1 00:00:01,868 --> 00:00:04,971 [soft music] 2 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:10,176 [jungle animal cries] 3 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,451 Told you I'd find it. 4 00:00:18,885 --> 00:00:21,521 But not if they found it first. 5 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:23,957 I doubt it. 6 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:28,128 It looks to me like that crocodile won't have to feed for a while. 7 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:29,763 [laughs] 8 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:43,476 [mysterious music] 9 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,521 And to think you, 10 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:57,570 and everyone, doubted me. 11 00:00:57,524 --> 00:01:00,293 I don't even know why I let you come, Brother… 12 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:02,929 [grunts] 13 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:08,100 I'm sure you'll think of a reason. 14 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,804 [intriguing music] 15 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:12,639 [grunts] 16 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:28,588 The Hamster of Darkness. 17 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,291 Finally. 18 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,593 When I bring this back to the kingdom, 19 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,629 nobody's going to be laughing at my ear anymore. 20 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:37,831 No, 21 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:40,500 I'm going to be the one who's laughing… 22 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,168 not at my ear of course. 23 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:44,104 But because I was right, 24 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,639 that the hamster is real. 25 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,308 [grunting] 26 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,181 Something does not feel right. 27 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:56,549 Oh hush, 28 00:01:56,716 --> 00:02:00,186 let me enjoy this glorious moment. 29 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:02,922 [triumphant laughter] 30 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:07,560 -[sinister laughter] -Huh? 31 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,931 [grunting] 32 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:20,640 Twenty years ago my father and his brother Lapin 33 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,877 almost found the greatest artifact in the world. 34 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:26,813 I'm sorry, Lapin. 35 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,349 -This isn't happening. -[baby crying] 36 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:31,918 -What the…? -Over there. 37 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:34,587 But they found something else… 38 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,191 [cooing] 39 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:39,325 Me. 40 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:45,799 What is it? 41 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:49,936 The freak's pointing at my ear! 42 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:51,805 No, he's not. 43 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:53,807 He did it again! 44 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,409 Nonsense. He's adorable. 45 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:58,378 Hi there, little guy. 46 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:00,313 You're not taking him back with us? 47 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,514 I'm not leaving him. 48 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:04,918 Good thing I'm the older brother and will be king someday, 49 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:06,553 because you're too soft! 50 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,588 Way too soft! 51 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,624 My uncle never found the Hamster of Darkness. 52 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:13,560 And he was never named king. 53 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:16,129 But we'll get to that soon enough… 54 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:19,632 [adventurous music] 55 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,997 From the moment my dad brought me home, 56 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:52,932 I was preparing for the day 57 00:03:53,990 --> 00:03:55,869 when I would become a great adventurer like him. 58 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,138 [cooing] 59 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,642 -[laughing] -There you go. 60 00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:07,130 Ow, ow! 61 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,917 Nice slap of the wrist. 62 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,854 -[crying] -No, no! 63 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:17,590 Hm? Ah? 64 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,492 What do you think? 65 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:22,228 [joyful music] 66 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:26,733 My favorite days were the days 67 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,436 when my dad returned from an adventure… 68 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:32,939 I don't see what the big deal is… 69 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,841 I mean, they just found old junk. 70 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,712 I find old junk in alleys and nobody's throwing me a parade. 71 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:41,470 That's my turtle servant Abe. 72 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,917 He's a "glass-is-all-empty" kind of guy. 73 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:47,721 -Dad! -Hi there, little guy. 74 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:50,223 Did you find the fork from the last brunch? 75 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,392 And the knife! 76 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:56,262 But I couldn't find the spoon! 77 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:59,232 Of course, I found the spoon! [laughs] 78 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:08,308 When I saw how everyone looked up to adventurers like my dad, 79 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:13,713 there and then I decided that's how I wanted them to see me. 80 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:22,255 And so there I was, 200 feet above hare-eating crocodiles, 81 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:24,724 hanging from a cliff. 82 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:27,260 -And then what happened? -And then… 83 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,499 you went to bed. 84 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,000 -[sighs] -[chuckles] 85 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,270 Hey, that's why they call it a cliffhanger, pal. 86 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:41,410 Good night, my future royal adventurer. 87 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:47,800 [soft music] 88 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,627 I was obsessed with adventuring. 89 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:03,229 I stayed up every night reading. 90 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,770 [grunting] 91 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,706 Stupid feathers… 92 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:17,477 [cheerful music] 93 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:22,649 I devoured every book about adventuring and spent hours in the royal library… 94 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:26,419 I could not get enough of it. I knew the day would come. 95 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:42,802 Ah! I don't think heavy lifting is in my job description. 96 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,390 The tryouts, let's go, Abe. 97 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:07,293 [soft panting] 98 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,677 [crowd cheering] 99 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:30,517 Every year I watched the Royal Adventure Society tryouts, 100 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,720 determined to pick up tips for when it was my turn. 101 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:36,623 [giggles] 102 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,925 Why'd you invite him to sit with us? 103 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,462 My dad made me 'cause his dad's the new king. 104 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,331 Why we gotta be seen with that freak Chickenhare? 105 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:48,201 It could be worse. We could be Chickenhare. 106 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:49,502 [laugh] 107 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,705 -Right? -Oh man. 108 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:54,174 [crowd continues cheering] 109 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,922 [breathing heavily] 110 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:12,125 [crying] 111 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:17,897 [somber music] 112 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,450 [intriguing music] 113 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,847 [distant laughter] 114 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:36,750 That was a lot of fun. 115 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:38,351 What a crock, 116 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,788 the competitors are getting better and better every year. 117 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,900 -Some world classic… -Chickenhare? 118 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:47,260 What are you wearing? 119 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:50,497 [nervous laughter] Like it? It's very in. 120 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:53,660 It's very now… now. 121 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:57,704 Boots that make you look like you have hare feet are very now… now? 122 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,774 Style's changed a lot since you were a kid, Dad. 123 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,510 Come on, let's take that hat off so I can… 124 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:04,711 No! 125 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,213 Everybody laughs at me, Dad. 126 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,517 I know it's hard being different. 127 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,554 No, you don't know. Nobody knows what it's like to be me. 128 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:18,458 Chickenhare, now what have I always told you? 129 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,127 The things that make us different… 130 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,896 Are what make us special. 131 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:26,733 Yeah, I know, Dad. But I don't wanna be special. 132 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,668 I just wanna be normal. 133 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:30,870 And wearing this, 134 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,640 I feel normal. 135 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:39,245 Maybe I'm not as up on the fashion trends as I used to be. 136 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,681 [chuckles] It's not just you, Dad! 137 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,249 It's all old people. 138 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,419 Oh! And check out what I can do in my new boots. 139 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,357 [groaning] 140 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,992 Ow! I'm okay. 141 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,160 All good… 142 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:55,762 Little sore, but good. 143 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,331 It's just a phase. He'll grow out of it. 144 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,503 [soft music] 145 00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:18,585 [crowd cheering] 146 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:21,788 [intriguing music] 147 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,895 [crows] 148 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:35,869 This is it, Abe. Moment of truth. 149 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,271 The day all my dreams come true. 150 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,141 Remember my three keys to success? 151 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,440 Don't. Screw. Up. 152 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:47,580 In accordance with the laws in the Royal Rulebook, 153 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:50,784 those applicants today who reach the finish line 154 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:55,922 shall be considered for the Royal Adventure Society for life. 155 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,658 First up, Chickenhare. 156 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,560 [crowd cheers] 157 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,104 [mocking laughter] 158 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,306 This should be interesting! 159 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,723 Come on! 160 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,894 -[both laugh] -[groans] 161 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,932 [exasperated] That's just slowing me down. 162 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:40,100 What are you doing? 163 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,540 [grunting] 164 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,348 [crowd shouting] 165 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,190 Ouch, that hurts. 166 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,230 [groans] 167 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,793 [nervous laughter] Just getting my bearings. 168 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,462 Time to make up some ground. 169 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:14,634 [intriguing music] [grunting] 170 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,470 Here we go. 171 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,150 -[crowd laughs] -No! 172 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,190 -Ah! -[crowd screams] 173 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,125 I'm okay, I'm okay. Just go on. 174 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,100 Sorry! 175 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,747 [Chickenhare screaming] 176 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,250 [groans] Yes! 177 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,186 Hey, that's cheating! 178 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,855 [triumphant laughter] 179 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,463 [gasps] 180 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,540 Come on. 181 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:28,842 You're almost there. 182 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:32,379 All you have to do is get across the Really-Really-Deep- 183 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,348 But-Not-Quite-Bottomless-Pit. 184 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,720 Careful, Son. 185 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,457 I can't watch, but I can't look away. 186 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,627 [drumming] 187 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:51,798 Easy. 188 00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:58,972 -Come here. -Let it go! 189 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,876 [crowd screams] 190 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,548 No, no! 191 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,350 [screaming] 192 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:15,880 [croaks] 193 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,123 [sighs] 194 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,980 [groans] 195 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:29,669 -Well, there's always a plan B. -I don't have a plan B. 196 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,938 You could become a stamp collector. 197 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,941 It's like an adventure every time the mail comes. 198 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,578 And the mail comes every day. That's a lot of adventures. 199 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:43,249 Ah, what's so great about being a royal adventurer anyway? 200 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,510 Besides the fame and adulation? 201 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,954 Hey, Chickenhare, nice work today! 202 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,957 -Nothing but net! -[laughs] Yeah! 203 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,993 Hey, what'd you expect? He's mostly chicken. 204 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,620 Pfft. No, he's mostly hare. 205 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,297 -Chicken! -Hare! 206 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,998 -Chicken! -Hare! 207 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:02,702 You know, if you close your eyes and take it out of context, 208 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,938 it sounds like they're cheering for you. 209 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,307 Chicken! Hare! Chicken! Hare! 210 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,476 Chicken! Hare! Chicken… 211 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,680 [somber music] 212 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,348 [sighs] 213 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,184 Why can't I be like everyone else? 214 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,786 Chickenhare? 215 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,921 Geez, Dad, think you could knock? 216 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:23,923 Sorry. 217 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,793 Thought you'd wanna talk about what happened today. 218 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,828 Oh, that. [nervous chuckling] 219 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,797 Just a minor setback is all. 220 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,767 Next year, I'm gonna focus on doing more cardio. 221 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,202 Maybe some altitude training. 222 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,938 You do know you can't audition twice. 223 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,676 I figured since you're the King, you could make an exception. 224 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,745 I can't break the rules just because you're my son. 225 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,380 Come on, Dad. 226 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,383 All I need is one more shot. I could crush it… 227 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,253 You need to put your energies elsewhere. 228 00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,660 I know it's difficult to let go of your dream. 229 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:04,431 I… I just don't want to see you get hurt again. 230 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,834 Is this because I embarrassed you? 231 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:12,380 Oh, Chickenhare. You could never embarrass me. 232 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:16,309 When I look at you, I wish you could see what I see. 233 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,311 Yeah, wish I could too. 234 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:22,820 All I see is that I got the worst parts of a hare and a chicken. 235 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,551 Maybe you got the best parts. 236 00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:26,219 Do you know 237 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,356 the greatest treasure I ever found? 238 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,524 The Fountain of Middle Age? 239 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,930 It was you. 240 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:37,964 Finding you when Uncle Lapin and I went searching for the Hamster of Darkness 241 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,834 was the best thing that ever happened to me. 242 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:43,470 Goodnight, Son. 243 00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,353 -[crows] -Oh, shut up! 244 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,890 I've studied adventuring 245 00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:05,525 more than anybody, right? 246 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:09,262 So, I've just gotta figure out the location of the one treasure 247 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:13,233 that every adventurer has been searching for, but has never found… 248 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,639 -Woah! -And when I figure that out, 249 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,509 he'll have to let me into the Royal Adventurer Society. 250 00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:24,511 [Abe panting] 251 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,479 What's the treasure? 252 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,716 Come on, you know what I'm talking about. 253 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,752 The greatest undiscovered treasure of all time… 254 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:36,723 Gotcha. The greatest undiscovered treasure of all time. 255 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:37,924 I have no idea. 256 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:42,950 Arturo the Rodent King created it to take over the world. 257 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,763 Doesn't ring a bell. 258 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,299 Then his brother Ramon stole it and hid it 259 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,335 before Arturo could use it. 260 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:52,305 [annoyed groan] It has the power of a million hamsters! 261 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,174 Oh! 262 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,476 Nope, still don't have it. 263 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,450 It rhymes with the "Damster of Harkness"… 264 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,213 Shh! 265 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,916 [liturgical choir] 266 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,755 The Hamster of Darkness, Abe! How could you not get that? 267 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,958 From where I'm sitting, it was a problem with the clues. 268 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,927 According to the old legends, 269 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:16,262 "At the hour of 9 on a new day's dawn, 270 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,733 the constellation of the hamster shall point 271 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,102 to The Temple of the Hamster of Darkness." 272 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,536 Well, it's almost 9 273 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,806 which means I'm about to make time-and-a-half. Cha-ching! 274 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,775 There's one problem. 275 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,478 You can't see a constellation at 9 in the morning. 276 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,712 It's too bright out. 277 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,582 -We gotta be missing something. -Yeah, breakfast. 278 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,784 -I'm starving! -I need the original text. 279 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,457 [upbeat music] 280 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,130 [humming] 281 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,766 Erik the Literal's Volume 13 282 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,435 on the Hamster of Darkness is checked out. 283 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:56,936 When's it due back? 284 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,390 Three months ago. 285 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,842 Fine, I'll go get it myself. So, who's got it? 286 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,345 Your Uncle Lapin. 287 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:06,513 [gasps] 288 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,648 [thundering] 289 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:13,687 So, uh, how long has it been since you've seen your uncle? 290 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,523 Not since he tried to overthrow my father. 291 00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:20,460 He wasn't happy that my grandfather chose my dad as king and not him. 292 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,562 Talk about rich people's problems. 293 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:23,963 Ah, let's go. 294 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,498 Time has mellowed him. 295 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,701 Oh no. My duties as your turtleservant 296 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,836 do not extend to accompanying you 297 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,772 to meet with your terrifying uncle in his jail cell. 298 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,441 [muttering] 299 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,344 Nothing about meeting with evil uncles in jail… 300 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,800 See, this is why you join a union. 301 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,916 Servants-and-Bed-Pan-Handlers Local 645. 302 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:45,118 Strength through numbers. 303 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:52,992 [intriguing music] 304 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,468 [snoring] 305 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,676 -What's he in for? -Murder. 306 00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:10,844 Tax evasion. 307 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:14,547 Ha! I murdered the tax code. [laughs] 308 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,918 The prison that can hold Barry Goldfarb hasn't been built! 309 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,621 Some rules to remember: 310 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:25,910 Do not pass Lapin anything as he will turn it into a weapon, 311 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,459 even a carrot. 312 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,620 Don't approach the cell. Don't touch the bars. 313 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,264 And don't reach through the bars. 314 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,300 The last guy to do that spent a month in the hospital. 315 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:38,371 Granted that was for the flu. But I'm sure he caught it from Lapin. 316 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:39,673 Huh? 317 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,341 You're not coming with me? 318 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,678 The union says I don't have to. Thank goodness 319 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,747 for Prison-Guards-and-Haberdashers Local 646. 320 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,716 Strength through numbers. 321 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,244 [screams] 322 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,412 Nephew? 323 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,349 What a pleasant surprise. 324 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,217 Hi, Uncle Lapin. 325 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:27,921 I was in the neighborhood and, uh, thought it might be nice 326 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:31,391 to stop by and say "hi". 327 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:32,792 So, um… 328 00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:34,327 Hi! 329 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,229 And oh yeah, 330 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,998 there's this book that you got from the library. 331 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,134 It's actually long overdue. 332 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,170 Oh no. What are they gonna do, 333 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:45,372 lock me up? 334 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,841 -[evil laughter] -[nervous laughter] 335 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,209 Right. 336 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,978 That's funny because you're already locked up 337 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,470 for trying to overthrow my father. 338 00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:57,350 Well, I always did have a problem with authority. 339 00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,854 So, you're looking for the Hamster of Darkness, 340 00:22:01,210 --> 00:22:02,220 are you? 341 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,456 Oh, no, no. 342 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,580 I don't think it's real. 343 00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:06,226 Really? 344 00:22:07,227 --> 00:22:10,130 Every time I've requested a book on adventuring 345 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:13,900 and it wasn't in, it was because you had checked it out. 346 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:17,103 Somebody's been doing their homework. 347 00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:20,173 It's real. And we both know it. 348 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,143 It'd be quite a feather in your cap to bring back 349 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:25,745 to the Royal Adventure Society, 350 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:26,913 wouldn't it? 351 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,516 -Maybe… -[sighs] 352 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:31,518 Such a waste. 353 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:34,220 You see, when I find the Hamster of Darkness, 354 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:37,190 I'm going to use it to take over the kingdom. 355 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,894 [evil laughter] I'm just joking. 356 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,730 Besides, I'm locked in this tower 357 00:22:43,897 --> 00:22:46,733 that no one has ever escaped from. 358 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:48,201 You think I've been waiting 359 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:51,805 for your visit because you were the final piece of my escape? 360 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:55,408 [evil laughter] I wish I was that cunning. But now… 361 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,411 let me find that book for you. 362 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,748 Is this the one? 363 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:04,217 Oh yeah, that's the one. 364 00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:07,387 So, uh, if you'd just toss it on over here, 365 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:11,358 I'll get out of your way and you can go back 366 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,327 to marking the days on the wall with chalk. 367 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:19,299 I'm afraid my time in here has weakened me. 368 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:21,634 Come over here. 369 00:23:22,202 --> 00:23:25,438 Why not just give it a little toss? 370 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:26,606 Huh? 371 00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:29,576 On second thought, 372 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,311 I… I'll come get it. 373 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,182 Oops. 374 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,619 [grunting] 375 00:23:43,123 --> 00:23:45,525 Hold on. I just remembered… 376 00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,930 I'm not done with it. 377 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,162 [crashing] 378 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,632 Goodbye, Chickenhare. 379 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,634 Don't forget your hat. 380 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:58,304 [breathing heavily] 381 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:01,708 [suspenseful music] 382 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,910 [thundering] 383 00:24:23,263 --> 00:24:24,464 Oh no… 384 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:34,874 "Dear Brother, enjoy your last days as king. 385 00:24:35,410 --> 00:24:36,910 All the best, Lapin." 386 00:24:37,770 --> 00:24:38,712 I'm sorry, Dad. 387 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,681 You know you're not allowed to visit Lapin! 388 00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:43,830 What were you thinking? 389 00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:46,219 He had this book I needed about the Hamster of Darkness. 390 00:24:46,386 --> 00:24:49,289 -See I figured… -I told you to let it go. 391 00:24:50,390 --> 00:24:51,725 Sir, it's a map! 392 00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:55,729 "The Tomb of the Unknown Turtle"? 393 00:24:55,895 --> 00:24:59,332 The old adventurer Frederic the Extremely Short proposed that 394 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,268 as one of the locations of the Hamster of Darkness. 395 00:25:02,435 --> 00:25:04,400 That's where Lapin's going. 396 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,106 Ready my boat. We leave immediately. 397 00:25:08,410 --> 00:25:11,770 Dad, I know everything about the Hamster of Darkness. 398 00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:12,379 Bring me, I can help. 399 00:25:12,746 --> 00:25:15,548 No. You've done enough already. 400 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,753 [somber music] 401 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,788 [door closes] 402 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:23,256 [sighs] 403 00:25:39,773 --> 00:25:42,642 Hey, Boss, just came by to see how you're doing. 404 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:45,812 Other than letting the most dangerous criminal escape. 405 00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:47,514 -I'm doing great. -You are? 406 00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:50,784 -Look what was behind the books. -An abstract painting? 407 00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:52,419 A map, Abe. 408 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:53,586 Oh. 409 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:56,189 Lapin's obsessed with the Hamster of Darkness. 410 00:25:56,356 --> 00:25:57,957 It doesn't make sense that he'd think 411 00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:00,827 the Temple would be at the Tomb of the Unknown Turtle. 412 00:26:01,261 --> 00:26:03,830 That's been searched many times. [bell rings] 413 00:26:03,997 --> 00:26:05,799 It's a minute before 9, 414 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:07,634 something's missing. 415 00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:11,137 The moths are gonna be the only ones to miss Lapin. 416 00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:12,672 It's winter. 417 00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:15,475 There are no moths. [gasps] 418 00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:17,510 It's the constellation! 419 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:19,312 Coincidence. 420 00:26:19,479 --> 00:26:20,547 It's not, Abe. 421 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:23,160 Lapin has been on this quest for years. 422 00:26:23,183 --> 00:26:25,952 It's not a blanket, it's a curtain, give me that. 423 00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:30,590 [bell rings] 424 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,826 You see, total coincidence. 425 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:34,961 I'm not so sure. 426 00:26:35,295 --> 00:26:36,563 Let me clear the floor. 427 00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:37,931 Yes, that's it! 428 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:39,332 The book. 429 00:26:44,537 --> 00:26:47,607 "At the hour of 9 on a new day's dawn, 430 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,676 the constellation shall point 431 00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:52,846 to The Temple of the Hamster of Darkness." 432 00:26:53,130 --> 00:26:56,149 [enchanting music] 433 00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:15,969 Bingo. 434 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:19,639 Where's the "X"? Don't maps need an "X" to mark the spot? 435 00:27:21,608 --> 00:27:24,770 Oh, darn tropes. 436 00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:27,714 [panting] 437 00:27:27,881 --> 00:27:29,582 Dad! Wait! 438 00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:31,584 You're going the wrong way! 439 00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:36,790 We need to get a boat ready. 440 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:39,893 We have to beat Lapin to the Hamster of Darkness. 441 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,263 Oh no, forget about it. I am not an adventurer. 442 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:46,232 And you're… How do I put this delicately? 443 00:27:46,399 --> 00:27:48,340 You're… you. 444 00:27:48,201 --> 00:27:50,300 Maybe I'm not much of an adventurer, 445 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:52,539 but we're the only ones who can do this now. 446 00:27:52,706 --> 00:27:54,341 And if we don't, 447 00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:57,210 Lapin's gonna come back and take over the kingdom. 448 00:27:57,377 --> 00:27:59,746 Well, unemployment is kinda high. 449 00:27:59,913 --> 00:28:02,248 And your dad's been king for what? 15 years? 450 00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:04,851 This is serious, Abe. And it's all my fault. 451 00:28:05,418 --> 00:28:07,787 Not all. Only like 90%. 452 00:28:08,210 --> 00:28:10,290 I'm going. And I want you to come with me. 453 00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:13,293 I'm your servant. I'm legally bound to go with you. 454 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,731 No. I'm not asking as your master. 455 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:19,632 I'm asking you as a friend. 456 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:22,869 Well, that makes it an easy decision. [chuckles] 457 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:27,207 Actually, that makes it an incredibly difficult decision. 458 00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:29,750 Can you be friends with your boss? 459 00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:33,790 Isn't the relationship completely skewed by the power dynamic? 460 00:28:33,246 --> 00:28:34,247 What? 461 00:28:34,414 --> 00:28:36,490 These are deep questions. 462 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:39,190 I, for one, find them intellectually invigorating. 463 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:40,186 Wait, wait. 464 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:42,689 Actually, sorry, keep going. 465 00:28:43,857 --> 00:28:45,992 Wait. [sighs] 466 00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:47,260 I'm coming… 467 00:28:47,427 --> 00:28:48,628 friend. 468 00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:51,431 But be prepared for a lot of "I told you so's." 469 00:28:51,598 --> 00:28:54,701 [intriguing music] 470 00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:02,575 I have been at sea for 12 long minutes. 471 00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:04,577 The heat is unbearable. 472 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,247 Thirst is a constant companion. 473 00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:09,150 And as for hunger, 474 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:13,253 I may be developing a taste for chicken and hare. 475 00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:19,492 Not too late to turn around. 476 00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:21,728 I always wanted an adventure. 477 00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:24,330 I just hope we can pull it off. 478 00:29:24,497 --> 00:29:25,765 I'm sure we will. 479 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:27,701 [nervous laughter] 480 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:31,838 I have no confidence in our chances. 481 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:35,108 If you're reading this, I've either been crushed, 482 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:37,977 impaled, pole-axed, harpooned, 483 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:40,714 eaten alive by carnivorous beetles, 484 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,249 drowned in a sea full of sharks, 485 00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:47,870 killed by birds pecking at my every being. 486 00:29:53,930 --> 00:29:55,295 [buzzing] 487 00:29:57,931 --> 00:30:00,233 [gasping for air] 488 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,669 So, so parched. 489 00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:04,371 Ow! 490 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,174 Water? 491 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,145 Oh, that goes down nice. Oh yeah. 492 00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:13,513 So, parched. 493 00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:16,149 That jet stream gets me every time. 494 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:17,384 Well? 495 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:19,252 Huh? Oh, yeah uh… 496 00:30:19,419 --> 00:30:22,389 The King took the bait. All's going like we planned. 497 00:30:22,555 --> 00:30:23,757 Like we planned? 498 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,291 Well, yeah, okay. 499 00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:28,995 Technically it was your plan, but I agreed it was a great plan. 500 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:31,798 -[nervous laughter] -No, it's the perfect plan. 501 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:34,167 Well, not quite perfect. 502 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:36,836 -What? -Uh… it's your nephew. 503 00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:38,138 The freak? 504 00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:40,373 He knows where the hamster is. 505 00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:43,977 And he and his little turtle friend are following us. 506 00:30:44,144 --> 00:30:46,346 Hey, I figured we could wait for them, 507 00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:50,216 then flank them and engage them in a nautical battle. 508 00:30:50,383 --> 00:30:53,687 [laughs] I've always wanted to be in a nautical battle. 509 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:57,891 Please remember you're here because of your wings, not your brain. 510 00:30:58,191 --> 00:31:00,660 I can't waste valuable time on the off chance 511 00:31:00,827 --> 00:31:03,797 that the freak actually makes it across the ocean. 512 00:31:04,764 --> 00:31:05,899 No, 513 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:08,668 we'll subcontract this one out. 514 00:31:09,169 --> 00:31:13,440 And I have just the animal for the job. 515 00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:17,243 Luther, 516 00:31:17,410 --> 00:31:19,979 the last member of our team. 517 00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:22,820 The most ruthless animal 518 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:24,517 I've ever had the pleasure of working with. 519 00:31:24,684 --> 00:31:25,685 He's so mean, 520 00:31:26,419 --> 00:31:28,421 he once killed an animal 521 00:31:28,688 --> 00:31:30,357 just for snoring. 522 00:31:30,523 --> 00:31:31,524 Oh! 523 00:31:31,658 --> 00:31:35,610 [nervous laughter] I, um… I have sleep apnea. 524 00:31:35,228 --> 00:31:37,297 And it's… It's pretty bad. 525 00:31:37,464 --> 00:31:39,650 Can we get separate rooms? 526 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:43,870 -Lapin, it's been too long. -[baby crying] 527 00:31:45,205 --> 00:31:47,540 [chuckles] It's okay, little guy… 528 00:31:47,707 --> 00:31:49,376 Coo coo coo! 529 00:31:50,844 --> 00:31:54,140 [exotic music] 530 00:32:08,561 --> 00:32:12,599 This is where Alexander the Sweaty discovered the Mustache of Destiny. 531 00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:15,935 Isn't this place great? 532 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:19,706 Yeah. Great place to get murdered. Why are we here anyway? 533 00:32:19,873 --> 00:32:21,174 Follow me. 534 00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:24,544 This very tavern 535 00:32:24,711 --> 00:32:28,140 is where Hector the Lost hired the legless sherpa 536 00:32:28,181 --> 00:32:30,183 who led him to the Atheist's Temple. 537 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:33,190 I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes. 538 00:32:33,186 --> 00:32:35,922 I think you and I have very different bucket lists. 539 00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:41,928 With any luck, this is where we'll find our guide. 540 00:32:42,262 --> 00:32:44,297 Or at least a communicable disease. 541 00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:46,232 Hey. You need a guide? 542 00:32:46,666 --> 00:32:48,100 I'm your gal. 543 00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:51,370 I know that jungle like the back of my tail. 544 00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:53,707 Don't do it, kid. She's bad news. 545 00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:56,376 Only a fool without a snout would hire a skunk. 546 00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:58,545 The guy you want's over there. 547 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:06,586 Uh, excuse me? 548 00:33:06,753 --> 00:33:08,388 I'm looking for a guide. 549 00:33:08,922 --> 00:33:11,725 Well, fellow hare, 550 00:33:11,891 --> 00:33:13,493 you've come to the right rat. 551 00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:17,397 The name's Rusty, but my sense of direction's not. 552 00:33:17,764 --> 00:33:21,368 Come on, let's go talk in the back, away from prying ears. 553 00:33:21,534 --> 00:33:23,937 Yup. I think we can totally trust this guy. 554 00:33:24,104 --> 00:33:25,872 Not suspicious at all. 555 00:33:31,378 --> 00:33:34,981 -So Rusty, we gotta go to… -I already know where you're going. 556 00:33:35,482 --> 00:33:36,649 You do? 557 00:33:36,783 --> 00:33:39,352 Wow. No wonder you're a guide. 558 00:33:39,886 --> 00:33:41,388 You're going with him. 559 00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:46,393 -[laughs] -[snarls] 560 00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:48,428 [nervous laughter] He's joking, right? 561 00:33:48,795 --> 00:33:50,630 [laughs] 562 00:33:51,931 --> 00:33:55,100 Tell me we've stumbled into a very messed-up daycare. 563 00:33:55,168 --> 00:33:57,203 Uh… Rusty? 564 00:33:57,370 --> 00:33:58,605 Is this guide humor? 565 00:33:58,772 --> 00:34:02,809 You didn't tell me this guy was looking for the Hamster of Darkness. 566 00:34:04,544 --> 00:34:06,980 You lose your manners along with that eye? 567 00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:08,848 Stay out of this, skunk! 568 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:11,351 Yeah, it's me, I'm Meg by the way. 569 00:34:11,518 --> 00:34:14,688 I don't care. Now give me that map. 570 00:34:14,854 --> 00:34:17,624 Over our dead bodies. 571 00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:19,826 So, Mr. Gorilla, just to be clear, 572 00:34:19,993 --> 00:34:23,630 Meg was speaking metaphorically about dead bodies. 573 00:34:23,630 --> 00:34:25,298 Uh-oh, he's a literalist. 574 00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:31,671 [Meg laughs] 575 00:34:32,672 --> 00:34:34,874 [mariachi music] 576 00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:36,420 Take this! 577 00:34:36,209 --> 00:34:38,578 -Yeah, my kind of girl! -[Luther grunting] 578 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:44,751 We're in a bar fight! 579 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:46,853 -Woah! -[laughs] 580 00:34:50,390 --> 00:34:52,158 [grunting] 581 00:34:55,795 --> 00:34:57,397 Our map! He's getting away. 582 00:34:57,564 --> 00:34:59,432 -Or not. [grunts] -[laughs] 583 00:35:01,201 --> 00:35:04,504 [Meg] Yeah, come on, is that all you got? 584 00:35:13,790 --> 00:35:14,581 [grunts] 585 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,551 -[laughs] -Meg, you're amazing. 586 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,788 I assume you're not going with Rusty as your guide 587 00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:24,124 because of the whole betrayal thing. 588 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,658 You're hired! 589 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,629 This should be a lesson, don't judge a book by its cover, 590 00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:32,499 'cause you might end up reading a really bad book. 591 00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:36,202 [gasping] 592 00:35:36,770 --> 00:35:37,937 [growls] 593 00:35:39,105 --> 00:35:40,106 Uh… 594 00:35:40,273 --> 00:35:43,810 I'm really, really sorry. 595 00:35:43,977 --> 00:35:45,745 Meg? We've got a problem… 596 00:35:45,912 --> 00:35:47,647 And I've got the solution. 597 00:35:47,814 --> 00:35:49,382 Guys, put these on. 598 00:35:51,117 --> 00:35:52,185 Now. 599 00:35:52,786 --> 00:35:54,621 [suspenseful music] 600 00:35:55,422 --> 00:35:56,523 [all] Ah! 601 00:35:57,957 --> 00:36:00,600 [disgusted shrieking] 602 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,761 What a blast! 603 00:36:01,928 --> 00:36:04,397 I'm gonna keep this if that's okay. 604 00:36:05,899 --> 00:36:07,434 [giggling] 605 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,271 Oh darn, I need to change your diaper. 606 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:15,108 [mysterious music] 607 00:36:15,809 --> 00:36:19,879 Hold up. This sweat is chaffing me like there's no tomorrow… 608 00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:21,881 Which there probably isn't. 609 00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:24,784 Ah… 610 00:36:25,418 --> 00:36:26,720 That's better. 611 00:36:29,956 --> 00:36:32,625 A little hot in that jacket? 612 00:36:32,792 --> 00:36:36,162 Not at all. [nervous chuckle] I'm actually a little cold. 613 00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:39,499 Okay… So, I know we haven't talked compensation, 614 00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:41,468 but I have a proposal. 615 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:44,771 I'll take you to wherever you wanna go for free. 616 00:36:45,171 --> 00:36:46,306 What's the catch? 617 00:36:46,473 --> 00:36:48,775 I've been on a number of adventures myself, 618 00:36:48,908 --> 00:36:52,345 exclusively solo expeditions 'cause of the skunk thing. 619 00:36:53,130 --> 00:36:56,316 And the truth is, it's been kind of lonely. 620 00:37:02,122 --> 00:37:06,920 Meg, you can stay with us as long as you like. 621 00:37:06,493 --> 00:37:07,627 -Really? -Really? 622 00:37:07,794 --> 00:37:10,330 You are not going to regret this. No sirree. 623 00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:13,700 I gotta say, I think we're on the cusp of something great. 624 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:16,770 Something epic, something unprecedented. 625 00:37:17,203 --> 00:37:18,271 Ah! 626 00:37:18,438 --> 00:37:22,475 [impressed whistle] Hamster of Darkness. That's the Big One. 627 00:37:22,642 --> 00:37:25,211 When we find it, they'll put us on the cover 628 00:37:25,378 --> 00:37:28,248 of Adventure Weekly and Adventure Monthly. 629 00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:32,552 And Chickenhare, if they put your name first, 630 00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:36,256 I'm totally fine with that, just happy to be part of the team. 631 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:39,590 You think she brought anything to plug my ears? 632 00:37:40,827 --> 00:37:43,163 Hey, what kind of name is Chickenhare anyway? 633 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:44,964 Is that part Yukinarian? 634 00:37:45,131 --> 00:37:47,667 Uh… I actually don't know. 635 00:37:47,834 --> 00:37:51,604 Really? No clue? Because it is such a unique name. 636 00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:53,840 Well, it's very unusual. 637 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,743 Because I see the hare, but I don't see the chicken. 638 00:37:56,910 --> 00:37:59,646 I'm gonna figure this out, I'm great at puzzles. 639 00:38:06,953 --> 00:38:10,757 Well, that's too bad. Looks like we'll have to head back. 640 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:13,126 Follow me. 641 00:38:14,894 --> 00:38:16,930 [grunts] Your turn. 642 00:38:17,731 --> 00:38:19,666 [sighs] Why can't I meet anyone 643 00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:21,768 who shares my pessimism? 644 00:38:22,350 --> 00:38:23,360 Ow! 645 00:38:24,704 --> 00:38:28,775 If you take off that jacket, it might help with your follow-through. 646 00:38:28,908 --> 00:38:31,845 Just a suggestion. What do I know, I'm just a skunk. 647 00:38:32,212 --> 00:38:35,882 No, no. I'm good! Third time's a charm! 648 00:38:37,283 --> 00:38:38,284 Oops. 649 00:38:39,452 --> 00:38:40,453 Now what? 650 00:38:42,722 --> 00:38:44,691 Stay put and don't try anything foolish. 651 00:38:44,858 --> 00:38:47,660 [ominous music] 652 00:38:52,265 --> 00:38:55,301 I expected more from you, Luther. 653 00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:58,438 -I won't tolerate another mistake. -[baby crying] 654 00:38:58,605 --> 00:39:01,975 And why is this thing even here, 655 00:39:02,142 --> 00:39:05,645 why isn't he at home with your wife? What has happened to you? 656 00:39:05,812 --> 00:39:08,481 See, Lapin, me and my wife have 2-3 jobs. 657 00:39:08,648 --> 00:39:11,170 It's hard, you know, providing for the baby. 658 00:39:11,184 --> 00:39:14,287 See, I can't afford the cost of diapers and… 659 00:39:14,454 --> 00:39:15,455 Enough! 660 00:39:15,622 --> 00:39:19,793 Has the entire criminal underworld gone soft since I've been locked up? 661 00:39:19,959 --> 00:39:21,127 [clears throat] 662 00:39:21,594 --> 00:39:25,298 Do me a favor, go back to your wife. 663 00:39:25,965 --> 00:39:27,300 Go! 664 00:39:29,836 --> 00:39:32,439 -Woah! -Oh good, the duck's back. 665 00:39:32,939 --> 00:39:35,108 Please tell me something positive. 666 00:39:35,342 --> 00:39:37,711 Chickenhare made it through the Desert of Death. 667 00:39:38,144 --> 00:39:39,713 What? Impossible! 668 00:39:39,879 --> 00:39:43,383 Well, technically improbable since he did make it through. 669 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:45,185 He's a couple clicks behind us. 670 00:39:45,585 --> 00:39:46,853 What are clicks? 671 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,957 I hear that term on missions like this, but I don't know what they are. 672 00:39:51,124 --> 00:39:53,590 Destroy the bridge. 673 00:39:53,226 --> 00:39:55,929 It will take them a week to get around the quicksand. 674 00:39:57,970 --> 00:40:01,434 By then, I'll have Featherbeard completely under my control. 675 00:40:01,601 --> 00:40:04,671 [evil laughter] Our control. 676 00:40:04,838 --> 00:40:06,600 Huh? 677 00:40:06,172 --> 00:40:08,508 Your control… obviously. 678 00:40:08,675 --> 00:40:12,512 [suspenseful music] 679 00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:24,891 Ugh. We'll have to go around, that's gonna take at least a week. 680 00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:26,559 We don't have a week. 681 00:40:26,726 --> 00:40:29,596 My Uncle Lapin'll already have the hamster by then. 682 00:40:29,763 --> 00:40:30,797 We can cross it. 683 00:40:31,398 --> 00:40:34,434 Sure, for a couple of feet. But then we'd die! 684 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:38,605 Because this is quicksand! It sucks you under until you die! 685 00:40:38,772 --> 00:40:41,207 That's what it does, its reason for existing! 686 00:40:41,374 --> 00:40:45,578 Chickenhare is right, we should try. The quicksand is only in a few spots. 687 00:40:45,745 --> 00:40:48,181 If we avoid them, we'll have a solid path. 688 00:40:48,848 --> 00:40:50,583 Do you know where that path is? 689 00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:52,919 Follow in my footsteps and you'll be okay. 690 00:40:54,354 --> 00:40:55,722 I'll go last. 691 00:40:56,289 --> 00:40:59,392 [mysterious music] 692 00:40:59,559 --> 00:41:01,127 Who's this Uncle Lapin? 693 00:41:01,294 --> 00:41:03,797 Oh, he's just a genius adventurer 694 00:41:03,963 --> 00:41:09,169 with grandiose plans most likely covering a deep-seeded insecurity. 695 00:41:09,336 --> 00:41:12,172 Sounds like someone else I know. 696 00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:14,808 -Chickenhare! -Oh no! 697 00:41:14,974 --> 00:41:16,843 -Chickenhare! -Abe, help! 698 00:41:17,210 --> 00:41:20,413 Grab onto me. Darn, I'm a goner too. 699 00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:21,815 Hey, watch the shell! 700 00:41:21,981 --> 00:41:23,583 Hold on, Chickenhare. 701 00:41:24,170 --> 00:41:26,119 [groaning] 702 00:41:26,286 --> 00:41:27,420 Woah! 703 00:41:28,121 --> 00:41:30,390 Meg! I'm going down! 704 00:41:30,557 --> 00:41:32,125 Stay still, don't move. 705 00:41:32,292 --> 00:41:33,626 [groans] 706 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:43,103 -Woah! -What are you doing? 707 00:41:43,269 --> 00:41:44,704 Grab the whip! 708 00:41:45,138 --> 00:41:47,507 With your hands! Isn't that kind of implied? 709 00:41:48,341 --> 00:41:50,143 [grunting] Just pull! 710 00:41:51,745 --> 00:41:53,880 -[Meg] Help, Abe! Hurry! -[gasps] 711 00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:57,851 Use your hands! 712 00:41:58,385 --> 00:42:01,554 Isn't it a pretty simple concept he's failing to grasp? Abe! 713 00:42:02,550 --> 00:42:03,560 Ah! 714 00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:14,934 Oh, my gosh! I'm pulling him out of his skin! 715 00:42:15,502 --> 00:42:17,370 [screaming] 716 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,843 [breathing heavily] 717 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:26,713 Wait, are those… chicken legs? 718 00:42:27,547 --> 00:42:28,748 Woah, woah! 719 00:42:28,915 --> 00:42:32,252 Hold on a second. Chickenhare… Oh, lightning bolt! 720 00:42:32,419 --> 00:42:34,587 That's where the name comes from! 721 00:42:34,754 --> 00:42:37,590 Told you I was great at puzzles! Those are chicken feet. 722 00:42:37,757 --> 00:42:41,294 Woah! You're part chicken, part hare, aren't you? 723 00:42:41,461 --> 00:42:43,396 [grunting] 724 00:42:43,563 --> 00:42:45,899 Hello, what about me? 725 00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:49,269 Hey, a little help here, guys, I'm stuck. 726 00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:52,639 [cheerful music] 727 00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:57,977 -Do you have other chicken parts? -No. 728 00:42:58,144 --> 00:42:59,979 [coughs] 729 00:43:02,215 --> 00:43:03,416 -Hey! -Wow! 730 00:43:03,583 --> 00:43:05,180 That is… awesome! 731 00:43:05,885 --> 00:43:08,355 What else? [gasps] Do you have wings? 732 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:10,724 You have wings under that jacket! 733 00:43:10,890 --> 00:43:14,761 Nope. You've seen the top-shelf stuff. Just feathers under there. 734 00:43:14,928 --> 00:43:16,963 -Lemme see 'em. -No! 735 00:43:17,397 --> 00:43:20,133 -Are there other chickenhares? -Not that I know of. 736 00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:23,503 You're your own species! How awesome is that? 737 00:43:23,670 --> 00:43:25,605 You're automatically endangered. 738 00:43:25,772 --> 00:43:28,641 -It's not awesome! -So like what you can do? 739 00:43:28,808 --> 00:43:30,543 Oh my gosh, you can fly! 740 00:43:30,710 --> 00:43:33,346 I can't fly. Chickens can't even fly. 741 00:43:33,513 --> 00:43:36,249 Uh, technically they can over very short distances. 742 00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:38,785 Oh come on, but you're only part chicken. 743 00:43:38,952 --> 00:43:41,870 How many flying hares have you ever seen? 744 00:43:41,588 --> 00:43:43,189 Well, none. 745 00:43:43,356 --> 00:43:46,960 But I've also never seen a hare with such gigantic floppy ears. 746 00:43:47,127 --> 00:43:50,730 -I mean, on an elephant. -I can't fly! [screams] 747 00:43:50,897 --> 00:43:52,966 You can fly! 748 00:43:56,536 --> 00:43:58,371 [all groan] 749 00:43:58,538 --> 00:44:00,674 See, I can't fly. 750 00:44:01,207 --> 00:44:03,843 I can't clear a bar with my scent like you Meg. 751 00:44:04,310 --> 00:44:07,347 There's nothing good about being me, okay? 752 00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:10,850 Oh… You've got a "me" problem. 753 00:44:12,786 --> 00:44:13,787 Uh… 754 00:44:13,953 --> 00:44:16,222 I think we got a "we" problem. 755 00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:18,458 [gasps] Oh no! 756 00:44:19,626 --> 00:44:23,830 [upbeat music] 757 00:44:58,832 --> 00:44:59,833 [Abe] Ow. 758 00:45:01,601 --> 00:45:03,203 [Chickenhare] Pigmies? 759 00:45:04,170 --> 00:45:05,171 Oh! 760 00:45:05,338 --> 00:45:09,309 Woah! Heya! We come in peace. 761 00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:11,644 For the record, I didn't wanna come at all. 762 00:45:11,811 --> 00:45:13,213 Blast 'em. Blast 'em all. 763 00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:16,160 Hold on, I can't, I haven't recharged yet. 764 00:45:16,182 --> 00:45:19,850 "Haven't recharged!" What happened to being special? 765 00:45:21,554 --> 00:45:22,956 [laughs] 766 00:45:23,690 --> 00:45:26,126 Hey! That tickles! 767 00:45:27,761 --> 00:45:29,729 Behold! Ooo. 768 00:45:29,896 --> 00:45:31,131 The Chickenhare! 769 00:45:31,297 --> 00:45:33,600 God of the land and sky! 770 00:45:33,767 --> 00:45:36,970 Flyer over short distances! [crows] 771 00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:39,506 Part chicken, part hare. 772 00:45:39,673 --> 00:45:41,274 Almighty! 773 00:45:41,441 --> 00:45:43,643 [all] Woah. 774 00:45:44,144 --> 00:45:48,882 [tribal music] 775 00:45:57,924 --> 00:46:00,760 You are a god? 776 00:46:00,927 --> 00:46:02,429 Uh… 777 00:46:02,595 --> 00:46:03,663 Sure? 778 00:46:04,230 --> 00:46:06,232 That's good enough for me. 779 00:46:06,399 --> 00:46:08,635 Prepare the feast! 780 00:46:09,269 --> 00:46:10,704 See, "me" problem. 781 00:46:10,870 --> 00:46:11,971 Tonight, 782 00:46:12,138 --> 00:46:15,742 we shall ply the almighty Chickenhare 783 00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:18,511 and his strange helpers 784 00:46:18,678 --> 00:46:21,548 with our finest banquet! 785 00:46:22,882 --> 00:46:26,519 And then, tomorrow at first light, 786 00:46:26,686 --> 00:46:29,550 we shall take them to our volcano, 787 00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:33,426 and sacrifice the god Chickenhare 788 00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:37,664 to our god… Santoro the Stoic! 789 00:46:37,831 --> 00:46:40,133 I think you're just the thing 790 00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:45,105 to finally put a smile on Santoro's face. 791 00:46:45,271 --> 00:46:46,506 Just to be clear, 792 00:46:47,107 --> 00:46:50,210 Chickenhare's the only one going in the volcano, right? 793 00:46:52,846 --> 00:46:55,682 [intriguing music] 794 00:46:58,585 --> 00:47:00,787 [huffing] 795 00:47:02,389 --> 00:47:06,920 Nom, nom. Wow. That meal was incredible. 796 00:47:06,259 --> 00:47:08,294 These guys know how to throw a sacrifice. 797 00:47:08,728 --> 00:47:12,465 See, Meg, this is what happens when I'm myself. 798 00:47:12,632 --> 00:47:15,168 Maybe we could take a break from the pity party? 799 00:47:15,335 --> 00:47:17,871 Let me tell you about a little skunk named… 800 00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:19,673 I don't know… "Peg." 801 00:47:19,839 --> 00:47:24,210 Oh, I love a good story, especially after a meal like that. 802 00:47:24,377 --> 00:47:27,247 Growing up, nobody wanted a play date with "Peg," 803 00:47:27,414 --> 00:47:29,249 on account of her being a skunk. 804 00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:33,520 Even when she got cool new dolls, and had goody bags for her birthday, 805 00:47:33,687 --> 00:47:35,388 nobody came. 806 00:47:35,555 --> 00:47:37,857 She bathed twice a day, didn't matter. 807 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,727 So… she corked herself. 808 00:47:40,894 --> 00:47:42,562 [all] Ouch! 809 00:47:42,896 --> 00:47:44,464 Ouch is right. 810 00:47:44,898 --> 00:47:46,466 But that didn't work either. 811 00:47:46,633 --> 00:47:49,502 So naturally, "Peg" got angry… 812 00:47:49,669 --> 00:47:52,706 Her parents had her channel that anger into positivity. 813 00:47:52,872 --> 00:47:55,141 So, she got a black belt in karate… 814 00:47:55,308 --> 00:47:56,710 and Kung Fu… 815 00:47:56,876 --> 00:47:58,244 and Kendo… 816 00:47:58,678 --> 00:48:00,547 and seven other martial arts. 817 00:48:00,714 --> 00:48:04,117 But that didn't help either. She was still angry. 818 00:48:04,551 --> 00:48:08,421 Deep down, "Peg" still wished she was anything but a skunk. 819 00:48:08,755 --> 00:48:12,158 Until the day she went on a field trip to the Royal Treasury, 820 00:48:12,959 --> 00:48:17,664 and then Billy Goat Jones, the jerk who teased "Peg" the most, 821 00:48:18,298 --> 00:48:19,999 shut the door behind us. 822 00:48:20,433 --> 00:48:23,169 The treasurer was the only one with the combination. 823 00:48:23,470 --> 00:48:25,872 What happens when a skunk fears for her life? 824 00:48:26,390 --> 00:48:28,908 Well, "Peg" was a skunk who feared for her life 825 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:31,440 and had been corked for 3 years. 826 00:48:33,913 --> 00:48:35,815 "Peg" saved everyone that day. 827 00:48:35,982 --> 00:48:38,952 [Chickenhare] You were a hero and everyone loved you, Meg. 828 00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:41,421 Uh, I mean "Peg". 829 00:48:41,588 --> 00:48:44,624 No, they treated me worse than ever. 830 00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:47,594 But for the first time, I didn't care. 831 00:48:47,761 --> 00:48:51,998 I realized the thing that I was corking, wasn't something to be ashamed of. 832 00:48:52,165 --> 00:48:54,367 No, it's what made me special. 833 00:48:54,934 --> 00:48:57,604 Chickenhare, you're a corker. 834 00:48:57,771 --> 00:49:02,750 Until you blow open your treasury vault, you won't know what makes you special. 835 00:49:02,275 --> 00:49:04,844 [yawns] Nice story, Meg, 836 00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:07,800 and I liked the way you changed your name 837 00:49:07,247 --> 00:49:09,182 to make it feel more universal. 838 00:49:09,349 --> 00:49:11,518 But when the volcano turns us to ash, 839 00:49:11,685 --> 00:49:15,388 it isn't gonna discriminate between the corkers and the non-corkers. 840 00:49:15,555 --> 00:49:18,758 True. But they're not gonna throw us in that volcano. 841 00:49:18,925 --> 00:49:19,993 Uh… 842 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,262 -They're not? -Nope. 843 00:49:22,429 --> 00:49:24,330 Because you're gonna break us out. 844 00:49:27,267 --> 00:49:29,135 [snoring] 845 00:49:30,203 --> 00:49:32,872 -Are you sure about this? -Trust me. 846 00:49:34,607 --> 00:49:37,677 [suspenseful music] 847 00:49:40,547 --> 00:49:41,881 [sneezes] 848 00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,880 [Pigmies snoring] 849 00:49:48,254 --> 00:49:51,291 [triumphant music] 850 00:49:51,458 --> 00:49:52,792 [Pigmies sneezing] 851 00:50:04,637 --> 00:50:05,939 [snoring] 852 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,410 [intriguing music] 853 00:50:14,247 --> 00:50:16,516 [snoring continues] 854 00:50:21,721 --> 00:50:22,922 [whispering] Chickenhare. 855 00:50:25,325 --> 00:50:29,562 [calm music] 856 00:50:29,729 --> 00:50:31,664 [whispering] I'll be right back. 857 00:50:31,831 --> 00:50:33,800 No. [sighs] 858 00:50:36,102 --> 00:50:37,470 [grunts] 859 00:50:39,272 --> 00:50:41,274 Really? [sighs] 860 00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:45,512 [thrilling music] 861 00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:49,816 [grunting] 862 00:50:51,885 --> 00:50:54,870 Chickenhare, don't. 863 00:50:59,726 --> 00:51:01,561 You don't need those. 864 00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:18,745 [sighs] 865 00:51:25,552 --> 00:51:27,287 [signals transmitting] 866 00:51:28,922 --> 00:51:31,458 [intriguing music] 867 00:51:34,294 --> 00:51:35,562 [gasps] 868 00:51:39,990 --> 00:51:40,533 [gasp] 869 00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:42,635 [signals continuing transmitting] 870 00:51:45,939 --> 00:51:47,374 Well, you know, 871 00:51:47,540 --> 00:51:51,978 I always felt waiting 'til first light was a bit arbitrary. 872 00:51:52,178 --> 00:51:53,913 Take them to the volcano now! 873 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:55,248 Put down your weapons, 874 00:51:55,415 --> 00:51:57,417 or your god gets it! 875 00:51:58,218 --> 00:51:59,219 Abe? 876 00:51:59,919 --> 00:52:01,554 Come on, guys, hurry up. 877 00:52:02,856 --> 00:52:05,825 Look how Santoro maintains his stoicism, 878 00:52:06,426 --> 00:52:09,429 even with a spear at his throat. 879 00:52:09,596 --> 00:52:13,800 Let's see how he maintains his stoicism rolling down a hill! 880 00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:17,370 Now they'll all follow him as we make our escape… 881 00:52:21,775 --> 00:52:24,210 -Or not. -Get them! 882 00:52:24,577 --> 00:52:28,181 [upbeat music] [panting] 883 00:52:28,348 --> 00:52:29,916 Oh great Santoro, 884 00:52:30,830 --> 00:52:33,386 your revenge is at hand! 885 00:52:40,930 --> 00:52:41,327 Watch out! 886 00:52:42,495 --> 00:52:45,265 [Abe] This isn't worth perpetual three-day weekends! 887 00:52:48,301 --> 00:52:49,302 No, come here! 888 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,480 Woah! 889 00:53:09,890 --> 00:53:10,390 [sighs] 890 00:53:12,826 --> 00:53:14,160 Tell me you've recharged! 891 00:53:14,728 --> 00:53:16,563 I'm trying! Almost there. 892 00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:21,868 [screams] 893 00:53:22,669 --> 00:53:25,205 I'm starting to think you're not special at all, 894 00:53:25,372 --> 00:53:26,773 you just have an enormous ego! 895 00:53:26,940 --> 00:53:28,908 There we go, I'm back. 896 00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:30,310 Fire in the hole! 897 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:35,480 [slowed down music] 898 00:53:35,215 --> 00:53:36,216 Ow! 899 00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:38,451 [breathing heavily] 900 00:53:42,550 --> 00:53:43,423 Chickenhare! 901 00:53:43,890 --> 00:53:48,610 [intriguing music] 902 00:53:57,103 --> 00:53:59,606 -Chickenhare! This way! -Coming! 903 00:54:02,409 --> 00:54:03,576 [growls] 904 00:54:05,478 --> 00:54:08,148 [triumphant music] 905 00:54:09,382 --> 00:54:10,617 [gasp] 906 00:54:11,510 --> 00:54:12,118 Woah! 907 00:54:12,285 --> 00:54:13,520 [growls] 908 00:54:17,223 --> 00:54:19,325 Chickenhare! Your moves have moves. 909 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,677 Good work, Chickenhare. 910 00:54:37,844 --> 00:54:38,845 Did you see that? 911 00:54:39,813 --> 00:54:41,348 [shrieks] 912 00:54:41,748 --> 00:54:43,483 [war cry] 913 00:54:43,783 --> 00:54:44,851 Let's go. 914 00:54:48,221 --> 00:54:49,255 Look! 915 00:54:49,422 --> 00:54:51,925 [Chickenhare] Woah, the mountain! 916 00:54:55,495 --> 00:54:57,497 [rumbling] 917 00:54:58,331 --> 00:55:00,800 [thrilling music] 918 00:55:00,967 --> 00:55:02,635 Incoming! 919 00:55:07,474 --> 00:55:09,843 -Meg, get us across! -I can't do it. 920 00:55:10,243 --> 00:55:12,780 I can't do it. Last time I tried… 921 00:55:12,245 --> 00:55:14,848 Last time your jacket was holding your arm back. 922 00:55:16,349 --> 00:55:17,784 You're almost here, Chickenhare. 923 00:55:22,550 --> 00:55:24,424 -Wow, I did it! Hang on! -Here we go! 924 00:55:24,591 --> 00:55:26,920 [Abe laughs] 925 00:55:26,259 --> 00:55:27,260 Woohoo! 926 00:55:28,561 --> 00:55:31,464 [Abe] Oh, please. No! 927 00:55:33,533 --> 00:55:35,702 You couldn't have brought the large whip, 928 00:55:35,869 --> 00:55:37,203 could you, Meg? 929 00:55:38,705 --> 00:55:40,106 I hate adventuring! 930 00:55:40,273 --> 00:55:41,775 [scream] 931 00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:46,790 Hey! It's even further than I thought. 932 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,455 [screaming] 933 00:55:58,825 --> 00:56:01,610 [breathing heavily] 934 00:56:05,165 --> 00:56:08,601 According to the map, the temple's at the top of the mountain. 935 00:56:08,768 --> 00:56:12,138 We need a plan. Lapin is probably halfway up there already. 936 00:56:12,305 --> 00:56:13,340 I have a plan! 937 00:56:13,506 --> 00:56:15,709 If we take the Nearly Impassable Pass, 938 00:56:16,142 --> 00:56:19,312 by the time the trails merge, we should be ahead of them… 939 00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:21,314 Sounds like a genius plan to me. 940 00:56:21,481 --> 00:56:24,517 We might actually get that Hamster of Darkness after all. 941 00:56:24,684 --> 00:56:28,922 What do you mean "might"? Lapin's gonna eat our feather dust. 942 00:56:29,689 --> 00:56:31,291 Uh… Abe? 943 00:56:32,992 --> 00:56:35,950 This mud's actually very nutrient-rich. 944 00:56:35,662 --> 00:56:37,130 Uh, let's go. 945 00:56:37,297 --> 00:56:40,233 Hey, I wanna stop Lapin as much as you, 946 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,168 well maybe 10% as much as you, 947 00:56:42,335 --> 00:56:44,637 but can't we look good doing it? 948 00:56:45,505 --> 00:56:50,176 [soft music] 949 00:56:57,150 --> 00:57:00,954 [ominous music] 950 00:57:02,555 --> 00:57:03,957 [Barry screams] 951 00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:07,660 Here I am. You won't believe it. 952 00:57:07,827 --> 00:57:11,970 Chickenhare's heading up the Nearly Impassable Pass! 953 00:57:11,264 --> 00:57:12,665 What? Impossible! 954 00:57:12,832 --> 00:57:16,603 Huh? No, again I think it's more improbable than impossible. 955 00:57:16,770 --> 00:57:19,606 You know, I tell you what, the way he's going, 956 00:57:19,773 --> 00:57:23,176 the Three Deadly Trials won't be a problem for Chickenhare. 957 00:57:28,181 --> 00:57:30,830 Get the dynamite. 958 00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:32,520 Come on, Abe! 959 00:57:33,119 --> 00:57:34,688 We're closing in on them. 960 00:57:34,854 --> 00:57:36,222 Hello, I'm a turtle! 961 00:57:36,389 --> 00:57:39,926 Are you completely unaware of my species' role in fables? 962 00:57:40,930 --> 00:57:41,628 [grunting] 963 00:57:41,795 --> 00:57:43,463 [explosion] 964 00:57:46,633 --> 00:57:47,767 You idiots! 965 00:57:47,934 --> 00:57:51,671 The avalanche was supposed to take out Chickenhare, not us! 966 00:57:51,838 --> 00:57:53,440 [distant screaming] 967 00:57:56,576 --> 00:57:59,412 It really is difficult to find good help these days. 968 00:58:01,314 --> 00:58:04,184 [echoing] Lapin! Lapin! 969 00:58:04,351 --> 00:58:06,520 Look, Lapin's a goner. 970 00:58:08,254 --> 00:58:11,524 -I guess there's nothing we can do. -Yeah there is. 971 00:58:15,462 --> 00:58:16,996 You're right, nothing we can do. 972 00:58:17,163 --> 00:58:18,431 Oh, let's go. 973 00:58:18,598 --> 00:58:19,999 Sorry, guys. 974 00:58:23,470 --> 00:58:27,474 [calm music] 975 00:58:31,978 --> 00:58:33,680 According to the legend, 976 00:58:33,847 --> 00:58:37,851 we're looking for a hamster face etched in the ice. 977 00:58:52,298 --> 00:58:53,666 [Meg] I got it! 978 00:58:54,968 --> 00:58:56,169 This way! 979 00:59:05,912 --> 00:59:07,914 Alright, we're going in. 980 00:59:08,810 --> 00:59:09,849 You read my mind, partner. 981 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,552 Wait. Lapin's dead and buried. 982 00:59:12,719 --> 00:59:14,421 Probably not in that order. 983 00:59:14,587 --> 00:59:17,390 We saved the kingdom. We're done here. Let's go home. 984 00:59:17,557 --> 00:59:20,894 Abe, if I can bring back the Hamster of Darkness, 985 00:59:21,610 --> 00:59:23,763 my dad will let me join the Royal Adventure Society. 986 00:59:23,930 --> 00:59:26,166 Isn't it enough that you made it this far? 987 00:59:26,332 --> 00:59:28,134 And who's gonna believe me? 988 00:59:28,301 --> 00:59:30,770 I need the hamster as proof. 989 00:59:30,937 --> 00:59:33,640 Now the only thing standing between us and it 990 00:59:33,807 --> 00:59:35,642 are the Three Deadly Trials. 991 00:59:35,809 --> 00:59:38,440 Abe, if you wanna stay behind, fine, but… 992 00:59:38,478 --> 00:59:40,580 I'm in! [grunts] 993 00:59:44,217 --> 00:59:47,187 [sighs] I've always been a follower. 994 00:59:47,721 --> 00:59:50,457 I want every other Thursday off too! 995 00:59:53,259 --> 00:59:56,129 [mysterious music] 996 00:59:56,296 --> 00:59:59,766 "In order to enter the Temple of the Hamster of Darkness, 997 00:59:59,933 --> 01:00:02,869 one must pass the Three Deadly Trials." 998 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:06,973 Why's it always three? Why can't it ever be two trials? 999 01:00:10,310 --> 01:00:11,644 What's the first one? 1000 01:00:11,811 --> 01:00:14,381 "We hamsters may be small of stature, 1001 01:00:14,547 --> 01:00:16,416 but we are cool under pressure. 1002 01:00:16,583 --> 01:00:17,851 We never lose our heads, 1003 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:23,189 even when confronted by imminent death." 1004 01:00:23,356 --> 01:00:26,920 "Imminent death"! That's how we start? 1005 01:00:29,896 --> 01:00:31,965 Sadistic little rodents, aren't they? 1006 01:00:38,505 --> 01:00:39,973 "Small of stature"… 1007 01:00:44,477 --> 01:00:45,578 Ah! 1008 01:00:46,790 --> 01:00:47,480 "Cool under pressure"… 1009 01:00:47,647 --> 01:00:49,416 [Abe screams] 1010 01:00:58,191 --> 01:00:59,159 Hey! 1011 01:00:59,325 --> 01:01:00,427 A secret passage! 1012 01:01:00,894 --> 01:01:02,896 -Well done! -Let's get out of here! 1013 01:01:03,630 --> 01:01:05,665 [breathes heavily] Woah! 1014 01:01:05,832 --> 01:01:08,100 [groaning] 1015 01:01:10,970 --> 01:01:15,108 [enchanting music] 1016 01:01:15,742 --> 01:01:17,811 [Meg] What's the second trial? 1017 01:01:18,311 --> 01:01:22,849 "Though we hamsters may not be so fleet of foot to outrun our Destiny, 1018 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:25,618 we do have the courage to face it." 1019 01:01:26,219 --> 01:01:28,722 Enough with this fake self-deprecating routine. 1020 01:01:28,888 --> 01:01:31,624 Why couldn't these hamsters hire shrinks like us? 1021 01:01:31,791 --> 01:01:35,161 [suspenseful music] 1022 01:01:38,498 --> 01:01:40,330 Run! 1023 01:01:44,537 --> 01:01:46,539 [breathing heavily] 1024 01:01:47,107 --> 01:01:49,142 Look, that's Ramon's wife! 1025 01:01:49,309 --> 01:01:52,245 It's wonderful that you admire the female form… 1026 01:01:52,812 --> 01:01:55,715 His wife Destiny. We have to stand here facing Destiny. 1027 01:01:56,490 --> 01:01:58,184 Oh yeah! Or… we can run! 1028 01:01:58,351 --> 01:02:01,221 Meg, if you're gonna side with me once before I die, 1029 01:02:01,388 --> 01:02:03,560 you have 10 seconds. 9… 1030 01:02:03,223 --> 01:02:04,224 I'm with Chickenhare. 1031 01:02:06,326 --> 01:02:08,561 Uh-oh, miscalculated! 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… 1032 01:02:08,728 --> 01:02:10,430 [scream] 1033 01:02:12,632 --> 01:02:14,667 [ice breaking] 1034 01:02:19,472 --> 01:02:21,708 [all] Woah! 1035 01:02:22,742 --> 01:02:26,746 [calm music] 1036 01:02:34,421 --> 01:02:36,220 Oh! 1037 01:02:47,701 --> 01:02:50,370 Think these hamsters had issues with being short? 1038 01:02:50,537 --> 01:02:53,473 [Abe] Do I even wanna ask what the third trial is? 1039 01:02:53,773 --> 01:02:57,210 -All the legend says, is: "Do this." -Do what? 1040 01:03:02,682 --> 01:03:05,752 [childish music] 1041 01:03:07,253 --> 01:03:09,456 That can't be it. Could it? 1042 01:03:15,261 --> 01:03:17,230 [childish music stops] 1043 01:03:23,636 --> 01:03:28,541 [hesitant music] 1044 01:03:38,218 --> 01:03:40,200 [Abe shrieks] 1045 01:03:47,293 --> 01:03:49,896 [Abe] Man, these hamsters keep you off-balance. 1046 01:04:01,374 --> 01:04:02,742 The scepter… 1047 01:04:05,478 --> 01:04:06,813 [Chickenhare] We made it! 1048 01:04:20,293 --> 01:04:22,462 I'm taking you home. 1049 01:04:27,333 --> 01:04:29,502 [breathes heavily] 1050 01:04:31,438 --> 01:04:32,472 Ah. 1051 01:04:33,773 --> 01:04:36,209 [Lapin] The Hamster of Darkness. 1052 01:04:36,910 --> 01:04:38,912 [Meg & Abe shriek] 1053 01:04:39,790 --> 01:04:42,315 -But you… -Were buried in that avalanche? 1054 01:04:42,482 --> 01:04:45,185 Or did I make you think I was? 1055 01:04:45,585 --> 01:04:48,221 See, I asked myself: 1056 01:04:48,388 --> 01:04:51,591 Why should I try to pass the Three Deadly Trials 1057 01:04:51,758 --> 01:04:55,610 when my very eager nephew would do it for me? 1058 01:04:56,620 --> 01:04:57,263 Give me that scepter. 1059 01:04:57,430 --> 01:04:58,998 [Meg] Don't give it to him! 1060 01:04:59,899 --> 01:05:02,969 You're smart, Chickenhare. I could use someone like you. 1061 01:05:03,503 --> 01:05:07,140 You could be in charge of my adventure society. 1062 01:05:07,307 --> 01:05:09,542 We'll show everyone who laughs at us, 1063 01:05:09,709 --> 01:05:13,380 take our revenge on those who'd shun us because we're different. 1064 01:05:13,546 --> 01:05:15,882 We're so alike, you and I. 1065 01:05:16,716 --> 01:05:18,685 I'm nothing like you. 1066 01:05:18,852 --> 01:05:21,755 But you are. Because Chickenhare… 1067 01:05:21,921 --> 01:05:23,223 I'm your father. 1068 01:05:24,624 --> 01:05:26,760 I'm just kidding. I'm not your father! 1069 01:05:26,926 --> 01:05:29,229 But wouldn't it have been crazy if I was, 1070 01:05:29,396 --> 01:05:30,630 right? 1071 01:05:31,765 --> 01:05:32,932 Give me that scepter or… 1072 01:05:33,990 --> 01:05:35,835 One more step and I'll throw it over the edge. 1073 01:05:36,336 --> 01:05:38,638 Do it and I'll throw your friends over. 1074 01:05:39,172 --> 01:05:40,674 Give it to him! Post haste. 1075 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,542 Do not call his bluff. 1076 01:05:42,709 --> 01:05:45,450 Prisoners play a lot of poker! A lot! 1077 01:05:45,211 --> 01:05:48,480 If I give it to you, you'll let them go? 1078 01:05:48,214 --> 01:05:50,417 I'll let you all go. 1079 01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:51,851 I swear it. 1080 01:05:52,180 --> 01:05:54,200 [Meg] No, he's lying. Ow! 1081 01:05:54,521 --> 01:05:57,691 Do you know the final piece of the legend, Chickenhare? 1082 01:05:58,958 --> 01:06:01,995 "He who releases the Hamster of Darkness 1083 01:06:02,162 --> 01:06:04,664 shall be followed for all of his days." 1084 01:06:07,801 --> 01:06:10,637 -That's right, little freak. -[both grunt] 1085 01:06:17,770 --> 01:06:18,378 [clears throat] 1086 01:06:18,878 --> 01:06:21,314 I, Lapin the IX, 1087 01:06:21,481 --> 01:06:23,216 call upon you 1088 01:06:23,550 --> 01:06:25,919 to bring the darkness. 1089 01:06:26,619 --> 01:06:29,923 [intense music] 1090 01:06:35,795 --> 01:06:37,263 [whimpering] 1091 01:06:43,837 --> 01:06:45,438 What have I done? 1092 01:06:49,542 --> 01:06:51,745 [evil laughter] 1093 01:06:52,245 --> 01:06:54,714 What do you say we go take back my kingdom? 1094 01:06:55,150 --> 01:06:59,219 - What about the freak and his friends? - I promised I'd let them go. 1095 01:06:59,386 --> 01:07:01,554 So, let them go… over the edge. 1096 01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:03,556 Darn semantics… 1097 01:07:03,723 --> 01:07:05,959 [all scream] [clatter] 1098 01:07:10,563 --> 01:07:14,340 [Lapin groans] I have good news and bad news. 1099 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,770 The bad news is that you should freeze to death 1100 01:07:16,936 --> 01:07:19,339 in about… 12 hours. 1101 01:07:19,506 --> 01:07:21,708 Really? I think it's gonna be quicker. 1102 01:07:21,875 --> 01:07:23,143 What's the good news? 1103 01:07:23,309 --> 01:07:26,546 Please be that they're sending a rope down for us. 1104 01:07:26,713 --> 01:07:30,183 The good news is you'll outlive your father, Chickenhare. 1105 01:07:30,850 --> 01:07:32,552 I wouldn't call that good news. 1106 01:07:32,719 --> 01:07:35,722 -Maybe slightly better news… -[Lapin's evil laughter] 1107 01:07:42,295 --> 01:07:44,970 [sighs] We found nothing. 1108 01:07:44,264 --> 01:07:46,833 It was just another of my brother's tricks. 1109 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,350 Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. 1110 01:07:49,202 --> 01:07:51,771 If Lapin got the scepter, things could get rough. 1111 01:07:51,938 --> 01:07:54,708 Go and take shelter in the dungeon. 1112 01:07:58,345 --> 01:08:00,880 Dad, I've gone to stop Lapin. 1113 01:08:01,470 --> 01:08:04,250 I know I'm not an Adventurer like you, but I'll try my best. 1114 01:08:04,417 --> 01:08:06,190 I'm sorry for all this. 1115 01:08:06,186 --> 01:08:08,722 I love you, Chickenhare. 1116 01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:13,827 [grunting] 1117 01:08:14,928 --> 01:08:16,129 This is all my fault. 1118 01:08:16,296 --> 01:08:17,764 Know what? You're right! 1119 01:08:17,931 --> 01:08:20,500 It is all your fault! 100%! 1120 01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:22,869 We could've gone home now, but no, 1121 01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:24,971 you had to find the Hamster of Darkness. 1122 01:08:25,138 --> 01:08:27,774 -So everyone would forget you're… -A freak? 1123 01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:32,345 I thought bringing it back would make them accept me. 1124 01:08:33,313 --> 01:08:35,548 [sighs] It's not all your fault. 1125 01:08:35,715 --> 01:08:38,510 It's Meg's fault too. She's a bad influence. 1126 01:08:38,218 --> 01:08:41,621 And I wasn't gonna say "freak." I was gonna say "Chickenhare." 1127 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:43,923 -Same thing. -No, they're not. 1128 01:08:44,357 --> 01:08:47,460 Look at me! Why couldn't I just be normal? 1129 01:08:47,627 --> 01:08:50,997 Lapin never would've escaped, and I wouldn't've come here. 1130 01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:55,201 Because you're not normal! Pretending you were only made it worse. 1131 01:08:55,635 --> 01:08:58,505 But when you got rid of that costume and became you… 1132 01:08:58,872 --> 01:09:00,306 You found the hamster. 1133 01:09:00,473 --> 01:09:03,843 The treasure no adventurer could find for thousands of years. 1134 01:09:04,144 --> 01:09:06,479 Lapin never would've found it without you. 1135 01:09:06,646 --> 01:09:08,682 I'm trying to let it go, but I can't. 1136 01:09:08,848 --> 01:09:11,584 All of us are born with things that make us different. 1137 01:09:11,751 --> 01:09:14,387 The only choice we have is how we see those things. 1138 01:09:14,554 --> 01:09:18,558 So, we can either be ashamed of them or we can embrace them 1139 01:09:18,725 --> 01:09:20,427 and see that our differences make us… 1140 01:09:20,593 --> 01:09:21,828 Special. 1141 01:09:24,431 --> 01:09:26,660 -No! -Chickenhare! 1142 01:09:26,232 --> 01:09:29,502 [intriguing music] 1143 01:09:39,412 --> 01:09:41,247 [Abe cheers & laughs] 1144 01:09:41,748 --> 01:09:43,583 Whoop-de-doo! 1145 01:09:48,788 --> 01:09:50,390 [Abe] Woohoo! 1146 01:09:55,610 --> 01:09:57,564 Really? [sighs] 1147 01:10:02,202 --> 01:10:04,704 -[Ape pants] -Come on, Abe. 1148 01:10:05,805 --> 01:10:07,173 They're too far ahead. 1149 01:10:07,340 --> 01:10:09,709 When we get to your kingdom, it'll be too late. 1150 01:10:09,876 --> 01:10:13,460 We've come too far. There's gotta be a way. 1151 01:10:13,213 --> 01:10:15,415 -I have a plan. -You have a plan? 1152 01:10:15,582 --> 01:10:17,617 I have my moments. 1153 01:10:18,180 --> 01:10:19,519 My secret shame. 1154 01:10:19,686 --> 01:10:21,588 I was born without a shell. 1155 01:10:21,755 --> 01:10:25,125 This one's my Uncle Herb's… Love you Uncle Herbie! 1156 01:10:26,626 --> 01:10:27,627 Woah! 1157 01:10:28,294 --> 01:10:31,464 What? It's not like I got feathers growing out of my head. 1158 01:10:31,631 --> 01:10:33,660 It's not that. 1159 01:10:33,233 --> 01:10:35,168 It's just that, uh… 1160 01:10:35,335 --> 01:10:37,837 you're really pale. 1161 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,306 Eww. That is unattractive. 1162 01:10:40,473 --> 01:10:43,900 Eh, anyway, who's ready to ride? 1163 01:10:43,743 --> 01:10:45,645 [screaming] 1164 01:10:46,980 --> 01:10:48,982 -Should've used less wax! -Get down! 1165 01:10:50,216 --> 01:10:52,452 -[Abe] Ow! -[Chickenhare] Watch out! 1166 01:10:55,288 --> 01:10:56,890 [groan] 1167 01:10:58,425 --> 01:10:59,926 [Meg] Woohoo! 1168 01:11:01,628 --> 01:11:02,829 Alright! 1169 01:11:02,996 --> 01:11:05,298 -We're gonna catch Lapin. -Or not. 1170 01:11:05,799 --> 01:11:07,000 [screaming] 1171 01:11:07,167 --> 01:11:08,535 [Lapin hums] 1172 01:11:09,969 --> 01:11:11,705 [Abe] I hate adventuring. 1173 01:11:11,871 --> 01:11:14,140 [panting] 1174 01:11:17,644 --> 01:11:19,379 Sir, Lapin's at the gate. 1175 01:11:19,546 --> 01:11:21,648 He requests to see you. 1176 01:11:22,349 --> 01:11:24,250 Let's settle this! 1177 01:11:27,754 --> 01:11:29,723 [Lapin hums] 1178 01:11:30,290 --> 01:11:34,940 Not another step forward, Brother, until you tell me where my son is. 1179 01:11:35,428 --> 01:11:38,298 You mean that worthless little half-breed freak? 1180 01:11:38,465 --> 01:11:40,400 He's not coming back. 1181 01:11:40,533 --> 01:11:42,702 I made quite sure of that. 1182 01:11:43,136 --> 01:11:44,170 [roar] 1183 01:11:44,637 --> 01:11:45,805 Hold it. 1184 01:11:45,972 --> 01:11:49,750 Brother, please. Where is my son? 1185 01:11:49,242 --> 01:11:51,144 [laughs] 1186 01:11:51,311 --> 01:11:55,810 I assume he froze to death on the side of the cliff I threw him over. 1187 01:11:55,248 --> 01:11:56,249 No! 1188 01:11:56,850 --> 01:11:57,851 The scepter? 1189 01:11:58,218 --> 01:12:00,854 That's right! I found it. 1190 01:12:01,354 --> 01:12:03,356 Ah, technically Chickenhare found… 1191 01:12:03,523 --> 01:12:06,590 Enough talk. Hamsters, attack! 1192 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:08,328 [all] Ah! 1193 01:12:09,629 --> 01:12:11,464 [Lapin's evil laughter] 1194 01:12:16,169 --> 01:12:18,304 [frantic commotion] 1195 01:12:27,580 --> 01:12:29,382 Sounds like a lost cause. 1196 01:12:29,549 --> 01:12:31,217 My favorite kind. 1197 01:12:31,384 --> 01:12:33,186 Meg, I'll need your whip. 1198 01:12:33,353 --> 01:12:35,455 -Thought you'd never ask. -[sighs] 1199 01:12:43,596 --> 01:12:45,932 [rebellious music] 1200 01:12:46,990 --> 01:12:47,767 We can sneak up on Lapin. 1201 01:12:47,934 --> 01:12:51,400 That's a terrible plan, he's got a million hamsters. 1202 01:12:51,171 --> 01:12:52,205 Lance, Whitey! 1203 01:12:52,372 --> 01:12:54,207 Chickenhare! We thought you were dead. 1204 01:12:54,374 --> 01:12:57,210 Nope. Alive and kicking with these. 1205 01:12:57,377 --> 01:12:59,346 So, where do we stand? 1206 01:13:00,130 --> 01:13:02,148 [Lance] It looks pretty hopeless. 1207 01:13:02,315 --> 01:13:03,416 We gotta get down there. 1208 01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:06,753 We gotta find a way to get past those million hamsters. 1209 01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:08,221 With big tails. 1210 01:13:08,755 --> 01:13:11,570 What? I was born without a shell. 1211 01:13:11,391 --> 01:13:14,327 A dose of skepticism has been essential to my survival. 1212 01:13:15,295 --> 01:13:17,163 That's how we sneak up on Lapin! 1213 01:13:17,330 --> 01:13:21,468 -With my skepticism? -No, with your shell. 1214 01:13:21,634 --> 01:13:25,638 Well, at least we know your plan's not the worst one, Whitey. 1215 01:13:26,172 --> 01:13:28,274 Mine, at long last. 1216 01:13:28,808 --> 01:13:30,877 [laughs] Oh! 1217 01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:32,512 Perfect fit. 1218 01:13:33,146 --> 01:13:36,149 Actually, I'll need to have it taken in a little 1219 01:13:36,316 --> 01:13:39,786 because you have such a big fat head, Brother. 1220 01:13:40,286 --> 01:13:42,222 Maybe you're not so perfect after all. 1221 01:13:42,789 --> 01:13:45,910 [glorious music] 1222 01:13:46,259 --> 01:13:47,427 [groans] 1223 01:13:47,594 --> 01:13:48,595 What? 1224 01:13:48,762 --> 01:13:51,631 Peg, say hello to my little smelly friend! 1225 01:13:52,665 --> 01:13:54,667 [suffocating] 1226 01:13:57,604 --> 01:13:59,339 Hey, Chickenhare's plan worked! 1227 01:14:01,307 --> 01:14:02,742 Woah! 1228 01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:06,246 Chickenhare! 1229 01:14:07,213 --> 01:14:08,214 You? 1230 01:14:08,381 --> 01:14:13,860 Hamsters, I command you to fight no more and return to the scepter. 1231 01:14:15,422 --> 01:14:16,756 I mean it. 1232 01:14:16,923 --> 01:14:18,240 I'm serious. 1233 01:14:18,391 --> 01:14:20,293 I command you! 1234 01:14:21,261 --> 01:14:22,562 [weakly] Please… 1235 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,999 [evil laughter] Fool! 1236 01:14:26,166 --> 01:14:28,835 That scepter is nothing without me. 1237 01:14:29,202 --> 01:14:31,504 "For he who releases the Hamster of Darkness 1238 01:14:31,671 --> 01:14:34,441 shall be followed for all of his days." 1239 01:14:34,607 --> 01:14:36,900 The power's already mine. 1240 01:14:36,176 --> 01:14:38,378 That's not true. Without the scepter, 1241 01:14:38,545 --> 01:14:40,347 he will lose his power. 1242 01:14:40,513 --> 01:14:41,881 Then I'll get rid of it. 1243 01:14:42,415 --> 01:14:43,416 Hamsters… 1244 01:14:43,583 --> 01:14:45,285 [Lance & Whitey] Run, Chickenhare! 1245 01:14:45,452 --> 01:14:46,686 Attack! 1246 01:14:54,728 --> 01:14:56,763 Argh. [evil laughter] 1247 01:14:57,664 --> 01:14:59,990 [screaming] 1248 01:15:00,867 --> 01:15:02,969 Oops. Now what? 1249 01:15:03,536 --> 01:15:06,272 What are you waiting for? Break that wall! 1250 01:15:10,430 --> 01:15:12,120 [breathing heavily] 1251 01:15:23,123 --> 01:15:24,958 [evil laughter] 1252 01:15:26,593 --> 01:15:28,294 [explosion] [gasps] 1253 01:15:32,899 --> 01:15:35,635 Get the scepter, now, before he throws it in the pit! 1254 01:15:39,339 --> 01:15:40,440 [grunts] 1255 01:15:48,815 --> 01:15:50,450 Hamsters, the wheel! 1256 01:15:54,721 --> 01:15:56,589 [grunts] 1257 01:15:59,592 --> 01:16:02,462 Okay, Chickenhare, that's how you want to play it, 1258 01:16:02,629 --> 01:16:05,432 then let's do it my way. 1259 01:16:10,170 --> 01:16:11,171 [shrieks] 1260 01:16:19,846 --> 01:16:21,140 [Barry] Ow! 1261 01:16:21,181 --> 01:16:22,248 How does it look? 1262 01:16:26,386 --> 01:16:27,520 That wasn't there before. 1263 01:16:28,455 --> 01:16:30,357 [squeaky chuckling] 1264 01:16:32,325 --> 01:16:33,560 [grunts] 1265 01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:39,499 [crows] 1266 01:16:42,369 --> 01:16:45,338 Hey rodents, come and get us if you dare! 1267 01:16:51,378 --> 01:16:54,470 -[Abe] Hi there. -[groan] 1268 01:16:55,849 --> 01:16:57,784 [grunting] 1269 01:17:06,393 --> 01:17:08,561 [grunting] 1270 01:17:16,836 --> 01:17:18,304 [screaming] 1271 01:17:24,210 --> 01:17:26,546 [hamsters squealing] 1272 01:17:27,313 --> 01:17:28,548 Woah! Look at him! 1273 01:17:28,715 --> 01:17:31,885 Get me the scepter if you want to fly another day. 1274 01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:33,286 Woah! 1275 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:40,627 [Barry grunts] 1276 01:17:44,831 --> 01:17:46,466 -Come on! -[Barry laughs] 1277 01:17:47,701 --> 01:17:50,103 -[grunting] -Huh? 1278 01:17:50,804 --> 01:17:52,872 Woah, woah, woah! 1279 01:17:57,177 --> 01:17:58,178 [screams] 1280 01:18:00,847 --> 01:18:02,482 Game over, Lapin. 1281 01:18:02,649 --> 01:18:05,919 No it's not, we're just about to get started. 1282 01:18:06,519 --> 01:18:10,423 [intense music] 1283 01:18:12,292 --> 01:18:14,327 [grunting] 1284 01:18:26,706 --> 01:18:27,807 [groans] 1285 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:33,179 [gasps] 1286 01:18:34,814 --> 01:18:36,149 [sighs] 1287 01:18:38,585 --> 01:18:40,387 [laughing] 1288 01:18:41,187 --> 01:18:42,355 [cheering] 1289 01:18:42,522 --> 01:18:44,924 Catch me if you can! [laughs] 1290 01:18:45,910 --> 01:18:47,894 -Let's finish this, Brother. -Not so fast. 1291 01:18:48,610 --> 01:18:49,950 Huh? 1292 01:18:49,796 --> 01:18:51,640 Argh! 1293 01:18:51,231 --> 01:18:52,499 Hamsters, charge! 1294 01:18:58,872 --> 01:19:01,608 Finish him, Chickenhare's mine. 1295 01:19:03,543 --> 01:19:05,145 [grunting] 1296 01:19:07,847 --> 01:19:10,500 [crying out in pain] 1297 01:19:15,550 --> 01:19:16,756 -[groans] -[gasps] 1298 01:19:19,559 --> 01:19:21,895 [screaming] 1299 01:19:23,129 --> 01:19:25,131 [screaming] 1300 01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:28,101 [growls] 1301 01:19:31,304 --> 01:19:33,873 [suspenseful music] 1302 01:19:39,713 --> 01:19:41,247 Give me that! 1303 01:19:41,748 --> 01:19:44,417 [Chickenhare grunting] 1304 01:19:56,596 --> 01:19:58,965 -[screams] -[laughs] Good riddance. 1305 01:19:59,833 --> 01:20:01,301 [exhales in relief] 1306 01:20:03,603 --> 01:20:05,939 [both grunting] 1307 01:20:18,718 --> 01:20:20,520 [evil laughter] 1308 01:20:20,687 --> 01:20:21,688 Uncle! 1309 01:20:21,855 --> 01:20:23,857 [screaming] 1310 01:20:24,424 --> 01:20:25,792 Uncle! 1311 01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:36,302 -[groans] -[grunts] 1312 01:20:37,937 --> 01:20:38,938 [gasps] 1313 01:20:39,506 --> 01:20:41,441 I got you, come on. 1314 01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:48,214 Huh? [screaming] 1315 01:20:48,381 --> 01:20:50,183 [screams] Chickenhare, no! 1316 01:20:50,617 --> 01:20:53,520 Fly chicken, fly. 1317 01:20:54,254 --> 01:20:55,255 Oh! 1318 01:20:57,190 --> 01:20:58,591 [screaming] 1319 01:21:01,461 --> 01:21:03,563 [screaming] 1320 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:07,934 [screaming] 1321 01:21:11,337 --> 01:21:16,900 [evil laughter] If I'm going down, at least I'm taking you with me. 1322 01:21:21,247 --> 01:21:22,315 What? 1323 01:21:22,482 --> 01:21:24,500 Impossible! 1324 01:21:25,418 --> 01:21:27,870 [all] Woah! 1325 01:21:27,253 --> 01:21:30,560 [soft music] 1326 01:21:31,591 --> 01:21:33,593 [pant] 1327 01:21:37,263 --> 01:21:38,832 Woohoo! 1328 01:21:39,733 --> 01:21:42,669 [joyous music] 1329 01:21:45,538 --> 01:21:46,606 [laughs] 1330 01:21:53,313 --> 01:21:55,810 Hey, guys, I'm back! 1331 01:21:55,248 --> 01:21:56,916 Alright, you did it! 1332 01:21:57,183 --> 01:21:59,519 Did you see that? I can fly! 1333 01:21:59,686 --> 01:22:02,922 Nah. I wouldn't call that flying, more like gliding. 1334 01:22:03,890 --> 01:22:05,325 Ugh. Abe, cork it, will you? 1335 01:22:05,525 --> 01:22:06,726 Chickenhare, 1336 01:22:06,893 --> 01:22:08,128 you found it. 1337 01:22:08,895 --> 01:22:10,430 Yeah, but Lapin took it and… 1338 01:22:10,597 --> 01:22:13,990 Not the Hamster of Darkness, Chickenhare. 1339 01:22:13,266 --> 01:22:14,467 You. 1340 01:22:14,801 --> 01:22:16,360 You found you. 1341 01:22:18,438 --> 01:22:19,806 I'm glad. 1342 01:22:21,410 --> 01:22:22,642 Me too, Dad. 1343 01:22:23,209 --> 01:22:24,477 Woah. 1344 01:22:24,644 --> 01:22:26,880 A hare who can fly. 1345 01:22:27,470 --> 01:22:28,581 How cool is this? 1346 01:22:28,748 --> 01:22:32,185 What are you talking about? He can fly because he's a chicken. 1347 01:22:32,352 --> 01:22:33,920 What? He's a hare. 1348 01:22:34,870 --> 01:22:35,121 -Chicken. -Hare. 1349 01:22:35,288 --> 01:22:36,289 -Chicken. -Hare. 1350 01:22:36,456 --> 01:22:38,224 -Chicken. -Hare. 1351 01:22:38,591 --> 01:22:39,993 So what'd I miss? 1352 01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:41,428 Huh? Oh… oh. 1353 01:22:41,594 --> 01:22:42,962 Hey! Hey! 1354 01:22:43,129 --> 01:22:44,998 What do you want from me? I just… 1355 01:22:52,380 --> 01:22:53,390 Chickenhare? 1356 01:22:58,411 --> 01:22:59,412 Chickenhare. 1357 01:22:59,579 --> 01:23:01,748 [gasps] I knew it. 1358 01:23:01,915 --> 01:23:05,785 [soft music] 1359 01:23:06,353 --> 01:23:08,888 Chickenhare, what are you doing? 1360 01:23:09,356 --> 01:23:12,726 Guys, I just discovered the location of the holy spork! 1361 01:23:13,226 --> 01:23:14,994 We leave in 5 minutes. 1362 01:23:15,161 --> 01:23:18,665 But they're just about to start bringing out the hors d'oeuvres. 1363 01:23:18,832 --> 01:23:20,467 But what about your induction? 1364 01:23:20,633 --> 01:23:22,635 This is what you've wanted your whole life. 1365 01:23:22,802 --> 01:23:24,204 Sorry, don't have time. 1366 01:23:24,371 --> 01:23:27,974 Hold on, Chickenhare. You can't leave… 1367 01:23:28,508 --> 01:23:29,576 without this. 1368 01:23:30,430 --> 01:23:31,244 [gasps] 1369 01:23:34,140 --> 01:23:35,248 Woah! 1370 01:23:35,415 --> 01:23:37,217 Your golden machete. 1371 01:23:37,617 --> 01:23:39,519 You really mean this? 1372 01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:42,220 I love you, Dad. 1373 01:23:44,124 --> 01:23:47,600 Now, go get that holy spork. 1374 01:23:50,163 --> 01:23:53,400 [cheerful music] 1375 01:24:02,142 --> 01:24:06,379 [sighs] What are the odds both of my best friends are masochists? 1376 01:24:10,383 --> 01:24:11,384 Hey! 1377 01:30:11,745 --> 01:30:13,880 Subtitling TITRAFILM