1 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,763 [ Wind Blowing Softly ] 2 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:35,388 ?? [ 1 950's Rock On Radio ] 3 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:41,161 Mrs. Peterson! 4 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:43,563 Ramon, hey! How's it goin'? 5 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:45,999 Howyou doin'? 6 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:48,134 There it is, right there on the desk. 7 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:51,538 - Where's she headed? - She's snowbound, Ramon. 8 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:58,311 - See you went with the pink. - Yeah, yeah. 9 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,513 It's kind of a pink day today. 10 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:03,483 I'm gonna have another pickup foryou on Thursday. 11 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,719 - All right. We'll see you then. - All right. Thanks, Ramon. 12 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,388 ?? [ Man Singing ] 13 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,663 ?? [ Ends ] 14 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,701 ?? [ Humming ] 15 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:25,438 [ Speaking Russian ] 16 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:35,415 ?? [ Singing In Russian ] 17 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:38,518 [ Man Shouting In Russian ] 18 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,887 ?? [ Singing Continues ] 19 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,623 - [ Doorbell Rings ] - Peterson! Peterson! 20 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,600 - Peterson. - [ Russian ] 21 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:49,562 - [ Russian ] - [ Russian ] 22 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:52,298 - Mr. Cowboy, da? - Da. 23 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:55,435 - ?? [ Humming ] - [ Russian ] 24 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:59,873 Mmm, it's pretty. [ Russian ] 25 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:03,430 Mmm. It's from my wife. 26 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:14,754 [ Horn Honking ] 27 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,825 ?? [ Singing In Russian ] 28 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:31,604 - [ Russian ] - [ Russian ] 29 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,690 [ Russian ] 30 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:57,997 [ Whistle Blows ] 31 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:11,511 [ Man ] Time... 32 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:13,947 - rules over us without mercy... - [ Man Translating From English To Russian ] 33 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:17,784 not caring ifwe're healthy or ill, hungry or drunk... 34 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:21,488 Russian, American, beings from Mars. 35 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:24,491 It's like a fire. It could either destroy us or keep us warm. 36 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:27,227 That's why every FedEx office has a clock. 37 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,163 Because we live orwe die by the clock. 38 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,165 We never turn our back on it. 39 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,300 And we never, ever allow ourselves... 40 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:37,671 the sin of losing track oftime! 41 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:39,839 Locally, it's 1 :56. 42 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:43,743 That means we've got three hours and four minutes... 43 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,745 before the end-of-the-day's package sort. 44 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:50,183 - That's how long we have. That's how much time we have... - [ Translating ] 45 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:53,186 before this pulsating, accursed, relentless taskmaster... 46 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:55,855 tries to put us out of business. 47 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:59,250 Hey, Nicolai. Hey. Nicolai, good to see you. 48 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:00,994 How are you, kid? Look what you did. 49 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:03,196 You just delivered your very first FedEx package. 50 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:06,866 That deserves something special, like a Snickers bar... 51 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:09,769 and a C.D. player. 52 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,771 And something to listen to— a C.D. There. 53 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,674 Elvis Presley. Fifty million fans can't be wrong. 54 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,676 You all recognize this, don't you? 55 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:19,446 I took the liberty ofsending this to myself. 56 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:24,517 I FedEx'd it before I left Memphis. 57 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:26,720 You're probably wondering what could be in here. 58 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:29,122 What could it possibly be? Is it architectural plans? 59 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,124 Maybe technical drawings? 60 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,960 Is this the new wallpaper for the- for the bathroom? 61 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,962 [ Translator Continues ] 62 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:38,798 It is... a clock... 63 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,800 which I started at absolute zero... 64 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:45,872 and is now at 87 hours, 22 minutes and 1 7 seconds. 65 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:50,810 From Memphis, America to Nicolai in Russia, 87 hours. 66 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,114 Eighty-seven hours is a shameful outrage. 67 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:57,250 This isjust an egg timer! 68 00:06:57,317 --> 00:07:00,860 What if it had been something else? Like your paycheck? 69 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,289 - Or fresh boysenberries? Or adoption papers? - [ Translating ] 70 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,425 Eighty-seven hours is an eternity. 71 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,460 The cosmos was created in less time! 72 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,330 Wars have been fought and nations toppled in 87 hours! 73 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,332 Fortunes made and squandered. 74 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,501 [ Translating ] 75 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,471 What? 76 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,473 What are you saying about me? 77 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:22,475 I tell them, what do they expect? 78 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:26,279 This man, when his truck broke down, he stole a boy's bicycle to do his delivery. 79 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:29,820 I borrowed it! I borrowed a kid's bike. 80 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:32,318 And I got my packages delivered, and that is what you people are gonna have to start doing. 81 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:35,955 You have to start doing whatever it takes, because in three hours and two minutes... 82 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:39,125 every one ofthese packages has to be on the big truck... 83 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,127 and on its way to the airport. 84 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,763 - [ Bell Rings ] - Fifteen minutes! 85 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:47,133 - Crunch time! Crunch time! - Crunch time! 86 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,470 Let's go! Every package on the airport truck. 87 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,639 Go! Crunch, crunch, crunch! 88 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,641 - We have a big problem. - What? 89 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:57,444 - The truck in Red Square is stuck. - What do you mean? 90 00:07:57,510 --> 00:08:00,146 - It's stuck. - Stuck how? In snow? In ice? 91 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,717 It's stuck! The most important truck- the Kremlin truck! Many packages. 92 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:16,620 All right, all right, all right. Let's put the table right here. 93 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,640 We'll just do the sort. 94 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:21,334 Ah, yeah, a clamp. That would make us stuck. 95 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:24,400 Let's go. Unload— Get him out ofthere. 96 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:26,639 Right here. Two lines, two lines. 97 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:29,576 One to the airport truck, one to the Moscow truck. 98 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,344 Got it? 99 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:35,150 C.D.G., F.E., M.E, Memphis on the airport truck. Everything else right there. 100 00:08:35,810 --> 00:08:37,751 Nicolai! Tick-tock, tick-tock. Four minutes. 101 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,200 [ Ringing ] 102 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:42,689 [ Answering Machine ] Hi, this is Kelly. Ifyou're calling for Chuck, press one. 103 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,924 Otherwise leave a message after the tone. Thanks. 104 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,270 - [ Beeps ] - [ Chuck ] Hello, Kelly. Are you there? 105 00:08:47,930 --> 00:08:49,596 Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. You're not there. 106 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,699 You're not gonna believe this. I'm doin' the sorts in the middle of Red Square... 107 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,701 in the shadow of Lenin's tomb. 108 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,703 ?? [ Singing ] 109 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,838 ?? [ Continues ] 110 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,741 I'm outta here in two minutes and I'm pickin' up the sweep through Paris... 111 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:04,411 so I should be back in Memphis about 1 8 hours or so. 112 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:06,613 That's the good news. The bad news is... 113 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,615 I gotta go to the dentist this week. 114 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,684 I got something in there that's hurtin'. 115 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:13,553 I love you and I'm gonna see you soon, and you know what that means. 116 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,289 Bye-bye. Nicolai! Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock! 117 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:25,765 [ Speaking French ] 118 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:37,811 - [ Knocking ] - I absolutely, positively have to get to Memphis tonight. 119 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,946 Can't help you. Try U.P.S. 120 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:42,716 With this extra head wind, are we gonna be able to push it and make the sort? 121 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,151 - We'll do our best. - "Our best," huh? 122 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:49,489 Gwen, is there something wrong with our doctors thatJack keeps getting certified to fly? 123 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,925 - Aren't you concerned? - I'm terrified. 124 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:53,960 But a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 125 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,930 That's the spirit. Relentless is our goal. Relentless! 126 00:09:56,996 --> 00:10:00,166 What do you expect from the guy who stole a crippled kid's bicycle... 127 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,602 - when his truck broke down? - I borrowed it. 128 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:04,804 But I love that the kid's now crippled. 129 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,407 So you missed the last truck by two minutes? 130 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:10,343 Two minutes. Actually, it was less than that. 131 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,346 The plane wasn't that heavy. You could've added some fuel... 132 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,348 picked up the speed and made up the time. 133 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,618 It's about the trucks. Today's truck was two minutes late. 134 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:21,688 Tomorrow's will be four minutes late, and then six minutes and eight minutes late. 135 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:25,792 - Next thing you know, we're the U.S. Mail. - Yeah, well— 136 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,361 All I'm sayin' is, ifyou'd gotten all those trucks on the plane... 137 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,197 those Russkies would be walking on water right now. 138 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,767 Hey, don't— Don't gimme that look. 139 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,302 - It'sjust grapejuice. Right, Chuck? - Yeah. 140 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:39,472 It's like a 1 992 full-bodied grapejuice. 141 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,808 I see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. 142 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:45,211 We'd offeryou some but, you know, somebody's got to fly the plane. 143 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,782 Yeah, well, I "just say no," right? 144 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:51,651 Listen, Stan, I've been meaning to askyou. 145 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,787 How's Mary? 146 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:57,157 Oh. Uh, well... 147 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:00,326 - we really don't know anything yet. - Mm-hmm. 148 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:05,298 Uh, she went to the doctoryesterday, and, uh... 149 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:09,169 it hasn't meta— metastasized... 150 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:12,205 as far as they can tell right now. 151 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:15,208 It'sjust kind of wait and see. 152 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,510 I'm so sorry. 153 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,814 Tell her I'm gonna come by and see her on my next layover. 154 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,184 I want you to know, Stan, we are all thinking about her and you. 155 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,986 - And just blessings. - Thankyou, Gwen. 156 00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:29,689 [ Answering Machine ] Hi, this is Kelly. Ifyou're calling for Chuck, press one. 157 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,692 Otherwise, leave a message after the tone. Thanks. 158 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,667 Stan. 159 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,203 Listen. Uh, I heard about this— 160 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:48,174 I heard about this doctor down in Emory, in Atlanta. 161 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,176 Uh, he's supposed to be the absolute best. 162 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,345 He worked on Frank Toretta's wife. 163 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,347 Frank Toretta is a systems analyst. 164 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,883 He played center field for us. You know him. 165 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,619 In the softball tournament last Labor Day. 166 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,554 Anyway, beside the point. 167 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:06,226 Uh, what I was thinking is, is that I could get his number- 168 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,895 the doctor- and, uh... 169 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,464 you know, put you all together and— 170 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,402 You know, you could get this thing fixed. 171 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,437 You could beat it. 172 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,707 Thanks, Chuck. [ Sighs ] 173 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,243 So, I'll get his number. 174 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,645 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 175 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,910 [ Knocking ] 176 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:49,569 - Is Kelly Frears around? - She's copying her dissertation. 177 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,662 [ Laughs ] 178 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,334 [ Laughs ] 179 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:31,711 [ TV, Female Newscaster] Just days before Santa departs on his annual gift-giving venture... 180 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,714 he's been declared physically fit to fly. 181 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,651 Santa got checked out by doctors at the V.A. Hospital in Augusta, Georgia. 182 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,554 After they declared thejolly old elf in tiptop shape... 183 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,158 Santa Claus took off into the wild blue yonder for an early start. 184 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,727 In Sarajevo, he spent the day with children... 185 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,663 handing out presents and even helping them decorate... 186 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,699 the special Christmas tree. 187 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:56,736 [ Bell Clanging ] 188 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,205 Santa and a sea ofelves took over the floor... 189 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,207 at the Hong Kong Futures Exchange. 190 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,677 Market traders bought Santa hats, donating— 191 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,812 [ TV Shuts Off] 192 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,201 The turkey's a little dry, isn't it? 193 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,770 - [ All ] No. - The turkey is perfect. 194 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,939 [ Indistinct Chattering ] 195 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,877 - How many did you do last night? - Last night? 2.9 million. 196 00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:41,548 Nowyou've got to be in the market for more ofthese candied yams. 197 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,490 Here you go. 198 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,850 2.9 has got to be the record. 199 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,870 Look at those marshmallows. 200 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,189 When I was there, we did two million. 201 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,758 - We thought that was a big deal. - The glory days. 202 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,394 - What'd they do the first night? - The very first night? 203 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,396 - [ Man #1 ] Twelve. - [ Man #2 ] Twelve thousand? 204 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,132 - Hell, no. Twelve. - [ Chuck ] That's right. 205 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,968 And they did the sort right there on a card table. 206 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,771 And Fred Smith had that card table bronzed. 207 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,574 I've been hearing that for five years. 208 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:11,811 - It's in his office today. - They go from that to the new hub up in Anchorage. 209 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,813 It's state ofthe art— a perfect marriage... 210 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,383 between technology and systems management. 211 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,219 Speaking of marriage, Chuck, when are you gonna make an honest woman out of Kelly? 212 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,554 [ Excited Chattering ] 213 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,457 - How long? - Fourteen minutes into the meal. 214 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,794 - You won. I owe you $5. - So I win. 215 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,896 - Way before the pie. - I told him on the way up. 216 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:33,990 Right about the time the pie came out, the marriage— 217 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,169 Kelly is still recovering from her failed relationship with that parolee. 218 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,438 He was a lawyer. 219 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,774 I knew it had something to do with raising your right hand... 220 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,776 and swearing to tell the truth. 221 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,945 Rememberwhen he fell on the sidewalk and broke his shoulder at the wedding reception? 222 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,782 He tripped on a curb holding a door open for me. 223 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:52,185 - Aunt Kelly was married before? - [ Kelly ] It's not even worth remembering. 224 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,155 So since her failed marriage to the parolee- 225 00:15:55,255 --> 00:16:00,260 - Oh, my God. - Kelly can't see being with a man who wears a pager to bed. 226 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,295 What're you gonna attach it to, Hoss? 227 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:05,265 When you wear it to bed, I hope you got one ofthose things... 228 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,167 that go vibratin'. 229 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,669 Watch it. I'm not touching that. 230 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,139 Oh, did you hit an olive pit? 231 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:17,477 - I thought I took all ofthem out. - No, no, it's not that. 232 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,547 [ Guests Chattering ] 233 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,720 - Okay, I'll cancel Saturday. - No, don't. 234 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,740 If I'm not here, I'm not. But if I am, well... 235 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,760 - then I am. - It's cancelled. 236 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,780 But you gotta be here New Year's Eve. 237 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,581 Malaysia can't be that bad. I'll be here New Year's Eve. 238 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,150 - When are you defending your dissertation? -January 1 2. 239 00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:01,654 [ Sighs ] I'm gonna have to switch over the South America thing. 240 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,570 If I do that on the third or fourth... 241 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,590 I'm gonna have to head back out on the 1 3th. 242 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,361 So long as you're here New Year's Eve. 243 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,431 I will be here New Year's Eve. I promise. 244 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:19,105 - What? - What about our Christmas? I got a gift foryou. 245 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:24,344 We have to do it in the car. 246 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:29,549 ?? [ 1 950's Rock On Radio ] 247 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,719 I'd just like a minute over here, all right? Thanks. 248 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,628 Two minutes, okay? 249 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,264 Two more minutes. Thanks. Hey! 250 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,800 - Merry Christmas. - I thought you were gonna stiff me. 251 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,703 - No. - What is the ribbon? Is it a thousand-pound... 252 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:53,106 - test fishing line or something? - Here's your fancy thing. 253 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,942 Thanks. 254 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,980 I love the wrapping. 255 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,617 - And I love the box. - Good. 256 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,391 Oh. Oh, my. 257 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,427 Oh, that is terrific. 258 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,996 My grandaddy used it on the Southern Pacific. 259 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:23,670 Hey, I took this. This is my favorite picture ofyou. 260 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,241 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm always gonna keep this... 261 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:31,110 on Memphis time. 262 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,782 Kelly time. 263 00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:37,917 Hmm. 264 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,953 You haven't said anything about your presents. Is there a problem? 265 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,122 I'm sorry, no! I love 'em. 266 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,424 Look at myjournal. Ah! 267 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:48,261 - What about the pager? - Real leather. The pages have gold on 'em. 268 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,363 - Did you like the pager or not? - Yes. 269 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,200 I love it. Look at him in his little blue Russian house. 270 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,170 - It's from Russia. - My God. 271 00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,707 - It's not one ofthose loud ones? - No. You can program it so it vibrates... 272 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,376 and lights up and see it in the dark. 273 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:07,514 It seems like a real nice pager. 274 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:11,284 - Sorry about the hand towels. You're hard to shop for. - No, no. I love 'em. 275 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:15,388 - Every time I wash my hands, I will think ofyou. - All right, I gotta go. 276 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:19,392 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 277 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,394 - I love you. - I love you too. 278 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,738 Chuck! Keys! 279 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,818 - Thank you. - That reminds me. I almost forgot. 280 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:48,321 I have one more present foryou. 281 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:53,526 Only this isn't an "open in the car" kind of present... 282 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,528 like, say, hand towels. 283 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,640 Which were a joke, by the way. 284 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,838 I'm terrified. 285 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,800 Just take it and hold onto it, and you can open it... 286 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,710 on New Year's Eve. 287 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,746 And I love you. 288 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,285 I'll be right back. 289 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,310 [ PlaneJolts ] 290 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,884 [ Sighs ] 291 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,765 Hey, Al, where are we? 292 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,801 Somewhere over the Pacific Ocean. 293 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:10,437 Ha, ha, ha! You pilots, you're funny. 294 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,806 Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. 295 00:21:12,906 --> 00:21:15,742 Position Jenna at 1 526— 296 00:21:15,809 --> 00:21:18,778 Is all this turbulence from Santa and those eight tiny reindeer? 297 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,448 Tamara at 1 620. 298 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,783 Erick is next. 299 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,486 - Fuel: niner-five-decimal-five. - [ Static Over Radio ] 300 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,822 Blaine, tell them we're deviating south forweather. 301 00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:31,291 Make another position plot on your deviation left. 302 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:33,793 [ Blaine ] Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. 303 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,529 Position Jenna at 1 526. 304 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,998 - Flight level 350. - I got us plotted. 305 00:21:39,990 --> 00:21:42,200 We're 200 miles south ofour original course. 306 00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:44,804 [ Kevin ] Continue plotting, and check contingency procedures. 307 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,840 Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. 308 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:49,342 Broadcasting in the blind. How do you read? 309 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,845 - [ Static Over Radio ] - [ Blaine ] l've never been out ofcomm this long. 310 00:21:51,945 --> 00:21:54,981 Did you try the higher H.F. frequency? 311 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,517 Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. 312 00:21:57,617 --> 00:22:00,520 [ Al ] Better buckle up, Chuck. It's gonna get bumpy. 313 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,456 Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. 314 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,625 Do you read? 315 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,169 Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. 316 00:22:16,236 --> 00:22:19,172 Position Jenna at 1 526. 317 00:22:19,239 --> 00:22:21,307 Flight level 350. 318 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,309 Expecting Tamara at 1— 319 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:25,812 [ Toilet Flushes ] 320 00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:00,714 [ Explosion ] 321 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,916 [ Pilot Yelling ] 322 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:07,554 Fire! Explosion! 323 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,556 Let's get a hose! 324 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:15,462 Hold on to it! Come on! 325 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,799 Seat belt! 326 00:23:26,106 --> 00:23:28,975 We may have to ditch! 327 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:40,553 Okay? 328 00:23:41,321 --> 00:23:42,956 Fire in the hold! 329 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,580 We're goin' down! 330 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,494 Mayday! Mayday! 331 00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:52,265 [ Alarm Buzzing ] 332 00:23:52,332 --> 00:23:56,403 [ Pilots Shouting, Alarm Buzzing ] 333 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,340 Bringing it down and out! 334 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,443 Ten thousand feet! Masks off! 335 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,845 Masks off! 336 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:11,184 Chuck! Life vest! 337 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,985 Chuck! Chuck, stay there! 338 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,955 Where's your life vest? 339 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,581 Ditching switch on! 340 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:31,398 I've got visual! 341 00:25:35,502 --> 00:25:37,937 Brace for impact! 342 00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:03,129 [ Creaking ] 343 00:26:48,408 --> 00:26:50,677 [ Engine Roaring ] 344 00:31:12,739 --> 00:31:17,100 [ Groaning, Wheezing ] 345 00:34:30,203 --> 00:36:16,242 Hello! 346 00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:31,925 Anybody! 347 00:36:36,429 --> 00:36:41,234 Help! 348 00:37:28,114 --> 00:37:30,450 [ Thudding Sound ] 349 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,488 [ Leaves Rustling ] 350 00:37:37,824 --> 00:38:46,726 [ Thud ] 351 00:38:48,128 --> 00:38:50,630 What is that? 352 00:38:53,333 --> 00:39:09,215 Hey! 353 00:39:09,315 --> 00:39:11,885 Anybody? 354 00:39:35,608 --> 00:39:37,577 [ Thud ] 355 00:40:22,489 --> 00:40:24,457 [ Grunting ] 356 00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:25,605 Hello? 357 00:46:57,617 --> 00:46:59,819 [ Gasping, Crying ] 358 00:47:19,205 --> 00:47:22,475 Get! Go, go. Go! Go! 359 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,370 "Albert R. Miller." 360 00:48:23,436 --> 00:48:26,639 Not Alan. Albert. 361 00:49:47,187 --> 00:49:49,456 So, that's it. 362 00:52:45,398 --> 00:52:47,467 Hey! A ship! 363 00:52:47,534 --> 00:52:51,805 Hey! Hey! 364 00:52:51,871 --> 00:52:54,240 A ship! Over here! 365 00:52:54,341 --> 00:52:57,577 Hey! Hey! 366 00:52:57,677 --> 00:53:00,480 Over here! Over here! 367 00:53:06,190 --> 00:53:07,921 Over here! 368 00:53:08,210 --> 00:53:11,591 Over here! Over here! 369 00:53:11,691 --> 00:53:14,260 Help me! Help! Right here! Right here! 370 00:53:14,361 --> 00:53:16,262 Help! Look here! Look, look, look! 371 00:53:16,363 --> 00:53:21,334 S... O... S! Please! 372 00:53:21,401 --> 00:53:24,270 Help! Come on! 373 00:53:24,371 --> 00:53:26,720 Help! 374 00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:16,549 [ Yelling ] 375 00:55:22,522 --> 00:55:25,225 [ Gasping ] 376 00:55:33,660 --> 00:55:36,236 [ Muffled Yelling ] 377 00:55:39,539 --> 00:55:41,474 [ Groaning ] 378 00:56:12,205 --> 00:56:14,174 [ Grunting ] 379 00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:57,163 [ Wind Howling ] 380 01:00:37,871 --> 01:00:39,839 [ Clicking ] 381 01:00:59,659 --> 01:01:02,228 [ Groans ] 382 01:02:27,714 --> 01:02:29,649 "Happy birthday." 383 01:02:31,651 --> 01:02:35,789 "The most beautiful thing in the world is, ofcourse, the world itself. 384 01:02:35,889 --> 01:02:39,993 Johnny, have the happiest birthday ever. Score. Your Grandpa." 385 01:04:37,243 --> 01:04:39,179 Ew. 386 01:05:48,181 --> 01:05:50,417 Come on. 387 01:05:50,483 --> 01:05:57,157 Come on. Come on. 388 01:07:28,381 --> 01:07:30,550 [ Groaning ] 389 01:07:30,617 --> 01:07:32,919 [ Yelling ] 390 01:07:38,525 --> 01:07:40,560 [ Screaming ] 391 01:10:27,961 --> 01:10:31,640 You wouldn't have a match... by any chance, would you? 392 01:10:35,402 --> 01:10:37,303 Oh, oh, oh! 393 01:10:52,552 --> 01:10:54,754 The air got to it. 394 01:10:54,821 --> 01:10:56,756 The air got to it! 395 01:11:39,432 --> 01:11:42,836 Come on, come on. Come on. 396 01:11:45,805 --> 01:11:47,807 [ Gasping ] 397 01:11:47,874 --> 01:11:49,976 I did it. I did it. 398 01:11:54,147 --> 01:11:56,149 Fire! 399 01:11:56,216 --> 01:11:58,351 There you go! 400 01:11:58,451 --> 01:12:00,487 Light it up! Come on! 401 01:12:00,553 --> 01:12:03,560 ?? [ Singing ] 402 01:12:03,156 --> 01:12:05,492 Ouch! [ Laughing ] 403 01:12:05,558 --> 01:12:07,827 Ouch! 404 01:12:07,894 --> 01:12:11,731 ?? [ Continues ] 405 01:12:18,380 --> 01:12:22,800 ?? [ Ends ] 406 01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:25,780 Here you go! Here you go! 407 01:12:25,178 --> 01:12:27,414 It's a signal fire! 408 01:12:28,682 --> 01:12:31,918 And it spells out S.O.S! 409 01:12:32,180 --> 01:12:33,887 Whoa! 410 01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:37,357 It's a meteor shower! 411 01:12:37,424 --> 01:12:39,359 Fireflies! Go! Run! 412 01:12:39,426 --> 01:12:42,362 You're free! You're free! Ouch! Ouch! 413 01:12:42,429 --> 01:12:44,364 Yeah! 414 01:12:44,431 --> 01:12:46,700 Yes! 415 01:12:46,766 --> 01:12:49,235 Look what I have created! 416 01:12:49,335 --> 01:12:51,504 I have made fire! 417 01:12:51,571 --> 01:12:54,941 I... have made fire! 418 01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:08,855 Mmm! 419 01:13:15,795 --> 01:13:17,731 You gotta love crab. 420 01:13:19,933 --> 01:13:21,868 In the nick oftime too. 421 01:13:23,903 --> 01:13:26,873 I couldn't take much more ofthose coconuts. 422 01:13:26,940 --> 01:13:29,420 Coconut milk's a natural laxative. 423 01:13:31,111 --> 01:13:33,980 Things that Gilligan never told us. 424 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:35,982 Oh. 425 01:13:47,994 --> 01:13:50,263 Pretty well-made fire, huh, Wilson? 426 01:13:52,980 --> 01:13:54,834 [ Thunderclap ] 427 01:13:58,271 --> 01:14:01,608 So... Wilson. 428 01:14:01,675 --> 01:14:03,943 We were en route... 429 01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:08,114 from Memphis for 1 1 and a half hours. 430 01:14:08,181 --> 01:14:12,152 About 475 miles an hour. 431 01:14:12,252 --> 01:14:16,189 So they think that we are right here. 432 01:14:16,289 --> 01:14:18,191 But... 433 01:14:18,291 --> 01:14:21,361 we went out of radio contact... 434 01:14:21,461 --> 01:14:25,799 and flew around that storm for about an hour. 435 01:14:25,865 --> 01:14:28,768 So that's a distance ofwhat, 400 miles? 436 01:14:30,503 --> 01:14:32,439 Four hundred miles squared. 437 01:14:32,505 --> 01:14:36,443 That's 1 60,000... 438 01:14:36,509 --> 01:14:40,180 times pi— 3.1 4. 439 01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:42,982 [ Mumbling ] 440 01:14:43,490 --> 01:14:47,620 Five hundred and two thousand, four— 441 01:14:47,687 --> 01:14:51,558 That's a search area of 500,000 square miles. 442 01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,296 That's twice the size ofTexas. 443 01:14:58,732 --> 01:15:00,667 They may never find us. 444 01:15:00,734 --> 01:15:03,203 [ Thunderclaps ] 445 01:15:05,405 --> 01:15:07,874 [ Groaning ] 446 01:15:25,825 --> 01:15:28,561 This tooth isjust killing me. 447 01:15:28,661 --> 01:15:31,164 It started outjust hurting when I bit down... 448 01:15:31,231 --> 01:15:34,868 but now itjust hurts all the time. 449 01:15:34,934 --> 01:15:37,604 All the time. 450 01:15:37,704 --> 01:15:40,373 It's-It's a good thing there's not much to eat around here... 451 01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:42,609 because I don't think I could chew it. 452 01:15:44,244 --> 01:15:48,140 Just keep sucking on all that coconut and all that crab. 453 01:15:50,450 --> 01:15:52,385 And just think... 454 01:15:52,452 --> 01:15:54,921 I used to avoid going to the dentist... 455 01:15:55,210 --> 01:15:58,191 like the plague. 456 01:15:58,258 --> 01:16:01,895 I put it offevery single chance I got. But now... 457 01:16:01,961 --> 01:16:05,899 oh, what I wouldn't give... 458 01:16:05,965 --> 01:16:09,102 to have a-a dentist right here in this cave. 459 01:16:09,903 --> 01:16:11,805 [ Groans ] 460 01:16:14,641 --> 01:16:16,710 In fact, I wish you were a dentist. 461 01:16:22,482 --> 01:16:24,417 Yeah. 462 01:16:24,484 --> 01:16:26,419 Dr. Wilson. 463 01:16:36,796 --> 01:16:38,732 You wanna hear something funny? 464 01:16:40,333 --> 01:16:43,403 Back home in Memphis... 465 01:16:43,470 --> 01:16:47,340 my dentist's name is Dr.James Spaulding. 466 01:17:07,627 --> 01:17:10,130 She's much prettier in real life. 467 01:17:34,521 --> 01:17:36,456 [ Groaning ] 468 01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,230 [ Whimpering ] 469 01:18:24,337 --> 01:18:26,406 [ Yells ] 470 01:20:01,534 --> 01:20:04,971 [ Thunderclaps ] 471 01:21:17,944 --> 01:21:19,879 [ Clattering ] 472 01:21:25,952 --> 01:21:28,221 [ Clattering Continues ] 473 01:21:28,288 --> 01:21:30,256 Shut up! 474 01:21:34,794 --> 01:21:36,863 [ Clattering Continues ] 475 01:22:35,288 --> 01:22:37,190 "Bakersfield"? 476 01:22:41,528 --> 01:22:44,197 Bakersfield! 477 01:23:41,154 --> 01:23:43,890 This could work. 478 01:23:44,591 --> 01:23:46,526 [ Softly ] This could work. 479 01:24:20,593 --> 01:24:24,130 Twenty-two- Forty-four lashings. 480 01:24:26,132 --> 01:24:28,101 Forty-four lashings. So- 481 01:24:30,570 --> 01:24:32,472 We have to make rope again. 482 01:24:36,576 --> 01:24:38,812 Wilson, we're gonna have to make a hell ofa lot of rope. 483 01:24:45,218 --> 01:24:47,921 Eight lashings ofthese structurals. 484 01:24:47,987 --> 01:24:50,924 That's 24 apiece. 485 01:24:50,990 --> 01:24:54,427 That'll be 1 00— 1 60. 486 01:24:54,494 --> 01:24:56,663 Here we are today. 487 01:24:56,763 --> 01:25:01,401 That gives us another month and a half until we're into March and April... 488 01:25:01,468 --> 01:25:04,771 which is our best chances for the high tides and the offshore breezes. 489 01:25:06,406 --> 01:25:11,745 We need— We need 424 feet... 490 01:25:11,811 --> 01:25:15,348 ofgood rope, plus another 50 feet, say, for miscellaneous. 491 01:25:15,448 --> 01:25:19,819 Round that offto 475 feet of good rope. 492 01:25:19,919 --> 01:25:24,900 Now, ifwe average 1 5 feet a day— 493 01:25:24,157 --> 01:25:28,461 Plus, we have to build it... 494 01:25:28,528 --> 01:25:32,198 we have to stock it, we have to launch it. 495 01:25:34,701 --> 01:25:36,970 That's gonna be tight. 496 01:25:37,370 --> 01:25:39,500 That is not much time. 497 01:25:40,373 --> 01:25:42,308 But we— 498 01:25:42,375 --> 01:25:45,450 We live and we die by time, don't we? 499 01:25:47,213 --> 01:25:51,151 Now, let's not commit the sin ofturning our back on time. 500 01:25:53,530 --> 01:25:55,210 [ Laughs ] 501 01:25:56,356 --> 01:26:01,728 I know. 502 01:26:21,810 --> 01:26:23,160 This is it. 503 01:26:25,518 --> 01:26:28,521 That's all that's left. 504 01:26:28,588 --> 01:26:31,691 I checked over the whole island, and that is all that's left. 505 01:26:31,758 --> 01:26:33,727 So we're gonna be short. 506 01:26:37,300 --> 01:26:38,932 Short. 507 01:26:45,939 --> 01:26:48,410 We'll just have to make some more out ofthe videotape. 508 01:26:49,876 --> 01:26:52,450 Yes. No, we have time. 509 01:26:52,112 --> 01:26:54,470 We do. We have time. Look! 510 01:26:54,114 --> 01:26:56,349 The wind's still blowing in from the west. 511 01:27:02,956 --> 01:27:05,425 I know! 512 01:27:05,525 --> 01:27:08,628 Yeah, I know— I know where there's 30 feet ofextra rope! 513 01:27:08,728 --> 01:27:12,650 But— But I'm not going back up there. 514 01:28:24,337 --> 01:28:27,374 There, there. There, you see? Huh? 515 01:28:27,474 --> 01:28:30,430 There. Are you happy? 516 01:28:37,170 --> 01:28:40,653 Do you have to keep bringing that up? Can't you just forget it? 517 01:28:40,720 --> 01:28:43,123 Huh? You were right. 518 01:28:44,858 --> 01:28:46,793 You were right. It was a good thing that we did a test... 519 01:28:46,860 --> 01:28:50,330 'cause it wasn't gonna be just a quick little snap. 520 01:28:50,397 --> 01:28:53,500 I would have landed on the rocks. 521 01:28:53,566 --> 01:28:58,304 Broken my leg or my back or my neck. Bled to death. 522 01:28:58,371 --> 01:29:01,740 But it was the only option I had at the time though, okay? 523 01:29:01,174 --> 01:29:03,710 It was what, a year ago? 524 01:29:03,810 --> 01:29:05,745 So let'sjust forget it. 525 01:29:10,316 --> 01:29:12,252 And what is your point? 526 01:29:14,870 --> 01:29:16,656 Well... 527 01:29:16,723 --> 01:29:18,658 we mightjust make it. 528 01:29:18,725 --> 01:29:20,694 Did that thought ever cross your brain? 529 01:29:22,429 --> 01:29:26,232 Well, regardless, I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean... 530 01:29:26,332 --> 01:29:29,335 than to stay here and die on this shithole island... 531 01:29:29,402 --> 01:29:34,708 spending the rest of my life talking to a goddamn volleyball! 532 01:29:39,913 --> 01:29:41,848 Shut you up. 533 01:29:48,455 --> 01:29:52,258 Wilson! Wilson! 534 01:29:58,865 --> 01:30:06,573 Wilson! 535 01:30:08,908 --> 01:30:11,244 Wilson. 536 01:30:13,246 --> 01:30:15,148 Wilson! 537 01:30:16,483 --> 01:30:20,954 [ Sobbing ] Oh, God! Wilson! 538 01:30:21,540 --> 01:30:22,989 Wilson! 539 01:30:28,561 --> 01:30:30,463 Oh! Oh! 540 01:30:30,563 --> 01:30:33,767 Never again. Never again, never again. 541 01:30:33,833 --> 01:30:37,300 You're okay. You okay? Yeah. 542 01:30:55,922 --> 01:30:58,124 Yeah, I know you. 543 01:30:58,191 --> 01:31:00,627 I know you. I know you. 544 01:31:05,532 --> 01:31:08,835 So, we okay? 545 01:31:10,203 --> 01:31:12,339 Okay? 546 01:31:14,507 --> 01:31:16,543 Okay. 547 01:32:53,873 --> 01:32:55,809 You still awake? 548 01:32:58,478 --> 01:33:00,447 Me too. 549 01:33:08,880 --> 01:33:09,989 You scared? 550 01:33:13,226 --> 01:33:15,161 Me too. 551 01:33:17,664 --> 01:33:19,666 [ Wind Howling ] 552 01:34:32,839 --> 01:34:35,875 Okay. Here we go, Wilson. 553 01:34:35,975 --> 01:34:39,179 You don't have to worry about anything. 554 01:34:39,245 --> 01:34:41,414 I'll do all the paddling. 555 01:34:41,514 --> 01:34:43,416 You just hang on. 556 01:35:29,229 --> 01:35:32,632 Not yet! Hold on! 557 01:35:43,410 --> 01:35:46,579 Not yet! Not yet! 558 01:35:47,881 --> 01:35:49,916 Not yet! 559 01:35:53,586 --> 01:35:56,623 Stand by, Wilson! 560 01:35:56,723 --> 01:35:59,492 Hold on! Hold on, Wilson! 561 01:36:16,843 --> 01:36:20,130 [ Laughing ] I think we did it! 562 01:36:21,581 --> 01:36:24,284 I think we did it! 563 01:36:24,351 --> 01:36:26,319 Wilson! 564 01:36:28,588 --> 01:36:30,523 I think we did it! 565 01:38:23,903 --> 01:38:27,574 [ Whale Calling ] 566 01:39:38,440 --> 01:39:40,130 [ Thunderclaps ] 567 01:40:02,569 --> 01:40:06,720 Oh! They're gone! 568 01:40:11,244 --> 01:40:13,213 I don't know why! 569 01:41:03,263 --> 01:41:05,765 [ Whale Spouting ] 570 01:41:36,429 --> 01:41:43,169 Where's Wilson? 571 01:41:43,269 --> 01:41:45,171 Wilson, where are you? 572 01:41:46,840 --> 01:42:25,645 Wilson! 573 01:42:25,712 --> 01:42:28,181 l'm comin'! 574 01:42:29,983 --> 01:42:54,407 Wilson! 575 01:42:54,507 --> 01:42:56,910 Wilson— [ Gurgling ] 576 01:43:01,581 --> 01:43:04,250 Wilson! 577 01:43:10,230 --> 01:43:12,692 Wilson! Wilson! 578 01:43:22,435 --> 01:43:24,571 [ Gasping, Panting ] 579 01:43:24,671 --> 01:43:27,400 [ Coughs ] Wilson! 580 01:43:30,543 --> 01:43:32,445 Wilson! 581 01:43:32,545 --> 01:43:34,881 I'm sorry! 582 01:43:36,583 --> 01:43:38,585 I'm sorry, Wilson! 583 01:43:38,685 --> 01:43:41,254 Wilson, I'm sorry! 584 01:43:42,455 --> 01:43:44,858 I'm sorry! 585 01:43:44,924 --> 01:43:47,600 Wilson! 586 01:43:47,127 --> 01:43:49,229 [ Sobbing ] I can't! 587 01:43:49,295 --> 01:43:54,968 Wilson! 588 01:44:10,784 --> 01:44:13,219 [ Sobbing Loudly ] 589 01:44:32,605 --> 01:44:35,241 I'm— I'm sorry. 590 01:44:38,178 --> 01:44:44,951 I'm sorry. 591 01:45:11,878 --> 01:45:15,715 [ Whale Calls, Spouts ] 592 01:45:55,522 --> 01:45:57,590 [ Whale Spouts ] 593 01:46:37,897 --> 01:46:42,369 [ Horn Blows ] 594 01:46:42,435 --> 01:46:45,839 [ Alarm Blaring ] 595 01:46:45,939 --> 01:46:47,841 [ Whispers ] Kelly. 596 01:46:53,313 --> 01:46:58,618 Kelly. 597 01:47:01,121 --> 01:47:04,257 [ Ringing ] 598 01:47:04,324 --> 01:47:07,427 Hello? Oh, how are you? 599 01:47:09,329 --> 01:47:11,297 Okay. 600 01:47:52,539 --> 01:47:55,475 Forty-five minutes. 601 01:47:55,542 --> 01:47:58,278 One Dr. Pepper. 602 01:47:58,345 --> 01:48:00,513 Two cups of ice. 603 01:48:00,613 --> 01:48:02,549 I like ice. 604 01:48:05,385 --> 01:48:07,153 Well, here's the drill. 605 01:48:07,220 --> 01:48:10,190 Um, plane pulls in, we get off... 606 01:48:10,290 --> 01:48:13,590 and there's a little ceremony right there in the hangar. 607 01:48:14,394 --> 01:48:16,730 Fred Smith will say a few words. 608 01:48:16,830 --> 01:48:20,300 All you have to do is smile and say "thank you." 609 01:48:21,735 --> 01:48:23,837 Then we'll take you over to see Kelly. 610 01:48:26,406 --> 01:48:28,375 She's actually gonna be there, huh? 611 01:48:29,743 --> 01:48:32,450 Well, that's what we have arranged. 612 01:48:32,145 --> 01:48:33,880 I mean, ifyou're sure you wanna do that. 613 01:48:33,980 --> 01:48:36,820 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes. 614 01:48:40,253 --> 01:48:42,422 I don't know what I'm gonna say to her. 615 01:48:43,990 --> 01:48:46,192 What in the world am I gonna say to her? 616 01:48:50,196 --> 01:48:53,433 Chuck, Kelly had to let you go. 617 01:48:53,533 --> 01:48:55,702 You know? 618 01:48:55,769 --> 01:48:58,538 She thought you were dead. 619 01:48:58,605 --> 01:49:00,674 And we buried you. 620 01:49:02,442 --> 01:49:06,446 We had a funeral and a coffin and a gravestone. 621 01:49:06,546 --> 01:49:08,515 The whole thing. 622 01:49:09,749 --> 01:49:11,685 You had a coffin? 623 01:49:14,421 --> 01:49:16,356 What was in it? 624 01:49:17,624 --> 01:49:20,393 Well, everybody put something in. 625 01:49:20,460 --> 01:49:25,231 You know,just a cell phone or a beeper, some pictures. 626 01:49:25,298 --> 01:49:27,400 I put in some Elvis CDs. 627 01:49:30,303 --> 01:49:32,272 So you had my funeral... 628 01:49:34,741 --> 01:49:37,310 and then you had Mary's funeral. 629 01:49:42,148 --> 01:49:45,819 Stan, I'm so sorry I wasn't around when Mary died. 630 01:49:48,254 --> 01:49:52,250 I should've been there foryou, and I wasn't. 631 01:49:55,428 --> 01:49:58,398 I'm so sorry. 632 01:49:58,465 --> 01:50:00,934 Fouryears ago... 633 01:50:01,000 --> 01:50:05,380 the FedEx family lost five ofour sons. 634 01:50:05,138 --> 01:50:08,208 That was a terrible and tragic day. 635 01:50:09,309 --> 01:50:12,445 But today, one ofthose sons... 636 01:50:12,512 --> 01:50:16,416 Chuck Noland, has been returned to us. 637 01:50:16,483 --> 01:50:18,618 Chuck, welcome home. 638 01:50:18,685 --> 01:50:20,653 [ Applause ] 639 01:50:28,280 --> 01:50:32,298 [ Male Newscaster ] Just moments ago, Fred Smith welcomed home Chuck Noland. 640 01:50:32,365 --> 01:50:35,769 - How about it, Michelle? - It's such an incredible and amazing story... 641 01:50:35,835 --> 01:50:39,506 - to come back from the dead. - Well, it's so amazing that Smith himselfwelcomed him back. 642 01:50:39,606 --> 01:50:43,209 And Fred acknowledged that, "While time waits for no man... 643 01:50:43,309 --> 01:50:46,212 we take time to pause to honor one ofour own." 644 01:50:46,312 --> 01:50:48,548 Now, that's an expensive pause. 645 01:50:48,648 --> 01:50:50,550 [ TV Continues ] 646 01:50:56,556 --> 01:50:58,658 I'm-I'm sorry. I must be in the wrong place. 647 01:50:58,725 --> 01:51:01,494 No, you're in the right place. 648 01:51:01,561 --> 01:51:05,899 You probably don't remember me. I actually did root canal on you about five years ago. 649 01:51:05,999 --> 01:51:08,168 Jim Spaulding referred you. 650 01:51:10,700 --> 01:51:12,380 Oh, yeah, yeah. 651 01:51:16,910 --> 01:51:18,878 I'm Kelly's husband. 652 01:51:20,513 --> 01:51:23,160 Jerry Lovett. 653 01:51:23,830 --> 01:51:26,186 Kelly wanted— 654 01:51:26,252 --> 01:51:28,188 Kelly wanted to be here- 655 01:51:30,757 --> 01:51:34,694 Look, this is very hard for everyone. 656 01:51:34,761 --> 01:51:37,364 I can't even imagine how hard it is foryou. 657 01:51:42,168 --> 01:51:44,104 Kelly, uh— 658 01:51:46,740 --> 01:51:48,675 She's had it rough. 659 01:51:48,742 --> 01:51:51,411 First when she thought she lost you... 660 01:51:51,511 --> 01:51:53,413 and now dealing with all ofthis. 661 01:51:53,513 --> 01:51:56,883 It's-It's confusing. It's very emotional for her. 662 01:51:56,950 --> 01:51:58,885 She's- 663 01:52:00,587 --> 01:52:04,900 She's... sort of lost. 664 01:52:06,559 --> 01:52:08,762 Maybe you could just give her a little more time. 665 01:52:14,467 --> 01:52:16,703 Anyway, uh... 666 01:52:16,770 --> 01:52:18,705 I'm sorry that— 667 01:52:48,668 --> 01:52:50,637 [ Inaudible ] 668 01:53:16,960 --> 01:53:17,997 Okay, people, let's go. 669 01:53:18,980 --> 01:53:20,367 Party's over. Let's go home. Let's go home. 670 01:53:20,467 --> 01:53:23,200 [ Maynard ] You're definitely gonna have to go down to the DMV. 671 01:53:23,103 --> 01:53:25,638 Okay, Maynard, let's go. Chuck's had a big day. 672 01:53:25,705 --> 01:53:27,707 - I have to briefthis man on his meetings tomorrow... - I know. 673 01:53:27,807 --> 01:53:29,709 with the accountants and the attorneys, all right? 674 01:53:29,809 --> 01:53:32,312 I will see you bright and early in the morning. 675 01:53:32,379 --> 01:53:36,649 - Hey, Chuck, welcome home. We love you. - Becca, I need to speak to you. 676 01:53:36,716 --> 01:53:40,353 You know, Chuck, we gotta catch up on some ofthat fishin', now. 677 01:53:40,453 --> 01:53:42,389 Take care. 678 01:53:44,991 --> 01:53:47,427 - Good night. - Good night. 679 01:53:50,563 --> 01:53:52,999 You got everything you need? Okay. 680 01:53:53,660 --> 01:53:55,100 Well, ifyou need anything, just sign for it... 681 01:53:55,680 --> 01:53:57,337 and I'll see you in the morning. 682 01:53:57,404 --> 01:54:00,206 Get some sleep, okay? We got another big day tomorrow. 683 01:54:00,306 --> 01:54:02,742 It takes a lot of paperwork to bring back a man. 684 01:54:04,411 --> 01:54:07,681 - Bring you back to life, man. - [ Becca ] Bye, Chuck. 685 01:54:07,747 --> 01:54:10,160 - Take care, now. - Tomorrow. 686 01:54:10,830 --> 01:54:12,285 Tomorrow we're gonna bring you back to life. 687 01:55:57,157 --> 01:55:59,920 How long are you gonna be, man? 688 01:56:01,695 --> 01:56:04,330 Well... 689 01:56:04,431 --> 01:56:07,534 - how long will that buy me? - About ten minutes. 690 01:56:31,725 --> 01:56:33,760 I'm awake. 691 01:56:33,860 --> 01:56:35,895 I sawyour taxi drive up. 692 01:56:38,465 --> 01:56:40,400 Get in here out ofthe rain. 693 01:56:47,474 --> 01:56:49,676 I saw you down at the hub today... 694 01:56:49,743 --> 01:56:52,780 so I knowyou were down there. 695 01:57:10,430 --> 01:57:12,365 Let me get you a towel. 696 01:57:24,277 --> 01:57:26,246 They're sleeping. 697 01:57:29,949 --> 01:57:32,218 Ifyou come in, I'll make you some coffee. 698 01:57:45,699 --> 01:57:47,600 It's a nice house. 699 01:57:47,701 --> 01:57:49,636 Yeah, we got a nice mortgage too. 700 01:57:57,410 --> 01:58:00,800 What's your daughter's name? 701 01:58:00,146 --> 01:58:04,751 Katie. 702 01:58:08,880 --> 01:58:11,157 - She's a beautiful little girl. - She's a handful. 703 01:58:25,472 --> 01:58:27,407 Just let me get one thing straight here. 704 01:58:37,350 --> 01:58:40,620 We have a pro football team now, but they're in Nashville? 705 01:58:42,989 --> 01:58:46,590 [ Sighs, Chuckles ] 706 01:58:46,159 --> 01:58:51,297 Um, yeah. Oh, my God. Okay. They used to be in Houston. 707 01:58:51,364 --> 01:58:55,502 First they were the Oilers, and now they're the Titans. 708 01:58:55,602 --> 01:58:58,238 The Houston Oilers are the Tennessee Titans? 709 01:58:58,338 --> 01:59:00,240 Yeah. 710 01:59:00,340 --> 01:59:02,242 But that's not all. 711 01:59:02,342 --> 01:59:05,311 They went to the Super Bowl last year. 712 01:59:05,378 --> 01:59:07,981 - And I missed t hat. - You would've died. It was so exciting. 713 01:59:08,480 --> 01:59:11,584 They almost won by one yard. One lousyyard right at the end. 714 01:59:14,200 --> 01:59:17,323 I got whole milk, 2% and nonfat. 715 01:59:17,390 --> 01:59:19,659 I don't have any half-and-half, and that's what you like. 716 01:59:20,894 --> 01:59:22,862 That'll do fine. 717 01:59:35,909 --> 01:59:38,178 What happened to you becoming a professor? 718 01:59:40,180 --> 01:59:43,950 You're not Dr. Kelly Frears-Lovett? 719 01:59:47,153 --> 01:59:49,589 When you, um— 720 01:59:49,689 --> 01:59:52,525 When your plane went down... 721 01:59:52,592 --> 01:59:54,861 everythingjust sort of got put on hold. 722 01:59:57,731 --> 02:00:00,200 I think about taking it up again, though. 723 02:00:12,379 --> 02:00:14,280 I came out here to give you this. 724 02:00:16,160 --> 02:00:17,951 Oh, my God. 725 02:00:20,200 --> 02:00:21,955 I'm sorry it doesn't work. 726 02:00:23,556 --> 02:00:26,292 And I, uh, I kept the picture. 727 02:00:27,594 --> 02:00:29,596 It was all faded anyway. 728 02:00:30,964 --> 02:00:33,767 I want you to have it. I gave it to you. 729 02:00:33,867 --> 02:00:36,936 That's a family heirloom, and it should stay in your family. 730 02:00:46,980 --> 02:00:49,783 That's everything I have from when you went down to now. 731 02:00:51,985 --> 02:00:54,487 They said they never figured out what caused the crash. 732 02:00:54,587 --> 02:00:58,158 Probably some mislabeled hazardous material caught fire. 733 02:01:02,495 --> 02:01:04,831 So here's where that ship found you. 734 02:01:06,166 --> 02:01:09,335 You drifted about 500 miles. 735 02:01:09,436 --> 02:01:11,638 This is where your island was... 736 02:01:11,738 --> 02:01:15,410 about 600 miles south ofthe Cook Islands. 737 02:01:16,676 --> 02:01:18,878 And these are the search grids. 738 02:01:18,978 --> 02:01:21,848 Ships went back and forth for weeks looking foryou. 739 02:01:30,924 --> 02:01:33,260 I never should've gotten on that plane. 740 02:01:35,362 --> 02:01:37,864 I never should've gotten out ofthe car. 741 02:01:41,701 --> 02:01:43,636 I wanna show you something. 742 02:01:45,705 --> 02:01:47,674 Come here. 743 02:01:57,317 --> 02:01:59,219 This is- This is our car. 744 02:02:01,621 --> 02:02:03,556 You kept our car. 745 02:02:05,725 --> 02:02:09,290 All right, now, this is weird. 746 02:02:17,504 --> 02:02:19,672 It's a good car. 747 02:02:19,739 --> 02:02:22,420 Had a lot of memories in this car. 748 02:02:22,142 --> 02:02:24,744 Two very nice memories. 749 02:02:24,844 --> 02:02:26,913 Oh, that trip down to the Gulf, yeah. 750 02:02:29,482 --> 02:02:31,384 So, can I drive it? 751 02:02:31,484 --> 02:02:33,420 It's your car. 752 02:02:41,940 --> 02:02:44,264 That's good, 'cause my- my taxi's gone. 753 02:02:50,403 --> 02:02:52,739 Um— 754 02:02:52,806 --> 02:02:54,774 Let me get some stuff out ofthe back. 755 02:03:17,263 --> 02:03:19,666 You thinkyou're gonna have more kids? 756 02:03:19,766 --> 02:03:21,668 I don't know. 757 02:03:21,768 --> 02:03:24,604 It's kind ofconfusing right now. 758 02:03:24,704 --> 02:03:27,407 Well, you should. 759 02:03:27,474 --> 02:03:29,476 I mean, really, you should. 760 02:03:31,911 --> 02:03:33,813 I would. 761 02:03:35,982 --> 02:03:37,917 So, what now? 762 02:03:40,954 --> 02:03:42,856 I don't know. 763 02:03:45,392 --> 02:03:47,327 I really don't know. 764 02:03:55,769 --> 02:03:57,670 [ Starts Engine ] 765 02:04:00,600 --> 02:04:01,975 You said you'd be right back. 766 02:04:07,180 --> 02:04:09,115 I'm so sorry. 767 02:04:11,170 --> 02:04:12,986 Me too. 768 02:05:21,888 --> 02:05:32,432 Chuck! 769 02:05:40,240 --> 02:05:42,909 I knew it. 770 02:05:42,976 --> 02:05:45,111 But everybody said I had to stop saying that— 771 02:05:45,211 --> 02:05:47,247 that I had to let you go. 772 02:05:48,615 --> 02:05:51,518 I love you. 773 02:05:51,618 --> 02:05:53,486 You're the love of my life. 774 02:05:56,560 --> 02:05:57,991 I love you too, Kelly. 775 02:05:59,592 --> 02:06:01,494 More than you'll ever know. 776 02:06:51,177 --> 02:06:53,790 Chuck? 777 02:06:59,986 --> 02:07:02,822 You have to go home. 778 02:07:51,104 --> 02:07:53,139 We both had done the math, and— 779 02:07:55,575 --> 02:07:57,944 Kelly added it all up. 780 02:07:59,612 --> 02:08:01,548 She knew she had to let me go. 781 02:08:01,614 --> 02:08:05,985 I added it up, knew that I'd— 782 02:08:06,860 --> 02:08:07,987 I'd lost her. 783 02:08:09,889 --> 02:08:12,125 'Cause I was never gonna get offthat island. 784 02:08:15,128 --> 02:08:17,731 I was gonna die there... 785 02:08:17,797 --> 02:08:19,766 totally alone. 786 02:08:26,139 --> 02:08:29,900 I mean, I was gonna get sick or I was gonna get injured or something. 787 02:08:33,146 --> 02:08:35,115 The only choice I had... 788 02:08:37,784 --> 02:08:40,860 the only thing I could control... 789 02:08:42,155 --> 02:08:45,625 was when and how... 790 02:08:45,692 --> 02:08:47,627 and where that was gonna happen. 791 02:08:47,694 --> 02:08:52,198 So... I made a rope. 792 02:08:55,268 --> 02:08:58,171 And I went up to the summit to hang myself. 793 02:09:01,708 --> 02:09:03,843 But I had to test it, you know? 794 02:09:03,943 --> 02:09:06,846 Ofcourse. You know me. 795 02:09:08,815 --> 02:09:10,717 And the weight ofthe log... 796 02:09:10,817 --> 02:09:14,120 snapped the limb ofthe tree. 797 02:09:14,187 --> 02:09:16,122 So I-I— 798 02:09:16,189 --> 02:09:18,825 I couldn't even kill myself the way I wanted to. 799 02:09:18,925 --> 02:09:21,861 I had power over nothing. 800 02:09:30,336 --> 02:09:33,873 And that's when this feeling came over me like a warm blanket. 801 02:09:37,944 --> 02:09:39,979 I knew... 802 02:09:40,460 --> 02:09:42,349 somehow... 803 02:09:42,415 --> 02:09:44,751 that I had to stay alive. 804 02:09:46,386 --> 02:09:48,321 Somehow. 805 02:09:49,389 --> 02:09:51,691 I had to keep breathing... 806 02:09:54,227 --> 02:09:56,329 even though there was no reason to hope. 807 02:09:58,431 --> 02:10:02,168 And all my logic said that I would never see this place again. 808 02:10:07,600 --> 02:10:09,843 So that's what I did. 809 02:10:09,909 --> 02:10:12,445 I stayed alive. 810 02:10:12,545 --> 02:10:14,447 I kept breathing. 811 02:10:16,716 --> 02:10:18,952 And then one day that logic was proven all wrong... 812 02:10:19,520 --> 02:10:20,954 because the tide... 813 02:10:23,890 --> 02:10:25,592 came in, gave me a sail. 814 02:10:30,263 --> 02:10:32,232 And now, here I am. 815 02:10:35,568 --> 02:10:38,538 I'm back... 816 02:10:38,605 --> 02:10:41,107 in Memphis, talking to you. 817 02:10:43,243 --> 02:10:45,779 I have ice in my glass. 818 02:10:52,452 --> 02:10:54,821 And I've lost her all over again. 819 02:11:02,629 --> 02:11:05,980 I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. 820 02:11:10,236 --> 02:11:13,640 But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. 821 02:11:20,814 --> 02:11:22,949 And I know what I have to do now. 822 02:11:25,819 --> 02:11:27,921 I gotta keep breathing. 823 02:11:30,523 --> 02:11:33,260 Because tomorrow, the sun will rise. 824 02:11:34,294 --> 02:11:36,796 Who knows what the tide could bring? 825 02:11:50,710 --> 02:11:54,347 ?? 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[ Ends ] 827 02:12:42,395 --> 02:12:50,704 Hello! 828 02:12:56,242 --> 02:12:58,345 [ Whistles ] 829 02:12:58,411 --> 02:13:00,580 FedEx! 830 02:13:38,118 --> 02:13:40,860 [ DoorAlarm Beeping ] 831 02:14:08,148 --> 02:14:11,284 - You look lost. - I do? 832 02:14:11,351 --> 02:14:13,653 Where are you headed? 833 02:14:17,323 --> 02:14:19,292 Well, I wasjust about to figure that out. 834 02:14:20,960 --> 02:14:23,263 Well, that's 83 South. 835 02:14:23,329 --> 02:14:27,367 And this road here will hookyou up with I-40 East. 836 02:14:27,467 --> 02:14:29,703 Ifyou turn right... 837 02:14:29,803 --> 02:14:33,473 that'll take you to Amarillo, Flagstaff... 838 02:14:33,573 --> 02:14:35,508 California. 839 02:14:36,676 --> 02:14:38,611 And ifyou head back that direction... 840 02:14:38,678 --> 02:14:41,681 you'll find a whole lotta nothin' all the way to Canada. 841 02:14:43,717 --> 02:14:45,652 I got it. 842 02:14:45,719 --> 02:14:47,954 All right, then. 843 02:14:50,490 --> 02:14:52,392 Good luck, cowboy.