1 00:00:00,633 --> 00:00:05,205 It all starts with something... magnificent. 2 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:08,641 A flower. 3 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:09,876 Just a flower. 4 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:14,381 Then a honeybee. 5 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,751 Very fragile. 6 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,853 Very complicated. 7 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:25,250 The bee gathers pollen 8 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:29,620 and deposits it in another flower's stigma. 9 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:32,365 It's like *** but cleaner. 10 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,340 And nobody gets hurt. 11 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:13,206 A third of our food is pollinated this way. 12 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:15,575 You understand the scope of that? 13 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:19,746 That's how vital the bees are, Don. 14 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,449 And they're dying. 15 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:24,984 Why? 16 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:28,121 It's like we talked about, cuz. Remember? 17 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:31,725 CCD. It's like a pandemic. 18 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:38,398 Workers desert the queen 19 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:42,268 until she's all alone with her young, 20 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:45,105 and the colony wastes away. 21 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:52,145 But why do they leave her? 22 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:55,150 Well... 23 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:58,180 people claim it's pesticides or habitat loss. 24 00:01:58,180 --> 00:02:00,320 Or some people think world governments 25 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,823 and their agro-corporate overlords 26 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:07,627 bioengineered CCD to manipulate food supplies. 27 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:12,599 But I knew there had to be 28 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:15,502 a larger organizing principle at work. 29 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,171 So I studied. 30 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,774 I observed. 31 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,142 Down. 32 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,440 I searched in the ground 33 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,846 and in the stars 34 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:29,883 until I found it. 35 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,157 It was there all along. 36 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,297 *****ing caging us, poisoning us, 37 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:46,332 choking us out. 38 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,802 One. Two. 39 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:51,237 We are not steering the ship, Don. 40 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:52,906 Oh, good job. 41 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,741 They are. 42 00:02:57,644 --> 00:03:01,470 And now it's up to you and me 43 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:03,490 to stop them. 44 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:08,488 The training is for a reason, Don. 45 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:10,657 It's going to try and dominate us, 46 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,660 but we're not gonna let it, are we? 47 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:16,696 You mean she'll try to hurt us? 48 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:19,199 Oh, yes, Don. It's highly dangerous. 49 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:25,572 So we have to prepare... 50 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:28,508 - Down. Up. - ...our bodies, our brains. 51 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:30,543 Come on. Come on. Come on. 52 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,224 Why are you laughing? 53 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,959 Sorry, you just look a little funny doing that, 54 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,260 to be honest. Sorry, Teddy. 55 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:49,290 - Okay, well, now you do it. - Okay. 56 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,301 Hey, I think I look funny, too. 57 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:56,803 Okay. 58 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:00,940 See? It's good. 59 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,547 Oh, and don't forget they track it remotely. 60 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,117 And they'll try and track us, too. 61 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:16,589 It'll... weevil into your brainbox every chance it gets, 62 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:19,259 so we have to fortify that shit. 63 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:23,496 Okay. 64 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,733 I'll try. 65 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,935 You-you hear that, though? 66 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,770 Donny? 67 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,600 In your voice, how they *****ed your confidence? 68 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:37,143 I'm sorry, Teddy. 69 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:40,747 No. Donny, look at me. 70 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:43,416 Don't you ever apologize. Ever. 71 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,785 None of this is your fault. Okay? 72 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:49,622 Thanks. 73 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:55,950 It won't play fair. 74 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,932 So we have to be better. 75 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:05,205 How can you tell them apart? 76 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:08,141 Well, you have to know where to look. 77 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,443 There are signs. 78 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:14,214 What about these people? 79 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,816 No. 80 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,852 No, they're fine. 81 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:21,855 I mean, they're not fine-fine, 82 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,240 but hollowed. 83 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,658 You know, like the rest of us. 84 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,227 Harmless. 85 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,529 Hopeless. 86 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,300 And that's the way they planned it. 87 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:38,138 To make us the same as the bees. 88 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:43,510 A dead colony, atomized in a trillion directions 89 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:46,179 with no way home again. 90 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:54,540 -Morning, Ms. Fuller. -Good morning. 91 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:55,989 Have a good day. 92 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:18,110 What does the cream do? 93 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:19,346 The same. 94 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,810 Mitigation. 95 00:06:21,810 --> 00:06:22,549 Here, get all of it. 96 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:53,580 What if someone finds out about what we're doing? 97 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,215 They won't. 98 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,317 No one on earth gives a single ***** about us. 99 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,224 So until the day comes... 100 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:08,628 ...we clear the psychic cache, okay? 101 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,731 No distractions. 102 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:14,734 No gaming, no vape, no whacking it. 103 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:20,306 No screens whatsoever, except for research. 104 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,777 You promise, Don? 105 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:28,748 I know this is a lot, 106 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:31,484 but I... I want you with me on this. 107 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:33,953 I need you, Don. 108 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,522 - Hmm. - I know... 109 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:39,659 you're actually smart and brave, 110 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:42,495 and no one else sees it but me. 111 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:48,601 No, you're... No, you're the smart one. 112 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:52,472 The brains of this operation, really. Hmm. 113 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:58,478 - Hmm. But... - Is something wrong? 114 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,480 I just... 115 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,717 I don't think I can do this. 116 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:05,180 Hey. 117 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,486 Come here. 118 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:06,519 Yeah. 119 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:09,456 Medroxyprogesterone acetate. 120 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:13,860 It's a progestin-type hormonal med. 121 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,964 Chemical castration. 122 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:22,135 - Okay? - Okay. 123 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,810 In order for us to hit maximum focus, 124 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:36,160 we have to clear our heads of all psychic compulsions, okay? 125 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,185 What does that mean? 126 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,920 Hey, buddy. 127 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,690 Trust me, I've done a shit ton of research on this. 128 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,692 The more of that ***** filler we have 129 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,427 jamming up our neurons, 130 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:50,230 the bigger advantage it will have over us. 131 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,732 Are you sure? 132 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:55,535 Yes, Donny, I'm sure. 133 00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:59,906 It's really important, Don. 134 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:05,780 I just... 135 00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:09,616 wanted to be with someone someday. 136 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,553 Bud... 137 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,880 you gotta believe me. 138 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:16,923 I've figured it out. 139 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:22,280 The part of your brain that distracts you, 140 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,930 part of your brain that makes you sad, 141 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:27,330 it's all connected to the biological imperative. 142 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:30,970 These synapses firing off on procreation 143 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:35,775 and seed spread and monogamy, 144 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:38,745 like all these *****ing pain traps. 145 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:44,417 It's all... it's all neurons, dude. 146 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,886 You just have to harness them. 147 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,124 Once you kill the urges, like I have, 148 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:54,227 you'll be your own master. 149 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,131 No one can ***** with you. 150 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:00,500 You'll be totally free. 151 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,970 Don't you want to be free? 152 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,841 Yes. 153 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,609 So you ready? 154 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,581 Let's do this. 155 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,283 - Yeah. - Yeah. 156 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,185 Okay, so, uh... 157 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:21,454 Lean over the chair and talk to me. 158 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,289 - It'll distract you. - Yeah. 159 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,458 How are you, Teddy? 160 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,993 I'm doing great, man. 161 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,628 How are you? 162 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,297 Uh, I'm doing good. 163 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,968 Hey, hey. 164 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:38,400 I know it's been hard, man. 165 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:42,442 But we're gonna get it back again. I promise. 166 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:46,120 All we've lost, 167 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:49,182 all these years, all the shit that's been done to us... 168 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,353 ...we're setting that shit right again. 169 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:57,223 And no one can ***** with us. 170 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,225 Not even ourselves. 171 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,995 - Morning, Corey. - Good morning, Michelle. 172 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,690 I believe every company should strive 173 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,892 to form a diverse table. 174 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,261 If the people on your team are from diverse backgrounds, 175 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,764 they'll find new and creative solutions to problems 176 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,532 rather than just iterating. 177 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,201 We need to find the next generation 178 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,535 of diverse engineers, 179 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,904 diverse biologists, diverse doctors. 180 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:47,240 Because it's not just diverse employees, 181 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,742 it's diverse thinking. 182 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,511 It's about using our corporate resources 183 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:56,249 to empower people of different skills and identities... 184 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,784 Holy *****ing *****er. 185 00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,520 Jesus Christ. 186 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:00,954 Every time. What is it? 187 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,622 "Skills and identities to foster..." 188 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,857 To foster a new generation of Auxolith talent. 189 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,250 Okay, let's reset. 190 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:07,694 It's too many "diverses," Chris. 191 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,262 It's-- I'm going, "diverse, diverse, diverse." 192 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,897 Like "Buh-duh, buh-duh, buh-duh." 193 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,532 Like a *****ing metronome. 194 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,802 Well, uh, [clears throat], it is diversity training. 195 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,437 Yeah, but it's too many, Chris. 196 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,739 Can we try to diversify the language a little bit? 197 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,975 No, sure. 198 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,743 Let's go again. 199 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,949 Okay, so that's it then. 200 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,818 You just have the investor call with Sara 201 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:35,488 and a VC with Wieden+Kennedy at 9:00 that you can do remote. 202 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,391 Thank you, Corey. 203 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,826 The 5:30 thing. 204 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,294 Uh-huh? 205 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,662 Look, I know you sent the email already, 206 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,640 but I need you to let everyone know 207 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,432 that they are free to leave at 5:30 208 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,467 from now on, starting today, okay? 209 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,436 But do it in a way that's, you know, 210 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,970 what we talked about. 211 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,739 - Yeah, of course. - We need to send the message 212 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,407 that we have a new culture here now. 213 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,142 Where people should, yes, of course, 214 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,178 feel free to leave at 5:30 and be with their families. 215 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,146 No one is gonna be overworked like in the past. 216 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,182 No more unpleasant incidents. 217 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,317 But, of course, it's not compulsory. 218 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,186 And, obviously, if people still have work to do, 219 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,288 they should absolutely stay and continue to work. 220 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,623 - Yeah. - But it's not strictly enforced. 221 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,826 Although we still do want to meet quotas. 222 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,994 So if we can do that with no pressure, 223 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,930 just remembering, you know, we are running a business here, 224 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,990 so "let your conscience guide you" kind of thing. 225 00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:20,500 Yeah? Good? 226 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,935 I'll definitely let them know. 227 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,636 Great. 228 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,380 New era. 229 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:27,474 Thank you, Corey. 230 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,648 Thanks, Tony. 231 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,617 Feel free to leave early. 232 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,452 I mean, unless you're busy. 233 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,489 Or you have things to do, but feel free if you can. 234 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,157 - Up to you. - Yes, ma'am. 235 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,892 Your call. 236 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,895 ♪ I told you so ♪ 237 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:53,500 ♪ You know I hate to say, but I told you so ♪ 238 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:57,370 ♪ You can kiss a hundred boys in bars ♪ 239 00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,730 ♪ Shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling ♪ 240 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:01,675 ♪ Well, I told you so ♪ 241 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:05,478 ♪ You can say it's just the way you are ♪ 242 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:09,249 ♪ Make a new excuse, nother stupid reason ♪ 243 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,184 - ♪ Good luck, babe ♪ - ♪ Well, good luck ♪ 244 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,653 - ♪ Well, good luck, babe ♪ - ♪ Well, good luck ♪ 245 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:14,988 ♪ You'd have to stop... ♪ 246 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,695 - ♪ Well, good luck, babe ♪ - ♪ Well, good luck ♪ 247 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:25,832 ♪ You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling... ♪ 248 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,536 Come on, come on. 249 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:49,890 No. 250 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,400 Shit! *****, *****! 251 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,663 No, no, no! Stay back with her. 252 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,475 Spray! Spray! 253 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,799 Really have to hurry, bud. 254 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:42,502 - Um, I know. I'm sorry. - Okay, quick as you can. 255 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,804 It's like GPS, remember? 256 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,374 If its hair is still attached, it can track us remotely, 257 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,142 so we want to go as quick as we can. 258 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,110 Okay. 259 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,345 Is it working? 260 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,415 Not much is coming off. 261 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,384 Y-You really, you really got to run it through. Harder. 262 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,219 But wh-what if I cut her? 263 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,554 Don! Do it harder! You won't cut her! 264 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,655 Okay. 265 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,214 Man, I feel good. Don't you? 266 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,449 I guess. 267 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,384 You were amazing, cuz. 268 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,585 I was? 269 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,254 Oh, yeah. 270 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,723 *****ing alpha king shit. 271 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,592 Well, thanks, man. 272 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,610 I knew you could do it. 273 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:44,464 Sure enough, you *****ing crushed it. 274 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,472 Incredible. 275 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,274 What is? 276 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,910 Just the detail. 277 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,578 The best I've seen. 278 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,715 Uh, how can you tell she's an alien? 279 00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:06,520 Well, the signs are obvious. 280 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,288 They did a hell of a job on it, but the tells are there. 281 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,457 Narrow feet. 282 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,460 Thin cuticles. 283 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,960 Slight overbite. 284 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:22,135 Semi-obtruding earlobes. 285 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,436 See? 286 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,939 High hair density. 287 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:29,943 You won't notice unless you know what you're looking for. 288 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,312 Guess I can see it. 289 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:36,850 It's like, if you don't cook steaks a lot, 290 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,752 you won't know when it's cooked medium-rare, 291 00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:43,256 but if you cook steaks all the time, you just know. 292 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,250 You don't even have to cut into it. 293 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,627 You just... know. 294 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,966 Hey, hey, um... 295 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,268 Why are we doing this? 296 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,803 Is she itchy? 297 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,673 No, Don. It's not itchy. 298 00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:03,109 Its genetic structure is the same as ours, 299 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:06,460 uh, but its nervous system is different. 300 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,715 The antihistamine reacts to the neurotransmitters 301 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,818 in its nervous system and weakens it. 302 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:15,121 We're just leveling the playing field. 303 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:18,625 It's not torture. Torture is what it's done to us. 304 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,610 Huh. 305 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:23,163 The sedative should wear off soon. 306 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,798 Should we go get dressed? 307 00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:26,666 -Okay. -Okay, come on. 308 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,383 - Is it too tight? - No, man. 309 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,530 No, this was my dad's shit. 310 00:19:47,530 --> 00:19:49,723 He left it behind for a reason, 311 00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:51,758 so that it could be put to good use. 312 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,610 Everything's for a reason, Don. 313 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,640 It's too tight. 314 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,433 - I look stupid. - No, you don't. 315 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,169 You look fine, honestly. You look fine. 316 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,739 Anyway... what's that swine gonna do, 317 00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:08,708 call the fashion police and arrest you? 318 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,378 This isn't about her. 319 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,179 Hey. 320 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:16,349 It is not in control anymore. 321 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,584 We are. 322 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:22,622 Besides, I'll be doing most of the talking anyway. 323 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:26,260 In fact, maybe don't say much. 324 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:27,894 Like, you-you don't really have to say much. 325 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,763 Okay. 326 00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:32,899 Like, don't talk at all, maybe. 327 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,367 Oh. 328 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,226 Welcome. 329 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:04,130 Are you conscious? 330 00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:07,167 - What? - Is she conscious? 331 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:10,737 I can only proceed if you're fully conscious, so... 332 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,505 Uh... 333 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,840 What? 334 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,842 Yes. Greetings. 335 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,344 This is my home. 336 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,480 Where... 337 00:21:23,817 --> 00:21:26,586 This i-- this is a hospital? 338 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:30,523 - No, this is not a hospital. - Is this a... 339 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,493 ***** it. I'm just gonna start. 340 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,663 "Welcome to the headquarters of the human resistance. 341 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,299 "Despite our general suspicion and disavowal 342 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,334 "of all extant governing bodies, 343 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,937 "and despite the fact that you, as an Andromedan, 344 00:21:43,937 --> 00:21:45,972 "are not subject to the human rights guidelines 345 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,800 "detailed in the Geneva Conventions, 346 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,876 "we nevertheless endeavor to adhere to those guidelines 347 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:52,545 out of the humanist principles to which they aspire." 348 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,315 What is happening? 349 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,283 I'm explaining to you that I would like to keep 350 00:21:57,283 --> 00:22:02,222 all of this very aboveboard and civilized, so... 351 00:22:02,222 --> 00:22:03,823 Where's my hair? 352 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,726 - Your hair's been destroyed. - You shaved off my hair? 353 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,862 Yes, we've shaved off your hair. 354 00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:11,331 Why have you shaved off my hair? 355 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,501 To prevent you from contacting your ship. 356 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,704 - My ship? - Your ship. 357 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,707 What ship? 358 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,209 Your mother ship. 359 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:28,148 - Okay. - Full disclosure: 360 00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:29,482 I've also applied a thin layer 361 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,251 of antihistamine cream to your skin... 362 00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:33,353 - Excuse me. Listen to me. - ...which we'll need to reapply 363 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:34,554 every day for full effectiveness. 364 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,322 Listen to me. 365 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:40,260 I'm listening. 366 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:41,194 Right. 367 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:45,665 H-Here's what's gonna happen. 368 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:49,690 And I want to be clear, I'm not threatening you. 369 00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:50,370 Or you. 370 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:53,506 But the following is my best guess 371 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:57,444 of how the next 48 hours are likely to transpire. 372 00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:59,546 The police and soon thereafter the FBI 373 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,140 will begin a statewide manhunt 374 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:03,249 using all of the methods at their disposal 375 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:06,953 and the combined resources of neighboring jurisdictions. 376 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:10,590 My company is a key job creator 377 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,625 and economic engine of the region. 378 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,127 I am crucial. 379 00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:17,130 Think of it like you've abducted the governor 380 00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:18,631 but worse. 381 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,200 That's the level of bureaucratic urgency 382 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,401 you're contending with here. 383 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,403 In all humility, I can say that. 384 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:26,639 I'm also a high-profile female corporate executive. 385 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,740 Does that add a certain, 386 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:29,609 you know, politicized optics to this? 387 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:30,944 I would say absolutely. 388 00:23:30,944 --> 00:23:33,213 I would say that's a tremendous factor 389 00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:35,248 for you to consider here. 390 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:37,384 Now, I don't make the rules, and I don't enforce anything, 391 00:23:37,384 --> 00:23:40,820 and I am not in charge of the situation in this room. 392 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,622 You are. 393 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:45,825 But you are not in charge of what is happening out there, 394 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:49,229 and what is happening out there is a rapid cross-coordination 395 00:23:49,229 --> 00:23:51,231 of law enforcement and digital media, 396 00:23:51,231 --> 00:23:52,632 which is all leading quite inevitably 397 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,567 to your imprisonment. 398 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:57,700 And very likely worse. 399 00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:58,805 If I can be frank. 400 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,909 I-I'm not privy to what their methods might be 401 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:06,413 under extreme duress, or yours for that matter, 402 00:24:06,413 --> 00:24:10,250 but I can assure you that there is no possible scenario 403 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:11,818 where you benefit from this incident, 404 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:15,121 unless you cooperate with me right now 405 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:18,458 and negotiate a deal that's fair and advantageous to us both. 406 00:24:26,990 --> 00:24:27,267 Okay. 407 00:24:29,436 --> 00:24:31,137 Wow. 408 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:35,675 That was really good. That was really good. 409 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:39,112 My pulse is racing right now. 410 00:24:39,112 --> 00:24:41,214 Um... 411 00:24:41,214 --> 00:24:42,782 *****. 412 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:45,318 You got a real human response out of me there, 413 00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:48,722 which is impressive given your cellular composition and all. 414 00:24:48,722 --> 00:24:51,240 - It-It's the truth. - Well, no, it's not the truth. 415 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,892 Nothing you say is true. 416 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:57,630 Objective human truth has no value in Andromedan cognition. 417 00:24:58,198 --> 00:25:00,700 L-Let's just unpack the problem here. 418 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,736 "Unpack"? Wow, heady shit. 419 00:25:02,736 --> 00:25:06,600 Sure, let's unpack the old fact bag, shall we? 420 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:11,544 You are a high-ranking official in the royal Andromedan court, 421 00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:15,749 and you've aided your species in the techno-enslavement 422 00:25:15,749 --> 00:25:17,717 and the agro-corporate disintegration 423 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:20,320 of planet Earth, okay? 424 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,756 And we need you to bring us to your mother ship 425 00:25:22,756 --> 00:25:25,158 on the night of the lunar eclipse 426 00:25:25,158 --> 00:25:28,328 to broker a sit-down with your royal superiors. 427 00:25:28,328 --> 00:25:31,640 How's that? *****ing unpacked enough for ya? 428 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,665 I hear where you're coming from. 429 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:34,200 I do. 430 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,503 And I respectfully disagree. 431 00:25:36,503 --> 00:25:38,371 On which part? 432 00:25:39,773 --> 00:25:41,775 - Primarily, I'm not an alien. - You are. 433 00:25:41,775 --> 00:25:44,511 I've done thermal imaging on your face. 434 00:25:44,511 --> 00:25:46,946 There's Andromedan code all over your Instagram. 435 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:49,490 You're barely even hiding it. 436 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,850 I mean, look at you. 437 00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:56,122 I'm supposed to believe you're a 45-year-old woman? 438 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,624 Human woman? 439 00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,526 I mean, I follow a very strict 440 00:25:59,526 --> 00:26:02,395 reverse-aging diet and therapy program. 441 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,931 It's very expensive, as you can imagine, but I'm not an alien. 442 00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:08,680 Well, there's really no time for this. 443 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,869 - You are. - I'm not. 444 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,410 All right, then. 445 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:19,946 We're going to give you the night... 446 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:22,248 to give your statement. 447 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,983 My statement? 448 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,618 That you will give to your emperor... 449 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:26,986 Uh-huh. 450 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,289 ...to grant us passage to your ship 451 00:26:29,289 --> 00:26:32,325 and negotiate your species' withdrawal from planet Earth. 452 00:26:32,325 --> 00:26:35,161 Right. C-Could we have a dialogue about this, please? 453 00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:38,665 Because what you're asking me to do is not quite clear to me. 454 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:40,133 I think it is. 455 00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:42,936 And I want you to know... 456 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,474 ...this is really difficult for me as well. 457 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,110 You killed my family. 458 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:53,480 You killed my community. You killed my coworkers. 459 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,482 You killed the bees. 460 00:26:55,482 --> 00:26:57,417 So, given that, 461 00:26:57,417 --> 00:27:00,854 you should really appreciate how super professional 462 00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:03,189 I'm being right now by not gutting you. 463 00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:18,605 So, your sustenance and waste disposal 464 00:27:18,605 --> 00:27:20,440 will be attended to in the morning. 465 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,343 Uh, I haven't gathered adequate data 466 00:27:23,343 --> 00:27:26,379 on what type of sleep you require, if any, 467 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:28,848 but you should try and get some, okay? 468 00:27:32,452 --> 00:27:34,287 I'm very sorry. 469 00:27:34,287 --> 00:27:38,658 I think that we maybe got off on the wrong foot. 470 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:42,529 And I would love to keep the conversation going, please. 471 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:46,533 Excuse me, please? 472 00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:48,501 Don. Don. Don, come on. 473 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,503 Come on, let's keep talking. 474 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:53,600 Please? 475 00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:56,643 Please?! 476 00:28:11,224 --> 00:28:12,926 - Yeah. - Yeah. 477 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,764 Don, Don, Don, Don! 478 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:48,962 Hey. 479 00:28:48,962 --> 00:28:55,101 We can't see it as a human woman, you know? 480 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:58,238 It's not a person named Michelle Fuller. 481 00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:01,107 It's the Fuller Humanoid. That's all it is. 482 00:29:02,275 --> 00:29:05,245 Even if it was human-- and it's not-- 483 00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:06,880 it's still evil. 484 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,116 Pure corporate evil. 485 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:13,253 It's killing our planet, cuzzie. 486 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,821 It was the lead executive 487 00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,589 on the neonicotinoid linked to honeybee death. 488 00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:18,558 It only knows cruelty. 489 00:29:21,294 --> 00:29:23,463 Is it an alien? 490 00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,566 Yes. 491 00:29:31,738 --> 00:29:33,840 It knows you're watching right now, too. 492 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,576 It's trying to gain your sympathy. 493 00:29:36,576 --> 00:29:38,144 That shitty way that you feel right now, 494 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:39,779 that's how it wants you to feel. 495 00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:43,160 It's mastered the art of emotional manipulation. 496 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,617 I'm sorry. 497 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:49,456 I-I promise I won't mess this up, Teddy. 498 00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:51,624 Don't apologize, remember? 499 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:55,595 We just stick to the plan. 500 00:29:55,595 --> 00:29:58,298 We have four days until the lunar eclipse, 501 00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:01,801 when the Andromedan ship can return undetected. Yeah? 502 00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:03,636 Yeah. 503 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:08,475 So, we need the Fuller Humanoid to help us make contact 504 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:12,645 so we can fight for our self-worth. 505 00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:15,648 For our material existence, Don. 506 00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:18,885 You know, I... wish I could fix everything 507 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:21,788 that's been done to you. 508 00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:24,791 This is not about me, Don. 509 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:29,362 This is about everyone. 510 00:30:29,362 --> 00:30:33,700 And one day very soon, you'll see. 511 00:30:35,635 --> 00:30:39,506 And the world will see you as you truly are. 512 00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:41,241 A hero. 513 00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:45,378 That's why we stick to... 514 00:30:45,378 --> 00:30:49,182 We stick to... 515 00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:51,384 - the plan. - Plan. 516 00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:55,880 - Uh... - See? You're listening. 517 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,570 Uh, yeah. 518 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:34,127 I don't even *****ing know what's in it. 519 00:31:34,127 --> 00:31:37,300 I just eat the poison they give me. 520 00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,766 But I know... 521 00:31:39,766 --> 00:31:42,435 they hide shit in there, 522 00:31:42,435 --> 00:31:45,939 to program my cells... 523 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,876 ...my blood. 524 00:31:49,876 --> 00:31:53,313 I see what their plan is, okay? 525 00:31:53,313 --> 00:31:55,749 They sell me the sickness, then they sell me the cure, 526 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:58,718 and it's money on both sides 527 00:31:58,718 --> 00:32:01,540 from the mind control, 528 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:05,425 um... industry, okay? 529 00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:07,460 Get it? 530 00:32:08,461 --> 00:32:10,563 But I'll do it for you. 531 00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:14,100 You know, if it helps. 532 00:32:15,568 --> 00:32:17,303 If it makes me not like me. 533 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:19,439 Like I am, you know? 534 00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:22,342 Like, weak. 535 00:32:22,342 --> 00:32:26,346 Your slob, **** mom will do it for you, baby. 536 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,417 Just don't let them get you, too. 537 00:33:07,854 --> 00:33:09,222 You can go faster. 538 00:33:09,222 --> 00:33:11,124 - This isn't the spa. - Okay. Okay. 539 00:33:21,901 --> 00:33:23,837 PODCAST HOST [over headphones]: With scientific evidence 540 00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:25,872 pointing to the potential of other life 541 00:33:25,872 --> 00:33:29,876 even on our own planet that we can't comprehend yet, 542 00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:32,245 and with unexplainable phenomenon 543 00:33:32,245 --> 00:33:35,150 experienced by people daily in the skies, 544 00:33:35,150 --> 00:33:38,218 in the oceans, and even in their own backyard, 545 00:33:38,218 --> 00:33:40,653 I think it's kind of just a little uninformed 546 00:33:40,653 --> 00:33:43,390 to not at least acknowledge the potential 547 00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:47,594 that humankind may not be the only intelligent life 548 00:33:47,594 --> 00:33:50,230 to ever exist throughout the galaxy. 549 00:34:06,179 --> 00:34:07,414 ...other higher-intelligent 550 00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:08,915 beings somewhere. 551 00:34:08,915 --> 00:34:10,884 I don't know if they're coming, like I said, 552 00:34:10,884 --> 00:34:12,852 through the vibrations, coming through frequencies 553 00:34:12,852 --> 00:34:14,554 into our world, or if they're coming through... 554 00:34:14,554 --> 00:34:16,423 ...trillions and billions 555 00:34:16,423 --> 00:34:18,925 of miles of space, which seems kind of ridiculous 556 00:34:18,925 --> 00:34:20,560 when you think about it, but... 557 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,896 - There's a whole... -But what if it's... 558 00:34:22,896 --> 00:34:24,464 what if it's both of those things? 559 00:34:24,464 --> 00:34:26,266 What if it's not one or the other? 560 00:34:26,266 --> 00:34:28,301 It-it could be a mixture of everything. -Yeah. 561 00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:34,541 Hey. 562 00:34:34,541 --> 00:34:36,609 Saw you there. You all right? 563 00:34:36,609 --> 00:34:39,879 Uh, yeah. I'm fine. 564 00:34:39,879 --> 00:34:42,315 - How are you? - I'm good. 565 00:34:42,315 --> 00:34:45,510 Off to work, then, or...? 566 00:34:45,510 --> 00:34:47,220 Uh-huh. 567 00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:48,755 I-I'm sorry, man. 568 00:34:48,755 --> 00:34:50,323 I know you're like, "This *****ing guy," right? 569 00:34:50,323 --> 00:34:51,424 No, no. 570 00:34:51,424 --> 00:34:53,930 No, it's all right. It's just... 571 00:34:53,930 --> 00:34:56,960 You know, we haven't had a chance to catch up in a while, 572 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,980 'cause, you know... 573 00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:00,900 all the shit, and, uh, yeah. 574 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:03,103 Just wanted to check up on you. 575 00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:05,710 Casey, I'm good. What's up? 576 00:35:05,710 --> 00:35:07,173 Nothing's up, man. I just... 577 00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:08,808 I know I wasn't always the best babysitter 578 00:35:08,808 --> 00:35:10,810 back in the day, but, um... 579 00:35:10,810 --> 00:35:13,113 I do want you to be okay. 580 00:35:15,682 --> 00:35:18,585 You still up there with Don? 581 00:35:18,585 --> 00:35:19,753 Yep. 582 00:35:19,753 --> 00:35:21,955 Great. Well, uh... 583 00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:23,456 I think about you sometimes. 584 00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:26,326 Not... not in a weird way, just... Yeah. 585 00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:29,295 I'm a different guy now-- I've grown up-- 586 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:31,998 so if you ever need help with anything, just... 587 00:35:32,999 --> 00:35:35,135 I'm good. 588 00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:37,303 I just gotta get to work, so... 589 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:38,805 Maybe I'll stop by sometime. 590 00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:42,976 Yeah, I mean, I-I'm j... I'm super busy right now. 591 00:35:43,977 --> 00:35:45,278 - Crazy busy. - Right. 592 00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:48,114 But, um, yeah, maybe sometime later. 593 00:35:48,114 --> 00:35:50,950 Later, yeah. All right. 594 00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:52,552 Cool. See ya. 595 00:35:53,553 --> 00:35:55,522 Take it easy. 596 00:35:55,522 --> 00:35:56,990 See ya, Teddy. 597 00:35:58,692 --> 00:36:00,694 HOST 2 [over headphones]: Some people say they're all demons. 598 00:36:00,694 --> 00:36:03,830 A lot of people think they're higher-intelligent beings 599 00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:07,400 from a different wavelength. 600 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,702 That's a possibility, too, I guess. 601 00:36:08,702 --> 00:36:10,303 I-I don't know anything. 602 00:36:10,303 --> 00:36:12,238 So I'm not saying, like, one way or the other. 603 00:36:12,238 --> 00:36:14,307 I just, personally, I have my opinion, 604 00:36:14,307 --> 00:36:16,242 and I think it's somehow all connected. 605 00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,977 HOST 1 [over headphones]: I think that 606 00:36:17,977 --> 00:36:21,381 all of those things are each a small part of... 607 00:36:21,381 --> 00:36:22,749 How you doing? 608 00:36:22,749 --> 00:36:24,584 - What's up, man? -Morning. 609 00:36:24,584 --> 00:36:26,753 HOST 2 [over headphones]: I honestly start to believe 610 00:36:26,753 --> 00:36:28,688 that we're all in, like, a simulation. 611 00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:30,190 And I don't want to say it's like The Matrix, but... 612 00:36:36,290 --> 00:36:37,430 What's wrong, Tina? 613 00:36:37,430 --> 00:36:40,433 My frickin' hand is still killing me. 614 00:36:40,433 --> 00:36:43,403 Christ. Did you file that shit with OSHA yet? 615 00:36:43,403 --> 00:36:46,940 I looked into it, but I... 616 00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:49,743 I don't think it's a violation. 617 00:36:49,743 --> 00:36:53,179 Tina, their machinery cut you, 618 00:36:53,179 --> 00:36:55,281 and you get punished for missing quotas? 619 00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:58,180 That's a... that's a violation. 620 00:36:58,180 --> 00:36:59,586 *****ing demons. 621 00:37:01,421 --> 00:37:03,623 I just don't want any trouble. 622 00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:09,462 Don't you worry. 623 00:37:09,462 --> 00:37:11,731 One day soon, it's all gonna change. 624 00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:14,300 They're not gonna get away with this shit in the end, okay? 625 00:37:15,435 --> 00:37:17,370 I promise you that. 626 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:18,705 On Monday afternoon, 627 00:37:18,705 --> 00:37:21,474 following what coworkers describe as a routine workday, 628 00:37:21,474 --> 00:37:25,145 Auxolith Biomedical CEO Michelle Fuller 629 00:37:25,145 --> 00:37:27,781 got into her car, passed the security gate 630 00:37:27,781 --> 00:37:30,617 at Auxolith headquarters in Fayette County, Georgia, 631 00:37:30,617 --> 00:37:32,552 and drove towards home. 632 00:37:32,552 --> 00:37:34,788 That was nearly 48 hours ago. 633 00:37:34,788 --> 00:37:37,570 No one has heard from her since. 634 00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:39,392 Authorities now believe there is a strong chance... 635 00:37:39,392 --> 00:37:40,794 Hey. 636 00:37:40,794 --> 00:37:42,228 Oh, yo. What up, Carlos? 637 00:37:42,228 --> 00:37:44,330 I brought some fresh honey in for toast. 638 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,632 Oh, great. 639 00:37:45,632 --> 00:37:47,300 - Thank you, Teddy. - Yeah. 640 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:48,968 A furious statewide manhunt is now underway, 641 00:37:48,968 --> 00:37:51,604 with state police urging Fayette County locals 642 00:37:51,604 --> 00:37:55,750 to come forward with any information at all. 643 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,770 Given Fuller's wealth and high profile, 644 00:37:57,770 --> 00:37:59,512 state police are not ruling out the possibility 645 00:37:59,512 --> 00:38:02,820 that Fuller is being held for ransom, 646 00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:04,651 though, as of yet, there is no evidence 647 00:38:04,651 --> 00:38:06,419 to suggest this might be the case. 648 00:38:06,419 --> 00:38:08,254 The only clue authorities... 649 00:38:44,124 --> 00:38:46,192 Hey, cuz. Did she eat? 650 00:38:46,192 --> 00:38:47,627 No. 651 00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:49,290 Bedpan? 652 00:38:49,290 --> 00:38:50,397 No. 653 00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:57,537 Maybe she's too scared to go? 654 00:38:57,537 --> 00:38:59,539 No, she's not too scared to go. 655 00:38:59,539 --> 00:39:02,742 It's trying to pity-trap our asses. 656 00:39:02,742 --> 00:39:04,678 It's a ploy. 657 00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:06,746 We're not gonna let it pity-trap us, are we? 658 00:39:09,149 --> 00:39:10,383 No. 659 00:39:10,383 --> 00:39:11,851 Just stay over there. 660 00:39:11,851 --> 00:39:13,586 Okay, Teddy. 661 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:37,744 MICHELLE [over recorder]: Um, I am an alien from outer space. 662 00:39:37,744 --> 00:39:42,515 I live here on planet Earth, but I am not a human being. 663 00:39:42,515 --> 00:39:45,752 My mother ship is coming to Earth, 664 00:39:45,752 --> 00:39:48,621 and I would like to bring my new friend with me. 665 00:39:48,621 --> 00:39:49,956 Thanks. 666 00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:53,460 Uh-huh. 667 00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:55,895 So... 668 00:39:55,895 --> 00:39:58,131 this is a joke, then? 669 00:39:58,131 --> 00:40:02,135 You're trying to simulate sapient humor, or... 670 00:40:02,135 --> 00:40:04,237 That was the best I could do. 671 00:40:04,237 --> 00:40:05,739 This is the best you could do? 672 00:40:05,739 --> 00:40:07,540 You didn't even say it in your own language. 673 00:40:08,942 --> 00:40:11,770 Sorry, that was the best I could do. 674 00:40:11,770 --> 00:40:13,413 No, it isn't. 675 00:40:14,781 --> 00:40:17,617 What would you like me to say, then? 676 00:40:17,617 --> 00:40:19,285 Well, I already did that. 677 00:40:19,285 --> 00:40:23,890 Um, I would like you to request an audience 678 00:40:23,890 --> 00:40:26,590 with your emperor to discuss the terms 679 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,261 of your species' withdrawal from Earth. 680 00:40:28,261 --> 00:40:29,429 And I did that. 681 00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:30,797 But convincingly. 682 00:40:30,797 --> 00:40:32,399 Well, that's gonna be difficult. 683 00:40:32,399 --> 00:40:33,767 Why? 684 00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:38,772 At the risk of repeating myself, I'm not an alien. 685 00:40:45,845 --> 00:40:47,947 Teddy? 686 00:40:47,947 --> 00:40:49,616 What? 687 00:40:49,616 --> 00:40:53,653 I thought all night about our situation here, 688 00:40:53,653 --> 00:40:55,689 and I think I know what's going on. 689 00:40:55,689 --> 00:40:58,158 Okay. Yeah, please, enlighten me. 690 00:40:58,158 --> 00:41:00,794 So, look, I feel qualified here 691 00:41:00,794 --> 00:41:03,596 because I am a chemist by training, but I also have 692 00:41:03,596 --> 00:41:05,265 - a psych degree. - Oh. 693 00:41:05,265 --> 00:41:07,000 Okay. Wow. Great. 694 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,601 A degree from a university? 695 00:41:08,601 --> 00:41:10,303 From a credentialist scam for laundering privilege? 696 00:41:10,303 --> 00:41:11,371 Amazing. 697 00:41:11,371 --> 00:41:13,390 Well, yeah, I do have a degree. 698 00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:15,809 And I also have read a lot about this. 699 00:41:15,809 --> 00:41:19,279 You can't talk your way out of this again. 700 00:41:19,279 --> 00:41:21,548 I'm not a kid anymore. 701 00:41:24,784 --> 00:41:28,455 I think you're in a kind of echo chamber. 702 00:41:28,455 --> 00:41:30,557 - Echo chamber? Right now? - Mm-hmm. 703 00:41:30,557 --> 00:41:32,225 Echo? 704 00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:37,297 Yeah, I read the same 5,000 think pieces about that, too. 705 00:41:37,297 --> 00:41:40,467 You're consuming content on the Internet 706 00:41:40,467 --> 00:41:44,337 that is reinforcing this sort of warped, 707 00:41:44,337 --> 00:41:46,339 subjective idea of reality. 708 00:41:46,339 --> 00:41:48,641 This is your best shot at me? 709 00:41:48,641 --> 00:41:51,578 Some "rabbit holes" bullshit you read in The Times? 710 00:41:51,578 --> 00:41:53,313 Come on. Come on. 711 00:41:53,313 --> 00:41:55,215 Can we have a dialogue, please? 712 00:41:55,215 --> 00:41:56,883 Don't call it a dialogue. 713 00:41:56,883 --> 00:41:58,485 This isn't Death of a Salesman. 714 00:41:58,485 --> 00:42:00,353 Okay, can we talk, please? 715 00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:02,550 Or are-are you just gonna keep doing this? 716 00:42:02,550 --> 00:42:03,590 - We don't need to talk. - Yes, okay. 717 00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:05,658 Because I know exactly what you're going to say. 718 00:42:05,658 --> 00:42:08,610 You're going to say that I'm in some kind of 719 00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:11,865 Internet-induced autohypnotic feedback loop, 720 00:42:11,865 --> 00:42:14,100 and-and gatekeepers, and-and norms, 721 00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:16,536 and all that weak hegemonic horseshit. 722 00:42:16,536 --> 00:42:19,105 But that is precisely the limp-**** rhetoric 723 00:42:19,105 --> 00:42:20,540 that you've been instructed 724 00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:22,409 to counter the human insurgency with. 725 00:42:22,409 --> 00:42:25,345 That's the *****ing hyper-normalized dialectic 726 00:42:25,345 --> 00:42:27,747 by which you've convinced seven and a half billion people 727 00:42:27,747 --> 00:42:29,549 that they're not your captives. 728 00:42:29,549 --> 00:42:34,254 To keep us believing in these *****ing false institutional, 729 00:42:34,254 --> 00:42:37,524 *****ing "shy-boleths." 730 00:42:37,524 --> 00:42:39,359 You mean shibboleths. 731 00:42:39,359 --> 00:42:41,270 That's what I said. 732 00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:42,796 - You said... - Yeah, whatever. 733 00:42:42,796 --> 00:42:44,564 Sorry. 734 00:42:44,564 --> 00:42:47,330 I guess grammar is a false Andromedan construct as well. 735 00:42:47,330 --> 00:42:48,935 Hmm? 736 00:42:54,941 --> 00:42:56,576 *****ing... 737 00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:07,554 I'm sorry. 738 00:43:09,122 --> 00:43:10,557 You're angry. 739 00:43:10,557 --> 00:43:12,792 I see that. 740 00:43:12,792 --> 00:43:14,994 I-I even think you have a right to be angry. 741 00:43:14,994 --> 00:43:16,296 - You do? - Yes. 742 00:43:16,296 --> 00:43:19,332 But we need to have an honest talk 743 00:43:19,332 --> 00:43:22,602 in good faith about what is going on here. 744 00:43:22,602 --> 00:43:24,738 Yes, you're right. Let's-let's-let's talk it out. 745 00:43:24,738 --> 00:43:25,972 Let's create a safe space, 746 00:43:25,972 --> 00:43:28,742 safe words, good faith, dialogue. 747 00:43:28,742 --> 00:43:31,111 We need to talk about this, we need to talk about that, 748 00:43:31,111 --> 00:43:32,979 and what we talk about when we talk about 749 00:43:32,979 --> 00:43:34,681 *****ing talk, talk, talk, talk, 750 00:43:34,681 --> 00:43:35,982 talk, talk, talk, talk, talking forever 751 00:43:35,982 --> 00:43:38,184 until we're all *****ing dead. 752 00:43:38,184 --> 00:43:39,586 Yeah, I agree. 753 00:43:39,586 --> 00:43:42,589 So, what is this exactly that you want? 754 00:43:42,589 --> 00:43:43,857 Like, what do you really want? 755 00:43:43,857 --> 00:43:45,325 Is it money? 756 00:43:46,659 --> 00:43:48,762 Your capital has no value to us. 757 00:43:48,762 --> 00:43:51,431 So, what is it then, a power thing? 758 00:43:51,431 --> 00:43:52,866 A *** thing? 759 00:43:55,335 --> 00:43:57,704 We have no interest in you ***ually. 760 00:43:57,704 --> 00:44:02,475 Irrespective of the fact that your reproductive organs 761 00:44:02,475 --> 00:44:04,144 may not be compatible with ours, 762 00:44:04,144 --> 00:44:06,713 my cousin and I have also been chemically castrated. 763 00:44:08,615 --> 00:44:10,650 Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay. 764 00:44:10,650 --> 00:44:13,186 But I figured you might try to lure us in that way, 765 00:44:13,186 --> 00:44:15,188 hence the precaution. See, Don? 766 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,728 Don. 767 00:44:21,728 --> 00:44:23,630 Teddy. 768 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,498 Come on. 769 00:44:25,498 --> 00:44:27,333 We have options here. 770 00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:28,702 -No. - We do. 771 00:44:28,702 --> 00:44:29,969 There are no options. 772 00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:32,339 There are no rules. 773 00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:34,174 There are no deals. 774 00:44:34,174 --> 00:44:35,575 There's no payoff. 775 00:44:35,575 --> 00:44:37,177 There's no money. 776 00:44:37,177 --> 00:44:39,879 There is no legal system. 777 00:44:39,879 --> 00:44:41,314 There's no Congress. 778 00:44:41,314 --> 00:44:43,830 There is no America. 779 00:44:43,830 --> 00:44:46,820 There's no global democratic order, okay? 780 00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:48,655 So don't talk to me like I'm a dipshit, 781 00:44:48,655 --> 00:44:50,657 because I'm not a dipshit. 782 00:44:50,657 --> 00:44:52,525 I'm a guy that knows what the ***** is happening, 783 00:44:52,525 --> 00:44:56,529 and you will not defeat me, you sick Andromedan *****! 784 00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:00,934 Teddy, I'm sorry. 785 00:45:02,350 --> 00:45:03,703 You need help. 786 00:45:04,904 --> 00:45:06,940 You're mentally ill. 787 00:45:16,783 --> 00:45:20,120 Everybody denies it at first... 788 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,880 and then they confess. 789 00:45:39,806 --> 00:45:42,375 *****ing... 790 00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:46,146 *****ing *****! *****ing lie! 791 00:45:46,146 --> 00:45:47,714 *****! 792 00:45:51,151 --> 00:45:52,952 *****! 793 00:46:38,865 --> 00:46:41,935 I didn't discover them on my own. 794 00:46:41,935 --> 00:46:44,504 I stand on the shoulders of giants. 795 00:46:44,504 --> 00:46:47,140 The PA-99-N2 microlensing event 796 00:46:47,173 --> 00:46:49,776 proved that there was an exoplanet. 797 00:46:49,776 --> 00:46:53,380 And Gideon55's YouTube studies into Andromedan infiltration 798 00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:55,882 paved the way for my own research. 799 00:46:55,882 --> 00:46:58,184 But I was the one who discovered 800 00:46:58,184 --> 00:47:00,320 how to identify them, okay? 801 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,455 I created that content. 802 00:47:02,455 --> 00:47:04,524 Obviously, I've never been on the ship before, 803 00:47:04,524 --> 00:47:08,280 but I know enough to render it on my laptop. 804 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,498 The journey there will be instantaneous. 805 00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:13,500 But once we're on board, 806 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,135 inside their chemical atmosphere, 807 00:47:15,135 --> 00:47:16,803 they may be able to hear our thoughts, 808 00:47:16,803 --> 00:47:20,730 so keep your mind clear and decisive 809 00:47:20,730 --> 00:47:23,430 during the negotiations. 810 00:47:23,430 --> 00:47:29,150 They will see that we are men of honor and dignity 811 00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:33,820 and that Earth, with its vast resources and human ingenuity, 812 00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:36,156 has much that we can offer. 813 00:47:36,189 --> 00:47:41,361 So much more than this *****ing worthless death spiral 814 00:47:41,361 --> 00:47:43,630 into chaos and shit. 815 00:47:43,630 --> 00:47:46,166 And if they won't listen to reason, 816 00:47:46,199 --> 00:47:48,935 well, I have a plan for that, too. 817 00:47:51,705 --> 00:47:54,574 What will our lives be like in space? 818 00:47:56,609 --> 00:47:57,877 In space? 819 00:47:58,945 --> 00:48:01,414 Aren't we going to live in space? 820 00:48:03,416 --> 00:48:05,785 Well, bud, uh... 821 00:48:05,785 --> 00:48:07,754 we'll only be gone for a few hours. 822 00:48:07,754 --> 00:48:09,422 We're not leaving Earth for good. 823 00:48:09,422 --> 00:48:11,891 We're saving it. 824 00:48:11,891 --> 00:48:14,894 So we have to stay here? 825 00:48:14,894 --> 00:48:17,530 Well, yeah. Of course. 826 00:48:17,530 --> 00:48:19,199 But we're saving it, 827 00:48:19,232 --> 00:48:22,202 so it'll be a good place to live again. 828 00:48:22,235 --> 00:48:25,405 So, everything will be okay. 829 00:48:27,374 --> 00:48:29,909 Yeah. I know. 830 00:48:29,909 --> 00:48:31,711 Sorry. 831 00:48:31,711 --> 00:48:33,980 It's okay, man. 832 00:48:39,252 --> 00:48:42,222 Ever since those shots you gave me... 833 00:48:43,256 --> 00:48:45,258 ...I've felt weird 834 00:48:45,258 --> 00:48:47,394 and crazy 835 00:48:47,394 --> 00:48:50,630 and sometimes sad. 836 00:48:50,630 --> 00:48:52,799 Have you felt that way, too? 837 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,935 It'll pass. Don't worry. 838 00:48:55,935 --> 00:48:57,570 Ah. 839 00:48:59,339 --> 00:49:00,640 It'll pass. 840 00:49:58,331 --> 00:49:59,833 Good morning. 841 00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:01,735 You're out of breath. 842 00:50:01,735 --> 00:50:03,403 Oh, yes. 843 00:50:03,403 --> 00:50:05,500 You, um... 844 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:06,973 you make me nervous. 845 00:50:10,377 --> 00:50:14,547 Um, so, I've-I've been doing a lot of pondering, 846 00:50:14,547 --> 00:50:18,184 and I think we should start over. 847 00:50:19,552 --> 00:50:21,154 I want to help you. 848 00:50:22,155 --> 00:50:24,391 And given that, 849 00:50:24,391 --> 00:50:27,427 there is something that I should have said to you earlier 850 00:50:27,427 --> 00:50:31,164 that I am finally prepared to say to you now 851 00:50:31,164 --> 00:50:33,266 with conviction. 852 00:50:34,834 --> 00:50:36,703 I am an alien. 853 00:50:40,573 --> 00:50:41,908 I admit it. 854 00:50:42,909 --> 00:50:44,411 You were right all along. 855 00:50:44,411 --> 00:50:47,130 I am an alien. 856 00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:49,349 I mean, you can't blame me for trying to conceal it 857 00:50:49,349 --> 00:50:51,251 for as long as I did. I... 858 00:50:51,251 --> 00:50:52,585 Part of my mission here on Earth 859 00:50:52,585 --> 00:50:55,221 is to blend in and so forth, so... 860 00:50:58,124 --> 00:50:59,893 Look, I'm very tired. 861 00:50:59,893 --> 00:51:02,862 And I know that this doesn't... 862 00:51:02,862 --> 00:51:05,432 sound as forceful 863 00:51:05,432 --> 00:51:07,867 or the verisimilitude is not 864 00:51:07,867 --> 00:51:09,736 what you would want it to be, necessarily, 865 00:51:09,736 --> 00:51:13,730 but I can assure you I mean what I say. 866 00:51:13,730 --> 00:51:16,543 And I would like to move forward now to a solution. 867 00:51:20,413 --> 00:51:22,820 I'm an alien. 868 00:51:42,435 --> 00:51:44,304 You want to start over? 869 00:51:45,605 --> 00:51:47,974 Yes. 870 00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:49,609 Good. 871 00:51:49,609 --> 00:51:51,778 Let's start over. 872 00:51:54,347 --> 00:51:57,350 I was hoping we could agree on your genus 873 00:51:57,350 --> 00:52:00,860 and avoid a painful test, but you forced my hand. 874 00:52:00,860 --> 00:52:01,855 I-I admitted it. 875 00:52:01,855 --> 00:52:03,523 Okay? 876 00:52:03,523 --> 00:52:05,925 - I admitted it. - I'm sorry. 877 00:52:05,925 --> 00:52:09,195 I'm a humane person. I-I do not want to do this. 878 00:52:10,497 --> 00:52:12,632 I'm an alien. 879 00:52:12,632 --> 00:52:14,501 I am an alien! 880 00:52:14,501 --> 00:52:16,336 - I am... - I agree. 881 00:52:16,336 --> 00:52:18,338 ♪ Do you have the time ♪ 882 00:52:18,338 --> 00:52:21,441 ♪ To listen to me whine ♪ 883 00:52:21,474 --> 00:52:26,513 ♪ About nothing and everything all at once? ♪ 884 00:52:28,114 --> 00:52:29,449 ♪ I am one of those... ♪ 885 00:52:29,482 --> 00:52:32,152 Uh, are you sure it works? 886 00:52:32,152 --> 00:52:34,521 She already admitted it. 887 00:52:34,521 --> 00:52:36,523 It killed our family, cuzzie. 888 00:52:36,523 --> 00:52:38,158 Yeah, but... 889 00:52:38,158 --> 00:52:40,600 this doesn't seem right. 890 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,396 ♪ Sometimes I give myself the creeps... ♪ 891 00:52:44,531 --> 00:52:46,700 Please stop. Please, please. 892 00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:48,802 Don't. Don't. 893 00:52:48,802 --> 00:52:50,303 Don't, don't, don't do this. Don't do this. 894 00:52:50,303 --> 00:52:53,173 ♪ It all keeps adding up, I think... ♪ 895 00:52:53,173 --> 00:52:54,974 Okay, here comes the first wave. 896 00:52:54,974 --> 00:52:57,243 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. 897 00:52:57,243 --> 00:52:59,979 No, no, no... 898 00:53:05,185 --> 00:53:06,586 Please don't. 899 00:53:06,586 --> 00:53:08,888 Trust me, Don. Trust me. 900 00:53:08,888 --> 00:53:11,240 Second wave. 901 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:15,280 ♪ She said it's lack of *** that's bringing me down ♪ 902 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:18,164 ♪ I went to a ***** ♪ 903 00:53:18,164 --> 00:53:20,533 ♪ He said my life's a bore ♪ 904 00:53:20,533 --> 00:53:22,736 ♪ So quit my whining 'cause... ♪ 905 00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:30,577 ♪ Sometimes I give myself the creeps... ♪ 906 00:53:30,577 --> 00:53:32,746 Teddy, no! 907 00:53:44,858 --> 00:53:46,893 You'll kill her, Teddy! 908 00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:50,530 Can you stop? 909 00:53:50,563 --> 00:53:52,132 Teddy, stop! 910 00:53:52,132 --> 00:53:53,933 Donny, back up! 911 00:53:53,933 --> 00:53:56,536 Sorry. 912 00:53:56,569 --> 00:54:00,707 ♪ Grasping to control ♪ 913 00:54:00,707 --> 00:54:02,809 ♪ So I better hold on... ♪ 914 00:54:13,753 --> 00:54:16,256 What the *****? 915 00:54:16,256 --> 00:54:18,391 That's enough! 916 00:54:20,293 --> 00:54:22,796 What's wrong with you, man? 917 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:25,665 She could've died. 918 00:54:25,665 --> 00:54:28,802 No. No, Don, you don't understand. 919 00:54:28,802 --> 00:54:31,271 What? 920 00:54:31,271 --> 00:54:32,972 It was off the charts. 921 00:54:32,972 --> 00:54:35,342 The output, it's never reached that threshold before. 922 00:54:35,342 --> 00:54:37,770 "Before"?! 923 00:54:37,770 --> 00:54:39,145 Could you get me a towel, please? 924 00:54:59,699 --> 00:55:02,435 I wish to... 925 00:55:02,435 --> 00:55:04,938 apologize profusely. 926 00:55:07,974 --> 00:55:10,543 I did not realize... 927 00:55:11,644 --> 00:55:13,146 ...Your Majesty. 928 00:55:13,146 --> 00:55:15,115 - What? - I stupidly thought 929 00:55:15,115 --> 00:55:17,170 you were admin. 930 00:55:18,385 --> 00:55:22,522 I did not realize, at that voltage... 931 00:55:23,690 --> 00:55:26,459 ...you have the royal genetic code. 932 00:55:26,459 --> 00:55:28,528 I'm sorry. 933 00:55:28,528 --> 00:55:29,863 I didn't know. 934 00:55:30,964 --> 00:55:32,565 I didn't know. 935 00:55:37,303 --> 00:55:39,706 The most important thing I want to stress to you right now 936 00:55:39,706 --> 00:55:42,800 is I never want to put this behind us. 937 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:43,176 Never. 938 00:55:44,310 --> 00:55:46,646 What happened is part of all of us now. 939 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,140 And it doesn't go away, 940 00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:49,816 and it doesn't get swept under the rug, 941 00:55:49,816 --> 00:55:51,217 and it doesn't get excused. 942 00:55:51,217 --> 00:55:52,852 Not on my watch. 943 00:55:52,852 --> 00:55:54,821 This one sticks. Forever. 944 00:55:55,422 --> 00:55:57,424 I am putting this up 945 00:55:57,424 --> 00:55:59,659 on the corporate masthead for all to see. 946 00:55:59,659 --> 00:56:03,897 For everyone in our company and our industry to learn from. 947 00:56:04,898 --> 00:56:06,266 That's why I'm meeting 948 00:56:06,266 --> 00:56:07,667 all of the victims' families this week. 949 00:56:07,667 --> 00:56:10,203 To let them know we are going to do better. 950 00:56:10,203 --> 00:56:11,571 Maybe we don't even try to market 951 00:56:11,571 --> 00:56:13,373 a product like this anymore. 952 00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:17,100 Or maybe, maybe we take this experience to grow 953 00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:18,745 and to get this formula right. 954 00:56:18,745 --> 00:56:21,915 Because I really do think, if done correctly and safely, 955 00:56:21,915 --> 00:56:24,451 this could be a product that could help someone 956 00:56:24,451 --> 00:56:26,520 like your mom. 957 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,755 But right now, we would like to do what's right 958 00:56:28,755 --> 00:56:31,570 and cover the expenses for your mother's treatment 959 00:56:31,570 --> 00:56:34,227 in hopes that her condition might one day improve. 960 00:56:34,227 --> 00:56:37,970 We will not tolerate the idea of you or your family 961 00:56:37,970 --> 00:56:38,932 bearing the financial burden of this. 962 00:56:38,932 --> 00:56:41,267 We are covering all of it. 963 00:56:41,267 --> 00:56:43,360 This one's on us. 964 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,372 And, again, we're just so sorry. 965 00:57:33,853 --> 00:57:35,288 You'll have to excuse me. 966 00:57:35,288 --> 00:57:39,292 It's my best attempt to approximate 967 00:57:39,292 --> 00:57:42,696 the royal treatment to which you are accustomed. 968 00:57:42,696 --> 00:57:45,465 Oh, it's great. Thank you. 969 00:57:45,465 --> 00:57:47,834 There was a wig in the bathroom. 970 00:57:47,834 --> 00:57:49,269 Did you want me to wear that? 971 00:57:49,269 --> 00:57:50,603 No, no. It's just an option. 972 00:57:50,603 --> 00:57:51,838 I'm fine. 973 00:57:51,838 --> 00:57:53,606 And I want to apologize 974 00:57:53,606 --> 00:57:56,776 for not approaching you with proper courtesy. 975 00:57:56,776 --> 00:57:59,145 Not realizing, of course, what you were. 976 00:57:59,145 --> 00:58:02,480 That you shared blood with the emperor himself. 977 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,284 Oh, that's perfectly all right. 978 00:58:04,284 --> 00:58:07,787 The truth is, we will never make progress here 979 00:58:07,787 --> 00:58:10,790 if we can't speak eyeball to eyeball 980 00:58:10,790 --> 00:58:13,493 as the most evolved examples of our respective species. 981 00:58:13,493 --> 00:58:15,128 I agree. 982 00:58:15,128 --> 00:58:16,496 -Good. -Excellent. 983 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:24,137 Well, on that note, enjoy. 984 00:58:33,713 --> 00:58:35,810 It's a lovely home. 985 00:58:36,850 --> 00:58:38,218 Thank you. 986 00:58:38,218 --> 00:58:40,186 Mmm. 987 00:58:40,186 --> 00:58:41,588 Just you here? 988 00:58:41,588 --> 00:58:43,656 Yes. 989 00:58:43,656 --> 00:58:45,325 Always? 990 00:58:46,593 --> 00:58:47,727 Sorry? 991 00:58:47,727 --> 00:58:50,630 Has-has it always just been you? 992 00:58:50,630 --> 00:58:52,732 Um, well... 993 00:58:52,732 --> 00:58:56,770 I'd prefer if we didn't delve too deeply into the personal, 994 00:58:56,770 --> 00:58:58,238 if you don't mind. 995 00:58:58,238 --> 00:58:59,673 Mmm. 996 00:58:59,673 --> 00:59:01,374 Sure, that's fine. 997 00:59:01,374 --> 00:59:02,909 Thank you. 998 00:59:06,546 --> 00:59:08,214 So, what... 999 00:59:08,214 --> 00:59:11,840 Why don't you tell me more about your movement? 1000 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:12,752 My what? 1001 00:59:12,752 --> 00:59:14,854 Your movement. What you're doing. 1002 00:59:17,230 --> 00:59:21,270 Respectfully, we are not a movement. 1003 00:59:21,270 --> 00:59:22,462 Oh. 1004 00:59:22,462 --> 00:59:25,980 A movement is made up of many people. 1005 00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:26,900 I did this all on my own. 1006 00:59:27,934 --> 00:59:29,302 Of course. 1007 00:59:29,302 --> 00:59:31,971 With the help of my colleague, of course. 1008 00:59:31,971 --> 00:59:33,373 Well, it's very impressive. 1009 00:59:33,373 --> 00:59:34,574 -Thank you. -I'm... 1010 00:59:34,574 --> 00:59:38,211 I'm all for people who can do that. 1011 00:59:38,211 --> 00:59:41,715 You know, the activism thing. 1012 00:59:43,650 --> 00:59:46,586 99.9% of what's called activism 1013 00:59:46,586 --> 00:59:49,122 is really personal exhibitionism 1014 00:59:49,122 --> 00:59:52,492 and brand maintenance in disguise. 1015 00:59:52,492 --> 00:59:54,561 Mmm. Okay. 1016 00:59:54,561 --> 00:59:56,563 I used to be the same way. 1017 00:59:58,164 --> 01:00:02,335 I ran through the whole digestive tract in... 1018 01:00:02,335 --> 01:00:04,337 five years? 1019 01:00:04,337 --> 01:00:08,975 Alt-right, alt-lite, leftist, Marxist. 1020 01:00:08,975 --> 01:00:11,478 All those stupid badges. 1021 01:00:11,478 --> 01:00:14,781 I went shopping hungry, and I just bought the whole store. 1022 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,284 Mmm. 1023 01:00:18,284 --> 01:00:20,920 But I was just looking in the wrong places. 1024 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:24,691 Until I discovered you. 1025 01:00:24,691 --> 01:00:27,427 Well, again, it is very impressive. 1026 01:00:27,427 --> 01:00:29,696 Thank you. 1027 01:00:31,131 --> 01:00:33,133 You as well, Don. 1028 01:00:33,133 --> 01:00:35,135 - Um... -You'll... 1029 01:00:35,135 --> 01:00:36,603 You'll have to excuse my colleague. 1030 01:00:36,603 --> 01:00:38,471 He prefers not to converse. 1031 01:00:38,471 --> 01:00:41,410 Uh, can I go to the bathroom? 1032 01:00:41,410 --> 01:00:43,343 In just a minute, Don. 1033 01:00:43,343 --> 01:00:45,178 We're eating right now. 1034 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,180 I see you're apiarists. 1035 01:00:52,180 --> 01:00:53,620 Of sorts. 1036 01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:55,210 I've taken an interest as well. 1037 01:00:55,210 --> 01:00:57,157 Hmm. So I've heard. 1038 01:00:57,157 --> 01:00:59,325 Magnificent creatures, honeybees. 1039 01:00:59,325 --> 01:01:00,794 Very much so. 1040 01:01:00,794 --> 01:01:03,730 Earth's most admirable creation. 1041 01:01:03,730 --> 01:01:07,333 Well, shit, I've literally said those exact words before. 1042 01:01:12,505 --> 01:01:16,543 Right, so, um, what is it that you admire about them? 1043 01:01:18,812 --> 01:01:20,980 About bees? Uh... 1044 01:01:22,315 --> 01:01:23,817 Complex society. 1045 01:01:23,817 --> 01:01:25,385 Work ethic. 1046 01:01:25,385 --> 01:01:27,870 They do their duty, they build their worlds 1047 01:01:27,870 --> 01:01:31,658 without complaint or piety or self-obsession. 1048 01:01:34,327 --> 01:01:35,562 Mm-hmm. 1049 01:01:35,562 --> 01:01:36,996 All true. 1050 01:01:39,866 --> 01:01:44,838 Which is why they're so easy to exploit, right? 1051 01:01:44,838 --> 01:01:47,707 I just admire their resolve. That's all. 1052 01:01:47,707 --> 01:01:49,676 Even in the face of peril. 1053 01:01:50,610 --> 01:01:52,512 Well, we can agree on that. 1054 01:01:57,951 --> 01:02:00,530 What sort of peril, by the way? 1055 01:02:00,530 --> 01:02:01,421 Sorry? 1056 01:02:01,421 --> 01:02:03,957 You said bees have faced peril. 1057 01:02:03,957 --> 01:02:05,525 Such as? 1058 01:02:06,860 --> 01:02:08,461 Uh, what do you want me to say? 1059 01:02:08,461 --> 01:02:11,970 Well, just say it. 1060 01:02:11,970 --> 01:02:13,533 - Why don't you say it? - Nah, you should just say it. 1061 01:02:13,533 --> 01:02:15,350 You go ahead. 1062 01:02:15,350 --> 01:02:16,436 No, I insist. 1063 01:02:16,436 --> 01:02:19,305 No, please. After you. 1064 01:02:20,707 --> 01:02:23,943 Colony collapse disorder. 1065 01:02:29,749 --> 01:02:32,218 Sure, Teddy. Like CCD. 1066 01:02:32,218 --> 01:02:34,554 You're a bit of an expert on CCD. 1067 01:02:34,554 --> 01:02:37,223 Well, I... I wouldn't say that exactly. 1068 01:02:37,223 --> 01:02:39,826 Well, I would say that exactly. 1069 01:02:41,610 --> 01:02:43,430 It's all right. We're just talking. 1070 01:02:43,430 --> 01:02:46,733 So, I take it you're referring to the neonicotinoids 1071 01:02:46,733 --> 01:02:49,690 that my company makes. 1072 01:02:49,690 --> 01:02:50,970 You know what? Let's just... let's just leave it. 1073 01:02:50,970 --> 01:02:53,473 No, I-I appreciate your concern. 1074 01:02:53,473 --> 01:02:57,310 I just think your research is a bit out of date, Teddy. 1075 01:02:57,310 --> 01:02:59,979 Uh, CCD has declined significantly in recent years. 1076 01:02:59,979 --> 01:03:02,148 The bees are coming back. 1077 01:03:02,148 --> 01:03:04,840 And there's no consensus 1078 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:08,288 that pesticides were ever a real threat to begin with. 1079 01:03:08,288 --> 01:03:12,592 Yes, I'm well aware of what you've all been telling us. 1080 01:03:12,592 --> 01:03:14,761 Thank you. 1081 01:03:14,761 --> 01:03:20,100 I know you want there to be a master plan, Teddy. 1082 01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:24,504 You want the bees to be dying so that it can be my fault 1083 01:03:24,504 --> 01:03:26,639 and you don't have to think about the real reasons 1084 01:03:26,639 --> 01:03:28,410 why species die. 1085 01:03:29,175 --> 01:03:32,645 Immunodeficiencies, changing habitats, 1086 01:03:32,645 --> 01:03:35,215 genetic factors. 1087 01:03:35,215 --> 01:03:38,180 Or sometimes a species just winds down. 1088 01:03:39,319 --> 01:03:41,210 "Winds down"? 1089 01:03:41,210 --> 01:03:43,890 Maybe something clicks in their heads 1090 01:03:43,890 --> 01:03:47,227 and they just know or they intuit. 1091 01:03:48,395 --> 01:03:51,898 The futility of the entire enterprise. 1092 01:03:52,966 --> 01:03:55,201 Who knows, right? 1093 01:03:55,201 --> 01:03:57,137 Right. Who knows? 1094 01:03:57,137 --> 01:04:00,306 -That's right. - So hard to say. 1095 01:04:01,374 --> 01:04:02,809 Who knows, Don? 1096 01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:09,149 We were having a nice dinner. 1097 01:04:09,149 --> 01:04:10,383 We were. 1098 01:04:10,383 --> 01:04:13,920 Nice, quiet, respectful. 1099 01:04:14,921 --> 01:04:16,856 But now we're not. 1100 01:04:16,856 --> 01:04:18,580 No, we're not. 1101 01:04:18,580 --> 01:04:20,694 And why do suppose that is? 1102 01:04:22,395 --> 01:04:23,997 You tell me. 1103 01:04:23,997 --> 01:04:25,832 Because you're lying to me. 1104 01:04:25,832 --> 01:04:27,400 Are you sure I can't use the bathr... 1105 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,436 Shh! 1106 01:04:29,436 --> 01:04:31,538 Your usual conclusion. 1107 01:04:32,672 --> 01:04:35,241 You're murdering the bees. 1108 01:04:35,241 --> 01:04:36,376 I am not. 1109 01:04:36,376 --> 01:04:39,120 And now you're lying again. 1110 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,413 - Lies. - Lies. 1111 01:04:40,413 --> 01:04:42,749 - Truth. - Lies. 1112 01:04:42,749 --> 01:04:45,118 What's the difference? 1113 01:04:45,118 --> 01:04:46,519 I can't change your mind. 1114 01:04:46,519 --> 01:04:48,421 You're right, you can't. 1115 01:04:48,421 --> 01:04:51,391 Because I know who you are. 1116 01:04:51,391 --> 01:04:53,226 I know what you are. 1117 01:04:54,861 --> 01:04:57,597 I know you, too, Teddy. 1118 01:04:59,650 --> 01:05:01,101 Bullshit you do. 1119 01:05:01,101 --> 01:05:03,436 I do. 1120 01:05:03,436 --> 01:05:04,938 You know how I know? 1121 01:05:04,938 --> 01:05:06,473 ***** you. 1122 01:05:08,408 --> 01:05:10,577 Sandy Gatz. 1123 01:05:13,313 --> 01:05:15,415 What did you say? 1124 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:18,918 I remember, Teddy. 1125 01:05:20,387 --> 01:05:22,822 That was your mother. Right? 1126 01:05:24,557 --> 01:05:26,126 She is my mother. 1127 01:05:26,126 --> 01:05:27,727 Right, yes. Of course. 1128 01:05:27,727 --> 01:05:29,996 I'm sorry. 1129 01:05:29,996 --> 01:05:32,565 And you will never say her name again. 1130 01:05:32,565 --> 01:05:33,933 Understand? 1131 01:05:33,933 --> 01:05:35,602 That's fair enough. 1132 01:05:36,736 --> 01:05:38,938 But I do think we need to discuss... 1133 01:05:38,938 --> 01:05:40,340 W-We actually do not 1134 01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:42,609 because this is not about that. 1135 01:05:42,609 --> 01:05:44,577 With all due respect, Teddy, 1136 01:05:44,577 --> 01:05:46,913 how could this not be about that? 1137 01:05:46,913 --> 01:05:48,915 We believed we were helping, Teddy. 1138 01:05:48,915 --> 01:05:50,617 Don't you dare. 1139 01:05:50,617 --> 01:05:53,253 Opioid withdrawal medication like that 1140 01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:55,210 could've helped your mother 1141 01:05:55,210 --> 01:05:57,357 - and millions like her. - Stop. Just stop. 1142 01:05:57,357 --> 01:06:00,660 And the clinical trial pay, that was helping her, too. 1143 01:06:00,694 --> 01:06:03,163 I know it wasn't a king's ransom, but it... 1144 01:06:03,163 --> 01:06:04,931 Stop right now. 1145 01:06:04,931 --> 01:06:07,967 Obviously, we did not foresee the complications 1146 01:06:07,967 --> 01:06:09,936 for Sandy or for the others. 1147 01:06:09,936 --> 01:06:11,137 Do not say her name. 1148 01:06:11,137 --> 01:06:12,839 You do not say her name. 1149 01:06:12,839 --> 01:06:15,642 We believed we paid your family a proper reparation, 1150 01:06:15,642 --> 01:06:17,977 but now I see it wasn't nearly enough. 1151 01:06:17,977 --> 01:06:19,479 - Stop! - Not by half, 1152 01:06:19,479 --> 01:06:20,714 not by a fraction. 1153 01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:22,115 - Stop! - Teddy... 1154 01:06:22,115 --> 01:06:24,500 you're right to distrust me, you are. 1155 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,486 - I lost myself somewhere, okay? - ***** you. 1156 01:06:26,486 --> 01:06:28,210 - Shut the ***** up. - I... 1157 01:06:28,210 --> 01:06:30,223 I became a human being 1158 01:06:30,223 --> 01:06:31,725 that I told myself I would never become. 1159 01:06:31,791 --> 01:06:33,660 - ***** you! - I'm not denying that, 1160 01:06:33,660 --> 01:06:35,195 but I can help you, Teddy. 1161 01:06:35,195 --> 01:06:36,830 I can still help you. 1162 01:06:36,830 --> 01:06:38,698 And I can still help your mother. 1163 01:06:38,698 --> 01:06:40,367 I can help her. 1164 01:06:40,367 --> 01:06:41,634 Truly, I can. 1165 01:06:41,634 --> 01:06:43,803 I-I... I mean, 1166 01:06:43,803 --> 01:06:45,872 can you? 1167 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,308 You needed a mother. 1168 01:06:49,376 --> 01:06:50,643 She was never there for you. 1169 01:06:50,643 --> 01:06:51,878 *****ing die, you *****er! 1170 01:06:57,250 --> 01:06:59,190 *****ing kill you! 1171 01:06:59,190 --> 01:07:00,720 I'll *****ing kill you! 1172 01:07:05,225 --> 01:07:07,270 Teddy, stop. 1173 01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:15,101 Teddy, stop. 1174 01:08:11,591 --> 01:08:13,590 Get off him! 1175 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:14,728 You can't beat me, because you are a loser 1176 01:08:14,728 --> 01:08:16,262 and I am a winner. 1177 01:08:16,262 --> 01:08:17,797 And that's *****ing life. 1178 01:09:25,131 --> 01:09:26,499 - Hey. - Hey. 1179 01:09:26,499 --> 01:09:27,901 How annoying is this, right? 1180 01:09:27,901 --> 01:09:29,469 - No, what's up? - Mmm. 1181 01:09:29,469 --> 01:09:30,904 No, come on, dude. I know. 1182 01:09:30,904 --> 01:09:32,339 It's like, "Why'd I even tell this guy 1183 01:09:32,339 --> 01:09:34,400 he could stop by," right? 1184 01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:35,542 It's fine, Casey. What's up? 1185 01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:37,377 Um, sorry. 1186 01:09:37,377 --> 01:09:39,546 I-I actually do have a real reason to be here, though. 1187 01:09:39,546 --> 01:09:41,147 Uh-huh. 1188 01:09:41,147 --> 01:09:43,249 Um, well, you know how we're all working 1189 01:09:43,249 --> 01:09:45,180 this missing persons thing? 1190 01:09:46,586 --> 01:09:48,221 Uh, yeah, 1191 01:09:48,221 --> 01:09:50,423 I just had a couple questions to run by you, actually. 1192 01:09:51,391 --> 01:09:52,559 Don't worry. 1193 01:09:52,559 --> 01:09:54,661 Obviously, I just, um... 1194 01:09:54,661 --> 01:09:57,397 Sorry, could I actually come in, maybe? 1195 01:09:58,431 --> 01:09:59,766 Uh, yeah. No, sure. 1196 01:09:59,766 --> 01:10:01,401 Come on in. 1197 01:10:01,401 --> 01:10:03,360 Dude, thank you. I really appreciate that. 1198 01:10:10,176 --> 01:10:11,711 We are not alone. 1199 01:10:11,711 --> 01:10:13,213 Huh? 1200 01:10:13,213 --> 01:10:15,515 Nothing. Just, you know, 1201 01:10:15,515 --> 01:10:17,217 "We are not alone." 1202 01:10:17,217 --> 01:10:18,518 Oh, right. 1203 01:10:18,518 --> 01:10:20,220 Well, we're not. 1204 01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:21,588 - Uh... -Right. 1205 01:10:21,588 --> 01:10:23,523 You want some water or... 1206 01:10:23,523 --> 01:10:26,590 That'd be great. Thank you. 1207 01:10:27,427 --> 01:10:29,596 Gotta tell you, man, it's, uh, 1208 01:10:29,596 --> 01:10:31,698 pretty weird being back in here. 1209 01:10:32,899 --> 01:10:34,634 A lot of feelings. 1210 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,608 Yeah, well, same old shit. 1211 01:10:41,608 --> 01:10:42,942 Hmm. 1212 01:10:42,976 --> 01:10:44,911 Thank you. 1213 01:10:44,911 --> 01:10:47,614 Scared the, uh, chair's gonna run away? 1214 01:10:47,614 --> 01:10:49,215 What? 1215 01:10:51,885 --> 01:10:54,487 Oh. No. 1216 01:10:54,487 --> 01:10:57,624 My mom, she used to have fits or whatever, 1217 01:10:57,624 --> 01:10:59,492 so we'd-we'd nail the chair down. 1218 01:11:00,927 --> 01:11:02,262 Yeah. 1219 01:11:04,970 --> 01:11:05,632 Uh-oh. 1220 01:11:05,632 --> 01:11:07,500 What? 1221 01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:09,335 My archnemesis. 1222 01:11:11,271 --> 01:11:13,139 Ah. 1223 01:11:13,139 --> 01:11:15,475 You want a piece of cake? 1224 01:11:15,475 --> 01:11:17,644 I mean, if you insist. 1225 01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:22,820 Yeah, I love this stuff. 1226 01:11:28,121 --> 01:11:30,457 So, um, you had some questions or...? 1227 01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:32,659 Oh. Uh, yeah, sorry. 1228 01:11:32,659 --> 01:11:34,527 Um, you're still at Auxolith, right? 1229 01:11:34,527 --> 01:11:36,290 Yeah. 1230 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,665 So you must know all about the Fuller case? 1231 01:11:38,665 --> 01:11:41,301 I mean, I heard a little, yeah. 1232 01:11:41,301 --> 01:11:42,802 On the news? 1233 01:11:42,802 --> 01:11:44,971 I don't get the news from the news. 1234 01:11:44,971 --> 01:11:46,673 Right. Um, of course. Sorry. 1235 01:11:46,673 --> 01:11:48,274 I'm just here on a hunch, really. 1236 01:11:48,274 --> 01:11:50,176 See, this missing lady, her phone 1237 01:11:50,176 --> 01:11:52,312 pinged a cell tower in the area the night of the abduction. 1238 01:11:52,312 --> 01:11:53,680 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1239 01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:55,281 Oh. 1240 01:11:55,281 --> 01:11:57,817 Well, those things have a pretty wide radius, 1241 01:11:57,817 --> 01:12:00,186 - though, right? - Yeah, no, for sure. 1242 01:12:00,186 --> 01:12:03,123 It's just that her car was also snapped by a speed trap 1243 01:12:03,123 --> 01:12:05,859 near the intersection down the road over here. 1244 01:12:05,859 --> 01:12:07,160 Oh, yeah? 1245 01:12:08,194 --> 01:12:09,863 I know. I'm, uh... 1246 01:12:09,863 --> 01:12:11,564 You know, long shot, right? 1247 01:12:11,564 --> 01:12:13,900 But, I don't know, it's a sparsely populated area. 1248 01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:15,735 Figured I'd check in with the local residents. 1249 01:12:15,735 --> 01:12:19,739 See if, uh, you or Don seen anything peculiar. 1250 01:12:20,740 --> 01:12:22,208 Uh... 1251 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:24,310 No, no. 1252 01:12:24,310 --> 01:12:25,745 Well, uh, hmm. 1253 01:12:25,745 --> 01:12:27,714 Let's see here. 1254 01:12:27,714 --> 01:12:31,184 For starters, have you seen... 1255 01:12:32,552 --> 01:12:34,888 ...this car? 1256 01:12:34,888 --> 01:12:36,556 Uh-uh. 1257 01:12:36,556 --> 01:12:40,226 What about, uh, this woman? 1258 01:12:41,661 --> 01:12:44,164 I mean, yeah, she-she owns my work, yeah. 1259 01:12:44,164 --> 01:12:45,732 But I haven't seen her, no. 1260 01:12:45,732 --> 01:12:47,167 You haven't seen her in person? 1261 01:12:47,167 --> 01:12:48,334 No. 1262 01:12:48,334 --> 01:12:51,338 I scan packages, so I wouldn't. 1263 01:12:51,338 --> 01:12:53,206 No, no. Dude, I-I know. I'm-I'm sorry. 1264 01:12:53,206 --> 01:12:55,108 Um, how about your neighbors? 1265 01:12:55,175 --> 01:12:57,100 They say anything about, I don't know, 1266 01:12:57,100 --> 01:12:59,779 any out-of-the-ordinary activity? 1267 01:12:59,779 --> 01:13:02,382 Uh, I mean, I don't know them, really. 1268 01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:05,352 Right. I-I'm sorry, man. 1269 01:13:05,352 --> 01:13:08,421 Uh, I'm really grasping at straws here. 1270 01:13:09,856 --> 01:13:11,691 Uh... 1271 01:13:11,691 --> 01:13:15,950 Look, I mainly just wanted to check up on you, man. 1272 01:13:15,950 --> 01:13:16,896 I know the last thing you want 1273 01:13:16,896 --> 01:13:19,699 is for your *****ed-up babysitter from 20 years ago 1274 01:13:19,699 --> 01:13:24,237 stopping by, feeling guilty about, um... 1275 01:13:24,237 --> 01:13:27,941 you know, whatever went down, uh, but... 1276 01:13:27,941 --> 01:13:29,743 Sometimes I pass by this place, 1277 01:13:29,743 --> 01:13:35,115 and I just get this *****ing sad, awful feeling, like, 1278 01:13:35,115 --> 01:13:37,830 "What's going on in there?" 1279 01:13:38,551 --> 01:13:40,120 You know? 1280 01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:41,788 Not much. 1281 01:13:52,966 --> 01:13:54,334 Where is he? 1282 01:14:05,178 --> 01:14:06,279 Don? 1283 01:14:06,279 --> 01:14:08,982 Look at me, Don. 1284 01:14:08,982 --> 01:14:10,583 Put the gun down. 1285 01:14:10,583 --> 01:14:11,985 Look at me. 1286 01:14:11,985 --> 01:14:14,287 I know you would never hurt me. 1287 01:14:28,968 --> 01:14:31,971 Thank you, Don. 1288 01:14:31,971 --> 01:14:36,343 You could've shot me earlier upstairs, but you didn't. 1289 01:14:39,145 --> 01:14:42,382 How you behaved was honestly heroic. 1290 01:14:43,950 --> 01:14:46,152 I don't use that word lightly. 1291 01:14:47,454 --> 01:14:49,689 You have been the only thing stopping him 1292 01:14:49,689 --> 01:14:52,459 from doing God knows what to me. 1293 01:14:52,459 --> 01:14:54,894 I don't talk to you. 1294 01:14:56,290 --> 01:14:58,732 That's how it is. 1295 01:14:58,732 --> 01:15:01,334 So stay quiet. 1296 01:15:01,334 --> 01:15:03,370 But you know this is crazy, right? 1297 01:15:04,738 --> 01:15:07,173 You know this is wrong. 1298 01:15:07,173 --> 01:15:08,641 I know you know that. 1299 01:15:08,641 --> 01:15:09,876 Shut up. 1300 01:15:09,876 --> 01:15:11,745 I'm just saying. 1301 01:15:11,745 --> 01:15:13,747 There is a world, Don. 1302 01:15:13,747 --> 01:15:16,750 There is a world where we help you 1303 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:19,219 and your cousin and your aunt, 1304 01:15:19,219 --> 01:15:23,423 where reparations are paid and a page is turned. 1305 01:15:23,423 --> 01:15:25,892 All of that can happen for you. 1306 01:15:25,892 --> 01:15:27,927 No. You're... 1307 01:15:27,927 --> 01:15:30,263 You're gonna get me and Teddy arrested. 1308 01:15:30,263 --> 01:15:31,931 No, I wouldn't. 1309 01:15:31,931 --> 01:15:34,701 And-and if you're right and Teddy gets arrested, 1310 01:15:34,701 --> 01:15:38,538 it's... it'll all be different for you, Don. 1311 01:15:38,538 --> 01:15:41,374 It will, if you let me go. 1312 01:15:41,374 --> 01:15:42,575 Stop. 1313 01:15:42,575 --> 01:15:44,544 I know what you're doing. 1314 01:15:46,746 --> 01:15:51,951 All he does is drag you deeper and deeper into a pit. 1315 01:15:53,386 --> 01:15:56,389 He never actually offers you a way out for you. 1316 01:15:57,691 --> 01:16:00,894 I can do that for you, Don. 1317 01:16:00,894 --> 01:16:02,562 I want to do that for you. 1318 01:16:02,562 --> 01:16:05,265 I said, shut up! 1319 01:16:05,298 --> 01:16:06,800 It's okay. 1320 01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:09,736 I know you're confused and frustrated. 1321 01:16:09,736 --> 01:16:13,640 No one in the universe could possibly blame you. 1322 01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:15,542 Shut up. 1323 01:16:15,542 --> 01:16:17,770 Put the gun down. 1324 01:16:17,770 --> 01:16:18,812 Just talk to me. 1325 01:16:18,812 --> 01:16:20,213 No. 1326 01:16:20,213 --> 01:16:22,115 Sit down and talk to me. Put the gun down. 1327 01:16:22,115 --> 01:16:26,786 Just shut up, alien filth. 1328 01:16:26,786 --> 01:16:29,155 He ever show up again? 1329 01:16:32,792 --> 01:16:34,828 *****ing *******. 1330 01:16:34,828 --> 01:16:37,297 Sorry. I know he's your dad and you probably love him. 1331 01:16:38,465 --> 01:16:40,600 I literally wouldn't recognize him. 1332 01:16:44,571 --> 01:16:48,141 Look, Teddy, um... 1333 01:16:48,141 --> 01:16:51,578 I know it was a long time ago, what I did to you, man. 1334 01:16:52,479 --> 01:16:53,613 It's fine. 1335 01:16:53,613 --> 01:16:55,315 No. It wasn't fine. 1336 01:16:55,315 --> 01:16:57,350 It-it was wrong, but I promise you, 1337 01:16:57,417 --> 01:16:59,119 it's-it's not 'cause I liked it. 1338 01:16:59,119 --> 01:17:00,754 It was just... 1339 01:17:00,754 --> 01:17:01,921 you know, probably some weird power thing. 1340 01:17:01,921 --> 01:17:05,191 I was... I was young and lost, and... 1341 01:17:05,191 --> 01:17:09,496 I promise you, dude, I never, ever did that to anybody else. 1342 01:17:09,496 --> 01:17:11,931 Just forget it. It's done. 1343 01:17:11,931 --> 01:17:13,299 Seriously. 1344 01:17:13,299 --> 01:17:16,136 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1345 01:17:20,740 --> 01:17:21,741 Hey, you should read this. 1346 01:17:21,741 --> 01:17:23,910 This shit helped me a lot. 1347 01:17:25,645 --> 01:17:27,180 Thank you, dude. 1348 01:17:28,181 --> 01:17:30,417 Hey, you want to see my bees? 1349 01:17:32,585 --> 01:17:35,550 Someone's up there, right? 1350 01:17:35,550 --> 01:17:37,891 Shut up. 1351 01:17:37,891 --> 01:17:39,659 Is it the police? 1352 01:17:39,659 --> 01:17:41,928 I said, shut up. 1353 01:17:41,928 --> 01:17:43,763 It is. 1354 01:17:43,763 --> 01:17:46,733 And, Don, they're gonna arrest your cousin. 1355 01:17:46,733 --> 01:17:49,350 But it is not too late for you. 1356 01:17:49,350 --> 01:17:52,172 Please, stop. 1357 01:17:52,172 --> 01:17:54,507 If you let me go right now, 1358 01:17:54,507 --> 01:17:56,676 everything will work out for you. 1359 01:17:56,676 --> 01:17:57,944 No, it won't. 1360 01:17:57,944 --> 01:17:59,946 It will, Don. 1361 01:18:01,348 --> 01:18:02,682 I promise. 1362 01:18:02,682 --> 01:18:04,250 You don't understand. 1363 01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:06,619 There's nothing left for me. 1364 01:18:06,619 --> 01:18:09,189 Teddy is all I have. 1365 01:18:10,223 --> 01:18:13,360 We'll find something else for you. 1366 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:14,694 You don't need him. 1367 01:18:14,694 --> 01:18:16,863 Yes, I do. 1368 01:18:16,863 --> 01:18:18,765 I love him. 1369 01:18:20,100 --> 01:18:22,435 Sorry I couldn't help you find that lady. 1370 01:18:22,469 --> 01:18:23,703 It's all right, man. 1371 01:18:31,945 --> 01:18:33,213 I got it. 1372 01:18:33,213 --> 01:18:34,614 Thanks. 1373 01:18:34,614 --> 01:18:36,983 - Be gentle. - Yep, yep. 1374 01:18:43,890 --> 01:18:47,260 There is so much else out there, Don. 1375 01:18:47,260 --> 01:18:49,262 No, there's not. 1376 01:18:49,262 --> 01:18:50,897 Not here. 1377 01:18:50,897 --> 01:18:52,265 Then where? 1378 01:18:52,265 --> 01:18:55,680 Where do you want to go, Don? 1379 01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:56,503 We can go there. 1380 01:18:56,503 --> 01:18:58,104 I'll take you there. 1381 01:18:59,272 --> 01:19:02,342 If you are an alien, will you help me? 1382 01:19:02,342 --> 01:19:05,745 Don, that's enough of that. Please. 1383 01:19:05,745 --> 01:19:07,247 You know I'm not an alien. 1384 01:19:07,247 --> 01:19:08,815 You know that. 1385 01:19:08,815 --> 01:19:13,319 But if you are, would you take me with you? 1386 01:19:14,688 --> 01:19:16,122 What? 1387 01:19:16,122 --> 01:19:17,957 If all of this is true 1388 01:19:17,957 --> 01:19:21,428 and you have a sh-- spaceship, 1389 01:19:21,428 --> 01:19:24,297 would you take me away from here? 1390 01:19:27,767 --> 01:19:29,936 Of course, Don. 1391 01:19:29,936 --> 01:19:31,705 Yes, absolutely. 1392 01:19:32,639 --> 01:19:34,441 I'll take you with me. 1393 01:19:35,475 --> 01:19:38,110 We'll leave Earth. 1394 01:19:38,110 --> 01:19:40,980 I promise that's what'll happen, okay? 1395 01:19:42,182 --> 01:19:43,883 If you let me go. 1396 01:19:47,654 --> 01:19:49,456 Thank you... 1397 01:19:49,456 --> 01:19:51,658 but not without Teddy. 1398 01:19:51,658 --> 01:19:54,194 Please, Don, we don't have much time. 1399 01:19:54,194 --> 01:19:56,296 Th-They're gonna break in here at any minute, 1400 01:19:56,296 --> 01:19:58,798 and then I won't be able to help you. 1401 01:20:01,901 --> 01:20:03,403 Come on. 1402 01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:18,840 Okay. 1403 01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:20,353 I'm ready to leave. 1404 01:20:21,354 --> 01:20:23,560 Okay. 1405 01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:26,893 Can you do one thing for me? 1406 01:20:26,893 --> 01:20:32,699 Tell Teddy that I'm sorry and that I love him. 1407 01:20:34,567 --> 01:20:36,336 I will. 1408 01:20:43,276 --> 01:20:45,111 The *****? 1409 01:20:49,716 --> 01:20:52,619 Jesus *****ing Christ. 1410 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:56,222 *****. 1411 01:21:24,584 --> 01:21:26,152 Don? 1412 01:21:26,152 --> 01:21:28,880 Don! 1413 01:21:30,156 --> 01:21:31,591 Jesus! 1414 01:21:31,591 --> 01:21:33,590 Don. 1415 01:21:33,590 --> 01:21:34,828 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1416 01:21:34,828 --> 01:21:36,596 I swear to you, he did it to himself. 1417 01:21:36,596 --> 01:21:38,640 He thought the police were coming... -Don. No, no, no. 1418 01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:39,265 ...and he panicked, and he just freaked out. 1419 01:21:39,265 --> 01:21:40,600 Teddy, no. No. 1420 01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:42,135 - What did you say to him? - Nothing. 1421 01:21:43,903 --> 01:21:47,107 What *****ing filth did you fill his sad brain with, 1422 01:21:47,107 --> 01:21:48,475 you demon from hell? 1423 01:21:48,475 --> 01:21:50,610 He was under extreme pressure, Teddy. 1424 01:21:50,610 --> 01:21:52,946 - He cracked. - And you cracked him! 1425 01:21:52,946 --> 01:21:55,348 You poisoned his heart with lies and bullshit 1426 01:21:55,348 --> 01:21:57,851 until his whole *****ing world collapsed, didn't you? 1427 01:21:57,851 --> 01:21:59,919 You fed him a *****ing fairy tale. 1428 01:21:59,919 --> 01:22:02,220 He did all of this for you, you *****ing maniac. 1429 01:22:02,220 --> 01:22:03,623 Don't kill me, Teddy. 1430 01:22:03,623 --> 01:22:06,693 I have a cure for your mother. 1431 01:22:07,660 --> 01:22:10,300 - What? - There's a cure. 1432 01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:12,332 You can save her. 1433 01:22:13,466 --> 01:22:14,768 What are you saying? 1434 01:22:14,768 --> 01:22:16,936 Inside of her, 1435 01:22:16,936 --> 01:22:18,938 a big change is taking place. 1436 01:22:18,938 --> 01:22:21,775 It's an entire rearranging 1437 01:22:21,775 --> 01:22:23,943 of her genetic code. 1438 01:22:23,943 --> 01:22:25,812 She was the first sample. 1439 01:22:25,812 --> 01:22:27,514 It's a very important Andromedan experiment, 1440 01:22:27,514 --> 01:22:29,516 and it takes four to five years. 1441 01:22:29,516 --> 01:22:31,518 But if it succeeds, she will wake up. 1442 01:22:31,518 --> 01:22:33,820 Well, what if it doesn't succeed? 1443 01:22:33,820 --> 01:22:35,488 Then she'll die. 1444 01:22:35,488 --> 01:22:37,824 But if we chemically terminate the experiment, 1445 01:22:37,824 --> 01:22:39,893 she will wake up, she'll wake up. 1446 01:22:39,893 --> 01:22:42,629 Well, how... how-how do we do that? 1447 01:22:42,629 --> 01:22:44,497 - You have my car? - Yes. 1448 01:22:44,497 --> 01:22:46,499 Okay. So, in my car, 1449 01:22:46,499 --> 01:22:50,303 in the trunk, in the back, there is a bottle. 1450 01:22:50,303 --> 01:22:53,907 It's a yellow jug, and it says "monoethylene glycol." 1451 01:22:53,907 --> 01:22:55,542 Antifreeze. But forget the label. 1452 01:22:55,542 --> 01:22:57,143 It's not antifreeze. It's the cure. 1453 01:22:57,143 --> 01:23:00,180 I keep it in my car, in the trunk, 1454 01:23:00,180 --> 01:23:03,160 in the antifreeze jug to hide it. 1455 01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:04,517 For safety. 1456 01:23:06,986 --> 01:23:08,922 If... 1457 01:23:08,922 --> 01:23:11,558 i-if this experiment is so important, 1458 01:23:11,558 --> 01:23:14,600 why would you allow me to cancel it? Huh? 1459 01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:16,620 There are multiple experiments 1460 01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:17,931 happening all over the world-- your mother's one of dozens. 1461 01:23:19,265 --> 01:23:20,533 Just trust me. 1462 01:23:20,533 --> 01:23:21,835 I'm chained up here. 1463 01:23:21,835 --> 01:23:24,104 I have no way of escaping. Why would I lie? 1464 01:23:32,779 --> 01:23:34,214 - - - That's for Don, 1465 01:23:34,214 --> 01:23:35,715 you *****ing virus. 1466 01:26:09,903 --> 01:26:12,339 It's not antifreeze, Mom. 1467 01:26:13,506 --> 01:26:15,442 Don't worry. 1468 01:26:55,548 --> 01:26:57,751 Wake up, Mom. Wake up. 1469 01:26:59,919 --> 01:27:02,550 Come on. Come on. 1470 01:27:07,594 --> 01:27:09,620 Please, Mom. Please. 1471 01:27:09,620 --> 01:27:11,164 Come on, come on. Wake up. 1472 01:27:36,923 --> 01:27:38,258 Come on. 1473 01:28:15,528 --> 01:28:16,663 Mom? 1474 01:28:16,663 --> 01:28:17,864 Wake up. 1475 01:28:17,864 --> 01:28:19,899 You can do it. 1476 01:28:19,899 --> 01:28:21,701 Wake up. 1477 01:28:33,213 --> 01:28:35,415 *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****. 1478 01:28:45,859 --> 01:28:47,327 NURSE [in distance]: 201, now! 1479 01:29:04,544 --> 01:29:06,446 Hey! Hey! 1480 01:29:07,547 --> 01:29:08,848 Hey! 1481 01:29:40,780 --> 01:29:43,550 You *****ing monster. 1482 01:29:43,550 --> 01:29:46,520 How many were Andromedans? 1483 01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:48,221 You-you... you lied to me. 1484 01:29:48,221 --> 01:29:50,924 How many were Andromedans?! 1485 01:29:52,892 --> 01:29:55,328 - Two. - Two? 1486 01:29:57,897 --> 01:29:59,566 You miserable *****ing idiot. 1487 01:29:59,599 --> 01:30:00,934 Do you know what you've done? 1488 01:30:00,934 --> 01:30:02,335 You... 1489 01:30:02,335 --> 01:30:03,737 you killed her. 1490 01:30:03,737 --> 01:30:05,400 Quiet. 1491 01:30:06,673 --> 01:30:10,810 And I'll tell you why it is I resemble a human. 1492 01:30:10,810 --> 01:30:13,580 Our 75th emperor first discovered the Earth. 1493 01:30:15,782 --> 01:30:18,418 This planet was ruled by dinosaurs, 1494 01:30:18,418 --> 01:30:22,455 magnificent creatures with a complex but stable ecosystem. 1495 01:30:22,455 --> 01:30:24,958 Oh. 1496 01:30:24,958 --> 01:30:28,928 But we inadvertently spread a fatal virus to the planet. 1497 01:30:30,296 --> 01:30:32,432 And the emperor was struck with guilt, 1498 01:30:32,432 --> 01:30:34,501 watching all of Earth's creatures perish. 1499 01:30:35,668 --> 01:30:37,670 So he gave new life to this planet. 1500 01:30:37,670 --> 01:30:41,700 Life resembling us. 1501 01:30:41,700 --> 01:30:43,109 The early test humans could barely stand, 1502 01:30:43,109 --> 01:30:46,546 but soon they walked and began to reproduce. 1503 01:30:48,114 --> 01:30:51,151 A civilization was born in harmony with nature. 1504 01:30:51,151 --> 01:30:53,853 Atlantis. 1505 01:30:53,853 --> 01:30:56,456 We were worshipped as gods. 1506 01:30:56,456 --> 01:31:00,600 But some humans wished to surpass us, 1507 01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:02,829 so they began creating their own new, 1508 01:31:02,829 --> 01:31:07,000 lab-grown humans that were stronger. 1509 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,735 But the new humans were also more aggressive, 1510 01:31:08,735 --> 01:31:11,137 so a conflict broke out 1511 01:31:11,137 --> 01:31:13,640 that eventually resulted in a thermonuclear war. 1512 01:31:13,673 --> 01:31:16,710 And in the war's wake, all of humanity was extinguished, 1513 01:31:16,710 --> 01:31:19,746 save for a select few, who built an ark 1514 01:31:19,746 --> 01:31:22,148 and traveled the oceans for a century. 1515 01:31:22,148 --> 01:31:24,718 When it was finally safe to resurface on dry land, 1516 01:31:24,718 --> 01:31:26,820 the leaders of the ark died, 1517 01:31:26,820 --> 01:31:29,989 leaving behind only a few mutant specimens 1518 01:31:29,989 --> 01:31:33,226 of degraded semi-humans. 1519 01:31:33,226 --> 01:31:34,994 The apes. 1520 01:31:36,620 --> 01:31:38,231 Evolution resumed but toward chaos. 1521 01:31:38,231 --> 01:31:41,534 The newly evolved human beings, your current ancestors, 1522 01:31:41,534 --> 01:31:45,372 fought amongst themselves in an endless cycle of war, 1523 01:31:45,372 --> 01:31:48,375 genocide, ecological destruction. 1524 01:31:48,375 --> 01:31:50,377 They brutalized Earth. 1525 01:31:50,377 --> 01:31:52,746 They ruined her waters, ravaged her climate, 1526 01:31:52,746 --> 01:31:55,615 poisoned themselves with drugs and technology. 1527 01:31:55,615 --> 01:31:58,218 And even when presented with irrefutable evidence 1528 01:31:58,218 --> 01:32:03,890 of their own self-destruction, the humans continued unabated. 1529 01:32:03,890 --> 01:32:07,394 Even I myself became more human, 1530 01:32:07,394 --> 01:32:09,620 more selfish and cruel, 1531 01:32:09,620 --> 01:32:12,399 the longer I stayed here amongst your kind. 1532 01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:16,360 But humans can't help the way they are. 1533 01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:18,138 It's in your genes. 1534 01:32:19,272 --> 01:32:21,608 The genes implanted by your ancestors 1535 01:32:21,608 --> 01:32:23,376 to strengthen themselves. 1536 01:32:23,376 --> 01:32:27,470 It gets reproduced in your bodies, and it grows stronger. 1537 01:32:27,470 --> 01:32:31,484 We Andromedans are here to eliminate that suicidal gene. 1538 01:32:31,484 --> 01:32:34,540 To save humanity. 1539 01:32:34,540 --> 01:32:37,924 But also to save Earth from you and your kind. 1540 01:32:37,924 --> 01:32:39,659 No. 1541 01:32:41,428 --> 01:32:44,970 No, you came here to kill us. 1542 01:32:44,970 --> 01:32:45,498 Y-You came to kill us. 1543 01:32:45,498 --> 01:32:47,400 Well, that's wrong. That's wrong, Teddy. 1544 01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:48,968 Some of us would have preferred 1545 01:32:48,968 --> 01:32:51,400 to simply eliminate your species, 1546 01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:52,739 but the emperor believed there was still hope, 1547 01:32:52,739 --> 01:32:56,760 so the experiments. 1548 01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:57,811 The experiments your mother was a part of. 1549 01:32:57,811 --> 01:32:59,846 She was chosen because she was weak. 1550 01:32:59,846 --> 01:33:01,581 Because she was broken. 1551 01:33:01,581 --> 01:33:03,650 If we could correct her, 1552 01:33:03,650 --> 01:33:06,586 perhaps all humans could be corrected. 1553 01:33:06,586 --> 01:33:09,220 But you... you killed her! 1554 01:33:09,220 --> 01:33:10,990 You killed her. 1555 01:33:10,990 --> 01:33:12,525 I figured you'd be apprehended 1556 01:33:12,525 --> 01:33:14,294 feeding antifreeze to a coma patient 1557 01:33:14,294 --> 01:33:17,300 and then I'd be freed and could return to my work. 1558 01:33:17,300 --> 01:33:21,000 But you actually got away with it, you sick ape. 1559 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:22,435 I'm not a sick ape. 1560 01:33:22,435 --> 01:33:24,270 You are a sick ape. 1561 01:33:25,472 --> 01:33:27,173 Listen, there are other test subjects 1562 01:33:27,173 --> 01:33:28,708 who are showing progress, 1563 01:33:28,708 --> 01:33:30,477 and we must show the emperor the truth. 1564 01:33:30,477 --> 01:33:32,612 Tomorrow. 1565 01:33:32,612 --> 01:33:34,280 During the lunar eclipse. 1566 01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:36,983 Why? 1567 01:33:36,983 --> 01:33:38,818 Teddy, listen, I know, I know. 1568 01:33:38,818 --> 01:33:40,720 You may hate me, 1569 01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:43,790 you may want me dead-- I don't blame you-- 1570 01:33:43,790 --> 01:33:46,559 but I have the information you need to save Earth, 1571 01:33:46,559 --> 01:33:48,194 and you know I do. 1572 01:33:48,194 --> 01:33:50,163 You're a *****ing demon. 1573 01:33:50,163 --> 01:33:53,199 This is our destiny, Teddy Gatz. 1574 01:33:53,199 --> 01:33:55,201 Yours and mine. 1575 01:33:55,201 --> 01:33:57,704 And the hour is almost upon us. 1576 01:33:59,339 --> 01:34:01,740 Yay. 1577 01:34:12,519 --> 01:34:14,220 Jesus, Ms. Fuller? 1578 01:34:14,220 --> 01:34:15,488 Hi, Ricky. 1579 01:34:15,488 --> 01:34:17,230 How are you? I'm back. 1580 01:34:17,230 --> 01:34:18,591 Could you buzz me in, please? 1581 01:34:18,591 --> 01:34:20,226 Are you okay? Are you-you all right? 1582 01:34:20,226 --> 01:34:21,494 Oh, I'm all right. 1583 01:34:21,494 --> 01:34:23,630 Everything's been sorted out. 1584 01:34:23,630 --> 01:34:24,664 Could you just... could you buzz me in, please? 1585 01:34:25,665 --> 01:34:27,534 Thank you, Ricky. 1586 01:34:52,292 --> 01:34:54,928 Park in your usual spot. 1587 01:34:57,864 --> 01:34:59,632 Don't worry, Don. 1588 01:35:00,934 --> 01:35:03,703 You're coming with me. I'm taking you with me. 1589 01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:19,452 Hi, Tony. 1590 01:35:19,452 --> 01:35:21,721 There you go. Have a good evening. 1591 01:35:34,234 --> 01:35:35,735 Hello. 1592 01:35:41,408 --> 01:35:43,143 Doors opening. 1593 01:35:48,114 --> 01:35:49,983 Doors closing. 1594 01:35:55,755 --> 01:35:57,257 Hi. 1595 01:35:57,257 --> 01:35:59,250 Good to see you. 1596 01:35:59,250 --> 01:36:00,493 It's good to be back. 1597 01:36:01,461 --> 01:36:03,960 Hmm. 1598 01:36:04,330 --> 01:36:06,299 Oh, it's-it's 5:35, 1599 01:36:06,299 --> 01:36:08,702 so if any of you need to go home, just... 1600 01:36:08,702 --> 01:36:10,704 you know, feel free. 1601 01:36:10,704 --> 01:36:12,505 - Hi, Corey. - Michelle? 1602 01:36:12,505 --> 01:36:15,975 Uh, we have some business to do, so, um, no disturbances. 1603 01:36:15,975 --> 01:36:17,477 - Okay? -Okay? 1604 01:36:17,477 --> 01:36:19,179 All right. Thank you. 1605 01:36:26,853 --> 01:36:30,657 Okay, so, uh, he-he meets us here then? Or... 1606 01:36:30,657 --> 01:36:33,793 Uh, we make remote contact with the emperor here, 1607 01:36:33,793 --> 01:36:36,296 and then they beam us up. 1608 01:36:36,296 --> 01:36:38,732 Beam us up? 1609 01:36:38,732 --> 01:36:40,867 Or, you know, transport. 1610 01:36:42,350 --> 01:36:43,503 Okay. 1611 01:36:45,805 --> 01:36:48,174 Uh, it sometimes takes a couple of minutes 1612 01:36:48,174 --> 01:36:51,144 to get the link working, so... 1613 01:36:53,413 --> 01:36:54,981 Okay. 1614 01:36:54,981 --> 01:37:00,420 Uh, and, uh, how exactly do we make the link? 1615 01:37:00,420 --> 01:37:03,223 Uh, this will sound crazy, but, um, 1616 01:37:03,223 --> 01:37:06,493 I-I punch in a code here, 1617 01:37:06,493 --> 01:37:11,765 and then, um, it initiates a link with the ship. 1618 01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:16,202 - On a calculator? - Yeah, I know. 1619 01:37:16,202 --> 01:37:18,405 I know. It had to look banal. 1620 01:37:18,405 --> 01:37:20,206 And human. 1621 01:37:20,206 --> 01:37:22,542 And, you know, inconspicuous, so... 1622 01:37:22,542 --> 01:37:25,412 It's a 58-digit code, and I have it memorized, 1623 01:37:25,412 --> 01:37:27,947 but it's been a while since I had to... 1624 01:37:27,947 --> 01:37:30,383 since I had to type it out, so... 1625 01:37:38,725 --> 01:37:40,527 So, is this, is this really how it works? 1626 01:37:40,527 --> 01:37:42,729 You know, it's better if we don't talk, actually. 1627 01:37:42,729 --> 01:37:44,397 Just because I... Sorry. 1628 01:37:44,397 --> 01:37:49,703 It's a... It's this memory, um, thing that I do, 1629 01:37:49,703 --> 01:37:51,371 like a trick for... 1630 01:37:51,371 --> 01:37:53,273 for remembering. 1631 01:37:53,273 --> 01:37:54,741 Um... 1632 01:37:59,979 --> 01:38:01,414 Um... 1633 01:38:06,553 --> 01:38:08,254 Can they see through here? 1634 01:38:08,254 --> 01:38:09,422 - Oh, no. - Can they... 1635 01:38:09,422 --> 01:38:11,910 - Can they see in here? - No. 1636 01:38:12,580 --> 01:38:13,960 Um... 1637 01:38:20,567 --> 01:38:22,402 - Why is it so long? - It's... 1638 01:38:22,402 --> 01:38:24,104 I have a few, um... 1639 01:38:24,104 --> 01:38:26,720 Just shh-shh for a, for a second while I think. 1640 01:38:26,106 --> 01:38:28,341 - Oh. Sorry. - Um... 1641 01:38:35,281 --> 01:38:38,184 Yeah. Okay. 1642 01:38:38,184 --> 01:38:40,253 That's... 1643 01:38:40,253 --> 01:38:42,756 That's it. Um... 1644 01:38:42,756 --> 01:38:44,624 I mean, I just have to press "enter," mainly. 1645 01:38:44,624 --> 01:38:46,493 So, are you ready? 1646 01:38:47,494 --> 01:38:49,950 Yes, I'm ready. 1647 01:38:49,950 --> 01:38:50,930 *****, wait. 1648 01:38:50,930 --> 01:38:53,990 My air tank. 1649 01:38:53,990 --> 01:38:55,350 I'll need oxygen, and I don't have my air tank. 1650 01:38:55,350 --> 01:38:57,300 Oh, there'll be oxygen, Teddy. 1651 01:38:57,300 --> 01:38:58,671 Okay. 1652 01:38:58,671 --> 01:39:01,207 What about Don? 1653 01:39:01,207 --> 01:39:03,543 Oh, we'll send for Don. 1654 01:39:03,543 --> 01:39:06,479 We may even be able to revive him. 1655 01:39:08,515 --> 01:39:10,450 Right. So, it's happening. Shit. 1656 01:39:10,450 --> 01:39:11,818 Um... 1657 01:39:11,818 --> 01:39:13,386 No, I'm ready. I'm ready. 1658 01:39:13,386 --> 01:39:15,355 Um... 1659 01:39:15,355 --> 01:39:20,260 you should know that I've prepared for all eventualities. 1660 01:39:20,260 --> 01:39:22,495 Okay. Prepared how? 1661 01:39:22,495 --> 01:39:23,630 Oh. 1662 01:39:23,630 --> 01:39:25,865 Oh, shit, Teddy. 1663 01:39:25,865 --> 01:39:29,350 I can't take the chance of you just killing me straightaway. 1664 01:39:29,350 --> 01:39:30,503 No. That was smart. 1665 01:39:30,503 --> 01:39:32,138 That was very smart, 1666 01:39:32,172 --> 01:39:35,241 and the emperor will admire your intelligence. 1667 01:39:37,344 --> 01:39:40,347 You're a credit to your species, Teddy. Truly. 1668 01:39:40,347 --> 01:39:42,849 Well, I'm just trying to help. 1669 01:39:44,818 --> 01:39:47,530 I know, Teddy. 1670 01:39:47,530 --> 01:39:51,725 Um, so this... this closet here is a teleporter. 1671 01:39:51,725 --> 01:39:53,560 So you'll... you'll enter the closet, 1672 01:39:53,560 --> 01:39:55,261 and then you'll close the door behind you. 1673 01:39:55,261 --> 01:39:59,265 And then I'll-I'll count to three and press "enter." 1674 01:39:59,265 --> 01:40:01,000 And we'll have to go one after the other 1675 01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:03,236 so that our bodies don't reconstitute together 1676 01:40:03,236 --> 01:40:05,372 during teleportation. You understand? 1677 01:40:05,372 --> 01:40:06,840 Uh-huh. 1678 01:40:06,840 --> 01:40:08,541 Yeah, I think so. 1679 01:40:10,410 --> 01:40:12,946 So I just go in the closet? 1680 01:40:12,946 --> 01:40:15,582 - I can go first. I... - No, no, no, no. 1681 01:40:15,582 --> 01:40:17,350 I'll go first. I don't want you to escape 1682 01:40:17,350 --> 01:40:18,752 and just leave me here. 1683 01:40:18,752 --> 01:40:20,887 Okay. 1684 01:40:36,102 --> 01:40:37,203 Ready? 1685 01:40:39,739 --> 01:40:41,408 I'm ready. 1686 01:40:42,709 --> 01:40:44,577 I'll see you up there. 1687 01:40:51,317 --> 01:40:53,219 Three. 1688 01:40:54,888 --> 01:40:56,556 Two. 1689 01:40:58,258 --> 01:40:59,759 One. 1690 01:41:41,968 --> 01:41:43,803 You're gonna be fine. 1691 01:41:43,803 --> 01:41:45,505 Yeah, I-I know. 1692 01:41:45,505 --> 01:41:49,676 I mean, obviously the shock of it all is... 1693 01:41:49,676 --> 01:41:52,450 But you can get plenty of help for that kind of thing. 1694 01:41:52,450 --> 01:41:53,813 So he's dead then? 1695 01:41:53,813 --> 01:41:55,982 - Yeah, he passed away. - Okay. 1696 01:41:55,982 --> 01:41:59,819 The bomb must have reacted to his body heat or friction. 1697 01:41:59,819 --> 01:42:01,488 It happens a lot with homemade explosives. 1698 01:42:01,488 --> 01:42:02,989 Right. 1699 01:42:02,989 --> 01:42:04,557 Ma'am, please don't take that off. -Look. 1700 01:42:04,557 --> 01:42:06,192 Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to lie back down. 1701 01:42:06,192 --> 01:42:07,560 - I'm fine. - You need to stay here. 1702 01:42:07,560 --> 01:42:09,295 - Can you just stay still? - I'm good. 1703 01:42:09,295 --> 01:42:10,663 - I'm good. I'm good. - Ma'am. Please. Hold on. Stop! 1704 01:42:10,663 --> 01:42:12,832 Wait! Hold on! 1705 01:42:12,832 --> 01:42:14,134 Stop. 1706 01:43:16,629 --> 01:43:18,198 Hey, um, you're not... 1707 01:43:18,198 --> 01:43:20,200 Sorry, you're not, uh... 1708 01:43:20,200 --> 01:43:21,935 Oh, I just-- I forgot something. 1709 01:43:21,935 --> 01:43:23,737 Just really quickly. One second. 1710 01:43:23,737 --> 01:43:25,710 - You're not allowed in there. - Just-just one sec, one sec. 1711 01:43:25,710 --> 01:43:27,307 Don't touch that! Hey! Hey! 1712 01:43:29,309 --> 01:43:31,144 Oh, my God. Jesus. 1713 01:44:36,142 --> 01:44:38,111 Emperor. 1714 01:44:38,111 --> 01:44:41,214 We believed contact would be made if help was required. 1715 01:44:41,214 --> 01:44:44,984 We could not contact you without hair. 1716 01:44:44,984 --> 01:44:47,220 Yes, we know. 1717 01:44:47,854 --> 01:44:49,656 We feel remorse. 1718 01:44:49,656 --> 01:44:51,224 There was nothing we could do. 1719 01:44:51,958 --> 01:44:53,960 We all feel remorse. 1720 01:44:53,960 --> 01:44:55,962 That's over now. 1721 01:44:56,863 --> 01:44:58,798 Inform us of the experiments 1722 01:44:59,999 --> 01:45:02,502 on the human subjects. 1723 01:45:02,502 --> 01:45:05,138 The experiments have nearly all failed. 1724 01:45:05,138 --> 01:45:08,875 There are only two human subjects remaining 1725 01:45:08,875 --> 01:45:10,977 and the likelihood of success 1726 01:45:11,378 --> 01:45:13,546 is zero. 1727 01:45:13,546 --> 01:45:15,915 Because of who they are. 1728 01:45:15,982 --> 01:45:19,853 A decision needs to be made. 1729 01:45:30,697 --> 01:45:33,990 We believe 1730 01:45:33,990 --> 01:45:35,502 that it is over. 1731 01:45:35,502 --> 01:45:38,710 They have had their time. 1732 01:45:38,710 --> 01:45:41,174 And in their time they have imperiled 1733 01:45:41,174 --> 01:45:43,543 the life they share. 1734 01:45:44,411 --> 01:45:46,413 And so we have decided 1735 01:45:46,413 --> 01:45:49,150 their time will end. 1736 01:47:36,790 --> 01:47:40,727 ♪ Where have all the flowers gone? ♪ 1737 01:47:40,727 --> 01:47:44,397 ♪ Long time passing ♪ 1738 01:47:44,397 --> 01:47:48,168 ♪ Where have all the flowers gone? ♪ 1739 01:47:48,168 --> 01:47:50,503 ♪ Long time ago ♪ 1740 01:47:51,705 --> 01:47:55,375 ♪ Where have all the flowers gone? ♪ 1741 01:47:55,375 --> 01:47:58,845 ♪ Young girls picked them, every one ♪ 1742 01:47:58,845 --> 01:48:02,150 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪ 1743 01:48:03,160 --> 01:48:07,654 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪ 1744 01:48:08,221 --> 01:48:08,254 ♪ Where have all the young girls gone? ♪ 1745 01:48:08,221 --> 01:48:11,825 ♪ Gone to young men, every one ♪ 1746 01:48:11,825 --> 01:48:15,362 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪ 1747 01:48:16,363 --> 01:48:20,533 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪ 1748 01:48:23,370 --> 01:48:27,207 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪ 1749 01:48:30,243 --> 01:48:33,713 ♪ Long time passing ♪ 1750 01:48:33,713 --> 01:48:37,550 ♪ Where have all the soldiers gone? ♪ 1751 01:48:37,550 --> 01:48:39,719 ♪ Long time ago ♪ 1752 01:48:40,620 --> 01:48:42,922 ♪ Where have all ♪ 1753 01:48:42,922 --> 01:48:44,924 ♪ The soldiers gone? ♪ 1754 01:48:44,924 --> 01:48:48,128 ♪ Gone to graveyards, every one ♪ 1755 01:48:48,128 --> 01:48:51,698 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪ 1756 01:48:52,699 --> 01:48:56,970 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪ 1757 01:48:59,806 --> 01:49:04,144 ♪ Where have all the graveyards gone? ♪ 1758 01:49:04,144 --> 01:49:07,714 ♪ Long time passing ♪ 1759 01:49:07,714 --> 01:49:11,551 ♪ Where have all the graveyards gone? ♪ 1760 01:49:11,551 --> 01:49:13,820 ♪ Long time ago ♪ 1761 01:49:15,155 --> 01:49:19,590 ♪ Where have all the graveyards gone? ♪ 1762 01:49:19,590 --> 01:49:22,228 ♪ Gone to flower, every one ♪ 1763 01:49:22,228 --> 01:49:25,732 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪ 1764 01:49:26,733 --> 01:49:31,771 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪ 1765 01:49:34,700 --> 01:49:38,144 ♪ Where have all the flowers gone? ♪ 1766 01:49:38,144 --> 01:49:41,481 ♪ Long time passing ♪ 1767 01:49:41,481 --> 01:49:45,618 ♪ Where have all the flowers gone? ♪ 1768 01:49:45,618 --> 01:49:47,754 ♪ Long time ago ♪ 1769 01:49:49,220 --> 01:49:52,792 ♪ Where have all the flowers gone? ♪ 1770 01:49:52,792 --> 01:49:56,129 ♪ Young girls picked them, every one ♪ 1771 01:49:56,129 --> 01:50:00,867 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪ 1772 01:50:02,469 --> 01:50:08,608 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪