1 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:31,640 [Robbie Williams VO] Good evening, folks, hmm... 2 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,532 Good evening, you slags. 3 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,340 No, good evening, folks. 4 00:00:34,340 --> 00:00:37,700 So, who is Robbie Williams? 5 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:39,105 Well, I've been called many things - 6 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:42,750 narcissistic, punchable, shit-eating twat, 7 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:44,110 but while I'm all those things, 8 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:46,846 I wanna show you how I really see myself. 9 00:00:46,846 --> 00:00:49,616 So sit back, relax, 10 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:53,386 while I give you a right ****ing entertaining. 11 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:57,791 So, the story starts... 12 00:00:59,590 --> 00:01:01,528 [Robbie VO] 1982, Stoke-on-Trent. 13 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:03,960 The ****-end of the north of England. 14 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:04,464 [boy 1] Mitchell. 15 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:05,799 It may look grubby and deprived... 16 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,133 - [boy 2] Troy. - But deep down... 17 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:08,768 - [boy 1] Wayne. - ...it was grubby and deprived. 18 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:09,769 [boy 2] Mason. 19 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:10,904 I didn't have much, 20 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,238 but at least I had the respect... 21 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,873 - [boy 1] Crystal. - ...and admiration of my peers. 22 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:16,760 [Robbie] What?! 23 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:17,877 [Robbie VO] They just had trouble showing it. 24 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:20,380 - [boy 2] Robert. - Yes! Come on! [grunts] 25 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:23,283 Oi! Right, knobhead, pass the ball to Nate 26 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:24,651 and let him do the rest. 27 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:25,819 Positions! 28 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:28,388 Oi! The **** you off to? You're in goal. 29 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:30,900 - But-- - Don't **** it up. 30 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:33,590 I'm like a chainmail condom, nothing's getting through. 31 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:35,161 But I couldn't stop a single one. 32 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:37,397 I wasn't ready. Ohh! 33 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:40,133 - [boy] Nice one, ****head. - Come on! 34 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:42,569 [Robbie screaming] Oh! 35 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:44,771 Robert Williams, captain of Port Vale. 36 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,606 [children roaring] 37 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,909 [thudding] [children laughing] 38 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:54,948 [boy] You really are ****ing useless, aren't ya? 39 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:56,783 [children laughing] 40 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:58,518 [girl] Little *****! 41 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,821 It's alright, Rob. 42 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:03,790 Nate, just leave it. 43 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:07,827 Yeah... Yeah, jog on, you tit. 44 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:09,496 - [children laughing] - Right, come on, let's go. 45 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,499 You're a ****ing nobody! 46 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:14,340 [sniffles] 47 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:17,537 [Robbie VO] See, where I grew up, 48 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,139 you were meant to act small. 49 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,142 But the thing is, my DNA is cabaret. 50 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,344 I came out of the womb with jazz hands. 51 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,146 Which was very painful for my mum. 52 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,548 [Janet] Heading downstairs for a bit. 53 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,717 One of the barmen's called in sick. 54 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:34,120 Goodnight, sweetheart. Straight to bed, yeah? [kisses] 55 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,156 - Don't let him ruin his dinner. - Bye, love. 56 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,250 [Frank Sinatra singing] ♪ And now the end is near 57 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:44,698 [Robbie singing] ♪ And so I face the final curtain ♪ 58 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:47,133 [Robbie and Peter] ♪ My friend 59 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,369 [Peter] ♪ I'll make it clear 60 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:52,505 How's about a warm hand on my entrance? [laughs] 61 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,307 [Sinatra] ♪ Of which I'm certain 62 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,343 [Peter] ♪ Of which I'm certain 63 00:02:56,343 --> 00:03:00,747 [both singing] ♪ I've lived a life that's full ♪ 64 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:06,419 ♪ I've travelled each and every highway ♪ 65 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,489 - ♪ And more... ♪ - [Peter] Thank you. 66 00:03:09,489 --> 00:03:12,920 Thank you. Thank you... 67 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:17,263 ♪ I did it my way 68 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:19,199 [Robbie VO] My dad was well enamoured 69 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,667 by the stars of the day - 70 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:26,272 Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr and, of course, Sinatra. 71 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:28,341 They were gods to him. 72 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:33,446 Youth, you hear that? That's pure love, that is. 73 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:35,248 It don't come cheap, mind. 74 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:38,284 You've got to risk it all - whatever it takes. 75 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:39,886 Because if you make it... 76 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,722 ...it's paradise. 77 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,758 Thing is, you can't learn it. 78 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,860 You're either born with it... 79 00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:50,397 ...or you're a nobody. 80 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,599 ♪ And more 81 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:57,771 ♪ Much more than this, I did it... ♪ 82 00:03:57,771 --> 00:04:00,240 - Light 'em up! - Light 'em up! 83 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,976 [both singing] ♪ Yes, there were times 84 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:06,460 ♪ I guess you knew 85 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:10,483 ♪ When I bit off more than I could chew ♪ 86 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:11,918 [Robbie giggles] 87 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:16,456 ♪ And through it all when there was doubt ♪ 88 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:22,162 ♪ I ate it up and spit it out 89 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:27,500 ♪ I grew tall and through it all ♪ 90 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,170 - Dad! Dad! - ♪ And did it my-- 91 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,471 - [music stops] - Oh, **** it! 92 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:33,600 - Now, look what you've-- - Sorry. 93 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:34,808 I had a full head of steam then, and all. 94 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,676 - I can fix it. - Get out the way. 95 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:39,446 - We can sing without it. - It's not the same. 96 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,147 - Or... or we could-- - Robert! 97 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,316 I think it's time for a bath. 98 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:45,180 But I want to keep going. 99 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:46,653 Just go with your nan, will ya! 100 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,488 [Betty] Come on, love. Come on. 101 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:51,191 [Peter] Stupid... Come on, blue eyes... 102 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:55,428 - ♪ My way... ♪ - Yes. 103 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:56,763 [water runs] 104 00:04:58,310 --> 00:04:59,666 - Nan? - Hm-mm. 105 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:00,767 [water stops] 106 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:04,704 What is...'it'? 107 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:06,439 [Betty] What do you mean? 108 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:10,643 Dad said you have to be born with 'it'... 109 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,879 - ...and maybe I wasn't. - Ohhh. 110 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:19,520 Believe me, whatever 'it' is, you got more than your share. 111 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:20,353 You're just saying that. 112 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:21,988 I'm bloody well not. 113 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,958 I wouldn't change a hair on your head. 114 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,361 What is it, love? 115 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:31,798 I don't want to be a nobody. 116 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:36,703 Oh, love, there's no such thing as a nobody. 117 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:38,872 Remember... 118 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,744 This might feel good. 119 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:46,980 But this... 120 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,848 ...this is what matters. 121 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:53,853 You're enough. 122 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,490 [piano playing] 123 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:58,892 [Robbie VO] I was nine years old 124 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,695 when I got my first real taste of the limelight. 125 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,897 And I still remember that taste - 126 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:07,600 pure, unadulterated terror. 127 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,270 [Candice] Have you seen the fit one with the big bulge? 128 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,872 After the show, I'm going to touch him 129 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,750 where his bathing suit goes. 130 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:16,943 I'm going to **** it up, I know it. 131 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:19,713 So what? No one will notice. 132 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,114 My dad will. 133 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:25,510 Just go out there, sing your ****ing song and walk off. 134 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,920 That's not enough! He'll see right through me. 135 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,355 What am I going to do? 136 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:31,758 I don't know. I'm just doing this for the sausage. 137 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,294 [children finish singing] [audience applauding] 138 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,620 [Robbie VO] In the next three seconds, 139 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:38,531 I'm going to be found out. 140 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:42,736 They'll see that I'm ugly, I'm stupid, I'm untalented. 141 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,804 I'm not good at anything. 142 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:47,440 [children screaming] [thudding] 143 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,775 [audience gasping] 144 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,213 [smattering of laughter] 145 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,382 [Robbie VO] But there is one skill I'd practised 146 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:57,650 more than any other child in the world. 147 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,420 Light 'em up. 148 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,389 [Robbie VO] And that's for showing off. 149 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,658 How's about a warm hand on my entrance? 150 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:08,610 [laughing and applauding] 151 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:13,233 [Robbie VO] You see, I thought to become famous 152 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,468 you had to be really, really good. 153 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:18,938 Turns out you just have to show off and be a bit cheeky. 154 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:22,175 [woman] Put your hands together for our next contestant - 155 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,770 - Peter Williams. - He's probably embarrassed. 156 00:07:24,770 --> 00:07:25,812 [scattered applause] 157 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,747 Thank you very much. 158 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:29,916 [audience exclaims] 159 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,351 You know the difference between 160 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:32,952 an 'oooh' and an 'aaaah'? 161 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:34,954 Well, it's about three inches. 162 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,323 [laughter] 163 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:40,694 ♪ For I am a Pirate King 164 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,863 [chorus] ♪ You are! Hurrah for the Pirate King ♪ 165 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:45,265 I usually go over people's heads. 166 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,600 ♪ It's great to be a Pirate King ♪ 167 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,302 [chorus] ♪ It is! Hurrah for the Pirate King ♪ 168 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,503 Ooh, naughty! 169 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:51,871 [chorus] Hurrah for the Pirate... ♪ 170 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:53,940 ♪ Pirate... 171 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,710 [Robbie] Oh, ho, oh! Eyes off my bum. 172 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,111 [laughter] 173 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:00,280 ♪ ..King 174 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,616 [piano flourish concludes] [audience applauding] 175 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,510 [all] Hurrah! 176 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:08,210 [applauding and cheering] 177 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,959 [audience member] Yes, Robert! 178 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:15,862 Whoo! 179 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:20,567 [distorted sounds] 180 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,471 [Robbie's inner voice] You're useless! 181 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:25,905 You're a disgrace! 182 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,374 [angry footsteps] 183 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,843 [Robbie's inner voice] You're a ****ing nobody! 184 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:33,580 Look at you... 185 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,218 I ****ing hate you. 186 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,388 [Robbie VO] My dad won five quid that night. 187 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,390 Oh, you're kidding me! 188 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:47,160 [Robbie VO] Although it might as well have been five million. 189 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,196 [Peter] Thank you very much. 190 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:54,340 You have been wonderful and I've been Peter Will-- 191 00:08:56,102 --> 00:09:00,373 Conway. I'm Peter Conway! 192 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,675 [applause] 193 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,376 [Robbie VO] Not only did he change his name. 194 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,579 He changed his life. 195 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,183 One day he went to watch the FA Cup Final. 196 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:13,353 Unfortunately, he didn't come back. 197 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,587 [all sing] 198 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:16,560 The audience beckoned 199 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,693 and he left us to be one step closer to his gods. 200 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,528 ["Feel" by Robbie Williams intro] 201 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:24,864 ♪ Come on hold my hand 202 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:29,350 ♪ I wanna contact the living ♪ 203 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,940 ♪ Not sure I understand 204 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:39,212 ♪ This role I've been given 205 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:43,316 ♪ I sit and talk to God 206 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:48,722 ♪ He just laughs at my plans 207 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:53,326 ♪ My head speaks a language 208 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,997 ♪ I don't understand 209 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:04,404 ♪ I just wanna feel real love ♪ 210 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:08,308 ♪ Feel the love ever after 211 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,978 ♪ There's a hole in my soul 212 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:16,950 ♪ You can see it in my face It's a real big place ♪ 213 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:24,900 ♪ I need to feel real love 214 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,793 ♪ And the love ever after 215 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,695 [comb teeth click] 216 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,830 ♪ I cannot get enough 217 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,465 [car horn tooting] 218 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,000 [brakes screech] 219 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:41,107 Don't worry, Mum. We'll be alright. 220 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,279 Light 'em up. 221 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:53,153 ♪ I just wanna feel real love 222 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,523 ♪ Feel the home that I live in 223 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,794 [Robbie and Peter singing] ♪ 'Cause I got too much life 224 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:06,399 ♪ Running through my veins going to waste ♪ 225 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:12,505 ♪ I just wanna feel real love 226 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:16,420 ♪ Feel the life ever after 227 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,846 ♪ There's a hole in my soul 228 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:25,251 ♪ You can see it in my face It's a real big place ♪ 229 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:31,257 [Robbie singing solo] ♪ Come on hold my... hand 230 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:35,729 ♪ I wanna contact the living ♪ 231 00:11:37,970 --> 00:11:40,166 ♪ Not sure I understand 232 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:45,710 ♪ This role I've been given 233 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:50,243 ♪ Not sure I understand 234 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,948 ♪ Not sure I understand 235 00:11:56,349 --> 00:12:00,420 ♪ Not sure I understand 236 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:16,102 [grand orchestral vocal flourish] 237 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,114 [bell ringing] 238 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,716 [man] Next! 239 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,786 [man] Take a pamphlet, sign the form, 240 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,888 shut the door on your way out. 241 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,224 [Robbie] No, you're alright. 242 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:39,793 I know what I'm going to be. 243 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,795 [man] Oh, aye, what's that then? 244 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,665 Famous! I'm going to sing and dance. 245 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,668 I'm writing lyrics and all. 246 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,770 I've seen your grades, lad. 247 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,439 You couldn't rub two words together. 248 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,610 "The world is mine to claim. 249 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,846 "All I need is a ****load of fame. 250 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,948 "Ooh, ooh, yeah." 251 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,860 Listen, don't embarrass yourself, yeah? 252 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:10,790 This, it's not for you. Keep your feet on the ground. 253 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,296 [grabs pen] 254 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,235 You might want to frame that. 255 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,805 - Tosser! - [man] Next! 256 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,973 ["The Power" by Snap! playing] 257 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,408 ♪ I've got the power 258 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,509 Whoo! 259 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:33,913 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 260 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:35,582 Hey! Oh! 261 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,484 ♪ I've got the power 262 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,986 [Robbie moaning] Oh, do it, Nate! 263 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,921 [Nate] **** me! You'd make a ****ing awful stripper. 264 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,656 - You know that? - [Robbie] **** off. 265 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,590 Oh, that's my backup plan. 266 00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:48,228 [Nate] Hey, you should come work with me. 267 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,529 Flint's always looking for people. 268 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,398 [Robbie] Isn't he that flashy **** in the coupe? 269 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,533 Yeah, but he's proper. Double glazing. 270 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,934 Easy job, easy money. 271 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,536 How'd you meet him? 272 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,572 - I shagged his mum. - ****ing hell! 273 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,274 Ah, it's alright, he knows. 274 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,209 His dad wouldn't be best pleased, though. 275 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,411 [Robbie laughs] 276 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,846 [Nate] ****ing have that! 277 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,947 [beer bottle crashing] 278 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,449 So have you told him about the trials? 279 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,384 - Nah. - Well, you better. 280 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,286 That scout was ****ing excited. 281 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,922 I thought he was going to blow you right there on the pitch. 282 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,525 [Nate] **** off! I'm not going to the trials. 283 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,794 - I'm not going to the trials. - Rubbish. 284 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:23,730 - I'm not. - What? 285 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,967 Think of the money. The supermodels. 286 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,370 The fans screaming for ya. 287 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,105 Yeah, I don't need all that fancy shit. 288 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,207 - ****ing hell, Nate! - Alright, calm down. 289 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,610 You've got a ticket to heaven and you're going to stay here? 290 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,813 Oh, yeah, it's like you with your singing, isn't it? 291 00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:41,448 I just do it 'cause I love it. 292 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,883 Who gives a **** if you love it? 293 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:49,222 What matters is that other people love you doing it. 294 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:52,926 [Janet] You'll have to get yourself to school. 295 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,394 I can't face it. 296 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,960 I've got a ******* of a headache. 297 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,131 And an exam, which you better have studied for. 298 00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,833 Why do you think my head's pounding? 299 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,568 You'll have more than a pounding head if you haven't. 300 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,236 Oh, I love it when she talks dirty. 301 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,804 - [giggling] - [Janet] You're going. 302 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:07,674 I'd take you, but I've got a million deliveries. 303 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,809 God knows I've already had one man lounging about... 304 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,177 [radio announcer] A music manager in Manchester 305 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,178 is holding auditions... 306 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,246 - Shh. ...for young men... 307 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,681 Don't you bloody shush me. 308 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,416 - ...in singing and dancing. - [Robbie] Mum! Shush. 309 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,318 The man behind the venture, Nigel Martin Smith, 310 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,321 - is creating a new boy band. - [radio static] 311 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,690 I didn't think you're interested in boy bands. 312 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,526 Mum, quick. [clings fingers] Quick! Quick! Write it down. 313 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,995 - Doors open at 9 AM... - This is it! 314 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,498 - This is it! - [Betty laughing] 315 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:35,100 I'm going to be ****ing famous! 316 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,803 [man] Shut up, you tit! 317 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,872 Oh, **** off, Glen! 318 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,206 ["La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens playing] 319 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,342 ♪ Para bailar La Bamba ♪ 320 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,144 ♪ Para bailar La Bamba 321 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,980 ♪ Se necesita una poca de gracia... ♪ 322 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,314 Whoo! Whoo! 323 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,951 He makes my tizzer go foo, he does. 324 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,653 ♪ Y arriba y arriba 325 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:59,359 ♪ Ba, Ba, Bamba Ba, Ba, Bamba ♪ 326 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,395 - [music stops] - [performer pants] 327 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,897 Thank you. 328 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,635 [chatter] 329 00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,372 Light 'em up. 330 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,512 [door closes] 331 00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:22,582 I'm Robert. 332 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,719 [Robbie VO] Nigel Martin Smith was, for legal reasons, 333 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:29,890 an absolute sweetheart. 334 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:30,824 Well, go on then. 335 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,525 [Robbie VO] And a first-class ****. 336 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:35,610 [deep breath] 337 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,199 [Robbie singing "Straighten Up and Fly Right"] 338 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,835 ♪ A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air ♪ 339 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,838 ♪ The monkey thought that everything was on the square ♪ 340 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,440 ♪ The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off of his back ♪ 341 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,420 ♪ The monkey grabbed his neck ♪ 342 00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:51,111 ♪ And said, "Now listen, Jack" ♪ 343 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,580 ♪ Straighten up and fly right 344 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,283 ♪ Straighten up and stay right ♪ 345 00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,886 ♪ Straighten up and fly right 346 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:03,230 ♪ Cool down, Papa, don't you blow your top ♪ 347 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,250 ♪ Ain't no use in divin'-- 348 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,726 [Robbie's inner voice] He's bored of you. 349 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,561 Look at you. You've got no talent. 350 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,930 You're not ****ing Sinatra. 351 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,733 ♪ Straighten up and fly right 352 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,302 ♪ Cool down, Papa, don't you blow your top ♪ 353 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,905 Okay, that'll do, lad. 354 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,908 You do know this is a pop band? 355 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,143 Yeah. 356 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,778 Tell you what, I'll do Milli Vanilli's-- 357 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,246 No! 358 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,718 Cheers then. 359 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,430 So, shall we tell them that you found your man 360 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,165 and they can all **** off home then, yeah? 361 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,168 No, don't you get up. 362 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,570 It'll be my pleasure. 363 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,840 [Robbie VO] And if I hadn't winked in that moment, 364 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,842 none of this would've happened. 365 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,612 I wouldn't even be here talking to you. 366 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:00,947 Shhhh! 367 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,483 [Robbie] Break a leg, you slags. 368 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,418 Cheeky little *******. 369 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,253 [Robbie] He wouldn't know talent if it jumped up 370 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,455 and bit him on the ****. 371 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,323 It's only been a few hours, love. 372 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,525 He's got no eye for it, Nan. 373 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,494 You have to wait. 374 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,798 I ****ed it. 375 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,101 [kicks wall] 376 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,136 He saw right through me. 377 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,705 I mean, look at me. 378 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,541 Do I look like a pop star to you? 379 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,810 [Betty] You look like you always look. 380 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,812 Exactly. 381 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,647 A talentless ****... [drops phone] 382 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,117 ...who's going to die alone and fat 383 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,953 and be craned out of his shitpit in Stoke. 384 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:40,954 [sighing] 385 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,322 [phone ringing] 386 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,570 [Robbie yelling] Aaagh! 387 00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:46,793 ****, Nan! Hello? 388 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,528 [Peter] Youth? 389 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,697 Dad. 390 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,666 [Peter] Um, your voice is so low now. 391 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,502 Thought I had the wrong number. 392 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,673 - How are you, Dad? - Never better. Never better. 393 00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:04,744 Now listen, um, I haven't got long, but, uh, I was thinking - 394 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,546 how about you come visit? 395 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,848 - Really? - Yeah, why not? 396 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,417 School holidays are coming up. 397 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,485 You should come see what the old man's been up to. 398 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,553 [quietly] Yes. 399 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,555 I mean, yeah, definitely! 400 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:18,240 [Peter] Smashing! Alright, I better go. 401 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,193 A full house waits for no man and all that! 402 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,950 - It'll be good to see ya, lad. - Light 'em up, Dad-- 403 00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:23,763 [phone disconnects] 404 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:24,864 [puts receiver down] 405 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:31,104 - [Betty] Oh, Robert. [laughing] - Oh! [laughing] 406 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:33,206 Come on! 407 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,375 [both laughing] 408 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,409 [kisses] 409 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,110 - Oh, love. - Bloody hell, Nan. 410 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,879 Oh, Lord. 411 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,150 [Peter] Is everybody having a good time? 412 00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:43,750 [crowd cheering] 413 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,219 Peter can't hear you. You having a good time? 414 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,788 [crowd roaring and applauding] 415 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,924 [Peter] I was lucky enough to grace the stage 416 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:53,426 with this next act at a talent competition. 417 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,795 I'll never forget it. He gave me a five. 418 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,630 [crowd] Oooh. 419 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,698 Oh, it was sadder than that. 420 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,300 - Oooh. - [crowd] Oooh. 421 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,935 So please put your hands together 422 00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:04,237 for the irresistible... 423 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,305 [piano plays suspenseful music] 424 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,307 ...the irrepressible... 425 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,475 [piano plays suspenseful music] 426 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,410 ...the irreplaceable... 427 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,745 - Ooh! - [piano plays suspenseful music] 428 00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:16,883 I give him a ten out of ten - Mr. Terry Swinton. 429 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,419 [crowd applauding] 430 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,987 [Peter] I've warmed them up for ya. 431 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,156 [intro to "Mack the Knife"] 432 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:28,328 ♪ Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear ♪ 433 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:31,331 I thought I was losing that stage left table for a bit, 434 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,266 but I won them back, didn't I? 435 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,567 Oh, yeah. 436 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,737 I'm glad you reached out. 437 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:41,740 It was a shock, but, you know, in a good way. 438 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,900 I thought it was about time, youth. 439 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:49,816 Hey, I forgot to tell you, I'm joining this pop band. 440 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,152 Really? When... when do you start? 441 00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:54,821 Well, I'm not definitely in yet, but... 442 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,220 - Oh... - Well, no. 443 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,490 It's just that I haven't heard back-- 444 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,159 - [Peter] Watch it! - [Robbie] Oh, sorry. 445 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,129 ♪ Now, Mack, he's spending... 446 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,331 Terry's the bollocks, isn't he? 447 00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:07,300 Yeah. 448 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:13,273 Actually, you might want to keep that bed out for me. 449 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:17,310 Failed my exams - complete ****ing balls-up. 450 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,946 Mum's going to put me on the first bus back when I tell her. 451 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,185 ****ing hopeless. 452 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,988 You've got to learn from this. 453 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:30,490 You're right. 454 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,250 All of this. 455 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,994 'Cause, you know, you're learning from the best. 456 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,863 [Terry] ♪ Back in town 457 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,165 ♪ Look out, old Mack is back 458 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:44,137 [crowd cheering and applauding] 459 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:47,807 [Peter] Let's hear it again. Ten out of ten. Ten out of ten. 460 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,247 [Robbie VO] Seeing my dad 461 00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:56,182 surrounded by the stars of yesteryear 462 00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:59,252 galvanised my need to become famous. 463 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,757 But I had a more immediate problem. 464 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,191 What's Mum going to be like 465 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:06,993 when I tell her I failed my exams? 466 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,596 ****ed up the rest of my life. 467 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,666 - Did you have a good time? - Yeah. Smashing. 468 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,236 - How is he? - Great. 469 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,774 I, erm... 470 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,509 I've got something to tell you. 471 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,770 So have I. 472 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,446 - I failed... - You're in that band. 473 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:27,881 What? 474 00:22:27,881 --> 00:22:31,551 You got in! You're in that band. 475 00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:34,354 [Robbie yelling] Yes! 476 00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:35,889 [Robbie VO] And I never had to tell her 477 00:22:35,889 --> 00:22:38,525 I failed my exams - until now. 478 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,293 [Robbie chuckling] Sorry, Mum. 479 00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:41,961 [garbage bin crashes] 480 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:46,660 - [man] Shut up, you tit! - Oh, **** off, Glen! 481 00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:47,600 [dog barks] 482 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,636 - Mother! - [Janet laughs] 483 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:53,473 - [upbeat music] - [Robbie howling like a monkey] 484 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:54,874 [Robbie VO] Nigel was my introduction 485 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,276 to the adult world. 486 00:22:56,276 --> 00:22:58,912 He was ****ing terrifying, like Willy Wonka. 487 00:22:58,912 --> 00:23:00,380 But what did I care? 488 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,816 I was 15, I was going to have four older brothers, 489 00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:05,318 and we were going to take over the world. 490 00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:08,121 Howard Donald, panelbeater. 491 00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:12,592 If you got a dent on your car, Howard would pound it out. 492 00:23:13,293 --> 00:23:15,428 Jason Orange was a featured dancer 493 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:18,264 on a genre-defining TV music show 494 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,333 called 'The Hit Man and Her'. 495 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,502 ["Candy" by Robbie Williams playing] 496 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,504 Mark Owen... 497 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:28,975 Little Marco was... lovely. 498 00:23:29,309 --> 00:23:31,444 And then of course... 499 00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,646 [angelic musical flourish] 500 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:34,748 [Nigel] Come here, you. 501 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,983 [Robbie VO] There was Gary Barlow, 502 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,585 and my first thought was, 503 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,254 who's this ****head in those trainers? 504 00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,856 They are so three years ago. 505 00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:44,240 [piano plays] 506 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,159 Gary was a genius. An actual genius. 507 00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:48,595 ♪ Once upon a time I was falling in love... ♪ 508 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,463 [Robbie VO] He'd been playing the working men's clubs 509 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:52,320 since he was 12 years old 510 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,666 and was earning more money than his teachers. 511 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,101 ♪ There's nothing I can do 512 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:59,105 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 513 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,975 [Robbie VO] Trouble was - Gary sang like an angel, 514 00:24:01,975 --> 00:24:03,810 but he danced like a twat. 515 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:06,179 ["It Only Takes a Minute" playing] 516 00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,481 [choreographer] Seven, eight. Hit! Hit! 517 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:10,500 You gotta bring the energy. Come on! 518 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,986 ...seven, eight. Foot and... 519 00:24:12,986 --> 00:24:16,356 [Robbie VO] I recall thinking two things that day - 520 00:24:16,356 --> 00:24:19,392 a fifth of the spotlight is better than nothing, and... 521 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,630 ...if anyone from Stoke sees me, 522 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,532 I'm ****ing dead. 523 00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:28,802 [people chattering and laughing] 524 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:32,539 Tikka masalas all round, 525 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:33,873 no coriander for the boys. 526 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,809 - [Nigel] Thank you. - No coriander? 527 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,477 [Robbie VO] Whenever Nigel took us out for dinner, 528 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:38,712 he would always say... 529 00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:40,580 - I'll put this on your account. - [chuckling] 530 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:43,416 [Robbie VO] He wasn't joking. He recouped it all. 531 00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:47,354 Look around the table, go on. 532 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:53,760 In five years, we're all going to hate each other. 533 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:59,165 - But we'll be ****ing rich. - [all laughing] 534 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,934 Now, first things first. 535 00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:03,336 We work up our act, we take it on the road. 536 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:05,710 What about a record deal? 537 00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:07,440 Well, that will come, we'll get your demo sent out, 538 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,775 we'll let the bidding war begin. 539 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:10,944 - Ah, but... - Yes. 540 00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:15,348 Before that, let's shore up your backstories. 541 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:19,520 Mark and Jason, you were in a breakdancing group together. 542 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,188 Gary and Howard, you were in a band called The Cutest Rush. 543 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,556 Was I the lead? 544 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,425 You weren't then, my chicken, and you're not now. 545 00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:27,460 - [all laughing] - **** off! 546 00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:29,863 Robert, you had a bit part in 'Brookside'. 547 00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:31,131 Oh, I was ****ing great, wasn't I? 548 00:25:31,131 --> 00:25:32,632 You were a bit much, frankly. 549 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,401 [all laughing] 550 00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:36,690 Nige, can't we just say I'm a songwriter? 551 00:25:36,690 --> 00:25:37,470 I've got a ton of lyrics. 552 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,205 Well, I can hold my breath for two minutes 553 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,408 but I'm not trying to be a ****ing submarine, am I? 554 00:25:41,408 --> 00:25:42,976 [boys laughing] 555 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:44,978 [Robbie imitates their laughing] 556 00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:48,448 Gary writes the songs, yeah? 557 00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:51,510 You lot toe the line. 558 00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:56,656 Oh, and also, your name's not Robert anymore - it's Robbie. 559 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:58,558 [Howard] Oh, tuck in, lads. 560 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,627 [Robbie VO] I ****ing hated the name Robbie, 561 00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:03,296 but it was the single best thing Nigel did for me. 562 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,833 Robbie became a character. Something I could hide behind. 563 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,402 Oh, now, the name of the band? 564 00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:11,400 [Howard] Oh, Nige, I've got a good one. 565 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,238 Kick It! 566 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,774 That's ****ing awful. 567 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:16,609 [all laughing] 568 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:19,846 I've already got the name and it's brilliant. 569 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,648 And clench! 570 00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:23,750 [Robbie VO] Initially, Nigel's plan was for us to be 571 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:24,951 a band for the *** scene. 572 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:26,786 - Alright! - ♪ La-la-la-la-la! 573 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,788 [Nigel] Let's do this. Just remember what you rehe****d. 574 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,657 - Robbie, you alright? - [Nigel] Don't be nervous. 575 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:32,392 - You all look amazing. - Light 'em up. 576 00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:34,494 [Nigel] Robbie, what you doing? Hurry up. 577 00:26:34,494 --> 00:26:36,162 Don't keep 'em waiting. 578 00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:38,264 [Robbie VO] Now, for years, people have rumoured 579 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,899 about my ***uality. 580 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:41,835 The worst one was that all my *** friends 581 00:26:41,835 --> 00:26:43,803 have slept with me and said I was crap. 582 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,438 I'm not bothered they said I slept with them. 583 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:47,774 [Nigel] These are my boys! 584 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,642 [Robbie VO] It's me being 'crap' I'm worried about. 585 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:51,144 [Nigel] Play it loud! 586 00:26:51,144 --> 00:26:55,150 ["I Found Heaven" by Take That playing] 587 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:04,824 ♪ Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, yeah, woah, yeah ♪ 588 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:11,970 ♪ I thought I found love with somebody else's girl ♪ 589 00:27:11,970 --> 00:27:12,599 ♪ Yeah 590 00:27:12,599 --> 00:27:15,769 ♪ Walking 'round feeling so broken-hearted ♪ 591 00:27:15,769 --> 00:27:19,390 ♪ Lost in a different world 592 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,779 [Robbie VO] That night, I discovered a wonderland. 593 00:27:26,179 --> 00:27:29,649 It was welcoming and non-judgmental. 594 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:32,352 I'd found my people. 595 00:27:32,352 --> 00:27:35,355 I'd found the promised land. 596 00:27:37,557 --> 00:27:39,859 [Robbie VO] For the entire first eighteen months, 597 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:42,896 we made 180 pounds, each. 598 00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:47,801 We played *** club after *** club. 599 00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:49,169 Two a night. 600 00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:50,737 Until out of nowhere, 601 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:54,140 Nigel booked us a club full of girls. 602 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:55,542 - ♪ Oh... - [girls scream] 603 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:59,813 ♪ I see heaven in your eyes with me ♪ 604 00:27:59,813 --> 00:28:01,715 ♪ Oh, baby 605 00:28:01,715 --> 00:28:05,418 ♪ Now I will give my loving faithfully ♪ 606 00:28:05,418 --> 00:28:07,200 [music becomes distorted] 607 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,922 [Robbie's inner voice] You gonna ****ing listen! 608 00:28:08,922 --> 00:28:11,725 ****ing useless prick. I'm warning you! 609 00:28:11,725 --> 00:28:14,861 ♪ Heaven, sweet heaven, baby 610 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:18,264 ♪ On the wings of love 611 00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:20,900 ♪ I found heaven, sweet 612 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:24,571 ♪ Heaven sent you straight to me ♪ 613 00:28:24,571 --> 00:28:28,174 ♪ My sweet, sweet baby 614 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:29,776 [crowd cheering and screaming] 615 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,411 - What?! - Whoo! 616 00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:35,949 What the ****?! 617 00:28:35,949 --> 00:28:38,251 [crowd screaming] 618 00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:39,285 Oh! 619 00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,721 [boys cheering] 620 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:44,891 [boys whooping] 621 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:46,860 Yeah! 622 00:28:46,860 --> 00:28:48,795 - Did you hear that? - [Nigel] Alright. 623 00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:52,232 Settle down. Settle down. 624 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:54,267 Will you lot shut up?! 625 00:28:54,267 --> 00:28:56,369 I felt like Elvis, but thin. Ha ha! 626 00:28:56,369 --> 00:28:58,705 [Nigel] I've got good news! 627 00:28:58,705 --> 00:29:00,273 - Good news. - Good news? 628 00:29:00,273 --> 00:29:03,877 We've had some interest from a few record labels... 629 00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:05,445 - Oh, **** off! - ...in London. 630 00:29:05,445 --> 00:29:07,447 - Oh! - London! Yes! 631 00:29:07,447 --> 00:29:09,783 - That's absolutely fantastic! - Yes! 632 00:29:09,783 --> 00:29:12,118 - Thank you so much. - [Nigel] Yeah, you deserve it. 633 00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:14,120 - You've all done really well. - Yes! Yes! 634 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,655 [boys laugh] 635 00:29:15,655 --> 00:29:17,424 Except for one of ya. 636 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:19,125 [boy] Ooh. 637 00:29:21,394 --> 00:29:23,229 We all know who that is, don't we? 638 00:29:29,402 --> 00:29:31,671 Robbie talked to a local reporter. 639 00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:37,100 "We're like the A-team. I'm the ***y, talented one." 640 00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:38,244 Who the **** gave you-- 641 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:39,846 I didn't know she was a reporter, Nige. 642 00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:41,581 You know, I almost started to like you, 643 00:29:41,581 --> 00:29:43,950 but you've ****ing ended that, haven't ya? 644 00:29:44,751 --> 00:29:46,953 - **** off! - What was that? 645 00:29:49,489 --> 00:29:52,592 I think, uh, Robbie's developing a sense of humour, Nige. 646 00:29:52,592 --> 00:29:53,626 [all laughing] 647 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:54,861 You think it'd be difficult 648 00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:56,329 to go to Stoke-on-Trent, 649 00:29:56,329 --> 00:30:00,300 get another scally with ratty hair and call him Robbie? 650 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:04,304 Right, the club wants us to do a meet-and-greet. 651 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:06,600 There's going to be lots of girls in here, 652 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,941 so let's get one thing clear - 653 00:30:07,941 --> 00:30:09,309 keep it in your pants. 654 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:10,443 No touching. 655 00:30:10,443 --> 00:30:12,145 - No telephone numbers. - What? 656 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:13,313 - No dating. - No touching? 657 00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:14,514 - Seriously? - Ever! 658 00:30:14,514 --> 00:30:16,282 - Nige?! - Ever! 659 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:17,951 What's the point of bringing them up here 660 00:30:17,951 --> 00:30:19,953 - if we can't touch them? - [Nigel] Let's get this done. 661 00:30:19,953 --> 00:30:21,788 - Alright! Bring 'em up! - Nige! 662 00:30:21,788 --> 00:30:23,790 [young women screaming] 663 00:30:27,727 --> 00:30:29,829 - [loud screaming continues] - Hi. 664 00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:31,231 I love you all! 665 00:30:31,231 --> 00:30:33,500 [Robbie VO] Nigel had many rules for Take That, 666 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:37,504 and the most important was that we always appeared attainable. 667 00:30:38,538 --> 00:30:41,107 [executive] Right. Straight up. 668 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:43,977 There's no appetite, want or need for boybands. 669 00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:47,447 They died a death. It's all grunge now. 670 00:30:50,817 --> 00:30:53,486 [balls clink] 671 00:30:54,621 --> 00:30:56,823 - Did you hear our demo? - Yes. 672 00:30:56,823 --> 00:30:57,991 [balls clink] 673 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:03,663 These boys are going to take this country by storm. 674 00:31:03,663 --> 00:31:05,365 And if you don't sign them right now, 675 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:06,966 I'll take them to another label 676 00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:09,903 and you'll be the twat that let the biggest band in history 677 00:31:09,903 --> 00:31:12,539 slip through your pudgy ****ing fingers. 678 00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:15,800 [clinking stops] 679 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:18,378 You won't do any of that, 680 00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:20,246 'cause everyone else said no. 681 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:21,881 I only agreed to see you 682 00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:25,318 because my daughter saw you boys live, 683 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:27,754 and she's obsessed. 684 00:31:27,754 --> 00:31:31,324 She assures me that you are amazing in the flesh. 685 00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:33,260 So... 686 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:37,300 ...I'm going to take a punt that you're right about these boys. 687 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:41,601 Now, which one of you is Gary? 688 00:31:44,237 --> 00:31:45,705 That's me, I'm Gary. 689 00:31:45,705 --> 00:31:48,575 ["Rock DJ" by Robbie Williams playing] 690 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:49,576 [woman] Oh! 691 00:31:49,576 --> 00:31:50,844 ♪ Me with the floorshow 692 00:31:50,844 --> 00:31:52,278 ♪ Kickin' with your torso 693 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:54,247 ♪ Boys getting high and the girls even more so ♪ 694 00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:56,282 ♪ Wave your hands if you're not with a man ♪ 695 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:59,190 ♪ Can I kick it? [Yes, you can] ♪ 696 00:31:59,190 --> 00:32:03,890 ♪ I got [funk], you got [soul] We got everybody ♪ 697 00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:05,692 ♪ I've got the gift Gonna stick it in the goal ♪ 698 00:32:05,692 --> 00:32:08,795 ♪ It's time to move your body 699 00:32:08,795 --> 00:32:13,466 ♪ Babylon back in business Can I get a witness? ♪ 700 00:32:13,466 --> 00:32:18,138 ♪ Every girl, every man [ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh] ♪ 701 00:32:18,138 --> 00:32:20,473 ♪ Houston, do you hear me? 702 00:32:20,473 --> 00:32:22,609 ♪ Ground control, can you feel me? ♪ 703 00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:25,278 ♪ Need permission to land 704 00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:30,583 ♪ I don't want to rock, DJ 705 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:34,654 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 706 00:32:34,654 --> 00:32:40,460 ♪ When's it gonna stop, DJ? 707 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:43,897 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 708 00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:46,966 [Robbie] Let's go, boys! 709 00:32:50,904 --> 00:32:52,772 - Whoa! - [boys] Whoa! 710 00:32:53,673 --> 00:32:54,841 [crashing] 711 00:32:54,841 --> 00:32:55,975 ♪ Singin' in the classes 712 00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:57,310 ♪ Music for your masses 713 00:32:57,310 --> 00:32:59,612 ♪ Give no head No backstage passes ♪ 714 00:32:59,612 --> 00:33:01,448 ♪ Have a proper giggle I'll be quite polite ♪ 715 00:33:01,448 --> 00:33:04,150 ♪ But when I rock the mic I rock the mic [right] ♪ 716 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,286 ♪ You got no love, then you're with the wrong man ♪ 717 00:33:06,286 --> 00:33:08,688 [playing through headphones] ♪ It's time to move your body 718 00:33:08,688 --> 00:33:10,857 ♪ If you can't get a girl but your best friend can ♪ 719 00:33:10,857 --> 00:33:13,660 ♪ It's time to move your body ♪ 720 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:18,698 ♪ I don't want to be sleazy Baby, just tease me ♪ 721 00:33:18,698 --> 00:33:23,169 ♪ Got no family planned [ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh] ♪ 722 00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:25,839 ♪ Houston, do you hear me? 723 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:28,208 ♪ Ground control, can you feel me? ♪ 724 00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,643 ♪ Need permission to land 725 00:33:30,643 --> 00:33:36,182 ♪ I don't want to rock [rock], DJ [DJ] ♪ 726 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:39,686 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 727 00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:45,325 ♪ When's it gonna stop, DJ? ♪ 728 00:33:45,325 --> 00:33:49,620 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 729 00:33:51,498 --> 00:33:56,302 ♪ Pimpin' ain't easy Most of them fleece me ♪ 730 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:58,371 ♪ Every night 731 00:33:58,371 --> 00:34:00,740 Yeah! Oh! Oh! 732 00:34:00,740 --> 00:34:03,743 ♪ Pimpin' ain't easy 733 00:34:03,743 --> 00:34:08,348 ♪ But if you're sellin' it [sellin' it, sellin' it] ♪ 734 00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:10,917 ♪ It's alright 735 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:17,757 Come on! 736 00:34:17,757 --> 00:34:20,260 ♪ I don't want to rock 737 00:34:22,996 --> 00:34:26,700 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 738 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:31,438 ♪ When it's going to stop, DJ? ♪ 739 00:34:32,339 --> 00:34:35,875 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 740 00:34:36,343 --> 00:34:38,545 ♪ I don't want to rock ♪ 741 00:34:38,912 --> 00:34:41,681 [piano solo] 742 00:34:41,681 --> 00:34:44,351 ♪ But you're making me feel so... ♪ 743 00:34:44,351 --> 00:34:48,188 ♪ You're making me feel so nice ♪ 744 00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:54,928 ♪ I don't want to rock, DJ 745 00:34:55,628 --> 00:34:59,366 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 746 00:34:59,366 --> 00:35:04,700 ♪ When it's going to stop, DJ? ♪ 747 00:35:04,904 --> 00:35:08,942 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 748 00:35:08,942 --> 00:35:11,778 ♪ I don't want to rock 749 00:35:14,214 --> 00:35:18,118 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 750 00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:22,622 ♪ When it's going to stop, DJ? ♪ 751 00:35:23,590 --> 00:35:27,494 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 752 00:35:27,494 --> 00:35:30,930 [cheering and cameras clicking] 753 00:35:35,669 --> 00:35:37,637 Every day, there's a new lot. 754 00:35:37,637 --> 00:35:38,905 The coach brings them in. 755 00:35:38,905 --> 00:35:40,140 They come into the garden, 756 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:41,675 they nick the wood off the fence, 757 00:35:41,675 --> 00:35:42,976 the clothes off the line. 758 00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:44,944 Someone should do something about this. 759 00:35:44,944 --> 00:35:46,813 Mum, they want this to happen. 760 00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:48,648 I went down the post office the other day 761 00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:50,316 and someone called me a posh slag. 762 00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:53,860 Oh, love, you're not posh. 763 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,622 It's not funny. I can't make my deliveries anymore. 764 00:35:55,622 --> 00:35:57,123 I'm having to shut the business, Robert. 765 00:35:57,123 --> 00:36:00,627 Guess who's recording the lead vocals for our new song? 766 00:36:00,627 --> 00:36:01,828 Mm-hm. 767 00:36:01,828 --> 00:36:03,763 I'll get us out of this shithole 768 00:36:03,763 --> 00:36:07,100 and buy us a fortress, just like Gary. 769 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:10,970 And why would I want a bigger house to hide in? 770 00:36:10,970 --> 00:36:12,505 [girls screaming] 771 00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:13,840 [Robbie VO] That was the first time 772 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,275 my mum closed the curtains. 773 00:36:15,275 --> 00:36:18,178 I'm going to bed. If they'll let me. 774 00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:20,780 [Robbie VO] She didn't open them for another ten years. 775 00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:23,116 [Betty] Hey, love... 776 00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:29,356 Where's my little Robert gone? 777 00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:32,359 I'm a pop star now. 778 00:36:33,993 --> 00:36:36,796 Fat little Robert isn't going to sell any albums, is he? 779 00:36:38,832 --> 00:36:41,670 I'm just giving the people what they want. 780 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,505 [crowd screaming] [cameras clicking] 781 00:36:49,476 --> 00:36:52,746 [Robbie] I go onstage and act like a gladiator 782 00:36:52,746 --> 00:36:55,215 and I pretend that the whole world is lucky to see me. 783 00:36:57,317 --> 00:36:59,753 And they all act accordingly. 784 00:37:05,925 --> 00:37:07,527 They don't see what I see. 785 00:37:09,195 --> 00:37:11,598 [Nan] Then stop! 786 00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:14,567 See, that's the craziest thing to me. 787 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,704 I can't. 788 00:37:17,704 --> 00:37:19,506 [young woman] We love you, Robbie! 789 00:37:19,506 --> 00:37:21,941 [upbeat frantic music] [crowd screaming] 790 00:37:21,941 --> 00:37:23,430 [exhales] 791 00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:25,111 [kissing] 792 00:37:26,279 --> 00:37:28,480 Now, **** off! 793 00:37:29,449 --> 00:37:32,185 I'm here at Take That HQ 794 00:37:32,185 --> 00:37:33,453 with the man responsible 795 00:37:33,453 --> 00:37:37,900 for the band's success, Nigel Martin Smith. 796 00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:38,425 It's quite a display. 797 00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:40,226 It is, yeah, yeah, we got 798 00:37:40,226 --> 00:37:41,428 Take That dolls, 799 00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:42,929 Take That calendars, 800 00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:45,598 Take That pillows, so you can sleep with Take That. 801 00:37:45,598 --> 00:37:48,535 [chuckling] I'm just kidding. Probably cut that bit out. 802 00:37:48,535 --> 00:37:53,390 Uh, for our ethnic fans, we have Take That Babushka dolls. 803 00:37:53,390 --> 00:37:56,420 Uh, Robbie's inside Mark, who's inside Jason. 804 00:37:56,420 --> 00:37:58,578 Jason's inside Howard and they all fit snugly in Gary. 805 00:37:58,578 --> 00:38:00,800 [reporter] Hmm, that's quite cute. 806 00:38:02,649 --> 00:38:04,217 [Gary] Lyrics? 807 00:38:05,919 --> 00:38:08,421 [Robbie] Just some ideas. 808 00:38:09,389 --> 00:38:11,991 [Gary] Well, come on then. Give us a look. 809 00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:14,728 - Will I get a credit? - I don't know. 810 00:38:14,728 --> 00:38:16,429 Are they any good? 811 00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:20,567 - Wouldn't you like to know? - [Howard] **** off. 812 00:38:20,567 --> 00:38:22,402 [Jason] You've got it all over you. 813 00:38:22,402 --> 00:38:24,400 - [Howard] **** off, Jason. - [Gary] Whatever. 814 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,406 [Jason] Hey. At least pretend to give a toss. 815 00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:28,174 - What, about all this? - [Jason] Yeah. 816 00:38:28,174 --> 00:38:29,509 [Robbie] Are you kidding? 817 00:38:29,509 --> 00:38:31,911 Do you have any idea how naff people think we are? 818 00:38:31,911 --> 00:38:33,913 Oh, **** off, Robbie, they bloody love us. 819 00:38:33,913 --> 00:38:36,182 Do you think Oasis does this shit?! 820 00:38:36,850 --> 00:38:37,951 We need to branch out. 821 00:38:37,951 --> 00:38:39,850 Write something that's not 822 00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:41,870 so ****ing cringeworthy. 823 00:38:41,870 --> 00:38:43,523 - And this coming from you. - Uh... 824 00:38:43,523 --> 00:38:45,825 The one who only shines when the light's on him. 825 00:38:45,825 --> 00:38:47,794 - [Mark] Alright, Gaz. - No, no, let him speak. 826 00:38:47,794 --> 00:38:49,195 You think you can just turn up, 827 00:38:49,195 --> 00:38:50,864 scribble some worthless shit 828 00:38:50,864 --> 00:38:53,166 and get your name next to mine in the song credits? 829 00:38:54,467 --> 00:38:56,503 You add nothing to this. 830 00:38:58,204 --> 00:38:59,839 Any of it. 831 00:38:59,839 --> 00:39:02,800 [music playing] 832 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,813 ♪ Turn back the time 'til the days when our love was new ♪ 833 00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:09,849 ♪ Do you remember? 834 00:39:09,849 --> 00:39:14,287 ♪ No matter what was happening I was there with you-- ♪ 835 00:39:14,287 --> 00:39:16,656 Ah, just ah, hold it there for a second, thanks, Robbie. 836 00:39:16,656 --> 00:39:18,224 [Robbie] That was better, yeah? 837 00:39:18,224 --> 00:39:20,527 Ah, you're... you're still a little behind, I'm afraid. 838 00:39:20,527 --> 00:39:22,829 Oh, I've always liked a little behind. 839 00:39:22,829 --> 00:39:26,800 Uh, what we might do, Robbie, is, um, if we record it - 840 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,635 we can just record it line by line, yeah? 841 00:39:28,635 --> 00:39:30,203 And we can just stitch it together later. 842 00:39:30,203 --> 00:39:31,838 Nah, I can do it all at once. 843 00:39:31,838 --> 00:39:34,407 Yeah, let's just, um, let's just go again. 844 00:39:34,407 --> 00:39:36,576 Yeah, let's go. I got it. [clears throat] 845 00:39:36,576 --> 00:39:38,110 Sure thing, then. Uh... 846 00:39:38,110 --> 00:39:40,130 - [music plays] - Here we go. 847 00:39:41,481 --> 00:39:46,419 ♪ Turn back the time 'til the days when our love was new ♪ 848 00:39:46,419 --> 00:39:48,488 ♪ Do you remember? 849 00:39:49,255 --> 00:39:54,260 ♪ No matter what was happening I was there with you ♪ 850 00:39:54,494 --> 00:39:56,960 ♪ A ha ♪ 851 00:39:56,429 --> 00:40:00,266 ♪ But if we all stand up for what we believe ♪ 852 00:40:00,266 --> 00:40:02,702 ♪ And maybe live within our possibilities ♪ 853 00:40:02,702 --> 00:40:04,370 [Robbie's inner voice] You're worthless. 854 00:40:04,370 --> 00:40:05,872 You can't do what Gary does. 855 00:40:05,872 --> 00:40:07,707 They're all laughing at ya. 856 00:40:08,274 --> 00:40:11,211 ♪ So, baby, don't turn away, listen-- ♪ 857 00:40:11,211 --> 00:40:13,113 Ah, that's... that's great. Thanks. Thanks, Robbie. 858 00:40:13,113 --> 00:40:14,547 Just give us one wee sec, yeah? 859 00:40:14,547 --> 00:40:16,249 [Robbie whispering] **** me. 860 00:40:17,217 --> 00:40:19,619 [Robbie breathing heavily] 861 00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:30,300 [no audio] 862 00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:36,302 [no audio] 863 00:40:36,302 --> 00:40:38,138 I think we might have it there, mate. 864 00:40:38,138 --> 00:40:39,305 Thank you. 865 00:40:39,305 --> 00:40:40,707 [Robbie inhales deeply] 866 00:40:40,707 --> 00:40:42,809 - Okay, great. - Let's go, guys. 867 00:40:42,809 --> 00:40:44,770 - Hey. - Whoo! 868 00:40:44,770 --> 00:40:46,246 Yeah, yeah. Cheers. Cheers, Robbie. 869 00:40:46,246 --> 00:40:48,948 [Nigel] Give it a sec, Gary, before you head in there. 870 00:40:48,948 --> 00:40:50,984 - [Nigel] Oh, my God. - [Gary] You did your best. 871 00:40:50,984 --> 00:40:53,586 [Nigel] Yeah, you know, and now I feel like the bad guy. 872 00:41:03,596 --> 00:41:05,632 ["Relight My Fire" intro playing] 873 00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:06,966 [men laughing] 874 00:41:06,966 --> 00:41:08,735 [Gary singing] ♪ Turn back the time... 875 00:41:08,735 --> 00:41:10,570 [Howard] Gary Barlow, ladies and gentlemen! 876 00:41:10,570 --> 00:41:12,505 [applauding] 877 00:41:12,505 --> 00:41:15,408 [Nigel] It's already good. ****ing hell, the difference! 878 00:41:15,408 --> 00:41:17,100 [man] It's like night and day, isn't it? 879 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,279 [Nigel] Yeah. Thank you. 880 00:41:20,513 --> 00:41:22,482 Oh, this is a hit. 881 00:41:27,987 --> 00:41:29,289 [Robbie VO] I didn't know it 882 00:41:29,289 --> 00:41:31,240 but I was suffering from depression. 883 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,493 I hate that phrase - 'suffering from depression'. 884 00:41:33,493 --> 00:41:35,462 It sounds so Scarlett O'Hara - 885 00:41:35,462 --> 00:41:37,300 "I do declare, Mr. Butler, 886 00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:39,499 "I have been suffering with a bout of depression." 887 00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:41,434 'Clinically depressed' is better. 888 00:41:41,534 --> 00:41:43,300 Way more lab coaty. 889 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:46,206 - Dad! - Here he is! Here he is! 890 00:41:46,206 --> 00:41:47,540 I didn't know you were-- 891 00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:48,842 [girl screaming] Oh, my God! 892 00:41:48,842 --> 00:41:50,310 [Peter] I told you, didn't I? 893 00:41:50,310 --> 00:41:51,711 You owe me a pint, love. 894 00:41:51,711 --> 00:41:54,514 - Can I get a photo? - Of course you can. 895 00:41:54,514 --> 00:41:56,282 I'll take it for you. 896 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,352 Okay, here we go. 897 00:41:59,352 --> 00:42:02,856 - Say 'fuzzy pickle'. - Fuzzy pickle. 898 00:42:02,856 --> 00:42:04,657 - [Peter] Ah... [laughs] - [Robbie] Lovely. 899 00:42:04,657 --> 00:42:05,959 Thank you so much. 900 00:42:05,959 --> 00:42:07,694 Did you want one with me in it? 901 00:42:07,694 --> 00:42:09,620 Great idea, yeah! 902 00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:10,497 Yeah, course you do. Come on. 903 00:42:10,497 --> 00:42:12,499 Look at that, eh? Peas in a pod. 904 00:42:13,660 --> 00:42:14,534 [Peter chuckling] 905 00:42:14,834 --> 00:42:18,638 Can I lose you... use you... Can I use your loo? 906 00:42:18,972 --> 00:42:19,906 Yeah. 907 00:42:19,906 --> 00:42:21,408 It's a number two. 908 00:42:22,242 --> 00:42:24,100 Be my guest. 909 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:26,346 - [girl] Oh, my God! - Yeah... Oh. 910 00:42:26,346 --> 00:42:27,647 [Peter chuckles] 911 00:42:28,381 --> 00:42:29,549 [woman squeals and giggles] 912 00:42:29,549 --> 00:42:31,184 - [door closes] - She seems nice. 913 00:42:31,184 --> 00:42:33,853 Oh, yeah, terrific. Terrific! 914 00:42:33,853 --> 00:42:36,389 You know they've cordoned off the whole street, don't ya? 915 00:42:36,389 --> 00:42:37,857 - [girls screaming] - There's girls everywhere. 916 00:42:37,857 --> 00:42:39,726 They're not playing nice either. 917 00:42:39,726 --> 00:42:42,362 It's like a bloodsport out there. [chuckles] 918 00:42:42,362 --> 00:42:44,864 I told the security lads you were my son. 919 00:42:44,864 --> 00:42:47,167 - I nearly got torn apart. - [Robbie chuckles] 920 00:42:47,167 --> 00:42:48,702 You in town for long? 921 00:42:48,702 --> 00:42:51,871 No, no, just... just passing through. Back home tonight. 922 00:42:51,871 --> 00:42:55,275 After I collect my pint. [chuckles] 923 00:42:55,275 --> 00:42:56,710 I wish I'd known you were coming. 924 00:42:56,710 --> 00:42:58,780 - What's this? - Nothing. 925 00:42:58,780 --> 00:42:59,379 Prozac? 926 00:43:00,347 --> 00:43:02,382 What have you got to mope about? 927 00:43:02,382 --> 00:43:05,385 You boys are flying. Bloody Brits nomination... 928 00:43:05,385 --> 00:43:07,520 I've been telling everyone about that. 929 00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:10,523 I know. It's just... 930 00:43:13,293 --> 00:43:15,195 It's all a bit overwhelming, Dad, you know? 931 00:43:16,796 --> 00:43:19,933 It's like I can't keep track of who I am anymore. 932 00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:22,268 Well, go and ask that lot out there. 933 00:43:22,268 --> 00:43:24,237 They know exactly who you are. 934 00:43:24,237 --> 00:43:26,720 The other lads you'd be hard-pressed 935 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:27,741 to pick 'em out of a police line-up. 936 00:43:27,741 --> 00:43:30,543 Well, not Gary, obviously, 'cause he's the creative one, 937 00:43:30,543 --> 00:43:32,879 but, uh, you... 938 00:43:32,879 --> 00:43:35,810 ...you're living the dream, youth. 939 00:43:35,810 --> 00:43:36,716 [girl screaming from outside] We love you, Robbie. 940 00:43:36,716 --> 00:43:38,718 How can you not know who you are... 941 00:43:39,819 --> 00:43:42,989 ...when there are thousands of people screaming your name? 942 00:43:44,657 --> 00:43:47,293 [toilet flushing] 943 00:43:48,995 --> 00:43:50,296 [screaming crowd] [distorted audio] 944 00:43:50,296 --> 00:43:52,565 - [thudding] - [Mark] Jesus! Rob! 945 00:43:52,565 --> 00:43:54,334 - [Nigel] What did he take? - [Howard] Could be anything. 946 00:43:54,334 --> 00:43:55,835 [Nigel] Hold the show until I say. 947 00:43:55,835 --> 00:43:58,571 - [Howard] No, no, no, no! - You were an afterthought. 948 00:43:58,571 --> 00:44:00,607 Couldn't sing, couldn't dance. 949 00:44:00,607 --> 00:44:03,276 Looks... five at best. 950 00:44:03,977 --> 00:44:08,114 Everything you have, everything, I've given you. 951 00:44:08,948 --> 00:44:11,651 And you don't deserve any of it. 952 00:44:11,651 --> 00:44:12,752 [loud music starting] 953 00:44:12,752 --> 00:44:14,788 [Howard] Oh, ****ing hell! 954 00:44:14,788 --> 00:44:18,291 [roaring crowd] [loud music] 955 00:44:18,291 --> 00:44:21,494 - Are you ****ing retarded?! - I ****ing told them... 956 00:44:21,494 --> 00:44:23,763 - Alright! Get in position. - [Gary] ****ing hell, Nige! 957 00:44:23,763 --> 00:44:27,100 - I said, get in position, now! - Get up, get up! 958 00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:28,668 [crowd roaring] [intro to "Relight My Fire"] 959 00:44:28,668 --> 00:44:31,400 Wake up, you ****ing baby! 960 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,806 [Gary] Right, follow my lead! 961 00:44:32,806 --> 00:44:35,508 [Robbie VO] All of this because of a ****ing wink. 962 00:44:37,610 --> 00:44:41,481 [crowd roaring] 963 00:44:43,216 --> 00:44:48,540 [Gary singing] ♪ Help me escape this feeling of insecurity ♪ 964 00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:49,489 ♪ Ah, ah 965 00:44:50,724 --> 00:44:52,392 ♪ I need you so much 966 00:44:52,392 --> 00:44:56,290 ♪ But I don't think you really need me ♪ 967 00:44:56,290 --> 00:44:57,997 ♪ Ah, ah 968 00:44:57,997 --> 00:45:01,968 ♪ But if we all stand up in the name of love ♪ 969 00:45:01,968 --> 00:45:05,905 ♪ And state the case of what we're dreaming of ♪ 970 00:45:05,905 --> 00:45:09,642 ♪ I've got to say I only dream of you ♪ 971 00:45:09,642 --> 00:45:12,412 ♪ But like a thief in the night ♪ 972 00:45:12,412 --> 00:45:15,548 ♪ You took away the love that I knew ♪ 973 00:45:15,548 --> 00:45:19,219 ♪ Oh, oh-ho-ho-ho 974 00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:21,821 ♪ Relight my fire 975 00:45:23,189 --> 00:45:26,993 - ♪ Your love is my only desire - [screams] 976 00:45:26,993 --> 00:45:29,763 ♪ Relight my fire 977 00:45:29,763 --> 00:45:35,100 ♪ 'Cause I need your love 978 00:45:36,569 --> 00:45:37,671 Oh! 979 00:45:43,510 --> 00:45:45,345 [Robbie] Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 980 00:45:45,345 --> 00:45:47,781 Passed out! That's a new low. 981 00:45:47,781 --> 00:45:49,215 It was a dodgy curry. 982 00:45:49,215 --> 00:45:50,383 Your job is simple - 983 00:45:50,383 --> 00:45:52,218 sing the harmonies and toe the line. 984 00:45:52,218 --> 00:45:53,586 You'd like that, wouldn't ya? 985 00:45:53,586 --> 00:45:55,880 [Gary] Know your place. 986 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,570 You're making us look like ****ing idiots. 987 00:45:58,580 --> 00:46:00,460 - Ah! Hoo! - [crowd cheering] 988 00:46:02,950 --> 00:46:05,398 ♪ Turn back the times to the days when ♪ 989 00:46:05,398 --> 00:46:07,600 - [Robbie] Oh, ****! - ♪ Our love was new 990 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,569 ♪ Do you remember? 991 00:46:10,103 --> 00:46:13,740 ♪ No matter what was happening I was there with-- ♪ 992 00:46:13,740 --> 00:46:15,442 [Robbie singing] ♪ You 993 00:46:15,442 --> 00:46:17,310 - [crowd roaring] - [Robbie] ♪ A ha... 994 00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:20,914 ♪ But if we all stand up for what we believe ♪ 995 00:46:20,914 --> 00:46:24,818 ♪ And maybe live within our possibilities ♪ 996 00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:28,955 ♪ The world would be wild for the dream ♪ 997 00:46:28,955 --> 00:46:31,624 ♪ So, baby, don't turn away 998 00:46:31,624 --> 00:46:35,595 ♪ Listen to what I gotta say, ah ♪ 999 00:46:35,595 --> 00:46:37,764 [crowd] ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah 1000 00:46:37,764 --> 00:46:41,000 ♪ Relight my fire 1001 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,938 ♪ 'Cause I need... 1002 00:46:44,938 --> 00:46:47,307 ♪ Oh, I need... 1003 00:46:48,942 --> 00:46:50,243 ♪ Your love 1004 00:46:51,578 --> 00:46:52,812 [song ends] 1005 00:46:52,812 --> 00:46:55,515 [crowd roaring] 1006 00:46:56,483 --> 00:47:00,286 ["Could It Be Magic" begins] [crowd roaring] 1007 00:47:00,286 --> 00:47:02,489 ♪ Sun 1008 00:47:03,623 --> 00:47:05,792 ♪ Sun 1009 00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:07,961 [Robbie VO] Because he writes all the songs, 1010 00:47:07,961 --> 00:47:10,296 Gary makes all the money. 1011 00:47:10,296 --> 00:47:12,532 He's got a mansion in the north of England 1012 00:47:12,532 --> 00:47:14,300 with a driveway full of cars. 1013 00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:15,702 - **** me! - [engine stops] 1014 00:47:15,702 --> 00:47:17,637 [Robbie VO] And a butler. 1015 00:47:17,637 --> 00:47:20,140 While I'm still living at Mum's. 1016 00:47:20,140 --> 00:47:22,142 He's Elton now. 1017 00:47:23,143 --> 00:47:24,878 [snorts] 1018 00:47:24,878 --> 00:47:27,470 [Robbie VO] And they're all waiting for me in the garden. 1019 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:28,581 And it's to talk about the problem. 1020 00:47:28,581 --> 00:47:30,617 - And I am the problem. - Whoo! 1021 00:47:30,617 --> 00:47:34,120 [squeaking rope] 1022 00:47:40,460 --> 00:47:42,662 Robbie, so, um... 1023 00:47:44,431 --> 00:47:47,600 Well, we've all been having a think, and, um, 1024 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,337 we'd quite like to do the next tour as a, ah... 1025 00:47:51,971 --> 00:47:53,173 ...as a four-piece. 1026 00:47:53,173 --> 00:47:55,842 [Mark] Just to see if we can do it. 1027 00:47:55,842 --> 00:47:57,777 [Jason] Yeah. To see if we can do it. 1028 00:47:57,777 --> 00:47:59,346 [Howard] Perhaps you could focus on 1029 00:47:59,346 --> 00:48:01,748 some of that solo material you've been working on or, um... 1030 00:48:01,748 --> 00:48:03,950 [Gary] To be honest, Rob, 1031 00:48:03,950 --> 00:48:06,860 we've been doing it as a four-piece for a while. 1032 00:48:10,256 --> 00:48:11,624 I think you should. 1033 00:48:14,494 --> 00:48:16,429 Is that it, then? 1034 00:48:18,498 --> 00:48:20,967 Uh... Yeah. 1035 00:48:22,168 --> 00:48:24,137 [Robbie] Wheeee! 1036 00:48:27,307 --> 00:48:29,376 [bird caws] 1037 00:48:34,347 --> 00:48:35,849 Can I take this? 1038 00:48:37,283 --> 00:48:40,200 Yeah, Rob. If you want. 1039 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,356 [Robbie grunting] 1040 00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:51,464 This is it! 1041 00:48:52,399 --> 00:48:55,835 This... is... the end! 1042 00:48:57,137 --> 00:49:00,400 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah 1043 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,542 [softly chuckling] 1044 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:10,984 [seatbelt clicks] 1045 00:49:10,984 --> 00:49:12,886 [low tense music] 1046 00:49:19,893 --> 00:49:23,263 [engine starting erratically] 1047 00:49:23,263 --> 00:49:24,931 Hmm! 1048 00:49:24,931 --> 00:49:26,866 [car backfires] 1049 00:49:26,866 --> 00:49:29,335 - ****! - [engine idling] 1050 00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:35,508 [car accelerating] 1051 00:49:37,277 --> 00:49:39,245 [glass shattering] 1052 00:49:46,219 --> 00:49:50,230 [Robbie singing] ♪ So unimpressed but so in awe 1053 00:49:52,580 --> 00:49:55,962 ♪ Such a saint Such a ****** ♪ 1054 00:49:57,564 --> 00:50:01,868 ♪ So self-aware So full of shit ♪ 1055 00:50:03,303 --> 00:50:07,374 ♪ So indecisive So adamant ♪ 1056 00:50:07,774 --> 00:50:13,480 ♪ I'm contemplating thinking about thinking ♪ 1057 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:18,218 ♪ It's overrated Just get another drink in ♪ 1058 00:50:18,218 --> 00:50:20,754 [people chatter] 1059 00:50:20,754 --> 00:50:23,590 ♪ Watch me come undone 1060 00:50:23,590 --> 00:50:27,927 ♪ They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the streets ♪ 1061 00:50:27,927 --> 00:50:29,462 [fans screaming] 1062 00:50:29,462 --> 00:50:30,964 - ♪ I pray that - [horn honks] 1063 00:50:30,964 --> 00:50:33,733 ♪ When I'm coming down you'll be asleep ♪ 1064 00:50:37,537 --> 00:50:41,207 ♪ Because I'm scum and I'm your son ♪ 1065 00:50:41,207 --> 00:50:42,609 [truck honking] [tyres skidding] 1066 00:50:42,609 --> 00:50:45,780 ♪ I come undone 1067 00:50:47,614 --> 00:50:51,510 ♪ I come undone 1068 00:50:52,385 --> 00:50:53,920 [Radio announcer] Fans are still reeling 1069 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,221 from the announcement on Monday 1070 00:50:55,221 --> 00:50:56,556 that Robbie Williams 1071 00:50:56,556 --> 00:50:58,158 has split from Take That. 1072 00:50:58,158 --> 00:51:00,727 Help Line switchboards, set up after reports of suicides, 1073 00:51:00,727 --> 00:51:03,930 have been flooded by tearful Take That fans... 1074 00:51:05,432 --> 00:51:07,400 [Radio announcer] But he had built up a reputation 1075 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,635 as a party animal... 1076 00:51:08,635 --> 00:51:12,339 ♪ So rock'n'roll So corporate suits ♪ 1077 00:51:14,341 --> 00:51:17,844 ♪ So damn ugly So damn cute ♪ 1078 00:51:20,246 --> 00:51:21,748 ♪ So well-trained 1079 00:51:21,748 --> 00:51:23,683 - [horn honks] - ♪ So animal 1080 00:51:26,286 --> 00:51:29,422 ♪ So need-your-love So ****-you-all ♪ 1081 00:51:29,422 --> 00:51:31,257 [horn honks] 1082 00:51:31,257 --> 00:51:36,763 ♪ I'm not scared of dying I just don't want to ♪ 1083 00:51:36,763 --> 00:51:41,935 ♪ If I stopped lying I'd just disappoint you ♪ 1084 00:51:41,935 --> 00:51:44,104 ♪ I come undone 1085 00:51:44,104 --> 00:51:48,375 ♪ They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street ♪ 1086 00:51:48,375 --> 00:51:51,845 [car accelerating] [dramatic music] 1087 00:51:51,845 --> 00:51:56,816 ♪ I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep ♪ 1088 00:51:58,351 --> 00:52:00,720 [music crescendos and then softens] 1089 00:52:02,555 --> 00:52:07,727 [crowd singing together on bus] 1090 00:52:12,132 --> 00:52:16,670 ♪ If I ever hurt you, your revenge will be so sweet ♪ 1091 00:52:16,670 --> 00:52:21,508 ♪ Because I'm scum but I'm your son ♪ 1092 00:52:21,508 --> 00:52:23,900 ♪ I come un-- 1093 00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:24,177 - [tyres screeching] - [Robbie gasping] 1094 00:52:24,177 --> 00:52:25,745 [water bubbling] 1095 00:52:25,745 --> 00:52:27,914 [low tense music] 1096 00:52:42,662 --> 00:52:44,364 [fangirl] How could you do this? 1097 00:52:44,364 --> 00:52:46,566 [fangirl] We need you, Robbie! 1098 00:52:46,566 --> 00:52:48,268 [fangirl] Don't go! 1099 00:52:48,268 --> 00:52:50,537 [fangirl] Robbie, don't do this! 1100 00:52:50,537 --> 00:52:52,172 [fangirl] Don't leave! 1101 00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:54,240 [echoes of sobbing girls] 1102 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,375 [underwater muted audio] 1103 00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:56,876 Hmm? Hmm? 1104 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,850 [Robbie VO] The cheeky member of Take That 1105 00:53:03,850 --> 00:53:05,752 is now the ****ed-up messy one 1106 00:53:05,752 --> 00:53:07,287 who's gone and broken up the band. 1107 00:53:09,189 --> 00:53:10,957 And people hate me for it. 1108 00:53:12,692 --> 00:53:16,463 But really, they're only saying what I think about myself. 1109 00:53:16,463 --> 00:53:18,398 [screams] 1110 00:53:18,398 --> 00:53:20,367 I've a raging cocaine habit, 1111 00:53:20,367 --> 00:53:22,902 I'm a full-blown alcoholic and I'm twenty-one. 1112 00:53:22,902 --> 00:53:24,971 [ice shattering] 1113 00:53:24,971 --> 00:53:28,475 I think I was always going to be an alcoholic or an addict. 1114 00:53:28,475 --> 00:53:31,211 I just had the money and the means to get there quicker. 1115 00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:32,612 [cameras clicking] 1116 00:53:32,612 --> 00:53:35,648 [Robbie VO] But I'm also incredibly competitive. 1117 00:53:36,950 --> 00:53:38,618 I mean, I've no idea 1118 00:53:38,618 --> 00:53:41,321 how I'm going to pull off a solo career. 1119 00:53:42,122 --> 00:53:44,591 But there's an energy to revenge, 1120 00:53:44,591 --> 00:53:47,627 and it's very, very seductive. 1121 00:53:47,627 --> 00:53:51,931 [crowd] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, 1122 00:53:51,931 --> 00:53:54,934 four, three, two, one. 1123 00:53:54,934 --> 00:53:56,503 Happy New Year! 1124 00:53:56,503 --> 00:53:59,839 [all cheering] [fireworks exploding] 1125 00:54:01,608 --> 00:54:03,743 [cheering] 1126 00:54:03,743 --> 00:54:06,813 [upbeat music playing] 1127 00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:09,820 [kisses] 1128 00:54:10,417 --> 00:54:13,653 [crowd chattering] 1129 00:54:19,292 --> 00:54:20,860 It's going to happen. 1130 00:54:21,261 --> 00:54:24,764 No ifs, no buts. No left, no right. Just straight ahead. 1131 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:31,771 [sighing] 1132 00:54:31,771 --> 00:54:34,400 I'm going to be ****ing massive. 1133 00:54:34,874 --> 00:54:36,810 [woman] A massive what? 1134 00:54:37,310 --> 00:54:39,646 ****! You scared the shit out of me. 1135 00:54:39,646 --> 00:54:41,448 You said you wanted to be massive? 1136 00:54:41,448 --> 00:54:43,883 Ah, well, I was just, um... 1137 00:54:44,451 --> 00:54:46,286 ...wishing for a little extra girth. 1138 00:54:46,286 --> 00:54:48,540 [chuckling] 1139 00:54:49,556 --> 00:54:52,225 - What is it you do? - Oh, yeah... 1140 00:54:55,328 --> 00:54:57,230 [woman] Oh sorry, should I already know that? 1141 00:54:57,230 --> 00:54:59,299 No, no, no, no, no. Um... 1142 00:54:59,299 --> 00:55:01,801 No, I'm... I'm a singer and songwriter. 1143 00:55:01,801 --> 00:55:03,200 Really? 1144 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:04,804 Yeah. Yeah, just starting out on my own. 1145 00:55:04,804 --> 00:55:06,720 I was in Take That and-- 1146 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,407 The boyband? 1147 00:55:07,407 --> 00:55:10,176 [laughing] 1148 00:55:11,144 --> 00:55:12,412 Oh, don't mind me. 1149 00:55:12,412 --> 00:55:14,247 Sorry. 1150 00:55:14,247 --> 00:55:18,752 No, you're alright. I mean, it is why I left. 1151 00:55:18,752 --> 00:55:20,987 Dancing around in the background 1152 00:55:20,987 --> 00:55:22,856 like a camp sadomasochist. 1153 00:55:22,856 --> 00:55:24,891 I mean, if I'm going to look like a tosser, 1154 00:55:24,891 --> 00:55:26,860 I might as well do it down stage centre. 1155 00:55:26,860 --> 00:55:28,528 So it's all about the spotlight? 1156 00:55:28,528 --> 00:55:31,865 Wow, not even any lube. Just full fist. 1157 00:55:31,865 --> 00:55:32,932 I'm just saying - 1158 00:55:32,932 --> 00:55:34,734 if you're gonna start out on your own, 1159 00:55:34,734 --> 00:55:36,403 you might as well be honest about why. 1160 00:55:36,403 --> 00:55:39,105 - Shit, are you a journalist? - ****, no. 1161 00:55:39,105 --> 00:55:41,274 I'm just curious. 1162 00:55:42,709 --> 00:55:44,770 I'm not sure you'd understand. 1163 00:55:44,770 --> 00:55:45,378 Try me. 1164 00:55:47,247 --> 00:55:48,748 [flings bottle] 1165 00:55:48,748 --> 00:55:50,884 You know, I was given the golden ticket 1166 00:55:50,884 --> 00:55:52,719 but it felt like I was bound and gagged 1167 00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:53,953 for the last five years. 1168 00:55:53,953 --> 00:55:55,555 And not in a hot way, either. 1169 00:55:55,555 --> 00:55:57,924 In like a battery to the scrotum sort of way. 1170 00:55:57,924 --> 00:55:59,292 [laughing] 1171 00:55:59,292 --> 00:56:03,960 I don't know, ***y, mysterious, masked lady. 1172 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:04,531 [woman chuckles] 1173 00:56:04,531 --> 00:56:05,965 I guess I've just reached a point 1174 00:56:05,965 --> 00:56:09,235 where I want to prove I can make it on my own. 1175 00:56:09,969 --> 00:56:11,538 Prove to who? 1176 00:56:13,730 --> 00:56:14,541 Everyone. 1177 00:56:17,243 --> 00:56:20,313 See? I told you you wouldn't understand. 1178 00:56:20,313 --> 00:56:22,820 [woman chuckles] 1179 00:56:23,316 --> 00:56:25,618 Oh, **** me! 1180 00:56:25,618 --> 00:56:27,153 [both laughing] 1181 00:56:28,254 --> 00:56:30,590 - [Robbie VO] Nicole Appleton. - ♪ I know where it's at 1182 00:56:30,590 --> 00:56:32,759 [Robbie VO] She and her sister were members 1183 00:56:32,759 --> 00:56:34,661 of the girl band, All Saints. 1184 00:56:34,661 --> 00:56:36,329 Their manager was a ****, too. 1185 00:56:37,397 --> 00:56:39,999 She was absolutely lovely - 1186 00:56:39,999 --> 00:56:42,969 with the single worst taste in men. 1187 00:56:45,710 --> 00:56:46,473 Yeah, you alright? 1188 00:56:48,308 --> 00:56:50,677 [Nicole] Fame is so ****ing weird, isn't it? 1189 00:56:50,677 --> 00:56:51,845 [chuckles] 1190 00:56:52,812 --> 00:56:54,414 It's like that uneasy feeling you get 1191 00:56:54,414 --> 00:56:55,815 when they bring the cake out 1192 00:56:55,815 --> 00:56:57,684 and the whole restaurant sings "Happy Birthday" to you 1193 00:56:57,684 --> 00:57:00,353 and you can't wait until "Happy Birthday" stops being sung. 1194 00:57:02,489 --> 00:57:04,457 I mean, people are doing a really nice thing, 1195 00:57:04,457 --> 00:57:07,160 but you just want it to stop so you can-- 1196 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,995 Eat the ****ing cake. 1197 00:57:10,797 --> 00:57:12,980 Yeah. 1198 00:57:15,201 --> 00:57:16,803 [chuckling] 1199 00:57:17,537 --> 00:57:19,205 Well, now you've got your gag off, 1200 00:57:19,205 --> 00:57:20,640 what are you going to say? 1201 00:57:21,841 --> 00:57:23,810 - I've got some lyrics. - Oh... 1202 00:57:23,810 --> 00:57:25,111 I mean, they're basically different takes 1203 00:57:25,111 --> 00:57:26,312 on how much I hate myself. 1204 00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:27,714 Oh, so a Christmas album then? 1205 00:57:27,714 --> 00:57:29,115 [Robbie laughing] 1206 00:57:29,115 --> 00:57:31,451 I'm not sure about an album. 1207 00:57:31,451 --> 00:57:32,719 You know, at the moment, 1208 00:57:32,719 --> 00:57:34,721 I'd just like to write one good song. 1209 00:57:34,721 --> 00:57:36,289 [laughs] 1210 00:57:36,289 --> 00:57:38,458 - You're overthinking it. - Hmm? 1211 00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:40,627 Just write about whatever's in front of you. 1212 00:57:40,627 --> 00:57:42,128 Look... 1213 00:57:42,128 --> 00:57:46,132 ♪ I've got a boat but mine's made of rubber ♪ 1214 00:57:46,132 --> 00:57:48,501 ♪ I cut a hole in the back 1215 00:57:48,501 --> 00:57:51,237 ♪ And use my **** as a rudder 1216 00:57:51,237 --> 00:57:52,339 [laughs] 1217 00:57:52,339 --> 00:57:54,841 [Robbie] Yes! It's a hit! 1218 00:57:55,575 --> 00:57:58,478 See? You're going to be massive in no time. 1219 00:57:59,646 --> 00:58:01,414 [laughs] 1220 00:58:01,414 --> 00:58:03,216 ♪ I was her 1221 00:58:04,584 --> 00:58:06,519 ♪ She was me 1222 00:58:08,688 --> 00:58:11,240 ♪ We were one 1223 00:58:13,590 --> 00:58:15,161 ♪ We were free 1224 00:58:16,996 --> 00:58:22,502 ♪ If there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1225 00:58:26,172 --> 00:58:28,408 ♪ She's the one 1226 00:58:28,408 --> 00:58:31,778 [lush orchestral arrangement] 1227 00:58:31,778 --> 00:58:34,781 ♪ If there's somebody 1228 00:58:34,781 --> 00:58:38,184 ♪ Calling me on 1229 00:58:38,184 --> 00:58:40,787 ♪ She's the one 1230 00:58:44,791 --> 00:58:46,860 [Nicole] ♪ We were young 1231 00:58:47,727 --> 00:58:50,230 ♪ We were wrong 1232 00:58:51,310 --> 00:58:56,636 ♪ We were fine all along ♪ 1233 00:58:56,636 --> 00:58:59,406 [both] ♪ If there's somebody 1234 00:58:59,406 --> 00:59:03,430 ♪ Calling me on 1235 00:59:03,430 --> 00:59:05,378 ♪ She's the one 1236 00:59:10,417 --> 00:59:12,952 [both] ♪ When you get to where you wanna go ♪ 1237 00:59:12,952 --> 00:59:15,422 ♪ And you know the things you wanna know ♪ 1238 00:59:15,422 --> 00:59:20,660 ♪ You're smiling 1239 00:59:22,729 --> 00:59:25,298 [Nicole] ♪ When you said what you wanna say ♪ 1240 00:59:25,298 --> 00:59:28,968 ♪ And you know the way you wanna play ♪ 1241 00:59:28,968 --> 00:59:30,937 [both] ♪ You'll be so high ♪ 1242 00:59:30,937 --> 00:59:36,900 ♪ You'll be flying 1243 00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:38,845 ♪ Though the sea 1244 00:59:39,846 --> 00:59:41,815 ♪ Will be strong 1245 00:59:42,982 --> 00:59:48,288 ♪ I know we'll carry on 1246 00:59:48,288 --> 00:59:51,624 ♪ 'Cause if there's somebody 1247 00:59:51,624 --> 00:59:54,461 ♪ Calling me on 1248 00:59:55,495 --> 00:59:57,931 [Nicole] ♪ He's the one 1249 01:00:01,301 --> 01:00:07,207 [Robbie] ♪ If there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1250 01:00:07,207 --> 01:00:10,100 ♪ She's the one 1251 01:00:15,448 --> 01:00:17,717 [both] ♪ When you get to where you wanna go ♪ 1252 01:00:17,717 --> 01:00:19,953 ♪ And you know the things you wanna know ♪ 1253 01:00:19,953 --> 01:00:25,725 ♪ You're smiling 1254 01:00:27,293 --> 01:00:29,996 ♪ When you said what you wanna say ♪ 1255 01:00:29,996 --> 01:00:33,566 ♪ And you know the way you wanna play it ♪ 1256 01:00:33,566 --> 01:00:35,368 ♪ You'll be so high 1257 01:00:35,368 --> 01:00:40,707 ♪ You'll be flying 1258 01:00:47,981 --> 01:00:49,883 [no audio] 1259 01:00:49,883 --> 01:00:55,855 [gentle orchestral music plays over dialogue] 1260 01:00:55,855 --> 01:01:00,260 [gentle orchestral music continues] 1261 01:01:12,706 --> 01:01:16,343 [gentle orchestral music continues] 1262 01:01:58,418 --> 01:02:01,721 ♪ She's the one 1263 01:02:03,623 --> 01:02:06,426 ♪ He's the one 1264 01:02:14,467 --> 01:02:17,270 [Nicole sighing] 1265 01:02:35,789 --> 01:02:36,923 [Robbie singing softly] 1266 01:02:36,923 --> 01:02:40,326 ♪ You can't manufacture a miracle ♪ 1267 01:02:41,327 --> 01:02:43,697 ♪ The silence was pitiful... 1268 01:02:45,832 --> 01:02:47,133 [people chattering] 1269 01:02:47,133 --> 01:02:48,968 [man] It's not... It's not a competition, girls. 1270 01:02:48,968 --> 01:02:51,871 It's just hard work. You need to put that in. 1271 01:02:51,871 --> 01:02:53,506 ♪ Do a little dance... 1272 01:02:53,506 --> 01:02:54,874 [Nate] Here. [puts glass down] 1273 01:02:54,874 --> 01:02:56,643 This place is posh as ****. 1274 01:02:56,643 --> 01:02:58,712 You know, I've just seen ****ing Bono in the toilet. 1275 01:02:58,712 --> 01:03:00,647 Had a look. 1276 01:03:01,815 --> 01:03:03,160 Tiny. 1277 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:04,150 [Nate laughing] 1278 01:03:04,150 --> 01:03:05,518 You've missed me, haven't you? 1279 01:03:05,518 --> 01:03:06,853 Ah, of course you have. 1280 01:03:07,987 --> 01:03:10,156 Hmm! Hey, so... 1281 01:03:10,156 --> 01:03:12,392 You know my girlfriend, Kayleigh? 1282 01:03:13,793 --> 01:03:15,328 - Kayleigh. - The one with the clubfoot? 1283 01:03:15,328 --> 01:03:16,830 No, she ain't got a clubfoot. 1284 01:03:16,830 --> 01:03:18,398 - Well... - No. Her pelvis is out. 1285 01:03:18,398 --> 01:03:22,736 Anyway, she's... up the duff. 1286 01:03:23,570 --> 01:03:25,171 I'm going to be a dad. 1287 01:03:30,577 --> 01:03:32,545 That's amazing. 1288 01:03:32,545 --> 01:03:34,247 I'm just surprised the little thing still works. 1289 01:03:34,247 --> 01:03:35,582 **** off! 1290 01:03:35,582 --> 01:03:37,170 Shut up! Shut up! Here it is. 1291 01:03:37,170 --> 01:03:38,685 [TV announcer] The wait is over! 1292 01:03:38,685 --> 01:03:41,488 Coming in at number one, it's new, it's brilliant, 1293 01:03:41,488 --> 01:03:44,157 it's "Never Ever" by All Saints. 1294 01:03:44,157 --> 01:03:47,394 [screaming with joy] [people applauding] 1295 01:03:47,394 --> 01:03:51,865 ["Never Ever" playing in background] 1296 01:03:51,865 --> 01:03:53,733 [Nicole laughs excitedly] 1297 01:03:54,501 --> 01:03:55,835 Whoo! 1298 01:03:55,835 --> 01:03:57,704 Come on! [laughs] 1299 01:04:00,340 --> 01:04:01,508 [kissing] 1300 01:04:01,508 --> 01:04:03,710 - I can't believe it! - Well done, babe. 1301 01:04:03,710 --> 01:04:07,130 - You deserve it. - It'll be your turn next. 1302 01:04:07,130 --> 01:04:08,748 [people cheering] 1303 01:04:08,748 --> 01:04:11,785 [man] Nicole, give us a few words! 1304 01:04:11,785 --> 01:04:14,120 [woman] Yes. Nicole. 1305 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:16,589 [scattered applause] 1306 01:04:16,589 --> 01:04:18,758 Okay. Ahh, I just... 1307 01:04:19,526 --> 01:04:21,127 I can't believe we did it. 1308 01:04:21,127 --> 01:04:23,697 - Number ****ing one! - [crowd cheering] 1309 01:04:23,697 --> 01:04:26,299 To everyone who has supported us through the years, 1310 01:04:26,299 --> 01:04:28,568 you're family, and we love you. 1311 01:04:28,568 --> 01:04:31,204 [people cheering] 1312 01:04:31,204 --> 01:04:32,472 - [Nicole] Whoo! - [cork popping] 1313 01:04:32,472 --> 01:04:34,808 [laughs] And to my... 1314 01:04:35,909 --> 01:04:38,912 - Ah, to my best friends... - [snooker balls clack] 1315 01:04:38,912 --> 01:04:41,281 [Nicole] Having a number one is amazing 1316 01:04:41,281 --> 01:04:43,650 and getting to celebrate it together is the best. 1317 01:04:43,650 --> 01:04:45,885 [Robbie VO] Liam Gallagher was the lead singer of Oasis, 1318 01:04:45,885 --> 01:04:47,787 the biggest band on the planet. 1319 01:04:47,787 --> 01:04:50,557 I'm in love with their songs. I'm in love with the lyrics. 1320 01:04:50,557 --> 01:04:52,158 I'm in love with how provocative they are. 1321 01:04:52,158 --> 01:04:53,326 [snorts] 1322 01:04:53,326 --> 01:04:55,950 I'm just totally in love with them, 1323 01:04:55,950 --> 01:04:56,796 and I want to be them. 1324 01:04:56,796 --> 01:04:59,990 Fame is a powerful aphrodisiac. 1325 01:04:59,990 --> 01:05:01,134 It means even ugly people can get laid. 1326 01:05:01,134 --> 01:05:02,469 [balls clack] 1327 01:05:02,469 --> 01:05:04,804 Mind you, guitars do that, too. 1328 01:05:04,804 --> 01:05:06,406 What's all that about, then? 1329 01:05:06,406 --> 01:05:07,640 Got a number one. 1330 01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,900 Is that all? ****ing hell. 1331 01:05:09,900 --> 01:05:11,444 If I orgasmed every time I had a number one, 1332 01:05:11,444 --> 01:05:12,746 I'd be ****ing dry. 1333 01:05:12,746 --> 01:05:13,813 Yeah. 1334 01:05:13,813 --> 01:05:16,316 - You listen to this ****? - Yeah! 1335 01:05:16,316 --> 01:05:18,251 Like he ****ing knows what we're ****ing talking about. 1336 01:05:18,251 --> 01:05:19,686 You want a number one, 1337 01:05:19,686 --> 01:05:21,421 you should've stayed Gary's back-up dancer. 1338 01:05:21,421 --> 01:05:22,989 [people laughing] 1339 01:05:22,989 --> 01:05:24,691 [Liam] Guess who's had the largest ever demand 1340 01:05:24,691 --> 01:05:27,160 for concert tickets in British history? 1341 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,461 Me. 1342 01:05:28,461 --> 01:05:29,629 And the band-- 1343 01:05:29,629 --> 01:05:31,598 Knebworth, right? 1344 01:05:31,598 --> 01:05:33,933 125,000 ****ing screaming ****s. 1345 01:05:33,933 --> 01:05:35,335 That's insane. 1346 01:05:35,335 --> 01:05:37,804 It's how you know you've made it, ****ing knobhead. 1347 01:05:37,804 --> 01:05:39,339 [people laughing] 1348 01:05:39,339 --> 01:05:41,441 [Robbie VO] Me and Liam wouldn't always be so cuddly. 1349 01:05:41,441 --> 01:05:44,444 Would anybody like to see me fight Liam? 1350 01:05:44,444 --> 01:05:46,646 [crowd cheering] 1351 01:05:46,646 --> 01:05:49,490 Liam, a hundred grand of your money, 1352 01:05:49,490 --> 01:05:50,450 a hundred grand of my money. 1353 01:05:50,450 --> 01:05:52,452 We'll get in the ring and we'll have a fight 1354 01:05:52,452 --> 01:05:54,540 and you can all watch it on TV. 1355 01:05:54,540 --> 01:05:55,689 What do you think about that? 1356 01:05:55,689 --> 01:05:57,157 Now are you going to do it 1357 01:05:57,157 --> 01:05:59,325 or are you going to ***** out, you ****ing wimp? 1358 01:05:59,325 --> 01:06:01,270 [crowd cheering] 1359 01:06:01,270 --> 01:06:02,195 [Robbie VO] Thankfully, 1360 01:06:02,195 --> 01:06:04,197 he wasn't in the country at the time. 1361 01:06:06,966 --> 01:06:08,702 Knebworth... 1362 01:06:08,702 --> 01:06:10,136 [glass shattering] 1363 01:06:10,136 --> 01:06:11,905 Come on, let's go. This is shit. 1364 01:06:11,905 --> 01:06:13,573 [cue clatters] 1365 01:06:13,573 --> 01:06:15,842 - Nice chatting to you, Noel. - **** off, ****. 1366 01:06:19,813 --> 01:06:22,682 [Liam] Hey, twinkletoes, you coming or what? 1367 01:06:23,683 --> 01:06:25,151 Yeah. Come on. 1368 01:06:29,550 --> 01:06:30,323 [crowd exuberantly celebrating] 1369 01:06:30,323 --> 01:06:32,158 ["Never Ever" by All Saints playing] 1370 01:06:32,158 --> 01:06:35,610 ♪ Never ever have I ever felt so sad ♪ 1371 01:06:35,610 --> 01:06:36,496 [person] Whoo! 1372 01:06:36,496 --> 01:06:37,697 [floor creaking] 1373 01:06:37,697 --> 01:06:39,265 [keys jingling] [Robbie chuckling] 1374 01:06:41,201 --> 01:06:43,169 Good evening, Knebworth. 1375 01:06:43,703 --> 01:06:45,705 You all look gorgeous tonight. 1376 01:06:46,239 --> 01:06:48,341 Here's one from my new album. 1377 01:06:48,875 --> 01:06:50,760 Thank you very much. 1378 01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:51,511 [fridge shuts] 1379 01:06:51,511 --> 01:06:53,380 [Nicole] Hiya. 1380 01:06:54,180 --> 01:06:56,916 **** me, aren't you Miss Number One 1381 01:06:56,916 --> 01:06:59,252 of the United Kingdom of Britain? 1382 01:06:59,252 --> 01:07:00,453 [laughs] 1383 01:07:00,453 --> 01:07:02,789 - Maybe. - Mm-hm. [kissing] 1384 01:07:03,923 --> 01:07:05,392 And where did you end up? 1385 01:07:05,392 --> 01:07:07,761 I got kidnapped by Liam Gallagher. 1386 01:07:07,761 --> 01:07:09,229 Oh... 1387 01:07:09,229 --> 01:07:11,531 And you looked like you were having a good enough time. 1388 01:07:11,531 --> 01:07:12,899 [laughs] 1389 01:07:14,434 --> 01:07:19,205 Anyway, I was just trying to make sense of it. 1390 01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:21,441 Of what? 1391 01:07:22,976 --> 01:07:24,611 "Never Ever". 1392 01:07:28,948 --> 01:07:31,818 You don't... What? You don't... You don't like our song? 1393 01:07:31,818 --> 01:07:35,388 Oh, it's fine. I mean, I'm not sure it's a number one, but... 1394 01:07:37,657 --> 01:07:40,293 Well, people seem to like it. 1395 01:07:40,293 --> 01:07:41,995 It would be nice if my fiancé-- 1396 01:07:41,995 --> 01:07:47,567 Screaming, jumping around, making ****ing speeches... 1397 01:07:47,567 --> 01:07:50,170 And all that bullshit about family. 1398 01:07:50,170 --> 01:07:53,106 It's not bullshit. It's everything to me. 1399 01:07:53,106 --> 01:07:54,441 Right. 1400 01:07:54,441 --> 01:07:56,643 So did you tell them that you gave up our family 1401 01:07:56,643 --> 01:07:58,780 to get that number one, then? 1402 01:07:59,779 --> 01:08:00,980 Nah. 1403 01:08:01,781 --> 01:08:04,584 I bet you left that bit out of your little speech, didn't you? 1404 01:08:05,785 --> 01:08:06,920 [sighs] 1405 01:08:10,490 --> 01:08:12,258 You're so ****ing ugly when you're wasted. 1406 01:08:12,258 --> 01:08:14,270 Well, I'll be sober tomorrow. 1407 01:08:14,270 --> 01:08:15,995 Oh, and won't that be nice! 1408 01:08:15,995 --> 01:08:18,965 I can't believe I had to tell everyone that you left tonight 1409 01:08:18,965 --> 01:08:20,300 because something important came up. 1410 01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:21,501 It did. 1411 01:08:21,501 --> 01:08:22,936 Getting ****ed up with your mates? 1412 01:08:22,936 --> 01:08:25,138 At least they know how to write a proper number one. 1413 01:08:25,138 --> 01:08:26,606 Which is more than you can. 1414 01:08:26,606 --> 01:08:28,341 Scribbling lyrics in your little notebook, 1415 01:08:28,341 --> 01:08:30,176 but you're too scared to show them to anyone. 1416 01:08:30,176 --> 01:08:33,179 A number one and she's giving out the advice. 1417 01:08:33,179 --> 01:08:36,549 I didn't ask you to lie to your friends, 'cause guess what, 1418 01:08:36,549 --> 01:08:38,885 I don't give a **** what they think! 1419 01:08:38,885 --> 01:08:42,220 You give a **** what everyone thinks, Rob. 1420 01:08:42,622 --> 01:08:45,191 That's all you give a **** about. 1421 01:08:53,733 --> 01:08:55,168 [plate smashes] 1422 01:08:58,380 --> 01:08:59,639 [door slamming] 1423 01:09:04,210 --> 01:09:05,879 [Robbie whispers] ****head. 1424 01:09:05,879 --> 01:09:08,481 [television playing] 1425 01:09:08,481 --> 01:09:11,151 [Robbie and Betty laughing] 1426 01:09:14,587 --> 01:09:16,556 We need crisps. 1427 01:09:16,556 --> 01:09:18,558 We're alright, Nan. 1428 01:09:18,558 --> 01:09:21,361 Well, I don't want you wasting away on me. 1429 01:09:21,361 --> 01:09:23,697 They don't have washing machines in London? 1430 01:09:23,697 --> 01:09:26,199 Yeah, but you do it with love. 1431 01:09:26,199 --> 01:09:27,567 Oh, you bugger. 1432 01:09:27,567 --> 01:09:29,602 You should come home more often, you know. 1433 01:09:29,602 --> 01:09:31,705 She's slowing down. 1434 01:09:31,705 --> 01:09:34,674 Rubbish. Nan will outlive all of us. 1435 01:09:34,674 --> 01:09:36,776 Anyway, I'm about to be very busy. 1436 01:09:36,776 --> 01:09:38,411 I rang around and I've got a meeting 1437 01:09:38,411 --> 01:09:40,513 with a producer called Guy Chambers. 1438 01:09:41,614 --> 01:09:43,516 Nicole's got a number one. 1439 01:09:43,516 --> 01:09:45,952 ****ing Gary's got number ones. 1440 01:09:45,952 --> 01:09:48,455 And here I am turning into a farmyard animal. 1441 01:09:48,455 --> 01:09:51,291 I wouldn't change a hair on your head. 1442 01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:52,459 Bless you, Nan. 1443 01:09:52,459 --> 01:09:55,280 [Betty] Now, I spoke to your dad. 1444 01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:56,896 Oh, that makes one of us. 1445 01:09:56,896 --> 01:09:58,531 It's been radio silence since I left the band. 1446 01:09:58,531 --> 01:10:01,134 He's agreed to see you again. 1447 01:10:01,134 --> 01:10:03,470 Agreed? What do you mean? 1448 01:10:03,470 --> 01:10:06,539 Well, to have you visit, on your school holidays. 1449 01:10:13,713 --> 01:10:15,949 He called me, remember? 1450 01:10:15,949 --> 01:10:17,417 He said it'd been too long. 1451 01:10:18,551 --> 01:10:19,619 He invited me. 1452 01:10:19,619 --> 01:10:22,722 Yes, that's right. I told him to. 1453 01:10:24,900 --> 01:10:25,658 [Betty] You see? 1454 01:10:27,961 --> 01:10:30,730 - [Betty] Oh, Jesus... - Oh, Betty. 1455 01:10:30,730 --> 01:10:32,432 [Janet] No, no, no. 1456 01:10:32,432 --> 01:10:35,635 - [Betty crying] I'm so sorry. - Oh, Betty. 1457 01:10:35,635 --> 01:10:37,570 - [Betty crying] - No. 1458 01:10:37,570 --> 01:10:39,272 [Janet] It's alright. 1459 01:10:39,272 --> 01:10:41,174 Hey, Nan, it's alright. 1460 01:10:41,174 --> 01:10:42,342 [Janet] Shhh. 1461 01:10:42,342 --> 01:10:44,770 Come on. Don't cry. 1462 01:10:44,770 --> 01:10:46,479 - It's alright. - [Betty cries] 1463 01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:48,948 - [Janet] Shhh, Betty. - [Betty] I'm so sorry, love. 1464 01:10:48,948 --> 01:10:50,784 [Janet] It's alright, duck. 1465 01:10:50,784 --> 01:10:52,285 I'm sorry. 1466 01:10:52,285 --> 01:10:55,188 [Betty sobbing] 1467 01:10:56,156 --> 01:10:58,910 [Robbie rapping] ♪ My rhyme's complex, yes! 1468 01:10:58,910 --> 01:11:00,360 ♪ You're just picking up giro cheques, bless ♪ 1469 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,195 ♪ A whole life for the YTS, oh 1470 01:11:02,195 --> 01:11:04,431 ♪ I line up in a line of nine suspects ♪ 1471 01:11:04,431 --> 01:11:06,266 ♪ And I wine and dine the fine witness ♪ 1472 01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:08,535 ♪ Then she reclines and resigns to my wish list ♪ 1473 01:11:08,535 --> 01:11:10,670 ♪ So I pop it out like the litmus test ♪ 1474 01:11:10,670 --> 01:11:13,106 ♪ And she's like, am I allowed to lick this yet-- ♪ 1475 01:11:13,106 --> 01:11:16,209 Okay, okay! Hang on, hang on. Ugh. 1476 01:11:16,209 --> 01:11:19,546 Listen, I appreciate you coming over, 1477 01:11:19,546 --> 01:11:21,348 but this isn't going to work. 1478 01:11:21,348 --> 01:11:23,149 [Robbie VO] Guy Chambers. 1479 01:11:23,149 --> 01:11:26,186 Guy likes it when I talk about the holidays we shared, 1480 01:11:26,186 --> 01:11:29,550 and I like it when he agrees to let me sing our songs. 1481 01:11:29,550 --> 01:11:30,557 You've only heard half of them. 1482 01:11:30,557 --> 01:11:32,250 And they're all the same. 1483 01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:34,227 I can't even tell when one ends and the next one begins. 1484 01:11:34,227 --> 01:11:35,729 It's like you've written lyrics 1485 01:11:35,729 --> 01:11:37,764 you think other people want to hear. 1486 01:11:37,764 --> 01:11:38,965 I don't know... 1487 01:11:38,965 --> 01:11:40,533 That might be okay in a boyband... 1488 01:11:40,533 --> 01:11:42,736 So you want me to get naked on the first date? 1489 01:11:42,736 --> 01:11:45,138 Well, it's the only way this works. 1490 01:11:45,138 --> 01:11:48,141 Songs are only valuable if they cost you something. 1491 01:11:52,579 --> 01:11:55,281 Luckily, I'm always naked on the first date. 1492 01:12:11,464 --> 01:12:14,670 If you're going to laugh, do it on the inside, yeah? 1493 01:12:15,168 --> 01:12:16,803 I dent easily. 1494 01:12:19,472 --> 01:12:21,740 Can you give me a C? 1495 01:12:21,608 --> 01:12:23,476 [Guy plays chord] 1496 01:12:24,678 --> 01:12:26,613 [Robbie nervously singing] ♪ You can't-- 1497 01:12:26,613 --> 01:12:27,814 [whispering] **** me. 1498 01:12:27,814 --> 01:12:29,482 Better make it a B flat. 1499 01:12:30,483 --> 01:12:32,686 [Guy playing piano chord] 1500 01:12:33,486 --> 01:12:38,124 ♪ You can't manufacture a miracle ♪ 1501 01:12:38,124 --> 01:12:42,128 ♪ The silence was pitiful 1502 01:12:42,128 --> 01:12:44,264 ♪ That day 1503 01:12:46,766 --> 01:12:51,171 ♪ And love is getting too cynical ♪ 1504 01:12:51,838 --> 01:12:55,275 ♪ Passion's just physical 1505 01:12:55,275 --> 01:12:57,444 ♪ These days 1506 01:13:01,681 --> 01:13:05,385 ♪ You analyse everyone you meet ♪ 1507 01:13:05,385 --> 01:13:09,456 ♪ But get no sign 1508 01:13:09,456 --> 01:13:12,559 ♪ Loving kind 1509 01:13:14,561 --> 01:13:18,298 ♪ Every night you admit defeat 1510 01:13:18,298 --> 01:13:20,867 ♪ And cry yourself blind 1511 01:13:22,902 --> 01:13:25,472 [clearing throat] Ah, this is the chorus. 1512 01:13:25,472 --> 01:13:31,144 ♪ If you can't wake up in the morning ♪ 1513 01:13:31,144 --> 01:13:36,160 ♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant at night ♪ 1514 01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:40,754 ♪ If you're lost, hurt 1515 01:13:40,754 --> 01:13:43,423 ♪ Tired or lonely 1516 01:13:43,423 --> 01:13:47,761 ♪ Something beautiful will come your way ♪ 1517 01:13:47,761 --> 01:13:49,162 And the second verse. 1518 01:13:49,162 --> 01:13:50,363 ♪ The DJ-- 1519 01:13:50,363 --> 01:13:52,232 No, no! No! Hang on, hang on. 1520 01:13:52,232 --> 01:13:53,566 Um... 1521 01:13:53,566 --> 01:13:56,360 We have to double the chorus or it'll sound crap. 1522 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,400 What was that list? Lost... 1523 01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,273 ♪ ..hurt, tired or lonely... 1524 01:14:00,273 --> 01:14:02,909 Right, that's the hook. That's the gold. 1525 01:14:02,909 --> 01:14:05,445 The 'something beautiful' bit is cream on top. You've got... 1526 01:14:05,445 --> 01:14:11,170 ♪ Lost, hurt, tired or lonely 1527 01:14:11,170 --> 01:14:14,788 [humming with piano] 1528 01:14:16,356 --> 01:14:17,957 [Guy] And then you repeat. You understand? 1529 01:14:17,957 --> 01:14:18,958 - Yeah. - Right. 1530 01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:20,393 Pick it up from the chorus, 1531 01:14:20,393 --> 01:14:22,429 and, you know, give it some welly. 1532 01:14:22,429 --> 01:14:25,598 Even if it's shit, you got to make it your shit. 1533 01:14:27,934 --> 01:14:29,369 [Guy] Two, three... 1534 01:14:29,369 --> 01:14:33,940 ♪ If you can't wake up in the morning ♪ 1535 01:14:34,541 --> 01:14:38,745 ♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant at night ♪ 1536 01:14:39,879 --> 01:14:45,485 ♪ If you're lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪ 1537 01:14:45,485 --> 01:14:49,389 ♪ Can't control it Try as you might ♪ 1538 01:14:49,389 --> 01:14:50,890 [Guy] There you go! 1539 01:14:50,890 --> 01:14:55,610 ♪ May you find that love that won't leave you ♪ 1540 01:14:55,895 --> 01:15:00,667 ♪ May you find it by the end of the day ♪ 1541 01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:06,639 ♪ You won't be lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪ 1542 01:15:06,639 --> 01:15:10,810 ♪ Something beautiful will come your way ♪ 1543 01:15:10,810 --> 01:15:12,145 One more time. 1544 01:15:12,145 --> 01:15:13,580 ♪ Something beautiful 1545 01:15:13,580 --> 01:15:16,816 ♪ Will come your way 1546 01:15:16,816 --> 01:15:19,850 [sings high note] 1547 01:15:23,923 --> 01:15:26,260 You're not as crap as I thought. 1548 01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:28,962 Thanks. 1549 01:15:28,962 --> 01:15:31,598 We need to clean it up a bit but it's a start. 1550 01:15:31,598 --> 01:15:34,134 Now, what else have you got in there? 1551 01:15:35,502 --> 01:15:36,936 [jingle plays] ♪ Radio Wave... 1552 01:15:36,936 --> 01:15:40,473 And coming up we have a surprise guest in the studio. 1553 01:15:40,473 --> 01:15:43,443 It's none other than ex-Take That bad boy, 1554 01:15:43,443 --> 01:15:44,778 Robbie Williams! 1555 01:15:45,779 --> 01:15:47,313 [Robbie snorts] 1556 01:15:47,313 --> 01:15:49,816 [Robbie VO] Chris Briggs - manager to the stars. 1557 01:15:49,816 --> 01:15:52,285 Amazingly, he saw something in me. 1558 01:15:52,285 --> 01:15:54,821 I mean, besides monstrous amounts of drugs and booze. 1559 01:15:54,821 --> 01:15:56,456 [Briggs] It'll be nice and intimate. 1560 01:15:56,456 --> 01:15:58,892 Fifty people or so - contest winners, 1561 01:15:58,892 --> 01:16:00,293 so they'll be super excited. 1562 01:16:00,293 --> 01:16:02,228 And just remember it's going out live, 1563 01:16:02,228 --> 01:16:03,797 so mind your 'shits' and '****s'. 1564 01:16:03,797 --> 01:16:06,299 You should start with a cover, something people recognise. 1565 01:16:06,299 --> 01:16:08,401 We want them to recognise our songs. 1566 01:16:08,401 --> 01:16:11,710 And they will, but you have to woo them first. 1567 01:16:11,710 --> 01:16:12,305 You gotta get me to Knebworth. 1568 01:16:12,305 --> 01:16:13,707 [Briggs] How about you get through this one 1569 01:16:13,707 --> 01:16:15,141 without giving yourself a heart attack? 1570 01:16:15,141 --> 01:16:17,344 Just get me there, alright? 1571 01:16:17,344 --> 01:16:19,412 [Briggs] Baby steps, mate. 1572 01:16:19,412 --> 01:16:21,715 Look, I know this isn't much of a gig, but-- 1573 01:16:21,715 --> 01:16:24,517 Oh, I don't know. Blackpool, Knebworth... Hi! 1574 01:16:24,517 --> 01:16:27,554 Plus, we need the air time. What have you got to lose? 1575 01:16:28,421 --> 01:16:29,656 I would've said my dignity 1576 01:16:29,656 --> 01:16:31,424 but Take That already stole it, so... 1577 01:16:35,495 --> 01:16:39,599 I mean it, Briggsy, I have got to play Knebworth. 1578 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,402 Whatever it takes. 1579 01:16:42,402 --> 01:16:44,504 It'll take everything. 1580 01:16:45,505 --> 01:16:47,273 Sure you're ready for that? 1581 01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:50,710 [sharp inhale] 1582 01:16:50,710 --> 01:16:54,247 Then make every performance count. 1583 01:16:58,510 --> 01:16:59,586 Light 'em up. 1584 01:17:03,390 --> 01:17:05,525 - [applause] - One, two, three, four. 1585 01:17:05,525 --> 01:17:07,193 [plays song intro] 1586 01:17:07,193 --> 01:17:12,365 ♪ You got to know how to pony Like Bony Maronie ♪ 1587 01:17:12,365 --> 01:17:14,901 - ♪ Do the mashed potato - [audience laughs] 1588 01:17:14,901 --> 01:17:16,870 ♪ Do the alligator 1589 01:17:16,870 --> 01:17:18,138 [audience chuckles] 1590 01:17:18,138 --> 01:17:20,707 ♪ Put your hands on your hips 1591 01:17:20,707 --> 01:17:23,476 ♪ Let your backbone slip 1592 01:17:23,476 --> 01:17:25,645 ♪ Do the watusi [kisses] 1593 01:17:25,645 --> 01:17:28,281 ♪ Like my little Lucy 1594 01:17:28,281 --> 01:17:31,785 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1595 01:17:31,785 --> 01:17:33,153 [music distorting] 1596 01:17:33,153 --> 01:17:34,921 [Robbie's inner voice] You're going to die! 1597 01:17:34,921 --> 01:17:36,589 [radio reporter] You've left the safety of the band 1598 01:17:36,589 --> 01:17:38,580 and now you're going out on your own. 1599 01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:39,292 How does that feel? 1600 01:17:39,292 --> 01:17:40,894 [Robbie on radio] I couldn't be happier. 1601 01:17:40,894 --> 01:17:42,729 I'm finally free, you know, 1602 01:17:42,729 --> 01:17:45,131 and this is only the beginning. 1603 01:17:45,131 --> 01:17:46,633 [Robbie] Come on! 1604 01:17:46,633 --> 01:17:48,635 [rock song intro playing] 1605 01:17:48,635 --> 01:17:50,603 [radio announcer] Well, the first punches have been thrown 1606 01:17:50,603 --> 01:17:52,605 and it's Gary Barlow at number one... 1607 01:17:52,605 --> 01:17:54,740 Light 'em up. 1608 01:17:54,740 --> 01:17:55,675 ...while Robbie's first album, "Life Thru A Lens", 1609 01:17:55,675 --> 01:17:56,943 has debuted at number eleven. 1610 01:17:56,943 --> 01:17:59,112 - Robbie's fate now rests... - [snorts] Oh! 1611 01:17:59,112 --> 01:18:00,580 ...on a national charm offensive tour. 1612 01:18:00,580 --> 01:18:02,415 [exhales deeply] 1613 01:18:02,415 --> 01:18:04,317 [announcer] Lock up your daughters, 1614 01:18:04,317 --> 01:18:06,519 lock up your sons. 1615 01:18:06,519 --> 01:18:09,422 It's Robbie Williams! 1616 01:18:09,422 --> 01:18:11,157 [applause and cheering] 1617 01:18:11,157 --> 01:18:13,293 [Robbie] You know what I need you to do! 1618 01:18:14,861 --> 01:18:16,329 One, two, three, four. 1619 01:18:16,329 --> 01:18:21,000 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1620 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,702 ♪ Na-na-na-na 1621 01:18:24,370 --> 01:18:25,605 - ♪ Na-- - [music distorts] 1622 01:18:25,605 --> 01:18:29,175 [Robbie's inner voice] I'm gonna rip your ****ing eyes out! 1623 01:18:30,710 --> 01:18:32,120 [TV interviewer] With his new album... 1624 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:33,513 - Come on! ...rocketing up the charts, 1625 01:18:33,513 --> 01:18:36,516 ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Williams! 1626 01:18:36,516 --> 01:18:37,984 ♪ Na-na-na-na 1627 01:18:37,984 --> 01:18:39,619 [radio announcer] Please welcome Robbie Williams. 1628 01:18:39,619 --> 01:18:41,121 [TV announcer] Robbie Williams, ladies and gentlemen. 1629 01:18:41,121 --> 01:18:42,889 [TV interviewer] He's an internationally loved star... 1630 01:18:42,889 --> 01:18:44,224 ♪ I said watch me do it 1631 01:18:44,224 --> 01:18:45,625 [Robbie] I wanna sing, goddamnit! 1632 01:18:45,625 --> 01:18:47,270 ♪ Watch me do it 1633 01:18:47,270 --> 01:18:48,695 And I wanna dance. 1634 01:18:49,129 --> 01:18:50,997 Well, you know, being in a relationship means 1635 01:18:50,997 --> 01:18:53,466 I've put away my shagging boots. 1636 01:18:53,466 --> 01:18:55,100 But I know where the closet is. 1637 01:18:55,100 --> 01:18:56,336 [interviewer laughs] 1638 01:18:56,336 --> 01:18:58,571 ♪ Dance with me, honey ♪ 1639 01:18:58,571 --> 01:19:00,540 ♪ Like long tall Sally 1640 01:19:01,908 --> 01:19:03,810 [Robbie on radio] You know the great thing is 1641 01:19:03,810 --> 01:19:05,679 I've actually arrived now, because back... back at home, 1642 01:19:05,679 --> 01:19:07,313 I've been voted the 'Rear of the Year'. 1643 01:19:07,313 --> 01:19:09,683 [female reporter] Is that right? You gonna show us? 1644 01:19:09,683 --> 01:19:12,252 [male reporter] So it's fair to say you're box office, right? 1645 01:19:12,252 --> 01:19:13,887 [Robbie on TV] I've got me platinum disc 1646 01:19:13,887 --> 01:19:16,656 and then I'm getting a double platinum disc now. 1647 01:19:16,656 --> 01:19:18,925 It means I'm very famous. [laughs] 1648 01:19:18,925 --> 01:19:23,596 ♪ One, two, na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1649 01:19:23,596 --> 01:19:25,398 [Robbie's inner voice] We are coming for you! 1650 01:19:25,398 --> 01:19:27,600 You can't write. You haven't got 'it'. You've got nothing! 1651 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:29,536 [Robbie screaming] 1652 01:19:29,536 --> 01:19:32,720 [Robbie's inner voice] You are ****ing dead! 1653 01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:33,740 [audience screaming] 1654 01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:35,208 [flash lights clicking] [people shouting] 1655 01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:36,609 Move! Move! 1656 01:19:39,346 --> 01:19:40,880 Light 'em up! 1657 01:19:42,248 --> 01:19:46,686 [cacophony of sounds] 1658 01:19:46,686 --> 01:19:48,210 [wheels screech] 1659 01:19:48,210 --> 01:19:49,456 [crowd cheering] 1660 01:19:50,957 --> 01:19:52,759 - [woman] Robbie! - **** off, the lot of ya! 1661 01:19:52,759 --> 01:19:54,270 **** off! 1662 01:19:54,270 --> 01:19:56,429 [cacophony of sounds] 1663 01:19:57,697 --> 01:19:59,990 [retching] 1664 01:19:59,990 --> 01:20:00,934 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na 1665 01:20:00,934 --> 01:20:03,636 [awards presenter] And the winner is... Robbie Williams. 1666 01:20:03,636 --> 01:20:05,238 - [man] Robbie Williams! - [man] It's Robbie Williams! 1667 01:20:05,238 --> 01:20:07,107 [man] And the winner is Robbie Williams! 1668 01:20:07,107 --> 01:20:08,942 - [man] Robbie Williams... - [woman] Robbie Williams! 1669 01:20:08,942 --> 01:20:10,877 [woman] A perfect end to a great night 1670 01:20:10,877 --> 01:20:12,445 for Robbie Williams. 1671 01:20:12,445 --> 01:20:15,749 [footsteps] [music pounds] 1672 01:20:15,749 --> 01:20:17,817 [Peter] I'm sure you all recognise this young man, 1673 01:20:17,817 --> 01:20:19,986 but did you know he had a famous father? 1674 01:20:19,986 --> 01:20:21,388 No! 1675 01:20:21,388 --> 01:20:23,323 [Peter] If any of you lovely ladies wanna come up 1676 01:20:23,323 --> 01:20:24,591 and sit on Santa's knee, 1677 01:20:24,591 --> 01:20:26,459 I'll see what I've got in my sack for you. 1678 01:20:26,459 --> 01:20:28,595 [Christmas carol playing] 1679 01:20:29,829 --> 01:20:31,970 Rob?! 1680 01:20:31,970 --> 01:20:34,000 [cacophony of sounds] 1681 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,502 [music playing] 1682 01:20:35,502 --> 01:20:36,936 Brrrr. 1683 01:20:37,837 --> 01:20:39,472 Light 'em up. 1684 01:20:40,340 --> 01:20:42,809 [deep breathing] 1685 01:20:43,510 --> 01:20:44,811 Whoa! 1686 01:20:44,811 --> 01:20:47,247 [Tom Jones] ♪ You got mashed potato 1687 01:20:47,247 --> 01:20:49,416 [Robbie] ♪ Do the alligator 1688 01:20:51,251 --> 01:20:53,820 [Robbie's inner voice] We're going to peel your skin off. 1689 01:20:53,820 --> 01:20:55,288 Slit your throat. 1690 01:20:55,288 --> 01:20:56,923 We are going to ****ing murder you! 1691 01:20:56,923 --> 01:20:58,925 [Robbie screaming] 1692 01:21:00,260 --> 01:21:01,628 ♪ Long tall Sally... 1693 01:21:02,662 --> 01:21:04,964 [Tom Jones] ♪ Jump back in the alley, baby ♪ 1694 01:21:05,932 --> 01:21:07,967 ♪ Put your hand on your hip ♪ 1695 01:21:07,967 --> 01:21:10,103 ♪ Oh! Let your backbone slip 1696 01:21:11,971 --> 01:21:14,541 [Tom Jones] ♪ Oh, yeah 1697 01:21:14,541 --> 01:21:15,942 ♪ Oh 1698 01:21:18,111 --> 01:21:20,547 ♪ Yeah! 1699 01:21:20,547 --> 01:21:22,682 [music continues] [crowd roaring] 1700 01:21:22,682 --> 01:21:24,784 [Robbie's inner voice] Where are you going to run? 1701 01:21:24,784 --> 01:21:26,353 Where are you going to ****ing hide? 1702 01:21:26,353 --> 01:21:28,321 You useless little prick! 1703 01:21:28,321 --> 01:21:30,223 You're going to die alone, you ****! 1704 01:21:30,223 --> 01:21:31,524 You're ****ing replaceable! 1705 01:21:31,524 --> 01:21:33,493 You can't escape this! 1706 01:21:33,493 --> 01:21:36,963 [making monkey noises and hyperventilating] 1707 01:21:38,398 --> 01:21:39,999 [grunting] 1708 01:21:43,870 --> 01:21:46,306 [Peter] Oh, yes, put it there, son. [laughs] 1709 01:21:46,306 --> 01:21:47,474 [music concludes] [crowd roaring] 1710 01:21:47,474 --> 01:21:48,875 [Peter] Fan-bloody-tastic! 1711 01:21:48,875 --> 01:21:51,770 - Listen to that. It's deafening. - [woman] Robbie! Robbie! 1712 01:21:51,770 --> 01:21:53,313 [Peter] Oh, thank you. I'm the dad. 1713 01:21:53,313 --> 01:21:55,810 Taught him everything he knows. 1714 01:21:55,810 --> 01:21:56,983 Peter Conway. [laughs] 1715 01:21:56,983 --> 01:21:58,518 You know what, Chris, entrances and exits. 1716 01:21:58,518 --> 01:22:00,687 No one cares about that stuff anymore. 1717 01:22:00,687 --> 01:22:04,557 But tonight, you outshone Tom Jones, lad! [laughs] 1718 01:22:04,557 --> 01:22:07,193 Oh, look at him. Just another day at the office. 1719 01:22:07,193 --> 01:22:10,563 Well, this is going to knock your socks off. 1720 01:22:10,563 --> 01:22:13,660 Rob! Rob! 1721 01:22:13,660 --> 01:22:17,300 Guess who's playing Knebworth next summer? 1722 01:22:18,271 --> 01:22:19,372 [Peter chuckling] 1723 01:22:19,372 --> 01:22:21,841 Knebworth! Ha ha! 1724 01:22:21,841 --> 01:22:23,510 Wait till I tell the lads! 1725 01:22:23,510 --> 01:22:25,345 Hey, have you thought about a support act? 1726 01:22:25,345 --> 01:22:27,247 Now, I could do you a couple of numbers. 1727 01:22:27,247 --> 01:22:28,381 Four at most. 1728 01:22:28,381 --> 01:22:29,716 It's incredible. 1729 01:22:29,716 --> 01:22:32,352 [Briggs] It also comes with a new record deal. 1730 01:22:32,352 --> 01:22:34,540 It's obscene! 1731 01:22:34,540 --> 01:22:35,922 [Peter exclaiming] Yeah-heh-heh! 1732 01:22:35,922 --> 01:22:39,893 Look at you! You're bulletproof. Ha ha! 1733 01:22:39,893 --> 01:22:41,461 Oh, I need a drink. 1734 01:22:41,461 --> 01:22:44,297 Look at this! Just what the doctor ordered. 1735 01:22:44,297 --> 01:22:45,899 [Briggs] Okay, I'll leave you to celebrate. 1736 01:22:45,899 --> 01:22:47,734 Congratulations. 1737 01:22:47,734 --> 01:22:49,969 Thanks, Chris. 1738 01:22:54,607 --> 01:22:56,276 Knebworth. 1739 01:22:58,144 --> 01:22:59,412 How does it feel? 1740 01:23:01,314 --> 01:23:02,582 [softly] Crippling. 1741 01:23:03,717 --> 01:23:05,618 - It'll sink in. - [cork pops] 1742 01:23:06,986 --> 01:23:09,155 It's like someone's picked sides for an after-school game 1743 01:23:09,155 --> 01:23:10,590 and it's all gone horribly, horribly wrong. 1744 01:23:10,590 --> 01:23:11,791 I mean, it's... 1745 01:23:13,460 --> 01:23:15,395 It's one against thousands. 1746 01:23:15,395 --> 01:23:18,131 [Peter] Bollocks! The audience loves ya. 1747 01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:21,768 [quietly] I can't do it. 1748 01:23:23,336 --> 01:23:25,772 I can't carry Knebworth. [pants] 1749 01:23:25,772 --> 01:23:27,907 I'll be like a lamb to the ****ing slaughter, Dad. 1750 01:23:27,907 --> 01:23:30,760 - It's just stage fright. - You're not listening! 1751 01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:33,279 - [Robbie bangs table] - [Peter] No. It's normal. Okay? 1752 01:23:34,247 --> 01:23:35,949 You know what's always helped me? 1753 01:23:36,950 --> 01:23:39,252 A little bit of Dutch courage. 1754 01:23:39,252 --> 01:23:41,621 Don't I know it. 1755 01:23:44,958 --> 01:23:46,960 Dad, I'm sorry. Dad! 1756 01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:49,796 No one buys a ticket to hear your problems, son. 1757 01:23:50,797 --> 01:23:53,366 You wanna know why these people are gods? 1758 01:23:54,868 --> 01:23:57,804 'Cause they make other people's problems go away. 1759 01:23:59,272 --> 01:24:01,941 - Dad, Dad, stay. Please! - [door opens] 1760 01:24:20,393 --> 01:24:21,528 [inhales deeply] 1761 01:24:31,304 --> 01:24:33,600 [mobile phone ringing] 1762 01:24:38,545 --> 01:24:40,814 [phone continues ringing] 1763 01:24:45,251 --> 01:24:48,880 [screaming] 1764 01:24:50,156 --> 01:24:51,725 [phone continues ringing] 1765 01:24:51,725 --> 01:24:53,590 [grunts] 1766 01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:55,428 [snorts] 1767 01:24:56,663 --> 01:24:58,498 - Whoa! - [audience cheering] 1768 01:24:58,498 --> 01:25:00,100 [sighs] 1769 01:25:00,100 --> 01:25:02,680 [giggling] 1770 01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:05,338 [audience cheering] 1771 01:25:05,338 --> 01:25:07,107 [Parkinson] My next guest has been climbing the charts 1772 01:25:07,107 --> 01:25:08,608 - and conquering the world. - Here he is! 1773 01:25:08,608 --> 01:25:10,100 Ready? Here's daddy's best mate. 1774 01:25:10,100 --> 01:25:11,444 Ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Williams! 1775 01:25:11,444 --> 01:25:13,130 [audience applause and cheering] 1776 01:25:13,130 --> 01:25:15,915 ["Parkinson" theme music playing] 1777 01:25:15,915 --> 01:25:17,684 [Parkinson] Well, this has been 1778 01:25:17,684 --> 01:25:20,553 a sudden change in fortune for you, has it not? 1779 01:25:20,553 --> 01:25:22,355 I mean, you're flying high. 1780 01:25:22,355 --> 01:25:23,757 Sober as a judge, Parky. 1781 01:25:23,757 --> 01:25:25,910 - [audience laughing] - Well, uh... 1782 01:25:25,910 --> 01:25:27,427 Sorry, sorry, I have to do this. [clears throat] 1783 01:25:27,427 --> 01:25:28,762 - Ooh! - [audience chuckling] 1784 01:25:28,762 --> 01:25:30,463 Look, Nan, it's Parky! 1785 01:25:30,463 --> 01:25:31,598 [audience laughter] 1786 01:25:31,598 --> 01:25:35,468 Oh, Betty! It's Robert. 1787 01:25:35,468 --> 01:25:36,970 [Parkinson] Let's talk if we may 1788 01:25:36,970 --> 01:25:38,438 about this success you've been having. 1789 01:25:38,438 --> 01:25:39,873 I mean, it's not the first time, 1790 01:25:39,873 --> 01:25:40,974 is it? 1791 01:25:40,974 --> 01:25:42,809 You've had it before with Take That. 1792 01:25:42,809 --> 01:25:45,478 Would you say that this is a different kind of success? 1793 01:25:45,478 --> 01:25:47,747 It means a great deal more to me now. 1794 01:25:47,747 --> 01:25:49,783 I'm about to perform in front of a record crowd 1795 01:25:49,783 --> 01:25:51,551 at Knebworth in a few weeks. 1796 01:25:51,551 --> 01:25:55,588 - [audience applauding] - No, no, stop it. It's nothing. 1797 01:25:55,588 --> 01:25:58,792 It's only the biggest music event in British history! 1798 01:25:58,792 --> 01:26:00,293 [audience cheering and applauding] 1799 01:26:00,293 --> 01:26:01,928 That's my boy. 1800 01:26:01,928 --> 01:26:04,497 But, of course, Knebworth is not the only record 1801 01:26:04,497 --> 01:26:06,660 you've broken recently, is it? 1802 01:26:06,660 --> 01:26:09,502 There's the matter of your new deal with EMI - 1803 01:26:09,502 --> 01:26:11,304 eighty million pounds. 1804 01:26:11,304 --> 01:26:13,840 - How does that feel? - [Robbie] Ah, I don't know. 1805 01:26:14,974 --> 01:26:18,110 I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams! 1806 01:26:18,110 --> 01:26:20,180 [Robbie VO] I thought I was quoting that lady 1807 01:26:20,180 --> 01:26:21,681 who famously won the lottery. 1808 01:26:21,681 --> 01:26:24,584 - But she said... - Spend, spend, spend! 1809 01:26:24,584 --> 01:26:26,186 [Robbie VO] So no one got it. 1810 01:26:26,186 --> 01:26:28,488 Mind you, I've said worse things in interviews. 1811 01:26:28,488 --> 01:26:30,457 [cameras clicking] [reporters shouting] 1812 01:26:30,457 --> 01:26:33,159 [man] How would you describe your time with Take That? 1813 01:26:33,159 --> 01:26:35,528 [Robbie] I was very fortunate to be in Take That... 1814 01:26:35,528 --> 01:26:37,864 ...and four out of the five Spice Girls. 1815 01:26:37,864 --> 01:26:40,100 - [laughing] - Posh said no, didn't she? 1816 01:26:40,100 --> 01:26:43,870 Uh, now, you've connected with many women in the past-- 1817 01:26:43,870 --> 01:26:46,506 Oh, we're going to talk about my *** life. 1818 01:26:46,506 --> 01:26:47,841 - [audience laughter] - Well, I suppose... 1819 01:26:48,842 --> 01:26:50,844 There's nothing to write home about. 1820 01:26:50,844 --> 01:26:52,946 Which is a shame 'cause Mum loves getting those letters. 1821 01:26:52,946 --> 01:26:54,140 [audience laughter] 1822 01:26:54,140 --> 01:26:55,281 [Nicole] Oh, I mean, 1823 01:26:55,281 --> 01:26:57,150 how many flat tyres can you have? 1824 01:26:57,150 --> 01:26:58,518 - The second one... - [door shuts] 1825 01:26:58,518 --> 01:27:00,153 ...we didn't even get out of the car. 1826 01:27:00,153 --> 01:27:02,155 There was no way Natalie was gonna ruin her hair, 1827 01:27:02,155 --> 01:27:03,723 so they just jacked it up with us all inside. 1828 01:27:03,723 --> 01:27:05,825 - [phone ringing] - And the weather was-- 1829 01:27:05,825 --> 01:27:07,527 [Robbie] I'm just popping to the loo. 1830 01:27:07,527 --> 01:27:09,229 [Nicole] The weather was horrendous. 1831 01:27:09,229 --> 01:27:10,830 At least the sound was good. 1832 01:27:11,731 --> 01:27:13,299 My voice was tired, though. 1833 01:27:13,299 --> 01:27:15,680 Probably because I wasn't sleeping. 1834 01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:17,670 Which is weird because the bed was insanely comfortable. 1835 01:27:17,670 --> 01:27:20,173 I even got the name of the mattress in case we wanted... 1836 01:27:21,141 --> 01:27:22,909 [Parkinson] But you're finally settling down? 1837 01:27:23,910 --> 01:27:25,578 [Robbie] I have to be a realist. 1838 01:27:25,578 --> 01:27:28,848 You know, we're both on tour a lot, 1839 01:27:28,848 --> 01:27:31,184 and it can be difficult, you know. 1840 01:27:32,152 --> 01:27:34,354 [Nicole quietly gasping] 1841 01:27:53,940 --> 01:27:56,543 [Parkinson] So tell me, what's it like for Robbie Williams 1842 01:27:56,543 --> 01:27:58,244 to be in love? 1843 01:28:00,347 --> 01:28:02,480 Well, that's difficult too. 1844 01:28:02,582 --> 01:28:04,840 Um... 1845 01:28:06,119 --> 01:28:08,121 Flings are much easier. 1846 01:28:08,121 --> 01:28:10,123 [audience laughing] 1847 01:28:12,959 --> 01:28:16,620 [gentle tense music] 1848 01:28:17,130 --> 01:28:19,232 You make me feel so small... 1849 01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:22,680 ...and I've hated you for it... 1850 01:28:23,103 --> 01:28:25,305 ...for making me feel so... 1851 01:28:27,107 --> 01:28:28,641 ...unnecessary. 1852 01:28:31,611 --> 01:28:32,912 [lighter cover flicks open] 1853 01:28:35,248 --> 01:28:37,784 [Nicole] The ****ing awful things you do... [sniffles] 1854 01:28:40,754 --> 01:28:43,223 I thought you couldn't help it. 1855 01:28:48,728 --> 01:28:50,630 But you just don't want to. 1856 01:28:52,265 --> 01:28:53,433 [sniffles] 1857 01:28:54,601 --> 01:28:56,436 And I can't help you anymore. 1858 01:28:57,604 --> 01:29:00,774 [gentle piano music] 1859 01:29:04,477 --> 01:29:05,512 [ring clinks] 1860 01:29:12,686 --> 01:29:14,587 [sighing] 1861 01:29:15,422 --> 01:29:16,756 Rob? 1862 01:29:20,694 --> 01:29:22,996 [water gurgling] 1863 01:29:24,764 --> 01:29:26,166 [Nicole] Rob? 1864 01:29:28,601 --> 01:29:30,637 Rob, please say something. 1865 01:29:32,772 --> 01:29:34,441 [Echoes] Baby... 1866 01:29:36,376 --> 01:29:38,778 [Nicole breathing raggedly] 1867 01:29:40,613 --> 01:29:41,981 - [grunting] - [thudding] 1868 01:29:42,949 --> 01:29:45,510 - [Robbie] Nic, please! - You're a ****ing animal! 1869 01:29:45,510 --> 01:29:47,220 [Robbie] Babe... Babe, you need to calm down. 1870 01:29:47,220 --> 01:29:49,122 [Nicole] Don't tell me what I need. 1871 01:29:50,190 --> 01:29:51,491 [Robbie] Listen... 1872 01:29:51,491 --> 01:29:53,526 - [Nicole] Get out! - [Robbie] I can fix it! 1873 01:29:53,526 --> 01:29:54,961 You're too ****ing late! 1874 01:29:54,961 --> 01:29:57,864 [Robbie] But I love you! 1875 01:29:57,864 --> 01:30:01,201 ["Something Stupid" instrumental playing] 1876 01:30:08,241 --> 01:30:10,744 [music speeding up] [thudding] 1877 01:30:12,879 --> 01:30:13,980 - [thudding] - [Robbie grunts] 1878 01:30:13,980 --> 01:30:16,182 [Briggs] Easy! Easy now. Come on. 1879 01:30:16,182 --> 01:30:17,851 - [Robbie] Briggsy... - [door opens] 1880 01:30:17,851 --> 01:30:19,919 - [Guy] Oh, what the ****. - [audience screaming outside] 1881 01:30:19,919 --> 01:30:21,755 - He's alright. - Course I am! 1882 01:30:21,755 --> 01:30:23,923 - Shit! - [door closes] 1883 01:30:23,923 --> 01:30:25,558 [Guy] You should've said 'no' to this one. 1884 01:30:25,558 --> 01:30:27,930 [Briggs] To "Top of the Pops"? 1885 01:30:27,930 --> 01:30:28,661 You can't buy this kind of promotion. 1886 01:30:28,661 --> 01:30:30,663 [Guy] What's to promote? Knebworth's sold out. 1887 01:30:30,663 --> 01:30:31,898 - [sniffs] - [Briggs] The world tour. 1888 01:30:31,898 --> 01:30:33,330 What, he just does Knebworth 1889 01:30:33,330 --> 01:30:34,868 and then he pops his feet up, does he? 1890 01:30:34,868 --> 01:30:36,369 You thought getting to the top was hard. 1891 01:30:36,369 --> 01:30:38,571 - Try staying there. - [knocking on door] 1892 01:30:38,571 --> 01:30:41,700 - [woman] On in five. - [Briggs] Come on, you're up. 1893 01:30:41,700 --> 01:30:43,710 [mobile ringtone plays] 1894 01:30:43,710 --> 01:30:44,911 Leave it. 1895 01:30:49,349 --> 01:30:51,351 Ooh, it's a woman! 1896 01:30:51,351 --> 01:30:53,219 Hi, Mum, I'm about to go on "Top..." 1897 01:30:53,219 --> 01:30:54,754 [Janet on phone] Where have you been? 1898 01:30:54,754 --> 01:30:56,790 - I've been trying to reach you. - I know, I know, but listen. 1899 01:30:56,790 --> 01:30:58,358 I'll have to talk to you later, ducky head, 1900 01:30:58,358 --> 01:31:00,360 because my pianist, well, he's accidentally shat himself, 1901 01:31:00,360 --> 01:31:01,928 and it's just a horror show. 1902 01:31:01,928 --> 01:31:03,730 [Janet] It's your nan. 1903 01:31:03,730 --> 01:31:06,399 She kept asking for ya. 1904 01:31:06,399 --> 01:31:08,868 I tried calling ya, but... 1905 01:31:10,403 --> 01:31:13,540 I'm so sorry, love. She's gone. 1906 01:31:17,777 --> 01:31:20,213 [Briggs] Come on, mate. Let's go. 1907 01:31:20,213 --> 01:31:23,116 [solemn choral vocalising] 1908 01:31:31,825 --> 01:31:35,261 [Betty] Whoever pulls the sword out of the stone 1909 01:31:35,261 --> 01:31:37,997 gets to be the new King of England. 1910 01:31:37,997 --> 01:31:40,660 [TV presenter] He's here tonight to sing 1911 01:31:40,660 --> 01:31:42,902 what has become the unofficial national anthem. 1912 01:31:42,902 --> 01:31:46,506 It's the song on everyone's lips and in everyone's hearts. 1913 01:31:46,506 --> 01:31:50,143 Ladies and gentlemen, the ego has landed. 1914 01:31:50,143 --> 01:31:52,445 [Betty] So the next thing you know, 1915 01:31:52,445 --> 01:31:54,914 all the knights are straining... 1916 01:31:54,914 --> 01:31:58,184 [Betty exclaiming and laughing] 1917 01:31:58,184 --> 01:32:00,520 ...and turning red.[laughs] 1918 01:32:00,520 --> 01:32:03,230 But nobody could budge it. 1919 01:32:03,790 --> 01:32:05,325 So you can imagine 1920 01:32:05,325 --> 01:32:06,760 how everyone laughed 1921 01:32:06,760 --> 01:32:09,129 when little Arthur stepped up for his turn. 1922 01:32:09,129 --> 01:32:10,530 [laughs] Everyone. 1923 01:32:11,798 --> 01:32:14,100 Except Merlin. 1924 01:32:14,100 --> 01:32:18,400 Merlin just stroked his beard and whispered, 1925 01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:19,973 "Arthur, 1926 01:32:19,973 --> 01:32:24,144 "I know those ***y, muscular knights couldn't do it 1927 01:32:24,144 --> 01:32:27,470 "and you're just a little fart of a child 1928 01:32:27,470 --> 01:32:28,882 "with puny little arms. 1929 01:32:28,882 --> 01:32:32,552 "But I believe in you." 1930 01:32:39,590 --> 01:32:41,161 ♪ I sit and wait 1931 01:32:42,696 --> 01:32:44,964 [rain falling] 1932 01:32:52,639 --> 01:32:55,709 ♪ Does an angel 1933 01:32:55,709 --> 01:32:59,746 ♪ Contemplate my fate? 1934 01:33:02,248 --> 01:33:07,354 ♪ And do they know the places where we go ♪ 1935 01:33:07,354 --> 01:33:11,925 ♪ When we're grey and old? 1936 01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:16,830 ♪ 'Cause I have been told 1937 01:33:18,164 --> 01:33:20,867 ♪ That salvation 1938 01:33:20,867 --> 01:33:25,872 ♪ Lets their wings unfold 1939 01:33:27,574 --> 01:33:30,210 ♪ So when I'm lying in my bed 1940 01:33:31,211 --> 01:33:34,714 ♪ Thoughts running through my head ♪ 1941 01:33:34,714 --> 01:33:37,350 ♪ And I feel that love is dead ♪ 1942 01:33:38,885 --> 01:33:41,721 ♪ I'm loving angels instead 1943 01:33:41,721 --> 01:33:43,256 [crowd roaring] 1944 01:33:43,256 --> 01:33:46,260 ♪ And through it all 1945 01:33:46,260 --> 01:33:49,362 [audience members sing along] ♪ She offers me protection 1946 01:33:49,362 --> 01:33:52,699 ♪ A lot of love and affection 1947 01:33:52,699 --> 01:33:55,769 ♪ Whether I'm right or wrong 1948 01:33:55,769 --> 01:33:59,390 ♪ And down the waterfall 1949 01:33:59,390 --> 01:34:02,208 ♪ Wherever it may take me 1950 01:34:02,208 --> 01:34:05,612 ♪ I know that life won't break me ♪ 1951 01:34:05,612 --> 01:34:08,214 ♪ When I come to call 1952 01:34:09,115 --> 01:34:11,951 ♪ She won't forsake me 1953 01:34:14,120 --> 01:34:17,290 ♪ I'm loving angels instead 1954 01:34:17,290 --> 01:34:19,459 ["Angels" musical interlude] 1955 01:35:03,770 --> 01:35:06,390 [cameras clicking] [reporters all shouting] 1956 01:35:06,390 --> 01:35:09,142 ♪ And through it all 1957 01:35:09,142 --> 01:35:12,545 ♪ She offers me protection 1958 01:35:12,545 --> 01:35:16,149 ♪ A lot of love and affection 1959 01:35:16,149 --> 01:35:19,219 ♪ Whether I'm right or wrong 1960 01:35:19,219 --> 01:35:22,188 ♪ And down the waterfall 1961 01:35:22,188 --> 01:35:25,525 ♪ Wherever it may take me 1962 01:35:25,525 --> 01:35:28,361 ♪ I know that life won't break me ♪ 1963 01:35:28,361 --> 01:35:31,164 ♪ When I come to call 1964 01:35:32,632 --> 01:35:35,902 ♪ She won't forsake me 1965 01:35:37,537 --> 01:35:41,341 ♪ I'm loving angels instead 1966 01:35:49,820 --> 01:35:52,252 [Robbie screaming in rage] [TV shattering] 1967 01:35:54,988 --> 01:35:59,192 [cacophony of sounds] 1968 01:36:01,828 --> 01:36:04,531 [tense music rising] 1969 01:36:06,666 --> 01:36:10,103 [clattering and shattering] 1970 01:36:14,607 --> 01:36:18,745 [final strains of "Angels" playing gently] 1971 01:36:41,301 --> 01:36:42,902 [car engine stops] 1972 01:36:46,773 --> 01:36:48,808 [glass crunching] 1973 01:37:00,653 --> 01:37:02,589 They were out of salt and vinegar. 1974 01:37:03,757 --> 01:37:05,325 I don't want 'em. 1975 01:37:06,590 --> 01:37:07,394 Okay. 1976 01:37:11,831 --> 01:37:13,333 Hey, we should get the boys together. 1977 01:37:13,333 --> 01:37:16,269 Hey? Have a little knees-up before your concert tomorrow. 1978 01:37:16,269 --> 01:37:17,670 It'd do you good. 1979 01:37:17,670 --> 01:37:19,272 I can't face it. 1980 01:37:23,900 --> 01:37:25,845 Zip me up. [grunts] 1981 01:37:25,845 --> 01:37:28,140 [Nate] ****ing hell. What time's lift-off? 1982 01:37:28,140 --> 01:37:30,417 - It helps hide the fat. - Oh, yeah. 1983 01:37:33,153 --> 01:37:35,922 You've no idea what it takes to get up there. 1984 01:37:35,922 --> 01:37:37,857 - I can't sleep. - [machine whirring] 1985 01:37:37,857 --> 01:37:39,459 My back's ****ed. 1986 01:37:39,459 --> 01:37:42,128 Yeah, but once you're up there, you're smashing it, so... 1987 01:37:42,128 --> 01:37:44,764 See, that ****s me right off when people say that. 1988 01:37:49,202 --> 01:37:51,204 Being up there's the worst bit. 1989 01:37:52,772 --> 01:37:55,475 Pays alright, though. [chuckles] 1990 01:37:55,475 --> 01:37:57,310 ****. 1991 01:37:57,310 --> 01:37:58,845 [machine whirring continues] 1992 01:38:00,313 --> 01:38:02,150 You don't understand. 1993 01:38:03,160 --> 01:38:05,218 [snorts] 1994 01:38:05,852 --> 01:38:07,287 [Robbie clearing throat] 1995 01:38:07,287 --> 01:38:09,356 [Nate] No, no, I don't understand. 1996 01:38:11,124 --> 01:38:13,193 But at least I'm trying. 1997 01:38:14,194 --> 01:38:15,829 You know all I wanted 1998 01:38:15,829 --> 01:38:18,631 was for you to ask me, just once, how I'm doing. 1999 01:38:19,899 --> 01:38:22,100 You know, with work and my little girl or... 2000 01:38:22,100 --> 01:38:23,570 I'm about to walk out 2001 01:38:23,570 --> 01:38:28,475 to 125,000 people! 2002 01:38:28,475 --> 01:38:31,911 You've got no ****ing idea what that feels like. 2003 01:38:31,911 --> 01:38:34,314 Yeah, and you've no idea that I earn in a month 2004 01:38:34,314 --> 01:38:36,716 what you ****ing snort in a minute. 2005 01:38:36,716 --> 01:38:38,518 Or... or... or that Kayleigh's shacked up 2006 01:38:38,518 --> 01:38:39,719 with some ****ing butcher, 2007 01:38:39,719 --> 01:38:41,388 and so I'm living in an estate 2008 01:38:41,388 --> 01:38:42,889 surrounded by ****ing psychopaths! 2009 01:38:42,889 --> 01:38:44,724 Or that I only get to see my kid 2010 01:38:44,724 --> 01:38:46,426 for two hours every fortnight or-- 2011 01:38:46,426 --> 01:38:48,228 - So you need money? - [Nate] ****ing hell! 2012 01:38:48,228 --> 01:38:49,896 You know, jealousy don't suit you, Nate. 2013 01:38:49,896 --> 01:38:52,499 Jeal... Are you ****ing kidding?! 2014 01:38:52,499 --> 01:38:54,868 Alright, yeah, I might have close to ****-all, 2015 01:38:54,868 --> 01:38:58,371 but you, you have ****ing nothing! 2016 01:38:58,371 --> 01:39:00,940 [laughs] And this coming from you - 2017 01:39:00,940 --> 01:39:04,711 a nothing, nobody ****! 2018 01:39:05,745 --> 01:39:08,114 You know the difference between me and you, Nate? 2019 01:39:08,114 --> 01:39:10,417 It's not my money, it's not your kid. 2020 01:39:10,417 --> 01:39:13,386 It's the fact that I had the ****ing balls 2021 01:39:13,386 --> 01:39:15,889 to make something of myself. 2022 01:39:17,570 --> 01:39:19,559 [machine whirring continues] 2023 01:39:21,270 --> 01:39:22,562 [scoffing] 2024 01:39:26,466 --> 01:39:27,967 Yeah. 2025 01:39:27,967 --> 01:39:30,303 You bought a ticket to the dream, 2026 01:39:30,303 --> 01:39:33,273 and the dream came true, and... 2027 01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:36,576 Yeah, **** it, I am, I'm jealous of that. 2028 01:39:37,610 --> 01:39:39,746 But you can keep the ****ing rest. 2029 01:39:47,754 --> 01:39:49,456 [machine whirring] 2030 01:39:56,429 --> 01:39:58,980 [air releasing] 2031 01:39:58,980 --> 01:39:59,666 [Robbie] Nate! Nate! 2032 01:39:59,666 --> 01:40:00,934 [engine revs] 2033 01:40:00,934 --> 01:40:02,769 [Robbie] Nate! 2034 01:40:02,769 --> 01:40:05,505 ****! 2035 01:40:05,505 --> 01:40:07,941 - ****! ****! ****! ****! - [banging and screaming] 2036 01:40:07,941 --> 01:40:09,976 [birdsong] 2037 01:40:12,145 --> 01:40:17,183 [Peter singing] ♪ Somewhere beyond the sea 2038 01:40:17,183 --> 01:40:21,287 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me 2039 01:40:22,322 --> 01:40:27,660 ♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪ 2040 01:40:27,660 --> 01:40:33,700 ♪ And watches the ships that go sailing ♪ 2041 01:40:36,369 --> 01:40:39,500 And the crowd goes mild! 2042 01:40:41,708 --> 01:40:43,476 Time to get ready, youth. 2043 01:40:44,544 --> 01:40:46,713 Going by helicopter and all. 2044 01:40:49,482 --> 01:40:50,984 Youth? 2045 01:40:53,319 --> 01:40:56,122 Oh, Jesus Christ! 2046 01:40:57,724 --> 01:40:58,958 [sighing] 2047 01:41:00,794 --> 01:41:02,796 [Peter groaning] 2048 01:41:05,665 --> 01:41:06,733 Oh, shit. 2049 01:41:13,873 --> 01:41:15,375 Youth! 2050 01:41:15,375 --> 01:41:18,440 [exclaiming] 2051 01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:21,247 [Robbie chuckling] 2052 01:41:21,247 --> 01:41:24,884 [Peter] You *******! I thought you'd passed out. 2053 01:41:25,885 --> 01:41:30,560 I have waited my whole life for you to step up. 2054 01:41:30,560 --> 01:41:34,527 [chuckling] And all it took was booking the biggest concert 2055 01:41:34,527 --> 01:41:36,196 in British history. 2056 01:41:36,196 --> 01:41:38,365 What are you going on about? 2057 01:41:38,365 --> 01:41:39,899 When you left us-- 2058 01:41:39,899 --> 01:41:41,534 Where's all this coming from? 2059 01:41:41,534 --> 01:41:47,374 All those years, I thought he's just sorting himself out. 2060 01:41:48,375 --> 01:41:53,546 He'll miss me so much and he'll come back. 2061 01:41:53,546 --> 01:41:55,415 Yeah, and I did. 2062 01:41:55,415 --> 01:41:56,883 Yeah. 2063 01:41:58,685 --> 01:42:00,620 'Cause Nan made you. 2064 01:42:04,557 --> 01:42:06,960 I didn't leave you with nothing, though, did I? 2065 01:42:06,960 --> 01:42:09,362 Where do you think your talent comes from? 2066 01:42:09,362 --> 01:42:10,597 Jesus Christ. 2067 01:42:10,597 --> 01:42:12,365 You've forgotten how ****ing lucky you are, 2068 01:42:12,365 --> 01:42:13,800 that's your problem. 2069 01:42:13,800 --> 01:42:16,403 It's a privilege to do what we do. 2070 01:42:18,438 --> 01:42:20,730 What we do? 2071 01:42:20,730 --> 01:42:22,475 You live in a caravan. 2072 01:42:22,475 --> 01:42:25,412 You perform to fifteen ****ing people a night. 2073 01:42:25,412 --> 01:42:27,981 And I love every second of it. 2074 01:42:27,981 --> 01:42:30,830 And I don't need pills to get me through. 2075 01:42:30,830 --> 01:42:31,618 [quietly] ****ing hell... 2076 01:42:31,618 --> 01:42:33,653 Sure, I'd give anything to play to a big crowd. 2077 01:42:33,653 --> 01:42:35,288 Of course I would! 2078 01:42:35,288 --> 01:42:37,290 But if I only ever played to one person 2079 01:42:37,290 --> 01:42:39,125 for the rest of my life, 2080 01:42:39,125 --> 01:42:41,828 I'd be happy giving them everything I've got. 2081 01:42:43,630 --> 01:42:46,266 Unless that person was me, though, right? 2082 01:42:46,266 --> 01:42:49,836 Really?! Who's been cheering you on from the wings, hey? 2083 01:42:51,104 --> 01:42:54,808 Who was it who stopped ya from ruining your career? 2084 01:42:54,808 --> 01:42:56,676 There wouldn't be a Robbie Williams 2085 01:42:56,676 --> 01:42:58,912 if it wasn't for me. 2086 01:43:01,348 --> 01:43:04,451 You've always been there for Robbie Williams, Dad. 2087 01:43:08,321 --> 01:43:10,957 Why couldn't you just be there for Robert? 2088 01:43:21,340 --> 01:43:24,104 [Robbie] You off to watch the football, then, yeah? 2089 01:43:25,939 --> 01:43:27,474 Nice one. 2090 01:43:29,109 --> 01:43:31,711 I'll see you in six years! 2091 01:43:33,880 --> 01:43:36,490 [shouting] You don't have it. 2092 01:43:37,817 --> 01:43:40,687 That's why you never made it! 2093 01:43:40,687 --> 01:43:42,489 [helicopter blades rotating] 2094 01:43:42,489 --> 01:43:47,927 Not as a husband, not as a father, not as anything! 2095 01:43:47,961 --> 01:43:51,531 - [helicopter blades rotating] - [wind blows] 2096 01:43:51,531 --> 01:43:55,368 Peter Conway doesn't ****ing have it! 2097 01:43:59,873 --> 01:44:02,976 [helicopter blades loudly rotating] 2098 01:44:07,180 --> 01:44:10,517 [wind blowing] 2099 01:44:10,517 --> 01:44:12,385 [screaming loudly] 2100 01:44:12,385 --> 01:44:15,922 [breathing deeply] 2101 01:44:17,570 --> 01:44:20,600 [Robbie whispering] Everything has come down to this. 2102 01:44:22,950 --> 01:44:24,300 They've come for me. 2103 01:44:25,565 --> 01:44:28,100 And I'm going to die out there. 2104 01:44:30,537 --> 01:44:32,505 This is the end. 2105 01:44:32,505 --> 01:44:35,909 [doors opening] [grand music playing] 2106 01:44:42,820 --> 01:44:45,685 [epic orchestral music rising] [crowd roaring] 2107 01:45:03,236 --> 01:45:05,739 [mechanism clinks] 2108 01:45:16,383 --> 01:45:18,118 Light 'em up. 2109 01:45:19,119 --> 01:45:21,721 [intro to "Let Me Entertain You" playing] 2110 01:45:32,799 --> 01:45:34,601 [music plays over dialogue] 2111 01:45:34,601 --> 01:45:36,202 ♪ Hell is gone and heaven's here ♪ 2112 01:45:36,236 --> 01:45:38,104 ♪ There's nothing left for you to fear ♪ 2113 01:45:38,104 --> 01:45:40,774 ♪ Shake your ***, come over here, now scream ♪ 2114 01:45:40,774 --> 01:45:42,409 [crowd screaming] 2115 01:45:42,409 --> 01:45:45,945 ♪ I'm a burning effigy of everything I used to be ♪ 2116 01:45:45,945 --> 01:45:48,748 ♪ You're my rock of empathy, my dear ♪ 2117 01:45:48,748 --> 01:45:54,654 ♪ So, come on, let me entertain you ♪ 2118 01:45:57,190 --> 01:46:02,762 ♪ Let me entertain you 2119 01:46:05,432 --> 01:46:07,200 ♪ Life's too short for you to die ♪ 2120 01:46:07,200 --> 01:46:09,169 ♪ So grab yourself an alibi 2121 01:46:09,169 --> 01:46:11,805 ♪ Heaven knows your mother lied, mon cher ♪ 2122 01:46:12,872 --> 01:46:14,774 ♪ Separate your right from wrong ♪ 2123 01:46:14,774 --> 01:46:16,543 ♪ Come and sing a different song ♪ 2124 01:46:16,543 --> 01:46:19,512 ♪ The kettle's on, so don't be long, mon cher ♪ 2125 01:46:19,512 --> 01:46:20,980 ♪ So, come on 2126 01:46:20,980 --> 01:46:26,186 ♪ Let me entertain you 2127 01:46:28,555 --> 01:46:33,226 ♪ Let me entertain you 2128 01:46:36,563 --> 01:46:38,365 Good evening, Knebworth. 2129 01:46:38,365 --> 01:46:39,666 [crowd roaring] 2130 01:46:39,666 --> 01:46:41,670 [camera clicking] 2131 01:46:41,670 --> 01:46:43,690 My name is Robbie Williams. 2132 01:46:43,690 --> 01:46:44,371 [woman screams] 2133 01:46:44,371 --> 01:46:46,506 This is my band. 2134 01:46:46,506 --> 01:46:50,760 And for the next two hours, your **** is mine! 2135 01:46:50,760 --> 01:46:51,411 [cheering] 2136 01:46:51,411 --> 01:46:53,246 ♪ Look me up in the Yellow Pages ♪ 2137 01:46:53,246 --> 01:46:55,281 ♪ I will be your rock of ages ♪ 2138 01:46:55,315 --> 01:46:57,217 ♪ See-through fads and your crazy phases ♪ 2139 01:46:59,190 --> 01:47:01,187 ♪ Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep ♪ 2140 01:47:01,187 --> 01:47:02,856 ♪ Popped a pill and fell asleep... ♪ 2141 01:47:02,856 --> 01:47:04,991 [Robbie's inner voice] We're going to slaughter you. 2142 01:47:04,991 --> 01:47:07,930 You're ****ing useless! 2143 01:47:07,930 --> 01:47:10,597 ♪ Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned ♪ 2144 01:47:10,597 --> 01:47:14,670 ♪ But we're the generation that's got to be heard ♪ 2145 01:47:14,670 --> 01:47:16,360 ♪ You're tired of your teachers... ♪ 2146 01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:19,139 [Robbie's inner voice] You've got nowhere to go! 2147 01:47:19,172 --> 01:47:21,675 Do everyone a favour and ****ing end it! 2148 01:47:21,675 --> 01:47:26,279 - Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! - ♪ Let me entertain you 2149 01:47:26,279 --> 01:47:29,716 [crowd roaring] 2150 01:47:29,716 --> 01:47:34,721 ♪ Let me entertain you 2151 01:47:34,721 --> 01:47:36,690 [metal scraping] 2152 01:47:37,691 --> 01:47:40,260 [Robbie's inner voice] There's only one way out! 2153 01:47:40,260 --> 01:47:42,429 You don't deserve to ****ing live. 2154 01:47:42,429 --> 01:47:43,897 You will never be enough! 2155 01:47:43,897 --> 01:47:45,432 [screaming] 2156 01:47:45,432 --> 01:47:49,350 ♪ He may be good He may be out of sight ♪ 2157 01:47:49,350 --> 01:47:52,806 ♪ But he can't be here So come around tonight ♪ 2158 01:47:52,806 --> 01:47:56,476 ♪ Here is the place where the feeling grows ♪ 2159 01:47:56,476 --> 01:47:58,912 ♪ You gotta get high before you... ♪ 2160 01:47:58,912 --> 01:48:00,580 [Robbie screaming loudly] 2161 01:48:00,580 --> 01:48:04,918 - ♪ Let me entertain you - [thudding and metal clanging] 2162 01:48:08,555 --> 01:48:13,293 ♪ Let me entertain you 2163 01:48:16,329 --> 01:48:21,668 ♪ Let me entertain you 2164 01:48:21,668 --> 01:48:23,436 [metallic clanking] 2165 01:48:23,436 --> 01:48:24,437 ♪ Come on, come on 2166 01:48:24,437 --> 01:48:25,805 - ♪ Come on, come on - Whoa! 2167 01:48:25,805 --> 01:48:27,574 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2168 01:48:27,574 --> 01:48:31,144 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2169 01:48:31,144 --> 01:48:33,213 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2170 01:48:33,246 --> 01:48:35,315 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2171 01:48:35,315 --> 01:48:37,984 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2172 01:48:37,984 --> 01:48:39,285 [monkeys roaring] 2173 01:48:39,285 --> 01:48:41,210 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2174 01:48:41,210 --> 01:48:42,622 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2175 01:48:42,622 --> 01:48:44,224 [child monkey] No, no, noooo! 2176 01:48:44,257 --> 01:48:45,992 Argh! 2177 01:48:45,992 --> 01:48:49,396 [groaning and moaning] 2178 01:48:49,429 --> 01:48:52,632 - [ragged final breaths] - [music finishes] 2179 01:48:52,632 --> 01:48:55,135 [Robbie whimpering] 2180 01:48:58,171 --> 01:48:59,839 [whimpering] 2181 01:49:01,808 --> 01:49:03,430 [grunting] 2182 01:49:03,430 --> 01:49:04,711 [pants] 2183 01:49:04,711 --> 01:49:06,946 [distant singing] ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2184 01:49:06,946 --> 01:49:08,948 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2185 01:49:08,948 --> 01:49:11,484 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2186 01:49:11,484 --> 01:49:13,987 [louder] ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2187 01:49:13,987 --> 01:49:15,955 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2188 01:49:15,955 --> 01:49:18,958 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2189 01:49:19,893 --> 01:49:22,620 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2190 01:49:22,620 --> 01:49:24,264 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2191 01:49:24,297 --> 01:49:27,701 [both singing] ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 2192 01:49:30,904 --> 01:49:32,405 - Argh! - [silence] 2193 01:49:35,175 --> 01:49:36,543 [grunting] 2194 01:49:37,811 --> 01:49:39,446 [blood splattering] 2195 01:49:39,479 --> 01:49:42,820 [heavy breathing] 2196 01:49:46,186 --> 01:49:48,388 [birds calling] 2197 01:49:58,598 --> 01:50:02,369 [Robbie singing in a whisper] ♪ Send someone to love me 2198 01:50:05,572 --> 01:50:09,109 ♪ I need to rest in arms 2199 01:50:15,115 --> 01:50:18,351 ♪ Keep me safe from harm 2200 01:50:21,755 --> 01:50:23,923 ♪ In pouring rain 2201 01:50:37,700 --> 01:50:39,406 ♪ As my soul 2202 01:50:42,409 --> 01:50:45,578 ♪ Heals the shame 2203 01:50:49,549 --> 01:50:55,422 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 2204 01:50:59,893 --> 01:51:05,231 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 2205 01:51:10,970 --> 01:51:15,675 [orchestral intro to "Better Man" playing] 2206 01:51:18,178 --> 01:51:20,513 [sniffling] 2207 01:51:37,197 --> 01:51:38,465 [razor blade clinks] 2208 01:51:41,601 --> 01:51:43,970 [sniffling] 2209 01:51:47,607 --> 01:51:51,144 ♪ Send someone to love me 2210 01:51:51,144 --> 01:51:54,547 ♪ I need to rest in arms 2211 01:51:55,515 --> 01:51:58,284 ♪ Keep me safe from harm 2212 01:51:59,386 --> 01:52:02,322 ♪ In pouring rain 2213 01:52:03,490 --> 01:52:06,292 ♪ Give me endless summer 2214 01:52:07,327 --> 01:52:10,697 ♪ Lord, I fear the cold 2215 01:52:11,798 --> 01:52:15,100 ♪ Feel I'm getting old 2216 01:52:15,100 --> 01:52:18,400 ♪ Before my time 2217 01:52:20,240 --> 01:52:23,543 ♪ As my soul 2218 01:52:23,543 --> 01:52:26,460 ♪ Heals the shame 2219 01:52:28,248 --> 01:52:33,920 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 2220 01:52:35,822 --> 01:52:41,728 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 2221 01:52:41,728 --> 01:52:43,563 [woman] I lost the house. 2222 01:52:44,597 --> 01:52:47,500 The worst thing was I lost the ability to care. 2223 01:52:51,438 --> 01:52:53,440 You are next, if you want to share. 2224 01:52:58,511 --> 01:53:00,847 I feel a bit stupid, to be honest. 2225 01:53:04,951 --> 01:53:07,587 I'm just a chav that got everything they ever wanted. 2226 01:53:10,390 --> 01:53:13,590 It's a bit ****ing embarrassing, to be frank. 2227 01:53:16,296 --> 01:53:18,965 I was taught that fame would solve everything. 2228 01:53:21,634 --> 01:53:23,770 But fame's got ****-all to do with me. 2229 01:53:24,771 --> 01:53:27,674 It's about acting out everyone else's fantasies. 2230 01:53:27,707 --> 01:53:32,780 The shagging, the boozing, the showing your bollocks on TV 2231 01:53:32,780 --> 01:53:34,800 and people cheering you for it. 2232 01:53:35,215 --> 01:53:36,950 Fame looks good in a photo. 2233 01:53:40,587 --> 01:53:44,257 They say your life freezes at the age you become famous. 2234 01:53:45,959 --> 01:53:47,927 So I am fifteen. 2235 01:53:50,130 --> 01:53:51,798 I'm stunted. 2236 01:53:53,566 --> 01:53:55,435 I'm unevolved. 2237 01:53:57,837 --> 01:54:00,507 And that's why I'm always like, "Oh, it's okay. 2238 01:54:00,507 --> 01:54:02,909 "I think I'm a ****. I'm fine with it." 2239 01:54:02,909 --> 01:54:05,311 So I get in there before you do. 2240 01:54:07,914 --> 01:54:10,984 And I ****ing hate myself for it. 2241 01:54:16,656 --> 01:54:20,460 Sometimes it's a curse to get everything we want. 2242 01:54:20,460 --> 01:54:22,796 Repairing close relationships 2243 01:54:22,796 --> 01:54:26,633 is a good first step to repairing ourselves. 2244 01:54:33,440 --> 01:54:35,375 [buzzing] 2245 01:54:39,713 --> 01:54:43,316 ♪ Go easy on my conscience 2246 01:54:44,284 --> 01:54:46,953 ♪ 'Cause it's not my fault 2247 01:54:48,121 --> 01:54:51,324 ♪ I know I've been taught 2248 01:54:51,324 --> 01:54:54,327 ♪ To take the blame 2249 01:54:56,896 --> 01:55:00,633 [orchestral choral music] 2250 01:55:11,845 --> 01:55:17,751 ♪ As my soul heals the shame 2251 01:55:19,853 --> 01:55:25,325 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 2252 01:55:27,600 --> 01:55:32,932 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 2253 01:55:39,839 --> 01:55:41,740 [bottle clinking] 2254 01:55:41,740 --> 01:55:42,909 [car approaching] 2255 01:56:06,399 --> 01:56:07,667 [engine starting] 2256 01:56:07,701 --> 01:56:09,369 [door creaks open] 2257 01:56:10,637 --> 01:56:12,539 [gentle orchestral music] 2258 01:56:18,778 --> 01:56:24,417 ♪ Give me endless summer Lord, I fear the cold ♪ 2259 01:56:24,417 --> 01:56:26,920 [Nicole chattering] 2260 01:56:26,920 --> 01:56:29,622 You did it. And you deserve this. 2261 01:56:41,000 --> 01:56:46,139 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 2262 01:56:48,408 --> 01:56:51,878 [uplifting orchestral music] 2263 01:56:59,953 --> 01:57:05,291 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can 2264 01:57:05,291 --> 01:57:07,761 ♪ To be a better man 2265 01:57:11,631 --> 01:57:13,900 ♪ To be a better man 2266 01:57:18,400 --> 01:57:22,475 ♪ To be a better man 2267 01:57:22,475 --> 01:57:24,611 [TV playing] 2268 01:57:27,380 --> 01:57:29,215 [Robbie laughing] 2269 01:57:31,484 --> 01:57:33,153 [laughing] 2270 01:57:33,153 --> 01:57:36,690 [Robbie] Good evening, folks. Good evening, you slags. 2271 01:57:36,690 --> 01:57:38,425 No, good evening, folks. 2272 01:57:38,458 --> 01:57:41,428 So, who is Robbie Williams? 2273 01:57:41,461 --> 01:57:43,363 Well, I've been called many things - 2274 01:57:43,363 --> 01:57:46,499 narcissistic, punchable, shit-eating twat. 2275 01:57:46,499 --> 01:57:48,435 But while I'm all those things, 2276 01:57:48,468 --> 01:57:51,504 I want to show you how I really see myself. 2277 01:57:51,504 --> 01:57:53,940 So, sit back, relax, 2278 01:57:53,940 --> 01:57:57,677 while I give you a right ****ing entertaining. 2279 01:58:00,714 --> 01:58:04,584 So, the story starts... 2280 01:58:06,653 --> 01:58:07,721 [kisses] 2281 01:58:16,930 --> 01:58:21,334 [orchestral version of "Feel" playing] 2282 01:58:39,786 --> 01:58:42,989 This is the last song of the evening. 2283 01:58:42,989 --> 01:58:45,580 [audience aahing] 2284 01:58:45,580 --> 01:58:46,493 It's sadder than that. 2285 01:58:46,526 --> 01:58:48,361 [audience aahing louder] 2286 01:58:48,361 --> 01:58:50,296 It's much sadder than that. 2287 01:58:50,296 --> 01:58:51,631 [audience laughing] 2288 01:58:51,631 --> 01:58:53,967 Thank you for being a wonderful audience tonight 2289 01:58:53,967 --> 01:58:56,169 and making my dream come true. 2290 01:58:56,202 --> 01:58:57,871 [applauding] 2291 01:59:00,740 --> 01:59:02,609 I want to thank my mum... 2292 01:59:03,777 --> 01:59:05,812 ...for being there when I needed ya. 2293 01:59:05,812 --> 01:59:07,380 [applause] 2294 01:59:07,380 --> 01:59:08,982 Always. 2295 01:59:08,982 --> 01:59:10,583 [mouths silently] I love you. 2296 01:59:21,294 --> 01:59:23,530 - [intro to "My Way" playing] - [audience applauding] 2297 01:59:23,563 --> 01:59:24,831 You guessed it, folks! 2298 01:59:27,133 --> 01:59:30,837 ♪ And now, the end is near 2299 01:59:30,837 --> 01:59:32,405 If you know the words, sing up. 2300 01:59:32,405 --> 01:59:34,700 If you don't, shut up, it'll sound crap. 2301 01:59:34,700 --> 01:59:35,508 [audience laughing] 2302 01:59:35,508 --> 01:59:38,745 ♪ ..the final curtain 2303 01:59:39,846 --> 01:59:45,151 ♪ My friends, I'll say it clear ♪ 2304 01:59:45,151 --> 01:59:48,154 ♪ And state my case 2305 01:59:48,154 --> 01:59:50,657 ♪ On which I'm certain 2306 01:59:50,657 --> 01:59:52,250 [woman] I love you, Robbie! 2307 01:59:52,250 --> 01:59:57,163 ♪ I've lived a life that's full ♪ 2308 01:59:58,164 --> 02:00:03,470 ♪ I've travelled each and every highway ♪ 2309 02:00:03,470 --> 02:00:04,871 Come on. 2310 02:00:04,871 --> 02:00:07,574 ♪ And more... Everybody! 2311 02:00:07,607 --> 02:00:09,976 [audience] ♪ Much more than this 2312 02:00:09,976 --> 02:00:15,849 ♪ I did it my way 2313 02:00:17,650 --> 02:00:19,386 Now, I couldn't finish the show 2314 02:00:19,386 --> 02:00:21,621 without mentioning someone else here tonight. 2315 02:00:22,956 --> 02:00:25,592 I share a lot of the same mannerisms as this person. 2316 02:00:25,625 --> 02:00:28,280 People say I sing a bit like him too. 2317 02:00:29,195 --> 02:00:30,830 He's made me who I am - 2318 02:00:30,830 --> 02:00:34,200 all the good things and a touch of the bad. 2319 02:00:35,335 --> 02:00:37,537 And I wouldn't be where I am without him. 2320 02:00:37,537 --> 02:00:40,600 We haven't performed together for... 2321 02:00:41,174 --> 02:00:43,900 ...twenty five years. 2322 02:00:45,110 --> 02:00:47,781 But I've wanted to every day since. 2323 02:00:47,814 --> 02:00:50,583 Please welcome to the stage... 2324 02:00:51,584 --> 02:00:52,752 ...my dad. 2325 02:00:52,752 --> 02:00:56,389 [audience applauding] 2326 02:01:08,435 --> 02:01:12,500 [uplifting music] 2327 02:01:13,273 --> 02:01:14,607 [Peter] Thank you very much. 2328 02:01:14,607 --> 02:01:17,877 What do you think, youth, shall we light 'em up? 2329 02:01:19,846 --> 02:01:21,681 Tell it like it is, Dad. 2330 02:01:24,517 --> 02:01:28,922 ♪ Regrets, I've had a few 2331 02:01:28,922 --> 02:01:30,590 Me too. 2332 02:01:30,590 --> 02:01:33,930 ♪ But then again 2333 02:01:33,930 --> 02:01:35,729 ♪ Too few to mention 2334 02:01:37,970 --> 02:01:41,768 ♪ I did what I had to do 2335 02:01:43,690 --> 02:01:44,738 ♪ And saw it through 2336 02:01:44,738 --> 02:01:46,720 [applause and whistling] 2337 02:01:46,720 --> 02:01:48,975 ♪ Without exemption 2338 02:01:50,110 --> 02:01:54,981 [both singing] ♪ I planned each charted course ♪ 2339 02:01:54,981 --> 02:01:58,651 ♪ Each careful step 2340 02:01:58,651 --> 02:02:01,588 ♪ Along the byway 2341 02:02:03,723 --> 02:02:06,159 - I'm sorry, Robert. - I know, Dad. 2342 02:02:06,159 --> 02:02:08,461 - You always had it, you know. - [audience continues singing] 2343 02:02:08,461 --> 02:02:11,965 Now, look at you. You're one of the gods. 2344 02:02:11,965 --> 02:02:14,300 [audience] ♪ My way 2345 02:02:14,300 --> 02:02:17,971 ♪ Yes, there were times ♪ 2346 02:02:17,971 --> 02:02:20,440 ♪ I'm sure you knew 2347 02:02:21,775 --> 02:02:26,346 ♪ When I bit off more than I could chew ♪ 2348 02:02:27,681 --> 02:02:30,517 ♪ And through it all 2349 02:02:30,517 --> 02:02:32,919 ♪ When there was doubt 2350 02:02:33,920 --> 02:02:39,693 ♪ I ate it up and spit it out ♪ 2351 02:02:39,693 --> 02:02:42,495 ♪ I faced it all 2352 02:02:42,495 --> 02:02:45,198 ♪ And I stood tall 2353 02:02:46,199 --> 02:02:52,138 ♪ And did it my way 2354 02:02:52,138 --> 02:02:55,475 [audience cheering and applauding] 2355 02:02:58,945 --> 02:03:00,130 [kisses] 2356 02:03:05,618 --> 02:03:08,555 [audience cheering louder] 2357 02:03:09,889 --> 02:03:11,658 Peter Conway, everybody. 2358 02:03:12,992 --> 02:03:14,160 My dad! 2359 02:03:15,528 --> 02:03:17,364 Or at least that's what Mum told us. 2360 02:03:17,364 --> 02:03:18,765 [mouths silently] Oh, Robbie... 2361 02:03:18,798 --> 02:03:23,336 ♪ I've loved I've laughed and cried ♪ 2362 02:03:24,671 --> 02:03:30,243 ♪ I've had my fill My share of losing ♪ 2363 02:03:31,378 --> 02:03:34,214 ♪ And now 2364 02:03:34,214 --> 02:03:37,951 ♪ As tears subside 2365 02:03:37,984 --> 02:03:42,522 ♪ I find it all so amusing 2366 02:03:44,157 --> 02:03:48,895 ♪ To think I did all that 2367 02:03:49,896 --> 02:03:52,432 ♪ And may I say 2368 02:03:53,433 --> 02:03:56,360 ♪ Not in a shy way 2369 02:03:57,370 --> 02:04:01,808 ♪ Oh, no Oh, no, not me ♪ 2370 02:04:01,841 --> 02:04:07,781 ♪ I did it my way 2371 02:04:07,781 --> 02:04:11,718 ♪ For what is a man 2372 02:04:11,718 --> 02:04:14,187 ♪ What has he got? 2373 02:04:15,188 --> 02:04:20,627 ♪ If not himself, then he has naught ♪ 2374 02:04:21,761 --> 02:04:26,499 ♪ To say the things he truly feels ♪ 2375 02:04:27,500 --> 02:04:31,104 ♪ And not the words 2376 02:04:31,104 --> 02:04:34,341 ♪ Of one who kneels 2377 02:04:34,341 --> 02:04:36,476 ♪ Let the record show 2378 02:04:37,944 --> 02:04:40,347 ♪ I took the blows 2379 02:04:42,480 --> 02:04:43,950 ♪ And did it 2380 02:04:43,950 --> 02:04:47,520 ♪ My 2381 02:04:47,520 --> 02:04:50,924 ♪ Way 2382 02:04:52,659 --> 02:04:56,663 [grand orchestral climax] 2383 02:04:57,864 --> 02:05:01,101 [audience applauding] 2384 02:05:02,369 --> 02:05:04,700 [woman] We love you! 2385 02:05:08,641 --> 02:05:14,381 Nan! This is your grandson singing and I love you. 2386 02:05:17,517 --> 02:05:19,619 ♪ I did it 2387 02:05:19,619 --> 02:05:23,823 ♪ My 2388 02:05:23,823 --> 02:05:27,160 ♪ Way 2389 02:05:31,131 --> 02:05:33,533 [grand orchestral music] 2390 02:05:33,533 --> 02:05:36,836 [Robbie VO] Who did I love when I was a kid? 2391 02:05:36,836 --> 02:05:40,240 I loved Frank Sinatra. 2392 02:05:40,273 --> 02:05:41,908 Come on! 2393 02:05:41,908 --> 02:05:44,544 And I loved my dad and he's an entertainer. 2394 02:05:45,545 --> 02:05:49,149 Shit! That's who I am. That feels good to me. 2395 02:05:49,149 --> 02:05:52,886 I want to make the twelve-year-old at my nan's, 2396 02:05:52,886 --> 02:05:56,256 watching TV on a Saturday night, feeling safe. 2397 02:05:56,289 --> 02:05:58,525 I wanted to make that same twelve-year-old 2398 02:05:58,525 --> 02:06:00,160 feel safe onstage. 2399 02:06:02,862 --> 02:06:04,431 I'm a ****ing entertainer. 2400 02:06:04,431 --> 02:06:07,267 It might be cabaret, but it's world-class cabaret, 2401 02:06:07,300 --> 02:06:09,335 and I'm the ****ing best at it. 2402 02:06:12,672 --> 02:06:13,840 **** yourselves! 2403 02:06:15,608 --> 02:06:18,780 [music crescendos and ends] 2404 02:06:20,847 --> 02:06:23,850 ["Forbidden Road" by Robbie Williams playing] 2405 02:06:30,857 --> 02:06:34,461 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2406 02:06:34,461 --> 02:06:39,320 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2407 02:06:40,900 --> 02:06:44,404 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2408 02:06:44,738 --> 02:06:49,409 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2409 02:06:51,440 --> 02:06:54,114 ♪ Why do you look at me that way? ♪ 2410 02:06:54,114 --> 02:06:56,983 ♪ I'm not a problem that needs solving ♪ 2411 02:06:56,983 --> 02:06:59,719 ♪ The truth is still evolving 2412 02:07:01,187 --> 02:07:04,324 ♪ Life is the choices that we make ♪ 2413 02:07:04,357 --> 02:07:07,930 ♪ We're the masters of our own fate ♪ 2414 02:07:07,930 --> 02:07:09,662 ♪ The painter and the paint 2415 02:07:10,997 --> 02:07:15,602 ♪ You need to lose your mind 2416 02:07:15,602 --> 02:07:20,774 ♪ To get back to the light 2417 02:07:20,774 --> 02:07:23,143 ♪ Sometimes 2418 02:07:24,310 --> 02:07:27,514 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2419 02:07:28,810 --> 02:07:32,819 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2420 02:07:34,287 --> 02:07:38,191 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2421 02:07:38,191 --> 02:07:42,996 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2422 02:07:44,464 --> 02:07:47,600 ♪ Maybe I'm never satisfied 2423 02:07:47,600 --> 02:07:50,370 ♪ I made a lot of poor decisions ♪ 2424 02:07:50,403 --> 02:07:53,473 ♪ Yeah, I made some revisions ♪ 2425 02:07:54,708 --> 02:07:57,877 ♪ And I'm still trying to get it right ♪ 2426 02:07:57,911 --> 02:08:02,816 ♪ I'm a living contradiction The cure and the affliction ♪ 2427 02:08:04,184 --> 02:08:09,122 ♪ You need to lose your mind 2428 02:08:09,122 --> 02:08:14,270 ♪ To get back to the light 2429 02:08:14,270 --> 02:08:16,529 ♪ Sometimes 2430 02:08:17,497 --> 02:08:21,340 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2431 02:08:21,234 --> 02:08:25,739 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2432 02:08:27,507 --> 02:08:31,440 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2433 02:08:31,478 --> 02:08:36,490 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2434 02:08:36,490 --> 02:08:40,453 ♪ So do you love me now? 2435 02:08:41,554 --> 02:08:46,260 ♪ Or did I let you down? 2436 02:08:46,526 --> 02:08:49,496 ♪ You said you wanted all my secrets ♪ 2437 02:08:49,496 --> 02:08:51,898 ♪ So I showed you all my demons ♪ 2438 02:08:51,898 --> 02:08:56,369 ♪ Do you love me now? 2439 02:08:57,837 --> 02:09:01,207 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2440 02:09:01,708 --> 02:09:06,346 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2441 02:09:07,847 --> 02:09:11,284 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2442 02:09:11,851 --> 02:09:17,290 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2443 02:09:34,874 --> 02:09:39,813 [orchestral instrumental version of "Feel" playing] 2444 02:12:44,798 --> 02:12:47,500 [orchestral music playing with vocalisations]