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[♪ "It's the Most Wonderful Time
of the Year" playing]

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[horns honking]

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[person grunting]

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[grunts] Okay.

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Let's go, people.

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We flew all the way to London
for this concert.

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I wanna make sure we get there
in time to hit the merch stand.

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Will, how much more merch do you need?

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Honey, they have this
limited edition souvenir cup.

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- Hmm.
- The Jonas Brothers glow in the dark.

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[stammers] Magnus, no, no. Put that down.

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Collector's edition chocolates,
that's never been opened.

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- Why aren't you ready?
- I'm looking for my hair stuff.

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Your hair doesn't matter.
You're no Joe Jonas.

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[groans] I can't find my gloves.

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Those gloves look stupid on you.

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Has anyone seen my deodorant?

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Since when did you care about deodorant?

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Look, tonight isn't about you.

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Will, I know tonight is important to you--

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Important?
Tonight isn't just important, Viveca.

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Tonight is my Super Bowl.

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- Hmm.
- When I'm having a bad day

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and everyone is asking me,
"When are you gonna make Anchorman 3?

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When are you gonna make Elf 2?
When are you gonna make Moana 6?"

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- I'm not even in Moana, you know...
- [Viveca laughs] Yeah.

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You know what I think about
to help me get through that?

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Me and the kids.

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What? No.

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I think about tonight

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and watching my three kings
as they share their gift with the world.

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Does that make sense?

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All right. Let's go. Let's go.

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[crowd cheering]

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I'm so happy we got here
four and a half hours early.

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- Every moment...
- Every brother...

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Every feeling matters.

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[crowd cheering]

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Hello, London. Merry Christmas.

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- [crowd cheering]
- [♪ "Like It's Christmas" playing]

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Hey.

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♪ The snow on the ground
Love in the air ♪

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♪ The sleigh bells are ringing
This is what it's all about ♪

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♪ The fire is warm
The angels are singing ♪

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- ♪ I don't wanna miss a single thing ♪
- ♪ Single thing ♪

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♪ Don't wanna put
An end to all this cheer ♪

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♪ But as long as you're with me
It's always the time of the year ♪

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Come on!

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[all] ♪ You make every day feel
Like it's Christmas ♪

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♪ Never wanna stop ♪

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♪ Feelin' like the first thing
On your wish list ♪

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- ♪ And I can't deny ♪
- Whoa!

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♪ Doesn't matter the feeling inside ♪

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I think we're closer as a family.

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♪ No matter the reason
No matter the season ♪

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♪ My heart will keep beating
You better believe ♪

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♪ You make every day feel
Like it's Christmas ♪

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♪ Every day that I'm with you ♪

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- [♪ song ends]
- Thank you, London.

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[crowd cheering]

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[fan] I love you, Jonas Brothers!

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- [crew] What a show! Thank you, London!
- [Joe] Yeah.

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- Yeah.
- Great tour, guys.

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Thanks, Jared.
Have a blast in Cabo with the family.

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- Appreciate you.
- See you next year.

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- Take that.
- Thank you. Merry Christmas.

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Can't believe
Will Ferrell was there again.

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Hey, good luck getting
that Turkish hair transplant fixed, Brian.

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Thanks, Joe.

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[♪ "Jingle Bells" playing]

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[crew members chattering, laughing]

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Guys, what's all this?

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This is the end-of-tour party I told you
we're throwing to thank the crew.

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- Oh. Thank you.
- Love you, fam.

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- Thank you.
- Dude, that show tonight was sick.

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Yeah, I think the set list changes
really helped.

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Changes?

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Yeah, remember you guys said
the second act was dragging

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so I spent about four hours today,
like, changing things.

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[laughs] I love memes. It's just...

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Okay. You noticed, right?

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Uh, I know. I know.
Yeah, very important. We're grateful.

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Hey, babe. Yeah, I just got off stage.

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What'd you have for dinner?

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Talk about ending the tour on a high note.

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- Kebab Daddy?
- That new harmony on "S.O.S"

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was like a fine champagne for the ears.

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[sighs] Merci pour le compliment, Brad.

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- Sliders? Oh.
- Priyanka and I are learning French.

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- Nice.
- So did you go wrap or platter?

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Wrap. Nice. What about Alena?

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Platter, nice.
What did you guys have to drink?

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Oh, my God. No one cares.

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You know what, let me call you right back.
Nick's in one of his moods again.

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- What?
- Nothing.

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[Brad] Here we are.

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All right. Now, are you boys
sure you're okay

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with getting to the plane
tomorrow without me?

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I could stay another night just
to make sure you get home okay.

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I'm sure Marie will understand.

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I mean, we are renewing our vows
and she's already in Atlantic City.

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But she's a very understanding woman.

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I wrote a whole thing
about that in my new vows.

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Look, you're the best,
it's one night, Brad. We'll be fine.

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I just don't like the idea of my boys
being all alone in London.

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[chuckles] We're not your boys, Brad.

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We're your grown men.

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All right. You're the bosses. [chuckles]

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I also got you a little something in case
your stalkers try any funny business.

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What's the, uh, stalker count currently?

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Uh, Nick 34.

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Joe 48. Kevin 175.

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That's because whenever anybody in prison
writes me, I write 'em back.

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A fan's a fan.

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What have you got for us, Brad?
Pepper spray, stun guns?

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- Whistles?
- [Brad] No.

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Emergency whistles.

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See, they're like regular whistles
except they have your names on them.

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If anyone tries anything
on your way to New York, just blow.

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I do not feel safer. Mmm.

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Oh, and I, uh, also hired you a fancy,

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round-the-clock travel agency
in case anything comes up.

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Mm-mmm. [chuckles]

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We don't need your fancy
travel agency, Bradford.

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My name is Bradley.

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Okay.

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Never forget.

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Hey, guys, so I've been googling spots
for tonight and I think--

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I can't go out tonight.

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I'm sorry. I can't show up to
Malti Marie and Pri hungover.

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Are you serious?
It's the last night of tour. [scoffs]

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We always go out and celebrate.

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And we're in London.

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And the minute we get back to the city,
we're all going our separate ways, so...

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- I'm sorry.
- Okay. Fine.

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What do you say, Kev? Huh?

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The OG two. Before this snoozefest
went and got born.

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Sorry, man. I haven't seen
my kids in like a month.

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I need to be on my A game tomorrow.

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We all wanna be fresh
for our kids tomorrow.

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But we don't wanna miss out on what
could be the most epic night of our lives.

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We are three extremely
exhausted dads in our 30s.

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How epic could it be?

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- [♪ "Best Night" playing]
- You really wanna know?

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♪ Night starts out kinda chill
Pretty boring ♪

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♪ Watching some random dudes
Who ain't scoring ♪

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- ♪ We spot a lavish crew ♪
- [cheering]

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♪ Yeah, they're looking kind of fun
Oh, the good times have begun ♪

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♪ Somebody says ♪

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♪ Oh, you boys are giving Jonas ♪

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Yeah, we get that sometimes.

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♪ But there's a shortness
And you're a lot less hot ♪

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♪ Yeah, thanks
Then one's like ♪

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EJ just texted about this show,
sounds mad fuego.

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Wanna come with,
guys that look like the Jo Bros?

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[chuckles]
♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪

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♪ Before we fly home
For Christmastime ♪

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♪ I am the fun supplier
Tonight could be super fire ♪

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Don't say "fire". You're 36.

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My song, my rules.

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♪ We strut into the club like we own it ♪

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♪ Our new friend goes to hug the iconic ♪

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♪ Sir Rock Star Number One ♪

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♪ It's the Rocket Man
Come on ♪

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♪ Tiny Dancer Elton John ♪

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Oh, couldn't get Elton?

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My fantasy. You will have fun.

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♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪

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♪ Before we fly home
For Christmastime ♪

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♪ I am the fun supplier
Tonight could be super fire ♪

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♪ Elton picks up his phone
Who's he calling? ♪

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♪ Daniel Radcliffe shows up
Serving Gryffindor ♪

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♪ Opens up
Ta-da ♪

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♪ It's the Beckhams wham bam
Zig-a-zig-ah and her man ♪

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♪ Then we disco dance
Can't get enough ♪

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♪ You don't wanna miss this
Yeah, stop wasting your existence ♪

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- To the palace!
- [people cheering]

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♪ We're not on this planet forever ♪

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♪ That's why you should never say never ♪

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♪ Don't waste time
Curled up under covers ♪

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♪ When you can make memories
With your Jonas Brothers ♪

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♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪

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♪ Before we fly home
For Christmastime ♪

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♪ I am the fun supplier
Tonight could be super fire ♪

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[laughs]

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So we're doing this?

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[smacks lips, sighs]

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[phone rings]

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Hi, Gaga.

190
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:09,249
Hi. How's Vermont? How's the house?
Is it as nice as it was in the pictures?

191
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It's beautiful. Malti and I love it.

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Malti, say hi to Gaga.

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- Hi. Malti, I'm gonna be home tomorrow...
- [babbles]

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...and I'm gonna take you skiing
just like I promised.

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[babbles]

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[laughs]

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And she could care less.

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Yeah, well, you can't compete with
early Christmas presents, can you?

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Oh, you guys already started
opening gifts?

200
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How could I stop her?
There's, like, stacks of presents.

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I know. I know. All good.

202
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- Just can't wait to see you guys.
- You look tired.

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Uh... [chuckles] I mean,
six months of touring will do that to you.

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Hmm.

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Not to mention six months of
obsessing over every single detail of

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the tour creative and the album artwork
and next year's routing,

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all while my brothers enjoy
their carefree existence.

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Hmm.

209
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And I ran out of that
fancy eye cream you got me.

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- [gasps] I knew it.
- Yeah. It's showing.

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I knew you hadn't
been doing your nightly dabs.

212
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- You got to look after your under eyes.
- I know.

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Okay, well, keep your chin up, all right.
You're almost home.

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- We love you.
- I love you so much.

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[Malti Marie] Bye, Gaga.

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Good night.

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00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:11,144
How cute is this one? It's a bear wearing
a custom silk dinner jacket.

218
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Wow. That is beautiful.

219
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:13,947
Uh, did you say custom?

220
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:17,117
And look at this deer
wearing a real diamond broach.

221
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,685
Wow. That looks really incredible.

222
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It even has teeny-tiny
crocodile skin stilettos.

223
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How many of our ornaments
have custom designer clothing?

224
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Don't worry. All of them.

225
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- Okay.
- [Danielle] Hey, babe.

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Have you talked to Nick and Joe?

227
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[sighs] No.

228
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,700
I just don't know
how they're gonna take it.

229
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Here. This will cheer you up.

230
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A penguin with a cashmere top hat.

231
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[chuckles] Looks like Jeremy Strong
at the Golden Globes.

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Cute.

233
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[♪ "Jingle Bell Rock" playing]

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[sighs, scoffs]

235
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You all right there?

236
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,289
Yeah, I'm fine.

237
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- Oh. [laughs]
- Yeah.

238
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Yep, I'm in the band.

239
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:04,130
[sighs] No, I... I know who you are.

240
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,866
[chuckles] Santa has Spotify, you know.

241
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,302
- What?
- I said I have Spotify.

242
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:14,808
So, uh, what's got a famous rock star
like you so down in the dumps?

243
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,344
[inhales deeply] It's just... [sighs]

244
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:19,979
Hmm?

245
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,484
Look, us as the Jonas Brothers,
we're... we're great.

246
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:28,688
But us as brothers,
like actually us, you know...

247
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,757
Whatever magic was there is just...

248
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,360
dead.

249
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:38,310
Oh. Nothing like Christmas
to help a family rediscover its magic.

250
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:39,899
Right.

251
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,769
Except our Christmas plans are to
get the hell away from each other, so...

252
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,371
Oh, that's not good.

253
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,540
That's not good at all.

254
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,460
Okay, well,
thanks for letting me vent to you.

255
00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:54,914
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

256
00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:57,500
Cheers.

257
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:05,258
[operatically] ♪ Christmas spirits
I've seen something tragic ♪

258
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,280
♪ These boys shan't get home ♪

259
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:12,866
♪ Until they rediscover
Their brotherly magic ♪

260
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,340
[thunder rumbles]

261
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:19,205
♪ Unless they decide to spend Christmas
With each other ♪

262
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:24,978
♪ This spell will keep brother
Stuck with brother, stuck with brother ♪

263
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:29,382
♪ So, Jonases
Rekindle your sibling bond ♪

264
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,418
♪ Or you'll never make it home ♪

265
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:37,257
♪ From this side of the world ♪

266
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:45,131
[♪ "Carol of the Bells" playing]

267
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,636
Fuel guy said a lightning bolt
hit the plane

268
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,671
and the gas tank straight-up exploded.

269
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,841
So is there another plane we could take?

270
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,760
Oh, sure.

271
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,912
I'll just go back to the firehouse,
where I work as a firefighter,

272
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,814
and grab you our private plane.

273
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,983
- That was uncalled for.
- [Nick sighs]

274
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,200
Guys, I cannot miss Christmas.

275
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,689
Wow. What an incredibly unique thing
about you, Kevin.

276
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,958
- Just how I am.
- Yeah, no one can miss Christmas.

277
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,495
Have you ever seen a Christmas movie?
It's the entire plot of the film.

278
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,996
I'm supposed to teach
Malti Marie how to ski.

279
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:19,332
Do you know how cute
a toddler trying to ski is?

280
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,433
Very cute.

281
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,634
I booked a fondue night.

282
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,470
The whole night dedicated to fondue.

283
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,638
Melted cheese, melted chocolate.
Priyanka loves it.

284
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,940
And I will not deny her that.

285
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,541
I know what you need.

286
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,811
A calming chamomile candle
from my new line, Glow by Joe.

287
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,948
- Here. Take it.
- [candle clatters]

288
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,449
[scoffs] Wow.

289
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,652
[sighs] You are so jealous that my
candle line took off and yours never did.

290
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,188
The world wasn't ready for Wick by Nick.

291
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,823
It might never be.

292
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,625
Guys, we have time. It's the 23rd, okay.

293
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,994
- So we just need to book another flight.
- I'm calling Brad.

294
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,329
No. He's getting his vows renewed.

295
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,331
We should be supporting him
in his ventures of love

296
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,699
and be able to function in the real world.

297
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:53,833
That would be ideal,

298
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,635
but we've been famous
since we were little kids.

299
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:56,703
So it is what it is.

300
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:57,804
- Yeah.
- Mmm. Yeah.

301
00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,839
[line rings]

302
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,141
[Brad] Hi, you've reached Brad.

303
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:04,711
I'll be off my phone till Tuesday,
remarrying a truly majestic woman.

304
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,414
If this is my grown men,
check your wallets.

305
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,385
- Thought I ripped this up.
- Damn, he's good.

306
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,487
- [phone rings]
- [agent sighs]

307
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,570
What? Are you calling
to break what's left of my heart?

308
00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:20,393
Because it's already been pulverized
into a million, billion pieces.

309
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,595
[crying]

310
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,432
- [crying continues]
- Uh, I may have the wrong number.

311
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,835
This is Kevin Jonas.
I'm looking for Odyssey Travel.

312
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,171
[coughs]

313
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,740
[gulps] Oh, my God.

314
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,100
Oh, my God. Okay. Um...

315
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,412
- [sighs]
- [Kevin] Hello?

316
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,480
[chuckles] Thank you
for calling Odyssey Travel.

317
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:47,870
This is Cassidy starting this call over
with Odyssey's trademark professionalism.

318
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:48,555
Please disregard my initial greeting.

319
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,290
I am going through
a very traumatic breakup

320
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,592
and thought you were my ex calling
from a burner phone.

321
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,610
Which is a super easy mistake to make.

322
00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:57,430
- Oh, you poor thing. What happened?
- Thanks.

323
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,320
- Are you okay?
- Hi, Cassidy.

324
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,266
Our tour plane burned down

325
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,770
and I need to get to Vermont
to see my wife and daughter ASAP.

326
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,605
[Kevin] And I need to get to
my family in New Jersey.

327
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,407
So could you please find us a new plane

328
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,750
or maybe a flight out of
Heathrow or something?

329
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:10,577
On it. Yeah.

330
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,460
- [typing]
- [sniffles, clears throat]

331
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,148
I should've never turned down
that Delta commercial.

332
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,317
- You turned down a commercial?
- What's that supposed to mean?

333
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,152
- You say yes to everything.
- No, I don't.

334
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,554
- You're the face of male Botox.
- It's not Botox.

335
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,391
It's Brotox.
A Botox alternative just for men.

336
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,326
Botox didn't want him.

337
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,940
[Cassidy] Hey, Jonas Brothers?

338
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,970
I've got it. Ugh, with this storm coming,
Heathrow is totally shut down.

339
00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:36,336
But I can get you on a 3:00 p.m. flight
out of Charles de Gaulle à Paris!

340
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,806
Uh, but you need to be on the train
that leaves to Paris in...

341
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,740
[typing]

342
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,309
[groans] ...30 minutes.

343
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:44,644
But you guys are fast.

344
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,346
- Okay.
- All right. We're moving. Thank you.

345
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:50,160
I've heard that about you.
That you guys are fast guys. [chuckles]

346
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,850
- [Nick] I got an Uber.
- [Kevin] Thanks, Cassidy.

347
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:53,353
- Bye.
- Is it true?

348
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,525
Whoa. Did we win something?

349
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,827
[Kevin] Nick, why don't you take front?
You're chatty.

350
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:03,496
- Oh, hello. Hello, hello!
- [Nick] Hey.

351
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,265
Wow. You really like Christmas.

352
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,467
- [chuckles] Guilty, guilty.
- [bells jingle]

353
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,968
Who would like a candy cane?

354
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,970
- Um... I'm good.
- That's tempting. I'm okay.

355
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,373
No, thank you. Uh, just a ride
to St. Pancras station please.

356
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,275
- [Kevin] Yeah.
- Oh. Oh. Got it. Got it.

357
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:18,278
Oh, I just gotta look up
where that is on "Wahzay."

358
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,846
- "Wahzay"?
- [driver] I'm new to London.

359
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,781
- Waze.
- I worked as a receptionist for an ear,

360
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,117
nose and throat doctor in Ronkonkoma

361
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,190
- for 37 years.
- It's, um...

362
00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:29,456
And then one day I woke up and I realized
it's time for the next chapter.

363
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,391
- [laughs] Yeah.
- Okay, well, here we are.

364
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,894
Well, here we are. There's more to life
than ears, noses and throats, you know?

365
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,963
- Yes. I... Absolutely.
- I've always been an Anglophile.

366
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,398
- How about you?
- Me too.

367
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,899
- Oh, look at that.
- Anglophile. Guilty.

368
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,568
- I said to myself, "Deb"...
- Hey, Deb--

369
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,237
- "...you have your health, have your mind."
- Health?

370
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,639
- "It's time to have an adventure."
- To hit the road.

371
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,242
- Yeah.
- [laughing] Oh, my God.

372
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,710
Okay. I am such a goof.

373
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:54,347
- I just typed in "adventure" on "Wahzay."
- That's too funny.

374
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,216
- I-I texted--
- I see that... Can I see this for a sec?

375
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,819
- I'm gonna help you. Sorry.
- Oh, what a sweet young man you are.

376
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:00,920
- [Nick] He is.
- Gosh.

377
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,256
- He really is.
- I wish that my grandson had your manners.

378
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,925
Uh, we do need to get to
St. Pancras station in 30 minutes.

379
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,594
- Can we please start driving?
- Thirty minutes? Ooh.

380
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,950
- That's gonna be tight...
- Zoom. Whoo-hoo!

381
00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:10,530
- I think we can do it.
- Every minute counts.

382
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,664
Let's give it me best.

383
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,330
- Great.
- Here we go.

384
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:14,200
- [tires screech]
- [all] Whoa!

385
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,336
- [laughing]
- [Kevin] We got outta there quick.

386
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,838
- [Christmas music playing on radio]
- [sighs] Well, I hope I don't get stopped

387
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,441
because my picture on my license
doesn't look like me.

388
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,430
- What?
- [Deb] And there's a reason.

389
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:25,245
- It isn't! [laughs]
- [laughs]

390
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,181
- [horn honks]
- Oopsie.

391
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,516
- [tires screech]
- Oh! Whoa!

392
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,851
- [all] Whoa!
- [horns honking]

393
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,386
Wrong lane. Wrong lane.

394
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,754
- Drive!
- [horn honks]

395
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:38,358
I'm still trying to get that
"other side of the road" thing.

396
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,959
Deb, you can just slow down for us please.

397
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,620
All right.
Don't get your panties in a bunch now.

398
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:45,231
- Wanna make that train or not?
- Yes, but alive please.

399
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,766
[screaming]

400
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,935
- [whoops]
- [screaming continues]

401
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,570
- Okay.
- Whoopsie! [laughs]

402
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,474
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy... ♪

403
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,575
- Everybody.
- [Joe groans]

404
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,244
- ♪ Now bring us a figgy pudding ♪
- [straining] ♪ ...figgy pudding ♪

405
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,280
♪ Yes, bring us a figgy pudding ♪

406
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,481
♪ Oh, bring us... ♪

407
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,283
What is a figgy pudding anyway?

408
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:06,252
- I think they mean fig pudding.
- Truck! Truck! Truck!

409
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,121
- [screams]
- Ooh!

410
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,323
- [screaming]
- [tires squealing]

411
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,950
Whoo! [chuckles]

412
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:17,797
[gasps] Oh, my God.

413
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,966
You know what's an underrated pudding?

414
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,435
- Rice pudding. It has so many ingredients.
- Rice pudding. Let's just...

415
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,604
- Back that way. Yeah.
- Thank you for helping!

416
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:28,108
[tires screech]

417
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,677
- [all sigh]
- So he kissed me on the cheek.

418
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,112
He called down for a cab.

419
00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:35,115
And I never saw Buzz Aldrin again.

420
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,517
- [panting] What a story.
- Well, look at that.

421
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,854
- You made it and with time to spare.
- [Kevin] Oh, my God. Thank you.

422
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:43,230
If you wouldn't mind giving me five stars.

423
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:45,191
- [Kevin] Yes, five stars. Sure. Thank you.
- [Deb] Merry Christmas.

424
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,961
- [Kevin] Let's go! Let's get home.
- [Joe] Guys, I can't believe we made it.

425
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,929
- Do you think we have time for a song?
- [Kevin] Yeah.

426
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,999
- [♪ "Home For Christmas" playing]
- [backup singers vocalizing]

427
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:04,177
♪ It's been a lonely night
Seeing the city sights without you ♪

428
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,311
♪ Yeah ♪

429
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:11,184
♪ Hanging the Christmas lights
But I still feel all kinds of blue ♪

430
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,530
- Whoa! [laughs]
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

431
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,356
♪ There's something wrong about it ♪

432
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,191
[both]
♪ There's something wrong about it ♪

433
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,360
♪ And I don't wanna doubt it ♪

434
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,162
[both] ♪ And I don't wanna doubt it ♪

435
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,197
♪ 'Cause I just wanna shout it ♪

436
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,732
[both] ♪ 'Cause I just wanna shout it ♪

437
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,680
♪ Oh, it's true ♪

438
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,360
[both]
♪ Baby, get ready to light up the fire ♪

439
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,672
[all] ♪ Wait a minute
Hey ♪

440
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,800
♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪

441
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,712
♪ I'm getting the last plane home ♪

442
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,982
♪ Hey
You won't be alone this Christmas ♪

443
00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:46,190
♪ Hey
I'm coming home ♪

444
00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:50,230
[both] ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout it ♪

445
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,827
♪ Miss you so bad
Gotta shout it ♪

446
00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:56,329
♪ Wait a minute
Hey ♪

447
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,598
♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪

448
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,768
♪ Hey
I'm coming home ♪

449
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,837
[whistles]

450
00:20:03,837 --> 00:20:05,905
- [band playing martial beat]
- [people cheering]

451
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,898
[♪ martial music continues]

452
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,400
- [playing smooth jazz solo]
- [Nick vocalizes]

453
00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:42,909
♪ Yeah ♪

454
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,812
♪ I'm coming home ♪

455
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,414
Hey!

456
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,749
♪ Hey ♪

457
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,587
♪ Wait a minute
Hey ♪

458
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,557
♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪

459
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,594
♪ I'm getting the last plane home ♪

460
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,398
♪ You won't be alone this Christmas ♪

461
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,935
♪ Hey!
I'm coming home ♪

462
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,730
- [people cheering]
- [train whistle blows]

463
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:28,655
Joe?

464
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,291
- Lucy?
- Yeah.

465
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,359
- Hi.
- Hi. What!

466
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,527
Oh, my God.
I haven't seen you since we were like--

467
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,329
- Thirteen? When you moved to Portland.
- Thir... Yeah.

468
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:40,330
Yes, you... Wow.
You remember where my family moved.

469
00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:41,368
Do I remember where your fam...

470
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:43,336
I literally have hated Portland
ever since.

471
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:44,637
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

472
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,839
People would always be like,

473
00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:47,807
"Portland is so cool,
you gotta come visit."

474
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,609
And I'd be like, "Portland sucks."

475
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,978
Then I remember it's just the place that
stole Lucy Chen away from me.

476
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,980
- [chuckles] Wow.
- We used to hang out all the time.

477
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,382
Why did we stop talking?

478
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:58,180
Probably 'cause we were kids
and we didn't have phones.

479
00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:00,353
- And then you became a very famous kid.
- Right.

480
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,389
And then I did, like...

481
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:04,557
- I walked into that one, didn't I?
- ...instant message you.

482
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,359
- You didn't respond so I think...
- I don't think that's how--

483
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,194
You are, like, a fancy doctor now.

484
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:11,731
Yeah. I am. I'm a cardiothoracic surgeon.

485
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,133
- That's right.
- Yeah.

486
00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:17,470
- How did you know that, Joe? [chuckles]
- Just you've always been doctor-like.

487
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,339
Huh. Did you stalk my Instagram?

488
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,707
No.

489
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:21,975
I looked once.

490
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,100
- That's cool.
- Yeah.

491
00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,979
I kinda knew you'd become a doctor.

492
00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:28,848
I remember in science class
when we had to dissect that pig.

493
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,520
Everyone was freaking out,
and you just cut that thing up like a pro.

494
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,355
Yeah. I remember that.
You threw up in my JanSport.

495
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,990
- No. I did not.
- In the middle of the classroom.

496
00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:38,491
- Yes, you did. I held your hair.
- [chuckles]

497
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:41,528
I remember you were
my only lab partner, so...

498
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,197
- [chuckles]
- What are you, um, doing on this train?

499
00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,332
Are you going to a convention for...

500
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,269
hear... heart... heartio... Cardio?

501
00:22:49,269 --> 00:22:50,670
- Vertigo?
- No. Cardiothoracic.

502
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,272
- Right. That's what it is.
- It's fine.

503
00:22:52,272 --> 00:22:54,441
Uh, no, I'm not. I'm, um...

504
00:22:55,342 --> 00:22:56,343
I...

505
00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,179
I'm going through a breakup.

506
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:04,284
So it inspired
this kind of emo Euro trip thing.

507
00:23:04,284 --> 00:23:06,386
- By yourself?
- Lame?

508
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,755
[inhales sharply]
No, it's actually quite brave.

509
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,291
[smacks lips] Oh. Thanks.

510
00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:12,692
[intercom chimes]

511
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:15,595
[announcer] We'll be arriving at
our final destination in ten minutes.

512
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,197
All right. Um...

513
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,632
- I should probably go get my--
- Okay.

514
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:22,268
- It was good to see you. Uh...
- Yeah. It was really good to see you.

515
00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:23,937
- Doctor.
- [chuckles]

516
00:23:23,937 --> 00:23:26,720
- Yeah. But... [chuckles]
- Yeah.

517
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:27,941
- [chuckles]
- Um... Okay.

518
00:23:27,941 --> 00:23:29,743
I'll s... Bye.

519
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,378
[chuckles] Bye.

520
00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:42,422
- Nick--
- You guys are never gonna believe

521
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,990
who I just ran into.

522
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,325
- Who?
- Lucy Chen.

523
00:23:45,325 --> 00:23:46,593
- From grade school?
- Yeah.

524
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,294
And I feel like we had a connection.

525
00:23:48,962 --> 00:23:51,331
Is that what we're calling it these days?
Connection.

526
00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:52,966
How many connections have
you had this month?

527
00:23:52,966 --> 00:23:54,601
- Hmm.
- Joe can't count that high.

528
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,200
- [chuckles]
- [Joe] Nice. Yeah.

529
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,904
[smacks lips] Funny.

530
00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:03,143
Uh, seeing as we're stuck here, there's
something I wanna talk to you guys about.

531
00:24:03,143 --> 00:24:04,644
Dude, you forgot the mayo.

532
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:05,979
[sighs]

533
00:24:05,979 --> 00:24:07,447
All right. Hey, mayo it up, brah.

534
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,860
[phone buzzing]

535
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,361
- Hi, Stacy.
- Nicky J, what do you say.

536
00:24:21,361 --> 00:24:22,529
[spits, coughs]

537
00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:25,498
Sonya, I told you to watch
the numbing cream around my mouth.

538
00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:28,301
Stacy. Stacy, you're...
you're calling me because...

539
00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,370
Right. Great news!

540
00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:34,808
After the holidays, the promoters want
to extend the tour six months.

541
00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:36,443
[whoops] You're welcome.

542
00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,447
Oh. Wow.

543
00:24:40,447 --> 00:24:41,815
[Joe] Hey, Nick!

544
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,317
Hey! Down here!

545
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,530
Remember how you spent all that time
reworking the set list,

546
00:24:47,530 --> 00:24:48,321
and we didn't even notice.

547
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:51,491
Yeah, what's another six months of
you doing all the heavy lifting,

548
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:54,600
while we goof off and have fun! [chuckles]

549
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,729
I love memes!

550
00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:58,898
[Stacy] Nicky J? Still with me?

551
00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:02,669
Yeah. Um, but I'm gonna have to say no
on extending the tour.

552
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:06,720
And... And listen. Please don't mention that
it was an option to the brothers, okay?

553
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:07,640
Um... What?

554
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,975
[chuckles] Why?

555
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:10,577
Yeah! Whoo!

556
00:25:13,790 --> 00:25:14,714
They're burnt out from being on the road.

557
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:17,150
And you know how they hate
to disappoint their fans.

558
00:25:17,751 --> 00:25:20,820
So they would never say no,
but they really need a break.

559
00:25:21,421 --> 00:25:22,489
[Stacy] Hmm.

560
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:24,224
Okay, fine.

561
00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:28,895
Sonya. Can you please put some of
that numbing cream on my heart?

562
00:25:29,496 --> 00:25:31,498
Because Nick Jonas just broke it.

563
00:25:31,498 --> 00:25:33,166
[whispering] No, not really.
Just doing a thing.

564
00:25:34,670 --> 00:25:36,670
Okay. I'm hanging up now, Stacy.
We're almost in Paris.

565
00:25:37,404 --> 00:25:39,172
- [intercom chimes]
- [sighs]

566
00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:41,241
[announcer] Now approaching
our final destination,

567
00:25:41,241 --> 00:25:43,343
- Amsterdam.
- What?

568
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,755
[Alena] Who gets on the wrong train?

569
00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:59,125
[daughter] He was probably on his phone
asking Mom what she had for breakfast.

570
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,894
Okay. Be nice to me
or I'm not paying for college.

571
00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:02,295
- [daughter groans]
- But what did she have?

572
00:26:02,295 --> 00:26:04,264
Thanks for holding down the fort, Mom.
Yeah, I'm warm.

573
00:26:04,264 --> 00:26:06,966
I'm wearing my scarf.
I... I'm hanging up now. Love you.

574
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:10,136
[Priyanka] So wait, now you have
to find a flight out of Amsterdam?

575
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:12,572
- Yeah, yeah. It's fine. I just...
- [Malti babbling]

576
00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:14,774
Let me figure this out,
I'll call you back in a little bit.

577
00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:17,744
- Malti, I love you. I love you so much.
- Just get home for Christmas, Gaga.

578
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:18,812
We love you.

579
00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:21,815
[groans]

580
00:26:21,815 --> 00:26:23,950
No. You don't get to groan.

581
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:25,418
- Why?
- Because this is your fault.

582
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:28,288
Okay, how is this my fault?
We all got on the same train.

583
00:26:28,288 --> 00:26:29,622
Yeah, you were supposed to double-check.

584
00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:31,825
Yeah. And you're the uptight,
responsible one. [sighs]

585
00:26:31,825 --> 00:26:33,593
That's right.
You're the uptight, responsible one.

586
00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:34,661
You're the lovable tramp.

587
00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:36,429
- And I'm the relatable--
- Human cardboard?

588
00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:38,264
Hmm. Forgettable curly?

589
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,133
The world's most unlikely rock star?

590
00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:42,268
- Not Nick or Joe.
- [chuckles]

591
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,104
The one that still lives in New Jersey.

592
00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:46,306
Ah. Good one, tramp. [clicks teeth]

593
00:26:46,306 --> 00:26:48,808
I was gonna say handsome,
relatable everyman, but fine.

594
00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:49,976
[phone buzzing]

595
00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:52,278
- Oh, gosh. Cassidy.
- [Kevin] Oh.

596
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:55,582
Hey, Cassidy. Uh, please tell me
you got us a flight out of Amsterdam.

597
00:26:55,582 --> 00:26:58,952
[Cassidy groans] Not yet.
I mean, it is two days before Christmas

598
00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:01,321
and Dutch people travel a lot.

599
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:04,924
Probably because they get four weeks
paid vacation guaranteed by law.

600
00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:06,993
Oh, my God.

601
00:27:07,861 --> 00:27:10,130
Should Cassidy be moving to Amsterdam?

602
00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:11,698
Yes.

603
00:27:11,698 --> 00:27:13,967
Cassidy. Can we focus real quick, please.

604
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:16,336
Sorry. I have you on standby
at literally every single airline.

605
00:27:16,336 --> 00:27:18,505
I'm sure something will come through
by the morning.

606
00:27:18,505 --> 00:27:21,474
Okay. All right. If we get out in the
morning, then we can still make it home

607
00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:23,643
- in time for Christmas Eve dinner.
- That's not that bad. So, uh...

608
00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:25,110
Where are we gonna stay tonight?

609
00:27:27,470 --> 00:27:29,683
How is this the only hotel room
in the entire city?

610
00:27:29,683 --> 00:27:32,552
- [sighs]
- Tripadvisor just says "Don't".

611
00:27:32,552 --> 00:27:35,288
- [guest screams]
- [rumbling]

612
00:27:36,356 --> 00:27:37,390
- [banging]
- Lock the door.

613
00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:38,491
Yeah.

614
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,562
- The lock is just two pieces of string.
- Tie it tight.

615
00:27:42,562 --> 00:27:44,197
- Tie it tighter.
- Need me to do it?

616
00:27:44,197 --> 00:27:46,166
No, I can do... a sailor's knot.

617
00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:49,169
- Okay.
- Okay, well I'm definitely sleeping

618
00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:52,305
- with the passport pack on tonight.
- You don't need to sleep with the pack on.

619
00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:55,208
For the uptight, responsible one,
you're very lax about passport safety.

620
00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:56,309
I call middle.

621
00:27:56,309 --> 00:27:58,411
You can't just call middle
while I'm talking about the pack.

622
00:27:58,411 --> 00:27:59,979
Well, yes I can. I'm older and I'm taller.

623
00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:01,470
My shoulders are broader.

624
00:28:01,470 --> 00:28:02,415
No, they're... Your shoulders?
Absolutely not.

625
00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:04,384
There are literally websites
dedicated to my shoulders.

626
00:28:04,384 --> 00:28:06,519
- No. There's no chance.
- Let's see. Right now.

627
00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:08,321
- Back to back.
- Look, Nick.

628
00:28:08,321 --> 00:28:11,491
Guys, would you please shut up. I'm trying
to figure out how to get us home.

629
00:28:11,491 --> 00:28:12,926
'Cause Cassidy's not it.

630
00:28:12,926 --> 00:28:15,950
- [people laughing on phone]
- [laughs]

631
00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:16,196
Joe.

632
00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:18,980
Sorry. It's just somebody sent me a video

633
00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:20,200
of an octopus who loves
to watch Vanderpump Villa.

634
00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:23,703
Oh, my God. This is good, look.
Oh, that's not it.

635
00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:28,740
- What's going on, family?
- That's Nick's buddy from Broadway.

636
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:31,211
I'm coming at you live from Air Ethan.
We're headed to Amsterdam.

637
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:32,779
- To Amsterdam?
- Happy holidays, all.

638
00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:34,140
On his private plane.

639
00:28:34,140 --> 00:28:36,282
I'm gonna be performing
my intimate Christmas show.

640
00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:38,180
Eggnog with an EGOT.

641
00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:41,855
And then we're headed back to New York
on my plane for Christmas with the crew.

642
00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:44,591
Um... okay. Well, this is obviously perfect.

643
00:28:44,591 --> 00:28:46,793
No. Ethan is not going to let us
on his plane.

644
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:48,294
- Why?
- 'Cause he hates me.

645
00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:50,697
First day of rehearsal
for Home Alone: The Musical,

646
00:28:50,697 --> 00:28:52,532
I walked in and said,
"Hey, you're doing great, kid."

647
00:28:52,532 --> 00:28:54,367
He said, "Don't call me a kid,
you old man." I'm like,

648
00:28:54,367 --> 00:28:57,370
"Chill, bro. I'm literally playing
your dad in the show, you are my kid."

649
00:28:57,370 --> 00:29:00,540
And it's a weird casting choice.
But the point is, he hates me.

650
00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:01,941
That was, like, a hundred years ago.

651
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:04,744
Guys. It's not gonna happen. Let it go.

652
00:29:05,645 --> 00:29:06,880
Okay, Nick.

653
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,417
Joseph, do you think Nick abandoning Malti
at Christmas is gonna scar her for life?

654
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,586
Well, maybe not for life.
But she is so young that I feel like

655
00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:16,122
- she'll be in therapy...
- Oh, my God. Okay, let's go see Ethan.

656
00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:17,557
- Yes.
- And try to get on his plane.

657
00:29:17,557 --> 00:29:18,758
[chuckles] Nice.

658
00:29:23,396 --> 00:29:24,664
[crowd laughing]

659
00:29:24,664 --> 00:29:26,766
And I said, "Kristin Chenoweth,

660
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:29,569
I think this is the best Christmas ham
I've ever tasted."

661
00:29:29,569 --> 00:29:31,838
[chuckles] That's what I said.

662
00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:34,274
Man, crazy times on Broadway.

663
00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:35,342
[Joe groans]

664
00:29:35,342 --> 00:29:36,509
He's so charming.

665
00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:38,478
[chuckles] That's not...

666
00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:40,780
Could that possibly be the Jonas Brothers?

667
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,749
[murmuring]

668
00:29:42,749 --> 00:29:44,170
- Hey.
- Hi.

669
00:29:44,170 --> 00:29:45,819
Guilty as charged. Hey, everyone.

670
00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:46,953
- [Ethan] Nick!
- Hey, Ethan.

671
00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:49,289
So sweet of you to come to my show, man.

672
00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:51,958
That is cool of you.
That is big of you, man.

673
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,960
You know what, Nick,
why don't you come on up here?

674
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,128
[cheering] Oh, yeah!

675
00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:56,796
- Oh, I... I...
- Plane. Plane.

676
00:29:57,831 --> 00:29:58,832
- Great idea.
- I would love to.

677
00:29:58,832 --> 00:30:01,101
- Yeah.
- Get us home. Come on.

678
00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:02,335
Get up there.

679
00:30:02,335 --> 00:30:03,870
Nick Jonas.

680
00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,872
What a treat. Nick.

681
00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:07,941
- Hey. Ethan.
- Nicky, man. Good to see you too.

682
00:30:07,941 --> 00:30:09,609
- You got this.
- Make us proud.

683
00:30:09,609 --> 00:30:11,344
Oh, can I have two of those please?
Thank you.

684
00:30:11,344 --> 00:30:13,380
Most of you probably know this already.

685
00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:16,716
Uh... Nick and I starred together
in Home Alone: The Musical.

686
00:30:16,716 --> 00:30:21,454
I, of course, played Kevin McCallister
and Nick obviously played my dad.

687
00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,324
Uh... Well, you know, it's Broadway.

688
00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:28,328
So you really suspend disbelief and...
And Ethan was playing younger,

689
00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:30,296
I was playing older, obviously.

690
00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:33,967
And they even had to add some gray
to my temple just to really sell it.

691
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:35,335
Did they? They did?

692
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:36,903
They absolutely did.

693
00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:38,204
- Oh, it just... Oh...
- You know they did.

694
00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:40,373
It's just I'm seeing some smile lines
that sell it just fine.

695
00:30:40,373 --> 00:30:42,175
- Oh. [mutters]
- Ah, come on!

696
00:30:42,175 --> 00:30:44,440
Pow! I'm teasing you, man.

697
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,413
- [Nick] That's funny.
- [Ethan] Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. Come on.

698
00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:48,715
- Shall we do our big song?
- Oh, I don't think they want to see that.

699
00:30:48,715 --> 00:30:52,850
They don't... Of course they do.
It's the title song in the show.

700
00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:54,200
- [crowd cheering]
- Yeah! Let's hear it!

701
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,656
If you don't remember the words,
I can make them really big on your phone.

702
00:30:56,656 --> 00:30:59,159
Oh. No, no, no. The vision's just fine.
Twenty-twenty, bud.

703
00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:00,326
- Oh, good.
- Yeah, but listen, hey,

704
00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:01,895
if you wanna take the key down, I get it.

705
00:31:01,895 --> 00:31:05,310
It's 'cause I know there was a lot
of times in our run where those...

706
00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:07,333
those high notes were
a little tough to get to.

707
00:31:08,568 --> 00:31:09,836
Oh, don't say that.

708
00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:13,340
- I'm good, man. I'm good with the key.
- Oh, he's good. Let's just play the song.

709
00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:15,775
- All right, just play the song.
- Go ahead. Play the song.

710
00:31:15,775 --> 00:31:17,744
- God.
- [♪ "Home Alone" playing]

711
00:31:17,744 --> 00:31:18,878
All right, here we go.

712
00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:28,210
[vocalizing]

713
00:31:30,523 --> 00:31:32,225
♪ Home Alone ♪

714
00:31:34,227 --> 00:31:37,897
♪ Being home alone ♪

715
00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:43,269
♪ Is like being home with no ♪

716
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,739
♪ With no people ♪

717
00:31:46,306 --> 00:31:50,243
♪ I was alone
'Cause there were no people ♪

718
00:31:50,944 --> 00:31:52,245
♪ At all ♪

719
00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:56,649
♪ They say home is where ♪

720
00:31:56,649 --> 00:32:01,154
♪ The heart lives at, not over there ♪

721
00:32:01,154 --> 00:32:04,900
♪ I learned what I should cherish ♪

722
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:05,325
I grew from the hurt.

723
00:32:05,925 --> 00:32:07,827
I can't believe this show
only ran three weeks.

724
00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:08,928
I can.

725
00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:14,801
♪ Oh, when you turn my age ♪

726
00:32:14,801 --> 00:32:19,439
♪ The love carries more weight ♪

727
00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:22,342
♪ My heart was so heavy ♪

728
00:32:22,342 --> 00:32:28,748
♪ My apology
I was a bad daddy to you ♪

729
00:32:28,748 --> 00:32:35,188
- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ Oh, I made my family disappear ♪

730
00:32:35,188 --> 00:32:40,126
♪ I lived through
A father's greatest fear ♪

731
00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:42,162
♪ But no more being home alone ♪

732
00:32:42,162 --> 00:32:48,334
♪ It's time that we are all at home
Together ♪

733
00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:53,390
♪ I'll never leave you home alone again ♪

734
00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:55,308
♪ I don't wanna be home alone again ♪

735
00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:57,644
- Keep it going, keep it going.
- Oh, no.

736
00:32:57,644 --> 00:33:01,881
♪ I will never leave you
Home alone again ♪

737
00:33:01,881 --> 00:33:05,352
♪ I don't wanna be home alone again ♪

738
00:33:05,352 --> 00:33:06,519
- He's doing it.
- Stop.

739
00:33:06,519 --> 00:33:09,856
- ♪ I'll never leave you home alone ♪
- [Ethan] I can't go much higher.

740
00:33:09,856 --> 00:33:15,128
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, home alone again ♪

741
00:33:15,128 --> 00:33:17,197
♪ I'll never leave you home alone ♪

742
00:33:17,197 --> 00:33:18,365
What are you doing? Stop!

743
00:33:18,365 --> 00:33:20,133
♪ You will never be home
On your own, again ♪

744
00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:27,207
- ♪ Oh, I don't wanna be home alone again ♪
- ♪ Alone again ♪

745
00:33:27,207 --> 00:33:28,708
- [screeches]
- [crowd groans]

746
00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:31,478
- [coughs] Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop.
- [♪ song ends]

747
00:33:31,478 --> 00:33:34,647
You knew.
You knew exactly what you were doing.

748
00:33:34,647 --> 00:33:37,984
Because you know what you are, Nick Jonas?
You are sick.

749
00:33:37,984 --> 00:33:40,920
- [chuckles] Okay, just--
- To track me down, in Amsterdam,

750
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,422
- so you could come up here...
- No, this is bad.

751
00:33:42,422 --> 00:33:44,758
...and embarrass me in front of
the people who love me most,

752
00:33:44,758 --> 00:33:49,329
because you can't stand that your time
in the sun is up.

753
00:33:49,996 --> 00:33:52,265
- That's mean.
- [Ethan] And I am about to have

754
00:33:52,265 --> 00:33:53,700
a double EGOT.

755
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:58,705
Emmy, Emmy, Grammy, Grammy, Oscar,
Oscar, Tony, Tony. E-E, G-G, O-O, T-T.

756
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:01,941
This is the worst city.
And you are the worst Jonas brother.

757
00:34:02,742 --> 00:34:03,743
Justin!

758
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:06,880
- You're my hero!
- Thank you.

759
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,348
[crowd murmuring]

760
00:34:09,616 --> 00:34:12,385
That's live theater for you.
Anything can happen, right? [chuckles]

761
00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:17,524
- No plane?
- [clicks tongue] No plane.

762
00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:35,141
Are you, uh, stalking me?

763
00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:37,744
Lucy? What are you doing here?

764
00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:41,948
[chuckles] Well, I was... I was trying to
watch an Ethan Lloyd Monroe show,

765
00:34:41,948 --> 00:34:44,884
but that happened instead.

766
00:34:45,485 --> 00:34:47,253
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.

767
00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:49,489
I'm wondering if I can get a refund
or something. 'Cause I'm--

768
00:34:49,489 --> 00:34:51,891
You know, I could probably
give you Nick's Venmo.

769
00:34:51,891 --> 00:34:53,593
- Yeah.
- And you could just bill him.

770
00:34:53,593 --> 00:34:56,763
- Okay, great. Yeah. That's... That's good.
- That work? [chuckles]

771
00:34:58,164 --> 00:35:00,900
Uh, it's actually good that it ended early

772
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:03,169
'cause I have this, like,
awesome Amsterdam bucket list.

773
00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:06,600
And there's this one thing that I
didn't know if I was gonna have time for,

774
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,408
and now I have time.

775
00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:10,310
So, I think I'm gonna do that.

776
00:35:11,411 --> 00:35:13,130
Do you want company for this thing?

777
00:35:13,646 --> 00:35:16,950
Uh... Well, you don't know
what the thing is.

778
00:35:17,584 --> 00:35:19,919
- That's fine.
- [chuckles] Yeah, I w...

779
00:35:19,919 --> 00:35:21,988
- Yeah, I would love for you to come.
- Yes, Okay, great.

780
00:35:21,988 --> 00:35:24,124
- I will... I'll text my brothers.
- Hmm.

781
00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:25,759
Okay, I'll text my mom.

782
00:35:25,759 --> 00:35:27,460
I... I'm kidding.

783
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:29,295
- I'll just go grab my jacket.
- Okay, that's fine.

784
00:35:39,539 --> 00:35:42,208
Is that what we're calling it these days?
A connection.

785
00:35:42,842 --> 00:35:45,311
How many girls have
you connected with this month?

786
00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:47,881
You're a worthless party boy
who doesn't deserve love.

787
00:35:47,881 --> 00:35:49,449
- I agree.
- [chuckles]

788
00:35:49,449 --> 00:35:51,685
[both laughing]

789
00:35:53,853 --> 00:35:54,854
[groans]

790
00:36:01,127 --> 00:36:02,462
[scoffs]

791
00:36:09,402 --> 00:36:13,239
Uh, do you know the "Oops, I Did It Again"
music video dance still?

792
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,175
Yes, obviously. I'm not a loser.

793
00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:18,712
- It's like... I can't...
- That's not... Nah, you don't know it.

794
00:36:18,712 --> 00:36:20,480
Okay, I know it in... I know it in my mind,

795
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,982
- but I physically can't do it. [chuckles]
- Right.

796
00:36:22,982 --> 00:36:26,886
So, is your ex a doctor as well?

797
00:36:26,886 --> 00:36:28,388
Okay, then.

798
00:36:28,388 --> 00:36:30,156
Um, yeah.

799
00:36:30,724 --> 00:36:32,659
We were best friends. It was nice. [sighs]

800
00:36:32,659 --> 00:36:35,261
And the hardest thing I ever had
to do was admit that I,

801
00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,197
um, was not in love with him.

802
00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:40,200
Oh. So, you... you broke up with him?

803
00:36:40,734 --> 00:36:41,735
Yeah.

804
00:36:43,103 --> 00:36:46,106
If you don't feel as bad
for me anymore, I understand.

805
00:36:46,106 --> 00:36:47,240
I do.

806
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:50,844
[inhales sharply] I've got a few
bad break-ups under my belt as well.

807
00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:53,113
Yeah.

808
00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:56,216
I'm not sure what to do here.

809
00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:58,885
Like, do people pretend not to know

810
00:36:58,885 --> 00:37:01,454
literally everything about
your personal life? Or like...

811
00:37:01,454 --> 00:37:05,558
And then do you pretend not to know
that they're pretending not to know?

812
00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:08,461
Yeah, that's pretty much how it goes.

813
00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:12,320
- That's so weird. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]

814
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,467
- I'm sorry. Yeah.
- It's weird. Yeah.

815
00:37:15,435 --> 00:37:18,705
Um, but the good news is
this looks like a good spot.

816
00:37:18,705 --> 00:37:20,874
[groans] Looks good for what exactly?

817
00:37:20,874 --> 00:37:22,142
For swimming.

818
00:37:22,142 --> 00:37:23,443
Mmm. Right.

819
00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:27,714
So, just the same old Lucy,
except you're crazy now.

820
00:37:27,714 --> 00:37:29,883
[chuckles] It's called Nieuwjaarsduik.

821
00:37:29,883 --> 00:37:32,819
It's a Dutch New Years tradition for,
like, new beginnings.

822
00:37:32,819 --> 00:37:35,989
And I'm not gonna be here on New Years.
So, we're just gonna have to do it now.

823
00:37:38,892 --> 00:37:41,795
Come on, pretty boy. The cold water
will be good for your pores.

824
00:37:42,962 --> 00:37:45,331
- [chuckles]
- Okay. Fine.

825
00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:48,100
- [chuckles, grunts]
- [stammers] Can't believe I'm doing this.

826
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:49,969
Let me just hang up
my super cool passport pack.

827
00:37:51,638 --> 00:37:53,740
[Santa] Ho, ho, ho, ho.

828
00:37:55,275 --> 00:37:56,276
Book a new flight.

829
00:37:56,843 --> 00:37:58,244
[automated voice]
Sorry, I didn't get that.

830
00:37:58,244 --> 00:38:01,448
It's okay. Book a new flight.

831
00:38:02,148 --> 00:38:04,851
- One more time.
- [clears throat, clicks tongue]

832
00:38:04,851 --> 00:38:07,354
Book a new flight.

833
00:38:07,354 --> 00:38:09,422
[automated voice] Rent a car.
Is that correct?

834
00:38:09,956 --> 00:38:13,259
That is not correct.
I would like to book a new flight.

835
00:38:13,259 --> 00:38:15,595
Hey, Nick, my main man.

836
00:38:16,262 --> 00:38:21,668
I've been, uh, wanting to talk to you
about something vis-à-vis la música.

837
00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:25,338
[chuckles] "Vis-à-vis la música"?
What am I talking about?

838
00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:28,508
[sighs] Just rip off the Band-Aid, Kevin.
Um... [clicks tongue]

839
00:38:28,508 --> 00:38:31,311
Nick, I wanna sing lead in a song.

840
00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:33,780
Is that cool with you guys?

841
00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:35,215
Human cardboard.

842
00:38:35,215 --> 00:38:37,884
- Forgettable curly.
- The world's most unlikely rock star.

843
00:38:37,884 --> 00:38:39,619
The stuff we say to you is so mean,

844
00:38:39,619 --> 00:38:42,220
you don't even have to embellish it
in your memory.

845
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:47,961
You got this.

846
00:38:48,628 --> 00:38:52,165
Book a new flight.

847
00:38:52,165 --> 00:38:54,334
[automated voice] If you would like
to hear the menu options again,

848
00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:56,970
- please press nine.
- [sighs] Nick, can we talk?

849
00:38:56,970 --> 00:38:59,572
Listen, you stupid airplane robot!

850
00:38:59,572 --> 00:39:02,242
You think you're gonna replace us?
That is not the case.

851
00:39:02,242 --> 00:39:05,245
Get me on the phone with a live human
being right now to book me a new flight

852
00:39:05,245 --> 00:39:07,213
so I can get home to be
with my family for Christmas.

853
00:39:07,213 --> 00:39:08,682
What?

854
00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:09,749
Nothing.

855
00:39:09,749 --> 00:39:12,719
[automated voice] I'm sorry,
I didn't get that. Please hold.

856
00:39:13,219 --> 00:39:14,387
[♪ "Like It's Christmas" playing on phone]

857
00:39:14,387 --> 00:39:15,488
[groans]

858
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,262
- [exclaims]
- [gasping]

859
00:39:22,262 --> 00:39:24,497
- It's so cold.
- It's horrible. [panting]

860
00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:26,766
- This was your idea.
- [chuckles, gasps]

861
00:39:26,766 --> 00:39:28,435
[speaking Dutch]

862
00:39:29,169 --> 00:39:30,170
[in English] Go, go, go.

863
00:39:30,170 --> 00:39:31,638
- [Lucy] Joe, come on.
- [Joe] Wait.

864
00:39:31,638 --> 00:39:33,873
[police officer speaking Dutch]

865
00:39:33,873 --> 00:39:35,108
[Lucy exclaims]

866
00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:38,812
[in English] We have to go faster.
He's on a bike. [gasps]

867
00:39:38,812 --> 00:39:41,114
- Thank you. [laughs]
- I got it, I got it. Keep going.

868
00:39:41,681 --> 00:39:42,949
It's so cold. [groans]

869
00:39:42,949 --> 00:39:45,318
- Okay, we made it.
- I don't know.

870
00:39:47,987 --> 00:39:48,988
Do you think we lost him?

871
00:39:48,988 --> 00:39:50,790
Honestly, I don't think
anybody was chasing us.

872
00:39:50,790 --> 00:39:51,958
[pants]

873
00:39:53,293 --> 00:39:55,562
- Oh. Laundry day.
- Oh. [pants]

874
00:39:59,666 --> 00:40:01,340
[in Dutch]

875
00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:02,869
- [in English] Thank you. Oh.
- Thanks. [chuckles]

876
00:40:03,870 --> 00:40:05,538
- Oh.
- Nice. Well, I did not have

877
00:40:05,538 --> 00:40:08,141
Amsterdam outlaw
on my bingo card for tonight.

878
00:40:09,843 --> 00:40:11,544
- What?
- [chuckles] Nothing.

879
00:40:11,544 --> 00:40:13,546
It's just strange being with you.

880
00:40:13,546 --> 00:40:16,683
Feel like yesterday we were
sneaking into American Pie 2.

881
00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:21,354
But we've also had all these years apart
and I feel like I have a million questions

882
00:40:21,354 --> 00:40:25,558
about what you've been doing and
thinking and feeling and I don't know.

883
00:40:27,694 --> 00:40:30,330
You just feel like my old,
favorite sweater.

884
00:40:31,498 --> 00:40:34,367
But, like, also like a new pair of shoes
that I can't wait to break in.

885
00:40:36,503 --> 00:40:38,380
I don't wanna break you in.
That doesn't make sense.

886
00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:39,739
- That got away from--
- No, I...

887
00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:42,108
I know exactly how you're feeling.

888
00:40:44,177 --> 00:40:45,178
[clicks tongue]

889
00:40:46,346 --> 00:40:47,447
[Lucy chuckles]

890
00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:48,548
[phone chimes]

891
00:40:51,384 --> 00:40:53,420
That's Nick. He got us
plane tickets to New York.

892
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,455
I-I-I gotta go.

893
00:40:56,122 --> 00:40:57,524
That's amazing.

894
00:40:57,524 --> 00:40:59,959
- Where are you spending the holidays?
- Uh, Brooklyn.

895
00:41:00,794 --> 00:41:01,928
I leave tomorrow afternoon.

896
00:41:01,928 --> 00:41:04,631
My parents are going on
a celebrity cruise with John Stamos.

897
00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:07,670
It's no big deal,
but it'll just be me and my cat.

898
00:41:08,201 --> 00:41:09,969
Oh, I'm gonna be in the city as well.

899
00:41:11,438 --> 00:41:12,572
Really?

900
00:41:12,572 --> 00:41:13,640
Really.

901
00:41:15,410 --> 00:41:16,242
[sighs]

902
00:41:18,712 --> 00:41:23,283
I hope your cat got you
a nice Christmas gift. [chuckles]

903
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,656
- [clears throat]
- Yeah.

904
00:41:30,256 --> 00:41:32,392
Right, okay. I... I gotta go.

905
00:41:32,392 --> 00:41:34,940
Yep. Bye, Joe.

906
00:41:34,728 --> 00:41:35,729
Bye.

907
00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:39,332
[door opens]

908
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:41,634
[door closes]

909
00:41:41,634 --> 00:41:43,737
[♪ "Feel Something" playing]

910
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:52,846
♪ Childish ♪

911
00:41:52,846 --> 00:41:57,951
♪ Dancing around like teenagers ♪

912
00:41:57,951 --> 00:42:01,870
♪ Selfish ♪

913
00:42:01,870 --> 00:42:05,325
♪ Shooting her down with no chaser ♪

914
00:42:05,325 --> 00:42:08,862
♪ I'm not for long here ♪

915
00:42:09,596 --> 00:42:14,667
♪ Gotta move on before it starts ♪

916
00:42:14,667 --> 00:42:17,837
♪ Stupid ♪

917
00:42:17,837 --> 00:42:22,108
♪ The Two of Cups not in my cards ♪

918
00:42:23,276 --> 00:42:25,879
♪ Reckless ♪

919
00:42:26,446 --> 00:42:30,283
♪ Cracking the door on what could be ♪

920
00:42:31,351 --> 00:42:33,953
♪ Electric ♪

921
00:42:34,621 --> 00:42:38,725
♪ I'm seeing red, it's too risky ♪

922
00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:43,296
♪ I don't belong here ♪

923
00:42:43,296 --> 00:42:47,000
♪ That might be a lie I tell myself ♪

924
00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:50,737
♪ 'Cause love is ♪

925
00:42:51,338 --> 00:42:55,800
♪ Throwing pennies into a well ♪

926
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,211
♪ Am I ready to feel something? ♪

927
00:42:59,679 --> 00:43:03,516
♪ 'Cause if I do
Then it's out of my hands ♪

928
00:43:03,516 --> 00:43:06,653
♪ Is it better to feel nothing? ♪

929
00:43:07,854 --> 00:43:11,691
♪ I don't wanna choose
Losing something again ♪

930
00:43:11,691 --> 00:43:13,326
♪ If I feel something ♪

931
00:43:15,829 --> 00:43:17,897
♪ So I feel nothing ♪

932
00:43:18,832 --> 00:43:21,267
[vocalizes]

933
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:26,720
♪ Let me down, let me down
Let me down, let me down ♪

934
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,742
♪ Let me down, let me down, let me down ♪

935
00:43:28,742 --> 00:43:31,440
♪ Will you let me down again? ♪

936
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,130
♪ Don't let it begin ♪

937
00:43:33,130 --> 00:43:36,616
♪ So it never ends ♪

938
00:43:36,616 --> 00:43:39,386
♪ Am I ready to feel? ♪

939
00:43:39,386 --> 00:43:40,754
[♪ song ends]

940
00:43:45,525 --> 00:43:47,930
This is my nightmare.

941
00:43:47,930 --> 00:43:48,795
I don't have any clean clothes.

942
00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:51,398
Shipped everything home
except what I needed for

943
00:43:51,398 --> 00:43:53,433
one night of sleep, one day of travel.

944
00:43:53,433 --> 00:43:56,636
But now it's day two of travel so I have
to put back on day one's outfit.

945
00:43:57,704 --> 00:43:59,873
Good thing I packed my emergency robe.

946
00:43:59,873 --> 00:44:02,420
J.Lo called, she wants her dress back.

947
00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:04,644
I can smell all of yesterday's smells.
Don't you hate that?

948
00:44:04,644 --> 00:44:06,880
I can smell that... [sniffs]
...Christmas lady's car.

949
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,148
[sniffs] And the train.

950
00:44:08,148 --> 00:44:11,384
[sniffs] And the fries from the train.
[sniffs] And the mayo from the fries.

951
00:44:11,384 --> 00:44:14,154
Wow, Priyanka really puts up with a lot,
doesn't she?

952
00:44:14,154 --> 00:44:17,223
Yeah, she does.
She's a very patient woman.

953
00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:22,395
- Hi.
- Great job with the door, Kev.

954
00:44:22,962 --> 00:44:25,632
Joe, while you were out
gallivanting around Amsterdam,

955
00:44:25,632 --> 00:44:27,834
I was on the phone
with a lovely ticket agent,

956
00:44:27,834 --> 00:44:29,903
securing seats for us
on a flight home tomorrow.

957
00:44:29,903 --> 00:44:31,404
- That's great.
- Yeah.

958
00:44:31,404 --> 00:44:33,473
So, what's her name?

959
00:44:33,473 --> 00:44:36,409
- Well, that is a very funny story.
- Like he remembers.

960
00:44:37,577 --> 00:44:39,346
Can I get my passport?
I wanna check on it.

961
00:44:39,346 --> 00:44:41,481
Yes, passports. Who's got the passports?

962
00:44:41,481 --> 00:44:43,283
I do 'cause I have the pack.

963
00:44:43,283 --> 00:44:45,285
Feels a bit light, but you know what?
It's right...

964
00:44:45,285 --> 00:44:46,786
It's gone.

965
00:44:46,786 --> 00:44:48,288
They're gone, so...

966
00:44:48,288 --> 00:44:49,356
Great.

967
00:44:49,856 --> 00:44:51,991
[Nick groaning]

968
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:57,831
Wait.
You lost all three of your passports?

969
00:44:57,831 --> 00:45:00,200
- Are you kidding me?
- We did not lose them.

970
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,168
- Joe lost them.
- Somebody must've stolen them.

971
00:45:02,168 --> 00:45:04,637
Lucky for you, I deal with
this kind of thing all the time.

972
00:45:04,637 --> 00:45:07,140
Hang on just one moment please. [chuckles]

973
00:45:08,141 --> 00:45:11,711
Uh, Siri, what do I do
if I lose my passport abroad?

974
00:45:11,711 --> 00:45:14,447
- Oh, my God.
- Cassidy, uh, we... we can still hear you.

975
00:45:14,447 --> 00:45:15,782
Oh, uh... [chuckles]

976
00:45:15,782 --> 00:45:17,183
I know, I was just talking to Siri,

977
00:45:17,183 --> 00:45:20,320
my colleague that specializes
in passport law.

978
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,956
[Siri] Sorry, I didn't quite get that.

979
00:45:23,723 --> 00:45:25,250
- Cassidy.
- Okay, fine!

980
00:45:25,250 --> 00:45:27,394
Fine. I wasn't talking to
any of my colleagues

981
00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:29,290
because I am all alone on Christmas.

982
00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:31,498
[inhales sharply] Oh, my God.

983
00:45:32,465 --> 00:45:33,566
That's it.

984
00:45:33,566 --> 00:45:35,350
Wh... What's it? Cassidy?

985
00:45:35,350 --> 00:45:37,871
My ex is a pilot.
He ditched me so he could fly

986
00:45:37,871 --> 00:45:41,141
Angela Merkel to her favorite spa
in Hamburg.

987
00:45:41,141 --> 00:45:43,510
[chuckles] That is why we broke up.

988
00:45:43,510 --> 00:45:47,681
But if I can get you guys to Germany,
he can probably take you home on his PJ.

989
00:45:47,681 --> 00:45:50,583
Uh, Cassidy,
wh... why didn't you tell us this before?

990
00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:53,190
Well, I didn't think of it.
Probably because he's dead to me.

991
00:45:53,190 --> 00:45:55,388
Have you not been listening to me at all?

992
00:45:56,156 --> 00:45:59,759
Sorry. Uh, now I just have to
get you to Germany. [chuckles]

993
00:45:59,759 --> 00:46:02,950
Most of my drivers
are off for the holidays,

994
00:46:02,950 --> 00:46:05,165
but I'll check
trusty Craigslist Amsterdam.

995
00:46:06,332 --> 00:46:07,333
Here's someone.

996
00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:09,690
Mmm. [sucks teeth]

997
00:46:09,690 --> 00:46:10,837
He's probably gonna
wanna do stuff to your feet.

998
00:46:10,837 --> 00:46:12,439
- No.
- No.

999
00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:13,606
What kind of stuff?

1000
00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:19,212
Dank je wel.

1001
00:46:19,212 --> 00:46:20,547
- Merry Christmas.
- Whoo!

1002
00:46:20,547 --> 00:46:22,882
Nothing can stop us from
getting home for Christmas now! Whoo!

1003
00:46:22,882 --> 00:46:24,250
- Come on.
- [Nick] We're grown men.

1004
00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:25,852
And we'll drive ourselves to Hamburg.

1005
00:46:27,420 --> 00:46:31,624
[Santa] Magic!

1006
00:46:34,561 --> 00:46:37,364
We should've just let that guy
from Craigslist do stuff to my feet.

1007
00:46:39,733 --> 00:46:41,534
- [Nick sighs]
- [Kevin coughs]

1008
00:46:46,773 --> 00:46:49,750
[Kevin] The girls are probably
roasting chestnuts right now.

1009
00:46:49,909 --> 00:46:51,544
I'm starving. [sighs]

1010
00:46:52,212 --> 00:46:54,781
Oh, my God. Do you think I'm gonna
starve to death out here?

1011
00:46:54,781 --> 00:46:57,217
No. I think you're gonna freeze to death.

1012
00:46:57,217 --> 00:46:59,986
And Joe and I will be forced
to eat you to survive.

1013
00:46:59,986 --> 00:47:01,488
Oh, my God, truck.

1014
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,891
- Truck. Shall we hitchhike?
- Are you crazy?

1015
00:47:04,891 --> 00:47:05,992
I saw this list that said

1016
00:47:05,992 --> 00:47:08,561
hitchhiking is the sixth
most likely way people get killed.

1017
00:47:08,561 --> 00:47:10,997
I saw this other list said that
we're the second most punchable band.

1018
00:47:10,997 --> 00:47:12,799
Put those lists together,
whoever's driving that truck's

1019
00:47:12,799 --> 00:47:15,101
- gonna punch us to death.
- No. No.

1020
00:47:15,101 --> 00:47:16,169
- Stop!
- Nope.

1021
00:47:16,169 --> 00:47:17,303
Nick, what are you doing?

1022
00:47:17,303 --> 00:47:19,773
- Getting us home.
- Don't look at the guy. Don't look at him.

1023
00:47:22,475 --> 00:47:23,476
[Joe grunts]

1024
00:47:24,477 --> 00:47:26,913
[speaking German]

1025
00:47:27,414 --> 00:47:29,349
[in English] Duolingo, 48 day streak.

1026
00:47:29,349 --> 00:47:31,751
I speak English. Hi. [chuckles]

1027
00:47:31,751 --> 00:47:34,187
And I, uh, I happen to be
going right through Hamburg.

1028
00:47:34,187 --> 00:47:35,655
Have we met before?

1029
00:47:35,655 --> 00:47:40,930
No, of course not. No, I-I've never
put a spell on you. [chuckles]

1030
00:47:40,860 --> 00:47:44,364
- What?
- I said I've never met you.

1031
00:47:44,864 --> 00:47:48,635
Okay? Okay. Two in the back
and one up here with me.

1032
00:47:49,769 --> 00:47:50,770
Okay. So...

1033
00:47:51,338 --> 00:47:52,339
[sighs]

1034
00:47:52,872 --> 00:47:54,708
Of course, I have to sit
with the murderer.

1035
00:47:55,642 --> 00:47:57,477
[sniffs] Smells amazing. What is that?

1036
00:47:58,110 --> 00:47:59,450
600 Christmas trees.

1037
00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:07,287
[slurps] Don't worry, I, um,
went light on the whiskey today.

1038
00:48:07,287 --> 00:48:09,856
- I'm kidding. I'm kidding. [chuckles]
- [grunts]

1039
00:48:09,856 --> 00:48:11,658
It's just peppermint tea.

1040
00:48:11,658 --> 00:48:14,227
So, uh... How did you
and your brothers end up

1041
00:48:14,227 --> 00:48:16,496
stranded in Germany on Christmas Eve?

1042
00:48:16,496 --> 00:48:19,399
Good question.
Uh, we were on tour in Europe.

1043
00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:21,468
Um, we're in a band together.

1044
00:48:21,468 --> 00:48:25,505
A band of brothers. Huh.
Oh, like the Bee Gees.

1045
00:48:25,505 --> 00:48:27,741
- [chuckles]
- Oh, that-that sounds fun.

1046
00:48:29,409 --> 00:48:30,543
It can be.

1047
00:48:32,712 --> 00:48:34,347
No, don't get me wrong. I mean, I'm...

1048
00:48:34,347 --> 00:48:38,151
I-I am so grateful that there are
some people that love our music,

1049
00:48:38,151 --> 00:48:43,560
and that we're still doing this
after all these years.

1050
00:48:43,757 --> 00:48:44,758
But it's family,

1051
00:48:45,658 --> 00:48:48,595
and, you know, being around your family
all the time, it's...

1052
00:48:49,950 --> 00:48:50,897
It's tough. [sighs, clears throat]

1053
00:48:50,897 --> 00:48:53,666
We got our big break
when we were just kids.

1054
00:48:53,666 --> 00:48:57,437
And right away we kind of locked
into these very specific roles.

1055
00:48:58,380 --> 00:49:00,774
And we're-we're great at them,
that's why this works.

1056
00:49:00,774 --> 00:49:05,912
But mine is planning, and worrying,
and obsessing over every little detail.

1057
00:49:05,912 --> 00:49:09,549
And it just feels like
by trying to keep us on our A game,

1058
00:49:10,617 --> 00:49:15,555
I've gotten stuck
being kind of, uh, annoying. [scoffs]

1059
00:49:16,956 --> 00:49:20,760
And... [chuckles]
...it's driving me insane actually.

1060
00:49:22,729 --> 00:49:23,863
Does that make any sense?

1061
00:49:23,863 --> 00:49:25,965
Mmm. Mmm. Not really, no.

1062
00:49:27,330 --> 00:49:30,360
But... [stammers] ...I don't really
have anyone who drives me insane.

1063
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,438
- Braggy.
- Well, no, it's just...

1064
00:49:31,438 --> 00:49:33,773
[stammers] ...I live a very solitary life.

1065
00:49:33,773 --> 00:49:36,142
My-My home is very remote,

1066
00:49:36,142 --> 00:49:39,979
and, uh, my work is all-consuming.

1067
00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:44,918
I just try and bring people joy
with my yearly deliveries of, um,

1068
00:49:44,918 --> 00:49:46,486
you know, Christmas trees.

1069
00:49:47,987 --> 00:49:50,924
- That's actually really nice.
- [Santa] Well, it can be.

1070
00:49:50,924 --> 00:49:55,428
Most of the time, I'm-I'm on the outside
looking in through the window.

1071
00:49:55,428 --> 00:49:56,496
[Nick] Hmm.

1072
00:49:56,496 --> 00:50:01,670
Yeah, this lone wolf has always
daydreamed about being part of a pack.

1073
00:50:02,168 --> 00:50:05,500
[howls, chuckles]

1074
00:50:05,905 --> 00:50:08,800
[clicks tongue] Yeah.

1075
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:12,345
[smacks lips] Would you mind pulling over?
I just wanna go check on my brothers.

1076
00:50:12,345 --> 00:50:13,446
Oh, yeah.

1077
00:50:16,316 --> 00:50:17,317
Why are we stopping?

1078
00:50:17,317 --> 00:50:18,418
I don't know.

1079
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:28,695
Never trust a cheap spell
to do a man's job. [chuckles, slurps]

1080
00:50:29,462 --> 00:50:30,764
You all right?

1081
00:50:30,764 --> 00:50:33,666
Yeah. Just wanted some fresh air.

1082
00:50:35,135 --> 00:50:37,837
- [sighing]
- [engine revs]

1083
00:50:44,477 --> 00:50:45,979
You know what this reminds me of?

1084
00:50:45,979 --> 00:50:48,948
Yeah. Those old days
with Dad driving us to gigs?

1085
00:50:51,317 --> 00:50:52,619
Back of the minivan.

1086
00:50:52,619 --> 00:50:55,789
Cramped in the back seat, trying not to
throw up from Dad's terrible driving.

1087
00:50:55,789 --> 00:50:57,323
[both chuckle]

1088
00:50:58,725 --> 00:51:01,127
Didn't Dad cut down a Christmas tree
one year for Christmas?

1089
00:51:01,127 --> 00:51:03,290
- Think so, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- There was spiders in it.

1090
00:51:03,290 --> 00:51:04,531
There was, like, spiders everywhere.

1091
00:51:04,531 --> 00:51:05,965
- Spiders. I remember that.
- [Kevin] Yeah.

1092
00:51:05,965 --> 00:51:07,801
I remember Dad
in our little apartment in Dallas--

1093
00:51:07,801 --> 00:51:10,837
Pulling out each ornament, one by one,
telling a story about it.

1094
00:51:10,837 --> 00:51:12,539
- He was making those stories up.
- For sure.

1095
00:51:12,539 --> 00:51:14,874
"This is from New Zealand." It's like,
"When have you been to New Zealand?"

1096
00:51:14,874 --> 00:51:17,510
[all laugh]

1097
00:51:17,510 --> 00:51:20,130
- Oh, yes, a very Kiwi Christmas.
- [laughs] Yeah.

1098
00:51:20,547 --> 00:51:21,548
[sighs]

1099
00:51:21,548 --> 00:51:23,983
[♪ "Remember When" playing]

1100
00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:33,930
♪ Memory
Memory's a tap on the glass ♪

1101
00:51:34,327 --> 00:51:37,230
♪ Just asking questions ♪

1102
00:51:37,230 --> 00:51:42,736
♪ Every
Every ripple in our past ♪

1103
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,439
♪ Had good intentions ♪

1104
00:51:46,439 --> 00:51:52,379
♪ Oh, you can make new friends
But not old ♪

1105
00:51:53,113 --> 00:51:55,215
♪ 'Cause they won't know ♪

1106
00:51:55,215 --> 00:51:58,351
♪ Every "Remember when" ♪

1107
00:51:58,351 --> 00:52:04,858
♪ Floods my mind
With little images of simpler times ♪

1108
00:52:04,858 --> 00:52:07,594
♪ Every "Remember when" ♪

1109
00:52:08,294 --> 00:52:14,670
♪ Brings me right back
To the innocence of childish eyes ♪

1110
00:52:14,670 --> 00:52:15,135
♪ Oh ♪

1111
00:52:15,135 --> 00:52:19,973
♪ When fuses weren't so short
And laughing wasn't forced ♪

1112
00:52:19,973 --> 00:52:23,543
♪ The benefit of doubt was yours ♪

1113
00:52:24,210 --> 00:52:26,479
♪ Every "Remember when" ♪

1114
00:52:26,479 --> 00:52:30,984
♪ Makes me remember when
I had the innocence ♪

1115
00:52:31,951 --> 00:52:38,224
- ♪ To love you without keeping score ♪
- [Jonas Brothers vocalizing]

1116
00:52:38,224 --> 00:52:40,493
[Nick vocalizes] ♪ Yeah ♪

1117
00:52:43,463 --> 00:52:45,765
♪ Every "Remember when" ♪

1118
00:52:45,765 --> 00:52:50,337
♪ Makes me remember when
I had the innocence ♪

1119
00:52:51,171 --> 00:52:55,275
♪ To love you without keeping score ♪

1120
00:52:55,275 --> 00:52:57,177
[Joe] Oh, was it Operation or Monopoly--

1121
00:52:57,177 --> 00:52:59,612
[Kevin] Endless childish games.
I forgot about that.

1122
00:53:00,914 --> 00:53:01,915
Guten Tag.

1123
00:53:04,784 --> 00:53:07,520
- Oh, absolutely. Here we go.
- [Joe hums]

1124
00:53:10,924 --> 00:53:12,425
[chuckles]

1125
00:53:12,425 --> 00:53:16,930
[Joe, Kevin chattering]

1126
00:53:18,131 --> 00:53:19,132
[line ringing]

1127
00:53:19,132 --> 00:53:22,502
[Stacy] Hi, you've reached Stacy.
Please leave one after the beep.

1128
00:53:22,502 --> 00:53:24,471
[clicks tongue] Hey, Stacy, it's Nick.

1129
00:53:25,338 --> 00:53:29,420
Look, I've been thinking, uh,
you know, maybe we can extend the tour.

1130
00:53:30,110 --> 00:53:32,645
[stammers] Look, we-we absolutely love
performing together,

1131
00:53:32,645 --> 00:53:36,316
and when things are good,
they're-they're great.

1132
00:53:36,316 --> 00:53:37,517
I... It's just...

1133
00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:43,189
I think I just need a minute to decide
if we can make this work or not.

1134
00:53:43,189 --> 00:53:47,660
So d-don't say no to the promoters
just yet, okay? All right, bye.

1135
00:53:48,228 --> 00:53:50,363
Look, we found fresh clothes.

1136
00:53:54,868 --> 00:53:55,869
"I'm a Düsseldorf girl."

1137
00:53:56,469 --> 00:53:58,538
Least it doesn't have
yesterday's smells on it.

1138
00:53:59,139 --> 00:54:01,174
Do you get mine? It's pretty funny.

1139
00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:03,710
[♪ "Coming Home For Christmas" playing]

1140
00:54:13,853 --> 00:54:15,755
- Wow.
- It's beautiful.

1141
00:54:16,389 --> 00:54:18,758
Now let's just hope Cassidy's ex
isn't a total freak.

1142
00:54:20,827 --> 00:54:21,861
Hello, gents!

1143
00:54:22,595 --> 00:54:23,930
Damn, son.

1144
00:54:23,930 --> 00:54:25,598
No wonder Cassidy's so heartbroken.

1145
00:54:25,598 --> 00:54:28,702
I'm Gene. It is an absolute honor to
get you guys home for Christmas.

1146
00:54:29,269 --> 00:54:30,270
[all] Hi, Gene.

1147
00:54:30,870 --> 00:54:32,405
Got the usual stuff here.

1148
00:54:33,173 --> 00:54:35,575
I googled some of your favorite snacks.
Hope that's okay.

1149
00:54:35,575 --> 00:54:39,612
Pringles for Nick. Roasted peanuts
for Kevin. Sour Patch Kids, Joe.

1150
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:44,351
[chuckles] I have a soft spot
for these too.

1151
00:54:44,351 --> 00:54:46,353
Tart and sweet, just like your music.

1152
00:54:47,387 --> 00:54:48,388
You get it.

1153
00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:58,198
[screams]

1154
00:54:58,198 --> 00:54:59,899
[laughs]

1155
00:54:59,899 --> 00:55:02,350
Kevin McCallister,
you brilliant, little devil.

1156
00:55:03,970 --> 00:55:05,705
Whoa. Bumpy.

1157
00:55:05,705 --> 00:55:08,742
Probably just a change in pressure.
My main man Gene's all over it.

1158
00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:13,790
[thuds]

1159
00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:16,282
Okay. I'm gonna go see what's going on.

1160
00:55:19,285 --> 00:55:20,387
[camera shutter clicks]

1161
00:55:20,387 --> 00:55:22,322
- Um, Gene?
- [camera shutter clicks]

1162
00:55:22,322 --> 00:55:23,790
- Oh!
- [grunts]

1163
00:55:24,457 --> 00:55:25,592
What are you doing?

1164
00:55:25,592 --> 00:55:28,828
My ex, Cassidy, posted a photo
with some guy named Dean. Look at that.

1165
00:55:31,131 --> 00:55:32,465
That's not real though.

1166
00:55:34,968 --> 00:55:38,505
I appreciate you trying
to protect me, Jonas. But I can fix this.

1167
00:55:38,505 --> 00:55:41,700
I just have to post a photo
to make her remember how hot I am.

1168
00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:42,742
These photos suck.
It's too cramped in here.

1169
00:55:42,742 --> 00:55:43,977
You can only see eight of my abs.

1170
00:55:43,977 --> 00:55:46,112
- Wait, you don't have a copilot.
- So we better hurry.

1171
00:55:48,915 --> 00:55:51,351
[Nick] Gene. Gene, don't you need to,
like, fly the plane?

1172
00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:53,653
It's on autopilot. This is more important.

1173
00:55:53,653 --> 00:55:55,455
- Can you help please?
- [Joe] What's going on?

1174
00:55:55,455 --> 00:55:56,656
[Nick] I don't know. This guy's insane.

1175
00:55:56,656 --> 00:55:59,693
I'm not insane. We're taking sexy photos
so I can get my girlfriend back.

1176
00:55:59,693 --> 00:56:01,795
Okay, okay. Let me see. I need to see it.

1177
00:56:02,295 --> 00:56:05,165
Oh, the lighting is terrible in here.
I'm washed out.

1178
00:56:05,165 --> 00:56:06,599
Oh, I got something for you.

1179
00:56:07,934 --> 00:56:09,369
[Kevin] How-How's that gonna help, Joe?

1180
00:56:09,369 --> 00:56:11,671
[sniffs] This is fantastic. What is this?

1181
00:56:11,671 --> 00:56:14,541
Glow by Joe. Cinnamon clove.

1182
00:56:14,541 --> 00:56:16,509
People magazine's sexiest candle
two years running.

1183
00:56:16,509 --> 00:56:18,878
Joe, why are you encouraging this?
We need him to fly the plane.

1184
00:56:18,878 --> 00:56:21,648
Sooner he takes these pictures, the
sooner he gets back to flying this plane.

1185
00:56:21,648 --> 00:56:22,849
- Nick, Nick, Nick.
- [sighs]

1186
00:56:22,849 --> 00:56:25,719
Hey, I bet if we just land the plane,
you can just call Cassidy...

1187
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:27,687
- How's the lighting?
- ...and you can apologize.

1188
00:56:29,789 --> 00:56:32,225
Okay, I gotta know.
Is it keto? Intermittent fasting?

1189
00:56:32,859 --> 00:56:33,860
Put your arm down. [stammers]

1190
00:56:34,461 --> 00:56:35,729
- [phone chimes]
- [Gene] Feedback.

1191
00:56:35,729 --> 00:56:37,130
[Nick] That looks great. Natural.

1192
00:56:37,130 --> 00:56:38,732
[Joe] Nick, why's our manager texting you,

1193
00:56:38,732 --> 00:56:42,680
"So psyched you changed your mind
and are open to extending the tour"?

1194
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,637
Yeah, good news.
They want to extend the tour. Congrats.

1195
00:56:44,637 --> 00:56:46,473
[Gene] Eye on the prize, Nick.
I can't hold this forever.

1196
00:56:46,473 --> 00:56:47,841
[Nick] Can we talk about this
later please?

1197
00:56:47,841 --> 00:56:49,909
- [Kevin] Seriously?
- [Joe] But what does she mean by,

1198
00:56:49,909 --> 00:56:52,312
"You changed your mind."
What did you change your mind about?

1199
00:56:52,312 --> 00:56:55,181
Okay, fine. Yes, I did speak to her
yesterday about extending the tour,

1200
00:56:55,181 --> 00:56:57,317
and I lied and said that you guys
weren't up for it.

1201
00:56:57,317 --> 00:56:59,219
- The truth is, I wasn't up for it.
- No, no, no.

1202
00:56:59,219 --> 00:57:02,880
Wait, so you just unilaterally decided
to not extend without talking to us?

1203
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:03,990
Yes, but I-I took it back. So...

1204
00:57:03,990 --> 00:57:05,580
- [Gene] No.
- Unbelievable.

1205
00:57:05,580 --> 00:57:07,761
- This isn't working. I look bloated!
- You don't look bloated.

1206
00:57:07,761 --> 00:57:09,496
Why did you make me eat
that Sour Patch Kid?

1207
00:57:09,496 --> 00:57:10,563
- What?
- Let's do another setup.

1208
00:57:10,563 --> 00:57:13,700
- Maybe some waist down shots.
- [Nick] All right, I'll take 'em.

1209
00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:14,834
[grunting]

1210
00:57:14,834 --> 00:57:15,902
[Kevin] Gene!

1211
00:57:16,770 --> 00:57:18,104
- Is he dead?
- He can't be dead.

1212
00:57:18,104 --> 00:57:19,773
If he's dead, we're dead.

1213
00:57:20,573 --> 00:57:21,708
We gotta wake him up. Come on.

1214
00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:23,343
- [Kevin] Gene?
- [Joe] Dude, Gene, wake up.

1215
00:57:23,343 --> 00:57:25,178
- [groans]
- [Nick] Oh, he's alive. Good.

1216
00:57:25,178 --> 00:57:26,846
- He's not dead.
- Get him up. Get him up.

1217
00:57:26,846 --> 00:57:27,947
Help me.

1218
00:57:27,947 --> 00:57:30,160
[all grunting]

1219
00:57:30,850 --> 00:57:34,540
- Come on. Come on. Geez. He's so dense.
- Careful. [grunting]

1220
00:57:34,540 --> 00:57:35,121
Careful.

1221
00:57:35,121 --> 00:57:37,230
- Okay. Get the legs.
- Legs. Come on. [grunts]

1222
00:57:37,230 --> 00:57:39,359
[Nick] Come on, watch his foot.
Don't let it hit anything.

1223
00:57:40,930 --> 00:57:41,861
- [Kevin] We gotta wake him up.
- We deactivated auto pilot.

1224
00:57:41,861 --> 00:57:43,363
- We did?
- We did.

1225
00:57:43,363 --> 00:57:45,650
- Then reactivate it!
- I don't know how to do that.

1226
00:57:45,650 --> 00:57:46,900
Okay, uh, nothing works.

1227
00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:48,268
[Joe] We're losing altitude. Reengage it.

1228
00:57:48,268 --> 00:57:50,270
I don't even know how to drive stick,
what do you mean?

1229
00:57:50,270 --> 00:57:52,872
Gene, wake up. Come on. Come on! Come on!

1230
00:57:53,907 --> 00:57:54,941
Guys, I've got this.

1231
00:57:54,941 --> 00:57:57,577
[sighs] I know Glen Powell from Top Gun.

1232
00:57:58,611 --> 00:57:59,612
Hold on.

1233
00:58:01,614 --> 00:58:03,116
We're gonna get home for Christmas.

1234
00:58:05,485 --> 00:58:07,454
- [Nick] Whoa!
- I don't have it. I don't have it.

1235
00:58:07,454 --> 00:58:09,723
- Gene, wake up and fly this plane!
- [warning system] Pull up.

1236
00:58:09,723 --> 00:58:12,425
- Come on, Gene. We need you!
- [warning system] Pull up.

1237
00:58:12,425 --> 00:58:13,493
Wait. Wait. Wait, wait.

1238
00:58:13,993 --> 00:58:15,950
[warning system] Pull up.

1239
00:58:15,950 --> 00:58:16,162
[Kevin] You still have those?

1240
00:58:16,963 --> 00:58:18,264
That one's mine. That one's mine.

1241
00:58:18,264 --> 00:58:19,666
Doesn't matter, just blow.

1242
00:58:19,666 --> 00:58:21,000
[whistling]

1243
00:58:21,634 --> 00:58:23,570
No, no. One, two, three.

1244
00:58:23,570 --> 00:58:24,637
[whistles]

1245
00:58:24,637 --> 00:58:26,673
- [groaning]
- It's working. It's working. Keep going.

1246
00:58:26,673 --> 00:58:27,774
[whistling]

1247
00:58:27,774 --> 00:58:29,743
- Cassidy, I love you! Cassidy!
- [screams]

1248
00:58:29,743 --> 00:58:31,244
- Gene! Fly the plane!
- [Kevin] He's awake!

1249
00:58:31,244 --> 00:58:34,147
- [Gene groans]
- [Kevin] Oh, come on!

1250
00:58:35,949 --> 00:58:36,983
[Joe] That's good.

1251
00:58:36,983 --> 00:58:38,618
[screams] Oh, no.

1252
00:58:39,352 --> 00:58:41,210
Uh, Gene, you got this.

1253
00:58:41,210 --> 00:58:42,756
Brace! Brace, guys. Hold on tight.

1254
00:58:42,756 --> 00:58:44,190
Hold on!

1255
00:58:44,924 --> 00:58:47,761
[all grunting]

1256
00:58:48,495 --> 00:58:50,964
[shouting]

1257
00:58:56,436 --> 00:58:59,806
[all panting]

1258
00:58:59,806 --> 00:59:02,275
- Huh. You did it, Gene. We're alive.
- [laughs]

1259
00:59:02,275 --> 00:59:04,277
[laughing]

1260
00:59:04,277 --> 00:59:05,645
Whoo! [sighs]

1261
00:59:05,645 --> 00:59:07,647
[sniffs] What... What's that smell?

1262
00:59:07,647 --> 00:59:08,782
Oh, cinnamon.

1263
00:59:08,782 --> 00:59:09,949
And cloves.

1264
00:59:09,949 --> 00:59:11,818
And pine. I'm definitely getting pine.

1265
00:59:12,385 --> 00:59:13,620
Oh, no.

1266
00:59:15,955 --> 00:59:18,324
- Oh.
- [Joe] No!

1267
00:59:18,324 --> 00:59:20,794
- [shouts]
- [Nick] Oh, oh, okay. Whoa.

1268
00:59:20,794 --> 00:59:22,280
Let's go.

1269
00:59:24,698 --> 00:59:25,699
[Gene screams]

1270
00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:28,301
[Kevin groans]

1271
00:59:28,301 --> 00:59:29,636
Two planes in two days.

1272
00:59:31,710 --> 00:59:32,539
Please tell me someone has their phone.

1273
00:59:33,373 --> 00:59:34,708
[Kevin] Maybe they're okay in there?

1274
00:59:35,675 --> 00:59:36,876
- [screams] Oh, no.
- [Gene screams]

1275
00:59:37,477 --> 00:59:39,512
Why do I never say yes to AppleCare?

1276
00:59:42,849 --> 00:59:45,251
[wind howls]

1277
00:59:46,219 --> 00:59:47,654
- Sorry about before. Okay?
- [Nick] Hmm.

1278
00:59:47,654 --> 00:59:49,689
The heart makes us do crazy things.

1279
00:59:49,689 --> 00:59:52,192
Now I'll make us a fire,
build us a shelter.

1280
00:59:52,192 --> 00:59:53,259
[Kevin] Great.

1281
00:59:53,259 --> 00:59:55,829
We'll set up camp
for the night, all right? Good.

1282
00:59:55,829 --> 00:59:56,930
- [Gene] Let's get it going.
- No.

1283
00:59:57,530 --> 01:00:00,767
No, no, no. We are not
setting up camp with you, Gene.

1284
01:00:01,434 --> 01:00:04,604
We are missing Christmas Eve with our kids

1285
01:00:04,604 --> 01:00:07,841
because you had to take thirst traps
for the weirdest woman in the world.

1286
01:00:07,841 --> 01:00:11,678
I'm gonna stop you right there.
You keep my ex's name out of your mouth.

1287
01:00:11,678 --> 01:00:13,246
- I didn't even say her name.
- Good.

1288
01:00:13,847 --> 01:00:15,682
- Don't say her name.
- But I will now.

1289
01:00:16,683 --> 01:00:17,684
- Cassidy.
- Don't.

1290
01:00:17,684 --> 01:00:20,200
- Cassidy, Cassidy, Cassidy.
- Guys. Guys...

1291
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,288
- Cassidy, Cassidy, Cassidy.
- You know what? Screw this.

1292
01:00:22,288 --> 01:00:23,390
And screw you, Nick.

1293
01:00:23,390 --> 01:00:25,759
I've always liked Joe's solo music
better than yours anyway.

1294
01:00:25,759 --> 01:00:27,427
- Oh.
- Yeah. You boys are done.

1295
01:00:27,427 --> 01:00:28,962
- Uh, no. [stammers]
- [Gene] You're on your own.

1296
01:00:28,962 --> 01:00:30,563
- I'm sorry, man. But...
- Gene.

1297
01:00:30,563 --> 01:00:31,931
[Gene] I'm going back to my woman.

1298
01:00:31,931 --> 01:00:34,534
- Dude, come on. Please.
- [Gene] No. I'm gonna find my woman.

1299
01:00:34,534 --> 01:00:35,602
- Dude.
- [sighs]

1300
01:00:36,403 --> 01:00:38,471
Wow. Way to go, Nick.

1301
01:00:38,471 --> 01:00:41,207
Thanks for telling the one guy
who knows how to survive out here

1302
01:00:41,207 --> 01:00:42,909
that we don't wanna camp with him.

1303
01:00:42,909 --> 01:00:44,644
Another phenomenal unilateral decision.

1304
01:00:44,644 --> 01:00:49,149
[scoffs] Okay. You can't suddenly be mad
at me for making a decision

1305
01:00:49,149 --> 01:00:50,750
when you literally lean on me

1306
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:52,419
- for everything.
- [scoffs]

1307
01:00:52,419 --> 01:00:54,120
Do you think I like being
the uptight, responsible one?

1308
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:58,580
No, I don't. But I have to
so that I can take care of you two.

1309
01:00:59,159 --> 01:01:00,293
That is such BS.

1310
01:01:00,293 --> 01:01:02,729
- You love to be in control.
- [scoffs]

1311
01:01:02,729 --> 01:01:04,831
You get off on feeling like
you're better than everybody.

1312
01:01:04,831 --> 01:01:07,300
Which is probably why you make fun
of my personal life so much.

1313
01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:08,668
- What?
- Actually, you do do that, Nick.

1314
01:01:08,668 --> 01:01:10,303
I've been meaning to talk to you about it.

1315
01:01:10,303 --> 01:01:13,606
You do it too. Always joking
about how I'm some vapid womanizer.

1316
01:01:13,606 --> 01:01:16,910
You know, that makes me feel like
I'll never find a real relationship again.

1317
01:01:16,910 --> 01:01:18,244
Which is probably why I didn't tell you

1318
01:01:18,244 --> 01:01:20,347
that I bumped into Lucy again
in Amsterdam.

1319
01:01:20,347 --> 01:01:23,683
Yeah. And I feel like there's something
there, but I'm terrified to go for it.

1320
01:01:23,683 --> 01:01:26,853
Because maybe I'm just this shallow idiot
my brothers say I am.

1321
01:01:29,622 --> 01:01:30,623
[sighs]

1322
01:01:32,459 --> 01:01:33,460
I wanna sing.

1323
01:01:35,462 --> 01:01:36,830
- Right now?
- [Kevin] No.

1324
01:01:36,830 --> 01:01:38,365
Lead vocals in a song.

1325
01:01:38,365 --> 01:01:39,933
I've been trying
to tell you guys for days,

1326
01:01:39,933 --> 01:01:43,360
but you guys are such narcissists
you didn't even see me.

1327
01:01:44,771 --> 01:01:48,508
Okay, don't blame your inability
to tell us what you want on us.

1328
01:01:48,508 --> 01:01:51,110
If you wanna sing, of course you can sing.

1329
01:01:51,110 --> 01:01:53,346
Oh, yeah, great.
Another unilateral decision, Nick. Great.

1330
01:01:53,847 --> 01:01:55,215
Okay, so you don't want him to sing?

1331
01:01:55,215 --> 01:01:57,183
I just would like
to be consulted on it first.

1332
01:01:57,183 --> 01:01:59,452
Okay, I thought I could last
six more months with you guys.

1333
01:01:59,452 --> 01:02:00,987
But I can't even last six seconds.

1334
01:02:00,987 --> 01:02:02,989
Me either. I'll find my own way home
to my girls.

1335
01:02:02,989 --> 01:02:04,357
- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah, me too.

1336
01:02:04,357 --> 01:02:06,159
I'll find my own way home to mine.

1337
01:02:07,494 --> 01:02:09,863
[sighs] None of us have sons.

1338
01:02:09,863 --> 01:02:11,731
Do you think that's genetic?

1339
01:02:11,731 --> 01:02:12,832
It's gotta be genetic.

1340
01:02:13,566 --> 01:02:14,567
I blame Dad.

1341
01:02:14,567 --> 01:02:17,170
[♪ "Better Off Alone" playing]

1342
01:02:17,170 --> 01:02:21,875
♪ I take responsibility ♪

1343
01:02:22,509 --> 01:02:25,378
♪ For staying round this long ♪

1344
01:02:27,470 --> 01:02:31,718
♪ Apologies to younger me ♪

1345
01:02:32,252 --> 01:02:35,255
♪ For letting it go on ♪

1346
01:02:36,923 --> 01:02:41,940
♪ Blood's thicker than water ♪

1347
01:02:41,661 --> 01:02:46,332
♪ But not when everything's gone cold ♪

1348
01:02:46,332 --> 01:02:51,538
♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪

1349
01:02:51,538 --> 01:02:54,841
♪ Am I better off alone? ♪

1350
01:02:54,841 --> 01:03:00,714
♪ Am I better, better, better off alone? ♪

1351
01:03:06,252 --> 01:03:11,358
♪ I've been as good as I can be ♪

1352
01:03:11,358 --> 01:03:14,527
♪ It's never good enough ♪

1353
01:03:16,290 --> 01:03:21,101
♪ Not sure just what they want from me ♪

1354
01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:24,304
♪ I've done it all and some ♪

1355
01:03:25,638 --> 01:03:30,143
♪ The apple, it don't fall ♪

1356
01:03:30,143 --> 01:03:35,582
♪ Far from the tree but it's gone rogue ♪

1357
01:03:35,582 --> 01:03:40,420
♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪

1358
01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:43,957
♪ Might be better off alone ♪

1359
01:03:43,957 --> 01:03:49,996
♪ Might be better, better
Better off alone ♪

1360
01:03:49,996 --> 01:03:54,300
[guitar plays]

1361
01:04:11,484 --> 01:04:14,487
[vocalizes]

1362
01:04:14,487 --> 01:04:19,325
♪ Blood's thicker than water ♪

1363
01:04:19,325 --> 01:04:24,531
♪ But not when everything's gone cold ♪

1364
01:04:24,531 --> 01:04:29,335
♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪

1365
01:04:29,335 --> 01:04:32,872
♪ I'm better off alone ♪

1366
01:04:32,872 --> 01:04:38,712
♪ I'm better, better, better off alone ♪

1367
01:04:41,381 --> 01:04:43,516
We just walked in a circle, didn't we?

1368
01:04:43,516 --> 01:04:44,684
[Nick, Kevin] Yeah.

1369
01:04:44,684 --> 01:04:45,985
[branches crack]

1370
01:04:46,619 --> 01:04:47,787
What was that?

1371
01:04:47,787 --> 01:04:48,855
Gene?

1372
01:04:51,224 --> 01:04:52,792
- Is that you?
- [leaves rustle]

1373
01:04:52,792 --> 01:04:54,961
Here to light us a fire
and cook us dinner I bet. [chuckles]

1374
01:04:55,795 --> 01:04:56,796
Nick's sorry.

1375
01:04:56,796 --> 01:04:59,366
[animal growls, barks]

1376
01:04:59,366 --> 01:05:00,800
- Oh.
- Not Gene.

1377
01:05:01,701 --> 01:05:04,838
Okay. It's just one of him
and three of us. Right? [chuckles]

1378
01:05:04,838 --> 01:05:06,706
- [growls]
- I saw this on Bear Grylls once,

1379
01:05:06,706 --> 01:05:08,708
- you just gotta be really loud.
- No, no, dude, it's quiet.

1380
01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:09,976
- No, it's loud.
- No, it's quiet.

1381
01:05:09,976 --> 01:05:11,440
Bears are... Bears are quiet.

1382
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:14,800
No, no, guys, there's not just one.
Okay? Because wolves travel in packs.

1383
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:15,348
[wolves howl]

1384
01:05:15,348 --> 01:05:16,983
Because why would you ever travel alone

1385
01:05:16,983 --> 01:05:18,918
if you could travel
with your wolf brothers?

1386
01:05:18,918 --> 01:05:20,200
What?

1387
01:05:20,854 --> 01:05:22,489
- Which one is it? Quiet or loud?
- I think it's loud.

1388
01:05:22,489 --> 01:05:23,656
- I have to apologize.
- It's loud.

1389
01:05:23,656 --> 01:05:25,358
- So which one is it?
- Louder. Loud.

1390
01:05:25,358 --> 01:05:27,660
Okay, I'm sorry for being
so uptight all the time.

1391
01:05:27,660 --> 01:05:29,863
And I'm sorry that I didn't tell you
about extending the tour.

1392
01:05:29,863 --> 01:05:32,899
[Kevin] I'm sorry we take you for granted.
Sorry I made you feel like a joke, Joe.

1393
01:05:32,899 --> 01:05:35,368
- Lucy would've been lucky to have you.
- [Nick] Louder.

1394
01:05:35,368 --> 01:05:38,605
Well, I'm sorry that we never
got to hear you sing, Kevin.

1395
01:05:38,605 --> 01:05:40,540
I'm sure your voice is pretty okay.

1396
01:05:40,540 --> 01:05:42,342
- Thank you!
- Move closer. Watch out.

1397
01:05:42,342 --> 01:05:43,610
Just start screaming.

1398
01:05:43,610 --> 01:05:44,878
[all screaming]

1399
01:05:44,878 --> 01:05:47,800
- [Kevin] Get away!
- Go home!

1400
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:48,381
[snarling]

1401
01:05:48,948 --> 01:05:50,830
[Nick] That's not working.

1402
01:05:50,830 --> 01:05:51,584
[Joe] I don't think we're gonna make it.

1403
01:05:51,584 --> 01:05:53,720
[panting] All right. One last huddle.

1404
01:05:54,554 --> 01:05:56,389
[groans] Every moment matters.

1405
01:05:56,923 --> 01:05:57,924
Every feeling matters.

1406
01:05:57,924 --> 01:05:59,559
Every brother matters.

1407
01:05:59,559 --> 01:06:00,627
I love you, guys.

1408
01:06:00,627 --> 01:06:01,728
- I love you.
- Love you.

1409
01:06:01,728 --> 01:06:03,196
[wolves snarling]

1410
01:06:03,196 --> 01:06:05,398
[whirring]

1411
01:06:05,398 --> 01:06:06,566
[all panting]

1412
01:06:06,566 --> 01:06:08,201
[lightning crashes]

1413
01:06:08,201 --> 01:06:10,103
[howling, whimpering]

1414
01:06:11,938 --> 01:06:13,640
[gasps, chuckles]

1415
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:16,910
[laughs] What just happened?

1416
01:06:16,910 --> 01:06:18,912
- They're gone.
- It's a Christmas miracle.

1417
01:06:19,479 --> 01:06:20,480
Thank you, Santa!

1418
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,649
- [laughing]
- Thank you, Santa!

1419
01:06:22,649 --> 01:06:23,817
[laughs]

1420
01:06:25,218 --> 01:06:26,786
- [pants]
- Oh, my God.

1421
01:06:26,786 --> 01:06:27,887
[dogs bark]

1422
01:06:27,887 --> 01:06:29,823
- The wolves are back. Oh, no.
- Oh, God.

1423
01:06:30,323 --> 01:06:33,259
[dogs barking]

1424
01:06:33,259 --> 01:06:34,627
[sledder] Whoa.

1425
01:06:34,627 --> 01:06:35,962
- Oh, my God.
- [sledder grunts]

1426
01:06:35,962 --> 01:06:37,230
- [Kevin] Oh, my God.
- [Nick] Brad.

1427
01:06:37,230 --> 01:06:38,298
[panting]

1428
01:06:38,298 --> 01:06:40,467
- [Joe] Good to see you.
- [Kevin] Thank goodness you're safe.

1429
01:06:40,467 --> 01:06:42,502
- [Brad] Okay. [chuckles]
- How did you find us?

1430
01:06:42,502 --> 01:06:45,138
Oh. Your plane crash
was all over the news.

1431
01:06:45,138 --> 01:06:47,941
I-I was circling the area looking for you,
but it was so dark out.

1432
01:06:47,941 --> 01:06:51,770
But then I saw this big flash of lightning
that lit up the whole forest

1433
01:06:51,770 --> 01:06:52,512
and I saw my grown men.

1434
01:06:52,512 --> 01:06:54,147
No. No, no, you were right, Brad.

1435
01:06:54,147 --> 01:06:56,349
- We're your boys. We're just your boys.
- Yeah. Uh-huh.

1436
01:06:56,349 --> 01:06:58,251
- Oh. [chuckles]
- What about your vow renewal?

1437
01:06:58,251 --> 01:07:00,954
- Did we make you miss it?
- Oh, no, I went through the vows.

1438
01:07:00,954 --> 01:07:03,323
[chuckles] And Marie gets it.
She's the greatest. [pants]

1439
01:07:03,323 --> 01:07:07,827
Also, I, uh, told her you guys would pay
for a sick vow renewal honeymoon in Bali.

1440
01:07:07,827 --> 01:07:09,129
- Yeah. Of course, yeah.
- Yeah. Sure.

1441
01:07:09,129 --> 01:07:10,196
How sick we talking?

1442
01:07:10,930 --> 01:07:13,133
- The rescue chopper's coming.
- [chuckles] Amazing.

1443
01:07:13,133 --> 01:07:15,635
Oh, also, you should
probably call your families.

1444
01:07:15,635 --> 01:07:16,703
They think you're dead.

1445
01:07:16,703 --> 01:07:17,804
- Yeah.
- Please.

1446
01:07:17,804 --> 01:07:18,872
Nice.

1447
01:07:18,872 --> 01:07:20,940
Okay, well, hopefully Priyanka is
so happy I'm alive

1448
01:07:20,940 --> 01:07:22,842
she won't mind the change of plans.

1449
01:07:22,842 --> 01:07:24,100
Change of plans?

1450
01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:26,713
Yeah, that we're all doing Christmas
at Kevin's house together.

1451
01:07:26,713 --> 01:07:29,549
Wait, this should be
a trilateral decision.

1452
01:07:30,316 --> 01:07:31,317
Yes.

1453
01:07:31,317 --> 01:07:33,219
- Dani's gonna love it.
- [Nick] All right.

1454
01:07:33,219 --> 01:07:34,621
Finally, gonna make it home for Christmas.

1455
01:07:34,621 --> 01:07:36,356
- Oh, my God, stop saying that.
- Shut up.

1456
01:07:36,356 --> 01:07:37,857
Hey, Brad, why the dogs?

1457
01:07:38,725 --> 01:07:41,661
I'm a semi-pro dog sledder.
I did the Iditarod.

1458
01:07:41,661 --> 01:07:43,296
I told you this like a million times.

1459
01:07:43,797 --> 01:07:45,732
- Oh, yeah. Of course. Duh.
- Yeah.

1460
01:07:47,667 --> 01:07:48,668
- [all sigh]
- [bell rings]

1461
01:07:49,836 --> 01:07:52,539
- Told you we'd make it home for Christmas.
- [Nick] All right. [sighs] Let's go.

1462
01:07:53,206 --> 01:07:54,207
[Kevin] Oof.

1463
01:07:56,810 --> 01:07:57,811
[door closes]

1464
01:07:58,578 --> 01:08:01,470
[laughs] Merry Christmas.

1465
01:08:02,415 --> 01:08:04,500
- [Alena] You're here!
- [Kevin] Oh, my God.

1466
01:08:04,984 --> 01:08:06,319
- [laughs]
- [sibling] You made it.

1467
01:08:06,319 --> 01:08:08,221
- Hi, Dad.
- You survived.

1468
01:08:08,221 --> 01:08:09,756
I was so worried about you.

1469
01:08:09,756 --> 01:08:12,250
- Hi.
- Hello, beautiful.

1470
01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:14,594
- Hi. Merry Christmas.
- [Nick] So good to see you.

1471
01:08:14,594 --> 01:08:16,429
- You made it.
- Of course.

1472
01:08:16,429 --> 01:08:18,998
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
It's Christmas.

1473
01:08:18,998 --> 01:08:21,101
- Düsseldorf?
- Yeah.

1474
01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:23,370
I somehow pegged you
as a Berlin kind of gal.

1475
01:08:23,370 --> 01:08:24,704
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

1476
01:08:24,704 --> 01:08:25,872
Yeah?

1477
01:08:25,872 --> 01:08:27,774
Did Santa bring you everything you want?

1478
01:08:27,774 --> 01:08:28,875
Yeah?

1479
01:08:40,587 --> 01:08:43,223
And then Nick was like,
"I can smell the Christmas lady's car."

1480
01:08:43,223 --> 01:08:45,725
And then "the mayo's everywhere,"
and the s... "And the fries!"

1481
01:08:45,725 --> 01:08:47,930
- And it was just...
- Okay. All right.

1482
01:08:47,930 --> 01:08:48,461
- It did not happen like that.
- Mmm.

1483
01:08:48,461 --> 01:08:49,863
- [doorbell rings]
- It did.

1484
01:08:50,463 --> 01:08:51,698
I'll get it.

1485
01:08:51,698 --> 01:08:52,966
Who's that?

1486
01:08:52,966 --> 01:08:55,602
Uh, we may have reached out
to someone on your behalf.

1487
01:08:56,403 --> 01:08:57,437
[sibling] Oh, hi.

1488
01:08:57,437 --> 01:08:58,538
[chuckles]

1489
01:08:58,538 --> 01:09:00,607
- [door closes]
- [sibling] Welcome back.

1490
01:09:00,607 --> 01:09:01,708
Thanks. [chuckles]

1491
01:09:02,709 --> 01:09:04,544
What's my old babysitter doing here?

1492
01:09:06,146 --> 01:09:07,414
Hi. [chuckles]

1493
01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:09,490
Hi.

1494
01:09:10,917 --> 01:09:13,153
So, uh, let's hear it then.

1495
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:16,156
Uh, hear what?

1496
01:09:17,900 --> 01:09:20,593
Your brothers said that you had
a big speech that you wanted to give me

1497
01:09:20,593 --> 01:09:22,829
because you felt bad
about how you left things in Amsterdam,

1498
01:09:22,829 --> 01:09:25,131
and I'm realizing now that probably isn't...

1499
01:09:25,732 --> 01:09:27,467
Thanks, guys.
And thank you for the Uber Black.

1500
01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:29,200
- It's very classy.
- No problem.

1501
01:09:30,603 --> 01:09:32,405
Yeah, there's a big speech.

1502
01:09:34,441 --> 01:09:36,609
- So?
- Lucy...

1503
01:09:38,111 --> 01:09:39,279
Shh.

1504
01:09:41,147 --> 01:09:43,316
When I ran into you on that train,

1505
01:09:43,316 --> 01:09:45,919
it was the most exciting thing
that happened to me all year.

1506
01:09:46,486 --> 01:09:48,288
And I've done some pretty cool things.

1507
01:09:48,288 --> 01:09:50,423
I've played hundreds of stadium shows,

1508
01:09:50,423 --> 01:09:52,192
and survived a wolf attack,

1509
01:09:52,192 --> 01:09:53,693
and I'm pretty sure we met Santa Claus.

1510
01:09:54,461 --> 01:09:56,196
- Okay.
- And then we, um...

1511
01:09:57,970 --> 01:09:58,598
- Yep...
- Keep going.

1512
01:09:58,598 --> 01:10:00,800
And then I was in a plane crash...

1513
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,502
- What?
- ...with this beautiful man.

1514
01:10:02,502 --> 01:10:04,804
He took his shirt off. He's very handsome.

1515
01:10:04,804 --> 01:10:06,206
- Look...
- [Nick] What are you doing?

1516
01:10:06,940 --> 01:10:08,641
- I'm calling her a car.
- [Nick] Oh.

1517
01:10:09,309 --> 01:10:12,879
What I'm trying to say is Amsterdam
was so incredible with you.

1518
01:10:12,879 --> 01:10:14,781
- You're incredible, and you're brave...
- Right.

1519
01:10:14,781 --> 01:10:16,182
...and you're funny.

1520
01:10:16,182 --> 01:10:19,352
And you jump into freezing water,
which is really brave.

1521
01:10:19,352 --> 01:10:22,288
- [chuckles]
- I said... Keep saying brave.

1522
01:10:23,123 --> 01:10:24,624
God. Um...

1523
01:10:24,624 --> 01:10:27,794
It's just like the end of Love Actually,
only horrible.

1524
01:10:27,794 --> 01:10:29,129
Look, I... I should've...

1525
01:10:30,697 --> 01:10:32,632
I should've jumped at the opportunity

1526
01:10:32,632 --> 01:10:34,734
to hang out with you
when I got back to the city,

1527
01:10:35,802 --> 01:10:36,970
but I choked.

1528
01:10:39,172 --> 01:10:42,842
But to be honest,
I was terrified of falling for you

1529
01:10:42,842 --> 01:10:44,744
and then it blowing up in my face.

1530
01:10:44,744 --> 01:10:47,647
But that is a risk I'm willing to take

1531
01:10:48,248 --> 01:10:54,187
'cause I feel like we could be each
other's old sweaters and brand new shoes.

1532
01:10:56,890 --> 01:10:59,590
- What the hell does that mean?
- I don't know, but it's super corny.

1533
01:11:04,698 --> 01:11:07,567
[♪ "Time" playing]

1534
01:11:07,567 --> 01:11:08,835
Maybe not.

1535
01:11:12,505 --> 01:11:15,442
I know this might be,
um, moving really fast,

1536
01:11:15,442 --> 01:11:17,777
but do you wanna spend Christmas
with my entire family?

1537
01:11:17,777 --> 01:11:19,546
[chuckles] Yeah.

1538
01:11:19,546 --> 01:11:22,480
- Hey, guys. [chuckles]
- [Mrs. Jonas] Hi.

1539
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:26,860
♪ I know I asked for snow
Know I asked for lights ♪

1540
01:11:26,860 --> 01:11:29,456
♪ I know I asked for
Shooting starry nights ♪

1541
01:11:30,223 --> 01:11:32,926
- ♪ Know I wrote up a list miles long ♪
- Merry Christmas.

1542
01:11:32,926 --> 01:11:36,229
- ♪ But I got it all wrong, that's right ♪
- [Lucy] Merry Christmas. Hi. [chuckles]

1543
01:11:37,630 --> 01:11:38,231
♪ Yeah ♪

1544
01:11:38,231 --> 01:11:40,300
- ♪ I know I asked for trees ♪
- Open it.

1545
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:42,350
♪ Covered in silver ♪

1546
01:11:42,535 --> 01:11:46,639
♪ Know I asked for trips
To the Seven Wonders ♪

1547
01:11:46,639 --> 01:11:49,242
♪ Know I wrote up a list miles long ♪

1548
01:11:49,242 --> 01:11:52,779
♪ But I got it all wrong, that's right ♪

1549
01:11:53,446 --> 01:11:54,447
♪ Yeah ♪

1550
01:11:54,447 --> 01:11:57,484
♪ I know I asked for a million things ♪

1551
01:11:57,484 --> 01:12:00,887
♪ But I swear I must've lost my mind ♪

1552
01:12:00,887 --> 01:12:07,927
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪

1553
01:12:09,950 --> 01:12:16,690
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪

1554
01:12:16,936 --> 01:12:19,139
♪ All I wanted was time ♪

1555
01:12:19,739 --> 01:12:21,841
[Gene] Cassidy, I love you!

1556
01:12:22,342 --> 01:12:23,343
[Cassidy] Gene?

1557
01:12:23,843 --> 01:12:24,911
[sighs]

1558
01:12:24,911 --> 01:12:27,614
[Joe] One, two, three! [cheers]

1559
01:12:27,614 --> 01:12:31,317
[Nick] ♪ I know I asked for kisses
Under the mistletoe ♪

1560
01:12:31,918 --> 01:12:35,955
♪ And if I'm being honest
Yeah, I still want those ♪

1561
01:12:35,955 --> 01:12:42,429
♪ But you can return all the gifts
That you wrapped up in ruby bows ♪

1562
01:12:42,429 --> 01:12:43,496
♪ Yeah ♪

1563
01:12:43,496 --> 01:12:46,633
[Nick, Joe]
♪ I know I asked for a million things ♪

1564
01:12:46,633 --> 01:12:50,360
♪ But I swear I must've lost my mind ♪

1565
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:57,110
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪

1566
01:12:58,211 --> 01:13:01,140
♪ All I wanted was time ♪

1567
01:13:01,140 --> 01:13:04,551
♪ Make the hands on the clock
Stop moving ♪

1568
01:13:04,551 --> 01:13:05,652
[all cheering]

1569
01:13:06,486 --> 01:13:08,488
♪ All I wanted was time ♪

1570
01:13:09,189 --> 01:13:12,959
♪ Every day, every night
Before we lose it ♪

1571
01:13:14,627 --> 01:13:16,896
♪ No, there's no need to lie ♪

1572
01:13:17,530 --> 01:13:21,835
♪ Choosing you every time
If I'm choosing ♪

1573
01:13:22,802 --> 01:13:25,710
♪ If we're doing it right ♪

1574
01:13:25,638 --> 01:13:31,878
♪ Spending time is the best part of
Being human ♪

1575
01:13:31,878 --> 01:13:38,985
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪

1576
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:43,390
♪ All I wanted was you and me
And our family ♪

1577
01:13:43,390 --> 01:13:45,492
♪ Just sitting 'round the Christmas tree ♪

1578
01:13:45,492 --> 01:13:48,428
♪ Filling up our heads
With brand new memories ♪

1579
01:13:48,428 --> 01:13:55,502
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪

1580
01:13:56,669 --> 01:13:58,738
♪ All I wanted was time ♪

1581
01:13:58,738 --> 01:13:59,839
- [Kevin] Did you like it?
- Yeah.

1582
01:13:59,839 --> 01:14:02,509
[chuckles]

1583
01:14:02,509 --> 01:14:05,780
And so, the Jonas Brothers tour contin--

1584
01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:07,213
- [phone ringing]
- Ooh.

1585
01:14:07,213 --> 01:14:09,182
Oh. Oasis needs me.

1586
01:14:15,550 --> 01:14:16,723
[Nick] ♪ We go together ♪

1587
01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:21,940
♪ Better than birds of a feather
You and me ♪

1588
01:14:22,950 --> 01:14:24,564
♪ We change the weather, yeah ♪

1589
01:14:24,564 --> 01:14:28,134
♪ I'm feelin' heat in December
When you're round me ♪

1590
01:14:28,902 --> 01:14:32,772
♪ I've been dancin' on top of cars
And stumblin' out of bars ♪

1591
01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:35,909
♪ I follow you through the dark
Can't get enough ♪

1592
01:14:35,909 --> 01:14:39,813
♪ You're the medicine and the pain
The tattoo inside my brain ♪

1593
01:14:39,813 --> 01:14:41,748
♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪

1594
01:14:42,315 --> 01:14:45,552
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪

1595
01:14:45,552 --> 01:14:49,122
♪ Say the word
And I'll go anywhere blindly ♪

1596
01:14:49,122 --> 01:14:52,726
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪

1597
01:14:52,726 --> 01:14:56,129
♪ Any road you take
You know that you'll find me ♪

1598
01:14:56,129 --> 01:14:59,566
♪ I'm a sucker
For all the subliminal things ♪

1599
01:14:59,566 --> 01:15:01,401
♪ No one knows about you ♪

1600
01:15:01,401 --> 01:15:03,903
- ♪ About you, about you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪

1601
01:15:03,903 --> 01:15:09,109
♪ And you're makin' the typical me
Break my typical rules ♪

1602
01:15:09,109 --> 01:15:10,310
♪ It's true ♪

1603
01:15:10,310 --> 01:15:11,678
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪

1604
01:15:11,678 --> 01:15:13,480
[whistles]

1605
01:15:14,247 --> 01:15:15,315
♪ Don't complicate it ♪

1606
01:15:16,449 --> 01:15:18,518
♪ 'Cause I know you
And you know everything about me ♪

1607
01:15:18,518 --> 01:15:22,856
If my kids fell off a boat,
and you guys fell off a boat,

1608
01:15:22,856 --> 01:15:25,792
I would save you over my children.
I just want you to know.

1609
01:15:25,792 --> 01:15:27,861
♪ ...when you're round me
Hey ♪

1610
01:15:28,528 --> 01:15:31,831
♪ Dancin' on top of cars
And stumblin' out of bars ♪

1611
01:15:31,831 --> 01:15:33,266
♪ I follow you through the dark... ♪

1612
01:15:33,266 --> 01:15:35,101
- Oh! Yes! Oh, no!
- [Joe] ♪ ...can't get enough ♪

1613
01:15:35,101 --> 01:15:39,390
♪ You're the medicine and the pain
The tattoo inside my brain ♪

1614
01:15:39,390 --> 01:15:41,307
- ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪
- [Nick] Sing it!

1615
01:15:41,307 --> 01:15:44,778
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪

1616
01:15:44,778 --> 01:15:47,981
♪ Any road you take
You know that you'll find me ♪

1617
01:15:47,981 --> 01:15:51,518
[Joe] ♪ I'm a sucker
For all the subliminal things ♪

1618
01:15:51,518 --> 01:15:53,520
♪ No one knows about you ♪

1619
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:55,889
- ♪ About you, about you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪

1620
01:15:55,889 --> 01:16:01,294
♪ And you're makin' the typical me
Break my typical rules ♪

1621
01:16:01,294 --> 01:16:02,395
♪ It's true ♪

1622
01:16:02,395 --> 01:16:04,330
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪

1623
01:16:04,330 --> 01:16:08,680
Hey, fam, sorry my eyes look a little red.
I've been crying.

1624
01:16:08,568 --> 01:16:13,373
By now, you've probably seen the video of
me and an old friend of mine, Nick Jonas.

1625
01:16:13,373 --> 01:16:15,542
And I-I see what you're seeing, folks.

1626
01:16:15,542 --> 01:16:18,178
It looks like I'm being
really mean to him.

1627
01:16:18,178 --> 01:16:20,680
I just wanna say het spijt me,

1628
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:24,751
uh, which translates directly to,
"it regrets me" from Dutch.

1629
01:16:24,751 --> 01:16:26,186
And, uh, to prove that,

1630
01:16:26,186 --> 01:16:32,920
I'm gonna be making a Christmas donation
of 5,000 euros to Amsterdam.

1631
01:16:32,726 --> 01:16:33,860
I'll be back soon.

1632
01:16:33,860 --> 01:16:34,928
Nick Jonas...

1633
01:16:34,928 --> 01:16:37,664
♪ ...follow you through the dark
Can't get enough ♪

1634
01:16:37,664 --> 01:16:41,334
[Joe] ♪ You're the medicine and the pain
The tattoo inside my brain ♪

1635
01:16:41,334 --> 01:16:43,770
- ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪
- Sing it!

1636
01:16:43,770 --> 01:16:47,540
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪

1637
01:16:47,540 --> 01:16:50,443
♪ Any road you take
You know that you'll find me ♪

1638
01:16:50,443 --> 01:16:54,414
♪ I'm a sucker
For all the subliminal things ♪

1639
01:16:54,414 --> 01:16:56,160
♪ No one knows about you ♪

1640
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:58,551
- ♪ About you, about you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪

1641
01:16:58,551 --> 01:17:03,890
♪ And you're makin' the typical me
Break my typical rules ♪

1642
01:17:03,890 --> 01:17:04,958
♪ It's true ♪

1643
01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:06,426
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪

1644
01:17:06,426 --> 01:17:11,965
- [whistling]
- Hey!

1645
01:17:11,965 --> 01:17:14,670
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪

1646
01:17:14,670 --> 01:17:18,380
[audience cheering]

1647
01:17:18,380 --> 01:17:20,206
[shouting]

1648
01:17:26,479 --> 01:17:27,480
[Joe] Kevin, you're up!