1 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:39,606 Yeah, dude! 2 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:44,144 Bobby, do that again, but this time don't fall down. 3 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:20,460 - Aah! - Whoo-hoo-wow! 4 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,860 Huh? 5 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:30,590 Do you realize going off to college means no more... 6 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:33,693 well-meaning but totally smothering, overprotective, 7 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,695 doting, ah-yucking dads? 8 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,797 Yeah, well, yours at least. 9 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:42,702 My dad's been counting down the days until he can turn my bedroom into a bowling alley. 10 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:47,774 Hey, we have a surefire way to shoot straight to the top of the freshman heap. 11 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:50,877 The College "X" Games! 12 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,946 First freshman team to win it all! 13 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:57,717 First team to boot those number one Gammas on their boot-tays! 14 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:01,221 Huh! The Gammas may be five-time winners, 15 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:04,924 but I hope they're ready for a losing streak! 16 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:08,595 Let's beat the Gammas! Let's do it to it! 17 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:13,400 Woo-woo-woo-woo! 18 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:19,472 Gawrsh, Pete, one day you're changin' their diapers, 19 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:21,908 and the next thing you know... 20 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:25,145 they're all grown up and leavin' for college. 21 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:27,147 Well, Goof, the way I see it, 22 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:30,917 it's my last night of baby-sitting, and I'm a free man! 23 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:35,210 Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! Free, free, free, I tell you! 24 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:38,910 Yah-hoo! Ha-ha! Come on, son. 25 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:41,194 I can't miss you if you won't leave! 26 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:44,264 - Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Yeah, free. 27 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:48,134 Hey, why don't you get the boys? Food's almost ready. 28 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:50,704 It's time to sere these little babies now. 29 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:54,374 Ha-ha-ooh! 30 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:59,279 Nice rasta, pasta, Maxman. 31 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:02,782 Ooh, Maxie's pretty good at that boardin' stuff. 32 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:05,819 He is totally gonna kill at college. 33 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:07,887 Huh? 34 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:12,692 - Yeah! Yes! 35 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:15,995 Listen, son, that there "X" Games fiddle-faddle... 36 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:17,997 may be all well and fun, 37 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:22,502 but remember, you're going off to college to make something of yourselves. 38 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:25,505 - Exactly. - You'll get a degree, 39 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:28,541 and the world will be your clam. 40 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:30,977 Uh, oyster, Dad? 41 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,580 No, thanks. I'm saving room for weenies. 42 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,160 Now, let me show you exactly what I mean. 43 00:03:36,820 --> 00:03:40,487 Oh, no, not the old horseshoe lecture. 44 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:45,250 You see, tossin' horseshoes is a lot like how life works. 45 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,730 Sorr, Pete. 46 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:53,333 Uh, like I was sayin'... 47 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,437 It's about staying focused on your goals. 48 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,840 Right. You see, ever once in a while... 49 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,743 life gives you an important tossin' opportunity. 50 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:06,880 Like, uh, well... college, for instance! 51 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:08,882 If you want that dee-ploma, 52 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:13,219 you gotta fix both eyes on it like it was this here horseshoe stake. 53 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:16,723 And with the proper "consecration"... 54 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,725 and follow-through, 55 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,500 Throw it, will ya! 56 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,203 You should hear the clang of a ringer! 57 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:47,420 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! A ringer! 58 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:50,990 See, Maxie? You've just gotta stay focused. 59 00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:53,927 - Huh? - Hey, Goof, 60 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:57,864 - it's gettin' cold already. 61 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:00,633 Save a weenie for me! 62 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,703 Hey, Peej, isn't ten hot dogs enough? Pass 'em over here. 63 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:08,875 Ooh, I can't wait to get out of here. 64 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:10,944 Here, let me help you pack. 65 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:12,679 Dad, I can do that. 66 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:17,517 I sure hope so. I'm not gonna be there at college to pick up after you. 67 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:22,220 In fact, it's gonna be a long time... 68 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:24,958 before you see your old man again. 69 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:27,627 What, maybe Christmas? 70 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:30,163 Ah, Dad, it'll go by fast. 71 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,966 Not too fast, I hope. 72 00:05:33,330 --> 00:05:36,503 It's time to take charge, live your own life. 73 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:39,305 You're a grown man now, Maxie-Poo. 74 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:47,881 I'm not takin' ol' Stuffed Bear to college, Dad! 75 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,883 - Sure you are. - No. 76 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,585 What are you talkin' about? You love Stuffed Bear. 77 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,522 - Come on. You're gonna need him. - I'm not kidding! 78 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:58,858 - No! 79 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,864 Well, then, 80 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:07,767 I got somethin' else for you. 81 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,237 - Son, 82 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,373 I want you to have this. 83 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,408 Oh! It weighs like a ton! 84 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:20,914 I bet it's one of those combo TV/CD/VCR/Laptop/Scanner/Fax things, right? 85 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:23,183 Oh, man, they are so cool! 86 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:31,257 - Too stunned to speak, huh? - No, just stunned. What is it? 87 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,860 This was my father's. 88 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:37,300 And now, son, it's yours. 89 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:40,934 Thanks, Dad. This means a lot to me. 90 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:43,770 Oh, listen, I'm gonna turn in. 91 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:47,440 You know, big day tomorrow. 92 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:01,721 - Good night, Dad. - Good night, son. 93 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,672 Ah-yuck. 94 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,941 Ah-yuck. 95 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,713 Did you brush your teeth? 96 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:29,482 Yeah, Dad. 97 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:32,218 - Comb your hair? - Yep. 98 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:34,654 - Did you put on clean underwear? - Dad! 99 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,823 - Come on, Max! - Oop! Gotta go! 100 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:39,159 But, Max... 101 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,894 Ooh! 102 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:44,898 - Goin' already? - Gotta get there early for freshman orientation. See ya. 103 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,000 What about breakfast? 104 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:49,736 - You need your three squares a day, you know. - Don't worr. 105 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:53,707 We'll pick up donuts on the way. Love ya! Miss ya! See you at Christmas! Bye! 106 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,509 Don't forget to have some milk with those... donuts. 107 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:58,244 Don't forget to have some milk with those... donuts. 108 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:02,649 Good-bye, my little college man. 109 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,883 - Gawrsh. 110 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:24,970 Doot-doot-doot-doot 111 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:26,399 Doot-doot-doot 112 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,401 Okay, dude, south. 113 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:32,305 Un, no, wait. I mean... I don't know, man. Do I look like Magellan? 114 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:35,241 - P.J., you couldn't spell Magellan. - Tr hangin' a Louie. 115 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,277 No, no. Wait. That's the other Louie. 116 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,512 Louie, Huey, Dewey? What're you talkin' about? 117 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,614 Yo, it's right here. This way. 118 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,450 Yeah, Peej, Bobby's right. 119 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:46,953 Hey, Bob, um, who's drivin'? 120 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,534 Aaah! 121 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:07,307 Check it out! 122 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:12,779 Gentlemen, I welcome you to the first day... 123 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:15,115 of the rest of our lives. 124 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,317 Wow. That's pretty deep. 125 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,686 Did you get that off a bumper sticker? 126 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:28,361 Yo. I spy the Gamma house, which means... 127 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:33,266 that dude right there is the one, the only... 128 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,836 Bradley Uppercrust the Third! 129 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:41,875 Whoa! The College "X" Games king! 130 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,712 Yeah, until we take the crown. 131 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,599 Let's play ball, Dad. 132 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,736 Max. 133 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:51,110 - Hiya, Dad. - Maxie. 134 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:55,281 Mr. Goof! An assembly line is for assembling. 135 00:11:55,315 --> 00:12:00,186 Stop daydreaming and get back to work... or else! 136 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:21,107 Oh-oh-oh-oh! Ohh! Wah! 137 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:29,315 Oh, no! Look out! 138 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:35,488 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! 139 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:45,310 Ooh! 140 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,803 Ooh! 141 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,342 Goofy! 142 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,978 I warned you! 143 00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:03,416 You're fired! 144 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,573 Huh? 145 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,809 Oh. Wow! 146 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:33,813 Great air, Max-a-million! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah! 147 00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:43,256 Maxie! 148 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,492 Yeah! 149 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:52,332 - Look at that guy go. Oh, my gosh! - I can't look at anything else. 150 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,976 Whoa! Did you see that? 151 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,580 Well, well, well. 152 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:11,840 Look what the freshman cat dragged in, baby. Some new meat. 153 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:16,890 Hey, easy, big fella. That new meat looks like Gamma material. 154 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,925 Let's check him out. Gammas, roll! 155 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,504 Ugh! Ta-da 156 00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:35,108 Check it out. 157 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,344 Look who's following us. 158 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:41,147 Let's just make sure it stays that way. 159 00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:22,589 Grande cap, extra foamy, hold the whip, cinnamon dust, biscotti side. 160 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:26,726 - Iced double-tall, percent cap. We have any scones? - We got two. 161 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,863 You guys grab a table, I'll grab the java. 162 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,238 Life. 163 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:41,341 Life is like a lime. 164 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,100 Hmm. It's tart and tangy. 165 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:49,490 Sweet. Ooh, so sublime. 166 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:53,386 Quiet, speechless like a mime. 167 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:57,390 Bold and noisy like a crime. 168 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,958 - Don't you dare waste my time, 'cause life can stop... 169 00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:00,994 - Don't you dare waste my time, 'cause life can stop... 170 00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:03,263 On a dime. 171 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,276 Bravo! Bravo! Encore! 172 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:19,145 Author, Arthur Miller! 173 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,681 Suddenly I'm feelin' dizzy... 174 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:25,118 with emotion. 175 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,355 Check it out, Bradley. He's over there. 176 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,825 I'm gonna go give him a Gamma welcome. 177 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,695 - Ahh! - Ooh. I'm sorr, I, l... 178 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:39,699 No, no, no. No. It's, uh, all right, really. 179 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:43,136 I'd wager that if you were on a skateboard, you wouldn't have spilled a drop. 180 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,605 You'd win that bet. 181 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,608 It's my best event. Hi. I'm Max. 182 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:52,212 Bradley. Bradley Uppercrust the Third. 183 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,280 - Ah, yes, 184 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,783 my right-hand man, Gamma Brother Tank. 185 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,486 The pleasure's all mine, baby. 186 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:03,623 Welcome aboard, little tyke. You're class, the high kind. 187 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:07,560 Max, we have won ever College "X" Games competition... 188 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,562 since the beginning. 189 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:13,633 And we have decided to make you our first draft pick. 190 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,403 Lucky you, huh? What do you think of that? 191 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:20,407 No way. You want us to be Gammas? 192 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,809 Ha! You guys, you hear that? 193 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,878 - We're gonna be part... - Hold on, pal. 194 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,847 This reservation's only for one. 195 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:32,552 Oh, well, I'm sorr, but P.J., Bobby and I are in this together. 196 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,422 It's all of us, or none of me. 197 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,424 Max, Max, Max. 198 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:41,270 You don't wanna be weighed down by those clowns, do you? 199 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,960 I thought you wanted to win. 200 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,932 Well, that's just what we're going to do. 201 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:49,669 Ha! Like you'll find any better competitors than my teammates. 202 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:53,106 They're the real deal. Serious athletes. 203 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,875 Check it. Uh-huh. 204 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,844 - The Dynamic Dorks. 205 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,413 Come on. The only thing you three could win... 206 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,783 is a loser contest, baby. 207 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,755 Wow, nice trick. 208 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,924 Do they go fetch and play dead too? 209 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,940 Why, yes. As a matter of fact they do. 210 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,129 Gammas, fetch. 211 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,232 Uh-oh. This can't be good. 212 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,368 - Back off, man. 213 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,104 I've got a biscotti, and I'm not afraid to use it. 214 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,641 All right, quit toying with my emotions. 215 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,810 I thought we were friends. 216 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:36,583 See, I'm giving you the opportunity to join the Gamma Mu Mu Fraternity. 217 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,919 Mu, Mu! Who wants to join a herd of cows? 218 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:43,256 - Tank? - Now, pray tell, sweetheart. 219 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:48,128 Would Mr. Uppercrust like a little power wedgie for your viewing pleasure? 220 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,964 Hey, leave him alone! Huh? Bobby! 221 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:54,000 Hey, don't worr, bro. 222 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,603 I'm a yellow belt. 223 00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:59,239 Eee-ya! Eee-ya! 224 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,750 Hey, Daddy-os. 225 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,778 This is a real L-7 scene. 226 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,982 Let's all take a trip down the road of forgiveness and compassion. 227 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:12,552 Ooh, passion. 228 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:16,356 I like your style, Little Miss Mochachino, but I'm busy right now. 229 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:20,994 Well, I'm dizzy right now from watching your downward spiral. 230 00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:24,297 Ah, why don't you go off and save some whales or something? 231 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,799 Ha! 232 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,867 Oh, you slay me, Tiger. 233 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:31,638 You are the fly in my soup. You are the eyelash in my eye. 234 00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:35,342 You are so busy blowing out bad vibes in ever direction, 235 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,845 that we are all choking on your secondhand smoke. 236 00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:57,397 Errr! Knock it off! 237 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,566 What's wrong, Brad? 238 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,202 Don't you dare call me that! 239 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:05,238 Yeah. Don't forget, he's the king, buster. 240 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:09,509 Yeah, well, we'll dethrone you and the Gammas, your royal lowness. 241 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:13,546 Huh. You'll be lucky to be my towel boy. 242 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,782 Why don't we just make a little wager on that? 243 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:19,886 Loser of the finals will be towel boy to the other. 244 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,122 You got a deal. 245 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:25,925 Be ready to wipe the dirt off my shoes, freshman. 246 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:28,895 Gammas, out! 247 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,897 - Don't let the door hit ya. - Later. 248 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:34,768 Now, that's the first time I ever saw the trash... 249 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,770 take itself out. 250 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,572 You've got the beat, boys. 251 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:42,242 Well, you invented it, girl. 252 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:46,279 You let your fingers do the talkin'. Right. 253 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,553 Next! 254 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,892 Well, Mr. Goof, 255 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,462 I notice you don't have a college degree. 256 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,432 Well, I did complete three years, but... 257 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,967 Look, doll, I'm afraid we can only get jobs... 258 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,403 for people who have college degrees. 259 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,106 So, what do you need? 260 00:21:13,173 --> 00:21:15,408 What is "a degree"? 261 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,444 Bingo! We have a winner. 262 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:21,147 Oh, what's a Goof to do? 263 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:23,850 Well, doll... Uh, Mr. Goof, 264 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,619 the answer to your problem is simple. 265 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:30,790 The only way to build your career is to go back to college. 266 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:36,296 College? Me? I was there in the '70s. I'm too old for that now. 267 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:40,967 Come on, doll. You're never too old to learn a new trick. 268 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:48,141 "We who are godlike now were once a mass... 269 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:53,413 - Of quivering purple flecked with bars of gold. 270 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:56,783 Insentient! Full of joy or miser, 271 00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:59,853 and tossed in terrible tangles... 272 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,855 - Mommy, I didn't do it! - Of some wild... 273 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:04,691 - and windswept..." 274 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,270 Hi, everbody! 275 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:15,350 I'm just a yearnin' for some learnin'. 276 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,270 Who is this goon? 277 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:20,400 Right on, brother! Ah-yuck! 278 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:23,760 - Hey, Max, is my vision blurred... - Oh, no. Oh, no. 279 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,779 Or does that guy look like your dad? 280 00:22:25,879 --> 00:22:29,182 - Maxie! - Kill me. Just kill me now! 281 00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,184 Hey, Maxie, 282 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:35,188 looks like you and me are gonna be classmates. 283 00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:37,857 Ah-yuck. He's my son. 284 00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:47,200 Daddy's little baby couldn't be alone? 285 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:53,139 Nooo! 286 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:59,579 So I got fired. Guess I lost my focus. 287 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:03,550 Ah, Dad, I'm so sorr to hear that. 288 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:07,870 Well, look, if you're here to stay, I think we need to... 289 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:09,422 Focus more. You're absolutely right. 290 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:13,760 Now that I'm with ya, I won't be distracted no more. No, sirree. 291 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:16,796 I'm gonna get me that college degree... 292 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,798 Whoa! 293 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:23,503 - What a bonehead! - What a loser. 294 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:26,439 Dad, what I was saying... 295 00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:29,275 is that we need to establish some ground rules. 296 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:32,812 Well, sure. Whatever you say, Maxie. 297 00:23:32,946 --> 00:23:35,815 First thing, lose the wig. 298 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,785 But I need to look hip and groovy for college. 299 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:41,870 Dad, you're scaring people. 300 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:47,594 I know you're worried it might be hard to get into the swing of things here, 301 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:50,263 and, well, it might be. 302 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:53,500 But I figure two Goofs are better than one. 303 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,802 Two "goofs" all right. 304 00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:59,172 Just think! A whole 'nother year, 305 00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:01,641 just you and me. 306 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:05,612 A year? Did he say a year? Tell me he didn't say a year. I heard a year. 307 00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:08,281 Hold me and tell me he didn't say a year. 308 00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:11,217 A year's like... That's forever. 309 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:16,222 You realize this could severely affect campus hijink-age. 310 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:19,693 Yeah! And how we gonna whip those Gammas now? 311 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:23,163 - With your dad's "practice interruptus"? - Listen, guys. 312 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:26,199 Cut the old man some slack. He has to be here. 313 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,802 He was fired, and he can't find a good job without a degree. 314 00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,970 Fired? Whoa. 315 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,573 You mean like his pink slip was showing? 316 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,675 Don't push it, man. 317 00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:39,245 Look, I talked to him and laid out all the ground rules. 318 00:24:39,346 --> 00:24:41,648 No interfering with the "X" Games practice. 319 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:45,318 No hounding us about schoolwork. No coming into our room unannounced. 320 00:24:45,352 --> 00:24:47,554 And no acting like a father. 321 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,723 Especially mine. 322 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:53,960 He's got his life, I've got my life. 323 00:24:54,270 --> 00:24:57,300 "My life. My life." 324 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,232 Spooky. 325 00:25:02,736 --> 00:25:05,538 - Rise and shine! 326 00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:09,142 - School's a-waitin'. 327 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:11,277 What do you say, boys? 328 00:25:11,378 --> 00:25:13,580 Dad! 329 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,915 Our first class isn't until noon. 330 00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:20,120 Maybe so, but ever day starts with a good breakfast. 331 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:22,789 Ooh! Whoa, whoa! 332 00:25:32,650 --> 00:25:35,402 Nowhere to run to, baby 333 00:25:35,468 --> 00:25:38,138 Nowhere to hide 334 00:25:38,238 --> 00:25:40,407 It's my love I'm runnin' from 335 00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:43,410 It's a heartbreak I've nowhere to go 336 00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:46,246 'Cause I know you're no good for me 337 00:25:46,346 --> 00:25:48,515 To become part of me 338 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:51,484 - Everywhere I go, every face I see 339 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:54,954 Every step I take you take by me, yeah 340 00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:58,958 - Look at it go! - No, no, no. 341 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:03,163 Got nowhere to run to, baby 342 00:26:03,196 --> 00:26:05,465 Hey! Huh? 343 00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:14,641 Nowhere to hide 344 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:17,243 Hey! Huh, huh? 345 00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:24,317 - Huh? - Hiya, Max. 346 00:26:31,191 --> 00:26:33,259 Errr. Goof. 347 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,731 So after we compare and contrast the Age of Enlightenment's... 348 00:26:37,831 --> 00:26:41,267 dark period with the Spanish Inquisition's recessionary trends, 349 00:26:41,368 --> 00:26:44,400 we can get a head start on our trigonorm... 350 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,506 Uh, triggy... Uh, math. 351 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:49,542 Then as a treat, I'll get us tickets to the Museum... 352 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:51,544 of Natural Arts and Sciences. 353 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:55,810 - I hear there's a spectacular leech exhibit. - Oh. 354 00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:57,751 But only if we finish all our homework. 355 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:02,722 Huh? 356 00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:19,906 Where you goin', son? 357 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,310 Oh, yeah! Well, I was just gonna go to... 358 00:27:24,344 --> 00:27:29,115 - You know, go to the... - I have a temporary, but I never got my permanent. 359 00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:32,118 To take you to sign up for your library card. 360 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,121 Dad, all new students need one. 361 00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:46,766 A-Ahem. 362 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:49,502 Good morning, gentlemen. I am the Head Librarian, 363 00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:52,172 versed in all aspects of your school's library, 364 00:27:52,205 --> 00:27:54,808 including, but not limited to, fiction, nonfiction, 365 00:27:54,908 --> 00:27:56,776 periodicals, reference and policy. 366 00:27:56,910 --> 00:28:01,848 - How may I help you? - Hi there, Miss "Marpole-ee." Marpole. Marpole! 367 00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:05,218 My Dad needs a library card. Could you... 368 00:28:05,285 --> 00:28:08,540 Oh, it would be my pleasure. 369 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:11,324 We here at the college library believe that owning a library card... 370 00:28:11,391 --> 00:28:13,626 is a privilege, not a right. 371 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:16,463 Consequently, we expect students... 372 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:20,533 to treat the Dewey Decimal System with respect. 373 00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:24,700 You'll find these helpful to your library experience. 374 00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:26,473 Well, I'll be! 375 00:28:26,573 --> 00:28:29,709 Is that a genuine mood ring you're wearin'? 376 00:28:29,843 --> 00:28:31,911 Well, oh... 377 00:28:32,450 --> 00:28:34,814 Yes. Well, yes it is. 378 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:39,419 I'm a collector of'70s memorabilia and such. Sort of silly, huh? 379 00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:41,554 What, are you kiddin'? 380 00:28:41,588 --> 00:28:44,424 This here's a Gilligan's Island fan club seashell. 381 00:28:44,524 --> 00:28:46,993 Get out! 382 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,662 Do you remember the one when the Professor built a noncombustible engine... 383 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,698 out of coconut shells and sand? 384 00:28:51,765 --> 00:28:54,534 Gawrsh, yeah, little buddy. 385 00:28:54,601 --> 00:28:58,938 - Come on! We're supposed to be practicin' for the "X" Games. 386 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,741 I love all that '70s stuff! 387 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:06,179 - Come on, we're out of here. - Oh, gosh! Remember the "Boogie Duck"? 388 00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:08,882 That was my all-time favorite! 389 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:11,184 - Quack, quack, quack, quack. - Ooh-ooh. 390 00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:14,120 - Quack, quack, quack, quack. - Ooh-ooh. 391 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:19,626 Here at the college library you'll find a most... 392 00:29:19,693 --> 00:29:21,628 A-A-Ahem! 393 00:29:21,695 --> 00:29:23,263 Miss Marpole! 394 00:29:23,363 --> 00:29:25,465 In a library? 395 00:29:28,535 --> 00:29:30,904 Really! 396 00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:34,441 And now, I actually think that the Psych Department... 397 00:29:34,574 --> 00:29:37,610 will be most refreshing. 398 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:42,148 Well, uh, I really should be... 399 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:45,752 getting back to work. 400 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:48,922 Say, um, Miss Marpole... 401 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:51,591 Oh, you can call me Sylvia. 402 00:29:51,658 --> 00:29:54,994 Gawrsh! Sylvia. Ah-yuck. 403 00:29:55,950 --> 00:29:59,299 I was just a-wonderin' if maybe you'd like to... 404 00:29:59,332 --> 00:30:01,301 Go out to dinner? 405 00:30:01,334 --> 00:30:04,237 Well, then maybe afterwards, uh... 406 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:07,273 - Go dancing? - Sure! 407 00:30:07,340 --> 00:30:11,770 So, if, uh... Well, if you're free on... 408 00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:14,614 Saturday? Oh, I'd love to. 7:00? 409 00:30:14,681 --> 00:30:18,118 All right. Ah-yuck. See ya then. 410 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:21,821 You know, Goofy, you're pretty groovy. 411 00:30:24,524 --> 00:30:27,427 Aw, shucks! 412 00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:31,931 She said I'm pretty groovy. 413 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:34,434 Hey, Maxie! Guess what? 414 00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:36,436 Maxie? 415 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:40,206 I got a date. 416 00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:50,500 - Yeah! - Excellent, bro. 417 00:30:50,150 --> 00:30:53,219 - I got a date. 418 00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:55,555 Ah-yuck! I got a date. 419 00:30:55,655 --> 00:30:58,358 Gotta tell Maxie. There he is. 420 00:30:59,893 --> 00:31:02,862 - Maxie! I got a... - Huh? 421 00:31:02,896 --> 00:31:06,533 - Whoa! - Let go, Dad! 422 00:31:09,690 --> 00:31:12,439 Wow! Waa-hoo-hoo! Waa-hoo! 423 00:31:15,742 --> 00:31:20,847 Whoa! Waa-hoo-hoo! Waa-hoo! 424 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:23,683 Hey, that guy is good! 425 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:25,852 Isn't that Baby Goof's old man? 426 00:31:41,801 --> 00:31:43,870 - Wowee! - Gimme that. 427 00:31:43,937 --> 00:31:48,408 That sure was a heap of fun. Now I see why you're so crazy about it. 428 00:31:48,441 --> 00:31:52,579 Hey, Maxie, what if I join your team? 429 00:31:52,712 --> 00:31:55,480 We could practice together, and wear them funny outfits and everything. 430 00:31:55,115 --> 00:31:59,850 - It'd be a lot of fun. - Dad, as fun as that sounds, 431 00:31:59,152 --> 00:32:03,556 there are no openings on my team. 432 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:06,259 Okay? 433 00:32:07,794 --> 00:32:09,763 Mr. Goof! 434 00:32:09,796 --> 00:32:12,132 Your performance was, without a doubt, 435 00:32:12,165 --> 00:32:16,169 the most breathtaking display of alternative sport inventiveness... 436 00:32:16,269 --> 00:32:19,105 yet to be parallelled by mankind! 437 00:32:19,139 --> 00:32:21,641 Gee! Ah-yuck. Thanks. 438 00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:23,643 Whatever you said. 439 00:32:23,743 --> 00:32:28,148 The Gammas, the number one team in the history of the College "X" Games, 440 00:32:28,248 --> 00:32:30,617 have an opening on our team. 441 00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:33,286 And it has got your name on it, buddy! 442 00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:35,321 Be a winner. Join us. 443 00:32:35,355 --> 00:32:37,290 Hey, welcome to the team. 444 00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:39,659 That's real nice of you to ask, 445 00:32:39,759 --> 00:32:43,196 but I'm really only interested in stayin' close to Maxie. 446 00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:48,668 Uh, I'm not sure you understand this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 447 00:32:48,835 --> 00:32:52,172 Well, ah-yuck, I'm not sure you understand... 448 00:32:52,272 --> 00:32:54,874 the bond between a father and his son. 449 00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:57,877 Guys, I have a plan. 450 00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:01,848 Well, if you change your mind, here's my card. 451 00:33:01,948 --> 00:33:04,217 Gammas, let's pack it up. 452 00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:06,286 - Gawrsh. - Yeah, get outta here. 453 00:33:06,353 --> 00:33:08,521 Listen, Dad, next to our team... 454 00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:12,250 the Gammas are the team, and they need you more than we do. 455 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:15,280 Oh, yeah, Mr. Goof. The Gammas are like way hot, man. 456 00:33:15,128 --> 00:33:20,867 Besides, we'll all still be around each other at practices and events all the time. 457 00:33:20,967 --> 00:33:22,869 You'll have oodles of fun! 458 00:33:22,936 --> 00:33:26,873 Well, son, if you say so. 459 00:33:26,973 --> 00:33:28,708 Go for it, Dad. 460 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:33,246 Hey, uh, Mr. Uppercrust, you can count me in. 461 00:33:33,346 --> 00:33:35,548 All right, then. There you go. 462 00:33:35,648 --> 00:33:38,885 Gentlemen, please. Gamma Brother Goofy, 463 00:33:38,952 --> 00:33:42,522 let me present you with your Gamma Mu Mu pledge pin. 464 00:33:42,555 --> 00:33:45,580 Gammas, exit. 465 00:33:46,226 --> 00:33:48,428 Gamma Brother Goofy! 466 00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:51,865 Whoo, yeah! 467 00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:54,434 It is you 468 00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:57,937 Oh, yeah 469 00:33:58,710 --> 00:34:01,410 It is you 470 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,209 A crunch to us. 471 00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:06,146 I can't believe it. It worked. 472 00:34:06,246 --> 00:34:10,717 We unloaded my dad, and now we can focus on winning. 473 00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:13,486 Let's do it to it! 474 00:34:16,589 --> 00:34:19,125 Hey, hi. I know you. 475 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,494 You're that awesome new skateboarder. 476 00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:23,496 Save a dance for me? 477 00:34:23,596 --> 00:34:26,733 No problem. 478 00:34:29,269 --> 00:34:31,838 You dance? 479 00:34:31,938 --> 00:34:35,475 - I gotta see this. - Oh, wow! 480 00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:40,800 Me and a little crumpet like yourself... 481 00:34:40,113 --> 00:34:43,750 could make beautiful bongo music together. 482 00:34:43,783 --> 00:34:47,921 Whoa! Easy boy. You're foggin' up my karma. 483 00:34:47,954 --> 00:34:50,824 - Hey, you wanna sit with us? - Sure. 484 00:34:50,924 --> 00:34:55,428 Your cool balances out his fool. 485 00:34:55,495 --> 00:34:57,997 Okay, whatever. 486 00:34:58,131 --> 00:35:00,700 Well. 487 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:05,138 If it's all the same, I, uh, forgot your name. 488 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:09,676 It is endemic of the current culture that those with large stature... 489 00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:12,645 are overlooked, except by vultures, 490 00:35:12,712 --> 00:35:15,281 with no regard to the depth of their souls, 491 00:35:15,382 --> 00:35:17,350 the height of their passion, 492 00:35:17,484 --> 00:35:21,721 the beauty of their moments. 493 00:35:21,821 --> 00:35:24,240 O wise Buddha Boy, 494 00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:29,162 how could anyone overlook such a bundle of" yes-ness"? 495 00:35:29,229 --> 00:35:31,398 Let's dance. 496 00:35:32,999 --> 00:35:37,504 Ha! Guess the Bob-boy's lost his touch. 497 00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:19,379 Hey, what's goin' on? 498 00:36:19,446 --> 00:36:22,849 Shake it, shake it Shake your groove thing 499 00:36:22,882 --> 00:36:26,219 Shake your groove thing Yeah, yeah 500 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:29,122 Show 'em how we do it now 501 00:36:29,222 --> 00:36:32,792 Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah 502 00:36:32,892 --> 00:36:36,896 Show 'em how we do it now Show 'em how we do it now 503 00:36:36,963 --> 00:36:40,233 Let's show the world we can dance 504 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:44,804 Bad enough to strut my stuff 505 00:36:44,904 --> 00:36:47,741 The music gives us a chance 506 00:36:47,807 --> 00:36:52,450 We do more out on the floor 507 00:36:52,145 --> 00:36:55,582 Groovin' loose or heart-to-heart 508 00:36:55,682 --> 00:36:58,151 We put in motion every single part 509 00:36:58,251 --> 00:37:02,622 If the Gammas don't keep my dad out of our hair, his new girlfriend will. 510 00:37:02,689 --> 00:37:04,791 Boogie! 511 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:11,598 Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah 512 00:37:11,631 --> 00:37:13,833 Show 'em how we do it now 513 00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:18,271 Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah 514 00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:23,376 Show 'em how we do it now Shake your groove thing 515 00:37:23,510 --> 00:37:27,480 Oh, you're swingin' with some pretty cool canines there, Papa-dog. 516 00:37:27,614 --> 00:37:31,510 You are queen of the scene, my little java bean. 517 00:37:31,184 --> 00:37:33,119 Yeah, yeah 518 00:37:33,186 --> 00:37:36,220 Show 'em how we do it now 519 00:37:36,122 --> 00:37:38,858 There's nothing more that I'd like to do 520 00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:42,162 Than take the floor and dance with you 521 00:37:42,228 --> 00:37:44,964 Keep dancing 522 00:37:45,310 --> 00:37:50,470 Let's keep dancing 523 00:38:04,851 --> 00:38:09,356 You've got a cute way of talking 524 00:38:09,422 --> 00:38:13,260 You've got the better of me 525 00:38:13,930 --> 00:38:17,970 Just snap your fingers and I'm walking 526 00:38:17,197 --> 00:38:23,336 Like the dog hanging on a leash 527 00:38:23,403 --> 00:38:25,438 I'm in the spin you know 528 00:38:25,538 --> 00:38:28,842 Shaking on a string you know 529 00:38:28,908 --> 00:38:32,846 - You make me feel like dancing - Gonna dance the night away 530 00:38:32,912 --> 00:38:35,348 You make me feel like dancing 531 00:38:35,382 --> 00:38:37,350 Gonna dance the night away 532 00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:41,354 You make me feel like dancing 533 00:38:41,421 --> 00:38:45,358 I feel like dancing, dancing Dance the night away 534 00:38:45,425 --> 00:38:48,361 I feel like dancing Dancing 535 00:38:48,428 --> 00:38:51,231 Ah 536 00:38:51,297 --> 00:38:54,434 Ditty-ditty dit, dit, de-dit 537 00:38:54,534 --> 00:38:57,137 Oh, Goofy, 538 00:38:57,237 --> 00:39:00,807 this is the best night of my life. 539 00:39:00,874 --> 00:39:03,710 Mine too! 540 00:39:05,578 --> 00:39:08,581 Oh, Sylvia! 541 00:39:10,784 --> 00:39:12,652 Ohhh-aah! 542 00:39:27,267 --> 00:39:29,169 Ohh! 543 00:39:35,608 --> 00:39:38,440 Hey! What... 544 00:40:01,334 --> 00:40:04,370 Aah. 545 00:40:10,210 --> 00:40:14,280 I'll see you at the qualifying rounds, freshmen! 546 00:40:14,347 --> 00:40:19,520 And after, when you'll be bringing me my towel, boy! 547 00:40:31,798 --> 00:40:36,236 Ahh, this is everything I dreamed it would be! 548 00:40:38,405 --> 00:40:42,342 This place puts the "rage" in outrageous! 549 00:40:42,509 --> 00:40:45,512 No kiddin'! It buries what we're used to. 550 00:40:45,578 --> 00:40:50,160 All right, just remember. There's nothing here that we can't handle. 551 00:40:50,830 --> 00:40:53,386 Oh! I seriously doubt that. 552 00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:55,889 We're gonna eat you alive, freshmen! 553 00:40:55,989 --> 00:40:59,559 Oh, Brad, we're quaking on our boards. 554 00:40:59,659 --> 00:41:04,300 Attention, would Gamma Team One and Team 99... 555 00:41:04,970 --> 00:41:07,734 report to the street competition platform? 556 00:41:07,767 --> 00:41:10,904 Hey, guys, that's us. Let's do it to it. 557 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,507 - Good luck, son! - Yeah, you too, Dad. 558 00:41:14,607 --> 00:41:17,844 Hey-ho and whaddya you know? 559 00:41:17,911 --> 00:41:21,548 Welcome to the Sixth Annual College "X" Games. 560 00:41:23,616 --> 00:41:25,719 The contestants are gonna spin, 561 00:41:25,785 --> 00:41:29,456 twist, lunge and plunge like there's no tomorrow. 562 00:41:29,556 --> 00:41:35,228 Today's qualifying rounds will determine who will compete in the semifinals! 563 00:41:35,295 --> 00:41:37,797 And now, let's see what's happening at our first venue, 564 00:41:37,897 --> 00:41:39,933 the skateboarders' street competition, 565 00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:43,803 from our man on the street, Ken Clark! 566 00:41:43,937 --> 00:41:47,574 - Welcome, one and all. Today... - Thank you, Ken! 567 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,810 Word on the street is that there's a new kid in town... 568 00:41:50,944 --> 00:41:54,800 who poses a threat to Bradley Uppercrust the Third. 569 00:41:54,114 --> 00:41:59,520 - That's right, Chuck. And his name is... - Max Goof! 570 00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:03,189 Max! Max! Max! 571 00:42:03,289 --> 00:42:06,192 Hey, Tank! 572 00:42:08,294 --> 00:42:11,498 This is it, man. Your competition. 573 00:42:11,598 --> 00:42:15,301 This is the big one, bro. Stay focused. 574 00:42:17,303 --> 00:42:19,806 Just like we always do! 575 00:42:19,839 --> 00:42:23,376 It's a little insurance, baby, with no deductible. 576 00:42:23,510 --> 00:42:26,980 Crazy idea. You do the honors, Brother Goof. 577 00:42:27,470 --> 00:42:31,170 Me? Gawrsh! Well... sure! 578 00:42:31,117 --> 00:42:34,200 Well, well, what do we have here? 579 00:42:34,540 --> 00:42:37,857 Looks like there's been a last minute substitution. 580 00:42:37,957 --> 00:42:41,528 That's right, Chuck. Skateboarding for the Gammas is... 581 00:42:41,628 --> 00:42:44,798 Max Goof's father, Goofy! 582 00:42:44,864 --> 00:42:47,300 It's patriarch and son pitted against each other... 583 00:42:47,367 --> 00:42:49,502 in a battle of skill and dexterity. 584 00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,576 This is gonna be good. 585 00:42:58,110 --> 00:43:01,381 - Whoo-ha-ha! - Adios, compadre. 586 00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:07,754 Not bad. Looping out with a devil flip to a head butt. 587 00:43:07,854 --> 00:43:10,724 - He's up and ready to rip! 588 00:43:10,757 --> 00:43:14,940 Looks like Brother Goof needs a boost. 589 00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:20,400 And a huge triple flip on the quarter pipe. 590 00:43:21,501 --> 00:43:24,871 Fifty-fifty slide uphill to a flip. 591 00:43:26,106 --> 00:43:28,575 Wow-hoo! 592 00:43:28,608 --> 00:43:32,912 What a lip slide to a hand-plant! Whoa nelly! 593 00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:37,951 Skating with the speed of a cheetah, that is gonna be time for Goofy. 594 00:43:38,510 --> 00:43:40,200 Oh, what a show! 595 00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:43,356 That's right, Chuck. Looks like the new kid in town is no match... 596 00:43:43,423 --> 00:43:45,925 for the unbeatable Gammas and their newest member... 597 00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:47,894 Goofy! 598 00:43:47,961 --> 00:43:50,397 Let's see what the judges have to say. 599 00:43:52,650 --> 00:43:55,680 Perfect tens across the board! 600 00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:57,937 Except for the German judge. Nine on that one. 601 00:43:58,710 --> 00:44:01,941 Wow! Blown away by his own dad. 602 00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:05,945 Hey, quiet! I'm trying to concentrate here. 603 00:44:06,790 --> 00:44:09,115 It's Max's time to skate. 604 00:44:09,215 --> 00:44:11,718 And... here he goes! 605 00:44:11,785 --> 00:44:16,756 Ooh! Starts out big with a half cam across the box jump. 606 00:44:19,259 --> 00:44:21,327 Ooh! Ahh! 607 00:44:21,428 --> 00:44:23,663 Losing his balance to a knee slide. 608 00:44:23,763 --> 00:44:27,667 That is going to hurt his score unless he does something big! 609 00:44:29,602 --> 00:44:31,710 Okay, comin' to the quarter pipe. 610 00:44:31,137 --> 00:44:35,775 Tail-grabs to a lip slide on the rail to... 611 00:44:35,842 --> 00:44:37,944 - Oh, that has got to hurt. 612 00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:39,979 Come on, Max, get up! 613 00:44:42,148 --> 00:44:44,184 He's okay! 614 00:44:44,284 --> 00:44:46,953 Let's see if he can end strong. 615 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,456 Quick flip into a one-handed stall. 616 00:44:49,522 --> 00:44:54,194 This is a new one. I have never seen this move, folks! 617 00:44:56,663 --> 00:45:00,500 It's back down into the transition. Sit 360. 618 00:45:00,533 --> 00:45:03,837 And... time! 619 00:45:05,238 --> 00:45:07,474 Wowee! 620 00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:09,576 With barely above a six-point average, 621 00:45:09,676 --> 00:45:12,245 Team 99 just makes it to the semifinals... 622 00:45:12,345 --> 00:45:15,181 by the skin of their teeth! 623 00:45:15,215 --> 00:45:18,418 Relax! It's okay, man. We're in! 624 00:45:18,518 --> 00:45:22,155 - Get real! - Goofy! Goofy! 625 00:45:22,188 --> 00:45:25,358 Witness, gentlemen, victor is ours. 626 00:45:25,425 --> 00:45:28,595 And most importantly, we taught our little freshmen foes... 627 00:45:28,695 --> 00:45:31,531 not to mess with the Gammas. 628 00:45:31,598 --> 00:45:35,702 - Goofy! Goofy! - Maxie! 629 00:45:35,769 --> 00:45:39,773 - Goofy! Goofy! - Hey, Maxie? 630 00:45:42,275 --> 00:45:46,212 Maxie! I've been lookin' all over for you, son. 631 00:45:46,346 --> 00:45:49,549 Where you been? I can't tell you how sorr I am. 632 00:45:49,683 --> 00:45:53,753 Save your breath! You may have won this time, but, Dad... 633 00:45:53,787 --> 00:45:57,290 Oh! This campus just isn't big enough for the both of us. 634 00:45:57,390 --> 00:46:00,593 I didn't mean for it to turn out this way. 635 00:46:00,694 --> 00:46:03,296 I was just tryin' to get closer to ya. 636 00:46:03,396 --> 00:46:07,233 Don't you get it? I'm trying to get away from you! 637 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:11,538 I'm not a little kid anymore! Now just leave me alone and get your own life! 638 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,244 Good morning, people. 639 00:46:18,311 --> 00:46:23,550 It would appear that it is time to start. You may open... 640 00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:27,921 Oh, Mr. Goof. 641 00:46:27,987 --> 00:46:32,325 - Nice of you to join us today. - Huh? 642 00:46:32,425 --> 00:46:35,762 Oh, yeah. Right. 643 00:46:35,829 --> 00:46:38,765 You may open your envelopes and begin. 644 00:46:48,441 --> 00:46:52,846 Let's not have any wandering eyes. 645 00:47:14,367 --> 00:47:17,537 Hello, world There's a song that we're singing 646 00:47:17,637 --> 00:47:22,676 Come on, get happy 647 00:47:22,809 --> 00:47:26,980 A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin' 648 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:29,949 We'll make you happy 649 00:47:31,484 --> 00:47:34,821 We had a dream We go traveling together 650 00:47:34,888 --> 00:47:37,991 We'll spread a little lovin' And we'll keep movin'on 651 00:47:38,580 --> 00:47:41,961 Something always happens whenever we're together 652 00:47:41,995 --> 00:47:45,310 We get a happy feeling when we're singing a song 653 00:47:45,131 --> 00:47:48,802 Traveling along there's a song that we're singing 654 00:47:48,902 --> 00:47:50,970 Come on, get happy 655 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,243 A whole lot of loving is what we'll be bringing 656 00:47:57,344 --> 00:48:00,480 We'll make you happy 657 00:48:00,547 --> 00:48:05,852 We'll make you happy We'll make you happy 658 00:48:09,222 --> 00:48:13,426 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! 659 00:48:16,496 --> 00:48:19,599 You're fired! 660 00:48:21,735 --> 00:48:24,204 I notice you don't have a college degree. 661 00:48:24,304 --> 00:48:28,808 Come on, son. I can't miss you if you won't leave. 662 00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:32,312 Whoa! 663 00:48:37,817 --> 00:48:41,588 - Get your own life! 664 00:48:41,755 --> 00:48:42,822 Huh? 665 00:48:42,889 --> 00:48:45,158 - Get your own life! - Huh? 666 00:48:45,225 --> 00:48:48,161 Leave me alone and get your own life! 667 00:48:50,497 --> 00:48:55,268 - Pencils down. 668 00:48:55,335 --> 00:48:58,838 I said, pencils down. 669 00:49:00,306 --> 00:49:02,342 Wait a minute. I'm not finished! 670 00:49:02,442 --> 00:49:06,646 It's over, Mr. Goof. 671 00:49:33,807 --> 00:49:37,100 - Oh, Pete! 672 00:49:37,110 --> 00:49:40,113 What am I gonna do now? 673 00:49:40,213 --> 00:49:42,615 Oh, look, Goof, it's no big deal. 674 00:49:42,682 --> 00:49:46,986 All that book learning doesn't prepare you for doodly-squat. 675 00:49:47,530 --> 00:49:49,489 It's useless in the real world. 676 00:49:49,556 --> 00:49:51,691 Ha! All them square roots, 677 00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:55,628 and circumnavigating and circumference and... bah! 678 00:49:55,662 --> 00:49:58,164 It's all "garbology." Lookie here. 679 00:49:58,231 --> 00:50:02,836 If you know that four quarters adds up to a simoleon, you'll survive. 680 00:50:04,404 --> 00:50:07,730 Anyone who tells you anything different... 681 00:50:07,207 --> 00:50:09,175 is priming your pump. 682 00:50:09,309 --> 00:50:13,213 Take it from me, pal. 683 00:50:13,313 --> 00:50:16,549 If you want that diploma, 684 00:50:16,649 --> 00:50:19,520 you gotta fix both eyes on it... 685 00:50:19,152 --> 00:50:21,488 like it was this here horseshoe stake. 686 00:50:29,229 --> 00:50:32,999 That's it! I lost my focus! 687 00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:35,735 I gotta get back there and straighten things out. 688 00:50:38,672 --> 00:50:41,341 Focus! 689 00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:47,847 Did I miss something? 690 00:50:55,288 --> 00:50:58,191 Hey, I know you! Aren't you... 691 00:50:58,224 --> 00:50:59,559 Yeah. Max. 692 00:50:59,626 --> 00:51:03,496 Goofy's son! Ahh! He is rad! 693 00:51:30,857 --> 00:51:32,859 Hmm? 694 00:51:32,959 --> 00:51:37,430 Do you ever wonder why we're always like... wearin' gloves? 695 00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:44,804 Grande cappuccino. Make it a double. 696 00:51:44,871 --> 00:51:46,506 Hey, Max! 697 00:51:46,639 --> 00:51:49,642 - Grande cap, double it. - Be here now, bro! 698 00:51:49,709 --> 00:51:52,712 We thrive on the singularity of the you that is one... 699 00:51:52,779 --> 00:51:54,848 with your selfness. 700 00:51:54,948 --> 00:51:57,170 That's just the new P.J. "speak" for... 701 00:51:57,117 --> 00:52:00,530 "Where you been, buddy?" 702 00:52:02,622 --> 00:52:06,559 I've decided this school's only big enough for one Goof. 703 00:52:06,659 --> 00:52:08,795 I'm transferring outta here. 704 00:52:08,862 --> 00:52:12,732 - Excusez-moi moi? - Wait a minute! 705 00:52:12,799 --> 00:52:16,369 Hold it, Max! That means you can't be on the "X" Games team. 706 00:52:16,469 --> 00:52:20,807 Exactly. You don't want me on the team, anyway. I lost in my best event! 707 00:52:20,907 --> 00:52:25,845 Ah, c'mon! Hey, Maxman! That was a one-time freak-fest. 708 00:52:25,912 --> 00:52:28,581 You can beat any of those losers any day. 709 00:52:28,682 --> 00:52:32,218 I've already decided. I'm outta here. 710 00:52:33,486 --> 00:52:38,725 Max, Max, Max. Admit defeat, 711 00:52:38,825 --> 00:52:44,264 and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man. 712 00:52:44,330 --> 00:52:47,434 If I can't even beat my father, 713 00:52:47,534 --> 00:52:51,370 who is probably the most athletically-challenged man in the universe, 714 00:52:51,104 --> 00:52:53,406 how can you expect me to beat the other competitors? 715 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,409 We're starting in last place because of me! 716 00:52:56,443 --> 00:52:59,790 That never stopped us before! 717 00:52:59,212 --> 00:53:04,284 You wanna give that Gamma geek Bradley the satisfaction of knowing he forced us out? 718 00:53:04,384 --> 00:53:06,286 Well... no. 719 00:53:06,386 --> 00:53:11,758 You wanna let the crowd who once cheered for you cheer for someone else? 720 00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:16,963 - Especially when that someone else is your old man? - No! 721 00:53:17,630 --> 00:53:21,801 Are you gonna be someone else's towel boy? 722 00:53:21,901 --> 00:53:23,603 No! 723 00:53:23,703 --> 00:53:25,939 - Together we can do it! - You're right! 724 00:53:26,390 --> 00:53:29,876 We can still beat 'em! Let's whip those Gammas! 725 00:53:29,943 --> 00:53:34,381 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Mission: Possible! 726 00:53:34,447 --> 00:53:37,884 Let's do it to it! 727 00:53:42,222 --> 00:53:45,558 Boys... will be boys. 728 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:50,597 Hmm. Stands me up. 729 00:53:50,663 --> 00:53:54,834 Doesn't call me, doesn't apologize, doesn't write to me. 730 00:53:54,901 --> 00:53:59,339 He could send me a little note, something. Hmph. 731 00:53:59,372 --> 00:54:02,609 - Sylvia, l... Oh, if you'd let me, l... - Shh. 732 00:54:02,676 --> 00:54:06,312 No talking in the library. 733 00:54:06,446 --> 00:54:09,349 Oh, gawrsh, Sylvia. 734 00:54:09,382 --> 00:54:11,551 I really care about ya. 735 00:54:11,651 --> 00:54:15,155 Well, gee! If a certain someone truly cared about another someone, 736 00:54:15,188 --> 00:54:18,658 you would think that the certain someone would show up for a certain special dinner, 737 00:54:18,725 --> 00:54:21,828 or at least apologize for not showing up, 738 00:54:21,861 --> 00:54:25,310 or even call or something! 739 00:54:26,466 --> 00:54:30,503 Ohh! You're right. I'm so sorr. 740 00:54:30,537 --> 00:54:33,239 I let my head get so filled up with fiddle-faddle, 741 00:54:33,373 --> 00:54:37,644 that I plumb lost track of everything that's important to me. 742 00:54:37,711 --> 00:54:40,513 - Counting you! - Oh! 743 00:54:40,547 --> 00:54:42,549 Can you ever forgive me? 744 00:54:45,752 --> 00:54:50,230 Oh, how can I not forgive you? 745 00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:56,363 Oh, Sylvia, I gotta get my grades up, and quit those dumb ol' Gammas. 746 00:54:56,396 --> 00:54:58,531 - And most important... - Shh. 747 00:54:58,598 --> 00:55:02,502 And most important, get my son back. 748 00:55:02,569 --> 00:55:04,504 Well, what are we waiting for? 749 00:55:04,571 --> 00:55:09,676 - I've got a yearnin' for some learnin'. Ah-yuck! - Ah-yuck! 750 00:55:13,580 --> 00:55:15,582 Huh? 751 00:55:22,355 --> 00:55:24,924 Sylvia? 752 00:55:34,434 --> 00:55:38,138 Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh 753 00:55:48,982 --> 00:55:51,584 Come on, you can do it. 754 00:55:51,651 --> 00:55:54,754 - I don't wanna lose this good thing - Go, go! 755 00:55:54,821 --> 00:55:57,123 You're everything I've got 756 00:55:57,223 --> 00:56:01,327 If I do I would surely 757 00:56:01,428 --> 00:56:03,930 Surely lose a lot 758 00:56:03,963 --> 00:56:08,234 'Cause your love is better 759 00:56:08,301 --> 00:56:10,670 Than any other I know 760 00:56:10,770 --> 00:56:15,800 It's like thunder Lightning 761 00:56:15,141 --> 00:56:17,277 - The way you love me is frightening - Let's do it! 762 00:56:17,344 --> 00:56:20,814 You better knock on wood 763 00:56:20,847 --> 00:56:23,483 Baby 764 00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:25,985 Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh 765 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,622 You better knock on wood 766 00:56:31,858 --> 00:56:34,594 Oh! Oh, you did it! 767 00:56:34,661 --> 00:56:36,863 You did it! Look! All A's. 768 00:56:36,963 --> 00:56:39,165 - Whoa? 769 00:56:39,265 --> 00:56:42,802 Oh, I am just so proud of you, Goofy. 770 00:56:42,869 --> 00:56:45,338 Let's go celebrate. 771 00:56:45,372 --> 00:56:48,375 Oh, you know I'd love to, 772 00:56:48,508 --> 00:56:52,780 but I got a few more things to take care of. 773 00:56:54,681 --> 00:56:58,585 So, you see, I have to quit the team. 774 00:56:59,519 --> 00:57:01,855 - Excuse me? - You what? 775 00:57:01,888 --> 00:57:04,157 - No way! - What is he talking about, huh? 776 00:57:04,224 --> 00:57:06,526 Just what makes you think you can change your mind... 777 00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:09,620 on the last day of the competition? 778 00:57:09,162 --> 00:57:11,931 Should I knock some sense into his big melon? 779 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:16,200 Whoa, whoa. Down, Tank. Easy, boy. 780 00:57:16,690 --> 00:57:19,390 If you're thinking you're quitting the Gammas to join that freshman geek son of yours, 781 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,841 you've got another thing comin'. 782 00:57:21,908 --> 00:57:26,579 Bull's-eye, baby. Dog-boy's in trouble, and Daddy's gonna bail him out. 783 00:57:28,548 --> 00:57:31,551 No, sirree, sir! 784 00:57:31,618 --> 00:57:33,720 Ah! Got my bunion! 785 00:57:33,787 --> 00:57:36,256 I'm not gonna be on anyone's team. 786 00:57:36,356 --> 00:57:39,392 Smart man. But you forgot one thing. 787 00:57:39,459 --> 00:57:44,397 Nobody... I repeat... Nobody quits the Gammas! 788 00:57:46,232 --> 00:57:50,704 If you were such darn winners before, you'll be just fine without me. 789 00:57:50,804 --> 00:57:54,874 - I'm leavin' the Gammas, and that's that. - You're not leaving the Gammas. 790 00:57:54,908 --> 00:57:57,544 Wow-ow! 791 00:57:57,644 --> 00:58:00,714 - The Gammas are leaving you! - Sayonara. 792 00:58:00,814 --> 00:58:03,750 - Yeah! Hasta la vista, baby! 793 00:58:03,783 --> 00:58:07,721 Gee! I think they're a little sore at me. Whoops! 794 00:58:07,754 --> 00:58:09,723 Better return my Gamma pin. 795 00:58:09,756 --> 00:58:13,426 We'll win how we always win. And how's that, Gammas? 796 00:58:13,493 --> 00:58:15,595 - Skill? - Good looks? 797 00:58:15,662 --> 00:58:20,660 No, you dense dopes! We'll cheat! 798 00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:21,768 Cheat! Cheat! 799 00:58:21,835 --> 00:58:25,271 Just like we did last time, sweetheart. 800 00:58:25,338 --> 00:58:28,740 That was a great cheat. 801 00:58:28,141 --> 00:58:30,577 But now I have a better plan. 802 00:58:30,643 --> 00:58:33,613 I gotta warn Maxie! 803 00:58:35,315 --> 00:58:37,283 This is it, guys. 804 00:58:37,317 --> 00:58:40,286 - Championship time. 805 00:58:41,755 --> 00:58:44,324 Oh, hiya, fellers. 806 00:58:44,424 --> 00:58:48,940 Oh, heh-heh, hi, Mr. Goof. 807 00:58:48,194 --> 00:58:51,598 Gee, Max, I know you're still sore at me, 808 00:58:51,631 --> 00:58:53,767 but I came to warn you... 809 00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:57,370 - that the Gammas have been cheatin' all along. - Oh, yeah! 810 00:58:57,470 --> 00:58:59,439 Did Bradley tell you to say that? 811 00:58:59,472 --> 00:59:02,942 Stop wasting my time, Dad. I gotta stay focused. 812 00:59:06,479 --> 00:59:10,150 Ooh, good luck, son. 813 00:59:13,186 --> 00:59:17,457 Ohh, ladies and gentlemen! 814 00:59:17,524 --> 00:59:21,995 Put on your seat belts and hold on to your hats. Oh, my! 815 00:59:22,620 --> 00:59:25,331 It's time for the high-flying, gravity-defying, 816 00:59:25,398 --> 00:59:28,680 no-time-for-crying... 817 00:59:28,168 --> 00:59:31,400 College "X" Games! 818 00:59:31,370 --> 00:59:36,309 Let's get vertical! 819 00:59:36,376 --> 00:59:38,345 All righty now. 820 00:59:38,411 --> 00:59:41,981 We'll begin with the eight qualifying teams in a semifinal round... 821 00:59:42,820 --> 00:59:44,951 until we're down to the two best teams. 822 00:59:45,180 --> 00:59:47,200 Then they'll be fightin' for first place... 823 00:59:47,530 --> 00:59:50,790 and the College "X" Games championship! 824 00:59:50,890 --> 00:59:55,195 That's right, Chuck. In the semifinals we'll see rock climbing, 825 00:59:55,261 --> 00:59:58,198 luge runs, and much more! 826 00:59:58,231 --> 01:00:00,767 Won't... that be fun! 827 01:00:00,867 --> 01:00:03,870 The leading team to beat, as always, 828 01:00:03,937 --> 01:00:05,872 is the Gammas! 829 01:00:05,939 --> 01:00:09,476 Their three competitors are. Bradley Uppercrust the Third, 830 01:00:09,609 --> 01:00:13,790 Tank and Slouch! 831 01:00:13,213 --> 01:00:15,315 - What happened to Goofy? - We want Goofy! 832 01:00:15,415 --> 01:00:20,286 What do you know, Chuck! Looks like Goofy's a no-show. 833 01:00:20,387 --> 01:00:22,555 What happened to Goof, man? 834 01:00:24,724 --> 01:00:27,293 Hey, Brad, what'd you do with my dad? 835 01:00:27,394 --> 01:00:31,297 He didn't make the cut. He was never Gamma material. 836 01:00:34,670 --> 01:00:36,936 Let's go down to the semifinal round... 837 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:39,406 which begins with the rock climb. 838 01:00:44,577 --> 01:00:47,313 What the... 839 01:01:03,329 --> 01:01:04,931 - Yeah! Yeah! 840 01:01:04,998 --> 01:01:07,600 Whoo-whoo! Yes! 841 01:01:17,344 --> 01:01:19,279 Huh? 842 01:01:19,312 --> 01:01:22,115 - Whoa! 843 01:01:35,562 --> 01:01:37,163 Yea! 844 01:01:50,210 --> 01:01:54,347 The semifinals have resulted in just Team One and Team 99... 845 01:01:54,481 --> 01:01:57,830 going head-to-head in the finals. 846 01:01:57,183 --> 01:02:01,254 The grueling competition has really taken its toll... 847 01:02:01,321 --> 01:02:02,989 on the athletes this afternoon. 848 01:02:03,256 --> 01:02:08,528 Let's strap in for our final and deciding event: The "X" Games triathlon. 849 01:02:08,595 --> 01:02:14,340 Yes, we're seconds away from what promises to be an exciting finale... 850 01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:18,538 between these two fierce competitors. 851 01:02:18,605 --> 01:02:20,273 Take your positions. 852 01:02:20,373 --> 01:02:24,711 On your mark, get set... 853 01:02:27,914 --> 01:02:30,817 False start! False start! 854 01:02:30,917 --> 01:02:32,886 Both teams back on the line. Get back here. 855 01:02:32,952 --> 01:02:36,489 Hold on! Bradley just blasted our third guy into the next state. 856 01:02:36,589 --> 01:02:39,926 That is absurd! I did nothing of the sort! 857 01:02:39,993 --> 01:02:42,429 That's what my dad has been trying to tell me. 858 01:02:42,495 --> 01:02:44,998 Can we get on with the race, please? 859 01:02:45,980 --> 01:02:47,734 Wait a minute. Uh, one, two. 860 01:02:47,834 --> 01:02:50,970 You don't seem to have enough team members now. 861 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,640 - Do you? - Rules are rules. 862 01:02:53,740 --> 01:02:57,477 You have to field a full team, or you forfeit to the Gammas. 863 01:02:57,577 --> 01:03:00,780 That's unfair! We don't know anyone else. 864 01:03:00,847 --> 01:03:03,350 Oh, seems we have a little delay here, folks. 865 01:03:03,483 --> 01:03:08,988 Team 99's short a man and will be disqualified if one is not found... 866 01:03:09,220 --> 01:03:12,459 in just one and one half minutes. 867 01:03:12,525 --> 01:03:15,929 Dad, it's me, Max. If you're out there... 868 01:03:15,995 --> 01:03:18,932 Oh, my gosh. Maxie's in trouble! 869 01:03:18,998 --> 01:03:24,604 Dad, relax, I'm not in trouble. It's just the team needs you. I need you. 870 01:03:24,671 --> 01:03:27,440 You hear that? I gotta go help him! 871 01:03:27,507 --> 01:03:29,943 Good thing I always carry my lucky horseshoe. 872 01:03:30,430 --> 01:03:32,278 I'm a-comin', Maxie! 873 01:03:34,470 --> 01:03:37,684 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoa! Aaah! 874 01:03:37,717 --> 01:03:41,354 Well, I wouldn't blame him if he didn't come. 875 01:03:41,388 --> 01:03:43,957 That's it! They're disqualified. 876 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:48,395 Nope, nope, nope. Not yet. There's still five more seconds. 877 01:03:48,495 --> 01:03:50,897 Four, three, 878 01:03:50,964 --> 01:03:52,799 two... 879 01:03:52,866 --> 01:03:56,369 - Ah-yuck! 880 01:03:56,403 --> 01:03:58,872 Come on, no fair! He's too late! 881 01:03:58,905 --> 01:04:01,474 Not by my watch. 882 01:04:01,541 --> 01:04:04,577 Son, about the last couple of weeks... 883 01:04:04,711 --> 01:04:08,581 Dad, what do ya say we take care of this race first? 884 01:04:08,648 --> 01:04:10,583 You got it! 885 01:04:10,684 --> 01:04:14,200 Take your positions. 886 01:04:14,870 --> 01:04:16,723 On your mark! 887 01:04:16,756 --> 01:04:19,592 Get set! 888 01:04:22,429 --> 01:04:25,365 Gammas lead as they head out of the stadium. 889 01:04:29,202 --> 01:04:32,772 - Operation Grandma up ahead. - Goody, goody. 890 01:04:36,543 --> 01:04:40,513 Uh-oh! There's pedestrians on the course! 891 01:04:45,552 --> 01:04:48,880 Gawrsh! Sorr, ma'am. 892 01:04:51,691 --> 01:04:53,693 Wink-wink. 893 01:04:57,530 --> 01:05:00,200 Operation Hay Bale. 894 01:05:00,266 --> 01:05:02,268 Isn't that Mickey Mouse over there? 895 01:05:02,302 --> 01:05:05,438 - Mickey Mouse? Where? - He's over there. 896 01:05:05,538 --> 01:05:08,775 Team 99 cruising along. 897 01:05:10,777 --> 01:05:13,413 Holy moly! What is this? 898 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:16,116 Looks like a little street-skating detour. 899 01:05:18,585 --> 01:05:22,622 Side by side, sole grinds all the way down the ledge. 900 01:05:23,656 --> 01:05:27,761 And Team 99 has regained the lead! 901 01:05:32,665 --> 01:05:35,335 The whip, Tank! 902 01:05:37,103 --> 01:05:39,606 Seven-ten split, gutter boy! 903 01:05:39,673 --> 01:05:43,610 Team Gamma blows right by the freshmen. 904 01:05:43,677 --> 01:05:46,460 The racers are approaching the start of the bicycle leg. 905 01:05:46,179 --> 01:05:49,149 Gamma still holding its lead. 906 01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:02,562 Off with the skates, and on to the bikes! 907 01:06:11,738 --> 01:06:14,841 And both teams are blasting through the rhythm section... 908 01:06:14,908 --> 01:06:17,877 with a whole lot of style. 909 01:06:17,911 --> 01:06:21,381 The freshmen are right on Team Gamma's tail. 910 01:06:27,687 --> 01:06:30,990 Oh, look out! Bobby seems to have sailed off the course. 911 01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:32,992 What a bummer for Bobby. 912 01:06:36,930 --> 01:06:39,650 Bobby, you all right? 913 01:06:39,165 --> 01:06:41,670 Keep goin', Max! 914 01:06:49,175 --> 01:06:53,460 It is really heating up now, folks, 915 01:06:53,113 --> 01:06:55,715 as both teams are approaching the huge quarter pipe... 916 01:06:55,782 --> 01:06:58,385 to start the final leg of the event. 917 01:07:01,855 --> 01:07:04,557 Right away, Team Gamma starts working the course... 918 01:07:04,624 --> 01:07:07,427 with Team 99 nippin' at their heals! 919 01:07:07,527 --> 01:07:11,931 - They're moving off the ramp, and... - And onto the Zipper. 920 01:07:13,867 --> 01:07:16,102 Huh? 921 01:07:16,202 --> 01:07:19,239 Whoa-whoa! Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! 922 01:07:29,115 --> 01:07:31,251 Tank, take him out! 923 01:07:31,384 --> 01:07:34,320 I will not be ignored. 924 01:07:34,454 --> 01:07:38,580 Nobody finishes this race but me! 925 01:07:38,124 --> 01:07:40,600 Maxie! 926 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:47,801 It's about stayin' focused on your goal! 927 01:07:54,741 --> 01:07:57,310 What the... Ohhh! 928 01:07:59,279 --> 01:08:03,183 Oh, say it ain't so! 929 01:08:04,617 --> 01:08:10,230 No! I'm a-comin', Maxie! 930 01:08:11,958 --> 01:08:16,196 It's lookin' bad and it's not gonna get prettier, folks. 931 01:08:19,366 --> 01:08:23,370 Help! Bradley! 932 01:08:23,470 --> 01:08:28,208 Gammas, help me! Anyone! 933 01:08:28,308 --> 01:08:32,178 911, baby! 934 01:08:32,245 --> 01:08:34,981 Tank, talk to me, man. 935 01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:40,687 Over here, man. Dog-boy, am I glad to see you, sweetheart. 936 01:08:40,754 --> 01:08:44,190 Max, where are you? Where are you, Max? 937 01:08:44,257 --> 01:08:47,930 Maxie! Oof! 938 01:08:47,193 --> 01:08:50,530 Dad, help me lift this beam off of Tank. 939 01:08:54,701 --> 01:08:58,338 Come on! We're about to be Baked Alaska here. 940 01:08:59,873 --> 01:09:04,440 Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like it's all over. 941 01:09:09,382 --> 01:09:13,887 Wait a minute. I can't believe my eyes, folks. 942 01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:18,191 - They are alive! - Huh? 943 01:09:19,759 --> 01:09:22,762 Go for it, son. 944 01:09:25,932 --> 01:09:28,401 That's some kid you got there. 945 01:09:28,435 --> 01:09:32,380 You're wrong, Tank. He's not a kid anymore. 946 01:09:32,105 --> 01:09:34,374 Oh, Team 99 is still in this race! 947 01:09:34,441 --> 01:09:37,711 Max Goof is making up the distance. He is taking the lead! 948 01:09:37,777 --> 01:09:40,947 Bradley's battling back as they come to the finish line. 949 01:09:41,810 --> 01:09:44,617 Team 99 wins! Oh, I am stunned, folks! 950 01:09:44,751 --> 01:09:47,120 I just can't... I can't believe... 951 01:09:47,220 --> 01:09:49,322 I can't even finish my sentences. 952 01:09:49,422 --> 01:09:53,593 Oh, my! What a day! 953 01:09:56,296 --> 01:09:58,164 Ah-yuck! 954 01:09:59,599 --> 01:10:02,669 Congratulations, son! 955 01:10:02,769 --> 01:10:06,439 Congratulations, Max. 956 01:10:06,506 --> 01:10:08,441 I haven't forgotten our agreement. 957 01:10:08,508 --> 01:10:10,577 The bet's off, Bradley. 958 01:10:10,610 --> 01:10:13,113 But I think you owe him something. 959 01:10:13,246 --> 01:10:15,148 Brad! 960 01:10:15,248 --> 01:10:18,485 Hi, it's me, the guy ya let down. 961 01:10:18,585 --> 01:10:22,655 Hey, Tank, baby! Who loves ya, baby, huh? 962 01:10:22,756 --> 01:10:25,992 You're goin' down like a four-cent pair of socks. 963 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:27,994 You and me, baby, all the way! 964 01:10:28,940 --> 01:10:32,132 Oh! A vacancy at the Gamma house. 965 01:10:32,198 --> 01:10:34,367 Takin' applications. 966 01:10:34,467 --> 01:10:36,836 Okay, okay, let go of me, you big fat jerk! 967 01:10:36,936 --> 01:10:40,840 Time to get on the last jet to nowhere! 968 01:10:41,975 --> 01:10:45,378 No, it doesn't look good now. 969 01:10:45,478 --> 01:10:49,883 It's like I'm in a bad dream, and it just won't quit. 970 01:10:49,983 --> 01:10:52,786 That's right, Chuck. 971 01:10:57,957 --> 01:11:01,961 Congratulations, Dad. Here. 972 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:04,230 Gawrsh, son, what's this? 973 01:11:04,330 --> 01:11:06,499 You gotta open it to find out. 974 01:11:10,737 --> 01:11:13,306 But... this is yours. 975 01:11:13,373 --> 01:11:15,375 No, Dad. 976 01:11:15,475 --> 01:11:18,345 This is for you. Read the inscription. 977 01:11:18,378 --> 01:11:22,148 "I might not be your little boy anymore, 978 01:11:22,215 --> 01:11:25,618 but I'll always be your son." 979 01:11:31,791 --> 01:11:34,427 Okay, okay, "hugfesters." 980 01:11:34,527 --> 01:11:36,796 Free eats back at the dorm-a! 981 01:11:36,896 --> 01:11:38,131 Pizza! 982 01:11:38,231 --> 01:11:41,340 Double cheese-a! 983 01:11:41,101 --> 01:11:44,938 Mmm-mmm. Scrumptious! 984 01:11:45,380 --> 01:11:48,942 - Come on, Dad. Let's feast. 985 01:11:50,710 --> 01:11:54,714 Sorr, son, but I kinda got plans of my own. 986 01:11:54,814 --> 01:11:56,983 I'm really gonna miss you. 987 01:11:57,830 --> 01:11:59,319 Sure, it was rough for us at the start, 988 01:11:59,386 --> 01:12:03,456 but, well, it turned out to be a pretty cool thing, you here at college with me. 989 01:12:03,556 --> 01:12:06,760 But now it's over and we'll go on with our own lives and... 990 01:12:06,826 --> 01:12:09,429 - You didn't tell him yet? - Didn't tell me what? 991 01:12:09,496 --> 01:12:12,980 I wanted to surprise him. 992 01:12:12,165 --> 01:12:16,569 Son, guess what! I got me a job here on campus. 993 01:12:16,603 --> 01:12:18,104 But you... 994 01:12:18,171 --> 01:12:22,942 - So I could be close to you! - But I thought you were... 995 01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:25,111 - You told me you were gonna... - Just kidding. 996 01:12:29,149 --> 01:12:33,420 He is so goofy! 997 01:12:37,490 --> 01:12:40,160 - What do you say we go for... - A picnic? 998 01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:42,362 Ah-yuck. Then maybe even a... 999 01:12:42,462 --> 01:12:45,498 Walk on the beach? I'd love to. 1000 01:12:45,598 --> 01:12:48,802 You know, somehow I knew you would.