1 00:00:57,357 --> 00:01:00,427 [narrator] Since the beginning of time, 2 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:04,197 since the first little girl ever existed, 3 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:07,667 there have been dolls. 4 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:13,840 But the dolls were always and forever baby dolls. 5 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:17,610 The girls who played with them 6 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,780 could only ever play at being mothers. 7 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:25,418 Which can be fun, at least for a while, anyway. 8 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,154 Ask your mother. 9 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,826 This continued until... 10 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,597 ["Thus Spoke Zarathustra" plays] 11 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:43,236 [warning buzz] 12 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:53,747 [ting] 13 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:43,463 [narrator] Yes, Barbie changed everything. 14 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:46,433 Then, she changed it all again. 15 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:48,601 All of these women are Barbie, 16 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:52,105 and Barbie is all of these women. 17 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:55,408 She might have started out as just a lady in a bathing suit, 18 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:58,378 but she became so much more. 19 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:01,114 She has her own money, her own house, 20 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:04,918 her own car, her own career. 21 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:09,823 Because Barbie can be anything, women can be anything. 22 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,225 And this has been reflected back 23 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:16,262 onto the little girls of today in the Real World. 24 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,231 Girls can grow into women, 25 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,833 who can achieve everything 26 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,235 and anything they set their mind to. 27 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:24,471 Thanks to Barbie, 28 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:30,477 all problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved. 29 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:33,446 At least that's what the Barbies think. 30 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,416 After all, they're living in Barbie Land. 31 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:39,753 Who am I to burst their bubble? 32 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:42,188 And here is one of those Barbies now, 33 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,991 living her best day every day. 34 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:46,526 ["Pink" playing] 35 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,628 ♪ When I wake up ♪ 36 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:51,310 ♪ In my own pink world ♪ 37 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:55,135 ♪ I get up out of bed and wave to my homegirls ♪ 38 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,470 ♪ Hey, Barbie, hey ♪ 39 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:59,606 ♪ She's so cool ♪ 40 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,207 ♪ All dolled up ♪ 41 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,377 ♪ Just playing chess by the pool ♪ 42 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,714 ♪ Come on, we got important things to do ♪ 43 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:11,985 ♪ It's her and her and me and you ♪ 44 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:16,222 ♪ And pink goes with everything ♪ 45 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,224 ♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪ 46 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,360 ♪ I'm read' to go You know, you know ♪ 47 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:24,397 ♪ It's pink Good enough to drink♪ 48 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,700 ♪ We like other colors but ♪ 49 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,968 ♪ Pink just looks so good on us ♪ 50 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,637 [sighing] 51 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:34,140 ♪ What you wearing? Dress or suit? ♪ 52 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:37,977 ♪ Either way, that power looks so good on you ♪ 53 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:42,215 ♪ Hey, Barbie I like your style ♪ 54 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:46,519 ♪ If that was really a mirror you'd see a perfect smile ♪ 55 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:50,957 ♪ Round and round and round and round and ♪ 56 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,950 ♪ That's my Barbie ♪ 57 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,564 ♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪ 58 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:59,320 ♪ That's my Barbie ♪ 59 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:01,768 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 60 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,603 ♪ That's my Barbie ♪ 61 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:06,390 ♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪ 62 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:07,407 ♪ That's my Barbie ♪ 63 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,377 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 64 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:13,613 ♪ Come on, we got important things to do ♪ 65 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:17,717 ♪ It's her and her and me and you ♪ 66 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:22,122 ♪ And pink goes with everything ♪ 67 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,957 ♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪ 68 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,590 ♪ I'm read' to go You know, you know ♪ 69 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,428 -♪ It's pink ♪ -♪ Pretty pink ♪ 70 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:30,397 -♪ Good enough to drink ♪ -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 71 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:32,565 ♪ We like other colors but ♪ 72 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:34,634 ♪ Pink just looks so good on us ♪ 73 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,736 ♪ P, pretty ♪ 74 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,872 ♪ I, intelligent ♪ 75 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,974 ♪ N, never sad ♪ 76 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,430 ♪ K, cool ♪ 77 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:44,477 [narrator] When you're playing with Barbies... 78 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,613 Hi, Barbie. 79 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:47,747 [narrator] ...nobody bothers to walk them down the stairs 80 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:48,648 and out the door, et cetera. 81 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:51,217 You just pick them up 82 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,860 and put them where you want them to go. 83 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,488 [Lizzo] ♪ You'd better fly Girl, yeah, yeah ♪ 84 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,390 [narrator] You use your imagination. 85 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:58,925 [Lizzo] ♪ Hey, I was still singin' ♪ 86 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,495 -Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Skipper. 87 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,299 Anyway, Barbie has another big day ahead of her. 88 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:08,340 -♪ Pink ♪ -Hi, Barbie! 89 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:09,569 ♪ Goes with everything ♪ 90 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:11,838 -[Barbies] Hi, Barbie. -Morning, Barbie. Hi. 91 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,340 -Good morning. -Good morning. 92 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,800 -Another great day. -Good morning, Barbie. 93 00:06:15,410 --> 00:06:16,876 Hi. 94 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,212 -Hey, ladies. Hi. -Good morning! 95 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:21,548 [jackhammer clattering] 96 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:24,217 Everybody, turn to the Barbie next to you. Tell her how much you love her. 97 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,985 Compliment her. 98 00:06:26,190 --> 00:06:27,253 Reporter Barbie, you can ask me any question you want. 99 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:29,550 Well, how come you're so amazing? 100 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,240 No comment. [laughs] 101 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:32,425 ♪ Black Barbie, President Black Barbie, President ♪ 102 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,227 No, seriously, no comment. 103 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,562 [all laughing] 104 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:37,197 Ah, I love you guys. 105 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,700 The Nobel Prize for Journalism goes to... Barbie. 106 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:41,868 [all applauding] 107 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,903 I work very hard, so I deserve it. 108 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,405 And the Nobel Prize for Literature 109 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,574 -goes to... Barbie. -[all applauding] 110 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:50,176 -You're the voice of a generation. -I know. 111 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,212 In our assessment, money is not speech, 112 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,181 and corporations have no free speech rights to begin with. 113 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,684 So any claim on their part to be exercising a right 114 00:06:57,717 --> 00:07:01,388 is just their attempt to turn our democracy into a plutocracy. 115 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,889 [all applauding] 116 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,791 This makes me emotional, and I'm expressing it. 117 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:07,961 I have no difficulty holding both logic 118 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:10,630 and feeling at the same time. 119 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,132 And it does not diminish my powers. 120 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,733 It expands them. 121 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,168 [all cheering, applauding] 122 00:07:20,730 --> 00:07:22,742 ♪ Oh, pink ♪ 123 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,477 Hi, Barbie. 124 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,179 What can't Barbie do? 125 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:28,682 Hi, Barbie. 126 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:30,617 Yay, space! 127 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:31,584 [high-five echoes] 128 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,453 Gosh. 129 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:39,259 ♪ See you later ♪ 130 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,928 [narrator] Barbie has a great day every day, 131 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:45,465 but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him. 132 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,969 [lively chatter] 133 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:53,540 Hi, Barbie! 134 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:55,442 Hi, Ken. 135 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,609 -Hi, Barbie! -Hi, Barbie! 136 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:57,744 Hi, Barbie. 137 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:58,678 [groans] 138 00:07:58,712 --> 00:07:59,813 -Hi, Ken. -Hi, Ken. 139 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:02,150 -Hi, Ken. -Hi, Ken. 140 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,283 -Hi, Ken. -I got us both ice creams. 141 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,984 -Cool. -Hi, Barbie. 142 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,419 -Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Barbie. 143 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:07,687 -Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Barbie. 144 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:08,688 Hi, Barbie. 145 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:09,689 -Hi, Barbie! -Hi, Ken. 146 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:10,824 -Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Ken. 147 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:12,659 -Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Barbie. 148 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,294 Hi, Barbies. 149 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,996 -Bye, Barbies. -Bye, Barbie. 150 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,164 Hi, Barbie. 151 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:21,101 Oh, hi, Allan. 152 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,103 [narrator] There are no multiples of Allan. He's just Allan. 153 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:26,639 Yeah, I'm, I... confused about that. 154 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,241 Hey, Barbie. Check me out. 155 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:36,516 [sighs] 156 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:47,994 Ken! 157 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,400 -Ooh! -[screaming] No! 158 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,868 Oh! 159 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,237 -[gasps] -Whoa! 160 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,840 [Ken] Oh, no! 161 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,509 [all gasp, shriek] 162 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,100 -Oh, my God! -Oh, no! 163 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,211 [Ken] That's gotta hurt. 164 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,746 -Ken. -Oh, hey, Barbie. 165 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,215 -Hi. -How much of that did you see? 166 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,850 We saw the whole thing. 167 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,519 Let's get you up on your feet, Ken. There you go. 168 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,587 -You guys are so strong. -Use your legs. There he is. 169 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:16,890 -You okay? -Yep. Totally. 170 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:19,659 [laughs] Looks like this beach was a little too much beach for you, Ken. 171 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,610 If I wasn't severely injured, 172 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:23,163 I would beach you off right now, Ken. 173 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,497 I'll beach off with you any day, Ken. 174 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:26,199 Hold my ice cream, Ken. 175 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,702 All right, Ken, you're on. 176 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:30,737 Let's beach off. 177 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:31,905 Anyone who wants to beach him off 178 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,406 has to beach me off first. 179 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,508 I will beach both of you off at the same time. 180 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,110 But you don't even know how to beach yourself off. 181 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,678 How you gonna beach both of us off? 182 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,613 -[Barbie] Uh, Kens? -It doesn't make sense. 183 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:42,182 -Why are you getting emotional? -So you can beach yourself off! 184 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,451 Come on, Kens. Nobody's gonna beach anyone off. 185 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,919 Okay? 186 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:47,530 Let's go. 187 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:48,880 [exhales] 188 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,389 -Okay, okay. -Okay. 189 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,191 -You did so well. -You still hurt? 190 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,325 We'll get you fixed up. 191 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:00,834 -Go! -Go! 192 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,710 -Barbie, hold my hand! -You're okay. 193 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,439 Stay with me, Barbie! 194 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,108 [shutter flashes] 195 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,309 Great. 196 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,244 Not even broken. You'll be fine. 197 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,613 Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize. 198 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:14,581 You're very brave, Ken. 199 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,551 -Thank you, Barbie. -Yeah. 200 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,620 -You know surfer is not even my job. -I know. 201 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:23,823 And it is not lifeguard, which is a common misconception. 202 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,920 -Very common. -Because actually my job... 203 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,662 -...it's just beach. -Right. 204 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:31,564 And what a good job you do at beach. 205 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,660 You should heal up in no time. 206 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:34,567 Actually, in the time that it took for me 207 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,169 to say that sentence, you healed. 208 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,837 -Fantastic. -Nice. 209 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,500 -Hey, Barbie. -Yeah? 210 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:41,141 Can I come to your house tonight? 211 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,742 -Sure. I don't have anything big planned. -[grunts softly] Yes. 212 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,344 Just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies 213 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,979 and planned choreography and a bespoke song. 214 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,447 You should stop by. 215 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,948 -So cool. [chuckles] -Yeah. 216 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,583 -Okay. Bye. -Okay. Bye. Goodbye. 217 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,285 ["Dance The Night" playing] 218 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,822 ♪ Baby, you can find me under the lights ♪ 219 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:57,957 ♪ Diamonds under my eyes ♪ 220 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,326 ♪ Turn the rhythm up Don't you wanna just ♪ 221 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,495 ♪ Come along for the ride? ♪ 222 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,364 ♪ Ooh, my outfit so tight ♪ 223 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,700 ♪ You can see my heartbeat tonight ♪ 224 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,935 ♪ I can take the heat Baby, best believe ♪ 225 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,870 ♪ That's the moment I shine ♪ 226 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,173 ♪ 'Cause every romance shakes and it bends ♪ 227 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,508 ♪ Don't give a damn ♪ 228 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,644 ♪ When the night's here I don't do tears ♪ 229 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,979 ♪ Baby, no chance ♪ 230 00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:24,818 ♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪ 231 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:29,489 ♪ Watch me dance Dance the night away♪ 232 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,124 ♪ My heart could be burnin' ♪ 233 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:33,159 ♪ But you won't see it on my face ♪ 234 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,229 ♪ Watch me dance ♪ 235 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,465 -♪ Dance the night away ♪ -♪ Uh-huh ♪ 236 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,133 ♪ I'll still keep the party runnin' ♪ 237 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,901 ♪ Not one hair out of place ♪ 238 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,803 [echoing] ♪ Place, place ♪ 239 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,973 ♪ Lately, I've been movin' close to the edge ♪ 240 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:49,209 ♪ Still be lookin' my best ♪ 241 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,511 ♪ I stay on the beat, you can count on me ♪ 242 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,513 ♪ I ain't missin' no steps ♪ 243 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,815 ♪ 'Cause every romance shakes and it bends ♪ 244 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,180 ♪ Don't give a damn ♪ 245 00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,850 ♪ When the night's here... ♪ 246 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:02,389 -Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Ken. 247 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:07,930 ♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪ 248 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,495 ♪ Watch me ♪ 249 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:09,929 -Looking good, Barbie. -Thanks, Ken. 250 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,650 ♪ Dance the night away ♪ 251 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:13,700 ♪ My heart could be burnin' ♪ 252 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,360 ♪ But you won't see it on my face ♪ 253 00:12:16,690 --> 00:12:18,772 ♪ Watch me dance ♪ 254 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,907 ♪ Dance the night away ♪ 255 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,876 ♪ I'll still keep the party runnin' ♪ 256 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,344 ♪ Not one hair out of place ♪ 257 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,613 -Oh, hi, Ken. -[chuckles] Hi! 258 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,114 -Yes, yes, yes! -Hi, Barbie. 259 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,649 -Hi, Barbie. -Barbies! 260 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,785 What's up, Ken? 261 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,789 ♪ I don't play safe ♪ 262 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,525 -♪ Don't you know about me? ♪ -♪ Uh-huh ♪ 263 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:42,996 ♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪ 264 00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:47,200 Hey, Barbie. Check me out. 265 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,235 ♪ I'll still keep the party runnin' ♪ 266 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,704 ♪ Not one hair out of place ♪ 267 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,720 Bet you can't do a flip like that, Ken! 268 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,750 [angrily] What? 269 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,743 This is a real rager, Barbie. 270 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,713 Thanks, Barbie. Gosh, this night is just perfect. 271 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,281 It's perfectly perfect. 272 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,483 And you look so beautiful, Barbie. 273 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,485 Thanks, Barbie. I feel so beautiful. 274 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,454 -So do I. -This is the best day ever. 275 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,922 It is the best day ever. 276 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,790 And so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow, 277 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,590 and so is the day after tomorrow and even Wednesdays 278 00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:14,461 and every day from now until forever. 279 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,830 -Yeah, Barbie! -[all cheering] 280 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,465 You guys ever think about dying? 281 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,866 -[needle scratches record] -[music, chatter halt] 282 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,677 I don't know why I just said that. 283 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,810 I'm just dying to dance. 284 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,784 -[music resumes] -[cheering] 285 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,626 ♪ I don't play safe ♪ 286 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,162 -♪ Don't you know about me? ♪ -♪ Uh-huh ♪ 287 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:53,990 ♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪ 288 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,634 ♪ Dance the night ♪ 289 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,538 ["Silver Platter" playing] 290 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,174 ♪ Give you the world on a silver platter ♪ 291 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,309 ♪ But it ain't gon' matter ♪ 292 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,881 ♪ Give you the world on a silver platter ♪ 293 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:10,617 ♪ But it ain't gon' matter ♪ 294 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,520 [crickets chirping] 295 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,321 Wow. [chuckles] 296 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,390 You can go now. 297 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,992 I thought I might stay over tonight. 298 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,393 Why? 299 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,695 Because we're girlfriend/boyfriend. 300 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,363 To do what? 301 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,833 I'm actually not sure. 302 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,536 -Oh, but I don't want you here. -Mmm-hmm. 303 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,837 Is it Ken? 304 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,472 Ken's just a really good friend. 305 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,474 And this is my Dreamhouse. It's Barbie's Dreamhouse. 306 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,176 It's not Ken's Dreamhouse. Right? 307 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,345 [laughs] Right as always. 308 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,180 Okay. And it's girls' night. 309 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,315 Come on, Barbie! Slumber party! 310 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,717 Hurry up. The President's here. 311 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,852 I am. You're welcome. 312 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,550 -Every night is girls' night. -Mmm-hmm. Every night. Forever. 313 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:50,557 ["Girls Just Want To Have Fun" playing on speakers] 314 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:53,259 -Every night. -Forever and ever. 315 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,694 -Good night. -Good night. 316 00:14:56,763 --> 00:15:00,667 [Barbies scream and laugh] 317 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,402 [whispers] I love you, too. 318 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,903 -[Barbies] Girls' night! Girls' night! -[chuckles] 319 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,338 Girls' night! Girls' night! 320 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,374 I can't. I gotta go. 321 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,377 [Barbies chanting] Girls' night! Girls' night! Girls' night! 322 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:15,548 Girls' night! Girls' night! Girls' night! 323 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,618 Good night, Barbies! I'm definitely not thinking about death anymore. 324 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,231 [birds chirping] 325 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,167 [birds chirping] 326 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,140 [birds chirping] 327 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,808 [music blares] 328 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:46,112 ♪ When I wake up in my own pink world ♪ 329 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,480 Hi, Barbie. 330 00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:50,150 ♪ I get up out of bed and wave to my homegirls ♪ 331 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,652 -♪ Hey, Barbie♪ -♪ Hey♪ 332 00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,821 -♪ Why so stressed? ♪ -Hi, Barbie. 333 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,790 ♪ Could it be those irrepressible... ♪ 334 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,926 -Hi, Barbie. -♪ ...thoughts of death ♪ 335 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,129 ♪ Come on, we got important things to-- Ooh! ♪ 336 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:07,233 ♪ It's her, and her and me and you ♪ 337 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,303 ♪ And pink goes with everything ♪ 338 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,671 ♪ Oh, that's cold ♪ 339 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,573 ♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪ 340 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,575 ♪ I'm read' to go You know, you know ♪ 341 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,977 ♪ It's pink It's gonna be all right ♪ 342 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,946 ♪ Good enough to drink ♪ 343 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,820 ♪ We like other colors but ♪ 344 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,150 ♪ Pink just looks so good on us ♪ 345 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,353 ♪ P, panic ♪ 346 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,421 -♪ I, I'm scared ♪ - [spitting] 347 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,590 ♪ N, nauseous ♪ 348 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,959 ♪ K, death ♪ 349 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,961 ♪ That's my Barbie ♪ 350 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,263 ♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪ 351 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,299 ♪ That's my Barbie Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 352 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,800 -Ahh! -[thuds] 353 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,869 [Lizzo] Oh. Ooh, girl, you okay? 354 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,704 Hi, Barbie. 355 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,875 I'm fine. A-okay. 356 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:52,450 -You got it, Barbie. -Let's go, Barbie! 357 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:53,213 Great cheer, Kens. 358 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,614 High five! 359 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,383 -Hey, Barbie. -[Barbie grunts] 360 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,852 -Come on, Barbie. Let's run towards the water. -Okay. 361 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:01,721 [gasps] 362 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,124 Oh. 363 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,525 [grunting] 364 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,694 [gasping] 365 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:10,300 [gasps] 366 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,865 Oh! My feet! 367 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,500 [sighs] 368 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,869 [gasps] Oh, no. 369 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:16,970 [panting] 370 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,838 Yes! So good! 371 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,743 [grunting] 372 00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:24,811 Hey, Barbie. 373 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,312 -Hi. -Are you okay? 374 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,647 -Hey, Barbie. -Yeah, Barbie. I just fell. 375 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,382 -Fell? -I'm so embarrassed. 376 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,510 -Barbie doesn't get embarrassed. -I know. 377 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,186 Barbie, I don't even have context for this, 378 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:37,230 but my feet... my heels are on the ground. 379 00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:38,858 I'm no longer on tiptoes. 380 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,360 That's okay. Let me see. 381 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,563 [all gasp] 382 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,933 [screams] Flat feet! [retches] 383 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,269 [all screaming] 384 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,671 [retching] 385 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,600 [sobbing] Oh, no! 386 00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:55,442 [retching] 387 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,776 Stop it, Ken. 388 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,578 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 389 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,460 I know I'm Stereotypical Barbie 390 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,681 and therefore don't form conjectures 391 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,950 concerning the causality of adjacent unfolding events, 392 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,219 but some things have been happening that might be related. 393 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,455 [sighs] 394 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,290 Bad breath this morning, a cold shower, 395 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,791 burnt waffle, and falling off my roof. 396 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:13,193 [gasps] You're malfunctioning. 397 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,362 What? No, I'm just, I'm-- 398 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,697 Am I? 399 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,300 I've never seen this kind of malfunction before. It's usually just hair-related. 400 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,203 You know, you're gonna have to visit Weird Barbie. 401 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,705 I have never had to visit Weird Barbie. 402 00:18:25,739 --> 00:18:27,707 That's because you've never malfunctioned. 403 00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:30,810 I heard that she used to be the most beautiful Barbie of all, 404 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:34,114 but then someone played with her too hard in the Real World. 405 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,282 -["Spice Up Your Life" playing] -♪ Colors of the world ♪ 406 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,317 - ♪ Spice up your life ♪ -♪ Every boy and every girl ♪ 407 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,419 ♪ Spice up your life ♪ 408 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,153 -♪ People of the world ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪ 409 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,722 ♪ Ahh ♪ 410 00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:43,923 -♪ Slam me to the left ♪ -♪ If you're having a good time ♪ 411 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,920 ♪ Shake it to the right ♪ 412 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,395 And now she's fated to an eternity of making other Barbies perfect 413 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,498 while falling more and more into disrepair herself. 414 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,999 That, and we all call her Weird Barbie 415 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:55,435 both behind her back and also to her face. 416 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,870 She's so weird. 417 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,473 Why is she always in the splits? 418 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,580 [thunder rumbling] 419 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:11,651 [grunts] I would never wear heels if my feet were shaped this way. 420 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,489 Hello? 421 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:17,490 -Woof. -[gasps] 422 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:18,425 Oh. 423 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,193 -[plops] -Bark. 424 00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:21,461 [plops] 425 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,462 Woof. 426 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,964 Bark. 427 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,660 Hey. 428 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,302 What's cookin', good-lookin'? 429 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,370 -Hi. -Welcome. 430 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:32,572 Welcome to my Weirdhouse. 431 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,700 [grunts] 432 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,945 -Hi, how are ya? -Nice to meet you. 433 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,281 Sorry about the dog crap. What can I do ya for? 434 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,651 I just had to come see you about my feet. 435 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,985 They're, um... 436 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,361 -Flat. -Yeah. 437 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,196 Never seen that before. 438 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,797 -Really? -Whoa. 439 00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:00,700 Okay. Well, can you, you know, fix them? 440 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:02,350 You're Stereotypical Barbie, right? 441 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,337 Mmm-hmm. 442 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:08,575 [chuckles] That Ken of yours, he is one nice-looking little protein pot. 443 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,810 I guess. 444 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,546 I'd like to see what kind of nude blob he's packing under those jeans. [sighs] 445 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:16,383 -Anyway, what preceded this? -Oh, nothing. 446 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:20,220 A really fun game of volleyball. 447 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:23,890 -That's it? -Thoughts of death. 448 00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:24,900 What is it? 449 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,661 [stammers] Maybe some thoughts of death? 450 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,497 Thoughts of death! 451 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,599 -Is that a problem? -Oh. 452 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,401 -What? -I've heard of this. 453 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,303 Of course, I didn't think it was possible, but it's real. 454 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,608 Oh, you've done it. You've opened a portal. 455 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,677 I didn't open a portal. 456 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:47,347 [chuckles] Someone did. And now, there is a rip in the continuum 457 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,250 that is the membrane between Barbie Land and the Real World, 458 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,552 and if you wanna be Stereotypical Barbie perfect again, 459 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,521 then, baby girl, you gotta go fix it. 460 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:58,458 Or you're gonna keep going funny. Look at your upper thigh. 461 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,560 -[gasps] What is that? -That's cellulite. 462 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,629 -That's gonna spread everywhere. -What? 463 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,565 And then you're gonna start getting sad and mushy and complicated. 464 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,966 -No! -[hisses] 465 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,268 What do I have to do? 466 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,136 You have to go 467 00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,871 -to the Real World. -Okay. 468 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,973 And you have to find the girl who's playing with you. 469 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,308 Playing with me? 470 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,430 We're all being played with, babe. 471 00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:19,112 But usually there's some kind of separation. Thanks. 472 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:22,582 There's the girl and the doll. And never the twain shall cross. 473 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,484 -The twain is crossing? -Yes. 474 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,653 And the girl who's playing with you, she must be sad, 475 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,621 and her thoughts and feelings and humanness 476 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,824 are interfering with your dollness. 477 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,625 Why would she be sad? 478 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,428 We fixed everything so that all women in the Real World 479 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,896 can be happy and powerful. 480 00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:38,598 I don't know, but if you ask me, 481 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,500 -you had something to do with this, too. -Me? 482 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,268 -Takes two to rip a portal. -I can't have. 483 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,636 I've only ever wanted 484 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,572 for everything to stay exactly as it is. 485 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,240 Well, be that as it may, 486 00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:50,410 the two of you are becoming inextricably intertwined. 487 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,445 And you gotta help her to help yourself. 488 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:58,585 [girls' voices echoing faintly] 489 00:21:58,618 --> 00:21:59,919 So, should-- Whoo! 490 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,488 So, what'll it be then? 491 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,989 You can go back to your regular life 492 00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:04,691 and forget any of this ever happened, 493 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,627 or you can know the truth about the universe. 494 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:11,931 The choice is now yours. 495 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,767 The first one. The high heel. 496 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,770 No. We'll do a re-do. 497 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:17,904 You're supposed to want to know. 498 00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:19,272 I don't. 499 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:20,807 Mmm. Babe, listen. 500 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,642 You have to want to know, okay? Do it again. 501 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,944 I'm not Adventure Barbie. I'm Stereotypical Barbie. 502 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,379 I'm like the Barbie you think of 503 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,480 when someone says, "Think of a Barbie." 504 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,517 That's me. 505 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:33,520 I'm bummed. You're a bummer. That's a bummer. 506 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,622 Okay, I'm ready to forget now. 507 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:38,240 No! You're doing this one! 508 00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:40,894 I just gave you a choice so you could feel some sense of control. 509 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,896 -So there is no option one? -No! 510 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:46,132 You have to fix the rip yourself. 511 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,967 Don't blame me, blame Mattel. They make the rules. 512 00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:50,700 [whining] Oh, I don't want to. 513 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:51,671 Fine, get cellulite. I don't care. 514 00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,940 No! No, no, no. No. Okay. Yeah. 515 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:55,608 [sighs] 516 00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,713 Send me through the portal. 517 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,214 Okay. There's actually no portal. 518 00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:02,716 -Oh. -It's a figure of speech. 519 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,385 It's actually a sports car to a speedboat, 520 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:08,880 to a rocket ship, to a tandem bike, 521 00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:10,757 to a camper van, fun, to a snowmobile, brr, 522 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,225 which will take you most of the way 523 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:13,860 to the state of Los Angeles, 524 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,862 where you will don neon and Rollerblades, 525 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,331 and enter the country of California. 526 00:23:18,365 --> 00:23:20,600 Weird, I know. Best if you don't think about it too much. 527 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,269 And then when I get there, how do I find this girl? 528 00:23:24,204 --> 00:23:26,172 You will know. 529 00:23:26,206 --> 00:23:28,508 Okay. And how do I get back? 530 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:30,377 The same way you came, but in reverse. 531 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,246 Like I should move forward but do the order backward or go-- 532 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,248 -Don't overthink it. -Oh. Okay. 533 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:39,552 For you see, if you do not find her and fix things, 534 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,454 what's ugly will become uglier, 535 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,390 and what's weird will become weirder. 536 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,258 And then you'll look like me. 537 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:46,493 Ahh! Oh. 538 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,396 Sorry. 539 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,631 I understand. I set myself up for that. 540 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,967 -Anyway, I believe in you. -Thank you. 541 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,803 Go. Be careful. I love you. 542 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,938 -Bye. -Bye. 543 00:23:58,972 --> 00:24:01,107 [crowd] Bon voyage to reality, 544 00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:03,943 and good luck restoring the membrane 545 00:24:03,977 --> 00:24:06,746 that separates our world from theirs 546 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,882 so you don't get cellulite! 547 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:11,170 [cheering] 548 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,453 -I guess she's going without you. -You're so lost, Ken. 549 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,989 -[laughs] -She literally asked me. 550 00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:18,224 And I was like, "I prefer to stay here." 551 00:24:18,258 --> 00:24:19,559 Why? Are you scared? 552 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,594 -No. -[laughs] I bet you're scared. 553 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:24,397 And I bet she doesn't even want you to go. 554 00:24:24,431 --> 00:24:26,320 Well, you bet both those things incorrectly, 555 00:24:26,990 --> 00:24:27,901 and I bet in the opposite direction. 556 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,269 -Yeah? -Yeah. 557 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,437 Which way is that? 558 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:33,473 You don't even know. 559 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:35,642 I just don't want to leave. I'm trying to find reasons not to leave. 560 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:36,843 Please stay. 561 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:38,611 I'm gonna miss you guys so much. 562 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,747 I just wish someone could come with me, but you can't. 563 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,150 I should do this alone. 564 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,483 -What bird am I thinking of? -Parrot. 565 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:45,510 Dolphin. I mean, no, a bird. 566 00:24:46,190 --> 00:24:46,953 Pelican. 567 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,521 -Ohh. -Man. 568 00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:50,590 We'll miss you, Barbie. 569 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:51,858 [Stereotypical Barbie] I'll be back in no time, with perfect feet, 570 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:53,993 and we'll forget that this ever happened. 571 00:24:54,270 --> 00:24:55,829 And you'll get to see all the good work we've done to fix the world. 572 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:57,630 You'll be such a hero to them. 573 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,499 All those grateful, powerful women 574 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:01,835 who owe their wonderful lives to Barbie. 575 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,970 I'll bet every woman will say thank you 576 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,672 and give you a really big hug. [giggles] 577 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:09,342 Yes, you're right. Here I go. 578 00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:10,844 -Bye. -Yay! 579 00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:13,179 -Bye, Barbie. -Bye. 580 00:25:13,213 --> 00:25:14,647 -[whooshes] -["Closer to Fine" playing] 581 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:17,170 Bye, Barbie. Good luck in reality. 582 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:19,619 -Watch for cellulite! -[car horn honks] 583 00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:23,890 - [singing along] -♪ I went to the doctor I went to the mountains ♪ 584 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:28,728 ♪ I looked to the children I drank from the fountains ♪ 585 00:25:28,762 --> 00:25:32,866 ♪ There's more than one answer to these questions ♪ 586 00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:35,969 ♪ Pointing me in a crooked line ♪ 587 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:40,600 ♪ And the less I seek my source for some definitive ♪ 588 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:44,878 ♪ Closer I am to fine ♪ 589 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:46,880 -♪ Closer I am to fi-- ♪ -♪ Closer I am to fi-- ♪ 590 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:49,249 -[both screaming] -[tires screeching] 591 00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:52,752 [screaming continues] 592 00:25:52,786 --> 00:25:54,254 [music stops] 593 00:25:54,287 --> 00:25:56,222 [panting] What are you doing here? 594 00:25:56,256 --> 00:25:57,390 I'm coming with you. 595 00:25:57,424 --> 00:25:59,693 -No. Please get out. -I can't. 596 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,361 I made a double bet with Ken, 597 00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:04,230 and you can't make me look uncool in front of Ken. 598 00:26:04,264 --> 00:26:05,665 Ken's not cool! 599 00:26:05,699 --> 00:26:06,900 He is to me. 600 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,568 You're just gonna slow me down. 601 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:10,704 Barbie, what if there's beach? 602 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,772 You'll need someone who's a professional in that. 603 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,277 Did you bring your Rollerblades? 604 00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:19,145 I literally go nowhere without them. 605 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:22,882 -Please? -Okay. 606 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:24,351 Wow. [chuckling] 607 00:26:24,384 --> 00:26:26,860 Let's do this. 608 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:27,420 -Can I sit in the front? -No. 609 00:26:29,890 --> 00:26:31,157 [narrator] And so Barbie and Ken set off 610 00:26:31,224 --> 00:26:33,760 -on their adventure to the Real World. -[eagle screeches] 611 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,395 ["Journey To The Real World" playing] 612 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:38,980 ♪ Somewhere else there is to see ♪ 613 00:26:38,131 --> 00:26:42,680 ♪ The future is a mystery ♪ 614 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:45,538 -♪ I wonder what we'll see when we ♪ -[dolphins clicking] 615 00:26:45,572 --> 00:26:46,806 [seagull squawks] 616 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,476 -[Ken] Ah! -♪ Get to ♪ 617 00:26:49,509 --> 00:26:53,713 -[Ken grunting] -♪ The Real World ♪ 618 00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:56,449 -[bicycle bell rings] -[chuckles] 619 00:26:56,483 --> 00:26:57,751 [Ken exhales] 620 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,519 -Hi! -[both chuckle] 621 00:27:01,855 --> 00:27:05,592 ♪ We're going to ♪ 622 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,394 ♪ The Real World ♪ 623 00:27:07,427 --> 00:27:09,796 -Barbie... -Wow. [laughs] 624 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:10,830 Yes! 625 00:27:10,864 --> 00:27:12,999 ["Watati" playing] 626 00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:21,408 [Barbie] Wow. This is the Real World. 627 00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:23,810 Barbie, I told you there'd be beach. 628 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:24,678 Yeah. 629 00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:28,810 [onlookers whistle] 630 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:30,500 [laughing] 631 00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:32,519 Hmm. 632 00:27:32,552 --> 00:27:34,854 Oh, yeah! [laughs] 633 00:27:34,888 --> 00:27:36,589 [chuckles] 634 00:27:36,623 --> 00:27:38,910 -[man wolf whistles] -What's going on? 635 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:40,600 Give us a smile, blondie. 636 00:27:41,561 --> 00:27:43,129 Why are these men looking at me? 637 00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:44,798 Yeah, they're also staring at me. 638 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,199 Ooh, love that! 639 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:47,701 Wow! 640 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:50,637 I feel kind of ill at ease. Like... 641 00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:52,238 I don't know the word for it, but I'm... 642 00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:53,973 [man 1] Nice leotard. 643 00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:57,430 ...conscious, but it's myself that I'm conscious of. 644 00:27:57,770 --> 00:27:58,545 [Ken] I'm not getting any of that. 645 00:27:58,578 --> 00:28:00,814 I feel what could only be described as admired. 646 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:02,849 -[man 2] Damn, girl! -But not ogled. 647 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:04,150 [man 3] You're hot. 648 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:05,618 And there's no undertone of violence. 649 00:28:05,652 --> 00:28:08,555 Mine very much has an undertone of violence. 650 00:28:08,588 --> 00:28:10,256 Oh, look, a construction site. 651 00:28:10,323 --> 00:28:12,192 We need that good feminine energy. 652 00:28:12,225 --> 00:28:14,494 -Yeah. -Ladies! Yoo-hoo. 653 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:16,496 -Oh. -You got fries with that shake? 654 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:18,465 If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me? 655 00:28:18,498 --> 00:28:19,833 [man 4] Have I died and gone to heaven? 656 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,668 [man 5] Is that a mirror in your pocket? 657 00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:23,837 -Baby, you are an angel. -I can see myself in your shorts. 658 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,538 I don't know exactly what you meant with all of those little quips, 659 00:28:25,572 --> 00:28:27,507 but I'm picking up on some sort of entendre, 660 00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:30,443 -That's okay. -Yeah. 661 00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:32,345 -Yeah, whatever. Yeah. -It's cool. 662 00:28:32,412 --> 00:28:34,781 I have all the genitals. 663 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,217 Geez, you would think a construction site at lunch time 664 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,452 would be the perfect place for a little woman power, 665 00:28:39,486 --> 00:28:43,556 but this one was so... male. 666 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:47,660 Everything is almost like... reversed here. 667 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:51,865 -["Chose Your Fighter" playing] -[gasps] 668 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:53,533 [camera shutter clicks] 669 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:54,634 [camera shutter clicks] 670 00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:56,636 I love me a leotard. 671 00:28:56,670 --> 00:28:58,271 I love the elbow pads. 672 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,373 I think we should get some different clothes. 673 00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:02,542 -[waves crashing] -[seagulls cawing] 674 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:04,770 We look great. 675 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:05,679 -I love fringe. -I love denim. 676 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:06,946 -Ha-ha-ha-ha! -[laughs] 677 00:29:07,614 --> 00:29:08,915 Hey, man. 678 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:11,117 You guys gotta pay for that stuff. 679 00:29:13,987 --> 00:29:15,488 [cop] She looks even better in more clothes. 680 00:29:15,522 --> 00:29:17,123 Because you can imagine more. 681 00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:19,726 You know what? Keep 'em. 682 00:29:19,793 --> 00:29:22,162 Weird Barbie said I would know how to find this girl, 683 00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:24,970 but I have no idea. 684 00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:25,165 Hmm. 685 00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:27,133 What would a smart Barbie do? 686 00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:29,469 I just need to clear my mind so I can think. 687 00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:31,571 Who is playing with me? 688 00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,573 I hate it when people think. I get so bored. 689 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,842 Faster I figure it out, the faster we get to go home. 690 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,144 -What am I supposed to do? -Ken! 691 00:29:38,178 --> 00:29:39,746 -Go for a walk or something. -By myself? 692 00:29:39,813 --> 00:29:41,314 -Yes. -Really? Where? 693 00:29:41,348 --> 00:29:42,615 Anywhere. 694 00:29:42,649 --> 00:29:44,351 -Can I go that way? -Yes. Okay. 695 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:51,691 -Don't go far. -Okay! 696 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:55,128 [exhales] 697 00:29:56,396 --> 00:29:57,497 [man] Excuse me, sir. 698 00:29:58,531 --> 00:30:00,100 Thanks, man. 699 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:01,534 ["Also Sprach Zarathustra" funk remix playing] 700 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,312 [man] What's up, man? 701 00:30:12,345 --> 00:30:13,947 -We've got to man up on this one. -Great workout, man. 702 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,348 [both in unison] Men, men, men. 703 00:30:15,382 --> 00:30:17,851 -You're the man! -No, you're the man! 704 00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:19,319 [men in unison] Men, men, men! 705 00:30:19,352 --> 00:30:21,121 [exhales] 706 00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,389 [engine revs] 707 00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,193 [horse neighs] 708 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:32,165 Based on the ROI, we are exceeding expectations. 709 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:34,234 -Good stuff. So I'm not worried about it. -Excuse me-- 710 00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:36,369 Not now, Margaret. Let's shake on this. 711 00:30:36,403 --> 00:30:38,171 -We are gonna make a lot of money. -We are officially important. 712 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,739 -[businessmen laugh] -[chuckles softly] 713 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:54,387 -[gunshot] -[shouting] 714 00:30:54,421 --> 00:30:55,255 [grunts] 715 00:30:56,890 --> 00:30:56,923 [men grunt] 716 00:31:00,894 --> 00:31:01,961 [chuckling] Yes! 717 00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:05,432 [soft dreamy music playing] 718 00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:18,912 [inaudible] 719 00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:28,722 [inaudible] 720 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,131 That felt... 721 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,634 ...achy, but good. 722 00:32:16,469 --> 00:32:18,905 [lively chatter] 723 00:32:18,972 --> 00:32:20,140 [dog barking] 724 00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:25,478 -[man] I'm actually trying to make this work. -[sniffles] 725 00:32:25,512 --> 00:32:26,913 [woman] How? By calling me a lunatic? 726 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:28,615 That's not how you make things work. 727 00:32:28,648 --> 00:32:29,816 I don't know what this is all-- 728 00:32:29,849 --> 00:32:31,785 [children laughing] 729 00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:36,156 [breeze blowing] 730 00:32:36,189 --> 00:32:37,991 [birds chirping] 731 00:32:40,527 --> 00:32:42,529 [leaves rustling] 732 00:32:43,663 --> 00:32:46,199 [men conversing indistinctly] 733 00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,635 [both chuckling] 734 00:32:48,668 --> 00:32:50,300 [chuckles] 735 00:33:09,522 --> 00:33:10,824 You're so beautiful. 736 00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:13,693 I know it. 737 00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:19,366 [chuckles] 738 00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:23,203 Barbie! Barbie! 739 00:33:23,236 --> 00:33:24,337 Yes! 740 00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:25,238 [both] I've got it! 741 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:26,406 Oh, what do you got? 742 00:33:26,439 --> 00:33:27,807 -You go first. -No, no, you go. 743 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:29,542 -We'll go at the same time. -Okay. 744 00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:31,378 -She's at school. -Men rule the world! 745 00:33:31,411 --> 00:33:33,213 -What was that? -The kid's at the school? 746 00:33:33,246 --> 00:33:34,247 But what did you say? 747 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,715 -Nothing. -Okay. 748 00:33:35,749 --> 00:33:37,717 -Well, let's go to the school. -Okay! 749 00:33:37,751 --> 00:33:39,119 Now, come on. 750 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,770 [phone rings] 751 00:33:56,803 --> 00:33:58,838 -Hello. -This is Dan of the FBI. 752 00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:00,507 Oh. This is Aaron at Mattel. 753 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,750 I don't give a flying squirrel who you are, Aaron. 754 00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:03,977 -What are you, like an intern? -No, I'm-- 755 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,612 Two of your dolls have gotten loose. 756 00:34:05,645 --> 00:34:06,980 Impossible. 757 00:34:07,470 --> 00:34:08,581 -How do you know? -Don't sass me, Aaron. 758 00:34:08,615 --> 00:34:10,550 Couple of blondes, answering to Barbie and Ken. 759 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:12,185 Rollerblading in Santa Monica. 760 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,220 We're gonna need Mattel's help landing the eagle. 761 00:34:14,254 --> 00:34:15,722 Don't crap the bed, Aaron! 762 00:34:15,755 --> 00:34:16,723 I won't. 763 00:34:16,756 --> 00:34:17,757 [line disconnects] 764 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:21,361 This is bad. This is really bad. 765 00:34:21,394 --> 00:34:23,296 -What? -[stammering] This happened before. 766 00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:24,931 What? When? 767 00:34:24,998 --> 00:34:27,000 I heard about ten years ago, a woman named Skipper 768 00:34:27,670 --> 00:34:28,902 turned up at some family's home in Key West. 769 00:34:28,935 --> 00:34:30,804 Asked to babysit the kids. 770 00:34:30,837 --> 00:34:32,405 She then tried to take their toddler surfing. 771 00:34:32,439 --> 00:34:34,207 -Geez. -I know. 772 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,108 They were able to straighten it out, keep it under wraps, 773 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:38,211 but this is serious. 774 00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:40,313 -I'm going all the way up. -No one goes all the way up. 775 00:34:40,347 --> 00:34:42,349 -I have to. -You may never come back. 776 00:34:43,950 --> 00:34:44,951 I know. 777 00:34:50,523 --> 00:34:52,258 [humming] 778 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:58,398 ♪ Closer I am to fine ♪ 779 00:34:58,431 --> 00:35:00,900 [humming] Oh. 780 00:35:00,934 --> 00:35:02,736 -Hey. -Oh, hi, Aaron. 781 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:04,237 -New drawings? -Yeah. 782 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:07,400 I just started drawing these weird designs. 783 00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:08,508 [Aaron] These are different. 784 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:11,311 It's Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie. 785 00:35:11,344 --> 00:35:13,446 Full Body Cellulite Barbie. 786 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,582 Crippling Shame Barbie. 787 00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:18,485 Okay. Listen, I have to speak to the top brass. 788 00:35:18,518 --> 00:35:19,652 -No. -I must. 789 00:35:19,686 --> 00:35:21,821 -No. -I'm going to. 790 00:35:21,855 --> 00:35:24,357 Aaron, they're in a big corporate idea sesh. No one is to be admitted. 791 00:35:24,391 --> 00:35:26,426 -Aaron! Aaron! Aaron, stop! -...always be empowering girls. 792 00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:27,994 Always! 793 00:35:28,610 --> 00:35:29,763 But what do we really sell? I'll tell you what. 794 00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:31,297 -We sell dreams. -[Sasha's mom whispering] Aaron. 795 00:35:31,331 --> 00:35:32,665 And imagination! 796 00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:35,702 And sparkle! 797 00:35:35,735 --> 00:35:37,804 I get excited. I'm passionate. 798 00:35:37,837 --> 00:35:40,507 And when you think of sparkle, what do you think of after that? 799 00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:41,808 Female agency. 800 00:35:42,876 --> 00:35:44,878 Excuse me. 801 00:35:44,911 --> 00:35:47,180 -Who are you? -Aaron Dinkins, sir. 802 00:35:47,213 --> 00:35:49,282 We're in the middle of a major sit-down here, Aaron Dinkins. 803 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:51,170 I think you're gonna want to hear this, sir. 804 00:35:51,510 --> 00:35:53,820 Can you just e-mail it? And you can send it to me EOD. 805 00:35:53,853 --> 00:35:54,988 [whispering] End of day. 806 00:35:55,210 --> 00:35:56,890 -[chuckles] That's cool. -Yeah. 807 00:35:56,923 --> 00:36:00,293 [stammers] May I put it in a whisper, sir? 808 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,428 Fine. Whisper me. 809 00:36:06,766 --> 00:36:08,268 [whispers] 810 00:36:10,904 --> 00:36:12,339 [drumsticks tapping] 811 00:36:12,372 --> 00:36:14,374 [all whispering] 812 00:36:17,577 --> 00:36:18,411 [chuckles] 813 00:36:19,879 --> 00:36:22,150 [whispering] 814 00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:25,852 No. No! 815 00:36:25,885 --> 00:36:28,540 Ahh! Ahh! No. 816 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,422 -[man 1] Get the chair! -[man 2] Take the cart. 817 00:36:29,456 --> 00:36:30,423 [man 3] They're okay. 818 00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:33,593 -You all right? -He's okay. 819 00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:34,928 -Okay. -He's okay. 820 00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:38,131 [exhales] 821 00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:40,166 It's a repeat of Skipper in Key West. 822 00:36:40,233 --> 00:36:43,903 And with all due respect, that was Skipper, sir. 823 00:36:43,937 --> 00:36:46,573 This is... Barbie. 824 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:50,677 [sighs] If this got out 825 00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:52,946 that our dolls were coming to Los Angeles from Barbie Land 826 00:36:52,979 --> 00:36:55,248 as life-size versions of themselves... 827 00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:56,516 [panting] 828 00:36:56,549 --> 00:36:58,284 roaming the earth... 829 00:36:59,586 --> 00:37:01,688 this would be very bad. 830 00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:03,957 Barbie in the Real World? 831 00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:06,693 That's impossible. 832 00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:08,962 We've got a definite situation on our hands. 833 00:37:08,995 --> 00:37:10,864 Catastrophic! 834 00:37:10,897 --> 00:37:14,200 -I can't stress that enough! -What? 835 00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:16,102 -What's your name again? -Aaron Dinkins, sir. 836 00:37:16,169 --> 00:37:17,537 -Aaron Dickinson? -Dinkins. 837 00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:18,905 Yes! Aaron. 838 00:37:18,938 --> 00:37:20,407 Is Barbie Land like an alternate reality 839 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,430 or is it like a place where your imagination-- 840 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:24,110 [all] Yes! 841 00:37:24,177 --> 00:37:25,712 Okay. 842 00:37:25,745 --> 00:37:28,782 Think of it as a town in Sweden, Aaron Dinkins. 843 00:37:28,815 --> 00:37:30,116 [all] Sweden. 844 00:37:30,183 --> 00:37:31,618 Right. 845 00:37:31,651 --> 00:37:33,319 [sighs] 846 00:37:33,353 --> 00:37:34,754 How much do you weigh? 847 00:37:34,788 --> 00:37:36,823 It doesn't matter. [clears throat] 848 00:37:36,856 --> 00:37:38,324 Sounds like a job for the box. 849 00:37:38,358 --> 00:37:43,196 No one rests until this doll is back in a box. 850 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:44,831 [school bell rings] 851 00:37:44,864 --> 00:37:45,932 [Barbie] Look, Davy Crockett Junior High School, 852 00:37:45,965 --> 00:37:47,133 just like I saw in my vision. 853 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,668 [Ken] A man on a horse. 854 00:37:48,702 --> 00:37:50,437 I've started to get all these weirdo feelings. 855 00:37:50,470 --> 00:37:53,340 Like, I have fear with no specific object. 856 00:37:53,373 --> 00:37:55,308 -What is that? -It's anxiety. 857 00:37:55,342 --> 00:37:57,677 I have it too. They're just awful at this age. 858 00:37:57,711 --> 00:37:59,346 I feel amazing. [chuckles] 859 00:37:59,379 --> 00:38:01,614 That's because kids don't take it out on the dads. 860 00:38:01,648 --> 00:38:03,917 [Barbie] She's gotta be here somewhere. 861 00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:05,218 I need to find her soon. 862 00:38:05,285 --> 00:38:07,120 I'm just gonna pop into the library 863 00:38:07,153 --> 00:38:08,755 and see if I can find any books on trucks. [chuckles] 864 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:10,156 Okay, just don't get in trouble. 865 00:38:10,223 --> 00:38:12,692 I won't! 866 00:38:12,726 --> 00:38:15,428 -["Angel" playing] -♪ Johnny, my baby, did it always have to end this way? ♪ 867 00:38:15,462 --> 00:38:17,831 ♪ 'Cause one day ♪ 868 00:38:17,864 --> 00:38:21,340 -♪ One day, my baby just went away ♪ -[inaudible conversation] 869 00:38:21,868 --> 00:38:22,902 [gasps] 870 00:38:23,837 --> 00:38:25,638 ♪ My angel ♪ 871 00:38:25,672 --> 00:38:27,107 What are you doing? 872 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,876 Oh, uh, what's that girl's name? 873 00:38:29,909 --> 00:38:31,277 [girl] That's Sasha. 874 00:38:31,344 --> 00:38:32,445 Hey, Sasha! 875 00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:34,347 -Don't talk to her. -Oh. 876 00:38:34,381 --> 00:38:36,516 Sasha can talk to you, but you can never talk to Sasha. 877 00:38:36,549 --> 00:38:38,718 -She'll crush you. -Don't worry. 878 00:38:38,752 --> 00:38:40,987 Everyone really likes me and thinks I'm cool and pretty. 879 00:38:41,855 --> 00:38:42,956 Huh. 880 00:38:42,989 --> 00:38:43,990 Thank you. 881 00:38:47,193 --> 00:38:50,663 Hey, ladies. Sasha, what's up? 882 00:38:50,697 --> 00:38:51,531 [exclaims] 883 00:38:53,266 --> 00:38:54,367 Who are you? 884 00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:57,203 [laughs] 885 00:38:57,237 --> 00:39:00,640 I'm only your favorite woman of all time. 886 00:39:00,674 --> 00:39:02,475 Barbie! 887 00:39:02,509 --> 00:39:03,710 [laughs] 888 00:39:03,743 --> 00:39:06,312 You really think you're Barbie? 889 00:39:06,379 --> 00:39:07,981 -Yeah. -She's crazy. 890 00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:09,816 Do you think she escaped from like an insane asylum? 891 00:39:09,849 --> 00:39:11,651 So you're like "Barbie" Barbie? Like a professional bimbo? 892 00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:13,219 No. Barbie's not a bimbo. 893 00:39:13,253 --> 00:39:15,422 Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senator 894 00:39:15,455 --> 00:39:17,190 and a Nobel Prize winner. 895 00:39:17,223 --> 00:39:18,858 You're a Nobel Prize winner? 896 00:39:18,892 --> 00:39:22,529 Oh. No, not me, but Barbie is. 897 00:39:22,562 --> 00:39:24,431 Yeah. 898 00:39:24,464 --> 00:39:27,600 Aren't you guys gonna thank me and give me a big hug? [laughs] 899 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:31,438 For being your favorite toy? 900 00:39:31,471 --> 00:39:34,441 We haven't played with Barbie since we were like five years old. 901 00:39:34,474 --> 00:39:36,409 Yeah, I hated dolls with hair. 902 00:39:36,443 --> 00:39:38,445 I mean, I'd play with Barbie, but it was, like, the last resort. 903 00:39:38,478 --> 00:39:39,779 I loved Barbie. 904 00:39:39,813 --> 00:39:41,781 -[clears throat] -Oh. 905 00:39:41,815 --> 00:39:44,184 Anyways, even then, it was horrible for us. 906 00:39:44,217 --> 00:39:45,251 It was horrible? 907 00:39:46,753 --> 00:39:48,880 Why? 908 00:39:48,121 --> 00:39:49,356 -Come on, Sasha. -Give it to her. 909 00:39:49,422 --> 00:39:50,890 Destroy Barbie. 910 00:39:50,924 --> 00:39:51,925 [sighs] 911 00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:55,595 Okay, Barbie, let's do this. 912 00:39:55,628 --> 00:39:58,898 You've been making women feel bad about themselves since you were invented. 913 00:39:58,932 --> 00:40:00,734 I think you have that the wrong way around. 914 00:40:00,767 --> 00:40:03,236 You represent everything wrong with our culture. 915 00:40:03,303 --> 00:40:06,706 ***ualized capitalism, unrealistic physical ideals... 916 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:09,976 No, no, no. You're describing something stereotypical. 917 00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:12,979 Barbie is so much more than that. 918 00:40:13,130 --> 00:40:15,248 Look at yourself. 919 00:40:15,315 --> 00:40:18,251 Well, I am technically Stereotypical Barbie. 920 00:40:18,284 --> 00:40:20,787 You set the feminist movement back 50 years. 921 00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:22,889 You destroy girls' innate sense of worth 922 00:40:22,922 --> 00:40:24,491 and you are killing the planet 923 00:40:24,524 --> 00:40:26,559 with your glorification of rampant consumerism. 924 00:40:26,593 --> 00:40:30,797 No, I'm supposed to help you and make you happy and powerful. 925 00:40:30,830 --> 00:40:32,632 Oh, I am powerful. 926 00:40:32,665 --> 00:40:34,801 And until you showed up here and declared yourself Barbie, 927 00:40:34,834 --> 00:40:37,203 I hadn't thought about you in years, you fascist! 928 00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:43,209 Oh. Um... 929 00:40:44,110 --> 00:40:45,612 Okay. 930 00:40:45,645 --> 00:40:48,114 It's happening again. [laughing] I have to-- 931 00:40:48,148 --> 00:40:49,949 Will you excuse me? 932 00:40:49,983 --> 00:40:52,285 It was really nice talking to you. 933 00:40:59,492 --> 00:41:00,894 They never listen. 934 00:41:14,841 --> 00:41:16,543 Excuse me, sir, do you have the time? 935 00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:18,845 You respect me. 936 00:41:18,878 --> 00:41:20,880 Sorry, no, do you know what time it is? 937 00:41:21,681 --> 00:41:23,216 No, I do not. 938 00:41:23,249 --> 00:41:24,718 [laughs] 939 00:41:24,751 --> 00:41:26,119 Okay. 940 00:41:26,152 --> 00:41:27,620 Why didn't Barbie tell me about patriarchy, 941 00:41:27,654 --> 00:41:29,550 which, to my understanding, 942 00:41:29,890 --> 00:41:31,624 is where men and horses run everything? 943 00:41:31,658 --> 00:41:33,159 Sure. 944 00:41:33,193 --> 00:41:34,961 I shall seek my fortune there. 945 00:41:34,994 --> 00:41:37,997 All right. So... 946 00:41:38,310 --> 00:41:40,667 I'll take a high-level, high-paying job with influence, please. 947 00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:42,350 Okay, you'll need at least an MBA. 948 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,570 And a lot of our people have PhDs. 949 00:41:43,603 --> 00:41:45,171 Isn't being a man enough? 950 00:41:45,205 --> 00:41:46,873 Actually, right now, it's kind of the opposite. 951 00:41:46,906 --> 00:41:49,809 You guys are clearly not doing patriarchy very well. 952 00:41:49,843 --> 00:41:52,879 [laughing] No! No. We're, uh... 953 00:41:52,912 --> 00:41:56,349 We're doing it well, yeah. We just... hide it better now. 954 00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:58,318 Oh. 955 00:41:58,351 --> 00:42:01,755 No, I won't let you do just one appendectomy. 956 00:42:01,788 --> 00:42:03,256 -But I'm a man. -But not a doctor. 957 00:42:03,289 --> 00:42:04,924 -Please? -No. 958 00:42:04,958 --> 00:42:06,459 -Can I talk to a doctor? -You are talking to a doctor. 959 00:42:06,526 --> 00:42:07,927 -Can you get me a coffee? -No. 960 00:42:07,961 --> 00:42:09,290 -And I need a clicky pen. -No. 961 00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:10,163 -And a white coat. -No. 962 00:42:10,196 --> 00:42:11,731 -And a sharp thing. -No. 963 00:42:11,765 --> 00:42:13,990 -There he is. Doctor! -Somebody get security. 964 00:42:13,133 --> 00:42:15,368 I'd like to apply for your job of beach. 965 00:42:15,402 --> 00:42:16,936 So, you want to be a lifeguard? 966 00:42:16,970 --> 00:42:19,506 Oh. I'm not trained to go over there. 967 00:42:19,572 --> 00:42:21,708 I'm trained to stand confidently right here. 968 00:42:21,741 --> 00:42:23,476 There's nobody in danger here. 969 00:42:23,543 --> 00:42:25,779 And even if there were, I'm not trained to save them. 970 00:42:25,812 --> 00:42:27,180 -[chuckles] -Then I can't hire you. 971 00:42:27,213 --> 00:42:29,820 I can't even beach here! 972 00:42:31,384 --> 00:42:33,353 [sobbing] 973 00:42:33,386 --> 00:42:35,722 She thinks I'm a fascist? 974 00:42:35,755 --> 00:42:39,893 I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce. 975 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:42,362 [sobs] 976 00:42:42,395 --> 00:42:43,630 -There you are. -Oh, no. 977 00:42:43,663 --> 00:42:45,498 That went terrible. 978 00:42:45,565 --> 00:42:48,935 I need to find somewhere where I can start patriarchy fresh. 979 00:42:52,672 --> 00:42:53,773 Miss Barbie? 980 00:42:53,807 --> 00:42:55,241 [sniffling] It's just Barbie. 981 00:42:55,275 --> 00:42:56,943 We're gonna need you to come with us. 982 00:42:56,976 --> 00:42:58,945 Oh. 983 00:42:58,978 --> 00:43:00,714 -Who are you? -We're Mattel. 984 00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:02,549 -Mattel? -Mattel. 985 00:43:02,582 --> 00:43:04,317 Oh, thank goodness! 986 00:43:04,351 --> 00:43:06,386 I've gotta talk to somebody in charge. 987 00:43:06,419 --> 00:43:07,887 Everything is backwards here. 988 00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:09,723 Men look at me like I'm an object. 989 00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:11,424 Girls hate me. 990 00:43:11,491 --> 00:43:13,626 Everyone thinks I'm crazy, and I keep getting arrested. 991 00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:14,961 Need you to step this way, ma'am. 992 00:43:14,994 --> 00:43:16,663 I also just learned to cry. 993 00:43:16,696 --> 00:43:18,798 First, I got one tear and then I got a whole bunch. 994 00:43:18,832 --> 00:43:20,533 What do I do? Do I follow Barbie 995 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,269 into that scary unmarked black truck car? 996 00:43:23,303 --> 00:43:26,139 A truck car I'd like to have, actually. 997 00:43:26,172 --> 00:43:29,142 You're right, she's fine. It's Mattel. 998 00:43:29,175 --> 00:43:31,344 -[chuckles] Yeah. -I know. 999 00:43:31,378 --> 00:43:33,246 I'll go back to Barbie Land, and I'll tell the Kens what I've learned. 1000 00:43:33,279 --> 00:43:34,481 Oh, it's going to be beautiful! 1001 00:43:34,547 --> 00:43:35,482 [chuckles] 1002 00:43:35,548 --> 00:43:37,170 Okay. 1003 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:38,318 -Back to Barbie Land. -Let's go that way. 1004 00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,654 -Hi, Bunny Boo-Boo. -Don't call me that. 1005 00:43:41,688 --> 00:43:44,424 Sorry. I'm off early because of a crisis at work, 1006 00:43:44,457 --> 00:43:47,160 but I thought we could go get some soft serve. 1007 00:43:47,193 --> 00:43:49,696 Thank God they arrested that nutjob. 1008 00:43:49,729 --> 00:43:50,964 Um, um... 1009 00:43:50,997 --> 00:43:53,199 that reality-challenged woman. 1010 00:43:53,233 --> 00:43:54,467 She thinks she's Barbie. 1011 00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:56,136 Wait, what did you say? 1012 00:43:56,169 --> 00:43:58,938 She thinks she's Barbie. She's, like, fully convinced. 1013 00:43:58,972 --> 00:44:00,373 [gasps] 1014 00:44:00,407 --> 00:44:02,308 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1015 00:44:02,342 --> 00:44:03,910 Mom. Mom! 1016 00:44:04,878 --> 00:44:06,846 Mom, get back in the car! 1017 00:44:08,715 --> 00:44:10,830 Are you kidding me? 1018 00:44:11,818 --> 00:44:12,819 Mom! 1019 00:44:14,988 --> 00:44:18,591 Mattel! Of course it was you guys that brought me here. 1020 00:44:18,658 --> 00:44:21,728 Because it definitely wasn't that Sasha girl. 1021 00:44:21,761 --> 00:44:24,640 Thanks for the ride. This has been so much fun. 1022 00:44:24,970 --> 00:44:27,267 [gasps] Wow, the mothership! 1023 00:44:28,535 --> 00:44:29,869 [door hisses] 1024 00:44:29,903 --> 00:44:31,838 [gasping] 1025 00:44:31,871 --> 00:44:34,407 -Barbie! -We're so happy to see you. 1026 00:44:34,441 --> 00:44:36,609 -Hi! -[man] Would you like some mineral water? 1027 00:44:36,676 --> 00:44:37,977 Yes, thank you. 1028 00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:39,279 Oh, thanks. 1029 00:44:41,915 --> 00:44:43,917 I'm not used to that having anything in it. 1030 00:44:43,950 --> 00:44:45,952 [men laughing] 1031 00:44:47,854 --> 00:44:50,230 [Barbie] Thank you. 1032 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,920 So, we've been very anxious to get some quality face-time with you. 1033 00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:53,660 Of course. So what can I do 1034 00:44:53,693 --> 00:44:55,929 to repair the rift in the space-time continuum, 1035 00:44:55,962 --> 00:44:57,831 get my feet back, and that one cellulite gone, 1036 00:44:57,864 --> 00:45:00,500 and just generally not turn into Weird Barbie? 1037 00:45:00,533 --> 00:45:03,770 We have been discussing that very topic. 1038 00:45:03,803 --> 00:45:06,406 If you're agreeable to it, we would love it 1039 00:45:06,439 --> 00:45:09,976 if you could just get into that giant box. 1040 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:14,948 Get into the box and you'll go back to Barbie Land. 1041 00:45:14,981 --> 00:45:17,450 And everything will be as it was. 1042 00:45:17,484 --> 00:45:19,953 You know what? We should probably get Ken first. 1043 00:45:19,986 --> 00:45:21,187 -Ken? -[confused chatter] 1044 00:45:21,221 --> 00:45:22,255 Ken. 1045 00:45:22,288 --> 00:45:23,690 You know, Ken. Barbie and Ken. 1046 00:45:23,723 --> 00:45:25,191 [chuckles] Oh! 1047 00:45:25,225 --> 00:45:27,527 -Yes, Ken. Yeah. -Ken. The guy. Yeah. 1048 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,396 [panting] 1049 00:45:29,429 --> 00:45:32,599 Back to Barbie Land! [laughs] 1050 00:45:32,665 --> 00:45:35,101 I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick. [retches] 1051 00:45:35,135 --> 00:45:37,837 Ken isn't something we're worried about. 1052 00:45:38,938 --> 00:45:40,440 Ever. 1053 00:45:40,473 --> 00:45:42,575 Okay, I'll just, um... I'll get in the box then. 1054 00:45:42,609 --> 00:45:43,777 All right! Yes! 1055 00:45:43,810 --> 00:45:45,145 [applauding] 1056 00:45:45,178 --> 00:45:47,580 Oh. But since I came all this way, 1057 00:45:47,614 --> 00:45:49,582 could I just meet the woman in charge, 1058 00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:51,551 your CEO? 1059 00:45:51,618 --> 00:45:53,119 Oh, that would be me. 1060 00:45:53,153 --> 00:45:54,487 -Oh. Your CFO. -Me. 1061 00:45:54,521 --> 00:45:55,922 -Your COO. -Here. 1062 00:45:55,955 --> 00:45:57,123 President of the Barbie division. 1063 00:45:57,157 --> 00:45:58,458 -Present. -I'm a man with no power. 1064 00:45:58,491 --> 00:46:00,593 Does that make me a woman? 1065 00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:02,962 Are any women in charge? 1066 00:46:02,996 --> 00:46:06,566 Listen, I know exactly where you're going with this, 1067 00:46:06,599 --> 00:46:09,169 and I have to say I really resent it. 1068 00:46:09,202 --> 00:46:12,500 We are a company literally made of women. 1069 00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:14,574 We had a woman CEO in the '90s. 1070 00:46:14,607 --> 00:46:16,476 And there was another one... 1071 00:46:17,544 --> 00:46:20,146 at some other time. 1072 00:46:21,881 --> 00:46:24,451 So that's-- that's two right there. 1073 00:46:24,484 --> 00:46:28,621 Women are the freaking foundation of this very long 1074 00:46:28,688 --> 00:46:30,357 phallic building. 1075 00:46:30,390 --> 00:46:33,193 We have gender-neutral bathrooms up the wazoo. 1076 00:46:33,226 --> 00:46:36,129 Every single one of these men love women. 1077 00:46:36,162 --> 00:46:37,997 I'm the son of a mother. 1078 00:46:38,310 --> 00:46:40,433 I'm the mother of a son. 1079 00:46:40,467 --> 00:46:44,137 I'm... I'm the nephew of a woman aunt. 1080 00:46:44,170 --> 00:46:45,872 Some of my best friends are Jewish. 1081 00:46:47,874 --> 00:46:49,175 What I'm trying to say is... 1082 00:46:50,210 --> 00:46:52,450 Get in the box, you Jezebel! 1083 00:46:52,780 --> 00:46:53,146 [men exclaiming] 1084 00:46:53,179 --> 00:46:54,748 What? I can't say Jezebel now? 1085 00:46:54,814 --> 00:46:57,517 I haven't been in a box in ages. 1086 00:46:57,550 --> 00:46:58,985 See? It's easy. 1087 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:01,955 Oh, okay. 1088 00:47:01,988 --> 00:47:03,623 Huh. 1089 00:47:03,656 --> 00:47:06,192 Oh, my gosh. I remember this smell. [gasps] 1090 00:47:06,226 --> 00:47:08,361 I'm having a real Proustian flashback. 1091 00:47:08,395 --> 00:47:12,132 Remember Proust Barbie? That did not sell very well. [chuckles] 1092 00:47:12,165 --> 00:47:15,335 [twist ties creaking] 1093 00:47:18,538 --> 00:47:20,600 Oh! Ha-ha! 1094 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,308 You know what? Um, before I get in the box, 1095 00:47:22,342 --> 00:47:23,643 could I just run to the restroom 1096 00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:25,345 and make sure my hair is perfect? 1097 00:47:25,378 --> 00:47:27,781 -Fine. Can you be speedy about it? -Mmm-hmm. 1098 00:47:27,847 --> 00:47:29,349 [door whirring] 1099 00:47:29,382 --> 00:47:30,784 -Down this way? -It's just down the hallway. 1100 00:47:30,850 --> 00:47:32,419 -Thank you. -[Mattel CEO] On the right. 1101 00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:35,689 ["Speed Drive" playing] 1102 00:47:35,755 --> 00:47:37,490 [elevator dings] 1103 00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:38,792 [Mattel CEO] I guess she really had to go to the bathroom. 1104 00:47:38,858 --> 00:47:39,893 -[alarm blaring] -♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1105 00:47:39,926 --> 00:47:41,661 [Mattel CEO] Get that Barbie! 1106 00:47:41,728 --> 00:47:42,896 ♪ She my best friend in the whole world ♪ 1107 00:47:42,929 --> 00:47:44,597 ♪ I'm the mood board... ♪ 1108 00:47:44,631 --> 00:47:45,398 Don't you dare push that button. Let me push it. 1109 00:47:45,432 --> 00:47:46,933 [button chimes] 1110 00:47:46,966 --> 00:47:48,368 -[elevator dings] -[alarm continuing] 1111 00:47:48,401 --> 00:47:49,669 [panting] 1112 00:47:49,703 --> 00:47:51,204 [elevator dings] 1113 00:47:51,237 --> 00:47:52,572 -[Mattel CEO] I said get that Barbie! -Oh! 1114 00:47:52,605 --> 00:47:54,274 [men stomping in unison] 1115 00:47:54,307 --> 00:47:56,576 Where's Barbie? 1116 00:47:56,609 --> 00:47:57,844 I'm gaining on you. 1117 00:47:57,877 --> 00:47:59,679 [gasping] 1118 00:47:59,746 --> 00:48:01,348 I'll capture you. 1119 00:48:01,381 --> 00:48:03,516 ♪ Oh, oh, Barbie You're so fine ♪ 1120 00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:05,618 -[both scream] -♪ You're so fine You blow my mind ♪ 1121 00:48:05,652 --> 00:48:06,252 ♪ Jump into the driver's seat and put it into speed drive ♪ 1122 00:48:06,286 --> 00:48:07,620 Barbie! 1123 00:48:07,654 --> 00:48:09,550 It's quicker to go over the cubicles. 1124 00:48:09,890 --> 00:48:10,690 -It's quicker! -Sure. 1125 00:48:10,757 --> 00:48:11,825 ♪ We're running through the red lights ♪ 1126 00:48:11,891 --> 00:48:13,360 ♪ Oh, Barbie, you're so fine ♪ 1127 00:48:13,393 --> 00:48:14,728 -Ahh! -[thuds] 1128 00:48:14,794 --> 00:48:16,296 ♪ Jump into the driver seat... ♪ 1129 00:48:16,329 --> 00:48:18,198 -[Mattel CEO] Get that Barbie! -[man] Barbie! 1130 00:48:18,231 --> 00:48:19,699 -[man] Barbie! -[Mattel CEO] Damn it, Barbie! 1131 00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:21,201 Barbie! 1132 00:48:21,234 --> 00:48:23,937 [Mattel CEO] I'm gonna get you! Barbie! 1133 00:48:23,970 --> 00:48:26,720 -[exclaims] -[banging on door] 1134 00:48:26,106 --> 00:48:28,541 ♪ Red light, red lights Red lights, red lights, yeah ♪ 1135 00:48:28,575 --> 00:48:31,911 -[gasping] -♪ Oh, got the top down Tires on fire ♪ 1136 00:48:32,912 --> 00:48:34,180 Oh! [gasping] 1137 00:48:35,849 --> 00:48:37,150 [door thud echoing] 1138 00:48:39,519 --> 00:48:41,721 [romantic orchestral music playing on speakers] 1139 00:48:53,333 --> 00:48:55,568 Don't worry. You're safe here. 1140 00:48:55,602 --> 00:48:56,903 [birds chirping] 1141 00:48:56,936 --> 00:48:58,672 What is this place? 1142 00:48:58,705 --> 00:49:03,209 [chuckles] I always find I think best at kitchen tables. 1143 00:49:06,479 --> 00:49:07,514 Tea? 1144 00:49:08,448 --> 00:49:10,216 [Barbie] Uh, yes, please. 1145 00:49:15,121 --> 00:49:17,323 So a woman does work here. 1146 00:49:17,357 --> 00:49:20,460 Oh, sweetie, we do more than work here. 1147 00:49:27,967 --> 00:49:29,235 Thank you. 1148 00:49:43,883 --> 00:49:44,751 [slurping] 1149 00:49:49,556 --> 00:49:51,291 What? 1150 00:49:51,324 --> 00:49:53,526 It's because I don't know how to drink tea? [chuckles] 1151 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:57,163 No. You look different. 1152 00:49:57,197 --> 00:50:00,867 Oh. It's not how I normally look. I usually look perfect. 1153 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:03,937 Oh, I don't know. 1154 00:50:03,970 --> 00:50:06,106 I think you're just right. 1155 00:50:09,175 --> 00:50:10,243 [chuckles] 1156 00:50:13,780 --> 00:50:15,849 Real World isn't what I thought it was. 1157 00:50:17,217 --> 00:50:18,518 It never is. 1158 00:50:18,551 --> 00:50:20,353 And isn't that marvelous? 1159 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:25,910 Who are you? 1160 00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:27,227 [Mattel CEO] Which way did she go? Who saw her last? 1161 00:50:27,260 --> 00:50:29,396 Uh, if you go through that closet, 1162 00:50:29,429 --> 00:50:31,498 you'll find a stairwell down to the lobby. 1163 00:50:31,531 --> 00:50:33,433 -[Mattel CEO] Find her! -Okay. 1164 00:50:36,469 --> 00:50:38,471 Thank you, um... 1165 00:50:39,606 --> 00:50:41,675 Ruth. 1166 00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:43,243 Ruth. Thank you, Ruth. 1167 00:50:44,644 --> 00:50:46,279 You're welcome, Barbie. 1168 00:50:49,149 --> 00:50:51,851 -["Speed Drive" resumes playing] -♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1169 00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:53,687 -[alarm blaring] -♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1170 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:56,623 ♪ She my best friend in the whole world ♪ 1171 00:50:56,656 --> 00:50:59,125 ♪ I'm the mood board She's the inspo ♪ 1172 00:50:59,159 --> 00:51:02,929 -♪ And she's dressed in really cute clothes ♪ -[elevator door dings] 1173 00:51:02,996 --> 00:51:04,397 [man 1] Oh, we got her! There she is! 1174 00:51:05,165 --> 00:51:06,232 [sighs] 1175 00:51:06,266 --> 00:51:07,901 Oh! Uh, key card! 1176 00:51:07,967 --> 00:51:10,203 -Wait. -I don't have my key card. 1177 00:51:10,236 --> 00:51:12,138 [tires screech] 1178 00:51:12,172 --> 00:51:13,390 Get in! 1179 00:51:13,730 --> 00:51:14,941 [breathing heavily] 1180 00:51:16,409 --> 00:51:18,745 [wind blowing] 1181 00:51:18,778 --> 00:51:20,747 Now! Get in now! 1182 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:21,915 [car door opens] 1183 00:51:21,981 --> 00:51:24,500 -[Sasha's mom] Come on. -Oh! 1184 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,190 -Ahh! -[Sasha's mom grunts] 1185 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:27,787 -Okay. -[system beeps] 1186 00:51:27,821 --> 00:51:30,560 -Oh, no! Now we're never gonna get Barbie! -[system chimes] 1187 00:51:30,900 --> 00:51:31,391 Oh, we didn't need it! 1188 00:51:31,424 --> 00:51:33,259 -Barbie! -[engine revving] 1189 00:51:33,293 --> 00:51:35,662 Let's form a plan here. 1190 00:51:35,695 --> 00:51:39,320 I would normally have shotgun. I'll go in the first one. 1191 00:51:39,650 --> 00:51:40,166 [Sasha's mom] Hang on. 1192 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,402 [tires screeching] 1193 00:51:42,435 --> 00:51:43,737 Ahh! 1194 00:51:43,770 --> 00:51:45,380 God, I hope nobody from school saw us 1195 00:51:45,710 --> 00:51:47,140 put a life-size Barbie in our car. 1196 00:51:47,173 --> 00:51:48,475 -[Sasha] How did this even happen? -[Sasha's mom] I don't know. 1197 00:51:48,508 --> 00:51:50,276 How are you here? You're like an idea. 1198 00:51:50,310 --> 00:51:51,678 A great idea. 1199 00:51:51,711 --> 00:51:54,180 So, I've been a little lonely lately. 1200 00:51:54,214 --> 00:51:56,249 And I found those Barbies we used to play with-- 1201 00:51:56,282 --> 00:51:58,510 -I thought we gave those away. -Well, I started playing with them. 1202 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,453 And making drawings like we used to do. Remember? 1203 00:52:00,487 --> 00:52:01,888 Because I thought it would be joyful. 1204 00:52:01,955 --> 00:52:03,323 -Was it? -No, it wasn't. 1205 00:52:03,356 --> 00:52:04,824 I got sad and weird, 1206 00:52:04,858 --> 00:52:06,760 and then the drawings got sad and weird, 1207 00:52:06,793 --> 00:52:09,162 and maybe because I couldn't be like you, 1208 00:52:09,195 --> 00:52:10,663 I ended up making you like me. 1209 00:52:12,465 --> 00:52:14,100 Did any of these drawings by chance 1210 00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:16,836 have thoughts of death and cellulite? 1211 00:52:16,870 --> 00:52:19,806 Yes! Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie. 1212 00:52:19,839 --> 00:52:22,208 -Oh, my God! -And Cellulite! 1213 00:52:22,242 --> 00:52:25,645 [both gasping] 1214 00:52:25,679 --> 00:52:28,348 -I came for you! -You came for me! 1215 00:52:28,381 --> 00:52:30,216 Those were your memories. 1216 00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:32,485 [soft dreamy music playing] 1217 00:52:32,519 --> 00:52:33,720 [inaudible] 1218 00:52:56,242 --> 00:52:59,946 [Sasha's voice echoes] Hello? Hello? Hello? 1219 00:53:00,130 --> 00:53:02,816 Hello? Are you two, like, shining? 1220 00:53:02,849 --> 00:53:04,551 No! No, it's nothing like that. 1221 00:53:04,584 --> 00:53:07,554 -Are you shining with a real Barbie? -No! 1222 00:53:07,587 --> 00:53:09,422 I mean, maybe. Like a little, yes. 1223 00:53:09,456 --> 00:53:11,157 [sighs] I don't even know where to start 1224 00:53:11,191 --> 00:53:13,590 with this wishing-a-Barbie-to-life crap. 1225 00:53:13,126 --> 00:53:15,228 Oh, Sasha, listen. 1226 00:53:15,261 --> 00:53:17,597 I'm just a boring mom with a boring job and a daughter who hates me. 1227 00:53:17,630 --> 00:53:19,866 Can you blame me for wanting to have a little fun? 1228 00:53:19,899 --> 00:53:21,167 [engines revving] 1229 00:53:21,201 --> 00:53:22,535 I gotta lose these chuckleheads. 1230 00:53:22,569 --> 00:53:24,137 -[chimes] -[engine revving] 1231 00:53:24,170 --> 00:53:25,271 [Barbie] Ahh! 1232 00:53:25,305 --> 00:53:26,339 [Sasha] Mom! 1233 00:53:26,373 --> 00:53:28,575 [upbeat rock music playing] 1234 00:53:28,608 --> 00:53:30,343 I think I owe you ladies an apology. 1235 00:53:30,377 --> 00:53:33,130 I thought that Barbie had made the Real World better, 1236 00:53:33,790 --> 00:53:35,849 but the Real World is forever and irrevocably messed up! 1237 00:53:35,882 --> 00:53:38,818 Well, the Real World is not perfect, but you inspired me. 1238 00:53:40,987 --> 00:53:43,289 I love women. I want to help women. 1239 00:53:43,323 --> 00:53:44,891 Oh, come off it, everybody hates women. 1240 00:53:44,924 --> 00:53:46,292 Women hate women, and men hate women. 1241 00:53:46,326 --> 00:53:47,594 It's the one thing we can all agree on. 1242 00:53:47,627 --> 00:53:49,162 -Is that true? -It's complicated. 1243 00:53:49,195 --> 00:53:50,797 -Hate is a strong word. -Wake up, Mom! 1244 00:53:50,830 --> 00:53:52,432 [brakes screech] 1245 00:53:52,465 --> 00:53:54,434 -I am wide awake, Sasha! -[gasps] 1246 00:53:58,138 --> 00:54:00,807 Mom, where did you learn to drive like this? 1247 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,276 -There was this guy. -Was it Dad? 1248 00:54:03,309 --> 00:54:05,278 Yeah, yeah, it was... It was Dad. 1249 00:54:09,516 --> 00:54:11,284 [engines revving] 1250 00:54:17,824 --> 00:54:19,826 [tires screech] 1251 00:54:24,631 --> 00:54:26,733 [Sasha's mom whispers] Okay, duck. 1252 00:54:26,766 --> 00:54:28,201 -[whispering] You look so pretty. -Don't look at me. 1253 00:54:28,234 --> 00:54:29,269 Okay, sorry. 1254 00:54:31,370 --> 00:54:33,840 -[gasps] -[sighs] 1255 00:54:33,873 --> 00:54:36,476 I can't hold them off forever. Where can we go? 1256 00:54:36,509 --> 00:54:40,800 [gasps] Wait, I have an idea. Can you get us to Venice Beach? 1257 00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:41,581 Sure can. 1258 00:54:41,614 --> 00:54:44,250 Ah! I love Rollerblades. Where are we going? 1259 00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:46,860 -Barbie Land. -[Sasha] What? Mom! 1260 00:54:46,152 --> 00:54:47,954 Are you really gonna let Barbie 1261 00:54:47,987 --> 00:54:50,490 take you and your tween daughter to an imaginary land? 1262 00:54:50,523 --> 00:54:52,792 Yes, and you wanna know why? Because I never get to do anything. 1263 00:54:52,826 --> 00:54:55,950 I didn't even go on that cruise I won at your school raffle 1264 00:54:55,161 --> 00:54:57,130 because I didn't have enough vacation days and your dad's allergic to sun. 1265 00:54:57,197 --> 00:54:59,432 -Oh. -What about Dad? We can't just leave him! 1266 00:54:59,466 --> 00:55:01,000 He'll be fine. 1267 00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:02,268 Bolígrafos. 1268 00:55:02,302 --> 00:55:03,503 [voice on app] Bolígrafos. 1269 00:55:03,536 --> 00:55:04,771 Bolígrafos. 1270 00:55:04,804 --> 00:55:06,806 [correct answer chimes] 1271 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:07,841 Yeah, yeah. He'll be fine. 1272 00:55:07,874 --> 00:55:09,175 Ready for fun? 1273 00:55:09,242 --> 00:55:10,477 -Yes! -Great! 1274 00:55:10,510 --> 00:55:12,946 Here we go! 1275 00:55:12,979 --> 00:55:14,647 -Come on and feel the magic. -["Journey To The Real World" instrumental playing] 1276 00:55:14,681 --> 00:55:16,783 [Sasha's mom gasps] Where are we? 1277 00:55:16,816 --> 00:55:18,151 How did we get into these clothes? 1278 00:55:18,218 --> 00:55:19,652 How did we get into this vehicle? 1279 00:55:19,686 --> 00:55:21,354 When I was a kid, I lost these boots 1280 00:55:21,388 --> 00:55:23,390 and my mom wouldn't let me buy a whole new Barbie 1281 00:55:23,423 --> 00:55:24,824 just to replace the boots. 1282 00:55:24,858 --> 00:55:26,559 -They look so good on you. -Why, thank you. 1283 00:55:26,593 --> 00:55:28,695 -Hey, you! -She was always my favorite Barbie. 1284 00:55:28,728 --> 00:55:30,960 You're my favorite human. 1285 00:55:30,163 --> 00:55:32,832 Don't tell him, but I never got a Ken. 1286 00:55:32,866 --> 00:55:34,868 That's because Ken is totally superfluous. 1287 00:55:34,901 --> 00:55:36,970 -[Sasha's mom laughing] -[gasps] I didn't say that. 1288 00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:39,973 Women hold all major positions of power, control all the money. 1289 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,708 Basically, everything that men do in your world, 1290 00:55:41,741 --> 00:55:42,976 -women do in ours. -[Sasha's mom gasps] 1291 00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:44,310 I mean, that sounds kind of cool. 1292 00:55:44,344 --> 00:55:46,880 -Sasha, look, dolphins! -[all chuckling] 1293 00:55:46,913 --> 00:55:50,417 -["Closer to Fine" playing] -♪ Closer I am to fine ♪ 1294 00:55:50,450 --> 00:55:51,885 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1295 00:55:51,918 --> 00:55:53,887 ♪ Closer I am to fine ♪ 1296 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,488 [yells] What is this song? 1297 00:55:55,522 --> 00:55:57,190 Oh, and we have a female president 1298 00:55:57,257 --> 00:56:00,126 and it's fun and work and friendship and female 24/7. 1299 00:56:00,193 --> 00:56:02,162 [Sasha] Do giant hands come in and play with you? 1300 00:56:02,228 --> 00:56:03,830 [Barbie] No, that's crazy. 1301 00:56:03,863 --> 00:56:06,299 Excuse me. Have you seen a group of women on wheels? 1302 00:56:06,332 --> 00:56:07,867 Actually, yeah, 1303 00:56:07,901 --> 00:56:09,135 there was a blonde, a brunette and a tween. 1304 00:56:09,202 --> 00:56:10,170 They Rollerbladed in that direction. 1305 00:56:10,236 --> 00:56:11,905 Oh, no. 1306 00:56:11,938 --> 00:56:14,107 First step is always Rollerblading. 1307 00:56:14,140 --> 00:56:15,208 [Aaron] Excuse me, sir? 1308 00:56:15,275 --> 00:56:17,444 They've gone to Barbie Land. 1309 00:56:17,477 --> 00:56:19,312 -Oh, no. -And she's brought humans there with her. 1310 00:56:19,346 --> 00:56:21,314 This could mean extremely weird things for our world. 1311 00:56:21,348 --> 00:56:22,849 Like what? 1312 00:56:22,882 --> 00:56:24,451 Nothing any of our collective imaginations 1313 00:56:24,484 --> 00:56:25,685 could ever dream up. 1314 00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:29,122 A podcast hosted by two wise trees. 1315 00:56:29,155 --> 00:56:32,559 Or a choir of 2,000 young fathers. 1316 00:56:32,592 --> 00:56:35,362 Not even close. We've got to get to Barbie Land. 1317 00:56:35,395 --> 00:56:39,733 Go! Find some blades now! Just pick a direction and run! 1318 00:56:39,766 --> 00:56:43,536 I can practically feel my heels lifting already. Yes! 1319 00:56:43,570 --> 00:56:46,373 This is what I was supposed to do. Bring you back here. 1320 00:56:46,406 --> 00:56:48,441 -It feels right. -It does. 1321 00:56:48,475 --> 00:56:50,243 Okay, this is... 1322 00:56:50,310 --> 00:56:52,612 -Oh. That's strange. -[cheerleaders cheering] 1323 00:56:52,645 --> 00:56:54,447 [shouting and cheering] 1324 00:56:54,481 --> 00:56:56,820 ["Man I Am" playing] 1325 00:56:56,116 --> 00:56:59,486 ♪ 'Cause that's the man I am♪ 1326 00:56:59,519 --> 00:57:01,721 ♪ Baby, treat me right♪ 1327 00:57:01,755 --> 00:57:05,191 Incoming brewski beer. [mimics airplane] 1328 00:57:05,258 --> 00:57:07,227 So, that's our president, with the beer. 1329 00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:10,163 And the cheering squad is the Supreme Court. 1330 00:57:10,196 --> 00:57:13,266 This is so much better than being president. 1331 00:57:13,333 --> 00:57:15,602 Something's weird today. 1332 00:57:15,635 --> 00:57:17,137 -[water bubbling] -Hi, Barbie! 1333 00:57:18,380 --> 00:57:20,730 Oh, okay. Hi, Ken. 1334 00:57:20,106 --> 00:57:24,611 -Have a brewski beer. My big guy is thirsty. -Ah. 1335 00:57:25,679 --> 00:57:27,747 Anyway, uh... 1336 00:57:27,781 --> 00:57:29,416 Wait until you see my Dreamhouse. 1337 00:57:29,449 --> 00:57:31,951 Everything I've bought and own will totally inspire you. 1338 00:57:31,985 --> 00:57:33,453 And we can change clothes again! 1339 00:57:36,623 --> 00:57:38,291 -That's the Capitol. -[Sasha's mom] Ah! 1340 00:57:38,358 --> 00:57:39,993 -It's pink? -Pink! 1341 00:57:40,260 --> 00:57:41,261 And that's the-- 1342 00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:43,229 [horse neighing] 1343 00:57:43,296 --> 00:57:45,432 [Sam Smith] ♪ You think That women rule the world♪ 1344 00:57:45,465 --> 00:57:48,334 [Barbie] These are the Dreamhouses. This is where I live. 1345 00:57:48,401 --> 00:57:50,437 [Sasha's mom] You can see through the houses. 1346 00:57:50,470 --> 00:57:52,639 So does each Barbie, like, have their own house? 1347 00:57:52,672 --> 00:57:54,407 -Mmm-hmm. -That's cool. 1348 00:57:54,441 --> 00:57:55,909 Where do the Kens stay? 1349 00:57:56,810 --> 00:57:58,511 I don't know. 1350 00:57:58,545 --> 00:58:01,147 At first I thought the Real World was run by men. 1351 00:58:01,181 --> 00:58:02,549 And then there was a minute 1352 00:58:02,582 --> 00:58:05,285 where I thought it was run by horses. 1353 00:58:05,352 --> 00:58:08,321 But then I realized that horses are just men extenders. 1354 00:58:08,388 --> 00:58:10,790 -[Kens] Oh! -[Pompadour Ken] Hmm? 1355 00:58:10,824 --> 00:58:12,726 Oh. I had that treehouse. 1356 00:58:12,759 --> 00:58:14,861 I saved up my allowance to buy it. 1357 00:58:14,894 --> 00:58:19,466 [Barbie] I've never seen a car like that before. What happened here? 1358 00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:22,202 Everything, basically everything exists 1359 00:58:22,235 --> 00:58:25,380 to expand and elevate the presence of men. 1360 00:58:25,710 --> 00:58:26,973 -That's amazing. -That's beautiful. 1361 00:58:27,700 --> 00:58:28,308 -I know. -[other Ken 1] Barbie's here. 1362 00:58:28,375 --> 00:58:29,476 [other Ken 2] Uh-oh. 1363 00:58:29,509 --> 00:58:32,579 -Ken? -[laughs nervously] 1364 00:58:32,612 --> 00:58:34,581 What have you done? 1365 00:58:34,614 --> 00:58:37,250 What are you wearing? 1366 00:58:37,283 --> 00:58:40,220 Don't question it. Just roll with it, tiny baby. 1367 00:58:40,253 --> 00:58:42,188 -[other Ken] Tiny baby. -Don't call me baby. 1368 00:58:42,222 --> 00:58:44,190 What about mini-baby? Like this mini-fridge. 1369 00:58:44,224 --> 00:58:45,910 [Kens laugh] 1370 00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:46,860 No, Ken. 1371 00:58:46,893 --> 00:58:50,230 This is my Dreamhouse. It is my Dreamhouse! It's mine! 1372 00:58:50,263 --> 00:58:52,298 No, this is no longer Barbie's Dreamhouse. 1373 00:58:52,365 --> 00:58:57,904 This shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House. 1374 00:58:57,937 --> 00:58:59,906 You don't have to say dojo and house. 1375 00:58:59,939 --> 00:59:01,341 And casa... 1376 00:59:01,408 --> 00:59:03,376 But you do because it feels good. Try it. 1377 00:59:03,443 --> 00:59:05,679 -[both] Mojo Dojo Casa-- -No, girls. Don't say it. 1378 00:59:05,712 --> 00:59:07,747 Mojo Dojo Casa House. 1379 00:59:07,781 --> 00:59:09,616 [laughs] 1380 00:59:09,649 --> 00:59:11,117 [Mattel CEO] Give it to me straight. How weird is it? 1381 00:59:11,151 --> 00:59:14,120 Whoa, boss, these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses 1382 00:59:14,154 --> 00:59:16,389 are literally flying off the shelves. 1383 00:59:16,456 --> 00:59:20,627 The kids are clamoring for them. Ken is on T-shirts, mugs. 1384 00:59:20,660 --> 00:59:22,796 -It's the number one tattoo. -[Mattel CEO] Oh, no. 1385 00:59:22,829 --> 00:59:25,765 Warner Bros. have started auditions for the Ken movie, 1386 00:59:25,799 --> 00:59:29,703 which is already a blockbuster hit. [laughs] 1387 00:59:29,736 --> 00:59:31,504 It's happening. That thing we could never imagine. 1388 00:59:31,538 --> 00:59:33,390 If we don't get my words lady... 1389 00:59:33,730 --> 00:59:34,974 -Executive Assistant. -My Executive Words Lady 1390 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:36,343 and someone who's probably her daughter 1391 00:59:36,409 --> 00:59:37,777 back here and close the portal, 1392 00:59:37,811 --> 00:59:39,312 our worlds could be altered forever. 1393 00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:41,214 Well, what does it matter if it's Barbie or Ken? 1394 00:59:41,247 --> 00:59:42,549 The money is pouring in. 1395 00:59:42,582 --> 00:59:44,818 Shame on you, Executive Number Two. 1396 00:59:44,851 --> 00:59:46,953 You think I spent my entire life in boardrooms 1397 00:59:46,986 --> 00:59:48,121 because of a bottom line? 1398 00:59:48,154 --> 00:59:49,622 No! I got into this business 1399 00:59:49,656 --> 00:59:51,925 because of little girls and their dreams. 1400 00:59:51,958 --> 00:59:54,227 In the least creepy way possible. 1401 00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:57,230 Now, blade faster. Time is running out. 1402 00:59:57,263 --> 00:59:59,799 Look, I'm just having some brewski beers 1403 00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:02,135 at my Mojo Dojo Casa House. 1404 01:00:02,168 --> 01:00:03,770 -[all gasp] -Ken! 1405 01:00:03,803 --> 01:00:05,405 You can stay if you want, 1406 01:00:05,472 --> 01:00:07,140 as my bride wife, 1407 01:00:07,173 --> 01:00:09,776 or my long-term-low- commitment-distance girlfriend. 1408 01:00:09,809 --> 01:00:11,344 -What do you say? -Ugh. 1409 01:00:12,178 --> 01:00:13,446 Brewski beer me? 1410 01:00:13,513 --> 01:00:16,316 I will not brewski beer you. 1411 01:00:16,349 --> 01:00:18,852 Ha-ha-ha. That's fine. 1412 01:00:18,885 --> 01:00:20,687 You know, now that you Barbies aren't around to run everything, 1413 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,255 we can do our hair however we like. 1414 01:00:22,288 --> 01:00:23,590 I have hats. 1415 01:00:23,623 --> 01:00:26,960 Where are my hungry boys? Who wants snacks? 1416 01:00:26,993 --> 01:00:28,962 Barbie, I am so happy to see you. 1417 01:00:28,995 --> 01:00:30,196 Can you believe what is happening? 1418 01:00:30,230 --> 01:00:31,831 I know. Isn't it great? 1419 01:00:31,865 --> 01:00:34,401 Anyone need a brewski beer? 1420 01:00:34,467 --> 01:00:37,103 What are you doing? You're a doctor. 1421 01:00:37,137 --> 01:00:38,972 I like being a helpful decoration. 1422 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:41,841 And Allan likes to help me give all the Kens foot massages. 1423 01:00:41,875 --> 01:00:43,143 No, I don't, I don't like that. 1424 01:00:43,176 --> 01:00:45,111 [both] We love it. 1425 01:00:45,145 --> 01:00:46,413 -Ugh, so gross. -I'm so blotto-faced day-drunk right now. 1426 01:00:46,479 --> 01:00:47,414 [laughs] 1427 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,382 Ditto same-same that. 1428 01:00:49,416 --> 01:00:50,884 [Brunette Barbie 2] I like not having to make any decisions. 1429 01:00:50,917 --> 01:00:53,319 It's like a spa day for my brain. Forever. 1430 01:00:53,353 --> 01:00:55,155 What is wrong with them? 1431 01:00:55,188 --> 01:00:56,589 We just explained to them the immaculate, 1432 01:00:56,623 --> 01:00:58,191 impeccable seamless garment of logic 1433 01:00:58,224 --> 01:00:59,726 that is patriarchy, and they crumbled. 1434 01:00:59,759 --> 01:01:01,995 Oh, my God. This is like in the 1500s 1435 01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:03,797 with the indigenous people and smallpox. 1436 01:01:03,830 --> 01:01:05,331 They had no defenses against it. 1437 01:01:05,365 --> 01:01:08,535 Yeah. Buckle up, babe. [chuckles] 1438 01:01:08,568 --> 01:01:11,905 Because Barbie Land is now Ken Land. 1439 01:01:11,938 --> 01:01:14,507 And it's gonna be just like Century City in Los Angeles, 1440 01:01:14,574 --> 01:01:17,811 because they had it all figured out in Century City. 1441 01:01:17,844 --> 01:01:20,213 The minute you get out of your car, you're like, 1442 01:01:20,246 --> 01:01:22,849 "I can't believe how great this place is!" 1443 01:01:22,882 --> 01:01:25,352 No, no, no. They don't have it figured out in Century City 1444 01:01:25,385 --> 01:01:27,454 because we failed them. 1445 01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:29,723 [loudly] No! You failed me! 1446 01:01:29,756 --> 01:01:31,324 [sighs] 1447 01:01:31,358 --> 01:01:33,126 -[melancholy music playing] -[breath trembles] 1448 01:01:35,662 --> 01:01:38,131 Out there, I was somebody. 1449 01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:41,868 And when I walked down the street... 1450 01:01:44,370 --> 01:01:46,773 people respected me just for who I am. 1451 01:01:49,709 --> 01:01:53,747 [scoffs] One lady, she even asked me for the time. 1452 01:01:53,780 --> 01:01:54,681 No way! 1453 01:01:54,714 --> 01:01:56,216 Way. [chuckles] 1454 01:01:58,918 --> 01:02:00,453 And if it weren't for these technicalities 1455 01:02:00,487 --> 01:02:02,922 like MBAs, medical degrees, 1456 01:02:02,956 --> 01:02:08,280 and I don't know, swim lessons, I could have ruled that world. 1457 01:02:08,610 --> 01:02:09,596 But I don't need any of those things here. 1458 01:02:09,629 --> 01:02:10,797 [chuckles lightly] 1459 01:02:10,830 --> 01:02:14,134 [car bonnet squeaking] 1460 01:02:15,635 --> 01:02:19,139 Here, I'm just a dude. And you know what? 1461 01:02:23,510 --> 01:02:24,544 That's enough. 1462 01:02:24,611 --> 01:02:25,845 TV remote. 1463 01:02:30,316 --> 01:02:31,551 Which one is it? 1464 01:02:31,618 --> 01:02:33,420 Oh, it's that one right there. 1465 01:02:33,453 --> 01:02:35,488 [Reporter Barbie laughs] 1466 01:02:35,522 --> 01:02:36,956 [TV Ken] Call me Mister Ken President Prime Minister, ma'am. 1467 01:02:36,990 --> 01:02:38,425 Let's recap all the amazing changes 1468 01:02:38,458 --> 01:02:39,893 and innovations thanks to the Kens. 1469 01:02:39,926 --> 01:02:42,429 The Nobel Prize in horses goes to... 1470 01:02:42,462 --> 01:02:44,640 -[audience Ken] Ken! - [applause] 1471 01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:46,132 [audience chanting] Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! 1472 01:02:46,766 --> 01:02:48,702 [gasps] 1473 01:02:48,735 --> 01:02:50,503 [Reporter Barbie] Wow. And now you're making it permanent 1474 01:02:50,537 --> 01:02:53,540 with a special election to change the Constitution. 1475 01:02:53,606 --> 01:02:54,974 That's right. In just 48 hours, 1476 01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:56,976 all the Kens will head to the polls 1477 01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:58,611 and vote to change the Constitution to a government 1478 01:02:58,678 --> 01:03:01,140 for the Kens, of the Kens, and by the Kens! 1479 01:03:01,470 --> 01:03:02,716 [cymbals crash] 1480 01:03:02,749 --> 01:03:04,684 [upbeat music playing on keyboard] 1481 01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:08,880 You can't do this. 1482 01:03:08,121 --> 01:03:09,622 This is Barbie Land. 1483 01:03:09,689 --> 01:03:11,658 The Barbies worked hard and they dreamed hard 1484 01:03:11,691 --> 01:03:14,561 to make it everything that it is. You-- 1485 01:03:14,627 --> 01:03:17,931 You can't just undo it in a day. 1486 01:03:17,964 --> 01:03:20,200 Literally and figuratively, watch me. 1487 01:03:21,301 --> 01:03:25,505 Now, if you'll excuse me... 1488 01:03:25,538 --> 01:03:29,642 this is my Mojo Dojo Casa House, it's not 1489 01:03:29,709 --> 01:03:32,645 Barbie's Mojo Dojo Casa House. 1490 01:03:34,214 --> 01:03:35,215 Right? 1491 01:03:36,483 --> 01:03:38,318 -[gasps] -[somber music playing] 1492 01:03:39,652 --> 01:03:40,920 How's that feel? 1493 01:03:44,424 --> 01:03:46,659 It is not fun, is it? 1494 01:03:48,661 --> 01:03:51,310 [Barbies and Kens] It's boys' night! 1495 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:52,265 [all cheering] 1496 01:04:06,379 --> 01:04:08,810 Every night is boys' night. 1497 01:04:12,419 --> 01:04:15,321 [Kens chanting] Go, Ken! Go, Ken! Go, Ken! 1498 01:04:15,355 --> 01:04:16,389 [Kens cheering] 1499 01:04:19,259 --> 01:04:20,794 [crying] 1500 01:04:20,827 --> 01:04:24,831 Barbie! Take your lady fashions with you. 1501 01:04:24,864 --> 01:04:28,268 Take your Celebrate Disco Bell Bottoms... 1502 01:04:28,301 --> 01:04:29,936 -[ding] -[Barbie] Oh! 1503 01:04:29,969 --> 01:04:32,505 [Ken] ...and your Ice Capades Pretty Practice Suit 1504 01:04:32,539 --> 01:04:34,174 and Dazzling Show Skirt. 1505 01:04:34,207 --> 01:04:36,420 -[gasps] -These are archival. 1506 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:38,745 Your Pajama Jam in Amsterdam sets. 1507 01:04:38,778 --> 01:04:40,213 [Barbie] No! 1508 01:04:40,246 --> 01:04:42,482 And your Pretty Paisley Palazzo Pants! 1509 01:04:43,883 --> 01:04:46,820 -Not the Palazzos! -And get out! 1510 01:04:46,853 --> 01:04:48,154 [crying] 1511 01:04:49,789 --> 01:04:51,491 [Sasha's mom] Maybe this could fit me. 1512 01:04:54,728 --> 01:04:56,229 Honey. 1513 01:04:56,262 --> 01:04:58,365 Why did you wish me to your messed-up world 1514 01:04:58,398 --> 01:05:02,435 using your complicated human thoughts and feelings? 1515 01:05:02,469 --> 01:05:05,505 -What? -Barbie Land was perfect before. 1516 01:05:06,639 --> 01:05:09,376 I was perfect before. 1517 01:05:09,409 --> 01:05:12,979 I'm so sorry. I wasn't trying to do anything. 1518 01:05:13,130 --> 01:05:14,247 -[objects clattering] -Don't apologize. 1519 01:05:15,810 --> 01:05:16,616 Don't blame my mom. 1520 01:05:16,683 --> 01:05:18,418 [Sasha's mom] Aw, Sasha, that's sweet. 1521 01:05:18,451 --> 01:05:21,488 Maybe you wished us. Maybe it's your fault, Barbie. 1522 01:05:21,521 --> 01:05:22,789 [Barbie] No, I didn't wish anything. 1523 01:05:22,822 --> 01:05:26,590 I've never wanted anything to change. 1524 01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:31,331 Oh, honey, that's life. It's all change. 1525 01:05:32,332 --> 01:05:33,733 That's... 1526 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:35,435 That's terrifying. 1527 01:05:35,468 --> 01:05:37,370 [somber music playing] 1528 01:05:39,806 --> 01:05:40,707 I don't want that. 1529 01:05:40,774 --> 01:05:42,108 [music swelling] 1530 01:05:42,142 --> 01:05:44,811 Not my life. No, thank you. 1531 01:05:44,844 --> 01:05:48,181 Just, no, I don't want this. 1532 01:05:51,170 --> 01:05:51,818 [sighs] 1533 01:05:54,721 --> 01:05:57,257 I'm just gonna sit here and wait and hope 1534 01:05:57,290 --> 01:06:00,260 that one of the more leadership-oriented Barbies 1535 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:02,280 just snaps out of it 1536 01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:04,300 and does something about this whole mess. 1537 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,666 I really understand this feeling. 1538 01:06:06,733 --> 01:06:09,803 It's basically, like, being a human person all the time-- 1539 01:06:09,869 --> 01:06:12,500 Please just leave me here. Just leave me. 1540 01:06:12,380 --> 01:06:15,942 Go back to your messed-up world and just leave me to mine. 1541 01:06:15,975 --> 01:06:18,211 -So, you're just gonna give up? -[Barbie] Yes. 1542 01:06:18,244 --> 01:06:19,879 [body squeaking] 1543 01:06:23,490 --> 01:06:24,551 Okay. 1544 01:06:24,584 --> 01:06:26,152 [Sasha] You know, I almost feel bad for you, 1545 01:06:26,186 --> 01:06:28,688 but you are exactly what I thought you were. 1546 01:06:29,889 --> 01:06:30,890 Um... 1547 01:06:31,958 --> 01:06:33,927 Let's go, honey. Let's just... 1548 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:35,228 Okay, how do we-- how do you expect-- 1549 01:06:35,261 --> 01:06:36,696 Do everything we did in reverse. 1550 01:06:38,998 --> 01:06:42,602 Unbelievable. Come on, Mom. She doesn't deserve you. 1551 01:06:45,739 --> 01:06:47,674 [sighs] 1552 01:06:47,707 --> 01:06:50,543 This is the lowest I've ever been. 1553 01:06:50,577 --> 01:06:53,279 Emotionally and physically. 1554 01:06:54,981 --> 01:06:55,982 -[cheerful music playing] -[girl] Okay, kids, 1555 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:57,417 it's time to run out 1556 01:06:57,450 --> 01:06:58,985 and get the new Depression Barbie. 1557 01:06:59,190 --> 01:07:00,887 She wears sweatpants all day and night. 1558 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,189 She spent seven hours today on Instagram, 1559 01:07:03,223 --> 01:07:05,525 looking at her estranged best friend's engagement photos, 1560 01:07:05,558 --> 01:07:07,727 while eating a family-size bag of Starbursts. 1561 01:07:07,794 --> 01:07:09,729 And now her jaw is killing her. 1562 01:07:09,796 --> 01:07:12,699 And she's going to watch the BBC's Pride and Prejudice 1563 01:07:12,732 --> 01:07:15,100 for the seventh time until she falls asleep. 1564 01:07:15,350 --> 01:07:17,604 Situation of our families is such that any alliance between us 1565 01:07:17,637 --> 01:07:20,373 must be regarded as a highly reprehensible connection. 1566 01:07:20,407 --> 01:07:23,743 [girl] Anxiety, panic attacks, and OCD sold separately. 1567 01:07:23,810 --> 01:07:26,846 [Weird Barbie] Barbie. Barbie, wake up. 1568 01:07:26,913 --> 01:07:27,881 -Hey. -[female voice] Weird. 1569 01:07:29,249 --> 01:07:30,850 I'm like you now. 1570 01:07:30,917 --> 01:07:32,852 Ugly and unwanted. 1571 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:34,754 Thanks. 1572 01:07:35,955 --> 01:07:37,357 Let's get her in the back. Come on. 1573 01:07:37,390 --> 01:07:38,391 One, two... 1574 01:07:38,425 --> 01:07:39,759 [tandem bike bell rings] 1575 01:07:39,793 --> 01:07:40,760 -Isn't this great? -[executives] Yes. 1576 01:07:40,827 --> 01:07:42,429 Wait until you see the boat. 1577 01:07:42,462 --> 01:07:43,763 [executives] The boat. 1578 01:07:43,797 --> 01:07:45,231 -[laughter] -[tandem bike bell rings] 1579 01:07:45,265 --> 01:07:46,933 [Mattel CEO] Beautiful countryside. 1580 01:07:46,966 --> 01:07:48,835 ["Closer To Fine" playing] 1581 01:07:48,902 --> 01:07:50,704 [singing along] ♪ He said He could see through me ♪ 1582 01:07:50,737 --> 01:07:53,940 ♪ I spent four years prostrate To the higher mind ♪ 1583 01:07:53,973 --> 01:07:58,440 ♪ Got my paper and I was free ♪ 1584 01:07:58,780 --> 01:08:02,782 [both] ♪ I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains ♪ 1585 01:08:02,849 --> 01:08:05,418 ♪ I looked to the children♪ 1586 01:08:05,452 --> 01:08:06,653 ♪ I drank from the fountains ♪ 1587 01:08:06,686 --> 01:08:08,588 [record scratches] 1588 01:08:08,621 --> 01:08:10,490 [Radio DJ Ken] We interrupt this broadcast to bring you 1589 01:08:10,523 --> 01:08:12,392 our new radio station only playing Ken's favorite song. 1590 01:08:12,425 --> 01:08:13,626 ["Push" by Matchbox Twenty playing] 1591 01:08:13,660 --> 01:08:15,562 ♪ I want to push you around ♪ 1592 01:08:15,595 --> 01:08:18,331 ♪ Well, I will, well, I will ♪ 1593 01:08:18,365 --> 01:08:20,233 Turn this song off, for Christ's sake! 1594 01:08:20,266 --> 01:08:22,268 -[all screaming] -[tires screeching] 1595 01:08:22,302 --> 01:08:24,137 [song distorting] 1596 01:08:27,107 --> 01:08:28,775 -Who are you? -I'm Allan. 1597 01:08:28,808 --> 01:08:30,610 Oh, you are Allan. That's great. 1598 01:08:30,643 --> 01:08:32,479 Don't tell the Kens. I'm trying to escape. 1599 01:08:32,512 --> 01:08:34,280 I cannot sit on one more leather couch. 1600 01:08:34,314 --> 01:08:36,820 It's gonna break my spirit. 1601 01:08:36,116 --> 01:08:38,510 As soon as they figure out how to build that wall sideways 1602 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:39,619 and not just up, 1603 01:08:39,652 --> 01:08:41,955 no one is gonna be able to get in or out. 1604 01:08:41,988 --> 01:08:43,823 So if we want to leave, we better make a run for it. 1605 01:08:43,857 --> 01:08:46,426 No, Allan. You can't go. Having a Barbie in the Real World 1606 01:08:46,459 --> 01:08:48,161 is what caused all these problems in the first place. 1607 01:08:48,194 --> 01:08:50,296 Not one person would care if Allan was in the Real World. 1608 01:08:50,330 --> 01:08:53,933 In fact, it's happened before. All of *NSYNC, Allan. 1609 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,835 Yes, even him, so come on! 1610 01:08:55,869 --> 01:08:56,836 [Worker Ken] Hey, you there. 1611 01:08:57,971 --> 01:08:59,372 What do we do? 1612 01:08:59,406 --> 01:09:00,340 Just get in the car and keep it singing. 1613 01:09:00,373 --> 01:09:01,508 -Hey, man. -What? 1614 01:09:01,541 --> 01:09:03,176 Be ready for anything. 1615 01:09:03,209 --> 01:09:04,477 [Worker Ken] Who are you? 1616 01:09:04,511 --> 01:09:06,713 I'm Allan. I'm, uh, I'm Ken's buddy. 1617 01:09:06,746 --> 01:09:08,348 Yeah, all of his clothes fit me. 1618 01:09:08,381 --> 01:09:09,315 [all grunting] 1619 01:09:10,550 --> 01:09:12,552 [gasps] Get in the car! 1620 01:09:16,322 --> 01:09:17,724 [Allan] You want a piece? 1621 01:09:17,757 --> 01:09:18,992 Wait, you don't have a driver's license. 1622 01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:20,930 This car doesn't have an engine. 1623 01:09:20,126 --> 01:09:20,960 [groans] Fine. 1624 01:09:22,328 --> 01:09:23,697 [upbeat music playing] 1625 01:09:25,231 --> 01:09:26,700 What are you doing? We gotta go. 1626 01:09:26,733 --> 01:09:29,235 We have to go back. Barbie Land needs saving. 1627 01:09:29,269 --> 01:09:30,870 Barbie needs saving. 1628 01:09:30,904 --> 01:09:32,706 What? You hate Barbie! 1629 01:09:32,739 --> 01:09:34,708 But you don't. You've always believed in what she could be. 1630 01:09:34,741 --> 01:09:38,440 Yeah, well, I was wrong. Barbie gave up. The Kens won. 1631 01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:40,413 You have to try. 1632 01:09:40,447 --> 01:09:42,480 Even if-- Even if you can't make it perfect, 1633 01:09:42,820 --> 01:09:44,417 -you can make it better. -I can't make anything better. 1634 01:09:44,451 --> 01:09:45,952 I'm the one who ruined Barbie Land 1635 01:09:46,190 --> 01:09:47,253 with my stupid drawings in the first place. 1636 01:09:47,287 --> 01:09:48,988 They're not stupid! They're amazing! 1637 01:09:51,558 --> 01:09:53,226 You like my drawings? 1638 01:09:53,259 --> 01:09:56,529 They're weird and dark and crazy. 1639 01:09:56,563 --> 01:09:58,431 Everything you pretend not to be. 1640 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:03,870 I am, I am. I'm weird and I'm dark and I'm crazy. 1641 01:10:06,473 --> 01:10:08,875 -[groaning] -Easy. Easy. 1642 01:10:11,111 --> 01:10:13,680 Okay. You want some more Allan? 1643 01:10:13,713 --> 01:10:15,915 [Kens gasp] 1644 01:10:15,949 --> 01:10:17,250 We have to get out of here right now. 1645 01:10:17,283 --> 01:10:19,886 Shut up, Allan! We're going back. 1646 01:10:19,953 --> 01:10:21,721 Let's go get my doll. 1647 01:10:21,755 --> 01:10:22,889 [snapping fingers] 1648 01:10:24,190 --> 01:10:25,525 [both sigh] 1649 01:10:25,558 --> 01:10:27,694 I'll never get out of here. 1650 01:10:27,727 --> 01:10:29,950 [Sasha] Where do we find Barbie? 1651 01:10:29,129 --> 01:10:30,296 [Allan] There's only one place she'd be. 1652 01:10:32,665 --> 01:10:33,867 [Blonde Barbie] You're a writer. 1653 01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:35,735 This is your Nobel Prize. 1654 01:10:35,769 --> 01:10:37,300 -Remember winning it? -Huh. 1655 01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:38,571 It's useless trying to deprogram her. 1656 01:10:38,605 --> 01:10:40,206 I already did everything I could. 1657 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:43,209 Oh, my God. I don't even know how I got here. 1658 01:10:43,243 --> 01:10:44,811 I don't deserve this. 1659 01:10:44,844 --> 01:10:47,547 Um, I'd like to thank Ken. 1660 01:10:47,580 --> 01:10:50,383 -[Weird Barbie gags] -[Writer Barbie] Thank you, Ken. 1661 01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:52,318 I love you, Ken. 1662 01:10:52,352 --> 01:10:53,920 The fork in my soup is this, Barb. 1663 01:10:53,953 --> 01:10:56,890 Why didn't the brainwashing work on you? 1664 01:10:56,923 --> 01:10:59,959 [Barbie] My exposure to the Real World must have made me immune. 1665 01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:02,762 Either you're brainwashed, or you're weird and ugly. 1666 01:11:02,796 --> 01:11:03,963 There is no in between. 1667 01:11:04,300 --> 01:11:05,331 Sing it, sister. 1668 01:11:05,365 --> 01:11:06,966 Well, get ready, kids. 1669 01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:08,835 Because in 48 hours, Barbie Land becomes Ken Land. 1670 01:11:08,868 --> 01:11:10,336 -[door opens] -[Allan] Come on, gang. 1671 01:11:10,370 --> 01:11:11,671 We'll find Barbie at the top of these stairs. 1672 01:11:11,705 --> 01:11:13,440 The Kens. They've found us. 1673 01:11:13,473 --> 01:11:14,307 [all clamoring] 1674 01:11:15,475 --> 01:11:17,143 [body squeaking] 1675 01:11:17,177 --> 01:11:18,678 -[Writer Barbie] Ken! -No! Get back. 1676 01:11:18,712 --> 01:11:19,879 -[Writer Barbie] Ken. Oh. Oh! -[shushing] 1677 01:11:23,183 --> 01:11:25,218 -[Sasha's mom] Hello? -Hmm? 1678 01:11:25,251 --> 01:11:27,354 -Humans. We're fine. -[Barbies] Ah. 1679 01:11:27,387 --> 01:11:29,456 -And Allan. -[Barbies] Hmm. 1680 01:11:29,489 --> 01:11:32,225 Come into my Weirdhouse. Hi! I'm Weird Barbie. 1681 01:11:32,258 --> 01:11:33,960 I'm in the splits, I have a funky haircut, 1682 01:11:34,270 --> 01:11:35,328 and I smell like basement. 1683 01:11:35,362 --> 01:11:37,964 Oh, my God. I had a Weird Barbie. 1684 01:11:37,997 --> 01:11:41,101 -Yeah, you did. -You make them weird by playing too hard. 1685 01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:42,869 That's cool. 1686 01:11:42,902 --> 01:11:44,804 [gasps] That's Sugar Daddy Ken. And Earring Magic Ken. 1687 01:11:44,838 --> 01:11:46,339 Mattel discontinued them. 1688 01:11:46,373 --> 01:11:47,607 -Sugar Daddy? -No, no, no. 1689 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:48,942 I'm not a sugar daddy. 1690 01:11:48,975 --> 01:11:51,478 This is Sugar, and I'm her daddy. 1691 01:11:51,511 --> 01:11:53,847 And I have an earring. A magic earring. 1692 01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,682 These were actual Kens. 1693 01:11:55,715 --> 01:11:58,251 [gasps] More discontinued Barbies. 1694 01:12:01,321 --> 01:12:04,457 I have a TV in my back. You know whose dream that is? 1695 01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:06,760 Nobody. Nobody's dream. 1696 01:12:06,793 --> 01:12:08,695 And that's Barbie Barbie, of course. 1697 01:12:08,762 --> 01:12:10,930 She's not dead. She's just having an existential crisis. 1698 01:12:10,964 --> 01:12:12,465 [Sasha's mom] Okay, come on. 1699 01:12:13,867 --> 01:12:14,901 Hey. 1700 01:12:15,869 --> 01:12:16,736 What's wrong? 1701 01:12:20,874 --> 01:12:24,577 [crying] I'm not pretty anymore. 1702 01:12:26,279 --> 01:12:28,810 What? You're so pretty. 1703 01:12:28,114 --> 01:12:31,718 I'm not Stereotypical Barbie pretty. 1704 01:12:31,785 --> 01:12:33,386 [narrator] Note to the filmmakers. 1705 01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:34,587 Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast 1706 01:12:34,654 --> 01:12:35,722 if you want to make this point. 1707 01:12:35,789 --> 01:12:38,124 But you're beautiful. 1708 01:12:38,158 --> 01:12:39,793 It's not just that. I'm not... 1709 01:12:41,695 --> 01:12:43,430 smart enough to be interesting. 1710 01:12:43,463 --> 01:12:45,632 You're so smart. 1711 01:12:45,699 --> 01:12:47,667 -I can't do brain surgery, I've never flown a plane. -[Sasha's mom scoffs] 1712 01:12:49,202 --> 01:12:50,503 I'm not the president. 1713 01:12:52,205 --> 01:12:54,274 No one on the Supreme Court is me. 1714 01:12:56,343 --> 01:13:00,980 I'm not good enough for anything. 1715 01:13:04,150 --> 01:13:05,218 [crying softly] 1716 01:13:07,554 --> 01:13:10,490 It is literally impossible to be a woman. 1717 01:13:12,225 --> 01:13:15,762 You are so beautiful and so smart, 1718 01:13:15,795 --> 01:13:19,332 and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. 1719 01:13:19,366 --> 01:13:24,537 Like we have to always be extraordinary. 1720 01:13:24,571 --> 01:13:28,575 But somehow, we're always doing it wrong. 1721 01:13:30,243 --> 01:13:31,544 [sighs] 1722 01:13:31,578 --> 01:13:33,279 You have to be thin but not too thin, 1723 01:13:33,313 --> 01:13:35,482 and you can never say you want to be thin. 1724 01:13:35,515 --> 01:13:37,650 You have to say you want to be healthy, 1725 01:13:37,684 --> 01:13:41,287 but also you have to be thin. 1726 01:13:41,321 --> 01:13:44,157 You have to have money, but you can't ask for money 1727 01:13:44,190 --> 01:13:45,792 because that's crass. 1728 01:13:46,826 --> 01:13:48,361 [sighs] 1729 01:13:48,395 --> 01:13:50,330 You have to be a boss but you can't be mean. 1730 01:13:50,363 --> 01:13:53,133 You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. 1731 01:13:53,166 --> 01:13:54,701 You're supposed to love being a mother, 1732 01:13:54,768 --> 01:13:56,970 but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. 1733 01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:58,672 You have to be a career woman 1734 01:13:58,738 --> 01:14:02,420 but also always be looking out for other people. 1735 01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:05,211 You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, 1736 01:14:05,245 --> 01:14:08,181 but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. 1737 01:14:08,214 --> 01:14:10,717 You're supposed to stay pretty for men but not so pretty 1738 01:14:10,784 --> 01:14:12,152 that you tempt them too much 1739 01:14:12,185 --> 01:14:13,787 or that you threaten other women 1740 01:14:13,853 --> 01:14:15,522 because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood 1741 01:14:15,555 --> 01:14:17,257 but always stand out. 1742 01:14:17,290 --> 01:14:19,893 And always be grateful. 1743 01:14:19,926 --> 01:14:21,795 But never forget that the system is rigged, 1744 01:14:21,861 --> 01:14:23,363 so find a way to acknowledge that 1745 01:14:23,396 --> 01:14:25,432 but also always be grateful. 1746 01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:27,434 You have to never get old, 1747 01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:30,370 never be rude, never show off, 1748 01:14:30,403 --> 01:14:32,672 never be selfish, never fall down, 1749 01:14:32,706 --> 01:14:34,674 never fail, never show fear, 1750 01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:36,543 never get out of line. 1751 01:14:36,576 --> 01:14:39,179 It's too hard, it's too contradictory, 1752 01:14:39,212 --> 01:14:42,215 and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you. 1753 01:14:42,248 --> 01:14:43,717 And it turns out, in fact, 1754 01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:44,984 that not only are you doing everything wrong 1755 01:14:45,180 --> 01:14:47,487 but also everything is your fault. 1756 01:14:49,622 --> 01:14:50,557 [sighs] 1757 01:14:52,592 --> 01:14:56,196 I'm just so tired of watching myself 1758 01:14:56,229 --> 01:15:00,100 and every single other woman 1759 01:15:00,133 --> 01:15:04,504 tie herself into knots so that people will like us. 1760 01:15:07,941 --> 01:15:09,776 And if all of that 1761 01:15:10,810 --> 01:15:13,580 is also true for a doll 1762 01:15:14,914 --> 01:15:18,885 just representing a woman... 1763 01:15:21,454 --> 01:15:23,990 then I don't even know. 1764 01:15:30,263 --> 01:15:31,131 Wait. 1765 01:15:32,532 --> 01:15:34,768 I did write a book. 1766 01:15:34,834 --> 01:15:36,903 It's like I've been in a dream, 1767 01:15:36,936 --> 01:15:39,939 where I was somehow really invested 1768 01:15:39,973 --> 01:15:42,776 in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League. 1769 01:15:44,611 --> 01:15:47,514 But what you said broke me out of it. 1770 01:15:48,448 --> 01:15:49,349 Really? 1771 01:15:49,382 --> 01:15:50,517 Yeah. 1772 01:15:50,550 --> 01:15:52,485 You're back. She's back. 1773 01:15:52,519 --> 01:15:54,788 By giving voice to the cognitive dissonance required 1774 01:15:54,854 --> 01:15:56,456 to be a woman under the patriarchy, 1775 01:15:56,489 --> 01:15:58,558 -you robbed it of its power. -Yes. 1776 01:16:00,193 --> 01:16:01,594 Wow, I just said all of that. 1777 01:16:01,628 --> 01:16:04,164 Hell, yes, White Savior Barbie! 1778 01:16:04,197 --> 01:16:07,500 No, it was your mom. Your mom did the saving. 1779 01:16:07,534 --> 01:16:09,602 We have to stop the Kens. 1780 01:16:09,636 --> 01:16:11,905 And you need to say all of those things to the other Barbies. 1781 01:16:11,971 --> 01:16:13,306 -That's the key. -Got it. 1782 01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:14,641 But how are we gonna get the Barbies 1783 01:16:14,674 --> 01:16:16,209 away from their Kens? 1784 01:16:16,242 --> 01:16:17,777 We have experience with a world like this one. 1785 01:16:17,811 --> 01:16:19,279 Do you have a map of Barbie Land? 1786 01:16:19,312 --> 01:16:21,314 What do you think? 1787 01:16:21,348 --> 01:16:22,315 [whirring] 1788 01:16:24,150 --> 01:16:25,785 -Wow. -[Weird Barbie] Thanks. I built it. 1789 01:16:25,819 --> 01:16:27,200 Okay, here's the deal. 1790 01:16:27,530 --> 01:16:28,688 It's not just about how they see us, 1791 01:16:28,722 --> 01:16:30,457 it's about how they see themselves. 1792 01:16:30,490 --> 01:16:33,393 Ken Land contains the seeds of its own destruction. 1793 01:16:33,426 --> 01:16:36,363 First we have to get the Barbies away from their Kens. 1794 01:16:36,396 --> 01:16:39,666 We could use a decoy Barbie who pretends to be brainwashed. 1795 01:16:39,699 --> 01:16:40,967 -That should be you. -Cool. 1796 01:16:42,669 --> 01:16:44,270 [rousing pop music playing] 1797 01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:50,510 [Sasha] Distract them by appearing helpless and confused. 1798 01:16:50,543 --> 01:16:52,812 Kens cannot resist a damsel in distress. 1799 01:16:52,879 --> 01:16:55,348 [Sasha's mom] You have to make them believe that you're complacent. 1800 01:16:55,382 --> 01:16:57,250 That they have the power. 1801 01:16:57,283 --> 01:16:59,819 And when their guard is down, you take the power back. 1802 01:17:02,856 --> 01:17:04,891 The influence that Porsche 356 1803 01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:07,600 has had on the motoring world as a whole, 1804 01:17:07,930 --> 01:17:08,361 it can't be overstated. 1805 01:17:08,395 --> 01:17:10,663 Oh! Photoshop is so hard! 1806 01:17:10,697 --> 01:17:12,966 I just don't understand how to use the Select tool. 1807 01:17:13,330 --> 01:17:14,834 Honey, you can only use the Select tool 1808 01:17:14,901 --> 01:17:16,369 if the layer is highlighted. 1809 01:17:16,403 --> 01:17:17,437 Let me show you. 1810 01:17:17,470 --> 01:17:18,905 My tiny head is just swimming 1811 01:17:18,972 --> 01:17:20,874 with technical jargon like color bands... 1812 01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:23,710 -Oh! Hi. -...and magnetic lassos and bit maps. 1813 01:17:23,743 --> 01:17:25,879 Do you think that you and your strong arms can explain... 1814 01:17:25,945 --> 01:17:27,981 -Oh! What's happening? -[Barbie] Allan, go around! 1815 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:28,915 [President Barbie] Ahh! 1816 01:17:30,283 --> 01:17:31,751 -Oh, but what about Ken? -No, no, no! 1817 01:17:31,785 --> 01:17:34,521 -No, but I love him! -[Barbie] Come on, Allan! 1818 01:17:34,554 --> 01:17:36,990 [President Barbie] Hey! What's gonna happen to Ken? 1819 01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:38,425 [Sasha's mom] Just listen. 1820 01:17:38,458 --> 01:17:39,859 You have to be their mommies 1821 01:17:39,893 --> 01:17:41,461 but not remind them of their mommy. 1822 01:17:41,494 --> 01:17:43,630 Any power you have must be masked under a giggle. 1823 01:17:43,663 --> 01:17:44,664 [ding] 1824 01:17:46,332 --> 01:17:47,367 What happened? 1825 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:48,902 One minute I was president, 1826 01:17:48,968 --> 01:17:51,771 and the next I was cutting a Ken steak for him. 1827 01:17:51,805 --> 01:17:53,873 Welcome back, Madam President. 1828 01:17:53,907 --> 01:17:57,310 Then we'll recruit the now unbrainwashed Barbies to our cause. 1829 01:17:57,344 --> 01:17:59,579 [Barbie] They can be the new decoys. 1830 01:17:59,612 --> 01:18:01,548 [Sasha's mom] You can tell him that you've never seen The Godfather. 1831 01:18:01,581 --> 01:18:04,184 And that you'd love them to explain it to you. 1832 01:18:04,217 --> 01:18:06,886 Ooh, are you guys watching The Godfather? 1833 01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:08,121 The Godfather. 1834 01:18:08,154 --> 01:18:09,789 I've never seen it. 1835 01:18:09,823 --> 01:18:11,591 Oh, my God. You've never seen The Godfather? 1836 01:18:11,624 --> 01:18:13,827 This movie is a rich blend of Coppola's aesthetic genius 1837 01:18:13,860 --> 01:18:15,428 and a triumph for Robert Evans 1838 01:18:15,462 --> 01:18:17,300 and the architecture of the '70s studio system. 1839 01:18:17,970 --> 01:18:18,398 [President Barbie] Can you start the movie over 1840 01:18:18,431 --> 01:18:19,899 and just talk through the whole thing? 1841 01:18:19,933 --> 01:18:21,768 You have to find a way to reject men's advances 1842 01:18:21,801 --> 01:18:23,403 without damaging their egos. 1843 01:18:23,436 --> 01:18:24,904 Because if you say yes to them, you're a tramp, 1844 01:18:24,938 --> 01:18:26,840 but if you say no to them, you're a prude. 1845 01:18:26,873 --> 01:18:28,475 [dings] 1846 01:18:28,508 --> 01:18:29,976 I don't wanna touch a foot. 1847 01:18:30,430 --> 01:18:31,311 No, you don't. 1848 01:18:31,344 --> 01:18:33,646 Another one, be confused about money. 1849 01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:36,149 I just have all my money in a savings account. 1850 01:18:36,182 --> 01:18:37,817 That's totally wrong. You need treasury bonds, 1851 01:18:37,851 --> 01:18:39,850 corporate bonds, CDs. 1852 01:18:39,119 --> 01:18:40,920 No one has CDs anymore. 1853 01:18:40,954 --> 01:18:43,656 Oh, sweetheart, you are so cute when you're confused. 1854 01:18:43,690 --> 01:18:45,458 But no, not music. 1855 01:18:45,492 --> 01:18:47,927 CD stands for Certificate of Deposit. 1856 01:18:47,994 --> 01:18:50,497 Stephen Malkmus really harnessed the acerbic talk-singing 1857 01:18:50,530 --> 01:18:52,132 of Lou Reed with post-punk influences 1858 01:18:52,165 --> 01:18:54,134 -such as Wire and The Fall. -[dings] 1859 01:18:54,167 --> 01:18:56,690 What am I wearing? I would never choose this. 1860 01:18:56,136 --> 01:18:58,605 Because you're a physicist. Do you want some pants? 1861 01:18:58,638 --> 01:18:59,673 Yeah. 1862 01:18:59,706 --> 01:19:01,341 -[dinging] -[gasps] 1863 01:19:01,374 --> 01:19:02,976 Welcome back, Barbie. 1864 01:19:03,430 --> 01:19:05,979 Gee, I am so awkward and don't feel pretty at all, 1865 01:19:06,460 --> 01:19:07,947 and will anyone ever like me? 1866 01:19:07,981 --> 01:19:09,883 [Sasha] Or distract them with the old standby. 1867 01:19:09,916 --> 01:19:12,850 Wearing glasses so they can discover that you're pretty. 1868 01:19:12,118 --> 01:19:13,920 -May I? -Sure. Go ahead. 1869 01:19:18,224 --> 01:19:22,280 There. Now we can see your beautiful face. 1870 01:19:22,950 --> 01:19:24,264 And then there's pretending to be terrible 1871 01:19:24,297 --> 01:19:25,799 at every sport ever. 1872 01:19:25,832 --> 01:19:27,834 Here, let me show you. 1873 01:19:27,867 --> 01:19:29,636 Here, let me show you. 1874 01:19:29,669 --> 01:19:31,905 -Here, let me show you. -Here, let me show you. 1875 01:19:31,938 --> 01:19:34,174 [Kens] Here, let us show you. 1876 01:19:34,207 --> 01:19:36,509 We'll do this until every single Barbie 1877 01:19:36,543 --> 01:19:39,212 is deprogrammed and ready to take back Barbie Land. 1878 01:19:39,245 --> 01:19:40,313 -Yes! -Yes! 1879 01:19:40,347 --> 01:19:41,614 Yeah! 1880 01:19:44,170 --> 01:19:45,985 [whistles] 1881 01:19:46,190 --> 01:19:50,490 Hey! Tomorrow the Kens vote to change the Constitution, 1882 01:19:50,523 --> 01:19:51,991 so we have to get there first. 1883 01:19:52,250 --> 01:19:53,526 The final stage of our plan, 1884 01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:55,862 to turn the Kens against each other. 1885 01:19:55,895 --> 01:19:58,164 Now that they think they have power over you, 1886 01:19:58,198 --> 01:20:00,433 you make them question whether they have enough power 1887 01:20:00,467 --> 01:20:01,935 over each other. 1888 01:20:01,968 --> 01:20:04,204 What if this doesn't work? 1889 01:20:04,237 --> 01:20:05,472 What if he doesn't... 1890 01:20:07,107 --> 01:20:08,541 like me anymore? 1891 01:20:09,909 --> 01:20:12,812 -He likes you. -He was really upset. 1892 01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:15,915 Because he likes you. 1893 01:20:15,949 --> 01:20:17,617 And because he knows deep down 1894 01:20:17,650 --> 01:20:19,786 that you don't like him the same way. 1895 01:20:19,819 --> 01:20:21,554 It still doesn't mean I want to hurt him. 1896 01:20:22,956 --> 01:20:24,791 He took your house. 1897 01:20:24,824 --> 01:20:26,159 He brainwashed your friends. 1898 01:20:26,192 --> 01:20:28,940 He wants to control the government. 1899 01:20:28,161 --> 01:20:29,562 True. 1900 01:20:29,596 --> 01:20:31,798 -[Sasha's mom] Girl. -Yeah. 1901 01:20:31,831 --> 01:20:33,600 -Wow. -Yeah. 1902 01:20:33,633 --> 01:20:36,360 It's like I'm a woman already. 1903 01:20:36,690 --> 01:20:37,604 [Sasha's mom] Welcome. 1904 01:20:37,637 --> 01:20:39,105 Is this what it's like? 1905 01:20:39,172 --> 01:20:41,740 [groans] It's time. 1906 01:20:41,141 --> 01:20:42,308 I'm ready. 1907 01:20:43,376 --> 01:20:44,411 Thank you. 1908 01:20:45,211 --> 01:20:46,112 Here I go. 1909 01:20:49,249 --> 01:20:50,250 [doorbell rings] 1910 01:20:52,952 --> 01:20:55,121 -Hi. -[objects shuffling] 1911 01:20:56,523 --> 01:20:58,580 [objects clattering] 1912 01:20:58,124 --> 01:21:00,260 -[Ken] Ahh! -[objects clatter] 1913 01:21:04,164 --> 01:21:06,666 Oh, hey. You've caught me reading. 1914 01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:08,735 Oh. 1915 01:21:08,768 --> 01:21:10,103 -I've been thinking. -Mm-hmm. 1916 01:21:10,170 --> 01:21:12,105 -[Barbie] Ken Land. -Kendom. 1917 01:21:12,172 --> 01:21:13,673 -Kendom. -Kendom Land. 1918 01:21:13,707 --> 01:21:15,750 -Land of the-- -Land of the free and the men. 1919 01:21:15,141 --> 01:21:16,810 Right. Well, this place is... 1920 01:21:16,843 --> 01:21:18,144 [Ken] Kendom Land. 1921 01:21:18,211 --> 01:21:19,679 ...really great. 1922 01:21:19,713 --> 01:21:22,115 And the Kens really are just better at ruling 1923 01:21:22,182 --> 01:21:24,840 than the Barbies ever were. 1924 01:21:24,150 --> 01:21:26,653 Well, we just took patriarchy and you know, made a patriarchy. 1925 01:21:26,686 --> 01:21:28,922 -Yeah, well, I was thinking... -Yes? 1926 01:21:28,955 --> 01:21:32,792 I'm ready to be your long-term-distance 1927 01:21:32,826 --> 01:21:34,928 low-commitment casual girlfriend, 1928 01:21:34,961 --> 01:21:36,329 if you'll still have me. 1929 01:21:38,231 --> 01:21:39,599 Would you just hold on for one second? 1930 01:21:39,632 --> 01:21:40,667 [Barbie] Oh, okay. 1931 01:21:46,139 --> 01:21:47,173 [Ken, loudly] Sublime! 1932 01:21:51,478 --> 01:21:53,246 I don't know. I'm gonna have to think about that. 1933 01:21:53,279 --> 01:21:54,114 [Barbie] Oh. 1934 01:21:55,982 --> 01:21:56,816 Please? 1935 01:21:59,719 --> 01:22:01,121 Okay. 1936 01:22:01,187 --> 01:22:03,123 Come on in. I'll play the guitar at you. 1937 01:22:03,156 --> 01:22:04,691 Oh, yay! 1938 01:22:04,724 --> 01:22:05,825 [breath shudders] 1939 01:22:05,859 --> 01:22:06,893 [playing "Push"] 1940 01:22:15,835 --> 01:22:20,140 [singing in Rob Thomas' style] ♪ Said I don't know if I've Ever been good enough ♪ 1941 01:22:20,173 --> 01:22:22,420 ♪ I'm a little bit rusty ♪ 1942 01:22:22,750 --> 01:22:25,245 ♪ And I think My head is cavin' in ♪ 1943 01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:31,451 ♪ And I don't know if I've Ever been really loved ♪ 1944 01:22:31,484 --> 01:22:33,353 ♪ By a hand That's touched me ♪ 1945 01:22:33,386 --> 01:22:37,157 ♪ And I feel like Something's got to give ♪ 1946 01:22:37,223 --> 01:22:40,860 ♪ And I'm a little bit angry, Well ♪ 1947 01:22:40,894 --> 01:22:45,799 ♪ This ain't over, No, not here, no ♪ 1948 01:22:47,967 --> 01:22:50,870 ♪ Not while I still Need you around ♪ 1949 01:22:52,339 --> 01:22:55,175 ♪ You don't owe me ♪ 1950 01:22:55,241 --> 01:22:58,678 ♪ We might change, yeah ♪ 1951 01:22:58,712 --> 01:23:02,248 ♪ Yeah, We just might feel good ♪ 1952 01:23:02,315 --> 01:23:05,118 [Kens] ♪ I wanna push you around ♪ 1953 01:23:05,151 --> 01:23:07,854 ♪ Well, I will, well, I will ♪ 1954 01:23:07,887 --> 01:23:10,690 ♪ I wanna push you down ♪ 1955 01:23:10,724 --> 01:23:13,930 ♪ Well, I will, well, I will ♪ 1956 01:23:13,126 --> 01:23:16,763 [Sasha's mom] This is the final stage of our plan. 1957 01:23:16,796 --> 01:23:19,499 Give them their dream come true. 1958 01:23:19,532 --> 01:23:21,601 And at the peak of their happiness, 1959 01:23:21,634 --> 01:23:25,271 when they think you actually care about this song... 1960 01:23:25,338 --> 01:23:27,807 [singing continues] 1961 01:23:27,841 --> 01:23:28,975 You take it all away. 1962 01:23:29,943 --> 01:23:32,212 ♪ I will ♪ 1963 01:23:35,482 --> 01:23:36,449 [cell phone chimes] 1964 01:23:39,152 --> 01:23:40,453 [Barbie laughs] 1965 01:23:42,589 --> 01:23:44,900 -Who are you texting? -[Barbie] Huh? 1966 01:23:44,124 --> 01:23:46,393 Who are you texting? 1967 01:23:46,426 --> 01:23:49,562 -No one. -Let me just... [chuckles] 1968 01:23:49,596 --> 01:23:51,131 [yells] Ken! 1969 01:23:51,164 --> 01:23:52,232 Sorry. One sec. 1970 01:23:54,267 --> 01:23:57,203 That's a beautiful song that you're playing. 1971 01:23:57,270 --> 01:23:58,738 Did you write it? 1972 01:23:58,772 --> 01:24:00,674 Yes. You want to sit here and watch me do it, 1973 01:24:00,707 --> 01:24:02,308 while I stare uncomfortably into your eyes 1974 01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:04,244 -for four and a half minutes? -I would love that. 1975 01:24:04,310 --> 01:24:05,211 [Kens] ♪ Baby ♪ 1976 01:24:05,278 --> 01:24:06,446 Sorry, one sec. 1977 01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:08,214 ♪ I wanna push you around ♪ 1978 01:24:08,281 --> 01:24:10,116 Be right back. 1979 01:24:10,150 --> 01:24:12,919 ♪ Well, I will, well, I will, I wanna push... ♪ 1980 01:24:12,952 --> 01:24:14,487 [Barbie] You play on their egos 1981 01:24:14,521 --> 01:24:16,122 and their petty jealousies, 1982 01:24:16,156 --> 01:24:17,824 and you turn them against each other. 1983 01:24:17,857 --> 01:24:19,392 [Brunette Barbie] One sec. 1984 01:24:19,426 --> 01:24:20,393 ♪ I wanna take you for granted ♪ 1985 01:24:20,427 --> 01:24:21,327 [ding] 1986 01:24:23,163 --> 01:24:25,331 Sorry. 1987 01:24:25,398 --> 01:24:28,468 [Barbie] While they're fighting, we take back Barbie Land. 1988 01:24:30,603 --> 01:24:33,390 Does the title of long-term-distance casual 1989 01:24:33,730 --> 01:24:35,308 low-commitment girlfriend mean nothing? 1990 01:24:35,375 --> 01:24:36,676 What do we do? 1991 01:24:36,710 --> 01:24:39,245 We beach every individual one of them off. 1992 01:24:39,312 --> 01:24:40,180 [Ken] No. 1993 01:24:41,348 --> 01:24:43,683 We go to war. 1994 01:24:43,717 --> 01:24:45,518 -Against the Barbies? -No, against the Kens. 1995 01:24:45,552 --> 01:24:47,200 -But we are the Kens. -The other Kens. 1996 01:24:47,530 --> 01:24:48,455 We should probably call them something else 1997 01:24:48,488 --> 01:24:49,856 so it doesn't get confusing. 1998 01:24:49,889 --> 01:24:51,157 No, because we'll know what we mean. 1999 01:24:51,191 --> 01:24:52,459 But when we're on the battlefield 2000 01:24:52,492 --> 01:24:54,227 and you say "Ken at four o'clock," 2001 01:24:54,260 --> 01:24:55,628 how will I know if you mean us Kens or the other Kens? 2002 01:24:55,662 --> 01:24:57,330 Because, my dudes, we attack at ten o'clock 2003 01:24:57,397 --> 01:24:59,632 and take advantage of the morning waves. 2004 01:24:59,666 --> 01:25:02,235 But not so early 'cause we're gonna want to sleep in. 2005 01:25:02,268 --> 01:25:03,703 Right. 2006 01:25:03,737 --> 01:25:05,400 But what will we fight with? We have no guns. 2007 01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:07,207 Tennis rackets and volleyballs. 2008 01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:08,808 And slap fights. 2009 01:25:08,842 --> 01:25:09,876 And beach offs. 2010 01:25:09,909 --> 01:25:11,811 -Yes. -Oh, yeah. 2011 01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:12,846 [Kens laugh] 2012 01:25:13,947 --> 01:25:15,615 [horse neighs distantly] 2013 01:25:15,648 --> 01:25:17,550 [somber ballad music playing] 2014 01:25:17,584 --> 01:25:22,389 ♪ Doesn't seem to matter what I do ♪ 2015 01:25:22,455 --> 01:25:26,260 ♪ I'm always number two ♪ 2016 01:25:26,590 --> 01:25:29,562 ♪ No one knows how hard I tried ♪ 2017 01:25:29,596 --> 01:25:35,235 ♪ Oh, I, I have feelings that I can't explain ♪ 2018 01:25:36,369 --> 01:25:39,773 ♪ Driving me insane ♪ 2019 01:25:39,806 --> 01:25:43,176 ♪ All my life been so polite ♪ 2020 01:25:43,209 --> 01:25:46,579 ♪ But I'll sleep alone tonight ♪ 2021 01:25:46,613 --> 01:25:48,381 ♪ 'Cause I'm just Ken ♪ 2022 01:25:48,448 --> 01:25:51,484 ♪ Anywhere else I'd be a ten ♪ 2023 01:25:51,518 --> 01:25:55,855 ♪ Is it my destiny to live and die ♪ 2024 01:25:55,889 --> 01:26:00,393 ♪ A life of blonde fragility? ♪ 2025 01:26:00,460 --> 01:26:02,128 ♪ I'm just Ken ♪ 2026 01:26:02,162 --> 01:26:05,498 ♪ Where I see love she sees a friend ♪ 2027 01:26:05,532 --> 01:26:07,567 ♪ What will it take for her ♪ 2028 01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:11,710 ♪ To see the man behind the tan ♪ 2029 01:26:11,104 --> 01:26:13,600 ♪ And fight for me? ♪ 2030 01:26:15,108 --> 01:26:17,100 [dramatic music playing] 2031 01:26:20,413 --> 01:26:21,614 [Kens roar] 2032 01:26:23,830 --> 01:26:24,984 [whimpering] 2033 01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:28,321 [distorted shouting] 2034 01:26:28,355 --> 01:26:32,920 I'll see you on the Malibu beach! 2035 01:26:32,125 --> 01:26:33,526 Charge! 2036 01:26:33,560 --> 01:26:34,728 [all yelling] 2037 01:26:34,761 --> 01:26:36,162 [upbeat glam rock music playing] 2038 01:26:38,365 --> 01:26:39,466 -[******s squeak] -[screams] 2039 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:41,501 [grunting] 2040 01:26:43,870 --> 01:26:46,539 [dog toy squeaking] 2041 01:26:46,573 --> 01:26:49,175 [chorus singing] ♪ You can't, Ken, you can't, Ken ♪ 2042 01:26:49,209 --> 01:26:50,944 ♪ You can't, Ken ♪ 2043 01:26:52,645 --> 01:26:53,847 [fast-tempo electric guitar solo playing] 2044 01:27:01,888 --> 01:27:02,989 [grunting] 2045 01:27:04,391 --> 01:27:05,358 [screams] 2046 01:27:09,290 --> 01:27:09,863 [grunts] 2047 01:27:14,801 --> 01:27:17,300 [screams] 2048 01:27:17,370 --> 01:27:19,390 [Sasha's mom] And now they destroy themselves. 2049 01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:20,774 You know what I think? 2050 01:27:20,807 --> 01:27:22,475 I think we should put our freaking Constitution back. 2051 01:27:22,542 --> 01:27:24,377 -[Writer Barbie] Yes. -[gasps] That's a great idea. 2052 01:27:29,490 --> 01:27:30,684 [upbeat glam rock music plays] 2053 01:27:30,717 --> 01:27:32,619 This is a real hornet's nest in here. 2054 01:27:32,652 --> 01:27:34,521 -[toy squeaks] -Watch your flank. 2055 01:27:34,587 --> 01:27:35,855 -[laughs] -[gunshot] 2056 01:27:35,889 --> 01:27:37,157 [grunts] 2057 01:27:37,190 --> 01:27:39,426 -I got shot. -That's impossible. 2058 01:27:39,492 --> 01:27:42,128 -Are there real weapons here? -Nope. 2059 01:27:42,162 --> 01:27:45,198 ♪ I wanna know what it's like to love ♪ 2060 01:27:45,231 --> 01:27:47,200 ♪ To be the real thing ♪ 2061 01:27:48,435 --> 01:27:50,136 ♪ Is it a crime? ♪ 2062 01:27:50,170 --> 01:27:54,708 ♪ Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings? ♪ 2063 01:27:54,741 --> 01:28:00,714 ♪ And is my moment finally here or am I dreaming? ♪ 2064 01:28:02,349 --> 01:28:05,585 ♪ I'm no dreamer ♪ 2065 01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:08,488 [both growling] 2066 01:28:11,458 --> 01:28:12,425 [moaning] 2067 01:28:12,459 --> 01:28:13,360 [screaming] 2068 01:28:14,294 --> 01:28:16,620 [glitter chiming] 2069 01:28:19,132 --> 01:28:20,500 [dramatic retro dance music playing] 2070 01:28:21,234 --> 01:28:22,302 [glitter chimes] 2071 01:28:40,553 --> 01:28:41,621 [both snarl] 2072 01:28:42,989 --> 01:28:43,990 [Ken hisses] 2073 01:28:47,227 --> 01:28:48,328 [Kens] ♪ Ken ♪ 2074 01:28:52,999 --> 01:28:53,933 ♪ Ken ♪ 2075 01:28:58,571 --> 01:29:00,440 ♪ Can you feel? ♪ 2076 01:29:00,473 --> 01:29:01,708 ♪ Can't you?♪ 2077 01:29:03,977 --> 01:29:05,145 ♪ Ken ♪ 2078 01:29:09,282 --> 01:29:12,786 ♪ They are, you are, we are ♪ 2079 01:29:12,819 --> 01:29:14,688 - [ballad music resumes] -♪ I'm just Ken ♪ 2080 01:29:14,721 --> 01:29:18,580 ♪ Anywhere else I'd be a ten ♪ 2081 01:29:18,910 --> 01:29:21,895 ♪ Is it my destiny to live and die ♪ 2082 01:29:21,928 --> 01:29:25,632 ♪ A life of blonde fragility? ♪ 2083 01:29:25,699 --> 01:29:26,633 [laughs] 2084 01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:28,401 ♪ I'm just Ken ♪ 2085 01:29:28,435 --> 01:29:31,805 ♪ Where I see love she sees a friend ♪ 2086 01:29:31,838 --> 01:29:33,873 ♪ What will it take for her ♪ 2087 01:29:33,907 --> 01:29:37,477 ♪ To see the man behind the tan ♪ 2088 01:29:37,510 --> 01:29:40,447 ♪ And fight for me? ♪ 2089 01:29:40,480 --> 01:29:41,514 ♪ I'm just Ken ♪ 2090 01:29:41,548 --> 01:29:43,750 [Kens] ♪ And I'm enough ♪ 2091 01:29:43,783 --> 01:29:47,721 ♪ And I'm great at doing stuff ♪ 2092 01:29:47,754 --> 01:29:50,123 ♪ So, hey, check me out ♪ 2093 01:29:50,156 --> 01:29:52,292 ♪ Yeah, I'm just Ken ♪ 2094 01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:55,528 ♪ My name's Ken ♪ 2095 01:29:55,562 --> 01:29:57,530 ♪ And so am I ♪ 2096 01:29:57,564 --> 01:30:01,368 ♪ Put that manly hand in mine ♪ 2097 01:30:01,401 --> 01:30:03,670 ♪ So, hey, world, check me out ♪ 2098 01:30:03,737 --> 01:30:06,206 ♪ Yeah, I'm just Ken ♪ 2099 01:30:08,241 --> 01:30:11,578 -♪ Baby, I'm... ♪ -♪ Nobody else, nobody else ♪ 2100 01:30:11,644 --> 01:30:14,647 -♪ ...just Ken ♪ -♪ I'm just Ken ♪ 2101 01:30:14,714 --> 01:30:16,282 -[music ends] -[Ken chuckles] 2102 01:30:16,316 --> 01:30:17,784 -Ken! Ken. -Huh? Yeah? 2103 01:30:17,817 --> 01:30:19,352 Weren't we supposed to vote today? 2104 01:30:19,386 --> 01:30:21,488 -What? -To change the Constitution. 2105 01:30:21,521 --> 01:30:24,190 -Oh, it was today, wasn't it? -Yeah. 2106 01:30:24,224 --> 01:30:25,325 [excited chatter] 2107 01:30:29,162 --> 01:30:31,197 [President Barbie] Okay, ladies, let's do this. 2108 01:30:31,231 --> 01:30:34,868 All those in favor of letting Barbie Land be Barbie Land, 2109 01:30:34,901 --> 01:30:36,503 say "Aye." 2110 01:30:36,536 --> 01:30:37,771 [Barbies] Aye! 2111 01:30:37,804 --> 01:30:39,720 [all cheering] 2112 01:30:39,105 --> 01:30:40,740 [uplifting music playing] 2113 01:30:51,551 --> 01:30:53,653 I'm so happy. 2114 01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:56,823 [Barbies chanting] Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! 2115 01:30:56,856 --> 01:31:00,593 Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! 2116 01:31:04,698 --> 01:31:06,533 [Kens galloping] 2117 01:31:12,272 --> 01:31:13,973 Is it just my imagination, 2118 01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:19,120 or did these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses just get dreamier? 2119 01:31:19,450 --> 01:31:21,648 That's because they're Dreamhouses, mother... [bleep]. 2120 01:31:21,715 --> 01:31:23,249 -[Kens gasp] -[President Barbie] That's right. 2121 01:31:23,283 --> 01:31:25,251 We've reinstated the Barbie Land Constitution 2122 01:31:25,285 --> 01:31:26,886 to what it should be. 2123 01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:29,689 And restored all the Barbies' brains and autonomy. 2124 01:31:29,756 --> 01:31:30,623 -[Barbies cheering] -Yes! 2125 01:31:33,460 --> 01:31:36,129 And we seriously disinfected those houses. 2126 01:31:36,162 --> 01:31:37,197 What do we do? 2127 01:31:37,230 --> 01:31:39,990 [Ken breathing heavily] 2128 01:31:39,132 --> 01:31:40,333 [in deep voice] Kens! 2129 01:31:42,402 --> 01:31:44,537 -Who are we attacking, sir? -No... 2130 01:31:44,571 --> 01:31:46,720 [Ken chuckles nervously] 2131 01:31:46,740 --> 01:31:47,741 No... 2132 01:31:49,776 --> 01:31:51,277 [cries dramatically] 2133 01:31:51,311 --> 01:31:53,113 Don't look at me! 2134 01:31:54,470 --> 01:31:55,849 [whispering] Is he crying? 2135 01:31:55,882 --> 01:31:57,584 Just give us a minute. 2136 01:31:57,617 --> 01:31:59,552 [Ken sobbing in distance] 2137 01:31:59,586 --> 01:32:00,820 [breath shudders] 2138 01:32:02,822 --> 01:32:04,491 -Ken. -[continues sobbing] 2139 01:32:06,993 --> 01:32:08,294 Are you okay? 2140 01:32:08,328 --> 01:32:09,929 Yeah. Totally. 2141 01:32:09,963 --> 01:32:11,731 [Barbie] It's okay if you're crying. 2142 01:32:11,798 --> 01:32:14,167 You know, I cried too. It's actually kind of amazing. 2143 01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:16,669 [Ken] I'm a liberated man. I know crying is not weak. 2144 01:32:16,703 --> 01:32:18,805 -[Barbie] Okay. -[crying softly] 2145 01:32:20,273 --> 01:32:21,307 You wanna sit up for a minute? 2146 01:32:22,308 --> 01:32:23,476 [grunts] 2147 01:32:24,611 --> 01:32:25,679 [sighs] 2148 01:32:26,846 --> 01:32:28,782 This, uh... 2149 01:32:28,848 --> 01:32:30,650 It was hard running stuff. 2150 01:32:31,818 --> 01:32:33,687 I didn't love it. [cries] 2151 01:32:34,521 --> 01:32:35,922 I get it. 2152 01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:40,460 [exhales] 2153 01:32:40,493 --> 01:32:42,495 And those mini-fridges are so small. 2154 01:32:42,529 --> 01:32:44,464 -[Barbie] Mm-hmm. -You could only fit a six pack in them. 2155 01:32:44,497 --> 01:32:47,801 [crying] And the freezers are basically useless. 2156 01:32:49,669 --> 01:32:51,337 To be honest, when I found out 2157 01:32:51,371 --> 01:32:52,906 that patriarchy wasn't about horses, 2158 01:32:52,939 --> 01:32:54,507 I lost interest anyway. 2159 01:32:55,709 --> 01:32:56,976 That's okay. 2160 01:32:57,877 --> 01:32:59,312 [sniffles] 2161 01:33:02,148 --> 01:33:04,818 I always thought this would be our house. [chuckles] 2162 01:33:07,687 --> 01:33:08,822 Oh. 2163 01:33:08,888 --> 01:33:11,491 [Ken sobs loudly] 2164 01:33:11,524 --> 01:33:15,295 -Ken. -[sobbing and muttering] 2165 01:33:15,328 --> 01:33:17,931 -I think I owe you an apology. -Huh? 2166 01:33:17,964 --> 01:33:19,933 I'm really sorry I took you for granted. 2167 01:33:19,966 --> 01:33:22,369 Oh. 2168 01:33:22,402 --> 01:33:24,738 Not every night had to be girls' night. 2169 01:33:28,541 --> 01:33:30,310 [sighs] Thank you for saying that. 2170 01:33:30,343 --> 01:33:32,679 [sniffles] Thank you. 2171 01:33:34,614 --> 01:33:38,151 Oh. I didn't mean to suggest, uh... 2172 01:33:38,184 --> 01:33:40,687 I just don't know who I am without you. 2173 01:33:42,550 --> 01:33:43,623 You're Ken. 2174 01:33:44,624 --> 01:33:47,727 But it's "Barbie and Ken." 2175 01:33:49,290 --> 01:33:51,931 There is no just "Ken." 2176 01:33:53,660 --> 01:33:55,100 That's why I was created. 2177 01:33:55,350 --> 01:33:56,636 I only exist 2178 01:33:58,471 --> 01:34:00,407 within the warmth of your gaze. 2179 01:34:01,708 --> 01:34:04,440 Without it, 2180 01:34:04,770 --> 01:34:07,847 I'm just another blond guy who can't do flips. 2181 01:34:12,285 --> 01:34:14,287 -[dramatic music plays] -[grunts] 2182 01:34:14,320 --> 01:34:15,555 [crowd gasps] 2183 01:34:16,656 --> 01:34:18,580 [gasping] 2184 01:34:18,910 --> 01:34:22,262 Maybe it's time to discover who Ken is. 2185 01:34:22,295 --> 01:34:24,698 -Okay. I think I get it now. -Okay. [chuckles] 2186 01:34:24,731 --> 01:34:28,168 No, no, no! This isn't the answer. 2187 01:34:28,201 --> 01:34:30,603 -[smacks] -[crowd gasps] 2188 01:34:30,637 --> 01:34:31,938 [Ken] I feel so stupid. 2189 01:34:31,971 --> 01:34:33,440 -[Pompadour Ken] No. -[Tall Ken] No. 2190 01:34:33,473 --> 01:34:35,875 -[crying] I look so stupid. -[Barbies] Yeah. 2191 01:34:35,942 --> 01:34:38,378 I look so stupid! 2192 01:34:38,411 --> 01:34:41,715 -No! [crying] -So cool. You look so cool. 2193 01:34:41,748 --> 01:34:44,184 Okay. Ken, you have to figure out 2194 01:34:44,217 --> 01:34:45,952 who you are without me. 2195 01:34:46,820 --> 01:34:48,722 [sighs] Why? 2196 01:34:48,755 --> 01:34:50,557 You're not your girlfriend. 2197 01:34:50,590 --> 01:34:53,426 You're not your house, you're not your mink. 2198 01:34:53,460 --> 01:34:55,395 -Beach? -[Barbie] Nope. 2199 01:34:55,428 --> 01:34:57,430 You're not even beach. 2200 01:34:57,464 --> 01:35:01,568 Maybe all the things that you thought made you you 2201 01:35:01,601 --> 01:35:05,538 aren't... really you. 2202 01:35:10,343 --> 01:35:12,779 Maybe it's Barbie and... 2203 01:35:14,948 --> 01:35:16,449 it's Ken. 2204 01:35:19,686 --> 01:35:22,822 Ken is... 2205 01:35:24,624 --> 01:35:25,492 me? 2206 01:35:25,525 --> 01:35:26,760 Yes. 2207 01:35:26,793 --> 01:35:29,529 Ken is me! 2208 01:35:30,830 --> 01:35:32,499 And I'm Barbie. 2209 01:35:32,532 --> 01:35:35,680 [soft uplifting music playing] 2210 01:35:35,101 --> 01:35:36,469 Ken... 2211 01:35:38,171 --> 01:35:39,172 is me! 2212 01:35:39,205 --> 01:35:40,340 Ken is me! 2213 01:35:40,373 --> 01:35:41,808 -Ken is me! -Ken is me! 2214 01:35:41,841 --> 01:35:43,109 [Ken laughs] 2215 01:35:43,143 --> 01:35:44,177 I don't even care about being Ken anymore. 2216 01:35:44,210 --> 01:35:45,378 I just miss my friend Barbie! 2217 01:35:45,412 --> 01:35:47,800 -That's cool! -Barbie! 2218 01:35:47,113 --> 01:35:48,782 -[gasps] -I'm right here. 2219 01:35:48,815 --> 01:35:49,816 Ken! 2220 01:35:50,817 --> 01:35:51,685 [ding] 2221 01:35:52,652 --> 01:35:54,154 [dramatic musical sting] 2222 01:35:54,187 --> 01:35:56,790 I want you to have it. 2223 01:35:56,823 --> 01:35:58,925 Aw. That's nice. 2224 01:35:58,992 --> 01:36:01,194 [sentimental music playing] 2225 01:36:06,399 --> 01:36:09,169 We were only fighting because we didn't know who we were. 2226 01:36:11,504 --> 01:36:16,142 Ken is me! 2227 01:36:19,679 --> 01:36:21,214 [laughing] 2228 01:36:22,415 --> 01:36:24,718 [Mattel CEO laughing] 2229 01:36:24,751 --> 01:36:26,419 Ken is right. 2230 01:36:26,453 --> 01:36:29,220 It's just so hard to be a leader. 2231 01:36:29,890 --> 01:36:30,890 -You know? -That's my boss. 2232 01:36:30,957 --> 01:36:33,193 It's... [screams] Oh. 2233 01:36:33,226 --> 01:36:35,195 Midge, gosh. 2234 01:36:35,228 --> 01:36:36,963 I thought we discontinued her. 2235 01:36:37,300 --> 01:36:39,650 [panting] 2236 01:36:39,990 --> 01:36:41,735 Look, do you know how many times 2237 01:36:41,768 --> 01:36:45,138 I've wanted to stand up in a board meeting and just say, 2238 01:36:45,171 --> 01:36:47,207 "Can we just tickle each other?" 2239 01:36:47,240 --> 01:36:48,908 -Really? -Let's have a company retreat 2240 01:36:48,942 --> 01:36:50,610 -and just tickle each other. -[executives laughing] 2241 01:36:50,643 --> 01:36:52,779 -Someone get me. Someone get me. -[all laughing] 2242 01:36:54,347 --> 01:36:56,182 -I love being tickled. -[Kens laugh] 2243 01:36:56,216 --> 01:36:59,252 No, no, no. Don't hug me. Don't hug me. 2244 01:36:59,886 --> 01:37:00,920 [sighs] 2245 01:37:02,550 --> 01:37:04,570 But thanks to the Barbies, 2246 01:37:04,124 --> 01:37:07,527 I, too, can now relieve myself of this heavy existential burden 2247 01:37:07,560 --> 01:37:11,564 while holding on to the very real title of CEO. 2248 01:37:11,598 --> 01:37:14,167 And we can restore everything in Barbie Land 2249 01:37:14,200 --> 01:37:15,902 to exactly the way it was. 2250 01:37:15,935 --> 01:37:19,539 -Mister Mattel, I just-- -Please. Call me Mother. 2251 01:37:19,572 --> 01:37:20,940 No, thank you. 2252 01:37:21,700 --> 01:37:22,742 I don't think that things should go back 2253 01:37:22,776 --> 01:37:24,344 to the way that they were. 2254 01:37:24,377 --> 01:37:27,881 No Barbie or Ken should be living in the shadows. 2255 01:37:27,914 --> 01:37:29,249 Or Allan. 2256 01:37:30,216 --> 01:37:31,484 -Hey. -Me? 2257 01:37:31,518 --> 01:37:33,353 -Yeah. -Oh. Hello. 2258 01:37:33,386 --> 01:37:34,654 I just want to say, 2259 01:37:34,688 --> 01:37:36,220 I'm sorry we called you Weird Barbie 2260 01:37:36,890 --> 01:37:37,624 behind your back and also to your face. 2261 01:37:37,657 --> 01:37:39,959 That's okay. I'm owning it. 2262 01:37:39,993 --> 01:37:41,828 Would you like a job in my cabinet? 2263 01:37:41,861 --> 01:37:43,963 May I please have sanitation? 2264 01:37:45,310 --> 01:37:46,566 It's yours. 2265 01:37:46,599 --> 01:37:48,234 -Yeah, thank you. -[President Barbie] All right. 2266 01:37:48,268 --> 01:37:49,936 -Madam President. -Oh. 2267 01:37:49,969 --> 01:37:52,906 Please, may the Kens have one Supreme Court Justice? 2268 01:37:52,939 --> 01:37:56,976 Oh, I can't do that. But maybe a lower circuit court judgeship. 2269 01:37:57,430 --> 01:37:58,978 We accept. As long as we can wear robes. 2270 01:37:59,120 --> 01:38:01,247 [narrator] Well, the Kens have to start somewhere. 2271 01:38:01,281 --> 01:38:03,216 And one day, the Kens will have 2272 01:38:03,249 --> 01:38:05,618 as much power and influence in Barbie Land 2273 01:38:05,652 --> 01:38:08,521 as women have in the Real World. 2274 01:38:08,555 --> 01:38:09,756 No, I don't want to. 2275 01:38:09,789 --> 01:38:11,910 -Just go! -I can't. 2276 01:38:11,157 --> 01:38:14,940 -Grow up and go. -I have an idea. 2277 01:38:14,160 --> 01:38:15,862 Tell me your secret dream, child. 2278 01:38:15,895 --> 01:38:19,265 Okay, what about Ordinary Barbie? 2279 01:38:19,299 --> 01:38:22,302 She's not extraordinary. She's not president of anything, 2280 01:38:22,335 --> 01:38:23,603 or maybe she is. 2281 01:38:23,636 --> 01:38:25,538 Maybe she's a mom. Maybe she's not. 2282 01:38:25,572 --> 01:38:28,942 Because it's okay to just want to be a mom, 2283 01:38:28,975 --> 01:38:31,277 or to wanna be president or a mom who is president. 2284 01:38:31,311 --> 01:38:33,130 Or not a mom who's also not president. 2285 01:38:33,790 --> 01:38:35,181 She just has a flattering top, 2286 01:38:35,215 --> 01:38:36,649 and she wants to get through the day 2287 01:38:36,683 --> 01:38:39,319 feeling kinda good about herself. 2288 01:38:41,588 --> 01:38:43,890 That's a terrible idea. 2289 01:38:43,923 --> 01:38:45,358 Yeah, that's going to make money. 2290 01:38:45,392 --> 01:38:49,290 Oh. Ordinary Barbie. I love it. Fantastic. 2291 01:38:49,950 --> 01:38:50,263 Okay, great. 2292 01:38:50,296 --> 01:38:51,798 -Great. -Cool. 2293 01:38:51,831 --> 01:38:53,330 -Yes. -We good? 2294 01:38:53,990 --> 01:38:54,300 I think we're good, right? 2295 01:38:54,334 --> 01:38:56,202 All right, let's begin the work 2296 01:38:56,236 --> 01:38:59,390 to close the portal between our two worlds. 2297 01:38:59,105 --> 01:39:01,107 Hey, what about Barbie? 2298 01:39:01,174 --> 01:39:02,375 What do you mean? 2299 01:39:02,409 --> 01:39:03,910 [crowd] Yeah, what about Barbie? 2300 01:39:03,943 --> 01:39:08,480 What's her ending? What does she get? 2301 01:39:08,810 --> 01:39:10,850 Well, that's easy. She's in love with Ken. 2302 01:39:10,884 --> 01:39:13,386 -[crowd] Aw. -That is not her ending. 2303 01:39:13,420 --> 01:39:15,555 [groans in frustration] 2304 01:39:15,588 --> 01:39:17,657 -I'm not in love with Ken. -[crowd] Oh. 2305 01:39:17,691 --> 01:39:18,725 What do you want? 2306 01:39:20,727 --> 01:39:22,162 I don't know. I'm... 2307 01:39:24,330 --> 01:39:27,670 I'm not really sure where I belong anymore. 2308 01:39:31,938 --> 01:39:33,773 I don't think I have an ending. 2309 01:39:33,807 --> 01:39:35,875 [Ruth] That was always the point. 2310 01:39:35,909 --> 01:39:39,790 I created you so you wouldn't have an ending. 2311 01:39:40,747 --> 01:39:41,915 It's you. 2312 01:39:44,351 --> 01:39:46,152 You're Ruth from Mattel. 2313 01:39:46,219 --> 01:39:48,922 Baby, I am Mattel. 2314 01:39:48,955 --> 01:39:51,891 Until the IRS got to me, but that's another movie. 2315 01:39:51,925 --> 01:39:53,193 So, you're... 2316 01:39:53,259 --> 01:39:56,262 Ruth Handler. Inventor of Barbie. 2317 01:39:56,296 --> 01:39:57,497 -[crowd gasps] -What? 2318 01:39:57,530 --> 01:39:58,965 That's so cool. 2319 01:39:58,998 --> 01:40:01,201 Her ghost keeps an office on the 17th floor. 2320 01:40:01,267 --> 01:40:02,202 -[Ruth] What? -What? 2321 01:40:02,268 --> 01:40:03,970 [Ruth] You guys, 2322 01:40:04,300 --> 01:40:06,873 you think the lady who invented Barbie looks like Barbie? 2323 01:40:06,906 --> 01:40:09,750 [laughing] I'm a five-foot-nothing grandma 2324 01:40:09,109 --> 01:40:10,710 with a double mastectomy... 2325 01:40:10,744 --> 01:40:12,912 ...and tax evasion issues. [laughing] 2326 01:40:12,946 --> 01:40:15,448 Nobody looks like Barbie, 2327 01:40:15,482 --> 01:40:18,952 except, of course, Barbie. Take a bow, honey. 2328 01:40:21,210 --> 01:40:23,757 I don't really feel like Barbie anymore. 2329 01:40:27,861 --> 01:40:29,662 Come, walk with me. 2330 01:40:32,932 --> 01:40:34,334 [solemn music playing] 2331 01:40:49,816 --> 01:40:50,850 Thank you. 2332 01:40:52,852 --> 01:40:54,540 Thank you, Barbie. 2333 01:40:56,189 --> 01:40:57,570 Thank you. 2334 01:41:07,670 --> 01:41:09,102 I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do now. 2335 01:41:09,135 --> 01:41:11,705 I've always been Stereotypical Barbie, 2336 01:41:11,738 --> 01:41:15,141 and I don't think I'm really good at anything else. 2337 01:41:15,175 --> 01:41:17,344 You saved Barbie Land from patriarchy. 2338 01:41:17,377 --> 01:41:20,146 That was very much a group effort. 2339 01:41:20,180 --> 01:41:23,116 And you helped that mother and daughter connect. 2340 01:41:23,149 --> 01:41:24,684 They really helped each other. 2341 01:41:26,152 --> 01:41:28,521 Maybe you're Self-Effacing Barbie? 2342 01:41:30,457 --> 01:41:32,292 Maybe I'm not Barbie anymore. 2343 01:41:41,634 --> 01:41:45,438 You understand that humans only have one ending. 2344 01:41:45,472 --> 01:41:49,743 Ideas live forever, humans not so much. 2345 01:41:49,776 --> 01:41:51,177 You know that, right? 2346 01:41:51,244 --> 01:41:52,712 I do. 2347 01:41:52,746 --> 01:41:55,348 Being a human can be pretty uncomfortable. 2348 01:41:56,750 --> 01:41:58,318 I know. 2349 01:41:58,385 --> 01:42:02,455 Humans make things up like patriarchy and Barbie 2350 01:42:02,489 --> 01:42:05,191 just to deal with how uncomfortable it is. 2351 01:42:06,590 --> 01:42:07,827 I understand that. 2352 01:42:07,861 --> 01:42:09,195 And then you die. 2353 01:42:09,262 --> 01:42:10,196 [chuckles softly] 2354 01:42:11,398 --> 01:42:12,265 Yeah. 2355 01:42:14,401 --> 01:42:15,402 Yeah. 2356 01:42:22,142 --> 01:42:26,312 I want to be a part of the people 2357 01:42:26,379 --> 01:42:28,114 that make meaning. 2358 01:42:29,616 --> 01:42:31,551 Not the thing that's made. 2359 01:42:34,220 --> 01:42:37,123 I want to do the imagining. I don't wanna be the idea. 2360 01:42:37,157 --> 01:42:39,325 Does that make sense? 2361 01:42:39,392 --> 01:42:41,561 I always knew that Barbie would surprise me, 2362 01:42:41,594 --> 01:42:44,597 but I never expected this. 2363 01:42:44,631 --> 01:42:49,102 Do you give me permission to become human? 2364 01:42:49,135 --> 01:42:51,204 You don't need my permission. 2365 01:42:51,237 --> 01:42:54,941 But you're the creator. You... Don't you control me? 2366 01:42:54,974 --> 01:42:56,509 [Ruth] I can't control you 2367 01:42:56,543 --> 01:42:59,913 any more than I can control my own daughter. 2368 01:42:59,946 --> 01:43:02,349 I named you after her, Barbara. 2369 01:43:02,415 --> 01:43:06,252 And I always hoped for you like I hoped for her. 2370 01:43:07,354 --> 01:43:09,155 We mothers stand still 2371 01:43:09,189 --> 01:43:13,159 so our daughters can look back to see how far they've come. 2372 01:43:18,565 --> 01:43:21,835 So, being human's not something I need to... 2373 01:43:21,868 --> 01:43:26,500 ask for or even want? I can just... 2374 01:43:27,941 --> 01:43:30,210 It's something that I just discover I am? 2375 01:43:32,345 --> 01:43:34,948 I can't in good conscience let you take this leap 2376 01:43:34,981 --> 01:43:37,170 without you knowing what it means. 2377 01:43:40,887 --> 01:43:42,155 Take my hands. 2378 01:43:49,129 --> 01:43:50,597 Now close your eyes. 2379 01:43:52,799 --> 01:43:54,134 [wind blowing] 2380 01:43:54,167 --> 01:43:55,835 [pensive music playing] 2381 01:44:01,174 --> 01:44:02,575 Now feel. 2382 01:44:02,609 --> 01:44:04,144 [wind blowing] 2383 01:44:04,177 --> 01:44:06,112 ["What Was I Made For?" playing] 2384 01:44:06,146 --> 01:44:08,948 ♪ I used to float ♪ 2385 01:44:08,982 --> 01:44:11,584 ♪ Now I just fall down ♪ 2386 01:44:11,618 --> 01:44:12,686 [heart beating] 2387 01:44:12,719 --> 01:44:15,221 ♪ I used to know ♪ 2388 01:44:15,255 --> 01:44:18,425 ♪ But I'm not sure now ♪ 2389 01:44:18,491 --> 01:44:21,961 ♪ What I was made for ♪ 2390 01:44:21,995 --> 01:44:24,597 -[leaves rustling] -[wind howling] 2391 01:44:24,631 --> 01:44:28,368 ♪ What was I made for? ♪ 2392 01:44:31,738 --> 01:44:37,777 ♪ 'Cause I... 'Cause I... ♪ 2393 01:44:37,811 --> 01:44:42,382 ♪ I don't know how to feel ♪ 2394 01:44:43,717 --> 01:44:47,287 ♪ But I want to try ♪ 2395 01:44:50,523 --> 01:44:56,229 ♪ I don't know how to feel ♪ 2396 01:44:56,262 --> 01:45:01,340 ♪ But someday I might ♪ 2397 01:45:02,669 --> 01:45:06,673 ♪ Someday I might ♪ 2398 01:45:10,577 --> 01:45:12,312 ♪ Oh, oh... ♪ 2399 01:45:20,220 --> 01:45:21,221 Yes. 2400 01:45:24,157 --> 01:45:25,425 [wind blowing] 2401 01:45:31,564 --> 01:45:32,966 [seagulls squawking] 2402 01:45:34,501 --> 01:45:36,102 [narrator] So, Barbie left behind 2403 01:45:36,136 --> 01:45:39,139 the pastels and plastics of Barbie Land 2404 01:45:39,172 --> 01:45:41,775 for the pastels and plastics of Los Angeles. 2405 01:45:41,808 --> 01:45:44,611 Okay. Thanks for the lift. 2406 01:45:44,644 --> 01:45:46,413 [sighs] You got this. 2407 01:45:46,446 --> 01:45:47,847 I'm really proud of you. 2408 01:45:47,881 --> 01:45:51,418 Estoy muy orguoso de ti. 2409 01:45:51,484 --> 01:45:53,119 Orgulloso. 2410 01:45:53,153 --> 01:45:56,389 Orgulloso... Orgulloso de ti. 2411 01:45:56,423 --> 01:45:58,425 There you go. Close enough. 2412 01:45:58,458 --> 01:46:00,527 You guys are the best. Thank you. Thank you. 2413 01:46:00,593 --> 01:46:03,229 Okay. Whew! Let's do this. 2414 01:46:03,263 --> 01:46:04,397 Si se puede. 2415 01:46:04,431 --> 01:46:05,398 That's a political statement. 2416 01:46:05,432 --> 01:46:06,733 That's appropriation, Dad. 2417 01:46:06,766 --> 01:46:08,702 [Sasha's dad] Whoo-hoo! 2418 01:46:08,735 --> 01:46:09,969 -[Sasha's mom] We'll be here when you're done. -We love you! 2419 01:46:10,300 --> 01:46:11,604 -You got this! -Bye! 2420 01:46:11,638 --> 01:46:13,740 -Okay. -We love you! 2421 01:46:13,773 --> 01:46:15,642 [intriguing music playing] 2422 01:46:22,115 --> 01:46:23,583 Hi. 2423 01:46:23,616 --> 01:46:24,784 [receptionist] Name? 2424 01:46:24,818 --> 01:46:30,156 Oh, um, Handler, comma, Barbara. 2425 01:46:30,190 --> 01:46:31,825 [receptionist] And what are you here for today, Barbara? 2426 01:46:33,960 --> 01:46:36,262 I'm here to see my gynecologist. 2427 01:46:36,296 --> 01:46:38,365 ["Barbie World (With Aqua)" playing] 2428 01:46:38,398 --> 01:46:40,734 -♪ And I'm bad like the Barbie ♪ -♪ Barbie ♪ 2429 01:46:40,767 --> 01:46:43,103 -♪ I'm a doll but I still wanna party ♪ -♪ Party ♪ 2430 01:46:43,136 --> 01:46:44,637 -♪ Pink 'Vette like I'm ready to bend ♪ -♪ Bend ♪ 2431 01:46:44,671 --> 01:46:46,473 ♪ I'm a ten so I pull in a Ken ♪ 2432 01:46:46,506 --> 01:46:48,641 -♪ Like Jazzie, Stacie, Nicki ♪ -♪ Grrah ♪ 2433 01:46:48,675 --> 01:46:49,943 -♪ All of the Barbies is pretty ♪ -♪ Damn ♪ 2434 01:46:49,976 --> 01:46:52,345 ♪ All of the Barbies is bad ♪ 2435 01:46:52,379 --> 01:46:54,140 -♪ It girls and we ain't playin' tag ♪ -♪ Grrah ♪ 2436 01:46:54,470 --> 01:46:55,849 ♪ Rad, but he spank me when I get bad ♪ 2437 01:46:55,882 --> 01:46:57,450 -♪ I'm in LA, Rodeo Drive ♪ -♪ Drive ♪ 2438 01:46:57,517 --> 01:46:59,319 ♪ I'm in New York, Madison Ave ♪ 2439 01:46:59,352 --> 01:47:00,587 ♪ I'm a Barbie girl Pink Barbie Dreamhouse ♪ 2440 01:47:00,653 --> 01:47:02,355 ♪ The way Ken be killin'... ♪ 2441 01:47:02,389 --> 01:47:03,923 ♪ Got me yellin' out like the Scream house ♪ 2442 01:47:03,957 --> 01:47:05,625 ♪ Yellin' out, we ain't sellin' out ♪ 2443 01:47:05,658 --> 01:47:07,360 ♪ We got money, but we ain't lendin' out ♪ 2444 01:47:07,394 --> 01:47:09,290 ♪ We got bars, but we ain't bailin' out ♪ 2445 01:47:10,630 --> 01:47:12,365 ♪ I'm a ten so I pull in a Ken ♪ 2446 01:47:12,399 --> 01:47:14,601 -♪ Like Jazzie, Stacie, Nicki ♪ -♪ Grrah ♪ 2447 01:47:14,634 --> 01:47:15,835 -♪ All of the Barbies is pretty ♪ -♪ Damn ♪ 2448 01:47:15,869 --> 01:47:17,604 ♪ All of the Barbies is bad ♪ 2449 01:47:17,637 --> 01:47:19,105 ♪ It girls and we ain't playin' tag ♪ 2450 01:47:19,139 --> 01:47:21,441 ♪ Barbie ain't nothin' to play 'bout ♪ 2451 01:47:21,474 --> 01:47:22,676 -♪ He wanna play in the playhouse ♪ -♪ Playhouse ♪ 2452 01:47:22,742 --> 01:47:24,778 ♪ The... they gon' say now? ♪ 2453 01:47:24,811 --> 01:47:25,979 ♪ I'm washin' these *****es, I'm rubbin' the stain out ♪ 2454 01:47:26,120 --> 01:47:27,747 ♪ Like I'm ready to bend ♪ 2455 01:47:27,814 --> 01:47:29,449 ♪ All the fake Barbies just wanna pretend ♪ 2456 01:47:29,482 --> 01:47:31,317 ♪ Like hold on, let me go find me a pen ♪ 2457 01:47:31,351 --> 01:47:33,186 ♪ Look where it led, now I'ma put it to bed ♪ 2458 01:47:33,219 --> 01:47:34,854 ♪ She a Barbie ***** with her Barbie clique ♪ 2459 01:47:34,888 --> 01:47:36,623 ♪ I keep draggin' her, so she bald a bit ♪ 2460 01:47:36,656 --> 01:47:38,124 ♪ And I see the bread, I want all of it ♪ 2461 01:47:38,158 --> 01:47:39,793 ♪ And I want the green, so I olive it ♪ 2462 01:47:39,826 --> 01:47:41,628 ♪ And I throw it back, so he losin' it ♪ 2463 01:47:41,661 --> 01:47:43,463 ♪ And I give the box with no shoes in it ♪ 2464 01:47:43,496 --> 01:47:45,331 ♪ Yeah, I know the trick so I got him bricked ♪ 2465 01:47:45,365 --> 01:47:47,467 ♪ Yeah, they know who lit, me and Barbie, ***** ♪ 2466 01:47:47,500 --> 01:47:49,803 -♪ And I'm bad like the Barbie ♪ -♪ Barbie ♪ 2467 01:47:49,836 --> 01:47:52,138 -♪ I'm a doll but I still wanna party ♪ -♪ Party ♪ 2468 01:47:52,172 --> 01:47:53,707 -♪ Pink 'Vette like I'm ready to bend ♪ -♪ Bend ♪ 2469 01:47:53,773 --> 01:47:55,542 ♪ I'm a ten so I pull in a Ken ♪ 2470 01:47:55,575 --> 01:47:57,711 -♪ Like Jazzie, Stacie, Nicki ♪ -♪ Grrah ♪ 2471 01:47:57,777 --> 01:47:59,120 -♪ All of the Barbies is pretty ♪ -♪ Damn ♪ 2472 01:47:59,450 --> 01:48:00,714 ♪ All of the Barbies is bad ♪ 2473 01:48:00,780 --> 01:48:02,515 ♪ It girls and we ain't playin' tag ♪ 2474 01:48:02,549 --> 01:48:04,150 ♪ I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world ♪ 2475 01:48:04,184 --> 01:48:05,985 ♪ Life in plastic, it's fantastic ♪ 2476 01:48:06,190 --> 01:48:07,554 ♪ You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere ♪ 2477 01:48:07,587 --> 01:48:10,123 ♪ Imagination, life is your creation ♪ 2478 01:48:10,156 --> 01:48:12,959 ♪ You can touch, you can play ♪ 2479 01:48:12,992 --> 01:48:16,290 ♪ If you say I'm always yours ♪ 2480 01:48:35,749 --> 01:48:38,284 ["What Was I Made For?" playing] 2481 01:48:40,387 --> 01:48:43,289 ♪ I used to float ♪ 2482 01:48:43,323 --> 01:48:46,459 ♪ Now I just fall down ♪ 2483 01:48:46,493 --> 01:48:49,462 ♪ I used to know ♪ 2484 01:48:49,496 --> 01:48:52,565 ♪ But I'm not sure now ♪ 2485 01:48:52,599 --> 01:48:56,136 ♪ What I was made for ♪ 2486 01:48:58,738 --> 01:49:02,442 ♪ What was I made for? ♪ 2487 01:49:04,911 --> 01:49:10,884 ♪ Takin' a drive I was an idea ♪ 2488 01:49:10,917 --> 01:49:16,923 ♪ Look so alive Turns out I'm not real ♪ 2489 01:49:16,956 --> 01:49:20,894 ♪ Just something you paid for ♪ 2490 01:49:23,463 --> 01:49:27,100 ♪ What was I made for? ♪ 2491 01:49:30,704 --> 01:49:36,443 ♪ 'Cause I... I... ♪ 2492 01:49:36,476 --> 01:49:40,947 ♪ I don't know how to feel ♪ 2493 01:49:42,482 --> 01:49:46,190 ♪ But I wanna try ♪ 2494 01:49:48,822 --> 01:49:54,928 ♪ I don't know how to feel ♪ 2495 01:49:54,961 --> 01:49:59,799 ♪ But someday I might ♪ 2496 01:50:01,568 --> 01:50:05,739 ♪ Someday I might ♪ 2497 01:50:09,209 --> 01:50:11,144 [vocalizing] 2498 01:50:18,852 --> 01:50:24,824 ♪ When did it end? All the enjoyment ♪ 2499 01:50:24,891 --> 01:50:30,930 ♪ I'm sad again Don't tell my boyfriend ♪ 2500 01:50:30,964 --> 01:50:34,768 ♪ It's not what he's made for ♪ 2501 01:50:37,203 --> 01:50:40,907 ♪ What was I made for? ♪ 2502 01:50:44,678 --> 01:50:50,817 ♪ 'Cause I... 'Cause I... ♪ 2503 01:50:50,850 --> 01:50:55,388 ♪ I don't know how to feel ♪ 2504 01:50:56,423 --> 01:51:00,260 ♪ But I wanna try ♪ 2505 01:51:03,163 --> 01:51:08,902 ♪ I don't know how to feel ♪ 2506 01:51:08,968 --> 01:51:14,274 ♪ But someday I might ♪ 2507 01:51:15,375 --> 01:51:19,612 ♪ Someday I might ♪ 2508 01:51:26,553 --> 01:51:32,592 ♪ Think I forgot how to be happy ♪ 2509 01:51:32,625 --> 01:51:38,765 ♪ Something I'm not but something I can be ♪ 2510 01:51:38,798 --> 01:51:42,936 ♪ Something I wait for ♪ 2511 01:51:45,710 --> 01:51:48,842 ♪ Something I'm made for ♪ 2512 01:51:54,381 --> 01:51:57,884 ♪ Something I'm made for ♪ 2513 01:52:03,890 --> 01:52:04,524 [instrumental music playing]