1
00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:12,405
Hey, Benji. It's me.
I'm just leaving my apartment.

2
00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,774
Remember, we gotta be there, like,
three hours early.

3
00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:17,477
Yeah, just ring me when you get this.

4
00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:21,810
Hey, Benji. I hope you left already...

5
00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,160
'cause I'm stuck in a little traffic
on the BQE.

6
00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:25,418
Just in case you can avoid it.

7
00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,253
Anyway, just ring me when you get this.

8
00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:31,240
Hey, Benji.
Actually, traffic just cleared up.

9
00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:33,293
So that's pretty good, if you were worried.

10
00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,196
Maybe you weren't. Anyway,
just ring me when you get this, anyway.

11
00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,898
Hey, Benji.
I'm sorry I'm leaving so many messages.

12
00:01:39,650 --> 00:01:42,369
Just... Sorry. You can disregard them
'cause I'm... I'll be there soon, and I...

13
00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:45,505
Yeah. I can't wait to see you, and I will not
leave you another message. Okay. Bye.

14
00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:49,409
Hey, Benji. I just got to the airport.

15
00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:51,378
I really hope you left already
or that you're, like...

16
00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:52,645
I don't know, on your way.

17
00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:55,810
Anyway, just ring me when you get this.

18
00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,756
- Oh, God. You made it.
- What's up, cuz?

19
00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:05,225
Oh, man, come here.
I called you so many times.

20
00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:07,327
- Step back, dude. Let me have a look at you.
- It's so good to see... Yeah.

21
00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:08,795
- Okay.
- Turn around.

22
00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,797
- I wanna see the whole ****ing picture.
- What? Really?

23
00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,265
- Twirl. Twirly dervish.
- Okay, okay.

24
00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:14,340
- All right, all right.
- Yeah, man, look at you.

25
00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,102
- Healthy, wealthy, and wise. You look good.
- Oh.

26
00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:17,537
All right, listen,
I think we should check you in.

27
00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:18,705
- I did a thing online. I...
- Oh, no. I did it.

28
00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,707
- I checked in a while ago.
- Did you?

29
00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,375
- Yeah.
- Sorry. When did you get here?

30
00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:23,576
Few hours ago.

31
00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:24,744
- Really?
- Yeah.

32
00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:26,446
I mean, the flight's not for another, like,
two hours.

33
00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,282
Yeah, but they open the airport super early.
You can just come here and hang out.

34
00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:30,850
- Wow. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

35
00:02:31,170 --> 00:02:32,852
You meet the
craziest ****ing people here, dude.

36
00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:34,487
Oh. And did you eat anything?

37
00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:35,689
- I did. Yeah. No, yeah.
- Okay.

38
00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:36,656
Just 'cause I'm gonna wanna get something...

39
00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:37,691
- before we take off.
- Oh. Don't worry about it, man.

40
00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:40,293
I got you a yogurt. It's a little warm.

41
00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:41,795
- Warm?
- It's been in my pocket.

42
00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:44,497
Shit, I don't have a spoon. That's okay.
You just sort of...

43
00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,990
squeeze it, slurp it.

44
00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,534
Did you really get this for me?

45
00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:49,269
Yeah, of course, dude.

46
00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:50,270
- All right, you got your shit?
- Okay. Yeah.

47
00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,105
- You know what else?
- What?

48
00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:54,274
I also got some good shit for when we land.

49
00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:55,942
Like, very, very good shit.

50
00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,444
Wait. You're not, like,
taking weed into Poland, are you?

51
00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:58,611
- Oh, yeah.
- Benji?

52
00:02:58,778 --> 00:02:59,779
They don't give a shit about that stuff, man.
I'm telling you...

53
00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:00,947
Mm. I think they very much do
give a shit about that stuff.

54
00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,248
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really?
- Yeah.

55
00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:05,180
They're gonna arrest two Jews in Poland
for a little bit of weed?

56
00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,187
- That's a good look for the Polish people.
- Okay. All right, all right. Just try to...

57
00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,456
- keep it down, okay?
- Okay, yeah. Don't say, "marijuana."

58
00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:16,963
- Arms out.
- Wait, really?

59
00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,532
Sorry. It doesn't normally...
Thanks.

60
00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:22,268
This one? This little one?

61
00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:24,700
It's a gift from my dad.

62
00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:25,205
- Dad?
- Yeah.

63
00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,373
Of course it was.

64
00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:28,408
- Do you have something like this?
- No way.

65
00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:31,911
- Yeah.
- I don't... I was way off. Okay, bye.

66
00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:33,790
- Bye.
- Bye.

67
00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:34,714
Oh. There you go.

68
00:03:36,816 --> 00:03:37,951
- She is so dope.
- Okay. Arms out.

69
00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,919
- Who?
- The TSA agent.

70
00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:41,354
Her dad does security for the Knicks.

71
00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:42,522
Huh.

72
00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,701
Did you want some?

73
00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,202
- Mm.
- Uh, Priya made it for me.

74
00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,938
- Yeah, right.
- No. I'm... Yeah, okay.

75
00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:00,140
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

76
00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:03,209
What is that? A ****ing Brazil nut?

77
00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:06,913
Yo. So, like, how you been, man?

78
00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:09,949
- Honestly, dude...
- Yeah.

79
00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:12,352
I've been...

80
00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:16,956
great. Been, like, really ****ing great.

81
00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:23,229
You wanna go over our
tour itinerary or anything?

82
00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:24,330
Okay.

83
00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,103
- Can you hold that for me, actually?
- Yeah, sure.

84
00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,505
- Yeah. Have as much as you want.
- Yeah?

85
00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,477
Don't you think it'll be nice for us to
see where Grandma was from?

86
00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,112
You know, where she lived?

87
00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,113
Mm-hmm.

88
00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:43,350
- I can't even follow this. I'll just...
- Sure.

89
00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,151
- ...do whatever the group does.
- Sure.

90
00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:48,988
Hi.

91
00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:50,156
What seat you got?

92
00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:51,558
24 A.

93
00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:54,600
Mm. I'm B. I think we're middle and window.

94
00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,329
- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, man. You mind taking middle?

95
00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:01,868
How you feeling in there, dude?

96
00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,436
It's a little tight.

97
00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:06,840
- You still looking for a job?
- Nah.

98
00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,243
So, you have to, like, work the whole trip?

99
00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:13,213
No. No, no. I was able to take the week,
like, completely free.

100
00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:14,547
- I wanna be here. I wanna be like...
- Great.

101
00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:15,682
You know, I wanna be present.

102
00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,183
- Good, man. Excellent.
- Yeah.

103
00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,919
You still, like, sellin' shit online?

104
00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,589
I mean,
I don't, like, sell used jerseys on eBay.

105
00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:25,492
- I do, like, digital ad sales. Yeah.
- Okay.

106
00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,528
So, you know, when you see, like,
an ad banner online?

107
00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:29,963
Oh, yeah. God, I hate that shit.

108
00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,131
Hey, come on.

109
00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:33,660
No, no. No, I just mean, like,
everybody hates that shit, you know.

110
00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,234
- Do they?
- Mm, yeah.

111
00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:35,602
- Well, that's what I do. That's my job.
- It's cool, man.

112
00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,203
- I sell those. Okay.
- It's cool. It's cool, dude.

113
00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:38,538
You're making the world go around. It's fine.

114
00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:39,706
- Yeah.
- That's not your fault.

115
00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,975
You're just, like,
part of a ****ed-up system.

116
00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:45,245
I mean, without online ads, actually,
a lot of the websites...

117
00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:46,880
that you visit for free
wouldn't be able to exist.

118
00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:48,515
It's kind of like
the lifeblood of the Internet.

119
00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,783
- Hey, dude, dude.
- Yeah.

120
00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,985
I think they want us to pay attention.

121
00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,253
Yeah, no, I just wanted to, like,
finish the story.

122
00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:56,890
Yeah, yeah. No. It's just...
It's just kind of rude, man.

123
00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:57,557
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

124
00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,626
- Just trying to do their jobs.
- To fasten your seatbelt...

125
00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,461
insert the metal end into the...

126
00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:48,108
This is a security announcement.

127
00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:52,450
Please maintain control of your
personal belongings at all time.

128
00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,117
Hey, are you okay?

129
00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,152
Uh, yeah. I don't know.

130
00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:02,122
Oh. There's our guy.
Yo. Dude.

131
00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:03,390
- What's up? That's us.
- Hey.

132
00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:04,557
Kaplans.

133
00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,233
What you looking at?

134
00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,903
I don't know. It's stupid. I don't...

135
00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:18,171
I think I'm already homesick.

136
00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,539
I don't know. It's just Abe.

137
00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:20,940
He's, like, obsessed with buildings now.

138
00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,809
He wants to know
the height of every skyscraper.

139
00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:25,780
It's kind of, like, all-encompassing.

140
00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,379
- Okay.
- Yeah.

141
00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:28,615
Let me see it?

142
00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,417
Yeah. Yeah, sure.

143
00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,356
That's right. And then how many floors
is the Empire State Building?

144
00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:38,692
103.

145
00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:41,127
Okay. How many floors is 30 Hudson Yards?

146
00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:44,798
112. But the balcony is on the 100.

147
00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:45,765
Yes!

148
00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,904
How many floors is the Empire State Building?

149
00:07:51,710 --> 00:07:53,206
103.

150
00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:55,709
Okay. How many floors is 30 Hudson Yards?

151
00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,210
112.

152
00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,183
- You packed pajamas?
- Yeah, of course I did.

153
00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,351
- Two pairs.
- Really? But really?

154
00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:05,652
- You mean like the whole, like...
- You wanna borrow some?

155
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,154
what, Victorian nightgown
with the slippers and the cap?

156
00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,156
No, man. I don't think I even own that.

157
00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,892
Hi. Welcome to the Warsaw Central Hotel.

158
00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:15,862
Thank you so much. Yeah, we're checking in.
We're with the Heritage Tour.

159
00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:18,998
Kaplan, Benjamin and David.
I have our passports here.

160
00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,734
- Yes, of course. Welcome.
- Thank you.

161
00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,702
You're the final ones to arrive.

162
00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,337
And I think I have a package for you.

163
00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,606
- It's been sitting here for many days...
- That's for me, actually.

164
00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:27,741
- Okay.
- Thank you.

165
00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:29,309
- There you go.
- Thanks.

166
00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:32,712
You're on the fifth floor, and there's
a group meeting in 30 minutes.

167
00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,749
- Okay. Thank you so much.
- Great. Thank you. Fifth floor? Thanks.

168
00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:36,916
What the hell is that?

169
00:08:37,830 --> 00:08:39,152
Oh, it's the weed. I told you.
It's like, really good stuff.

170
00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,921
I got it from Todd.
This ****ing barber in Ithaca.

171
00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,157
Wait. You mailed yourself weed?

172
00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,226
No, man. I mailed us weed.

173
00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,962
Are you... I thought you were,
like, taking it through the airport.

174
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,563
- Really?
- Yes, really.

175
00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:51,931
Did you not see how nervous I was?

176
00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:54,668
No, I did. I just thought that was you.

177
00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,506
I'm so ****in' happy
to be here with you right now.

178
00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:01,908
Me too.

179
00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:03,777
Oh, God.

180
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,748
All right. We got a half an hour.
I'm gonna have to shower.

181
00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,116
Good idea.

182
00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:12,986
Sweet! Closet.

183
00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:17,957
Oh, yeah. Dude, I totally forgot.
You have super nice feet.

184
00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,325
- Do I?
- Yeah...

185
00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:20,994
and they've aged really well too.

186
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,495
Toes are mad straight. It's nice.

187
00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:23,630
Okay. Thank you.

188
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:26,399
No weird feet knuckles
or stray hairs or anything. Very classy.

189
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,168
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

190
00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,400
That's interesting.
I never really evaluated them, I guess.

191
00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,739
You never evaluated your own feet?

192
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,375
- No.
- Come on, dude. They're graceful as ****.

193
00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,444
Look at 'em.
They remind me of Grandma's feet.

194
00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:38,945
You remember Grandma's feet?

195
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,800
'Course I remember Grandma's feet.

196
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,160
She always wore those
pink plastic ****in' sandals from Target.

197
00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,952
- She used to strut that shit all over town.
- Really?

198
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,321
- You know, sometimes I look at you.
- Yeah?

199
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,489
I see her.

200
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,524
I look like an old Jewish woman?

201
00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:55,295
No, man, you look wise.
And I don't know, it's beautiful.

202
00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:56,629
- Really?
- Yeah.

203
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,732
Thanks. All right. All right.

204
00:09:58,898 --> 00:09:59,899
- I'm gonna shower, okay?
- Cool.

205
00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:01,568
- Yeah.
- Mind if I shower first?

206
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:02,569
No, sure.

207
00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,170
Oh, hey, can I borrow your phone?

208
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:05,839
Yeah, sure. For what?

209
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,208
Just 'cause I like to
listen to music in the shower.

210
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:09,909
Don't you have a phone?

211
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:11,770
Yeah, but it doesn't play music.

212
00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:14,214
Yeah, sure. Here you go.

213
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,116
- Sweet.
- Yeah.

214
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,517
Shower time.

215
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,312
- Hi. Sorry. Let me guess. David and Benjamin?
- Hi.

216
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,480
- Hi, yeah. You're James?
- Yeah.

217
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,982
- Hi, yes. I am James. Hi.
- Hey. How's it going?

218
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,150
- Hi. Benji.
- Yeah.

219
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,918
- You're Benji? Okay, hi.
- Benji. Yeah. Benji. It's Benji.

220
00:10:52,850 --> 00:10:53,420
Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to accost you.

221
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,921
I just thought I should intercept...

222
00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:56,589
- in case you weren't sure where we were.
- Thanks.

223
00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:57,824
So, it's a nice, small group.

224
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,527
- Should be intimate, you know.
- Nice. Great.

225
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,280
- Success, everybody, found them.
- Hi.

226
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,396
This is David and Benji.

227
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:04,564
- Hey. Hi.
- Hey.

228
00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:05,732
- Hi.
- Hi.

229
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:06,900
- Welcome.
- Sit down. Take a seat, please. Yeah.

230
00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:08,535
Nice to meet you.
Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot. Yeah.

231
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,705
So, I won't ramble on for too long,
but a word about myself.

232
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:14,107
Hopefully, you won't be too sick of me
by the end of the week.

233
00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:20,647
So my name is James, as you know.

234
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:23,750
I will be your British tour guide
through Poland.

235
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:27,153
I was a scholar of
Eastern European studies at Oxford.

236
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,621
I'm not myself Jewish...

237
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,357
but I'm completely obsessed...

238
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,693
with this whole part of the world,
and in particular the Jewish experience...

239
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,161
which I find to be...

240
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,565
fascinating and complex
and, at times, tragic...

241
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,667
but ultimately beautiful.

242
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,870
So, anyway, enough from me. Shut up, James.

243
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,438
Who wants to go next?

244
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,873
Okay, I'll be brave. Ha!

245
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,440
Hi. I'm Marcia Kramer.

246
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,581
I'm originally from Brooklyn with...

247
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:59,319
two regrettable decades in Los Angeles,
and I've just moved back to New York...

248
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,820
after a divorce.

249
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,589
Sorry, if I'm oversharing...

250
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,492
but I found that I was turning into
the kind of...

251
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,627
woman I detested.

252
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,398
Just like a lady who lunches basically,
you know?

253
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,599
Oof.

254
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,690
My mother survived the camps and...

255
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,473
she never talked about it. Ever.

256
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,876
So, I'm here to honor her.

257
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:27,647
Okay, that's me. You go. Who's next?

258
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:30,830
Well, hi. Diane and Mark Binder.

259
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,251
Hello.

260
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:34,320
We're boring.

261
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,390
Recently retired from Shaker Heights.

262
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:40,326
Mark's family was from here, down in Lublin.

263
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,230
But they left way before the war.
Turn of the century.

264
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,332
We were Mayflower Jews.

265
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,680
Was always my little joke.

266
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,437
- Yeah. Funny.
- Hi.

267
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,871
I'm Eloge.

268
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:56,976
As you might have guessed,
I was not born Jewish.

269
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,279
I guess you won't be
the only one on this trip, James.

270
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,914
Happy for the company, Eloge.

271
00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:02,182
Happy for the company.

272
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,785
But I did convert to Judaism,
around 10 years ago.

273
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,588
I'm actually African-born, Rwandan.

274
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,191
And to answer the question...

275
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:14,728
maybe you are thinking of asking,
I-I am a survivor of the genocide.

276
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,620
Oh, snap.

277
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,765
Sorry. No, I just meant...

278
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,433
No, that's like...
I meant that in a good way. Like...

279
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,168
I don't know if you're familiar with "snap."

280
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,738
It's like, "Oh, shit."
"Oh, wow." "Holy..." You know...

281
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,374
I'm just interested in people
from other places. It's like...

282
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,476
I'm a fan, basically. Keep going, dude.

283
00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:31,411
- I'm sorry about that.
- No. No, no, no.

284
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,447
I'm very happy
when people are interested in my country.

285
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:35,615
- Oh.
- Sweet.

286
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,250
- What's your name?
- Benji.

287
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,919
- Benji, I'm an open book.
- Oh, rad.

288
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,356
So my mother and I survived the genocide.

289
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:47,394
And I moved to Winnipeg
with her life savings...

290
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,662
- sewn into the inside of my jacket...
- Jesus. ****.

291
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:54,367
And, in Winnipeg, I found a connection there
with a Jewish community.

292
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,935
Yeah, well, naturally.

293
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,737
Yes, naturally, Benji.

294
00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:01,875
And, when I learned about the Jewish story...

295
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,744
I felt at peace
for the first time since the war.

296
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,781
And the more I learn,
and the more people I meet...

297
00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,650
wonderful people such as yourselves...

298
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,687
the more I know I made the right decision.

299
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,390
Wow.

300
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,527
Well, I didn't expect to be crying
before the tour started.

301
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,697
- Wow. That's extraordinary.
- Wow.

302
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,832
- Thank you so much for that, Eloge.
- Yeah.

303
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,367
- Thank you.
- That was beautiful.

304
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,300
- Well, who the hell wants to follow that?
- Yeah.

305
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,572
Okay, shit. I guess I'll go.

306
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:36,876
So, Davers and I are cousins. We've...

307
00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:38,812
Actually, we were born three weeks apart...

308
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,246
- which is kinda nuts.
- Yes.

309
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,249
A zloty for anyone
who can guess which one of us is older.

310
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,484
Me!

311
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,152
Our dads are brothers.

312
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,188
We're basically brothers, too,
wouldn't you say, Dave?

313
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:51,124
We used to be joined at the hip.
Like feckin Katie and Eilish.

314
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,659
- Remember them?
- Yeah. Don't say that.

315
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,963
But, our grandma, Dory...
Grandma Dory, she was from here.

316
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,332
And we've always wanted to...

317
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,535
see where she came from
and see the house that she grew up in.

318
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,404
Yeah, that's actually why
we're leaving the tour a day early.

319
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,373
- Benji insisted on seeing her little town.
- Yeah. 'Course, yeah.

320
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,410
- They were... They were super close.
- We have to.

321
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,310
Yeah. I mean,
she was the ****ing coolest, right?

322
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,245
Well, now I've just been, like...

323
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,582
in a real funk, I guess, since she died.
Just haven't...

324
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,455
Yeah. Sorry. She was just
my favorite person in the world.

325
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:31,197
You know, it's, it's good to remember.
That's why we're here, in a way. So...

326
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,233
Thank you, James. Thanks for saying that.

327
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,203
So...
Yeah, it's okay.

328
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,172
Just to, like, just keep things
on track, though. Like...

329
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,441
- Yeah.
- Sorry. When she died...

330
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,910
she left some money in her will
for me and Benji to come here, so...

331
00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,112
Yeah, and Dave is always, like, super busy.

332
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,615
He never has time. He's got this, like,
high-pressure job selling...

333
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,750
- ****ing ad banners to the Internet.
- Yo, come on, man.

334
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:54,154
But he knew I was in
a real shit place recently, so he...

335
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:58,124
swooped in and dropped everything
and arranged for us to join this...

336
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:01,895
geriatric Polish tour with you fine people.

337
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:02,996
Hey.

338
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,733
Okay, if everyone could gather over here
just for a moment, please?

339
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:40,900
No rush.

340
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:51,778
I always like to start my tours here
at the Ghetto Uprising Memorial.

341
00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:55,248
And that's because this is a monument
that celebrates the Jewish heroes...

342
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,283
who fought back against the Nazis.

343
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,820
In a couple of days, I will be taking us
to a concentration camp...

344
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,556
so I think it's important
to immediately dispel the myth...

345
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:07,600
that these were a people
who were led like lambs to the slaughter.

346
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,697
Now, it may seem obvious,
but a word of warnin'...

347
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,533
this will be a tour about pain.

348
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,100
Of course, it will.

349
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,437
Pain and suffering and loss,
there's no getting around that...

350
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,106
but I think it's important
that it's also a tour...

351
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,641
that celebrates a people.

352
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,377
A most resilient people.

353
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:29,916
All right.

354
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,419
So, that's that one then.

355
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:39,292
This city has
an incredibly unfortunate history.

356
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,294
It's often called the Phoenix City...

357
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,564
because it's risen from the ashes
so many times.

358
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:49,200
Functionality of this Soviet-style
architecture, you know, can be polarizing.

359
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,170
It's not to everyone's...

360
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,739
And again, you'll notice
that austere style...

361
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,808
which sprung up in the wake of World War II.

362
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,810
Look at this shit.

363
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,778
We'd probably live here
if the war didn't happen.

364
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,280
Isn't that ****ing crazy to think about?

365
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,516
Seriously, like,
we think of ourselves as these, like...

366
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,985
very American creations, you know?
And I guess that we are.

367
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,754
I guess, that's, like,
the essence of America...

368
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,522
people created from other cultures.

369
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,692
But, like, in some parallel, black hole
universe, you and I are Polish...

370
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,795
and we probably got, like, long beards
and we can't shake hands with women.

371
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,330
Yeah, that's funny.
You know, every time I see, like...

372
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,599
one of those Hasidic guys on the street,
I always just think, like...

373
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,535
"There but for the grace of no God go I."
You know?

374
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:23,536
What?

375
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,705
Oh, nothing. It's just, like,
a dumb joke that...

376
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,941
- Yeah.
- Well, that's cool, man.

377
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,877
- Shit, look at her.
- Who?

378
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,212
That woman, Marcia.

379
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,800
She's walkin' alone.
We should go talk to her.

380
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,820
We just met her.

381
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,486
Yeah, but she's got this, like, deep sadness
behind her eyes, you know?

382
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,620
She does?

383
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,788
Yeah. You didn't notice that?

384
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,990
During the introductions? No. I...

385
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,392
I think we should check on her.

386
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,826
Benji, maybe she wants to be alone.

387
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,796
No one wants to be alone, Dave.
Okay, I'm gonna go check it out.

388
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,566
Hey. Why are you walking alone?
Are you a big ****ing loser?

389
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,336
- Seriously?
- Yeah. You look like an interesting person.

390
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,405
- Sorry.
- Okay.

391
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:01,740
This is one of the most
well-preserved sections...

392
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,276
of the Warsaw Ghetto
and was part of the wall...

393
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:07,914
from November 1940 to November 1942.

394
00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:10,917
And, as we traverse the city,
you'll actually notice the fact that...

395
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,458
Here you go. Water. Diane. Mark. There we go.

396
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,859
Gotta drink. It's important. James, Eloge.

397
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,362
Marcia, hydrate.

398
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,240
Okay. Ready to go?

399
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:36,760
What we waitin' on?

400
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:42,115
New Delhi has no delis in it.
Where are the knishes?

401
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:47,821
Oh, it was the airport,
but it wasn't new, it was old.

402
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,458
Yo!

403
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,625
Hey.

404
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:54,894
Come on in.

405
00:19:55,729 --> 00:19:56,796
Thanks.

406
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,531
- Thanks?
- Yeah. No, I mean, I saved this.

407
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,699
I don't know if you were gonna...

408
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,534
- yeah, sit over there.
- No, man.

409
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,171
So, what was going on with that woman?

410
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,539
What do you mean?

411
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,142
The woman with, like,
the "sadness in her eyes."

412
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,610
- Marcia.
- Yeah. Is she all right?

413
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,790
- She's in a really weird place right now.
- Really?

414
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,414
- She told you that?
- Yeah.

415
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,816
I guess she thinks that I can relate
since we've both lost people.

416
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,151
Yeah. You mean our grandma?

417
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,687
Yeah. She's just, like,
super ****ing stressed right now...

418
00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:23,790
because her husband left her last May,
like, totally out of the blue.

419
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:24,791
Jesus.

420
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,827
She's seeing this new guy, Darren,
which you'd think she'd be happy about...

421
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,562
but he sounds like a total ****ing douchebag.

422
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,797
Really? How?

423
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,200
I don't know, man.

424
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,835
I don't think we should be talking about her
behind her back.

425
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,239
- Okay. I was just... I was just asking.
- I know.

426
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,774
But... still.

427
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,145
Weird soup, right?

428
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,480
I ****ing love it.

429
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,687
When it comes to the Warsaw Uprising...

430
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,723
I think the most bizarre
and harrowing aspect...

431
00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:59,125
is not the German crushing
of the rebellion...

432
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,528
but the part that the Russians played in it.

433
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:04,798
You see, the Russians and the Poles
were supposedly allies.

434
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,267
Brothers in arms fighting
against a common enemy.

435
00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:10,300
I'm sure you'd like to take some photographs.

436
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,605
Please don't hesitate
to ask me any questions.

437
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,474
Always happy to fill you in...

438
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,242
- You like that guy?
- Yeah.

439
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,278
Hey, Eloge, when you're done...

440
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,460
sorry, could you get a picture
of me and Dave...

441
00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:21,781
- posing with the guys?
- Yeah, of course.

442
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,750
- Thank you, man.
- Sorry, what?

443
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,319
We should pose with the guys.
It'll be hysterical.

444
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,155
Doesn't that seem, like, disrespectful or...

445
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,124
**** is that disrespectful?
We're on their side.

446
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,559
Fightin' the ****ing Russkies and the Krauts.

447
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,294
- Come on.
- I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't...

448
00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:36,620
I don't really know if we should.

449
00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:39,990
Can you just get a picture of me, then,
fighting with my Polish brethren?

450
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:40,533
Yeah.

451
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,102
Gentlemen, I'm goin' in.

452
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,571
No, that's the leaves.

453
00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:47,474
Sorry, I'm late.
Got a war to win, or to lose, probably.

454
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,210
That's really... You look great, Benji.

455
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,450
- Got some good shots.
- Does it look real?

456
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,481
Well, they're twice the size of you
and metal.

457
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,982
So, you know, no.

458
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,584
I need some help. You wanna come up here?

459
00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,185
No, I'm good. I'm good. Really.

460
00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:01,287
Eloge! You gonna enlist?

461
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,323
I'm not a fighter, Benji. Thank you.

462
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,825
Okay, well, then you can be a medic
or something. These people need help.

463
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,610
- This is so silly.
- I know.

464
00:22:08,228 --> 00:22:09,829
Come on. Your mom will love the pictures.

465
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:12,832
- Can you take my picture for me, please?
- Come on.

466
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,401
Hey, Marcia.

467
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,102
- Just one.
- Yeah. Yeah, sure.

468
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,380
That's what I'm talkin' about.

469
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:20,440
So, you're the medic,
you gotta patch up this guy's leg.

470
00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:21,941
- Okay.
- He's in a lot of pain.

471
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,476
- Okay.
- He really needs you.

472
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,545
Need to reassure him as well. Talk to him.

473
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,213
Don't worry. I'm here to help.

474
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,481
You're taking such good care.

475
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,116
We got a young Florrie Nightingale over here.

476
00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:31,418
Dave, you gettin' all this?

477
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:32,852
- Yeah, I got it.
- Is it funny?

478
00:22:33,190 --> 00:22:34,587
Yeah, it's funny. Yeah.

479
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:37,570
You sure you don't wanna come up here?
We could use the manpower.

480
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:40,600
No, that's okay. I'll just...
You know, I'll watch from central command.

481
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:41,227
Central...

482
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:42,962
Central command. That's a good one, Dave.

483
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,130
Can I join up?

484
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,367
General Marcus.
We're honored to have you, sir.

485
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,535
- At ease.
- Marcia.

486
00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:49,736
- Okay. Thank you.
- Get on up here!

487
00:22:49,903 --> 00:22:52,439
- Marcia, I need more supplies.
- Yeah. Wanna be a medic too?

488
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,541
No, I don't wanna be a medic.
Don't I have a gun or something?

489
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,760
****in' A. Look at you.

490
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,111
Oh, God. I can't believe I'm doing this.
Thank you, David.

491
00:22:58,278 --> 00:23:00,613
- No, sure. No problem.
- Are you sure don't wanna go up there?

492
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,248
No, it's fine.
I got some good shots earlier...

493
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:03,316
when it was, like, empty.

494
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:07,520
Jimothy! Sir, we need a gunner
from the RAF, old chap.

495
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:08,688
I'm coming!

496
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,260
Gonna be dropped out of the plane.

497
00:23:13,193 --> 00:23:14,227
Or are you the actual plane?

498
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:15,628
I guess I am the plane.

499
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:18,698
Then you're a plane.

500
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:21,434
Okay, Dave, you ready?

501
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,769
Okay, everybody, pick a pose and freeze.

502
00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:37,851
You gettin' this, Dave?
My arm's gettin' pretty tired.

503
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:39,452
Yeah. It's my last phone. One second.

504
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:40,787
Okay. Okay, I got it.

505
00:23:40,954 --> 00:23:42,188
Okay, stand down, men.

506
00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:43,890
We were all very brave.
Unfortunately, we all...

507
00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:46,226
A whole elaborate story unfolding there.

508
00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:47,394
My knees.

509
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,129
Thank you so much, man.
That was a lot of fun.

510
00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:50,296
- Thanks.
- No problem. No, it was, like...

511
00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:51,831
- That was fun.
- It was so much fun.

512
00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:57,537
You are? Okay. Well, let me know
if you need any help with...

513
00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,539
- any recommendations...
- Nice.

514
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:05,979
All right, well done, everyone.

515
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,810
It's fantastic.

516
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,152
This is us. Good night, you freaks.

517
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:13,319
- Night.
- Night.

518
00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:14,587
Long day tomorrow.

519
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,995
- Hey, Dave?
- Yep.

520
00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:23,630
Come meet me in the bathroom for a second.

521
00:24:24,397 --> 00:24:25,398
What? Why?

522
00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,502
- Hi.
- Hey.

523
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,705
So, um, why are we in here?

524
00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:36,810
So, I just wanted to say thank you so much
for being here with me.

525
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:40,146
I know that it's tough for you to
take time off work and to leave your boy...

526
00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:43,830
but I really needed this, man.

527
00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:44,417
- Really?
- Yeah.

528
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,586
Well, that's, that's great, man.

529
00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:49,622
I'm, like, just happy to see you happy.

530
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,725
I know it's been, like,
such a tough few months for you, so I...

531
00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:54,294
I also want to say that I know
you're not the most comfortable person...

532
00:24:54,461 --> 00:24:57,397
with groups and people
and social shit like that.

533
00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:58,565
- I'm not?
- No.

534
00:24:58,732 --> 00:25:02,669
But it's amazing that you're here,
putting yourself out there so boldly for me.

535
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,872
- Well, thank you, man.
- Let's go smoke a joint.

536
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,278
Yep. Infantilizing, corporate bullshit.

537
00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:13,446
What do you mean?

538
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:14,814
How the **** are we supposed
to smoke a joint in here?

539
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,851
They ****in' locked the windows.
It's like a goddamn police state.

540
00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:20,754
Yo, man. I think I might just wanna crash.
We've been up for, like, 24 hours.

541
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,589
Don't. Don't tell me
you're gonna sleep on me.

542
00:25:22,756 --> 00:25:24,324
This is our first night together
in ****in' years.

543
00:25:24,491 --> 00:25:25,959
I don't know. I'm exhausted.
I haven't showered.

544
00:25:26,126 --> 00:25:28,128
You're exhausted?
Dude, the weed's gonna help you sleep.

545
00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:30,300
Is it the kind that helps you sleep?

546
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,320
- No, it's the other kind.
- Come on.

547
00:25:32,499 --> 00:25:33,400
- Dude.
- What?

548
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,535
Take a shower, brush your ****in' face.

549
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,571
Like, floss your butt. Do whatever it is
you gotta do to feel like you.

550
00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:41,740
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna roll us a fat ****in' joint...

551
00:25:41,241 --> 00:25:42,876
and we'll go to the roof. Okay?

552
00:25:51,785 --> 00:25:54,487
Okay. Where are ya?

553
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:57,123
I don't know. Maybe they don't make their
roof accessible for American ***holes...

554
00:25:57,290 --> 00:25:58,458
trying to smoke weed?

555
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,460
I think this might be it. Think this is it?

556
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,529
I think there's a big ****ing alarm
that's gonna go off.

557
00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:04,964
So? If it goes off,
we just say we don't speak Polish.

558
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:06,990
Which happens to be true.

559
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,501
I think... I don't know, man.

560
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,103
I think we should probably just go back down.

561
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,720
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

562
00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:15,475
Yeah. I don't feel right about this.

563
00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:18,878
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.

564
00:26:19,450 --> 00:26:20,647
Yeah. If you're not feeling good about it,
let's not do it.

565
00:26:20,814 --> 00:26:22,148
Sorry. I don't know. That's lame, I guess.

566
00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:24,317
- No, that's okay. It's not lame. It's just...
- Benji!

567
00:26:37,731 --> 00:26:39,320
Hustle. We're almost there.

568
00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:49,709
Yeah. There's my guy.

569
00:26:50,377 --> 00:26:51,378
How you feeling, dude?

570
00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:52,946
I feel okay.

571
00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:54,714
Feel okay.

572
00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:56,916
- David.
- Yeah?

573
00:26:57,830 --> 00:26:58,840
How are you feeling, man?

574
00:26:58,251 --> 00:26:59,619
- No, I feel good.
- Yeah?

575
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:00,820
Yeah. I feel good.

576
00:27:01,588 --> 00:27:02,655
You just needed a little drugs
in your system. That's all.

577
00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:03,823
- Really?
- Yeah.

578
00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:05,959
- That's all I was missing, huh?
- That's all you were missin'.

579
00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:07,127
- There you go.
- That's it.

580
00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:09,662
You...

581
00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,399
are like an awesome guy...

582
00:27:12,565 --> 00:27:14,834
stuck inside the body of somebody
who's always running late.

583
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,570
I gotta fish that ****in' guy out of you...

584
00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:19,172
every time I see you.

585
00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:21,207
Thank you, I think.

586
00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:23,276
You know, dude, when I think
about the two of us, man...

587
00:27:23,443 --> 00:27:24,444
Yeah?

588
00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:26,746
I think of us walking around New York
all night...

589
00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:28,515
trying to stay up until morning.

590
00:27:29,449 --> 00:27:31,251
- You always did.
- Mm-hmm.

591
00:27:31,418 --> 00:27:33,753
- Yeah.
- And you always passed out halfway through.

592
00:27:35,288 --> 00:27:36,723
We'd make it over the Williamsburg Bridge...

593
00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:40,326
and you would conk out
on a bench in Chinatown.

594
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:41,661
Yeah, I know.

595
00:27:43,563 --> 00:27:44,798
You're kind of a lightweight.

596
00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:09,789
Dave?

597
00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:11,524
Yo.

598
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,562
Sorry I called you a lightweight.

599
00:28:17,297 --> 00:28:18,264
That's okay.

600
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,567
I'm sorry I would always fall asleep.

601
00:28:20,734 --> 00:28:22,335
Nah, man.

602
00:28:22,502 --> 00:28:24,404
You had, like, a job and a wife.

603
00:28:25,605 --> 00:28:27,307
You'd been awake all day...

604
00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:29,109
doing important shit.

605
00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:31,644
I didn't really have anything going on.

606
00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:36,316
I didn't care that you fell asleep, man.
I was just glad you were there.

607
00:29:13,486 --> 00:29:15,488
- What did he say?
- Just absolutely despising.

608
00:29:15,655 --> 00:29:17,230
- Really?
- Yeah. That was a bit of a disaster...

609
00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:18,324
if you ask me, but...

610
00:29:18,491 --> 00:29:19,492
That's really funny.

611
00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:21,227
Benji.

612
00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,698
We gotta go. The train's in an hour, okay?

613
00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:30,870
Sorry we're a little late.

614
00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:33,873
Yeah, Dave woke me up
literally two minutes ago.

615
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,410
All right.

616
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:48,955
Train's arriving in two minutes. Come on.

617
00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:51,725
I really appreciate it.

618
00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:53,159
You're okay?

619
00:29:53,326 --> 00:29:55,695
I know it's kind of heavy. Sorry.

620
00:29:57,497 --> 00:30:00,700
Right. Come on, everyone.
Gotta get right to the end of the platform.

621
00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:05,710
Okay, everyone,
so, part of our tour package...

622
00:30:05,238 --> 00:30:07,374
included these first-class tickets.

623
00:30:08,441 --> 00:30:10,410
Nice little perk for us all. Keep coming.

624
00:30:10,577 --> 00:30:12,780
We gotta get right to the end, everyone.

625
00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:13,546
I like a first-class ticket.

626
00:30:13,713 --> 00:30:15,281
Love the exchange rate.

627
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,150
Excuse me.

628
00:30:23,857 --> 00:30:26,693
Now, if you've got time
we could swing by Underground Lublin.

629
00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:28,461
It is fascinating.

630
00:30:28,628 --> 00:30:30,163
I just think it's a bit overhyped, personally.

631
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:32,899
The big hitter is the Grodzka Gate,
you know...

632
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,701
Is the gate still accessible?

633
00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:36,703
- Yo, dude, I think we should move.
- What?

634
00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:38,772
I think we should move to another train car.

635
00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:39,939
What do you mean?

636
00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:41,975
You don't feel weird
being in a first-class car?

637
00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,770
- No. We paid for it.
- No?

638
00:30:44,244 --> 00:30:45,445
It's not hurting anybody, no.

639
00:30:45,612 --> 00:30:48,748
Dude, we are Jews on a train in Poland.
****ing think about it.

640
00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:50,417
- I am. I'm...
- Benji?

641
00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:51,518
- Benji.
- Yeah?

642
00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:52,852
You all right up there?

643
00:30:53,190 --> 00:30:54,254
- Yeah. Sure.
- Yeah.

644
00:30:54,421 --> 00:30:56,189
- Sorry.
- Yeah, no. No worries.

645
00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:58,191
I mean, you know, it's, to be fair,
fascinating...

646
00:30:58,358 --> 00:30:59,859
- No, I mean, I just feel like... Sorry.
- Okay.

647
00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:02,962
I just... Does any...
Is anyone else, like, feeling this right now?

648
00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:04,531
Feeling what?

649
00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:08,501
Like this creepy feeling that, like,
you know, we're, like, royalty on this train?

650
00:31:08,668 --> 00:31:10,370
I mean, does no one else see the irony here?

651
00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:12,205
- Jesus. Benji, come on, man.
- Like eating fancy food...

652
00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:14,441
and sitting up here, when 80 years ago...

653
00:31:14,607 --> 00:31:17,210
we would've been herded into the backs
of these ****ing things like cattle.

654
00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:18,478
- God.
- Okay, Benji...

655
00:31:18,645 --> 00:31:20,714
I don't think anybody here
wants to hear that right now.

656
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,615
Okay, why not?
Why doesn't anyone want to hear it?

657
00:31:22,782 --> 00:31:24,451
- Because it's depressing, man.
- Depressing?

658
00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:26,486
Okay, look. That's okay. You're raising
an interesting sensitivity here.

659
00:31:26,653 --> 00:31:28,588
It does sometimes come up on these tours.

660
00:31:28,755 --> 00:31:30,156
You're staying in fancy hotels...

661
00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:31,658
eating posh food, and at the same time...

662
00:31:31,825 --> 00:31:34,994
you're looking back
at the horrors of your family history.

663
00:31:35,161 --> 00:31:39,320
It can conjure up confusing feelings
of discomfort and discordance...

664
00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:42,350
and dare I say, even a kinda guilt, you know.

665
00:31:42,202 --> 00:31:43,370
You're comparing your own life...

666
00:31:43,536 --> 00:31:44,537
I don't feel guilt.

667
00:31:44,704 --> 00:31:46,740
- No. Nor should you, Mark.
- Why would I feel guilt?

668
00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:48,475
No, I'm not saying that you
have to feel guilt. I'm just saying that...

669
00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:50,577
Well, because our lives
are so ****ing pampered and privileged.

670
00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:54,470
Like, we completely cut ourselves off
from anyone else's true pain.

671
00:31:54,214 --> 00:31:57,183
Like the actual ****in' experience
of being shoved in a train car...

672
00:31:57,350 --> 00:31:59,850
- your ****in' head bashed in.
- Jesus, Benji.

673
00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:00,286
- So, what are we supposed to do about that?
- Mark. Mark, Mark, please.

674
00:32:00,453 --> 00:32:03,156
****in' acknowledge it, man.
Like, try to feel it in some way.

675
00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:05,525
- Why are you doing this?
- Dude, I'm just ****in' saying how I feel.

676
00:32:05,692 --> 00:32:07,160
Okay. Why is that, like, important now?

677
00:32:08,528 --> 00:32:10,563
Oh, man, you used to feel everything, man.

678
00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:13,500
He was such an anxious,
adorable ****ing kid, man.

679
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:15,201
- Jesus, Benji.
- We went to Jewy sleep-away camp together.

680
00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:17,700
- Come on, man.
- He cried the whole first week.

681
00:32:17,237 --> 00:32:19,372
The whole ****ing first week
'cause he was homesick.

682
00:32:19,539 --> 00:32:20,907
- Jesus.
- I used to have to hug him to sleep...

683
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,209
and talk about his sweet ****in' mom
to calm him down and shit.

684
00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:24,444
- Jesus Christ, man. What the ****?
- Now look at him.

685
00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:26,646
He's like all put together
and comfortable and shit.

686
00:32:26,813 --> 00:32:29,683
Topiaries his wild-*** Jew fro
into submission.

687
00:32:29,849 --> 00:32:31,317
It's mad impressive.
You're all mad impressive.

688
00:32:31,484 --> 00:32:32,619
But you know what?

689
00:32:32,786 --> 00:32:34,320
I'm gonna go
to the back of the train now, okay?

690
00:32:35,210 --> 00:32:36,856
I don't think you'll find much suffering
back there either.

691
00:32:37,230 --> 00:32:38,224
Stop it. Please.

692
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:41,895
Excuse me. I'm sorry.

693
00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:46,766
Okay, I hope that wasn't too uncomfortable
for everyone.

694
00:32:46,933 --> 00:32:47,934
Obviously, there are...

695
00:32:48,668 --> 00:32:50,904
triggers along the way with this tour.

696
00:32:51,710 --> 00:32:53,340
I must say the train is not normally
one of them, but...

697
00:32:54,574 --> 00:32:56,420
James, I should probably head back there.

698
00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:58,311
I don't know. I should at least, like,
bring him his food or something.

699
00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:00,280
Of course. Yeah.
You know where we're gettin' off?

700
00:33:00,914 --> 00:33:03,650
Yeah, it's, like, Lublin Główny?
I'm sure I'm mispronouncing it.

701
00:33:03,817 --> 00:33:04,918
No. It's very close.

702
00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:05,985
- Yeah, it's... All right. Good luck.
- Okay, thanks. Sorry.

703
00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:07,253
Sorry, everybody.

704
00:33:08,321 --> 00:33:09,322
Okay.

705
00:33:36,783 --> 00:33:38,184
- Hey, man.
- Hey.

706
00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:40,860
Thanks.

707
00:33:41,121 --> 00:33:42,122
Are you okay?

708
00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:46,159
Everyone just wants
to have a ****ing joyride, you know?

709
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,895
No. What do you mean?

710
00:33:50,163 --> 00:33:52,332
People can't walk around the world being...

711
00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:55,350
happy all the time.

712
00:33:58,705 --> 00:33:59,773
It's okay, man.

713
00:34:29,936 --> 00:34:31,438
- Hey, man.
- Hey.

714
00:34:31,604 --> 00:34:32,839
Did I fall asleep?

715
00:34:32,972 --> 00:34:34,874
- Yeah, you did.
- Shit.

716
00:34:35,642 --> 00:34:37,744
Shit! We gotta go. We gotta go. Come on.

717
00:34:45,118 --> 00:34:47,420
All right, I guess everybody's waiting
in front for us.

718
00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:50,357
Mm-hmm. Maybe.

719
00:34:50,523 --> 00:34:51,524
- Hey, duder?
- Yeah?

720
00:34:51,691 --> 00:34:53,660
Yeah, we're not at the right station, dude.

721
00:34:54,694 --> 00:34:55,695
Sorry, what?

722
00:34:55,862 --> 00:34:56,863
Yeah.

723
00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:00,934
Shit. What the **** is Kraśnik?

724
00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:03,103
- Yeah, Kraśnik.
- We were supposed to get off at Lublin.

725
00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:06,390
No, I know. Yeah.
You were out pretty ****ing cold, dude.

726
00:35:06,206 --> 00:35:07,907
Sorry. You mean, we passed Lublin already?

727
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:09,750
Like, a while ago.

728
00:35:09,242 --> 00:35:10,410
And you didn't wake me up?

729
00:35:10,577 --> 00:35:12,712
- You were having such a good nap, dude.
- Jesus Christ!

730
00:35:12,912 --> 00:35:14,414
- We are on a tour group with people.
- You were, like... I'm sorry.

731
00:35:14,581 --> 00:35:15,515
Yeah, I know. I just didn't have
the heart to wake you up, man.

732
00:35:15,682 --> 00:35:17,484
You have, like,
the most ****ed-up sense of priorities.

733
00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:19,419
Do you know that?
Do you know that?

734
00:35:19,586 --> 00:35:20,653
Dude, don't get mad at me. Okay?

735
00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:22,880
- How could I not get mad at you?
- Because I was, like...

736
00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:23,823
- staring at you while you were sleeping...
- Yeah.

737
00:35:23,990 --> 00:35:25,250
and people were lookin' at you.

738
00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:26,493
And some people
were ****ing laughing at you...

739
00:35:26,659 --> 00:35:28,828
'cause you were snoring
all weird and loud and shit.

740
00:35:28,995 --> 00:35:30,797
But I was thinkin', like, "**** that."

741
00:35:31,231 --> 00:35:32,732
This is my cousin Davey.
I'm not ashamed of him.

742
00:35:32,899 --> 00:35:34,868
This is Davey on the bench in Chinatown.

743
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,537
This is the guy I used to have all to myself.
I just couldn't wake you, man.

744
00:35:39,773 --> 00:35:42,750
- All right. All right, so what do we do now?
- Yeah.

745
00:35:42,242 --> 00:35:43,410
- Got that shit worked out, dude.
- Did you?

746
00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:44,611
Yeah. While you were sleepin'.

747
00:35:44,978 --> 00:35:45,912
Okay.

748
00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:47,847
So, we just get on a train
going in the opposite direction.

749
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,149
- Yeah, okay.
- And we don't even have to pay for tickets.

750
00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:50,583
We just avoid the conductor
until we get there.

751
00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:52,952
I do this kinda shit all the time Upstate.
It's ****ing foolproof.

752
00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:54,187
- This might be us, dude.
- Really?

753
00:35:54,354 --> 00:35:55,822
- Run! Run, run, run.
- Great.

754
00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:01,494
Yo, we should just buy tickets
like normal people.

755
00:36:01,661 --> 00:36:02,962
There's no time. Come on.

756
00:36:03,863 --> 00:36:04,864
Shit.

757
00:36:06,533 --> 00:36:07,534
Dude.

758
00:36:08,535 --> 00:36:10,537
We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile.

759
00:36:10,704 --> 00:36:12,439
The conductor's gonna come through
taking tickets.

760
00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:13,973
- We tell him we're going to the bathroom.
- The bathroom? Okay.

761
00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:15,141
He gets to the back of the train...

762
00:36:15,308 --> 00:36:16,943
he's gonna start heading towards
the front looking for stragglers.

763
00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:18,244
- Sorry. We're the stragglers?
- Yeah.

764
00:36:18,411 --> 00:36:19,412
By the time he gets to the front...

765
00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:20,747
the train's gonna be in the station
and we're home free.

766
00:36:20,914 --> 00:36:21,915
This is so ****ing stupid.

767
00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:23,817
Man, what's stupid
is the corporatization of travel.

768
00:36:23,983 --> 00:36:25,518
Ensuring that the rich
move around the world...

769
00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:28,655
propagate their elitist loins,
while the poor stay cut off from society.

770
00:36:28,822 --> 00:36:31,157
That's great. We can argue Marxism
while they're hauling us off to Siberia.

771
00:36:31,324 --> 00:36:32,492
Siberia is in Russia, Dave.

772
00:36:32,659 --> 00:36:34,494
This is ridiculous.
Tickets are probably, like, 12 bucks.

773
00:36:34,661 --> 00:36:35,662
It's the principle of paying.

774
00:36:35,829 --> 00:36:37,864
We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets
in Poland. This is our country.

775
00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:39,990
No, it's not. It was our country.

776
00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:40,700
They kicked us out
'cause they thought we were cheap.

777
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,390
Okay, this is it.
Stay calm. Act natural.

778
00:36:46,206 --> 00:36:47,240
Yeah.

779
00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,411
Hi. Just bathroom.

780
00:36:51,578 --> 00:36:52,712
Me and cousin go to just bathroom.

781
00:36:52,879 --> 00:36:54,981
- Bathrooms on either side.
- With thanks.

782
00:36:55,148 --> 00:36:56,249
- Sorry.
- Thank you.

783
00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:58,151
And we have our tickets. We just...

784
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,821
Jesus Christ.
My heart is in my ****ing throat.

785
00:37:01,988 --> 00:37:03,189
- Feels good, doesn't it?
- Yeah.

786
00:37:03,356 --> 00:37:04,991
We're not out of the woods yet, though.
We gotta get to the front...

787
00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:06,626
and take shelter
until we get to our stop. Okay?

788
00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:07,794
- Okay.
- Ready?

789
00:37:07,961 --> 00:37:08,962
- Yeah.
- Let's go.

790
00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:26,880
- Here, here.
- What? Yeah.

791
00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:29,349
We made it.

792
00:37:29,516 --> 00:37:30,817
Don't fall asleep on me again, brother.

793
00:37:30,984 --> 00:37:31,985
I won't.

794
00:37:36,690 --> 00:37:37,691
Hey, Benji.

795
00:37:37,857 --> 00:37:38,858
Yeah?

796
00:37:39,225 --> 00:37:40,527
We're in first class.

797
00:37:43,463 --> 00:37:45,650
Yeah, but we ****ing earned it.

798
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:54,474
Hey, should we stop and get some lunch?

799
00:37:54,641 --> 00:37:55,775
- No.
- Okay.

800
00:37:59,546 --> 00:38:00,647
Hi. Sorry.

801
00:38:00,814 --> 00:38:03,160
Hey, everybody. Sorry we're late.
Dave fell asleep.

802
00:38:03,183 --> 00:38:04,184
Yeah.
What?

803
00:38:05,518 --> 00:38:07,487
- Hi, there.
- We got your bags.

804
00:38:07,654 --> 00:38:09,155
That's so nice of you. I'm so sorry.

805
00:38:09,322 --> 00:38:10,724
Yeah, he just...
He needed to sleepy sleep.

806
00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:12,726
- Sorry about that. Yeah. Here's your bag.
- You need some help.

807
00:38:12,892 --> 00:38:14,127
- Yeah, let's drop our bags off at the hotel.
- He got sleepy.

808
00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:15,995
- Yeah. Of course.
- Yeah, yeah. All good. I'm really sorry.

809
00:38:16,162 --> 00:38:18,898
Yeah. It was actually really quick
once we were able to get on the other...

810
00:38:23,690 --> 00:38:25,538
...and importance of the Jewish contribution.

811
00:38:25,705 --> 00:38:27,974
Lublin has such a rich Jewish history.

812
00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:31,144
It was actually known, for a time,
as the Jewish Oxford.

813
00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:34,981
It was diverse,
both culturally and intellectually.

814
00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:37,851
This is the Lublin of Rebbe Horowitz...

815
00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:40,186
of the Seer of Lublin...

816
00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:44,457
of Isaac Bashevis Singer,
merchants, writers, poets.

817
00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:49,996
So, you're, like, really religious? Yeah?

818
00:38:50,663 --> 00:38:52,665
Yes. Yes, you could say that.

819
00:38:52,832 --> 00:38:54,501
It's amazing to me.

820
00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:56,102
- Is it?
- Yeah. Yeah.

821
00:38:56,269 --> 00:38:58,104
So, you, like, do all the customs
and everything?

822
00:38:58,271 --> 00:39:00,440
No, no, not all. No.

823
00:39:00,607 --> 00:39:02,208
But I do like to keep Shabbat.

824
00:39:03,243 --> 00:39:05,445
No matter what's going on with my life...

825
00:39:05,612 --> 00:39:07,414
once a week, I get to...

826
00:39:07,914 --> 00:39:10,950
slow down and take my rest seriously.

827
00:39:12,752 --> 00:39:13,853
And you?

828
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,121
No. Me? No, no.

829
00:39:15,288 --> 00:39:17,490
I mean, the whole thing
always seemed like a little...

830
00:39:17,657 --> 00:39:21,161
I don't know, arbitrary and mechanical
and archaic to me.

831
00:39:21,327 --> 00:39:23,163
I mean, no offense, obviously.

832
00:39:24,497 --> 00:39:26,700
I think it would really benefit you.

833
00:39:26,866 --> 00:39:29,869
You mean, like, benefit everybody
or, like, me specifically?

834
00:39:30,103 --> 00:39:31,404
You specifically.

835
00:39:32,872 --> 00:39:33,873
Benji.

836
00:39:34,441 --> 00:39:36,142
- Yo.
- Yo!

837
00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:39,446
I was thinking about what you said...

838
00:39:40,313 --> 00:39:42,649
on the train about understanding suffering.

839
00:39:43,783 --> 00:39:45,652
It really stirred me.

840
00:39:45,819 --> 00:39:47,587
Yo, seriously, Marcia?

841
00:39:47,754 --> 00:39:49,456
- Yeah.
- Dope.

842
00:39:49,989 --> 00:39:53,193
Last year,
my daughter married a very rich man.

843
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:54,461
****.

844
00:39:54,627 --> 00:39:57,731
And she's incapable of having a conversation
with any depth anymore.

845
00:39:57,897 --> 00:40:01,234
Well, yeah, of course. Money is like
****ing heroin for boring people.

846
00:40:02,350 --> 00:40:03,269
Well, I don't know what that means...

847
00:40:03,436 --> 00:40:07,400
but it's just so easy
to float through life...

848
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,476
forgetting how lucky we are.

849
00:40:09,642 --> 00:40:11,911
Guys, I'm eavesdropping. Is that okay?

850
00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:13,460
'Course, Eloge, come on in.

851
00:40:13,213 --> 00:40:16,750
I want to echo what Marcia was saying
if that's all right?

852
00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:18,485
- Really? Really?
- Of course.

853
00:40:18,651 --> 00:40:22,422
I find myself constantly baffled
by the way the world seems to carry on...

854
00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:24,891
like there aren't a million reasons
to be shocked.

855
00:40:25,392 --> 00:40:27,327
- To be... appalled.
- Exactly.

856
00:40:27,494 --> 00:40:29,129
Yeah. ****in' A.
That's exactly what I'm saying, man.

857
00:40:29,295 --> 00:40:31,531
I don't know. I mean, if, like,
we wept for every sad thing in the world...

858
00:40:31,698 --> 00:40:32,699
like, what would that accomplish?

859
00:40:32,866 --> 00:40:33,867
I don't know.

860
00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:35,602
Maybe sad shit wouldn't constantly happen.

861
00:40:35,769 --> 00:40:36,770
Exactly.

862
00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:41,374
David, we numb ourselves
to avoid thinking about our impact.

863
00:40:41,541 --> 00:40:45,780
Ignoring the proverbial slaughterhouse
to enjoy the steak, as it were.

864
00:40:45,245 --> 00:40:46,446
Yes, Eloge. Damn, that's a good analogy.

865
00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:49,150
No. And I get that. I get all that.
It just seems like maybe there's, like...

866
00:40:49,182 --> 00:40:50,817
a time and a place to grieve,
and maybe it's not...

867
00:40:50,984 --> 00:40:51,985
- Yo, Dave.
- What?

868
00:40:52,152 --> 00:40:53,486
We're on a ****ing Holocaust tour.

869
00:40:53,653 --> 00:40:56,723
If now is not the time and place
to grieve, to open up...

870
00:40:57,223 --> 00:40:58,558
I don't know what to tell you, man.

871
00:41:00,727 --> 00:41:02,862
Come on, then, you lot. Stragglers.

872
00:41:04,297 --> 00:41:05,732
So, here we are...

873
00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:07,934
at the famous Grodzka Gate...

874
00:41:08,101 --> 00:41:10,837
or, as it was once called, the Jewish Gate.

875
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,241
On the other side of this threshold
was the Jewish Quarter, okay?

876
00:41:15,408 --> 00:41:16,776
Now, as we pass through...

877
00:41:16,943 --> 00:41:20,480
I want you to try to imagine
what life was like hundreds of years ago.

878
00:41:20,647 --> 00:41:23,850
Try to avoid conjuring images
of the horrors to come...

879
00:41:24,170 --> 00:41:26,686
and just picture a vibrant city.

880
00:41:32,892 --> 00:41:35,195
The memories of Jewish life are here.

881
00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:38,732
But they're hidden around the city.

882
00:41:38,898 --> 00:41:43,300
And the oldest surviving synagogue
is on the second floor of an office building.

883
00:41:44,771 --> 00:41:47,640
But there are little pieces
of history frozen.

884
00:41:48,308 --> 00:41:50,410
Peeking out, waiting for us.

885
00:41:51,911 --> 00:41:53,713
A former Yiddish theater.

886
00:41:55,582 --> 00:41:56,750
A yeshiva.

887
00:41:58,318 --> 00:42:00,860
A Jewish-owned brewery.

888
00:42:01,488 --> 00:42:03,289
The Tarbut Hebrew School.

889
00:42:04,324 --> 00:42:06,693
The Community Council of Lublin.

890
00:42:08,361 --> 00:42:09,396
A tailor.

891
00:42:10,363 --> 00:42:11,831
A dry goods store.

892
00:42:12,899 --> 00:42:14,100
A bakery.

893
00:42:15,168 --> 00:42:16,369
A bookseller.

894
00:42:17,671 --> 00:42:19,720
A textile shop.

895
00:42:35,822 --> 00:42:38,191
So, there's some discrepancy
about the founding of the cemetery...

896
00:42:38,358 --> 00:42:41,610
- but most people have it pegged at 1541.
- Wow.

897
00:42:41,227 --> 00:42:42,620
- Can you imagine?
- No.

898
00:42:42,228 --> 00:42:43,830
That's before the founding
of the United States.

899
00:42:44,397 --> 00:42:46,266
That's before, I don't know, Shakespeare.

900
00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:50,837
And the oldest headstone in the whole
of Poland is actually located right here...

901
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,372
- in the cemetery.
- Yes. Kopelman.

902
00:42:52,539 --> 00:42:54,400
Yes, Eloge. How'd you know that?

903
00:42:54,207 --> 00:42:56,576
I read about it this morning.
Don't be too impressed.

904
00:42:57,444 --> 00:42:58,778
- What?
- Ding, ding. Right again, Eloge.

905
00:42:58,945 --> 00:43:01,470
- What's your problem now?
- Jacob Kopelman Levi. 1541.

906
00:43:01,214 --> 00:43:02,115
Who cares?

907
00:43:02,282 --> 00:43:03,817
It's quite unassuming, isn't it,
if you don't know what you're looking at?

908
00:43:03,983 --> 00:43:05,585
- Benji, what the ****?
- It's just...

909
00:43:05,752 --> 00:43:08,288
It's hard to know
whether the Jewish community was drawn to...

910
00:43:08,455 --> 00:43:10,623
- Lublin because of these local virtues or...
- Benji? Benji?

911
00:43:10,790 --> 00:43:12,292
- Yo, James?
- Shit. Benji?

912
00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:13,693
- Hey, James. Hey, man.
- Benji, Benji, Benji.

913
00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:14,861
- You all right, Benji?
- Hey, look, man...

914
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,997
you're, like, completely knowledgeable
about this shit.

915
00:43:18,164 --> 00:43:20,433
And it's ****in'... It's impressive, man.

916
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,236
And we all know that now and everything.
But, like...

917
00:43:23,403 --> 00:43:25,271
Like, these are real people, James, you know?

918
00:43:25,438 --> 00:43:27,607
They're not your little factoids
lying under here, okay?

919
00:43:27,774 --> 00:43:28,775
They're not history lessons.

920
00:43:28,942 --> 00:43:30,977
- Benji, Benji, okay.
- Just... Hey, maybe like take a seat.

921
00:43:31,144 --> 00:43:33,790
- Text your wife. Have a sit for a second.
- Sorry if I said something to upset you or...

922
00:43:33,246 --> 00:43:35,448
No. No, no, no. Look, look. You know
your shit. Don't get me wrong.

923
00:43:35,615 --> 00:43:37,851
And, Eloge, you, like, totally
know your shit, but I think it's just...

924
00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:39,619
the constant barrage of stats.

925
00:43:39,786 --> 00:43:41,354
It's making this whole thing feel very...

926
00:43:42,122 --> 00:43:43,123
cold, you know?

927
00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:47,127
Okay.

928
00:43:47,894 --> 00:43:51,464
I'm sorry. Maybe it's just my British tone
or something.

929
00:43:51,598 --> 00:43:52,999
I'm just trying to be honest.

930
00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:54,901
If it helps to have feedback,
that's what I'm doing.

931
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,737
- I think a major problem with your tour...
- Okay.

932
00:43:57,904 --> 00:43:59,272
- Oh, my God.
- If I can just... This is okay?

933
00:43:59,439 --> 00:44:01,608
- This is a free space?
- Okay.

934
00:44:02,108 --> 00:44:03,743
I just think we've been,
like, completely cut off...

935
00:44:03,910 --> 00:44:07,247
from anything that's like,
****ing, like, real, you know?

936
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,816
- It's all real, Benji.
- Is it?

937
00:44:09,983 --> 00:44:11,584
I've only said real things.
I've only said real things.

938
00:44:11,751 --> 00:44:13,920
It's real? Then how come I haven't met
anyone that's actually Polish?

939
00:44:14,870 --> 00:44:16,456
I haven't had any interaction with somebody
who's, like, from here.

940
00:44:16,623 --> 00:44:17,624
- You know what I mean?
- Benji, come on.

941
00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:20,460
We've just been going from one touristy thing
to another touristy thing, you know?

942
00:44:20,627 --> 00:44:23,396
Yeah, no, but that sort of is what a tour is,
though, isn't it?

943
00:44:23,563 --> 00:44:24,698
Going from one touristy thing to another.

944
00:44:24,864 --> 00:44:26,700
That's kind of what you signed up for,
isn't it?

945
00:44:26,866 --> 00:44:28,368
Well, Dave signed up for the tour.

946
00:44:29,703 --> 00:44:31,438
All right. Yeah, no. I mean, I'm sorry.

947
00:44:32,272 --> 00:44:34,107
Look, man. And you know what?

948
00:44:34,274 --> 00:44:37,243
Honestly, it's like a mostly amazing tour.

949
00:44:37,410 --> 00:44:39,279
I mean it, man.
Like I'm ****in'... I'm lovin' it.

950
00:44:39,446 --> 00:44:40,447
It's totally Dave's speed.

951
00:44:40,613 --> 00:44:44,451
But just, like, chill on the facts
and figures for just a little bit.

952
00:44:44,617 --> 00:44:46,119
I mean, would that be cool?

953
00:44:47,854 --> 00:44:50,890
- No. Yeah, 'course. Yeah. Let's tone it down.
- Great.

954
00:44:51,570 --> 00:44:53,226
Cool, that's all. That's all I'm asking.

955
00:44:55,795 --> 00:44:58,665
Well, what I was gonna suggest was
we could put a rock on...

956
00:45:01,201 --> 00:45:03,403
Kopelman's headstone.

957
00:45:04,204 --> 00:45:05,205
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

958
00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:06,873
- ****in' love that idea.
- No, I think that's a good idea.

959
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,241
Thanks, man.

960
00:45:08,408 --> 00:45:09,409
So can I call them over?

961
00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:10,543
Do whatever you want, man.
It's your tour, James.

962
00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:11,911
Okay, if everybody could just
come over here for a moment?

963
00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:14,280
- Everybody? Marcia?
- Everyone look for stones.

964
00:45:15,315 --> 00:45:18,518
- Here we go. Look, here's one.
- Yeah. Yeah, no problem.

965
00:45:19,419 --> 00:45:21,621
If I can just very quickly...

966
00:45:21,788 --> 00:45:25,792
This is the oldest tombstone
in all of Poland.

967
00:45:26,393 --> 00:45:30,130
And it belongs to a man
called Jacob Kopelman Levi...

968
00:45:30,296 --> 00:45:33,700
who was a real human person who lived...

969
00:45:34,701 --> 00:45:36,903
in the real world.
He was Polish.

970
00:45:38,505 --> 00:45:39,973
From Poland.

971
00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:43,476
And Benji and I were just discussing
what might be nice to do...

972
00:45:43,643 --> 00:45:47,147
and we thought maybe we could
all put a stone on his grave.

973
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,617
Various theories about this Jewish tradition.

974
00:45:50,784 --> 00:45:53,753
But personally, I like to think it's just...

975
00:45:54,187 --> 00:45:57,724
a simple warm gesture to say...

976
00:45:58,792 --> 00:46:00,600
"You're not forgotten."

977
00:46:03,163 --> 00:46:04,831
That was beautiful, James.
Thank you.

978
00:46:05,198 --> 00:46:09,335
Okay. So, let's do that, shall we?
Everyone?

979
00:46:09,669 --> 00:46:11,400
- Should we try and find some nice stones?
- Yeah. Yes.

980
00:46:11,171 --> 00:46:12,238
- Yeah, that was great.
- Good idea.

981
00:46:12,405 --> 00:46:13,473
- Yeah.
- I'll go look for a stone.

982
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,876
- Great, great.
- I think that was a very lovely idea, Benji.

983
00:46:17,430 --> 00:46:18,645
- Thanks, Marcia. Thank you.
- Yeah. It was nice.

984
00:46:18,812 --> 00:46:20,447
Yeah, we sorta cooked it up.

985
00:46:20,613 --> 00:46:22,820
- Let's find it.
- Stone hunt.

986
00:46:22,248 --> 00:46:24,284
I'm gonna have the biggest stones.

987
00:46:24,784 --> 00:46:27,253
I want, like, a nice flat one, that's like...

988
00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:28,588
- Sorry.
- Here we go.

989
00:46:28,755 --> 00:46:29,956
- It's fine.
- Hey, Marcia.

990
00:46:30,123 --> 00:46:30,990
Yeah.

991
00:46:31,624 --> 00:46:33,526
Okay. We all good with our stones?

992
00:46:33,693 --> 00:46:35,195
I'd like this one, please.

993
00:47:10,230 --> 00:47:13,666
My dad was everyone's favorite,
but my dad's brother...

994
00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:15,502
- was the real brains of the family.
- Yeah.

995
00:47:15,668 --> 00:47:18,571
He got rejected from medical school
because of quotas...

996
00:47:18,738 --> 00:47:20,273
- you know, with Jewish doctors.
- Right.

997
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:21,541
And he... I'm sorry.

998
00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:24,611
I'm just having a little trouble
competing with Hava Nagila.

999
00:47:24,778 --> 00:47:25,812
- I'm so sorry. Yeah.
- Yeah.

1000
00:47:25,979 --> 00:47:27,247
We come here every tour...

1001
00:47:27,414 --> 00:47:28,615
and the food is wonderful...

1002
00:47:28,782 --> 00:47:30,917
but the music can be
a little bit kitschy, so...

1003
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:32,285
Anti-Semitic pricks.

1004
00:47:32,952 --> 00:47:35,955
Well, I don't know about anti-Semitic,
like, the owners are Jewish, but...

1005
00:47:36,589 --> 00:47:38,658
Sorry. Please continue, Marcia.

1006
00:47:39,192 --> 00:47:42,495
So my Uncle Sam
couldn't go to medical school...

1007
00:47:42,662 --> 00:47:44,230
so he became a pharmacist...

1008
00:47:44,397 --> 00:47:47,400
and he ended up owning five...
Five, yeah.

1009
00:47:47,567 --> 00:47:49,335
Five pharmacies
in and around the Chicago area.

1010
00:47:49,502 --> 00:47:51,400
- Wow.
- Like, he started what we now...

1011
00:47:51,171 --> 00:47:53,173
- think of as, like, a modern-day drug store.
- Yeah.

1012
00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:54,574
- Yeah. Exactly.
- That's extraordinary.

1013
00:47:54,741 --> 00:47:56,420
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah. And now the song's over.

1014
00:47:56,209 --> 00:47:58,211
Just as I'm done with my story,
which is my usual...

1015
00:47:58,378 --> 00:48:00,580
That just speaks of the whole
immigrant experience, don't you think?

1016
00:48:00,747 --> 00:48:03,183
- Exactly.
- I can attest to that, absolutely.

1017
00:48:03,350 --> 00:48:06,190
Mark's great uncle
came off the boat from Poland...

1018
00:48:06,186 --> 00:48:08,788
landed in Galveston for some fakakta reason.

1019
00:48:09,322 --> 00:48:10,323
Jew in Texas.

1020
00:48:10,490 --> 00:48:13,526
And he made money by taking the furniture
the rich people threw out on the street...

1021
00:48:13,693 --> 00:48:15,628
refurbishing it and reselling.

1022
00:48:15,795 --> 00:48:17,197
- Really?
- True story. Mm-hmm.

1023
00:48:17,364 --> 00:48:20,900
Apparently, he ended up selling some of it
back to the original owners.

1024
00:48:21,670 --> 00:48:22,680
- No, he did not. Is that true?
- Yes.

1025
00:48:22,235 --> 00:48:23,236
- Of course, he did.
- Great uncle.

1026
00:48:23,403 --> 00:48:24,404
Brilliant. Yeah, that is brilliant.

1027
00:48:24,571 --> 00:48:26,272
Rich people are ****ing idiots.

1028
00:48:28,108 --> 00:48:30,643
Well, anyway, our grandmother. She was...

1029
00:48:30,810 --> 00:48:31,978
Grandma Dory.

1030
00:48:32,746 --> 00:48:36,349
Yeah. Our Grandmother Dory,
whose house we're seeing on Thursday...

1031
00:48:36,349 --> 00:48:38,852
was also just this, you know, amazing woman.

1032
00:48:39,190 --> 00:48:40,653
She was just like one of these, like...

1033
00:48:40,954 --> 00:48:43,623
bygone realist types
that you don't see anymore.

1034
00:48:43,790 --> 00:48:46,126
You know, just like blunt and tough and...

1035
00:48:46,993 --> 00:48:49,662
I mean, to be honest, I was like,
scared shitless my whole childhood of her.

1036
00:48:49,829 --> 00:48:50,830
I was never scared of her.

1037
00:48:50,997 --> 00:48:52,320
That is true. That is true.

1038
00:48:52,198 --> 00:48:54,434
No. She and Benji had some,
like, special secret language.

1039
00:48:54,601 --> 00:48:56,903
They always said
exactly what was on their minds. Didn't you?

1040
00:48:57,700 --> 00:48:58,204
- Had no choice.
- Yeah.

1041
00:48:58,371 --> 00:49:00,206
And a similar story,
she survived the camps...

1042
00:49:00,373 --> 00:49:02,242
through, like, a thousand miracles...

1043
00:49:02,409 --> 00:49:04,878
and she made her way to New York,
and she wanted to design dresses.

1044
00:49:05,450 --> 00:49:08,515
But she couldn't afford fashion school,
so she got stuck working as a secretary.

1045
00:49:08,682 --> 00:49:09,849
Yeah. And then she was like, "**** this."

1046
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,851
And she ended up
taking over the whole company.

1047
00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:13,186
- Wow.
- Baller.

1048
00:49:13,353 --> 00:49:16,322
Well, he's making it sound like
she led a junta or something. No.

1049
00:49:16,489 --> 00:49:18,458
No, she was just...
No, she was super smart.

1050
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,660
It was a small commercial real estate
company. It was not, you know...

1051
00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:22,620
I used to speak to her every Thursday.

1052
00:49:22,228 --> 00:49:23,163
- Aw.
- Yeah.

1053
00:49:23,329 --> 00:49:25,310
- Literally every Thursday.
- That is so nice, Benji.

1054
00:49:25,198 --> 00:49:28,568
If I hear from my kids once a month,
it's a shock.

1055
00:49:29,102 --> 00:49:30,236
Marcia. **** those guys.

1056
00:49:30,403 --> 00:49:32,172
Man, I wouldn't miss a week.

1057
00:49:32,872 --> 00:49:34,400
She was tough on me.

1058
00:49:34,474 --> 00:49:36,376
She was the only one
in the whole ****in' family...

1059
00:49:36,543 --> 00:49:38,211
that would keep me honest.

1060
00:49:38,378 --> 00:49:40,914
You know, everyone else just disappeared
when I needed them most.

1061
00:49:43,830 --> 00:49:46,286
Yeah. But, you know,
Grandma never pitied herself.

1062
00:49:46,786 --> 00:49:48,955
In fact, she always told me
she was grateful for her struggle.

1063
00:49:49,122 --> 00:49:50,123
Well, that's just it.

1064
00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:52,992
What she endured, that gave her hope, right?

1065
00:49:53,159 --> 00:49:54,861
Yes. In fact,
she used to tell me that, like...

1066
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:58,164
you know, first-generation immigrants
work some, like, menial job.

1067
00:49:58,331 --> 00:50:00,400
You know, they drive cabs, they deliver food.

1068
00:50:00,567 --> 00:50:02,168
Second generation, they go to good schools...

1069
00:50:02,335 --> 00:50:04,504
and they become like, you know,
a doctor or lawyer or whatever.

1070
00:50:04,671 --> 00:50:07,607
And the third generation
lives in their mother's basement...

1071
00:50:07,774 --> 00:50:09,750
and smokes pot all day.

1072
00:50:09,642 --> 00:50:10,777
I mean...

1073
00:50:12,145 --> 00:50:13,313
She said that?

1074
00:50:16,149 --> 00:50:18,651
I think she was like, just speaking generally
about, like, the immigrant experience.

1075
00:50:18,818 --> 00:50:20,420
Because I lived in my mom's basement.

1076
00:50:20,587 --> 00:50:21,755
- She was just talking about immigrants.
- Okay.

1077
00:50:21,921 --> 00:50:22,789
- That's all.
- Yeah.

1078
00:50:31,197 --> 00:50:32,665
I gotsta pee.

1079
00:50:35,435 --> 00:50:36,603
Oh, yeah.

1080
00:50:37,103 --> 00:50:39,506
When I go to the bathroom, I'll get that.
Don't worry.

1081
00:50:41,107 --> 00:50:42,242
Pee-pee time.

1082
00:50:47,847 --> 00:50:49,150
I'm sorry about him.

1083
00:50:49,749 --> 00:50:50,750
No, no.

1084
00:50:51,317 --> 00:50:52,652
What a troubled young man.

1085
00:50:52,819 --> 00:50:54,688
He wants to be good. You can see the spark.

1086
00:50:54,854 --> 00:50:56,220
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah. Absolutely, Eloge.

1087
00:50:56,189 --> 00:50:58,291
Forgive me if I don't see
this magical spark.

1088
00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:00,627
Mark, stop it.
He's tormented for whatever reason.

1089
00:51:00,794 --> 00:51:01,795
- Okay. Okay.
- He's funny...

1090
00:51:01,961 --> 00:51:04,464
and he's charming under all the mishegoss.

1091
00:51:04,698 --> 00:51:05,732
I feel bad for him.

1092
00:51:05,899 --> 00:51:07,600
- Has he always been like this?
- Yeah.

1093
00:51:07,767 --> 00:51:09,269
I mean, he's always been,
like, up and down, you know?

1094
00:51:09,436 --> 00:51:12,372
Like, he's sensitive and he, like,
sees people so clearly, you know?

1095
00:51:12,539 --> 00:51:15,208
But then you say the wrong thing
and, like, something switches.

1096
00:51:15,542 --> 00:51:16,943
Maybe it's not appropriate to talk about him.

1097
00:51:17,110 --> 00:51:18,611
No. What's not appropriate?

1098
00:51:18,778 --> 00:51:21,848
You obviously got something going on
between you and...

1099
00:51:22,682 --> 00:51:24,284
Well, he's clearly in pain.

1100
00:51:24,451 --> 00:51:26,319
Yeah, but isn't everyone in pain in some way?

1101
00:51:26,486 --> 00:51:28,922
I mean,
look at what happened to our families.

1102
00:51:29,890 --> 00:51:30,323
Look at where we came from.

1103
00:51:30,490 --> 00:51:32,492
I mean, who isn't...
You know, who isn't wrought?

1104
00:51:32,659 --> 00:51:34,894
- Well, you seem okay.
- I'm not, though. I'm not.

1105
00:51:35,610 --> 00:51:37,530
I just, like, take a pill
for my ****ing OCD, you know...

1106
00:51:37,697 --> 00:51:41,670
and I jog and I meditate,
and I go to work in the morning.

1107
00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:43,870
I, like, come home at the end of the day,
and I, like, move forward, you know...

1108
00:51:44,370 --> 00:51:45,505
because I know
that my pain is unexceptional...

1109
00:51:45,672 --> 00:51:47,107
so I don't feel the need to, like...

1110
00:51:47,273 --> 00:51:48,808
I don't know,
burden everybody with it, you know?

1111
00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:50,110
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1112
00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:52,412
Yeah. God, I'm sorry.

1113
00:51:52,579 --> 00:51:53,580
No. It's all right, David.

1114
00:51:53,747 --> 00:51:56,820
- It's okay.
- I'm sorry. I'm ranting. I'm just, like...

1115
00:51:58,284 --> 00:51:59,819
I don't know.

1116
00:52:02,188 --> 00:52:06,793
Sorry. I'm just, like, so ****ing exhausted
by him sometimes, you know, like I...

1117
00:52:07,694 --> 00:52:09,362
I love him...

1118
00:52:09,529 --> 00:52:10,864
and I hate him...

1119
00:52:11,310 --> 00:52:13,533
and I want to kill him.

1120
00:52:14,734 --> 00:52:17,103
And I want to be him, you know?

1121
00:52:17,270 --> 00:52:18,705
And I feel, like...

1122
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,241
so stupid around him, you know...

1123
00:52:21,408 --> 00:52:23,877
because he is so ****ing cool,
and he just does not give a shit.

1124
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,450
And then...

1125
00:52:25,912 --> 00:52:29,582
just, like, being here with him
is just so ****ing baffling to me, you know?

1126
00:52:29,749 --> 00:52:31,951
It's just baffling 'cause it's, like...

1127
00:52:32,118 --> 00:52:36,890
how did this guy come
from the survivors of this place, you know?

1128
00:52:37,570 --> 00:52:40,293
I mean that your uncle had to sell,
like, used furniture to rich ***holes...

1129
00:52:40,460 --> 00:52:41,861
or, like, couldn't get into medical school...

1130
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,496
And that you survived, like...

1131
00:52:43,663 --> 00:52:46,733
the worst thing to happen on this planet
in the last 30 years.

1132
00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:50,236
And that our grandma survived
by a thousand miracles...

1133
00:52:50,403 --> 00:52:52,872
when the entire world was trying to kill her,
you know?

1134
00:52:53,390 --> 00:52:55,375
And I look at him...

1135
00:52:55,909 --> 00:52:58,445
and I just, like, wanna ask him...

1136
00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:02,482
I just wanna ask him, and I just can't.

1137
00:53:04,184 --> 00:53:07,954
Like, how did the product
of a thousand ****ing miracles...

1138
00:53:08,121 --> 00:53:11,240
overdose on a bottle of sleeping pills?

1139
00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:14,600
What?

1140
00:53:14,494 --> 00:53:15,962
What did you say?

1141
00:53:16,129 --> 00:53:17,397
Yeah, he tried to...

1142
00:53:18,898 --> 00:53:21,201
Yeah. Sorry.
I probably shouldn't have said anything.

1143
00:53:23,690 --> 00:53:26,272
It's okay. I'm sorry to hear that.

1144
00:53:26,439 --> 00:53:28,742
I'm so sorry. That's very distressing.

1145
00:53:28,908 --> 00:53:30,430
When did this happen?

1146
00:53:30,210 --> 00:53:32,145
Like, six months ago.

1147
00:53:32,979 --> 00:53:35,782
My Aunt Leah, Benji's mom,
found him on the couch.

1148
00:53:37,851 --> 00:53:41,121
And I know he is so funny and so charming.

1149
00:53:41,287 --> 00:53:45,392
And you are all gonna walk away
with this picture of this amazing man...

1150
00:53:45,558 --> 00:53:47,794
which he totally is in so many ways.

1151
00:53:48,461 --> 00:53:50,397
But when I picture him...

1152
00:53:51,398 --> 00:53:54,768
it is passed out on a ratty basement couch...

1153
00:53:54,934 --> 00:53:58,104
while I am in New York City
with my beautiful wife and adorable child...

1154
00:53:58,271 --> 00:54:00,140
and it just ****ing kills me.

1155
00:54:03,376 --> 00:54:06,112
Sorry. I'm oversharing.

1156
00:54:14,421 --> 00:54:15,822
Well, they're back again.

1157
00:54:17,190 --> 00:54:18,191
It's him.

1158
00:54:29,202 --> 00:54:30,937
Did you know he plays the piano?

1159
00:54:31,871 --> 00:54:33,707
We used to take lessons together.

1160
00:54:37,977 --> 00:54:39,790
Excuse me.

1161
00:55:14,547 --> 00:55:15,782
Aw, that's so nice, Benji.

1162
00:55:15,949 --> 00:55:17,684
That was wonderful, Benji.

1163
00:56:13,390 --> 00:56:14,741
****.

1164
00:56:23,149 --> 00:56:25,352
Hi. Sorry to bother you.

1165
00:56:25,518 --> 00:56:29,322
Did you happen to see, like,
my cousin come through or anything?

1166
00:56:29,489 --> 00:56:30,490
He's, like...

1167
00:56:35,128 --> 00:56:37,797
Have been forwarded to
an automated voice messaging system.

1168
00:56:37,964 --> 00:56:39,320
Boner.

1169
00:56:39,199 --> 00:56:40,567
Is not available.

1170
00:56:40,734 --> 00:56:43,737
The mailbox is full and cannot accept
any messages at this time.

1171
00:56:43,903 --> 00:56:44,904
Goodbye.

1172
00:56:55,682 --> 00:56:57,417
- Hello?
- Dude, where the **** are ya?

1173
00:56:57,584 --> 00:56:58,685
We're all downstairs waiting for you, man.

1174
00:56:58,852 --> 00:56:59,853
Oh, shit.

1175
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:01,154
- Get your *** down here.
- ****.

1176
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:16,269
Ah, there he is. Mornin', Dave.

1177
00:57:16,436 --> 00:57:18,400
You sleep through your alarm or somethin'?

1178
00:57:18,171 --> 00:57:20,273
No. My phone died
because I didn't plug it in...

1179
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,575
because I spent the night looking for you.
Where the **** were you?

1180
00:57:22,742 --> 00:57:25,745
Oh. Sorry, dude. Yeah. You were fast asleep.

1181
00:57:25,912 --> 00:57:27,714
Yeah?
Well, you scared the shit out of me, Benji.

1182
00:57:27,847 --> 00:57:29,482
Oh. Sorry, man.

1183
00:57:29,649 --> 00:57:31,284
Yeah, I was just kicking it with Marcia.
Didn't wanna wake you.

1184
00:57:31,451 --> 00:57:33,353
- Good morning, gang.
- Mornin'.

1185
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:34,688
- You're all down so early. I love that.
- Morning.

1186
00:57:34,854 --> 00:57:35,855
Good morning.

1187
00:57:36,690 --> 00:57:38,240
Well, the van should be here.

1188
00:57:38,191 --> 00:57:42,128
It's gonna be an eerily short drive. Okay?

1189
00:57:51,538 --> 00:57:54,541
Whatever. Yeah.
I think I was feeling okay until...

1190
00:57:56,142 --> 00:57:57,243
I don't like...

1191
00:57:57,410 --> 00:58:00,747
Okay. So, if I could just
get everyone's attention just for a moment.

1192
00:58:01,748 --> 00:58:02,749
- James.
- I don't wanna state the obvious...

1193
00:58:02,916 --> 00:58:04,784
but today is gonna be quite a taxing day.

1194
00:58:05,318 --> 00:58:07,954
If you've never been to
a concentration camp before...

1195
00:58:08,121 --> 00:58:10,123
it can be pretty overwhelming.

1196
00:58:10,857 --> 00:58:12,726
We'll be there in, like,
literally two minutes.

1197
00:58:12,892 --> 00:58:14,828
Okay? Thanks, everyone.

1198
00:58:36,916 --> 00:58:38,180
Everyone all right?

1199
00:58:39,753 --> 00:58:41,588
So, the first thing you might notice...

1200
00:58:41,755 --> 00:58:45,692
is that Majdanek is literally just
two miles from Lublin town square.

1201
00:58:47,193 --> 00:58:50,630
Can you imagine life continuing on...

1202
00:58:50,230 --> 00:58:53,767
a bustling town center
just two miles from these grounds?

1203
00:58:58,538 --> 00:59:00,874
Before the Red Army got to Majdanek...

1204
00:59:01,410 --> 00:59:02,942
the Nazis had actually moved
most of their prisoners...

1205
00:59:03,109 --> 00:59:04,911
to other camps out west.

1206
00:59:05,780 --> 00:59:07,647
And, in their haste,
the SS didn't destroy the evidence.

1207
00:59:07,814 --> 00:59:09,449
So, unlike other camps...

1208
00:59:09,616 --> 00:59:12,419
Majdanek is actually quite...

1209
00:59:12,585 --> 00:59:15,488
well-preserved, for lack of a better phrase.

1210
00:59:28,368 --> 00:59:29,869
So, before we head in...

1211
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,573
I might be a little bit sparser
with my information overload today.

1212
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,777
This is a sacred site where
many thousands were murdered, and...

1213
00:59:37,944 --> 00:59:40,980
I think you'll find this place
kinda speaks for itself.

1214
00:59:41,848 --> 00:59:42,849
Okay?

1215
00:59:52,192 --> 00:59:53,193
Hey.

1216
00:59:54,394 --> 00:59:55,395
Hey.

1217
00:59:59,933 --> 01:00:01,201
These are the barracks.

1218
01:00:11,611 --> 01:00:13,380
This is the men's bathhouse.

1219
01:00:24,190 --> 01:00:27,727
"He grabbed his whip
and herded us towards the bathhouse.

1220
01:00:28,128 --> 01:00:32,399
"There, once our hair was cut and shaved
from our entire bodies...

1221
01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:34,534
"we went into the next room."

1222
01:00:56,790 --> 01:00:58,358
This is the gas chamber.

1223
01:01:19,579 --> 01:01:23,116
The blue stains on the walls
are residue from the deadly gas...

1224
01:01:23,283 --> 01:01:24,451
Zyklon B.

1225
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:34,561
The ovens.

1226
01:02:59,612 --> 01:03:01,147
Just hang here for a moment. Yeah?

1227
01:03:03,616 --> 01:03:04,617
Okay.

1228
01:03:06,986 --> 01:03:10,230
So, if we just gather here for just a moment.

1229
01:03:10,323 --> 01:03:11,958
How are we all feeling?

1230
01:03:12,625 --> 01:03:14,694
Mm. Not feeling so good.

1231
01:03:15,610 --> 01:03:16,963
Numb, maybe?

1232
01:03:17,130 --> 01:03:18,398
Yeah. That's about right.

1233
01:03:18,565 --> 01:03:21,101
Eloge, how are you doing? I know
you don't have the same advantage of...

1234
01:03:21,267 --> 01:03:23,203
distance, so to speak.

1235
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,574
I'm okay. I feel shaken.

1236
01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:29,376
But...

1237
01:03:29,542 --> 01:03:31,911
- I guess that's better than feeling nothing.
- Yeah.

1238
01:03:33,413 --> 01:03:36,816
Well, thank you all for
sharing that with me and with each other.

1239
01:03:36,983 --> 01:03:40,253
Don't wanna rush anyone, but obviously
we're leaving for Zamość quite soon.

1240
01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:41,654
So just to change gears...

1241
01:03:42,288 --> 01:03:43,490
we're losing the lads.

1242
01:03:43,656 --> 01:03:44,891
- Aw.
- Very sad. Yep.

1243
01:03:45,580 --> 01:03:47,293
The boys are staying here for another night,
and then...

1244
01:03:47,460 --> 01:03:49,896
finishing their pilgrimage
to see Grandma Dory's house.

1245
01:03:50,630 --> 01:03:52,365
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I'm...

1246
01:03:52,532 --> 01:03:56,336
I'm gonna miss all you guys.
Like a weird, ****ed-up family.

1247
01:03:57,671 --> 01:03:59,272
- Can I just...
- Yeah.

1248
01:03:59,439 --> 01:04:00,774
- Thanks, David.
- You are amazing.

1249
01:04:00,940 --> 01:04:01,941
Thanks so much.

1250
01:04:02,108 --> 01:04:03,777
Send me a photograph
of your grandma's house.

1251
01:04:03,943 --> 01:04:05,111
- I wanna see it, okay?
- Yeah. I'll do that.

1252
01:04:05,278 --> 01:04:06,279
- Okay.
- Thank you.

1253
01:04:06,446 --> 01:04:08,415
- Have fun at Grandma's.
- Take care of yourself, honey.

1254
01:04:08,581 --> 01:04:10,830
You too. And take care of him...

1255
01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:11,840
- 'cause he won't.
- Okay.

1256
01:04:11,251 --> 01:04:12,252
No, no, no, that's fine.

1257
01:04:12,419 --> 01:04:13,820
- Take care of this guy.
- Right.

1258
01:04:13,987 --> 01:04:14,988
You're a good guy, Benji.

1259
01:04:15,155 --> 01:04:16,623
No. You are.

1260
01:04:16,790 --> 01:04:18,625
- Do you mean that? Really?
- Yes, I do.

1261
01:04:18,792 --> 01:04:19,726
- Thanks. Travel safe.
- Go in peace, my friend.

1262
01:04:19,893 --> 01:04:21,561
Oh, ****in' A. That means a lot to me.

1263
01:04:21,728 --> 01:04:23,229
I'm gonna look up what that means.

1264
01:04:24,531 --> 01:04:28,268
- Take care. So good to do this.
- So, Benji, I just want to say...

1265
01:04:28,435 --> 01:04:30,437
I've been doing this
for five and a half years.

1266
01:04:30,603 --> 01:04:31,571
And I always say...

1267
01:04:31,738 --> 01:04:33,440
"Please, just let me know
if I can do anything better."

1268
01:04:33,606 --> 01:04:36,142
And you're the first person ever
to give me...

1269
01:04:36,309 --> 01:04:37,544
actionable feedback, so...

1270
01:04:37,711 --> 01:04:39,779
- thank you so much for that, yeah.
- Get the **** outta here. What did I say?

1271
01:04:40,747 --> 01:04:43,416
What are you talking about?
You know, the stuff about engaging with...

1272
01:04:43,583 --> 01:04:46,119
Polish people and the Polish culture and...

1273
01:04:46,286 --> 01:04:48,288
Oh, man, that sounds great.
You should ****ing do that, man.

1274
01:04:48,455 --> 01:04:50,190
I know. And I resisted it on the day...

1275
01:04:50,357 --> 01:04:51,958
but I can't stop thinking about it.

1276
01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:55,328
And you've really
reawakened something in me, so...

1277
01:04:55,495 --> 01:04:57,897
- Get the **** outta here, man.
- You're a very honest man...

1278
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,266
- and that's rare. And I appreciate it, so...
- Yeah. Oh, shut up.

1279
01:05:00,433 --> 01:05:02,869
- Come on. Like...
- Thanks so much. Thank you.

1280
01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:04,204
Okay.

1281
01:05:04,371 --> 01:05:06,439
Sorry.
I just wanted to get that off my chest.

1282
01:05:06,606 --> 01:05:07,607
Thanks, David.

1283
01:05:11,711 --> 01:05:13,313
He's a nice guy.

1284
01:05:29,620 --> 01:05:30,130
- Did you?
- Yeah. Well, no.

1285
01:05:30,296 --> 01:05:31,598
I mean, that's absurd.

1286
01:05:31,765 --> 01:05:34,670
- Yeah. Yeah. What? What?
- Does this look good?

1287
01:05:34,234 --> 01:05:35,769
- What? Yeah. All right, let's go.
- How much is this?

1288
01:05:36,603 --> 01:05:37,604
You don't need to get the hat.

1289
01:05:37,771 --> 01:05:38,772
Do you want one too?

1290
01:05:38,938 --> 01:05:40,730
No. You look like the Ricola man.

1291
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:42,308
Do you want that? No, that's for you.

1292
01:05:42,475 --> 01:05:43,710
You get to keep it.

1293
01:05:43,877 --> 01:05:45,145
- Yeah. I wouldn't know what to do with it.
- Okay. Benji.

1294
01:05:45,311 --> 01:05:48,480
Can we get something to eat that's, like,
not pickled?

1295
01:05:48,214 --> 01:05:49,749
- Pierogies?
- Anything that's not...

1296
01:05:49,916 --> 01:05:51,751
- pierogies and not pickled.
- Sauerkraut?

1297
01:05:51,918 --> 01:05:54,120
Sauerkraut is... it's pickled and German.

1298
01:05:54,287 --> 01:05:56,456
...to go and grab kids' heads in the audience
and lick it.

1299
01:05:56,623 --> 01:05:58,558
- God, that's so gross.
- Yeah! The Bushwhacker! And it's...

1300
01:05:59,959 --> 01:06:02,280
Yes. I remember that. Yeah.

1301
01:06:02,529 --> 01:06:03,530
Hey, doggie.

1302
01:06:06,900 --> 01:06:07,734
Yo, can I have a swig?

1303
01:06:07,901 --> 01:06:10,904
Oh, yeah. Have as much as you want.
We got the cheap shit.

1304
01:06:13,740 --> 01:06:15,208
- All right. Check out this building.
- Yeah.

1305
01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:17,944
Pretty tall. I got one last joint.

1306
01:06:18,545 --> 01:06:20,800
How are we gonna get up?

1307
01:06:21,981 --> 01:06:22,916
Shall we?

1308
01:06:30,890 --> 01:06:31,891
Blork.

1309
01:06:42,936 --> 01:06:44,204
Mm. Mm-hmm.

1310
01:06:53,413 --> 01:06:55,582
- All right.
- Yeah. Not bad. Not bad.

1311
01:06:57,450 --> 01:06:58,485
Shit. You know what I think that is?

1312
01:06:58,651 --> 01:06:59,652
Hmm. What?

1313
01:06:59,819 --> 01:07:01,421
Look way down there.
You see those, like, three lights?

1314
01:07:01,588 --> 01:07:02,622
- What?
- One, two, three.

1315
01:07:02,789 --> 01:07:03,857
- Oh, shit.
- I think it's the camp.

1316
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:05,458
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1317
01:07:05,625 --> 01:07:06,860
Really is so close.

1318
01:07:11,310 --> 01:07:12,599
Yeah, so, what are you thinkin' of doing...

1319
01:07:12,766 --> 01:07:14,100
when you get back to Binghamton?

1320
01:07:15,435 --> 01:07:16,870
What do you mean?

1321
01:07:17,370 --> 01:07:18,605
I mean, like, what's...
Like, what's your plan?

1322
01:07:20,306 --> 01:07:22,375
Dude, give me that
if you're just gonna ****ing stare at it.

1323
01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:23,610
- Oh, sorry.
- It's my last one.

1324
01:07:23,777 --> 01:07:24,778
- Sorry, man.
- All right.

1325
01:07:24,944 --> 01:07:25,945
Sorry about that.

1326
01:07:26,746 --> 01:07:28,415
Yeah, well, when I get back,
it's gonna be pretty busy.

1327
01:07:28,581 --> 01:07:29,582
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

1328
01:07:29,749 --> 01:07:30,784
- That's awesome.
- Yeah.

1329
01:07:30,950 --> 01:07:32,485
My buddy, Tim, is re-roofing his house,

1330
01:07:32,652 --> 01:07:34,200
and I'm probably gonna
help him out with that.

1331
01:07:34,187 --> 01:07:35,588
He's got a shit ton of adobe.

1332
01:07:35,755 --> 01:07:37,223
Has no idea what the **** he's doing.

1333
01:07:37,390 --> 01:07:38,391
- Really?
- Yeah.

1334
01:07:39,693 --> 01:07:40,694
- Gonna be good, though.
- Yeah.

1335
01:07:40,860 --> 01:07:42,328
Be pretty sweet when he's finished.
You know?

1336
01:07:44,330 --> 01:07:45,532
Keeps moisture out better than that...

1337
01:07:45,699 --> 01:07:47,400
plastic toxic shit they use on all those...

1338
01:07:47,567 --> 01:07:49,736
- bullshit suburban houses, you know?
- Oh, yeah. That's awesome.

1339
01:07:49,903 --> 01:07:51,538
Yeah. It's gonna be pretty rad.

1340
01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:55,875
Well, that's, like, Tim's house.

1341
01:07:56,976 --> 01:07:58,244
- So?
- So...

1342
01:07:59,112 --> 01:08:00,213
what are you gonna do?

1343
01:08:00,814 --> 01:08:02,182
Oh, man. Why the **** you asking me that?

1344
01:08:02,349 --> 01:08:04,651
I wanna make sure you're good
and that you have, like, a plan.

1345
01:08:06,152 --> 01:08:07,854
- Sorry. Maybe I'm a little stoned. I'm sorry.
- Yeah. No. Mm-mm.

1346
01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:09,220
- Here, take this.
- No. It's all right.

1347
01:08:09,189 --> 01:08:11,124
- I can't be trusted.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

1348
01:08:13,226 --> 01:08:15,161
And, like,
what are you gonna do when you go home?

1349
01:08:16,863 --> 01:08:18,531
I don't know. Go back to, like...

1350
01:08:18,698 --> 01:08:20,700
my job and my family, the usual.

1351
01:08:20,867 --> 01:08:22,902
Great. I look forward to
speaking to you in six months.

1352
01:08:24,237 --> 01:08:25,238
What does that mean?

1353
01:08:25,405 --> 01:08:26,406
- You know what it means, man.
- Do I?

1354
01:08:26,573 --> 01:08:27,707
I don't really wanna start anything.

1355
01:08:27,874 --> 01:08:28,875
Okay, good. Then don't.

1356
01:08:32,379 --> 01:08:34,781
You used to be ****ing different, man.
You used to be so emotional.

1357
01:08:34,948 --> 01:08:36,950
You used to ****ing
cry about everything, man. Like...

1358
01:08:37,117 --> 01:08:39,919
Yeah, I know. It was awful.
Who the **** wants to cry about everything?

1359
01:08:40,587 --> 01:08:41,821
Dave, man,
you're not ****ing listenin' to me, man.

1360
01:08:41,988 --> 01:08:43,556
I'm saying that we used to be...

1361
01:08:43,723 --> 01:08:44,958
- different. Like, "we."
- Yeah. Benji, I have, like...

1362
01:08:45,125 --> 01:08:46,993
- a job and a family.
- Mm. I know.

1363
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,195
And I don't have time to
hang out with you all night...

1364
01:08:49,362 --> 01:08:50,830
- every night, okay?
- I don't ****ing want that.

1365
01:08:50,997 --> 01:08:53,660
Yes, you do.
You're, like, an all-encompassing person.

1366
01:08:53,233 --> 01:08:54,567
- I don't think you realize that.
- Man, I'm just saying, like, you, like...

1367
01:08:54,734 --> 01:08:57,270
- I don't think you realize that.
- Man, you, like, literally never visit me.

1368
01:08:57,437 --> 01:08:59,205
What in... Sorry, you mean in Binghamton?

1369
01:08:59,372 --> 01:09:00,373
Yeah, man, that's where I live.

1370
01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:02,542
Well, yeah, I'm busy, okay?
And I live in New York City.

1371
01:09:02,709 --> 01:09:03,943
Isn't it easier for you to come down to me?

1372
01:09:04,110 --> 01:09:05,945
Easier? It's the same ****ing distance, Dave.

1373
01:09:06,112 --> 01:09:07,147
Yeah, but it's New York City, man.

1374
01:09:07,313 --> 01:09:09,616
It's, like, the more logical place to visit
than ****ing Binghamton...

1375
01:09:09,783 --> 01:09:10,784
- all due respect.
- What's wrong with Binghamton?

1376
01:09:10,950 --> 01:09:11,951
Nothing is wrong with Binghamton.

1377
01:09:12,118 --> 01:09:13,586
You are, like, purposefully making me
look like an ***hole...

1378
01:09:13,753 --> 01:09:14,854
- for questioning it.
- Mm. Yo, **** off, dude.

1379
01:09:15,210 --> 01:09:15,855
Yo, you **** off.

1380
01:09:16,690 --> 01:09:18,391
Why don't you give a shit about me anymore?

1381
01:09:18,558 --> 01:09:20,493
I do give a shit about you.

1382
01:09:20,827 --> 01:09:22,529
I just don't understand...

1383
01:09:23,596 --> 01:09:26,199
how you would ever do anything
so ****ing stupid to yourself.

1384
01:09:26,666 --> 01:09:28,100
Dave, man.

1385
01:09:28,168 --> 01:09:29,169
Benji.

1386
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:33,573
I, like, I walk around with, like, this...

1387
01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:36,276
terrible ****ing image of you
in my head, okay?

1388
01:09:36,443 --> 01:09:38,311
And, yeah, I don't...

1389
01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:40,413
Yeah, I don't wanna lose you, okay?

1390
01:09:41,781 --> 01:09:43,950
Do you see how people love you?

1391
01:09:45,685 --> 01:09:47,954
Do you see what happens
when you walk into a room?

1392
01:09:50,857 --> 01:09:54,794
I would give anything
to know what that feels like... man.

1393
01:09:58,310 --> 01:10:01,368
To know what it feels like to have charm.

1394
01:10:02,869 --> 01:10:04,537
To light up a room when I walk in.

1395
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:10,760
But you light up a room and then you, like,
shit on everything inside of it.

1396
01:10:56,723 --> 01:10:57,857
All right. You can go.

1397
01:10:58,158 --> 01:10:59,159
Thanks.

1398
01:11:27,287 --> 01:11:28,621
Taxi's here.

1399
01:12:01,287 --> 01:12:02,288
Let me see.

1400
01:12:04,724 --> 01:12:06,226
See a 25 anywhere?

1401
01:12:06,393 --> 01:12:08,995
No, I don't see any numbers anywhere. Wait.

1402
01:12:09,162 --> 01:12:10,163
Me neither.

1403
01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:12,665
Okay, wait.
I think it should be around this way.

1404
01:12:14,100 --> 01:12:17,237
"Mag-is-trate." What do you think that means?

1405
01:12:17,404 --> 01:12:19,720
- Probably magistrate.
- Oh.

1406
01:12:19,506 --> 01:12:20,473
I think so.

1407
01:12:21,708 --> 01:12:23,576
Is this like a real street or...

1408
01:12:24,310 --> 01:12:25,779
Twenty-eight.

1409
01:12:27,213 --> 01:12:28,148
I think it's this.

1410
01:12:29,249 --> 01:12:31,151
- Here?
- Yeah.

1411
01:12:45,732 --> 01:12:46,733
Twenty-five.

1412
01:12:49,202 --> 01:12:50,203
Oh, my God.

1413
01:12:51,671 --> 01:12:53,773
Whoa. Is that possible?

1414
01:12:56,309 --> 01:12:59,379
It's so... unremarkable.

1415
01:12:59,546 --> 01:13:02,315
Yeah. I guess I don't know what I pictured.

1416
01:13:03,249 --> 01:13:04,250
Yeah. Me neither.

1417
01:13:16,663 --> 01:13:18,640
You know she slapped me once, right?

1418
01:13:19,650 --> 01:13:20,660
What?

1419
01:13:20,233 --> 01:13:22,680
Yeah. Grandma slapped me.

1420
01:13:22,235 --> 01:13:23,870
- Shit. Really?
- Yeah.

1421
01:13:24,370 --> 01:13:25,939
I was late to meet her for dinner.

1422
01:13:26,106 --> 01:13:27,974
- Just, like, 15 minutes.
- Yeah.

1423
01:13:28,141 --> 01:13:31,244
Also, I was pretty high. It was at that
Hudson restaurant on Third Avenue.

1424
01:13:31,411 --> 01:13:32,979
You know, in the purgatory of Murray Hill.

1425
01:13:33,146 --> 01:13:34,647
Yes, I know it. Shit. Did it hurt?

1426
01:13:34,814 --> 01:13:36,316
- The ****, yeah, it hurt. Yeah.
- Wow.

1427
01:13:36,483 --> 01:13:38,251
It was the best thing
that ever happened to me.

1428
01:13:38,985 --> 01:13:39,953
I was, like...

1429
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:42,522
elated for a full 24 hours after that.

1430
01:13:42,689 --> 01:13:44,824
- Really? Why?
- I don't know why.

1431
01:13:44,991 --> 01:13:46,960
I mean, it was at this ****ing restaurant...

1432
01:13:47,127 --> 01:13:49,329
she went to every week.
Everyone knew her there.

1433
01:13:49,496 --> 01:13:52,599
She dressed up all formal for it like
it was some big ****ing occasion, and...

1434
01:13:52,766 --> 01:13:54,234
- Yeah.
- I don't know.

1435
01:13:54,401 --> 01:13:55,602
I guess the fact that
she cared more about me...

1436
01:13:55,769 --> 01:13:58,338
than what the people
at the restaurant thought?

1437
01:13:58,505 --> 01:13:59,673
I don't know.

1438
01:13:59,839 --> 01:14:01,141
Made me feel good.

1439
01:14:03,430 --> 01:14:03,977
Hey.

1440
01:14:05,211 --> 01:14:06,279
I got an idea.

1441
01:14:06,579 --> 01:14:07,414
What?

1442
01:14:07,580 --> 01:14:08,982
Let's put a stone on the stoop.

1443
01:14:09,649 --> 01:14:10,483
What do you mean?

1444
01:14:10,650 --> 01:14:12,318
I mean, let's find a little stone...

1445
01:14:12,485 --> 01:14:14,287
and put it on the stoop
to say that we were here.

1446
01:14:14,454 --> 01:14:16,122
That she's not, you know, forgotten.

1447
01:14:16,289 --> 01:14:18,391
- She's not buried here.
- Yeah, I know.

1448
01:14:18,558 --> 01:14:20,727
But this is the last place she was in Poland.

1449
01:14:20,894 --> 01:14:22,462
It's the last place any of us were.

1450
01:14:24,964 --> 01:14:26,199
- Yeah, let's do that.
- Okay.

1451
01:14:26,366 --> 01:14:27,567
- It's a good idea.
- Okay.

1452
01:14:29,235 --> 01:14:30,670
Yeah. Not this. No.

1453
01:14:30,837 --> 01:14:31,671
No, no.

1454
01:14:33,473 --> 01:14:35,410
- One, two.
- Yeah?

1455
01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:36,242
Yeah, I found two.

1456
01:14:36,409 --> 01:14:37,811
- Do you want one?
- Yeah.

1457
01:14:37,977 --> 01:14:38,978
Thanks.

1458
01:14:39,879 --> 01:14:40,714
Yeah.

1459
01:15:00,367 --> 01:15:02,836
Hi. Sorry, we're Americans.

1460
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:04,604
English? Do you speak English?

1461
01:15:07,574 --> 01:15:09,609
Sorry. I don't know.

1462
01:15:11,911 --> 01:15:13,113
- I guess that's it.
- Yeah.

1463
01:15:13,279 --> 01:15:15,815
I feel like such an ***hole saying,
"Americans, Americans."

1464
01:15:15,982 --> 01:15:16,983
That's what we are.

1465
01:15:17,150 --> 01:15:18,251
Do you think he's mad about this?

1466
01:15:18,418 --> 01:15:19,786
Maybe he's offering us breakfast.
I don't ****ing know.

1467
01:15:19,953 --> 01:15:21,454
You're right.
He could be offering breakfast.

1468
01:15:21,621 --> 01:15:23,356
It could just be that.
"So, come up here, have some ****ing cakes."

1469
01:15:23,523 --> 01:15:25,291
Have some delicious...
Black pudding.

1470
01:15:25,458 --> 01:15:26,459
Oh, there's more.

1471
01:15:27,127 --> 01:15:28,280
Hello.

1472
01:15:29,829 --> 01:15:30,830
Okay...

1473
01:15:31,464 --> 01:15:32,432
do you speak English?

1474
01:15:32,599 --> 01:15:33,600
- Yes. Yeah.
- A little.

1475
01:15:33,767 --> 01:15:35,668
Well, hi.
Sorry, what's the problem?

1476
01:15:36,403 --> 01:15:39,973
My father said that you placed rocks
on the door?

1477
01:15:40,140 --> 01:15:41,808
Yeah, we did. Our grandma lived here...

1478
01:15:41,975 --> 01:15:43,943
and she just died.

1479
01:15:46,279 --> 01:15:47,647
Sorry for your loss.

1480
01:15:47,814 --> 01:15:49,115
Thanks, man.

1481
01:15:49,282 --> 01:15:53,190
So why did you put rocks
in front of the door?

1482
01:15:53,186 --> 01:15:55,522
It's like a tradition.
It's like a Jewish tradition.

1483
01:15:55,689 --> 01:15:57,323
Like, when you visit somebody's grave...

1484
01:15:57,490 --> 01:16:00,694
you're supposed to put, like, a rock on it
to show that you were, you know, there.

1485
01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:03,329
Yeah, but she's not buried
under the door, right?

1486
01:16:03,496 --> 01:16:04,798
No, no, no. We just kind of...

1487
01:16:04,964 --> 01:16:06,666
did it as, like, a sentimental thing.

1488
01:16:06,833 --> 01:16:09,169
- Like, as a, you know, a gesture.
- Okay. Yeah.

1489
01:16:09,335 --> 01:16:10,837
- Just a gesture. Yeah?
- Yeah.

1490
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:12,205
Okay. Okay.

1491
01:16:12,372 --> 01:16:15,275
- I understand. So, this is sweet, I think.
- Thank you.

1492
01:16:15,442 --> 01:16:16,409
Thanks.

1493
01:16:16,576 --> 01:16:17,577
Wait a moment.

1494
01:16:36,496 --> 01:16:37,964
Okay, guys.

1495
01:16:38,980 --> 01:16:40,867
I'm sorry, but, I understand your situation.

1496
01:16:41,340 --> 01:16:42,902
But my father said that it is...

1497
01:16:43,937 --> 01:16:46,840
hazard to leave the stones.

1498
01:16:47,540 --> 01:16:50,430
- Okay.
- You know, an older woman lives there now...

1499
01:16:50,210 --> 01:16:52,278
- so she could trip or...
- Right.

1500
01:16:52,445 --> 01:16:53,613
- Okay.
- Understood.

1501
01:16:53,780 --> 01:16:55,348
- So, we must, you know...
- No, I got it.

1502
01:16:55,515 --> 01:16:56,483
You got it. Sorry.

1503
01:16:56,649 --> 01:16:57,517
Yeah.

1504
01:16:59,190 --> 01:16:59,953
There you are.

1505
01:17:03,490 --> 01:17:04,357
All right.

1506
01:18:11,691 --> 01:18:13,660
Ladies and gentlemen,
in about a half an hour...

1507
01:18:13,827 --> 01:18:15,995
we will begin our descent to New York.

1508
01:18:16,162 --> 01:18:17,530
We caught a lucky break there.

1509
01:18:17,697 --> 01:18:19,899
We're gonna get you to your gate
about 15 minutes ahead.

1510
01:18:20,660 --> 01:18:23,536
Due to construction,
the gate assignment may have changed.

1511
01:18:23,703 --> 01:18:27,273
Please check your boarding pass
for possible gate changes.

1512
01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:29,776
We appreciate your patience and thank you.

1513
01:18:31,644 --> 01:18:33,313
Hey, I was thinking...

1514
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:34,981
why don't we, like, grab a cab
back to the city...

1515
01:18:35,148 --> 01:18:37,150
and you could come over for dinner?

1516
01:18:37,317 --> 01:18:38,318
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

1517
01:18:38,485 --> 01:18:39,786
I mean, I know Priya would love to see you...

1518
01:18:39,953 --> 01:18:43,723
and Abe would, you know, love to tell you
every fact about the Statue of Liberty.

1519
01:18:47,494 --> 01:18:48,828
- It's tempting.
- Yo, come on.

1520
01:18:51,310 --> 01:18:52,365
Nah, that's okay, man.

1521
01:18:52,532 --> 01:18:53,700
- Really?
- Yeah.

1522
01:18:53,867 --> 01:18:56,236
All right. Well, at least, I don't know,
let's grab a cab back to the city...

1523
01:18:56,403 --> 01:18:59,272
and I can drop you off at Penn Station
for your train upstate.

1524
01:19:00,707 --> 01:19:04,377
You know what? I think I'm probably
just gonna kick it here for a little while.

1525
01:19:05,945 --> 01:19:06,946
At the airport?

1526
01:19:07,580 --> 01:19:09,182
Yeah. Kinda like it here.

1527
01:19:09,349 --> 01:19:10,650
You meet the craziest people, man.

1528
01:19:10,817 --> 01:19:11,818
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

1529
01:19:15,422 --> 01:19:16,790
- Shit.
- What the flying ****, man?

1530
01:19:16,956 --> 01:19:17,957
- I'm so sorry. ****.
- Why would you do that?

1531
01:19:18,124 --> 01:19:19,492
Because Grandma, the restaurant.
You said it was, like, the best thing...

1532
01:19:19,659 --> 01:19:20,894
- that ever happened to you.
- Oh, that was...

1533
01:19:21,610 --> 01:19:23,630
Yeah, but that was different, man.
I was 18. I needed direction.

1534
01:19:23,229 --> 01:19:24,531
No, I know. That makes sense. I am so sorry.

1535
01:19:24,698 --> 01:19:26,166
- This is just violence.
- I know, I know.

1536
01:19:26,332 --> 01:19:27,333
I thought it would, you know, enliven...
I don't know.

1537
01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:28,702
- It's okay.
- Are you okay?

1538
01:19:28,868 --> 01:19:29,869
Can I see? You're, like, red.

1539
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:31,571
Yeah. Because you ****in' slapped me
in the face.

1540
01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:33,106
- Sorry.
- Do I get one now?

1541
01:19:33,273 --> 01:19:34,274
No.

1542
01:19:38,378 --> 01:19:39,379
I'm sorry, man.

1543
01:19:40,246 --> 01:19:41,247
Come here.

1544
01:19:46,586 --> 01:19:47,587
I love you, guy.

1545
01:19:47,754 --> 01:19:48,621
Love you too.

1546
01:19:52,859 --> 01:19:53,793
I'm gonna be fine.

1547
01:19:54,494 --> 01:19:55,495
You know that?

1548
01:19:56,620 --> 01:19:57,230
You sure?

1549
01:19:57,397 --> 01:19:58,398
Mm-hmm.

1550
01:20:01,401 --> 01:20:02,402
Sorry.

1551
01:20:02,569 --> 01:20:04,204
- You weren't done.
- Mm-mm.

1552
01:20:08,740 --> 01:20:09,309
All right.

1553
01:20:09,476 --> 01:20:10,643
I'll see you around, cuz. Okay?

1554
01:20:11,311 --> 01:20:12,312
I'll see you.

1555
01:21:02,862 --> 01:21:03,997
Hello?

1556
01:21:04,164 --> 01:21:05,532
Hello? Guys?

1557
01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:08,101
- Hello? I'm...
- Hi.

1558
01:21:08,268 --> 01:21:09,202
Hi, hi, hi.

1559
01:21:09,369 --> 01:21:10,603
- You're back, you're back, you're back.
- Come here.

1560
01:21:11,771 --> 01:21:12,706
Oh, hi, babe.

1561
01:21:12,872 --> 01:21:13,707
Hey.

1562
01:21:13,873 --> 01:21:15,241
- Hi, sweetness.
- Love you, love you, love you.