1 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:31,640 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:38,371 [SCREAMING] 3 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:39,939 [ALL SCREAMING] 4 00:00:45,311 --> 00:00:46,346 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 5 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:48,348 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 6 00:00:58,491 --> 00:01:00,360 [ALL CHEERING] 7 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:04,764 MAN 1: All aboard, girls! 8 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:07,934 Bye! 9 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,401 [BUS HONKING] 10 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:47,407 MAN 2: Welcome home, honey! GIRL 1: Hi, Daddy! 11 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:48,541 Hi, Mom! 12 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:50,276 - Mom! - Hi! 13 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,579 Hi! [LAUGHS] 14 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:55,882 Wait. Did you get taller? 15 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:57,684 - Yes, I did. - Wow. 16 00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:59,219 So good. Okay. Oh, here it is. 17 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:00,720 - Let's get your trunk. - MARGARET: Yes. 18 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,456 I double-parked the car and they're already mad at me. 19 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,392 - What car? - Oh, we bought a car. 20 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:06,960 - We bought got a car? - Yeah! 21 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,661 - What for? - I'll explain later. 22 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:09,963 It's that big blue one right over there. 23 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,431 - [HONKING] - In the middle of the road. 24 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:12,966 - MAN 3: Hey, lady, you kidding me? - BARBARA: Sorry! 25 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,134 - Sorry, we're going. One second. - There's my girl! 26 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,835 Grandma! 27 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,737 - Ah! - [HONKING CONTINUES] 28 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:20,340 - Oh, God, I missed you! - MARGARET: Me, too! 29 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,908 Lady, you can't stop in the middle of the street. Let's go! 30 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,276 - I'm sorry. Promise, two more seconds. - Come on, lady. 31 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:24,411 Welcome home gift. 32 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:26,120 - Oh, you made this? - From scratch. 33 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,280 - Aw! - It's cashmere. 34 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,348 I did everything 35 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:29,883 - but shave the goat. - [GIGGLES] 36 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,317 - Margaret! Can you just... - MAN 3: Let's go, ladies. 37 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,720 I'm so sorry. Yeah, get the bottom there. 38 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,989 - Okay. You got it. - Here we go. Okay. 39 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,691 - Right on, girls. - All right, here we go. 40 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,492 - Oh, God. - Heavy. 41 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:40,860 Watch out for the... 42 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:43,263 - Watch out for the bike. - Oh, God. 43 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:44,998 BARBARA: Here we go. 44 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,200 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. I would've done it. 45 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,435 BARBARA: Oh, hi! 46 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,337 I would've done it. Please, please. 47 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,572 - Oh, my God. Amazing. - We got it. 48 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:55,800 - Dad! - Hello! Oh, my goodness! 49 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,444 - I'm so glad to see you. - Me, too! 50 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:58,878 Look at that! What happened? 51 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,613 - So, how was camp? - It was amazing. 52 00:03:00,613 --> 00:03:01,715 - So, you were in a play? - Yep! 53 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,717 Oh, my God. That's incredible. 54 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,151 - What are those boxes for? - Don't worry about that. 55 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:06,219 I want to hear more about camp. 56 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,387 What else did you learn? 57 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:08,488 - What else did you do? - You're moving. 58 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:11,925 - What? - Really, Mom? 59 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,593 - Sylvia. You promised. - Oh, wow. 60 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,195 We're moving? 61 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,529 Look, it's... Look, we we're... 62 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,640 SYLVIA: She saw the boxes. 63 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,466 - She was putting it together. - I don't think she was. 64 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:20,867 - We're moving? - Okay. 65 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,369 HERB: Just... 66 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,404 Look, we wanted you to settle in 67 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:26,720 before we sprung the news. 68 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,241 But, um, your dad got his promotion. 69 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,543 HERB: Yeah. Isn't that great? BARBARA: And we found 70 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,644 - this great house. - HERB: Oh, the best house. 71 00:03:31,644 --> 00:03:33,113 - The best house. - Where? 72 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:35,749 Well, that's the thing. We got really lucky. And... 73 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,784 - New Jersey. - HERB: Ah... 74 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,554 - New Jersey? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 75 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,523 - [HERB GROANS] - I said I'd stay out of it. 76 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,191 We're leaving New York? 77 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:47,227 Barely leaving New York. 78 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,620 It's just on the other side of the river. 79 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:50,263 But... 80 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,533 But we're happy here. We don't need to move. 81 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,835 No, we don't need to move but we want to move. Right? 82 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,237 I don't. 83 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,240 I'll have to leave all of my friends 84 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,750 and change schools 85 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:04,244 and I'll never see Grandma anymore. 86 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,912 BARBARA: That is not true. 87 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,580 Look, you're going to keep all your friends here 88 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,170 and you're going to make more friends. And listen to this. 89 00:04:11,170 --> 00:04:12,419 I'm not going to work anymore. 90 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,689 Do you know what that means? 91 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:18,258 That means that I'm not going to be gone all the time. 92 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,860 Running from class to class. 93 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:23,930 God. Do you know how bad I felt about that? 94 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,267 But you love teaching art. 95 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:32,839 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do, I do, but... 96 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:35,575 But this is, this is our opportunity. 97 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:38,244 I'll be home now. 98 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:41,981 I can be home with you every single day. 99 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,583 I'll get involved at your school, 100 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,618 just like all your friends' moms. 101 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,888 And we'll have family dinners and I'll learn to cook. 102 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:49,989 [CHUCKLES] 103 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,158 BARBARA: I know it's a lot. 104 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:55,128 Can you just try to believe us? 105 00:04:58,164 --> 00:04:59,265 Yeah. 106 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:02,202 Mmm. 107 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:06,390 I love you so much. Come here. 108 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:10,276 Come here. You, too. And you, Sylvia. 109 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:12,645 - Sylvia. Come on. - HERB: Come on, Mom. Come on. 110 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:15,215 BARBARA: Come on. You know you want to. 111 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:16,449 Faster. 112 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,918 Okay, okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. 113 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:21,540 BARBARA: There we go. SYLVIA: Oh, my darling. 114 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:24,190 I'm never going to see you again. 115 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:25,759 HERB: Oh, Jesus. 116 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,895 - Wow. - So dramatic all the time. 117 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,230 What are you taking her over there 118 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:31,631 with the schmucks and the condos 119 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:32,999 on the other side of the Hudson? 120 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,670 But we're not going to be in a condo. 121 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:35,468 SYLVIA: And those mafia diners, 122 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:36,670 where they shoot each other... 123 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:37,771 [ARGUING INDISTINCTLY] 124 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:38,872 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 125 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,700 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 126 00:05:58,910 --> 00:05:59,959 [SIGHS] God... 127 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,131 [SIGHS] 128 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,707 God? 129 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,146 Are you there, God? 130 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:25,785 It's me... Margaret Simon. 131 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:29,923 Um... 132 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:34,394 I just wanted... Well... 133 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:38,698 First, I've, I've heard a lot of great things about you. 134 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,305 I don't want to move. 135 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:48,800 I've never lived anywhere but the city, and... 136 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,444 I... I don't want to do this. 137 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:53,613 Please, I'm begging you. 138 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:56,249 Just please, just stop this move from happening. 139 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:04,424 Um, if... if you can't do that... 140 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:10,597 Just please don't let New Jersey be too horrible. 141 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,475 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 142 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,745 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 143 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:45,298 - You're gonna have to hurry up, all right? - Okay, Dad! 144 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,134 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 145 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:56,910 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 146 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:10,900 BARBARA: Okay, you. You need some light. 147 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,494 [SNIFFS] Oh, God. 148 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,970 They smell bad? 149 00:08:17,970 --> 00:08:19,320 Oh, they don't smell good, honey. 150 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:22,635 - You're going to be there very soon. Believe me. - [DOORBELL RINGS] 151 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:23,803 MARGARET: I'll get it. 152 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,807 I already know your name's Margaret 153 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,750 and you're in sixth grade. 154 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:30,643 The real estate agent sent out, 155 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,479 like, a tiny flyer about you to the whole neighborhood. 156 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,347 It was, like, this big and it had your picture. 157 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,716 Oh, okay. 158 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,952 I'm Nancy. I'm in sixth grade, too. 159 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,120 Do you want to come over to my house 160 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,721 and run under the sprinklers with me? 161 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:44,190 Oh. I don't know. 162 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,859 You don't know? 163 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:49,696 Oh, no, no, no. I just mean I'll have to ask. 164 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,498 Um, just a second. 165 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:54,367 - Mom? - Yeah? 166 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,869 There's a girl from the neighborhood 167 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,704 who asked if I could go under the sprinklers with her. 168 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,106 Oh, that's great. Yeah. 169 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:01,641 I need my bathing suit. 170 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:03,900 Good luck finding it in here. 171 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:05,211 That's all right. She can borrow one of mine. 172 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,682 Oh, hello. 173 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,384 Nancy Wheeler. I live in the bigger house up the street. 174 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,419 Come on, let's go. 175 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,960 Whose class are you in at Delano? 176 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,228 Um... 177 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,298 The letter said "Room 18." 178 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,567 I'm in room 18, too! 179 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,968 We were supposed to have Miss Phipps, 180 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:31,400 but she ran off with some guy to California, 181 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,339 so we're going to get a new teacher now. 182 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,574 Come on. Room's upstairs. 183 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:40,747 Voila. 184 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,583 My bathing suit's over here. 185 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:47,620 Um... 186 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:50,156 - Here. It's clean. - Thanks. 187 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,592 - Where should I change? - What's wrong with here? 188 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:57,564 Nothing. I don't mind if you don't mind. 189 00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:59,320 [SCOFFS] Why would I mind? 190 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,148 You're still flat. 191 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:16,883 Um... 192 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:19,319 Well, I'm already growing. See? 193 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,550 I'm going to have a pretty big chest. 194 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,626 You know, coming from New York, 195 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,628 I thought you'd be a lot more grown up. 196 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,763 Have you ever kissed a boy? 197 00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:33,800 You mean, like, really kiss? Like, on the lips? 198 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,635 Yeah. Have you? 199 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,405 Not exactly. 200 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,174 Neither have I, but I practice a lot. 201 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,642 You want to see? 202 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:53,953 [LAUGHING] 203 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,355 What? 204 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,523 - Sorry. - You have to practice 205 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,258 or else you won't be a good kisser. 206 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:01,127 Ready to go? 207 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,129 Sure. 208 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,330 [60'S FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING] 209 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,199 Follow the leader. 210 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,690 Yeah, watch me. 211 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,447 [BOTH LAUGHING] 212 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,170 - I'm a supermodel. - Okay. 213 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,121 [YELPS] 214 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,255 [BOYS LAUGHING] 215 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,858 - Evan, you stupid idiot! - I'm sorry. 216 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,393 You're such a great model, by the way. 217 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,461 Who are they? 218 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,662 It's my dumb brother 219 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:36,696 - and his stupid friend. - Hey. 220 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,598 - Mom! - That was uncalled for. 221 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:39,666 Who are you? 222 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,303 Margaret. Um, we moved in down the street. 223 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,838 Oh, so you're the new people? 224 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,406 Ask your dad if he wants me to cut the lawn. 225 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,841 Five bucks, and I trim, too. 226 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,176 MRS. WHEELER: Evan! Get over here right now! 227 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,445 - [SIGHS] I got to go. - Dude... 228 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:55,982 [BOY GRUNTS] 229 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,560 Got to get us more birdseed. 230 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,692 Yeah. 231 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,728 My name's Moose. Moose Freed. I live down the street, too. 232 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,763 Um... 233 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,298 Yeah, but don't forget to ask your dad 234 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,833 about the lawn thingy. 235 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,202 Yeah. [CHUCKLES] I won't. 236 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,272 [SIGHS] Oh, now I got to go see Evan. 237 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,874 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 238 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,311 Sorry you got stuck with Moose. 239 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,180 Oh, that's okay. 240 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,583 Anyways, listen, Margaret. 241 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,860 I've decided I want you to join my secret club. 242 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:35,588 There's three of us and I'm letting in one more. 243 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,790 But you can't wear socks 244 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,158 or else the others might not want you. 245 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:39,893 Oh. 246 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,280 See you later. 247 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,290 [DOOR OPENS] 248 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,901 MARGARET: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret, again. 249 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,308 It's the first day of school tomorrow. 250 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,876 I met this girl, Nancy. 251 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,245 I don't really know if she liked me. 252 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:04,751 I think she just expected me to be different or something. 253 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:10,256 Anyway, well, it did get me thinking. 254 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,693 Maybe it is time for... 255 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:17,464 things to be happening around here? 256 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,531 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 257 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,200 Come in. 258 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,770 Look. 259 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,138 MARGARET: Anyway, just think about what I mentioned. 260 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,339 BARBARA: It was in with the bathroom stuff. 261 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,807 I found this, too, if you need it. 262 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:28,908 MARGARET: Thanks, God. 263 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:30,677 - Thanks, Mom. - Mmm-hmm. 264 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:31,945 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 265 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,150 Oh, wow, look at you. 266 00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:37,684 BARBARA: Are you ready for your first day? How you feeling? 267 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,519 It's going to be great, right? 268 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:43,230 And if it's not great, first days don't count anyways. 269 00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:44,357 - Right? - BARBARA: Exactly. 270 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,692 - HERB: All right. See you later. - Bye! 271 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,395 - HERB: Bye! - Did I not unpack your socks? 272 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,264 Oh, um, uh... 273 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,365 I don't want socks. 274 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,300 Why? You'll get blisters. 275 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,735 I just don't. 276 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,571 [SUCKS TEETH] Okay. 277 00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,973 [LAWN MOWER STARTS OUTSIDE] 278 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,374 Oh. Oh, wait. Dad! 279 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,378 - Hey, hey, Dad! - Yeah! 280 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,746 - Hey. Um... - Hey. 281 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,449 I forgot to ask you. 282 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,170 Um, a boy named Moose asked 283 00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:13,253 if he can cut our lawn for five bucks. 284 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,889 Moose? Well, tell him thanks, but no, thanks. 285 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,290 I just got a new power mower 286 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,292 and I'm really excited for the grass to grow. 287 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,610 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 288 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:22,996 - All right. Knock 'em dead today, all right, sweetie? - Okay. 289 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,631 - Okay. - Bye. 290 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,601 I just need to warn you one more time about the socks. 291 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,973 - [LIVELY MUSIC CONTINUES] - [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 292 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:54,861 Oh, Margaret's here. 293 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,803 Hello. Good, I thought you'd forget. 294 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:04,938 Guys, this is Margaret, 295 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,373 the one I was telling you about. 296 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,608 - Margaret, this is Janie. - Hi, nice to meet you. 297 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,643 - Yeah, you, too. - And this is Gretchen. 298 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,480 - So, you're the fourth. - Yeah. 299 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,582 Well, you're lucky we saved you a seat. 300 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,840 Or else you'd be sitting next to Norman Fisher. 301 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,489 Ugh. 302 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,924 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, don't look. 303 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,661 Philip Leroy just walked in. 304 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,464 I was praying so hard he'd be in our class. 305 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,699 Who's Philip Leroy? 306 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,801 Take a guess. 307 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,411 Is that our teacher? 308 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,348 Her? [GIGGLES] No. 309 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,984 That's Laura Danker. Stay away from her, okay? 310 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,153 My brother says that 311 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,388 she goes behind the A with him and Moose 312 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,691 - and lets them feel her up. - [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 313 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,495 - [DOOR CLOSES] - [MAN CLEARS THROAT] 314 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,633 Good morning, class. [CHUCKLES] 315 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,101 First, let me introduce myself. 316 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,637 I am Mr. Benedict. 317 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,972 And I'm your new sixth grade teacher. 318 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,760 Please complete the following sentences 319 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,379 so we can get to know each other a little better, yeah? 320 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,949 Now, I'll begin, just to start things off for you guys. 321 00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:25,418 I love that I'm finally 322 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,587 getting to be a teacher for the first time. 323 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,423 I hate... 324 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,592 feeling self-conscious 325 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,993 trying not to feel self-conscious because 326 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,563 then you only feel more self-conscious 327 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,731 and then you're blabbing in front of 328 00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:39,990 a whole bunch of kids. Um... 329 00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,868 I'm looking forward to the year with you all. 330 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,337 Okay, uh, your turn. 331 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:55,749 [WHISPERING] Pass it on. 332 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,791 [GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING] 333 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,597 Yes. Okay. 334 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,806 Can any of you go in here? 335 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,177 Ugh, no. 336 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,130 Back in the box. 337 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:44,764 Okay. All right. Enough. 338 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,533 Enough, enough, enough. 339 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,978 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 340 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,681 - Hello? - Guess who? 341 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,950 Oh. Sylvia, hi. Um... 342 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,687 - Margaret's not home yet. - It's 3:32. 343 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,689 Yeah? 344 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,826 You said she's out at 3:15 and the walk is ten minutes. 345 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,627 Yes, I did say that. But, well... 346 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,929 I'm sure she'll be 347 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,230 walking through that door any minute now. 348 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,265 Well... 349 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,200 Okay. I guess I'll just wait. 350 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,400 Okay. 351 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,875 So, how are you? 352 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:32,379 I am fine. I'm good. Yes. 353 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,581 - And how are you? - Oh, fine. 354 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,170 I read that when you don't have any loved ones around 355 00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:39,519 your life expectancy drops drastically, 356 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,870 but, you know, I've had a good run. 357 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,789 [LAUGHS] 358 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:46,260 You have. You really have. Um... 359 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:48,161 Margaret is here. Just a second. 360 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,398 - It's Grandma. - Oh. Where's the Band-Aids? 361 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,733 Mmm. 362 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,468 - Grandma! - Honey! 363 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,837 How's New Jersey? Are you okay? 364 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,739 You can tell me the truth. 365 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,141 You know, it's actually not that bad. 366 00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:06,179 Well, that's great news! Wonderful news. 367 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,814 Anyway, I was thinking 368 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,750 that you could come visit the weekend after next. 369 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,285 I'll get tickets to a show. 370 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,753 You can stay overnight, 371 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,555 we'll have a little slumber party. 372 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,823 That could be fun, right? 373 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,324 Oh, I'd love that. 374 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,760 Oh, I knew you would. Great. 375 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,629 And I'll tell your mother it was your idea. 376 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,364 - Okay? - Okay. 377 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,333 - Bye. Bye. - Bye, sweetheart. 378 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,735 - Bye. [LAUGHS] - Love you. 379 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,750 Hey, Mom, can I go Nancy's? 380 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,770 Right now? But you just got home. 381 00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:38,478 I haven't even heard about your day yet. 382 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,348 - I know, but can I go? - Can I have one word? 383 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,350 Ugh... Uh? 384 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,484 Is that a word? 385 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:47,320 - Can I go? Bye. - Yes, yes, okay, go. 386 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,489 - I love you. Bye! - Bye! 387 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,459 NANCY: Freddy was like, "Boom, boom, look at me!" 388 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,600 He's like, "Make up your mind!" 389 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,662 - She wants attention. - Obviously. 390 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,630 I know. With her "boobala joobeelee." 391 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,632 - [LAUGHS] - Hi! 392 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,601 We were talking about Laura Danker again. 393 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,771 Yeah. And how she got even bigger over the summer. 394 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,240 Yeah, she looked so grown up. 395 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,175 NANCY: You know she's worn a bra since fourth grade? 396 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:11,440 And I bet you a dollar she gets her period, too. 397 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,912 GRETCHEN: Well, I know for sure someone in the school does. 398 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,248 - How? - I always check the bins. 399 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,117 - You know those little bins in the stall? - Mmm. 400 00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:19,519 All right. Let's get down to business, huh? 401 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,821 - First of all... - Thanks. 402 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,957 ...this secret club is a secret. 403 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:26,793 Nobody tells anybody what happens here, 404 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,194 - all right? - Duh. 405 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,196 NANCY: Second, if you want to be in the club, 406 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:32,650 then you have to follow the rules. 407 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:33,533 What kind of rules? 408 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,236 [SIGHS] Well, I don't know. I'm thinking of them. 409 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,639 Don't rush me. Hmm. 410 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,375 Oh, I have one. 411 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:46,379 If you want to be in the club, then you have to wear a bra. 412 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:49,716 GRETCHEN: I have one. 413 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:53,190 If you guys get your period, you have to tell us about it. 414 00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,421 - Yes. - GRETCHEN: Immediately. 415 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,890 Every detail. Especially how it feels. 416 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:58,158 GRETCHEN: Mmm-hmm. JANIE: Ooh, mine is, 417 00:20:58,158 --> 00:20:59,592 we can make a Boy Book 418 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,227 and write down the names of the boys that we like. 419 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,730 Mmm-hmm! What about you, Margaret? 420 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,980 What's your rule? 421 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,571 Um... 422 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:16,420 Yeah, with the Boy Books, we have to show them 423 00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:20,113 to each other at every meeting and we can't ever lie. 424 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,817 - All right. - [GIGGLES] 425 00:21:23,817 --> 00:21:26,152 NANCY: Let's get this party rolling. 426 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,253 [SOUL MUSIC PLAYING] 427 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:28,455 GRETCHEN: Whoo! 428 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,250 [BARBARA EXHALES] 429 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,360 Okay, honey. 430 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:09,729 [SIGHS] 431 00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:12,866 All right. Mmm. [KISSES] 432 00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:13,933 See you tomorrow. 433 00:22:16,690 --> 00:22:17,337 I want to get a bra. 434 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:21,741 Oh. 435 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,111 You... You think you need one? 436 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,814 Oh, no. Oh, honey. 437 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:31,685 I'm so sorry. No, I just mean that, uh... 438 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:33,119 Bras are kind of a pain, 439 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,522 so you know, why start sooner 440 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,890 than you need to? 441 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:41,461 But if you want one, we... we can get you one. 442 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,462 Well, yeah. 443 00:22:43,263 --> 00:22:44,364 So you want one? 444 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,498 Yes. I already said that. 445 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:48,368 Right. Okay. 446 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:52,372 Great. Well, all right. Well, then, we will do that. 447 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:55,375 - This week? - Yes. Good night. 448 00:22:55,375 --> 00:23:00,130 Good night. Good night, my sweet. Okay. 449 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,781 MARGARET: So glad that's over with, God. 450 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,216 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 451 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:09,389 [PARENTS TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 452 00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:12,659 WOMAN: I'm sorry. Hold on, just a moment. 453 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,795 Are you here for the PTA meeting? 454 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:19,265 Oh, yes. Hi, hi. I'm Barbara Simon. 455 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:22,936 Oh, Barbara! I'm Jan Wheeler. Nancy's mother. 456 00:23:22,936 --> 00:23:25,372 - I met Margaret. - Oh, oh. 457 00:23:25,372 --> 00:23:27,107 We're just about to get started, so please come in. 458 00:23:27,107 --> 00:23:28,942 - Have a seat. - Okay, thank you. 459 00:23:28,942 --> 00:23:30,276 - All right. - Just anywhere is fine? 460 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:31,711 - Here. Just right here. - Okay, okay. 461 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,713 Here we go. 462 00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:37,984 Thank you all for coming. 463 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:40,620 Delano is nothing without its dedicated parents. 464 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,122 Let's dive right in and get started 465 00:23:42,122 --> 00:23:43,723 the way we do every year, 466 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,725 by forming our committees. 467 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:48,628 First up, we have the Campus Improvement Committee. 468 00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:49,729 Any volunteers? 469 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,431 Ooh. Okay. 470 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,733 Oh. Wonderful. 471 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:57,303 Uh-huh. Barbara, I got you. Okay. 472 00:23:57,303 --> 00:24:00,473 Next, the Delano Social Committee. 473 00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:02,208 Sure, yeah. Okay. 474 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:05,612 - Okay. - [LAUGHS LIGHTLY] Great. 475 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,747 All right. The Fundraising Committee. 476 00:24:10,350 --> 00:24:11,551 Good for you, Barbara. 477 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,190 This is going to be great. 478 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,188 All right, pencils down. 479 00:24:15,188 --> 00:24:17,724 Kindly pass your worksheets forward. 480 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,626 How'd you do, Margaret? 481 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:20,727 MARGARET: I think I did pretty good. 482 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:21,995 All right, uh... 483 00:24:21,995 --> 00:24:24,497 Before the bell, I want to share some news 484 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:27,670 that I think will make you all very happy. 485 00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:30,103 [CHUCKLES] Now that you all are in the sixth grade, 486 00:24:30,103 --> 00:24:34,240 you'll get to do a full, year-long research project. 487 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,900 - [STUDENTS GROANING] - Yes! 488 00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:37,477 BOY: The worst. 489 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,779 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 490 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:40,947 Margaret, I would like to talk to you 491 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:42,949 for a moment after class. 492 00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:45,452 Uh-oh. What'd you do, Margaret? 493 00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:53,360 - Hi. - Please have a seat. 494 00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:57,897 So basically, I'm just having little chats 495 00:24:57,897 --> 00:25:00,133 with each student in advance of your research projects 496 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:01,601 to answer any questions 497 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:03,703 or perhaps guide you toward a topic of choice. 498 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:05,805 Oh. 499 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:08,375 And I read your getting-to-know-you paper. 500 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,410 And I noticed under the "I hate" section, 501 00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:13,246 you wrote "religious holidays." 502 00:25:13,246 --> 00:25:16,490 Which I... I found curious. 503 00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:22,880 If you don't want to share, you don't... 504 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:23,256 You don't have to, Margaret. 505 00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:25,625 Oh, no. It's just, um... 506 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,527 I guess I just don't like those holidays 507 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:29,529 because I don't celebrate any of them. 508 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:31,798 My dad is Jewish and my mom's Christian, 509 00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:34,701 so instead of picking which religion I am, uh, 510 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,636 they just decided that I wouldn't have one 511 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,805 and I can choose when I grow up. 512 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:42,800 And have you given that much thought? 513 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,177 Not really. My grandma wants me to be Jewish. 514 00:25:44,177 --> 00:25:45,378 And your other grandparents 515 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:47,647 want you to be Christian, I imagine. 516 00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:49,249 I don't know. I've never met them before. 517 00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:50,950 They live in Ohio. 518 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,452 So you've never met them at all? 519 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:55,755 - No. - Oh. 520 00:25:56,856 --> 00:26:00,126 Well, if I may suggest it, 521 00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:03,196 I feel like "religion" could be 522 00:26:03,196 --> 00:26:05,331 a very compelling research topic for you. 523 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:10,403 SYLVIA: [ON PHONE] Tickets are tenth row, 524 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:13,600 dead center, very hard to get. 525 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,974 - Tell her that. - BARBARA: I will. 526 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:17,177 - Is she excited? - She's excited. 527 00:26:17,177 --> 00:26:20,180 Well, I mean, is she excited or is she just excited? 528 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,349 She's excited. 529 00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:24,918 Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll let you go. Well, I'm excited! 530 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,720 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 531 00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:29,155 MARGARET: Hey. 532 00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:30,757 - Hey. - What happened to the couch? 533 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,793 Uh, it's time to turn over a new leaf. 534 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:36,329 I was thinking maybe something modern? 535 00:26:36,329 --> 00:26:38,765 I don't know. I have to think about it. How was school? 536 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:41,167 You're home a little later than usual, huh? 537 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:43,360 Yeah. 538 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,390 Hey. How come I've never met your mom or dad? 539 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:48,908 Um... 540 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,744 Well, what made you think about that? 541 00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:52,479 Just wondering. 542 00:26:52,479 --> 00:26:55,810 I mean, I know that we don't see them 543 00:26:55,810 --> 00:26:56,916 because they're so far away, 544 00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:58,618 but why don't we even talk to them? 545 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:03,223 We just, we just don't. 546 00:27:03,223 --> 00:27:05,325 It's, uh... It's, um... 547 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:08,610 It's such a long story. 548 00:27:08,610 --> 00:27:09,496 What do you mean? 549 00:27:09,496 --> 00:27:12,165 I mean, I'll tell you another time. 550 00:27:12,165 --> 00:27:13,800 Why can't you just tell me now? 551 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:15,969 [SIGHS] 552 00:27:17,337 --> 00:27:18,338 Um... 553 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,679 [SIGHS] I just... 554 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:31,918 Look, I just... 555 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:34,821 Uh... 556 00:27:36,189 --> 00:27:38,558 So, um... 557 00:27:38,558 --> 00:27:41,428 We don't see my parents because, um... 558 00:27:43,563 --> 00:27:45,231 They don't want to. 559 00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:48,100 What? 560 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,804 My mom and dad are very, very devout Christians, and... 561 00:27:51,705 --> 00:27:53,273 before you were born, 562 00:27:53,273 --> 00:27:57,100 when your dad and I first fell in love, 563 00:27:57,100 --> 00:28:01,648 um, they told me that it would be very hard for them 564 00:28:01,648 --> 00:28:03,249 to, uh, have a... 565 00:28:04,284 --> 00:28:05,285 Sorry. 566 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,121 Jewish son-in-law. 567 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:09,522 They told me it would be very hard for them 568 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:12,258 to have a Jewish son-in-law. 569 00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,794 And that if I wanted to marry him, 570 00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,963 that was my business, but 571 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:19,532 I wouldn't be their daughter anymore. 572 00:28:21,340 --> 00:28:22,602 But you are their daughter. 573 00:28:26,673 --> 00:28:31,311 Mmm-hmm. [SNIFFLES] I guess, um, what I mean is that, um... 574 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:36,282 They just didn't want me in their life anymore. 575 00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:39,686 So, I'm not. 576 00:28:44,691 --> 00:28:47,894 - [VOICE BREAKING] Mom. - It's okay. Oh, honey. 577 00:28:48,595 --> 00:28:49,996 [MOANS] 578 00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:51,865 It was a long time ago. 579 00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:55,135 I have you guys. 580 00:28:55,135 --> 00:28:57,737 Okay, you know what? I took Dad to the station 581 00:28:57,737 --> 00:28:59,172 so we could have the car 582 00:28:59,172 --> 00:29:00,774 because we're supposed to go shopping, remember? 583 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:03,376 Remember? Bras? 584 00:29:03,376 --> 00:29:04,744 Whoo-hoo. 585 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,882 MARGARET: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 586 00:29:09,482 --> 00:29:10,517 [SIGHS] 587 00:29:10,517 --> 00:29:12,452 I can't believe this. 588 00:29:12,452 --> 00:29:14,654 What kind of parents would do that? 589 00:29:14,654 --> 00:29:16,389 And blame it on religion? 590 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:20,660 God, please take care of my mom. 591 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:21,895 She's a good person. 592 00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:24,197 - She's nice to everyone. - You're welcome. 593 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:25,932 MARGARET: Even when she doesn't need to be. 594 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:27,670 - Thank you. - Can't forget about you. 595 00:29:28,735 --> 00:29:30,737 MARGARET: I don't know why this happened. 596 00:29:30,737 --> 00:29:33,773 But please, somehow, make it all okay. 597 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:35,975 And here are the bras. 598 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,780 MARGARET: Oh, also, I'm getting a bra today. 599 00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:39,779 I'd like something to put in it, please. 600 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,480 Excuse me. 601 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,510 Uh, we're looking for a bra for my daughter. 602 00:29:45,510 --> 00:29:48,321 Hmm. Well, we don't have many that small. 603 00:29:48,321 --> 00:29:49,989 But come with me, dear, I'll measure you. 604 00:29:54,494 --> 00:29:55,628 Arms up, dear. 605 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:02,569 Hmm. 606 00:30:02,569 --> 00:30:06,106 Barely a 28. Not even a double-A. 607 00:30:06,106 --> 00:30:07,574 Your best bet is going to be to go with 608 00:30:07,574 --> 00:30:09,342 - one of these Gro-Bras here. - It's okay. 609 00:30:09,342 --> 00:30:12,245 So, one day, when you do grow, it'll grow with you. 610 00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:13,980 Okay. Thank you very much. 611 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,160 - WOMAN: Sure. - Thanks, we'll just go try it on. 612 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,689 - Um... - Hmm? Oh. 613 00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:24,958 Yeah. Can I just... I'll just... Yep. 614 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:27,930 Here we go. 615 00:30:27,930 --> 00:30:29,462 [SIGHS] This is always the tough bit. 616 00:30:29,462 --> 00:30:32,320 I can't even do this to this day. 617 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,602 Okay. All right. Can I see? 618 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:41,708 - How's that feel? - I cannot wait to take it off. 619 00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:44,244 Yeah. Welcome to womanhood. 620 00:30:46,813 --> 00:30:48,381 [CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 621 00:30:53,553 --> 00:30:54,554 [CHILDREN YELLING] 622 00:31:14,607 --> 00:31:15,842 Oh, hello. 623 00:31:15,842 --> 00:31:16,910 Hello. 624 00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:19,913 Look at you. Working the land. 625 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:22,482 Heavy machinery, ouch. 626 00:31:22,482 --> 00:31:24,584 Be better if I take my shirt off or it's too much? 627 00:31:24,584 --> 00:31:25,852 Not for me. 628 00:31:26,586 --> 00:31:27,654 - [ENGINE STARTS] - Ooh. 629 00:31:27,654 --> 00:31:29,890 There it is, yeah. 630 00:31:31,424 --> 00:31:33,326 You ever been kissed in the suburbs? 631 00:31:44,371 --> 00:31:46,373 God damn it! [GROANS] 632 00:31:46,373 --> 00:31:49,275 BARBARA: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you lose a finger? 633 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:53,179 It does say, "Stop the engine motor 634 00:31:53,179 --> 00:31:55,115 "before cleaning the mower, unclogging the chute." 635 00:31:55,115 --> 00:31:56,449 Whose side are you on? 636 00:31:56,449 --> 00:31:57,984 Well, no, you turn off the motor before you... 637 00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:59,119 I'm fine. 638 00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:00,820 You have to turn the motor off, Dad. 639 00:32:01,521 --> 00:32:03,456 [LAWN MOWER RUNNING] 640 00:32:10,563 --> 00:32:11,898 NANCY: Well, time for Boy Books, everyone. 641 00:32:12,632 --> 00:32:13,733 Who wants to go first? 642 00:32:13,733 --> 00:32:15,101 Like it matters. 643 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:17,303 We all already know who everyone put down. 644 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:20,106 ALL: Philip Leroy! 645 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:21,541 NANCY: He's so cute. 646 00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:22,909 GRETCHEN: It's been the same since second grade. 647 00:32:22,909 --> 00:32:24,277 Well, he looks better this year. 648 00:32:24,277 --> 00:32:25,879 - GRETCHEN: Really? - Yes. He must have gone 649 00:32:25,879 --> 00:32:27,280 - to the beach or something. - He doesn't look 650 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,282 - any different. - Who'd you put down, Margaret? 651 00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:32,520 - Yeah, I put him, too. - [CHUCKLES] 652 00:32:34,721 --> 00:32:37,230 -"we must increase our bust." - [GIRLS SHRIEKING] 653 00:32:37,230 --> 00:32:39,325 Shut up! You're so stupid! 654 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:40,460 - Shut up! - EVAN: I can feel it working! 655 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,328 [YELLS] Mom! 656 00:32:43,930 --> 00:32:45,165 BARBARA: Grandma said she'll pick you up 657 00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:46,299 right where you pull in. 658 00:32:46,299 --> 00:32:47,634 - Yes. - I don't want you to talk to 659 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:48,735 anybody on the bus. 660 00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:49,936 - Especially men. - Right. 661 00:32:49,936 --> 00:32:51,171 And you find a nice seat by yourself... 662 00:32:51,171 --> 00:32:53,390 - Okay. Okay, Dad. - ...by the bus driver. 663 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:54,574 Um, excuse me, sir, this young lady, 664 00:32:54,574 --> 00:32:56,209 she's traveling by herself today 665 00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:57,444 and I was just wondering if you could keep an eye on her? 666 00:32:57,444 --> 00:32:58,578 - DRIVER: Sure, lady. - Mom, come on. 667 00:32:58,578 --> 00:32:59,679 Okay, good bye. Good bye. 668 00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:00,947 - It's going to be fun. Bye. - Bye! 669 00:33:01,681 --> 00:33:02,782 - Okay. Have fun. - See ya. 670 00:33:02,782 --> 00:33:04,317 Right there, right there! 671 00:33:06,353 --> 00:33:07,654 HERB: Good. BARBARA: There you go. 672 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:10,900 - See ya! - Independence is good, right? 673 00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:13,760 MARGARET: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 674 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:17,630 I'm a little nervous, actually, about being alone, 675 00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:18,598 so can you just 676 00:33:18,598 --> 00:33:20,400 not let anything really horrible happen? 677 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:24,804 Oh, good. That makes me feel a little better. 678 00:33:24,804 --> 00:33:26,172 [BUS BRAKES HISS] 679 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,944 You know, maybe I will do my school project on religion. 680 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:36,383 I think it's finally time for me to decide what to be, God. 681 00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:38,918 You wouldn't mind, would you? 682 00:33:39,819 --> 00:33:41,654 I'll tell you all about it. 683 00:33:41,654 --> 00:33:44,570 And I promise I won't make any decisions without you first. 684 00:33:44,570 --> 00:33:46,259 [AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING] 685 00:33:54,934 --> 00:33:56,503 [BUS BRAKES HISS] 686 00:33:56,503 --> 00:33:58,438 ♪ I am the very model Of a modern Major-General 687 00:33:58,438 --> 00:34:00,840 ♪ I've information vegetable Animal, and mineral 688 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,375 ♪ I know the kings of England 689 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:03,810 ♪ And I quote The fights historical... ♪ 690 00:34:03,810 --> 00:34:04,878 Grandma! 691 00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:06,446 Darling, you made it. 692 00:34:06,446 --> 00:34:10,160 Oh, look at you! You look gorgeous. 693 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,217 So do you. Your hair's red. 694 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:12,852 Yes, everybody thinks I'm a showgirl. 695 00:34:12,852 --> 00:34:14,521 Come on, we'll drop your bag with the doorman 696 00:34:14,521 --> 00:34:16,890 and then, we're gonna scoot to the Delacorte. 697 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:18,291 ♪ With many cheerful facts 698 00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:19,159 ♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse 699 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:20,527 ♪ With many cheerful facts 700 00:34:20,527 --> 00:34:21,594 ♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse 701 00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:22,962 ♪ With many cheerful facts 702 00:34:22,962 --> 00:34:24,698 ♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse 703 00:34:24,698 --> 00:34:26,433 [AUDIENCE CHUCKLES] 704 00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:28,668 ♪ Then I can write a washing Bill in Babylonic cuneiform 705 00:34:28,668 --> 00:34:30,770 ♪ And tell you every detail Of Caractacus's uniform 706 00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:32,772 ♪ In short, in matters Vegetable, animal, and mineral 707 00:34:32,772 --> 00:34:35,542 ♪ I am the very model Of a modern Major-General 708 00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:37,744 ♪ In short, in matters Vegetable, animal, and mineral 709 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:39,779 ♪ He is the very model Of a modern Major-General ♪ 710 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,719 SYLVIA: Wait, a minute. Okay. You should always 711 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,321 put your hand lotion on last thing at night. 712 00:34:48,321 --> 00:34:49,489 And then, some ladies 713 00:34:49,489 --> 00:34:51,257 put gloves on over that to sleep in. 714 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,259 - You know why? - [GIGGLING] No. 715 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,628 Okay. You have to promise not to tell anybody this, 716 00:34:55,628 --> 00:34:56,763 what I'm going to tell you now. 717 00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:59,265 - Okay? Okay, swear? - Okay. I swear. 718 00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:00,633 So, I actually did this. 719 00:35:00,633 --> 00:35:02,135 I got a really fabulous hand cream 720 00:35:02,135 --> 00:35:03,570 and I bought these white gloves 721 00:35:03,570 --> 00:35:05,500 - and I put them on. All right. - Oh! 722 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,700 No, I did, I did. And so, I'm lying there, like, 723 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:08,308 I must've been asleep, 724 00:35:08,308 --> 00:35:09,576 and you know, and I must've gone like this 725 00:35:09,576 --> 00:35:11,911 and I was, like, "Ah! Who's in here?" 726 00:35:11,911 --> 00:35:14,881 [LAUGHING] Because I couldn't feel my own hands. 727 00:35:16,449 --> 00:35:18,184 - [BOTH LAUGHING] - I was frightened. 728 00:35:20,353 --> 00:35:24,958 Oh, God. You are a fab... I had the best time tonight. 729 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:27,627 - It was amazing. - You are a great date, toots. 730 00:35:27,627 --> 00:35:29,396 Oh, my gosh. You are. 731 00:35:29,396 --> 00:35:32,632 [SIGHS] Lordy, Lordy. 732 00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:35,168 Before I forget, if you hear, like, a [SNORES] 733 00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:36,770 or a [BLOWS RASPBERRY] it's not me. 734 00:35:37,637 --> 00:35:39,172 Okay? You're just dreaming 735 00:35:39,172 --> 00:35:41,410 and you're dreaming. All right? 736 00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:43,109 Okay. Sweet dreams. 737 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,780 [SYLVIA SIGHS] 738 00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:53,386 Hey, Grandma. 739 00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:55,255 Yeah, sugar. 740 00:35:56,856 --> 00:35:59,125 Do you think maybe I could go 741 00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:00,760 to the temple with you sometime? 742 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,329 [GASPS] You bet you can. 743 00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:05,965 Really? Really? 744 00:36:06,566 --> 00:36:08,134 Yeah. 745 00:36:08,134 --> 00:36:11,204 We'll go in the morning. I got to find what to wear. 746 00:36:12,539 --> 00:36:14,641 MAN: Welcome. 747 00:36:14,641 --> 00:36:17,677 - Welcome. - My granddaughter is here with me today. 748 00:36:17,677 --> 00:36:18,978 Shabbat Shalom. 749 00:36:18,978 --> 00:36:21,548 My granddaughter. My granddaughter. 750 00:36:26,453 --> 00:36:29,890 There's the rabbi. He's the best in the city. 751 00:36:29,890 --> 00:36:31,157 Two hours, in and out, bing, bang, boom. 752 00:36:32,158 --> 00:36:33,793 Welcome, dear friends. 753 00:36:33,793 --> 00:36:35,161 Oh, it's starting. 754 00:36:35,161 --> 00:36:36,663 Shabbat Shalom. 755 00:36:36,663 --> 00:36:38,264 CONGREGATION: Shabbat Shalom. 756 00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:40,266 Shabbat Shalom means "hello," "goodbye," 757 00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:42,135 "peace and harmony," and other stuff. 758 00:36:42,135 --> 00:36:43,703 RABBI: ...in thanks to God this morning. 759 00:36:43,703 --> 00:36:48,410 We open our prayer books and we turn to page 26. 760 00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:52,912 [RABBI READING IN HEBREW] 761 00:37:04,424 --> 00:37:06,459 [WOMAN SINGING IN HEBREW] 762 00:37:19,406 --> 00:37:20,707 RABBI: [IN ENGLISH] Agree to the terms 763 00:37:20,707 --> 00:37:22,642 of their covenant with God. 764 00:37:22,642 --> 00:37:24,344 CONGREGATION: Shabbat Shalom. 765 00:37:24,344 --> 00:37:25,845 Oh, that was lovely. 766 00:37:25,845 --> 00:37:26,880 Oh! 767 00:37:28,481 --> 00:37:31,618 Oh, sweetheart. Congratulations. 768 00:37:31,618 --> 00:37:33,319 Mazel tov.[CHUCKLES] 769 00:37:36,156 --> 00:37:37,490 MARGARET: I don't know, God. 770 00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:39,759 The people seem nice and I like the music, 771 00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:43,897 but I guess I expected something else? 772 00:37:43,897 --> 00:37:47,934 I don't know what exactly. A feeling, maybe? 773 00:37:49,502 --> 00:37:51,805 I can't believe that she took you to temple 774 00:37:51,805 --> 00:37:53,106 without even asking us. 775 00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:54,474 I'm honestly surprised it took her so long. 776 00:37:54,474 --> 00:37:56,676 I told you guys that it was my idea. 777 00:37:56,676 --> 00:37:58,678 I just wanted to try it out. 778 00:37:58,678 --> 00:38:00,947 I'm going to try church, too, Mom, so don't freak out. 779 00:38:00,947 --> 00:38:02,480 I don't care about church. 780 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,616 I don't want you to go to church. 781 00:38:03,616 --> 00:38:05,652 I don't think you should be bothering yourself 782 00:38:05,652 --> 00:38:07,320 with any of this stuff right now. 783 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,222 You said that I can choose my own religion when I grow up. 784 00:38:09,222 --> 00:38:11,491 Yeah, when you grow up. When you're an adult. 785 00:38:11,491 --> 00:38:12,959 I'm almost 12. 786 00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:15,362 - That's almost an adult. - [LAUGHING] Honey, no. 787 00:38:16,930 --> 00:38:19,466 - Margaret. [SIGHS] Honey. - [OVEN DINGS] 788 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,634 I shouldn't have laughed. 789 00:38:21,634 --> 00:38:23,970 - It was funny. - I just... 790 00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:25,672 I don't want her to go through any of it. 791 00:38:25,672 --> 00:38:28,375 I don't either. But it might not be the worst thing. 792 00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:30,844 Think about it. 793 00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:32,379 What does that mean? 794 00:38:32,846 --> 00:38:33,913 Well... 795 00:38:35,382 --> 00:38:37,350 she'll go to a couple of endless services 796 00:38:37,350 --> 00:38:38,785 and then, she'll realize how lucky she was 797 00:38:38,785 --> 00:38:39,953 we never made her go. 798 00:38:41,870 --> 00:38:42,956 Know what got me off going to temple? 799 00:38:42,956 --> 00:38:45,910 - What? - Going to temple. 800 00:38:45,910 --> 00:38:46,426 You don't understand a word they're saying. 801 00:38:46,426 --> 00:38:47,727 And you sit there for a long time. 802 00:38:49,295 --> 00:38:51,231 Oh, honey. Oh. 803 00:38:51,231 --> 00:38:53,330 - What? - I am so sorry. I am... 804 00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:54,734 - What? - I swear I'm going to 805 00:38:54,734 --> 00:38:56,503 buy the furniture. 806 00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:57,971 This is all I need. 807 00:38:57,971 --> 00:38:59,172 Look at it. And look... 808 00:39:01,808 --> 00:39:03,900 Oh, God! 809 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,246 Find me a couch that does this. 810 00:39:06,246 --> 00:39:08,480 - [LAUGHING] - Okay? 811 00:39:10,617 --> 00:39:13,186 You know how ugly the ceiling in our gymnasium is? 812 00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:14,754 - It is. - Yes, it is. 813 00:39:14,754 --> 00:39:18,558 We'll have it refinished, paint it completely black 814 00:39:18,558 --> 00:39:21,995 and then we'll cut out little stars 815 00:39:23,163 --> 00:39:25,598 and recreate the night sky. 816 00:39:25,598 --> 00:39:26,900 [WOMEN EXCLAIM] 817 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,301 - Oh, that's sweet. - How lovely. 818 00:39:28,301 --> 00:39:30,470 So how many stars would we need? 819 00:39:31,604 --> 00:39:34,174 Oh, I was thinking five or 10,000. 820 00:39:34,174 --> 00:39:36,443 [WOMEN EXCLAIM AND CHUCKLE] 821 00:39:36,443 --> 00:39:37,744 MRS. WHEELER: It shouldn't take us long. 822 00:39:37,744 --> 00:39:39,546 I've got some scissors right here. 823 00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:41,981 Okay. [LAUGHS] 824 00:39:41,981 --> 00:39:43,160 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING] 825 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,417 Promenade right. 826 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,189 Now, single file. 827 00:39:52,492 --> 00:39:54,928 And that's it. Yeah! 828 00:39:54,928 --> 00:39:56,363 - [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] - All right, great. 829 00:39:56,363 --> 00:39:58,431 It's the effort that counts. Have a good evening. 830 00:39:58,431 --> 00:40:00,800 - I'm so glad this is done. - Yeah, that sucked. 831 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,168 - It took forever. - Norman's horrible. 832 00:40:02,168 --> 00:40:04,804 [GIGGLING] 833 00:40:04,804 --> 00:40:07,941 [WHISPERING] Guys. Gretchen got the book. 834 00:40:07,941 --> 00:40:10,243 - [WHISPERING] What book? - NANCY: You know... 835 00:40:10,243 --> 00:40:12,946 My dad's anatomy book that I told you about? 836 00:40:16,820 --> 00:40:17,384 ♪ Jesus 837 00:40:17,384 --> 00:40:19,686 - ♪ Hey, God - ♪ Jesus 838 00:40:21,321 --> 00:40:23,957 ♪ I'm gonna tell everybody 839 00:40:23,957 --> 00:40:27,193 ♪ Not to be afraid... 840 00:40:27,193 --> 00:40:28,895 MARGARET: I don't know if I got the feeling, God, 841 00:40:28,895 --> 00:40:31,197 but I'm sure in a good mood. 842 00:40:31,197 --> 00:40:35,235 SINGER: ♪ The kingdom of Jesus 843 00:40:35,235 --> 00:40:38,710 ♪ Has come ♪ 844 00:40:39,673 --> 00:40:42,750 [CHEERY CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING] 845 00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:44,770 [SHOVELING SNOW] 846 00:40:47,681 --> 00:40:49,549 [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY] 847 00:40:49,549 --> 00:40:51,217 [INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 848 00:40:59,659 --> 00:41:01,610 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 849 00:41:01,610 --> 00:41:03,496 [HUMMING SOFTLY] 850 00:41:19,546 --> 00:41:20,747 [SIGHS] 851 00:41:48,341 --> 00:41:49,609 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 852 00:41:50,610 --> 00:41:51,578 [COUNTRY MUSIC CONTINUES] 853 00:41:56,349 --> 00:41:59,552 Hey, what are you doing? Are those Christmas cards? 854 00:41:59,552 --> 00:42:00,887 Uh, New Year's cards. 855 00:42:00,887 --> 00:42:02,355 Um, I'm trying to get on top of it this year. 856 00:42:02,355 --> 00:42:04,224 - Yeah. - Um, oh, there's the mailman. 857 00:42:04,224 --> 00:42:05,658 - Can you... You've got your boots on? - Yeah. 858 00:42:05,658 --> 00:42:07,227 - Can you just run those out to him? - Sure. 859 00:42:07,227 --> 00:42:08,628 - Thank you, honey. - Of course. 860 00:42:11,564 --> 00:42:13,500 - Thank you. - Thank you. 861 00:42:27,781 --> 00:42:29,490 Norman Fisher? 862 00:42:30,350 --> 00:42:31,785 BARBARA: So, who's Norman Fisher? 863 00:42:31,785 --> 00:42:34,220 This weird kid in my class. 864 00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:35,689 I don't even know why he invited me. 865 00:42:35,689 --> 00:42:37,230 I barely know him. 866 00:42:37,230 --> 00:42:41,828 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 867 00:42:41,828 --> 00:42:43,630 - Hello? - Did you get invited 868 00:42:43,630 --> 00:42:45,498 to stupid Norman Fisher's birthday party? 869 00:42:45,498 --> 00:42:46,700 Yeah. You did, too? 870 00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:48,234 Everyone did. The whole class. 871 00:42:48,234 --> 00:42:50,403 Janie, Gretchen, everyone. Even Philip Leroy. 872 00:42:50,403 --> 00:42:53,239 - Even Laura Danker? - I said everybody. 873 00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,542 Anyways, my mom talked to Norman's mom 874 00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:57,770 and I guess it's a big deal dinner party. 875 00:42:57,770 --> 00:42:59,790 We have to look extremely nice. 876 00:42:59,979 --> 00:43:02,248 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 877 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:07,954 Ow! 878 00:43:07,954 --> 00:43:09,489 Ready? Lean on back. 879 00:43:11,925 --> 00:43:13,590 No. No, no, no. 880 00:43:14,227 --> 00:43:15,962 Where are my shoes? 881 00:43:16,996 --> 00:43:17,997 Oh, my God! 882 00:43:21,668 --> 00:43:22,669 Mom! 883 00:43:26,306 --> 00:43:27,640 JANIE'S MOTHER: There we go. 884 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,310 Oh, this is gonna look so pre... Stop moving! 885 00:43:34,381 --> 00:43:37,717 - We are done. - Yes! 886 00:43:37,717 --> 00:43:39,252 Okay, we're done. Come on. Mom. 887 00:43:39,252 --> 00:43:40,453 MRS. POTTER: Perfect. One more for your body. One more. 888 00:43:40,453 --> 00:43:42,422 Okay, let's go. Mom, no! 889 00:43:42,422 --> 00:43:44,891 MRS. POTTER: Okay. Wait. One more time. Please. 890 00:43:44,891 --> 00:43:46,459 I'm going to get these printed. 891 00:43:46,459 --> 00:43:48,128 - It's weird. - Okay, here. Just push them... 892 00:43:48,128 --> 00:43:49,729 Lick them with your fingers and stick it back. 893 00:43:49,729 --> 00:43:50,864 You got to go, you got to go. 894 00:43:50,864 --> 00:43:53,600 [GIRLS CHEERING] 895 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,435 Bye! Thank you, Jan. 896 00:43:55,435 --> 00:43:57,971 [CHEERING CONTINUES] 897 00:43:57,971 --> 00:43:59,239 GRETCHEN: My God, 898 00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:00,540 I am so excited for all of us to do this. 899 00:44:00,540 --> 00:44:01,608 [CHATTERING EXCITEDLY] 900 00:44:01,608 --> 00:44:03,677 [MUZAK PLAYING] 901 00:44:06,112 --> 00:44:07,280 All right, I'll just, um... 902 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,249 - Just, just... - NORMAN'S MOTHER: Okay. 903 00:44:09,249 --> 00:44:12,118 I'll just... Yeah, okay. Have fun. 904 00:44:15,622 --> 00:44:18,291 [70S POP MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] 905 00:44:20,927 --> 00:44:22,620 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 906 00:44:25,765 --> 00:44:26,933 [BLOWS] 907 00:44:29,202 --> 00:44:30,370 He's hilarious. 908 00:44:36,810 --> 00:44:38,440 How come she never talks to anybody? 909 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,579 I don't know. 910 00:44:39,579 --> 00:44:41,915 Because she's too busy doing other stuff, that's why. 911 00:44:41,915 --> 00:44:43,383 [GIGGLING] 912 00:44:43,383 --> 00:44:44,617 [SPOON CLANKING ON GLASS] 913 00:44:44,617 --> 00:44:46,586 Now, if everybody's had enough to eat, 914 00:44:46,586 --> 00:44:49,823 we can start the games. 915 00:44:49,823 --> 00:44:51,191 The games? 916 00:44:51,191 --> 00:44:53,393 [GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING] 917 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:57,330 NORMAN: I'll spin first. 918 00:45:09,342 --> 00:45:11,177 [CHILDREN GIGGLING] 919 00:45:11,177 --> 00:45:13,213 ALL: Ooh! 920 00:45:14,381 --> 00:45:15,348 [GIGGLES] 921 00:45:22,956 --> 00:45:25,525 Okay. Now, it's Janie's turn to spin. 922 00:45:32,532 --> 00:45:34,434 [ALL LAUGHING] 923 00:45:34,434 --> 00:45:36,870 - This is a great party. - Do we have to play this game? 924 00:45:36,870 --> 00:45:39,639 Well then, let's play a different game, huh? 925 00:45:39,639 --> 00:45:42,375 I have one. It's called Two Minutes in the Closet. 926 00:45:42,876 --> 00:45:44,100 What's that? 927 00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:45,512 Well, we all get a number, 928 00:45:45,512 --> 00:45:48,348 and then somebody will call out, like, number six 929 00:45:48,348 --> 00:45:49,516 and then those two 930 00:45:49,516 --> 00:45:51,584 will go into the closet and, you know... 931 00:45:51,584 --> 00:45:53,520 ALL: Ooh! 932 00:45:58,124 --> 00:45:59,726 Number three. 933 00:46:03,863 --> 00:46:05,310 Who's number three? 934 00:46:05,310 --> 00:46:07,267 Somebody's got to be number three. 935 00:46:11,538 --> 00:46:14,140 [ALL LAUGHING] 936 00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:17,711 Go ahead. Into the bathroom. 937 00:46:17,711 --> 00:46:20,460 Somebody get Freddy a step stool. 938 00:46:20,460 --> 00:46:21,848 [ALL LAUGH] 939 00:46:30,857 --> 00:46:32,125 What do you think they're doing? 940 00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:34,260 - [SHUSHING] - I'm sorry. 941 00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:35,495 [BATHROOM DOOR OPENS] 942 00:46:37,464 --> 00:46:40,900 ALL: Ooh! 943 00:46:42,469 --> 00:46:43,570 You're next. 944 00:46:46,439 --> 00:46:50,910 I pick number... 12. 945 00:46:58,840 --> 00:46:59,850 What? 946 00:46:59,919 --> 00:47:00,920 You're 12? 947 00:47:03,456 --> 00:47:05,725 ALL: Ooh! 948 00:47:05,725 --> 00:47:07,727 [SOUL MUSIC PLAYING] 949 00:47:16,603 --> 00:47:17,804 Nice. 950 00:47:18,538 --> 00:47:19,539 Sorry. 951 00:47:45,999 --> 00:47:48,201 Margaret, turn around. 952 00:47:58,144 --> 00:47:59,212 Um... 953 00:47:59,946 --> 00:48:00,980 So... 954 00:48:02,849 --> 00:48:03,950 Hi. 955 00:48:04,651 --> 00:48:05,652 Hey. 956 00:48:07,487 --> 00:48:08,421 So... 957 00:48:15,929 --> 00:48:17,530 [DOOR OPENS] 958 00:48:19,232 --> 00:48:21,000 [CHILDREN CHEERING] 959 00:48:27,941 --> 00:48:29,709 [HYMN PLAYING ON ORGAN] 960 00:48:32,379 --> 00:48:34,114 NANCY: So, the kiss was really good? 961 00:48:34,114 --> 00:48:37,550 They were pretty good kisses. Yeah. 962 00:48:37,550 --> 00:48:40,720 Kisses? He kissed you more than once? 963 00:48:41,988 --> 00:48:43,723 Like, how many times? 964 00:48:43,723 --> 00:48:45,258 About five, I think. 965 00:48:46,426 --> 00:48:48,561 I don't know. I think I lost count. 966 00:48:51,131 --> 00:48:52,899 I know I shouldn't be enjoying this, God, 967 00:48:52,899 --> 00:48:55,668 but it's just too good. 968 00:48:55,668 --> 00:48:57,837 Sorry, sorry, I'm going to focus. 969 00:48:59,873 --> 00:49:02,409 [ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING] 970 00:49:02,409 --> 00:49:04,744 The Book of Isaiah, chapter nine, 971 00:49:04,744 --> 00:49:06,479 verses six and seven says, 972 00:49:06,479 --> 00:49:11,885 "For unto us a child is born. Unto us, a son is given 973 00:49:11,885 --> 00:49:14,487 "and he will be called Wonderful Counselor, 974 00:49:14,487 --> 00:49:18,240 "Mighty God, Everlasting Father" 975 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:20,326 MARGARET: If only you could give me a hint, God. 976 00:49:20,326 --> 00:49:21,995 [PRIEST CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 977 00:49:21,995 --> 00:49:23,930 I'm more confused than ever. 978 00:49:25,331 --> 00:49:27,330 Which religion should I be? 979 00:49:28,935 --> 00:49:30,437 Sometimes I just wish I'd been born 980 00:49:30,437 --> 00:49:31,705 one way or the other. 981 00:49:33,273 --> 00:49:35,141 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 982 00:49:59,299 --> 00:50:00,967 Hi, there. This is Barbara calling, 983 00:50:00,967 --> 00:50:03,360 from Delano Elementary School. 984 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,172 And we're just looking for, uh... donations. 985 00:50:06,773 --> 00:50:08,341 Sorry. 986 00:50:08,341 --> 00:50:11,244 Oh, God. I didn't realize it was dinner. 987 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:14,800 Okay. Bye-bye. 988 00:50:16,416 --> 00:50:17,484 [SIGHS] 989 00:50:21,488 --> 00:50:23,623 - [BIRD CHIRPING OUTSIDE] - [GASPS] 990 00:50:27,694 --> 00:50:28,962 [GASPS] 991 00:50:36,269 --> 00:50:37,237 [SOFTLY] Hi. 992 00:50:38,571 --> 00:50:40,540 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 993 00:50:42,776 --> 00:50:43,777 [SIGHS] 994 00:50:45,645 --> 00:50:46,646 Don't go, don't go, don't go. 995 00:50:47,447 --> 00:50:48,682 [BIRD CONTINUES CHIRPING] 996 00:50:48,682 --> 00:50:51,518 I can't believe you're still there. Okay. 997 00:50:56,690 --> 00:50:57,691 Okay. 998 00:51:06,599 --> 00:51:07,801 - [DOORBELL RINGS] - [GASPS] 999 00:51:09,269 --> 00:51:10,403 No. 1000 00:51:15,709 --> 00:51:16,876 Jan. 1001 00:51:16,876 --> 00:51:19,312 I just popped by to pick up your stars. 1002 00:51:19,913 --> 00:51:22,749 Yes. Um... 1003 00:51:22,749 --> 00:51:25,585 Uh, I've been cleaning. Come on in. 1004 00:51:25,585 --> 00:51:29,889 Um, I'll just, uh, get the stars. 1005 00:51:29,889 --> 00:51:33,593 Um, they're, they're almost, uh, ready. 1006 00:51:35,261 --> 00:51:38,431 You know, I ordered furniture and, um, 1007 00:51:38,431 --> 00:51:40,700 - they still haven't sent it. - Oh, my gosh. 1008 00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:42,469 So crazy. Okay, stars. Um... 1009 00:51:42,469 --> 00:51:44,771 Stars. Stars. Stars. 1010 00:51:44,771 --> 00:51:46,272 [GIGGLES] 1011 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,441 Thank you. 1012 00:51:48,441 --> 00:51:50,410 Oh, and don't say anything, 1013 00:51:50,410 --> 00:51:53,446 but Deb's stars are a little lopsided. 1014 00:51:53,446 --> 00:51:54,714 Oh. 1015 00:51:54,714 --> 00:51:56,583 You know, yours are so good. 1016 00:51:56,583 --> 00:51:57,884 Thank you. 1017 00:51:57,884 --> 00:52:00,186 You think you could do her allotment, too? 1018 00:52:00,186 --> 00:52:02,550 Just between the two of us? 1019 00:52:03,323 --> 00:52:05,425 [STUTTERING] Sure... Yes. 1020 00:52:05,425 --> 00:52:08,661 Ah. Thank you. You are such a doll. [LAUGHS] 1021 00:52:08,661 --> 00:52:12,766 Well, I better get going. There's lots to do still. 1022 00:52:12,766 --> 00:52:14,434 - I'll get the door there. - Thank you. 1023 00:52:14,434 --> 00:52:16,690 Okay. 1024 00:52:16,690 --> 00:52:17,637 Okay, bye. Thank you for these. 1025 00:52:17,637 --> 00:52:19,339 Bye, Jan. Sure, anytime. 1026 00:52:22,442 --> 00:52:23,977 [GROANS] 1027 00:52:26,946 --> 00:52:28,882 to get this dumb furniture. 1028 00:52:28,882 --> 00:52:30,684 I guess I just want our house to look like one of those 1029 00:52:30,684 --> 00:52:32,952 nice little houses nice little families have. 1030 00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:38,558 NANCY: My mom got me Radio City tickets 1031 00:52:38,558 --> 00:52:40,460 since I got all straight A's. 1032 00:52:40,460 --> 00:52:42,595 Um, does anybody want to come? 1033 00:52:42,595 --> 00:52:44,631 Only bad thing is, is my brother and Moose are coming. 1034 00:52:44,631 --> 00:52:46,466 - Oh, I'll go. - Okay. 1035 00:52:50,370 --> 00:52:51,471 - Hi. - Hey. 1036 00:52:51,471 --> 00:52:53,473 Uh, you've got a postcard. 1037 00:52:53,473 --> 00:52:56,609 - Oh. Thanks. - Who's in D.C.? 1038 00:52:56,609 --> 00:53:00,547 Uh, Nancy. Uh, they went for President's Day. 1039 00:53:01,348 --> 00:53:02,682 - Oh. - Yeah. 1040 00:53:02,682 --> 00:53:04,651 Okay. 1041 00:53:04,651 --> 00:53:06,953 - You want the door closed? - Yeah. Sure. 1042 00:53:12,926 --> 00:53:14,600 "I got it"? 1043 00:53:17,931 --> 00:53:19,666 Oh, come on! 1044 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:27,941 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 1045 00:53:31,344 --> 00:53:35,281 Hello? Simon residence. Sylvia speaking. 1046 00:53:35,281 --> 00:53:36,383 MARGARET: [ON PHONE] Grandma? 1047 00:53:37,150 --> 00:53:39,819 Margaret? What's wrong? 1048 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:42,122 I just really miss you. 1049 00:53:42,589 --> 00:53:43,590 Oh, honey. 1050 00:53:43,990 --> 00:53:45,525 Me, too. 1051 00:53:45,525 --> 00:53:47,894 I'll be back next week to see the Rockettes and... 1052 00:53:47,894 --> 00:53:49,963 maybe could I come down 1053 00:53:49,963 --> 00:53:51,965 and stay the night like we did last time? 1054 00:53:51,965 --> 00:53:53,666 Oh, sweetheart. 1055 00:53:53,666 --> 00:53:56,102 I'd love to, I'd love... But I... 1056 00:53:56,703 --> 00:53:57,704 Well... 1057 00:54:00,807 --> 00:54:02,876 I'm going to be in Florida then. 1058 00:54:02,876 --> 00:54:05,712 I, uh, I heard about this hotel 1059 00:54:05,712 --> 00:54:09,149 and there's a lot of people my age there and, uh... 1060 00:54:09,149 --> 00:54:11,551 Um, okay. 1061 00:54:11,551 --> 00:54:13,820 Wait a minute. Wait. Um... 1062 00:54:14,988 --> 00:54:17,290 What if you fly down to Florida 1063 00:54:17,290 --> 00:54:19,590 and spend a few days with me? 1064 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:22,195 - Isn't your spring break soon? - Yeah. The end of April. 1065 00:54:22,195 --> 00:54:24,297 Perfect! I'll still be there. 1066 00:54:24,297 --> 00:54:25,632 I'll ask Mom and Dad. 1067 00:54:25,632 --> 00:54:27,500 Oh, great! 1068 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:29,936 That's my girl. Bye, darling. 1069 00:54:32,906 --> 00:54:35,742 [SIGHS] 1070 00:54:35,742 --> 00:54:37,444 NANCY: Come on, come on! Front row tickets! 1071 00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:40,847 - Front row tickets, remember? - I'm coming! Yes, coming! 1072 00:54:40,847 --> 00:54:41,948 [SHOW MUSIC PLAYING] 1073 00:54:41,948 --> 00:54:43,830 I'm so excited. 1074 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,200 Hi. 1075 00:54:47,754 --> 00:54:48,888 - Hi. - Hey. 1076 00:54:57,597 --> 00:54:59,599 [SHOW MUSIC CONTINUES] 1077 00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:15,615 - Excuse me. - Okay. 1078 00:55:16,490 --> 00:55:16,983 Thank you. 1079 00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:25,225 [MOOSE MUTTERING] 1080 00:55:25,225 --> 00:55:26,926 [SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 1081 00:55:31,231 --> 00:55:32,365 Sorry. Lefty. 1082 00:55:32,365 --> 00:55:33,767 Oh, no, it's okay. 1083 00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:38,571 Do you know if the waiter's anywhere? 1084 00:55:38,571 --> 00:55:41,508 Oh. You can have mine. I didn't drink any out of it. 1085 00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:43,900 Thanks. 1086 00:55:44,577 --> 00:55:45,578 Hey. 1087 00:55:48,810 --> 00:55:49,249 Do you know something 1088 00:55:49,249 --> 00:55:50,917 I've always liked about you, Margaret? 1089 00:55:50,917 --> 00:55:52,352 - No? - Come with me. 1090 00:55:52,352 --> 00:55:53,820 I got to go to the bathroom. 1091 00:55:53,820 --> 00:55:55,655 We'll be right back. Don't touch my food. 1092 00:55:58,658 --> 00:56:00,360 You know, I've had to go since we got here... 1093 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,828 [URINATING] 1094 00:56:01,828 --> 00:56:03,563 ...and then I drank, like, three 7Ups or something. 1095 00:56:03,563 --> 00:56:05,165 Uh-huh. 1096 00:56:05,165 --> 00:56:06,833 [FINISHES URINATING] 1097 00:56:08,935 --> 00:56:09,969 Oh, no. 1098 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,138 - Oh, no. - What? 1099 00:56:12,839 --> 00:56:14,407 Oh, please. Oh, no. 1100 00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:16,943 Nancy? 1101 00:56:18,545 --> 00:56:20,130 Oh, no. 1102 00:56:20,130 --> 00:56:21,281 Nancy, what's wrong? 1103 00:56:21,281 --> 00:56:22,515 Go get my mom, Margaret. 1104 00:56:22,515 --> 00:56:24,150 - What's going on? - Go get my mom. 1105 00:56:24,150 --> 00:56:26,190 - Please, quick. - Let me in. 1106 00:56:26,190 --> 00:56:29,322 Please, please just go get my mom! 1107 00:56:29,322 --> 00:56:30,990 Okay, okay, I'll be right back. 1108 00:56:34,194 --> 00:56:37,464 Mrs. Wheeler, Nancy's crying. She needs you. 1109 00:56:37,464 --> 00:56:39,532 Oh, oh. All right. 1110 00:56:45,338 --> 00:56:46,439 Nancy? 1111 00:56:46,439 --> 00:56:49,175 - Nancy? - Oh, Mom, please help me. 1112 00:56:49,175 --> 00:56:51,277 - Please help me. Please. - The door's locked, Nancy. 1113 00:56:51,277 --> 00:56:52,779 I can't get in. You have to unlock it. 1114 00:56:52,779 --> 00:56:55,448 - I can't open it, I can't. - Yes, you can, Nancy. 1115 00:56:55,448 --> 00:56:57,450 Unlock this door. Come on. [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 1116 00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:00,860 Let me in. 1117 00:57:01,755 --> 00:57:02,789 [SNIFFLES] 1118 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,194 What's going on? 1119 00:57:08,194 --> 00:57:09,896 [SOBS] 1120 00:57:09,896 --> 00:57:11,931 All right, all right, calm down. 1121 00:57:11,931 --> 00:57:13,600 Calm down, I can't help you. 1122 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,169 Hmm? Hey, look at me. Calm down. 1123 00:57:16,169 --> 00:57:18,905 I can't help you if you don't stop crying and talk to me. 1124 00:57:22,575 --> 00:57:24,744 Hey. What is it? 1125 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,314 [WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY] 1126 00:57:32,952 --> 00:57:36,589 Oh. Well, all right. Um... 1127 00:57:38,391 --> 00:57:39,759 Here. We'll just, uh... 1128 00:57:41,628 --> 00:57:43,290 Margaret? 1129 00:57:43,290 --> 00:57:44,497 Margaret. 1130 00:57:44,497 --> 00:57:48,334 Would you get Nancy a pad, please 1131 00:57:48,334 --> 00:57:50,637 from the dispenser on the wall? 1132 00:57:52,472 --> 00:57:54,774 She got her period, sweetie. 1133 00:57:54,774 --> 00:57:57,110 Does she always act like that? 1134 00:57:57,110 --> 00:58:00,213 Well, it's her first time. She's just a little scared. 1135 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:15,950 Thank you, sweetie. 1136 00:58:16,563 --> 00:58:17,831 All right. Yeah? 1137 00:58:19,966 --> 00:58:21,670 All right. 1138 00:58:22,836 --> 00:58:24,804 Well, you girls wash up. 1139 00:58:24,804 --> 00:58:27,107 I'm going to go tell the others not to worry. 1140 00:58:30,643 --> 00:58:33,279 Not too long now. Okay? 1141 00:59:04,544 --> 00:59:07,614 MARGARET: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1142 00:59:09,416 --> 00:59:11,151 I don't even know what to say. 1143 00:59:12,986 --> 00:59:14,154 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 1144 00:59:32,238 --> 00:59:33,807 I'm going to Florida? 1145 00:59:34,941 --> 00:59:37,143 - Happy birthday. - Mom. Thank you so much. 1146 00:59:42,515 --> 00:59:43,516 Hey! 1147 00:59:44,951 --> 00:59:47,530 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 1148 00:59:47,530 --> 00:59:48,722 Why do we have different seats? 1149 00:59:48,722 --> 00:59:50,824 He said we're in groups to study different countries. 1150 01:00:16,783 --> 01:00:18,651 Oh. Hey. 1151 01:00:18,651 --> 01:00:21,121 Hey. Happy birthday. 1152 01:00:21,121 --> 01:00:22,222 - Thanks. - Oh, and, uh, 1153 01:00:22,222 --> 01:00:25,492 - I got you something. - Ow! 1154 01:00:25,492 --> 01:00:27,293 It's a pinch to grow an inch. 1155 01:00:27,293 --> 01:00:30,530 And you know where you need that inch. Hey. 1156 01:00:38,938 --> 01:00:41,541 "Ooh, look at me, everybody, I'm wearing a sweater." 1157 01:00:42,575 --> 01:00:45,278 I hate Nancy. That liar! 1158 01:00:45,278 --> 01:00:46,946 And Norman Fisher, the way that he reads 1159 01:00:46,946 --> 01:00:49,749 with his stupid lips flapping everywhere! 1160 01:00:49,749 --> 01:00:53,620 Please. Please, just hurry up and get me to Florida! 1161 01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:55,622 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 1162 01:00:59,526 --> 01:01:00,527 [SIGHS] 1163 01:01:02,429 --> 01:01:03,763 Philip and Norman should be here. 1164 01:01:03,763 --> 01:01:06,266 They make us do all the work. 1165 01:01:06,266 --> 01:01:08,134 What time is your mom picking you up? 1166 01:01:09,350 --> 01:01:10,470 Not till later. 1167 01:01:10,470 --> 01:01:12,339 I have to go to St. Thomas for Confession first. 1168 01:01:12,339 --> 01:01:15,208 Confession? 1169 01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:16,910 It's just something you have to do when you're Catholic. 1170 01:01:18,110 --> 01:01:19,346 What do you confess? 1171 01:01:21,114 --> 01:01:22,115 Things. 1172 01:01:23,650 --> 01:01:25,752 What kinds of things? 1173 01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:31,570 Never mind. 1174 01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:41,501 You're just copying straight out of the World Book. 1175 01:01:42,168 --> 01:01:44,400 It's four words. 1176 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,373 "Germany invaded Belgium when..." 1177 01:01:46,373 --> 01:01:47,907 So, you're still cheating. 1178 01:01:47,907 --> 01:01:49,776 Mr. Benedict will know if you're cheating. 1179 01:01:49,776 --> 01:01:52,312 I'm not cheating! Jeez! 1180 01:01:52,312 --> 01:01:53,346 [WOMAN SHUSHES] 1181 01:01:56,149 --> 01:01:57,450 Quit acting like you know everything 1182 01:01:57,450 --> 01:01:58,685 and you're so great. 1183 01:01:58,685 --> 01:02:00,353 This has nothing to do with being great. 1184 01:02:00,353 --> 01:02:02,188 I know all about the stuff that you do. 1185 01:02:03,890 --> 01:02:05,358 What's that supposed to mean? 1186 01:02:05,358 --> 01:02:06,926 I heard about you and Moose Freed. 1187 01:02:07,961 --> 01:02:09,829 What about me and Moose Freed? 1188 01:02:09,829 --> 01:02:12,532 Oh, how you and Evan and Moose go behind the A 1189 01:02:12,532 --> 01:02:14,100 And why would I do that? 1190 01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:17,971 I don't know why you do it. But I know why they do it. 1191 01:02:17,971 --> 01:02:19,973 So they can feel you up or something and you let them. 1192 01:02:19,973 --> 01:02:21,207 You're a liar. You're lying! 1193 01:02:21,207 --> 01:02:22,275 I'm not lying. 1194 01:02:22,275 --> 01:02:23,777 You're just like Nancy. 1195 01:02:23,777 --> 01:02:26,613 All you do is pick on people and make up stories. 1196 01:02:26,613 --> 01:02:28,281 You think I don't know about you and your friends? 1197 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:42,362 Laura! 1198 01:02:42,362 --> 01:02:45,131 Wait. Please! Laura! 1199 01:02:45,131 --> 01:02:47,667 - Wait up. Please! - You think I don't know 1200 01:02:47,667 --> 01:02:49,736 that all of you make fun of me like it's some kind of game? 1201 01:02:49,736 --> 01:02:51,710 - It's not me. - Do you think I want to be 1202 01:02:51,710 --> 01:02:52,806 the biggest kid in the class? 1203 01:02:52,806 --> 01:02:55,842 How would you feel if you were to wear a bra in fourth grade 1204 01:02:55,842 --> 01:02:56,943 and everybody called you names 1205 01:02:56,943 --> 01:02:58,545 just because of how you looked? 1206 01:02:59,646 --> 01:03:00,680 I don't know. 1207 01:03:03,516 --> 01:03:05,318 [SCOFFS] 1208 01:03:05,318 --> 01:03:07,687 Hey, wait. I really am sorry. 1209 01:03:13,259 --> 01:03:14,761 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 1210 01:03:18,765 --> 01:03:20,233 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1211 01:03:26,306 --> 01:03:27,540 Laura? 1212 01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:30,543 Laura. 1213 01:03:47,594 --> 01:03:50,296 MARGARET: I'm the worst person who ever lived, God. 1214 01:03:50,296 --> 01:03:52,899 I picked on Laura Danker just because I felt mean. 1215 01:03:54,434 --> 01:03:57,270 I don't want to be like Nancy. 1216 01:03:57,270 --> 01:04:00,730 I don't even know if I want to be friends with her anymore. 1217 01:04:02,909 --> 01:04:04,477 I've been looking for you, God. 1218 01:04:06,479 --> 01:04:08,648 I looked for you in Temple, 1219 01:04:08,648 --> 01:04:10,830 I looked for you in Church... 1220 01:04:11,785 --> 01:04:13,353 I didn't feel you at all. 1221 01:04:16,222 --> 01:04:17,757 Why? Why, God? 1222 01:04:19,592 --> 01:04:22,362 Why do I only feel you when I'm alone? 1223 01:04:26,766 --> 01:04:29,169 Yes, my child. 1224 01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:31,604 Do you have something you'd like to confess? 1225 01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:34,741 Um... 1226 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:37,770 [SIGHS] 1227 01:04:40,947 --> 01:04:42,415 I... 1228 01:04:42,415 --> 01:04:44,484 I did something really awful. 1229 01:04:46,653 --> 01:04:47,787 And... 1230 01:04:50,357 --> 01:04:51,658 I'm really sorry. 1231 01:04:52,525 --> 01:04:54,561 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING] 1232 01:04:54,561 --> 01:04:56,629 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDING] 1233 01:05:11,378 --> 01:05:12,946 [SIGHS] 1234 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:21,354 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1235 01:05:23,556 --> 01:05:25,358 HERB: "Dear Barbara, 1236 01:05:25,358 --> 01:05:27,660 "your letter felt like an answer to prayer. 1237 01:05:27,660 --> 01:05:29,996 "Your father and I have been thinking about you a lot. 1238 01:05:29,996 --> 01:05:32,565 "We're getting older and suddenly, more than anything, 1239 01:05:32,565 --> 01:05:36,536 "we'd like to see our only daughter 1240 01:05:36,536 --> 01:05:38,838 "and finally get to know our granddaughter, Margaret Ann." 1241 01:05:39,839 --> 01:05:40,874 [HERB CLEARS THROAT] 1242 01:05:40,874 --> 01:05:42,275 "We're flying east next week, 1243 01:05:42,275 --> 01:05:44,110 "and we sincerely hope you'll let us visit. 1244 01:05:44,110 --> 01:05:46,112 "Love, your mother, Mary Hutchins." 1245 01:05:49,449 --> 01:05:50,550 [HERB CLEARS THROAT] 1246 01:05:53,530 --> 01:05:54,320 So you sent them a card? 1247 01:05:56,890 --> 01:05:58,324 I don't know why. 1248 01:06:00,293 --> 01:06:01,428 [HERB SIGHS] 1249 01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:09,302 Do you remember what it was like 1250 01:06:09,302 --> 01:06:10,870 when they just cast you out? 1251 01:06:12,572 --> 01:06:13,640 Yes. 1252 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:14,708 HERB: Do you? 1253 01:06:15,709 --> 01:06:17,277 Because I remember. 1254 01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:18,445 I know. I know. 1255 01:06:19,512 --> 01:06:21,481 How they treated you was just... 1256 01:06:22,649 --> 01:06:24,170 - I know. - How they treated me? 1257 01:06:25,151 --> 01:06:27,187 They think you're going to hell 1258 01:06:27,187 --> 01:06:28,588 because you married a Jew. 1259 01:06:29,656 --> 01:06:30,890 Think about that. 1260 01:06:31,458 --> 01:06:32,459 I... 1261 01:06:33,526 --> 01:06:34,961 I know. 1262 01:06:34,961 --> 01:06:38,310 Do you really, really want to open up that door? 1263 01:06:38,865 --> 01:06:40,233 We have a good life. 1264 01:06:40,233 --> 01:06:41,501 Yes. Yes. 1265 01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:43,970 I... 1266 01:06:45,438 --> 01:06:49,642 But what if this means... they've changed? 1267 01:06:53,460 --> 01:06:54,470 And if they haven't? 1268 01:06:58,840 --> 01:06:59,652 They're my parents. 1269 01:07:02,355 --> 01:07:03,690 HERB: Mmm. 1270 01:07:03,690 --> 01:07:05,525 - The only ones I got. - They are your parents. 1271 01:07:06,659 --> 01:07:08,795 Oh, God. 1272 01:07:08,795 --> 01:07:11,664 Oh, my goodness. 1273 01:07:11,664 --> 01:07:12,699 BARBARA: I'm sorry. 1274 01:07:14,401 --> 01:07:16,369 [HERB SIGHS] 1275 01:07:16,369 --> 01:07:17,404 What's going on? 1276 01:07:17,404 --> 01:07:18,938 BARBARA: Um... 1277 01:07:18,938 --> 01:07:21,374 - Oh. - Oh, honey, um... 1278 01:07:22,642 --> 01:07:23,810 Uh... 1279 01:07:25,679 --> 01:07:27,147 We got a letter 1280 01:07:27,147 --> 01:07:29,949 from, um, from my parents, from your grandparents. 1281 01:07:29,949 --> 01:07:31,818 And they're coming to visit next week. 1282 01:07:31,818 --> 01:07:34,120 - Next... next week? - HERB: Mmm-hmm. 1283 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:35,922 They're really excited to meet you. 1284 01:07:35,922 --> 01:07:37,590 I won't be here. I'll be in Florida. 1285 01:07:40,794 --> 01:07:42,696 I'm still going to Florida, aren't I? 1286 01:07:42,696 --> 01:07:45,532 - Margaret, look... - No. What? 1287 01:07:45,532 --> 01:07:47,701 I can't even go to Florida now? 1288 01:07:47,701 --> 01:07:49,602 Come on, I don't even want to see them. 1289 01:07:49,602 --> 01:07:51,171 I want to see Grandma. 1290 01:07:51,171 --> 01:07:53,506 I know. I know and we will make this up to you. 1291 01:07:53,506 --> 01:07:55,508 I promise, you will go to Florida, 1292 01:07:55,508 --> 01:07:57,744 - just another time. - No, I don't want 1293 01:07:57,744 --> 01:07:59,379 to go to Florida another time. 1294 01:08:00,547 --> 01:08:02,115 Does Grandma know about this? 1295 01:08:02,115 --> 01:08:03,817 No, not yet. We have to call her. 1296 01:08:03,817 --> 01:08:05,985 Well, I'm not doing it. You can do it yourself. 1297 01:08:05,985 --> 01:08:07,854 - No, of course. Of course. - HERB: Let me handle that. 1298 01:08:07,854 --> 01:08:09,856 - No, I will... - Please let me call. Please. 1299 01:08:15,962 --> 01:08:18,331 - [LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING] - MAN: To this beautiful day. 1300 01:08:18,331 --> 01:08:21,167 [PHONE RINGING] 1301 01:08:21,167 --> 01:08:22,435 Just one moment. 1302 01:08:23,470 --> 01:08:25,710 Don't eat all the cheese without me. 1303 01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:26,473 [CHUCKLES] 1304 01:08:26,473 --> 01:08:28,908 I'm just kidding. You eat as much as you want. 1305 01:08:28,908 --> 01:08:30,777 Depending on your cholesterol. 1306 01:08:30,777 --> 01:08:32,879 - [PHONE CONTINUES RINGING] - I'm sure it's low. 1307 01:08:38,418 --> 01:08:39,619 Simon residence. 1308 01:08:39,619 --> 01:08:41,221 HERB: [OVER PHONE] Hi, Mom. Yes. Uh... 1309 01:08:41,221 --> 01:08:42,722 Herb? 1310 01:08:42,722 --> 01:08:44,357 Uh, Margaret's, uh, plan to come to Florida next week 1311 01:08:44,357 --> 01:08:45,458 isn't going to work out. 1312 01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:46,459 I'm really sorry. 1313 01:08:47,761 --> 01:08:49,290 MARGARET: Just give me the phone. 1314 01:08:50,363 --> 01:08:51,498 Hey, Grandma. 1315 01:08:51,498 --> 01:08:53,566 Margaret, what happened? What's going on? 1316 01:08:53,566 --> 01:08:55,769 We... 1317 01:08:55,769 --> 01:08:58,438 We got a letter that my other grandparents are coming. 1318 01:08:59,639 --> 01:09:03,510 And I just really wanted to see you. 1319 01:09:03,510 --> 01:09:05,445 Put your mother on the phone right now. 1320 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:08,782 - Oh, no... - BARBARA: It's okay. 1321 01:09:11,351 --> 01:09:12,519 Sylvia. 1322 01:09:12,519 --> 01:09:14,187 What the hell is going on, Barbara? 1323 01:09:14,187 --> 01:09:17,223 Sylvia, I'm so very sorry about this 1324 01:09:17,223 --> 01:09:20,493 and I will try and explain it another time. 1325 01:09:20,493 --> 01:09:22,462 No. You're going to explain right now. 1326 01:09:22,462 --> 01:09:23,963 I'm sorry, I have to... I have to go. 1327 01:09:28,768 --> 01:09:31,204 MARGARET: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1328 01:09:31,204 --> 01:09:33,673 - I'm absolutely miserable. - I am so sorry. 1329 01:09:33,673 --> 01:09:35,975 MARGARET: Everything is going wrong. Everything. 1330 01:09:36,676 --> 01:09:38,345 I'm begging you. 1331 01:09:38,345 --> 01:09:41,414 Make something happen so that they don't come 1332 01:09:41,414 --> 01:09:43,249 and I can still go to Florida. 1333 01:09:48,540 --> 01:09:49,222 [HUFFS] 1334 01:09:52,158 --> 01:09:53,727 Please, Margaret. Even if it's fake, 1335 01:09:53,727 --> 01:09:55,929 can you just look happy? 1336 01:09:57,497 --> 01:09:59,432 Or at least not so unhappy? 1337 01:09:59,432 --> 01:10:00,834 [BARBARA SIGHS] 1338 01:10:00,834 --> 01:10:02,936 Why do you even want to see them? 1339 01:10:02,936 --> 01:10:04,704 After everything that they did to you? 1340 01:10:06,940 --> 01:10:12,120 Because I want them to see how great we've done. 1341 01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:15,115 I... And how proud I am of our family. 1342 01:10:20,153 --> 01:10:21,688 - Hey! Hello. - [BARBARA SIGHS] 1343 01:10:22,722 --> 01:10:23,757 That's them. 1344 01:10:24,457 --> 01:10:25,458 Okay. 1345 01:10:28,128 --> 01:10:29,129 Hi! 1346 01:10:30,597 --> 01:10:33,133 They might hug you, I don't know. 1347 01:10:33,133 --> 01:10:34,401 Just be prepared. 1348 01:10:36,770 --> 01:10:38,571 [BARBARA CHUCKLES] 1349 01:10:38,571 --> 01:10:39,839 - Hi! - Hello! 1350 01:10:39,839 --> 01:10:41,908 Hello. It's so nice to see you. 1351 01:10:41,908 --> 01:10:44,144 Oh, you too, Barbara. 1352 01:10:46,212 --> 01:10:47,313 - Oh. - [KISSES] 1353 01:10:52,752 --> 01:10:54,320 - Hi, honey. - Oh. 1354 01:10:58,224 --> 01:11:00,326 - This must be Margaret Ann. - BARBARA: Mmm-hmm. 1355 01:11:02,362 --> 01:11:03,730 [KISSES] 1356 01:11:03,730 --> 01:11:05,465 We're very glad to meet you. 1357 01:11:05,465 --> 01:11:07,901 - Yes, we are. Yes, we are. - Me, too. 1358 01:11:08,668 --> 01:11:09,769 Um... 1359 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,239 Bags! We'll get the bags. 1360 01:11:13,239 --> 01:11:16,676 Um, Herb is just out, uh, with the car. 1361 01:11:16,676 --> 01:11:18,878 - Yeah, so... Okay. - PAUL: Okay. 1362 01:11:18,878 --> 01:11:21,140 BARBARA: Just out here to the right. 1363 01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:22,749 The blue car there. Yep. 1364 01:11:24,751 --> 01:11:26,386 HERB: Hey. 1365 01:11:26,386 --> 01:11:28,154 - Youse okay? Yeah? - Yeah. 1366 01:11:28,154 --> 01:11:29,789 Mom, Dad, you remember Herb? 1367 01:11:29,789 --> 01:11:31,570 - Yeah. Hello, Herb. - Hi. 1368 01:11:31,570 --> 01:11:32,325 - How are you? - Okay. 1369 01:11:32,325 --> 01:11:33,960 - Hi. Nice to see you. - Hello. 1370 01:11:35,195 --> 01:11:36,529 Um, should I... I'll take this for you. 1371 01:11:36,529 --> 01:11:37,630 Oh. 1372 01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:42,202 HERB: All right. 1373 01:11:42,202 --> 01:11:43,470 Okay. 1374 01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:45,672 All right. Should I put these up? 1375 01:11:45,672 --> 01:11:46,973 Oh, yes. Thank you. 1376 01:11:48,508 --> 01:11:52,212 Here we are. Make yourselves comfortable. 1377 01:11:52,212 --> 01:11:54,114 - Lovely home. - Yeah! 1378 01:11:54,114 --> 01:11:56,549 Thank you. Yes. Uh... 1379 01:11:57,550 --> 01:11:59,252 Okay. So, uh, Margaret, uh, 1380 01:11:59,252 --> 01:12:00,487 can you show them to their room? 1381 01:12:00,487 --> 01:12:03,189 And, um, I'll just get dinner started. 1382 01:12:03,189 --> 01:12:05,992 Sure. Um, up this way. 1383 01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:12,399 MARY: Gosh, you look just like your mom 1384 01:12:12,399 --> 01:12:14,000 when she was your age. 1385 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,302 MARGARET: Um, yeah. This way. 1386 01:12:21,574 --> 01:12:22,876 [BARBARA SIGHS] 1387 01:12:23,943 --> 01:12:26,279 - [EXHALES] Hi. - Hey. 1388 01:12:26,279 --> 01:12:27,547 How are you doing? 1389 01:12:27,547 --> 01:12:29,816 Uh... How are you doing? 1390 01:12:29,816 --> 01:12:31,851 Um, I used up all my small talk 1391 01:12:31,851 --> 01:12:33,860 - in the car. - Oh, God. 1392 01:12:33,860 --> 01:12:35,255 Do they like sports? TV shows? 1393 01:12:37,157 --> 01:12:39,259 Game shows. They used to watch game shows. 1394 01:12:39,259 --> 01:12:42,328 - Okay. Game shows, game shows. - [DOORBELL RINGS] 1395 01:12:42,328 --> 01:12:43,663 HERB: Hmm. 1396 01:12:43,663 --> 01:12:45,165 Um, coming! 1397 01:12:47,967 --> 01:12:49,200 SYLVIA: Herb! 1398 01:12:49,836 --> 01:12:50,970 Mom! 1399 01:12:50,970 --> 01:12:53,139 Baby! Come give your mom a big hug. 1400 01:12:53,139 --> 01:12:54,441 Oh. 1401 01:12:54,441 --> 01:12:56,242 - Oh. Look at your little face. - Sylvia? 1402 01:12:56,242 --> 01:12:57,677 Yeah. My mom is here. 1403 01:12:57,677 --> 01:12:59,179 Uh, yes, she is. What's happening? 1404 01:12:59,179 --> 01:13:01,181 Well, Margaret said she needed to see me, 1405 01:13:01,181 --> 01:13:02,582 so we flew out from Florida. 1406 01:13:02,582 --> 01:13:03,783 Are your parents here yet? 1407 01:13:03,783 --> 01:13:06,586 Oh. This is Morris Binamin. 1408 01:13:06,586 --> 01:13:08,688 - Rhymes with cinnamon. - [CHUCKLES] 1409 01:13:08,688 --> 01:13:10,924 - Hi. - MARGARET: Grandma! 1410 01:13:10,924 --> 01:13:13,860 There's my Margaret! [LAUGHING] Oh! 1411 01:13:13,860 --> 01:13:15,862 - BARBARA: Did you know? - I had no... I know. 1412 01:13:15,862 --> 01:13:17,163 I missed you so much! 1413 01:13:17,163 --> 01:13:18,498 MARGARET: I thought you were in Florida. 1414 01:13:18,498 --> 01:13:20,333 I know. Well, Florida came to you. 1415 01:13:20,333 --> 01:13:21,768 - [CHUCKLES] - Uh... 1416 01:13:21,768 --> 01:13:25,305 Mom, Dad, this is Sylvia. Herb's mom. 1417 01:13:25,305 --> 01:13:29,209 Sylvia, this... These are my parents, Paul and Mary. 1418 01:13:29,209 --> 01:13:30,910 Hello. 1419 01:13:30,910 --> 01:13:32,479 - Hello. - [PAUL CHUCKLES] 1420 01:13:35,281 --> 01:13:36,349 We have pot roast. 1421 01:13:36,349 --> 01:13:37,884 SYLVIA: Sure. 1422 01:13:37,884 --> 01:13:39,386 [CUTLERY CLINKING] 1423 01:13:40,754 --> 01:13:41,955 PAUL AND HERB: Mmm. 1424 01:13:43,289 --> 01:13:44,657 - SYLVIA: Mmm. - Oh, yeah. 1425 01:13:44,657 --> 01:13:46,926 - Dinner is delicious, Barbara. - Oh, my God, yes. 1426 01:13:46,926 --> 01:13:49,729 - Oh. - You have definitely improved. 1427 01:13:49,729 --> 01:13:51,798 - It is very nice. - [LAUGHS] Thank you. 1428 01:13:53,967 --> 01:13:58,905 Well, I have to admit it was a bit of a jolt, um, 1429 01:13:58,905 --> 01:14:02,909 but it's nice to have everyone here together. 1430 01:14:02,909 --> 01:14:04,411 The whole family. 1431 01:14:07,470 --> 01:14:09,382 - And Mr. Binamin. - [LAUGHS] 1432 01:14:09,382 --> 01:14:10,917 Nice to have you, too. 1433 01:14:10,917 --> 01:14:12,752 [ALL LAUGHING] 1434 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,488 - L'chaim. - L'chaim. 1435 01:14:17,357 --> 01:14:20,860 L'chaim. L'chaim. 1436 01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:23,863 L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. 1437 01:14:23,863 --> 01:14:25,799 - [MORRIS LAUGHING] - [IN ENGLISH] To life! 1438 01:14:31,671 --> 01:14:32,672 [BARBARA CLEARS THROAT] 1439 01:14:32,672 --> 01:14:34,107 So, um, do you watch Jeopardy!? 1440 01:14:39,379 --> 01:14:41,548 MARY: I used to braid your mama's hair 1441 01:14:41,548 --> 01:14:42,716 when she was a little girl. 1442 01:14:42,716 --> 01:14:44,651 Did your mom ever braid your hair? 1443 01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:47,354 Um, yeah, she used to do it all the time. 1444 01:14:47,354 --> 01:14:50,123 I can see she taught you how to braid with your bracelet. 1445 01:14:50,123 --> 01:14:51,257 Yeah. 1446 01:14:51,257 --> 01:14:52,659 Oh, there's just so much 1447 01:14:52,659 --> 01:14:54,260 we want to get to know about you, Margaret. 1448 01:14:54,260 --> 01:14:55,995 Twelve years is a lot to catch up on. 1449 01:14:55,995 --> 01:14:57,263 Yeah. A long time. 1450 01:14:58,164 --> 01:15:00,400 So, uh, we were wondering... 1451 01:15:02,168 --> 01:15:03,837 Do you go to Sunday school? 1452 01:15:03,837 --> 01:15:06,106 Or, uh, have you ever thought about it? 1453 01:15:07,273 --> 01:15:10,577 - Uh... - Nope. Never. Not once. 1454 01:15:10,577 --> 01:15:13,113 We asked Margaret the question, Sylvia. 1455 01:15:13,113 --> 01:15:14,180 Margaret? 1456 01:15:14,180 --> 01:15:15,715 Well, you're wasting your time 1457 01:15:15,715 --> 01:15:18,618 because Margaret went to Temple and she's Jewish. 1458 01:15:18,618 --> 01:15:20,387 - [DISHES CLATTER] - What did you say? 1459 01:15:20,387 --> 01:15:21,454 BARBARA: Excuse me. 1460 01:15:21,454 --> 01:15:22,922 Margaret went to Temple. 1461 01:15:22,922 --> 01:15:24,591 - Okay, Mom, you're done. - What are you talking about? 1462 01:15:24,591 --> 01:15:26,393 HERB: Okay, that's it. SYLVIA: Well, you left the room 1463 01:15:26,393 --> 01:15:28,194 and they're trying to convert her. 1464 01:15:28,194 --> 01:15:29,496 Well, Margaret has the right to be baptized 1465 01:15:29,496 --> 01:15:30,697 if she wants to be. 1466 01:15:30,697 --> 01:15:32,632 - Baptized? - PAUL: If she wants to be. 1467 01:15:32,632 --> 01:15:33,633 BARBARA: I can't believe this. 1468 01:15:35,168 --> 01:15:36,569 I can't believe you're doing this. 1469 01:15:36,569 --> 01:15:38,405 HERB: All right. Everyone, this discussion is over. 1470 01:15:38,405 --> 01:15:40,407 We're her parents and this discussion is over. 1471 01:15:40,407 --> 01:15:42,475 Yeah, you're right, it's over, because she's already Jewish. 1472 01:15:42,475 --> 01:15:44,177 - Sylvia! - Well, in our eyes, 1473 01:15:44,177 --> 01:15:47,714 - she's Christian. - No, no! Margaret is nothing! 1474 01:15:47,714 --> 01:15:50,784 [STUTTERING] Margaret is not Jewish or Christian. 1475 01:15:50,784 --> 01:15:53,720 She is no religion until she decides. 1476 01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:54,888 Well, how can she be Jewish 1477 01:15:54,888 --> 01:15:56,589 - if her mother is Christian? - Stop. 1478 01:15:56,589 --> 01:15:58,158 You were never there for her. You abandoned her. 1479 01:15:58,158 --> 01:15:59,292 What does it matter? 1480 01:15:59,292 --> 01:16:00,760 Do you think that we wanted this? 1481 01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:03,797 [OVERLAPPING ARGUMENTS] 1482 01:16:03,797 --> 01:16:04,898 Stop it! 1483 01:16:06,299 --> 01:16:07,967 All of you, just stop it. 1484 01:16:07,967 --> 01:16:10,804 I don't care. I don't care anymore. 1485 01:16:10,804 --> 01:16:13,106 It's all just so stupid, religion! 1486 01:16:13,106 --> 01:16:14,474 Just stop fighting! 1487 01:16:14,474 --> 01:16:16,776 I... I don't want a religion. 1488 01:16:16,776 --> 01:16:19,450 - I don't care. I don't care! - BARBARA: Margaret... 1489 01:16:20,246 --> 01:16:22,215 I don't even believe in God! 1490 01:16:26,686 --> 01:16:28,188 [DOOR SLAMS] 1491 01:16:30,523 --> 01:16:32,325 - Are you happy? Hmm? - [BARBARA SNIFFLES] 1492 01:16:34,461 --> 01:16:36,496 - I'm so sorry. I did this. - No, no, no. This is not... 1493 01:16:36,496 --> 01:16:37,964 - I am so sorry. - No, this is not your fault. 1494 01:16:37,964 --> 01:16:40,834 This is not your fault. Okay, this is not your fault. 1495 01:16:40,834 --> 01:16:43,570 No, that was everybody else. That was not... 1496 01:16:43,570 --> 01:16:45,472 - Me. - No, no, no. 1497 01:16:45,472 --> 01:16:47,107 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1498 01:16:48,375 --> 01:16:49,943 MARGARET: "Dear Mr. Benedict, 1499 01:16:51,978 --> 01:16:55,949 "what I learned about religion is that it makes people fight. 1500 01:16:58,418 --> 01:17:01,121 "That every religion says the same thing. 1501 01:17:01,121 --> 01:17:04,900 "If you pray to God, he'll listen to you, 1502 01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:05,925 "and help you, and make things better. 1503 01:17:08,595 --> 01:17:11,970 "But I've prayed and prayed 1504 01:17:11,970 --> 01:17:13,733 "and everything just gets worse." 1505 01:17:19,105 --> 01:17:20,707 Okay. We'll call you. 1506 01:17:23,376 --> 01:17:25,378 MARGARET: "I don't know anymore, but I think... 1507 01:17:27,147 --> 01:17:29,182 "that maybe the truth is... 1508 01:17:32,285 --> 01:17:33,687 "there's nobody up there. 1509 01:17:36,856 --> 01:17:38,558 "There's nobody listening. 1510 01:17:42,429 --> 01:17:43,997 "There's only just... 1511 01:17:46,332 --> 01:17:47,467 "me. 1512 01:18:00,580 --> 01:18:03,750 "Sincerely, Margaret Simon." 1513 01:18:09,789 --> 01:18:10,857 Margaret. 1514 01:18:10,857 --> 01:18:12,859 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1515 01:18:23,203 --> 01:18:25,205 [CRYING SOFTLY] 1516 01:18:45,458 --> 01:18:46,793 [INHALES] 1517 01:18:46,793 --> 01:18:48,361 [EXHALES SHAKILY] 1518 01:18:58,972 --> 01:19:00,640 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 1519 01:19:32,272 --> 01:19:34,374 - [SIGHS] - [DOOR SHUTS] 1520 01:19:35,675 --> 01:19:37,977 - BARBARA: Hey. - Hey. 1521 01:19:37,977 --> 01:19:39,679 Wait. Come here. 1522 01:19:41,381 --> 01:19:43,283 I don't really feel like talking. 1523 01:19:44,651 --> 01:19:46,860 Yeah. I don't either. 1524 01:19:48,210 --> 01:19:53,260 But, um, I do want to say sorry for how things went. 1525 01:19:55,662 --> 01:19:59,599 And I know that this past year has not been easy. 1526 01:20:04,904 --> 01:20:06,606 Want to just sit for a minute? 1527 01:20:21,321 --> 01:20:24,591 Mmm, yeah. Good idea. 1528 01:20:37,237 --> 01:20:40,707 It gets tiring trying so hard all the time, doesn't it? 1529 01:20:42,742 --> 01:20:43,777 Yeah. 1530 01:20:45,245 --> 01:20:47,347 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 1531 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,495 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 1532 01:21:12,939 --> 01:21:14,908 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1533 01:21:19,279 --> 01:21:22,849 - One, two, three. Cheese! - GIRLS: Cheese! 1534 01:21:22,849 --> 01:21:26,553 - Junior High! Whoo! - [GRETCHEN CHEERING] 1535 01:21:26,553 --> 01:21:29,189 NANCY: Come on, everybody. Margaret, come on! 1536 01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:34,994 Hey. 1537 01:21:37,630 --> 01:21:38,765 Thanks, Mr. Benedict. 1538 01:21:39,799 --> 01:21:42,100 You're a really good teacher. 1539 01:21:42,100 --> 01:21:44,700 Well, I wouldn't say all that. You know, 1540 01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:46,506 still trying to iron out some of the kinks. 1541 01:21:46,506 --> 01:21:48,208 No, you were really good. 1542 01:21:50,110 --> 01:21:51,311 I'm glad you felt that way. 1543 01:21:52,780 --> 01:21:54,714 [CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1544 01:22:09,950 --> 01:22:10,300 Hey. 1545 01:22:13,166 --> 01:22:14,467 Do you want to come dance? 1546 01:22:16,836 --> 01:22:17,971 Really? 1547 01:22:18,905 --> 01:22:19,873 Yeah. 1548 01:22:33,186 --> 01:22:34,621 Yes! I knew it! 1549 01:22:34,621 --> 01:22:36,560 You basically already won. 1550 01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:37,991 GRETCHEN: You've been going for ages. 1551 01:22:37,991 --> 01:22:40,326 - Ages, Gretchen? - GRETCHEN: Can I please go? 1552 01:22:40,326 --> 01:22:42,328 NANCY: Gretchen, quit complaining all the time. 1553 01:22:43,296 --> 01:22:44,464 I'm not complaining. 1554 01:22:45,331 --> 01:22:46,866 [CHEERING] 1555 01:22:49,703 --> 01:22:50,870 Nancy. 1556 01:22:50,870 --> 01:22:52,380 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 1557 01:22:52,380 --> 01:22:53,206 Come on, please? 1558 01:22:59,279 --> 01:23:00,280 GRETCHEN: I got it! 1559 01:23:15,929 --> 01:23:18,231 Really nice work on the shading, Daniel. 1560 01:23:18,231 --> 01:23:19,466 Thank you. 1561 01:23:19,466 --> 01:23:21,501 I think maybe you could put a wash here 1562 01:23:21,501 --> 01:23:25,205 just to blend that, but I... It's beautiful. 1563 01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:33,747 - Oh. Hey, Barbara! - Jan! 1564 01:23:33,747 --> 01:23:35,982 It's so funny to see you. I was just gonna call you. 1565 01:23:35,982 --> 01:23:37,751 - Oh. - Can you believe it, 1566 01:23:37,751 --> 01:23:39,119 about the stars? 1567 01:23:39,119 --> 01:23:40,954 - Oh, I know. - Jeez. 1568 01:23:40,954 --> 01:23:43,523 Well, I guess everything is a fire hazard these days. 1569 01:23:43,523 --> 01:23:44,991 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1570 01:23:44,991 --> 01:23:46,526 Anyway, um, 1571 01:23:46,526 --> 01:23:47,694 we're getting committees together 1572 01:23:47,694 --> 01:23:49,620 over at the Junior High 1573 01:23:49,620 --> 01:23:50,563 and I can think of at least three 1574 01:23:50,563 --> 01:23:52,332 that you'd be perfect for. 1575 01:23:52,332 --> 01:23:58,138 Oh, Jan, that sounds great and I'd love to, but, um... 1576 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:01,541 I don't want to. 1577 01:24:03,977 --> 01:24:06,112 But thank you for asking me. 1578 01:24:06,112 --> 01:24:08,581 - Yeah. - And, uh... 1579 01:24:09,716 --> 01:24:11,384 - Have a good day! - Okay. 1580 01:24:14,854 --> 01:24:16,256 [SIGHS] 1581 01:24:16,256 --> 01:24:17,824 SYLVIA: I'm going to write you so many letters. 1582 01:24:17,824 --> 01:24:20,293 So many letters, the mailman's going to say, 1583 01:24:20,293 --> 01:24:22,362 "That's it! No more!" 1584 01:24:22,362 --> 01:24:24,130 [LAUGHING] Okay. 1585 01:24:24,130 --> 01:24:26,299 Oh. Have the best time, honey. 1586 01:24:26,299 --> 01:24:27,534 We'll see you when you get back. 1587 01:24:27,534 --> 01:24:28,601 See you soon, sweetie. 1588 01:24:28,601 --> 01:24:30,300 - Have fun. - Bye. 1589 01:24:30,300 --> 01:24:31,304 Love you. Bye! 1590 01:24:34,174 --> 01:24:36,543 - Okay. I think this is it. - Got it? 1591 01:24:36,543 --> 01:24:38,278 - Then we just have to... - HERB: Wait, wait, wait. 1592 01:24:38,278 --> 01:24:39,579 - ...close it. - Yeah. 1593 01:24:39,579 --> 01:24:41,414 - Camera, camera, camera. - MARGARET: Oh, wait. 1594 01:24:41,414 --> 01:24:42,882 - Yes. - HERB: All right. 1595 01:24:42,882 --> 01:24:45,180 BARBARA: Okay. Now, we just have to close it. 1596 01:24:45,180 --> 01:24:46,486 - HERB: Sides. Check the sides. - Okay, got it? 1597 01:24:46,486 --> 01:24:47,887 - HERB: Yeah, yeah. Step on it. - Ready. Go. 1598 01:24:47,887 --> 01:24:50,290 - [GROANS IN PAIN] - Oh, my God! Are you okay? 1599 01:24:50,290 --> 01:24:51,591 Whoo. Ah. 1600 01:24:51,591 --> 01:24:53,593 - Just kidding. [LAUGHS] - Every time. 1601 01:24:53,593 --> 01:24:54,894 If it's there, I'll take it. 1602 01:24:54,894 --> 01:24:56,429 - Okay. - HERB: Good stuff. There it is. 1603 01:24:56,429 --> 01:24:58,298 Almost like we've done it before. 1604 01:24:58,298 --> 01:25:00,633 - Yeah. - [LAWN MOWER STARTS OUTSIDE] 1605 01:25:03,570 --> 01:25:04,771 BARBARA: Is it lawn day? 1606 01:25:06,639 --> 01:25:07,640 HERB: It is. 1607 01:25:10,310 --> 01:25:12,145 - We haven't paid him yet. - BARBARA: We haven't. 1608 01:25:12,145 --> 01:25:13,980 No. And if you wanted to go into the kitchen 1609 01:25:13,980 --> 01:25:15,480 and grab it... 1610 01:25:16,583 --> 01:25:19,486 Yeah. Yeah. Sure. 1611 01:25:28,762 --> 01:25:30,960 Hey. Hey, Moose. 1612 01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:31,731 [LAWN MOWER TURNS OFF] 1613 01:25:32,899 --> 01:25:34,167 Here. Dad says thanks. 1614 01:25:34,167 --> 01:25:35,602 Oh, thank you. Yeah. 1615 01:25:35,602 --> 01:25:38,380 Uh, well, have a good summer. 1616 01:25:38,380 --> 01:25:39,639 I won't be seeing you for a while. 1617 01:25:39,639 --> 01:25:41,374 Oh, where you going? 1618 01:25:41,374 --> 01:25:43,877 Camp. New Hampshire. Yeah. 1619 01:25:43,877 --> 01:25:45,679 - Oh. - Leaving today. 1620 01:25:45,679 --> 01:25:47,130 Well, have fun. 1621 01:25:48,648 --> 01:25:49,649 Thanks. 1622 01:25:51,170 --> 01:25:52,519 And, uh, I don't know. 1623 01:25:52,519 --> 01:25:54,487 Maybe we can hang out when you get back? 1624 01:25:55,755 --> 01:25:57,357 Re... Really? 1625 01:25:58,391 --> 01:25:59,392 Yeah. 1626 01:26:00,193 --> 01:26:01,561 [LAWN MOWER STARTS] 1627 01:26:01,561 --> 01:26:03,630 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1628 01:26:04,798 --> 01:26:05,832 [SIGHS] 1629 01:26:06,900 --> 01:26:08,835 [LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC PLAYING] 1630 01:26:17,811 --> 01:26:19,379 [SIGHS] 1631 01:26:19,379 --> 01:26:22,480 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 1632 01:26:22,480 --> 01:26:23,983 [GIGGLES QUIETLY] 1633 01:26:29,823 --> 01:26:31,157 [SIGHS] 1634 01:26:40,166 --> 01:26:41,768 MARGARET: Are you still there, God? 1635 01:26:42,602 --> 01:26:44,437 It's me, Margaret. 1636 01:26:46,439 --> 01:26:47,540 Thanks. 1637 01:26:48,274 --> 01:26:49,743 Thanks an awful lot. 1638 01:27:00,587 --> 01:27:02,589 [PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]