1 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:51,384 Oh, I come from a land From a faraway place 2 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:54,721 Where the caravan camels roam 3 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:58,625 Where it's flat and immense And the heat is intense 4 00:00:58,658 --> 00:01:02,228 It's barbaric, but hey, it's home 5 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:05,799 When the wind's from the east And the sun's from the west 6 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:09,350 And the sand in the glass is right 7 00:01:09,350 --> 00:01:13,573 Come on down, stop on by Hop a carpet and fly 8 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:17,811 To another Arabian night 9 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:21,648 Arabian nights 10 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:25,385 Like Arabian days 11 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:29,255 More often than not Are hotter than hot 12 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:32,959 In a lot of good ways 13 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:36,463 Arabian nights 14 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:40,300 'Neath Arabian moons 15 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:44,437 A fool off his guard Could fall and fall hard 16 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:49,442 Out there on the dunes 17 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:56,516 Ah, salaam and good evening to you, worthy friend. 18 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:58,918 Please, please, come closer. 19 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:01,421 Too close. A little too close. 20 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,123 There. 21 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,525 Welcome to Agrabah, 22 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:09,829 city of mystery, of enchantment, 23 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,965 and the finest merchandise this side of the River Jordan, 24 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,000 on sale today. Come on down. 25 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,769 Look at this. Yes. 26 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:19,739 Combination hookah and coffeemaker. Also makes julienne fries. 27 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:22,108 Will not break. Will not... 28 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:23,677 It broke. 29 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:26,446 Ohh! Look at this. 30 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:29,382 I have never seen one of these intact before. 31 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:31,384 This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. 32 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:35,155 Listen. Ah, still good. 33 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,656 Wait. Don't go. 34 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:40,660 I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. 35 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:45,265 I think, then, you would be most rewarded to consider this. 36 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:48,835 Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. 37 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,571 Like so many things, it is not what is outside, 38 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:54,407 but what is inside that counts. 39 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:56,309 This is no ordinary lamp. 40 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:59,212 It once changed the course of a young man's life. 41 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:03,516 A young man who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. 42 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:06,219 A diamond in the rough. 43 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:08,488 Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? 44 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:12,492 It begins on a dark night, 45 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,730 where a dark man waits 46 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:20,467 with a dark purpose. 47 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:24,938 (HORSE NICKERS) 48 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:27,273 You are late. 49 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:30,210 A thousand apologies, O patient one. 50 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,444 You have it, then? 51 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:35,215 I had to slit a few throats, but I got it. 52 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,217 Ah-ah-ahhh. 53 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,885 The treasure. 54 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,420 Ow! 55 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:45,625 Trust me, my pungent friend. 56 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:49,696 - You'll get what's coming to you. - What's coming to you. Awk! 57 00:03:56,569 --> 00:04:00,173 Quickly! Follow the trail. 58 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:06,120 Faster. 59 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,886 (HORSE NEIGHS) 60 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:18,925 (WIND HOWLING) 61 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:29,436 JAFAR: At last, after all my years of searching, 62 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,838 the Cave of Wonders. 63 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:34,700 Awk. Cave of Wonders. 64 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:36,776 By Allah. 65 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:41,140 Now, remember. Bring me the lamp. 66 00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:45,585 The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine. 67 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,688 (CHUCKLES) 68 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:51,591 Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp. 69 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:54,594 Jeez, where'd you dig this bozo up? 70 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:57,163 Shh. 71 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:04,104 (ECHOING RUMBLE) 72 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:13,780 - Who disturbs my slumber? - (THIEF GASPS) 73 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:19,190 It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief. 74 00:05:19,190 --> 00:05:20,887 Know this. 75 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:23,990 Only one may enter here, 76 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:27,394 one whose worth lies far within. 77 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:30,897 A diamond in the rough. 78 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:34,670 What are you waiting for? Go on. 79 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:41,341 (BEAST SIGHING) 80 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,483 - (ROARING) - (SCREAMING) 81 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,753 No! 82 00:05:53,753 --> 00:06:00,393 Seek thee out the diamond in the rough. 83 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:04,464 (COUGHING) 84 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:07,934 I can't believe it. I just don't believe it. 85 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:12,339 We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp. 86 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:17,344 Just forget it. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm moulting. 87 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:21,348 Patience, Iago. Patience. 88 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:25,850 Gazeem was obviously less than worthy. 89 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:27,354 Oh, there's a big surprise. 90 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:32,920 I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise. 91 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:36,629 What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big... 92 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:38,965 Yes. 93 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:42,135 Only one may enter. 94 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,537 I must find this one, this... 95 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:47,640 Diamond in the rough. 96 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:50,577 MAN: Stop! Thief! 97 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:54,247 I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat. 98 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,883 All this for a loaf of bread? 99 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,852 Whoa! 100 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,556 (SCREAMING) 101 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:11,831 - GUARD: There he is! - You won't get away so easy! 102 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:13,900 You think that was easy? 103 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,468 (GIGGLING) 104 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:18,171 You two, over that way, and you, follow me. 105 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,507 - We'll find him. - Morning, ladies. 106 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:24,477 Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin? 107 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:27,847 Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught. 108 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,616 - Gotcha. - I'm in trouble. 109 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,840 And this time... 110 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:32,952 (MONKEY SQUEAKING) 111 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,854 Perfect timing, Abu, as usual. 112 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:37,691 - Abu. - Come on. Let's get outta here. 113 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:40,493 (SINGING) Gotta keep one jump Ahead of the bread line 114 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,429 One swing ahead of the sword 115 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,964 I steal only what I can't afford 116 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,366 That's everything 117 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:48,368 One jump ahead of the lawmen 118 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:50,337 That's all, and that's no joke 119 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:53,740 These guys don't appreciate I'm broke 120 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,875 - Riffraff - BOTH: Street rat 121 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,844 - GUARD: Scoundrel - MAN: Take that 122 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:01,881 Just a little snack, guys 123 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:05,885 Rip him open Take it back, guys 124 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:07,721 I can take a hint Gotta face the facts 125 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,889 - You're my only friend, Abu - WOMEN: Who? 126 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:13,727 Oh, it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom 127 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:17,564 He's become a one-man rise in crime 128 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:21,468 I'd blame parents Except he hasn't got 'em 129 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,236 Gotta eat to live Gotta steal to eat 130 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,572 Tell you all about it When I got the time 131 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:29,409 One jump ahead of the slowpokes One skip ahead of my doom 132 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,811 Next time gonna use a nom de plume 133 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:33,413 There he is 134 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:37,384 One jump ahead of the hit men One hit ahead of the flock 135 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:40,787 I think I'll take a stroll Around the block 136 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,230 - MAN: Stop, thief - Vandal 137 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:44,858 - Abu - Scandal 138 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:49,162 Let's not be too hasty 139 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:53,990 Still I think he's rather tasty 140 00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:55,680 Gotta eat to live Gotta steal to eat 141 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:56,569 Otherwise we'd get along 142 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,638 GUARDS: Wrong 143 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,940 MAIN GUARD: Get him! 144 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,482 He's got a sword! 145 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:13,386 You idiots. We've all got swords. 146 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,255 (GROANING) 147 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,280 - One jump ahead of the hoof beats - Vandal! 148 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,863 - One hop ahead of the hump - Street rat! 149 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,799 - One trick ahead of disaster - Scoundrel! 150 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,734 They're quick, but I'm much faster 151 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,369 Here goes, better throw my hand in 152 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:33,340 Wish me happy landin' All I gotta do is jump 153 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,177 (SCREAMING) 154 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,981 GUARDS: Yuck! Oy! 155 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,156 And now, esteemed effendi, we feast. All right. 156 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,158 ABU: Yum, yum! 157 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,268 Uh-oh. 158 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,876 (SIGHS) 159 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:18,651 Here. Go on. Take it. 160 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,787 (GIGGLING) 161 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,393 (GROANS) 162 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:36,903 Ah, don't. Huh? 163 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:45,111 On his way to the palace, I suppose. 164 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:48,314 Another suitor for the princess. 165 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,483 - (GIGGLING) - (WOMAN SCREAMS) 166 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:54,540 - (WHINNYING) - Out of my way, you filthy brats. 167 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:55,221 Hey! 168 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:58,224 If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners. 169 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:02,620 Oh. I'll teach you some manners. 170 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,197 (MEN LAUGH) 171 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,199 (GRIMACING) 172 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,801 Look at that, Abu. 173 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:11,370 It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends. 174 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,572 CROWD: Ooh! 175 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,208 You are a worthless street rat. 176 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:18,845 You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, 177 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:22,382 and only your fleas will mourn you. 178 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,530 I'm not worthless. 179 00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:29,689 And I don't have fleas. 180 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:35,662 (SIGHS) Come on, Abu. Let's go home. 181 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:45,271 (SINGING) Riffraff, street rat 182 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:48,800 I don't buy that 183 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:52,545 If only they'd look closer 184 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,749 Would they see a poor boy? 185 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,851 No, siree 186 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,123 They'd find out 187 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:07,127 There's so much more 188 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:13,366 To me 189 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:19,272 (SIGHS) Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. 190 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:22,242 We'll be rich, live in a palace, 191 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,911 and never have any problems at all. 192 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,947 (ROOSTERS CROWING) 193 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,840 I've never been so insulted. 194 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,221 Oh, Prince Achmed. You're not leaving so soon, are you? 195 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,590 Good luck marrying her off. 196 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,527 Oh! Jasmine. 197 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:45,532 Jasmine! 198 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,901 - Jasmine! - (SNARLING) 199 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,403 Confound it, Rajah. 200 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:56,176 So, this is why Prince Achmed stormed out. 201 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,844 Oh, Father. 202 00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:00,680 Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? 203 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,949 You were just playing with that overdressed, 204 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,752 self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you? 205 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,554 (BOTH LAUGHING) 206 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,856 (CLEARS THROAT) 207 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:14,361 Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call. 208 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:18,310 The law says you must be married to a prince 209 00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:20,200 by your next birthday. 210 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,768 The law is wrong. 211 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:24,204 You've only got three more days. 212 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:27,841 Father, I hate being forced into this. 213 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:31,378 If I do marry, I want it to be for love. 214 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,113 Jasmine, 215 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,916 it's not only this law. 216 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:42,722 I'm not going to be around forever, and, well, I... 217 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:47,327 I just want to make sure you're taken care of. 218 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,828 Provided for. 219 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,640 Please try to understand. 220 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:55,735 I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends. 221 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:56,903 (GRUMBLES) 222 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,972 Except you, Rajah. 223 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,976 I've never even been outside the palace walls. 224 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,712 But, Jasmine, you're a princess. 225 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:08,581 Then maybe I don't want to be a princess any more. 226 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,551 Oooh! I... I... 227 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,888 Allah forbid you should have any daughters. 228 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,756 Hmm? 229 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,937 I don't know where she gets it from. 230 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:34,374 Her mother wasn't nearly so picky. 231 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,711 Oh! Ah, Jafar. 232 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,547 My most trusted advisor. 233 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,416 I am in desperate need of your wisdom. 234 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,453 My life is but to serve you, my lord. 235 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:50,790 It's this suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. 236 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:54,260 - I'm at my wit's end. - Awk! Wit's end! 237 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,463 (LAUGHING) Oh! 238 00:14:56,463 --> 00:15:00,300 - Have a cracker, pretty Polly. - (JAFAR LAUGHS) 239 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,970 Your Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals. 240 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,538 (GRUMBLES) 241 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:09,709 Now, then, perhaps I can divine a solution 242 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,745 to this thorny problem. 243 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,580 If anyone can help, it's you. 244 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:18,485 But it would require the use of the mystic blue diamond. 245 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:21,721 Oh. Uh, my ring? 246 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,900 But it's been in the family for years. 247 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,494 It is necessary to find the princess a suitor. 248 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,596 Don't worry. 249 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:35,735 Everything will be fine. 250 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,937 The diamond. 251 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,340 Here, Jafar. 252 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,100 Whatever you need will be fine. 253 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,646 You are most gracious, my liege. 254 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:50,517 Now, run along and play with your little toys, hmm? 255 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:54,888 Yes. That will be pretty good. 256 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,900 (SPITS, COUGHS) 257 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,426 I can't take it any more! 258 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:05,565 If I gotta choke down on one more of those mouldy, disgusting crackers... 259 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,801 Bam! Whack! 260 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,536 Calm yourself, Iago. 261 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,370 Then I'd grab him around the head. Whack! 262 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:15,442 Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit. 263 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:21,470 And then I stuff the crackers down his throat. Ha, ha! 264 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,732 (WHINING) 265 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:41,568 Oh, I'm sorry, Rajah. 266 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:45,872 But I can't stay here and have my life lived for me. 267 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,742 I'll miss you. 268 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,650 (WHIMPERS) 269 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,530 Good bye. 270 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,295 (VENDORS CALLING OUT) 271 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,198 Okay, Abu. Go. 272 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:17,270 Try this. Your taste buds will dance and sing. 273 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,272 (SQUEAKING) 274 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,750 - Get your paws off that. - (TAUNTING) 275 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,443 Why, you... 276 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:27,580 Get away from here, you cursed, filthy ape! 277 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,617 Good bye. 278 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,553 - Nice going, Abu. - (COOING) 279 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,655 Breakfast is served. 280 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:44,640 Pretty lady, buy a pot. No finer pot in brass or silver. 281 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,599 Sugar dates. Sugar dates and figs. 282 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,968 Sugar dates and pistachios. 283 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,804 Would the lady like a necklace? 284 00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:53,139 A pretty necklace for a pretty lady. 285 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,741 Fresh fish! 286 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,142 We catch 'em, you buy 'em! 287 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:58,345 Oh, no. I don't think so. 288 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,113 - Oh! - (GULPING) 289 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,482 - Excuse me. - (GULPS) 290 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,351 (BELCHES) 291 00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:09,189 I'm really very sorry. 292 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,920 Wow. 293 00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:18,898 Uh-oh. 294 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,501 Hello? Hello? 295 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,840 Oh, you must be hungry. 296 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,108 Here you go. 297 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:31,611 You'd better be able to pay for that. 298 00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:34,814 - Pay? - No one steals from my cart. 299 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,784 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I don't have any money. 300 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,519 - Thief! - Please... 301 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,355 If you let me go to the palace, I can get some from the sultan. 302 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:45,492 Do you know what the penalty is for stealing? 303 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,494 No! No, please! 304 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:51,197 Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. 305 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,699 I've been looking all over for you. 306 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,300 - What are you doing? - Just play along. 307 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,936 You, uh, know this girl? 308 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,973 Sadly, yes. She is my sister. 309 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,508 She's a little crazy. 310 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,344 She said she knew the sultan. 311 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,800 She thinks the monkey is the sultan. 312 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:12,786 O wise Sultan, how may I serve you? 313 00:19:12,786 --> 00:19:16,189 (GIBBERISH) 314 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,358 Tragic, isn't it? 315 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,660 But no harm done. 316 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,363 Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor. 317 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,732 Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you? 318 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:29,502 No, no, no. Not that one. Come on, Sultan. 319 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,704 (GIBBERING) 320 00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:32,272 (GASPING) 321 00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:34,808 Huh? What? 322 00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:37,610 Come back here, you little thieves! 323 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,780 (EXPLOSION) 324 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,584 With all due respect, Your Rottenness, 325 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:47,921 couldn't we just wait for a real storm? 326 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:50,724 Save your breath, Iago. Faster. 327 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,893 Yes, O mighty evil one. 328 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,628 (PANTING) 329 00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,666 Part, sands of time. 330 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:03,670 Reveal to me the one who can enter the cave. 331 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:07,273 Yes! Yes! 332 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,776 There he is. 333 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,178 My diamond in the rough. 334 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:16,820 That's him? That's the clown we've been waitin' for? 335 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:22,655 Let's have the guards extend him an invitation to the palace, shall we? 336 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,457 Swell. 337 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,725 (COUGHS) 338 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,827 (SINISTER LAUGHTER) 339 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,970 Almost there. 340 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:41,508 I want to thank you for stopping that man. 341 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,843 Uh, forget it. 342 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:48,114 So, this is your first time in the marketplace, huh? 343 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,252 Is it that obvious? 344 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:55,321 Well, you do kind of stand out. 345 00:20:56,656 --> 00:21:00,860 I mean, uh, you don't seem to know how dangerous Agrabah can be. 346 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,164 Hmm. I'm a fast learner. 347 00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:06,990 Wow. 348 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,134 (CHUCKLING) Hey. 349 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,205 Come on. This way. 350 00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:15,750 Whoa. Watch your head there. 351 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:16,609 Be careful. 352 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,678 Is this where you live? 353 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:22,182 Yep. Just me and Abu. Come and go as we please. 354 00:21:22,182 --> 00:21:24,170 That sounds fabulous. 355 00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:28,655 Well, it's not much, but it's got a great view. 356 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:32,125 Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh? 357 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,195 Oh, it's wonderful. 358 00:21:35,195 --> 00:21:37,597 I wonder what it would be like to live there, 359 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:40,333 and have servants and valets. 360 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:44,137 Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress. 361 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:46,439 It's better than here. 362 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,420 You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards. 363 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:51,378 You're not free to make your own choices. 364 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,847 - Sometimes you feel so... - You're just... 365 00:21:53,847 --> 00:21:55,982 - Trapped. - Trapped. 366 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:03,456 (CLEARS THROAT) So, where are you from? 367 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,358 What does it matter? 368 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:08,428 I ran away and I am not going back. 369 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:12,599 - Really? How come? - Why, you... 370 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,903 My father's forcing me to get married. 371 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:20,273 That's... That's awful. 372 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:24,344 - ALADDIN: Abu! - (ANGRY SQUEAKING) 373 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:26,279 What? 374 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:30,830 Abu says, uh, that's not fair. 375 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:31,251 What? 376 00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:34,870 - Oh, did he? - Yeah, of course. 377 00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:38,224 And does Abu have anything else to say? 378 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:41,428 Well, uh, he wishes there was something he could do to help. 379 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,496 Oh, boy. 380 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,331 Hmm. 381 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:48,968 Tell him that's very sweet. 382 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,604 Here you are. 383 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,873 - They're after me! - They're after you? 384 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,275 My father must have sent them... 385 00:22:55,275 --> 00:22:56,543 - Do you trust me? - What? 386 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,212 - Do you trust me? - Yes... 387 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:01,147 Then jump! 388 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:11,240 We just keep running into each other, don't we, street rat? 389 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:14,600 Run! Go! Get out of here! 390 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,363 Get this thing off of me! 391 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:19,799 - It's the dungeon for you, boy. - Get off of me. 392 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:20,967 Let him go. 393 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:25,438 - Looky here, men. A street mouse. - (GUARDS LAUGH) 394 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:29,776 Unhand him, by order of the princess. 395 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,479 Princess Jasmine. 396 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,214 - The princess? - ABU: Princess? 397 00:23:34,214 --> 00:23:37,484 What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat. 398 00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:41,621 That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him. 399 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:45,458 I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. 400 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:49,696 - You'll have to take it up with him. - Believe me, I will. 401 00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,470 Jafar? 402 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,472 Oh, Princess. 403 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:01,975 Awk! Jafar, I'm stuck. 404 00:24:01,975 --> 00:24:04,277 How may I be of service to you? 405 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:07,814 The guards just took a boy from the market, on your orders. 406 00:24:08,181 --> 00:24:11,685 Your father has charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. 407 00:24:11,685 --> 00:24:14,654 - The boy was a criminal. - What was his crime? 408 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:15,989 I can't breathe, Jafar. 409 00:24:15,989 --> 00:24:19,659 Why, kidnapping the princess, of course. 410 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,995 If you could just... Aah! That hurt! 411 00:24:21,995 --> 00:24:24,664 He didn't kidnap me. I ran away. 412 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:27,267 Oh, dear. 413 00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:32,172 Oh, how frightfully upsetting. Had I but known... 414 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:33,673 What do you mean? 415 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:37,377 Sadly, the boy's sentence has already been carried out. 416 00:24:37,377 --> 00:24:39,450 What sentence? 417 00:24:39,450 --> 00:24:40,680 - Death. - (GASPING) 418 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,817 - By beheading. - No. 419 00:24:46,286 --> 00:24:50,156 I am exceedingly sorry, Princess. 420 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,392 How could you? 421 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:54,361 (WEEPING) 422 00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:58,765 (COUGHING) 423 00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:02,235 (GASPING) 424 00:25:02,736 --> 00:25:04,504 So, how did it go? 425 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:08,641 I think she took it rather well. 426 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:12,212 (JASMINE CRYING) 427 00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:24,724 It's all my fault, Rajah. 428 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:30,130 - I didn't even know his name. - (RAJAH MURMURING) 429 00:25:48,448 --> 00:25:52,552 She was the princess. I can't believe it. 430 00:25:53,286 --> 00:25:55,455 I must have sounded so stupid to her. 431 00:25:55,455 --> 00:25:59,592 ABU: Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello! 432 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:02,395 Abu. Down here. 433 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,431 (SQUEAKING) 434 00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:06,132 Come on, help me out of these. 435 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:08,702 (SCOLDING) 436 00:26:13,373 --> 00:26:17,310 Hey, she was in trouble. Ah, she was worth it. 437 00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:18,778 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 438 00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:21,548 Don't worry, Abu. I'll never see her again. 439 00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:24,651 I'm a street rat, remember? And there's a law. 440 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,187 She's gotta marry a prince. 441 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:30,690 - She deserves a prince. - Ta-da! 442 00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:33,626 I'm a fool. 443 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:37,697 MAN: You're only a fool if you give up, boy. 444 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:39,399 Who are you? 445 00:26:39,399 --> 00:26:42,268 A lowly prisoner, like yourself. 446 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:45,872 But together, perhaps we can be more. 447 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,340 I'm listening. 448 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:51,745 There is a cave, boy, a Cave of Wonders, 449 00:26:51,745 --> 00:26:56,820 filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. 450 00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:57,350 Ooh! 451 00:26:57,350 --> 00:27:01,955 Treasure enough to impress even your princess, I'd wager. 452 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,691 Jafar, can you hurry up? I'm dyin' in here. 453 00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:07,327 - (SQUAWKING) - But the law says only a prince can... 454 00:27:07,327 --> 00:27:10,163 You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? 455 00:27:10,163 --> 00:27:12,832 Whoever has the gold makes the rules. 456 00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:14,100 (WHEEZING LAUGH) 457 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:17,203 Why would you share all of this wonderful treasure with me? 458 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:22,420 I need a young pair of legs and a strong back to go in after it. 459 00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:23,877 Uh, one problem. 460 00:27:23,877 --> 00:27:26,112 It's out there. We're in here. 461 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:31,685 Uh-uh. Things aren't always what they seem. 462 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,422 So, do we have a deal? 463 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,491 Oh, I don't know. 464 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:40,627 (THUNDER CRASHING) 465 00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:54,700 Who disturbs my slumber? 466 00:27:54,908 --> 00:27:58,545 Uh, it is I, Aladdin. 467 00:27:59,579 --> 00:28:02,215 Proceed. 468 00:28:02,215 --> 00:28:06,520 Touch nothing but the lamp. 469 00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:09,556 Remember, boy, first fetch me the lamp, 470 00:28:09,556 --> 00:28:13,526 and then you shall have your reward. 471 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,762 Come on, Abu. 472 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:29,142 (SQUEAKING) 473 00:28:29,576 --> 00:28:32,545 - Would you look at that! - (WHIMPERING) 474 00:28:34,848 --> 00:28:39,520 Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the sultan. 475 00:28:39,619 --> 00:28:41,221 Abu! 476 00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:42,389 (WHINES) 477 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:45,125 Don't touch anything. 478 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:46,860 We gotta find that lamp. 479 00:28:46,860 --> 00:28:49,329 (GRUMBLES) 480 00:29:04,644 --> 00:29:06,346 Huh? 481 00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:21,528 - Aladdin! - Abu, will you knock it off? 482 00:29:41,648 --> 00:29:44,170 (SCREECHES) 483 00:29:44,684 --> 00:29:47,487 Abu, what are you, crazy? 484 00:29:49,823 --> 00:29:52,625 A magic carpet. 485 00:29:52,692 --> 00:29:56,463 Come on. Come on out. We're not gonna hurt you. 486 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:05,538 (SCREECHES) 487 00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:08,975 Hey, take it easy, Abu. He's not gonna bite. 488 00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:10,176 Thanks. 489 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:13,460 (SQUEAKING) 490 00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:20,620 Wait a minute. Don't go. 491 00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:23,230 Maybe you can help us. 492 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:27,270 Hey! Whoa! 493 00:30:27,394 --> 00:30:29,763 You see, we're trying to find this lamp. 494 00:30:31,531 --> 00:30:34,901 - I think he knows where it is. - (SQUEAKS EXCITEDLY) 495 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,838 (ECHOES) 496 00:30:49,983 --> 00:30:51,885 (WHISPERS) Wait here. 497 00:30:52,152 --> 00:30:54,540 (MOANING) 498 00:30:58,358 --> 00:31:00,560 Oh! 499 00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:27,787 This is it? 500 00:31:27,787 --> 00:31:30,790 This is what we came all the way down here to... 501 00:31:30,924 --> 00:31:33,460 Abu! No! 502 00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:36,563 - CAVE: Infidels! - Uh-oh. 503 00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:41,935 CAVE: You have touched the forbidden treasure! 504 00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:48,675 Now you will never again see the light of day! 505 00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:51,177 Whoa! 506 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:18,438 Help! Help! Help! 507 00:32:19,839 --> 00:32:21,908 Gotcha! 508 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,213 Carpet, let's move. 509 00:32:42,262 --> 00:32:43,863 Abu! 510 00:32:43,863 --> 00:32:46,733 Abu, this is no time to panic. 511 00:32:47,534 --> 00:32:49,135 Start panicking. 512 00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:51,538 BOTH: Whoa! 513 00:32:57,677 --> 00:32:59,512 (ABU PANTING) 514 00:33:04,551 --> 00:33:06,219 (THUNDER CRACKS) 515 00:33:06,219 --> 00:33:08,488 (ROARING) 516 00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:22,168 - Help me out. - Throw me the lamp. 517 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:24,738 I can't hold on. Give me your hand. 518 00:33:24,738 --> 00:33:27,140 First give me the lamp. 519 00:33:30,477 --> 00:33:32,712 (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 520 00:33:32,712 --> 00:33:34,647 Yes! 521 00:33:34,647 --> 00:33:37,170 At last! 522 00:33:37,170 --> 00:33:39,686 - (WICKED LAUGHTER) - (ALADDIN STRUGGLES) 523 00:33:40,587 --> 00:33:41,755 What are you doing? 524 00:33:41,755 --> 00:33:44,424 Giving you your reward. 525 00:33:44,424 --> 00:33:48,928 Your eternal reward. 526 00:33:49,262 --> 00:33:51,398 (SCREAMING) 527 00:33:53,233 --> 00:33:55,100 (YELLING) 528 00:34:03,276 --> 00:34:06,513 (ROARING) 529 00:34:13,386 --> 00:34:15,121 (CHUCKLING) 530 00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:16,956 It's mine. 531 00:34:16,956 --> 00:34:19,325 It's all mine. 532 00:34:19,526 --> 00:34:22,128 I... Where is it? 533 00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:23,763 No. 534 00:34:23,763 --> 00:34:26,766 No! 535 00:34:31,538 --> 00:34:33,139 Jasmine? 536 00:34:35,442 --> 00:34:37,310 SULTAN: Oh, dearest. 537 00:34:37,711 --> 00:34:39,212 What's wrong? 538 00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:40,613 (SNIFFLING) 539 00:34:40,613 --> 00:34:43,283 Jafar has 540 00:34:43,283 --> 00:34:45,919 done something terrible. 541 00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:48,722 There, there, my dear. 542 00:34:48,722 --> 00:34:50,924 We'll set it right. 543 00:34:50,924 --> 00:34:54,600 Now, tell me everything. 544 00:34:56,329 --> 00:34:58,310 Oh. 545 00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:00,667 Aladdin. Wake up. 546 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:02,469 Aladdin. 547 00:35:02,802 --> 00:35:05,872 Oh! My head. 548 00:35:08,508 --> 00:35:09,943 We're trapped. 549 00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:13,179 That two-faced son of a jackal! 550 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:14,414 (SNARLING) 551 00:35:14,414 --> 00:35:18,818 Whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp. 552 00:35:18,818 --> 00:35:20,253 Aha! 553 00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:24,900 (CHUCKLING) Why, you hairy little thief. 554 00:35:24,357 --> 00:35:27,694 Looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. 555 00:35:27,694 --> 00:35:30,163 Hey, I think there's something written here, 556 00:35:30,163 --> 00:35:33,500 but it's hard to make out. 557 00:35:44,711 --> 00:35:47,981 Aah! 558 00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:49,616 Oy! 559 00:35:49,683 --> 00:35:54,988 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck. 560 00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:56,723 Hang on a second. 561 00:35:56,723 --> 00:35:59,225 Whoa! Whoa! 562 00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:01,728 Does it feel good to be outta there. 563 00:36:01,728 --> 00:36:03,963 I'm telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. 564 00:36:03,963 --> 00:36:05,965 Hi. Where you from? What's your name? 565 00:36:05,965 --> 00:36:07,634 Uh... Uh, Aladdin. 566 00:36:07,634 --> 00:36:10,537 Aladdin. Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. 567 00:36:10,537 --> 00:36:12,806 Can we call you Al? Or maybe just Din? 568 00:36:12,806 --> 00:36:17,477 How about Laddie? Sounds like, "Here, boy. C'mon, laddie." 569 00:36:17,911 --> 00:36:20,347 I must have hit my head harder than I thought. 570 00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:23,249 Do you smoke? Mind if I do? (GIGGLING) 571 00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:25,985 Oh, sorry, Cheeta. Hope I didn't singe the fur. 572 00:36:25,985 --> 00:36:28,655 Yo, Rugman. Haven't seen you in a few millennia. 573 00:36:28,655 --> 00:36:32,258 Give me some tassel. Yeah. Yo, yo. 574 00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:36,960 Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. 575 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:37,497 Either that or I'm gettin' bigger. 576 00:36:37,497 --> 00:36:39,699 Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you? 577 00:36:39,699 --> 00:36:42,702 Wait a minute. I'm your master? 578 00:36:42,702 --> 00:36:45,872 That's right. He can be taught. What would you wish of me? 579 00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:48,108 The ever impressive, 580 00:36:48,108 --> 00:36:51,411 the long contained, 581 00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:52,512 the often imitated, 582 00:36:52,512 --> 00:36:54,614 but never duplicated... 583 00:36:54,614 --> 00:36:56,783 (ECHOING) Duplicated, duplicated... 584 00:36:56,783 --> 00:37:00,687 Genie of the Lamp! 585 00:37:00,687 --> 00:37:02,522 Right here direct from the lamp, 586 00:37:02,522 --> 00:37:05,191 right here for your very much wish fulfillment. 587 00:37:05,191 --> 00:37:06,593 Thank you. 588 00:37:06,593 --> 00:37:09,863 - Whoa. Wish fulfillment? - Three wishes, to be exact. 589 00:37:09,863 --> 00:37:12,799 And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. 590 00:37:12,799 --> 00:37:15,568 That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres. 591 00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:17,971 No substitutions, exchanges or refunds. 592 00:37:17,971 --> 00:37:19,539 Now I know I'm dreaming. 593 00:37:19,539 --> 00:37:23,243 Master, I don't think you quite realise what you've got here. 594 00:37:23,243 --> 00:37:28,948 So why don't you just ruminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities. 595 00:37:29,716 --> 00:37:32,485 (SINGING) Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thieves 596 00:37:32,485 --> 00:37:34,721 Scheherazade had a thousand tales 597 00:37:34,721 --> 00:37:37,157 But, master, you're in luck 'Cause up your sleeves 598 00:37:37,157 --> 00:37:39,492 You got a brand of magic never fails 599 00:37:39,492 --> 00:37:42,950 You got some power In your corner now 600 00:37:42,950 --> 00:37:44,431 Some heavy ammunition in your camp 601 00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:46,933 You got some punch, pizzazz Yahoo and how 602 00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:50,136 See, all you gotta do Is rub that lamp and I'll say 603 00:37:50,136 --> 00:37:54,307 "Mr Aladdin, sir What will your pleasure be?" 604 00:37:54,307 --> 00:37:56,776 Let me take your order Jot it down 605 00:37:56,776 --> 00:37:59,212 You ain't never had a friend like me 606 00:37:59,979 --> 00:38:04,117 Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre d' 607 00:38:04,117 --> 00:38:06,586 Come on, whisper what it is you want 608 00:38:06,586 --> 00:38:08,688 You ain't never had a friend like me 609 00:38:08,688 --> 00:38:11,458 Yes, sir We pride ourselves on service 610 00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:14,940 You're the boss, the king, the shah 611 00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:16,529 Say what you wish It's yours, true dish 612 00:38:16,529 --> 00:38:19,666 How 'bout a little more baklava? 613 00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:24,400 Have some of column A Try all of column B 614 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,373 I'm in the mood to help you, dude 615 00:38:26,373 --> 00:38:29,242 You ain't never had a friend like me 616 00:38:30,377 --> 00:38:32,779 Oh, my 617 00:38:32,779 --> 00:38:35,181 No, no 618 00:38:35,181 --> 00:38:36,549 My, my 619 00:38:36,549 --> 00:38:37,951 (SCATTING) 620 00:38:37,951 --> 00:38:40,453 Can your friends do this? 621 00:38:40,453 --> 00:38:42,889 Can your friends do that? 622 00:38:42,889 --> 00:38:45,358 Can your friends pull this 623 00:38:45,358 --> 00:38:47,894 Out their little hat? 624 00:38:47,894 --> 00:38:50,230 Can your friends go poof 625 00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:52,799 So don't you sit there Slack-jawed, buggy-eyed 626 00:38:52,799 --> 00:38:54,934 I'm here to answer All your midnight prayers 627 00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:57,737 You got me bona fide certified 628 00:38:57,737 --> 00:38:59,806 You got a genie For your charge d'affaires 629 00:38:59,806 --> 00:39:02,142 I got a powerful urge to help you out 630 00:39:02,142 --> 00:39:04,477 So what's your wish? I really wanna know 631 00:39:04,477 --> 00:39:06,813 You got a list That's three miles long, no doubt 632 00:39:06,813 --> 00:39:09,883 All you gotta do is rub like so 633 00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:14,587 You ain't never had a friend Never had a friend 634 00:39:14,587 --> 00:39:16,289 Ah-ha-ha! 635 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:19,159 - Wah-ha-ha! - (GREEDY LAUGH) 636 00:39:19,159 --> 00:39:21,995 You ain't never had a friend like me 637 00:39:21,995 --> 00:39:24,970 - (BUZZING) - (WEAK APPLAUSE) 638 00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:27,267 (CHATTERING) Huh? 639 00:39:27,267 --> 00:39:29,803 - (GROANS) - So, what'll it be, master? 640 00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:33,740 You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right? 641 00:39:33,740 --> 00:39:35,800 Ah, almost. 642 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,178 There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos. 643 00:39:38,178 --> 00:39:39,512 Like? 644 00:39:39,512 --> 00:39:42,649 Ah, rule number one, I can't kill anybody. 645 00:39:42,649 --> 00:39:44,840 So don't ask. 646 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:45,418 Rule number two. 647 00:39:45,418 --> 00:39:49,522 I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. 648 00:39:49,622 --> 00:39:51,691 You little ponem there. 649 00:39:51,691 --> 00:39:56,363 Rule number three. I can't bring people back from the dead. 650 00:39:56,363 --> 00:39:59,733 It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it. 651 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:02,350 Other than that, you got it. 652 00:40:02,350 --> 00:40:03,970 - Hmm. - Oh! 653 00:40:05,705 --> 00:40:08,875 Provisos? You mean limitations? 654 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:12,479 On wishes? Some all-powerful genie. 655 00:40:12,545 --> 00:40:14,948 Can't even bring people back from the dead. 656 00:40:14,948 --> 00:40:18,451 I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. 657 00:40:18,451 --> 00:40:21,540 Looks like we're gonna have to find a way out of here. 658 00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:22,956 Excuse me? 659 00:40:22,956 --> 00:40:25,825 Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? 660 00:40:25,825 --> 00:40:28,895 Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? 661 00:40:28,895 --> 00:40:30,997 And all of sudden you're walking out on me? 662 00:40:30,997 --> 00:40:33,900 I don't think so, not right now. 663 00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:36,403 You're gettin' your wishes, so sit down! 664 00:40:36,403 --> 00:40:38,738 - (ABU SCREECHES) - In case of emergency, 665 00:40:38,738 --> 00:40:41,341 the exits are here, here, here, here, anywhere. 666 00:40:41,341 --> 00:40:43,743 Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. 667 00:40:43,743 --> 00:40:46,146 We're... 668 00:40:46,746 --> 00:40:49,683 Outta here! 669 00:40:50,684 --> 00:40:53,420 SULTAN: Jafar, this is an outrage. 670 00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:56,322 If it weren't for all your years of loyal service... 671 00:40:56,322 --> 00:41:00,760 From now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, 672 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,363 before they are beheaded. 673 00:41:03,363 --> 00:41:06,399 I assure you, Your Highness, it won't happen again. 674 00:41:06,399 --> 00:41:07,901 Jasmine... 675 00:41:07,901 --> 00:41:12,739 Jafar. Let's put this whole messy business behind us. 676 00:41:12,739 --> 00:41:13,940 Please. 677 00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:18,578 My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, Princess. 678 00:41:18,578 --> 00:41:21,748 At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. 679 00:41:21,748 --> 00:41:25,885 When I am queen, I will have the power to get rid of you. 680 00:41:25,885 --> 00:41:27,554 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 681 00:41:27,554 --> 00:41:29,923 There, now. That's nice. All settled, then. 682 00:41:29,923 --> 00:41:34,561 Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business... Jasmine? 683 00:41:34,694 --> 00:41:36,563 Jasmine! 684 00:41:36,730 --> 00:41:38,310 (GROWLS) 685 00:41:38,310 --> 00:41:41,401 If only I had gotten that lamp. 686 00:41:41,401 --> 00:41:44,704 "I will have the power to get rid of you." 687 00:41:44,704 --> 00:41:48,241 (GROWLING) To think we gotta keep kissing up 688 00:41:48,241 --> 00:41:51,978 to that chump and his chump daughter 689 00:41:51,978 --> 00:41:54,581 - for the rest of our lives... - No, Iago. 690 00:41:54,581 --> 00:41:58,651 Only until she finds a chump husband. 691 00:41:58,651 --> 00:42:00,787 Then she'll have us banished. 692 00:42:01,221 --> 00:42:03,890 Or beheaded. 693 00:42:03,890 --> 00:42:05,910 BOTH: Eww! 694 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,940 Oh. Wait a minute. Jafar. 695 00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:10,997 What if you were the chump husband? 696 00:42:10,997 --> 00:42:12,298 What? 697 00:42:12,298 --> 00:42:15,668 Okay, you marry the princess, all right? 698 00:42:15,668 --> 00:42:19,239 And, uh, then you become the sultan. 699 00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:20,774 Oh. 700 00:42:21,107 --> 00:42:23,677 Marry the shrew. 701 00:42:23,677 --> 00:42:25,578 I become the sultan. 702 00:42:25,578 --> 00:42:29,516 - The idea has merit. - Yes, merit. Yes. 703 00:42:29,516 --> 00:42:36,189 And then we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff. 704 00:42:36,189 --> 00:42:38,191 Yaaah! 705 00:42:38,191 --> 00:42:40,126 Kersplat! 706 00:42:40,126 --> 00:42:41,528 (WICKED LAUGHTER) 707 00:42:41,528 --> 00:42:45,331 I love the way your foul little mind works. 708 00:42:45,331 --> 00:42:48,435 (BOTH LAUGH SINISTERLY) 709 00:42:54,207 --> 00:42:58,440 Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. 710 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,715 Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. 711 00:43:01,715 --> 00:43:04,951 Thank you. Goodbye now. Good-bye. Thank you. 712 00:43:04,951 --> 00:43:09,389 Well, how about that, Mr Doubting Mustafa? 713 00:43:09,389 --> 00:43:14,227 Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes. 714 00:43:14,227 --> 00:43:16,363 Dost mine ears deceive me? 715 00:43:16,363 --> 00:43:19,532 Three? You are down by one, boy. 716 00:43:19,532 --> 00:43:23,403 Ah, no. I never actually wished to get out of the cave. 717 00:43:23,403 --> 00:43:25,672 You did that on your own. 718 00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:29,576 Well, I feel sheepish. 719 00:43:29,576 --> 00:43:32,879 All right, you bad boy, but no more freebies. 720 00:43:32,879 --> 00:43:36,820 Fair deal. So, three wishes. 721 00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:38,318 I want them to be good. 722 00:43:38,318 --> 00:43:40,860 What would you wish for? 723 00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:41,988 Me? 724 00:43:42,255 --> 00:43:44,424 No one's ever asked me that before. 725 00:43:44,424 --> 00:43:47,827 Well, in my case... Ah, forget it. 726 00:43:47,827 --> 00:43:49,429 - What? - No, I can't. I... 727 00:43:49,429 --> 00:43:51,931 Come on. Tell me. 728 00:43:51,931 --> 00:43:53,867 Freedom. 729 00:43:53,867 --> 00:43:55,100 You're a prisoner? 730 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:57,437 It's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig. 731 00:43:57,437 --> 00:44:01,207 Phenomenal cosmic powers... 732 00:44:01,207 --> 00:44:02,709 Itty bitty living space. 733 00:44:02,709 --> 00:44:04,944 Genie, that's terrible. 734 00:44:04,944 --> 00:44:08,114 But, oh, to be free... 735 00:44:08,114 --> 00:44:10,830 Not have to go, "Poof. What do you need? 736 00:44:10,830 --> 00:44:12,619 "Poof. What do you need? Poof. What do you need?" 737 00:44:12,619 --> 00:44:14,621 To be my own master. 738 00:44:14,621 --> 00:44:17,590 Such a thing would be greater than all the magic 739 00:44:17,590 --> 00:44:20,960 and all the treasures in all the world. 740 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,362 But what am I talking about? 741 00:44:22,362 --> 00:44:24,798 Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. 742 00:44:24,798 --> 00:44:27,300 Genie, wake up and smell the hummus. 743 00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:28,601 Why not? 744 00:44:28,601 --> 00:44:32,639 The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. 745 00:44:32,639 --> 00:44:35,208 So you can guess how often that's happened. 746 00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:36,876 I'll do it. I'll set you free. 747 00:44:36,876 --> 00:44:41,214 - Uh-huh, yeah, right. - No, really, I promise. 748 00:44:41,214 --> 00:44:42,882 After I make my first two wishes, 749 00:44:42,882 --> 00:44:45,685 I'll use my third wish to set you free. 750 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,588 Well, here's hopin'. All right. 751 00:44:48,588 --> 00:44:50,790 Let's make some magic. 752 00:44:50,790 --> 00:44:54,270 So how 'bout it? What is it you want most? 753 00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:57,764 Well, there's this girl. 754 00:44:57,764 --> 00:44:58,898 Wrong. 755 00:44:58,898 --> 00:45:01,735 I can't make anybody fall in love, remember? 756 00:45:01,735 --> 00:45:06,172 Oh, but, Genie, she's smart and fun and... 757 00:45:06,172 --> 00:45:08,241 - Pretty? - Beautiful. 758 00:45:08,241 --> 00:45:11,511 She's got these eyes that just... And this hair. Wow. 759 00:45:11,511 --> 00:45:14,147 And her smile... (SIGHS) 760 00:45:14,147 --> 00:45:15,815 Ami. 761 00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:17,684 C'est l'amour. 762 00:45:17,684 --> 00:45:19,819 But she's the princess. 763 00:45:19,819 --> 00:45:22,288 To even have a chance, I'd have to be... 764 00:45:22,288 --> 00:45:25,258 Hey, can you make me a prince? 765 00:45:25,258 --> 00:45:26,659 Let's see here. 766 00:45:26,659 --> 00:45:29,496 Chicken à la king? Nope. 767 00:45:29,496 --> 00:45:32,766 Alaskan king crab. Ow. I hate it when they do that. 768 00:45:32,766 --> 00:45:35,301 Caesar salad. Ah! Et tu, Brute? No. 769 00:45:35,301 --> 00:45:38,672 Aha. "To make a prince." 770 00:45:38,705 --> 00:45:41,141 Is that an official wish? Say the magic words. 771 00:45:41,141 --> 00:45:44,440 Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince. 772 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,545 All right! 773 00:45:45,545 --> 00:45:46,880 Yo, yo! Woof! Woof! 774 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:51,170 First, that fez-and-vest combo is much too third century. 775 00:45:51,170 --> 00:45:53,530 These patches. What are we trying to say, beggar? 776 00:45:53,530 --> 00:45:55,789 No. Let's work with me here. 777 00:45:55,822 --> 00:45:58,725 Ooh. I like it. Muy macho. 778 00:45:58,725 --> 00:46:01,895 Now, it still needs something. What does it say to me? 779 00:46:01,895 --> 00:46:04,731 It says mode of transportation. 780 00:46:04,731 --> 00:46:07,701 Excuse me, monkey boy. Aquí. Over here. 781 00:46:07,701 --> 00:46:10,300 - Uh-oh. - GENIE: Here he comes. 782 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,972 What better way to make your entrance on the streets of Agrabah 783 00:46:12,972 --> 00:46:16,643 than riding your very own, brand-new camel? 784 00:46:16,643 --> 00:46:17,977 Watch out. They spit. 785 00:46:17,977 --> 00:46:20,513 Mmm. Not enough. 786 00:46:21,247 --> 00:46:25,251 Still not enough. Let's see. What do you need? 787 00:46:26,152 --> 00:46:27,387 Yes! 788 00:46:27,387 --> 00:46:30,457 Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo. 789 00:46:30,523 --> 00:46:32,920 - Whoa! - (TRUMPETS) 790 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,228 Talk about your trunk space. Check this action out. 791 00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:38,932 (TRUMPETS) 792 00:46:38,932 --> 00:46:41,501 (FRIGHTENED MONKEY NOISES) 793 00:46:42,569 --> 00:46:44,337 Abu, you look good. 794 00:46:44,337 --> 00:46:46,606 GENIE: He's got the outfit. He's got the elephant. 795 00:46:46,606 --> 00:46:48,708 But we're not through yet. 796 00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:53,747 Hang on to your turban, kid. We're gonna make you a star. 797 00:47:00,286 --> 00:47:01,588 (DOOR OPENS) 798 00:47:01,588 --> 00:47:05,125 Sire, I've found a solution to the problem with your daughter. 799 00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:08,294 Awk. The problem with your daughter. 800 00:47:08,294 --> 00:47:10,960 Oh, really? 801 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:11,931 Right here. 802 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:15,969 "If the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, 803 00:47:15,969 --> 00:47:19,390 "then the sultan shall choose for her." 804 00:47:19,390 --> 00:47:22,375 But Jasmine hated all those suitors. 805 00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:24,444 How could I choose someone she hates? 806 00:47:24,444 --> 00:47:27,313 Not to worry, my liege. There is more. 807 00:47:28,214 --> 00:47:31,284 "If in the event a suitable prince cannot be found..." 808 00:47:31,284 --> 00:47:32,385 Jerk. 809 00:47:32,385 --> 00:47:36,356 "A princess must then be wed to..." 810 00:47:36,990 --> 00:47:39,592 Hmm. Interesting. 811 00:47:39,592 --> 00:47:41,327 What? Who? 812 00:47:41,327 --> 00:47:42,962 The royal vizier. 813 00:47:42,962 --> 00:47:46,800 Why, that would be me. 814 00:47:47,934 --> 00:47:51,805 But I thought the law says that only a prince can marry a princess. 815 00:47:51,805 --> 00:47:53,173 I'm quite sure that... 816 00:47:53,173 --> 00:47:57,310 Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord. 817 00:47:57,811 --> 00:48:00,880 Yes. Desperate measures. 818 00:48:00,980 --> 00:48:05,180 You will order the princess to marry me. 819 00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:10,256 I will order the princess to... 820 00:48:10,423 --> 00:48:12,859 But you're so old. 821 00:48:12,859 --> 00:48:16,496 The princess will marry me. 822 00:48:16,496 --> 00:48:18,310 The princess will marry... 823 00:48:18,310 --> 00:48:20,834 - (TRUMPET FANFARE) - What? What is that? 824 00:48:20,834 --> 00:48:22,635 That music. 825 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:26,473 (CHUCKLING) 826 00:48:26,473 --> 00:48:29,576 Jafar, you must come and see this. 827 00:48:31,945 --> 00:48:36,416 (SINGING) Make way for Prince Ali 828 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:39,219 Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar 829 00:48:39,219 --> 00:48:41,888 Hey you, let us through It's a bright new star 830 00:48:41,888 --> 00:48:45,959 Oh come, be the first on your block To meet his eye 831 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,729 Make way, here he comes Ring bells, bang the drums 832 00:48:49,729 --> 00:48:51,765 You're gonna love this guy 833 00:48:51,765 --> 00:48:56,770 Prince Ali, fabulous he Ali Ababwa 834 00:48:56,770 --> 00:49:01,374 Genuflect, show some respect Down on one knee 835 00:49:01,675 --> 00:49:04,310 Now, try your best to stay calm 836 00:49:04,310 --> 00:49:06,479 Brush up your Sunday salaam 837 00:49:06,479 --> 00:49:10,984 Then come and meet His spectacular coterie 838 00:49:10,984 --> 00:49:15,755 Prince Ali, mighty is he Ali Ababwa 839 00:49:15,755 --> 00:49:20,160 Strong as 10 regular men definitely 840 00:49:20,694 --> 00:49:23,290 He faced the galloping hordes 841 00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:25,365 A hundred bad guys with swords 842 00:49:25,365 --> 00:49:29,703 Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Ali 843 00:49:29,703 --> 00:49:33,390 He's got 75 golden camels 844 00:49:33,390 --> 00:49:34,607 Don't they look lovely, June? 845 00:49:34,607 --> 00:49:37,477 Purple peacocks, he's got 53 846 00:49:37,477 --> 00:49:39,145 Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers. 847 00:49:39,145 --> 00:49:43,783 When it comes to exotic-type mammals 848 00:49:43,783 --> 00:49:45,719 Has he got a zoo I'm telling you 849 00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,540 It's a world-class menagerie 850 00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:52,892 That physique, how can I speak Weak at the knee 851 00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:57,831 - He's got 95 white Persian monkeys - He's got the monkeys 852 00:49:57,831 --> 00:50:01,534 - Let's see the monkeys - And to view them he charges no fee 853 00:50:01,534 --> 00:50:03,136 He's generous So generous 854 00:50:03,136 --> 00:50:06,639 He's got slaves He's got servants and flunkies 855 00:50:06,639 --> 00:50:09,342 Proud to work for him They bow to his whim, love serving him 856 00:50:09,342 --> 00:50:13,380 They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali 857 00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:16,216 Prince Ali 858 00:50:16,216 --> 00:50:22,889 Prince Ali, Amorous he Ali Ababwa 859 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:27,327 Heard your princess Was a sight lovely to see 860 00:50:27,327 --> 00:50:29,396 And that, good people, is why 861 00:50:29,396 --> 00:50:31,564 He got dolled up and dropped by 862 00:50:31,564 --> 00:50:33,566 With 60 elephants, llamas galore 863 00:50:33,566 --> 00:50:35,869 With bears and lions A brass band and more 864 00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:37,637 With his 40 fakirs His cooks, his bakers 865 00:50:37,637 --> 00:50:39,406 His birds that warble on key 866 00:50:39,406 --> 00:50:41,574 Make way 867 00:50:41,574 --> 00:50:48,314 For Prince Ali 868 00:50:49,490 --> 00:50:52,886 Splendid. Absolutely marvellous. 869 00:50:52,886 --> 00:50:54,870 (CLEARS THROAT) 870 00:50:54,870 --> 00:50:56,156 Your Majesty, 871 00:50:56,156 --> 00:50:58,825 I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand. 872 00:50:58,825 --> 00:51:00,660 Prince Ali Ababwa. 873 00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:03,830 Of course. I'm delighted to meet you. 874 00:51:03,830 --> 00:51:08,101 This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too. 875 00:51:08,101 --> 00:51:09,869 Ecstatic. 876 00:51:09,869 --> 00:51:12,906 - I'm afraid, Prince Abubu... - Ababwa. 877 00:51:12,906 --> 00:51:14,174 Whatever. 878 00:51:14,174 --> 00:51:17,344 You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to... 879 00:51:17,344 --> 00:51:20,880 By Allah, this is quite a remarkable device. 880 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,482 Ooh. 881 00:51:22,515 --> 00:51:26,186 I don't suppose I might... 882 00:51:26,186 --> 00:51:29,389 Why, certainly, Your Majesty. Allow me. 883 00:51:30,423 --> 00:51:33,293 Sire, I must advise against this. 884 00:51:33,293 --> 00:51:36,296 Oh, button up, Jafar. Learn to have a little fun. 885 00:51:36,296 --> 00:51:38,431 Ow, ow, ow. 886 00:51:39,299 --> 00:51:40,633 Ahh! Whoa! 887 00:51:40,633 --> 00:51:42,869 Look out, here I come. 888 00:51:45,271 --> 00:51:49,542 Just where did you say you were from? 889 00:51:49,542 --> 00:51:54,414 Oh, much farther than you've travelled, I'm sure. 890 00:51:54,414 --> 00:51:57,150 - Try me. - SULTAN: Look out, Polly. 891 00:51:59,252 --> 00:52:00,487 Hey, watch it. 892 00:52:00,487 --> 00:52:02,889 Watch it with the dumb rug. 893 00:52:02,889 --> 00:52:04,924 Aah! 894 00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:06,626 Whew! 895 00:52:12,766 --> 00:52:14,734 Out of the way. I'm coming in to land. 896 00:52:14,734 --> 00:52:16,636 Jafar, watch this. 897 00:52:16,636 --> 00:52:19,606 - Spectacular, Your Highness. - That was lovely. 898 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,943 Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it. 899 00:52:23,943 --> 00:52:26,413 This is a very impressive youth. 900 00:52:26,413 --> 00:52:28,748 And a prince besides. 901 00:52:28,748 --> 00:52:32,419 (WHISPERS) If we're lucky, you won't have to marry Jasmine after all. 902 00:52:32,419 --> 00:52:35,188 - I don't trust him, Sire. - Nonsense. 903 00:52:35,188 --> 00:52:39,859 One thing I pride myself on, Jafar, I'm an excellent judge of character. 904 00:52:39,859 --> 00:52:43,630 Oh, excellent judge. Yeah, sure. Not! 905 00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:46,266 SULTAN: Jasmine will like this one. 906 00:52:46,266 --> 00:52:48,501 And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Jasmine. 907 00:52:48,501 --> 00:52:52,806 Your Highness, no. I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. 908 00:52:52,806 --> 00:52:55,410 This boy is no different from the others. 909 00:52:55,410 --> 00:52:57,844 What makes him think he is worthy of the princess? 910 00:52:57,844 --> 00:53:01,181 Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. 911 00:53:01,181 --> 00:53:04,217 Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter. 912 00:53:04,217 --> 00:53:05,985 How dare you. 913 00:53:05,985 --> 00:53:09,823 All of you. Standing around deciding my future? 914 00:53:09,823 --> 00:53:13,590 I am not a prize to be won. 915 00:53:13,126 --> 00:53:15,462 Oh, dear. 916 00:53:15,995 --> 00:53:20,633 Don't worry, Prince Ali. Just give Jasmine time to cool down. 917 00:53:20,633 --> 00:53:26,390 I think it's time to say good-bye to Prince Abubu. 918 00:53:29,409 --> 00:53:31,378 ALADDIN: (SIGHS) What am I gonna do? 919 00:53:31,378 --> 00:53:33,847 Jasmine won't even let me talk to her. 920 00:53:33,847 --> 00:53:37,951 I should've known I couldn't pull off this stupid prince wish. 921 00:53:38,418 --> 00:53:40,553 (GROWLING) 922 00:53:40,854 --> 00:53:43,890 So move. 923 00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:45,592 Hey. 924 00:53:46,693 --> 00:53:48,261 That's a good move. 925 00:53:48,261 --> 00:53:51,131 I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug. 926 00:53:51,598 --> 00:53:52,832 Genie, I need help. 927 00:53:52,832 --> 00:53:55,602 All right, Sparky, here's the deal. 928 00:53:55,602 --> 00:53:59,390 If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. 929 00:53:59,390 --> 00:54:01,541 - Do you got it? - What? 930 00:54:01,541 --> 00:54:04,440 (READING) 931 00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:05,345 No way. 932 00:54:05,345 --> 00:54:09,783 If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, 933 00:54:09,783 --> 00:54:11,510 she'd laugh at me. 934 00:54:11,510 --> 00:54:14,200 A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh. 935 00:54:14,854 --> 00:54:19,259 Al, all joking aside, you really ought to be yourself. 936 00:54:19,259 --> 00:54:21,561 Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be. 937 00:54:21,561 --> 00:54:23,463 Okay, I'm gonna go see her. 938 00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:28,168 I just... I gotta be smooth, cool, confident. 939 00:54:29,135 --> 00:54:31,338 How do I look? 940 00:54:31,938 --> 00:54:35,800 Like a prince. 941 00:54:43,216 --> 00:54:45,185 (SIGHS) 942 00:54:47,153 --> 00:54:49,756 - ALADDIN: Princess Jasmine? - (GROWLING) 943 00:54:50,490 --> 00:54:53,460 - Who's there? - It's me, Prince Ali. 944 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:57,970 Ahem. Uh, Prince Ali Ababwa. 945 00:54:57,970 --> 00:54:58,765 I do not want to see you. 946 00:54:58,765 --> 00:55:01,134 No, no, please, Princess. Give me a chance. 947 00:55:01,134 --> 00:55:04,404 - JASMINE: Just leave me alone. - Down, kitty. 948 00:55:04,437 --> 00:55:07,400 So, how's our little beau doing? 949 00:55:07,941 --> 00:55:10,443 - Good kitty, take off. - (RAJAH GROWLING) 950 00:55:10,443 --> 00:55:11,644 Down, kitty. 951 00:55:11,644 --> 00:55:13,113 Wait. Wait. 952 00:55:13,113 --> 00:55:15,348 Do I know you? 953 00:55:15,348 --> 00:55:18,218 Uh, no. No. 954 00:55:18,318 --> 00:55:22,489 You remind me of someone I met in the marketplace. 955 00:55:22,489 --> 00:55:24,958 The marketplace? 956 00:55:24,958 --> 00:55:27,794 I have servants who go to the marketplace for me. 957 00:55:28,361 --> 00:55:32,320 Why, I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants, 958 00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,134 so it couldn't have been me you met. 959 00:55:34,601 --> 00:55:38,271 No. I guess not. 960 00:55:38,271 --> 00:55:41,410 GENIE: Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her. 961 00:55:41,410 --> 00:55:43,843 She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. 962 00:55:43,843 --> 00:55:45,445 Anything. Pick a feature. 963 00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:48,448 Ahem. Uh, Princess Jasmine? You're very... 964 00:55:48,448 --> 00:55:50,216 Wonderful, magnificent, glorious, 965 00:55:50,216 --> 00:55:51,618 - punctual. - Punctual. 966 00:55:51,618 --> 00:55:52,886 - Punctual? - Sorry. 967 00:55:52,886 --> 00:55:55,388 - Uh, beautiful. - Nice recovery. 968 00:55:55,388 --> 00:55:56,523 Hmm. 969 00:55:56,523 --> 00:55:58,625 I'm rich, too, you know. 970 00:55:58,892 --> 00:56:01,995 - Yeah. - The daughter of a sultan. 971 00:56:01,995 --> 00:56:03,997 I know. 972 00:56:03,997 --> 00:56:07,434 A fine prize for any prince to marry. 973 00:56:07,967 --> 00:56:10,337 Uh, right. Right. A prince like me. 974 00:56:10,337 --> 00:56:12,500 Warning! Warning! 975 00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:14,607 Right. A prince like you. 976 00:56:14,808 --> 00:56:18,511 And every other stuffed shirt, swaggering peacock I've met. 977 00:56:18,511 --> 00:56:20,714 Mayday! Mayday! 978 00:56:21,581 --> 00:56:24,250 JASMINE: Just go jump off a balcony! 979 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:26,519 - What? - Stop her. Stop her! 980 00:56:26,519 --> 00:56:28,388 - Want me to sting her? - Buzz off. 981 00:56:28,388 --> 00:56:32,258 Okay, fine. But remember, "bee" yourself. 982 00:56:32,258 --> 00:56:34,260 - Yeah, right. - What? 983 00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:37,263 Uh... Uh, you're right. 984 00:56:37,997 --> 00:56:41,868 (SIGHS) You aren't just some prize to be won. 985 00:56:42,350 --> 00:56:44,637 You should be free to make your own choice. 986 00:56:44,871 --> 00:56:46,172 I'll go now. 987 00:56:46,172 --> 00:56:48,608 - No! - What? What? 988 00:56:48,608 --> 00:56:50,110 How... 989 00:56:50,110 --> 00:56:51,878 How are you doing that? 990 00:56:51,878 --> 00:56:55,315 - It's a magic carpet. - It's lovely. 991 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,384 - (KISSES) - You, uh... 992 00:56:57,917 --> 00:57:00,754 You don't want to go for a ride, do you? 993 00:57:00,754 --> 00:57:03,757 We could get out of the palace, see the world. 994 00:57:03,757 --> 00:57:06,559 - Is it safe? - Sure. Do you trust me? 995 00:57:07,894 --> 00:57:10,630 - What? - Do you trust me? 996 00:57:12,632 --> 00:57:14,501 Yes. 997 00:57:29,716 --> 00:57:33,553 (SINGING) I can show you the world 998 00:57:33,753 --> 00:57:37,590 Shining, shimmering, splendid 999 00:57:37,590 --> 00:57:39,325 Tell me, Princess 1000 00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:45,331 Now, when did you last Let your heart decide 1001 00:57:45,331 --> 00:57:49,335 I can open your eyes 1002 00:57:49,335 --> 00:57:53,106 Take you wonder by wonder 1003 00:57:53,106 --> 00:57:56,900 Over, sideways and under 1004 00:57:56,900 --> 00:57:59,612 On a magic carpet ride 1005 00:57:59,612 --> 00:58:03,616 A whole new world 1006 00:58:03,616 --> 00:58:07,354 A new fantastic point of view 1007 00:58:07,354 --> 00:58:12,192 No one to tell us no Or where to go 1008 00:58:12,192 --> 00:58:14,961 Or say we're only dreaming 1009 00:58:14,961 --> 00:58:18,798 A whole new world 1010 00:58:18,798 --> 00:58:22,869 A dazzling place I never knew 1011 00:58:22,869 --> 00:58:27,474 But when I'm way up here It's crystal clear 1012 00:58:27,474 --> 00:58:31,711 That now I'm in A whole new world with you 1013 00:58:31,711 --> 00:58:35,448 ALADDIN: Now I'm in A whole new world with you 1014 00:58:35,448 --> 00:58:39,352 JASMINE: Unbelievable sights 1015 00:58:39,352 --> 00:58:42,989 Indescribable feeling 1016 00:58:42,989 --> 00:58:46,590 Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling 1017 00:58:46,590 --> 00:58:49,295 Through an endless diamond sky 1018 00:58:49,295 --> 00:58:53,233 - A whole new world - Don't you dare close your eyes 1019 00:58:53,233 --> 00:58:57,700 - A hundred thousand things to see - Hold your breath, it gets better 1020 00:58:57,700 --> 00:59:01,408 I'm like a shooting star I've come so far 1021 00:59:01,408 --> 00:59:04,878 I can't go back to where I used to be 1022 00:59:04,878 --> 00:59:08,181 - A whole new world - Every turn a surprise 1023 00:59:08,181 --> 00:59:12,252 - With new horizons to pursue - Every moment red-letter 1024 00:59:12,252 --> 00:59:16,856 BOTH: I'll chase them anywhere There's time to spare 1025 00:59:16,856 --> 00:59:23,596 Let me share This whole new world with you 1026 00:59:23,596 --> 00:59:27,400 - A whole new world - A whole new world 1027 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:31,438 - That's where we'll be - That's where we'll be 1028 00:59:31,438 --> 00:59:35,742 - A thrilling chase - A wondrous place 1029 00:59:35,742 --> 00:59:39,979 For you and me 1030 00:59:53,793 --> 00:59:57,364 - It's all so magical. - Yeah. 1031 00:59:59,299 --> 01:00:01,801 It's a shame Abu had to miss this. 1032 01:00:01,801 --> 01:00:04,700 Nah. He hates fireworks. 1033 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:05,972 He doesn't like flying, either. 1034 01:00:05,972 --> 01:00:10,760 Uh, that is, um... Oh, no. 1035 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,312 You are the boy from the market. I knew it. 1036 01:00:12,312 --> 01:00:14,748 - Why did you lie to me? - Jasmine, I'm sorry. 1037 01:00:14,748 --> 01:00:16,549 - Did you think I was stupid? - No. 1038 01:00:16,549 --> 01:00:18,551 - That I wouldn't figure it out? - No. 1039 01:00:18,551 --> 01:00:22,756 I mean, I hoped you wouldn't. No, that's not what I meant. 1040 01:00:22,756 --> 01:00:24,824 Who are you? Tell me the truth. 1041 01:00:24,824 --> 01:00:27,270 The truth? 1042 01:00:28,661 --> 01:00:30,630 The truth. Um... 1043 01:00:31,664 --> 01:00:33,466 The truth is... 1044 01:00:33,466 --> 01:00:36,569 I sometimes dress as a commoner, um, 1045 01:00:36,569 --> 01:00:39,539 to escape the pressures of palace life. 1046 01:00:41,174 --> 01:00:43,610 But I really am a prince. 1047 01:00:44,477 --> 01:00:46,846 Why didn't you just tell me? 1048 01:00:46,846 --> 01:00:49,249 Well, you know, 1049 01:00:49,249 --> 01:00:51,851 royalty going out into the city in disguise, 1050 01:00:51,851 --> 01:00:54,421 it sounds a little strange, don't you think? 1051 01:00:54,421 --> 01:00:56,122 Hmm. 1052 01:00:56,322 --> 01:00:58,358 Not that strange. 1053 01:01:20,714 --> 01:01:23,883 Good night, my handsome prince. 1054 01:01:23,883 --> 01:01:25,819 Sleep well, Princess. 1055 01:01:34,227 --> 01:01:36,162 (SIGHS) 1056 01:01:41,234 --> 01:01:43,470 Yes! 1057 01:01:44,838 --> 01:01:46,840 (SIGHS) 1058 01:01:47,741 --> 01:01:51,544 For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right. 1059 01:01:51,544 --> 01:01:54,814 - (YELLING) - (STRUGGLING) 1060 01:01:56,490 --> 01:01:57,751 (MUFFLED) Abu. Abu. 1061 01:01:57,751 --> 01:01:59,853 Hold him. 1062 01:02:04,391 --> 01:02:07,761 I'm afraid you've worn out your welcome, Prince Abubu. 1063 01:02:07,761 --> 01:02:09,162 (MUFFLED) Why, you... 1064 01:02:09,162 --> 01:02:12,132 Make sure he's never found. 1065 01:02:15,268 --> 01:02:17,237 (LAUGHING) 1066 01:02:55,308 --> 01:02:58,311 Never fails. You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. 1067 01:02:58,311 --> 01:03:00,647 Hello? AI? 1068 01:03:00,647 --> 01:03:04,217 (GASPING) Al! Kid, snap out of it. 1069 01:03:04,417 --> 01:03:07,153 You can't cheat on this one. I can't help unless you make a wish. 1070 01:03:07,153 --> 01:03:10,757 You have to say, "Genie, I want you to save my life." Got it? 1071 01:03:10,757 --> 01:03:13,426 Come on, Aladdin! 1072 01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,730 I'll take that as a yes. (IMITATING ALARM) 1073 01:03:16,730 --> 01:03:18,164 Up scope. 1074 01:03:18,164 --> 01:03:21,468 (BABBLING IN GERMAN) 1075 01:03:24,404 --> 01:03:26,439 (COUGHING) 1076 01:03:28,141 --> 01:03:30,477 Don't you scare me like that. 1077 01:03:30,477 --> 01:03:33,780 Genie, I, uh... 1078 01:03:33,780 --> 01:03:35,815 I... 1079 01:03:36,850 --> 01:03:39,185 - Thanks, Genie. - Oh, Al. 1080 01:03:39,185 --> 01:03:41,788 I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid. 1081 01:03:41,855 --> 01:03:44,324 Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything. 1082 01:03:44,324 --> 01:03:46,459 (HUMMING) 1083 01:03:50,363 --> 01:03:52,265 SULTAN: Jasmine. 1084 01:03:52,265 --> 01:03:56,269 Oh, Father, I just had the most wonderful time. 1085 01:03:56,269 --> 01:04:00,400 - I'm so happy. - You should be, Jasmine. 1086 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:03,176 I have chosen a husband for you. 1087 01:04:03,176 --> 01:04:06,112 - What? - You will wed Jafar. 1088 01:04:06,112 --> 01:04:07,514 (GASPING) 1089 01:04:07,514 --> 01:04:10,784 You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife. 1090 01:04:10,784 --> 01:04:13,530 I will never marry you. 1091 01:04:13,153 --> 01:04:16,890 - Father, I choose Prince Ali. - Prince Ali left. 1092 01:04:16,890 --> 01:04:19,125 Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar. 1093 01:04:19,125 --> 01:04:20,894 - Prince Ali! - (GASPING) 1094 01:04:20,894 --> 01:04:23,897 How in the... Uh. Awk! 1095 01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:27,500 Tell them the truth, Jafar. You tried to have me killed. 1096 01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:30,670 What? Ridiculous nonsense, Your Highness. 1097 01:04:30,670 --> 01:04:32,872 He is obviously lying. 1098 01:04:32,872 --> 01:04:35,375 Obviously lying. 1099 01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:37,510 Father, what's wrong with you? 1100 01:04:37,510 --> 01:04:39,646 I know what's wrong. 1101 01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:42,415 Oh, my! 1102 01:04:42,415 --> 01:04:45,151 Your Highness, Jafar's been controlling you with this. 1103 01:04:45,151 --> 01:04:48,254 (STAMMERING) What? Jafar? 1104 01:04:48,254 --> 01:04:50,757 You, you traitor! 1105 01:04:50,757 --> 01:04:52,992 Your Majesty, all this can be explained. 1106 01:04:52,992 --> 01:04:55,950 Guards! Guards! 1107 01:04:55,950 --> 01:04:57,330 Well, that's it. We're dead. Forget it. 1108 01:04:57,330 --> 01:04:59,265 Just dig a grave for both of us. We're dead. 1109 01:04:59,265 --> 01:05:02,402 - SULTAN: Arrest Jafar at once. - (STRUGGLING) 1110 01:05:02,402 --> 01:05:05,138 This is not done yet, boy. 1111 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,341 - (LAUGHING) - (COUGHING) 1112 01:05:08,541 --> 01:05:12,112 SULTAN: Find him! Search everywhere! 1113 01:05:12,112 --> 01:05:14,714 - Jasmine, are you all right? - Yes. 1114 01:05:14,714 --> 01:05:17,751 Jafar, my most trusted counsellor, 1115 01:05:17,751 --> 01:05:19,352 plotting against me all this time. 1116 01:05:19,352 --> 01:05:21,755 This is horrible, just horrible. 1117 01:05:21,755 --> 01:05:24,570 How will I ever... 1118 01:05:24,570 --> 01:05:25,792 Huh? 1119 01:05:26,292 --> 01:05:27,961 Can this be true? 1120 01:05:27,961 --> 01:05:31,698 My daughter has finally chosen a suitor? 1121 01:05:31,698 --> 01:05:35,268 Ha, ha! Praise Allah! 1122 01:05:36,102 --> 01:05:38,705 I won't. I'll leave that to my... 1123 01:05:38,838 --> 01:05:41,341 But you two will be wed at once. 1124 01:05:41,341 --> 01:05:44,611 Yes, yes. And you'll be happy and prosperous, 1125 01:05:44,611 --> 01:05:47,981 and then you, my boy, will become sultan. 1126 01:05:47,981 --> 01:05:49,249 - Sultan? - SULTAN: Yes. 1127 01:05:49,249 --> 01:05:51,584 A fine upstanding youth such as yourself, 1128 01:05:51,584 --> 01:05:54,200 a person of your unimpeachable moral character 1129 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,691 is exactly what this kingdom needs. 1130 01:05:57,924 --> 01:06:01,628 IAGO: We gotta get outta here. I gotta start packing. Only essentials. 1131 01:06:01,628 --> 01:06:02,696 We gotta travel light. 1132 01:06:02,696 --> 01:06:06,320 Bring the guns, the weapons, the knives, and how about this picture? 1133 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,868 I think I'm making a weird face in it. 1134 01:06:08,868 --> 01:06:11,438 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 1135 01:06:11,438 --> 01:06:15,475 Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. 1136 01:06:15,475 --> 01:06:19,579 Jafar! Jafar! Get a grip! 1137 01:06:20,146 --> 01:06:21,214 Good grip. 1138 01:06:21,214 --> 01:06:25,218 Prince Ali is nothing more than that ragged urchin, Aladdin. 1139 01:06:25,218 --> 01:06:28,455 - He has the lamp, Iago. - Why, that miserable... 1140 01:06:28,455 --> 01:06:31,124 But you are going to relieve him of it. 1141 01:06:31,124 --> 01:06:32,692 Me? 1142 01:06:36,129 --> 01:06:38,198 Sultan? 1143 01:06:38,198 --> 01:06:39,999 They want me to be Sultan? 1144 01:06:40,834 --> 01:06:42,535 Huzzah! 1145 01:06:42,535 --> 01:06:45,338 (SINGING) Hail the conquering hero 1146 01:06:45,338 --> 01:06:47,741 (PATRIOTIC TUNE PLAYS) 1147 01:06:52,912 --> 01:06:55,915 Aladdin, you've just won the heart of the princess. 1148 01:06:55,915 --> 01:06:58,485 What are you gonna do next? 1149 01:07:01,988 --> 01:07:03,757 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 1150 01:07:04,224 --> 01:07:08,995 (WHISPERING) Psst. Your line is, "I'm going to free the genie." 1151 01:07:09,950 --> 01:07:10,263 Any time. 1152 01:07:10,263 --> 01:07:13,733 - Genie. I can't. - Sure you can. 1153 01:07:13,733 --> 01:07:17,237 You just go, "Genie, I wish you free." 1154 01:07:17,237 --> 01:07:18,905 I'm serious. 1155 01:07:18,905 --> 01:07:22,609 Look, I'm sorry. I really am. But they wanna make me sultan. 1156 01:07:22,609 --> 01:07:25,779 No. They wanna make Prince Ali sultan. 1157 01:07:25,779 --> 01:07:28,415 Without you, I'm just Aladdin. 1158 01:07:28,415 --> 01:07:30,850 - Al, you won. - Because of you. 1159 01:07:30,850 --> 01:07:34,454 The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you. 1160 01:07:34,454 --> 01:07:36,723 What if they find out I'm not really a prince? 1161 01:07:36,723 --> 01:07:40,393 What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. 1162 01:07:40,393 --> 01:07:43,897 Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. 1163 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:46,733 I can't wish you free. 1164 01:07:47,867 --> 01:07:51,404 Fine. I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. 1165 01:07:51,404 --> 01:07:53,973 Hey, I was beginning to feel left out. 1166 01:07:53,973 --> 01:07:57,277 Now, if you'll excuse me, master. 1167 01:07:59,312 --> 01:08:00,980 (SIGHING) 1168 01:08:00,980 --> 01:08:02,816 Genie, I'm really sorry. 1169 01:08:02,816 --> 01:08:03,950 (RASPBERRY) 1170 01:08:03,950 --> 01:08:08,254 Well, fine. Then just stay in there. 1171 01:08:09,556 --> 01:08:11,491 What are you guys looking at? 1172 01:08:11,491 --> 01:08:14,894 - (WHIMPERING) - (SNIFFLING) 1173 01:08:14,894 --> 01:08:17,630 ALADDIN: Look, I... I'm sorry. 1174 01:08:17,630 --> 01:08:19,299 Abu, I'm sorry. I didn't... 1175 01:08:19,299 --> 01:08:21,735 Wait. Come on. 1176 01:08:24,170 --> 01:08:26,373 (SIGHING) 1177 01:08:27,730 --> 01:08:29,175 What am I doing? 1178 01:08:29,809 --> 01:08:32,379 (SIGHS) Genie's right. 1179 01:08:33,580 --> 01:08:35,815 I gotta tell Jasmine the truth. 1180 01:08:35,815 --> 01:08:39,486 JASMINE: Ali. Oh, Ali. Will you come here? 1181 01:08:40,860 --> 01:08:42,822 (SIGHING) Well, here goes. 1182 01:08:42,856 --> 01:08:45,325 Jasmine? Where are you? 1183 01:08:45,592 --> 01:08:47,527 (IMITATES JASMINE) Out in the menagerie. Hurry. 1184 01:08:47,527 --> 01:08:50,300 - I'm coming. - (PANTING) 1185 01:08:50,497 --> 01:08:52,699 (WICKED LAUGHTER) 1186 01:08:52,699 --> 01:08:56,369 - (GOOFY CHUCKLE) - You got a problem, Pinky? 1187 01:08:56,369 --> 01:08:57,537 Jerk. 1188 01:08:57,537 --> 01:08:59,406 (GLEEFUL CACKLING) 1189 01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:03,109 Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you. 1190 01:09:03,109 --> 01:09:04,778 (IMITATES JAFAR) "Excellent work, Iago." 1191 01:09:04,778 --> 01:09:06,112 Ah, go on. 1192 01:09:06,112 --> 01:09:10,160 "No, really. On a scale of one to 10, you are an 11." 1193 01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:12,452 Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. 1194 01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:14,854 I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing. 1195 01:09:15,555 --> 01:09:18,224 People of Agrabah, 1196 01:09:18,224 --> 01:09:23,229 my daughter has finally chosen a suitor. 1197 01:09:23,229 --> 01:09:25,632 - (CROWD CHEERING) - ALADDIN: Jasmine. 1198 01:09:25,632 --> 01:09:27,867 Ali, where have you been? 1199 01:09:27,867 --> 01:09:29,903 Jasmine, there's something I got to tell you. 1200 01:09:29,903 --> 01:09:33,390 The whole kingdom's turned out for Father's announcement. 1201 01:09:33,390 --> 01:09:35,642 No. But, Jasmine, listen to me, please. 1202 01:09:35,709 --> 01:09:38,712 - SULTAN: Ali Ababwa! - (CHEERING) 1203 01:09:38,712 --> 01:09:40,613 Oh, boy. 1204 01:09:40,613 --> 01:09:43,116 (CHEERING) 1205 01:09:43,216 --> 01:09:47,721 Look at them, cheering that little pipsqueak. 1206 01:09:47,721 --> 01:09:50,390 Let them cheer. 1207 01:09:51,124 --> 01:09:53,727 You know, Al, I'm getting really... 1208 01:09:53,727 --> 01:09:56,563 I don't think you're him. Tonight, the part of Al 1209 01:09:56,563 --> 01:09:59,399 will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man. 1210 01:09:59,399 --> 01:10:02,836 - I am your master now. - I was afraid of that. 1211 01:10:02,836 --> 01:10:06,172 Genie, grant me my first wish. 1212 01:10:06,172 --> 01:10:10,276 I wish to rule on high as sultan. 1213 01:10:14,147 --> 01:10:17,317 - Whoa! - Bless my soul. 1214 01:10:17,317 --> 01:10:20,186 What is this? What's going on? 1215 01:10:20,186 --> 01:10:22,422 Oh, my goodness, what's happening? 1216 01:10:22,422 --> 01:10:23,990 Father. 1217 01:10:23,990 --> 01:10:26,159 (CACKLING) 1218 01:10:26,393 --> 01:10:29,596 Jafar, you vile betrayer. 1219 01:10:29,596 --> 01:10:32,766 That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you. 1220 01:10:32,766 --> 01:10:35,168 Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that. 1221 01:10:35,168 --> 01:10:38,271 - (GASPS) The lamp. - (JAFAR LAUGHS) 1222 01:10:38,271 --> 01:10:41,775 Finders keepers, Abubu. 1223 01:10:47,847 --> 01:10:49,883 (WHISTLES) 1224 01:10:50,517 --> 01:10:52,786 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1225 01:10:56,556 --> 01:10:58,525 Genie, no! 1226 01:10:58,525 --> 01:11:01,628 Sorry, kid. I got a new master now. 1227 01:11:02,462 --> 01:11:05,980 Jafar, I order you to stop. 1228 01:11:05,980 --> 01:11:07,534 Ah, but there's a new order now. 1229 01:11:07,534 --> 01:11:09,369 My order. 1230 01:11:09,369 --> 01:11:12,572 Finally, you will bow to me. 1231 01:11:12,572 --> 01:11:14,274 We will never bow to you. 1232 01:11:14,274 --> 01:11:16,643 Why am I not surprised? 1233 01:11:16,643 --> 01:11:19,245 If you won't bow before a sultan, 1234 01:11:19,245 --> 01:11:22,482 then you will cower before a sorcerer! 1235 01:11:22,482 --> 01:11:24,818 Genie, my second wish... 1236 01:11:24,818 --> 01:11:30,824 I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world! 1237 01:11:30,824 --> 01:11:33,493 - (JAFAR LAUGHS MANIACALLY) - Genie, stop! 1238 01:11:34,940 --> 01:11:36,162 Ladies and gentlemen, 1239 01:11:36,162 --> 01:11:41,935 a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar! 1240 01:11:41,935 --> 01:11:44,170 Now, where were we? 1241 01:11:44,170 --> 01:11:48,675 Ah, yes. Abject humiliation. 1242 01:11:50,110 --> 01:11:54,147 - Down, boy. - (MEOWS) 1243 01:11:54,147 --> 01:11:55,515 Oh, Princess. 1244 01:11:55,515 --> 01:11:58,585 There's someone I'm dying to introduce you to. 1245 01:11:58,585 --> 01:12:00,120 Jafar. Get your hands off her. 1246 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:02,355 (SINGING) Prince Ali Yes, it is he 1247 01:12:02,355 --> 01:12:04,758 But not as you know him 1248 01:12:04,758 --> 01:12:09,329 Read my lips And come to grips with reality 1249 01:12:09,662 --> 01:12:11,931 Yes, meet a blast from your past 1250 01:12:11,931 --> 01:12:14,367 Whose lies were too good to last 1251 01:12:14,367 --> 01:12:17,771 Say hello To your precious Prince Ali 1252 01:12:17,771 --> 01:12:20,540 Or should we say Aladdin? 1253 01:12:20,540 --> 01:12:21,708 Ali? 1254 01:12:21,708 --> 01:12:25,111 Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I'm just... 1255 01:12:25,111 --> 01:12:29,549 So Ali turns out to be Merely Aladdin 1256 01:12:29,549 --> 01:12:31,651 Just a con, need I go on 1257 01:12:31,651 --> 01:12:34,187 Take it from me 1258 01:12:34,187 --> 01:12:36,389 His personality flaws 1259 01:12:36,389 --> 01:12:38,525 Give me adequate cause 1260 01:12:38,525 --> 01:12:40,560 To send him packing On a one-way trip 1261 01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:41,661 Genie! 1262 01:12:41,661 --> 01:12:43,229 So his prospects Take a terminal dip 1263 01:12:43,229 --> 01:12:49,200 His assets frozen, the venue chosen Is the ends of the Earth, whoopee! 1264 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,705 - So long! - Good-bye, see ya. 1265 01:12:51,705 --> 01:12:57,243 Ex-Prince Ali 1266 01:12:57,677 --> 01:13:00,580 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 1267 01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:15,929 (WIND HOWLING) 1268 01:13:18,498 --> 01:13:20,467 (SHIVERING) 1269 01:13:21,534 --> 01:13:24,370 Abu. 1270 01:13:24,738 --> 01:13:26,706 Abu! 1271 01:13:28,410 --> 01:13:30,243 (ABU WHIMPERING) 1272 01:13:30,577 --> 01:13:32,779 Oh, this is all my fault. 1273 01:13:32,779 --> 01:13:36,449 I should have freed the genie when I had the chance. 1274 01:13:36,449 --> 01:13:40,620 - Abu. Are you okay? - (TEETH CHATTERING) Mmm-hmm. 1275 01:13:40,754 --> 01:13:43,890 I'm sorry, Abu. 1276 01:13:43,890 --> 01:13:45,225 I made a mess of everything. 1277 01:13:45,225 --> 01:13:49,596 Somehow, I gotta go back and set things right. 1278 01:13:56,903 --> 01:13:58,605 Carpet. 1279 01:13:59,205 --> 01:14:02,542 - (ABU CHITTERS) - (ALADDIN STRAINS) 1280 01:14:02,876 --> 01:14:04,644 Abu, start digging. 1281 01:14:04,644 --> 01:14:06,312 (FRANTIC PANTING) 1282 01:14:07,247 --> 01:14:09,115 That's it. 1283 01:14:26,990 --> 01:14:29,135 Yeah! All right! 1284 01:14:29,135 --> 01:14:31,438 (WHINES) 1285 01:14:34,908 --> 01:14:37,744 Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go. 1286 01:14:40,246 --> 01:14:42,949 - IAGO: Puppet ruler want a cracker? - (SULTAN MOANING) 1287 01:14:42,949 --> 01:14:46,119 Here's your cracker. Shove them all the way down your throat. 1288 01:14:46,119 --> 01:14:47,487 Here. Have lots. 1289 01:14:47,487 --> 01:14:51,591 Stop it. Jafar, leave him alone. 1290 01:14:51,591 --> 01:14:53,259 (GROWLING) 1291 01:14:53,259 --> 01:14:57,664 It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine. 1292 01:14:59,132 --> 01:15:01,468 A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself 1293 01:15:01,468 --> 01:15:05,672 should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world. 1294 01:15:05,672 --> 01:15:07,607 What do you say, my dear? 1295 01:15:07,607 --> 01:15:10,210 Why, with you as my queen... 1296 01:15:10,210 --> 01:15:12,812 - Never. - (ENRAGED GROWL) 1297 01:15:13,113 --> 01:15:15,382 I'll teach you some respect. 1298 01:15:15,382 --> 01:15:16,883 (GASPING) 1299 01:15:18,510 --> 01:15:20,620 No. Genie. 1300 01:15:21,388 --> 01:15:24,570 I have decided to make my final wish. 1301 01:15:24,570 --> 01:15:26,960 I wish for Princess Jasmine 1302 01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:30,363 to fall desperately in love with me. 1303 01:15:35,702 --> 01:15:39,639 Ah, Master, there are a few addendas, some quid pro quos... 1304 01:15:39,639 --> 01:15:42,750 Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout. 1305 01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:47,213 You will do what I order you to do, slave. 1306 01:15:47,213 --> 01:15:49,949 JASMINE: Jafar. 1307 01:15:50,483 --> 01:15:56,456 I never realised how incredibly handsome you are. 1308 01:15:57,724 --> 01:16:00,660 Mmm. That's better. 1309 01:16:01,394 --> 01:16:04,264 Now, pussycat, 1310 01:16:04,264 --> 01:16:07,267 tell me more about myself. 1311 01:16:07,267 --> 01:16:12,272 You're tall, dark, 1312 01:16:13,730 --> 01:16:14,941 well dressed... 1313 01:16:14,941 --> 01:16:17,277 AI. AI, little buddy. 1314 01:16:17,277 --> 01:16:18,912 Shh. 1315 01:16:21,948 --> 01:16:23,717 Al, I can't help you. 1316 01:16:23,717 --> 01:16:26,786 I work for Señor Psychopath now. What are you gonna do? 1317 01:16:26,786 --> 01:16:30,790 Hey, I'm a street rat, remember? I'll improvise. 1318 01:16:30,790 --> 01:16:34,361 JASMINE: Cute little gaps between your teeth. 1319 01:16:34,761 --> 01:16:36,463 Go on. 1320 01:16:36,463 --> 01:16:42,402 And your beard is so twisted. 1321 01:16:43,436 --> 01:16:47,741 - You've stolen my heart. - (GASPING) Jafar... 1322 01:16:47,741 --> 01:16:51,478 - (IAGO MUMBLING) - And the street rat? 1323 01:16:51,478 --> 01:16:53,980 What street rat? 1324 01:16:59,285 --> 01:17:01,454 That was... 1325 01:17:03,757 --> 01:17:05,925 You! 1326 01:17:05,959 --> 01:17:09,763 How many times do I have to kill you, boy? 1327 01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:14,834 Get the lamp. 1328 01:17:15,835 --> 01:17:17,504 No! 1329 01:17:17,504 --> 01:17:20,840 Ah, ah, ah, Princess. Your time is up. 1330 01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,760 (GROWLING) 1331 01:17:24,411 --> 01:17:26,246 Jasmine. 1332 01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:29,582 Oh, nice shot, Jaf... 1333 01:17:31,170 --> 01:17:33,753 Don't toy with me. 1334 01:17:34,587 --> 01:17:35,689 Abu! 1335 01:17:35,689 --> 01:17:38,992 JAFAR: Things are unravelling fast now, boy. 1336 01:17:38,992 --> 01:17:41,828 (JAFAR LAUGHING) 1337 01:17:41,828 --> 01:17:43,763 Get the point? 1338 01:17:43,763 --> 01:17:45,632 (LAUGHING) 1339 01:17:45,632 --> 01:17:47,734 (STRAINING) 1340 01:17:49,302 --> 01:17:51,838 I'm just getting warmed up. 1341 01:17:54,441 --> 01:17:58,211 Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake? 1342 01:17:58,545 --> 01:18:01,147 A snake, am I? 1343 01:18:01,147 --> 01:18:06,586 Perhaps you'd like to see how snakelike I can be. 1344 01:18:21,568 --> 01:18:23,360 (SCREAMING) 1345 01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:25,372 (SINGING) Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake Stick that sword into that snake 1346 01:18:25,372 --> 01:18:27,730 You stay out of this. 1347 01:18:27,730 --> 01:18:30,844 Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it... Great! 1348 01:18:34,647 --> 01:18:36,750 JASMINE: Aladdin. 1349 01:18:42,589 --> 01:18:44,357 (SCREAMS) 1350 01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:48,828 Jasmine, hang on. 1351 01:18:49,496 --> 01:18:53,833 (LAUGHING) You little fool. 1352 01:18:54,534 --> 01:18:59,739 You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth. 1353 01:18:59,739 --> 01:19:03,243 Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a... Awk! 1354 01:19:03,243 --> 01:19:07,447 Without the genie, boy, you're nothing. 1355 01:19:07,447 --> 01:19:10,684 The genie. The genie. 1356 01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,253 The genie has more power than you'll ever have. 1357 01:19:13,253 --> 01:19:14,354 What? 1358 01:19:14,354 --> 01:19:17,290 He gave you your power. He can take it away. 1359 01:19:17,290 --> 01:19:19,959 Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this? 1360 01:19:19,959 --> 01:19:24,197 Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best. 1361 01:19:24,964 --> 01:19:26,299 You're right. 1362 01:19:26,299 --> 01:19:29,903 His power does exceed my own. 1363 01:19:29,903 --> 01:19:32,372 But not for long. 1364 01:19:32,372 --> 01:19:35,542 The boy is crazy. He's a little punch-drunk. 1365 01:19:35,542 --> 01:19:37,277 One too many hits with the snake. 1366 01:19:37,277 --> 01:19:40,213 Slave, I make my third wish. 1367 01:19:40,213 --> 01:19:44,884 I wish to be an all-powerful genie! 1368 01:19:48,154 --> 01:19:52,258 All right, your wish is my command. Way to go, Al. 1369 01:19:57,297 --> 01:19:59,766 Yes. 1370 01:20:00,667 --> 01:20:02,502 Yes! 1371 01:20:02,502 --> 01:20:04,237 The power. 1372 01:20:04,237 --> 01:20:06,806 - (JAFAR LAUGHS) - (JASMINE COUGHS) 1373 01:20:06,806 --> 01:20:11,845 The absolute power! 1374 01:20:11,845 --> 01:20:14,714 - What have you done? - Trust me. 1375 01:20:15,315 --> 01:20:20,453 The universe is mine to command, to control! 1376 01:20:20,453 --> 01:20:24,240 Not so fast, Jafar. Aren't you forgetting something? 1377 01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:27,360 - Huh? - You wanted to be a genie, you got it. 1378 01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:28,661 What? 1379 01:20:28,661 --> 01:20:31,297 And everything that goes with it. 1380 01:20:31,364 --> 01:20:34,701 - No! No! - I'm gettin' out of here. 1381 01:20:34,701 --> 01:20:36,703 ALADDIN: Phenomenal cosmic powers... 1382 01:20:36,703 --> 01:20:39,773 You're the genie. I don't want... 1383 01:20:39,773 --> 01:20:41,541 Itty bitty living space. 1384 01:20:41,541 --> 01:20:44,978 Al, you little genius, you. 1385 01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:54,421 - Ahh! - (MEOWS) 1386 01:20:59,492 --> 01:21:01,728 JAFAR: Get your blasted beak out of my face. 1387 01:21:01,728 --> 01:21:05,398 - IAGO: Oh, shut up, you moron. - Don't tell me to shut up. 1388 01:21:05,398 --> 01:21:06,666 Allow me. 1389 01:21:06,666 --> 01:21:10,737 Ten thousand years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out. 1390 01:21:10,737 --> 01:21:12,806 (IAGO YELLING INDISTINCTLY) 1391 01:21:12,806 --> 01:21:15,475 JAFAR: Shut up! 1392 01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:22,916 Jasmine... 1393 01:21:23,383 --> 01:21:26,353 I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince. 1394 01:21:26,353 --> 01:21:28,221 I know why you did. 1395 01:21:29,556 --> 01:21:34,494 Well, I guess this is good-bye? 1396 01:21:34,494 --> 01:21:37,964 Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair. 1397 01:21:38,231 --> 01:21:40,233 I love you. 1398 01:21:40,567 --> 01:21:44,938 (SNIFFLES) Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. 1399 01:21:44,938 --> 01:21:47,107 Just say the word and you're a prince again. 1400 01:21:47,107 --> 01:21:49,275 But, Genie, what about your freedom? 1401 01:21:49,275 --> 01:21:52,512 Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. 1402 01:21:52,512 --> 01:21:54,514 This is love. 1403 01:21:54,514 --> 01:21:58,952 Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. 1404 01:21:58,952 --> 01:22:01,621 Believe me, I know. I've looked. 1405 01:22:02,522 --> 01:22:04,624 Jasmine, I do love you, 1406 01:22:04,624 --> 01:22:08,495 but I got to stop pretending to be something I'm not. 1407 01:22:08,528 --> 01:22:10,764 I understand. 1408 01:22:13,660 --> 01:22:14,968 Genie, I wish for your freedom. 1409 01:22:14,968 --> 01:22:17,804 One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. 1410 01:22:17,804 --> 01:22:21,474 - What? - Genie, you're free. 1411 01:22:41,961 --> 01:22:44,731 I'm free. I'm free. 1412 01:22:44,731 --> 01:22:47,100 Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. 1413 01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:49,469 Say, "I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that. 1414 01:22:49,469 --> 01:22:52,339 - Uh, I wish for the Nile. - No way! 1415 01:22:52,339 --> 01:22:53,940 (LAUGHING GLEEFULLY) 1416 01:22:53,940 --> 01:22:56,509 Oh, does that feel good! Oh! 1417 01:22:56,509 --> 01:22:59,979 I'm free! I'm free at last! 1418 01:22:59,979 --> 01:23:03,717 I'm hittin' the road. I'm off to see the world. I'm... 1419 01:23:11,691 --> 01:23:13,793 Genie, I'm... 1420 01:23:13,793 --> 01:23:16,363 I'm gonna miss you. 1421 01:23:16,363 --> 01:23:19,320 Me, too, Al. (SNIFFLES) 1422 01:23:20,330 --> 01:23:22,535 No matter what anybody says, 1423 01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:26,106 you'll always be a prince to me. 1424 01:23:26,873 --> 01:23:28,800 That's right. 1425 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:31,678 You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. 1426 01:23:32,178 --> 01:23:34,848 It's that law that's the problem. 1427 01:23:34,848 --> 01:23:38,118 - Father? - Well, am I sultan or am I sultan? 1428 01:23:38,118 --> 01:23:39,819 From this day forth, 1429 01:23:39,819 --> 01:23:44,791 the princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy. 1430 01:23:44,791 --> 01:23:47,761 Him. I choose... 1431 01:23:48,361 --> 01:23:51,598 I choose you, Aladdin. 1432 01:23:52,732 --> 01:23:55,135 Call me Al. 1433 01:23:55,201 --> 01:23:58,705 Oh, all of you, come over here. Big group hug. 1434 01:23:58,705 --> 01:24:00,507 Group hug. 1435 01:24:00,740 --> 01:24:02,800 Ooh, hairball. 1436 01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:04,644 Well, I can't do any more damage around this Popsicle stand. 1437 01:24:04,644 --> 01:24:07,180 I'm outta here! 1438 01:24:07,180 --> 01:24:09,683 Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds! 1439 01:24:09,683 --> 01:24:12,452 Hey, Rugman, ciao. I'm history. 1440 01:24:12,452 --> 01:24:14,154 No, I'm mythology. 1441 01:24:14,154 --> 01:24:17,590 I don't care what I am. I'm free! 1442 01:24:20,193 --> 01:24:22,829 (SINGING) A whole new world 1443 01:24:22,829 --> 01:24:25,632 A whole new life 1444 01:24:25,632 --> 01:24:31,538 For you and me 1445 01:24:39,979 --> 01:24:42,482 (LAUGHING) 1446 01:24:43,817 --> 01:24:46,386 Made you look. 1447 01:29:19,392 --> 01:29:21,828 You have been a fabulous audience. 1448 01:29:21,828 --> 01:29:24,640 Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. 1449 01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:26,766 Take care of yourselves. Good night, Alice! 1450 01:29:26,766 --> 01:29:31,137 Good night, Agrabah! Adiós, amigos!