1 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:17,377 ["I'm a Drifter" playing] 2 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,556 ♪ I'm a drifter ♪ 3 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,358 ♪ I'm a loner ♪ 4 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:34,694 ♪ And I've seen Every city and town ♪ 5 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:38,832 ♪ I'll pass by here And I'll die here ♪ 6 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:42,200 ♪ And some stranger Will lower me down ♪ 7 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:48,408 ♪ I've sat in the shade Of an old apple orchard ♪ 8 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,611 ♪ Watch the big trucks Rolling by ♪ 9 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:55,215 ♪ I've shared a grape soda With a man from Dakota ♪ 10 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:58,718 ♪ And seen ♪ 11 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,200 ♪ A June bug ♪ 12 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:03,456 ♪ In July ♪ 13 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:07,260 ♪ I'm a drifter ♪ 14 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,950 ♪ I'm a loner ♪ 15 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:12,332 ♪ I've seen Every city and town ♪ 16 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:15,969 ♪ I'll pass by here And I'll die here ♪ 17 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,390 ♪ And some stranger Will lower me down ♪ 18 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:25,512 ♪ I've played basketball Through the hoop of a barrel ♪ 19 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:28,248 ♪ And struggled to learn How to swim ♪ 20 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:32,385 ♪ Though I sometimes think Maybe I once was a baby ♪ 21 00:02:32,419 --> 00:02:34,921 ♪ I only ♪ 22 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:37,524 ♪ Pretend ♪ 23 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:41,270 ♪ I was him ♪ 24 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:44,297 ♪ I'm a drifter ♪ 25 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,660 ♪ I'm a loner ♪ 26 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:49,636 ♪ And I've seen every city And town ♪ 27 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:53,306 ♪ I'll pass by here And I'll die here ♪ 28 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,376 ♪ And some stranger Will lower me down ♪ 29 00:02:58,244 --> 00:03:00,130 ♪ I'm a drifter ♪ 30 00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:01,514 ♪ I'm a loner ♪ 31 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:04,751 ♪ And I've seen Every city and town ♪ 32 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:08,588 ♪ And I'll pass by here And I'll die here ♪ 33 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:11,191 ♪ And some stranger Will lower me ♪ 34 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,527 ♪ Stranger will lower me ♪ 35 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:17,697 ♪ Down ♪ 36 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:30,944 ♪ Everything I do Reminds me of you ♪ 37 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:35,215 ♪ Can't get you out of my life ♪ 38 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:37,650 ♪ I tried to forget ♪ 39 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:40,387 ♪ The night that we met ♪ 40 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:45,125 ♪ You keep nagging up on my mind... ♪ 41 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:47,293 Come on. 42 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,462 Where are you? 43 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:52,999 ♪ Everywhere No matter where I go ♪ 44 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:57,704 ♪ I just can't get away Because I'm hung on you ♪ 45 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,341 ♪ Treat me bad You're only using me♪ 46 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:02,442 [cat meows] 47 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:04,911 [mysterious music playing] 48 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:09,949 [cat purring, meowing] 49 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,185 [Mildred] Oh, good cat. 50 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:18,758 Here we go. 51 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,960 [woman yelling] Mildred, do you want something to eat? 52 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,897 [whispering] Mum, be quiet. 53 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,200 [beaded curtain rustling] 54 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:30,904 What, I can't hear you? 55 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,539 [Mildred] Can you make me some toast? 56 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:33,840 Sure. 57 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:35,750 And I know just how you like them. 58 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,409 Razor-sharp triangles, no crusts? 59 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,944 Yeah, that's right. 60 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,815 One more thing, Mildred. 61 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:43,983 [Mildred] What? I'm in the middle of something here. 62 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:45,719 What are the magic words? 63 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:46,920 [Mildred] Please. 64 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,488 Well, that's a magic word, singular. 65 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:50,123 I want the magic words, plural. 66 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,127 Mum, I'm trying to catch Jonesie 67 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,962 in an intricate home-made trap. 68 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:57,297 Can this wait? 69 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,132 Sorry, why in the name of buggery 70 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,967 are you trying to catch our poor, sweet, innocent cat? 71 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,803 -Practice. -[Mum] For? 72 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,338 For the Panthera Pardus 73 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:07,374 that's been haunting our wilderness, of late. 74 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,342 You may know him by his nom de plume, 75 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:11,244 The Canterbury Panther. 76 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:13,880 Panthera Pardus, nom de... 77 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:15,215 -[Mildred] Nom de plume. -[Mum] Nom de plume. 78 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,616 You sure do know a crap ton of words, 79 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:17,951 don't you, my girl? 80 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,420 I'm a card-carrying bookworm, so... 81 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:23,456 Yes, I sure do know a crap ton of words. 82 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,924 Mmm... 83 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,993 But do you know the magic words? 84 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:29,290 Mum! 85 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:30,497 Oh, come on, just say them, 86 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:32,650 and I'll go and get your toast triangles. 87 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,736 I... love... you. 88 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:40,907 Go on... 89 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:45,512 With... all... 90 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:46,813 of my... 91 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:49,282 heart. 92 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:52,552 Was that so difficult? 93 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,587 Yes, actually, yes. 94 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:55,722 [scoffs] 95 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:56,956 [Mildred] It was. 96 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:02,362 [ominous music playing] 97 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,330 -[Jonesie meows softly] -[Mildred whispers] Ha! 98 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,266 Yes, there we go, puss. 99 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,903 That's it. 100 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:13,730 Yes. 101 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,641 Come on, Jonesie. 102 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,748 And... 103 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:25,919 Dinner is served. 104 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:26,920 [trap snaps] 105 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:28,421 -[Mildred gasps] -[rope thuds] 106 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:29,422 [Jonesie meows softly] 107 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:30,924 [metal objects clatter] 108 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,225 Ah! 109 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,496 -Jonesie? -[Jonesie purrs] 110 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:39,165 [Mildred] Psh. 111 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,500 Great! 112 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:43,670 Mum? 113 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,240 [Mildred gasps] 114 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:51,378 If you sneak up on me again, I will pee myself. 115 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,748 And you're gonna have to clean it up. 116 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,158 [floorboard creaks] 117 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:06,226 Mum? 118 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,370 [Mildred whimpers] 119 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:18,438 Mum? 120 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:22,308 -[screams] Mum! -[scream echoes] 121 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:29,149 [doctor] I have some good news, and I have some bad news. 122 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,920 The bad news is you're gonna need a new toaster. 123 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,255 Okay, that one's kaput. 124 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:38,391 The good news is you're not gonna need a new mum. 125 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,361 Yay. 126 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:43,596 Hey, your toaster exploded. 127 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,131 I don't know what the odds are of that happening. 128 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,334 But you know the button you push 129 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,669 when you start the toasting process? 130 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,400 Well, that button was faulty. 131 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,673 And it gave your mum quite the shock, 132 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:56,109 her body went all... jelly-like, 133 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,611 and she flew backwards, and then her head hit the bench, 134 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,460 and then she fell into a coma. 135 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,414 A coma? 136 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:02,916 [doctor] Yeah, well, she's not dead. 137 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:04,484 Okay, so don't worry about that. 138 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:06,453 But she's not fully alive, either. 139 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,722 She's in this wonderful dreamlike netherworld. 140 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,457 I know what a coma is. 141 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,292 Will she be okay? 142 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,460 Well, you listen to me carefully, 143 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,694 okay, Mildred? 144 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,565 I'm not talking to you as a doctor would to a child. 145 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,835 Alright? I'm talking this soul... 146 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,471 to soul. 147 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,339 Will she be okay, yes or no? 148 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:29,420 Well ye-- [sighs]. Yes. 149 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:30,443 But she has what's called a brain bleed. 150 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,450 Okay? So we're gonna need to keep her in here 151 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:33,546 for at least a week, 152 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:34,614 until she stabilizes. 153 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:35,682 A week? 154 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,719 No-- She was supposed to take me camping tomorrow. 155 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,221 I had it all worked out. 156 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,923 She finally took some time off work. She promised. 157 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,358 The camping's gonna have to wait, 158 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,960 I'm afraid, Mildred. 159 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:49,290 But first things first. 160 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:50,430 Where's your dad? 161 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,731 -[mysterious music playing] -[aeroplane swooshing] 162 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,990 [doorbell ringing] 163 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:56,302 Hello. 164 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,371 I'm Strawn. Strawn Wise. 165 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,400 Mildred's biological father. 166 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:03,276 The magician. 167 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,612 Illusionist. 168 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:07,414 Magician sounds... 169 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:08,615 cheap. [chuckles softly] 170 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,287 [floorboards creaking] 171 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,655 [floorboards creaking] 172 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,491 [floorboards creaking] 173 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,327 [floorboards creaking] 174 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,463 -Can I come in? -Can I see some ID? 175 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,166 [Strawn] ID? 176 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,501 Yeah. It stands for Identification Document. 177 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:32,172 I would love to show you some ID, but there's a problem. 178 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:35,709 You see, you actually have it. 179 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,243 -I have it? -[Strawn] That's right. 180 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,846 What'd ya mean, mate? 181 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,140 [in low tone] You have my ID. 182 00:09:41,470 --> 00:09:42,315 I do? Where? 183 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:44,984 Just... 184 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:47,854 [chuckles softly] 185 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,293 I have to say. 186 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:56,496 Normally, I find magicians skin-crawlingly embarrassing, 187 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,664 but you're actually half decent. 188 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,600 Access granted. 189 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,108 [Dotty] Oh, look, mate, just so you know, 190 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,442 I didn't hug the girl. 191 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,277 Even though Lord knows she needs one. 192 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,946 [Strawn gasps] I'm sorry, what? 193 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:14,800 [Dotty] Your daughter. 194 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,149 I specifically didn't hug her. 195 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:17,784 Why? 196 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:20,553 I've heard so many horror stories, okay? 197 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,122 You can't be too careful 198 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,823 with other people's kids these days... Touching them and... 199 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,192 Even hugs are a no-go. 200 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,494 Yeah, I... I guess so. 201 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,498 Right. I'm off. Take care of the girl. 202 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,670 She's in there, glued to a book, as always. 203 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,369 I'm next door on the right if you need anything. 204 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,204 -Yeah, thanks. -Okay. 205 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,839 -Hmm? -No. 206 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:43,877 [breathes deeply] 207 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,545 [bells tinkling] 208 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,417 Mildred, it's me. Strawn. Your dad. 209 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,952 I just flew halfway across the world 210 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,587 to be with you, little lady. 211 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:57,590 And I'm sorry about your mom, but she's gonna be okay. 212 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:58,958 It's official. 213 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:04,164 A licensed medical professional has officially told you 214 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,533 she's officially going to be okay? 215 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:07,834 Is that what you mean by "official"? 216 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,869 Well... no, I... I mean, 217 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,107 she's gonna be okay. [chuckles softly] 218 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,900 I'm sure. 219 00:11:16,420 --> 00:11:17,770 Pretty sure. 220 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:26,186 Hey, do you want to see something amazing? 221 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:32,325 I said, do you want to see something amazing? 222 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,662 Will it take a long time? 223 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,832 -No. -Fine. 224 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,433 Show me something amazing. 225 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,212 Go on. Pick a card. 226 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,116 Now, look at it. 227 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,484 Don't tell me what it is. 228 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,818 Put it back in the deck. 229 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,695 Alright. 230 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,531 Is this your card? 231 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,666 No. 232 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,535 [chuckles softly] Sorry. 233 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,337 It sounded like you said, "No." 234 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,907 It sounded like I said no because I did indeed say, "No." 235 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,776 Okay. 236 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,748 -Is this your card? -I'm afraid it's not. 237 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:29,983 [snickers] Okay. 238 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:33,860 Is that your card? 239 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,223 I can lie and say, "Yes," if it helps. 240 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,327 -This? -[Mildred] No. Sorry. 241 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,629 -This? -[Mildred] No. 242 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,297 -This? -Look, it's okay-- 243 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,598 -God damn it. -Wait! 244 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,169 [finger snaps] 245 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:54,307 Now... Kindly, remove your jaw from the floor and tell me. 246 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,711 Is that your card? 247 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,815 [clicks tongue] Right. 248 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:05,752 Before I get to whether that is or isn't my card, 249 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,520 lemme get one thing straight. 250 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:10,490 Yeah. What's that? 251 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,791 [Mildred] Am I right in assuming 252 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,493 that you snuck around to the back garden 253 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,362 to glue that card to the window 254 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,797 before scrambling back around to ring the front doorbell? 255 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:18,898 No. [chuckles] 256 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,334 It's... It's called magic. 257 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,869 I use the power of magic. 258 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:26,720 Did you or did you not? 259 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,210 Come on. I won't be angry with you. 260 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:33,380 I just... want you to tell me the truth. 261 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,418 [scoffs] 262 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,453 Fine. Yeah, uh, yeah, okay. 263 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,423 But that is your card. 264 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,858 Right? 265 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,795 Wrong. 266 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,598 It is your card. 267 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:55,235 -It... is... not... my... card. -[chuckles] 268 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,670 -Of course, it is. -Fine. 269 00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,806 I give up. It's my card. 270 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,742 Bravo, well done. Spectacular magic trick. 271 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,244 Are you being sarcastic? 272 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:06,913 Hm. 273 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,752 Um, how about you show me your room? 274 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,988 [pleasant music playing] 275 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,794 I can't say I spend much time 276 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,195 in 11-year-old girls' bedrooms, 277 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:25,310 but this isn't what I expected. 278 00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:27,670 What did you expect? 279 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,135 A pink doll house? 280 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:34,507 Pictures of palaces and unicorns and princesses? 281 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,875 Basically. 282 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,446 What was on your walls when you were 11? 283 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,415 A lot of David Copperfield posters. 284 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,984 [surprised] You like David Copperfield? 285 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,953 Like? [scoffs] More like love. 286 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,122 Same. 287 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,257 I'm borderline obsessed to tell the truth. 288 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,360 David Copperfield was my life growing up. 289 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:57,130 Okay. So, we have something in common. 290 00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,299 It is a good start. 291 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,100 Yeah. 292 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,736 Really good start. 293 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,938 What are the odds of us having the exact same favorite book? 294 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,743 Oh, no. I... I'm talking about 295 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:13,546 David Copperfield, the illusionist from the 1990s? 296 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,830 Oh. 297 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,719 I am talking about David Copperfield, 298 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:24,570 the Charles Dickens novel from the 1840s. 299 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:28,940 Oh, I don't know what that is. 300 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,295 [clicks tongue] Guess we don't have 301 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,797 anything in common, after all. 302 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,978 [inquisitive music playing] 303 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,315 What's this? 304 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,252 This... 305 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,653 is the Canterbury Panther. 306 00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:57,157 You could say it's our version of Bigfoot. 307 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,591 There's been sightings for decades, 308 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,161 but no one's ever caught definitive proof. 309 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,762 So, they're offering 50,000 310 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,999 for actual video evidence of its existence. 311 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,201 I... I don't really know New Zealand money yet. 312 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,700 Is that a lot? 313 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,706 Yes. It's a lot of money. 314 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,975 Money Mum and I could really use right now. 315 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,249 [sighs] 316 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,285 She was supposed to take me camping to search for it. 317 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,755 Oh, well. 318 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:29,823 I mean... 319 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,959 I could take you. Maybe? 320 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,962 [inquisitive music playing] 321 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,300 Really? 322 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,733 Sure. 323 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,502 Might help to take your mind off of everything with your mum. 324 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,205 I mean, I don't know the first thing about camping. 325 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:48,375 I've never been, but, you know, maybe we could go. 326 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,410 Just... quickly? 327 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,146 Are you sure? 328 00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,587 [ominous music playing] 329 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,855 [man shrieking] 330 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,864 Ah, you know, now that I think of it, 331 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,532 I... I don't think it's such a good idea. 332 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:15,835 We leave at first light. 333 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:18,905 [nervously] Mm-hmm. 334 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,107 [engine chugging] 335 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:31,117 [wind whooshing] 336 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,774 Hey, stick with me. It'll be fine. 337 00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:59,446 [Strawn] You know where you're going, right? 338 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,583 ["Tarot" playing] 339 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,884 ♪ Jet-white dove ♪ 340 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,619 ♪ Snow-black snake ♪ 341 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,656 ♪ Time has turned his face ♪ 342 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,359 ♪ From the edge of mystery ♪ 343 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:15,762 ♪ Where running is no race ♪ 344 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,197 ♪ Ageless night 345 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,565 ♪ Careless day... ♪ 346 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,566 [boy yelling] Hey! 347 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,868 ♪ Fate reaches out a hand... ♪ 348 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,803 -[boy] Hey there! -♪ Touch the edge of.... ♪ 349 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:24,971 [boy] Hello! 350 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,139 [boy] Hey there! 351 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:30,543 ♪ A story with no end ♪ 352 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:31,611 Hey! 353 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,780 I know you. 354 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,882 You're Strawn Wise. 355 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:38,218 The magician, right? 356 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,653 -Illusionist. But, yes. -[surprised chuckle] 357 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,355 I just knew it was you. 358 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,859 And who's this cute little nipper? 359 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,194 That is my biological daughter, Mildred. 360 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,630 Biological daughter. Is she? 361 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,500 Hi there, Mildred. I'm Reginald. 362 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,768 You look like a Reginald. 363 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,337 That name suits you. 364 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,372 You have a perfect name-to-face correspondence. 365 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,110 [sighs in relief] 366 00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:06,680 I used to watch your show on the telly. 367 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,882 Oh! Thanks. 368 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,450 Thank you. That really means a lot. 369 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,520 Yeah. I used to watch after my night shift. 370 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:13,586 It was on at 4:00 am. 371 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,288 [Mildred] Real prime-time stuff, then. 372 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,924 [Reginald] It's such a shame we don't get it here anymore. 373 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,694 Nobody gets it anymore. 374 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,629 -What? -It's no longer running 375 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,130 here or anywhere. 376 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,733 It was cancelled. 377 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,636 Halfway through the first season, actually, so... 378 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,380 Yeah, I... I don't have a show anymore. 379 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,106 Oh. 380 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,575 I guess the other guy 381 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,243 sort of hijacked the spotlight a little bit. 382 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,378 Is that fair to say? 383 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,748 Who? David? 384 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,416 [Reginald] Yeah, yeah. 385 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,718 Never liked him, myself. 386 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,530 Seamed up his own arse, from the looks of it. 387 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:48,488 Oh. 388 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,724 Thank you. That's very kind of you to say. 389 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,729 Can you still levitate? 390 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:57,997 I certainly can. [chuckles softly] 391 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,660 What are you waiting for? Go on. 392 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,870 [Strawn] What? 393 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,405 Now? Here? 394 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,708 Yeah! Go on, Strawn. 395 00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:10,760 Levitate for an old fan. 396 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:14,714 [mysterious music playing] 397 00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:17,250 [Mildred] Is levitation a lengthy process? 398 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:21,254 I'm asking because we've got a lot of ground to cover today. 399 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:22,322 [Strawn] Okay! 400 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:34,200 I can feel the power, specifically in my feet. 401 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:38,380 I'm talking about the power of levitation, specifically. 402 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,276 [shrill, ominous music playing] 403 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,448 Oh. 404 00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:51,484 Oh, that's mad. 405 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,453 Ah, is this actually happening? 406 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,856 I don't-- He's actually bloody levitating. 407 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:58,240 Yeah, no. 408 00:20:58,580 --> 00:20:59,192 He's not levitating. 409 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,794 What do you mean? 410 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,996 He's put all his weight on the ball of one foot 411 00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:05,498 while lifting both heels off the ground, 412 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,867 thus creating the illusion of levitation 413 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:09,169 from your vantage point. 414 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,374 [Reginald] Oh, yeah. You were right. 415 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,678 Cheers, Strawn. 416 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,213 Cheers for single-handedly destroying 417 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,448 my belief in the power of magic. 418 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,116 Much appreciated, bruv. 419 00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:27,854 Do you want an autograph? 420 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,491 Yeah, go on. 421 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:36,529 [melodious whistling] 422 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,340 [Strawn] You didn't have to, you know, 423 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,609 shatter the illusion back there. 424 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,245 [Mildred] You were conning him with fake magic. 425 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:53,947 It was painful to watch. 426 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,582 [Strawn scoffs] What? 427 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,384 [Mildred] You'll have to pardon my bluntness. 428 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,786 I'm what's commonly referred to as a "brutal realist". 429 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,388 [Strawn] A brutal realist who actually believes 430 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,523 there's a real giant panther out here. 431 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:06,359 [Mildred] Panthers exist. Levitation doesn't. 432 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,610 That's the long and short of it, I'm afraid. 433 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,599 [Strawn grunts] 434 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,360 [Mildred] Keep going. 435 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:19,673 Peanut butter and jelly. 436 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,908 What do you think? 437 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,910 Old Strawn's got some sandwich-making skills? 438 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,781 Must be an American delicacy. 439 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,317 Can't say I'm a fan, myself, 440 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,319 but calories are calories, 441 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,588 and they're in short supply out here. 442 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,791 You know, you don't talk like a... 443 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,292 Like a normal child? 444 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:40,593 I know. 445 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:41,995 I wasn't going to put it that way, exactly. 446 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,663 But, yeah. 447 00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:45,532 My point is, you don't have to dress everything up 448 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:48,468 to sound more sophisticated than you are. [chuckles] 449 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,370 Yeah, says the magician 450 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:53,573 who insists on being called an illusionist. 451 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,408 [mouthing] 452 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:56,576 I mean-- 453 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,878 [melodious guitar playing] 454 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:11,324 [Strawn] So, how you finding school? 455 00:23:11,358 --> 00:23:14,594 Are you having a hard time? 456 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:17,697 [Mildred] Why would I be having a hard time, Strawn? 457 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,666 -No, no, I didn't mean any-- -If you must know, 458 00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:22,869 I'm top of my class. 459 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,337 Straight A's all the way. 460 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,941 I'm captain of the netball team, and... 461 00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:32,779 believe it or not, I was officially voted 462 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,514 The Most Popular Girl In School last winter. 463 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,116 Wow. 464 00:23:37,951 --> 00:23:42,122 My boyfriend, Clarence, Clarence Hargreaves, 465 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:45,325 is the dreamiest guy in the entire school. 466 00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:48,428 He looks like Hercules 467 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:50,630 and his hair smells like apricot jam. [chuckles] 468 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:53,366 A hard... "A hard time"? 469 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,969 I have a hard time staying away from the place. 470 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,537 School is like heaven for me, 471 00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,373 academically, athletically and socially. 472 00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:04,911 What, really? 473 00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:08,815 No, not really. 474 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:11,251 I despise school, and everyone in it. 475 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:13,987 We're hemorrhaging daylight 476 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,655 faster than I'm comfortable with. 477 00:24:15,689 --> 00:24:17,157 Let's pick up the pace, shall we? 478 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,232 [Strawn] What are the chances of a mythical panther 479 00:24:26,266 --> 00:24:27,333 popping up here? 480 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:34,708 [Mildred hums] 481 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:40,547 [flies buzzing] 482 00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:44,317 [Strawn] Jesus! 483 00:24:44,351 --> 00:24:47,320 [melancholic music playing] 484 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,240 -Do you think-- -[Mildred] Yes. 485 00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:52,959 Yes, I do. 486 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,195 One false move out here, and... 487 00:24:56,730 --> 00:24:58,498 that could be us. 488 00:25:06,390 --> 00:25:08,508 He's here. He's here and he's watching us. 489 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:10,343 [dramatic music playing] 490 00:25:10,377 --> 00:25:12,579 [vegetation rustling] 491 00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:21,287 Oh, God. 492 00:25:21,321 --> 00:25:22,455 [twig snaps] 493 00:25:22,489 --> 00:25:24,157 [both gasp] 494 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,326 Oh... sorry. 495 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,663 Not so mythical now, is it? 496 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:31,898 Huh-uh. 497 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:36,169 [Mildred] Come on. 498 00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:41,775 [adventure music playing] 499 00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:43,169 [pants] 500 00:26:48,141 --> 00:26:50,760 [Mildred yells] Strawn! 501 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,811 Strawn? 502 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,217 Having fun? 503 00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:00,253 Soaking it all in, aren't we? 504 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:01,588 Do you want me to help? 505 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:04,491 I thought you'd never ask. 506 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,680 [Strawn] What can I do? 507 00:27:15,101 --> 00:27:16,569 [Mildred] You could start a fire. 508 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:20,600 How does one... do that? 509 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,275 I'd give you a tutorial, but... 510 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,100 at present, 511 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,747 I'm kinda in the middle of putting up our bloody tent. 512 00:27:27,781 --> 00:27:29,582 I have an idea. 513 00:27:29,616 --> 00:27:31,170 -[spark cracks] -[Mildred gasps] 514 00:27:32,352 --> 00:27:34,870 H... How did you-- 515 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,755 It's called magic. 516 00:27:35,789 --> 00:27:37,900 [popping] 517 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:39,250 Actually, it's called a thumb flint. 518 00:27:40,894 --> 00:27:43,530 An essential weapon in any illusionist's arsenal. 519 00:27:46,990 --> 00:27:47,400 [sighs] 520 00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:50,170 I just realized that I only brought one. 521 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:01,381 [owl hooting] 522 00:28:01,414 --> 00:28:03,450 [Strawn] So... 523 00:28:03,483 --> 00:28:04,517 How's your mom doing? 524 00:28:07,654 --> 00:28:09,956 [Mildred] She's in an induced coma, 525 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:12,425 hovering between life and death. 526 00:28:12,459 --> 00:28:13,827 Thanks for asking. 527 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:17,397 No, I mean, apart from the whole coma thing. 528 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:22,302 Just generally, how was she? 529 00:28:22,335 --> 00:28:25,372 She talks too much, works too much, 530 00:28:25,405 --> 00:28:26,706 and has terrible taste in men. 531 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:28,608 No offense. 532 00:28:31,411 --> 00:28:32,712 She means well, though. 533 00:28:33,947 --> 00:28:35,749 She tries her best, 534 00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:38,151 but you could say she's struggling. 535 00:28:38,184 --> 00:28:40,286 I... I don't-- 536 00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:45,158 Her sister, my aunt, 537 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:48,661 is afflicted with the old, substance-abuse nonsense. 538 00:28:49,963 --> 00:28:51,998 No, it's not fair. 539 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,501 It's not nonsense. It's a disease. 540 00:28:54,534 --> 00:28:58,400 Anyway, Mum took out a whole bunch of loans 541 00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:00,400 to put her through rehab. 542 00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:01,441 Now... 543 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,111 She's deep in the hole. 544 00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:09,416 Fifty-thousand-deep. 545 00:29:09,449 --> 00:29:11,117 Jesus. 546 00:29:11,151 --> 00:29:13,653 Why'd you think I'm on the hunt for this panther? 547 00:29:13,687 --> 00:29:16,289 The reward is 50k, for a video of the thing. 548 00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:18,910 Problem solved, right? 549 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,359 Mum will be off the hook 550 00:29:19,392 --> 00:29:22,162 and not having to juggle three stupid jobs. 551 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:27,600 Plus, you know... 552 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:31,538 I do really want to see a great, big, giant panther. 553 00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:36,443 Mm. 554 00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:38,445 Right. 555 00:29:39,713 --> 00:29:42,982 I don't know about you, but I am bloody zonked. 556 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:50,357 Before we go in, 557 00:29:50,390 --> 00:29:52,592 can I make one thing 558 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:54,194 perfectly clear? 559 00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:55,795 What's that? 560 00:29:55,829 --> 00:29:59,299 I know you have a belly full of beans. 561 00:29:59,332 --> 00:30:01,634 But this tent... 562 00:30:01,668 --> 00:30:03,370 is a fart-free zone. 563 00:30:03,403 --> 00:30:04,804 Clear? 564 00:30:04,838 --> 00:30:06,506 Clear. 565 00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:12,612 [Strawn] I'm sorry things never worked out with your mom. 566 00:30:15,348 --> 00:30:17,617 I did ask her to stay with me in Vegas 567 00:30:19,686 --> 00:30:20,787 when she told me she was... 568 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:24,524 When you... 569 00:30:24,557 --> 00:30:26,126 When she was pregnant, you know. 570 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:29,162 I did offer, 571 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:31,698 but... she wanted to stay here. 572 00:30:34,734 --> 00:30:36,803 I don't want you to think that I... I didn't want you 573 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:38,872 or anything like that. 574 00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:40,240 It's just... 575 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:43,576 It's a lot. 576 00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:51,584 I only met your mom once, 577 00:30:51,618 --> 00:30:54,200 for a couple of hours. 578 00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:58,224 [sighs] 579 00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:00,994 It's such a complicated situation. 580 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:09,102 You're not the average child, so... 581 00:31:10,603 --> 00:31:12,380 I feel like I can say... 582 00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:25,785 Good night, Mildred. 583 00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:35,628 You're not really asleep, are you? 584 00:31:35,662 --> 00:31:36,830 Good night, Strawn. 585 00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:46,720 [fart rips] 586 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,242 [fart squeaks] 587 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,810 I'm so sorry. 588 00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:55,181 [dry leaves rustling] 589 00:31:58,818 --> 00:32:01,254 -[twigs snapping] -[leaves rustling] 590 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,661 [loud roar] 591 00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:13,400 [low growling] 592 00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:20,473 [Mildred] Hm... 593 00:32:22,409 --> 00:32:23,410 Jesus. 594 00:32:23,443 --> 00:32:24,778 What? What is it? 595 00:32:25,812 --> 00:32:27,380 I heard a creepy sound. 596 00:32:28,481 --> 00:32:30,583 Am I still dreaming 597 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,485 or did a 42-year-old man 598 00:32:32,519 --> 00:32:34,821 really just wake up an 11-year-old girl 599 00:32:34,854 --> 00:32:37,691 to tell her that he heard a creepy sound in the night. 600 00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:39,492 I'm sorry. 601 00:32:39,526 --> 00:32:41,428 Never mind. 602 00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:43,290 Go back to sleep. 603 00:32:50,370 --> 00:32:54,274 [ominous music] 604 00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:01,470 [stream trickling] 605 00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:06,520 [birds tweeting] 606 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:07,921 [Strawn grunts] 607 00:33:07,954 --> 00:33:09,556 [groans] 608 00:33:09,589 --> 00:33:11,910 -[Mildred] Good morning, Strawn. -Yeah. 609 00:33:11,124 --> 00:33:12,959 Sleep well? 610 00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,127 Not really. 611 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,296 My stomach feels weird and bubbly. 612 00:33:16,329 --> 00:33:18,932 I know. I'm super excited, too. 613 00:33:21,201 --> 00:33:23,370 Get some caffeine in you and let's move. 614 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,274 You know... 615 00:33:29,542 --> 00:33:30,810 You can call me "Dad." 616 00:33:32,812 --> 00:33:34,800 Why would I do that? 617 00:33:35,749 --> 00:33:37,817 Most daughters call their dads "Dad." 618 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:41,554 Most daughters see their dads more than once a decade. 619 00:33:41,588 --> 00:33:43,757 Maybe one day, you'll actually call me dad. 620 00:33:43,790 --> 00:33:45,458 -[reverberations] -[bells tinkling] 621 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:48,795 And maybe one day, 622 00:33:48,828 --> 00:33:51,865 you'll actually do a magic trick that impresses me. 623 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:57,504 [uplifting music playing] 624 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:23,296 What is it? 625 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:26,320 We're gonna have to find shelter. 626 00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:28,968 It's gonna rain very heavily and very soon. 627 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,237 [Strawn] What? The sky looks fine. 628 00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:32,339 [Mildred] What's missing? 629 00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:36,209 -[Strawn] Clouds? -[Mildred] Birds, Strawn. 630 00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:38,645 They make themselves scarce before a good old downpour. 631 00:34:39,779 --> 00:34:42,882 [chuckles] I think you're mistaken. 632 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:45,785 I'm pretty confident that it's not gonna rain. 633 00:34:45,819 --> 00:34:48,788 [rain pattering] 634 00:34:50,657 --> 00:34:52,659 [Strawn] So, do you go camping a lot? 635 00:34:52,692 --> 00:34:54,461 [Mildred] This is my first time. 636 00:34:54,494 --> 00:34:55,995 [Strawn] What? 637 00:34:56,290 --> 00:34:57,330 I've always asked Mum to take me, 638 00:34:57,364 --> 00:34:58,932 but, you know what she's like. 639 00:35:00,867 --> 00:35:01,901 Actually, you don't. 640 00:35:03,503 --> 00:35:04,604 I forgot. 641 00:35:09,976 --> 00:35:11,478 She's got me wrapped in cotton wool. 642 00:35:13,146 --> 00:35:14,214 And bubble wrap. 643 00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:18,151 Barely even lets me play in the backyard. 644 00:35:19,419 --> 00:35:21,488 Still wants to walk me to school, you know. 645 00:35:21,521 --> 00:35:24,724 Does wonders for my social life, as you can imagine. 646 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,463 Does she ever talk about me... 647 00:35:31,931 --> 00:35:33,366 Why would she do that? 648 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,601 [chuckles dryly] 649 00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:53,153 She's gonna be okay, you know. 650 00:35:54,454 --> 00:35:55,622 She's in good hands. 651 00:36:08,168 --> 00:36:10,537 It's... It's alright... 652 00:36:10,570 --> 00:36:12,720 to be scared. 653 00:36:13,573 --> 00:36:14,774 It's normal. 654 00:36:21,681 --> 00:36:23,216 [Mildred] So... 655 00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:25,850 what does the average working day 656 00:36:25,118 --> 00:36:26,820 for an illusionist look like? 657 00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:32,250 Well, um, I do appearances. 658 00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:33,126 Parties. 659 00:36:34,227 --> 00:36:36,296 Actually, last week, 660 00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:38,832 I just did a major celebrity's birthday party. 661 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,501 Wow. 662 00:36:41,534 --> 00:36:43,690 [chuckles] 663 00:36:43,103 --> 00:36:45,805 You know, you could try being a little bit more respectful. 664 00:36:45,839 --> 00:36:47,474 I'm sure I could. 665 00:36:50,430 --> 00:36:52,450 I just can't promise I will. 666 00:36:54,781 --> 00:36:57,717 [Strawn] I work hard, you know, providing for you and your mom. 667 00:36:57,751 --> 00:36:59,452 [Mildred] Levitation and card tricks? 668 00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:01,554 Back-breaking stuff, I'm sure. 669 00:37:01,588 --> 00:37:02,889 [Strawn] What I do is both 670 00:37:02,922 --> 00:37:04,524 physically and mentally exhausting. 671 00:37:04,557 --> 00:37:05,859 My wrist strength is equivalent 672 00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:07,827 to that of a professional wrestler. 673 00:37:07,861 --> 00:37:10,300 You think it's easy, making a hundred balloon animals 674 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:11,197 for Vin Diesel's kids? 675 00:37:12,432 --> 00:37:14,367 Balloon animals. 676 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:18,400 And they say air traffic controllers have stressful jobs. 677 00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:19,839 And what the hell is a Vin Diesel? 678 00:37:21,474 --> 00:37:25,450 Only the lead of the greatest franchise in film history. 679 00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:26,246 Well, anyway, whatever, 680 00:37:26,279 --> 00:37:27,614 people need magic in their lives. 681 00:37:27,647 --> 00:37:29,820 I'm doing my best. 682 00:37:29,115 --> 00:37:32,318 I'm doing my best not to punch you in the goolies. 683 00:37:32,352 --> 00:37:34,421 What did I ever do to you? Huh? 684 00:37:34,454 --> 00:37:36,756 Why are you angry with me? Wha... What is this? 685 00:37:36,790 --> 00:37:40,427 Oh, you really want to have this conversation, 686 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:42,395 right here, right now? 687 00:37:43,697 --> 00:37:44,731 Um... 688 00:37:45,932 --> 00:37:47,000 I don't know. 689 00:37:48,368 --> 00:37:51,171 -No. Maybe not. -[vegetation rustling] 690 00:37:51,204 --> 00:37:53,390 Yeah, let's not... 691 00:37:55,208 --> 00:37:56,743 -What? -Don't move. 692 00:37:56,776 --> 00:37:57,877 [vegetation rustling] 693 00:37:57,911 --> 00:37:59,913 Stay completely still. 694 00:37:59,946 --> 00:38:02,820 Is this just a trick so you can punch me in the "goolies"? 695 00:38:02,115 --> 00:38:03,450 No. 696 00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:06,619 [growl] 697 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:09,756 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 698 00:38:09,789 --> 00:38:11,758 [Mildred whispers] Strawn, listen to me. 699 00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:15,595 Do not, I repeat, do not move. 700 00:38:15,628 --> 00:38:19,199 -[mumbles] It's the-- -[Mildred] Panther. 701 00:38:19,232 --> 00:38:21,201 [whispers] It's the panther. 702 00:38:22,268 --> 00:38:23,336 [Strawn whispers] What do we... what do we do? 703 00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:24,671 [Mildred] Shh. 704 00:38:24,704 --> 00:38:25,872 -[panther growls] -[Mildred] Just be quiet. 705 00:38:25,905 --> 00:38:29,109 -Panthers kill people. -I said be quiet. 706 00:38:29,142 --> 00:38:30,844 Well, why wouldn't it kill us? 707 00:38:30,877 --> 00:38:33,713 [Mildred] Because, A, it hasn't seen us yet. 708 00:38:33,747 --> 00:38:36,249 And B, we're going to stay very still, 709 00:38:36,282 --> 00:38:39,486 very quiet and very calm. 710 00:38:45,325 --> 00:38:46,826 [Mildred gasps] 711 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:48,862 [panther snorts, roars] 712 00:38:50,296 --> 00:38:51,464 That's not good, is it? 713 00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:52,832 -Umm -Do we run? 714 00:38:52,866 --> 00:38:54,701 Think you can outrun a panther? 715 00:38:54,734 --> 00:38:56,360 I don't know. Can I? 716 00:38:56,690 --> 00:38:57,570 [Mildred] No, Strawn. No, you can't. 717 00:38:59,839 --> 00:39:01,708 At least, there's water between us. 718 00:39:01,741 --> 00:39:02,909 Cats hate water, right? 719 00:39:02,942 --> 00:39:06,246 Panthers are exceptional swimmers, actually. 720 00:39:06,279 --> 00:39:09,916 -And what do we do? -We stay still. 721 00:39:11,751 --> 00:39:14,788 We don't move and we don't make a sound. 722 00:39:14,821 --> 00:39:17,570 [panther growls mildly] 723 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,328 [panther growls softly] 724 00:39:25,865 --> 00:39:27,333 [bushes rustling] 725 00:39:28,268 --> 00:39:30,236 [both sigh] 726 00:39:31,538 --> 00:39:32,772 [shivers] 727 00:39:33,907 --> 00:39:34,941 [Strawn mumbles] 728 00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:38,378 [Mildred sobs] 729 00:39:38,411 --> 00:39:40,380 [whispers] Mum, if you can hear me, it's going to be okay. 730 00:39:40,413 --> 00:39:41,915 I promise. 731 00:39:41,948 --> 00:39:46,619 P.S. I love you with all of my heart. 732 00:39:46,653 --> 00:39:47,821 There. Happy? 733 00:39:47,854 --> 00:39:49,122 Mildred... [gasping] 734 00:39:49,155 --> 00:39:50,790 Did you get the footage? 735 00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:54,728 I got it. I got the bugger. 736 00:39:55,862 --> 00:39:57,430 [Strawn pants] 737 00:39:57,464 --> 00:39:58,665 How are you holding up? 738 00:39:58,698 --> 00:40:01,167 [wheezes] 739 00:40:01,201 --> 00:40:04,700 That was... a close encounter. 740 00:40:05,772 --> 00:40:07,674 Of the fifty-thousandth kind. 741 00:40:07,707 --> 00:40:08,908 [laughs nervously] 742 00:40:12,145 --> 00:40:13,780 [Strawn pants] 743 00:40:16,820 --> 00:40:18,418 [panther growling] 744 00:40:40,774 --> 00:40:41,941 [Strawn] Mildred, look. 745 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,178 Sorry. 746 00:40:45,211 --> 00:40:47,347 For being an absent father? 747 00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:50,884 What? No, I... I mean, for doubting you 748 00:40:50,917 --> 00:40:52,118 about the panther. 749 00:40:55,989 --> 00:40:59,192 And for the whole absent-father thing, too. 750 00:41:00,527 --> 00:41:01,728 Sorry for that. 751 00:41:03,290 --> 00:41:05,865 Yeah, and I'm sorry about 752 00:41:05,899 --> 00:41:08,134 threatening to punch you in the goolies. 753 00:41:08,168 --> 00:41:12,238 It was rude and uncalled for. 754 00:41:12,272 --> 00:41:14,274 And pretty Freudian, when you think about it. 755 00:41:14,307 --> 00:41:16,543 Uh, not to change the subject, 756 00:41:16,576 --> 00:41:18,978 but you're getting eaten alive. 757 00:41:21,981 --> 00:41:23,917 [mosquito buzzes] 758 00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:27,787 You know, most people just squash the buggers. 759 00:41:27,821 --> 00:41:30,323 Yeah, not... not me. I'm not a murderer. 760 00:41:30,357 --> 00:41:34,861 Uh, always used to make me feel guilty as a kid, killing bugs. 761 00:41:34,894 --> 00:41:36,930 Made me sad 762 00:41:36,963 --> 00:41:39,399 thinking about their babies wondering where they went. 763 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,404 -What? -Don't move. 764 00:41:45,939 --> 00:41:47,340 What? 765 00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:49,542 You've got a weta on your shoulder. 766 00:41:49,576 --> 00:41:51,611 -[Strawn] What, a weta? -[Mildred] A weta. 767 00:41:51,644 --> 00:41:54,547 [ominous music playing] 768 00:41:56,820 --> 00:41:57,917 [yelps] 769 00:41:57,951 --> 00:42:00,253 God, what the hell is that? 770 00:42:00,286 --> 00:42:02,355 What the hell is that? [screams] 771 00:42:10,797 --> 00:42:12,665 Think its babies will wonder where it went? 772 00:42:12,699 --> 00:42:14,401 [pants heavily] 773 00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:22,142 Mum said you used to be on telly. 774 00:42:23,276 --> 00:42:24,878 You were some big-shot magician. 775 00:42:26,579 --> 00:42:28,982 But then another big-shot magician came along 776 00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:30,850 and you became a small-shot magician. 777 00:42:32,652 --> 00:42:34,954 Oh. David Blaine. 778 00:42:36,589 --> 00:42:37,624 We used to be friends. 779 00:42:39,826 --> 00:42:41,828 Until he stabbed me in the back. 780 00:42:43,630 --> 00:42:46,332 He stabbed me and he stabbed me. 781 00:42:46,366 --> 00:42:48,234 And he stabbed me. 782 00:42:51,370 --> 00:42:52,720 [scoffs] 783 00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:56,876 We met doing illusions in the streets of New York. 784 00:42:56,910 --> 00:42:58,712 [indistinct chatter in background] 785 00:42:58,745 --> 00:42:59,779 Became inseparable. 786 00:43:01,614 --> 00:43:03,583 He was like a big brother to me. 787 00:43:05,485 --> 00:43:08,488 We both landed our own TV shows. 788 00:43:08,521 --> 00:43:10,623 Him first, then me. 789 00:43:10,657 --> 00:43:12,625 His show was called Street Magic. 790 00:43:13,727 --> 00:43:16,463 Mine was called Twizted Illusions. 791 00:43:16,496 --> 00:43:19,299 The "s" and Twizted was a "z". 792 00:43:19,332 --> 00:43:21,401 Twizted? 793 00:43:21,434 --> 00:43:24,637 One day, we were riding through Central Park 794 00:43:24,671 --> 00:43:25,705 in a horse-drawn carriage. 795 00:43:25,739 --> 00:43:27,207 [horse neighs in background] 796 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:29,709 We were both wearing burgundy velvet shorts. 797 00:43:29,743 --> 00:43:32,746 I told him I had a series of TV specials planned. 798 00:43:32,779 --> 00:43:34,140 [indistinct speech in background] 799 00:43:34,470 --> 00:43:35,448 I had the whole thing worked out. 800 00:43:35,482 --> 00:43:37,384 I talked him through it. 801 00:43:37,417 --> 00:43:40,420 "I'll be buried alive for a week in Central Park." 802 00:43:40,453 --> 00:43:42,880 The very park we were riding through. 803 00:43:42,122 --> 00:43:43,857 [Strawn speaking in background] 804 00:43:43,890 --> 00:43:47,694 "Then I would be frozen in the block of ice for 72 hours." 805 00:43:47,727 --> 00:43:51,698 "Next, I would stand on top of a tall pillar for 35 hours." 806 00:43:52,832 --> 00:43:54,367 -[horse neighs] -[man laughs] 807 00:43:54,401 --> 00:43:55,602 He just laughed at me. 808 00:43:56,770 --> 00:43:58,371 Said I was crazy. 809 00:43:58,405 --> 00:44:00,507 "Nobody could pull off one of these stunts, 810 00:44:00,540 --> 00:44:02,275 let alone all three." 811 00:44:02,308 --> 00:44:05,178 And then, the greasy little worm 812 00:44:05,211 --> 00:44:07,180 goes and pitches my ideas, 813 00:44:07,213 --> 00:44:09,249 like they're his own. 814 00:44:09,282 --> 00:44:12,485 Signs a... a contract worth millions 815 00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:14,154 and starts ignoring my calls. 816 00:44:15,922 --> 00:44:18,658 So, I go and confront the bastard. 817 00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:24,164 He's at this shark-themed bar in Vegas. 818 00:44:24,197 --> 00:44:26,800 He's there with all his new showbiz buddies. 819 00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:28,201 A few names you may have heard of. 820 00:44:29,903 --> 00:44:34,400 DiCaprio, Maguire, Faustino, Haas, Tip. 821 00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:36,176 As in Q-Tip. 822 00:44:36,209 --> 00:44:38,511 -The celebrated rapper. -Okay. 823 00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:40,580 They're all wearing backwards baseball caps. 824 00:44:40,613 --> 00:44:44,500 And these black baggy suits with one pant leg rolled up. 825 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,786 Like an inside joke, or a ritual, or something. 826 00:44:48,588 --> 00:44:51,991 Anyway, I... I go to talk to David. 827 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:55,161 You know, ask him, why he did that to me, 828 00:44:55,195 --> 00:44:56,696 after everything we've been through. 829 00:44:58,498 --> 00:44:59,532 You know what he did? 830 00:45:02,268 --> 00:45:03,636 He just smiles at me, 831 00:45:03,670 --> 00:45:06,573 and slowly poured his drink over my head. 832 00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:13,790 And then, they all just start barking at me. 833 00:45:13,113 --> 00:45:15,480 Like dogs. 834 00:45:15,810 --> 00:45:18,840 Barking. Barking. 835 00:45:18,118 --> 00:45:19,586 And barking. 836 00:45:19,619 --> 00:45:22,322 [imitates barking] 837 00:45:23,623 --> 00:45:25,191 And David was barking the loudest. 838 00:45:26,493 --> 00:45:29,429 His face was all red and sweaty. 839 00:45:29,462 --> 00:45:32,198 His lips were [panting] turning blue. 840 00:45:32,232 --> 00:45:34,834 It's like he was having a seizure or something. 841 00:45:34,868 --> 00:45:36,670 And what did you do? 842 00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:41,708 What I always do when I see something scary. 843 00:45:44,811 --> 00:45:45,879 Ran away. 844 00:45:48,982 --> 00:45:51,418 As fast as I could, as far as I could. 845 00:45:54,854 --> 00:45:56,256 Next thing I know, 846 00:45:56,289 --> 00:45:58,191 I'm in the desert, on my knees, throwing up. 847 00:46:00,193 --> 00:46:03,296 I can see little pieces of squid tentacle in my vomit. 848 00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:09,200 It's the last thing I remember. 849 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,338 The next few months are kind of a blur. 850 00:46:14,407 --> 00:46:15,742 Anyway, I... 851 00:46:15,775 --> 00:46:18,378 moved back in with my mom for a while. 852 00:46:19,579 --> 00:46:20,613 I just couldn't do much. 853 00:46:24,851 --> 00:46:25,919 A year later, I... 854 00:46:28,210 --> 00:46:29,956 I started... [sighs] 855 00:46:29,989 --> 00:46:31,458 piecing things back together again. 856 00:46:31,491 --> 00:46:33,827 You know, card tricks on the streets, 857 00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:36,463 booking gigs, parties. 858 00:46:36,496 --> 00:46:39,899 And somewhere in the middle of all of this, 859 00:46:39,933 --> 00:46:41,501 you met my mum. 860 00:46:46,206 --> 00:46:47,707 I met your mom. 861 00:46:47,741 --> 00:46:49,242 Yeah. 862 00:46:50,477 --> 00:46:52,479 [Mildred] I found her secret diary once. 863 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:59,119 It said that she met you on a girls' trip to Vegas. 864 00:47:00,954 --> 00:47:02,722 Says I was conceived 865 00:47:02,756 --> 00:47:05,250 in the parking lot of a convenience store. 866 00:47:06,559 --> 00:47:08,628 That's not really true, is it? 867 00:47:11,464 --> 00:47:12,499 Yeah. 868 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,200 They say, "Romance is dead." 869 00:47:21,107 --> 00:47:22,776 You're wrong about one thing, though. 870 00:47:22,809 --> 00:47:24,544 [Strawn] What's that? 871 00:47:25,979 --> 00:47:28,181 You don't run away from every scary thing. 872 00:47:28,214 --> 00:47:29,282 You sure about that? 873 00:47:30,984 --> 00:47:32,180 I mean... 874 00:47:33,486 --> 00:47:34,854 You're here, aren't you? 875 00:47:36,656 --> 00:47:39,793 You flew halfway across the world to... 876 00:47:39,826 --> 00:47:41,394 look after a kid you've never met. 877 00:47:42,495 --> 00:47:43,863 And in the wilderness, to boot. 878 00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:48,334 Maybe you have a backbone after all. 879 00:47:51,838 --> 00:47:53,506 Thank you. 880 00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:56,242 Now, let's get some sleep, shall we? 881 00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:01,281 ["Seasons Come and Seasons Go" playing] 882 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,123 ♪ Dogwood blossoms Float against ♪ 883 00:48:10,156 --> 00:48:12,659 ♪ The ice-encrusted creek bank ♪ 884 00:48:12,692 --> 00:48:15,280 ♪ A tender blade Of new green grass ♪ 885 00:48:15,610 --> 00:48:18,665 ♪ Is bravely pushing upward Through the melting snow ♪ 886 00:48:18,698 --> 00:48:22,168 ♪ The spring breathes Ruffles through my hair ♪ 887 00:48:22,202 --> 00:48:23,970 ♪ And whispers Softly everywhere ♪ 888 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,400 ♪ Telling secrets in my eyes ♪ 889 00:48:27,730 --> 00:48:28,608 ♪ Search the countryside ♪ 890 00:48:28,641 --> 00:48:33,380 ♪ For your hello ♪ 891 00:48:33,413 --> 00:48:38,151 ♪ The seasons come ♪ 892 00:48:38,184 --> 00:48:42,155 ♪ The seasons go ♪ 893 00:48:48,194 --> 00:48:50,330 ♪ Lightning darts Among the pines ♪ 894 00:48:50,363 --> 00:48:52,532 ♪ Caught in a summer rainstorm ♪ 895 00:48:52,565 --> 00:48:56,169 ♪ Soaking wet I look upon The new plowed earth ♪ 896 00:48:56,202 --> 00:48:59,390 ♪ With rivulets Between each row ♪ 897 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,574 ♪ I almost feel you next to me ♪ 898 00:49:01,608 --> 00:49:03,743 ♪ And it stirs a memory ♪ 899 00:49:03,777 --> 00:49:06,680 ♪ That hangs suspended With a sigh ♪ 900 00:49:06,713 --> 00:49:08,381 ♪ And gently weaves its way ♪ 901 00:49:08,415 --> 00:49:12,986 ♪ Through my bedroom window ♪ 902 00:49:13,190 --> 00:49:15,455 ♪ The seasons come... ♪ 903 00:49:15,488 --> 00:49:16,856 [laughing] 904 00:49:18,224 --> 00:49:21,961 ♪ The seasons go ♪ 905 00:49:21,995 --> 00:49:23,697 [Strawn] Hey! 906 00:49:23,730 --> 00:49:26,320 That was like six skips. 907 00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:27,300 -[Mildred] Yeah. -Alright, ready? 908 00:49:27,333 --> 00:49:28,735 [man and woman yelling] Kia ora! 909 00:49:39,813 --> 00:49:43,216 Father and daughter, on a wee trek 910 00:49:43,249 --> 00:49:45,719 hiking the beautiful wilderness in New Zealand. 911 00:49:45,752 --> 00:49:47,721 Is this what I'm seeing here? 912 00:49:47,754 --> 00:49:48,988 -Yeah. -Course, it is. 913 00:49:52,325 --> 00:49:53,793 Hi, I'm... 914 00:49:53,827 --> 00:49:56,596 I'm Arnold and this is my beautiful wife, Angelina. 915 00:49:56,629 --> 00:49:58,498 Long-suffering missus. [chuckles] 916 00:49:58,531 --> 00:50:00,330 I'm Strawn. 917 00:50:00,660 --> 00:50:01,401 And this is my biologi--, uh, 918 00:50:01,434 --> 00:50:03,303 [clicks tongue] M-- my daughter, Mildred. 919 00:50:03,336 --> 00:50:06,573 Ooh. A real American person, eh? 920 00:50:06,606 --> 00:50:08,608 Yeah. I guess I am. 921 00:50:08,641 --> 00:50:10,677 [Angelina] I've never met a real American before. 922 00:50:10,710 --> 00:50:11,945 I mean I've watched 923 00:50:11,978 --> 00:50:13,880 lots of American soap operas, though. 924 00:50:13,913 --> 00:50:15,615 [chuckles] It's all she does all day, 925 00:50:15,648 --> 00:50:17,550 watch those bloody American soap operas. 926 00:50:17,584 --> 00:50:19,452 They can be addictive. 927 00:50:19,486 --> 00:50:21,221 That's why they end with cliffhangers. 928 00:50:21,254 --> 00:50:23,790 It's to make you desperate to see the next episode. 929 00:50:23,823 --> 00:50:26,920 It's to make you watch commercials, basically. 930 00:50:26,126 --> 00:50:28,695 That's how TV works. It's sort of shameful. 931 00:50:28,728 --> 00:50:29,996 I mean, there should be laws against it. 932 00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:31,297 It's disgusting. 933 00:50:37,937 --> 00:50:40,707 So, uh, you enjoying New Zealand? 934 00:50:41,941 --> 00:50:43,443 I... I quite like it. I think. 935 00:50:45,645 --> 00:50:48,480 Well, we're heading down to those, 936 00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:50,884 you know, the big rocks where they made the movie 937 00:50:50,917 --> 00:50:53,420 where Liam Neeson was the talking lion? 938 00:50:53,453 --> 00:50:55,722 -[Strawn] Oh. -[Arnold] Why don't you join us, 939 00:50:55,755 --> 00:50:58,358 I could do with some grown-up conversation. 940 00:50:59,459 --> 00:51:00,493 So could I. 941 00:51:03,129 --> 00:51:05,665 So, tell me everything. 942 00:51:05,699 --> 00:51:08,334 What's it like growing up in America? 943 00:51:08,368 --> 00:51:09,869 I'd love to tell you, 944 00:51:09,903 --> 00:51:13,239 but since I've never set foot on American soil, 945 00:51:13,273 --> 00:51:14,607 I don't have a bloody clue. 946 00:51:14,641 --> 00:51:15,742 But your dad... 947 00:51:15,775 --> 00:51:17,544 He lives there. I live here. 948 00:51:19,450 --> 00:51:20,347 Don't you want to live there with him? 949 00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:22,415 I mean, if I was a kid, 950 00:51:22,449 --> 00:51:25,985 much rather grow up in America than boring old New Zealand. 951 00:51:26,190 --> 00:51:27,287 Let's see. 952 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,656 I don't like assault rifles. 953 00:51:29,689 --> 00:51:31,910 I don't like high-fives. 954 00:51:31,124 --> 00:51:32,692 I don't like corn syrup. 955 00:51:32,726 --> 00:51:35,929 I don't like people who say, "buddy", or "hell, yeah." 956 00:51:35,962 --> 00:51:39,650 And I despise the word "dude" with every atom of my being. 957 00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:43,703 I'm not sure America has much to offer me. 958 00:51:43,737 --> 00:51:45,338 [chuckles uneasily] You don't-- 959 00:51:45,372 --> 00:51:46,906 Talk like a normal child? 960 00:51:48,108 --> 00:51:49,509 -I know. -[chuckles] 961 00:51:49,542 --> 00:51:51,770 [Arnold] So, what's your trade? 962 00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:52,345 [Strawn] I'm an illusionist. 963 00:51:52,379 --> 00:51:54,481 Illusionist? What, like, like a magician? 964 00:51:56,116 --> 00:51:58,118 -Yeah. -Like David Blaine? 965 00:51:58,151 --> 00:52:00,120 Oh, man. I adore him. 966 00:52:00,153 --> 00:52:03,423 Like, he is literally magical. Don't you think? 967 00:52:03,456 --> 00:52:04,657 Like, nothing comes close. 968 00:52:04,691 --> 00:52:06,626 Nothing even comes close to close to him. 969 00:52:06,659 --> 00:52:07,861 -Don't you think? -Yeah. 970 00:52:09,195 --> 00:52:10,597 What about you? 971 00:52:10,630 --> 00:52:13,660 Me? I'm a... I'm a heart surgeon. 972 00:52:13,990 --> 00:52:15,735 Yeah. I don't mean to toot my own trombone, 973 00:52:15,769 --> 00:52:18,505 but I'm in the top five heart surgeons 974 00:52:18,538 --> 00:52:20,206 in the whole of Oceania. 975 00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:21,574 Wow. 976 00:52:21,608 --> 00:52:23,176 I think I'm actually impressed by that. 977 00:52:23,209 --> 00:52:25,111 A lot of people are, you know? 978 00:52:25,145 --> 00:52:26,513 And so they should be, 979 00:52:26,546 --> 00:52:27,747 It's an impressive job to have, isn't it? 980 00:52:27,781 --> 00:52:29,616 Like, literally, I save lives. 981 00:52:29,649 --> 00:52:31,510 If somebody was dying 982 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:32,585 and I end up being there, I save their life. 983 00:52:32,619 --> 00:52:35,388 So, if anything... I'm the magician round here. 984 00:52:35,422 --> 00:52:36,656 [both chuckle] 985 00:52:36,690 --> 00:52:37,724 No offense. 986 00:52:39,192 --> 00:52:42,495 [Mildred and Angelina laughing loudly] 987 00:52:42,529 --> 00:52:44,364 -[Angelina] Good one. -[both laugh] 988 00:52:44,397 --> 00:52:45,532 [Mildred] Um... 989 00:52:45,565 --> 00:52:46,866 [indistinct chatter] 990 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:48,501 She's really good with kids, eh? 991 00:52:51,171 --> 00:52:52,906 Yeah. Well, some people are. 992 00:52:54,541 --> 00:52:55,575 Some people aren't. 993 00:52:57,110 --> 00:52:58,211 [Arnold chuckles softly] 994 00:52:58,244 --> 00:52:59,746 [thunder rolling at a distance] 995 00:53:04,417 --> 00:53:07,654 Listen, mate, there's something I wanted to say to you. 996 00:53:07,687 --> 00:53:08,755 What's that? 997 00:53:10,357 --> 00:53:11,458 You've got to promise, you... 998 00:53:12,792 --> 00:53:14,728 are going to be cool, calm and collected about it, eh? 999 00:53:15,795 --> 00:53:17,430 Chillin'' like Bob Dylan. 1000 00:53:17,464 --> 00:53:19,332 Promise? 1001 00:53:19,366 --> 00:53:21,434 Sure, yeah, I promise. What is it? 1002 00:53:24,871 --> 00:53:26,406 I've kidnapped your daughter. 1003 00:53:26,439 --> 00:53:27,574 [Strawn laughs] 1004 00:53:29,809 --> 00:53:30,977 [laughing] Excuse me? 1005 00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:34,347 You see, 1006 00:53:34,381 --> 00:53:35,615 I know it doesn't look 1007 00:53:35,648 --> 00:53:38,284 like a conventional kidnapping. 1008 00:53:38,318 --> 00:53:41,221 But a kidnapping is exactly what it is. 1009 00:53:41,254 --> 00:53:42,288 [Strawn chuckles nervously] 1010 00:53:44,991 --> 00:53:46,260 I... I don't understand. 1011 00:53:46,590 --> 00:53:47,694 Well... 1012 00:53:48,695 --> 00:53:49,963 She's in my custody. 1013 00:53:51,531 --> 00:53:53,166 And I'm going to make some demands of you. 1014 00:53:53,199 --> 00:53:54,601 And if those demands aren't met, 1015 00:53:56,202 --> 00:53:57,537 she stays in my custody. 1016 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,708 Until I, uh, cut her loose. 1017 00:54:06,146 --> 00:54:07,714 'Cause let's be honest, 1018 00:54:07,747 --> 00:54:10,784 that's a lot of dead weight to be carrying around this terrain. 1019 00:54:10,817 --> 00:54:13,219 Especially with my bad back. [laughing] 1020 00:54:13,253 --> 00:54:14,654 Sorry, no filter. 1021 00:54:16,322 --> 00:54:17,357 So, um... 1022 00:54:18,491 --> 00:54:20,460 In case you get any funny ideas, 1023 00:54:21,528 --> 00:54:23,630 just like you to know that, um, 1024 00:54:24,964 --> 00:54:26,633 I'm a black belt in karate. 1025 00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:27,667 [scoffs] 1026 00:54:27,701 --> 00:54:28,735 Are you really? 1027 00:54:28,768 --> 00:54:29,836 Yes I am really. 1028 00:54:31,538 --> 00:54:32,605 I don't believe you. 1029 00:54:33,606 --> 00:54:34,741 Well, you should believe me. 1030 00:54:35,775 --> 00:54:36,876 Then do a karate move. 1031 00:54:36,910 --> 00:54:39,279 I'm not some dancing monkey boy. 1032 00:54:39,312 --> 00:54:41,614 -I don't do moves on demand. -Because you don't know karate. 1033 00:54:43,116 --> 00:54:44,250 Right. 1034 00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:46,453 I'm not doing any moves. 1035 00:54:46,486 --> 00:54:48,210 But I'll show you something. 1036 00:54:51,391 --> 00:54:53,293 Have a look at that and commit that to memory. 1037 00:54:54,794 --> 00:54:55,829 #There it is. 1038 00:54:57,697 --> 00:54:58,998 A belt. 1039 00:55:00,660 --> 00:55:01,101 What color is it? 1040 00:55:04,704 --> 00:55:05,839 It's black. 1041 00:55:05,872 --> 00:55:07,440 That's correct. 1042 00:55:07,474 --> 00:55:08,675 The belt is black. 1043 00:55:08,708 --> 00:55:11,211 As in black belt. 1044 00:55:11,244 --> 00:55:12,779 As in... 1045 00:55:12,812 --> 00:55:16,160 I can karate the living shite clean out of you. 1046 00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:19,486 And if I choose 1047 00:55:19,519 --> 00:55:21,988 to karate the living shit clean out of you, I will. 1048 00:55:23,957 --> 00:55:25,859 If you mess me about it. 1049 00:55:25,892 --> 00:55:27,627 Capisce? 1050 00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:28,862 Mm-hmm. 1051 00:55:28,895 --> 00:55:30,300 Alright. 1052 00:55:30,630 --> 00:55:31,965 Let's get down to the nitty-gritty 1053 00:55:31,998 --> 00:55:33,666 of what I want from you. 1054 00:55:33,700 --> 00:55:35,802 What do you want from me? 1055 00:55:35,835 --> 00:55:38,380 Well, your valuables. 1056 00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:40,600 [scoffs] You can't be serious. 1057 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,800 As serious as cancer-rhythm-is-a-dancer, 1058 00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:43,760 my friend. 1059 00:55:44,377 --> 00:55:45,712 Have you ever had a blood transfusion? 1060 00:55:46,746 --> 00:55:48,480 What? Yeah. 1061 00:55:48,810 --> 00:55:50,250 Well, see this as a bag transfusion. 1062 00:55:52,185 --> 00:55:53,286 [Arnold claps] 1063 00:55:53,319 --> 00:55:54,554 You transfer 1064 00:55:54,587 --> 00:55:55,755 the contents of your bag 1065 00:55:56,723 --> 00:55:59,125 into my bag. [chuckles sarcastically] 1066 00:55:59,159 --> 00:56:00,627 Okay? 1067 00:56:00,660 --> 00:56:02,962 So why don't we start with the mobile phone? 1068 00:56:02,996 --> 00:56:05,999 Or as you yanks like to call it, your "cellular"? 1069 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:07,867 Come on. 1070 00:56:10,737 --> 00:56:13,730 Do I need to remind you that a black belt in karate 1071 00:56:13,106 --> 00:56:14,307 has kidnapped your daughter? 1072 00:56:17,410 --> 00:56:18,445 Thanking you. 1073 00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:20,847 Uh, passcode, please. 1074 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:21,948 Okay, please. You don't need the-- 1075 00:56:21,981 --> 00:56:23,830 Passcode? 1076 00:56:25,852 --> 00:56:26,986 1981. 1077 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,422 It's the year I was born. 1078 00:56:29,456 --> 00:56:31,491 Hey, just please don't look at any of the photos. 1079 00:56:31,524 --> 00:56:33,193 Okay, that's all I ask. 1080 00:56:33,226 --> 00:56:34,527 [Arnold chuckles softly] 1081 00:56:34,561 --> 00:56:36,529 I wasn't going to look at the photos. 1082 00:56:36,563 --> 00:56:37,797 But now you mentioned it-- 1083 00:56:37,831 --> 00:56:39,332 No, no, no. Please, please don't. 1084 00:56:39,366 --> 00:56:40,400 [Arnold] Ooh! 1085 00:56:44,337 --> 00:56:45,839 You're a strange little man, aren't you? 1086 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:48,775 You do know there's a pump you can get for that, 1087 00:56:48,808 --> 00:56:50,910 and apparently it works? 1088 00:56:50,944 --> 00:56:52,245 Mm-hm. 1089 00:56:52,278 --> 00:56:54,381 Okay. Camera? 1090 00:56:56,649 --> 00:56:57,917 Please. 1091 00:56:59,352 --> 00:57:01,454 Please. Don't do this. 1092 00:57:01,488 --> 00:57:02,822 This is my daughter's. It means a lot to her. 1093 00:57:02,856 --> 00:57:05,291 Yeah, and it'll mean a lot to me too. 1094 00:57:05,325 --> 00:57:07,127 [Strawn grunts] 1095 00:57:08,610 --> 00:57:09,763 But I'll call the cops. I know your names. 1096 00:57:09,796 --> 00:57:11,731 [chuckles] What, um... 1097 00:57:11,765 --> 00:57:13,466 Arnold and Angelina? 1098 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:16,903 Have a wee think. 1099 00:57:16,936 --> 00:57:18,905 Where have you heard those names before? 1100 00:57:20,774 --> 00:57:22,509 I... 1101 00:57:22,542 --> 00:57:26,379 Arnold Schwarzenegger and Angelina Jolie? 1102 00:57:26,413 --> 00:57:28,648 And what do they have in common? 1103 00:57:28,682 --> 00:57:30,316 [Strawn] They're... 1104 00:57:32,285 --> 00:57:33,319 [both] Actors. 1105 00:57:33,353 --> 00:57:35,388 [Arnold] And what do actors do? 1106 00:57:35,422 --> 00:57:36,623 They... 1107 00:57:36,656 --> 00:57:38,124 pretend to be other people. 1108 00:57:38,158 --> 00:57:39,759 [Arnold laughs teasingly] 1109 00:57:39,793 --> 00:57:41,127 I... I know your job. 1110 00:57:41,161 --> 00:57:43,129 You're one of the leading heart surgeons. 1111 00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:48,234 You're not a heart surgeon, are you? 1112 00:57:48,268 --> 00:57:49,736 No. 1113 00:57:49,769 --> 00:57:51,371 Well, I know what you look like. 1114 00:57:51,404 --> 00:57:53,239 The... the cops will do a composite sketch. 1115 00:57:53,273 --> 00:57:55,442 I'll just go home, cut my hair, 1116 00:57:55,475 --> 00:57:57,430 shave off my beard, 1117 00:57:57,770 --> 00:57:58,278 and nobody will recognize me. 1118 00:57:59,646 --> 00:58:00,780 What about Angelina? 1119 00:58:00,814 --> 00:58:02,649 She'll shave her beard off too. 1120 00:58:05,185 --> 00:58:07,354 Anyhoo. Wallet. Come on. 1121 00:58:11,157 --> 00:58:12,292 Grazie. 1122 00:58:12,325 --> 00:58:14,828 Angelina, darling. 1123 00:58:14,861 --> 00:58:15,962 [indistinct talking] 1124 00:58:15,995 --> 00:58:17,263 Well. 1125 00:58:17,297 --> 00:58:19,199 -I think you can finish this. -Yeah. 1126 00:58:19,232 --> 00:58:20,934 I'll see what those two are up to. 1127 00:58:22,702 --> 00:58:24,904 [Arnold humming] Goodbye. 1128 00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:28,341 We all done here? 1129 00:58:28,375 --> 00:58:30,100 [Arnold] Yeah, it was quite a painless operation. 1130 00:58:30,430 --> 00:58:31,770 [Arnold and Angelina giggle] 1131 00:58:33,913 --> 00:58:36,149 Ooh. Nice rod. 1132 00:58:37,150 --> 00:58:38,885 -There you go. -Mm. 1133 00:58:38,918 --> 00:58:40,487 Bet ya that's the first time a woman's ever said that to you. 1134 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,988 [Angelina laughs] 1135 00:58:42,220 --> 00:58:43,623 Please don't take that. It's my daughter's. 1136 00:58:43,656 --> 00:58:46,292 My nephew is desperate for a fishing rod. 1137 00:58:46,326 --> 00:58:48,795 That's his birthday present's sorted. 1138 00:58:48,828 --> 00:58:50,130 Thanks. 1139 00:58:50,163 --> 00:58:52,399 Grab their matches and map. 1140 00:58:52,432 --> 00:58:54,701 -That'll slow 'em down. -[Arnold giggles maliciously] 1141 00:58:54,734 --> 00:58:56,736 You are a criminal mastermind, my love. 1142 00:58:56,770 --> 00:58:58,872 [both giggle maliciously] 1143 00:58:58,905 --> 00:59:00,106 [Arnold] Wanna show you something. 1144 00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:02,542 I used to charge my mates at school, 1145 00:59:02,575 --> 00:59:03,977 a dollar a time to see this. 1146 00:59:05,945 --> 00:59:07,514 -[Strawn grunts] -[Arnold laughs] 1147 00:59:07,547 --> 00:59:09,149 You don't want to see what he used to charge 1148 00:59:09,182 --> 00:59:10,417 two bucks to see. 1149 00:59:10,450 --> 00:59:12,520 What if I come after you, huh? 1150 00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:13,553 [Angelina] Aw. [chuckles] 1151 00:59:13,586 --> 00:59:15,355 You just don't seem like the type. 1152 00:59:16,856 --> 00:59:18,958 [both chuckle] 1153 00:59:18,992 --> 00:59:20,660 You want me to get this? 1154 00:59:20,694 --> 00:59:21,728 Yeah. 1155 00:59:25,432 --> 00:59:27,000 [Arnold and Angelina] Kia ora! 1156 00:59:27,330 --> 00:59:29,536 [both giggle] 1157 00:59:33,273 --> 00:59:34,307 [huffs] 1158 00:59:40,613 --> 00:59:41,681 [pants] 1159 00:59:50,790 --> 00:59:51,825 [Mildred] Hey, where'd they go? 1160 00:59:52,892 --> 00:59:53,960 Hey! 1161 00:59:57,297 --> 00:59:58,498 [Mildred pants] 1162 01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:07,307 Not to get mushy, but... 1163 01:00:09,809 --> 01:00:12,278 today's been a bloody great day. 1164 01:00:12,312 --> 01:00:13,613 I have to tell you something. 1165 01:00:13,646 --> 01:00:15,415 You're gonna get mushy, too? 1166 01:00:15,448 --> 01:00:17,117 You have to promise that you'll stay... 1167 01:00:18,585 --> 01:00:20,153 [voice breaking] cool, 1168 01:00:20,186 --> 01:00:22,789 calm and collected. 1169 01:00:22,822 --> 01:00:23,923 You promise? 1170 01:00:23,957 --> 01:00:26,393 Yes. Okay, I promise. 1171 01:00:29,496 --> 01:00:30,730 They robbed us. 1172 01:00:31,698 --> 01:00:33,900 -Pardon me? -They kidnapped you. 1173 01:00:33,933 --> 01:00:35,835 Yeah. Good one, Strawn. Very funny. 1174 01:00:35,869 --> 01:00:37,737 Seriously, where'd they go? 1175 01:00:37,771 --> 01:00:39,390 They held you to ransom. 1176 01:00:40,206 --> 01:00:42,800 They took my phone, 1177 01:00:42,420 --> 01:00:44,844 my wallet, the map, the matches, 1178 01:00:44,878 --> 01:00:46,746 fishing rod... 1179 01:00:48,648 --> 01:00:49,849 the camera. 1180 01:00:52,850 --> 01:00:54,821 I... I know it didn't feel like a kidnapping, 1181 01:00:54,854 --> 01:00:57,157 but that's what just happened. 1182 01:00:59,159 --> 01:01:00,393 Oh, God. 1183 01:01:01,528 --> 01:01:02,662 I'm sorry. 1184 01:01:02,696 --> 01:01:05,732 [sobs] 1185 01:01:05,765 --> 01:01:07,567 They took everything. 1186 01:01:09,202 --> 01:01:12,872 The camera, the proof, everything. 1187 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:18,611 And... you just let them? 1188 01:01:18,645 --> 01:01:20,146 -I-- -Just... 1189 01:01:21,314 --> 01:01:23,450 You just handed it over 1190 01:01:25,850 --> 01:01:26,986 on a silver platter. 1191 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:28,455 I'm so sorry. 1192 01:01:28,488 --> 01:01:29,956 Do I need to remind you 1193 01:01:29,989 --> 01:01:33,460 that that camera footage was going to save Mum and me 1194 01:01:33,493 --> 01:01:35,862 from becoming another depressing welfare statistic? 1195 01:01:35,895 --> 01:01:38,398 It was going to save our lives. 1196 01:01:40,734 --> 01:01:42,402 You hate me, don't you? 1197 01:01:42,435 --> 01:01:44,370 I actually can't even put into words 1198 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:46,373 how much hate I feel towards you right now. 1199 01:01:48,908 --> 01:01:50,777 You know what? 1200 01:01:50,810 --> 01:01:55,215 I can't stand the sight of you. 1201 01:01:55,248 --> 01:01:58,418 Your idiotic nail polish. 1202 01:01:58,451 --> 01:02:00,286 And your crap, 1203 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:03,957 low-budget TV-magician clothes. 1204 01:02:03,990 --> 01:02:06,659 And your greasy, ratty hair 1205 01:02:06,693 --> 01:02:10,330 and these big, dumb, dopey donkey eyes. 1206 01:02:11,564 --> 01:02:12,699 You know what? 1207 01:02:12,732 --> 01:02:16,469 You need to move away from me right now-- 1208 01:02:16,503 --> 01:02:18,204 What was I supposed to do? 1209 01:02:18,238 --> 01:02:20,573 -He was a karate master. -Move... 1210 01:02:20,607 --> 01:02:23,343 away... from... 1211 01:02:23,376 --> 01:02:25,412 me... now. 1212 01:02:25,445 --> 01:02:27,800 Mildred, be serious. 1213 01:02:27,113 --> 01:02:29,349 Like, 20 paces. Like we're in a duel. Go! 1214 01:02:37,490 --> 01:02:39,693 That wasn't 20 paces. 1215 01:02:39,726 --> 01:02:43,830 That was, like, 11 paces. And I can still see you. 1216 01:02:43,863 --> 01:02:46,666 Like a greasy smudge on the world. 1217 01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:48,680 Bugger off, further. 1218 01:02:51,404 --> 01:02:52,706 [Strawn] It all makes sense now. 1219 01:02:52,739 --> 01:02:54,107 What makes sense? 1220 01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:56,760 Why you don't have any friends at school. 1221 01:02:56,109 --> 01:02:58,445 Why your mother never wants to take you camping. 1222 01:02:58,478 --> 01:02:59,746 Excuse me? 1223 01:02:59,779 --> 01:03:02,415 [Strawn] You know, this entire trip, 1224 01:03:02,449 --> 01:03:04,884 you've been nothing but a grade-A D-bag. 1225 01:03:04,918 --> 01:03:06,619 Yeah? Well, it takes one, to know one, doesn't it? 1226 01:03:06,653 --> 01:03:09,589 A pretentious, prickly runt. 1227 01:03:09,622 --> 01:03:10,623 I know you are. You said you were. 1228 01:03:10,657 --> 01:03:11,691 So, what am I? 1229 01:03:14,294 --> 01:03:15,495 You're an asshole. 1230 01:03:21,434 --> 01:03:24,370 Twenty paces? You know what? Let's make it 50. 1231 01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:28,208 You know? Screw that. A hundred and fifty paces. 1232 01:03:28,241 --> 01:03:31,711 One, two, three, four, 1233 01:03:31,745 --> 01:03:35,482 [voice fades] five, six, seven, eight, nine, 1234 01:03:35,515 --> 01:03:37,717 ten, eleven, twelve... 1235 01:03:37,751 --> 01:03:41,921 thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen... 1236 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:48,995 119, 120, 121, 122... 1237 01:03:49,290 --> 01:03:51,664 123... [pants] 1238 01:03:55,268 --> 01:03:56,870 You can never do anything right. 1239 01:03:56,903 --> 01:03:57,937 Ungrateful. 1240 01:04:04,110 --> 01:04:05,912 [indistinct whispering] 1241 01:04:09,849 --> 01:04:11,618 Mildred! 1242 01:04:11,651 --> 01:04:13,286 [whispering continues] 1243 01:04:13,319 --> 01:04:14,521 [loud whooshing] 1244 01:04:16,856 --> 01:04:17,891 Hello? 1245 01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:24,831 Oh! [gasps] 1246 01:04:24,864 --> 01:04:27,233 [deep growling] 1247 01:04:29,436 --> 01:04:31,171 [growling] 1248 01:04:31,204 --> 01:04:32,906 [screaming] 1249 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,508 Hello! 1250 01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:37,310 [voice echoes] 1251 01:04:54,327 --> 01:04:56,162 [footsteps thudding] 1252 01:05:09,376 --> 01:05:12,245 What's the matter, Mr. Twizted Illusions? 1253 01:05:12,278 --> 01:05:14,681 Got scared in the big, dark, spooky stones? 1254 01:05:14,714 --> 01:05:15,749 No. 1255 01:05:17,517 --> 01:05:18,585 [sighs] 1256 01:05:18,618 --> 01:05:20,987 Yeah. Okay, I did. 1257 01:05:21,210 --> 01:05:22,880 I got lost. 1258 01:05:22,122 --> 01:05:23,223 I hurt my ankle. 1259 01:05:23,256 --> 01:05:24,958 And I heard some weird sounds. 1260 01:05:24,991 --> 01:05:26,493 That made me very uncomfortable. 1261 01:05:26,526 --> 01:05:28,528 [scoffs] Listen to me. We have two options. 1262 01:05:28,561 --> 01:05:31,970 Yeah? And they are? 1263 01:05:31,131 --> 01:05:32,532 Live or die. 1264 01:05:32,565 --> 01:05:34,401 It really is that simple. 1265 01:05:34,434 --> 01:05:35,902 Now, don't know about you, 1266 01:05:35,935 --> 01:05:37,804 but I would quite like to live. 1267 01:05:37,837 --> 01:05:41,410 And I plan on getting that 50 grand back too. 1268 01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:42,275 With or without you. 1269 01:05:47,247 --> 01:05:49,883 We are days away from anywhere. 1270 01:05:49,916 --> 01:05:54,120 We have no food, no map, no fishing rod, no matches. 1271 01:05:54,154 --> 01:05:55,455 -They took-- -[Mildred] Everything. 1272 01:05:55,488 --> 01:05:57,323 I know. They took everything. 1273 01:05:59,292 --> 01:06:01,695 So? What now? 1274 01:06:01,728 --> 01:06:04,497 Are you familiar with Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs? 1275 01:06:06,933 --> 01:06:11,404 Abraham Maslow, 1943, The Hierarchy of Needs. 1276 01:06:11,438 --> 01:06:13,173 At the base of the pyramid, 1277 01:06:13,206 --> 01:06:14,374 fundamental human needs, 1278 01:06:14,407 --> 01:06:17,100 the very foundations of survival, 1279 01:06:17,430 --> 01:06:20,413 warmth, shelter, food and water. 1280 01:06:20,447 --> 01:06:23,249 Shelter, we have. 1281 01:06:23,283 --> 01:06:25,285 Warmth, we have. 1282 01:06:25,318 --> 01:06:29,890 All things considered, we're off to a pretty good start. 1283 01:06:29,122 --> 01:06:32,826 Now, as calories are in short supply, 1284 01:06:32,859 --> 01:06:35,295 I suggest we make camp... 1285 01:06:37,630 --> 01:06:38,198 by that lake down there. 1286 01:06:38,231 --> 01:06:42,202 We'll have food and water on our doorstep. 1287 01:06:42,235 --> 01:06:45,205 We can plot our next move from there with clear heads 1288 01:06:45,238 --> 01:06:46,606 and full bellies. 1289 01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:49,609 Now, tell me, Strawn, 1290 01:06:51,411 --> 01:06:52,612 Can you whittle? 1291 01:06:53,580 --> 01:06:54,748 Can I what? 1292 01:06:55,682 --> 01:06:58,752 [melodious music playing] 1293 01:07:02,589 --> 01:07:03,690 [grunts] 1294 01:07:03,723 --> 01:07:06,159 [birds cawing] 1295 01:07:21,141 --> 01:07:23,743 Keep going. You're getting there. 1296 01:07:23,777 --> 01:07:24,944 [smiles nervously] 1297 01:07:38,792 --> 01:07:40,727 [Mildred] Come... on... 1298 01:07:42,696 --> 01:07:44,964 -Get back, I've got this. -You sure about that? 1299 01:07:44,998 --> 01:07:46,232 [Mildred] Yes, I'm sure about that. 1300 01:07:46,266 --> 01:07:47,834 I've read all about it. 1301 01:07:47,867 --> 01:07:49,369 What, just cause you read about it doesn't mean you-- 1302 01:07:49,402 --> 01:07:51,705 Silence. I need to concentrate. 1303 01:07:51,738 --> 01:07:53,173 Go and whittle. 1304 01:07:59,245 --> 01:08:01,470 How did you... 1305 01:08:01,810 --> 01:08:02,115 It's called magic. 1306 01:08:03,283 --> 01:08:05,318 The thumb flint. 1307 01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:08,288 "An essential weapon in any illusionists arsenal." 1308 01:08:08,321 --> 01:08:09,689 Found a spare one. 1309 01:08:15,362 --> 01:08:16,563 [Strawn] Oh. 1310 01:08:18,331 --> 01:08:19,532 Christ. 1311 01:08:20,667 --> 01:08:23,703 Sorry. Guess I'm not very good at whittling. 1312 01:08:23,737 --> 01:08:25,839 [Mildred] No, I didn't think you would be. 1313 01:08:25,872 --> 01:08:27,607 That's why I asked you to do it. 1314 01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:28,775 What? 1315 01:08:28,808 --> 01:08:30,543 I wanted to give you something 1316 01:08:30,577 --> 01:08:33,446 to occupy your mind, to focus on. 1317 01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:35,315 It's worked. 1318 01:08:35,348 --> 01:08:36,616 You've calmed down, haven't you? 1319 01:08:36,649 --> 01:08:38,385 We're still stranded out here. 1320 01:08:38,418 --> 01:08:41,121 And... voila! 1321 01:08:41,154 --> 01:08:42,789 Oh. 1322 01:08:42,822 --> 01:08:44,591 I'm going in. 1323 01:08:44,624 --> 01:08:46,526 [scoffs] What? 1324 01:08:56,269 --> 01:08:58,405 What, you really think you're gonna be able to catch a-- 1325 01:08:58,438 --> 01:08:59,906 [Mildred squeaks] 1326 01:08:59,939 --> 01:09:02,420 [excited laugh] 1327 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:03,610 Look at this great big bugger! 1328 01:09:03,643 --> 01:09:06,790 [both] Mmm. 1329 01:09:06,112 --> 01:09:08,214 [Strawn mumbles, laughs] 1330 01:09:12,352 --> 01:09:13,787 [Mildred clears throat] 1331 01:09:13,820 --> 01:09:15,622 [In British accent] Fancy a spot of tea, old chap? 1332 01:09:15,655 --> 01:09:16,990 Oh. 1333 01:09:17,230 --> 01:09:19,325 God, I would kill for a cup of tea. 1334 01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:20,393 Well. 1335 01:09:22,562 --> 01:09:23,663 Piper Excelsum. 1336 01:09:24,731 --> 01:09:28,100 Known around these parts as Kawakawa. 1337 01:09:28,340 --> 01:09:29,402 Kawakawa? 1338 01:09:29,436 --> 01:09:31,304 It has powerful anti-septic properties. 1339 01:09:31,338 --> 01:09:34,908 And it happens to taste scrump-diddly-umptious too. 1340 01:09:34,941 --> 01:09:36,309 Sling that down your gullet. 1341 01:09:40,580 --> 01:09:42,916 That's good. Really good. 1342 01:09:42,949 --> 01:09:44,170 [Mildred] Mm. 1343 01:09:48,455 --> 01:09:49,789 You know, Strawn? 1344 01:09:50,990 --> 01:09:52,580 I don't think less of you. 1345 01:09:53,727 --> 01:09:55,295 [Strawn] W... What? 1346 01:09:55,328 --> 01:09:57,630 That's what you're thinking, isn't it? 1347 01:09:59,265 --> 01:10:02,680 That you... failed to be a man. 1348 01:10:05,205 --> 01:10:07,640 You crapped the bed as a protector. 1349 01:10:10,310 --> 01:10:12,245 And your weakness put us in grave danger. 1350 01:10:12,278 --> 01:10:14,948 And now, we're two of the 8,000 people 1351 01:10:14,981 --> 01:10:16,850 who go missing in New Zealand every year. 1352 01:10:18,852 --> 01:10:20,920 All because you're weak. 1353 01:10:20,954 --> 01:10:22,455 And naive. 1354 01:10:24,791 --> 01:10:26,493 And you refuse to call to action. 1355 01:10:28,161 --> 01:10:29,496 Like a coward. 1356 01:10:31,831 --> 01:10:33,666 Is that what you really think? 1357 01:10:35,350 --> 01:10:37,700 No. No, that's what I think you think. 1358 01:10:40,106 --> 01:10:41,441 [Strawn] What part of it isn't true? 1359 01:10:43,143 --> 01:10:44,244 [scoffs] 1360 01:10:45,445 --> 01:10:47,313 God, I really messed this up, didn't I? 1361 01:10:50,116 --> 01:10:51,685 I let him take everything. 1362 01:10:53,319 --> 01:10:54,788 I let him... 1363 01:10:54,821 --> 01:10:56,990 I just handed it to him on a silver platter. 1364 01:10:57,230 --> 01:10:58,124 Just like you said. 1365 01:11:01,270 --> 01:11:04,197 You're talking about Arnold or David Blaine? 1366 01:11:05,999 --> 01:11:07,867 Sorry. 1367 01:11:07,901 --> 01:11:08,935 [sighs] Look. 1368 01:11:10,503 --> 01:11:11,571 We lost it all. 1369 01:11:11,604 --> 01:11:12,972 It's a kick in the head, no doubt. 1370 01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:15,442 But we've got grub our guts, 1371 01:11:15,475 --> 01:11:18,244 air in our lungs, and somewhere cozy to sleep. 1372 01:11:18,278 --> 01:11:19,746 We're not done yet, mate. 1373 01:11:19,779 --> 01:11:21,781 No way. 1374 01:11:21,815 --> 01:11:23,249 No flying way. 1375 01:11:32,225 --> 01:11:33,460 Mildred. 1376 01:11:35,562 --> 01:11:36,629 Yeah? 1377 01:11:38,932 --> 01:11:39,999 I'll look after you. 1378 01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,742 [melodious guitar music plays] 1379 01:12:26,312 --> 01:12:28,810 [Mildred] Ooh! 1380 01:12:28,114 --> 01:12:30,830 See these black and green mushrooms? 1381 01:12:30,116 --> 01:12:31,918 Yeah. 1382 01:12:31,951 --> 01:12:34,554 Well, if we ever get separated, 1383 01:12:34,587 --> 01:12:35,655 don't ever eat those. 1384 01:12:36,823 --> 01:12:38,580 Why? What happens? 1385 01:12:39,392 --> 01:12:42,328 Full-body numbness, hallucinations, possible nausea, 1386 01:12:42,362 --> 01:12:43,496 and projectile vomiting. 1387 01:12:43,530 --> 01:12:44,864 Ooh. Sounds fun. 1388 01:12:46,232 --> 01:12:48,334 I'm obviously kidding. 1389 01:12:48,368 --> 01:12:49,969 Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad. 1390 01:12:50,300 --> 01:12:52,172 Drugs tear families and communities apart. 1391 01:12:54,407 --> 01:12:56,476 [Mildred] Ah, here we go. 1392 01:12:59,879 --> 01:13:01,948 Pleurotus Parsonsaie. 1393 01:13:02,982 --> 01:13:04,484 Velvet oyster mushrooms. 1394 01:13:09,823 --> 01:13:11,424 I've always wanted to try these. 1395 01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:13,593 Why? Looks disgusting. 1396 01:13:13,626 --> 01:13:15,462 You know what looks disgusting? 1397 01:13:15,495 --> 01:13:18,565 The corpses that have succumbed to starvation in the wilderness. 1398 01:13:21,534 --> 01:13:22,569 Dead people. 1399 01:13:27,730 --> 01:13:28,808 Hey. What is it? 1400 01:13:30,443 --> 01:13:32,612 Mildred, you okay? 1401 01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:41,287 I have to tell you something. 1402 01:13:41,321 --> 01:13:44,290 It'll change the way you look at me, 1403 01:13:44,324 --> 01:13:46,860 forever, probably, but... 1404 01:13:46,893 --> 01:13:47,961 I have to say it. 1405 01:13:47,994 --> 01:13:49,629 Okay. 1406 01:13:55,235 --> 01:13:56,603 I used to wish... 1407 01:13:58,872 --> 01:14:00,940 ...my mum would just disappear. 1408 01:14:04,210 --> 01:14:07,380 I'd... lie awake at night, 1409 01:14:09,149 --> 01:14:10,583 just hoping 1410 01:14:10,617 --> 01:14:12,352 that she wouldn't be there when I woke up. 1411 01:14:16,322 --> 01:14:17,357 And you'd come. 1412 01:14:19,459 --> 01:14:20,493 [sniffles] 1413 01:14:22,620 --> 01:14:23,296 And you'd understand me. 1414 01:14:23,329 --> 01:14:26,232 You'd really understand me. 1415 01:14:28,601 --> 01:14:30,300 Like she never could. 1416 01:14:33,206 --> 01:14:35,800 [sniffles] We'd do things together. 1417 01:14:35,410 --> 01:14:37,744 All the things that Mum is too afraid to do. 1418 01:14:41,147 --> 01:14:42,182 Like, go camping. 1419 01:14:43,516 --> 01:14:45,850 Hunting. 1420 01:14:45,118 --> 01:14:46,786 Fishing. 1421 01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:48,455 You know? 1422 01:14:48,488 --> 01:14:50,290 Stuff of adventures. 1423 01:14:59,650 --> 01:15:00,934 And... [sniffles] 1424 01:15:03,236 --> 01:15:05,105 maybe my wish did come true. 1425 01:15:08,908 --> 01:15:10,110 But in the wrong ways. 1426 01:15:15,815 --> 01:15:16,850 [sniffles] 1427 01:15:18,651 --> 01:15:20,453 I... 1428 01:15:20,487 --> 01:15:22,489 I don't want my mum to go now. 1429 01:15:23,823 --> 01:15:25,158 I don't want her to go. 1430 01:15:26,860 --> 01:15:27,994 [sobs] 1431 01:15:30,296 --> 01:15:31,331 [sniffles] 1432 01:15:31,364 --> 01:15:33,330 And as for you understanding me, 1433 01:15:39,205 --> 01:15:40,674 [sniffles, sobs] 1434 01:15:40,707 --> 01:15:42,242 Here, have a tissue. 1435 01:15:58,525 --> 01:15:59,693 [chuckles] 1436 01:16:16,409 --> 01:16:18,445 [melodious music playing] 1437 01:16:53,980 --> 01:16:56,750 [heart monitor beeping] 1438 01:17:09,896 --> 01:17:11,364 Is this what you wanted? 1439 01:17:12,332 --> 01:17:13,466 Toast! 1440 01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:15,100 [breathes rapidly] 1441 01:17:23,476 --> 01:17:25,412 Hey. What is it? 1442 01:17:31,170 --> 01:17:32,850 What is it? 1443 01:17:36,322 --> 01:17:37,857 I had a bad dream and... 1444 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:40,393 And now I need to go wee. 1445 01:17:42,696 --> 01:17:44,164 I don't want to go on my own. 1446 01:17:45,498 --> 01:17:46,599 Yeah. Okay. 1447 01:17:47,734 --> 01:17:48,935 Let me get my boots. 1448 01:17:57,210 --> 01:17:58,311 [yawns] 1449 01:18:05,185 --> 01:18:07,487 [faint, indistinct chatter] 1450 01:18:21,935 --> 01:18:24,104 [indistinct argument] 1451 01:18:27,107 --> 01:18:28,842 [Arnold] ...are supposed to bring us together... 1452 01:18:28,875 --> 01:18:30,610 ...but at the moment, 1453 01:18:30,643 --> 01:18:33,446 all I want to be is a million bloody miles away from you. 1454 01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:34,547 [Strawn gasps loudly] 1455 01:18:37,150 --> 01:18:39,119 -It's them. -Who? 1456 01:18:39,152 --> 01:18:40,787 Who'd you think? 1457 01:18:40,820 --> 01:18:42,655 The buggers who kidnapped me, took our belongings, 1458 01:18:42,689 --> 01:18:44,758 left us for dead, think you'd remember them? 1459 01:18:44,791 --> 01:18:46,192 What should we do? 1460 01:18:46,226 --> 01:18:48,595 -Isn't it obvious? -Obvious? 1461 01:18:48,628 --> 01:18:49,929 No, it's not obvious. 1462 01:18:49,963 --> 01:18:52,365 In fact, it's very far from obvious. 1463 01:18:52,399 --> 01:18:54,200 Hey. Where are you going? 1464 01:18:55,935 --> 01:18:58,400 [indistinct argument] 1465 01:18:59,939 --> 01:19:00,974 -Wait here. -Wha-- 1466 01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:03,243 [Angelina] You snogged my sister 1467 01:19:03,276 --> 01:19:04,844 and I'm supposed to just let it go. 1468 01:19:04,878 --> 01:19:07,130 [Arnold] How many times do I got to tell ya... 1469 01:19:07,470 --> 01:19:09,349 [Angelina] ...but you just put your head in the sand 1470 01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:10,550 and think everything's gone away. 1471 01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:13,860 Go away. Just ignoring everything. 1472 01:19:13,119 --> 01:19:15,622 -When we have to talk-- -Shut up, woman, for God's sake. 1473 01:19:15,655 --> 01:19:18,158 Just let it go. Please. 1474 01:19:18,191 --> 01:19:19,325 -All night. -Let it go? 1475 01:19:19,359 --> 01:19:20,760 You've been at me all night. 1476 01:19:20,794 --> 01:19:22,929 [Angelina] You've snogged my sister. 1477 01:19:22,962 --> 01:19:24,364 You want me to just let it go. 1478 01:19:24,397 --> 01:19:26,966 Number one. It was five years ago. 1479 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,135 -[Arnold] Can you not let it go? -[Angelina] My sister. 1480 01:19:29,169 --> 01:19:30,970 -[Arnold] Number two... -[Angelina] My sister! 1481 01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:33,673 [Arnold] ...I was drunk. She was drunk. 1482 01:19:33,707 --> 01:19:35,750 [Arnold] Number three. 1483 01:19:35,108 --> 01:19:38,178 She was terrible in bed, her breath stunk... 1484 01:19:38,211 --> 01:19:40,880 Being an adult... You know, I mean... 1485 01:19:40,914 --> 01:19:42,716 Relationships are just so damn complicated. 1486 01:19:42,749 --> 01:19:44,384 Shh. Just listen. 1487 01:19:44,417 --> 01:19:46,119 [Angelina] ...vomit-flavored stick... 1488 01:19:46,152 --> 01:19:47,620 [Arnold] All I want to do is just get some sleep. 1489 01:19:47,654 --> 01:19:49,723 Please. I beg you. 1490 01:19:49,756 --> 01:19:52,250 [Angelina] Yeah. Sweet dreams. 1491 01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:53,626 [Arnold] Ah, shut up, woman. 1492 01:19:53,660 --> 01:19:55,428 Wait. You're not seriously gonna grab our stuff, are you? 1493 01:19:55,462 --> 01:19:57,530 I'm seriously going to grab our stuff. 1494 01:19:57,564 --> 01:20:00,834 Okay. Here's the plan. 1495 01:20:00,867 --> 01:20:03,303 I'm going to grab their bag and I'm gonna toss it to you. 1496 01:20:03,336 --> 01:20:04,971 Just like a rugby ball. 1497 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:06,906 Then we're both just going to sprint up to our tent. 1498 01:20:06,940 --> 01:20:08,408 -Yeah? -What? 1499 01:20:08,441 --> 01:20:09,943 And lead them straight back to our headquarters? 1500 01:20:09,976 --> 01:20:11,244 Oh, yeah. 1501 01:20:11,277 --> 01:20:12,712 You're totally right. 1502 01:20:15,150 --> 01:20:16,282 Okay. 1503 01:20:16,316 --> 01:20:18,218 I'm going to run up to that high ground there. 1504 01:20:18,251 --> 01:20:19,219 What if they catch us? 1505 01:20:19,252 --> 01:20:20,487 -They won't. -Why? 1506 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:22,122 'Cause I'm gonna throw their boots 1507 01:20:22,155 --> 01:20:24,357 into the bush and snap the tent zipper off. 1508 01:20:24,391 --> 01:20:25,592 Okay. That's officially 1509 01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:26,626 the craziest thing I've ever heard. 1510 01:20:26,659 --> 01:20:28,695 I know. I'm bloody jazzed, too. 1511 01:20:28,728 --> 01:20:30,663 [loud snoring] 1512 01:20:30,697 --> 01:20:31,831 [clicks tongue] Okay. 1513 01:20:31,865 --> 01:20:33,800 Hear that? 1514 01:20:33,833 --> 01:20:35,535 They're snoring already. 1515 01:20:35,568 --> 01:20:37,837 We need to move with maximum speed 1516 01:20:37,871 --> 01:20:39,406 and maximum stealth. 1517 01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:41,700 Go. Go. Go. 1518 01:20:41,410 --> 01:20:42,742 -Wait, wait, wait. -[Mildred] No, no, no. 1519 01:20:43,777 --> 01:20:45,478 Jesus! 1520 01:20:49,150 --> 01:20:50,884 [loud snoring] 1521 01:20:50,917 --> 01:20:52,285 [zipper creaks] 1522 01:20:53,319 --> 01:20:56,220 [tense music] 1523 01:21:09,703 --> 01:21:12,720 Shh... shh. 1524 01:21:27,687 --> 01:21:30,256 -[metal clicks] -[Arnold] Ah. 1525 01:21:30,290 --> 01:21:31,691 -[Arnold] What's going on? -[Mildred] Go, Go! 1526 01:21:31,725 --> 01:21:33,426 Intruders! 1527 01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:34,661 You thieving swines! 1528 01:21:34,694 --> 01:21:35,962 I'm gonna kill youse! 1529 01:21:35,995 --> 01:21:37,897 I'll kill you! Ah! 1530 01:21:39,699 --> 01:21:40,867 [Arnold screams] 1531 01:21:40,900 --> 01:21:42,268 Get them, Jethro. 1532 01:21:43,436 --> 01:21:45,505 [Angelina] It's our property now! 1533 01:21:45,538 --> 01:21:46,973 [Strawn yells, pants] 1534 01:21:49,709 --> 01:21:51,878 Come here, boy. 1535 01:21:51,911 --> 01:21:54,470 I'll kill youse! Kill ya! 1536 01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:55,715 [Arnold] That's my stuff! 1537 01:21:55,749 --> 01:21:58,510 -He's going to catch us! -No, he's not. 1538 01:21:58,840 --> 01:21:59,919 How can you be sure? 1539 01:21:59,953 --> 01:22:01,688 Look at the ground! 1540 01:22:03,189 --> 01:22:04,524 [Arnold] Come back here! 1541 01:22:04,557 --> 01:22:06,526 -[twig snaps] -Ah... Ah. 1542 01:22:07,794 --> 01:22:09,796 [both chuckling] 1543 01:22:11,131 --> 01:22:12,732 Here! 1544 01:22:12,766 --> 01:22:14,701 [both laugh] 1545 01:22:14,734 --> 01:22:16,336 Ah! 1546 01:22:16,369 --> 01:22:17,504 [whimpers] 1547 01:22:17,537 --> 01:22:19,506 [sobs loudly] 1548 01:22:19,539 --> 01:22:21,341 Ah! [sobs] 1549 01:22:21,374 --> 01:22:23,710 [both pant] 1550 01:22:23,743 --> 01:22:25,712 [Arnold wailing at a distance] 1551 01:22:31,317 --> 01:22:32,419 [Mildred] Ooh. 1552 01:22:32,452 --> 01:22:34,387 [wind whooshing] 1553 01:22:34,421 --> 01:22:36,890 [Arnold howling at a distance] 1554 01:22:38,158 --> 01:22:39,959 [Arnold yells] Listen, you muppets! 1555 01:22:39,993 --> 01:22:41,628 It wasn't personal before, 1556 01:22:41,661 --> 01:22:44,864 but it's really personal now! 1557 01:22:46,990 --> 01:22:50,470 Ohh, I've made a catastrophic blunder. 1558 01:22:50,503 --> 01:22:52,339 [Strawn] What? Why? 1559 01:22:52,372 --> 01:22:54,674 I appeared to have led us... 1560 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,576 [water rushing] 1561 01:22:56,609 --> 01:22:57,844 to a cliff-edge. 1562 01:22:57,877 --> 01:22:58,912 [Strawn] Oh. 1563 01:23:05,819 --> 01:23:08,922 [dispiriting music] 1564 01:23:08,955 --> 01:23:10,223 Um... 1565 01:23:17,564 --> 01:23:18,698 Well... 1566 01:23:20,233 --> 01:23:22,369 I guess we could hide out. 1567 01:23:22,402 --> 01:23:25,380 And slowly make our way back to camp. 1568 01:23:25,710 --> 01:23:27,700 We need to make sure we've still got the proof. 1569 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:28,742 -Get the camera. -Right. 1570 01:23:32,879 --> 01:23:33,913 Here. 1571 01:23:34,981 --> 01:23:36,149 [camera clicks on] 1572 01:23:36,182 --> 01:23:37,350 [Arnold] Okay. 1573 01:23:38,451 --> 01:23:40,120 [Arnold] Okay, Darling. 1574 01:23:40,153 --> 01:23:41,388 Looking great. 1575 01:23:41,421 --> 01:23:42,922 [Arnold and Angelina laugh] 1576 01:23:42,956 --> 01:23:44,524 That's it, lovely, give me a bit more hair. 1577 01:23:44,557 --> 01:23:46,159 How's that? 1578 01:23:46,192 --> 01:23:47,660 [Arnold] Oh, you look beautiful. Just now... 1579 01:23:47,694 --> 01:23:49,195 Flick it, flick it like your sister. 1580 01:23:49,229 --> 01:23:50,330 [Arnold mumbles] 1581 01:23:50,363 --> 01:23:51,598 What did you say? 1582 01:23:51,631 --> 01:23:52,799 [Arnold] I said, flick your hair. 1583 01:23:52,832 --> 01:23:54,100 What? 1584 01:23:57,537 --> 01:23:58,772 They recorded over it. 1585 01:24:02,108 --> 01:24:03,343 [sniffles] 1586 01:24:03,376 --> 01:24:05,245 And they drained the bloody battery. 1587 01:24:05,278 --> 01:24:07,814 [Strawn] Fifty grand. Gone again. 1588 01:24:10,830 --> 01:24:11,384 Strawn? 1589 01:24:11,418 --> 01:24:14,287 We may have some more pressing issues right now. 1590 01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,489 What could possibly be more pressing than this? 1591 01:24:19,159 --> 01:24:21,695 Oh, this is definitely more pressing. 1592 01:24:21,728 --> 01:24:23,663 Yeah, my thoughts exactly. 1593 01:24:25,432 --> 01:24:27,967 He looks hungry. They get bold when they're hungry. 1594 01:24:28,100 --> 01:24:30,236 Maybe there's some food in their bag. 1595 01:24:31,738 --> 01:24:33,206 Reach in slowly and have a look. 1596 01:24:33,239 --> 01:24:34,908 [panther growls] 1597 01:24:36,209 --> 01:24:38,244 -[Mildred] Anything? -Huh, huh. 1598 01:24:42,248 --> 01:24:43,950 Let's see if they like ham sandwiches. 1599 01:24:45,518 --> 01:24:47,587 [Arnold grunts] 1600 01:24:47,620 --> 01:24:48,922 [panther growls] 1601 01:24:59,232 --> 01:25:00,567 [sniffs, snorts] 1602 01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:01,868 [panther growls] 1603 01:25:01,901 --> 01:25:03,336 All right, come on. We gotta move. 1604 01:25:03,370 --> 01:25:05,710 [Mildred whimpers] 1605 01:25:05,105 --> 01:25:06,239 [panther roars] 1606 01:25:06,272 --> 01:25:08,575 -[panther snorts] -No! 1607 01:25:15,148 --> 01:25:17,217 Um, can panthers climb ropes? 1608 01:25:17,250 --> 01:25:18,718 [growling intensifies] 1609 01:25:18,752 --> 01:25:19,886 No, they can't. 1610 01:25:19,919 --> 01:25:20,954 [yells] Alright, get on. 1611 01:25:23,990 --> 01:25:25,458 Go, go, go, go. 1612 01:25:25,492 --> 01:25:27,861 [Mildred screams, pants] 1613 01:25:31,331 --> 01:25:32,866 -[Mildred yells] -Don't stop moving. 1614 01:25:32,899 --> 01:25:35,680 -[panther growls] -[Strawn whimpers] 1615 01:25:35,101 --> 01:25:36,503 Nice kitty! 1616 01:25:37,437 --> 01:25:39,500 -[panther roars] -[screams] 1617 01:25:39,390 --> 01:25:40,874 [intense music playing] 1618 01:25:43,243 --> 01:25:46,946 -[panther growls] -[Strawn] Just keep going. 1619 01:25:46,980 --> 01:25:48,214 Don't stop! 1620 01:25:49,916 --> 01:25:52,485 [Strawn whimpers] 1621 01:25:52,519 --> 01:25:54,621 -[panther growls] -[Strawn screams] 1622 01:25:54,654 --> 01:25:57,230 [panther roars] 1623 01:26:00,527 --> 01:26:02,128 He's trying to tear the rope! 1624 01:26:02,162 --> 01:26:04,264 [Mildred whimpers] 1625 01:26:04,297 --> 01:26:06,533 -[Mildred whimpers] -[Strawn screams] 1626 01:26:07,901 --> 01:26:09,169 [Mildred yells] 1627 01:26:11,337 --> 01:26:12,906 [Mildred] Ah! 1628 01:26:12,939 --> 01:26:14,574 [Strawn] We're gonna make it. 1629 01:26:16,910 --> 01:26:18,745 Ow. Ow, my hands hurt. 1630 01:26:18,778 --> 01:26:20,380 I can't hold on. 1631 01:26:20,413 --> 01:26:21,514 -You can do it. -[Mildred] Ah. 1632 01:26:21,548 --> 01:26:22,649 Keep going. 1633 01:26:22,682 --> 01:26:23,783 Ow! 1634 01:26:23,817 --> 01:26:24,984 [Strawn grunts] 1635 01:26:26,486 --> 01:26:27,554 I can't do it. 1636 01:26:27,587 --> 01:26:29,255 Yes, you can. You got this. 1637 01:26:29,289 --> 01:26:30,457 [grunts] 1638 01:26:33,193 --> 01:26:34,494 [Mildred cries out] 1639 01:26:34,527 --> 01:26:36,229 [Strawn] You've got it, it's okay. 1640 01:26:36,296 --> 01:26:37,330 Ah! 1641 01:26:38,565 --> 01:26:39,899 [screams] 1642 01:26:39,933 --> 01:26:41,301 I'm coming. 1643 01:26:41,334 --> 01:26:43,236 [Strawn grunts] 1644 01:26:44,704 --> 01:26:46,390 Now, hold on! 1645 01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:47,941 -[rope snaps] -[Mildred screams] 1646 01:26:47,974 --> 01:26:49,376 [Strawn] No, no, no, no, no. 1647 01:26:50,710 --> 01:26:51,845 [both] No! 1648 01:26:51,878 --> 01:26:53,113 [Mildred] Help me! 1649 01:26:54,114 --> 01:26:55,315 [screams] Help! 1650 01:26:56,783 --> 01:26:58,284 -[Mildred] Strawn! -I'm coming. 1651 01:26:58,318 --> 01:27:01,921 -[Mildred screams] -[Strawn] Mildred! 1652 01:27:01,955 --> 01:27:03,823 [Mildred] I'm slipping. 1653 01:27:03,857 --> 01:27:05,525 Don't let go. 1654 01:27:05,558 --> 01:27:06,960 [Mildred yells] No! 1655 01:27:06,993 --> 01:27:08,128 [Strawn] No, no, no! 1656 01:27:10,964 --> 01:27:11,965 Hold on! 1657 01:27:11,998 --> 01:27:14,340 Strawn! Help! 1658 01:27:14,670 --> 01:27:16,202 [Strawn] Mildred! 1659 01:27:16,236 --> 01:27:17,704 [Strawn grunts] 1660 01:27:17,737 --> 01:27:19,205 [both scream] 1661 01:27:19,239 --> 01:27:21,608 -[Strawn grunts] -Don't let go! 1662 01:27:21,641 --> 01:27:24,411 -[Strawn] Ah, I got you. -[Mildred screams] No! 1663 01:27:24,444 --> 01:27:25,912 I got you. Look at me. 1664 01:27:25,945 --> 01:27:27,130 -Don't let it-- -Mildred! 1665 01:27:27,470 --> 01:27:28,815 -Mildred, look at me. -Don't... 1666 01:27:31,317 --> 01:27:33,953 Wrist strength of a professional wrestler. 1667 01:27:33,987 --> 01:27:35,321 Remember? 1668 01:27:37,390 --> 01:27:38,825 [whimpers] 1669 01:27:38,858 --> 01:27:41,795 Now, just stay calm. 1670 01:27:41,828 --> 01:27:43,296 When you're ready, I want you to... 1671 01:27:43,329 --> 01:27:46,132 -[Mildred screams] -[panther roars] 1672 01:27:46,166 --> 01:27:48,768 [both scream] 1673 01:27:48,835 --> 01:27:50,670 -[Strawn grunts] -[Mildred] No! 1674 01:27:50,704 --> 01:27:53,606 [both scream] 1675 01:27:56,142 --> 01:27:58,712 [panther growls] 1676 01:28:03,783 --> 01:28:06,753 [shrill whistle] 1677 01:28:09,689 --> 01:28:12,459 [dogs barking at a distance] 1678 01:28:15,395 --> 01:28:18,164 [rumbling] 1679 01:28:25,538 --> 01:28:26,973 [howling] 1680 01:28:28,740 --> 01:28:30,443 -[dogs barking] -[thunder clapping] 1681 01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:35,248 [Strawn grunts] 1682 01:28:38,485 --> 01:28:40,286 Mildred. 1683 01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:41,354 [grunts] 1684 01:28:43,390 --> 01:28:44,991 Ah! 1685 01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:46,659 [Mildred screams] 1686 01:28:46,693 --> 01:28:47,727 [Strawn] Ah! 1687 01:28:49,162 --> 01:28:51,598 [Mildred screaming loudly] 1688 01:28:51,631 --> 01:28:53,333 Mildred! 1689 01:28:53,366 --> 01:28:55,368 [Mildred screams] 1690 01:28:55,402 --> 01:28:57,370 Strawn, help me, help me, please! 1691 01:28:57,404 --> 01:28:58,638 Oh, God! 1692 01:28:58,672 --> 01:29:00,740 [screams] Don't move it. 1693 01:29:00,774 --> 01:29:02,509 -[gasps] -[Mildred screams in pain] 1694 01:29:02,542 --> 01:29:04,344 -[Strawn] Jesus. -Help! 1695 01:29:04,377 --> 01:29:05,745 It's gonna be okay, Mildred. 1696 01:29:05,812 --> 01:29:07,781 You're gonna be fine. 1697 01:29:07,814 --> 01:29:09,150 [shivers] Mushrooms. 1698 01:29:10,150 --> 01:29:11,818 Huh? 1699 01:29:11,851 --> 01:29:13,153 Why are you talking about mushrooms? 1700 01:29:13,186 --> 01:29:14,287 For the pain. 1701 01:29:16,890 --> 01:29:17,457 Please. 1702 01:29:17,490 --> 01:29:18,792 Right. Yeah. 1703 01:29:20,627 --> 01:29:22,429 [sobs and cries out] 1704 01:29:22,495 --> 01:29:25,532 -[Strawn] Come on. Come on! -[Mildred screaming at distance] 1705 01:29:30,236 --> 01:29:31,438 Ha! 1706 01:29:32,839 --> 01:29:34,541 Oh, damn it. 1707 01:29:35,775 --> 01:29:38,778 -Uh... -[Mildred] Strawn! 1708 01:29:38,812 --> 01:29:40,213 Ah. Screw it! 1709 01:29:40,246 --> 01:29:41,681 [grunts] 1710 01:29:46,586 --> 01:29:48,655 [screams] 1711 01:29:48,688 --> 01:29:51,624 I got all of them. Um, which ones? 1712 01:29:51,658 --> 01:29:54,361 Green and... Green and black. 1713 01:29:54,394 --> 01:29:57,330 This? Are you sure? 1714 01:29:57,364 --> 01:29:58,665 Yeah. 1715 01:30:08,241 --> 01:30:09,442 Hold my hand. 1716 01:30:19,853 --> 01:30:21,821 I'm so... so sorry. 1717 01:30:32,165 --> 01:30:33,333 Mildred? 1718 01:30:40,607 --> 01:30:42,275 [faint, indistinct voice] 1719 01:30:45,979 --> 01:30:47,470 [Strawn] Wake up. 1720 01:30:49,949 --> 01:30:50,984 Hey there. 1721 01:30:52,686 --> 01:30:53,920 Welcome back. 1722 01:30:54,954 --> 01:30:56,220 Feel fizzy. 1723 01:31:02,295 --> 01:31:03,530 What are you thinking? 1724 01:31:04,664 --> 01:31:07,500 I'm thinking that, between getting you kidnapped, 1725 01:31:07,534 --> 01:31:09,202 attacked by a panther, 1726 01:31:09,235 --> 01:31:10,704 thrown off a cliff, 1727 01:31:10,737 --> 01:31:13,390 and feeding you weird mushrooms, 1728 01:31:13,730 --> 01:31:14,541 I've secured my place 1729 01:31:14,574 --> 01:31:16,276 on the Mount Rushmore of disappointing dads. 1730 01:31:17,310 --> 01:31:19,346 Yeah, that's great. 1731 01:31:19,379 --> 01:31:21,114 That's all great. 1732 01:31:21,147 --> 01:31:22,716 I'm great. 1733 01:31:22,782 --> 01:31:23,983 You're great. 1734 01:31:25,585 --> 01:31:27,487 The planet is really great. 1735 01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:29,923 It's all so bloody great. 1736 01:31:33,660 --> 01:31:35,280 Now might be a good time to get 1737 01:31:35,610 --> 01:31:37,630 that great, big, bloody tree off my legs. 1738 01:31:37,664 --> 01:31:39,766 -[both chuckle] -Come on, Dad. 1739 01:31:41,501 --> 01:31:43,203 What did you say? 1740 01:31:43,236 --> 01:31:45,171 [Mildred] Huh? Nothing. 1741 01:31:46,906 --> 01:31:48,108 You called me "Dad." 1742 01:31:49,142 --> 01:31:50,210 Did I? 1743 01:31:51,277 --> 01:31:52,645 [Strawn] Yeah, you did. 1744 01:31:59,486 --> 01:32:01,121 Ready? 1745 01:32:01,154 --> 01:32:02,322 Alright. 1746 01:32:05,625 --> 01:32:07,127 [Mildred giggles deliriously] 1747 01:32:08,328 --> 01:32:10,764 [Strawn grunts] 1748 01:32:10,797 --> 01:32:11,998 Come on. 1749 01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:14,267 [grunts, groans] 1750 01:32:15,902 --> 01:32:17,404 Come on! 1751 01:32:17,437 --> 01:32:19,172 [grunts] 1752 01:32:19,205 --> 01:32:20,874 [pants] 1753 01:32:20,940 --> 01:32:22,809 I... I can't do it. 1754 01:32:23,977 --> 01:32:25,378 It's too heavy. 1755 01:32:25,412 --> 01:32:26,713 Ace of diamonds. 1756 01:32:29,983 --> 01:32:31,618 -What? -It's the magic trick... 1757 01:32:33,190 --> 01:32:34,870 on the window, 1758 01:32:35,155 --> 01:32:36,656 when we met. 1759 01:32:38,224 --> 01:32:41,394 I lied. I lied to you. 1760 01:32:43,863 --> 01:32:45,398 [chuckles] 1761 01:32:45,432 --> 01:32:47,400 It was my card. 1762 01:32:47,434 --> 01:32:48,468 [Mildred chuckles] 1763 01:32:49,703 --> 01:32:51,571 Come on, Dad. You can do this. 1764 01:32:54,941 --> 01:32:57,610 "Believe in magic," that's what you said. 1765 01:33:10,523 --> 01:33:13,326 [vibrating music] 1766 01:33:17,564 --> 01:33:19,650 [reverberating music booms] 1767 01:33:22,235 --> 01:33:24,904 [music intensifies] 1768 01:33:39,519 --> 01:33:41,287 [laughing] 1769 01:33:49,829 --> 01:33:51,731 [music fades out] 1770 01:33:53,660 --> 01:33:55,668 [melodious guitar music playing] 1771 01:34:13,486 --> 01:34:15,880 [Mildred] I've had enough of camping. 1772 01:34:16,423 --> 01:34:17,691 Can we go home now? 1773 01:34:19,492 --> 01:34:20,593 What are the magic words? 1774 01:34:23,329 --> 01:34:24,597 I love you... 1775 01:34:25,765 --> 01:34:26,866 with all of my heart. 1776 01:34:41,281 --> 01:34:43,450 [Angelina] What are you doing? 1777 01:34:43,483 --> 01:34:45,318 [Arnold] Well, you might not be familiar with this, 1778 01:34:45,352 --> 01:34:47,987 this is called keeping your kit clean. 1779 01:34:48,210 --> 01:34:49,756 [Angelina] Just chuck it in the car. 1780 01:34:49,789 --> 01:34:51,958 [Strawn] You got to be kidding me. 1781 01:34:53,860 --> 01:34:56,960 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1782 01:34:56,129 --> 01:34:58,298 [Angelina] Okay, look, just shut up, Jethro. 1783 01:34:58,331 --> 01:34:59,399 Shut up for ever. 1784 01:34:59,432 --> 01:35:01,000 [Strawn] Okay, okay, I got it. 1785 01:35:01,340 --> 01:35:02,669 [Angelina] No, I'm driving. 1786 01:35:02,702 --> 01:35:04,971 Why do you keep banging on about that? On and on and on? 1787 01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:07,730 [Arnold] I drive... 1788 01:35:07,107 --> 01:35:09,409 Oi, oi... 1789 01:35:09,442 --> 01:35:10,877 What are you doing? 1790 01:35:10,910 --> 01:35:12,379 [Arnold and Angelina shout] 1791 01:35:12,412 --> 01:35:13,446 Come here. 1792 01:35:13,480 --> 01:35:15,482 Ah... Oi... 1793 01:35:15,515 --> 01:35:17,517 [Arnold yells] That's my Plymouth! 1794 01:35:17,584 --> 01:35:19,386 [Angelina yelling] Jethro, just grab the car. 1795 01:35:19,419 --> 01:35:21,755 [Arnold] Go easy on the clutch! 1796 01:35:21,788 --> 01:35:23,623 [Angelina] Useless! 1797 01:35:23,656 --> 01:35:27,560 Those bloody muppets are even worse than us. 1798 01:35:28,795 --> 01:35:31,731 [screams] Ah! My God. Oh, my God. 1799 01:35:31,765 --> 01:35:33,566 [laughing] 1800 01:35:35,201 --> 01:35:36,736 Whoo! 1801 01:35:36,770 --> 01:35:38,380 It's okay. 1802 01:35:38,710 --> 01:35:39,205 [laughs] 1803 01:35:39,272 --> 01:35:41,207 Everything's gonna be okay. 1804 01:35:41,241 --> 01:35:42,609 I promise. 1805 01:36:23,149 --> 01:36:25,652 Smile for your mum. She'll never believe this. 1806 01:36:25,685 --> 01:36:27,120 Shouldn't you be watching the road? 1807 01:36:27,187 --> 01:36:28,621 -[Strawn laughs] -Dad? 1808 01:36:29,689 --> 01:36:31,124 -[Mildred] Dad? -[Strawn laughs] 1809 01:36:31,157 --> 01:36:32,792 Oh, God! 1810 01:36:32,826 --> 01:36:34,940 [both scream] 1811 01:36:34,160 --> 01:36:36,329 [panther roars] 1812 01:36:39,499 --> 01:36:41,568 [panther grunting] 1813 01:36:50,577 --> 01:36:51,611 [Mildred] Hm. 1814 01:36:53,546 --> 01:36:56,416 [heart monitor beeps] 1815 01:37:09,729 --> 01:37:11,531 [Jonesie purring] 1816 01:37:23,309 --> 01:37:24,411 [Mildred whispers] Dad? 1817 01:37:24,444 --> 01:37:25,712 [Strawn] Hm. 1818 01:37:38,692 --> 01:37:41,494 [breathes deeply] 1819 01:37:41,528 --> 01:37:42,796 [Mildred] Mum. 1820 01:37:53,173 --> 01:37:54,374 [Mildred] Jonesie. 1821 01:37:54,407 --> 01:37:56,242 [Jonesie growls] 1822 01:38:00,246 --> 01:38:02,916 ["Anything Could Happen" playing] 1823 01:38:08,822 --> 01:38:10,990 [Strawn] Smile for your mum. She'll never believe this. 1824 01:38:11,240 --> 01:38:12,859 Shouldn't you be watching the road? 1825 01:38:12,892 --> 01:38:14,294 -[Strawn chuckles] - Dad! 1826 01:38:14,327 --> 01:38:15,328 [screams] Dad! 1827 01:38:15,362 --> 01:38:16,629 [Strawn] Oh, snap! 1828 01:38:16,663 --> 01:38:18,365 [panther growling] 1829 01:38:30,744 --> 01:38:34,581 ♪ Went to a doctor, Said I look so hard ♪ 1830 01:38:34,614 --> 01:38:38,418 ♪ And with a smile on his face Put him into a junkyard ♪ 1831 01:38:38,451 --> 01:38:42,489 ♪ Look for an answer In empty doorways ♪ 1832 01:38:42,522 --> 01:38:46,292 ♪ Talk to a dancer, Said it's out on the highway ♪ 1833 01:38:46,326 --> 01:38:50,130 ♪ Well, come on, Doctor Won't you gimme a shot ♪ 1834 01:38:50,163 --> 01:38:53,800 ♪ I'm feeling cold boy Feeling hot ♪ 1835 01:38:53,867 --> 01:38:57,570 ♪ The doctor said no boy You gotta learn... ♪ 1836 01:38:57,604 --> 01:39:00,507 [woman on TV] The hunt is on for a mysterious black cat, 1837 01:39:00,540 --> 01:39:03,376 which was spotted prowling on a Mid Canterbury farm. 1838 01:39:03,410 --> 01:39:05,712 Locals are convinced, it was a panther. 1839 01:39:05,745 --> 01:39:07,213 Just looked like a big, black cat, 1840 01:39:07,247 --> 01:39:08,715 really, it was yeah, just... 1841 01:39:08,782 --> 01:39:10,784 It's quite long, had a big long tail... 1842 01:39:10,817 --> 01:39:13,386 Like, it had that cat walk, you know, normally you can tell 1843 01:39:13,420 --> 01:39:15,288 the difference between a dog and a cat. 1844 01:39:15,321 --> 01:39:17,230 But no, definitely, definitely wouldn't have been a dog. 1845 01:39:17,570 --> 01:39:18,591 Cat poo with, um, 1846 01:39:18,625 --> 01:39:21,127 bits of fur or bone in it. 1847 01:39:21,161 --> 01:39:24,230 Um, perhaps remains of prey... 1848 01:39:24,297 --> 01:39:25,331 [man 1] Hmm. 1849 01:39:26,566 --> 01:39:28,702 Yeah, I see it, I see it. That's pretty big. 1850 01:39:30,603 --> 01:39:32,772 -That's not a [bleep] cat. -[man 2] Hey? 1851 01:39:32,839 --> 01:39:34,541 [man 1] That isn't a cat. That's [bleep] huge!