1 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,892 [clown laughing maniacally] 2 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,460 [clattering] 3 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:28,828 [grunting] 4 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:30,530 [continues laughing] 5 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:33,233 [groans] 6 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:36,269 [yells] 7 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:37,837 [Mike] No, no, you're not wrong. 8 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,873 That really is a maniacal killer clown 9 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,509 trying to smash my head in with a brick on a stick. 10 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:45,478 So how did I find myself in this situation? You ask. 11 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:48,581 Well, for that... I'm gonna need to take you back. 12 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,817 [trance music] 13 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:56,623 [Mike] You ever been on holiday 14 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:59,726 and you're just trying to drink in some sunshine, 15 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:01,594 knock back a beer or 12, 16 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:05,465 only to have your own little slice of Shangri-la drowned out 17 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:09,602 by a gyrating colony of gurning pillheads? 18 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:11,504 Well, I have. 19 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:21,481 I blame those iPod shuffling DJ ****heads like this one here. 20 00:01:21,981 --> 00:01:23,583 Can I have some noise? 21 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,252 [crowd cheering] 22 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:30,357 These spirals are ****ing shit. Give me something better, something bigger. 23 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,192 Don't think that's a good idea, boss. 24 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:34,361 There's too much gas pressure. It could be dan-- 25 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:37,597 Do it now. DJ Remy doesn't like to be kept waiting. 26 00:01:38,980 --> 00:01:39,165 Whatever. 27 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:42,635 [crowd continues cheering] 28 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:45,438 [gas hissing] 29 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:49,209 -We're good to go. -The ****ing time. 30 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,811 [sniffs] 31 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:56,416 Who's ready for some big bands? 32 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:57,917 [cheering] 33 00:01:58,510 --> 00:02:02,188 Can we have a liftoff? In three, two, one... 34 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:04,657 [explosion] 35 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,561 [fire crackling] 36 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:13,166 [cheering] 37 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:20,507 [Mike] So when this particular DJ ****head's promoter 38 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,475 decided to put a bounty on his head 39 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:24,911 because he signed with the competition, 40 00:02:25,450 --> 00:02:27,180 I was more than happy to oblige. 41 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:30,750 Yeah, it's a dirty job. 42 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,850 -But in case you've forgotten... -[cell phone camera clicks] 43 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:33,486 ...I'm happy to get my hands 44 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,755 bleeding filthy for the right price. 45 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,191 And if there's one thing I think we can all agree on, 46 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:41,895 is that some ****holes really do deserve to die. 47 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,300 [fire crackling] 48 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,666 [rock music] 49 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:05,118 [Mike] Needed to keep my head down after what happened back in London. 50 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:09,689 So I grabbed my fake passports, and ****y credit cards, rode straight to Heathrow 51 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,624 and hopped on the first flight to anywhere, 52 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,593 which turned out to be Malta, 53 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,970 which was great for a bit of the old soul searching. 54 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,531 I've got to confess, though, 55 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:19,999 I was a bit pissed off when I found out 56 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,868 that Maltesers weren't even from here, 57 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,937 and they don't even bleedin' sell 'em... 58 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:25,271 This is Malta! 59 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:27,907 ...which is bullshit. 60 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:32,312 But, that aside, I bloody love this little Mediterranean jam. 61 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:35,682 The sun always shines. The beer flows freely. 62 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:39,652 And with the Middle East, Europe, and North Africa just a puddle jump away, 63 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,550 I can bump someone off in Dubai, 64 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,524 and be back home before match of the day starts. 65 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:47,193 [electric buzzing] 66 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,829 [bike engine revs] 67 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,534 [rock music continues] 68 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:01,174 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 69 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:03,943 ♪ Aa, aa, aa, aa ♪ 70 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:08,948 [dramatic music] 71 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,657 [cell phone buzzes] 72 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,727 [beep] 73 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,796 [ping] 74 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,207 -[exclaims, grunts] -[spits] 75 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:35,542 [groans] 76 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,144 Oh, okay. 77 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:40,780 I had a feeling it was going to be tonight. 78 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:42,949 So let's ****ing have it! 79 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:44,170 [grunts] 80 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,821 [exclaims and yells indistinctly] 81 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,556 [both grunting] 82 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:54,794 [groans] 83 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,970 [both grunting] 84 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:03,300 -[exclaims] -[groans] 85 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,437 [glass shatters] 86 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,675 [grunts] 87 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:09,909 [thud] 88 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:14,470 [both grunting] 89 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:30,964 [shatters] 90 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:34,501 [both grunting] 91 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,640 Good. Yeah. 92 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:44,811 [both grunting and groaning] 93 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:57,900 -[thud] -[pants] 94 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,640 [both scream] 95 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,799 [groans in agony] 96 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:10,704 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jesus Christ, 97 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:13,390 it's a brand new TV, it is still okay! Hold it! 98 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,542 -[yells] -[shatters] 99 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,677 [groaning] 100 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,246 Still got eight episodes of Bake Off to watch. 101 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:25,752 -[screaming] Hiyah! -[distorted] Flamingo! 102 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,489 [normal voice] Flamingo, flamingo! [pants] 103 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:31,570 Jesus Christ, Siu-ling! 104 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,393 You're paid to smash me up, but not the apartment. 105 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:36,396 I mean, look at the state of this place. It's a rotten mess. 106 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:37,731 [speaks in Cantonese] 107 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:39,199 You need to say the safe word sooner 108 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:40,700 if you want me to stop. You think I can read 109 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,369 your mind or something? 110 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:43,803 [speaks in Cantonese] You stupid! 111 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:46,106 -[speaking Cantonese] -[Mike] This is Siu-ling. 112 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,875 Now she might look pretty sweet and innocent at first glance. 113 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:52,445 But, as you can see, she's got some serious anger management issues, 114 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,414 and a right bloody sting in her tail. 115 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:55,949 Add to this, she's probably 116 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:58,451 the best martial artist I've ever tangled with. 117 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,153 [Siu-ling] Hey, get off me! 118 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:01,821 [Mike] I first met her when she was 119 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,590 a waitress at the local dive bar. 120 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:04,958 [grunting] 121 00:07:05,910 --> 00:07:06,593 [Mike] Now, apparently, she grew up 122 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,261 on the main streets of Hong Kong 123 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:10,830 and is a descendant of the great Wong Fei-hung. 124 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:14,901 Skilled in more martial disciplines than I've had hot dinners. 125 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,405 If she gets out of the wrong side of bed in the morning, 126 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:21,174 there's no telling what damage she's capable of. 127 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,276 Excuse me. 128 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:24,944 How much they're paying you here? 129 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,781 Wanna a raise? 130 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,218 [speaking in Cantonese] 131 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,653 I don't speak Cantonese. 132 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,880 What are you saying? Say it in English. 133 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:36,856 Mother****er! 134 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:40,600 You need to speak up, Fallon. You know the deal. 135 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,195 You don't say "Flamingo," I don't stop. 136 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:45,231 And I thought we agreed, right, no nut shots. 137 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:47,267 Do you remember that? Well, what did you do? 138 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,300 You tried to put them up into orbit. And what else did you do? 139 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,871 You smashed the bleeding vase off my pots. 140 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,307 Look at the bloody TV. You're out of your mind? 141 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:58,411 Defense, you idiot! You need to defend yourself at all times. 142 00:07:58,545 --> 00:07:59,446 Don't touch me. 143 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,915 Well, look, you're going to have to help me clean this place up, 144 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,283 because I can't do it on my own, haven't got time-- 145 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:04,651 What? You clean it yourself. 146 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,586 I'm not your maid. I'm not here 147 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,188 to clean your dirty sheets. 148 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,724 I come here to fight. That's it! 149 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,526 Now, where is my money, gweilo? 150 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,195 [sighs] 151 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:19,966 Fine. 152 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,235 Good, fine. 153 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:26,773 Probably see you middle of next week, then, yeah? 154 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,244 Maybe. Or maybe you'll see me sooner. 155 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,980 You never know. Bye-bye. 156 00:08:35,810 --> 00:08:37,484 [dramatic music] 157 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:38,718 [door closes] 158 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,588 [sighs] 159 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,458 [Mike] I gotta be honest. I lost my fair share of sleep 160 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:48,610 over what I did to my mates back in England. 161 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:51,698 I sometimes wonder if me taking a weekly kicking from Siu-ling 162 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:55,335 isn't just another training session and more like me paying penance 163 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,303 for all that guilt I'm holding on to. 164 00:08:57,437 --> 00:09:00,140 [intense percussive music] 165 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,982 Get the **** out of my pub. 166 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,951 [Mike] Ah, well, that was then. This is now. 167 00:09:12,850 --> 00:09:13,720 I'm better off alone anyway. 168 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:16,856 It's me, myself, and ****ing I from now on. 169 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,225 No mates, no birds, 170 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,294 no disgruntled assassin father figure, 171 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:24,330 and no one to let me down or get in my way. 172 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,870 -[man grunts] Just leave. -[Fred] Let go of me! 173 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,672 -[Fred shouting] -Ge-- get his legs. 174 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,475 -[Fred] Someone... Leave me alone! -[man grunting] 175 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:38,178 [men grunting] 176 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,613 -Fred? -[Fred grunts] 177 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,549 [groaning] 178 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:45,118 [speaking foreign language] 179 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,953 [grunting] 180 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,658 [whimpering] 181 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,270 Fry tonight! 182 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,290 -[buzzes, powers down] -Shit. 183 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:59,599 [all grunting, groaning] 184 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,936 -[man screaming in agony] -Looks like you pissed down the wrong alley, Fred. 185 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,138 Mike! What are you doing here? 186 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,308 -I think you're right. -Come on. 187 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,376 [Fred] Oh! 188 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,847 [panting] Lucky you turned up when you did. 189 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:17,830 -I was just about to do the other two. -Yeah, looked like it. 190 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,818 So why don't you tell me what you're doing in the middle 191 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,987 of Malta, Fred? Setting people on fire? 192 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,357 Oh, did you clock that cheeky little gizmo I came up with? 193 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:27,594 -Yeah, it was all right, that. -That meathead got toasted. 194 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,696 Yeah. Then the other two started kicking the shit out of you. 195 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,399 Very smooth that was, mate. So what are you doing back there? 196 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:33,933 Getting handsy with the birds or something? 197 00:10:34,670 --> 00:10:35,502 No, nothing like that. 198 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,300 I was looking for someone. 199 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,339 Looking for someone? Eh, you're looking for me. 200 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,275 -Did Big Ray send you? -No! 201 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,977 I didn't even know you was here. I-- 202 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,979 -Don't you be lying to me, Fred. -No, for good. 203 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:49,115 I, I don't speak to Big Ray no more. 204 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,316 Nobody does. 205 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,519 -Ain't you heard? -Heard what? 206 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,554 Ray lost the Oasis. 207 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:58,825 No one wanted to hire us after you killed Milton and all the others. 208 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,794 It's funny, but people stop calling 209 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:02,729 when your firm gets a reputation 210 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,310 for lobbing off the heads of its clients. 211 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,000 Don't guilt trip me on that one. All right, Fred? 212 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,680 Pete and Milton had it coming. 213 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,369 And, well, the rest of them 214 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,104 didn't give me much choice, did they? 215 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,840 You... you could have handled it a little bit better. 216 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,900 Probably right. 217 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:18,411 [sighs] 218 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,815 -So Big Ray must be fuming then, yeah? -Well, you could say that. 219 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,184 I don't know where your head was at that time, 220 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:27,253 but I think I'm beginning to understand it a bit better. 221 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,288 Mike... 222 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,324 ...I have fallen in love. 223 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,193 -[chuckling] You what? -Yes. 224 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,395 I'm in love. I met this girl. 225 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,697 She's the most beautiful girl in the world. 226 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,432 She's like an angel. 227 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,801 Her name is Leylo. 228 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,170 Oh. 229 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,406 Pretty. Where'd you meet her? 230 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,877 Well, that's it. Technically, I haven't actually met her yet, 231 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:52,946 but we've been chatting online. 232 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,982 Internet, Fred. My God, you have changed. 233 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:59,285 Yeah. Finally plucked up the courage to go online 234 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:03,189 and Leylo emails me back the very next day. 235 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,910 Oh, just out of the blue like that, was it? 236 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,360 Well, that's how love works, right? 237 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,628 It's a scam, mate. 238 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,432 That's what Big Ray said, and you're both wrong. 239 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,502 It's a bloody scam. I bet she asked you for money, didn't she? 240 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,405 -What makes you say that? -Because it's a bleedin' scam, you dope. 241 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,473 Tell me you didn't give her any, please. 242 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:24,100 Oh, you bloody well did, didn't you? You stupid tit. 243 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,712 -[police siren wailing] -All right, come on. 244 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:28,214 We've got to get you out of there before the cops turn up. 245 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,518 [suspenseful sting] 246 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:34,254 [lighthearted music] 247 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,890 [Mike] Eh, downstairs, mate. 248 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:39,359 We've got the games room, Jacuzzi down there, 249 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:40,660 bedrooms over there, 250 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,697 foosball, pool, satellite TV, 251 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,432 all you need. 252 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,666 Lovely, Mike. 253 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,360 You always did like nice, shiny things. [chuckles] 254 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,500 Ah, you know me, mate. I'll tell you what, though. 255 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,507 You should have seen it the other day. It was a right bloody mess. 256 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:55,642 [both scream] 257 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,644 [both grunting] 258 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,312 [groaning] 259 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,847 [glass shatters] 260 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:05,952 God, I really need to invest in a sponge coffee table. 261 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:08,722 [exclaims unintelligibly] and shrieks] 262 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:09,856 [thud] 263 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:10,957 [groans] 264 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:12,892 Shitzer, this ain't the time. 265 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,994 [groaning] 266 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,262 [both grunting] 267 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,364 [groaning] 268 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,650 What the hell? You brought backup. 269 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,700 -Stop it! -Argh! 270 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,602 [speaking Cantonese] I will kill you. 271 00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,704 Flamingo! Flamingo! 272 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:25,939 Argh! 273 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,208 Flamingo! 274 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,412 [exclaims] Jesus Christ. 275 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,481 Hasn't been a week already, has it? Aah. 276 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,182 No, but you did so poorly last time, 277 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,284 I thought you needed extra training. 278 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,352 [exhales sharply] 279 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,854 Thankfully, just a coffee table 280 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,155 was the only casualty this time. 281 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,900 Oh! And you're a guest, eh, Fred? 282 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,427 [groaning] What the bloody hell is going on? 283 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,729 Who is this? 284 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,599 Siu-ling, this is my old mate, Fred. 285 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,634 Fred, meet Siu-ling. 286 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:59,539 Oh, sorry. I, I thought he brought you in to even up the odds. 287 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,874 Nice to meet you, Fred. 288 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:02,776 I'm a bit confused here. 289 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,745 Is she a mate or is she trying to kill you? 290 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,147 A little bit of both actually. 291 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,416 Um, Siu-ling helps me decompress 292 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,885 after a decent shift, if you know what I mean. 293 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,154 Fallon is a good martial artist. 294 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,157 He trains with me and I make him better. 295 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,428 [sighs] Look, uh, 296 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,229 me and Fred have got a bit of catching up to do, 297 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,532 so, um, I'll tell you what, 298 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,601 call that one a draw, and I'll see when it's time for the next ruck, yeah? 299 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:32,372 Sorry about your face, Fred. 300 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,541 Oh, that's all right. 301 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,443 Nice to meet you. 302 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,450 See you. 303 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:44,751 [clears throat] Listen, you can stay here tonight 304 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,519 'cause the police are probably scouring the streets 305 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,188 looking for a little pudgy specky tosser 306 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,289 with the pocket flame thrower. 307 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,990 But, after that, you're gone. 308 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,860 There's no need to be like that, Mike. 309 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,863 I'm looking for Leylo, my lover. 310 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:01,100 -And I could really do with your help. -She's a scam, mate, right? 311 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:05,538 She's a scam which only lonely *******s like you fall for. How much did you pay her? 312 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,341 Fifty grand, give or take. 313 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:11,277 Fifty grand, you stupid twit! 314 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,646 She needed it for the visas 315 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,582 and the plane tickets. 316 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,510 She got on a flight from Haiti, 317 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,686 and she hasn't been seen since, 318 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,790 until one of my old stool pigeons saw her in a club over here. 319 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,693 Luckily, you were there to help me out. 320 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:30,997 Lucky, my ***hole, mate. I get the feeling that this is a bad bleedin' omen. 321 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:36,536 An omen is somewhere in between opportunity and wisdom, Michael. 322 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,405 Look, I ain't got time for this, all right? 323 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,940 I'm behind on a job, and I, I need to get my head around it. 324 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,542 Well, let me have a butchers. 325 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:45,111 A problem shared is a problem halved. 326 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,480 I might be able to help you out. 327 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,485 [dramatic music] 328 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,438 [Mike] Meet Mr. McEllif. 329 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,406 A self-professed hermit. 330 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,275 Never leaves the house, nor day or night, 331 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,344 but he does, however, water his lovely flowers 332 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,245 once a day at noon without fail. 333 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,582 Didn't take Fred long to tap into his high-tech security system. 334 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,617 -[beeping] -Let's see if this works. 335 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,119 [slats swishing] 336 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:28,188 Bleedin' hell! 337 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,256 That couldn't have gone any better. 338 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:36,696 [camera shutter clicks] 339 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,533 Did you see the way his head bounced along, along my balls? 340 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,769 -[both laughs] -Oh, mate, that was exquisite. 341 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,739 Cheers! It's great to be back in the saddle again. 342 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:49,509 -Hmm. -So, anything else in the pipeline that you need me? 343 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:50,810 -Well-- -Hang on a minute, Fred. 344 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,779 I didn't say you could stay. 345 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,814 But we make a good team. 346 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,785 Well, I've been pretty busy lately. 347 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,488 You know what, it turns out there's more people 348 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,560 that need killing in this corner of the world 349 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,124 than I can keep up with. 350 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,859 So I can stay then, Mike. 351 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,495 [Mike] How could I mind? I mean, look at him. 352 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,764 I wouldn't trust most people as far as I could frame, 353 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,133 but Fred's as honest as the day is long. 354 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,769 Well, as honest as any killer can be. 355 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,172 -All right. You can stay, for a bit. -Yes! 356 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,840 And don't you be telling Big Ray. 357 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,410 -Of course not. -'Cause you know what's going to happen 358 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,678 if he finds out we're working together again. 359 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,413 -He wouldn't be happy, would he? -No. 360 00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:29,649 All right, cool. It looks like you're gonna have 361 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,618 to get your test pilot cap on again, mate, 362 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,421 because you're gonna need to sing for your supper. 363 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,589 [laughs] 364 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,930 -How about poison nuts? -Mm. 365 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:41,828 Here we go then, mate. 366 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,230 [upbeat music] 367 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,666 Yes. 368 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,269 [whistle in music] 369 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,740 ♪ It's a romance It's a fine bromance ♪ 370 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,942 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 371 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,745 ♪ It is a beautiful thing It's real cool thing ♪ 372 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,980 -♪ Buddies won't let you down ♪ -[grunts] 373 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,483 ♪ Every day is Christmas Forever holidays ♪ 374 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,552 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 375 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:08,388 ♪ Always happy hour The bar never closes ♪ 376 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,989 ♪ Buddies won't let you down ♪ 377 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,358 -[Mike] Flamingo! Flamingo! -[gasps] 378 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,427 [Mike and Siu-ling voices overlapping] 379 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,596 [Mike] I need to get some sleep, don't I? 380 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,298 ♪ ...times are here to stay ♪ 381 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,367 ♪ I would not have it any other way ♪ 382 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,702 ♪ Sun's over shining Impeccable timing ♪ 383 00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:25,380 ♪ You know that every cloud has a silver lining ♪ 384 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:27,874 ♪ You're always up with a crack I know... ♪ 385 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,776 [Mike] I can't believe I'm going to say this, 386 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,450 but for the first time, in a very long while, 387 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,882 if you saw my face, you might actually think I was happy. 388 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,753 Life was turning out to be pretty sweet. 389 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,855 -Having Fred around was decent. -[Fred mumbling as woman] 390 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,757 We were as thick as thieves again, 391 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,162 [groans] 392 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:51,464 Oh, ****! 393 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:55,702 Please, no, Mike. You cut up on a bit of fun. 394 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,171 I thought I was gonna actually have to chug him. 395 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,540 He was a very good kisser, though. 396 00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:03,109 ♪ You're always up with a crack ♪ 397 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,712 -Nice one. -♪ I know you've got my back ♪ 398 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,283 [Mike] With business booming, and Fred wanting to test his new game plan 399 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,787 somewhere a bit more private, we found a nice little pad, 400 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,423 decided to drop a few quid on an HQ. 401 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,525 Well, kind of. 402 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,329 This is the shambles, as Fred started calling it 403 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:26,366 after one too many failed test runs, which was apt really, 404 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:30,170 because it's also an English term for a slaughterhouse. 405 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,272 -This is our lab... -I think we're rolling. 406 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,140 ...where he trials all of his new techniques 407 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,760 and where I can have a bash of seeing 408 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,977 if they're actually going to work in the real world. 409 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:39,279 Come on, Fred. 410 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,513 [swoosh] 411 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:43,383 Oh, yes! Yes! 412 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,218 Whoa, what a shot! 413 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,386 Nice one, mate. 414 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,321 -Ready? -I'm ready. 415 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,990 Three, two, one... 416 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:51,958 [button clicks] 417 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,194 [lively music] 418 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,964 Give yourself a bit-- Move back. 419 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,300 -[Mike] All right. Ready, then? -Yeah. 420 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,335 [Mike] Three, two, one. Go. 421 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,504 -[electricity crackles] -Ooh! Oh! 422 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,730 -[laughs] Ooh. -[fire crackling] 423 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,576 [Mike] Oh, shit. 424 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,177 Blow it out, Fred. 425 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,513 Fred, the fire extinguisher's back here. 426 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,914 Fred, there's a fire extinguisher. 427 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,117 Just get out of the way! Move out of the way! 428 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,618 Whoa-ho! 429 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,723 One, two, 430 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,725 -three... -[button clicks] 431 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,161 I told you it wasn't gonna work. 432 00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:34,340 [thud] 433 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,135 [groaning] 434 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,390 No pain, no gain, eh, mate. 435 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,875 I don't understand it. 436 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,977 I calibrated that trigger perfectly. 437 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,579 It's slapdash, Fred, right, like, most of the things 438 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,114 you come up with. Some of them are good. 439 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,650 Most of them, like this one over here, they're shit. 440 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,586 It's like those suits over there. Be honest with me, Fred. 441 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,189 You really think that they're going to work? 442 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,624 They will work. 443 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,561 I've whittled the detonating cable down to a fine thread, 444 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,630 and put it into the seams. 445 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,965 I put C4 flakes in the lining, 446 00:21:06,990 --> 00:21:08,401 a blasting cap in one of the buttons, 447 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:10,170 and a receiver in the other button. 448 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,971 -So you have to do is dial it in... -Fred. 449 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,841 -...and boom. -Fred, it's not gonna work, okay? 450 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,911 It's not going to get the yield. It's gonna singe him a little bit at best. 451 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,145 -Come on. Please. -[phone buzzes] 452 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,140 [stutters] Wait a minute. 453 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,283 I think we got a job coming in. 454 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:24,617 Oh, yeah? 455 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:27,387 -[groaning] -Wha-- 456 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,756 [groans] Have a butchers. 457 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,227 Reject that right now. 458 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:35,995 Why? 459 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,997 Never bite the hand that feeds you, mate. 460 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,734 And what hand might that be? 461 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,435 You ever heard of the Zuuzer? 462 00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:45,372 -No. -No? Well, you bloody well should have done. 463 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,573 Mean as ****. 464 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,541 Old Testament. Cosa Nostra. 465 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,100 Headed up by some nutbag witch 466 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,379 with a reputation as severe as a hairline. 467 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,147 Proper wrath of Hades stuff that, mate. 468 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,150 So a mix of Cosa Nostra and ancient Greek. 469 00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,420 -Don't sound ideal to me. -No, it ain't, but, uh, 470 00:22:00,854 --> 00:22:03,230 pays the bills, doesn't it? See that lad there? 471 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,825 That is Mrs. Zuuzer's reprobate kid. 472 00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:08,828 Mm. Talk about making a rod for your own back. 473 00:22:08,962 --> 00:22:10,930 I'll tell you what. Whoever accepts that job 474 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,866 has got brass balls bigger than their brains. 475 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,701 I'd be surprised if anyone touches that. 476 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,536 So you want me to reject it then? 477 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,105 Absolutely. Get rid of it. 478 00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:21,241 [groaning] 479 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,742 [glass shatters] 480 00:22:24,244 --> 00:22:26,146 Flamingo. Flamingo. 481 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:28,114 [straining] 482 00:22:28,248 --> 00:22:29,783 -Coffee, Fred? -[Mike groans] 483 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,651 Oh, yes, please. 484 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:32,786 [Mike sighs] 485 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,454 Can I have one as well? 486 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:35,689 [groaning] 487 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:40,927 Did that sort out your postmurder tension? 488 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:44,330 You know something? 489 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,366 We'd get a lot more jobs done 490 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,469 if you didn't have to have a ruck after every shift. 491 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,238 Can't you just crack one out and be done with it? 492 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:55,108 I tried that, though, Fred, it doesn't work. 493 00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:00,780 I spit in yours. 494 00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:08,210 Ow. [sighs] 495 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:09,622 Thanks. 496 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,260 Pretty girl. [speaks in Cantonese] 497 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,295 She's the love of my life, Siu-ling. 498 00:23:16,296 --> 00:23:17,297 She's gone missing. 499 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,132 Missing? Where? 500 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:20,700 [gentle music] 501 00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:22,200 I wish I knew. 502 00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:24,170 Then she wouldn't be missing. 503 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,272 [speaks in Cantonese] 504 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,376 I had a friend like her. She went missing too. 505 00:23:29,943 --> 00:23:34,347 But she eventually turned up working in some dirty *** club against her will. 506 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:36,950 That would never happen to me. 507 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:40,487 A friend of mine thought he saw her in a place like that. 508 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,823 I know someone who helps girls like that. 509 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,827 -I will ask around -Really, Siu-ling? That would be brilliant. 510 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,163 Her name is Leylo, 511 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:53,500 -and she is-- -A bleedin' scam is what she is. 512 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,736 -[crowd cheering on TV] -Oh, bollocks! 513 00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:58,271 [grumbles] 514 00:23:58,405 --> 00:23:59,439 [camera shutter clicks] 515 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,675 I will help if I can, Fred. 516 00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:03,209 Thanks, Siu-ling. 517 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:14,954 -Nice one. -See you later, pok kai, guys. 518 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:16,823 [Mike chuckles softly] 519 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,858 [sighs] 520 00:24:20,694 --> 00:24:22,629 -[door slams shut] -[sighs] 521 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,564 You let her beat you up then, yeah? 522 00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:27,801 Nah, nah, she's legit, mate, right? Eyes in the back of her head. 523 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:31,137 And she knows about eight different forms of animal kung fu. 524 00:24:31,271 --> 00:24:32,906 It's like having a scrap in a zoo. 525 00:24:33,273 --> 00:24:36,900 You are allowed to forgive yourself, you know that. 526 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:39,245 -What? -For what happened in London. 527 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,915 You're carrying all that guilt. 528 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,117 You wanna let go of it. 529 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,952 Otherwise you'll drown in it. 530 00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:51,991 Uh, I'll tell you what. 531 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,894 The only thing I'm guilty of is being stupid enough 532 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,629 to get back into business with you. 533 00:24:56,763 --> 00:24:58,732 -If that rubber ducky here doesn't pay off-- -It'll work. 534 00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:01,935 Yeah? Well, make sure it does, 'cause we're leaving in an hour. 535 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,700 It's all primed and ready to go. 536 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:05,472 Good. 537 00:25:07,107 --> 00:25:08,975 Miserable *******. 538 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:14,247 [suspenseful music] 539 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:34,467 [phone rings] 540 00:25:35,435 --> 00:25:36,469 [sighs] 541 00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:38,905 [phone continues ringing] 542 00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:44,711 -Hello. -[Fred] Evening, sir. 543 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:48,381 Sorry to bother you. I, I was just wondering if you knew 544 00:25:48,515 --> 00:25:51,351 in which city King Edgar of England 545 00:25:51,484 --> 00:25:54,654 -was crowned back in 973 A.D. -[water dripping] 546 00:25:54,788 --> 00:25:56,756 [ceiling creaking] 547 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:57,757 [whimpers] 548 00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:59,920 [thud] 549 00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,630 [exclaims] 550 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:04,998 [camera shutter clicks] 551 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,835 [electricity crackling] 552 00:26:09,803 --> 00:26:11,338 [Mike] What the **** was that? 553 00:26:12,472 --> 00:26:15,275 Ow. What the... the bloody hell's going on? 554 00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:16,276 Where are we? 555 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,311 [speaking indistinctly] 556 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,882 So you are the famed 557 00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:24,984 Accident Man? 558 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,821 No, mate. 559 00:26:28,488 --> 00:26:30,957 I think you might have me confused with somebody else. 560 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:33,960 Where were you last Thursday night? 561 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:36,463 Last Thursday night... 562 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:38,898 Oh, yeah, that's right. 563 00:26:39,499 --> 00:26:42,402 Watching your mom try not to swallow a tongue, I think. 564 00:26:42,535 --> 00:26:43,603 [chuckles] 565 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:47,273 [Armando] You ****ing mule! 566 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:51,770 We made you and your knickyknacky very wealthy. 567 00:26:51,211 --> 00:26:52,912 Show some respect. 568 00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:54,581 Knickyknacky? 569 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:57,500 -[sighs] -[punches] 570 00:26:57,183 --> 00:27:00,720 [groans] Jesus Christ, mate. Is that all you've got? 571 00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:01,855 Okay. 572 00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:03,556 [Mike groaning] 573 00:27:05,392 --> 00:27:06,960 [laughing] 574 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:13,266 -This is fun to you, no? -Yeah, it's pretty funny, mate, 575 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,635 'cause you hit like a bleedin' Teletubby. 576 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:18,838 -[grunts] -There you go, mate. That's it. 577 00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:21,441 Get stuck in, why don't you? Come on! 578 00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:24,411 [Mrs. Zuuzer] Enough with this toxic masculinity. 579 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:27,470 We know exactly who you are, 580 00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:30,830 since one of my loyal soldiers sacrificed himself 581 00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:32,552 so that we may draw you out. 582 00:27:33,530 --> 00:27:34,540 [sighs] Hang on a minute. 583 00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:36,322 You let one of your own team members die 584 00:27:36,456 --> 00:27:39,392 just to get a face-to-face with me? [blows raspberry] 585 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:40,994 I'm flattered. 586 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,829 I have to hand it to you both. 587 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:45,632 That bathtub ploy was ingenious. 588 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:46,833 Oh, you liked that, yeah? 589 00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,101 Fred's idea that was. 590 00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:49,469 Quite innovative. 591 00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:52,439 Just another day at the office, Mrs... 592 00:27:52,906 --> 00:27:54,341 Zuuzer. 593 00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:56,509 Oh, ****. Mike? 594 00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:59,579 -Wrath of Hades. -That's right, mate. Yeah. 595 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,449 I take it by your friend's palpitations 596 00:28:02,582 --> 00:28:04,784 that you are aware of our reputation. 597 00:28:04,918 --> 00:28:06,152 We know who you are. 598 00:28:06,286 --> 00:28:07,554 [chuckles] Good for you. 599 00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:10,156 And how about this little gentleman? 600 00:28:10,290 --> 00:28:12,920 Do you know who he is? 601 00:28:12,225 --> 00:28:14,728 [tense music] 602 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:17,297 Spoiled little runt by the looks of it. 603 00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:21,167 [Mrs. Zuuzer] Unfortunately, you are not far from the truth. 604 00:28:21,301 --> 00:28:23,937 This is my son Dante. 605 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:25,905 He was raised well, 606 00:28:26,390 --> 00:28:28,274 educated in the finest schools, 607 00:28:28,408 --> 00:28:30,543 tutored in the ways of the world. 608 00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:34,614 But with all that behind him, he still managed to spiral 609 00:28:34,748 --> 00:28:38,151 into this pathetic drug-addled delinquent mess 610 00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:39,819 you see before you now. 611 00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:42,789 -I love you too, Mama. -[Mrs. Zuuzer] Quiet! 612 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:47,460 So you two have never seen him before? 613 00:28:48,610 --> 00:28:48,995 Never. 614 00:28:49,129 --> 00:28:51,264 Dante has decided 615 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:53,500 to rinse his premium breeding, 616 00:28:53,633 --> 00:28:56,469 and doors I've opened for him into the gutter, 617 00:28:56,603 --> 00:28:59,639 all in the name of following some quixotic dream 618 00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:02,175 of becoming a pop star. 619 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:04,678 Something he is adamant he can achieve, 620 00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:07,881 even though he has the voice of a snared animal. 621 00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:11,151 Mama, how dare you? 622 00:29:11,284 --> 00:29:13,853 Quiet! Or I'll have you gagged and whipped. 623 00:29:13,987 --> 00:29:16,289 [Dante out of tune] ♪ But don't pay 'cause it might ♪ 624 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:19,492 [Mrs. Zuuzer] Every night he defies me, getting paralytic, 625 00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:22,896 snorting cocaine out of *****s' backsides, 626 00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:25,310 and raping everyone's ear drums. 627 00:29:25,165 --> 00:29:26,700 [singing out of tune] 628 00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:31,710 To salt the wounds of all of his filthy dispositions, 629 00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:33,373 Dante also smokes. 630 00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:39,312 It was that vulgar addiction, which last week proved problematic. 631 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:42,916 Dante's team escorts him outside the karaoke bar 632 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:47,554 every 12 minutes, so he may poison his lungs 633 00:29:47,687 --> 00:29:50,757 along with the rest of his eroding innards. 634 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:54,127 I told you smoking would be the death of you, didn't I? 635 00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:56,396 Yeah, well, before you said it was 636 00:29:56,529 --> 00:29:59,650 when I kept kissing the cat on the mouth. 637 00:30:02,836 --> 00:30:03,803 This... 638 00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:08,740 ...was no accident. 639 00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:11,678 Although it was played out to look like one. 640 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:15,615 Something of your speciality. 641 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,118 Our people look into it. 642 00:30:18,585 --> 00:30:23,123 They tell us the gas pipe was tampered with in that sewer. 643 00:30:23,556 --> 00:30:24,457 Wasn't me. 644 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:26,493 That job did come in, but, 645 00:30:26,626 --> 00:30:28,461 -but we rejected it. -Yeah, we did. 646 00:30:28,595 --> 00:30:30,663 Was it last Thursday, you say? 647 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,233 We got an alibi. 648 00:30:33,366 --> 00:30:35,168 That was your birthday, wasn't it, mate? 649 00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,370 -Twenty-one again. -[chuckles] That's right. 650 00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:39,406 Actually, I think we were in one of your clubs, to be honest. 651 00:30:39,539 --> 00:30:41,808 Your security cameras can probably clear us. 652 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:43,176 Coincidence, huh? 653 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:44,744 What's the name of that club again, Fred? 654 00:30:45,812 --> 00:30:47,414 The Sparkling Clap. 655 00:30:47,547 --> 00:30:49,416 Sparkling Clown. That was it. Yeah. 656 00:30:49,549 --> 00:30:51,851 Even sounds like a bloody yeast infection. 657 00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:54,654 You know the one, the one with the big heifer singing on the stage. 658 00:30:54,788 --> 00:30:57,457 -Your missus, I'm guessing -[grunts] 659 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,492 -[grunts] -Ow. 660 00:31:01,161 --> 00:31:03,496 -[groans] -[chuckles] You all right, mate? 661 00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:05,598 Hurt yourself, did you? Bloody hell. 662 00:31:05,732 --> 00:31:08,268 You really are all flash and no bash. 663 00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:11,671 So I guess that puts you in the clear. 664 00:31:12,105 --> 00:31:14,140 -I think so, yeah. -For now. 665 00:31:15,475 --> 00:31:20,380 It would seem that a spineless corporate CEO out of Scandinavia 666 00:31:20,513 --> 00:31:22,849 has put out a contract on my son. 667 00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:25,885 We never thought anyone would be stupid enough to. 668 00:31:26,190 --> 00:31:29,389 And since you are a very capable contractor, 669 00:31:29,522 --> 00:31:33,727 only someone like you would have the skills to find out who this assassin is. 670 00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:37,130 I need you to hunt down whoever that may be, 671 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:38,798 and I want you to kill them. 672 00:31:39,532 --> 00:31:42,369 I'd rather lick a crackhead's scabby elbow. 673 00:31:42,502 --> 00:31:45,538 Very well. If you do not, we will kill your friend. 674 00:31:45,672 --> 00:31:47,340 -What? -[gun cocks] 675 00:31:47,874 --> 00:31:49,576 Go on, kill him then. I don't give a shit. 676 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:51,978 Don't test my resolve, Mr. Fallon. 677 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:53,813 -Oh, please crack on. I couldn't care less. -[Fred] Ah. 678 00:31:53,947 --> 00:31:55,615 This joke's been doing my head in for years. 679 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:57,450 You know what? You'd be doing me a favor. 680 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:58,752 Go on, mate, do him. 681 00:31:58,885 --> 00:32:00,353 Mike! No. Why? 682 00:32:00,487 --> 00:32:02,689 Armando, on tre. 683 00:32:02,822 --> 00:32:05,125 -Uno. -[Fred whimpering] 684 00:32:05,258 --> 00:32:07,227 -Due. -[whimpers] 685 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:11,231 -Tre. -All right, fine, fine. I'll do it for triple the faith. 686 00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:13,867 You'll do it for his life. This is simple. 687 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,736 Intercept and kill whoever is trying to take my figlio from me, 688 00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:18,772 and you can have your concubine back. 689 00:32:21,641 --> 00:32:22,942 What the **** does that mean? 690 00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:26,446 [tires squealing] 691 00:32:26,579 --> 00:32:27,714 [grunts] 692 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,520 Yeah. Cheers, lads. 693 00:32:32,519 --> 00:32:33,987 Much as I'd like to cut my losses 694 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,121 and get the hell out of here, 695 00:32:35,255 --> 00:32:36,389 I couldn't do that to Fred. 696 00:32:37,230 --> 00:32:39,693 And, you know, what makes this whole situation even more weird 697 00:32:39,826 --> 00:32:42,429 is that botched hit did have me written all over it. 698 00:32:42,996 --> 00:32:46,266 What the bleeding hell am I gonna do? I need a pint. 699 00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:56,743 [suspenseful music] 700 00:33:02,820 --> 00:33:03,316 How'd you find me, Ray? 701 00:33:13,526 --> 00:33:15,929 [cutlery clinking] 702 00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:19,650 [Mike sighs] 703 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:23,436 -Listen, Ray-- -You know what really twist my knickers? 704 00:33:25,305 --> 00:33:28,808 You put your faith in a foreign boozer, just like this one... 705 00:33:29,743 --> 00:33:33,380 ...who claim to serve a classic full English breakfast... 706 00:33:34,547 --> 00:33:36,983 ...and they end up serving you pig swill like this. 707 00:33:39,419 --> 00:33:40,520 Take this bugger. 708 00:33:41,121 --> 00:33:42,220 Yeah? 709 00:33:43,890 --> 00:33:44,157 Looks decent enough. 710 00:33:45,910 --> 00:33:49,496 And you trust that it's gonna be wholesome, nutritious, 711 00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:51,164 tasty as ****. 712 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:54,434 But then you dig a little deeper beneath the surface 713 00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:56,302 and actually take a bite... 714 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:00,306 ...and you realize... 715 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:06,120 ...it's a treacherous, classless, ****ing let down... 716 00:34:07,847 --> 00:34:09,883 ...just like you. 717 00:34:12,252 --> 00:34:14,421 But I'm ravenous, so c'est la vie. 718 00:34:15,188 --> 00:34:19,250 I heard that you've got a nice little earner guy around down here. 719 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,461 I don't know what you mean, Ray. 720 00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:23,329 [cutlery clanks] 721 00:34:31,538 --> 00:34:33,273 [Fred] Dear, Ray, I hope you're well. 722 00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:36,376 I just wanted you to know that I'm doing okay. 723 00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:38,945 So no need to worry, me and Mike. 724 00:34:39,790 --> 00:34:41,414 -For ****'s sake. -And to be fair to Fred, 725 00:34:41,548 --> 00:34:43,983 he didn't actually say where here was. 726 00:34:44,617 --> 00:34:47,287 But that numpty jots his note down on a napkin 727 00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:48,922 from the Black Bull bar, Valletta. 728 00:34:49,322 --> 00:34:52,192 Oh, it's just a side thing we got going on down there. 729 00:34:52,325 --> 00:34:55,280 It's not like we're breaking the bank or anything. 730 00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:57,564 [Fred] P.S. We are breaking the bank! 731 00:34:57,964 --> 00:34:58,998 [Mike sighs] 732 00:34:59,866 --> 00:35:02,635 Well, you know what Fred's like, right? He exaggerates. 733 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:04,337 Nothing we've got going on down here 734 00:35:04,471 --> 00:35:06,573 -is going to bother you-- -Bother me? 735 00:35:07,474 --> 00:35:08,675 You having a laugh? 736 00:35:08,808 --> 00:35:11,440 You have bothered me. No, scratch that. 737 00:35:11,678 --> 00:35:13,313 You ****ing ruined me. 738 00:35:14,247 --> 00:35:16,783 Do you think anyone would hire us after what you did? 739 00:35:16,916 --> 00:35:20,787 No need to answer that 'cause the answer is a ****ing obvious no! 740 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:25,580 You left me with five fifths of **** all. 741 00:35:25,692 --> 00:35:27,160 [inhales sharply] And to think... 742 00:35:28,228 --> 00:35:31,197 ...that you had the stones to start contracting again. 743 00:35:32,332 --> 00:35:35,702 You destroyed what took me decades to build. 744 00:35:36,970 --> 00:35:37,871 For that... 745 00:35:39,105 --> 00:35:40,400 ...you're gonna pay. 746 00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:44,944 -Well, I'll pay for your full English, then, shall I? -[spits] 747 00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:50,500 You're gonna pay for more than that. 748 00:35:50,917 --> 00:35:52,786 You brought me out of retirement. 749 00:35:53,386 --> 00:35:54,688 I'm actually down here for a gig. 750 00:35:54,821 --> 00:35:56,423 And the fact that here happens to be Malta 751 00:35:56,556 --> 00:35:58,158 and I can "catch up" with me mates... 752 00:35:58,958 --> 00:36:00,627 ...it's actually a little brucie bonus. 753 00:36:01,828 --> 00:36:03,163 It was you, wasn't it? 754 00:36:03,863 --> 00:36:06,320 Eh, that botch Zuuzer kid job? 755 00:36:06,566 --> 00:36:08,935 That was you, right? [chuckles] 756 00:36:09,569 --> 00:36:10,904 Not like you to miss, Ray. 757 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:13,473 Yeah, well, like I said, a bit rusty. 758 00:36:14,107 --> 00:36:16,409 Made mistakes like I did back in London. 759 00:36:17,243 --> 00:36:18,878 Should've just shot the ****. 760 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:20,480 Old school. 761 00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:24,317 Listen, Ray, you need to bail on this Zuuzer kid job, right? 762 00:36:24,451 --> 00:36:26,820 They thought it was me that tampered with that gas line 'cause you tried 763 00:36:26,953 --> 00:36:28,321 to make it look like an accident. 764 00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:30,223 Now they've got Fred held hostage. 765 00:36:30,357 --> 00:36:33,193 Anything happens to that kid, they're going to kill Fred. 766 00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:35,161 Well, that's not my problem, is it? 767 00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:37,163 He's your mate now, not mine. 768 00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:39,990 -Come on-- -You both made that abundantly clear. 769 00:36:39,232 --> 00:36:40,834 I don't know why you took the job in the first place. 770 00:36:40,967 --> 00:36:42,535 Anyway, if you've done your due diligence, 771 00:36:42,669 --> 00:36:43,970 you would've known why we passed on it. 772 00:36:44,104 --> 00:36:46,339 Why everybody ****ing passed on it. 773 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,576 He's the heir to the Zuuzer family, for God's sakes. 774 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:51,578 Well, a mark's a mark, a job's a job. 775 00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:54,447 And I ain't scared of any crime family from the **** end of nowhere. 776 00:36:54,581 --> 00:36:56,850 -You should be. -Well, I ****ing ain't. 777 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,210 There was a time... 778 00:37:01,788 --> 00:37:03,590 ...when we didn't give two shits who the mark was? 779 00:37:03,723 --> 00:37:05,959 -Well, that was before your little hissy fit. -The only thing you need 780 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,361 to give a shit about right now is Mrs. Zuuzer, 781 00:37:08,495 --> 00:37:11,698 'cause she will slit Fred's throat if you don't call off this hit. 782 00:37:15,869 --> 00:37:16,836 You haven't heard, have you? 783 00:37:17,604 --> 00:37:21,141 -Heard what? -Well, the client has upped the bounty by... 784 00:37:22,575 --> 00:37:23,710 ...****ing loads. 785 00:37:24,411 --> 00:37:27,147 I ain't the sole contractor anymore. [unintelligible] 786 00:37:27,881 --> 00:37:29,349 What are you talking about? To who? 787 00:37:29,482 --> 00:37:31,284 Everyone worth their salt. 788 00:37:31,885 --> 00:37:33,787 Criminal crop just landed on Maltese soil. 789 00:37:34,387 --> 00:37:36,456 -You're ****ing joking. -Called us all in for a briefing. 790 00:37:36,856 --> 00:37:40,527 I can't remember a client ever being arrogant enough to do that. 791 00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:42,595 But I guess money talks. 792 00:37:43,163 --> 00:37:45,398 Pays 50 grand just to turn up in person. 793 00:37:45,999 --> 00:37:48,101 One by one, uh, step up, 794 00:37:48,234 --> 00:37:50,770 load our bank details into the computer. 795 00:37:52,238 --> 00:37:55,608 It's a massive nine million euros 796 00:37:55,742 --> 00:37:57,143 to the lucky sod who gets the job done. 797 00:37:57,277 --> 00:38:02,482 That's 7,675,056 pounds sterling in real money. 798 00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:04,517 We're talking about who would you say? 799 00:38:05,318 --> 00:38:06,820 Oyumi wasn't there, was he? 800 00:38:09,556 --> 00:38:10,690 Oh, he was there. 801 00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:12,425 Yeah. 802 00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:15,662 So, no need to kill personally on this one, eh, 803 00:38:15,795 --> 00:38:18,298 'cause Oyumi is a bona fide ****ing ninja. 804 00:38:18,431 --> 00:38:21,340 If he's seen your name, you won't see him coming. 805 00:38:22,402 --> 00:38:25,271 So... looks like Fred's ****ed, 806 00:38:25,405 --> 00:38:27,841 because if I don't do it, you can rest assured one of the others will. 807 00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:30,477 Ray, please, you need to help me with this one. 808 00:38:30,610 --> 00:38:32,379 I ain't helping you with **** all. 809 00:38:32,846 --> 00:38:34,447 So stay out of my way. 810 00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:37,417 And when I've snuffed out this little runt, 811 00:38:38,151 --> 00:38:39,753 we'll get back to what you owe me. 812 00:38:40,887 --> 00:38:44,240 -Whatever we've got going on can wait because-- -[phone buzzing] 813 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:44,758 What's that? 814 00:38:44,891 --> 00:38:46,192 [phone dings] 815 00:38:47,994 --> 00:38:49,429 [laughs] 816 00:38:49,562 --> 00:38:51,931 It turns out that little twerp 817 00:38:52,650 --> 00:38:54,300 has already got a ****ing tracking device on him. 818 00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:57,700 Client's sending over the link now. 819 00:38:58,238 --> 00:39:00,774 So you better get your skates on. 820 00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:03,576 'Cause there's a proper game on. 821 00:39:03,710 --> 00:39:05,645 [dramatic music] 822 00:39:05,779 --> 00:39:08,782 [bike speeding] 823 00:39:09,749 --> 00:39:12,850 [engine revving] 824 00:39:13,787 --> 00:39:17,590 [Dante out of tune] ♪ Let's slip off to a sand dune ♪ 825 00:39:17,724 --> 00:39:19,793 ♪ Real soon ♪ 826 00:39:19,926 --> 00:39:22,262 ♪ Kick up a little dust ♪ 827 00:39:22,395 --> 00:39:24,964 [engine revving] 828 00:39:29,436 --> 00:39:30,837 ♪ Come on ♪ 829 00:39:30,970 --> 00:39:33,440 ♪ We gotta see some more friends ♪ 830 00:39:33,573 --> 00:39:37,277 ♪ At a party, tucked away ♪ 831 00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:40,146 [dramatic music resumes] 832 00:39:43,850 --> 00:39:45,510 [horn honking] 833 00:39:45,185 --> 00:39:46,786 [tires squealing] 834 00:39:48,521 --> 00:39:49,956 You prick! 835 00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:53,526 ♪ Come on till the... ♪ 836 00:39:53,660 --> 00:39:56,496 [Mike] Oi, turn the music off. Get him off the stage. 837 00:39:56,629 --> 00:39:58,640 What are you doing here? 838 00:39:59,199 --> 00:40:02,680 Easy, lads. I come in peace. We're all on the same team. 839 00:40:02,202 --> 00:40:03,870 But you need to get him out of here quick. 840 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,172 We don't need your help, you English prick. 841 00:40:06,306 --> 00:40:09,442 Yeah, you do actually, mate, 'cause this tone-deaf joke's got a tracking device on him. 842 00:40:09,576 --> 00:40:13,460 There's a gaggle of assassins about to turn up, kill every last one of you. 843 00:40:13,179 --> 00:40:15,982 Of course he has, you idiota. It's in his watch. 844 00:40:16,116 --> 00:40:18,518 How else do you think we keep track of him, huh? 845 00:40:18,651 --> 00:40:20,220 He had it since he was a bambino. 846 00:40:20,353 --> 00:40:21,821 Look, it's a burning fuse now, mate. 847 00:40:21,955 --> 00:40:23,323 You need to get rid of it. Ditch it. 848 00:40:23,456 --> 00:40:26,326 -Oh![speaks in Italian] -[microphone feedback] 849 00:40:26,459 --> 00:40:29,963 Who the **** do you think you are, eh, ****head? 850 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:31,865 You're the ****ing hired help. 851 00:40:31,998 --> 00:40:34,801 This watch, eh, is a classic, one of a kind. 852 00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:37,570 I would die before I take it off. 853 00:40:37,704 --> 00:40:39,973 So... you ****ing ****hole. 854 00:40:40,407 --> 00:40:42,709 -Take the watch and destroy it. -What the **** did I just-- 855 00:40:42,842 --> 00:40:45,111 -Good call. -Who the **** do you all think you are? 856 00:40:45,245 --> 00:40:47,781 Last shot. I mean, you ****ing-- 857 00:40:48,481 --> 00:40:50,830 [grunts] 858 00:40:52,919 --> 00:40:55,789 [mumbling] 859 00:40:56,990 --> 00:40:58,892 [swallow] Aah! 860 00:41:00,126 --> 00:41:02,162 Oh! Problem is solved. 861 00:41:02,896 --> 00:41:05,598 [gunshots] 862 00:41:05,732 --> 00:41:08,501 [explosion] 863 00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:09,803 [Armando exclaims indistinctly] 864 00:41:11,638 --> 00:41:14,341 [ominous music] 865 00:41:20,914 --> 00:41:23,116 [grenade clanks] 866 00:41:23,717 --> 00:41:26,860 [explosion] 867 00:41:30,557 --> 00:41:31,991 [grenade pin clinks] 868 00:41:36,229 --> 00:41:39,299 [Mike] Freya Du Preeze, the Angel of Death. 869 00:41:39,432 --> 00:41:41,668 Recruited in Johannesburg by Interpol, 870 00:41:41,801 --> 00:41:45,905 and trained in the dark arts by those who think James Bond is a Muppet. 871 00:41:46,390 --> 00:41:49,642 [dramatic music] 872 00:41:49,776 --> 00:41:50,944 [gunshots] 873 00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:53,713 [both grunting and groaning] 874 00:41:53,847 --> 00:41:56,349 [gunshots] 875 00:41:58,752 --> 00:42:00,353 -[man] Freeze. -[grunts] 876 00:42:00,487 --> 00:42:01,421 [groaning in agony] 877 00:42:11,531 --> 00:42:12,465 [door creaking] 878 00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:13,533 [thud] 879 00:42:13,666 --> 00:42:16,336 [both grunting and groaning] 880 00:42:24,310 --> 00:42:27,347 You got to stop it-- [screaming] 881 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,417 [gunshots] 882 00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:34,387 [grunting and groaning] 883 00:42:44,330 --> 00:42:46,990 [panting] 884 00:42:46,232 --> 00:42:48,368 -Freya. -Fallon. 885 00:42:49,369 --> 00:42:51,871 -Been a while. -More like five years I reckon. 886 00:42:52,605 --> 00:42:53,873 Russia, wasn't it? 887 00:42:54,474 --> 00:42:58,178 [speaks in Russian] You stole that dirty politician from here. 888 00:42:58,812 --> 00:43:00,130 I know what it's like. 889 00:43:00,580 --> 00:43:01,648 First come, first served. 890 00:43:02,820 --> 00:43:04,250 Hmm. I've always respected you, Fallon. 891 00:43:04,384 --> 00:43:05,752 You're a damn good assassin. 892 00:43:06,386 --> 00:43:09,489 But... there was a choice between killing you... 893 00:43:10,123 --> 00:43:11,458 ...or nine million in my bank. 894 00:43:12,192 --> 00:43:15,395 [speaks in Russian] I'm afraid that's no choice at all. 895 00:43:15,995 --> 00:43:17,664 This one's personal to me, Freya. 896 00:43:18,231 --> 00:43:20,834 So as a professional courtesy, 897 00:43:21,434 --> 00:43:23,436 I'll need to ask you to **** off. 898 00:43:24,471 --> 00:43:25,505 I can't **** off. 899 00:43:26,172 --> 00:43:28,508 But I can **** you up. [screams] 900 00:43:28,641 --> 00:43:30,944 [both grunting and groaning] 901 00:43:42,155 --> 00:43:43,990 -[grunts] -[exclaims] 902 00:43:45,458 --> 00:43:46,426 [grunts] 903 00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:51,164 [both grunting] 904 00:43:51,931 --> 00:43:53,166 [groans] 905 00:43:55,969 --> 00:43:58,271 [both grunting and groaning] 906 00:44:01,341 --> 00:44:02,409 [clang] 907 00:44:05,412 --> 00:44:06,780 Okay, Freya. 908 00:44:06,913 --> 00:44:08,181 Really nice seeing you again. 909 00:44:08,748 --> 00:44:10,517 Maybe you should call it a day, don't you? 910 00:44:14,854 --> 00:44:15,955 [knife blade clangs] 911 00:44:18,324 --> 00:44:19,192 I see. 912 00:44:19,325 --> 00:44:20,600 [screams] 913 00:44:20,193 --> 00:44:22,362 [both grunting and groaning] 914 00:44:46,453 --> 00:44:48,955 [both continue grunting and groaning] 915 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:54,694 [exclaims] 916 00:44:58,498 --> 00:44:59,499 [screams] 917 00:45:02,736 --> 00:45:05,380 [both grunting and groaning] 918 00:45:13,446 --> 00:45:15,482 [panting] 919 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,230 [metallic clatter] 920 00:45:23,156 --> 00:45:24,624 -[chuckles] -[grunts] 921 00:45:24,758 --> 00:45:26,359 [whimpering] 922 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,462 [both grunts and groans] 923 00:45:32,899 --> 00:45:34,134 [screams] 924 00:45:35,769 --> 00:45:38,471 [panting] 925 00:45:39,506 --> 00:45:41,608 [dramatic music] 926 00:45:43,977 --> 00:45:46,279 [both grunting] 927 00:45:59,993 --> 00:46:01,194 Jesus Christ! 928 00:46:01,327 --> 00:46:03,630 Well, move your ****ing head then. 929 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,466 [both grunting] 930 00:46:06,599 --> 00:46:08,680 [thud] 931 00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:16,343 [whimpering] 932 00:46:17,577 --> 00:46:19,379 [mumbling] 933 00:46:21,810 --> 00:46:23,416 -[grunts] -[groaning] 934 00:46:23,550 --> 00:46:26,860 No, please! Please. [inaudible] 935 00:46:26,219 --> 00:46:29,589 Please. [inaudible] Please! 936 00:46:31,910 --> 00:46:33,526 -[wet stab] -[groans] 937 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,595 [screaming loudly] 938 00:46:35,729 --> 00:46:37,630 Oh, ****! 939 00:46:37,197 --> 00:46:38,565 [screaming] 940 00:46:38,698 --> 00:46:40,467 What the ****, what-- 941 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,435 Oh, God. [screams] 942 00:46:42,569 --> 00:46:45,238 -What the **** is going on? -[sighs] 943 00:46:45,372 --> 00:46:46,606 -Come here. -[screaming] 944 00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:48,775 [phone buzzes] 945 00:46:49,576 --> 00:46:51,578 [Mrs. Zuuzer] Mr. Fallon, do you have my son? 946 00:46:51,945 --> 00:46:53,947 I've got him here. Pretty proper kicked off back there, 947 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,416 and your entire security team got wasted. 948 00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:58,952 -Is he okay? -Oh, he's fine. Yeah. 949 00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:01,421 Apart from the fact he just decided to swallow his own watch. 950 00:47:01,554 --> 00:47:04,591 So unless I cut it out of his guts, he's going to be a walking target 951 00:47:04,724 --> 00:47:06,292 till he pinches off his next loaf. 952 00:47:06,426 --> 00:47:07,761 When was the last time you took a shit? 953 00:47:07,894 --> 00:47:09,963 None of your business, cafone. 954 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:11,898 Is that my mama? I want to talk to her. 955 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:12,766 Mama-- [groans] 956 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:17,237 I need you to protect my son at all costs. Do you understand? 957 00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:19,372 Listen, right, I ain't a ****ing babysitter, okay? 958 00:47:19,506 --> 00:47:20,907 I'm a professional killer. 959 00:47:21,410 --> 00:47:22,842 And with all due respect, Mrs. Zuuzer, 960 00:47:22,976 --> 00:47:26,179 your son is an absolute squats. Me and him ain't gonna jell. 961 00:47:26,312 --> 00:47:29,349 Mama, this ***hole just punched me in the face. [groans] 962 00:47:29,482 --> 00:47:31,840 You don't need to get along. 963 00:47:31,217 --> 00:47:34,988 You just need to neutralize the threats and keep him alive. 964 00:47:35,121 --> 00:47:37,390 You're lucky I don't kill this prick myself. 965 00:47:37,824 --> 00:47:41,127 If you ever want to see your friend again, you won't make that mistake. 966 00:47:42,762 --> 00:47:45,298 Bring him back to me in one piece. 967 00:47:45,732 --> 00:47:48,802 Do we have a deal, Mr. Accident Man? 968 00:47:50,103 --> 00:47:51,370 All right, fine. 969 00:47:51,171 --> 00:47:52,672 Then it's done. 970 00:47:55,775 --> 00:47:57,844 -Come here. -What are you doing? 971 00:47:57,977 --> 00:48:00,413 Take me to my mama. She's the only one who can protect me. 972 00:48:00,547 --> 00:48:03,850 Listen to me, you idiot. Your mummy just hired me to protect you, okay? 973 00:48:03,983 --> 00:48:05,719 -So do as you're ****ing told. -[groans] 974 00:48:05,852 --> 00:48:09,389 You're, you're, you, you, you are a ****ing ugly troll. 975 00:48:09,756 --> 00:48:11,240 Anybody ever tell you that, yeah? 976 00:48:11,157 --> 00:48:13,793 You like a ****ing melted Ben Affleck. 977 00:48:13,927 --> 00:48:15,662 I'm going to tell my mama how you treat me. 978 00:48:15,795 --> 00:48:17,970 You're going to pay for your actions. 979 00:48:17,230 --> 00:48:20,300 She knows exactly how to treat a man like you. 980 00:48:20,433 --> 00:48:22,936 -And if you strike me one more-- -[grunts] 981 00:48:23,303 --> 00:48:24,404 [groans] Jesus. 982 00:48:24,537 --> 00:48:26,600 What the **** are you doing here 983 00:48:26,139 --> 00:48:27,607 around the county to buy a ****ing shampoo? 984 00:48:27,741 --> 00:48:29,442 -Shut up! -[bottles clatter] 985 00:48:29,576 --> 00:48:31,478 -Laxatives. You got any? -Yeah. 986 00:48:31,911 --> 00:48:34,147 -Well, give it to me. Come on, let's go. -Here. 987 00:48:34,581 --> 00:48:37,170 -[Dante] What the **** are you doing, you-- -Shut up! 988 00:48:38,184 --> 00:48:39,119 Ugh. 989 00:48:41,454 --> 00:48:43,156 You-- What the **** you-- 990 00:48:43,289 --> 00:48:44,791 [glugs] 991 00:48:46,359 --> 00:48:47,660 [inhales sharply] 992 00:48:48,940 --> 00:48:49,996 In one end, out the other, eh, mate? [chuckles] 993 00:48:50,597 --> 00:48:53,133 Just take me home, boy. 994 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,270 You call me boy one more time, I swear to God, I'm gonna kill you myself, right? 995 00:48:57,404 --> 00:49:00,600 And I'll worry about killing your old git of a mother when the time comes. 996 00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:02,509 -You understand? -Take me to my mama! 997 00:49:02,642 --> 00:49:05,645 Take me to my mama! Take-- 998 00:49:08,481 --> 00:49:10,316 [gagging] 999 00:49:10,450 --> 00:49:13,860 [speaking unintelligibly] 1000 00:49:14,454 --> 00:49:15,655 [burps] 1001 00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:19,392 -You got a backway out of this place? -Yeah. There. 1002 00:49:19,526 --> 00:49:21,270 -Come here. Let's go. -[mumbles] 1003 00:49:21,161 --> 00:49:23,290 -[Mike] Keep moving! -[Dante] Where's my mother? 1004 00:49:23,163 --> 00:49:25,765 Please, just give me five minutes. I can't breathe. 1005 00:49:25,899 --> 00:49:28,868 [pants] I've got asthma probably. Please. 1006 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,438 -Hello, are you listening to me? -Oh, shut up! Shut up! 1007 00:49:31,571 --> 00:49:33,239 [exclaims] 1008 00:49:33,373 --> 00:49:34,474 [thud] 1009 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,509 [grunts] 1010 00:49:39,312 --> 00:49:40,513 [clang] 1011 00:49:44,984 --> 00:49:47,153 [Mike] Now, this is the great Yendi. 1012 00:49:47,687 --> 00:49:51,224 Born in Ghana, named after the town he was abandoned in. 1013 00:49:51,358 --> 00:49:53,393 He sells himself as a soddin' vampire, 1014 00:49:53,526 --> 00:49:56,696 but essentially he's just a ****ing butcher. 1015 00:49:58,298 --> 00:50:01,101 This is Freya's blood! 1016 00:50:01,634 --> 00:50:02,736 Most of it. 1017 00:50:03,737 --> 00:50:05,238 B positive. 1018 00:50:05,372 --> 00:50:06,606 Always try to be, pal. 1019 00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:08,800 Foolish boy, 1020 00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:10,276 B-positive is rare. 1021 00:50:10,877 --> 00:50:14,547 Only about eight percent, but not the rarest. 1022 00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:15,982 What type are you, Rocky? 1023 00:50:16,116 --> 00:50:18,618 Last time I checked, high bloody octane, mate. 1024 00:50:18,752 --> 00:50:20,920 Please, kill him and my mama will make you rich. 1025 00:50:21,540 --> 00:50:22,922 It does not work like that. 1026 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,993 It works the way I say it works. 1027 00:50:27,527 --> 00:50:28,962 [gaps] 1028 00:50:30,430 --> 00:50:31,865 -[Dante] Ow! -Stay there. 1029 00:50:31,998 --> 00:50:34,670 I'm looking forward to killing him. 1030 00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:37,604 But I will savor that one till I'm done with you. 1031 00:50:37,737 --> 00:50:39,673 [dramatic music] 1032 00:50:39,806 --> 00:50:42,750 [both grunting] 1033 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:49,490 -Get up. -Fuckin-- [groans] 1034 00:50:49,649 --> 00:50:52,180 [whimpering] 1035 00:50:52,952 --> 00:50:54,254 [Mike] This way. Here. 1036 00:50:55,255 --> 00:50:56,189 [screams] 1037 00:50:56,322 --> 00:50:58,224 [both grunting] 1038 00:51:00,894 --> 00:51:03,697 -[groans] -[grunts] 1039 00:51:03,830 --> 00:51:05,865 [Dante pants, whimpers] 1040 00:51:08,268 --> 00:51:09,436 Fuck this! 1041 00:51:09,569 --> 00:51:13,306 [fast-paced music] 1042 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:14,541 [yells] 1043 00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:17,577 [both grunting and groaning] 1044 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,170 [pants] 1045 00:51:26,586 --> 00:51:27,921 [Mike] Up there. Get up there. 1046 00:51:28,922 --> 00:51:30,824 -Get up there. -Push me. Fuck it. 1047 00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:33,159 Let's do that. Push me. 1048 00:51:33,293 --> 00:51:36,463 -[Mike] Fucking get up, you dum-dum. -I'm ****ing trying. 1049 00:51:36,596 --> 00:51:38,565 [Dante grunting] 1050 00:51:38,698 --> 00:51:41,267 -Push! -[groaning] 1051 00:51:41,901 --> 00:51:43,937 -Use your arms, get up. -I'm using my arms. 1052 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:45,672 Do you think I'm using my teeth? 1053 00:51:45,805 --> 00:51:46,906 [grunting] 1054 00:51:48,641 --> 00:51:51,745 I'm going to taste your blood. 1055 00:51:52,545 --> 00:51:53,480 [yells] 1056 00:51:53,613 --> 00:51:55,849 [both grunting and groaning] 1057 00:52:02,455 --> 00:52:03,823 [panting] 1058 00:52:05,625 --> 00:52:08,228 [Dante] Help! Help! 1059 00:52:08,361 --> 00:52:10,196 Dum-dum, where are you? 1060 00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:17,337 There's a ****ing maniac with an ax trying to kill me. 1061 00:52:17,470 --> 00:52:18,705 -Somebody get-- -Hey! Oi! 1062 00:52:18,838 --> 00:52:20,140 -[speaks indistinctly] -Come here. 1063 00:52:20,273 --> 00:52:21,675 [Dante panting] 1064 00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:23,243 All right, get in there. 1065 00:52:23,376 --> 00:52:25,545 And you stay in there if you know what's good for you. 1066 00:52:25,679 --> 00:52:27,881 -Look, I'm scared of this-- [whimpers] -It's okay. 1067 00:52:29,683 --> 00:52:31,851 [dramatic music] 1068 00:52:35,288 --> 00:52:36,723 [blade clangs] 1069 00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:14,561 [both grunting] 1070 00:53:14,694 --> 00:53:16,996 [metals clanging] 1071 00:53:30,343 --> 00:53:32,145 [groans] 1072 00:53:32,812 --> 00:53:33,747 [yells] 1073 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,149 [blade clanging] 1074 00:53:36,616 --> 00:53:38,418 [both grunting] 1075 00:53:40,487 --> 00:53:41,588 [groans] 1076 00:53:41,721 --> 00:53:43,230 [exclaims] 1077 00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:46,393 [both grunting] 1078 00:54:04,411 --> 00:54:06,746 [groaning] 1079 00:54:10,984 --> 00:54:12,886 [exhales and grunts] 1080 00:54:13,190 --> 00:54:14,988 [groaning] 1081 00:54:16,890 --> 00:54:17,424 Let me know how this tastes. 1082 00:54:17,824 --> 00:54:19,920 [groans] 1083 00:54:32,772 --> 00:54:35,208 -[groans] -Nice and tasty? 1084 00:54:35,642 --> 00:54:37,377 AB negative... 1085 00:54:39,112 --> 00:54:42,480 ...the rarest and finest of them all. 1086 00:54:42,849 --> 00:54:44,184 What, me or you? 1087 00:54:45,180 --> 00:54:47,787 I am unique. 1088 00:54:48,488 --> 00:54:50,256 at less than one percent. 1089 00:54:51,157 --> 00:54:53,993 You are common dirty boy. 1090 00:54:54,127 --> 00:54:55,762 -Huh. -[breathing heavily] 1091 00:54:56,262 --> 00:54:57,497 Shall I finish you off then? 1092 00:54:57,630 --> 00:54:58,898 No. 1093 00:55:00,734 --> 00:55:03,903 [speaking foreign language] 1094 00:55:04,671 --> 00:55:05,572 Go on, then. 1095 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:07,273 Off your pop. 1096 00:55:07,907 --> 00:55:10,343 [moaning] 1097 00:55:12,879 --> 00:55:14,948 [panting] 1098 00:55:15,682 --> 00:55:17,550 Oh. Is he dead? 1099 00:55:20,687 --> 00:55:22,389 [exhales] 1100 00:55:22,522 --> 00:55:24,891 He is now. [sighs] 1101 00:55:25,492 --> 00:55:26,626 So what now, eh? 1102 00:55:27,930 --> 00:55:29,950 Eh, so what are we doing now, idiota? 1103 00:55:29,496 --> 00:55:31,364 Idiota. I guess that that means idiot. 1104 00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:33,767 Why don't we put that on the same list as "boy"? 1105 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,769 I'm handling things. Come here. 1106 00:55:36,770 --> 00:55:40,173 Siu-ling, when you get this message, I need you to do me a favor. 1107 00:55:40,306 --> 00:55:43,777 There's a karaoke bar off Strait Street. I need you to pick up my bike. 1108 00:55:43,910 --> 00:55:46,120 [water trickling] 1109 00:55:46,146 --> 00:55:48,448 [Mike] This whole place was drilled into the side of a cliff, 1110 00:55:48,581 --> 00:55:50,617 so these walls are as thick as my skull. 1111 00:55:50,984 --> 00:55:53,186 I think it's gonna buy some time till we figure out what to do 1112 00:55:53,319 --> 00:55:55,188 with that homing beacon you swallowed. 1113 00:55:55,321 --> 00:55:56,423 [Dante] I see. 1114 00:55:57,190 --> 00:55:58,958 I like what you've done with the place. 1115 00:56:03,763 --> 00:56:05,980 You sit there. 1116 00:56:09,502 --> 00:56:10,637 Right. 1117 00:56:11,271 --> 00:56:13,506 That is for puke, piss, shit, 1118 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,608 whatever else you feel like pushing out. 1119 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,978 Are you insane? I'm not going in a bucket. 1120 00:56:19,112 --> 00:56:20,613 -I have rights. -You lost your rights 1121 00:56:20,747 --> 00:56:23,917 when you decided to swallow that classic, you dimwit. 1122 00:56:24,451 --> 00:56:26,286 And if you think I'm letting you out of my sight, 1123 00:56:26,653 --> 00:56:27,921 you need to think again. 1124 00:56:29,622 --> 00:56:32,425 [sighs] So anyway... 1125 00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:35,762 ...I know your mom might think it's irrelevant to us, laymen, 1126 00:56:35,895 --> 00:56:39,699 but you mind explaining to me why five of the world's best assassins 1127 00:56:39,833 --> 00:56:41,568 are all lining up to take you out? 1128 00:56:42,569 --> 00:56:45,405 She must have pissed off some people in some very high places. 1129 00:56:45,538 --> 00:56:47,974 Do you think of my mama ever tell me anything? 1130 00:56:48,108 --> 00:56:51,511 She's a tyrant with thugs and gangsters. 1131 00:56:51,644 --> 00:56:53,380 So imagine what it's like growing up with her. 1132 00:56:53,513 --> 00:56:56,416 It's like being raised by a ****ing scorpion. 1133 00:56:56,549 --> 00:56:57,884 Well, you think you had it bad? 1134 00:56:58,284 --> 00:56:59,786 You haven't got a clue, mate, right? 1135 00:56:59,919 --> 00:57:02,622 Imagine if the bloody Terminator was your surrogate father. 1136 00:57:03,456 --> 00:57:05,125 You don't know who you're talking about. 1137 00:57:05,258 --> 00:57:08,940 All I know is, nobody who ever crosses my mother, 1138 00:57:08,228 --> 00:57:09,896 crosses her twice. 1139 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:12,298 My mother is so mean, 1140 00:57:12,432 --> 00:57:15,702 even the Devil would send her soul back. 1141 00:57:15,835 --> 00:57:18,538 -My mother-- -[mocking] My mother-- Shut up! 1142 00:57:18,672 --> 00:57:21,941 Jesus Christ, I wish I hadn't flaming asked. 1143 00:57:23,243 --> 00:57:25,679 Can I-- Can I have water please? 1144 00:57:26,713 --> 00:57:27,614 No. 1145 00:57:29,683 --> 00:57:31,618 Please. [groans] 1146 00:57:31,751 --> 00:57:32,852 [stomach rumbles] 1147 00:57:32,986 --> 00:57:35,121 Oh, I'm not safe with you. 1148 00:57:35,255 --> 00:57:37,791 You are a magnet for psychos. 1149 00:57:37,924 --> 00:57:40,126 Oh, I'm a magnet? No, no, no. 1150 00:57:40,260 --> 00:57:41,761 I'm not the one with a GPS signal 1151 00:57:41,895 --> 00:57:43,963 wafting out of my ****hole, mate, that's you. 1152 00:57:44,970 --> 00:57:45,231 [chuckles] 1153 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:49,690 You better hope that they don't get to me. Otherwise, your friend... 1154 00:57:49,202 --> 00:57:51,137 [imitates gun clocking] ...he's going bye-bye. 1155 00:57:51,271 --> 00:57:53,540 [sighs] Look, it's gonna be a very long day, okay? 1156 00:57:53,673 --> 00:57:56,420 And I don't particularly want to have to listen to you blathering on. 1157 00:57:56,609 --> 00:57:59,245 You know what? I hear that your digestive system works 1158 00:57:59,379 --> 00:58:01,614 three times as fast once you're asleep. So... 1159 00:58:02,820 --> 00:58:03,316 Maybe you should get some kip. 1160 00:58:03,983 --> 00:58:05,685 It's the middle of the day. 1161 00:58:05,819 --> 00:58:07,520 I'm not tired yet. 1162 00:58:07,887 --> 00:58:08,822 Oh, okay. 1163 00:58:08,955 --> 00:58:10,390 -[grunts] -[groans] 1164 00:58:13,893 --> 00:58:14,994 [gasps] 1165 00:58:15,995 --> 00:58:19,299 [mysterious music] 1166 00:58:28,174 --> 00:58:29,743 Stunning, isn't it? 1167 00:58:31,578 --> 00:58:32,545 It's lovely. 1168 00:58:34,614 --> 00:58:35,682 Fantastic... 1169 00:58:38,151 --> 00:58:39,386 ...color palette. 1170 00:58:40,587 --> 00:58:42,220 Saint Anthony. 1171 00:58:42,956 --> 00:58:45,392 Performer of Miracles. 1172 00:58:45,759 --> 00:58:47,293 Ah. Oh, right. 1173 00:58:48,495 --> 00:58:50,830 It is believed that back in the day 1174 00:58:50,964 --> 00:58:54,167 when Saint Anthony was walking the streets of Padua, 1175 00:58:54,300 --> 00:58:57,904 he saw a man fall from a tall tower. 1176 00:58:58,672 --> 00:59:01,141 Saint Anthony commanded him to stop... 1177 00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:05,745 ...and the man remained suspended in the air. 1178 00:59:06,479 --> 00:59:08,615 His life was saved. 1179 00:59:09,449 --> 00:59:11,518 That's very interesting. 1180 00:59:13,530 --> 00:59:15,121 The reason I'm telling you this 1181 00:59:15,255 --> 00:59:17,457 is that if today 1182 00:59:17,590 --> 00:59:21,728 an annoying, bespectacled little man, 1183 00:59:22,162 --> 00:59:24,698 were to fall from a great height, 1184 00:59:24,831 --> 00:59:27,934 I don't know if Saint Anthony would be around 1185 00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,236 to perform such a miracle. 1186 00:59:32,138 --> 00:59:35,308 I don't know quite what you mean. 1187 00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:36,810 [exclaims] 1188 00:59:36,943 --> 00:59:38,812 [groaning, choking] 1189 00:59:39,913 --> 00:59:43,717 What she means, little man, is that we've lost Dante's signal. 1190 00:59:44,617 --> 00:59:47,620 This isn't very good news for you. 1191 00:59:47,754 --> 00:59:49,956 [choking] Mike'll get the job done. 1192 00:59:50,557 --> 00:59:52,992 [muffled] You don't know him like I do. 1193 00:59:53,126 --> 00:59:55,328 [coughing] 1194 00:59:59,299 --> 01:00:01,801 Your faith in your partner is admirable. 1195 01:00:01,935 --> 01:00:03,770 I can respect that. 1196 01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:09,142 -But if your man does not bring back my boy to me-- -He will. 1197 01:00:09,609 --> 01:00:10,510 He will. 1198 01:00:10,977 --> 01:00:11,978 [coughs] 1199 01:00:12,746 --> 01:00:16,649 You better pray that he does, my little friend. 1200 01:00:20,186 --> 01:00:22,489 [church bell rings] 1201 01:00:25,910 --> 01:00:27,494 [Mike yawns and sniffs] 1202 01:00:27,627 --> 01:00:29,896 This place ain't watertight. And if this pillar 1203 01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:32,198 can't drop the kids off to the pool anytime soon, 1204 01:00:32,332 --> 01:00:33,600 we could get overrun. 1205 01:00:34,434 --> 01:00:35,735 Oh, here we go. 1206 01:00:36,669 --> 01:00:39,205 Looks like we have our first guest to the party. 1207 01:00:41,341 --> 01:00:43,677 [suspenseful music] 1208 01:00:46,613 --> 01:00:48,148 [groans] 1209 01:00:48,281 --> 01:00:51,151 Thought you said it was a Flamingo situation and then you grabbed me. 1210 01:00:51,284 --> 01:00:54,854 -What the hell! -I thought we said, no nut shots. 1211 01:00:54,988 --> 01:00:57,891 -And I told you to protect them at all times. -[groaning] 1212 01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,326 -I found your bike by the karaoke club. -Oof. 1213 01:01:00,460 --> 01:01:02,996 Dude, did you get hit by a bum? Was that you? 1214 01:01:03,563 --> 01:01:05,365 -[groaning] -[speaks in Cantonese] 1215 01:01:06,399 --> 01:01:08,368 Hey, hey, where you going? 1216 01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:12,372 What is this place? 1217 01:01:12,839 --> 01:01:14,808 Just somewhere me and Fred get a bit of work done. 1218 01:01:14,941 --> 01:01:17,444 -Don't worry about it. -You mean where you kill people? 1219 01:01:18,311 --> 01:01:19,446 I'm sorry, what? 1220 01:01:20,613 --> 01:01:22,449 You think I am stupid like you? 1221 01:01:22,982 --> 01:01:24,284 I know what you do. 1222 01:01:24,918 --> 01:01:26,786 -Really? -Yes. 1223 01:01:27,887 --> 01:01:28,722 All right. 1224 01:01:28,855 --> 01:01:30,957 -That doesn't bother you? -[sighs] 1225 01:01:31,910 --> 01:01:33,993 No. I figured you only kill people who deserve it. 1226 01:01:34,728 --> 01:01:37,797 Oh, yeah, yeah. They, uh, they definitely all deserved it. 1227 01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:42,235 Maybe I should join you. 1228 01:01:43,570 --> 01:01:46,539 How about it, Fallon? You think I can kill someone? 1229 01:01:48,608 --> 01:01:49,776 You know what, Siu-ling? 1230 01:01:50,176 --> 01:01:51,511 With your temperament, yeah, 1231 01:01:51,644 --> 01:01:53,179 I think you probably could. [chuckles] 1232 01:01:53,913 --> 01:01:58,418 But once you go down that road, there's, there's no coming back from it, all right? 1233 01:01:58,551 --> 01:02:00,353 I don't think you want to do that. Let's go. 1234 01:02:00,754 --> 01:02:01,654 Why? 1235 01:02:02,622 --> 01:02:03,723 Are you in trouble? 1236 01:02:05,992 --> 01:02:08,795 I'm a better fighter than you. Let me help. 1237 01:02:10,764 --> 01:02:12,532 -You're not a better fighter than me. -[scoffs] 1238 01:02:12,665 --> 01:02:14,467 But you know what? You're a good friend. 1239 01:02:14,968 --> 01:02:17,570 And even though all you seem to do is scream obscenities in my face 1240 01:02:17,704 --> 01:02:19,390 and knee me in the bollocks... 1241 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,474 ...I don't want to see you get hurt. So come on. 1242 01:02:21,608 --> 01:02:23,610 -We need to go. -[claps echoing] 1243 01:02:24,310 --> 01:02:27,113 [dramatic music] 1244 01:02:27,247 --> 01:02:31,170 [Mike] Well, look who it is. Silas, The San Francisco Strangler. 1245 01:02:31,151 --> 01:02:34,220 Apparently, this Brad Pitt wannabe used to be a model, 1246 01:02:34,354 --> 01:02:37,524 but when a photographer made the fatal mistake of calling him fat, 1247 01:02:37,657 --> 01:02:40,827 Silas strangled him to death and has never looked back since. 1248 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:44,197 He's as vicious as a viper, with a grip like an anaconda. 1249 01:02:44,564 --> 01:02:48,100 Bravo. That was beautiful. 1250 01:02:48,134 --> 01:02:51,404 -Is this pok kai a friend of yours? -We're not friends yet. 1251 01:02:51,971 --> 01:02:54,941 -But it's a lovely day for it, isn't it? -Lovely day for what? 1252 01:02:55,750 --> 01:02:57,610 For choking overprivileged little piggies. 1253 01:02:59,546 --> 01:03:00,747 None of those here, mate. 1254 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,148 We both know there's at least one. 1255 01:03:02,282 --> 01:03:04,651 And I'm going to huff and puff 1256 01:03:04,784 --> 01:03:07,420 and strangle that little porky pig. 1257 01:03:07,554 --> 01:03:10,230 You know what, man? I'm not sure that's how the rhyme goes. 1258 01:03:10,156 --> 01:03:12,920 But why don't you do me a favor? 1259 01:03:12,225 --> 01:03:14,527 Take your flash *** mac and your shit jeans 1260 01:03:14,661 --> 01:03:16,463 and piss off before you get your head kicked in. 1261 01:03:16,596 --> 01:03:18,310 [gun cocks] 1262 01:03:18,164 --> 01:03:20,100 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 1263 01:03:20,533 --> 01:03:23,837 -I heard you were arrogant. -I heard you were a throbbing twat. 1264 01:03:23,970 --> 01:03:25,472 So I'm guessing both rumors were true. 1265 01:03:25,605 --> 01:03:27,674 [Poco laughs maniacally] 1266 01:03:27,807 --> 01:03:30,543 Now, now, there's no need for language like that. 1267 01:03:30,677 --> 01:03:34,914 [Mike] Which brings us back to Poco. Poco, The Killer Clown. 1268 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:36,649 Now, they say he was born in a brothel 1269 01:03:36,783 --> 01:03:38,752 and is as tightly wound as a Jack in the Box... 1270 01:03:38,885 --> 01:03:41,855 -[maniacal laughter] -...just one handle crank away from snapping. 1271 01:03:42,288 --> 01:03:44,491 I thought this guy was supposed to be an urban myth, 1272 01:03:44,624 --> 01:03:46,192 but he looks pretty real to me. 1273 01:03:46,326 --> 01:03:47,660 So now there's a clown. 1274 01:03:47,794 --> 01:03:49,396 -I don't like clowns, Fallon. -[Poco] Uh... 1275 01:03:49,529 --> 01:03:52,899 ♪ Is it something I said? I knew she was dead ♪ 1276 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:55,735 ♪ I could have just billed her Instead I just killed her ♪ 1277 01:03:55,869 --> 01:03:58,872 ♪ Oh, it's Poco Poco the Clown ♪ 1278 01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:00,740 ♪ Dee-dum, dee-dum dee-dum dee-dum ♪ 1279 01:04:00,874 --> 01:04:03,760 ♪ Bee-bumpy, bumpy bumpety-bum ♪ 1280 01:04:03,677 --> 01:04:05,679 [laughs maniacally] Bum! 1281 01:04:05,812 --> 01:04:07,947 -Oh, piss off, mate. -Oh! 1282 01:04:08,314 --> 01:04:10,550 Well, cover me in honey and release the hounds. 1283 01:04:11,510 --> 01:04:14,540 Do you know what I like to do with pesky little boys like you? 1284 01:04:15,889 --> 01:04:16,990 Beat them. 1285 01:04:17,724 --> 01:04:19,693 Yeah, I bet you do, you weirdo. 1286 01:04:19,826 --> 01:04:20,493 [gasps] 1287 01:04:20,627 --> 01:04:22,362 [whimsical music] 1288 01:04:22,495 --> 01:04:24,764 -[shushes] -Shut up. 1289 01:04:25,231 --> 01:04:26,166 Enough! 1290 01:04:26,633 --> 01:04:27,934 Get lost, clown. 1291 01:04:28,301 --> 01:04:30,360 This is my prize. 1292 01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:33,973 [whimpering] 1293 01:04:34,441 --> 01:04:35,542 [Silas] That's it. 1294 01:04:36,409 --> 01:04:38,378 [whines] 1295 01:04:38,511 --> 01:04:39,679 [Silas] Adiós. 1296 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:42,382 And for you, you're dead. 1297 01:04:42,816 --> 01:04:44,651 The same with your little girlfriend. 1298 01:04:45,251 --> 01:04:46,653 But it won't be a swift death. 1299 01:04:46,786 --> 01:04:49,789 Oh, no. It'll be nice and ***y, 1300 01:04:50,490 --> 01:04:51,758 one where I really get to know her. 1301 01:04:51,891 --> 01:04:54,461 You know the type, Fallon. I'm going to take 1302 01:04:54,594 --> 01:04:55,762 -a great-- -[grunts] 1303 01:04:55,895 --> 01:04:56,730 [thud] 1304 01:04:57,430 --> 01:05:00,834 Well, that's one less horse in the race, eh, kids. 1305 01:05:02,602 --> 01:05:05,605 So, where's the birthday boy? 1306 01:05:05,739 --> 01:05:08,141 I bet he's so excited that Poco's at his party. 1307 01:05:08,274 --> 01:05:10,810 -[thud] -Ow! Ow! Ow! 1308 01:05:10,944 --> 01:05:13,146 You are a sneaky little thing, aren't you? 1309 01:05:13,279 --> 01:05:14,781 -[grunts] -[groans] 1310 01:05:14,914 --> 01:05:17,183 [whimsical music continues] 1311 01:05:17,317 --> 01:05:19,753 [Poco sniffing deeply] 1312 01:05:23,690 --> 01:05:25,158 I think he broke my septum. 1313 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,395 [screams] 1314 01:05:28,528 --> 01:05:29,562 [groans] 1315 01:05:29,696 --> 01:05:31,197 [Poco laughs maniacally] 1316 01:05:31,331 --> 01:05:34,601 [dramatic music] 1317 01:05:35,402 --> 01:05:36,903 [laughs maniacally] 1318 01:05:39,339 --> 01:05:41,541 -[exclaims] -[grunts] 1319 01:05:42,142 --> 01:05:43,443 [groans] Bitch! 1320 01:05:43,576 --> 01:05:46,479 [screaming indistinctly] 1321 01:05:48,415 --> 01:05:50,450 [maniacal laughter] 1322 01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:53,219 [clattering] 1323 01:05:53,353 --> 01:05:56,220 [grunting and groaning] 1324 01:05:58,725 --> 01:06:00,193 [distorted laughter] 1325 01:06:00,326 --> 01:06:01,528 [Mike grunts] 1326 01:06:04,464 --> 01:06:06,232 [sighs and exclaims] 1327 01:06:06,366 --> 01:06:07,467 [laughs maniacally] 1328 01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,804 [both grunting and groaning] 1329 01:06:17,777 --> 01:06:19,546 [laughs] I almost felt that. 1330 01:06:19,946 --> 01:06:22,649 Yeah, I heard about your condition, you freak. 1331 01:06:23,316 --> 01:06:24,217 Is that true, then? 1332 01:06:24,584 --> 01:06:26,219 You really can't feel any pain? 1333 01:06:32,659 --> 01:06:36,796 [pounding] 1334 01:06:43,136 --> 01:06:44,537 None whatsoever. 1335 01:06:45,572 --> 01:06:48,975 Congenital insensitivity to pain. 1336 01:06:50,643 --> 01:06:52,412 Isn't this one for the archives? 1337 01:06:52,545 --> 01:06:54,848 [both grunting and groaning] 1338 01:07:02,956 --> 01:07:03,790 [laughs maniacally] 1339 01:07:03,923 --> 01:07:05,592 -[thud] -[groans] 1340 01:07:06,526 --> 01:07:07,460 [grunts] 1341 01:07:07,594 --> 01:07:09,596 [both grunting and groaning] 1342 01:07:09,729 --> 01:07:11,297 [glass shatters] 1343 01:07:12,732 --> 01:07:15,969 [both grunting and groaning] 1344 01:07:34,654 --> 01:07:35,789 [exclaims and grunts] 1345 01:07:35,922 --> 01:07:38,291 [both grunting and groaning] 1346 01:07:49,402 --> 01:07:51,404 [stomach rumbling] 1347 01:07:51,538 --> 01:07:52,806 God... 1348 01:07:55,709 --> 01:07:58,780 [stomach continues rumbling] 1349 01:08:01,810 --> 01:08:03,249 [grunting] 1350 01:08:03,383 --> 01:08:05,885 [chanting prayer in Italian] 1351 01:08:06,619 --> 01:08:08,822 [objects clattering] 1352 01:08:08,955 --> 01:08:12,250 [both grunting and groaning] 1353 01:08:12,525 --> 01:08:13,827 [saw whirring] 1354 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:15,962 [laughing maniacally] 1355 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:19,432 If, if you lick it, I'll let you squeeze my nerves. 1356 01:08:19,566 --> 01:08:21,340 [laughs maniacally] 1357 01:08:21,167 --> 01:08:22,168 [grunts] 1358 01:08:22,769 --> 01:08:25,271 [grunting and groaning] 1359 01:08:35,382 --> 01:08:37,250 Ooh. 1360 01:08:38,318 --> 01:08:39,190 Painful? 1361 01:08:39,152 --> 01:08:41,621 [dramatic music continues] 1362 01:08:45,959 --> 01:08:48,595 [laughs maniacally] 1363 01:08:48,728 --> 01:08:50,630 [grunts] 1364 01:08:51,631 --> 01:08:53,933 [both grunting and groaning] 1365 01:09:12,986 --> 01:09:13,787 [Siu-ling screams] 1366 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,756 [clattering] 1367 01:09:20,927 --> 01:09:23,229 [both grunting and groaning] 1368 01:09:30,303 --> 01:09:30,904 Painful? 1369 01:09:31,370 --> 01:09:32,839 -No. -[sighs] 1370 01:09:32,972 --> 01:09:35,800 [Poco groaning] 1371 01:09:36,900 --> 01:09:37,143 How about that? Come on. 1372 01:09:37,510 --> 01:09:38,712 You must have felt that one. 1373 01:09:38,845 --> 01:09:41,810 I did feel that. 1374 01:09:41,681 --> 01:09:44,500 -Hmm. -And it felt... 1375 01:09:44,684 --> 01:09:46,419 ...good. 1376 01:09:46,553 --> 01:09:47,487 [exclaims] 1377 01:09:47,620 --> 01:09:49,823 [both grunting and groaning] 1378 01:09:55,428 --> 01:09:56,363 [laughing maniacally] 1379 01:09:56,496 --> 01:09:58,998 [both grunting and groaning] 1380 01:10:03,690 --> 01:10:04,137 -Come here. -[groans] 1381 01:10:04,270 --> 01:10:06,373 [straining] 1382 01:10:06,506 --> 01:10:09,609 [laughing] 1383 01:10:09,743 --> 01:10:13,613 [chocking] Is that all you've got, you dirty pighead? 1384 01:10:13,747 --> 01:10:16,449 Oh, mercy. 1385 01:10:16,583 --> 01:10:17,951 [straining] 1386 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:19,719 [groaning in agony] 1387 01:10:19,853 --> 01:10:22,389 -[grunts] -[groans] 1388 01:10:25,792 --> 01:10:28,962 [screams] You witch! 1389 01:10:30,230 --> 01:10:32,766 [groaning] 1390 01:10:35,902 --> 01:10:39,339 What? Your little pinky hurting? 1391 01:10:40,173 --> 01:10:42,175 You're tougher than you look, you little dragon. 1392 01:10:42,308 --> 01:10:43,610 [exclaims] 1393 01:10:45,745 --> 01:10:47,414 ♪ Come on! ♪ 1394 01:10:47,947 --> 01:10:50,283 [birds tweeting] 1395 01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:51,818 ♪ Come on! ♪ 1396 01:10:53,190 --> 01:10:54,287 [glass shattering] 1397 01:10:54,821 --> 01:10:57,230 -♪ Come on! ♪ -[grunting] 1398 01:10:57,557 --> 01:11:00,827 ♪ [unintelligible] like something like this ♪ 1399 01:11:01,861 --> 01:11:04,998 -♪ Touch the... ♪ -[electricity crackles] 1400 01:11:05,965 --> 01:11:08,168 -♪ One, two, three ♪ -♪ Look at me ♪ 1401 01:11:08,301 --> 01:11:10,804 -♪ Four, five, six ♪ -♪ Got new tricks ♪ 1402 01:11:10,937 --> 01:11:12,238 Come on then. 1403 01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:15,608 -♪ Four, five, six ♪ -♪ Got new kicks ♪ 1404 01:11:16,943 --> 01:11:18,712 You ****ing mop! 1405 01:11:20,460 --> 01:11:22,148 [both straining] 1406 01:11:22,282 --> 01:11:23,216 [grunts] 1407 01:11:23,350 --> 01:11:24,851 [groans] 1408 01:11:26,186 --> 01:11:29,356 [both grunting] 1409 01:11:30,824 --> 01:11:32,826 ♪ I'm in love with the biff, bang, pow ♪ 1410 01:11:32,959 --> 01:11:34,761 ♪ Don't know when and don't know how ♪ 1411 01:11:34,894 --> 01:11:37,163 ♪ I'm in love with the biff, bang, pow ♪ 1412 01:11:37,297 --> 01:11:40,133 ♪ We just smashed the TV screen ♪ 1413 01:11:40,266 --> 01:11:42,836 [both grunting and groaning] 1414 01:11:45,472 --> 01:11:48,108 -♪ One, two, three ♪ -♪ Fuck yourselves! ♪ 1415 01:11:48,241 --> 01:11:50,210 -♪ Four, five, six ♪ -♪ Fuck yourselves! ♪ 1416 01:11:50,343 --> 01:11:52,479 -♪ One, two, three ♪ -♪ Check the crowd ♪ 1417 01:11:52,612 --> 01:11:54,981 -♪ Four, five, six ♪ -♪ Get back here... ♪ 1418 01:11:55,115 --> 01:11:57,517 [straining] 1419 01:12:07,594 --> 01:12:09,829 [panting] 1420 01:12:12,165 --> 01:12:13,660 [thud] 1421 01:12:16,302 --> 01:12:18,972 [grunting and groaning] 1422 01:12:19,105 --> 01:12:21,107 ♪ I'm in love with the biff, bang, pow ♪ 1423 01:12:21,241 --> 01:12:22,909 ♪ Don't know when and don't know how ♪ 1424 01:12:23,443 --> 01:12:25,679 ♪ I'm in love with the biff, bang, pow ♪ 1425 01:12:25,812 --> 01:12:27,414 ♪ Don't know when and don't know how ♪ 1426 01:12:27,947 --> 01:12:30,250 ♪ I'm in love with the biff, bang, pow ♪ 1427 01:12:30,383 --> 01:12:31,951 [laughing maniacally] 1428 01:12:32,419 --> 01:12:34,421 ♪ I'm in love with the biff, bang, pow ♪ 1429 01:12:34,554 --> 01:12:36,560 [groans] 1430 01:12:36,823 --> 01:12:38,892 ♪ I'm in love with the biff, bang, pow ♪ 1431 01:12:39,250 --> 01:12:40,660 ♪ Don't know when and don't know how ♪ 1432 01:12:41,161 --> 01:12:43,229 ♪ I'm in love with the biff, bang, pow ♪ 1433 01:12:43,363 --> 01:12:44,964 ♪ Don't know when and don't know how ♪ 1434 01:12:45,632 --> 01:12:48,100 -♪ I'm in love with the biff, bang, pow ♪ -[grunts] 1435 01:12:48,134 --> 01:12:49,202 [groans] 1436 01:12:53,606 --> 01:12:56,976 [breathing heavily] 1437 01:12:58,378 --> 01:13:00,280 -[whimpering] -[button clicks] 1438 01:13:00,413 --> 01:13:02,148 -Mm. -[button clicks] 1439 01:13:02,282 --> 01:13:04,217 Oh, for ****'s sakes, Fred. 1440 01:13:05,652 --> 01:13:07,520 -Ooh. -[thud] 1441 01:13:10,490 --> 01:13:11,591 Huh. 1442 01:13:12,425 --> 01:13:13,526 Nice. 1443 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:16,763 [mumbles] 1444 01:13:17,731 --> 01:13:20,660 [speaking gibberish] 1445 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,502 [ethereal music] 1446 01:13:25,205 --> 01:13:26,639 Now, that... 1447 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,542 ...that must have ****ing hurt. 1448 01:13:30,143 --> 01:13:33,113 ♪ Bup-tee-dee, bup-tee-dee ♪ 1449 01:13:34,114 --> 01:13:36,549 [groans] 1450 01:13:39,519 --> 01:13:40,620 See you. 1451 01:13:45,258 --> 01:13:48,261 Oi, dummy. Get down here. We need to go. 1452 01:13:48,695 --> 01:13:50,630 Siu-ling, you all right? 1453 01:13:51,310 --> 01:13:51,931 Where is he? 1454 01:13:52,565 --> 01:13:53,933 I choked him. 1455 01:13:54,334 --> 01:13:55,802 I think he's dead. 1456 01:13:56,469 --> 01:13:57,904 Oh, okay. Okay. 1457 01:13:58,304 --> 01:13:59,506 [sighs] 1458 01:14:00,473 --> 01:14:01,708 And how did that feel? 1459 01:14:05,779 --> 01:14:07,981 Pretty good. 1460 01:14:08,515 --> 01:14:11,918 [Dante laughing] 1461 01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:13,253 I done it. 1462 01:14:13,820 --> 01:14:15,155 I shit it out! 1463 01:14:15,288 --> 01:14:16,890 [continues laughing] 1464 01:14:17,357 --> 01:14:19,426 [dramatic music] 1465 01:14:19,559 --> 01:14:20,527 [groans] 1466 01:14:20,660 --> 01:14:21,561 No! 1467 01:14:21,695 --> 01:14:22,862 Oyumi. 1468 01:14:23,663 --> 01:14:24,898 Bollocks! 1469 01:14:27,133 --> 01:14:28,340 [grunts] 1470 01:14:29,369 --> 01:14:31,271 I'd think very hard about your next move, mate. 1471 01:14:31,738 --> 01:14:34,774 If you so much as ****ing flinch, I'll torch the both of you. 1472 01:14:35,408 --> 01:14:36,543 Why would you do that? 1473 01:14:37,100 --> 01:14:39,279 Because I'm a ****ing sore loser. That's why. 1474 01:14:39,412 --> 01:14:40,580 So it is true. 1475 01:14:41,281 --> 01:14:44,918 The famous Accident Man, once a great hunter... 1476 01:14:45,618 --> 01:14:48,588 ...has now become a bodyguard. 1477 01:14:50,724 --> 01:14:52,926 -You think you're fast enough? -Try me. 1478 01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:58,465 I could slit his throat and your little courtesan's 1479 01:14:58,598 --> 01:15:00,467 -before you could even blink. -[spits] 1480 01:15:01,868 --> 01:15:05,238 This thing spits out napalm like an 80-year-old man's piss pipe. 1481 01:15:05,372 --> 01:15:08,742 No telling where it's gonna go, but please be my guest. 1482 01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:10,810 [Oyumi laughs] 1483 01:15:11,378 --> 01:15:12,245 Come here. 1484 01:15:14,247 --> 01:15:16,649 I wonder if I could kick your ***. 1485 01:15:16,783 --> 01:15:19,419 No dirty tricks, no accidents. 1486 01:15:19,853 --> 01:15:22,255 Just you and me in a martial combat. 1487 01:15:23,156 --> 01:15:27,594 -I will **** you in the lungs, you piece of shit! -Stay out of this, Siu-ling. 1488 01:15:29,262 --> 01:15:30,230 Eh, listen, mate. 1489 01:15:30,764 --> 01:15:31,931 You want a crack at the title? 1490 01:15:32,832 --> 01:15:33,967 Be my guest. 1491 01:15:34,868 --> 01:15:36,369 You better leave him breathing, though. 1492 01:15:37,404 --> 01:15:40,273 You do that, we can go round and round right now, if you fancy it. 1493 01:15:43,543 --> 01:15:44,811 Very well. 1494 01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:47,414 This one is going nowhere. 1495 01:15:47,547 --> 01:15:49,490 [grunts] 1496 01:15:49,182 --> 01:15:51,840 [groans] 1497 01:15:51,217 --> 01:15:52,850 [body thuds] 1498 01:15:52,218 --> 01:15:55,922 [suspenseful music intensifies] 1499 01:16:02,228 --> 01:16:04,330 [dramatic music] 1500 01:16:12,238 --> 01:16:13,873 -I'll take this fool. -No. 1501 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:15,375 -[Siu-ling screams and groans] -[grunts] 1502 01:16:23,483 --> 01:16:24,851 You're gonna pay for that. 1503 01:16:25,985 --> 01:16:27,654 No, I don't think so. 1504 01:16:28,321 --> 01:16:30,423 [both grunting] 1505 01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:41,801 [both grunting and groaning] 1506 01:17:06,393 --> 01:17:07,293 [exhales] 1507 01:17:10,130 --> 01:17:12,332 [both grunting and groaning] 1508 01:17:39,859 --> 01:17:41,361 [laughs] 1509 01:17:41,795 --> 01:17:44,130 [groaning] 1510 01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:49,469 So this is what it feels like... 1511 01:17:50,904 --> 01:17:53,106 -[Mike groans, coughs] -...to be a loser. 1512 01:17:55,442 --> 01:17:56,576 [groaning] 1513 01:17:57,770 --> 01:17:58,845 Whoo! Hoo-hoo. 1514 01:18:00,313 --> 01:18:01,214 Mike-san... 1515 01:18:02,248 --> 01:18:04,584 -...are we done? -[exhales sharply] 1516 01:18:04,984 --> 01:18:06,186 [spits] 1517 01:18:06,319 --> 01:18:08,521 [panting] 1518 01:18:10,457 --> 01:18:11,458 Disappointing. 1519 01:18:12,826 --> 01:18:14,327 Uh, we ain't done, mate. 1520 01:18:16,896 --> 01:18:17,997 We ain't done. 1521 01:18:21,501 --> 01:18:22,402 You know what? 1522 01:18:25,538 --> 01:18:27,607 I never took a kicking I didn't learn from. 1523 01:18:27,741 --> 01:18:30,110 [dramatic music continues] 1524 01:18:32,379 --> 01:18:34,470 So why don't we try that again, yeah? 1525 01:18:35,482 --> 01:18:36,383 Very well. 1526 01:18:48,940 --> 01:18:49,429 Try to keep up this time. 1527 01:18:51,970 --> 01:18:53,833 [both grunting and groaning] 1528 01:19:15,955 --> 01:19:17,570 [exclaims] 1529 01:19:17,190 --> 01:19:19,492 [both grunting] 1530 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:22,228 [groans] 1531 01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:29,869 [both grunting and groaning] 1532 01:19:33,773 --> 01:19:34,908 [groans] 1533 01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:44,451 [groans] 1534 01:19:46,953 --> 01:19:49,289 [katana blade swishing] 1535 01:19:50,230 --> 01:19:52,892 [both grunting and groaning] 1536 01:19:56,620 --> 01:19:57,897 [blade clangs] 1537 01:19:58,865 --> 01:19:59,966 Game over, 1538 01:20:00,467 --> 01:20:01,501 Accident Man. 1539 01:20:07,700 --> 01:20:08,108 [groans] 1540 01:20:13,790 --> 01:20:15,115 [panting] 1541 01:20:15,248 --> 01:20:18,180 [footsteps approaching] 1542 01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:25,158 Well, that's enough of that. 1543 01:20:26,493 --> 01:20:27,727 [grunts] 1544 01:20:27,861 --> 01:20:28,995 [gun cocks] 1545 01:20:30,330 --> 01:20:31,231 Ray. 1546 01:20:33,133 --> 01:20:34,667 Ray. [groans] 1547 01:20:37,904 --> 01:20:40,340 [suspenseful music] 1548 01:20:43,430 --> 01:20:45,278 Get out here, you *******! 1549 01:20:46,713 --> 01:20:49,683 Ray, don't do him, please. What about Fred? 1550 01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:52,619 What about him? Collateral damage, eh. 1551 01:20:52,752 --> 01:20:55,722 Just like the other Oasis members back in London you murdered. 1552 01:20:55,855 --> 01:20:56,790 [groans] 1553 01:20:56,923 --> 01:20:58,525 Like you give a ****. 1554 01:20:58,992 --> 01:21:01,194 I said, get out of here, you little shit. 1555 01:21:01,695 --> 01:21:04,640 Look, I don't blame you for being pissed off at me. 1556 01:21:04,197 --> 01:21:05,932 -All right? I don't blame you-- -Pissed? 1557 01:21:06,499 --> 01:21:07,333 You ruined me. 1558 01:21:07,734 --> 01:21:09,469 Everything I worked my whole life for 1559 01:21:09,602 --> 01:21:10,637 gone because of you. 1560 01:21:11,204 --> 01:21:13,239 And once I kill this little piece of shit, 1561 01:21:13,373 --> 01:21:16,810 I won't need anybody because I'll have my millions to keep me company. 1562 01:21:16,943 --> 01:21:17,777 Yeah, maybe. 1563 01:21:17,911 --> 01:21:19,412 [panting] 1564 01:21:19,546 --> 01:21:21,648 You'll still be a miserable old *******, won't you? 1565 01:21:22,582 --> 01:21:24,551 -Yeah? -Get out of my way 1566 01:21:24,684 --> 01:21:27,454 or, I swear to God, I will blow your ****ing head apart here. 1567 01:21:27,587 --> 01:21:29,550 No, you won't. You wouldn't do it in London, 1568 01:21:29,189 --> 01:21:30,490 you're not gonna do it now, are you? 1569 01:21:30,623 --> 01:21:32,192 -Don't test me, boy. -Look, 1570 01:21:32,325 --> 01:21:33,960 I'm sorry about what happened in London, okay? 1571 01:21:34,940 --> 01:21:35,261 I'm sorry about that. 1572 01:21:35,829 --> 01:21:37,764 But you're gonna have to take some responsibility for that 1573 01:21:37,897 --> 01:21:40,834 because you're the one that brought me up since I was a kid. 1574 01:21:40,967 --> 01:21:42,369 Yet you rioted. 1575 01:21:43,336 --> 01:21:45,171 And in the words of the immortal bard, 1576 01:21:45,305 --> 01:21:46,506 "How sharper than a serpent's tooth 1577 01:21:46,639 --> 01:21:48,241 is the scorn of a thankless child." 1578 01:21:48,375 --> 01:21:50,844 Grateful is what you should be. 1579 01:21:50,977 --> 01:21:53,680 -Without me, you'd be nothing. -No, it's because of you 1580 01:21:53,813 --> 01:21:56,416 that I'm a ****ing ***hole, all right? 1581 01:21:57,550 --> 01:21:59,853 It's because of you that I don't have any mates, 1582 01:21:59,986 --> 01:22:01,554 and I keep people at a distance 1583 01:22:01,688 --> 01:22:03,890 because you brought me up to not give a shit 1584 01:22:03,223 --> 01:22:04,924 about anyone by myself, didn't you? 1585 01:22:05,580 --> 01:22:08,428 So the only reason I am the way I am is because of you. 1586 01:22:10,663 --> 01:22:11,564 And you know what? 1587 01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:13,566 Since I bumped into Fred, 1588 01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:16,169 and I found out what it's like to, to have a real mate 1589 01:22:16,302 --> 01:22:18,171 in your life, someone you actually care about, 1590 01:22:18,304 --> 01:22:21,307 it made me realize that you were full of shit. 1591 01:22:21,441 --> 01:22:23,777 -You what? -Yeah, you heard. 1592 01:22:23,910 --> 01:22:26,579 You're wrong to think that having mates around was bad for you, 1593 01:22:26,713 --> 01:22:28,281 and I was an idiot to listen to you. 1594 01:22:28,415 --> 01:22:30,350 Oh, no, no, no. You're an idiot if you don't. 1595 01:22:30,917 --> 01:22:34,200 We're killers, son. That's where it has to be. That's what it takes. 1596 01:22:35,488 --> 01:22:38,358 Is it what it takes, though? Because I know we're not meant to have 1597 01:22:38,491 --> 01:22:39,893 a moral compass and all that shit, 1598 01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:41,828 but even killers need mates, right? 1599 01:22:42,395 --> 01:22:44,597 People that you care about. You need family. 1600 01:22:44,731 --> 01:22:46,766 You need people that give a shit about you. 1601 01:22:46,900 --> 01:22:49,235 Because I'll tell you what, if you don't have that... 1602 01:22:50,937 --> 01:22:54,341 ...well, then you're gonna just be a ****ing miserable old *******, aren't you? 1603 01:22:54,474 --> 01:22:56,242 -Like you. -[gun cocks] 1604 01:22:58,211 --> 01:22:59,479 You're not gonna shoot me, Ray? 1605 01:22:59,612 --> 01:23:01,147 [panting] 1606 01:23:01,581 --> 01:23:03,450 And you're not gonna let Fred die either. 1607 01:23:06,186 --> 01:23:07,620 -[grunts] -[groans] 1608 01:23:11,910 --> 01:23:12,525 Get out of here. 1609 01:23:12,659 --> 01:23:14,761 [dramatic music] 1610 01:23:20,266 --> 01:23:21,668 [inhales sharply] 1611 01:23:23,303 --> 01:23:26,606 [dramatic music intesifies] 1612 01:23:30,977 --> 01:23:33,346 [gunshots] 1613 01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:37,717 [screams] God! 1614 01:23:37,851 --> 01:23:40,220 [mysterious music] 1615 01:23:45,792 --> 01:23:46,693 Nice speech. 1616 01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:49,629 -How long have you been working on it? -[sighs] 1617 01:23:51,498 --> 01:23:52,432 [grunts] 1618 01:23:52,565 --> 01:23:54,401 Since you threw me out of London. 1619 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:05,779 [whimpers] 1620 01:24:05,912 --> 01:24:08,481 [device hisses] 1621 01:24:09,215 --> 01:24:10,183 That was... 1622 01:24:10,984 --> 01:24:13,953 ...the only nice gift my mama ever gave me. 1623 01:24:14,921 --> 01:24:17,524 [sobbing] 1624 01:24:23,863 --> 01:24:24,764 Yeah, I know. 1625 01:24:25,732 --> 01:24:28,568 That's what we have to protect in order to keep Fred alive. 1626 01:24:29,703 --> 01:24:31,304 What a parlor wank. 1627 01:24:32,972 --> 01:24:33,873 Well... 1628 01:24:34,641 --> 01:24:36,810 ...we better get this scrote back to his mommy 1629 01:24:36,943 --> 01:24:39,879 and get our little finicky bugger back, eh? 1630 01:24:41,681 --> 01:24:43,683 [chuckles softly] Yeah. 1631 01:24:44,217 --> 01:24:46,190 Yeah. [chuckles] 1632 01:24:48,755 --> 01:24:49,422 Now, 1633 01:24:49,889 --> 01:24:51,758 we can't send you back to your old dear 1634 01:24:51,891 --> 01:24:53,360 covered in your own shit and [unintelligible] 1635 01:24:53,493 --> 01:24:55,428 can we now, you abominable creature? 1636 01:24:55,795 --> 01:24:58,498 Get yourself cleaned up and put on a ****ing suit. 1637 01:24:59,866 --> 01:25:01,735 Oh, no, those are Fred's suits. 1638 01:25:03,360 --> 01:25:03,737 Really? 1639 01:25:03,870 --> 01:25:04,938 [Siu-ling] Fallon? 1640 01:25:05,710 --> 01:25:06,873 Shit! Siu-ling? 1641 01:25:09,376 --> 01:25:10,477 Siu-ling. 1642 01:25:10,910 --> 01:25:11,811 You okay? 1643 01:25:12,946 --> 01:25:14,800 My head hurts. 1644 01:25:14,547 --> 01:25:16,820 What happened to that pok kai? 1645 01:25:16,216 --> 01:25:17,830 [gasps] 1646 01:25:18,251 --> 01:25:21,588 That's a ****ing horror show. Did you do that? 1647 01:25:22,188 --> 01:25:23,890 Yeah. 1648 01:25:23,990 --> 01:25:25,558 Well, kind of. 1649 01:25:25,692 --> 01:25:28,461 Not bad. Not bad. 1650 01:25:29,329 --> 01:25:30,897 What happened to your face? 1651 01:25:31,498 --> 01:25:33,800 [suspenseful music] 1652 01:25:40,473 --> 01:25:41,274 [car engine stops] 1653 01:25:41,408 --> 01:25:43,900 Be nice to your mom. 1654 01:25:43,143 --> 01:25:44,511 [speaks in Italian] 1655 01:25:45,178 --> 01:25:47,280 My mom is gonna be so angry 1656 01:25:47,414 --> 01:25:49,182 when she finds out how you treat me. 1657 01:25:49,616 --> 01:25:51,351 You and your assassin friends 1658 01:25:51,484 --> 01:25:53,853 kicking me around like a ****ing football. 1659 01:25:53,987 --> 01:25:55,655 I reckon she'd be more angry about the fact 1660 01:25:55,789 --> 01:25:58,858 that you shit yourself live on CCTV, don't you? 1661 01:25:58,992 --> 01:26:00,326 Show her footage, if you want. 1662 01:26:00,460 --> 01:26:02,629 -You wouldn't dare. -Wouldn't I? 1663 01:26:03,630 --> 01:26:04,297 Anyway, calm down. 1664 01:26:04,431 --> 01:26:06,320 Don't want you shitting yourself again. 1665 01:26:06,633 --> 01:26:09,690 [dramatic music] 1666 01:26:12,372 --> 01:26:15,241 [Mrs. Zuuzer] We feared the worst after we lost the signal. 1667 01:26:16,209 --> 01:26:19,746 Well, your little soldier was a big boy and, uh, went potty, didn't you? 1668 01:26:19,879 --> 01:26:22,449 Can you please do something about him? 1669 01:26:22,582 --> 01:26:24,217 Look at the ****ing state of me. 1670 01:26:24,351 --> 01:26:25,618 Since we are here, I presume 1671 01:26:25,752 --> 01:26:28,455 you have taken care of all our problems. 1672 01:26:28,588 --> 01:26:30,890 Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? 1673 01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:33,760 -Ciao, Mama. -Ciao, Dante. 1674 01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:35,729 -Well-- -Mama! 1675 01:26:35,862 --> 01:26:36,930 Tito! 1676 01:26:37,464 --> 01:26:38,998 Another word from you, figlio, 1677 01:26:39,132 --> 01:26:40,867 and I will take care of you myself. 1678 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:44,971 I'm sure that nine million euros would help me with my grief. 1679 01:26:46,439 --> 01:26:47,741 So? 1680 01:26:48,274 --> 01:26:50,810 Well, thanks to me, he's safe as houses. 1681 01:26:50,944 --> 01:26:52,212 Now, we've got rid of that tracking device, 1682 01:26:52,345 --> 01:26:55,115 and those assassins have popped their clogs. 1683 01:26:55,248 --> 01:26:56,216 All of them? 1684 01:26:56,349 --> 01:26:57,717 That one we know about, yeah. 1685 01:26:57,851 --> 01:26:59,152 What about the others? 1686 01:26:59,285 --> 01:27:00,620 I can't worry about things 1687 01:27:00,754 --> 01:27:03,656 we don't know about yet, can I, you stupid book? 1688 01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:07,894 I have to say I'm impressed, Mr. Fallon. 1689 01:27:08,828 --> 01:27:11,865 For a man who we only trusted to crash a car or two, 1690 01:27:11,998 --> 01:27:13,666 you have truly outdone yourself. 1691 01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:15,702 So bravo to you, signore. 1692 01:27:15,835 --> 01:27:17,237 You know what, Mrs. Zuuzer, 1693 01:27:17,370 --> 01:27:20,540 hearing you say that makes everything worthwhile. 1694 01:27:20,674 --> 01:27:23,430 [chuckles] Sarcasm suits you, 1695 01:27:23,176 --> 01:27:25,545 but your egotism will be the death of you. 1696 01:27:25,679 --> 01:27:27,180 I'll be sure to see to that 1697 01:27:27,313 --> 01:27:30,160 if I ever see your face again. 1698 01:27:30,383 --> 01:27:31,451 I've heard that one before. 1699 01:27:31,584 --> 01:27:32,919 I do not doubt it. 1700 01:27:34,954 --> 01:27:36,556 How are we doing, Finicky? 1701 01:27:37,190 --> 01:27:38,910 All right, Mike. 1702 01:27:39,159 --> 01:27:40,694 Nice weekend? 1703 01:27:41,628 --> 01:27:43,630 Not really, mate, no. 1704 01:27:43,897 --> 01:27:46,660 So, uh, should we get on with it? 1705 01:27:46,199 --> 01:27:50,937 [stutters] What, he, what, he just gets to leave, does he, huh? 1706 01:27:51,710 --> 01:27:52,639 This ****ing ape? 1707 01:27:52,772 --> 01:27:54,941 He, uh, he, he beat me like a dog. 1708 01:27:55,750 --> 01:27:57,100 He abused me, threatened to kill me. 1709 01:27:57,143 --> 01:27:58,912 He said some pretty ****ing terrible things 1710 01:27:59,450 --> 01:28:00,914 -about you as well by the wa-- -[Mrs. Zuuzer] Basta! 1711 01:28:02,150 --> 01:28:02,916 Cuccia! 1712 01:28:05,618 --> 01:28:06,820 Come on. 1713 01:28:07,454 --> 01:28:08,221 Come on, Fred. 1714 01:28:08,355 --> 01:28:10,523 [tense music] 1715 01:28:10,657 --> 01:28:12,659 What are you looking at, you ****ing pleb? 1716 01:28:15,495 --> 01:28:16,596 You all right, mate? 1717 01:28:17,300 --> 01:28:17,931 Yeah? 1718 01:28:18,565 --> 01:28:19,966 We'll call it a day, then, yeah? 1719 01:28:20,100 --> 01:28:22,836 We had an agreement, which I'll honor, 1720 01:28:22,969 --> 01:28:25,380 but show me the respect I deserve. 1721 01:28:25,171 --> 01:28:26,539 Leave this island, 1722 01:28:26,906 --> 01:28:30,443 and go and play with your little mishaps elsewhere. 1723 01:28:30,577 --> 01:28:31,845 Be happy to. 1724 01:28:33,513 --> 01:28:34,647 Come on, Fred. 1725 01:28:35,949 --> 01:28:38,451 What? That's it? What, you're gonna let him walk away? 1726 01:28:39,219 --> 01:28:41,621 Yeah, yeah bye, you ****ing twat! 1727 01:28:41,755 --> 01:28:46,693 -[speaking Italian] -[mumbling] Mama... 1728 01:28:46,826 --> 01:28:48,661 [Fred panting] 1729 01:28:48,795 --> 01:28:50,697 Ray, what are you doing here? 1730 01:28:51,164 --> 01:28:53,666 -Did you get my note? -Yeah, he got the note. 1731 01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:56,136 Glad to see you made an effort, Fred. 1732 01:28:56,569 --> 01:28:57,637 Anyway, first things first. 1733 01:28:58,380 --> 01:28:59,839 Let's see if your Savile Row skills 1734 01:28:59,973 --> 01:29:01,241 are up to scratch, shall we? 1735 01:29:01,374 --> 01:29:03,430 Oh, is this one of mine? 1736 01:29:03,710 --> 01:29:05,845 -[beeping] -Fuck you! 1737 01:29:09,482 --> 01:29:12,585 [all cheering, laughing] 1738 01:29:12,719 --> 01:29:13,720 -Yes! -[Mike] I can't believe that. 1739 01:29:13,853 --> 01:29:15,155 I told you it'd work. 1740 01:29:15,288 --> 01:29:17,230 Mate, I thought it was a crap idea, 1741 01:29:17,157 --> 01:29:18,925 but that scored like bleedin' Beckham 1742 01:29:19,590 --> 01:29:20,760 I'll never doubt you again, buddy. 1743 01:29:20,894 --> 01:29:22,128 [both laugh] 1744 01:29:22,262 --> 01:29:24,164 Not just a hatrack, eh, Mike. [laughs] 1745 01:29:24,297 --> 01:29:25,298 [Mike] No, mate. 1746 01:29:30,270 --> 01:29:31,571 [all laugh] 1747 01:29:31,705 --> 01:29:33,673 All right, get in, lads. Get in. 1748 01:29:34,140 --> 01:29:35,475 [all cheer] 1749 01:29:35,608 --> 01:29:36,843 [camera shutter clicks] 1750 01:29:38,378 --> 01:29:40,547 And then she fell off her barstool. 1751 01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:42,849 [all laugh] 1752 01:29:43,817 --> 01:29:46,953 Hey, Fred, there's someone here to see you. 1753 01:29:47,620 --> 01:29:48,755 It's me, Leylo. 1754 01:29:48,888 --> 01:29:50,724 [gentle music] 1755 01:29:50,857 --> 01:29:52,192 [Leylo] Is that really you, Fred? 1756 01:29:53,827 --> 01:29:55,795 -Oh, my dear, sweet friend. -Ooh. 1757 01:29:55,929 --> 01:29:57,364 -[Mike laughs] -Come here. 1758 01:29:59,499 --> 01:30:01,501 Oh, **** me sideways. 1759 01:30:01,634 --> 01:30:03,303 [rock music] 1760 01:30:03,436 --> 01:30:05,238 [Mike] So Fred finally met the love of his life, 1761 01:30:05,372 --> 01:30:07,240 and they lived happily ever after. 1762 01:30:07,374 --> 01:30:10,477 [chuckles] Did they? Bollocks! Lasted about a fortnight. 1763 01:30:10,610 --> 01:30:13,913 And when she realized Fred was a stone-cold killer, she scapered. 1764 01:30:14,470 --> 01:30:17,650 He got over it, though. Big Ray decided to put his differences aside. 1765 01:30:17,784 --> 01:30:19,953 And with the nine million from the Zuuzer job, 1766 01:30:20,860 --> 01:30:22,155 we parlayed that into a new outfit 1767 01:30:22,288 --> 01:30:23,757 and the world was our oyster. 1768 01:30:24,124 --> 01:30:25,825 So, it was on to the next chapter, 1769 01:30:26,192 --> 01:30:27,761 which, for a guy like me, 1770 01:30:27,894 --> 01:30:30,130 is probably gonna be a ****ing belter. 1771 01:30:30,263 --> 01:30:33,366 ["Gimme Your Love" by Atomic] 1772 01:30:37,604 --> 01:30:39,773 [Mike] Flaming! Flamingo! 1773 01:30:42,976 --> 01:30:44,544 [Ray screaming] 1774 01:30:44,678 --> 01:30:47,380 ♪ I saw her smiling My knees got weak ♪ 1775 01:30:47,514 --> 01:30:51,618 ♪ I feel like the beast that's ready to breed ♪ 1776 01:30:51,751 --> 01:30:54,487 ♪ I should have known you're the best I've seen ♪ 1777 01:30:54,621 --> 01:30:58,458 ♪ Oh, my God this can't be real ♪ 1778 01:30:58,591 --> 01:31:00,894 ♪ All I want is somebody like you... ♪ 1779 01:31:01,270 --> 01:31:03,797 [Dante out of tune] ♪ And you can be [inaudible] ♪ 1780 01:31:03,930 --> 01:31:05,865 ♪ ...is three words from you ♪ 1781 01:31:06,332 --> 01:31:08,435 -[Yendi yells] -♪ Gimme your love ♪ 1782 01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:13,640 [Silas laughs] 1783 01:31:13,773 --> 01:31:15,975 ♪ Gimme your love ♪ 1784 01:31:17,777 --> 01:31:20,480 [Poco laughing maniacally] 1785 01:31:20,613 --> 01:31:22,916 ♪ Just gimme your love ♪ 1786 01:31:23,717 --> 01:31:26,252 [Oyumi exclaims, laughs] 1787 01:31:27,687 --> 01:31:29,622 ♪ Just gimme your love ♪ 1788 01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:31,224 [Mrs. Zuuzer] Quiet! 1789 01:31:35,595 --> 01:31:39,432 [Armando speaks unintelligibly] 1790 01:32:16,636 --> 01:32:19,472 ["Mass Produce Your Revolution" by Feral Vices] 1791 01:32:41,361 --> 01:32:43,463 ♪ Everybody's got something to say ♪ 1792 01:32:43,596 --> 01:32:45,732 ♪ They're pulling out their dossiers ♪ 1793 01:32:45,865 --> 01:32:47,534 ♪ They've really only thought halfway ♪ 1794 01:32:47,667 --> 01:32:50,303 ♪ But they have got a public to sway ♪ 1795 01:32:50,437 --> 01:32:52,472 ♪ All you've gotta do is nail your cadence ♪ 1796 01:32:52,605 --> 01:32:54,674 ♪ They'll put you on the national stations ♪ 1797 01:32:54,808 --> 01:32:56,609 ♪ With all of the other sensations ♪ 1798 01:32:56,743 --> 01:32:59,450 ♪ But now we've got a situation ♪ 1799 01:32:59,179 --> 01:33:01,548 ♪ Every time you lose your patience ♪ 1800 01:33:01,681 --> 01:33:03,950 -♪ I've got, I've got ♪ -♪ My resolution ♪ 1801 01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:06,252 -♪ We've got, we've got ♪ -♪ Our execution ♪ 1802 01:33:06,386 --> 01:33:07,987 -♪ You've got, you've got ♪ -♪ You've got ♪ 1803 01:33:08,121 --> 01:33:10,457 ♪ To mass produce your revolution ♪ 1804 01:33:10,590 --> 01:33:12,826 -♪ I've got, I've got ♪ -♪ My resolution ♪ 1805 01:33:12,959 --> 01:33:15,261 -♪ We've got, we've got ♪ -♪ Our execution ♪ 1806 01:33:15,395 --> 01:33:16,996 -♪ You've got, you've got ♪ -♪ You've got ♪ 1807 01:33:17,130 --> 01:33:19,432 ♪ To mass produce your revolution ♪ 1808 01:33:19,566 --> 01:33:21,601 ♪ Here we are living rag and bone ♪ 1809 01:33:21,735 --> 01:33:24,370 ♪ And you're living in your model home ♪ 1810 01:33:24,170 --> 01:33:25,538 ♪ With everything covered in chrome ♪ 1811 01:33:25,672 --> 01:33:28,441 ♪ Sitting on top of your marble throne ♪ 1812 01:33:28,575 --> 01:33:30,510 ♪ Well, isn't that a beautiful fragrance ♪ 1813 01:33:30,643 --> 01:33:32,679 ♪ That you'll sell to all your patrons ♪ 1814 01:33:32,812 --> 01:33:34,981 ♪ And then you'll make a tiny donation ♪ 1815 01:33:35,115 --> 01:33:37,150 ♪ But now we've got a situation ♪ 1816 01:33:37,283 --> 01:33:39,619 ♪ Every time you lose your patience♪ 1817 01:33:39,753 --> 01:33:41,855 -♪ I've got, I've got ♪ -♪ My resolution ♪ 1818 01:33:41,988 --> 01:33:44,357 -♪ We've got, we've got ♪ -♪ Our execution ♪ 1819 01:33:44,491 --> 01:33:46,920 -♪ You've got, you've got ♪ -♪ You've got ♪ 1820 01:33:46,226 --> 01:33:48,628 ♪ To mass produce your revolution ♪ 1821 01:33:48,762 --> 01:33:50,730 -♪ I've got, I've got ♪ -♪ My resolution ♪ 1822 01:33:50,864 --> 01:33:53,333 -♪ We've got, we've got ♪ -♪ Our execution ♪ 1823 01:33:53,466 --> 01:33:55,680 -♪ You've got, you've got ♪ -♪ You've got ♪ 1824 01:33:55,201 --> 01:33:57,570 ♪ To mass produce your revolution ♪ 1825 01:33:57,704 --> 01:34:02,142 ♪ We don't get cash When we get paid ♪ 1826 01:34:02,275 --> 01:34:06,513 ♪ We get dental, health and life as a trade ♪ 1827 01:34:06,646 --> 01:34:11,151 ♪ Everyone's telling me that no one is safe ♪ 1828 01:34:11,284 --> 01:34:13,386 ♪ I think I'll run away ♪ 1829 01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:16,356 ♪ I think I'll run away ♪ 1830 01:34:33,640 --> 01:34:36,743 -♪ I've got, I've got ♪ -♪ My resolution ♪ 1831 01:34:37,177 --> 01:34:39,120 ♪ Our execution ♪ 1832 01:34:39,379 --> 01:34:42,549 ♪ You've got to mass produce your revolution ♪ 1833 01:34:42,682 --> 01:34:44,784 -♪ I've got, I've got ♪ -♪ My resolution ♪ 1834 01:34:44,918 --> 01:34:47,287 -♪ We've got, we've got ♪ -♪ Our execution ♪ 1835 01:34:47,420 --> 01:34:48,822 -♪ You've got, you've got ♪ -♪ You've got ♪ 1836 01:34:48,955 --> 01:34:51,524 ♪ To mass produce your revolution ♪ 1837 01:34:51,658 --> 01:34:53,760 -♪ I've got, I've got ♪ -♪ My resolution ♪ 1838 01:34:53,893 --> 01:34:56,290 -♪ We've got, we've got ♪ -♪ Our execution ♪ 1839 01:34:56,162 --> 01:34:57,764 -♪ You've got, you've got ♪ -♪ You've got ♪ 1840 01:34:57,897 --> 01:35:00,667 ♪ To mass produce your revolution ♪