- [Gilbert Voiceover] No one's born bad.
(gentle music)
Like anything it takes practice.
(timer ringing)
And when you finally realize that home
is not a place you stay or can even find on a map,
bad becomes that warm place where everything is possible.
(upbeat music)
♪ Raise a little hell, raise a little hell ♪
♪ Raise a little hell ♪
♪ Raise a little hell, raise a little hell ♪
♪ Raise a little hell ♪
- Good afternoon, Ma'am. - Hi.
- Why don't you open up those drawers and take some things.
Put the money in the briefcase please.
Come on.
- No dye packs and no silent alarms.
You understand?
- Yes, Sir. - Okay.
♪ Raise a little hell ♪
Other drawer please.
Nice and easy.
Hey, don't worry.
Everything's gonna be okay, I'm not gonna hurt you.
♪ If you know there's something wrong ♪
♪ Why don't you right it ♪
- All right, let's go to the vault.
Go to the vault.
♪ Raise a little hell, raise a little hell ♪
♪ Raise a little hell ♪
(bell ringing)
- There you go.
(upbeat music)
- Oh yeah.
Come to daddy.
♪ And there's really nobody to blame ♪
- [Operator] Attention all units.
We have multiple reports of a 1082 in progress.
Suspect is wearing a red jacket and a cap.
He is armed.
(upbeat music)
- Oh shit.
♪ Raise a little hell, raise a little hell ♪
♪ Raise a little hell ♪
♪ Raise a little hell, raise a little hell ♪
- [Policeman] Don't move.
- I'm not moving sir. - Stand still.
- I didn't do anything.
[Man] You have the wrong guy.
- Yes, I think I just witnessed a, a bank robbery.
Yeah, I just witnessed an armed robbery
at the Gold Crown Bank.
Son of a ***** almost ran me over.
He was wearing,
I don't know, a red jacket.
He had blonde hair.
He's a long hair, hippie mother****er, I don't know.
And he was heading west on the freeway.
He was headed east towards Thamesford.
Okay.
You catch that **** sucker.
Bye.
And three, two, one.
(upbeat music)
♪ Raise a little hell, raise a little hell ♪
(people speaking indistinctly)
- Hey, how you doing?
- Wonderful, you remember me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, from the last sermon reading.
[TV] Jobs, rising incomes, opportunity,
they must be created day to day
through the enterprise of free men and women.
For the poor.
- Yes.
- [TV] The more urgently they need the growth
that only economic freedom can bring.
- That's right, you tell 'em Ronnie.
(police sirens blaring)
(gentle music)
- Just trying to figure out what's going on here.
- Oh, excuse me.
- Like I told the other cop,
some dude gave me a coat and a hat, that's all I know.
- What's all the commotion?
- There's a robbery across the street.
- What, really?
Oh my gosh.
Where's the cab line?
- We cleared them all out. Just keep moving.
- Okay.
Well good luck.
(gentle music)
- Go, go back again. So you came out of the bank.
(car engine revving)
(dramatic music)
- This for sale?
- Yeah.
- Beautiful.
- You wanna take it for a spin?
- No, no, I think I'll just, I'll just take it.
Thanks.
I love it, thanks.
(upbeat music)
(car engine revving)
Oh, it's fast.
Thank you.
(car engine revving)
- So he said 50 bucks if you stood by the side door
instead of the front.
- Oh my God, of course he did,
of course he ****ing did.
Whiteman knows that people will use a different entrance
just to avoid donating.
Kept his escape route clear.
Is this him?
- You're Robbery Homicide?
- B and E, Detective Snydes.
Take a good look.
- B and E's on a bank job?
- Yeah.
I'm a ****ing jackoff of all trades.
Yes or no?
- No. - No, great.
Anyone seeing this guy, anyone?
- Hold on, hold on, let me see it.
Oh shit, yeah.
I think I saw him get in a car and take off.
- ****er.
- Yep, total ****er that, that guy can't seem to catch.
Same ****er that assumed the name Robert Whiteman,
pulled 59 cash and jewel heists,
banking a cool 2.339 million bucks.
Why did I do it?
In this economy, shit,
why the **** not.
(upbeat music)
- [Attorney] Judge, this is the story of a kid
who's never stood a chance in life.
- [Gilbert Voiceover] I always say
don't judge me by my past,
'cause I don't live there anymore.
But I gotta say top five courtrooms in my life so far.
I mean just look at the crown moldings in here.
- [Attorney] Gilbert deserves a chance.
He deserves a break.
- Here's the thing, nobody likes growing up poor.
So for many of us that do,
it's only a matter of time before you end up
on this side of the bench.
Hold on, here's the part where my court appointed attorney
talks about how society made me
and how my parents abandoned me
and how life in foster care never gave me the shot
or the family that I deserve.
The system ain't broke, it was built this way.
Wait for it.
- Because in my opinion, your honor,
the system isn't broken, it was built this way.
(gentle upbeat music)
- Gilbert Galvan Jr.,
with check fraud being a non-violent offense,
I hereby sentence you to 18 months
at the St. Joseph's Correctional Facility.
- [Gilbert Voiceover] Yeah, that's fair.
But you know,
it's not how many times you fall down.
It's how you pick yourself back up.
And that's exactly what I did.
Kinda.
(upbeat music)
Two of my favorite words,
minimum security.
♪ C'mon, baby, let's shake ♪
But my top three,
(car engines revving)
welcome to Canada.
(gentle music)
(birds chirping)
When things go south, sometimes you gotta go north.
And in this case, Ottawa was about as far north
as I could get.
- That's good.
Thank you, Sir.
(truck engine revving)
(gentle music)
****.
- [Gilbert Voiceover] Escaped convict
never reads well on a resume.
And since crime didn't pay, like it used to,
I had to see how going straight would cash out first.
(gentle music)
- Sir, can you spare some change?
I got nothing.
- You and me both, pal.
How you doing?
- I have a college degree and I sell popsicles.
What can I do for you?
- What can I do for you?
I haven't ridden a bike for a while,
but they say it's like riding a bike, so.
- I like it.
Funny.
- Good.
- You here for the job?
- Yes, Sir.
Yes I am.
Do I get to wear one of these?
- Just fill this out and I'll need some form of ID.
- Oh,
ID.
I left my ID in the car.
I'll be right back.
[Gilbert] Shit.
Hey, you got an ID in that wallet?
- Yeah, why?
- I'll give you two bucks for it.
- $2, get outta here, it's my ID.
- Give you five bucks.
Alright, I'll give you 10 bucks for it.
- 22.
- 22?
Okay, fine.
Hurry up, hurry up.
Alright.
- [Gilbert Voiceover] Oh, Canada .
- [Robert] Guess you're me now.
- Robert Whiteman.
I guess I am, thank you.
Okay, there you go.
Mr. Robert Whiteman.
Really excited about this job.
- Yeah, me too.
- I love the vests.
(gentle music)
(car horns honking)
(insects chirping)
(dog barking)
- [Gilbert Voiceover] Most escapees
get caught within the first 72 hours.
And it's usually in a stolen car
or a girlfriend's apartment.
A church run hostel with free boarding
rarely makes headlines.
(door knocking)
(insects chirping)
- Hello.
(gentle music)
- Sorry.
No ins after 11.
- What is it like 11:01?
- Which is exactly why I can't let you in.
Sorry. - What?
Come on, I thought the church's doors were always open.
- Well, even God has his limitations.
- God would let me in.
- You know God?
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
Please.
(gentle music)
(insects chirping)
- All right, all right, all right,
hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
- Thank you.
- Yeah. - Thank you.
- [Andrea] It's just up here.
- Wow,
It's five star.
- No booze, no drugs.
- No fun.
(Gilbert laughing)
Understood.
- Your name?
- Robert Whiteman.
- Mm-hmm.
- Birthplace?
- [Gilbert] Calgary.
- Reason for coming out East?
- Just passing through.
I have some work lined up, back home,
but I got some temp stuff here now.
- Good.
- Yep, like Mom always said,
I'm not perfect, but I'm enough.
- "Bad things happen to good people."
- You've read Kushner.
(gentle music)
- Yeah.
Wife, family?
- Nope.
But I'm available.
(Gilbert laughing)
- Here.
Any available bed in that room.
- Okay, and what was your name?
- Andrea Hudson.
- [Gilbert] Andrea Hudson.
- Goodnight Mr. Whiteman.
- Great night.
Miss, was it Miss. Hudson?
- Yeah.
- Okay, great.
(upbeat music)
Hi ladies, popsicle?
Oh, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Just have one.
You have one, come on, come on, come on.
Popsicles.
You want a popsicle?
- Is it the vest?
Okay, thank you.
Have a good day.
There you go.
Want one?
(door knocking)
♪ Hey we both knew the crime ♪
Hey.
- No ins after 11, Whiteman.
- Come on.
Come on.
- No.
- You couldn't keep me out, even if you tried.
- Oh my God.
- Okay, there we go.
Perfect.
Please.
Ah, thank you.
Here we go.
Talking.
Take care. Have a good day.
Thank you so much.
Can I keep the change?
Thank you.
(upbeat music)
Popsicles.
Hey, how you doing?
You want a popsicle?
- No thanks. - Hot out.
(upbeat music)
♪ Takes, takes, takes, takes, takes ♪
♪ Making it work ♪
(birds chirping)
- Good morning, Jerry.
What's going on?
- They're downsizing to focus on their trucks.
- What?
You gotta be shitting me.
Well, okay, so,
can I at least get my last check?
- Wish I could help, but no severance.
- What do you mean?
So you're not gonna pay me?
You owe me like 200 bucks.
- Sorry man.
- What the ****?
Oh my God come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Jerry, please come on.
I mean, what am I supposed to do now?
Come on.
- Same thing I'm doing,
find a new job.
- You know what?
You can keep your rainbow, ****ing purple, yellow, orange
****ing vest.
You know what?
No I'm gonna keep the vest.
I'm keeping it.
**** you, Jerry.
- My name's Ben.
- [Gilbert] **** you, Ben.
(upbeat music)
- Hey. - [Gilbert] Hey.
I just didn't know it yet.
- Stash house got raided,
Riley says he's got cops, landlords, bill collectors,
knocking down his door.
He needs more time.
- Well like I always say,
kill him with success, bury him with a smile.
And if that doesn't work,
we always got two hands, eight knuckles, one outcome.
Here.
You tell Riley and the rest of those pukes,
if they're ever late again, they won't hear me knocking.
(upbeat music)
(crowd cheering)
- Got you, Boss.
- Yeah.
Anyone says money can't buy happiness
can transfer it to my account.
(laughing)
- Hey, you got a problem, pal?
- Who me?
- [Dave] Yeah.
- No, Sir.
It's more of a drinking situation than a problem.
I meant no disrespect.
- Call that a bullet dodged.
- Yeah I'm bulletproof.
Excuse me.
(crowd cheering)
- Hey, hey, hey, fellas, how's it going?
Hey, how's the criminal empire coming?
Well, there's no crime in drinks and dancers.
- Well, I guess you can't fit laundering lone shark
in the marquee right.
- I don't even know how to spell those words.
But I bet your boss would hate to hear
that you're harassing me without a warrant again.
Unless you have one.
- Not yet.
No,
but it's coming.
- Give me a heads up.
- Yeah, I'll let you know.
- I'll assume the position.
- Oh **** me.
- Eat your money.
- Get me an asteroids in here will you.
- Looks like a loser.
(gentle music)
(insects chirping)
- Hey you.
(chuckling)
- 12 is way past 11 Whiteman.
- Yeah, I didn't come here to sleep.
(upbeat music)
- [Gilbert Voiceover] I never thought I'd come to Canada
to find the American Dream,
but things have a funny way of working out.
It felt like the chance to stop running
and start walking straight.
Hope, was starting to look good on me.
And it was all thanks to her.
♪ I lose myself to her ♪
- Is there anything I should know about you?
- Like what?
- Well, do you have any goals?
- [Gilbert] Yeah.
- Fun facts?
Dead bodies in the basement?
- Dead bodies?
Not that I know of, no, I don't think so.
Well, no, no.
- Okay.
What about your family?
- Well, my Pops lives out West.
He's the one that got me the job that I'm waiting on.
My mother, haven't seen her for a while.
She left us a long time ago.
- You ever try and find her?
- It's complicated.
But this job, this job could be something.
- Yeah? - Oh yeah.
And once I save up enough money,
I'm headed straight to The Bahamas
and I'm gonna buy me a bar right on the beach.
That's what my goal is.
Yeah.
Sounds fun right?
- Yeah.
- What about you?
- Yeah, both my parents have been gone for a few years now,
so, it's just me.
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah, it's okay.
You know, like a lot of people too,
it just, it was hard.
Once the banks hiked the rates and they took our house.
I just, never really recovered after that.
- The house always wins right?
- Not always, but yeah.
That's why I'm focused on finishing my degree.
I wanna be a social worker, help people.
- I think people need to help themselves, no?
- Well, some can't 'cause the system's rigged.
"People need people."
Ask Streisand.
- Yeah.
(both laughing)
- Like you and me, we need each other, right?
(laughing)
- You know, if you're trying to get in my pants,
you don't have to use that charm talk.
(Gilbert laughing)
You know what my motto is?
- What's that?
- Sell no shit.
- [Woman] Whenever you're ready.
- Thank you.
- No, no, no, I cannot let you do that, please.
- No one lets me do anything, all right.
Woman up.
- I'm paying you back.
- Okay.
(gentle upbeat music)
I love this song.
(gentle upbeat music)
♪ With my love ♪
♪ I will bring to you ♪
♪ Every joy the world can give ♪
♪ With my love to share through the years ♪
♪ You will see no cloudy skies ♪
♪ With my love ♪
(dog barking)
- Hey you, hey you.
How you doing mutt?
Goddess.
(gentle music)
Andy.
- Yeah, just a minute.
- Okay.
- [Gilbert Voiceover] As much as you can change,
the past is always gonna catch up and say,
it's not quite done with you yet.
But this time, it wasn't about me.
- Oh shit.
- [Gilbert Voiceover] It was about protecting her.
- Come on, let's go eat, go eat.
(gentle music)
(people speaking indistinctly on TV)
- [TV] All right, and Gerald, show us what we have .
(people speaking indistinctly on TV)
(gentle music)
- [Gilbert] Hey, el vino?
- Oh, no, I'm okay.
- [Gilbert] Yeah.
- Yeah.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- Hey,
you know?
(gentle music)
- Yeah, I love you too.
We need to talk.
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
I'm gonna be heading out West tomorrow
for that job just for a little bit
until I can make this all work.
- It is working.
- No, it is, of course it is, but.
- So are you going to work or are you just running away?
- Come on, I'm working just for a couple of weeks.
- Sell no shit.
- I swear to God.
Okay, this isn't the end,
it's just a little pause for now.
Okay?
- Okay.
- Did you wanna talk about something?
- Oh, it was nothing.
(people speaking indistinctly on TV)
(gentle music)
(birds chirping)
- [Gilbert Voiceover] If the cops were gonna be
looking for me out East,
then it only made sense to head west.
Besides, I'd already used my get outta jail free card.
- Unemployment is pretty high these days,
so there aren't that many jobs,
only people making cash in banks,
loan defaults, jacked interest rates, foreclosures.
You know how it is.
Oh, here's one.
- Part-time dishwasher?
That doesn't even pay minimum wage.
I have no residence, I can't get welfare.
- I'd give you my job if I could.
- [Gilbert] I'm here for the dishwasher position.
- Ah, sorry, man, I filled that this morning.
- Seriously.
- I don't know what you want me to tell you.
- They told me that there was a spot.
- People need work.
You seem like a nice guy, good luck.
- [TV] A president's greatest responsibility
is to protect all our people from enemies,
foreign and domestic.
Here at home, the worst enemy we face is economic.
The creeping erosion of the American way of life
and the American Dream that has resulted
in today's tragedy of economic stagnation and unemployment.
- Come on, please.
- [Man] No, listen to your mother.
(people speaking indistinctly)
(gentle music)
(gentle upbeat music)
(police sirens blaring)
(people speaking indistinctly)
(telephone ringing)
- Hello.
Robert, is that you?
- Yeah, it's me.
- Where are you?
- Vancouver.
Realizing that this is probably the longest week of my life.
Just being away from you.
- Then come home.
- I will.
- When?
- I don't know, soon, maybe a couple of weeks.
(gentle music)
- Robert, I'm pregnant.
- With a baby?
- I can do this on my own,
I just, I thought you should know and.
- We're gonna be a family?
- Is that what you want?
- Yeah.
Yeah, you know that I do.
Oh my God, you're gonna be the best mother
and I'm gonna be a ****ing dad.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, we are gonna give this kid
the best home and family anybody has ever seen, babe.
- Listen, home will be wherever we are.
Just do whatever you gotta do to get back okay.
- I will.
Okay, I gotta go, I gotta go.
And I will call you soon okay, I love you.
- Bye.
(birds chirping)
- Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna be a.
(gentle music)
Hey, I'm gonna be a dad.
I'm gonna be a dad.
Holy shit.
I'm gonna be a dad.
(truck engine revving)
Holy shit.
(gentle upbeat music)
You an actor?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I'm an actor, starving actor.
Got an audition for a play tomorrow
and trying to go in character.
Not really sure what I'm gonna do yet.
- Yeah, I hear you.
- Hey, is there a chance that I could borrow something
and leave you my ID and then bring it back after I'm done.
(gentle upbeat music)
(telephone ringing)
- Hi, how come no one stopped me
when I came around the corner?
Bill Bonnie, institution security.
I'm here for a routine checkup
and I'm wondering if I could speak to your manager.
- There's not enough in budgets these days.
So we rely on the local guards for security.
- So, I coulda just walk right in and outta here.
- Well, we haven't had any problems yet.
- Yet?
Okay, let's say somebody does get back here
and they say, "Open the vault."
What do you say?
- We comply.
He says, "Don't give me a dye pack."
We don't give him one.
He says, "Don't press the silent alarm."
We don't press it.
And if you have any other questions,
you can talk to Jessica our assistant manager,
she'll be happy to help.
- Okay.
Great, great.
Good stuff.
- Okay. - Thanks.
(knocking )
- Hey. - Hello.
- I understand you guys do the security
for all the banks in the area.
- Right, it's true.
- Mind if I give you my resume?
- No, I'm sorry, we are not hiring.
- Oh. - So sorry.
- Well, that's too bad.
- [Man] Yes.
- How many guys do you have on per day?
Maybe you could use another.
- Ah, I am very sorry.
No, I'm here Monday to Wednesday
and the other guy, he is here straight to Saturday.
- I'm a martial artist.
Yeah, specializing in like hand to hand combat.
Registered to carry side arm.
- No? - Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
- [Man] Very impressive.
- Ah, thank you, thank you.
- Unfortunately, no one is leaving.
- [Gilbert] Okay.
- I am sorry.
- No, that's fine.
Things change.
So why don't you go ahead
and just pass it onto your boss for me.
Thank you.
Merci.
Enchanté, it's me, Michel down at the Royal East,
just spoke with the boss
and he said that they're cutting back shifts.
They won't need you tomorrow.
Mother****er did say that he would be making it up
in the Christmas bonus.
So I guess that's good.
Okay.
Très bien. Au revoir.
(gentle upbeat music)
- All right, continuing on special effects makeup.
Okay, so we've covered the eyes,
we've covered the ears.
Now on to the nose.
Polyurethane works great.
But in a pinch,
melt Vaseline with candle wax,
and you're on your way.
(people speaking indistinctly)
- [Gilbert] You were great, thank you so much.
(gentle music)
- Is that all for you today?
All right, that's good.
- All right, it's nice to see you.
See you next time. Have a good day.
(people speaking indistinctly)
Hi, can I help who's next?
Hello. - Hi Jessica, how are you?
- Great, how can I help you?
- Well if you could just go ahead
and take a look at that for me, please.
- Oh, need your help here.
I can't...
Don't?
- Oh, it says, don't scream.
Empty your drawers.
(laughing)
- Oh.
- Don't bother with the silent alarm, no dye packs.
Cops will be here in two to five minutes.
You'll be safe then, if you're cool now.
- I can't.
- Yeah, yeah, you can.
Come on.
You can do it.
You can do it, come on.
(dramatic music)
(people speaking indistinctly)
Okay.
Oh, man's that's a lot of...
- Is that okay?
- [Gilbert] Yeah, you got more?
- No.
- Oh wow.
- Where do we put it?
- What?
- Do you have like a bag?
- What?
Oh shit, I don't, I don't.
Do you have something, like a bag?
(dramatic music)
(people speaking indistinctly)
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Awesome.
(people speaking indistinctly)
- That's good, that's good, good job.
You're doing great.
- Okay.
Okay.
Sometimes these things don't...
Just hold it.
- You hold it, you hold it and I'll zip it.
- Oh.
You got.
- Oh God, okay, thank you.
How's that?
Okay. Good.
How'd I do?
- Work on your penmanship, it's really...
- Well, you did great. Thank you.
- Thank you. - All right.
- Have a good day.
(door bell ringing)
(car horns honking)
- How'd it go?
- What?
- The audition.
- Oh, oh, oh,
good, I think.
I could have been better prepared probably,
but I don't know.
You know I tried this weird speech impediment.
I'm not sure it worked.
But you know, fingers crossed.
And thank you for these.
- Of course.
And I talked a lot about you.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
So, can I use your bathroom?
(dramatic music)
Oh my God.
Oh my, **** yes.
(gentle upbeat music)
Hey, what do you think?
Pretty good, right?
Hey, you available?
(people speaking indistinctly)
(gentle upbeat music)
I forgot that I gotta, I gotta go poop.
(people speaking indistinctly)
(gentle upbeat music)
Sock.
- Sir, Sir.
- Yeah.
- We don't scan carry on on domestic flights.
You can move on through.
- Oh.
- Thank you.
Okay then.
(gentle music)
- [Announcer] Attention passengers, Flight 492 with
service to Ottawa International Airport is now boarding.
- Sir, Air-o-plan?
Miss, Air-o-plan?
- Wait another Crown, please and thanks.
- Right away, Sir. - Thank you.
- Would you like to sign up for our Air-o-plan card?
It's a credit card and air miles in one.
- Air miles?
- It's a frequent flyer program, Sir.
The more you use the card,
the more points you get toward flights
and of course ****tails.
- Ooh, who could say no to that?
(Gilbert laughing)
(airplane engine roaring)
- [Announcer] Arriving passengers,
please be sure to collect all baggage
before leaving the terminal.
(people speaking indistinctly)
- Robert.
(both laughing)
You're never gonna cut on me again, right?
- Never, I promise you.
And tomorrow I'm gonna prove it.
- How?
- Well I can't tell you all my secrets now, can I?
- No.
- Oh, I can't forget this.
- Come on, car's this way.
- My wife's rings, necklaces and bracelets,
******* even took my shotgun.
So, where do we go from here?
- Oh, they steal here, they fence over in Vanier,
they sell at another county or in the States.
Recovery's low, okay, it's extremely low.
Okay, it's extremely low. - It doesn't have to be.
Detective Ray Hoffman, Vanier B and E.
- That's quite the super bush cut, buddy.
- Dress for the job you want.
Been trying to get ahold of you for a few weeks.
- Give me a sec.
- Yeah, sure.
- They said you weren't much of a desk guy.
So I thought I'd catch you in action.
Sounds like you guys are having as much luck as we are.
- Yeah, well they keep cutting funding
'cause we're not delivering the numbers.
Getting more pink slips now than convictions.
Waiting on mine.
How can I help you?
- 8,224 robberies nationwide.
It's the most in the entire world.
The Capital alone's seen B and E's double since last annum.
Despite where our government says,
we're not winning.
- I don't think I've ever heard anyone
use the word annum out loud.
- It must be equally frustrating
with our overlapping cases
to not have access to one another's resources.
Same perps moving in and out of our cities,
same red tape covering both our departments.
- Understatement.
So what are you saying you want join forces?
- We'll create a new one.
- Like a task force?
- Look, from what I found, there's three top fences
for everything stolen,
with the name that keeps coming across my desk
is Tommy. - Tommy Kay.
I know, I know.
Down at The Playmate, I know,
even this break-in right here
has got all the Tommy hallmarks,
guns and jewelry stolen and all the electronics left behind.
- Both have higher resale. - Yeah.
- By my estimation,
70% of everything stolen moves through him.
We bring him down it all falls.
- You you're gonna need more manpower,
major funding and a ****ing kick*** proposal.
(people speaking indistinctly)
(birds chirping)
- Elwood, I think we just got our mission from God.
- It's Hoffman.
- No, Elwood, Blues Brothers.
You know, Belushi, Aykroyd...
Okay, we'll work on that.
(Gilbert laughing) - [Andrea] It's true.
- This is a nice neighborhood, right?
- What are you up to?
- What do you mean, what am I up to?
- Okay.
- We're out for a walk. - Uh huh.
- Oh, I like this place.
- Whose place is this?
- Ours?
- What?
(Gilbert laughing)
What?
No.
- [Gilbert] Yep.
- Wow.
Yeah, well, come on, we don't have enough money
to rent this.
- Who says we're renting?
- [Gilbert Voiceover] All right,
I know what you're thinking
that new homeowner smile on my face
is 'cause I must be rolling in it, right?
Wrong.
The average bank job only nets you about 20 grand.
You know how fast you can burn through 20 Gs.
Look no further than this house right here.
- New baby, new start, amazing things for an amazing woman.
- Really? - Yep.
- What, how?
- Well I reconnected with my Pops out West
and he hired me as a... (door knocking)
Come on in.
He hired me as a security analyst.
So I'll be flying back and forth a lot,
but I think it's worth it, right?
- What exactly are you doing?
- So I'll be going into businesses
and assessing their weaknesses.
Oh yeah, right over there boys, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, so I go into companies and I help them.
I teach them how to, you know, improve their security,
prevent crime, things like that.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Well when do I get to meet him?
- Well, you know, he doesn't really believe
in the whole living together before marriage thing.
He thinks we're sinners.
He's kind of a commie that way.
- So when are we gonna get married?
I'm just kidding, I'm kidding.
(both laughing)
Is this real wood?
(telephone ringing)
- You're very fast when you look through it.
I mean, 'cause it's a lot of work went into that.
I'm just saying.
- Definitely well put together.
- It is, it is, yeah.
And, and you know, these guys,
they keep popping up like ants.
So that gives us the resources that we need
so we can tail them to their fences.
I mean, we have to prove the source, right?
- I get that.
It's just, there's not enough in the budget to fund this.
- We'll cut corners, okay.
We have no issue with that.
- Even then.
- You don't have to pay us overtime.
It's fine.
- Maybe if we had a bigger success rate ahead of time,
this would be a lot easier sell to the boys upstairs.
- That's what's gonna give us the bigger rate
and make you look even more like the rock star
than you already are.
Okay, okay, remember why we got into this, okay.
Let's do that.
And we can only do that if we do this.
Okay, just pass it on.
They say no, they say no, I don't bring it up again.
- If I pass this on, you'll leave?
- Up, up, up, up.
- [Man] Promise? - Promise, see that right there.
- [Man] You're gone? - ****ing rockstar.
(upbeat music)
- Strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, threats.
That's business 101, mutt.
- [Gilbert Voiceover] Since you can't really
get a bank loan to rob a bank,
I was gonna have to find a different kind of credit union.
And because I like to spend faster than I could steal,
I was gonna need an appointment pretty soon.
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon ♪
♪ You come and go, you come and go ♪
♪ Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams ♪
♪ Red, gold and green, red, gold and green ♪
- Look at this shit.
An entire generation robbed of real music.
****, it's just a ****ing side show to distract you
from the fact that the music actually sucks.
I mean guys like Sinatra, Armstrong,
****ing even Lennon, yeah.
They didn't **** about with any of that.
I was nose bleeds at Carnegie Hall in '74.
Sinatra was so far away,
you couldn't even tell what color his tie was.
But that didn't matter.
'Cause when you heard him
then you knew.
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon ♪
- Now that, that was music.
I mean what the **** is a Boy George?
- He's a lovely man who cross dresses.
Times are changing, love.
♪ Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams ♪
- Yeah.
♪ Red, gold, and green ♪
- See, the problem is nobody listens anymore.
It's like words don't matter.
But mine do.
More often than not,
it's a man's mouth that breaks his nose.
But in your case, it's your ****ing ears.
Zip it, no.
Listen, my terms were not only fair, they were pretty clear.
♪ Not my rival ♪
- Don't be late again, all right.
Here, clean yourself up, get outta here.
****.
Drive safe.
(Dave laughing)
Music was better when the dinosaurs roamed.
- I agree.
Video definitely killed the radio star.
♪ You come and go ♪
- Where'd you come from?
Who are you?
- I'm Robert Whiteman.
I want some capital for an out of town job.
And I hear that you are the guy
that I'm supposed to talk to.
(laughing)
- You're a narc, yeah.
He's a narc, right? - He's definitely a narc.
- [Gilbert] I'm not a narc. - [Tommy] He's a narc, right?
- [Gilbert] No, no, no, no, not a narc.
- This guy's definitely a narc.
- Bishop, your nose, dear.
♪ You come and go ♪
- I wanna show you something.
Come here.
They can come.
- Well where are we going? - Right over here.
- Over here. - Yeah.
- Right.
(gentle music)
- Do you see that bank right over there?
- [Tommy] Yeah.
- I can get in and out in three minutes.
- And do what?
- Rob it.
- Bullshit.
- You wanna bet?
- If you need money, why can't you just steal it?
- Because I need more than the average haul
and I don't wanna be knocking over every bank
in the same town that I live.
- Three minutes.
- Three minutes, for 10,000 bucks.
I'll pay it back, 20% over six months.
- 30% over five months.
(dramatic music)
- Deal.
Set your watch.
- Hey this is a Rolex pal.
You got some balls, huh?
- Yeah, I got two.
- Hey, hey, don't come back in the front door, okay, okay.
- Okay.
(dramatic music)
- Is this really happening?
He's going to the loo.
- I guess he must be nervous.
(laughing)
That mother****er. - Is this really happening?
- 50 bucks says he gets japped.
- Yeah, I'll take that money.
(dramatic music)
- He's taking too long.
- Told you.
- [Gilbert] ****.
(dramatic music)
- What the ****?
****.
- There you go.
- ****, there's money in construction.
- [Gilbert] Happy New Year.
- You're late, three minutes and 12 seconds.
- Come on, you're busting my balls.
- Just the left one. Hey, sit down.
How many times you've done this?
- Well, that would be my second.
I've been casing it for a while though.
You see in the States they got armed guards
at every bank around the country.
But in Canada, it's like John Candy with ****ing mace.
Could we get a drink?
- Oh, Linda. - Yeah.
- Set us up with some Crown, please.
- Got it.
- Oh Dave, can I have a minute here?
Thanks buddy.
How many more of those do you think you can do,
just like that?
- Well, I mean there's 5,890 branches
across the country, so.
- Oh, so I guess,
hey, we're gonna be having a lot of drinks.
- Hey, you got the money, I got the time buddy.
- I'm in.
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you, Linda.
Hey, to partners and rye.
- Partners and rye.
(upbeat music)
(airplane engine roaring)
- Hi.
♪ Revving up my engine ♪
♪ Like a 747 love was shining like you won't believe ♪
♪ What a scene ♪
♪ Revving up my engine baby ♪
♪ Like a 747 love was shining like you won't believe ♪
- Hey.
Can I ask you a favor?
♪ Gonna take my silver dollar ♪
♪ Change it into quarters shove it in the record machine ♪
(airplane engine roaring)
- So the guys like, "Yeah, what are you gonna do?"
He's like, "What are you doing with the monkey?"
You know, "You can't have monkeys here."
Thank you.
(Gilbert laughing)
♪ What a scene ♪
♪ Baby said she leaving me ♪
♪ Then she went away ♪
♪ And it caused a scene ♪
♪ What a scene ♪
♪ I'm gonna take my silver dollar ♪
♪ Change it into quarters shove it in the record machine ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ 'Cause I got my old man rock ♪
- [Gilbert] I'll take this one.
♪ Got my old man roll ♪
♪ When you walk that walk ♪
♪ It's good for your soul ♪
♪ And I'm talking about my old man rock ♪
♪ I got my old man roll ♪
- What do you think?
Wanna take it for a spin?
(laughing)
(airplane engine roaring)
I got an idea.
I got a buddy, who's a banker.
I wanna play a joke on him and you can write it.
Give me all your money, in French, right.
(Gilbert laughing)
He's gonna love this.
Enchanté.
(upbeat music)
Très bien. Merci beaucoup.
- [Gilbert Voiceover] In exchange
for fronting me the initial cash,
Tommy took a small piece of the action.
I didn't always need him,
but it was good to have powerful friends.
- Yeah baby.
You like it?
- I love it.
- Good, because you got two more coming.
- Are you sure that's a good idea?
Seems like a waste of money.
- Yeah, well not when you're rolling in it.
(upbeat music)
♪ Walking walk ♪
♪ Talking talk ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Revving up my engine baby ♪
♪ Like a 747 was shining like ♪
- Hi, how can I help you today?
- I'd like to make a credit card payment please.
- Great, how'd you like to pay for that?
- Cash. (police sirens blaring)
♪ Revving up my engine baby ♪
♪ Like a 747 ♪
- I've been on a lot of these flights, Rosie,
and I gotta say nobody sucks 'em down like you.
Cheers to that.
(airplane engine roaring)
- Have a nice day.
♪ Change it into quarters shove it in the record machine ♪
- Hey.
Remember me?
Come on, you know the drill.
Thank you Mrs. Claus.
♪ When you walking that walk ♪
♪ It's good for your soul ♪
♪ And I'm talking about my old man rock ♪
- Mr. Whiteman.
Welcome to the Elite Flyers Club.
♪ When you walking that walk ♪
- [Hostess] Congratulations.
♪ It's good for your soul ♪
(all applauding)
- Stop it.
(upbeat music)
♪ It's me and I'm in love again ♪
- Damn, that's a lot of money.
(both laughing)
- Well God save the queen.
- Yeah, huh?
Two sides to everything, Tommy.
On one side, you got the house.
On the other side, you got the guy
who stole the cash to build the house.
- I'll get you boys some drinks, all right.
- Absolutely. - Thank you.
- Partners and rye, huh?
- [Gilbert] That's right.
- Boy, this ain't just business for you,
you really like this shit. - I do.
You know what the most exciting part is,
when you're descending and your plane is at 10,000 feet
and all you see is the world beneath you.
You ever cased a bank at 10,000 feet?
- I've done a lot of things at 10,000 feet, my friend.
But that ain't one of 'em.
(both laughing)
- I'm going to count this.
- Is he okay?
- Yeah, Dave's a little overprotective.
- Overprotective of you?
- [Tommy] Yeah.
- Look at your hands, they're like lunch boxes.
- Oh yeah.
I may only have an eighth grade education,
but I got a doctor's thesis in street.
Which reminds me, you keep doing what you're doing,
the way you're doing 'em,
you're gonna be in the Millionaires Club
before you can say stick 'em up.
- Millionaires Club?
- Yeah.
That's when you make a mill off just one job.
- You're never gonna get a million off a bank.
Are you kidding me?
- Not a bank.
What do you know about jewelry?
- What do I know about jewelry?
I know that people are attached to it and it's riskier.
I mean, money is money, it's got no characteristics,
but diamonds and watches, that's personal.
- Yeah, which is why it's more lucrative.
- I don't know.
Jewelry's like taking from the little guy.
A bank is an institution.
You don't take from the little guy.
You'll break him, you'll send him to the poor house.
- What, are you kidding me?
You ever walk into a Godwins?
These places are corporate.
They're smaller than banks, less security.
You do one job like that right, you can retire.
You should think about it.
- It would have to be a long ways from here.
- You could always use your air miles.
And if that fails, well, you got one of these.
- Oh, well I guess the size does matter.
(both laughing)
- T.
(upbeat music)
Be right there, honey.
- Who's that?
- Ah, that's my daughter.
- You have a daughter.
- You never asked.
[Tommy] Baby, you know you're not supposed to be in here.
What happened, the school burn down?
Come on, you're 16 years old, this is no place.
Come here, this is no place for you.
- I've seen naked women before.
- [Tommy] I'm not even gonna ask.
(upbeat music)
(birds chirping)
(people speaking indistinctly)
- I can tweak the report,
lower the numbers, make it a budget
they can get on board with.
- No point.
- So that's it, we just quit?
(people speaking indistinctly)
We got it?
- Oh, I mean, unless approved means something else.
(both laughing)
Look, I know I'm a *******, all right.
All right, look, I'm gonna need 20K cash
so we can get all the fence shit we need.
I want every single one of our boys
in unmarked rent-a-wrecks
and a big ****ing state of the art home base.
(both laughing)
Well, I guess it beats the shitbox coffee shops, huh?
So what are we calling it?
(gentle upbeat music)
- OPD, RCMP, all top of their class.
Can I get everyone's attention please?
- Hi guys, how you doing?
I'm Detective Snydes, B and E,
I'm not gonna give a big speech or your game day pep talk.
But the fact is Project Cafe is your number one priority.
Individually, you don't matter.
Your families no longer matter.
But know that if we catch our man,
every single one of you goes home
with credit for the collar.
Understood?
Any questions?
- Who exactly are we trying to collar, Sir?
- Tommy Kay.
Moves more goods than ****ing Simpson Sears
down at The Playmate.
Half the clientele being on his payroll
makes that place fingerprint city.
I wanna know every person, perp and prostitute
that goes in and outta that place.
(dramatic music)
We know Tommy.
Diamond Dave, his second in command.
(door knocking)
(door breaking)
(dramatic music)
Billy Bishop, junkie all around shit heel.
But the last two pieces of the puzzle,
what do we have on them?
- Working on it.
- Well, work harder.
Get me everything you can on these two.
Because ever since they showed up,
we're seeing a lot less fencing going on down there.
And I wanna know if they got something to do
with all these bank jobs going down.
'Cause it's no coincidence.
(dog barking)
- Oh shit.
- Yeah, all right, I asked around.
Security analysts don't make this kind of cash, Robert.
- Well, the good ones do.
- Yeah, what about your business card?
The telephone line is disconnected
and the address doesn't even exist.
What are you doing?
- [Gilbert] Look.
- Are you selling drugs?
- No.
- Are you killing people?
- No, of course I'm not killing people.
- Well, I'm running out of options here.
Are you even working with your dad?
- My dad's been in the can since I was 10-years-old.
The last time I saw him,
he was getting dragged off the front lawn in handcuffs.
I didn't tell you because I was embarrassed.
- And what about your mom?
All that stuff about your mom, was that a lie too?
- No.
No, no, that's the truth.
Before my mom left, she would sit with me and my brother
and she would just read to us.
She was really big on that kind of stuff.
She was super smart.
Then after my dad got locked up, she,
I don't know, she just checked out
and she wasn't really around much anymore.
She'd always say that,
no matter how much I changed my clothes or my shirt,
I would always, I'd always be him.
- Then what the hell is going on?
What are you doing?
- Page one.
You're inside trading?
- Lower on the page.
Look, after I got outta jail, I met you
and I wanted to start over.
I wanted a home, I wanted a family.
That's it.
I'm sorry.
- This is you.
- Yeah.
- You're a robber?
- Yeah.
- How many have you done?
- I don't know, maybe 30 newspapers worth.
- 30?
- Maybe more.
(gentle music)
Look nobody's been hurt, except you.
I'm gonna pack up my shit and I'll be out by tonight.
I promise.
- So you're just robbing the banksters?
- Yeah.
- Show me.
(gentle upbeat music)
(birds chirping)
So what are we looking for?
- Strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, threats.
See if I can get in and out of there in a minute 30
and not get caught in the first three minutes after,
I'll always get away.
Oh, there he is.
(Gilbert laughing)
I love this guy.
Look at him.
So horny.
Look at him.
- You've been here before.
- Yeah.
Yeah, but only on recon.
- So he's the weakness?
- And the opportunity.
- Wait, you're going now?
- Yep.
- Wait, you're leaving. Oh my God.
- Wish me luck. - What?
Oh my God.
Okay.
(gentle upbeat music)
(car engine revving)
- Hey man, you're Carl?
- I'm Carl.
- No, oh my God.
- Oh, did you drive the plymouth?
-Yeah.
I just saw somebody over there,
looks like they were trying to jimmy something in there.
- You kidding me?
- Yeah, looked like it might be a burglary.
(gentle upbeat music)
- Where are you?
(gentle upbeat music)
- Wait,
what the hell?
(alarm ringing)
Oh no.
(alarm ringing)
(fire engine sirens blaring)
[Andrea] Oh my God.
(dramatic music)
Oh my God.
Is he talking to me?
Oh my God.
What?
Oh my God.
(Gilbert laughing)
Are you okay?
- Yeah.
You know, it's always a bit of an adrenaline rush,
but other than that, it's good.
- There was so much going on, I didn't know where you were.
- That means I did my job.
Look at that. Look at that.
- This is wild.
- Yeah, I know baby.
Look, I know, I know it's a lot, but hopefully,
you know, we can get through.
What are you thinking?
- You gotta promise me something.
Actually, a couple of things.
- Okay.
- One, you never get caught.
- Of course.
- Two, you just rob banks.
I mean, they've screwed over everyone I've ever cared about.
So I can live with that.
- Sure.
What else?
- You do this until we can retire.
And we take the baby, you get that beach bar of yours
and we move on a hundred percent legit, you're done.
- Deal.
Actually, you gotta promise me something first?
- Oh yeah, what's that?
(gentle music)
- Will you marry me?
- Robert.
Oh my God.
- Is that a yes?
- Yes.
Oh my God.
(gentle music)
(birds chirping)
- All right, the last two guys, we need to ID.
- Still nothing on him, huh?
Not a thing?
- Not a thing, he's a ghost.
- What about the other guy, anything?
- Didn't he drive the same car?
- Yeah, they all do.
They're like a Chrysler Fifth Avenue gang.
Tommy and Dave have one too.
- The other guy drove the same exact car, same plates.
Registered to an Andrea Hudson.
What's the explanation?
- I think I'm gonna find out.
(gentle upbeat music)
- Someone's had a few.
- Oh, hey, why you say that?
- You're still in disguise.
- Oh shit.
- Don't get sloppy kid.
- Yeah, you know, I hear you.
But to be honest, I've just been focusing
on that one last job.
That's our big one.
Then I'm gonna be owning a place just like this,
but ocean side.
- Got it figured out yet?
- Not quite, not quite, but I have been
casing out a place out West the last few months.
You know, this is the big one.
I'm calling it The Big Vancouver.
- Oh, you're naming your jobs now.
- Yeah, Robert would have trading cards
with his stats on it if he could.
- That is actually a really good idea.
- Yeah.
Bigger job, you know, you're gonna need a second man.
- No, I don't need a second man.
- Yeah, what about Bishop?
- Come on.
That guy, no. - Yeah.
Come on, he's a good man.
- Yeah, no, definitely don't need a second man.
- Come on, I got an investment to protect.
You get a second pair of eyes.
- I don't need a second man.
- Robert, I insist.
(gentle upbeat music)
- Okay, you know what?
I can talk about this some other time, okay.
Right now I gotta get back to the wife.
- You got a wife?
- Well hell congratulations kid.
- Thank you.
- Hey, to Partner's rye
and your fiance.
- And my baby to be.
- It's package deal.
Double fledge.
(both laughing)
- Well, how about that?
- All right, I'm gonna take a piss
and get outta here before she has my nuts.
- What the hell's that?
- "Karma Chameleon" is track one.
- Huh?
- MTV baby.
- Oh, it's this George Boy guy.
Hey Detective, you finally here to throw down that warrant?
- Nah, no, just a deuce T bag.
- Well, you must really like this place.
- The only thing I'll ever like about this place
is the look on your face when I shut it down.
And that's just a matter of time.
- Oh, time's a funny thing.
Let it run long enough, warrants expire,
funding dries up, people get hurt.
(upbeat music)
- I'll light a match for you.
- Yeah.
Choke a loaf.
(Gilbert whistling)
- Oh hey.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Boy George fan, huh?
- Yeah, yeah.
I am.
You know, I think he's underrated.
- Yeah. - I like him.
Yeah. - Oh wow, too much makeup.
Even for me,
everyone thinks I got ****ing eyeliner on you know.
(both laughing)
- Yeah.
It looks like you're wearing eyeliner.
You're not?
- No, no. - Oh.
- Be who you are, you know.
- Yeah, yep.
Okay, sure.
You take care.
Bye, bye.
- Hey, "Changing Every Day"
that's on that album too, right?
- I think so. I think so.
- Yeah, what do you think he's trying to hide?
- I don't know, man.
I'm more into the tune than the lyric.
You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- Catchy.
Okay then we'll see you.
- Yeah.
**** me. Jesus Christ.
(dramatic music)
Those two guys drive the exact same car
because they're the exact same guy.
He's wearing disguise, he's got fake skin and the wig
and the whole thing.
- Why?
- I don't know why.
- Well let's run his plates in and find out.
- Yeah and call every costume and prosthetics place,
coast to coast.
(car engine revving)
(telephone ringing)
- [Woman] John, seriously.
- Sorry, honey.
(telephone ringing)
Yeah.
Better be good.
- District's been keeping tabs on various people,
various vehicles over the last few months.
- I know.
- One of our guys was heading back to the precinct
past the 7-Eleven, an old Buick was there,
but they didn't think much of it,
but they thought they'd seen it before.
Couldn't quite shake this feeling that maybe.
- Okay if there's a point, now's the time get to it.
- Right, right, well it turns out the car
belongs to somebody that we brought in for a DUI,
then a failure to appear in court.
- Okay, he's screwed, I get it.
Why am I here?
- He wanted to talk to you.
(dramatic music)
- Hey.
Hey,
our two guys are not only the same guy
I saw at The Playmate.
He's also this guy.
- That's Robert?
- Yes, that's Robert.
Diamond Dave says he's off on a job right now.
Something Robert's calling The Big Vancouver.
- He's naming his jobs now.
- What do we have left in petty cash quick?
Oh, come on.
I've got maybe 50 left in my account for a plane ticket.
Come on cough it up. - All right, all right, here.
(dramatic music)
- [Gilbert] Are you okay?
- I need a bump.
- Oh my God.
The job is a bigger rush, okay.
Are you sure you're okay to do this?
- You sure it'll work?
- I know what the **** I'm doing.
You need to keep your shit together.
I've cased this place three times.
And if it's done right, we'll clear over a million in there.
Everything before this was prologue.
What the **** is prologue?
- So just take a look at these, ready?
So this is definitely him?
- Look, like I said on the phone from your fax,
definitely him. - Okay.
- And you said something about money.
- Has he been back this week?
- Well, he came by asking about hiring actors.
- For what?
- I don't know, said he wanted to try something different.
Maybe directing.
- Yeah, I'm gonna guess it's not that.
- [Woman] Hey, you can't go in there.
- Call Detective Hoffman it's fine.
Seriously it's fine.
Detective John F Snydes, my guy's already
gotten the horn with your team, please.
- It's all right.
- I believe this man has come to your city
to rob a bank within the next 24 hours.
How fast can you get uniforms to sit on those locations?
- There's over 670 banks downtown.
- Well, the same place's get robbed each time
he flies into any town.
And I've narrowed it down to five.
He's done two in a day.
Maybe he's gonna up his personal best, I don't know.
Can you help or not?
(dramatic music)
(car engines revving)
(dramatic music)
Anybody got eyes on anything?
- No, I got nothing.
- Negative.
- Okay, we're all looking for something
big and different, right?
Big and different.
(dramatic music)
- Thank you.
- Take care.
- Well, that should do her.
- Hi, what is this?
- Four palms for delivery.
- [Man] You can't put those here.
- [Courier] Why not?
- Because we didn't order them.
- [Courier] Somebody ordered 'em.
- We got anybody posted at the mall?
- [Courier] I just put 'em where they told me to go.
- [Man] Okay, but.
(dramatic music)
- Let's see, I think I'll take one of everything.
- No.
- No?
- No.
- Jesus Christ. - Open up.
- Are you serious?
- Anyone else seeing this?
- [Man] Yeah, someone ordered them, sure.
I did not.
- [Courier] This is Godwins right?
- That's what the sign says, yes, this is Godwins.
- Well then they're in the right place.
- [Snydes] Do me a favor, run the plates on that van.
- Hey, handle him.
God dammit.
Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
- [Man] Your demeanor's incredibly unprofessional.
- Hey you, get on the ground.
Get the **** on the ground.
Get on the ground now.
- Hey, settle down.
Easy.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Watch the front door.
(dramatic music)
There you go.
All of it, all it, all of it, all of it.
- Robert, I think we got company.
- Get over here.
- You said my name, idiot.
(dramatic music)
You did great.
(bombs exploding)
(dramatic music)
- ****, he's not robbing a bank.
He's hit the Godwins at the mall.
(dramatic music)
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
- Slow down, don't run.
Be cool.
Hey.
- [Woman] Hey.
- I got two possible suspects,
moving north through the mall.
Blue coveralls.
Don't move!
(people speaking indistinctly)
Hands up, turn around.
(dramatic music)
- [Hoffman] Snydes, yeah, I think I see 'em
other side of the mall.
- Get outta here..
- I got 'em.
Yeah, they're heading to the West entrance.
- [Man] No, no, no, I got two over here heading East.
- [Man] Shit. Do we take them all?
- Go after the two that don't run.
(alarm blaring)
-Go. Let's go.
Oh shit.
(dramatic music)
Check that door.
- ****, I ****ed up, I said your name.
- Just shut up and deal with the door.
- Shit.
- What?
- I forgot the gun.
- What?
You did what?
- I must have left it in the store.
We were moving so fast, I panicked.
- What is wrong with you, dude?
- Time's up Robert.
Time's up.
- You shoot me, you don't recover anything.
You still need evidence.
- Well, you're kind of exhibit A buddy.
- No, no, you and I both know
that you don't have enough to hold me.
- No, don't do it.
- Hey, let's pick this up another time.
- Hey, don't, don't.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Hey dumb ***.
- ****.
- Shit.
(telephone ringing)
- Hello.
- Pack your bags, baby.
- For real?
- For real.
Check the top dresser drawer.
- No.
- All right, all right.
I gotta go, I'll see you.
Don't forget to pack your sandals.
- I gotta go.
- Okay, okay, bye.
- Cops will see we bought plane tickets.
They're all over the airport.
- Which is why we're taking the train.
Take that.
I'll be in the bar car,
you make sure you're somewhere else.
See ya.
(dramatic music)
(car engine revving)
Goddess, movers are on their way,
we gotta go now.
Andy.
- We definitely have to go.
(car brakes screeching)
- Babe.
(gentle upbeat music)
(sirens blaring)
- I got it.
Get a chair, get a wheelchair.
Awesome.
Okay.
- There you go, have a seat.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
(Andrea screaming)
- You okay.
Okay just relax, relax, relax.
- You relax.
- [Doctor] You're doing great.
- Well how's it looking Doc?
Oh my God.
- Get outta here. - Oh my God.
Oh my God. - What are you doing?
I saw the, I saw the head, oh.
- Robert, Robert woman up.
- [Gilbert] Okay.
- [Doctor] Okay stay with me.
Breathe, breathe, bear down and push.
- Push.
(Andrea screaming)
(both screaming)
(baby crying)
Give it to her.
Oh my God.
(gentle music)
[Gilbert] Oh my God.
- Hi.
(baby crying)
- It's so cute.
- You're so perfect.
She's perfect.
Hi.
Don't poke her nose. - I'm just touching her.
(gentle music)
Hey.
I'm your daddy.
Yeah.
I'm your daddy.
(gentle music)
(dog barking)
(door breaking)
- Where the hell's everything?
- It's gone.
- You gotta be ****ing kidding me.
****.
- [Gilbert Voiceover] While Tommy was fencing
1.2 million in stolen jewels,
the cops were tracing the shotgun from Vancouver
right back to Diamond Dave.
And me, well, when shit goes south, I go north.
- [Andrea] Robert, what?
(birds chirping)
Are you gonna tell me what's going on?
- Look, they're watching the airports
and the train stations.
This is the safe play.
Tommy helped set this whole thing up, last minute.
- What about the plan?
What about the Bahamas?
- Look, sitting there holding her in that hospital.
I don't know, it's like I spent my entire life
working towards something like this idea of an escape,
this perfect ocean-side life,
but with all this, you two are the only escape that I need.
And like you said, "Wherever we are is home."
Right?
- Are we safe?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- New digs new town, right.
They don't know who or where I am.
So, welcome home.
(people speaking indistinctly)
(bike bell ringing)
Hey.
- [Gilbert Voiceover] It's not often you get a second chance
where the universe opens up and says,
"Don't **** this up."
But I was listening, I was out.
Besides in bank robbery,
they don't really have a bring your kid to work day.
(birds chirping)
- All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Goddess, we're home.
- In here.
Hi.
- Oh, I know that smile.
- You like that smile.
- I do like that smile, how are you?
Are we still good?
- Yeah.
- Yeah? - Uh huh.
- Okay.
- [Gilbert] Of course.
(door knocking)
- Oh, grab that, I'm gonna put her down.
- Yeah, okay, okay.
Come on, let's go.
- Hey, I'm looking for my friend, Robert Whiteman.
- Oh my God.
- My good buddy. - What are you doing here?
- Ah, just passing through.
- Nobody just passes through Pembroke.
- That's damn right.
- Hey, she's putting the baby down.
Grab a seat, I'll get some beers.
- Sure. -All right.
- Hey.
Thanks.
- [Gilbert] You got it.
(Gilbert sighing)
(Tommy laughing)
- Having a toddler is like owning a blender with no top.
- Her toys have toys.
- Yeah.
You know, I always thought
sweatpants were a sign of defeat,
but you actually make 'em look good.
They should stick you in a storefront.
- All right, Tommy, what are you really doing here?
- You're not used to having any real friends, are you?
I just came to see how you were doing.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- I'm good.
I'm real good.
- You sure?
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I never thought I'd see the day
when Robert Whiteman be cutting his own grass.
- Yeah, whoever thought that weeds
would be my biggest problem, right?
- You don't miss it.
- Nah.
Nah, it was just a means to an end.
- You know the older I get,
I realized all the stuff I don't need.
All the stuff that when I go,
they're just gonna toss it in the trash.
- Yeah, well you'll definitely have
the nicest trash on the block.
- [Tommy] Thank you.
- Yeah.
- It's funny, I can't think of a single toy
I ever had as a kid.
Probably because I never had much of anything at all.
Used to me piss me off,
seeing all these other kids
playing with their toys and shit.
I had zip, but that was okay.
'Cause it taught me to appreciate what I earned.
See once you know what it's like to have something,
well then you gotta have more.
It doesn't matter whether you're rich or poor.
You're always gonna live
to just a little bit beyond your means.
So you gotta know your limits.
You, me, we got everything, everything that matters.
All that other shit is just ashes and dust,
like we're gonna be.
- So what are you saying,
you getting outta the game?
- Nah, nah, nah, too old to grow up.
But you, do not tickle the balls of the lion
on the way out kid.
Hate to see you get mauled.
(gentle music)
(birds chirping)
(insects chirping)
- Shit.
(gentle music)
- No.
- I gotta do just one more.
One last one.
- We'll find another way.
- It's the only thing I've ever been good at.
There is no other way.
- There's always another way.
We had a deal.
Okay?
- Okay.
You're right, you're right.
It was a stupid idea.
- You promise?
- I promise.
I'll make a few calls in the morning
and I'll see what I can do.
- Okay.
(gentle music)
(baby babbling)
- Don't be like me.
(gentle music)
(baby babbling)
Thank you.
(gentle music)
(insects chirping)
(gentle music)
(birds chirping)
- Robert.
(baby crying)
What are you crying about?
Come on.
Robert.
How are you, today?
Robert.
Let's get some food.
(gentle upbeat music)
- Car's still in the driveway, Whiteman's gone.
I think Andrea and the kid are still inside.
- It's taken us this long to get this far,
I am not gonna let him get away.
- [Hoffman] Any ideas?
(gentle upbeat music)
(telephone ringing)
- Hello.
- Hey, is Rob there please?
- No, he's not.
Can I take a message?
- Nah, nah, no worries, no, I'll call back.
I'll call back, thanks.
He's not there.
- Got spook jumped town?
I don't know.
- No, no, he wouldn't leave without her.
- We only got the TRU and the war for tonight,
we gotta make this happen.
- He's making a move.
He's making a move.
Call the airports, call the train stations, okay.
I'll call the buses and the car rentals.
Come on, let's go, this goes down now
or we start all over.
(dramatic music)
(telephone ringing)
- [Gilbert] Goddess.
(laughing)
- Hi.
So anything?
- Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I got in touch with an old buddy of mine
who has a line on a gig out here.
It's just sale stuff, nothing fancy.
But I dunno it'll pay the bills, right?
- When will you know?
- Well, I'm supposed to sit down with them soon.
So I have a really, really good feeling about it.
- Well, I'm sure it'll be great.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
So I should be home by like 4:30.
Can you pick me up at the airport?
- Sure.
Yeah, of course, I'll see you then.
- Hey, you know.
- I love you too.
- Bye, bye.
(gentle music)
- Okay, all right, let me know.
Nothing, nothing at the airport, train stations or buses.
We're not paying you to sit on your ***es,
go do something.
Hey wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
pass me that over there.
(gentle upbeat music)
Did you check the local airport?
(upbeat music)
(car engine revving)
- He may have chartered a flight
out of Pembroke to Toronto.
From Toronto to London credit card puts him there.
- No wonder he was able to do it under the radar.
Son of a ***** has been using the regional airport as a hub.
(upbeat music)
(car engine revving)
Go.
♪ The sun ♪
♪ Even more beautiful, ah, ha, ha ♪
(upbeat music)
(helicopter blades whirring)
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪
- Good afternoon, Ma'am.
- Hi.
- Could you open up those drawers please, thanks.
(upbeat music)
(helicopter blades whirring)
♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪
(helicopter blades whirring)
♪ Bow, bow ♪
- Go, go, go, go, go.
(car engine revving)
♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪
(car engine revving)
♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪
(car engine revving)
(upbeat music)
- This him?
- Oh shit, yeah.
- ****.
♪ Bow, bow ♪
♪ Beautiful ♪
♪ Bow, bow ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Bow, bow ♪
♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪
- Here you go.
♪ Bow, bow ♪
- [Operator] Suspect has boarded a flight
at London International, aircraft is on the tarmac.
- No matter what you do, do not let him fly okay.
Do not let him fly.
(car engine revving)
(upbeat music)
♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪
(airplane engine roaring)
♪ Bow, bow ♪
- No, we're not gonna make it.
Look, there's too much at stake here
for somebody else to collar him.
Let him fly.
- No, **** that.
- Trust me, let him fly.
- Let him fly.
- [Operator] You sure?
- Yes, let him fly, let him fly.
♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Bow, bow ♪
(airplane engine roaring)
♪ Bow, bow ♪
(helicopter blades whirring)
- Okay.
Come on now.
We gotta go get Daddy, don't we?
You wanna go on a car ride.
All set, come on.
(upbeat music)
Let's get in your car seat, come on.
Ah, that's good.
There you go.
(upbeat music)
♪ Bow, bow ♪
(airplane engine roaring)
♪ Bow, bow ♪
(car engine revving)
Please be there.
(upbeat music)
♪ Bow, bow ♪
Let's go see Daddy, come on, let's go.
- Ha, ha, ha, hi.
- Don't ever do that again, ever.
- Okay.
Okay.
I won't, it's done.
All right, I'm done.
- Jesus.
- Hey, hey, hey, look at this, look at this.
Hey baby, how are you?
(car engine revving)
(police sirens blaring)
(people speaking indistinctly)
- Robert.
(baby crying)
Robert.
(police sirens blaring)
(car engine revving)
(baby crying)
(dramatic music)
(baby crying)
(police sirens blaring)
(dramatic music)
Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
- It'll be fine.
- What is going on?
What is going on?
- Don't touch my wife.
God dammit.
- Robert.
(dramatic music)
Let go of him, that's my husband.
- Everything's okay, honey.
- [Andrea] What do I do?
- Everything is gonna be okay.
(gentle music)
- I want you to get off of me.
(baby crying) Stop it, I have a child.
Do you see that I have a child?
- [Policeman] Please stay back.
Ma'am, I need you to step back.
(baby crying)
- It's okay, it's okay baby, it's okay.
- I'm sorry.
(gentle music)
(people speaking indistinctly)
(dramatic music)
Hey Detective, it's been too long already.
- It has, it has been too long.
- Yeah, would you like a stiff one?
Maybe a drink?
- No, no, no, no, my friend,
no, no, today, today I'm serving you.
(gentle upbeat music)
Time, it's a funny thing.
(gentle upbeat music)
- You're so serious.
You new?
No?
You been on the force for a while?
Hear about the guy with five ****s?
His pants fit like a glove.
(both laughing)
I knew it.
I got you, I got you.
(telephone ringing)
- You know what amazes me?
- What's that? - You, you.
- Really? - Yes.
- Well, thank you.
- You knew we were watching you
and you just, you kept going.
I mean, what you weren't loved enough as a kid?
- Is that, that is eyeliner isn't it?
- Well maybe it's Maybelline. - If it's not, then well...
beautiful eyelashes.
- What do you say, you give us Tommy
and we give you less time?
- Tommy's a businessman.
There's nothing to give, ever.
And you got nothing on me, so.
- No, no, no.
Well we ran your prints with the feds.
- Oh? - Yeah.
- Vincent Smears is a terrible name.
I mean, I can see why you went with Whiteman.
- Well.
You got me.
You guys are good.
Okay, I'll tell you more,
if you let me have a face to face with my wife.
- She's not exactly your biggest fan right now.
Especially after learning your name
isn't actually Whiteman.
(door knocking)
- Did somebody order a pizza?
- Oh yeah, right here.
(bell ringing)
Thank you.
There we go.
You want some?
- [Snydes] No, I'm good, I'm good.
- You sure? - Yeah, I'm good.
It's all you.
Run the prints with the feds again.
There's something wiry, okay.
- Hey, how is he?
- ****y and arrogant as hell, yeah.
But he grows on you, yeah.
Oh, and get me the wife.
- So if your name isn't Robert Whiteman,
is it just ***hole or?
- Well, there are a few things that I may have left out.
- Yeah.
So what are you just a bank robber now?
Is there anything else you left out?
Hmm.
When we met, I had one thing in my life.
I believed in people.
And you're not gonna take that away from me.
Robert, look at me.
You gotta tell me,
was I a part of this big lie?
Was I a cover?
- No.
You're the only real thing in my life.
I'm more me around you than I've ever been around anyone.
You taught me how to live, you taught me how to love,
you taught me how to trust.
And that's the truth, that's not a lie.
- All right, well that was pretty good.
I still think you're an ***hole though.
- Also the truth.
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.
And I know that's never gonna be enough, but I'm sorry.
I ****ed up.
I ****ed it up.
- So now what?
- You should run.
Get as far away from me as you can,
I can handle this.
- Clearly you can't.
And you know what?
I'm not like you Robert.
(gentle music)
I don't run.
(gentle music)
(door buzzing)
- How you been, partner?
Treating you okay in here?
- I'm all right, I'm all right.
Look, I'm sorry if any of this brought shit down on you.
- Hey, they found you through me.
I should be apologizing to you.
What kind of time they talking?
- I'm looking at 20.
I copped to all the robberies, they're...
probably charge me for two.
Probably be out by '98, '99.
- Yeah, you could probably do a better deal,
you turn in the others.
Me alone, you'd be out in eight.
- I don't know a lot about friends or family,
but I would never do that.
- You know, plenty.
(gentle upbeat music)
Travel well, bud.
♪ And this bird you cannot change ♪
(gentle upbeat music)
- [Man] Please rise.
- The court hereby finds Gilbert Galvan Jr.
guilty on all charges of armed robbery
and hereby sentences him to 20 years
in the Mill Haven Institution, effective immediately.
Court is adjourned.
(gentle music)
♪ The stars won't shine ♪
♪ In my sky anymore ♪
♪ I cry the same tears that I cried ♪
- [Gilbert Voiceover] No one's born bad.
(gentle upbeat music)
Like anything it takes practice.
♪ I feel so alone ♪
- [Gilbert Voiceover] And when you finally realize
that home is not a place you stay,
or can even find in a map,
bad becomes that warm place where everything is possible.
♪ What good's a dream ♪
♪ That's faded away ♪
♪ And what good is living♪
- [Gilbert Voiceover] Until it isn't.
♪ Without loving every day ♪
♪ And what good's a man ♪
(shouting)
♪ Without a woman of his own ♪
♪ And above all ♪
♪ What good's a never ringing phone ♪
- Say hi to your dad.
♪ My number's still the same ♪ - Hi.
♪ The one you've always known ♪
- Oh, oh.
♪ But I never hear your voice ♪
♪ Only, a lonely dial tone ♪
♪ Please give me back the old love that we shared ♪
(audience applauds)
♪ And please, please try to care for me ♪
♪ The way you once did ♪
- [Man] With a straight face,
you can say you have no money left?
- I could say it with a straight face,
I could say it with one with a smile on it.
I don't have any money.
♪ With just a memory ♪
♪ Oh and a never ringing phone ♪
♪ Yeah, yeahhh ♪
♪ I can't make it, no ♪
♪ With a never ringing phone ♪
(upbeat music)