1 00:00:19,850 --> 00:00:20,520 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,650 [tense music playing] 3 00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:34,534 [in Portuguese] We've gone as far as we can go by road. 4 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:36,736 We need a boat. 5 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:40,273 Should only take a few days. 6 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:42,709 No, no, no. We shouldn't be here. 7 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:44,944 The jungle doesn't want us here. 8 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:47,470 There is... 9 00:00:47,470 --> 00:00:47,947 [rustling] 10 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,425 [footsteps on car] 11 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:12,305 [monkey shrieks] 12 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:18,578 [both breathing heavily] 13 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,580 We have to do this. 14 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:23,616 What's waiting for us will change our lives. 15 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:26,252 Eh? 16 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,320 Fine. 17 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:29,890 I'll go alone. 18 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:30,900 Ana. 19 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:31,624 Ana! 20 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:33,727 Don't do this! 21 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:51,945 It's her. 22 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:53,747 [adventurous music playing] 23 00:01:58,351 --> 00:01:59,486 [speaks Portuguese] 24 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:04,357 [shouts in Portuguese] Get to the boat! 25 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,501 Come on! Let's go! 26 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:17,370 - Hey! - Stop! 27 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:19,390 Take my hand! 28 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:20,607 [shouting in Portuguese] 29 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:29,649 [muffled scream] 30 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,558 [person, in English] We start tight on a full moon. 31 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:39,693 [ominous music playing] 32 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,280 Milky. Almost yellow. 33 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:44,664 And we crane down 34 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:49,736 to reveal an idyllic, suburban street. 35 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:54,740 We float past a series of white picket fences, 36 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:56,900 until we settle on a sewer grate. 37 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,578 Pow! Flies open! 38 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:02,150 Something big and scaly slithers out, 39 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:05,251 fast, hungry, definitely not human, 40 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:07,587 as a pulsating score kicks in. 41 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,189 [vocalizing] 42 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,690 [suspenseful music playing] 43 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,598 We're on the back of the beast 44 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:21,901 as it slithers menacingly towards a little blue house. 45 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,436 [hissing] 46 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:26,940 [vocalizing] 47 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,375 [suspenseful music continues] 48 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:36,950 Wait. I'm sorry. 49 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,953 This is our wedding video you're talking about? 50 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:43,957 Yes, though I actually don't think of them as videos. They're more like short films. 51 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:48,294 Yeah, because I'm not sure this is quite what we had in mind. 52 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:50,563 Okay. I know. It's a little different than normal but-- 53 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:53,566 We really liked the one you did for Karen and Bart. 54 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:54,968 When they walk by the river 55 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:57,303 - and jump up and high-five. - That jump was dope. 56 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:58,805 And I loved that song they used. 57 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:02,809 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 58 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:06,813 ♪ I want to know right now How does it feel ♪ 59 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:09,649 - [bride] You know it. Yeah. - Um, guys. Uh, here's the thing. 60 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,786 I really like you guys. And you said you're horror fans, 61 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,921 and I'm like, "I love horror so much." 62 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,757 And I thought this could be special. You know what I mean? 63 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,326 This is a film you're gonna watch for the rest of your lives. 64 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:22,495 But this isn't a film, Doug. 65 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:26,332 This is a wedding video, and we want one where they do a little jump. 66 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:28,468 - [groom] Yeah. - [dad] Now, can you do that for us or not? 67 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:32,339 [vocalizing] 68 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:37,100 Okay. 69 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:40,146 And do you mind if I'm doing warm-ups? Is it okay? 70 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,148 Oh, yeah. I've seen much crazier. 71 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,183 Okay, good. 72 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:45,785 Does it sound better to say my line, 73 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,855 "His vision is blurry, which could suggest..." 74 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:52,125 or, "His vision is blurry, which could suggest..." 75 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,961 Or I could-- You know what? I could even do, like, an accent. I could do just... 76 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,530 I think you just should do it the way you auditioned it, honey. 77 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:58,665 - Yeah. - Yeah. 78 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:02,502 It's been a while since I booked anything, and I just want it to go well. 79 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:03,870 - Yeah. - I just... 80 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,472 It's hard out there. 81 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:07,707 [groans] Sorry. 82 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:09,542 Doctor number 3, we're ready for you. 83 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:10,810 [makeup artist] Okay, knock 'em dead. 84 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,512 Okay, thanks. Thank you, Donna. 85 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:15,148 Hey, by the way, if you ever need anything from Lowe's, 86 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,500 I will hook you up with my employee discount, 87 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,385 no questions asked. 88 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:20,220 - Okay? - [chuckles] Okay. 89 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,560 Thanks. Ten more ccs of tramadol. 90 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,362 Any idea what I'm looking at here? 91 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:31,640 [in British accent] He said his vision was blurry, 92 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,367 - so, you know, that could suggest-- - Optic neuritis. 93 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,403 - Already ruled that out. - [bell ringing] 94 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,380 - [director] Cut. - [assistant director] That's a cut! 95 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,340 [director] Hey, buddy, not sure what that accent is. 96 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,575 Just do it normally, okay? 97 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:43,877 We're gonna go again right away. 98 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:44,744 [assistant director] Set. 99 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:49,582 [speaking slowly] He said his vision was blurry, which could suggest-- 100 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:52,585 [director] Cut! Say the line faster. Okay? Faster this time. 101 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,921 [rushed] He said his vision was blurry, which could suggest-- 102 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:57,424 Cut! Jesus, I think we gotta fire this guy. 103 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:59,920 Can we get somebody else in here? 104 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:02,762 ["Have You Ever Seen the Rain?" playing] 105 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,942 ♪ When it's over, so they say ♪ 106 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,579 ♪ It'll rain a sunny day ♪ 107 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:25,418 ♪ I know, shining down like water ♪ 108 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:35,929 ♪ I wanna know Have you ever seen the rain? ♪ 109 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:38,932 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 110 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:39,966 [phone chimes] 111 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:43,903 ♪ Have you ever seen the rain? ♪ 112 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:47,807 Griff, it's Doug. I just ran into your mom at the supermarket. 113 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:49,809 She said you booked a big gig today. 114 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:51,411 I'm proud of you, bud. 115 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,747 Everyone in Buffalo misses you. 116 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,316 I love you. Come visit, man! 117 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,251 - [knocks] - [gasps] 118 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,586 Jesus, Jerry. 119 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:03,256 Doug, what is this thing about-- there's some kind of sewer monster? 120 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:05,125 Oh, boy. 121 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,128 [sighs] Doug. 122 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:13,266 Look, I get that this is not what you dreamed about when you were a kid. 123 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,935 But dreams, they go. Huh? 124 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,937 Now, I'll be retiring soon. 125 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:22,800 And, Doug, it is only a matter of time before all this is yours. 126 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:23,109 - Really? - Yeah. 127 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,478 Look around. Take it all in. 128 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:27,847 And imagine. 129 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,619 If you do it right, it's a pretty sweet setup we got here. 130 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:36,322 This is a B, and maybe even a B+ life we're talking about. 131 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:39,359 Hmm. 132 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:42,629 [spouse] Are you sure you don't wanna do anything for your birthday? 133 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,365 You used to make me celebrate your half-birthdays. 134 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:46,700 [Doug chuckles] 135 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,368 Let's go get a beer. 136 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:50,337 Or something. 137 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:51,638 [gasps] 138 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:54,400 Maybe we just watch that new mountain climbing doc. 139 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,143 About the lady that falls to her own death? 140 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:58,712 Yeah. 141 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:03,383 Fine, we can do the one about the free diver in the Maldives. 142 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:06,520 Who drowns? Jesus Christ, Doug. 143 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,388 I don't know. Let's just take a gummy and go to bed early. 144 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:10,190 Surprise! 145 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,825 - [cheering] - [upbeat music playing] 146 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,827 Oh, my God, Malie. No! 147 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,663 Oh, yes. Yes, you love a good, big birthday party. 148 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,331 Dad, should've seen your face. 149 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,233 - You knew about this? - It was my idea. 150 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,235 - Buddy, take my coat, please. Thank you. - Okay. 151 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,570 Hey! How are you? 152 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:26,573 - Yeah. Happy birthday! - Jesus, Kenny. My back! 153 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:29,420 - I'm sorry. - No! That's not... 154 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:31,511 The actual lotion. The actual basket. 155 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,246 "It puts the lotion in the basket"? 156 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,248 - eBay, buddy. - Dude, that is sick. 157 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:37,250 Yeah, no, that is actually sick. 158 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,518 Oh! 159 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:42,220 - Happy birthday, Dougie. - Thanks for making the trek, Claire. 160 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:47,193 You know I love Buffalo this time of year. The slush, the hypothermia. 161 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,428 What's up? No Trent? 162 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,763 No Trent. 163 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,431 Ever again, in fact. 164 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:53,733 - He started banging his dental hygienist. - Ugh. 165 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:56,603 Anyway, tonight is all about you, baby. 166 00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:58,371 - It's about me. - It's about you. 167 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,372 [gasps] 168 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,774 [laughs] 169 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:04,770 You came! Here you are. Oh, my God. 170 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:05,111 It's been too long, pal. 171 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,614 It's so good to see you. It has been way too long. 172 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:08,715 Happy birthday. 173 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,417 Thank you for coming out here. 174 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:11,918 - Think I'm gonna miss this? Never. - Oh. 175 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,620 We got a lot of catching up to do. 176 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:19,426 Many years ago, a group of young, passionate artists had a vision. 177 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:25,131 It was a vision that's not particularly original or even, uh, good... 178 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,133 - [guests chuckle] - ...but it was theirs. 179 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:30,603 And so they made that vision a reality. 180 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:33,239 And, without further ado, 181 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:38,311 I present to you a completely unrestored print 182 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:43,483 of 13-year-old Doug McCallister's masterpiece, The Quatch. 183 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,417 [gasping] 184 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,486 What? I thought we lost all the copies of that! 185 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,620 - No way. - Nope. 186 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:50,490 I found it in my mom's garage. It was stuck in the player. 187 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,926 Are we sure this is okay for the kids to watch? 188 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,160 Who gives a shit? 189 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,330 Mrs. Brown had us bleep all the swears so we could show it at the school assembly. 190 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,631 Yeah, which didn't make much sense 191 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,267 because we were very clear about it being R-rated. 192 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,837 - Happy birthday, pal. - [laughs] This isn't happening. 193 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,839 - [Griff] Oh, it's happening. Here we go. - [laughs] 194 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:08,508 - God. - Here, sit. 195 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,777 Oh, I'm gonna kill you. [gasps] 196 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:11,845 [guests laugh] 197 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,949 - I haven't changed a bit. - [all laughing] 198 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,184 Holy ****! 199 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:19,119 Oh! 200 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,488 - [young Griff] Look at the grass! - [Doug] Hot on the trail! 201 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,957 - Look out for the quatch. - [guest] Here we go. 202 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,527 Before you **** strike me, I need to **** ask you one **** thing. 203 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,195 You got some **** bite left? 204 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,196 Or you all **** bark? 205 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,464 Boom! 206 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,134 Damn, we'd been watching a lot of Scorsese. 207 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,202 We didn't quite have the ear for it, did we? 208 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:39,139 - I need to tell you something. - What is it? 209 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,208 [young Claire] That I love you. I've always loved you. 210 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,977 And I always **** will. 211 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,478 [young Griff] I **** love you too. 212 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,380 Now, kiss me, woman. 213 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,882 [guests chuckle] 214 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,651 So much charisma. Already, you had it. 215 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,220 I still can't believe I let Doug talk me into doing that. 216 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,560 What are you talking about? That was your idea. 217 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,491 [guests chuckling] 218 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,559 [Doug] Yeah! 219 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,362 - It's coming for us. - [young Claire] We're trapped. 220 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,640 [young Kenny] What the hell are we gonna do? 221 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,166 - [Claire] No! - [Doug] Yes. 222 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,169 Oh, my God. We're all gonna die! 223 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,704 [dramatic music playing on TV] 224 00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:14,741 This is where it gets real. 225 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:17,770 Not on my watch, mister. 226 00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:20,847 - Boom! - Yeah! 227 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,716 - Yeah! - Yeah! 228 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,184 [guest] Amazing! 229 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,753 [guest] So good! 230 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,723 Whoo! 231 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,610 That's probably the best birthday gift I've ever received. 232 00:11:35,610 --> 00:11:37,430 - I didn't even know it existed. - Well, I'm giving it to you. 233 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,566 Plus the TV 'cause you can't get it out. 234 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,768 - Yay! - Yes! 235 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,775 - It was right after, you know... - Right after senior year of college. 236 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:52,112 Yes, that's when Anaconda came out. Remember? We saw it like 30 times. 237 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,114 Put it right there alongside the classics. 238 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,820 Totally. How about that cast? Come on. 239 00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:59,619 - J.Lo, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson, Stoltz. - Oh, for sure. 240 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:00,954 I mean, it's a murderers' row. 241 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:05,792 Plus, that snake was like a metaphor for our lives at that moment. 242 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:10,130 Like, how life is coming at you, you know, 243 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:13,133 hunting you and forcing you, like, 244 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,401 off your... 245 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,470 like your parents' health insurance and stuff. 246 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,275 - [Kenny] I don't know... - [Doug] No, that's true. 247 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,643 - Yeah, that's... - [Doug] It was like that. 248 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,145 - [Claire] That's right, Kenny. - Whatever. 249 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:29,115 How about that accent by Jon Voight? How about that? That was a choice. 250 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:32,152 [imitating Jon Voight] "They wrap around you until you get the privilege 251 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,254 - of hearing your bones break... - Bones break... 252 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:40,160 ...before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode." 253 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:41,828 Sorry. 254 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,332 I have the rights to Anaconda. 255 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,436 What? 256 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,504 I have the rights to Anaconda. 257 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,274 Yeah. 258 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:59,112 Apparently, the movie was based on a novel by some dead Japanese guy. 259 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,949 And my agent introduced me to his widow. 260 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:08,154 Unbelievably, she was such a fan of the four episodes that I did on S.W.A.T... 261 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,357 - Who isn't? - ...that she gave me the rights. 262 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:13,460 [chuckles] Dude. So what are you gonna do with them? 263 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,161 Uh, well, not me. 264 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,664 Us. 265 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,701 We're gonna reboot the thing. Indie-style. 266 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:26,172 Three weeks, run-and-gun in the Amazon. Skeletal crew. 267 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,376 Claire, you and I can star. Kenny, you shoot it. Doug, you direct. 268 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,978 Huh? Come on. What do you say? 269 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,381 I mean, it's a wonderful idea in theory, but... 270 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,717 I'm in! I can get time off from work. 271 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,386 Yes, you can, Kenny. Sweet! 272 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:43,560 Kenny, what are you talking about? You're in? He's not... No. He's not in. 273 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:46,526 He says one thing and you're in already. You're going to the Amazon. 274 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,162 - He's not in. - What do you say, Claire? 275 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,730 - I... I just... - Come on. 276 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,665 I don't know if I'm in the right headspace... 277 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,900 - Of course you are. - ...with the divorce. 278 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,835 Of course you're not in the right headspace. 279 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,871 That's the best headspace. Are you kidding me? 280 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:01,207 Come on, it's like Eat Pray Love and... shit. 281 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,242 Come on. 282 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,450 You know what? I'm in. 283 00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:07,547 - What? Really? - Yes! Sweet. 284 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,916 Yeah. I mean, my life is totally shit anyway so... 285 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,918 - God, I'm so happy to hear that. - Hmm. 286 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,587 I mean, not that your life is shit, but that you're in. 287 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,589 Besides, as soon as Doug says yes, 288 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,591 we'll probably need you to finance this whole thing. 289 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,930 - What? - [mouthing] Thank you. 290 00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:21,227 Doug? 291 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,596 [gentle music playing] 292 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,567 Griff, I'm sorry. 293 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:31,905 I got responsibilities. I got Malie, Charlie, my job. 294 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,574 I know. Making wedding videos. 295 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,760 Films. Right. 296 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,378 It's a good life, you know? 297 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,747 It's a B, B+ life. 298 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,416 B, B+ life? 299 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,119 It's a good life. 300 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,122 Do you remember when we were kids 301 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,790 and we would stay up till 4:00 in the morning, 302 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,460 hanging out in your mom's basement watching horror movies? 303 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,795 Scaring the shit out of ourselves. 304 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:58,980 Texas Chainsaw on, like, repeat. 305 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,633 Now we have the chance to make one ourselves. 306 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,404 Dude, it's what we dreamed about ever since we were little kids. 307 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,307 I hear ya. 308 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,577 But we're not kids anymore, Griff. 309 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,479 I'm sorry. 310 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,483 Yeah. I know. All right. 311 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,485 I just... 312 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,620 I get it. I do. 313 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,655 I get it. 314 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,497 Still watching The Quatch. 315 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,100 [chuckling] 316 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,171 Charlie, why don't you go check on those cookies? 317 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:41,341 [sighs] Okay, but I'm pausing it, so... 318 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:42,976 don't touch it. 319 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,146 Gonna need some ice-cold milch with that. 320 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,480 [Charlie] You got it. 321 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,183 - What are you doing? - What? 322 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,618 Just go make the movie. 323 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,986 Malie. 324 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,622 Come on. Every time you watch this thing, you light up. 325 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,792 Like I haven't seen you light up in a long time. 326 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:02,295 So what? I'm supposed to chase some Hollywood fantasy I had as a kid? 327 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,531 Waste a bunch of money and time, and for what? 328 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,866 In the end, what's it gonna change? 329 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,470 Okay. 330 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:12,839 Okay. 331 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,374 Okay. 332 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,345 [upbeat music playing on video] 333 00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:24,150 - [bride and groom chuckling] - [bride] We hope you come to celebrate... 334 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,185 [groom] As we become... 335 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,653 [both] The Hansons. 336 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,560 Holy shit. 337 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,590 ["I Don't Want to Wait" playing] 338 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:34,194 [sighs] 339 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:39,399 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 340 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,901 ♪ I want to know right now ♪ 341 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,170 - ♪ What will it be? ♪ - [Doug] ♪ ...what will it be? ♪ 342 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:50,760 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 343 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,512 What am I singing? 344 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,580 [knocking] 345 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:55,582 [Griff] Hey, dude. 346 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,684 [panting] 347 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,520 I don't want to wait, man. 348 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,257 Our lives could be, like... over. 349 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,226 What... What are you talking about? 350 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:09,763 The Anaconda thing. You were serious, right? 351 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:11,865 Yes, very. 352 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,366 Then let's do it. 353 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,369 Let's reboot Anaconda. 354 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,105 - ["Baby Got Back" playing] - Yes! Yes. 355 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,118 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 356 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,459 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 357 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,630 All right, budget-wise, soup to nuts, what does it cost to get this thing made? 358 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:47,467 I figure we need three weeks of shooting. Some VFX, some SFX, 359 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,770 a riverboat, a riverboat captain, travel to and from a jungle, 360 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:54,474 and a gigantic real snake, preferably a rental. 361 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,109 - Rental, copy. - [Doug] All in, 362 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,111 two, two-and-a-half million dollars. 363 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,813 [whistles] That sounds right. 364 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:04,150 We've approved a loan for you for up to... 365 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,860 $9,400. 366 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:07,420 Yes! 367 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,156 I've revised the budget down to... 368 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,624 $43,000 all in. 369 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:12,992 That sounds more right. 370 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,961 [Doug] Now, the film does have to be scary, right? 371 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:18,832 Terrifying. But it can't just be about a giant snake killing people. 372 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,166 - Exactly. - You know? 373 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,335 It has to be about something, right? 374 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,436 Right. 375 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,672 I mean... 376 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:26,840 - Themes. - Themes. 377 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:28,842 Come on. 378 00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:30,643 - Like grief. - What about revenge? 379 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,313 In terms of themes, that's like one of the top ones. 380 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,281 - Oh, my God. I got a good one. - Hit me. 381 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,183 Intergenerational trauma. 382 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,352 [scoffs] I love intergenerational trauma. 383 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,210 Who doesn't love intergenerational trauma? 384 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,356 - It's the best. - We're onto something here. 385 00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:45,692 ["Baby Got Back" ends] 386 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,295 [breathes deeply] 387 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,866 This is a masterpiece. 388 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:55,168 You're a goddamn genius. I love it. 389 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,670 - Don't change a word. - Not a word. 390 00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:59,390 Dude, you killed it. It's scary, emotional, funny when it needs to be. 391 00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:01,508 - Romantic. - Dude, thank you. 392 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,842 Hey, Doug... 393 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,377 [exhales] 394 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:07,847 I know that we had our little dustup, but... 395 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,217 I need to shoot this film, man. 396 00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:12,485 [Griff] Dustup? 397 00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:16,523 Yeah. He fired me from the wedding video stuff 398 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,192 'cause I got a little wasted. 399 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,727 He knocked over the wedding cake. 400 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,564 - But I'm dealing with it. - Like, getting sober? 401 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,665 Yes. 402 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,680 Well, I mean, Buffalo sober. 403 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,690 Buffalo sober? 404 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:30,503 Just beer and wine. 405 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:35,408 And then some of the lighter liquors. But definitely not all of 'em. 406 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:37,844 I'm proud of you. 407 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,380 Doug? 408 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,681 [inhales deeply] 409 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,251 If I'm being honest, I enabled you a little bit. 410 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,754 Of course you get a second chance. Let's do this. 411 00:19:48,722 --> 00:19:49,723 - Nice! - Thank you, man. 412 00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:50,924 [horn honking] 413 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:52,392 [Malie] Car's here. 414 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:56,620 And you have the mefloquine, right? You only take that once a week. 415 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,865 - Hey, Dad. I almost forgot. - Hmm? 416 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:02,902 - Talk to me. - But I got you this. 417 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,404 What? 418 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,772 I know. Pretty sick. 419 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,209 "World's greatest Doug." 420 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,878 - I thought it should say, "Dad." - Whatever, man, it's funny. 421 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,114 - I love it. It's much better. - [Charlie chuckles] 422 00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:17,450 [upbeat music playing] 423 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:32,799 [monkey chattering] 424 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,738 [people chattering indistinctly in Portuguese] 425 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,279 [sighs] 426 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,484 [intriguing music playing] 427 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,820 - [Doug] So it begins. - Yeah! 428 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:54,921 - [Doug] Oh, yeah. - All right. 429 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,423 - [Claire] Whoo! - Made it. 430 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,592 - [Griff] Whoa. We're here. - [Doug] That's what I'm talkin' about! 431 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,827 Brasília! 432 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,795 [Kenny] Oh. 433 00:21:01,795 --> 00:21:04,464 So, hey, I was reading about anacondas on the plane. 434 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,434 Basically, they wait in the water for days, 435 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:10,503 stalking their prey, never moving, just waiting, 436 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,771 and then when a prey comes... 437 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,640 [imitates snake constricting] ...snatch and grab. 438 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,443 Thousand pounds of pressure. Think you're gonna get away? You're not. 439 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,346 Crushing you. Oxygen leaving your lungs. 440 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,980 [imitates suffocating] 441 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,515 Oh, God, it's terrible. 442 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,185 - So, like in the movie Anaconda. - Yeah, exactly. 443 00:21:25,185 --> 00:21:26,319 So it's real? 444 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,520 [passerby] Yeah, it's all real. 445 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,291 Very real. 446 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,659 [tense music playing] 447 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,362 There's this story about this woman... 448 00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:37,300 God bless her. 449 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,200 The snake wraps around her so tight... 450 00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:43,870 the eyeballs just... 451 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:45,372 [imitates explosion] 452 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,374 - No. - No way. 453 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,476 Yeah, it was my grandmother, Sylvana. 454 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,543 Shit. 455 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:53,880 Horrible grandmother. But still sad. 456 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,181 [Kenny] Huh. 457 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:56,383 I'm sorry, who are you? 458 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,530 Oh, I'm sorry. Carlos Santiago. Yeah, you can call me Santiago. 459 00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:02,188 - Hey! It's Kenny. - [Santiago] Yeah, hey. 460 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,824 - Kenny from the phone. Hey. - Kenny. Kenny, hey. 461 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,993 - Hi. - Yeah, this is our snake handler. 462 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:07,994 [Claire, Doug] Oh! 463 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,829 - [Claire] Thank God. - He's supposed to be the best. 464 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,998 No. "Supposed to be"? We have a joker here. 465 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,668 No. I am the best. Yes. 466 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:15,735 - Oh. That's good. - [Kenny] Yeah. 467 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,904 So, welcome to Brazil. 468 00:22:19,390 --> 00:22:20,373 Let's meet the snake. 469 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:22,409 [people chattering indistinctly] 470 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,544 [tense music playing] 471 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,255 [in Portuguese] Go around, we'll find her. 472 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,620 [patrons speaking Portuguese] 473 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:56,776 [in English] When I found him, he was dying of starvation. 474 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:01,915 His food supply destroyed by gold miners who put mercury in the river. 475 00:23:01,915 --> 00:23:04,784 - [Griff] Gold miners? - Gold mining poisons our land. 476 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:08,455 Their greed almost killed my snake. 477 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:10,900 - [Claire] Oh. - [Santiago] But I fed him, 478 00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,792 I nursed him back to life, 479 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:16,429 and in many ways, he did the same for me. 480 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:19,132 Ah, yes. A tale as old as time. 481 00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:21,101 Saved by a snake. [chuckles] 482 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,804 What's your name? 483 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:25,905 What's... Uh, Griff. 484 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,141 Okay, Griff. He's not only a snake. 485 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,977 He's my tiny giant, my friend. 486 00:23:31,945 --> 00:23:35,749 One of the most important creatures of the herpetological world. 487 00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:37,917 No, of course... I... Sure. 488 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,754 I didn't... I wasn't trying to... I... Yes. 489 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:43,923 Okay. Let me introduce you. 490 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,327 [trunk opens] 491 00:23:47,327 --> 00:23:48,661 Heitor. 492 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:51,498 - [Claire] Heitor? - Oh, my goodness. 493 00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:53,166 Hey, cutie. 494 00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:55,669 - Oh, no. Not cutie. - Oh, my... 495 00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:57,170 - [Doug] Oh... - [all exclaim] 496 00:23:57,170 --> 00:24:00,600 Oh, hell yes! This thing is nuts! 497 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,510 There are rumors of 'condas even bigger. 498 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:06,179 Maybe four or five times this size. 499 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:08,948 Go ahead, Kenny from the phone. 500 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:12,318 Um, is it true that they regurgitate their prey? 501 00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:14,200 Um, sometimes. 502 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,989 I mean, if you're lucky, 503 00:24:15,989 --> 00:24:19,250 you'd die right away because of... [groans] ...suffocation. 504 00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:23,697 But only the unlucky ones survive. 505 00:24:23,697 --> 00:24:24,998 Unlucky? 506 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:31,370 Yeah, because then you might actually be conscious 507 00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:34,874 when the snake comes back to finish you off. 508 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:37,430 - [Doug] Gotcha. - [Claire] Ooh. 509 00:24:37,430 --> 00:24:38,378 Better to die. 510 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,214 [tense music playing] 511 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:50,390 - [Kenny] Look at that boat! - [Doug] This is money in the bank, baby. 512 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:58,565 [keys jingle] 513 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:06,740 - [music stops] - [patrons chattering] 514 00:25:07,741 --> 00:25:09,576 [tense music playing] 515 00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:11,878 [thuds] 516 00:25:16,820 --> 00:25:18,510 Hey. Let me ask you a question. 517 00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:20,420 - Um, our snake guy... - Mmm? 518 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,590 Does he seem kind of batshit crazy? 519 00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:26,920 I mean, he's best friends with a snake. 520 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:27,594 - Of course he's a little quirky. - Yeah. 521 00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:28,695 But I like him. 522 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:29,596 - Really? - Yeah. 523 00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:30,697 But then again, 524 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,766 I used up all my vacation days 525 00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:36,102 to come make a self-financed snake movie with you three, so... 526 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,271 - Yeah, your judgment is really off. - My judgment is off. 527 00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:39,439 - It always has been. - Exactly. 528 00:25:39,439 --> 00:25:41,441 [Doug] Anybody talk to the captain? It's time to shoot. 529 00:25:41,441 --> 00:25:43,610 I'll, uh, reach out again, boss. 530 00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:44,577 - [Doug exclaims] - [chuckles] 531 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,746 Hi, guys. My name is Ana. 532 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,615 I believe you spoke to my father on the phone? 533 00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:50,784 Bruno? That's your dad? 534 00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:52,752 Yeah, he sends his apologies, 535 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:54,954 - but he's at the hospital. - Oh. 536 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:56,389 - Oh, I'm sorry. - [Ana] Unfortunately, 537 00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,291 you'll have to make other accommodations, 538 00:25:58,291 --> 00:26:01,461 'cause I need to take this boat upriver for a routine service. 539 00:26:01,461 --> 00:26:03,630 But I can assure you a full refund. 540 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:04,970 No, wait. Wait. 541 00:26:04,970 --> 00:26:06,990 - Everything else is booked. - [Griff] Yeah. 542 00:26:06,990 --> 00:26:07,967 And-- And w-we're gonna shoot a movie. 543 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,636 It's a reboot of Anaconda. 544 00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:11,638 Technically, it's more of a reimagining, but-- 545 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:13,640 It's actually more of a spiritual sequel. 546 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,808 Good for you. 547 00:26:14,808 --> 00:26:16,810 - There's gotta be a way, right? - We can crew the boat. 548 00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:17,944 There's nothing I can do... 549 00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:21,414 We have dreamed of making this film together our entire lives. 550 00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:23,817 Please. I am begging you. 551 00:26:23,817 --> 00:26:25,919 - Please. - Help us find another way. 552 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:27,654 - Let's do this, but fast. - [Doug] Okay. 553 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:29,155 - [Claire] Yes! Let's go! - Thank you! 554 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:33,293 [upbeat music playing] 555 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:39,999 [clanking, whirring] 556 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,344 [Griff] Whoo! 557 00:26:51,344 --> 00:26:53,346 - Oh! - [Griff] Wow! 558 00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:54,447 Yes! 559 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:56,449 This is so beautiful. 560 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,451 This is amazing. It's amazing. 561 00:27:00,487 --> 00:27:01,521 - Looks exactly... - [Doug laughs] 562 00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:02,622 Ooh, look! 563 00:27:04,324 --> 00:27:05,625 - Kenny? - [Kenny] Yeah, bud? 564 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,694 - How did you find this boat? - Cocktail, anyone? 565 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,662 - [Griff] Nice! - [Doug] Ah! 566 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:10,697 [Kenny] It's a computer. 567 00:27:13,330 --> 00:27:14,200 Yes! 568 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:19,472 [in Portuguese] I want a list of all the boats 569 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:21,641 that left the marina in the last 3 hours. 570 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:23,810 Now! 571 00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:26,460 [drawer opens] 572 00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:30,717 [guitar playing] 573 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:32,719 - [all laughing] - [glass clinking] 574 00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:33,853 - [Griff] Uh-oh. - [Claire] Oh. 575 00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:36,560 [Doug] One more thing, you guys, before we go to bed. 576 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,857 We got a big day tomorrow. 577 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:41,995 If you remember, we had a tradition on all our films. 578 00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:43,863 The night before we started shooting, 579 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:46,499 - we'd say a prayer to the movie gods... - [Griff] Mm-hmm. 580 00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:49,703 ...asking them to basically not screw us over, 581 00:27:49,703 --> 00:27:53,600 and for the first time ever, may they listen. 582 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,674 - Come on, to the movie gods. - Yes. 583 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:55,742 [glasses clinking] 584 00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:56,843 [Doug chuckles] 585 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,178 [all chattering indistinctly] 586 00:27:58,178 --> 00:28:00,246 [epic music playing] 587 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,580 [Kenny] All right. We're rolling. 588 00:28:12,580 --> 00:28:14,928 Anaconda, scene 15, take one. Slap it. 589 00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:16,529 Bella! 590 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:20,767 - What the hell are you still doing here? - I've come to take you home. 591 00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:23,770 It's time you stopped chasing this mythical snake. 592 00:28:24,571 --> 00:28:26,873 And what if I'm not prone to giving up? 593 00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:28,608 I didn't see you filming there. 594 00:28:29,109 --> 00:28:30,443 What are we doing? EPK? 595 00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:32,579 Background, DVD, bonus stuff. 596 00:28:32,579 --> 00:28:36,416 The Anaconda is a story of an intrepid biologist played by Claire, 597 00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:42,550 who hires an unhinged snake tracker played by Griff, 598 00:28:42,550 --> 00:28:44,791 to hunt down and kill a giant, mythical 'conda 599 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,126 that ate her entire family. 600 00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:49,129 Come and get me, you goddamn snake! 601 00:28:49,129 --> 00:28:51,398 And on a deeper level, it's about chasing your dreams. 602 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:56,803 And camera set, push-ups good, and action! 603 00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:58,271 What's it like shooting with Doug again? 604 00:28:58,271 --> 00:28:59,806 He and I are best friends. 605 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,274 We've worked together our whole lives. 606 00:29:01,274 --> 00:29:03,143 And I went out to LA, and he was gonna come out. 607 00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:05,945 We were gonna be a partnership, and he didn't do it. 608 00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:10,283 Griff and I planned to work together in LA, but, uh, you know, life intervened. 609 00:29:10,283 --> 00:29:11,951 But it doesn't matter, 'cause now we're together 610 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:15,880 and now we're back, we're making this, and it's as it should be. 611 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:16,823 I am the insects. 612 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:17,824 [Claire shrieks] 613 00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:20,593 The anaconda moves slow and steady. 614 00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:21,761 Sometimes it goes fast. 615 00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:24,330 Snake POV, RD. Take 1. 616 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:26,933 No. No, it's not working. 617 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:29,602 Snake POV, the right way. Take 2. 618 00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:33,139 Sometimes he goes from above in the trees, 619 00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:35,275 sometimes from below in the water. 620 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:39,479 The toothpick, it unlocked a couple of aspects of this character for me. 621 00:29:39,479 --> 00:29:40,680 There's something there. 622 00:29:43,483 --> 00:29:44,317 Ah! 623 00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:46,786 Why would I be nervous about doing a love story with Griff? 624 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:48,210 You guys used to date. 625 00:29:48,521 --> 00:29:49,856 That was a long time ago. 626 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:51,157 A little bit of chaos 627 00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:52,859 is part of the ingredients. 628 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:54,794 [grunts, groans] 629 00:29:59,366 --> 00:30:00,333 [shrieks] 630 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,534 [Doug] Maybe look at each other. 631 00:30:01,534 --> 00:30:03,670 This might be the last time you look at each other. 632 00:30:03,670 --> 00:30:05,705 You'd think you'd be a little nicer to the guy 633 00:30:05,705 --> 00:30:07,540 who's out here to save your life. 634 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:08,875 You're an ***hole. 635 00:30:09,509 --> 00:30:10,510 [laughs] 636 00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:12,145 Yeah. 637 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:14,814 And a PhD. 638 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:19,552 And cut. 639 00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:22,522 - Great stuff, guys. We got it. - Whoo-hoo! 640 00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:25,392 Should we go one more time? You wanna try it again? 641 00:30:25,392 --> 00:30:27,600 No. I'm good if you're good. 642 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,528 Let's go one more time. 643 00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:33,833 [animals chirping in distance] 644 00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:35,902 [gentle music playing] 645 00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:40,373 - The chemistry between you two is... - Yeah? 646 00:30:40,373 --> 00:30:42,676 - Like we were right back in high school. - [chuckles] 647 00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:44,770 When you looked up at her... 648 00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:45,412 Well, that's 'cause of your note. 649 00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:47,580 About taking the beat right before you did it? 650 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:49,582 Yeah, yeah. It made the scene. 651 00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:51,418 I tell you... [sighs] 652 00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:54,254 [stutters] I never felt like this on S.W.A.T. 653 00:30:54,254 --> 00:30:56,556 I mean, granted I was only in a couple of episodes, 654 00:30:56,556 --> 00:30:58,591 but it was never collaborative. It was never fun. 655 00:30:58,591 --> 00:30:59,759 Not... [scoffs] 656 00:30:59,759 --> 00:31:01,428 Not like this. This, uh... 657 00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:04,300 - This is-- - Like we were back on Quatch? 658 00:31:05,899 --> 00:31:07,567 Yeah. [chuckles] 659 00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:09,436 Yeah. 660 00:31:15,775 --> 00:31:17,444 [Doug] Do you guys have chupacabra? 661 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:20,547 [Claire] Ooh. That looks so good. 662 00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,415 Mm-mmm. 663 00:31:22,415 --> 00:31:25,510 Hey, so, one script thing. 664 00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:27,587 I was thinking, at the midway point, 665 00:31:27,587 --> 00:31:31,458 instead of, uh, talking the bad guy out of it, 666 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,590 what if... 667 00:31:33,590 --> 00:31:34,894 Claire's character... 668 00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:37,297 headbutts him? 669 00:31:37,297 --> 00:31:39,399 Sorry. Headbutts him? 670 00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:41,101 Headbutts him. 671 00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:43,136 Or... Or... 672 00:31:44,471 --> 00:31:45,472 we both do. 673 00:31:45,472 --> 00:31:46,973 - Double headbutt. - [Claire scoffs] 674 00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:49,242 - Come on. It's kinda revolutionary. - [Kenny] Double headbutt. 675 00:31:49,242 --> 00:31:50,744 That is super revolutionary. 676 00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:52,779 Why is that super revolutionary? 677 00:31:52,779 --> 00:31:54,948 Well, it's... [stutters] ...never been done. 678 00:31:54,948 --> 00:31:58,318 Jesus Christ. This is a beautiful scene with real stakes, Doug. 679 00:31:58,318 --> 00:31:59,819 Feel free to weigh in here. 680 00:31:59,819 --> 00:32:01,321 Nah, I hear you. I do. 681 00:32:01,321 --> 00:32:03,990 And, as always, I trust your instincts on this. 682 00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:07,994 But a double headbutt is pretty revolutionary. 683 00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:10,997 Right? It is-- It's very revolutionary. Yes. 684 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:12,966 - There's no denying it. - [Kenny] None! 685 00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:16,102 Oh, come on, Claire. Is the problem that you don't know how to headbutt? 686 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,471 Why would I not know how to headbutt? 687 00:32:18,471 --> 00:32:20,674 [Griff] We're not born with these skills. We learn them along the way. 688 00:32:20,674 --> 00:32:24,144 Let me show you. Tight core, breathe in, hold that breath. 689 00:32:24,144 --> 00:32:25,512 - [Claire] Yeah? - Hi-yah! 690 00:32:25,512 --> 00:32:27,130 - [Griff] And you can vocalize. - Wow. 691 00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:32,318 Another kind of headbutt is more unleashed, just full-on... 692 00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:33,820 [exclaims] Whoo! 693 00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:35,488 He got the arms in there. That's good. 694 00:32:35,488 --> 00:32:37,123 Send that shit into the goal. 695 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:40,193 Or you put some Brazilian sauce on that. You know? 696 00:32:40,193 --> 00:32:42,362 - And you go, boom! Toma! - [Doug] Oh! 697 00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:43,863 - [Santiago] Toma! - Toma? 698 00:32:43,863 --> 00:32:45,310 Hey, I love it. 699 00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:46,366 Yeah, that's right. 700 00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:48,635 - Brazilian spice. - Yeah! 701 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:51,671 If I was gonna headbutt, I would go for the bridge of the nose. 702 00:32:51,671 --> 00:32:53,873 - Yes. - Just crack it. Hi-yah! 703 00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:56,710 - Jesus! - Yes! That's it. 704 00:32:58,712 --> 00:33:01,147 - [Kenny] Jeez. Yeah, that's great. - And you go, "Toma! Toma!" 705 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:02,480 [exclaims] 706 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,510 - [exclaiming] - I think it's a different... Toma! 707 00:33:05,510 --> 00:33:06,853 - [Santiago] Toma! - [Kenny] Yeah, toma! 708 00:33:06,853 --> 00:33:08,388 [all chattering excitedly] 709 00:33:08,388 --> 00:33:09,522 [Griff] Goddamn! 710 00:33:10,223 --> 00:33:11,224 [creaking] 711 00:33:11,224 --> 00:33:13,360 [ominous music playing] 712 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:30,176 [Doug snoring] 713 00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:53,660 [gasps] 714 00:33:54,768 --> 00:33:55,935 [breathing heavily] 715 00:33:55,935 --> 00:33:56,903 [gasps] 716 00:33:57,437 --> 00:33:58,938 [shrieks] 717 00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:03,777 I'm sorry, but how could this happen, huh? 718 00:34:03,777 --> 00:34:05,712 Kenny, I thought you said this guy was a pro. 719 00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:09,215 That's what he said, but he hasn't provided us with a certificate. 720 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:11,451 You fixed the crate, right? It's taken care of? 721 00:34:11,451 --> 00:34:15,221 My thing. My job. Under control. All good. 722 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:20,260 My Heitor, he's a beautiful, intelligent, smart, ***y creature. 723 00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:23,296 He does exactly what I command. 724 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:27,233 And I would never let anything happen 725 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:31,971 to you or the crazy one, or her, or her, or this "actor" here. 726 00:34:31,971 --> 00:34:34,441 - What the... - So have a good night. 727 00:34:36,309 --> 00:34:41,448 May the sounds of the forest be the music of your dreams. 728 00:34:43,616 --> 00:34:45,318 Jesus... 729 00:34:45,318 --> 00:34:47,287 Man, he's a poet. 730 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,603 Okay. Actors, on your marks. 731 00:35:04,337 --> 00:35:05,839 Santiago, is Heitor ready? 732 00:35:05,839 --> 00:35:07,640 Yes, Heitor is always ready. 733 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,110 Heitor is ready, and action! 734 00:35:14,848 --> 00:35:16,182 [whimpers] Cut, please. 735 00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:20,520 - Um, cut? All right, cut. Yeah. - Yeah, I just-- Sorry. I need a little... 736 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,220 Kenny, do you mind if I... 737 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:24,324 Santiago, take five. Heitor, five. 738 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,993 - Hey. Wow, that thing, it's really... - Hey. 739 00:35:26,993 --> 00:35:30,300 It's huge when you see it up close and personal like that. 740 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,331 Majestic creature. 741 00:35:31,331 --> 00:35:33,366 But I just was wondering... 742 00:35:33,366 --> 00:35:38,171 I throw myself in front of the snake to kind of protect Claire's character, 743 00:35:38,171 --> 00:35:39,372 - right? - Correct. 744 00:35:39,372 --> 00:35:43,343 Is there any value in not doing that? 745 00:35:43,843 --> 00:35:45,450 What? No. 746 00:35:45,450 --> 00:35:48,148 - No, no, he sacrifices himself for her. - Yeah. Of course. 747 00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:50,483 - It caps his arc. It's so important. - Right. Right. 748 00:35:50,483 --> 00:35:53,687 - And also, dude, it's totally safe. - Yeah. 749 00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:56,523 - Santiago has Heitor under control. - Okay. 750 00:35:56,523 --> 00:35:59,693 - You've got nothing to worry about. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah... 751 00:35:59,693 --> 00:36:01,728 - We're good. You're good. - Yeah. Okay. 752 00:36:01,728 --> 00:36:03,530 - Okay. - All right, let's do this. 753 00:36:03,530 --> 00:36:04,998 All right, take it from the top. 754 00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:07,734 Back to one. 755 00:36:08,902 --> 00:36:12,720 Santiago, Heitor? Action! 756 00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:14,174 Go! 757 00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:18,780 I'm not leaving! Not without you, Derek. 758 00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:21,214 This thing's got me. The world's depending on you. 759 00:36:21,214 --> 00:36:23,249 I'm depending on you. 760 00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:26,190 Goddamn it! I love you, Derek van Hoyle! 761 00:36:26,190 --> 00:36:28,922 It's just-- I can't-- [groans] 762 00:36:28,922 --> 00:36:32,580 - Put your face right up next to the snake. - I don't like this. 763 00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:34,394 - I don't want to do it anymore. - [Doug] Get a tiny bit closer. 764 00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:36,229 Get closer. He's friendly. 765 00:36:36,229 --> 00:36:39,650 - I think you got it, dude! - No, I don't quite have it! 766 00:36:39,650 --> 00:36:41,601 - Doug, you got the shot! You got the shot! - Hold it! Just a couple more beats. 767 00:36:41,601 --> 00:36:43,937 This is gold. Just give me one more second. 768 00:36:43,937 --> 00:36:46,106 One inch closer to your face. 769 00:36:46,106 --> 00:36:48,575 - Get it right up in there! - [hissing] 770 00:36:48,575 --> 00:36:50,777 - You're a hero! No! - [exclaims] 771 00:36:50,777 --> 00:36:52,579 - [splashing] - No! 772 00:36:58,284 --> 00:37:01,955 [no audio] 773 00:37:12,232 --> 00:37:15,602 [slowed down] Oh, shit. 774 00:37:19,806 --> 00:37:22,475 I know you think this is strange. 775 00:37:24,277 --> 00:37:27,981 A grown man getting emotional over some dead snake. 776 00:37:27,981 --> 00:37:29,149 [whimpers] Jesus. 777 00:37:29,749 --> 00:37:31,651 But I loved him, 778 00:37:31,651 --> 00:37:34,788 and he loved me back, whatever way he could. 779 00:37:35,755 --> 00:37:38,910 [groaning] 780 00:37:38,910 --> 00:37:40,593 God. No! 781 00:37:40,593 --> 00:37:41,828 [Kenny crying] 782 00:37:41,828 --> 00:37:43,630 Why is Kenny crying? 783 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,999 [kissing] 784 00:37:45,999 --> 00:37:47,267 [Griff] Ugh! 785 00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:50,300 Hey. I don't want you here. Not for this! 786 00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:51,671 He tried to murder me. 787 00:37:51,671 --> 00:37:52,772 - Griff? - What? 788 00:37:52,772 --> 00:37:55,508 - Let the man grieve. - You murdered my friend. 789 00:37:55,508 --> 00:37:56,843 Just get out of my face. 790 00:37:56,843 --> 00:37:59,946 - What... Where am I supposed to go? - Griff! Go! Just move! 791 00:37:59,946 --> 00:38:01,140 Fine! 792 00:38:22,302 --> 00:38:27,374 ♪ Go in peace, my friend ♪ 793 00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:35,181 ♪ May the divine snakes welcome you ♪ 794 00:38:35,181 --> 00:38:38,718 ♪ My dear friend ♪ 795 00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:42,989 - [Claire] ♪ Snakedy snake ♪ - ♪ Snakedy snake, yeah ♪ 796 00:38:42,989 --> 00:38:46,526 [all] ♪ Snakedy snake ♪ 797 00:38:46,526 --> 00:38:50,397 ♪ May the divine snakes ♪ 798 00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:54,968 ♪ Welcome you, welcome you... ♪ 799 00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:57,203 [in Portuguese] What do you see? 800 00:38:58,371 --> 00:39:01,341 They're doing some sort of weird snake funeral. 801 00:39:02,142 --> 00:39:04,177 Snake funeral? 802 00:39:04,978 --> 00:39:07,514 - [loud thump] - [water sloshing] 803 00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:13,486 [faint singing] 804 00:39:27,434 --> 00:39:28,401 [radio static crackles] 805 00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:31,705 Sorry, I thought I heard something. 806 00:39:33,406 --> 00:39:35,942 [breathing heavily] 807 00:39:49,622 --> 00:39:51,558 [singing continues] 808 00:39:51,558 --> 00:39:53,360 [screams] 809 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:54,461 Timo? 810 00:39:56,529 --> 00:39:57,597 Timo! 811 00:40:00,330 --> 00:40:02,769 [Boyz II Men singing "End of the Road"] 812 00:40:11,544 --> 00:40:14,447 - No. Not you. No. Just-- - I know, I'm sorry... I don't mean-- 813 00:40:14,447 --> 00:40:16,950 - I'm not trying to disturb you. - Just leave me alone. 814 00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:18,485 - I'm sorry for your loss. - [music stops] 815 00:40:18,485 --> 00:40:21,421 I know you don't believe me, but it's true. I really am. 816 00:40:21,421 --> 00:40:25,759 A friend of mine died once too, and it hurts. 817 00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:28,661 Was it a snake? 818 00:40:29,262 --> 00:40:30,497 Was it a snake? 819 00:40:31,998 --> 00:40:33,233 No. 820 00:40:33,233 --> 00:40:37,237 It was just a... human person. 821 00:40:37,237 --> 00:40:38,438 Oh. 822 00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:39,973 Yeah, still sad, right? 823 00:40:41,341 --> 00:40:44,511 Totally. Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 824 00:40:45,578 --> 00:40:46,579 Beer? 825 00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:51,351 Well, I have my pills here, but, yeah. Let's mix it up. 826 00:40:51,351 --> 00:40:56,456 A few commercials, TV. Did a few episodes of S.W.A.T. 827 00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:58,910 - Oh! S.W.A.T.? - Yeah. 828 00:40:58,910 --> 00:40:59,159 I like that one. 829 00:40:59,159 --> 00:41:03,596 I swear, I even had the last line-- Thanks. 830 00:41:03,596 --> 00:41:04,998 The last-- Thanks. 831 00:41:04,998 --> 00:41:07,467 - Last line of season three. - So, what happened? 832 00:41:07,467 --> 00:41:10,537 Well, the producers decided that they didn't really need that character, 833 00:41:10,537 --> 00:41:12,138 so they got rid of me. 834 00:41:13,273 --> 00:41:16,676 I mean, it's only been going about eight or nine more seasons. 835 00:41:18,144 --> 00:41:19,145 They don't deserve you. 836 00:41:19,145 --> 00:41:21,314 - [scoffs] - Yeah, you're a star. 837 00:41:23,683 --> 00:41:26,186 - Thank you. - Yeah. You've been in movies? 838 00:41:26,786 --> 00:41:29,689 - I'm in an industrial... - You know what movie I like? 839 00:41:29,689 --> 00:41:32,325 - What? - The Legend of Bagger Vance. 840 00:41:32,325 --> 00:41:33,460 [exhales] 841 00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:36,696 - You should do a movie like that. - Man, I wish. 842 00:41:36,696 --> 00:41:37,630 Yeah. 843 00:41:39,232 --> 00:41:41,735 - I like you. - I like you too. 844 00:41:41,735 --> 00:41:43,360 - You know what? - What? 845 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,206 I'll get a new snake for your movie now. 846 00:41:46,206 --> 00:41:47,474 - Really? - Yes. 847 00:41:47,474 --> 00:41:49,542 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 848 00:41:49,542 --> 00:41:51,711 Yeah. You come with me, of course. 849 00:41:53,213 --> 00:41:54,470 What? 850 00:41:56,649 --> 00:41:59,519 [Griff] Should we be in here? Maybe we should head back. 851 00:42:03,823 --> 00:42:05,992 - [water sloshes] - What was that? 852 00:42:06,559 --> 00:42:07,660 What was that? 853 00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:10,300 [shushing] 854 00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:10,930 Listen. 855 00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:13,400 There are snakes around here. 856 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:15,350 I can feel it. 857 00:42:16,269 --> 00:42:17,437 [Griff] What does it feel like? 858 00:42:18,371 --> 00:42:21,341 I don't know. It's just very snaky. 859 00:42:21,341 --> 00:42:23,276 What's-- It's snaky? 860 00:42:25,712 --> 00:42:27,781 Ah. 861 00:42:30,850 --> 00:42:34,120 They hear from vibrations on the ground. 862 00:42:36,256 --> 00:42:38,625 Every step we take, 863 00:42:39,292 --> 00:42:41,594 drawing them closer. 864 00:42:42,929 --> 00:42:45,298 And when the jungle goes quiet... 865 00:42:48,868 --> 00:42:50,870 that's when you know they're close. 866 00:42:58,611 --> 00:42:59,746 [Santiago] Yeah. 867 00:43:07,654 --> 00:43:10,623 Hey, maybe we should go back to the boat, huh? 868 00:43:10,623 --> 00:43:13,159 Think it'd be a good idea to go back to the boat. Let's go back to the boat. 869 00:43:14,928 --> 00:43:16,129 [whispering] Santiago. 870 00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:17,964 Santiago. 871 00:43:19,332 --> 00:43:20,467 [shouting] Santiago! 872 00:43:22,736 --> 00:43:24,400 [animal squawking] 873 00:43:24,671 --> 00:43:25,672 Nope. 874 00:43:26,673 --> 00:43:28,441 [gasping, panting] 875 00:43:48,695 --> 00:43:50,163 Where are you? 876 00:43:51,664 --> 00:43:55,835 [screaming] 877 00:44:07,847 --> 00:44:10,617 Hey. Have you seen Santiago? I don't think he's come back. 878 00:44:10,617 --> 00:44:14,688 - Back? From what? - We went out to go get a new snake. We-- 879 00:44:14,688 --> 00:44:17,290 You went to find a snake in the middle of the night? 880 00:44:17,290 --> 00:44:19,626 Yeah, we need one for the movie. It was dark. We got separated. 881 00:44:19,626 --> 00:44:20,794 It was crazy out there. 882 00:44:20,794 --> 00:44:22,295 - Griff, Griff, Griff, Griff. - What? 883 00:44:22,295 --> 00:44:25,465 You went out in the middle of the night to find a juicy snake in the jungle? 884 00:44:25,465 --> 00:44:27,167 You know what that's called? 885 00:44:28,201 --> 00:44:29,202 Producing. 886 00:44:30,203 --> 00:44:32,706 - Really? - I guarantee he will be back 887 00:44:32,706 --> 00:44:37,544 with a giant snake, and you and I are making movies. 888 00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:40,146 You're right. Santiago's a pro. He'll be fine. 889 00:44:40,146 --> 00:44:42,515 If he's not back soon, we'll go look for him. 890 00:44:42,515 --> 00:44:45,652 [stereo playing Brazilian music] 891 00:44:49,856 --> 00:44:51,224 [music stops] 892 00:45:05,338 --> 00:45:08,410 Thank you very much, Santiago. 893 00:45:11,544 --> 00:45:13,847 Guys, it's been over an hour. I have to go find him. 894 00:45:13,847 --> 00:45:15,515 Well, you're not going alone. 895 00:45:15,515 --> 00:45:17,751 Yeah, we're definitely coming with you. It's safer that way. 896 00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:20,860 [Kenny chuckles] Have you guys tried this thing? 897 00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:26,359 It's like a warm bowl of soup but... [laughs] ...but in chair form. 898 00:45:27,270 --> 00:45:28,428 [Kenny] Yeah, man. Chairs. 899 00:45:29,295 --> 00:45:30,864 They, like, hold you, man. 900 00:45:31,598 --> 00:45:33,933 They literally have arms, right? 901 00:45:35,702 --> 00:45:37,404 [chuckles] Oh, wow. 902 00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:39,806 Like when your parents are gone... 903 00:45:43,430 --> 00:45:44,778 we still have chairs, you know? 904 00:45:46,713 --> 00:45:48,915 What the hell are you talking about? 905 00:45:48,915 --> 00:45:50,817 Let's go find Santiago. 906 00:45:50,817 --> 00:45:52,786 Let's get a snake for our snake movie. 907 00:45:52,786 --> 00:45:54,921 Yeah, Santiago! Let's go! 908 00:45:54,921 --> 00:45:56,256 [animals chittering] 909 00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:58,258 [tense music playing] 910 00:46:02,462 --> 00:46:05,765 [whispering] Hey, what direction are we headed in? 911 00:46:06,299 --> 00:46:07,467 Um... 912 00:46:08,168 --> 00:46:09,402 Like, that way. 913 00:46:09,936 --> 00:46:12,472 Wait. Kenny, are you high right now? 914 00:46:12,472 --> 00:46:14,607 Yeah, but I'm good. I already peaked. 915 00:46:14,607 --> 00:46:15,975 Jesus Christ, Kenny. 916 00:46:15,975 --> 00:46:17,577 We're completely lost. 917 00:46:20,146 --> 00:46:22,482 Wait. You guys, this way. 918 00:46:23,830 --> 00:46:24,851 It looks like an old camper van. 919 00:46:26,353 --> 00:46:28,355 [tense music playing] 920 00:46:39,699 --> 00:46:40,700 [sighs] 921 00:46:41,501 --> 00:46:42,335 [walkie-talkie bleeps] 922 00:46:42,335 --> 00:46:43,870 [in Portuguese] Ana is not on the boat. 923 00:46:43,870 --> 00:46:47,440 I need you to search the area. 924 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,843 The men are scared to go deeper into the jungle. 925 00:46:49,843 --> 00:46:52,212 I don't care, we have to find her. 926 00:46:57,317 --> 00:46:58,318 [Griff] What is that? 927 00:46:58,318 --> 00:47:01,154 [Kenny chuckles] Oh, maybe Santiago's sleeping in there. 928 00:47:01,154 --> 00:47:02,188 [Doug] Hola. 929 00:47:02,188 --> 00:47:03,623 [animals chittering] 930 00:47:04,891 --> 00:47:05,959 [Doug] Whoa. 931 00:47:06,993 --> 00:47:09,963 Looks totally abandoned. Anybody home? 932 00:47:10,864 --> 00:47:11,865 [Claire sighs] 933 00:47:16,690 --> 00:47:17,637 Maybe some food and water. 934 00:47:17,637 --> 00:47:19,720 Yeah. We could stay here. 935 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:20,306 At least tonight. 936 00:47:25,378 --> 00:47:28,815 Oh, man, there's gotta be snacks in here. 937 00:47:30,830 --> 00:47:31,151 [rustling nearby] 938 00:47:31,651 --> 00:47:32,652 [shushes] 939 00:47:36,356 --> 00:47:38,391 [rustling] 940 00:47:38,391 --> 00:47:40,493 [tense music playing] 941 00:47:44,197 --> 00:47:45,732 [Ana breathes shakily] 942 00:47:51,905 --> 00:47:53,907 [all breathing shakily] 943 00:47:56,843 --> 00:47:57,677 [all scream] 944 00:47:57,677 --> 00:47:58,912 Oh, my God. 945 00:47:58,912 --> 00:48:00,460 - [Kenny] Oh, God. - [Doug] Santiago! 946 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:01,281 [Claire] Oh, God. 947 00:48:01,281 --> 00:48:03,160 - [Doug gasps] - [Kenny] Dang! 948 00:48:04,170 --> 00:48:05,585 That's where that guy went! 949 00:48:05,585 --> 00:48:07,520 Oh, my God. What is out there? 950 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,522 [tense music playing] 951 00:48:09,522 --> 00:48:10,590 [growling] 952 00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:18,531 [Claire breathes shakily] 953 00:48:18,531 --> 00:48:20,467 - [Ana] We gotta go now! - Okay. Go, go, go. 954 00:48:20,467 --> 00:48:22,402 - Let's get out of here. - [Ana] Let's go, let's go. 955 00:48:22,402 --> 00:48:24,571 - We can't let it crush the van. - Crush the van? 956 00:48:24,571 --> 00:48:25,572 - It's not working. - [engine sputtering] 957 00:48:25,572 --> 00:48:26,473 What? 958 00:48:26,473 --> 00:48:27,407 - It's not-- - Damn it! 959 00:48:27,407 --> 00:48:29,142 - It's a camper van, probably! - Oh, God! 960 00:48:29,142 --> 00:48:31,378 It's got a split-- [stutters] a split-charge battery. 961 00:48:31,378 --> 00:48:33,813 The relay probably popped off. It's underneath the hood. 962 00:48:33,813 --> 00:48:35,248 Kenny, can you fix it? 963 00:48:35,248 --> 00:48:37,617 Usually I could fix it, yes, but I'm having-- 964 00:48:37,617 --> 00:48:40,820 I'm still having some visual problems because of the... [chuckles] 965 00:48:40,820 --> 00:48:42,322 You did it to me again. 966 00:48:42,322 --> 00:48:47,600 You did it on the wedding video and now you're wasted off your *** again. 967 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,561 I'm really sorry, boss. 968 00:48:48,561 --> 00:48:52,332 [groans] Buffalo sober. You're Buffalo sober. 969 00:48:52,332 --> 00:48:53,433 Do you have any more? 970 00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:55,635 Griff, please can you fix it? 971 00:48:55,635 --> 00:48:57,637 I think I'm better suited to be our wheel man. 972 00:48:57,637 --> 00:48:59,773 What are you talking about? I've always been a better driver than you. 973 00:48:59,773 --> 00:49:00,807 No, you've been a safer driver. 974 00:49:00,807 --> 00:49:02,976 I passed the driver's test on my first try. 975 00:49:02,976 --> 00:49:04,411 You took three times. 976 00:49:04,411 --> 00:49:05,912 Yeah, but that was 'cause of yield. 977 00:49:05,912 --> 00:49:07,681 I didn't know-- Now I know what that is. 978 00:49:07,681 --> 00:49:09,983 Oh, my God. We're gonna die. 979 00:49:09,983 --> 00:49:11,317 [breathes heavily] 980 00:49:12,152 --> 00:49:13,186 Sorry. 981 00:49:14,988 --> 00:49:15,989 I'll just fix it. 982 00:49:15,989 --> 00:49:18,910 [tense music playing] 983 00:49:31,371 --> 00:49:33,340 [breathes shakily] 984 00:49:42,148 --> 00:49:43,149 [hood clicks open] 985 00:49:44,317 --> 00:49:45,485 [hood creaking] 986 00:49:51,891 --> 00:49:52,892 [creaks] 987 00:49:54,627 --> 00:49:56,620 [breathes shakily] 988 00:50:07,730 --> 00:50:08,842 [tense music playing] 989 00:50:23,990 --> 00:50:25,258 [hood thuds, clatters] 990 00:50:26,426 --> 00:50:27,494 [Claire breathes shakily] 991 00:50:27,994 --> 00:50:29,929 - [engine starts] - [growling] 992 00:50:31,831 --> 00:50:32,665 [screams] 993 00:50:32,665 --> 00:50:34,100 - Doug! - Go, go, go! 994 00:50:34,901 --> 00:50:36,503 Let me get up. Hey, wait! Stop! Stop! 995 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:39,339 Griff, where are you going? Don't leave without me! 996 00:50:39,339 --> 00:50:40,407 [grunts] 997 00:50:42,509 --> 00:50:43,677 Oh, shit! 998 00:50:44,744 --> 00:50:46,413 [groans, cries] 999 00:50:46,413 --> 00:50:47,614 [Griff] You saw it, right? 1000 00:50:47,614 --> 00:50:49,382 What was that? They're not supposed to get that big. 1001 00:50:49,382 --> 00:50:52,218 Oh, God. It was like a dinosaur. [screams] 1002 00:50:54,621 --> 00:50:55,855 [engines revving] 1003 00:50:56,589 --> 00:50:57,590 Hey! 1004 00:51:00,427 --> 00:51:02,295 Hey, maybe we can ask these guys for help. 1005 00:51:02,295 --> 00:51:03,229 - Hey! - Hey! 1006 00:51:03,229 --> 00:51:05,565 - We have to stop. - Do not stop the car. 1007 00:51:05,565 --> 00:51:06,933 Ana, what is going on? 1008 00:51:06,933 --> 00:51:09,903 They're illegal gold miners who patrol the jungles around here. 1009 00:51:09,903 --> 00:51:11,371 These guys are dangerous. 1010 00:51:11,371 --> 00:51:14,274 They'll kill anyone who crosses into their territory. 1011 00:51:14,274 --> 00:51:16,576 - Oh, shit. They're trying to kill us. - [Griff] ****! 1012 00:51:17,377 --> 00:51:18,912 [Doug] Why are they shooting at us? 1013 00:51:18,912 --> 00:51:20,647 - [gunshot] - [Griff exclaims] 1014 00:51:20,647 --> 00:51:22,415 [Claire] Griff, can't you drive any faster? 1015 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:25,251 Whoa! 1016 00:51:25,251 --> 00:51:27,870 Whoa, whoa. Ana, what are you doing? 1017 00:51:27,870 --> 00:51:27,987 [Ana grunts] 1018 00:51:27,987 --> 00:51:29,122 Whoa! 1019 00:51:29,122 --> 00:51:30,490 [Ana grunting] 1020 00:51:31,910 --> 00:51:33,593 - [Doug] Kenny, are you getting this? - [Kenny] Yes! 1021 00:51:34,928 --> 00:51:36,262 Keep rolling! 1022 00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:39,299 [Ana groans] 1023 00:51:39,299 --> 00:51:41,634 Griff, faster. 1024 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,400 [exclaims] 1025 00:51:44,904 --> 00:51:46,239 Only one left. 1026 00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:47,974 [groaning] 1027 00:51:48,808 --> 00:51:50,100 [tires squeal] 1028 00:51:51,745 --> 00:51:52,979 [door slides open] 1029 00:52:01,488 --> 00:52:03,189 [breathing heavily] 1030 00:52:09,863 --> 00:52:11,831 - Where is she? - [gasps] Oh, my God. 1031 00:52:11,831 --> 00:52:12,966 Where is she? 1032 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:17,871 Who? Who do... Who do you mean? 1033 00:52:17,871 --> 00:52:19,472 I know there's someone else here. 1034 00:52:19,472 --> 00:52:21,675 So, where is she-- 1035 00:52:21,675 --> 00:52:22,809 [Ana exclaims] 1036 00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:28,148 Let's go, come on. 1037 00:52:28,682 --> 00:52:29,783 We gotta go. Fast. 1038 00:52:29,783 --> 00:52:31,785 [Claire breathing heavily] 1039 00:52:31,785 --> 00:52:33,787 Look, I can get you guys out of here. 1040 00:52:33,787 --> 00:52:35,989 All we need to do is keep heading north. 1041 00:52:36,489 --> 00:52:39,693 There's a small airport about a day and a half from here. 1042 00:52:39,693 --> 00:52:41,494 You can get us home? 1043 00:52:41,494 --> 00:52:43,196 - [Ana] Yes. - Get us home. 1044 00:52:43,196 --> 00:52:44,564 I think we gotta call it. 1045 00:52:45,165 --> 00:52:47,901 Man, we've got such good stuff, and we're so close. 1046 00:52:48,401 --> 00:52:51,471 Really? We're going home? 1047 00:52:51,471 --> 00:52:52,539 [Doug] Buddy, I know. 1048 00:52:52,539 --> 00:52:55,141 I don't wanna go home empty-handed either. 1049 00:52:55,141 --> 00:52:57,911 But we came out here to make Anaconda, 1050 00:52:58,411 --> 00:52:59,646 and now we're in it. 1051 00:53:00,146 --> 00:53:01,181 [mumbles] 1052 00:53:01,681 --> 00:53:03,830 [tapping on table] 1053 00:53:03,830 --> 00:53:04,217 Yeah. 1054 00:53:08,210 --> 00:53:09,155 I'm sorry. 1055 00:53:14,894 --> 00:53:15,995 [sighs] 1056 00:53:21,334 --> 00:53:22,335 [kisses] 1057 00:53:23,103 --> 00:53:24,204 [exhales deeply] 1058 00:53:24,204 --> 00:53:26,272 [epic music playing] 1059 00:53:46,393 --> 00:53:47,560 [exhales deeply] 1060 00:53:48,361 --> 00:53:51,531 Guys, emergency meeting. 1061 00:53:51,531 --> 00:53:53,533 Cast and crew only. Kenny, sit down. 1062 00:53:53,533 --> 00:53:55,368 - [Kenny] What is that? - New pages. 1063 00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:57,137 We have some time before the next port 1064 00:53:57,137 --> 00:54:01,541 and I had an idea last night that I think is just too damn good not to shoot. 1065 00:54:01,541 --> 00:54:04,310 Doug, everybody's pretty burnt, man. 1066 00:54:04,310 --> 00:54:06,579 Just hear me out. I'm begging you please, Kenny. 1067 00:54:06,579 --> 00:54:08,648 - All right. Sorry, boss. - [Doug] Thank you. 1068 00:54:08,648 --> 00:54:11,618 What if you two, on your way to find the anaconda, 1069 00:54:11,618 --> 00:54:14,754 ran into a total bad*** on an incredible quest? 1070 00:54:14,754 --> 00:54:16,990 Oh. That's interesting. 1071 00:54:16,990 --> 00:54:20,493 Let me guess, to expose illegal gold miners? 1072 00:54:20,493 --> 00:54:21,428 Bingo. 1073 00:54:21,428 --> 00:54:23,563 - Raises the stakes. - [Doug] Exactly. 1074 00:54:23,563 --> 00:54:25,565 And while they're hunting down this mythical snake, 1075 00:54:25,565 --> 00:54:27,734 they actually end up fighting the real villain. 1076 00:54:28,301 --> 00:54:29,302 An even bigger snake. 1077 00:54:29,302 --> 00:54:31,838 - Man. - Oh, yeah. Yes. 1078 00:54:31,838 --> 00:54:33,139 Man. 1079 00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:34,641 I like this. 1080 00:54:35,275 --> 00:54:36,176 This is good. 1081 00:54:36,176 --> 00:54:39,446 And if we add this element, it does make the movie much bigger. 1082 00:54:39,946 --> 00:54:42,415 Like, now, it's about something. 1083 00:54:44,517 --> 00:54:45,452 Themes. 1084 00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:47,987 Themes. [chuckles] 1085 00:54:48,955 --> 00:54:50,230 Uh... 1086 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:54,527 Uh-huh. 1087 00:54:54,527 --> 00:54:55,829 Yeah. 1088 00:54:55,829 --> 00:54:57,697 Okay, guy-- You know what, guys? 1089 00:54:57,697 --> 00:55:00,367 [stammering] I didn't wanna say anything before, but... 1090 00:55:02,535 --> 00:55:04,270 this thing might be an Awards play. 1091 00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:06,600 [Claire gasps] 1092 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,975 I mean, the Academy loves social horror. 1093 00:55:08,975 --> 00:55:10,143 - Right? - [Griff] Yeah. 1094 00:55:11,544 --> 00:55:15,181 Dude, you could be the white Jordan Peele. 1095 00:55:15,715 --> 00:55:17,951 [sighs] I was thinking the same thing. 1096 00:55:21,287 --> 00:55:22,989 We've been through so much, you guys. 1097 00:55:23,623 --> 00:55:25,325 Let's finish this movie. 1098 00:55:27,627 --> 00:55:28,962 I'm in. 1099 00:55:28,962 --> 00:55:30,196 - Let's do it. - [Griff] Yeah. 1100 00:55:30,196 --> 00:55:35,668 Oh... Who are you gonna get to play this new, awesome character? 1101 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,506 [exclaims in Portuguese] 1102 00:55:39,506 --> 00:55:41,207 [Kenny] Ow! [groaning] 1103 00:55:41,741 --> 00:55:42,842 [speaking Portuguese] 1104 00:55:42,842 --> 00:55:44,878 And cut. Yes! 1105 00:55:44,878 --> 00:55:46,413 - [Ana] Was it good? - That's what I'm talking about. 1106 00:55:46,413 --> 00:55:47,347 - [Claire] Nice. - [Kenny] Yeah. 1107 00:55:47,347 --> 00:55:49,716 - You sure you've never acted before? - I swear. 1108 00:55:49,716 --> 00:55:51,584 Some of the best acting I've ever seen. 1109 00:55:52,218 --> 00:55:54,721 - You're a natural. You're incredible. - [Ana] Thank you. 1110 00:55:54,721 --> 00:55:56,489 Take five. Next up, we got 72. 1111 00:55:57,323 --> 00:56:00,694 - Guys, you see what I'm saying? - Yeah. 1112 00:56:00,694 --> 00:56:02,362 - She's incredible, right? - Yeah. 1113 00:56:02,362 --> 00:56:04,531 Hey... [stammers] ...a question, though. 1114 00:56:04,531 --> 00:56:08,835 If-- If she saves us, it doesn't really give my character anything to do. 1115 00:56:08,835 --> 00:56:09,936 Yeah. 1116 00:56:09,936 --> 00:56:14,740 This was supposed to be the moment where my character starts falling for Derek, 1117 00:56:14,740 --> 00:56:18,780 so he needs to do something heroic, you know? Unselfish. 1118 00:56:18,780 --> 00:56:20,714 I don't know, you guys, this just feels like her moment, 1119 00:56:20,714 --> 00:56:22,882 she actually did it in real life. 1120 00:56:23,416 --> 00:56:25,952 But good news, I'm gonna shoot all the rest on her 1121 00:56:25,952 --> 00:56:27,787 so you guys have the day off. 1122 00:56:28,288 --> 00:56:29,723 See you later. 1123 00:56:30,790 --> 00:56:32,292 Take the day off. 1124 00:56:33,727 --> 00:56:34,894 Huh. 1125 00:56:34,894 --> 00:56:36,930 [gentle music playing] 1126 00:56:40,734 --> 00:56:44,371 [Claire] This is our movie, Griff, and he's just cutting us out. 1127 00:56:44,371 --> 00:56:46,272 [Griff] Yep. Welcome to show business, baby. 1128 00:56:46,272 --> 00:56:49,576 You're not in it unless you're getting screwed over by your friends. 1129 00:56:49,576 --> 00:56:50,643 [chuckles] 1130 00:56:51,144 --> 00:56:52,245 Yeah. 1131 00:56:54,147 --> 00:56:57,784 You ever wake up and wonder what the hell have I done with my life? 1132 00:56:58,385 --> 00:57:01,154 - [chuckling] Oh, yeah. Like, every day. - Mmm. 1133 00:57:01,154 --> 00:57:03,757 Hey, at least you had the guts to go after what you wanted. 1134 00:57:03,757 --> 00:57:05,725 - No. - You think I wanted to go to law school? 1135 00:57:06,226 --> 00:57:07,994 What have I got to show for it though, huh? 1136 00:57:07,994 --> 00:57:09,950 You know what I have? 1137 00:57:09,950 --> 00:57:13,660 I have a terrible apartment and a 74-year-old roommate. 1138 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:18,138 [sighs] Sometimes I go to Trader Joe's just to feel air conditioning. 1139 00:57:19,773 --> 00:57:21,241 You at least have a career. 1140 00:57:22,742 --> 00:57:24,744 I mean, what do I have to show for it? 1141 00:57:25,945 --> 00:57:28,948 I've got no family. No career. 1142 00:57:29,849 --> 00:57:31,685 Never done anything that matters. 1143 00:57:31,685 --> 00:57:33,253 No nothing. 1144 00:57:33,953 --> 00:57:34,954 [sighs] 1145 00:57:35,655 --> 00:57:36,856 It's never too late. 1146 00:57:45,165 --> 00:57:46,990 [knocking on door] 1147 00:57:46,990 --> 00:57:47,767 [Doug] Griff, I know you're in there. 1148 00:57:47,767 --> 00:57:49,135 Let's make a movie. 1149 00:57:50,470 --> 00:57:51,671 [Griff groans] 1150 00:57:52,472 --> 00:57:53,540 Ugh. 1151 00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:54,641 Hola, amigo. 1152 00:57:54,641 --> 00:57:57,544 Jesus. Come on, get dressed. We've got a packed day. 1153 00:57:57,544 --> 00:57:59,145 What are you talking about? I am dressed. 1154 00:57:59,145 --> 00:58:01,281 I'm dressed really... very nicely. 1155 00:58:01,281 --> 00:58:03,216 All right. Can you just take a cold shower? 1156 00:58:03,216 --> 00:58:04,651 We gotta film, like, now. 1157 00:58:04,651 --> 00:58:06,720 Here's an idea. You know what you should call the movie? 1158 00:58:07,220 --> 00:58:09,289 Ana-conda. Get it? 1159 00:58:09,789 --> 00:58:11,658 Ana-conda, 'cause of Ana. 1160 00:58:11,658 --> 00:58:13,660 Can you just get in costume? 1161 00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:14,994 Man, you know what? You wouldn't even be here 1162 00:58:14,994 --> 00:58:16,196 if it wasn't for me. 1163 00:58:16,696 --> 00:58:18,465 Without me, you'd still be stuck in Buffalo 1164 00:58:18,465 --> 00:58:20,834 shooting your bullshit wedding videos. 1165 00:58:20,834 --> 00:58:22,702 [breathes heavily] Films. 1166 00:58:22,702 --> 00:58:24,637 Yeah, you can tell yourself that. 1167 00:58:24,637 --> 00:58:27,507 My God, you know what? I-- I-- I vouched for you too. 1168 00:58:27,507 --> 00:58:28,541 Even the rights holders, 1169 00:58:28,541 --> 00:58:29,809 they're like, "Who is this guy?" 1170 00:58:29,809 --> 00:58:31,478 I said, "Trust me. He's good." 1171 00:58:31,478 --> 00:58:33,346 [boat approaching] 1172 00:58:33,346 --> 00:58:34,414 What is that? 1173 00:58:38,351 --> 00:58:39,819 [announcer] Attention, all crew. 1174 00:58:39,819 --> 00:58:43,223 Let's get prepped for scene 85, location Bravo. 1175 00:58:43,223 --> 00:58:44,657 Five minutes. 1176 00:58:44,657 --> 00:58:46,590 [Claire] Are they making a movie? 1177 00:58:46,590 --> 00:58:47,827 [announcer] Five minutes to arrival. 1178 00:58:47,827 --> 00:58:51,970 Excuse me, are you guys shooting a movie? 1179 00:58:51,970 --> 00:58:53,333 We're doing a reboot of Anaconda. 1180 00:58:54,100 --> 00:58:55,101 [Doug] Come again? 1181 00:58:55,668 --> 00:58:57,103 [crew member] A reboot of Anaconda. 1182 00:58:57,103 --> 00:58:58,405 Anaconda? 1183 00:58:58,905 --> 00:59:01,740 - Like, Ice Cube Anaconda? - Yeah. 1184 00:59:01,740 --> 00:59:02,776 Sony is rebooting it. 1185 00:59:03,343 --> 00:59:05,745 I know. No new ideas. 1186 00:59:06,446 --> 00:59:08,448 [tense music playing] 1187 00:59:19,793 --> 00:59:21,194 That's weird. 1188 00:59:23,296 --> 00:59:24,698 So, let me get this straight. 1189 00:59:25,298 --> 00:59:27,867 You don't have the rights to Anaconda? 1190 00:59:29,690 --> 00:59:30,700 No, well, I... 1191 00:59:31,271 --> 00:59:32,572 Not legally. 1192 00:59:33,273 --> 00:59:36,276 And you've never owned the rights to Anaconda? 1193 00:59:39,145 --> 00:59:40,747 I mean, who owns Anaconda? 1194 00:59:40,747 --> 00:59:43,616 Sony. Sony owns Anaconda. 1195 00:59:43,616 --> 00:59:44,884 Yeah, no, no, I know. I know. 1196 00:59:44,884 --> 00:59:47,887 I mean, like, you know, like, in the larger sense. 1197 00:59:47,887 --> 00:59:50,323 Why would you tell us that you had the rights 1198 00:59:50,323 --> 00:59:52,926 to the goddamn Anaconda franchise 1199 00:59:52,926 --> 00:59:55,328 when you very much don't have the rights 1200 00:59:55,328 --> 00:59:57,797 to the goddamn Anaconda franchise? 1201 00:59:57,797 --> 01:00:00,633 Do we... [stammers] ...really even need the rights? 1202 01:00:00,633 --> 01:00:02,268 Really? I mean, like, who gives a shit? 1203 01:00:04,170 --> 01:00:05,839 - About IP? - Yeah. 1204 01:00:05,839 --> 01:00:08,141 Literally everyone. [chuckles] 1205 01:00:08,141 --> 01:00:11,144 That's what big movies are! That's why we're here! 1206 01:00:11,144 --> 01:00:12,412 You think that's why we're here? 1207 01:00:12,412 --> 01:00:13,780 Yes, that's why we're here! 1208 01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:15,248 We almost died! 1209 01:00:15,248 --> 01:00:19,185 We're out in the middle of the goddamn jungle for a lie! 1210 01:00:19,185 --> 01:00:20,820 I had to lie! 1211 01:00:21,688 --> 01:00:22,589 I had to lie to you! 1212 01:00:22,589 --> 01:00:23,790 You wouldn't have come otherwise! 1213 01:00:23,790 --> 01:00:25,692 You wouldn't... None of you would have-- 1214 01:00:25,692 --> 01:00:28,461 - [groans] Bullshit! - [Griff] Not bullshit. 1215 01:00:28,461 --> 01:00:30,797 It's why you never came out to LA with me in the first place, 1216 01:00:30,797 --> 01:00:33,833 even though we had a whole plan to work together. 1217 01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:36,936 Your whole life, you've just-- it's been dictated by fear. 1218 01:00:38,805 --> 01:00:39,806 Griff, 1219 01:00:41,441 --> 01:00:42,475 you're fired. 1220 01:00:43,176 --> 01:00:44,844 - What? - [Doug] You're fired. 1221 01:00:47,881 --> 01:00:48,982 No. No, I'm not. 1222 01:00:48,982 --> 01:00:50,784 You can't fire me. You know why? 1223 01:00:51,518 --> 01:00:53,319 Because I quit already. 1224 01:00:54,287 --> 01:00:55,155 Last night. 1225 01:00:58,525 --> 01:01:00,260 I just didn't tell anybody yet. 1226 01:01:01,161 --> 01:01:02,162 So... 1227 01:01:04,698 --> 01:01:07,300 Too bad for you, I guess, because I already quit. 1228 01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:09,369 [tense music playing] 1229 01:01:22,215 --> 01:01:23,683 Griff, wait! 1230 01:01:24,584 --> 01:01:26,353 Where are you even gonna go? 1231 01:01:26,353 --> 01:01:27,854 To find the Anaconda boat. 1232 01:01:27,854 --> 01:01:29,255 Maybe they can help me get home. 1233 01:01:29,255 --> 01:01:31,591 Just think about this. It's not safe. 1234 01:01:31,591 --> 01:01:33,590 That's a tiny boat. 1235 01:01:33,590 --> 01:01:35,280 There's a giant snake out there. 1236 01:01:37,831 --> 01:01:39,366 Please don't do this. 1237 01:01:42,335 --> 01:01:43,536 Griff. 1238 01:01:48,241 --> 01:01:50,243 [epic music playing] 1239 01:02:10,897 --> 01:02:12,699 [music fades] 1240 01:02:26,146 --> 01:02:27,213 J.Lo? 1241 01:02:27,781 --> 01:02:28,882 Ice Cube? 1242 01:02:30,483 --> 01:02:33,453 Jon Voight? Are you in this one? 1243 01:02:33,453 --> 01:02:34,587 [crew member screaming] Help me! 1244 01:02:34,587 --> 01:02:35,955 Help me, man! Help me! 1245 01:02:35,955 --> 01:02:37,290 - Hey! - Help me! 1246 01:02:37,290 --> 01:02:39,492 - It's okay. It's okay. - Help! Help me! 1247 01:02:39,492 --> 01:02:41,161 - Calm down. I'll come get you. - Oh, my... 1248 01:02:41,161 --> 01:02:43,229 It's okay. You're safe. 1249 01:02:43,229 --> 01:02:44,631 - You're safe. - Oh, thank God. 1250 01:02:45,331 --> 01:02:47,567 Oh, shit! Oh, God! 1251 01:02:48,835 --> 01:02:50,303 - [yelps] - [engine revving] 1252 01:02:52,906 --> 01:02:53,907 Oh, God! 1253 01:02:55,575 --> 01:02:58,745 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1254 01:03:01,348 --> 01:03:02,782 - [Claire] Doug! - Mm-hmm? 1255 01:03:02,782 --> 01:03:04,984 Doug, what's going on? Why have we stopped? 1256 01:03:04,984 --> 01:03:08,955 Well, Ana found a great place to shoot the next scene. 1257 01:03:08,955 --> 01:03:10,323 - To shoot? - The next scene? What? 1258 01:03:10,323 --> 01:03:12,992 Look. Look, okay, I know. Losing Griff was hard, 1259 01:03:12,992 --> 01:03:15,495 but between the four of us, we can finish this film. 1260 01:03:15,495 --> 01:03:16,863 I'm not going home empty-handed. 1261 01:03:16,863 --> 01:03:19,165 Come on, man. Without Griff... 1262 01:03:19,165 --> 01:03:20,800 That's not part of the plan. 1263 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:23,703 Well, plans change and that's part of filmmaking too. 1264 01:03:23,703 --> 01:03:25,805 No, no, Doug, we have to go back for him. 1265 01:03:25,805 --> 01:03:27,207 - He's not safe out there. - Yeah. 1266 01:03:27,207 --> 01:03:28,975 Ana. We need to turn the boat around. 1267 01:03:28,975 --> 01:03:30,810 We are not turning the boat around. 1268 01:03:30,810 --> 01:03:32,645 Yeah, we're not turning the boat around. 1269 01:03:32,645 --> 01:03:35,480 Everyone off the boat now. 1270 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:35,982 What's going on? 1271 01:03:35,982 --> 01:03:37,650 [tense music playing] 1272 01:03:37,650 --> 01:03:39,819 Ana, what are you doing? 1273 01:03:39,819 --> 01:03:41,554 This definitely isn't the plan. 1274 01:03:41,554 --> 01:03:43,523 Well, plans change, Doug. 1275 01:03:43,523 --> 01:03:45,125 Isn't that filmmaking? 1276 01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:46,260 [gun cocks] 1277 01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:48,228 And every good film needs a bit of a twist. 1278 01:03:48,962 --> 01:03:51,698 Everyone off the boat now! 1279 01:03:54,234 --> 01:03:56,236 [tense music playing] 1280 01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:35,842 Oh... 1281 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:45,510 [Ana] To the dock. 1282 01:05:07,374 --> 01:05:08,975 [Kenny strains, grunts] 1283 01:05:11,611 --> 01:05:13,813 You're gonna carry these for me back to the boat. Let's go. 1284 01:05:13,813 --> 01:05:14,948 And then what? 1285 01:05:15,982 --> 01:05:17,217 And then you're gonna shoot us? 1286 01:05:17,217 --> 01:05:18,318 Now! 1287 01:05:19,819 --> 01:05:20,920 I'm not going anywhere 1288 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:23,223 until you tell me what's inside these bags. 1289 01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:25,658 You wanna look at it? Look at it. 1290 01:05:28,161 --> 01:05:29,396 Huh. 1291 01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:35,635 [Claire] Wait. Is... Is that... 1292 01:05:37,103 --> 01:05:38,104 Gold? 1293 01:05:38,104 --> 01:05:41,740 So you're the miner? You did all of this for money? 1294 01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:42,242 Very quick, Claire. 1295 01:05:43,643 --> 01:05:44,678 - [Doug exclaims] - No! 1296 01:05:46,790 --> 01:05:48,114 I'm not gonna be part of your sick quest for-- 1297 01:05:48,114 --> 01:05:49,150 [Kenny] Ooh! Holy shit. 1298 01:05:49,150 --> 01:05:49,949 [in Portuguese] Drop it. 1299 01:05:50,450 --> 01:05:51,618 Drop the gun. 1300 01:05:52,185 --> 01:05:53,453 The gun. 1301 01:05:55,288 --> 01:05:56,220 Now! 1302 01:05:56,156 --> 01:05:57,323 Calm down. 1303 01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:02,696 [in English] And you, don't move! 1304 01:06:04,164 --> 01:06:05,265 [panting] 1305 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:08,268 I'm with the government. 1306 01:06:08,268 --> 01:06:10,303 We track illegal gold miners. 1307 01:06:10,303 --> 01:06:11,471 And Ana here runs one 1308 01:06:11,471 --> 01:06:13,106 of the biggest rings in Brazil. 1309 01:06:13,206 --> 01:06:14,307 [Ana speaking Portuguese] 1310 01:06:14,307 --> 01:06:16,209 This gold can change your life. 1311 01:06:16,209 --> 01:06:18,111 You think I care about gold? 1312 01:06:18,111 --> 01:06:19,346 Don't trust anything she says. 1313 01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:21,481 She's a liar. She's a damn liar. 1314 01:06:21,481 --> 01:06:23,183 We're filmmakers from Buffalo. 1315 01:06:23,183 --> 01:06:25,685 We're working on a spiritual sequel to Anaconda 1316 01:06:25,685 --> 01:06:27,530 and I don't know if she mentioned that, 1317 01:06:27,530 --> 01:06:28,388 but it's not just a reboot, 1318 01:06:28,388 --> 01:06:30,290 and I kicked out my friend who had the lead, 1319 01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:32,559 and I gave her a juicy-*** role, 1320 01:06:32,559 --> 01:06:33,827 - and this is how she treats-- - [Kenny] Really juicy! 1321 01:06:33,827 --> 01:06:36,529 Shut up! I don't know what you're talking about, man. 1322 01:06:36,529 --> 01:06:38,565 Off-topic. Go, arrest her. 1323 01:06:38,565 --> 01:06:39,733 Oh, thank God. 1324 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:41,801 [speaking Portuguese] 1325 01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:50,977 [tense music playing] 1326 01:06:51,711 --> 01:06:52,979 - [gunshot] - [groans] 1327 01:06:52,979 --> 01:06:54,180 - [gasps] - Oh, my God! 1328 01:06:56,416 --> 01:06:58,510 Who shot me? 1329 01:06:59,519 --> 01:07:00,987 That'd be me, *******. 1330 01:07:00,987 --> 01:07:03,656 Griff, no. He was a good guy. 1331 01:07:03,656 --> 01:07:05,592 - I'm a good guy. - He's a cop. 1332 01:07:05,592 --> 01:07:06,726 Look, I don't-- What? 1333 01:07:08,361 --> 01:07:09,729 I'm a good guy. 1334 01:07:09,729 --> 01:07:11,164 Drop it. On your knees now, the four of you, 1335 01:07:11,164 --> 01:07:12,365 facing the water. 1336 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:15,668 - [Kenny] Wait. I-- - Now. 1337 01:07:16,236 --> 01:07:19,390 [snake growling] 1338 01:07:19,390 --> 01:07:20,106 [Joao strains] 1339 01:07:25,450 --> 01:07:26,379 [grunts] 1340 01:07:29,883 --> 01:07:32,585 No, no, Ana. Don't-- Don't do this. 1341 01:07:32,585 --> 01:07:34,387 [Ana] You too, Claire. On your knees, now. 1342 01:07:34,387 --> 01:07:36,122 You don't have to be this person. 1343 01:07:37,390 --> 01:07:40,694 I have children at home. They're 10 and 13. 1344 01:07:41,194 --> 01:07:42,195 Please. 1345 01:07:42,729 --> 01:07:43,930 Please. 1346 01:07:43,930 --> 01:07:45,932 Think about what you're doing to my kids. 1347 01:07:45,932 --> 01:07:48,340 Just shut your mouth. Turn around now. 1348 01:07:49,369 --> 01:07:50,603 [whimpers] 1349 01:07:52,706 --> 01:07:53,773 [growling] 1350 01:07:55,909 --> 01:07:57,770 On your knees. 1351 01:07:57,877 --> 01:07:59,450 Now! 1352 01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:00,580 [both grunting] 1353 01:08:01,147 --> 01:08:03,490 - Toma! - [Doug] Toma! 1354 01:08:03,490 --> 01:08:04,784 - Eat that shit! - [Griff] Nice! 1355 01:08:04,784 --> 01:08:05,719 [groans] 1356 01:08:05,719 --> 01:08:08,555 For the record, that's how you headbutt, *****! 1357 01:08:09,550 --> 01:08:10,824 [Ana breathes heavily] 1358 01:08:13,930 --> 01:08:14,160 You won't do it. 1359 01:08:14,661 --> 01:08:16,429 You don't have the balls. I know you, Claire. 1360 01:08:16,429 --> 01:08:17,564 You don't know me. 1361 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:19,265 I don't even have kids. 1362 01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:21,167 [Claire yelps] 1363 01:08:21,801 --> 01:08:22,769 [muffled grunts] 1364 01:08:23,603 --> 01:08:25,405 [gasping, grunting] 1365 01:08:26,906 --> 01:08:27,941 Jesus Christ! 1366 01:08:27,941 --> 01:08:29,750 [Claire, Doug gasp] 1367 01:08:31,644 --> 01:08:32,812 [muffled grunting] 1368 01:08:33,947 --> 01:08:37,283 - [Doug pants] What a snake! - No. No, wait. Wait. 1369 01:08:37,283 --> 01:08:38,852 I think the boat is back that way! 1370 01:08:38,852 --> 01:08:40,987 Yeah, but so is the snake. We can't go that way! 1371 01:08:40,987 --> 01:08:43,490 We gotta take this trail and get to the high ground. 1372 01:08:43,490 --> 01:08:45,759 - [Doug] Wait. What's that? - [Claire, Kenny] What? 1373 01:08:45,759 --> 01:08:47,260 - [Griff] What? - [screams] 1374 01:08:47,260 --> 01:08:48,328 Oh, shit! 1375 01:08:48,995 --> 01:08:50,263 - [whimpering] - [Claire] Oh, my God. 1376 01:08:50,263 --> 01:08:51,197 Did it bite you? 1377 01:08:51,197 --> 01:08:52,432 Yeah, you know what, I think it bit me. 1378 01:08:52,432 --> 01:08:54,367 - I think it got me. - Dougie, I know it hurts, 1379 01:08:54,367 --> 01:08:55,869 but we gotta get out of here now 1380 01:08:55,869 --> 01:08:57,470 because the snake is out there! 1381 01:08:57,470 --> 01:09:00,507 I'm sorry, I can't move. My leg is freaking out. 1382 01:09:00,507 --> 01:09:02,342 [cries] What are we gonna do? 1383 01:09:02,876 --> 01:09:04,444 We're gonna have to piss on you, man. 1384 01:09:05,110 --> 01:09:06,446 - Huh? - On the bite. 1385 01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:07,714 It's the only way. 1386 01:09:07,714 --> 01:09:09,282 I thought that was just jellyfish. 1387 01:09:09,282 --> 01:09:11,951 No, no, no, no. It's all animals. 1388 01:09:11,951 --> 01:09:13,486 - Are you sure? - Positive. 1389 01:09:13,486 --> 01:09:15,622 Someone's gotta piss. I need one of your pisses. 1390 01:09:15,622 --> 01:09:17,724 I'd love to be able to help out, but I'm just-- 1391 01:09:17,724 --> 01:09:20,960 I am drained, tapped, bone-dry. 1392 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,629 Claire, you wanna take care of this? 1393 01:09:22,629 --> 01:09:24,130 I'm wearing a onesie. 1394 01:09:24,130 --> 01:09:26,666 Kenny, we don't have time to argue about this. You're up. 1395 01:09:26,666 --> 01:09:28,468 You know this isn't possible. 1396 01:09:29,690 --> 01:09:30,136 Why not? 1397 01:09:30,136 --> 01:09:31,471 Because he's... 1398 01:09:32,505 --> 01:09:33,506 Pee shy. 1399 01:09:33,506 --> 01:09:34,407 Pee shy? 1400 01:09:34,407 --> 01:09:35,709 [Kenny] I have urinary stage fright. 1401 01:09:35,709 --> 01:09:38,645 I haven't been able to pee in public in 35 years. 1402 01:09:38,645 --> 01:09:40,313 My life sucks! 1403 01:09:40,313 --> 01:09:41,381 You can do this. 1404 01:09:41,381 --> 01:09:42,982 You have to do this. 1405 01:09:48,822 --> 01:09:50,824 [animals chittering] 1406 01:09:55,929 --> 01:09:57,163 [Doug breathing heavily] 1407 01:09:57,163 --> 01:09:59,990 [Doug whispering] Griff, I'm sorry about 1408 01:09:59,990 --> 01:10:01,434 what I said before on the boat. 1409 01:10:02,102 --> 01:10:04,504 The truth is, 1410 01:10:04,504 --> 01:10:07,440 I've been jealous of you for a long, long time. 1411 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:08,842 Jealous? 1412 01:10:08,842 --> 01:10:11,111 For having the balls to do what I couldn't. 1413 01:10:11,111 --> 01:10:12,545 For going after what you wanted. 1414 01:10:12,545 --> 01:10:14,714 Going to LA and putting yourself on the-- 1415 01:10:16,349 --> 01:10:17,217 [muffled grunting] 1416 01:10:17,217 --> 01:10:18,685 Oh, my God! 1417 01:10:18,785 --> 01:10:20,387 - [Kenny] Oh, shit! - Doug! 1418 01:10:20,387 --> 01:10:21,688 [Kenny] Oh, my God! 1419 01:10:22,555 --> 01:10:23,523 [Claire gasping] 1420 01:10:23,523 --> 01:10:25,525 We have-- We have to go after him! 1421 01:10:26,260 --> 01:10:27,270 [Kenny] We gotta get out of here. 1422 01:10:27,270 --> 01:10:28,228 We do not have a choice. Come on. 1423 01:10:37,404 --> 01:10:38,705 [Claire panting] 1424 01:10:39,239 --> 01:10:40,240 Griff. 1425 01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:43,643 Oh, Griff. 1426 01:10:44,377 --> 01:10:46,212 [breathing heavily] Oh. 1427 01:10:46,746 --> 01:10:47,881 What did I do? 1428 01:10:49,490 --> 01:10:50,550 I tricked him into coming here, 1429 01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:51,818 and now he's dead. 1430 01:10:51,818 --> 01:10:55,388 No. No. We all chose to be here. 1431 01:10:55,388 --> 01:10:56,723 I wish it was me. 1432 01:10:57,590 --> 01:10:58,725 It should be me. 1433 01:10:58,725 --> 01:11:01,327 This is not your fault, and we have to keep going. 1434 01:11:01,327 --> 01:11:05,598 Hey, guys, I think I found out which way we should go. 1435 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,335 [suspenseful music playing] 1436 01:11:19,913 --> 01:11:20,914 Hey. 1437 01:11:21,915 --> 01:11:23,249 [panting] 1438 01:11:23,850 --> 01:11:24,851 It's a... 1439 01:11:24,851 --> 01:11:26,353 It's a big open field. 1440 01:11:26,353 --> 01:11:28,755 We gotta get across it to get to the boat. 1441 01:11:28,755 --> 01:11:30,190 But we can't just run across. 1442 01:11:30,190 --> 01:11:31,458 It's too exposed. 1443 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:33,626 The snake could come from anywhere. 1444 01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:36,963 Maybe we can create a distraction. 1445 01:11:38,980 --> 01:11:41,301 Yeah, yeah, maybe, but, I mean, how do we do that? 1446 01:11:41,301 --> 01:11:42,702 [breathes heavily] 1447 01:11:42,702 --> 01:11:44,637 - I mean, it's gonna be... What? - [shushes] 1448 01:11:46,106 --> 01:11:47,374 [leaves rustling] 1449 01:11:53,446 --> 01:11:54,981 [growling] 1450 01:11:58,818 --> 01:12:00,220 It's here. 1451 01:12:25,645 --> 01:12:26,746 [gasps] 1452 01:12:27,981 --> 01:12:29,150 [flies buzzing] 1453 01:12:29,150 --> 01:12:30,150 What? 1454 01:12:30,984 --> 01:12:31,985 What? 1455 01:12:31,985 --> 01:12:35,880 Oh, my God. Doug. Doug, no. 1456 01:12:36,423 --> 01:12:38,158 Oh, Dougie. Dougie. 1457 01:12:38,658 --> 01:12:40,427 - Come on, man. - [Claire] Is he... 1458 01:12:41,428 --> 01:12:43,663 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - [shushes] 1459 01:12:44,864 --> 01:12:46,320 [Claire crying] 1460 01:12:48,201 --> 01:12:50,300 Wait. Wait. 1461 01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:56,176 Maybe Doug is the distraction. 1462 01:12:57,844 --> 01:12:59,346 [sobs] How? 1463 01:12:59,346 --> 01:13:01,514 I know this is horrible, okay? 1464 01:13:01,514 --> 01:13:04,851 But if we can drag Doug out into the field, 1465 01:13:04,851 --> 01:13:06,286 prop him up 1466 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,889 and attach the boar to his back 1467 01:13:10,457 --> 01:13:12,625 wouldn't we make it really hard 1468 01:13:12,625 --> 01:13:14,194 for the snake to swallow him? 1469 01:13:15,195 --> 01:13:16,963 It'll occupy the snake long enough 1470 01:13:16,963 --> 01:13:18,865 for us to get across the field 1471 01:13:18,865 --> 01:13:20,660 and get back to the boat. 1472 01:13:20,633 --> 01:13:23,360 Mmm, it's a really smart idea. 1473 01:13:24,204 --> 01:13:26,720 [Kenny straining] 1474 01:13:28,410 --> 01:13:29,376 Oh, guys, this is horrible. 1475 01:13:29,376 --> 01:13:30,543 If it meant saving all of us, 1476 01:13:30,543 --> 01:13:31,911 I'm sure Doug would've wanted this. 1477 01:13:31,911 --> 01:13:33,880 I'm not sure he would've wanted this. 1478 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:34,881 Wait. 1479 01:13:34,881 --> 01:13:35,915 We gotta go, guys. 1480 01:13:35,915 --> 01:13:37,717 [Claire] What are you gonna do? What are you doing? 1481 01:13:37,717 --> 01:13:39,386 [stammers, sighs] 1482 01:13:39,386 --> 01:13:41,488 Snakes, they love squirrel meat. 1483 01:13:41,488 --> 01:13:42,555 [Claire groans] 1484 01:13:44,157 --> 01:13:45,325 [Kenny grunting] 1485 01:13:46,426 --> 01:13:47,494 [kisses] 1486 01:13:52,599 --> 01:13:54,768 [suspenseful music playing] 1487 01:13:56,736 --> 01:13:58,238 [all panting] 1488 01:13:58,738 --> 01:14:00,907 Wait, the snake is right behind him. 1489 01:14:03,843 --> 01:14:05,845 [ethereal music playing] 1490 01:14:05,845 --> 01:14:07,914 [growling] 1491 01:14:12,252 --> 01:14:13,253 Oh. 1492 01:14:16,589 --> 01:14:17,624 I can't... [stammers] 1493 01:14:25,965 --> 01:14:26,800 [grunts] 1494 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:28,101 Oh, shit! 1495 01:14:28,101 --> 01:14:29,436 [muffled grunting] 1496 01:14:32,272 --> 01:14:34,374 - He's alive! He's alive! - He's alive! 1497 01:14:34,374 --> 01:14:36,376 - Thought you checked his pulse! - I did! 1498 01:14:36,376 --> 01:14:38,445 [Griff] Well, you did a shitty job! 1499 01:14:38,445 --> 01:14:39,713 What the ****? 1500 01:14:39,713 --> 01:14:40,613 [playful music playing] 1501 01:14:40,613 --> 01:14:43,149 - [Kenny] Doug! Watch out! Run! - [Griff] Doug! Run! 1502 01:14:43,149 --> 01:14:44,951 Come on, Doug, run! 1503 01:14:44,951 --> 01:14:47,620 - [Kenny] Hey! - [Griff] Run! Faster! 1504 01:14:47,620 --> 01:14:48,788 Hey. 1505 01:14:48,788 --> 01:14:50,790 - Doug, run! - Doug! 1506 01:14:50,790 --> 01:14:51,658 What? 1507 01:14:51,658 --> 01:14:53,727 - He's right behind you! - What? 1508 01:14:53,727 --> 01:14:56,296 - [Griff] Run, Doug! - [Kenny] Doug! 1509 01:14:56,296 --> 01:14:57,330 [anaconda growling] 1510 01:14:57,330 --> 01:14:58,565 Oh, shit! 1511 01:14:58,565 --> 01:15:00,660 Shit, shit. 1512 01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:03,236 Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Shit. 1513 01:15:04,300 --> 01:15:05,171 Oh, shit. 1514 01:15:05,171 --> 01:15:06,306 - Run! - Run! 1515 01:15:06,306 --> 01:15:08,308 - Run, Doug! Run! - Run! 1516 01:15:08,308 --> 01:15:09,676 What the hell is on my back? 1517 01:15:09,676 --> 01:15:11,745 It's a long story! Just run! 1518 01:15:11,745 --> 01:15:12,912 [epic music playing] 1519 01:15:12,912 --> 01:15:13,847 [whimpers] 1520 01:15:16,249 --> 01:15:17,484 [exclaiming] 1521 01:15:19,252 --> 01:15:20,420 Shit! 1522 01:15:21,588 --> 01:15:22,655 [yelling] 1523 01:15:23,156 --> 01:15:24,324 [grunts, exclaims] 1524 01:15:24,824 --> 01:15:27,494 [exclaims] God, help me! Ah! Jesus! 1525 01:15:27,494 --> 01:15:29,429 - [Doug exclaiming] - [boar squealing] 1526 01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:32,980 Damn it. This thing's alive! 1527 01:15:32,980 --> 01:15:33,933 - This thing's alive! - [squeals] 1528 01:15:33,933 --> 01:15:35,502 [exclaims] It's trying to bite me! 1529 01:15:35,502 --> 01:15:37,270 It's trying to bite me! 1530 01:15:37,270 --> 01:15:38,872 [Griff] Doug! Run! 1531 01:15:39,372 --> 01:15:41,274 - [screaming] - [squealing] 1532 01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:47,947 Holy shit! Get back to the boat! 1533 01:15:47,947 --> 01:15:50,717 Get back to the boat! Go! 1534 01:15:50,717 --> 01:15:54,187 - Boat! Go! Go! Go! - [Griff] It was right behind me! 1535 01:15:57,557 --> 01:15:58,391 [Claire exclaims] 1536 01:15:58,391 --> 01:16:00,393 - Okay. All right. All right. - Okay. 1537 01:16:00,393 --> 01:16:02,195 I think we're okay. I think we're okay. 1538 01:16:02,195 --> 01:16:03,229 [Doug] Oh, God. 1539 01:16:03,229 --> 01:16:05,131 All right. All right. We-- Oh. 1540 01:16:05,632 --> 01:16:07,200 What the hell! 1541 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,202 I thought I was dead. 1542 01:16:09,202 --> 01:16:10,136 [chuckles] 1543 01:16:10,136 --> 01:16:12,205 - How you doing, Dougie? - [Doug panting] 1544 01:16:12,205 --> 01:16:13,473 - I'm okay now. - Good. 1545 01:16:13,473 --> 01:16:14,541 I thought we lost you, man. 1546 01:16:14,541 --> 01:16:15,809 Can I say something? 1547 01:16:16,710 --> 01:16:18,780 I'm-- I'm sorry. 1548 01:16:18,878 --> 01:16:21,214 I think I got so caught up in wanting to play a hero, 1549 01:16:21,214 --> 01:16:22,716 that I lost sight of what it is 1550 01:16:22,716 --> 01:16:24,317 that's really important to me. 1551 01:16:24,317 --> 01:16:26,720 And that's just making stuff with you guys again. 1552 01:16:27,554 --> 01:16:29,389 Griff, I feel the exact same way. 1553 01:16:29,389 --> 01:16:30,490 I love you guys. 1554 01:16:30,990 --> 01:16:32,392 I just have one question. 1555 01:16:34,894 --> 01:16:36,229 Whose idea was it to put 1556 01:16:36,229 --> 01:16:38,640 that dead squirrel in my mouth? 1557 01:16:39,733 --> 01:16:42,680 It was like a group decision. It wasn't-- 1558 01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:42,936 Really? 1559 01:16:42,936 --> 01:16:44,738 Yeah, it wasn't like one person. 1560 01:16:45,438 --> 01:16:47,507 Snakes love squirrel meat. 1561 01:16:47,507 --> 01:16:48,942 I knew it was your idea! 1562 01:16:48,942 --> 01:16:50,410 Guys, come on. We gotta keep moving. 1563 01:16:50,410 --> 01:16:52,912 All right, well, I made a choice and I'm sticking with it. 1564 01:17:12,932 --> 01:17:14,701 Holy shit. 1565 01:17:15,935 --> 01:17:17,937 It's the Anaconda set. 1566 01:17:17,937 --> 01:17:20,306 [Claire] What happened? It's destroyed. 1567 01:17:20,306 --> 01:17:21,408 [static on walkie-talkie] 1568 01:17:28,415 --> 01:17:29,416 Hello? 1569 01:17:31,217 --> 01:17:33,386 Is anyone there? Hello? 1570 01:17:34,540 --> 01:17:35,880 [distorted dialogue on walkie-talkie] 1571 01:17:36,156 --> 01:17:37,323 Can you help us? 1572 01:17:38,258 --> 01:17:39,920 [crackling] 1573 01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:41,928 What? I... 1574 01:17:44,664 --> 01:17:45,932 [distorted dialogue on walkie-talkie] 1575 01:17:45,932 --> 01:17:47,233 [stammering] 1576 01:17:47,233 --> 01:17:49,200 What? Again, sorry? 1577 01:17:51,104 --> 01:17:52,505 [person] Behind you! 1578 01:17:54,740 --> 01:17:55,342 ["Back in Black" playing] 1579 01:17:58,411 --> 01:17:59,245 [groans] 1580 01:18:04,170 --> 01:18:06,353 ♪ Back in black I hit the sack ♪ 1581 01:18:06,353 --> 01:18:09,220 ♪ I've been too long I'm glad to be back ♪ 1582 01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:10,857 ♪ Yes, I'm let loose ♪ 1583 01:18:10,857 --> 01:18:12,258 ♪ From the noose ♪ 1584 01:18:12,258 --> 01:18:15,362 ♪ That's kept me hanging about ♪ 1585 01:18:16,529 --> 01:18:19,366 Holy shit. Ice Cube? 1586 01:18:19,366 --> 01:18:22,869 Who'd you think it was, Jon Voight? Let's go. 1587 01:18:23,970 --> 01:18:26,706 ♪ Yes, I'm back in black ♪ 1588 01:18:28,141 --> 01:18:29,142 ["Back in Black" fades] 1589 01:18:29,142 --> 01:18:30,777 Let's go, let's go, let's go. Now. 1590 01:18:30,777 --> 01:18:32,946 In here. Get in here, tube socks. 1591 01:18:32,946 --> 01:18:33,980 [tense music playing] 1592 01:18:39,652 --> 01:18:40,653 [sighs] 1593 01:18:46,826 --> 01:18:47,961 [whispers] We're good. 1594 01:18:48,661 --> 01:18:50,330 Hey, are you okay? 1595 01:18:50,330 --> 01:18:53,800 Yeah, I'm all right. The snake tore up the set. 1596 01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:56,669 Everybody scattered. Lamp hit me, I'm down. 1597 01:18:56,669 --> 01:18:59,406 I get up, nobody there. 1598 01:18:59,406 --> 01:19:02,475 - What about J.Lo? - Yeah, and Eric Stoltz? 1599 01:19:02,475 --> 01:19:04,411 Jenny from the block, so she gonna be okay, 1600 01:19:04,411 --> 01:19:07,800 but Eric ain't from the block. 1601 01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:08,848 - [Kenny] Jesus. - Damn it. 1602 01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:13,753 I don't know how we're gonna do it, but we have to kill it before it kills us. 1603 01:19:13,753 --> 01:19:15,488 I'm with that, I'm with that. 1604 01:19:15,488 --> 01:19:17,757 Hey, how were they gonna do it in your script? 1605 01:19:19,159 --> 01:19:22,595 I don't know. The writer never finished the third act. 1606 01:19:22,595 --> 01:19:26,199 What? You guys started shooting before you knew the end? 1607 01:19:26,199 --> 01:19:28,668 Welcome to Hollywood, buttercup. 1608 01:19:28,668 --> 01:19:31,938 That's what they do. They just make it up as they go along. 1609 01:19:31,938 --> 01:19:35,410 What was the general gist? Do you have any idea? Was anything-- 1610 01:19:35,410 --> 01:19:38,845 All I know is they were setting up pyrotechnics all through here. 1611 01:19:38,845 --> 01:19:40,213 Is it still up? 1612 01:19:40,213 --> 01:19:42,849 It's hooked up, but I don't know how to work pyro. 1613 01:19:42,849 --> 01:19:46,720 Kenny, you know how to ignite pyro, right? 1614 01:19:47,287 --> 01:19:48,888 - Not a problem, boss. - [Ice Cube] Hey, hey. 1615 01:19:48,888 --> 01:19:52,392 I don't know what y'all talking about. I gotta go save J.Lo and Stoltz. 1616 01:19:52,392 --> 01:19:53,560 - Okay. - Really? 1617 01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:55,395 - You go. - You're going after them? 1618 01:19:55,395 --> 01:19:59,132 They the homies, okay? I can't leave 'em out here with the ops. 1619 01:19:59,132 --> 01:20:02,702 I got to go and represent. They my castmates. 1620 01:20:03,203 --> 01:20:05,638 Actors code. Respect. 1621 01:20:05,638 --> 01:20:06,740 Yeah, yeah. 1622 01:20:07,874 --> 01:20:09,409 - Can we get a... - Do you mind? 1623 01:20:09,409 --> 01:20:12,312 - We're such fans of everything you do. - Come on, please. 1624 01:20:14,714 --> 01:20:17,751 Man, y'all groupied out. Y'all groupied out. What? Let's go. 1625 01:20:17,751 --> 01:20:20,653 - Yes! - Okay. Everybody get in here. Grin. Okay. 1626 01:20:21,254 --> 01:20:22,255 [shutter clicks] 1627 01:20:23,890 --> 01:20:25,558 - Don't post that. - No, no, no. 1628 01:20:25,558 --> 01:20:29,950 Can we get one more for safety? I don't think my face was totally in there. 1629 01:20:29,950 --> 01:20:31,970 - No, it's fine. - It's fine, it's fine. 1630 01:20:31,970 --> 01:20:33,566 - You're gonna need that. - Oh. You sure? 1631 01:20:33,566 --> 01:20:34,834 Of course. 1632 01:20:35,402 --> 01:20:37,103 I got another one. 1633 01:20:38,104 --> 01:20:40,740 All right. Keep it gangster. 1634 01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:47,947 Legend. 1635 01:20:48,448 --> 01:20:49,783 You thinking what I'm thinking? 1636 01:20:49,783 --> 01:20:50,850 Oh, yeah. 1637 01:20:52,619 --> 01:20:55,880 - It could work, right? - Hundred percent. 1638 01:20:56,956 --> 01:20:58,792 What are you... What are you thinking? 1639 01:20:58,792 --> 01:21:02,280 Just so I'm... Just to make sure that it's exactly what I'm thinking. 1640 01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:03,430 Which I'm sure it is, totally. I mean... 1641 01:21:03,430 --> 01:21:04,964 I'm super sure. 1642 01:21:06,199 --> 01:21:07,634 I'm thinking about killing that snake. 1643 01:21:07,634 --> 01:21:10,103 Now see, that's it, that's what... I was thinking that too. 1644 01:21:10,103 --> 01:21:12,105 [suspenseful music playing] 1645 01:21:12,105 --> 01:21:13,306 [Doug] Okay, here's the plan. 1646 01:21:14,274 --> 01:21:16,276 Griff, you get the detonator from Kenny. 1647 01:21:17,444 --> 01:21:19,646 Claire, you fire up the generators. 1648 01:21:21,448 --> 01:21:23,483 Kenny, you set up the cameras. 1649 01:21:27,153 --> 01:21:28,888 I'll get the golf cart. 1650 01:21:28,888 --> 01:21:31,491 We'll lure the snake into the pyro field 1651 01:21:31,491 --> 01:21:33,827 and end this thing once and for all. 1652 01:21:35,829 --> 01:21:38,640 You ready for our big Hollywood ending? 1653 01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:46,720 - You ready? - Yeah. 1654 01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:49,576 Kenny said as soon as we get to the pyro field, we can detonate these one by one. 1655 01:21:49,576 --> 01:21:52,979 - Gonna blow this ***** sky-high. - Sky-freaking-high. 1656 01:21:52,979 --> 01:21:54,347 [rustling] 1657 01:21:59,185 --> 01:22:00,754 [shouts] Come get us, *******! 1658 01:22:07,594 --> 01:22:08,428 Where is he? 1659 01:22:09,863 --> 01:22:11,431 ["Kickstart My Heart" playing] 1660 01:22:11,431 --> 01:22:13,990 Oh, shit! 1661 01:22:16,770 --> 01:22:19,706 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit! - Oh, shit! 1662 01:22:20,507 --> 01:22:23,109 - Doesn't this go faster? - Well, take off the governor. 1663 01:22:23,109 --> 01:22:25,211 Underneath there. See if you can rip it off. 1664 01:22:25,211 --> 01:22:27,447 - Governor? - The governor! It slows it down. 1665 01:22:27,447 --> 01:22:30,784 - The hell you talking about, governor? - I'm talking about golf cart technology! 1666 01:22:37,223 --> 01:22:39,292 - Where'd it go? - I don't see it. I don't know where it is. 1667 01:22:39,292 --> 01:22:40,560 Keep your head on a swivel. 1668 01:22:41,461 --> 01:22:42,529 I don't see it anywhere. 1669 01:22:42,529 --> 01:22:44,364 - Whoa! - Whoa! 1670 01:22:44,364 --> 01:22:45,398 [Griff] Oh, my God! 1671 01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:48,368 Oh, shit. 1672 01:22:48,368 --> 01:22:50,360 We lost the signal. 1673 01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:51,738 If we don't get this thing online in time... 1674 01:22:51,738 --> 01:22:52,906 Then we're all dead. 1675 01:22:52,906 --> 01:22:54,240 - Let's go. - Let's go. 1676 01:22:57,243 --> 01:22:58,578 Dude, you're actually a really good driver. 1677 01:22:58,578 --> 01:23:00,413 Thank you. 1678 01:23:00,413 --> 01:23:01,715 [both scream] 1679 01:23:02,882 --> 01:23:04,840 [Griff] Oh, my God! 1680 01:23:08,755 --> 01:23:11,257 Why is there no power? Why is there no power? 1681 01:23:11,257 --> 01:23:13,727 Pyro field dead ahead. It's now or never. 1682 01:23:13,727 --> 01:23:14,761 [Griff] Armed and ready. 1683 01:23:14,761 --> 01:23:16,329 - No! - All right, look. 1684 01:23:16,329 --> 01:23:18,264 - Look for something like this. - Like this, okay. 1685 01:23:18,264 --> 01:23:19,399 Almost there! 1686 01:23:23,503 --> 01:23:26,172 It's getting closer! It's getting closer! Oh, God! 1687 01:23:26,172 --> 01:23:27,273 Go faster! 1688 01:23:29,409 --> 01:23:31,344 ****. Found it! 1689 01:23:31,344 --> 01:23:33,113 - Can I hit it now? - Hold. Hold. 1690 01:23:37,830 --> 01:23:38,284 Now! Hit it now! 1691 01:23:38,284 --> 01:23:41,210 Die, you giant snake *****! 1692 01:23:42,455 --> 01:23:43,757 ["Kickstart My Heart" ends] 1693 01:23:43,757 --> 01:23:44,924 - What the-- - What? 1694 01:23:44,924 --> 01:23:47,293 - It's not working! It's not working! - [Doug screams] 1695 01:23:47,293 --> 01:23:49,696 - Hit all of them. - I am! I'm hitting every one of 'em! 1696 01:23:49,696 --> 01:23:51,798 And now we die! Now we die! 1697 01:23:51,798 --> 01:23:52,966 Why didn't it happen? 1698 01:23:52,966 --> 01:23:54,134 - Why isn't it... - I don't know. 1699 01:23:54,134 --> 01:23:55,301 Oh, wait. 1700 01:23:55,935 --> 01:23:56,870 [whirring] 1701 01:23:56,870 --> 01:23:58,972 - I forgot to turn it on. - [sighs] 1702 01:24:01,808 --> 01:24:04,611 Yes! 1703 01:24:04,611 --> 01:24:05,945 Whoo-hoo! 1704 01:24:05,945 --> 01:24:08,381 - Yes! Yes. Yes. - Yes! Yes! 1705 01:24:08,381 --> 01:24:09,883 Yeah! 1706 01:24:09,883 --> 01:24:11,117 [triumphant music playing] 1707 01:24:24,664 --> 01:24:25,565 Yeah! 1708 01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:28,234 Did we kill it? 1709 01:24:29,669 --> 01:24:32,500 - No! - Ah! Why? 1710 01:24:33,973 --> 01:24:35,175 Come on. The cart's stuck. 1711 01:24:35,175 --> 01:24:36,643 Oh, shit. 1712 01:24:36,643 --> 01:24:38,311 - Go! - Go, go, go. 1713 01:24:39,579 --> 01:24:40,847 [all panting] 1714 01:24:42,849 --> 01:24:44,851 - It's a dead end. - Oh, my God. 1715 01:24:49,989 --> 01:24:50,990 Oh, shit. 1716 01:24:58,765 --> 01:25:00,166 We're all gonna die. 1717 01:25:16,349 --> 01:25:17,450 [roars] 1718 01:25:27,460 --> 01:25:29,696 [dramatic music playing] 1719 01:25:41,241 --> 01:25:43,209 Not on my watch, mister. 1720 01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:54,754 [Claire] Ah! 1721 01:25:55,755 --> 01:25:56,756 [all grunting] 1722 01:25:56,756 --> 01:25:58,391 - Oh, man. - Gross. 1723 01:25:58,925 --> 01:26:00,393 [grunting] 1724 01:26:06,990 --> 01:26:07,100 [roaring] 1725 01:26:09,690 --> 01:26:10,103 [Claire] Griff, no! 1726 01:26:10,770 --> 01:26:13,173 - [screaming] - [dramatic music playing] 1727 01:26:25,785 --> 01:26:27,754 And that's a wrap on snake. 1728 01:26:28,621 --> 01:26:29,789 [grunts] 1729 01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:32,926 ["I Don't Want to Wait" playing] 1730 01:26:42,350 --> 01:26:43,203 [chuckling] 1731 01:26:54,481 --> 01:26:59,786 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 1732 01:26:59,786 --> 01:27:03,990 ♪ I want to know right now What will it be ♪ 1733 01:27:05,458 --> 01:27:10,663 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over... ♪ 1734 01:27:11,731 --> 01:27:13,967 [applauding, cheering] 1735 01:27:17,337 --> 01:27:19,339 - [Griff] Thank you very much. - [Doug] Thank you. 1736 01:27:25,679 --> 01:27:28,848 A long time ago, a group of artists had a vision 1737 01:27:29,683 --> 01:27:33,520 to one day live their dream of making a major motion picture. 1738 01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:39,526 And last year, against all odds, I'm proud to say that dream was realized. 1739 01:27:42,262 --> 01:27:43,530 [chuckles] 1740 01:27:43,530 --> 01:27:45,198 As my friend Kenny likes to say, 1741 01:27:45,198 --> 01:27:49,369 the snake is a metaphor for the monsters that come for all of us 1742 01:27:49,369 --> 01:27:51,171 if our dreams remain unrealized. 1743 01:27:51,171 --> 01:27:54,441 And to be clear, there's also a non-metaphor snake. 1744 01:27:54,441 --> 01:27:55,842 [screams] 1745 01:27:55,842 --> 01:27:56,943 - [crowd gasps] - Oh, my God! 1746 01:27:56,943 --> 01:28:01,715 Quick shoutout to Claire Simons and Kenny Trent! 1747 01:28:02,716 --> 01:28:04,851 - [Kenny] Better luck next time! - [Ana shouts in Portuguese] 1748 01:28:04,851 --> 01:28:05,885 [groans] 1749 01:28:08,355 --> 01:28:10,223 While we may not have the rights... 1750 01:28:10,223 --> 01:28:11,891 We don't have... We definitely don't have the rights. 1751 01:28:11,891 --> 01:28:15,610 This is our completely unauthorized... 1752 01:28:15,895 --> 01:28:22,202 possibly illegal reboot of the Sony classic film... 1753 01:28:24,370 --> 01:28:27,874 - Ladies and gentlemen, The Anaconda! - The Anaconda! 1754 01:28:36,216 --> 01:28:37,484 ["Baby Got Back" playing] 1755 01:29:11,117 --> 01:29:12,118 - ["Baby Got Back" stops] - [doorbell rings] 1756 01:29:12,852 --> 01:29:14,254 Ho! 1757 01:29:17,791 --> 01:29:18,892 Oh! 1758 01:29:25,899 --> 01:29:27,634 Are you Doug McCallister? 1759 01:29:27,634 --> 01:29:28,735 Uh-huh. 1760 01:29:29,302 --> 01:29:31,871 You directed the unauthorized version of Anaconda 1761 01:29:31,871 --> 01:29:33,540 even though you didn't have the rights? 1762 01:29:34,641 --> 01:29:35,608 Yeah. 1763 01:29:36,109 --> 01:29:37,410 I saw your little movie. 1764 01:29:39,813 --> 01:29:42,782 [chuckles] And I loved it. I loved it. 1765 01:29:43,283 --> 01:29:47,387 That's why I'm here. I'm here because we're doing another Anaconda, 1766 01:29:47,887 --> 01:29:49,756 and I want you to direct it. 1767 01:29:50,990 --> 01:29:52,158 Are you in? 1768 01:29:55,295 --> 01:29:56,129 [thuds] 1769 01:29:56,129 --> 01:29:57,497 ["Baby Got Back" resumes] 1770 01:31:30,523 --> 01:31:31,558 ["Baby Got Back" ends] 1771 01:31:31,558 --> 01:31:32,692 [birds chirping] 1772 01:31:38,164 --> 01:31:39,232 Guys? 1773 01:31:43,403 --> 01:31:44,571 Griff? 1774 01:31:52,450 --> 01:31:53,446 [chuckles] 1775 01:31:53,446 --> 01:31:55,749 [shouts] I'm alive! 1776 01:32:06,259 --> 01:32:07,961 [upbeat music playing]