1 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:35,502 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Boston for the 2017 AFC Championship Game 2 00:00:35,568 --> 00:00:38,838 between the New England Patriots and the Pittsburgh Steelers. 3 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,607 New England wins the toss 4 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,876 here at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts. 5 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:44,644 Game's about to start! 6 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,279 These two teams fighting for the right 7 00:00:46,279 --> 00:00:47,814 - to play down in Houston. - Hey! 8 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:51,484 Hey, game's about to start. Everyone to your spots. 9 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:54,154 I got my tea. Somebody get the guacamole. 10 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,890 - We didn't make guacamole. - Chips with no guac! 11 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,525 - I can't believe we have to do this. - It's our tradition. 12 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:00,827 Trish, you're in the dining room. Get the magazine. 13 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,950 You were reading the magazine. 14 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,797 I can't see from in here! 15 00:01:03,963 --> 00:01:05,298 - There you go. - Yeah. Oh, thanks. 16 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:06,800 - I'm going to my chair. - Betty! 17 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:08,234 What? I'm standing next to it. 18 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:10,170 Just get on the ladder. 19 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:12,138 - Get up on the ladder! - All right! Here I am. 20 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:12,939 Ladder! 21 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:14,174 I'm on the ladder. 22 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:16,420 I think it's a fun tradition. 23 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:18,178 Yeah, 'cause you're sitting on the couch, drinking tea. 24 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,800 Yeah, sipping. Drinking is vulgar. I sip. 25 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,748 Lou, I have to tell you, 26 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,683 this really doesn't affect the outcome of the game. 27 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:25,185 It's just a silly superstition. 28 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:26,853 Well, what happened in week eight? 29 00:01:27,530 --> 00:01:29,155 Well, I was standing on the ladder fixing a light bulb 30 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:30,890 that was flickering and driving me crazy. 31 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:33,526 Exactly. You were up on the ladder at kickoff. 32 00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:36,229 Trish was in the dining room reading her magazine, 33 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:37,964 - Maura was drinking tea... - Sipping. 34 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,233 And I spilled the chips. And what happened? 35 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,568 We beat the bills. 36 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,403 [SCOFFS] We killed the bills. 37 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:45,500 We killed the bills. 38 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:46,606 - Why chance it? - TRISH: She's got a point. 39 00:01:46,639 --> 00:01:48,241 Oh! There's Tom. 40 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,276 - [WOMEN GASP] - LOU: Oh, what a beautiful man. 41 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:51,878 - TRISH: Gorgeous. - MAURA: Oh, my goodness. 42 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:53,130 LOU: He's so well-hydrated. 43 00:01:53,130 --> 00:01:54,280 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 44 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:56,683 I prefer Gronkowski these days. 45 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,152 We know, Trish. We've all read your Gronk-erotica. 46 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:00,553 It's not erotica. 47 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,555 It's fan fiction. 48 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:04,324 Very ***y fan fiction. 49 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:05,692 No kidding. 50 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:06,893 - [CUP CLATTERS] - Oh, my God! 51 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:08,161 Oh! Get her a new tea! 52 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,163 - I was distracted. - Trish, get her a new tea! 53 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:11,664 - Sorry, guys! - It's almost kickoff! 54 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,900 - TRISH: It's not hot! - Just use the faucet! 55 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,869 I-I prefer it hot. Okay? 56 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,405 - Maura, I've got your tea. - Lou! The chips! 57 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:20,206 - Oh, shit, the chips! - Kickoff in two, one... 58 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,241 ANNOUNCER: It's kickoff! 59 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:22,475 [CROWD ON TV CHEER] 60 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,344 [WOMEN CHEERING] 61 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:27,447 - Well... - Oh, nice work! 62 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:30,250 [LAUGHING] 63 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:33,420 ♫ ["GET DOWN ON IT" PLAYING] ♫ 64 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,422 ANNOUNCER: Touchback. Tom Brady comes out. 65 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:39,192 Once again, 33rd postseason appearance. 66 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,594 The hold by Ryan Allen. 67 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:44,864 Cardona snaps it back. The kick is good. 68 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:46,700 - All right! Okay! - Brady completes. 69 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:48,968 - All right. Okay. We're on the board. - That's good. 70 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:57,143 Third and long! This is our song! 71 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,879 Third and long! This is our song! 72 00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:01,481 - Yes! - [WHOOPS] 73 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:12,959 ♪ We've got it all in store for you ♪ 74 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:16,363 ♪ from the Berkshires to the shore ♪ 75 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:19,766 ♪ Mayflower auto mart and more ♪ 76 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,201 Oh, man! 77 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,370 She's new. She is pretty. 78 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,638 Oh, she's just a knockoff of you. 79 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:27,807 You're the original Mayflower girl. 80 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:30,310 You're just as beautiful now as you were back then. 81 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:31,945 - Oh, God. Thank you. - Yes. 82 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,114 You know what it cost me to look like this? 83 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:35,315 - A fortune. - [LAUGHS] 84 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:36,950 ♫ ["GET DOWN ON IT" CONTINUES] ♫ 85 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,220 - Give 'em the curse. - Okay. 86 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:45,792 BETTY: Hands! 87 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,494 - ANNOUNCER: Third and goal. - Breath! 88 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:49,950 A hike to the 19... 89 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:51,931 [CHEERING] 90 00:03:58,710 --> 00:03:59,839 Okay, a toast. 91 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,842 To the man who brought us all here: Tom Brady. 92 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:07,681 Who never gives up, no matter what he's up against. 93 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:10,417 May the hand of fate continue to... 94 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,652 bless him with perfect spirals 95 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:16,560 and the confidence... to stand tall in the pocket. 96 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,958 - To Tom. - To Tom! 97 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,161 - To Tom. - To Tom. 98 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:24,864 To Tom! And to our quarterback, 99 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:26,332 the woman who brought us together 100 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:27,667 and made this our tradition. 101 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:29,436 No, I didn't plan on all this. 102 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:38,978 MAURA: Here we go. This is it. 103 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:42,882 Five, four, three, two, one, 104 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:46,319 Tom Brady! 105 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:47,854 [WHOOPING] 106 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:50,190 - We're going to the Super Bowl! - Good job. 107 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,759 - We did it! Ooh! - [SIGHS] oh, boy. 108 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,863 - [LOU AND BETTY SIGH] - So, I suppose... 109 00:04:57,300 --> 00:05:00,700 that gives us two weeks to plan the Super Bowl party. 110 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:02,736 - Shall we all bring appetizers? - Why not? 111 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:04,370 Can I bring Carl? 112 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:05,672 You know, things are getting serious. 113 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:07,907 - MAURA: Who is he again? - BETTY: The handsome one. 114 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:09,109 MAURA: They're all handsome. 115 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,577 What if we went? 116 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:13,980 Oh, Trish, you fall in love faster than any other human on earth. 117 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,783 Well, we can't all be with the same man for 50 years, Betty. 118 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,151 BETTY: Fifty-one. 119 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,719 Let's all go to the Super Bowl. 120 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:22,422 Oh, no, Lou, we've looked into this. 121 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,240 We... we can't afford it. 122 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:27,560 No, the tickets, the hotels, it's too expensive. 123 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:30,960 Two years ago, I could've paid for us all to go. 124 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:32,532 But I divorced Ralph two weeks before the playoffs. 125 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:33,566 BETTY: Oh, geez. 126 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,201 Boy, do I regret that. 127 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:37,300 - The divorce? - No, he was terrible. 128 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,105 - But the game was amazing. - [SOBS] 129 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,440 [SNIFFLING] 130 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:41,808 Maura! 131 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,543 Oh, Maura. 132 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,880 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 133 00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:49,215 It's just that every time I hear that word "divorce," 134 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:51,518 I just think of Francisco. You know? 135 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:52,919 Oh, Maura. No, no. 136 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:54,954 Your husband didn't divorce you. 137 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:56,222 - He died. - [SNIFFLES] 138 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:57,757 It's the same thing. 139 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:00,660 I'm serious. Let's go to the Super Bowl. 140 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,962 The Super Bowl is no place for four old women. 141 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:04,931 This could be Tom's last one. 142 00:06:05,980 --> 00:06:06,266 He's almost 40. 143 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,268 That's like 80 in people years. 144 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,970 - Yeah, we're 80 in people years. - Exactly! 145 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,540 If Tom Brady can make it to the Super Bowl, 146 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,375 so can we. 147 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,844 I'd like to clarify, I'm not in my 80s. 148 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,450 Neither am I. 149 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,146 On this momentous occasion. 150 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:23,116 We are gonna do something insane for our Pats Nation. 151 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,584 Oh, it's Nat and Pat. I love those guys. 152 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:26,886 PAT: That's right. We're gonna have a Super Bowl 153 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,822 - ticket giveaway. - Aw, baby! 154 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:32,959 Our four lucky fans will get to travel down to Houston 155 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:36,229 to see the Pats take on the Falcons. 156 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,865 - NAT: Just call the hotline. - Call the hotline, leave us a message. 157 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:40,200 Tell us your story. 158 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,868 Explain to us why you deserve those tickets 159 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:43,236 - better than anybody else. - Yeah. 160 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,738 And we're gonna announce the winner... 161 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,239 to our listeners at the Super Bowl. 162 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:48,141 - That's how we go! - It's a numbers game. 163 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:49,542 NAT: This is not a numbers game. 164 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,770 So don't leave us a thousand messages. 165 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:52,479 - We don't want 'em. - PAT: Please! 166 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:54,314 We just wanna hear your story. 167 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:55,548 And who knows? 168 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:59,853 - Maybe we'll see you in Houston! - Houston! 169 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:03,256 See? He said the best story wins. 170 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,250 We've got a great story. 171 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:07,527 We're the biggest Pats fans there are. 172 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,295 We love Tom Brady. 173 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,980 And we're all over 80 years old! 174 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,333 I'm 75. 175 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,836 So, let's experience a Super Bowl. 176 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:19,406 Because this might be our last chance. 177 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:22,442 - God, that's morbid. - Well, we gotta work with what we got. 178 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,711 We're gonna do this. Bring it in. 179 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,246 - Yeah. Yeah. - Bring it, bring it. 180 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,514 - Yes. Oh, yes. - Yeah, I'm in. 181 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,715 Super bowl on three. 182 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:32,852 One, two, three. Super bowl! [LAUGHS] 183 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:35,989 Hello, my name is Betty... Elizabeth Bachman. 184 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:39,590 Look, I crunched the numbers and based on your viewership, 185 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:44,230 my friends and I have about a .00013% chance here. 186 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,900 So, I realize that the probability 187 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,360 - of me winning this contest is very, very low... - BETTY'S HUSBAND: Honey! 188 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:55,709 But I-I used to be a professor of applied mathematics at MIT, 189 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:58,478 back when there were only two other women in the whole department, 190 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:01,614 so I'm used to the odds being against me. 191 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,316 Honey? I have to run to class. 192 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,584 Have you seen my watch? 193 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:06,619 It's on the mantel over the fireplace. 194 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:07,887 You're also gonna need pants. 195 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:09,222 Pants? 196 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:12,580 Oh, right. What would I do without you? 197 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,760 I just really need this trip. 198 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,229 Thank you very much. 199 00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:20,367 Oh. What do you think of my... my paper? 200 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,836 I'm gonna submit it to the journal. 201 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:27,340 Look, I-I love your principal points, I do, 202 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,909 but the whole paper right now is rather confusing. 203 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,780 And you can't expect people to understand, 204 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:35,415 unless you weave the concepts together a bit better and... 205 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:36,816 Pants. 206 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:38,385 Yep, pants. Right. 207 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,920 Hi. My name is Maura... 208 00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:43,990 and my friends and I are die-hard Pats fans. 209 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,293 Which wasn't always the case growing up in Oregon, 210 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,829 - where my mother was a lumberjack... - That's great, 211 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,431 but if we want the advantage here, 212 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:53,266 it has to sound like a real story. 213 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:56,436 So let's keep it believable. Right? 214 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:58,505 - All right. Sure, Maura. - Okay. 215 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,206 But she really was a lumberjack. 216 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,275 RESIDENT: Being bullied in elementary school was hard. 217 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:04,511 And then when middle school came, things got much worse. 218 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,279 Much, much worse. 219 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:09,549 And my mom started picking on me too... - Uh... uh... 220 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,284 Don't make it so sad. 221 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:14,954 It's about the best story wins, not the saddest story. 222 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,156 Okay? 223 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:18,910 Thank you. 224 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,259 RESIDENT 2: Hello? 225 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,895 Yes. Uh, my name is Maura, 226 00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:25,398 and my three friends and I are dying. Thank you. 227 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,600 Okay. Bye-bye. 228 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:30,170 We're... we're dying to go to the Super Bowl. 229 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:32,672 - Oh, right. - Yeah. 230 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:34,708 - Oopsie. - Mmm. 231 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:35,875 Yeah. 232 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:37,877 Hey, Maura. 233 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,779 Thank you for including me in all of this. 234 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,470 This is a lot of fun. 235 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,549 Oh, good. [CHUCKLES] 236 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:45,785 Hey, uh, do you think you could round up some more residents? 237 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:49,689 Because some of these performances aren't helping our odds. 238 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,240 You got it. 239 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,859 Thanks, Mick. 240 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,961 I mean, this guy is like Caesar. No, he's perfect. 241 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,429 And he's like Genghis Khan. 242 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,766 LOU: "My friends and I are die-hard--" No, no. 243 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:05,171 "My best friends and I are die-hard Pats fans." 244 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:09,175 "We're all ladies over 80 who love Tom Brady." 245 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,810 "Twenty years ago, we didn't know anything..." 246 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,316 No, no, no. 247 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,452 "It was 16 years ago." 248 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,155 "I'd just finished my last round of chemo, 249 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,658 "and my three best friends had come over to cheer me up." 250 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:27,227 How about some TV? 251 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,528 Mmm. 252 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,297 [CHEERING] 253 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,932 ANNOUNCER: So third down and ten now. 254 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,535 - Big play for the Patriots. - I can't change the channels. 255 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,971 Oh, I can do it. [CHUCKLES] 256 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,807 [ANNOUNCER CONTINUES] 257 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,308 Yeah, it's not working. 258 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,411 Remote's been acting funny. 259 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,612 I got it. 260 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,913 ANNOUNCER: Shaun Ellis, 92... 261 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,415 - [VOLUME INCREASES] - ...was, uh, we're carrying-- 262 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,683 MAURA: What do I do? What do I do? 263 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,918 - Don't hit it. - I already hit it. 264 00:10:52,850 --> 00:10:53,860 [SHOUTING] Unplug it. 265 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,187 Hold on. 266 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,488 Two minutes left in this game. 267 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,190 Drew Bledsoe is out. 268 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,958 They're gonna have to go with their backup QB. 269 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,528 Tom Brady, the second-year quarterback 270 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,863 - from the university of Michigan. - Ooh! Who's that? 271 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,999 I think anybody could tell by looking at Bledsoe... 272 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:07,334 He is cute. 273 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,601 Oh, I'll watch this. 274 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,720 I can turn myself down. 275 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,773 [ANNOUNCER CONTINUES] 276 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,409 LOU: "Maybe it was luck, maybe it was destiny, 277 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,278 "but at that moment, 278 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:22,248 "the Patriots' backup quarterback got called off the bench." 279 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,500 BETTY: I think that has to be so difficult. 280 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,120 - Oh, my God. - LOU: "We eventually got the remote working, 281 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,489 and one week of football became two." 282 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,460 You know, for a game where a bunch of guys just smash into each other, 283 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,128 it's really very complicated. 284 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,463 There are so many patterns, 285 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,498 and if you analyze the data, you will find... 286 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,700 We're just starting to enjoy it, Betty. 287 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,168 Don't make it about math. 288 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,403 Oh. Okay. 289 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,473 LOU: "And two weeks became a season." 290 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,377 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 291 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,813 "Tom and the Patriots went on to win the Super Bowl that year. 292 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,983 And I, well, I'm still here, thanks to my team." 293 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,919 - And to Lou, our quarterback. - [SCREAMS] 294 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,187 - [LAUGHING] - You didn't! 295 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,557 LOU: "And just like that, we had a new tradition." 296 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:08,695 "That's why it would mean the world to us to win these tickets." 297 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,463 PAT: What are we talking about? 298 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,265 NAT: All right, Pat. Look, I'm glad you asked. 299 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,501 Tonight is the end of our ticket giveaway, 300 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:17,700 and we have received a record number of submissions. 301 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,439 But, hey, look, you still got as about a good a chance 302 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,941 as being the 199th draft pick 303 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,610 and going on to become 304 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,790 the four-time, soon to be five-time, Super Bowl champ. 305 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,881 We need one for the thumb here. 306 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,150 PAT: Or you could still try and buy your tickets online, 307 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,180 but for four tickets, you'd have to sell your car. 308 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,653 - Well, not your car. - Yeah. 309 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,355 - My car's garbage. - My... [GROANS] 310 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,623 In your case... 311 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,825 "My best friends and I are die-hard Pa--" [GROANS] 312 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,227 This isn't gonna work. 313 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,597 [SIGHS] Oh, what do I do, Tom? 314 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:50,670 [CHUCKLES] 315 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,772 What do I do? 316 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,211 [WHISPERING] Let's go. 317 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,324 CarMax of Andover, how can I help you? 318 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,326 Lou, what's going on? 319 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,610 You're acting very strange, Lou. 320 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,529 LOU: Just keep your eyes shut. 321 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,832 Lou, I've got to get home before dinner. 322 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,500 It's craps night. 323 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,200 You've got your own house, Maura. 324 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,700 Why are you still living in a retirement center? 325 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,805 Frank loved it very much. 326 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,941 Okay, look. 327 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:32,278 Oh! I love presents. I love presents. 328 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,480 - Whoo! - Oh! 329 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,115 Oh, my gosh. What is happening? 330 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,550 I wanted it to be a surprise, 331 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,153 but all they had were gender reveal boxes. 332 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,488 Who's having a baby? 333 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,156 No one. 334 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:46,159 It's not a gender reveal. It's just a reveal. 335 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,160 Of what? 336 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,361 [SIGHS] 337 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,998 We won the tickets. We're going to the Super Bowl. 338 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,100 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! These are tickets. 339 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,935 How did that happen?! How did that happen?! 340 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,972 Teamwork! I just did what Tommy would do! 341 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:02,142 Who cares how it happened? We're going to the Super Bowl! 342 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,677 - Oh, my God! - BETTY: Oh, my God! 343 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,978 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 344 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,880 PAT: Welcome back to Pats Nation. 345 00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:09,315 The Super Bowl is only three days away, 346 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,552 and I am more excited about this than my own wedding. 347 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,355 NAT: I'm much more excited about it than I was about your wedding. 348 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,526 TRISH: No, Carl. I did not agree that we could see other people. 349 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:20,727 That's not dating. 350 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:23,763 That's cheating, and I'm done talking about it. 351 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,670 I do not want to talk to you. 352 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,571 [SCOFFS] I'm not interested in anything you have to say. 353 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,740 Wow, this chapter is really good. 354 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,475 Oh, it's so steamy. 355 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,143 No, it's not finished. 356 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,313 No. Not you, Carl. 357 00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:43,183 With you, it is finished. 358 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,653 Oh, Lou, I need a hug. 359 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,421 [SNIFFLES] I need a hug. 360 00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:52,225 Oh, baby. 361 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,194 You're too good for that one anyway. 362 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,730 Oh, God. I'm just... 363 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,900 - [SIGHS] - [CHUCKLES] 364 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:03,203 Betty's right. I-I'm... 365 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,710 I have to stop falling in love. 366 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,740 No, you can fall in love. 367 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:11,411 Just maybe wait till you've known them more than a week. 368 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,150 Maybe I just stay home. 369 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,483 And mope around? No. 370 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,485 We're going to the Super Bowl 371 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,210 to enjoy men the way the Romans did: 372 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:24,357 Sweaty, piled on top of one another. 373 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,759 Tight pants. 374 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,129 [CHUCKLES] Okay. 375 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,100 MANAGER: So, this one's for your blood pressure. It says take twice a day. 376 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,769 And this one's for you to go to sleep, 377 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:39,205 so it's very important you only take it before bed, all right? 378 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,108 I... I'm sorry. What? 379 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,711 This one is for your blood pressure. 380 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,546 Twice a day, okay? 381 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,548 And this one is to help you sleep. 382 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,517 It's important to take sleep seriously. 383 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,987 But only take it when you're ready for bed, okay? Because... [EXHALES] 384 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,890 All right, let me know if you need anything else. 385 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,800 Oh, before you leave, have you finished making the corrections? 386 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:10,270 Honey, you really need to take another pass at it. 387 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,730 I mean, you need to add your own voice. 388 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,108 Well, you know my voice better than I do. 389 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,410 No, no, no. I don't. I never did. 390 00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:20,113 - Listen to me. - Okay. 391 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,748 You can do it. 392 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,950 Okay. I think so. 393 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,118 Okay. 394 00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,190 Mind if I come in? 395 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,459 I see your bags are packed. 396 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,595 So where you headed? 397 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,980 Super bowl. 398 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,966 - Super bowl. Really? - Yeah. 399 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,368 - No, you're kidding? - Mm-mmm. 400 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,535 Oh, man. 401 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,400 You know, I used to play football. 402 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,171 - High school. Yeah. - Mmm? 403 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,339 I was a wingback. 404 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,800 A little undersized, 405 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,276 but the coach always said I had great feet. 406 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,413 My husband always said that I had great feet. 407 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,716 - Mmm. - But he just really liked feet. 408 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,685 [CHUCKLES] 409 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:09,290 [STAMMERING] I heard that he passed away. 410 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,563 Was it last year? 411 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,660 - Yeah. - Oh. 412 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,234 Yeah. 413 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,137 My wife, uh, she passed away too. 414 00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,772 Oh, I'm so sorry. 415 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,241 - I'm so sorry. - You know, these things happen. 416 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,477 Hey. 417 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,715 If you need someone to accompany you... 418 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,350 to the Super Bowl... 419 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,190 Thank you so much, 420 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:35,555 but I'm already going with friends. Thank you. 421 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:40,393 But, hey, there is a lot going on in this place 422 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,162 - that you should explore. - Mm-hmm. Yep. 423 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,596 There's... No, really. 424 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,900 There's pool aerobics. There's, um... 425 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:49,102 There's dancing. 426 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,204 - There's game night. - Yeah. 427 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,973 - Uh, lunch. - Yeah. 428 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,208 Lately, I've... 429 00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:00,180 Been realizing that it's less about what you do, 430 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:03,550 more about who you do it with, you know? 431 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,653 I look around this place, and... 432 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,761 You're the only one I really wanna be around. 433 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,864 You know, it seems like you got it all figured out and... 434 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,203 [SNORES] 435 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:28,375 Talking to myself. 436 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,277 [HORN HONKING] 437 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,380 Stop honking. Betty hates it. 438 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,948 She thinks it's bad manners. 439 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,383 I know. That's why I do it. 440 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,284 - [CHUCKLES] - [HORN HONKING] 441 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,587 BETTY: You know, you didn't have to honk so many times. 442 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,522 One toot is enough. 443 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:44,891 Uh... [SIGHS] 444 00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:47,160 This trunk is full. 445 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:50,830 Lou, why didn't we take your SUV? 446 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,165 It's in the shop. 447 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,967 Don't worry, Betty. 448 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,669 This thing has plenty of room. 449 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:57,937 It's a '93. 450 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,273 - It is? It's... - They don't make them like this anymore. 451 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,409 - They don't make this model like they used to. - Oh, boy. 452 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:06,446 NAT: We are a mere two days away from the Super Bowl. 453 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:07,947 PAT: Yeah. Houston better get ready. 454 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,649 I think they're gonna run out of beer. 455 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,785 - LOU: Oh! - [BETTY GRUNTS] 456 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,786 Tight brakes. 457 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,421 TRISH: What you want me to do? Not stop? 458 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,824 She's not answering. I've called about ten times. 459 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,192 Here, I'll get her. 460 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,270 - It's the truth. - Pacing will not help. 461 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,729 Well, it can't hurt. 462 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:23,897 Afternoon, bill. 463 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:25,265 Here he is. Here he is. 464 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,800 - Hey, ladies. - Yes. Hello. 465 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,269 I'm sorry. I went and checked, but Maura's sleeping. 466 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,710 Please wake her up. 467 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,472 Please just wake her up. 468 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,641 We don't just wake anyone up here. 469 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,900 It's a very strict policy. 470 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,440 It's part of our core philosophy. 471 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,347 We take sleep seriously. 472 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,616 See? 473 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,352 Oh! Uh... 474 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:47,787 Excuse me. 475 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,890 Excuse me. 476 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,191 Excuse me. 477 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,159 - Mmm. Mm-mmm. - LOU: Oh, damn it. 478 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,395 - Maura! Maura! - Oh, oh. Ladies. Seriously. 479 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,796 - Shh! Please, please. - Maura! 480 00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:58,431 - Okay. Okay, we're going. - Thank you. 481 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,766 - We just had a moment. - Thank you. 482 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,901 You guys are very fast. That's-That's a good sign. 483 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,637 Where's Maura? 484 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,239 She's sleeping, 485 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,808 and the manager won't let us in to wake her up. 486 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,770 What do we do? We're gonna miss our flight. 487 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:13,780 I got it. I came prepared. 488 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,615 There's no way we're gonna make it. Where--? 489 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,783 LOU: What are you doing? 490 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,388 Are all your suitcases just wigs? 491 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:26,659 Let's go. 492 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,562 So you still get the cute little face, 493 00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:31,364 but you don't get all the breathing problems. 494 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,500 Oh, that is fascinating. 495 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,635 Do you have any photos? 496 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,237 Oh, yeah. Sure. 497 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,439 All I have is pug photos. 498 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,975 - Look at this guy. - [GASPS] Ooh, look at that. 499 00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:43,576 - That's Toffee... - Uh-huh. 500 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,545 And that's Bobby right there. Let me show you. 501 00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:46,846 Can I take you on a tour? 502 00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:48,648 [CHEF TALKING] 503 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,884 - Wow. They have a cooking class. - Wow. Look at that chef. 504 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,485 - Maura was right. - It's Emeril in there. 505 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,120 They have absolutely everything here. 506 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,489 She's been wanting me to take a pottery class with her, 507 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,825 but honestly, I can't see myself throwing a pot. 508 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:02,429 I hope that you feel... like you used your time with him wisely, 509 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,797 - because you lied to him. - Excuse me. 510 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,320 Does anyone know where Maura Martinez is? 511 00:21:06,990 --> 00:21:07,967 [SHUSHING] 512 00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:09,536 [WHISPERING] Wait for the commercial. 513 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,571 She's in her room. 514 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,440 [SHUSHING] 515 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,708 Here, I'll take you. 516 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,376 [SHUSHING] 517 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:17,811 RESIDENT: Come on, man. 518 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,245 BETTY: [WHISPERING] Thank you, sir. Thank you. 519 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,680 - LOU: Sorry. - Yeah. 520 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,349 MICKEY: Well, I think she's sleeping. 521 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,617 - Uh, well, thanks, um... - Uh, Mickey. 522 00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:25,852 Look, Mickey, 523 00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:28,788 our flight is leaving in three hours and 23 minutes. 524 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,825 I'll, uh... Okay, well, I'll be here. 525 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,226 - I'll be right out here. - Maura? 526 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,995 - MICKEY: I'll just be standing guard out here. - Maura? Oh! 527 00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:37,497 Maura? Maura? 528 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,232 - Honey, I can do this. - Ma-- Okay, all right. 529 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,340 Maura. [SHOUTING] Maura! 530 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,136 She's got a pulse. 531 00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:48,800 - I can't read that. - Sleeping pills. 532 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,100 Oh. Get a wheelchair. 533 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,511 - Get a wheelchair. - Mickey? 534 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:52,846 - Oh, Mickey, good. - Yeah? 535 00:21:53,130 --> 00:21:55,348 Could you possibly get us a wheelchair? 536 00:21:56,490 --> 00:21:58,180 - A wheelchair? - Yeah. 537 00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:59,652 You're breaking her out, aren't you? 538 00:21:59,853 --> 00:22:01,554 Well, no, we're actually, we-- we're going-- 539 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:04,224 - No, you're breaking her out. - Okay. Yeah. 540 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:07,930 Well, it figures that she'd have really cool friends. 541 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,428 He's getting one. 542 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,998 Take these with us. They belong to her. 543 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,601 - This cash too. - Well, that... 544 00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,569 - I'll give it to her in the car. - All right. 545 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,738 - You'll witness it. You'll see it. - Okay. I'm witnessing. 546 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,373 - LOU: Is it clear? - Yeah, it's clear. 547 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:21,741 - Let's go. Let's go. - Okay. 548 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,576 - All clear. - Out of the way. Out of the way. 549 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:25,245 - Go ahead. Go ahead. - Watch your feet. 550 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,780 This way, to the left. 551 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,615 - To the left. Go, go, go. - Here we go. Here we go. 552 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,500 MANAGER: That was our deluxe garden suite, 553 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:31,951 but you know our resort is 60 and over, 554 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,420 so you might have to wait a few more years 555 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,755 - to qualify. - Oh. [CHUCKLES] 556 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,190 Hey! 557 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,392 - Go! - Where are you going? 558 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:40,727 - Stop right there. - Tony, wait. 559 00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,280 Do you even care about my dogs? 560 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,229 No, I don't. 561 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,532 MICKEY: Go. Go. I got you. 562 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,667 TONY: Hey, she's still sleeping. Come back. Wait. 563 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,835 [ON PA] Ladies and gentlemen, 564 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:52,272 Pat Sajak from Wheel of Fortune is in the house. 565 00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:56,242 Pat Sajak is here, and he's signing autographs right now. 566 00:22:56,343 --> 00:22:58,111 - Pat Sajak. - Hey, Cecile. What's going on? 567 00:22:58,178 --> 00:22:59,713 Where is the party at, huh? 568 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,415 - Oh, what's going on? Hey. - MICKEY: There's Vanna here too. 569 00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:06,286 - LOU: Thank you, Mickey. - BETTY: Thank you so much. 570 00:23:06,286 --> 00:23:07,587 LOU: Oh, Trish, there you are. 571 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:08,788 Come on! 572 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:09,956 [WHOOPING] 573 00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:11,324 LOU: We did it. 574 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,626 - Whoo! - [SCREAMS] 575 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:17,997 Wha-- What are we celebrating? 576 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,866 - LOU: Oh, Maura. - TRISH: We broke you out. 577 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,401 We're going to the Super Bowl! 578 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,404 - LOU: We're going to the Super Bowl! - What? Oh! 579 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,390 [WHOOPING CONTINUES] 580 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:28,975 LOU: We're going to the Super Bowl. 581 00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:40,653 - BETTY: I'm starving. - [TRISH GASPS] 582 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:43,490 - Let's go to a bar. I love bars. - No kidding. 583 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,126 We're not going to a bar so you can talk to men. 584 00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:48,728 Lou, I told you I am not gonna flirt. 585 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,164 I know this is a girls trip. 586 00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:53,330 Well, maybe I'll flirt. 587 00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:55,680 I don't think I've ever flirted in my whole life. 588 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,400 - TRISH: You can do it. - Okay. Okay. 589 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,277 Hrishi? 590 00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:09,716 You have a nice head. 591 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:11,885 Why, thank you. 592 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,154 - We'll work on it. - Okay. 593 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,221 Yeah. 594 00:24:15,422 --> 00:24:17,590 - [ELEVATOR DINGS] - LOU: Oh, Erhan Suites. 595 00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:20,593 Is this great or what? 596 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,630 And it's all Super Bowl themed. 597 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,632 Yeah, but they only gave us one room. 598 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,934 And there's no more rooms in the whole hotel. 599 00:24:28,101 --> 00:24:30,337 There's no more rooms in the whole city. 600 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:32,605 At least this one has two beds. 601 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:33,907 Be appreciative. 602 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:35,342 Oh, look. There's Tom. 603 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,379 Oh, he's much bigger in real life. 604 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:41,381 That's just a cardboard him. 605 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,753 The real him is at least twice that size. 606 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,188 Oh, Tom. 607 00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:50,957 Make that pass. Make it. 608 00:24:51,124 --> 00:24:53,693 I'm taking this one. He's cute. 609 00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:56,596 Maura! Who did you pick? 610 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,666 [PHONE RINGING] 611 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:00,934 [GROANS] 612 00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:07,941 - Hi. Hi. - Mmm? 613 00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:09,376 Hey, mom? 614 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:12,145 Um, hey, I just got a call from the hospital 615 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,914 saying they're trying to reach you and you're not answering. 616 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:18,351 They called me as your emergency contact. Is everything okay? 617 00:25:18,418 --> 00:25:21,621 Yes, I'm fine. Everything's fine. 618 00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:24,257 I... I just had some tests done. 619 00:25:24,424 --> 00:25:25,825 They're calling... 620 00:25:27,127 --> 00:25:28,862 To go over them. 621 00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:30,864 [WHISPERING] Why are you whispering? 622 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,867 LOU: I'm in a hotel room, 623 00:25:34,670 --> 00:25:36,690 and the other girls are sleeping. 624 00:25:36,236 --> 00:25:37,637 W-Where are you? 625 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,707 Uh, New Hampshire. 626 00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:44,770 We took a little trip to a bed-and-breakfast. 627 00:25:44,244 --> 00:25:45,745 Oh, that sounds nice. 628 00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:48,415 - Um, mom, call your doctor back. - Okay. 629 00:25:48,515 --> 00:25:49,582 Night, sweetie. 630 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,840 All right, love you. Night. 631 00:25:51,251 --> 00:25:52,552 Love you. 632 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:02,862 I can't sleep. 633 00:26:03,530 --> 00:26:05,265 Me neither. [CHUCKLES] 634 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,437 I miss frank. 635 00:26:12,439 --> 00:26:14,574 I miss sleeping next to him. 636 00:26:16,443 --> 00:26:18,440 Nighttime's the worst. 637 00:26:20,213 --> 00:26:24,884 I just lay there, awake, thinking of him. 638 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,222 I feel like I'm just living in the past, 639 00:26:30,557 --> 00:26:32,359 and I can't move on. 640 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:37,300 Maura, you're not living in the past. 641 00:26:37,197 --> 00:26:39,766 You're right here with us. 642 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:41,735 And we're here for you. 643 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:46,600 I love you. [CHUCKLES] 644 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:48,800 Oh, I love you. 645 00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:56,783 Here, section 138, row 30, seats four, five, six and seven. 646 00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:58,218 They're so shiny. 647 00:26:58,818 --> 00:26:59,953 Can I hold them? 648 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:03,890 - TRISH: [LAUGHS] Oh! - LOU: Oh! Uh-oh! 649 00:27:04,570 --> 00:27:05,625 - Caught one. - We can't lose those. 650 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,327 - You're right. - Those are gold. 651 00:27:07,494 --> 00:27:09,662 Well, clearly, you shouldn't be holding them, then. 652 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:12,980 How many reading glasses have you gone through this year? 653 00:27:12,232 --> 00:27:13,600 That doesn't count. 654 00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:16,102 Reading glasses are designed to be lost. 655 00:27:19,539 --> 00:27:20,607 Okay, fine. 656 00:27:20,774 --> 00:27:23,109 Who's the most responsible one? 657 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:24,744 Oh! 658 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,460 Me. 659 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:27,247 Okay. 660 00:27:29,282 --> 00:27:31,117 Good thing I brought my strap-on. 661 00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:34,870 TRISH: Um... [LAUGHS] 662 00:27:34,254 --> 00:27:35,355 I don't think that's what it's called. 663 00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:36,389 Sure it is. Look. 664 00:27:36,423 --> 00:27:38,525 You just strap... 665 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:41,494 - it on. - Wow. 666 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,229 That's a Fanny pack. 667 00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:45,131 Not if you don't wear it around your Fanny. 668 00:27:45,298 --> 00:27:48,301 If you wear it like this, it's a strap-on. 669 00:27:49,690 --> 00:27:50,870 And I will keep them safe. 670 00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:52,439 Okay. 671 00:27:52,639 --> 00:27:55,508 Before we head out, let's look at the agenda. 672 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:58,780 First up, the NFL experience. 673 00:27:58,244 --> 00:27:59,846 Wait a minute, "agenda" sounds like work. 674 00:28:00,130 --> 00:28:01,140 I love a good agenda. 675 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:02,782 - Let's go to a spa. - No. 676 00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:05,552 We didn't win these tickets to go to a spa. 677 00:28:05,719 --> 00:28:07,687 We came here for football. 678 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:10,557 We're going to have the NFL experience. 679 00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:13,930 [CROWD CHATTERING] 680 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,398 LOU: I can't believe we're actually here. 681 00:28:18,565 --> 00:28:19,966 I can't believe it. 682 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:25,805 BETTY: Oh, my gosh. This place is huge. 683 00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:28,800 Look at all the helmets. 684 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:29,876 Oh, oh! I wanna get one for my grandkids. 685 00:28:30,430 --> 00:28:32,579 LOU: Oh, this is better than my wildest dreams. 686 00:28:32,746 --> 00:28:33,747 Not mine. 687 00:28:33,847 --> 00:28:35,181 This morning, I had a dream, 688 00:28:35,348 --> 00:28:37,817 I was going down the Amazon River on a pickle 689 00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:40,353 with my papier-mâché children. 690 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,422 There's so much here to do. 691 00:28:42,589 --> 00:28:44,991 Yeah, well, you don't need a brochure to tell you that. 692 00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:46,226 You know what? I've looked at this. 693 00:28:46,259 --> 00:28:48,361 If-If we wanna hit all the booths, 694 00:28:48,428 --> 00:28:50,764 we have to average under five minutes for each one, 695 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,399 except, you know, maybe the big... 696 00:28:54,670 --> 00:28:55,168 [SIGHS] 697 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:05,178 - [GRUNTS] - [PEOPLE CHEERING] 698 00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:08,140 TOM BRADY: Welcome to the QB Countdown. 699 00:29:08,810 --> 00:29:11,418 Let's see how many passes you can complete in 45 seconds. 700 00:29:11,518 --> 00:29:12,952 LOU: I'm good at this. Watch. 701 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,320 - GAME REFEREE: Next. - I know. I know. 702 00:29:14,354 --> 00:29:16,322 Oh, I thought you was waiting on your grandson. 703 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:18,291 [CHUCKLES] Nope, I'm here to play. 704 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,627 Ah, well, good luck, nana. 705 00:29:20,794 --> 00:29:22,495 I don't want you to break anything. 706 00:29:22,662 --> 00:29:24,964 Hey, you sound confident. 707 00:29:25,165 --> 00:29:27,534 Would you like to place a little wager on it? 708 00:29:27,734 --> 00:29:28,868 [SCOFFS] 709 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,738 Ten bucks says she won't hit more than five. 710 00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:33,907 That's not a bet. 711 00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:36,609 She wins, she gets your Falcons Jersey. 712 00:29:38,378 --> 00:29:40,800 - Deal. - Deal. 713 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:45,318 There you go. Okay. 714 00:29:45,385 --> 00:29:47,220 Whoa, whoa, whoa. [BLOWS WHISTLE] 715 00:29:47,587 --> 00:29:49,522 Technically, we don't allow betting here. 716 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:50,824 BRADY: [ON PA] Hey, Lou. 717 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,292 But they don't pay me that much, so... 718 00:29:52,325 --> 00:29:53,326 let's see how this plays out. 719 00:29:53,326 --> 00:29:55,995 - BRADY: Lou! Look up. - Yeah. Let's see how this plays out. 720 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:59,650 I'm up here. I'm talking to you. 721 00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:02,135 Louella, don't worry about how hard you throw it. 722 00:30:02,335 --> 00:30:04,804 It's all about accuracy and touch. 723 00:30:06,239 --> 00:30:07,307 All right, now. You're up. 724 00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:09,809 - All right. - GAME REFEREE: All right. 725 00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:14,381 Ready. Set. Throw. 726 00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:16,160 BYSTANDER: Come on, granny! 727 00:30:16,216 --> 00:30:18,284 - [CROWD EXCLAIMING] - Smoke 'em! Smoke 'em, Lou. 728 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,955 - Oh! - Hey, when are you gonna start throwing? 729 00:30:22,122 --> 00:30:24,190 - For Pete's sake. - Ma'am, would you mind your business? 730 00:30:24,224 --> 00:30:26,192 I've never seen anything like this in my life. 731 00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:28,194 - Is there a mute button for her? - Oh, oh, oh! 732 00:30:28,228 --> 00:30:30,960 - Really? - I am terrified. 733 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:32,532 - Seriously, the elder-- - Do you have anything else to do with your life? 734 00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:34,200 Oh, you're killing him. You're killing him. 735 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,360 Ma'am, you are stressing me out, okay? 736 00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:37,971 Oh, really? Is it distracting? 737 00:30:38,138 --> 00:30:39,906 - I hope so. - You dropped your multivitamin. 738 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,374 Fancy footwork. Look at that. 739 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:42,709 Man, that is something. 740 00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:43,877 Whoo! 741 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:45,278 - Oh, my... - Will you back up? 742 00:30:45,445 --> 00:30:47,380 - That's really unimpressive. - Oh, my goodness. 743 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,315 - Amazing! - Ma'am! 744 00:30:49,482 --> 00:30:52,850 - CROWD: Six, five, four... - She's definitely been day drinking. 745 00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:54,354 - That's what her problem is... - three, two, one! 746 00:30:54,621 --> 00:30:56,623 - [BUZZER SOUNDS] - [CROWD CHEERS] 747 00:30:56,823 --> 00:30:59,859 - You did it! I told you. - I knew I'd make it. I knew. 748 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:01,261 That was incredible. 749 00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:02,929 Yeah, you, uh, you scored over 20 points, 750 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,464 which means you get a free Super Bowl jersey. 751 00:31:04,497 --> 00:31:06,399 I want the Brady. I want the Brady. 752 00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:07,901 What size are you? 753 00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:10,303 I'm not wearing that. 754 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:12,672 We can go double or nothing if you want your Jersey back. 755 00:31:12,906 --> 00:31:15,208 But if we win, you gotta wear that. 756 00:31:15,408 --> 00:31:17,430 Fine. 757 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:20,613 Trish, we're in Houston. Can't we get some barbecue? 758 00:31:21,414 --> 00:31:23,149 Oh, your book! Look. 759 00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:24,317 [TRISH GASPS] 760 00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:25,719 - They have it. - [CHUCKLES] 761 00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:27,454 - Look at-- Sign it. - My God. 762 00:31:28,922 --> 00:31:31,858 - Come on. Really? - Yes. I have a pen. It's here somewhere. 763 00:31:31,925 --> 00:31:33,260 You're bad. 764 00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:35,495 All right. 765 00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:38,431 Excuse me, what are you doing? 766 00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:41,534 Oh, I'm just admiring these books. 767 00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:43,236 Uh, you're gonna have to pay for that. 768 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:45,710 She's signing it. 769 00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:49,376 - You're... You're Virginia Ledough? - Ledoux. 770 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:51,511 Oh, my gosh. 771 00:31:51,678 --> 00:31:54,140 I sell so many copies of your book. 772 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:55,348 And I'm a personal fan. 773 00:31:55,515 --> 00:31:56,983 You know what? You guys just go ahead. 774 00:31:57,170 --> 00:31:58,451 I'm gonna find some barbecue. 775 00:31:58,618 --> 00:32:00,453 - I think it's outside. - I'll see you in a bit. 776 00:32:00,487 --> 00:32:01,988 Are you working on anything new? 777 00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:04,991 Actually, yeah. I'm working on a holiday-themed book. 778 00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:07,193 [GASPS] I Gronk you a merry Christmas. 779 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,628 Can I preorder? 780 00:32:08,795 --> 00:32:10,163 Yeah, absolutely. 781 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:13,990 Holidays are a very ***ual time for me. 782 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:15,402 Wow. 783 00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:17,337 Uh, hello? 784 00:32:17,404 --> 00:32:18,405 ATTENDANT: Excuse me. 785 00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:21,107 Oh. Hi, um... 786 00:32:21,274 --> 00:32:22,842 I'd like to get some wings. 787 00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:24,544 Oh, I'm sorry. They're not for sale. 788 00:32:24,711 --> 00:32:26,646 This is a spicy wings contest. 789 00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:28,381 - Really? - Yeah. 790 00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:30,483 But I must warn you, it gets really intense. 791 00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:33,319 I mean, they got spices that sound like they're from a horror film. 792 00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:34,854 - Like what? - California reaper... 793 00:32:35,550 --> 00:32:37,524 - Whoa... - Ghost pepper, Teddy Bears picnic. 794 00:32:37,691 --> 00:32:39,125 Now, that one's the most scary, 795 00:32:39,192 --> 00:32:41,127 'cause it sounds like it's all warm and cuddly, 796 00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:44,300 - but it's not. It's really not. - Oh. 797 00:32:44,698 --> 00:32:46,433 Well, I could use a little spice. 798 00:32:46,599 --> 00:32:47,734 This ain't no little spice. 799 00:32:48,668 --> 00:32:50,300 And this is his contest. 800 00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:51,871 Guy Fieri. 801 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,173 BETTY: [CHUCKLING] Oh-ho. 802 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:54,541 I mean, look at him. 803 00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:56,776 He even looks spicy. 804 00:32:58,278 --> 00:32:59,279 I'm in. 805 00:32:59,379 --> 00:33:00,580 - You sure? - Mm-hmm. 806 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:02,349 So, I'm gonna need your emergency contacts 807 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:05,485 - in case something happens. - Well, that would be my husband, Mark. 808 00:33:05,752 --> 00:33:07,854 But don't call him. Don't call him. 809 00:33:07,921 --> 00:33:10,390 [STAMMERING] I don't want him knowing I was doing this. 810 00:33:10,557 --> 00:33:12,592 So, if you black out, you don't want me to call your husband? 811 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:15,950 - No. No, don't call him. - So who do you want me to call? 812 00:33:16,896 --> 00:33:17,997 An ambulance? 813 00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:20,567 [CHEERING] 814 00:33:28,641 --> 00:33:29,909 Yay! 815 00:33:33,413 --> 00:33:35,115 Ladies and gentlemen! 816 00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:39,419 Are you ready for the Spicy BBQ Hot Wings Challenge?! 817 00:33:39,586 --> 00:33:40,854 [CROWD CHEERS] 818 00:33:41,210 --> 00:33:42,489 The rules are simple. 819 00:33:42,555 --> 00:33:45,892 If you don't wanna clear your seat, you better handle the heat. 820 00:33:46,159 --> 00:33:48,161 You touch the milk, you're gone. 821 00:33:48,228 --> 00:33:51,464 Let's bring out... the pain train to flavortown. 822 00:33:51,731 --> 00:33:54,934 In three, two, one. Bring the pain. 823 00:33:55,135 --> 00:33:57,203 [CROWD CHEERING] 824 00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:02,876 - Oh, my God. That's Betty! - Oh, my God. 825 00:34:03,430 --> 00:34:05,512 FIERI: This is the train to pain. 826 00:34:05,679 --> 00:34:07,180 Who can handle the heat? 827 00:34:07,347 --> 00:34:08,782 Hold it together. 828 00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:10,183 Hang in there. 829 00:34:10,350 --> 00:34:12,252 Hang in there. Hang in there. 830 00:34:12,452 --> 00:34:14,540 - Oh! You're gone. - [CROWD EXCLAIMS] 831 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,321 Go. Go. Go. 832 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:17,390 Excuse me, Betty? 833 00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:20,393 - You don't have to eat it all. - It's okay. I'm hungry. 834 00:34:20,593 --> 00:34:21,695 I know her! 835 00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:23,630 "And it was then, 836 00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:27,600 "on the hallowed turf of Gillette Stadium, 837 00:34:27,767 --> 00:34:29,903 "that Gronk took her, 838 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:31,905 "and she knew... 839 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:36,760 "This was the best a man could get." 840 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,515 Thank you. Thank you so much. 841 00:34:42,682 --> 00:34:45,118 This is all so unexpected. 842 00:34:45,285 --> 00:34:47,821 Uh, if I'm not mistaken, Mrs. Ledoux, 843 00:34:47,987 --> 00:34:49,289 you are a multi-hyphenate. 844 00:34:49,489 --> 00:34:52,359 Aren't you the original Mayflower girl? 845 00:34:52,525 --> 00:34:53,760 - [CHUCKLES] - I love your book. 846 00:34:53,827 --> 00:34:55,528 - Thank you. - [MAN CHUCKLES] 847 00:34:55,695 --> 00:34:58,640 Well, that was... That was a long time ago. 848 00:34:58,231 --> 00:35:00,200 Well, beauty has no expiration date. 849 00:35:01,634 --> 00:35:02,869 Dan O'Callaghan. 850 00:35:05,839 --> 00:35:07,307 Oh, my God. That ring. 851 00:35:08,641 --> 00:35:10,276 Oh, my God. The fingernails. 852 00:35:11,411 --> 00:35:13,947 - Football nails. You've got two rings. - Yep. 853 00:35:14,114 --> 00:35:17,170 - I have to assume you... you played. - I did. 854 00:35:17,217 --> 00:35:19,152 Two Super Bowls. Two different teams. 855 00:35:19,319 --> 00:35:22,589 So, do I just call you the Mayflower girl? 856 00:35:22,756 --> 00:35:23,823 Patricia. 857 00:35:23,990 --> 00:35:25,358 - FAN: Love your book. - Thank you. 858 00:35:25,392 --> 00:35:26,593 - Saved our marriage. - Thanks. 859 00:35:26,593 --> 00:35:28,280 Wait a minute, not Virginia? 860 00:35:29,462 --> 00:35:32,532 Uh, Virginia Ledoux was the name of my poodle. 861 00:35:32,699 --> 00:35:36,236 Well, your poodle must have a real thing for football players. 862 00:35:36,403 --> 00:35:37,437 No. 863 00:35:38,538 --> 00:35:39,973 I do. 864 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:42,942 Ladies and gentlemen, here we are at the pinnacle of pain, 865 00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:44,678 the temple of heat. 866 00:35:44,844 --> 00:35:46,413 Our final round, 867 00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:48,982 Dal versus Betty. 868 00:35:50,450 --> 00:35:51,851 Dal, how you feeling, bud? 869 00:35:52,180 --> 00:35:53,987 - I'm feeling great, Guy-- - All right. Great, Dal. 870 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,422 And, uh, Betty, everything okay? 871 00:35:55,588 --> 00:35:56,856 Yeah, I'm just getting ready. 872 00:35:57,230 --> 00:35:58,792 All right. Remember, embrace the spice. 873 00:35:58,992 --> 00:36:01,561 Lean into this. Don't fight it. It only makes it harder. 874 00:36:01,728 --> 00:36:03,296 - Okay. - You go big or you go home. 875 00:36:03,463 --> 00:36:04,898 - Okay. - All right. 876 00:36:04,964 --> 00:36:08,668 All right. For this final round: Satan's tongue. 877 00:36:08,935 --> 00:36:10,637 The most difficult wing we have. 878 00:36:10,804 --> 00:36:13,940 And we're going on three, two, one. 879 00:36:14,574 --> 00:36:15,875 Bring the heat! 880 00:36:16,420 --> 00:36:19,450 Dal gets a nice portion. So does Betty. 881 00:36:19,212 --> 00:36:21,348 Dal with one-- Dal with one bite! 882 00:36:22,482 --> 00:36:23,483 Betty with two. 883 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:25,510 Dal? 884 00:36:25,218 --> 00:36:26,453 Dal's not looking good. 885 00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:28,521 Dal's shaking. Betty has another bite. 886 00:36:28,722 --> 00:36:30,490 Dal spits. Dal's out! 887 00:36:30,657 --> 00:36:33,590 Give it up for our champ, Betty! 888 00:36:34,461 --> 00:36:35,462 Oh, well... [CHUCKLES] 889 00:36:36,663 --> 00:36:38,531 FIERI: Ladies and gentlemen, your champ, Betty! 890 00:36:38,531 --> 00:36:40,667 Betty, how'd you pull that off? 891 00:36:40,834 --> 00:36:42,902 That one had a... [COUGHS] bit of a kick. 892 00:36:43,690 --> 00:36:44,938 A... listen, it was amazing 893 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:46,973 to watch you knock that out of the park. 894 00:36:46,973 --> 00:36:48,108 How did you do this? 895 00:36:48,308 --> 00:36:49,809 How do you handle spice at this level? 896 00:36:50,677 --> 00:36:52,412 I don't know. 897 00:36:52,612 --> 00:36:55,815 Unless it has extreme flavor, I can't taste anything anymore. 898 00:36:55,982 --> 00:36:57,283 Well, speaking of extreme flavor, 899 00:36:57,317 --> 00:36:59,319 I got some brisket you gotta try. 900 00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:02,389 - Can I bring my friends? - Absolutely! You're the champ! 901 00:37:02,555 --> 00:37:04,900 Give it up for champ Betty! 902 00:37:06,226 --> 00:37:07,794 Maura, would you like some more brisket? 903 00:37:07,827 --> 00:37:10,697 Oh, I could eat your brisket all day long, you brute. 904 00:37:10,864 --> 00:37:12,565 There you go. There you go. 905 00:37:12,766 --> 00:37:13,800 Mmm! Mmm! 906 00:37:13,967 --> 00:37:15,235 It's so good. 907 00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:17,570 - Ah! - Trish! 908 00:37:17,771 --> 00:37:18,872 - Oh, hi. - Trish! 909 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:20,206 Are you guy fieri? 910 00:37:20,373 --> 00:37:22,242 Of course he is. Where have you been? 911 00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:23,510 I've been talking to a fan, 912 00:37:23,543 --> 00:37:24,878 and he invited us to a party. 913 00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:26,646 - Look. - A fan? 914 00:37:26,713 --> 00:37:28,140 A fan of my writing. 915 00:37:29,115 --> 00:37:30,717 Also a two-time Super Bowl champion. 916 00:37:30,884 --> 00:37:32,786 - Trish. - I didn't flirt. 917 00:37:32,819 --> 00:37:33,887 I mean, he did. 918 00:37:33,953 --> 00:37:36,656 Don't you think we should rest before the big game tomorrow? 919 00:37:37,230 --> 00:37:38,458 Wait. If it's that party, 920 00:37:38,658 --> 00:37:40,493 oh, you got-- It's gonna be off the hook. 921 00:37:40,527 --> 00:37:41,828 I'm going to that party. 922 00:37:41,928 --> 00:37:43,963 Yeah. I mean, he's right. Look, we're not playing. 923 00:37:45,198 --> 00:37:48,340 I thought the whole point of this trip was having an adventure together. 924 00:37:48,134 --> 00:37:49,302 This is an adventure. 925 00:37:49,469 --> 00:37:51,805 - I'm there. - Will there be dancing? 926 00:37:51,971 --> 00:37:53,606 If you're going, there'll be dancing. 927 00:37:56,876 --> 00:37:58,578 - Oh, gosh. Betty? - Yes? 928 00:37:58,745 --> 00:38:00,680 Betty, Betty, Betty. Let me just check your lips. 929 00:38:00,714 --> 00:38:01,815 Oh. 930 00:38:02,482 --> 00:38:04,651 - You, who never wear lipstick. - Uh-huh. 931 00:38:04,918 --> 00:38:06,920 - Okay, good. Don't lick your lips. - All right. 932 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,288 Let me see your beauty Mark. 933 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:09,756 - Very good. - Come on. Let's go. 934 00:38:09,823 --> 00:38:11,825 - Okay. Hot stuff. - [CHUCKLES] 935 00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:15,280 Are we gonna be the oldest people here? 936 00:38:15,195 --> 00:38:17,697 TRISH: Betty, Don't reinforce stereotypes. 937 00:38:17,864 --> 00:38:19,899 Oh, there's Dan. Dan! 938 00:38:21,501 --> 00:38:23,303 You have a fan named Dan? 939 00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:24,838 Yeah, Dan O'Callaghan. 940 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,390 Hey, come on up! 941 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:27,507 I thought you said you've been working out. 942 00:38:27,507 --> 00:38:28,508 GUEST: I have. 943 00:38:28,508 --> 00:38:30,760 How many leg days have you skipped? 944 00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:31,911 Look at those chicken legs. 945 00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:34,447 That's mean. He's got great legs. 946 00:38:34,614 --> 00:38:37,150 Oh, it's called "negging." It's how we flirt. 947 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:40,220 - BETTY: Why would you focus on negative things? - Can you let them up? 948 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:42,155 - Oh, he's getting us in. - BOUNCER: Sorry, ladies. 949 00:38:42,188 --> 00:38:44,240 - TRISH: You know, he used to play for the Pats. - Sorry. 950 00:38:44,570 --> 00:38:45,759 It is so great to meet you all. 951 00:38:45,925 --> 00:38:47,527 Dan... You played for the Pats? 952 00:38:47,727 --> 00:38:49,162 - I did. For three years. - Wow. 953 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:51,531 But, I spent most of my time with the raiders. 954 00:38:51,731 --> 00:38:52,732 Hmm. 955 00:38:52,799 --> 00:38:53,867 Okay. 956 00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:56,302 You look lovely. 957 00:38:56,469 --> 00:38:57,470 Thank you. 958 00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:01,307 Well, hey, I wanna introduce you to some of my friends. 959 00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:02,442 Come on inside. 960 00:39:02,609 --> 00:39:03,677 Where's Maura? Where's Maura? 961 00:39:03,710 --> 00:39:06,246 Oh, oh, oh. Come on, Maura. We gotta stick together. 962 00:39:06,246 --> 00:39:08,381 - Christ's sake. Have you lost your mind? - Excuse us. 963 00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:10,550 - Thank you so much. Thank you. - It's too bad. 964 00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:12,385 - Bye. Thanks a lot. - You are gentlemen. 965 00:39:12,452 --> 00:39:14,200 - I really appreciate it. - BETTY: Come on. 966 00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:15,255 ♫ [SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING] 967 00:39:15,455 --> 00:39:16,990 LOU: Where did Trish go? 968 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:20,226 Wow. I have never been to a party like this. 969 00:39:21,761 --> 00:39:24,397 The only parties we go to are faculty parties 970 00:39:24,564 --> 00:39:26,466 where they just have cheap champagne. 971 00:39:26,633 --> 00:39:29,235 Last party I went to was a funeral. 972 00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:31,771 It was fun. 973 00:39:31,938 --> 00:39:33,406 I bet they've got tons of drugs here. 974 00:39:33,573 --> 00:39:34,574 Piles of cocaine. 975 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:36,109 I bet they even have 976 00:39:36,276 --> 00:39:38,178 one of those Eyes Wide Shut *** rooms somewhere, 977 00:39:38,345 --> 00:39:39,679 Don't you think? 978 00:39:39,846 --> 00:39:41,681 You know, I'm gonna head back to the hotel. 979 00:39:41,848 --> 00:39:43,817 - I... I need to relax. - Here. 980 00:39:43,983 --> 00:39:45,685 Oh, thank you. 981 00:39:46,686 --> 00:39:47,887 Who are you? 982 00:39:47,954 --> 00:39:50,290 - Oh, we met outside. Yes, this is-- - Sophie. 983 00:39:50,657 --> 00:39:52,692 - Sophie. Oh, this is Sophie. - Yeah. 984 00:39:52,859 --> 00:39:54,327 What a lovely name. 985 00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:56,363 - That's my granddaughter's name, Sophie. - Mmm! 986 00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:58,231 Just a wonderful name. 987 00:39:58,398 --> 00:39:59,799 - These are good. - Very good. 988 00:39:59,966 --> 00:40:01,368 Well, careful. They're high dosage. 989 00:40:01,534 --> 00:40:03,269 - What? - High dosage? 990 00:40:04,137 --> 00:40:05,605 - SOPHIE: Yeah. - Are they drugs? 991 00:40:06,806 --> 00:40:08,608 Yeah. You said you wanted to relax. 992 00:40:08,808 --> 00:40:10,176 Mmm. 993 00:40:10,377 --> 00:40:11,611 What...? Sophie! 994 00:40:12,412 --> 00:40:13,446 Say, Sophie! 995 00:40:13,513 --> 00:40:14,681 BETTY: Lou, where are you going? 996 00:40:14,714 --> 00:40:16,883 I ate two of 'em. Two gummies. 997 00:40:17,150 --> 00:40:19,252 MAURA: What'll happen if I had three? 998 00:40:21,121 --> 00:40:22,522 Your friend drugged us. 999 00:40:22,689 --> 00:40:24,858 Big deal. You used to smoke pot all the time. 1000 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,259 That was medicinal. 1001 00:40:26,326 --> 00:40:29,829 All right. Okay. We did it. We took drugs. 1002 00:40:29,996 --> 00:40:32,599 But let's just, you know, enjoy it. 1003 00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:34,200 I'm going back to the hotel. 1004 00:40:34,401 --> 00:40:35,735 I need my ticket. 1005 00:40:35,902 --> 00:40:37,700 I've gotta get some sleep 1006 00:40:37,270 --> 00:40:38,872 so I'm fresh for the game tomorrow, 1007 00:40:38,972 --> 00:40:39,973 which is why we're here. 1008 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,278 Unless you two are so hungover you can't join me. 1009 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,415 Gimme the ticket. 1010 00:40:48,581 --> 00:40:49,716 Oh, God. Wait. 1011 00:40:49,883 --> 00:40:51,317 I left it at the hotel, didn't I? 1012 00:40:51,484 --> 00:40:52,919 I took it off at the... 1013 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:54,421 God, no, I didn't. I didn't. 1014 00:40:54,587 --> 00:40:56,489 I took it off at the spicy wings contest. 1015 00:40:56,656 --> 00:40:57,791 I... I put it down on the... 1016 00:40:57,924 --> 00:40:59,292 You've lost the tickets? 1017 00:40:59,459 --> 00:41:01,294 No, I was trying to pretend it wasn't spicy, 1018 00:41:01,361 --> 00:41:02,696 and it was really, really spicy, and I-- 1019 00:41:02,696 --> 00:41:04,640 We've got to find those tickets. 1020 00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:07,133 We've got to go to the NFL experience now. 1021 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,200 - It's closed. - Look. Listen. 1022 00:41:09,169 --> 00:41:11,671 Now, j-just calm down. Everybody calm down. 1023 00:41:11,871 --> 00:41:14,474 Guy said he was going to be at this party tonight. 1024 00:41:14,641 --> 00:41:16,760 We just find guy. 1025 00:41:16,242 --> 00:41:18,578 I'm sure he knows where the strap-on thing is... 1026 00:41:18,745 --> 00:41:23,583 How do you expect to find one guy in a sea of thousands? 1027 00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:25,118 Huh? 1028 00:41:25,318 --> 00:41:27,253 - Huh? - There! There he is. There he is. 1029 00:41:27,454 --> 00:41:29,622 - Where? I don't see him. - He went that way. 1030 00:41:29,789 --> 00:41:31,391 I don't see him. Why are you jogging? 1031 00:41:31,591 --> 00:41:33,126 I'm jogging because he's jogging. 1032 00:41:33,326 --> 00:41:34,461 Girls? 1033 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,700 ♫ [MUSIC DISTORTS] 1034 00:41:51,478 --> 00:41:52,912 MAURA: [ECHOING] Guy? 1035 00:41:56,516 --> 00:41:58,284 ♫ [MUSIC PLAYING NORMALLY] 1036 00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:01,521 LOU: Maura? 1037 00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:04,824 Where did Maura go? 1038 00:42:04,991 --> 00:42:06,526 Well, I don't know. Where's Guy? 1039 00:42:06,626 --> 00:42:07,861 I thought we were looking for him. 1040 00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:09,529 [GUESTS CHATTERING IN DISTANCE] 1041 00:42:17,971 --> 00:42:19,239 [MAURA GASPS] 1042 00:42:23,109 --> 00:42:24,577 Eyes wide shut. 1043 00:42:29,516 --> 00:42:32,285 ♫ [FUNKY ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1044 00:42:44,831 --> 00:42:49,769 ♪ Oh, why is nobody dancing? Yeah ♪ 1045 00:42:49,936 --> 00:42:50,904 [EXCLAIMS] 1046 00:42:50,937 --> 00:42:54,908 - ♪ Why is nobody getting down? ♪ - We lost him. 1047 00:42:55,275 --> 00:42:57,143 - ♫ [MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] - BETTY: Lou, look! Look! 1048 00:42:57,177 --> 00:42:58,478 Where? Where? 1049 00:42:59,779 --> 00:43:01,781 [SIGHS] We gotta find those tickets. 1050 00:43:01,981 --> 00:43:06,386 Yes, but doesn't this music make you want to dance? 1051 00:43:06,453 --> 00:43:07,954 - [GRUNTS] - No, we've gotta stay focused. 1052 00:43:07,987 --> 00:43:10,190 Yes, but it's so... 1053 00:43:11,191 --> 00:43:12,726 - So good. - Oh, yeah. 1054 00:43:17,864 --> 00:43:20,467 Excuse me. I'm looking for someone. 1055 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:24,170 [DEALER'S VOICE] You here for the poker game? 1056 00:43:24,337 --> 00:43:25,872 [MARSHAWN LYNCH'S VOICE] You want some skittles? 1057 00:43:25,905 --> 00:43:27,607 [PLAYER'S VOICE] Are you okay? 1058 00:43:28,641 --> 00:43:29,743 I think so. 1059 00:43:30,810 --> 00:43:32,178 [PLAYER 2'S VOICE] Have a seat. 1060 00:43:47,394 --> 00:43:48,762 [MAURA'S VOICE] I'm guy fieri. 1061 00:43:49,262 --> 00:43:54,267 ♫ ["WORK IT OUT" PLAYING] ♫ 1062 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,182 Oh! Oh, my God! 1063 00:44:09,349 --> 00:44:10,550 [CROWD EXCLAIMING] 1064 00:44:11,284 --> 00:44:12,952 - I'm so sorry I hit you. - [GRUNTS] 1065 00:44:13,753 --> 00:44:14,988 - Let me see. - Mmm. 1066 00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:17,223 It's not bad. It's not bad. 1067 00:44:17,390 --> 00:44:18,758 - You just... - [GROANS] 1068 00:44:18,858 --> 00:44:21,561 It's just, I like to dance. I never get to dance. 1069 00:44:22,362 --> 00:44:23,997 [SIGHS] 1070 00:44:24,197 --> 00:44:26,433 That gummy bear was a humdinger. 1071 00:44:26,633 --> 00:44:29,102 Maybe you oughta slow down. 1072 00:44:29,269 --> 00:44:32,138 Yeah. Maybe you oughta slow down too. 1073 00:44:32,305 --> 00:44:33,973 This is pretty slow. 1074 00:44:34,140 --> 00:44:36,309 At the hottest party in Houston, with the hottest people, 1075 00:44:36,309 --> 00:44:38,578 and I'm sitting here with someone's grandma. 1076 00:44:40,847 --> 00:44:42,982 Chomping the Gummy Bears or whatever. 1077 00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,121 I get it. Oh, I get it. 1078 00:44:48,288 --> 00:44:49,289 I get it. 1079 00:44:49,389 --> 00:44:51,758 It's the ne-- It's the negative, you know, the ne-- 1080 00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:53,860 I can do this. I can do this. 1081 00:44:54,728 --> 00:44:55,729 Let me look at you. 1082 00:44:57,464 --> 00:44:59,990 No. My God. 1083 00:44:59,265 --> 00:45:00,867 You're, like, perfect. Stand up. 1084 00:45:02,135 --> 00:45:03,236 Stand up. 1085 00:45:05,338 --> 00:45:06,706 Turn around. Turn around. 1086 00:45:07,307 --> 00:45:09,109 Oh. No. Turn, quick. 1087 00:45:09,275 --> 00:45:10,310 Okay. 1088 00:45:11,578 --> 00:45:14,280 Sit down. There must be something. 1089 00:45:14,447 --> 00:45:15,615 - Show me your teeth. - What? 1090 00:45:15,815 --> 00:45:17,217 Let me see your teeth. Come on. Show me. 1091 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:18,318 - Oh, there it is. - What? 1092 00:45:18,485 --> 00:45:19,652 - Look at that. Oh, my God. - What? 1093 00:45:19,686 --> 00:45:20,720 A snaggletooth. 1094 00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:22,989 Oh, God, you could eat corn through a fence. 1095 00:45:23,156 --> 00:45:24,157 - [PHONE RINGING] - Oh! 1096 00:45:24,257 --> 00:45:25,258 Yep, yep. 1097 00:45:26,593 --> 00:45:27,727 Yeah. 1098 00:45:27,894 --> 00:45:28,895 Hi, honey. 1099 00:45:28,995 --> 00:45:30,430 Well, hi back to you. 1100 00:45:30,597 --> 00:45:32,165 So, I wanted you to know, 1101 00:45:32,332 --> 00:45:35,268 I-I sent you two versions of the paper, A and B, 1102 00:45:35,435 --> 00:45:38,400 and I want you to tell me which one to go with. Okay? 1103 00:45:38,171 --> 00:45:39,339 No, I-I can't. 1104 00:45:39,506 --> 00:45:41,574 I'm at a party with a bunch of kids. 1105 00:45:41,741 --> 00:45:43,843 - I'm-I'm-- I'm 36. I'm a man. - MARK: Uh, what? 1106 00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:45,780 You're working on it. 1107 00:45:45,278 --> 00:45:46,880 - I gotta go. - Uh... 1108 00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:49,820 Uh, o-okay. 1109 00:45:55,655 --> 00:45:57,230 PLAYER 2: Maura. 1110 00:45:57,190 --> 00:45:58,491 Yeah? Hmm? 1111 00:45:59,459 --> 00:46:01,940 Bet's to you, Maura. 1112 00:46:02,862 --> 00:46:04,164 I've been playing? 1113 00:46:04,330 --> 00:46:06,166 No, you've been killing it. 1114 00:46:06,332 --> 00:46:07,667 PLAYER: Killing it. Come on, Gugu. 1115 00:46:07,667 --> 00:46:09,302 She's got half the table on tilt. 1116 00:46:09,469 --> 00:46:10,804 Every time she raises, 1117 00:46:10,970 --> 00:46:12,272 she says she's gonna take us to flavortown, 1118 00:46:12,305 --> 00:46:13,306 and then she... 1119 00:46:13,473 --> 00:46:14,741 She nicknamed me "Brisket." 1120 00:46:14,908 --> 00:46:16,376 You know what? I shouldn't be here. 1121 00:46:16,543 --> 00:46:18,111 - I should leave. I don't belong here. - No, no, no. 1122 00:46:18,111 --> 00:46:19,112 You gotta stay. 1123 00:46:19,212 --> 00:46:20,347 - You got to. - Yes. 1124 00:46:20,513 --> 00:46:22,549 You are meant to be here. 1125 00:46:22,749 --> 00:46:25,952 Sometimes fate puts you exactly where you supposed to be. 1126 00:46:26,419 --> 00:46:27,520 It's your bet. 1127 00:46:28,555 --> 00:46:30,900 Oh! Yeah, okay. 1128 00:46:30,256 --> 00:46:31,257 Um... 1129 00:46:32,325 --> 00:46:33,326 How much is this? 1130 00:46:33,393 --> 00:46:34,527 - Forty. - MAURA: Okay. 1131 00:46:34,694 --> 00:46:37,564 I'll, uh... I'll raise you $40. 1132 00:46:37,764 --> 00:46:38,898 Oh, wow. Really? 1133 00:46:38,998 --> 00:46:40,700 [CLEARS THROAT] [WHISPERS] It's 40,000. 1134 00:46:41,668 --> 00:46:43,690 Right. 1135 00:46:44,204 --> 00:46:45,505 Right. 1136 00:46:46,106 --> 00:46:47,207 Okay. 1137 00:46:47,941 --> 00:46:49,642 I'll raise you $40,000. 1138 00:46:49,809 --> 00:46:51,778 - [SIGHS] - I'm already out. 1139 00:46:51,945 --> 00:46:53,913 You are a shark, aren't you, Maura? 1140 00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:56,683 No, no. My late husband loved gambling. 1141 00:46:56,750 --> 00:46:59,586 - And he would lose every single time. - [CHUCKLES] 1142 00:46:59,853 --> 00:47:01,421 I would win all the time, so... 1143 00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:04,570 I would slip some of these chips under his stack 1144 00:47:04,124 --> 00:47:05,325 so he could keep on playing. 1145 00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:07,260 RETTA: That's a real sweet story, but, uh... 1146 00:47:07,427 --> 00:47:09,162 - LYNCH: Damn... - Flip 'em, Flavortown. 1147 00:47:09,362 --> 00:47:10,597 Okay. 1148 00:47:12,232 --> 00:47:14,534 - [GUGU GASPS, EXCLAIMS] - Trip twos! Sorceress. 1149 00:47:14,701 --> 00:47:16,690 - GUGU: Come on. - BRISKET: Sorceress. 1150 00:47:16,102 --> 00:47:17,537 Dark sorcery. 1151 00:47:17,704 --> 00:47:19,105 Shut it, brisket. 1152 00:47:19,939 --> 00:47:21,307 Oh, shit. 1153 00:47:21,474 --> 00:47:23,243 - ♫ [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] - Any requests? 1154 00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:24,811 GUEST: Beastie Boys! 1155 00:47:24,978 --> 00:47:28,682 Try, uh, "I won't dance" in the original key of C. 1156 00:47:28,848 --> 00:47:31,451 Ma'am, we're not doing Karaoke. 1157 00:47:31,618 --> 00:47:32,686 - [PHONE RINGING] - [SIGHS] 1158 00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:33,853 My phone. 1159 00:47:37,857 --> 00:47:38,858 Hello? 1160 00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:41,261 Mom, did you call the hospital? 1161 00:47:42,562 --> 00:47:43,830 No, not yet. 1162 00:47:43,997 --> 00:47:46,132 Mom, you need to call. It's important. 1163 00:47:46,299 --> 00:47:47,300 Where are you? 1164 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,300 Some Texas mansion. 1165 00:47:50,170 --> 00:47:52,605 But you said you were in New Hampshire. 1166 00:47:52,772 --> 00:47:56,760 I'm not. I'm in Houston for the Super Bowl. 1167 00:47:56,276 --> 00:47:58,445 The Super Bowl? How did you afford that? 1168 00:47:58,611 --> 00:48:01,481 - It's fine. Don't worry about it. - [SCOFFS] 1169 00:48:01,648 --> 00:48:04,651 Wh-- What's going on? Why are you lying to me? 1170 00:48:04,851 --> 00:48:07,854 Everything's fine. I had some tests done. 1171 00:48:08,210 --> 00:48:10,230 They're calling me to go over them. 1172 00:48:10,190 --> 00:48:11,624 They mailed me the results. 1173 00:48:11,791 --> 00:48:13,159 And? 1174 00:48:13,326 --> 00:48:15,161 I haven't opened them yet. 1175 00:48:15,328 --> 00:48:17,197 What? Mom, open the letter. 1176 00:48:17,364 --> 00:48:18,365 [SIGHS] No. 1177 00:48:18,431 --> 00:48:19,866 What? 1178 00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:22,902 Why does it matter? What's another two days? 1179 00:48:23,690 --> 00:48:25,872 This is something I always wanted to do. To... 1180 00:48:26,139 --> 00:48:30,543 go to the Super Bowl with my friends and see Tom Brady win. 1181 00:48:32,212 --> 00:48:35,150 So, no, I'm not gonna open that envelope. 1182 00:48:35,181 --> 00:48:38,551 Because what's inside could ruin this for everyone. 1183 00:48:39,919 --> 00:48:41,755 Everyone. Where is...? 1184 00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:44,557 I gotta go. 1185 00:48:44,758 --> 00:48:47,360 No, mom. Mom? 1186 00:48:47,527 --> 00:48:50,563 Has anyone seen Guy Ferrari? 1187 00:48:50,663 --> 00:48:53,233 Uh, he looks like a flamin' hot Cheeto. 1188 00:48:55,268 --> 00:48:56,903 What is this place? 1189 00:49:01,875 --> 00:49:02,876 Hi. 1190 00:49:05,178 --> 00:49:07,447 [SIGHS] I'll be right back. 1191 00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:09,490 Lou, what's the matter? 1192 00:49:09,883 --> 00:49:12,185 I got drugged by gummy bears. 1193 00:49:12,352 --> 00:49:13,486 I should go. I should go. 1194 00:49:13,653 --> 00:49:15,789 Maura and Betty are gone, 1195 00:49:15,989 --> 00:49:17,657 and the tickets are missing. 1196 00:49:17,857 --> 00:49:19,859 What? What happened to the tickets? 1197 00:49:20,493 --> 00:49:21,861 Hot sauce. 1198 00:49:22,429 --> 00:49:23,897 Betty? Maura? 1199 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:25,765 How high are you, Lou? 1200 00:49:26,332 --> 00:49:28,100 Substantially. 1201 00:49:28,168 --> 00:49:30,804 Ooh, okay. What you thinkin', Maura? 1202 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,105 Wouldn't you like to know? 1203 00:49:32,305 --> 00:49:33,473 Maura! 1204 00:49:34,607 --> 00:49:35,875 Are you playing poker right now? 1205 00:49:35,942 --> 00:49:37,877 - Yeah. Give me a sec, okay? - Yeah. 1206 00:49:39,450 --> 00:49:40,460 I have a great hand. 1207 00:49:40,113 --> 00:49:41,181 We've gotta go. 1208 00:49:41,348 --> 00:49:43,216 - No! - The tickets are lost! 1209 00:49:43,383 --> 00:49:44,651 I know. 1210 00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:47,587 But if I win this hand, I can buy tickets. 1211 00:49:48,388 --> 00:49:49,489 - Fine. Go beat him. - Go! 1212 00:49:49,656 --> 00:49:51,224 - All right. - GUGU: All right, listen. 1213 00:49:51,291 --> 00:49:54,227 I know that we've been having all of these beautiful moments, 1214 00:49:54,327 --> 00:49:55,929 and I feel very connected to you. 1215 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:57,664 All of the things. 1216 00:49:57,831 --> 00:49:59,466 But now I'ma have to take all your money. 1217 00:49:59,632 --> 00:50:01,801 - Mmm. - All in. 1218 00:50:01,968 --> 00:50:03,837 Okay. 1219 00:50:05,105 --> 00:50:06,106 Me too. 1220 00:50:06,206 --> 00:50:07,340 [PLAYERS GASP] 1221 00:50:07,907 --> 00:50:09,809 - PLAYERS: Oh. - GUGU: Well... 1222 00:50:11,211 --> 00:50:12,879 - Sha-blam! - [PLAYERS EXCLAIM] 1223 00:50:13,146 --> 00:50:14,280 Oh, no. 1224 00:50:14,481 --> 00:50:15,782 DEALER: Wait for the river. 1225 00:50:17,117 --> 00:50:18,351 BRISKET: Quad queens? 1226 00:50:19,519 --> 00:50:20,987 Oh, my God. 1227 00:50:21,154 --> 00:50:22,422 Oh, my God. 1228 00:50:22,589 --> 00:50:23,623 You know what? 1229 00:50:23,690 --> 00:50:25,792 I think I'm gonna cash out. Okay. 1230 00:50:26,159 --> 00:50:27,961 Great. What charity are you playing for? 1231 00:50:30,830 --> 00:50:33,400 It's a charity poker event. 1232 00:50:33,566 --> 00:50:34,868 Oh, my God. 1233 00:50:36,436 --> 00:50:38,138 - DEALER: Charity. - Right. 1234 00:50:38,705 --> 00:50:39,706 Uh, Gugu? 1235 00:50:39,839 --> 00:50:41,441 - Mmm? - What's your charity? 1236 00:50:41,608 --> 00:50:43,109 Broadway Cares. 1237 00:50:43,276 --> 00:50:45,578 Give all of my winnings to Broadway Cares. 1238 00:50:45,745 --> 00:50:49,182 And I wanna thank everybody for letting me play with you. 1239 00:50:49,349 --> 00:50:52,552 I had a fabulous time. [CHUCKLES] 1240 00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,155 Ugh. Charity poker. 1241 00:50:55,321 --> 00:50:57,323 I wasn't gonna wear a retainer for 18 months. 1242 00:50:57,490 --> 00:50:58,491 Right. 1243 00:50:58,591 --> 00:51:00,627 Doctor Wong was right, and the teeth just went 1244 00:51:00,627 --> 00:51:03,897 - right back to where they started. - Oh, gosh, that's terrible. 1245 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,600 Well, you gotta roll with the punches, you know. 1246 00:51:07,767 --> 00:51:09,235 It's... 1247 00:51:09,436 --> 00:51:10,837 You don't understand how hard dating is these days. 1248 00:51:10,870 --> 00:51:13,239 Oh, I can imagine. I can imagine. 1249 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,175 But let me just tell you this. 1250 00:51:15,342 --> 00:51:18,345 Listen to me right now. 1251 00:51:18,511 --> 00:51:20,714 - If you wanna find love... - [SCOFFS] 1252 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:24,170 Y-You have to... You have to focus on the positive, 1253 00:51:24,170 --> 00:51:25,385 not the negative. 1254 00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:27,654 There's always negative things. 1255 00:51:27,754 --> 00:51:32,325 Hone-- Honestly, if you see someone you think is interesting... 1256 00:51:32,892 --> 00:51:35,950 you look them right in the face, 1257 00:51:35,762 --> 00:51:37,630 and you say... 1258 00:51:39,933 --> 00:51:41,935 "I like the way you look." 1259 00:51:43,536 --> 00:51:45,271 - Oh, no, not me! - LOU: You too? 1260 00:51:45,472 --> 00:51:47,140 What are you doing? 1261 00:51:47,207 --> 00:51:49,576 I-I don't know. I-I don't know what I'm doing. 1262 00:51:49,642 --> 00:51:52,245 - That's the problem. - It's 1:00 a.m. 1263 00:51:52,412 --> 00:51:54,981 Does nobody care that we don't have the tickets? 1264 00:51:55,181 --> 00:51:56,249 Lou, Lou, relax. 1265 00:51:56,416 --> 00:51:57,684 Oh, relax. 1266 00:51:57,851 --> 00:51:59,686 I should be relaxed and in bed right now, 1267 00:51:59,853 --> 00:52:02,822 but I'm not because you're too busy gambling. 1268 00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:05,925 And you care more about some guy you just met 1269 00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:07,827 - than you do your friends. - [SCOFFS] 1270 00:52:07,994 --> 00:52:10,497 And you should be more responsible, 1271 00:52:10,663 --> 00:52:13,366 but clearly you don't give a damn. 1272 00:52:13,533 --> 00:52:16,636 I give a damn. I give a damn. We'll find the tickets. 1273 00:52:16,803 --> 00:52:19,406 When? Tomorrow's the game. 1274 00:52:19,572 --> 00:52:22,709 Use that big brain of yours. 1275 00:52:22,876 --> 00:52:24,744 I thought you were supposed to be the smart one. 1276 00:52:24,778 --> 00:52:26,120 TRISH: What's going on? 1277 00:52:26,212 --> 00:52:29,315 No one knows how much this trip means to me. 1278 00:52:30,283 --> 00:52:32,719 Well, that's just selfish. 1279 00:52:32,886 --> 00:52:34,521 It means a lot to all of us. 1280 00:52:34,688 --> 00:52:37,557 You know, I'm tired. 1281 00:52:51,304 --> 00:52:53,573 We're gonna find the tickets tomorrow. 1282 00:52:53,740 --> 00:52:56,743 We're gonna go to the hotel, get a good night's sleep, 1283 00:52:56,910 --> 00:52:59,446 and wake up all fresh. 1284 00:53:05,185 --> 00:53:07,530 ANNOUNCER: Good morning from Houston, Texas. 1285 00:53:07,253 --> 00:53:11,458 It's Super Bowl Sunday, February 5, 2017, 1286 00:53:11,624 --> 00:53:13,993 the biggest stage in sports. 1287 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,496 Patriots. Falcons. 1288 00:53:16,696 --> 00:53:18,164 Two storied franchises, 1289 00:53:18,331 --> 00:53:19,999 two inevitable fates, one... 1290 00:53:20,166 --> 00:53:22,135 - [ALARM RINGS] - [WOMEN GROAN] 1291 00:53:24,938 --> 00:53:26,740 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God. 1292 00:53:27,907 --> 00:53:28,908 [ALARM STOPS] 1293 00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:30,710 Oh, my God, my head. 1294 00:53:30,777 --> 00:53:32,612 We have to get up. 1295 00:53:32,712 --> 00:53:34,481 We have to find our tickets. 1296 00:53:34,647 --> 00:53:37,170 - TRISH: I don't wanna get up. - Oh. Oh, God. 1297 00:53:37,183 --> 00:53:41,210 Why is champagne such a violent beverage? 1298 00:53:41,187 --> 00:53:42,188 Shoot. 1299 00:53:43,890 --> 00:53:44,357 BETTY: Lou, I'm sorry. 1300 00:53:44,524 --> 00:53:46,159 It's my fault as much as anybody's. 1301 00:53:46,326 --> 00:53:48,228 Come on. The game doesn't start for a few hours. 1302 00:53:48,361 --> 00:53:49,429 We'll get tickets. 1303 00:53:49,529 --> 00:53:51,431 There's gotta be a scalper somewhere. 1304 00:53:51,498 --> 00:53:54,434 All right. Let's meet back here in an hour in front of the stadium. 1305 00:53:54,534 --> 00:53:55,869 We'll all split up. 1306 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:57,700 - Okay. Hour. - In an hour. 1307 00:53:57,103 --> 00:53:58,104 In an hour. 1308 00:53:58,238 --> 00:54:03,243 ♫ ["DO THE PUSH AND PULL" PLAYING] ♫ 1309 00:54:09,749 --> 00:54:10,950 MAURA: Do you... 1310 00:54:11,117 --> 00:54:13,319 Do you know where I could find a scalper? 1311 00:54:13,486 --> 00:54:16,890 - I don't think I can. - Okay, okay, okay. Got it. 1312 00:54:17,357 --> 00:54:18,792 Hey. Has anybody got tickets? 1313 00:54:18,958 --> 00:54:20,827 Okay, sorry. Sorry. 1314 00:54:21,327 --> 00:54:22,362 Shit. 1315 00:54:37,510 --> 00:54:38,678 You a scalper? 1316 00:54:38,845 --> 00:54:40,800 No. 1317 00:54:40,246 --> 00:54:41,247 You a cop? 1318 00:54:41,348 --> 00:54:43,983 No. How much for four tickets? 1319 00:54:44,150 --> 00:54:45,352 Ten thousand. 1320 00:54:45,518 --> 00:54:46,786 Ten thousand? 1321 00:54:46,953 --> 00:54:48,154 Per ticket. 1322 00:54:48,355 --> 00:54:49,522 I'll tell you what. 1323 00:54:49,689 --> 00:54:52,726 I'm willing to go a 100 per ticket. 1324 00:54:52,926 --> 00:54:54,270 That's less than face value. 1325 00:54:54,270 --> 00:54:55,950 175. 1326 00:54:55,261 --> 00:54:57,597 Move on. I gotta find a real buyer. 1327 00:54:57,797 --> 00:54:59,232 - Will 200 happen? - No. 1328 00:54:59,399 --> 00:55:01,801 You're not gonna accept 250 in cash in hand? 1329 00:55:01,968 --> 00:55:03,603 What is wrong with you? 1330 00:55:03,803 --> 00:55:05,739 - I'm offering 300. - No. 1331 00:55:05,939 --> 00:55:07,240 - 450. - No. 1332 00:55:07,307 --> 00:55:10,210 500 is my ceiling. It's my ceiling. 1333 00:55:10,276 --> 00:55:12,450 525. 1334 00:55:12,245 --> 00:55:13,346 Come on. Get outta here. No. 1335 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:14,981 You know what? 1336 00:55:15,148 --> 00:55:18,551 When you are stuck at halftime with those tickets, 1337 00:55:18,718 --> 00:55:22,689 I'm gonna lowball the shit outta you, you son of a *****. 1338 00:55:25,291 --> 00:55:26,292 550. 1339 00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:28,294 If my bookie were listening, 1340 00:55:28,461 --> 00:55:31,164 I would tell him to put me down for, like, five large... 1341 00:55:31,331 --> 00:55:34,267 - Whoa. - ...that the Pats take it by, by 14. 1342 00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:36,436 - All right? But I don't have a bookie, so... - Right. 1343 00:55:36,469 --> 00:55:38,380 Well, hey, you heard him, Mike. 1344 00:55:38,104 --> 00:55:39,806 You heard that. We're gonna be right back. 1345 00:55:39,839 --> 00:55:41,307 Stick around. 1346 00:55:41,474 --> 00:55:44,277 PAT: You can't blow up Mike like that on the show. 1347 00:55:44,444 --> 00:55:45,912 - Excuse me. - Hey. 1348 00:55:46,790 --> 00:55:48,715 - Yeah... - We know each other, right? 1349 00:55:48,882 --> 00:55:50,160 God, you look very familiar. 1350 00:55:50,183 --> 00:55:51,217 [CHUCKLES] 1351 00:55:51,217 --> 00:55:53,386 - Well, I was the Mayflower girl. - That's it. 1352 00:55:53,486 --> 00:55:54,921 - Yeah, you were! - Oh, my God! 1353 00:55:54,988 --> 00:55:56,890 - From the commercials when we were kids. - Yeah, I know. 1354 00:55:56,923 --> 00:55:59,759 PAT AND NAT: ♪ Tires, parts and new cars too ♪ 1355 00:55:59,926 --> 00:56:01,227 - [LAUGHS] - ♪ We got it all... ♪ 1356 00:56:01,294 --> 00:56:03,290 Are you gonna do the whole thing? 1357 00:56:03,196 --> 00:56:05,865 I had a humongous thing for you when I was about ten. 1358 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:07,801 - All right. Too much. Too much. - Thank you. 1359 00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:10,360 That's very kind. Thank you. 1360 00:56:10,770 --> 00:56:12,105 Actually, I need your help. 1361 00:56:12,305 --> 00:56:14,174 See, my friend won the tickets at your giveaway, 1362 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,909 and now we've lost them. 1363 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:17,310 - Uh... - I don't... 1364 00:56:17,477 --> 00:56:18,912 Your-- Your friend won the ticket giveaway? 1365 00:56:18,945 --> 00:56:20,413 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, I don't... 1366 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,616 - 'Cause... these guys won the tickets. - PAT: Yeah. 1367 00:56:23,683 --> 00:56:24,517 They won the tickets? 1368 00:56:24,684 --> 00:56:25,985 - Yeah. That's... - NAT: Uh-huh. 1369 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:27,787 ...the Tom Brady support group. 1370 00:56:27,954 --> 00:56:29,189 They support Tom Brady? 1371 00:56:29,356 --> 00:56:32,920 No. They're all men named Tom Brady... 1372 00:56:32,258 --> 00:56:33,760 who formed a support group 1373 00:56:33,927 --> 00:56:35,762 because they're never gonna live up to that name. 1374 00:56:35,795 --> 00:56:37,197 Are they even Pats fans? 1375 00:56:37,263 --> 00:56:38,398 They're conflicted about it, 1376 00:56:38,431 --> 00:56:40,333 - let's say. Yeah. Yeah. - They seem reluctantly... 1377 00:56:40,333 --> 00:56:42,469 - Like they're supporting 'em. - Yeah. They came. 1378 00:56:42,635 --> 00:56:44,537 - [PHONE RINGING] - Oh. 1379 00:56:45,338 --> 00:56:46,406 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1380 00:56:48,241 --> 00:56:49,542 Hi, sweetie. 1381 00:56:49,576 --> 00:56:51,745 MARK: Okay, I was trying not to bother you too much, 1382 00:56:51,911 --> 00:56:53,480 but, uh, which one? 1383 00:56:53,646 --> 00:56:54,814 What? 1384 00:56:54,981 --> 00:56:56,716 I sent you an email with two options. 1385 00:56:56,916 --> 00:56:57,917 A or B? 1386 00:56:57,984 --> 00:56:59,686 What are you talking about? 1387 00:56:59,853 --> 00:57:01,540 My paper. 1388 00:57:01,221 --> 00:57:03,390 Oh. Oh, I didn't read it. 1389 00:57:03,556 --> 00:57:06,393 Are... are you close to a computer? Can you... can you find a Kinko's? 1390 00:57:06,559 --> 00:57:08,261 No. No, I... 1391 00:57:08,428 --> 00:57:10,163 I am not going to read it. 1392 00:57:11,831 --> 00:57:13,666 Well, are you just hungry? 1393 00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:15,268 No, for God's sakes, Mark. 1394 00:57:15,335 --> 00:57:18,672 I'm not hungry. I'm at the Super Bowl with my friends. 1395 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,700 But this is really important. 1396 00:57:21,174 --> 00:57:24,511 [SIGHS] To you it is. To you. Not to me. 1397 00:57:24,678 --> 00:57:27,981 Honestly, it's your paper with your name on it. 1398 00:57:28,148 --> 00:57:29,816 You have to make the decisions. 1399 00:57:33,887 --> 00:57:35,288 Mark, are you still there? 1400 00:57:37,457 --> 00:57:38,892 Yeah. 1401 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:40,930 Listen. 1402 00:57:40,894 --> 00:57:42,950 Honey, I... 1403 00:57:42,162 --> 00:57:44,297 I have made a lot of sacrifices over the years, 1404 00:57:44,330 --> 00:57:47,634 and I'm not saying I wish I could change any of that. 1405 00:57:47,901 --> 00:57:51,538 I'm just saying... Just because I can solve a problem 1406 00:57:51,705 --> 00:57:53,907 does not mean I should have to. 1407 00:57:55,909 --> 00:57:56,976 Okay. 1408 00:58:00,113 --> 00:58:01,448 I love our life. 1409 00:58:01,614 --> 00:58:03,650 I love our kids and our grandkids. 1410 00:58:04,284 --> 00:58:05,285 I love you. 1411 00:58:07,287 --> 00:58:08,621 I love you too. 1412 00:58:08,788 --> 00:58:11,324 I'm sorry. Have a great time. 1413 00:58:11,491 --> 00:58:12,492 Okay. 1414 00:58:12,659 --> 00:58:13,893 - Okay. - Okay. 1415 00:58:18,231 --> 00:58:19,566 [EXCLAIMS] 1416 00:58:21,167 --> 00:58:24,371 Found it! I found it! I found it! I found it! 1417 00:58:24,571 --> 00:58:27,507 - What can I get for you? - [CHUCKLES] Oh, is... is-is Guy here? 1418 00:58:27,674 --> 00:58:29,476 - Oh, damn. It's you. - Hi. 1419 00:58:29,642 --> 00:58:31,344 - How are you? - Good. 1420 00:58:31,511 --> 00:58:32,779 How's your bowels? 1421 00:58:32,946 --> 00:58:35,148 - That's none of your business. - Okay. 1422 00:58:35,315 --> 00:58:36,649 I haven't seen guy in a while. 1423 00:58:36,816 --> 00:58:38,151 I think he might be in the office. 1424 00:58:38,184 --> 00:58:39,519 Where's the office? 1425 00:58:42,889 --> 00:58:44,240 ATTENDANT: Good luck. 1426 00:58:44,190 --> 00:58:45,658 Mr. Fieri. 1427 00:58:45,825 --> 00:58:48,161 Mr. Fieri? Mr. Fieri... 1428 00:58:48,328 --> 00:58:50,663 - OCCUPANT: Oh, hi. - Oh, God. Sorry. 1429 00:58:50,830 --> 00:58:52,332 Mr. Fieri? 1430 00:58:52,499 --> 00:58:54,670 Mr. Fieri? 1431 00:58:54,234 --> 00:58:55,235 Mr. Fieri? 1432 00:58:56,236 --> 00:58:57,537 Guy! 1433 00:58:57,704 --> 00:58:58,805 FIERI: Yeah? 1434 00:58:58,972 --> 00:59:00,807 Oh, thank God. Thank God. 1435 00:59:00,974 --> 00:59:03,943 Mr. Fieri, I'm sorry, I think you have my strap-on. 1436 00:59:04,110 --> 00:59:05,645 Hang... hang on a second. 1437 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,548 Oh. Oh, thank God. 1438 00:59:08,715 --> 00:59:09,816 Oh, Betty, it's you. 1439 00:59:09,983 --> 00:59:11,151 I was expecting someone else. 1440 00:59:11,217 --> 00:59:13,286 No. I-I think you have my strap-on. 1441 00:59:13,486 --> 00:59:16,956 You know, I took off... during the competition. 1442 00:59:19,793 --> 00:59:20,927 - Your Fanny pack. - Yes. 1443 00:59:21,940 --> 00:59:22,996 - Your Fanny pack. - Yes. It went this way. 1444 00:59:23,196 --> 00:59:26,800 So you don't have any tickets to get into the actual game? 1445 00:59:26,966 --> 00:59:29,690 No. No, the tickets are lost. 1446 00:59:29,235 --> 00:59:30,837 Did you try the lost and found? 1447 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,739 - No, no. Where is that? - Okay. 1448 00:59:32,939 --> 00:59:34,400 Um... 1449 00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:36,943 - I don't know, actually, where that is. - Oh, God. 1450 00:59:37,310 --> 00:59:39,579 There's got to be some way. 1451 00:59:39,746 --> 00:59:41,181 If you don't have the tickets, 1452 00:59:41,214 --> 00:59:42,749 - then you don't have a-- - [GROANS] 1453 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,718 BRADY: It's one of those moments 1454 00:59:44,884 --> 00:59:46,553 where all the work that you put in 1455 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:47,921 has brought you to this moment. 1456 00:59:47,954 --> 00:59:49,189 And it's okay to be behind, 1457 00:59:49,389 --> 00:59:50,657 'cause you gotta remind yourself 1458 00:59:50,757 --> 00:59:52,292 that it's all gonna work out. 1459 00:59:52,459 --> 00:59:54,828 No, Tom. I don't think it's going to work out. 1460 00:59:54,994 --> 00:59:56,429 They're not going to let us in. 1461 00:59:57,197 --> 00:59:59,265 Lou, whenever I'm down, 1462 00:59:59,432 --> 01:00:00,767 I say to myself, 1463 01:00:00,967 --> 01:00:04,204 "this is going to be an amazing comeback." 1464 01:00:04,404 --> 01:00:06,172 "When we come back from this, 1465 01:00:06,339 --> 01:00:09,420 "this is going to be a defining moment in my life." 1466 01:00:09,209 --> 01:00:11,911 You have to shift your mind to think that way. 1467 01:00:12,112 --> 01:00:13,413 It's empowering. 1468 01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:14,748 Say it. 1469 01:00:14,914 --> 01:00:17,283 This is going to work out. 1470 01:00:19,552 --> 01:00:20,720 This is gonna work out. 1471 01:00:20,887 --> 01:00:22,689 Come on, Lou. Like you mean it. 1472 01:00:22,856 --> 01:00:24,624 This is going to work out. 1473 01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:27,627 This is gonna work out! 1474 01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:32,565 - Lou! Lou! - Oh, my God. 1475 01:00:32,732 --> 01:00:34,167 I found them! I found them. 1476 01:00:34,334 --> 01:00:36,870 We got the tickets! We got the tickets![SHOUTS] 1477 01:00:37,370 --> 01:00:38,571 - We got the tickets. - You got the tickets. 1478 01:00:38,605 --> 01:00:39,773 - I got 'em. - Oh, my God! 1479 01:00:39,939 --> 01:00:41,508 - I got 'em! - Oh, my God! 1480 01:00:41,708 --> 01:00:43,710 - BETTY: Oh, we got to go in now. - Isn't that great? 1481 01:00:43,743 --> 01:00:45,812 - Now. Come on. Let's go. - Yeah, great. Oh, my God. 1482 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,380 Games, everybody. Everybody have a ticket? 1483 01:00:47,380 --> 01:00:48,982 - Everybody take their ticket. - Come on. 1484 01:00:49,490 --> 01:00:51,518 We've got our tickets. We've got our tickets. 1485 01:00:52,485 --> 01:00:54,654 Oh, my God. This is it. 1486 01:00:57,190 --> 01:00:58,625 - We did it. - We did do this. 1487 01:00:59,793 --> 01:01:01,194 SECURITY: Next. Come on. 1488 01:01:02,529 --> 01:01:03,963 - Hi, welcome. - Hi. 1489 01:01:04,664 --> 01:01:05,732 [MACHINE BEEPS] 1490 01:01:05,899 --> 01:01:07,767 Oh. Uh... 1491 01:01:07,934 --> 01:01:09,200 Are you guys all together? 1492 01:01:09,350 --> 01:01:10,570 - This is, uh... - [MACHINE BEEPS] 1493 01:01:10,837 --> 01:01:12,739 These aren't-- These... 1494 01:01:12,906 --> 01:01:15,410 I'm sorry, these all aren't Super Bowl tickets, so... 1495 01:01:15,175 --> 01:01:16,976 Yes, those are our tickets. 1496 01:01:17,177 --> 01:01:19,145 That's great, but they're not Super Bowl tickets. 1497 01:01:19,179 --> 01:01:20,980 - Chip, I got another one here. - Comin'. 1498 01:01:21,810 --> 01:01:22,682 - Hot one. - CHIP: Let me see. 1499 01:01:22,949 --> 01:01:24,984 - Four. - [GROANS] 1500 01:01:26,119 --> 01:01:28,121 - Yep, they're fake. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 1501 01:01:28,288 --> 01:01:30,390 You see, ladies, the official tickets have a hologram 1502 01:01:30,457 --> 01:01:32,692 that lights up under UV light. 1503 01:01:32,759 --> 01:01:35,950 These do not. You've been scammed. 1504 01:01:35,195 --> 01:01:37,797 Well, that's not possible. We won them in a contest. 1505 01:01:37,964 --> 01:01:39,265 No, we didn't. 1506 01:01:39,432 --> 01:01:40,633 Lou, tell 'em. 1507 01:01:46,673 --> 01:01:48,441 I never won the contest. 1508 01:01:48,641 --> 01:01:51,211 A whole bunch of Tom Brady wannabes did. 1509 01:01:51,378 --> 01:01:53,246 How'd you get the tickets? 1510 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:55,715 I bought them online. 1511 01:01:57,317 --> 01:02:01,210 I maxed out a credit card, and I sold my car to CarMax. 1512 01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:04,524 Oh, Lou, why would you do that? 1513 01:02:06,559 --> 01:02:10,530 I wanted to have one last unforgettable experience 1514 01:02:11,664 --> 01:02:13,333 before it was too late. 1515 01:02:13,533 --> 01:02:15,735 Hey, little ladies, I'm gonna need you to move aside. 1516 01:02:15,902 --> 01:02:17,537 We gotta let other people through the gate. 1517 01:02:17,570 --> 01:02:19,305 Well, you can start by letting us through. 1518 01:02:19,472 --> 01:02:21,174 - Oh, you're not getting in. - Oh! 1519 01:02:21,341 --> 01:02:23,376 - Wha...? - TRISH: Oh. 1520 01:02:23,543 --> 01:02:25,245 - When you do a double, they get thick. - I got you. 1521 01:02:25,278 --> 01:02:26,379 [WHISPERS] Let's make a run. 1522 01:02:26,479 --> 01:02:27,480 - Whoa. No. - Hey. Wait. 1523 01:02:27,614 --> 01:02:29,716 - Maura. No. - Come on, ma'am. 1524 01:02:29,883 --> 01:02:32,252 - No, no. She-- Come on. - Come on. I'm not hurting her. I am not hurting her. 1525 01:02:32,285 --> 01:02:33,420 - We know you're not. - Don't touch me! 1526 01:02:33,453 --> 01:02:34,988 - I'm not hurting her. She's coming at me. - Come on. 1527 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:36,756 Okay. Fine, fine, fine. 1528 01:02:39,192 --> 01:02:40,894 Lou, where are you going? 1529 01:02:41,610 --> 01:02:44,731 MAURA: Louella, talk to us. What is going on? 1530 01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:48,334 Lou, look at me. 1531 01:02:49,569 --> 01:02:51,137 What did you mean when you said 1532 01:02:52,706 --> 01:02:54,307 "before it's too late"? 1533 01:02:58,845 --> 01:03:00,180 I had some tests done, 1534 01:03:00,347 --> 01:03:02,315 and the hospital's been trying to reach me. 1535 01:03:04,718 --> 01:03:06,886 I think maybe something came up. 1536 01:03:07,787 --> 01:03:08,988 - Oh, Lou. - [SIGHS] 1537 01:03:09,222 --> 01:03:10,724 What did they say? 1538 01:03:10,890 --> 01:03:11,991 I don't know, I... 1539 01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:13,927 They sent me a letter, but I haven't opened it. 1540 01:03:13,993 --> 01:03:15,950 Well, open it. 1541 01:03:15,228 --> 01:03:16,529 Well, what if it's come back? 1542 01:03:16,730 --> 01:03:18,798 I-I can't go through that again. 1543 01:03:25,205 --> 01:03:27,774 BETTY: Oh, Lou. You're not alone. 1544 01:03:27,941 --> 01:03:29,943 We're here for you. Always. 1545 01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:32,512 MAURA: We're all here to support you. 1546 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:35,382 Isn't that what friendship is? 1547 01:03:35,548 --> 01:03:36,583 I mean, 1548 01:03:36,783 --> 01:03:40,553 that we face the unknown together, hand in hand? 1549 01:03:46,793 --> 01:03:49,329 I wouldn't wanna go through it with anyone else. 1550 01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:51,131 I really love you all. 1551 01:03:56,770 --> 01:03:58,772 [CROWD CHEERING] 1552 01:03:59,873 --> 01:04:02,509 I guess maybe this Super Bowl was never meant to be. 1553 01:04:02,575 --> 01:04:04,411 Oh, come on. Lou. 1554 01:04:04,577 --> 01:04:06,713 If you did this to give us something to remember, 1555 01:04:06,913 --> 01:04:08,948 honey, it worked. 1556 01:04:09,115 --> 01:04:10,116 Big time. 1557 01:04:10,283 --> 01:04:11,851 We will always remember this. 1558 01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:13,720 Absolutely. 1559 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:17,957 This has been... the best weekend of my whole life. 1560 01:04:18,124 --> 01:04:20,360 I'm not kidding you. The very, very best. 1561 01:04:21,261 --> 01:04:23,960 Well, except for the guilt I felt 1562 01:04:23,263 --> 01:04:25,165 because I lost the tickets, which were fake. 1563 01:04:25,265 --> 01:04:28,201 And so, in retrospect, I didn't have to feel that guilty. 1564 01:04:28,535 --> 01:04:29,602 Did I? 1565 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,743 Oh, hell. There must be a Sports Bar around here somewhere. 1566 01:04:36,943 --> 01:04:39,379 No, no, no. No, no, no, no. God. 1567 01:04:40,547 --> 01:04:43,416 There's got to be a way into that stadium. 1568 01:04:43,583 --> 01:04:44,951 Come on. We're not gonna give up. 1569 01:04:45,118 --> 01:04:46,486 We've come too far. 1570 01:04:46,686 --> 01:04:48,855 No, we are not gonna stand around this food court, 1571 01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:51,257 crying like a bunch of babies. 1572 01:04:51,424 --> 01:04:54,594 - Gugu. - Yeah. Goo-goo, gaga. [WAILS] 1573 01:04:54,761 --> 01:04:55,762 No. 1574 01:04:55,895 --> 01:04:57,300 Gugu! 1575 01:04:57,197 --> 01:04:58,198 - Hold on. - Gugu. Hi. 1576 01:04:58,331 --> 01:04:59,833 - Hey. - Come on. Come on. 1577 01:04:59,999 --> 01:05:01,501 Maura. How are you, ladies? 1578 01:05:01,701 --> 01:05:03,470 - Y'all look fabulous. - Thank you. 1579 01:05:03,636 --> 01:05:05,271 I wanted to thank you properly for last night, 1580 01:05:05,305 --> 01:05:06,306 but you ran out so fast. 1581 01:05:06,439 --> 01:05:07,640 Y'all ran out. 1582 01:05:07,841 --> 01:05:09,843 Your donation was so beautiful. Thank you. 1583 01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:12,120 You're welcome. I was happy to do it. 1584 01:05:12,178 --> 01:05:14,147 Are you, um... Are you going into the game? 1585 01:05:14,314 --> 01:05:15,415 Of course. 1586 01:05:15,482 --> 01:05:16,883 I choreographed the halftime show. 1587 01:05:17,170 --> 01:05:19,619 Oh, you're... You work with Lady Gaga? 1588 01:05:19,686 --> 01:05:21,154 I do everything with that girl. 1589 01:05:21,321 --> 01:05:23,223 Where you think she got her name from? 1590 01:05:23,323 --> 01:05:26,192 - I'm Gugu, she's Gaga. - [LAUGHING] 1591 01:05:26,459 --> 01:05:28,628 - Oh, she's spectacular. - She is. 1592 01:05:28,795 --> 01:05:30,530 Do you think you could get us in? 1593 01:05:30,730 --> 01:05:32,320 Uh, yeah, we don't have tickets. 1594 01:05:35,435 --> 01:05:37,570 Come on, ladies. Follow me. 1595 01:05:37,737 --> 01:05:39,939 - Go, go, go, go, go, go. - Come on. 1596 01:05:41,541 --> 01:05:44,440 - Hey, there. How are ya? - Doin' all right. 1597 01:05:44,210 --> 01:05:46,379 - Hold on. Let me see your badges. - No. No. 1598 01:05:46,546 --> 01:05:49,382 They're with me. They're good. These are-- These are my dancers. 1599 01:05:49,549 --> 01:05:51,840 They don't look like dancers. 1600 01:05:51,251 --> 01:05:53,453 Well, that's ageist. Isn't it? 1601 01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:54,854 I don't care how old they are. 1602 01:05:55,210 --> 01:05:56,790 They just need badges like these dancers. 1603 01:05:56,856 --> 01:05:58,491 - MAURA: Holy shit. - TRISH: Flexible. 1604 01:05:58,558 --> 01:06:01,494 Well, uh, they're all... my dancers. 1605 01:06:01,561 --> 01:06:04,230 I mean-- [SCOFFS] What? You want us to show you? 1606 01:06:05,650 --> 01:06:06,990 Okay. 1607 01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,536 Okay. Um... Y'all got this. Come on. 1608 01:06:09,703 --> 01:06:11,471 Come on. Let's talk about this for a second. 1609 01:06:11,838 --> 01:06:13,206 Okay. Um... 1610 01:06:13,373 --> 01:06:15,508 So what are some dance moves you ladies know? 1611 01:06:15,675 --> 01:06:17,377 - The twist. - Twist. 1612 01:06:17,444 --> 01:06:19,790 - The jerk. - LOU: Sh... shimmy. 1613 01:06:19,245 --> 01:06:21,281 TRISH: Yeah, uh, step-touch. 1614 01:06:21,481 --> 01:06:25,418 All right. So we'll do the step-touch, the twist, the shimmy, 1615 01:06:25,585 --> 01:06:27,530 and then we'll end with some jazz hands. 1616 01:06:27,870 --> 01:06:28,880 - How's that? - Oh, yeah. 1617 01:06:28,121 --> 01:06:29,723 - Okay? One, two, three. - TRISH: Yes. 1618 01:06:29,823 --> 01:06:30,557 ALL: Break! 1619 01:06:30,724 --> 01:06:32,659 - All right. Let's do it. - ♫ ["IT'S MY HOUSE" PLAYING] ♫ 1620 01:06:32,692 --> 01:06:35,595 Y'all ready? A little freestyle here. 1621 01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:37,464 Uh! 1622 01:06:37,997 --> 01:06:40,467 And... five, six, seven. 1623 01:06:40,734 --> 01:06:44,137 ♪ It's my house And I live here ♪ 1624 01:06:45,672 --> 01:06:48,274 ♪ It's my house and I... ♪ 1625 01:06:48,441 --> 01:06:49,576 There you go. 1626 01:06:49,743 --> 01:06:51,770 Oh! 1627 01:06:57,851 --> 01:06:59,586 [CROWD CHEERS, WHISTLES] 1628 01:06:59,753 --> 01:07:01,521 Oh! And... 1629 01:07:01,688 --> 01:07:03,230 Freestyle, ladies. 1630 01:07:03,957 --> 01:07:06,559 Freestyle, ladies. Come on down. 1631 01:07:10,530 --> 01:07:12,298 Y'all did so good! 1632 01:07:13,133 --> 01:07:15,902 Five, six, seven and hold! 1633 01:07:16,102 --> 01:07:17,604 [CROWD CHEERING] 1634 01:07:20,540 --> 01:07:21,908 Damn, ladies. 1635 01:07:22,108 --> 01:07:24,110 Those were some sick dance moves. 1636 01:07:24,277 --> 01:07:27,781 I know you're not his dancers, but that was awesome. 1637 01:07:29,115 --> 01:07:30,830 Go ahead. 1638 01:07:30,183 --> 01:07:31,184 [CHEERING] 1639 01:07:31,317 --> 01:07:32,852 Extraordinary! 1640 01:07:33,190 --> 01:07:35,622 - We have to go to work. It's been lovely. - Okay. 1641 01:07:35,789 --> 01:07:38,658 Y'all better fluff up 'cause these ladies are about to take your gig. 1642 01:07:38,858 --> 01:07:39,859 Come on, kids! 1643 01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:41,161 - TRISH: Thank you. - Let's go. 1644 01:07:41,194 --> 01:07:42,996 - Yo, how good were they? - Amazing. 1645 01:07:43,163 --> 01:07:44,330 Good lord. 1646 01:07:44,497 --> 01:07:49,502 ♫ ["THE WARRIOR" PLAYING] ♫ 1647 01:08:05,885 --> 01:08:07,620 [CROWD CHEERING] 1648 01:08:15,662 --> 01:08:18,631 COMMENTATOR: [ON PA] In three, two, one! 1649 01:08:18,798 --> 01:08:20,700 [CHEERS] 1650 01:08:32,679 --> 01:08:34,414 Okay, where to? 1651 01:08:34,614 --> 01:08:35,949 Um... 1652 01:08:36,116 --> 01:08:38,985 Oh! Oh! Empty seats right there. 1653 01:08:39,185 --> 01:08:40,353 - Let's go up there. - Yeah. 1654 01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:41,921 - All right. - Super bowl 51. 1655 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:46,126 Pats Nation, welcome to Super Bowl LI. Welcome. 1656 01:08:48,610 --> 01:08:50,430 PAT: There's the kickoff and we are underway. 1657 01:08:50,630 --> 01:08:52,932 - It's Tom. It's Tom. - Okay. Where? 1658 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,690 COACH: Do our job now. Let's do our job! 1659 01:08:56,569 --> 01:09:00,507 I think this is the best sitting down has ever felt. 1660 01:09:06,246 --> 01:09:07,981 PAT: Third and long. Tom Brady's in the... 1661 01:09:08,148 --> 01:09:10,250 - Oh, God! He's sacked. - NAT: God. 1662 01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:12,152 - [PAT GROANS] - What the hell was that? 1663 01:09:12,318 --> 01:09:14,320 PAT: We are still scoreless in the first quarter. 1664 01:09:15,755 --> 01:09:17,390 [PHONE CHIMES] 1665 01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:20,326 Who keeps texting you? 1666 01:09:20,994 --> 01:09:22,529 Oh, it's... it's Dan. 1667 01:09:23,530 --> 01:09:25,231 Why... why don't you answer him? 1668 01:09:26,833 --> 01:09:28,735 I don't know. I'm ghosting him. 1669 01:09:29,536 --> 01:09:31,104 You know, he keeps calling... 1670 01:09:35,408 --> 01:09:36,543 [AIR HORN BLOWS] 1671 01:09:36,710 --> 01:09:38,144 But I know how this works out. 1672 01:09:38,311 --> 01:09:39,312 He's... 1673 01:09:40,580 --> 01:09:43,116 He's gonna be charming, I'm gonna fall for it. 1674 01:09:43,283 --> 01:09:44,718 It's gonna all move too fast, 1675 01:09:44,884 --> 01:09:47,721 and then everything's gonna come crashing down. 1676 01:09:47,887 --> 01:09:51,991 You realize... ignoring him is just gonna make him want you more? 1677 01:09:52,158 --> 01:09:54,794 I mean, look at you. Honestly, and who you are. 1678 01:09:54,894 --> 01:09:57,897 You're always pushing forward and doing new things. 1679 01:09:57,997 --> 01:09:59,733 - Well... - You're irresistible. 1680 01:09:59,899 --> 01:10:02,335 You know, honestly, I don't want to be. 1681 01:10:02,602 --> 01:10:04,337 I don't wanna be irresistible. 1682 01:10:04,504 --> 01:10:06,806 I'd like five grandkids like you have. 1683 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:10,744 - Guess it's a little late for that. - Yeah, I guess so. 1684 01:10:10,910 --> 01:10:14,481 I want a man I can sit next to and not have to talk. 1685 01:10:14,647 --> 01:10:17,283 Well, you can have Mark. He's real good at that. 1686 01:10:17,450 --> 01:10:19,452 Well, I'd take him, 1687 01:10:19,619 --> 01:10:21,454 but he's too much in love with you. 1688 01:10:21,521 --> 01:10:24,491 Look, that's us! Oh, my God! 1689 01:10:24,557 --> 01:10:26,192 - [EXCLAIMING] - [CROWD CHEERING] 1690 01:10:28,495 --> 01:10:29,763 LOU: Yay, yay, yay! 1691 01:10:29,929 --> 01:10:34,340 Tom Brady, we love you! Look down there. 1692 01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:37,700 ANNOUNCER: [ON PA] Let's hear it for our Super Bowl superfans! 1693 01:10:37,237 --> 01:10:39,539 My goodness, I wish I had those hips. 1694 01:10:39,739 --> 01:10:42,375 Not on me, not on my watch! 1695 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:44,511 - Never been so-- Sit down! - Tom, spank me. 1696 01:10:44,611 --> 01:10:47,313 - Right here. Spank me here, Tom. - BETTY: Oh, no. Get, get... 1697 01:10:48,415 --> 01:10:51,510 Sit down. Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed. 1698 01:10:51,117 --> 01:10:53,420 The Falcons have no business being in this contest. 1699 01:10:53,887 --> 01:10:55,522 NAT: I mean, it's gonna be a bloodbath. 1700 01:10:55,689 --> 01:10:57,323 PAT: Oh, come on! Get him! Get him! 1701 01:10:57,691 --> 01:10:58,925 Damn it! 1702 01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:01,161 Atlanta with the first touchdown of the game. 1703 01:11:01,494 --> 01:11:03,363 ANNOUNCER: Bryant, the extra point. 1704 01:11:03,530 --> 01:11:04,931 7-nothing to Atlanta. 1705 01:11:06,332 --> 01:11:07,500 Hey! 1706 01:11:07,667 --> 01:11:08,668 Let's go. 1707 01:11:08,768 --> 01:11:11,400 Out of the seats. Now. 1708 01:11:12,639 --> 01:11:13,973 Come on. 1709 01:11:14,140 --> 01:11:16,760 Let's go, Golden Girls. Let's do this. 1710 01:11:16,242 --> 01:11:18,878 Now, I don't know how you ladies got into this stadium, 1711 01:11:18,945 --> 01:11:20,580 but I know how you're getting out. 1712 01:11:20,780 --> 01:11:21,781 Chip. 1713 01:11:21,848 --> 01:11:22,849 Oh, God. 1714 01:11:22,949 --> 01:11:23,983 Trish? 1715 01:11:24,784 --> 01:11:25,785 Dan. 1716 01:11:25,852 --> 01:11:27,520 I saw you on the Jumbotron. 1717 01:11:27,687 --> 01:11:29,122 You weren't answering my texts. 1718 01:11:30,390 --> 01:11:32,692 I was... I was very preoccupied. 1719 01:11:32,859 --> 01:11:34,127 Dan O'Callaghan? 1720 01:11:34,294 --> 01:11:35,328 [CHUCKLES] 1721 01:11:35,362 --> 01:11:38,732 When you caught that 90-yard touchdown pass against the Oilers! 1722 01:11:39,165 --> 01:11:40,400 Poetry. 1723 01:11:40,567 --> 01:11:42,936 I mean, devastating for me as an Oilers fan 1724 01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:44,904 - but poetry. - Thank you. 1725 01:11:44,971 --> 01:11:47,474 - Dan, he's kicking us out. - What? 1726 01:11:47,540 --> 01:11:49,242 Well, yeah. They don't have tickets. 1727 01:11:49,409 --> 01:11:51,144 Well, they're in the box with me. 1728 01:11:52,545 --> 01:11:53,680 See you, Chip. 1729 01:11:57,751 --> 01:11:58,818 Ready? 1730 01:12:03,890 --> 01:12:04,924 [GASPS] 1731 01:12:08,395 --> 01:12:09,462 Wow. 1732 01:12:09,629 --> 01:12:11,931 This is how people watch football? 1733 01:12:12,632 --> 01:12:13,733 This is heaven. 1734 01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:16,169 I know. It's called a skybox. 1735 01:12:16,336 --> 01:12:18,571 I'm sorry I... I was angry with you 1736 01:12:18,638 --> 01:12:22,800 for hooking up with him in that broom closet. 1737 01:12:22,175 --> 01:12:23,510 I'm glad you did. 1738 01:12:23,710 --> 01:12:24,711 We were just kissing. 1739 01:12:24,878 --> 01:12:26,913 Come on. Let's see the view. 1740 01:12:28,148 --> 01:12:30,160 BETTY: Maybe this is heaven. 1741 01:12:30,830 --> 01:12:31,840 Oh, look at this. 1742 01:12:31,117 --> 01:12:33,953 You get such a great sense of the whole field from up here. 1743 01:12:33,953 --> 01:12:36,156 You can see everything. 1744 01:12:36,322 --> 01:12:37,457 Exactly. Hey... 1745 01:12:37,624 --> 01:12:39,559 You see that box right across the way? 1746 01:12:39,626 --> 01:12:42,128 - That's the coordinator's booth. - LOU: That's where they call the plays. 1747 01:12:42,162 --> 01:12:45,398 Wait, you mean those guys are talking directly to Tom Brady? 1748 01:12:45,465 --> 01:12:47,467 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, what a dream. 1749 01:12:47,634 --> 01:12:48,735 Hey, grab a seat. 1750 01:12:48,802 --> 01:12:50,904 - Let me know if you need anything. - Yeah. 1751 01:12:54,507 --> 01:12:57,770 Dan, I'm sorry I didn't call you back. 1752 01:12:57,243 --> 01:12:58,778 It's just... 1753 01:12:58,945 --> 01:13:02,682 Sometimes I have a tendency to go too quickly, you know? 1754 01:13:02,882 --> 01:13:04,551 That's okay. I get it. 1755 01:13:05,785 --> 01:13:07,320 There's no pressure. 1756 01:13:07,487 --> 01:13:10,323 Let's spend some time together, see what happens. 1757 01:13:13,393 --> 01:13:14,928 [PHONE RINGING] 1758 01:13:16,229 --> 01:13:18,465 - Hey, Mickey. - Hey. 1759 01:13:18,531 --> 01:13:20,333 Um, listen... 1760 01:13:20,500 --> 01:13:22,635 Some people around here, they've been asking about you. 1761 01:13:22,669 --> 01:13:25,905 Some... are under the impression that you've been kidnapped, you know, 1762 01:13:25,905 --> 01:13:28,508 so they questioned me for about three hours. 1763 01:13:28,575 --> 01:13:30,777 Of course, I'm no snitch, you know that. 1764 01:13:30,944 --> 01:13:32,512 Thank you. That's really nice, 1765 01:13:32,679 --> 01:13:34,848 but I don't want anybody to worry. 1766 01:13:35,150 --> 01:13:36,783 You can be a snitch. Go ahead. 1767 01:13:36,950 --> 01:13:38,551 Okay. [CHUCKLES] 1768 01:13:38,718 --> 01:13:40,520 So, when are you coming back? 1769 01:13:40,687 --> 01:13:42,220 Some of the residents around here, 1770 01:13:42,122 --> 01:13:45,525 they've been, uh, been eyeing your room. 1771 01:13:45,692 --> 01:13:47,727 You know, I've been trying to keep them away, 1772 01:13:47,927 --> 01:13:49,696 but they're like vultures, you know? 1773 01:13:51,164 --> 01:13:52,432 You know what, Mickey? 1774 01:13:53,867 --> 01:13:55,135 Tell them they can have it. 1775 01:13:56,369 --> 01:13:58,380 Does that mean you're leaving? 1776 01:13:58,238 --> 01:13:59,939 I'm moving back to my house, 1777 01:14:00,106 --> 01:14:02,442 but you can come over whenever you want. 1778 01:14:02,976 --> 01:14:04,110 Oh. 1779 01:14:06,579 --> 01:14:07,681 Yeah. Sure. 1780 01:14:07,847 --> 01:14:08,982 Go Pats, huh? 1781 01:14:09,149 --> 01:14:10,617 Go Pats! [CHUCKLES] 1782 01:14:10,817 --> 01:14:14,287 PAT: Second quarter, still 0-7, Falcons leading. 1783 01:14:14,454 --> 01:14:15,722 And... 1784 01:14:15,889 --> 01:14:17,290 [GROANS] That's not gonna do it. 1785 01:14:19,159 --> 01:14:22,262 Hey, what do you think a box like this costs? 1786 01:14:22,429 --> 01:14:24,264 245,000. 1787 01:14:24,431 --> 01:14:25,632 [CHUCKLING] No. 1788 01:14:25,832 --> 01:14:27,333 - You wanna bet? - Yeah. 1789 01:14:27,534 --> 01:14:29,769 What kind of buffoon would spend all that money? 1790 01:14:31,370 --> 01:14:32,380 Me. 1791 01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:34,541 - Oh, really? - Mm-hmm. 1792 01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:36,576 Well, thank you for having me. 1793 01:14:36,743 --> 01:14:39,312 Well, I don't know who you are, but I'm glad you could make it. 1794 01:14:40,180 --> 01:14:41,214 You're welcome. 1795 01:14:42,582 --> 01:14:44,284 ANNOUNCER: Ryan drops back, protection holds up. 1796 01:14:44,317 --> 01:14:45,452 He lets it fly. 1797 01:14:45,618 --> 01:14:48,355 End zone, touchdown, Austin Hooper. 1798 01:14:48,555 --> 01:14:50,990 Falcons, now a two-touchdown lead. 1799 01:14:51,558 --> 01:14:52,525 You stink! 1800 01:14:52,625 --> 01:14:53,960 Yeah, you tell 'em. 1801 01:14:54,270 --> 01:14:56,629 - Hooper touchdown. - Who the hell is this guy? Come on. 1802 01:14:59,990 --> 01:15:00,467 ANNOUNCER: Brady looks, throws. 1803 01:15:00,633 --> 01:15:02,736 - And it's picked! Oh! - [CROWD CHEERS] 1804 01:15:02,836 --> 01:15:04,571 Intercepted by Robert Alford. 1805 01:15:06,306 --> 01:15:10,377 ANNOUNCER: It's officially an 82-yard pick-six for Rocky Alford. 1806 01:15:10,577 --> 01:15:11,344 Touchdown. 1807 01:15:11,511 --> 01:15:12,612 [GROANING] 1808 01:15:12,779 --> 01:15:14,814 Oh, Tom, come on. 1809 01:15:14,914 --> 01:15:16,983 - PAT: It's only halftime. - NAT: 21 to 3. 1810 01:15:17,250 --> 01:15:19,519 Somebody better be saying something really inspiring 1811 01:15:19,586 --> 01:15:21,454 - in that locker room right now. - I hope so. 1812 01:15:24,491 --> 01:15:27,930 ANNOUNCER: And we are underway here in the third quarter. 1813 01:15:27,260 --> 01:15:29,290 - PAT: It just takes one play. - NAT: Sure. 1814 01:15:29,195 --> 01:15:30,964 It just takes one play. 1815 01:15:31,310 --> 01:15:32,999 One play and then you got momentum and then... 1816 01:15:35,402 --> 01:15:36,770 ANNOUNCER: To Coleman. 1817 01:15:36,936 --> 01:15:38,672 End zone, touchdown. 1818 01:15:38,838 --> 01:15:42,420 28 to 3. This one has been all Atlanta. 1819 01:15:42,208 --> 01:15:43,209 [EXHALES] 1820 01:15:44,144 --> 01:15:45,912 - Wow. - That sucked. 1821 01:15:49,916 --> 01:15:52,719 28 to 3. What's happening? 1822 01:15:52,919 --> 01:15:55,689 Well... it's just the third quarter. 1823 01:15:55,855 --> 01:15:57,557 They could still come back. 1824 01:15:57,724 --> 01:16:00,600 Well, I'm sorry for your loss, ladies. 1825 01:16:00,226 --> 01:16:01,695 [SCOFFS] Well, thank you, 1826 01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:03,496 but we have not lost yet. 1827 01:16:03,663 --> 01:16:05,265 - No. - [CHUCKLES] 1828 01:16:05,699 --> 01:16:07,233 Do you know what the Patriots' chances 1829 01:16:07,267 --> 01:16:08,735 of pulling this one out are? 1830 01:16:09,402 --> 01:16:11,710 - One percent? - Close. 1831 01:16:11,237 --> 01:16:13,973 They have a .7% chance of winning. 1832 01:16:14,174 --> 01:16:16,643 I still think they can pull it out. 1833 01:16:16,710 --> 01:16:19,212 [CHUCKLES] Oh, hon, I wouldn't bet on it. 1834 01:16:24,617 --> 01:16:26,753 STADIUM ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, as a reminder, 1835 01:16:26,786 --> 01:16:29,456 we will have the official Lombardi trophy presentation 1836 01:16:29,856 --> 01:16:32,158 at the conclusion of this game. 1837 01:16:32,325 --> 01:16:35,462 Pardon my language, but screw this. 1838 01:16:35,662 --> 01:16:36,896 Are you leaving? 1839 01:16:37,970 --> 01:16:38,898 I'm gonna do something about it. 1840 01:16:39,990 --> 01:16:40,533 You can stay here if you want to, 1841 01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:43,303 but this is not how my Super Bowl ends. 1842 01:16:45,271 --> 01:16:47,173 - Hey, hang on to this. - We got a deal. 1843 01:16:48,775 --> 01:16:50,243 - What's up? - Let's go. Let's go. 1844 01:16:50,310 --> 01:16:51,411 - What? - Let's go. Come on. 1845 01:16:51,444 --> 01:16:52,445 Lou? 1846 01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:02,322 [GROANS] Five minutes to go in the third quarter, 1847 01:17:02,489 --> 01:17:05,250 and we are down by... 1848 01:17:06,893 --> 01:17:09,620 - A lot. It's a lot. - Yeah. 1849 01:17:09,129 --> 01:17:12,332 - It is, uh, not looking good, Pats Nation. - No. 1850 01:17:16,202 --> 01:17:18,371 We gotta find a way to get the ball in the end zone. 1851 01:17:18,571 --> 01:17:20,674 We got no choice but to stay in our two-minute offense 1852 01:17:20,774 --> 01:17:22,776 for the rest of the game. We got no time left. 1853 01:17:23,576 --> 01:17:24,577 Hey! 1854 01:17:27,147 --> 01:17:29,382 - COACH 1: Let's go cover two. - COACH 2: Cover two. Yeah. Yeah. 1855 01:17:29,382 --> 01:17:31,510 Yeah. Double on Julio. Watch the scene. 1856 01:17:31,151 --> 01:17:32,285 COACH 1: Over Matt too. 1857 01:17:32,352 --> 01:17:34,821 - Let's go. Cover two. - No, no. Go to cover one. 1858 01:17:34,888 --> 01:17:36,289 - Go to cover one. - What are you doing? 1859 01:17:36,322 --> 01:17:37,724 - You can't be in here. - Listen to me. Listen to me now. 1860 01:17:37,757 --> 01:17:39,325 It frees McCourty to play the run, 1861 01:17:39,392 --> 01:17:41,628 get some sort of creative blitz going here. 1862 01:17:41,795 --> 01:17:44,640 You've got great linebackers. Use 'em, for God's sakes. 1863 01:17:44,197 --> 01:17:45,498 Why are we in cover one? 1864 01:17:45,665 --> 01:17:47,801 What? No. Cover two. What? 1865 01:17:49,669 --> 01:17:50,804 [PLAYERS GRUNTING] 1866 01:17:52,639 --> 01:17:54,274 - Yes! - COACH 2: Let's go! 1867 01:17:54,474 --> 01:17:57,770 - Tom? - Hey, you can't touch that. What... 1868 01:17:57,243 --> 01:17:59,479 You wanna get to her, you gotta go through me. 1869 01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:01,548 Leave them. They can stay. 1870 01:18:01,748 --> 01:18:02,816 - What else you got? - Okay. 1871 01:18:02,849 --> 01:18:04,951 Tom? Tom, can you hear me? 1872 01:18:05,118 --> 01:18:06,920 [ON HELMET SPEAKER] Can you hear me, Tom? 1873 01:18:07,721 --> 01:18:08,988 Up here. 1874 01:18:09,189 --> 01:18:11,658 Tom, can you hear me? 1875 01:18:12,492 --> 01:18:13,760 Can you hear me, Tom? 1876 01:18:13,827 --> 01:18:15,195 Up here. Up here. 1877 01:18:15,929 --> 01:18:16,930 Up here. 1878 01:18:17,864 --> 01:18:20,567 I'm... I'm Louella. I'm your biggest fan. 1879 01:18:22,502 --> 01:18:24,871 Uh, I don't know if this is the right time to talk. 1880 01:18:25,572 --> 01:18:29,809 Sixteen years ago, I was in the middle of chemo, 1881 01:18:29,976 --> 01:18:33,130 feeling like I was done, like I had nothing more in me. 1882 01:18:33,213 --> 01:18:35,150 And then you came on the TV, 1883 01:18:35,215 --> 01:18:38,218 fearless, determined, the skinny little rookie. 1884 01:18:38,485 --> 01:18:40,520 Watching you play that season 1885 01:18:40,587 --> 01:18:42,989 gave me something extra to look forward to. 1886 01:18:43,256 --> 01:18:45,692 Each week, I found strength in that, 1887 01:18:45,859 --> 01:18:47,894 and that strength got me through my treatments. 1888 01:18:48,395 --> 01:18:50,697 But that was 16 years ago, 1889 01:18:50,864 --> 01:18:52,432 and I've enjoyed every moment since. 1890 01:18:52,599 --> 01:18:55,468 And I'm sure you enjoyed winning all those Super Bowls. 1891 01:18:56,970 --> 01:18:59,606 But that was the past, and we can't live in the past. 1892 01:18:59,806 --> 01:19:03,109 No matter how good or how bad it was. 1893 01:19:03,276 --> 01:19:06,513 Right now, we have this one moment... 1894 01:19:06,713 --> 01:19:09,182 and you're down in this game, a lot. 1895 01:19:09,349 --> 01:19:11,418 But, you're Tom Brady. 1896 01:19:11,584 --> 01:19:13,286 You have to come back. 1897 01:19:13,453 --> 01:19:14,821 That's what you do best. 1898 01:19:14,988 --> 01:19:17,230 And I love you because you are the best. 1899 01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:20,193 And anyone who doesn't love you respects you, 1900 01:19:20,460 --> 01:19:22,696 because you fight and you never give up. 1901 01:19:26,299 --> 01:19:28,100 So I'm not giving up either. 1902 01:19:31,204 --> 01:19:33,390 I don't know what's ahead for me, 1903 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:36,420 but if you fight, I'll fight. 1904 01:19:43,450 --> 01:19:45,185 Now go out there and win. 1905 01:19:47,387 --> 01:19:48,888 Let's go! 1906 01:19:52,859 --> 01:19:54,227 Let's ****ing go! 1907 01:19:54,394 --> 01:19:56,196 [PLAYERS SHOUT, CHEER] 1908 01:19:57,300 --> 01:19:59,320 - How was that? - That was... 1909 01:19:59,990 --> 01:20:00,834 - Beautiful. - [LOU LAUGHS] 1910 01:20:00,900 --> 01:20:02,335 Oh. All yours. 1911 01:20:02,402 --> 01:20:04,300 Let's go, offense. Offense is up. Let's go. 1912 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:05,972 Come on. We got a Super Bowl to win. 1913 01:20:21,654 --> 01:20:24,570 Hey! Hey, there's nine minutes left and they've got momentum! 1914 01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:27,227 If they pull this off, it'll be the greatest comeback in NFL history! 1915 01:20:27,627 --> 01:20:28,628 Oh, my God! 1916 01:20:31,531 --> 01:20:32,866 Actually, in '93, 1917 01:20:32,966 --> 01:20:35,100 the Bills came back from a much larger deficit, 1918 01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:36,803 but who's talking statistics? 1919 01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:38,772 Betty, what are you doing? Come on. 1920 01:20:41,574 --> 01:20:43,877 All right. That just puts us two touchdowns 1921 01:20:44,770 --> 01:20:47,514 - and two 2-point conversions away. - And two... yeah. 1922 01:20:47,681 --> 01:20:50,450 Yeah, exactly. Two touchdowns and two... so that's doable. 1923 01:20:50,650 --> 01:20:51,851 That's all they gotta do. 1924 01:20:52,180 --> 01:20:53,687 - That's all they gotta do. - Oh, my God. 1925 01:20:53,787 --> 01:20:55,522 We gotta play harder. 1926 01:20:55,689 --> 01:20:57,824 Gotta play tougher. Harder, tougher everything. 1927 01:20:59,826 --> 01:21:02,395 ANNOUNCER: Ryan gets hit, and that's a fumble. 1928 01:21:02,562 --> 01:21:04,130 New England recovers. 1929 01:21:04,297 --> 01:21:06,132 Something has really gotten into the Patriots. 1930 01:21:06,299 --> 01:21:07,801 We got the ball back. 1931 01:21:08,702 --> 01:21:10,837 This is too stressful. Oh, God. 1932 01:21:12,572 --> 01:21:13,606 ANNOUNCER: Brady... 1933 01:21:14,874 --> 01:21:17,544 Connects with Amendola. Touchdown Patriots. 1934 01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:19,412 NAT: 28-18. 1935 01:21:23,149 --> 01:21:25,510 - Amendola. - Oh, my God. That was nice. 1936 01:21:25,251 --> 01:21:27,821 He's got a skull like a baby bird's, 1937 01:21:27,987 --> 01:21:30,490 but his hands are like Midas. 1938 01:21:30,690 --> 01:21:32,292 Brady throws up two. 1939 01:21:32,459 --> 01:21:34,427 Two-point conversion, here we go. 1940 01:21:34,494 --> 01:21:37,630 It's a direct snap to James, right... right through! 1941 01:21:37,230 --> 01:21:39,320 - He's in there! - Oh, he's got it. 1942 01:21:39,299 --> 01:21:41,670 NAT: Oh, my God. Give Tom an Oscar for that. 1943 01:21:41,267 --> 01:21:43,503 I thought that was it. Oh, my God. 1944 01:21:45,380 --> 01:21:46,606 ANNOUNCER: 20-28. 1945 01:21:46,773 --> 01:21:48,641 Someone must have said something inspiring to Brady, 1946 01:21:48,641 --> 01:21:50,276 'cause he is on fire. 1947 01:21:50,443 --> 01:21:52,450 ANNOUNCER 2: It's a one-score game. 1948 01:21:54,314 --> 01:21:55,715 Matt up in the pocket. 1949 01:21:55,882 --> 01:21:57,951 Now gonna cut it loose, looking for Julio. 1950 01:21:58,151 --> 01:21:59,352 What a catch! 1951 01:21:59,519 --> 01:22:01,755 He made a catch! Unbelievable! 1952 01:22:05,580 --> 01:22:07,727 - PAT: Oh, they just sacked Matty Ice! - NAT: Oh, my God! 1953 01:22:07,894 --> 01:22:10,463 - Oh, my God! - He can't kick it from there. 1954 01:22:10,563 --> 01:22:11,998 Attaboy, Flowers. Come on! 1955 01:22:12,650 --> 01:22:13,433 PAT: Two and a half minutes left. 1956 01:22:13,533 --> 01:22:15,368 We gotta get down the field here, kid. 1957 01:22:17,237 --> 01:22:19,720 [EXCLAIMING] 1958 01:22:20,106 --> 01:22:21,641 BETTY: Oh, God. Oh, God. 1959 01:22:23,476 --> 01:22:25,912 I caught it. It's crazy. I swear to God. 1960 01:22:26,790 --> 01:22:27,313 - No way. Look at that. - Watch. 1961 01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:28,915 - Look there. - Yo. 1962 01:22:29,820 --> 01:22:30,617 ANNOUNCER: Edelman comes down with the football. 1963 01:22:30,650 --> 01:22:31,851 They're saying it's a catch. 1964 01:22:31,985 --> 01:22:33,820 NAT: It's a catch! It's a catch! 1965 01:22:33,987 --> 01:22:35,755 - It's a catch! - PAT: That is the greatest catch... 1966 01:22:35,789 --> 01:22:37,824 - Oh, my freaking lord. - ...in NFL history. 1967 01:22:38,910 --> 01:22:39,659 - Off his leg. - REFEREE: After review, 1968 01:22:39,826 --> 01:22:41,494 the ruling on the field is confirmed. 1969 01:22:41,528 --> 01:22:43,963 [CHEERING] 1970 01:22:48,535 --> 01:22:49,569 That's crazy. 1971 01:22:51,538 --> 01:22:53,730 PAT: Passes it off to James White, 1972 01:22:53,139 --> 01:22:54,941 who runs it into the end zone! 1973 01:22:55,410 --> 01:22:57,510 - And he's in there! He's in there! - NAT: Oh, my God! 1974 01:22:57,811 --> 01:22:59,512 PAT: We're within two! Two points away! 1975 01:22:59,579 --> 01:23:01,848 - Oh, my God, James White! - James White. You beauty! 1976 01:23:03,817 --> 01:23:06,119 We need a two-point conversion. We only have a minute left. 1977 01:23:06,286 --> 01:23:08,388 Miracles happen. They happen every day. 1978 01:23:10,900 --> 01:23:12,692 ANNOUNCER: Quick screen to Amendola and he's in. 1979 01:23:15,395 --> 01:23:17,497 - It's tied! It's tied! - He tied it! He tied it! 1980 01:23:17,664 --> 01:23:19,966 ANNOUNCER: The ball crossed the line. He is in. 1981 01:23:25,672 --> 01:23:26,740 Way to go. 1982 01:23:26,940 --> 01:23:27,941 Let's go! 1983 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:31,111 Tom Brady! 1984 01:23:33,460 --> 01:23:35,281 Oh, my God. Overtime for the first time 1985 01:23:35,448 --> 01:23:37,817 - in Super Bowl history. - Oh, my God. 1986 01:23:37,984 --> 01:23:41,287 - Holy sh... Oh, my God. - We are going to overtime. 1987 01:23:41,454 --> 01:23:43,857 Hey, would somebody get him his blood pressure cuff? 1988 01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:45,525 Oh, my God. 1989 01:23:45,692 --> 01:23:48,128 It's not over. It's not over. Stay focused. 1990 01:23:48,294 --> 01:23:50,363 REFEREE: [ON PA] Gentlemen, we're about to begin an overtime period 1991 01:23:50,397 --> 01:23:52,465 that will continue until a winner is determined. 1992 01:23:52,699 --> 01:23:54,134 It is sudden death, 1993 01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:56,403 unless the first team to possess kicks a field goal, 1994 01:23:56,569 --> 01:23:58,705 in which case the other team will have an opportunity. 1995 01:23:58,872 --> 01:24:01,641 This is heads. This is tails. 1996 01:24:01,741 --> 01:24:03,760 New England gets to call the toss. 1997 01:24:03,143 --> 01:24:04,844 - Heads. - They have called heads. 1998 01:24:07,447 --> 01:24:09,582 - It is heads. - We'll take the ball. 1999 01:24:09,749 --> 01:24:11,317 - Yes! - Yes! Yes! 2000 01:24:11,484 --> 01:24:13,920 - Okay, okay, okay. - Okay. Hear me. 2001 01:24:14,870 --> 01:24:15,755 - Okay, okay. - Okay, okay, okay. 2002 01:24:17,190 --> 01:24:19,893 - Let's go score and win this thing, baby. - Yeah. Here we go. 2003 01:24:30,670 --> 01:24:32,500 NAT: Amendola with the catch. 2004 01:24:42,749 --> 01:24:44,184 Tom Brady to Hogan. 2005 01:24:44,351 --> 01:24:46,119 - PAT: For 16 yards. - Let's go, Hoge! 2006 01:24:47,253 --> 01:24:49,689 PAT: Oh! Oh! A few more for good measure. 2007 01:24:49,889 --> 01:24:52,692 I think I'm gonna throw up, and this is the best experience of my life. 2008 01:24:52,692 --> 01:24:53,893 [CHUCKLES] 2009 01:24:58,264 --> 01:25:00,200 NAT: Pass to Edelman. Fifteen yards. Here we go. 2010 01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:02,168 - Nice. - PAT: This is it, piece by piece. 2011 01:25:02,235 --> 01:25:03,236 We're marching. 2012 01:25:05,705 --> 01:25:07,140 ANNOUNCER: Here's Bennett. 2013 01:25:09,609 --> 01:25:11,277 Couldn't hold onto it. 2014 01:25:16,816 --> 01:25:18,852 Come on, Tom. You've got this. 2015 01:25:23,256 --> 01:25:24,724 Green 19! 2016 01:25:42,175 --> 01:25:44,144 - [CROWD CHEERING] - ANNOUNCER: He's in! 2017 01:25:44,310 --> 01:25:46,880 - Patriots win the Super Bowl! - [CROWD CHEERS] 2018 01:25:54,387 --> 01:25:56,156 PAT: The Pats win the Super Bowl! 2019 01:25:56,156 --> 01:25:57,924 - [PAT CHUCKLES] - [NAT SCREAMS] 2020 01:25:58,291 --> 01:25:59,859 I cannot be-- Come here! 2021 01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:02,696 [SOBBING] 2022 01:26:02,862 --> 01:26:04,197 - Oh, my God. - I love you, kid. 2023 01:26:04,397 --> 01:26:05,565 They did it! 2024 01:26:06,833 --> 01:26:07,834 You did it. 2025 01:26:07,901 --> 01:26:09,569 No, we did it. 2026 01:26:09,736 --> 01:26:12,339 We did it. We did it. 2027 01:26:12,539 --> 01:26:17,510 ♫ ["I'LL BE HOLDING ON" PLAYING] ♫ 2028 01:26:47,730 --> 01:26:48,875 [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 2029 01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:02,822 Oh, it was worth every penny. 2030 01:27:03,230 --> 01:27:04,240 [CHUCKLES] 2031 01:27:05,458 --> 01:27:08,962 Lou, how much did you spend on this? 2032 01:27:09,162 --> 01:27:10,597 Mmm. A lot. 2033 01:27:12,165 --> 01:27:13,633 I might be able to help with that. 2034 01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:15,268 What do you mean? 2035 01:27:15,468 --> 01:27:17,670 In the third quarter, I made a bet with that rich guy 2036 01:27:17,837 --> 01:27:19,939 that the Pats would come back and win. 2037 01:27:20,607 --> 01:27:21,908 How much did you win? 2038 01:27:22,750 --> 01:27:23,777 A lot. 2039 01:27:23,943 --> 01:27:27,213 But he didn't have enough cash on him, so the poor guy... 2040 01:27:27,814 --> 01:27:29,490 I just had to, uh... 2041 01:27:29,983 --> 01:27:30,984 Take this. 2042 01:27:31,618 --> 01:27:33,953 - Oh! Oh, my God. - [CHUCKLING] 2043 01:27:34,421 --> 01:27:37,223 So, you're the women that broke into the coaches' booth. 2044 01:27:37,390 --> 01:27:38,792 I did. I'm the one. 2045 01:27:38,958 --> 01:27:40,493 I should've known. 2046 01:27:40,660 --> 01:27:42,696 Come with me. All of you. 2047 01:27:42,862 --> 01:27:45,365 - No, no. Don't take them. - You're not going alone. 2048 01:27:46,499 --> 01:27:48,680 BETTY: You sure walk slow. 2049 01:27:48,234 --> 01:27:50,503 Yeah. Walking with authority. 2050 01:27:51,638 --> 01:27:54,107 I'm sorry. I know we shouldn't have done it. 2051 01:27:54,274 --> 01:27:55,809 But someone had to do something. 2052 01:27:55,975 --> 01:27:58,144 They were gonna lose. 2053 01:27:58,311 --> 01:28:00,680 - I can't believe we're doing this. - What's gonna happen to us? 2054 01:28:00,714 --> 01:28:03,717 - BETTY: Oh, God. - LOU: I haven't been to jail since '67. 2055 01:28:03,883 --> 01:28:04,884 Hey! 2056 01:28:05,552 --> 01:28:07,454 [PLAYERS CHEERING] 2057 01:28:18,865 --> 01:28:19,899 BETTY: Oh, my God. 2058 01:28:20,433 --> 01:28:21,735 Oh, my God. 2059 01:28:21,901 --> 01:28:24,704 Oh, my God. You're Danny Amendola. 2060 01:28:24,871 --> 01:28:25,905 - Danny Amendola... - Yeah. 2061 01:28:25,939 --> 01:28:28,608 ...you-you have the highest catch percentage of anyone out there. 2062 01:28:28,808 --> 01:28:30,543 You are reliable. 2063 01:28:30,710 --> 01:28:32,912 Oh, that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. 2064 01:28:33,460 --> 01:28:35,415 What do you mean? I'm sure they say that to you all the time. 2065 01:28:35,448 --> 01:28:37,517 - Is this yours? - Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. It's sweaty. 2066 01:28:37,584 --> 01:28:40,186 Oh, yes, it's very sweaty. And does your head actually... 2067 01:28:40,353 --> 01:28:41,988 I wanna shave you. 2068 01:28:43,456 --> 01:28:44,491 Yeah. 2069 01:28:45,859 --> 01:28:47,270 [GASPS] 2070 01:28:58,505 --> 01:29:00,607 - Gronk. - Hi. 2071 01:29:00,774 --> 01:29:02,142 Have you... Have you read this book? 2072 01:29:02,175 --> 01:29:04,577 - I take it everywhere I go. - [GASPS] 2073 01:29:04,744 --> 01:29:06,513 You're so big. 2074 01:29:07,514 --> 01:29:08,581 Thank you. 2075 01:29:09,883 --> 01:29:10,884 BRADY: Louella? 2076 01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:13,860 Tom. 2077 01:29:14,287 --> 01:29:16,456 I wanna thank you for what you did out there. 2078 01:29:17,624 --> 01:29:18,625 Thank you so much. 2079 01:29:18,725 --> 01:29:20,593 I should say the same to you. 2080 01:29:22,495 --> 01:29:24,164 Oh, what a day. 2081 01:29:25,365 --> 01:29:27,534 - Can you believe it? - No. 2082 01:29:37,210 --> 01:29:38,778 Thanks for saying all that. 2083 01:29:42,649 --> 01:29:43,817 I don't know how you did it, 2084 01:29:43,917 --> 01:29:47,870 but your words meant the world to me. 2085 01:29:48,621 --> 01:29:49,923 We were down. 2086 01:29:51,191 --> 01:29:53,930 - You knew just what I needed. - [CHUCKLES] 2087 01:29:54,994 --> 01:29:56,963 You know, I play a game that I love, 2088 01:29:57,897 --> 01:29:59,990 this game of football, 2089 01:29:59,265 --> 01:30:01,501 and it's taught me so much. 2090 01:30:01,668 --> 01:30:06,339 And people say all the time, "you inspire me," and... 2091 01:30:08,341 --> 01:30:09,709 It's just a game. 2092 01:30:11,111 --> 01:30:13,713 What you've been through, how tough you are, 2093 01:30:14,581 --> 01:30:16,149 you inspire me. 2094 01:30:16,349 --> 01:30:18,785 And your courage inspires me, 2095 01:30:18,952 --> 01:30:19,986 so thank you. 2096 01:30:24,224 --> 01:30:25,258 You're welcome. 2097 01:30:27,260 --> 01:30:28,862 And I love that Jersey. 2098 01:30:30,730 --> 01:30:31,798 Wow. 2099 01:30:32,532 --> 01:30:34,000 Could we do a Jersey swap? 2100 01:30:35,301 --> 01:30:37,704 - This Jersey for your Jersey? - Yeah. 2101 01:30:37,871 --> 01:30:41,474 - And it's all sweaty and everything? - It's got a lot of sweat on it. 2102 01:30:41,675 --> 01:30:43,843 - All right. I can do it. - Yes. 2103 01:30:44,100 --> 01:30:46,913 That one is-- I've never had anything with the sequins like that. 2104 01:30:47,947 --> 01:30:49,883 Where is my Jersey? 2105 01:30:50,500 --> 01:30:51,317 It was just right here. 2106 01:30:52,485 --> 01:30:55,210 Well, you know, you can send it to me. 2107 01:30:55,622 --> 01:30:56,623 I will. 2108 01:30:57,590 --> 01:30:58,625 Of course. 2109 01:31:07,500 --> 01:31:09,836 ANNOUNCER: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers will start this season 2110 01:31:09,869 --> 01:31:11,604 with a new quarterback at the helm. 2111 01:31:11,671 --> 01:31:14,774 43-year-old Tom Brady will try to turn around a franchise 2112 01:31:14,941 --> 01:31:18,411 that hasn't even been to the post-season since 2007. 2113 01:31:18,478 --> 01:31:20,146 At this point, I've learned to never doubt 2114 01:31:20,213 --> 01:31:21,715 what Brady is capable of, 2115 01:31:21,848 --> 01:31:23,550 - but you have to imagine-- - Game's about to start. 2116 01:31:23,583 --> 01:31:24,651 Hey, guys. 2117 01:31:24,851 --> 01:31:26,319 Come on. The game is about to start. 2118 01:31:26,486 --> 01:31:27,754 - Okay. - How's the guacamole? 2119 01:31:27,921 --> 01:31:29,155 - It's done. - Let's see. 2120 01:31:29,322 --> 01:31:30,990 - No. More onion. - Come on. 2121 01:31:31,157 --> 01:31:33,393 - More onion? Of course. - I think you're doing just fine. 2122 01:31:33,426 --> 01:31:35,595 Well, she's a woman who knows what she wants. 2123 01:31:35,762 --> 01:31:38,980 - TRISH: Let's go. It's about to begin. - We're coming. We're coming. 2124 01:31:38,980 --> 01:31:39,432 Hurry. 2125 01:31:39,599 --> 01:31:41,634 Before anyone else does, I wanna make a toast. 2126 01:31:42,802 --> 01:31:44,371 To a new season, 2127 01:31:44,537 --> 01:31:46,373 a new team, 2128 01:31:46,539 --> 01:31:48,742 and to the woman who brought us all together. 2129 01:31:49,776 --> 01:31:51,444 Wait a minute, where the heck is she? 2130 01:31:52,479 --> 01:31:53,480 Mom, come on! 2131 01:31:53,513 --> 01:31:55,181 BETTY: We're all ready! 2132 01:31:55,348 --> 01:31:58,218 I was in the garage, getting chips. 2133 01:31:58,385 --> 01:32:02,555 - To our healthy quarterback. - Oh. [SCOFFS] 2134 01:32:02,756 --> 01:32:04,724 - ANNOUNCER: All set here at Tampa Bay. - Kickoff. Hurry up. 2135 01:32:04,758 --> 01:32:08,228 There's the whistle. This is the kickoff, and we are underway. 2136 01:32:30,383 --> 01:32:31,818 So when are you gonna retire? 2137 01:32:31,885 --> 01:32:34,688 I don't like to use the word "retire." It sounds so final. 2138 01:32:35,889 --> 01:32:39,626 I don't "retire." I just change careers. 2139 01:32:39,926 --> 01:32:41,194 Often. 2140 01:32:41,361 --> 01:32:43,496 Technically, I took a sabbatical many years ago, 2141 01:32:43,563 --> 01:32:45,432 and I just never returned to work. 2142 01:32:45,598 --> 01:32:49,736 I wasn't asking you girls. I was asking him. 2143 01:32:49,936 --> 01:32:52,672 You know, I've thought a lot about retirement. 2144 01:32:52,839 --> 01:32:57,430 But, it'd be a shame to retire if you feel like you still got it. 2145 01:32:57,110 --> 01:32:58,411 Join the club. 2146 01:32:58,578 --> 01:33:00,180 - Yeah. I'll drink to that. - Hear! Hear! 2147 01:33:00,180 --> 01:33:01,848 - Me too. - Look at this spot. 2148 01:33:02,716 --> 01:33:04,751 - Cheers. - Tampa. Who knew? 2149 01:33:04,951 --> 01:33:09,923 ♫ ["GONNA BE YOU" PLAYING] ♫