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Dreamworks Animation presents...

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In association with...

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Tree House Comix, Inc.!

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Inc., Inc., Inc.

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All right, okay. So.

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A long, long,
hang, tong time ago...

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in a galaxy far, faraway...

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there was a planet called
Underpantyworld.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait.

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Okay, go.

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That's perfect.
That's perfect. Okay.

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Underpantyworld was
a peaceful planet

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where everybody wore
only underwear.

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Until it started to blow up
for some reason.

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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Da-da.

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Meanwhile, the leaders
of Underpantyworld...

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Big Daddy Longiohns and his
wife, Princess Pantyhose...

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saved their baby

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by stretching his underwear
really far...

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and then
they shot him into space.

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Godspeed, little Underpants.

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Wheel

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Wheel

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And then he crashed on Earth,

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where he was raised
by some nice...

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Dolphins?

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Yeah, dolphins.
Just go with it.

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Okay, fine.

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Goo-goo, gah-gah.

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Tra-la-la-la-la-Ia.

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But the space baby grew up fast.

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Look! Up in the sky!

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It's a bird!
It's a plane!

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It's an egg salad sandwich.

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And guess what? I'm rotten.

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Faster than
a speeding waistband.

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More powerful

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- than boxer shorts.
- Yay!

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You'll never catch me,
Captain Underpants.

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Owie.

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Able to leap tall buildings
without getting a wedgie.

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Hey, all right.
Good for you, pal.

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Now put on some clothes,
you weirdo.

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No way.

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I fight for truth, justice,

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and all that is
pre-shrunk and cottony.

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For I am...

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Captain Underpants!

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The origin issue.

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It's so good. We should've
done an origin issue ages ago.

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Yeah, like, first.

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You know, I'm not sure
about the dolphins, though.

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Yeah, I know. It's just...

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I didn't know if it was
the thing where it's,

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like, good weird or bad weird.

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Like, is it something...

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The origin issue!

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I've told you two
a thousand times

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not to draw
these idiotic comics!

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Freeze!

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Hey, everybody!
Wait one second.

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Hi. I'm George Beard.

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And this is my best friend,
Harold Hutchins.

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Hey. Ah, man.

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It's okay. We got more ideas.

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See, Harold loves to draw
and I love to tell stories.

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And this old guy looking angry
right here...

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well, this is the worst
principal in the world...

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Mr. Krupp.

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Mean old Mr. Krupp.

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Hates anything fun.

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Like comic books...

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recess...

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Christmas.

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Ho, ho, whoa!

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Even kittens!

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Oh, my goodness.
Did that really happen?

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Uh, no, not technically.

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But it might as well have!

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I'm sorry.
I'm still mad about the comic.

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Yeah, me too.

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And unfreeze.

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In my office, now!

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What is happening right now?

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I don't know.

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Do you think he fell
asleep with his eyes open?

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Maybe. Let's try and leave
and see what happens.

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Door lock activated.

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Wow. That's an expensive door.

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It was a choice between the
magnetic automatic door closer...

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and the music and arts programs.

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Pretty sure
I made the right choice.

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This morning's school sign
is supposed to read...

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"Sewage plant field trips
are today."

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I know you two are responsible.

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How? How do you know?
Do you have any proof?

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I mean,
this is a country of laws.

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The proof is here.

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Inside my gut.

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He must have
a lot of proof in there.

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Quiet fives.
Quiet fives.

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Hmm.

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Ever since you attended
this elementary school...

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you've been responsible
for one prank after another.

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Shh...

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Wow, that's a lot of pranks.

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Yeah, when it's cut
all together like that,

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you really get a sense
of the scope.

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Some of those must've been
really hard to pull off.

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And dangerous.
Like that tiger'

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Oh, that tiger was crazy.

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For four long years...

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you two have been disrupting

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the carefully calibrated,
drone-like beehive...

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that this elementary school
is supposed to be.

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I may not be able
to prove it yet...

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but I'm gonna get you two
one day.

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One day very, very soon.

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All right.
Fair enough.

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Get out of my office. Now!

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You see what we're up against?

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And that's just a typical day
at Jerome Horwitz Elementary.

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More like
Jerome Horwitz Penitentiary.

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Hey, guys-

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What's going on, Tommy?

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Same old, same old.

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Poor kid.

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Time to have fun with history.

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Memorize these dates.

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1827,1853,1914,1926.

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First graders.
Always hits them the hardest.

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Hold on a sec.

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So that's why we do what we do.

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He's left us no choice.

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Our pranks and practical jokes

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are the last line of defense...

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against the injustice
of our terrible principal.

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Well, well, well.

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I heard you both got into

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a bit of the old trouble today.

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How'd you hear that, Melvin?

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Did you tattle-tale on us?

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Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.

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I did.

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Someone has to
stand up for the Man.

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No one has to
stand up for the Man.

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That's the whole point
of the Man.

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He stands up
for himself, Melvin.

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Respectfully disagree.

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Attention, everyone.

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Principal Krupp here

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with an announcement.

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This Saturday ts the mandatory
Invention Convention.

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Boo!
Oh, what?

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Yes!

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That's our third Saturday
this month!

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You must he here with
your inventions at 8:00 am.

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Is there no justice?

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I know that's early
for Saturday, but don't worry.

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You should be done by 9:00...

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Pm

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Tree house?

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Tree house.

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Welcome to
the world headquarters

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of Tree House Comix, Inc.

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Yep. This is
where the magic happens.

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Not, like, actual magic.

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No, we're not
practicing the dark arts.

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No, here we just hang out
and make comics

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and try to
make each other laugh.

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That's how we became friends.

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This is me in kindygarten.

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And this is me.

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George and I aren't friends yet.

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But we're about to be.

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The seventh planet
from the sun is called...

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Uranus.

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Known as a gas giant.

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I don't get it.
It's just science, guys.

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As I was saying...

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Hey, I'm George. You wanna

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hang out in my tree house
after school?

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You have a tree house?

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Ever since then, we've created
hundreds of comics in here.

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Like the Wrath of
the Wicked Wedgie Woman.

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And who could forget Sad Worm?

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It was a worm who was sad.

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That one's
still a work in progress.

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But the all-time
greatest superhero

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that we've ever created was...

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The Amazing Captain Underpants.

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See, most superheroes look like

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they're flying around
in their underwear.

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Well, this guy actually does.

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Come on, let's get to work.

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Hey, tell me what you think.

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Oh, I can't wait to draw this.

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Tra-la-laaa!

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Wait, wait.
Don't move, don't move.

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Mr. Hutchins, I gotta say...

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your drawings get better
with every issue.

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Because your words
inspire greatness, Mr. Beard.

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Good night, Harold.

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Good night, George.

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I love Saturday

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When anything is possible

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I love Saturday

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'Cause I can wear
my pajamas ail at! day

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I love Saturday

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'Cause I can watch
TV all day Day

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I can pee a little bit
in my underwear

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And no one will mind

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Where are you going with that?
Do you really do that?

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No. What are you talking...

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It's just something
I could do because...

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Monday's an eternity away

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when it is Saturday Saturday

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Get in the car, boys.

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You've got the
Invention Convention today.

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This thing on?

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Quick announcement.

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Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde,
is no longer with us.

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He's dead?

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What? No. Not like that.

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He wanted to spend Saturday
with his family.

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So I fired him.

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I'll find a replacement
next week.

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Ahem! Anyway.'-

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on to Melvin Sneedly
with the first of his 16...

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Actually, it's 17.

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17 inventions.

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Take it away, Melvin.

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I will now demonstrate
a prototype which I call...

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the Robotic Sock Matcher.

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Never waste time matching
your own socks again.

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The Electromagnetic
Lint Collector.

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Digital Paper Sorter.

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It's the homework...
Automatic cushion.

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Make it end!

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And the personal favorite,
the binder binder.

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Having trouble
organizing your binders?

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Well, look no further
than this giant binder...

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for binders.

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Three-hole punch...

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This is the stuff of nightmares.

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We have to do
something about this.

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I don't know. Krupp looks
serious this time, George.

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Maybe we should
just lay low for a while.

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Lay low?
Look at our fellow children.

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Look upon their sad,
miserable, pathetic faces.

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Come on, Harold.

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If you won't do it for me
and you won't do it for you...

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do it for future generations.

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Save the first graders...

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the kindygarteners,
the unborn...

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from a life of eternal boredom!

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Okay, let's do this.

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Feast your eyes on this.

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The Turbo Toilet 20001.!

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Check it out, people.

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It's already programmed with

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Screwdriver.

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Oh, samba!

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Once you're done
using the facilities...

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hit the on
and let my toilet wash itself.

266
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,431
Now included, automatic
toilet paper wiping claw.

267
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,166
Trademark.

268
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,334
Um...

269
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,506
I said no!

270
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,177
Huh? Oh...

271
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,812
Melvin, turn that thing off.

272
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,182
I'm trying to,
but it's not cooperating.

273
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,45
Best.
Prank.

274
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,213
Ever.

275
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,184
Well, that brings our story
to its happy conclusion.

276
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,785
I hope you've all
enjoyed the film.

277
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:47,554
It was certainly shorter
than we expected.

278
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:48,888
What more is there to say?

279
00:14:49,55 --> 00:14:51,257
Our fellow students got
to enjoy their weekend.

280
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,594
Which, by the way,
they are legally entitled to.

281
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,597
And good triumphed over evil
once and for...

282
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:01,601
Oh, boys! A moment, please.

283
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,976
What's happening to his face?

284
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,479
I think he's smiling.

285
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,314
I'm so cold.

286
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,816
So, so cold.

287
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,285
I'll let myself in,
receptionist lady.

288
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:20,954
Melvin.

289
00:15:21,21 --> 00:15:22,155
What's he doing here?

290
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,458
You see, Melvin
is yet to demonstrate...

291
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,261
his most impressive invention
from today.

292
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,697
It was a little
extracurricular project

293
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,999
I asked him
to come up with myself.

294
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,935
I call him
the Tattle Turtle 200.

295
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,772
On the outside,
it resembles a turtle.

296
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,608
But on the inside,
oh, look at this.

297
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,778
It's a nanny cam!

298
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,213
Oh, Melvin. How fun.

299
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,315
Let's see what it recorded.

300
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,156
Yeah, you gotta change
the input to video.

301
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,290
I think I got this.

302
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,858
You're on AUX.
Change it to video.

303
00:15:59,25 --> 00:16:00,60
It's not my TV.

304
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,461
It's your turtle.
You're doing it wrong.

305
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,595
I know.

306
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,198
I think I know
how to do my office.

307
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,102
Screwdriver.

308
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:14,74
Is this two-ply or one-WI?

309
00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:16,343
We're so guilty.

310
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,279
Quiet fives. Quiet fives.

311
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,549
Wow, that nanny cam

312
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,17
really has good picture quality.

313
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,185
Was that hi-def?

314
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,420
'Cause you could
really tell that's us.

315
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:31,57
I can't believe it.
I gotcha.

316
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,659
I finally gotcha!

317
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,328
We've finally got them, sir.

318
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,331
Yes, yes. Well done, Melvin.
Extra credit granted.

319
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,334
Put that in my pocket.

320
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:45,572
Extra credit, it feels so good!

321
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,540
I go! extra credit

322
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,743
I told you
I would get you one day.

323
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,545
And that day I was talking about

324
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:53,847
is this day.

325
00:16:54,14 --> 00:16:56,383
Today. This is the day.

326
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,251
Are you going to tell
our parents?

327
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,720
No. Your parents are obviously
total failures.

328
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:04,424
I have a much more effective
punishment in mind.

329
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:09,62
Because I'm going to have
you two placed in separate...

330
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,531
classes.

331
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,234
I'm going to annihilate
your friendship.

332
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,268
What? No!

333
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,471
You see?
You won't be together.

334
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:20,473
You won't be able to enjoy

335
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,976
each other's company
and ruin my life.

336
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,445
Mr. Krupp, no.
You can't do this. Please.

337
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,747
This is too much.
I mean, even for you.

338
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,916
Enjoy the rest
of your weekend, boys.

339
00:17:30,50 --> 00:17:31,751
Because come Monday...

340
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:44,464
Separate classes.
Our friendship's over.

341
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,99
I'll never see you again
in my life!

342
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,901
Hey, hey. Calm down.

343
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,336
It's not the end of the world.

344
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,637
We'll still be best friends.

345
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,106
Just way down the hall
from each other.

346
00:17:55,8 --> 00:17:57,277
What am I talking about?
This is bad.

347
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,346
Long distance relationships
never work!

348
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,582
This is just the beginning.

349
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,418
Imagine the future.

350
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,256
Friends separated...

351
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:13,993
promising each other
they'll remain besties.

352
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,536
But within months,

353
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,939
we'll be awkwardly bumping
into each other at the mall.

354
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,474
Hey, George.

355
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,309
Hey. Do I know you?

356
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,211
You'll have a weird haircut.

357
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,546
I'll be wearing
a suit for some reason.

358
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:34,814
And before we know it,

359
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,816
separate classes
will lead to separate lives...

360
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,918
which inevitably
leads to robots.

361
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,821
What? Why are there robots
at the mall?

362
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,391
Because this is the future!
The future always has robots.

363
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,26
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

364
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,61
Why are the robots
shooting other robots?

365
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,596
Aren't they
supposed to be friends?

366
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,697
I don't know!

367
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:51,965
I'm the artist,
you're the writer.

368
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,233
That's why we need each other.

369
00:19:00,73 --> 00:19:01,341
Help! Fire!

370
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,649
Okay, you're right.
No, you are right.

371
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,584
I mean, if we get put
in separate classes,

372
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,386
it's the end of the world
as we know it.

373
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,688
What are we gonna do?

374
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,690
Oh, I'll tell you
what we're gonna do.

375
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,859
First thing Monday morning,
we're getting that turtle.

376
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:28,535
Edith!

377
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,236
Oh, is this a bad time?

378
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,39
I did not mean to interrupt
the copying process.

379
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,174
I'll go.

380
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,408
Yes, go! Please go.

381
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,644
No, no. I'm just finishing up.

382
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,382
What brings you around here?

383
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,719
I just made
this tuna casserole...

384
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,388
and I noticed
it had your name on it...

385
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,857
In jalapeño peppers.

386
00:19:51,57 --> 00:19:52,258
Mmm...

387
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,527
It smells spicy.

388
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,229
Yep. Mmm-hmm.

389
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,531
That's 'cause it's been
dry-aged for a week.

390
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,100
I don't know what that means,

391
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,701
but it sounds
very time-consuming.

392
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,236
It took a week.

393
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,905
Eww. They like each other.

394
00:20:06,72 --> 00:20:07,907
Oh, no, George.
I think it's much worse.

395
00:20:08,74 --> 00:20:09,776
They like-like each other.

396
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:11,11
What are you talking about?

397
00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:12,812
Adults don't
like-like other adults.

398
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,581
Well, you probably haven't
seen it at your home

399
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:15,849
since your parents are married.

400
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,585
In my studies, like-liking
seems to end with marriage.

401
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,21
Well, I should probably gel
back to running the school.

402
00:20:21,54 --> 00:20:22,856
You know,
it's not gonna run itself.

403
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,625
But...

404
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:31,131
Oh, Edith. Get your head
out of the clouds.

405
00:20:32,98 --> 00:20:35,335
Wait, Edith! You never gave me
the tuna casserole.

406
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,937
I think he forgot the turtle.

407
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,339
Go, go, go-

408
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,941
That's important.

409
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,677
Great. What now?

410
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,450
Hello.
If you would like the chance

411
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,419
to win one billion dollars...
Ooh.

412
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,354
Please hold for
one of our representatives.

413
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,337
It's gotta be in here somewhere.

414
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,305
Ugh.

415
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,776
Whoa!
What?

416
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,145
Everything Krupp
ever confiscated from us.

417
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,980
Look at all that stuff.

418
00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:22,916
Oh, dear old whoopee cushion.

419
00:21:23,49 --> 00:21:24,818
You will sing once again.

420
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,823
Oh, my
Super Duper Soaking Machine!

421
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,525
MY hypno-ring!

422
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,728
I never even got to take it
out of the wrapper.

423
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,763
Wow.

424
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:37,831
Look at this.

425
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,499
He's got every issue
of Captain Underpants

426
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:40,600
we've ever created.

427
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:41,735
You think he reads them?

428
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,103
I was kinda hoping
that we appealed

429
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,871
to a slightly
cooler demographic.

430
00:21:46,72 --> 00:21:49,275
Well, if it isn't George Beard
and Harold Hutchins.

431
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,411
To what do I owe the pleasure?

432
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,346
Is it perhaps this?

433
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,581
Oh, no.

434
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:55,915
Nice try.

435
00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:58,18
Turtle and I have grown
quite attached.

436
00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:59,819
We're inseparable, actually.

437
00:22:00,20 --> 00:22:01,521
I carry him wherever I go.

438
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,957
Including the shower!

439
00:22:05,859 --> 00:22:07,227
Oh.
Poor 'name.

440
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,198
Oh, what's this?

441
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,167
Why, it's the paperwork

442
00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:16,169
to separate you two.

443
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,570
It's really incredible.

444
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:21,174
I can actually see
the end of your friendship.

445
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:23,710
And it ends right here.

446
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,845
On this dotted line.

447
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,81
George, do something.

448
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,283
Put the pen down, Mr. Krupp...

449
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:31,785
or we'll hypnotize you.

450
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:32,952
What?
What?

451
00:22:33,86 --> 00:22:34,254
You said do something.

452
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,455
What is that?

453
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:39,259
Forged from the molten
plastic of Shandong, China.

454
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,895
In the lowest floor
of the darkest basement

455
00:22:42,62 --> 00:22:45,65
where only toy prizes
dare be made...

456
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,67
exists the most powerful item...

457
00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:50,637
ever to be found in a box
of Frosted Sugar Doodles.

458
00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:53,206
The hypno-ring.

459
00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:54,908
Hypnotize me?

460
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,776
With that piece of plastic junk?

461
00:22:58,44 --> 00:22:59,145
Does that really work?

462
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:01,281
What do you think?
I got it out of a cereal box.

463
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:02,515
I'm warning you.

464
00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:03,717
If you don't do what we say,

465
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:04,984
you're gonna get really sleepy.

466
00:23:05,85 --> 00:23:07,654
Oh, will I?
I'll get sleepy?

467
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,456
With that thing pointing at me'?

468
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,257
It's not making me sleepy.

469
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,995
I'm not gonna get sleepy from...

470
00:23:16,196 --> 00:23:17,197
Whoa!

471
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,635
What kind of
plastic hokum is this?

472
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:23,903
Whoa!

473
00:23:24,104 --> 00:23:25,271
What's happening?
I don't know.

474
00:23:25,305 --> 00:23:26,940
Why are we floating?

475
00:23:41,87 --> 00:23:42,422
What was that?

476
00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:43,690
I don't know.

477
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,425
I honestly didn't think
that would happen.

478
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:53,466
Gotcha. You're safe now,
little turtle.

479
00:23:55,969 --> 00:23:57,303
When I snap my fingers,

480
00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:59,139
you will obey our every command.

481
00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:00,640
Wait. How do you know this?

482
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:01,908
I don't know.
I just say the first thing

483
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,610
that comes to my mind
with great authority.

484
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,779
You are now a chicken.

485
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:17,824
N worked!

486
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:19,526
He's a chicken.

487
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:20,994
Okay, let me try. Let me try.

488
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,63
You're a monkey.

489
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,970
Oh! Look at him,
he's a monkey!

490
00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:39,813
Come on.

491
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:40,980
You are now

492
00:24:41,114 --> 00:24:43,983
the greatest superhero
of all time...

493
00:24:44,184 --> 00:24:46,786
the amazing Captain Underpants!

494
00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:04,304
Tra-la-laaaaa!

495
00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:09,175
Captain Underpants?
Is that really you?

496
00:25:09,743 --> 00:25:10,944
Let's see.

497
00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:12,879
Underpants, check.

498
00:25:13,13 --> 00:25:15,215
Captain, also check.

499
00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:18,618
I'm pretty sure
I'm Captain Underpants.

500
00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:21,888
It worked!

501
00:25:23,156 --> 00:25:25,725
Which must make you
my trusty sidekicks!

502
00:25:26,92 --> 00:25:27,93
Sidekicks?

503
00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:30,897
Fear not, this planet is safe
under my watchful eye.

504
00:25:31,64 --> 00:25:32,699
This is hilarious!
This is amazing!

505
00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:34,234
Let's see what's afoot.

506
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:36,369
Wait, no!

507
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,73
Well, that was invigorating.

508
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,741
We gotta stop him.
Why?

509
00:25:43,9 --> 00:25:44,10
Huzzah!

510
00:25:44,44 --> 00:25:45,45
Out of the road, bozo!

511
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,946
Why, thank you, vehicle person!

512
00:25:47,147 --> 00:25:48,181
Ow!

513
00:25:48,248 --> 00:25:49,783
Yeah, we should
probably go get him.

514
00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:53,553
Captain Underpants, wait!

515
00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:58,958
Oh!
Ha-ha!

516
00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:00,326
What is this?

517
00:26:01,61 --> 00:26:02,796
Poor soul. You're trapped

518
00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:05,732
in some sort of
invisible box-like prison.

519
00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:08,335
What's that? I can't hear you.

520
00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:10,170
But I see your tears.

521
00:26:10,337 --> 00:26:12,405
Is it okay
that I'm kinda loving this?

522
00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:14,407
Yes and no. But mostly yes.

523
00:26:15,275 --> 00:26:17,277
Fear not
for I will set you free!

524
00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:18,345
Ow!
Ooh!

525
00:26:18,445 --> 00:26:19,579
What is wrong with you?

526
00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:21,414
Ah, that's better.
I can hear you now.

527
00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:23,316
Sorry, sorry. We're so sorry.

528
00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:24,484
Okay, listen, let's not be

529
00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:25,919
punching people,
though, because...

530
00:26:25,952 --> 00:26:27,287
Hold n.

531
00:26:28,188 --> 00:26:29,622
Here, let me help.
Oh!

532
00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:31,624
You're welcome, madam.

533
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,126
You know,
we should probably get you

534
00:26:33,126 --> 00:26:34,761
back to the school
before anything else...

535
00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:35,795
Halt!
What?

536
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,630
Do you sense that?
No.

537
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:38,832
Well, of course you don't.

538
00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,467
You're not a superhero like me.

539
00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,869
Come, sidekicks.
Evil lurks within!

540
00:26:43,36 --> 00:26:44,37
Oh, no!

541
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:47,974
Where'd he go now?

542
00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:50,243
To the sky!

543
00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:01,554
You'd think a guy like him
would be easy to find.

544
00:27:01,588 --> 00:27:02,589
Found him.

545
00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:05,225
Stand down,
you giant ape monster!

546
00:27:05,392 --> 00:27:08,28
Giant ape monster?
What is he talking...

547
00:27:08,595 --> 00:27:11,965
Your days of terrifying
this town are over!

548
00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:13,900
Mr. Krupp!
I mean, Captain Underpants!

549
00:27:14,67 --> 00:27:16,503
You can't actually fly!

550
00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:18,571
Now I take to the sky...

551
00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:19,873
like an ostrich!

552
00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,378
I gotcha!

553
00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:30,884
We gotta do something.

554
00:27:31,51 --> 00:27:32,352
I've got an idea.

555
00:27:34,187 --> 00:27:35,689
Morning.
Morning.

556
00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,759
Oh, that is a lot of ons.

557
00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:45,31
Take that! Ah, cheap shot!

558
00:27:45,365 --> 00:27:47,200
Ow! Right in the er!

559
00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:49,736
No!

560
00:27:53,6 --> 00:27:54,7
Oh, hi, guys!

561
00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:55,241
Wait! No!

562
00:27:55,575 --> 00:27:56,643
Follow that gorilla!

563
00:27:58,712 --> 00:28:00,547
Oh, you put up a good fight!

564
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:06,619
Yeah! You are so good
at operating a crane, Harold.

565
00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,555
I know!
It's really not that hard.

566
00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:10,423
Rest assured,

567
00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:12,125
citizens of
this marvelous metropolis...

568
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,894
I will rid you of this menace
any moment now!

569
00:28:15,95 --> 00:28:17,897
Come on. Oh, come on,
come on, come on.

570
00:28:18,64 --> 00:28:19,265
Victory!

571
00:28:19,432 --> 00:28:20,700
Yes!
Bravo!

572
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,135
Oh, no, no, no!

573
00:28:26,106 --> 00:28:29,409
Let that be a lesson
to evildoers everywhere.

574
00:28:29,609 --> 00:28:32,746
Never underestimate the power
of underwear!

575
00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:34,647
Who the heck are you?

576
00:28:34,748 --> 00:28:35,749
What the...

577
00:28:41,54 --> 00:28:43,757
Wow! I can't believe
we found a spot.

578
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:46,292
Oh, goodness.
Grandpa, you did it again.

579
00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:47,894
He's a sleepwalker.

580
00:28:48,61 --> 00:28:50,130
Come on, pap pap,
let's get you back into bed.

581
00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:51,998
But what about all the other
evil villains?

582
00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:53,400
Well, don't worry about that.

583
00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:55,101
There's no more
evil villains around here.

584
00:28:57,137 --> 00:29:00,106
A science teacher, hmm?

585
00:29:00,273 --> 00:29:02,275
The perfect cover.

586
00:29:08,782 --> 00:29:12,85
Chums! What
an astounding headquarters.

587
00:29:12,252 --> 00:29:14,154
Stuffed full of relics...

588
00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:17,524
all celebrating
my interplanetary exploits!

589
00:29:17,657 --> 00:29:19,259
Oh, this takes me back.

590
00:29:19,693 --> 00:29:21,661
What are we gonna do?
He can't just stay here.

591
00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:23,329
We have to turn him back
into Krupp.

592
00:29:23,496 --> 00:29:25,65
I know,
but can we just take a moment

593
00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:26,866
to acknowledge
what's happening here please?

594
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:30,837
I mean, Captain Underpants is
hanging out in our tree house!

595
00:29:31,471 --> 00:29:33,340
Look at the cute little turtle.

596
00:29:33,473 --> 00:29:35,175
Oh, he's so adorable.

597
00:29:37,711 --> 00:29:39,346
Well, a hero's work
is never done.

598
00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,614
Now it is time to fly again!

599
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,49
No, no, no, no!

600
00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:45,885
Where am I?

601
00:29:46,52 --> 00:29:47,354
Where are my pants?

602
00:29:47,487 --> 00:29:48,555
Oh, no! He's Krupp again.

603
00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:50,23
Ah!

604
00:29:50,323 --> 00:29:51,991
Tra-la-laaa!

605
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:54,227
That's it! Now we know
what turns him hack and forth.

606
00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:55,462
Turns who what?

607
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:56,996
Why am I soaking wet?

608
00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:58,298
Cool.
Hey.

609
00:29:58,498 --> 00:30:00,133
Tra-la-laaa!

610
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:02,202
Harold!
Tra-Ia...

611
00:30:02,335 --> 00:30:04,70
George!
Laaa!

612
00:30:04,204 --> 00:30:05,372
We should probably stop.

613
00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:06,673
Yeah, we probably should.

614
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:08,675
Stop doing this!
Tra-la...

615
00:30:08,742 --> 00:30:10,377
I am Captain...

616
00:30:10,710 --> 00:30:11,845
What are you doing?

617
00:30:11,845 --> 00:30:12,846
Hello? Well, hello!

618
00:30:13,13 --> 00:30:14,814
What's happening?
Fear not!

619
00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:16,649
Didn't know I could do this.
Hey, sidekicks!

620
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,84
Tra! Hey! Heyo!

621
00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:22,255
Tra-la-laaa!

622
00:30:25,25 --> 00:30:26,393
Okay, this is the street.

623
00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:28,928
Come on, come on.
We're almost there.

624
00:30:31,731 --> 00:30:33,199
Evening.
Evening.

625
00:30:34,34 --> 00:30:36,403
Drop it. No, get off. Gimme!
That's a bad dog.

626
00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:45,211
We made it.

627
00:30:46,12 --> 00:30:47,13
Yeesh.

628
00:30:48,181 --> 00:30:50,250
I wonder
what horrors lie inside.

629
00:30:50,417 --> 00:30:52,252
There's probably
wild dogs in there.

630
00:30:52,419 --> 00:30:53,820
Probably torture implements.

631
00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:54,854
Rabid rats.

632
00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:56,22
Brains in jars.

633
00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:57,724
Jars of plucked-out eyeballs.

634
00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,592
Bones of former students.

635
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:07,967
Why'd you scream?

636
00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:09,903
I just assumed
there'd be something scary...

637
00:31:10,470 --> 00:31:11,971
but it's actually
a really nice place.

638
00:31:18,578 --> 00:31:19,946
We probably
shouldn't snoop around.

639
00:31:20,113 --> 00:31:21,948
Yeah. Definitely not.

640
00:31:24,451 --> 00:31:25,452
Come on.

641
00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:30,223
Huh.

642
00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:32,892
Hmm.

643
00:31:34,427 --> 00:31:36,262
Not So Cheery O's?

644
00:31:36,596 --> 00:31:38,431
This guy's bumming me out.

645
00:31:45,939 --> 00:31:48,174
I gotta say, this has
not been the funnest snoop.

646
00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:51,478
Yeah, no, totally.
Really sad snoop.

647
00:31:51,611 --> 00:31:53,413
Kinda regretting it, actually.

648
00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:04,991
I sure hope we don't ever
end up like him.

649
00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:06,626
All alone.

650
00:32:07,794 --> 00:32:09,896
It's impossible.
That would never happen.

651
00:32:09,963 --> 00:32:11,965
Yeah, yeah.
That'll never happen.

652
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:15,802
Unless he puts us
in separate classes.

653
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:19,539
Which will never happen.

654
00:32:20,473 --> 00:32:23,543
It'll never happen.
'Cause we control him now.

655
00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:25,345
And if ever gives us
any trouble again,

656
00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:27,147
all we gotta do
is snap our fingers...

657
00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:28,715
and "Tra-la-laa!"

658
00:32:28,915 --> 00:32:31,351
All of our problems go away.

659
00:32:40,694 --> 00:32:42,295
Oh, yeah

660
00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:52,839
Beautiful

661
00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:59,979
Even more beautiful

662
00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:04,984
Hey, Tommy. What's going on?

663
00:33:05,51 --> 00:33:06,52
Hey, guys-

664
00:33:06,353 --> 00:33:08,188
Whoa! Cool shirts!

665
00:33:09,389 --> 00:33:11,24
What are you two doing together?

666
00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:13,59
I separated you.

667
00:33:14,27 --> 00:33:15,28
No, you didn't.

668
00:33:15,61 --> 00:33:16,229
What are you talking about?

669
00:33:16,396 --> 00:33:18,698
I signed the paperwork. See?

670
00:33:18,765 --> 00:33:19,766
I don't see a signature.

671
00:33:19,866 --> 00:33:21,0
Harold, do you see a signature?

672
00:33:21,34 --> 00:33:22,502
Not a thing.

673
00:33:22,702 --> 00:33:25,71
I actually can't see a thing.
These sunglasses are too dark.

674
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:27,574
What? I could have sworn
I signed that thing.

675
00:33:27,741 --> 00:33:30,110
No matter. There!

676
00:33:30,243 --> 00:33:31,878
Officially separated.

677
00:33:32,12 --> 00:33:33,613
Forever.

678
00:33:35,615 --> 00:33:38,551
What? Give me that.
Tra-la-laaa!

679
00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:40,253
See? Problem solved.

680
00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:42,288
Ooh!

681
00:33:44,24 --> 00:33:45,692
Greetings, citizens!

682
00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:46,860
Quick, in here.

683
00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:51,331
Okay, you know what?

684
00:33:51,431 --> 00:33:52,899
These shirts were way premature.

685
00:33:53,66 --> 00:33:54,401
Definitely. Come on.

686
00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:55,669
Let's turn him back into Krupp.

687
00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:57,771
We can't. He'll separate us,
remember?

688
00:33:58,204 --> 00:33:59,339
Yeah, well, we can't have him

689
00:33:59,372 --> 00:34:00,840
wandering around
looking like that.

690
00:34:01,74 --> 00:34:03,143
A triangle!

691
00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:05,512
It dings!

692
00:34:19,426 --> 00:34:22,28
Ah! Principal Krupp,
you caught us again.

693
00:34:23,263 --> 00:34:24,898
You better take us
to your office

694
00:34:25,31 --> 00:34:26,866
for a good old talking-to.

695
00:34:27,434 --> 00:34:29,135
Right? Principal Krupp?

696
00:34:29,302 --> 00:34:30,603
Principal who?

697
00:34:30,603 --> 00:34:32,138
Captain Underpants,
get out here.

698
00:34:33,306 --> 00:34:34,307
Sidekicks...

699
00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:35,475
are you sure

700
00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:37,310
my secret identity
requires these...

701
00:34:37,944 --> 00:34:40,613
restricting,
uncomfortable clothes?

702
00:34:40,814 --> 00:34:41,815
Yes, positive.

703
00:34:41,981 --> 00:34:44,784
100% positive.
Now act like a principal.

704
00:34:44,951 --> 00:34:45,985
Oh, right.

705
00:34:46,419 --> 00:34:47,620
How does a principal act?

706
00:34:47,754 --> 00:34:48,755
Mean!

707
00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:49,823
Okey-doke.

708
00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:54,794
I'm a principal!

709
00:34:55,295 --> 00:34:56,296
Oh, yeah. That's great.

710
00:34:56,930 --> 00:34:58,465
Come on. We're almost there.

711
00:35:00,133 --> 00:35:02,102
Oh, hello. Surprise.

712
00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:04,304
It's Edith.

713
00:35:04,471 --> 00:35:06,473
Did you like my tuna casserole?

714
00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:08,942
I cannot lie.

715
00:35:09,142 --> 00:35:11,678
I don't recall
having your tuna casserole.

716
00:35:11,811 --> 00:35:13,613
What? Oh.

717
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,181
But if your casserole is

718
00:35:15,315 --> 00:35:18,518
as striking
as your one blue eye...

719
00:35:18,985 --> 00:35:21,621
Oh, I didn't think you noticed.

720
00:35:22,22 --> 00:35:23,23
Oh, my.

721
00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:26,192
Two blue eyes.

722
00:35:27,327 --> 00:35:29,162
Ooh!

723
00:35:29,963 --> 00:35:31,664
Principal Krupp.
It's time to go.

724
00:35:31,831 --> 00:35:32,966
Gotta wrap it up.

725
00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:34,300
Very well then.

726
00:35:34,501 --> 00:35:35,669
Up, up, and...

727
00:35:35,835 --> 00:35:37,837
And this way, sir.

728
00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:40,974
Ooh! Flirt alert.

729
00:35:41,141 --> 00:35:42,509
A-ha!

730
00:35:43,710 --> 00:35:45,111
Wow, she's still on hold.

731
00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:48,515
Phew! We made it.

732
00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:50,383
Well, hello, citizen.
What?

733
00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:51,584
Oh, and hello to you, too.

734
00:35:51,685 --> 00:35:53,687
I was just, like,
admiring the view...

735
00:35:53,853 --> 00:35:55,522
from your broken window.

736
00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:57,390
It's in the shape of a man.

737
00:35:57,524 --> 00:35:58,758
Anyway, lam here to interview

738
00:35:58,858 --> 00:36:00,393
for the science teacher
position.

739
00:36:00,527 --> 00:36:01,895
Perfect. I'm disguised

740
00:36:02,28 --> 00:36:03,463
as an elementary
school principal.

741
00:36:04,664 --> 00:36:06,199
Guys, I totally got this.

742
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:07,867
Don't worry one bit.

743
00:36:11,905 --> 00:36:14,341
Now, where did I put
that resume?

744
00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:15,709
No, not that. Oh, this thing.

745
00:36:16,710 --> 00:36:17,711
This one's fun.

746
00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:19,79
Ooh!
Heads up.

747
00:36:19,179 --> 00:36:20,680
That one's gonna leave a mark.

748
00:36:20,814 --> 00:36:22,182
I've been looking for that.

749
00:36:22,382 --> 00:36:23,383
Oh, not that.

750
00:36:24,984 --> 00:36:26,52
Ah-ha! Here we go.

751
00:36:28,221 --> 00:36:31,358
Hmm. Says here
you're a science teacher?

752
00:36:31,491 --> 00:36:32,692
Not exactly.

753
00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:34,861
But you have
teaching experience?

754
00:36:35,61 --> 00:36:36,396
Oh, no, I can't say that I do.

755
00:36:36,830 --> 00:36:38,665
Not even, like, babysitting?

756
00:36:38,832 --> 00:36:40,66
I would never sit on a baby.

757
00:36:40,233 --> 00:36:41,234
Camp counselor?

758
00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:42,669
Never was a camp counselor.

759
00:36:42,869 --> 00:36:44,337
Although
I did receive counseling...

760
00:36:44,504 --> 00:36:47,741
for some trauma I experienced
as a child.

761
00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:50,744
I'm getting a really good vibe
about you.

762
00:36:50,910 --> 00:36:52,879
Now hold on.
Let me see that resume.

763
00:36:53,13 --> 00:36:55,215
It says here that you were
a genius inventor?

764
00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:56,583
Mad...

765
00:36:56,950 --> 00:37:00,253
genius inventor.
But yes.

766
00:37:00,453 --> 00:37:02,389
And then for
the last few years...

767
00:37:02,555 --> 00:37:04,224
you've "been in
a very dark place"...

768
00:37:04,424 --> 00:37:05,625
and your title was...

769
00:37:05,792 --> 00:37:07,694
"Revenge Seeker?"

770
00:37:07,861 --> 00:37:09,229
"Revenge at all costs...

771
00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:10,397
"Die! Die!"

772
00:37:10,530 --> 00:37:11,531
Am I reading this right?

773
00:37:11,698 --> 00:37:13,767
Yeah, that's basically
what I've been up to...

774
00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:15,702
so here I am!

775
00:37:15,869 --> 00:37:17,37
Applying for a job in

776
00:37:17,103 --> 00:37:19,572
the thriving
public school system...

777
00:37:19,739 --> 00:37:22,942
with all of
its amazing resources.

778
00:37:23,543 --> 00:37:26,312
But honestly,
kids are so understanding.

779
00:37:26,446 --> 00:37:28,48
So innocent.

780
00:37:28,214 --> 00:37:31,217
Their smiles brighten my heart
and fill me with...

781
00:37:31,384 --> 00:37:34,287
a joy-adjacent feeling.

782
00:37:34,454 --> 00:37:36,790
As long
as they are controlled...

783
00:37:36,923 --> 00:37:39,759
and do not laugh
nor smile nor play nor laugh.

784
00:37:39,893 --> 00:37:41,461
Children must never laugh!

785
00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:44,97
Well, you seem terrific!

786
00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:45,432
You're hired!

787
00:37:45,565 --> 00:37:47,133
What?
Excellent.

788
00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:49,302
Oh, by the way,
going to need Fridays off...

789
00:37:49,469 --> 00:37:51,338
and every other Tuesday
through Thursday...

790
00:37:51,504 --> 00:37:52,772
for my evil experiments.

791
00:37:52,939 --> 00:37:55,608
Hope that's not a problem.
Okay, bye-bye!

792
00:37:57,243 --> 00:37:58,345
Oh, this is bad.

793
00:37:58,511 --> 00:38:00,780
We just hired a maniac
for a science teacher!

794
00:38:00,947 --> 00:38:03,316
Uh, yeah. We gotta fix this
before Krupp finds out.

795
00:38:03,783 --> 00:38:05,585
Sounds like a job
for Captain Underpants.

796
00:38:05,752 --> 00:38:07,987
No, no, no.
You need to stay here.

797
00:38:08,154 --> 00:38:09,656
Okay, you're
the principal, remember?

798
00:38:09,856 --> 00:38:12,158
Yeah, just sit there
and look angry for no reason.

799
00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:14,461
You got it. Grr...

800
00:38:19,966 --> 00:38:20,967
Ooh!

801
00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:23,636
That will be interesting
to put my eye up to.

802
00:38:24,4 --> 00:38:26,172
What?
How did I get here?

803
00:38:26,373 --> 00:38:27,607
Why is my face wet?

804
00:38:40,787 --> 00:38:41,988
Hiya, class.

805
00:38:42,155 --> 00:38:43,490
I'm your cool, new teacher.

806
00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:46,893
Not some scary guy
with a secret evil agenda.

807
00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:51,464
Anyway, I'm just going to dive
right in here.

808
00:38:51,631 --> 00:38:52,866
If there was one thing

809
00:38:52,966 --> 00:38:54,567
about this world
that you could change...

810
00:38:55,35 --> 00:38:56,36
what would it be?

811
00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:58,38
Ooh! Ooh! Peace on Earth.

812
00:38:58,171 --> 00:39:00,173
Unattainable. Anyone else?

813
00:39:01,7 --> 00:39:02,709
Pacific Ocean into chocolate.

814
00:39:02,876 --> 00:39:04,344
Atlantic into nacho cheese.

815
00:39:04,544 --> 00:39:05,912
Ifs like we're the same person

816
00:39:06,12 --> 00:39:07,180
and yet so, so different.

817
00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:09,15
I love it.

818
00:39:09,182 --> 00:39:10,817
But more importantly...

819
00:39:10,984 --> 00:39:14,387
if I had to change one thing
about the world...

820
00:39:14,554 --> 00:39:18,224
it would be to get rid of...

821
00:39:18,391 --> 00:39:19,392
laughter.

822
00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:23,96
Get rid of laughter?

823
00:39:23,263 --> 00:39:24,831
What kind of person
wants to do that?

824
00:39:24,931 --> 00:39:25,932
Oh, Oh! Ah! Ah! Sir, sir.

825
00:39:26,66 --> 00:39:27,67
Yes'?

826
00:39:27,133 --> 00:39:28,134
I love it.

827
00:39:28,234 --> 00:39:30,70
Oh, look at this.
We got a grade A suck-up.

828
00:39:30,203 --> 00:39:32,105
Good to know, good to know.

829
00:39:32,272 --> 00:39:33,273
Anyway.

830
00:39:34,741 --> 00:39:38,278
This is the brain
of an average child.

831
00:39:38,411 --> 00:39:39,479
Right here is

832
00:39:39,579 --> 00:39:41,548
the "thinking about candy"
lopalus.

833
00:39:41,715 --> 00:39:43,750
The "fear of
what's under the bed" lobe.

834
00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:46,419
This is the "only thing
I'll eat is pizza...

835
00:39:46,586 --> 00:39:49,255
"chicken nuggets,
or ered noodles" lobe.

836
00:39:49,456 --> 00:39:51,24
Right here is the

837
00:39:51,91 --> 00:39:52,926
"as soon as
someone else has a toy...

838
00:39:53,93 --> 00:39:55,562
"I want that toy" anterior lobe.

839
00:39:56,96 --> 00:39:57,430
And this...

840
00:39:58,231 --> 00:40:01,434
This is the
Hahaguffawchuckleamalus.

841
00:40:01,901 --> 00:40:03,970
This funny little purple part

842
00:40:04,104 --> 00:40:07,407
holds our entire capacity
for laughter.

843
00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:09,976
For years,
I've tried to shrink it

844
00:40:10,110 --> 00:40:12,78
or cut it out entirely...

845
00:40:13,947 --> 00:40:15,715
but frustratingly,

846
00:40:15,782 --> 00:40:18,785
our survival seems
dependent upon it.

847
00:40:19,786 --> 00:40:22,55
I don't like this. I mean,
I don't really understand it.

848
00:40:22,222 --> 00:40:23,490
But the stuff I am understanding

849
00:40:23,590 --> 00:40:24,791
seems genuinely bad to me.

850
00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:26,159
Yeah, same.

851
00:40:26,292 --> 00:40:29,229
Um... Excuse me, Professor P?

852
00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:31,264
Why are you trying to
get rid of laughter?

853
00:40:31,464 --> 00:40:32,799
Isn't laughter
the best medicine?

854
00:40:32,932 --> 00:40:36,436
Medicine is the best medicine!
So...

855
00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:37,737
Yeesh.

856
00:40:39,139 --> 00:40:40,140
What?

857
00:40:40,306 --> 00:40:41,341
What does the P stand for?

858
00:40:41,808 --> 00:40:42,809
Excuse me?

859
00:40:42,909 --> 00:40:45,145
The P. In your name.
What does it stand for?

860
00:40:45,311 --> 00:40:46,780
Oh, it's private.

861
00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:50,350
So that means your name is
Professor Privates?

862
00:40:53,453 --> 00:40:54,988
What's so funny?

863
00:40:55,155 --> 00:40:56,356
I don't get it.

864
00:40:57,824 --> 00:40:58,858
Principal's office, now!

865
00:40:58,992 --> 00:40:59,993
You too!

866
00:41:00,126 --> 00:41:01,261
Why him?

867
00:41:01,428 --> 00:41:03,863
Because your friendship
and shared sense of humor

868
00:41:03,963 --> 00:41:05,131
irritates me...

869
00:41:05,298 --> 00:41:07,500
and must be destroyed!

870
00:41:09,135 --> 00:41:11,204
We gotta do something about
that new science teacher.

871
00:41:11,304 --> 00:41:13,673
Yeah, it's like he's even more
of a villain than Krupp.

872
00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:15,542
I didn't even think
that was possible.

873
00:41:15,709 --> 00:41:17,210
Whoa! Whoa! Wait a second.
Tell me about it.

874
00:41:17,210 --> 00:41:18,878
What? Who do you think...

875
00:41:19,12 --> 00:41:20,847
Oh, okay. Maybe we could
fix this if we just...

876
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:22,549
Can you hear me?
No, that'll never work.

877
00:41:22,649 --> 00:41:24,484
I'm sitting right here.

878
00:41:24,617 --> 00:41:27,53
Wait, Professor P doesn't want
anybody to know his last name.

879
00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:28,288
Right?
Right!

880
00:41:28,455 --> 00:41:30,156
Who's Professor P?
Exactly!

881
00:41:30,290 --> 00:41:34,27
Where is the respect?
I am your principal!

882
00:41:34,894 --> 00:41:36,62
Wait, is he Krupp again?

883
00:41:36,229 --> 00:41:38,64
George!
Yup. Pretty sure he is.

884
00:41:38,164 --> 00:41:39,165
Harold!

885
00:41:39,265 --> 00:41:40,266
How'd that even happen?

886
00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:43,136
Tra-la-laaa!

887
00:41:43,303 --> 00:41:46,339
Greetings!
I need to get the...

888
00:41:46,539 --> 00:41:47,807
Sidekicks, what do I need again?

889
00:41:47,874 --> 00:41:50,143
The file
on the new science teacher.

890
00:41:50,210 --> 00:41:51,211
Oh, right, right.

891
00:41:51,311 --> 00:41:53,713
I need the bile
on the gooey fence creature.

892
00:41:53,847 --> 00:41:55,81
Science teacher.

893
00:41:55,215 --> 00:41:56,216
The dewy tense preacher?

894
00:41:57,650 --> 00:41:59,552
The dial on the...

895
00:41:59,686 --> 00:42:01,21
Oh, come on!

896
00:42:01,221 --> 00:42:03,189
Thank you, human woman!

897
00:42:03,823 --> 00:42:05,191
Sidekicks, explain to me

898
00:42:05,258 --> 00:42:07,60
the importance
of this secret file.

899
00:42:07,227 --> 00:42:08,595
There's a new
super villain in town

900
00:42:08,661 --> 00:42:10,296
and we're trying to
discover his weakness.

901
00:42:10,363 --> 00:42:11,364
Oh...

902
00:42:15,702 --> 00:42:17,537
"Poopypants."

903
00:42:18,772 --> 00:42:20,907
Hallelujah

904
00:42:21,74 --> 00:42:22,876
Hallelujah

905
00:42:23,9 --> 00:42:25,211
His name is Poopypants
We found his weakness

906
00:42:25,378 --> 00:42:27,380
Hallelujah

907
00:42:27,914 --> 00:42:31,251
He wants to rid the world

908
00:42:31,451 --> 00:42:33,787
Of laughter

909
00:42:33,953 --> 00:42:34,954
Forever

910
00:42:35,88 --> 00:42:36,89
And ever

911
00:42:36,256 --> 00:42:37,290
We will defeat him

912
00:42:37,457 --> 00:42:40,760
Hallelujah Hallelujah

913
00:42:42,429 --> 00:42:47,434
Poopypants

914
00:42:53,573 --> 00:42:55,108
Captain?
You forgetting something?

915
00:42:55,275 --> 00:42:57,610
Oh, look at that.
They came off again.

916
00:42:59,612 --> 00:43:00,814
Hey there, kiddo.

917
00:43:00,980 --> 00:43:02,549
First day for Professor P.

918
00:43:02,749 --> 00:43:04,651
Can you tell me where
the lunch is consumed?

919
00:43:06,453 --> 00:43:07,821
What's going on with your face?

920
00:43:07,987 --> 00:43:08,988
Are you choking?

921
00:43:09,155 --> 00:43:10,290
Do you need to sneeze?

922
00:43:11,725 --> 00:43:13,93
I see, I see.

923
00:43:13,259 --> 00:43:16,262
Got a case of
the giggles' huh? That's fun.

924
00:43:16,463 --> 00:43:19,65
Well, I've got
just the remedy for that.

925
00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:22,335
In the cage. Now!
Why?

926
00:43:22,502 --> 00:43:24,104
Because I hate
laughter and children...

927
00:43:24,304 --> 00:43:26,339
and I've got a cage
in a briefcase!

928
00:43:27,607 --> 00:43:30,143
Okay, well, have a nice day.

929
00:43:30,310 --> 00:43:32,145
Now what's for lunch?

930
00:43:37,617 --> 00:43:39,986
Excuse me, could you explain
to me why this is funny?

931
00:43:40,153 --> 00:43:41,988
You! Why is everyone laughing?

932
00:43:42,288 --> 00:43:45,825
Uh, you're asking
the wrong dude.

933
00:43:46,92 --> 00:43:50,30
"Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot of...

934
00:43:50,163 --> 00:43:52,32
"Professor Poem/pants."

935
00:43:56,36 --> 00:43:57,437
Oh, What's happening?

936
00:43:57,470 --> 00:43:59,172
I'm hyperventilating.

937
00:43:59,372 --> 00:44:00,540
Esteemed members

938
00:44:00,674 --> 00:44:02,709
of the Nobel Prize Committee...

939
00:44:02,876 --> 00:44:04,944
it is with great pride...

940
00:44:05,111 --> 00:44:06,780
that I present to you...

941
00:44:06,946 --> 00:44:10,650
the Sizerator 2000!

942
00:44:10,784 --> 00:44:11,851
- Oh.
- Ooh.

943
00:44:12,52 --> 00:44:14,988
Behold, we can smallify.

944
00:44:17,190 --> 00:44:19,626
No more traffic jams.

945
00:44:19,793 --> 00:44:22,28
And conversely, largify.

946
00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:29,302
Look at how big this hot dog is.

947
00:44:29,869 --> 00:44:33,573
Going to need a lot of mustard
for this frankfurter!

948
00:44:35,342 --> 00:44:38,912
The Nobel Peace Prize
in Inventing Stuff goes to...

949
00:44:39,312 --> 00:44:40,347
um,

950
00:44:40,413 --> 00:44:41,414
Professor...

951
00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:45,385
ls that really your name?

952
00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:47,654
It's not, like,
some kind of joke?

953
00:44:47,821 --> 00:44:49,723
No. It's not, like, a joke.

954
00:44:49,856 --> 00:44:52,692
Ifs a traditional name
in New Swissland.

955
00:44:53,393 --> 00:44:55,362
Am I pronouncing it right?

956
00:44:55,495 --> 00:44:57,430
Poopypants?

957
00:44:57,530 --> 00:45:00,600
More or less. Except
the emphasis is on the "poop."

958
00:45:02,268 --> 00:45:03,670
Why are you laughing?

959
00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:06,740
I've invented a shrinking
and enlarging ray!

960
00:45:06,906 --> 00:45:08,174
I should be famous!

961
00:45:08,341 --> 00:45:11,745
I should be dating models
twice my size...

962
00:45:11,911 --> 00:45:13,880
and doing the talk show circuit!

963
00:45:14,14 --> 00:45:16,416
I should be protecting
baby seals as a cause...

964
00:45:16,616 --> 00:45:19,185
that I say I care about,
but not really!

965
00:45:19,352 --> 00:45:21,421
This guy is too much!

966
00:45:25,725 --> 00:45:27,260
Stop! Stop laughing!

967
00:45:27,427 --> 00:45:28,461
No, stop it!
Okay.

968
00:45:28,862 --> 00:45:30,630
Phew! Oh...

969
00:45:30,730 --> 00:45:32,899
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

970
00:45:33,99 --> 00:45:34,601
Here. Take the award.

971
00:45:35,902 --> 00:45:38,705
It's really fun
to say Poopypants.

972
00:45:40,73 --> 00:45:42,942
You keep your stupid award!
I don't want it anymore.

973
00:45:43,76 --> 00:45:45,278
Oh, and one more thing...

974
00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:51,718
On behalf
of the Nobel Prize committee,

975
00:45:51,785 --> 00:45:53,386
please accept our apology.

976
00:45:53,553 --> 00:45:56,256
And could you change me
back now please?

977
00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:57,590
Why don't you go on and invent

978
00:45:57,624 --> 00:45:59,292
your own shrinking
and enlarging ray...

979
00:45:59,492 --> 00:46:01,728
if you think you're so smart?

980
00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:08,935
How much of that was out loud?

981
00:46:09,102 --> 00:46:11,638
Extra! Extra!
Get our latest issue!

982
00:46:11,771 --> 00:46:14,607
Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot

983
00:46:14,741 --> 00:46:16,743
of Professor Poopypants.

984
00:46:16,910 --> 00:46:18,478
Oh, no.

985
00:46:19,979 --> 00:46:22,515
There you are. I've been
looking all over for you.

986
00:46:23,149 --> 00:46:25,652
Hmm. How many A's
are there in "Tra-la-laaa?"

987
00:46:25,852 --> 00:46:27,821
What?
I'll just go with 11.

988
00:46:27,987 --> 00:46:29,956
Enjoying your
first day, professor?

989
00:46:30,90 --> 00:46:31,991
The complete opposite, actually.

990
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:34,461
Look at what these
little monsters have created!

991
00:46:35,195 --> 00:46:39,165
We must lock them up,
probably, like, forever!

992
00:46:39,332 --> 00:46:40,333
Hmm.

993
00:46:41,267 --> 00:46:42,635
Oh, my.

994
00:46:42,769 --> 00:46:44,104
This is not a comic.

995
00:46:44,671 --> 00:46:46,773
This is a history book.

996
00:46:46,873 --> 00:46:47,974
What?

997
00:46:48,108 --> 00:46:50,310
And as such, it should be
taught in every classroom.

998
00:46:50,443 --> 00:46:51,811
And you yourself
must teach it...

999
00:46:51,978 --> 00:46:55,15
because that is how good it is.

1000
00:46:55,215 --> 00:46:56,616
I don't understand.
I thought, like,

1001
00:46:56,649 --> 00:46:58,351
we'd be on the same page here.

1002
00:46:59,152 --> 00:47:01,354
What page is that?
I'm on page 9, here.

1003
00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:02,489
It's fantastic.

1004
00:47:02,655 --> 00:47:03,656
Look, look.

1005
00:47:03,823 --> 00:47:05,191
It's about
this evil science teacher...

1006
00:47:05,225 --> 00:47:07,227
who looks a lot like you,
by the way.

1007
00:47:07,394 --> 00:47:09,496
And he wanted to
rid the world of laughter...

1008
00:47:09,662 --> 00:47:11,231
but he couldn't figure out
how to do It.

1009
00:47:11,898 --> 00:47:14,100
Even worse, I! seemed like
everywhere he went,

1010
00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:16,136
people were having fun
and laughing.

1011
00:47:16,870 --> 00:47:18,872
It just was infuriating.

1012
00:47:19,205 --> 00:47:22,375
But then, he discovered
someone who wasn't.

1013
00:47:23,910 --> 00:47:25,311
Why is it funny?

1014
00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:28,81
Anti-Humor Boy!

1015
00:47:29,849 --> 00:47:31,818
And then the professor says,
"Very interesting."

1016
00:47:32,252 --> 00:47:33,687
That's my voice for him.

1017
00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:35,755
Wait, wait, wait. Gimme that.

1018
00:47:35,889 --> 00:47:38,24
That's no Anti-Humor Boy.

1019
00:47:38,224 --> 00:47:41,861
That's the suck up from class.

1020
00:47:42,696 --> 00:47:44,698
Very interesting.

1021
00:47:46,99 --> 00:47:48,68
You boys
don't even realize it...

1022
00:47:48,234 --> 00:47:50,937
but your silly comic book
just helped me figure out...

1023
00:47:51,104 --> 00:47:54,240
how to wipe out laughter
on the... Oof!

1024
00:47:54,407 --> 00:47:55,775
Out of the road, bozo!

1025
00:47:55,942 --> 00:47:57,143
Hey, watch where you're going!

1026
00:47:57,210 --> 00:47:58,912
You just hit
Professor Poopypants.

1027
00:47:59,45 --> 00:48:00,714
Poopypants?

1028
00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:02,382
That's not funny!
That's not funny!

1029
00:48:02,582 --> 00:48:04,351
Ever heard of the sidewalk?

1030
00:48:04,551 --> 00:48:07,687
Oh, if I had insurance,
you'd be in... Ow!

1031
00:48:08,388 --> 00:48:10,590
I'll admit that was surprising.

1032
00:48:10,790 --> 00:48:11,791
Wow.

1033
00:48:11,858 --> 00:48:13,893
That actually
worked out for once.

1034
00:48:14,60 --> 00:48:15,595
Good job, Captain Underpants.

1035
00:48:15,729 --> 00:48:17,430
At your service, sidekicks.

1036
00:48:17,564 --> 00:48:19,199
Now where was I?

1037
00:48:19,265 --> 00:48:21,568
We should probably
get back to class, huh?

1038
00:48:21,735 --> 00:48:23,570
Yeah, we probably should.

1039
00:48:25,939 --> 00:48:27,40
Excuse me. Pardon me.
If you could just...

1040
00:48:27,73 --> 00:48:28,108
Watch your feet.
Excuse me.

1041
00:48:28,141 --> 00:48:29,542
Sorry. Thank you.
Oh, hey, Todd.

1042
00:48:29,909 --> 00:48:31,544
Now, let me ask you something.

1043
00:48:31,711 --> 00:48:33,947
If you could
control your principal...

1044
00:48:34,114 --> 00:48:35,115
what would you do?

1045
00:48:35,248 --> 00:48:37,984
Shh.
It's starting. It's starting.

1046
00:49:29,135 --> 00:49:30,470
I just wanna make sure you apply

1047
00:49:30,503 --> 00:49:32,138
the extra credit
to next semester.

1048
00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:34,507
I won't be needing it
this semester, of course.

1049
00:49:34,674 --> 00:49:35,675
Oh, yeah. Sure, yeah.

1050
00:49:35,775 --> 00:49:37,43
Whatever floats
your boat, Melvin.

1051
00:49:37,43 --> 00:49:38,278
Excuse me?

1052
00:49:38,411 --> 00:49:40,113
Can I please get
an ice cream sandwich?

1053
00:49:40,313 --> 00:49:43,750
Yeah, scram, okay?
We're closed for Ebola.

1054
00:49:45,952 --> 00:49:47,754
Okay, just a quick check

1055
00:49:47,821 --> 00:49:49,422
to make sure
that we're connected.

1056
00:49:49,589 --> 00:49:51,424
Mmm-hmm. Okay.
We're sure that's safe?

1057
00:49:55,328 --> 00:49:58,198
And now,
some classic funny bloopers!

1058
00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:02,635
Ah. That's a good one.
Oh, this one's my favorite.

1059
00:50:03,269 --> 00:50:05,305
I'm sorry.
Why are you showing me this?

1060
00:50:05,405 --> 00:50:06,639
Ow.

1061
00:50:07,707 --> 00:50:09,42
Come on, that was funny!

1062
00:50:09,109 --> 00:50:11,277
That child walked
right into that rake.

1063
00:50:11,711 --> 00:50:14,347
I'm bored! What else is on?

1064
00:50:14,514 --> 00:50:18,151
Fascinating.
Computer, scan.

1065
00:50:18,351 --> 00:50:20,987
I don't believe it.

1066
00:50:21,187 --> 00:50:22,188
You know, I suspected

1067
00:50:22,222 --> 00:50:24,657
something smaller than normal,
but this...

1068
00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:26,993
This.
What? What is it?

1069
00:50:27,193 --> 00:50:30,397
I can't find it.
Your Hahaguffawchuckleamalus!

1070
00:50:30,697 --> 00:50:31,865
You don't have one!

1071
00:50:34,901 --> 00:50:36,503
I don't get it.
Exactly.

1072
00:50:36,670 --> 00:50:41,74
You have no sense of humor
like a chair or a supermodel.

1073
00:50:41,207 --> 00:50:44,844
Melvin, with your brain
and my brain together...

1074
00:50:45,11 --> 00:50:47,380
we can finally wipe out laughter

1075
00:50:47,447 --> 00:50:49,683
for once and for all!

1076
00:50:50,884 --> 00:50:54,387
So George and Harold
want a supervillain...

1077
00:50:54,754 --> 00:50:58,892
well, ask and ye shall receive!

1078
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:02,328
I hereby declare...

1079
00:51:02,495 --> 00:51:04,597
the Jerome Horwitz
art program...

1080
00:51:06,99 --> 00:51:07,734
reinstated!

1081
00:51:11,871 --> 00:51:12,939
Oh...

1082
00:51:13,6 --> 00:51:14,274
After you, sir.

1083
00:51:28,88 --> 00:51:29,789
Ooh, what if we...
I'm already on it.

1084
00:51:29,923 --> 00:51:31,424
Oh, this is gonna be epic!

1085
00:51:33,326 --> 00:51:35,195
Come on, Captain, draw!

1086
00:51:35,261 --> 00:51:37,464
Move your hand
in the shape of a person!

1087
00:51:37,630 --> 00:51:39,432
Why does it look like a chicken?

1088
00:51:39,566 --> 00:51:41,701
This whole visual
storytelling thing is hard!

1089
00:51:41,768 --> 00:51:42,769
Oh, that's good.

1090
00:51:42,869 --> 00:51:44,304
Here, these need words.

1091
00:51:44,604 --> 00:51:45,772
Hey, sidekicks...

1092
00:51:46,406 --> 00:51:47,774
why are we doing this again?

1093
00:51:47,941 --> 00:51:50,143
Well, we're making
school fun again.

1094
00:51:50,310 --> 00:51:52,445
You know, "free the children."

1095
00:51:52,612 --> 00:51:54,447
Hey, hey! What if we put
this panel right here?

1096
00:51:54,447 --> 00:51:55,448
Oh, yes! Yes, yes.

1097
00:51:55,582 --> 00:51:57,317
Ah, yes. Of course.

1098
00:51:57,617 --> 00:51:58,618
Fun.

1099
00:51:58,785 --> 00:51:59,819
On it!

1100
00:51:59,886 --> 00:52:00,887
Ha-ha!

1101
00:52:07,727 --> 00:52:08,728
Uh...

1102
00:52:08,928 --> 00:52:10,296
Where'd everybody go?

1103
00:52:16,302 --> 00:52:18,304
Where did this even come from?

1104
00:52:18,405 --> 00:52:19,406
Hey!

1105
00:52:19,506 --> 00:52:21,74
Oh, hey, sidekicks.
Glad you could join.

1106
00:52:21,141 --> 00:52:22,342
How did you even do this?

1107
00:52:22,409 --> 00:52:23,943
I thought you said
you were looking after the...

1108
00:52:23,977 --> 00:52:25,445
Oh, my goodness!
Is that a Ferris wheel?

1109
00:52:25,445 --> 00:52:26,813
Well, of course it is!

1110
00:52:26,913 --> 00:52:28,982
It came
with the carnival I ordered.

1111
00:52:30,450 --> 00:52:33,119
This cotton candy
makes me feel powerful!

1112
00:52:35,88 --> 00:52:36,623
Hey, uh,
where are all the teachers?

1113
00:52:36,790 --> 00:52:37,824
Detention.

1114
00:52:38,91 --> 00:52:40,293
They have a real
attitude problem.

1115
00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:42,495
Sure beats having Krupp around!

1116
00:52:42,662 --> 00:52:45,965
Oh, yeah. Krupp would totally
lose his mind if he saw this.

1117
00:52:46,132 --> 00:52:47,667
Step right up!

1118
00:52:47,834 --> 00:52:50,270
Who'll be the first
to dunk the principal?

1119
00:52:50,337 --> 00:52:51,338
No!

1120
00:52:52,472 --> 00:52:54,107
I'm drowning!

1121
00:52:55,709 --> 00:52:56,710
Tra-la...

1122
00:52:56,776 --> 00:52:58,311
All right, that's enough.
Recess is over.

1123
00:52:58,345 --> 00:52:59,379
Ah, come on!

1124
00:52:59,512 --> 00:53:00,513
Just one more ride!
Whoa!

1125
00:53:01,381 --> 00:53:03,183
Hey, watch it!
What is this, a carnival?

1126
00:53:03,350 --> 00:53:04,951
I hate carnivals!

1127
00:53:05,85 --> 00:53:07,220
Oh, this looks fun!
How do we play?

1128
00:53:08,288 --> 00:53:09,723
Hold your fire!

1129
00:53:11,224 --> 00:53:12,225
What is happening?

1130
00:53:12,392 --> 00:53:13,393
Who wants ice cream?

1131
00:53:13,526 --> 00:53:14,861
Ice cream!

1132
00:53:15,61 --> 00:53:17,97
What are we gonna do?
We can't keep this up forever.

1133
00:53:17,130 --> 00:53:19,132
We have to! We'll just
take shifts watching him.

1134
00:53:19,299 --> 00:53:20,633
I'll take today.
You take tonight.

1135
00:53:20,767 --> 00:53:22,35
Sugar!

1136
00:53:24,204 --> 00:53:25,205
Sugar!

1137
00:53:27,207 --> 00:53:29,209
Harold, I really
want some sugar.

1138
00:53:29,376 --> 00:53:30,677
Me too.

1139
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:33,747
We made the wrong choice!

1140
00:53:33,913 --> 00:53:35,749
This did not solve anything!

1141
00:53:35,915 --> 00:53:37,250
Hey, sidekicks!

1142
00:53:37,751 --> 00:53:39,219
Check this out!

1143
00:53:40,153 --> 00:53:42,22
Geronimo!

1144
00:53:42,188 --> 00:53:43,189
No!

1145
00:53:47,60 --> 00:53:48,428
This way!

1146
00:53:48,595 --> 00:53:50,430
Field trip, anyone?

1147
00:53:52,365 --> 00:53:53,500
No, no, no!

1148
00:53:54,234 --> 00:53:56,603
Nothing's more fun than fire!

1149
00:53:56,736 --> 00:53:58,271
Except being on...

1150
00:53:59,572 --> 00:54:00,940
Fire!

1151
00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:04,577
What is happening?

1152
00:54:05,945 --> 00:54:07,781
Tra-la-laaaa!

1153
00:54:13,253 --> 00:54:15,622
Now, this is
how you run a school!

1154
00:54:18,224 --> 00:54:20,93
Free the children!

1155
00:54:22,896 --> 00:54:23,897
Wait a minute.

1156
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:28,101
What the...

1157
00:54:29,936 --> 00:54:31,104
How did this...

1158
00:54:33,940 --> 00:54:35,442
I don't understand.

1159
00:54:35,909 --> 00:54:37,477
Help!
What the...

1160
00:54:39,713 --> 00:54:40,980
You...

1161
00:54:41,715 --> 00:54:43,450
You two.

1162
00:54:44,784 --> 00:54:46,453
Your friendship...

1163
00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:51,124
is no more.

1164
00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:34,334
What?

1165
00:55:39,673 --> 00:55:40,674
George!

1166
00:55:40,974 --> 00:55:42,42
Harold!

1167
00:55:43,309 --> 00:55:45,712
Harold! Come back!

1168
00:55:45,845 --> 00:55:49,15
George, I'm right here!
I'm right here!

1169
00:55:49,182 --> 00:55:52,485
Oh, no! No, no!
Don't leave me!

1170
00:55:52,652 --> 00:55:54,821
I won't! I won't, George!

1171
00:55:54,988 --> 00:55:55,989
Harold!

1172
00:55:56,22 --> 00:55:57,557
No, no! Wait, wait! Stop!

1173
00:55:57,691 --> 00:55:59,359
George!

1174
00:55:59,492 --> 00:56:01,327
George!

1175
00:56:22,582 --> 00:56:25,352
This thing is amazing,
Professor P.

1176
00:56:25,552 --> 00:56:26,586
You could probably solve

1177
00:56:26,686 --> 00:56:28,288
world hunger
with an invention like this.

1178
00:56:28,421 --> 00:56:31,157
Pass!
More importantly...

1179
00:56:31,424 --> 00:56:33,26
how do I look?

1180
00:56:33,193 --> 00:56:35,895
Just like you do in this comic!

1181
00:56:36,62 --> 00:56:38,64
Good! Now,
hands off the merchandise,

1182
00:56:38,164 --> 00:56:40,100
and go fetch
your little toilet, okay?

1183
00:56:41,434 --> 00:56:43,169
I call it "The Turbo..."

1184
00:56:43,336 --> 00:56:45,705
Yeah, yeah. Couple of
gold stars for you, kiddo.

1185
00:56:46,272 --> 00:56:50,276
Let the Poopageddon begin!

1186
00:56:53,213 --> 00:56:55,115
Whoo-ee!

1187
00:56:59,552 --> 00:57:02,422
What?
Oh, you've gotta be joking me!

1188
00:57:02,789 --> 00:57:06,860
Poopypants has no gas!
You can't write this stuff.

1189
00:57:07,861 --> 00:57:09,396
Where would a burgeoning villain

1190
00:57:09,462 --> 00:57:11,64
find unlimited power?

1191
00:57:11,231 --> 00:57:13,967
True power comes from within.

1192
00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:15,435
No, it doesn't, Melvin!

1193
00:57:15,568 --> 00:57:16,569
That's on stupid posters!

1194
00:57:16,603 --> 00:57:17,604
Okay.

1195
00:57:17,737 --> 00:57:19,773
It comes
from enormous energy sources!

1196
00:57:19,906 --> 00:57:21,141
A nuclear waste dump.

1197
00:57:21,307 --> 00:57:22,308
I see where you're going.

1198
00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:23,943
A poisonous chemical factory.

1199
00:57:24,144 --> 00:57:27,747
Or perhaps
a place even more toxic!

1200
00:57:31,51 --> 00:57:32,419
Whoo!
These leftovers got a kick.

1201
00:57:34,988 --> 00:57:37,257
Oh, it's a powerful smell.

1202
00:57:45,131 --> 00:57:47,801
Back in business, baby!

1203
00:57:48,301 --> 00:57:50,970
Memorize these elements...

1204
00:57:51,137 --> 00:57:53,273
Oxygen. Beryllium.

1205
00:57:53,473 --> 00:57:55,308
Boringillium.

1206
00:57:55,475 --> 00:57:56,976
Lameium.

1207
00:57:57,143 --> 00:57:58,411
Snoronium.

1208
00:58:08,755 --> 00:58:10,790
Excuse me, everybody,
there's a giant...

1209
00:58:10,990 --> 00:58:12,492
Do not interrupt
while I'm reading

1210
00:58:12,492 --> 00:58:14,160
monotone from my textbook!

1211
00:58:14,294 --> 00:58:16,363
But the toilet!

1212
00:58:16,496 --> 00:58:17,497
Ugh.

1213
00:58:17,664 --> 00:58:19,466
Just go.

1214
00:58:20,867 --> 00:58:21,868
Harold?

1215
00:58:22,702 --> 00:58:23,703
George?

1216
00:58:42,856 --> 00:58:44,691
Students and faculty

1217
00:58:44,824 --> 00:58:47,827
of Jerome Horwitz Elementary...

1218
00:58:48,228 --> 00:58:53,400
the world, as you know it,
is about to go extinct.

1219
00:58:53,533 --> 00:58:57,303
And a new world order
is about to rise!

1220
00:58:57,470 --> 00:58:58,972
One that is, you know, honestly

1221
00:58:59,72 --> 00:59:00,740
pretty similar
to the old world order...

1222
00:59:00,907 --> 00:59:04,210
except for one tiny detail...

1223
00:59:06,646 --> 00:59:07,747
Melvin?

1224
00:59:07,914 --> 00:59:09,549
Comin' atcha!

1225
00:59:09,716 --> 00:59:12,52
Powered by
Melvin's unique neurology...

1226
00:59:12,218 --> 00:59:16,389
I will successfully disable
the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus...

1227
00:59:16,556 --> 00:59:20,560
of every single child at
Jerome Horwitz Elementary.

1228
00:59:20,694 --> 00:59:24,431
For I, Professor Poopypants...

1229
00:59:26,266 --> 00:59:27,867
Yeah, it's a funny name.

1230
00:59:28,735 --> 00:59:31,905
It just makes you
laugh and laugh, right?

1231
00:59:34,574 --> 00:59:35,575
Get down!

1232
00:59:39,12 --> 00:59:41,114
Still give you the chuckles now?

1233
00:59:41,214 --> 00:59:42,649
Poopypants!

1234
00:59:42,849 --> 00:59:44,284
I don't get it.

1235
00:59:44,417 --> 00:59:45,485
Why is that funny?

1236
00:59:45,685 --> 00:59:46,686
Perfect!

1237
00:59:46,853 --> 00:59:49,789
Finally!
You're speaking my language!

1238
00:59:49,923 --> 00:59:51,391
Oh, no. This is bad.

1239
00:59:51,591 --> 00:59:52,692
This is seriously bad.

1240
00:59:52,792 --> 00:59:54,861
I mean,
a world without laughter?

1241
00:59:55,28 --> 00:59:56,663
George, if he destroys
our sense of humor,

1242
00:59:56,696 --> 00:59:57,764
he destroys us!

1243
00:59:57,931 --> 01:00:00,633
Imagine how boring
our comics will be.

1244
01:00:01,434 --> 01:00:03,236
Captain Underpants
and the Purchase

1245
01:00:03,303 --> 01:00:04,871
of the Sensible Beige Pants.

1246
01:00:05,5 --> 01:00:09,275
Captain Underpants
Eats All of His Falafel.

1247
01:00:09,409 --> 01:00:11,945
Captain Underpants
Watches Cement Dry.

1248
01:00:14,547 --> 01:00:15,949
And would the creators of

1249
01:00:15,982 --> 01:00:19,119
this absolutely
hilarious comic book...

1250
01:00:19,252 --> 01:00:22,455
please come out, come out,
wherever you are!

1251
01:00:22,622 --> 01:00:24,290
You're next.

1252
01:00:28,795 --> 01:00:30,463
Okay, we have to stop him.

1253
01:00:30,830 --> 01:00:32,465
We've gotta find a way
to unplug Melvin.

1254
01:00:32,665 --> 01:00:33,666
Yeah.

1255
01:00:33,967 --> 01:00:36,503
But how do we get to him
without Poopypants seeing us?

1256
01:00:38,738 --> 01:00:40,740
What are you two doing together?

1257
01:00:43,977 --> 01:00:45,578
Are you in there?

1258
01:00:45,779 --> 01:00:48,248
Oh...
Maybe you're hiding here.

1259
01:00:50,850 --> 01:00:52,919
Oh, sorry.
Are you stuck on hold?

1260
01:00:53,19 --> 01:00:54,20
Mmm-hmm.

1261
01:00:54,354 --> 01:00:56,489
Oh, totally hate
when that happens.

1262
01:00:56,656 --> 01:00:57,824
Well, good luck with that.

1263
01:00:58,24 --> 01:00:59,759
Now, where are
those two little...

1264
01:00:59,926 --> 01:01:02,28
Stand down, Poopypants!

1265
01:01:02,195 --> 01:01:03,329
What is happening?

1266
01:01:03,496 --> 01:01:05,31
I hope this works.

1267
01:01:05,165 --> 01:01:06,700
Tra-la-laaa!

1268
01:01:06,833 --> 01:01:07,934
Ow! Ow!

1269
01:01:09,302 --> 01:01:11,104
Keep standing down.
I'm just gonna be a second.

1270
01:01:11,137 --> 01:01:12,505
Ow.

1271
01:01:13,106 --> 01:01:15,108
I bet he thought
that was going to be cooler.

1272
01:01:15,275 --> 01:01:17,10
Oh, boy. Here goes nothing.

1273
01:01:17,143 --> 01:01:18,311
Ha-ha!

1274
01:01:18,511 --> 01:01:20,13
Prepare to be vanquished...

1275
01:01:20,180 --> 01:01:21,548
and justice to be served

1276
01:01:21,648 --> 01:01:24,317
on a piping hot
platter of freedom!

1277
01:01:24,451 --> 01:01:26,19
With a side order of liberty...

1278
01:01:26,186 --> 01:01:29,889
and a super-sized cup
filled with freedom also!

1279
01:01:30,23 --> 01:01:32,559
Impressive use
of fast-food analogies,

1280
01:01:32,659 --> 01:01:34,861
you giant baby with a cape on!

1281
01:01:35,61 --> 01:01:36,396
Let's do this.

1282
01:01:55,548 --> 01:01:57,550
Freeze! The following sequence
contains scenes...

1283
01:01:57,684 --> 01:01:59,52
that are so intense,
horrific, and violent...

1284
01:01:59,52 --> 01:02:00,53
And expensive.

1285
01:02:00,220 --> 01:02:02,389
That we can only show it
using a technology known as...

1286
01:02:02,422 --> 01:02:04,557
Flip-O-Rama!

1287
01:02:04,691 --> 01:02:05,825
Take it away, Harold.

1288
01:02:05,992 --> 01:02:07,460
Okay, first Professor Poopypants

1289
01:02:07,494 --> 01:02:08,661
gave Captain Underpants
the boot.

1290
01:02:08,695 --> 01:02:09,996
Foot! Foot! Ow!

1291
01:02:10,163 --> 01:02:11,798
Then he made
an Underpants sandwich.

1292
01:02:11,831 --> 01:02:13,166
Punch, punch! Punch, punch!

1293
01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:15,402
And then, they played
a friendly game of paddleball!

1294
01:02:15,435 --> 01:02:17,170
Oh, no!

1295
01:02:17,337 --> 01:02:18,338
Darn.

1296
01:02:18,405 --> 01:02:20,340
Okay, what's next?
Oh, yes!

1297
01:02:20,507 --> 01:02:23,343
Then, Poopypants summoned
an army of dolphins...

1298
01:02:23,510 --> 01:02:24,544
Wait, what?
Why are you always

1299
01:02:24,577 --> 01:02:25,845
sneaking dolphins
into the movie?

1300
01:02:25,845 --> 01:02:27,147
What do you have
against dolphins anyway?

1301
01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:28,481
I don't have nothing
against dolphins,

1302
01:02:28,515 --> 01:02:30,250
- it just didn't happen!
- Well, so what'?

1303
01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:32,919
We get to say what happened.
It's the Flip-O-Rama.

1304
01:02:33,53 --> 01:02:35,55
I like dolphins.
The dolphins are in.

1305
01:02:35,388 --> 01:02:37,157
Fine, all right.
Let's just keep going.

1306
01:02:37,190 --> 01:02:38,324
- You sure?
- Yep, positive.

1307
01:02:38,324 --> 01:02:39,325
Thank you.

1308
01:02:39,426 --> 01:02:41,761
- Anyway, Poopypants didn't realize it...
- Quiet five, quiet five.

1309
01:02:41,795 --> 01:02:44,64
But George and Harold's plan
was working out perfectly.

1310
01:02:44,230 --> 01:02:46,166
So, they
shot themselves to the top

1311
01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:47,634
of the Turbo Toilet 2000!

1312
01:02:47,767 --> 01:02:50,103
To keep things dramatic,
they didn't quite make it.

1313
01:02:50,303 --> 01:02:52,38
And then...
And then...

1314
01:02:52,272 --> 01:02:53,273
And then...

1315
01:02:53,306 --> 01:02:54,874
What happened
to the Flip-O-Rama?

1316
01:02:55,8 --> 01:02:56,142
I ran outta paper.

1317
01:03:00,13 --> 01:03:01,981
Hey, Melvin!
Take that thing off your head.

1318
01:03:02,148 --> 01:03:03,149
We gotta stop Poopypants!

1319
01:03:03,450 --> 01:03:04,984
Professor Poopypants!

1320
01:03:05,51 --> 01:03:07,287
George and Harold
are trying to stop you!

1321
01:03:08,621 --> 01:03:10,390
You are just so annoying!

1322
01:03:11,624 --> 01:03:14,527
So, you two
little numbskulls thought

1323
01:03:14,661 --> 01:03:15,729
you could distract me...

1324
01:03:15,895 --> 01:03:18,998
with this idiotic, naked man.
Am I right?

1325
01:03:19,132 --> 01:03:21,101
I'm not naked!

1326
01:03:21,267 --> 01:03:25,472
Any final words before this
whole revenge thing goes down?

1327
01:03:27,340 --> 01:03:28,775
Yeah, wait, wait. Listen.

1328
01:03:28,942 --> 01:03:31,344
We apologize
for making fun of your name.

1329
01:03:31,511 --> 01:03:33,813
I mean, that was just wrong.

1330
01:03:33,980 --> 01:03:37,817
Yeah, we're sorry.
The truth is. Professor P...

1331
01:03:37,984 --> 01:03:39,352
you have probably, like,

1332
01:03:39,419 --> 01:03:41,254
the greatest name
we've ever heard.

1333
01:03:41,821 --> 01:03:43,790
I mean, George, imagine
if we had names like that.

1334
01:03:43,990 --> 01:03:45,592
Oh, that would be so cool!

1335
01:03:45,725 --> 01:03:47,327
Okay, wait, let's do it.
Let's try it.

1336
01:03:47,794 --> 01:03:50,196
Oh, I would be
Fluffy Toiletnose.

1337
01:03:50,330 --> 01:03:54,134
Yeah! I would be
Sir Cheeseball Wafflefanny.

1338
01:03:54,300 --> 01:03:55,468
Yeah, sure. You're a knight.

1339
01:03:55,502 --> 01:03:56,503
This is so good!

1340
01:03:57,3 --> 01:03:58,4
I wanna change mine.

1341
01:03:58,171 --> 01:04:00,540
I'd be
cheeks von Stinkelsberg.

1342
01:04:02,709 --> 01:04:03,943
Stinkelsberg.

1343
01:04:04,544 --> 01:04:06,946
Yeah, those are all
really silly names,

1344
01:04:07,13 --> 01:04:08,348
but there's
nothing funny about...

1345
01:04:08,381 --> 01:04:11,117
Professor
Pee-Pee Diarrheastein

1346
01:04:11,184 --> 01:04:13,620
Poopypants Esquire!

1347
01:04:14,354 --> 01:04:18,24
Sir, are you saying
your full name is...

1348
01:04:18,224 --> 01:04:22,62
Pee-Pee Diarrheastein
Poopypants Esquire?

1349
01:04:22,128 --> 01:04:23,129
Uh-huh.

1350
01:04:26,232 --> 01:04:27,667
Stop it! Stop laughing!

1351
01:04:27,834 --> 01:04:29,636
Come on! Listen, your problem

1352
01:04:29,703 --> 01:04:31,338
isn't that people laugh at you.

1353
01:04:31,504 --> 01:04:33,873
Your problem is that
you can't laugh at yourself.

1354
01:04:34,7 --> 01:04:36,543
Oh, really, Oprah?
Is that my problem?

1355
01:04:36,743 --> 01:04:38,878
Well, your problem is this...

1356
01:04:46,753 --> 01:04:47,887
No!

1357
01:04:49,55 --> 01:04:51,591
Oh, I hope
you enjoyed your years

1358
01:04:51,658 --> 01:04:53,727
of laughter and merriment...

1359
01:04:53,893 --> 01:04:57,530
because they're about
to come to an end.

1360
01:05:01,434 --> 01:05:04,270
Do you find anything funny
about me now?

1361
01:05:05,71 --> 01:05:07,507
You mean, other than your name?

1362
01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:11,211
Yes! Other than that!

1363
01:05:12,412 --> 01:05:14,381
And your hair'?

1364
01:05:14,447 --> 01:05:15,448
What?

1365
01:05:15,548 --> 01:05:17,117
My hair's cool, I thought.

1366
01:05:17,250 --> 01:05:18,952
Are you kidding me?

1367
01:05:19,85 --> 01:05:21,921
That's almost as funny as
my hair back in kindygarten!

1368
01:05:22,55 --> 01:05:23,623
Remember that afro?

1369
01:05:24,858 --> 01:05:26,860
No!
No, this can't be happening!

1370
01:05:26,926 --> 01:05:28,928
Computer, activate brain scan.

1371
01:05:31,631 --> 01:05:34,401
Let's see. The frontal lobes
look big and healthy.

1372
01:05:34,534 --> 01:05:36,302
The Hahaguffawchuckleamalus

1373
01:05:36,369 --> 01:05:39,105
looks all shrimpy,
so, what gives?

1374
01:05:41,775 --> 01:05:42,776
It can't be!

1375
01:05:42,942 --> 01:05:45,78
Their Hahaguffawchuckleamaluses,

1376
01:05:45,145 --> 01:05:46,613
they're enormous!

1377
01:05:47,147 --> 01:05:48,281
I need more power.

1378
01:05:51,985 --> 01:05:54,220
Anything strike you
as funny now?

1379
01:05:54,387 --> 01:05:57,824
I'm sure
we can think of something!

1380
01:05:57,991 --> 01:06:01,294
George, I can't smile anymore.

1381
01:06:01,461 --> 01:06:03,96
No! Harold!

1382
01:06:07,133 --> 01:06:10,236
One down, undone to go.

1383
01:06:11,204 --> 01:06:12,439
Harold.

1384
01:06:18,44 --> 01:06:20,313
Harold. Harold,
can you hear me?

1385
01:06:20,747 --> 01:06:22,349
Harold!

1386
01:06:23,183 --> 01:06:24,818
George! George, is that you?

1387
01:06:24,984 --> 01:06:25,985
Right here, buddy.

1388
01:06:26,619 --> 01:06:28,421
What's happening?
We're shrinking!

1389
01:06:28,588 --> 01:06:29,989
Now, if we don't laugh
at something soon,

1390
01:06:30,23 --> 01:06:31,191
we may never laugh again.

1391
01:06:31,324 --> 01:06:33,460
Oh, no! What do we do?
What do we do? What do we do?

1392
01:06:33,626 --> 01:06:35,662
Well, we have to think
of something funny, okay?

1393
01:06:35,862 --> 01:06:37,797
Okay, yeah, sure.
Something funny.

1394
01:06:39,165 --> 01:06:40,166
Anything?

1395
01:06:40,266 --> 01:06:41,601
No, I got nothing.
Me neither.

1396
01:06:41,768 --> 01:06:42,902
More shrinkage!

1397
01:06:43,403 --> 01:06:45,872
Okay, okay.
What did we use to find funny?

1398
01:06:46,6 --> 01:06:48,141
Mostly potty humor. Poop,
vomit, that kind of thing.

1399
01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:52,145
Really? Ugh. That is, like,
the lowest form of comedy.

1400
01:06:52,312 --> 01:06:55,115
Don't you say that, Harold!
Don't you leave me!

1401
01:06:55,982 --> 01:06:57,450
Attention everyone!

1402
01:06:57,450 --> 01:07:00,387
Poopypants here with a little
update on the Poopageddon.

1403
01:07:00,553 --> 01:07:03,857
Due to the success
of my plan thus far...

1404
01:07:04,24 --> 01:07:05,859
We decided to wipe out laughter

1405
01:07:05,925 --> 01:07:07,694
on the entire planet.

1406
01:07:07,861 --> 01:07:09,629
After that, you know,
I'll probably

1407
01:07:09,696 --> 01:07:10,764
move on to other planets...

1408
01:07:10,864 --> 01:07:11,865
Jupiter, Mars...

1409
01:07:12,65 --> 01:07:13,800
can't forget Uranus!

1410
01:07:14,634 --> 01:07:16,369
Wait. Did he just say...

1411
01:07:26,246 --> 01:07:27,247
Uranus!

1412
01:07:28,181 --> 01:07:31,151
Yeah, and once I'm through
with the gas giants...

1413
01:07:31,284 --> 01:07:33,253
I figure I'll go
after the other galaxies...

1414
01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:34,454
What?

1415
01:07:35,455 --> 01:07:38,258
It feels so good to laugh!

1416
01:07:41,294 --> 01:07:45,532
No, stop it! Stop laughing!
You're ruining everything!

1417
01:07:45,699 --> 01:07:48,268
Yikes!
Extra credit or survival?

1418
01:07:48,435 --> 01:07:49,869
Extra credit or survival?

1419
01:07:50,3 --> 01:07:51,838
I choose survival!

1420
01:08:03,516 --> 01:08:04,517
Uh-oh!

1421
01:08:22,369 --> 01:08:23,536
Oh, yeah!

1422
01:08:24,571 --> 01:08:25,572
Wow!

1423
01:08:30,10 --> 01:08:31,845
No, how could this be happening?

1424
01:08:32,12 --> 01:08:33,46
Never underestimate

1425
01:08:33,146 --> 01:08:35,215
the power of laughter,
Poopypants!

1426
01:08:35,415 --> 01:08:37,484
Oh, that's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1427
01:08:37,584 --> 01:08:38,585
Oh!

1428
01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:41,855
Ah! Whoa!

1429
01:08:55,168 --> 01:08:57,237
Harold! Harold, we did it!

1430
01:08:58,104 --> 01:08:59,105
Harold?

1431
01:08:59,372 --> 01:09:00,640
I think I bruised a rib.

1432
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:02,709
Because I've never laughed
so hard in my life!

1433
01:09:06,813 --> 01:09:09,716
Oh, we'll see who's laughing
once I shrink you down...

1434
01:09:09,849 --> 01:09:11,885
where you will live
in my pocket forever...

1435
01:09:12,52 --> 01:09:14,287
amongst my
cherry-flavored lip balm...

1436
01:09:14,487 --> 01:09:16,423
my erscotch-flavored
lip balm...

1437
01:09:16,489 --> 01:09:17,490
Oh, neato!

1438
01:09:17,557 --> 01:09:19,426
My mint-flavored
lip balm...

1439
01:09:19,559 --> 01:09:22,729
my extra-moisturized
SPF lip balm...

1440
01:09:22,896 --> 01:09:25,632
and all of my lip balms!

1441
01:09:28,501 --> 01:09:30,270
Why does one person have
so much lip balm?

1442
01:09:30,403 --> 01:09:31,404
Help!
Help!

1443
01:09:31,538 --> 01:09:33,373
Please, anyone! Help!

1444
01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:35,141
Help!

1445
01:09:43,416 --> 01:09:45,318
Ooh, I hope you can find
tiny enough pens...

1446
01:09:45,485 --> 01:09:47,587
to make your small,
little comic books with...

1447
01:09:47,721 --> 01:09:49,723
'cause you're about to
get smallified!

1448
01:09:59,599 --> 01:10:01,568
Tra-la-laa!

1449
01:10:01,735 --> 01:10:03,336
I feel...

1450
01:10:04,204 --> 01:10:05,372
awesome!

1451
01:10:05,538 --> 01:10:06,573
No way!

1452
01:10:06,639 --> 01:10:08,141
He has real superpowers!

1453
01:10:08,341 --> 01:10:11,177
Oh, that is an obvious twist
that I did not see coming...

1454
01:10:11,344 --> 01:10:13,313
despite my many years
of comic book studies!

1455
01:10:13,446 --> 01:10:16,149
I have come to save the day!

1456
01:10:16,282 --> 01:10:17,450
Yay!

1457
01:10:17,617 --> 01:10:19,19
Yeah, and I've come to ruin it!

1458
01:10:19,185 --> 01:10:20,453
So back off, buddy!

1459
01:10:23,223 --> 01:10:24,224
Ha-ha!

1460
01:10:24,357 --> 01:10:25,692
Ew, that's gross!

1461
01:10:25,859 --> 01:10:27,427
Oh, there's more
where that came from.

1462
01:10:27,594 --> 01:10:30,196
Monday! Tuesday!
Wednesday! Thursday!

1463
01:10:30,697 --> 01:10:32,65
Ha-ha! Unlimited underpants!

1464
01:10:32,198 --> 01:10:35,101
I am so glad that we gave him
that superpower!

1465
01:10:37,504 --> 01:10:38,738
My Sizerator!

1466
01:10:39,39 --> 01:10:41,608
Well, it's mine now!

1467
01:10:41,941 --> 01:10:43,843
Alas!

1468
01:10:44,10 --> 01:10:48,181
The final failure
for Professor Poopypants.

1469
01:10:48,415 --> 01:10:49,849
Hmm. What does this on do?

1470
01:10:51,985 --> 01:10:53,953
Oh...

1471
01:10:54,54 --> 01:10:56,89
Well, hello down there!

1472
01:10:56,256 --> 01:10:57,257
No!

1473
01:10:57,357 --> 01:10:58,525
Must be holding it backwards.

1474
01:10:59,459 --> 01:11:00,794
Yup. That was it.

1475
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:02,796
Wow. He is super dumb.

1476
01:11:04,330 --> 01:11:05,532
I can't reach.

1477
01:11:05,732 --> 01:11:08,101
Time to take you down
once and for all, Poopypants!

1478
01:11:08,234 --> 01:11:09,903
Buzz off!

1479
01:11:12,806 --> 01:11:13,940
Captain Underpants!

1480
01:11:14,74 --> 01:11:15,775
Fly over here
so we can make you big again!

1481
01:11:15,942 --> 01:11:17,10
Crackerjack idea.

1482
01:11:18,878 --> 01:11:19,879
George, just don't...

1483
01:11:20,13 --> 01:11:22,82
No!

1484
01:11:22,182 --> 01:11:23,283
Ha-ha!

1485
01:11:23,316 --> 01:11:26,619
Give him a big hand
for that one, everybody!

1486
01:11:27,87 --> 01:11:28,288
Get him.

1487
01:11:31,424 --> 01:11:32,459
Whoops.

1488
01:11:32,926 --> 01:11:34,728
Look what I've got.

1489
01:11:35,395 --> 01:11:36,696
A tiny school

1490
01:11:36,763 --> 01:11:38,331
filled with tiny children...

1491
01:11:39,65 --> 01:11:41,267
and their tiny teachers
whose tiny salaries...

1492
01:11:41,401 --> 01:11:43,470
reflect their size and also...

1493
01:11:43,603 --> 01:11:46,406
the value society puts
on education.

1494
01:11:47,40 --> 01:11:48,274
I'll take that!

1495
01:11:48,441 --> 01:11:50,310
Oh! Then I'll take that!

1496
01:11:50,410 --> 01:11:51,811
Ow! Did you just slap me?

1497
01:11:51,978 --> 01:11:53,747
Yes, I did.
And you deserved it.

1498
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:56,549
No, I didn't! Your hand
is huge! That hurt a lot!

1499
01:11:56,683 --> 01:11:57,851
Give it back, it's mine!

1500
01:11:58,18 --> 01:11:59,85
No! Hands off!

1501
01:11:59,252 --> 01:12:00,920
No fair! No backsies!
Give it to me!

1502
01:12:01,87 --> 01:12:02,389
Would you just give me that?

1503
01:12:02,555 --> 01:12:04,57
Now look what you've done!

1504
01:12:04,224 --> 01:12:05,225
Give it!

1505
01:12:14,567 --> 01:12:16,136
George!

1506
01:12:22,776 --> 01:12:23,777
Gotcha!

1507
01:12:25,478 --> 01:12:27,80
Yeah, that's more like it!

1508
01:12:28,648 --> 01:12:29,849
Nice work, sidekicks!

1509
01:12:29,916 --> 01:12:31,651
I'll just put this back down
right here.

1510
01:12:31,818 --> 01:12:33,86
No, no, no!
Captain Underpants...

1511
01:12:34,254 --> 01:12:36,89
There we go. Back to normal...

1512
01:12:36,256 --> 01:12:37,657
like it never happened.

1513
01:12:39,92 --> 01:12:40,994
Oh, no, where'd he go?

1514
01:12:41,127 --> 01:12:42,696
You'll never catch me!

1515
01:12:42,862 --> 01:12:44,998
You can't stop
Professor Poopypants!

1516
01:12:45,598 --> 01:12:47,67
Get back here!
I can't reach!

1517
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:48,601
Get him, Captain Underpants!

1518
01:12:48,635 --> 01:12:50,637
A bee!
Get away from me!

1519
01:12:50,804 --> 01:12:52,939
I'm free!

1520
01:12:55,775 --> 01:12:57,344
What? What the...
Why would you do that?

1521
01:12:57,444 --> 01:12:59,212
You just let
the bad guy get away!

1522
01:12:59,379 --> 01:13:02,582
Come on, guys. Pretty sure
the bee wasn't the bad guy.

1523
01:13:06,252 --> 01:13:08,988
What the heck happened here?

1524
01:13:09,322 --> 01:13:11,257
You're welcome, peace keeper!

1525
01:13:11,358 --> 01:13:12,859
Would you keep it down?

1526
01:13:21,901 --> 01:13:25,605
Did not see that coming!
Take that, Doctor Diaper!

1527
01:13:29,275 --> 01:13:30,810
I can't believe we made him.

1528
01:13:30,977 --> 01:13:33,46
And he's even dumber
in real life.

1529
01:13:33,747 --> 01:13:36,116
Oh! Look! Little dolphins!

1530
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:42,155
We have to get rid of him,
don't we?

1531
01:13:42,288 --> 01:13:43,690
I think we do.

1532
01:13:43,857 --> 01:13:45,191
I mean,
he's a way bigger problem

1533
01:13:45,258 --> 01:13:46,593
than Mr. Krupp ever was.

1534
01:13:49,896 --> 01:13:51,731
But, you know, George...

1535
01:13:51,898 --> 01:13:54,200
bringing back Krupp
permanently...

1536
01:13:55,1 --> 01:13:57,504
we'll never be
in the same class again.

1537
01:13:57,704 --> 01:13:58,838
Yeah, I know.

1538
01:13:59,773 --> 01:14:02,242
But just 'cause we're
in separate classes,

1539
01:14:02,342 --> 01:14:03,943
doesn't mean
we can't be friends...

1540
01:14:04,778 --> 01:14:08,448
Well, yeah. I mean, we'll
always be friends. Right?

1541
01:14:08,615 --> 01:14:11,51
Yeah. Hey, in fact,
you know what?

1542
01:14:11,251 --> 01:14:12,285
Let's do a blood oath.

1543
01:14:12,452 --> 01:14:14,721
But minus the blood. I don't
wanna see the blood. No blood.

1544
01:14:14,721 --> 01:14:15,789
Pinky swear?

1545
01:14:15,922 --> 01:14:16,923
No, that's lame. Mmm-mmm.

1546
01:14:17,290 --> 01:14:19,25
Oh, got it!

1547
01:14:19,325 --> 01:14:20,760
Oh, no. What? No!

1548
01:14:20,927 --> 01:14:22,228
That's not sanitary.

1549
01:14:22,362 --> 01:14:24,164
Can't we just do
a verbal declaration

1550
01:14:24,264 --> 01:14:25,465
of friendship or something?

1551
01:14:25,732 --> 01:14:27,100
Oh. Okay. Yeah, wow.

1552
01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:29,836
I haven't really
prepared anything, but...

1553
01:14:31,237 --> 01:14:32,806
I, Harold...

1554
01:14:32,972 --> 01:14:34,474
hereby declare George

1555
01:14:34,541 --> 01:14:38,178
as my best friend,
permanently, forever.

1556
01:14:38,345 --> 01:14:41,348
And I, George, accept
the permanent rights...

1557
01:14:41,514 --> 01:14:42,782
that Harold has given me

1558
01:14:42,849 --> 01:14:44,784
to be his best friend forever...

1559
01:14:44,918 --> 01:14:47,420
and the constitution
of friends...

1560
01:14:47,554 --> 01:14:48,555
America, friendship.

1561
01:14:48,722 --> 01:14:49,956
And the United States
of America.

1562
01:14:49,956 --> 01:14:51,458
Land and the United States.
Good, okay, yeah.

1563
01:14:51,491 --> 01:14:52,759
It's done. All right, cool.
Phew.

1564
01:14:52,926 --> 01:14:54,661
What a relief.
Yeah, no kidding.

1565
01:14:54,794 --> 01:14:56,162
I mean,
why were we even worried...

1566
01:14:56,196 --> 01:14:58,365
about that whole classroom
thing in the first place?

1567
01:14:58,531 --> 01:14:59,532
You know, I don't know.

1568
01:14:59,699 --> 01:15:00,967
We were younger then.

1569
01:15:01,167 --> 01:15:02,335
Clearly, we have grown.

1570
01:15:02,502 --> 01:15:03,503
Clearly, we have.

1571
01:15:03,837 --> 01:15:04,838
Chums!

1572
01:15:04,971 --> 01:15:06,106
Thank you for chronicling

1573
01:15:06,172 --> 01:15:08,441
my surprisingly
grounded biography.

1574
01:15:08,608 --> 01:15:11,211
The truth is a slippery thing.

1575
01:15:11,378 --> 01:15:12,612
And you nailed it.

1576
01:15:14,814 --> 01:15:17,50
Now it is time to fly again!

1577
01:15:17,217 --> 01:15:19,85
Farewell, my dear sidekicks.

1578
01:15:22,88 --> 01:15:23,823
Goodbye, Captain Underpants.

1579
01:15:23,957 --> 01:15:25,58
Goodbye.

1580
01:15:36,970 --> 01:15:38,371
George! Harold!

1581
01:15:40,340 --> 01:15:42,108
What am I doing in your
tree house again?

1582
01:15:45,45 --> 01:15:46,646
You boys are in big trouble!

1583
01:15:48,14 --> 01:15:49,449
I don't know how big yet...

1584
01:15:49,616 --> 01:15:51,51
Why does this keep happening?

1585
01:15:51,84 --> 01:15:52,919
Where are my clothes?
Where are they?

1586
01:15:55,555 --> 01:15:56,656
I don't get it.

1587
01:15:56,856 --> 01:15:57,924
Why is Krupp so angry

1588
01:15:58,24 --> 01:15:59,926
and Captain Underpants so happy?

1589
01:16:00,93 --> 01:16:04,64
Maybe it's because
Captain Underpants had us.

1590
01:16:04,197 --> 01:16:06,733
You know, he had friends.

1591
01:16:07,167 --> 01:16:10,270
We could fix that.

1592
01:16:10,437 --> 01:16:13,139
Yeah, you know, we could.

1593
01:16:14,74 --> 01:16:15,608
So that's how we came

1594
01:16:15,675 --> 01:16:17,177
to pull the rarest prank
of all...

1595
01:16:18,578 --> 01:16:19,946
The prank...

1596
01:16:20,413 --> 01:16:21,748
for good.

1597
01:16:21,915 --> 01:16:22,916
Huh?

1598
01:16:26,86 --> 01:16:28,154
"Do you want to go a date?"

1599
01:16:28,888 --> 01:16:29,923
A date?

1600
01:16:31,891 --> 01:16:33,93
"Love, Edith."

1601
01:16:33,259 --> 01:16:34,461
"Principal Krupp."

1602
01:16:34,661 --> 01:16:35,662
Oh!

1603
01:16:35,962 --> 01:16:39,833
Benjamin Krupp, you sly dog.

1604
01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:43,703
Edith, the lunch lady.

1605
01:16:43,837 --> 01:16:45,171
Big plans tonight, Mr. Krupp?

1606
01:16:45,338 --> 01:16:48,241
No! What?
That's none of your business!

1607
01:16:48,608 --> 01:16:51,644
But, if you must know...

1608
01:16:51,811 --> 01:16:54,547
yeah, I actually do.

1609
01:16:56,82 --> 01:16:57,751
By the way,
I was tidying up my office...

1610
01:16:57,884 --> 01:17:00,120
and I believe
these belong to you...

1611
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:01,388
Our comics?

1612
01:17:02,88 --> 01:17:03,890
Did you just pull that out
of the garbage can?

1613
01:17:03,957 --> 01:17:05,525
Well, I read them...

1614
01:17:05,658 --> 01:17:06,693
and considering
they're completely

1615
01:17:06,726 --> 01:17:07,761
implausible, juvenile...

1616
01:17:07,861 --> 01:17:09,896
and filled with
the lowest form of wit...

1617
01:17:10,96 --> 01:17:11,431
potty humor...

1618
01:17:11,564 --> 01:17:13,299
they're actually pretty funny.

1619
01:17:13,733 --> 01:17:15,101
See ya later!

1620
01:17:18,4 --> 01:17:19,973
Well, how about that...

1621
01:17:36,956 --> 01:17:38,658
That's a good one.

1622
01:17:38,892 --> 01:17:41,494
You know, it feels good to do
something nice for Mr. Krupp.

1623
01:17:41,661 --> 01:17:43,496
Yeah, you know what? It does.

1624
01:17:43,563 --> 01:17:44,664
Promise we'll never do it again.

1625
01:17:44,698 --> 01:17:45,732
Promise.

1626
01:17:45,799 --> 01:17:46,800
Oh, my!

1627
01:17:47,100 --> 01:17:48,201
I've never been to

1628
01:17:48,301 --> 01:17:50,3
such a fancy restaurant before.

1629
01:17:51,237 --> 01:17:55,608
Well, I had to go all out
for m'lady.

1630
01:17:55,775 --> 01:17:58,845
Okay, if you say so, my man!

1631
01:18:01,281 --> 01:18:03,483
Once again,
that brings our story

1632
01:18:03,583 --> 01:18:04,918
to its happy conclusion.

1633
01:18:05,51 --> 01:18:07,187
I think there's some valuable
life lessons in there...

1634
01:18:07,220 --> 01:18:08,221
somewhere.

1635
01:18:08,288 --> 01:18:09,289
What the?

1636
01:18:09,456 --> 01:18:10,857
Eat 'em up, yum, yum!

1637
01:18:11,24 --> 01:18:13,993
You gotta be kidding me! No!

1638
01:18:14,194 --> 01:18:16,29
Yum, yum! Eat 'em up!

1639
01:18:16,262 --> 01:18:17,464
Oh, no!

1640
01:18:21,334 --> 01:18:22,769
Waiter! Check please!

1641
01:18:27,540 --> 01:18:29,309
Principal Krupp!

1642
01:18:29,442 --> 01:18:30,443
Oh, no!

1643
01:18:31,778 --> 01:18:33,46
Help!

1644
01:18:34,781 --> 01:18:35,782
Hang on, sidekicks!

1645
01:18:35,982 --> 01:18:36,983
I don't get it!

1646
01:18:37,83 --> 01:18:38,651
I really thought
breaking that ring

1647
01:18:38,718 --> 01:18:40,387
would get rid of his powers!

1648
01:18:41,321 --> 01:18:44,324
Yeah, well, here we go again!

1649
01:18:48,461 --> 01:18:50,363
Tra-la-laa!

1650
01:19:02,342 --> 01:19:04,711
Are you worried
about impending doom?

1651
01:19:04,978 --> 01:19:07,414
Those evil villains
got you filled with gloom

1652
01:19:07,714 --> 01:19:10,750
But don? you fear,
there's a hero in the sky

1653
01:19:10,850 --> 01:19:12,752
The sky, the sky

1654
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:14,621
it's not a bird

1655
01:19:14,688 --> 01:19:16,89
And it's not a plane

1656
01:19:16,690 --> 01:19:19,225
And it's not
an egg salad sandwich

1657
01:19:19,526 --> 01:19:21,528
It's the waistband warrior

1658
01:19:21,661 --> 01:19:23,496
Hear his mighty battle cry!

1659
01:19:23,563 --> 01:19:25,98
Tra-la-laa!

1660
01:19:26,199 --> 01:19:27,734
Hey, watch out, crime!

1661
01:19:29,35 --> 01:19:30,503
It's Wedgie-power time

1662
01:19:30,603 --> 01:19:31,604
Na, na, na, na, na

1663
01:19:31,738 --> 01:19:33,940
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah

1664
01:19:34,174 --> 01:19:36,343
Faster than
a speeding waistband!

1665
01:19:37,744 --> 01:19:39,412
He's bustin' down doors

1666
01:19:40,580 --> 01:19:42,215
While wearing just his drawers

1667
01:19:42,382 --> 01:19:43,383
Na, na, na, na, na

1668
01:19:43,416 --> 01:19:45,418
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah

1669
01:19:45,485 --> 01:19:47,420
More powerful than boxer shorts.

1670
01:19:47,487 --> 01:19:48,488
His name is

1671
01:19:48,555 --> 01:19:50,256
Under, Under, Underpants

1672
01:19:50,357 --> 01:19:51,358
I'm sayin'

1673
01:19:51,424 --> 01:19:53,159
Under, Under, Underpants

1674
01:19:53,259 --> 01:19:54,728
Oh, yeah,
by some unlikely chance

1675
01:19:54,861 --> 01:19:57,430
Captain Underpants is his name

1676
01:19:57,530 --> 01:19:59,566
Tra-la-laa!

1677
01:19:59,699 --> 01:20:02,168
Snap your fingers
and he'll be right there

1678
01:20:02,235 --> 01:20:04,738
That freaky, bald dude
in his underwear

1679
01:20:05,38 --> 01:20:08,375
He'll drop those trousers and he?!
Fight to save the day

1680
01:20:08,475 --> 01:20:10,110
The day, the day

1681
01:20:11,211 --> 01:20:13,680
Oh, there he goes
in his dashing cape

1682
01:20:14,214 --> 01:20:16,783
Here he comes
in his tighty-whities

1683
01:20:17,83 --> 01:20:19,19
All the bad guys soil themselves

1684
01:20:19,85 --> 01:20:21,21
Every time they hear him say

1685
01:20:21,87 --> 01:20:22,522
Tra-la-laa!

1686
01:20:23,757 --> 01:20:25,525
Hey, who's that hunk'?

1687
01:20:26,292 --> 01:20:28,28
Is that cation pre-shrunk'?

1688
01:20:28,94 --> 01:20:29,95
Na, na, na, na, na

1689
01:20:29,262 --> 01:20:31,531
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah

1690
01:20:31,598 --> 01:20:33,466
It's time to fly again!

1691
01:20:34,834 --> 01:20:36,703
Suspend your disbelief

1692
01:20:37,771 --> 01:20:39,606
He'll save the world
in his briefs

1693
01:20:39,706 --> 01:20:40,607
Na, na, na, na, na

1694
01:20:40,707 --> 01:20:42,976
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah

1695
01:20:43,43 --> 01:20:44,577
To the sky!

1696
01:20:46,613 --> 01:20:47,847
Under, Under, Underpants

1697
01:20:47,881 --> 01:20:48,882
I'm sayin'

1698
01:20:48,982 --> 01:20:50,750
Under, Under, Underpants

1699
01:20:50,817 --> 01:20:52,218
Check out that superhero stance

1700
01:20:52,285 --> 01:20:54,521
Captain Underpants is his name

1701
01:20:54,654 --> 01:20:56,456
Stand down, Poopypants!

1702
01:20:56,556 --> 01:20:57,557
Oh...

1703
01:20:57,657 --> 01:20:59,225
Under, Under, Underpants

1704
01:20:59,292 --> 01:21:00,293
He's Captain

1705
01:21:00,460 --> 01:21:02,228
Under, Under, Underpants

1706
01:21:02,295 --> 01:21:03,663
Yeah, by some crazy circumstance

1707
01:21:03,730 --> 01:21:06,66
Captain Underpants is his name

1708
01:21:06,132 --> 01:21:08,334
Tra-tra-tra... Tra-la-laa!

1709
01:21:08,401 --> 01:21:10,804
Under, Under, Underpants

1710
01:21:11,237 --> 01:21:14,341
Under, Under, Underpants

1711
01:21:20,980 --> 01:21:21,981
Wait.

1712
01:21:22,115 --> 01:21:23,116
No way!

1713
01:21:23,483 --> 01:21:25,552
She's been on hold for,
like, the whole movie.

1714
01:21:25,885 --> 01:21:27,320
Come on, come on.

1715
01:21:28,121 --> 01:21:29,255
Hello.

1716
01:21:29,422 --> 01:21:31,191
Thank you for holding.
How can I help...

1717
01:21:37,564 --> 01:21:39,733
No!

1718
01:21:41,334 --> 01:21:43,470
Right from the start
couldn't pull us apart

1719
01:21:43,536 --> 01:21:44,537
It just works

1720
01:21:46,539 --> 01:21:49,542
Nobody else ever
gets me as well on this earth

1721
01:21:51,544 --> 01:21:54,547
Like Rock and Roll
My shows and tellies

1722
01:21:54,647 --> 01:21:57,217
Mac and cheese PBs and jellies

1723
01:21:57,317 --> 01:21:58,918
Some things are better together

1724
01:21:59,52 --> 01:22:00,453
And that's you and me

1725
01:22:01,955 --> 01:22:04,457
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you

1726
01:22:04,524 --> 01:22:06,626
Man, I love you

1727
01:22:07,293 --> 01:22:09,896
You're my brother from another

1728
01:22:09,996 --> 01:22:11,998
Another mother

1729
01:22:12,599 --> 01:22:15,301
You are my favorite

1730
01:22:15,368 --> 01:22:17,971
I'm not ashamed to admit

1731
01:22:18,38 --> 01:22:20,440
'Cause I do Dude, I do

1732
01:22:20,573 --> 01:22:23,309
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you

1733
01:22:23,376 --> 01:22:25,512
Man, I love you

1734
01:22:26,46 --> 01:22:27,280
You're my homie

1735
01:22:27,414 --> 01:22:30,717
No one knows me Like you know me

1736
01:22:31,484 --> 01:22:34,54
Like the sun and the moon

1737
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,589
All the best things come in twos

1738
01:22:36,690 --> 01:22:40,660
What would I do
without a friend like you?

1739
01:22:40,727 --> 01:22:42,162
What, what, what, what

1740
01:22:42,262 --> 01:22:44,30
What would I do'!
What would I do?

1741
01:22:44,97 --> 01:22:45,932
Without a friend like you

1742
01:22:46,66 --> 01:22:47,500
What, what, what, what

1743
01:22:47,567 --> 01:22:49,502
What would I do?
What would I do?

1744
01:22:49,569 --> 01:22:50,937
Without a friend like you

1745
01:22:51,4 --> 01:22:54,107
Laugh tilt we cry when we're
passing the time away

1746
01:22:56,376 --> 01:22:59,679
Even our fights always end
with a smile on our face

1747
01:23:01,314 --> 01:23:04,250
Like black and white keys
on a Wurli

1748
01:23:04,384 --> 01:23:07,87
Sounds just right
and work in harmony

1749
01:23:07,220 --> 01:23:08,688
Some things are better together

1750
01:23:08,755 --> 01:23:10,190
And that's you and me

1751
01:23:11,758 --> 01:23:14,361
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you

1752
01:23:14,461 --> 01:23:16,463
Man, I love you

1753
01:23:17,63 --> 01:23:19,699
You're my brother from another

1754
01:23:19,766 --> 01:23:21,901
Another mother

1755
01:23:22,435 --> 01:23:25,138
You are my favorite

1756
01:23:25,205 --> 01:23:27,774
I'm not ashamed to admit

1757
01:23:27,941 --> 01:23:30,443
'Cause I do Dude, I do

1758
01:23:30,543 --> 01:23:33,146
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you

1759
01:23:33,246 --> 01:23:35,215
Man, I love you

1760
01:23:35,882 --> 01:23:37,117
You're my homie

1761
01:23:37,217 --> 01:23:40,453
No one knows me like you know me

1762
01:23:41,221 --> 01:23:43,890
Like the sun and the moon

1763
01:23:43,957 --> 01:23:46,359
All the best things Come in twos

1764
01:23:46,493 --> 01:23:50,130
What would I do
without a friend like you?

1765
01:23:50,263 --> 01:23:51,731
What, what, what, what

1766
01:23:51,798 --> 01:23:53,900
What would I do'!
What would I do?

1767
01:23:53,967 --> 01:23:55,735
Without a friend like you

1768
01:23:55,802 --> 01:23:57,137
What, what, what, what

1769
01:23:57,303 --> 01:23:59,339
What would I do'!
What would I do?

1770
01:23:59,406 --> 01:24:02,509
Without a friend like you

1771
01:24:04,744 --> 01:24:06,646
Without a friend like you

1772
01:24:06,746 --> 01:24:09,449
With... With...
Without a friend like you

1773
01:24:10,483 --> 01:24:12,852
What would I do'?

1774
01:24:15,422 --> 01:24:17,323
Without a friend like you

1775
01:24:20,126 --> 01:24:23,263
With... With...
Without a friend like you

1776
01:24:24,264 --> 01:24:26,933
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you

1777
01:24:27,0 --> 01:24:29,2
Man, I love you

1778
01:24:29,636 --> 01:24:30,937
You're my homie

1779
01:24:31,4 --> 01:24:34,174
No one knows me Like you know me

1780
01:24:34,941 --> 01:24:37,610
You are my favorite

1781
01:24:37,677 --> 01:24:40,280
I'm not ashamed to admit

1782
01:24:40,380 --> 01:24:42,882
'Cause I do Dude, I do

1783
01:24:42,982 --> 01:24:45,618
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you

1784
01:24:45,685 --> 01:24:47,687
Man, I love you

1785
01:24:48,288 --> 01:24:50,690
Got my back 1 got your back

1786
01:24:50,757 --> 01:24:53,660
Like chiropractors

1787
01:24:53,727 --> 01:24:56,429
Like the sun and the moon

1788
01:24:56,496 --> 01:24:58,865
All the best things come in twos

1789
01:24:58,932 --> 01:25:02,769
What would I do
without a friend like you?

1790
01:25:02,836 --> 01:25:04,137
What, what, what, what

1791
01:25:04,204 --> 01:25:06,406
What would I do'!
What would I do?

1792
01:25:06,506 --> 01:25:08,308
Without a friend like you

1793
01:25:08,375 --> 01:25:09,542
What, what, what, what

1794
01:25:09,609 --> 01:25:11,778
What would I do?
What would I do?

1795
01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:13,980
Without a friend like you

1796
01:25:14,180 --> 01:25:15,181
Give me a beat.

1797
01:25:16,449 --> 01:25:17,650
Saturday, Saturday...

1798
01:25:18,852 --> 01:25:21,54
I love Saturday

1799
01:25:21,921 --> 01:25:25,158
Where everything is possible

1800
01:25:25,358 --> 01:25:27,660
Nothing stands in our way

1801
01:25:29,129 --> 01:25:31,731
Don't have to be responsible

1802
01:25:31,965 --> 01:25:34,701
Everywhere we go

1803
01:25:35,201 --> 01:25:37,871
Nobody says, "No”

1804
01:25:37,937 --> 01:25:41,74
Yeah, finally we're free

1805
01:25:41,741 --> 01:25:44,511
We got nowhere we need to be

1806
01:25:44,678 --> 01:25:47,347
On Saturday, Saturday

1807
01:25:48,181 --> 01:25:51,551
The sun has shined
on us, hey, hey, hey, hey

1808
01:25:51,618 --> 01:25:53,987
I think it's time for a break

1809
01:25:54,754 --> 01:25:58,58
We'll get away
Get away, eh, eh, eh...

1810
01:25:58,124 --> 01:26:01,461
We can go
coloring the world together

1811
01:26:01,561 --> 01:26:04,497
We can make a story
that'll last forever

1812
01:26:04,564 --> 01:26:07,967
On Saturday,
Saturday, eh, eh, eh

1813
01:26:08,101 --> 01:26:09,769
Hey...

1814
01:26:10,403 --> 01:26:13,807
The perfect day

1815
01:26:16,776 --> 01:26:19,579
The perfect day

1816
01:26:23,450 --> 01:26:24,451
Saturday

1817
01:26:24,517 --> 01:26:27,53
There's one day every week

1818
01:26:27,921 --> 01:26:30,824
No alarms gonna wake me up

1819
01:26:31,91 --> 01:26:33,493
Stay in bed and sleep

1820
01:26:34,260 --> 01:26:37,497
Or maybe watch TV too much

1821
01:26:37,764 --> 01:26:40,934
Lazing all day long

1822
01:26:41,0 --> 01:26:43,903
No one says it's wrong

1823
01:26:43,970 --> 01:26:46,706
No, finally we're free

1824
01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:50,343
We got nowhere we need to be

1825
01:26:50,543 --> 01:26:53,246
On Saturday, Saturday

1826
01:26:54,14 --> 01:26:57,250
The sun has shined
on us, hey, hey, hey, hey

1827
01:26:57,317 --> 01:26:59,786
I think it's time for a break

1828
01:27:00,620 --> 01:27:04,24
We'll get away
Get away, eh, eh, eh

1829
01:27:04,124 --> 01:27:07,227
We can go
coloring the world together

1830
01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:10,230
We can make a story
that'll last forever

1831
01:27:10,330 --> 01:27:13,767
On Saturday,
Saturday, eh, eh, eh

1832
01:27:13,867 --> 01:27:15,735
Hey...

1833
01:27:16,302 --> 01:27:19,305
The perfect day

1834
01:27:22,676 --> 01:27:24,344
On Saturday

1835
01:27:30,817 --> 01:27:33,953
Take your bag
and leave your house

1836
01:27:34,54 --> 01:27:35,989
Don't need no TV
to be entertained

1837
01:27:36,56 --> 01:27:37,257
We are the show

1838
01:27:37,323 --> 01:27:40,393
Come now and play it subtle
Bring back all that we know

1839
01:27:40,694 --> 01:27:44,64
Our songs the only thing
that's playing on the radio

1840
01:27:46,499 --> 01:27:50,3
On Saturday, Saturday

1841
01:27:50,203 --> 01:27:53,273
The sun has shined
on us, hey, hey, hey, hey

1842
01:27:53,506 --> 01:27:55,709
I think it's time for a break

1843
01:27:56,609 --> 01:27:58,978
We'll get away, get away

1844
01:27:59,45 --> 01:28:02,248
The perfect day

1845
01:28:05,585 --> 01:28:09,22
The perfect day

1846
01:28:10,423 --> 01:28:12,559
We got nowhere we need to be

1847
01:28:12,826 --> 01:28:15,628
On Saturday, Saturday