1 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:19,926 NARRATOR: This is a story of an ordinary little boy... 2 00:04:20,930 --> 00:04:23,129 ...named Charlie Bucket. 3 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:28,335 He was not faster or stronger or more clever than other children. 4 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:35,108 His family was not rich or powerful or well-connected. 5 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:39,790 In fact, they barely had enough to eat. 6 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:44,517 Charlie Bucket was the luckiest boy in the entire world. 7 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:47,870 He just didn't know it yet. 8 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,672 - Evening, Buckets. - Evening. 9 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,307 CHARLIE: Hi, Dad. 10 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:11,644 Soup's almost ready, darling. 11 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:15,482 Don't suppose there's anything extra to put in, love. 12 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:18,952 Oh, well. Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage. 13 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,958 Charlie... 14 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:27,861 ...I found something I think you'll like. 15 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:35,368 NARRATOR: Charlie's father worked at the local toothpaste factory. 16 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:39,572 The hours were long, and the pay was terrible... 17 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:44,577 ...yet occasionally, there were unexpected surprises. 18 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:48,581 It's exactly what I need. 19 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,217 What is it, Charlie? 20 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,759 Dad found it, just the piece I needed. 21 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:02,929 - What piece was it? - A head for Willy Wonka. 22 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:04,364 Well, how wonderful. 23 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,566 It's quite a likeness. 24 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,401 - CHARLIE: You think so? - Think so? 25 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,170 I know so. 26 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:14,700 I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes. 27 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:16,443 - I used to work for him, you know. - You did? 28 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:18,178 - I did. - He did. 29 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:19,612 He did. 30 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,781 I love grapes. 31 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:26,353 Of course, I was a much younger man in those days. 32 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:32,392 GRANDPA JOE: Willy Wonka began with a single store on Cherry Street. 33 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:35,862 But the whole world wanted his candy. 34 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,568 - Mr. Wonka. - Yeah? 35 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,536 We need more Wonka bars... 36 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:47,540 - ...and we're out of chocolate birds. - Birds? 37 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:49,142 Birds. 38 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:53,380 Well, then we'll need to make some more. Here. 39 00:06:56,490 --> 00:06:57,717 Now open. 40 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,860 (TWEETS) 41 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:01,388 (TITTERS) 42 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,957 The man was a genius. 43 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:08,795 Did you know he invented a new way of making chocolate ice cream... 44 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:12,632 ...so that it stays cold for hours without a freezer? 45 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:17,303 You can even leave it lying in the sun on a hot day, and it won't go runny. 46 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:21,341 - But that's impossible. - But Willy Wonka did it. 47 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:25,745 GRANDPA JOE: Before long... 48 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:29,449 ...he decided to build a proper chocolate factory. 49 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,686 The largest chocolate factory in history. 50 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:36,156 Fifty times as big as any other. 51 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,843 Grandpa, don't make it gross. 52 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:01,715 Tell him about the lndian prince. He'd like to hear about that. 53 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,551 You mean, Prince Pondicherry? 54 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:09,522 Well, Prince Pondicherry wrote a letter to Mr. Wonka... 55 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:12,392 ...and asked him to come all the way out to India... 56 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:17,197 ...and build him a colossal palace entirely out of chocolate. 57 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,532 (LAUGHS) 58 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,868 WONKA: It will have 100 rooms... 59 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:26,673 ...and everything will be made of dark or light chocolate. 60 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:33,146 GRANDPA JOE: True to his word, the bricks were chocolate... 61 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:36,490 ...and the cement holding them together was chocolate. 62 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:40,860 All the walls and ceilings were made of chocolate as well. 63 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:44,858 So were the carpets and the pictures and the furniture. 64 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,927 It is perfect in every way. 65 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:51,231 Yeah, but it won't last long. You better start eating right now. 66 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:55,201 Oh, nonsense. I will not eat my palace. 67 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,705 I intend to live in it. 68 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:03,943 But Mr. Wonka was right, of course. 69 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:09,783 Soon after this, there came a very hot day with a boiling sun. 70 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,530 Mmm. 71 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,695 (LAUGHS) 72 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:50,724 The prince sent an urgent telegram requesting a new palace... 73 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,660 ...but Willy Wonka was facing problems of his own. 74 00:09:55,662 --> 00:10:00,567 All the other chocolate makers, you see, had grown jealous of Mr. Wonka. 75 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:05,505 They began sending in spies to steal his secret recipes. 76 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:37,370 Fickelgruber started making an ice cream that would never melt. 77 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:41,941 Prodnose came out with a chewing gum that never lost its flavor. 78 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,878 Then Slugworth began making candy balloons... 79 00:10:45,450 --> 00:10:48,480 ...that you could blow up to incredible sizes. 80 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,184 The thievery got so bad... 81 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,520 ...that one day, without warning... 82 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:58,224 ...Mr. Wonka told every single one of his workers to go home. 83 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:03,229 He announced that he was closing his chocolate factory forever. 84 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:07,634 I'm closing my chocolate factory forever. 85 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,690 I'm sorry. 86 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:28,822 But it didn't close forever. It's open right now. 87 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:33,226 Ah, yes, sometimes when grownups say "forever," they mean "a very long time." 88 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:37,970 Such as, "I feel like I've eaten nothing but cabbage soup forever." 89 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:40,934 - Now, Pops. - The factory did close, Charlie. 90 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:45,105 And it seemed like it was going to be closed forever. 91 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:49,943 Then one day we saw smoke rising from the chimneys. 92 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:54,140 - The factory was back in business. - Did you get your job back? 93 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,282 No. 94 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,284 No one did. 95 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,590 But there must be people working there. 96 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:07,293 Think about it, Charlie. Have you ever seen a single person... 97 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,130 ...going into that factory or coming out of it? 98 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:14,534 No. The gates are always closed. 99 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,369 Exactly. 100 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,390 But then, who's running the machines? 101 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:22,142 - Nobody knows, Charlie. - It certainly is a mystery. 102 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,644 Hasn't someone asked Mr. Wonka? 103 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:29,382 Nobody sees him anymore. He never comes out. 104 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:34,454 The only thing that comes out of that place is the candy... 105 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:37,157 ...already packed and addressed. 106 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:42,762 I'd give anything in the world just to go in one more time... 107 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:47,000 ...and see what's become of that amazing factory. 108 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,571 Well, you won't, because you can't. No one can. 109 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,675 It's a mystery, and it will always be a mystery. 110 00:12:56,142 --> 00:13:00,647 That little factory of yours, Charlie, is as close as any of us is ever going to get. 111 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:06,190 Come on, Charlie. I think it's time we let your grandparents get some sleep. 112 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,291 - Good night, Grandpa George. - Night, Charlie. 113 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,526 - Night-night. - MRS. BUCKET: Chair. 114 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,595 Thank you, dear. 115 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,998 Night, Grandpa Joe. 116 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,702 Good night, Grandma Georgina. 117 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:26,390 Nothing's impossible, Charlie. 118 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,525 - Good night. - ALL: Night, Charlie. 119 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,293 Sleep well. 120 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,973 NARRATOR: Indeed, that very night... 121 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,576 ...the impossible had already been set in motion. 122 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,272 WONKA'S VOICE: Dear people of the world... 123 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,208 ...l, Willy Wonka... 124 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:12,979 ...have decided to allow five children to visit my factory this year. 125 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:16,816 In addition, one of these children shall receive a special prize... 126 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:20,587 ...beyond anything you could ever imagine. 127 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,989 Five golden tickets have been hidden... 128 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:26,493 ...underneath the ordinary wrapping paper of five ordinary Wonka bars. 129 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,895 The bars may be anywhere... 130 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:34,801 ...in any shop, in any street, in any town, in any country in the world. 131 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,771 (YELLING AND CHATTERING) 132 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,772 Wouldn't it be something, Charlie, to open a bar of candy... 133 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,342 ...and find a golden ticket inside? 134 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:20,213 I know, but I only get one bar a year, for my birthday. 135 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,480 Well, it's your birthday next week. 136 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,685 You have as much chance as anybody does. 137 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,888 Balderdash. The kids who are going to find the golden tickets... 138 00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:31,891 ...are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day. 139 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:35,995 Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance. 140 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,798 Everyone has a chance, Charlie. 141 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,902 Mark my words, the kid who finds the first ticket... 142 00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:45,472 ...will be fat, fat, fat. 143 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,874 REPORTER 1: Augustus. This way. 144 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,814 I am eating the Wonka bar... 145 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:58,251 ...and I taste something that is not chocolate... 146 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,540 ...or coconut... 147 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,923 ...or walnut or peanut butter... 148 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,359 ...or nougat... 149 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:11,264 ...or butter brittle or caramel or sprinkles. 150 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,501 So I look... 151 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,437 ...and I find the golden ticket. 152 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,773 Augustus, how did you celebrate? 153 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,709 I eat more candy. 154 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,782 We knew Augustus would find the golden ticket. 155 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,718 He eats so many candy bars a day... 156 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:35,622 ...that it was not possible for him not to find one. 157 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,958 REPORTER 2: Yes, it is good, Augustus. 158 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,528 REPORTER (ON TV): ...Golden ticket claimed and four more... 159 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,129 Told you it'd be a porker. 160 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,432 What a repulsive boy. 161 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,534 Only four golden tickets left. 162 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:52,305 Now that they've found one, things will really get crazy. 163 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,474 ...of every shape, size and hue. 164 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:01,810 REPORTER: Veruca. Can you spell that for us, please? 165 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,784 V-E-R-U-C-A. Veruca Salt. 166 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:10,123 As soon as little Veruca told me she had to have one of these golden tickets... 167 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,393 ...I started buying all the Wonka bars I could lay my hands on. 168 00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,396 Thousands of them. Hundreds of thousands. 169 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:20,967 I'm in the nut business, you see. So I say to my workers: 170 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,504 Morning, ladies. From now on, you can stop shelling peanuts... 171 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,941 ...and start shelling the wrappers off these chocolate bars instead. 172 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,776 (ALARM BEEPS) 173 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,391 MR. SALT: Three days went by, and we had no luck. 174 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:48,940 Oh, it was terrible. My Veruca got more and more upset each day. 175 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,696 Where's my golden ticket? 176 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:52,198 I want my golden ticket. 177 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:57,370 Well, gentlemen, I just hated to see my little girl feeling unhappy like that. 178 00:18:57,771 --> 00:19:01,107 I vowed I would keep searching until I could give her what she wanted. 179 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,879 And finally, I found her a ticket. 180 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,709 Daddy, I want another pony. 181 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,646 She's even worse than the fat boy. 182 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,750 I don't think that was really fair. She didn't find the ticket herself. 183 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:48,388 Don't worry about it, Charlie. That man spoils his daughter. 184 00:19:48,822 --> 00:19:52,492 And no good ever comes from spoiling a child like that. 185 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:01,201 Charlie, Mum and I thought... 186 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,237 ...maybe you wanna open your birthday present tonight. 187 00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:12,112 Here you are. 188 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,126 Maybe I should wait till morning. 189 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,128 - Like hell. - Pop. 190 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:34,134 All together, we're 381 years old. We don't wait. 191 00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:44,878 Now, Charlie, you mustn't feel too disappointed... 192 00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:46,980 ...you know, if you don't get the... 193 00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:49,315 Whatever happens, you'll still have the candy. 194 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,513 Ah, well. 195 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,682 That's that. 196 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:27,187 - We'll share it. - Oh, no, Charlie. 197 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,988 Not your birthday present. 198 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:33,193 It's my candy bar, and I'll do what I want with it. 199 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,368 Thank you, darling. 200 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,937 Thank you, Charlie. 201 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,709 Bless you. 202 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,837 All right, let's see who found it. 203 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:25,745 "The third ticket was found by Miss Violet Beauregarde." 204 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,814 Hah! Hah! Hyah! 205 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,349 (GRUNTING) 206 00:22:44,164 --> 00:22:50,700 These are just some of the 263 trophies and medals my Violet has won. 207 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:53,673 I'm a gum chewer mostly, but when I heard about these ticket things... 208 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,420 ...I laid off the gum, switched to candy bars. 209 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:59,412 She's just a driven young woman. I don't know where she gets it. 210 00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:04,117 I'm the Junior World Champion Gum Chewer. 211 00:23:04,284 --> 00:23:06,286 This piece of gum I'm chewing right now... 212 00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:10,390 ...I've been working on for three months solid. That's a record. 213 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:14,961 Of course, I did have my share of trophies, mostly baton. 214 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:19,599 So it says that one kid's gonna get this special prize, better than all the rest. 215 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:23,970 I don't care who those other four are. That kid, it's gonna be me. 216 00:23:24,304 --> 00:23:25,605 Tell them why, Violet. 217 00:23:26,390 --> 00:23:27,374 Because I'm a winner. 218 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,642 What a beastly girl. 219 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:31,945 Despicable. 220 00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:34,314 You don't know what we're talking about. 221 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,984 Dragonflies? 222 00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:39,819 REPORTER: But wait, this is just in. 223 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:45,492 The fourth golden ticket has been found by a boy called Mike Teavee. 224 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,597 (GUNSHOTS) 225 00:23:57,470 --> 00:24:00,273 All you had to do was track the manufacturing dates... 226 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,843 ...offset by weather and the derivative of the Nikkei lndex. 227 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,146 A retard could figure it out. 228 00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:10,160 Most of the time I don't know what he's talking about. 229 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:13,119 You know, kids these days, what with all the technology... 230 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:15,522 Die! Die! Die! 231 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:19,526 Doesn't seem like they stay kids very long. 232 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,330 In the end, I only had to buy one candy bar. 233 00:24:27,434 --> 00:24:30,203 - And how did it taste? - I don't know. 234 00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:31,771 I hate chocolate. 235 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:35,875 It's a good thing you're going to a chocolate factory, you ungrateful little... 236 00:24:43,383 --> 00:24:45,218 (MUFFLED DIALOGUE) 237 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:49,622 REPORTER: That question is, who will be the winner of the last gold...? 238 00:24:56,129 --> 00:24:57,731 - Dad? - Yes, Charlie? 239 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,999 Why aren't you at work? 240 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:05,380 Oh, well, the toothpaste factory thought they'd give me a bit of time off. 241 00:25:05,739 --> 00:25:07,730 Like summer vacation? 242 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:10,143 Sure. Something like that. 243 00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:17,484 NARRATOR: In fact, it wasn't like a vacation at all. 244 00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:22,756 The upswing in candy sales had led to a rise in cavities... 245 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,992 ...which led to a rise in toothpaste sales. 246 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:34,434 With the extra money, the factory had decided to modernize... 247 00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:38,571 ...eliminating Mr. Bucket's job. 248 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:46,446 We were barely making ends meet as it was. 249 00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:48,682 You'll find another job. 250 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:53,190 Until then, I'll just... Well, I'll just thin down the soup a little more. 251 00:25:54,454 --> 00:25:58,458 Don't worry, Mr. Bucket, our luck will change. 252 00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:00,427 I know it. 253 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:05,632 GRANDPA JOE: Charlie. 254 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,150 My secret hoard. 255 00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:30,990 You and I are going to have one more fling... 256 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:33,460 ...at finding that last ticket. 257 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,463 You sure you want to spend your money on that? 258 00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:39,332 Of course I'm sure. Here. 259 00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:43,103 Run down to the nearest store... 260 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:47,107 ...and buy the first Wonka candy bar you see. 261 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:50,810 Bring it straight back, and we'll open it together. 262 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:01,921 Such a good boy, really. 263 00:27:03,156 --> 00:27:04,357 Such a good... 264 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:08,361 CHARLIE: Grandpa? 265 00:27:09,429 --> 00:27:11,865 - You fell asleep. - Have you got it? 266 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:19,372 Which end should we open first? 267 00:27:19,773 --> 00:27:22,208 Just do it quick, like a Band-Aid. 268 00:27:52,472 --> 00:27:55,575 Did you see that some kid in Russia found the last golden ticket? 269 00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:57,844 Yes, it was in the paper this morning. 270 00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:01,514 MAN: Good boy. Come on, George. Good boy. 271 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:56,636 One Wonka Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight, please. 272 00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:59,305 Okay. Here you go. 273 00:29:04,978 --> 00:29:06,713 The nerve of some people. 274 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:10,617 I know. Forging a ticket. Come on. 275 00:29:23,396 --> 00:29:25,632 It's a golden ticket. 276 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,970 You found Wonka's last golden ticket. 277 00:29:31,571 --> 00:29:33,640 In my shop too! 278 00:29:34,174 --> 00:29:38,178 Listen. I'll buy it from you. I'll give you $50 and a new bicycle. 279 00:29:38,345 --> 00:29:41,481 Are you crazy? I'd give him $500 for that ticket. 280 00:29:41,648 --> 00:29:44,184 You wanna sell me your ticket for $500, young man? 281 00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:46,653 That's enough of that. Leave the kid alone. 282 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:52,359 Listen. Don't let anyone have it. Take it straight home, you understand? 283 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:55,195 Thank you. 284 00:30:02,502 --> 00:30:04,671 Mom! Dad! 285 00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:07,707 I found it! 286 00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:10,377 The last golden ticket! It's mine! 287 00:30:24,391 --> 00:30:25,892 Yippee! 288 00:30:27,127 --> 00:30:30,296 (HUMMING) 289 00:30:32,866 --> 00:30:34,670 Here. 290 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:38,380 Read it aloud. Let's hear exactly what it says. 291 00:30:39,390 --> 00:30:44,100 "Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this golden ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka." 292 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:48,648 "I shake you warmly by the hand. For now, I invite you to my factory..." 293 00:30:48,815 --> 00:30:52,180 "...and be my guest for one whole day." 294 00:30:52,185 --> 00:30:55,422 "I, Willy Wonka, will conduct you around the factory myself..." 295 00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:57,590 "...showing you everything there is to see." 296 00:30:57,824 --> 00:30:59,759 "Afterwards, when it is time to leave..." 297 00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:03,329 "...you will be escorted home by a procession of large trucks..." 298 00:31:03,496 --> 00:31:06,766 "...each one filled with all the chocolate you could ever eat." 299 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:11,671 "And remember, one of you lucky five children will receive an extra prize..." 300 00:31:11,838 --> 00:31:14,400 "...beyond your wildest imagination." 301 00:31:14,207 --> 00:31:16,576 "Now, here are your instructions." 302 00:31:16,743 --> 00:31:20,680 "On the 1st of February, you must come to the factory gates at 10 a.m. sharp." 303 00:31:20,847 --> 00:31:24,217 "You're allowed to bring one member of your family to look after you." 304 00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:26,419 "Until then, Willy Wonka." 305 00:31:27,287 --> 00:31:28,621 The 1st of February. 306 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:32,592 - But that's tomorrow. - Then there's not a moment to lose. 307 00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:34,928 Wash your face, comb your hair, scrub your hands... 308 00:31:35,950 --> 00:31:36,596 ...brush your teeth, blow your nose. 309 00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:38,640 And get that mud off your pants. 310 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:40,266 MRS. BUCKET: We must all try and keep very calm. 311 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:45,138 First thing that we have to decide is this. Who is going with Charlie to the factory? 312 00:31:45,438 --> 00:31:48,575 I will. I'll take him. You leave it to me. 313 00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:51,444 How about you, dear? Don't you think you ought to go? 314 00:31:51,811 --> 00:31:56,149 Well, Grandpa Joe seems to know more about it than we do, and... 315 00:31:57,117 --> 00:31:59,152 Provided, of course, he feels well enough. 316 00:31:59,386 --> 00:32:01,921 Yippee! 317 00:32:02,589 --> 00:32:05,158 No. We're not going. 318 00:32:08,495 --> 00:32:11,765 A woman offered me $500 for the ticket. 319 00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:14,000 I bet someone else would pay more. 320 00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:16,569 We need the money more than we need the chocolate. 321 00:32:26,646 --> 00:32:29,150 Young man, come here. 322 00:32:32,852 --> 00:32:35,522 There's plenty of money out there. 323 00:32:35,689 --> 00:32:37,824 They print more every day. 324 00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,694 But this ticket... 325 00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:44,798 ...there's only five of them in the whole world... 326 00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:47,300 ...and that's all there's ever going to be. 327 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:53,206 Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money. 328 00:32:53,773 --> 00:32:55,975 Are you a dummy? 329 00:32:56,876 --> 00:32:58,211 No, sir. 330 00:32:58,878 --> 00:33:02,849 Then get that mud off your pants. You've got a factory to go to. 331 00:33:46,926 --> 00:33:49,262 Daddy, I want to go in. 332 00:33:49,429 --> 00:33:50,930 It's 9:59, sweetheart. 333 00:33:51,970 --> 00:33:53,666 Make time go faster. 334 00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:56,360 Do you think Mr. Wonka will recognize you? 335 00:33:56,202 --> 00:34:00,173 Hard to say. It's been years. 336 00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:09,282 Eyes on the prize, Violet. 337 00:34:09,449 --> 00:34:11,751 Eyes on the prize. 338 00:34:29,436 --> 00:34:32,380 WONKA (ON SPEAKER): Please enter. 339 00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:46,453 Come forward. 340 00:34:50,323 --> 00:34:53,593 Close the gates. 341 00:35:01,801 --> 00:35:03,837 Dear visitors... 342 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:09,242 ...it is my great pleasure to welcome you to my humble factory. 343 00:35:11,578 --> 00:35:13,580 And who am I? 344 00:35:14,981 --> 00:35:16,750 Well... 345 00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:20,860 (PUPPETS LAUGHING) 346 00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:22,255 PUPPETS (SINGING): Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka. 347 00:35:22,422 --> 00:35:24,357 The amazing chocolatier 348 00:35:24,524 --> 00:35:26,526 Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka. 349 00:35:26,693 --> 00:35:28,661 Everybody give a cheer! Hooray! 350 00:35:28,828 --> 00:35:30,697 He's modest, clever and so smart. 351 00:35:30,864 --> 00:35:32,532 He barely can restrain it. 352 00:35:32,699 --> 00:35:34,701 With so much generosity. 353 00:35:34,868 --> 00:35:36,536 There is no way to contain it! 354 00:35:36,703 --> 00:35:40,106 To contain it To contain, to contain, to contain! 355 00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:42,108 Hooray! 356 00:35:42,676 --> 00:35:44,611 Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka. 357 00:35:44,778 --> 00:35:46,613 He's the one that you're about to meet 358 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:48,348 Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka. 359 00:35:48,515 --> 00:35:50,817 He's the genius who just can't be beat. 360 00:35:50,984 --> 00:35:52,719 The magician and the chocolate wiz. 361 00:35:52,952 --> 00:35:54,621 The best darn guy who ever lived 362 00:35:54,788 --> 00:36:00,393 Willy Wonka, here he is! 363 00:36:09,502 --> 00:36:13,139 (MUSIC SLOWS AND WARBLES) 364 00:36:18,978 --> 00:36:21,848 PUPPETS (WARBLING): The amazing chocolatier. 365 00:36:30,557 --> 00:36:31,925 (WONKA TITTERS) 366 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,600 Wasn't that just magnificent? 367 00:36:34,227 --> 00:36:38,898 I was worried it was getting dodgy in the middle part, but then that finale... 368 00:36:39,650 --> 00:36:40,934 Wow! 369 00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:45,710 Who are you? 370 00:36:45,772 --> 00:36:48,775 - He's Willy Wonka. - Really? 371 00:36:58,785 --> 00:37:00,954 "Good morning, starshine." 372 00:37:01,121 --> 00:37:03,289 "The Earth says hello." 373 00:37:11,464 --> 00:37:13,533 "Dear guests, greetings." 374 00:37:14,734 --> 00:37:18,605 "Welcome to the factory. I shake you warmly by the hand." 375 00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:25,780 "My name is Willy Wonka." 376 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:26,946 Then shouldn't you be up there? 377 00:37:27,781 --> 00:37:31,451 I couldn't very well watch the show from up there, now, could I, little girl? 378 00:37:31,618 --> 00:37:35,455 Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you'll remember me... 379 00:37:35,622 --> 00:37:38,491 ...but I used to work here in the factory. 380 00:37:38,992 --> 00:37:41,995 Were you one of those despicable spies who tried to steal... 381 00:37:42,162 --> 00:37:46,660 ...my life's work and sell it to parasitic, copycat, candy-making cads? 382 00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:47,567 No, sir. 383 00:37:48,234 --> 00:37:49,803 Then wonderful. Welcome back. 384 00:37:49,969 --> 00:37:51,338 Let's get a move on, kids. 385 00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:56,810 AUGUSTUS: Don't you want to know our names? 386 00:37:56,976 --> 00:38:01,681 Can't imagine how it would matter. Come quickly. Far too much to see. 387 00:38:07,354 --> 00:38:09,189 WONKA: Just drop your coats anywhere. 388 00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:18,698 - Mr. Wonka? Sure is toasty in here. - What? 389 00:38:19,332 --> 00:38:24,400 Oh, I have to keep it warm. My workers are used to an extremely hot climate. 390 00:38:24,170 --> 00:38:26,373 They just can't stand the cold. 391 00:38:26,539 --> 00:38:27,774 Who are the workers? 392 00:38:28,341 --> 00:38:30,176 All in good time. Now... 393 00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:34,814 (GASPS) 394 00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:36,549 Mr. Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde. 395 00:38:37,617 --> 00:38:39,319 Oh. 396 00:38:39,519 --> 00:38:41,554 - I don't care. - Well, you should care. 397 00:38:41,721 --> 00:38:44,190 Because I'm gonna win the special prize at the end. 398 00:38:44,357 --> 00:38:47,293 Well, you do seem confident, and confidence is key. 399 00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:53,400 I'm Veruca Salt. It's very nice to meet you, sir. 400 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:56,236 I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got... 401 00:38:56,469 --> 00:38:57,904 ...on the bottom of your foot. 402 00:38:58,710 --> 00:38:59,906 (TITTERS) 403 00:39:00,407 --> 00:39:03,376 I am Augustus Gloop. I love your chocolate. 404 00:39:04,577 --> 00:39:07,247 I can see that. So do I. 405 00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:10,550 I never expected to have so much in common. 406 00:39:14,587 --> 00:39:17,390 You. You're Mike Teavee. 407 00:39:17,891 --> 00:39:20,930 You're the little devil who cracked the system. 408 00:39:22,328 --> 00:39:25,265 And you. Well, you're just lucky to be here, aren't you? 409 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,936 And the rest of you must be their... 410 00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:39,846 - Parents. - Yeah. 411 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:42,150 Moms and dads. 412 00:39:43,683 --> 00:39:45,218 Dad? 413 00:39:47,187 --> 00:39:49,890 Papa? 414 00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:58,264 Okay, then. Let's move along. 415 00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:10,977 Is it just me or does Wonka seem a few quarters short of a buck? 416 00:40:11,144 --> 00:40:13,313 I'm sorry, I don't speak American. 417 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,217 - Would you like some chocolate? - Sure. 418 00:40:17,384 --> 00:40:19,486 Then you should've brought some. 419 00:40:23,156 --> 00:40:25,558 - Let's be friends. - Best friends. 420 00:40:37,937 --> 00:40:39,673 An important room, this. 421 00:40:39,839 --> 00:40:43,677 - After all, it is a chocolate factory. - Then why is the door so small? 422 00:40:44,411 --> 00:40:46,980 That's to keep all the great big chocolatey flavor inside. 423 00:40:47,147 --> 00:40:48,181 (TITTERS) 424 00:41:09,836 --> 00:41:13,390 Now, do be careful, my dear children. 425 00:41:13,206 --> 00:41:15,800 Don't lose your heads. 426 00:41:15,175 --> 00:41:17,430 Don't get overexcited. 427 00:41:18,110 --> 00:41:21,114 Just keep very calm. 428 00:41:36,863 --> 00:41:38,640 It's beautiful. 429 00:41:39,650 --> 00:41:40,800 What? 430 00:41:41,201 --> 00:41:43,236 Oh, yeah, it's very beautiful. 431 00:41:53,790 --> 00:41:55,415 Every drop of the river... 432 00:41:55,582 --> 00:41:59,850 ...is hot, melted chocolate of the finest quality. 433 00:42:04,257 --> 00:42:06,559 The waterfall is most important. 434 00:42:06,726 --> 00:42:08,428 Mixes the chocolate. 435 00:42:08,595 --> 00:42:11,598 Churns it up. Makes it light and frothy. 436 00:42:12,198 --> 00:42:13,433 By the way... 437 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:19,372 ...no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall, my dear children. 438 00:42:19,539 --> 00:42:21,408 And you can take that to the bank. 439 00:42:31,785 --> 00:42:33,386 People. 440 00:42:35,555 --> 00:42:37,457 Those pipes... 441 00:42:37,957 --> 00:42:42,595 ...suck up the chocolate and carry it away all over the factory. 442 00:42:43,296 --> 00:42:45,965 Thousands of gallons an hour. Yeah. 443 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,303 And do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass. 444 00:42:50,470 --> 00:42:55,410 Please have a blade. Please do. It's so delectable and so darn good-looking. 445 00:42:55,709 --> 00:42:57,143 You can eat the grass? 446 00:42:57,310 --> 00:42:59,412 Of course you can. 447 00:42:59,579 --> 00:43:01,815 Everything in this room is eatable. 448 00:43:01,981 --> 00:43:03,316 Even I'm eatable. 449 00:43:03,483 --> 00:43:06,319 But that is called cannibalism, my dear children... 450 00:43:06,486 --> 00:43:09,322 ...and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies. 451 00:43:09,589 --> 00:43:10,824 Yeah. 452 00:43:11,825 --> 00:43:13,426 Enjoy. 453 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,329 Go on. Scoot, scoot. 454 00:43:30,777 --> 00:43:33,646 (GRUNTING) 455 00:43:37,617 --> 00:43:39,850 Son. 456 00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:41,688 Please. 457 00:43:42,822 --> 00:43:45,525 Dad, he said, "Enjoy." 458 00:43:59,439 --> 00:44:02,442 Why hold on to it? Why not start a new piece? 459 00:44:03,209 --> 00:44:07,714 Because then I wouldn't be a champion. I'd be a loser, like you. 460 00:44:36,710 --> 00:44:38,378 Daddy, look over there. 461 00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:41,748 VERUCA: What is it? 462 00:44:41,915 --> 00:44:43,483 It's a little person. 463 00:44:43,650 --> 00:44:46,860 Over there, by the waterfall. 464 00:44:48,254 --> 00:44:50,924 - There's two of them. - There's more than two. 465 00:44:57,263 --> 00:44:59,899 - Where do they come from? - Who are they? 466 00:45:01,668 --> 00:45:03,436 Are they real people? 467 00:45:03,603 --> 00:45:06,106 Of course they're real people. They're Oompa-Loompas. 468 00:45:09,843 --> 00:45:12,779 - Oompa-Loompas? - Imported, direct from Loompaland. 469 00:45:12,946 --> 00:45:15,582 - There's no such place. - What? 470 00:45:15,749 --> 00:45:19,252 Mr. Wonka, I teach high-school geography, and I'm here to tell you... 471 00:45:19,419 --> 00:45:24,591 Well, then you'll know all about it, and, oh, what a terrible country it is. 472 00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:37,937 WONKA: The whole place is nothing but thick jungles... 473 00:45:38,104 --> 00:45:41,708 ...infested by the most dangerous beasts in the entire world. 474 00:45:42,542 --> 00:45:46,980 Hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible, wicked whangdoodles. 475 00:45:47,781 --> 00:45:49,449 (BUZZING) 476 00:46:00,927 --> 00:46:02,562 (INSECT SCREECHES) 477 00:46:08,134 --> 00:46:12,720 I went to Loompaland looking for exotic new flavors for candy. 478 00:46:16,142 --> 00:46:17,444 Instead... 479 00:46:17,610 --> 00:46:19,646 ...I found the Oompa-Loompas. 480 00:46:27,787 --> 00:46:32,759 They lived in tree houses to escape from the fierce creatures who lived below. 481 00:46:36,296 --> 00:46:40,533 The Oompa-Loompas ate nothing but green caterpillars, which tasted revolting. 482 00:46:41,868 --> 00:46:43,703 The Oompa-Loompas looked for things... 483 00:46:43,870 --> 00:46:46,840 ...to mash up with the caterpillars to make them taste better: 484 00:46:47,107 --> 00:46:50,510 Red beetles, the bark of the bong-bong tree. 485 00:46:50,677 --> 00:46:51,945 All of them beastly... 486 00:46:52,479 --> 00:46:55,115 ...but not quite so beastly as the caterpillars. 487 00:47:01,855 --> 00:47:03,656 Mmm. 488 00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:31,484 But the food they longed for the most was the cocoa bean. 489 00:47:31,651 --> 00:47:32,986 (TITTERS) 490 00:47:35,321 --> 00:47:39,250 An Oompa-Loompa was lucky if he found three or four cocoa beans a year. 491 00:47:39,192 --> 00:47:41,594 But, oh, how they craved them. 492 00:47:42,829 --> 00:47:45,932 All they'd ever think about was cocoa beans. 493 00:47:51,338 --> 00:47:55,608 The cocoa bean is the thing from which chocolate is made, so I told the chief: 494 00:48:03,717 --> 00:48:05,518 (ULULATES) (IMITATES FARTING) 495 00:48:16,296 --> 00:48:18,965 They are such wonderful workers. 496 00:48:19,132 --> 00:48:22,102 I feel I must warn you, though, they are rather mischievous. 497 00:48:22,268 --> 00:48:24,700 Always making jokes. 498 00:48:24,704 --> 00:48:27,974 Augustus, my child, that is not a good thing you do! 499 00:48:30,477 --> 00:48:31,978 Hey, little boy. 500 00:48:32,145 --> 00:48:35,215 My chocolate must be untouched by human hands. 501 00:48:36,149 --> 00:48:37,450 Ah! 502 00:48:42,155 --> 00:48:43,656 He'll drown. 503 00:48:45,910 --> 00:48:46,626 He can't swim. 504 00:48:46,793 --> 00:48:48,328 Save him! 505 00:48:49,562 --> 00:48:52,332 Augustus! No! 506 00:48:58,672 --> 00:49:00,740 Augustus! 507 00:49:09,749 --> 00:49:12,686 Augustus, watch out! 508 00:49:12,919 --> 00:49:16,690 Ah! 509 00:49:24,330 --> 00:49:25,365 (GASPS) 510 00:49:29,202 --> 00:49:30,804 There he goes. 511 00:49:31,204 --> 00:49:34,400 - Ah! - Call the fire brigade! 512 00:49:34,207 --> 00:49:36,509 It's a wonder how that pipe is big enough. 513 00:49:37,377 --> 00:49:39,546 It isn't big enough. He's slowing down. 514 00:49:39,713 --> 00:49:41,140 He's gonna stick. 515 00:49:42,615 --> 00:49:43,883 I think he has. 516 00:49:47,454 --> 00:49:48,955 He's blocked the whole pipe. 517 00:49:51,991 --> 00:49:53,960 Look. The Oompa-Loompas. 518 00:49:57,964 --> 00:49:59,399 Back off, you little freaks! 519 00:50:02,335 --> 00:50:03,903 What are they doing? 520 00:50:06,306 --> 00:50:10,176 They're going to treat us to a little song. It is quite a special occasion. 521 00:50:10,343 --> 00:50:12,679 They haven't had a fresh audience in many a moon. 522 00:50:32,599 --> 00:50:35,101 ALL: ♪ Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop. ♪ 523 00:50:35,702 --> 00:50:38,380 ♪ The great big, greedy nincompoop ♪ 524 00:50:38,204 --> 00:50:43,760 ♪ Augustus Gloop, so big and vile ♪ ♪ So greedy, foul and infantile. ♪ 525 00:50:43,243 --> 00:50:45,578 ♪ "Come on!" we cried ♪ ♪ "The time is ripe." ♪ 526 00:50:45,745 --> 00:50:48,281 ♪ "To send him shooting up the pipe!" ♪ 527 00:50:48,448 --> 00:50:50,750 OOMPA-LOOMPA 1: ♪ But don't, dear children, be alarmed. ♪ 528 00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:53,553 ALL: ♪ Augustus Gloop will not be harmed ♪ 529 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,955 ♪ Augustus Gloop will not be harmed. ♪ 530 00:51:27,454 --> 00:51:29,456 OOMPA-LOOMPA 2: ♪ Although, of course, we must admit. ♪ 531 00:51:29,656 --> 00:51:31,825 OOMPA-LOOMPA 3: ♪ He will be altered quite a bit. ♪ 532 00:51:32,459 --> 00:51:34,961 OOMPA-LOOMPA 4: ♪ Slowly, wheels go round and round. ♪ 533 00:51:35,161 --> 00:51:37,163 OOMPA-LOOMPA 5: ♪ And cogs begin to grind and pound. ♪ 534 00:51:37,330 --> 00:51:39,966 ALL: ♪ We'll boil him for a minute more. ♪ 535 00:51:40,133 --> 00:51:42,335 ♪ Until we're absolutely sure. ♪ 536 00:51:42,502 --> 00:51:45,171 ♪ Then out he comes, by God, by grace. ♪ 537 00:51:45,338 --> 00:51:50,343 ♪ A miracle has taken place. ♪ 538 00:51:50,510 --> 00:51:53,246 ♪ This greedy brute, this louse's ear. ♪ 539 00:51:55,682 --> 00:51:57,851 ♪ Is loved by people everywhere. ♪ 540 00:51:58,180 --> 00:52:00,854 ♪ For who could hate or bear a grudge. ♪ 541 00:52:01,210 --> 00:52:07,930 ♪ Against a luscious bit of fudge? ♪ 542 00:52:14,968 --> 00:52:16,870 Ah! 543 00:52:33,219 --> 00:52:35,188 Bravo! Well done! 544 00:52:35,388 --> 00:52:37,557 Aren't they delightful? Aren't they charming? 545 00:52:37,724 --> 00:52:42,228 - I say, that all seemed rather rehearsed. - Like they knew it was gonna happen. 546 00:52:42,962 --> 00:52:44,698 Oh, poppycock. 547 00:52:47,901 --> 00:52:50,537 Where is my son? Where does that pipe go to? 548 00:52:52,205 --> 00:52:54,507 That pipe, it just so happens to lead... 549 00:52:54,674 --> 00:52:57,100 ...directly to the room where I make delicious... 550 00:52:57,177 --> 00:52:59,579 ...strawberry-flavored, chocolate-coated fudge. 551 00:52:59,746 --> 00:53:03,316 He will be made into strawberry-flavored, chocolate-coated fudge. 552 00:53:03,483 --> 00:53:07,200 They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world? 553 00:53:07,187 --> 00:53:10,560 No. I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. 554 00:53:10,657 --> 00:53:14,394 Can you imagine Augustus-flavored, chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. 555 00:53:14,561 --> 00:53:15,929 No one would buy it. 556 00:53:18,198 --> 00:53:19,933 (ULULATES) 557 00:53:24,738 --> 00:53:28,410 I want you to take Mrs. Gloop up to the Fudge Room, okay? 558 00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:29,709 Help her find her son. 559 00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:35,448 Take a long stick and start poking around in the big chocolate-mixing barrel, okay? 560 00:53:52,232 --> 00:53:53,800 - Mr. Wonka? - Huh? 561 00:53:54,134 --> 00:53:57,704 Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa-Loompa song, unless...? 562 00:53:57,871 --> 00:54:01,474 Improvisation is a parlor trick. Anyone can do it. 563 00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:03,777 You, little girl. Say something. 564 00:54:03,977 --> 00:54:05,979 - Anything. - Chewing gum. 565 00:54:07,470 --> 00:54:09,215 (RECITES) Chewing gum is really gross Chewing gum, I hate the most. 566 00:54:09,382 --> 00:54:11,418 See? Exactly the same. 567 00:54:11,584 --> 00:54:12,986 No, it isn't. 568 00:54:13,586 --> 00:54:15,655 Uh, you really shouldn't mumble. 569 00:54:15,822 --> 00:54:18,124 Because I can't understand a word you're saying. 570 00:54:20,326 --> 00:54:23,129 Now, on with the tour. 571 00:54:25,899 --> 00:54:29,803 - Are the Oompa-Loompas really joking? - Of course they're joking. 572 00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:32,505 That boy will be fine. 573 00:55:18,385 --> 00:55:21,121 (LAUGHING) 574 00:55:21,454 --> 00:55:22,689 What's so funny? 575 00:55:23,456 --> 00:55:26,192 I think it's from all those doggone cocoa beans. 576 00:55:26,359 --> 00:55:30,230 Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property... 577 00:55:30,397 --> 00:55:35,201 ...that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love. 578 00:55:35,568 --> 00:55:37,700 You don't say. 579 00:55:39,973 --> 00:55:41,875 All aboard. 580 00:55:52,385 --> 00:55:53,586 Onward! 581 00:56:17,610 --> 00:56:19,112 Here. 582 00:56:19,279 --> 00:56:23,850 Try some of this. It'll do you good. You look starved to death. 583 00:56:25,352 --> 00:56:29,756 - It's great. - That's because it's mixed by waterfall. 584 00:56:29,923 --> 00:56:31,458 The waterfall is most important. 585 00:56:31,624 --> 00:56:35,895 Mixes the chocolate, churns it up, makes it light and frothy. 586 00:56:36,463 --> 00:56:40,567 - No other factory in the world... - You already said that. 587 00:56:46,139 --> 00:56:49,776 - You're all quite short, aren't you? - Well, yeah. We're children. 588 00:56:49,943 --> 00:56:52,579 Well, that's no excuse. I was never as short as you. 589 00:56:52,746 --> 00:56:56,490 - You were once. - Was not. Know why? 590 00:56:56,216 --> 00:56:59,919 Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. 591 00:57:00,860 --> 00:57:03,723 Look at your short, little arms. You could never reach. 592 00:57:06,393 --> 00:57:08,728 Do you even remember what it was like being a kid? 593 00:57:08,895 --> 00:57:10,964 Oh, boy, do I. 594 00:57:14,567 --> 00:57:15,802 Do I? 595 00:57:15,969 --> 00:57:17,404 NARRATOR: In fact, Willy Wonka... 596 00:57:17,570 --> 00:57:20,907 ...hadn't thought about his childhood for years. 597 00:57:21,740 --> 00:57:23,476 KIDS: Trick or treat! 598 00:57:23,810 --> 00:57:25,412 Trick or treat! 599 00:57:33,486 --> 00:57:35,210 ALL: Trick or treat! 600 00:57:37,123 --> 00:57:38,525 Who do we have here? 601 00:57:38,692 --> 00:57:42,429 Ruthie, Veronica, Terrance. 602 00:57:42,595 --> 00:57:44,130 And who's that under the sheet? 603 00:57:46,332 --> 00:57:49,369 Little Willy Wonka. 604 00:57:52,205 --> 00:57:56,676 NARRATOR: Willy Wonka was the son of the city's most famous dentist... 605 00:57:56,843 --> 00:57:58,812 ...Wilbur Wonka. 606 00:58:05,719 --> 00:58:07,354 Now... 607 00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,357 ...let's see what the damage is this year, shall we? 608 00:58:24,504 --> 00:58:26,339 Caramels. 609 00:58:26,873 --> 00:58:30,176 They'd get stuck in your braces, wouldn't they? 610 00:58:34,581 --> 00:58:36,983 Lollipops. 611 00:58:37,150 --> 00:58:40,887 Ought to be called "cavities on a stick." 612 00:58:41,755 --> 00:58:43,523 Then we have all this... 613 00:58:43,690 --> 00:58:45,580 All this... 614 00:58:45,525 --> 00:58:47,600 ...chocolate. 615 00:58:49,620 --> 00:58:53,660 You know, just last week, I was reading in a very important medical journal... 616 00:58:53,266 --> 00:58:57,904 ...that some children are allergic to chocolate. 617 00:58:58,710 --> 00:59:00,774 Makes their noses itch. 618 00:59:01,174 --> 00:59:03,410 Maybe I'm not allergic. 619 00:59:03,576 --> 00:59:05,912 - I could try a piece. - Really? 620 00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:09,215 But why take a chance? 621 00:59:24,731 --> 00:59:27,567 CHARLIE: Mr. Wonka? Mr. Wonka? 622 00:59:27,734 --> 00:59:30,700 - We're headed for a tunnel. - Oh, yeah. 623 00:59:30,437 --> 00:59:31,638 Full speed ahead. 624 00:59:38,445 --> 00:59:41,314 - How can they see where they're going? - They can't. 625 00:59:41,815 --> 00:59:43,817 There's no knowing where they're going. 626 00:59:44,217 --> 00:59:45,452 Switch on the lights! 627 01:00:13,790 --> 01:00:14,614 People, keep an eye out. 628 01:00:14,781 --> 01:00:16,916 We're passing some very important rooms here. 629 01:00:22,489 --> 01:00:24,240 What do you use hair cream for? 630 01:00:25,191 --> 01:00:26,860 To lock in moisture. 631 01:00:30,463 --> 01:00:32,599 (MOOING) 632 01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:36,536 - Whipped cream. - Precisely. 633 01:00:37,303 --> 01:00:38,471 That doesn't make sense. 634 01:00:39,639 --> 01:00:41,341 For your information, little girl... 635 01:00:41,508 --> 01:00:45,345 ...whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. 636 01:00:45,512 --> 01:00:47,647 Everybody knows that. 637 01:01:37,230 --> 01:01:40,200 Stop the boat. I wanna show you guys something. 638 01:02:00,954 --> 01:02:04,224 Now, this is the most important room in the entire factory. 639 01:02:04,691 --> 01:02:08,862 Now, everyone, enjoy yourselves, but just don't touch anything. 640 01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:10,263 Okay? Go on. 641 01:02:10,463 --> 01:02:11,765 Go on, scoot. 642 01:02:23,276 --> 01:02:25,111 Hey, Mr. Wonka, what's this? 643 01:02:26,112 --> 01:02:29,282 Oh. Let me show you. 644 01:02:31,117 --> 01:02:32,385 Thank you. 645 01:02:32,552 --> 01:02:34,721 These are Everlasting Gobstoppers. 646 01:02:34,888 --> 01:02:37,590 They're for children who are given very little allowance. 647 01:02:37,757 --> 01:02:41,161 You can suck on it all year, and it'll never get any smaller. 648 01:02:41,494 --> 01:02:43,797 - Isn't that neat? - It's like gum. 649 01:02:44,397 --> 01:02:46,900 No. Gum is for chewing. 650 01:02:47,670 --> 01:02:49,335 If you tried chewing one of these Gobstoppers... 651 01:02:49,502 --> 01:02:51,571 ...you'd break all your little teeth off. 652 01:02:51,738 --> 01:02:54,740 But they sure do taste terrific. 653 01:03:01,281 --> 01:03:03,750 And this is Hair Toffee. 654 01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:06,252 You suck down one of these little boogers... 655 01:03:06,419 --> 01:03:08,321 ...and in exactly half an hour... 656 01:03:08,521 --> 01:03:12,258 ...a brand-new crop of hair will grow out over the top of your little noggin. 657 01:03:12,425 --> 01:03:14,627 And a mustache. And a beard. 658 01:03:14,794 --> 01:03:17,330 - Who wants a beard? - Well... 659 01:03:17,530 --> 01:03:20,667 ...beatniks, for one. Folk singers and motorbike riders. 660 01:03:20,834 --> 01:03:24,971 You know, all those hip, jazzy, super-cool, neat, keen and groovy cats. 661 01:03:25,138 --> 01:03:27,640 It's in the fridge, daddy-o. Are you hep to the jive? 662 01:03:27,807 --> 01:03:29,876 Can you dig what I'm laying down? I knew you could. 663 01:03:30,430 --> 01:03:32,679 Slide me some skin, soul brother. 664 01:03:35,882 --> 01:03:37,884 Unfortunately, the mixture isn't right yet. 665 01:03:38,510 --> 01:03:41,354 Because an Oompa-Loompa tried some yesterday, and, well, he... 666 01:03:46,192 --> 01:03:47,360 How are you today? 667 01:03:49,162 --> 01:03:50,563 You look great. 668 01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:00,707 Watch this. 669 01:04:00,907 --> 01:04:03,176 (ALARM WAILING) 670 01:04:29,202 --> 01:04:30,437 You mean that's it? 671 01:04:30,937 --> 01:04:32,872 Do you even know what "it" is? 672 01:04:33,239 --> 01:04:35,241 - It's gum. - Yeah. 673 01:04:35,408 --> 01:04:39,412 It's a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe. 674 01:04:39,612 --> 01:04:41,748 Know why? Know why? 675 01:04:41,915 --> 01:04:45,185 Because this gum is a full three-course dinner all by itself. 676 01:04:45,352 --> 01:04:46,920 (TITTERS) 677 01:04:48,455 --> 01:04:49,923 Why would anyone want that? 678 01:04:57,297 --> 01:04:59,799 "It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking." 679 01:04:59,966 --> 01:05:03,703 "Just a little strip of Wonka's magic chewing gum and that is all you will..." 680 01:05:03,870 --> 01:05:05,972 "...ever need at breakfast, lunch and dinner." 681 01:05:06,139 --> 01:05:10,577 "This piece of gum happens to be tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie." 682 01:05:10,744 --> 01:05:12,645 It sounds great. 683 01:05:13,146 --> 01:05:16,282 - It sounds weird. - It sounds like my kind of gum. 684 01:05:19,152 --> 01:05:22,880 I'd rather you didn't. There are still some things that are... 685 01:05:22,255 --> 01:05:25,658 I'm the world-record holder in chewing gum. I'm not afraid of anything. 686 01:05:31,264 --> 01:05:34,334 - How is it, honey? - It's amazing! 687 01:05:34,501 --> 01:05:37,137 Tomato soup. I can feel it running down my throat. 688 01:05:37,303 --> 01:05:38,772 Yeah. Spit it out. 689 01:05:38,938 --> 01:05:41,474 - Young lady, I think you'd better... - It's changing. 690 01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:44,477 Roast beef, with baked potato. 691 01:05:44,811 --> 01:05:47,480 - Crispy skin and butter. - Keep chewing kiddo. 692 01:05:47,681 --> 01:05:50,984 My little girl's gonna be the first person to have a chewing-gum meal. 693 01:05:51,184 --> 01:05:53,620 Yeah. I'm just a little concerned about the... 694 01:05:53,787 --> 01:05:55,455 Blueberry pie and ice cream! 695 01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:58,525 - That part. - What's happening to her nose? 696 01:06:04,197 --> 01:06:05,498 It's turning blue. 697 01:06:08,368 --> 01:06:10,136 Your whole nose has gone purple. 698 01:06:10,704 --> 01:06:12,706 What do you mean? 699 01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:16,420 Violet, you're turning violet. 700 01:06:17,110 --> 01:06:20,680 - What's happening? - I told you I hadn't quite got it right. 701 01:06:20,847 --> 01:06:23,883 Because it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert. 702 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:25,785 It's the blueberry pie that does it. 703 01:06:26,553 --> 01:06:28,722 I'm terribly sorry. 704 01:06:37,364 --> 01:06:40,734 Mother? What's happening to me? 705 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:54,881 She's swelling up. 706 01:06:59,190 --> 01:07:00,253 Like a blueberry. 707 01:07:29,150 --> 01:07:33,530 I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa-Loompas, and each one ended up as a blueberry. 708 01:07:33,219 --> 01:07:35,210 It's just weird. 709 01:07:35,188 --> 01:07:37,190 But I can't have a blueberry as a daughter. 710 01:07:37,357 --> 01:07:38,925 How is she supposed to compete? 711 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:40,527 You could put her in a county fair. 712 01:07:44,898 --> 01:07:46,366 (ALARM BLARES NOTE) 713 01:07:46,566 --> 01:07:48,401 (TICKING IN RHYTHM) 714 01:07:54,808 --> 01:07:56,810 ALL: ♪ Yeah, yeah. ♪ 715 01:08:01,448 --> 01:08:02,916 ♪ Yeah. ♪ 716 01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:05,251 ♪ Listen close, and listen hard. ♪ 717 01:08:05,418 --> 01:08:07,287 ♪ To the tale of ♪ ♪ Violet Beauregarde. ♪ 718 01:08:07,454 --> 01:08:09,989 ♪ This gentle girl ♪ ♪ She sees no wrong. ♪ 719 01:08:10,156 --> 01:08:12,592 ♪ In chewing, chewing, ♪ ♪ chewing, chewing. ♪ 720 01:08:12,759 --> 01:08:20,767 ♪ Chewing, chewing all day long. ♪ 721 01:08:23,636 --> 01:08:24,971 ♪ Yeah. ♪ 722 01:08:34,247 --> 01:08:36,516 ♪ She goes on chewing ♪ ♪ till, at last. ♪ 723 01:08:36,683 --> 01:08:38,818 ♪ Her chewing muscles ♪ ♪ grow so vast. ♪ 724 01:08:38,985 --> 01:08:41,321 ♪ And from her face ♪ ♪ Her giant chin. ♪ 725 01:08:41,488 --> 01:08:43,823 OOMPA-LOOMPA 1: ♪ Sticks out just like a violin. ♪ 726 01:08:43,990 --> 01:08:46,159 ALL: ♪ Chewing, chewing all day long. ♪ 727 01:08:46,359 --> 01:08:50,997 ♪ Chewing, chewing all day long. ♪ 728 01:08:55,502 --> 01:08:57,837 ♪ For years and years she chews away. ♪ 729 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,340 ♪ Her jaws get stronger every day. ♪ 730 01:09:00,507 --> 01:09:02,676 ♪ And with one great, tremendous chew. ♪ 731 01:09:02,876 --> 01:09:05,780 OOMPA-LOOMPA 2: ♪ They bite the poor girl's tongue in two. ♪ 732 01:09:05,378 --> 01:09:07,380 OOMPA-LOOMPA 3: ♪ And that is why we try so hard. ♪ 733 01:09:07,881 --> 01:09:10,150 OOMPA-LOOMPA 4: ♪ To save Miss Violet Beauregarde. ♪ 734 01:09:10,316 --> 01:09:12,519 ALL: ♪ Chewing, chewing all day long. ♪ 735 01:09:12,686 --> 01:09:14,888 ♪ Chewing, chewing all day long. ♪ 736 01:09:15,550 --> 01:09:17,357 ♪ Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing. ♪ 737 01:09:17,524 --> 01:09:25,532 ♪ Chewing, chewing all day long. ♪ 738 01:09:26,399 --> 01:09:28,535 VIOLET: Mr. Wonka! 739 01:09:33,707 --> 01:09:36,676 I want you to roll Miss Beauregarde into the boat... 740 01:09:36,676 --> 01:09:40,313 ...and take her along to the Juicing Room at once, okay? 741 01:09:40,914 --> 01:09:43,416 Juicing Room? What are they gonna do to her there? 742 01:09:44,170 --> 01:09:45,719 They're gonna squeeze her. 743 01:09:45,919 --> 01:09:47,854 Like a little pimple. 744 01:09:48,722 --> 01:09:51,725 We gotta squeeze all that juice out of her immediately. 745 01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:56,563 VIOLET: Mother, help me. 746 01:09:56,730 --> 01:09:58,431 Please. 747 01:10:03,536 --> 01:10:05,205 Come on. 748 01:10:05,705 --> 01:10:06,773 Let's boogie. 749 01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:10,577 Without the boat, we'll have to move double-time to keep on schedule. 750 01:10:10,744 --> 01:10:12,450 There's too much to see. 751 01:10:12,212 --> 01:10:13,246 - Mr. Wonka? - Yeah? 752 01:10:13,546 --> 01:10:15,248 Why did you decide to let people in? 753 01:10:15,515 --> 01:10:17,450 So they could see the factory, of course. 754 01:10:17,684 --> 01:10:20,530 But why now? And why only five? 755 01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:22,522 What's the special prize, and who gets it? 756 01:10:22,689 --> 01:10:24,557 The best kind of prize is a surprise. 757 01:10:24,724 --> 01:10:25,759 (LAUGHS) 758 01:10:26,126 --> 01:10:28,610 Will Violet always be a blueberry? 759 01:10:28,228 --> 01:10:30,296 No. Maybe. I don't know. 760 01:10:30,630 --> 01:10:33,600 That's what you get from chewing gum all day. It's disgusting. 761 01:10:33,867 --> 01:10:36,136 If you hate gum so much, why do you make it? 762 01:10:36,302 --> 01:10:39,272 Once again, you shouldn't mumble. It's starting to bum me out. 763 01:10:39,472 --> 01:10:42,375 Can you remember the first candy you ever ate? 764 01:10:45,979 --> 01:10:47,213 No. 765 01:10:47,380 --> 01:10:49,382 NARRATOR: In fact, Willy Wonka did remember... 766 01:10:49,549 --> 01:10:53,553 ...the first candy he ever ate. 767 01:11:53,546 --> 01:11:56,816 I'm sorry, I was having a flashback. 768 01:11:57,450 --> 01:11:59,185 I see. 769 01:11:59,552 --> 01:12:01,488 These flashbacks happen often? 770 01:12:01,654 --> 01:12:03,623 Increasingly... 771 01:12:03,890 --> 01:12:05,225 ...today. 772 01:12:05,392 --> 01:12:07,560 (TITTERS) 773 01:12:12,565 --> 01:12:14,801 Ah, this is a room I know all about. 774 01:12:14,968 --> 01:12:18,710 For you see, Mr. Wonka, I, myself, am in the nut business. 775 01:12:18,238 --> 01:12:21,675 Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting? 776 01:12:21,841 --> 01:12:23,476 No. 777 01:12:23,643 --> 01:12:25,780 You're really weird. 778 01:12:30,383 --> 01:12:33,219 (CHITTERING) 779 01:12:46,399 --> 01:12:49,102 - Squirrels. - Yeah. Squirrels. 780 01:12:49,269 --> 01:12:52,539 These squirrels are specially trained to get the nuts out of shells. 781 01:13:08,922 --> 01:13:11,424 Why use squirrels? Why not use Oompa-Loompas? 782 01:13:11,624 --> 01:13:16,129 Because only squirrels can get the whole walnut out almost every single time. 783 01:13:16,730 --> 01:13:19,933 See how they tap them with their knuckles to make sure it's not bad? 784 01:13:20,367 --> 01:13:21,634 Oh, look. Look. 785 01:13:23,403 --> 01:13:24,971 I think that one's got a bad nut. 786 01:13:27,374 --> 01:13:29,750 Daddy, I want a squirrel. 787 01:13:29,242 --> 01:13:31,444 Get me one of those squirrels. I want one. 788 01:13:31,911 --> 01:13:34,447 Veruca, dear, you have many marvelous pets. 789 01:13:34,647 --> 01:13:38,618 All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six rabbits... 790 01:13:38,785 --> 01:13:42,322 ...and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle... 791 01:13:42,489 --> 01:13:45,658 ...and a silly old hamster. I want a squirrel! 792 01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:47,327 All right, pet. 793 01:13:47,494 --> 01:13:50,230 Daddy will get you a squirrel as soon as he possibly can. 794 01:13:50,397 --> 01:13:53,933 But I don't want any old squirrel, I want a trained squirrel. 795 01:13:55,268 --> 01:13:56,836 Very well. 796 01:13:57,170 --> 01:14:00,340 Mr. Wonka, how much do you want for one of these squirrels? 797 01:14:00,507 --> 01:14:02,475 Name your price. 798 01:14:03,343 --> 01:14:05,979 Oh, they're not for sale. She can't have one. 799 01:14:10,984 --> 01:14:12,585 Daddy. 800 01:14:14,254 --> 01:14:15,855 (IN MR. SALT'S VOICE) I'm sorry, darling. 801 01:14:15,955 --> 01:14:18,124 Mr. Wonka's being unreasonable. 802 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:24,297 If you won't get me a squirrel, I'll get one myself. 803 01:14:33,206 --> 01:14:34,607 Veruca. 804 01:14:36,209 --> 01:14:37,610 Little girl? 805 01:14:41,381 --> 01:14:43,216 Veruca, come back here at once. 806 01:14:45,852 --> 01:14:47,487 Veruca. 807 01:14:59,366 --> 01:15:00,800 Little girl? 808 01:15:01,301 --> 01:15:03,360 Don't touch that squirrel's nuts. 809 01:15:03,236 --> 01:15:05,338 It'll make him crazy. 810 01:15:21,654 --> 01:15:23,890 I'll have you. 811 01:15:28,361 --> 01:15:29,763 MR. SALT: Veruca. 812 01:15:36,690 --> 01:15:37,404 Veruca. 813 01:15:39,606 --> 01:15:41,174 No! 814 01:15:45,545 --> 01:15:46,913 Veruca! 815 01:15:47,547 --> 01:15:48,581 (GRUNTING) 816 01:15:49,820 --> 01:15:51,418 Let's find the key. 817 01:15:52,886 --> 01:15:54,220 Nope. Not that one. 818 01:15:55,288 --> 01:15:57,557 - Daddy! - Veruca! 819 01:15:58,558 --> 01:16:00,794 No. It's not that one. 820 01:16:12,372 --> 01:16:14,107 There it is. 821 01:16:14,307 --> 01:16:15,475 There it isn't. 822 01:16:15,642 --> 01:16:17,410 Daddy, I want them to stop. 823 01:16:28,121 --> 01:16:29,589 What are they doing? 824 01:16:29,756 --> 01:16:31,758 They're testing to see if she's a bad nut. 825 01:16:32,158 --> 01:16:33,493 (CHITTERS) 826 01:16:33,827 --> 01:16:36,629 Oh, my goodness. She is a bad nut after all. 827 01:16:43,837 --> 01:16:45,138 MR. SALT: Veruca! 828 01:16:45,739 --> 01:16:47,107 Daddy! 829 01:16:47,273 --> 01:16:48,808 Where are they taking her? 830 01:16:48,975 --> 01:16:51,778 Where all the other bad nuts go. To the garbage chute. 831 01:16:53,279 --> 01:16:55,515 - Where does the chute go? - To the incinerator. 832 01:16:56,349 --> 01:16:58,685 But don't worry. We only light it on Tuesdays. 833 01:16:58,852 --> 01:17:00,487 Today is Tuesday. 834 01:17:02,655 --> 01:17:05,692 There's always the chance they decided not to light it today. 835 01:17:06,259 --> 01:17:08,628 (VERUCA WAILS) 836 01:17:15,535 --> 01:17:17,300 - Ah! - Ah! 837 01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:27,130 Now, she may be stuck in the chute just below the top. 838 01:17:27,180 --> 01:17:30,817 If that's the case, all you have to do is just reach in and pull her out. 839 01:17:31,685 --> 01:17:32,886 Okay? 840 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:54,407 (OOMPA-LOOMPAS SINGING) 841 01:18:10,924 --> 01:18:14,600 ALL: ♪ Veruca Salt, the little brute. ♪ 842 01:18:14,227 --> 01:18:17,364 ♪ Has just gone down the garbage chute. ♪ 843 01:18:17,530 --> 01:18:21,601 ♪ And she will meet, as she descends. ♪ 844 01:18:21,768 --> 01:18:31,277 ♪ A rather different set of friends. ♪ 845 01:18:32,112 --> 01:18:35,248 OOMPA-LOOMPA: ♪ A fish head, for example, cut. ♪ 846 01:18:35,448 --> 01:18:38,518 ALL: ♪ This morning from a halibut. ♪ 847 01:18:38,685 --> 01:18:41,921 ♪ An oyster from an oyster stew. ♪ 848 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:45,859 ♪ A steak that no one else would chew. ♪ 849 01:18:46,260 --> 01:18:49,362 ♪ And lots of other things as well. ♪ 850 01:18:49,529 --> 01:18:55,635 ♪ Each with its rather horrid smell. ♪ 851 01:18:55,802 --> 01:18:59,572 ♪ Horrid smell. ♪ 852 01:18:59,906 --> 01:19:03,109 ♪ These are Veruca's newfound friends. ♪ 853 01:19:03,276 --> 01:19:06,813 ♪ That she will meet as she descends. ♪ 854 01:19:06,980 --> 01:19:12,252 ♪ These are Veruca's newfound friends. ♪ 855 01:19:31,337 --> 01:19:34,908 ♪ Who went and spoiled her, who indeed? ♪ 856 01:19:35,750 --> 01:19:38,478 ♪ Who pandered to her every need? ♪ 857 01:19:38,645 --> 01:19:41,848 OOMPA-LOOMPA 2: ♪ Who turned her into such a brat? ♪ 858 01:19:42,150 --> 01:19:43,817 OOMPA-LOOMPA 3: ♪ Who are the culprits? ♪ 859 01:19:44,170 --> 01:19:45,485 OOMPA-LOOMPA 4: ♪ Who did that? ♪ 860 01:19:45,652 --> 01:19:48,955 ALL: ♪ The guilty ones, now this is sad. ♪ 861 01:19:49,255 --> 01:19:52,826 ♪ Are dear old Mum and loving Dad. ♪ 862 01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:54,828 Ah! 863 01:20:03,370 --> 01:20:05,672 Oh, really? Oh, good. 864 01:20:05,872 --> 01:20:08,441 I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken. 865 01:20:08,608 --> 01:20:12,178 So there should be about three weeks of rotten garbage to break their fall. 866 01:20:12,345 --> 01:20:13,847 Well, that's good news. 867 01:20:14,147 --> 01:20:15,648 Yeah. 868 01:20:16,149 --> 01:20:18,885 Well, let's keep on trucking. 869 01:20:19,886 --> 01:20:21,388 (DINGS) 870 01:20:21,554 --> 01:20:23,790 WONKA: I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier. 871 01:20:23,957 --> 01:20:27,160 The elevator's by far the most efficient way to get around the factory. 872 01:20:27,327 --> 01:20:29,162 There can't be this many floors. 873 01:20:30,630 --> 01:20:32,165 How do you know, Mr. Smarty-Pants? 874 01:20:32,332 --> 01:20:35,680 This isn't an ordinary up-and-down elevator, by the way. 875 01:20:35,235 --> 01:20:37,737 This elevator can go sideways, longways, slantways... 876 01:20:37,904 --> 01:20:39,539 ...and any other ways you can think of. 877 01:20:39,706 --> 01:20:42,575 You just press any button and, whoosh, you're off. 878 01:20:52,752 --> 01:20:54,870 Oh, look. Look. 879 01:20:55,355 --> 01:20:58,425 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Fudge Mountain. 880 01:21:21,470 --> 01:21:22,382 Oh. 881 01:21:27,454 --> 01:21:29,255 I'd rather not talk about this one. 882 01:21:40,633 --> 01:21:42,769 This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center. 883 01:21:47,307 --> 01:21:50,143 It's relatively new. 884 01:21:56,783 --> 01:21:58,284 Ah, the administration offices. 885 01:22:00,453 --> 01:22:01,888 Hello, Doris. 886 01:22:37,190 --> 01:22:39,993 Why is everything here completely pointless? 887 01:22:40,193 --> 01:22:42,162 Candy doesn't have to have a point. 888 01:22:42,328 --> 01:22:43,663 That's why it's candy. 889 01:22:43,830 --> 01:22:45,331 MIKE: It's stupid. 890 01:22:45,865 --> 01:22:49,102 (IN MR. WONKA'S VOICE) Candy is a waste of time. 891 01:22:49,703 --> 01:22:52,972 No son of mine is going to be a chocolatier. 892 01:22:53,506 --> 01:22:55,410 Then I'll run away. 893 01:22:55,208 --> 01:22:57,344 To Switzerland. Bavaria. 894 01:22:57,610 --> 01:22:59,512 The candy capitals of the world. 895 01:23:00,213 --> 01:23:01,548 Go ahead. 896 01:23:01,715 --> 01:23:03,550 But I won't be here when you come back. 897 01:23:32,145 --> 01:23:33,413 Sorry, son. 898 01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:36,820 We're closing for the night. 899 01:24:01,541 --> 01:24:03,209 I wanna pick a room. 900 01:24:06,279 --> 01:24:07,714 Go ahead. 901 01:24:26,566 --> 01:24:27,867 Here. 902 01:24:28,301 --> 01:24:31,237 Put these on quick, and don't take them off whatever you do. 903 01:24:31,905 --> 01:24:34,808 This light could burn your eyeballs right out of your skulls. 904 01:24:35,141 --> 01:24:38,111 And we certainly don't want that, now, do we? 905 01:24:40,947 --> 01:24:44,651 This is the testing room for my very latest and greatest invention: 906 01:24:45,850 --> 01:24:47,554 Television Chocolate. 907 01:24:47,721 --> 01:24:48,955 One day it occurred to me: 908 01:24:49,122 --> 01:24:51,725 "Hey, if television can break up a photograph... 909 01:24:51,891 --> 01:24:55,929 ...into millions and millions of tiny pieces and send it whizzing through the air... 910 01:24:56,960 --> 01:24:57,997 ...then reassemble it on the other end... 911 01:24:58,164 --> 01:25:00,166 ...why can't I do the same with chocolate? 912 01:25:00,633 --> 01:25:03,470 Why can't I send a real bar of chocolate... 913 01:25:03,636 --> 01:25:06,600 ...through the television, all ready to be eaten? 914 01:25:06,172 --> 01:25:09,943 I'm not gonna touch it. I'm not going in that direction. 915 01:25:11,344 --> 01:25:12,612 MR. TEAVEE: Sounds impossible. 916 01:25:13,790 --> 01:25:14,414 MIKE: It is impossible. 917 01:25:15,348 --> 01:25:18,180 You don't understand anything about science. 918 01:25:18,184 --> 01:25:23,289 First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. Duh. 919 01:25:23,456 --> 01:25:27,270 Second, the amount of power it would take to convert energy in matter... 920 01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:28,995 ...would be like nine atomic bombs. 921 01:25:29,195 --> 01:25:30,663 Mumbler! 922 01:25:31,498 --> 01:25:35,502 Seriously, I cannot understand a single word you're saying. 923 01:25:39,105 --> 01:25:40,540 Okey-dokey. 924 01:25:40,707 --> 01:25:44,440 I shall now send a bar of chocolate from one end of the room... 925 01:25:44,210 --> 01:25:47,313 ...to the other by television. 926 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:48,882 Bring in the chocolate. 927 01:26:09,669 --> 01:26:12,339 It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV... 928 01:26:12,505 --> 01:26:15,875 ...you can film a regular-size man, and he comes out looking this tall? 929 01:26:16,420 --> 01:26:17,477 Same basic principle. 930 01:26:49,442 --> 01:26:51,440 It's gone. 931 01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:56,116 Told you. That chocolate is now rushing through the air above our heads... 932 01:26:56,282 --> 01:26:58,752 ...in a million tiny little pieces. 933 01:26:58,952 --> 01:27:01,788 Come over here. Come on. Come on. Come on! 934 01:27:07,394 --> 01:27:09,129 Watch the screen. 935 01:27:12,532 --> 01:27:14,134 Here it comes. 936 01:27:15,235 --> 01:27:16,803 Oh, look. 937 01:27:20,907 --> 01:27:23,610 - Take it. - It's just a picture on a screen. 938 01:27:24,577 --> 01:27:25,812 Scaredy-cat. 939 01:27:25,979 --> 01:27:27,480 You take it. 940 01:27:28,314 --> 01:27:30,617 Go on. Just reach out and grab it. 941 01:27:38,792 --> 01:27:40,293 Go on. 942 01:27:48,301 --> 01:27:50,136 Holy buckets. 943 01:27:53,139 --> 01:27:55,275 Eat it. Go on. 944 01:27:55,442 --> 01:27:57,610 It'll be delicious. It's the same bar. 945 01:27:57,777 --> 01:28:01,810 It's just gotten a little smaller on the journey, that's all. 946 01:28:09,422 --> 01:28:10,924 It's great. 947 01:28:11,910 --> 01:28:12,459 It's a miracle. 948 01:28:14,260 --> 01:28:17,970 So imagine, you're sitting at home watching television... 949 01:28:17,263 --> 01:28:21,000 ...and suddenly a commercial will flash onto the screen, and a voice will say: 950 01:28:21,167 --> 01:28:25,271 "Wonka's chocolates are the best in the world." 951 01:28:25,438 --> 01:28:28,341 "If you don't believe us, try one for yourself." 952 01:28:29,342 --> 01:28:32,946 And you simply reach out and take it. 953 01:28:33,847 --> 01:28:35,148 How about that? 954 01:28:35,315 --> 01:28:37,217 So can you send other things? 955 01:28:37,384 --> 01:28:39,185 Say, like, breakfast cereal? 956 01:28:39,552 --> 01:28:42,155 Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal's made of? 957 01:28:42,322 --> 01:28:45,658 It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners. 958 01:28:45,825 --> 01:28:47,961 But could you send it by TV if you wanted to? 959 01:28:48,228 --> 01:28:50,230 - Of course I could. - What about people? 960 01:28:50,630 --> 01:28:54,134 Well, why would I wanna send a person? They don't taste very good at all. 961 01:28:54,300 --> 01:28:57,504 Don't you realize what you've invented? It's a teleporter. 962 01:28:57,704 --> 01:29:00,674 It's the most important invention in the history of the world. 963 01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:03,900 And all you think about is chocolate. 964 01:29:03,176 --> 01:29:04,377 Calm down, Mike. 965 01:29:04,577 --> 01:29:07,347 I think Mr. Wonka knows what he's talking about. 966 01:29:07,514 --> 01:29:09,916 No, he doesn't. He has no idea. 967 01:29:10,830 --> 01:29:12,218 You think he's a genius, but he's an idiot. 968 01:29:13,153 --> 01:29:14,888 But I'm not. 969 01:29:19,592 --> 01:29:21,940 Hey, little boy. 970 01:29:22,395 --> 01:29:24,970 Don't push my button. 971 01:30:05,538 --> 01:30:06,940 He's gone. 972 01:30:07,374 --> 01:30:09,909 Let's go check the television, see what we get. 973 01:30:11,770 --> 01:30:13,446 I sure hope no part of him gets left behind. 974 01:30:13,646 --> 01:30:14,881 What do you mean? 975 01:30:15,315 --> 01:30:19,753 Well, sometimes only half of the little pieces find their way through. 976 01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:24,391 If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be? 977 01:30:24,657 --> 01:30:26,593 What kind of a question is that? 978 01:30:27,394 --> 01:30:30,463 No need to snap. Just a question. 979 01:30:31,297 --> 01:30:34,267 Try every channel. I'm starting to feel a little anxious. 980 01:30:39,906 --> 01:30:41,675 - There he is. - Mike. 981 01:30:42,342 --> 01:30:44,770 OOMPA-LOOMPAS (SINGING): ♪ The most important thing. ♪ 982 01:30:44,244 --> 01:30:45,478 ♪ That we've ever learned. ♪ 983 01:30:45,679 --> 01:30:49,150 ♪ The most important thing we've learned ♪ ♪ As far as children are concerned ♪ 984 01:30:49,182 --> 01:30:52,180 ♪ ls never, never let them near ♪ ♪ The television set. ♪ 985 01:30:52,185 --> 01:30:55,689 ♪ Or better still just don't install ♪ ♪ The idiotic thing at all. ♪ 986 01:30:56,690 --> 01:30:59,359 ♪ Never, never let them ♪ ♪ Never, never let them. ♪ 987 01:31:12,472 --> 01:31:15,508 ♪ Never, never let them. ♪ 988 01:31:15,675 --> 01:31:17,510 OOMPA-LOOMPA 1: ♪ It rots the senses in the head. ♪ 989 01:31:17,644 --> 01:31:18,845 OOMPA-LOOMPA 2: ♪ It keeps imagination dead. ♪ 990 01:31:19,120 --> 01:31:20,513 OOMPA-LOOMPA 3: ♪ It clogs and clutters up the mind. ♪ 991 01:31:20,714 --> 01:31:22,315 OOMPA-LOOMPA 4: ♪ It makes a child so dull and blind. ♪ 992 01:31:22,482 --> 01:31:23,850 ALL: ♪ So dull, so dull. ♪ 993 01:31:24,170 --> 01:31:27,200 ♪ He can no longer understand ♪ ♪ A fairy tale, a fairyland. ♪ 994 01:31:27,220 --> 01:31:28,788 ♪ A fairyland, a fairyland. ♪ 995 01:31:28,988 --> 01:31:30,357 OOMPA-LOOMPA 5: ♪ His brain becomes as soft as cheese. ♪ 996 01:31:30,523 --> 01:31:32,125 ALL: ♪ His thinking powers rust and freeze. ♪ 997 01:31:32,225 --> 01:31:35,462 ♪ He cannot think, he only sees. ♪ 998 01:31:40,233 --> 01:31:43,203 ♪ Regarding little Mike Teavee. ♪ 999 01:31:43,370 --> 01:31:46,600 ♪ We very much regret that we. ♪ 1000 01:31:46,539 --> 01:31:48,174 ♪ Regret that we. ♪ 1001 01:31:49,843 --> 01:31:51,411 ♪ Shall simply have to wait and see. ♪ 1002 01:31:51,578 --> 01:31:52,879 ♪ Wait and see, wait and see. ♪ 1003 01:31:53,460 --> 01:31:55,382 ♪ Wait and see, wait and see, wait and see. ♪ 1004 01:31:55,548 --> 01:31:56,883 ♪ We very much regret that we. ♪ 1005 01:31:57,500 --> 01:31:58,718 ♪ Shall simply have to wait and see. ♪ 1006 01:31:58,885 --> 01:32:00,720 ♪ If we can get him back his height. ♪ 1007 01:32:00,887 --> 01:32:03,490 ♪ But if we can't. ♪ 1008 01:32:03,656 --> 01:32:04,691 ♪ It serves him right. ♪ 1009 01:32:04,858 --> 01:32:06,393 Ew, somebody grab him. 1010 01:32:06,559 --> 01:32:08,395 MIKE (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE): Help me. 1011 01:32:09,950 --> 01:32:10,697 Help me. 1012 01:32:11,598 --> 01:32:14,734 Oh, thank heavens. He's completely unharmed. 1013 01:32:14,901 --> 01:32:18,438 Unharmed? What are you talking about? 1014 01:32:21,274 --> 01:32:23,710 Just put me back in the other way. 1015 01:32:23,877 --> 01:32:25,412 There is no other way. 1016 01:32:25,578 --> 01:32:28,615 It's television, not telephone. There's quite a difference. 1017 01:32:28,848 --> 01:32:31,851 And what exactly do you propose to do about it? 1018 01:32:32,180 --> 01:32:33,860 I don't know. 1019 01:32:34,540 --> 01:32:37,724 But young men are extremely springy. They stretch like mad. 1020 01:32:38,358 --> 01:32:41,428 - Let's go put him in the taffy puller. - Taffy puller? 1021 01:32:42,950 --> 01:32:43,430 Hey, that was my idea. 1022 01:32:45,565 --> 01:32:46,933 Boy, is he gonna be skinny. 1023 01:32:47,967 --> 01:32:49,569 Yeah. 1024 01:32:49,736 --> 01:32:51,971 Taffy puller. 1025 01:32:52,972 --> 01:32:55,442 I want you to take Mr. Teavee and his... 1026 01:32:56,810 --> 01:32:59,446 ...little boy up to the taffy puller, okay? 1027 01:32:59,612 --> 01:33:01,414 Stretch him out. 1028 01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:08,321 (GASPS) 1029 01:33:12,225 --> 01:33:14,127 On with the tour. 1030 01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:25,305 There's still so much left to see. 1031 01:33:25,472 --> 01:33:28,800 Now, how many children are left? 1032 01:33:30,744 --> 01:33:35,148 Mr. Wonka, Charlie's the only one left now. 1033 01:33:37,417 --> 01:33:38,852 You mean, you're the only one? 1034 01:33:39,786 --> 01:33:41,454 Yes. 1035 01:33:41,654 --> 01:33:42,989 What happened to the others? 1036 01:33:47,527 --> 01:33:50,163 Oh, my dear boy, but that means you've won. 1037 01:33:50,363 --> 01:33:52,499 Oh, I do congratulate you. I really do. 1038 01:33:52,665 --> 01:33:54,000 I'm absolutely delighted. 1039 01:33:54,167 --> 01:33:56,703 I had a hunch right from the beginning. Well done. 1040 01:33:56,870 --> 01:33:58,872 Now, we mustn't dilly or dally. 1041 01:33:59,390 --> 01:34:02,108 We have an enormous number of things to do before the day's out. 1042 01:34:02,275 --> 01:34:06,212 But luckily for us, we have the great glass elevator to speed things along... 1043 01:34:12,686 --> 01:34:13,987 Speed things along. 1044 01:34:16,823 --> 01:34:18,391 Come on. 1045 01:34:24,631 --> 01:34:26,900 "Up and Out"? What kind of room is that? 1046 01:34:27,467 --> 01:34:29,135 Hold on. 1047 01:34:37,911 --> 01:34:39,546 Oh, my goodness. 1048 01:34:39,713 --> 01:34:43,383 We're gonna need to go much faster, otherwise we'll just never break through. 1049 01:34:43,550 --> 01:34:45,850 Break through what? 1050 01:34:45,352 --> 01:34:47,754 I've been longing to press that button for years. 1051 01:34:48,521 --> 01:34:51,257 Well, here we go. Up and out. 1052 01:34:51,591 --> 01:34:54,270 - But do you really mean...? - Yeah. I do. 1053 01:34:54,194 --> 01:34:55,695 But it's made of glass. 1054 01:34:55,862 --> 01:34:57,864 It'll smash into a million pieces. 1055 01:34:58,310 --> 01:35:00,660 (TITTERS) 1056 01:35:33,466 --> 01:35:36,403 Augustus, please don't eat your fingers. 1057 01:35:36,569 --> 01:35:38,471 But I taste so good. 1058 01:35:51,618 --> 01:35:54,870 Look, Mother. I'm much more flexible now. 1059 01:35:54,621 --> 01:35:57,123 Yes, but you're blue. 1060 01:36:19,612 --> 01:36:22,315 Daddy, I want a flying glass elevator. 1061 01:36:22,949 --> 01:36:26,419 Veruca, the only thing you're getting today is a bath, and that's final. 1062 01:36:26,586 --> 01:36:28,188 But I want it. 1063 01:36:45,171 --> 01:36:47,400 Where do you live? 1064 01:36:47,874 --> 01:36:50,430 Right over there. That little house. 1065 01:36:55,348 --> 01:36:57,183 What time do you think they'll be back? 1066 01:36:57,350 --> 01:36:59,520 Hard to know, dear. 1067 01:37:01,287 --> 01:37:02,789 (SCREAMS) 1068 01:37:10,697 --> 01:37:13,333 I think there's someone at the door. 1069 01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:15,301 Hi, Mom. 1070 01:37:17,837 --> 01:37:20,730 Mom. Dad. We're back. 1071 01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:21,908 MR. BUCKET: Charlie. MRS. BUCKET: Charlie. 1072 01:37:23,309 --> 01:37:24,878 Goodness. 1073 01:37:26,713 --> 01:37:29,416 This is Willy Wonka. He gave us a ride home. 1074 01:37:29,883 --> 01:37:31,317 I see that. 1075 01:37:31,484 --> 01:37:33,486 You must be the boy's... 1076 01:37:34,754 --> 01:37:37,323 - Parents? - Yeah. That. 1077 01:37:37,490 --> 01:37:40,393 He says Charlie's won something. 1078 01:37:41,861 --> 01:37:43,229 Not just some something. 1079 01:37:43,596 --> 01:37:47,534 The most "something" something of any something that's ever been. 1080 01:37:48,340 --> 01:37:50,870 I'm gonna give this little boy my entire factory. 1081 01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:55,750 You must be joking. 1082 01:37:55,241 --> 01:37:56,543 No, really. It's true. 1083 01:37:56,710 --> 01:38:00,180 Because you see, a few months ago, I was having my semiannual haircut... 1084 01:38:00,347 --> 01:38:03,616 ...and I had the strangest revelation. 1085 01:38:17,430 --> 01:38:19,265 WONKA: In that one silver hair... 1086 01:38:19,432 --> 01:38:21,968 ...I saw reflected my life's work... 1087 01:38:22,135 --> 01:38:25,572 ...my factory, my beloved Oompa-Loompas. 1088 01:38:25,739 --> 01:38:28,641 Who would watch over them after I was gone? 1089 01:38:28,808 --> 01:38:30,610 I realized in that moment: 1090 01:38:30,777 --> 01:38:33,279 I must find a heir. 1091 01:38:34,814 --> 01:38:36,950 And I did, Charlie. 1092 01:38:37,150 --> 01:38:38,485 You. 1093 01:38:40,720 --> 01:38:42,789 That's why you sent out the golden tickets. 1094 01:38:43,423 --> 01:38:44,457 Uh-huh. 1095 01:38:44,657 --> 01:38:46,493 (WHISPERS) What are Oompa-Loompas? 1096 01:38:46,659 --> 01:38:48,661 I invited five children to the factory... 1097 01:38:48,828 --> 01:38:51,664 ...and the one who was the least rotten would be the winner. 1098 01:38:51,998 --> 01:38:53,466 That's you, Charlie. 1099 01:38:53,933 --> 01:38:55,402 So, what do you say? 1100 01:38:55,568 --> 01:38:59,239 Are you ready to leave all this behind and come live with me at the factory? 1101 01:38:59,406 --> 01:39:00,640 Sure. Of course. 1102 01:39:00,807 --> 01:39:03,476 I mean, it's all right if my family come too? 1103 01:39:03,677 --> 01:39:05,945 Oh, my dear boy, of course they can't. 1104 01:39:06,780 --> 01:39:08,481 You can't run a chocolate factory... 1105 01:39:08,682 --> 01:39:11,985 ...with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense. 1106 01:39:12,185 --> 01:39:13,987 None taken, jerk. 1107 01:39:16,890 --> 01:39:18,591 A chocolatier has to run free and solo. 1108 01:39:18,758 --> 01:39:21,695 He has to follow his dreams. Gosh darn the consequences. 1109 01:39:23,196 --> 01:39:24,464 Look at me. 1110 01:39:24,631 --> 01:39:27,200 I had no family, and I'm a giant success. 1111 01:39:28,501 --> 01:39:32,505 So if I go with you to the factory, I won't ever see my family again? 1112 01:39:32,706 --> 01:39:35,410 Yeah. Consider that a bonus. 1113 01:39:37,711 --> 01:39:38,878 Then I'm not going. 1114 01:39:40,130 --> 01:39:42,215 I wouldn't give up my family for anything. 1115 01:39:43,490 --> 01:39:44,984 Not for all the chocolate in the world. 1116 01:39:47,520 --> 01:39:49,656 Oh, I see. 1117 01:39:51,524 --> 01:39:53,460 That's weird. 1118 01:39:56,563 --> 01:39:59,232 There's other candy too besides chocolate. 1119 01:40:00,233 --> 01:40:03,690 I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka. I'm staying here. 1120 01:40:05,872 --> 01:40:07,574 Wow. 1121 01:40:09,909 --> 01:40:11,745 Well, that's just... 1122 01:40:12,512 --> 01:40:14,481 ...unexpected... 1123 01:40:16,490 --> 01:40:17,684 ...and weird. 1124 01:40:24,758 --> 01:40:27,427 But I suppose, in that case, I'll just... 1125 01:40:29,863 --> 01:40:31,164 Goodbye, then. 1126 01:40:34,267 --> 01:40:35,769 Sure you won't change your mind? 1127 01:40:38,405 --> 01:40:39,939 I'm sure. 1128 01:40:49,282 --> 01:40:51,284 Okay. Bye. 1129 01:41:12,939 --> 01:41:15,709 Things are going to get much better. 1130 01:41:16,609 --> 01:41:19,379 NARRATOR: And for once, Grandma Georgina... 1131 01:41:19,546 --> 01:41:22,315 ...knew exactly what she was talking about. 1132 01:41:23,830 --> 01:41:27,454 The next morning, Charlie helped his parents fix the hole in the roof. 1133 01:41:28,922 --> 01:41:31,958 Grandpa Joe spent the whole day out of bed. 1134 01:41:32,125 --> 01:41:33,960 He didn't feel tired at all. 1135 01:41:35,829 --> 01:41:39,332 Charlie's father got a better job at the toothpaste factory... 1136 01:41:39,499 --> 01:41:43,690 ...repairing the machine that had replaced him. 1137 01:41:44,838 --> 01:41:48,174 Things had never been better for the Bucket family. 1138 01:41:48,508 --> 01:41:52,112 The same could not be said for Willy Wonka. 1139 01:41:52,278 --> 01:41:54,481 I can't put my finger on it. 1140 01:41:54,948 --> 01:41:57,183 Candy's the only thing I was ever certain of... 1141 01:41:57,350 --> 01:41:59,819 ...and now I'm just not certain at all. 1142 01:41:59,986 --> 01:42:02,789 I don't know which flavors to make or which ideas to try. 1143 01:42:02,956 --> 01:42:05,625 I'm second-guessing myself, which is nuts. 1144 01:42:07,930 --> 01:42:10,163 I've always made whatever candy I felt like, and I... 1145 01:42:16,469 --> 01:42:18,438 That's just it, isn't it? 1146 01:42:18,605 --> 01:42:23,143 I make the candy I feel like, but now I feel terrible, so the candy's terrible. 1147 01:42:24,310 --> 01:42:26,880 You're very good. 1148 01:42:38,892 --> 01:42:41,127 MAN: Pity about that chocolate fellow, Wendell... Walter. 1149 01:42:42,529 --> 01:42:44,564 - Willy Wonka. - That's the one. 1150 01:42:45,298 --> 01:42:48,334 Says here in the paper his new candies aren't selling very well. 1151 01:42:48,902 --> 01:42:52,539 But I suppose maybe he's just a rotten egg who deserves it. 1152 01:42:52,706 --> 01:42:55,575 - Yep. - Oh, really? 1153 01:42:56,900 --> 01:42:58,440 You ever met him? 1154 01:42:58,211 --> 01:42:59,846 I did. 1155 01:43:00,130 --> 01:43:04,718 I thought he was great at first, but then he didn't turn out so nice. 1156 01:43:05,418 --> 01:43:07,354 He also has a funny haircut. 1157 01:43:07,520 --> 01:43:08,855 I do not! 1158 01:43:09,856 --> 01:43:12,726 - Why are you here? - I don't feel so hot. 1159 01:43:13,193 --> 01:43:15,562 What makes you feel better when you feel terrible? 1160 01:43:15,929 --> 01:43:17,364 My family. 1161 01:43:17,530 --> 01:43:18,865 Ew. 1162 01:43:21,101 --> 01:43:22,936 What do you have against my family? 1163 01:43:23,703 --> 01:43:27,730 It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... 1164 01:43:30,377 --> 01:43:32,412 They tell you what to do, what not to do... 1165 01:43:32,579 --> 01:43:35,480 ...and it's not conducive to a creative atmosphere. 1166 01:43:35,615 --> 01:43:39,452 Usually they're just trying to protect you because they love you. 1167 01:43:41,454 --> 01:43:44,240 If you don't believe me, you should ask. 1168 01:43:44,190 --> 01:43:47,127 Ask who? My father? 1169 01:43:47,560 --> 01:43:49,229 No way. 1170 01:43:50,397 --> 01:43:51,464 At least, not by myself. 1171 01:43:52,966 --> 01:43:54,267 You want me to go with you? 1172 01:43:56,469 --> 01:44:00,774 Hey. Hey, what a good idea. Yeah! 1173 01:44:03,476 --> 01:44:05,812 And you know what? I've got transport... 1174 01:44:09,716 --> 01:44:12,986 I have to be more careful where I park this thing. 1175 01:44:43,316 --> 01:44:45,852 I think we've got the wrong house. 1176 01:44:49,522 --> 01:44:50,924 (BUZZER RINGS) 1177 01:45:00,433 --> 01:45:01,868 Do you have an appointment? 1178 01:45:02,435 --> 01:45:04,537 No. But he's overdue. 1179 01:45:07,841 --> 01:45:09,843 Open. 1180 01:45:10,844 --> 01:45:15,782 Now, let's see what the damage is, shall we? 1181 01:45:56,356 --> 01:45:57,857 Heavens. 1182 01:45:58,240 --> 01:46:01,194 I haven't seen bicuspids like these since... 1183 01:46:05,231 --> 01:46:07,100 Since... 1184 01:46:16,343 --> 01:46:17,610 Willy? 1185 01:46:19,446 --> 01:46:20,914 Hi, Dad. 1186 01:46:31,925 --> 01:46:34,194 All these years... 1187 01:46:34,928 --> 01:46:37,630 ...and you haven't flossed. 1188 01:46:39,132 --> 01:46:40,967 Not once. 1189 01:47:06,159 --> 01:47:07,594 NARRATOR: It was on this day... 1190 01:47:07,794 --> 01:47:10,296 ...that Willy Wonka repeated his offer to Charlie... 1191 01:47:10,463 --> 01:47:13,233 ...who accepted on one condition. 1192 01:47:13,400 --> 01:47:15,668 Sorry we're late. We were brainstorming. 1193 01:47:15,835 --> 01:47:17,804 Thought I heard thunder. 1194 01:47:17,971 --> 01:47:21,608 - You staying for dinner, Willy? - Yes, please. 1195 01:47:22,750 --> 01:47:24,177 I'll shuffle the plates. 1196 01:47:32,752 --> 01:47:36,220 You smell like peanuts. 1197 01:47:36,423 --> 01:47:39,793 - I love peanuts. - Oh, thank you. 1198 01:47:39,959 --> 01:47:41,628 You smell like... 1199 01:47:41,795 --> 01:47:43,630 ...old people and soap. 1200 01:47:46,499 --> 01:47:48,201 I like it. 1201 01:47:52,806 --> 01:47:55,308 Elbows off the table, Charlie. 1202 01:47:55,475 --> 01:47:57,844 How do you feel about little raspberry kites? 1203 01:47:58,110 --> 01:47:59,546 With licorice instead of string. 1204 01:48:00,647 --> 01:48:04,150 - Boys, no business at the dinner table. - Sorry, Mom. 1205 01:48:04,718 --> 01:48:07,721 I think you're on to something, though, Charlie. 1206 01:48:19,499 --> 01:48:23,870 NARRATOR: In the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory. 1207 01:48:25,238 --> 01:48:29,909 But Willy Wonka got something even better: 1208 01:48:30,543 --> 01:48:33,460 A family. 1209 01:48:34,381 --> 01:48:38,551 And one thing was absolutely certain 1210 01:48:38,985 --> 01:48:42,989 Life had never been sweeter. 1211 01:55:20,286 --> 01:55:22,288 (English - US - SDH)