1 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:23,823 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:58,758 ANNOUNCER: Tight game here 3 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,427 halfway through the fourth quarter-- two points. 4 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:01,961 Need a defensive stop. Carlson cuts to the middle. 5 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:03,997 Pick-and-roll, alley-oop, slam dunk. 6 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:05,265 Wow. What a play. 7 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:07,000 That was easy. Beautiful pass... 8 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:08,768 (audio rewinding) 9 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,437 ...halfway through the fourth quarter-- two points. 10 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,372 Need a defensive stop. Carlson cuts to the middle. 11 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,674 -Pick-and-roll, alley-oop, slam dunk. -(water running) 12 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,176 Wow. What a play. That was easy. 13 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:19,120 Beautiful pass from Carlson to Carriere. 14 00:01:19,450 --> 00:01:21,147 -(tablet beeps) -(water stops) 15 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:24,351 Do you know that you don't have any soap in your bathroom? 16 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,286 Oh, yeah, I got to pick some up. 17 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:30,457 Do you want me to... call you an Uber? 18 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,292 No, I'm good. 19 00:01:32,325 --> 00:01:33,927 Lyft? 20 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:38,465 No, I drove myself. I'm on my way out. 21 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,367 Ah. 22 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,302 You-you need something? 23 00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:47,507 Just these. 24 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:50,377 -Oh. -(tablet beeps) 25 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:51,911 -Oh, you like basketball? -(video resumes playing) 26 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,581 It's my job. I'm a coach. 27 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,383 Oh, really? What, high school? 28 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:57,951 Professional. 29 00:01:58,180 --> 00:01:59,552 In Des Moines? 30 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:01,721 Iowa Stallions, J League. 31 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,289 J League? 32 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:06,590 Wow. So only like four or five big promotions 33 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,295 and you're all the way up in the B League. 34 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,765 That's good. 35 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,566 -(video stops) -Truth be told, 36 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,902 I should be coaching in the NBA. 37 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,700 Then why aren't you? 38 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:21,508 Because there's a lot of, uh, politics involved and-- 39 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:24,911 Well, don't worry, darling. I... I will be soon enough. 40 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,913 "Darlin'"? Okay. 41 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:31,651 Hey. That was fun. 42 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:34,821 I, uh... I think you're a great gal. 43 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:36,256 (laughs) 44 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:37,624 -What? -Nothing. 45 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,359 You just-- you seem to think 46 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,227 that I need some hand-holding here, and I'm good. 47 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:43,960 This is not my first time swiping right. 48 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:45,131 Apparently. 49 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,368 Oh, no. Did I hurt your feelings? 50 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:50,804 -I'm trying to be a nice guy here. -You are? 51 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,672 Why are you being such an ***hole? 52 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,800 You're focused on SportsCenter, calling me "darling," 53 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:57,143 -and yet I'm the a... -It's not SportsCenter. 54 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,778 I have a big game tonight. 55 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:02,248 I should've known I was in for a real meeting of the minds 56 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:05,151 when I saw you only had one book in your apartment. 57 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,554 I actually have many books. 58 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:10,623 They're in storage. I-I tend to travel light. 59 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,460 And it's called Visualize Success. 60 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,695 -Powerful stuff. -Hey. 61 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,497 Don't knock visualization. 62 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:18,965 -That stuff works. -Yeah? 63 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:19,933 Did you visualize this? 64 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:32,579 No, I, uh, I visualized you leaving a lot earlier. 65 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:34,800 (door opens) 66 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:38,585 -Did you hear that? -Wow, what a zinger. 67 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:39,886 (door closes) 68 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,556 (arena horn blows) 69 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,291 -(whistle blows) -(crowd cheering) 70 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:46,760 PERRETTI: All right, guys, keep it moving! Let's go! 71 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,695 MARCUS: Get it down! Get it down there! 72 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,398 You got to make that! 73 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:54,670 Ross, rotate! Rotate! 74 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:56,169 Hey, remind me why our leading scorer's on the bench. 75 00:03:56,202 --> 00:03:58,772 Get your man! Come on! Move the ball! 76 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:01,141 All right, now, ge-- Timmy, box him out! 77 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:02,842 Keep it moving! Defense! 78 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,770 MARCUS: That's his second turnover. 79 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:07,800 (crowd groaning) 80 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,581 How many times you gonna turn the ball over 81 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:10,617 before we sit his *** down? 82 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,619 (whistle blows) 83 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:14,540 PERRETTI: Move! 84 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,755 -Uh, put Derrick in for Moran. -Post up! 85 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:18,925 He doesn't listen to me. 86 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:21,528 Are we trying to lose this game? 87 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:22,228 I don't believe so. 88 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,650 PERRETTI: Trap! Trap! Trap! 89 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:26,933 Why are we doubling on the perimeter? 90 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:29,602 They're passing out of it, killing us three-on-two. 91 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:32,372 I want them to figure out how to defend the three on two. 92 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:35,241 Yeah, well, they're not-- Rotate, damn it! 93 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,376 -CROWD (chanting): Defense! -Marcus. 94 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:38,211 -Defense! -Have a seat. 95 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:40,714 -Defense! Defense! -(rhythmic clapping) 96 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:42,150 PERRETTI: Rotate! 97 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:44,951 CROWD: Defense! Defense! 98 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:46,286 -(crowd cheers, whistle blows) -PERRETTI: Time-out! Time-out! 99 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:47,987 Time-out! 100 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:49,823 -(arena horn blows) -Okay, guys. Bring it in. 101 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:52,392 Bring it in. Come on. 102 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:55,462 ARENA ANNOUNCER: Don't forget, Friday night is Kids' Night. 103 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:56,963 We're running side-out-down. 104 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:59,199 Inbound to Mike. Timmy sets the screen. 105 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,734 Jared, go in for the slam dunk. 106 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,669 -Okay? -No, not okay. 107 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:05,500 -What? -That's a terrible call, Phil. 108 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:07,974 Marcus, it's my team. You're my assistant. 109 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,110 But I-I can get us a better shot. 110 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:11,911 I know how they defend this situation. 111 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,848 I watched it this morning. We still inbound to Mike. 112 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,649 Derrick, we're gonna run the split action with you. 113 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:19,652 Marcus. Marcus! Go to the locker room. 114 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,955 And let you blow this possession? Hell no. 115 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,390 -We inbound... -Okay, okay. That's it. That's it. 116 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:25,825 Get off the court. Go on. Get off the court. 117 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,927 -Okay, I'm going. -(grunts) 118 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,620 -(crowd shouting, booing) -(cameras clicking) 119 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:35,201 (shouting and booing grows louder) 120 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:40,340 All right. Okay, come on. 121 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,275 We got a game to win, all right? 122 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:44,844 You know, Jalen, we don't show 123 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,413 a lot of J League highlights on this show. 124 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,982 Maybe we should. It's the gateway to the NBA. 125 00:05:49,150 --> 00:05:51,551 It's full of freak athletes making great plays. 126 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:54,621 Yes, sir. They got some springy dudes down there. 127 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:57,900 Remember Marcus Marakovich? Great young coach. 128 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,958 Took Abilene Christian to the Elite Eight. 129 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:01,940 I remember. Then he got the Ohio State job. 130 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,262 Right. And then he lost the Ohio State job 131 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,964 for losing it on one of his players. 132 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:07,670 He bounced around internationally for a while. 133 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:10,300 Now he's an assistant coach for the Iowa Stallions. 134 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,539 Now, he didn't like what the head coach drew up, 135 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:15,208 and, look, he goes all WWE on his boss. 136 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,430 -Uh... -No. Uh-oh. 137 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:18,645 -Want me to turn it off? -(crowd booing over TV) 138 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:21,147 Mm, no. Turn it up. 139 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,916 After all that nonsense, 140 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:23,850 there's still six seconds of basketball to be played, 141 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,190 and this is where we want to see the team 142 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:27,921 rally around a coach, execute the play, buzzer beater. 143 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:29,155 Instead... 144 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,891 Oh! Get that shot out of here! 145 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,593 You had me going, SVP. 146 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,462 I thought this story had a nice ending. 147 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:37,970 That wasn't nice. 148 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,998 No, the block was nice, but right now, no, 149 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,867 nothing but bad news for the Iowa Stallions 150 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,369 and Marcus Marakovich. 151 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,771 (groans) Turn it off. 152 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,573 ("Whiskey River" by Willie Nelson playing) 153 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:50,910 See? I told him that play was horseshit. 154 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,713 ♪ Whiskey River, take my mind... ♪ 155 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:57,784 (song continues over car stereo) 156 00:06:57,817 --> 00:06:59,352 (phone chimes) 157 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,323 SONNY (recorded): Yo, Marcus. You made SportsCenter. 158 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,250 That's pretty cool. 159 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:06,726 What an idiot. 160 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,261 You're an idiot. 161 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,463 -(horns blaring) -(tires squealing) 162 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:13,199 Relax. 163 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,568 Take a chill pill. I saw you. 164 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,438 (chuckles) 165 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:21,740 Poor *******s. 166 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,900 -(car crashes) -(music stops) 167 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:30,650 Hey, thanks, man! 168 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:35,722 Ah, shit. 169 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:37,223 (camera clicking) 170 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,994 ♪ ♪ 171 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,938 (snoring) 172 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,809 (door buzzes) 173 00:07:57,677 --> 00:07:59,813 OFFICER: Marakovich? 174 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:02,415 Let's go. You posted. 175 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:10,490 -(quiet chatter) -(phones ringing) 176 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:14,794 (chuckles softly) 177 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,997 Huh. You were the last person I expected to see, Phil. 178 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:20,834 We go back too far, Marcus. 179 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,969 You know what a meme is? 180 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:24,404 You're a meme now. 181 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,139 My granddaughter sent this to me. 182 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,708 She's been sharing with all her little friends. 183 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,176 MALE VOICE (over phone): Finish him! 184 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:32,712 MARCUS: Oh. At least it's pretty funny. 185 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,480 No. It's not. 186 00:08:35,810 --> 00:08:36,883 It's not funny. 187 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,251 All right. Okay. 188 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,520 I-I messed up, obviously, 189 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,422 and I... I'm sorry. 190 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:45,859 -You don't sound sorry. -Well, I am sorry. 191 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:49,290 I mean, I'm not entirely sorry. 192 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,131 I mean, should I apologize 193 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:52,799 for wanting to win a basketball game? 194 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:54,601 By knocking me on my ***? 195 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:57,737 Look, I... I'm frustrated because you never listen to me. 196 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:00,540 I told you that lob play was dumb. 197 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,842 If you'd have run the split action with Derrick... 198 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,311 Do you know why I didn't run the play with Derrick? 199 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,247 (stammers) A misdirection maybe, 200 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,282 but at least use him as a decoy and... 201 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,618 His grandmother is in the hospital. 202 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,753 She had a stroke. 203 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,880 Mm. Okay. 204 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,657 Well, I mean, she's old, right? 205 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:20,527 It shouldn't matter, Marcus! The woman raised him. 206 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,530 Look, he was upset. His head wasn't in the game. 207 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,398 But you wouldn't know that 208 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,867 because you don't bother to get to know any of the guys. 209 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,402 What do you mean? I know the guys. 210 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,938 I-I know Jinky can't go to his left, 211 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:33,573 Balanko is strictly catch and shoot... 212 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:37,177 As people! Human beings. 213 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,546 Look, Marcus, you know the game 214 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:45,285 better than anybody I have ever played or coached with, but... 215 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,530 (scoffs) 216 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:49,550 ...you got to learn to build relationships, man. 217 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:50,390 (laughs): Okay. 218 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,659 That-that is so adorable. 219 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,961 (stammers) What, are we living in Hoosiers now, 220 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,429 and I should go home and work on 221 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:59,366 my inspirational locker room speeches? 222 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,434 You were a prick in college, and you haven't changed. 223 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:05,205 That's why you never stick anywhere. 224 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:08,274 Ohio State. Greece. Turkey. 225 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,377 Oh, now, Turkey, that was strictly 226 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,278 a language barrier issue. 227 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,814 You literally kicked a player in his behind, 228 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,549 bruised his coccyx. 229 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,685 And he spoke English. The kid was from Detroit. 230 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:19,953 I get your point, okay? 231 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,588 I'm gonna take the time, 232 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,457 -and I'm gonna cultivate relationships... -No. No. 233 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,326 -No, I'll get to... -Marcus. 234 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,328 You're fired. 235 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,330 It came down from the front office. 236 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,833 ♪ ♪ 237 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,368 McGURK (mispronounces): Marcus Marakovich? 238 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,170 Uh, Marakovich. 239 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,305 Attorney Charlie McGurk. I'm gonna be representing you. 240 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,107 Oh, good. 241 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,760 So am I in a lot of trouble? 242 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,911 -Not with me in your corner you're not. -(chuckles) 243 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:46,279 Okay? You relax. 244 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,814 I do ten of these DUI cases a day, 245 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,449 (mispronounces): Mr. Marakovich. 246 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,718 This is gonna be quick and hopefully painless. 247 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,253 Okay? You let me do my thing. 248 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,388 We get you out of here with a fine and... 249 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,424 (groans) Fist me! 250 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,626 -What? -(sighs) 251 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,294 The judge. 252 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,763 We got Mary Menendez. "Hanging Mary." 253 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,432 "Hanging Mary"? 254 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,766 She's the toughest judge in Des Moines. 255 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,435 She's a real stickler. 256 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,437 And she does not like drunk drivers. 257 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,380 Oh, son of a *****. 258 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:15,408 Whoa, whoa. No boo-boo words. 259 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:18,378 Okay? There's no swearing of any kind in Menendez's courtroom. 260 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,280 Just let me do the talking, okay? 261 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,848 Unless you're addressed directly by the judge, 262 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,483 -don't say a word. -Okay. 263 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,985 And try to look pathetic. 264 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,722 Yeah, there you go. That's perfect. 265 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,250 Can you fake a limp? 266 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:33,993 I'm not doing that. 267 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:36,620 Okay, I'm gonna ask you this, and I need you to be honest. 268 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,131 Are you drunk right now? 269 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:39,699 No, I'm not drunk. 270 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,235 (chuckles): Okay, good, 'cause I've had several. 271 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:43,970 One of us needs to be straight. 272 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,473 Get your game face on. 273 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,208 Driving with a blood-alcohol level 274 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,243 three times the legal limit, 275 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:51,644 damaging a police vehicle, resisting arrest. 276 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:55,715 No. Uh, I just, uh, asked for their badge numbers. 277 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,683 I didn't resist. 278 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,351 Ow! 279 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,420 I told you to let me do the talking. 280 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,890 You just smacked me. I'm just telling the truth. 281 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,892 -(quietly): ****weed. -Boo-boo word. 282 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,193 Mr. Marakovich, would you like me 283 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,995 to add contempt of court to the list? 284 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:11,364 Because it seems to me you have enough charges as is. 285 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,166 No, Judge, that's plenty. 286 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,167 It's "Your Honor." 287 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,236 Your Honor. Sorry. 288 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,506 I'm gonna make you an offer, Mr. Marakovich. 289 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,941 Now, I understand you are a professional basketball coach. 290 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,209 Is that correct? 291 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,945 -Uh, yes, Your Honor. -Okay. 292 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,947 In light of that information, 293 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,716 I will offer you community service: 294 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,284 coaching at a local rec center. 295 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,253 Community service? I-- No, I can't... 296 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:36,122 -Uh, a moment to confer, Your Honor. -Yes. 297 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,924 (whispering): Just shut up, you lucky son of a *****. 298 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:39,492 (whispering): I'm not feeling lucky. 299 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,927 She said community service. 300 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,862 -That's the ju... -But community service? 301 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,980 I need to be in other cities wh-where I'm gonna be working. 302 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,733 -(sighs) -I can't stay in Des Moines. 303 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,768 I-I can't take community service. 304 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,705 Oh. You can't take community service? Okay. 305 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,807 So, uh, with that in mind, then... 306 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,609 ...you are hereby sentenced to serve 307 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,878 18 months incarceration in prison. 308 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,513 Time to be served at... 309 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,383 Uh, uh, I-I-I do apologize, uh, Your Honor. 310 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,684 I think there's some kind of misapprehension here because 311 00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:08,254 -we were talking about... I said... -Hmm? 312 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,558 We both were talking when you said, "Take community service." 313 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,760 I don't... I don't want to take comm-- 314 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,762 I want to give to the community. 315 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,697 I want to give freely. 316 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:21,134 I'm all ears. Wh-What did you have in mind? 317 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,402 Good decision, Mr. Marakovich. 318 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,170 As I was saying, 319 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:28,708 I will offer you 90 days' community service, 320 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:31,478 coaching adults with intellectual disabilities 321 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,280 at The Friends Association in Capitol East. 322 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,982 Um, Your Honor? 323 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,451 Uh, when you say "intellectual disabilities," 324 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,860 what are we talking here? 325 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,888 -Uh... -Yes? 326 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,157 -Are we talking retar... -Oh. 327 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,426 -...ded Americans? -(clears throat) 328 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:50,300 Because, y-you know, it seems kind of redundant 329 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,933 that, you know, in a sense, Americans, we are re-- 330 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,136 you know, we're-we're those-- 331 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,500 I-I'm talking about myself, too, you know? I'm a... 332 00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:00,400 Your Honor, I just have to state for the record, 333 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:04,100 I literally just met "What's His Pickle" here 334 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,945 20 minutes ago. Okay? 335 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,614 I don't think his words should reflect on me going forward, 336 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,116 future hearings. 337 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,518 MARCUS: No, I-I just-- I-I want to say 338 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,386 the right thing, but I don't know-- 339 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:17,590 If I can't say the "R" word, what-what do I, uh, call them? 340 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,794 May I suggest you call them by their names? 341 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:27,667 That's, uh... that's very astute, Your Honor. (sniffs) 342 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,703 ♪ ♪ 343 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,508 -Come on. -(indistinct chatter) 344 00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:53,993 (whistle blows) 345 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,595 MARCUS: Gentlemen! 346 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,597 Can you come this way? 347 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,666 ♪ ♪ 348 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,614 Okay. Right. Yeah, come on up. 349 00:15:17,170 --> 00:15:19,119 ♪ ♪ 350 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:27,761 Okay, fellas, my name is Marcus Marakovich, 351 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,829 and I am going to be your basketball coach 352 00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,310 for the next three months. 353 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,732 -Nope. -(chuckling) 354 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,368 Wait. What? 355 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,470 I said, "Nope." 356 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,677 Is this something he normally does? 357 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,245 Nope. 358 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,614 That's Darius. He's our best player. 359 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,117 I'm Johnny. 360 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,687 I'm your homey with an extra chromey. 361 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:54,688 (grunts): Whoa. 362 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,389 I love animals. 363 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,758 My sister's an actress. My dog's name is Peaches. 364 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,561 Johnny, that-that is one funky musk 365 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,129 you got going there, brother. 366 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,465 What do you say we end this hug right about now? 367 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,766 Okay. 368 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,601 Wow. 369 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,869 Whew. Okay. 370 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,571 My eyes are watering. 371 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,873 Let's, uh, let's take a knee. 372 00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:16,276 Coach, I didn't know we'd be kneeling, 373 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,744 so I didn't wear my knee pads, 374 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,479 and I'm worried about my patella. 375 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,915 Your patella? Okay, well, you can stand. 376 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,616 -Thanks. -That's Marlon. 377 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,185 He speaks Mandarin Chinese. 378 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,152 (speaks Mandarin) 379 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,520 Huh. 380 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,289 That's Benny. 381 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,524 -He works in the best restaurant in town. -O-Okay. 382 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,760 Uh, there's plenty of time to get acquainted later, Johnny, 383 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:37,163 but for now, let's everybody, uh, partner up. 384 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,632 Uh, Coach? I don't need a partner. 385 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,101 I've got a girlfriend. 386 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,769 Wonderful. 387 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,604 Actually, I got two. 388 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,272 No, you don't. 389 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:49,342 It's the same girl. She just changes her hair. 390 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,277 And she knows how to get around. 391 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,130 (laughing): Oh, now, now. Whoa. Whoa. 392 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,748 -Take it easy. -(laughter) 393 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,750 CRAIG: So what? 394 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,785 Why can't she have a lot of boyfriends? 395 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,687 I've got two girlfriends. 396 00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:02,322 -No, you don't. -(laughter) 397 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,924 They're best friends. 398 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,860 They live in a group home. I'm gonna live there, too. 399 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,294 Okay, Johnny. 400 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,697 Um... I'll tell you what. 401 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,632 Let's everybody stand up. 402 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,301 We're gonna do a little drill. 403 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:18,400 Uh, you guys, uh, Snap, Crackle and Pop... 404 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:20,840 (laughter) 405 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,710 Snap, Crackle and Pop! That's not their names! 406 00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:26,579 Yeah, I'm Craig. This is Cody. 407 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,314 -I'm Blair. -MARCUS: Okay. 408 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:31,351 Craig, Cody, Blair, we're going to do 409 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,720 a simple ball-handling exercise. 410 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,355 Uh, my girlfriend loves those. 411 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,123 Oh, my God. 412 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,992 Can you just forget your girlfriend for a minute? 413 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,393 You can play with her later. 414 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,290 We don't play. We have ***. 415 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,660 I go to her place, and we do it. 416 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:48,435 -All the *** moves. -Mm-hmm. 417 00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:59,512 (chuckles) 418 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,680 Okay. 419 00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:02,949 Watch, Coach. 420 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:07,520 Big balls. Yeah. 421 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,890 What's that guy's deal? 422 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,758 -Showtime? He's a specialist. -A specialist? 423 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,626 Yeah, he's the only player in the league 424 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,496 who shoots backwards from half court, and he's on our team. 425 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,566 Pretty good shot, huh, Coach? 426 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,102 No, that's a terrible shot. 427 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,273 Now, that's a good shot. 428 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,775 Looking good there, Darius. 429 00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:31,111 Nope. I'm not playing for you. 430 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,949 (sighs heavily) 431 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,751 (laughing) 432 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,293 -(Julio sniffs) -(Marcus sighs) 433 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,562 This is impossible. 434 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,310 Hey, don't worry about it. 435 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,733 You'll have them all done before you know it. 436 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:56,803 No, no, I-I'm talking about the team. 437 00:18:56,870 --> 00:19:00,306 It-It's impossible to coach these guys. 438 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,143 You know, impossible is not a fact. 439 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,778 It's an opinion. 440 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:08,515 Please don't quote cat posters to me. 441 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,351 Look, Marcus, they're Special Olympics athletes. 442 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,987 You don't have to turn them into the Lakers. 443 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,523 They just need to feel like a team. 444 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,258 You know, I snuck a couple peeks in there today. 445 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,759 It looks like you were doing good. 446 00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:20,827 Doing good? 447 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,829 I-I didn't coach any basketball. 448 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,165 I was mostly hearing about Craig's girlfriend. 449 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,333 Uh-huh. Huh. I hear he has two. 450 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,602 Well, it's not clear. 451 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,938 You know, the one guy who can actually play 452 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,173 won't play for me. 453 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,275 Yeah, Darius. 454 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,810 Ah, you know what? 455 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,978 I... I don't, I don't care. 456 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,247 I-I just... 457 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,550 (sighs) 458 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,952 By the way, what-what happened to the guy 459 00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:47,520 who was coaching before me? 460 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,457 Oh, we don't talk about him. 461 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,459 They kill him? 462 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:53,626 No. 463 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:54,994 (chuckles): No, no. 464 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:55,995 He quit before the season was over. 465 00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:58,298 The team was very upset. 466 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,200 (sighs) Right. 467 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,735 But we won't have that problem with you 468 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,970 because we've got you for 90 days. 469 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,380 Guaranteed. 470 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:07,400 Yeah. 471 00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:08,408 90 days. 472 00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:11,511 Very psyched. 473 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,949 ("My Way Home" by Citizen Cope playing) 474 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:20,453 ♪ Sometimes I miss a step ♪ 475 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:25,358 ♪ I stumble here and there ♪ 476 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:32,599 ♪ I'm finding my way home ♪ 477 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,405 ♪ If I'm lost... ♪ 478 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,406 Hi, Coach! 479 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,241 (song fades) 480 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,509 Johnny, right? 481 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,411 Do you have a guinea pig? 482 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,679 No. 483 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,514 I do. Do you want a ride? 484 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:51,170 Who's driving? Not your guinea pig, I hope. 485 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,619 (chuckles) Honeybun can't drive. 486 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,320 Come on. 487 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,456 All right. 488 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,580 (grunts) 489 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,362 Thanks for the lift. Kind of chilly out there. 490 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,596 I'm freezing my balls off. 491 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,565 This is my sister, Alex. 492 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,434 She's my best friend. 493 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,350 Ah. Well, nice to meet you, Al-- 494 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,471 Oh! (chuckles nervously) 495 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:14,941 -What's the matter? -What's the matter? 496 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,943 No, n-nothing. 497 00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:19,179 No. No, i-it's-- she-- 498 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:21,715 your, uh-- she... (chuckles) 499 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:25,752 Sh-She looks a lot like someone I used to know. 500 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,188 -(chuckles) -Do I? Huh. Well... 501 00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:31,591 It's very nice to meet you for the first time, Coach. 502 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,493 Yeah. (stammers) Marcus. 503 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,363 Marcus. Wow, that's really a nice name, Marcus. 504 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,132 Hey, listen, Marcus, you coach The Friends? 505 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,667 -Is that what I'm hearing? -Uh, yep. 506 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,469 Yep, I, uh... 507 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,304 (chuckles) Kind of a funny story, really. 508 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,272 Yeah? Tell me. 509 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,508 Yeah, well, I mean, it's... 510 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,744 (Marcus stammers) 511 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:51,978 It's not "ha ha" funny. 512 00:21:52,450 --> 00:21:53,947 It's not even-- It's not funny. 513 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,682 It didn't seem like it was going anywhere funny. 514 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,150 -(Marcus and Alex chuckle) -Coach, do you want to do 515 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:58,518 carpool karaoke with us? 516 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,387 Uh, no. You know what? 517 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,288 I-I don't like carpool kara-- I don't like karaoke... 518 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,591 ♪ I get knocked down, and I get up again ♪ 519 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,326 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 520 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,828 ♪ I get knocked down, and I get up again ♪ 521 00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:11,640 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 522 00:22:11,131 --> 00:22:14,434 ♪ Oh, Danny Boy ♪ 523 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:19,720 ♪ Danny Boy, Danny Boy ♪ 524 00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:21,841 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 525 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:23,677 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 526 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,845 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 527 00:22:25,879 --> 00:22:27,280 ("Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba playing) 528 00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:28,982 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 529 00:22:29,490 --> 00:22:30,984 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 530 00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:32,786 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 531 00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:35,655 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 532 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:36,990 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down. ♪ 533 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:39,125 Sorry you got fired, man. 534 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,894 -That sucks. -Yeah. 535 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,696 But at least we're finally hanging out. 536 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,164 You got a great place here. 537 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:45,632 Yep. 538 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,100 Uh, hey, by the way, 539 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:48,635 (clears throat) let me ask you something. 540 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:52,172 -I cannot stay out the entire season. -Mm-mm. 541 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:55,308 And I've been working my, uh, connections, 542 00:22:55,342 --> 00:22:57,310 but it occurs to me that 543 00:22:57,344 --> 00:23:00,847 your uncle is one of the most respected GMs in basketball. 544 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:05,452 And is it possible you could talk to him and help me out? 545 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,753 Absolutely. 546 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,588 (chuckles): Yeah? 547 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:11,240 -Yeah. -Oh. 548 00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:14,270 (stammers) But I don't want it to be, you know, minor league. 549 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:17,597 -I-I want it to be the NBA. -Yeah. 550 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:20,233 You know, fifth assistant, uh, player development, 551 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:22,402 whatever it is, NBA. 552 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,304 Gotcha. I'm on it. 553 00:23:24,337 --> 00:23:25,605 -Yeah? -Yeah. 554 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,740 I knew it. I knew it. 555 00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:29,476 -You're the man. -You're the man. 556 00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:30,844 -No, you're the man. -No. 557 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,747 Sir, you are the man. 558 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:37,350 All right, I am the man. 559 00:23:37,384 --> 00:23:38,852 -You're right. -(laughs) 560 00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:41,870 Hey, you know what? 561 00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:44,570 After I talk to my uncle, we should go out. 562 00:23:44,124 --> 00:23:46,593 Hit the clurb. Get crunk. Get crazy. 563 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:47,927 -(chuckles) -And I'll give you the update. 564 00:23:47,961 --> 00:23:49,796 Listen. 565 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,631 I got an idea. 566 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:52,766 Text me. 567 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,801 Lunch, then. 568 00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:59,406 Okay, guys, today we're gonna work on 569 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,341 the fundamentals of passing. 570 00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:03,710 Arthur, come over here, help me out. 571 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:06,813 All right? Now, we're gonna start with the bounce pass. 572 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,810 You ready? 573 00:24:09,249 --> 00:24:10,984 Okay, you see that? 574 00:24:11,170 --> 00:24:13,453 Thumbs behind the ball, flick of the wrist, bounce pass. 575 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,255 Right? Got it? 576 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,923 Okay, throw it back to me, Arthur. 577 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,391 Good. Good. 578 00:24:18,425 --> 00:24:20,360 Now we're going to do the chest pass. 579 00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:22,662 Same thing, no bounce. 580 00:24:22,696 --> 00:24:24,731 Got it? Nice. 581 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,833 Hey, Coach, your shoe's untied. 582 00:24:28,335 --> 00:24:29,803 -Made you look. -(laughter) 583 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,271 Oh, that's very funny. Yeah. 584 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:32,439 (grunts) 585 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:35,241 (laughter continues) 586 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:37,477 Arthur, what the hell? 587 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,245 Sorry, Coach. 588 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:40,780 Uh, wasn't I supposed to toss it back to you? 589 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,582 Yeah, but the guy has to be ready. 590 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:44,317 -That's a crucial part of this... -(phone ringing) 591 00:24:44,351 --> 00:24:45,585 Uh... 592 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,454 Oh, all right. Uh, hang on. 593 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,122 You guys, uh, shoot around a little bit. 594 00:24:49,189 --> 00:24:50,824 I'll be right back. 595 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,826 -Ball, ball, ball. -MARCUS: Kenny. 596 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,928 How you doing, buddy? 597 00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:57,597 How's everything going in, uh, Seattle? 598 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:58,665 Yeah? Oh-- 599 00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,433 Hey! What the hell?! 600 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:05,405 Yeah, no, I'm okay. I'll call you right back. 601 00:25:05,438 --> 00:25:06,706 Guys, what are you doing? 602 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:07,207 Shooting around. 603 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,278 -Big balls. -What am I looking at here? 604 00:25:12,312 --> 00:25:13,813 Big balls celebration, 605 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:16,149 like when an NBA player hits a big shot. 606 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,484 Big balls. 607 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,152 Oh, but you got to hit the shot, right? 608 00:25:19,219 --> 00:25:20,720 I mean, you don't celebrate a miss. 609 00:25:20,754 --> 00:25:23,823 Showtime does. He knows all the celebrations. 610 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,358 He's a student of the game. 611 00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:27,160 Aha. 612 00:25:27,227 --> 00:25:28,862 Watch this. 613 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,531 Do shimmies. Steph Curry. 614 00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:32,799 Look at that. 615 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:34,134 Aha. 616 00:25:34,167 --> 00:25:36,736 (laughing) 617 00:25:36,770 --> 00:25:38,838 That is outstanding. 618 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,974 Hey, uh... 619 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:44,878 has he ever actually hit one of those backward shots? 620 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:46,913 In the five years I've played with him, 621 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:50,316 he's never even hit the rim, but he's due. 622 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:51,251 -Huh. -Mm-hmm. 623 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,388 Huh, pretty impressive. 624 00:25:58,358 --> 00:25:59,893 Hey. 625 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:01,394 Sounded like you guys were having fun 626 00:26:01,428 --> 00:26:03,763 -out there today, huh? -Yeah. Yeah. 627 00:26:03,797 --> 00:26:05,732 Well, Arthur gave me a concussion, 628 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:08,201 but, uh, yeah, other than that, pretty fun. 629 00:26:08,268 --> 00:26:10,637 Oh. Well, we don't have any insurance, 630 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,305 so I never heard that. 631 00:26:12,372 --> 00:26:14,341 (laughing) 632 00:26:14,374 --> 00:26:16,676 Bye, Julio. See you Thursday, Coach. 633 00:26:16,710 --> 00:26:18,111 Okay, Benny. 634 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:20,113 You be good. 635 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:22,215 Please tell me he's not gonna ride that thing. 636 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,516 JULIO: Well, sure. 637 00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:25,485 I mean, he lives all the way across town, 638 00:26:25,518 --> 00:26:28,221 so he comes back and forth on that scooter every day. 639 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:31,910 MARCUS: I mean, he's gonna kill himself. All that ice. 640 00:26:31,124 --> 00:26:34,761 Well, as far as I know, he's never had a single accident. 641 00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:36,830 Uh, can you say the same? 642 00:26:37,831 --> 00:26:39,699 Touché. 643 00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:42,435 These guys are capable of a lot more than you think. 644 00:26:42,469 --> 00:26:44,104 You'd be surprised. 645 00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:46,406 (alarm beeping, stops) 646 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:47,807 JULIO: Like Benny, for instance. 647 00:26:47,841 --> 00:26:49,609 He lives on his own. 648 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:52,450 And he wakes up at 5:00 a.m. every morning 649 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:53,913 and works in a restaurant in the kitchen. 650 00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:55,982 (busy chatter) 651 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,251 Now, Blair is not as self-sufficient. 652 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,220 I mean, he lives in a supervised group home 653 00:27:00,253 --> 00:27:01,921 with some of the other guys. 654 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:03,990 And every morning, he goes to a gardening workshop. 655 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,427 ♪ I-I-I-I wanna run the world, I-I-I-I... ♪ 656 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,730 -I mean, they all live pretty full lives. -Hmm. 657 00:27:10,764 --> 00:27:13,800 JULIO: Now, some have serious disabilities, 658 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,902 and others, well, not so much. 659 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:17,637 Sometimes it's genetic 660 00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:19,973 or something went sideways during childbirth, 661 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,708 an infection or-- 662 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:23,176 -We all have something, right? -(doorbell rings) 663 00:27:24,277 --> 00:27:26,546 Bye, Coach. Bye, Julio. 664 00:27:26,579 --> 00:27:28,448 Bye. You be good tonight. 665 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:30,283 JULIO: Now, Johnny, uh, 666 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,818 -works at an animal shelter. -(dogs barking) 667 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:34,220 I mean, he loves animals, all animals. 668 00:27:36,122 --> 00:27:39,192 I guess that explains that zoo-like aroma. 669 00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:42,395 Yeah. He also refuses to shower. 670 00:27:42,462 --> 00:27:44,330 -So there's that. -Oh. 671 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:47,934 Good evening, Coach. 672 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:49,736 -Thank you so much for everything. -Mm. 673 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:52,500 Buenas noches, señor Julio. 674 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:54,474 Hasta pronto. Hasta mañana. 675 00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:57,177 Arrivederci. Uh, sayonara. 676 00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:58,978 Does he actually speak Spanish? 677 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,514 Yeah. He speaks four languages. 678 00:28:01,548 --> 00:28:03,450 -Oh. -(speaks Spanish) -(jet engine passing overhead) 679 00:28:03,483 --> 00:28:08,121 Oh, dear. The 2:45 flight from O'Hare to Portland is late. 680 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:10,390 How the hell does he know that? That-That's not normal. 681 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,695 There must be some chaos up there. 682 00:28:17,731 --> 00:28:20,660 Hey, Coach, check out these handles. 683 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,102 (scatting music) 684 00:28:25,505 --> 00:28:28,508 Ah. Now that's some musical basketball right there. 685 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:29,509 Rockin'. 686 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,144 Be good. 687 00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:32,912 What's his story? 688 00:28:32,946 --> 00:28:35,448 JULIO: Well, Craig, he works in a vocational school. 689 00:28:35,515 --> 00:28:37,250 He's a welder. 690 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,152 He's such a good welder that the new students 691 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:40,887 just hang out and watch him work. 692 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,556 He calls them his groupies. 693 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:47,894 And Cody, he works in the dye factory. 694 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:50,163 That's why he colors his hair. 695 00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:52,320 And he's in a band as well. 696 00:28:52,650 --> 00:28:54,340 (band playing rock music) 697 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,710 He's the guitarist. 698 00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:05,478 He says he gets all the chicks. 699 00:29:05,545 --> 00:29:07,647 (both laughing) 700 00:29:07,681 --> 00:29:10,717 ♪ The world, the world, the world, the world. ♪ 701 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,385 (song ends) 702 00:29:12,452 --> 00:29:14,854 MAYA: That's it. Lift it. 703 00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:16,656 Ooh. Hey, nice shots. 704 00:29:16,690 --> 00:29:18,391 Nice shots. That's it. 705 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:21,327 Oh, I can feel it today, Red. 706 00:29:23,630 --> 00:29:26,933 Okay, guys, game day. 707 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:30,670 Everybody, listen up. 708 00:29:30,704 --> 00:29:32,472 The first thing we want... 709 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,375 Guys, I thought I told you to wear blue. 710 00:29:35,408 --> 00:29:38,440 I look better in red. 711 00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:42,480 But it is a home game, and home games, we wear blue. 712 00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:46,520 My girlfriend is here, and she likes me in red. 713 00:29:46,860 --> 00:29:49,956 I'm sure your girlfriend would like you just as much in blue. 714 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:51,725 She'd say, "Oh, my God. 715 00:29:51,758 --> 00:29:54,600 Look how handsome Craig looks in blue." 716 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:56,763 She isn't that corny, man. 717 00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:58,298 She's into nasty stuff. 718 00:29:58,331 --> 00:30:00,500 Yeah, she is. (chuckles) 719 00:30:01,634 --> 00:30:03,300 O-Okay, have a seat. 720 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,771 Guys, here's the deal. 721 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:07,807 If you're not wearing blue, you're not playing. 722 00:30:07,841 --> 00:30:09,709 I suffer from color blindness, 723 00:30:09,743 --> 00:30:11,711 so I don't really know what I'm wearing. 724 00:30:11,745 --> 00:30:14,781 Well, luckily, Marlon, you're wearing blue, so you're fine. 725 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:16,883 Uh... 726 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:18,918 Hold it. Where's Benny? 727 00:30:18,952 --> 00:30:21,354 He couldn't make it. He had to work. 728 00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:25,125 MARCUS: He had to work on game day? 729 00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:28,361 Yeah, his boss is-is a r-- is a r-- is a r-- a-- 730 00:30:28,395 --> 00:30:29,729 a real ***hole. 731 00:30:29,763 --> 00:30:32,432 Okay, no Benny. 732 00:30:32,465 --> 00:30:34,734 I guess we'll have to make do with what we have. 733 00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:36,803 ♪ ♪ 734 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,541 There we go. There we go! 735 00:30:45,645 --> 00:30:47,380 Beautiful! Look at that! 736 00:30:47,414 --> 00:30:48,815 Nice! 737 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,550 Get back! Get back! 738 00:30:51,718 --> 00:30:52,786 Okay, right back down. Right back down. 739 00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:54,200 Right back down, guys. 740 00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:55,121 -Right back down. -Hustle! Hustle! 741 00:30:55,155 --> 00:30:56,222 Hustle, Red, hustle! 742 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,596 -Nice! -You got to put a hand up, Craig! 743 00:31:03,663 --> 00:31:06,866 All right, hands out, hands out. Come on, defense. 744 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,368 Let's get in there, defense! Come on! 745 00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:09,903 MARCUS: Good pass. No, Showtime. No! 746 00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:13,239 -MAYA: All right. All right. -(laughs) 747 00:31:13,273 --> 00:31:14,474 Oh, yeah, go. 748 00:31:15,642 --> 00:31:17,911 There you go. Hey, breakaway. All right. 749 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:22,782 Hey! Look at that! 750 00:31:22,816 --> 00:31:24,818 Nice job, Jimmy. Great job. 751 00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:27,153 You can't let them outrun you like that, Johnny. 752 00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:29,322 All right, cover your man. Take a man. 753 00:31:29,356 --> 00:31:31,191 That's it. Hands, hands, hands. You got it. 754 00:31:31,224 --> 00:31:31,658 Come on. Hands, guys! 755 00:31:31,691 --> 00:31:34,361 Hands! Hands! 756 00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:36,730 Come on. That's it. Nice, nice, nice. 757 00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:37,964 ALEX: Let's go, Johnny. Let's go. 758 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:39,232 Shoot that! You got that! 759 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,435 Yeah! That's great, buddy! 760 00:31:42,469 --> 00:31:44,270 Good job! Yes! 761 00:31:44,304 --> 00:31:46,600 MAYA: All right, Jimmy, this is yours. There you go. 762 00:31:46,390 --> 00:31:48,675 Hey! Look at that! Nice job! 763 00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:49,876 Get on back there! 764 00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:51,344 -Good work, Jimmy! -(whistles blow) 765 00:31:51,378 --> 00:31:52,879 Rotate. 766 00:31:52,912 --> 00:31:54,547 MAYA: Come on, Red. 767 00:31:54,614 --> 00:31:55,515 Let's get in there. Let's get in there. 768 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:56,516 Defense, guys. 769 00:31:57,884 --> 00:31:59,819 -Get it, rebound. -Terrible shot. 770 00:31:59,853 --> 00:32:02,422 Okay, okay. That's right. Okay. 771 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:11,970 All right. (grunts) 772 00:32:11,131 --> 00:32:12,632 Thanks for the ride. 773 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,403 Marcus Marakovich? 774 00:32:17,804 --> 00:32:19,606 -Yep. -Hi. 775 00:32:19,673 --> 00:32:21,408 I'm Zoe Baldeen. I write for the Des Moines Beacon. 776 00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:22,776 I'm wondering if I could talk to you 777 00:32:22,809 --> 00:32:24,110 about your new coaching assignment. 778 00:32:24,144 --> 00:32:26,479 My new coaching assign-- 779 00:32:26,513 --> 00:32:28,148 Th-This is the first I'm hearing of this. 780 00:32:28,181 --> 00:32:29,683 Is it Philly? 781 00:32:29,716 --> 00:32:30,750 I'm talking about your community service. 782 00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:33,153 Coaching The Friends. 783 00:32:33,186 --> 00:32:34,888 (sighs) 784 00:32:34,921 --> 00:32:36,856 No, I... No comment. 785 00:32:36,890 --> 00:32:38,558 -This-this will only take a moment. -Nope. 786 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,427 Nope. Nope. 787 00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:45,665 (whistle blows) 788 00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:51,171 Okay. Everybody, hold the balls. 789 00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:53,340 Hold the balls. 790 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:56,242 Everybody, get over there. Get over there. 791 00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:57,577 All right. 792 00:32:58,745 --> 00:33:01,614 Guys, today, I am going to teach you 793 00:33:01,681 --> 00:33:04,184 the most beautiful play in basketball. 794 00:33:04,217 --> 00:33:07,287 It's called the "pick-and-roll." 795 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:11,157 I love this play. 796 00:33:11,191 --> 00:33:14,661 And when it is done right, it gives me a hard-on. 797 00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:16,196 What the hell? 798 00:33:16,229 --> 00:33:18,498 Oh, sorry, Cody. It-It's just the truth. 799 00:33:18,531 --> 00:33:20,300 Will it give me a hard-on? 800 00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:21,968 Well, if you're lucky, Marlon. 801 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,605 Okay. Now, Blair, you come defend me. 802 00:33:25,638 --> 00:33:27,340 Johnny, you're on my team. 803 00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:28,742 Benny, you're defending Johnny. 804 00:33:28,775 --> 00:33:30,910 Okay? 805 00:33:30,944 --> 00:33:33,790 Now, what happens is 806 00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:35,615 I start to come to the right, toward you, Johnny. 807 00:33:35,682 --> 00:33:37,751 You step up and set a pick on Blair. 808 00:33:37,784 --> 00:33:39,319 Where do I set it? 809 00:33:39,352 --> 00:33:41,388 You set it right here at his elbow. 810 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:43,356 Good. Good. Good. 811 00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:45,458 Oh. Oh. 812 00:33:45,492 --> 00:33:48,940 My God, you have got to take a shower. 813 00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:49,829 Everyone says that. 814 00:33:49,863 --> 00:33:51,798 Yeah, and everyone's right. I mean, I'm tearing. 815 00:33:51,831 --> 00:33:54,501 Okay, you setting the pick? 816 00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:56,503 Okay. Do you have a pick? 817 00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:58,204 No, you are the pick. 818 00:33:58,238 --> 00:34:00,640 Be-be like a statue. 819 00:34:00,674 --> 00:34:03,677 Good. And now I start to come this way. 820 00:34:03,743 --> 00:34:05,578 They both have to come out, 821 00:34:05,612 --> 00:34:08,848 and that gives you a chance to roll, Johnny. 822 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:11,384 -Roll? -Yeah. You-you move toward the basket. 823 00:34:11,418 --> 00:34:14,254 -Move toward the basket. -But I'm a statue. 824 00:34:14,287 --> 00:34:17,524 -Statues don't move. -Forget I said "statue." 825 00:34:19,259 --> 00:34:19,759 I can't. 826 00:34:22,796 --> 00:34:23,863 Okay. 827 00:34:24,998 --> 00:34:28,680 There you have it, the pick-and-roll. 828 00:34:28,101 --> 00:34:30,503 Did it give you a hard-on, Coach? 829 00:34:30,537 --> 00:34:34,240 No, Marlon. In fact, I think my **** just evaporated. 830 00:34:34,274 --> 00:34:36,760 That sounds serious. 831 00:34:36,109 --> 00:34:38,611 Hmm. Yeah, it is. 832 00:34:44,317 --> 00:34:47,354 Hey, did you tell your boss we got that road game in Ames? 833 00:34:47,387 --> 00:34:49,723 Yes, but I have a doubt. 834 00:34:49,789 --> 00:34:51,825 What doubt? 835 00:34:51,858 --> 00:34:53,893 I think he'll say yes, but I have this doubt. 836 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:57,831 -What doubt? -This doubt. 837 00:34:57,864 --> 00:34:59,699 Okay. Okay. Fine. 838 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:03,837 Uh, if you have any more doubts, come talk to me, all right? 839 00:35:03,870 --> 00:35:06,439 Hey, Johnny. Jump in the shower. 840 00:35:06,473 --> 00:35:09,676 I don't believe in showers. 841 00:35:09,743 --> 00:35:11,778 -What does that mean? -He's afraid of the water. 842 00:35:11,845 --> 00:35:13,790 CODY: There's a rat! It's a rat! 843 00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:14,447 CRAIG: A rat! A rat! 844 00:35:14,481 --> 00:35:16,850 A rat! A rat! A rat! A rat! 845 00:35:16,883 --> 00:35:18,718 -MARLON: There's a rat? -Okay, relax. 846 00:35:18,785 --> 00:35:20,120 Okay, let's check it out. 847 00:35:20,153 --> 00:35:21,421 BLAIR: I didn't know we had a rat. 848 00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:22,789 -ARTHUR: Huh? -CODY: A rat. 849 00:35:22,856 --> 00:35:23,957 MARLON: Since when did we have rats? 850 00:35:23,990 --> 00:35:24,958 JOHNNY: I hope it's all right. 851 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:26,860 -(shower running) -(animal squeaking) 852 00:35:26,893 --> 00:35:29,696 Oh. 853 00:35:29,763 --> 00:35:31,698 -MARLON: That's not a rat. -It's just a little mouse. 854 00:35:31,765 --> 00:35:32,932 JOHNNY: Save it, Coach. 855 00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:34,634 It's gonna drown. Save it! 856 00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:36,202 All right, all right, all right. Just relax. 857 00:35:36,236 --> 00:35:37,871 Take it easy. Take it easy. 858 00:35:37,904 --> 00:35:40,206 It's not gonna drown. It's all right. 859 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,675 JOHNNY: Oh, no. 860 00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:42,709 (squeaking) 861 00:35:42,776 --> 00:35:45,512 We got to do something. 862 00:35:45,545 --> 00:35:47,647 -Where'd it go?! -Down the drain. 863 00:35:47,681 --> 00:35:49,983 It gonna drown down there, for real. 864 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,951 During drowning, your lungs fill with water, 865 00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:53,486 you can't get proper oxygen, and then... 866 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,422 Not now, Wikipedia. 867 00:35:55,455 --> 00:35:57,490 Save him, Coach. Save him! 868 00:35:57,524 --> 00:35:59,225 All right. (stammers) 869 00:35:59,259 --> 00:36:01,270 Oh, no. He's... 870 00:36:02,128 --> 00:36:04,631 Oh, you know what, Johnny? 871 00:36:04,664 --> 00:36:06,366 You got to save him. 872 00:36:06,399 --> 00:36:09,135 You're the animal expert, and he will sense that, 873 00:36:09,169 --> 00:36:11,237 and he will come to you. 874 00:36:11,271 --> 00:36:12,605 -You got to do it, Johnny. -Come on. You got this. 875 00:36:12,639 --> 00:36:14,700 -Come on, Johnny. -You got this. -Come on. 876 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,742 -CRAIG: That's it, Johnny. -Come on, Johnny. 877 00:36:15,809 --> 00:36:17,711 -MARLON: You can do it, Johnny. -Johnny, y-you get-- 878 00:36:17,744 --> 00:36:19,813 No, no, Johnny, you got to, you got to get in there, 879 00:36:19,879 --> 00:36:21,548 and you got to look down. 880 00:36:21,581 --> 00:36:24,840 You got to be able to look down, so get under there. 881 00:36:24,117 --> 00:36:25,485 Can you see? 882 00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:27,120 JOHNNY: Cutie, come out. 883 00:36:27,153 --> 00:36:29,456 Johnny, you know what? Here. 884 00:36:29,489 --> 00:36:30,690 You got to wash off. 885 00:36:30,724 --> 00:36:33,693 If you don't wash off, the mouse can smell it, 886 00:36:33,727 --> 00:36:35,662 and you got to smell good. 887 00:36:35,695 --> 00:36:37,300 He'll smell that you're clean, and then he'll come to you. 888 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:39,165 Get under the pitters. Under the pitters. 889 00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:41,835 That's good. Great. 890 00:36:41,901 --> 00:36:43,937 Take a run at that undercarriage. 891 00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:46,390 There you go. Yeah. 892 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:48,108 (stammers) But don't overdo it. 893 00:36:48,141 --> 00:36:49,109 All right. That's good. 894 00:36:49,142 --> 00:36:51,745 Yeah. Great, Johnny. 895 00:36:51,778 --> 00:36:54,414 -Cutie, I'm clean. Come out. -(chuckles) 896 00:36:54,447 --> 00:36:56,182 -CRAIG: There it is. -MARCUS: There he is! 897 00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:58,284 -Look! He's going, guys! -We saved him. 898 00:36:58,318 --> 00:36:59,853 -MARCUS: There he goes! -ARTHUR: Way to go, Johnny. 899 00:36:59,919 --> 00:37:01,888 MARCUS: You freakin' saved him! You saved him! 900 00:37:01,955 --> 00:37:03,857 -He's free! -You freed the mouse! 901 00:37:03,923 --> 00:37:05,892 -How's that feel? -It feels pretty good. 902 00:37:05,959 --> 00:37:07,327 Yeah? 903 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,795 Give me a hug, Coach. 904 00:37:08,862 --> 00:37:11,598 (chuckles) I already had... 905 00:37:11,631 --> 00:37:14,234 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. Come on. 906 00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:15,602 Yeah. 907 00:37:15,635 --> 00:37:17,237 Yay! 908 00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:20,730 (chanting): Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! 909 00:37:20,106 --> 00:37:25,278 Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! 910 00:37:26,446 --> 00:37:28,548 Well, first road game, huh? 911 00:37:28,581 --> 00:37:30,417 -This is exciting. -Yeah. 912 00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:32,520 Look, the bus stop is right over there. 913 00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:34,821 Takes you right into the heart of Ames. 914 00:37:34,888 --> 00:37:37,691 Hold on. We-- Public bus? 915 00:37:37,724 --> 00:37:39,626 What are you expecting, a limo? 916 00:37:40,894 --> 00:37:43,229 -Are you coming with me? -No. 917 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:46,466 I can't look after these guys all by myself. 918 00:37:46,499 --> 00:37:50,437 Marcus, relax. You'll be just fine. 919 00:37:50,470 --> 00:37:53,573 Oh. Oh. Good news. I forgot something. 920 00:37:53,606 --> 00:37:56,343 You're getting a player off the injured list to replace Darius. 921 00:37:56,376 --> 00:37:58,440 Cosentino. 922 00:37:58,780 --> 00:38:00,847 Hell of a ballplayer, Cosentino. 923 00:38:00,914 --> 00:38:02,849 All right. Happy luck. 924 00:38:13,393 --> 00:38:15,662 -Hey. -Hey. 925 00:38:15,695 --> 00:38:17,970 (chuckles) 926 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:18,965 So, Johnny. 927 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,134 Look at you, all fresh and clean. 928 00:38:21,167 --> 00:38:24,370 I put baby powder on my armpits and feet. 929 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:25,872 (chuckles): Great. 930 00:38:25,939 --> 00:38:28,475 Okay. Uh... 931 00:38:28,508 --> 00:38:30,643 Hold it. Where's Benny? 932 00:38:30,677 --> 00:38:32,679 He had to work. He texted me. 933 00:38:32,712 --> 00:38:34,800 Again? 934 00:38:34,114 --> 00:38:35,315 Yep. 935 00:38:35,348 --> 00:38:37,250 (groans) 936 00:38:37,283 --> 00:38:40,153 Okay, so I guess we're just waiting on this Cosentino. 937 00:38:40,186 --> 00:38:41,821 Cosentino had a Grade 2 ankle sprain. 938 00:38:41,855 --> 00:38:43,323 Just came back off from the injured reserve 939 00:38:43,356 --> 00:38:44,591 for kicking ***. 940 00:38:44,624 --> 00:38:46,893 Kicking ***. I like that. 941 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,762 No, literally, kicked some guy in the ***. 942 00:38:48,795 --> 00:38:50,430 Huh. 943 00:38:50,463 --> 00:38:52,298 -There she is. -(chanting): Cosentino! 944 00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:54,501 Cosentino! 945 00:38:54,534 --> 00:38:55,669 (chanting continues) 946 00:38:55,702 --> 00:38:59,506 ♪ She's a bad mama jama ♪ 947 00:38:59,539 --> 00:39:02,142 ♪ Just as fine as she can be ♪ 948 00:39:02,175 --> 00:39:08,810 ♪ She's a bad mama jama ♪ 949 00:39:08,114 --> 00:39:09,883 ♪ Just as fine as she can be... ♪ 950 00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:12,852 Cosentino! Cosentino! 951 00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:15,922 Who the hell are you? 952 00:39:15,989 --> 00:39:17,891 I'm Marcus, the coach. 953 00:39:17,924 --> 00:39:20,827 Uh, welcome to the team, Cosentino. 954 00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:22,862 Look, don't flirt with me, okay? 955 00:39:22,896 --> 00:39:23,463 Let's keep this professional. 956 00:39:23,496 --> 00:39:26,833 I'm Ms. Cosentino to you. 957 00:39:26,866 --> 00:39:29,202 Beg pardon, Ms. Cosentino. 958 00:39:29,235 --> 00:39:31,738 You know, we're going to play basketball. 959 00:39:31,771 --> 00:39:33,540 -We're not surfing. -I know. 960 00:39:33,573 --> 00:39:35,800 Well, what's with the boogie board? 961 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:36,910 Sometimes these things come in handy. 962 00:39:36,943 --> 00:39:39,379 Okay. A boogie board? 963 00:39:39,412 --> 00:39:41,481 Yeah. So you do you, I do me, okay? 964 00:39:41,514 --> 00:39:42,816 Where did you get this guy? 965 00:39:42,849 --> 00:39:44,417 He just showed up one day. 966 00:39:46,953 --> 00:39:48,388 Anyway, welcome. 967 00:39:48,421 --> 00:39:51,570 ("Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" playing) 968 00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:59,899 ♪ And piña coladas ♪ 969 00:39:59,933 --> 00:40:01,801 ♪ Getting caught in the rain ♪ 970 00:40:03,436 --> 00:40:05,505 ♪ I'm not into health food... ♪ 971 00:40:05,538 --> 00:40:07,674 I always sit up front by the driver. 972 00:40:07,707 --> 00:40:09,409 Seeing the road ahead calms me. 973 00:40:09,442 --> 00:40:11,611 So does talking. Talking is calming. 974 00:40:11,644 --> 00:40:13,847 Do you find talking to be calming, driver? 975 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,915 JOHNNY: ♪ Write to me and escape ♪ 976 00:40:15,949 --> 00:40:18,385 ♪ And making love at midnight ♪ 977 00:40:19,886 --> 00:40:22,322 ♪ Dunes on the cape ♪ 978 00:40:22,355 --> 00:40:24,157 ♪ The love that you looked for ♪ 979 00:40:24,190 --> 00:40:26,626 Hey. Hey, can you keep it down, please? 980 00:40:26,659 --> 00:40:28,528 ♪ To me and escape ♪ 981 00:40:28,561 --> 00:40:30,230 ♪ About my lady ♪ 982 00:40:30,263 --> 00:40:32,966 ♪ That sounds kinda mean ♪ 983 00:40:32,999 --> 00:40:35,350 ♪ My old lady ♪ 984 00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:36,603 ♪ Into the same old dull routine... ♪ 985 00:40:36,636 --> 00:40:38,738 What does that even mean? 986 00:40:38,772 --> 00:40:40,540 Hey, Flutterfoot, 987 00:40:40,573 --> 00:40:42,809 is there any way you could smooth this thing out? 988 00:40:42,842 --> 00:40:44,978 'Cause I suffer from motion sickness. 989 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:48,181 Hey, by the way, where do you keep your barf bags? 990 00:40:48,214 --> 00:40:50,500 I like bowling. 991 00:40:50,116 --> 00:40:52,118 Come on, let's go. Front. 992 00:40:52,185 --> 00:40:53,253 By the window. 993 00:40:54,421 --> 00:40:57,900 JOHNNY: ♪ Not into health food... ♪ 994 00:40:57,157 --> 00:40:58,992 MARLON: Boy, am I glad to see you here. 995 00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:01,828 This driver here isn't much of a conversationalist. 996 00:41:01,861 --> 00:41:03,396 By the way, do you know much about 997 00:41:03,430 --> 00:41:04,764 the history of public transit? 998 00:41:04,798 --> 00:41:06,433 It's fascinating. 999 00:41:06,466 --> 00:41:09,269 It started in Paris in 1662. 1000 00:41:09,302 --> 00:41:12,720 Johnny, come back here with us. 1001 00:41:12,138 --> 00:41:14,741 He can't hear you. He's got his headphones on. 1002 00:41:14,774 --> 00:41:17,677 Did you hear? Johnny's gonna move in with us. 1003 00:41:17,711 --> 00:41:20,547 Yeah, I heard something about that, Blair. 1004 00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:22,916 I'll get his attention. 1005 00:41:22,949 --> 00:41:24,784 Oh. Oh, no, no! 1006 00:41:24,818 --> 00:41:27,821 -(driver groans) -MARLON: Ah! Projectile! 1007 00:41:27,854 --> 00:41:29,220 -MARCUS: Oh, no. -(brakes squeal) 1008 00:41:29,550 --> 00:41:30,824 MARLON: Whoa! 1009 00:41:30,857 --> 00:41:33,226 That was not your smoothest stop. 1010 00:41:33,259 --> 00:41:35,228 Who is in charge of these guys?! 1011 00:41:35,261 --> 00:41:38,310 Oh, that'd be me. Uh, I'm their coach. 1012 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,399 MARLON: If you're trying to get us all nauseous, good job. 1013 00:41:39,432 --> 00:41:40,967 They are being disruptive. 1014 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,502 I got hit in the head with something. 1015 00:41:42,535 --> 00:41:43,303 I got one guy talking my ear off. 1016 00:41:43,336 --> 00:41:45,972 I got Adele over there 1017 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,674 just singing at the top of his lungs. 1018 00:41:47,707 --> 00:41:48,308 Look, I don't see any signs around here 1019 00:41:48,341 --> 00:41:50,577 that says "no singing." 1020 00:41:50,610 --> 00:41:53,460 They can't be throwing things. 1021 00:41:53,790 --> 00:41:55,281 Okay, look, we're just trying to get to a basketball game. 1022 00:41:55,315 --> 00:41:57,784 (sighs) Fine. 1023 00:41:57,817 --> 00:41:59,252 Lower the volume on the singing. 1024 00:41:59,285 --> 00:42:01,721 Yeah, no, I... I'll talk to him. 1025 00:42:01,755 --> 00:42:03,230 (scoffs) Yeah. 1026 00:42:05,225 --> 00:42:07,127 MARLON: (shudders) Oops. 1027 00:42:07,193 --> 00:42:11,698 ♪ If you like piña coladas ♪ 1028 00:42:11,731 --> 00:42:15,350 ♪ Getting caught in the rain ♪ 1029 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,304 ♪ If you're not into yoga ♪ 1030 00:42:18,338 --> 00:42:20,730 ♪ If you have half a brain... ♪ 1031 00:42:20,106 --> 00:42:22,175 What happens if we miss the game? 1032 00:42:22,242 --> 00:42:25,178 According to the rules, it's a forfeit. We lose. 1033 00:42:25,245 --> 00:42:28,480 No, no, no. That is not happening. 1034 00:42:28,810 --> 00:42:30,500 Maybe we could hitchhike. 1035 00:42:30,830 --> 00:42:31,851 Well, we'd have to flag down an RV. 1036 00:42:31,885 --> 00:42:34,421 RV? I know who to call. 1037 00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:36,956 (horn honks) 1038 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,831 (brakes squeaking) 1039 00:42:44,864 --> 00:42:46,833 What'd you say your sister does for a living? 1040 00:42:46,866 --> 00:42:49,690 I told you. She's an actress. 1041 00:42:49,102 --> 00:42:51,504 She does Shakespeare. 1042 00:42:51,538 --> 00:42:53,940 Huh. All right. Let's go. 1043 00:42:53,973 --> 00:42:56,209 ALEX: Welcome, weary travelers. 1044 00:42:57,277 --> 00:42:59,212 ♪ ♪ 1045 00:43:02,248 --> 00:43:04,884 How cool is this van? 1046 00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:06,386 Ah, what do you say, guys? 1047 00:43:06,419 --> 00:43:07,887 Better than the bus, right? 1048 00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:09,756 Yeah. That bus smelled like puke. 1049 00:43:09,789 --> 00:43:12,492 (laughter) 1050 00:43:12,525 --> 00:43:17,263 Hey, uh, thank you for picking us up. 1051 00:43:17,330 --> 00:43:18,698 Don't thank me. Thank my brother. 1052 00:43:18,732 --> 00:43:20,433 I'm doing it for him. 1053 00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:22,936 He seems to think you're a really terrific guy. 1054 00:43:22,969 --> 00:43:25,305 Doesn't exactly track for me, but... 1055 00:43:28,174 --> 00:43:31,544 Well, I think he's a terrific guy. 1056 00:43:31,578 --> 00:43:34,147 I do hear you got him to take a shower. 1057 00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:36,816 That's very much appreciated. 1058 00:43:36,850 --> 00:43:38,418 Wh-What's going on with that? 1059 00:43:38,451 --> 00:43:40,954 I never heard of anyone afraid of a shower. 1060 00:43:40,987 --> 00:43:44,457 He's afraid of water. He... 1061 00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:46,893 He almost drowned in a swimming pool when we were kids. 1062 00:43:46,926 --> 00:43:49,295 It was... Long story. 1063 00:43:49,329 --> 00:43:50,897 Oh. Oh. 1064 00:43:50,930 --> 00:43:52,866 Oh, is that how he, uh, got... 1065 00:43:54,467 --> 00:43:57,170 You know, got the... 1066 00:43:58,271 --> 00:44:00,640 How he got Down syndrome? 1067 00:44:00,674 --> 00:44:02,409 No, you don't catch it from water. 1068 00:44:02,442 --> 00:44:03,977 -It's genetic. -Sorry. I... 1069 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:06,212 I'm just... 1070 00:44:06,279 --> 00:44:08,548 I'm-I'm just-- I'm new to all this, so... 1071 00:44:08,581 --> 00:44:09,849 Yeah, I can tell. 1072 00:44:09,883 --> 00:44:12,152 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1073 00:44:12,185 --> 00:44:14,587 Hey, I hear you hoodlums got kicked off the bus. 1074 00:44:14,621 --> 00:44:16,823 Yeah, but Coach stuck up for us. 1075 00:44:16,856 --> 00:44:19,492 -SHOWTIME: Mm-hmm. (chuckles) -Really? 1076 00:44:19,526 --> 00:44:21,428 The driver was an ***hole, right? 1077 00:44:21,461 --> 00:44:22,595 JOHNNY: Big-time. 1078 00:44:22,629 --> 00:44:24,464 Oh, he was one of your people. 1079 00:44:24,497 --> 00:44:26,299 Oh, I'm surprised you guys couldn't have 1080 00:44:26,366 --> 00:44:27,967 worked something out. 1081 00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:29,469 No, we did work something out. 1082 00:44:29,502 --> 00:44:31,404 We worked ourselves right out of the bus 1083 00:44:31,438 --> 00:44:33,773 and into a field in the middle of Iowa. 1084 00:44:33,807 --> 00:44:36,209 -So... (laughing) -Nice work. 1085 00:44:36,242 --> 00:44:37,744 ("Shake On" by Gold Brother playing) 1086 00:44:37,777 --> 00:44:39,846 MARCUS: Defense, guys. Hustle back. 1087 00:44:39,879 --> 00:44:41,881 OPPOSING COACH: Yeah! That's the business! 1088 00:44:41,915 --> 00:44:43,883 Guys, you got to defend over here! 1089 00:44:43,917 --> 00:44:45,585 -Move that ball. -(opposing coach shouting) 1090 00:44:45,618 --> 00:44:47,187 ♪ Never coming back... ♪ 1091 00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:48,621 Guys, look for the open man. 1092 00:44:48,655 --> 00:44:50,230 Put some effort into it. 1093 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,424 That's all right. Let's go. 1094 00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:53,993 Guys, defense. Defense. 1095 00:44:54,270 --> 00:44:55,662 (player laughs) 1096 00:44:55,695 --> 00:44:57,997 Hey. Somebody defend this guy. 1097 00:44:58,310 --> 00:44:59,265 Good job, Pete! 1098 00:44:59,332 --> 00:45:00,667 Good job! Solid! 1099 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,335 Get between Peter and the basket! 1100 00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:06,272 No, Showtime! No! No! 1101 00:45:06,339 --> 00:45:08,775 Showtime, you know, you can actually shoot 1102 00:45:08,808 --> 00:45:10,710 facing the basket! 1103 00:45:10,744 --> 00:45:13,613 -ALEX: Okay, guys, let's go! -No, not the long bombs, Cody. 1104 00:45:13,646 --> 00:45:15,281 Don't take the wild shot. 1105 00:45:15,348 --> 00:45:17,217 Let's go. 1106 00:45:18,485 --> 00:45:20,200 Oh, my knee. 1107 00:45:20,530 --> 00:45:22,880 Your knee is a long way from your heart. 1108 00:45:22,122 --> 00:45:23,423 Suck it up. Go back in the game. 1109 00:45:30,263 --> 00:45:32,232 ♪ I wanna move to give you that feeling... ♪ 1110 00:45:32,265 --> 00:45:34,200 Look for the open man. He's under the basket. 1111 00:45:34,234 --> 00:45:35,702 Right there. 1112 00:45:35,735 --> 00:45:37,704 Good pass. Yeah, that's it! 1113 00:45:37,737 --> 00:45:40,140 Okay. Nice. 1114 00:45:41,441 --> 00:45:43,430 Okay, shoot it, Cody. 1115 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:44,744 That's it, baby! 1116 00:45:44,778 --> 00:45:46,913 Now you're playing as a team! 1117 00:45:46,946 --> 00:45:48,381 ♪ With a tremble in your step... ♪ 1118 00:45:48,448 --> 00:45:49,916 All the way. All the way. 1119 00:45:49,949 --> 00:45:51,651 -Yes! Yeah! -(cheering, laughter) 1120 00:45:51,685 --> 00:45:53,820 That's it, Craig! 1121 00:45:53,853 --> 00:45:54,587 Nice, Craig! 1122 00:45:54,621 --> 00:45:57,524 Guys, defend him. Box him out. 1123 00:45:57,557 --> 00:45:59,826 Get your arms up. 1124 00:45:59,859 --> 00:46:01,795 Now you're talking, guys. 1125 00:46:03,430 --> 00:46:06,232 Okay, guys. Move that ball. 1126 00:46:06,266 --> 00:46:08,334 Look for the pass. Shoot it, Johnny. 1127 00:46:08,401 --> 00:46:10,360 Shoot it. 1128 00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:12,720 -That's the shot, baby! -ALEX: Yeah, Johnny! 1129 00:46:12,105 --> 00:46:14,140 MARCUS: Yeah! Good shot, Johnny! 1130 00:46:14,174 --> 00:46:16,142 -(Marcus whoops) -(whistle blows) 1131 00:46:16,176 --> 00:46:18,111 (buzzer blares) 1132 00:46:18,144 --> 00:46:20,146 (cheering) 1133 00:46:24,170 --> 00:46:26,860 MARCUS: That was great shooting, baby, 1134 00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:27,620 -and we needed it! -(song ends) 1135 00:46:27,654 --> 00:46:29,890 (phone chimes) 1136 00:46:31,591 --> 00:46:33,460 (upbeat music playing over phone) 1137 00:46:36,896 --> 00:46:39,990 Yes. 1138 00:46:39,132 --> 00:46:40,633 What are you doing out here? 1139 00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:42,569 You're supposed to stay in the kitchen. 1140 00:46:42,602 --> 00:46:45,472 You know, people might see you. God, what's wrong with you? 1141 00:46:45,505 --> 00:46:46,906 But my team won. 1142 00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:49,576 Oh, really? They did? 1143 00:46:49,609 --> 00:46:51,778 I don't give a damn. 1144 00:46:51,811 --> 00:46:56,182 Stop busting my balls with this basketball nonsense, all right? 1145 00:46:56,216 --> 00:46:58,551 I pay you to work, not run around in little shorts. 1146 00:46:58,585 --> 00:47:00,153 Go. Go. 1147 00:47:00,186 --> 00:47:01,421 Get to work. 1148 00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:03,790 Dribble the dishes. Try that. 1149 00:47:04,824 --> 00:47:08,128 ♪ ♪ 1150 00:47:08,161 --> 00:47:11,331 MARLON: Coach, how are we gonna get to our next away game? 1151 00:47:11,398 --> 00:47:14,200 Because I don't think the bus is a good option. 1152 00:47:14,234 --> 00:47:15,735 Agreed. 1153 00:47:15,769 --> 00:47:17,637 What if we just play the home games? 1154 00:47:17,671 --> 00:47:20,600 If we don't play the away games, it's a forfeit, 1155 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,641 and a forfeit is considered a loss. 1156 00:47:21,675 --> 00:47:23,276 That's half our season. 1157 00:47:23,309 --> 00:47:25,445 We won't qualify for North American regionals. 1158 00:47:25,512 --> 00:47:27,814 Regionals are in Winnipeg this year. 1159 00:47:27,847 --> 00:47:29,849 JOHNNY: Hey, that's up in Canada. 1160 00:47:29,883 --> 00:47:32,118 It's international travel, bro. 1161 00:47:32,152 --> 00:47:34,621 Airplanes, hotels, rolling like pimps. 1162 00:47:34,654 --> 00:47:36,122 (Marcus chuckles) 1163 00:47:36,156 --> 00:47:41,227 Winnipeg is the exact longitudinal center of Canada! 1164 00:47:41,261 --> 00:47:42,696 MARCUS: How do you know that? 1165 00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:44,197 I know things. 1166 00:47:44,230 --> 00:47:45,532 They also have curling up there. 1167 00:47:45,565 --> 00:47:47,600 They have curling. We have to go. 1168 00:47:47,634 --> 00:47:50,337 We have to play all the games. No forfeits. 1169 00:47:50,370 --> 00:47:51,971 Yeah, okay, okay. Take it easy. 1170 00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:54,541 No, we haven't forfeited anything. 1171 00:47:54,574 --> 00:47:56,142 Hey. Why don't you just rent a van? 1172 00:47:56,176 --> 00:48:00,213 Yeah, well, Julio says the program's broke, 1173 00:48:00,246 --> 00:48:03,490 and even if it wasn't, I can't... 1174 00:48:03,830 --> 00:48:04,784 Oh, you can't drive. 1175 00:48:04,818 --> 00:48:06,953 Yeah, on account of the... 1176 00:48:06,986 --> 00:48:09,890 Yeah, I remember. Yeah. 1177 00:48:09,122 --> 00:48:10,623 What about you? 1178 00:48:10,657 --> 00:48:13,693 You strike me as someone whose weekends are free. 1179 00:48:13,727 --> 00:48:15,528 (mock laughs) Good one. 1180 00:48:15,595 --> 00:48:17,997 Alex doesn't work on Saturdays. 1181 00:48:18,310 --> 00:48:19,699 Doesn't work on Saturdays? 1182 00:48:19,733 --> 00:48:21,668 Well, and you have this tremendous chariot 1183 00:48:21,701 --> 00:48:24,637 at your disposal. 1184 00:48:24,671 --> 00:48:25,972 Come on, what do you say? 1185 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:27,574 -Please, Alex. -Come on. 1186 00:48:27,607 --> 00:48:29,576 -No. Stop it. -MARLON: Please, Alex. Please. 1187 00:48:29,609 --> 00:48:30,810 -Please, Alex. -(overlapping pleading) 1188 00:48:30,844 --> 00:48:32,479 -Please? Please? -Please? 1189 00:48:32,545 --> 00:48:33,246 MARCUS: Pretty please? Pretty please? Please? 1190 00:48:33,313 --> 00:48:35,515 All right, fine. Fine, I'll do it. 1191 00:48:35,582 --> 00:48:36,983 -Yes! -Yes! 1192 00:48:37,170 --> 00:48:39,986 (chanting): Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! 1193 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,722 Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! 1194 00:48:42,756 --> 00:48:47,494 Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! 1195 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:48,728 (chanting fades) 1196 00:48:48,762 --> 00:48:50,230 ALEX: Okay, watch your step. 1197 00:48:50,263 --> 00:48:51,664 It's icy tonight. 1198 00:48:51,698 --> 00:48:53,133 MARCUS: Yep. Careful, buddy. 1199 00:48:53,166 --> 00:48:54,434 ALEX: There we go. 1200 00:48:54,501 --> 00:48:56,236 -All right. -You got it, champ. 1201 00:48:56,269 --> 00:48:58,672 Johnny Boy, you go inside and get some sleep, okay? 1202 00:48:58,705 --> 00:49:01,700 -Mom's right inside. -Where are you going? 1203 00:49:01,410 --> 00:49:03,443 I'm just gonna run Coach home, and then I'll be back, okay? 1204 00:49:03,510 --> 00:49:05,745 -Oh, I can grab an Uber. -I'm gonna take you home. 1205 00:49:05,779 --> 00:49:07,213 -Are you gonna be late? -Okay. 1206 00:49:07,247 --> 00:49:09,490 No, babe, I'm not gonna be late. 1207 00:49:09,820 --> 00:49:10,550 I'm just gonna run him home, and then I'll be back, okay? 1208 00:49:10,617 --> 00:49:11,618 -Okay. -Okay. 1209 00:49:11,651 --> 00:49:12,786 -Bye, Coach. -Ah. 1210 00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:14,287 -Great game. Great game. -Hey. 1211 00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,955 -Great job today. -Okay. -Oh, yeah. 1212 00:49:15,989 --> 00:49:17,857 -Way to go. -Yeah. -All right. 1213 00:49:17,891 --> 00:49:20,326 -Good night. Sweet dreams. -You, too. Love you. 1214 00:49:24,330 --> 00:49:25,965 (Marcus clears throat) 1215 00:49:25,999 --> 00:49:28,334 Hey, uh... 1216 00:49:28,368 --> 00:49:31,438 Are you gonna murder me right now? 1217 00:49:31,471 --> 00:49:33,390 Let me break this down for you, Coach. 1218 00:49:33,730 --> 00:49:34,641 I'm a woman in my 40s. 1219 00:49:34,674 --> 00:49:36,609 I don't have time for bullshit, all right? 1220 00:49:36,643 --> 00:49:38,244 Do you know what I do during the weekday? 1221 00:49:38,278 --> 00:49:39,713 -No. -I perform Shakespeare 1222 00:49:39,746 --> 00:49:42,480 for middle school kids right after lunch. 1223 00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:43,817 Um, do you know what middle school kids 1224 00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:45,485 want to be doing right after lunch? 1225 00:49:45,552 --> 00:49:46,886 No. 1226 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,722 It ain't Shakespeare. 1227 00:49:48,755 --> 00:49:49,823 It's exhausting, but it's acting, and I love acting. 1228 00:49:49,856 --> 00:49:52,892 So, after that, I go home and I do 1229 00:49:52,926 --> 00:49:55,362 a lot of freelance bookkeeping because Shakespeare-- 1230 00:49:55,395 --> 00:49:56,830 and brace yourself here, this might blow your mind-- 1231 00:49:56,863 --> 00:50:00,734 -doesn't pay so much. -(chuckles) 1232 00:50:00,767 --> 00:50:02,202 And then I go pick up Johnny from work, 1233 00:50:02,235 --> 00:50:03,737 and we spend the whole afternoon together. 1234 00:50:03,770 --> 00:50:05,972 And I love him very much, but it's exhausting. 1235 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,640 And then I make dinner with my mom, 1236 00:50:07,674 --> 00:50:09,676 and then I watch Doctor Who with Johnny, 1237 00:50:09,709 --> 00:50:12,479 and if I have any energy left at the end of the night, 1238 00:50:12,512 --> 00:50:14,614 sometimes I hop on Tinder, okay? 1239 00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:15,915 'Cause a woman's got needs. 1240 00:50:15,949 --> 00:50:19,185 Oh, yeah. Well, no doubt. 1241 00:50:19,219 --> 00:50:21,654 And you might be a big, giant pain in my ***, 1242 00:50:21,688 --> 00:50:25,910 but as far as I remember, you were... 1243 00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:27,127 passable in bed. 1244 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,630 Uh, uh, passable, like passing the bar 1245 00:50:30,697 --> 00:50:32,532 or passing a kidney stone? 1246 00:50:32,599 --> 00:50:34,334 You got the job done. 1247 00:50:34,367 --> 00:50:36,236 It-- You were fine, right? 1248 00:50:36,269 --> 00:50:39,139 And sometimes, that's all a woman can ask for, okay? 1249 00:50:39,172 --> 00:50:41,374 Mm. Mm. Mm. 1250 00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:43,376 You are singing my praises. 1251 00:50:43,410 --> 00:50:46,513 So the bottom line is: Are we doing this or what? 1252 00:50:46,546 --> 00:50:48,782 Consider me swiped off my feet. 1253 00:50:48,815 --> 00:50:50,717 Great. Buckle up. 1254 00:50:54,354 --> 00:50:56,823 You see how my shoulders are facing the basket, 1255 00:50:56,856 --> 00:50:59,859 -my sternum facing the basket. -Yeah. 1256 00:50:59,893 --> 00:51:03,863 Yeah? Squared up, and then I shoot. 1257 00:51:03,897 --> 00:51:05,265 -I'll try it. -You'll do it? 1258 00:51:05,298 --> 00:51:06,733 -Yeah. -Come on. 1259 00:51:08,702 --> 00:51:10,804 -Okay, already you're doing great. -(chuckles) 1260 00:51:10,837 --> 00:51:13,173 You're facing the basket. That's good. Now-- 1261 00:51:13,206 --> 00:51:15,208 -Oh, hey, Darius. -Nope. 1262 00:51:20,547 --> 00:51:22,549 Big balls. 1263 00:51:25,180 --> 00:51:26,686 Big balls, huh? 1264 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,590 -ALEX: Friends, let's go. Go. -(clapping) 1265 00:51:30,657 --> 00:51:32,592 MARCUS: Yeah. Nice, Craig. Fire it up, Craig. 1266 00:51:32,625 --> 00:51:34,861 Craig. 1267 00:51:34,894 --> 00:51:36,563 Yeah, yeah. Fire it up. Yes! Yes! 1268 00:51:36,596 --> 00:51:38,598 (crowd shouting excitedly) 1269 00:51:38,665 --> 00:51:40,330 -Yeah! -(cheering) 1270 00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:42,736 Yeah! Nice, Cody! 1271 00:51:44,771 --> 00:51:45,939 Not bad. 1272 00:51:45,972 --> 00:51:48,708 ♪ ♪ 1273 00:51:48,775 --> 00:51:50,410 Pick-and-roll, Johnny. 1274 00:51:50,443 --> 00:51:51,678 Good. Set the screen. 1275 00:51:51,745 --> 00:51:52,946 Good. 1276 00:51:52,979 --> 00:51:54,414 Now roll! Roll! 1277 00:51:55,415 --> 00:51:57,283 Roll! 1278 00:51:58,485 --> 00:52:00,620 What are you doing? You're supposed to roll. 1279 00:52:00,687 --> 00:52:03,623 I'm a statue. Statues don't move. 1280 00:52:03,656 --> 00:52:05,325 (sighs) 1281 00:52:05,358 --> 00:52:06,760 Right. 1282 00:52:09,596 --> 00:52:12,632 ALEX: Then the dead queen's best friend 1283 00:52:12,699 --> 00:52:15,902 shows the king a statue of Hermione, 1284 00:52:15,935 --> 00:52:19,739 and she says, "'Tis time. Descend. 1285 00:52:19,806 --> 00:52:21,641 Be stone no more." 1286 00:52:21,708 --> 00:52:23,877 And that statue comes to life. 1287 00:52:23,910 --> 00:52:25,912 -Really? -Yes! 1288 00:52:25,945 --> 00:52:27,480 And she starts moving, 1289 00:52:27,514 --> 00:52:30,183 and then she steps down from her pedestal. 1290 00:52:31,751 --> 00:52:34,988 Pick-and-roll, Johnny. Statue! 1291 00:52:35,210 --> 00:52:36,623 Okay, now roll, Johnny! 1292 00:52:36,656 --> 00:52:38,525 Roll! 1293 00:52:38,558 --> 00:52:41,227 'Tis time! Descend! Be stone no more, Hermione! 1294 00:52:41,261 --> 00:52:43,897 Roll, Hermione! Roll! 1295 00:52:47,767 --> 00:52:49,903 -(crowd cheering) -Yeah! That's it. 1296 00:52:49,936 --> 00:52:51,204 -Yes! -(player whoops) 1297 00:52:51,237 --> 00:52:53,173 -Yeah! -MARCUS: Beautiful! 1298 00:52:53,206 --> 00:52:54,874 You see that?! 1299 00:52:54,941 --> 00:52:57,577 Now, that's the pick-and-roll, baby. 1300 00:52:57,610 --> 00:52:59,746 Did it give you an erection, Coach? 1301 00:52:59,779 --> 00:53:01,281 I'm rock hard, Marlon. 1302 00:53:01,314 --> 00:53:03,216 Good. (laughs) 1303 00:53:03,249 --> 00:53:04,484 I'll explain that later. 1304 00:53:04,517 --> 00:53:06,520 Uh, defense! Defense! 1305 00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:06,986 I can't wait. 1306 00:53:13,593 --> 00:53:14,928 (crowd cheering) 1307 00:53:16,629 --> 00:53:17,764 MARCUS: Yeah, that's it. 1308 00:53:19,966 --> 00:53:21,134 (cheering continues) 1309 00:53:25,772 --> 00:53:27,173 Yeah! 1310 00:53:35,482 --> 00:53:37,717 What am I looking at here? 1311 00:53:37,751 --> 00:53:39,285 Oh, pipes burst. 1312 00:53:39,319 --> 00:53:41,421 I don't know. 1313 00:53:41,488 --> 00:53:43,230 It must be global warming, huh? 1314 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,492 I mean, it's raining, and it's freezing, 1315 00:53:45,525 --> 00:53:47,293 and it's snowing, then it's freezing again. 1316 00:53:47,327 --> 00:53:49,662 And all of a sudden, it's hot girl summer in January. 1317 00:53:49,696 --> 00:53:51,331 (sighs) 1318 00:53:51,398 --> 00:53:52,999 I tried to call everybody to warn them, 1319 00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:55,201 but these guys showed up anyways. 1320 00:53:55,235 --> 00:53:56,736 Look, you've been running them pretty good. 1321 00:53:56,770 --> 00:53:58,405 Just take the day off, and I'll get this fixed. 1322 00:53:58,471 --> 00:54:00,273 No, no. 1323 00:54:00,306 --> 00:54:02,842 No days off. I know the spot. 1324 00:54:02,876 --> 00:54:05,445 Guys. Follow me. 1325 00:54:05,512 --> 00:54:07,480 Hey. I'm open. I'm open. 1326 00:54:08,515 --> 00:54:09,749 Shoot it. 1327 00:54:09,783 --> 00:54:12,318 Here, here. 1328 00:54:14,870 --> 00:54:15,922 -MAN: Way to go. -MAN: Come on, come on. 1329 00:54:15,955 --> 00:54:18,525 All right, we're gonna practice here today. 1330 00:54:18,558 --> 00:54:20,260 This'll be good. 1331 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,128 Benny never gets to play in a game. 1332 00:54:22,162 --> 00:54:23,329 Because of his ***hole boss. 1333 00:54:23,396 --> 00:54:25,632 (chuckles): Because of his ***hole boss, exactly. 1334 00:54:25,665 --> 00:54:28,435 But today... 1335 00:54:28,501 --> 00:54:29,936 Benny plays. 1336 00:54:29,969 --> 00:54:32,472 And guess what. I'm playing with you. 1337 00:54:32,505 --> 00:54:33,973 Yes! 1338 00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:36,343 But are we invited to play in the game? 1339 00:54:36,409 --> 00:54:38,178 No invitation necessary. 1340 00:54:38,211 --> 00:54:39,646 There's nobody waiting. 1341 00:54:39,679 --> 00:54:41,470 You just say, "We got next." 1342 00:54:41,810 --> 00:54:43,650 That means you're playing the next game. 1343 00:54:43,683 --> 00:54:44,884 Shoot, shoot. 1344 00:54:44,918 --> 00:54:46,653 -(cheering) -Good one, guys. 1345 00:54:46,686 --> 00:54:47,987 MARCUS: Okay. 1346 00:54:48,210 --> 00:54:49,956 Benny, do the honors. Say it loud. 1347 00:54:49,989 --> 00:54:51,524 We got next! 1348 00:54:51,558 --> 00:54:51,591 Nice. 1349 00:54:52,826 --> 00:54:55,362 -See you later. -Let's run it back. 1350 00:54:55,395 --> 00:54:56,496 -Have a good one. -Take it easy. 1351 00:54:59,699 --> 00:55:01,101 Hey. 1352 00:55:01,134 --> 00:55:03,203 Did you hear my man? We got next. 1353 00:55:03,236 --> 00:55:05,271 Yeah, but we're running it back. 1354 00:55:05,305 --> 00:55:08,174 What is this, some kind of Jedi mind trick? 1355 00:55:08,208 --> 00:55:10,343 You lost. We got next. 1356 00:55:10,377 --> 00:55:12,746 That's how it goes. 1357 00:55:12,779 --> 00:55:14,114 Come on, man. 1358 00:55:14,147 --> 00:55:15,749 Come on what? 1359 00:55:15,782 --> 00:55:17,350 You know. 1360 00:55:17,384 --> 00:55:18,852 No, I don't know. 1361 00:55:18,885 --> 00:55:20,387 Don't make me say it. 1362 00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:21,888 Make you say what? 1363 00:55:23,790 --> 00:55:25,692 They're retards. 1364 00:55:25,725 --> 00:55:27,927 That's a boo-boo word. 1365 00:55:27,961 --> 00:55:29,696 (grunts, groaning) 1366 00:55:29,729 --> 00:55:31,231 All right, let's go, fellas. 1367 00:55:31,264 --> 00:55:32,532 We got next! 1368 00:55:32,565 --> 00:55:34,434 -MARCUS: Yeah. -Here we go, bro. 1369 00:55:35,802 --> 00:55:38,705 ("Oh!" by The Linda Lindas playing) 1370 00:55:39,806 --> 00:55:41,841 Oh, that's what I'm talking about! 1371 00:55:41,875 --> 00:55:43,243 Come on, Cody. 1372 00:55:43,276 --> 00:55:44,611 Whoo, whoo-hoo, baby. 1373 00:55:44,644 --> 00:55:46,746 ♪ ♪ 1374 00:55:46,780 --> 00:55:48,782 MARCUS: That's it. 1375 00:55:48,815 --> 00:55:50,116 Whoo, yeah. 1376 00:55:50,150 --> 00:55:52,385 That's it, baby. Come on. 1377 00:55:52,419 --> 00:55:55,155 Whoo. Nice one. 1378 00:55:55,188 --> 00:55:57,390 Go, go, go! Yeah. 1379 00:55:57,424 --> 00:55:59,125 ♪ And when I think of things, they always turn out wrong ♪ 1380 00:55:59,159 --> 00:56:00,393 ♪ Wrong, wrong, wrong ♪ 1381 00:56:00,427 --> 00:56:02,262 Whoo. Benny. Money Man. 1382 00:56:02,295 --> 00:56:04,130 CRAIG: Come on, team. 1383 00:56:05,665 --> 00:56:07,701 -Oh. Nice one. -That's it, Craig. 1384 00:56:07,734 --> 00:56:10,270 Okay, defense. 1385 00:56:10,303 --> 00:56:12,806 -Oh. -Dikembe Mutombo. 1386 00:56:12,839 --> 00:56:15,875 -Yeah, that's it, Benny baby! -♪ Oh! ♪ 1387 00:56:15,909 --> 00:56:18,578 ♪ Oh, when they say something, you always suck it up ♪ 1388 00:56:18,611 --> 00:56:21,448 -♪ Oh! -♪ And when I try to help, it never is enough ♪ 1389 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,451 BENNY: Oh. 1390 00:56:24,484 --> 00:56:25,985 -Whoo-hoo. -♪ Oh! ♪ 1391 00:56:27,987 --> 00:56:29,289 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1392 00:56:29,322 --> 00:56:29,756 Hey, Darius. Hey. 1393 00:56:29,789 --> 00:56:32,292 Come join us. 1394 00:56:32,325 --> 00:56:34,794 ♪ What can I do? What can I do? ♪ 1395 00:56:34,828 --> 00:56:37,997 ♪ What can I say? What can I say? ♪ 1396 00:56:39,332 --> 00:56:41,301 -♪ Oh! Oh! ♪ -BENNY: Coach, Coach. I'm open. 1397 00:56:41,334 --> 00:56:43,436 -♪ Oh! ♪ -Whoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo. 1398 00:56:43,470 --> 00:56:45,338 -Ah! Oh! Time-out. -♪ Oh! ♪ -(song ends) 1399 00:56:45,372 --> 00:56:46,773 (exaggerated groaning) 1400 00:56:46,806 --> 00:56:48,208 (groaning continues) 1401 00:56:48,241 --> 00:56:49,376 I popped a hammy. Get in there, will you? 1402 00:56:49,409 --> 00:56:50,677 Nope. 1403 00:56:50,710 --> 00:56:52,112 Come on, come on, get in there. 1404 00:56:52,145 --> 00:56:54,481 My-my ACL's all wobbly, 1405 00:56:54,514 --> 00:56:56,983 and my... my shoulder, and my... 1406 00:56:57,170 --> 00:56:58,952 I-I got a testicular subulation. 1407 00:56:58,985 --> 00:57:01,821 Listen, I'm-I'm not the coach here, all right? 1408 00:57:01,855 --> 00:57:03,656 The team needs you-- there's only four of them. 1409 00:57:03,690 --> 00:57:05,692 Get in there. Come on. 1410 00:57:05,725 --> 00:57:08,328 -Get... Yes, let's go, go, yes! -(song resumes) 1411 00:57:08,361 --> 00:57:09,863 ♪ What can I do? What can I do? ♪ 1412 00:57:09,896 --> 00:57:13,233 ♪ What can I say? What can I say? ♪ 1413 00:57:13,266 --> 00:57:15,535 MARCUS: Yeah, that's it, Darius. 1414 00:57:15,602 --> 00:57:17,470 -♪ What can I do? ♪ -Fire it up. 1415 00:57:17,504 --> 00:57:19,305 ♪ Nothing changes, it's all the same... ♪ 1416 00:57:19,339 --> 00:57:20,640 Darius, that's beautiful. 1417 00:57:20,674 --> 00:57:22,475 Great play, buddy. Great play. 1418 00:57:22,509 --> 00:57:25,111 -Hustle, hustle. -Corner, corner, corner. 1419 00:57:25,145 --> 00:57:27,147 Box him out. 1420 00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:29,849 ♪ What can I do? What can I do? ♪ 1421 00:57:29,883 --> 00:57:31,418 DARIUS: Yo, yo, yo, yo. 1422 00:57:31,451 --> 00:57:32,352 ♪ Nothing changes, it's all the same ♪ 1423 00:57:32,385 --> 00:57:33,853 Spread out, spread out. 1424 00:57:33,887 --> 00:57:35,255 ♪ ♪ 1425 00:57:35,288 --> 00:57:35,789 -♪ Oh! ♪ -MARCUS: Beauty, beauty. 1426 00:57:35,822 --> 00:57:38,158 Whoo! 1427 00:57:38,191 --> 00:57:39,426 -Good shot, Darius. -♪ Oh! ♪ 1428 00:57:39,459 --> 00:57:41,261 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1429 00:57:41,294 --> 00:57:42,729 -You played great, Darius. -♪ Oh! ♪ 1430 00:57:42,762 --> 00:57:44,130 Yeah, I know. 1431 00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:45,565 Hey, do you think maybe you could...? 1432 00:57:45,632 --> 00:57:47,267 Nope. 1433 00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:49,350 (Marcus sighs) 1434 00:57:51,871 --> 00:57:53,640 (phone ringing) 1435 00:57:53,707 --> 00:57:55,141 Ooh, I gotta take this. 1436 00:57:55,175 --> 00:57:56,242 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1437 00:57:56,276 --> 00:57:57,444 Hello? 1438 00:57:57,477 --> 00:58:00,800 Sonny? Any news? 1439 00:58:00,113 --> 00:58:01,748 Actually, yes. 1440 00:58:01,781 --> 00:58:03,516 My uncle says there's traction with Phoenix. 1441 00:58:03,550 --> 00:58:05,850 He's a big fan of yours. 1442 00:58:05,118 --> 00:58:06,252 More to come. 1443 00:58:06,286 --> 00:58:07,654 (laughing) 1444 00:58:07,721 --> 00:58:09,550 -(farts loudly) -My bad. 1445 00:58:09,890 --> 00:58:10,523 MARCUS: What the heck was that? 1446 00:58:10,557 --> 00:58:12,125 I got to go. 1447 00:58:13,727 --> 00:58:16,196 Yes! Yes! 1448 00:58:16,229 --> 00:58:18,980 -Whoo-hoo. -♪ One, two, three, uh ♪ 1449 00:58:18,131 --> 00:58:19,733 -(laughing giddily) -♪ My baby don't mess around ♪ 1450 00:58:19,766 --> 00:58:21,568 -Here we go. -♪ Because she loves me so ♪ 1451 00:58:21,634 --> 00:58:22,902 -Get your legs moving. -♪ And this I know for sure... ♪ 1452 00:58:22,936 --> 00:58:25,380 Yeah. Whoo. 1453 00:58:25,710 --> 00:58:27,700 Breathe in. 1454 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:28,541 Breathe out. 1455 00:58:28,608 --> 00:58:31,945 Whoo. In... out. 1456 00:58:31,978 --> 00:58:33,613 Take it easy. 1457 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:35,749 Now we're gonna pick it up. Yeah? 1458 00:58:35,782 --> 00:58:37,550 ♪ Don't try to fight the feeling ♪ 1459 00:58:37,584 --> 00:58:41,554 ♪ 'Cause the thought alone is killing me right now ♪ 1460 00:58:41,588 --> 00:58:43,230 ♪ Uh! ♪ 1461 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,691 ♪ Thank God for Mom and Dad ♪ 1462 00:58:44,758 --> 00:58:46,760 ♪ For sticking two together ♪ 1463 00:58:46,793 --> 00:58:49,396 -♪ 'Cause we don't know how... ♪ -Oh, come on! Are you serious? 1464 00:58:49,429 --> 00:58:51,197 Did you not see that? That's a travel. 1465 00:58:51,231 --> 00:58:52,499 What are you doing? 1466 00:58:52,532 --> 00:58:54,434 It's not. They get two steps. 1467 00:58:54,467 --> 00:58:55,969 -They do? -Yeah. 1468 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,337 Oh. Sorry. 1469 00:58:57,370 --> 00:58:58,638 Don't apologize. 1470 00:58:58,705 --> 00:59:00,340 Those guys are meant to be yelled at. 1471 00:59:00,373 --> 00:59:01,608 You heard her, ref! 1472 00:59:01,675 --> 00:59:03,777 Get your head out of your ***! 1473 00:59:03,810 --> 00:59:07,247 ♪ Hey ya ♪ 1474 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:11,885 ♪ Hey ya... ♪ 1475 00:59:11,918 --> 00:59:13,820 ♪ Hey ya ♪ 1476 00:59:15,655 --> 00:59:18,725 ♪ Hey ya... ♪ 1477 00:59:18,792 --> 00:59:20,493 (gasps) 1478 00:59:20,527 --> 00:59:23,163 I pray you, Romeo, what saucy merchant was this? 1479 00:59:23,196 --> 00:59:26,466 A gentleman, nurse, that loves to hear himself talk. 1480 00:59:26,499 --> 00:59:28,134 I'll take him down. 1481 00:59:28,168 --> 00:59:31,671 And if I cannot, I'll find those that shall. 1482 00:59:31,738 --> 00:59:33,640 Scurvy knave. 1483 00:59:33,707 --> 00:59:35,675 I am none of his flirtgills. 1484 00:59:35,742 --> 00:59:38,778 I am none of his skainsmates. 1485 00:59:38,812 --> 00:59:40,447 And now afore God, 1486 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,160 I am so vexed that every part about me quivers. 1487 00:59:43,490 --> 00:59:46,190 -Scurvy knave. -(chuckling) 1488 00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:47,554 ♪ Ah, here we go ♪ 1489 00:59:47,587 --> 00:59:49,556 ♪ Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it ♪ 1490 00:59:49,589 --> 00:59:51,257 -♪ Uh-oh ♪ -♪ Sh-shake it, shake it, sh-shake it ♪ 1491 00:59:51,291 --> 00:59:53,626 -♪ Shake it, shake it ♪ -♪ Uh-oh ♪ 1492 00:59:53,660 --> 00:59:57,163 -♪ Sh-shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture ♪ -♪ Hey ya ♪ 1493 00:59:57,197 --> 01:00:00,330 ♪ Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, sh-shake it ♪ 1494 01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:03,200 ♪ Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture ♪ 1495 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,772 -♪ Hey ya ♪ -♪ Uh-oh... ♪ 1496 01:00:05,839 --> 01:00:08,475 (song fades) 1497 01:00:08,508 --> 01:00:12,312 Oh, my goodness. 1498 01:00:12,345 --> 01:00:14,470 What is this, young man? 1499 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,383 You caught me. 1500 01:00:16,416 --> 01:00:18,418 I try to keep that hidden in there, 1501 01:00:18,451 --> 01:00:22,155 but it's Shakespeare for... dummies. 1502 01:00:22,188 --> 01:00:24,424 -A second book? -(chuckling) 1503 01:00:24,457 --> 01:00:27,961 I mean, I don't even know what to say. 1504 01:00:27,994 --> 01:00:31,231 I just never would have visualized that. 1505 01:00:31,264 --> 01:00:33,330 (chuckling) 1506 01:00:33,660 --> 01:00:34,601 So you're into Shakespeare, huh? 1507 01:00:35,769 --> 01:00:40,440 I art interested in certain personages 1508 01:00:40,473 --> 01:00:43,843 who art interested in Shakespeare. 1509 01:00:43,877 --> 01:00:45,110 Art thou, now? 1510 01:00:45,450 --> 01:00:49,549 I really art. 1511 01:00:49,582 --> 01:00:52,819 -("Tell Me" by BROS playing) -♪ I need you ♪ 1512 01:01:01,661 --> 01:01:03,663 There he is. 1513 01:01:04,731 --> 01:01:05,398 What's good, Marcus? 1514 01:01:08,301 --> 01:01:09,869 Well... (sighs) 1515 01:01:09,903 --> 01:01:11,271 I'll tell you what's not good. 1516 01:01:11,304 --> 01:01:15,275 I, uh, decided to contact your uncle's office directly. 1517 01:01:15,308 --> 01:01:18,912 Turns out he's not a big fan of mine. 1518 01:01:18,945 --> 01:01:20,714 Is he? 1519 01:01:21,748 --> 01:01:23,683 Is he? 1520 01:01:25,819 --> 01:01:26,486 No. 1521 01:01:26,519 --> 01:01:29,989 No, he is not. 1522 01:01:30,230 --> 01:01:31,825 I wanted to help. 1523 01:01:31,858 --> 01:01:35,228 I tried, really, but he shut me down, like, instantly. 1524 01:01:35,295 --> 01:01:36,896 Instantly. Instantly. 1525 01:01:36,930 --> 01:01:39,165 (stammering): So this whole thing about Phoenix 1526 01:01:39,232 --> 01:01:40,934 was just bullshit. 1527 01:01:42,936 --> 01:01:44,170 Yeah. 1528 01:01:44,237 --> 01:01:46,506 What the hell, man? 1529 01:01:46,539 --> 01:01:48,942 This is my life you're toying with. 1530 01:01:48,975 --> 01:01:51,440 That was my last shot. 1531 01:01:51,770 --> 01:01:52,212 Why would you do that? 1532 01:01:54,848 --> 01:01:56,349 I-I wanted to be friends. 1533 01:01:56,383 --> 01:01:58,551 Oh. Oh, yeah, right, right. 1534 01:01:58,585 --> 01:02:02,822 You wanted me to mentor your coaching career, or whatever. 1535 01:02:02,856 --> 01:02:04,190 You were using me. 1536 01:02:04,224 --> 01:02:06,192 You made it pretty clear 1537 01:02:06,226 --> 01:02:09,195 you were only hanging out with me because of my uncle, so... 1538 01:02:09,262 --> 01:02:10,463 if anyone was using anyone... 1539 01:02:15,969 --> 01:02:17,537 I'll see you around, Marcus. 1540 01:02:17,570 --> 01:02:20,940 Hey. 1541 01:02:20,974 --> 01:02:23,943 Why would you want to be friends with me, anyway? 1542 01:02:25,912 --> 01:02:27,714 I don't know, man. 1543 01:02:27,747 --> 01:02:30,450 It seemed like you could use one. 1544 01:02:30,483 --> 01:02:32,452 ♪ ♪ 1545 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,260 ♪ ♪ 1546 01:02:41,895 --> 01:02:43,730 Good practice today, Coach. 1547 01:02:43,763 --> 01:02:45,231 I picked and I rolled. 1548 01:02:45,265 --> 01:02:46,232 Pick-and-roll. 1549 01:02:46,299 --> 01:02:49,200 Yeah. Pick-and-roll, pick-and-roll. 1550 01:02:50,170 --> 01:02:52,305 ALEX: You're a ball of sunshine today. 1551 01:02:52,372 --> 01:02:56,976 Well, I got some not-so-wonderful news today 1552 01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:58,678 about, uh, Phoenix. 1553 01:02:59,679 --> 01:03:01,281 Oh. 1554 01:03:01,348 --> 01:03:02,582 You know what always cheers me up, Coach? 1555 01:03:02,615 --> 01:03:05,819 Meat loaf. 1556 01:03:05,852 --> 01:03:07,887 You should come over for dinner. 1557 01:03:07,921 --> 01:03:11,257 Uh... no. I-I can't do it tonight, Johnny. Thank you. 1558 01:03:11,324 --> 01:03:12,726 Not tonight. 1559 01:03:12,759 --> 01:03:16,496 Monday. Meat loaf Monday. 1560 01:03:16,529 --> 01:03:18,832 You got to come. It's the best. 1561 01:03:18,865 --> 01:03:22,402 Uh, I-I don't... I... No, I don't... No. 1562 01:03:22,435 --> 01:03:24,170 Come. You can meet our mom. 1563 01:03:24,204 --> 01:03:25,305 ALEX: No, you know, you know what? 1564 01:03:25,372 --> 01:03:27,307 He might have, like, a... 1565 01:03:27,374 --> 01:03:30,143 Macaroni Monday plan or something 1566 01:03:30,176 --> 01:03:31,845 and, you know, you don't want to mess with that, right? 1567 01:03:31,878 --> 01:03:33,146 JOHNNY: No. 1568 01:03:34,447 --> 01:03:36,282 You know what? 1569 01:03:36,349 --> 01:03:40,453 I think I will take you up on that very kind offer, Johnny. 1570 01:03:40,487 --> 01:03:41,688 Absolutely. 1571 01:03:41,721 --> 01:03:44,290 JOHNNY: Yes! 1572 01:03:44,324 --> 01:03:45,792 ALEX: Are you sure? 1573 01:03:45,825 --> 01:03:48,610 No, no. I'm positive. I-I... 1574 01:03:48,940 --> 01:03:51,131 I can't think of anything better to do on Monday. 1575 01:03:51,164 --> 01:03:53,299 ♪ ♪ 1576 01:04:00,907 --> 01:04:02,876 (indistinct chatter) 1577 01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,349 MARCUS: Psst! 1578 01:04:11,484 --> 01:04:13,860 What are you doing? 1579 01:04:13,119 --> 01:04:14,487 (whispering): What's it look like I'm doing? 1580 01:04:14,521 --> 01:04:15,822 I'm hiding. 1581 01:04:15,855 --> 01:04:17,891 Why? 1582 01:04:19,125 --> 01:04:20,527 They fired me, remember? 1583 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,896 Oh, yeah. They did. 1584 01:04:23,930 --> 01:04:25,231 What's going on? 1585 01:04:25,265 --> 01:04:26,900 Well, I was just wondering, 1586 01:04:26,933 --> 01:04:30,203 are they still underutilizing your talents here? 1587 01:04:30,236 --> 01:04:33,600 I'm still catching farts, if that answers your question. 1588 01:04:33,390 --> 01:04:35,709 (chuckles) Well, um... 1589 01:04:35,742 --> 01:04:37,911 do you have any time on Tuesdays and Thursday? 1590 01:04:37,944 --> 01:04:39,412 Yeah. 1591 01:04:39,479 --> 01:04:41,140 Sometimes. 1592 01:04:41,470 --> 01:04:43,160 I could use an assistant. 1593 01:04:43,490 --> 01:04:45,985 With The Friends? Really? 1594 01:04:46,190 --> 01:04:49,856 Yeah, you know, uh, you know, I run these, uh... 1595 01:04:49,889 --> 01:04:51,658 different exercises with them, 1596 01:04:51,691 --> 01:04:54,361 and, uh, when I split them into two groups, 1597 01:04:54,427 --> 01:04:56,730 it just goes off the rails, so... 1598 01:04:56,763 --> 01:04:59,432 I-I could use some help. 1599 01:04:59,499 --> 01:05:03,236 And, I mean, it's not glamorous, but it's basketball, 1600 01:05:03,269 --> 01:05:07,700 and, uh, I don't know, uh... 1601 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,142 sometimes we could look at film. 1602 01:05:09,175 --> 01:05:10,910 What do you say? 1603 01:05:10,944 --> 01:05:12,846 Uh... 1604 01:05:12,879 --> 01:05:14,447 hell to the yeah? 1605 01:05:14,514 --> 01:05:15,782 (laughing) 1606 01:05:15,815 --> 01:05:17,170 Uh, so, wait, is this a friendship 1607 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:18,451 or mentorship type thing? 1608 01:05:18,518 --> 01:05:20,453 Are we talking profesh or soche? 1609 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,155 Or... both? 1610 01:05:22,188 --> 01:05:25,580 It-It's early days, so let's not label it yet. 1611 01:05:25,910 --> 01:05:26,326 -Cool, cool, cool. Yeah. -Yeah. 1612 01:05:26,359 --> 01:05:27,594 I-I'm free tonight. 1613 01:05:27,627 --> 01:05:29,396 No, no, I have something tonight, 1614 01:05:29,462 --> 01:05:30,964 but I will text you. 1615 01:05:30,997 --> 01:05:32,966 Um... 1616 01:05:32,999 --> 01:05:34,567 (whispers): I gots to go. 1617 01:05:37,837 --> 01:05:39,906 ♪ ♪ 1618 01:05:43,943 --> 01:05:45,712 (sighs): Oh, my God. 1619 01:05:45,745 --> 01:05:47,714 (doorbell chiming) 1620 01:05:47,747 --> 01:05:50,160 (footsteps approaching) 1621 01:05:52,819 --> 01:05:54,421 -Hi. -Hi. 1622 01:05:54,487 --> 01:05:56,456 I'm, uh, Marcus, the basketball coach. 1623 01:05:56,523 --> 01:05:58,491 I'm Dot, the mother. Come on in. 1624 01:06:02,462 --> 01:06:05,298 Well, this is the castle. 1625 01:06:05,331 --> 01:06:07,267 -Very nice. -Those two should be back in a minute. 1626 01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:09,402 Okay. Uh, this is for you. 1627 01:06:09,469 --> 01:06:12,172 Oh. How kind. Thank you. Take a seat. 1628 01:06:12,205 --> 01:06:14,674 -I'll be right back. -All right. 1629 01:06:14,708 --> 01:06:15,942 (grunts) 1630 01:06:15,975 --> 01:06:18,440 -(high-pitched squeal) -Oh. 1631 01:06:19,879 --> 01:06:23,416 Uh, I nearly squashed your, uh, hamster. 1632 01:06:23,483 --> 01:06:24,617 Oh, that's just Honeybun. 1633 01:06:24,651 --> 01:06:26,860 He'll be fine. 1634 01:06:26,119 --> 01:06:27,287 Oh. Okay. 1635 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,756 So you've been a busy man. 1636 01:06:29,789 --> 01:06:31,124 What do you mean? 1637 01:06:31,157 --> 01:06:34,594 Well, you're coaching Johnny, and... 1638 01:06:34,627 --> 01:06:37,263 you and Alex, you know. 1639 01:06:38,331 --> 01:06:40,367 No, I don't know. 1640 01:06:41,434 --> 01:06:42,769 You don't know? 1641 01:06:42,802 --> 01:06:44,400 No, I don't, I don't know. I... 1642 01:06:44,370 --> 01:06:46,439 Well, you know what you know. 1643 01:06:46,506 --> 01:06:50,243 Well, I-I know that I don't know what you think you know. 1644 01:06:50,276 --> 01:06:52,979 Uh, yeah, I mean, I-I do know I'm... 1645 01:06:53,130 --> 01:06:55,815 (laughs): I'm just here for dinner. 1646 01:06:55,849 --> 01:06:57,250 -Yeah, right. -(door closes) 1647 01:06:57,283 --> 01:06:58,618 ALEX and JOHNNY: ♪ La, la, la... ♪ 1648 01:06:58,651 --> 01:06:59,986 ♪ M-M-My Sharona ♪ 1649 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,988 (vocalizing) 1650 01:07:02,220 --> 01:07:03,560 ♪ My Sharona. ♪ 1651 01:07:03,890 --> 01:07:04,991 Coach. 1652 01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:06,860 Oh, hey, Johnny. Yeah. 1653 01:07:06,893 --> 01:07:08,261 (sniffing) 1654 01:07:08,294 --> 01:07:09,863 -ALEX: Peaches. God, sorry. -Oh. 1655 01:07:09,896 --> 01:07:10,964 Oh, knock it off, Peaches. Stop. God. 1656 01:07:10,997 --> 01:07:11,998 Peaches, down. 1657 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:13,330 Oh, friendly. Yeah. 1658 01:07:13,660 --> 01:07:14,267 Yeah, sorry. 1659 01:07:14,300 --> 01:07:16,503 We've got kind of a zoo here. 1660 01:07:16,569 --> 01:07:18,380 Yeah. Yeah, I think I just squashed 1661 01:07:18,710 --> 01:07:20,473 your gerbil, maybe, almost. 1662 01:07:20,540 --> 01:07:22,909 All these cuties show up from my work. 1663 01:07:22,942 --> 01:07:24,144 I rescued them. 1664 01:07:24,177 --> 01:07:25,345 Oh. (laughs) 1665 01:07:25,378 --> 01:07:27,800 Can you rescue me? 1666 01:07:27,113 --> 01:07:28,448 -Kinda tickles. -Oh, Peaches, off, off, off, off, off. 1667 01:07:28,481 --> 01:07:29,549 -DOT: Peaches, down. -ALEX: Get off. 1668 01:07:29,616 --> 01:07:31,584 -I'm so... so sorry. -No. 1669 01:07:31,651 --> 01:07:35,889 I'll rescue whoever is gonna be put down in the shelter. 1670 01:07:35,922 --> 01:07:37,757 Since I started working, 1671 01:07:37,791 --> 01:07:40,760 they haven't put down a single animal. 1672 01:07:40,794 --> 01:07:43,960 Really? That's great. 1673 01:07:43,129 --> 01:07:44,497 Not a single one. 1674 01:07:44,564 --> 01:07:46,466 (whispers): Not a single one. 1675 01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:49,502 Oh, my God. 1676 01:07:49,569 --> 01:07:51,370 Incredible. 1677 01:07:51,710 --> 01:07:52,872 Thank you so much. 1678 01:07:52,906 --> 01:07:56,843 I-I haven't had a home-cooked meal in... I... 1679 01:07:56,876 --> 01:07:58,445 Oh, geez, I don't even remember. 1680 01:07:58,478 --> 01:08:00,313 (laughter) 1681 01:08:00,347 --> 01:08:03,490 Cheesy meat loaf is my favorite, too, Coach. 1682 01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:05,852 It's good. Not healthy, but it's good. 1683 01:08:05,885 --> 01:08:09,220 Yeah. I'm supposed to be on a low-cholesterol diet, 1684 01:08:09,550 --> 01:08:12,125 -but, what, am I gonna live forever? -Right. 1685 01:08:12,158 --> 01:08:13,760 -I don't think so. -Well, you got me there. 1686 01:08:13,793 --> 01:08:15,462 You're not the food Nazi, are you? 1687 01:08:15,495 --> 01:08:17,897 Not... No, not me. Not on cheesy meat loaf night. 1688 01:08:17,931 --> 01:08:18,832 (chuckles) 1689 01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:24,938 So, uh, Johnny's gonna move into the group home with the fellas. 1690 01:08:24,971 --> 01:08:27,607 That's gonna be fun, huh? 1691 01:08:28,808 --> 01:08:30,430 That's what I've been saying. 1692 01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:33,613 N-No, he's not. Where'd you hear that? 1693 01:08:34,781 --> 01:08:36,883 (laughs): Well, well, from Johnny 1694 01:08:36,916 --> 01:08:39,986 and-and Cody and Craig and-and Blair. 1695 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:41,554 They're all excited. 1696 01:08:41,621 --> 01:08:43,123 No, no. He doesn't have to move into a home. 1697 01:08:43,156 --> 01:08:44,924 He's got everything he needs right here. 1698 01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:46,590 Plus, we have so much fun, right, bud? 1699 01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:47,427 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1700 01:08:47,460 --> 01:08:49,262 But, Johnny, you told me... 1701 01:08:49,295 --> 01:08:50,930 This doesn't involve you. 1702 01:09:00,573 --> 01:09:02,308 You know what? 1703 01:09:04,110 --> 01:09:05,645 I got a big day tomorrow. 1704 01:09:05,712 --> 01:09:08,948 I better get on the road. (clears throat) 1705 01:09:08,982 --> 01:09:10,750 Uh, thank you so much for everything. 1706 01:09:10,784 --> 01:09:12,485 This has been fabulous. 1707 01:09:12,519 --> 01:09:14,287 You're welcome. 1708 01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:18,525 And there you go, driving another boyfriend away. 1709 01:09:18,558 --> 01:09:21,761 -He's not my boyfriend. -He came to dinner. 1710 01:09:21,795 --> 01:09:23,863 First man you've invited home in years... 1711 01:09:23,897 --> 01:09:25,699 -Johnny invited him. -Johnny invited him. 1712 01:09:25,765 --> 01:09:27,133 (scoffs) 1713 01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:28,835 You're sleeping together, you two. 1714 01:09:28,868 --> 01:09:31,404 -Oh, my God, Mom. -Don't deny it. 1715 01:09:31,438 --> 01:09:32,806 You're having ***. 1716 01:09:32,839 --> 01:09:34,974 -I can tell. -Okay. 1717 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,177 Peaches can tell, for crying out loud. 1718 01:09:37,210 --> 01:09:38,645 All right. 1719 01:09:38,712 --> 01:09:41,314 You and Coach are doing *** moves? 1720 01:09:41,348 --> 01:09:43,850 Okay. Bye. 1721 01:09:44,918 --> 01:09:46,820 (door opens) 1722 01:09:51,324 --> 01:09:51,925 Hey. 1723 01:09:54,527 --> 01:09:55,950 Wh-What are you doing? 1724 01:09:55,128 --> 01:09:58,865 Uh... waiting on an Uber. 1725 01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:01,835 Come on, are you just gonna run away? 1726 01:10:01,868 --> 01:10:03,570 No. 1727 01:10:04,871 --> 01:10:08,800 Well, yeah. I mean... 1728 01:10:08,410 --> 01:10:12,178 I just wasn't feeling terribly welcome. 1729 01:10:13,346 --> 01:10:16,883 Hey, by the way, I love your mom. 1730 01:10:16,916 --> 01:10:18,852 She's very colorful. 1731 01:10:18,885 --> 01:10:21,388 Okay. Why'd you come here tonight? 1732 01:10:23,590 --> 01:10:25,692 Meat loaf Mondays. You invited me. 1733 01:10:25,759 --> 01:10:27,594 I didn't invite you. Johnny did. 1734 01:10:29,496 --> 01:10:31,310 Okay. 1735 01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:33,867 Seriously? 1736 01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:35,902 I mean, come on. 1737 01:10:35,935 --> 01:10:38,710 What are we doing here? 1738 01:10:38,104 --> 01:10:41,700 You don't want me to come to your house. 1739 01:10:41,410 --> 01:10:43,677 We got to sneak off under the bleachers to steal a kiss. 1740 01:10:43,743 --> 01:10:45,945 Like, you know, we're not in junior high. 1741 01:10:45,979 --> 01:10:47,447 Wh-What... 1742 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:49,349 What's... what is the big secret? 1743 01:10:49,382 --> 01:10:51,618 I-I don't know. 1744 01:10:51,651 --> 01:10:53,486 (sighs) 1745 01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:56,222 Look, I-I... I like to keep my personal life 1746 01:10:56,256 --> 01:10:58,291 and my family life separate, okay? 1747 01:11:02,620 --> 01:11:03,797 I just know from experience 1748 01:11:03,863 --> 01:11:06,599 that if I get involved with a guy, you know, 1749 01:11:06,633 --> 01:11:11,404 and Johnny finds out about it, then he gets attached. 1750 01:11:11,438 --> 01:11:15,709 And if it doesn't work out, then he can get very hurt, 1751 01:11:15,775 --> 01:11:17,100 and I... I won't do that to him. 1752 01:11:20,313 --> 01:11:22,148 Okay. 1753 01:11:24,250 --> 01:11:27,287 You ever think maybe... 1754 01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:31,524 you're hiding behind Johnny? 1755 01:11:33,526 --> 01:11:35,161 (scoffs) 1756 01:11:37,197 --> 01:11:39,299 (short laugh) 1757 01:11:39,332 --> 01:11:41,968 I don't think we should see each other anymore. 1758 01:11:44,437 --> 01:11:46,773 -Really? -Yeah. 1759 01:11:49,175 --> 01:11:51,277 -Well, okay. -Okay. 1760 01:11:53,113 --> 01:11:55,480 (sighs) 1761 01:11:57,550 --> 01:11:59,552 ♪ ♪ 1762 01:12:02,155 --> 01:12:03,890 (door closes) 1763 01:12:03,123 --> 01:12:06,590 ♪ ♪ 1764 01:12:12,365 --> 01:12:13,967 SONNY: There you go. 1765 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,735 That's it. Move those feet. 1766 01:12:15,769 --> 01:12:17,300 That's what we're gonna work on today. 1767 01:12:17,370 --> 01:12:19,673 Good job. Good job! 1768 01:12:19,706 --> 01:12:22,676 I have Down syndrome. I'm not deaf. 1769 01:12:22,709 --> 01:12:24,444 -Got it, slick? -(door opens) 1770 01:12:24,477 --> 01:12:25,845 Got it. 1771 01:12:25,912 --> 01:12:26,846 -Cool, cool. Yeah. -(door closes) 1772 01:12:26,913 --> 01:12:29,616 I'm gonna be with the rest of the guys. 1773 01:12:31,685 --> 01:12:32,719 Hey, Eeyore. 1774 01:12:32,752 --> 01:12:36,222 What's the matter, girlfriend problems? 1775 01:12:37,390 --> 01:12:39,359 I-I don't have a girlfriend. 1776 01:12:39,392 --> 01:12:41,194 Makes sense. 1777 01:12:41,227 --> 01:12:43,430 Oh, what, am I that bad-looking? 1778 01:12:44,531 --> 01:12:46,433 You're no McConaughey. 1779 01:12:53,340 --> 01:12:55,608 Coach, I wrote down what I want to say to my boss. 1780 01:12:55,642 --> 01:12:56,910 -(Johnny growling) -Is there any way 1781 01:12:56,943 --> 01:12:58,411 that you can read it? 1782 01:12:58,445 --> 01:12:59,913 Uh, yeah, I'll look at it later. 1783 01:12:59,946 --> 01:13:01,247 Go on. Get... 1784 01:13:01,281 --> 01:13:03,917 Johnny? Come here. 1785 01:13:03,950 --> 01:13:07,870 Your sister and I are just friends. 1786 01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:08,488 I'm not a child. 1787 01:13:08,521 --> 01:13:09,189 I know what you're up to. 1788 01:13:09,222 --> 01:13:11,691 Okay, okay. 1789 01:13:11,725 --> 01:13:14,694 We... we were involved, 1790 01:13:14,728 --> 01:13:16,262 but we're not anymore. 1791 01:13:16,296 --> 01:13:19,199 -(Johnny growling) -Hey, hey, hey. 1792 01:13:19,232 --> 01:13:21,234 I thought you wanted to go live with the three amigos. 1793 01:13:21,267 --> 01:13:24,337 Why... why didn't you tell your sister? 1794 01:13:24,371 --> 01:13:28,408 (sighs) I want to go, but good guys don't leave. 1795 01:13:28,441 --> 01:13:31,878 I was a kid and they made fun of me. 1796 01:13:31,945 --> 01:13:33,380 Alex beat them up. 1797 01:13:33,413 --> 01:13:35,248 She did. She beat them up. 1798 01:13:35,281 --> 01:13:37,417 So I don't want to leave her. 1799 01:13:38,485 --> 01:13:43,189 My dad left my mom after I was born, 1800 01:13:43,223 --> 01:13:44,157 so I don't leave Mom either. 1801 01:13:47,494 --> 01:13:49,462 Yeah. 1802 01:13:49,496 --> 01:13:52,465 Well, anyway, just, uh, stop giving me the stink eye. 1803 01:13:52,499 --> 01:13:53,600 Okay. 1804 01:13:54,801 --> 01:13:56,102 You're still giving me the stink eye, Johnny. 1805 01:13:56,136 --> 01:13:57,237 -I'm not. -You are. 1806 01:13:57,270 --> 01:13:58,805 -Not! -You are. 1807 01:13:58,838 --> 01:14:00,774 Ei-ei. 1808 01:14:10,830 --> 01:14:11,685 (sighs) 1809 01:14:16,956 --> 01:14:19,325 Marcus. 1810 01:14:19,359 --> 01:14:21,661 Ah. Hey, Phil. 1811 01:14:21,695 --> 01:14:23,296 What are you doing here? 1812 01:14:23,329 --> 01:14:25,932 Uh, food's good. Got to eat, right? 1813 01:14:25,999 --> 01:14:27,701 -(chuckles) -How you doing? 1814 01:14:27,734 --> 01:14:28,935 Doing all right? 1815 01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:31,771 Ah, I'm hanging in. 1816 01:14:31,805 --> 01:14:34,474 I read about you in the paper. The Friends. 1817 01:14:34,507 --> 01:14:36,142 Oh, yeah. That's a... 1818 01:14:36,176 --> 01:14:38,578 No, no, no, no. It's-it's great. 1819 01:14:38,611 --> 01:14:40,447 How are you making out with Darius Rhodes over there? 1820 01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:42,515 You know Darius? 1821 01:14:42,549 --> 01:14:44,150 I coached him. 1822 01:14:46,319 --> 01:14:48,955 Uh, ma'am? Can I get a cup of coffee? 1823 01:14:49,220 --> 01:14:50,590 You coached Darius? 1824 01:14:50,623 --> 01:14:53,159 Well, in a sense. 1825 01:14:54,194 --> 01:14:57,497 He showed up at a youth camp 1826 01:14:57,530 --> 01:14:59,866 when I was coaching here at Drake. 1827 01:14:59,899 --> 01:15:03,937 Ten years old with a handle like Iverson 1828 01:15:04,300 --> 01:15:06,506 and a smile that lit up the gym. 1829 01:15:06,539 --> 01:15:12,450 I was thinking, "I might be recruiting this kid someday." 1830 01:15:12,780 --> 01:15:15,615 The next summer, he's not at the camp. 1831 01:15:15,648 --> 01:15:18,852 I find out he's been in a terrible car accident. 1832 01:15:18,885 --> 01:15:20,620 Traumatic brain injury. 1833 01:15:20,653 --> 01:15:22,655 (sighs) 1834 01:15:22,689 --> 01:15:24,524 -Brutal. -God. 1835 01:15:24,557 --> 01:15:26,459 I get the job in Fresno, 1836 01:15:26,493 --> 01:15:28,828 but I kept in touch with the family over the years. 1837 01:15:28,862 --> 01:15:31,164 (sighs heavily) 1838 01:15:31,197 --> 01:15:32,532 He won't play for me. 1839 01:15:32,565 --> 01:15:35,635 Yeah? Huh. 1840 01:15:35,668 --> 01:15:39,606 Is there any way... you could talk to him? 1841 01:15:40,707 --> 01:15:43,430 No. It's got to be you. 1842 01:15:45,111 --> 01:15:47,580 ♪ ♪ 1843 01:15:51,451 --> 01:15:52,952 (sighs) 1844 01:15:52,986 --> 01:15:54,788 (knocks) 1845 01:15:56,956 --> 01:15:58,191 Yeah? 1846 01:15:58,224 --> 01:16:00,160 Julio told me where you live. 1847 01:16:00,193 --> 01:16:02,620 I got to go to work soon, so... 1848 01:16:02,128 --> 01:16:03,229 Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1849 01:16:03,263 --> 01:16:05,865 Just give me one second. 1850 01:16:05,899 --> 01:16:06,933 (sighs) Okay. 1851 01:16:06,966 --> 01:16:10,870 I-I talked to your old coach, Perretti. 1852 01:16:10,904 --> 01:16:12,272 Perretti's my guy. 1853 01:16:12,305 --> 01:16:14,240 Yeah, well, he's my guy, too. 1854 01:16:14,274 --> 01:16:17,944 We're friends, and... (sighs) 1855 01:16:17,977 --> 01:16:20,547 I know... 1856 01:16:20,580 --> 01:16:22,148 why you don't want to play for me. 1857 01:16:23,817 --> 01:16:26,219 I hate drunk drivers. 1858 01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:29,689 Yeah, I get it. 1859 01:16:29,723 --> 01:16:33,293 I-I mean, obviously, I don't get it, get it, 1860 01:16:33,326 --> 01:16:36,563 but I, uh... you know, I-I get it. 1861 01:16:36,596 --> 01:16:38,565 You still drink alcohol? 1862 01:16:41,334 --> 01:16:42,836 Sometimes. 1863 01:16:46,106 --> 01:16:47,607 Definitely not as much. 1864 01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:49,509 You still drive drunk? 1865 01:16:51,945 --> 01:16:55,448 Darius, you can choose to believe me or not, 1866 01:16:55,482 --> 01:16:58,852 but I know for a fact 1867 01:16:58,885 --> 01:17:02,880 that I will never, ever do that again. 1868 01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:06,593 Never. 1869 01:17:11,531 --> 01:17:13,990 Okay. 1870 01:17:15,301 --> 01:17:17,370 You're not gonna ask me to play? 1871 01:17:18,905 --> 01:17:20,640 Nope. 1872 01:17:20,674 --> 01:17:23,443 I just wanted you to know that I know. 1873 01:17:24,611 --> 01:17:25,845 And I get it. 1874 01:17:30,830 --> 01:17:32,520 ♪ ♪ 1875 01:17:45,732 --> 01:17:48,101 See you Saturday. 1876 01:17:48,168 --> 01:17:50,170 JULIO: Wait a minute. 1877 01:17:50,236 --> 01:17:52,380 Congratulations are in order. 1878 01:17:52,105 --> 01:17:54,674 What do you mean? We haven't won anything yet. 1879 01:17:54,708 --> 01:17:58,440 No, but your 90 days are up. 1880 01:17:58,780 --> 01:18:00,460 You're a free man, Marcus. 1881 01:18:01,810 --> 01:18:03,490 Really? 1882 01:18:03,116 --> 01:18:05,118 Huh. 1883 01:18:05,185 --> 01:18:08,221 Ooh, boy. That flew by. 1884 01:18:08,254 --> 01:18:10,523 (laughs) 1885 01:18:10,557 --> 01:18:13,126 Well, uh, okay, Julio. 1886 01:18:13,193 --> 01:18:15,495 We'll see you Saturday. 1887 01:18:16,563 --> 01:18:18,898 (chuckles) 1888 01:18:18,932 --> 01:18:21,340 VAN PELT (over TV): This is one big thing, and it's a good one. 1889 01:18:21,670 --> 01:18:23,136 Jalen, you remember your boy Marcus Marakovich 1890 01:18:23,203 --> 01:18:24,537 of the Iowa Stallions? 1891 01:18:24,571 --> 01:18:26,639 ROSE: The hothead assistant? 1892 01:18:26,673 --> 01:18:29,242 That's the one, the jabroni who was throwing hands at his boss. 1893 01:18:29,275 --> 01:18:30,643 Well, he got fired. 1894 01:18:30,677 --> 01:18:32,512 "Jabroni"? Really? 1895 01:18:32,545 --> 01:18:35,582 -No surprise there. -Smug-***, alien-headed freak. 1896 01:18:35,615 --> 01:18:37,917 But the surprising thing is that now he's the head coach 1897 01:18:37,951 --> 01:18:39,853 of a juggernaut of a squad, 1898 01:18:39,886 --> 01:18:42,322 a team of Special Olympics athletes called The Friends 1899 01:18:42,355 --> 01:18:43,390 in Des Moines, Iowa. 1900 01:18:43,423 --> 01:18:44,958 Now, check this out. 1901 01:18:44,991 --> 01:18:46,526 As you can see, it's-it's cell phone video 1902 01:18:46,559 --> 01:18:48,395 or something from somebody's phone, but it's fine. 1903 01:18:48,428 --> 01:18:50,196 He's coaching his tail off. 1904 01:18:50,263 --> 01:18:52,980 You know what? I respect the grind. 1905 01:18:52,165 --> 01:18:53,533 I see you, Marcus. 1906 01:18:53,566 --> 01:18:55,168 The Friends are just one win away 1907 01:18:55,235 --> 01:18:56,936 from qualifying for the regional tournament. 1908 01:18:56,970 --> 01:18:58,204 We hope you make it to the dance, Coach. 1909 01:18:58,271 --> 01:18:59,372 We'll be watching. 1910 01:18:59,406 --> 01:19:01,341 Yeah, you watch, Van Pelt. 1911 01:19:01,374 --> 01:19:03,376 ROSE: Let's go, Friends! 1912 01:19:03,410 --> 01:19:05,278 Give the people what they want. 1913 01:19:05,311 --> 01:19:08,248 Sir, I work very hard for you, 1914 01:19:08,281 --> 01:19:11,718 and I deserve to have a say in my schedule. 1915 01:19:11,751 --> 01:19:13,620 I love basketball. 1916 01:19:13,653 --> 01:19:17,557 We have a big game on Saturday, 1917 01:19:17,590 --> 01:19:20,694 and all I want is to play in that game. 1918 01:19:20,727 --> 01:19:24,364 (exhales) I can do better. I can do better. 1919 01:19:24,397 --> 01:19:26,766 Sir, I work very hard for you. 1920 01:19:30,670 --> 01:19:32,872 Hey, Coach. 1921 01:19:32,906 --> 01:19:35,208 Hey. You made it. 1922 01:19:35,275 --> 01:19:38,110 -Yeah, I made it. -Ah, great! 1923 01:19:41,140 --> 01:19:45,919 Uh, so, uh, what did your jack*** boss say to you 1924 01:19:45,952 --> 01:19:47,253 when you stood up to him? 1925 01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:50,256 He said, "You're fired." 1926 01:19:50,323 --> 01:19:53,260 Oh. I'm... I'm-I'm sorry. 1927 01:19:53,590 --> 01:19:55,280 Ah. It's okay. 1928 01:19:55,610 --> 01:19:57,597 -Let's go. -(chuckles): Okay. 1929 01:20:00,367 --> 01:20:02,168 ("Make a New Dance Up" by Hey Ocean! playing) 1930 01:20:05,438 --> 01:20:07,140 MARCUS: Pass it down. 1931 01:20:09,420 --> 01:20:11,444 -That's the shot, baby! -(crowd cheering) 1932 01:20:11,478 --> 01:20:12,746 -Yes! Yes. -Oh. 1933 01:20:12,779 --> 01:20:14,714 (talking quietly) 1934 01:20:15,849 --> 01:20:18,518 MARCUS: Okay, good defense. Defense! 1935 01:20:18,551 --> 01:20:20,186 ♪ You remind me of a boy... ♪ 1936 01:20:20,253 --> 01:20:22,122 -(crowd groans) -Oh, that's okay. 1937 01:20:22,155 --> 01:20:25,792 ♪ When he cut me like a saw with his back-and-forth ♪ 1938 01:20:25,825 --> 01:20:27,861 ♪ And I remind you of someone... ♪ 1939 01:20:27,894 --> 01:20:29,929 That's it. There you go. 1940 01:20:29,963 --> 01:20:32,832 MARCUS: Guys, work it around. Work it around the perimeter. 1941 01:20:32,866 --> 01:20:34,134 Find the open shot. 1942 01:20:34,167 --> 01:20:35,635 CRAIG: Pass it here! 1943 01:20:35,668 --> 01:20:37,804 ♪ We thought we'd never dance again ♪ 1944 01:20:37,837 --> 01:20:39,205 MARCUS: Good try. Good try. 1945 01:20:39,272 --> 01:20:42,809 ♪ So scared of second chances ♪ 1946 01:20:42,842 --> 01:20:48,480 ♪ But now there's something happening ♪ 1947 01:20:48,810 --> 01:20:50,216 ♪ You make me want to dance ♪ 1948 01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:52,185 ♪ You make me want to move... ♪ 1949 01:20:52,218 --> 01:20:54,870 Johnny. Go in for Craig. 1950 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:56,990 -No. -No? What do you mean, "no"? 1951 01:20:57,230 --> 01:20:59,225 Come on. We need your scoring. We need your pick-and-roll. 1952 01:20:59,292 --> 01:21:01,861 I don't want to do the pick-and-roll anymore. 1953 01:21:01,895 --> 01:21:05,165 I don't want you to have any more hard-ons! 1954 01:21:05,198 --> 01:21:07,670 Okay. You know what? Fine. You just sit there. 1955 01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:09,169 Marlon, go in for Craig. 1956 01:21:09,202 --> 01:21:12,238 I would, Coach, but I'm having a bit of a thrombosis flare-up. 1957 01:21:12,305 --> 01:21:14,574 Hey. You heard him. Get in there! 1958 01:21:15,742 --> 01:21:17,510 ♪ And you know the moves ♪ 1959 01:21:17,544 --> 01:21:19,546 ♪ 'Cause it's our dance ♪ 1960 01:21:19,579 --> 01:21:21,381 ♪ And you know the moves ♪ 1961 01:21:21,414 --> 01:21:23,216 -(crowd cheering) -That's okay. 1962 01:21:23,249 --> 01:21:24,351 ♪ 'Cause it's our dance ♪ 1963 01:21:24,417 --> 01:21:27,187 ♪ And you know the moves ♪ 1964 01:21:27,220 --> 01:21:29,222 -Oh, that's okay. -♪ You make me wanna dance. ♪ 1965 01:21:29,255 --> 01:21:30,757 -(buzzer blares) -(song ends) 1966 01:21:30,790 --> 01:21:32,258 MARCUS: Okay, guys, we need a big second half 1967 01:21:32,325 --> 01:21:34,361 if we're gonna make it to Winnipeg. 1968 01:21:34,427 --> 01:21:35,995 -Nice. Nice. -Thanks, Coach. 1969 01:21:36,290 --> 01:21:37,530 Way to go, you guys. 1970 01:21:37,564 --> 01:21:39,933 Get a little water. Rest up. 1971 01:21:41,401 --> 01:21:43,870 No. Players only. 1972 01:21:43,903 --> 01:21:45,438 What are you talking about, Cosentino? 1973 01:21:45,472 --> 01:21:47,507 -Get out of the way. -Players only. 1974 01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:49,943 If you come near me, I'll "Me Too" your ***. 1975 01:21:49,976 --> 01:21:51,544 Okay. 1976 01:21:56,182 --> 01:21:57,550 (Sonny grunts) 1977 01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:03,256 -It's players only. -Yeah, I heard. 1978 01:22:04,924 --> 01:22:06,860 Hey. What's your problem? 1979 01:22:06,893 --> 01:22:08,561 I don't want to play for Coach. 1980 01:22:08,595 --> 01:22:10,263 You don't have to play for Coach. 1981 01:22:10,296 --> 01:22:11,598 We play for each other. 1982 01:22:11,631 --> 01:22:13,600 -Right? -That's right. -Yeah. 1983 01:22:13,633 --> 01:22:15,368 -I agree with that, yes. -Nice one. 1984 01:22:15,435 --> 01:22:19,172 And your sister is a grown woman who can have *** 1985 01:22:19,205 --> 01:22:22,976 with whoever she wants, even a dogface like Coach. 1986 01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:25,412 -You know about that? -Yeah. We all know. 1987 01:22:25,478 --> 01:22:27,947 There was a vibe. You just didn't want to see it. 1988 01:22:27,981 --> 01:22:30,450 We need you, so snap the **** out of it. 1989 01:22:30,483 --> 01:22:32,252 -(buzzer blares) -Oh, yes! 1990 01:22:32,285 --> 01:22:34,254 -(whooping) -Let's do this! 1991 01:22:34,287 --> 01:22:36,560 (players chattering and whooping excitedly) 1992 01:22:36,890 --> 01:22:38,324 Yes. I love it. 1993 01:22:38,391 --> 01:22:40,260 Put me in, Coach. 1994 01:22:42,328 --> 01:22:43,830 You're welcome. 1995 01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:48,268 Okay. 1996 01:22:48,301 --> 01:22:50,203 Yeah, let's go! 1997 01:22:50,236 --> 01:22:53,173 ("Sweet Georgia Brown" playing) 1998 01:22:55,342 --> 01:22:56,776 -Oh! Yeah! -(crowd cheering) 1999 01:23:05,552 --> 01:23:07,520 (cheering) 2000 01:23:12,892 --> 01:23:14,327 SHOWTIME: Whoa! 2001 01:23:14,394 --> 01:23:16,863 (laughing) 2002 01:23:20,233 --> 01:23:22,202 -Oh, yeah! Yeah! -(cheering) 2003 01:23:22,235 --> 01:23:23,870 That's it! 2004 01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:29,642 -Yes! -Yeah! -Yes! 2005 01:23:29,676 --> 01:23:30,977 Not in my house. 2006 01:23:31,110 --> 01:23:33,680 (buzzer blares) 2007 01:23:33,713 --> 01:23:36,490 -(cheering, excited chatter) -We did it! Yeah! 2008 01:23:36,820 --> 01:23:38,451 -Going to Winnipeg! -Canada! 2009 01:23:38,518 --> 01:23:39,953 Special Olympics! 2010 01:23:39,986 --> 01:23:42,822 -(whooping) -(chanting): Canada. Canada. 2011 01:23:46,192 --> 01:23:48,361 -Yeah. -Way to go, guys. 2012 01:23:48,428 --> 01:23:49,863 -(whooping) -All right. 2013 01:23:49,896 --> 01:23:51,398 Shower up. I'll be in in a minute. 2014 01:23:51,464 --> 01:23:52,980 -Good game. -Watch your head, Showtime. 2015 01:23:52,165 --> 01:23:54,567 Good job, Sonny. Great coaching. 2016 01:23:54,601 --> 01:23:56,369 Thanks, Coach. 2017 01:23:57,370 --> 01:23:59,406 Hey. 2018 01:23:59,472 --> 01:24:02,175 Oh. Hey. 2019 01:24:02,208 --> 01:24:05,645 Congratulations. That was quite a game. 2020 01:24:05,679 --> 01:24:07,914 -Thank you. -And you got Johnny to play. 2021 01:24:07,947 --> 01:24:10,684 Uh, well, it wasn't me, but I'm glad he played. 2022 01:24:10,717 --> 01:24:13,860 -We needed him. -Yeah. 2023 01:24:13,119 --> 01:24:15,550 Yeah. So, uh... 2024 01:24:16,756 --> 01:24:20,360 -I-I'm sorry that I got all up into your business. -No. 2025 01:24:20,393 --> 01:24:23,396 Don't apologize. I'm sorry. 2026 01:24:23,430 --> 01:24:27,400 And I-I wanted you to know that I did hear what you were saying. 2027 01:24:27,467 --> 01:24:29,402 Um... 2028 01:24:29,436 --> 01:24:32,405 And it looks like someone wants to talk to you, so... 2029 01:24:33,506 --> 01:24:35,408 Oh. (chuckles) 2030 01:24:35,475 --> 01:24:38,611 We'll talk soon. Okay. 2031 01:24:40,113 --> 01:24:41,948 Well, fancy seeing you here. 2032 01:24:41,981 --> 01:24:46,860 Congrats on the win. Team looks good. 2033 01:24:46,119 --> 01:24:49,422 Thank you. Thank you so much for coming. 2034 01:24:49,456 --> 01:24:51,958 Uh... what's up? 2035 01:24:51,991 --> 01:24:54,894 My mama's a Christian. 2036 01:24:54,928 --> 01:24:56,930 She wants me to forgive the lady that hit me. 2037 01:24:56,963 --> 01:24:59,532 I've tried, but I can't. 2038 01:24:59,599 --> 01:25:02,602 But I thought maybe I could practice on you. 2039 01:25:03,770 --> 01:25:07,440 So, I'll play for you, Coach, in regionals. 2040 01:25:09,476 --> 01:25:10,810 Are you messing with me right now? 2041 01:25:10,844 --> 01:25:12,412 Nope. 2042 01:25:12,445 --> 01:25:15,515 (Marcus laughing) 2043 01:25:17,684 --> 01:25:20,787 I think... I think I might cry. 2044 01:25:20,820 --> 01:25:22,422 Thank you. 2045 01:25:22,455 --> 01:25:23,957 You made an old man happy. 2046 01:25:23,990 --> 01:25:26,459 Go tell the guys. I'll be right in. 2047 01:25:26,526 --> 01:25:28,461 Welcome to the team. 2048 01:25:31,464 --> 01:25:34,601 PLAYERS (chanting): Darius! Darius! Darius! 2049 01:25:34,634 --> 01:25:37,804 Darius. Darius. Darius. 2050 01:25:37,837 --> 01:25:40,740 -Darius! Darius! Darius! -(sighs) 2051 01:25:40,774 --> 01:25:42,676 (chanting fades) 2052 01:25:42,709 --> 01:25:45,478 ♪ ♪ 2053 01:25:50,483 --> 01:25:52,850 MARCUS: Thank you. 2054 01:25:52,118 --> 01:25:54,821 Yeah, Kenny. Hey. 2055 01:25:54,854 --> 01:25:57,724 Yeah, I can talk. Just on my way to practice. 2056 01:25:59,793 --> 01:26:01,394 O-Okay. 2057 01:26:04,197 --> 01:26:06,599 Are you kidding me? 2058 01:26:06,666 --> 01:26:08,968 You better not be kidding me. 2059 01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:11,171 Oh, my God. 2060 01:26:11,204 --> 01:26:14,274 (laughs): Oh, my God. 2061 01:26:14,307 --> 01:26:16,409 I-I'll call you in a minute. 2062 01:26:17,677 --> 01:26:20,547 Okay. Uh, guys, listen. 2063 01:26:20,613 --> 01:26:22,949 Before we roll the basketballs out, 2064 01:26:22,982 --> 01:26:26,953 I-I want to try a little experiment, okay? 2065 01:26:26,986 --> 01:26:29,356 Everybody, close your eyes. 2066 01:26:31,157 --> 01:26:33,260 Take a deep breath. 2067 01:26:34,227 --> 01:26:37,630 And... go inside your mind for a minute. 2068 01:26:37,970 --> 01:26:40,166 It's very dark in here, Coach. 2069 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,680 That-That's okay, Marlon. That's fine. 2070 01:26:42,102 --> 01:26:44,537 But I-I just want you to keep breathing, 2071 01:26:44,571 --> 01:26:50,210 and I want you to use your imagination and visualize this. 2072 01:26:50,243 --> 01:26:54,547 We are up in Winnipeg. 2073 01:26:54,581 --> 01:26:58,510 Championship game has just ended. 2074 01:26:58,840 --> 01:27:00,587 We are at center court, 2075 01:27:00,653 --> 01:27:05,258 jumping up and down, celebrating. 2076 01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:08,528 Streamers and confetti are falling, 2077 01:27:08,561 --> 01:27:13,900 and the crowd is cheering us because we are champions! 2078 01:27:17,504 --> 01:27:19,172 Okay, you can open your eyes now. 2079 01:27:19,205 --> 01:27:20,874 Anybody see that? 2080 01:27:20,907 --> 01:27:22,942 No. 2081 01:27:22,976 --> 01:27:25,578 Winnipeg looked very cold, so I came here. 2082 01:27:25,645 --> 01:27:27,580 I saw it, Coach. I did. 2083 01:27:27,647 --> 01:27:30,160 -Nice, Benny. -Me, too. 2084 01:27:30,500 --> 01:27:31,251 Ah. Great, Showtime. Okay, we're good, good. 2085 01:27:31,284 --> 01:27:34,454 We'll just keep working on this because I want you guys 2086 01:27:34,487 --> 01:27:39,192 to just, you know, get that picture in your mind 2087 01:27:39,225 --> 01:27:41,610 because it's gonna happen. 2088 01:27:41,940 --> 01:27:44,798 We're going to Winnipeg, and we're gonna be champions! 2089 01:27:44,831 --> 01:27:47,600 -(cheering) -Yeah! 2090 01:27:49,302 --> 01:27:53,273 And I'm going to the NBA, to Seattle, 2091 01:27:53,306 --> 01:27:56,910 because they hired me to coach up there! 2092 01:28:00,800 --> 01:28:03,783 Seattle... sucks. 2093 01:28:04,951 --> 01:28:07,787 Well, i-it's an expansion team. 2094 01:28:07,821 --> 01:28:09,622 You know, it's a process. 2095 01:28:09,689 --> 01:28:12,559 Well, who's gonna coach us next season, then? 2096 01:28:13,693 --> 01:28:15,762 I-I don't know. Maybe Julio. 2097 01:28:15,795 --> 01:28:18,231 Good guys don't leave! 2098 01:28:18,264 --> 01:28:20,934 Yeah, Johnny, they do. 2099 01:28:20,967 --> 01:28:24,104 When the NBA calls, they leave. 2100 01:28:24,137 --> 01:28:27,640 I should've known. 2101 01:28:27,707 --> 01:28:31,244 (stammers) You know, it would've been really nice 2102 01:28:31,277 --> 01:28:35,115 for you guys to just give me a little congratulations. 2103 01:28:36,816 --> 01:28:40,320 C-Congrat... congrat... 2104 01:28:40,353 --> 01:28:43,690 congr-gr-gratulations, Coach. 2105 01:28:43,757 --> 01:28:46,260 We'll miss you. 2106 01:28:46,590 --> 01:28:48,194 Thank you, Arthur. 2107 01:28:50,630 --> 01:28:51,898 (sighs heavily) 2108 01:28:54,501 --> 01:28:56,536 (exhales heavily) 2109 01:29:04,210 --> 01:29:05,311 Hey. 2110 01:29:06,379 --> 01:29:09,820 Hey. You're done early. 2111 01:29:10,517 --> 01:29:13,553 Yeah, yeah. Uh, they, uh... 2112 01:29:14,988 --> 01:29:16,656 Great news. 2113 01:29:16,723 --> 01:29:19,225 Yeah, I, uh... 2114 01:29:19,259 --> 01:29:24,197 got an NBA job in Seattle, third assistant. 2115 01:29:24,230 --> 01:29:27,500 Which means, you know, I-I'll be on the bench, 2116 01:29:27,534 --> 01:29:29,669 not one of those schmucks sitting in the second row. 2117 01:29:29,703 --> 01:29:31,137 (both laugh) 2118 01:29:31,171 --> 01:29:33,807 Yeah, it's a... 2119 01:29:33,873 --> 01:29:35,800 pretty big deal. 2120 01:29:35,410 --> 01:29:36,476 Wow. 2121 01:29:36,509 --> 01:29:39,245 That's... that's great. 2122 01:29:39,279 --> 01:29:40,714 Yeah. 2123 01:29:40,780 --> 01:29:42,480 Did you tell The Friends? 2124 01:29:42,820 --> 01:29:43,416 Yeah. Yeah. 2125 01:29:43,450 --> 01:29:45,885 Uh... 2126 01:29:45,919 --> 01:29:49,923 They weren't exactly thrilled, uh... (chuckles) 2127 01:29:49,956 --> 01:29:55,495 as you might imagine, and, uh, Johnny, pissed at me, again. 2128 01:29:55,528 --> 01:29:57,263 Hmm. Yeah. Of course he's upset. 2129 01:29:57,297 --> 01:29:59,899 He's attached to you. They all are. 2130 01:30:01,368 --> 01:30:04,437 Man, what does it take to get an "attaboy" around here? 2131 01:30:05,638 --> 01:30:07,374 I'm sorry. Congratulations. 2132 01:30:07,407 --> 01:30:09,342 I know it's what you wanted. 2133 01:30:09,376 --> 01:30:11,778 Thank you. 2134 01:30:11,845 --> 01:30:14,547 Really, I-I owe it all to The Friends. 2135 01:30:14,581 --> 01:30:16,716 I, uh... (chuckles) 2136 01:30:16,750 --> 01:30:20,860 Apparently, Seattle's getting roughed up in the press, 2137 01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:22,922 needed a feel-good story, you know, 2138 01:30:22,956 --> 01:30:25,425 to change the subject, and, uh... 2139 01:30:25,458 --> 01:30:27,527 Look at me. Mr. Feel-Good. 2140 01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:30,296 (both chuckling) 2141 01:30:30,330 --> 01:30:32,699 It's a little exploitative, though, isn't it? 2142 01:30:33,867 --> 01:30:35,935 No. I'm not exploiting anybody. 2143 01:30:35,969 --> 01:30:39,873 I'm... I would... I would never... 2144 01:30:39,939 --> 01:30:42,809 You know that I love these guys. 2145 01:30:44,144 --> 01:30:47,447 I mean, you were court ordered to care, so... (chuckles) 2146 01:30:47,480 --> 01:30:48,782 It's not exactly the same. 2147 01:30:48,848 --> 01:30:50,984 That's not fair. You... 2148 01:30:53,860 --> 01:30:55,188 I thought we were okay. 2149 01:30:55,455 --> 01:30:59,325 Why are you being so shitty about this? 2150 01:31:02,128 --> 01:31:04,397 Honestly, 'cause you just get to drop into our lives 2151 01:31:04,431 --> 01:31:06,533 and mess everything up and then just walk away. 2152 01:31:09,469 --> 01:31:11,838 I seem to remember you telling me 2153 01:31:11,905 --> 01:31:15,608 that you have no interest in getting involved. 2154 01:31:15,642 --> 01:31:17,977 Yeah, I did, and then it changed. 2155 01:31:18,110 --> 01:31:19,446 And you know it changed. 2156 01:31:19,479 --> 01:31:21,281 Okay. I knew they changed for me. 2157 01:31:21,314 --> 01:31:23,850 I didn't know they changed for you until just now. 2158 01:31:23,917 --> 01:31:26,186 Happy to hear you acknowledge that. 2159 01:31:26,219 --> 01:31:28,210 Yeah. 2160 01:31:28,540 --> 01:31:31,191 I was never staying in Des Moines after my 90 days. 2161 01:31:31,224 --> 01:31:32,692 You knew that. 2162 01:31:32,726 --> 01:31:34,327 You know, you could have at least pretended 2163 01:31:34,361 --> 01:31:36,496 it was gonna be hard to leave. 2164 01:31:36,529 --> 01:31:38,331 You know, maybe you could've said you were gonna miss me. 2165 01:31:38,365 --> 01:31:40,700 You're right. You're right. 2166 01:31:43,360 --> 01:31:46,973 -(scoffs) -Well, I-I will miss you. 2167 01:31:47,700 --> 01:31:48,508 Oh, good. Cool. Yeah. 2168 01:31:48,541 --> 01:31:50,510 -I will. -It's too late. 2169 01:31:51,911 --> 01:31:53,880 ♪ ♪ 2170 01:31:56,383 --> 01:31:57,984 (door opens) 2171 01:32:00,420 --> 01:32:02,288 (door closes) 2172 01:32:02,322 --> 01:32:03,857 (sighs) 2173 01:32:19,205 --> 01:32:21,207 Okay, guys. 2174 01:32:21,241 --> 01:32:23,743 I realize, after the last practice, 2175 01:32:23,777 --> 01:32:27,213 there were some feelings about my leaving, 2176 01:32:27,247 --> 01:32:30,150 but we still have a job to do in Winnipeg. 2177 01:32:30,183 --> 01:32:31,918 Get over yourself, jack***. 2178 01:32:31,985 --> 01:32:33,486 We can't go to the tournament anymore. 2179 01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:35,522 What? Why not? 2180 01:32:35,555 --> 01:32:37,223 We don't have the money. 2181 01:32:37,257 --> 01:32:39,250 I appealed to the city, 2182 01:32:39,590 --> 01:32:41,695 I appealed to the state, and nothing. 2183 01:32:41,728 --> 01:32:44,864 The city sucks. The state sucks. 2184 01:32:44,931 --> 01:32:47,100 Well, there's been budget cuts. 2185 01:32:47,133 --> 01:32:50,537 Yeah, but, well, there's got to be a way, Julio. 2186 01:32:50,570 --> 01:32:51,905 Uh, how much could it be? 2187 01:32:51,971 --> 01:32:53,807 Well, it's in Canada, Marcus. 2188 01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:57,610 That's airplane tickets, hotel rooms, uh, long johns. 2189 01:32:57,644 --> 01:32:59,212 Uh, it adds up. 2190 01:33:00,847 --> 01:33:03,483 The guys are all looking forward to curling. 2191 01:33:05,118 --> 01:33:07,887 ♪ Nobody gets out pain-free ♪ 2192 01:33:07,921 --> 01:33:09,389 ("Life Reminds Us We're Alive" playing) 2193 01:33:09,422 --> 01:33:12,625 ♪ Nobody doesn't get lonely ♪ 2194 01:33:12,659 --> 01:33:15,428 ♪ I used to think that maybe I was the only one ♪ 2195 01:33:15,462 --> 01:33:18,980 ♪ I was the only one ♪ 2196 01:33:18,131 --> 01:33:21,201 ♪ But nobody doesn't get a broken heart ♪ 2197 01:33:21,234 --> 01:33:25,380 ♪ And nobody doesn't need a brand-new start ♪ 2198 01:33:25,710 --> 01:33:27,841 ♪ Everybody's been on a shoulder crying ♪ 2199 01:33:27,874 --> 01:33:31,440 ♪ Out on a Saturday night ♪ 2200 01:33:31,770 --> 01:33:34,481 ♪ That's how life reminds us we're alive ♪ 2201 01:33:34,514 --> 01:33:37,617 ♪ That's how life reminds us we're alive ♪ 2202 01:33:37,650 --> 01:33:43,923 ♪ That's how life reminds us we're alive ♪ 2203 01:33:43,990 --> 01:33:48,128 ♪ Nobody finds a perfect lover ♪ 2204 01:33:48,161 --> 01:33:51,331 ♪ No magic in a four-leaf clover ♪ 2205 01:33:51,364 --> 01:33:54,167 ♪ But even through the stormy weather ♪ 2206 01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:57,237 ♪ I'll be the one for you, I'll be the one for you ♪ 2207 01:33:57,270 --> 01:34:00,940 ♪ 'Cause nobody doesn't need a friend to believe in ♪ 2208 01:34:01,700 --> 01:34:03,109 ♪ And nobody doesn't have a friend who leaves them ♪ 2209 01:34:03,143 --> 01:34:06,613 ♪ So say a prayer for all who dare ♪ 2210 01:34:06,646 --> 01:34:10,830 ♪ To love on a Saturday night ♪ 2211 01:34:10,116 --> 01:34:12,585 ♪ And that's how life reminds us we're alive ♪ 2212 01:34:12,619 --> 01:34:16,790 ♪ That's how life reminds us we're alive ♪ 2213 01:34:16,823 --> 01:34:19,459 -♪ That's how life reminds us ♪ -(doorbell rings) 2214 01:34:19,492 --> 01:34:20,460 -♪ We're alive. ♪ -(grunts) 2215 01:34:20,493 --> 01:34:23,596 (song ends) 2216 01:34:23,630 --> 01:34:24,998 Oh. 2217 01:34:25,650 --> 01:34:27,300 So, what are you hoping for? 2218 01:34:27,333 --> 01:34:28,868 A little afternoon quickie? 2219 01:34:28,902 --> 01:34:31,171 Mom. (scoffs) Good God. Go. 2220 01:34:31,204 --> 01:34:33,473 -I'm just trying to be helpful. -Go. Go. 2221 01:34:33,506 --> 01:34:35,608 (Marcus chuckles) 2222 01:34:35,642 --> 01:34:37,110 (sighs) 2223 01:34:37,143 --> 01:34:38,712 What do you want? 2224 01:34:38,745 --> 01:34:41,881 Well, if that quickie thing's on the menu... 2225 01:34:41,915 --> 01:34:44,451 -It's not. -Okay. Not funny. 2226 01:34:44,484 --> 01:34:47,387 Uh, I need a favor. 2227 01:34:47,420 --> 01:34:48,455 (chuckles softly) 2228 01:34:48,488 --> 01:34:51,191 Wow. 2229 01:34:51,224 --> 01:34:53,326 What? No, it's not for me. It's for The Friends. 2230 01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:54,661 What is it? 2231 01:34:54,694 --> 01:34:56,963 Well, I need you to put on a little show. 2232 01:34:57,300 --> 01:35:00,100 ♪ ♪ 2233 01:35:02,502 --> 01:35:04,237 See that? 2234 01:35:04,270 --> 01:35:07,207 Damn, these costumes are great. 2235 01:35:07,240 --> 01:35:09,576 Think we can pull this off? 2236 01:35:09,609 --> 01:35:12,879 This is my basketball, Marcus. Just follow my lead. 2237 01:35:17,984 --> 01:35:21,870 We're looking for O'Connolly. 2238 01:35:22,155 --> 01:35:24,524 Okay. 2239 01:35:24,557 --> 01:35:26,559 Right this way. 2240 01:35:26,593 --> 01:35:30,630 I've got nothing to hide. 2241 01:35:30,130 --> 01:35:32,966 I have no illegals working in my kitchen. 2242 01:35:32,999 --> 01:35:35,101 Illegals? Really? 2243 01:35:35,168 --> 01:35:36,936 Sorry. Mexicans. 2244 01:35:36,970 --> 01:35:39,105 Oh, don't apologize to me. 2245 01:35:39,172 --> 01:35:42,609 -Apologize to my partner, Sanchez. -Hmm? 2246 01:35:44,770 --> 01:35:47,447 Oh, sorry, Officer Sanchez. 2247 01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:49,382 No problem...o. 2248 01:35:49,416 --> 01:35:51,685 You have no idea how sorry you are. 2249 01:35:51,718 --> 01:35:54,200 Do you know what's on here, Mr. O'Connolly? 2250 01:35:54,870 --> 01:35:55,855 Uh, no. 2251 01:35:55,889 --> 01:35:58,425 It's video and statements from your employees 2252 01:35:58,458 --> 01:36:01,127 proving that you've created a hostile work environment. 2253 01:36:01,194 --> 01:36:03,596 It demonstrates a pattern of abusive behavior, 2254 01:36:03,630 --> 01:36:05,565 particularly towards a dishwasher 2255 01:36:05,598 --> 01:36:07,634 named Benjamin Weaver. 2256 01:36:07,667 --> 01:36:09,636 -Benny? -Yeah. 2257 01:36:09,669 --> 01:36:11,771 A former employee with intellectual disabilities, 2258 01:36:11,805 --> 01:36:14,400 thanks to whom you, Mr. O'Connolly, 2259 01:36:14,107 --> 01:36:17,577 I'm assuming received quite a sizeable tax benefit. 2260 01:36:17,610 --> 01:36:19,279 Well, hang on here a minute. 2261 01:36:19,312 --> 01:36:21,314 Hang on my **** and balls, okay?! 2262 01:36:21,348 --> 01:36:22,749 Here's what we could do. 2263 01:36:22,782 --> 01:36:25,552 We could point Mr. Weaver to an attorney 2264 01:36:25,585 --> 01:36:27,921 or we could introduce him to a reporter at The Beacon 2265 01:36:27,954 --> 01:36:29,456 'cause I just have this sense 2266 01:36:29,489 --> 01:36:30,790 that it could be such a great story. 2267 01:36:30,824 --> 01:36:33,260 Don't you agree, Sanchez? 2268 01:36:33,590 --> 01:36:35,261 Sí. 2269 01:36:35,295 --> 01:36:36,663 ALEX: What are your thoughts on that? 2270 01:36:36,696 --> 01:36:38,565 (laughs nervously) 2271 01:36:38,598 --> 01:36:40,233 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 2272 01:36:40,266 --> 01:36:42,350 Whoa, um... 2273 01:36:42,680 --> 01:36:43,603 surely, uh... 2274 01:36:44,804 --> 01:36:48,575 ...there must be something I can do. 2275 01:36:48,608 --> 01:36:51,811 ♪ ♪ 2276 01:36:56,850 --> 01:36:58,852 ♪ ♪ 2277 01:37:08,962 --> 01:37:10,764 Hey, Coach, is there a pool? 2278 01:37:10,797 --> 01:37:12,632 There better be a pool. 2279 01:37:12,665 --> 01:37:14,134 Oh, I'm sure there's a pool, 2280 01:37:14,200 --> 01:37:16,136 but, uh, this is not a ski resort, 2281 01:37:16,202 --> 01:37:16,703 so why do you have the skis? 2282 01:37:16,770 --> 01:37:19,720 Don't worry about it. 2283 01:37:20,640 --> 01:37:22,175 Okay. 2284 01:37:26,413 --> 01:37:28,381 (people cheering) 2285 01:37:33,553 --> 01:37:34,688 (cheering) 2286 01:37:34,721 --> 01:37:36,456 (shouting excitedly) 2287 01:37:36,489 --> 01:37:38,425 (whooping, laughing) 2288 01:37:39,926 --> 01:37:42,195 -Yeah! -(cheering) 2289 01:37:43,363 --> 01:37:46,132 Is it everything you were hoping for, Marlon? 2290 01:37:46,199 --> 01:37:48,468 It's even better than I expected! 2291 01:37:48,501 --> 01:37:49,803 Whoo! 2292 01:37:49,836 --> 01:37:51,738 (whooping and cheering) 2293 01:37:54,841 --> 01:37:56,876 ♪ ♪ 2294 01:37:59,612 --> 01:38:01,810 Hey, hey, guys. 2295 01:38:01,114 --> 01:38:02,816 Now, you had a big day. 2296 01:38:02,849 --> 01:38:05,218 I know you're all tired, 2297 01:38:05,285 --> 01:38:09,122 but tomorrow, we got the gold medal game, 2298 01:38:09,155 --> 01:38:12,192 so I need you to go back to your room 2299 01:38:12,258 --> 01:38:14,894 and get a good night's rest. 2300 01:38:14,928 --> 01:38:16,763 -All right. -Sure thing, Coach. 2301 01:38:16,796 --> 01:38:17,831 -We'll do it. -MARCUS: All right. 2302 01:38:17,864 --> 01:38:19,499 -Good night. -All right. 2303 01:38:19,532 --> 01:38:20,367 -Good night, Coach. -All right, good night. 2304 01:38:20,400 --> 01:38:21,568 -Bye. -Good night. 2305 01:38:22,769 --> 01:38:24,704 Look at you, laying down the law. 2306 01:38:24,738 --> 01:38:26,873 They respect me. 2307 01:38:26,906 --> 01:38:28,808 -(Cosentino laughing) -(boys barking) 2308 01:38:31,311 --> 01:38:34,470 Whoo! Mush, mush, you filthy dogs! 2309 01:38:34,800 --> 01:38:36,149 (barking continues) 2310 01:38:36,182 --> 01:38:38,151 COSENTINO: Whoo! 2311 01:38:38,184 --> 01:38:39,686 Hey! 2312 01:38:39,719 --> 01:38:41,388 (laughter, excited chattering) 2313 01:38:41,421 --> 01:38:43,590 (barking and chattering fade) 2314 01:38:43,623 --> 01:38:45,525 COSENTINO: That was rad. 2315 01:38:45,558 --> 01:38:47,827 ♪ ♪ 2316 01:38:51,765 --> 01:38:53,733 (sighs heavily) 2317 01:38:57,637 --> 01:38:59,739 Coach. 2318 01:38:59,773 --> 01:39:01,207 You have a minute? 2319 01:39:01,274 --> 01:39:03,410 Oh. Sure. 2320 01:39:03,443 --> 01:39:06,146 Great. Rolling? 2321 01:39:06,179 --> 01:39:07,480 We've been following your incredible story 2322 01:39:07,514 --> 01:39:08,982 for a minute now, Coach. 2323 01:39:09,150 --> 01:39:10,583 You're on your way to the NBA, but first, 2324 01:39:10,617 --> 01:39:11,885 some unfinished business. 2325 01:39:11,918 --> 01:39:13,753 You're one win away 2326 01:39:13,787 --> 01:39:16,322 from the Special Olympics North American Regional title. 2327 01:39:16,389 --> 01:39:17,791 How's it feel? 2328 01:39:17,824 --> 01:39:19,592 (chuckles): Great. 2329 01:39:19,626 --> 01:39:22,996 Uh, I'm just really excited for my team, The Friends. 2330 01:39:23,290 --> 01:39:26,966 Uh, you know, uh, to have the chance 2331 01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:32,439 to become champions is a rare and special thing. 2332 01:39:32,472 --> 01:39:34,841 Now, some are saying that the front office in Seattle 2333 01:39:34,874 --> 01:39:36,810 is using your hiring as a distraction 2334 01:39:36,843 --> 01:39:38,845 from the recent in-house scandals. 2335 01:39:38,878 --> 01:39:40,347 I mean, do you feel that your team 2336 01:39:40,413 --> 01:39:42,515 and their disabilities are being exploited? 2337 01:39:45,385 --> 01:39:48,655 Uh, no, I wouldn't say that. 2338 01:39:48,688 --> 01:39:50,357 I-I, uh... (clears throat) 2339 01:39:50,423 --> 01:39:53,760 I feel that I am an NBA-caliber coach, 2340 01:39:53,793 --> 01:39:59,132 and I will be an asset to them on... on the bench. 2341 01:39:59,165 --> 01:40:00,834 -Thank you, Coach. -Mm. 2342 01:40:00,867 --> 01:40:04,537 From Winnipeg, I'm Blake Lassiter, ESPN. 2343 01:40:04,571 --> 01:40:06,600 Clear? Great. 2344 01:40:06,390 --> 01:40:08,208 What the hell was that? 2345 01:40:08,241 --> 01:40:09,642 I had to ask, Coach. 2346 01:40:09,676 --> 01:40:11,378 I'm a journalist. 2347 01:40:11,444 --> 01:40:13,747 You're a troll. 2348 01:40:15,281 --> 01:40:17,617 -Hey, guys. -ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Special Olympics 2349 01:40:17,650 --> 01:40:19,686 -North American Regional championship. -Hey. 2350 01:40:19,719 --> 01:40:21,488 -What the heck? -Today's game features 2351 01:40:21,521 --> 01:40:23,723 -The Beasts versus The Friends. -What's the problem? 2352 01:40:23,757 --> 01:40:26,260 Why are you guys all looking so freaked out? 2353 01:40:26,590 --> 01:40:29,529 Coach, the other team is called The Beasts! 2354 01:40:29,562 --> 01:40:30,964 They're the "beasts," we're the "friends." 2355 01:40:30,997 --> 01:40:34,000 Based on our names, I don't like our chances. 2356 01:40:34,340 --> 01:40:36,536 -They're friggin' giants. -Aw, they're not that big. 2357 01:40:36,569 --> 01:40:39,720 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Calm down. 2358 01:40:39,105 --> 01:40:42,409 We have trained, we have practiced, 2359 01:40:42,475 --> 01:40:44,544 we are in shape... 2360 01:40:48,114 --> 01:40:50,830 We are in trouble. 2361 01:40:50,116 --> 01:40:51,718 (crowd cheering) 2362 01:40:51,751 --> 01:40:53,620 -(cheering continues) -(buzzer sounds) 2363 01:40:56,423 --> 01:40:57,357 ♪ Oh! ♪ 2364 01:40:57,424 --> 01:40:59,492 -You got this! -Get back, get back. 2365 01:40:59,526 --> 01:41:02,362 ("Unbelievable" by EMF playing) 2366 01:41:04,597 --> 01:41:06,700 That's all right, that's all right! 2367 01:41:06,733 --> 01:41:08,702 ANNOUNCER: Number 7! Two points for The Beasts! 2368 01:41:08,735 --> 01:41:10,303 Get back down! 2369 01:41:10,336 --> 01:41:13,390 ♪ You burden me with your questions ♪ 2370 01:41:13,730 --> 01:41:15,208 ♪ You'd have me tell no lies ♪ 2371 01:41:15,241 --> 01:41:17,344 ♪ You're always asking what it's all about... ♪ 2372 01:41:17,410 --> 01:41:19,412 Come on, defense, guys. Defense! 2373 01:41:19,479 --> 01:41:20,914 ♪ You say to me I don't talk enough... ♪ 2374 01:41:20,947 --> 01:41:22,749 Come on, hustle back! 2375 01:41:22,782 --> 01:41:25,518 Box him out! 2376 01:41:25,552 --> 01:41:27,354 Get your hands up, guys! 2377 01:41:27,420 --> 01:41:29,289 (crowd exclaims) 2378 01:41:29,322 --> 01:41:31,925 ANNOUNCER: Number 7 with a nice putback. 2379 01:41:31,958 --> 01:41:33,460 All right. All right. No problem. 2380 01:41:33,526 --> 01:41:36,896 -♪ The things you say ♪ -(crowd exclaims) 2381 01:41:36,930 --> 01:41:39,933 -♪ You're unbelievable ♪ -♪ Oh! ♪ 2382 01:41:39,966 --> 01:41:41,534 What?! 2383 01:41:41,568 --> 01:41:43,203 ANNOUNCER: 34 with a spectacular basket! 2384 01:41:43,236 --> 01:41:44,537 -Yeah! -Yeah, Cody! 2385 01:41:44,571 --> 01:41:46,106 (laughing excitedly) 2386 01:41:48,141 --> 01:41:49,442 Back there on defense! 2387 01:41:49,509 --> 01:41:51,478 ♪ By telling me more than mine ♪ 2388 01:41:51,544 --> 01:41:54,547 ♪ I'm always so concerned ♪ 2389 01:41:54,581 --> 01:41:56,449 ♪ With the way you say you always have to stop... ♪ 2390 01:41:56,516 --> 01:41:58,218 -Yeah! There you go! -(cheering) 2391 01:41:58,251 --> 01:41:59,986 That's it, Darius! 2392 01:42:00,200 --> 01:42:01,821 Come on, baby! 2393 01:42:01,855 --> 01:42:03,423 ANNOUNCER: Number 24 with a beautiful drive. 2394 01:42:03,490 --> 01:42:04,924 MARCUS: Box them out! 2395 01:42:04,958 --> 01:42:08,161 ♪ And leave you, the things you say ♪ 2396 01:42:08,194 --> 01:42:09,929 ♪ Your purple prose just give you away... ♪ 2397 01:42:09,963 --> 01:42:12,599 No! Don't let them take those shots! 2398 01:42:12,632 --> 01:42:14,968 ANNOUNCER: 31 with a nice bucket! 2399 01:42:15,100 --> 01:42:17,404 -♪ You're unbelievable ♪ -♪ Oh! ♪ 2400 01:42:17,470 --> 01:42:20,373 Yes! Defense! Defense! 2401 01:42:22,108 --> 01:42:24,577 Get that rebound! 2402 01:42:24,611 --> 01:42:27,614 ANNOUNCER: Number 13 with a rebound and a score! 2403 01:42:27,647 --> 01:42:29,883 (crowd exclaims) 2404 01:42:32,652 --> 01:42:34,454 MARCUS: Go back! 2405 01:42:34,521 --> 01:42:35,755 SONNY: Friends! Come on, Friends! 2406 01:42:35,789 --> 01:42:37,157 MARCUS: Block them out! 2407 01:42:38,792 --> 01:42:40,226 (crowd exclaims) 2408 01:42:41,194 --> 01:42:45,265 ANNOUNCER: Number 5 with a little flare! 2409 01:42:45,298 --> 01:42:48,535 -Get a hand up! Get a hand up! -(buzzer sounds) 2410 01:42:48,601 --> 01:42:50,603 ANNOUNCER: The Beasts are 15 over The Friends at the half. 2411 01:42:50,637 --> 01:42:52,939 (Sonny whistling) 2412 01:42:52,972 --> 01:42:54,874 (crowd cheering in distance) 2413 01:42:57,100 --> 01:42:58,678 Uh, you know what? 2414 01:42:58,712 --> 01:43:00,413 This isn't about Xs and Os. 2415 01:43:00,447 --> 01:43:03,283 You guys got the Xs and Os down. 2416 01:43:03,316 --> 01:43:05,385 Have a seat, Sonny. 2417 01:43:06,553 --> 01:43:08,521 (sighs heavily) 2418 01:43:10,357 --> 01:43:11,958 You know what? 2419 01:43:11,991 --> 01:43:13,893 I get it. 2420 01:43:13,927 --> 01:43:16,396 Those dudes are scary. 2421 01:43:17,564 --> 01:43:21,768 But this is your shot at being champions. 2422 01:43:22,350 --> 01:43:24,370 And guess what. 2423 01:43:24,700 --> 01:43:27,707 Champions are brave. 2424 01:43:27,741 --> 01:43:30,243 That's what it means to be a champion. 2425 01:43:30,276 --> 01:43:32,780 Actually, the dictionary definition of "champion" is... 2426 01:43:32,112 --> 01:43:33,446 Not now, Marlon. 2427 01:43:34,881 --> 01:43:38,551 You can't be afraid to fail. 2428 01:43:38,618 --> 01:43:41,588 You can't be afraid to lose. 2429 01:43:43,230 --> 01:43:46,659 You can do it because I know you're brave. 2430 01:43:46,693 --> 01:43:48,595 I've seen you. 2431 01:43:48,628 --> 01:43:51,898 I've seen you do things that were hard. 2432 01:43:51,931 --> 01:43:54,968 Things that felt impossible. 2433 01:43:56,269 --> 01:43:57,771 And I'm not just talking as players. 2434 01:43:57,804 --> 01:44:00,600 I'm talking as people. 2435 01:44:00,400 --> 01:44:01,574 Benny... 2436 01:44:01,641 --> 01:44:05,345 stood up to his boss, risked his job. 2437 01:44:05,378 --> 01:44:07,947 That was brave. 2438 01:44:07,981 --> 01:44:09,215 He's a champion. 2439 01:44:11,651 --> 01:44:13,853 Darius. 2440 01:44:13,887 --> 01:44:15,588 You were brave enough to give me a chance 2441 01:44:15,655 --> 01:44:17,230 I probably didn't deserve. 2442 01:44:17,570 --> 01:44:19,292 Champion. 2443 01:44:21,961 --> 01:44:23,697 Cosentino. 2444 01:44:23,730 --> 01:44:28,301 Hey, I don't know if you're brave or batshit crazy, 2445 01:44:28,334 --> 01:44:31,838 but I know you're a champion. 2446 01:44:33,173 --> 01:44:37,243 I was scared when I had my first three-way, 2447 01:44:37,277 --> 01:44:39,512 but it was good. 2448 01:44:40,613 --> 01:44:43,283 Yeah, okay. (chuckles) Champion. 2449 01:44:45,452 --> 01:44:48,655 I mean, honestly, the stuff you guys put up with 2450 01:44:48,688 --> 01:44:52,158 from ignorant people every day. 2451 01:44:52,192 --> 01:44:55,161 Come on. 2452 01:44:55,195 --> 01:44:57,564 You're all brave. 2453 01:44:57,630 --> 01:45:00,467 You are all champions. 2454 01:45:02,535 --> 01:45:05,305 Let's go out there and show those guys 2455 01:45:05,338 --> 01:45:08,274 what champions are made of, okay? 2456 01:45:08,308 --> 01:45:10,760 -Huh? -MARLON: All right! 2457 01:45:10,110 --> 01:45:11,778 -Let's go! -Yes! 2458 01:45:11,811 --> 01:45:12,779 -Come on! -Come on! Let's go! 2459 01:45:12,812 --> 01:45:14,314 -(Marlon whoops) -Yeah. -Let's do it. 2460 01:45:14,347 --> 01:45:15,648 MARLON: Let's go! Yeah! 2461 01:45:15,715 --> 01:45:17,650 (excited chattering) 2462 01:45:21,354 --> 01:45:23,356 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 2463 01:45:23,390 --> 01:45:24,791 (cheering) 2464 01:45:24,824 --> 01:45:26,826 Good, good. 2465 01:45:26,860 --> 01:45:28,361 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen... 2466 01:45:28,395 --> 01:45:30,130 Get some water. Stretch it out. 2467 01:45:30,163 --> 01:45:32,599 ...the Special Olympics' second half is about to begin! 2468 01:45:32,665 --> 01:45:34,401 Good. Get loose. 2469 01:45:36,302 --> 01:45:37,837 Where are you going, Johnny? 2470 01:45:37,871 --> 01:45:39,139 You're-you're supposed to be on the court. 2471 01:45:39,172 --> 01:45:41,374 I'm not a champion yet, Coach. 2472 01:45:50,884 --> 01:45:52,852 ♪ ♪ 2473 01:46:05,632 --> 01:46:07,667 ♪ ♪ 2474 01:46:11,104 --> 01:46:13,673 Okay. I'm ready. 2475 01:46:13,740 --> 01:46:15,308 (Marcus chuckles) 2476 01:46:15,342 --> 01:46:17,344 (crowd cheering) 2477 01:46:20,714 --> 01:46:22,349 ♪ Game on! ♪ 2478 01:46:22,382 --> 01:46:24,250 ("Game On" by Beginners with Yez Yez playing) 2479 01:46:24,284 --> 01:46:26,353 -♪ Yeah! ♪ -♪ Whoo-ooh! Whoo-ooh! ♪ 2480 01:46:26,386 --> 01:46:27,887 ANNOUNCER: Give it up for number 24! 2481 01:46:27,921 --> 01:46:29,622 Two points for The Friends! 2482 01:46:29,656 --> 01:46:30,757 ♪ Bring it ♪ 2483 01:46:30,790 --> 01:46:32,325 ♪ Game on! ♪ 2484 01:46:32,359 --> 01:46:33,793 -Go, Johnny! -♪ Whoo-ooh! Whoo-ooh! ♪ 2485 01:46:34,861 --> 01:46:35,729 ♪ Game on! ♪ 2486 01:46:35,795 --> 01:46:37,797 -Yeah! -♪ Give me everything ♪ 2487 01:46:38,898 --> 01:46:40,667 ♪ Show me what you got ♪ 2488 01:46:40,734 --> 01:46:42,602 -Good try, Darius! -♪ Yeah, shoot your shot ♪ 2489 01:46:42,635 --> 01:46:44,671 ♪ Yeah, take it to the top ♪ 2490 01:46:44,738 --> 01:46:46,706 ♪ Ready or not ♪ 2491 01:46:46,773 --> 01:46:48,775 ♪ Give it all that you got... ♪ 2492 01:46:48,808 --> 01:46:50,210 ANNOUNCER: Oh, good post for 7! 2493 01:46:50,243 --> 01:46:51,911 Two points for The Beasts! 2494 01:46:51,945 --> 01:46:53,780 ♪ Do it big or go home ♪ 2495 01:46:53,813 --> 01:46:54,247 -Yeah! -(cheering) 2496 01:46:54,280 --> 01:46:56,950 That's it, Benny! 2497 01:46:56,983 --> 01:46:59,552 ANNOUNCER: Number 12! Two points for The Friends! 2498 01:46:59,586 --> 01:47:00,220 (laughing) 2499 01:47:00,253 --> 01:47:02,522 ♪ Go! ♪ 2500 01:47:02,555 --> 01:47:03,890 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 2501 01:47:03,923 --> 01:47:05,892 ♪ Whoo-ooh! Whoo-ooh! ♪ 2502 01:47:05,925 --> 01:47:07,193 MARCUS: Yeah! 2503 01:47:07,227 --> 01:47:08,895 ♪ Game on! ♪ 2504 01:47:08,928 --> 01:47:10,897 ♪ Bring it ♪ 2505 01:47:10,930 --> 01:47:12,198 ♪ Game on! ♪ 2506 01:47:12,232 --> 01:47:14,334 ♪ Whoo-ooh! Whoo-ooh! ♪ 2507 01:47:15,402 --> 01:47:16,536 (whistle blows) 2508 01:47:16,569 --> 01:47:18,138 ♪ Give me everything ♪ 2509 01:47:18,171 --> 01:47:19,973 Coach, I think I may have sprained my finger. 2510 01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:21,775 I'm sure you'll be fine, Marlon. 2511 01:47:21,841 --> 01:47:24,544 No, Coach, this doesn't feel right. 2512 01:47:24,577 --> 01:47:26,279 (gulps) 2513 01:47:26,312 --> 01:47:27,981 You're gonna need to see a trainer. 2514 01:47:28,140 --> 01:47:29,449 But I want to play. The team needs me. 2515 01:47:29,482 --> 01:47:31,151 -Not like that they don't. Have... -Wait. 2516 01:47:32,285 --> 01:47:33,653 -(crunching, pops) -(grunting) 2517 01:47:35,255 --> 01:47:36,756 -Good as new. -Uh... 2518 01:47:36,823 --> 01:47:39,159 ♪ Whoo-ooh! Whoo-ooh! ♪ 2519 01:47:39,192 --> 01:47:40,927 ♪ Game on! ♪ 2520 01:47:40,960 --> 01:47:42,950 -(crowd cheering) -♪ Yeah! ♪ 2521 01:47:42,128 --> 01:47:44,664 MARCUS: Pass! Yes! Good! 2522 01:47:44,731 --> 01:47:46,900 ♪ Game on! ♪ 2523 01:47:46,933 --> 01:47:48,401 (cheering) 2524 01:47:48,435 --> 01:47:51,237 ANNOUNCER: Number 34 high on the glass! 2525 01:47:51,271 --> 01:47:52,839 Okay, okay! Get back down! 2526 01:47:52,872 --> 01:47:54,140 ♪ Game on! ♪ 2527 01:47:54,174 --> 01:47:57,344 ANNOUNCER: Beasts, 46. Friends, 41. 2528 01:47:57,377 --> 01:47:59,979 -♪ Yeah! ♪ -♪ Whoo-ooh! Whoo-ooh! ♪ 2529 01:48:00,130 --> 01:48:01,314 ANNOUNCER: Number 3 from a nice no-look! 2530 01:48:01,348 --> 01:48:03,450 Work it around, guys! 2531 01:48:03,483 --> 01:48:05,185 Work it around! 2532 01:48:05,218 --> 01:48:08,540 -♪ Game on! ♪ -♪ Whoo-ooh! Whoo-ooh! ♪ 2533 01:48:09,889 --> 01:48:11,291 Set it up! Set it up! 2534 01:48:11,324 --> 01:48:12,926 ♪ Game on! ♪ 2535 01:48:12,959 --> 01:48:14,160 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 2536 01:48:14,194 --> 01:48:15,795 Nice shot, Dary! Beautiful! 2537 01:48:15,862 --> 01:48:18,431 ANNOUNCER: Number 24 from downtown! 2538 01:48:18,465 --> 01:48:19,933 MARCUS: Go for the pass! 2539 01:48:19,966 --> 01:48:21,167 Right there! Right there! 2540 01:48:21,201 --> 01:48:23,169 Pass it under the basket! 2541 01:48:23,203 --> 01:48:25,438 (cheering) 2542 01:48:25,472 --> 01:48:28,608 ANNOUNCER: From the baseline, number 34! 2543 01:48:28,641 --> 01:48:31,511 -♪ Yeah! ♪ -♪ Whoo-ooh! Whoo-ooh! ♪ 2544 01:48:31,544 --> 01:48:32,846 Oh, yeah! 2545 01:48:32,912 --> 01:48:35,281 ANNOUNCER: 24 with a banker! 2546 01:48:35,315 --> 01:48:36,950 Beautiful, Dary. 2547 01:48:36,983 --> 01:48:39,452 -♪ Game on! ♪ -♪ Whoo-ooh! Whoo-ooh! ♪ 2548 01:48:39,486 --> 01:48:41,221 ♪ Game on! Game on! ♪ 2549 01:48:41,254 --> 01:48:43,323 -(whistle blows) -Eight seconds left. 2550 01:48:43,356 --> 01:48:46,260 There's time for one more play by The Friends. 2551 01:48:46,590 --> 01:48:46,893 Darius, you're gonna take the final shot. 2552 01:48:46,926 --> 01:48:48,828 We're gonna clear out the right side 2553 01:48:48,895 --> 01:48:50,964 -for you to iso, okay? -Mm-hmm. Okay. 2554 01:48:50,997 --> 01:48:52,832 -No, not okay. -Hmm? 2555 01:48:52,899 --> 01:48:54,667 What are, what are you talking about? 2556 01:48:54,701 --> 01:48:56,236 That's a terrible call, Marcus. They're gonna trap him. 2557 01:48:56,269 --> 01:48:57,537 It can't be Darius. He has to be a decoy. 2558 01:48:57,570 --> 01:49:01,174 Sonny, this is my team. You're... 2559 01:49:01,207 --> 01:49:02,409 (laughs quietly) 2560 01:49:02,442 --> 01:49:04,511 Son of a *****, you're right. 2561 01:49:04,544 --> 01:49:07,247 They're gonna blitz Darius the second he touches the ball. 2562 01:49:07,280 --> 01:49:09,820 Johnny? 2563 01:49:09,115 --> 01:49:11,170 Are you ready to run the pick-and-roll? 2564 01:49:11,510 --> 01:49:12,752 Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 2565 01:49:12,786 --> 01:49:15,221 Yeah, yeah. You remember Hermione? 2566 01:49:15,255 --> 01:49:16,823 Yep. 2567 01:49:16,890 --> 01:49:18,425 -That's it. That's it. -(others chuckling) 2568 01:49:18,458 --> 01:49:20,994 Okay, so you're gonna set the screen for Darius, 2569 01:49:21,270 --> 01:49:23,229 and then when they double Darius, 2570 01:49:23,263 --> 01:49:24,864 you're gonna roll to the basket. 2571 01:49:24,931 --> 01:49:26,766 You should be wide open for the easy layup, okay? 2572 01:49:26,833 --> 01:49:29,569 -Yep. All right. -Yeah? All right. 2573 01:49:29,602 --> 01:49:31,204 Bring it in, everybody. 2574 01:49:31,237 --> 01:49:32,839 -Come on. -Okay. Here we go. 2575 01:49:32,906 --> 01:49:36,376 One, two, three, Friends! 2576 01:49:36,409 --> 01:49:38,611 (arena horn blows) 2577 01:49:38,645 --> 01:49:40,246 MARCUS: Okay. 2578 01:49:40,280 --> 01:49:42,449 -(whistle blows) -Set it up. Pick-and-roll. 2579 01:49:42,482 --> 01:49:44,784 Yeah, Johnny. Yeah. 2580 01:49:44,818 --> 01:49:46,453 Set the screen. Good. 2581 01:49:46,486 --> 01:49:47,954 Yeah, now roll, roll. 2582 01:49:47,987 --> 01:49:49,890 -Perfect! Yes! -SHOWTIME: I'm open. 2583 01:49:49,122 --> 01:49:51,910 -I'm open! -MARCUS: Oh. 2584 01:49:51,124 --> 01:49:52,926 No. No! 2585 01:49:52,959 --> 01:49:54,127 Johnny, what are you doing? 2586 01:49:54,160 --> 01:49:55,795 He said he was open. 2587 01:49:55,862 --> 01:49:57,430 Showtime, no! 2588 01:49:57,464 --> 01:50:00,400 No...! 2589 01:50:00,433 --> 01:50:03,236 ("La donna è mobile" playing, lyrics in Italian) 2590 01:50:14,948 --> 01:50:16,950 ♪ ♪ 2591 01:50:21,521 --> 01:50:22,956 -(crowd groaning) -ANNOUNCER: Ah. 2592 01:50:22,989 --> 01:50:24,758 -So close. -(song ends) 2593 01:50:24,791 --> 01:50:26,826 (arena horn blows) 2594 01:50:26,860 --> 01:50:29,329 He hit the rim! Showtime hit the rim! 2595 01:50:29,362 --> 01:50:31,970 -He did it! He finally did it! -(whooping, crowd cheering) 2596 01:50:31,131 --> 01:50:32,999 -Way to go! Way to go! -He hit the rim! 2597 01:50:33,330 --> 01:50:34,667 -Showtime hit the rim! -(laughing) 2598 01:50:34,701 --> 01:50:36,636 -You did it, man! -I always believed in you. 2599 01:50:36,669 --> 01:50:38,738 -That's right. He hit the rim. -He was due. 2600 01:50:38,772 --> 01:50:40,573 But he missed. 2601 01:50:40,607 --> 01:50:41,474 -Good game, good game. -Good game, guys. Good game. 2602 01:50:41,508 --> 01:50:44,978 (excited chatter, whooping) 2603 01:50:47,470 --> 01:50:49,582 COSENTINO: Did you hear them? There are medals? 2604 01:50:49,616 --> 01:50:50,850 ANNOUNCER: And congratulations to this year's 2605 01:50:50,884 --> 01:50:53,190 gold medal winners, The Beasts, 2606 01:50:53,530 --> 01:50:55,880 as well as the silver medal winners, 2607 01:50:55,121 --> 01:50:56,690 The Friends! 2608 01:50:56,723 --> 01:50:58,458 (chanting): Coach! Coach! Coach! Coach! Coach! 2609 01:50:58,491 --> 01:51:00,160 ANNOUNCER: Please remain standing 2610 01:51:00,193 --> 01:51:03,430 for the upcoming Special Olympics celebration. 2611 01:51:03,463 --> 01:51:05,980 -PLAYERS: Coach! Coach! Coach! -Guys. 2612 01:51:05,131 --> 01:51:08,334 Guys, we lost. We came here to be champion. 2613 01:51:08,368 --> 01:51:10,370 But we're already champions, Coach. 2614 01:51:10,403 --> 01:51:12,500 Yeah, you said that yourself. 2615 01:51:12,380 --> 01:51:14,474 Here, take this. This is for you. 2616 01:51:16,242 --> 01:51:18,478 Now you're a champion, too, Coach. 2617 01:51:19,713 --> 01:51:21,381 (chanting): Champion. 2618 01:51:21,414 --> 01:51:24,384 ALL: Champions! Champions! 2619 01:51:24,417 --> 01:51:28,521 Champions! Champions! Champions! 2620 01:51:28,555 --> 01:51:31,157 Champions! Champions! 2621 01:51:31,191 --> 01:51:32,525 (Marcus joins in): Champions! 2622 01:51:32,559 --> 01:51:36,629 Champions! Champions! Champions! 2623 01:51:36,663 --> 01:51:39,232 ♪ It doesn't matter what they say when they see me ♪ 2624 01:51:39,265 --> 01:51:42,469 ♪ It doesn't matter what they're thinking about me ♪ 2625 01:51:42,502 --> 01:51:45,572 ♪ It doesn't matter if my name's on the marquee ♪ 2626 01:51:45,605 --> 01:51:48,675 ♪ Things they can call me, 'cause I know who I see ♪ 2627 01:51:48,708 --> 01:51:51,578 ♪ Because we got a heart like a lion ♪ 2628 01:51:51,611 --> 01:51:54,848 ♪ And we're never giving up when we fightin' ♪ 2629 01:51:54,881 --> 01:51:57,650 ♪ Standing taller than the fear, we're not frightened ♪ 2630 01:51:57,684 --> 01:52:01,210 ♪ 'Cause we're united like thunder and lightnin' ♪ 2631 01:52:01,870 --> 01:52:02,756 -♪ Yeah ♪ -Yeah! 2632 01:52:02,789 --> 01:52:04,824 ♪ Don't matter where we're from ♪ 2633 01:52:04,858 --> 01:52:08,280 -(whooping) -♪ We reached the peak as one ♪ 2634 01:52:08,940 --> 01:52:10,630 ♪ 'Cause love is the champion ♪ 2635 01:52:10,960 --> 01:52:14,501 ♪ Love is the champion, love is the champion ♪ 2636 01:52:14,534 --> 01:52:17,537 ♪ Don't matter where we're from ♪ 2637 01:52:17,570 --> 01:52:20,273 ♪ We reached the peak as one ♪ 2638 01:52:20,306 --> 01:52:22,175 ♪ 'Cause love is the champion ♪ 2639 01:52:22,208 --> 01:52:23,710 -♪ Love is the champion ♪ -(whooping) 2640 01:52:23,743 --> 01:52:26,746 ♪ Love is the champion. ♪ 2641 01:52:26,780 --> 01:52:28,782 (song ends) 2642 01:52:30,116 --> 01:52:31,451 (whooping) 2643 01:52:31,484 --> 01:52:33,453 (cheering) 2644 01:52:35,889 --> 01:52:37,223 MARCUS: Oh, yeah! 2645 01:52:37,257 --> 01:52:39,592 ALEX: What was it? What was it? 2646 01:52:39,626 --> 01:52:42,228 -Benny, 12.2 seconds! -No way. 2647 01:52:42,262 --> 01:52:43,797 -New world record! -Yeah! 2648 01:52:43,830 --> 01:52:45,865 (cheering) 2649 01:52:45,899 --> 01:52:47,434 -Yeah! -Yeah! 2650 01:52:47,467 --> 01:52:49,469 -(excited chatter) -Hey, good job. 2651 01:52:50,570 --> 01:52:52,272 (Alex chuckles) 2652 01:52:52,305 --> 01:52:55,141 -12.2. Do you believe it? -That's very impressive. 2653 01:52:55,175 --> 01:52:56,976 -(Marcus grunts) -(playful chatter continues) 2654 01:52:59,346 --> 01:53:03,450 So, Johnny's moving into the group home with the guys. 2655 01:53:03,483 --> 01:53:04,784 You know, I had a feeling. 2656 01:53:06,152 --> 01:53:08,355 So, all good? 2657 01:53:09,823 --> 01:53:11,491 Yeah. He's gonna be fine. 2658 01:53:12,592 --> 01:53:15,261 -You okay? -Yeah. 2659 01:53:15,295 --> 01:53:17,163 Yeah. I'm good. 2660 01:53:17,197 --> 01:53:20,660 Change is good, right? 2661 01:53:20,133 --> 01:53:21,668 Yeah. 2662 01:53:22,936 --> 01:53:26,673 So, speaking of change, when are you off to Seattle? 2663 01:53:26,706 --> 01:53:28,408 I'm not. 2664 01:53:28,441 --> 01:53:30,760 What do you mean? 2665 01:53:30,143 --> 01:53:32,178 Well... 2666 01:53:32,212 --> 01:53:34,140 I called them, said I'm not coming. 2667 01:53:34,800 --> 01:53:36,149 Uh, you were right. 2668 01:53:36,182 --> 01:53:38,785 Those guys are ****s. 2669 01:53:38,818 --> 01:53:43,323 I don't want to be the fig leaf covering those ****s. 2670 01:53:45,325 --> 01:53:47,460 Did I go long with that analogy? 2671 01:53:47,494 --> 01:53:49,429 I-I stopped listening after I heard that I was right. 2672 01:53:49,462 --> 01:53:51,331 (laughing) 2673 01:53:51,364 --> 01:53:52,932 It just kind of seems like you want to say "****s" a lot. 2674 01:53:52,966 --> 01:53:55,502 JOHNNY: Come on, Coach! Come in the pool! 2675 01:53:55,535 --> 01:53:57,937 -Come on, Coach. -Oh, come on. 2676 01:53:57,971 --> 01:53:59,439 -(all pleading) -Don't be a chicken. 2677 01:53:59,472 --> 01:54:00,940 Come on, Coach. 2678 01:54:00,974 --> 01:54:02,609 (chanting): Coach. Coach. Coach. Coach. 2679 01:54:02,642 --> 01:54:04,377 All right, all right. Fine, I-I'm doing it. 2680 01:54:04,411 --> 01:54:06,212 Coach. Coach. Coach. 2681 01:54:06,246 --> 01:54:07,981 Watch out! 2682 01:54:08,140 --> 01:54:10,216 ("Tell Somebody That You Love 'Em Right Now" playing) 2683 01:54:10,250 --> 01:54:12,218 (cheering) 2684 01:54:12,252 --> 01:54:13,787 (laughter) 2685 01:54:13,820 --> 01:54:15,722 (excited chatter, whooping) 2686 01:54:17,757 --> 01:54:22,962 ♪ Stop the whole world somehow ♪ 2687 01:54:22,996 --> 01:54:27,567 ♪ Somebody out there has a hole inside their soul ♪ 2688 01:54:27,600 --> 01:54:29,669 -(whoops) -♪ That needs some feelings from you ♪ 2689 01:54:29,703 --> 01:54:31,137 (indistinct chatter) 2690 01:54:31,204 --> 01:54:33,573 ♪ And could you shine your light now? ♪ 2691 01:54:33,606 --> 01:54:37,430 ♪ Like you open up a door and you let 'em fly out ♪ 2692 01:54:37,110 --> 01:54:38,345 ♪ Three little words... ♪ 2693 01:54:38,378 --> 01:54:40,180 SONNY: Okay, Friends, listen up. 2694 01:54:40,246 --> 01:54:42,215 We can do this all day. 2695 01:54:42,248 --> 01:54:45,418 I have nowhere else to be. 2696 01:54:45,452 --> 01:54:47,821 Now let's run it again, and this time, 2697 01:54:47,854 --> 01:54:51,240 I want to see some effort, all right? 2698 01:54:51,570 --> 01:54:53,193 -Let's go! -(whistle blows) 2699 01:54:53,259 --> 01:54:54,728 (indistinct chatter) 2700 01:54:54,761 --> 01:54:58,331 There you go. There you go. 2701 01:54:58,365 --> 01:55:00,233 ♪ Becomes yesterday, hey... ♪ 2702 01:55:00,266 --> 01:55:01,735 All right. 2703 01:55:01,768 --> 01:55:03,703 Where did you get this guy? 2704 01:55:03,737 --> 01:55:05,905 -And again! -(whistle blows) 2705 01:55:05,939 --> 01:55:09,420 Hustle! Hustle doesn't take a break. 2706 01:55:09,750 --> 01:55:11,111 Isn't that right, Marcus? 2707 01:55:11,177 --> 01:55:12,612 (Sonny laughs) 2708 01:55:12,645 --> 01:55:13,646 (both chuckling) 2709 01:55:19,285 --> 01:55:22,555 ♪ Stop the world somehow ♪ 2710 01:55:22,589 --> 01:55:25,558 ♪ We all need the same things ♪ 2711 01:55:25,592 --> 01:55:29,950 ♪ Everybody just wants to love and to be loved... ♪ 2712 01:55:29,162 --> 01:55:30,630 This is unbelievable. 2713 01:55:30,663 --> 01:55:33,533 I-I can't thank you enough, Phil. 2714 01:55:33,566 --> 01:55:35,635 Thank Darius. He was scouting you all season. 2715 01:55:35,668 --> 01:55:38,738 I just passed his report on to some friends here. 2716 01:55:38,772 --> 01:55:39,906 Now, don't-don't get too ****y. 2717 01:55:39,939 --> 01:55:42,909 I still have the best coaching job in Des Moines. 2718 01:55:42,942 --> 01:55:44,811 Ah, I wouldn't be so sure about that. 2719 01:55:44,844 --> 01:55:47,213 Any time you want to scrimmage? 2720 01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:48,915 You're on. 2721 01:55:48,948 --> 01:55:50,917 Just remember, in college, they don't play quarter. 2722 01:55:50,950 --> 01:55:51,785 It's two 20-minute halves. 2723 01:55:51,818 --> 01:55:54,554 Shot clock is 30 seconds. 2724 01:55:54,587 --> 01:55:56,623 -Yeah, yeah. -Oh, and knocking coaches on their ***, 2725 01:55:56,656 --> 01:55:58,491 -it-it's frowned upon. -Hey, get out of my gym. 2726 01:55:58,525 --> 01:56:00,493 I got a practice to run. 2727 01:56:00,527 --> 01:56:02,796 All right. 2728 01:56:02,829 --> 01:56:08,501 ♪ Tell somebody that you love 'em right now ♪ 2729 01:56:08,535 --> 01:56:12,305 ♪ Tell somebody that you love 'em now. ♪ 2730 01:56:12,338 --> 01:56:14,341 (song ends) 2731 01:56:17,100 --> 01:56:19,913 (piano playing gentle music) 2732 01:56:19,946 --> 01:56:24,517 ♪ Sometimes life ♪ 2733 01:56:24,551 --> 01:56:26,553 ♪ Takes you under ♪ 2734 01:56:29,356 --> 01:56:32,659 ♪ Storm and thunder seem ♪ 2735 01:56:32,692 --> 01:56:35,595 ♪ To be the only sound ♪ 2736 01:56:35,628 --> 01:56:39,699 ♪ And sometimes life ♪ 2737 01:56:39,733 --> 01:56:40,734 ♪ Is a battle ♪ 2738 01:56:45,380 --> 01:56:47,874 ♪ A struggle just to keep your smile ♪ 2739 01:56:47,907 --> 01:56:51,111 ♪ From turning to a frown ♪ 2740 01:56:51,144 --> 01:56:54,314 ♪ And I get knocked ♪ 2741 01:56:54,347 --> 01:56:56,216 -♪ Down, but I get up again ♪ -("Tubthumping" playing) 2742 01:56:56,282 --> 01:56:58,118 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2743 01:56:58,151 --> 01:57:00,687 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2744 01:57:00,720 --> 01:57:02,722 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2745 01:57:02,756 --> 01:57:05,625 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2746 01:57:05,658 --> 01:57:07,394 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2747 01:57:07,427 --> 01:57:10,463 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2748 01:57:10,497 --> 01:57:13,967 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2749 01:57:14,000 --> 01:57:17,437 ♪ Pissing the night away ♪ 2750 01:57:18,538 --> 01:57:22,175 ♪ Pissing the night away ♪ 2751 01:57:22,208 --> 01:57:23,977 ♪ He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink ♪ 2752 01:57:24,100 --> 01:57:26,460 ♪ He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink ♪ 2753 01:57:26,790 --> 01:57:28,682 ♪ He sings the songs that remind him of the good times ♪ 2754 01:57:28,715 --> 01:57:29,816 ♪ He sings the songs that remind him ♪ 2755 01:57:29,849 --> 01:57:31,351 ♪ Of the better times ♪ 2756 01:57:31,384 --> 01:57:34,721 ♪ Oh, Danny Boy ♪ 2757 01:57:34,754 --> 01:57:39,726 ♪ Danny Boy, Danny Boy ♪ 2758 01:57:39,759 --> 01:57:42,328 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2759 01:57:42,395 --> 01:57:44,397 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2760 01:57:44,431 --> 01:57:45,999 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2761 01:57:46,320 --> 01:57:49,200 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2762 01:57:49,350 --> 01:57:51,738 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2763 01:57:51,771 --> 01:57:53,840 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2764 01:57:53,873 --> 01:57:56,760 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2765 01:57:56,109 --> 01:57:58,244 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2766 01:57:58,311 --> 01:58:00,280 ♪ ♪ 2767 01:58:16,830 --> 01:58:19,432 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2768 01:58:19,466 --> 01:58:21,368 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2769 01:58:21,434 --> 01:58:24,700 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2770 01:58:24,104 --> 01:58:26,390 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2771 01:58:26,720 --> 01:58:28,742 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2772 01:58:28,775 --> 01:58:30,477 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2773 01:58:30,510 --> 01:58:33,246 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2774 01:58:33,279 --> 01:58:35,115 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2775 01:58:35,148 --> 01:58:38,840 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2776 01:58:38,118 --> 01:58:39,953 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2777 01:58:39,986 --> 01:58:42,722 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2778 01:58:42,756 --> 01:58:44,457 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 2779 01:58:44,491 --> 01:58:47,930 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 2780 01:58:47,127 --> 01:58:49,620 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down... ♪ 2781 01:58:49,950 --> 01:58:51,310 -(song fades) -(cheering) 2782 01:58:56,970 --> 01:59:00,173 ("Brighter Day" by Michael Franti and Spearhead playing) 2783 01:59:00,206 --> 01:59:03,410 ♪ Don't give up when your heart is weary ♪ 2784 01:59:03,476 --> 01:59:06,579 ♪ Don't give up when your eyes are teary ♪ 2785 01:59:06,613 --> 01:59:10,617 ♪ Don't give up when your voice is trembling ♪ 2786 01:59:10,650 --> 01:59:12,986 ♪ When your life needs mending ♪ 2787 01:59:13,190 --> 01:59:16,289 ♪ Don't give up when the hurt is near you ♪ 2788 01:59:16,322 --> 01:59:21,461 ♪ Don't give up when the world seems to be broken ♪ 2789 01:59:21,494 --> 01:59:24,264 ♪ I'm still hopin' ♪ 2790 01:59:24,297 --> 01:59:28,340 ♪ With my heart open ♪ 2791 01:59:28,680 --> 01:59:30,603 ♪ Ay, ay ♪ 2792 01:59:30,637 --> 01:59:32,605 ♪ For a brighter day ♪ 2793 01:59:32,639 --> 01:59:34,574 (chorus vocalizing) 2794 01:59:38,645 --> 01:59:41,881 ♪ Don't give up when your pride is bruised and ♪ 2795 01:59:41,915 --> 01:59:45,180 ♪ Don't give up when you fear you're losin' ♪ 2796 01:59:45,510 --> 01:59:48,955 ♪ Don't give up in your darkest hour ♪ 2797 01:59:48,988 --> 01:59:51,391 ♪ 'Cause you got that power ♪ 2798 01:59:51,458 --> 01:59:54,561 ♪ Don't give up when you feel divided ♪ 2799 01:59:54,594 --> 01:59:59,899 ♪ Don't give up, I'll be by your side unbroken ♪ 2800 01:59:59,933 --> 02:00:02,635 ♪ I'm still hopin' ♪ 2801 02:00:02,669 --> 02:00:06,406 ♪ With my heart open ♪ 2802 02:00:06,473 --> 02:00:08,410 ♪ Ay, ay ♪ 2803 02:00:08,740 --> 02:00:10,877 ♪ For a brighter day ♪ 2804 02:00:10,910 --> 02:00:12,879 (chorus vocalizing) 2805 02:00:15,782 --> 02:00:22,188 ♪ And if you stay with me ♪ 2806 02:00:22,222 --> 02:00:27,600 ♪ I will stay with you ♪ 2807 02:00:27,930 --> 02:00:29,896 ♪ For a brighter day ♪ 2808 02:00:29,929 --> 02:00:31,898 (chorus vocalizing) 2809 02:00:34,868 --> 02:00:37,237 ♪ For a brighter day ♪ 2810 02:00:40,940 --> 02:00:44,711 ♪ For a brighter day ♪ 2811 02:00:47,380 --> 02:00:50,116 ♪ For a brighter day ♪ 2812 02:00:55,388 --> 02:00:58,692 ♪ Don't give up, you just keep on fighting ♪ 2813 02:00:58,725 --> 02:01:01,861 ♪ Don't give up, you just keep on fighting ♪ 2814 02:01:01,895 --> 02:01:05,432 ♪ Don't give up, you just keep on fighting ♪ 2815 02:01:05,498 --> 02:01:08,268 ♪ Even when your eyes are crying ♪ 2816 02:01:08,301 --> 02:01:10,870 ♪ Don't give up, you just keep on fighting ♪ 2817 02:01:10,904 --> 02:01:12,939 ♪ Don't give up ♪ 2818 02:01:12,972 --> 02:01:15,208 -♪ You just keep on fighting ♪ -♪ Don't give up ♪ 2819 02:01:15,241 --> 02:01:19,546 ♪ Even when your eyes are crying, yeah ♪ 2820 02:01:19,612 --> 02:01:20,947 ♪ For a brighter day ♪ 2821 02:01:20,980 --> 02:01:22,949 (chorus vocalizing) 2822 02:01:25,819 --> 02:01:28,988 ♪ For a brighter day ♪ 2823 02:01:32,292 --> 02:01:35,362 ♪ For a brighter day ♪ 2824 02:01:38,531 --> 02:01:41,801 ♪ For a brighter day ♪ 2825 02:01:45,538 --> 02:01:51,745 ♪ And if you stay with me ♪ 2826 02:01:51,778 --> 02:01:57,784 ♪ I will stay with you ♪ 2827 02:01:57,817 --> 02:01:59,419 ♪ For a brighter day ♪ 2828 02:01:59,452 --> 02:02:04,124 ♪ Don't give up, you just keep on fighting ♪ 2829 02:02:04,157 --> 02:02:07,160 ♪ For a brighter day. ♪ 2830 02:02:07,193 --> 02:02:09,295 -(song ends) -(crowd chattering) 2831 02:02:09,329 --> 02:02:11,931 MAYA: Come on, defense! Let's go, defense. Let's get-- 2832 02:02:11,965 --> 02:02:13,666 Roll back. Roll back. 2833 02:02:13,700 --> 02:02:15,468 Roll back. 2834 02:02:15,502 --> 02:02:17,404 Here we go. Okay. 2835 02:02:18,705 --> 02:02:21,675 (whooping, cheering) 2836 02:02:22,742 --> 02:02:24,844 (Showtime laughing) 2837 02:02:24,878 --> 02:02:27,681 Wow! That's pretty good. 2838 02:02:27,714 --> 02:02:30,884 -(Showtime laughing) -(chatter fades)