1 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:18,918 BARBARA: First of all, 2 00:00:19,119 --> 00:00:22,589 I realize this is probably not how you thought the story would start, 3 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,924 not with a big shiny moon 4 00:00:25,910 --> 00:00:27,994 or a city that could look stunning in spite of itself. 5 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:30,630 Or me. 6 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,101 But I wanted you to know that before the horror began, 7 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,637 before it all came crashing down, 8 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:40,907 there was a time when capes and cowls and fighting crime 9 00:00:41,740 --> 00:00:42,676 really was exciting. 10 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,624 I'd been with Batman for almost three years. 11 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:01,461 That night my father signaled for him, so something was up. 12 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:06,320 (BEEPING) 13 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,836 I tend to stay out of these discussions. 14 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,500 I mean, why push my luck 15 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:16,242 - BATMAN ON RADIO: You there - Yeah. 16 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:18,178 We've got a robbery. 17 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:20,780 (POLICE SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE) 18 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,254 Bloody son of a... 19 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:31,124 You act like you've never been in a police chase before. 20 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:32,826 - Take the next left. - Here 21 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:34,527 Here. 22 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:37,230 (TIRES SCREECHING) 23 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:41,768 We've got to lose the truck. 24 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,370 Let's lose the cops instead, okay 25 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:48,575 (SCREAMING) 26 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,556 (TIRES SCREECHING) 27 00:02:06,726 --> 00:02:08,862 This is going to be a night to remember. 28 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:10,300 (GASPS) 29 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:12,432 Fricking A 30 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,201 (BEEPING) 31 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:16,870 Caution, falling debris. 32 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:21,508 (MEN COUGHING) 33 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:25,780 (BEEPS) 34 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,840 (TIRES SCREECHING) 35 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,880 Okay, we lose the truck. 36 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:37,857 (HISSING) 37 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:48,601 (THUD) 38 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:49,836 (TIRES SCREECHING) 39 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:51,304 (GUNFIRE) 40 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:58,511 (GROANS) 41 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,191 (GROANS) 42 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:16,596 You really want to turn a robbery into a murder 43 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:18,565 You see another way out of this 44 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:21,340 BATGIRL: I know you're in a bad spot. 45 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,337 But there's bad and then there's worse. 46 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:25,939 (ENGINE REVVING) 47 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:27,307 (GRUNTS) 48 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:29,209 Like that. 49 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:31,611 Negotiating 50 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:32,912 He wasn't going to hurt me. 51 00:03:33,790 --> 00:03:34,280 Did he know that 52 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:37,117 Sometimes, you have to have a little faith. 53 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:40,787 What happened to the drivers 54 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,288 They got away. 55 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:43,623 But the night's still young. 56 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:45,892 (GASPS) 57 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,361 I'm going to need some alone time. 58 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:51,231 Oh, sure, yeah. 59 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,999 (MAN GROANING) 60 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,602 - Maybe I'll see you... - (MAN SCREAMING) 61 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,270 Later. 62 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,316 It's a lot of photos. 63 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:13,553 My uncle's big on family, even the ones he's hit. 64 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:20,160 His Holiness is expecting us. 65 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:25,465 Get the hell in here. 66 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,403 It's all over the news. 67 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,674 - (REMOTE CONTROL CLICKING) - Every channel. 68 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:39,279 What can I tell you Batgirl's hot. 69 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:41,681 - (GASPS) - Don't get smart. 70 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:42,949 (GROANS) 71 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:45,385 I lost four men yesterday. 72 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:46,886 Four idiots. 73 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:49,856 They said they could knock out the tracker on the armored car. 74 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:52,359 I don't think they could plug a computer in their . 75 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,160 Do I care 76 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:57,197 I'm out 100 grand, thanks to your frigging fiasco. 77 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:58,732 And what do I get for it 78 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:01,868 The Bat and his breathing down my neck. 79 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:07,574 Bottom line, you're going to give me my money back, nephew, every cent. 80 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:13,130 Otherwise you're going to become a very distant relative, very soon. 81 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:14,214 Capisce 82 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,284 Okay, unc, whatever you say. 83 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:24,758 Darker men, huh 84 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:26,192 Barbara, why didn't you tell me 85 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:27,927 I have a cousin who's a defense attorney. 86 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:30,630 Ooh, Reese, not that dark. 87 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,632 (SING-SONG) He's single. 88 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,567 Well, that lightens him up a bit, doesn't it 89 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:35,902 Babs, girl, 90 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:38,405 (STAMMERS) I do not understand why you're having fishing troubles 91 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,240 when we are in the middle of a lake. 92 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,343 What do these guys have to do to get your attention 93 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,311 Steal a book 94 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,981 It just so happens I'm involved with someone. 95 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:50,283 Sort of, kind of. 96 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:52,285 - That serious, huh - (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 97 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:53,453 What are you doing 98 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,989 My dad's department has been setting up city cams. 99 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,590 I've been helping with the program. 100 00:05:57,757 --> 00:06:00,760 It's amazing. You can view half of Gotham from your computer. 101 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,328 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 102 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:10,103 (COMPUTER TRILLING) 103 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:15,809 Looks like a bad boy, just your type. 104 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:29,956 (BEEPING) 105 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:43,360 LONNY: Jesus, Paris, a friggin' fortune in the middle of some dump. 106 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:44,237 It's ridiculous. 107 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,139 It used to be a bank. 108 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:49,750 The same family's owned this building since 1929. 109 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,177 - Which family - My uncle's. 110 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,380 You are bloody crazy. 111 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:54,581 You sound pissed. 112 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:57,450 - No, I sound freaked the "F" out. - I'm not. 113 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:00,200 And that's freaking me, too. 114 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,456 My uncle's a dinosaur, Lonny. 115 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:06,693 By the time he finds out what we've done, he'll be extinct. 116 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,128 (WHIZZING) 117 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,631 BATGIRL: No withdrawals today, boys. 118 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,133 Bloody hell, it's her 119 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,300 Batgirl, I am impressed. 120 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:19,390 Where's your overbearing boyfriend 121 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:20,473 He's not my boyfriend. 122 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,476 Then maybe I have a chance. 123 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:25,450 What are you doing 124 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:26,680 - I want to meet her. - (LOUD THUD) 125 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:35,555 (YELLS) 126 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,325 - (GUNSHOT) - (GRUNTS) 127 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:42,362 (SLOW CLAPPING) 128 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:44,831 Awesome. 129 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:47,901 (NECK CRACKS) 130 00:07:48,340 --> 00:07:49,369 I don't want to have to hurt you. 131 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:52,105 Why should you be different from all the other girls 132 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:54,207 (GRUNTING) 133 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:55,675 (YELLS) 134 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:57,444 (BOTH GRUNTING) 135 00:07:58,778 --> 00:07:59,846 It's like a dance. 136 00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:01,214 Yeah, right. 137 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:03,750 (GRUNTING) 138 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,720 Too bad we can't sit this one out. 139 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,550 I don't waste my time with punk amateurs. 140 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,791 Oh, baby, I think you've misjudged me. 141 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,394 (GROANS) 142 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,534 (VOICE ECHOING) Smells like cherries, huh 143 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:25,805 You've got maybe 10 seconds to bedtime, baby. 144 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:27,941 (GROANING) 145 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:31,211 You'll never make it to the door, Batgirl. 146 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,490 (SCOFFS) Smart girl. 147 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,417 (GROANS) 148 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:39,886 She's taking a nap. Let's grab the money. 149 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,560 (SIREN BLARES) 150 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,558 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 151 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,177 Thanks. 152 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:06,279 How long was I out 153 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,480 A few minutes. 154 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,417 Apparently, I got there right after they left. 155 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,653 You should've waited for me. 156 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:14,954 They were on their way out. 157 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,690 I had to do something. 158 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,593 His name is Paris, Paris Franz. 159 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,295 (COUGHS) You're kidding 160 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:25,665 I guess not. 161 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:28,168 Your father gave me his file. 162 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:31,671 He's a nasty combination of narcissist and sociopath. 163 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:34,574 He'll have you smiling right up to the moment he cuts your throat. 164 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:38,110 I haven't had to deal with his type of crazy in a while. 165 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:40,313 I don't want you to, either. 166 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,248 What are you saying 167 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,150 Don't go near him without me. 168 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,386 - Excuse me - No matter what. 169 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,321 We're not exactly attached at the hip. 170 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,556 We are on this. 171 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,192 You want to work with me, you do what I say. 172 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:55,295 And that's it You speak and the words are law 173 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:56,763 Yes. 174 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,369 REESE: Let me understand. 175 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,771 You're seeing a guy, but not really dating. 176 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,840 - Right. - In a yoga cl. 177 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:08,141 Basically. 178 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,876 He's, like, the instructor 179 00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:11,770 Right. 180 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,712 And he's making demands 181 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:15,682 He's always been controlling, usually I'm okay with it. 182 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,500 God, no 183 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,119 And you're into him because... 184 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,355 Because of the yoga. 185 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:24,570 I like the yoga. 186 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,992 So, find another cl. 187 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:29,229 There is no other cl, Reese. This is it. 188 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,397 And I'm good. 189 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:33,566 He won't say it, but I'm the best damn student he ever had. 190 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:36,202 So, if he's going to start making decisions based on emotions 191 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,837 of which he has zero, 192 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,400 then I think we've got a problem 193 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:45,780 And they say the gay scene is complicated. (SCOFFS) What 194 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,291 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 195 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,860 So, how long are we going to be here 196 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,290 I thought you Brits liked the salt air. 197 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,299 I don't like all that money sitting under a friggin' sink. 198 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,802 - Feed it to the fish. - What 199 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:12,339 I just got access to every offshore account my uncle owns. 200 00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:14,341 And she called me an amateur. 201 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,542 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 202 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,349 PARIS: Who is it 203 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,483 It's your uncle. 204 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:24,651 (GUNSHOT) 205 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,121 - (GUNFIRE) - (GROANS) 206 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,895 - (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) - (PANTING) 207 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:37,163 How do we get out 208 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,650 You're looking at it. 209 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,342 (BEEPING) 210 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,220 (MOTOR REVVING) 211 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,675 Batgirl, I'm afraid I didn't get your number. 212 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:25,245 So I'm sending this video to the police to give to you. 213 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,347 They've got to be good for something. 214 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,216 You may have heard that I've come into some family money. 215 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,818 I told you I'm no punk. 216 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:34,587 In fact, I got you a gift. 217 00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:38,291 Something special for my special girl. 218 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:41,928 Just go back to where we met. You'll see. 219 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,666 - Cute. - It's not cute. It's a trick. 220 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,935 I know, but it is a little flattering. 221 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,737 No, he doesn't know you. 222 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,405 He's objectified you. 223 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,809 When a criminal gets personal like that, it's bad news. 224 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,911 You're off this one. 225 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,780 - What - I don't want you on this case. 226 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,751 At all So he likes me, we can use that. 227 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,252 He's not afraid of you. 228 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,987 I want him nervous. 229 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,258 The place you met was at that warehouse, right 230 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,127 Yeah. Where are you going 231 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,963 Your father and his men are already canving the place. 232 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,465 I'll let you know what we find. 233 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,433 Hold on, we're not done. 234 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,969 - No, wait. Wait - (ENGINE REVVING) 235 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,921 (TIRES SCREECHING) 236 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,131 (TIRES SCREECHING) 237 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:53,967 (ENGINE REVVING) 238 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,337 Hey 239 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,539 Is this the gift 240 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,541 'Cause I thought I was a little more special. 241 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,176 You are, baby. 242 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,645 But the real gift's somewhere else. 243 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,810 Girls like scavenger hunts, don't they 244 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,183 Is this going to take long 245 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,922 PARIS: Careful getting in. 246 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,790 I don't own this place yet. 247 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,337 You're getting hot, hotter. 248 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,707 Whoa, you might have to call the fire department. 249 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,956 - Where's the gift - Come on, look around. 250 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,724 You're the girl detective. 251 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,435 (BATGIRL GRUNTS) 252 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,141 For you, my love. 253 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,842 Do you realize what you've done 254 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:44,911 He was the biggest boss in Gotham. 255 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,800 He was an artifact. 256 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,883 He went out with phone booths and the porkpie hat. 257 00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:52,520 I'm the next evolution, baby. 258 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,922 Today, it's all about brains and nerve and tech. 259 00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:57,691 That's how I got his money 260 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,292 and that's how I'm going to get you. 261 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,528 - MAN: Boss, you okay in there - (DOORKNOB RATTLING) 262 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:03,830 - You might have to get in line. - MAN: Break it down. 263 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:09,869 (GROANS) 264 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,372 (GROANS) 265 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,714 (GRUNTING) 266 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,215 (GROANS) 267 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,451 (PANTING) 268 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,655 (GRUNTS) 269 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,996 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 270 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,808 (MEN GROANING) 271 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,627 BATMAN: You let him play you. 272 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:11,640 He thinks he knows you, like there's some kind of relationship going. 273 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,330 He led you like a lap dog. 274 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,101 Bull, I knew what I was doing. 275 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,137 I was on the hunt, same as you. 276 00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,406 No, you were trying to prove something. 277 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,575 You let your ego cloud your judgment. You should've listened to me. 278 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,178 - I thought we were partners. - We are. 279 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,281 But we're not equals, not even close. 280 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,684 You sanctimonious, self-righteous... 281 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,919 You're not in it like I am, Barbara. 282 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,789 It's still a game for you, it's still a thrill. 283 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,524 You haven't been taken to the edge yet. 284 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,920 The edge of what 285 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,694 The abyss, 286 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,896 the place where you don't care anymore. 287 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,631 Where all hope dies. 288 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,538 We're done here. You're off the case. 289 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,239 No This isn't over. 290 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,975 You can't dismiss me with some metaphysical BS. 291 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,544 Why are you doing this 292 00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:59,379 - I told you. - Uh-uh. 293 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,582 We've been up against worse threats than Paris Franz. 294 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,851 This isn't about me, it's about us. 295 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:07,954 It's about you getting protective and sitting in judgment. 296 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,723 I won't have it 297 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,458 Then get out. 298 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:15,962 How dare you 299 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,265 I'm in this because of you I did what you wanted. 300 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,533 I made it work 301 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,102 (GRUNTING) 302 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,110 (BATMAN GROANS) 303 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,679 (BOTH GRUNTING) 304 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:33,980 (PANTING) 305 00:19:00,774 --> 00:19:02,809 So, you and yoga guy 306 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,245 Yeah, a few nights ago. 307 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,947 Girl, you've been holding out. How was it 308 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:13,860 - Not so good - No, it was fantastic... 309 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,889 Like fireworks. 310 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,570 Yeah 311 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,392 Except he's been avoiding me. 312 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,494 At least, I think he is. 313 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,729 We haven't talked. 314 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,970 I've been to that dance. 315 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,801 Maybe it was too soon, even after all this time. 316 00:19:28,802 --> 00:19:31,805 Talk to him, Babs. Some guys need a period of adjustment. 317 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,174 They get nervous about commitment. 318 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,508 He's only human, right 319 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,949 (REPORTER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 320 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,386 REPORTER: In local news, the city is bracing for gang wars 321 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:50,123 following the murder of crime boss, Carlos Francesco, Saturday. 322 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,526 At the same time, the manhunt goes on for Parry Francesco, 323 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,262 aka Paris Franz, the murder suspect. 324 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:57,997 Said Detective Harvey Bullock, 325 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,300 "It's like he's fallen off the face of the Earth... " 326 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,835 From your lips, Harvey. 327 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,837 (REPORTER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 328 00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:08,341 But I tried to be what you want. 329 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,943 You're not listening to me, Debbie. 330 00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:13,413 So damn clingy. I feel trapped, like I can't move. 331 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,115 I need space. 332 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,783 Hey, hey, hey 333 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,585 (MAN GROANS) 334 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,388 There... Space. 335 00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:31,640 (BIRDS COOING) 336 00:20:41,141 --> 00:20:43,430 So, what do you think 337 00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:45,278 Is it worth a shot 338 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,649 I'm doing it, anyway. 339 00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:58,925 (RADIO BUZZING) 340 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,702 Hey. 341 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:13,573 Hi, nothing on cable tonight, so I thought I'd get out and get some exercise. 342 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:16,420 Tell me, how's Paris these days 343 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:17,410 He's on the move. 344 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,613 We got a tip he might be hiding out at the docks. 345 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,820 That's where I am right now. 346 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,886 That wouldn't be an invitation, would it 347 00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:28,540 No. 348 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,856 I was just kidding, 349 00:21:30,230 --> 00:21:31,324 but I'm not that far away. 350 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,492 No. 351 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,295 But what about after you get him What then 352 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,431 Are we back in business 353 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,136 Oh, come on 354 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,504 We'll talk later. 355 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,139 It doesn't have to mean anything. 356 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:47,941 It's not like we have to care, I don't care. 357 00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:51,211 You don't care. We just go back like it was. That's all. 358 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:52,679 Please. 359 00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:54,814 Later. 360 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:12,665 (GROANS) 361 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:22,442 Bang on, mate 362 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,581 (BEEPING) 363 00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,417 (GROANING) 364 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,460 (GRUNTING) 365 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:46,866 (WHISTLES) 366 00:22:56,309 --> 00:22:57,977 (GROANING IN PAIN) 367 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,883 (GROANING) 368 00:23:21,134 --> 00:23:22,369 Take the other side. 369 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,171 (GROANS) 370 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,490 (TIRES SCREECH) 371 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,862 (GROANS) 372 00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:50,630 (SCREAMING) 373 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,335 (GROANING) 374 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,400 Alone at last. 375 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,175 (BOTH GRUNTING) 376 00:24:09,983 --> 00:24:13,653 Selfish, foul, piece of garbage 377 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,455 You ruined everything 378 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,458 Must be that time of the month. 379 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,493 (GROANING) 380 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:23,296 (BATGIRL GRUNTING) 381 00:24:33,373 --> 00:24:35,108 - (GRUNTING) - (GROANING) 382 00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:37,210 (PANTING) 383 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:40,814 (GASPS) 384 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:49,989 (PARIS WHEEZING) 385 00:24:59,432 --> 00:25:01,234 (SIRENS APPROACHING) 386 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:24,570 Thanks to Batman, Franz was taken into police custody, 387 00:25:24,224 --> 00:25:26,426 ending an intensive city-wide search. 388 00:25:27,227 --> 00:25:30,463 This was the scene earlier today as he was taken into arraignment. 389 00:25:31,531 --> 00:25:33,833 Love you, Batgirl. Love you. 390 00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:51,584 Batgirl. 391 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,221 Close. 392 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,627 I thought I'd save you the trouble of ending this. 393 00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:04,431 There's some stuff you might want back. 394 00:26:05,498 --> 00:26:08,168 Can't have smoke bombs exploding in the apartment. 395 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,470 I'm sorry, it's just that... 396 00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:13,673 I get it. It's one thing to protect the city, 397 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,209 another when it narrows down to one person. 398 00:26:17,510 --> 00:26:19,120 Someone you really care about. 399 00:26:21,715 --> 00:26:23,616 I'll find some way to fill my time. 400 00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:26,853 It's just as well, you know. 401 00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:30,957 I saw that abyss you spoke about, 402 00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:34,940 very scary, but so tempting. 403 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:36,930 I don't know how you resist it. 404 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:41,835 I don't think it's humanly possible after a while. 405 00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:44,871 Be careful. 406 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:50,577 BARBARA: And that was that. 407 00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:54,147 Oh, I'd see him again, but never as Batgirl. 408 00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:56,182 I really was done with that part of my life. 409 00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:59,486 A week later, it wouldn't matter anyway. 410 00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:01,554 A terrible storm was moving in 411 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:03,757 and we'd all be in for it by then. 412 00:27:18,872 --> 00:27:20,874 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 413 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,475 Hell of a night, huh 414 00:27:55,642 --> 00:27:58,144 What makes it different from any other night in Gotham 415 00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:01,614 Nothing, nothing at all, I suppose. 416 00:28:02,315 --> 00:28:05,919 Commissioner Gordon, uh, he thought you might like to see this. 417 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:10,256 - That's an interesting choice of words. - Come again 418 00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:12,425 Why would I "like" to see this 419 00:28:12,692 --> 00:28:13,693 Huh. 420 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,230 Well, I guess "need" would have been better for you, right 421 00:28:17,731 --> 00:28:19,799 Coroner came and gave things the eyeball. 422 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:23,269 Says these poor saps died probably three years ago. 423 00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:25,472 Died 424 00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:29,576 Well, we won't know for sure if they was murdered till after the autopsies. 425 00:28:29,843 --> 00:28:31,211 They were murdered. 426 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,346 What do you make of this 427 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:35,682 What do I make (SIGHS) 428 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:39,419 Well, three years ago was that dentists' convention. 429 00:28:39,586 --> 00:28:42,689 The one where a handful of conventioneers never returned home, 430 00:28:43,230 --> 00:28:44,570 just went missing. 431 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:46,793 Emptied out their bank accounts and disappeared. 432 00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:49,295 I think we're standing in the mouth of that. 433 00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:52,365 (CHUCKLES) It's an interesting choice of words, huh 434 00:28:53,867 --> 00:28:55,835 BATMAN: Tell Gordon I'd like to talk to him. 435 00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:59,506 Well, I would, but tonight's his father-daughter night 436 00:28:59,673 --> 00:29:00,740 and you know he doesn't... 437 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:02,800 Have to be there. 438 00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:04,210 Tell Gordon I need to talk... 439 00:29:04,611 --> 00:29:05,612 To him. 440 00:29:12,552 --> 00:29:13,987 (PANTING) 441 00:29:30,670 --> 00:29:31,871 (GRUNTS) 442 00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:33,707 (EXHALES) 443 00:29:41,348 --> 00:29:42,849 (PHONE RINGING) 444 00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:49,189 - Hello - GORDON: Barbara, it's Dad. 445 00:29:49,356 --> 00:29:50,857 Oh, hi, Dad, how's your day 446 00:29:51,570 --> 00:29:52,559 Not over yet, unfortunately. 447 00:29:52,692 --> 00:29:54,627 I'm sorry, honey, but I won't be able to make it tonight. 448 00:29:54,661 --> 00:29:56,529 - Something's come up. - Are you all right 449 00:29:56,696 --> 00:29:58,732 I'm fine, there's nothing for you to worry about. 450 00:29:58,932 --> 00:30:00,533 A friend asked me for a favor. 451 00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:01,868 A friend 452 00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:04,504 Yes, honey, that friend. 453 00:30:05,572 --> 00:30:06,573 (TIRES SCREECH) 454 00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:25,291 You mind telling me what this is about 455 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:34,901 (SCRAPING) 456 00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:39,239 GORDON: Listen to me. 457 00:30:39,372 --> 00:30:41,708 He's been in custody for two years. 458 00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:43,710 If we can prove what we found today... 459 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:46,146 BATMAN: He'll confess. GORDON: He's insane. 460 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:48,448 It's a mistake to think you know what he'll do. 461 00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:54,888 I'm not here because of what was found today. 462 00:30:56,189 --> 00:30:57,457 (KEYS JANGLING) 463 00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:01,261 I'm here because I need to be. 464 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:13,907 Hello, I want to talk. 465 00:31:20,113 --> 00:31:23,450 I've been thinking lately about you, you and me. 466 00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:25,685 About how this is going to end. 467 00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:27,954 About who will end up killing who. 468 00:31:30,423 --> 00:31:33,927 Perhaps, you'll kill me, perhaps I'll kill you, 469 00:31:34,427 --> 00:31:39,650 perhaps sooner, perhaps later, you know that, don't you 470 00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:45,672 I just, I need to know, 471 00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:47,907 for when that time comes, 472 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,177 that I'd made a genuine attempt to talk things over, 473 00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:55,215 to try and avert the inevitable, just once. 474 00:31:57,951 --> 00:32:00,854 Listen to me, this is life and death, 475 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:02,789 mine or yours. 476 00:32:03,230 --> 00:32:07,270 Our relationship, it's fatal. I don't want your murder on my... 477 00:32:11,531 --> 00:32:13,867 (GASPS) Hey, wait a minute. I've got rights. 478 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,835 You ain't allowed to touch me 479 00:32:16,836 --> 00:32:18,271 Where is he 480 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:20,600 Do you realize what you've set free 481 00:32:20,173 --> 00:32:23,643 What it's capable of Do you have any idea 482 00:32:24,770 --> 00:32:25,145 Where is he 483 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:27,947 - Dear God, open that door - IMPOSTOR: (WHIMPERING) Get off of me 484 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:29,582 What do you think you're doing 485 00:32:29,749 --> 00:32:31,484 You know the laws about mistreating inmates. 486 00:32:31,651 --> 00:32:33,687 If you harm one hair on his head... 487 00:32:35,388 --> 00:32:38,124 Now, you stinking little stain 488 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:41,394 I'm going to ask you politely, one last time. 489 00:32:41,561 --> 00:32:42,729 Where is he 490 00:32:44,197 --> 00:32:45,732 CARNY OWNER: Ah, there you are. 491 00:32:46,499 --> 00:32:48,668 So, had enough time to look over the property 492 00:32:49,350 --> 00:32:50,570 It's what you're looking for 493 00:32:50,837 --> 00:32:54,107 Well, it's garish, ugly and smells like piss. 494 00:32:54,274 --> 00:32:58,440 Can't quite make out whether it's bums or rats, but it's piss. 495 00:32:58,211 --> 00:33:01,247 I'm a connoisseur when it comes to eau de toilette. 496 00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:02,916 As for the rides, 497 00:33:03,830 --> 00:33:08,540 any innocent little child getting on one could be maimed or worse. 498 00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:12,920 So you don't like it 499 00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:14,194 Don't like it 500 00:33:14,394 --> 00:33:16,896 I'm crazy for it (CHUCKLES) 501 00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:19,990 Okay, okay, that's great. 502 00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:23,636 So the price, with what you've mentioned, we can negotiate. 503 00:33:24,104 --> 00:33:27,774 No need to, sure your price is steep, but as I look around, 504 00:33:27,974 --> 00:33:30,977 all I can see is I'll be making a killing. 505 00:33:31,611 --> 00:33:33,813 And money Not a problem. 506 00:33:34,748 --> 00:33:36,850 How'd it go Did they like your act 507 00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:39,819 Well, they, uh... 508 00:33:40,530 --> 00:33:41,788 They said they might call me. 509 00:33:42,822 --> 00:33:44,858 I got nervous and blew a punch line. 510 00:33:46,893 --> 00:33:47,894 Oh. 511 00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:49,729 What do you mean, "Oh" 512 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:51,998 I didn't mean anything. 513 00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:56,136 Yes, you did, the way you said "oh" like that. 514 00:33:56,403 --> 00:33:57,971 Jesus, all I said was... 515 00:33:58,138 --> 00:33:59,272 You said, "Oh." 516 00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:01,700 As in, "Oh, so you didn't get the job" 517 00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:02,442 As in, "Oh, I should've known" 518 00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:04,878 As in, "Oh, so how are we going to feed our baby" 519 00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:07,347 You think I'm not worried about that 520 00:34:07,647 --> 00:34:09,916 You think it's all a big joke to me 521 00:34:10,150 --> 00:34:12,519 I have to go up on stage 522 00:34:12,686 --> 00:34:15,121 and nobody laughs. 523 00:34:15,288 --> 00:34:17,230 And you think I don't care. 524 00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:19,826 You think, you think... (CRYING) 525 00:34:20,927 --> 00:34:23,997 Oh, God Oh, God I'm sorry 526 00:34:24,964 --> 00:34:26,933 I don't mean to take this out on you. 527 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:28,735 You're suffering enough, 528 00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:30,770 being married to a loser. 529 00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:34,474 - Honey, that's not... - Yes, it is true. 530 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,810 I can't support you. 531 00:34:37,177 --> 00:34:38,211 Oh, Jeannie. 532 00:34:38,778 --> 00:34:40,180 Shh. It'll be okay. 533 00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:42,682 The baby won't be here for another three months. 534 00:34:42,849 --> 00:34:45,418 Mrs. Berkis will let us slide on the rent a little longer, 535 00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:47,220 she feels sorry for me. 536 00:34:47,821 --> 00:34:49,456 She hates me. 537 00:34:49,689 --> 00:34:54,600 She comes out in the hallway to scowl at me every time I take the stairs. 538 00:34:54,728 --> 00:34:57,731 That smell like cat litter and old people. 539 00:34:58,698 --> 00:35:02,168 I've just got to get you out of here before the baby comes. 540 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,174 All I need is enough money to get us set up in a decent neighborhood. 541 00:35:08,341 --> 00:35:09,376 For crying out loud, 542 00:35:09,576 --> 00:35:12,379 there are girls on the street who earn that in a weekend 543 00:35:12,746 --> 00:35:15,215 without having to tell a single joke 544 00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:16,983 or blow a punch line. 545 00:35:17,150 --> 00:35:18,718 (LAUGHS) 546 00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:21,588 Come here and stop worrying about us. 547 00:35:21,888 --> 00:35:24,324 I love you, job or no job. 548 00:35:24,524 --> 00:35:26,960 You're good in the sack and you make me laugh. 549 00:35:28,862 --> 00:35:30,430 CARNY OWNER: Let me tell you something. 550 00:35:30,463 --> 00:35:32,499 You ain't going to regret buying this place. 551 00:35:32,699 --> 00:35:34,300 It ain't as bad as it looks. 552 00:35:34,734 --> 00:35:36,569 I hope you're wrong about that. 553 00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:39,390 Come on, a little spit and polish, 554 00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:41,241 you'll have yourself one hell of a carnival. 555 00:35:41,608 --> 00:35:43,243 (CHUCKLES) Oh, you are so right, 556 00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:46,790 and thanks to your smooth salesmanship 557 00:35:46,246 --> 00:35:50,250 and your silver tongue, I'm completely sold. 558 00:35:50,417 --> 00:35:51,785 Let's shake on it. 559 00:35:52,180 --> 00:35:54,200 Sure, sure, it's my privilege. 560 00:35:54,187 --> 00:35:56,723 Yes, yes, it is. 561 00:35:58,425 --> 00:35:59,626 Who are they 562 00:35:59,793 --> 00:36:02,595 Spit and Polish, my attorneys. 563 00:36:02,762 --> 00:36:05,765 They persuaded your partner to sign over the deed about an hour ago. 564 00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:08,680 The property's already mine. 565 00:36:08,668 --> 00:36:11,638 I can see that you're happy about that. 566 00:36:11,805 --> 00:36:13,239 Now, I must dash. 567 00:36:13,406 --> 00:36:16,242 There's equipment to rent, plus workers to hire, 568 00:36:16,409 --> 00:36:19,245 and of course, I need to secure my main attraction. 569 00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:21,548 Uh, do feel free to stick around. 570 00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:49,843 Your refreshments, Master Bruce. 571 00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:52,746 Well, then, sir, 572 00:36:52,912 --> 00:36:55,949 do you need my further istance or should I just go away 573 00:36:56,149 --> 00:36:57,484 That'll be fine. 574 00:36:57,650 --> 00:37:00,253 Trying to figure out what he intends to do. 575 00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:02,389 It's almost impossible. 576 00:37:02,522 --> 00:37:05,492 Excuse me if I find that comforting, sir. 577 00:37:05,692 --> 00:37:06,960 I don't know him, Alfred. 578 00:37:07,427 --> 00:37:11,464 All these years and I don't know who he is any more than he knows who I am. 579 00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:13,366 Are you sure of that 580 00:37:13,767 --> 00:37:14,768 What do you mean 581 00:37:14,934 --> 00:37:17,303 I mean don't underestimate him. 582 00:37:18,171 --> 00:37:21,741 I don't and neither should he underestimate me. 583 00:37:23,643 --> 00:37:25,845 You can't save everyone, sir. 584 00:37:30,216 --> 00:37:31,418 He drives me. 585 00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:35,121 How can two people hate so much without knowing each other 586 00:37:37,691 --> 00:37:43,763 I hate this. Whenever we jail him, I pray, "Please, God, just keep him there." 587 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:45,398 And then when he escapes, it's, 588 00:37:45,565 --> 00:37:48,340 "Please don't let him do something too awful this time." 589 00:37:48,201 --> 00:37:49,202 I hate it. 590 00:37:49,369 --> 00:37:52,772 Dad, just once, could you leave your work at the office and relax 591 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:54,741 I made you some cocoa. 592 00:37:55,975 --> 00:37:58,745 Thanks, but tonight I could use something a little stiffer. 593 00:38:00,213 --> 00:38:02,449 You know, I found that Catwoman scrapbook you couldn't. 594 00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:04,217 It was behind the wardrobe. 595 00:38:05,752 --> 00:38:08,455 You really ought to let me work out a filing system for you, 596 00:38:08,722 --> 00:38:10,457 something like we use at the library. 597 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:12,692 GORDON: Mmm-hmm. 598 00:38:13,626 --> 00:38:14,761 Oh, look. 599 00:38:14,928 --> 00:38:17,530 You've got paste squidging out, don't get it on your pants. 600 00:38:17,697 --> 00:38:20,100 Barbara, I swear, you're fussier than your mother was. 601 00:38:20,266 --> 00:38:21,434 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 602 00:38:21,601 --> 00:38:23,370 That must be Colleen. She's early. 603 00:38:23,536 --> 00:38:24,671 We're going to work out. 604 00:38:24,904 --> 00:38:26,539 You'll have to entertain her while I get ready. 605 00:38:26,573 --> 00:38:29,776 (CHUCKLES) Look at this one. First time they met. 606 00:38:29,943 --> 00:38:32,779 He was just robbing banks then. Remember 607 00:38:32,946 --> 00:38:36,490 What I remember is you describing his white face and green hair. 608 00:38:36,216 --> 00:38:38,351 I was just a kid, scared the hell out of me. 609 00:38:38,585 --> 00:38:40,860 GORDON: I thought you'd be interested. 610 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,323 Yeah, well, I had some really interesting nightmares. 611 00:38:52,966 --> 00:38:53,967 (GUNSHOT) 612 00:38:55,602 --> 00:38:57,300 (INAUDIBLE) 613 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:01,541 Barbara 614 00:39:01,741 --> 00:39:03,143 (GROANING) 615 00:39:04,144 --> 00:39:06,579 JOKER: I wouldn't worry yet, if I were you. 616 00:39:06,746 --> 00:39:08,982 It's just a psychological manifestation, 617 00:39:09,149 --> 00:39:10,984 common among librarians. 618 00:39:11,151 --> 00:39:13,486 She thinks she's a coffee table edition, 619 00:39:13,653 --> 00:39:16,556 though I can't say much for this volume's condition. 620 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:18,825 I mean there's a hole in the jacket 621 00:39:18,992 --> 00:39:21,928 and the spine appears to be damaged. 622 00:39:22,429 --> 00:39:24,297 You scum, I'll... 623 00:39:24,497 --> 00:39:25,498 (GROANS) 624 00:39:26,766 --> 00:39:27,767 Will you 625 00:39:27,934 --> 00:39:30,970 Refreshing to hear, not by the book. 626 00:39:31,137 --> 00:39:35,575 Speaking of which, this one won't be walking off the shelf anytime soon. 627 00:39:35,742 --> 00:39:39,346 In fact, the idea of her walking anywhere seems remote. 628 00:39:39,512 --> 00:39:43,283 But then, that's always a problem with softbacks. 629 00:39:43,450 --> 00:39:44,651 (CLICKS TONGUE) Oh, God, 630 00:39:44,818 --> 00:39:48,210 literary discussions can get so dry, can't they 631 00:39:48,188 --> 00:39:52,359 Finish the Commissioner, take him where he needs to be and please, do be careful. 632 00:39:52,525 --> 00:39:55,695 After all, he is topping the bill. 633 00:39:57,163 --> 00:40:01,234 It really is a shame you'll miss your father's debut, Ms. Gordon. 634 00:40:02,335 --> 00:40:04,838 Sadly, our venue wasn't built 635 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:06,840 - for the disabled in mind. - (SOBBING) 636 00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:10,710 (GROANING) Why are you doing this 637 00:40:11,978 --> 00:40:13,680 To prove a point. 638 00:40:14,581 --> 00:40:16,160 Here's to crime. 639 00:40:21,421 --> 00:40:24,157 You see, I have a reason, a good one. 640 00:40:24,524 --> 00:40:26,292 I have to prove myself... 641 00:40:28,862 --> 00:40:30,930 As a husband and a father. 642 00:40:31,531 --> 00:40:35,502 I mean, well, this isn't the sort of thing I'd agree to do normally, 643 00:40:35,668 --> 00:40:37,504 without an important reason. 644 00:40:37,904 --> 00:40:38,905 Of course. 645 00:40:39,406 --> 00:40:42,420 Did I ever tell you I started out as a lab istant 646 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:43,476 Of course, I did, right 647 00:40:43,710 --> 00:40:46,980 A good job, a real good job, but my heart wasn't in it. 648 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:51,351 So, I quit to be a comedian, to make people laugh 649 00:40:51,551 --> 00:40:53,620 because when they laugh, they feel good. 650 00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:56,156 The thing is... (SCOFFS) They didn't. 651 00:40:56,389 --> 00:40:57,590 Now I'm not feeling good. 652 00:40:57,791 --> 00:41:00,160 That's why I'm here, for one big score 653 00:41:00,326 --> 00:41:02,362 Hey, can you try and be cool 654 00:41:03,863 --> 00:41:07,400 Sorry, I usually don't drink at lunchtime. 655 00:41:07,567 --> 00:41:09,803 You're not lying when you say we'll get away with it 656 00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,771 Nobody will know I was involved 657 00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:14,407 Not to worry, friend. We'll take care of you. 658 00:41:14,574 --> 00:41:17,344 We need your help getting into that chemical plant you used to work in 659 00:41:17,410 --> 00:41:19,479 and into the playing card company next door. 660 00:41:19,713 --> 00:41:21,815 It's your expertise we appreciate. 661 00:41:21,981 --> 00:41:25,752 And to absolutely guarantee ain't nobody connects you to the robbery, 662 00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:29,222 you'll be wearing this. 663 00:41:30,924 --> 00:41:32,859 Wait a minute, 664 00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:34,928 I've seen that before in the papers. 665 00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:37,931 That's the Red Hood's mask. 666 00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:39,899 He raided that ice company last month. 667 00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:41,768 Smarten up, wise guy. 668 00:41:41,935 --> 00:41:43,503 There ain't no Red Hood. 669 00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:47,173 Just a bunch of guys like yourself and a mask. 670 00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:49,909 Right, the most valued member of the crew, 671 00:41:50,110 --> 00:41:52,579 he gets to wear it, no questions asked. 672 00:41:52,746 --> 00:41:54,180 'Cause he needs the... 673 00:41:54,347 --> 00:41:56,416 "He can't afford to be connected to the job 674 00:41:56,583 --> 00:41:59,386 "so he deserves additional anonymity." 675 00:41:59,552 --> 00:42:00,653 Merits it. 676 00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:04,257 Sure. That makes sense, right That's you. 677 00:42:04,424 --> 00:42:05,959 But there aren't any eye slits. 678 00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:07,460 How am I supposed to see 679 00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:09,662 Well, therein lies the beauty. 680 00:42:09,829 --> 00:42:12,799 Two-way mirrors, just like the cops use, huh 681 00:42:12,966 --> 00:42:16,603 I don't know, I don't know. 682 00:42:16,903 --> 00:42:18,605 That chemical plant... 683 00:42:18,772 --> 00:42:21,641 I quit 'cause it creeped me out. 684 00:42:21,808 --> 00:42:25,979 So grim and ugly, it was getting under my skin. 685 00:42:26,312 --> 00:42:28,248 But you know it like the back of your hand. 686 00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:29,516 Right. 687 00:42:29,683 --> 00:42:31,251 But this ain't about you, though. 688 00:42:31,818 --> 00:42:34,654 No. No, of course not. 689 00:42:34,988 --> 00:42:36,423 Just this once, 690 00:42:36,589 --> 00:42:38,258 then I can lead a proper life. 691 00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:39,559 Exactly. 692 00:42:39,793 --> 00:42:42,328 Can't make a nest without breaking a few eggs. 693 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:44,998 (CHUCKLES) That's funny. 694 00:42:45,331 --> 00:42:47,333 No, it's cliche. 695 00:42:47,867 --> 00:42:50,603 So, 11:00, Friday night, 696 00:42:51,538 --> 00:42:52,539 friend 697 00:42:53,473 --> 00:42:56,676 Starting Saturday morning, I'll be rich. 698 00:42:56,843 --> 00:43:00,460 Just trying to imagine that, my life, completely changed. 699 00:43:00,847 --> 00:43:02,682 Nothing will be the same... 700 00:43:04,217 --> 00:43:05,852 Not ever again. 701 00:43:15,295 --> 00:43:16,529 (POWERING UP) 702 00:43:26,406 --> 00:43:27,741 (MONITOR BEEPING) 703 00:43:58,505 --> 00:44:00,340 She'll never walk again. 704 00:44:00,974 --> 00:44:02,108 I'm sorry. 705 00:44:07,814 --> 00:44:11,818 Some woman found Ms. Gordon, name of Colleen Miles. 706 00:44:12,252 --> 00:44:16,823 She found the, uh, victim in a state of undress. 707 00:44:17,390 --> 00:44:18,591 Undress 708 00:44:19,459 --> 00:44:21,610 They didn't tell you 709 00:44:21,227 --> 00:44:22,529 Pretty sick, ain't it 710 00:44:24,964 --> 00:44:26,599 Leave us alone for a moment. 711 00:44:40,113 --> 00:44:43,249 Barbara, I don't know if you can hear me. 712 00:44:44,384 --> 00:44:45,385 BARBARA: Batman 713 00:44:46,986 --> 00:44:48,121 Batman. 714 00:44:55,362 --> 00:44:57,364 He took Dad, he... 715 00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:00,734 Oh, God I remember. 716 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,370 Barbara, take it easy. It's okay. 717 00:45:03,536 --> 00:45:05,138 No, no, it's not okay. 718 00:45:05,538 --> 00:45:07,574 He's taking it to the limit this time. 719 00:45:07,807 --> 00:45:10,100 You didn't see his eyes. 720 00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:12,979 He said he wanted to prove a point. 721 00:45:13,179 --> 00:45:15,281 Said Dad was top of the bill. 722 00:45:15,448 --> 00:45:18,251 What's he going to do What's he going to do to my father 723 00:45:19,686 --> 00:45:21,688 Huh What 724 00:45:22,422 --> 00:45:23,723 - Wait - Up 725 00:45:24,691 --> 00:45:26,760 Stop (SCREAMS) 726 00:45:26,926 --> 00:45:27,927 Up 727 00:45:28,294 --> 00:45:30,163 (GROANING) 728 00:45:33,666 --> 00:45:35,101 (ALL LAUGHING) 729 00:45:39,172 --> 00:45:40,173 GORDON: No, no 730 00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:41,975 Don't, please. 731 00:45:42,142 --> 00:45:43,710 Why are you doing this 732 00:45:44,544 --> 00:45:46,179 Where are you taking me 733 00:45:46,513 --> 00:45:47,480 - Down - What 734 00:45:47,647 --> 00:45:49,149 - Down - (GROANS) 735 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,119 Please, tell me what I'm doing here. 736 00:45:53,286 --> 00:45:54,788 Somebody 737 00:45:54,921 --> 00:45:56,560 JOKER: Doing 738 00:45:56,222 --> 00:46:00,600 You're doing what any sane man in your appalling circumstances would do. 739 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,195 You're going mad. 740 00:46:03,430 --> 00:46:05,498 I remember. 741 00:46:05,665 --> 00:46:07,867 JOKER: (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) I wouldn't do that. 742 00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:10,403 Remembering's dangerous. 743 00:46:10,570 --> 00:46:14,140 I find the past such a worrying, anxious place. 744 00:46:14,441 --> 00:46:17,877 Yes, memory is so treacherous. 745 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:22,782 One moment you're lost in a carnival of delight, childhood aromas, 746 00:46:22,949 --> 00:46:25,180 the flashing neon of puberty, 747 00:46:25,185 --> 00:46:28,221 all that sentimental candyfloss. 748 00:46:28,421 --> 00:46:32,692 The next, it takes you somewhere you don't want to be. 749 00:46:32,859 --> 00:46:34,928 Somewhere dark and cold, 750 00:46:35,128 --> 00:46:39,399 filled with damp, ambiguous-shaped things you'd rather forget. 751 00:46:39,899 --> 00:46:43,536 Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes. 752 00:46:43,937 --> 00:46:45,572 Like children, no 753 00:46:45,739 --> 00:46:47,140 (GIGGLING MANIACALLY) 754 00:46:47,307 --> 00:46:48,508 Barbara. 755 00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:49,909 (GRUNTS) 756 00:46:51,111 --> 00:46:53,146 But can we live without them 757 00:46:53,313 --> 00:46:55,682 Memories are what our reason is based on. 758 00:46:55,849 --> 00:46:58,785 If we deny them, we deny reason itself. 759 00:46:58,952 --> 00:47:01,721 Although, what's wrong with that, really 760 00:47:01,888 --> 00:47:05,910 It's not like we're contractually tied down to rationality. 761 00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:08,495 There is no sanity clause. 762 00:47:08,661 --> 00:47:10,630 So when you find yourself 763 00:47:10,230 --> 00:47:12,565 locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, 764 00:47:12,732 --> 00:47:16,369 headed for places in your past where the screaming is unavoidable... 765 00:47:16,536 --> 00:47:21,307 Remember this, there's always madness. 766 00:47:21,441 --> 00:47:23,777 You can just step outside, 767 00:47:23,977 --> 00:47:27,881 close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. 768 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,751 You can lock them away forever. 769 00:47:40,460 --> 00:47:42,162 THUG: So, everything's settled for tonight 770 00:47:43,263 --> 00:47:44,698 We can count on you 771 00:47:45,498 --> 00:47:47,567 Uh... Well, of course. 772 00:47:47,734 --> 00:47:49,536 It'd be crazy to back out now. 773 00:47:50,170 --> 00:47:53,390 I mean, the worst part, lying to Jeannie, that's done. 774 00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:55,408 She thinks I have a club engagement. 775 00:47:55,608 --> 00:47:57,977 No reason she shouldn't keep right on thinking that. 776 00:47:58,178 --> 00:48:01,548 Now, about tonight, wear a suit and a bow tie. 777 00:48:01,681 --> 00:48:04,651 It's kind of the trademark with this Red Hood business. 778 00:48:04,818 --> 00:48:07,253 It's what Jeannie will expect me to wear to the night club. 779 00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:08,722 Ah It's perfect. 780 00:48:11,624 --> 00:48:13,260 Excuse me, sir 781 00:48:13,193 --> 00:48:15,628 Could we speak to you outside for a moment 782 00:48:17,364 --> 00:48:20,934 Me But why I haven't, I mean, uh... 783 00:48:21,301 --> 00:48:22,869 It'll only take a moment, sir. 784 00:48:36,216 --> 00:48:37,584 (INAUDIBLE) 785 00:49:00,707 --> 00:49:02,742 Something you want to tell us, friend 786 00:49:04,177 --> 00:49:06,212 There was an accident this morning... 787 00:49:06,713 --> 00:49:08,448 Testing the baby bottle heater. 788 00:49:09,349 --> 00:49:13,253 An electrical short and my wife died. 789 00:49:15,522 --> 00:49:18,658 Gee, that's terrible. We're really sorry. 790 00:49:19,259 --> 00:49:22,620 The cops said it was a million-to-one shot accident. 791 00:49:22,495 --> 00:49:25,565 Said I should probably have another drink before I went to the hospital. 792 00:49:25,732 --> 00:49:26,900 And you should. 793 00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:30,637 Rough break, man, probably want to be alone, right 794 00:49:30,870 --> 00:49:31,938 That's cool. 795 00:49:32,138 --> 00:49:33,740 We'll see you back here tonight. 796 00:49:34,341 --> 00:49:35,408 Tonight 797 00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:37,177 I can't. 798 00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:39,412 There's no reason anymore. 799 00:49:39,579 --> 00:49:42,150 Jeannie's dead. 800 00:49:42,182 --> 00:49:45,850 Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry about your wife, 801 00:49:45,251 --> 00:49:48,540 but what's happening tonight, it's no little thing. 802 00:49:48,922 --> 00:49:52,759 And we can't ensure that anybody backing out remains healthy. 803 00:49:52,926 --> 00:49:55,995 - Uh, but... - No buts and no exceptions. 804 00:49:56,162 --> 00:49:59,990 Look, tomorrow you bury your old lady in luxury. 805 00:49:59,299 --> 00:50:01,201 Tonight, you're with us. 806 00:50:02,535 --> 00:50:04,204 Get the picture 807 00:50:24,657 --> 00:50:26,359 (GRUNTING) 808 00:50:26,926 --> 00:50:27,994 (YELLS) 809 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,632 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 810 00:50:34,901 --> 00:50:36,102 (GROANS) 811 00:50:36,336 --> 00:50:38,710 I'm going to count to 10. 812 00:50:38,371 --> 00:50:40,140 One, nine... 813 00:50:40,373 --> 00:50:42,509 I swear to God, man, he ain't been around. 814 00:50:42,776 --> 00:50:44,377 - (SCREAMS) - Swear to me 815 00:50:44,611 --> 00:50:46,479 You I swear to you. 816 00:50:46,646 --> 00:50:49,916 When he escapes, it ain't long till he comes around, recruiting, you know 817 00:50:50,183 --> 00:50:52,252 But not this time. Nobody's seen him. 818 00:50:53,253 --> 00:50:54,521 (GROANS) 819 00:50:59,893 --> 00:51:01,610 MAN: Yeah 820 00:51:02,295 --> 00:51:04,300 Step away from the door. 821 00:51:04,531 --> 00:51:05,732 Oh, shit. 822 00:51:06,433 --> 00:51:07,400 (MAN SCREAMS) 823 00:51:15,709 --> 00:51:17,544 (GRUNTING) 824 00:51:21,147 --> 00:51:22,282 (SCREAMS) 825 00:51:23,283 --> 00:51:24,451 You done 826 00:51:27,287 --> 00:51:30,457 - Yeah, I heard he got out again. - You heard 827 00:51:31,910 --> 00:51:32,225 Read. 828 00:51:32,826 --> 00:51:35,628 Calm down, I have no idea where he is 829 00:51:35,762 --> 00:51:37,964 or what in the hell he's got planned, trust me. 830 00:51:38,131 --> 00:51:39,599 I can't trust you. 831 00:51:39,833 --> 00:51:41,568 No, but believe me. 832 00:51:41,768 --> 00:51:44,571 If I knew anything, I'd tell you, honest. 833 00:51:44,771 --> 00:51:46,172 People in my, uh... 834 00:51:46,339 --> 00:51:47,640 Let's call it "line of work." 835 00:51:47,941 --> 00:51:49,900 Criminals. 836 00:51:49,175 --> 00:51:51,845 Yeah, we may be scared of you. 837 00:51:52,379 --> 00:51:53,947 We're terrified of him. 838 00:52:11,564 --> 00:52:13,767 Order in the court Order in the court 839 00:52:13,933 --> 00:52:15,402 I'll have ham on rye. 840 00:52:15,568 --> 00:52:17,700 (ALL GROAN IN DISGUST) 841 00:52:17,203 --> 00:52:20,206 It doesn't have to be good to be a clic. 842 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:24,377 So, Commissioner, I need your help. 843 00:52:24,544 --> 00:52:26,120 Is that why I'm here 844 00:52:26,179 --> 00:52:28,140 That's why you're here right now, 845 00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:31,618 like right now, as in this moment. 846 00:52:31,851 --> 00:52:34,521 Do me a favor and live in it, okay 847 00:52:34,688 --> 00:52:36,956 Anyway, me and my colleagues, we couldn't come up with 848 00:52:37,123 --> 00:52:39,459 one sound mind and body between us. 849 00:52:39,626 --> 00:52:42,950 So, we're counting on yours. 850 00:52:42,362 --> 00:52:45,465 What should be done with someone who has no regard for the law 851 00:52:45,632 --> 00:52:47,934 ALL: Yeah WOMAN: He's right. 852 00:52:48,101 --> 00:52:50,704 Someone who treats people like meat 853 00:52:51,137 --> 00:52:54,774 A man who has no problem brutalizing his fellow man to get his way. 854 00:52:54,941 --> 00:52:57,143 - Now, now. - What would you do to a man 855 00:52:57,310 --> 00:53:00,130 who breaks the laws you are sworn to uphold 856 00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:03,283 A monster who ignores everything you stand for 857 00:53:03,683 --> 00:53:06,860 Come on, is it that bad 858 00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:09,289 Yes, it is, and if it were up to me... 859 00:53:09,522 --> 00:53:10,757 Right now, it is. 860 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:13,590 I'd throw the book at him. 861 00:53:13,226 --> 00:53:14,461 ALL: (CHANTING) Throw the book 862 00:53:14,561 --> 00:53:17,797 Throw the book Throw the book Throw the book 863 00:53:21,601 --> 00:53:23,603 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 864 00:53:27,507 --> 00:53:31,177 What are you waiting for Throw it Throw it 865 00:53:31,611 --> 00:53:35,215 - (ALL CONTINUE CHANTING) - JOKER: Throw it Throw it 866 00:53:35,382 --> 00:53:36,649 Throw the book 867 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,654 Right on target. 868 00:53:41,821 --> 00:53:43,156 Truth is, Commissioner, 869 00:53:43,323 --> 00:53:46,860 the man on trial here, you consider your friend. 870 00:53:52,932 --> 00:53:55,101 WOMAN: Nope, which is funny. 871 00:53:55,268 --> 00:53:56,302 Funny 872 00:53:56,469 --> 00:53:59,390 Yeah, he usually comes around here, right away. 873 00:53:59,205 --> 00:54:00,640 Like before it's even on the news, 874 00:54:00,807 --> 00:54:02,976 he broke out of the nuthouse again, he's had a roll. 875 00:54:03,176 --> 00:54:06,146 You'd think the most important thing for him is to... 876 00:54:06,613 --> 00:54:07,814 What 877 00:54:08,748 --> 00:54:10,550 - (GIGGLING) - Have a good time. 878 00:54:10,884 --> 00:54:13,119 So, why do you think he hasn't been to visit 879 00:54:13,553 --> 00:54:14,521 I don't know. 880 00:54:14,688 --> 00:54:16,589 Maybe, he found himself another girl. 881 00:54:16,723 --> 00:54:18,625 Hey, somebody wants you. 882 00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:25,398 (WHIMPERING) 883 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,669 Uh-uh-uh. No fair hiding. 884 00:54:30,470 --> 00:54:31,738 (WHIMPERING) 885 00:54:33,373 --> 00:54:36,176 Ugh. Well, I'd see why. 886 00:54:36,343 --> 00:54:38,678 You don't look so good. 887 00:54:38,978 --> 00:54:42,282 Well, I don't blame you, not when that bowl of cherries some call life, 888 00:54:42,482 --> 00:54:45,285 turned out to be the pits of hell. (CHUCKLES) 889 00:54:45,618 --> 00:54:49,589 Perhaps, a song might bring a smile to your face. 890 00:54:54,427 --> 00:54:56,863 (SINGING) When the world is full of care 891 00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:59,599 And every headline screams despair 892 00:54:59,766 --> 00:55:05,205 When all is rape, starvation, war and life is vile 893 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,942 Then there's a certain thing I do 894 00:55:09,109 --> 00:55:11,945 Which I shall p along to you 895 00:55:12,112 --> 00:55:17,450 That's always guaranteed to make me smile 896 00:55:17,951 --> 00:55:19,719 Yes 897 00:55:19,886 --> 00:55:23,356 I go loony 898 00:55:23,590 --> 00:55:26,426 As a light bulb-battered bug 899 00:55:26,593 --> 00:55:29,496 Simply loony 900 00:55:29,662 --> 00:55:32,265 Sometimes foam and chew the rug 901 00:55:32,432 --> 00:55:35,869 Mister, life is swell in a padded cell 902 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,805 It'll chase those blues away 903 00:55:38,972 --> 00:55:41,641 You can trade your gloom for a rubber room 904 00:55:41,808 --> 00:55:44,210 And injections twice a day 905 00:55:44,944 --> 00:55:46,780 (LAUGHING) 906 00:55:47,347 --> 00:55:52,385 When the human race wears an anxious face 907 00:55:52,986 --> 00:55:56,220 When the bomb hangs overhead 908 00:55:56,189 --> 00:55:58,858 When your kid turns blue 909 00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:01,661 It won't worry you 910 00:56:01,828 --> 00:56:04,564 You can smile and nod instead 911 00:56:04,731 --> 00:56:07,634 When you're loony 912 00:56:07,767 --> 00:56:10,503 Then you just don't give a fig 913 00:56:10,670 --> 00:56:13,940 Man's so puny 914 00:56:14,107 --> 00:56:16,409 And the universe so big 915 00:56:16,576 --> 00:56:18,144 Barbara No 916 00:56:18,345 --> 00:56:19,946 If you hurt inside, get certified 917 00:56:20,146 --> 00:56:22,849 And if life should treat you bad 918 00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:24,451 Barbara Barbara 919 00:56:24,617 --> 00:56:28,221 Don't get even, get mad 920 00:56:28,388 --> 00:56:30,623 Barbara 921 00:56:30,957 --> 00:56:32,125 Yes 922 00:56:51,144 --> 00:56:53,380 Ah, here they are now. 923 00:56:54,981 --> 00:56:58,518 Holy Christ That must be the best ghost train in the business. 924 00:56:58,985 --> 00:57:01,210 I mean, when they went in, the fellow in the middle 925 00:57:01,221 --> 00:57:03,490 didn't look a day over 17. 926 00:57:04,570 --> 00:57:07,827 (LAUGHING) Well, that's what a dose of reality will do to you. 927 00:57:08,940 --> 00:57:10,497 It's why I never touch the stuff. 928 00:57:10,797 --> 00:57:14,000 I find it waters down the hallucinations. 929 00:57:14,868 --> 00:57:17,303 So, Commissioner, how's things 930 00:57:20,106 --> 00:57:23,176 Commissioner Hello Anybody home 931 00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:29,449 Oh. This wasn't supposed to turn out boring. 932 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,850 Oh, put him away in his cage. 933 00:57:32,252 --> 00:57:34,200 We're about to open for business. 934 00:57:34,454 --> 00:57:37,524 Let's hope our main attraction gets livelier. 935 00:57:37,691 --> 00:57:40,694 Give him time to reflect upon life 936 00:57:40,860 --> 00:57:45,310 and all its random uncontrollability. 937 00:57:52,105 --> 00:57:54,341 THUG 1: Hey, quit your daydreaming, friend. 938 00:57:54,507 --> 00:57:55,608 It's showtime. 939 00:57:56,343 --> 00:57:58,244 I was just remembering. 940 00:57:59,379 --> 00:58:01,948 I used to walk along here to work each morning. 941 00:58:02,115 --> 00:58:03,917 Ah, that's good, real good. 942 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:05,719 That's just what we need you to do. 943 00:58:05,919 --> 00:58:07,887 THUG 2: Just guide us through this stinking factory 944 00:58:07,987 --> 00:58:10,123 so we can get to the joint next door. 945 00:58:10,290 --> 00:58:13,426 And stay far away from us while we do the dirty work. 946 00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:17,364 It's like we're practically giving you money by cutting you in on this. 947 00:58:17,530 --> 00:58:18,732 Right now 948 00:58:18,898 --> 00:58:20,400 Will I be able to breathe 949 00:58:20,567 --> 00:58:21,901 Not if you smoke. 950 00:58:22,535 --> 00:58:24,104 (CHUCKLES) That's a good one. 951 00:58:24,270 --> 00:58:27,941 Maybe, I should be looking into your line of work instead of you looking into mine. 952 00:58:28,475 --> 00:58:30,100 You got a funny shaped head. 953 00:58:30,377 --> 00:58:33,179 Maybe I should've been a clown instead of a comedian. 954 00:58:33,513 --> 00:58:35,582 There. You can see, friend 955 00:58:36,116 --> 00:58:38,385 (ECHOES) Yeah, but everything's red, 956 00:58:38,785 --> 00:58:41,488 stuffy too and it smells. 957 00:58:41,688 --> 00:58:43,890 Ooh, my voice sounds echo-y. 958 00:58:43,256 --> 00:58:45,859 THUG 2: Then shut up and get to work. 959 00:58:49,829 --> 00:58:53,133 RED HOOD: Okay, we go through here past the filter tanks 960 00:58:53,299 --> 00:58:56,336 and then Monarch Playing Cards is just beyond the partition. 961 00:58:57,370 --> 00:58:59,305 You know this place looks even worse in red. 962 00:59:00,306 --> 00:59:02,375 - It looks like... - GUARD: Hey, you Freeze 963 00:59:02,776 --> 00:59:03,943 Come on, come on, get 'em up 964 00:59:09,150 --> 00:59:10,684 Murph, get some men over to the rear bays. 965 00:59:10,717 --> 00:59:12,652 We're being robbed by the Red Hood Mob. 966 00:59:15,550 --> 00:59:17,357 You hole You said there was no security. 967 00:59:17,557 --> 00:59:19,559 RED HOOD: They must have altered things since I left. 968 00:59:19,592 --> 00:59:21,961 - (AIR HISSING) - It's so loud. 969 00:59:22,128 --> 00:59:25,165 For God's sake, run This is all screwed up, run 970 00:59:30,670 --> 00:59:31,671 Man, which way 971 00:59:31,838 --> 00:59:33,506 I can't see where I'm going. 972 00:59:33,673 --> 00:59:35,542 You useless son of a . 973 00:59:35,709 --> 00:59:37,277 (BOTH GROAN) 974 00:59:38,345 --> 00:59:39,813 I'm not the guy you want. 975 00:59:39,979 --> 00:59:42,248 It's him He's our ringleader. 976 00:59:42,415 --> 00:59:43,850 He's the Red Hood. 977 00:59:46,519 --> 00:59:47,821 GUARD: He's pulling a gun 978 00:59:49,422 --> 00:59:50,423 (GROANS) 979 00:59:51,358 --> 00:59:53,260 No, no, no, no, no 980 00:59:54,728 --> 00:59:55,729 BATMAN: Stop 981 00:59:56,196 --> 00:59:57,664 No more shooting. 982 00:59:58,264 --> 01:00:00,166 I'll take care of this my way. 983 01:00:01,301 --> 01:00:03,169 It's that human bat guy. 984 01:00:03,336 --> 01:00:05,705 RED HOOD: Dear God, what did I do to deserve this 985 01:00:05,939 --> 01:00:07,374 BATMAN: So, Red Hood, 986 01:00:09,476 --> 01:00:11,110 we meet again. 987 01:00:12,312 --> 01:00:15,682 Stay away from me, don't come any closer, you monster 988 01:00:15,949 --> 01:00:18,180 Uh, uh... (SCREAMING) 989 01:00:34,901 --> 01:00:36,269 (GROANING) 990 01:00:36,903 --> 01:00:38,171 It burns 991 01:00:41,374 --> 01:00:44,210 I'm itching all over. What's... 992 01:00:47,914 --> 01:00:49,883 (LAUGHING) 993 01:00:52,218 --> 01:00:53,953 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 994 01:01:01,610 --> 01:01:02,896 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 995 01:01:19,979 --> 01:01:22,482 (TIRES SCREECHING) 996 01:01:29,489 --> 01:01:31,624 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 997 01:01:43,770 --> 01:01:45,972 JOKER ON PA: Ladies and gentlemen, 998 01:01:46,139 --> 01:01:48,308 although there doesn't seem to be either here. 999 01:01:48,475 --> 01:01:50,944 How about children of all ages 1000 01:01:51,478 --> 01:01:55,382 You must have received your free ticket. Oh, I'm so glad. 1001 01:01:57,250 --> 01:01:59,152 (CAROUSEL MUSIC PLAYING) 1002 01:02:00,787 --> 01:02:02,589 (GRUNTING) 1003 01:02:14,467 --> 01:02:16,269 (MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS) 1004 01:02:21,675 --> 01:02:22,676 (FLOOR CREAKING) 1005 01:02:23,476 --> 01:02:25,378 (GRUNTING) 1006 01:02:32,585 --> 01:02:33,720 (GROANS) 1007 01:02:42,262 --> 01:02:43,663 (COUGHING) 1008 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:51,938 (GRUNTING) 1009 01:02:53,773 --> 01:02:54,774 (GROANS) 1010 01:03:03,216 --> 01:03:04,384 (GROWLS) 1011 01:03:04,651 --> 01:03:06,686 (GRUNTING) 1012 01:03:09,589 --> 01:03:11,825 (GROWLING AND BARKING) 1013 01:03:20,834 --> 01:03:23,903 Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, 1014 01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:27,140 I give you the average man. 1015 01:03:29,209 --> 01:03:30,977 Impressive, eh 1016 01:03:31,144 --> 01:03:33,460 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 1017 01:03:34,914 --> 01:03:37,717 Ooh (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 1018 01:03:37,984 --> 01:03:39,386 (GROANS) 1019 01:03:42,489 --> 01:03:44,570 (LAUGHING) 1020 01:03:52,899 --> 01:03:53,967 Jim. 1021 01:03:54,167 --> 01:03:56,690 Jim, are you still... 1022 01:03:56,569 --> 01:03:59,105 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1023 01:04:01,107 --> 01:04:03,376 It's okay, let it come. 1024 01:04:04,678 --> 01:04:08,181 He showed me pictures of my daughter. Have you seen her 1025 01:04:09,115 --> 01:04:10,517 Yes, she's alive. 1026 01:04:10,650 --> 01:04:11,785 And 1027 01:04:11,951 --> 01:04:13,687 The police are right behind me. 1028 01:04:13,853 --> 01:04:15,210 I'll stay with you, until... 1029 01:04:15,188 --> 01:04:17,524 No, I'll survive. 1030 01:04:18,224 --> 01:04:21,828 Go after him. I want him brought in. 1031 01:04:21,995 --> 01:04:23,963 And I want it done by the book. 1032 01:04:27,734 --> 01:04:29,402 By the book 1033 01:04:29,569 --> 01:04:31,171 You have to 1034 01:04:31,671 --> 01:04:34,774 We have to show him our way works. 1035 01:04:45,151 --> 01:04:47,120 JOKER: Let me ask you something. 1036 01:04:47,287 --> 01:04:51,725 What does it matter if you send me back to the asylum if it doesn't matter to me 1037 01:04:53,993 --> 01:04:55,528 I've proved my point. 1038 01:04:55,729 --> 01:04:57,464 Gordon's been driven mad. 1039 01:04:57,664 --> 01:05:02,369 I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else. 1040 01:05:03,670 --> 01:05:07,307 All it takes is one bad day. 1041 01:05:07,507 --> 01:05:09,809 That's how far the world is from where I am, 1042 01:05:09,976 --> 01:05:12,450 just one bad day. 1043 01:05:13,146 --> 01:05:14,748 You had a bad day once, am I right 1044 01:05:14,914 --> 01:05:17,183 Oh, I know I am. 1045 01:05:17,350 --> 01:05:18,418 I can tell. 1046 01:05:18,585 --> 01:05:21,421 You had a bad day and everything changed. 1047 01:05:21,654 --> 01:05:24,891 Dressing up like a flying rat doesn't hide it, it screams it. 1048 01:05:25,910 --> 01:05:27,627 You had a bad day and it drove you as crazy 1049 01:05:27,794 --> 01:05:30,930 as everybody else, only you won't admit it. 1050 01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:32,332 - (GROANS) - You have to keep pretending 1051 01:05:32,332 --> 01:05:33,466 that life makes sense, 1052 01:05:33,633 --> 01:05:36,690 that there's some point to all this struggling. 1053 01:05:36,236 --> 01:05:38,338 You make me want to puke. 1054 01:05:40,507 --> 01:05:41,841 (YELLS) 1055 01:05:44,544 --> 01:05:46,680 - (CATS SCREECHING) - Shh. 1056 01:05:48,181 --> 01:05:50,583 I mean, what is it with you 1057 01:05:50,750 --> 01:05:53,386 What made you what you are 1058 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,489 Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe 1059 01:05:56,656 --> 01:05:58,558 Brother carved up by some mugger 1060 01:05:58,758 --> 01:06:00,493 Something like that, I know. 1061 01:06:00,660 --> 01:06:03,897 Because something like that happened to me. 1062 01:06:09,836 --> 01:06:13,740 Sometimes, I remember it one way, sometimes another. 1063 01:06:14,307 --> 01:06:16,142 If I'm going to have a past, 1064 01:06:16,476 --> 01:06:19,145 I prefer it to be multiple choice. 1065 01:06:20,847 --> 01:06:22,282 My point is... 1066 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,686 I went crazy. 1067 01:06:28,210 --> 01:06:30,490 And I'm smart enough to admit it. 1068 01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:32,792 Why can't you 1069 01:06:33,626 --> 01:06:34,627 (GROANS) 1070 01:06:34,794 --> 01:06:38,765 By clinging to reality, you're denying the reality of the situation. 1071 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:40,567 (GROANING) 1072 01:06:41,968 --> 01:06:42,969 (GROANS) 1073 01:06:43,169 --> 01:06:45,638 I mean, do you ever think about how many times 1074 01:06:45,839 --> 01:06:50,110 we've come close to World War III over a flock of geese on a computer screen 1075 01:06:50,977 --> 01:06:52,746 Silly goose, it's all a joke, 1076 01:06:52,946 --> 01:06:57,951 everything anybody's ever valued or struggled for, it's monstrous. 1077 01:06:58,118 --> 01:07:00,920 Why can't you see the funny side 1078 01:07:02,220 --> 01:07:05,225 Why aren't you laughing 1079 01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:06,860 (GRUNTING) 1080 01:07:09,996 --> 01:07:11,765 Because I've heard it before, 1081 01:07:12,198 --> 01:07:14,701 and it wasn't funny the first time. 1082 01:07:15,468 --> 01:07:17,604 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1083 01:07:18,380 --> 01:07:19,939 (GRUNTING) 1084 01:07:22,308 --> 01:07:25,311 I spoke with Commissioner Gordon before I came in here. 1085 01:07:25,545 --> 01:07:27,914 He told me he wanted this done by the book. 1086 01:07:28,348 --> 01:07:29,649 You know what that means 1087 01:07:29,816 --> 01:07:33,486 It means that despite all your sick, cruel, vicious little games, 1088 01:07:33,653 --> 01:07:35,789 he's as sane as he ever was. 1089 01:07:35,989 --> 01:07:38,825 So, ordinary people don't crack. 1090 01:07:40,326 --> 01:07:43,630 Maybe it's just you. 1091 01:07:46,299 --> 01:07:47,701 - No - (GROANS) 1092 01:07:48,668 --> 01:07:50,570 (LAUGHING) 1093 01:07:56,509 --> 01:07:57,510 (GRUNTING) 1094 01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:01,781 (GROANS) 1095 01:08:11,358 --> 01:08:13,930 God damn it. 1096 01:08:13,259 --> 01:08:14,527 Well, what are you waiting for 1097 01:08:14,694 --> 01:08:17,964 Kick the hell out of me and get your standing ovation. 1098 01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:21,968 Come on 1099 01:08:22,569 --> 01:08:24,604 No, not this time. 1100 01:08:27,407 --> 01:08:28,808 I don't want to hurt you. 1101 01:08:29,175 --> 01:08:31,945 I don't want either of us to end up killing the other. 1102 01:08:32,112 --> 01:08:33,847 But we're running out of alternatives. 1103 01:08:34,614 --> 01:08:36,549 Perhaps it all hinges on tonight. 1104 01:08:37,584 --> 01:08:41,588 I don't know what it was that bent your life out of shape, 1105 01:08:41,755 --> 01:08:44,290 but maybe I've been there, too. 1106 01:08:44,824 --> 01:08:46,426 Maybe we could work together. 1107 01:08:46,659 --> 01:08:48,328 I could rehabilitate you. 1108 01:08:48,995 --> 01:08:51,640 You don't need to be alone. 1109 01:08:51,231 --> 01:08:53,199 We don't have to kill each other. 1110 01:08:55,835 --> 01:08:57,404 Let me help you. 1111 01:09:03,610 --> 01:09:06,460 I'm sorry, but no. 1112 01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:11,317 No, it's far too late for that. 1113 01:09:17,857 --> 01:09:20,260 - (THUNDER RUMBLING) - (CHUCKLING) 1114 01:09:20,694 --> 01:09:23,960 You know, it's funny. 1115 01:09:23,830 --> 01:09:25,532 This reminds me of a joke. 1116 01:09:26,990 --> 01:09:29,402 See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum 1117 01:09:29,569 --> 01:09:32,739 and one night, one night they decided they didn't like that anymore. 1118 01:09:32,906 --> 01:09:34,407 They decided to escape. 1119 01:09:34,574 --> 01:09:36,109 So, they made it up to the roof and there, 1120 01:09:36,142 --> 01:09:38,511 just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops, 1121 01:09:38,678 --> 01:09:41,781 stretching across town, stretching to freedom. 1122 01:09:41,981 --> 01:09:44,584 Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. 1123 01:09:44,784 --> 01:09:48,388 But his friend, (CHUCKLES) no way, he's afraid of falling. 1124 01:09:48,555 --> 01:09:50,490 So, the first guy, he has an idea. 1125 01:09:50,690 --> 01:09:53,593 He says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me. 1126 01:09:53,727 --> 01:09:55,795 "I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings 1127 01:09:55,929 --> 01:09:58,665 "and you can walk across the beam and join me." 1128 01:09:58,832 --> 01:10:01,368 But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy 1129 01:10:01,534 --> 01:10:04,738 "You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across." 1130 01:10:06,272 --> 01:10:09,342 (LAUGHING) Excuse me. 1131 01:10:14,114 --> 01:10:15,382 Hmm. 1132 01:10:15,548 --> 01:10:16,549 (BATMAN CHUCKLES) 1133 01:10:20,987 --> 01:10:23,890 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1134 01:10:28,128 --> 01:10:30,363 (JOKER STOPS LAUGHING) 1135 01:11:16,609 --> 01:11:18,912 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1136 01:11:32,158 --> 01:11:34,961 Yeah, Dad, I just got back from the lacrosse game. 1137 01:11:36,596 --> 01:11:38,932 Going to practice some Wallball this weekend. 1138 01:11:42,369 --> 01:11:43,770 Getting pretty good. 1139 01:11:47,730 --> 01:11:49,409 Maybe another night, Dad, I got plans tonight. 1140 01:11:50,110 --> 01:11:52,379 I can't help it if your daughter's so popular. 1141 01:11:53,130 --> 01:11:54,381 I'll talk to you, later. 1142 01:11:54,981 --> 01:11:56,182 (PHONE BEEPS) 1143 01:11:59,753 --> 01:12:01,588 (POWERING UP) 1144 01:12:14,534 --> 01:12:17,170 Right then, back to work.