1 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:05,138 ♪ I don't think that I can take it ♪ 2 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:08,808 ♪ 'Cause it took so long to bake it ♪ 3 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:15,882 ♪ And I'll never have that recipe again ♪ 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,520 ♪ Again ♪ 5 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:25,191 ["Beetlejuice" theme music playing] 6 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,128 [thunder rumbling] 7 00:01:56,116 --> 00:02:00,860 [dog barking] 8 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:14,868 [thunderclap] 9 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:55,642 [thunderclap] 10 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:00,747 [wind blowing] 11 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,515 [suspenseful music playing] 12 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:08,355 [Lydia] Come in if you dare. 13 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:09,789 [thunderclap] 14 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,191 The living. 15 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:12,692 The dead. 16 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,828 Can they coexist? 17 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:16,996 That's what we're here to find out. 18 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:20,667 My name is Lydia Deetz, and welcome to Ghost House. 19 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:21,868 [audience cheering and clapping] 20 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,339 Joining us in the attic tonight 21 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:30,100 are Emmet and Jody Welch, from Cleghorn, Wisconsin. 22 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:33,246 - Along with their dog, Taco. - [Taco whines] 23 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,714 And we're gonna hear about how 24 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:38,718 their dream home became a ghost house. 25 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,520 - [audience exclaims softly] - [spooky laughter plays] 26 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:43,757 I've been a psychic mediator for over 15 years. 27 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,492 But nothing could have prepared me 28 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,360 for what I encountered when I visited 29 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:48,595 the Welch farm. 30 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:51,970 - Here's a preview. - [Taco barks] 31 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,266 Be warned, 32 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,367 it's intense. 33 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,703 [eerie music playing] 34 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:59,906 I don't know what I'm gonna find behind this door, 35 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,309 but it doesn't want me here. 36 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,246 [suspenseful music playing] 37 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:12,485 [loud clattering] 38 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:18,625 [Taco whining] 39 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,727 [exhales shakily] 40 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:23,960 I feel a dark presence. 41 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:25,650 - We need to leave! Now! - [door slams] 42 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,366 [all gasping] 43 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:28,268 [sighs] 44 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:32,238 Emmet, are you ready to hear about your paranormal visitors? 45 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:33,306 Bring it on. 46 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,941 How about you, Jody? 47 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,576 Haven't slept a wink 48 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:39,112 since we moved into that darned house. 49 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:42,449 Taco was so freaked out, he goes to the bathroom 50 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:44,951 in his doggy bed every night. 51 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,870 It's been a living nightmare. 52 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:51,458 Confronting the unknown. Conquering your fears. 53 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,426 There's nothing harder. 54 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,794 But don't worry. 55 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,296 I'll be right by your... [gasps] 56 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:57,831 [distorted laughter] 57 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,667 What the... 58 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:01,835 No. 59 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:04,938 - No, no. - [audience murmuring] 60 00:05:05,710 --> 00:05:06,390 [whispers] What's going on? 61 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:08,575 - I don't know. - Go! 62 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,510 [Lydia] No. No. 63 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,479 - Uh... - You're doing great. 64 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:14,647 [shakily] I'm... 65 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:17,183 - Need a break? - [breath trembling] 66 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,152 - Yeah. - Yeah, let's take a break. 67 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:22,155 Lydia Deetz, ladies and gentlemen! 68 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,757 - Bravo. - [audience clapping] 69 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:26,793 I need five. Make it happen. 70 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:29,696 Okay, everybody, that's lunch! 71 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:34,567 [exhales deeply] 72 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:42,542 [Nadia] I told him he needed to wear contacts. 73 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:45,645 But no, Mr. Big Shot Magician wouldn't listen. 74 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,380 Oh, can you give it a rest, Nadia? 75 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,249 I'm having a really shitty day. 76 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:51,785 - Hmm? - [door opens] 77 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,488 What happened out there? 78 00:05:57,230 --> 00:05:58,391 You okay? 79 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,930 Yeah, I'm fine. 80 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,195 It's these double taping days, 81 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,497 - it can get to me. - Oh, God. 82 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,900 Kills me to see you feeling like this. 83 00:06:07,330 --> 00:06:08,435 Because when you're feeling like this, 84 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:09,536 it just makes me feel what you're feeling. 85 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:10,970 So in a weird way it's like, 86 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,739 when you're hurting, it's hurting me. 87 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,750 - I don't know. - God, I'm sorry. 88 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,943 I... I don't mean to make you feel like that. 89 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:19,245 Oh, babe. Hey, it's okay. 90 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,181 If anything, it just shows how connected we are. 91 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:25,685 It's like we got the same stupid little heart. 92 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:27,954 [pill bottle clattering] 93 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,195 [Lydia clears throat] 94 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:37,397 No. You don't need these. 95 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:38,531 [softly] Oh. 96 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,401 I have one job, and that is 97 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:43,436 to make sure that you do not drown your talents 98 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:45,171 at the bottom of a bottle of pills, Lydia. 99 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:47,707 Please... 100 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,376 just to get through today. 101 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,411 [mellow music playing] 102 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:55,248 Okay. But... 103 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:56,950 this is the last time 104 00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:58,618 that I ever dig pills out of a trash can for you. 105 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,210 Do you understand? Or a toilet or sink. 106 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:03,556 Here. 107 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,228 Okay? You got this. 108 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:09,362 - All right? - Yeah. 109 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:11,698 She's got texting diarrhea. 110 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:14,834 I have to go. 111 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,536 Lydia... 112 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,371 we still have a segment to finish. 113 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:30,950 [interviewer] Tell us about 114 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,886 the inspiration for The Human Canvas. 115 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:34,220 [Delia] I am my own canvas. 116 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:36,690 I am my art. 117 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:39,893 As we know, art imitates the living. 118 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,561 It feeds me. 119 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,899 So, I decided to broaden my tastes 120 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,340 and it turns out I am insatiably... 121 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,235 [Lydia] Delia! 122 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:50,804 Where have you been? 123 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,539 I think I've cried all the water out of my body. 124 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,174 What happened to Dad? 125 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:56,643 - I'm desolee, Le Tigre! - [speaking French] 126 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:59,120 He is the Picasso of graffiti artists. 127 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,414 He was tagging me like the walls of the Paris Métro. 128 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:03,350 But now he's having a petite tantrum 129 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,180 because I had to cancel the performance. 130 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,486 What happened? 131 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,655 What? Oh. 132 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,359 Your father's left me. 133 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,827 He's divorcing you? 134 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,196 What a horrible thought. 135 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,464 No! He's dead! 136 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,330 [shakily] What? 137 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,634 Daddy's passed away. 138 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:24,104 [sighs] 139 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,372 How? 140 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:28,174 [Delia] He was returning 141 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:29,709 from his bird-watching expedition 142 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,144 to the Funafuti Atoll... 143 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:33,213 - [indistinct chatter] - [baby crying] 144 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,681 [Delia] ...when his plane went down 145 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,149 in the South Pacific. 146 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:38,180 - [explosion] - [Charles gasps] 147 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,986 - [airplane rumbling] - [gasps] 148 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:42,322 A plane crash? 149 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:45,692 [passengers panicking] 150 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:47,894 [Lydia] That was his worst nightmare. 151 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,763 [airplane splashes] 152 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,364 Actually, he survived the crash. 153 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,533 - He drowned? - Almost. 154 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,360 But not quite, no. According to survivors, 155 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,237 Daddy clung onto a wing. 156 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,838 [gasps] 157 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,340 - [survivor 1] Over here! - [survivor 2] Come on! 158 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,676 [survivor 1] Hey, swim over! Swim over! 159 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:03,810 Hey! 160 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,446 So, how did he die? 161 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:08,114 A shark jumped out of the water 162 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,182 - and got him! - [Charles screaming] 163 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:11,584 Just like that. 164 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,880 I just spoke to him on Saturday. 165 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,456 He was so excited, 166 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,591 he thanked me for the binoculars, 167 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,927 he said he had observed the mating rituals 168 00:09:21,610 --> 00:09:22,629 of the Tuamotu sandpiper. 169 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:24,664 Yes, he flew halfway around the world 170 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,232 to watch birds do it on a beach. 171 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,367 And it killed him! 172 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:28,935 [sighs] 173 00:09:29,690 --> 00:09:30,937 We need to tell Astrid. 174 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,707 Oh. Must we? 175 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,442 She's already such a morbid little thing. 176 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,876 That's if I can even reach her. 177 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:39,790 We're barely on speaking terms. 178 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:40,447 Oh, it would kill Charles to know 179 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,882 I had to cancel my show. 180 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,840 [in French] Bonne journée a jamais! 181 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,486 What'd he say? 182 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:49,189 [speaking French] 183 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:54,794 - [Le Tigre screaming] - [body thuds] 184 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:55,962 [worker] Did you see that? 185 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:04,137 [suspenseful music playing] 186 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,112 [groans softly] 187 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,622 [in French] Bonjour, monsieur. Ou suis-je? 188 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,792 [in English] Where am I? 189 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:29,396 [janitor] Down the hall, second door on the right. 190 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,131 Take a number. 191 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,632 Someone will help you. 192 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,268 Eventually. 193 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,636 [upbeat music playing faintly over headphones] 194 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,937 [Le Tigre speaking French] 195 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,600 [janitor] Goddamn foreigners. 196 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,790 [exhales raspily] 197 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,580 [gulps] 198 00:10:58,958 --> 00:10:59,993 [container clatters] 199 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,664 [grunting] 200 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,883 - [electricity crackling] - [groaning] 201 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,510 [screaming] 202 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,490 - ["Tragedy" by Bee Gees] - [gasps] 203 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:35,595 ♪ Night and day, there's a burning down inside of me ♪ 204 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:42,168 ♪ Oh, oh, burning love with a yearning that won't let me be ♪ 205 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:50,610 ♪ Down I go and I just can't take it all alone ♪ 206 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:56,850 ♪ I really should be holding you, holding you ♪ 207 00:11:56,983 --> 00:12:04,457 ♪ Loving you, loving you ♪ 208 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:07,961 - [stapler clicking] - [winces] 209 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:10,363 ♪ It's tragedy ♪ 210 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,933 ♪ When the morning cries and you don't know why it's hard to bear ♪ 211 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:18,204 ♪ With no-one beside you you're goin' nowhere ♪ 212 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,617 [grunts] 213 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:37,657 ♪ Tragedy, when the feeling's gone and you can't go on ♪ 214 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:41,895 ♪ It's tragedy, when the morning cries and you don't know why ♪ 215 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,290 [bone cracks] 216 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,931 ♪ It's hard to bear ♪ 217 00:12:45,650 --> 00:12:48,435 ♪ With no-one to love you You're goin' nowhere ♪ 218 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,340 [flesh squelching] 219 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,975 - [grunts] - [stapler clicking] 220 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,545 ♪ It's tragedy ♪ 221 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:01,781 ♪ When the morning cries and you don't know why it's hard to bear ♪ 222 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:05,719 ♪ With no-one to love you you're goin' nowhere ♪ 223 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:13,727 [foreboding music playing] 224 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,666 Hey, toots! 225 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,200 You're not supposed to be back here. 226 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:25,138 Don't make me tell you twice. 227 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,700 - [grunts] - ["Tragedy" resumes] 228 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,344 Where is Beetlejuice? 229 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,647 [gurgling] 230 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:39,986 [inhaling deeply] 231 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:44,791 [song ends] 232 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:48,361 [indistinct chatter] 233 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,330 [bell ringing] 234 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:56,536 - [cell phone ringing, stops] - Ugh. 235 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,918 [laughing] 236 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,187 [student] Ghost House! 237 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,355 When you're all on your third kid 238 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,323 and second divorce, 239 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,725 we'll see who gets the last laugh. 240 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,395 [glass shatters] 241 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,567 [Astrid] Perfect. 242 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:32,339 [cell phone ringing] 243 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,707 - Leave me alone. - [cell phone clatters] 244 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,643 [melancholy music playing] 245 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:49,222 So it's settled. We'll bring Charles home to Winter River. 246 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,757 But I've never hosted a funeral... 247 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,925 - [line ringing] - I've never hosted anything 248 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,660 without Charles standing there. 249 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,562 Watching me. In awe. 250 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,364 [Astrid voicemail] It's Astrid. 251 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,865 - Please don't leave a message. - [sighs] She won't pick up. 252 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,340 Maybe I should tell Astrid about Charles. 253 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:03,269 Might be easier coming from 254 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,904 a non-feminine masculine archetype. 255 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,607 Well, there aren't any men left in the family. 256 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,430 Well, no offense taken, Delia. 257 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,878 I'll be a member of the family soon enough. 258 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,647 In fact, 259 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,216 I might be the perfect person to tell her. 260 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,551 Having just lost my own grandfather. 261 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,487 You did? When? 262 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,322 Forty years ago. 263 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,759 But in my child body, that's yesterday. 264 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,394 [Lydia] I'm gonna tell Astrid, okay? 265 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,795 Just give me a few minutes before you come up. 266 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,497 [Delia] Enough! I'll handle this. 267 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:34,670 [shouts] Astrid! 268 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,237 Astrid! 269 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,272 Astrid! 270 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,443 Stop torturing your mother. 271 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,412 I know I usually find it funny, 272 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:46,980 and only fair after the way she treated me 273 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,415 - when she was your age. - [Rory sighs] 274 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,983 But not today! 275 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,787 Your mummy's lost her daddy. 276 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,155 You've lost your grandpa. 277 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,991 And I've lost my... 278 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,492 horny handyman. 279 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:01,695 [sobbing] Charles. 280 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,970 Charles! 281 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,600 Oh, Charles! 282 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,139 Can't believe Grandpa is dead. 283 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,308 He's like the only semi-normal person in this family. 284 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,510 [Lydia] We're gonna be in Winter River for a few weeks. 285 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,112 What do you mean for a few weeks? 286 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,513 I thought we were just going for the funeral. 287 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,948 Well, we need to clear out the house. 288 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:23,483 Grandpa loved that place. 289 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,118 [Delia] Yes, and we are going to honor him 290 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,153 with a Grief Collective. 291 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,890 A "Grief Collective"? 292 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:34,461 I am seeing a semi-multimedia visual manifesto of our loss. 293 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,929 What does loss look like? 294 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,798 Is it just tears? A headstone? 295 00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:40,300 Wilting gladioli? 296 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,703 No, we need to unpack the art of sorrow. 297 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,474 Yeah, that sounds really traumatic. 298 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:48,575 I can't go. 299 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,343 I'm our school rep 300 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,145 for our Student Environmental Conference next week. 301 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,813 We're presenting our demands on climate change action. 302 00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:56,490 I spoke with the principal, and they cleared it. 303 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,451 She actually thinks it's a really good idea. 304 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,353 Yeah, well, I guess when you donate an entire art center, 305 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,155 the principal becomes your little puppet on a string. 306 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:03,723 - [sighs softly] - [Delia chuckles] 307 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,525 Well, you're free to reject your inheritance 308 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,761 when you're living high off a tree hugger's salary. 309 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,640 - [laughter] - [foreboding music playing] 310 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,700 [shakily] What? No! No! 311 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:17,871 Jesus! Okay, people already know 312 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,606 that Lydia Deetz is my mom. 313 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,676 Okay, can you stop being a freak for, like, one second? 314 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,178 - Go back. - Why? 315 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,746 All right, people already know you'd rather spend 316 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,548 more time with ghosts than your own daughter. 317 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:35,889 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 318 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:49,135 [ominous music playing] 319 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,413 [gasps] 320 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,216 Jesus, Bob. 321 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,510 Can't you see I'm concentrating here? 322 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,253 You know, Bob, 323 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,622 long distance relationships can be difficult. 324 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,391 Especially when one of you is dead 325 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,959 and the other's ignoring you for 30 years. 326 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:14,427 But Lydia and I, 327 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,363 we have a definite psychic connection. 328 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,931 [caller 1] I just need these people out of my house. 329 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,667 Please hold! Afterlife Call Center, please hold. 330 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,969 [caller 2] How much for a premium bio exorcism? 331 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,404 [Beetlejuice] And I'll tell ya something, 332 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,106 she definitely saw me that last time. 333 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,975 I felt a little tingle. 334 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,377 [caller 3] The money back guarantee one. 335 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,312 I'm putting your call through now. 336 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,613 [caller 4] I've just died, and she's already remarried. 337 00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:35,448 Sell him the honeymoon package. 338 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,950 I'll kill the new husband, and I'll possess the ex-wife. 339 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:38,518 I'll make her do some unseemly things, 340 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,120 - and then I'll post the pics. - [alarm blares] 341 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,521 [caller 4] Can I pay in installments? 342 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,495 I'm needed upstairs. 343 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,830 - [Bob grunting] - Bob, hold down the fort. 344 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,771 [knocking at door] 345 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:58,905 [sighs] 346 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,174 [in French] Ou je suis? 347 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,509 - Where am I? - [woman] Take a number, 348 00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:03,643 - take a seat. - [Le Tigre scoffs] 349 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,550 [Beetlejuice sighs] 350 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:11,718 [cat yowls] 351 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,890 I'm more of a dog person. 352 00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:18,591 [woman] You! Room 515. Now. 353 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,295 [camera flashing] 354 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,565 - Come on. - Come on. 355 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:26,966 [gangster] Hey, easy with the suit. 356 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:27,967 [detective] Don't "Detective" me, 357 00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:29,369 you walking disaster. 358 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,937 - We got reports. - Another protestor. 359 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:32,339 [operator on radio] There is a ten-o-nine. 360 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:36,476 Wolf Jackson, Afterlife Crime Unit. 361 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,678 Let me take a wild stab. 362 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,180 Actor. 363 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,549 Not just any actor. 364 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,885 I've done it all. For six movies and a reboot, 365 00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:48,188 I became Frank Hardballer. 366 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,557 Doing my own stunts was non-negotiable. 367 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,425 - You know why? - Authenticity. 368 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,993 Correct. 369 00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:56,396 A vice cop doesn't get to a perp's door 370 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,866 and then call for some hambone stunt man to break it down. 371 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,634 Neither did I. 372 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,303 You gotta keep it real. 373 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,971 Looks like you got a little too real there, bud. 374 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,608 Who knew it was a live grenade? 375 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,610 Your name came up 376 00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:13,113 on this case I'm investigating. 377 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:14,347 [coughing] 378 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,883 [shrieking] 379 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,352 Recognize this puss? 380 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,189 Never seen that chick before in my life. 381 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,391 Or afterlife. 382 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,164 - [camera shutter clicking] - [Wolf] Any idea 383 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,999 why my suspect wrote your name 384 00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:34,868 in this schmo's goo? 385 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:38,705 Uh... Hard to say, Wolf, but could be a super-fan. 386 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,440 You know, guys like you and me... 387 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,575 - [camera shutter clicks] - ...we drive the gals crazy. 388 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,544 She collected all her body parts. 389 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,881 My hunch is she's out for revenge. 390 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,284 And you seem to be numero uno on her hit list. 391 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,585 Well, wouldn't be the first woman 392 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:53,920 who wanted to kill me. 393 00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:55,955 And kinda hard to kill a dead guy. 394 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:57,257 This gal can. 395 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,590 She's a soul sucker. 396 00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:00,794 Oh, yeah, you could say that again. 397 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,898 My advice, lay low. 398 00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:07,801 She gets her hands on you and you're dead-dead. 399 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,737 And there's no coming back from that, Mr. Juice. 400 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:11,971 Roger that. 401 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:20,613 [boy singing] ♪ Day-o, me say day-o ♪ 402 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:26,186 [choir singing] ♪ Daylight come And me want to go ♪ 403 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,823 ♪ Day, me say day Me say day, me say day ♪ 404 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:34,294 ♪ Me say day, me say day-o ♪ 405 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:42,669 ♪ Daylight come And me want to go ♪ 406 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,500 [boy signing] ♪ Come mister tally man ♪ 407 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,273 ♪ Tally me banana ♪ 408 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:51,177 [choir singing] ♪ Daylight come And me want to go home ♪ 409 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:56,149 ♪ Lift six-foot, seven-foot Eight-foot bunch ♪ 410 00:21:56,282 --> 00:22:03,230 ♪ Daylight come And me want to go home ♪ 411 00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:07,160 I just don't believe I won't see Charles again. 412 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,762 Be comforted in the knowledge 413 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,131 that he's in a far better place. 414 00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:13,566 Angels are guiding him towards everlasting light 415 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,202 and may his soul fly through the heavenly gates, 416 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,138 like the birds that he so adored 417 00:22:18,271 --> 00:22:19,906 and soar over the Fields of Elysium 418 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,641 to the glory that is thine. 419 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:23,643 What? 420 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,586 I haven't been to a funeral since Dad's. 421 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:35,822 Death is hard. 422 00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:39,459 Yeah, sometimes I think life is harder. 423 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:41,695 I know. 424 00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:46,666 Listen, if you wanna talk to that therapist again... 425 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,767 There you go again. 426 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,170 You just sidestep 427 00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:51,471 every possible conversation about him. 428 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:53,406 Astrid... 429 00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:55,875 I loved your father, 430 00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,178 but our relationship was over 431 00:22:58,311 --> 00:23:00,800 a long time before the accident. 432 00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:03,450 I still don't understand why you can't see him. 433 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,255 - Why not? - I wish I knew. 434 00:23:10,290 --> 00:23:11,658 But this ability 435 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,560 didn't exactly come with instructions. 436 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,930 It all started when I was your age. 437 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:18,765 It's ironic, isn't it? 438 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,266 You can apparently see any random ghost 439 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,901 for your shitty TV show, 440 00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:22,936 but the one ghost that actually matters to me 441 00:23:23,690 --> 00:23:24,437 you can't see at all. 442 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:28,942 [somber music playing] 443 00:23:33,113 --> 00:23:39,190 [ominous music playing] 444 00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:46,259 We are closed! 445 00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:49,950 I'm sorry to bother you. My name's Charles Deetz. 446 00:23:49,229 --> 00:23:51,231 I'm feeling a little lightheaded. 447 00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:52,499 Where am I? 448 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,200 Damn newbies. 449 00:23:54,334 --> 00:23:56,469 You wait! In waiting room! 450 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,406 [Charles] All right. 451 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,608 - [store bell rings] - Unbelievable. 452 00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,277 [grunts angrily] 453 00:24:04,411 --> 00:24:08,810 [suspenseful music playing] 454 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,951 Hey... 455 00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:13,453 - who's there? - [plastic rustling] 456 00:24:26,990 --> 00:24:27,734 [screaming] 457 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:30,103 [whimpering] 458 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:35,709 [inhaling deeply] 459 00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:45,752 [ominous choral music playing] 460 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:06,239 [water sploshes] 461 00:25:06,373 --> 00:25:07,540 [burping] 462 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,511 - My ex-wife is back. - Hmm? 463 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:13,680 [Beetlejuice] Well, I know what you're thinking... 464 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:17,150 "When was the Juice ever tied down? 465 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:20,587 What kind of woman could ever keep him satisfied?" Well... 466 00:25:20,754 --> 00:25:21,988 [mic feedback whines] 467 00:25:22,122 --> 00:25:23,890 [in Italian] 468 00:25:24,324 --> 00:25:27,627 [dramatic music playing] 469 00:26:05,699 --> 00:26:08,535 [soft music playing] 470 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,488 [goat bleats] 471 00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:44,537 [sinister music playing] 472 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:52,212 [Beetlejuice exhales] 473 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,648 Mazel tov. 474 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,584 [Beetlejuice continues in Italian] 475 00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:18,405 - [tense music playing] - [Delores screams] 476 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,644 [in English] Now she's back, 477 00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:25,912 and she's pissed. 478 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:31,551 [somber music playing] 479 00:27:43,563 --> 00:27:45,932 [indistinct chatter] 480 00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:49,736 [operatic music playing over speakers] 481 00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:57,177 Hey. 482 00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:01,247 Must be pretty noisy up here. Yeah? 483 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:03,616 In here, too. 484 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:08,540 Listen, if you ever need to process 485 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,560 any of your emotions, I'm here for you. 486 00:28:11,591 --> 00:28:12,592 [burps] 487 00:28:13,593 --> 00:28:16,296 Emotions processed. Thanks. 488 00:28:16,429 --> 00:28:18,998 I saw you standing at your grandfather's grave. 489 00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:21,801 He must have been a pretty dope dude. 490 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:26,139 Death is so, like... 491 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:31,244 [groans] It's, like, tragic, you know? 492 00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:34,447 I mean, if you ever wanna, you know, cry or just, 493 00:28:34,581 --> 00:28:36,160 kind of rage against some of these feelings 494 00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:37,917 that you have going on in there, 495 00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:39,252 I want you to know 496 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,554 that I could be that... 497 00:28:41,688 --> 00:28:44,657 kinda dope dad-dude for you. You know? 498 00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:48,194 - I'm good. - You know, 499 00:28:48,328 --> 00:28:49,262 times like this can bring a family 500 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,431 weirdly closer together. 501 00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:52,966 On the way over here, 502 00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:54,634 I wrote a poem for your grandpa. 503 00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:57,300 Oh, did you? How does it go? 504 00:28:58,705 --> 00:29:00,774 It's, it's, it's... 505 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:02,442 it starts... 506 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:05,211 It, well, it kinda like opens on grief. Obviously. 507 00:29:05,345 --> 00:29:07,981 And then acceptance. 508 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:10,183 It's long. I didn't memorize it or anything like that, 509 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:11,851 but it's quite beautiful. 510 00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:13,687 Cut the crap, Rory. 511 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:15,722 All right? I'm not falling for your New Age, 512 00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:17,624 overly emotional, trauma bonding, 513 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,125 yoga retreat bullshit. 514 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:20,827 I see you. 515 00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:22,996 Because, like you, 516 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,999 my mom is a very broken person. 517 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,834 Okay? She's a delusional fantasist. 518 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,203 You just exploit her. 519 00:29:30,370 --> 00:29:31,371 And if she wants to allow that to happen, 520 00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:32,505 that's on her. 521 00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:44,150 [woman] I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm sorry. 522 00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:46,653 I know, I know. Thank you. 523 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:49,823 Oh, if it isn't little Jane Butterfield. 524 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:51,358 Littler Jane? 525 00:29:51,491 --> 00:29:52,759 Oh, it's Jane Butterfield-Lee now. 526 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:54,940 We hyphenated. 527 00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:55,228 Is that Maxie Dean? 528 00:29:56,529 --> 00:29:57,664 No. 529 00:29:57,797 --> 00:29:59,650 No one's here yet. 530 00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:03,103 Sample from my hubby's microbrewery. 531 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:06,606 "Micro"? Is that for people with tiny houses? 532 00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:09,943 Why is your house covered in black fabric? 533 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,450 It's a mourning shroud. 534 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:15,150 Now that Charles is dead, so also dies this house. 535 00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:17,817 And I'm protecting it in its transition. 536 00:30:17,951 --> 00:30:20,687 To a new life with a new family. 537 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,188 I can't wait to show it. 538 00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:23,790 Buyers are already lining up. 539 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:25,525 Thanks to you, Lydia, 540 00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,727 everyone wants a piece of the original Ghost House. 541 00:30:27,861 --> 00:30:29,362 Ghosts aren't real. 542 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:31,698 Only gullible people believe that kind of crap. 543 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,266 Unless you're trying to pay the bills, right, Mom? 544 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,201 [Jane] Okay, honey, in we go. 545 00:30:36,736 --> 00:30:38,405 Can I have everyone's attention, please? 546 00:30:38,538 --> 00:30:39,439 What? 547 00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:40,974 We're gathered here today 548 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:44,544 to celebrate the life of an extraordinary man. 549 00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:45,745 Now, I only had the pleasure 550 00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:47,414 of meeting Charles a few times. 551 00:30:47,547 --> 00:30:49,716 Then I can tell you he didn't want any speeches. 552 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:52,419 Charles hated public displays of emotion. 553 00:30:52,552 --> 00:30:55,722 Yeah, but he also... 554 00:30:55,855 --> 00:30:57,791 chose to live his life to the fullest. 555 00:30:57,924 --> 00:31:01,610 I'm going to tear a page out of Charles Deetz's book. 556 00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:02,862 Lydia, 557 00:31:02,996 --> 00:31:04,640 now, I know we had always agreed 558 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:05,131 to take our relationship slowly. 559 00:31:05,265 --> 00:31:06,733 But I can't wait any longer. 560 00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:09,636 Let's get married on your favorite holiday. 561 00:31:09,769 --> 00:31:11,638 Will you marry me on Halloween? 562 00:31:11,771 --> 00:31:13,390 - [mourner] Good Lord! - [Lydia] Uh... 563 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,642 That's... That's in two days! 564 00:31:15,775 --> 00:31:17,110 Yes, I know. 565 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:18,440 I've already spoken to Father Damien. 566 00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:19,579 The church is available. 567 00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:20,914 The Lord's sanctuary welcomes all who seek 568 00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:22,615 salvation and everlasting glory. 569 00:31:22,782 --> 00:31:25,652 Just not before noon, and between three and four. 570 00:31:25,785 --> 00:31:28,154 You're seriously doing this at Charles' wake? 571 00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:32,580 Yes. Yes. Yes, because... 572 00:31:33,426 --> 00:31:35,328 because as we stand here, 573 00:31:35,462 --> 00:31:37,330 - surrounded by death... - [scoffs] 574 00:31:37,464 --> 00:31:39,833 ...let us all make a commitment to choose life. 575 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:41,267 Because I want to spend 576 00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:42,335 the rest of my life with you, Lydia. 577 00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:45,171 And you, Delia. 578 00:31:46,873 --> 00:31:48,508 And you too. 579 00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:50,243 And you. Again. 580 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,120 What do you say? 581 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,881 Rory, I... Come on, 582 00:31:55,150 --> 00:31:57,117 I can't commit to this right now. 583 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:01,254 Oh. [chuckles softly] 584 00:32:01,988 --> 00:32:03,256 All right. 585 00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:07,861 This is too much loss. [sniffles] 586 00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:09,229 What do you mean? 587 00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:10,797 Well, first, the death of Charles. 588 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:12,332 And of course, the death of my grandfather, 589 00:32:12,465 --> 00:32:13,900 which you know about. And now the death of... 590 00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:18,400 - us. - No! No, I... 591 00:32:18,138 --> 00:32:19,806 Come on, I didn't mean that. 592 00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:21,441 Thought you wanted to take life's great big bungee jump 593 00:32:21,574 --> 00:32:22,509 right beside me. 594 00:32:22,642 --> 00:32:24,377 No safety nets, right? 595 00:32:24,511 --> 00:32:25,912 - [wall thudding] - But I guess, 596 00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:27,881 the only thing bungee jumping today is love. 597 00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:30,517 - [sighs] - And that cord just snapped. 598 00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:32,485 Come on. Rory... 599 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:34,688 - I love you. - And I love you. 600 00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:38,692 Oh. 601 00:32:38,825 --> 00:32:40,600 [Rory] What are we waiting for? 602 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,530 Okay, I guess. 603 00:32:43,663 --> 00:32:45,980 [mourners murmuring] 604 00:32:45,231 --> 00:32:46,199 [Rory chuckles softly] 605 00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,680 Oh, my God. 606 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:50,870 [Rory kissing] 607 00:32:52,372 --> 00:32:53,340 She said "yes"! 608 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:55,375 [mourners cheering] 609 00:32:55,508 --> 00:32:56,509 She said "yes"! 610 00:32:58,144 --> 00:32:59,379 Astrid! 611 00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:03,160 ["Somedays" by Tess Park playing] 612 00:33:12,325 --> 00:33:16,896 ♪ I don't like anything ♪ 613 00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:21,835 ♪ But I love everyone somedays ♪ 614 00:33:21,968 --> 00:33:26,139 ♪ Sometimes when the goin' gets rough ♪ 615 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:29,376 ♪ I cry somedays ♪ 616 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:37,584 ♪ And on Sunday I'm praying to a God ♪ 617 00:33:37,717 --> 00:33:42,155 ♪ Don't know whom but he gives me love ♪ 618 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:43,256 ♪ Someday ♪ 619 00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:44,591 [exhales] 620 00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:49,396 [indistinct chatter and laughter] 621 00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:52,632 ♪ And I know when the sun is out ♪ 622 00:33:52,766 --> 00:33:57,370 ♪ And good people are about ♪ 623 00:33:57,504 --> 00:34:01,274 ♪ It restores my faith ♪ 624 00:34:02,676 --> 00:34:04,477 ♪ Someday ♪ 625 00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:09,282 ♪ Oh, yeah Someday ♪ 626 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:11,484 [gasps] Sorry! 627 00:34:12,919 --> 00:34:14,870 - [horn honking] - [woman yelps] 628 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,789 - Sorry! - [man] Watch out! 629 00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:17,524 [grunts] 630 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:20,427 [gasps] 631 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,828 [yelps] 632 00:34:21,961 --> 00:34:23,596 [whimpers] 633 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:25,198 - [groaning] - [bicycle bell rings] 634 00:34:26,299 --> 00:34:27,300 Whoa. 635 00:34:30,303 --> 00:34:31,304 Are you okay? 636 00:34:38,545 --> 00:34:40,480 [chuckles] Are you okay? What happened? 637 00:34:40,613 --> 00:34:43,483 [Astrid] Yeah. I'll live. 638 00:34:44,951 --> 00:34:46,190 Uh, what are you reading? 639 00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:48,888 Crime and Punishment. 640 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,657 - One of those. -"One of those"? 641 00:34:50,790 --> 00:34:52,225 What does that mean? 642 00:34:52,359 --> 00:34:54,294 Nothing. I've read it three times. 643 00:34:54,427 --> 00:34:56,696 - Did you really? - Yeah. 644 00:34:56,830 --> 00:34:58,465 "Pain and suffering are always inevitable." 645 00:34:58,598 --> 00:34:59,466 Yes. 646 00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:01,334 Yeah, I... 647 00:35:01,468 --> 00:35:04,671 I can't believe you're quoting Dostoevsky. That's... 648 00:35:04,804 --> 00:35:06,272 Where have you been all my life? 649 00:35:11,770 --> 00:35:13,130 [Astrid] So, how long have you been in Winter River? 650 00:35:13,146 --> 00:35:14,347 [boy] My whole life. 651 00:35:14,481 --> 00:35:16,160 I've never seen you around before. 652 00:35:16,149 --> 00:35:17,717 [Astrid] Yeah, this is just a temporary layover 653 00:35:17,851 --> 00:35:19,185 for my grandpa's funeral. 654 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:22,220 Until my mom's janky fiance 655 00:35:22,155 --> 00:35:24,491 turned it into a de facto engagement party. 656 00:35:24,624 --> 00:35:25,892 Yeah, he announced their wedding date. 657 00:35:26,893 --> 00:35:29,829 [boy] Wow. That's different. 658 00:35:29,963 --> 00:35:31,197 [Astrid] Oh, yeah. If you knew my mom, 659 00:35:31,331 --> 00:35:32,665 that's actually pretty on-brand for her. 660 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:35,702 Is your dad in the picture or... 661 00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:38,380 No. 662 00:35:39,506 --> 00:35:40,807 Yeah, he was a free spirit. 663 00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:43,543 Defender of hopeless causes. 664 00:35:43,677 --> 00:35:45,845 When they split, he went to Brazil. 665 00:35:45,979 --> 00:35:47,380 He was trying to save the rainforest. 666 00:35:48,982 --> 00:35:50,216 But my mom grew up here. 667 00:35:50,350 --> 00:35:51,885 That old house on the hill. 668 00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:54,254 Wait. The Ghost House? 669 00:35:55,355 --> 00:35:56,756 Is your mom Lydia Deetz? 670 00:35:57,657 --> 00:35:58,591 Unfortunately. 671 00:35:58,725 --> 00:36:00,260 She's a legend. 672 00:36:00,393 --> 00:36:02,362 Well, yeah, if you believe in supernatural bullshit. 673 00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:04,264 You don't? 674 00:36:05,899 --> 00:36:07,534 - No. - Mmm-hmm. 675 00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:09,202 I only believe in things that I can see. 676 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:11,400 You know, science. Facts. 677 00:36:11,137 --> 00:36:13,406 [cell phone buzzing, chiming] 678 00:36:13,540 --> 00:36:14,941 [Jeremy] Oh. 679 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:16,976 - Yeah, it's gonna keep going. - [chuckling] 680 00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:19,446 Back to the insanity. 681 00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:21,715 I'm sorry about your fence, by the way. 682 00:36:21,848 --> 00:36:23,316 You can tell your parents my mom will pay for that. 683 00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:25,652 Nah, that's okay. It's... They won't even notice. 684 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:31,257 Uh... Well, listen, I'll be here tomorrow, 685 00:36:31,391 --> 00:36:34,961 if you want a break from the insanity. 686 00:36:46,106 --> 00:36:48,241 [alarm blaring] 687 00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:54,247 [gasps] 688 00:36:56,820 --> 00:36:57,817 [gasping] 689 00:36:57,951 --> 00:36:59,185 - [gasping] - [hissing] 690 00:37:04,224 --> 00:37:05,825 - [screaming] - [eyeballs popping] 691 00:37:06,426 --> 00:37:07,627 [scoffs] 692 00:37:07,761 --> 00:37:09,162 [camera shutter clicks] 693 00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:10,630 [lieutenant] Witness confirmed our suspect 694 00:37:10,764 --> 00:37:12,665 as the soul sucker from Lost and Found. 695 00:37:12,832 --> 00:37:13,767 Wanna hear the weird part, chief? 696 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,235 Hit me. 697 00:37:15,368 --> 00:37:16,269 [lieutenant] After she turned the owner 698 00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:18,338 into a human pancake, 699 00:37:18,471 --> 00:37:20,173 she stole a wedding dress from the conveyor. 700 00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:22,876 Of course. This stapled sicko... 701 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:24,310 has her twisted heart set 702 00:37:24,444 --> 00:37:27,981 on a romantic reunion with Mr. Juice. 703 00:37:28,114 --> 00:37:29,549 She won't stop killing, 704 00:37:29,683 --> 00:37:32,552 until she walks him back down the aisle. 705 00:37:34,788 --> 00:37:38,792 Cases like this make me wonder why I even became a cop. 706 00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:41,461 [footsteps approaching] 707 00:37:41,594 --> 00:37:43,263 You're not a cop. You're an actor. 708 00:37:44,164 --> 00:37:45,165 Thank you, Janet. 709 00:37:46,232 --> 00:37:47,667 You keep me real. 710 00:37:47,801 --> 00:37:48,935 [Lieutenant] Should we take this Beetlejuice 711 00:37:49,690 --> 00:37:50,236 into protective custody? 712 00:37:50,370 --> 00:37:51,571 See if you can find him. 713 00:37:51,705 --> 00:37:53,730 He's probably laying low. 714 00:37:53,206 --> 00:37:55,308 Scared out of his mind. 715 00:38:01,147 --> 00:38:03,183 [Beetlejuice] A little higher, boys. 716 00:38:03,316 --> 00:38:05,185 We can't let Delores get through that door. 717 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:09,789 [Bob grunts] 718 00:38:10,924 --> 00:38:11,891 [snickers] 719 00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:13,860 Bob. 720 00:38:13,993 --> 00:38:15,280 Like lookin' in a mirror. 721 00:38:16,696 --> 00:38:18,665 You see, Bob, you'd serve as my decoy. 722 00:38:18,798 --> 00:38:20,467 You'd walk in front of me at all times. 723 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,670 That way she'd suck your soul while I make my getaway. 724 00:38:23,803 --> 00:38:24,904 [Bob groans] 725 00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:26,539 ¿Comprende? 726 00:38:26,673 --> 00:38:27,874 [groans fearfully] 727 00:38:38,952 --> 00:38:40,353 Now's my chance. 728 00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:42,989 [suspenseful music builds] 729 00:38:45,392 --> 00:38:46,593 [panting] 730 00:38:46,726 --> 00:38:48,762 [distant screaming] 731 00:38:52,565 --> 00:38:53,967 [shouts] What? 732 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:55,635 - Why? - [camera shutter clicks] 733 00:38:55,769 --> 00:38:58,138 No! No! No! 734 00:38:58,271 --> 00:38:59,806 Delia, what's wrong? 735 00:38:59,939 --> 00:39:01,408 I'm trying to capture the perfect primal scream. 736 00:39:01,541 --> 00:39:03,760 I'm gonna blow it up, mount it on the wall, 737 00:39:03,209 --> 00:39:05,378 and I invite all of you to do the same. 738 00:39:05,512 --> 00:39:07,213 - Why? - For the Collective. 739 00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:09,249 We cannot sincerely celebrate 740 00:39:09,382 --> 00:39:11,885 all that was good about our dearly departed. 741 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:13,887 Not until we release the horror 742 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,455 that they inflicted upon us. 743 00:39:15,588 --> 00:39:17,891 What awful thing did Grandpa ever do to you? 744 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:20,593 He bought this house without telling me. 745 00:39:20,727 --> 00:39:23,129 [rushing footsteps approaching] 746 00:39:23,263 --> 00:39:25,632 Oh, my God! 747 00:39:25,765 --> 00:39:27,434 I was helpfully getting some boxes in town, 748 00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:29,690 then I heard you screaming. Are you all right? 749 00:39:29,202 --> 00:39:30,937 [stutters] It was Delia. 750 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:32,439 Oh, Delia. 751 00:39:32,572 --> 00:39:33,807 [exclaims] I'm good. 752 00:39:34,641 --> 00:39:35,842 Ignore her. 753 00:39:35,975 --> 00:39:37,577 That was very thoughtful of you. 754 00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:39,779 Astrid, can you give him a hand with the boxes? 755 00:39:39,913 --> 00:39:41,614 [scoffs] 756 00:39:41,748 --> 00:39:43,216 I told the movers to come a week from today. All right? 757 00:39:43,350 --> 00:39:44,317 I think that'll give us all time to get over 758 00:39:44,451 --> 00:39:46,119 our grief and our trauma. 759 00:39:46,252 --> 00:39:47,454 And then, after the wedding, I think we should go back, 760 00:39:47,587 --> 00:39:49,550 and we gotta finish those shows. 761 00:39:49,189 --> 00:39:50,390 Maybe Mom can get the ghosts in the attic 762 00:39:50,523 --> 00:39:52,580 to give us a hand. 763 00:39:52,192 --> 00:39:55,195 Adam and Barbara Maitland. They're not here anymore. 764 00:39:55,328 --> 00:39:56,930 Why? They find a better house to haunt? 765 00:39:57,630 --> 00:39:59,799 No, we found a loophole, and they moved on. 766 00:40:00,633 --> 00:40:02,102 How convenient. 767 00:40:02,235 --> 00:40:07,674 - [somber music playing] - [birds squawking] 768 00:40:39,706 --> 00:40:43,877 [mysterious music playing] 769 00:41:12,172 --> 00:41:13,173 Ew. 770 00:41:33,927 --> 00:41:38,698 [sentimental music playing] 771 00:41:50,410 --> 00:41:53,780 [footsteps approaching] 772 00:42:01,210 --> 00:42:02,589 Oh. 773 00:42:02,722 --> 00:42:04,457 God, I thought I lost those. 774 00:42:06,459 --> 00:42:10,430 That was taken at an all-night Mario Bava horror fest. 775 00:42:10,563 --> 00:42:13,660 I was nine months pregnant with you. 776 00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:15,602 My water broke during Kill, Baby... Kill! 777 00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:18,438 Dad's favorite movie. 778 00:42:18,571 --> 00:42:19,539 Yeah. 779 00:42:19,673 --> 00:42:20,640 Can I keep this? 780 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:23,309 Yeah. 781 00:42:23,443 --> 00:42:25,278 I really like that model of Winter River, too. 782 00:42:26,246 --> 00:42:27,714 Did Grandpa make that? 783 00:42:27,847 --> 00:42:30,517 [Lydia] No, that belonged to the Maitlands. 784 00:42:30,650 --> 00:42:33,153 You know, the non-existent ghost couple. 785 00:42:38,992 --> 00:42:40,126 [ominous music playing] 786 00:42:42,128 --> 00:42:43,630 Oh, I found that on the floor. 787 00:42:43,763 --> 00:42:46,900 - Hey, who's Beetlejuice? - Don't ever say that name! 788 00:42:47,330 --> 00:42:48,501 Not ever! 789 00:42:48,635 --> 00:42:50,804 - Beetlejuice. - No! Astrid, I'm serious. 790 00:42:50,937 --> 00:42:53,306 If you say that name three times, really bad stuff 791 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,774 - is gonna happen. - Like what? 792 00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:56,776 In fact, this attic is off-limits. 793 00:42:56,910 --> 00:42:58,411 Do you understand me? 794 00:42:58,545 --> 00:42:59,779 [Astrid] Yeah, I understand that you're crazy. 795 00:43:03,616 --> 00:43:05,618 [laughing maniacally] 796 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:15,395 [laborious breathing] 797 00:43:15,528 --> 00:43:16,863 Oh, my God, it's you! 798 00:43:16,996 --> 00:43:19,132 I thought a moose was about to attack me. 799 00:43:19,265 --> 00:43:21,434 It's breathing exercises. 800 00:43:21,568 --> 00:43:23,169 Try seeing ghosts every day. 801 00:43:24,604 --> 00:43:25,638 Astrid! 802 00:43:26,773 --> 00:43:27,707 - Let her be. - [sighs] 803 00:43:27,841 --> 00:43:29,376 God, she hates me. 804 00:43:29,509 --> 00:43:31,344 [Delia chuckles] 805 00:43:31,478 --> 00:43:34,470 [Lydia] Somehow, Richard's death is still my fault. 806 00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:35,982 You blamed me for your mother's. 807 00:43:36,116 --> 00:43:37,650 She's not dead. 808 00:43:37,784 --> 00:43:40,687 And I didn't blame you. I resented you. 809 00:43:40,820 --> 00:43:41,855 There's a difference. 810 00:43:41,988 --> 00:43:43,390 You weren't very nice. 811 00:43:43,523 --> 00:43:45,992 No, you barely acknowledged my existence. 812 00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:47,827 But we've done all right, haven't we? 813 00:43:47,961 --> 00:43:50,897 Yeah. Ever since I sold out and got famous, 814 00:43:51,310 --> 00:43:52,232 we have gotten closer. 815 00:43:52,365 --> 00:43:54,340 No, I started liking you before that. 816 00:43:55,802 --> 00:43:58,838 [breathing heavily] 817 00:43:58,972 --> 00:44:00,373 Again with the creepy breathing! 818 00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:02,208 It works! 819 00:44:02,342 --> 00:44:04,277 I learned it at the survivors' retreat, where I met Rory. 820 00:44:04,411 --> 00:44:05,779 [Delia] Of course you did. 821 00:44:05,912 --> 00:44:07,714 Look, I was in shock after Richard died. 822 00:44:07,847 --> 00:44:09,783 And I was working on my unresolved feelings, 823 00:44:09,916 --> 00:44:11,685 and Rory had just lost his fiancee 824 00:44:11,818 --> 00:44:13,119 in a skiing accident, 825 00:44:13,253 --> 00:44:15,255 and we were in the same sorrow circle 826 00:44:15,388 --> 00:44:16,956 and we connected. 827 00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:18,792 Yeah. 828 00:44:18,925 --> 00:44:21,270 He was turned on by you at the lowest point in your life. 829 00:44:21,161 --> 00:44:22,896 Okay, but this isn't about him. 830 00:44:23,290 --> 00:44:24,831 Astrid found this in the attic. 831 00:44:24,964 --> 00:44:26,666 Ew. So? 832 00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:28,768 So? 833 00:44:28,902 --> 00:44:31,710 Every now and then I feel his presence. 834 00:44:31,204 --> 00:44:32,539 Like he's lurking somewhere, 835 00:44:32,672 --> 00:44:34,107 just out of reach. 836 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,408 But lately, 837 00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:37,770 I'm seeing him again. 838 00:44:37,210 --> 00:44:39,446 And I was really hoping this was all in my head. 839 00:44:39,579 --> 00:44:40,914 But now this? 840 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:42,982 Lydia, you need to take back your life. 841 00:44:43,116 --> 00:44:45,985 From the hanger-onners, from this thing. 842 00:44:46,119 --> 00:44:47,554 Where's the obnoxious little goth girl 843 00:44:47,687 --> 00:44:49,656 who tormented me all those years ago? 844 00:44:50,557 --> 00:44:52,225 It's time to find her. 845 00:45:06,606 --> 00:45:07,907 - [Astrid] Hey. - Hey. 846 00:45:13,913 --> 00:45:15,849 - [woman] Jeremy, is that you? - Yeah. 847 00:45:15,982 --> 00:45:18,840 Uh, Mom, I'm just gonna be upstairs with a friend. 848 00:45:18,218 --> 00:45:19,419 [woman] Okay. Have fun. 849 00:45:20,887 --> 00:45:22,922 [dishes clinking] 850 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:24,257 [TV playing indistinctly] 851 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:25,625 - [Jeremy] Hey, Dad. - [man] Son. 852 00:45:25,759 --> 00:45:27,794 Stuck on... He lives in that room. 853 00:45:34,601 --> 00:45:38,672 ["Where's the Man" by Scott Weiland playing on stereo] 854 00:45:38,805 --> 00:45:41,107 You've got a lot of '90s vinyl. 855 00:45:41,241 --> 00:45:42,208 Where are you finding this, eBay? 856 00:45:42,342 --> 00:45:45,178 No, I troll old record stores. 857 00:45:45,311 --> 00:45:47,180 I don't trust what I can't touch. 858 00:45:53,286 --> 00:45:54,587 Handbook for the Recently Deceased. 859 00:45:54,721 --> 00:45:56,923 Yeah, I got that at a yard sale in town. 860 00:45:57,570 --> 00:45:59,492 The illustrations are pretty gnarly. [chuckles] 861 00:45:59,626 --> 00:46:01,261 [Astrid] Yeah, looks like the kinda crappy book 862 00:46:01,394 --> 00:46:02,362 my mom would write. 863 00:46:03,830 --> 00:46:05,165 What's the deal with your parents? 864 00:46:05,298 --> 00:46:07,600 Well, my mom spends every waking hour 865 00:46:07,734 --> 00:46:10,303 in the kitchen stress-baking. 866 00:46:10,437 --> 00:46:12,706 And my dad used to work at the paper mill, 867 00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:14,341 but then he had an accident, 868 00:46:14,474 --> 00:46:17,344 so now he's a full-time couch potato. 869 00:46:17,477 --> 00:46:19,846 I can't wait to get out of this shitty town. 870 00:46:21,781 --> 00:46:24,317 Um, you must have been to a lot of places 871 00:46:24,451 --> 00:46:26,653 traveling, with a famous mom. 872 00:46:26,786 --> 00:46:28,555 [Astrid] Not really. 873 00:46:28,688 --> 00:46:30,390 My dad's more the traveler anyway. 874 00:46:30,523 --> 00:46:31,491 We used to have this big plan 875 00:46:31,624 --> 00:46:32,959 where we were gonna visit 876 00:46:33,930 --> 00:46:34,627 the top ten creepiest places on Earth. 877 00:46:34,761 --> 00:46:37,831 So, Tower of London and Dracula's Castle and... 878 00:46:37,964 --> 00:46:41,000 [scoffs] yeah, then we never got the chance to do it. 879 00:46:41,801 --> 00:46:42,869 What happened? 880 00:46:43,870 --> 00:46:46,390 A boat accident. 881 00:46:46,172 --> 00:46:47,741 Yeah, they searched the Amazon for a week, 882 00:46:47,874 --> 00:46:49,175 and they never found his body. 883 00:46:51,144 --> 00:46:52,746 [sighs] 884 00:46:52,879 --> 00:46:53,913 You really miss him. 885 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,517 Yeah. 886 00:46:57,650 --> 00:46:58,985 You know, I at least would have liked 887 00:46:59,119 --> 00:47:00,653 to have gotten the chance to say goodbye. 888 00:47:00,787 --> 00:47:02,550 But can't your mom, 889 00:47:02,188 --> 00:47:03,690 I don't know, like, 890 00:47:03,823 --> 00:47:06,159 contact him or... 891 00:47:06,292 --> 00:47:07,427 She claims she can't even see him. 892 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,396 - Why not? - Because she's a fraud. 893 00:47:09,529 --> 00:47:12,298 Well, I think that's a little harsh. 894 00:47:13,933 --> 00:47:16,136 Uh, well, tomorrow's Halloween. 895 00:47:16,269 --> 00:47:19,372 I know. Used to be my favorite holiday. 896 00:47:19,506 --> 00:47:21,474 Because my dad, he would go all out 897 00:47:21,608 --> 00:47:23,309 and make the most age-inappropriate costumes. 898 00:47:23,443 --> 00:47:25,780 - [chuckles] - Yeah, I think I was 899 00:47:25,211 --> 00:47:27,380 in second grade when I went as Munch's The Scream. 900 00:47:27,514 --> 00:47:30,216 - Wow. Yeah. - Yeah. It was a choice. 901 00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:31,584 But now my mom's getting married that day, 902 00:47:31,718 --> 00:47:32,952 so I don't know, 903 00:47:33,860 --> 00:47:34,688 probably be my least favorite now. 904 00:47:34,821 --> 00:47:35,889 Well, what time's the wedding? 905 00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:38,191 Midnight. The witching hour. 906 00:47:38,324 --> 00:47:40,930 Future stepdad's lame idea. 907 00:47:41,594 --> 00:47:44,497 Well, why don't you come over... 908 00:47:45,598 --> 00:47:46,599 earlier? 909 00:47:47,801 --> 00:47:49,469 Uh, we could, 910 00:47:49,602 --> 00:47:53,573 I don't know, we could order pizza and give out candy. 911 00:47:55,408 --> 00:47:58,445 Only if you want to. I mean that's, that's no... 912 00:47:59,212 --> 00:48:00,480 no pressure. 913 00:48:04,417 --> 00:48:07,220 What is up with these creepy birds? 914 00:48:07,354 --> 00:48:09,422 Bird-watching was my dad's passion. 915 00:48:09,556 --> 00:48:11,458 Oh, I contacted that vintage shop 916 00:48:11,591 --> 00:48:13,360 you love in SoHo. 917 00:48:13,493 --> 00:48:15,762 They've sent a few potential wedding dresses. 918 00:48:15,895 --> 00:48:17,464 Should be here later today. 919 00:48:17,597 --> 00:48:18,965 Ooh, great. Thanks. 920 00:48:20,667 --> 00:48:22,102 And a, uh, 921 00:48:22,235 --> 00:48:24,437 little bird may have chirped our big news 922 00:48:24,571 --> 00:48:26,539 to a few news outlets. 923 00:48:26,673 --> 00:48:28,942 Thought we could sell the photos exclusively. 924 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:30,677 Could be great press for the show. 925 00:48:30,810 --> 00:48:33,413 I... Look, I'm really excited about tying the knot, 926 00:48:33,546 --> 00:48:36,816 but can we just keep it small and private? 927 00:48:36,950 --> 00:48:39,252 Yeah. Well, sure. 928 00:48:39,386 --> 00:48:40,353 It's your big day. 929 00:48:41,540 --> 00:48:42,155 Night. Whatever. 930 00:48:42,288 --> 00:48:44,290 [jingle playing over phone] 931 00:48:44,424 --> 00:48:45,992 [Beetlejuice over phone] Yo, I've got fevers running 932 00:48:46,126 --> 00:48:47,694 all through me. All through me! 933 00:48:47,827 --> 00:48:49,662 - [woman moaning over phone] - [Beetlejuice cackling] 934 00:48:51,965 --> 00:48:53,400 [Beetlejuice grunts] 935 00:48:53,533 --> 00:48:54,534 Lydia? 936 00:48:55,935 --> 00:48:58,304 I want you out of my life! 937 00:48:58,438 --> 00:48:59,406 Do you hear me? 938 00:49:00,106 --> 00:49:01,107 Lydia? 939 00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:05,378 Who are you yelling at? 940 00:49:05,512 --> 00:49:07,714 Do you remember that couples therapist that we saw, 941 00:49:07,847 --> 00:49:09,215 - Dr. Glickman? - Mmm. 942 00:49:09,349 --> 00:49:10,950 He said that I was holding something back 943 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,453 and until I faced it, you and I wouldn't evolve. 944 00:49:13,586 --> 00:49:15,989 - Mmm. - Okay, well, he was right. 945 00:49:16,122 --> 00:49:18,324 And I'm going to tell you now. 946 00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:19,492 And, fair warning, 947 00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:22,162 it's gonna sound batshit crazy. 948 00:49:22,295 --> 00:49:24,564 Are you okay with that? 949 00:49:24,698 --> 00:49:26,990 Of course. I'd love to. 950 00:49:26,232 --> 00:49:27,834 Let's break through this barrier together. 951 00:49:27,967 --> 00:49:29,669 Okay, just give me a sec. 952 00:49:31,471 --> 00:49:32,472 [exhales] 953 00:49:33,540 --> 00:49:35,410 When I was a teenager, 954 00:49:35,175 --> 00:49:38,378 a trickster demon terrorized my entire family 955 00:49:38,511 --> 00:49:40,800 and tried to force me to marry him, 956 00:49:40,213 --> 00:49:43,316 in order to come back to the real world for good. 957 00:49:43,450 --> 00:49:45,819 I believed he was gone forever, 958 00:49:45,952 --> 00:49:48,121 and then lately, I have been seeing him again. 959 00:49:48,254 --> 00:49:50,790 And now, he is actually back. 960 00:49:50,924 --> 00:49:54,427 And I don't know why, or how, or what to do. 961 00:49:57,970 --> 00:49:58,898 Okay, so you're saying that someone called Beetlejuice... 962 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:00,400 Don't say his name! 963 00:50:00,533 --> 00:50:02,335 If you say his name three times, 964 00:50:02,469 --> 00:50:03,837 he will appear. 965 00:50:05,805 --> 00:50:09,750 Okay. So this... 966 00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:12,780 demon is clearly a construct of your unpacked trauma. 967 00:50:12,212 --> 00:50:13,613 It's trauma that you're gonna need to face, 968 00:50:13,747 --> 00:50:15,181 otherwise, it's just gonna get worse. 969 00:50:15,315 --> 00:50:18,318 He's not a construct. He is literally a demon. 970 00:50:19,886 --> 00:50:22,155 I know this is a big step for you. 971 00:50:22,288 --> 00:50:23,923 But in the words of Dr. Glickman, 972 00:50:24,570 --> 00:50:25,992 I'm gonna give you the push you need. 973 00:50:28,428 --> 00:50:29,662 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. 974 00:50:29,796 --> 00:50:33,166 - [gasps] - [ominous music playing] 975 00:50:33,299 --> 00:50:35,680 [electricity crackling] 976 00:50:37,937 --> 00:50:39,372 What just happened? 977 00:50:39,506 --> 00:50:40,874 We're in the model. 978 00:50:41,775 --> 00:50:43,109 That's not possible. 979 00:50:43,243 --> 00:50:46,980 [tense music playing] 980 00:50:47,113 --> 00:50:48,281 [Rory shakily] What the hell? 981 00:50:48,415 --> 00:50:49,816 I told you not to say his name! 982 00:50:49,949 --> 00:50:51,484 - [lever creaks] - [both screaming] 983 00:50:52,652 --> 00:50:54,187 [Rory yelping] 984 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,289 [Rory] Lydia Deetz, ladies and gentlemen! 985 00:50:56,423 --> 00:50:58,240 [Lydia] Don't ever say that name. 986 00:50:58,158 --> 00:51:00,760 Not ever! We need to leave, now. 987 00:51:00,894 --> 00:51:02,629 [Rory] Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. 988 00:51:02,762 --> 00:51:03,797 [both grunting] 989 00:51:03,930 --> 00:51:05,131 [chair squeaking] 990 00:51:05,265 --> 00:51:06,633 - Is that... - Beetlejuice! 991 00:51:06,766 --> 00:51:08,635 - [exclaims] - [muffled gasp] 992 00:51:08,768 --> 00:51:10,937 [muffled grunting] 993 00:51:11,710 --> 00:51:12,806 First of all, I want you two kids to know, 994 00:51:12,939 --> 00:51:14,674 this is a safe space. Okay? 995 00:51:14,808 --> 00:51:16,176 Feel free to express yourselves. 996 00:51:16,309 --> 00:51:18,178 Don't be afraid. I sense there's an enabler here, 997 00:51:18,311 --> 00:51:19,279 but we'll get to that. 998 00:51:19,412 --> 00:51:20,547 Look, dig deep 999 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,681 and spill your guts. 1000 00:51:21,815 --> 00:51:23,490 Okay? Who wants to go first? 1001 00:51:23,183 --> 00:51:24,617 - Huh? - [muffled grunt] 1002 00:51:24,751 --> 00:51:26,119 All right, I will. 1003 00:51:28,188 --> 00:51:30,156 There you go. See? I'm willing to do the work. 1004 00:51:30,290 --> 00:51:31,758 You two kids need to get in touch 1005 00:51:31,891 --> 00:51:33,360 with your inner child. 1006 00:51:33,493 --> 00:51:34,961 Mine'll be along in just a jiffy. 1007 00:51:38,264 --> 00:51:40,500 Everybody says he's got my eyes. 1008 00:51:40,633 --> 00:51:43,336 - Personally, I don't see it. - [baby snarls] 1009 00:51:43,470 --> 00:51:44,971 - Scram, kid. - [baby yelling] 1010 00:51:45,105 --> 00:51:46,272 - [baby snarls] - [Rory whimpering] 1011 00:51:46,406 --> 00:51:47,907 [baby burping, farting] 1012 00:51:48,410 --> 00:51:49,242 You're just my unpacked trauma. 1013 00:51:49,376 --> 00:51:50,777 You're just my unpacked trauma. 1014 00:51:50,910 --> 00:51:52,746 You're a figment of my imagination. 1015 00:51:52,879 --> 00:51:54,214 Really? 1016 00:51:54,347 --> 00:51:55,582 Is this a figment of your imagination? 1017 00:51:55,715 --> 00:51:57,817 - [Beetlejuice shrieking] - [Rory groans] 1018 00:51:57,951 --> 00:51:59,152 [fussing] 1019 00:51:59,285 --> 00:52:01,721 - [muffled groaning] - [nibbling] 1020 00:52:01,855 --> 00:52:03,390 [snickers] Leg man. 1021 00:52:03,523 --> 00:52:05,125 Just like his old man. 1022 00:52:08,862 --> 00:52:09,796 [gasps] 1023 00:52:09,929 --> 00:52:12,365 That was you stalking me. 1024 00:52:12,499 --> 00:52:13,800 [Beetlejuice] Hey, if stalking means 1025 00:52:13,933 --> 00:52:15,368 trying to remarry the love of my life, 1026 00:52:15,502 --> 00:52:17,771 well, I'm guilty as charged. Come here! 1027 00:52:17,904 --> 00:52:19,472 Home, home, home! 1028 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:28,480 ["Right Here Waiting" by Richard Marx playing] 1029 00:52:33,353 --> 00:52:38,425 [mouthing] ♪ Wherever you go Whatever you do ♪ 1030 00:52:38,558 --> 00:52:43,963 ♪ I will be right here Waiting for you ♪ 1031 00:52:44,970 --> 00:52:45,265 [Rory gasps] 1032 00:52:46,266 --> 00:52:47,434 What happened? 1033 00:52:47,567 --> 00:52:49,436 I just had the wildest dream. 1034 00:52:50,904 --> 00:52:53,273 Yeah, I think we should lay off the pills. 1035 00:52:58,912 --> 00:53:01,548 [snakes hissing] 1036 00:53:01,681 --> 00:53:03,216 Snakes? 1037 00:53:03,350 --> 00:53:05,285 Actually, asps. 1038 00:53:05,418 --> 00:53:06,820 Aren't they beautiful? 1039 00:53:06,953 --> 00:53:08,355 [Astrid] Wedding gift for Rory? 1040 00:53:08,488 --> 00:53:11,291 [snickers] Too late. They've been defanged. 1041 00:53:11,424 --> 00:53:13,493 Guaranteed harmless, and they're for me. 1042 00:53:14,394 --> 00:53:15,595 In Ancient Egypt, 1043 00:53:15,729 --> 00:53:17,970 a queen would perform a ceremony 1044 00:53:17,230 --> 00:53:18,965 at the tomb of her pharaoh using snakes, 1045 00:53:19,990 --> 00:53:21,101 the symbol of undying love. 1046 00:53:21,234 --> 00:53:22,602 - Are you sure about that? - Mmm-hmm. 1047 00:53:22,736 --> 00:53:23,970 We read that they were a constant threat 1048 00:53:24,104 --> 00:53:25,710 to Ra in the underworld 1049 00:53:25,205 --> 00:53:26,406 and represented total chaos. 1050 00:53:26,539 --> 00:53:27,640 Okay, see, that's why schools need 1051 00:53:27,774 --> 00:53:29,342 more art and less reading. 1052 00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:31,177 You got your wish, we're leaving. 1053 00:53:31,311 --> 00:53:32,345 So go pack up your things, 1054 00:53:32,479 --> 00:53:33,513 I'm driving you back to school. 1055 00:53:33,646 --> 00:53:34,948 Wait, what happened? 1056 00:53:35,810 --> 00:53:37,150 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 1057 00:53:37,283 --> 00:53:39,319 I will pay for a fleet of movers 1058 00:53:39,452 --> 00:53:41,354 to take everything back to Manhattan, 1059 00:53:41,488 --> 00:53:42,722 except that model. 1060 00:53:42,856 --> 00:53:44,958 We need to chop it up and burn it. 1061 00:53:45,910 --> 00:53:46,393 [gasps] Oh. 1062 00:53:46,526 --> 00:53:48,495 You're calling off the wedding? 1063 00:53:48,628 --> 00:53:50,497 [Lydia breathing heavily] 1064 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:52,298 [exhales] 1065 00:53:52,432 --> 00:53:53,666 What did that cheese ball do now? 1066 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,100 It's not Rory. 1067 00:53:55,135 --> 00:53:56,102 It's [mouthing] Beetlejuice. 1068 00:53:56,236 --> 00:53:57,270 [in normal voice] He's here. 1069 00:53:57,404 --> 00:53:58,872 In the model. I saw him. 1070 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,410 Rory saw him, too, but he thinks it's a dream. 1071 00:54:01,174 --> 00:54:02,475 [Astrid] Wait, we can't leave yet. 1072 00:54:04,177 --> 00:54:07,180 I have plans tomorrow with this boy that I met. 1073 00:54:09,449 --> 00:54:11,351 How did you have time to meet a boy? 1074 00:54:11,484 --> 00:54:13,860 You had time to get married. 1075 00:54:13,219 --> 00:54:15,522 [smacks lips] She doesn't mean it. It's just karma. 1076 00:54:15,655 --> 00:54:16,890 Whatever. I was biking 1077 00:54:17,230 --> 00:54:18,658 and then I kinda crashed into his fence 1078 00:54:18,792 --> 00:54:20,493 and we started talking, 1079 00:54:20,627 --> 00:54:21,594 and then he invited me over to his place for Halloween. 1080 00:54:23,897 --> 00:54:25,265 Can I go, Mom? 1081 00:54:25,398 --> 00:54:26,800 [Delia] Mmm-mmm. 1082 00:54:26,933 --> 00:54:27,901 Please? 1083 00:54:29,102 --> 00:54:31,400 [Lydia mumbles] 1084 00:54:31,137 --> 00:54:33,573 [Delia] I will not allow that menace to humanity 1085 00:54:33,707 --> 00:54:35,642 to upheave our family again. 1086 00:54:35,775 --> 00:54:38,978 No one goes in there, no one calls his name! 1087 00:54:39,112 --> 00:54:40,847 We're gonna be fine, right? 1088 00:54:40,980 --> 00:54:43,350 [Astrid] Mom, come on! I'm gonna be late. 1089 00:54:43,483 --> 00:54:49,456 [mysterious music playing] 1090 00:54:52,192 --> 00:54:56,296 [children chattering and laughing] 1091 00:54:56,429 --> 00:54:58,310 [child] Trick or treat! 1092 00:55:02,469 --> 00:55:03,737 Are you sure this is the right address? 1093 00:55:03,870 --> 00:55:05,438 Yeah. 1094 00:55:05,572 --> 00:55:07,240 - 125 Jefferson Lane. - [children shouting excitedly] 1095 00:55:07,374 --> 00:55:09,750 Don't judge... all right? 1096 00:55:09,209 --> 00:55:10,677 His dad just got into an accident at work, 1097 00:55:10,810 --> 00:55:12,780 and they're going through a rough patch. 1098 00:55:12,212 --> 00:55:13,413 [child] Trick or treat! 1099 00:55:13,546 --> 00:55:14,547 He's cute. 1100 00:55:15,849 --> 00:55:17,117 What are you doing? 1101 00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:18,485 I was gonna go say "hey" to his parents. 1102 00:55:18,618 --> 00:55:20,453 Seriously? This isn't a playdate. 1103 00:55:20,587 --> 00:55:21,554 I mean, we're not six years old. 1104 00:55:21,688 --> 00:55:22,655 Nothing's gonna happen. 1105 00:55:22,789 --> 00:55:24,824 All right, okay. You're right. 1106 00:55:24,958 --> 00:55:27,961 Have fun, and I'll pick you up at 10:00. 1107 00:55:28,940 --> 00:55:29,396 Not a second later. 1108 00:55:33,433 --> 00:55:34,434 [child 1] Come on, quick! 1109 00:55:36,936 --> 00:55:38,104 [child 2] Trick or treat! 1110 00:55:40,607 --> 00:55:41,641 [sighs] 1111 00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:47,914 ["Svefn-g-englar" by Sigur Rós playing] 1112 00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:58,858 [Jeremy] I, uh, raided the basement. 1113 00:55:58,992 --> 00:56:01,161 I forgot we even had half this stuff. 1114 00:56:01,294 --> 00:56:02,429 Yeah, you really went all out. 1115 00:56:02,562 --> 00:56:04,264 Yeah. [chuckles] 1116 00:56:04,397 --> 00:56:06,266 I like the James Dean costume, by the way. 1117 00:56:06,399 --> 00:56:07,434 Thank you. But yeah, 1118 00:56:07,567 --> 00:56:09,690 my parents think I look more like 1119 00:56:09,202 --> 00:56:10,837 Richie from Happy Days. 1120 00:56:10,970 --> 00:56:12,939 - Mmm? - Your costume looks great. 1121 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,642 Who are you supposed to be? 1122 00:56:15,775 --> 00:56:16,810 Marie Curie. 1123 00:56:18,945 --> 00:56:20,513 Two-time Nobel Prize-winning French physicist 1124 00:56:20,647 --> 00:56:22,282 - and feminist icon. - Oh, she was, uh, 1125 00:56:22,415 --> 00:56:24,617 she discovered radiation. Right? 1126 00:56:24,751 --> 00:56:25,885 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1127 00:56:26,190 --> 00:56:26,986 Yeah, her work was killing her. 1128 00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,321 She didn't even realize it. 1129 00:56:28,455 --> 00:56:30,390 Yeah, well, for someone who is dying 1130 00:56:30,523 --> 00:56:32,625 of radiation poisoning, 1131 00:56:32,759 --> 00:56:36,196 uh, you look beautiful. 1132 00:56:36,329 --> 00:56:39,799 I brought some candy. Or a lot of... I... 1133 00:56:39,933 --> 00:56:41,267 It's probably too much actually. 1134 00:56:41,401 --> 00:56:42,936 But, uh, we can, I don't know, 1135 00:56:43,690 --> 00:56:44,938 maybe binge on whatever's left over, if you want? 1136 00:56:45,710 --> 00:56:47,700 Or we could start handing it out now, 1137 00:56:47,140 --> 00:56:48,541 if that's... 1138 00:56:48,675 --> 00:56:50,210 - what you wanna do. - Yeah. 1139 00:56:50,343 --> 00:56:52,979 Uh, I have a confession, actually. 1140 00:56:54,481 --> 00:56:57,484 I'd rather stay up here with you. 1141 00:57:00,954 --> 00:57:02,989 Okay. Yeah. 1142 00:57:03,923 --> 00:57:04,891 That works, too. 1143 00:57:16,690 --> 00:57:17,370 [chuckles] 1144 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:21,274 [gasps] 1145 00:57:25,345 --> 00:57:26,746 [whimpers] 1146 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,848 [stutters] Please don't freak out. 1147 00:57:28,982 --> 00:57:29,983 What are you? 1148 00:57:30,950 --> 00:57:31,918 Don't you know? 1149 00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:36,560 Astrid, really, you don't have to be scared. 1150 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:39,259 You're a ghost. 1151 00:57:43,329 --> 00:57:44,931 My mom was telling the truth. Shit! 1152 00:57:45,650 --> 00:57:46,533 When my mom and dad used to fight, 1153 00:57:46,666 --> 00:57:48,268 I used to steal one of my dad's six-packs 1154 00:57:48,401 --> 00:57:50,303 and go hide out in the tree fort. 1155 00:57:50,437 --> 00:57:51,438 And one day, 1156 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:53,940 I slipped 1157 00:57:54,740 --> 00:57:55,750 and fell. 1158 00:57:56,509 --> 00:57:57,610 How long ago did that happen? 1159 00:57:57,744 --> 00:57:59,913 23 years, 5 months and 14 days. 1160 00:58:00,460 --> 00:58:01,514 But who's counting? 1161 00:58:01,648 --> 00:58:02,882 I've been stuck in this house for 23 years. 1162 00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,785 I can't go any further than that tree. 1163 00:58:05,919 --> 00:58:09,220 And I've just spent my time watching the world go by. 1164 00:58:09,155 --> 00:58:10,623 But then you came along, 1165 00:58:10,757 --> 00:58:11,958 and you could see me. 1166 00:58:14,270 --> 00:58:15,562 And I've been on my own for so long, 1167 00:58:15,695 --> 00:58:17,764 it was like a grenade had gone off in my head. 1168 00:58:17,897 --> 00:58:18,965 It was amazing. 1169 00:58:19,766 --> 00:58:20,834 You're amazing. 1170 00:58:20,967 --> 00:58:22,569 - I should go. - Astrid, I know. 1171 00:58:22,702 --> 00:58:23,937 I know it's insane. 1172 00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:27,207 But I really like you, 1173 00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:28,975 and I want us to be together. 1174 00:58:30,377 --> 00:58:31,945 How? 1175 00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,314 You're dead, I'm alive. That doesn't make any sense. 1176 00:58:35,448 --> 00:58:36,816 Well, uh, 1177 00:58:36,950 --> 00:58:38,651 what if I told you 1178 00:58:38,785 --> 00:58:40,453 that I'd found a way to come back. 1179 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:43,456 To be human again. 1180 00:58:43,590 --> 00:58:45,592 Um, it's all in this book. 1181 00:58:45,725 --> 00:58:47,460 Uh, everyone gets one of these when they die. 1182 00:58:47,594 --> 00:58:48,762 It's kind of complicated, 1183 00:58:48,895 --> 00:58:51,310 but, uh, I can only do it 1184 00:58:51,164 --> 00:58:54,834 with the help of a living person. 1185 00:58:54,968 --> 00:58:57,904 And you could literally give me my life back. 1186 00:58:58,380 --> 00:59:00,573 I don't know. Maybe we could ask my mom? 1187 00:59:00,707 --> 00:59:03,109 'Cause she's supposed to be the undead expert, right? 1188 00:59:03,243 --> 00:59:04,644 Yeah, well, I... 1189 00:59:04,778 --> 00:59:07,180 I'm sure she'll give you a million reasons 1190 00:59:07,313 --> 00:59:08,682 to stay away. 1191 00:59:08,815 --> 00:59:10,517 But I'll give you one reason to help me. 1192 00:59:12,485 --> 00:59:14,721 You'd get to see your dad. 1193 00:59:15,588 --> 00:59:16,556 Again. 1194 00:59:16,690 --> 00:59:22,696 [suspenseful music playing] 1195 00:59:31,104 --> 00:59:32,872 [Jane sighs] I have the first official open house 1196 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:34,441 a week from Sunday, 1197 00:59:34,574 --> 00:59:36,209 and then we will let the bidding war begin. 1198 00:59:36,343 --> 00:59:37,544 Where's Rory? 1199 00:59:37,677 --> 00:59:39,212 Supermarket. 1200 00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:41,281 Swapping out the candy I bought for carrot sticks. 1201 00:59:41,414 --> 00:59:43,650 Because Rory loves to fun-suck everything. 1202 00:59:43,783 --> 00:59:44,984 Even Halloween. 1203 00:59:45,118 --> 00:59:47,587 Gotta run. See you at the church. 1204 00:59:47,721 --> 00:59:50,390 Oh. Unless you're calling off the wedding? 1205 00:59:50,523 --> 00:59:51,524 No, Delia. 1206 00:59:52,459 --> 00:59:53,426 Where are you going? 1207 00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:54,928 Cemetery. 1208 00:59:55,610 --> 00:59:57,630 To commune with my dear husband's spirit. 1209 00:59:59,265 --> 01:00:01,340 I need to skedaddle, too. 1210 01:00:01,167 --> 01:00:02,736 I'm co-chaperoning 1211 01:00:02,869 --> 01:00:05,372 Littler Jane's Girl Scout troop. 1212 01:00:05,505 --> 01:00:07,707 We spent weeks coming up with a group costume theme. 1213 01:00:07,841 --> 01:00:10,744 We agreed nothing Disney. 1214 01:00:10,877 --> 01:00:12,579 The closest we ever got to Disney 1215 01:00:12,712 --> 01:00:16,516 was when Astrid dressed as Cinderella's dead mom. 1216 01:00:16,649 --> 01:00:18,351 You'll never guess what the girls came up with. 1217 01:00:18,485 --> 01:00:20,787 - [Lydia] Mmm? - Fruit salad. 1218 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,255 Isn't that genius? 1219 01:00:22,389 --> 01:00:24,257 It's healthy and non-triggering. 1220 01:00:25,158 --> 01:00:26,126 I'm going as... 1221 01:00:28,828 --> 01:00:30,697 "reverse mortgage." 1222 01:00:30,830 --> 01:00:32,699 Which is "mortgage" spelled backwards. 1223 01:00:33,967 --> 01:00:35,368 Where is Astrid? 1224 01:00:35,502 --> 01:00:37,837 On a date. Her first. 1225 01:00:37,971 --> 01:00:40,273 I think I'm more nervous than she is. 1226 01:00:40,407 --> 01:00:41,941 The boy lives over on Jefferson. 1227 01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:44,110 Don't mention that street. 1228 01:00:44,244 --> 01:00:45,211 I have a listing that's kept me 1229 01:00:45,345 --> 01:00:47,380 from a perfect sales record. 1230 01:00:47,514 --> 01:00:49,249 Oh, it's my own fault. 1231 01:00:49,382 --> 01:00:51,718 The place had been on the market for years... 1232 01:00:51,851 --> 01:00:54,220 but I thought if I could sell the "Murder House," 1233 01:00:54,354 --> 01:00:55,722 it would be a feather in my cap. 1234 01:00:55,855 --> 01:00:56,956 Murder House? 1235 01:00:57,624 --> 01:00:58,625 Which house? 1236 01:00:59,726 --> 01:01:01,461 125. 1237 01:01:01,594 --> 01:01:03,229 That's where I dropped Astrid off. 1238 01:01:03,363 --> 01:01:04,931 She was seeing a boy named Jeremy. 1239 01:01:05,650 --> 01:01:08,340 - [unsettling music playing] - Jeremy Frazier? 1240 01:01:08,168 --> 01:01:10,136 I didn't get his last name. 1241 01:01:11,237 --> 01:01:12,906 Oh, no, it can't be him. 1242 01:01:13,390 --> 01:01:16,760 But Jeremy Frazier was bad news. 1243 01:01:16,209 --> 01:01:19,479 Twenty-three years ago, he murdered his parents. 1244 01:01:19,612 --> 01:01:21,481 The cops found him hiding in his tree house. 1245 01:01:21,614 --> 01:01:22,582 When they tried to get him out, 1246 01:01:22,716 --> 01:01:24,584 he fell, broke his neck, 1247 01:01:24,718 --> 01:01:26,286 died instantly. 1248 01:01:26,419 --> 01:01:27,420 [gasps] 1249 01:01:31,758 --> 01:01:34,227 That's all you have to do to get into the Afterlife? 1250 01:01:34,361 --> 01:01:36,463 Draw a door with some chalk? 1251 01:01:36,596 --> 01:01:37,897 Oh, and knock three times? 1252 01:01:38,310 --> 01:01:39,232 I'm just doing what it says in there. 1253 01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:40,333 So lame. 1254 01:01:41,234 --> 01:01:43,236 [rumbling] 1255 01:01:43,370 --> 01:01:45,171 [debris clattering] 1256 01:01:45,305 --> 01:01:46,806 [suspenseful music playing] 1257 01:01:51,110 --> 01:01:52,979 - Or maybe it's not so lame. - [chuckles] 1258 01:01:53,113 --> 01:01:54,881 And what do we do? We just walk through? 1259 01:01:55,150 --> 01:01:56,816 I can. But since you're still alive, 1260 01:01:56,950 --> 01:01:59,119 you have to read that incantation first. 1261 01:02:01,454 --> 01:02:05,250 [reading in Latin] "De mundo vivorum audeo in iterum..." 1262 01:02:05,158 --> 01:02:07,260 [children shouting] 1263 01:02:07,394 --> 01:02:09,696 [tires screeching] 1264 01:02:09,829 --> 01:02:12,132 [tense music playing] 1265 01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:22,876 [Lydia] Astrid! 1266 01:02:25,712 --> 01:02:26,713 [grunts] 1267 01:02:28,515 --> 01:02:30,417 [woman] Jeremy, is that you? 1268 01:02:30,550 --> 01:02:32,886 [eerie music playing] 1269 01:02:33,190 --> 01:02:36,356 [tense music resumes] 1270 01:02:36,489 --> 01:02:39,325 "Ut liber iterum ambulet alius." 1271 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:42,128 Okay. 1272 01:02:42,262 --> 01:02:43,797 I think that worked. 1273 01:02:44,497 --> 01:02:45,565 Astrid! 1274 01:02:49,350 --> 01:02:50,360 Let's go see your dad. 1275 01:02:53,473 --> 01:02:55,342 [gasps] Astrid! No! 1276 01:03:01,748 --> 01:03:02,749 Okay. 1277 01:03:05,485 --> 01:03:11,491 [muzak playing] 1278 01:03:13,693 --> 01:03:15,829 Uh, okay, you just wait here. 1279 01:03:15,962 --> 01:03:18,980 I'm gonna go find out where we're supposed to go. 1280 01:03:18,231 --> 01:03:20,667 Make sure to ask where my dad is. 1281 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,802 [Jeremy] Excuse me, sorry, sorry for... 1282 01:03:24,504 --> 01:03:25,572 [Astrid] Merry Christmas. 1283 01:03:25,705 --> 01:03:26,940 [raspily] Merry Christmas. 1284 01:03:28,508 --> 01:03:29,743 [Jeremy] Thanks. 1285 01:03:29,876 --> 01:03:31,411 Okay, we need to go to Immigration. 1286 01:03:38,585 --> 01:03:41,421 [Charles] Excuse me, can I please speak to your manager? 1287 01:03:41,554 --> 01:03:44,524 My wife is gonna flay me if I don't get home soon. 1288 01:03:44,657 --> 01:03:46,760 [woman] That's sweet. Take a number and a seat. 1289 01:03:47,594 --> 01:03:48,628 [Charles scoffs] 1290 01:03:51,531 --> 01:03:52,899 [sighs] 1291 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:54,401 Whoa, dude. 1292 01:03:54,534 --> 01:03:55,502 [blood spurting] 1293 01:03:56,436 --> 01:03:58,905 [haunting music playing] 1294 01:03:59,390 --> 01:04:01,341 [Delia] Oh, Powers of the Hereafter, 1295 01:04:01,474 --> 01:04:05,578 accept my Charles as I have accepted his passing. 1296 01:04:06,279 --> 01:04:07,781 No, I haven't. 1297 01:04:07,914 --> 01:04:09,816 And I won't ever. 1298 01:04:09,949 --> 01:04:11,951 There is no expiry date on sorrow. 1299 01:04:13,219 --> 01:04:15,455 Oh. Oh, that's good. 1300 01:04:15,588 --> 01:04:19,225 Though there is no expiry date on sorrow! 1301 01:04:19,359 --> 01:04:20,927 Kings of Commerce, 1302 01:04:21,610 --> 01:04:22,429 Knights of Nasdaq, 1303 01:04:22,562 --> 01:04:26,700 deem him worthy to enter the gates of your realm. 1304 01:04:26,833 --> 01:04:29,269 You are no more, my king. 1305 01:04:29,402 --> 01:04:31,471 But with the blessing of the angels 1306 01:04:31,604 --> 01:04:33,206 - of undying love... - [snakes hissing] 1307 01:04:34,140 --> 01:04:36,876 I, your surviving queen, 1308 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:39,145 proudly take up the mantle of your... 1309 01:04:39,279 --> 01:04:40,947 - [snakes hissing] - [neck cracks] 1310 01:04:41,810 --> 01:04:42,582 - [winces] - [body thuds] 1311 01:04:42,716 --> 01:04:44,517 [snakes hissing] 1312 01:04:44,651 --> 01:04:46,653 [Rory] Okay. There you go. Thank you. 1313 01:04:48,221 --> 01:04:49,923 You all right, honey? You look a little manic. 1314 01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:51,424 Just pre-wedding jitters. 1315 01:04:51,558 --> 01:04:53,259 I'm just gonna go up and try on my dress, 1316 01:04:53,393 --> 01:04:54,961 but don't come up 1317 01:04:55,950 --> 01:04:56,496 'cause it's bad luck to see me before the ceremony. 1318 01:04:56,629 --> 01:04:57,630 Sure. 1319 01:04:58,531 --> 01:04:59,799 [children laughing] 1320 01:04:59,933 --> 01:05:02,302 Oh, well, hello. Who's clowning around? 1321 01:05:02,435 --> 01:05:04,237 - [child 1] Trick or treat! - [child 2] Trick or treat! 1322 01:05:04,371 --> 01:05:05,672 Here we are. 1323 01:05:05,805 --> 01:05:07,140 - Apples... - [children] Thank you! 1324 01:05:07,273 --> 01:05:09,142 ...carrot sticks, and some blonde raisins, 1325 01:05:09,275 --> 01:05:10,710 'cause no one likes a big, fat clown. 1326 01:05:10,844 --> 01:05:12,679 [children laughing] 1327 01:05:12,812 --> 01:05:14,481 [tense music playing] 1328 01:05:14,614 --> 01:05:16,182 I can't believe I'm doing this. 1329 01:05:17,650 --> 01:05:19,786 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. 1330 01:05:19,919 --> 01:05:20,854 [thunderclap] 1331 01:05:20,987 --> 01:05:23,323 [ground cracking] 1332 01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:29,195 [horse neighing] 1333 01:05:32,632 --> 01:05:35,368 [woman shrieking] 1334 01:05:38,238 --> 01:05:39,839 [ground rumbling] 1335 01:05:39,973 --> 01:05:42,742 [sinister music playing] 1336 01:05:49,482 --> 01:05:51,484 The Juice is loose. 1337 01:05:52,519 --> 01:05:53,853 [gasps] 1338 01:05:53,987 --> 01:05:55,321 I need you to tell me what this means. 1339 01:05:55,455 --> 01:05:57,957 Oh, well, let's have a look, shall we? 1340 01:05:58,910 --> 01:06:00,393 Long story short, your daughter's screwed. 1341 01:06:00,527 --> 01:06:02,462 She decided to trade lives with the boy. 1342 01:06:02,595 --> 01:06:04,130 He gets to come back, 1343 01:06:04,264 --> 01:06:05,632 while she's stuck on the other side permanently. 1344 01:06:05,765 --> 01:06:07,534 One-way ticket on the Soul Train. 1345 01:06:07,667 --> 01:06:08,868 - Soul Train? - That's right. 1346 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,371 Last stop, the Great Beyond. 1347 01:06:11,504 --> 01:06:13,730 No, she can't get on that train. 1348 01:06:13,206 --> 01:06:14,774 You've gotta get me in there so I can get her out. 1349 01:06:14,908 --> 01:06:16,276 Well, I can get you in, 1350 01:06:16,409 --> 01:06:18,511 but it's gonna take a quid pro quo. 1351 01:06:18,645 --> 01:06:20,714 Of course there is. What do you want? 1352 01:06:20,847 --> 01:06:22,582 Well, I've got this ex-wife, you know? 1353 01:06:22,716 --> 01:06:24,851 And she's kind of a whack job, first of all. We're through. 1354 01:06:24,984 --> 01:06:26,619 She's kinda clingy. 1355 01:06:26,753 --> 01:06:27,687 If I could just get away from her permanently somehow. 1356 01:06:27,821 --> 01:06:29,122 You want me to marry you! 1357 01:06:29,255 --> 01:06:30,757 I thought you'd never ask. 1358 01:06:30,890 --> 01:06:32,492 How do I know that you're gonna keep your word? 1359 01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,327 I swear on my dead mother's soul. 1360 01:06:34,461 --> 01:06:35,762 Yikes! 1361 01:06:37,897 --> 01:06:39,432 Okay, fine. 1362 01:06:39,566 --> 01:06:41,334 I'll marry you if you help me save my daughter. 1363 01:06:41,468 --> 01:06:42,635 I'm gonna need that in writing. 1364 01:06:42,769 --> 01:06:44,270 - Give me that. - Ow. 1365 01:06:44,404 --> 01:06:45,405 And here we go. 1366 01:06:48,441 --> 01:06:49,809 I'm gonna make you so happy. 1367 01:06:49,943 --> 01:06:52,479 Jesus! What's the plan on getting in? 1368 01:06:52,612 --> 01:06:53,713 [chalk scraping] 1369 01:06:58,952 --> 01:07:00,860 Yeah. 1370 01:07:02,222 --> 01:07:04,624 Well, can't exactly go through the front door. 1371 01:07:15,201 --> 01:07:16,970 - [typewriter clacking] - [phones ringing] 1372 01:07:17,103 --> 01:07:19,272 [caller 1] We need a demon possession. 1373 01:07:19,406 --> 01:07:20,607 [caller 2] Our case worker's on strike 1374 01:07:20,740 --> 01:07:21,741 and the waiting room's... 1375 01:07:21,875 --> 01:07:23,176 [caller 3] Tell Beetlejuice 1376 01:07:23,309 --> 01:07:24,811 these people are still in my house. 1377 01:07:24,944 --> 01:07:26,120 [shrinkers gasping] 1378 01:07:28,715 --> 01:07:30,850 [caller 3] Hello? Hello? 1379 01:07:32,452 --> 01:07:33,453 You never saw us. 1380 01:07:34,254 --> 01:07:35,221 ¿Comprende? 1381 01:07:36,756 --> 01:07:39,225 Bob, you and the boys stand guard. 1382 01:07:39,359 --> 01:07:41,610 Nobody gets through. [snaps fingers] 1383 01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:44,640 Let's go, honey. 1384 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:50,360 [muffled speech] 1385 01:08:02,248 --> 01:08:04,217 [grunts quizzically] 1386 01:08:04,351 --> 01:08:05,819 - [boy 1] Trick or treat. - [boy 2] Trick or treat. 1387 01:08:05,952 --> 01:08:07,354 [Rory] Whoa, whoa. 1388 01:08:07,487 --> 01:08:08,655 One each. 1389 01:08:08,788 --> 01:08:09,856 Honor system. 1390 01:08:09,989 --> 01:08:11,558 Yeah, right. ***hole. 1391 01:08:11,691 --> 01:08:12,992 [boys laughing] 1392 01:08:13,126 --> 01:08:14,661 - [clattering upstairs] - Huh? 1393 01:08:14,794 --> 01:08:16,162 [shrinkers grunting] 1394 01:08:18,465 --> 01:08:19,799 Okay, everyone, 1395 01:08:19,933 --> 01:08:20,967 strawberries get first pick this time. 1396 01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:22,969 No crowding. 1397 01:08:23,103 --> 01:08:25,805 - [screaming] - [children screaming] 1398 01:08:25,939 --> 01:08:28,341 [Rory whimpering] 1399 01:08:28,475 --> 01:08:30,643 [thunder rumbling] 1400 01:08:34,147 --> 01:08:36,182 Hands on your head, asswipe! 1401 01:08:36,316 --> 01:08:38,785 Or I'll spray-paint the wall with your brains! 1402 01:08:38,918 --> 01:08:40,860 [dispatcher over radio] 10-31 reporting. 1403 01:08:40,220 --> 01:08:41,588 Oh, no, dude. 1404 01:08:42,555 --> 01:08:43,923 That was way too forced. 1405 01:08:44,570 --> 01:08:46,126 Remember, throw it away. 1406 01:08:46,259 --> 01:08:48,280 Underplay it. 1407 01:08:48,161 --> 01:08:50,960 - You gotta keep it real. - [alarm blaring] 1408 01:08:50,230 --> 01:08:51,197 - [automated voice] Warning. - Olga, 1409 01:08:51,331 --> 01:08:52,565 what the hell is going on? 1410 01:08:52,699 --> 01:08:55,235 We got a code 6-9-9 violation. 1411 01:08:55,368 --> 01:08:56,870 You mean to tell me 1412 01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:59,139 a live one illegally broke into the Afterlife? 1413 01:08:59,272 --> 01:09:01,107 [automated voice] ...6-9-9 violation. 1414 01:09:01,241 --> 01:09:03,843 Time to call the Ghoul Squad. 1415 01:09:03,977 --> 01:09:06,179 [growls] 1416 01:09:06,312 --> 01:09:09,783 I need a hard target search for two suspects. 1417 01:09:09,916 --> 01:09:11,510 Scumbag... 1418 01:09:11,184 --> 01:09:13,620 goes by the name of Beetlejuice. 1419 01:09:13,753 --> 01:09:15,455 And a female Fleshbag. 1420 01:09:15,588 --> 01:09:17,891 One Lydia Deetz. 1421 01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:21,928 Kick down every door. Leave no gravestone unturned. 1422 01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:26,366 Hell, sift through the sands of Titan if you have to! 1423 01:09:26,499 --> 01:09:28,468 Men... 1424 01:09:28,601 --> 01:09:30,603 this is what you've been training 1425 01:09:30,737 --> 01:09:32,205 your entire deaths for. 1426 01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:34,474 And remember... 1427 01:09:34,607 --> 01:09:36,242 [in unison] Gotta keep it real! 1428 01:09:36,910 --> 01:09:37,844 Yes! 1429 01:09:37,977 --> 01:09:40,780 [whooping dramatically] 1430 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:47,287 [muzak playing] 1431 01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:49,890 What the hell? 1432 01:09:50,423 --> 01:09:52,158 Where am... What? 1433 01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:55,261 No. No. No! 1434 01:09:56,796 --> 01:09:58,498 No! [whimpering] 1435 01:09:58,631 --> 01:10:00,600 No! 1436 01:10:00,734 --> 01:10:02,369 - Excuse me! - [cat meowing] 1437 01:10:02,502 --> 01:10:04,137 What if a mistake's been made? 1438 01:10:04,270 --> 01:10:06,239 Because I'm not supposed to be here. 1439 01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:08,808 [man grunting, muffled] 1440 01:10:12,812 --> 01:10:13,947 Seriously? 1441 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,649 No. I have global entry. 1442 01:10:16,783 --> 01:10:18,785 Is there a line for that? 1443 01:10:18,918 --> 01:10:20,787 [whimpers] 1444 01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:24,357 [announcer over PA] The 8:35 to the Great Beyond 1445 01:10:24,491 --> 01:10:25,759 is on time. 1446 01:10:25,892 --> 01:10:27,527 [officer in Russian accent] Next. 1447 01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:30,163 Stand on the marks and look directly into the camera. 1448 01:10:31,297 --> 01:10:33,990 Say "cheese." 1449 01:10:33,233 --> 01:10:35,101 [camera shutter clicks loudly] 1450 01:10:35,235 --> 01:10:36,836 Whoa! [laughs] 1451 01:10:36,970 --> 01:10:37,971 Are you okay? 1452 01:10:39,873 --> 01:10:42,342 No. I feel strange. 1453 01:10:42,475 --> 01:10:45,110 I feel amazing. Go figure. 1454 01:10:45,145 --> 01:10:46,579 - What just happened? - Well, it's real simple. 1455 01:10:46,713 --> 01:10:50,150 You remember the chant that I got you to recite? 1456 01:10:50,283 --> 01:10:54,854 Uh, you agreed to swap your life for mine. 1457 01:10:55,722 --> 01:10:57,223 What? 1458 01:10:57,357 --> 01:10:59,359 I needed your life so that I could walk free again. 1459 01:10:59,492 --> 01:11:00,660 [guards grunting] 1460 01:11:00,794 --> 01:11:02,829 She's got a seat on the Soul Train. 1461 01:11:02,962 --> 01:11:04,831 One-way to the Great Beyond. 1462 01:11:04,964 --> 01:11:07,167 If you hustle, you can make the 8:35. 1463 01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:08,668 - [Astrid] Wait, no! Wait! - Thank you very much. 1464 01:11:08,802 --> 01:11:09,903 [guards speaking Russian] 1465 01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:11,400 [Astrid] I never agreed to this! 1466 01:11:12,205 --> 01:11:13,573 Uh, how do I cross back over? 1467 01:11:13,707 --> 01:11:16,176 Get this stamped first. Window 11. 1468 01:11:16,309 --> 01:11:19,145 The transfer isn't permanent till then. 1469 01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:21,581 - [Astrid grunting] - [guards speaking Russian] 1470 01:11:23,983 --> 01:11:25,585 Dad? 1471 01:11:25,719 --> 01:11:26,920 - Astrid? - Dad? 1472 01:11:27,530 --> 01:11:29,550 Dad! Help me! 1473 01:11:29,556 --> 01:11:30,523 Dad! 1474 01:11:30,657 --> 01:11:32,525 Astrid! 1475 01:11:32,659 --> 01:11:37,263 [dramatic choral music playing] 1476 01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:52,412 Soon, my beloved. 1477 01:11:52,545 --> 01:11:53,713 Soon. 1478 01:12:02,222 --> 01:12:03,590 [glass shatters] 1479 01:12:06,893 --> 01:12:11,970 [whimpering] 1480 01:12:11,231 --> 01:12:13,900 [automated voice] Warning, violation code 6-9-9. 1481 01:12:14,340 --> 01:12:15,402 [cop] All clear. Let's go. 1482 01:12:15,535 --> 01:12:16,436 We're like Bonnie and Clyde, you and me. 1483 01:12:16,569 --> 01:12:17,737 Without the bullet holes. 1484 01:12:17,871 --> 01:12:18,872 Do you even know where we're going? 1485 01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:20,306 You go right down the hallway, 1486 01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:21,908 three rights through the ninth door... 1487 01:12:22,420 --> 01:12:23,760 [automated voice] Violation code 6-9-9. 1488 01:12:23,209 --> 01:12:24,210 ...and right to the Soul Train. 1489 01:12:24,344 --> 01:12:25,745 Where are you going? 1490 01:12:25,879 --> 01:12:27,113 I'm gonna go to the little boy's room first. 1491 01:12:32,619 --> 01:12:35,155 ["Soul Train Theme" by The Soul Train Gang plays] 1492 01:12:37,290 --> 01:12:38,925 [indistinct chatter and laughter] 1493 01:12:48,301 --> 01:12:49,302 [Astrid struggling] 1494 01:12:55,241 --> 01:12:58,111 [over PA] This is the 8:35... 1495 01:12:58,244 --> 01:12:59,779 to the Great Beyond! 1496 01:12:59,913 --> 01:13:01,281 [all cheering] 1497 01:13:01,414 --> 01:13:02,782 [Don Cornelius] All aboard 1498 01:13:02,916 --> 01:13:04,884 the Soul Train! 1499 01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:06,953 ["Soul Train Theme" plays] 1500 01:13:13,660 --> 01:13:14,794 No. No! 1501 01:13:15,995 --> 01:13:16,996 No! 1502 01:13:18,980 --> 01:13:19,632 [woman] Yeah! Whoo! 1503 01:13:22,669 --> 01:13:23,803 [Lydia] Astrid! 1504 01:13:23,937 --> 01:13:25,105 Astrid! 1505 01:13:26,606 --> 01:13:28,608 No! No, no! 1506 01:13:28,742 --> 01:13:29,676 No, no! 1507 01:13:29,809 --> 01:13:30,810 Please, no! 1508 01:13:30,944 --> 01:13:33,113 ["Soul Train Theme" continues] 1509 01:13:39,652 --> 01:13:42,288 [man] Hey, shake your thing, mama. 1510 01:13:42,422 --> 01:13:43,523 Hey! 1511 01:13:43,656 --> 01:13:44,758 [Lydia panting] 1512 01:13:52,399 --> 01:13:53,733 Astrid! 1513 01:13:54,901 --> 01:13:55,902 [gasping] 1514 01:14:00,974 --> 01:14:03,276 - [guards shouting] - [Lydia gasps] 1515 01:14:04,344 --> 01:14:05,178 Shoot! 1516 01:14:06,746 --> 01:14:07,580 Freeze! 1517 01:14:08,548 --> 01:14:09,549 There. 1518 01:14:13,186 --> 01:14:14,854 By the way, I saw Dad. 1519 01:14:17,891 --> 01:14:18,892 [both screaming] 1520 01:14:25,965 --> 01:14:27,333 [echoing] Hey, where are we? 1521 01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:28,535 I don't know. 1522 01:14:31,338 --> 01:14:33,173 Hey, that's Saturn. 1523 01:14:33,306 --> 01:14:36,209 Right? So we must be on one of its moons. 1524 01:14:36,343 --> 01:14:38,110 I swear, the Afterlife is so random! 1525 01:14:41,470 --> 01:14:42,749 [wind blowing] 1526 01:14:46,419 --> 01:14:47,754 [rumbling] 1527 01:14:53,460 --> 01:14:54,561 [tense music playing] 1528 01:14:54,694 --> 01:14:57,397 [wind blowing] 1529 01:14:59,866 --> 01:15:02,102 Sandworm! Run! 1530 01:15:06,239 --> 01:15:08,800 [panting] 1531 01:15:10,210 --> 01:15:11,745 [Richard] Take my hand! 1532 01:15:11,878 --> 01:15:13,113 [all grunting] 1533 01:15:15,148 --> 01:15:17,150 [roaring] 1534 01:15:18,385 --> 01:15:19,552 [Richard] Here! Come on! 1535 01:15:20,587 --> 01:15:21,554 [roaring] 1536 01:15:21,688 --> 01:15:22,722 [Astrid grunts] 1537 01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:28,795 [panting] 1538 01:15:30,230 --> 01:15:31,965 [coffee machine whirring] 1539 01:15:32,980 --> 01:15:38,104 [muzak playing] 1540 01:15:42,108 --> 01:15:44,310 [fish squelching] 1541 01:15:46,913 --> 01:15:49,150 [both chuckle] 1542 01:15:49,149 --> 01:15:50,617 Marie Curie. 1543 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:52,719 After the radiation poisoning. 1544 01:15:52,852 --> 01:15:54,287 Right? 1545 01:15:54,421 --> 01:15:55,622 - Learned from the best. - [Richard chuckles] 1546 01:15:57,157 --> 01:15:58,324 We made a great kid. 1547 01:15:59,192 --> 01:16:01,194 Yeah, we did. 1548 01:16:02,862 --> 01:16:03,863 Come here! 1549 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:08,568 I know you can't see me, 1550 01:16:08,702 --> 01:16:11,471 but I check in on you both all the time. 1551 01:16:11,604 --> 01:16:12,672 And I don't want to be the reason 1552 01:16:12,806 --> 01:16:14,507 that drove you two apart. 1553 01:16:14,641 --> 01:16:15,642 You need each other. 1554 01:16:16,776 --> 01:16:18,311 You make each other better. 1555 01:16:19,312 --> 01:16:20,347 Always have. 1556 01:16:21,848 --> 01:16:23,490 - [alarm blares] - [automated voice] Alert! 1557 01:16:23,183 --> 01:16:24,451 We have a 6-9-9 violation. 1558 01:16:24,584 --> 01:16:26,286 We gotta get back to Winter River. 1559 01:16:26,419 --> 01:16:28,154 You can't leave until Astrid gets her life back. 1560 01:16:28,288 --> 01:16:30,824 - Warning! Intruder detected! - Let's go. 1561 01:16:32,525 --> 01:16:35,628 The Ghoul patrol found the breach and sealed it. 1562 01:16:35,762 --> 01:16:38,798 Any sign of Mr. Beetlejuice? Or the Fleshbag? 1563 01:16:38,932 --> 01:16:40,333 Still looking. 1564 01:16:40,467 --> 01:16:42,680 But we did find something that might help. 1565 01:16:54,748 --> 01:16:56,216 Hmm. 1566 01:17:04,657 --> 01:17:06,259 -"Bob"? - Mmm? 1567 01:17:07,427 --> 01:17:08,795 [grunts] 1568 01:17:08,928 --> 01:17:10,897 Let me tell ya how this is gonna go. 1569 01:17:11,310 --> 01:17:13,933 Your shriveled lips will start flappin', 1570 01:17:14,670 --> 01:17:16,136 or I'll crack your itty-bitty skull 1571 01:17:16,269 --> 01:17:18,138 like a goddamn walnut. 1572 01:17:18,271 --> 01:17:19,472 [yells] Where's Beetlejuice? 1573 01:17:19,606 --> 01:17:22,420 [whimpering] 1574 01:17:24,377 --> 01:17:28,615 [indistinct chatter] 1575 01:17:34,654 --> 01:17:36,122 - [Damien] Rory? - Father... 1576 01:17:36,256 --> 01:17:38,258 I'm seeing these shrunken head people everywhere. 1577 01:17:38,391 --> 01:17:39,893 Well, be not afraid, 1578 01:17:40,260 --> 01:17:42,280 for thine eyes will see strange things. 1579 01:17:42,162 --> 01:17:43,897 Are you filled with fear and trembling? 1580 01:17:44,300 --> 01:17:46,466 Yes! I'm shitting my pants. 1581 01:17:46,599 --> 01:17:48,568 - Ah. - What are you doing here? 1582 01:17:48,702 --> 01:17:49,769 I'm searching for the lost lambs 1583 01:17:49,903 --> 01:17:51,271 to bring back into the light. 1584 01:17:51,404 --> 01:17:53,740 Why don't I give you a ride to the church? 1585 01:17:56,309 --> 01:17:58,845 [seatbelt whirring] 1586 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,115 [child] Trick or treat! 1587 01:18:03,616 --> 01:18:05,185 Sorry, sorry I just... I'll... 1588 01:18:05,318 --> 01:18:06,653 I... Come right back, I just... 1589 01:18:06,786 --> 01:18:08,421 Excuse me. Just... 1590 01:18:08,555 --> 01:18:11,624 Um, sorry, I'm just, uh, late for a wedding. 1591 01:18:11,758 --> 01:18:14,160 Hi, yes, one question, how do I get out of here? 1592 01:18:14,294 --> 01:18:15,695 Because someone made a terrible mistake. 1593 01:18:15,829 --> 01:18:18,131 I'm on a break. Take a number. Take a seat. 1594 01:18:18,264 --> 01:18:19,666 No, you see, those asps, 1595 01:18:19,799 --> 01:18:21,000 they were defanged. I paid extra for that. 1596 01:18:21,134 --> 01:18:23,136 Honey, you're dead, okay? 1597 01:18:23,269 --> 01:18:25,171 Now take a number and sit down. 1598 01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:33,130 Is there perhaps anyone here who has the power to help me? 1599 01:18:33,146 --> 01:18:34,581 Did that line used to work for you? 1600 01:18:34,714 --> 01:18:36,516 I'm not dead! 1601 01:18:36,649 --> 01:18:38,184 [laughs] 1602 01:18:38,318 --> 01:18:39,519 You know what? 1603 01:18:39,652 --> 01:18:41,187 My husband's here. Charles Deetz. 1604 01:18:41,321 --> 01:18:42,922 Yes, he can fix this. 1605 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:44,124 You call him, he can fix this, he can fix anything. 1606 01:18:44,257 --> 01:18:45,759 Not anymore he can't. 1607 01:18:45,892 --> 01:18:48,294 No, wait! Wait, I know people! 1608 01:18:48,428 --> 01:18:51,831 Oh! I know people! I am people! Why's... 1609 01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:55,350 No. 1610 01:18:55,168 --> 01:18:57,370 Beetlejuice. Oh, no. 1611 01:18:58,304 --> 01:18:59,873 [grunts] 1612 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:01,741 Beetlejuice. [whimpering] 1613 01:19:03,643 --> 01:19:05,145 - Right here. - [screams] 1614 01:19:05,278 --> 01:19:07,130 I get it. Now that you're dead, 1615 01:19:07,147 --> 01:19:08,715 you wanna hang out with me. 1616 01:19:08,848 --> 01:19:10,417 Would you help me find Charles, please? 1617 01:19:10,550 --> 01:19:12,385 And then the VIP lounge. 1618 01:19:12,519 --> 01:19:13,987 - Sure. - Okay. 1619 01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:16,656 Just after you help me find my runaway bride. 1620 01:19:18,692 --> 01:19:19,759 [Delia] Ugh. 1621 01:19:19,893 --> 01:19:25,899 [tense music playing] 1622 01:19:29,769 --> 01:19:31,471 - [Bob] Hmm? - [door slams] 1623 01:19:32,939 --> 01:19:35,410 - [gasps] - Where is he? 1624 01:19:35,175 --> 01:19:36,476 [gulping] 1625 01:19:37,811 --> 01:19:39,646 Tell me. 1626 01:19:39,779 --> 01:19:41,247 [whimpering] 1627 01:19:45,180 --> 01:19:47,987 - [inhaling deeply] - [muffled whimpering] 1628 01:19:52,225 --> 01:19:54,494 [screaming] 1629 01:20:10,777 --> 01:20:13,613 [automated voice] Stay behind the line until called. 1630 01:20:20,286 --> 01:20:21,488 Don't stamp that passport! 1631 01:20:25,792 --> 01:20:28,261 You're too late, man. 1632 01:20:28,395 --> 01:20:30,300 I think it was Dostoevsky who said... 1633 01:20:31,831 --> 01:20:32,799 "Later, ****er!" 1634 01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:36,690 [screaming] 1635 01:20:36,202 --> 01:20:37,604 This way. Follow me. 1636 01:20:37,737 --> 01:20:41,541 [screaming] 1637 01:20:42,409 --> 01:20:44,544 [laughs] Next! 1638 01:20:44,678 --> 01:20:47,447 [automated voice] Warning! Intruder detected. 1639 01:20:48,515 --> 01:20:50,250 [whispers] This way. 1640 01:20:50,383 --> 01:20:52,552 [automated voice] This is a code 6-9-9. We have... 1641 01:20:52,686 --> 01:20:54,220 [in normal voice] Okay, this is as far as I go. 1642 01:20:55,255 --> 01:20:56,790 - Okay. - I love you. 1643 01:20:56,923 --> 01:20:58,258 I love you too, sweetheart. 1644 01:20:59,559 --> 01:21:01,494 Have an amazing life. 1645 01:21:01,628 --> 01:21:02,762 You take care of each other. 1646 01:21:02,896 --> 01:21:04,970 Yeah. 1647 01:21:04,230 --> 01:21:05,598 - I'll see you later. - Okay. 1648 01:21:27,687 --> 01:21:29,155 Thank you for saving my life. 1649 01:21:31,591 --> 01:21:35,362 I'm so sorry I never believed that you saw ghosts and... 1650 01:21:35,495 --> 01:21:37,163 I don't know, I'm just sorry for all of it. 1651 01:21:39,833 --> 01:21:41,134 [Lydia] Astrid, I... 1652 01:21:41,267 --> 01:21:43,103 [Damien] Lydia! Come on, you're late! 1653 01:21:43,236 --> 01:21:44,771 Oh, my God! My wedding! 1654 01:21:44,904 --> 01:21:46,373 [Damien] We're about to start. 1655 01:21:46,506 --> 01:21:48,410 Wait, Mom, with everything that's happened tonight, 1656 01:21:48,174 --> 01:21:49,442 you know you don't have to do this, right? 1657 01:21:49,576 --> 01:21:51,177 I know, but if I don't do it now, 1658 01:21:51,311 --> 01:21:53,313 I'm never gonna do it. 1659 01:21:53,446 --> 01:21:55,315 But are you sure about this? 1660 01:21:55,448 --> 01:21:58,885 [Lydia] Rory loves me, and that's gotta be enough. 1661 01:21:59,190 --> 01:22:00,787 [Damien] Quickly, my dear! Come! Come! 1662 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:02,220 Oh. 1663 01:22:03,623 --> 01:22:05,580 [door opens] 1664 01:22:05,191 --> 01:22:06,226 And the lost lamb is welcome into thy house 1665 01:22:06,359 --> 01:22:07,994 - with open arms. - Oh, my God! 1666 01:22:09,963 --> 01:22:11,164 I thought you got cold feet. 1667 01:22:11,297 --> 01:22:12,599 Oh, no, blame me. 1668 01:22:12,732 --> 01:22:14,267 She just saved me from my date from hell. 1669 01:22:14,401 --> 01:22:15,668 Who are all these people? 1670 01:22:15,802 --> 01:22:17,670 This is just a couple influencers. 1671 01:22:17,804 --> 01:22:19,372 Nobody under five million followers, 1672 01:22:19,506 --> 01:22:21,741 and I think we have a Netflix executive in there. 1673 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:22,942 We doing this? 1674 01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:24,844 Yeah. Where's your dress? 1675 01:22:24,978 --> 01:22:26,346 All that matters is that I'm here, now. 1676 01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:28,140 So let's just skip straight to the vows. 1677 01:22:28,148 --> 01:22:29,349 Wait, where's Delia? 1678 01:22:29,482 --> 01:22:30,550 - [Beetlejuice] Yo! - [guests gasping] 1679 01:22:30,684 --> 01:22:33,190 - [thunderclap] - Right here. 1680 01:22:33,153 --> 01:22:34,554 She was helpin' me calm down before the wedding. 1681 01:22:34,688 --> 01:22:36,890 I was feeling a little jittery. 1682 01:22:36,222 --> 01:22:38,324 - All, right, beat it. - You. 1683 01:22:39,526 --> 01:22:40,827 You're that thing... 1684 01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:42,395 from my dream. 1685 01:22:42,529 --> 01:22:44,330 Well, I'm really more nightmare material, 1686 01:22:44,464 --> 01:22:45,899 but, thanks. 1687 01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:47,667 - [distorted] You're... - [Beetlejuice] Uh-uh. 1688 01:22:48,468 --> 01:22:49,769 Part of the deal 1689 01:22:49,903 --> 01:22:51,271 is you can never, ever say my name, ever! 1690 01:22:51,404 --> 01:22:52,739 What deal? 1691 01:22:52,872 --> 01:22:54,107 The deal she made to save you. 1692 01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:55,408 By the way, you can call me "Dad." 1693 01:22:55,542 --> 01:22:56,876 [Delia] Lydia. 1694 01:22:57,100 --> 01:22:58,945 You agreed to marry him? 1695 01:22:59,790 --> 01:23:02,248 I was desperate, and it was my only option. 1696 01:23:02,382 --> 01:23:03,750 Lydia. What's going on here? 1697 01:23:05,185 --> 01:23:06,953 - Wow. - [book thuds] 1698 01:23:07,870 --> 01:23:08,888 Awkward. 1699 01:23:09,220 --> 01:23:10,924 You haven't made much progress since our last session, 1700 01:23:11,570 --> 01:23:13,593 so I'm gonna suggest some drug therapy. 1701 01:23:13,727 --> 01:23:16,620 Don't be afraid to share. When you're ready. 1702 01:23:16,196 --> 01:23:17,330 [Rory groans] 1703 01:23:18,431 --> 01:23:19,766 [gasping] 1704 01:23:22,402 --> 01:23:24,504 I always thought your whole act was bullshit. 1705 01:23:24,637 --> 01:23:26,973 I never believed in ghosts, spirits, or any of it. 1706 01:23:27,107 --> 01:23:29,175 What? All this time? 1707 01:23:29,309 --> 01:23:31,344 Why the hell did you wanna get married? 1708 01:23:31,478 --> 01:23:32,746 - Money! - [guests gasping] 1709 01:23:32,879 --> 01:23:34,140 I knew I could make more as your husband 1710 01:23:34,147 --> 01:23:35,515 than I could as your manager. 1711 01:23:35,648 --> 01:23:38,718 [groans] And I never had a dead fiancee. 1712 01:23:38,852 --> 01:23:40,420 I just went to that survivor's retreat, 1713 01:23:40,553 --> 01:23:43,256 so that I could meet weak women and exploit them! 1714 01:23:43,390 --> 01:23:46,459 And I hit the codependent lottery when I met you. 1715 01:23:46,593 --> 01:23:48,294 How 'bout a little physical therapy? 1716 01:23:50,697 --> 01:23:51,998 [grunts] 1717 01:23:52,899 --> 01:23:54,100 [body thuds] 1718 01:23:56,569 --> 01:23:57,937 We'd like to thank you all 1719 01:23:58,710 --> 01:23:59,806 for coming to this very special occasion, 1720 01:23:59,939 --> 01:24:02,342 but right now we'd like a little privacy. 1721 01:24:02,475 --> 01:24:05,478 [quirky music playing] 1722 01:24:09,249 --> 01:24:11,718 [guests straining] 1723 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:28,535 [gasping] 1724 01:24:28,668 --> 01:24:30,370 Where you goin', Padre? 1725 01:24:30,503 --> 01:24:34,808 ["Wedding March" playing] 1726 01:24:34,941 --> 01:24:36,376 [chuckles] 1727 01:24:36,509 --> 01:24:39,312 ["MacArthur Park" by Richard Harris playing] 1728 01:24:39,446 --> 01:24:41,715 Honey, I've got one more surprise, 1729 01:24:41,848 --> 01:24:42,982 and this one's from the heart. 1730 01:24:43,116 --> 01:24:45,510 - [heart thumping] - [groans] 1731 01:24:47,821 --> 01:24:51,691 [mouthing] ♪ Spring was never Waiting for us, girl ♪ 1732 01:24:51,825 --> 01:24:54,461 ♪ It ran one step ahead ♪ 1733 01:24:54,594 --> 01:24:58,465 ♪ As we followed in the dance ♪ 1734 01:25:05,205 --> 01:25:09,420 [mouthing] ♪ Between the parted Pages and were pressed ♪ 1735 01:25:09,175 --> 01:25:11,945 ♪ In love's hot, fevered iron ♪ 1736 01:25:12,780 --> 01:25:15,181 ♪ Like a striped Pair of pants ♪ 1737 01:25:21,821 --> 01:25:25,558 ♪ MacArthur's Park Is melting in the dark ♪ 1738 01:25:25,692 --> 01:25:29,863 ♪ All the sweet green icing Flowin' down ♪ 1739 01:25:29,996 --> 01:25:33,700 [mouthing] ♪ Someone Left the cake out in the rain ♪ 1740 01:25:33,833 --> 01:25:37,537 ♪ I don't think That I can take it ♪ 1741 01:25:37,670 --> 01:25:40,206 ♪ 'Cause it took so long To bake it ♪ 1742 01:25:40,340 --> 01:25:43,430 ♪ And I'll never Have that recipe ♪ 1743 01:25:43,176 --> 01:25:45,111 ♪ Again ♪ 1744 01:25:45,245 --> 01:25:50,116 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 1745 01:25:53,586 --> 01:25:57,223 [mouthing] ♪ I recall The yellow cotton dress ♪ 1746 01:25:57,357 --> 01:25:59,592 ♪ Foaming like a wave ♪ 1747 01:25:59,726 --> 01:26:03,863 [mouthing] ♪ On the ground Around your knees ♪ 1748 01:26:10,570 --> 01:26:13,673 ♪ The birds, like tender babies In your hands ♪ 1749 01:26:13,807 --> 01:26:16,443 ♪ And the old men Playing checkers ♪ 1750 01:26:17,477 --> 01:26:20,180 ♪ By the trees ♪ 1751 01:26:26,386 --> 01:26:29,923 [mouthing] ♪ MacArthur's Park Is melting in the dark ♪ 1752 01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:34,194 ♪ All the sweet green icing Flowing down ♪ 1753 01:26:34,327 --> 01:26:38,298 ♪ Someone left the cake Out in the rain ♪ 1754 01:26:38,431 --> 01:26:41,768 ♪ I don't think That I can take it ♪ 1755 01:26:41,901 --> 01:26:44,337 ♪ 'Cause it took so long To bake it ♪ 1756 01:26:44,471 --> 01:26:49,476 ♪ And I'll never Have that recipe again ♪ 1757 01:26:49,609 --> 01:26:54,180 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 1758 01:26:57,984 --> 01:27:00,987 I love a good dream sequence. 1759 01:27:01,121 --> 01:27:05,992 [mouthing] ♪ There will be Another song for me ♪ 1760 01:27:06,126 --> 01:27:10,363 ♪ For I will sing it ♪ 1761 01:27:12,298 --> 01:27:16,369 ♪ I will drink the wine While it is warm ♪ 1762 01:27:16,503 --> 01:27:22,475 ♪ And never let you catch me Looking at the sun ♪ 1763 01:27:24,511 --> 01:27:30,350 ♪ And after all The loves of my life ♪ 1764 01:27:30,483 --> 01:27:34,521 ♪ After all the loves Of my life ♪ 1765 01:27:34,654 --> 01:27:38,358 ♪ You'll still be the one ♪ 1766 01:27:43,296 --> 01:27:45,699 [orchestral solo playing] 1767 01:27:46,633 --> 01:27:48,234 [grunting] 1768 01:28:05,485 --> 01:28:10,890 [mouthing] ♪ I will take My life into my hands ♪ 1769 01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:14,260 ♪ And I will use it ♪ 1770 01:28:25,905 --> 01:28:27,907 ♪ I will win the worship ♪ 1771 01:28:28,410 --> 01:28:34,481 ♪ In their eyes And I will lose it ♪ 1772 01:28:46,693 --> 01:28:48,595 [all grunting] 1773 01:28:52,899 --> 01:28:53,933 [grunts] 1774 01:28:57,700 --> 01:28:59,406 [grunting] 1775 01:28:59,539 --> 01:29:00,974 [whimpering] 1776 01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:04,778 - [song ends] - Mr. Juice, 1777 01:29:04,911 --> 01:29:06,946 you've violated code 6-9-9! 1778 01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:08,448 - Freeze! - [ice cracking] 1779 01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:11,840 Book 'em, Danno! 1780 01:29:11,217 --> 01:29:13,153 - [thunderclap] - [laughs] 1781 01:29:13,286 --> 01:29:14,788 Beetlejuice! 1782 01:29:18,258 --> 01:29:20,326 What the... [bleep] 1783 01:29:20,460 --> 01:29:21,761 [in sing-song voice] I'm back. 1784 01:29:26,733 --> 01:29:28,134 Sweetheart! 1785 01:29:28,268 --> 01:29:29,502 You look fantastic! 1786 01:29:29,636 --> 01:29:31,337 You look so... 1787 01:29:31,471 --> 01:29:33,807 - put together. - [in normal voice] He's mine. 1788 01:29:33,940 --> 01:29:36,109 It's me, not you. You know, honey, 1789 01:29:36,242 --> 01:29:38,712 I've been goin' through a lotta changes lately. 1790 01:29:38,845 --> 01:29:40,613 Kind of a mid-afterlife crisis, I guess. 1791 01:29:40,747 --> 01:29:43,850 Your soul belongs to me, my love. 1792 01:29:43,983 --> 01:29:45,719 For eternity. 1793 01:29:45,852 --> 01:29:47,530 [Beetlejuice] You don't wanna spend your eternity with me. 1794 01:29:47,187 --> 01:29:48,288 I'm a lone wolf. 1795 01:29:48,421 --> 01:29:49,856 You need a soulmate. 1796 01:29:49,989 --> 01:29:52,692 Somebody who really sees you. For instance. 1797 01:29:55,161 --> 01:29:56,262 [whimpering] 1798 01:29:58,932 --> 01:30:01,267 I need something to draw with. Quick! 1799 01:30:13,980 --> 01:30:18,151 ["MacArthur Park" instrumental playing] 1800 01:30:18,284 --> 01:30:19,652 [speaking Spanish] 1801 01:30:20,620 --> 01:30:21,621 [roaring] 1802 01:30:22,355 --> 01:30:23,757 [in Spanish] 1803 01:30:35,235 --> 01:30:36,336 [in Spanish] Olé. 1804 01:30:36,469 --> 01:30:37,437 [both gasping] 1805 01:30:38,905 --> 01:30:40,273 [both scream] 1806 01:30:40,874 --> 01:30:41,875 [gasps] 1807 01:30:48,481 --> 01:30:49,883 - Let's go! - [Beetlejuice] Hey! 1808 01:30:50,817 --> 01:30:52,519 We had a deal. 1809 01:30:52,652 --> 01:30:54,187 She doesn't have to marry you. 1810 01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:56,156 - What? - [Astrid] You violated code 6-9-9. 1811 01:30:56,289 --> 01:30:58,758 Yeah, you illegally brought my mom into the Afterlife. 1812 01:30:58,892 --> 01:31:01,227 According to that book, that contract is null and void. 1813 01:31:04,898 --> 01:31:07,367 Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out between us, 1814 01:31:07,500 --> 01:31:09,669 but the 600-year age gap 1815 01:31:09,803 --> 01:31:11,404 was a little bit much for me. 1816 01:31:11,538 --> 01:31:12,839 - Beetle... - Ah! 1817 01:31:12,972 --> 01:31:14,407 - Beetlejuice. - [hisses] 1818 01:31:17,977 --> 01:31:18,912 [exclaims] 1819 01:31:19,450 --> 01:31:20,460 Beetlejuice. 1820 01:31:20,180 --> 01:31:23,160 [straining] 1821 01:31:27,620 --> 01:31:29,155 - [Beetlejuice] Hey! - Beetlejuice. 1822 01:31:29,289 --> 01:31:32,125 [hissing] 1823 01:31:32,258 --> 01:31:33,393 - [loud popping] - [gasping] 1824 01:31:39,632 --> 01:31:41,267 Shoulda got married in Vegas. 1825 01:31:49,709 --> 01:31:51,177 Looks like we're a little late, boys. 1826 01:31:53,279 --> 01:31:55,382 Tape off the crime scene, call in forensics, 1827 01:31:55,515 --> 01:31:58,151 and keep the goddamn media away. 1828 01:31:58,284 --> 01:32:01,421 Little lady, you just popped his Beetlejuice. 1829 01:32:01,554 --> 01:32:02,889 Say your goodbyes, 1830 01:32:03,230 --> 01:32:04,791 you can take a selfie now, if you like, 1831 01:32:04,924 --> 01:32:06,159 but make it quick. 1832 01:32:07,961 --> 01:32:09,662 Sister, you're comin' with me. 1833 01:32:09,796 --> 01:32:11,598 What? Delia, what did you do? 1834 01:32:11,731 --> 01:32:13,990 I fell for a scam, 1835 01:32:13,233 --> 01:32:15,969 and I'm counting on you to claim a refund. 1836 01:32:16,102 --> 01:32:17,670 Those snakes were actually poisonous, weren't they? 1837 01:32:17,804 --> 01:32:21,700 Yeah. So, I died of embarrassment. 1838 01:32:21,141 --> 01:32:23,243 Your work's gonna go up in value. 1839 01:32:23,376 --> 01:32:24,944 - Oh! Oh, well, then. - [Astrid] Mmm-hmm. 1840 01:32:25,645 --> 01:32:27,113 Delia... 1841 01:32:27,247 --> 01:32:28,782 - I'll miss you. - No, you won't. 1842 01:32:28,915 --> 01:32:30,817 I'll find Charles and we'll haunt you both, 1843 01:32:30,950 --> 01:32:32,852 until you beg us to move on! 1844 01:32:32,986 --> 01:32:34,954 Nice work for a couple of Fleshbags. 1845 01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:36,856 Don't come knockin' until it's your time, 1846 01:32:36,990 --> 01:32:38,725 and in the meantime, remember, 1847 01:32:38,858 --> 01:32:40,560 you gotta keep it real. 1848 01:32:40,694 --> 01:32:41,995 Come on, beautiful, 1849 01:32:42,128 --> 01:32:44,300 we got a date with the commissioner. 1850 01:32:49,269 --> 01:32:54,400 [mellow music playing] 1851 01:32:57,644 --> 01:32:58,845 [sighs] 1852 01:33:13,593 --> 01:33:16,563 ["Soul Train Theme" by The Soul Train Gang plays] 1853 01:33:16,696 --> 01:33:18,832 [all cheering and laughing] 1854 01:33:29,876 --> 01:33:30,944 Charles! 1855 01:33:32,712 --> 01:33:33,880 [Charles] Delia! 1856 01:33:36,249 --> 01:33:37,584 I can't believe you're here! 1857 01:33:40,553 --> 01:33:41,788 Oh, Charles. 1858 01:33:41,921 --> 01:33:43,623 [Charles] I'm so happy to see you! 1859 01:33:44,524 --> 01:33:45,792 Oh, Charles, 1860 01:33:45,925 --> 01:33:47,193 look what happened to me! 1861 01:33:49,863 --> 01:33:51,931 This is the 10:13, 1862 01:33:52,650 --> 01:33:53,900 to the Great Beyond! 1863 01:33:54,601 --> 01:33:55,869 All aboard 1864 01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:57,604 the Soul Train! 1865 01:34:01,408 --> 01:34:03,777 [mellow music playing] 1866 01:34:03,910 --> 01:34:08,181 [thunder rumbling] 1867 01:34:08,314 --> 01:34:10,550 I wanna thank all you Ghosties out there, 1868 01:34:10,684 --> 01:34:13,386 for all your support over the years, 1869 01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:16,589 but this is my last show. 1870 01:34:16,723 --> 01:34:20,226 I have spent so much time talking to the dead, 1871 01:34:20,360 --> 01:34:22,429 it's time I started living. 1872 01:34:25,331 --> 01:34:28,601 I wanna make memories with the people I love 1873 01:34:28,735 --> 01:34:31,204 rather than be haunted by them later. 1874 01:34:35,408 --> 01:34:40,180 [indistinct chatter] 1875 01:34:54,728 --> 01:34:57,364 [church bell tolling] 1876 01:34:57,497 --> 01:35:03,503 [guests cheering and clapping] 1877 01:35:28,328 --> 01:35:32,320 [breathing heavily] 1878 01:35:43,810 --> 01:35:46,913 - [screaming] - [water splashing] 1879 01:35:47,470 --> 01:35:48,415 [surgeon] Oh, my God. What is that? 1880 01:35:48,548 --> 01:35:53,153 - [all gasping] - [flesh squelching] 1881 01:35:53,286 --> 01:35:55,655 - [nurse yelps] - [screams] 1882 01:35:55,789 --> 01:35:57,724 [tense music playing] 1883 01:35:58,992 --> 01:36:02,395 [glass squeaking] 1884 01:36:09,969 --> 01:36:12,305 - [light bulb shatters] - [screaming] 1885 01:36:12,439 --> 01:36:14,700 - Mommy! - [fly buzzes] 1886 01:36:17,143 --> 01:36:19,145 - [gasps] - [Astrid's laughter echoes] 1887 01:36:23,350 --> 01:36:24,384 [Beetlejuice exhales] 1888 01:36:24,517 --> 01:36:26,860 I just had the weirdest dream. 1889 01:36:27,687 --> 01:36:28,822 - [thunderclap] - [gasps] 1890 01:36:28,955 --> 01:36:31,825 [Beetlejuice's laughter echoing] 1891 01:36:36,290 --> 01:36:37,564 ["MacArthur Park" by Donna Summer playing] 1892 01:36:37,697 --> 01:36:41,701 ♪ I recall the yellow cotton dress ♪ 1893 01:36:41,835 --> 01:36:44,938 ♪ Foaming like a wave ♪ 1894 01:36:45,710 --> 01:36:51,111 ♪ On the ground beneath your knees ♪ 1895 01:36:51,244 --> 01:36:55,882 ♪ The birds like tender babies in your hands ♪ 1896 01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,985 ♪ And the old men playing ♪ 1897 01:36:59,119 --> 01:37:02,956 ♪ Chinese checkers by the trees ♪ 1898 01:37:05,625 --> 01:37:10,697 ♪ MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark ♪ 1899 01:37:10,830 --> 01:37:16,569 ♪ All the sweet, green icing flowing down ♪ 1900 01:37:16,703 --> 01:37:21,574 ♪ Someone left the cake out in the rain ♪ 1901 01:37:21,708 --> 01:37:26,613 ♪ I don't think that I can take it ♪ 1902 01:37:26,746 --> 01:37:30,617 ♪ 'Cause it took so long to bake it ♪ 1903 01:37:30,750 --> 01:37:37,657 ♪ And I'll never have that recipe again ♪ 1904 01:37:37,791 --> 01:37:41,270 ♪ Again ♪ 1905 01:38:00,647 --> 01:38:05,552 ♪ MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark ♪ 1906 01:38:05,685 --> 01:38:11,825 ♪ All the sweet, green icing flowing down ♪ 1907 01:38:11,958 --> 01:38:17,970 ♪ Someone left the cake out in the rain ♪ 1908 01:38:17,230 --> 01:38:22,202 ♪ I don't think that I can take it ♪ 1909 01:38:22,335 --> 01:38:25,505 ♪ 'Cause it took so long to bake it ♪ 1910 01:38:25,638 --> 01:38:31,811 ♪ And I'll never have that recipe again ♪ 1911 01:38:32,846 --> 01:38:36,149 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 1912 01:39:00,707 --> 01:39:01,941 [song ends] 1913 01:39:02,750 --> 01:39:07,781 ["Beetlejuice" theme music playing] 1914 01:43:15,995 --> 01:43:16,996 [music ends]