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The Overworld,

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the biggest sandbox in the universe,

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is full of epic tales.

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Millions and billions of them.

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Well, guess what?

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This one is all mine.

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My name is Steve.

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And as a child, I yearned for the mines.

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But it didn't really work out.

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Go on! Get out of here!

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- Mommy!
- So, I did a terrible thing.

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Go on! Shoo!

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- I grew up.
- Run!

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Yep, that's me.

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Same shirt, same pants.

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The only thing missing, was my soul.

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What was I doing with my life?

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I wasn't meant to sell doorknobs.

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And then one day,
I remembered something!

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That's right!

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The mines!

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So I geared up to dig deeper

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and find out what I'd been missing.

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And this time, I was unstoppable.

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Head fake! Oh, yeah.

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Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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- My moment had finally come.
- Yeah.

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I could just taste the adventure!

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So, I mined my brains out.

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Until I found two mysterious artifacts.

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This thingy...

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- And that cool thingy.
- Ohhh...

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And when I put
those two thingies together...

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...you guessed it.

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It opened a portal to another world.

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The Overworld!

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This place blew my mind.

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I'd never seen anything like it.

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Whoa!

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Turns out it was the place
I'd been looking for my whole life.

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A world where anything you can imagine,

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you can create!

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This is my first house.

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Bam!

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- My second house.
- Pshh!

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And my third house,
made entirely of sheep's wool.

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Pink house!

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Life was good.

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Except at night,
which happens about every 20 minutes.

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It was times like these
I wished I had a friend.

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And then I heard it.
The howl of companionship.

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Actually, it was a wolf
that wanted to eat me.

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So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone.

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- Maybe a bone, huh?
- Yeah.

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Hoo-hoo!

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Attaboy...

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...Dennis.

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He like a scratchy-scratch on the nariz.

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Dennis, yeah.

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Dennis and I were inseparable.

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We did everything together.

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We built endless masterpieces.

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The more I built, the better I got.

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Dennis, check it out!

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♪ Welcome to Steve's ♪

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Ohh! Yeah!

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♪ I feel alive ♪

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Lucky for me, pandas love to party.

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And cows.

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♪ I feel alive ♪

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Life was perfect.

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And the years simply flew by.

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Until one day, I came across

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some strange ruins.

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And a conveniently placed chest.

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Ha-hah!

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Flint and steel.

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Whoa!

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Dennis!

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No, Dennis.

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Turns out
we'd just opened a portal

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to a totally new dimension.

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The Nether.

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There was no joy or creativity at all.

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Just a mindless lust for gold.

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Dennis!

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These piglin brutes
had mined this realm into oblivion,

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led by Malgosha,

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the evil piglin sorceress
who ruled the place.

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Who are you, and why are you so round?

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Leave the dog! Take me instead.

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No, thanks. I'll take both of you.

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And that Orb.

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Let's get one thing straight.

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Where I come from, we call this a cube.

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Seize them!

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Malgosha had finally got
what she'd always wanted,

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the Orb of Dominance.

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The most powerful cube-shaped orb

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in the entire universe.

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Listen up, you pigs!

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With this Orb,
I will pillage the Overworld,

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and all its gold will be ours!

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I couldn't let this happen.

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The Overworld had saved me,

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and now I had to try to save it.

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We have to stop her, Dennis.

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So we escaped!

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And stole back the Orb!

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The Roundling got away!

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Find him and bring me that Orb!

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Hurry, Dennis. Take this to Earth.

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Follow my scent to 149 Holly Oak Drive.

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You got that, boy?

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Good boy.

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You're the last hope for this world.

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Now, run! Go, boy!

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Run, fluff nugget!

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You got this, Dennis, I love you!

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Run!

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Get off of me!

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Dennis was a hero that day.

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He ran like the wind.

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I didn't know if I'd ever see him again,

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but we had a world to save.

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So he ran all the way
back to my house on Earth

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and hid the most powerful object
in existence

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under my waterbed.

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As long as the Orb stays hidden,

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the Overworld will be safe.

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Wait a second. Putting it
under my waterbed's a horrible plan.

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Yeah.

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In the late 1980s,

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Garrett Garrison took
the gaming world by storm...

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...becoming the undisputed
champion of the hit arcade game,

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Hunk City Rampage.

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Yeah!

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His mastery
of this two player co-op

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shocked the world.

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His effective use
of the garbage toss move

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earned him the nickname,
"The Garbage Man."

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Pretty soon, he became

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the envy of the gaming world

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after landing a lucrative deal

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with Sizzler.

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Yeah!

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Whoo!

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Yeah, baby!

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Garbage Man!

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Yeah, baby!

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One thing's for sure...

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Yeah!

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...this kid had it all.

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- Yeah!
- Time to take out the trash.

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Yeah!

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Mmm... Boo-rah!

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Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison?

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No autographs.

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Have a nice day.

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Whoo! Yeah! Super cool!

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Garrett "The Garbage Man."

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To what do we owe this pleasure?

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Pleasure?

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Think I come to storage auctions for fun?

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I'm a businessman, Daryl.

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An investor.

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Well, I'm about to shovel
some coal into your choo-choo train.

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You're gonna love this next unit.

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It's got a waterbed.

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It's got some pickaxes.

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It's got a huge can of mixed nuts.

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It's got an array
of unisex turquoise blouses.

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That sounds terrible.

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I think it's also got a 1978 Atari Cosmos.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1978 Atari Cosmos?

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That's what it says here.

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Those things are worth a frickin' fortune.

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Heck yeah they are.

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Bro, if you make this happen for me,

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I will strongly consider
hanging out with you.

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- You serious, bro?
- Yep.

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Two big buffaloes like us
out there, in the wild,

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wearing unisex turquoise blouses.

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Oh, boy, that's gonna cause a commotion.

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The ladies aren't gonna know what--

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Listen, if you could keep
the hammer price under a hundy,

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I'll make all your weird
fanboy dreams come true.

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Okay?

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Two loose cannons,
wearing turquoise blouses.

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Yeah. Let's do it.

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And we got 500 dollars,
500 dollars over here.

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We got 500 dollars.
We got six, do we have six?

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Do we have 600 dollars?
We got 600 dollars over here.

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I'll go over here, 700 dollars,
we got 700 dollars.

195
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We got 700 dollars here.
We got 800 dollars over here.

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We got 850. Do we hear 850?

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Do we-- 850 over here.

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Do we hear any more?
Do we hear 900? 900?

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Nine hundred, going once,
900 going twice.

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And 900 going three times.

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And sold to hometown hero,

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Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison,
for 900 dollars.

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I wouldn't cash that
for about six months.

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What?

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Come to papa! Cosmos!

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Whoo!

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Daryl? Where is it?

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I'm sorry. I didn't check the box.

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- Where's the Atari?

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- Whoa!
- There's no Atari in here!

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That does not mean
you can trash this unit!

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I'm up against it, man, I'm--

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Oh, no. My store.

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My wrists aren't
what they used to be. I just...

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I need a win, man. I need...

216
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I need a win.

217
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When are you gonna stop
looking for treasure

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inside a storage unit...

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and recognize that the real treasure...

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...is inside your heart?

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Let's roll, everyone.

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This man has no respect
for the storage community.

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Daryl.

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Oh, man.

225
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Oh, no!

226
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Oh, man!

227
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What the frick?

228
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Look, Chuglass
was not my first choice either,

229
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but it was Mom's dying wish
for us to live here.

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Or at least that's how I interpreted it.

231
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Yeah, I read something online.

232
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This place sucks.

233
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Anyways, rent is super low,

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and I've got a full-time gig here,

235
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so it's not really an offer
we can turn down right now.

236
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Yeah, I get it.

237
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Look, I think you're really
gonna like it here.

238
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What's going on with that dude?

239
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Oh my gosh, Henry,
we're in Chuglass.

240
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Say hi to Chuggy the Chip.

241
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All right.
This is the new neighborhood.

242
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When was this house built?

243
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It's so nice to meet you.

244
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Yeah, nice to meet you.

245
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Uh, your new bosses sent you this.

246
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Oh...

247
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Yeah, people love working
at the potato chip factory.

248
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Yeah, well, I'm, uh,

249
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I'm running their socials
for a little bit.

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I said I'd get
their follower count past 75.

251
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Nice! You must be Henry.

252
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Nice to meet you. I'm Dawn.

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Hi. Why is there an alpaca
hanging out of your car?

254
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Well, real estate's not my only hustle.

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I also do some mobile zoo stuff
on the side.

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Anyhoo, I gotta run.

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Call me if you need anything.

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Also... I'm really sorry about your mom.

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It's really brave what you're doing.

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I hope you know that.

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Thank you.

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Chill out, man. I'm coming.

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Golly!

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Henry, breakfast is ready.

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I'm coming.

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Check it out.

267
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I made you Mom's signature
Tater Tot breakfast pizza.

268
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,229
So you can hand out slices
on your first day.

269
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,398
I thought you wanted me to seem normal.

270
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,399
I do.

271
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,340
I'm just trying to help you out.

272
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,336
I got you some body spray.

273
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,571
Signature scents are huge here.

274
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:40,340
Velvet Mischief?

275
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,108
You're gonna want to spray it
and then walk into it.

276
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,210
Don't be too direct. It's really powerful.

277
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,346
- Okay.
- Love you.

278
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,214
Love you, too.

279
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,170
Smells like banana bread and poo.

280
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,718
Your store's really cool.

281
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:26,219
Yeah, I know.

282
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,221
Looking for anything in particular?

283
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,156
Nah, just checking some stuff out.

284
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,659
Non-committal. Classic loser mentality.

285
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,593
I can help.

286
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,763
I'm starting a mentorship program

287
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,332
for people who want to win
at the game of life.

288
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,568
- Fifty bucks an hour.
- Cool.

289
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,303
How do you actually win at life?

290
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,473
That's literally the answer
I charge money for.

291
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,643
Tots. What's with the breakfast pizza?

292
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:51,611
My sister made it.

293
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,800
I'm supposed to hand out slices
at school to make friends.

294
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,782
A little desperate for day one,
don't you think?

295
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,190
I also notice that
you're wearing Velvet Mischief.

296
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,870
It's a wonderful cologne.

297
00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:02,622
And I strongly believe
that every young man

298
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,957
should have his own signature scent.

299
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,930
I didn't think I applied very much.

300
00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:09,529
Listen, I'm gonna give you
a hot Garbage tip.

301
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,765
Friendship is like a puzzle.

302
00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,666
Sometimes you think
you need lots of pieces to be cool.

303
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,136
And sometimes
it's just one piece to be cool.

304
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:17,637
And people will be like,

305
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,839
"That's not a puzzle, that's a picture."

306
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,809
And they have a right to speak, too.

307
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:24,611
Any questions?

308
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:25,945
Yeah. Quite a few, actually.

309
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:29,215
Listen, kid.
The point is, there's no "I" in team.

310
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,151
But there are two in winning.

311
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,687
Okay, well, I gotta go to school.

312
00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,488
Whatever, nerd. Just leave the pizza.

313
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,562
All right.
Let's put this nametag on.

314
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:45,532
Uh, why does it have an exclamation point?

315
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:49,202
Oh, Henry,
we're just so thrilled to have you.

316
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,838
You know,
you're the first student to enroll here,

317
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:55,410
ever since that article came out
about the school rankings.

318
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,144
Anyway,
I'm Vice Principal Marlene,

319
00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,879
and I'm an open book.

320
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,848
You probably heard
that my husband, Clemente,

321
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,683
recently divorced me.

322
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,520
And to be honest,
I expected it to hurt more than it does.

323
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,825
You know, the fire went out
on our marriage 20 years ago,

324
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,361
but we stuck it out for the dogs.

325
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:18,665
Okay, let's get you to your first class.

326
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,701
Good morning.

327
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,570
Just a little something about myself.

328
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,272
I teach gym, I teach art.

329
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:30,543
Financially,
I'm living in a nightmare, okay?

330
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,613
I wouldn't wish my life on my worst enemy.

331
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,416
Last year, I claimed
4,000 dollars on my tax return.

332
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:40,186
So in the summer, I do clams
and oysters down by the airport.

333
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:43,423
But most of my money is tied up
in a drone kiosk at the mall.

334
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,960
Okay, today we're gonna do a still life.

335
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,230
One orange, one banana.

336
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,731
Let's get after it, people.

337
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,114
What is this?

338
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,616
Don't you know what a still life is?

339
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,317
It means you just draw the thing.

340
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,919
Do the assignment next time.

341
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,389
That jetpack would never work.

342
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,591
It's kind of foolproof, actually.
It's just math.

343
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,940
My dad said math has been debunked.

344
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,297
Check it out. New kid thinks
he's a rocket scientist.

345
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,766
I'd love to be a rocket scientist.

346
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:27,901
So prove it.

347
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,931
All right. Count us down, guys.

348
00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:02,200
Five, four, three, two, one!

349
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,809
Okay, so I know
that we're all very excited

350
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,111
about the new rebrand,

351
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,879
but I don't think you should

352
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,382
call your party bags, "Salt Sacks."

353
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,630
Chuggy!

354
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,531
Oh, no!

355
00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:39,639
I was never here, okay?

356
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,244
Well, the good news is nobody died.

357
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,980
I'm sorry, okay? It was an accident.

358
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,349
This could be grounds
for expulsion, Henry.

359
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,418
I need you to call your guardian.

360
00:20:58,191 --> 00:20:59,225
Game Over World.

361
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,610
Hey, uh, Mr. Garbage Man, it's Henry.

362
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:02,762
The kid with the Tater Tot
breakfast pizza?

363
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,397
Oh, yeah.

364
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,533
I have a weird favor to ask.

365
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:09,690
Uh, could you come to my school
and pretend to be my uncle?

366
00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:10,904
No way. I don't do that stuff anymore.

367
00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:12,539
I have 26 bucks.

368
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,781
Hi, I'm Henry's uncle.

369
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,510
You?

370
00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:26,453
The Trash Bag?

371
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,455
It's actually "Garbage Man."

372
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,690
Garbage Man, huh?

373
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:34,940
You can bag me up
and take me to the curb anytime.

374
00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:36,396
But you gotta bungee the lid

375
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,598
'cause I got a lot of raccoons in there.

376
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,635
Whoever divorced you is a complete idiot.

377
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,279
I just don't get it.
It should have worked.

378
00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:55,148
The math is right.

379
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,384
But I probably
just cost my sister her job.

380
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,219
Oh, wow.

381
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:01,621
You're super creative.

382
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,290
Hey, since you're going to juvie,

383
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,659
you mind if I get this flyer back?

384
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,995
Paper don't grow on trees, and...

385
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,797
not really allowed in Kinko's anymore.

386
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,232
Well, you can have my book, too.

387
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,668
'Cause I'm done with it.

388
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,574
So what's this stupid junk?

389
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,976
Who cares?

390
00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,512
Probably some new age bullcrap.

391
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,981
I could let it go for like 950.

392
00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:29,616
I wonder what it does.

393
00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:36,690
Hey. Instructions.

394
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:41,961
"Never, under any circumstances,
combine the Orb and Crystal."

395
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,506
Uh, wait...

396
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,475
"Do not follow this Orb,

397
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,710
even if you're a struggling business owner

398
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,311
and need a ton of cash fast

399
00:22:58,311 --> 00:23:00,947
because there's loads
of treasure down here."

400
00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,449
Hey, dude. Dude?

401
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:03,983
It feels like it wants to go somewhere.

402
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,785
What?

403
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,825
I'm sorry. I tried everything.
I didn't know who else to call.

404
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,693
No, it's okay. What's going on?

405
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,228
Henry's missing. I tried the school.

406
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,363
I tried his phone a million times.

407
00:23:16,363 --> 00:23:17,297
He's not answering.

408
00:23:17,297 --> 00:23:18,631
He was supposed to be home hours ago.

409
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,233
I thought he'd still be in detention

410
00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:22,235
for blowing up Chuggy The Chip.

411
00:23:23,303 --> 00:23:25,472
- That was him?
- Give me your phone.

412
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:27,674
Oh, my gosh. Oh, I can't believe this.

413
00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:29,909
We're here for one day,
and he's already the town villain.

414
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,144
Got him!

415
00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:34,214
He's fine. He's just playing
in an abandoned mineshaft.

416
00:23:34,214 --> 00:23:35,982
What?

417
00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:38,151
Come on. I'll drive.

418
00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:40,253
You can feed Mr. Scribbles
this busted carrot

419
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:42,220
if you wanna keep
that pretty face of yours.

420
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,900
Hop in.

421
00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:45,692
Okay.

422
00:23:50,397 --> 00:23:52,650
You go first.
I'll cover your six.

423
00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:53,333
Yeah, yeah. I got you.

424
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,537
Danger. Whatever.

425
00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:08,581
Whoa.

426
00:24:10,830 --> 00:24:11,551
Whoa.

427
00:24:21,361 --> 00:24:22,696
- Henry!
- Oh, gosh!

428
00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,310
What are you doing down here?

429
00:24:25,432 --> 00:24:27,233
- Who's this guy?
- He's my new mentor.

430
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:28,868
Who, me? Oh.

431
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,103
I'm sorry. What?

432
00:24:30,103 --> 00:24:32,405
Hey, guys! Guys!

433
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:34,140
It's pulling me, guys.

434
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,942
Whoa!

435
00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:36,910
Oh, Henry!

436
00:24:40,113 --> 00:24:42,782
Henry, let go of that thing!

437
00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:09,242
Oh, man, my butt. My butt.

438
00:25:36,169 --> 00:25:37,270
Yep.

439
00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:39,472
We're not in Idaho anymore.

440
00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,708
I think this is Wyoming.

441
00:25:42,342 --> 00:25:43,710
Wait, who are you again?

442
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,146
Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison.

443
00:25:46,146 --> 00:25:48,148
Gamer of the Year, 1989.

444
00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:50,817
Whatever. I barely think about it.

445
00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,887
What the heck?

446
00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:56,656
Oooh.

447
00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:58,358
If that's what I think it is,

448
00:25:58,358 --> 00:26:00,126
it could be our first quest giver.

449
00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:02,896
I'll do the talking.

450
00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:05,165
All right, yeah!

451
00:26:05,165 --> 00:26:07,330
- Henry!
- Yeah, Henry!

452
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:08,368
Come on back here.

453
00:26:08,368 --> 00:26:10,360
What are you doing?

454
00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:12,405
Hmm.

455
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,408
Hmmm...

456
00:26:16,343 --> 00:26:17,811
Huh-huh.

457
00:26:19,346 --> 00:26:20,980
Uh-huh...

458
00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:31,591
Listen up, you swine!

459
00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:35,362
If you can't find more gold,

460
00:26:35,362 --> 00:26:38,898
I'll just send you
to the Overworld to zombify.

461
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,690
You!

462
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,105
What are you making?

463
00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:48,441
Come closer. It's all right.

464
00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:50,577
Come on. I'm not gonna bite you.

465
00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:54,914
Oh! How pretty.

466
00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:58,180
But how will that help me find more gold?

467
00:26:59,419 --> 00:27:00,720
Oops.

468
00:27:01,388 --> 00:27:02,455
Huh?

469
00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:03,957
What?

470
00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:08,561
Well, looky what we have here.

471
00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:17,604
Our time has come.

472
00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:29,783
Roundling!

473
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:31,785
Malgosha!

474
00:27:31,785 --> 00:27:33,720
Was I unclear when I said

475
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,123
no one was to waste time
on art or leisure?

476
00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:43,960
The Orb has returned.

477
00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:45,899
It can't be.

478
00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:47,467
Dennis?

479
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:52,439
You stole it from me,
and now you will retrieve it.

480
00:27:53,273 --> 00:27:55,742
It would be a privilege, my liege.

481
00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:58,244
We're going to unbind you now.

482
00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:01,481
Don't do anything stupid.

483
00:28:01,481 --> 00:28:02,816
Of course not.

484
00:28:02,816 --> 00:28:04,517
You can trust this little dungeon pup.

485
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,619
Let me just--
Sneak attack--

486
00:28:06,619 --> 00:28:09,189
Go ahead. Strike me down.

487
00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:13,326
My piglins will make a meal
of your beautiful wolf.

488
00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:14,994
How do I know you're telling the truth?

489
00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:17,464
There's only one way to find out.

490
00:28:17,464 --> 00:28:20,467
The Orb for your little dog's life.

491
00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:27,140
Hah-rr...

492
00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:29,275
Huh.

493
00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:31,144
Hrr...

494
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:34,447
Hm?

495
00:28:34,848 --> 00:28:36,182
Mm-hm.

496
00:28:47,270 --> 00:28:49,620
Hola, wise Quest Giver.

497
00:28:49,963 --> 00:28:51,564
We humbly seek gold.

498
00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:54,567
Give us a quest that will lead us
to your treasure load.

499
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,736
Garbage Man, I work in the animal field,

500
00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:58,638
and I am telling you, that thing

501
00:28:58,638 --> 00:29:00,407
doesn't understand a word you're saying.

502
00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:01,841
Shh...

503
00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:03,410
We're talking.

504
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,211
Sorry about that.
What were you saying?

505
00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:07,247
Okay. Come on, Henry.
We're going home.

506
00:29:15,522 --> 00:29:17,230
That feel quick to anyone else?

507
00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:18,224
Yeah.

508
00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:27,567
All right, everyone.

509
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,235
Stay calm.

510
00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:30,603
Relaje.

511
00:29:31,738 --> 00:29:33,173
Free Garbage tip.

512
00:29:34,174 --> 00:29:38,345
Fear is just weakness
hijacking your body's cockpit.

513
00:29:38,345 --> 00:29:40,213
What in the hell?

514
00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:43,583
And if that happens,
you can say vaya con Dios

515
00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:46,219
to your body plane's navigation system.

516
00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:47,420
What?

517
00:29:47,420 --> 00:29:50,857
Yeah, Garbage Man
isn't speaking English or español.

518
00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:54,461
What am I doing here?

519
00:30:02,202 --> 00:30:03,136
Run!

520
00:30:04,371 --> 00:30:05,205
Garrett!

521
00:30:05,205 --> 00:30:07,707
I'm sorry! Dead dudes
can't win Gamer of the Year!

522
00:30:37,604 --> 00:30:38,738
Henry!

523
00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:44,411
Whoa!

524
00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:57,290
- Oh!
- Yo! We got a zombie problem!

525
00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:58,758
We need to go right now!

526
00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:00,427
Henry, come on!

527
00:31:00,794 --> 00:31:02,796
It's not a good time to stop.

528
00:31:03,463 --> 00:31:04,864
Henry! Hurry up!

529
00:31:21,514 --> 00:31:22,882
How's he doing that?

530
00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:24,784
I don't know, but it might work.

531
00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:27,354
This way! Faster!

532
00:31:27,354 --> 00:31:28,355
You got this.

533
00:31:28,355 --> 00:31:30,230
- Go, Henry!
- Don't slow down, boy.

534
00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:32,659
Don't you slow down!
You can do this!

535
00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:35,228
Keep going, Henry!
Come on, come on! Quickly!

536
00:31:35,228 --> 00:31:37,230
Faster, faster, faster! Come on!

537
00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:22,542
Oh, my gosh. I'm so sor--

538
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,288
Henry!

539
00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:37,524
Help me, please! Henry!

540
00:32:37,891 --> 00:32:40,226
Garrett! Garrett, over here!

541
00:32:44,564 --> 00:32:45,298
Garrett!

542
00:32:45,865 --> 00:32:46,866
What are you doing?

543
00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:48,635
They're right behind you!

544
00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:50,570
- Up here!
- Garrett, over here!

545
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,543
Oh, no! That can't be good!

546
00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:58,144
You idiot. Run!

547
00:32:58,578 --> 00:33:01,548
- Watch out!
- Hit it and run!

548
00:33:01,548 --> 00:33:03,583
Open the door!

549
00:33:06,753 --> 00:33:08,488
Hai! Go away!

550
00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:14,794
Come on! Let's push
that booger-looking box-head!

551
00:33:18,631 --> 00:33:21,334
Oh, man. Oh, boy!

552
00:33:21,935 --> 00:33:24,938
Oh! You're movi-- Oh!

553
00:33:24,938 --> 00:33:27,440
Hank! Oh, man.

554
00:33:27,941 --> 00:33:29,476
Oh, man, no!

555
00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:21,528
Whooo!

556
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:31,871
Kyaa! Hyaa!

557
00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:36,509
Ha-hah! Taste it!

558
00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:42,515
Skyy-ah!

559
00:34:43,817 --> 00:34:45,752
Sneak attack!

560
00:34:50,490 --> 00:34:51,991
Uh-oh...

561
00:34:57,864 --> 00:34:59,232
Huh?

562
00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:04,671
Ha-hah!

563
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,607
Who are you?

564
00:35:07,907 --> 00:35:08,875
I...

565
00:35:09,676 --> 00:35:11,177
...am Steve.

566
00:35:12,846 --> 00:35:15,515
Who are you people? Where's Dennis?

567
00:35:15,515 --> 00:35:17,717
Dennis? Who's--
We don't know any Dennis.

568
00:35:17,717 --> 00:35:18,718
Then how'd you get that?

569
00:35:18,718 --> 00:35:21,921
Hey. Relaje, muchacho.
This is my property.

570
00:35:21,921 --> 00:35:23,957
Do you even know what that is?

571
00:35:23,957 --> 00:35:25,859
It's the Orb of Dominance.

572
00:35:25,859 --> 00:35:26,860
It's a cube.

573
00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:28,528
Okay.

574
00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:29,629
You people seriously

575
00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:31,264
have no idea what you're dealing with.

576
00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:33,600
Hand it over and no one gets hurt.

577
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,467
No way!

578
00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:36,136
Okay, we need this thing to get home.

579
00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:39,720
I hate to take a big,
fat dumparoo on your plans,

580
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:40,407
but you can't get home.

581
00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:42,776
W-W-Wait. What do you mean
we can't get home?

582
00:35:42,776 --> 00:35:44,611
Not without the Earth Crystal.

583
00:35:44,611 --> 00:35:47,981
You mean that little boxy thing?
Garbage Man busted it.

584
00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:48,782
Nuh-uh.

585
00:35:49,115 --> 00:35:51,718
Listen, Henry, why don't you hold this?

586
00:35:51,718 --> 00:35:53,820
You got those good Frodo vibes, kid.

587
00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:55,880
I got Frodo vibes.

588
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:56,923
Are you implying that we're stuck here?

589
00:35:57,257 --> 00:35:57,957
Yes!

590
00:35:57,957 --> 00:35:59,659
Unless you get the Earth Crystal.

591
00:35:59,659 --> 00:36:01,327
It's your only way home.

592
00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:03,797
There's only one way
you could ever replace it,

593
00:36:03,797 --> 00:36:05,650
at the Woodland Mansion,

594
00:36:05,650 --> 00:36:07,333
but going there would get you all killed!

595
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:08,968
Well, so would staying here.

596
00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:11,237
Fair enough.

597
00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:12,472
Listen, I can get you home,

598
00:36:12,472 --> 00:36:14,274
but then you gotta give me that Orb.

599
00:36:14,274 --> 00:36:15,742
So, what are you gonna do with it?

600
00:36:15,742 --> 00:36:17,477
None of your concern!

601
00:36:17,944 --> 00:36:21,147
So, what do you say? Do we have a deal?

602
00:36:21,147 --> 00:36:22,682
He did just kill, like, 20 zombies.

603
00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:25,285
Pfft! More like 15, but okay.

604
00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:27,587
All right, Steve.

605
00:36:28,321 --> 00:36:29,422
Under two conditions.

606
00:36:29,422 --> 00:36:32,625
One, always address me,
because I'm the leader.

607
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:34,661
Two, if you double-cross us...

608
00:36:36,763 --> 00:36:39,866
...I will crack your cabeza
with my butt cheeks like a walnut.

609
00:36:40,834 --> 00:36:42,769
This guy is such a toolbag.

610
00:36:43,169 --> 00:36:44,400
I'm so sorry.

611
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,773
We just met this man,
and he's not the leader.

612
00:36:46,773 --> 00:36:48,375
Hmm!

613
00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:50,276
Well, it looks like
Dr. Swollenstein here

614
00:36:50,276 --> 00:36:52,345
just got himself a deal.

615
00:36:54,514 --> 00:36:55,482
Ooh.

616
00:36:57,984 --> 00:36:59,319
Oh, my God.

617
00:36:59,319 --> 00:37:00,653
All right.

618
00:37:00,653 --> 00:37:02,355
First we need to load up on some gear,

619
00:37:02,355 --> 00:37:04,124
or we're all gonna die.

620
00:37:04,124 --> 00:37:05,525
Let's go to Midport Village.

621
00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:08,661
This guy's lost his mind.

622
00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:09,729
Move out!

623
00:37:17,704 --> 00:37:19,739
Harr.

624
00:37:23,677 --> 00:37:25,780
Hurrr...

625
00:37:26,479 --> 00:37:27,881
Mm-hm!

626
00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:34,220
- Hrrr...
- Oh, no. Not again.

627
00:37:34,220 --> 00:37:35,989
Oh!

628
00:37:35,989 --> 00:37:37,724
I am so sorry.

629
00:37:37,724 --> 00:37:40,260
Oh, my God. Are you all right?
Oh, my God.

630
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:42,429
Oh, my God. Are you all right?

631
00:37:44,998 --> 00:37:46,766
Your head is huge.

632
00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:48,168
Harr...

633
00:37:48,168 --> 00:37:50,370
You're not gonna sue me, are you?

634
00:37:50,770 --> 00:37:52,205
Because everyone wants to sue me

635
00:37:52,205 --> 00:37:54,708
once I hit them
with my Jeep Grand Cherokee.

636
00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:57,243
- Hurr.
- Oh, my.

637
00:37:57,711 --> 00:38:00,130
How about this?
What if I just take you to dinner?

638
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,248
Would you like to go to dinner?

639
00:38:02,248 --> 00:38:03,383
Huh.

640
00:38:11,570 --> 00:38:13,727
Here it is. Midport Village.

641
00:38:13,727 --> 00:38:15,562
I got a secret stash of elite loot

642
00:38:15,562 --> 00:38:17,630
that'll help us survive
the Woodland Mansion.

643
00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:19,966
Whoa, whoa, whoa, who are these guys?

644
00:38:19,966 --> 00:38:22,680
Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers.

645
00:38:22,435 --> 00:38:24,904
They're total pacifists and vegetarians.

646
00:38:24,904 --> 00:38:26,973
You don't bug them, they won't bug you.

647
00:38:26,973 --> 00:38:30,577
They just like to chill, trade,
and eat buttloads of bread.

648
00:38:30,577 --> 00:38:32,145
They love crushing loaf.

649
00:38:32,145 --> 00:38:33,580
So they built all this?

650
00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:34,948
Yeah, most of it.

651
00:38:34,948 --> 00:38:38,585
But the good stuff you see,
that's all Steve.

652
00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:43,256
Whoa. Is he some kind of king?

653
00:38:43,256 --> 00:38:44,324
No.

654
00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:47,160
That's a legend.

655
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,829
Kid, anything you can dream about here,

656
00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:51,164
you can make.

657
00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:53,767
Zero limits.
You know what I'm talking about.

658
00:38:53,767 --> 00:38:55,835
- That was your tower, right?
- Yeah.

659
00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:58,171
Pretty killer for a first build.

660
00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:03,343
Relax. It's just an Iron Golem.

661
00:39:03,343 --> 00:39:04,778
Local security force.

662
00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:09,182
But they're a bunch of big softies!

663
00:39:12,619 --> 00:39:14,521
Unless you start messing
with the villagers.

664
00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:15,655
Don't ever do that!

665
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:17,590
This place makes no sense.

666
00:39:17,590 --> 00:39:18,825
Come with me!

667
00:39:20,994 --> 00:39:23,329
Yo, I need protein,
like, pronto.

668
00:39:23,329 --> 00:39:25,598
I got just the place, buddy.

669
00:39:29,669 --> 00:39:30,537
Hello there.

670
00:39:31,104 --> 00:39:32,372
Whoo-hoo!

671
00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:35,275
Oh, dude, I got goose pimples
just walking up on it.

672
00:39:35,942 --> 00:39:36,943
You ever wonder what happens

673
00:39:36,943 --> 00:39:39,145
when you mix hot lava and chicken?

674
00:39:39,612 --> 00:39:42,315
I did, and you're about to find out.

675
00:39:43,950 --> 00:39:44,784
Uh-oh!

676
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,192
Mm?

677
00:39:52,192 --> 00:39:53,693
You hear that?

678
00:39:53,693 --> 00:39:55,161
That's the sound of sizzle-een.

679
00:39:55,161 --> 00:39:56,963
Mm-hm.

680
00:39:57,530 --> 00:39:59,666
Smell that smell.

681
00:39:59,666 --> 00:40:01,301
♪ La-la-la-lava ♪

682
00:40:01,301 --> 00:40:03,690
♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪

683
00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:06,239
♪ Steve's Lava Chicken
Yeah, it's tasty as hell ♪

684
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,309
♪ Ooh, mamacita
Now you're ringing the bell ♪

685
00:40:09,309 --> 00:40:12,379
♪ Crispy and juicy
Now you're having a snack ♪

686
00:40:12,379 --> 00:40:16,649
♪ Ooh, super spicy
It's a lava attack! ♪

687
00:40:22,188 --> 00:40:23,423
I have a small business too.

688
00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:26,493
But one thing I try to do
is not have my jingle suck butt.

689
00:40:29,929 --> 00:40:31,865
Friggin' loser.

690
00:40:31,865 --> 00:40:34,567
Pass the bird, turkey.

691
00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:37,370
I'm not a little wimp like big Steve here.

692
00:40:37,370 --> 00:40:39,539
I crave heat. And I crave pain.

693
00:40:39,539 --> 00:40:41,700
Garrett, wait!

694
00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:42,876
Hear my words.

695
00:40:42,876 --> 00:40:45,111
That chicken was just cooked in hot lava.

696
00:40:45,111 --> 00:40:46,579
Let it cool down, man.

697
00:40:51,170 --> 00:40:52,385
Mm-hm.

698
00:40:58,910 --> 00:40:59,292
Not bad.

699
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:09,703
Garbage Man... you're a big-time idiot.

700
00:41:13,606 --> 00:41:14,908
What is it?

701
00:41:14,908 --> 00:41:17,143
What?

702
00:41:18,645 --> 00:41:21,915
General Chungus! Get over here.

703
00:41:32,225 --> 00:41:35,950
Hey, Malgosha. What's going on?

704
00:41:35,950 --> 00:41:38,565
Your old dungeon buddy, Steve,
has betrayed us.

705
00:41:38,565 --> 00:41:40,100
Well, that's a bummer.

706
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,802
The Orb is with four Roundlings.

707
00:41:42,802 --> 00:41:45,500
My spies tell me he has taken them

708
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:47,700
to his lava chicken shack.

709
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:49,943
No way. I love that place.

710
00:41:49,943 --> 00:41:52,145
♪ La-la-la-lava
Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪

711
00:41:52,412 --> 00:41:53,279
Shut up!

712
00:41:53,279 --> 00:41:55,782
Take your finest warriors,
bring me that Orb,

713
00:41:55,782 --> 00:41:57,450
and kill the Roundlings.

714
00:41:57,450 --> 00:42:00,687
So, like, you want me
to end his life or whatever?

715
00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:02,220
Are you serious?

716
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:03,790
What do you think I'm talking about?

717
00:42:03,790 --> 00:42:04,958
Okay.

718
00:42:04,958 --> 00:42:07,594
I was just kinda confused there
for a second.

719
00:42:08,795 --> 00:42:11,631
Take this Nether wart
so you don't zombify.

720
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,368
Your Majesty, I don't think this
is gonna be enough to go around.

721
00:42:15,368 --> 00:42:16,703
Deal with it!

722
00:42:16,703 --> 00:42:17,871
No worries.

723
00:42:19,205 --> 00:42:21,274
All right. Drink up, guys.

724
00:42:21,274 --> 00:42:23,430
You don't wanna zombify up there.

725
00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:24,878
But just tiny sips, okay?

726
00:42:27,947 --> 00:42:29,149
Harr...

727
00:42:29,149 --> 00:42:32,686
Okay, so, how do we find
this Woodland Mansion thing?

728
00:42:32,686 --> 00:42:34,554
Over the mountains, into the dark forest,

729
00:42:34,554 --> 00:42:36,823
right beyond the massive red shrooms.

730
00:42:37,157 --> 00:42:40,393
- Massive red shrooms?
- Mm-hm. Big old red ones.

731
00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:43,163
We need to find a real map, Steve.

732
00:42:43,163 --> 00:42:45,799
This place is dangerous,
and I need to get my brother out of here.

733
00:42:45,799 --> 00:42:48,368
Well, it seems like
he's having a pretty good time.

734
00:42:48,368 --> 00:42:51,404
Look, your brother has a gift.
You know that, right?

735
00:42:51,404 --> 00:42:53,406
You should let him explore it.

736
00:42:53,406 --> 00:42:55,742
Creativity in this world
is key to survival.

737
00:42:55,742 --> 00:42:57,344
Okay, well, in the real world,

738
00:42:57,344 --> 00:42:59,312
things are a little bit different.

739
00:42:59,312 --> 00:43:01,681
Creative kids get picked last for gym,

740
00:43:01,681 --> 00:43:03,160
they sit at the bummer lunch table

741
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,484
and they get bullied.

742
00:43:04,484 --> 00:43:06,520
Don't I know it.

743
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,221
Do you even realize
what he did back home?

744
00:43:08,221 --> 00:43:10,223
He blew up Chuggy The Chip!

745
00:43:10,223 --> 00:43:12,359
Well, maybe I belong in this world.

746
00:43:13,326 --> 00:43:14,694
Henry, that's not what I meant.

747
00:43:15,195 --> 00:43:17,530
That's not what I was saying at all.

748
00:43:18,765 --> 00:43:20,333
Just so you know,

749
00:43:21,670 --> 00:43:23,370
I'm more of a sister to Hank
than you'll ever be.

750
00:43:25,171 --> 00:43:26,600
Yeah.

751
00:43:28,241 --> 00:43:30,760
Spin kick.

752
00:43:31,110 --> 00:43:33,380
- You okay?
- Fine.

753
00:43:34,347 --> 00:43:35,682
Look, I found one of these

754
00:43:35,682 --> 00:43:37,851
big-headed-looking dudes
that sells maps.

755
00:43:37,851 --> 00:43:39,586
Looks legit. Come on.

756
00:43:42,188 --> 00:43:44,357
Welcome to the stash.

757
00:43:44,891 --> 00:43:45,859
TNT.

758
00:43:45,859 --> 00:43:49,290
Firework rockets.
Also good for propulsion.

759
00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:50,563
Boots of Swiftness.

760
00:43:50,563 --> 00:43:52,980
Diamond armor, full set.

761
00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:54,434
And blades for days.

762
00:43:55,350 --> 00:43:57,604
Everything we'll need
to make it to Woodland Mansion.

763
00:43:58,204 --> 00:43:59,305
Whoa.

764
00:44:02,308 --> 00:44:03,977
Bogus layout, bro.

765
00:44:04,911 --> 00:44:06,446
Look but don't touch.

766
00:44:06,446 --> 00:44:08,915
Those are some of my favorite treasures.

767
00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:13,987
Hrr.

768
00:44:19,592 --> 00:44:20,960
What's this junk?

769
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,896
That is an Ender Pearl.

770
00:44:23,229 --> 00:44:24,898
Teleports you
to wherever you throw it.

771
00:44:26,990 --> 00:44:28,100
- Yeah, right.
- No!

772
00:44:30,637 --> 00:44:31,604
Oh, God.

773
00:44:31,604 --> 00:44:32,639
What the...

774
00:44:32,639 --> 00:44:34,974
And that was the only one I had.

775
00:44:34,974 --> 00:44:36,760
No biggie.

776
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,778
Almost died fighting an Enderman for it.

777
00:44:39,112 --> 00:44:40,413
Come with me.

778
00:44:46,453 --> 00:44:48,788
This is a crafting table.

779
00:44:48,788 --> 00:44:49,956
Here's how it works.

780
00:44:49,956 --> 00:44:53,930
You place these elements
in different patterns,

781
00:44:53,930 --> 00:44:55,280
and kaboom!

782
00:44:57,330 --> 00:44:59,666
You got yourself a sweet blade.

783
00:45:02,268 --> 00:45:03,503
You wanna see a blade?

784
00:45:04,704 --> 00:45:06,439
I'll show you a blade.

785
00:45:07,374 --> 00:45:09,175
Yeah!

786
00:45:11,644 --> 00:45:12,645
Hammer.

787
00:45:13,847 --> 00:45:14,948
Kadoosh!

788
00:45:14,948 --> 00:45:16,316
Ahh...

789
00:45:17,617 --> 00:45:20,530
That's okay, bud.
Buckets are useful here.

790
00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:23,156
Yeah. They're cool, Garrett.
They're like nunchucks.

791
00:45:23,156 --> 00:45:26,126
Yeah, I know. That's why I made them.

792
00:45:26,860 --> 00:45:27,827
They're...

793
00:45:28,728 --> 00:45:29,896
Buck-Chuckets.

794
00:45:30,196 --> 00:45:31,731
Uh... they're what?

795
00:45:34,968 --> 00:45:35,969
Hey, can I try something else?

796
00:45:35,969 --> 00:45:37,737
Abso-rootin'-tootly.

797
00:45:42,642 --> 00:45:44,100
Bro, you had Tots the whole time?

798
00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:44,878
Yeah. Sorry.

799
00:45:47,647 --> 00:45:49,315
Ohh!

800
00:45:50,830 --> 00:45:51,184
It's a Tot Launcher.

801
00:45:51,551 --> 00:45:54,540
Dude, you just took boring junk
from the real world

802
00:45:54,540 --> 00:45:55,755
to create something amazing.

803
00:45:55,755 --> 00:45:57,190
That is next-level.

804
00:45:57,190 --> 00:45:58,158
Hank?

805
00:45:58,158 --> 00:45:59,759
Can I play with your Tot Launcher
when you're done?

806
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,661
- Yeah.
- Sweet.

807
00:46:01,661 --> 00:46:04,230
Hey, Steve.
Can I talk to you for a second?

808
00:46:04,531 --> 00:46:05,765
Sure thing.

809
00:46:13,173 --> 00:46:14,341
What's up?

810
00:46:14,341 --> 00:46:16,376
You know that note you left with the Orb?

811
00:46:16,376 --> 00:46:17,744
The one about the riches?

812
00:46:18,411 --> 00:46:19,112
I read it.

813
00:46:19,412 --> 00:46:21,348
Yeah. There's riches everywhere.

814
00:46:21,348 --> 00:46:24,500
I keep a fat stash of diamonds
at the Redstone Mines.

815
00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:25,185
So this treasure load,

816
00:46:25,185 --> 00:46:27,220
is it on the way to this Mansion place?

817
00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:29,189
Not really. It's a major detour.

818
00:46:29,189 --> 00:46:31,224
Plus, the mines can be perilous.

819
00:46:31,224 --> 00:46:32,959
Let me keep it simple for you, Steve.

820
00:46:35,562 --> 00:46:38,640
No diamonds, no Orb.

821
00:46:39,599 --> 00:46:40,800
You smell what I'm steppin' in?

822
00:46:43,303 --> 00:46:44,704
Hurr...

823
00:46:46,873 --> 00:46:48,410
Good day.

824
00:46:48,410 --> 00:46:49,275
Huh...

825
00:46:50,110 --> 00:46:54,470
We need a map to the Woodland Mansion.

826
00:46:54,470 --> 00:46:55,448
Uhhrr-uhr?

827
00:46:55,448 --> 00:46:56,816
We just need a map.

828
00:46:58,251 --> 00:46:59,652
Uh-oh.

829
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:02,422
- Nat?
- Dawn?

830
00:47:02,422 --> 00:47:03,723
Something's going down.

831
00:47:22,409 --> 00:47:23,777
Huh.

832
00:47:25,845 --> 00:47:26,980
All right, guys,

833
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:29,482
just start trashing their produce.

834
00:47:29,482 --> 00:47:31,151
Villagers hate that.

835
00:47:59,879 --> 00:48:00,814
Who are these guys?

836
00:48:00,814 --> 00:48:03,216
Piglins. They must be after the Orb.

837
00:48:05,785 --> 00:48:09,155
Hey, Steve.
What's going on, dude?

838
00:48:09,489 --> 00:48:11,691
Crap! Chungus.

839
00:48:11,691 --> 00:48:15,695
I'm really sorry,
but I have to un-alive you and stuff.

840
00:48:16,863 --> 00:48:18,531
Malgosha double-crossed me.

841
00:48:19,366 --> 00:48:21,234
We just need that Orb thingy.

842
00:48:21,234 --> 00:48:22,302
You know this guy?

843
00:48:22,302 --> 00:48:24,838
Yeah, we used to get
into some dungeon stuff.

844
00:48:24,838 --> 00:48:26,806
He seems nice, but he's a killer!

845
00:48:26,806 --> 00:48:29,309
Wow, you look good, Bro-Hammer.

846
00:48:29,309 --> 00:48:30,543
You lose some weight?

847
00:48:30,543 --> 00:48:32,512
Stand back, boys.

848
00:48:32,512 --> 00:48:33,980
This pig is mine.

849
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:35,150
No.

850
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,551
I'm tired of you getting all the glory.

851
00:48:39,185 --> 00:48:40,487
This pig is mine.

852
00:48:49,529 --> 00:48:50,263
Steve!

853
00:49:06,579 --> 00:49:07,714
- We have to get to Henry.
- Yeah.

854
00:49:07,714 --> 00:49:09,150
Do you think we could take these guys?

855
00:49:18,291 --> 00:49:19,626
Come on, let's do this!

856
00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:20,860
Yeah, we got this!

857
00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:51,391
Hai!

858
00:49:53,226 --> 00:49:54,594
Nice moves, bro.

859
00:49:56,963 --> 00:49:58,665
Sorry.

860
00:50:04,804 --> 00:50:05,638
Yes!

861
00:50:13,413 --> 00:50:15,148
The party's over, bud.

862
00:50:15,148 --> 00:50:16,950
Just give me the Orb.

863
00:50:16,950 --> 00:50:18,952
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something!

864
00:50:19,319 --> 00:50:20,120
What?

865
00:50:20,620 --> 00:50:22,622
Whoa!

866
00:50:22,622 --> 00:50:23,490
Thanks, big guy.

867
00:50:23,923 --> 00:50:24,691
Ninja roll!

868
00:50:24,691 --> 00:50:26,760
What happened?

869
00:50:27,127 --> 00:50:28,928
I just saved your butt,
that's what happened.

870
00:50:28,928 --> 00:50:29,929
You can thank me later.

871
00:50:30,296 --> 00:50:32,365
We gotta get to the rampart. Follow me!

872
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,709
Henry!

873
00:50:44,711 --> 00:50:46,146
Nat, we have to go now.

874
00:50:46,146 --> 00:50:48,214
Dawn, I cannot leave him.
He's my entire family.

875
00:50:48,214 --> 00:50:49,549
He needs you alive, okay?

876
00:50:49,549 --> 00:50:51,151
We'll meet him back
at the Woodland Mansion.

877
00:50:51,151 --> 00:50:53,219
We gotta go find the map guy! Come on!

878
00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:55,455
Follow me!

879
00:50:55,455 --> 00:50:57,657
- Garrett, what about Natalie?
- We'll meet her at the Mansion.

880
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,327
Come on, run!

881
00:51:08,234 --> 00:51:09,502
- Whoa!
- Whoa.

882
00:51:10,537 --> 00:51:11,738
Oh, great. Now what?

883
00:51:11,738 --> 00:51:12,739
Fr-r-rah!

884
00:51:13,139 --> 00:51:14,474
Elytra Wingsuits!

885
00:51:14,741 --> 00:51:16,910
Ska-tah! Ska-tah!

886
00:51:17,377 --> 00:51:18,780
Whoa!

887
00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:19,379
Head for those mountains.

888
00:51:19,379 --> 00:51:20,714
I thought we're going
to the Woodland Mansion.

889
00:51:20,714 --> 00:51:21,748
Hank, don't talk back to your elders.

890
00:51:21,748 --> 00:51:23,830
- But--
- Buh-bye.

891
00:51:28,888 --> 00:51:29,989
Those things work, right?

892
00:51:29,989 --> 00:51:30,857
Absolutely.

893
00:51:36,329 --> 00:51:38,231
Whoo-hoo!

894
00:51:38,231 --> 00:51:40,667
Check it out. I'm flying!

895
00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:42,268
Yeah!

896
00:51:45,839 --> 00:51:47,607
Buenos días.

897
00:51:47,607 --> 00:51:48,942
Which means, "See you later."

898
00:51:52,712 --> 00:51:55,181
No! I thought I grabbed three!

899
00:51:55,181 --> 00:51:58,718
Wait for me!

900
00:51:58,718 --> 00:51:59,786
Coming in hot!

901
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,980
No! No way, dude!

902
00:52:12,699 --> 00:52:13,933
Let go of my hair!

903
00:52:13,933 --> 00:52:16,269
Just relax. Let my hips guide you.

904
00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:17,737
It's the only way.

905
00:52:17,737 --> 00:52:20,400
What?

906
00:52:27,247 --> 00:52:30,830
Hank! We'll have a better chance
if we split up!

907
00:52:30,383 --> 00:52:31,985
- What?
- Ki-yai!

908
00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:48,668
Get off me!

909
00:52:49,803 --> 00:52:51,104
Get off me!

910
00:53:00,146 --> 00:53:01,581
Yee-hah!

911
00:53:06,686 --> 00:53:07,954
Yeah!

912
00:53:07,954 --> 00:53:10,957
Hoo-hoo!

913
00:53:15,795 --> 00:53:17,931
We got hog riders at our three o'clock!

914
00:53:21,334 --> 00:53:22,802
I got you, buddy!

915
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,943
They got us boxed in!

916
00:53:29,943 --> 00:53:31,544
Head for the tunnel!

917
00:53:31,544 --> 00:53:34,140
We're not gonna fit!
We're too chunky!

918
00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:35,682
We're gonna have to
go nose-to-toes.

919
00:53:35,682 --> 00:53:36,983
Full man sandwich.

920
00:53:36,983 --> 00:53:38,852
What? No. I'm not gonna do that!

921
00:53:38,852 --> 00:53:41,821
I'm ordering you to make
a full man sandwich!

922
00:53:41,821 --> 00:53:42,789
Okay!

923
00:53:50,397 --> 00:53:52,999
Yeah!

924
00:53:52,999 --> 00:53:55,135
Dang it! A lava bucket!

925
00:53:55,135 --> 00:53:58,400
- Okay. Tighten up!
- What?

926
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,600
There's still some
negative space back there!

927
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:01,700
We both know it!

928
00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:02,876
I'm trying to close the gaps!

929
00:54:02,876 --> 00:54:05,110
Okay, now get ready.

930
00:54:05,512 --> 00:54:07,347
I'm gonna squeeze for your safety.

931
00:54:07,347 --> 00:54:09,490
I understand.

932
00:54:09,490 --> 00:54:10,684
Whoo-hoo!

933
00:54:14,540 --> 00:54:16,523
Yeah!

934
00:54:17,157 --> 00:54:18,692
Yeah!

935
00:54:18,692 --> 00:54:20,393
Whoo-hoo!

936
00:54:29,335 --> 00:54:30,503
Get off me!

937
00:54:39,779 --> 00:54:40,847
Henry!

938
00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:44,851
Oh, crap.

939
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:57,300
Don't worry!

940
00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:59,432
I'm gonna cushion our fall
with this water bucket.

941
00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:01,267
Release!

942
00:55:11,578 --> 00:55:13,546
You can really fight, Nat.
You were kicking butt.

943
00:55:13,546 --> 00:55:15,448
Thanks! I have no idea
where it came from.

944
00:55:15,815 --> 00:55:16,783
There he is!

945
00:55:16,783 --> 00:55:18,752
Hey! Get back here!
We need a map!

946
00:55:18,752 --> 00:55:20,530
First, we need a boat.

947
00:55:20,530 --> 00:55:21,421
Okay, okay, uh...

948
00:55:21,421 --> 00:55:24,657
Okay, hurry.
The map guy's floating away!

949
00:55:28,595 --> 00:55:29,496
Boat magic!

950
00:55:32,799 --> 00:55:34,670
Hah-haah!

951
00:55:34,401 --> 00:55:36,503
Nat, that's the worst boat I've ever seen.

952
00:55:36,503 --> 00:55:38,238
I'm sorry. I have no idea what I'm doing.

953
00:55:38,238 --> 00:55:39,639
Forget it. Let's go, come on!

954
00:55:48,810 --> 00:55:50,583
Oh. Oh...

955
00:55:51,651 --> 00:55:52,619
Hrrr.

956
00:55:58,358 --> 00:55:59,492
No, thank you.

957
00:55:59,793 --> 00:56:00,794
Of course.

958
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,167
You know, I gotta tell you,
I'm having a great time.

959
00:56:07,167 --> 00:56:08,340
Huh.

960
00:56:08,340 --> 00:56:10,136
I, uh... I recently got divorced

961
00:56:10,136 --> 00:56:12,672
from my husband, Clemente, and...

962
00:56:13,540 --> 00:56:16,509
and the main reason is, you know, he...

963
00:56:16,876 --> 00:56:19,212
didn't have any personality, you know?

964
00:56:19,212 --> 00:56:21,348
I mean, not like you.

965
00:56:21,348 --> 00:56:22,782
Uh-huhh...

966
00:56:29,189 --> 00:56:30,690
You got
some talking to do, buddy.

967
00:56:30,690 --> 00:56:31,891
Hank and I want some answers.

968
00:56:32,325 --> 00:56:33,460
Like how are we gonna stop those pigs?

969
00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:35,280
And why does my beard
smell like gorgonzola?

970
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,162
Yeah, and who's that evil sorceress

971
00:56:36,162 --> 00:56:37,864
- you were talking about?
- Look!

972
00:56:38,531 --> 00:56:41,670
The sorceress is a piglin queen
called Malgosha.

973
00:56:41,670 --> 00:56:42,502
Those are her minions.

974
00:56:42,502 --> 00:56:43,570
She rules over them

975
00:56:43,570 --> 00:56:45,672
in a dark hellscape called the Nether.

976
00:56:46,306 --> 00:56:48,141
And I always keep a chunk of gorgonzola

977
00:56:48,141 --> 00:56:50,100
in my front pocket, okay?

978
00:56:50,877 --> 00:56:51,845
Listen!

979
00:56:52,812 --> 00:56:54,514
Malgosha's path to darkness

980
00:56:54,514 --> 00:56:56,416
started the way these things often do...

981
00:56:56,983 --> 00:57:00,754
during the semi-finals of
The Nether's Got Talent.

982
00:57:04,691 --> 00:57:08,695
Young Malgosha always dreamed
of being a world-class dancer.

983
00:57:10,230 --> 00:57:12,766
Her moves were pretty out there.

984
00:57:12,766 --> 00:57:15,168
No one in the Nether was ready for it.

985
00:57:18,672 --> 00:57:20,373
It crushed her.

986
00:57:21,741 --> 00:57:24,444
What'd I tell you about all that dancing?

987
00:57:24,444 --> 00:57:26,346
It's time for you to grow up.

988
00:57:26,346 --> 00:57:29,820
I'm tired of you chasing your dreams.

989
00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:32,118
Now, take this axe and go find some gold.

990
00:57:32,118 --> 00:57:34,854
That was such embarrassing dancing!

991
00:57:34,854 --> 00:57:36,356
So, from that day forward,

992
00:57:36,356 --> 00:57:39,192
she denounced all forms of creativity.

993
00:57:40,260 --> 00:57:43,897
If she ever gets that Orb,
she'll black out the sun.

994
00:57:43,897 --> 00:57:45,732
Nether wart will flourish.

995
00:57:45,732 --> 00:57:47,267
This beautiful world and everything in it

996
00:57:47,267 --> 00:57:48,468
will wither and die.

997
00:57:48,468 --> 00:57:50,136
And you were gonna give it to her?

998
00:57:50,136 --> 00:57:51,237
Great idea!

999
00:57:51,538 --> 00:57:53,206
I'm not gonna give it to her.

1000
00:57:53,206 --> 00:57:55,442
But I need that Orb for leverage.

1001
00:57:55,442 --> 00:57:57,544
I gotta save Dennis.

1002
00:57:57,544 --> 00:57:58,712
Come.

1003
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:04,500
The Woodland Mansion
is just beyond the Redstone Mountains.

1004
00:58:04,484 --> 00:58:06,786
We can go over or through.

1005
00:58:07,454 --> 00:58:08,588
Whatever's fastest.

1006
00:58:10,557 --> 00:58:12,920
Through will be faster.

1007
00:58:18,965 --> 00:58:20,400
General Chungus,

1008
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,236
you have failed me for the last time.

1009
00:58:23,236 --> 00:58:25,710
Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.

1010
00:58:25,710 --> 00:58:27,941
Bring out the beast!

1011
00:58:27,941 --> 00:58:30,343
What?

1012
00:58:30,343 --> 00:58:32,679
What do you mean you just
have to put the brain in?

1013
00:58:32,679 --> 00:58:35,181
Well, yes, it's a big deal.
Get it done!

1014
00:58:35,181 --> 00:58:38,284
Look, everybody knows
it wasn't my best day.

1015
00:58:38,284 --> 00:58:40,620
But I'm really trying
to set some new goals, and--

1016
00:58:51,297 --> 00:58:53,433
The Great Hog.

1017
00:58:53,433 --> 00:58:55,335
My ultimate weapon.

1018
00:58:59,339 --> 00:59:01,700
There he is!

1019
00:59:03,476 --> 00:59:04,978
Kill him!

1020
00:59:04,978 --> 00:59:08,214
Wait, does this mean you're firing me?

1021
00:59:11,170 --> 00:59:12,619
Well done.

1022
00:59:12,619 --> 00:59:16,289
Now, find the Roundlings
and bring me the Orb!

1023
00:59:20,193 --> 00:59:22,620
We are so lost.

1024
00:59:29,335 --> 00:59:32,205
My one job was to protect Henry,
and I blew it.

1025
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:37,143
I just promised my mom
I'd never let anything happen to him.

1026
00:59:37,143 --> 00:59:40,313
I guess I'm just not cut out
for this parenting stuff.

1027
00:59:43,683 --> 00:59:46,353
I just wish
I could have been a kid

1028
00:59:46,353 --> 00:59:48,321
for a little bit longer, you know?

1029
00:59:48,988 --> 00:59:51,910
Just to have that feeling like
I could have done anything.

1030
00:59:51,910 --> 00:59:52,158
I hear you.

1031
00:59:52,158 --> 00:59:54,494
Being a grown-up sucks.

1032
00:59:54,861 --> 00:59:56,663
You got all these responsibilities,

1033
00:59:56,663 --> 00:59:58,531
and you just stop chasing your dreams.

1034
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,370
You think I like having 15 hustles?

1035
01:00:13,279 --> 01:00:14,948
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold up, hold up.

1036
01:00:15,882 --> 01:00:17,350
Let's just calm down.

1037
01:00:18,451 --> 01:00:20,920
I think this one just needs some TLC.

1038
01:00:22,255 --> 01:00:24,557
Yeah? You like bones?

1039
01:00:25,258 --> 01:00:29,362
Oh, I bet you like bones.
Yes, you do. Yes, you do.

1040
01:00:32,532 --> 01:00:34,901
Aren't you a beautiful one?

1041
01:00:34,901 --> 01:00:37,537
Yes you are! Yes you are!

1042
01:00:38,638 --> 01:00:40,573
I cannot believe you just did that.

1043
01:00:41,474 --> 01:00:42,609
Wait.

1044
01:00:44,611 --> 01:00:45,712
Dennis?

1045
01:00:46,246 --> 01:00:48,548
Steve's Dennis?

1046
01:00:48,548 --> 01:00:50,316
Well, can you take us to him?

1047
01:00:51,885 --> 01:00:54,287
Oh!

1048
01:00:54,287 --> 01:00:57,257
Nat, I think this might be
our way to the Woodland Mansion.

1049
01:00:59,159 --> 01:01:00,827
Let's follow that pooch!

1050
01:01:03,463 --> 01:01:06,299
Son of a biscuit, we found it.

1051
01:01:07,967 --> 01:01:10,136
Looky, looky here.

1052
01:01:10,136 --> 01:01:12,505
Welcome to the Redstone Mines.

1053
01:01:13,940 --> 01:01:16,609
You see that glowy stuff?
That's redstone.

1054
01:01:16,910 --> 01:01:18,478
Conducts energy.

1055
01:01:18,478 --> 01:01:20,647
You can build some
crazy contraptions with it.

1056
01:01:22,649 --> 01:01:24,784
I thought you said
this was a diamond mine.

1057
01:01:24,784 --> 01:01:28,688
Easy, big dog.
They're here, but be careful.

1058
01:01:28,688 --> 01:01:31,358
I set some booby traps a long time ago.

1059
01:01:31,358 --> 01:01:34,127
But I can't for the life of me
remember where they are--

1060
01:01:42,669 --> 01:01:44,137
Get them off me!

1061
01:01:46,373 --> 01:01:47,707
Help me, please!

1062
01:01:47,707 --> 01:01:50,430
Sorry!

1063
01:01:54,140 --> 01:01:56,850
Hah! Here it is! Thanks, Garrett.

1064
01:01:56,850 --> 01:01:58,985
Yeah.

1065
01:02:00,954 --> 01:02:02,155
Yes!

1066
01:02:02,956 --> 01:02:04,657
My diamonds.

1067
01:02:04,657 --> 01:02:06,793
Ooh!
That's what I'm talkin' about.

1068
01:02:06,793 --> 01:02:08,661
Steve delivers the goodies!

1069
01:02:08,962 --> 01:02:10,530
Did you guys plan this?

1070
01:02:11,197 --> 01:02:12,632
I'm sorry, Henry.

1071
01:02:12,966 --> 01:02:14,134
Whoo!

1072
01:02:14,134 --> 01:02:16,336
Yeah! I'm not.

1073
01:02:16,903 --> 01:02:18,805
Oh, yeah.

1074
01:02:18,805 --> 01:02:20,674
- What the heck, man?
- Oh, relax.

1075
01:02:20,674 --> 01:02:22,342
Natalie could be at the Mansion already.

1076
01:02:22,342 --> 01:02:23,743
She could be in danger!

1077
01:02:26,312 --> 01:02:28,515
Oh, no. Do you smell that?

1078
01:02:29,382 --> 01:02:30,550
Nether wart.

1079
01:02:31,317 --> 01:02:32,185
What does that mean?

1080
01:02:38,910 --> 01:02:40,860
No! The Great Hog!

1081
01:02:40,860 --> 01:02:42,762
She finally put the brain in.

1082
01:02:42,762 --> 01:02:44,970
Run for the minecarts!

1083
01:02:50,704 --> 01:02:52,505
Hit it, Henry, hit it!

1084
01:02:52,872 --> 01:02:53,707
Go!

1085
01:02:57,610 --> 01:03:01,181
If memory serves, I built a kick-ass
safe room just up ahead.

1086
01:03:03,950 --> 01:03:05,552
Whoo!

1087
01:03:05,552 --> 01:03:07,687
Dang it, my torch blew out.

1088
01:03:07,687 --> 01:03:08,722
Why are we stopping?

1089
01:03:08,722 --> 01:03:10,623
'Cause we ran out of redstone!

1090
01:03:10,623 --> 01:03:12,726
We're gonna need a boost fast.

1091
01:03:12,726 --> 01:03:14,961
What's that sound?

1092
01:03:14,961 --> 01:03:17,564
Chill out, Gar-Gar.
We're totally safe.

1093
01:03:19,733 --> 01:03:22,369
Crap! My creeper farm.

1094
01:03:23,136 --> 01:03:25,905
What the--?
You gotta be kidding me!

1095
01:03:26,373 --> 01:03:28,408
What kind of idiot
would breed these things?

1096
01:03:34,114 --> 01:03:35,615
Up ahead, look!

1097
01:03:36,216 --> 01:03:38,218
We gotta get
to the redstone rail!

1098
01:03:38,218 --> 01:03:39,652
Garrett,
you got us into this mess!

1099
01:03:39,652 --> 01:03:40,820
Get out and push!

1100
01:03:41,821 --> 01:03:44,257
Okay. Okay.

1101
01:03:48,762 --> 01:03:50,497
Go, Garrett! Go faster!

1102
01:03:51,498 --> 01:03:53,266
We're not gonna make it!

1103
01:03:53,266 --> 01:03:54,000
Come on!

1104
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,502
Come on, Garrett, you gotta go faster!

1105
01:03:55,835 --> 01:03:57,404
Start slapping, Hank!

1106
01:03:57,404 --> 01:03:59,105
Get outta here! Yeah! Get--

1107
01:03:59,973 --> 01:04:02,800
Garrett, get in!

1108
01:04:03,276 --> 01:04:04,611
He's right behind us!

1109
01:04:14,487 --> 01:04:16,156
I love you, Dennis!

1110
01:04:27,701 --> 01:04:31,104
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

1111
01:04:36,609 --> 01:04:37,844
Nice work, Gar-Gar.

1112
01:04:37,844 --> 01:04:39,946
Your little detour almost got us killed.

1113
01:04:39,946 --> 01:04:42,716
Relaje, you're so dramatic.
We're still alive.

1114
01:04:42,716 --> 01:04:44,170
What's your problem, man?

1115
01:04:44,317 --> 01:04:46,119
We didn't need those stupid diamonds.

1116
01:04:46,119 --> 01:04:47,387
I swear, you are literally the most

1117
01:04:47,387 --> 01:04:49,220
selfish person I've ever met.

1118
01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:51,858
Whatever. I need them, okay?

1119
01:04:51,858 --> 01:04:52,959
I need the diamonds,

1120
01:04:52,959 --> 01:04:55,610
because I need the money,
because I'm broke.

1121
01:04:55,862 --> 01:04:58,310
You wouldn't know anything about that.

1122
01:04:59,866 --> 01:05:03,370
My life sucks, kid. All right?
I'm a frickin' loser.

1123
01:05:04,237 --> 01:05:05,372
There, I said it.

1124
01:05:05,972 --> 01:05:08,410
I know it looks like I got it
all put together, right?

1125
01:05:08,410 --> 01:05:10,744
I'm smart, funny, bilingual.

1126
01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:14,681
El humble to un el faultot.

1127
01:05:18,485 --> 01:05:19,919
But that's not the reality.

1128
01:05:21,154 --> 01:05:22,355
I'm not doing well.

1129
01:05:23,490 --> 01:05:26,192
I'm washed up, Hank,
and I'm gonna lose everything.

1130
01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:28,995
And that's not the worst part.

1131
01:05:30,497 --> 01:05:31,698
I'm alone.

1132
01:05:32,599 --> 01:05:33,533
You weren't alone.

1133
01:05:34,667 --> 01:05:35,935
I was your friend.

1134
01:05:40,707 --> 01:05:42,542
Sorry about your finances.

1135
01:05:43,276 --> 01:05:44,678
Shut up, Steve.

1136
01:05:48,214 --> 01:05:49,382
Wow.

1137
01:05:49,849 --> 01:05:52,419
I feel like you get me,
and you're an incredible listener.

1138
01:05:52,419 --> 01:05:56,523
And only people with emotional
intelligence are good listeners.

1139
01:05:57,924 --> 01:06:00,193
You know, I just didn't think
it was in the cards

1140
01:06:00,193 --> 01:06:02,762
that I would have another
first date, ever, you know?

1141
01:06:03,296 --> 01:06:04,970
Hm.

1142
01:06:05,310 --> 01:06:06,633
I wanna have the guts to invite you

1143
01:06:06,633 --> 01:06:08,435
over to my house for dessert.

1144
01:06:08,768 --> 01:06:10,470
Huh. Uh-huh.

1145
01:06:11,710 --> 01:06:12,272
Are you finished?

1146
01:06:12,739 --> 01:06:14,274
No, I think he's Swedish.

1147
01:06:14,741 --> 01:06:16,309
But we're done with our meal.

1148
01:06:18,244 --> 01:06:21,214
There it is. The Woodland Mansion.

1149
01:06:21,214 --> 01:06:23,283
We're gonna get in there,
get the Earth Crystal

1150
01:06:23,283 --> 01:06:25,510
and get you guys home.

1151
01:06:25,510 --> 01:06:26,286
Follow me!

1152
01:06:26,886 --> 01:06:27,954
Check this out.

1153
01:06:28,621 --> 01:06:29,823
Let's do this.

1154
01:06:29,823 --> 01:06:32,920
Pay close attention to Papa Steve.

1155
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,327
The Woodland Mansion has three floors.

1156
01:06:34,828 --> 01:06:37,964
The first floor
is loaded with Vindicators.

1157
01:06:38,398 --> 01:06:39,666
Axe murderers, basically.

1158
01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:41,267
Why is the third floor
on the first floor?

1159
01:06:41,267 --> 01:06:42,769
I'm very confused.

1160
01:06:42,769 --> 01:06:44,270
I was trying
to make three floors,

1161
01:06:44,270 --> 01:06:46,306
but I didn't have time to make,
like, a doll house.

1162
01:06:46,606 --> 01:06:49,909
The second floor crawls with Evokers.

1163
01:06:49,909 --> 01:06:51,978
They wield powerful dark magic.

1164
01:06:51,978 --> 01:06:53,813
This is the worst model I've ever seen.

1165
01:06:53,813 --> 01:06:54,914
Garrett, stop talking.

1166
01:06:54,914 --> 01:06:56,249
We're trying to figure out a plan.

1167
01:06:56,249 --> 01:06:57,751
Bro, how long are you
gonna be mad at me for?

1168
01:06:57,751 --> 01:06:58,918
I just got mad at you.

1169
01:06:59,419 --> 01:07:00,687
Please don't be mad at me for this, okay?

1170
01:07:00,687 --> 01:07:03,156
But I accidentally stole the Orb
while you were crafting.

1171
01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,426
Are we cool now?

1172
01:07:06,426 --> 01:07:09,362
You are literally the worst person
in the entire world.

1173
01:07:09,362 --> 01:07:12,999
Guys! Both of you,
eyes on my demonstraysh!

1174
01:07:13,299 --> 01:07:15,869
Third floor houses the Loot Chamber.

1175
01:07:16,369 --> 01:07:17,937
That's where the Earth Crystal is,

1176
01:07:17,937 --> 01:07:20,273
but it's guarded by Endermen.

1177
01:07:20,273 --> 01:07:22,976
Whatever you do,
do not look them in the eye.

1178
01:07:22,976 --> 01:07:24,511
They'll fry your brains out.

1179
01:07:24,511 --> 01:07:26,613
Okay well, I could build stairs
to the second floor,

1180
01:07:26,613 --> 01:07:28,815
sneak in through the window,
and snag the Earth Crystal.

1181
01:07:28,815 --> 01:07:30,183
That's a great idea, Hank.

1182
01:07:30,183 --> 01:07:33,553
But to pull it off, we're gonna
need a pretty sweet diversion.

1183
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,122
You know what could work on these guys?

1184
01:07:36,122 --> 01:07:37,123
It sounds crazy.

1185
01:07:37,123 --> 01:07:38,391
Hit me.

1186
01:07:39,893 --> 01:07:41,728
♪ Friendship is
The wish you make ♪

1187
01:07:41,728 --> 01:07:42,896
♪ When you're blowing out
The candles ♪

1188
01:07:42,896 --> 01:07:44,300
♪ On your birthday cake ♪

1189
01:07:44,330 --> 01:07:46,299
♪ Don't be a bully
And don't be a brute ♪

1190
01:07:46,299 --> 01:07:48,468
- ♪ Time to put on ♪
- ♪ Your birthday suit ♪

1191
01:07:48,468 --> 01:07:50,737
♪ Go Hank, go
While we blow! ♪

1192
01:08:49,562 --> 01:08:51,197
You gotta be kidding me.

1193
01:08:52,732 --> 01:08:54,134
You got this, Gar-Gar.

1194
01:08:55,301 --> 01:08:57,103
Reach down deep.

1195
01:08:57,103 --> 01:08:59,539
You're the Chuglass Kid, and I love ya!

1196
01:08:59,939 --> 01:09:00,974
What's going on, Steve?

1197
01:09:01,274 --> 01:09:04,244
It's some kind of sadistic
Vindicator fight club.

1198
01:09:04,244 --> 01:09:06,212
I've heard of these,
but I've never seen one.

1199
01:09:06,713 --> 01:09:07,714
They want me to fight the chicken?

1200
01:09:08,782 --> 01:09:10,450
It's a fight to the death, kid.

1201
01:09:30,437 --> 01:09:32,439
Mmmm...

1202
01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:35,775
Chicken jockey.

1203
01:09:43,283 --> 01:09:43,950
Watch out!

1204
01:09:46,853 --> 01:09:48,521
Keep him away from your face!

1205
01:09:50,790 --> 01:09:51,958
Chuck him!

1206
01:09:51,958 --> 01:09:53,159
Whoa!

1207
01:10:44,100 --> 01:10:45,780
Finally.

1208
01:11:27,954 --> 01:11:29,389
I'm sorry, little buddy.

1209
01:11:29,389 --> 01:11:31,291
Don't fall for it, Gar-Gar!

1210
01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:33,793
That baby's got the heart of a demon!

1211
01:11:33,793 --> 01:11:35,628
No, you're not a demon, are ya?

1212
01:11:35,628 --> 01:11:37,964
You're a cute little booger-face.

1213
01:11:37,964 --> 01:11:40,200
I'm just gonna... pet your little head.

1214
01:11:50,610 --> 01:11:53,113
You'll never be
as cool as me, Hank.

1215
01:11:53,113 --> 01:11:54,800
Just give up.

1216
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,883
The Overworld
doesn't need you, Henry.

1217
01:11:56,883 --> 01:11:58,818
- Neither do I.
- Give up.

1218
01:11:58,818 --> 01:12:00,553
This is all your fault, Henry.

1219
01:12:00,553 --> 01:12:02,756
Everything you do fails.

1220
01:12:03,423 --> 01:12:05,392
This stuff? It's trash, kid.

1221
01:12:10,230 --> 01:12:11,398
What the...?

1222
01:12:17,604 --> 01:12:18,972
Garrett! No!

1223
01:12:21,608 --> 01:12:22,676
I'm coming!

1224
01:12:23,276 --> 01:12:24,611
Hang on!

1225
01:12:26,790 --> 01:12:28,415
Sneak attack!

1226
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:54,400
Heck yeah. I got you, Gar-Gar.

1227
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:55,542
Come on.

1228
01:12:58,311 --> 01:13:00,980
You... You saved my life.

1229
01:13:01,381 --> 01:13:02,816
That's what friends do, Garrett.

1230
01:13:05,652 --> 01:13:07,620
Hank! Did you get the Earth Crystal?

1231
01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:08,688
Yeah, I got it.

1232
01:13:08,688 --> 01:13:10,523
Let's get outta this hellhole.

1233
01:13:14,728 --> 01:13:16,162
Come on! Run!

1234
01:13:20,567 --> 01:13:23,360
I knew
I'd find you dummies here.

1235
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:24,704
Oh no. It's her!

1236
01:13:24,704 --> 01:13:26,873
Of course it's me, you fool.

1237
01:13:26,873 --> 01:13:30,343
I've been tracking your scent
from two biomes away.

1238
01:13:31,770 --> 01:13:34,800
Check it out.
I even built me a new Hog.

1239
01:13:36,316 --> 01:13:39,686
Malgosha! Your reign is over!

1240
01:13:39,686 --> 01:13:41,187
You're wrong.

1241
01:13:41,187 --> 01:13:42,922
It's just beginning.

1242
01:13:46,593 --> 01:13:47,594
No!

1243
01:13:48,428 --> 01:13:49,362
Hah!

1244
01:13:49,362 --> 01:13:50,497
No!

1245
01:13:50,497 --> 01:13:51,598
Kill them.

1246
01:13:51,598 --> 01:13:53,566
We have work to do.

1247
01:13:54,701 --> 01:13:56,269
Goodbye, Steve!

1248
01:14:02,509 --> 01:14:03,510
No!

1249
01:14:03,943 --> 01:14:06,120
They're gonna blow this bridge sky high!

1250
01:14:06,279 --> 01:14:08,140
- Sorry, Hank.
- What?

1251
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:16,356
Yeah! Slime cube.

1252
01:14:25,899 --> 01:14:27,133
Come on, Garrett, jump!

1253
01:14:27,133 --> 01:14:28,435
I can't, Steve.

1254
01:14:28,435 --> 01:14:29,703
Get him outta here!

1255
01:14:29,969 --> 01:14:32,238
Go, Hank!
Save your sister and get home!

1256
01:14:32,238 --> 01:14:34,400
Garrett, you don't have to do this!

1257
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:35,575
Tell my story in song.

1258
01:14:35,975 --> 01:14:39,479
Keep it metal. Keep it heavy.
Real instruments.

1259
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:41,614
Besides...

1260
01:14:44,150 --> 01:14:45,752
I love luaus.

1261
01:14:48,154 --> 01:14:49,155
Spin kick.

1262
01:14:55,929 --> 01:14:57,897
Garbage toss! Oh, crap!

1263
01:14:59,999 --> 01:15:02,836
No!

1264
01:15:04,938 --> 01:15:08,800
We're going down!

1265
01:15:08,441 --> 01:15:10,143
Brace for impact!

1266
01:15:29,829 --> 01:15:31,164
Dennis?

1267
01:15:31,798 --> 01:15:33,767
Dennis!

1268
01:15:33,767 --> 01:15:35,802
It's you! It's really you!

1269
01:15:38,972 --> 01:15:39,973
Gimme...

1270
01:15:43,376 --> 01:15:44,778
Oh!

1271
01:15:44,778 --> 01:15:46,312
How'd you find me?

1272
01:15:46,312 --> 01:15:47,781
He's one heck of a wolf.

1273
01:15:47,781 --> 01:15:49,949
He led us right to you guys.

1274
01:15:49,949 --> 01:15:52,485
Now I understand why you kept
yourself so filthy and smelly,

1275
01:15:52,485 --> 01:15:54,120
so Dennis could find you one day.

1276
01:15:55,822 --> 01:15:56,690
Is he okay?

1277
01:15:56,690 --> 01:15:59,590
He's fine. He's just resting.

1278
01:15:59,590 --> 01:16:00,226
Good.

1279
01:16:00,226 --> 01:16:02,620
It was a pretty rough crash landing.

1280
01:16:03,630 --> 01:16:04,664
Wait a minute. Where are we?

1281
01:16:05,999 --> 01:16:08,168
Whoa!

1282
01:16:10,136 --> 01:16:13,600
I wish Garbage Man was here to see this.

1283
01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:14,874
He would've loved your mushroom hut.

1284
01:16:14,874 --> 01:16:16,676
Yeah, I think so too.

1285
01:16:20,313 --> 01:16:23,160
I was so afraid that I lost you.

1286
01:16:25,185 --> 01:16:26,853
I was so afraid that I lost you, too.

1287
01:16:29,220 --> 01:16:31,758
I am really sorry about what I said.

1288
01:16:33,326 --> 01:16:35,362
And I'm really sorry about Garrett.

1289
01:16:40,660 --> 01:16:42,736
I'm only gonna say this once.

1290
01:16:42,736 --> 01:16:46,272
This thingy goes on top of that thingy.

1291
01:16:46,272 --> 01:16:47,774
Got it, Travis?

1292
01:16:47,774 --> 01:16:51,911
It's gonna make a real cool
laser beam that'll darken--

1293
01:16:53,213 --> 01:16:55,548
Never mind.

1294
01:17:20,373 --> 01:17:23,143
No. No!

1295
01:17:24,277 --> 01:17:27,280
The Great Darkening! It's begun.

1296
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:29,416
Malgosha's gathering all her forces.

1297
01:17:29,416 --> 01:17:31,484
She will destroy this land.

1298
01:17:32,218 --> 01:17:35,550
Unless... we go get that Orb.

1299
01:17:35,550 --> 01:17:37,900
Well, what're we doing here?

1300
01:17:38,910 --> 01:17:40,126
Let's go fight some pigs.

1301
01:17:40,126 --> 01:17:42,629
I'm ready. I'm done with those pigs.

1302
01:17:42,629 --> 01:17:43,563
Yeah, me too.

1303
01:17:43,563 --> 01:17:45,765
Let's do it for Gar-Gar.

1304
01:17:45,765 --> 01:17:48,635
First we mine, then we craft.

1305
01:17:48,635 --> 01:17:50,236
Let's Minecraft!

1306
01:17:50,236 --> 01:17:52,572
- One, two, three.
- Team!

1307
01:17:52,572 --> 01:17:54,240
- Get the Orb!
- Orb! What are you saying?

1308
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,942
- Minecraft.
- We should all say that.

1309
01:17:55,942 --> 01:17:58,478
On three. One--
Forget it. There's no time!

1310
01:17:59,779 --> 01:18:01,247
Show us what you got, Henry.

1311
01:18:01,247 --> 01:18:02,849
Okay. I got a plan.

1312
01:18:02,849 --> 01:18:04,284
Killer recipes.

1313
01:18:04,284 --> 01:18:05,585
We're gonna have to move fast.

1314
01:18:05,585 --> 01:18:06,820
Let's get to work!

1315
01:18:08,210 --> 01:18:10,290
First we're gonna need
some iron ingots.

1316
01:18:14,861 --> 01:18:16,663
Oh, yeah!

1317
01:18:18,498 --> 01:18:19,966
And the boots of Swiftness.

1318
01:18:22,168 --> 01:18:23,937
Time to light this place up.

1319
01:18:23,937 --> 01:18:25,839
Come on, boys.

1320
01:18:28,410 --> 01:18:30,143
Have a nice flight!

1321
01:18:32,512 --> 01:18:34,814
Yeah, man! Whoo!

1322
01:18:34,814 --> 01:18:37,550
I bet you do. I bet you do!

1323
01:18:37,550 --> 01:18:39,352
We're also gonna
need a ton of diamonds.

1324
01:18:44,190 --> 01:18:45,658
Show me what you got, Nat.

1325
01:18:46,526 --> 01:18:48,328
Whoa! Yeah!

1326
01:18:49,329 --> 01:18:50,530
You want some, buddy?

1327
01:18:56,690 --> 01:18:56,903
We're ready.

1328
01:18:56,903 --> 01:18:59,500
Let's go save the Overworld!

1329
01:19:06,379 --> 01:19:07,881
All right, my piggies.

1330
01:19:09,549 --> 01:19:13,853
Today, we take the Overworld as ours!

1331
01:19:15,255 --> 01:19:17,323
Attack their villages.

1332
01:19:17,323 --> 01:19:21,227
Burn their homes
and their symmetrical farms.

1333
01:19:21,828 --> 01:19:26,199
All they have created, we destroy!

1334
01:19:29,936 --> 01:19:32,372
Well, what are you
standing around for?

1335
01:19:32,372 --> 01:19:33,540
Get out of here!

1336
01:19:33,540 --> 01:19:36,109
Go on, bring me the gold!

1337
01:19:47,854 --> 01:19:50,900
Hurry, Henry!

1338
01:20:17,484 --> 01:20:18,485
Uh?

1339
01:20:23,990 --> 01:20:26,326
Hah! News flash!

1340
01:20:26,659 --> 01:20:29,596
Iron Golems will not attack
unless provoked.

1341
01:20:38,304 --> 01:20:40,507
Real smooth, Travis!

1342
01:21:00,260 --> 01:21:01,294
You ready?

1343
01:21:01,661 --> 01:21:02,796
Let's do this.

1344
01:21:16,509 --> 01:21:18,278
Oh, for goodness' sake!

1345
01:21:18,278 --> 01:21:21,481
Well, what are you doing,
you big block of meat?

1346
01:21:21,481 --> 01:21:24,170
Get down there and take care
of those Roundlings!

1347
01:21:34,461 --> 01:21:36,629
How do you like them pork chops?

1348
01:21:42,469 --> 01:21:43,470
Come on!

1349
01:21:51,144 --> 01:21:52,579
Huh?

1350
01:21:57,170 --> 01:21:59,753
Okay, Goshe. Let's dance.

1351
01:22:00,530 --> 01:22:01,388
Bring it on.

1352
01:22:06,826 --> 01:22:11,531
Sneak attack!

1353
01:22:14,401 --> 01:22:15,568
Hah!

1354
01:22:17,537 --> 01:22:19,720
Ooh!

1355
01:22:22,876 --> 01:22:23,910
My diamond armor!

1356
01:22:24,444 --> 01:22:25,912
Egg attack! Hyah!

1357
01:22:26,546 --> 01:22:27,881
Frizz!

1358
01:22:28,915 --> 01:22:30,550
What is this, breakfast?

1359
01:22:32,852 --> 01:22:34,454
Get off of me!

1360
01:22:36,222 --> 01:22:38,558
Hurry! The Orb's up there!

1361
01:22:52,138 --> 01:22:53,707
Do it, Henry.

1362
01:22:53,707 --> 01:22:54,874
I got this.

1363
01:23:05,510 --> 01:23:06,119
Go, Henry, go!

1364
01:23:19,265 --> 01:23:21,501
Hey, Captain Butt Crack!

1365
01:23:24,738 --> 01:23:26,740
I got something for you.

1366
01:23:31,111 --> 01:23:32,178
Get him, Dennis.

1367
01:23:41,955 --> 01:23:44,324
Whoo! Take a bite outta that pig!

1368
01:23:45,592 --> 01:23:46,760
Finish this, Henry!

1369
01:24:11,518 --> 01:24:13,286
- Henry!
- No!

1370
01:24:15,355 --> 01:24:16,890
No!

1371
01:24:25,699 --> 01:24:27,701
Whoo-hooo!

1372
01:24:31,538 --> 01:24:34,174
Gotcha, kid!

1373
01:24:34,174 --> 01:24:36,142
- Yes!
- Yes!

1374
01:24:36,509 --> 01:24:38,378
Yes!

1375
01:24:38,378 --> 01:24:40,180
Garrett, you're alive!

1376
01:24:40,180 --> 01:24:42,382
Yeah!

1377
01:24:42,382 --> 01:24:45,318
Between us,
I used Steve's water bucket trick.

1378
01:24:45,318 --> 01:24:46,152
Pretty cool, huh?

1379
01:24:46,686 --> 01:24:47,921
Little bit.

1380
01:24:47,921 --> 01:24:49,756
Let's get this Orb and go home.

1381
01:24:51,424 --> 01:24:54,260
Yes! Yes, go, Henry!

1382
01:24:54,694 --> 01:24:56,830
All right, Hank. It's fireball time.

1383
01:24:56,830 --> 01:24:57,864
Grab that spear.

1384
01:24:58,431 --> 01:25:00,333
I want you to jab it in the tentacles.

1385
01:25:01,201 --> 01:25:02,669
Yeah.

1386
01:25:02,669 --> 01:25:04,170
Whoo! Jab it!

1387
01:25:06,390 --> 01:25:07,207
Yeah!

1388
01:25:07,207 --> 01:25:08,842
How'd you learn how to do that?

1389
01:25:08,842 --> 01:25:09,709
Don't ask.

1390
01:25:11,611 --> 01:25:13,113
Whoo!

1391
01:25:13,113 --> 01:25:14,214
Yeah!

1392
01:25:34,634 --> 01:25:35,769
No!

1393
01:25:36,703 --> 01:25:38,304
What have you done?

1394
01:25:38,805 --> 01:25:40,400
The Orb!

1395
01:26:13,673 --> 01:26:15,800
Yes!

1396
01:26:19,412 --> 01:26:22,820
It's good
to see you, Garbage Man.

1397
01:26:22,820 --> 01:26:23,116
Yeah, it is.

1398
01:26:27,153 --> 01:26:28,988
Parry! Thrust!

1399
01:26:36,262 --> 01:26:38,164
You failed, witch.

1400
01:26:38,164 --> 01:26:40,133
The Overworld lives on.

1401
01:26:40,133 --> 01:26:43,636
You, too, have fallen for the great lie.

1402
01:26:43,636 --> 01:26:45,638
You'll never be happy.

1403
01:26:46,390 --> 01:26:47,807
Deep down, you know.

1404
01:26:47,807 --> 01:26:51,878
To hope, to dream,
to create is to suffer.

1405
01:26:51,878 --> 01:26:53,113
You're right.

1406
01:26:53,646 --> 01:26:56,649
It is harder to create than to destroy.

1407
01:26:56,649 --> 01:27:00,286
That's why cowards
tend to choose the deuce.

1408
01:27:01,654 --> 01:27:02,956
Later, Goshe.

1409
01:27:03,356 --> 01:27:04,657
Every minute knowing you

1410
01:27:04,657 --> 01:27:07,727
has been a horror-show waste of time.

1411
01:27:09,362 --> 01:27:10,663
Wait, one more thing.

1412
01:27:11,498 --> 01:27:12,999
Come closer.

1413
01:27:12,999 --> 01:27:14,234
Do you have a little knife

1414
01:27:14,234 --> 01:27:15,802
that you're gonna try to stab me with?

1415
01:27:15,802 --> 01:27:18,400
No, no. I'm too weak.

1416
01:27:19,506 --> 01:27:20,674
All right.

1417
01:27:21,875 --> 01:27:22,709
Yah!

1418
01:27:22,709 --> 01:27:24,310
Come on!

1419
01:27:24,310 --> 01:27:25,679
It was worth a shot.

1420
01:27:25,679 --> 01:27:27,647
Wait, wait. Let me say one more thing.

1421
01:27:27,647 --> 01:27:29,683
- Come closer.
- No way!

1422
01:27:29,683 --> 01:27:31,718
No, really, it's about you.

1423
01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,200
Fine.

1424
01:27:36,589 --> 01:27:38,224
Lean down here.

1425
01:27:40,827 --> 01:27:42,696
You really are the worst.

1426
01:27:43,663 --> 01:27:44,731
Goodbye.

1427
01:27:44,731 --> 01:27:47,000
This is it, really. Come back.

1428
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,702
I don't even have a knife.

1429
01:27:48,702 --> 01:27:50,300
Where would I keep it?

1430
01:27:51,438 --> 01:27:52,906
Sneak attack.

1431
01:28:04,718 --> 01:28:05,719
Hey!

1432
01:28:06,386 --> 01:28:08,588
You sure you wanna go back, Henry?

1433
01:28:09,189 --> 01:28:10,590
It won't feel like this.

1434
01:28:11,558 --> 01:28:17,630
There you got constraints,
judgments, obstacles.

1435
01:28:17,630 --> 01:28:17,964
Yeah, I know.

1436
01:28:18,765 --> 01:28:20,300
But I'm gonna go make stuff anyway.

1437
01:28:23,570 --> 01:28:24,738
I like that.

1438
01:28:25,380 --> 01:28:26,239
Mmm.

1439
01:28:26,239 --> 01:28:27,640
You're a brave kid.

1440
01:28:28,608 --> 01:28:31,978
Steve. You still cool with this?

1441
01:28:35,215 --> 01:28:35,882
Yeah.

1442
01:28:36,549 --> 01:28:39,119
Come here, boy. Yeah.

1443
01:28:40,820 --> 01:28:42,589
Of course I still love you.

1444
01:28:42,589 --> 01:28:44,891
That's why I think this is a good idea.

1445
01:28:45,558 --> 01:28:47,560
You changed my life.

1446
01:28:48,495 --> 01:28:50,730
It's time for you to go change hers, too.

1447
01:28:52,399 --> 01:28:55,402
♪ Go now, Dennis ♪

1448
01:28:56,102 --> 01:28:59,305
♪ Change Dawn's life, Dennis ♪

1449
01:28:59,939 --> 01:29:02,409
♪ Go on a journey ♪

1450
01:29:02,409 --> 01:29:06,680
♪ And think of me, Dennis ♪

1451
01:29:07,614 --> 01:29:12,452
♪ Go now, legendary
Wolf of my dreams ♪

1452
01:29:12,852 --> 01:29:15,922
♪ My doggie, doggie, doggie ♪

1453
01:29:16,956 --> 01:29:19,125
♪ My Dennis ♪

1454
01:29:28,535 --> 01:29:30,670
If I would have known
you could sing like that,

1455
01:29:30,670 --> 01:29:32,706
it would have helped me
get past your smell.

1456
01:29:36,109 --> 01:29:37,110
Garrett...

1457
01:29:38,378 --> 01:29:40,513
you are a truly bodacious warrior...

1458
01:29:41,381 --> 01:29:42,982
and a really good friend.

1459
01:29:43,717 --> 01:29:45,385
I wish you'd come home with us.

1460
01:29:47,530 --> 01:29:48,221
Hank's cool,

1461
01:29:48,221 --> 01:29:52,158
but I don't have any friends my age.

1462
01:29:54,994 --> 01:29:56,996
We would make a great team.

1463
01:29:58,310 --> 01:29:59,466
Vaya con Dios.

1464
01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:02,350
It means "Goodbye, brother."

1465
01:30:02,869 --> 01:30:03,870
No, it doesn't.

1466
01:30:04,871 --> 01:30:06,206
Don't look at her.

1467
01:30:06,206 --> 01:30:07,700
It does.

1468
01:30:07,700 --> 01:30:08,575
No, it does not.

1469
01:30:09,309 --> 01:30:10,343
Yeah, it does.

1470
01:30:14,140 --> 01:30:15,982
Are you sure
you don't want to come back?

1471
01:30:16,349 --> 01:30:17,517
Yeah, I'm staying here.

1472
01:30:17,517 --> 01:30:19,819
I got a bunch more stuff I wanna build.

1473
01:30:20,754 --> 01:30:23,890
Why don't you bring some
of that magic to the real world?

1474
01:30:44,878 --> 01:30:47,113
Screw it, I'm coming with.

1475
01:30:48,882 --> 01:30:51,685
Turns out, if you're brave enough,

1476
01:30:51,685 --> 01:30:53,953
you can make the real world...

1477
01:30:54,754 --> 01:30:56,423
...your Overworld.

1478
01:30:57,624 --> 01:30:59,759
Garrett finally leveled up.

1479
01:30:59,759 --> 01:31:02,295
And his store became the hot spot!

1480
01:31:04,640 --> 01:31:07,701
Together, we all joined forces
to create the new hit game,

1481
01:31:07,701 --> 01:31:09,569
Block City Battle Buddies.

1482
01:31:09,569 --> 01:31:11,438
Block City Battle Buddies!

1483
01:31:11,438 --> 01:31:14,107
Yeah, we're still in the beta phase,

1484
01:31:14,107 --> 01:31:16,109
working out a few bugs.

1485
01:31:16,109 --> 01:31:18,478
But let me tell ya, life...

1486
01:31:18,478 --> 01:31:20,380
...is pretty perfect.

1487
01:31:20,380 --> 01:31:22,982
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪

1488
01:31:25,318 --> 01:31:29,222
♪ I used to wake up and play
Back in my childhood days ♪

1489
01:31:29,222 --> 01:31:32,726
♪ Gettin' older's
Such a dirty shame ♪

1490
01:31:32,726 --> 01:31:36,830
♪ They never gave me a chance
To let my imagination dance ♪

1491
01:31:36,830 --> 01:31:39,766
♪ 'Til I came up
With a different game ♪

1492
01:31:41,134 --> 01:31:43,570
♪ Down in the mines
All of the time ♪

1493
01:31:43,937 --> 01:31:44,804
♪ Crafting ♪

1494
01:31:44,804 --> 01:31:47,474
♪ Out in the sun
Havin' some fun ♪

1495
01:31:47,474 --> 01:31:48,441
♪ Laughing ♪

1496
01:31:48,441 --> 01:31:52,278
♪ I'm never, ever
Lookin' back, 'cause ♪

1497
01:31:52,278 --> 01:31:55,482
♪ I feel alive ♪

1498
01:31:55,482 --> 01:31:56,316
♪ Yeah ♪

1499
01:31:57,650 --> 01:32:00,153
Dawn finally got to ditch
her real estate job.

1500
01:32:00,153 --> 01:32:01,121
Have fun!

1501
01:32:01,121 --> 01:32:03,690
She and Dennis brought
the party wherever they went.

1502
01:32:05,910 --> 01:32:07,360
Natalie decided
to share her new skill set

1503
01:32:07,360 --> 01:32:08,995
with the real world.

1504
01:32:08,995 --> 01:32:11,164
Survival Mode Self-Defense.

1505
01:32:11,164 --> 01:32:12,599
And now he's going to--

1506
01:32:16,970 --> 01:32:19,773
The streets of Chuglass
have never been safer.

1507
01:32:20,140 --> 01:32:21,675
You get 'em, Natalie!

1508
01:32:22,776 --> 01:32:23,977
And Henry?

1509
01:32:23,977 --> 01:32:26,346
He finally got that jetpack to work.

1510
01:32:31,718 --> 01:32:34,721
♪ I feel alive ♪

1511
01:32:34,721 --> 01:32:37,357
♪ I move mountains
With my mind ♪

1512
01:32:38,892 --> 01:32:42,362
♪ I feel the high ♪

1513
01:32:42,362 --> 01:32:46,633
♪ Like a new moon on the rise ♪

1514
01:32:46,633 --> 01:32:49,402
♪ I feel alive ♪

1515
01:32:50,136 --> 01:32:53,173
♪ Like a redstone overdrive ♪

1516
01:32:54,341 --> 01:32:57,177
♪ I feel the high ♪

1517
01:32:57,644 --> 01:33:01,181
♪ With the power
Of the wolf inside ♪

1518
01:33:01,681 --> 01:33:04,184
♪ I feel alive ♪

1519
01:33:05,318 --> 01:33:06,219
♪ Yeah! ♪

1520
01:33:24,300 --> 01:33:26,272
I know how much you love bread.

1521
01:33:26,573 --> 01:33:27,774
Mm-hm.

1522
01:33:27,774 --> 01:33:29,776
Marlene,
your ex-husband's here.

1523
01:33:29,776 --> 01:33:31,344
He said it was an emergency.

1524
01:33:31,344 --> 01:33:35,515
Well, you tell him
I've got nothing to say to him.

1525
01:33:35,515 --> 01:33:37,170
You gotta be kidding me,
Marlene.

1526
01:33:37,170 --> 01:33:38,418
This is the guy?

1527
01:33:38,718 --> 01:33:40,200
Too late, Clemente.

1528
01:33:40,420 --> 01:33:41,721
You had your chance.

1529
01:33:41,721 --> 01:33:43,256
She's right, Clemente.

1530
01:33:43,256 --> 01:33:44,858
You totally blew it.

1531
01:33:45,225 --> 01:33:49,229
And now I reap
the rewards of your mistake.

1532
01:33:49,229 --> 01:33:53,566
You see, when Marlene's
Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over,

1533
01:33:53,566 --> 01:33:56,302
I was struck
by a love so powerful,

1534
01:33:56,302 --> 01:33:58,238
it transcended the barriers

1535
01:33:58,238 --> 01:34:00,306
of conventional speech.

1536
01:34:00,306 --> 01:34:04,144
Now I speak Human,
and she speaks Villager.

1537
01:34:11,751 --> 01:34:14,788
Marlene,
ever since we met last night,

1538
01:34:14,788 --> 01:34:16,623
I wanted to say,

1539
01:34:16,623 --> 01:34:17,757
"Would you marry me?"

1540
01:34:18,591 --> 01:34:23,129
Yes! Yes!
A thousand times, yes!

1541
01:39:37,544 --> 01:39:39,946
Hi, sorry to bug. I just--

1542
01:39:39,946 --> 01:39:42,449
I used to live here, and-- I'm Steve.

1543
01:39:42,449 --> 01:39:45,151
Oh, is this about
that chest in the attic?

1544
01:39:45,151 --> 01:39:48,621
Ho-ho, yeah!
I'm so glad that's still around.

1545
01:39:48,621 --> 01:39:50,900
Hey, you want to come in?

1546
01:39:50,657 --> 01:39:52,580
I'm Alex, by the way.

1547
01:39:52,926 --> 01:39:55,610
Alex, great to meetch.

