1 00:00:13,130 --> 00:00:18,284 Riddle me this: When is a door not a door? 2 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:20,520 It feels like drowning, doesn't it? 3 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:26,893 When the answer is at the edge of your cortex, but you can't seem to grasp it. 4 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:28,762 You're trying my patience. 5 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,163 The answer? 6 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:32,966 When it's ajar. 7 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:38,772 Here's an easy one. What runs around a city but never moves? 8 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,941 No? A wall. 9 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:44,978 What do you want, Nigma? 10 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:48,448 I'm in charge, so I'll ask the questions. 11 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,983 Try to keep up, won't you? 12 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:55,550 Riddle me this: What belongs to you but others use it more than you do? 13 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:56,356 Your name. 14 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:57,924 Huh? 15 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,726 - You've heard that one. - No. 16 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:03,897 I have Google like the rest of the world. 17 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:06,766 Why do you talk to me like this, Waller? 18 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:11,504 Simple. I needed to keep you babbling long enough to pinpoint your position. 19 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:14,700 My... what? 20 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,716 Hands in the air where we can see them. 21 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:26,553 Take him out. 22 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:28,788 Make it hurt. 23 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:35,528 Riddle me this: Why didn't I quit when I was ahead? 24 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,868 What is it? Report. 25 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,406 The Riddler is mine. 26 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:48,775 Switch to night vision. 27 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:52,120 Secure the perimeter. 28 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:57,717 Holy crap, it's Batman. 29 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:00,880 Unh. 30 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:30,443 I know you helped him, Nigma. 31 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:33,613 Tell me where it is. 32 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:40,860 I'm invoking priority level ultraviolet. 33 00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:42,922 Assemble Task Force X. 34 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:46,590 We have another suicide mission. 35 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,243 Ugh. 36 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:55,281 Strewth, I got the hangover, but I don't recall the party. 37 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:58,840 Aah, crap, not this again. 38 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:00,487 You too? 39 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:02,922 It's like a bloody recurring nightmare. 40 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,524 Looks like we got rookies. 41 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,230 Who are you people? 42 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,332 And why am I in uniform? 43 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:15,368 No bars, no chains. 44 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:18,710 Time for meat. 45 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:27,447 You try it, fish-fingers, and I'll show you the meaning of cold-blooded. 46 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,382 You're feisty. 47 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:32,385 Everybody, shut up. 48 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,187 I've been here before. 49 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:38,692 Ah 50 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,160 I am leaving. 51 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,495 Stop. 52 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,765 Sit down. 53 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,206 I'm Amanda Waller. 54 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:57,677 I'm here to indoctrinate you convicts into our special forces. 55 00:07:57,677 --> 00:07:59,879 Pass. 56 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:03,149 I killed to keep degenerates off the streets. 57 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:06,152 I won't work alongside them. 58 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,455 Fresh air and time off my sentence? 59 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:11,191 Feel free to keep calling me up, love. 60 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:14,994 Task Force X is an off-the-books government strike team... 61 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,764 made up of convicts with no hope for release... 62 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:22,802 serving as expendable agents for impossible missions. 63 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:27,273 Succeed and I'll shave time off your sentences. 64 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:28,975 If we don't? 65 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:30,543 You'll be dead. 66 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:33,146 Any other stupid questions? 67 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:36,349 Yeah, what's in my neck? A tracker? 68 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:40,320 Yes. And a powerful nanotech explosive. 69 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:44,591 Run away, get yourself captured, disobey an order... 70 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:51,398 hell, give me a right answer too slowly, and I'll blow your head clean off. 71 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,467 You lie. 72 00:08:55,935 --> 00:09:00,340 You would not take all of this trouble just to kill us. 73 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:05,912 Try me. 74 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,906 Anyone else? 75 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,142 I didn't think so. 76 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:40,413 What's so dangerous this time that you had to send in the newbies? 77 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,784 You're going to break into Arkham Asylum. 78 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,653 - That's insane. - Don't want much? 79 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:48,955 - Screw that. - I don't do freaky-deakies. 80 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:50,757 Yahtzee 81 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,926 How do we start? 82 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,796 Oh. I like you, cowboy. 83 00:09:56,796 --> 00:10:02,135 You're loco and me likey your loco-motion. 84 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,837 - Aah - What's the plan? 85 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:08,108 A week ago, while in my employ, a lowlife calling himself the Riddler... 86 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,110 managed to gain access to my computer system. 87 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:14,447 He downloaded a file containing the identities and histories... 88 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:19,850 of every current, past and potential member of the suicide squad. 89 00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:20,920 Including ours. 90 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,122 That's right. 91 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:25,225 He's threatening to release them all on the Internet. 92 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,694 You're going to get it back. 93 00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:31,731 Riddler's got one copy and it's on a thumb drive in his cane... 94 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:35,335 which is currently locked away in the Arkham property room. 95 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:40,206 In the intensive treatment building, right under the solitary confinement cells. 96 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,641 Good times. 97 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,143 So we get someone inside. 98 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:47,800 Is it me? Can it be me? Dibs 99 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,490 She's a wild card. 100 00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:51,584 Harley Quinn has an encyclopedic knowledge... 101 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,540 of Arkham's layout and its logistics. 102 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:57,323 She gonna be okay that close to the Joker? 103 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,993 I'm fine. We're done. 104 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,695 He's a jerk. 105 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,797 Whatever. 106 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,334 Well, I'm convinced. 107 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,602 You'll be snuck into Gotham. 108 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:13,473 You'll rendezvous with a power broker who will set you up for the break-in. 109 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:20,480 This is as off-the-grid as it gets, so let's keep the body count to a minimum. 110 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,949 Deadshot, rubber bullets only. 111 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,652 What about The Bat? 112 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,723 He has his hands full on another case. 113 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:34,494 In fact, we work it right, we might be able to take advantage of him. 114 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,629 Waller. 115 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,310 What, Lawton? 116 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,734 Play fair and I'll shoot straight. 117 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:44,104 Jerk me around and I'll kill you. 118 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,475 Be a good convict, Lawton. 119 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:51,911 Don't make me blow you up. 120 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,680 I'm clear. 121 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,948 Gas them. 122 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,916 What them? 123 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,896 Huh. 124 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,169 I'm getting tired of this trick. 125 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,905 You and me both, cowboy. 126 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:22,842 Maybe when we get into Gotham, I can show you around. 127 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:25,912 I know some tight places. 128 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,814 - Not interested. - Hmph. 129 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:30,250 I told you, Harley. 130 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:34,287 If you're giving it out, heave a chunk my way, eh? 131 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,189 Ah. You wish. 132 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,692 Shake your boomer-wang at the shark guy. 133 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:42,228 - Dc it, and I'll bite it off. - Ha, ha. 134 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:50,437 Come on, Harl. For old time's sake? 135 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,106 Are we gonna have a problem this time around? 136 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,808 I think we might, mate. 137 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,710 No. 138 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:57,944 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 139 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,713 I don't trust vermin. 140 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:03,383 Honorless, rudderless, undisciplined. 141 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,720 They'll never find your body. 142 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:10,560 Oh, ninjas are awesome. 143 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,205 You think that means we're there? 144 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:33,646 I hate heights 145 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,424 Whoo 146 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,759 We're not gonna make it. 147 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:47,270 Waller, please 148 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:55,602 Remember this feeling, convicts. I hold your lives in my hands. 149 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,671 You crazy bitch. 150 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,105 Open the damn chutes. 151 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,840 Do it. Now 152 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,950 Unh. Aah 153 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,770 Good one. 154 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,939 Good shark. 155 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,408 Gross. 156 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,744 Where's Harley? 157 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:43,683 Don't worry, I fell on my head. 158 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,956 Great. How do we get to the rendezvous unseen? 159 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,998 A few more miles. 160 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,100 Keep moving then. 161 00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:10,410 Aah This is flipping bonkers. 162 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,947 Sloshing through sewage so a guy dressed like a bat won't spot us? 163 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:18,451 You wanna head topside, slick, be my guest. 164 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,580 No, we're practically there. 165 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,762 Yeah, that's what I thought. 166 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,572 Cobblepot. 167 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,343 We're closed. Private party. 168 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,513 Yeah, we're the private party. 169 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,486 This way. He's waiting on you. 170 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,489 Your guests have arrived, Mr. Cobblepot. 171 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,525 Right, right. Come in. 172 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,193 Welcome to the Iceberg Lounge. 173 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,129 I'm just finishing my supper. 174 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,508 Pardon me, Mr. Cobblepot. 175 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:20,800 Lawton? Oh, I never pegged Deadshot for a team player. 176 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,160 Oh, things are tough all over, sir. 177 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,540 That's a good one. Ha, ha. 178 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,424 This man is the best assassin I've ever seen. 179 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,160 And I only work with the best. 180 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,262 I aim to please, Mr. Cobblepot. 181 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,832 I was told you can get us into Arkham? 182 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,266 I can indeed. 183 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,503 I've made arrangements to sneak you into the crazy farm. 184 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,804 Follow them to... 185 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,106 You. 186 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,275 Clown 187 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:53,790 You're not still mad about that truck, are you, Pengy? 188 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,450 Wah-wah. 189 00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,286 It feels like you are. 190 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,956 You cost me money, funny girl. 191 00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:05,692 Her and her looney boyfriend nicked my truck of cigarettes 192 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:09,329 and drove it into the river. Just for a laugh. 193 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,866 Does it matter that Mr. J and I aren't together anymore? 194 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,335 Nobody steals from me and walks away. 195 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,303 It's bad business, love. 196 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,507 You're right, you should kill her. 197 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,275 Hell, I'll kill her for you. 198 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,110 Aw, come on. 199 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,880 Except you know what else is bad for business, sir? 200 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,318 Double-crossing your clients. 201 00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:35,889 And I would hate for folks to say Mr. Cobblepot takes your money 202 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,558 and kills your operatives. 203 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,430 Get her out of my sight, Lawton. 204 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,866 There's your files. 205 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,301 Memorize the contents. 206 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,670 You can grab some shuteye in the rooms above. 207 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:54,441 You deploy tomorrow night under the cover of darkness... 208 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:59,512 and then I never want to see any of you on my turf again. 209 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,916 Now get the hell out of here. 210 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,720 Ever the charmer, ain't you? 211 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,621 Bite me, Boomer. 212 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:54,670 Ah. Oi, Lawton. 213 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,200 Nice shave, mate. 214 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,838 We got off on the wrong foot at the start of this mission. 215 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,740 Hoist a pint with us. 216 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,909 Can't. It's a school night. 217 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,144 Ehh, suit yourself. 218 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,479 How about a friendly game of darts, then? 219 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,340 Lucky shot. 220 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,670 Right. Let's see you do it. 221 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,939 Yeah Come on 222 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,644 Sorry, mate. 223 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,130 Looks like that one took a bad bounce. 224 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,820 Oh 225 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,224 Let's call it even, mate. 226 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,767 Louise? It's Amanda. 227 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,303 I have a special assignment for you. 228 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:06,673 Something I'd rather keep between the two of us. 229 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,508 I'm listening. 230 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,529 Yahtzee 231 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,104 Here's my stop. 232 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,974 Wish me luck, cowboy. 233 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,580 There's gotta be one here somewhere. 234 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:02,262 You know where he put it, don't you? 235 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,830 Uh-oh. 236 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,632 Where is it, Harley? 237 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:09,736 No idea what you're talking about. 238 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,607 Answers. 239 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,209 - Now. - Ugh 240 00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:19,112 Back off, Bats. 241 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,463 Where is it? 242 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,832 What's he talking about? 243 00:21:38,832 --> 00:21:42,235 Who knows what these wankers get worked up about. 244 00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:45,538 I don't know. I swear. 245 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:48,174 I'm not firing blind against The Bat. 246 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,744 Waller, what the devil's going on? 247 00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:55,415 You don't get to call me up and demand answers, Deadshot. 248 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,650 What are they talking about? 249 00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:01,287 Joker stole a dirty bomb and hid it somewhere in Gotham. 250 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:06,426 Apparently it's large enough that the radiation would kill half the population. 251 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,262 Batman's torn the city apart trying to find it. 252 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:12,265 At one point he thought Riddler might know. 253 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:15,435 The Joker has a dirty bomb? 254 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:18,104 That gives me the chills. 255 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:22,475 Ice puns? Really? 256 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,111 Waller, this is crap. 257 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:29,916 I don't care, convict, do your job. 258 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:35,622 Honestly, B-man, I don't know where Mr. J puts half of his stuff. 259 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:41,928 I just wanted a Chatty Boo-Boo doll before they went on sale tomorrow. 260 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:51,705 Get her back to Arkham. 261 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,641 Will do, Batman. 262 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:57,510 Get in there, you nutty broad. 263 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:51,965 Mwah. 264 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:06,279 I'm in the middle of lunch, now I gotta process this dizzy dame? 265 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:10,550 Crazy, huh? 266 00:24:11,170 --> 00:24:14,421 Why don't I just toss her in her old cell and come back? 267 00:24:14,988 --> 00:24:15,989 Yeah, right. 268 00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:19,959 I got, like, half a dozen new forms to fill out before you can even come in. 269 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:28,968 We've got 10 minutes to plant the device. 270 00:24:42,115 --> 00:24:44,170 Where should I dump her? 271 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,986 Put it through the x-ray machine. 272 00:24:56,429 --> 00:24:59,320 Heh. Don't get much deader than that. 273 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,167 This one's cold as ice. 274 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:07,140 Hey, buddy, I got nothing in the system about accepting a new body. 275 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:20,200 Yeah. Ha, ha. 276 00:25:36,690 --> 00:25:38,138 It says, uh, "Not found." 277 00:25:38,138 --> 00:25:41,675 I came from inside. Run it again. 278 00:25:43,476 --> 00:25:44,878 No, somethings wrong. 279 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,580 I'm gonna have to get security. 280 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:54,870 The junction box is up ahead so move your ass. 281 00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:56,256 - Harley? - Huh 282 00:25:56,256 --> 00:25:59,426 Is it really you? 283 00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,561 Shit. 284 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:03,530 Don't screw this up. 285 00:26:04,431 --> 00:26:07,767 Aren't you even going to say hello? Heh, heh. 286 00:26:09,536 --> 00:26:14,700 Aw, guys, you gotta see this. Joker just spotted Harley. 287 00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:18,545 Keep walking. 288 00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:20,280 Tell him to shut up. 289 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,217 Aw, I can tell you're still sore. 290 00:26:24,217 --> 00:26:26,820 At least the bruises cleared up nicely. 291 00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:32,359 What's your hurry, Harl? 292 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,895 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up 293 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:39,799 Damn it. 294 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:42,350 Let's move. 295 00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:44,904 Maybe she'll kill him. 296 00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:47,140 I hate you, you bastard 297 00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:49,142 I'll kill him 298 00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:53,346 I'll kill him myself for what he's done to me. 299 00:26:58,585 --> 00:27:00,553 Women. Am I right, officer? 300 00:27:00,553 --> 00:27:05,125 Can't live with them, can't kick them out of a moving car. 301 00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:11,310 You know the rules, buddy. I gotta phone it in. 302 00:27:11,310 --> 00:27:13,660 She's dead. 303 00:27:18,438 --> 00:27:20,640 How much trouble could she be? 304 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,177 Nothing goes in or out of Arkham without being OK'd. 305 00:27:24,177 --> 00:27:30,283 But give me a sec, I'll try to get ahold of the watch commander. 306 00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:40,393 - Run it again. - I've tried twice, sir. 307 00:27:40,393 --> 00:27:43,196 I can't lose this job because your system is down. 308 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,937 Come on, you amateurs. 309 00:27:55,975 --> 00:28:00,130 Tsk, tsk, tsk. Sorry, hon. Bulletproof. 310 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,382 Even better. 311 00:28:02,382 --> 00:28:04,384 Pudding. 312 00:28:12,325 --> 00:28:16,996 Why, Harley, if I didn't know better, I'd say you're trying to kill me. 313 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:19,165 We're finished, you and me. 314 00:28:19,432 --> 00:28:23,536 I got someone new now. Someone better. 315 00:28:25,338 --> 00:28:29,376 Oh, hell. This'll have to do. 316 00:28:33,947 --> 00:28:36,549 Never mind. Just came through. 317 00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:38,918 About time. 318 00:28:46,426 --> 00:28:48,795 Sorry, it's an old system. 319 00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:51,310 No problem. 320 00:28:56,336 --> 00:28:58,738 Let's see what goodies we've got. 321 00:29:12,552 --> 00:29:14,754 How...? Oh 322 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:19,225 Aah Me goalies. 323 00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:22,562 - That's payback, you dumb-ass. - Unh. 324 00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:25,899 Walk it off, Captain Kangaroo. 325 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:06,873 Come on, we're out of time. 326 00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:09,342 - New guy? - That's right. 327 00:30:09,342 --> 00:30:12,479 You're not jealous, are you? 328 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:14,848 That's him. 329 00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:18,118 I know you. 330 00:30:18,118 --> 00:30:20,530 We worked together once. 331 00:30:20,530 --> 00:30:23,230 No, wait, don't tell me, don't tell me. Hmm... 332 00:30:23,423 --> 00:30:25,191 Deadhead, hmm? 333 00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:27,560 Buckshot? Ha, ha 334 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:31,898 Hmph. Aah 335 00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:33,867 I got her. 336 00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:36,136 You can have her. 337 00:30:36,136 --> 00:30:40,473 Bet you buy your shirts second-hand too. Ha 338 00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:58,992 Sir, we've got an explosion on Level E. 339 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,270 He's still secure, sir. 340 00:31:01,270 --> 00:31:02,696 Is that room service? 341 00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:05,598 Tell them I never got my calzone. 342 00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:09,502 Good. I need every available security down in the kitchen, stat. 343 00:31:09,502 --> 00:31:11,471 We're on yellow alert. 344 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:20,980 - You're late. - Ran into her ex. Grab hold. 345 00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:25,819 Put your back into it. 346 00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:32,992 Hey. Nobody's supposed to be down there. 347 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:35,362 We just snuck down here for a little party. 348 00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:39,366 What kind of party? 349 00:31:39,466 --> 00:31:41,167 Crap, you're Harley Quinn 350 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:43,300 Don't move, you crazy bit... 351 00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:05,725 I hate Italian food. 352 00:32:30,850 --> 00:32:32,919 Has that kitchen fire been contained? 353 00:32:32,919 --> 00:32:34,220 Yes, sir. 354 00:32:41,961 --> 00:32:44,300 - Lawton. - What? 355 00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:47,330 GPS has you in the main security hub. 356 00:32:47,330 --> 00:32:48,635 What's going on? 357 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:50,103 We own it, that's what. 358 00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:51,438 Now we grab the cane. 359 00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:53,730 Don't get too y, Lawton. 360 00:32:53,730 --> 00:32:57,477 You're at the point of no return. You best keep that in mind. 361 00:32:57,477 --> 00:33:00,647 That gas explosion put the whole bloody asylum on yellow alert. 362 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:02,982 If the security cameras make us, we're toast. 363 00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:05,552 So shut down all the security cams. 364 00:33:05,552 --> 00:33:08,188 That's a surefire way to alert The Bat. 365 00:33:08,188 --> 00:33:11,558 What then? Let him watch us run around like idiots? 366 00:33:11,558 --> 00:33:14,694 Play yesterday's footage. 367 00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:17,664 Aw. Shark Week had his first thought. 368 00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:19,899 Shut it, Boomer. Say it again. 369 00:33:20,567 --> 00:33:23,203 Play yesterday's footage at the same time. 370 00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:24,771 I can do that. 371 00:33:24,771 --> 00:33:26,706 And we can operate without eyes on us. 372 00:33:26,706 --> 00:33:30,844 - You mean Batman's or Waller's? - Both. 373 00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:37,183 The intensive treatment building is there, just across the yard. 374 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:38,485 Let's move. 375 00:33:38,485 --> 00:33:41,154 Low profile. 376 00:33:41,955 --> 00:33:43,857 Frost. Move your ass. 377 00:33:58,805 --> 00:34:01,410 Top priority are those towers. 378 00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:02,542 I can scale them. 379 00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:04,244 No time. 380 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,825 You do two, I'll do two. 381 00:34:18,825 --> 00:34:22,696 Fine. On my mark. Now. 382 00:34:29,436 --> 00:34:31,871 - You missed. - Wait for it. 383 00:34:34,674 --> 00:34:37,410 Patrol, I need a sweep of the yard. Ugh 384 00:34:40,847 --> 00:34:44,150 Boom In your face. 385 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:48,221 He got to his walkie. I'd score that a miss. You two-bit C-lister. 386 00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:50,390 That's it 387 00:34:54,394 --> 00:34:56,290 U.S.A 388 00:34:56,290 --> 00:34:57,931 U.S.A 389 00:34:58,310 --> 00:35:01,101 Boys, we got company. 390 00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:07,207 - Shark, no. - Finally, some action. 391 00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:12,946 So much for low profile. 392 00:35:23,223 --> 00:35:25,859 Status report. I've got you in the exercise yard, 393 00:35:25,892 --> 00:35:28,128 but you don't show up on the cameras. 394 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:33,566 Must be something wrong with the system. 395 00:35:33,566 --> 00:35:36,636 Damn it. We're a little busy right now. 396 00:35:36,636 --> 00:35:38,571 I'll call you back. 397 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:42,750 Don't yank me around, convict. Get the cane. Get out. 398 00:35:53,186 --> 00:35:55,789 Yahtzee. 399 00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:01,728 Victor Zsasz, we got you surrounded. 400 00:36:01,728 --> 00:36:04,431 Please. Please don't hurt me. 401 00:36:04,431 --> 00:36:06,933 Let the girl go before it gets ugly. 402 00:36:06,933 --> 00:36:09,269 The Zombie's mine to liberate. 403 00:36:09,269 --> 00:36:11,471 I have righteous work to do. 404 00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:21,140 I'm not in the mood tonight, Zsasz. 405 00:36:34,794 --> 00:36:36,730 You seem troubled tonight, sir. 406 00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:38,732 It's Harley, Alfred. 407 00:36:38,732 --> 00:36:41,234 She was acting odd. 408 00:36:41,234 --> 00:36:43,690 Odder than usual, you mean? 409 00:36:43,690 --> 00:36:45,905 Like she was happy to get caught. 410 00:36:45,905 --> 00:36:49,142 Maybe she missed her, uh, pudding. 411 00:36:49,142 --> 00:36:50,410 Maybe. 412 00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:53,480 More likely it's linked to the Joker's bomb. 413 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,549 Arkham had a yellow alert this evening. 414 00:36:56,683 --> 00:36:59,619 Everything looks to be in place. 415 00:37:00,253 --> 00:37:02,220 Hmm. 416 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,125 That's Moshell. He doesn't work Fridays. 417 00:37:05,125 --> 00:37:07,794 Neither does Ferrick. That's the Thursday crew. 418 00:37:07,794 --> 00:37:10,730 This isn't live. They're broadcasting old footage. 419 00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:13,990 Somethings wrong at Arkham. 420 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,476 No, no. 421 00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:26,790 Enough, Shark Put him down 422 00:37:29,449 --> 00:37:31,751 Ouch 423 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,821 Do I have your attention now? 424 00:37:34,854 --> 00:37:38,858 Don't break cover in the middle of an operation unless I say so. 425 00:37:41,561 --> 00:37:44,264 Don't ever do that to me. 426 00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:47,367 Or what? You'll chew my head off? 427 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,970 Do it. I'm begging you. 428 00:37:50,970 --> 00:37:55,275 You think any of you have a shot of getting out alive without me? 429 00:37:58,278 --> 00:38:00,914 That's what I thought. 430 00:38:00,914 --> 00:38:02,982 We're just lucky this was contained. 431 00:38:02,982 --> 00:38:05,452 Start following orders, all of you. 432 00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:09,556 Why don't you just calm down, pudding? 433 00:38:09,556 --> 00:38:13,727 Don't call me pudding 434 00:38:22,502 --> 00:38:23,837 Property room's here. 435 00:38:26,706 --> 00:38:29,309 - Locked. - Not for long. 436 00:38:34,748 --> 00:38:38,180 Now that's just pathetic. 437 00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:42,989 The warden uses his birthday backwards for practically all of his passwords. 438 00:38:44,224 --> 00:38:47,494 - How do you know that? - I used to work here. 439 00:38:47,494 --> 00:38:49,462 Didn't I mention that? 440 00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:51,164 Come on. As what? 441 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:53,867 As a psychiatrist, silly. 442 00:38:53,867 --> 00:38:58,838 And pal, anyone who throws boomerangs has some real issues letting go. 443 00:39:01,574 --> 00:39:03,910 Et voilą. 444 00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:13,987 Where do we even begin? 445 00:39:14,587 --> 00:39:17,524 Everyone take a section. Just start looking. 446 00:39:22,662 --> 00:39:24,597 Bloody hell. 447 00:39:31,571 --> 00:39:33,707 My acid playing cards. 448 00:39:33,707 --> 00:39:36,476 I knew I left them here. 449 00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:42,182 Here's that Batman costume Mr. J used for the train heist. 450 00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:44,951 Aw. 451 00:39:44,951 --> 00:39:48,355 I've been looking all over for this. 452 00:39:48,488 --> 00:39:50,957 Here's where it went. 453 00:39:56,463 --> 00:39:58,331 Bingo. 454 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,405 Firefly. 455 00:40:05,405 --> 00:40:06,639 Killer Moth. 456 00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:08,141 Maxie Zeus. 457 00:40:08,174 --> 00:40:11,945 Never heard of any of these tools. 458 00:40:11,945 --> 00:40:13,847 Mr. Freeze's gun. 459 00:40:13,847 --> 00:40:15,582 Score. 460 00:40:18,118 --> 00:40:19,953 Ugh. 461 00:40:25,558 --> 00:40:27,327 Thanks. 462 00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:36,360 It's Batman. 463 00:42:56,743 --> 00:42:58,645 Huh? 464 00:43:06,386 --> 00:43:08,621 No way. 465 00:43:12,759 --> 00:43:14,661 The spoils of war. 466 00:43:14,694 --> 00:43:19,132 Black Spider just kicked The Bat's ass? 467 00:43:19,132 --> 00:43:22,100 Mate, I'm a little choked up. 468 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,404 Got the thumb drive. 469 00:43:25,972 --> 00:43:27,407 What? 470 00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:30,710 What the hell? 471 00:43:31,244 --> 00:43:33,713 We've been played. 472 00:43:35,215 --> 00:43:36,950 Where's Frosty? 473 00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:39,652 Frost? Damn it. 474 00:43:39,652 --> 00:43:41,688 Frost 475 00:43:45,558 --> 00:43:46,793 Easy. 476 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,199 I knew Waller would send someone. 477 00:43:53,867 --> 00:43:56,970 I'm too clever for her to let me live. 478 00:43:56,970 --> 00:44:00,240 Nothing gets past you, genius. 479 00:44:01,841 --> 00:44:03,810 I'll make this fast. 480 00:44:05,545 --> 00:44:09,482 Do you even know why you're assassinating me? 481 00:44:09,482 --> 00:44:13,586 The Wall says you screwed her and to make an example out of you. 482 00:44:13,586 --> 00:44:17,223 And that satiated your curiosity? 483 00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:19,426 I don't ask questions. 484 00:44:19,426 --> 00:44:20,994 I don't believe that. 485 00:44:20,994 --> 00:44:23,663 The human mind always has questions. 486 00:44:24,864 --> 00:44:30,270 My only question is why Waller didn't just blow your head off with your nano bomb. 487 00:44:30,270 --> 00:44:34,708 It's the same reason she needs me dead. 488 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:39,446 Because I know how to diffuse them. 489 00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:42,282 Wait, what? 490 00:44:42,282 --> 00:44:44,317 How do you know she's with the Riddler? 491 00:44:44,317 --> 00:44:46,686 She was eyeballing him at the monitor room. 492 00:44:48,455 --> 00:44:51,191 So she's got herself a new guy. 493 00:44:51,191 --> 00:44:53,526 After everything I've done for her. 494 00:44:53,526 --> 00:44:55,528 Ooh, we'll see about that. 495 00:44:55,528 --> 00:44:57,864 I'll make five more just like her. 496 00:44:57,864 --> 00:45:01,501 I'll take her skin and put someone else in it. 497 00:45:01,534 --> 00:45:05,672 Oh, that perfect creamy skin. 498 00:45:05,672 --> 00:45:07,574 Pull yourself together, man 499 00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:09,676 She mocked you right to your face 500 00:45:09,676 --> 00:45:12,612 Even dared to call you... 501 00:45:14,647 --> 00:45:16,383 pudding. 502 00:45:16,383 --> 00:45:18,852 Oh, that darling girl 503 00:45:18,852 --> 00:45:20,687 She might even deserve me. 504 00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:32,265 Okay, babies, let's cook. 505 00:45:35,135 --> 00:45:39,906 Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Ha-ha-ha. 506 00:45:40,774 --> 00:45:44,878 Oh, Harley, I take back half the horrible things I've done to you. 507 00:45:53,987 --> 00:45:55,221 They're gone 508 00:45:55,221 --> 00:45:57,757 Yeah, we can see that, Harley, but where? 509 00:45:57,757 --> 00:45:59,920 It's Waller. 510 00:46:01,270 --> 00:46:03,463 - I'm here. - What are you trying to pull, Deadshot? 511 00:46:03,463 --> 00:46:06,766 - You're not checking in. - We had a bout with The Bat. 512 00:46:06,766 --> 00:46:09,369 But we're past it. I got your cane, Waller. 513 00:46:09,369 --> 00:46:11,710 We're just looking for an exit. 514 00:46:11,710 --> 00:46:12,839 So you're all together? 515 00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:15,308 Of course. Why wouldn't we be? 516 00:46:15,308 --> 00:46:19,279 Then why has the Special Crimes unit been called in to protect the medical center? 517 00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:22,549 Maybe Two-Face got a pair of hemorrhoids. 518 00:46:22,549 --> 00:46:23,950 We're out of here. 519 00:46:23,950 --> 00:46:27,253 Please don't explode. Please don't explode. Please don't explode. 520 00:46:27,253 --> 00:46:30,757 Shut up. Where's that medical center? 521 00:46:30,757 --> 00:46:32,992 We're still on yellow alert. 522 00:46:37,731 --> 00:46:39,332 You hear something? 523 00:46:39,532 --> 00:46:41,634 Let me check. 524 00:46:42,469 --> 00:46:44,704 Hey, remember that time when Mad Hatter... 525 00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:48,740 Smitty? 526 00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:50,477 - Smitty? - Boo. 527 00:46:50,477 --> 00:46:52,445 Aah 528 00:46:52,746 --> 00:46:54,800 Smitty 529 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,883 Put your hands in the air 530 00:46:58,651 --> 00:47:01,421 - Aah - And boom. 531 00:47:09,329 --> 00:47:12,465 I'm just going to slip into something more comfortable. 532 00:47:12,465 --> 00:47:15,869 So no peeking. 533 00:47:34,854 --> 00:47:37,123 This is the Special Crimes unit. 534 00:47:37,123 --> 00:47:39,592 Surrender and return to your cells. 535 00:47:44,531 --> 00:47:46,733 Light them up 536 00:47:49,102 --> 00:47:51,404 That worked well. 537 00:47:51,404 --> 00:47:55,709 Then like the hanged man, we are at the end of our rope. 538 00:47:55,709 --> 00:47:58,778 Wow, I hate you. Unh 539 00:48:07,253 --> 00:48:09,656 You can thank us later, losers. 540 00:48:14,928 --> 00:48:17,831 - You all right? - Somewhat. 541 00:48:17,831 --> 00:48:19,466 Glad you made it. 542 00:48:19,466 --> 00:48:21,668 This better be good. 543 00:48:21,668 --> 00:48:24,838 He knows how to turn off the bombs. 544 00:48:24,838 --> 00:48:26,906 Look familiar? 545 00:48:28,608 --> 00:48:31,678 I can do it, but you've got to get me into the medical center. 546 00:48:31,678 --> 00:48:35,515 We got maybe five minutes before Waller figures out what's what. 547 00:48:39,986 --> 00:48:42,122 We get to that room or we're dead. 548 00:48:42,122 --> 00:48:43,757 Should've brought a tank. 549 00:48:43,757 --> 00:48:45,392 We have one. 550 00:48:53,733 --> 00:48:55,502 No heights. 551 00:48:55,502 --> 00:48:59,305 - You're joking. - I said, no heights 552 00:48:59,305 --> 00:49:02,542 I'll guide you. Trust me. 553 00:49:11,651 --> 00:49:14,554 I'm crazy, but that's just nuts 554 00:49:20,930 --> 00:49:21,561 Step on it. 555 00:49:25,131 --> 00:49:26,666 Go to the right. 556 00:49:48,540 --> 00:49:50,123 Let's move. 557 00:49:56,963 --> 00:49:59,232 Did we win? 558 00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:24,124 Let's see now. We'll need this on. This for back-up. 559 00:50:24,824 --> 00:50:26,960 Grab a chair. 560 00:50:31,464 --> 00:50:33,867 Whee 561 00:50:33,867 --> 00:50:36,503 How do you diffuse this bomb, exactly? 562 00:50:37,637 --> 00:50:40,273 It's the electroshock. 563 00:50:40,273 --> 00:50:42,208 It's the what now? 564 00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:45,979 I'm gonna run 1000 volts through your heads and fry your bombs. 565 00:50:46,346 --> 00:50:48,682 Oh. 566 00:50:48,882 --> 00:50:53,153 Good. Put the chairs in a circle here around Old Sparky. 567 00:50:53,153 --> 00:50:59,159 Oh, I love electroshock It's a shiatsu massage for your brain. 568 00:50:59,159 --> 00:51:01,610 Lose those. 569 00:51:06,332 --> 00:51:08,435 I'll keep a lookout. 570 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:14,341 More cops. Choppers too. 571 00:51:17,243 --> 00:51:18,878 This'll work? 572 00:51:18,878 --> 00:51:21,915 Or give you a grand mal seizure. 573 00:51:28,121 --> 00:51:32,292 I'm clamping you to the chairs because you're going to wiggle. 574 00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:35,595 I don't trust this fruit loop. 575 00:51:35,595 --> 00:51:37,464 Hmm. A thousand volts, five bodies... 576 00:51:37,464 --> 00:51:41,368 multiply by five, allowing for absorption, three-second pulses... 577 00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:43,570 You know what you're doing, right? 578 00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:50,510 Damn it. Don't stop working. Yeah, Waller? 579 00:51:50,510 --> 00:51:53,213 I am getting reports there's a break-in at Arkham. 580 00:51:53,213 --> 00:51:55,682 - You're on red alert. - News to me. 581 00:51:55,682 --> 00:51:59,319 What part of "off the books" do you not understand? 582 00:51:59,319 --> 00:52:01,921 Are you in the medical center? 583 00:52:01,921 --> 00:52:03,723 We hit a snag. 584 00:52:04,524 --> 00:52:06,659 Batman again? 585 00:52:08,228 --> 00:52:10,997 Spider needed medical attention. 586 00:52:12,599 --> 00:52:14,567 Spider? But he's... 587 00:52:14,567 --> 00:52:17,737 No excuses, Lawton You get that? 588 00:52:17,804 --> 00:52:20,106 Mm... Uh-huh. 589 00:52:20,173 --> 00:52:24,744 No more crap No more time No more shenanigans 590 00:52:24,744 --> 00:52:26,790 Uh-huh. 591 00:52:43,663 --> 00:52:46,599 Those scumbags are trying to screw me. 592 00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:22,635 I never need to do that again. 593 00:53:23,370 --> 00:53:26,906 Are you kidding? I feel great 594 00:53:26,906 --> 00:53:29,809 Nobody screws the Wall 595 00:53:32,345 --> 00:53:36,383 - Uh, guys? - Do it again. 596 00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:39,486 I don't know. Maybe his skin is too thick? 597 00:53:58,405 --> 00:54:01,107 Best gun ever. 598 00:54:07,781 --> 00:54:09,749 Oh, that's rich. 599 00:54:13,319 --> 00:54:15,155 Huh? 600 00:54:16,990 --> 00:54:21,895 Denzel What have they done to you? 601 00:54:25,598 --> 00:54:28,802 Haven't you solved it yet? 602 00:54:28,802 --> 00:54:33,273 The Black Spider is Batman. 603 00:54:47,654 --> 00:54:49,556 I know that sound. 604 00:54:49,556 --> 00:54:52,926 Someone's flossing their brain. 605 00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:04,471 - Unh. - Talk Why are you here? 606 00:55:04,471 --> 00:55:07,640 Amanda Waller wanted the Riddler dead. 607 00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:09,876 Waller? What's she got...? 608 00:55:15,315 --> 00:55:17,617 I'm here, bitches 609 00:55:17,617 --> 00:55:20,787 And I brought favors for everybody 610 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,868 Whoop 611 00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:12,339 Yahtzee 612 00:56:21,981 --> 00:56:24,551 I think this was yours, Deadhead. 613 00:56:24,551 --> 00:56:26,386 Finders, keepers. 614 00:56:30,223 --> 00:56:32,659 Pudding You're free. 615 00:56:35,762 --> 00:56:38,640 Don't you pudding me. 616 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:43,303 I go away and suddenly you've got new friends. Even picked a new guy. 617 00:56:43,303 --> 00:56:45,438 You got it all wrong, baby. 618 00:56:45,438 --> 00:56:48,174 I was using them to help you escape. 619 00:56:48,174 --> 00:56:51,711 Who else would I break into Arkham for? 620 00:56:51,711 --> 00:56:54,514 Nobody, that's who. 621 00:56:54,814 --> 00:56:57,951 It'll be just like old times. 622 00:56:57,951 --> 00:57:00,860 Oh. 623 00:57:09,295 --> 00:57:11,364 Hmm. 624 00:57:12,665 --> 00:57:18,705 You. New guy. I don't like people touching my stuff. 625 00:57:24,744 --> 00:57:30,216 - Go ahead. You're out of bullets. - I am not. 626 00:57:30,216 --> 00:57:33,753 You are. You're gonna pull the trigger, and when nothing happens... 627 00:57:33,753 --> 00:57:37,624 I'm gonna punch you in the throat and bash your brains out. 628 00:57:37,624 --> 00:57:39,793 Three. 629 00:57:41,695 --> 00:57:43,763 Two. 630 00:57:46,166 --> 00:57:48,340 - One. - Hold on. 631 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:51,905 Stop counting for a second. I know there are bullets. 632 00:57:53,506 --> 00:57:54,874 See? 633 00:58:04,484 --> 00:58:09,222 Mate, you just out-crazied the Joker. 634 00:58:14,394 --> 00:58:17,397 This place is crawling with cops. 635 00:58:17,397 --> 00:58:21,234 - I'm gonna kill Waller. - Can we get out of here first? 636 00:58:33,246 --> 00:58:34,681 Mallet. 637 00:58:37,170 --> 00:58:38,551 It's right here, Mr. J. 638 00:58:38,551 --> 00:58:40,353 I was keeping it safe for you the whole... 639 00:58:49,229 --> 00:58:53,266 It's time for a very big bang. 640 00:59:00,974 --> 00:59:02,575 Why the hell are we running? 641 00:59:02,575 --> 00:59:04,770 We're sitting ducks here. 642 00:59:04,770 --> 00:59:07,213 And whose fault is that, do you suppose, leader? 643 00:59:07,213 --> 00:59:10,216 I've been carrying this team all night, you douche bag. 644 00:59:10,216 --> 00:59:11,618 - Uh, fellas? - Really? 645 00:59:11,618 --> 00:59:14,200 - Is that what you'd call it, eh? - Guys. 646 00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,322 - Guys, listen. - That's what I'd call it... 647 00:59:16,322 --> 00:59:19,459 - you one-gimmick hack. - Great, let's split up. 648 00:59:19,459 --> 00:59:23,630 - I'm better off on my own. - Guys. Batman's here. 649 00:59:24,798 --> 00:59:27,100 Joker. Where did he go? 650 00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:29,703 Don't owe you squat, Bats. 651 00:59:34,674 --> 00:59:38,144 Lawton? We can settle our business later. 652 00:59:38,144 --> 00:59:40,613 Now, where's the Joker? 653 00:59:41,548 --> 00:59:45,352 He and Harley took their mallet and disappeared. 654 00:59:45,585 --> 00:59:47,854 That's where he's hidden the bomb. 655 00:59:47,854 --> 00:59:51,524 Sibilance, testing. Sibilance. 656 00:59:51,524 --> 00:59:54,361 I know you can see me, Bats. 657 00:59:54,361 --> 00:59:58,980 Hope you brought protection because I'm about to give Gotham... 658 00:59:58,980 --> 01:00:00,533 a terminal case of tainted love... 659 01:00:00,533 --> 01:00:02,402 and it's really gonna burn. 660 01:00:03,603 --> 01:00:06,139 And just in case you were thinking of stopping me... 661 01:00:06,139 --> 01:00:10,677 I figured I'd invite some friends to my big blow-out. 662 01:00:38,238 --> 01:00:40,940 I need to find Joker and stop that bomb. 663 01:00:42,575 --> 01:00:45,145 Good luck with that, mate. 664 01:00:47,580 --> 01:00:48,782 Gotta get out of here. 665 01:00:48,782 --> 01:00:52,752 Yeah, but what'll get us far enough to escape that blast? 666 01:01:02,429 --> 01:01:04,964 Well, isn't that convenient? 667 01:01:42,402 --> 01:01:43,870 Out of my way, loser. 668 01:02:26,946 --> 01:02:29,449 Oh, no, you don't, Lawton. That's my ride. 669 01:02:31,885 --> 01:02:33,553 Aah 670 01:02:45,732 --> 01:02:49,269 Only one of us is getting out of here and it ain't you. 671 01:02:55,108 --> 01:02:58,778 I'll get you for this, Lawton 672 01:02:59,112 --> 01:03:01,348 Get those gates closed. 673 01:03:09,255 --> 01:03:10,924 Where's our backup? 674 01:03:43,790 --> 01:03:46,326 Now that's what I call backup. 675 01:04:15,689 --> 01:04:18,725 We've got it under control, Batman. You can take... 676 01:04:19,590 --> 01:04:21,695 And I'm talking to myself. 677 01:04:21,695 --> 01:04:23,430 Again. 678 01:04:32,505 --> 01:04:34,874 Going my way, handsome? 679 01:04:36,576 --> 01:04:38,144 Cute kid. 680 01:04:38,345 --> 01:04:41,748 Hope she doesn't take being an orphan too hard. 681 01:05:12,946 --> 01:05:14,514 Holy crap 682 01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:34,634 You know she's gonna kill us, right? 683 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:09,335 Where's the fricking gas pedal? 684 01:06:42,335 --> 01:06:44,671 Uh-oh. Ha 685 01:07:09,429 --> 01:07:12,980 Sure. He smacks me around sometimes... 686 01:07:12,980 --> 01:07:14,367 but you're the one who's always hurting me. 687 01:07:14,367 --> 01:07:16,736 Now I'm gonna hurt you. 688 01:07:33,190 --> 01:07:35,422 Stop me if you've heard this one. 689 01:07:43,496 --> 01:07:45,632 Listen to me. 690 01:07:47,670 --> 01:07:48,768 Harley, the bomb. 691 01:08:46,659 --> 01:08:50,960 For someone who's not Batman... 692 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:54,901 you've been a real pain in my ass. Ha-ha-ha. 693 01:08:58,571 --> 01:09:01,474 Deuces, new guy. 694 01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:14,654 - Have a seat, pudding. - Aah 695 01:09:27,767 --> 01:09:29,235 Bang 696 01:10:10,910 --> 01:10:12,879 Waller. 697 01:10:13,146 --> 01:10:17,851 You knew when you sent your little suicide squad into Arkham, they'd go off script. 698 01:10:17,851 --> 01:10:20,153 Oh, it's just you. 699 01:10:20,153 --> 01:10:24,391 When your bombs didn't ice them, you figured the S.C.U. would. 700 01:10:24,557 --> 01:10:28,728 All that, just so you could kill the Riddler. 701 01:10:28,728 --> 01:10:32,265 Let's just say I break a lot of eggs to make an omelet. 702 01:10:32,265 --> 01:10:36,669 And because you're a messy cook, the Riddler was able to escape. 703 01:10:36,669 --> 01:10:38,972 I got careless. 704 01:10:38,972 --> 01:10:43,343 - My men will get Nigma next time. - There is no next time. 705 01:10:43,343 --> 01:10:47,313 No? We're the U.S. government. 706 01:10:47,313 --> 01:10:51,651 Who's going to blow the whistle on us? The convicts? Who'd believe them? 707 01:10:51,651 --> 01:10:53,286 You? Heh. 708 01:10:53,319 --> 01:10:58,291 You going to start a blog and expose us? I don't think so. 709 01:10:58,291 --> 01:11:01,928 That's checkmate, Batman. 710 01:11:03,296 --> 01:11:05,799 I'm warning you. 711 01:11:05,799 --> 01:11:07,934 Enough. 712 01:11:07,934 --> 01:11:11,738 Don't they need you back in your squalid little city? 713 01:11:11,738 --> 01:11:16,710 They never did find the Joker's body, did they? 714 01:11:21,348 --> 01:11:23,249 Punk. 715 01:11:37,831 --> 01:11:40,330 Bang.