1 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:20,200 ["American Girl" by Tom Petty the Heartbreakers playing] 2 00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:28,695 ♪ Well, she was an American girl ♪ 3 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:32,298 ♪ Raised on promises 4 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,870 ♪ She couldn't help thinking that there ♪ 5 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,500 ♪ Was a little more to life 6 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,508 ♪ Somewhere else 7 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:45,612 ♪ After all, it was a great big world ♪ 8 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:49,516 ♪ With lots of places to run to ♪ 9 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:54,587 ♪ And if she had to die trying, she ♪ 10 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:58,625 ♪ Had one little promise she was gonna keep ♪ 11 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,927 ♪ Oh, yeah 12 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:02,762 ♪ All right 13 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:04,831 ♪ Take it easy, baby 14 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:07,300 - ♪ Make it last all night - ♪ Make it last all night 15 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:11,204 ♪ She was an American girl... 16 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,350 DIANE: How does a woman in her 70s 17 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,352 end up getting married? 18 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:30,900 It all started when the world shut down. 19 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,695 [song fades] 20 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:38,932 Okay. All I see here is me. 21 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,701 This is not what I want to be looking at. 22 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:43,436 Diane, you're muted. 23 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:46,439 Seriously, how do I just not see my own face this big, huh? 24 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:47,974 SHARON: You're muted. 25 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:51,511 Diane, you're muted. 26 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:53,546 Alexa, join my meeting. 27 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:54,981 AUTOMATED VOICE: Okay. 28 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,149 VIVIAN [over speaker]: Hello, ladies. 29 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,951 - SHARON: Hello. - CAROL: Hi. 30 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:01,254 Viv, have you been at Arthur's condo this whole time? 31 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:03,156 Nine days. 32 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:04,791 It's a world record. 33 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,826 - Ha! - Shar. 34 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:08,395 Are you drinking at work? 35 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:11,264 Well, technically, the courts are closed, 36 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:14,701 so it's just me and Judge Walker. 37 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,136 My restaurant's closed, too. 38 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,271 They said it might be two whole weeks. 39 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,674 DIANE: Okay, I figured it out. 40 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,475 Why am I a potato? 41 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,110 Ay, ay, ay. 42 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:26,746 Shall we talk about Normal People? 43 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:29,182 Something we have very little experience with. 44 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:32,118 DIANE: Hey. How do I stop being a potato? 45 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:34,621 DIANE: One thing's for sure: 46 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:37,190 It went on longer than anyone imagined. 47 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,459 Ah. Untamed. 48 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:42,495 The harrowing true story of Viv's nether region 49 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,165 if the waxing salon doesn't reopen soon. 50 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,330 All that's been lasered away years ago. 51 00:02:47,330 --> 00:02:48,134 DIANE: Yeah. [chuckles] 52 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:51,638 Excuse me, um, it's 7:00 p.m. 53 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:54,207 - [clattering, metallic banging] - Oh, my... 54 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:56,309 VIVIAN: Thank you, health-care workers! 55 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:59,790 - Yay. - VIVIAN: Thank you! 56 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:02,916 No one's enjoying their quarantine more than you, Viv. 57 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,918 DIANE: We stayed connected 58 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,654 and were there for each other through personal hardships. 59 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,756 Look who's home from the hospital. 60 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:12,580 Bruce, you look great. 61 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:14,594 A minor heart attack. I'm doing fine. 62 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:16,930 We're just taking it easy. 63 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,199 - No more cheeseburgers. - Mm-hmm. 64 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,800 - Oh, yeah, but look. - [Diane laughs] 65 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,937 Got these special cookies. 66 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,239 They're shaped like an aorta. 67 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:27,374 - [Diane chuckles] - SHARON: Ugh. 68 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,975 [cookie clatters] 69 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:30,543 No. 70 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:33,680 DIANE: And through professional milestones. 71 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,616 ♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪ 72 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:39,753 ♪ Which nobody can deny. 73 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,421 Ta-da. 74 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:44,324 I've already been asked to perform three weddings. 75 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:47,930 Once you take senior status, that's all you're good for. 76 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:49,950 - That's so sweet. - SHARON: It's degrading. 77 00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:51,498 I didn't go to law school so I could tell 78 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:54,434 the children of my colleagues they could kiss. 79 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,403 DIANE: And like so many people, 80 00:03:56,403 --> 00:04:00,140 the time apart gave us the opportunity to try new things. 81 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,542 [playing discordantly] 82 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,813 That was a little dark, but... 83 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:10,160 I'm pickling my own cucumbers. 84 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,584 Oh! Oh! 85 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:15,288 I have adopted a rescue parrot. 86 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,824 His name is Sylvester. 87 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:19,592 - Are you a good boy? - [squawks] 88 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,595 Sylvester's been rehomed. 89 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,664 DIANE: And forced us to deal with things 90 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:26,566 - we'd been putting off. - [Diane screams, others gasp] 91 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,302 This is all I'm keeping. 92 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:31,404 Well, good you're hanging on to that coffee can, though. 93 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:33,440 Oh. 94 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,108 This is Harry. 95 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,743 Harry? 96 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:40,413 Well, yeah, the ashes. The-the ashes of Harry. See? 97 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:43,183 Was his dying wish to be a latte? 98 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,884 You-you can't just leave him there. 99 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:46,553 Wait a minute. Do you think he's better off 100 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:48,288 on the mantel in Mitchell's bedroom? 101 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,190 VIVIAN: Probably not what your late husband imagined 102 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,492 as his eternal resting place. 103 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:54,427 Back in the box you go. 104 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:55,862 There you go. 105 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,430 No, go spread them somewhere. 106 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:59,265 Well, what am I supposed to do? 107 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:01,334 I mean, I'm just supposed to go dump him in the fields? 108 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:03,770 - He's allergic to horses. - [Vivian chuckles] 109 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,739 DIANE: For a while, it felt like 110 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,507 it was never going to end. 111 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:10,710 I liked this, but if I wanted to read a story 112 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:14,800 of a woman trapped at home, slowly going crazy, 113 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,483 I would've read my own diaries. 114 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:20,530 DIANE: But everything comes to an end at some point. 115 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,857 CAROL: We had a great run, didn't we? 116 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,859 It was the best restaurant in Brentwood. 117 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:28,294 It was the best restaurant in Los Angeles. 118 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:30,163 - Yeah, definitely. - That's true. 119 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,499 You guys are nice. 120 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:35,101 Well, I was gonna retire someday anyway. 121 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:37,470 Come join me on the other side. 122 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,939 It's boring, but it's boring. 123 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:42,750 - [laughter] - Yeah. 124 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:44,770 DIANE: Well, it had been quite an experience, 125 00:05:44,770 --> 00:05:48,181 but our time apart was finally coming to an end, 126 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:51,317 and a new journey together was about to begin. 127 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:53,386 ♪ 128 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:02,950 DIANE [singsongy]: Knock, knock! 129 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:04,664 [both laugh] 130 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,533 Oh, my God. 131 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,967 Oh! 132 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:10,700 This still feels illegal. 133 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:12,105 Oh, no. 134 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,341 Yeah. -I refuse to outlaw the hug. [chuckles] 135 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,376 What's going on here, huh? 136 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,440 Have we officially hit the stage 137 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,913 where we cover our furniture in plastic? 138 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,648 No, this is what happens when you have 139 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:23,650 - too much time on your hands. - Yeah. [chuckles] 140 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,852 I actually tried to retile the bathroom, too. 141 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:27,987 - Oh. - That did not go well. 142 00:06:27,987 --> 00:06:29,556 - No? - It's terrible. 143 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,491 - Yoo-hoo. [chuckles] - Oh! 144 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:33,660 - Judge! - Oh, please. 145 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:36,596 I'm retired, so no need for formalities. 146 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,498 -"Your Honor" is fine. - Oh. 147 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,601 I never thought I'd be this happy to hug you. Oh. 148 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:43,536 Yeah. I get that a lot. 149 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,438 Hello! 150 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,173 - Oh! Hello. - Oh, my God. 151 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:50,100 - Oh, my God. - Oh, I'm so happy to see you. 152 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:51,945 - Oh, my God. Oh, hi. - Hi. 153 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,313 Hi, sweetheart. 154 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,814 - Hi. - Aw. 155 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:57,117 - And my pal. - Hey, Slim. 156 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,852 Oh, this is so great. 157 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,254 - How are you, Slim? - I'm so excited. 158 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,123 DIANE: Viv, uh, just one question. 159 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,591 What's going on with the gloves? 160 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,459 Are you planning a jewelry heist? -[laughs] 161 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:09,696 Or maybe becoming an amateur mime? 162 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:11,264 Or even a professional mime, 163 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,866 - if you put your mind to it. - Uh-huh. 164 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,467 Now, that would be an exciting change. 165 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:19,272 Well, actually, there has been an exciting change. 166 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,741 - [others gasping] - SHARON: Oh, my. 167 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:23,176 What's going... What? 168 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,477 Oh, my God. 169 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,112 - You're engaged? - Oh, it's gorgeous. 170 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,481 - Can you believe it? - No, I can't. 171 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,150 - Vivian. - Oh, I have so many questions. 172 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,851 [laughter] 173 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:33,219 - When did this happen? - Well... 174 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,121 Wait, wait, wait. Come sit down and tell us 175 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,423 - every single thing. - We need details. 176 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:37,757 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 177 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:39,559 Oh, my God, Viv, this is amazing. 178 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:41,428 - [laughter] - Oh, no. 179 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:44,998 Oh, my God. Well, uh, it was actually... it was last night. 180 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,766 I can't believe that it was last night. 181 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:48,668 We were walking back to the apartment, 182 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:51,204 and he made some comment about proposing, 183 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,873 and I made a comment, "Well, if not now, when?" 184 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:56,760 Because in another 50 years, 185 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,346 I may not find him as attractive as I do now. 186 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,782 And right then, we were in front of a jewelry store. 187 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:05,251 And before I know it, we're in the store, 188 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,253 saying, "Should we do this? 189 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:09,756 I mean, should we get married?" 190 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:11,358 - And we are! - [others exclaiming, laughing] 191 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:14,600 - Oh, my God. Oh! - We are. 192 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,695 - Please. - Oh. 193 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:17,497 To Viv and Arthur. 194 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,199 Oh, thank you. 195 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:20,667 - Cheers. - Oh, beautiful. 196 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,935 Thank you, my pals. 197 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,536 So, do you have a date yet? 198 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:25,105 Oh, I think I'll go with Arthur. 199 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,673 What? 200 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,341 As my date. 201 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,909 Do we have to laugh at her bad jokes 202 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:31,111 - since she's the bride? - No, well, I think we do. 203 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,245 - I think that's the rule. - Yeah. 204 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,713 Sharon is correct. 205 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:35,810 [laughter] 206 00:08:35,810 --> 00:08:36,516 Look at you. 207 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,685 - Is this new? - Well, it is to me. 208 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:45,492 I found it in the back seat of my car. Finders keepers. 209 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,560 - [laughter] - Oh, my God. 210 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:50,630 I really don't understand how you make that work. 211 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,732 Well, now you know why she keeps having to get her hip replaced. 212 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:55,802 People with mechanical knees should not throw stones. 213 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,237 [laughter] 214 00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,407 - Oh. Oh, my God, you guys. - What? What? 215 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:05,245 I have to show you what I found when I was cleaning up. 216 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,947 Cleaning up? What did it look like before? 217 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,683 Look. I think it's an omen. 218 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,251 An omen? 219 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:14,421 This is from the trip that never was. 220 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,589 Remember, we were all gonna go to Italy. 221 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:17,957 [gasping]: Oh. 222 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:19,659 SHARON: Oh, Italy. 223 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:21,428 - CAROL: Right? - SHARON: Oh, my God. 224 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,229 Our dream vacation, before, of course, 225 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,331 I got pregnant and ruined everything. 226 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,600 - Pan Am? - [laughter] 227 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,269 Can you believe that one of these 228 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,104 used to get us on a plane? 229 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,606 I can't even look at those. 230 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,709 "Surprise Gianni. 231 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,877 Taste his magical meatballs again." 232 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:39,245 Oh. 233 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,181 -"Do not live in fear." - Oh, God. 234 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,716 Okay, that's not... 235 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,984 -"Taste his magical meatballs"? - Shh! 236 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:47,320 "Do not live in fear"? How big are they? 237 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,155 - [laughter] - Oh, Gianni. 238 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,557 Who is Gianni? 239 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:52,325 Okay, he was the Italian hottie 240 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:55,695 from my cooking school a million trillion years ago. 241 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,464 Probably fat and bald now. 242 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:59,432 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Don't ruin my memories. 243 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,900 - Anyway, that's not the point. - [chuckles] 244 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,503 - The point is I found this. - Yeah. 245 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:06,139 The travel ban is lifted, 246 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,308 and I think we should all go to Italy. 247 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,443 Italy? Whoa. 248 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,450 I mean, I barely made it here. 249 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:14,214 Yeah, I-I-I can't go anywhere, right? 250 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,616 I'm a newly engaged woman, remember? 251 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,718 Oh, that-that's it. 252 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:21,187 We'll make it Viv's bachelorette. 253 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:23,356 Oh, I literally just got chill bumps. 254 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,191 It's perfect. 255 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,660 You want us to run around Italy like a bunch of teenagers? 256 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:31,631 The book says ignoring the signs is what ruins a life. 257 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,234 - We can't reject our destiny. - Yeah. 258 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,736 I love the idea of drinking Italian wine 259 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,738 and celebrating Vivian, 260 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,207 but can't we just do that from here? 261 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,243 I'm with Shar. 262 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,979 You know, it-it doesn't feel right leaving Arthur right now. 263 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,682 And my little Ginsburger has not been feeling well. 264 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,917 I don't feel good about leaving her, either. -Mm. 265 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,687 You know that we might never have a chance 266 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,890 to do something like this again. 267 00:10:57,570 --> 00:10:59,590 Such is fate. 268 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,395 ARTHUR: A bachelorette? 269 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:05,331 And you said you didn't want to go because of me? 270 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,201 No. Well, I mean, yeah, that's what I said, 271 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,402 but not because of you. 272 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,804 Because of us. 273 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,372 - Well... - You know, our relationship. 274 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,507 Well, that's not right. 275 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,711 Not because of "our relationship." 276 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,145 Because of our engagement. 277 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,815 I mean, my point was we're engaged, 278 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,416 so if I'm gonna run off to Italy, 279 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,151 - it should be with you. - [laughs] 280 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,787 Well, I'd love that, but just 'cause we're engaged 281 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,390 doesn't mean you can't go on a trip with your best friends. 282 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,891 Really? 283 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,526 Viv, Jesus Christ. 284 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,395 Actually, that is Saint Christopher. 285 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,730 Oh, God. 286 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,565 He's the patron saint of travel. 287 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,400 So, if you're planning a trip, 288 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,602 well, this is the right place to start. 289 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,838 - How about that for a sign? - Wow. 290 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,539 [chuckles] 291 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,908 - [phone ringing] - Oh, boy. 292 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:55,248 Hello. You've reached the home of the retired and gifted. 293 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,150 [hushed]: So... 294 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,919 we need to go to Italy. 295 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,589 Why are you saying that? I already told you I can't go. 296 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,257 I wanted to score a few points 297 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,859 by telling Arthur that I wasn't gonna go 298 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,128 because I'm being sensitive to his feelings 299 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,196 now that we're "en-fianced." 300 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,998 That's not a word. 301 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,900 "En-fianced," "a-fianced." 302 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,269 - I-I don't know. - [church organ playing] 303 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,738 Where are you? 304 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,440 I'm in a church. 305 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,342 You're in a church? 306 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,770 We're looking for a venue for the wedding. 307 00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:27,130 You're going to get married in a church? 308 00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:29,616 Hope they don't run a background check. 309 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,451 I'm shocked you didn't burst into flames 310 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,286 as you crossed the threshold. 311 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,889 The point is, Sharon, now if we don't go, 312 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,657 he'll think I think he was testing me 313 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,959 and that I don't think he actually thinks we should go. 314 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,961 I-I think you're overthinking this. 315 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,463 I don't think so. 316 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,432 - I think we need to go. - SHARON: Ginsie. 317 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,670 - Honey, it's Sharon. Say hi. - Ginsie. 318 00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:48,668 Oh, hey. Hi, Sharon. 319 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,670 I'm excited about your trip to Italy. 320 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,305 Oh, my God. 321 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,307 Oh, shit. 322 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:58,111 Oh, Sh-Sharon, y-you're on speaker in a church. 323 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,646 Ginsie. 324 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,881 Jesus ****ing Christ. 325 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,917 Uh, I'll call you back. 326 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,821 It's another omen. 327 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,489 DIANE [over phone]: I don't understand. 328 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,257 Dead like dead-dead? 329 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,893 Yes. What other kind of dead is there? 330 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,662 Don't cats have nine lives? 331 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,997 Ho-Hold on. Sharon's coming. 332 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,234 They think it was just old age. 333 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:24,904 It's unnatural for your child to go before you. 334 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,373 Aw, honey. 335 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,375 - Honey, I'm so sorry. - Oh. 336 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,477 Well, I'm-I'm just on with Diane. 337 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,845 I'll put her on speaker. 338 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,246 Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, no, no. 339 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,681 I would just say the wrong thing. 340 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,149 Hi, Di. 341 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,953 No, even my name is wrong at a time like this. 342 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,155 I think this might be an omen. 343 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,959 Yes, the universe is conspiring. 344 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,394 I mean, is... Oh, God. 345 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,162 Is it? Is it really? 346 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:53,233 And even if it's not, I say we discuss it in Italy. 347 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,267 Are you serious? 348 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,503 I'm retired. My cat is dead. 349 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,738 We're talking about going to the top 350 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,740 wine-producing country in the world. 351 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,176 Yes, I'm serious. 352 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,611 Let's do this. 353 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,546 I'm looping in Viv. 354 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,249 We have to go to Italy. 355 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,950 DIANE: You're in, too? 356 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,519 Didn't Sharon tell you what happened? 357 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,388 - About her cat? - No. Arthur. 358 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,123 Oh, God. Did he die, too? 359 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,692 Diane. 360 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,694 I was worried there was a theme. 361 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,396 He thinks it would be wrong for us not to go. 362 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,298 I mean, is that sweet or what? 363 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,200 You should marry that guy. 364 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,535 And I will. 365 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,537 But first, Italy. 366 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,772 - MITCHELL: Can you believe it? - [sighs] 367 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,741 You're on your way to Tuscany. 368 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,770 Ugh. God. 369 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:39,179 -"Ugh"? - Ugh, I know. 370 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,314 You're the first person in the world to "ugh" Tuscany. 371 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,616 I wasn't "ugh-ing" Tuscany. 372 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,151 Ah, nice try. 373 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,586 There's just an absurdity to the whole thing. 374 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,922 A bachelorette trip? What are we doing? 375 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,724 Well, Vivian's getting married. 376 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,930 Which is, you know, a little bit nuts. 377 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:55,929 I think it's very romantic. 378 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,497 But it's also nuts. 379 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,650 [laughing]: You got to admit that. 380 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,800 Well, you're the one who's been married before. 381 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,868 You tell me. 382 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,303 No, no. I was pregnant. 383 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,471 It's different. 384 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,473 Oh, that's so romantic. 385 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:09,109 Not as romantic as never getting married at all. 386 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,345 - [laughs] - Hello? 387 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,913 One little goodbye kiss, maybe? 388 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,181 - A little goodbye... - Maybe one. 389 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,683 [laughs]: Oh, excited. 390 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,255 Love you. 391 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,890 ♪ Now it's hey, mambo 392 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,725 ♪ Mambo italiano 393 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,270 ♪ Hey, mambo 394 00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:28,995 ♪ Mambo italiano 395 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,897 ♪ Go, go, Joe 396 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,198 ♪ You mixed-up siciliano 397 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:33,900 ♪ All you calabrese 398 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,169 ♪ Do the mambo like-alà and ♪ 399 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,271 ♪ Hey, goombah 400 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,641 ♪ I love-a how you dance rumba 401 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,210 ♪ But take-a some advice, paisano ♪ 402 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,790 ♪ Learn how to mambo 403 00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:47,914 ♪ If you're gonna be a square 404 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,916 ♪ You're never gonna go nowhere ♪ 405 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,284 ♪ Hey, mambo 406 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,453 ♪ Mambo italiano 407 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,880 ♪ Hey, mambo 408 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,923 ♪ Hey, mambo italiano 409 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:59,592 ♪ Go, go, Joe, shake-a like a Giovanno ♪ 410 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,194 ♪ Hello, che si dice? 411 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,363 ♪ Get-a happy in the feets-a 412 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:09,169 ♪ When you mambo italiano 413 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,175 ♪ Hey, mambo 414 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,776 ♪ Mambo italiano 415 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,440 ♪ Hey, mambo... 416 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,913 DIANE: Look at this place. 417 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,815 I can't believe we're actually here. 418 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,750 CAROL: I love this city. 419 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,453 - Rome. Roma. - [bell tolling] 420 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,823 And not just because I had due proseccos at lunch. 421 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,691 - [laughter] - Yeah, sure. 422 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:36,663 Me, too. I love anything that's falling apart more than I am. 423 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,264 - [laughter] - You know, 424 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,330 it's amazing, though, isn't it, 425 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:41,801 how many tourists there are in the world? 426 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,603 Well, wait a minute. We're tourists. 427 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,105 - Yes, but we're different. - Oh. 428 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,940 - We're not so obvious. - Yeah. 429 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:51,440 No, no, no. Judge's fanny pack screams, "I'm a local." 430 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,813 - It's called a waist wallet. - Oh. 431 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,615 Oh, well, that changes everything. -[laughs] 432 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,218 Yeah, and it's not just fashion. 433 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:01,121 - It's also functional. - No. Ah... 434 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,560 Hey, is it time? 435 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,691 - What? - Oh, yeah. No, no. 436 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,860 - It is time. - Okay. 437 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,528 - What? - Uh-huh. 438 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,631 - Oh, yes. - Let's do it. 439 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,666 - Oh, my God, you... - Yes, yes! 440 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,268 Oh, I can't believe you guys. 441 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:19,372 Well, believe it, because this is your bachelorette. 442 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,700 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 443 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:22,976 And we're not gonna let you forget it, okay? 444 00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:24,678 - Oh, and there's a veil. - Oh. Oh, yeah. 445 00:17:24,678 --> 00:17:26,146 Oh, my Lord. 446 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,313 - Congratulations to the bride! - There you go. 447 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,648 Oh, thank you. 448 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,160 - Thank you, thank you. - Thank you. 449 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,180 Oh, God, you look so great. 450 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:33,853 - You look perfect. - [squeals, laughs] 451 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,220 VIVIAN: I look like a crossing guard in this. 452 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:38,825 No, crossing guards wear vests now. 453 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,940 - [speaking Italian] - ["Sono Bugiarda" playing] 454 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:45,865 What did he say? 455 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,534 I'm-I'm trying... I'm trying to translate here. 456 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,869 Oh, okay, "vecchie." It means "old." 457 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,271 - What? - Yeah. 458 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,606 - Oh. - He called us old? 459 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,775 He basically called us an old fruit. 460 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,277 - [gasps] - Oh, my... 461 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,450 I'm gonna cause an international incident. 462 00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:01,348 - Wait. "Dolce" means "sweet." - Yeah. What? 463 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:05,785 Okay. "The older the vines, the sweeter the fruit." 464 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,788 - Oh! - [laughter, muttering] 465 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,424 - Yes, we've still got it. - Look at us. 466 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,892 Yeah, we got it. 467 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,561 The question is: What are we gonna do with it? 468 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,290 Well, this is a bachelorette party, 469 00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:17,430 - so you know what that means. - Okay. 470 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,334 [Sharon sighs] 471 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,103 I really need a pedicure. 472 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:28,775 "I lost my hand!" 473 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,910 Nic Cage, Moonstruck. 474 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,515 [laughter] 475 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,219 Wait a minute. Are you spying on him? 476 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,854 No, no, I got an alert. 477 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,956 There was movement in the kitchen. 478 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,592 Bacon? 479 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,727 Oh, God. He can't... 480 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,396 What, is he insane? 481 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,364 - Oh, uno momen... - Bruce! 482 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:54,467 [yells, whimpers] 483 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,770 Carol, you scared the hell out of me. 484 00:18:56,770 --> 00:19:00,874 Bruce, you know you're not allowed to eat bacon. 485 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,942 No, no, it's not what it looks like. 486 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,345 It looks like you're hiding bacon behind your back. 487 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,347 Wrong. 488 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,215 No bacon. 489 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,187 CAROL: I see you, Bruce. 490 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,655 [sighs] 491 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,956 [song fades] 492 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,491 - Oh, oh. - [gasping] 493 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:22,262 - Oh... Oh, whoa. - Wow. 494 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,970 [chuckling] 495 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,634 I've never seen anything like it. 496 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,103 I'm so glad we did this. 497 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:31,438 - DIANE: Me, too. - VIVIAN: Aw. 498 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,373 - CAROL [chuckles]: Me, too. - Mwah. 499 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,577 DIANE: Oh, look. Here we go. 500 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,212 This is Via dei Coronari. 501 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:42,820 - Oh. - What's Via dei Coronari? 502 00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:44,417 - This road. - So? 503 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:47,253 So it's-it's beautiful and we're taking it. 504 00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:50,123 Wha... I don't think there's an ugly street 505 00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:51,658 - in this entire city, is there? - No. 506 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,460 - No. Right. - I don't think so. 507 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,228 - Ah, and-and look. - Oh. 508 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,465 Is it a sign? 509 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,933 Oh, I think it is. 510 00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:02,969 I think it is definitely a sign. 511 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,804 [doorbell buzzing] 512 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,873 That is a sign, literally. 513 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,274 "Chiuso." Closed. 514 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,410 - Oh, shucks. [laughs] - Hmm. 515 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,680 [speaking Italian] 516 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,283 And you must be the bride. 517 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,853 - Well, how did you know? - [laughing] 518 00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:23,757 What did you gals do? 519 00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:27,394 DONATO: Welcome to my humble little factory. 520 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,396 - VIVIAN [chuckling]: Wow. - DONATO: Grazie. 521 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,164 - Wow. - Oh. Whoa. 522 00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:32,465 Oh, my gosh. 523 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,100 So, describe to me the dress. 524 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,570 Tell me anything that comes to your mind. 525 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,773 ***y but traditional. 526 00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:41,641 ***y. Naturalmente, of course. 527 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,344 - No, and timeless. - SHARON: That's a good call. 528 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,312 The last thing you want when you look back 529 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,140 at your photos 50 years from now 530 00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:50,784 is to wonder, "What the hell was I thinking?" 531 00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:52,485 - [laughing]: Right. - [laughter] 532 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,587 Ciao. Can I interest anyone in a prosecco? 533 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,560 - Yes, you bet. - Yes. 534 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,758 Me, and you should be interested, too. 535 00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,893 Oh, yeah. 536 00:20:59,893 --> 00:21:01,461 [laughter] 537 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:04,300 Well, uh, let's have some fun, girls, huh? 538 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,865 To fun. 539 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,501 ["Ciao Ciao" by La Rappresentante di Lista plays] 540 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,238 - Oh, gorgeous. Oh. - [laughter, gasping] 541 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,242 [Donato speaks Italian] 542 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,244 Is this it? 543 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,446 Whoa. Whoa, whoa. 544 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,548 You don't pick the first one. 545 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,616 You're not getting off that easily. 546 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,486 - It's too bridal. - Mmm. 547 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,654 Next. 548 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,393 You look like Hugh Hefner. 549 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,928 It's not bridal enough. 550 00:21:34,928 --> 00:21:35,995 I think you should change. 551 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,263 CAROL: Next. 552 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,265 Thank you so much. 553 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:48,274 God, I'd like to serve you for Christmas dinner. 554 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,776 [laughing]: Oh, my God. 555 00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:52,278 - Okay. Less bird. Next. - Mm-hmm. 556 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,147 Someone else next. 557 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,349 Fine. When in Rome. 558 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,351 I'm not putting on one other thing 559 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:00,720 until you're all in couture. 560 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,423 You're not getting out of this. 561 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,825 Correction: I'm not getting into this. 562 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,427 Grace. 563 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,996 [speaking Italian] 564 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,732 - You know... - Siì. I know just the one. 565 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,100 [blows] 566 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,300 Ta-da. 567 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,805 DIANE: Oh, my... Oh. 568 00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:21,975 I feel like I just escaped from the trunk of a Cadillac. 569 00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:24,244 [laughter] 570 00:22:24,244 --> 00:22:26,846 [others gasping] 571 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,315 - CAROL: Judge, looking good. - [chuckles] 572 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:32,619 Yeah, if I were at a Renaissance fair. 573 00:22:33,887 --> 00:22:36,523 - Oh, Diane, look. - [gasps] 574 00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:42,280 I literally thought that was you. 575 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,264 - I love that. - It's... [groans] 576 00:22:44,264 --> 00:22:46,866 So, what do you think? 577 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,435 - That I don't like you. - [Donato chuckles] 578 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,971 - VIVIAN: Aw. - CAROL: Holy moly. 579 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,707 - Gorgeous. - Oh, Diane. 580 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,476 You look more like you than you ever have. -[chuckles] 581 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,780 We are sending 582 00:22:58,780 --> 00:22:59,779 - a picture of this to Mitchell. - [camera clicks] 583 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:02,282 No, no, no, no. Wait a minute. Are you nuts? 584 00:23:02,282 --> 00:23:04,150 - Too late. - Please don't send it. 585 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,785 Sharon, un-send it. 586 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,321 Just because I know how to not make myself a potato 587 00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:10,457 doesn't mean I'm Steve Jobs. 588 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,459 - [speaking Italian] - I mean... 589 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,661 Another one for the bride-to-be. 590 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,363 Okay, I need more drink. 591 00:23:16,363 --> 00:23:18,310 - [laughing] - Oh, my God. 592 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,668 [gasps] Whoa. 593 00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:23,770 - SHARON: Whoa. - DIANE: Oh, no way. 594 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:26,573 Slim, yowza. 595 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,475 Oh, my God, I'd marry you. 596 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:30,877 Oh, my gosh, Viv, it's stunning. 597 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:36,820 Is it how you always imagined yourself as a bride? 598 00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:38,518 I never imagined myself as a bride. -[chuckles] 599 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:40,520 Which is funny because 600 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,230 we always hosted weddings at the Quinn-Henry, 601 00:23:43,230 --> 00:23:45,759 but I never imagined my own. 602 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:46,960 Hmm. 603 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,132 How does it feel? 604 00:23:52,132 --> 00:23:54,340 Mm, I love the fabric. 605 00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:55,769 I know. [speaks Italian] 606 00:23:55,769 --> 00:23:59,539 It's the finest, but... how do you feel? 607 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:02,142 Is this the right one? 608 00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:07,547 What do you think? 609 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,149 It's perfect. 610 00:24:09,149 --> 00:24:11,284 - Yeah? - Truly, truly stunning. 611 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,354 We'll take it. 612 00:24:14,354 --> 00:24:15,655 EÈ bellissima. 613 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,724 [chuckles] Yes. 614 00:24:18,992 --> 00:24:21,161 - DIANE: Hey! Yeah. - SHARON: Here they are. 615 00:24:21,161 --> 00:24:23,363 CAROL: Oh, what'd you get? 616 00:24:23,363 --> 00:24:25,432 VIVIAN: Do you know that Mitchell's real name 617 00:24:25,432 --> 00:24:26,800 is Michelangelo? 618 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,301 - SHARON: Oh. - VIVIAN: And... 619 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:32,720 Arturo. It's a much ***ier name than Arthur, right? 620 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:33,273 SHARON: Oh. 621 00:24:33,273 --> 00:24:35,675 Everything is ***ier in Italy. 622 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,944 Well, I know I am. 623 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:39,646 - Right, Giuseppe? - Of course. 624 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,414 - [laughter] - [cell phone dinging] 625 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,584 Oh, God. 626 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,453 Mitchell. 627 00:24:46,453 --> 00:24:48,321 Because you sent him that picture. 628 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:50,523 - What? Let... - DIANE: What? 629 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,559 "A true work of art. 630 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:54,761 And the dress ain't bad, either." 631 00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:57,263 - [laughing] - Oh, great line. 632 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:59,432 This guy. Oh, God. 633 00:24:59,432 --> 00:25:00,834 Aw. 634 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:02,569 - Hey, cheers. - Hey, cheers is right. 635 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:04,571 - Cheers. -Cheers. - Here we go. 636 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:06,740 Rome is a great walking city, 637 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:09,609 but it's an even better sit-down-and-drink-wine city. 638 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:10,910 So true. 639 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,445 I think you say that about every city. 640 00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:14,848 What? No, e-every city is not good for walking. 641 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,182 Oh. 642 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,617 The best walking city is Venezia. 643 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:21,540 [gasps] Oh, I love Venice. 644 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:25,692 Sh... Should we go? 645 00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:27,994 - To Venice? - To... 646 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,596 - [speaks Italian] Of course. - Yeah? 647 00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:31,564 Going to Venezia is never the wrong decision. 648 00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:32,899 - Yeah. - DIANE: Oh. 649 00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:34,467 I-I have a friend with a great hotel there. 650 00:25:34,467 --> 00:25:36,469 Where do you not have a friend with a hotel? 651 00:25:36,469 --> 00:25:38,304 - Well, not many places. - [laughter] 652 00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:39,806 Well, I-I think we should 653 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:42,175 just stay the course and go to Tuscany. 654 00:25:42,175 --> 00:25:45,110 Venice is the most special city in the world. 655 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,646 The treasure of Italy. 656 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:49,883 -"The treasure of Italy." - DIANE: Uh... 657 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:53,787 Wasn't the guy in The Alchemist searching for treasure? 658 00:25:53,787 --> 00:25:56,656 This is the universe telling us we should go. 659 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:59,926 Or is it a street artist telling us to go? 660 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:01,661 I mean, no offense, obviously. 661 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,960 I say it's a sign. 662 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,465 And it's my bachelorette, remember? 663 00:26:05,465 --> 00:26:06,766 DIANE: Mm-hmm. 664 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:10,370 Judge, do you maybe want to overrule this? 665 00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:12,906 Nonsense. I'm the one wearing the sash, 666 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:15,675 so what I say goes. 667 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:18,845 New plan: Andiamo a Venezia. 668 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:20,413 - Uh-huh. - Ah. 669 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:23,950 Is there room in this new plan for sleeping? 670 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:26,820 Is 6:00 p.m. an appropriate bachelorette bedtime? 671 00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:28,540 - Definitely. - Really? 672 00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,256 - Very standard, actually. - Okay. 673 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,225 Tomorrow, we leave early in the morning. 674 00:26:32,225 --> 00:26:33,660 Bellissima. 675 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:36,696 For the beautiful woman. 676 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:38,932 - [women gasping] - CAROL: Oh, wow. 677 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,767 You really are ***ier in Italy. 678 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,569 It-it's like looking in a mirror. 679 00:26:42,569 --> 00:26:43,770 VIVIAN: Yeah. 680 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,271 [laughter] 681 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,673 GIUSEPPE: Thank you. 682 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:48,808 ♪ 683 00:26:59,152 --> 00:27:02,555 Thank you. Grazie. Thank you. 684 00:27:02,555 --> 00:27:05,859 - Let's see. Where is Venice? - Oh, I don't... 685 00:27:05,859 --> 00:27:07,994 - We're going... - Oh, wow. 686 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,596 - [man speaks Italian] - Oh, hi. 687 00:27:09,596 --> 00:27:11,131 - Prima classe? - Siì. 688 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:12,332 - Yeah. - Yeah, for sure. 689 00:27:12,332 --> 00:27:13,600 Yeah, first class. 690 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,868 Where you going? 691 00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:16,603 - Venice. - Ah, Venezia. 692 00:27:16,603 --> 00:27:18,538 [speaking Italian] 693 00:27:18,538 --> 00:27:20,400 We'll help you with the luggage. 694 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,141 Allow us, please. 695 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,275 - We'll help you. - Thank you. 696 00:27:22,275 --> 00:27:24,277 - Oh. - Yeah. 697 00:27:24,277 --> 00:27:26,713 Venezia. Uh, plenty of time. 698 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:27,981 - Yeah. - Oh. 699 00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:29,349 Well, that's very kind. 700 00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:31,170 Thank you. This is for both of you. 701 00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:32,719 Thank you so much. 702 00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:35,155 ♪ 703 00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,723 - Where's Venezia? - See it? 704 00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:38,358 - You see Venice? - I can't read any of that. 705 00:27:38,358 --> 00:27:39,559 There's Venezia. 706 00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:42,262 ♪ 707 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,788 [snoring softly] 708 00:28:11,725 --> 00:28:14,461 [speaking Italian] 709 00:28:18,398 --> 00:28:19,966 Benvenute a Venezia. 710 00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:21,340 - Thank you. - Thank you. 711 00:28:21,340 --> 00:28:22,168 - Grazie. - Thank you. 712 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,536 - Prego. - Grazie. 713 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:24,904 - Boy. - [Vivian groans] 714 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:26,206 - Come on, everybody. - Okay. Yeah. 715 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:27,507 - All right. - Good. 716 00:28:27,507 --> 00:28:28,908 Diane, can you hand me my purse? 717 00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:30,543 Oh, wait a minute. 718 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:32,178 Um, no. 719 00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:34,114 Oh, my God, I don't see... It's-it's not up here. 720 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,217 Well, where is it? 721 00:28:38,418 --> 00:28:39,953 - DIANE: Um... Oh. - [speaks Italian] 722 00:28:39,953 --> 00:28:41,187 Everything okay? 723 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:42,622 I can't find my purse. 724 00:28:42,622 --> 00:28:44,570 I've got mine. 725 00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:46,359 But now is not the time to gloat. 726 00:28:46,359 --> 00:28:47,894 DIANE: Do you think it was stolen? 727 00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:49,496 I didn't see anyone come through. 728 00:28:49,496 --> 00:28:51,831 Yeah, Carol, are you sure you put it up here? 729 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:53,666 - Mm-hmm. - I-I... I thought I did. 730 00:28:53,666 --> 00:28:55,268 Oh, God. 731 00:28:55,268 --> 00:28:56,970 Ah. Aha. Aha. 732 00:28:56,970 --> 00:28:58,238 Wait. Wait. 733 00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:00,640 - DIANE: Oh. - CAROL: Oh. 734 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,543 Thank you. Thank you. 735 00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:05,812 I was so nervous that we'd been robbed. 736 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:08,815 Uh, sir, where can we find our checked bags? 737 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:11,170 What do you mean, "checked bags"? 738 00:29:11,170 --> 00:29:14,521 Oh, the ones that we gave to the porters in Rome. 739 00:29:15,655 --> 00:29:18,358 I'm sorry, but we don't have any porters. 740 00:29:20,694 --> 00:29:22,262 - Uh... - Uh... 741 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:25,432 Wh-When did you get rid of the porters? 742 00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:29,736 1976. 743 00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:36,420 [announcement in Italian] 744 00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:37,711 VIVIAN: No wonder the porters 745 00:29:37,711 --> 00:29:39,679 were so surprised when I gave them a tip. 746 00:29:39,679 --> 00:29:41,981 Well, it's probably not every day 747 00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:44,551 that someone gives them cash to steal their luggage. 748 00:29:44,551 --> 00:29:46,286 DIANE: Yeah, I just can't believe this. 749 00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:48,855 I can't lose that bag. 750 00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,690 Well, I know it's annoying, honey, 751 00:29:50,690 --> 00:29:52,459 but it's not the end of the world. 752 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:54,194 You don't understand. 753 00:29:54,194 --> 00:29:56,429 It might be good to get you some fresh clothes. 754 00:29:56,429 --> 00:29:58,431 Everything is replaceable. 755 00:29:58,431 --> 00:30:00,300 No, not everything is. No. 756 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:03,770 Okay, Diane, I think you're blowing this out of proportion. 757 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:08,208 Harry's ashes are in the bag. 758 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:14,214 - What?! Oh, God. - DIANE: Yeah. 759 00:30:14,214 --> 00:30:18,785 You brought Harry's ashes to a bachelorette party? 760 00:30:18,785 --> 00:30:20,920 - Are you nuts? - DIANE: You're the one 761 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,989 that said I shouldn't leave him in the closet. 762 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:24,290 So you brought him to Italy? 763 00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:26,726 In a checked bag? 764 00:30:26,726 --> 00:30:29,950 - Like a serial killer. - Is that even legal? 765 00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:30,430 You're asking me? 766 00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:31,931 - Oh, buongiorno. - Oh, yes. 767 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:34,300 - Buongiorno. - CAROL: Oh, buongiorno. 768 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,202 - VIVIAN: Yeah. - DIANE: Hi. 769 00:30:37,370 --> 00:30:41,207 So, we have made the report. 770 00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:45,111 Okay, and, uh... 771 00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:48,915 If, uh, anything turns up, we will let you know. 772 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:51,117 That's it? Because we've been sitting here for two hours, 773 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:52,552 and that's all we're gonna get? 774 00:30:52,552 --> 00:30:56,560 No, that is not all. 775 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,223 Uh-huh. 776 00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:59,659 I feel very bad for you. Please. 777 00:30:59,659 --> 00:31:01,628 Oh, you feel bad for us? 778 00:31:01,628 --> 00:31:04,264 We don't need a man to take pity on us. 779 00:31:04,264 --> 00:31:07,233 No, your lazy police work is more than sufficient. 780 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:08,501 Um... 781 00:31:09,502 --> 00:31:10,804 I'm just curious. 782 00:31:10,804 --> 00:31:13,673 Hypothetically, if you do find the bags, 783 00:31:13,673 --> 00:31:16,760 will you be going through them? 784 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,411 I don't typically make it a habit... 785 00:31:18,411 --> 00:31:19,713 Oh. 786 00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:21,470 ...to go through a lady's belongings. 787 00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:23,116 Oh, that's great. Okay, good. 788 00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:25,285 All right. And thanks again. Thank you. 789 00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:29,589 Wait, signora. 790 00:31:30,857 --> 00:31:32,125 Your dress. 791 00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:34,600 Oh. Oh, God. Shoot. Yes. 792 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:35,862 That's my dress. Thank you so much. 793 00:31:35,862 --> 00:31:37,364 Are you here for a wedding? 794 00:31:37,364 --> 00:31:39,799 No, it-it's a bachelorette trip, 795 00:31:39,799 --> 00:31:42,102 but my friends took me dress shopping in Rome. 796 00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:44,104 - Such nice friends you have. - [chuckling]: Yes. 797 00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:45,438 Even the critical one. 798 00:31:45,438 --> 00:31:47,173 [sighs] 799 00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:48,875 Yeah, well... 800 00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:50,677 Signora, per favore. 801 00:31:50,677 --> 00:31:51,878 Before you go. 802 00:31:52,846 --> 00:31:54,447 Take this. 803 00:31:54,447 --> 00:31:57,384 So we don't have to see each other again. 804 00:31:57,384 --> 00:31:58,985 Well, thanks. 805 00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:03,123 This is tremendously helpful at this point. 806 00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:08,561 SHARON: Well, it's definitely not legal. 807 00:32:08,561 --> 00:32:11,297 - That's for sure. - What were you thinking? 808 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:13,199 I was just trying to do a nice thing. 809 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:15,902 I mean, he always wanted to visit Italy. 810 00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:17,771 - Aw. - It's a sweet idea. 811 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:20,106 - Thanks. - Also crazy. 812 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:22,275 Yeah, I can see that now. 813 00:32:22,275 --> 00:32:25,110 On the bright side, it's much easier walking 814 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,470 without dragging your luggage. 815 00:32:27,470 --> 00:32:29,490 Speak for yourself. 816 00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:30,650 This is like a... 817 00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:33,720 a full upper-body routine carrying this thing. 818 00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:37,230 CAROL: So, remember that part in The Alchemist 819 00:32:37,230 --> 00:32:39,893 where the guy gets robbed and loses everything? 820 00:32:39,893 --> 00:32:41,194 Yeah. 821 00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:43,290 I have no empathy for him at this point. 822 00:32:43,290 --> 00:32:44,431 Yeah, neither do I. 823 00:32:44,431 --> 00:32:46,332 Well, he said he had a choice to make. 824 00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:49,200 He could either see himself as a victim of a thief... 825 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,370 SHARON: Or see himself as an adventurer 826 00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:52,505 in search of a treasure. 827 00:32:52,505 --> 00:32:54,307 Yeah, but we are victims of a thief. 828 00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:57,143 But we are also adventurers. 829 00:32:57,143 --> 00:32:59,245 ♪ 830 00:33:19,399 --> 00:33:21,501 ♪ 831 00:33:34,948 --> 00:33:37,350 ♪ 832 00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:46,860 [indistinct chatter] 833 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:50,630 VIVIAN: Ciao, Sofia. 834 00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:52,365 DIANE: Ciao. Ciao. 835 00:33:52,365 --> 00:33:54,100 SOFIA: Welcome back. 836 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:57,504 Ladies, let me assure you, you're in good hands now. 837 00:33:57,504 --> 00:33:59,973 There is nothing my uncle wouldn't do for this woman. 838 00:33:59,973 --> 00:34:01,941 - Oh, that's very sweet. - Well, it's true. 839 00:34:01,941 --> 00:34:03,677 And you're in luck because the wedding 840 00:34:03,677 --> 00:34:06,112 we were supposed to throw this weekend canceled, 841 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:08,381 so our best rooms are available. 842 00:34:08,381 --> 00:34:10,650 The wedding was canceled? 843 00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:12,886 Yeah. It was very dramatic. 844 00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:16,523 Screaming and crying, and the dress on fire. 845 00:34:16,523 --> 00:34:17,991 - Oh. - Yeah. 846 00:34:17,991 --> 00:34:19,325 But this is our boutique. 847 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:21,594 I've let them know to expect you. 848 00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:24,970 I've got the same thing in blue. 849 00:34:24,970 --> 00:34:25,665 - Oh. - [chuckles] 850 00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:28,168 Here are your keys. 851 00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:29,602 I'm sure you're exhausted. 852 00:34:29,602 --> 00:34:31,271 Thank you. 853 00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:33,673 When you see your uncle, please give him my very best. 854 00:34:33,673 --> 00:34:35,275 Of course. 855 00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:36,976 And please, if there is anything else you need, 856 00:34:36,976 --> 00:34:38,445 - don't hesitate to ask. - DIANE: Thank you. 857 00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:39,679 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 858 00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:40,847 - Ciao. - Ciao. 859 00:34:40,847 --> 00:34:42,182 Yeah. 860 00:34:42,182 --> 00:34:44,150 Nothing her uncle wouldn't do for you, huh? 861 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:46,486 Well, there was a time 15 years ago 862 00:34:46,486 --> 00:34:49,322 when there was nothing I wouldn't have done for him... 863 00:34:49,322 --> 00:34:51,240 ***ually. 864 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:52,892 Well, thank you for clarifying. 865 00:34:52,892 --> 00:34:55,428 Well, if you must know, he's why I got my knee replaced. 866 00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:57,564 - Oh, boy. - Such commitment. 867 00:34:57,564 --> 00:34:59,299 Such sacrifice. 868 00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:01,568 Mm, she's a modern-day Mother Teresa. 869 00:35:01,568 --> 00:35:03,603 That's the part of Mother Teresa's story 870 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:05,705 they don't tell you about. 871 00:35:05,705 --> 00:35:07,707 She wasn't just on her knees praying. 872 00:35:07,707 --> 00:35:10,343 - DIANE: Oh. - [laughter] 873 00:35:10,343 --> 00:35:13,480 ["Tango Italiano" by Cocki Mazzetti playing] 874 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,180 To help you forget about your troubles. 875 00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:19,919 Salute. 876 00:35:19,919 --> 00:35:22,522 It won't hurt. 877 00:35:22,522 --> 00:35:24,591 Forgive me, I-I couldn't help but overhear. 878 00:35:24,591 --> 00:35:28,294 What sort of troubles have you got yourself into? 879 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:30,363 Oh. [scoffs] 880 00:35:30,363 --> 00:35:33,533 A little snafu at the train station. 881 00:35:33,533 --> 00:35:36,690 My friends and I had our luggage stolen. 882 00:35:37,237 --> 00:35:40,730 Well, that sounds like more than a little snafu. 883 00:35:40,730 --> 00:35:41,408 All your luggage? 884 00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:42,909 Wallets? Passport? 885 00:35:42,909 --> 00:35:44,244 Oh, please. 886 00:35:44,244 --> 00:35:47,800 What kind of fool do you take me for? 887 00:35:51,184 --> 00:35:52,752 [chuckles] 888 00:35:52,752 --> 00:35:54,187 Fantastic. 889 00:35:54,187 --> 00:35:56,856 No one could get this off me. No one. 890 00:35:56,856 --> 00:35:58,191 Oh. 891 00:35:58,191 --> 00:36:00,960 It would require very nimble fingers, 892 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,796 I imagine. 893 00:36:05,650 --> 00:36:07,667 Well, since we're playing "you show me yours, 894 00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:09,803 I'll show you mine." 895 00:36:09,803 --> 00:36:11,338 [Sharon gasps] 896 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:15,375 Be still my heart. 897 00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:17,510 [chuckling] 898 00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:23,450 No, I'm just saying you need to keep stress to a minimum. 899 00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:25,850 I'm at a driving range. 900 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,388 That's just a bit more strenuous than taking a nap. 901 00:36:28,388 --> 00:36:30,357 Sweetheart, listen, are you sure 902 00:36:30,357 --> 00:36:32,425 that I shouldn't come over and meet up with you? 903 00:36:32,425 --> 00:36:34,427 We discussed this, Bruce. 904 00:36:34,427 --> 00:36:36,596 It's-it's not safe. 905 00:36:36,596 --> 00:36:38,965 Yeah, I know. I was just thinking that, you know... 906 00:36:38,965 --> 00:36:41,434 So, tomorrow, we're going to La Toscana. 907 00:36:41,434 --> 00:36:42,902 La Toscana? 908 00:36:42,902 --> 00:36:45,305 - That's how you say Tuscany. - Oh, oh. 909 00:36:45,305 --> 00:36:47,273 I thought you were talking about the restaurant 910 00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:49,420 on San Vicente. 911 00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:52,846 Why would I be talking about a restaurant on San Vicente 912 00:36:52,846 --> 00:36:54,314 when I'm in Italy? 913 00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:56,282 - Eataly? - What? 914 00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:57,817 Eataly. 915 00:36:57,817 --> 00:36:59,753 The restaurant in Century City. 916 00:36:59,753 --> 00:37:01,321 I'm just making restaurant jokes 917 00:37:01,321 --> 00:37:03,857 because, uh, I'm on such a strict diet, honey. 918 00:37:03,857 --> 00:37:05,925 Okay. Okay, I get it now. 919 00:37:05,925 --> 00:37:08,395 Yeah, well, if I got to explain the jokes, Carol, 920 00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:10,597 it's just not as funny. 921 00:37:10,597 --> 00:37:14,670 How about we just cool it with the jokes about restaurants? 922 00:37:14,670 --> 00:37:17,370 You don't hear me making jokes about angioplasty. 923 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:18,872 Oh, gosh, I wish you would. 924 00:37:19,839 --> 00:37:22,800 - A bachelorette trip? - Yes. 925 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,440 I don't think I know anyone who's done 926 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,346 anything like that for 20 years. 927 00:37:26,346 --> 00:37:29,349 And why not, right? [chuckles] 928 00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:33,353 Honestly, this is how I want to live my life. 929 00:37:33,353 --> 00:37:35,550 On a bachelorette trip? 930 00:37:35,550 --> 00:37:36,756 - Of course. - [laughs] 931 00:37:36,756 --> 00:37:40,794 And guided by the daily practice of "why not?" 932 00:37:40,794 --> 00:37:42,662 For a second, I thought you said, 933 00:37:42,662 --> 00:37:44,798 "Guided by the daily practice of wine," 934 00:37:44,798 --> 00:37:46,733 and I thought, "Okay." 935 00:37:46,733 --> 00:37:48,501 Well, it's not a bad combination. 936 00:37:48,501 --> 00:37:51,710 "Wine and 'Why Not?'" 937 00:37:51,710 --> 00:37:53,940 That's gonna be the title of my autobiography. 938 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:57,544 Well, I promise that I shall buy a first edition. 939 00:37:57,544 --> 00:37:59,746 You're on. 940 00:37:59,746 --> 00:38:01,748 Oh, my God. Look at her. 941 00:38:01,748 --> 00:38:03,983 We can't leave her alone for a second. 942 00:38:03,983 --> 00:38:06,219 Yeah, they're like moths to a flame. 943 00:38:06,219 --> 00:38:07,754 Oh. Ciao, guys. 944 00:38:07,754 --> 00:38:09,689 - CAROL: Oh, hi. - [Diane chuckles] 945 00:38:10,657 --> 00:38:12,225 - Buonasera. - Hey. -Hi. 946 00:38:12,225 --> 00:38:13,893 - Whoo! - [light laughter] 947 00:38:13,893 --> 00:38:15,228 This is Ousmane. 948 00:38:15,228 --> 00:38:16,629 - Uh-huh. - Ciao. 949 00:38:16,629 --> 00:38:17,997 It's really very nice to meet you. 950 00:38:17,997 --> 00:38:21,201 Which one of you is the bride-to-be? 951 00:38:21,201 --> 00:38:23,370 - Oh, definitely not me. - Oh, no. 952 00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:24,904 She'll be down in just a minute. 953 00:38:24,904 --> 00:38:27,374 It must be very exciting for all of you. 954 00:38:27,374 --> 00:38:29,809 And I'm delighted that you'll be joining us tonight. 955 00:38:29,809 --> 00:38:31,244 - Tonight? - Uh, yes. 956 00:38:31,244 --> 00:38:33,246 I-I made dinner plans for us tonight. 957 00:38:33,246 --> 00:38:34,848 - Oh. - Great. 958 00:38:34,848 --> 00:38:37,217 It's going to be... Wh-What did you call it? 959 00:38:37,217 --> 00:38:39,686 "An authentic Italian experience"? 960 00:38:39,686 --> 00:38:41,921 Wait a minute. Are we going to the Olive Garden? 961 00:38:41,921 --> 00:38:43,289 - [laughs] - Oh, I'm sorry. 962 00:38:43,289 --> 00:38:44,991 I promise you it'll be worth it. 963 00:38:44,991 --> 00:38:47,360 It's great food, great people. 964 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:51,310 And there's no problem if four random women show up? -Mm. 965 00:38:51,310 --> 00:38:53,133 This is Italy. 966 00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:56,836 There's always room for random beautiful women. 967 00:38:56,836 --> 00:38:58,972 - Oh. -[laughs] - He's good. 968 00:38:58,972 --> 00:39:01,441 ["Nel blu, dipinto di blu [Volare]" playing on piano] 969 00:39:27,467 --> 00:39:29,536 [song continues with woman singing in Italian] 970 00:39:47,754 --> 00:39:49,356 [sighs] 971 00:39:58,164 --> 00:40:00,867 [song continues with full band joining in] 972 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,109 [continues singing in Italian] 973 00:40:14,481 --> 00:40:17,450 - Look at this! - [excited chatter, laughter] 974 00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:19,786 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 975 00:40:19,786 --> 00:40:21,588 You pulled together this bachelorette dinner 976 00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:23,256 in-in-in record time. 977 00:40:23,256 --> 00:40:25,258 It was easier than you think. 978 00:40:25,258 --> 00:40:28,261 And we even got you a band. 979 00:40:28,261 --> 00:40:29,596 Look! 980 00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:31,531 Hope you like Italian music. 981 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:36,670 Hey. 982 00:40:36,670 --> 00:40:39,205 VIVIAN: So we decided to go into the jewelry store, 983 00:40:39,205 --> 00:40:42,208 and before we knew it, we were engaged. 984 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,844 Well, I think that's incredibly romantic. 985 00:40:44,844 --> 00:40:46,279 VIVIAN: Well, thank you. 986 00:40:46,279 --> 00:40:48,114 - Are you married? - No. 987 00:40:48,114 --> 00:40:51,251 - I-I've traveled that road. - [chuckling] 988 00:40:51,251 --> 00:40:52,852 Not a pleasant journey? 989 00:40:52,852 --> 00:40:55,355 Well, it was a bit of a carjacking, really. 990 00:40:55,355 --> 00:40:57,490 - Hmm. - Oh. 991 00:40:57,490 --> 00:40:59,426 Well, um, it wasn't all bad. 992 00:40:59,426 --> 00:41:01,861 Uh, are you all married? 993 00:41:01,861 --> 00:41:03,496 Married. 994 00:41:03,496 --> 00:41:05,165 Not married but not single. 995 00:41:05,165 --> 00:41:06,933 - Ah. Dating. - Yeah. 996 00:41:06,933 --> 00:41:08,568 Serious boyfriend. 997 00:41:08,568 --> 00:41:10,300 Yeah, I mean... 998 00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,371 I don't know, "boyfriend and girlfriend" 999 00:41:11,371 --> 00:41:12,972 just sounds so silly, you know? 1000 00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:14,374 Like we're in high school or something. 1001 00:41:14,374 --> 00:41:16,309 I'm too old to be somebody's girlfriend. 1002 00:41:16,309 --> 00:41:17,944 VIVIAN: Are you kidding? 1003 00:41:17,944 --> 00:41:20,513 Oh, being a girlfriend is the greatest thing in the world. 1004 00:41:20,513 --> 00:41:22,649 - That's not true. - Oh, it is. 1005 00:41:22,649 --> 00:41:25,118 Being a girlfriend is ***y. 1006 00:41:25,118 --> 00:41:26,453 It's exciting. 1007 00:41:26,453 --> 00:41:27,687 You know, it means you love somebody 1008 00:41:27,687 --> 00:41:28,988 and you're committed to them, 1009 00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:31,257 but you still have your own life. 1010 00:41:31,257 --> 00:41:34,694 You haven't given yourself up to society's conventions. 1011 00:41:34,694 --> 00:41:35,829 It's all about choice. 1012 00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:38,298 You choose to be there, 1013 00:41:38,298 --> 00:41:41,201 but you can leave any time you damn well please. 1014 00:41:41,201 --> 00:41:42,435 Perfect. 1015 00:41:42,435 --> 00:41:43,870 And you're the bride-to-be? 1016 00:41:43,870 --> 00:41:46,439 [laughter] 1017 00:41:47,407 --> 00:41:48,675 And what about you? 1018 00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:51,111 Oh, she's the single one. 1019 00:41:51,111 --> 00:41:53,113 Oh, well, every group needs one. 1020 00:41:54,214 --> 00:41:56,683 And I'm the one who has to run to the ladies' room, 1021 00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,184 if you'll excuse me. 1022 00:41:58,184 --> 00:42:00,620 Ousmane, what do you do in Italy? 1023 00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:02,122 Philosophy. 1024 00:42:02,122 --> 00:42:05,125 No, I-I was a professor of philosophy. 1025 00:42:05,125 --> 00:42:06,993 Happily now retired. 1026 00:42:06,993 --> 00:42:10,300 Which is why I have so much time to spend here. 1027 00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:12,499 - Ciao. - Ciao, chef. 1028 00:42:12,499 --> 00:42:14,868 [speaking Italian] 1029 00:42:16,436 --> 00:42:18,805 ...Sharon, Diane e Vivian. 1030 00:42:18,805 --> 00:42:20,940 You're so kind to include us. 1031 00:42:21,908 --> 00:42:23,476 It is my sincerest joy. 1032 00:42:23,476 --> 00:42:29,490 So, let us proceed with un po' di prosecco. 1033 00:42:29,490 --> 00:42:31,251 It, uh, prepares the palate. 1034 00:42:31,251 --> 00:42:33,860 Oh, thank you. 1035 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:34,721 - Prego. - Yeah. 1036 00:42:34,721 --> 00:42:36,489 What brings you to Venice? 1037 00:42:36,489 --> 00:42:40,226 Oh, uh, a series of, well, unanticipated events, so... 1038 00:42:40,226 --> 00:42:43,960 - Ah. The spice of life. - Oh. Thanks. 1039 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,980 CAROL: I got a little lost. 1040 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:46,933 DIANE: Wow. 1041 00:42:46,933 --> 00:42:48,668 That's quite a situation in the bosom area. 1042 00:42:48,668 --> 00:42:50,503 - Oh! Scusi. - Yeah. 1043 00:42:50,503 --> 00:42:53,340 - Oh. I overdid it, didn't I? - DIANE: Oh, no, that's okay. 1044 00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:54,641 No, absolutely not. 1045 00:42:58,812 --> 00:43:00,113 Wait. 1046 00:43:01,810 --> 00:43:02,816 [speaks Italian] Carolina. 1047 00:43:02,816 --> 00:43:04,417 Gianni. 1048 00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:06,653 - Gianni, is that you? - Siì. 1049 00:43:06,653 --> 00:43:08,788 - Siì, si. - [laughter] 1050 00:43:08,788 --> 00:43:10,290 This is crazy. 1051 00:43:10,290 --> 00:43:12,125 What are you doing here? 1052 00:43:12,125 --> 00:43:13,760 Me? Well, I live here. 1053 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,528 This is my cooking school. 1054 00:43:15,528 --> 00:43:18,565 Oh. Wait, wait. You mean Gi-Gianni? 1055 00:43:18,565 --> 00:43:20,667 Gi-Gianni, Gianni? 1056 00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:21,968 It's the Gianni. 1057 00:43:21,968 --> 00:43:23,570 Not fat or bald. 1058 00:43:23,570 --> 00:43:25,271 This is crazy. -I've heard about your meatballs. 1059 00:43:25,271 --> 00:43:26,773 [chuckles] I-I can't believe. 1060 00:43:26,773 --> 00:43:28,541 I mean, look at you, huh? 1061 00:43:28,541 --> 00:43:29,976 Oh. 1062 00:43:29,976 --> 00:43:32,120 Yeah, I mean, this is a new dress, 1063 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,114 and it's a little... probably a little much for tonight, 1064 00:43:34,114 --> 00:43:35,949 but I just wanted to have a little fun. 1065 00:43:35,949 --> 00:43:37,684 You look beautiful. 1066 00:43:37,684 --> 00:43:39,686 - Thank you. - GIANNI: My goodness. 1067 00:43:39,686 --> 00:43:42,122 Thank you. This is incredible. 1068 00:43:42,122 --> 00:43:43,823 - Wow. - CAROL: Wow. 1069 00:43:43,823 --> 00:43:45,558 [laughing]: Yes. Oh, grazie. 1070 00:43:45,558 --> 00:43:47,794 Uh, and here to start, an amuse-bouche. 1071 00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:49,262 - Oh. - VIVIAN: I think somebody's 1072 00:43:49,262 --> 00:43:51,331 bouche is already quite amused. 1073 00:43:51,331 --> 00:43:53,266 Enjoy, please. I need to, uh... 1074 00:43:54,267 --> 00:43:55,835 My head is spinning. 1075 00:43:55,835 --> 00:43:58,104 There's so many things I want to put in your mouth. 1076 00:43:58,104 --> 00:43:59,739 - I can't wait. - Oh. 1077 00:43:59,739 --> 00:44:02,909 And I mustn't overheat your cacciucco. Uh, e-excuse me. 1078 00:44:02,909 --> 00:44:04,844 - May be a little late for that. - [Diane laughs] 1079 00:44:04,844 --> 00:44:06,579 Even my cacciucco is overheated. 1080 00:44:06,579 --> 00:44:08,415 - [Diane laughs] - So is mine. 1081 00:44:08,415 --> 00:44:10,316 [laughter] 1082 00:44:10,316 --> 00:44:12,285 - Oh, that was the best meal. - So delicious. 1083 00:44:12,285 --> 00:44:13,553 No, no. Uh... 1084 00:44:13,553 --> 00:44:14,988 CAROL: I can't even believe it. 1085 00:44:14,988 --> 00:44:16,623 What are the chances? 1086 00:44:16,623 --> 00:44:19,426 If I were writing a book, I'd have you sleep with him 1087 00:44:19,426 --> 00:44:21,294 just to get the recipe for this sauce. 1088 00:44:21,294 --> 00:44:22,696 - Ooh. - [laughter] 1089 00:44:22,696 --> 00:44:24,497 Libations. 1090 00:44:24,497 --> 00:44:25,765 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 1091 00:44:25,765 --> 00:44:27,133 I think I've had enough. 1092 00:44:27,133 --> 00:44:30,770 Oh, come on. This is your bachelorette, 1093 00:44:30,770 --> 00:44:34,307 and things are about to get even more fun. 1094 00:44:36,443 --> 00:44:37,944 DIANE: Ooh! 1095 00:44:37,944 --> 00:44:39,779 - Oh. - [light laughter] 1096 00:44:39,779 --> 00:44:42,182 - VIVIAN: Goodness. - Oh, fun. 1097 00:44:42,182 --> 00:44:43,750 Right? 1098 00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:45,618 - Very Christian Grey. - [laughter] 1099 00:44:45,618 --> 00:44:47,454 [playing "Gloria"] 1100 00:44:47,454 --> 00:44:49,622 [whooping, laughing] 1101 00:44:51,910 --> 00:44:52,325 Hey. 1102 00:44:54,327 --> 00:44:56,396 [laughter, whooping] 1103 00:45:00,367 --> 00:45:02,802 ♪ Gloria 1104 00:45:02,802 --> 00:45:05,238 [continues singing in Italian] 1105 00:45:05,238 --> 00:45:06,940 SHARON: Can you believe this? 1106 00:45:08,174 --> 00:45:11,244 CAROL: I told you we should come to Italy. 1107 00:45:12,479 --> 00:45:14,414 [laughter] 1108 00:45:28,895 --> 00:45:31,131 ALL: ♪ Gloria 1109 00:45:32,265 --> 00:45:33,933 [continues singing in Italian] 1110 00:45:33,933 --> 00:45:35,368 ♪ Gloria 1111 00:45:35,368 --> 00:45:37,837 [continues singing in Italian] 1112 00:45:37,837 --> 00:45:39,706 - CROWD: ♪ Gloria - [continues in Italian] 1113 00:45:39,706 --> 00:45:41,441 [shouting excitedly] 1114 00:45:41,441 --> 00:45:42,942 CROWD: ♪ Gloria 1115 00:45:42,942 --> 00:45:45,345 [Ousmane continues singing in Italian] 1116 00:45:49,549 --> 00:45:51,170 [laughter] 1117 00:45:54,921 --> 00:45:56,890 [accordion joining in] 1118 00:45:56,890 --> 00:45:57,824 Oh, my God. 1119 00:46:03,830 --> 00:46:05,165 You go! 1120 00:46:08,168 --> 00:46:11,304 [Ousmane continues singing in Italian] 1121 00:46:16,943 --> 00:46:18,712 Whoo! 1122 00:46:22,882 --> 00:46:24,951 [song ends] 1123 00:46:26,152 --> 00:46:28,688 - [quiet chatter] - [gentle piano music playing] 1124 00:46:28,688 --> 00:46:30,957 [Sharon chuckling] 1125 00:46:30,957 --> 00:46:33,727 Oh, well, that was a first. 1126 00:46:33,727 --> 00:46:36,830 I was thinking of taking a little stroll 1127 00:46:36,830 --> 00:46:39,966 down by the docks, if you're interested. 1128 00:46:39,966 --> 00:46:42,435 It-it might be getting very near my bedtime. 1129 00:46:42,435 --> 00:46:44,204 [Ousmane laughs] 1130 00:46:44,204 --> 00:46:47,173 You seem a little too old to have a bedtime. 1131 00:46:47,173 --> 00:46:49,876 Well, let's just agree that that was a compliment. 1132 00:46:49,876 --> 00:46:52,746 That would be helpful. Thank you. 1133 00:46:52,746 --> 00:46:54,481 Shall we? 1134 00:46:56,449 --> 00:46:57,584 And there goes Sharon. 1135 00:46:57,584 --> 00:46:59,319 - Oh... - [laughs] 1136 00:46:59,319 --> 00:47:00,920 Scusi, signora. Chef Gianni says, 1137 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,923 if you would like, you should see his cucina. 1138 00:47:04,891 --> 00:47:06,993 I'm sorry, see his cucina? 1139 00:47:06,993 --> 00:47:08,895 Yeah. It means kitchen. 1140 00:47:08,895 --> 00:47:09,929 Oh. 1141 00:47:09,929 --> 00:47:12,365 I bet it's big, isn't it? 1142 00:47:12,365 --> 00:47:14,434 - I mean, it's a cooking school. - Uh-huh. 1143 00:47:14,434 --> 00:47:17,937 Bene. Uh, please, he says you come whenever you'd like. 1144 00:47:17,937 --> 00:47:20,730 Oh, that's so sweet. 1145 00:47:20,730 --> 00:47:23,760 You tell Chef Gianni she'd be excited to come. 1146 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,344 Bene. 1147 00:47:24,344 --> 00:47:25,545 Preferably more than once. 1148 00:47:25,545 --> 00:47:27,180 [laughing]: Oh, good God. 1149 00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:29,783 DIANE: You know what, are you... [laughs] 1150 00:47:30,684 --> 00:47:33,953 I do want to see his cucina. 1151 00:47:33,953 --> 00:47:36,456 Well, just go. 1152 00:47:36,456 --> 00:47:39,225 Yes. -But don't do anything I would do. 1153 00:47:39,225 --> 00:47:41,528 I think that's actually really good advice. 1154 00:47:41,528 --> 00:47:43,563 It's just a kitchen. 1155 00:47:43,563 --> 00:47:44,964 Oh. 1156 00:47:44,964 --> 00:47:47,133 - Whoa. - Yeah, sure. 1157 00:47:49,202 --> 00:47:50,937 And then there were two. 1158 00:47:50,937 --> 00:47:52,572 - Yeah. - Ooh. 1159 00:47:52,572 --> 00:47:53,940 Agatha Christie. 1160 00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:55,775 Oh. Indeed. 1161 00:47:55,775 --> 00:47:57,377 [Diane chuckles] 1162 00:47:59,646 --> 00:48:02,549 - DIANE: Oh, whoa. - VIVIAN: Oh, boy. 1163 00:48:02,549 --> 00:48:04,551 What a day we've had, huh? 1164 00:48:04,551 --> 00:48:06,920 - I mean, this... - I know. 1165 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,555 VIVIAN: The lost luggage. 1166 00:48:08,555 --> 00:48:11,791 Who loses a person's ashes? 1167 00:48:13,930 --> 00:48:14,561 I don't know, I guess some skeletons 1168 00:48:14,561 --> 00:48:16,796 are best left in the closet, right? 1169 00:48:16,796 --> 00:48:18,698 - [laughs] - God, I don't know. 1170 00:48:18,698 --> 00:48:20,266 - Yeah. - And you? 1171 00:48:20,266 --> 00:48:21,701 Huh? 1172 00:48:21,701 --> 00:48:23,970 Married. "Marriaged." 1173 00:48:23,970 --> 00:48:26,673 Yeah. [sighs] 1174 00:48:26,673 --> 00:48:28,508 My... 1175 00:48:28,508 --> 00:48:33,980 My solo act is finally coming to a close. 1176 00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:35,982 It's crazy. 1177 00:48:35,982 --> 00:48:38,284 - Especially for me. - Yeah. 1178 00:48:38,284 --> 00:48:40,153 I mean, I know it is. 1179 00:48:40,153 --> 00:48:42,522 - No, come on. Who am I to judge? - [exhales] 1180 00:48:42,522 --> 00:48:45,250 Uh, but, yeah, I thought so at first. 1181 00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:47,594 But, you know, I think what you're doing 1182 00:48:47,594 --> 00:48:49,729 is freaking incredible. 1183 00:48:49,729 --> 00:48:52,298 And I'm genuinely excited for you. 1184 00:48:52,298 --> 00:48:54,100 [laughing]: You're drunk. 1185 00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:56,870 No. No, I'm being serious. 1186 00:48:56,870 --> 00:48:59,439 Well, I'm... Okay, so maybe a little. I mean... 1187 00:48:59,439 --> 00:49:00,907 But I'm still serious. 1188 00:49:00,907 --> 00:49:02,275 I don't know how you do it. 1189 00:49:02,275 --> 00:49:05,450 You tore up the instruction manual, 1190 00:49:05,450 --> 00:49:07,113 and you just never even looked back. 1191 00:49:07,113 --> 00:49:09,416 I mean, you're the bravest person I know. 1192 00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:13,620 And I'm so happy that you're my friend. 1193 00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:15,922 [crying]: Oh, God. You're definitely drunk. 1194 00:49:15,922 --> 00:49:18,458 [crying]: You can't even take a compliment, can you? 1195 00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:19,859 No. 1196 00:49:19,859 --> 00:49:21,561 But it's true. 1197 00:49:21,561 --> 00:49:24,297 I'd never have the guts to do what you're doing. 1198 00:49:24,297 --> 00:49:25,665 Well, I appreciate it. 1199 00:49:25,665 --> 00:49:27,600 [laughing] 1200 00:49:28,635 --> 00:49:30,770 - I do. I appreciate it. - You do. 1201 00:49:30,770 --> 00:49:32,372 Thank you. 1202 00:49:32,372 --> 00:49:34,740 Hey, we're having a fun trip, aren't we? 1203 00:49:34,740 --> 00:49:37,444 Oh. If you hadn't gotten engaged, 1204 00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:40,947 I'm not sure I would have ever experienced Italy. 1205 00:49:41,915 --> 00:49:43,149 What do you think? 1206 00:49:43,149 --> 00:49:45,752 Oh. Oh, I can't believe... 1207 00:49:45,752 --> 00:49:47,754 I can't believe what I almost missed. 1208 00:49:48,922 --> 00:49:53,626 But the only question is: How will we mess this all up? 1209 00:49:53,626 --> 00:49:55,628 [both chuckle] 1210 00:49:55,628 --> 00:49:58,365 I don't know, but if we mess it up 1211 00:49:58,365 --> 00:50:00,200 the way we've messed up the trip so far, 1212 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,102 I can't wait to find out. [chuckles] 1213 00:50:02,102 --> 00:50:04,170 Yeah, but first... 1214 00:50:04,170 --> 00:50:05,972 [whispers]: bedtime. 1215 00:50:06,940 --> 00:50:08,475 Yeah. Yeah. 1216 00:50:08,475 --> 00:50:10,710 - I do need my beauty sleep. - Yeah. 1217 00:50:10,710 --> 00:50:14,800 You know, this doesn't just happen on its own. 1218 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,717 I imagine it's the work of many skilled artisans. 1219 00:50:17,717 --> 00:50:19,853 [laughing]: Yeah, they're practically unionized. 1220 00:50:19,853 --> 00:50:21,988 [laughing]: Okay. 1221 00:50:28,261 --> 00:50:31,431 "Of all the gin joints in all the towns 1222 00:50:31,431 --> 00:50:34,634 in all the world, she walks into mine." 1223 00:50:35,535 --> 00:50:37,203 Casablanca. 1224 00:50:37,203 --> 00:50:39,105 Remember? 1225 00:50:39,105 --> 00:50:40,640 I remember. 1226 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,311 You know, my first time was with you. 1227 00:50:45,311 --> 00:50:48,281 What? It was? 1228 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:51,384 The... No, I... I mean the movie. 1229 00:50:51,384 --> 00:50:54,220 - Seeing the movie. - Oh. 1230 00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:56,289 Oh. 1231 00:50:56,289 --> 00:50:58,825 I'm not sure we ever actually made it to the end. 1232 00:50:58,825 --> 00:51:00,827 My favorite part. I mean... 1233 00:51:00,827 --> 00:51:03,229 Not-not the end. The not making it to... 1234 00:51:03,229 --> 00:51:05,980 I-I knew what you meant that time. 1235 00:51:06,466 --> 00:51:10,170 Okay, you're going to have to explain something to me. 1236 00:51:10,170 --> 00:51:12,839 - Mm-hmm. - You live in a place 1237 00:51:12,839 --> 00:51:14,774 where there are no roads, 1238 00:51:14,774 --> 00:51:19,979 but you have a van in your kitchen? 1239 00:51:20,914 --> 00:51:22,549 Uh, siì. 1240 00:51:22,549 --> 00:51:24,617 Makes no sense. 1241 00:51:26,686 --> 00:51:29,189 That's what makes it so special. 1242 00:51:31,124 --> 00:51:33,860 I thought it would make me want to go somewhere. 1243 00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:36,896 But no, only made me happy to stay. 1244 00:51:36,896 --> 00:51:38,565 [chuckles] 1245 00:51:38,565 --> 00:51:41,670 - I get it. - Mm. 1246 00:51:44,637 --> 00:51:49,142 [sighs] This place is absolutely beautiful. 1247 00:51:49,142 --> 00:51:50,877 Grazie. 1248 00:51:57,617 --> 00:52:01,354 You must, too, still be a chef, siì? 1249 00:52:02,288 --> 00:52:04,224 - Siì. - Ah. 1250 00:52:04,224 --> 00:52:06,393 I can tell. 1251 00:52:07,394 --> 00:52:09,162 - Oh, yeah? You can? - Mm-hmm. 1252 00:52:09,162 --> 00:52:11,831 Assolutamente, siì. Your aura. 1253 00:52:11,831 --> 00:52:14,501 In the cucina, everything is now. 1254 00:52:14,501 --> 00:52:16,690 Present time. 1255 00:52:16,690 --> 00:52:18,304 I see you understand this. 1256 00:52:18,304 --> 00:52:22,742 Not worrying about, uh, yesterday, 1257 00:52:22,742 --> 00:52:24,678 tomorrow. 1258 00:52:24,678 --> 00:52:26,312 Grappa. 1259 00:52:26,312 --> 00:52:27,747 [chuckles] 1260 00:52:29,820 --> 00:52:31,618 It's about living well for today. 1261 00:52:43,563 --> 00:52:45,198 [Carol sighs] 1262 00:52:45,198 --> 00:52:47,934 - Salute. - Salute. 1263 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,643 - Mmm. - A tavola non si invecchia. 1264 00:52:56,643 --> 00:52:59,279 It means, "At the table, one..." 1265 00:52:59,279 --> 00:53:01,648 "One does not grow old." 1266 00:53:02,582 --> 00:53:04,250 You know this saying? 1267 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:07,354 I actually had that on the wall of my restaurant. 1268 00:53:07,354 --> 00:53:09,422 Oh. Really? 1269 00:53:10,390 --> 00:53:12,225 [whispers]: It's a sign. 1270 00:53:14,361 --> 00:53:15,595 [Gianni chuckles] 1271 00:53:15,595 --> 00:53:18,365 [Carol sighs] 1272 00:53:18,365 --> 00:53:20,567 No one smiles like you. 1273 00:53:21,835 --> 00:53:23,903 I always remembered this. 1274 00:53:25,372 --> 00:53:27,107 [sets glass down] 1275 00:53:31,711 --> 00:53:34,280 Uh, per favore, will you, uh... 1276 00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,316 - Oh, s... siì, si. - ...take a picture? 1277 00:53:36,316 --> 00:53:38,852 - Mm-hmm. - Prego. 1278 00:53:47,270 --> 00:53:48,928 [Gianni chuckles] 1279 00:53:48,928 --> 00:53:50,930 Quanto sei bella. 1280 00:53:52,699 --> 00:53:55,201 You don't look so bad yourself, Gianni. 1281 00:53:55,201 --> 00:53:57,300 [camera clicks] 1282 00:53:58,471 --> 00:54:01,174 So, how long you are in Venezia, Carolina? 1283 00:54:03,143 --> 00:54:05,345 Sadly, we are leaving tomorrow. 1284 00:54:05,345 --> 00:54:06,913 Ah. 1285 00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:13,586 So, uh, we better take advantage of tonight, really. 1286 00:54:16,956 --> 00:54:19,250 [Carol and Gianni grunting] 1287 00:54:25,665 --> 00:54:27,734 Let me know when you get tired. 1288 00:54:27,734 --> 00:54:30,603 Oh, I can do this all night. 1289 00:54:30,603 --> 00:54:33,173 [laughing]: Mamma mia. 1290 00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:53,193 Don't move. 1291 00:54:54,627 --> 00:54:56,162 What are you doing? 1292 00:54:57,697 --> 00:54:59,199 That would be me. 1293 00:54:59,199 --> 00:55:01,768 Ah, Signora Bridesmaid. 1294 00:55:01,768 --> 00:55:03,603 Oh, shit. 1295 00:55:03,603 --> 00:55:05,905 You're in the middle of the canal. 1296 00:55:05,905 --> 00:55:07,574 Wow. 1297 00:55:07,574 --> 00:55:09,420 [chuckling]: Look at us. 1298 00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:12,245 For the record, that thing I said earlier 1299 00:55:12,245 --> 00:55:15,148 about your being lazy, 1300 00:55:15,148 --> 00:55:16,716 I'd like to take it back. 1301 00:55:16,716 --> 00:55:18,885 Hmm. 1302 00:55:18,885 --> 00:55:21,321 You called him lazy? Wh-Why would you do that? 1303 00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:23,390 Believe it or not, I didn't anticipate 1304 00:55:23,390 --> 00:55:25,725 running into him again. 1305 00:55:27,927 --> 00:55:31,531 Um, perhaps we could trouble you for a tow. 1306 00:55:32,732 --> 00:55:36,269 Perhaps the signora can swim you back to shore. 1307 00:55:36,269 --> 00:55:38,238 [scoffs] 1308 00:55:38,238 --> 00:55:41,207 See how lazy he is? 1309 00:55:41,207 --> 00:55:42,942 I heard you. 1310 00:55:42,942 --> 00:55:45,780 ♪ 1311 00:56:03,563 --> 00:56:05,432 Good night? 1312 00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:08,635 Don't ask. 1313 00:56:10,637 --> 00:56:11,771 [exhales slowly] 1314 00:56:11,771 --> 00:56:13,773 You? 1315 00:56:13,773 --> 00:56:16,276 Same. 1316 00:56:16,276 --> 00:56:19,579 [elevator bell dings, doors slide open] 1317 00:56:19,579 --> 00:56:22,215 We made pasta. 1318 00:56:22,215 --> 00:56:24,451 In a van. 1319 00:56:24,451 --> 00:56:29,155 I made pasta in a boat. 1320 00:56:37,970 --> 00:56:38,531 Hey. 1321 00:56:38,531 --> 00:56:41,167 Last night was really fun, wasn't it? 1322 00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:43,737 I need a minute. 1323 00:56:43,737 --> 00:56:45,538 Well, there you go. 1324 00:56:45,538 --> 00:56:47,700 Look who's awake. 1325 00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:48,808 Good morning. 1326 00:56:49,743 --> 00:56:50,877 What happened? 1327 00:56:50,877 --> 00:56:52,278 Oh, boy. 1328 00:56:52,278 --> 00:56:54,314 Sharon's probably even worse off. 1329 00:56:54,314 --> 00:56:56,716 - Buongiorno. - Oh. 1330 00:56:56,716 --> 00:56:58,351 [others stammering, chuckling] 1331 00:56:58,351 --> 00:57:00,854 Ooh. Biscotti. 1332 00:57:00,854 --> 00:57:02,889 Oh, well, look who's very chipper this morning. 1333 00:57:02,889 --> 00:57:04,424 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1334 00:57:04,424 --> 00:57:09,195 Well, my Halo says my sleep score was 96. 1335 00:57:09,195 --> 00:57:10,697 Ah. 1336 00:57:10,697 --> 00:57:13,366 CAROL: Everyone needs to stop screaming. 1337 00:57:14,501 --> 00:57:15,869 - VIVIAN: Aw. - DIANE: Oh. 1338 00:57:15,869 --> 00:57:17,837 Hey, what about if we shift our plans 1339 00:57:17,837 --> 00:57:20,140 and-and stayed another night here? 1340 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:21,307 - No. - CAROL: No. 1341 00:57:21,307 --> 00:57:23,276 Whoa. All right. Wow. 1342 00:57:23,276 --> 00:57:25,845 Time to get to Tuscany, huh? 1343 00:57:25,845 --> 00:57:28,314 So we... Do we just get back on the train? 1344 00:57:28,314 --> 00:57:30,350 Oh, forget the train. 1345 00:57:30,350 --> 00:57:32,652 We got robbed on the train. 1346 00:57:32,652 --> 00:57:35,188 Technically, we got robbed in the train station. 1347 00:57:35,188 --> 00:57:37,357 Technically, we gave our things away 1348 00:57:37,357 --> 00:57:39,759 - in the train station. - [laughing] 1349 00:57:39,759 --> 00:57:42,620 - Caffè, signore? - DIANE: Oh, yes. -Me. 1350 00:57:42,620 --> 00:57:43,863 Thank you. 1351 00:57:43,863 --> 00:57:46,766 ["You Make My Dreams Come True [Italian version]" playing] 1352 00:57:48,468 --> 00:57:51,471 [song continues with lyrics in Italian] 1353 00:58:01,314 --> 00:58:03,830 ♪ 1354 00:58:11,925 --> 00:58:14,928 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 1355 00:58:14,928 --> 00:58:17,831 ♪ You make my dreams come true 1356 00:58:17,831 --> 00:58:20,967 - ♪ You, you, you, you, you - ♪ Oh, yeah 1357 00:58:20,967 --> 00:58:22,680 ♪ You 1358 00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,237 [song continues in Italian] 1359 00:58:24,237 --> 00:58:26,239 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 1360 00:58:26,239 --> 00:58:29,242 ♪ You make my dreams come true 1361 00:58:29,242 --> 00:58:32,112 - ♪ You, you, you, you, you - ♪ Oh, yeah 1362 00:58:32,112 --> 00:58:33,680 ♪ You 1363 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:35,515 ♪ I'm waiting for, waiting for you, girl ♪ 1364 00:58:35,515 --> 00:58:37,584 - ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh - ♪ Oh, yeah 1365 00:58:37,584 --> 00:58:40,687 ♪ You make my dreams come true 1366 00:58:40,687 --> 00:58:42,655 - ♪ You, you, you... - [Carol screams] 1367 00:58:42,655 --> 00:58:44,157 - [others scream, gasp] - [song stops abruptly] 1368 00:58:44,157 --> 00:58:46,259 Gianni texted me. 1369 00:58:46,259 --> 00:58:47,861 - Oh, God. - That *******. 1370 00:58:47,861 --> 00:58:49,295 Thought we hit something. 1371 00:58:49,295 --> 00:58:51,131 No, no, no, no, you don't understand. 1372 00:58:51,131 --> 00:58:53,833 He sent a bunch of photos of us from last night. 1373 00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:55,535 SHARON: So? 1374 00:58:55,535 --> 00:58:58,371 Are we talking, like, the nudie type pictures or... 1375 00:58:58,371 --> 00:59:00,540 - Are you nuts? No. - Well... 1376 00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:02,709 But Bruce is gonna see these. 1377 00:59:02,709 --> 00:59:05,478 It goes to my iPad. 1378 00:59:05,478 --> 00:59:07,981 [sighs] Oh, God! 1379 00:59:07,981 --> 00:59:09,416 - No. - What? 1380 00:59:09,416 --> 00:59:11,985 He... His crazy broken English. 1381 00:59:11,985 --> 00:59:14,387 Gianni wrote... 1382 00:59:14,387 --> 00:59:17,457 how nice it was for me to rub his dough. 1383 00:59:17,457 --> 00:59:19,192 Oh, my God. 1384 00:59:19,192 --> 00:59:21,594 And-and that it was a very happy ending to his night. 1385 00:59:21,594 --> 00:59:22,862 - [laughter] - Oh, God. 1386 00:59:22,862 --> 00:59:24,631 - Yowza. - Oh, that's terrible. 1387 00:59:24,631 --> 00:59:27,330 - Oh, man. Shit, shit, shit. - Oh, my God, I love it. More. 1388 00:59:27,330 --> 00:59:29,350 Got to call Bruce. 1389 00:59:31,938 --> 00:59:33,940 Why isn't it ringing? 1390 00:59:35,709 --> 00:59:38,445 - Still not going through. - DIANE: Oh. 1391 00:59:38,445 --> 00:59:40,413 It was all innocent, right? 1392 00:59:40,413 --> 00:59:41,881 Well, yes. 1393 00:59:41,881 --> 00:59:45,352 I mean, we flirted, but I didn't... 1394 00:59:45,352 --> 00:59:46,920 Rub his dough? 1395 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:47,954 Uh... 1396 00:59:47,954 --> 00:59:49,422 - No. - [Diane laughs] 1397 00:59:49,422 --> 00:59:50,924 Well, how about his meatballs? 1398 00:59:50,924 --> 00:59:52,926 - [groans] I'm serious. - Oh, no, no, no. 1399 00:59:52,926 --> 00:59:54,861 But did you want to? 1400 00:59:54,861 --> 00:59:56,196 No. 1401 00:59:56,196 --> 00:59:59,432 I just was trying to have a little fun. 1402 00:59:59,432 --> 01:00:03,603 You know, I-I can't have fun like that with Bruce around. 1403 01:00:03,603 --> 01:00:04,804 Obviously not. 1404 01:00:04,804 --> 01:00:06,773 No. Not like that. 1405 01:00:06,773 --> 01:00:09,209 - Okay, sorry. - Oh, what... like what, then? 1406 01:00:10,510 --> 01:00:12,479 Like where I don't have to be afraid 1407 01:00:12,479 --> 01:00:15,615 that my husband's gonna drop dead any second. 1408 01:00:16,683 --> 01:00:17,884 DIANE: Mmm. 1409 01:00:17,884 --> 01:00:19,886 I-I just... What would it be? 1410 01:00:19,886 --> 01:00:21,788 What would my life be then? 1411 01:00:21,788 --> 01:00:24,900 It's one thing to lose that restaurant, 1412 01:00:24,900 --> 01:00:26,926 but I just can't lose Bruce. 1413 01:00:26,926 --> 01:00:28,695 [sighs] 1414 01:00:28,695 --> 01:00:31,698 Okay. Best friends, tough love. 1415 01:00:31,698 --> 01:00:34,670 You know you're the problem, right? 1416 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:36,536 What are you talking about? 1417 01:00:36,536 --> 01:00:38,905 You're just so afraid of Bruce dying 1418 01:00:38,905 --> 01:00:41,641 that you're stopping the two of you from living. 1419 01:00:41,641 --> 01:00:43,343 [scoffs] 1420 01:00:43,343 --> 01:00:46,913 Seriously, he's probably thrilled you came on this trip. 1421 01:00:46,913 --> 01:00:49,683 The prison guard finally left her post. 1422 01:00:49,683 --> 01:00:52,180 [chuckles] He's probably getting his first taste 1423 01:00:52,180 --> 01:00:53,553 - of freedom, huh? - Yeah. 1424 01:00:53,553 --> 01:00:55,822 Let the man get a taste of bacon. 1425 01:00:55,822 --> 01:00:58,391 - That's not what's going on. - Isn't it, though? 1426 01:00:58,391 --> 01:01:01,528 That is exactly what is going on, 1427 01:01:01,528 --> 01:01:03,396 and you can't see it. 1428 01:01:03,396 --> 01:01:04,998 You want the truth? 1429 01:01:04,998 --> 01:01:07,534 "You can't handle the truth!" 1430 01:01:07,534 --> 01:01:09,235 Sorry, you set me up. 1431 01:01:09,235 --> 01:01:12,405 The truth is, at some point, 1432 01:01:12,405 --> 01:01:14,941 Bruce actually might not be here. 1433 01:01:14,941 --> 01:01:16,843 And I don't think that anyone in this car 1434 01:01:16,843 --> 01:01:18,578 wants to see you look back 1435 01:01:18,578 --> 01:01:20,413 and realize all the time you squandered 1436 01:01:20,413 --> 01:01:22,515 because you were afraid. 1437 01:01:22,515 --> 01:01:24,170 So knock it off. 1438 01:01:24,170 --> 01:01:26,252 Whoa, Viv. 1439 01:01:26,252 --> 01:01:28,855 - Mic drop. - It's for your own good. 1440 01:01:28,855 --> 01:01:31,891 You've got a wonderful husband who loves you. 1441 01:01:31,891 --> 01:01:35,610 And you're both... you're alive and you're happy. 1442 01:01:35,610 --> 01:01:38,640 Stop trying to control the uncontrollables. 1443 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,533 Life is unpredictable, and it's the surprises 1444 01:01:40,533 --> 01:01:42,769 that make it worth living. 1445 01:01:42,769 --> 01:01:44,637 - [loud bang] - [all screaming] 1446 01:01:44,637 --> 01:01:47,173 - Oh, my God! - [tires squealing] 1447 01:01:47,173 --> 01:01:50,477 [screaming, panicked chatter] 1448 01:01:50,477 --> 01:01:52,450 - [air hissing] - SHARON: We're okay. 1449 01:01:52,450 --> 01:01:53,480 Everything's fine. 1450 01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,448 [crickets chirping] 1451 01:01:55,448 --> 01:01:58,510 You know, it's the surprises, isn't it? -DIANE: Oh, God. 1452 01:01:58,510 --> 01:02:00,320 Tell me, what kind of car doesn't come with a spare? 1453 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:03,757 - That one. - [laughter, sighing] 1454 01:02:03,757 --> 01:02:06,326 You know, I've never actually hitchhiked before. 1455 01:02:06,326 --> 01:02:08,361 Yeah, well, in my limited experience, 1456 01:02:08,361 --> 01:02:10,764 it helps if someone actually drives by. 1457 01:02:10,764 --> 01:02:12,980 [laughter] 1458 01:02:12,980 --> 01:02:14,200 - Well, on the bright side... - Mm-hmm? 1459 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,690 ...at least it's not raining. 1460 01:02:16,690 --> 01:02:17,370 [Diane laughing] 1461 01:02:17,370 --> 01:02:19,372 Why do you tempt fate? 1462 01:02:19,372 --> 01:02:22,876 Well, th-there's no such thing as fate, remember? 1463 01:02:22,876 --> 01:02:25,110 [crickets chirping] 1464 01:02:29,315 --> 01:02:32,519 Is it too soon to talk about who we're gonna eat first? 1465 01:02:32,519 --> 01:02:34,120 [chuckling] 1466 01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:37,223 I think we all know. 1467 01:02:37,223 --> 01:02:39,590 Hey. 1468 01:02:39,590 --> 01:02:41,610 This is really not good. 1469 01:02:41,610 --> 01:02:43,229 [chuckles]: Yeah, we know. 1470 01:02:43,229 --> 01:02:45,665 No, it's really not good. 1471 01:02:45,665 --> 01:02:48,134 Thank you for that brand-new information. 1472 01:02:48,134 --> 01:02:50,670 We need to get to Tuscany. 1473 01:02:51,938 --> 01:02:55,410 Well, yeah, but we don't need to get panicky. 1474 01:02:55,410 --> 01:02:57,844 You know, w-we're not under time pressure. 1475 01:02:57,844 --> 01:02:59,646 We can just relax. Chill. 1476 01:02:59,646 --> 01:03:03,116 I-I am relaxed, but we really got to start walking now. 1477 01:03:03,116 --> 01:03:05,685 - Walk? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1478 01:03:05,685 --> 01:03:07,487 [laughing]: To Tuscany? 1479 01:03:07,487 --> 01:03:10,223 Well, if we leave now, we can be there by the morning, 1480 01:03:10,223 --> 01:03:12,225 so let's just get it up and go. 1481 01:03:12,225 --> 01:03:14,260 - All right, let's not get all... - DIANE: No. 1482 01:03:14,260 --> 01:03:16,229 Let's get! 1483 01:03:16,229 --> 01:03:18,565 Because I'm done with the not getting, okay? 1484 01:03:18,565 --> 01:03:20,533 And this happened, but there's still time. 1485 01:03:20,533 --> 01:03:22,969 - We got time. - Calm down. 1486 01:03:22,969 --> 01:03:24,971 No. We have to be in Tuscany. 1487 01:03:24,971 --> 01:03:27,540 We're not not getting to Tuscany, okay? 1488 01:03:27,540 --> 01:03:30,643 Diane, seriously, calm down. 1489 01:03:30,643 --> 01:03:32,145 DIANE: I am. 1490 01:03:32,145 --> 01:03:36,516 I'm calm, and I'm gonna be calmer in Tuscany. 1491 01:03:38,318 --> 01:03:40,120 What? 1492 01:03:41,154 --> 01:03:43,189 What-what... What was this look? 1493 01:03:43,189 --> 01:03:45,125 What the hell is going on? 1494 01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:47,527 I-I think we should just tell her. 1495 01:03:47,527 --> 01:03:49,290 Tell me what? 1496 01:03:49,290 --> 01:03:51,970 I don't think we should. 1497 01:03:51,970 --> 01:03:52,565 Yes. 1498 01:03:52,565 --> 01:03:54,467 - Well, we have to now. - Yeah. Yeah, you do. 1499 01:03:54,467 --> 01:03:56,603 You have to. What is going on? 1500 01:03:56,603 --> 01:03:58,872 - Well... - What? 1501 01:03:58,872 --> 01:04:02,175 We need to get to Tuscany because Arthur is there 1502 01:04:02,175 --> 01:04:04,678 so that you guys can get married tomorrow. 1503 01:04:04,678 --> 01:04:07,180 - Excuse me? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1504 01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:09,783 He didn't want the wedding to be a burden on you, 1505 01:04:09,783 --> 01:04:13,219 so when he heard about the trip, he hatched a plan. 1506 01:04:13,219 --> 01:04:15,855 Which was actually very thoughtful and sweet. 1507 01:04:15,855 --> 01:04:17,590 And we're screwing the whole thing up 1508 01:04:17,590 --> 01:04:19,192 by dying by the side of the road. 1509 01:04:19,192 --> 01:04:20,460 W-Wait just a minute. 1510 01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:23,290 Arthur is in Tuscany? 1511 01:04:23,290 --> 01:04:25,498 CAROL: At the hotel, and everyone flew in, 1512 01:04:25,498 --> 01:04:27,330 and everything is set up. 1513 01:04:27,330 --> 01:04:28,334 It's ready to go. 1514 01:04:28,334 --> 01:04:30,300 Y-You don't have to do anything. 1515 01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:32,305 Except show up, which was our job. 1516 01:04:32,305 --> 01:04:34,740 DIANE: And we're still gonna make it, 1517 01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:37,100 because the wedding is all set for tomorrow morning. 1518 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:39,450 [singsongy]: So, surprise! 1519 01:04:39,450 --> 01:04:41,470 Huh? 1520 01:04:41,470 --> 01:04:43,160 [groans] 1521 01:04:49,155 --> 01:04:51,910 She's not saying anything. 1522 01:04:51,910 --> 01:04:52,459 Do you think she's mad? 1523 01:04:52,459 --> 01:04:53,793 Uh, maybe a little in shock. 1524 01:04:53,793 --> 01:04:55,280 - Viv? - Yeah, just... 1525 01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:56,596 Wh-What are you thinking, Slim? 1526 01:04:56,596 --> 01:04:57,964 DIANE: Huh? 1527 01:04:59,650 --> 01:05:01,167 ****! 1528 01:05:01,167 --> 01:05:02,469 At least she's talking. 1529 01:05:02,469 --> 01:05:04,471 - ****! - Oh, yikes. 1530 01:05:04,471 --> 01:05:06,473 A surprise wedding, and this happens. 1531 01:05:06,473 --> 01:05:08,541 You do not see that as a sign? 1532 01:05:08,541 --> 01:05:12,912 I mean, a big sign that this whole thing is doomed? 1533 01:05:12,912 --> 01:05:14,948 No. No, it's not. 1534 01:05:14,948 --> 01:05:17,830 - We're still gonna get there. - And that is right, 1535 01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:18,551 because at any minute, 1536 01:05:18,551 --> 01:05:20,520 a car's gonna come right down that road, 1537 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,655 and we'll be on our way. 1538 01:05:25,910 --> 01:05:27,127 Well... [sighs] 1539 01:05:27,127 --> 01:05:28,561 And if it doesn't? 1540 01:05:28,561 --> 01:05:30,196 Because it's... 1541 01:05:30,196 --> 01:05:32,766 feels like the world is conspiring against me. 1542 01:05:32,766 --> 01:05:36,970 I mean, look, maybe this really is not meant to be, guys, 1543 01:05:36,970 --> 01:05:38,705 and-and I just have to stop 1544 01:05:38,705 --> 01:05:40,707 blowing past all the warning signs. 1545 01:05:40,707 --> 01:05:42,442 Wait, wait. Shut up for a sec. 1546 01:05:42,442 --> 01:05:44,377 No, she's making a decent point. 1547 01:05:44,377 --> 01:05:45,578 Thank you. 1548 01:05:45,578 --> 01:05:47,147 Shh. 1549 01:05:47,147 --> 01:05:48,548 Do you hear that? 1550 01:05:48,548 --> 01:05:51,117 - What? - I can't... I don't... 1551 01:05:51,117 --> 01:05:53,253 - Oh, my God. Look. - Oh! Look! 1552 01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:54,688 - Look. Look, look, look, look. - [others gasping] 1553 01:05:54,688 --> 01:05:56,322 - SHARON: A car! - CAROL: Oh, my God. 1554 01:05:56,322 --> 01:05:58,725 - Okay. - Oh, my God. 1555 01:05:58,725 --> 01:06:00,126 DIANE: Look alive, ladies. 1556 01:06:00,126 --> 01:06:01,828 We've got a wedding to get to! 1557 01:06:01,828 --> 01:06:03,663 - Don't let him drive past us. - Oh, please, God, please. 1558 01:06:03,663 --> 01:06:05,398 [exclaiming excitedly] 1559 01:06:05,398 --> 01:06:07,330 How's that for a sign? 1560 01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:08,702 CAROL: Our luck has turned. 1561 01:06:08,702 --> 01:06:10,904 Thank God. 1562 01:06:10,904 --> 01:06:13,440 Officer? 1563 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,108 DIANE and VIVIAN: Oh. 1564 01:06:15,108 --> 01:06:16,343 SHARON: Whoa. 1565 01:06:16,343 --> 01:06:17,911 DIANE, CAROL and VIVIAN: Hi. 1566 01:06:17,911 --> 01:06:19,279 - Buonasera, signore. - CAROL: Buonasera. 1567 01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:20,814 [speaking Italian] 1568 01:06:20,814 --> 01:06:22,449 - What? - Um... 1569 01:06:22,449 --> 01:06:23,917 Oh, we-we just... 1570 01:06:23,917 --> 01:06:25,685 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. - We... Wait. Oh. 1571 01:06:25,685 --> 01:06:27,687 - DIANE: Well, I... - Parlate italiano? 1572 01:06:27,687 --> 01:06:29,556 - DIANE and SHARON: Uh, no. - CAROL: No. 1573 01:06:29,556 --> 01:06:31,558 I can't believe you guys. 1574 01:06:31,558 --> 01:06:34,494 A buff cop just happens to drive by. 1575 01:06:34,494 --> 01:06:35,595 - Uh... - Oh, okay. 1576 01:06:35,595 --> 01:06:37,330 Let's go. Take your shirt off. 1577 01:06:37,330 --> 01:06:39,733 - What? No. - No. N-No. No, Viv. 1578 01:06:39,733 --> 01:06:42,680 [speaking Italian] -What, you want to start with the pants? 1579 01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:43,570 - DIANE: Uh, no, no. - CAROL: Oh, oh, oh. 1580 01:06:43,570 --> 01:06:45,380 - No, y-you don't understand. - Oh, I see. 1581 01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:46,473 You want me to help you? 1582 01:06:46,473 --> 01:06:48,410 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... - No! What are you doing? 1583 01:06:48,410 --> 01:06:49,275 [speaking Italian] 1584 01:06:49,275 --> 01:06:50,443 DIANE: No, wait. No, wait, wait. 1585 01:06:50,443 --> 01:06:51,911 Show us your concealed weapon. 1586 01:06:51,911 --> 01:06:54,214 - No, Viv. Viv, stop. - I-Ignore her. 1587 01:06:54,214 --> 01:06:56,583 - He's, um... - This is not a stripper. 1588 01:06:56,583 --> 01:06:58,840 Oh, yeah. Nice try. 1589 01:06:58,840 --> 01:06:59,386 - Uh, uh, um... - Oh! 1590 01:06:59,386 --> 01:07:02,220 We're sorry, but th-that's our car, 1591 01:07:02,220 --> 01:07:05,892 and we don't have a spare tire in it, so we... 1592 01:07:05,892 --> 01:07:07,930 we're hitchhiking. 1593 01:07:07,930 --> 01:07:08,728 Hitch... Ah, hitchhike. 1594 01:07:08,728 --> 01:07:10,964 - Okay. [speaks Italian] - Yes. 1595 01:07:10,964 --> 01:07:12,732 ♪ 1596 01:07:12,732 --> 01:07:14,667 [lock clicks] 1597 01:07:16,636 --> 01:07:19,406 It was... it was an innocent mistake. 1598 01:07:19,406 --> 01:07:21,207 You know, and in my defense, 1599 01:07:21,207 --> 01:07:23,643 you guys have been full of surprises. 1600 01:07:23,643 --> 01:07:25,945 And come on. You saw the guy. 1601 01:07:25,945 --> 01:07:29,182 It's been a while, but he did have 1602 01:07:29,182 --> 01:07:32,419 some exotic-dancer-like qualities. 1603 01:07:33,553 --> 01:07:35,889 VIVIAN: I do think he missed his calling. 1604 01:07:35,889 --> 01:07:37,891 [sighing] 1605 01:07:37,891 --> 01:07:40,794 Well, we-we had a good run, didn't we? 1606 01:07:40,794 --> 01:07:42,796 - DIANE: Hmm. - I mean, we just pushed past 1607 01:07:42,796 --> 01:07:44,631 the point of common sense. 1608 01:07:44,631 --> 01:07:47,670 Who do we think we are, The Rolling Stones? 1609 01:07:47,670 --> 01:07:50,570 And we just thought we'd keep rocking forever? Ugh. 1610 01:07:50,570 --> 01:07:52,639 This needed to happen. 1611 01:07:52,639 --> 01:07:55,542 It did. It did. This is the universe 1612 01:07:55,542 --> 01:07:57,577 hitting the eject button on me and Arthur 1613 01:07:57,577 --> 01:07:59,790 - once and for all. - DIANE: Ugh. 1614 01:07:59,790 --> 01:08:03,116 Best friends, tough love. 1615 01:08:03,116 --> 01:08:07,587 Stop giving the universe and fate credit for everything. 1616 01:08:07,587 --> 01:08:10,900 You're making a choice. 1617 01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:11,424 What? 1618 01:08:11,424 --> 01:08:14,694 We're on this trip not because of fate 1619 01:08:14,694 --> 01:08:18,998 but because we're best friends for 50 years. 1620 01:08:18,998 --> 01:08:21,167 We show up for each other. 1621 01:08:21,167 --> 01:08:24,671 Fate didn't bring us on this trip. 1622 01:08:24,671 --> 01:08:26,439 Our love for each other did. 1623 01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:29,275 Love and the wonderful people at Lufthansa. 1624 01:08:29,275 --> 01:08:31,378 It was a nice flight. 1625 01:08:31,378 --> 01:08:34,614 You're not marrying Arthur because of fate. 1626 01:08:34,614 --> 01:08:38,284 You're marrying Arthur because you put in the hard work. 1627 01:08:38,284 --> 01:08:39,986 Because you committed to him. 1628 01:08:39,986 --> 01:08:41,621 Because you love him. 1629 01:08:41,621 --> 01:08:44,758 That's a big deal, and you should be proud of that. 1630 01:08:44,758 --> 01:08:46,960 She makes a really good point. 1631 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:48,962 You should definitely listen to her. 1632 01:08:48,962 --> 01:08:51,598 - Oh. And not you? - Yeah. 1633 01:08:51,598 --> 01:08:53,867 I think things are just a little bit different for me. 1634 01:08:53,867 --> 01:08:55,301 - VIVIAN: Oh, God. - What? 1635 01:08:55,301 --> 01:08:57,700 Here we go. 1636 01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:59,339 Let me get out my tiny violin. 1637 01:08:59,339 --> 01:09:01,274 - What? [scoffs] - Hey. 1638 01:09:01,274 --> 01:09:05,211 - Whoa. - Best friends, tough love. 1639 01:09:05,211 --> 01:09:06,880 You always play the victim. 1640 01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:08,481 What are you talking about? 1641 01:09:08,481 --> 01:09:11,618 "I'm pregnant, so I can't do this." 1642 01:09:11,618 --> 01:09:13,586 Or, "I'm married, so I can't do that." 1643 01:09:13,586 --> 01:09:15,889 CAROL: "I couldn't even try that 1644 01:09:15,889 --> 01:09:17,891 because I'm gonna fall flat on my face." 1645 01:09:17,891 --> 01:09:21,940 You do think of excuses not to do things. 1646 01:09:21,940 --> 01:09:22,762 Enough. Enough. 1647 01:09:22,762 --> 01:09:25,650 Okay, fine. 1648 01:09:25,650 --> 01:09:27,000 Yeah, okay. 1649 01:09:28,201 --> 01:09:29,536 What? 1650 01:09:29,536 --> 01:09:31,871 Fine. I mean, I get it. 1651 01:09:31,871 --> 01:09:34,240 And you're right. 1652 01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:37,510 - Oh. - Oh. 1653 01:09:37,510 --> 01:09:39,479 Okay. Good. 1654 01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:43,830 [light laughter] 1655 01:09:43,830 --> 01:09:44,384 - Do me. Do my... - DIANE: What? 1656 01:09:44,384 --> 01:09:45,885 Do my tough love. 1657 01:09:51,910 --> 01:09:55,195 Honestly, I think you are doing just fine. 1658 01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:58,231 Yeah. I mean, I've got nothing. 1659 01:09:58,231 --> 01:10:02,102 You've... You made love in a water taxi in Venice. 1660 01:10:02,102 --> 01:10:05,271 - [laughing] - You've had an amazing life. 1661 01:10:05,271 --> 01:10:06,973 Just don't get another cat. 1662 01:10:06,973 --> 01:10:08,241 [laughter] 1663 01:10:08,241 --> 01:10:09,642 - No. - Oy. 1664 01:10:09,642 --> 01:10:11,544 - And there you have it. - DIANE: Ah. 1665 01:10:11,544 --> 01:10:13,847 We'll always have Venice. 1666 01:10:13,847 --> 01:10:15,348 Is that the line? 1667 01:10:15,348 --> 01:10:17,584 Paris. "We'll always have Paris." 1668 01:10:17,584 --> 01:10:19,586 It's from Casablanca. 1669 01:10:19,586 --> 01:10:21,688 But Venice works, too. 1670 01:10:21,688 --> 01:10:23,556 [sighing] 1671 01:10:23,556 --> 01:10:25,492 - Okay. - Oh, my God. 1672 01:10:25,492 --> 01:10:27,861 A good night of sleep will make us all 1673 01:10:27,861 --> 01:10:29,963 feel better, I'm sure. 1674 01:10:29,963 --> 01:10:32,565 Luckily, that's not an option. 1675 01:10:35,101 --> 01:10:37,170 [birds chirping] 1676 01:10:44,770 --> 01:10:45,879 POLICE CHIEF: Well, well, well. 1677 01:10:45,879 --> 01:10:47,580 [all gasping, groaning] 1678 01:10:47,580 --> 01:10:50,417 Look who it is. Signora Troublemaker. 1679 01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:52,986 God. You again? 1680 01:10:52,986 --> 01:10:56,423 I should say the same thing. 1681 01:10:56,423 --> 01:10:58,240 I have some bad news. 1682 01:10:58,240 --> 01:10:59,693 SHARON: The juicer's broken, 1683 01:10:59,693 --> 01:11:02,462 so our juice won't be fresh-squeezed this morning? 1684 01:11:03,697 --> 01:11:06,433 Comedy. You don't do comedy? 1685 01:11:06,433 --> 01:11:07,967 I think you're growing on him. 1686 01:11:07,967 --> 01:11:09,302 - Rico. - Oh. 1687 01:11:09,302 --> 01:11:11,400 [Vivian sighs] 1688 01:11:13,573 --> 01:11:18,211 Look what he got from Trenitalia. 1689 01:11:18,211 --> 01:11:19,546 [all gasping] 1690 01:11:19,546 --> 01:11:21,214 It was turned in with your luggage tag. 1691 01:11:21,214 --> 01:11:22,982 - No. - Oh, God. 1692 01:11:22,982 --> 01:11:25,352 You've got to be kidding me. 1693 01:11:25,352 --> 01:11:26,653 The ashes? 1694 01:11:26,653 --> 01:11:30,423 So, you're aware it's illegal? Hmm? 1695 01:11:30,423 --> 01:11:32,359 - Oh, we had a feeling. - VIVIAN: Oh, God. 1696 01:11:32,359 --> 01:11:34,227 This wedding is doomed. 1697 01:11:34,227 --> 01:11:35,995 Wedding? 1698 01:11:35,995 --> 01:11:38,131 This is a bachelorette trip, no? 1699 01:11:38,131 --> 01:11:39,632 A surprise wedding. 1700 01:11:39,632 --> 01:11:41,468 Her first one. 1701 01:11:41,468 --> 01:11:44,204 Oh. I'm sorry. 1702 01:11:44,204 --> 01:11:46,306 You don't have to be a jerk about it. 1703 01:11:46,306 --> 01:11:48,410 I'm not. I mean it. 1704 01:11:48,410 --> 01:11:51,745 Although, in hindsight, I wish I missed my first wedding. 1705 01:11:51,745 --> 01:11:53,747 Maybe it's a blessing. 1706 01:11:53,747 --> 01:11:56,216 No. This one was meant to be. 1707 01:11:56,216 --> 01:11:58,184 Well, obviously not. 1708 01:11:58,184 --> 01:11:59,686 We're destined to fail. 1709 01:11:59,686 --> 01:12:01,454 - I'm not cut out to be married. - [groans] 1710 01:12:01,454 --> 01:12:03,189 I think we can all agree on that. 1711 01:12:03,189 --> 01:12:05,625 Chief, are you happy you got to be part of the end 1712 01:12:05,625 --> 01:12:07,930 of this fairy tale for this woman? 1713 01:12:07,930 --> 01:12:08,795 Does that make you feel good? 1714 01:12:09,696 --> 01:12:11,831 No, actually. 1715 01:12:11,831 --> 01:12:13,533 But this is life. 1716 01:12:13,533 --> 01:12:14,901 It's not fair. 1717 01:12:14,901 --> 01:12:17,370 It doesn't always feel good. 1718 01:12:17,370 --> 01:12:19,706 But what can I do? 1719 01:12:19,706 --> 01:12:22,750 No one ever thinks they can do anything. 1720 01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:24,944 I... I'm so sick of it. 1721 01:12:24,944 --> 01:12:28,480 Everyone always just throws up their hand and says, 1722 01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:29,783 "Well, it's not meant to be." 1723 01:12:29,783 --> 01:12:31,217 It's pathetic. 1724 01:12:31,217 --> 01:12:33,219 Y-You're a police chief. 1725 01:12:33,219 --> 01:12:35,488 Don't tell me you got into this work 1726 01:12:35,488 --> 01:12:37,991 without wanting to make a difference, did you? 1727 01:12:37,991 --> 01:12:39,793 Didn't you think, 1728 01:12:39,793 --> 01:12:41,361 "I'm the good guy, I'm the hero"? 1729 01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:42,729 Isn't that what you thought? 1730 01:12:42,729 --> 01:12:44,431 And-and-and now what? 1731 01:12:44,431 --> 01:12:47,000 Nothing? Now "that's life"? 1732 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,268 No. 1733 01:12:48,268 --> 01:12:50,236 Life is what you make of it. 1734 01:12:50,236 --> 01:12:51,705 So do something. 1735 01:12:51,705 --> 01:12:53,139 Do something brave. 1736 01:12:53,139 --> 01:12:56,242 Do something unexpected. 1737 01:12:56,242 --> 01:12:57,944 But do something, 1738 01:12:57,944 --> 01:12:59,979 because you have four women in a jail cell 1739 01:12:59,979 --> 01:13:03,416 who are desperately hoping for a reason to believe 1740 01:13:03,416 --> 01:13:06,319 there's still a reason to believe. 1741 01:13:09,255 --> 01:13:11,458 So do something, goddamn it, 1742 01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:15,128 because this isn't the end of the freaking story. 1743 01:13:20,900 --> 01:13:22,869 I have an idea. 1744 01:13:22,869 --> 01:13:24,537 [women gasping] 1745 01:13:25,572 --> 01:13:27,607 - Oh, my God. - Oh, you're letting us go? 1746 01:13:29,743 --> 01:13:32,145 Oh, God. Tell me that clock is fast. 1747 01:13:32,145 --> 01:13:34,114 Nothing in this country is fast. 1748 01:13:34,114 --> 01:13:37,150 ["Felicità" by Al Bano and Romina Power playing] 1749 01:13:37,150 --> 01:13:39,886 [song continues with lyrics in Italian] 1750 01:13:52,650 --> 01:13:54,200 ♪ 1751 01:14:01,808 --> 01:14:03,910 DIANE: Chief. 1752 01:14:04,878 --> 01:14:07,280 I've got one passenger 1753 01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:09,816 that needs to be dropped off a little early. 1754 01:14:09,816 --> 01:14:12,619 You think you could make that happen? 1755 01:14:12,619 --> 01:14:15,210 That would require a permit. 1756 01:14:15,210 --> 01:14:17,490 - Oh. - POLICE CHIEF: Wait. 1757 01:14:17,490 --> 01:14:21,227 [chuckling]: Or a special... special police permission. 1758 01:14:23,630 --> 01:14:25,198 [Diane sighs] 1759 01:14:26,990 --> 01:14:28,680 I know a place. 1760 01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:30,203 ♪ 1761 01:14:38,478 --> 01:14:40,647 - POLICE CHIEF: Go for it. - Huh? 1762 01:14:40,647 --> 01:14:42,182 Go for it. 1763 01:14:42,182 --> 01:14:44,117 SHARON: You can do it, Diane. 1764 01:14:44,117 --> 01:14:46,119 - [all gasping] - CAROL: Careful, Diane! 1765 01:14:46,119 --> 01:14:47,420 Careful! 1766 01:14:47,420 --> 01:14:49,122 I can't open it. 1767 01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:52,325 The top, it's stuck. 1768 01:14:53,259 --> 01:14:55,328 I can't... I... What the... 1769 01:14:55,328 --> 01:14:57,330 - I can't open it. - [others gasping, exclaiming] 1770 01:14:57,330 --> 01:14:58,631 CAROL: Oh, my God! 1771 01:14:58,631 --> 01:15:01,000 - Diane! - [screams] 1772 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,836 - VIVIAN: Oh, my... Careful! - CAROL: Oh, careful! 1773 01:15:02,836 --> 01:15:05,205 VIVIAN: Oh, God. 1774 01:15:06,139 --> 01:15:07,974 DIANE: I did it. 1775 01:15:07,974 --> 01:15:10,510 [muttering] 1776 01:15:10,510 --> 01:15:12,645 ♪ 1777 01:15:13,980 --> 01:15:16,349 He really was such a good man. 1778 01:15:16,349 --> 01:15:18,551 - He really was. - Yeah. 1779 01:15:18,551 --> 01:15:20,553 [crying]: I really did love him. 1780 01:15:20,553 --> 01:15:22,856 - He loved you, too. - [whimpers softly] 1781 01:15:22,856 --> 01:15:24,524 - He would've liked this, right? - Yeah. 1782 01:15:24,524 --> 01:15:27,160 I mean, well, minus the skydiving part. 1783 01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:30,130 [laughter] 1784 01:15:30,130 --> 01:15:31,798 - Thank you. - Oh. 1785 01:15:31,798 --> 01:15:33,867 ♪ 1786 01:15:50,717 --> 01:15:52,819 ♪ 1787 01:16:01,995 --> 01:16:05,131 I knew I liked you the moment I met you. 1788 01:16:05,131 --> 01:16:07,901 [chuckles] For me, it took a little longer. 1789 01:16:07,901 --> 01:16:09,135 [laughs] 1790 01:16:09,135 --> 01:16:11,370 How can I repay you? 1791 01:16:12,172 --> 01:16:15,208 Save me a dance, and we call it even. 1792 01:16:15,208 --> 01:16:18,780 Bring the handcuffs, and you've got a deal. 1793 01:16:18,780 --> 01:16:19,446 [chuckles] 1794 01:16:21,581 --> 01:16:23,883 - [song fading] - [Diane gasps] 1795 01:16:23,883 --> 01:16:26,190 MAN: Buongiorno! 1796 01:16:26,953 --> 01:16:28,455 The bride is here. 1797 01:16:28,455 --> 01:16:30,900 Grazie al Signore. 1798 01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:33,927 My name is Pasquale, and I'm ready to marry you. 1799 01:16:33,927 --> 01:16:35,962 Get in line, Pasquale. 1800 01:16:35,962 --> 01:16:37,197 She's taken. 1801 01:16:37,197 --> 01:16:38,765 [laughs] 1802 01:16:38,765 --> 01:16:41,301 I sleep, breathe... I dream your wedding. 1803 01:16:41,301 --> 01:16:43,737 I live to make this wedding happen. 1804 01:16:43,737 --> 01:16:46,506 It is my oxygen. 1805 01:16:46,506 --> 01:16:48,208 That's so nice. Thank you. 1806 01:16:48,208 --> 01:16:51,440 Yes, but do you think that maybe we should get going? 1807 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:52,512 Siì, si, siì, si. Andiamo. 1808 01:16:52,512 --> 01:16:54,681 Music to my ears. [chuckles] 1809 01:16:54,681 --> 01:16:56,549 Oh, my God. 1810 01:16:56,549 --> 01:16:59,519 Only a little behind schedule. 1811 01:16:59,519 --> 01:17:01,870 No worries. 1812 01:17:01,870 --> 01:17:03,456 I will check on the groom and be back to you 1813 01:17:03,456 --> 01:17:05,125 - molto, molto presto. - Oh, thank you. 1814 01:17:05,125 --> 01:17:06,793 [speaking Italian] 1815 01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:07,994 Yeah. 1816 01:17:07,994 --> 01:17:09,950 Oh. I-I'm gonna go call Bruce. 1817 01:17:09,950 --> 01:17:10,263 - Oh. - I'll catch up. 1818 01:17:10,263 --> 01:17:11,464 - Okay. Okay. - O-Okay, great. 1819 01:17:11,464 --> 01:17:12,999 Let-let's meet in Viv's room. 1820 01:17:12,999 --> 01:17:15,935 - We made it. - Yes. 1821 01:17:15,935 --> 01:17:17,971 [birds chirping] 1822 01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:24,110 [strings playing elegant classical tune] 1823 01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:28,848 [speaking Italian] 1824 01:17:28,848 --> 01:17:30,250 Few moment more. 1825 01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:31,918 - Per favore. Per favore. - [music stops] 1826 01:17:31,918 --> 01:17:34,688 [continues in Italian] 1827 01:17:34,688 --> 01:17:36,156 ARTHUR: Ciao, Pasquale. 1828 01:17:36,156 --> 01:17:37,924 Signor Arthur! 1829 01:17:41,270 --> 01:17:42,595 Signor Arthur. 1830 01:17:42,595 --> 01:17:44,831 What's the good word, Pasquale? 1831 01:17:44,831 --> 01:17:48,435 I am very happy to say your bride-to-be is officially here. 1832 01:17:48,435 --> 01:17:50,170 Shall I take you to her? 1833 01:17:50,170 --> 01:17:52,439 Oh, I believe that it's bad luck for the groom 1834 01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:54,574 to see the bride before the ceremony, isn't it? 1835 01:17:54,574 --> 01:17:56,900 I don't believe in luck. 1836 01:17:56,900 --> 01:17:57,444 I believe in love. 1837 01:17:57,444 --> 01:17:58,812 [laughing] 1838 01:17:58,812 --> 01:18:00,513 Well, that's why we're all here. 1839 01:18:00,513 --> 01:18:03,516 But when you've waited as long as I have, 1840 01:18:03,516 --> 01:18:05,510 what's a few more minutes? 1841 01:18:05,510 --> 01:18:07,120 It's true. 1842 01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:09,255 ♪ 1843 01:18:16,262 --> 01:18:19,332 DIANE: Oh, my God. 1844 01:18:19,332 --> 01:18:22,602 This is the best sight I've seen in all of Italy. 1845 01:18:23,870 --> 01:18:25,271 Oh. 1846 01:18:25,271 --> 01:18:26,706 I missed you so much. 1847 01:18:26,706 --> 01:18:28,575 Mmm. 1848 01:18:30,710 --> 01:18:32,545 You think this is really gonna happen? 1849 01:18:32,545 --> 01:18:34,314 Mm-hmm. 1850 01:18:34,314 --> 01:18:36,490 - I do. I think so. - Mm. Good. 1851 01:18:36,490 --> 01:18:37,884 - Yeah. - I love a wedding. 1852 01:18:37,884 --> 01:18:40,286 Such a romantic. 1853 01:18:40,286 --> 01:18:42,880 - I better change, though. - Better not. 1854 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:43,923 Oh. -I love you just the way you are. 1855 01:18:43,923 --> 01:18:46,793 Oh, come on. Don't burn up all your romanticism. 1856 01:18:46,793 --> 01:18:48,561 I mean, we still got a long day ahead of us. 1857 01:18:48,561 --> 01:18:51,970 You know I don't... [gasps] 1858 01:18:51,970 --> 01:18:52,332 Oh, my God. 1859 01:18:52,332 --> 01:18:54,300 [laughing]: Oh, Mitchell. 1860 01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:56,736 - What did you do? - I had no choice. 1861 01:18:56,736 --> 01:18:59,739 When I saw that picture, I... I had to make a call. 1862 01:18:59,739 --> 01:19:01,741 I can't wear this, can I? 1863 01:19:01,741 --> 01:19:05,645 Donato assured me that this dress was perfetto for today. 1864 01:19:05,645 --> 01:19:07,514 So, who am I to argue? 1865 01:19:08,515 --> 01:19:09,816 You're real trouble, you know that? 1866 01:19:09,816 --> 01:19:11,251 That's why I'm here. 1867 01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:15,922 Yeah. Trouble. 1868 01:19:18,958 --> 01:19:20,794 [sighs] 1869 01:19:22,262 --> 01:19:24,640 Oh, Viv. 1870 01:19:25,310 --> 01:19:27,330 Look at you. 1871 01:19:28,340 --> 01:19:30,704 You look truly beautiful. 1872 01:19:30,704 --> 01:19:32,272 You think? Yeah? 1873 01:19:32,272 --> 01:19:34,574 - Thank you. - Stunning. 1874 01:19:34,574 --> 01:19:36,943 Thank you. So do you. 1875 01:19:36,943 --> 01:19:39,579 Are we ready for this? 1876 01:19:39,579 --> 01:19:41,348 [sighs] Oh, my goodness. 1877 01:19:41,348 --> 01:19:42,649 Oh, hi. 1878 01:19:42,649 --> 01:19:44,284 That's the dress. 1879 01:19:44,284 --> 01:19:46,219 - Uh-huh. - How did you get it? 1880 01:19:46,219 --> 01:19:48,254 - Oh, Mitchell. - Oh, my God. 1881 01:19:48,254 --> 01:19:50,690 This guy pulls things out of his sleeve. 1882 01:19:50,690 --> 01:19:52,580 I know. 1883 01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:53,793 Bruce still isn't answering his phone. 1884 01:19:53,793 --> 01:19:55,161 - Oh. - Sorry. 1885 01:19:55,161 --> 01:19:56,529 Oh. 1886 01:19:56,529 --> 01:19:58,298 - Oh, my God. - DIANE: Oh! [laughs] 1887 01:19:58,298 --> 01:20:00,567 You all look so beautiful. 1888 01:20:00,567 --> 01:20:02,135 VIVIAN: Oh, God. 1889 01:20:02,135 --> 01:20:05,438 Oh, God. Why do I feel so nervous? 1890 01:20:05,438 --> 01:20:07,874 No, it's-it's just wedding day jitters. 1891 01:20:07,874 --> 01:20:10,110 It's just totally normal. 1892 01:20:10,110 --> 01:20:11,845 ♪ 1893 01:20:11,845 --> 01:20:13,680 [birds chirping] 1894 01:20:16,149 --> 01:20:17,384 This is it. 1895 01:20:17,384 --> 01:20:18,985 - Yeah. - This is it. 1896 01:20:18,985 --> 01:20:20,887 It's gonna be great. 1897 01:20:22,622 --> 01:20:25,910 Can I just say how much I love you all? 1898 01:20:25,910 --> 01:20:27,260 And this was the best bachelorette trip 1899 01:20:27,260 --> 01:20:28,728 I could imagine. 1900 01:20:28,728 --> 01:20:30,296 - [laughs] - That is so good, 1901 01:20:30,296 --> 01:20:32,265 because it's the best one we could've thrown. 1902 01:20:32,265 --> 01:20:33,867 - Yeah. Big-time. - [laughter] 1903 01:20:33,867 --> 01:20:35,969 We way over-delivered. 1904 01:20:35,969 --> 01:20:38,271 - Yeah, what else is new? - Yeah. 1905 01:20:38,271 --> 01:20:39,572 - Okay, I need a hug. - Ooh! 1906 01:20:39,572 --> 01:20:41,700 All right. 1907 01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:42,976 ALL: Aw. 1908 01:20:44,444 --> 01:20:45,912 You're the loves of my life. 1909 01:20:45,912 --> 01:20:47,180 - You know that. - No. 1910 01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:49,149 Oh, we love you, too. 1911 01:20:49,149 --> 01:20:51,918 And I love you all, but it's time. 1912 01:20:51,918 --> 01:20:54,200 Let's get you in that dress. 1913 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:55,855 - Okay. - [sighs] 1914 01:20:55,855 --> 01:20:58,291 Oh, here. 1915 01:20:58,291 --> 01:20:59,759 - Mmm. - Oh. 1916 01:20:59,759 --> 01:21:03,163 - [Sharon chuckles] - Um, yeah. 1917 01:21:03,163 --> 01:21:05,198 - I hope that was mine. - [laughter] 1918 01:21:05,198 --> 01:21:07,367 - Whoa. - Oh. -Oh. 1919 01:21:09,469 --> 01:21:11,204 - CAROL: Hmm. - Okay. 1920 01:21:11,204 --> 01:21:13,873 Well, one of these was definitely not mine. 1921 01:21:14,941 --> 01:21:17,210 Showtime, people. 1922 01:21:19,245 --> 01:21:20,780 [speaks Italian] 1923 01:21:20,780 --> 01:21:23,216 For real this time. 1924 01:21:23,216 --> 01:21:26,219 [playing elegant classical tune] 1925 01:21:26,219 --> 01:21:28,688 [speaking Italian] 1926 01:21:28,688 --> 01:21:30,957 Well, here we go. 1927 01:21:32,625 --> 01:21:34,828 [sighs heavily] Oh, God. 1928 01:21:34,828 --> 01:21:36,496 - What? - What? 1929 01:21:36,496 --> 01:21:37,831 What? 1930 01:21:37,831 --> 01:21:39,899 - I think I'm gonna be sick. - Oh, no. 1931 01:21:39,899 --> 01:21:41,634 Well, you know what that means, don't you? 1932 01:21:41,634 --> 01:21:43,360 No. What? 1933 01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:44,704 You're pregnant. 1934 01:21:44,704 --> 01:21:47,730 I mean, at least that's what it meant at my wedding. 1935 01:21:47,730 --> 01:21:48,274 [light laughter] 1936 01:21:48,274 --> 01:21:49,709 - Seriously, I... - Huh? Huh? 1937 01:21:49,709 --> 01:21:51,778 This is crazy. 1938 01:21:51,778 --> 01:21:53,980 I don't know why I agreed to do this. 1939 01:21:53,980 --> 01:21:55,715 I mean, it makes no sense. 1940 01:21:55,715 --> 01:21:57,851 Of course not. But don't you understand? 1941 01:21:57,851 --> 01:22:00,286 That's what makes it so amazing. 1942 01:22:00,286 --> 01:22:03,123 Loving someone and having them love you 1943 01:22:03,123 --> 01:22:04,958 is reason enough. 1944 01:22:04,958 --> 01:22:07,560 Look at you. Look where we are. 1945 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:09,295 Look at what we've been through. 1946 01:22:09,295 --> 01:22:11,970 We made it. And you, Viv. 1947 01:22:11,970 --> 01:22:13,990 You have never been one to follow the flock, 1948 01:22:13,990 --> 01:22:15,702 because you are your own drummer boy, okay? 1949 01:22:15,702 --> 01:22:17,270 So just trust your heart, Viv. 1950 01:22:17,270 --> 01:22:19,239 Trust it. Trust it. 1951 01:22:19,239 --> 01:22:21,740 'Cause it always guides you right. 1952 01:22:21,740 --> 01:22:22,575 Always. 1953 01:22:23,576 --> 01:22:25,278 SHARON: She's right, Slim. 1954 01:22:25,278 --> 01:22:27,647 You deserve your fairy-tale ending. 1955 01:22:27,647 --> 01:22:28,982 Let's go get it. 1956 01:22:28,982 --> 01:22:30,417 CAROL: Yeah, you've earned it. 1957 01:22:30,417 --> 01:22:32,285 Think of all we've overcome to get here. 1958 01:22:32,285 --> 01:22:35,555 That's true, and now all the problems are behind us. 1959 01:22:35,555 --> 01:22:38,124 [takes deep breath] 1960 01:22:38,124 --> 01:22:39,959 We have a problem. 1961 01:22:39,959 --> 01:22:42,128 I knew as soon as I said it. 1962 01:22:42,128 --> 01:22:45,598 It's fine. We are going to make a little pause. 1963 01:22:45,598 --> 01:22:46,666 SHARON: A pause? 1964 01:22:46,666 --> 01:22:48,301 Wha... Wh-Why? 1965 01:22:48,301 --> 01:22:50,360 The priest is missing. 1966 01:22:51,705 --> 01:22:53,406 The priest is missing? 1967 01:22:56,676 --> 01:22:58,311 This feels like a bad omen. 1968 01:22:58,311 --> 01:22:59,679 Mm-mm-mm. 1969 01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:02,482 Oh, fine. 1970 01:23:02,482 --> 01:23:04,351 I'll do it. 1971 01:23:04,351 --> 01:23:05,885 What? 1972 01:23:05,885 --> 01:23:07,854 I'll perform the ceremony. 1973 01:23:07,854 --> 01:23:09,122 [Diane chuckling] 1974 01:23:09,122 --> 01:23:10,790 - Really? - Yeah. I'll marry you. 1975 01:23:10,790 --> 01:23:13,260 - VIVIAN: What? - Yes! 1976 01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:15,195 What good is a judicial title 1977 01:23:15,195 --> 01:23:18,298 if you can't degrade yourself in front of your friends? 1978 01:23:18,298 --> 01:23:19,766 - [laughter] - Come on. Let's do it. 1979 01:23:19,766 --> 01:23:22,350 - DIANE: Yeah. Yes. - [speaking Italian] 1980 01:23:22,350 --> 01:23:24,370 [strings continue playing] 1981 01:23:25,338 --> 01:23:27,741 - The wedding is back on. - [guests murmuring] 1982 01:23:27,741 --> 01:23:29,309 - From the top. - [music stops] 1983 01:23:30,944 --> 01:23:32,912 Hey. 1984 01:23:33,813 --> 01:23:36,583 [music resumes] 1985 01:23:41,955 --> 01:23:43,656 Nice save, Your Honor. 1986 01:23:43,656 --> 01:23:46,260 You have no idea. 1987 01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:51,364 Okay, and now it's time. 1988 01:23:51,364 --> 01:23:53,233 Ah. It's time. 1989 01:23:53,233 --> 01:23:54,934 VIVIAN: Mm. 1990 01:23:54,934 --> 01:23:56,770 - Okay. - It's time. 1991 01:23:56,770 --> 01:23:58,805 - [ringtone playing] - Ooh. 1992 01:23:58,805 --> 01:24:01,675 - Oh, oh, that's-that's me. - What? Oh. [chuckles] 1993 01:24:01,675 --> 01:24:03,777 Sorry. Oh, it's Bruce. 1994 01:24:03,777 --> 01:24:05,545 - Go. Take it. - Uh, no. 1995 01:24:05,545 --> 01:24:07,313 - I can call him back. - Take it! 1996 01:24:07,313 --> 01:24:08,782 Okay. 1997 01:24:08,782 --> 01:24:11,351 - Bruce? Hi. - VIVIAN: Un min... momento. 1998 01:24:12,552 --> 01:24:14,654 [strings continue playing] 1999 01:24:17,490 --> 01:24:19,125 - [music stops] - Continue, please. 2000 01:24:19,125 --> 01:24:20,994 Continue. Just one more tiny moment. 2001 01:24:20,994 --> 01:24:23,763 - [music resumes] - Grazie. Grazie, grazie. 2002 01:24:26,766 --> 01:24:29,235 I got your message, Carol. 2003 01:24:29,235 --> 01:24:31,671 I also got your pictures. 2004 01:24:31,671 --> 01:24:33,707 The ones with you and Dough Boy. 2005 01:24:33,707 --> 01:24:35,442 It isn't what you think. 2006 01:24:35,442 --> 01:24:37,510 What are you trying to do, give me another heart attack? 2007 01:24:37,510 --> 01:24:40,146 - Is that your plan? - No. No, Bruce. 2008 01:24:40,146 --> 01:24:42,148 Don't even joke about that. 2009 01:24:42,148 --> 01:24:43,983 Believe me, when I get home, 2010 01:24:43,983 --> 01:24:46,553 things are gonna be so different. 2011 01:24:46,553 --> 01:24:49,689 Our adventure isn't over yet. 2012 01:24:49,689 --> 01:24:52,292 I never should've told you not to come. It... 2013 01:24:52,292 --> 01:24:54,940 Are you sure? 2014 01:24:54,940 --> 01:24:57,664 If I could snap my fingers and fix it all, I would. I... 2015 01:24:57,664 --> 01:25:00,800 Y-You should be here. It's so beautiful. 2016 01:25:01,968 --> 01:25:04,838 You don't think the flowers are a little bit overdone? 2017 01:25:04,838 --> 01:25:06,373 What? 2018 01:25:06,373 --> 01:25:08,441 The flowers. 2019 01:25:08,441 --> 01:25:10,710 I think there's one too many. 2020 01:25:15,415 --> 01:25:17,751 Well, that's better. 2021 01:25:17,751 --> 01:25:19,719 - Oh, my God. - Hi. 2022 01:25:19,719 --> 01:25:22,422 - Bruce, you're here. - Hey. 2023 01:25:22,422 --> 01:25:24,758 CAROL: Oh, God. I can't believe it. 2024 01:25:24,758 --> 01:25:26,893 Well, I wasn't gonna miss the chance to walk 2025 01:25:26,893 --> 01:25:29,129 my favorite girl down the aisle. Come on. 2026 01:25:29,129 --> 01:25:31,598 Unless, of course, you prefer Dough Boy. 2027 01:25:31,598 --> 01:25:33,867 I've got his number. Do you want me to call him? 2028 01:25:33,867 --> 01:25:35,301 Shut up and kiss me. 2029 01:25:38,710 --> 01:25:40,607 - CAROL: Mmm. - [Pasquale clearing throat] 2030 01:25:40,607 --> 01:25:44,110 Oh, this is Bruce. Sorry. 2031 01:25:44,110 --> 01:25:46,846 Oh, thank goodness. Bruce is here. 2032 01:25:46,846 --> 01:25:48,982 [strings playing elegant classical tune] 2033 01:25:50,500 --> 01:25:51,918 To make it official. 2034 01:25:57,557 --> 01:25:58,792 Nice dress. 2035 01:25:58,792 --> 01:26:00,260 - You like it? - Mm-hmm. 2036 01:26:00,260 --> 01:26:02,620 - I just found it in the closet. - Mm. 2037 01:26:02,620 --> 01:26:03,263 - DIANE: Mm-hmm. - MITCHELL: Mm-hmm. 2038 01:26:03,263 --> 01:26:04,698 DIANE: Mm-hmm. 2039 01:26:04,698 --> 01:26:06,633 [chuckles softly] 2040 01:26:18,812 --> 01:26:20,880 - [music ends] - [Diane breathes deeply] 2041 01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:25,452 [playing Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"] 2042 01:26:26,853 --> 01:26:28,955 [guests murmuring] 2043 01:26:32,859 --> 01:26:34,828 GUEST: Wow. 2044 01:26:52,312 --> 01:26:54,447 ♪ 2045 01:27:02,922 --> 01:27:04,891 [music ends] 2046 01:27:04,891 --> 01:27:06,593 - Well... - [Vivian chuckles] 2047 01:27:06,593 --> 01:27:10,497 ...here we all are, which is shocking. 2048 01:27:10,497 --> 01:27:14,000 And not just because we spent last night in a jail cell. 2049 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:17,737 It's shocking because I've known this woman 2050 01:27:17,737 --> 01:27:20,173 since we were 19 years old 2051 01:27:20,173 --> 01:27:23,900 and I never thought there would be a man 2052 01:27:23,900 --> 01:27:26,946 she was willing to walk down the aisle for. 2053 01:27:26,946 --> 01:27:28,882 But there is such a man, 2054 01:27:28,882 --> 01:27:32,218 and he's well deserved of that unique achievement. 2055 01:27:32,218 --> 01:27:33,753 [Vivian chuckles] 2056 01:27:33,753 --> 01:27:37,570 And of my dear friend's hand in marriage. 2057 01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:40,460 - To begin... - Um, uh, h-hold... 2058 01:27:40,460 --> 01:27:43,296 Can I... Can I just say something quickly? 2059 01:27:43,296 --> 01:27:45,965 O-Of course. This is your big day. 2060 01:27:46,900 --> 01:27:48,535 [sighs] 2061 01:27:48,535 --> 01:27:51,204 Arthur, is it okay if I talk to you for just a second 2062 01:27:51,204 --> 01:27:53,506 as though I didn't have this dress on and... 2063 01:27:53,506 --> 01:27:55,975 and you didn't have two rings in your pocket? 2064 01:27:57,210 --> 01:27:59,212 Sure. 2065 01:28:00,347 --> 01:28:04,351 The truth is I never wanted to be a wife. 2066 01:28:05,618 --> 01:28:08,421 You know, I always saw a wedding ring as a chain. 2067 01:28:08,421 --> 01:28:11,491 You know, a... a one-link chain of... 2068 01:28:11,491 --> 01:28:13,626 of limitation. 2069 01:28:15,929 --> 01:28:20,834 But there is no limit to the love that I have for you. 2070 01:28:20,834 --> 01:28:23,636 You know, that's what I've realized. 2071 01:28:23,636 --> 01:28:27,407 That's why I'm here today. 2072 01:28:27,407 --> 01:28:29,409 I love you, Arthur. 2073 01:28:29,409 --> 01:28:31,945 I love you. I want to move to New York with you. 2074 01:28:31,945 --> 01:28:33,713 I want to walk in the streets with you. 2075 01:28:33,713 --> 01:28:36,116 I want to make love in the park with you. 2076 01:28:36,116 --> 01:28:38,118 Well, not the dirty part of the park. 2077 01:28:38,118 --> 01:28:39,419 [light laughter] 2078 01:28:39,419 --> 01:28:41,254 You know, the-the clean part, 2079 01:28:41,254 --> 01:28:44,900 with the trees and the grass and no syringes. 2080 01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:45,992 [laughs] 2081 01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:50,563 We've spent a lifetime apart. 2082 01:28:50,563 --> 01:28:53,433 Now we have to figure out a way how to squeeze a lifetime 2083 01:28:53,433 --> 01:28:55,101 into the time we have left. 2084 01:28:55,101 --> 01:28:57,170 And we can do it. 2085 01:28:57,170 --> 01:28:59,105 We can. 2086 01:29:00,540 --> 01:29:03,710 I choose you, Arthur Riley. 2087 01:29:03,710 --> 01:29:07,747 I choose you today and every day. 2088 01:29:09,482 --> 01:29:11,484 - You may kiss the bride. - [guests murmuring, chuckling] 2089 01:29:11,484 --> 01:29:12,986 Wait. 2090 01:29:12,986 --> 01:29:14,487 Aren't I supposed to say something? 2091 01:29:14,487 --> 01:29:16,923 Oh. Oh, right, sorry. I-I got swept away. 2092 01:29:16,923 --> 01:29:20,560 And-and now, Arthur with his closing remarks. 2093 01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:22,629 Vows, whatever. Go. 2094 01:29:29,602 --> 01:29:31,938 You don't want to be a wife, do you? 2095 01:29:34,407 --> 01:29:36,409 You don't want to be married. 2096 01:29:36,409 --> 01:29:38,712 That's what you just said, isn't it? 2097 01:29:38,712 --> 01:29:41,314 Yes, I-I guess I did, yeah. 2098 01:29:42,849 --> 01:29:44,584 There was a part of me that believed 2099 01:29:44,584 --> 01:29:47,420 that you really wanted to be married, but... 2100 01:29:49,550 --> 01:29:51,157 ...who was I kidding? 2101 01:29:52,726 --> 01:29:54,294 I knew you'd do this. 2102 01:29:54,294 --> 01:29:56,463 I knew it. 2103 01:29:59,466 --> 01:30:01,501 ♪ 2104 01:30:01,501 --> 01:30:03,436 Vivian... 2105 01:30:04,604 --> 01:30:06,639 I don't need the title of husband, 2106 01:30:06,639 --> 01:30:09,642 and I don't need the institution of marriage 2107 01:30:09,642 --> 01:30:12,545 to know that I'm gonna choose you every day. 2108 01:30:13,980 --> 01:30:17,917 I proposed to you when we were in our 20s 2109 01:30:17,917 --> 01:30:21,388 'cause I was so damn in love with you that I-I knew then 2110 01:30:21,388 --> 01:30:23,890 that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. 2111 01:30:25,580 --> 01:30:29,396 And as luck would have it, or some divine masterstroke, 2112 01:30:29,396 --> 01:30:31,698 we reconnected. 2113 01:30:31,698 --> 01:30:34,467 And I'll be damned if I don't still feel the same. 2114 01:30:36,236 --> 01:30:38,505 But a little differently. 2115 01:30:39,506 --> 01:30:42,642 Oh, I don't love you any less. 2116 01:30:42,642 --> 01:30:45,578 And I think I may understand you a little better. 2117 01:30:46,713 --> 01:30:49,382 You're... 2118 01:30:49,382 --> 01:30:53,486 like this ring that I'm holding. 2119 01:30:53,486 --> 01:30:57,490 A complete and perfect circle unto your own. 2120 01:30:57,490 --> 01:30:59,859 And if you're not always free 2121 01:30:59,859 --> 01:31:02,962 to roll on your own the way you want, 2122 01:31:02,962 --> 01:31:05,980 then you're not you. 2123 01:31:06,990 --> 01:31:09,502 And it's you that I love. 2124 01:31:11,938 --> 01:31:13,973 You're my perfect circle. 2125 01:31:16,420 --> 01:31:19,179 So, if you'll allow me a do-over, 2126 01:31:19,179 --> 01:31:22,315 I'd like to ask my question again. 2127 01:31:23,683 --> 01:31:26,152 - GUESTS: Aw. - [guests chuckling] 2128 01:31:26,152 --> 01:31:29,589 Vivian, I love you with all my heart. 2129 01:31:29,589 --> 01:31:33,593 That has never changed, and it never will. 2130 01:31:34,627 --> 01:31:37,731 But I just got to know... 2131 01:31:37,731 --> 01:31:39,899 will you not marry me? 2132 01:31:39,899 --> 01:31:42,350 [laughter] 2133 01:31:42,350 --> 01:31:45,400 There's nothing I'd love more. 2134 01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:46,606 [applause] 2135 01:31:46,606 --> 01:31:49,909 You're supposed to wait for my cue. 2136 01:31:49,909 --> 01:31:51,745 Nobody ever waits for my cue. 2137 01:31:51,745 --> 01:31:55,448 May you always love each other as you do today. 2138 01:31:55,448 --> 01:31:59,619 I now pronounce you not husband and wife. 2139 01:31:59,619 --> 01:32:00,920 - [laughter] - Yes! 2140 01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:02,222 Yay! 2141 01:32:02,222 --> 01:32:03,490 Oh, my God! 2142 01:32:03,490 --> 01:32:04,791 [excited laughter] 2143 01:32:04,791 --> 01:32:06,359 - Thanks, man. - Oh, my God. 2144 01:32:06,359 --> 01:32:07,227 BRUCE: Congratulations, you handsome devil. 2145 01:32:07,227 --> 01:32:09,295 He gets it! [laughs] 2146 01:32:09,295 --> 01:32:12,432 [strings playing Mendelssohn's "Wedding March"] 2147 01:32:12,432 --> 01:32:14,367 Thank you. 2148 01:32:17,700 --> 01:32:18,738 We did it. 2149 01:32:18,738 --> 01:32:20,740 We made it to the end! 2150 01:32:26,790 --> 01:32:27,814 - Wait a second. Come on. - What? What do you mean? 2151 01:32:27,814 --> 01:32:29,315 - Get back up here. - Wait, what? 2152 01:32:29,315 --> 01:32:30,583 - Get back up here. - Oh. 2153 01:32:30,583 --> 01:32:32,352 Can we wait one second, please? 2154 01:32:32,352 --> 01:32:34,521 CAROL: Hmm? 2155 01:32:34,521 --> 01:32:36,560 MITCHELL: Give me one second. 2156 01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:37,657 ["Wedding March" continues] 2157 01:32:37,657 --> 01:32:39,259 You said some things back there about marriage 2158 01:32:39,259 --> 01:32:40,927 I've never heard you say before. 2159 01:32:40,927 --> 01:32:42,662 Uh-huh. 2160 01:32:42,662 --> 01:32:44,464 Uh, can we pause the music a second, please? 2161 01:32:44,464 --> 01:32:46,332 [music stops] 2162 01:32:49,102 --> 01:32:52,539 Did you mean what you said-- that love was reason enough-- 2163 01:32:52,539 --> 01:32:54,541 or were those just words? 2164 01:32:54,541 --> 01:32:56,943 Mitchell, is this really the best time? 2165 01:32:56,943 --> 01:32:58,945 I think it is. 2166 01:32:58,945 --> 01:33:00,847 Well, fine. Why not? 2167 01:33:00,847 --> 01:33:03,149 [chuckling]: I guess it's as good a time as any. 2168 01:33:03,149 --> 01:33:04,784 It is. 2169 01:33:04,784 --> 01:33:07,821 Maybe a few days ago, it would've been just words, 2170 01:33:07,821 --> 01:33:09,689 but not today. 2171 01:33:09,689 --> 01:33:12,258 - Mm. - It's... it's so easy 2172 01:33:12,258 --> 01:33:14,994 to believe in things when we're young, isn't it? 2173 01:33:14,994 --> 01:33:17,997 And we can do whatever we want, and everything is possible. 2174 01:33:17,997 --> 01:33:21,534 And then we get older, 2175 01:33:21,534 --> 01:33:25,105 and life starts to silence us. 2176 01:33:25,105 --> 01:33:26,740 - But guess what. - What? 2177 01:33:26,740 --> 01:33:29,142 - The whisper is still there. - Mm. 2178 01:33:29,142 --> 01:33:32,312 And if you pay close enough attention, 2179 01:33:32,312 --> 01:33:34,714 - you're gonna hear it. - Mm. 2180 01:33:34,714 --> 01:33:37,684 In my case, it was a trip with my friends. 2181 01:33:37,684 --> 01:33:40,860 And I heard it in the art we saw. 2182 01:33:40,860 --> 01:33:41,554 Remember the art? 2183 01:33:41,554 --> 01:33:43,857 And the moments that we shared together. 2184 01:33:43,857 --> 01:33:47,594 And the whisper just got a little bit louder, 2185 01:33:47,594 --> 01:33:50,663 and everything started to feel a little more possible. 2186 01:33:50,663 --> 01:33:55,350 And now, here I am standing in front of the man I love, 2187 01:33:55,350 --> 01:33:57,837 surrounded by my best friends in the world, 2188 01:33:57,837 --> 01:34:02,108 and all I can see is what's in front of me. 2189 01:34:02,108 --> 01:34:03,476 - Mm. - So, you want to know 2190 01:34:03,476 --> 01:34:04,844 - what I think, really? - Yes. 2191 01:34:04,844 --> 01:34:07,847 I think love is reason enough 2192 01:34:07,847 --> 01:34:10,483 and the rest of our lives start today, 2193 01:34:10,483 --> 01:34:12,118 so what are we waiting for? 2194 01:34:12,118 --> 01:34:13,687 - I'm not waiting. - Oh, you're not? 2195 01:34:13,687 --> 01:34:15,155 - [laughing]: Okay. Okay. - MITCHELL: I'm here. 2196 01:34:15,155 --> 01:34:17,290 Oh, boy. I'm not sure how you follow that. 2197 01:34:17,290 --> 01:34:19,859 You don't follow that. You just ride alongside of it. 2198 01:34:19,859 --> 01:34:22,462 And you thank your lucky stars every day that you do. 2199 01:34:23,797 --> 01:34:27,330 Diane, I've never... I've never been married before 2200 01:34:27,330 --> 01:34:30,437 because I never found someone that made me see 2201 01:34:30,437 --> 01:34:33,206 the reason why I should. 2202 01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:37,770 Don't you dare move. 2203 01:34:37,770 --> 01:34:39,790 Oh. What? 2204 01:34:39,790 --> 01:34:40,613 Don't... 2205 01:34:40,613 --> 01:34:42,882 MITCHELL: Arthur, the ring. I need the ring. 2206 01:34:42,882 --> 01:34:44,751 I don't... 2207 01:34:45,785 --> 01:34:46,920 Congratulations. 2208 01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:48,455 - CAROL: Uh-huh. - Thank you. 2209 01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:53,793 [gasps] Oh, no. 2210 01:34:53,793 --> 01:34:55,795 Oh, no. [crying] 2211 01:34:55,795 --> 01:34:57,597 - I can't believe it. - Diane... 2212 01:34:57,597 --> 01:34:59,632 - Okay, yes. Oh, my God. - [guests laughing] 2213 01:34:59,632 --> 01:35:01,668 Yes. Yes. 2214 01:35:01,668 --> 01:35:03,403 You're my reason. 2215 01:35:03,403 --> 01:35:04,904 Will you marry me? 2216 01:35:06,239 --> 01:35:08,341 And I promise I'm not asking because I'm pregnant. 2217 01:35:08,341 --> 01:35:10,430 [laughing]: Yes. 2218 01:35:10,430 --> 01:35:11,811 Hell yes, I'll marry you. 2219 01:35:11,811 --> 01:35:13,246 I'll marry you right now. 2220 01:35:13,246 --> 01:35:15,215 [laughter] 2221 01:35:18,284 --> 01:35:20,186 - Oh, my God. - CAROL: Bruce. 2222 01:35:20,186 --> 01:35:21,821 [laughter, excited chatter] 2223 01:35:21,821 --> 01:35:23,757 BRUCE: Congratulations. 2224 01:35:23,757 --> 01:35:26,590 - Di! - Well, this is fun. 2225 01:35:26,590 --> 01:35:28,762 - Yes. - Diane, you crazy person. 2226 01:35:28,762 --> 01:35:32,999 Do you take Mitchell to be your lawfully wedded husband, 2227 01:35:32,999 --> 01:35:36,236 to love and cherish you from this day forward? 2228 01:35:36,236 --> 01:35:37,837 Yes. 2229 01:35:37,837 --> 01:35:40,674 You're supposed to say, "I do." 2230 01:35:40,674 --> 01:35:42,275 Oh, okay. 2231 01:35:42,275 --> 01:35:44,411 I... I say... 2232 01:35:44,411 --> 01:35:46,279 - yes, I do. - [laughter] 2233 01:35:46,279 --> 01:35:48,140 I'll take it. 2234 01:35:48,140 --> 01:35:49,883 DIANE [laughing]: I'm sorry. 2235 01:35:49,883 --> 01:35:54,954 And, Mitchell, do you take Diane and all her delightful insanity 2236 01:35:54,954 --> 01:35:57,257 to be your lawfully wedded wife? 2237 01:35:58,525 --> 01:36:01,661 - I do, and I can't wait. - [chuckling] 2238 01:36:01,661 --> 01:36:03,997 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 2239 01:36:03,997 --> 01:36:05,465 You may kiss the bride. 2240 01:36:05,465 --> 01:36:06,866 - Nobody waits for my cue. - [applause] 2241 01:36:09,836 --> 01:36:11,571 - Thank you. - Thank you. 2242 01:36:17,277 --> 01:36:18,978 Hey, Chief. 2243 01:36:24,884 --> 01:36:27,200 ♪ 2244 01:36:31,891 --> 01:36:34,294 DIANE: How does a woman in her 70s 2245 01:36:34,294 --> 01:36:36,529 - end up getting married? - [horn honks, guests cheer] 2246 01:36:36,529 --> 01:36:39,566 In Italy, no less. 2247 01:36:39,566 --> 01:36:42,802 She takes control of her own destiny. 2248 01:36:42,802 --> 01:36:45,138 [tires squeal] 2249 01:36:45,138 --> 01:36:47,700 - [engine idling] - Gosh. 2250 01:36:47,700 --> 01:36:49,142 I love you. Love you. 2251 01:36:50,810 --> 01:36:52,812 CAROL: What's she doing? 2252 01:36:55,915 --> 01:36:57,917 - Okay, run. - [Vivian groans] 2253 01:36:57,917 --> 01:37:00,153 No, actually, let's walk fast. 2254 01:37:03,256 --> 01:37:05,392 - [Diane chuckles] - What-what are you... 2255 01:37:05,392 --> 01:37:07,761 What are you doing? 2256 01:37:07,761 --> 01:37:11,331 So... So, I'm gonna do this honeymoon thing, 2257 01:37:11,331 --> 01:37:13,600 but I just wanted to ask, 2258 01:37:13,600 --> 01:37:15,635 well, what are we doing next? 2259 01:37:15,635 --> 01:37:17,137 [laughter] 2260 01:37:17,137 --> 01:37:20,730 I don't know, but I know one thing for sure-- 2261 01:37:20,730 --> 01:37:22,475 we're not gonna leave it up to fate. 2262 01:37:22,475 --> 01:37:24,577 - Right! - Aw. 2263 01:37:24,577 --> 01:37:26,713 ♪ 2264 01:37:30,583 --> 01:37:33,319 DIANE: I love you guys! 2265 01:37:37,357 --> 01:37:40,460 ["Mambo Italiano" by Bette Midler playing] 2266 01:37:42,529 --> 01:37:43,663 ♪ Hey, hey 2267 01:37:43,663 --> 01:37:45,632 ♪ Now it's hey, mambo 2268 01:37:45,632 --> 01:37:47,500 ♪ Mambo italiano 2269 01:37:47,500 --> 01:37:49,690 ♪ Hey, mambo 2270 01:37:49,690 --> 01:37:51,370 ♪ Mambo italiano 2271 01:37:51,370 --> 01:37:52,505 ♪ Go, go, Joe 2272 01:37:52,505 --> 01:37:54,240 ♪ You mixed-up siciliano 2273 01:37:54,240 --> 01:37:55,909 ♪ All you calabrese 2274 01:37:55,909 --> 01:37:57,510 ♪ Do the mambo like crazy 2275 01:37:57,510 --> 01:37:59,179 ♪ And hey, mambo 2276 01:37:59,179 --> 01:38:01,381 ♪ Don't wanna tarantella 2277 01:38:01,381 --> 01:38:03,550 ♪ Hey, mambo 2278 01:38:03,550 --> 01:38:06,252 ♪ No more the mozzarella, hey, mambo ♪ 2279 01:38:06,252 --> 01:38:08,955 ♪ Hey, mambo italiano, try an enchilada ♪ 2280 01:38:08,955 --> 01:38:11,658 ♪ With the fish-a baccalà and ♪ 2281 01:38:11,658 --> 01:38:13,893 ♪ Hey, goombah 2282 01:38:13,893 --> 01:38:17,970 ♪ I love-a how you dance rumba 2283 01:38:17,970 --> 01:38:19,833 ♪ But take-a some advice, paisano ♪ 2284 01:38:19,833 --> 01:38:21,634 ♪ Learn how to mambo 2285 01:38:21,634 --> 01:38:23,370 ♪ If you're gonna be a square 2286 01:38:23,370 --> 01:38:25,138 ♪ You're never gonna go nowhere ♪ 2287 01:38:25,138 --> 01:38:26,840 ♪ Hey, mambo 2288 01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:28,675 ♪ Mambo italiano 2289 01:38:28,675 --> 01:38:30,110 ♪ Hey, mambo 2290 01:38:30,110 --> 01:38:32,780 ♪ Hey, mambo italiano 2291 01:38:32,780 --> 01:38:33,546 ♪ Go, go, Joe 2292 01:38:33,546 --> 01:38:35,548 ♪ Shake-a like a Giovanno 2293 01:38:35,548 --> 01:38:36,950 ♪ Hello, che si dice? 2294 01:38:36,950 --> 01:38:38,551 ♪ Get-a happy in the feets-a 2295 01:38:38,551 --> 01:38:44,924 ♪ When you mambo italiano 2296 01:38:52,265 --> 01:38:54,340 ♪ Shake-a, baby, shake-a 2297 01:38:54,340 --> 01:38:56,236 ♪ 'Cause I love-a when you take-a me and ♪ 2298 01:38:56,236 --> 01:38:58,405 ♪ Hey, jadrool 2299 01:38:58,405 --> 01:39:01,675 ♪ You don't-a have to go to school ♪ 2300 01:39:01,675 --> 01:39:04,444 ♪ Just make a little beef flambino ♪ 2301 01:39:04,444 --> 01:39:06,112 ♪ It's-a like-a vino 2302 01:39:06,112 --> 01:39:07,847 ♪ Kid, you good-lookin' 2303 01:39:07,847 --> 01:39:09,749 ♪ But you don't know what's a-cookin' till you ♪ 2304 01:39:09,749 --> 01:39:12,752 - ♪ Hey, hey - ♪ Hey, hey 2305 01:39:12,752 --> 01:39:16,322 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey 2306 01:39:16,322 --> 01:39:17,957 ♪ Shake-a, baby, shake-a 2307 01:39:17,957 --> 01:39:19,893 ♪ 'Cause I love-a when you take-a me ♪ 2308 01:39:19,893 --> 01:39:23,163 ♪ By the pizzeria, that's-a where I'm gonna be-a ♪ 2309 01:39:23,163 --> 01:39:26,733 ♪ Don't you tell your mama, mama's gonna tell-a papa ♪ 2310 01:39:26,733 --> 01:39:29,869 ♪ There's-a nothin' to it, come on, baby, let's-a do it ♪ 2311 01:39:29,869 --> 01:39:31,838 ♪ Hey, mambo 2312 01:39:31,838 --> 01:39:33,606 ♪ Mambo italiano 2313 01:39:33,606 --> 01:39:35,308 ♪ Hey, mambo 2314 01:39:35,308 --> 01:39:37,143 ♪ Mambo italiano 2315 01:39:37,143 --> 01:39:38,611 ♪ Go, go, Joe 2316 01:39:38,611 --> 01:39:40,480 ♪ You mixed-up siciliano 2317 01:39:40,480 --> 01:39:42,782 ♪ It's so delish-a, everybody come ♪ 2318 01:39:42,782 --> 01:39:44,517 ♪ Capisce how to 2319 01:39:44,517 --> 01:39:50,757 ♪ Mambo italiano... 2320 01:39:50,757 --> 01:39:52,792 ♪ Hey, mambo 2321 01:39:54,361 --> 01:39:56,329 ♪ Hey, mambo 2322 01:39:56,896 --> 01:39:58,732 [song ends] 2323 01:39:58,732 --> 01:40:01,468 ["Anywhere with You" playing] 2324 01:40:08,208 --> 01:40:10,100 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 2325 01:40:10,100 --> 01:40:11,478 ♪ Sign me up 2326 01:40:11,478 --> 01:40:14,140 ♪ For sunsets on a Roman patio 2327 01:40:14,140 --> 01:40:15,648 ♪ Hop a train 2328 01:40:15,648 --> 01:40:17,884 ♪ And say hello to Michelangelo ♪ 2329 01:40:22,722 --> 01:40:25,580 ♪ Just let me pack, I got your back ♪ 2330 01:40:25,580 --> 01:40:26,926 ♪ Through all the thick and thin ♪ 2331 01:40:26,926 --> 01:40:28,661 ♪ Our dandelion dreams 2332 01:40:28,661 --> 01:40:31,640 ♪ Are out there blowing in the wind ♪ 2333 01:40:31,640 --> 01:40:33,400 ♪ My friends, I would go anywhere ♪ 2334 01:40:33,400 --> 01:40:35,902 ♪ Oh, anywhere with you 2335 01:40:39,720 --> 01:40:40,640 ♪ Pitch a tent 2336 01:40:40,640 --> 01:40:43,760 ♪ At Burning Man, get crazy for a while ♪ 2337 01:40:43,760 --> 01:40:44,644 ♪ Jump a float 2338 01:40:44,644 --> 01:40:47,480 ♪ At Mardi Gras just to see you smile ♪ 2339 01:40:47,480 --> 01:40:49,349 ♪ Tell me where you want to go 2340 01:40:49,349 --> 01:40:51,284 ♪ Train or plane, sun or snow 2341 01:40:51,284 --> 01:40:53,386 ♪ Life's too short for saying no ♪ 2342 01:40:53,386 --> 01:40:55,422 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 2343 01:40:55,422 --> 01:40:59,590 ♪ I would go anywhere with you 2344 01:40:59,590 --> 01:41:03,960 ♪ From Tokyo all the way to Timbuktu ♪ 2345 01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:05,398 ♪ Just let me pack, I got your back ♪ 2346 01:41:05,398 --> 01:41:07,233 ♪ Through all the thick and thin ♪ 2347 01:41:07,233 --> 01:41:08,868 ♪ Our dandelion dreams 2348 01:41:08,868 --> 01:41:11,271 ♪ Are out there blowing in the wind ♪ 2349 01:41:11,271 --> 01:41:13,773 ♪ My friends, I would go anywhere ♪ 2350 01:41:13,773 --> 01:41:15,542 ♪ Oh, anywhere with you 2351 01:41:15,542 --> 01:41:17,711 ♪ My friends, I would go anywhere ♪ 2352 01:41:17,711 --> 01:41:19,446 ♪ Oh, anywhere with you 2353 01:41:19,446 --> 01:41:21,247 ♪ Aisle or window, I don't care ♪ 2354 01:41:21,247 --> 01:41:23,160 ♪ How many hours till we're there ♪ 2355 01:41:23,160 --> 01:41:25,118 ♪ I want a dry martini in the air ♪ 2356 01:41:25,118 --> 01:41:27,200 ♪ And a seat right next to you 2357 01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:29,122 ♪ Punch my ticket, count me in 2358 01:41:29,122 --> 01:41:31,257 ♪ Dance till dawn with all my friends ♪ 2359 01:41:31,257 --> 01:41:33,793 ♪ Read the book right to the end ♪ 2360 01:41:33,793 --> 01:41:35,695 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 2361 01:41:35,695 --> 01:41:39,432 ♪ I would go anywhere with you 2362 01:41:39,432 --> 01:41:43,303 ♪ From Tokyo all the way to Timbuktu ♪ 2363 01:41:43,303 --> 01:41:45,672 ♪ Just let me pack, I got your back ♪ 2364 01:41:45,672 --> 01:41:47,474 ♪ Through all the thick and thin ♪ 2365 01:41:47,474 --> 01:41:49,309 ♪ Our dandelion dreams 2366 01:41:49,309 --> 01:41:51,578 ♪ Are out there blowing in the wind ♪ 2367 01:41:51,578 --> 01:41:54,114 ♪ My friends, I would go anywhere ♪ 2368 01:41:54,114 --> 01:41:56,490 ♪ Oh, anywhere with you 2369 01:41:56,490 --> 01:41:58,351 ♪ My friends, go anywhere 2370 01:41:58,351 --> 01:41:59,986 ♪ Oh, anywhere with you 2371 01:41:59,986 --> 01:42:02,155 ♪ My friends, go anywhere 2372 01:42:02,155 --> 01:42:04,457 ♪ Oh, anywhere 2373 01:42:04,457 --> 01:42:07,293 ♪ With you. 2374 01:42:12,565 --> 01:42:14,501 [song ends] 2375 01:42:14,501 --> 01:42:16,636 ♪ 2376 01:42:46,599 --> 01:42:48,668 ♪ 2377 01:43:18,631 --> 01:43:20,700 ♪ 2378 01:43:50,663 --> 01:43:52,732 ♪ 2379 01:44:22,696 --> 01:44:24,764 ♪ 2380 01:44:54,728 --> 01:44:56,796 ♪ 2381 01:45:26,760 --> 01:45:28,828 ♪ 2382 01:45:44,844 --> 01:45:46,946 [music ends]