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This is how it started.

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Four best friends and a book.

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Vivian was the one
who had the idea.

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You know what
I find ***iest about you?

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Do tell.

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You don't need me.

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I don't need anyone.

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It's the secret
to my success.

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And successful she was.

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The hotel we were standing
in front of...

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...she owns.

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And ten years later,

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she tore it down
and built a new one.

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Good morning, Miss O'Donnell.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah, I'll call you back.

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Slim?

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They were madly in love.

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He proposed.

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She said no.

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He left town.

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My, oh, my.

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Arthur Riley.

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What's it been, 40 years?

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That's impossible. That
would mean I was only six.

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- Still a wise***, huh?
- Yeah.

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Old habits die hard.

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I got to get back
to this meeting, but, uh,

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are you going to be
in town for a while?

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I would hope so.
I do live here.

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I'll find you.

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It's good to see you, Slim.

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Now, Sharon
was Vivian's roommate

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as an undergrad at Stanford.

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Then she went to law school.

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Of the 301 people
in her graduating class,

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62 were women.

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Of the 62,
one became a federal judge.

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He's on the phone now?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
we're going to take

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a five-minute recess.

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All rise.

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This court will stand
in recess for five minutes.

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No, no, no.
You're never interrupting.

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How is Hawaii?

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You got en... engaged?

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Why? I mean, wow!

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I didn't mean "why,"
I meant "wow." Wow.

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Well, if I sound judgmental,
that...

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That's a professional hazard.

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Who's Cheryl?

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Oh, I didn't know
your father was seeing someone.

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Good for him.

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And you. Good for both...

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Congratulations all around.
Yeah.

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In 1985,
Sharon married Tom

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because he made her laugh.

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By 1999, she was
no longer laughing.

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And the final straw came
when Tom asked her

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what "Don Quix-ote" was about.

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The marriage ended
and Sharon bought a cat.

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Carol put herself
through culinary school,

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working as a waitress
at a diner.

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She had two goals in life:

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one, to own and operate
her own restaurant,

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and two, to marry the man
of her dreams, Bruce Colby.

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Since the moment they met,

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they've not been able to
keep their hands off each other.

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- Ooh!
- Happy anniversary.

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Happy anniversary.

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Dance lessons!

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- Oh.
- Yep.

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- Wow.
- Yes.

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Because the No Kid Hungry
fundraiser

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is a talent show this year
and I signed us up.

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- To be in the talent show?
- Yes!

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I thought it was something fun
we could do together

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now that you're retired.

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Now this is gorgeous!

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- Oh!
- Eargasms!

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Yeah, I got us both a pair.

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Multiple Eargasms.
Who does not love that?

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Well, no, it's so you can watch
TV in bed without disturbing me,

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and my snoring
won't keep you awake.

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- Huh?
- That's very thoughtful.

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What do you say
we get home and...

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- I say yes.
- Yay.

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And then, there's me.

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I didn't know what my path
was going to be,

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and then it hit me,
with a wave of nausea.

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Because of this guy,
Harry Whittaker.

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We got married,
and I became a...

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- Mom!
- What?

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Stop already.

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What? No!
I just need to clear the caulk.

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- Clear the caulk?
- Yes.

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There's a cute little ladybug
trying to get out the window.

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Okay, someone's been watching
way too much HGTV.

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- Huh?
- Mom, put the screwdriver down.

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What?

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- Mom.
- Uh-huh?

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- We've been talking.
- Yes?

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We want to move you
to Arizona.

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Move me? Oh, my God.
What am I, cattle?

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These are our two daughters.

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Harry is an accountant.
Well, he was an accountant.

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Your house is falling apart,

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and you don't have Dad
to fix it.

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I know, but, my friends,
they live here.

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And your family lives there.

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We just want you
close to us, Mom.

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No, but...

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Feel it out
for the weekend.

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If not for you,
for us, please.

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- It's what Dad would've wanted.
- All right.

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Well,
it's been over 40 years

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and through it all, every month,
we still get together for...

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Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Arthur as in Arthur?

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Wait a minute.
Are you talking about...

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- radio-station-*** Arthur?
- Yes!

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Proposed-with-a-milkshake
Arthur.

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That Arthur.
And he's staying at the hotel.

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Does he not hate you, though?
He's got to.

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No. That was 40 years ago!

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Yeah, but still.
Oh! There she is.

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My son is engaged and
my husband is in Maui

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with a tartlet named Cheryl.

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Oh...

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I need a drink.

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Your "husband"?

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You can't possibly still care
about what Tom is doing.

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I don't care.

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But the guy gets seasick
in a swimming pool.

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I mean, what the hell
is he doing in Maui?

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Sounds like he's
doing Cheryl in Maui.

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Oh, please.

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Who gets involved
in a relationship at 67?

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I mean, what is the point?

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The point is to get laid.
It's always the point.

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- Don't make me sick.
- Who still says "get laid"?

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Who still has any interest?

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No, no, no. I am not gonna
let us become those people.

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- What people...
- You know what people.

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I think Werner Herzog
did a documentary on that.

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Yeah. It's called
The Cave of Forgotten Dreams.

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Okay! Will you stop it?

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Moving on.
Let's talk about the book.

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Oh, God. The hiking book?
Really?

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Come on! I liked it!

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It's such a remarkable
undertaking. Can you imagine?

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No, I cannot. I don't even
like walking to my mailbox.

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It's just an amazing story.

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So many layers. I wouldn't
even know how to break it down.

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I'll break it down for you.

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She hikes, she lost her boot,
she did heroin.

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Did you only read
the back cover?

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I wish.

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I kept wanting
to shout at her,

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"Oh, wait ten years, honey.
Dry shampoo is coming."

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If you would ever
connect with something

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on a more emotional level...

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Emotional connection
is highly overrated.

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You have not had an emotional
connection for 40 years.

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Wow, that must be
some type of record.

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Yeah, but what happens
to emotions after 40 years?

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Okay, okay,
are you guys having fun?

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Oh, come on.
You know we love you.

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Maybe it's time
you did take a hike

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and try to reconnect
with your own true self.

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I'll buy you a backpack.

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I'll tell you how to reconnect
with your own true self,

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and it ain't by walking alone
through the desert.

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I would like to introduce you
to Christian Grey.

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Oh...

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Oh, no.

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It was a bestseller
made into a movie.

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- That is our theme this year.
- Oh, wow.

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We are not reading this.

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It's my month!

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When it's your month,
you can choose whatever

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boring, depressing book
you want.

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I'm not sure
this qualifies as a book.

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Well, 50 million people
can't be wrong.

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To... To even be holding
this book is embarrassing.

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Who's judging you, your cat?

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I do like the idea
of a romance.

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We are too old!

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But it says right here
"for mature audiences."

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Yeah, that certainly
sounds like us.

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We started this book club
to stimulate our minds.

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Well, from what I hear, this
book is quite stimulating.

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Oh, God.

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So... come on!

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- Let's toast to our new book.
- All right.

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- Oh, good.
- Drink up. Hoist that glass.

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- Yeah.
- Happy reading, ladies!

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Oh...

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Oh, God.

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Okay.

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Oh, my...

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Oh, I didn't...

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I'm really so terribly...

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I'm so sorry.

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I... I...

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- You need some help?
- I'm sorry. No, I'm fine.

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I really didn't mean
to disturb you.

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- Too late.
- I know, I know.

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Wow.

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It's...
This is so humiliating.

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- Are you okay?
- I'm...

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- I'm really scared of flying.
- You shouldn't be.

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Oh, yeah, well,
I won't be once these...

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kick into my bloodstream.

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The safest way to travel.

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- You want to know why you think that?
- Why?

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Because you never met anybody
who's been in a plane crash.

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00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,701
- And you want to know why?
- Why?

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Because they're all dead.

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I think those pills
are affecting you already.

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I think so.
Oh, my God.

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What... What takes you
to Arizona?

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Oh, my...

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- My daughters live there.
- Hmm.

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Well, that should be fun.

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Not exactly.

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They're kind of
forcing me to go.

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Why?

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00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,590
Well...

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my husband,
he died last year, so...

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Plane crash?

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Oh! You didn't say that.

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- Sorry, that was a bad joke.
- That's okay.

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- I'm really sorry for your loss.
- I'm sorry, too. No, well...

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Thank you, that's sweet.
Thank you so much.

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Yeah...

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Oh, this is terrible.

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- Wow.
- I'm so...

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That was the jet bridge
and we're still on the ground.

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- We're still on the ground?
- Yeah.

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I'm so terribly sorry.

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00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,995
- I'm quite all right.
- Okay.

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00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,597
Anything I can do to make
your flight more comfortable.

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00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,733
I appreciate that,
thank you so much.

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Oh, Jesus.

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00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,420
Oh, wow.

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Oh...

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Oh.

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Okay.

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Give me a break, okay?

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This...

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Whoa!

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Oh, my God, yes.

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- You know, I was wondering.
- Huh?

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That must have been one heck
of a book you were reading.

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00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:01,855
May I ask what it was?

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00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,225
- Moby ****. That's what it was.
- Moby ****.

257
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,693
Uh-huh. Melville.

258
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,563
I didn't realize Christian Grey
had a nickname.

259
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,567
- Enjoy Arizona.
- Yeah, sure, of course.

260
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,690
Not a problem.

261
00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:28,480
Miss O'Donnell,
I have an Arthur Riley for you.

262
00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:30,517
Is that so?

263
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,852
Take a message.

264
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,880
Take a message?

265
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,289
Really?

266
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,826
I didn't realize that...

267
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,227
that you were here.

268
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:44,130
We just saw each other
in the lobby two days ago.

269
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:48,101
Pity. They say the memory
is the second thing to go.

270
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:53,730
- What's the first thing to go?
- Can't remember.

271
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:55,842
I'm impressed.

272
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:57,977
- How did you find me?
- Google.

273
00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:01,147
- Google?
- Yeah, it's a service on the computer.

274
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,682
Yeah, I know Google.

275
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,452
Oh, well, I'm younger than
you, so I didn't know...

276
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,540
Oh, cute. Cute.

277
00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:09,322
What do you say?

278
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,458
May a gentleman buy you
a cup of coffee?

279
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,793
Well, a gentleman
certainly may.

280
00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:15,195
Do you know of one?

281
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,232
It was the mid-'80s.

282
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:22,602
I became obsessed
with risk management.

283
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,571
You obsessed with work?

284
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:25,739
That's crazy.

285
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:28,141
I know, right?
Shocking!

286
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:32,779
I could see the system
was set up for trouble.

287
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,981
Of course, none of the men
in my firm believed me.

288
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,518
Well, men can be a little
slow on the uptake.

289
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,987
Bad for them, good for me.

290
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,589
And, um...

291
00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:45,658
you never picked up
a husband along the way?

292
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,762
No!

293
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,132
Like I said,
I'm way too good...

294
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,100
at forecasting risk.

295
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,769
I figure by now,
I've saved myself

296
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:58,204
- a lot of money in legal fees.
- True dat.

297
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,108
How about you?
Is there a Mrs. Riley?

298
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,643
Oh, yes.

299
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,746
The good Mrs. Riley
is back on the East Coast,

300
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:10,450
having absconded with
my last name, my dog,

301
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,285
and my co-op on the park.

302
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,187
What did you do wrong?

303
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,355
Well, let's just say

304
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,958
I was a little less good
at assessing risk.

305
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,848
Whoa!

306
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,687
Jesus.

307
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:48,955
Join Tom
and Cheryl and millions of others

308
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,623
who found love on Bumble.

309
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:54,861
Join Tom and Cheryl as they
copulate in a coconut tree.

310
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,429
- Judge Meyers?
- Yes.

311
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,798
Hi. It's 12:15.

312
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:02,535
Well, I really have
to stay with this, so, um...

313
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:06,673
If you could just tell them that we
have to move it to next week, please.

314
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,800
Of course. Yeah.

315
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,309
Rev up your love life

316
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,877
with these tips
from Bumble...

317
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:13,346
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and change your life...

318
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,810
Do you need anything else,
Your Honor?

319
00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:17,684
A man of
your dreams is just a click away.

320
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:18,852
No, I don't. I'm fine.

321
00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:20,453
- Thank you.
- Yep.

322
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,625
Here you go.
Make a wish.

323
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,830
What are you doing?

324
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:31,931
I made a wish.

325
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,466
What did you wish for?

326
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,702
I always wish for the same
thing: a healthy planet.

327
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,570
That's not your wish.

328
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,572
That's not even a wish!

329
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,275
Wishes have to be personal,
not global.

330
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,477
- Since when?
- Since forever.

331
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,516
And secondly, you can't
tell anybody your wish.

332
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,451
Otherwise it negates
the whole thing.

333
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,654
No, God, you're not gonna
go in there. Don't do that.

334
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,955
Well, somebody has to.

335
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,624
You made an improper wish

336
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,726
and you've jeopardized
the entire planet.

337
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,961
Oh, God, you are insane.

338
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,970
You are insane!
Don't go in!

339
00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:05,632
Oh...

340
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,900
I have no choice here.

341
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,435
You're obviously
the type of person

342
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,970
who's too delicate
to go in after her own penny.

343
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,906
Oh, you think I'm delicate?

344
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,310
See? Delicate.

345
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,779
You know, what you're reading
as delicate is this.

346
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,982
It's this bracelet
that costs as much as a car!

347
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,384
Let's see that bracelet.

348
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,520
- Oh, no. Not my phone...
- Oh, dear!

349
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,620
- Oh, dear.
- No, no. Oh, boy.

350
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,490
- Now you have done it.
- Oh, what do you mean?

351
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,293
God, it's scary how addicted
you kids are to your phone.

352
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,861
No, give it to me!

353
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,730
Hold on one second here!

354
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,665
I've never seen...

355
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,768
You know, I think you might need
to talk to someone about this.

356
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,337
I see why you lost
your co-op on the park.

357
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,974
- I hope that's waterproof.
- Oh, no.

358
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,182
- No bathing in the fountain.
- Okay!

359
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,840
But technically,
we're not bathing.

360
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,687
- Arthur.
- And she started it.

361
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,623
He doesn't care who started it!
It was him.

362
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,291
- Out.
- All right.

363
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,994
Oh!
Ah, wait a minute.

364
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,965
- I found it.
- Oh, that's so great.

365
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:14,200
Oh! Did you see that?

366
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,504
Would you mind
just taking a photo?

367
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,141
I hate my life.

368
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,746
It might take
a little bit of time,

369
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,882
but you're gonna love it
here in Arizona.

370
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,383
- I don't...
- Let's face it...

371
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,585
You being here
makes more sense for all of us.

372
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,588
We can't jump on a plane every
time something happens to you.

373
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,390
What are you talking
about, "happens to me"?

374
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,292
You could slip and fall
at any moment.

375
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,428
I don't want
to overstate the dangers

376
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,630
for a woman your age
living alone,

377
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,366
but I did research online,
and it's pretty alarming.

378
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,802
But you do know, I mean,
I'm really not that old.

379
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:51,771
Well, no, you're not, Mom,
but neither was Dad.

380
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,707
I know, honey, I know.

381
00:17:53,707 --> 00:17:55,750
I need a coffee.

382
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,143
Well, the good coffee
is all the way upstairs.

383
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,845
Mom, why don't you
wait down here?

384
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,413
Wait down here? Sure.

385
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,182
God forbid, I can't go up
an escalator at my age.

386
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:05,510
But hurry back. I could slip
and fall at any moment.

387
00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:06,653
- Just sit there, Mommy.
- Ooh!

388
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,589
- I'll get you a chamomile?
- Oh, God. Yeah, thanks.

389
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,658
- Be careful!
- Uh-huh.

390
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,230
They brought
the kids to see you?

391
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,698
- Yeah.
- That's good.

392
00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:21,434
Oh, God, what?

393
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,472
- Hello.
- Have you ever been spanked?

394
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,741
- What?
- As an adult, ***ually.

395
00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:30,810
I mean, is this
what people are doing?

396
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,413
Carol, it's Diane.
You dialed the wrong number.

397
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,415
No. Have you not
read the book?

398
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,250
Yes. I've read it.
Of course I have.

399
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,586
- And?
- I don't know who her lawyer is,

400
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,588
but she should not have
signed that contract.

401
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,490
Look, clearly,
we have things to discuss.

402
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,658
I'm gonna call
an emergency book club.

403
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,861
That means you got to
get back here, pronto.

404
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,296
I'd come back
for an emergency colonoscopy,

405
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,632
but it's just a little bit
more complicated here.

406
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,435
Oh, God.
How is life in Scottsdale?

407
00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:58,571
Well, I don't know,
I feel like I'm...

408
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,941
...in an episode of The Walking Dead.

409
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,711
Wait a second. You sound
out of breath. Where are you?

410
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:08,348
I'm going to a... a dance
rehearsal and I'm late.

411
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,517
- You're late? You're never late.
- I know!

412
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,219
This book has got me in a total tizzy.
Just get back here.

413
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,488
I'll get back there. Bye.

414
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:20,226
- Wow.
- Chin up.

415
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:25,598
And one, two, three.
Go, two, three.

416
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,968
- One, two, three.
- One, two, three. Wait.

417
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,503
Stop!

418
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,506
Stop, stop, stop!

419
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,776
Honey, I think we're supposed
to go this way.

420
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:37,677
To the left.

421
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,479
Right. Which is what I did.

422
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,915
His left. This way.

423
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,318
Back, two, three.
Side, two, three.

424
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:48,210
Okay, I got it. I was wrong.

425
00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:49,589
I was wrong, you were right.

426
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,324
My little Fred Astaire.

427
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,293
I will follow you
wherever you want to go.

428
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,395
- How about lunch?
- We start again.

429
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,330
You know what?
I'm wondering...

430
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,732
Do you think it would be
possible for us

431
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:01,501
to just skip straight
to our choreography?

432
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:05,505
We must first learn...
to dance!

433
00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:07,640
Right. I know.

434
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,643
But I sort of do know
how to dance. Come on, I do.

435
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,546
I still remember
the whole tap dance

436
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,482
to "Red, Red Robin Goes
Bob, Bob, Bobbin' Along"

437
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,250
that I did when I was six.

438
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,119
It's like savant-ish.

439
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,189
What?

440
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,158
- What did she say?
- You're asking me?

441
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:30,530
So, what is going on
with little Ginsburg here?

442
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:34,467
Well,
she's not herself lately.

443
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,569
She... She has no energy.

444
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:40,600
She's really lost
the spark of life.

445
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,775
She's just kind of blah.

446
00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:44,577
It sounds like we have
a lethargic ***** on our hands.

447
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:46,460
Seriously?

448
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,181
Have there been
any changes at home?

449
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,583
Any new people or pets
moving in or out?

450
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,118
At home?
Oh, God, no.

451
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,821
There hasn't been
a change at home forever.

452
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,189
And what about diet?

453
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:59,759
I've tried a few,
but I like to eat.

454
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,430
So whatever weight I take off,
I put right back on, so...

455
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,432
it's useless.

456
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,233
You're talking about the cat.

457
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,602
I am a veterinarian.

458
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:11,905
I knew that.

459
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:16,676
Would the passenger
in seat 17-D please report to the cockpit?

460
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,379
I repeat,
the passenger in seat 17-D,

461
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:22,449
please report to the cockpit.
Thank you.

462
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,821
- Oh.
- Hi.

463
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:31,124
I just need a little bit
more information from you.

464
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,590
Oh. Oh.

465
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:36,429
Um, we need phone numbers,
home and cell.

466
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:37,630
And cell...

467
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,799
Also, a current home address.

468
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:41,735
What, really?

469
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:42,836
Uh-huh.

470
00:21:42,836 --> 00:21:44,204
Oh, okay.

471
00:21:44,204 --> 00:21:48,341
Also, an email and whatever
nights you are typically free.

472
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,760
You...

473
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,511
You've got to be kidding me.

474
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,747
Pilots, we never kid
about things like this.

475
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,850
No!
Wait, I don't understand.

476
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:59,285
- What are you doing here?
- Flying the plane, I think.

477
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,254
So, you're a pilot?

478
00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:03,490
I think so.
They gave me the hat.

479
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,250
Oh, my God.

480
00:22:06,226 --> 00:22:07,494
Thank you.

481
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:12,932
This is how you ask someone
for their number?

482
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:15,335
Not usually,
but you are very special.

483
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,469
Uh-huh.

484
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,104
Can I take you to dinner?

485
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,572
Oh, my God.

486
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:20,940
What's going on here?

487
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,575
I think what I'm doing
is asking you to dinner.

488
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,811
- But what is the beeping?
- It's an alarm.

489
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,846
Yeah, but what does that
actually mean?

490
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,516
Usually, an alarm means
there's something wrong.

491
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,651
- Go fix it!
- I can't, I'm in the middle of something.

492
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:34,854
Let's just cut this short.
Do something. Just do something.

493
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,756
I can't, until we figure
this dinner thing out.

494
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:40,760
Okay, fine! Yeah, what the hell.
Just get the hell back in there!

495
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,532
Okay, here's the alarm.

496
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,200
I will call you.

497
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:54,400
Oh, my God.

498
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:58,945
This book! I mean, the things
Christian does to her!

499
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,281
My God! It's absurd.

500
00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:05,518
I could have put him in jail
for any one of those things.

501
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,587
But she sure was having fun.

502
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:08,855
Yes, she was.

503
00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:11,591
It's not like
we don't have fun.

504
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,727
No, but it's
a different kind of fun.

505
00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,862
- Very different.
- Like this.

506
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:18,164
- This is fun.
- For sure.

507
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:21,301
I just can't stop thinking
about when he snuck her off

508
00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:24,771
and he gave it to her right there
in the boathouse, you know?

509
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,306
- Oh, the boathouse.
- Yeah.

510
00:23:26,306 --> 00:23:28,708
Do you think anyone
our age still goes...

511
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,443
Hi, beautiful friends!

512
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,679
Yeah, I think
some people do.

513
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,882
Uh, let me guess.
You saw Arthur again.

514
00:23:36,216 --> 00:23:38,618
I did, I did.
We had coffee.

515
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,153
And you slept with him.

516
00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:41,788
Oh, God, no!

517
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:45,458
Although I have to admit, he's
still very charming and fun.

518
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,993
So you find him
charming and fun,

519
00:23:47,270 --> 00:23:49,129
but you didn't
sleep with him.

520
00:23:49,129 --> 00:23:50,530
Exactly.

521
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,532
I don't sleep with people
I like. You know that.

522
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:55,435
- I gave that up in the '90s.
- You make no sense.

523
00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:58,380
I make perfect sense.

524
00:23:58,380 --> 00:23:59,673
Now, now, now, now.

525
00:23:59,673 --> 00:24:02,542
Tell me what is going on.
Tell me everything.

526
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,678
You are too happy.
I don't like this.

527
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,513
Okay.

528
00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,348
- Best book ever!
- Yes!

529
00:24:08,348 --> 00:24:09,749
What is going on?

530
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,551
Oh, yeah. No, wait.

531
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,190
Imagine this, okay?

532
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,890
Um, so,
me sitting on a plane,

533
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,191
uh, you know,
reading our little book...

534
00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:22,462
and, well, this, um,
devilishly handsome man...

535
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,364
Oh my God, is this going
where I hope it is?

536
00:24:24,364 --> 00:24:27,767
Yes, it is. You know what he did?
He asked me out to dinner.

537
00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:29,969
Well, that's not exactly...

538
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,938
- Oh, shh!
- You met a man on an airplane?

539
00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:34,441
Yeah, and guess what?
A pilot!

540
00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,344
Love a man in uniform.

541
00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:39,145
Your husband just died!

542
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:42,682
Harry. Yeah.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, he was...

543
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,250
He was such a good man.

544
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,286
That was the best thing
that ever happened to you.

545
00:24:46,286 --> 00:24:48,722
Harry dying was the best thing
that ever happened to her?

546
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:52,559
"Hard."

547
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,127
That's what he said.

548
00:24:54,127 --> 00:24:55,762
- Oh, my.
- Ooh.

549
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:57,964
You've completely lost it.

550
00:24:57,964 --> 00:24:59,632
- No, I think she's found it.
- Yeah.

551
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:02,669
She's found it. Handcuffed
in the red room, right?

552
00:25:04,137 --> 00:25:06,390
- The whip.
- The red room.

553
00:25:06,390 --> 00:25:08,274
Bruce must be having
such fun with all this.

554
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:11,811
Oh, yes, such fun,
actually. Yeah.

555
00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:13,580
What is that?

556
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,416
This book made me realize that

557
00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:19,853
it's been quite a while
since we... you know.

558
00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:22,220
As in... as in weeks?

559
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,157
Mmm, like, maybe six.

560
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,692
- Six weeks?
- Months.

561
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:28,128
Oh, God, I thought you guys
were like rabbits.

562
00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:31,197
We are, if rabbits
took a ton of Benadryl

563
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,632
and made a chastity pact.

564
00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,868
Oh, my God, we have
to put a stop to this.

565
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:36,269
Oh, come on.

566
00:25:36,269 --> 00:25:38,171
I mean, if women our age
were meant to have ***,

567
00:25:38,171 --> 00:25:40,440
God wouldn't do
what he does to our bodies.

568
00:25:44,770 --> 00:25:46,279
Hey, everyone.

569
00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:48,948
- Hey!
- What's the topic this month?

570
00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:51,751
- What...
- Moby ****.

571
00:25:51,785 --> 00:25:53,987
Oh, yeah, sounds like fun.

572
00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,256
- Carol?
- What?

573
00:25:56,256 --> 00:25:58,992
You are not gonna believe
what I pulled out of the garage.

574
00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:00,560
My old motorcycle.

575
00:26:00,794 --> 00:26:03,463
That poor thing
hasn't been ridden in ages!

576
00:26:04,264 --> 00:26:05,298
Poor thing.

577
00:26:05,298 --> 00:26:07,100
Oh, there's a little sag
in the cable.

578
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:09,169
She's still got
a gorgeous chassis.

579
00:26:09,169 --> 00:26:12,105
You know, I was thinking
maybe I could lube her up

580
00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:14,174
and get that old gal
riding again.

581
00:26:14,174 --> 00:26:16,209
- Yeah, yeah, good idea.
- That's good.

582
00:26:16,209 --> 00:26:17,811
Give her undercarriage
a good buff

583
00:26:17,811 --> 00:26:19,679
and slap a little wax
on her saddle.

584
00:26:21,314 --> 00:26:23,550
Ooh, I hope
he uses protection.

585
00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:25,752
- Shut up.
- Moby ****?

586
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,787
- What was that?
- I don't know.

587
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:29,656
I don't know why my mind
keeps going there.

588
00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:30,857
It's like, duh.

589
00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:33,193
Ladies, this book
is a wakeup call.

590
00:26:33,193 --> 00:26:35,995
I don't care what society
says about women our age.

591
00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:38,331
*** must not be
taken off the table.

592
00:26:38,331 --> 00:26:42,469
Hold on. I mean, we are four
smart successful women.

593
00:26:42,469 --> 00:26:43,903
I don't need a man.

594
00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:46,439
I know. You've proved that
for 18 years.

595
00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:47,540
Touché.

596
00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:50,477
No, my point is,
the choice should be ours.

597
00:26:50,477 --> 00:26:53,780
Speaking of which,
we are doubling down.

598
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,649
How about this
for a choice?

599
00:26:56,683 --> 00:26:58,180
Oh!

600
00:26:58,180 --> 00:26:59,853
- Thank God it's a trilogy.
- My God!

601
00:26:59,853 --> 00:27:02,455
- Especially for you, Sharon.
- Thank you so much.

602
00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,657
Thank you. Thank you.
Ladies?

603
00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:05,725
- What?
- Ladies?

604
00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:07,193
- Yes?
- Yes?

605
00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:10,997
We shall not go gentle
into that good night.

606
00:27:11,865 --> 00:27:17,700
So, let's lube up those bikes
and get riding again!

607
00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:24,344
"I groan and tilt my pelvis
involuntarily against him,

608
00:27:24,344 --> 00:27:26,790
finding a delicious..."

609
00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:31,840
"...a delicious friction..."

610
00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:33,190
Oh, this is really something.

611
00:27:33,190 --> 00:27:38,240
"...against the seam of his fly
and his growing erection."

612
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,959
Oh...

613
00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:43,163
Oh, dear.
Oh, my God, okay, okay.

614
00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:46,700
- Hello?
- Are you okay?

615
00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,234
You were supposed
to call me after dinner.

616
00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:51,237
Yeah, I'm fine, honey.
I just finished.

617
00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:53,390
Did you eat alone?

618
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,542
Yes, alone.

619
00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:57,277
God, it's all so sad.

620
00:27:57,277 --> 00:27:59,713
Yeah.
Okay, but anyway...

621
00:27:59,913 --> 00:28:03,116
thanks for checking in,
and I really should get to bed.

622
00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:04,984
Remember,
we can put you in the basement

623
00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:06,419
whenever you're ready.

624
00:28:06,419 --> 00:28:08,210
Okay.

625
00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:12,920
Whoa.

626
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:13,593
I mean...

627
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,290
Wow, wow.

628
00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:21,167
Hello!

629
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:22,602
Is that really
how you answer the phone?

630
00:28:22,602 --> 00:28:25,372
- All right, who is this?
- I'm gonna hang up now.

631
00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:28,274
Then I'll call you back
and we're gonna try this again.

632
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:32,450
Oh, my God.

633
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,315
It's over.

634
00:28:35,315 --> 00:28:37,584
I can't do anything right,
obviously. Okay.

635
00:28:40,587 --> 00:28:41,855
Hello there!

636
00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:44,570
Hey, hello there.
Much better.

637
00:28:45,759 --> 00:28:46,993
Have you had dinner?

638
00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:49,229
Oh, I have. Yeah.

639
00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,640
How about tomorrow night?

640
00:28:51,364 --> 00:28:52,932
Dinner tomorrow night?

641
00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:55,101
Sounds great.
Thought you'd never ask.

642
00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:57,270
What time
should I pick you up?

643
00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,673
But I...
I really can't, so...

644
00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:02,242
- Why can't you?
- No, I mean...

645
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:04,978
I mean, of course I can,
but where are you anyway?

646
00:29:04,978 --> 00:29:06,446
I'm in Sedona.

647
00:29:06,446 --> 00:29:08,982
But I'm in... Oh!
I'm in Santa Monica, so...

648
00:29:09,150 --> 00:29:11,284
I'm aware.
I'll pick you up at 6:30.

649
00:29:11,284 --> 00:29:13,687
Well, wait. But you can't
just kind of like...

650
00:29:13,687 --> 00:29:16,556
Actually, I can.
I'll see you tomorrow night.

651
00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:21,661
Oh, God.

652
00:29:21,661 --> 00:29:23,263
Oh, dear.

653
00:29:25,632 --> 00:29:26,666
Oh.

654
00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,435
Someone make a bad wish?

655
00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:32,500
Oh, you should know I rescue
wishes all over town.

656
00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:34,941
Wanna grab
a cup of coffee?

657
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,710
Oh, I... I can't today.

658
00:29:37,577 --> 00:29:39,679
Well, I'd like
to grab a drink sometime.

659
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,983
We have an excellent bar
on the mezzanine level.

660
00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:48,388
Oh, you meant with me?

661
00:29:48,388 --> 00:29:49,956
- You're funny.
- Oh.

662
00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:52,192
Okay, it's a date, then.

663
00:29:55,595 --> 00:29:57,464
I love
that you have a date!

664
00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:59,432
Yeah, and it's a first date.

665
00:29:59,432 --> 00:30:02,435
So it's important
that you put on something ***y.

666
00:30:02,435 --> 00:30:05,171
- Oh...
- I don't own anything ***y.

667
00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,741
Don't listen to her.
Just be comfortable.

668
00:30:07,741 --> 00:30:09,420
Be yourself.

669
00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:10,710
Okay. Well, what about...

670
00:30:10,710 --> 00:30:11,811
Does this...

671
00:30:13,130 --> 00:30:15,682
- That's too comfortable.
- Right, yeah, no. No.

672
00:30:15,715 --> 00:30:17,830
Okay, fine.

673
00:30:17,830 --> 00:30:19,185
I can take that
to Goodwill for you.

674
00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:20,553
Don't do that to them.

675
00:30:20,553 --> 00:30:21,888
Those people
have enough trouble.

676
00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:24,570
- She always does this.
- I know.

677
00:30:24,570 --> 00:30:25,959
She wears these
voluminous things

678
00:30:25,959 --> 00:30:28,495
to cover that beautiful figure.
All the time!

679
00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:30,830
- Oh! Oh, my God!
- Yes!

680
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:33,466
- Perfect! You look great!
- You look perfect.

681
00:30:33,466 --> 00:30:35,435
- Let me see.
- I don't want...

682
00:30:35,435 --> 00:30:38,471
Oh, my God, you look so good.
Unbutton one little button here.

683
00:30:38,471 --> 00:30:40,573
- Show off the girls.
- Get off!

684
00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:42,509
Let them out!
Oh, no, no, no.

685
00:30:42,509 --> 00:30:45,311
- This is so ridiculous.
- So exciting.

686
00:30:45,311 --> 00:30:47,247
Oh, I can't believe
how nervous I am.

687
00:30:47,247 --> 00:30:49,683
I am, too.
Do you remember your last date?

688
00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:50,984
We're talking Nixon era.

689
00:30:50,984 --> 00:30:53,119
- Wait, is that helping?
- No.

690
00:30:54,454 --> 00:30:56,220
Oh, God.
I need a safe word.

691
00:30:57,357 --> 00:30:59,693
You're gonna be great!
You're gonna be great.

692
00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:03,463
This is gonna be amazing!
Let's get to the window.

693
00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:08,435
Just act natural.
Showtime!

694
00:31:09,903 --> 00:31:12,539
- Well, hey, you.
- Oh, good, you're home.

695
00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:15,909
- He's wearing jeans.
- I love a man in jeans.

696
00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:18,411
Let me see. Okay...

697
00:31:18,411 --> 00:31:21,614
- He's got a cute tush.
- Oh, God!

698
00:31:21,648 --> 00:31:22,682
Oh, God.

699
00:31:24,170 --> 00:31:25,285
Um...

700
00:31:25,285 --> 00:31:27,721
- Oh. You brought me flowers?
- Here you go.

701
00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:30,523
Thank you so much.

702
00:31:30,523 --> 00:31:32,920
He brought flowers!

703
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,661
I love a man
who brings flowers.

704
00:31:34,661 --> 00:31:36,529
If you don't like them,
blame your neighbors.

705
00:31:36,529 --> 00:31:39,399
- I picked them from their garden.
- You're kidding.

706
00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:42,535
The last time she went
on a date, she got pregnant.

707
00:31:42,535 --> 00:31:45,171
I don't think
that's gonna happen this time.

708
00:31:49,843 --> 00:31:53,246
- He gave up on you.
- I know. That's okay.

709
00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,782
- So, where were we?
- Oh, yeah, a bathroom.

710
00:31:55,782 --> 00:31:58,351
A public bathroom?
Like, a public bathroom?

711
00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:00,860
Yeah, like in a park.

712
00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:01,921
- In a park?
- Well, yes, I was 11.

713
00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:04,924
- The setting wasn't the first thing on my mind.
- No.

714
00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:08,395
- What about you?
- Me? Oh, I don't remember.

715
00:32:08,395 --> 00:32:10,497
Everybody remembers
their first kiss.

716
00:32:10,497 --> 00:32:12,265
How about I tell you
about my best kiss?

717
00:32:12,265 --> 00:32:13,933
Maybe that hasn't
happened yet.

718
00:32:14,401 --> 00:32:16,569
Oh, I see. Well. Hmm.

719
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:18,905
My first kiss.

720
00:32:18,905 --> 00:32:22,342
That'd be the sixth grade
and Terry Sanders.

721
00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:25,478
Terry Sanders.
Is that a boy or a girl?

722
00:32:25,512 --> 00:32:27,681
A boy, obviously.

723
00:32:27,714 --> 00:32:28,815
I don't know.

724
00:32:28,815 --> 00:32:30,784
Anyway, it was one
of those Christmas mixers.

725
00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:34,870
Some friends and I,
we snuck backstage.

726
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:35,588
It was dark, and...

727
00:32:35,588 --> 00:32:39,392
I remember hearing the first
bluesy notes of "At Last."

728
00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:41,294
Remember? By Etta James?

729
00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:45,980
And it came billowing down
through the curtains,

730
00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:49,602
and that is when Terry Sanders
came up to me, and he said...

731
00:32:49,602 --> 00:32:53,640
It was so sweet! He said,
"I think I love you, Dee-Dee."

732
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:58,411
Yeah, and then he grabbed
my face with both of his hands,

733
00:32:58,411 --> 00:33:00,460
and he was like,
I don't know...

734
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,750
Maybe he had seen it
in some movie or something.

735
00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:06,619
But he held my face,
and, for a moment,

736
00:33:06,619 --> 00:33:10,290
my mind went completely blank
in the greatest possible way.

737
00:33:10,924 --> 00:33:12,625
Oh, God. I mean, we didn't...

738
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:15,295
We didn't know
what we were doing, we just...

739
00:33:15,295 --> 00:33:17,564
- Terry knew.
- Maybe, yeah.

740
00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:19,966
We stood there like that,
you know...

741
00:33:19,966 --> 00:33:22,869
We just stood there. Frozen.

742
00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:26,506
And you know,
I didn't really care.

743
00:33:27,207 --> 00:33:28,575
Because...

744
00:33:31,378 --> 00:33:34,848
the feeling of his hands
on my face...

745
00:33:35,715 --> 00:33:37,817
You know what I wish?
I wish...

746
00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:40,420
everyone had a first kiss
like that.

747
00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:43,356
Yeah.

748
00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:45,458
I'm so sorry.

749
00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:46,926
You know, I don't...

750
00:33:46,926 --> 00:33:50,196
I don't know why I told you
the whole story!

751
00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:53,333
That was a beautiful...
That was a beautiful story.

752
00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:55,350
Thank you.

753
00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:57,203
I wish I was kissed
by Terry Sanders.

754
00:33:58,738 --> 00:34:00,974
Where is he? Whatever
happened to Terry Sanders?

755
00:34:00,974 --> 00:34:03,710
- I need to track him down.
- Oh, Terry Sanders...

756
00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:05,211
No, what actually
happened to him

757
00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:06,880
was that he died
in a plane crash.

758
00:34:08,248 --> 00:34:09,616
He died, yeah.

759
00:34:10,617 --> 00:34:12,419
He just went like that.

760
00:34:12,419 --> 00:34:14,387
- Plane crash?
- Yeah.

761
00:34:14,621 --> 00:34:15,622
Mm-hmm.

762
00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:17,290
No.

763
00:34:18,825 --> 00:34:21,227
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

764
00:34:21,227 --> 00:34:22,729
He didn't die in a plane crash.

765
00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:24,597
You've been waiting
all this time

766
00:34:24,597 --> 00:34:27,670
just to hit me
with a plane crash joke.

767
00:34:27,670 --> 00:34:28,635
I couldn't help it.

768
00:34:28,635 --> 00:34:32,500
Diane can get a man
to fly in from another state,

769
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:35,442
and I can't get my husband
to come in from the garage!

770
00:34:35,842 --> 00:34:37,744
Well, you have to give him
a good enough reason.

771
00:34:38,278 --> 00:34:41,848
Well, since when is *** not a
good enough reason for a man?

772
00:34:41,848 --> 00:34:45,118
Honey, you're not dealing with a man,
you're dealing with an older man.

773
00:34:45,118 --> 00:34:46,820
Different animal.

774
00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:48,822
He's not thinking about ***.
He's conditioned to think

775
00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:52,826
that "inside" means changing a
light bulb or fixing the toilet.

776
00:34:52,826 --> 00:34:57,300
Both of which sound infinitely
more satisfying to me.

777
00:34:57,397 --> 00:34:59,499
So basically, I'm screwed.

778
00:34:59,499 --> 00:35:01,668
Or not screwed, as it were.

779
00:35:01,668 --> 00:35:03,703
He needs a reminder.
Take him back to a time

780
00:35:03,703 --> 00:35:05,572
when *** was on his mind.

781
00:35:06,206 --> 00:35:07,574
- Miss O'Donnell?
- Yeah.

782
00:35:07,574 --> 00:35:09,109
This was dropped
at the desk for you.

783
00:35:09,509 --> 00:35:10,910
- Thank you, Runako.
- You're welcome.

784
00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:12,178
It's Pavlovian.

785
00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:13,646
Present the right stimulus,

786
00:35:13,646 --> 00:35:15,682
you will not believe
how quickly he'll come.

787
00:35:16,316 --> 00:35:19,452
Must you always be
so crass?

788
00:35:19,452 --> 00:35:21,121
Look whose mind
is in the gutter!

789
00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:23,690
I know!
It's because of this book.

790
00:35:23,690 --> 00:35:25,525
The whipping
and the flogging.

791
00:35:25,525 --> 00:35:28,128
I'm learning things no one our
age should even know about!

792
00:35:28,128 --> 00:35:29,796
I mean, *** is...

793
00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:31,197
Ugh!

794
00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:33,233
Not that a little kissing or
petting would kill me, but...

795
00:35:33,233 --> 00:35:34,934
Is that a poncho?

796
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:37,604
Um... all right, sharing.

797
00:35:37,971 --> 00:35:40,974
"Next time we should
wear protection"?

798
00:35:41,374 --> 00:35:42,475
"Love, Arthur."

799
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:45,912
Uh, you weren't gonna
tell us about this.

800
00:35:45,912 --> 00:35:47,614
I told you
we went out for coffee.

801
00:35:47,914 --> 00:35:52,118
Unbelievable! That is not
how I go out for coffee.

802
00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:54,788
The entire world
is coupling up.

803
00:35:54,788 --> 00:35:58,491
You just need to put yourself
out there the same way Tom did.

804
00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:00,727
You see her going online?

805
00:36:00,727 --> 00:36:03,960
I mean, let's not lose
all our sense of reality.

806
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:04,497
Well, why not?

807
00:36:04,497 --> 00:36:06,599
There are plenty
of fish in the sea

808
00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:08,201
- who would adore her.
- I agree.

809
00:36:08,201 --> 00:36:10,770
But to catch one she'd actually
have to take out a pole

810
00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:12,539
and make her way
down to the water.

811
00:36:12,539 --> 00:36:14,541
You really don't think
I can do it.

812
00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:17,310
Well, I think you can.
I just don't think you will.

813
00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:21,614
Then let's drink to me
and my pole going online.

814
00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:25,585
- Well, yay! Good for you.
- Yay!

815
00:36:25,585 --> 00:36:27,387
But you might want
to lose the pole.

816
00:36:27,387 --> 00:36:28,621
Yeah. Good call.

817
00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:39,666
Life motto?

818
00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:42,135
I'll give you a life motto.

819
00:36:42,135 --> 00:36:48,575
"No one with a life
has a motto."

820
00:36:52,946 --> 00:36:54,314
"Find a mate?"

821
00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:57,283
What am I, Lin-Lin the Panda
at the San Diego Zoo?

822
00:36:57,283 --> 00:36:59,252
No! No, no, no.

823
00:37:00,987 --> 00:37:02,589
Stop it!

824
00:37:02,589 --> 00:37:03,923
Shit!

825
00:37:09,829 --> 00:37:12,599
My old uniform.
What do you think?

826
00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:14,768
I feel like
I'm in a time machine.

827
00:37:14,768 --> 00:37:17,103
I know.
And it still fits!

828
00:37:17,771 --> 00:37:19,606
Ta-da!

829
00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:22,409
There's some duct tape
on the shelf.

830
00:37:22,442 --> 00:37:25,211
You're sweet, but that
just makes it easier to...

831
00:37:25,979 --> 00:37:29,349
Oh, you need... you need
duct tape. Okay...

832
00:37:29,783 --> 00:37:32,719
And, uh, give me the zip ties.

833
00:37:33,953 --> 00:37:35,889
Zip ties.

834
00:37:37,791 --> 00:37:40,360
Are you thinking about
tying me up?

835
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,728
What?

836
00:37:42,696 --> 00:37:45,899
Nothing. It's just something
I was reading about.

837
00:37:46,966 --> 00:37:49,736
Is there anything else
I can do for you?

838
00:37:49,736 --> 00:37:51,871
No, I think I'm good, thanks.

839
00:37:53,206 --> 00:37:54,607
I just needed more light

840
00:37:54,641 --> 00:37:56,710
before I can get inside
her crankshaft.

841
00:37:57,143 --> 00:37:58,110
Check her out.

842
00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:00,580
Check out...
your motorcycle?

843
00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:01,981
Yeah.

844
00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:06,190
- It sure brings back memories.
- Yeah.

845
00:38:06,190 --> 00:38:08,855
And she's a lot prettier
than I remember.

846
00:38:09,956 --> 00:38:12,859
I wouldn't complain if you
want to take me for a ride.

847
00:38:15,328 --> 00:38:16,696
Rain check?

848
00:38:18,932 --> 00:38:22,702
I'm sorry.
I talked your ear off.

849
00:38:22,702 --> 00:38:25,271
- I'll recover.
- You will? I wonder.

850
00:38:25,271 --> 00:38:27,407
Just let me know
when you're back in Arizona.

851
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,479
Oh! Well, actually, I'm going
to be there this weekend.

852
00:38:32,846 --> 00:38:34,381
How inconvenient.

853
00:38:34,381 --> 00:38:36,850
How inconvenient, yeah.
Anyway...

854
00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:40,553
- It was really lovely.
- Oh, it was really lovely. So...

855
00:38:40,553 --> 00:38:41,988
- Good night.
- Have a good night.

856
00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:44,900
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.

857
00:38:44,357 --> 00:38:45,658
Oh, God.

858
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:49,195
We need to get control
of this situation.

859
00:38:49,796 --> 00:38:52,565
I don't want a repeat
of what was going on

860
00:38:52,565 --> 00:38:54,300
in the evidentiary hearing.

861
00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:57,837
Let's turn our phones off,
please.

862
00:38:58,405 --> 00:38:59,539
Not mine.

863
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,742
Am I the only one
hearing this?

864
00:39:02,742 --> 00:39:05,679
I believe it's from...
over there.

865
00:39:18,124 --> 00:39:20,360
Holy shit.

866
00:39:44,117 --> 00:39:46,286
Here, Ginsburg,
you want to go out?

867
00:39:51,424 --> 00:39:52,859
Go.

868
00:39:53,226 --> 00:39:54,794
Go ahead.

869
00:39:55,462 --> 00:39:56,830
Okay, fine.

870
00:39:56,830 --> 00:39:59,199
Be lethargic.

871
00:40:14,814 --> 00:40:17,851
Damn you, E.L. James.

872
00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:23,223
His name is George and he's
probably a serial killer.

873
00:40:23,723 --> 00:40:25,291
No man is perfect.

874
00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:27,327
Well, he's also certainly
not normal.

875
00:40:27,327 --> 00:40:31,398
I mean, normal people don't
go trolling for dates online.

876
00:40:31,398 --> 00:40:32,532
You do.

877
00:40:32,532 --> 00:40:33,900
Yeah, I rest my case.

878
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,536
Maybe he's your
Christian Grey.

879
00:40:36,536 --> 00:40:39,939
- He's a bald tax attorney.
- Okay, maybe not.

880
00:40:39,973 --> 00:40:41,608
But at least
you have a date.

881
00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:44,644
I'm never gonna have *** again
for the rest of my life.

882
00:40:44,644 --> 00:40:46,513
He might not
even have arms!

883
00:40:46,513 --> 00:40:47,580
- Hey.
- What?

884
00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:49,382
These are essential.

885
00:40:49,382 --> 00:40:52,180
They hold you in, smooth everything down.
Life changing.

886
00:40:52,318 --> 00:40:54,654
I'm gonna get them for you.
Come here.

887
00:40:55,755 --> 00:40:59,959
Well, let's just say things did
not go exactly as planned.

888
00:41:00,493 --> 00:41:02,950
You've been married
too long.

889
00:41:02,950 --> 00:41:04,497
In the army, when they want
to get a soldier's attention,

890
00:41:04,497 --> 00:41:05,999
they just blow
on the trumpet.

891
00:41:05,999 --> 00:41:08,268
Well, that is precisely
what I was attempting.

892
00:41:08,268 --> 00:41:11,204
- And the soldier?
- Absent without leave.

893
00:41:11,604 --> 00:41:15,800
In fact, the trumpet never
even came out of the barracks.

894
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,611
The commanding officer put
a kibosh on the mission, huh?

895
00:41:18,611 --> 00:41:20,280
Yes. Mission aborted.

896
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,149
Oh, Jesus Christ, enough
with the metaphors already.

897
00:41:23,149 --> 00:41:25,985
My organs just shifted.

898
00:41:25,985 --> 00:41:28,388
You're gonna be fine.
Do scuba breathing.

899
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:32,580
So, okay,
give him one of these...

900
00:41:33,159 --> 00:41:35,695
and the lieutenant
will stand at attention.

901
00:41:35,695 --> 00:41:37,330
You think
that's the problem?

902
00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:40,867
I've been doing field research
on this demographic a long time.

903
00:41:40,867 --> 00:41:42,969
He's probably just embarrassed.

904
00:41:42,969 --> 00:41:45,338
This is gonna be
a game changer, trust me.

905
00:41:46,873 --> 00:41:48,108
You need some help?

906
00:41:48,108 --> 00:41:50,430
I need
the Jaws of Life.

907
00:41:53,613 --> 00:41:56,182
Um, I don't think
you have that on quite right,

908
00:41:56,182 --> 00:41:57,384
but it's gonna look amazing.

909
00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:59,919
I look like
a Lane Bryant mannequin.

910
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,890
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to
picture your serial killer

911
00:42:03,890 --> 00:42:05,525
trying to peel you
out of that thing.

912
00:42:05,525 --> 00:42:08,128
- He's gonna have to use his teeth.
- If he has teeth.

913
00:42:09,290 --> 00:42:10,397
When you guys
are finished joking,

914
00:42:10,397 --> 00:42:11,931
can you get me
some scissors?

915
00:42:11,931 --> 00:42:13,800
I can't feel my feet.

916
00:42:21,408 --> 00:42:22,842
Is that the one
I showed you?

917
00:42:22,842 --> 00:42:24,477
No. Found it on Zillow.

918
00:42:24,477 --> 00:42:26,460
Check it out.

919
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:28,140
- This has a media room.
- Oh, sick.

920
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:29,616
You don't need
a media room,

921
00:42:29,616 --> 00:42:32,180
you need your son to live
in a good school district.

922
00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:34,870
Mom. You shouldn't be
adding salt.

923
00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:36,656
It's spaghetti. I always
add salt to my spaghetti.

924
00:42:36,656 --> 00:42:39,826
Mom, did you not get the article
I sent you on blood pressure?

925
00:42:43,797 --> 00:42:47,200
Oh, shoot. Could... Could you
excuse me for just a sec?

926
00:42:50,837 --> 00:42:53,606
Don't say "sick".
You're 40 years old.

927
00:42:54,107 --> 00:42:56,900
Hi, how are you?

928
00:42:56,710 --> 00:42:59,346
Come visit you?
That's crazy!

929
00:43:02,482 --> 00:43:06,119
What? Well, I don't know
how I can do that, you know?

930
00:43:06,820 --> 00:43:08,254
Yeah?

931
00:43:08,955 --> 00:43:11,491
Oh. Well, okay.

932
00:43:11,491 --> 00:43:13,193
I'm just gonna have
to come up with a reason.

933
00:43:13,193 --> 00:43:16,620
- Mom?
- Uh-oh. I got to go.

934
00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:18,331
Okay, yes, and I will.
Okay, bye.

935
00:43:18,798 --> 00:43:22,680
- Is everything okay?
- No. No.

936
00:43:22,836 --> 00:43:25,472
That was my neighbor.
And, um...

937
00:43:25,472 --> 00:43:27,707
There was a robber,
or a burglar, I don't know.

938
00:43:27,707 --> 00:43:30,744
Anyway, they think
that the house was burgled!

939
00:43:30,744 --> 00:43:32,779
- Burgled?
- It's shocking!

940
00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:36,850
But you know something? I think I
need to get back there ASAP to help.

941
00:43:36,850 --> 00:43:38,651
What do you mean, help?

942
00:43:38,651 --> 00:43:41,870
What I mean is the authorities...
they may want to ask some questions.

943
00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:43,790
So I do need
to get back there now.

944
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,458
The authorities?

945
00:43:45,458 --> 00:43:47,427
I'm not a suspect.
I'm not suspicious.

946
00:43:47,427 --> 00:43:49,529
It's not that kind of thing.
But I'm so worried.

947
00:43:49,529 --> 00:43:52,499
This world is just not
a safe place for you anymore.

948
00:43:52,499 --> 00:43:54,167
I'm sorry, and...

949
00:43:54,167 --> 00:43:57,370
I'm really gonna try
to keep that in my mind, okay?

950
00:43:57,237 --> 00:43:59,973
But anyway, I need to book
a flight back tomorrow.

951
00:43:59,973 --> 00:44:02,642
Do I just not
turn you on anymore?

952
00:44:02,642 --> 00:44:06,179
I mean, I get it after 35 years
and three kids, but am I...

953
00:44:06,179 --> 00:44:09,115
Is it just not exciting
anymore?

954
00:44:09,115 --> 00:44:10,350
I love you, Carol.

955
00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:12,819
I know you love me,
and I love you.

956
00:44:13,190 --> 00:44:14,554
Then what is the problem?

957
00:44:14,554 --> 00:44:17,891
The problem is we haven't
even tried to make love

958
00:44:17,891 --> 00:44:19,359
since your retirement party.

959
00:44:19,359 --> 00:44:21,294
And we both know
how that turned out.

960
00:44:21,294 --> 00:44:23,830
You yourself said
there was something wrong

961
00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:25,165
with the lamb that night.

962
00:44:25,365 --> 00:44:28,101
We both know there was
nothing wrong with the lamb.

963
00:44:28,101 --> 00:44:29,336
I'm the one who made it.

964
00:44:29,369 --> 00:44:31,504
I'm not having
this conversation.

965
00:44:31,504 --> 00:44:35,410
Bruce, Vivian said
that it is so normal for men...

966
00:44:35,410 --> 00:44:36,576
Wait. Vivian?

967
00:44:36,576 --> 00:44:38,978
Dr. Schaefer said there are
safe and effective ways...

968
00:44:38,978 --> 00:44:40,413
You talked to Dr. Schaefer?

969
00:44:40,413 --> 00:44:42,849
I did not think
you'd want to talk to him.

970
00:44:42,849 --> 00:44:46,152
- I don't want to talk to him!
- See? I knew that! I knew that!

971
00:44:46,152 --> 00:44:48,388
He asked me, "Does he
still pleasure himself?"

972
00:44:48,388 --> 00:44:50,824
- Oh, my God!
- And I said, "I have no idea!"

973
00:44:51,257 --> 00:44:53,660
Carol! This is enough!

974
00:44:56,290 --> 00:44:57,597
Hello.

975
00:45:01,601 --> 00:45:02,969
Excuse me.

976
00:45:05,205 --> 00:45:08,375
Okay, come on, baby.
Get your leg up there.

977
00:45:10,430 --> 00:45:11,344
Goddang it.

978
00:45:12,412 --> 00:45:13,446
Come on.

979
00:45:13,747 --> 00:45:16,583
What, you can't
get it turned on, huh?

980
00:45:32,832 --> 00:45:34,901
Hi. Do you have a reservation?

981
00:45:34,901 --> 00:45:36,936
No, actually
I'm meeting someone.

982
00:45:36,936 --> 00:45:38,772
His name is George.

983
00:45:38,772 --> 00:45:40,640
He's a tax accountant.

984
00:45:41,741 --> 00:45:43,943
Right. Follow me.

985
00:45:46,546 --> 00:45:48,415
Enjoy your meal.

986
00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:49,949
Hey, you have arms!

987
00:45:50,383 --> 00:45:52,552
It would've been fine
if you didn't, but it's...

988
00:45:52,552 --> 00:45:54,320
better that you do. Hey.

989
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,624
So nice to... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'll take care of it.

990
00:45:57,624 --> 00:46:00,160
This is why
I don't leave the house.

991
00:46:02,462 --> 00:46:06,399
- Shall we start again?
- I'm afraid to reenter.

992
00:46:06,433 --> 00:46:07,801
Nah.

993
00:46:07,801 --> 00:46:10,670
We can take it
right from here.

994
00:46:11,370 --> 00:46:12,138
Okay.

995
00:46:13,573 --> 00:46:15,175
So, what about you?

996
00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:18,278
- You work?
- Um, yes.

997
00:46:18,278 --> 00:46:21,314
Actually, I'm currently working
on my drinking.

998
00:46:22,982 --> 00:46:24,984
You have a nice laugh.

999
00:46:26,786 --> 00:46:28,221
Thank you.

1000
00:46:28,655 --> 00:46:30,824
Actually,
I'm a federal judge.

1001
00:46:31,224 --> 00:46:32,625
Wow.

1002
00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:35,228
- Really?
- Yeah.

1003
00:46:36,620 --> 00:46:39,899
And I do have the power
to put you in handcuffs.

1004
00:46:39,899 --> 00:46:42,402
I don't know
why I said that. Really.

1005
00:46:42,402 --> 00:46:44,370
I'm sorry. I...

1006
00:46:44,437 --> 00:46:47,574
I was guessing what you
might be thinking and...

1007
00:46:47,574 --> 00:46:50,430
I mean, not you,
but men.

1008
00:46:50,430 --> 00:46:53,513
Not like all men
think the same, but...

1009
00:46:54,147 --> 00:46:57,170
I'm sorry I'm not better
at this, but this is...

1010
00:46:57,170 --> 00:46:58,118
Whoa.

1011
00:46:58,852 --> 00:47:00,286
Can I make a confession?

1012
00:47:00,653 --> 00:47:03,656
Uh, I changed
my shirt today six times

1013
00:47:03,656 --> 00:47:05,392
and I only have five shirts.

1014
00:47:06,159 --> 00:47:08,895
And the irony is
that they're all exactly alike.

1015
00:47:09,162 --> 00:47:11,197
Blue, button-down,
Brooks Brothers.

1016
00:47:11,231 --> 00:47:13,566
Well, who doesn't love
Brooks Brothers?

1017
00:47:13,566 --> 00:47:15,201
Not this guy.

1018
00:47:15,802 --> 00:47:17,771
When did dating
get so complicated?

1019
00:47:17,771 --> 00:47:20,407
I mean, it used to be
you'd go to a dance

1020
00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:23,877
and bada-boom bada-bing, you'd
get married and pregnant.

1021
00:47:23,877 --> 00:47:26,790
Now you have
to come up with

1022
00:47:26,790 --> 00:47:28,448
earth-shattering
theories on life

1023
00:47:28,448 --> 00:47:32,285
before you even get a "wink."
What is that, a "wink" online?

1024
00:47:32,285 --> 00:47:36,823
You know, you are so much better
at this than you think you are.

1025
00:47:38,658 --> 00:47:40,600
Thank you.

1026
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,895
You are too,
for the record.

1027
00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:45,999
All my past relationships
taught me one thing.

1028
00:47:47,367 --> 00:47:48,935
I can't sleep with men.

1029
00:47:48,935 --> 00:47:51,938
Well, now, there's a revelation
I was not expecting.

1030
00:47:51,938 --> 00:47:55,108
No, but *** is fine.
I just can't sleep.

1031
00:47:56,900 --> 00:47:57,977
Okay,
that makes more sense.

1032
00:47:57,977 --> 00:48:00,480
Now I can focus on
what you're gonna say next.

1033
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,616
I can't understand
how men can sleep anywhere.

1034
00:48:03,616 --> 00:48:05,752
On the floor, in a bed,
on a couch.

1035
00:48:05,752 --> 00:48:07,954
I'm staring at the ceiling
and they're off

1036
00:48:07,954 --> 00:48:09,989
in some blissful dreamscape.

1037
00:48:10,824 --> 00:48:15,161
Well, they say that bad sleep is
a sign of a bad relationship.

1038
00:48:15,161 --> 00:48:17,831
Yeah, well,
I can attest to that.

1039
00:48:18,898 --> 00:48:21,670
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1040
00:48:21,670 --> 00:48:22,302
Wow.

1041
00:48:23,169 --> 00:48:25,805
I never thought
I'd be back here again.

1042
00:48:26,139 --> 00:48:27,173
Me, neither.

1043
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:29,242
Here we go.

1044
00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:37,250
- Is it as good as you remember?
- Maybe better.

1045
00:48:41,187 --> 00:48:42,722
Let me ask you a question.

1046
00:48:43,323 --> 00:48:45,959
What's your favorite thing
in the whole world?

1047
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,795
Well, that's a very
broad question.

1048
00:48:48,828 --> 00:48:50,960
Um...

1049
00:48:51,765 --> 00:48:53,990
Arm tickles.

1050
00:48:53,990 --> 00:48:55,635
- Come on.
- No, without a doubt.

1051
00:48:56,136 --> 00:48:59,720
No, it's true.
I'm a girl of simple pleasures.

1052
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:02,420
Says the girl
with a staff of 150!

1053
00:49:02,420 --> 00:49:03,910
Ah, but it would be
so much better

1054
00:49:03,910 --> 00:49:06,112
if they were all
tickling my arms.

1055
00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:14,200
You know what I love to do
that I never do anymore?

1056
00:49:14,521 --> 00:49:19,759
Listen to a full album on vinyl
from beginning to end.

1057
00:49:21,127 --> 00:49:23,997
Vinyl sure has made
a comeback, hasn't it?

1058
00:49:24,297 --> 00:49:27,100
Well, some things
stand the test of time.

1059
00:49:30,537 --> 00:49:31,838
That they do.

1060
00:50:01,534 --> 00:50:03,636
Dance is about connection.

1061
00:50:03,837 --> 00:50:05,972
It can't just be routine.

1062
00:50:05,972 --> 00:50:09,420
Moving in unison
is not the same as dancing.

1063
00:50:10,777 --> 00:50:12,120
Right.

1064
00:50:15,150 --> 00:50:16,916
I think
we're done for the night.

1065
00:50:17,817 --> 00:50:19,520
Sorry.

1066
00:50:30,330 --> 00:50:34,334
I was 14. She was 17.
She could drive a car.

1067
00:50:34,768 --> 00:50:37,737
And she was sitting
behind the wheel.

1068
00:50:37,737 --> 00:50:39,806
She said, "Come here."

1069
00:50:42,420 --> 00:50:43,643
This is me.

1070
00:50:44,511 --> 00:50:46,312
Thank you for making
tonight so easy.

1071
00:50:46,312 --> 00:50:49,549
Oh... It was a great,
great pleasure.

1072
00:50:55,588 --> 00:50:57,490
Um, I have to ask you this.

1073
00:50:57,490 --> 00:50:59,459
First of all,
I think you're great.

1074
00:50:59,492 --> 00:51:02,529
And second,
I know that the chances of this

1075
00:51:02,529 --> 00:51:06,199
going past this evening
are slim, but...

1076
00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:08,868
would you mind if I...

1077
00:51:09,335 --> 00:51:10,670
kissed you?

1078
00:51:10,670 --> 00:51:12,500
If I had a nickel

1079
00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:13,773
for every time
someone asked me that.

1080
00:51:13,773 --> 00:51:16,976
All right, all right. I'll just
rewind the tape about 30 seconds.

1081
00:51:16,976 --> 00:51:18,978
Shut up and kiss me.

1082
00:51:32,959 --> 00:51:35,562
I think this belongs to you.

1083
00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:42,502
Thank you.

1084
00:51:44,504 --> 00:51:46,673
Ginsburger!

1085
00:51:59,819 --> 00:52:02,689
Ooh. I'm gonna need
a bigger back seat.

1086
00:52:04,791 --> 00:52:08,495
Paging Dr. Derek.

1087
00:52:12,732 --> 00:52:16,269
- Is this good?
- Uh-huh. This is fine, this is totally fine.

1088
00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:17,804
Okay.

1089
00:52:19,973 --> 00:52:22,676
I love how your generation
still feels the need

1090
00:52:22,676 --> 00:52:24,411
to get fancy for air travel.

1091
00:52:24,411 --> 00:52:25,879
It's so cute.

1092
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,648
Okay...

1093
00:52:28,648 --> 00:52:30,817
- Call me when you get back to L.A.
- Of course.

1094
00:52:30,817 --> 00:52:32,452
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

1095
00:52:32,452 --> 00:52:34,540
- Be safe.
- Bye-bye.

1096
00:52:34,870 --> 00:52:35,822
- Love you.
- Love you!

1097
00:52:49,402 --> 00:52:51,404
Quite an escape, Houdini.

1098
00:52:52,205 --> 00:52:55,241
Oh, God. I can't believe
I'm doing this.

1099
00:53:24,337 --> 00:53:25,805
You know,
I can't get over it.

1100
00:53:25,805 --> 00:53:29,209
Honestly, I'm not sure
I've ever seen a prettier sky.

1101
00:53:29,209 --> 00:53:31,578
- Mmm.
- Right?

1102
00:53:31,578 --> 00:53:33,913
- Cheers.
- Oh, cheers, okay.

1103
00:53:33,913 --> 00:53:35,810
Boom.

1104
00:53:35,348 --> 00:53:36,883
Can I show you something?

1105
00:53:37,617 --> 00:53:39,452
- Sure.
- Come with me.

1106
00:53:39,486 --> 00:53:40,620
What are we doing?
Wait.

1107
00:53:40,653 --> 00:53:42,856
- Are you nervous?
- Oh... Should I be?

1108
00:53:42,856 --> 00:53:43,957
Mm-hmm.

1109
00:53:43,957 --> 00:53:45,658
I'm not sure
I've ever met anybody

1110
00:53:45,658 --> 00:53:48,395
who owned
their own barn before.

1111
00:53:48,828 --> 00:53:50,864
You got to get out
of the city more often.

1112
00:53:50,864 --> 00:53:53,933
Uh-huh. Oh, no, wait, no.
Forget it.

1113
00:53:53,933 --> 00:53:56,970
There is no chance in hell
I'm getting into that thing.

1114
00:53:56,970 --> 00:53:58,710
No. No!

1115
00:53:58,710 --> 00:54:00,106
You're gonna love it.
It's gonna be great.

1116
00:54:00,106 --> 00:54:02,776
I'm sorry, but...
What are you talking about?

1117
00:54:02,776 --> 00:54:04,277
No, I'm not
getting in there.

1118
00:54:04,277 --> 00:54:06,646
These are the controls.
Don't touch anything.

1119
00:54:06,646 --> 00:54:08,114
If you touch it,
we'll crash.

1120
00:54:08,782 --> 00:54:10,750
- Don't say that.
- I'm kidding.

1121
00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,786
This is my baby, okay?

1122
00:54:12,786 --> 00:54:14,754
See that "B" there?
You see?

1123
00:54:14,754 --> 00:54:18,358
- It's a Beechcraft Bonanza V-Tail.
- Okay.

1124
00:54:18,358 --> 00:54:21,428
And it's been my passion
project for the last...

1125
00:54:21,928 --> 00:54:23,163
20 years.

1126
00:54:23,163 --> 00:54:25,331
Twenty years! Wait a minute.
How old is this thing?

1127
00:54:25,331 --> 00:54:27,534
- It's a 1951.
- Whoa!

1128
00:54:27,534 --> 00:54:29,969
I'm a 1951!
Let me out of here!

1129
00:54:29,969 --> 00:54:31,571
No, seriously.

1130
00:54:31,571 --> 00:54:34,700
- Okay, we're going up.
- Wait, no.

1131
00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:35,375
I'm gonna regret this!

1132
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,719
Oh, please. No, no, you have
a death wish. Death wish!

1133
00:54:45,752 --> 00:54:48,254
- Please.
- We're all gonna die someday, Diane.

1134
00:54:48,555 --> 00:54:50,423
I just feel like it's worth
living a little bit

1135
00:54:50,423 --> 00:54:52,580
while we still can.

1136
00:55:12,345 --> 00:55:14,280
Overwhelming, huh?

1137
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,615
Wanna hold on to the...

1138
00:55:15,615 --> 00:55:18,251
- Oh, okay.
- Just hold on to it.

1139
00:55:18,284 --> 00:55:19,719
I'll hold on.

1140
00:55:23,790 --> 00:55:25,425
- No!
- See that?

1141
00:55:25,425 --> 00:55:26,659
Yes.

1142
00:55:31,164 --> 00:55:33,333
Oh, no, that's...

1143
00:55:37,170 --> 00:55:40,730
- I'm gonna bank, to the right.
- You're gonna bank?

1144
00:55:43,343 --> 00:55:44,844
Oh...

1145
00:55:44,844 --> 00:55:46,479
You know what that is?

1146
00:55:46,479 --> 00:55:49,820
Yes. That's Cathedral Rock.

1147
00:55:49,820 --> 00:55:50,650
That's right.

1148
00:55:51,284 --> 00:55:53,887
Oh, my God.

1149
00:56:14,841 --> 00:56:16,643
And all this, though,
from being a pilot

1150
00:56:16,643 --> 00:56:19,312
- is what you're saying, right? This?
- No.

1151
00:56:19,312 --> 00:56:23,149
- No?
- No, what happened was I got out of the Air Force,

1152
00:56:23,149 --> 00:56:26,786
and I went to work for this
aeronautical research lab.

1153
00:56:26,786 --> 00:56:30,123
And, you know, I came up
with this design that...

1154
00:56:30,557 --> 00:56:32,926
that reduced engine drag
in a jet.

1155
00:56:32,926 --> 00:56:35,280
It's silly,
but it's a big patent,

1156
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,980
and this is what happened
right here. See?

1157
00:56:41,901 --> 00:56:44,237
You're gonna have to
introduce me to your family.

1158
00:56:44,270 --> 00:56:45,538
When can I meet them?

1159
00:56:45,538 --> 00:56:47,240
- I don't think that's a good idea.
- Why?

1160
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:51,177
Because they're still very sensitive
about their father and...

1161
00:56:52,178 --> 00:56:53,713
What about you?

1162
00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:58,818
Well, I'm...
I mean, I loved him.

1163
00:57:00,387 --> 00:57:03,656
But I guess I realized
I was in mourning

1164
00:57:03,656 --> 00:57:05,558
for the end of something.

1165
00:57:05,558 --> 00:57:07,930
It's been a long time.

1166
00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:10,497
I mean, I guess, I don't know,
the world sees your...

1167
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:12,532
your relationship
in one way,

1168
00:57:12,532 --> 00:57:15,100
you just kind of
go along, but...

1169
00:57:15,350 --> 00:57:16,836
then the truth is...

1170
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,507
it had been over between us
for a long time.

1171
00:57:21,541 --> 00:57:22,609
So...

1172
00:57:23,309 --> 00:57:24,844
what do you think of that?

1173
00:57:25,912 --> 00:57:27,747
You don't want to hear
my sad story, do you?

1174
00:57:27,747 --> 00:57:29,549
Maybe you should
tell me yours.

1175
00:57:29,549 --> 00:57:31,117
I don't have a sad story.

1176
00:57:31,117 --> 00:57:33,620
You don't have a sad
story 'cause you're rich.

1177
00:57:33,620 --> 00:57:36,156
It's been 24 hours
and there's still no answer.

1178
00:57:36,156 --> 00:57:37,590
Okay, I'm sure she's fine.

1179
00:57:37,590 --> 00:57:39,920
You're so sure
everything is fine!

1180
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,610
She could be passed out
in a ditch somewhere!

1181
00:57:41,610 --> 00:57:43,463
Adrianne, please calm down.

1182
00:57:43,463 --> 00:57:46,366
- I'm calling Jill.
- You're being hormonal!

1183
00:58:23,103 --> 00:58:24,771
Sharon, is that you?

1184
00:58:26,239 --> 00:58:28,341
Tom? Hi.

1185
00:58:28,341 --> 00:58:30,100
Wow! Hi!

1186
00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:31,311
Hi...

1187
00:58:31,611 --> 00:58:33,880
- Unexpected.
- Yeah.

1188
00:58:38,284 --> 00:58:39,919
Your hair's... dark.

1189
00:58:39,919 --> 00:58:40,820
Oh, it's dyed.

1190
00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:43,490
- I know.
- Right, right.

1191
00:58:43,490 --> 00:58:45,191
I want to introduce you
to someone.

1192
00:58:45,191 --> 00:58:46,526
Oh, actually, I have to...

1193
00:58:46,526 --> 00:58:48,194
Babe! Come here.

1194
00:58:48,695 --> 00:58:51,431
Babe, babe,
I want you to meet Sharon.

1195
00:58:51,431 --> 00:58:53,500
Sharon,
this is my fiancée, Cheryl.

1196
00:58:53,533 --> 00:58:55,969
It is so nice
to meet you!

1197
00:58:55,969 --> 00:58:57,937
I've heard so much
about you.

1198
00:58:57,937 --> 00:58:59,406
Sharon?

1199
00:58:59,406 --> 00:59:01,141
Excuse me, are you Sharon?

1200
00:59:01,141 --> 00:59:02,942
- Yeah.
- I'm so sorry I'm late.

1201
00:59:02,942 --> 00:59:06,346
I was in a complicated
sinus surgery.

1202
00:59:06,346 --> 00:59:08,248
Don't ask.

1203
00:59:08,248 --> 00:59:10,216
Hi, I'm Dr. Derek.

1204
00:59:10,216 --> 00:59:11,885
You can just call me Derek.

1205
00:59:11,885 --> 00:59:12,952
Hi, I'm Tom.

1206
00:59:12,952 --> 00:59:15,522
- Kill me now.
- I'm sorry, who are you?

1207
00:59:15,522 --> 00:59:19,225
Dr. Derek. Derek.
Sharon's date.

1208
00:59:19,225 --> 00:59:21,895
- Wow.
- Hi. I am Cheryl.

1209
00:59:22,328 --> 00:59:25,131
I didn't know you were seeing someone.
That's great.

1210
00:59:25,131 --> 00:59:28,435
You look so amazing
without your mask!

1211
00:59:29,369 --> 00:59:31,638
Oh, how sweet.

1212
00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:34,641
You should bring Dr. Derek
to the party next week.

1213
00:59:34,641 --> 00:59:37,944
- What?
- The double-engagement party. Didn't Jared tell you?

1214
00:59:37,944 --> 00:59:39,646
Cheryl and I
got engaged.

1215
00:59:39,646 --> 00:59:41,715
We've having a little
celebration with our friends.

1216
00:59:41,715 --> 00:59:43,917
But it really is
for Jared and Kate.

1217
00:59:43,917 --> 00:59:46,419
- We would so love to have you.
- Yes.

1218
00:59:46,419 --> 00:59:48,555
- And you, too, Doctor.
- Yeah.

1219
00:59:48,555 --> 00:59:51,240
Well, that sounds so nice!

1220
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:54,461
Say, do you need a DJ?
I do that on the side.

1221
00:59:54,461 --> 00:59:56,162
- Ooh!
- Ooh!

1222
00:59:56,162 --> 00:59:58,498
Do you do the vinyl
or what do you do, CDs?

1223
01:00:18,818 --> 01:00:21,287
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

1224
01:00:21,287 --> 01:00:23,189
You sure you're okay
in the bar?

1225
01:00:23,189 --> 01:00:25,992
Yeah. It's gonna be like
the good old days.

1226
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:29,290
Cheers.

1227
01:00:53,190 --> 01:00:54,854
Ha! Am I ever.

1228
01:00:55,422 --> 01:00:58,391
Inner goddess doing
the merengue, my ***!

1229
01:01:00,727 --> 01:01:03,163
So is this where you
take all the boys?

1230
01:01:03,396 --> 01:01:06,733
Only the ones I don't want
to be seen with at the bar.

1231
01:01:08,101 --> 01:01:10,704
Well, I'll choose
to take that as a compliment.

1232
01:01:12,372 --> 01:01:14,307
Restricted area, huh?

1233
01:01:14,307 --> 01:01:16,142
Owner's perks.

1234
01:01:19,612 --> 01:01:21,147
Look at this.

1235
01:01:21,748 --> 01:01:24,384
A single solitary chair.

1236
01:01:24,384 --> 01:01:25,819
It's all a girl needs.

1237
01:01:25,819 --> 01:01:28,555
It's like a queen's throne
atop her castle.

1238
01:01:29,356 --> 01:01:30,990
Look. Look at the view.

1239
01:01:31,358 --> 01:01:35,228
Yeah. Look at
all those twinkling lights.

1240
01:01:35,228 --> 01:01:37,564
All those lives being lived.

1241
01:01:39,199 --> 01:01:42,369
As the poem goes, you took
the road less traveled,

1242
01:01:42,369 --> 01:01:45,271
and it made...
all the difference.

1243
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,742
You know, that's not really
what that poem is about.

1244
01:01:49,876 --> 01:01:51,277
- Is that right?
- No.

1245
01:01:51,745 --> 01:01:53,279
It's, um...

1246
01:01:53,980 --> 01:01:58,510
It's about how we... we tell
the story of our lives,

1247
01:01:58,585 --> 01:02:02,188
so we feel heroic, brave...

1248
01:02:03,490 --> 01:02:05,392
but in fact,
there's no difference

1249
01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:07,227
in the paths to begin with.

1250
01:02:08,661 --> 01:02:10,697
- No difference in the paths?
- Nope.

1251
01:02:13,333 --> 01:02:15,235
Fascinating poem.

1252
01:02:22,575 --> 01:02:23,977
Arthur, come here.

1253
01:02:24,377 --> 01:02:28,214
Look at this. You see that
building with the red lights?

1254
01:02:28,848 --> 01:02:31,117
- Is that our diner?
- Yeah.

1255
01:02:32,318 --> 01:02:35,789
I can't believe your hotel
overlooks our favorite place.

1256
01:02:41,961 --> 01:02:45,310
According to the airline, your
mother never boarded her flight.

1257
01:02:45,310 --> 01:02:47,500
- Oh, my God.
- You said not to worry about it!

1258
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:49,602
- Okay, you can worry now.
- What?

1259
01:02:49,602 --> 01:02:50,737
However...

1260
01:02:51,710 --> 01:02:53,139
we did trace a signal
to her cell phone.

1261
01:02:53,139 --> 01:02:54,407
- What?
- Okay.

1262
01:02:54,407 --> 01:02:56,443
- What does that mean?
- We know where she is.

1263
01:02:56,443 --> 01:02:58,712
- She's been kidnapped?
- I did not say that.

1264
01:02:58,712 --> 01:03:00,213
- Is there a ransom?
- You know where she is?

1265
01:03:00,213 --> 01:03:02,150
In a case like this,
it's best to remain calm.

1266
01:03:02,150 --> 01:03:03,783
- Let's get a grip, folks.
- You know where she is?

1267
01:03:03,783 --> 01:03:05,785
If you had to guess,
what would you say?

1268
01:03:05,785 --> 01:03:07,420
I don't have to guess,
I actually know.

1269
01:03:07,420 --> 01:03:09,550
- Well, then take us there!
- Can I see the pad?

1270
01:03:09,550 --> 01:03:11,958
I can't believe
you put Viagra in my beer.

1271
01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:13,993
Well, it was
an innocent mistake.

1272
01:03:13,993 --> 01:03:16,529
Oh, innocent. How is it innocent?
You poisoned me.

1273
01:03:16,529 --> 01:03:17,764
Hardly.

1274
01:03:17,797 --> 01:03:20,330
Do not use that word.

1275
01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:23,690
- I'm sorry. How does it feel?
- Hard!

1276
01:03:23,690 --> 01:03:25,238
I thought we weren't
gonna use that word.

1277
01:03:25,238 --> 01:03:26,806
I can, you can't.

1278
01:03:26,806 --> 01:03:28,808
- God, there are so many rules.
- Don't, Carol!

1279
01:03:28,808 --> 01:03:31,344
Jeez.

1280
01:03:31,344 --> 01:03:33,747
I'll tell you something, I don't
think it ought to go to waste.

1281
01:03:33,747 --> 01:03:36,282
- Seriously! Stop it.
- Calm down.

1282
01:03:38,518 --> 01:03:40,553
Really?
I'm being pulled over.

1283
01:03:41,287 --> 01:03:43,757
Sir, I'm gonna need you
to step out of the vehicle.

1284
01:03:43,757 --> 01:03:45,892
I don't think that's
a good idea, Officer.

1285
01:03:45,892 --> 01:03:48,728
Out of the car now!

1286
01:03:48,762 --> 01:03:50,296
Okay, okay.

1287
01:03:50,930 --> 01:03:52,665
Gosh darn it.

1288
01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:57,971
But you see, it's just he's
been having a little trouble

1289
01:03:57,971 --> 01:04:00,974
in that department,
and he was embarrassed.

1290
01:04:00,974 --> 01:04:03,243
And if there's one thing
I know about this man,

1291
01:04:03,243 --> 01:04:05,445
it's that he really hates
to be embarrassed.

1292
01:04:05,445 --> 01:04:06,446
Isn't that true, Pup?

1293
01:04:06,446 --> 01:04:07,981
Oh, I hate a lot
of things right now.

1294
01:04:07,981 --> 01:04:09,949
That's not even
in the top three.

1295
01:04:13,753 --> 01:04:14,821
You, too.

1296
01:04:14,821 --> 01:04:16,523
Thank you.

1297
01:04:21,394 --> 01:04:23,797
- Oh, I'm well past trouble.
- Yeah?

1298
01:04:23,797 --> 01:04:25,765
What?

1299
01:04:25,765 --> 01:04:27,233
I think
I heard something.

1300
01:04:27,233 --> 01:04:29,350
It's probably just
the wine talking, right?

1301
01:04:29,350 --> 01:04:32,539
And how often does the wine talk in your world?

1302
01:04:32,539 --> 01:04:35,975
Oh, my God. Wait, who... who is that?

1303
01:04:36,643 --> 01:04:39,479
- Mom?
- Oh, boy.

1304
01:04:40,814 --> 01:04:43,160
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

1305
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:44,918
Oh, my God!

1306
01:04:44,918 --> 01:04:47,870
Oh, my God! Mom!

1307
01:04:47,870 --> 01:04:49,322
Honey, let me explain.

1308
01:04:49,322 --> 01:04:51,324
What the heck
is happening here?

1309
01:04:51,324 --> 01:04:55,762
Hi. You must be, uh,
Adrianne and Jill.

1310
01:04:55,762 --> 01:04:57,130
I'm Mitchell.

1311
01:04:57,130 --> 01:04:58,198
- Chris.
- Stop it!

1312
01:04:58,198 --> 01:04:59,999
Mitchell, can you just...

1313
01:05:01,340 --> 01:05:02,502
You okay?

1314
01:05:02,535 --> 01:05:05,505
- Mom!
- No, please. No, I'm fine.

1315
01:05:05,505 --> 01:05:08,740
Just let me explain, okay?
I'll be right back.

1316
01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:09,943
Wait, where are you going?

1317
01:05:11,878 --> 01:05:16,490
She's okay. She's perfectly...
She was in good hands. Relax.

1318
01:05:16,490 --> 01:05:18,180
- You relax!
- No, it's okay.

1319
01:05:18,180 --> 01:05:20,860
- You relax!
- We've had a long day. I'm sorry.

1320
01:05:20,860 --> 01:05:22,455
I was just trying to give us
a little jumpstart.

1321
01:05:22,455 --> 01:05:24,591
I thought maybe if we had
a really nice night

1322
01:05:24,591 --> 01:05:26,459
and things sort of
naturally progressed,

1323
01:05:26,459 --> 01:05:29,620
then maybe
we would both feel better.

1324
01:05:29,620 --> 01:05:31,398
Great plan! Congratulations
on the execution.

1325
01:05:31,398 --> 01:05:35,350
Sorry. I really was just
trying to help you, Bruce.

1326
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,237
Help me?
By never once considering

1327
01:05:37,237 --> 01:05:39,339
that I might have an opinion!

1328
01:05:39,739 --> 01:05:42,475
No, it's not just tonight.
It's everything, Carol!

1329
01:05:42,475 --> 01:05:44,511
You've got me
taking dance lessons.

1330
01:05:44,511 --> 01:05:49,820
Dance lessons for a talent show
that I never even signed up for!

1331
01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:51,885
You've been going to my
No Kid Hungry fundraiser

1332
01:05:51,885 --> 01:05:53,586
for the past 15 years.

1333
01:05:53,586 --> 01:05:55,210
You always show up for me.

1334
01:05:55,210 --> 01:05:56,956
That was for dinner.

1335
01:05:56,956 --> 01:05:58,858
Well, forgive me
for trying to find ways

1336
01:05:58,858 --> 01:06:00,593
to keep us connected.

1337
01:06:00,593 --> 01:06:02,195
"Hey, Bruce, here's something
you're gonna hate to do

1338
01:06:02,195 --> 01:06:05,432
for the next two months,
but in the end it'll be okay

1339
01:06:10,236 --> 01:06:12,138
Didn't hear you at all,
because my husband

1340
01:06:12,138 --> 01:06:14,341
gave me
these wonderful earplugs,

1341
01:06:14,341 --> 01:06:16,943
so we wouldn't have to listen
to each other anymore.

1342
01:06:16,943 --> 01:06:18,945
Happy anniversary!

1343
01:06:19,646 --> 01:06:21,181
Hey, and by the way,

1344
01:06:21,181 --> 01:06:22,949
I got us the earplugs
so you wouldn't miss

1345
01:06:22,949 --> 01:06:24,417
any of your TV shows,

1346
01:06:24,417 --> 01:06:27,354
just because I happen
to love to fall asleep

1347
01:06:27,354 --> 01:06:29,356
next to my wife in our bed!

1348
01:06:30,924 --> 01:06:32,759
Okay, what are you doing?
Come on.

1349
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:34,928
Diane, I know this...

1350
01:06:34,928 --> 01:06:36,930
I know this is not the direction
we hoped for this evening.

1351
01:06:36,930 --> 01:06:41,134
This is... It's such a disaster!
Do you see what I mean?

1352
01:06:41,134 --> 01:06:43,903
You've got to admit it was kind of funny.
A cop showed up!

1353
01:06:43,903 --> 01:06:45,572
No, it wasn't kind of funny.

1354
01:06:45,572 --> 01:06:48,308
This whole thing
is just one giant mistake.

1355
01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:49,776
You don't believe that.

1356
01:06:49,776 --> 01:06:51,378
I get that it's embarrassing,
but who gives a shit?

1357
01:06:51,378 --> 01:06:53,513
No, you know what?
You don't get it, Mitchell.

1358
01:06:53,513 --> 01:06:55,382
You know why?
Because you don't have kids.

1359
01:06:55,815 --> 01:06:59,520
Kids? They're like adults,
your kids.

1360
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,870
You know,

1361
01:07:01,870 --> 01:07:02,889
you're out here
on your ranch,

1362
01:07:02,889 --> 01:07:04,591
with no one to take care of
but yourself.

1363
01:07:04,591 --> 01:07:07,727
Okay, that's fine for you,
but that's not the real world.

1364
01:07:07,994 --> 01:07:10,630
I have a family
and I have responsibilities.

1365
01:07:10,630 --> 01:07:14,670
- I'm sorry, but that's my world.
- I'm sure I don't understand

1366
01:07:14,670 --> 01:07:15,802
everything you're
going through right now.

1367
01:07:15,802 --> 01:07:17,804
That's right.
You don't have a clue.

1368
01:07:17,804 --> 01:07:21,441
Listen to me. Look at me.
I know we just met.

1369
01:07:21,441 --> 01:07:24,344
But you can't spend your
entire life just going around

1370
01:07:24,344 --> 01:07:25,912
taking care
of other people.

1371
01:07:25,912 --> 01:07:28,148
That's also not part
of the real world.

1372
01:07:28,181 --> 01:07:29,482
Okay, hey!

1373
01:07:29,749 --> 01:07:31,451
- Diane.
- What? What?

1374
01:07:31,451 --> 01:07:33,386
I'm saying it's okay
to be happy, Diane.

1375
01:07:34,870 --> 01:07:36,823
Well, I'm really...
I'm sorry, but I have to go.

1376
01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:02,642
Bruce. Bruce, honey.

1377
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:03,977
What?

1378
01:09:04,344 --> 01:09:08,148
I know I've been acting
a little crazy lately.

1379
01:09:08,148 --> 01:09:11,484
And obviously
I went overboard tonight.

1380
01:09:11,484 --> 01:09:12,819
Really?

1381
01:09:12,819 --> 01:09:14,754
My gosh, I hadn't noticed.

1382
01:09:16,289 --> 01:09:18,910
I am so sorry.

1383
01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:22,262
I embarrassed you...

1384
01:09:23,763 --> 01:09:26,320
and I made you feel
like you didn't matter.

1385
01:09:26,399 --> 01:09:28,635
I just don't know
what's been going on with you

1386
01:09:28,635 --> 01:09:31,604
for the last few months
and it scares me.

1387
01:09:32,105 --> 01:09:34,841
I know what I did
was wrong, and...

1388
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:37,644
I'm sorry.

1389
01:09:41,281 --> 01:09:42,649
I got spooked.

1390
01:09:42,649 --> 01:09:44,517
Spooked?

1391
01:09:44,517 --> 01:09:46,820
Yeah, at the...

1392
01:09:48,555 --> 01:09:49,856
retirement party.

1393
01:09:49,856 --> 01:09:51,257
You know, I saw...

1394
01:09:52,258 --> 01:09:54,894
40 years just... vanish.

1395
01:09:55,395 --> 01:09:58,998
And I didn't know
who I was anymore.

1396
01:09:59,766 --> 01:10:01,968
Well, what was I gonna do?

1397
01:10:02,402 --> 01:10:03,870
What can I do?

1398
01:10:04,304 --> 01:10:05,739
I got scared.

1399
01:10:06,706 --> 01:10:08,274
I am scared.

1400
01:10:09,309 --> 01:10:13,346
And I need a little time
to figure out who I am again.

1401
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,181
I hear you.

1402
01:10:15,181 --> 01:10:19,520
And I'm not gonna try
to fix everything on my own...

1403
01:10:20,453 --> 01:10:22,355
tempting though that may be.

1404
01:10:22,355 --> 01:10:25,158
And I'm not gonna make you do
a bunch of stuff

1405
01:10:25,158 --> 01:10:27,961
that you don't want to do,
like dancing at the fundraiser.

1406
01:10:27,961 --> 01:10:30,330
I know you never wanted
to do that.

1407
01:10:30,330 --> 01:10:32,132
So forget it, okay?

1408
01:10:33,466 --> 01:10:34,968
I'm going to bed.

1409
01:10:42,842 --> 01:10:45,378
Whoa, ice cream
straight from the tub?

1410
01:10:45,412 --> 01:10:49,516
Yeah, well, I ran into Tom
and his very happy fiancée.

1411
01:10:49,516 --> 01:10:50,884
Ah!

1412
01:10:50,884 --> 01:10:52,786
They're hosting
a double-engagement party

1413
01:10:52,786 --> 01:10:54,254
at their house.

1414
01:10:54,254 --> 01:10:56,923
Oh, did I mention
he calls her "babe"?

1415
01:10:56,923 --> 01:10:59,325
Which is sort of perfect
since she's a child.

1416
01:10:59,325 --> 01:11:00,527
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.

1417
01:11:00,527 --> 01:11:01,828
What did I miss?

1418
01:11:01,828 --> 01:11:04,497
Well, Sharon
is never dating again.

1419
01:11:04,497 --> 01:11:06,320
And we're all miserable.

1420
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:07,634
So basically
nothing has changed.

1421
01:11:07,634 --> 01:11:09,102
Yeah, well...

1422
01:11:09,369 --> 01:11:13,373
Whoa. Since when
do you eat ice cream?

1423
01:11:13,373 --> 01:11:14,908
Since now.

1424
01:11:14,908 --> 01:11:17,243
So I take it things
went south for you, too?

1425
01:11:17,510 --> 01:11:19,312
I slept with Arthur.

1426
01:11:19,312 --> 01:11:21,214
Now, there's a shocker.

1427
01:11:21,214 --> 01:11:22,682
No, not ***.

1428
01:11:23,316 --> 01:11:26,860
I actually
fell asleep with him.

1429
01:11:26,860 --> 01:11:29,189
You've never been able
to sleep with a man before!

1430
01:11:29,189 --> 01:11:30,590
I know.

1431
01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:33,126
So, I mean...
you didn't have ***?

1432
01:11:33,126 --> 01:11:35,562
We slept on a couch
and he tickled my arm.

1433
01:11:35,562 --> 01:11:39,466
Oh, boy, now this is a disaster.
When is he leaving?

1434
01:11:39,466 --> 01:11:42,680
Not soon enough!
God, I got a brain freeze.

1435
01:11:42,469 --> 01:11:43,937
Here, give that
to a professional.

1436
01:11:43,937 --> 01:11:45,338
Oh, my God!

1437
01:11:45,338 --> 01:11:48,800
Well, anyway,
I have an announcement.

1438
01:11:48,742 --> 01:11:49,809
Okay.

1439
01:11:49,809 --> 01:11:51,111
I am...

1440
01:11:51,111 --> 01:11:53,847
I'm officially...
moving to Arizona.

1441
01:11:53,847 --> 01:11:56,683
- What?
- Oh, tell me it's for the pilot!

1442
01:11:56,683 --> 01:11:59,452
No, no, no.
For my daughters.

1443
01:12:00,530 --> 01:12:02,550
This has gone
from bad to worse!

1444
01:12:02,550 --> 01:12:05,358
Well, I mean, they renovated
the basement for me,

1445
01:12:05,358 --> 01:12:07,127
and everything
is slip resistant,

1446
01:12:07,127 --> 01:12:09,596
and I can walk into the tub.

1447
01:12:09,596 --> 01:12:11,970
- Oh, my God.
- Ick.

1448
01:12:11,970 --> 01:12:12,665
But what about the pilot?

1449
01:12:12,665 --> 01:12:15,769
Crashed and burned.
I mean, we're not 18 anymore.

1450
01:12:15,769 --> 01:12:17,237
Nope.

1451
01:12:17,237 --> 01:12:19,439
We're sure not
spring flowers.

1452
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:21,908
No. More like potpourri.

1453
01:12:21,908 --> 01:12:23,510
So, this is...

1454
01:12:23,543 --> 01:12:25,879
Oh, my God,
this is my last book club!

1455
01:12:25,879 --> 01:12:27,747
Oh, no, you're kidding!

1456
01:12:27,747 --> 01:12:29,182
Oh, Diane!

1457
01:12:29,182 --> 01:12:31,418
Do we even want to talk
about the book?

1458
01:12:33,353 --> 01:12:35,388
- I hate this book, okay? Done.
- Me, too.

1459
01:12:35,388 --> 01:12:36,389
Yeah.

1460
01:12:36,389 --> 01:12:37,991
Are we really
this pathetic?

1461
01:12:37,991 --> 01:12:40,560
None of us have
anything interesting to say?

1462
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:44,798
Well, my little affair
ended with me in a pool

1463
01:12:44,798 --> 01:12:47,330
on top
of an inflatable swan

1464
01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:49,235
and my daughters showing up
with the police!

1465
01:12:49,235 --> 01:12:52,739
Well, that certainly
qualifies as interesting.

1466
01:12:52,972 --> 01:12:55,909
I'm assuming
you were not in that pool alone.

1467
01:12:55,942 --> 01:12:57,811
Well... I was not.

1468
01:12:58,311 --> 01:12:59,646
Good for you.

1469
01:12:59,946 --> 01:13:02,682
Do I want to get us
another one of these?

1470
01:13:02,682 --> 01:13:04,384
- Oh, yeah.
- Yes!

1471
01:13:04,384 --> 01:13:06,186
The sooner the better.

1472
01:13:29,209 --> 01:13:30,944
Men make life impossible.

1473
01:13:30,944 --> 01:13:32,779
Oh, God,
tell me about it.

1474
01:13:32,779 --> 01:13:34,414
Well, you're one to talk.

1475
01:13:34,414 --> 01:13:38,251
Ditching God's gift to women
so you can live in a basement

1476
01:13:38,251 --> 01:13:40,954
and breastfeed
your daughter's children?

1477
01:13:40,954 --> 01:13:43,957
You know something? That's
really rich coming from you.

1478
01:13:43,957 --> 01:13:46,426
You've been stuck
on Tom for 18 years,

1479
01:13:46,426 --> 01:13:48,628
and you don't even
like the guy.

1480
01:13:48,628 --> 01:13:50,430
He's not at your level.

1481
01:13:50,430 --> 01:13:52,766
Eighteen years ago, you couldn't
wait to get rid of him.

1482
01:13:52,766 --> 01:13:56,503
But you've conveniently erased
that little piece of history.

1483
01:13:56,703 --> 01:14:00,600
Wish I could erase
a little piece of my history.

1484
01:14:01,441 --> 01:14:02,942
- Well...
- What?

1485
01:14:02,976 --> 01:14:05,110
I was fine
until Arthur came along.

1486
01:14:05,110 --> 01:14:06,713
I had a happy existence.

1487
01:14:06,713 --> 01:14:08,148
Had a roster of men

1488
01:14:08,148 --> 01:14:10,383
that would satisfy
my every whim.

1489
01:14:10,383 --> 01:14:13,853
Oh, my God, I can't
listen to this anymore.

1490
01:14:13,853 --> 01:14:17,157
You really believe you're satisfied?
How could you be?

1491
01:14:17,157 --> 01:14:18,892
You're so terrified
of getting hurt

1492
01:14:18,892 --> 01:14:22,495
that you do everything you
can to push away love.

1493
01:14:26,499 --> 01:14:29,200
Not everything in the world
is about ***.

1494
01:14:29,350 --> 01:14:30,837
Did you even read the book?

1495
01:14:31,710 --> 01:14:32,839
This is a love story.

1496
01:14:37,944 --> 01:14:39,679
a little bit more
than that.

1497
01:14:39,679 --> 01:14:44,617
Everybody's got baggage and
pain and problems, but...

1498
01:14:45,251 --> 01:14:47,921
even Christian Grey
fell in love.

1499
01:14:47,921 --> 01:14:51,358
Yeah, and he was
fifty shades of ****ed-up.

1500
01:14:51,358 --> 01:14:52,759
So...

1501
01:14:53,626 --> 01:14:55,195
here you go.

1502
01:14:55,228 --> 01:14:58,631
Book three? I am not sure
we'll survive another one.

1503
01:14:58,631 --> 01:15:00,900
Oh... Oh, God.

1504
01:15:04,404 --> 01:15:05,638
God, I...

1505
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:09,709
I really am gonna
miss this. Right?

1506
01:15:09,709 --> 01:15:11,878
Oh, honey.

1507
01:15:22,756 --> 01:15:24,557
- Have a good drive.
- Thanks again.

1508
01:15:33,299 --> 01:15:34,401
Ginsburg.

1509
01:15:35,769 --> 01:15:37,804
What's happening here?

1510
01:15:37,804 --> 01:15:41,207
Huh, honey?
What's happening?

1511
01:15:56,923 --> 01:15:59,726
Look at you.
Look at you.

1512
01:15:59,726 --> 01:16:02,950
Yeah, yeah. Look at you.

1513
01:16:28,210 --> 01:16:29,589
You're not taking my calls.

1514
01:16:30,230 --> 01:16:32,192
I don't have
my phone with me.

1515
01:16:38,698 --> 01:16:41,301
Do you know why
I first started on radio?

1516
01:16:41,868 --> 01:16:43,103
No, I don't.

1517
01:16:43,103 --> 01:16:44,938
Because I loved the idea

1518
01:16:44,938 --> 01:16:48,508
of no matter what I said
or what music I played...

1519
01:16:49,409 --> 01:16:51,144
millions of people could just

1520
01:16:51,144 --> 01:16:53,246
turn on their radios
and hear it.

1521
01:16:57,170 --> 01:16:58,918
But then as I got older...

1522
01:16:59,285 --> 01:17:01,321
I realized that...

1523
01:17:02,389 --> 01:17:04,224
reaching millions
and millions

1524
01:17:04,224 --> 01:17:06,126
of anonymous people...

1525
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:08,762
doesn't come close...

1526
01:17:09,620 --> 01:17:12,298
to reaching
just one person you love.

1527
01:17:16,436 --> 01:17:19,439
And I'm...
I'm leaving tomorrow.

1528
01:17:21,775 --> 01:17:23,576
And it got me thinking...

1529
01:17:25,311 --> 01:17:27,280
wouldn't it be nice if...

1530
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:29,649
you were coming with me
to New York?

1531
01:17:30,684 --> 01:17:34,200
But then I thought about it
and I thought about you...

1532
01:17:35,210 --> 01:17:37,557
and your hotel
and your rooftop...

1533
01:17:38,925 --> 01:17:42,228
and your inability
to make proper wishes.

1534
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:47,467
I have no interest
in trying to change you, Vivian.

1535
01:17:49,636 --> 01:17:51,304
I love who you are.

1536
01:17:52,305 --> 01:17:54,441
Rich and independent...

1537
01:17:55,308 --> 01:17:57,143
and a total pain in the ***.

1538
01:17:58,144 --> 01:18:00,847
That does sound like...
like me.

1539
01:18:01,414 --> 01:18:04,984
And here we are,
staring at two paths.

1540
01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:08,722
And I know how I feel.

1541
01:18:10,223 --> 01:18:13,930
I know that you're the person
that I want to talk to.

1542
01:18:14,327 --> 01:18:16,930
You're the person
I want to listen to.

1543
01:18:18,164 --> 01:18:21,568
You're the person I want
to splash in the fountain.

1544
01:18:24,637 --> 01:18:26,606
You're my person, Slim.

1545
01:18:33,613 --> 01:18:37,500
And I just wanted to know
what you thought about that.

1546
01:18:43,289 --> 01:18:46,926
It's... It's been really nice
seeing you again, Arthur.

1547
01:18:47,727 --> 01:18:50,163
I hope you have
a safe trip home.

1548
01:19:10,850 --> 01:19:12,485
- Hi.
- Hi.

1549
01:19:23,463 --> 01:19:27,300
Hi, everybody. I'd like to take
a second to say a few words.

1550
01:19:27,300 --> 01:19:30,403
As most of you know,
I'm Tom Meyers, Jared's dad.

1551
01:19:30,403 --> 01:19:32,439
On behalf of my fiancée,
Cheryl, and myself,

1552
01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:33,973
I want to
thank you all for coming.

1553
01:19:33,973 --> 01:19:35,942
Kate, we're so excited
to welcome you

1554
01:19:35,942 --> 01:19:37,410
and invite you into the family.

1555
01:19:37,711 --> 01:19:41,181
- Jared, we are so very happy for you.
- Thanks, Dad.

1556
01:19:41,181 --> 01:19:45,850
As Shakespeare said, "Love looks not
with the eyes but with the mind."

1557
01:19:45,318 --> 01:19:47,120
How right he was.

1558
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:48,722
Love takes thought and care,

1559
01:19:48,722 --> 01:19:51,891
and I'm glad that
all the plus columns lined up.

1560
01:19:53,293 --> 01:19:55,595
Kate, you're getting
one of the good ones.

1561
01:19:55,595 --> 01:19:57,564
Aww...

1562
01:19:58,498 --> 01:20:01,434
Sorry, I said I wouldn't
do this. To Jared and Kate.

1563
01:20:03,636 --> 01:20:05,638
Cheers!

1564
01:20:10,677 --> 01:20:11,711
Oh!

1565
01:20:13,279 --> 01:20:14,981
I didn't mean
to do that, sorry.

1566
01:20:15,248 --> 01:20:17,784
Um, as... as few...

1567
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:19,686
Well, if any of you know,

1568
01:20:19,686 --> 01:20:22,489
I'm Jared's mother,
Judge Meyers.

1569
01:20:23,189 --> 01:20:24,491
Or Sharon.

1570
01:20:25,191 --> 01:20:26,693
I just wanted to say,

1571
01:20:26,693 --> 01:20:29,429
I don't think that's what
Shakespeare had in mind

1572
01:20:29,429 --> 01:20:31,131
when he wrote those lines.

1573
01:20:31,965 --> 01:20:35,350
He was saying Cupid is blind.

1574
01:20:35,368 --> 01:20:37,937
He wasn't saying
that people should go

1575
01:20:37,937 --> 01:20:40,674
think themselves into love

1576
01:20:40,674 --> 01:20:43,276
and a system
of pluses or minuses.

1577
01:20:43,276 --> 01:20:45,178
- Oh!
- But whatever.

1578
01:20:45,178 --> 01:20:48,148
Anyway,
when I look at my son...

1579
01:20:48,648 --> 01:20:51,451
I am so proud of him
because...

1580
01:20:52,180 --> 01:20:55,288
he has had the courage
to put himself out there,

1581
01:20:55,488 --> 01:20:58,425
and he's found someone
to make him happy.

1582
01:20:59,793 --> 01:21:01,494
That's inspiring.

1583
01:21:01,995 --> 01:21:04,798
Even for someone
as old as me.

1584
01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:08,668
The truth is...

1585
01:21:09,469 --> 01:21:12,672
love is not blind,
and it's not a battlefield,

1586
01:21:12,672 --> 01:21:16,476
and it's not the sun or the moon
or everything we load onto it.

1587
01:21:17,677 --> 01:21:21,314
It's just a word
until someone gives it meaning.

1588
01:21:22,649 --> 01:21:25,518
And that's what the two of you
have found in each other.

1589
01:21:25,518 --> 01:21:28,540
In fact, all four of you.

1590
01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:30,123
And we all deserve that.

1591
01:21:30,423 --> 01:21:31,691
Well done.

1592
01:21:32,726 --> 01:21:33,560
Cheers!

1593
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:35,395
Kate and Jared.

1594
01:21:47,340 --> 01:21:48,908
Hello?

1595
01:21:48,908 --> 01:21:50,410
Miss O'Donnell,
I'm calling to confirm

1596
01:21:50,410 --> 01:21:52,479
that Mr. Riley
has officially checked out.

1597
01:21:52,846 --> 01:21:54,247
Thank you.

1598
01:22:02,655 --> 01:22:04,557
Hi, sweetie.

1599
01:22:04,591 --> 01:22:06,226
Hey.

1600
01:22:06,226 --> 01:22:09,162
What happened? We've been
trying to call all afternoon.

1601
01:22:09,662 --> 01:22:11,431
What,
you're still in a robe?

1602
01:22:11,431 --> 01:22:13,833
Carol's show
starts in an hour.

1603
01:22:14,167 --> 01:22:16,236
I saw Arthur last night.

1604
01:22:16,236 --> 01:22:17,537
Oh, fun.

1605
01:22:17,537 --> 01:22:21,740
No! I broke up with him
once and for all.

1606
01:22:22,308 --> 01:22:23,610
- I did.
- What happened?

1607
01:22:23,610 --> 01:22:25,612
He told me
he wanted to invite me

1608
01:22:25,612 --> 01:22:27,130
to move to New York with him,

1609
01:22:27,130 --> 01:22:29,282
but he realized
he didn't want to change me

1610
01:22:29,282 --> 01:22:31,418
because he loves me
the way I am.

1611
01:22:31,651 --> 01:22:33,219
And he only wants
to talk to me,

1612
01:22:33,219 --> 01:22:34,654
and he only wants
to listen to me.

1613
01:22:34,654 --> 01:22:37,624
He told me I was his person.

1614
01:22:37,624 --> 01:22:40,360
I'm sorry. I mean,

1615
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:42,762
I'm not actually
following here.

1616
01:22:42,762 --> 01:22:43,997
No, me, neither.

1617
01:22:43,997 --> 01:22:46,800
You said that he loves you...
as you are?

1618
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:48,501
He doesn't
want to change you?

1619
01:22:48,501 --> 01:22:50,360
And he wanted to know
your thoughts?

1620
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:53,606
- So you broke up with him?
- Well, yeah, exactly! Duh.

1621
01:22:53,606 --> 01:22:55,308
Are you out of your mind?

1622
01:22:57,143 --> 01:22:58,645
Okay, where is he?

1623
01:22:58,645 --> 01:23:01,815
He checked out
and he's on his way to New York.

1624
01:23:01,815 --> 01:23:05,180
Okay. Okay.
Time to get dressed.

1625
01:23:05,180 --> 01:23:07,420
Yup. That's it, Viv,
you're going after him.

1626
01:23:07,420 --> 01:23:10,323
- Get up, get up.
- No! Oh, my God.

1627
01:23:10,357 --> 01:23:11,725
What time
is his flight?

1628
01:23:11,725 --> 01:23:13,893
- Huh?
- Never mind, I'll figure it out.

1629
01:23:13,893 --> 01:23:15,929
She has to put on
something ***y.

1630
01:23:15,929 --> 01:23:17,831
Everything
she owns is ***y!

1631
01:23:17,831 --> 01:23:20,934
I can't... Oh, God!
It is so yucky,

1632
01:23:20,934 --> 01:23:22,268
and this is so needy!

1633
01:23:22,268 --> 01:23:24,304
Sharon, I am not desperate.

1634
01:23:24,304 --> 01:23:26,600
No, you are not.
You are stupid.

1635
01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:29,542
No, I am not.
You just... You don't understand.

1636
01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:33,279
I know how this story ends,
and I do not like it.

1637
01:23:33,279 --> 01:23:35,582
If he has me,
he's gonna get bored.

1638
01:23:35,582 --> 01:23:37,917
He hasn't seen me naked
in 40 years!

1639
01:23:37,917 --> 01:23:39,686
I know. I'm sorry.
Oh, my God...

1640
01:23:39,686 --> 01:23:42,622
I'm no fool!
I know what happens.

1641
01:23:42,655 --> 01:23:44,357
He's gonna cheat on me

1642
01:23:44,357 --> 01:23:45,892
and leave me
for a younger woman.

1643
01:23:45,892 --> 01:23:47,327
And then
I'm gonna lose everything.

1644
01:23:47,327 --> 01:23:48,995
And it's just...
it's not worth it!

1645
01:23:48,995 --> 01:23:51,398
- Okay, baby, there you go.
- It isn't worth it.

1646
01:23:52,766 --> 01:23:54,734
I'm so sorry.
I'm very sorry.

1647
01:23:54,734 --> 01:23:56,770
But it had to be done,
all right?

1648
01:24:00,140 --> 01:24:03,309
- It's okay.
- His flight leaves in an hour.

1649
01:24:03,309 --> 01:24:04,944
- God, are you sure?
- Yes.

1650
01:24:04,944 --> 01:24:06,913
Okay, earrings!
Time to go.

1651
01:24:06,913 --> 01:24:09,249
- Do I look okay?
- Yes, you look great.

1652
01:24:09,249 --> 01:24:10,517
Oh, the girls.

1653
01:24:10,517 --> 01:24:12,719
- You want me to put those on?
- Yep. Go.

1654
01:24:12,719 --> 01:24:15,880
- Okay!
- Go, go, go, go!

1655
01:24:16,756 --> 01:24:19,225
I put a lipstick
and compact in there.

1656
01:24:19,225 --> 01:24:21,940
Oh, that's so great!
Oh, thanks.

1657
01:24:21,940 --> 01:24:24,297
- Oh, my God, do I look okay?
- Yes! Yes.

1658
01:24:25,598 --> 01:24:27,634
- Here we go.
- Bye!

1659
01:24:27,634 --> 01:24:29,202
- Bye.
- Bye.

1660
01:24:32,906 --> 01:24:34,407
My shoes.

1661
01:24:34,774 --> 01:24:36,676
Oh, and Carol, your show!

1662
01:24:36,676 --> 01:24:38,445
Oh, God, don't be ridiculous.

1663
01:24:38,445 --> 01:24:41,114
And Diane...
you're leaving!

1664
01:24:41,114 --> 01:24:44,784
Oh, my God, you're leaving.
What am I gonna do?

1665
01:24:45,151 --> 01:24:46,619
Shoes!

1666
01:24:46,653 --> 01:24:48,822
Oh, God, thank you, guys.
I love you so much.

1667
01:24:53,626 --> 01:24:56,296
To the airport, Mario!

1668
01:25:04,571 --> 01:25:06,406
Okay, that's scary.

1669
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:16,483
You're gonna do great!
Gonna do great.

1670
01:25:26,359 --> 01:25:30,430
And that was Jed and Leyla
Sanderson performing!

1671
01:25:30,764 --> 01:25:33,633
Hard to believe
she's an anesthesiologist.

1672
01:25:34,234 --> 01:25:36,136
Arthur, it's Vivian.
Call me back

1673
01:25:36,136 --> 01:25:37,637
before you board your plane.

1674
01:25:38,571 --> 01:25:40,507
Mario, are you using Waze?

1675
01:25:40,940 --> 01:25:43,576
Yes, Miss O'Donnell, but I
don't think we're gonna make it.

1676
01:25:49,149 --> 01:25:51,510
And last but not least,

1677
01:25:51,510 --> 01:25:55,622
everyone's favorite chef
and our fearless organizer.

1678
01:25:55,855 --> 01:26:00,560
Dancing a solo will be...
Carol Colby!

1679
01:26:05,432 --> 01:26:07,500
Wait. No, no, wait. Sorry.

1680
01:26:07,734 --> 01:26:09,202
That's not the right song.

1681
01:26:09,202 --> 01:26:11,304
It's supposed to be
"Red, Red Robin Goes Bob, Bob..."

1682
01:26:11,771 --> 01:26:14,441
Oh, shoot.
Meat Loaf? Come on!

1683
01:26:14,441 --> 01:26:15,742
Aw, screw it.

1684
01:26:19,679 --> 01:26:23,350
Oh, my God, she's tap dancing
to Meat Loaf!

1685
01:26:23,350 --> 01:26:25,510
And she's pulling it off!

1686
01:27:06,393 --> 01:27:07,460
Bruce!

1687
01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:22,142
Five, six,
seven, eight...

1688
01:27:47,330 --> 01:27:48,835
Oh, my God.

1689
01:27:51,638 --> 01:27:55,750
My, oh, my!
How about those Colbys?

1690
01:27:56,643 --> 01:27:59,112
A romantic way
to end the show.

1691
01:28:01,781 --> 01:28:05,180
Oh God,
I can't believe you're here.

1692
01:28:05,510 --> 01:28:08,288
I couldn't miss a chance
to dance with my girl.

1693
01:28:08,521 --> 01:28:10,357
- You were incredible.
- No, I wasn't.

1694
01:28:10,357 --> 01:28:12,659
None of our steps
go with Meat Loaf.

1695
01:28:13,590 --> 01:28:16,196
Who needs the steps?
We were dancing.

1696
01:28:18,331 --> 01:28:21,670
- Oh.
- You want to go home now? What do you say?

1697
01:28:21,670 --> 01:28:22,635
- I say yes.
- Okay.

1698
01:28:36,683 --> 01:28:38,151
Arthur!

1699
01:28:39,786 --> 01:28:41,621
I thought you left.

1700
01:28:42,522 --> 01:28:43,590
I did.

1701
01:28:45,725 --> 01:28:49,620
I went to the airport
to try to see you.

1702
01:28:52,665 --> 01:28:54,167
Why are you here?

1703
01:28:56,336 --> 01:28:58,380
I realized I...

1704
01:28:58,371 --> 01:29:00,407
forgot to give you back
your penny.

1705
01:29:02,475 --> 01:29:04,277
Why did you go
to the airport?

1706
01:29:05,979 --> 01:29:08,181
I realized
I wanted my penny back.

1707
01:29:08,848 --> 01:29:13,219
See, I tried to live without it
for... for the past 40 years.

1708
01:29:14,870 --> 01:29:15,722
And I didn't like it.

1709
01:29:23,463 --> 01:29:25,298
Do you want
to make a wish?

1710
01:29:26,633 --> 01:29:28,134
I do.

1711
01:29:32,305 --> 01:29:34,708
Oh, my God, you probably
killed someone.

1712
01:29:36,843 --> 01:29:38,545
There's a subroof.

1713
01:29:47,687 --> 01:29:50,290
Nancy in my office,
she's in a book club,

1714
01:29:50,290 --> 01:29:51,858
and I thought
you might like to meet her.

1715
01:29:51,858 --> 01:29:54,227
Well, that's...
that's very sweet.

1716
01:29:54,828 --> 01:29:56,663
Anyone else want
another piece of pizza?

1717
01:29:56,663 --> 01:29:57,664
I have one.

1718
01:29:58,431 --> 01:29:59,699
- Mom.
- What?

1719
01:29:59,733 --> 01:30:00,734
You're not hungry?

1720
01:30:01,701 --> 01:30:03,236
I guess not.

1721
01:30:03,236 --> 01:30:05,705
Well, I mean,
you're probably exhausted.

1722
01:30:07,107 --> 01:30:09,676
It's really not okay that you
drove here all by yourself.

1723
01:30:09,676 --> 01:30:11,845
At your age, Mom, you could
have killed somebody.

1724
01:30:11,845 --> 01:30:13,346
I really don't think so.

1725
01:30:13,346 --> 01:30:15,148
And the fact that you
don't even realize that

1726
01:30:15,148 --> 01:30:16,316
is what is so scary.

1727
01:30:16,316 --> 01:30:17,684
Oh, Jesus! Will you just...

1728
01:30:20,186 --> 01:30:22,288
Please stop, okay?

1729
01:30:23,256 --> 01:30:24,657
I mean, really!

1730
01:30:25,892 --> 01:30:27,193
Oh, my God.

1731
01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:29,195
Okay.

1732
01:30:32,465 --> 01:30:35,235
You know how proud I am
of both of you.

1733
01:30:39,739 --> 01:30:42,175
The greatest gift I think
a parent can give a child

1734
01:30:42,175 --> 01:30:43,576
is to lead by example,

1735
01:30:43,576 --> 01:30:45,879
and I don't think
I did a very good job.

1736
01:30:45,879 --> 01:30:47,180
But your father...

1737
01:30:47,180 --> 01:30:49,783
Oh, my goodness,
he was stable, wasn't he?

1738
01:30:49,783 --> 01:30:51,818
And smart and kind.

1739
01:30:51,818 --> 01:30:53,553
He was just a great dad.

1740
01:30:54,287 --> 01:30:56,790
Fine husband.
And we had a nice life.

1741
01:30:58,992 --> 01:31:02,829
But there's something...
I really have to say.

1742
01:31:07,834 --> 01:31:10,470
There's a man out there
who makes me feel things

1743
01:31:10,470 --> 01:31:12,539
that I didn't think were...

1744
01:31:13,600 --> 01:31:14,307
still possible.

1745
01:31:14,874 --> 01:31:16,643
You know what he does?
He makes me feel

1746
01:31:16,643 --> 01:31:19,412
curious and excited
about the world.

1747
01:31:19,412 --> 01:31:22,682
And maybe things with us
will go bust.

1748
01:31:22,682 --> 01:31:26,553
Maybe my feelings
will be hurt, but that's life.

1749
01:31:27,721 --> 01:31:30,223
And in spite of what
you both seem to think...

1750
01:31:30,990 --> 01:31:33,393
I'm not through
living mine just yet.

1751
01:31:33,993 --> 01:31:35,729
I have things
that I want to explore.

1752
01:31:35,729 --> 01:31:37,997
And guess what? I think
I've earned that right.

1753
01:31:37,997 --> 01:31:43,360
So it's time for all of this
to just stop, okay?

1754
01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:49,676
You both seem to have very, very
strong parenting instincts.

1755
01:31:49,676 --> 01:31:51,778
But do save it
for your children

1756
01:31:51,778 --> 01:31:55,181
because your mother
is doing just fine.

1757
01:31:57,170 --> 01:31:58,184
And...

1758
01:31:58,551 --> 01:32:00,653
I know I'm getting older.

1759
01:32:01,187 --> 01:32:03,590
But I'm still learning.

1760
01:32:03,990 --> 01:32:06,393
And one of the biggest
lessons I've learned

1761
01:32:06,393 --> 01:32:09,562
is not to be afraid
to be happy.

1762
01:32:11,398 --> 01:32:13,660
I love you both.

1763
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:16,169
But I'm not
staying here anymore.

1764
01:32:17,704 --> 01:32:19,172
Mom...

1765
01:32:22,242 --> 01:32:24,210
Mom! Mom!

1766
01:32:26,780 --> 01:32:27,947
Have fun.

1767
01:32:32,819 --> 01:32:34,287
Love you.

1768
01:32:34,287 --> 01:32:35,955
- Love you, Mom.
- Love you.

1769
01:32:43,196 --> 01:32:45,565
- Drive safe!
- Bye!

1770
01:33:33,847 --> 01:33:38,785
My inner goddess says,
"Most definitely yes."

1771
01:34:08,415 --> 01:34:10,984
Oh. Yeah, yeah,
I see the arms.