1 00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:11,311 -(BELL RINGING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:17,617 TEACHER: Hello, hello. Good morning. Come along now. 3 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:21,488 Simon, no headphones. You'll get these back after school. 4 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:24,891 Betty, you're not Donald Duck! Put some pants on, please! 5 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:27,127 -DALE: Okay. What's the first thing... -Okay, kids. Have fun at school! 6 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:28,294 -...that pops into your head... -Bye, Dad! 7 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:30,960 -...when I say Chip 'n Dale? -Hey, stop bumping me! 8 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,399 I'm willing to bet it's Thomas Chippendale, 9 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:35,602 the London-based cabinet maker from the 1700s. 10 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,504 Sick cabinet, Thomas! 11 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:41,174 But I bet the second thing that pops into your head are these guys. 12 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:45,450 But certainly, third would be those rascally cartoon chipmunks, 13 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:48,348 Chip 'n Dale, or should I say Chip and me? 14 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,216 And it all started the day we met, 15 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:53,720 when I had to join a new school in the middle of third grade. 16 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:57,900 Hello, potential new friends! 17 00:00:58,324 --> 00:01:02,462 We have a new student today. Everyone, say hello to Dale. 18 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:05,131 Hello, everyone. Nice to meet you! 19 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:07,734 (STUDENT COUGHS) 20 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:11,438 Uh... 21 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:13,600 (GASPS) I know. 22 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,178 -(SCREAMS) My eye! It's in my eye! -(KIDS SCREAMING) 23 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:19,279 (RETCHES) 24 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:22,315 -No, no, no, no. (SCREAMS) -DALE: Get it out! 25 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:24,617 Uh... (CHUCKLES) 26 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:27,687 -It's a joke. See? I'm fine. -(KIDS SCREAMING) 27 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:31,191 -(CRYING) -Ew. You're weird. 28 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,659 (SIGHS) 29 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:34,294 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 30 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:35,628 (GROANS) 31 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:39,566 DALE: By lunchtime, no one wanted anything to do with me. 32 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,336 So, I had to sit alone. 33 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:50,510 -(SIGHS) -Hey. Mind if I sit? 34 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:57,217 That pencil thing you did was hilarious! It was excellent comic timing. 35 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:01,154 -Really? I kind of wish I hadn't done it. -No way, man. 36 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,823 The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all. 37 00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:07,227 You just didn't set up the joke right. I can help you if you want. 38 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,929 -The name's Chip. -I'm Dale. 39 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:11,898 So, do you watch Crispy Cow? 40 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:13,800 -Hey! That's my milk! -Hey! That's my milk! 41 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:15,969 -(BOTH LAUGH) -DALE: Chip was so funny and thoughtful 42 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:17,170 -about everything. -So good! 43 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:19,939 DALE: And I never thought about anything. We were perfect together. 44 00:02:20,730 --> 00:02:22,575 Friendship is rare Do you know what... 45 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,711 -CHIP: Come on! -DALE: And even though, 46 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,120 -we were in the same grade... -Follow me! 47 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,548 ...Chip was like the older brother I never had. 48 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:32,118 He introduced me to cheesy crust pizza and funny, old movies. 49 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:34,387 -(BOTH GRUNT) -(KIDS LAUGH) 50 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,556 DALE: By high school we were headlining the talent show. 51 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:40,927 And for our grand finale, The Amazing Dale will juggle everything! 52 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:42,395 Hey! 53 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:46,232 -Ow, ow, ow, ow. Ah! -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 54 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:51,237 DALE: We knew we had something special. So, after graduation, we packed our bags 55 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,740 -and headed to California. -You're late! Come on! 56 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,909 Move, move, move! Here, catch! 57 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:59,145 -Nice one! -DALE: Aw. 58 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:04,317 (SNORES) 59 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,489 Hello, potential new friends! 60 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,592 Goodbye, eclectic group of bus passengers. 61 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:15,595 Oh, what if I did something like, "I'm into nuts." 62 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:17,897 (CHUCKLES) Good, good. I love it. Great stuff. 63 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,567 DALE: Those first few months, we were flat broke, 64 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,569 but they were some of the best times of my life. 65 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:23,737 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 66 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:27,774 ...when you're off, everyone knows. So be on, with Fresh-On Deodorant... 67 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:30,310 -(LAUGHS) Whoa! Whoa! -We look great. 68 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:33,813 DALE: And after landing a few small parts, 69 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,500 we finally got the call that would change everything. 70 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:40,420 MALE VOICE: (OVER TELEPHONE) Chip, Dale, how would you like your own show? 71 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,555 (BOTH GASP) 72 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,258 -Sometimes some crimes -DALE: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers. 73 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,726 -We had finally done it! -Go slipping 74 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,294 -DALE: Our own TV show. -Through the cracks 75 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:49,963 DALE: It was about a group of little detectives... 76 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:51,865 -But these two, Gumshoes -...who would solve big crimes. 77 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:54,234 -There was the adventurer, Monterey Jack. -Are picking up the slack 78 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,436 -DALE: The inventor, Gadget Hackwrench... -Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale! 79 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,471 -...and Zipper, a fly. -Rescue Rangers 80 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,840 DALE: His things were, he was small and he couldn't speak, 81 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,442 -a double threat. -When there's danger 82 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:04,440 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale! 83 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:05,945 DALE: And then there was Chip and I, 84 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,516 we were a classic odd couple with Chip as the logical straight man... 85 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,718 -Pass me that pipe. I've got an idea. -...and me as the fun-loving goof. 86 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:14,988 -Right, what are you gonna do with it? -You're mine now. (SNICKERS) 87 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:22,796 Ah. (SLURPS) Birds! (CHUCKLES, GASPS) Why you little... Come here, you. 88 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:28,702 -(GASPS) No! -I guess the cat's in the bag. 89 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:34,774 (ALL LAUGH) 90 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:45,752 -And cut. That's a wrap, folks. -(APPLAUSE) 91 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:48,822 Nice work, everyone! Great job! 92 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:54,561 And so, I just wanna thank all of you for the greatest three years of my life. 93 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,970 When I think back to where this all started, 94 00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:01,901 me finding Dale sitting all alone in the cafeteria, so sad. 95 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,504 -Well, I wasn't that sad. -(ALL LAUGH) 96 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:05,739 That's funny. 97 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,975 But never in my wildest dreams did I think we'd be here now. 98 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:12,479 So, to you, Dale, my best friend, and to all of you. 99 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:16,483 -And to everyone who loves a short toast. -(CHUCKLES) Okay. Okay. 100 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:20,200 To many more seasons of the Rescue Rangers. Cheers! 101 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,654 -Cheers! -Cheers! 102 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:23,560 -Over here. Get together. -(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 103 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:26,693 -Everybody say, "Cha-cha-cha-cheese! -(LAUGHTER) 104 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:32,465 -One, two, tell me what you're... -DALE: We were living the dream. 105 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:36,569 High on the hog, all night long, dancing the "Roger Rabbit," 106 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,239 -with Roger Rabbit. -CROWD: Go, Roger. Go, Roger. Go, Roger. 107 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,740 -Go, Roger. -ROGER: Boy, what a party. 108 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,750 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 109 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,476 Oh, zipper. 110 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,460 Oh, yeah. I love this. 111 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,948 -I am into nuts! -(LAUGHTER) 112 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:52,118 -So good. Again, again. -DALE: Those were some crazy fun times. 113 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:54,354 -I'm into nuts. -(LAUGHTER) 114 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:57,230 -So awesome. -DALE: Super fun. 115 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:58,892 So fun. 116 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:00,593 (SIGHS) 117 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:07,634 Now, that we found love What are we gonna do with it 118 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:10,403 Hey, where'd you run off to, buddy? I saved you a piece of cake. 119 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,605 -What's that? -Okay. 120 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:18,178 I wasn't gonna show you this right now, but it just got delivered. So... Ta-da! 121 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:21,981 (CHUCKLES) "Double-0 Dale"? That's hilarious. What is that? 122 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:26,152 It's wild, right? It's my new show. I'm gonna be a super spy. 123 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,880 Wh... what are you talking about? 124 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:31,240 Yeah, I'm really going for it. And just like you always say, 125 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:34,561 "The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all." (LAUGHS) 126 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:38,465 -Wait, you really have a new show? -DALE: Yep! 127 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,101 Wh... why didn't you talk to me about it first? 128 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,369 We tell each other everything. 129 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:45,138 You've told me what you had for lunch the last 42 days. 130 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:47,407 Pineapple pizza and a diet Slice. 131 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,309 -Exactly. -DALE: I don't know. 132 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:51,945 I just wanted to make sure the show was gonna happen first, 133 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,948 -before I got your hopes up. -My hopes up? What? 134 00:06:55,150 --> 00:06:57,884 Yeah! It's good news for everyone. Check this out. 135 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:01,540 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho 136 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,722 -(LAUGHS) -I just... 137 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,825 If you do this, they might cancel the show. 138 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:08,928 No, they won't do that. I mean, everyone knows you're the favorite. 139 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:10,764 And I'm just the guy who gets hit in the head 140 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,298 with a pipe each week. It's fine. 141 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,567 Okay, so, you're gonna risk all of Rescue Rangers 142 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,636 because I'm a little more popular than you? 143 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,405 Do you know how dumb that is? (SCOFFS) 144 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,641 Well, I am the dumb one. 145 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:26,212 -(SIGHS) I didn't mean it like that. -(SIGHS) I know. You never mean it. 146 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:28,682 Look, you're always acting like you saved me or something. 147 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,618 But when we were kids, we were in it together. 148 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:34,387 What are you talking about? We're still in it together. 149 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,724 I'm sorry, Chip. I'm just done being second banana. 150 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,759 But you're not second banana. 151 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,729 I'm a banana and you're just another banana. 152 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:44,631 -Two bananas. -(PHONE RINGING) 153 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:51,304 -Please, don't get that. -But it could be my agent, Dave Bolinari. 154 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:54,774 After everything I've done for you, do not pick up that phone. 155 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:57,110 -I'm sorry. -Dale, stop. 156 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,813 -We're not done talking. -I have to. 157 00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:03,216 Do not. Do not do it. 158 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,653 I'm so sorry. Go for Dale. 159 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:09,222 (LAUGHING) Hey! Dave Bolinari. 160 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,191 DALE: Rescue Rangers was canceled that summer, 161 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:13,927 and Double-0 Dale was scrapped after the pilot. 162 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:19,650 -DAVE: Dale, you still there? -Yeah. Yeah, I'm here. 163 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,301 DALE: It wasn't anyone's fault in particular, 164 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:23,970 just one of those showbiz things. 165 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:27,440 But now, we're ready to bring it back. 166 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:32,379 Rescue Rangers 2.0! Starring me. Now in new and improved 3D. 167 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:35,382 -ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen... -Oh, wow. You hear that? 168 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:39,652 -...are you ready for the star of the day? -Well, that's my cue to go. 169 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,988 This has been chapter one of Dale's Tales. 170 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:45,225 If you liked it, please don't forget to subscribe below. 171 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,610 ANNOUNCER: You know him from The Disney Afternoon. 172 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,398 Please, welcome to the stage... 173 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,233 Gotta go, bye! 174 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,403 -...Baloo! -Well, now. 175 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:59,500 Who here likes a little jazz music? 176 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:04,177 Look for the bare necessities 177 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,279 -The simple bare necessities -(SIGHS) 178 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:10,183 Pardon moi, Dale, but your followers, they believe the crowd is for you? 179 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,152 Of course they do, Lumiere. And pretty soon, 180 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,520 \that crowd is gonna be for me. 181 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:18,324 (COUGHS) Yeah, Dale! I'm going to be up on that stage too, right beside you! 182 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:22,195 -Yes, Ugly Sonic. That's the spirit. -And they'll like me for who I am, 183 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:25,632 not like last time when the internet got one look at my human teeth, 184 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:28,968 and burned the place down. Okay, let's see here. 185 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,638 "Best wishes, Ugly Sonic." There you go, kid. 186 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:35,241 -(LAUGHS) -Oh, they're laughing at me. I know that. 187 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,310 You can't hurt my feelings if I'm in on the joke. 188 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:39,450 -Are you though? -Yes! 189 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:42,115 Anyway, now my luck has shifted. 190 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:45,919 I've been offered a new reality show where I do ride-alongs with the FBI. 191 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:49,923 It's called Ugly Sonic, Uglier Crimes. 192 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:54,894 -Really? A TV show? You? -Yeah, is that so difficult to believe. 193 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:58,231 Oh, uh... (CHUCKLES) 194 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:01,735 -I guess... not. -(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) 195 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,405 -(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) -Yeah, you know what? 196 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:08,475 That's great. When one of us succeeds, we all succeed. 197 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,343 Baloo was part of the Disney Afternoon just like me. 198 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,479 Then he got The Jungle Book reboot and boom, 199 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,814 he's back on top. It happens that fast. 200 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:15,982 Bravo, Dale! 201 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:20,530 Your positivity is infectious. Oh, merci! 202 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,856 Oh, I really needed that cash. 203 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:26,590 You just gotta stay prepared. I'm keeping myself fit and you know, 204 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,694 my updated modern look? 205 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:31,364 Yes, Dale, your CG surgery was done very tastefully. 206 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,700 -You look amazing. -Well, thank you, Tigra. 207 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,435 -We should hang out sometime. -Nah. 208 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,470 -Meanly fast. -No offense, 209 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:41,341 but don't you think you'd have more fans here if Chip did these events with you? 210 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:46,312 Oh, Chip? Oh, that's interesting. I hadn't thought about him in a while. 211 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,382 I should give him a call. See how life's treating him. 212 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:54,187 Life is the worst, which is why you need good insurance. 213 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,824 Look, I'm not gonna put on the hard sell, but in my experience, 214 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:01,610 bad things happen all the time. They happen without warning. 215 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,129 Sometimes from the last place you'd expect it, 216 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,933 and you're left to pick up the pieces. So, you have to protect yourself. 217 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:10,300 If you're prepared for the worst, the worst isn't so bad. 218 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:14,140 So, why risk it? It's my job to pull the wool off your eyes... 219 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:19,679 -figuratively. -You know, I'll take the whole package. 220 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,449 Fantastic. You're making the right choice. 221 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:31,658 Hey, hey. Congrats! Employee of the month again. 222 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,600 -CHIP: Thanks, Bruno. -Wanna get a drink to celebrate? 223 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,695 Yeah, you never hang out. 224 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,732 Sorry, everyone. Can't tonight. Millie's waiting for me. 225 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,660 But thanks for the invite. 226 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,135 (RIBBITS) Are you sure you don't wanna see my new pad? (CHUCKLES) 227 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:45,238 (CHUCKLES) Oh, pad. Frog-based humor. No, thanks. 228 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,775 (LAUGHS) That's just a taste of what you get from me outside the work environment. 229 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:50,377 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 230 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:56,316 -Good evening, Chip. -Hello, Mrs. House, thank you. 231 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,390 (KEYPAD BEEPING) 232 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,128 (SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 233 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,868 (HEAVY METAL PLAYING FROM EARPHONES) 234 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,170 -(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) -Millie, I'm home. 235 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,441 (SCATTING) 236 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,544 Flounder's disappearance marks the sixth 237 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:28,480 notable cartoon to go missing in the last two months... 238 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,887 -(DOG BARKING) -Oh, ho ho. Get over here. 239 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:37,724 Oh, there's my wittle girl. You've been cooped up all day? 240 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,493 Okay, okay. You must be hungry. 241 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,696 Yup! (GRUNTS) 242 00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:49,200 -(DOG BARKS) -There you go. All right, slow down. 243 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:50,637 (GRUNTS) 244 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,939 (SCATTING) 245 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:55,408 -Calling all chipmunks! -The chipmunks are back. 246 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,444 -Yeah! -And this time, they're rapping. 247 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,180 Let's go! Chipmunks Here for more, so... 248 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,851 (GROANS) Of course, they're rapping. They always have to make the cartoons rap. 249 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,860 It's time to dance... 250 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:11,925 Ooh, a message on my landline. I don't like that. 251 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:13,590 (TELEPHONE BEEPS) 252 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,929 MONTEREY: G'day, Chipper! It's me, Monterey Jack. 253 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:17,397 -Monty? -MONTEREY: Hey! 254 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,432 I know we haven't spoken in a long time. 255 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:23,303 But I'm in a heck of a lot of trouble. And I could use some help from a friend. 256 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:26,339 I'd really appreciate if you could come and see me at my place. 257 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,808 All right, gotta go. Hope to see you soon. 258 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:29,976 (PHONE BEEPS) 259 00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:31,945 Oh, wow. 260 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,651 It's been so long. (SIGHS) 261 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,256 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 262 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,424 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 263 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,771 (DOORBELL RINGS) 264 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:00,907 -(SCREAMS) -Quick! 265 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:04,544 -Get in while the coast is clear. -Oh, Monty. It's you. 266 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,946 I'm sorry about that, mate, but they're watching. 267 00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:09,215 -They're always watching. -Who are? 268 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:15,555 -Oh, it's been too long, Chip. -It really has, old buddy. 269 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,920 (SNIFFS) I... I'm sorry, Monty, but what is that God-awful smell? 270 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:22,950 What? You don't remember? Rescue Ranger's cologne. 271 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,697 I wear it every day. 272 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:27,600 Oh, no. I remember. It smells like almond butter and gasoline. 273 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,103 And it's very difficult to wash out. 274 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:33,673 Right. So, Monty, what's going on? I got your voicemail. 275 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,241 You said you were in trouble? 276 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:40,180 (GROANS) I screwed up, Chip. My love of cheese got the best of me. 277 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:44,718 -And I bought more than I could pay for. -Oh, no. Cheese? Monty. 278 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:50,357 I know, I know. But I haven't had so much as a whiff in weeks. I'm dairy-free. 279 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,761 -Really? Then what's that? -Oh, crud. 280 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,980 It's a really stinky Gorgonzola. You weren't supposed to see that. 281 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,934 Ch... ch... ch... ch... ch... ch... cheese! 282 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,302 Hang on, Monty. 283 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,500 Ugh... (GRUNTS) 284 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,806 (BANGS) 285 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,743 (GASPS, PANTS) 286 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:14,647 (COUGHS) I'm sorry, Chipper. I just love it so much. 287 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,450 It's okay, Monty. We'll get you some help. 288 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:22,188 It's not just that, Chip. Now, I owe a ton of money to the Valley Gang. 289 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,580 The Valley Gang? Monty, those guys are bad news. 290 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,862 I know. And if I can't pay up, they're gonna bootleg me. 291 00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:30,930 "Bootleg you"? What does that mean? 292 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:34,634 Oh, Chip. It's gotten rough out there for us old-timers. 293 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,970 Did you hear what happened to that little guy, Flounder? 294 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,720 When he fell behind on krill payments? 295 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,750 Oh, no! 296 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:47,647 -(GRUNTS) Time to pay up, fish. -Um. How about this? Isn't it neat? 297 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:51,117 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Come on, fellas. This is a genuine Dinglehopper. 298 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,190 It's worth a lot. Oh! 299 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:57,924 MONTEREY: So, they kidnap the bloke, erase his mouth so he can't scream, 300 00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:00,627 then change him around to try to sneak by 301 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,930 the copyright laws, and then smuggle him overseas 302 00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:08,201 to a black-market studio, where he'll spend the rest of his life 303 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:13,600 being forced to make terrible bootleg movies. 304 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:17,477 Oh, no, that's awful. We can't let that happen to you. 305 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,546 -We'll figure something out. -You mean it? 306 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,215 Of course, you were always such a good friend to me. 307 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,985 You never let me down. I've really missed you, you big galoot! 308 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:30,900 Oh, I missed you too, Chipper. I know Gadget and Zipper miss you also. 309 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:33,260 -Yeah? How are they doing? -Oh, they're great. 310 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:37,397 -Forty-two kids and counting. -CHIP: Wow, look at that. 311 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,200 That one's got Gadget's eyes and Zipper's wings. 312 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,936 And that one's got her ears and hands, cute. 313 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,172 We had some good times, didn't we, pal? 314 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,475 Aye, the best. 315 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,810 -(KNOCKING) -They're here! Hide! 316 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,278 (BOTH GRUNT) 317 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,314 DALE: Hello? 318 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,350 Is that... 319 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,353 That's 59 steps to get up to your apartment. 320 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,880 You do a couple of those a day and you're in... 321 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,224 -Quick! Get in! -Okay. (LAUGHS) 322 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,192 Oh. 323 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,928 -Dale... -Chip. 324 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,399 -Hey. -Yep, it's me. 325 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,669 -Cool. -Yeah, I called Dale for help also. 326 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:18,710 -I hope that's okay. -Yeah, why wouldn't it be okay? 327 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,674 I mean, it is, uh, okie-dokie artichokie. 328 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:24,344 -"Artichokie"? For real? -Yes. "Artichokie." 329 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,346 So, you're not still mad about all the stuff with, 330 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,882 you know, Double-0 Dale and Rescue Rangers getting canceled? 331 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:32,485 Mad? No. I'd be pretty pathetic to care about something 332 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,820 from that long ago. 333 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:38,591 Oh. Okay. I mean, you can care a little if you want to. I mean, I care, but... 334 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:42,195 -So, what's been up with you? -Oh, you know this, that, 335 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:45,265 other vague things to fill the space of this conversation. 336 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:51,271 -Okay, well, you look the same. -Yeah. Thanks. And you look... different. 337 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,441 Ah! Hey, it's no secret I had the CGI surgery done 338 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,676 and it's done wonders rejuvenating my career. 339 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,878 I'm actually starring in a play tonight... 340 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:05,185 But, man, I tell you the real hot ticket is Rescue Rangers. 341 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,388 There's even some buzz about a reboot. Someone started a Facebook fan page 342 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,858 -for it and everything. -Crikey! A Facebook fan page? 343 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:15,950 -They don't just give those away. -Oh, he's full of it, Monty. 344 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:18,465 No one's talking about a Rescue Rangers reboot except for him. 345 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,600 What? The fans are hungry for it. 346 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,803 Look, I came here to help Monty, not get caught up 347 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,171 in some Hollywood nonsense. 348 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,841 So, great to take this skip down memory lane, 349 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:28,942 but I've gotta go. 350 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,512 Monty, if you're really in trouble, you know how to find me. 351 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,348 Dale, you were also here. 352 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,651 (SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 353 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:43,723 Come over to try and help Monty, ambush me, talking about a reboot... 354 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:47,193 think they can squeeze a dollar out of essentially nothing. 355 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,729 He's the one that quit the show in the first place. 356 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,531 I've been fine without it. 357 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,434 It's garbage. Total garbage. 358 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,970 That's why it's better to not even have friends. 359 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,877 Okay, yeah, that one looks pretty good. 360 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,450 MALE VOICE 1: So weird, I mean... 361 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,646 MALE VOICE 2: It's, like, "What are you talking about?" 362 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,150 Totally. Hey, guys, you wanna hang after the show tonight? 363 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,117 I know a great place for cheesy-crust pizza. 364 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:14,888 Oh, um, I'm sorry, man, but we got other plans, you know? 365 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:16,890 Yeah. 366 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,258 I think the ironic guest performer wants to be friends. 367 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,426 (LAUGHTER) 368 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,561 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 369 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,296 Go for Dale. 370 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:28,702 E.T. forgive Bat. 371 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,338 Fine. 372 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:34,774 (SOBS) Yeah, right. Like that would happen. 373 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,477 -(MILLIE WHINES) -(CELL PHONE BUZZING) 374 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:41,147 -(CLEARS THROAT) Hello. -Hey, it's Dale. Don't hang up. 375 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:44,451 Look, I just got a call from the police and Monty's been kidnapped. 376 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,320 -What? Are you serious? -Yeah, it's crazy. 377 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,822 The cops want a statement from us 378 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,357 since we were the last people he talked to. 379 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,591 I'm gonna head back to his apartment. 380 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,260 I'll meet you there, okay? 381 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,296 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 382 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,980 (SIRENS) 383 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,366 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 384 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:01,901 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 385 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:07,107 -Chip, you're here. -Of course. Come on. 386 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,283 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 387 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,385 Poor Monty. 388 00:20:21,855 --> 00:20:23,156 Huh. 389 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:28,428 Toad, take this to the lab. You're the friends of the victim? 390 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,731 You got anything for me? Any known enemies or threats? 391 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:35,435 Yeah, actually, Monty told me he was in debt to the Valley Gang? 392 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,438 He was afraid of being bootlegged since he was somewhat of a star 393 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,730 in the early '90s. (CHUCKLES) 394 00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,443 He was on the Rescue Rangers. 395 00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:46,813 We were on the show together. 396 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,550 Chip 'n Dale, Rescue Rangers? 397 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,654 -When you need help, just call... -Never heard of it. 398 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,557 -What? -This is my fault. I shouldn't have left. 399 00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,260 Well, it eats me up inside to have to tell you this, 400 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:04,531 but if he's been taken by the Valley Gang, I doubt we can help you. 401 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,267 We've been trying for years to track those sleaze bags. 402 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,469 A fella named Sweet Pete, runs the whole operation, 403 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:12,572 -and he's always one step ahead of us. -What? 404 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,574 So, that's it? I... I thought that cops were supposed 405 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,510 to serve and protect, not give up and move on. 406 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,347 Hey! I'd give anything to make a case against those scum. 407 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,882 Sweet Pete's got his fingers in every illegal business 408 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,984 from bootlegging to stinky cheese, 409 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:28,555 getting rich while we look like we just fell off the turnip truck. 410 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,156 -All done, sir. -(EXCLAIMS) 411 00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:33,159 Oh! You scared the beans out of me, Steckler. 412 00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:34,294 Sorry, sir. 413 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:39,232 -I searched the perimeter. No clues. -Yeah, of course not. Why would there be? 414 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:42,268 Six missing toons in a month and not one clue. 415 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,903 Well, maybe we should check in with the neighbors? 416 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:47,474 -See if anyone saw anything? -Oh, yeah. You think? 417 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:50,543 Why don't you just leave the real detective work to me, okay? 418 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,646 -(LAUGHING) Sheesh. -Right. Sorry, sir. 419 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,182 Chief, the press are outside waiting for a statement. 420 00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,852 -(GROANS) Do I have anything on my back? -ELLIE: Yes, sir. 421 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:02,255 It looks like a Monopoly game piece and Officer O'Hara. 422 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:06,893 Officer! What the... Ugh, just want one day where my shirt stays clean. 423 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,862 Okay, pack it up, boys. 424 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:10,797 Let's go. 425 00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:14,701 Hey! (CHUCKLES) 426 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:20,407 -I'm Ellie Steckler. Uh. I am a huge fan. -Really? 427 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:23,109 I actually became a detective because as a little girl 428 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:26,120 growing up in Albany, I wanted to help people. 429 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:31,484 -Just like you guys. -No way. We are so honored. Namaste. 430 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:34,540 You know that was just a TV show, right? Not real. 431 00:22:34,154 --> 00:22:36,690 Chip, inspiration is inspiration. 432 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,426 Look, I heard what Putty was saying to you guys. 433 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:42,529 But I don't think it's hopeless. I'm breaking some rules telling you this, 434 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,764 but from everything that we know about bootlegging, 435 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,330 the whole process takes about two days. 436 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,602 -That's 48 hours. -Yeah. 437 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:50,670 ELLIE: The problem is, 438 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,773 we don't know where Sweet Pete's bootlegging facility is. 439 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,444 And every time we try to get a warrant, we get so bogged down in red tape 440 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,812 that nothing happens. 441 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,470 But if you guys can find that bootlegging facility, 442 00:23:01,314 --> 00:23:02,816 I think you'll find your friend. 443 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:06,252 Wow! Thank you, and thank you again for watching the show. 444 00:23:06,353 --> 00:23:08,755 -It really means a lot. -You are gross. 445 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:12,250 -(CHUCKLES) I'll be in touch. -DALE: You're amazing! 446 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:13,193 (CHUCKLES) 447 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:14,928 Eh? 448 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,396 -CHIP: What? -You heard her. 449 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:18,932 -We should go find Monty ourselves. -Are you kidding? 450 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,502 -No! Who better to rescue Monty? -Uh, literally anyone. 451 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:25,271 'Cause from where I am standing, there's only one crime-fighting team 452 00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:27,640 that can solve this case. I'll call Gadget and Zipper. 453 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:30,777 No, don't bother them. We're as much real detectives 454 00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:34,214 -as the Scooby-Doo gang. -Exactly. That's why we have to try. 455 00:23:34,314 --> 00:23:35,615 No! What? 456 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:37,717 Chip, Monty called both of us looking for help 457 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:39,753 and we let him down. We can't just let him rot 458 00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:42,655 in some overseas studio, being forced to make bad movies. 459 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:46,493 If he's gonna make bad movies, he should be making them here with me. 460 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,895 (SIGHS) Okay, even if we were going to help, 461 00:23:48,962 --> 00:23:52,432 we have no idea where to start. We don't even know what we're... 462 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,901 (SNIFFS) Cheese. 463 00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:58,905 -(GRUNTS) -Uh. Okay. Hey, listen. 464 00:23:58,972 --> 00:24:00,674 Buddy, If you're low on cash or something, 465 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:03,309 -I can buy you a nice, clean sandwich. -Okay. Aha! 466 00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:05,979 Here it is! I threw this out when I came over earlier. 467 00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:09,182 "Bjornson's Cheese Shop. 3344, Main Street." 468 00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:13,420 Um. Did you just find a clue? You literally just sniffed out a clue! 469 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:15,822 Look, we can go to the cheese shop. See what we can find out 470 00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:17,724 about this secret facility and Sweet Pete, 471 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:20,760 then pass it along to the officer lady, but that's all we're gonna do. 472 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:23,960 So, you're saying the Rescue Rangers are back? 473 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:27,200 No, because there's no such thing as Rescue Rangers. Case closed. 474 00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:29,235 -"Case?" -No, this is not a case 475 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:34,700 -because we're not real detectives. -Oh ho ho! But you did say case. Yes! 476 00:24:34,107 --> 00:24:35,275 (LAUGHS) 477 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:38,511 -(ENGINE REVVS) -(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 478 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:46,720 (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) 479 00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:51,358 -(SIGHS) Can I help you? -Sorry. (CHUCKLES) 480 00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:55,280 I'm just happy to see you. Chip 'n Dale, together again. 481 00:24:55,228 --> 00:24:56,563 Yeah. Okay. 482 00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:59,733 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale! Rescue Rangers 483 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:01,935 -Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale! -Stop singing the song. 484 00:25:02,102 --> 00:25:03,103 (GASPS) 485 00:25:03,236 --> 00:25:06,600 You know they make chipmunk-sized cars, right? 486 00:25:06,106 --> 00:25:07,974 Duh. But human stuff is the best. 487 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:11,110 A little work done on her, and she'll be back to her glory days. 488 00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,713 Hey, watch out! 489 00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:16,683 Do you know what a metaphor is, Dale? 490 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:18,485 If you're about to say this car is a metaphor 491 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,200 for something about me, you can stop. 492 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:22,722 Because, no, I don't know what a metaphor is. 493 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:24,591 Look, if we're gonna solve... 494 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,426 -(DRAMATIC JAZZ MUSIC) -DALE: "The Case of the Missing Monty." 495 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,795 That's just a placeholder name. Open to any ideas. 496 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:32,699 -We're gonna have to work together. -We are not working together. 497 00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:34,467 (LAUGHS) You're funny, Chip. 498 00:25:35,135 --> 00:25:38,805 -(LAUGHS) -Ugh... 499 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:42,475 CHIP: Okay, we're getting close. Pull up over there. 500 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:49,683 And leave the top hat and cane in the car, please. 501 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:52,352 (LAUGHS) Whoa! How did you know that? 502 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:55,880 -'Cause you're you. -All right. Heads-up. 503 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:59,259 Well... (GRUNTS) ...there's no faster way to gain someone's respect 504 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,294 than to dress like an important business magnet. 505 00:26:01,428 --> 00:26:03,797 You mean business "magnate"? 506 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:08,680 Uh. I think I know my own character, Chip, and he wears a top hat. 507 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:16,976 CHIP: Ah, this place is pretty shady. Are we sure it's safe? 508 00:26:17,770 --> 00:26:20,180 DALE: No. Because nothing's safe... 509 00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:21,381 (GRUNTS) 510 00:26:23,516 --> 00:26:25,452 ...on Main Street. 511 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:29,422 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 512 00:26:29,556 --> 00:26:33,560 Oh, wow. It seems kinda nice. It's not what I pictured. 513 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:37,197 Trust me, it's worse. It's a bunch of cartoons trading 514 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,866 on their wholesome public image to keep the cops away. 515 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:42,235 And bring you the slimiest backwater bazaar 516 00:26:42,302 --> 00:26:45,710 of contraband this side of Guadalajara. 517 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,640 You sure about that? That dog's blowing bubbles. 518 00:26:48,141 --> 00:26:49,442 Hello! 519 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:53,313 Nothing, and I mean nothing is sacred in this part of town. 520 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,315 Bread for sale, bread for sale 521 00:26:55,382 --> 00:26:58,184 -Everyone loves bread for sale -That guy, he sells untraceable weapons. 522 00:26:58,318 --> 00:27:00,920 Scoot, scoot A shiny shoe makes the man 523 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,323 A shiny shoe, now there's a plan 524 00:27:03,523 --> 00:27:05,692 Stolen social security numbers. 525 00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,360 Roses are a way 526 00:27:07,427 --> 00:27:09,696 -To make a girl feel pretty... -No, thanks, kid. 527 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:13,133 -Muppet fights. -Okay, why do you know all this? 528 00:27:13,233 --> 00:27:16,469 Well, sometimes when I'm low on cash, I sell my fur to that wig shop. 529 00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:18,271 Hey. Far out. 530 00:27:18,438 --> 00:27:20,840 -It's a stinky, it's a gooey -CHIP: Ah, here. 531 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,609 -It's a stinky, it's a gooey... -I think this is our guy. 532 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,278 I make deals for a living. So, just let me do the talking. 533 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:28,214 -Ten-four. Got your back. -No, you don't have my back. I got this. 534 00:27:28,615 --> 00:27:31,985 Hi, Mr. Bjornson. Do you have any cheese for sale? 535 00:27:32,252 --> 00:27:34,220 Oh, do I have cheese? (LAUGHS) 536 00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:38,910 Let's see, we've got the Muenster, the Gouda, the Brie. 537 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,193 Do you have any "stinky cheese?" 538 00:27:42,429 --> 00:27:43,596 -Are you cops? -(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 539 00:27:43,797 --> 00:27:47,701 No! No. We just wanna buy some stinky cheese. 540 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:49,569 The stinkier, the better. 541 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,760 All right, come on. Get in. 542 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:58,778 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 543 00:28:03,650 --> 00:28:05,151 Oh, yeah. (MUNCHES) 544 00:28:05,218 --> 00:28:09,890 -Oh, so good. -More, please. More, please. 545 00:28:09,923 --> 00:28:11,891 Choo! Choo! 546 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:16,296 Hey, no more free samples, Lester. This isn't Baskin Robbins. (LAUGHS) 547 00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:18,531 So, you want stinky cheese? 548 00:28:18,631 --> 00:28:21,568 I got smell lines that'll take you through the ceiling. 549 00:28:22,569 --> 00:28:24,738 -Ow. -(CLEARS THROAT) 550 00:28:25,710 --> 00:28:28,942 "Through the ceiling," huh? Seems like you offer a quality product. 551 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,946 But hey, before we get into all that, do me a favor. Take a look at this photo. 552 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:35,515 It's a friend of mine named Monterey Jack. 553 00:28:35,648 --> 00:28:37,617 Which is also the name of a cheese. 554 00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:41,870 -Continue. -Right. 555 00:28:41,321 --> 00:28:43,723 So, we think he's being held in a warehouse somewhere. 556 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:44,858 If you know anything, 557 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,360 I'm sure we could make it worth your while. 558 00:28:47,427 --> 00:28:52,132 Like, what would you say to some complementary RV or boat insurance? 559 00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:58,171 Nah, I don't know nothin'. Now, either buy some cheese or get out. 560 00:28:58,438 --> 00:28:59,973 Oh, okay. Um... 561 00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:04,310 (CHUCKLES) Well, perhaps we should, with the disrespectful tone 562 00:29:04,377 --> 00:29:06,980 this felted clodhopper takes, why, I never! 563 00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:10,350 -What are you doing? -I am an important business magnet. 564 00:29:10,450 --> 00:29:13,153 I shall have no trouble attracting other suitors 565 00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:16,690 for my gigantic deal because that's what magnets do. 566 00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:19,693 They attract business. 567 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:23,196 No, you two are definitely cops. You're out of here. 568 00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:25,598 Okay, hold on. This is getting out of hand. 569 00:29:25,699 --> 00:29:29,669 -We are not cops. -We're actors! (LAUGHS) 570 00:29:30,303 --> 00:29:33,173 It's been us, Chip 'n Dale, the whole time. 571 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:39,450 Huh. Interesting. My boss, Sweet Pete, he loves actors. 572 00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:43,283 -Ah, yeah. Who doesn't? (CHUCKLES) -You know, I think you should meet him. 573 00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:45,985 Really? Meeting Sweet Pete, huh? 574 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,900 Looks like I just took us from outside the club to the VIP room. 575 00:29:53,526 --> 00:29:57,864 Wow! This VIP room is incredible! I'm freaking out, dude. 576 00:29:57,931 --> 00:30:01,901 (GASPS) Is that Jessica Rabbit over there? I'm only asking because I'm zip tied 577 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:04,738 -in the back of a truck! -Whoa! What's with the attitude? 578 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:06,473 We were about to get kicked out with your plan, 579 00:30:06,573 --> 00:30:09,275 and now, thanks to my sweet improv, we're going to see Sweet Pete. 580 00:30:09,342 --> 00:30:10,443 Oh, you're insane. 581 00:30:10,510 --> 00:30:11,611 -Am I? -Of course. 582 00:30:11,678 --> 00:30:12,846 -So, you'd rather just give up? -No! 583 00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:15,150 -You wanna just wait around... -You should've just let me take the lead! 584 00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:18,318 (BOTH QUARRELING IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICES) 585 00:30:18,618 --> 00:30:20,553 Hey! Hold on a second! 586 00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:23,656 How adorable are we? Chemistry like this doesn't just happen. 587 00:30:23,723 --> 00:30:25,692 This has got reboot written all over it. 588 00:30:25,759 --> 00:30:29,620 Ugh. Are you serious? I should be home right now. 589 00:30:29,129 --> 00:30:32,232 Millie is probably worried sick and peeing all over the place. 590 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:35,669 Oh, are you seeing someone? She sounds... nice. 591 00:30:35,769 --> 00:30:39,739 -She's a dog. Millie is a dog. -Ah, I'm sure she's not that bad. 592 00:30:39,806 --> 00:30:42,609 -What? No, she's... -(LOUD CRASHING) 593 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,111 (TRUCK DOOR SLAMS) 594 00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:50,517 We're here. 595 00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:57,524 Whoa. This place looks weird. 596 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,225 Where are we? 597 00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:02,629 -(CAT SCREECHES) -(OBJECTS RATTLE) 598 00:31:03,463 --> 00:31:04,898 DALE: Okay. 599 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:06,866 I think we're in the Valley. 600 00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:09,602 -The Uncanny Valley. -The what? 601 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:13,940 Do you remember that weird animation style in the early 2000s 602 00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:17,143 where everything looked real, but nothing looked right? 603 00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:19,279 Oh, yeah. That stuff was creepy. 604 00:31:19,346 --> 00:31:21,448 Well, I think this is where they ended up. 605 00:31:21,514 --> 00:31:24,718 BJORNSON: Come on. This way. (LAUGHING) 606 00:31:24,818 --> 00:31:26,853 (HUMMING) 607 00:31:29,823 --> 00:31:32,258 -BOB: What? -I got something for Sweet Pete. 608 00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:35,628 -A little gift from Bjornson. -BOB: Okay, leave it there. 609 00:31:36,296 --> 00:31:38,980 Good luck, dummies. (LAUGHS) 610 00:31:38,531 --> 00:31:41,134 Blend, Cheese, Curd, Blend... 611 00:31:42,802 --> 00:31:47,340 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 612 00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:51,811 -Who are you? -Is he talking to us? 613 00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:55,849 I can't tell. He's got those Polar Express eyes. 614 00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:01,588 -Uh. Are you talking to us? -Obviously, I said, "Who are you?" 615 00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:04,190 Well, right. But in fairness, it looks like you're talking 616 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:06,726 -to that window. -No, it actually looks like 617 00:32:06,826 --> 00:32:08,928 -I'm looking right at you. -Okay. 618 00:32:09,290 --> 00:32:11,464 Look at my eyes, looking right at your eyes. 619 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:14,801 -Yeah. -Okay. Listen, sir. 620 00:32:14,968 --> 00:32:17,470 Actually, you know what? Get... Here, just... 621 00:32:17,570 --> 00:32:21,107 Get off me! Get your foot out of my mouth. 622 00:32:21,174 --> 00:32:25,145 Hey, there! Can you see me? Hi! We just wanna talk to Sweet Pete. 623 00:32:26,479 --> 00:32:28,480 Okay, follow me! 624 00:32:32,585 --> 00:32:36,560 (MACHINERY BUZZING, BEEPING) 625 00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:41,528 I wonder if they're keeping Monty in here. 626 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,563 There's only one way to find out. 627 00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:46,866 So, is this your secret bootlegging facility or what? 628 00:32:46,933 --> 00:32:49,836 -Come on! -What? No! What are you talking about? 629 00:32:49,936 --> 00:32:51,971 This is Sweet Pete's legit business. 630 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,140 It's for old merchandise that never got sold. 631 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,277 -Old merchandise? -Yeah, like for example, 632 00:32:57,344 --> 00:32:59,612 -you remember Shrek body wash? -CHIP: Uh... 633 00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:01,781 BOB: Exactly. No one does. It didn't sell. 634 00:33:01,848 --> 00:33:04,551 That's why Sweet Pete bought all the inventory, 635 00:33:04,684 --> 00:33:08,922 and melts it down for its useful parts. The guy has a real eye for business. 636 00:33:09,550 --> 00:33:10,890 I wish I could see what he sees. 637 00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:14,694 I'm sure there's corrective lenses or something you could get. Ow. What? 638 00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:27,607 So, he turns the toys into toy-lets. (LAUGHS) 639 00:33:27,741 --> 00:33:33,546 Wow! That's been staring at me for years, and I never pieced it together. (LAUGHS) 640 00:33:34,681 --> 00:33:36,216 Here we are! 641 00:33:36,316 --> 00:33:40,387 (CHIP AND DALE SCREAM, PANT) 642 00:33:44,491 --> 00:33:45,492 Hello! 643 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:47,427 -Peter Pan? -SWEET PETE: Yup! 644 00:33:47,727 --> 00:33:51,197 Star of stage and screen, but you can call me Sweet Pete. 645 00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:55,268 -Oh, you look... -Old? Bald? Sad like a zoo gorilla? 646 00:33:55,735 --> 00:33:59,673 -What? No. Not like a zoo gorilla. -Don't worry. 647 00:33:59,773 --> 00:34:02,742 You can't say nothing to me I haven't heard already. Jimmy, please. 648 00:34:02,809 --> 00:34:04,440 Untie our guests. 649 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:05,845 (GRUNTS) 650 00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:09,783 Chip and Dale! Wow! You mind if I walk while we talk? 651 00:34:09,949 --> 00:34:13,553 Not fitting into the old costume like I used to. Need to get my steps in. 652 00:34:13,653 --> 00:34:15,488 Hey! I've got one of those. 653 00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:17,757 We should link accounts and help motivate each other. 654 00:34:17,991 --> 00:34:22,462 Right. So, I'm guessing you two are here to talk about Monterey Jack. 655 00:34:22,595 --> 00:34:26,700 -Oh. Yeah, actually we are. -You know, I always liked Monty. 656 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,737 It's a shame what happened. Too much cheese. Not enough bread. 657 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,106 Listen, Mr. Sweet Pete... Mr. Pete. 658 00:34:33,173 --> 00:34:35,742 We'd be willing to pay whatever Monty owes you 659 00:34:35,809 --> 00:34:38,311 if you could give him a break? Just this once? 660 00:34:38,545 --> 00:34:42,148 Hmm. "Give him a break"? You know, I got my big break 661 00:34:42,215 --> 00:34:46,419 when I was just a kid. I got cast in the biggest movie in the world, 662 00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:49,589 as the boy who wouldn't grow up, Peter Pan. 663 00:34:49,756 --> 00:34:52,659 I'd never been so happy in my entire life. 664 00:34:52,726 --> 00:34:57,970 Then I got older, and they threw me away like I was nothing. 665 00:34:57,230 --> 00:34:59,232 This business can be so tough 666 00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:00,867 (SCOFFS) You said it. 667 00:35:01,670 --> 00:35:04,604 I was scared, desperate, and all alone. 668 00:35:05,805 --> 00:35:10,977 So, I decided to take the power back and make my own bootleg movie! 669 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,140 I called it "Flying Bedroom Boy." 670 00:35:14,114 --> 00:35:17,183 And guess what? It worked! I made lots of money. 671 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:21,221 So, I recruited other toons, to star in more movies 672 00:35:21,521 --> 00:35:25,325 and bang-a-rang, now I run my own bootleg movie studio, 673 00:35:25,425 --> 00:35:30,300 where I get to decide who's a star, and who gets thrown in the trash! 674 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:33,700 And now, you two come poking around where you don't belong, 675 00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:36,136 asking questions about your missing friend. 676 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:39,673 And I can't have that. So, how's this for a break? 677 00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:43,309 I'm thinking it's time for a Chip 'n Dale reboot. 678 00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:45,945 -Jimmy... -You, come with me. 679 00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:47,280 -Yup, we're dead. -Run! 680 00:35:47,347 --> 00:35:48,615 (JIMMY GROWLS) 681 00:35:48,782 --> 00:35:50,617 Go, go, go, go, go! (GRUNTS) 682 00:35:50,684 --> 00:35:54,721 -SWEET PETE: Just grab them already! -JIMMY: I'm trying! (GROWLS) 683 00:35:54,854 --> 00:35:57,857 Come on! Ready? Jump! 684 00:35:57,924 --> 00:36:00,727 (BOTH SCREAM, GRUNT) 685 00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:02,696 Ah! (GRUNTS) 686 00:36:02,762 --> 00:36:04,531 SWEET PETE: Hey! That's my personal bathroom. 687 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:05,799 Look for a way out of here! 688 00:36:05,899 --> 00:36:07,367 -JIMMY: Hey! -Uh... No. 689 00:36:07,434 --> 00:36:08,635 -JIMMY: Come out here! -No. 690 00:36:08,735 --> 00:36:12,572 -Aha! There's only one way, Chip. -No! That's disgusting. 691 00:36:12,639 --> 00:36:13,940 BOB: Jimmy, I got them! (GRUNTS) 692 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:16,760 It's our only chance. Live a little! 693 00:36:16,142 --> 00:36:19,450 Live a little? You seem excited about this! 694 00:36:19,145 --> 00:36:23,483 -Don't... No... Aw... -Come on, Chip, the water's fine! 695 00:36:24,351 --> 00:36:26,519 -Aw. Dang it! -BOB: Come on! No! 696 00:36:26,586 --> 00:36:27,654 O... okay. 697 00:36:27,721 --> 00:36:29,550 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you 698 00:36:29,155 --> 00:36:30,757 -Happy birth... -(SCREAMS) 699 00:36:30,924 --> 00:36:34,260 (GRUNTS) No, no! I'm done. 700 00:36:34,527 --> 00:36:36,930 You better pray they don't make it out of there alive. 701 00:36:37,970 --> 00:36:38,865 (BOTH SCREAM) 702 00:36:43,937 --> 00:36:45,405 (GASPING) 703 00:36:45,472 --> 00:36:48,341 -CHIP: Whoa! No! No! -DALE: Whoa! Hold on! 704 00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:50,510 DALE: Watch out! 705 00:36:50,610 --> 00:36:52,345 -CHIP: Hate this! Hate this! -DALE: Oh, God! 706 00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:54,781 -(CELL PHONE RINGING) -(BOTH PANT) 707 00:36:55,315 --> 00:36:58,510 -I should probably get this! -What? 708 00:36:58,151 --> 00:37:02,655 -It could be my agent, Dave Bolinari! -Oh, cool! Let me know what he says! 709 00:37:02,889 --> 00:37:05,992 Hello! What? Oh, yeah, spaghetti's fine! 710 00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:09,863 Love you too, Mom! (LAUGHS) My agent is so weird. 711 00:37:12,650 --> 00:37:13,967 DALE: Try to grab something! 712 00:37:14,670 --> 00:37:15,301 (CHIP GRUNTS) 713 00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:17,904 -Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull! -No! No! 714 00:37:17,971 --> 00:37:19,572 (BOTH SCREAM, GASP) 715 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,477 (BOTH SCREAM, GARGLE) 716 00:37:25,450 --> 00:37:27,130 There! The paddleball! 717 00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:30,717 -Ready? Jump! (GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 718 00:37:30,817 --> 00:37:33,319 -Whoa! -Whoa! 719 00:37:33,386 --> 00:37:34,888 Hold on! 720 00:37:34,988 --> 00:37:39,250 -Whoa! -Whoa! 721 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,930 (SCREAMS, GROANS) 722 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:50,470 (SCREAMS, GRUNTS, GROANS) 723 00:37:51,604 --> 00:37:55,642 (GROANS, PANTS) 724 00:37:57,310 --> 00:37:59,346 Dale? Hello? 725 00:38:00,647 --> 00:38:03,650 Dale? (BREATHES HEAVILY) 726 00:38:03,817 --> 00:38:06,520 Oh, no. Dale? 727 00:38:06,653 --> 00:38:09,489 Come on, don't, uh, don't prank me like this. 728 00:38:11,925 --> 00:38:16,196 (SCREAMS, SOBS) 729 00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:18,932 -I should've... -What's up? 730 00:38:19,232 --> 00:38:20,400 Not now, Dale. 731 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:26,600 (SOBS) Dale! You're alive! But how? 732 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,342 The name's Munk. Dale Munk. 733 00:38:29,776 --> 00:38:32,846 -(CHUCKLES) -Ugh. Double-0 Dale, of course. 734 00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:36,850 Chip, you were crying. You really do love me! 735 00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:39,486 -What? No! I... You were crying! -Aw! 736 00:38:39,552 --> 00:38:41,421 -Can we... -Chippy, Chippy, I love you too! 737 00:38:41,554 --> 00:38:43,890 Don't make it about you. I was traumatized! 738 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:45,910 -Aw. -Just leave it alone, okay? 739 00:38:45,191 --> 00:38:49,562 Okay, fine. Well, that whole day was a big waste! 740 00:38:49,696 --> 00:38:51,698 We didn't learn anything of value except for that 741 00:38:51,765 --> 00:38:54,340 Sweet Pete wears the same step tracker that I do. 742 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:57,904 Wait, those step trackers, do they keep track of everywhere you go? 743 00:38:57,971 --> 00:39:00,974 Yeah, I know because I like to map my runs in the shape of a butt. 744 00:39:01,107 --> 00:39:02,676 -(CHUCKLES) -I can't believe I'm saying this, 745 00:39:02,776 --> 00:39:04,377 but we need to go talk to Ellie. 746 00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:05,945 And then, I'm going home! 747 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,782 DALE: Okay, but please just don't tell her about the butt thing. 748 00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:11,151 -CHIP: I can't promise that. -(DALE GROANS) 749 00:39:11,217 --> 00:39:12,819 Do you think she'll think it's funny, though? 750 00:39:17,991 --> 00:39:18,992 Thanks! 751 00:39:20,226 --> 00:39:23,960 So, if we could get ahold of Sweet Pete's step tracker, 752 00:39:23,196 --> 00:39:26,366 we could cross reference where he's been, with where we know he goes! 753 00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:30,700 Right! And whatever doesn't overlap has got to be his secret facility! 754 00:39:30,136 --> 00:39:33,807 Exactly! We get the step tracker, and we can trace it to find Monty. 755 00:39:33,907 --> 00:39:37,177 -Chip, you're a genius! -So, what's the plan? 756 00:39:37,277 --> 00:39:39,279 How are you guys gonna get Sweet Pete's step tracker? 757 00:39:39,346 --> 00:39:41,981 "You guys"? Hold on. We got you the info you needed. 758 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,219 Now, it's up to you, the professional, to actually, you know, get the bad guy, 759 00:39:46,319 --> 00:39:48,988 -and save our friend Monty? -It's not as simple as that. 760 00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:52,992 We need warrants, we need probable cause, and I don't know if you guys noticed, 761 00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:55,895 but the captain doesn't really value my opinion too much. 762 00:39:55,962 --> 00:40:00,734 -What? He's crazy! -No, I really screwed up. 763 00:40:01,801 --> 00:40:04,104 Last year, when Peppa Pig went missing, 764 00:40:04,170 --> 00:40:07,640 I fell for a bogus tip, and made the whole squad 765 00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:09,642 raid Nickelodeon Junior Studios. 766 00:40:10,810 --> 00:40:12,679 And the toons fought back. 767 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,715 Paw Patrol attacked Sergeant Henderson. 768 00:40:16,850 --> 00:40:19,190 The doctors say he'll never have kids. 769 00:40:20,987 --> 00:40:24,924 Huh, thank you for sharing that absolutely bonkers story. 770 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:28,228 (GASPS) I think I have exactly what we need! Don't move. 771 00:40:28,762 --> 00:40:33,366 Ladies and gentlemen. Behold! The crime lab! 772 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:36,503 (GARAGE DOOR OPENS) 773 00:40:51,484 --> 00:40:56,923 What? (LAUGHS) This is crazy. 774 00:40:57,323 --> 00:41:01,270 Pretty sweet, right? All the disguises and gadgets we could ever need. 775 00:41:02,128 --> 00:41:06,399 Wait, is this like every episode of Rescue Rangers ever? 776 00:41:06,466 --> 00:41:09,269 -Yes, it is. -(SIGHS) You've got them all. 777 00:41:09,336 --> 00:41:10,737 "Catteries Not Included." 778 00:41:10,804 --> 00:41:13,506 "Throw Mummy from the Train," "Dirty Rotten Diapers." 779 00:41:13,606 --> 00:41:15,608 Okay, so what's your favorite episode? 780 00:41:15,675 --> 00:41:18,144 Ooh, I... I can't pick one. That's too hard! 781 00:41:18,211 --> 00:41:21,281 (CHUCKLES) Same. So good. (LAUGHS) 782 00:41:24,217 --> 00:41:26,586 I'm honestly surprised you kept all this stuff. 783 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,322 I didn't think you cared about the show back then. 784 00:41:29,389 --> 00:41:31,240 What? Of course I did. 785 00:41:31,591 --> 00:41:33,360 No. Yeah, of course. 786 00:41:34,394 --> 00:41:36,629 What's this huge map with all the pins in it? 787 00:41:36,730 --> 00:41:38,732 Oh, that? It's actually very cool. 788 00:41:38,865 --> 00:41:41,534 Oh, no. Is this where all the victims are buried? 789 00:41:41,634 --> 00:41:43,803 (CHUCKLES) You're messing with me again! 790 00:41:43,903 --> 00:41:47,774 It actually shows Rescue Rangers' ratings in every US market in 1991 791 00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:50,643 which, as you may recall, was our most successful year. 792 00:41:50,810 --> 00:41:53,460 Hey, Ellie, didn't you say you were from Albany? 793 00:41:53,146 --> 00:41:54,280 Born and raised. 794 00:41:54,381 --> 00:41:57,851 Well, according to this map Rescue Rangers never aired in Albany. 795 00:41:57,951 --> 00:42:01,988 Yeah! My grandma, she used to tape all the episodes and send them to me. 796 00:42:02,422 --> 00:42:04,691 -Hmm. -Grandmas rule! (CHUCKLES) 797 00:42:04,824 --> 00:42:06,593 Oh, come on, Chip! Look at all this cool stuff! 798 00:42:06,726 --> 00:42:10,363 Like this is the limited edition Rescue Rangers pog set! 799 00:42:10,597 --> 00:42:12,980 You know, this turned into a real collectible, 800 00:42:12,198 --> 00:42:13,900 because someone noticed that one of the clouds 801 00:42:13,967 --> 00:42:16,970 behind Monterey Jack looked exactly like... Oprah. 802 00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:18,972 Wow. So cool. 803 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:22,909 I know, right? Unfortunately, I only have 11 of the 12. 804 00:42:22,976 --> 00:42:25,145 I'm missing the main one of all of us together. 805 00:42:25,211 --> 00:42:27,180 Ah, it's just old junk. 806 00:42:27,347 --> 00:42:30,950 Okay, guys. Sweet Pete goes to the Russian bathhouse every Wednesday. 807 00:42:31,510 --> 00:42:32,852 So, how are we gonna sneak you guys in there 808 00:42:32,919 --> 00:42:34,988 without being recognized by all those goons? 809 00:42:35,388 --> 00:42:39,590 -Wait. What if we did episode 45? -Forty-five? 810 00:42:39,893 --> 00:42:42,629 -That's a good idea. -No idea what you're referring to. 811 00:42:42,729 --> 00:42:44,464 And do you have any original ideas? 812 00:42:44,564 --> 00:42:46,900 Or are you just constantly recycling old scripts? 813 00:42:47,330 --> 00:42:50,236 Oh, come on! Episode 45! You dressed up like a rat to fool me. 814 00:42:50,337 --> 00:42:52,839 You don't remember? You said, "Rats what I'm talking about." 815 00:42:52,939 --> 00:42:54,174 It was hilarious! 816 00:42:54,407 --> 00:42:56,876 Oh... Nope, no clue. 817 00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:59,546 Ellie, if we do this, we could really use your help. 818 00:42:59,646 --> 00:43:03,149 Um. I don't know. I shouldn't even be here. 819 00:43:03,216 --> 00:43:08,488 (IMITATES MONTEREY) Please! I need you, Ellie! Help find me! 820 00:43:09,389 --> 00:43:12,926 -Okay, but just this once. -(IMITATES MONTEREY) Oh, thanks, love! 821 00:43:13,260 --> 00:43:14,761 Throw another shrimp on the barbie! 822 00:43:14,861 --> 00:43:17,430 -Stop. -No, I know, that's why I stopped, yeah? 823 00:43:17,597 --> 00:43:19,566 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 824 00:43:25,672 --> 00:43:29,275 ELLIE: Okay, guys, remember, you're plumbers here to fix a leaky pipe. 825 00:43:29,342 --> 00:43:31,111 Roger that. This thing working? 826 00:43:31,277 --> 00:43:33,279 ELLIE: It' s working. I'd say we have about an hour 827 00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:37,170 before anyone notices this van is missing, so shake a tail. 828 00:43:37,217 --> 00:43:39,190 CHIP: I can't believe we're doing this. 829 00:43:39,119 --> 00:43:41,654 Please, just don't do your bad New York accent. 830 00:43:41,721 --> 00:43:43,723 Chip, I hear you, but it's an unreasonable ask. 831 00:43:43,890 --> 00:43:45,992 (IMITATES NEW YORK ACCENT) Yo! We're here to clean the pipes, 832 00:43:46,159 --> 00:43:48,194 or did you forget about it? 833 00:43:48,395 --> 00:43:49,729 (GROANS) 834 00:43:50,630 --> 00:43:51,765 (BUZZER BUZZES) 835 00:43:51,865 --> 00:43:55,402 (CHUCKLES) Go Yanks! And hot dogs, bagels, and pizza! 836 00:43:59,305 --> 00:44:01,975 Wow. I am honestly amazed that that worked. 837 00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:04,978 Me too! That accent actually got me fired from Law and Order. 838 00:44:05,450 --> 00:44:08,181 -Ellie, we're in. -Good. Now, keep a low profile, 839 00:44:08,281 --> 00:44:09,883 and go find Sweet Pete's locker. 840 00:44:12,552 --> 00:44:13,653 BOB: Hey, you two! 841 00:44:15,210 --> 00:44:16,322 This water fountain good? 842 00:44:16,389 --> 00:44:18,580 -Uh... -Uh... 843 00:44:18,324 --> 00:44:19,993 Are the pipes clean to drink from? 844 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:24,364 -Oh, um... -Hey! They're cleaner than Broadway, baby. 845 00:44:24,431 --> 00:44:27,634 -I'm walking here. -Good. Thank you. 846 00:44:27,734 --> 00:44:29,102 (SIGHS) 847 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:34,841 Hmm? 848 00:44:34,941 --> 00:44:38,345 ELLIE: Nice work. You need to stay up on those pipes, out of sight. 849 00:44:38,445 --> 00:44:39,446 Yup! On it. 850 00:44:40,513 --> 00:44:43,160 Oh, yeah! That feels great, man. 851 00:44:43,116 --> 00:44:45,385 -DALE: Gross! -CHIP: Nope. Come on. 852 00:44:45,618 --> 00:44:48,822 I get the kids on the weekends, but it's not the same. 853 00:44:50,156 --> 00:44:52,258 (LAUGHING) 854 00:44:56,396 --> 00:44:58,298 CHIP: Whoa. It's him. 855 00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:02,168 DALE: There it is. 856 00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:05,500 -(GASPS) -(GASPS) 857 00:45:13,613 --> 00:45:15,181 Okay, not great. 858 00:45:19,352 --> 00:45:23,223 Hey, I know you. 859 00:45:23,323 --> 00:45:24,691 -Oh, no. -We're cooked. 860 00:45:25,358 --> 00:45:28,461 You're the Rescue Rangers. 861 00:45:30,530 --> 00:45:34,868 -I am huge fanboy! -Oh, cool. 862 00:45:39,939 --> 00:45:42,509 (CHUCKLES) Don't you just hate awkward silences? 863 00:45:42,609 --> 00:45:45,779 Well, to be honest, it wasn't awkward until you said that, Jimmy, 864 00:45:45,845 --> 00:45:47,947 and now it is, so great job. 865 00:45:48,140 --> 00:45:50,950 -JIMMY: I guess that's true. -Guys, come on! 866 00:45:51,985 --> 00:45:53,820 -Step right up and come on in -You are recognizing? 867 00:45:53,887 --> 00:45:55,655 -Here's where the fun begins -Yes? Wait for it. 868 00:45:55,989 --> 00:45:59,559 (CHUCKLES) No way! Is this a remix of the Disney Afternoon theme song? 869 00:45:59,659 --> 00:46:01,728 -You made this? -You are knowing it, brother! 870 00:46:01,795 --> 00:46:03,363 Now you do a rap on it? Yes? 871 00:46:03,430 --> 00:46:06,399 Uh-oh, I don't know! Give me one second with Dale here, bro. 872 00:46:06,466 --> 00:46:08,435 -First off, stop encouraging this guy. -Totally. 873 00:46:08,501 --> 00:46:10,403 -Second, we are not rapping. -Right. 874 00:46:10,470 --> 00:46:12,972 There is nothing more pathetic than an old cartoon character 875 00:46:13,730 --> 00:46:15,475 -trying to seem cool again by rapping! -Chip, I hear you, 876 00:46:15,575 --> 00:46:16,810 but I don't think we have much of a choice! 877 00:46:16,876 --> 00:46:18,812 Oh, there's a choice. When it comes to rapping, 878 00:46:18,878 --> 00:46:20,113 there's always a choice. 879 00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:21,715 Actually, can you just hold that thought for one second? 880 00:46:21,815 --> 00:46:22,849 -Here I go! -Oh, geez! 881 00:46:22,949 --> 00:46:24,784 My name is Dale... 882 00:46:25,510 --> 00:46:26,519 Uh... 883 00:46:26,586 --> 00:46:27,587 I'm about to kick it 884 00:46:27,754 --> 00:46:29,656 -Oh, no. -And I'm in hell. 885 00:46:29,723 --> 00:46:31,758 Oh, wow, hold on. I need to film this! 886 00:46:31,858 --> 00:46:33,626 I'll distract him. You get that step tracker. 887 00:46:33,727 --> 00:46:36,290 -It won't work. It's too risky. -Well, the biggest risk 888 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,865 is not taking any risk at all. Uh! 889 00:46:38,932 --> 00:46:43,303 My name is Dale, I don't eat whale Why would you say, that I eat whale 890 00:46:43,403 --> 00:46:44,604 I don't eat whale 891 00:46:44,738 --> 00:46:47,640 (CHUCKLES) Once you rhyme Dale with whale, you can't think of anything else. 892 00:46:47,841 --> 00:46:51,344 -Just devour him! Make it stop! -Not me, no, I would just eat the tail 893 00:46:51,444 --> 00:46:52,545 Hmm. 894 00:46:58,451 --> 00:47:01,221 I would never in a million years Eat whale 895 00:47:01,321 --> 00:47:03,256 First of all, they're endangered 896 00:47:03,390 --> 00:47:04,391 (SNIFFS) 897 00:47:04,491 --> 00:47:07,127 -So, you gotta take care of the whale -Macadamias. And where there's nuts, 898 00:47:07,227 --> 00:47:09,696 -there's oil. -Don't want PETA on your tail 899 00:47:09,763 --> 00:47:11,698 But if I did eat whale It wouldn't be stale 900 00:47:11,798 --> 00:47:13,933 -Aha. -DALE: Oh, man, I'm killing this! 901 00:47:14,670 --> 00:47:18,438 -And what are you doing? -Oh, I was a just, uh... 902 00:47:18,505 --> 00:47:20,306 Aye, yo, Chip! Take the mic! 903 00:47:23,777 --> 00:47:25,512 Uh... 904 00:47:26,479 --> 00:47:27,714 For Monty. 905 00:47:27,881 --> 00:47:31,151 Well, my name is Chip, I'm not a whale 906 00:47:31,217 --> 00:47:33,153 And now I'm doing it, great. 907 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,189 A zubi-zong, zubi, zubi, zubi, dong, dong 908 00:47:36,322 --> 00:47:38,240 -Yoink. -Zubi, dong, dong, dong 909 00:47:38,391 --> 00:47:40,930 -'Cause he's Chip -He's Dale 910 00:47:40,193 --> 00:47:41,194 And we'll never fail! 911 00:47:41,261 --> 00:47:43,363 'Cause neither of us Will ever eat whale 912 00:47:43,463 --> 00:47:44,464 -No, never -Ever 913 00:47:44,597 --> 00:47:45,598 -Never -Ever 914 00:47:45,699 --> 00:47:46,766 -Never eat whale -Eat whale 915 00:47:46,866 --> 00:47:48,735 Okay, what? How did you know what I was gonna say? 916 00:47:48,802 --> 00:47:50,770 How did you know what I was gonna say? It was like, 917 00:47:50,837 --> 00:47:51,838 -professional. -Professional. 918 00:47:51,938 --> 00:47:53,340 -(GASPS) Same time! -(GASPS) Same time! 919 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,607 -(GASPS) Jinx! -(GASPS) Jinx! 920 00:47:54,674 --> 00:47:56,643 -You owe me a non-brand specific cola! -You owe me a non-brand specific cola! 921 00:47:56,743 --> 00:47:58,345 -What? That was crazy! -What? That was crazy! 922 00:47:58,445 --> 00:48:00,647 -(GASPS) Somebody call Guinness book! -(GASPS) Somebody call Guinness book! 923 00:48:00,814 --> 00:48:03,483 -This is incredible! -This is blowing my mind! 924 00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:04,651 -We lost it. -(GROANS) 925 00:48:04,818 --> 00:48:09,923 Boom, boom. It's DJ Herzogenaurach with the Disney Afternoon remix! 926 00:48:10,230 --> 00:48:13,727 Hey, this was really fun, but we actually got to get going! 927 00:48:13,927 --> 00:48:16,529 Ooh, they were very bad at rapping. 928 00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:20,266 Oh, hey, Bob! You are never going to believe who I just met. 929 00:48:22,769 --> 00:48:24,571 Oh, man, Ellie, you should have seen us! 930 00:48:24,738 --> 00:48:25,905 -That was incredible! -CHIP: Right? 931 00:48:26,272 --> 00:48:27,607 We were just like real detectives! 932 00:48:27,741 --> 00:48:30,310 And that match trick you did with the oil? Genius! 933 00:48:30,377 --> 00:48:33,847 Yeah, but your bad rapping was the perfect distraction. So good! 934 00:48:33,947 --> 00:48:37,317 Thanks. I totally thought we were busted. But then you just fully went for it! 935 00:48:37,384 --> 00:48:40,754 -And then I rapped. What a rush! -(LAUGHS) You were crazy! 936 00:48:40,854 --> 00:48:43,857 Okay, we are all set here. Just plug that step tracker 937 00:48:43,923 --> 00:48:45,592 -into the computer. -On it! 938 00:48:46,159 --> 00:48:47,594 (COMPUTER BEEPING) 939 00:48:49,596 --> 00:48:52,799 Oh, San Pedro docks! Yes, we got him! 940 00:48:52,899 --> 00:48:55,602 I can't believe it. We might actually get Monty back. 941 00:48:55,735 --> 00:48:59,639 -We're gonna be heroes. -I gotta thank you for making me do this. 942 00:48:59,739 --> 00:49:05,512 -I mean, this feels... I feel... good. -Me too! We were always better together. 943 00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:08,715 MALE VOICE: Location confirmed. We're sending SWAT now by chopper. 944 00:49:08,848 --> 00:49:10,450 -Meet us there. -Yes, sir. 945 00:49:10,684 --> 00:49:13,520 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 946 00:49:24,970 --> 00:49:25,980 Here, Captain. 947 00:49:25,198 --> 00:49:27,567 I ought to suspend you for going behind my back, Steckler. 948 00:49:27,634 --> 00:49:30,270 And I hope we don't get attacked by the Rugrats this time. 949 00:49:30,337 --> 00:49:31,471 -(LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) 950 00:49:31,571 --> 00:49:33,730 Ready the battering rams! 951 00:49:33,606 --> 00:49:36,142 -(RAMS BLEAT) -Let's go! Move! Move! Move! 952 00:49:46,319 --> 00:49:48,388 -OFFICER 1: Clear! -OFFICER 2: Clear! 953 00:49:50,357 --> 00:49:51,391 OFFICER 3: Clear! 954 00:49:52,192 --> 00:49:55,228 -Where do you think he is? -I have no idea. 955 00:50:03,636 --> 00:50:04,637 ELLIE: Sir! 956 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:07,607 I think I found something. 957 00:50:12,512 --> 00:50:15,181 Careful. Don't touch anything. 958 00:50:16,850 --> 00:50:19,986 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 959 00:50:28,128 --> 00:50:29,129 Flounder? 960 00:50:31,264 --> 00:50:32,265 Sneezy? 961 00:50:33,933 --> 00:50:35,235 They're all here. 962 00:50:35,802 --> 00:50:39,906 Whoa. Garfield's little body can't take muscles like that. 963 00:50:40,573 --> 00:50:41,741 We found 'em. 964 00:50:44,210 --> 00:50:47,147 This looks like the machine I had my CG work done on. 965 00:50:48,148 --> 00:50:51,217 Except, way more violent-looking. 966 00:50:52,986 --> 00:50:56,756 It's still warm. Must have just missed him. 967 00:50:57,323 --> 00:50:59,392 Yeah, this place is creepy. 968 00:50:59,492 --> 00:51:01,628 DALE: I'm gonna see if I can't find a light switch. 969 00:51:01,728 --> 00:51:04,464 Wait. No, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't! 970 00:51:08,868 --> 00:51:11,271 -See? Nothing to worry about! -Heh. I guess you're right. 971 00:51:11,338 --> 00:51:12,906 (BEEPS) 972 00:51:13,730 --> 00:51:15,750 -Uh. That's not good. -(ALARM BLARING) 973 00:51:15,141 --> 00:51:17,544 -Dude! What did you do? -I didn't mean to, 974 00:51:17,677 --> 00:51:20,460 I just... I put my leg back, my toe... 975 00:51:20,146 --> 00:51:22,150 -ELLIE: Chip! -CHIP: Why is it on the floor? 976 00:51:22,115 --> 00:51:23,149 Dale! 977 00:51:23,950 --> 00:51:26,190 -CHIP: (GRUNTS) Ah, no! Watch out! -ELLIE: Get out of there! 978 00:51:26,860 --> 00:51:27,921 DALE: No, no, no, no, no! (GRUNTS) 979 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:30,690 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 980 00:51:31,558 --> 00:51:33,260 (COMPUTER BEEPING) 981 00:51:33,526 --> 00:51:35,362 Help! Get us out of here! 982 00:51:37,430 --> 00:51:40,330 ELLIE: The machine is gonna try and surgically re-edit you, 983 00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:41,768 so, try to avoid that. 984 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,671 Goodbye, Ellie! Always remember me! 985 00:51:44,771 --> 00:51:47,407 If we don't make it out of here alive, let Millie live with you, 986 00:51:47,474 --> 00:51:49,175 and sleep on your bed, and eat your food, 987 00:51:49,275 --> 00:51:51,344 and don't be afraid to really scratch that butt! 988 00:51:51,544 --> 00:51:57,183 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 989 00:51:57,350 --> 00:52:00,253 (SHRIEKS) Are we about to get waffle fried? 990 00:52:00,353 --> 00:52:01,688 No, I think it's... 991 00:52:01,755 --> 00:52:03,690 Scanning them, and rendering what they'll look like 992 00:52:03,757 --> 00:52:05,492 in different animation styles. 993 00:52:05,558 --> 00:52:10,196 (COMPUTER BEEPING) 994 00:52:11,431 --> 00:52:15,301 Okay. (CHUCKLES) That was nothing. You know, this might be easier than... 995 00:52:15,402 --> 00:52:16,603 -(SCREAMS) -CHIP: Dale! 996 00:52:16,670 --> 00:52:19,572 -(SCREAMS) Hey! Hey! -Hold on! (GRUNTS) 997 00:52:19,639 --> 00:52:22,750 (BOTH GRUNT) 998 00:52:22,142 --> 00:52:25,145 -Pull harder! -Why... won't... you... stretch? 999 00:52:25,211 --> 00:52:28,140 This body is meant to be looked at, not touched! 1000 00:52:28,114 --> 00:52:30,116 -What are you doing? (GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 1001 00:52:30,183 --> 00:52:33,586 (GRUNTS, STRAINS, YELLS) 1002 00:52:33,687 --> 00:52:35,355 Whoa! (GRUNTS) 1003 00:52:35,422 --> 00:52:37,570 -Thank you. -Come on! 1004 00:52:37,657 --> 00:52:38,658 (YELLS) 1005 00:52:39,559 --> 00:52:40,760 DALE: Whoa. 1006 00:52:41,761 --> 00:52:44,964 -It's like episode 121! -"Mission Chipossible!" 1007 00:52:45,650 --> 00:52:46,933 -You're right. -Wait, you remember? 1008 00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:48,968 I guess a couple things are coming back to me. 1009 00:52:49,690 --> 00:52:51,400 Then let's do it. How different could it be? 1010 00:52:51,104 --> 00:52:54,174 -Very different! It can be very different. -Ready? 1011 00:52:54,574 --> 00:52:56,142 Jump! Duck! 1012 00:52:57,143 --> 00:52:59,512 Pancake. Launch me! 1013 00:52:59,612 --> 00:53:04,284 (GRUNTING) 1014 00:53:04,517 --> 00:53:07,721 -Heads-up! -Got you! (GRUNTS) 1015 00:53:07,821 --> 00:53:09,823 -Slide! -(GRUNTS) 1016 00:53:09,889 --> 00:53:12,559 (BOTH PANT) 1017 00:53:12,992 --> 00:53:18,298 -You okay? Are you in one piece? -(PANTS) Yeah, I think so. But you're not. 1018 00:53:18,398 --> 00:53:19,399 Huh? 1019 00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:23,903 (BOTH SCREAM) 1020 00:53:24,337 --> 00:53:26,339 I'm sure they're fine. (CHUCKLES) 1021 00:53:26,439 --> 00:53:28,641 -You got a Snoopy ear! -Get it off! Get it off! 1022 00:53:28,742 --> 00:53:30,477 (STRAINS, GRUNTS) 1023 00:53:31,177 --> 00:53:33,113 The door! Let's get out of here! 1024 00:53:33,179 --> 00:53:38,318 (BOTH SCREAM, GRUNT) 1025 00:53:38,485 --> 00:53:40,530 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 1026 00:53:40,253 --> 00:53:43,757 (MACHINE POWERS DOWN) 1027 00:53:44,657 --> 00:53:48,261 -(GROANS, PANTS) -What the... 1028 00:53:55,402 --> 00:53:56,670 You guys okay? 1029 00:54:02,442 --> 00:54:03,843 Look at all these parts. 1030 00:54:05,445 --> 00:54:06,646 Oh, no. 1031 00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:12,485 -Monty's mustache. -(GASPS) No! 1032 00:54:14,540 --> 00:54:15,889 He's been bootlegged! 1033 00:54:21,610 --> 00:54:26,299 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 1034 00:54:29,102 --> 00:54:30,270 Hey, Steckler. 1035 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,740 Nice work, today. I didn't think you had it in you. 1036 00:54:34,641 --> 00:54:35,675 Thank you, sir. 1037 00:54:35,775 --> 00:54:36,876 (REPORTERS CLAMORING) 1038 00:54:36,976 --> 00:54:38,445 FEMALE REPORTER: Over here. One question! Over here! 1039 00:54:38,511 --> 00:54:41,381 3D In Your Face News. With this factory shut down, 1040 00:54:41,481 --> 00:54:44,150 how does it feel to have made the city safer for toons? 1041 00:54:44,217 --> 00:54:46,319 All right, come on. Leave them alone. No questions. 1042 00:54:46,386 --> 00:54:48,254 Come on, guys, let's get out of here. 1043 00:54:48,355 --> 00:54:49,823 MALE REPORTER: Hey, Chip, why the Snoopy ear? 1044 00:54:49,889 --> 00:54:52,250 Captain Putty! Captain Putty! Black and White News. 1045 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:53,927 Why is there a wad of chewing gum on your back? 1046 00:54:54,270 --> 00:54:55,795 Oh, come on! Gross. 1047 00:54:55,895 --> 00:54:58,298 Now, that's just gonna be a part of me forever. 1048 00:55:00,660 --> 00:55:01,768 SWEET PETE: Well, this is a mess. 1049 00:55:01,968 --> 00:55:03,937 BOB: We should probably skip down for a while, huh, boss? 1050 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,439 We're not going anywhere without those chipmunks. 1051 00:55:06,573 --> 00:55:09,576 -I still want my reboot. -Should we try to follow them? 1052 00:55:09,676 --> 00:55:14,881 Nah, let 'em go. I have my own special way of tracking people. 1053 00:55:15,615 --> 00:55:17,817 (KEYPAD TAPPING) 1054 00:55:19,819 --> 00:55:21,154 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1055 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:34,567 -Are we sure that every room was checked? -Yeah. Positive. 1056 00:55:34,734 --> 00:55:38,471 You said bootlegging takes 48 hours. We made it before then. 1057 00:55:38,738 --> 00:55:43,900 -I know. It usually does. -And that coffee was still warm. 1058 00:55:43,143 --> 00:55:44,878 It's like they knew we were coming. 1059 00:55:44,978 --> 00:55:47,881 Look, I know you guys are sad about Monty, 1060 00:55:47,981 --> 00:55:51,284 but you should still feel really good about what you did back there. 1061 00:55:51,484 --> 00:55:55,855 -You guys are heroes. -We are not heroes. Monty's gone. 1062 00:55:55,922 --> 00:55:58,358 I was so excited to see his big, dopey face. 1063 00:56:01,761 --> 00:56:04,631 -(TELEPHONE RINGING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1064 00:56:05,265 --> 00:56:08,702 (SIGHS) I'm telling you, we're missing something. 1065 00:56:08,768 --> 00:56:10,103 I can feel it, Dale. 1066 00:56:10,170 --> 00:56:14,700 Hey, just wanna remind you guys, I'll be at Fan Con this afternoon, 1067 00:56:14,107 --> 00:56:17,310 signing autographs. So, get those nuts ready! (CHUCKLES) 1068 00:56:18,144 --> 00:56:20,460 -Yeah... -What is wrong with you? 1069 00:56:20,146 --> 00:56:21,514 What? It's my job. 1070 00:56:21,614 --> 00:56:24,851 It's a choice. (SCOFFS) I'm getting some coffee. 1071 00:56:25,118 --> 00:56:28,488 Wh... Come on! I have to stay connected to the fans! 1072 00:56:28,588 --> 00:56:32,158 There are no fans. It's for you. It's always for you, 1073 00:56:32,325 --> 00:56:34,227 to feed your selfish ego. (SCOFFS) 1074 00:56:34,794 --> 00:56:37,464 I thought you had changed, but you haven't changed 1075 00:56:37,564 --> 00:56:39,320 since Double-0 Dale! 1076 00:56:39,466 --> 00:56:42,680 Wait, so you are still mad about Double-0 Dale? 1077 00:56:42,135 --> 00:56:43,603 I thought everything was artichokie. 1078 00:56:43,770 --> 00:56:47,807 You left, Dale. You left me high and dry. After everything we'd been through, 1079 00:56:47,907 --> 00:56:49,576 everything I did for you! 1080 00:56:50,143 --> 00:56:53,146 -So, we're not artichokie? -No artichokie! 1081 00:56:53,213 --> 00:56:57,717 Nothing's ever been artichokie. Okay? I'm alone. I sell insurance. 1082 00:56:57,817 --> 00:56:59,819 My only friend is a dog! 1083 00:56:59,919 --> 00:57:02,389 Okay, but then why did you say it was artichokie? 1084 00:57:02,489 --> 00:57:04,240 I mean, when someone tells me something's artichokie, 1085 00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:05,392 I believe it's artichokie. 1086 00:57:05,525 --> 00:57:09,129 (GRUNTS) Stop saying artichokie! What is it, man? 1087 00:57:09,295 --> 00:57:14,100 Oh, uh, if you could just scooch a bit, from the coffee? 1088 00:57:14,401 --> 00:57:17,170 Yes, yes, of course. Sorry. 1089 00:57:17,270 --> 00:57:21,700 (GROANS) See? This is why I didn't wanna see you anymore. 1090 00:57:21,107 --> 00:57:24,444 Sure, my life is lonely, but at least I didn't feel like this! 1091 00:57:24,611 --> 00:57:27,814 Oh, yeah? Well, you're the same too! Chip's always in charge! 1092 00:57:27,881 --> 00:57:30,283 Chip's always right! It's Chip's way or the highway! 1093 00:57:30,517 --> 00:57:33,753 You know what? Here. I've been holding on to this 1094 00:57:33,853 --> 00:57:37,991 for some stupid reason. Now, your collection is complete. 1095 00:57:40,930 --> 00:57:42,562 DALE: (SIGHS) What? 1096 00:57:43,897 --> 00:57:44,898 You kept this? 1097 00:57:46,299 --> 00:57:47,434 (SIGHS) 1098 00:57:47,534 --> 00:57:50,737 You know the crazy thing is, way back then... 1099 00:57:51,571 --> 00:57:53,273 I didn't even wanna do Double-0 Dale. 1100 00:57:53,973 --> 00:57:57,277 -What? -It's gonna sound stupid, but... 1101 00:57:57,377 --> 00:58:00,447 (SIGHS) ...I think I just wanted you to tell me you needed me. 1102 00:58:00,513 --> 00:58:04,117 That I wasn't just some pathetic chipmunk you found eating alone at school. 1103 00:58:05,652 --> 00:58:09,356 You know, I wanted this pog for some silly reason, but now I don't. 1104 00:58:09,422 --> 00:58:12,726 -Here, now your collection's complete. -What? Don't give me that! 1105 00:58:12,826 --> 00:58:14,928 That's the exact same thing I just said to you. 1106 00:58:15,610 --> 00:58:16,763 What? No, it's not. I said, "silly reason." 1107 00:58:16,863 --> 00:58:19,650 -You said, "stupid reason." -Well, I don't want it. 1108 00:58:19,132 --> 00:58:20,367 -Neither do I! -Good! 1109 00:58:20,433 --> 00:58:21,768 -I'm putting it on the ground. -Great! 1110 00:58:21,868 --> 00:58:22,836 -Yeah. -Cool. 1111 00:58:22,936 --> 00:58:23,970 -I know. -Neat! 1112 00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:25,605 It is neat. Thanks. 1113 00:58:28,441 --> 00:58:30,977 (SNIFFS) Do you smell that? 1114 00:58:31,277 --> 00:58:34,347 I'm definitely not falling for one of your dumb fart jokes right now. 1115 00:58:34,481 --> 00:58:36,983 -No! No, no! Smell! (SNIFFS) -(SNIFFS) 1116 00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:38,818 This whole place, it smells like... 1117 00:58:39,552 --> 00:58:41,721 -almond butter and gasoline. -Almond butter and gasoline. 1118 00:58:41,821 --> 00:58:43,857 But that's the Rescue Rangers cologne. 1119 00:58:45,692 --> 00:58:49,562 (BOTH SNIFF) 1120 00:58:51,970 --> 00:58:53,566 (SNIFFS) This way. 1121 00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:59,439 (SNIFFS) It's coming from in here. 1122 00:59:03,610 --> 00:59:06,379 DALE: Why would Putty's office smell like that? 1123 00:59:06,946 --> 00:59:10,450 (GASPS) Dale, we need to leave, now. 1124 00:59:10,850 --> 00:59:12,686 What's going on? Why are we running away? 1125 00:59:12,752 --> 00:59:14,554 I'm not sure, but you and your big red nose 1126 00:59:14,654 --> 00:59:17,424 are onto something. Monty was literally the only person 1127 00:59:17,524 --> 00:59:20,393 -to ever use that disgusting cologne. -Actually, I heard it's still used 1128 00:59:20,493 --> 00:59:22,620 in the Latvia to strip paint, but of course, 1129 00:59:22,128 --> 00:59:23,897 we never see a dime of that. 1130 00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:26,399 That's not the point. Putty's office stunk of it, 1131 00:59:26,466 --> 00:59:29,102 which means someone had direct contact with Monty. 1132 00:59:29,169 --> 00:59:31,271 -Oh, I knew Putty was dirty! -Oh, you're just saying that 1133 00:59:31,338 --> 00:59:33,573 'cause it's always the police captain in our episodes. 1134 00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:35,975 Putty's too obvious! Think, Dale! 1135 00:59:36,109 --> 00:59:37,811 -Ellie? -Something has been off about her 1136 00:59:37,877 --> 00:59:39,120 the whole time! 1137 00:59:39,112 --> 00:59:41,314 Claiming to be a huge fan just to butter us up. 1138 00:59:41,381 --> 00:59:43,216 She couldn't even name her favorite episode. 1139 00:59:43,316 --> 00:59:46,319 -'Cause she loves them all. -No! 'Cause she's never seen any episodes! 1140 00:59:46,553 --> 00:59:49,220 "Her grandmother taped the show for her." Get real! 1141 00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:51,725 Grandparents are terrible at electronics. That's their whole thing! 1142 00:59:51,825 --> 00:59:54,594 -(CELLPHONE BUZZING) -Aha! Speak of the devil! 1143 00:59:54,728 --> 00:59:57,597 Are you crazy? Don't pick that up! We don't know who we can trust. 1144 00:59:57,697 --> 01:00:00,967 We need outside help, like the governor, the CIA, the FBI. 1145 01:00:01,101 --> 01:00:05,138 (GASPS) I know someone who might be able to help. 1146 01:00:05,271 --> 01:00:08,842 You got a Snoopy ear! (LAUGHS) 1147 01:00:08,942 --> 01:00:12,679 Yes, Ugly Sonic, his ear is hilarious, but do you have a contact at the FBI? 1148 01:00:12,779 --> 01:00:15,615 Because we have some highly dangerous and classified information for them. 1149 01:00:15,782 --> 01:00:18,151 Yeah, of course. I know tons of people at the FBI. 1150 01:00:18,218 --> 01:00:21,221 -I'm making a TV show with them. -Look, we really need your help, 1151 01:00:21,321 --> 01:00:22,822 but we don't have a lot of time. 1152 01:00:22,889 --> 01:00:26,559 Oh, you want me to go fast? (CHUCKLES) That's Sonic's thing. 1153 01:00:26,893 --> 01:00:33,800 Ugly Sonic goes slow, baby. (LAUGHS) 1154 01:00:34,434 --> 01:00:36,136 -So, you're not gonna help us? -No, I'm not. 1155 01:00:36,269 --> 01:00:39,305 Ugh! You don't have a show with the FBI. I knew it! I knew it! 1156 01:00:39,406 --> 01:00:40,507 SONIC: I wasn't finished. 1157 01:00:40,607 --> 01:00:42,475 -Dale, we need to go. -SONIC: I'll run it by my producer later 1158 01:00:42,575 --> 01:00:44,177 -when I see him at the Chateau. -DALE: (GASPS) Oh, no. 1159 01:00:44,277 --> 01:00:47,614 -Quick, we'll lose them in the crowd. -SONIC: One day, you'll see, Dale. 1160 01:00:47,781 --> 01:00:50,950 You'll turn on your television and all will be revealed. 1161 01:00:51,170 --> 01:00:53,219 -No, it won't. -Yes, it will! 1162 01:00:53,319 --> 01:00:55,355 (GRUNTS) Move! 1163 01:00:55,555 --> 01:00:58,858 (GRUNTS) Out of the way! Move it, nerds! 1164 01:00:58,992 --> 01:01:01,428 You know, originally, it was called Aunt Man, 1165 01:01:01,594 --> 01:01:05,799 A-U-N-T, and my superpower was being really charming to aunts. 1166 01:01:05,899 --> 01:01:09,690 (LAUGHS) That's great, isn't it? 1167 01:01:09,135 --> 01:01:10,570 -Yeah, they changed it... (SHOUTS) -Whoa! Coming through. 1168 01:01:10,637 --> 01:01:11,938 Love your work! 1169 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:13,239 -Whoa! -Watch out! 1170 01:01:13,306 --> 01:01:15,241 -Okay. Nice horsey, nice horsey. -(LAUGHING) Whoa! 1171 01:01:15,508 --> 01:01:17,711 -Step aside. Move. -(MAN GRUNTING) 1172 01:01:17,811 --> 01:01:19,813 (PANTS) 1173 01:01:21,715 --> 01:01:23,850 -There they are. -Well, go get them. 1174 01:01:24,150 --> 01:01:25,618 (PANTING) 1175 01:01:26,353 --> 01:01:28,555 -(GRUNTS) -(WOMAN SCREAMS) 1176 01:01:29,155 --> 01:01:30,890 (PANTS) 1177 01:01:30,990 --> 01:01:33,893 -Gotcha! -Oh, what? 1178 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:40,660 -Peter, is that really you? You got old. -Yeah, death is coming for us all, kid. 1179 01:01:40,233 --> 01:01:41,267 (PANTS) 1180 01:01:41,434 --> 01:01:44,504 -How do they know we're here? -I'm guessing your social media post 1181 01:01:44,604 --> 01:01:45,905 at the police station. 1182 01:01:45,972 --> 01:01:47,907 Ah! Oops. (CHUCKLES) 1183 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,944 -Yeah, that's my bad. -Hey, there's something down there. 1184 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:53,130 There's nothing down there, you boob. 1185 01:01:53,279 --> 01:01:57,170 You walk around with no pants long enough, and you start to notice every breeze. 1186 01:01:57,150 --> 01:01:58,818 -(SKELETOR LAUGHING) -Gotcha! Huh? 1187 01:01:59,986 --> 01:02:03,256 We need a disguise or something. In here. Grab the first thing you can. 1188 01:02:04,657 --> 01:02:07,270 Uh... What? 1189 01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:09,229 (INDIANA JONES THEME SONG PLAYING) 1190 01:02:10,397 --> 01:02:11,798 It's the Rescue Rangers! 1191 01:02:11,898 --> 01:02:15,402 -Oh, my gosh! I am your biggest fan! -Oh, my God. 1192 01:02:15,635 --> 01:02:18,338 (FANS CHATTER EXCITEDLY) 1193 01:02:18,471 --> 01:02:21,474 (GRUNTS) Cook-a-rook-a-roo! 1194 01:02:21,608 --> 01:02:24,544 (GRUNTS) Think happy little thoughts. (COUGHS) 1195 01:02:24,644 --> 01:02:26,479 (GROANS) Definitely pulled something. 1196 01:02:26,546 --> 01:02:28,982 You keep going, I'll catch up. (COUGHS) 1197 01:02:29,490 --> 01:02:30,283 Hey, give me that! 1198 01:02:30,617 --> 01:02:32,252 Ugh! It's diet! 1199 01:02:32,886 --> 01:02:36,990 -CHIP: Up here. Hey! (PANTING) -(JIMMY GROWLS) 1200 01:02:37,190 --> 01:02:38,324 (GRUNTS) 1201 01:02:39,192 --> 01:02:43,129 By the axe of Ucarga, you will submit to me! (GRUNTS) 1202 01:02:46,199 --> 01:02:47,233 (GRUNTS) 1203 01:02:47,434 --> 01:02:49,736 (DRAMATIC UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1204 01:02:50,503 --> 01:02:53,807 What are you doing? I got you! (YELLS) 1205 01:02:53,907 --> 01:02:56,409 -(YELLS) -(BOB GRUNTS) 1206 01:02:57,110 --> 01:02:59,713 (GROANS) What are you looking at? 1207 01:02:59,846 --> 01:03:03,683 -Honestly, your weird dead eyes. (LAUGHS) -They are weird. (LAUGHS) 1208 01:03:03,783 --> 01:03:04,884 Super weird. 1209 01:03:04,984 --> 01:03:06,252 (ALL LAUGH) 1210 01:03:06,353 --> 01:03:07,487 So funny. 1211 01:03:07,687 --> 01:03:10,590 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1212 01:03:14,394 --> 01:03:17,630 Well, I'll be. Chip and Dale together again 1213 01:03:17,130 --> 01:03:18,898 Never thought I'd see the day. 1214 01:03:19,599 --> 01:03:20,600 Get back here! 1215 01:03:23,803 --> 01:03:24,804 Wow. 1216 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:28,274 -Yo, man, it's you! -Baloo. Nice to meet you. 1217 01:03:28,475 --> 01:03:32,779 (SCREAMS) No way! Can I touch your face? I mean, what is going on? 1218 01:03:32,846 --> 01:03:35,115 -DALE: Quick, the elevator. (PANTING) -(GRUNTS) 1219 01:03:36,149 --> 01:03:37,517 -(BOB SCREAMS) -Oh, no! 1220 01:03:37,684 --> 01:03:41,187 I command thee to halt! (YELLS) 1221 01:03:41,388 --> 01:03:45,158 -You want a piece of me? Be my guest. -(ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING) 1222 01:03:45,258 --> 01:03:46,826 (GROANS) Berserker! 1223 01:03:46,893 --> 01:03:48,461 Ah, ah, ah! 1224 01:03:48,762 --> 01:03:52,799 Hello, 911? I have a rather unruly visitor here. 1225 01:03:52,899 --> 01:03:55,301 -(PANTS) -(PANTS) There's the exit. 1226 01:03:55,402 --> 01:03:57,971 -(BOTH PANT) -(GROWLS) 1227 01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:01,908 Go, Dale. Go! (PANTS) 1228 01:04:01,975 --> 01:04:03,109 Come on, Chip! 1229 01:04:04,210 --> 01:04:05,378 (GROWLS) 1230 01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:09,649 (PANTS) Quick! Hide up here! 1231 01:04:09,716 --> 01:04:16,523 -(PANTS) -(GROWLS, PANTS) 1232 01:04:19,392 --> 01:04:20,527 (GROWLS) 1233 01:04:22,462 --> 01:04:25,598 (PANTS) Chip? 1234 01:04:27,634 --> 01:04:30,170 -Chip, where are you? -(INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1235 01:04:30,303 --> 01:04:32,672 -Where are you, buddy? (GASPS, WHIMPERS) -(SIRENS BLARING) 1236 01:04:36,609 --> 01:04:39,450 No. No, no, no, no, no, no! 1237 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:43,783 Hey, Steckler. I just got a tip. I think your little chipmunk friends 1238 01:04:43,850 --> 01:04:45,185 -are in trouble. -I know, sir. 1239 01:04:45,251 --> 01:04:48,154 -I'm heading to the Convention Center now. -No, it's worse than that. Come on. 1240 01:04:48,221 --> 01:04:49,989 We gotta move fast before it's too late. 1241 01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:52,525 You're gonna arrest me while Jack Skellington's been embezzling 1242 01:04:52,592 --> 01:04:55,280 from his own charity for years? Everyone knows it! 1243 01:04:55,195 --> 01:04:57,230 -(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) -(CHIP GROANS) 1244 01:04:57,364 --> 01:04:59,699 -(JIMMY LAUGHING) -Where's Dale? 1245 01:04:59,766 --> 01:05:01,968 SWEET PETE: He'll be here. Keep your pants on. 1246 01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:04,337 -I don't wear pants. -Yeah, I noticed. 1247 01:05:04,504 --> 01:05:06,473 It's not something to brag about. (LAUGHS) 1248 01:05:06,573 --> 01:05:07,607 What do you want? 1249 01:05:07,674 --> 01:05:10,310 I want you to stop messing with my business. 1250 01:05:10,443 --> 01:05:13,213 You exposed everything, now I have to move all this stuff, 1251 01:05:13,313 --> 01:05:15,315 and start over. It's super annoying. 1252 01:05:15,615 --> 01:05:18,385 You should have just let me bootleg you when you came to my office. 1253 01:05:18,485 --> 01:05:21,540 Could have saved us both a ton of headaches. 1254 01:05:21,388 --> 01:05:22,389 Ah! 1255 01:05:22,655 --> 01:05:27,227 Besides, I was always more of an Alvin and the Chipmunks person. 1256 01:05:27,460 --> 01:05:29,562 You monster. 1257 01:05:29,629 --> 01:05:31,631 -(LAUGHS) -ELLIE: Freeze, Sweet Pete. 1258 01:05:33,330 --> 01:05:35,268 Nah. How about you freeze? 1259 01:05:35,435 --> 01:05:36,903 (GUN CLICKING) 1260 01:05:37,137 --> 01:05:38,471 Drop it, Steckler. 1261 01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:43,109 -What? Captain Putty? -Dale was right. 1262 01:05:43,176 --> 01:05:47,113 -(GROANS) How cliché. -I know. It is a bit unoriginal, right? 1263 01:05:47,180 --> 01:05:48,948 Sweet Pete, remember when you first approached me 1264 01:05:49,150 --> 01:05:51,151 to turn bad, be a bad guy, work with you, 1265 01:05:51,217 --> 01:05:54,540 and I was like, "Come on! That's too predictable." 1266 01:05:54,154 --> 01:05:55,722 Yeah. And what did I say? 1267 01:05:55,822 --> 01:05:57,157 -"If it ain't broke..." -"If it ain't broke..." 1268 01:05:57,223 --> 01:05:59,259 (BOTH LAUGH) 1269 01:05:59,492 --> 01:06:01,961 -How could you? -I know, I know. It's terrible. 1270 01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:06,900 I am so ashamed. But I had no choice. My mother needed an operation. 1271 01:06:06,966 --> 01:06:10,503 See, she got injured playing a game of Operation. 1272 01:06:10,603 --> 01:06:13,239 She got too close to the sides and, uh... (SNIFFING) 1273 01:06:13,473 --> 01:06:17,344 ...she got buzzed really bad. (SOBS) 1274 01:06:17,444 --> 01:06:21,881 (LAUGHS) Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't do it any longer. 1275 01:06:21,981 --> 01:06:23,983 Money! I'm a greedy little Smurf 1276 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,720 -who did it for the money. -Hilarious. 1277 01:06:26,820 --> 01:06:28,855 Yeah, but I had you going there for a second, didn't I? 1278 01:06:28,922 --> 01:06:32,726 "Hello, I think I just saw Peppa Pig heading into Nickelodeon Jr." 1279 01:06:32,826 --> 01:06:34,761 -(LAUGHS) -It was you? 1280 01:06:35,562 --> 01:06:37,530 You gave the fake tip. 1281 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,734 You derailed the whole investigation and... 1282 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,136 and worst of all, you made me doubt myself. 1283 01:06:43,236 --> 01:06:45,905 Oh, come on. Don't be so fragile. 1284 01:06:45,972 --> 01:06:49,776 Oh, wow, wow, oh, wow! Keep it together, Dale. Come on. 1285 01:06:50,443 --> 01:06:51,978 -(GASPS) It's Ellie. -(CELL PHONE BUZZING) 1286 01:06:52,450 --> 01:06:56,116 Wait, no, Ellie could be bad. But she also could be good. 1287 01:06:56,182 --> 01:07:00,553 Oh, my brain hurts. I wish Chip was here. He'd know what to do. 1288 01:07:00,653 --> 01:07:01,888 Uh... 1289 01:07:02,856 --> 01:07:05,258 -Hello? -ELLIE: Hey. You okay? 1290 01:07:05,358 --> 01:07:08,128 Uh, yeah, totally fine. Why do you ask? 1291 01:07:08,294 --> 01:07:11,197 You don't have to worry, Dale. I know how to get Chip back. 1292 01:07:11,364 --> 01:07:14,634 I'm down at the bootlegging facility. Meet me here. 1293 01:07:15,568 --> 01:07:16,736 And come alone. 1294 01:07:16,803 --> 01:07:19,500 Well, that sounds super shady and not safe at all. 1295 01:07:19,139 --> 01:07:21,241 I know. But you have to trust me. 1296 01:07:21,307 --> 01:07:25,110 And, Dale, "When You Fish Upon A Star," that's my favorite episode. 1297 01:07:25,111 --> 01:07:28,381 Oh. (CHUCKLES) Kind of a deep cut. Why is that your favorite? 1298 01:07:28,481 --> 01:07:30,817 -(DIAL TONE BEEPING) -Hello? Huh. 1299 01:07:30,884 --> 01:07:33,520 I mean, "When You Fish Upon A Star" is a good episode, 1300 01:07:33,586 --> 01:07:35,555 but I wouldn't call it great. 1301 01:07:35,722 --> 01:07:38,324 Why did you tell Dale to come? You should have protected him. 1302 01:07:38,391 --> 01:07:41,270 I gave him a secret message. A code. 1303 01:07:41,940 --> 01:07:45,198 Dale forgets his own phone number. How is he gonna break a code? 1304 01:07:45,365 --> 01:07:47,701 Listen up, you rejects from a science lab. 1305 01:07:47,767 --> 01:07:50,300 -(DALE LAUGHING) -I didn't think of this extraordinarily 1306 01:07:50,103 --> 01:07:51,404 brilliant plan, only to have 1307 01:07:51,571 --> 01:07:53,907 -you idiots wreck the wrong ship. -Still holds up. It's a great show. 1308 01:07:53,973 --> 01:07:56,609 -FAT CAT: A ship full of worthless junk! -Ah, no! Focus, Dale. Come on. 1309 01:07:56,676 --> 01:07:58,878 -Ellie is sending a message, but what? -GADGET: ...you know? 1310 01:07:58,978 --> 01:08:02,449 Your little friends would never dream of leaving you hanging here. 1311 01:08:02,515 --> 01:08:05,552 -Would they? -All right. Think, Dale, think. 1312 01:08:05,652 --> 01:08:10,590 Gadget is stuck in a lantern. Lanterns provide light by using fire. 1313 01:08:10,690 --> 01:08:13,893 Fire is really cool, but also really dangerous. (GASPS) 1314 01:08:14,127 --> 01:08:16,196 Someone is in a dangerous situation. 1315 01:08:16,262 --> 01:08:18,231 Oh, like that time I dropped a bowling ball on my toe. 1316 01:08:18,298 --> 01:08:21,901 (GASPS) Ellie has ten toes and she probably likes Thai food. 1317 01:08:21,968 --> 01:08:25,472 Ellie is tied up and in danger, and Chip is with her. 1318 01:08:25,605 --> 01:08:27,974 It was Putty working with Sweet Pete the whole time. 1319 01:08:28,740 --> 01:08:30,276 -I cracked it. I'm coming, guys. -(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1320 01:08:30,443 --> 01:08:33,113 (GRUNTING) 1321 01:08:33,179 --> 01:08:34,881 (CAR ENGINE RATTLING) 1322 01:08:34,981 --> 01:08:36,383 (GROANS) 1323 01:08:36,483 --> 01:08:39,520 Come on. Start, start, start, start! 1324 01:08:39,152 --> 01:08:41,654 No. No, no, no. 1325 01:08:42,389 --> 01:08:43,590 (SIGHS) 1326 01:08:45,992 --> 01:08:46,993 Huh. 1327 01:08:50,697 --> 01:08:54,367 (DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1328 01:09:01,740 --> 01:09:04,711 GADGET: Honey, someone's doing a cool pose in the driveway. 1329 01:09:04,811 --> 01:09:06,946 -(DOOR OPENING) -(INDISTINCT CHITTER) 1330 01:09:07,130 --> 01:09:08,148 (CLEARS THROAT) 1331 01:09:08,214 --> 01:09:12,686 Excuse me. Dale, old chum. The sight of you lights my heart aglow. 1332 01:09:12,752 --> 01:09:14,821 Rangers, I need your help. 1333 01:09:14,888 --> 01:09:19,492 We love you, bud, but we just can't invest in any more of your independent movies. 1334 01:09:19,559 --> 01:09:22,562 What... No, I'm not here for that. I'm here for something very important. 1335 01:09:22,629 --> 01:09:25,398 Although that script was pretty good. Did you even read it? 1336 01:09:25,465 --> 01:09:26,466 (JIMMY GROWLS) 1337 01:09:26,566 --> 01:09:28,702 SWEET PETE: Chip, I wanna do something extra special for you. 1338 01:09:28,768 --> 01:09:31,271 How would you feel about playing your old character, 1339 01:09:31,338 --> 01:09:35,141 but with feet for ears, and a dog snout where your tail should be? 1340 01:09:35,275 --> 01:09:37,844 Okay, honest feedback, that sounds terrible. 1341 01:09:37,944 --> 01:09:39,346 You're gonna like the way you look. 1342 01:09:39,446 --> 01:09:41,781 -I guarantee it. -You'll never get away with this. 1343 01:09:41,948 --> 01:09:44,551 The Men's Wearhouse reference? Yeah, I think I will. 1344 01:09:44,984 --> 01:09:47,320 Okay, let's make some changes. 1345 01:09:47,387 --> 01:09:49,389 Cook-a-rook-a-roo! 1346 01:09:49,522 --> 01:09:52,192 -(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) -DALE: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whee! 1347 01:09:52,258 --> 01:09:56,960 This is awesome! I'm amazed this thing actually flies. 1348 01:09:56,196 --> 01:09:57,797 And you know how to fly it. 1349 01:09:57,897 --> 01:10:00,233 Yeah. I guess my character from the old show, 1350 01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:03,803 and my character in real life are basically exactly the same. 1351 01:10:03,903 --> 01:10:06,940 (LAUGHS) Yeah, I guess so. Zipper, how are the kids? 1352 01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:09,576 Splendid. I mean, sure, being a stay-at-home dad 1353 01:10:09,642 --> 01:10:11,945 has its challenges, but it's the most rewarding job 1354 01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:13,480 -I could ever ask for and it just... -(CELL PHONE BUZZING) 1355 01:10:13,546 --> 01:10:16,816 Whoa! It's actually my agent. Sorry, can you hold on for a second? 1356 01:10:17,884 --> 01:10:21,187 Wow! Dave Bolinari. Haven't heard from you in a while. 1357 01:10:21,254 --> 01:10:23,923 Did you not get my last seven years of messages? (CHUCKLES) 1358 01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:26,926 (CHUCKLES) Oh, Daley, brother, so sorry. 1359 01:10:27,270 --> 01:10:29,863 Look, I got a new assistant, and then we were off for the holidays. 1360 01:10:29,929 --> 01:10:32,298 Anyways, I'm watching the news. 1361 01:10:32,399 --> 01:10:35,468 You're the talk of the town. We've got heat. We've got offers. 1362 01:10:35,602 --> 01:10:38,571 I'm thinking book deal. I'm thinking reboot. 1363 01:10:38,638 --> 01:10:41,174 Hey, actually, can I call you back? I can't talk now. 1364 01:10:41,274 --> 01:10:44,444 What? But, Dale, you gotta get your priorities straight, dawg. 1365 01:10:44,511 --> 01:10:46,680 You know what? I think for the first time in my life, 1366 01:10:46,780 --> 01:10:48,782 I am getting my priorities straight. 1367 01:10:48,848 --> 01:10:52,752 Friends are more important than business. (EXCLAIMS) 1368 01:10:52,852 --> 01:10:54,854 -DAVE: Dale, brother. -Good for you, Dale. 1369 01:10:54,921 --> 01:10:56,990 Probably shouldn't have thrown your phone, though. 1370 01:10:57,570 --> 01:10:58,858 Nope. Immediately regretted it. 1371 01:10:59,250 --> 01:11:00,593 -(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) -Well, it was a good run. 1372 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:03,863 -No, it wasn't. Who am I kidding? -Okay, let's see. 1373 01:11:03,930 --> 01:11:06,533 Dog snout right on the butt. (LAUGHS) 1374 01:11:06,599 --> 01:11:08,968 It's hilarious. Chip doesn't know what he's talking about. 1375 01:11:09,135 --> 01:11:10,470 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 1376 01:11:10,570 --> 01:11:12,739 Stop him, Captain! You're better than this. 1377 01:11:12,806 --> 01:11:13,940 No, I'm not. 1378 01:11:14,774 --> 01:11:18,445 Ah, there it is. The foreboding fortress on the horizon. 1379 01:11:18,511 --> 01:11:22,315 -Oh, I love it when you talk fancy, honey. -Thank you, my love. 1380 01:11:22,382 --> 01:11:24,451 -Aw. -Looks like the only way in 1381 01:11:24,517 --> 01:11:28,555 -is through that exhaust pipe. -Okay, good. Try to line me up with it. 1382 01:11:28,655 --> 01:11:32,826 -Are you sure you wanna do this, Dale? -As sure as I've ever been. 1383 01:11:32,892 --> 01:11:36,290 But you're, like, known for constantly making terrible decisions. 1384 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:40,567 -I know, right? -Rescue Rangers, away. 1385 01:11:40,734 --> 01:11:42,302 (SCREAMS) 1386 01:11:43,837 --> 01:11:47,307 -(SHRIEKING) -(BUZZES) 1387 01:11:47,741 --> 01:11:49,776 Huh. At least that's gone. 1388 01:11:49,909 --> 01:11:56,490 (SCREAMS, LAUGHS) Whoo! Hold on, Chippy! 1389 01:11:57,450 --> 01:12:00,887 (GASPS) Uh-oh. (SCREAMS) 1390 01:12:01,755 --> 01:12:07,127 (SCREAMING) 1391 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:09,620 (GRUNTS) 1392 01:12:09,396 --> 01:12:12,532 -(SWEET PETE CHUCKLES) -(WHIMPERS) 1393 01:12:13,633 --> 01:12:14,634 (DALE GRUNTS) 1394 01:12:16,503 --> 01:12:19,973 -(WHIMPERS, GASPS) -(MACHINE POWERS DOWN) 1395 01:12:20,730 --> 01:12:21,141 (SIGHS) 1396 01:12:22,909 --> 01:12:26,312 -No! No, no, no, no. Come on! -Hey, hey. Fix that. 1397 01:12:26,379 --> 01:12:28,982 -You should fix it. -Oh, yeah. Thanks for the input, genius. 1398 01:12:29,282 --> 01:12:31,451 -Ellie. -Dale. 1399 01:12:31,618 --> 01:12:33,753 Hey, are you okay? Where's Chip? 1400 01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,922 -He's still in the machine. -(COUGHS) Over here. 1401 01:12:36,256 --> 01:12:38,580 -Chip, you're okay. -Yeah. 1402 01:12:38,224 --> 01:12:40,627 You came for us. I never doubted you, buddy. 1403 01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:42,228 (INHALES, BLOWS) 1404 01:12:42,295 --> 01:12:45,598 -See? He understood the clue. -Of course, it was obvious. 1405 01:12:45,765 --> 01:12:49,836 In "When You Fish Upon a Star," Gadget was double-crossed. Just like us. 1406 01:12:49,969 --> 01:12:52,500 Right. Totally. 1407 01:12:52,138 --> 01:12:53,673 You had a completely different take, didn't you? 1408 01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:57,977 -Yes, mine involved Thai food. -Stop! Or I'll erase him right here. 1409 01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:00,680 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. -Wait. 1410 01:13:00,780 --> 01:13:04,951 -Let's talk about this. -Listen, I get how you feel. 1411 01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:07,153 Things didn't work out the way you wanted, right? 1412 01:13:07,420 --> 01:13:10,557 You had big hopes and dreams and, well... (SIGHING) 1413 01:13:11,157 --> 01:13:13,360 ...then the world just sort of breaks your heart. 1414 01:13:13,860 --> 01:13:18,598 And it feels like the only emotions you have left are anger and loneliness. 1415 01:13:19,299 --> 01:13:22,469 But you're not alone. None of us are. 1416 01:13:22,802 --> 01:13:29,676 Wow. It's true. You two really are the worst actors in Hollywood. (LAUGHS) 1417 01:13:30,810 --> 01:13:32,645 Hey! What the... No! 1418 01:13:34,848 --> 01:13:36,116 What the... 1419 01:13:36,649 --> 01:13:37,951 (YELLS) 1420 01:13:39,919 --> 01:13:41,421 What is going on with this thing? 1421 01:13:44,257 --> 01:13:46,493 -(GRUNTS) -(SCREAMS, GROANS) 1422 01:13:46,559 --> 01:13:47,894 -(GROANS) -(GRUNTS) 1423 01:13:48,194 --> 01:13:49,863 No, no, no. No! 1424 01:13:50,130 --> 01:13:52,432 (FIREWORK WHISTLING) 1425 01:13:53,700 --> 01:13:57,937 (WALT DISNEY THEME SONG PLAYING) 1426 01:13:58,710 --> 01:14:02,800 -(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) -(ELLIE COUGHING, GROANING) 1427 01:14:03,176 --> 01:14:07,470 -(PANTS) -(PANTS) 1428 01:14:07,147 --> 01:14:08,815 (COUGHS) That was not cool. 1429 01:14:09,816 --> 01:14:13,153 -Hey, are you okay? -(COUGHS) I think so. 1430 01:14:13,687 --> 01:14:16,560 -Dale, are you hurt? -No, I'm good. 1431 01:14:16,156 --> 01:14:19,159 -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) -(GROANS) 1432 01:14:21,294 --> 01:14:23,229 Huh? (SCREAMS) 1433 01:14:24,631 --> 01:14:27,100 -(CHUCKLES) -(MACHINE WHIRRING) 1434 01:14:27,634 --> 01:14:29,102 Uh-oh. (GRUNTS) Hey! 1435 01:14:29,302 --> 01:14:31,171 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 1436 01:14:31,271 --> 01:14:32,272 -Oh. -(LASERS ZAPPING) 1437 01:14:33,807 --> 01:14:34,841 (DALE LAUGHS) 1438 01:14:34,941 --> 01:14:36,760 Oh. 1439 01:14:36,443 --> 01:14:38,778 Ugh! And it smells too. 1440 01:14:38,978 --> 01:14:43,850 (GROANS) Stupid glass. Okay, I'm out. 1441 01:14:44,170 --> 01:14:46,219 -Putty, he's getting away. -I'm on it. 1442 01:14:48,855 --> 01:14:50,490 (RUMBLING) 1443 01:14:54,694 --> 01:14:57,931 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1444 01:15:03,303 --> 01:15:04,437 Meow. 1445 01:15:04,504 --> 01:15:07,240 -Huh? -I'm gonna wreck stuff. (YELLS) 1446 01:15:07,307 --> 01:15:09,309 -(SCREAMS) -(SCREAMS) Run! 1447 01:15:12,645 --> 01:15:16,316 (BOTH PANTING) 1448 01:15:16,383 --> 01:15:19,252 -Hey, up here. -(LAUGHS MANIACALLY) 1449 01:15:20,387 --> 01:15:21,588 SWEET PETE: You fools! 1450 01:15:22,255 --> 01:15:25,425 (BOTH GRUNT) 1451 01:15:25,525 --> 01:15:26,926 -CHIP: Whoa! -DALE: Whoa! 1452 01:15:27,270 --> 01:15:28,561 (BOTH PANTING) 1453 01:15:32,732 --> 01:15:34,934 -(GROANS) -(CALM INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1454 01:15:35,350 --> 01:15:37,303 -Uh... -(CHUCKLES) 1455 01:15:37,404 --> 01:15:40,730 -Where are we? -Boh Barba. 1456 01:15:40,940 --> 01:15:43,410 Pooj, The Fat Honey Bear? Ugh. 1457 01:15:43,476 --> 01:15:45,110 -(SWEET PETE GRUNTS) -(ALL SCREAM) 1458 01:15:45,111 --> 01:15:46,179 Keep going! 1459 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:49,683 Two words. Chipmunk soup. 1460 01:15:49,883 --> 01:15:51,184 (PANTS) 1461 01:15:51,351 --> 01:15:53,520 I guess they were making the bootleg movies here 1462 01:15:53,586 --> 01:15:54,721 -the whole time. -What the... 1463 01:15:54,854 --> 01:15:56,589 -DALE: Not overseas. -Boy! Dorf! 1464 01:15:56,690 --> 01:15:58,758 -(GRUNTS) -Ay, pechanga! 1465 01:15:58,992 --> 01:16:01,361 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1466 01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:07,701 ELLIE: Captain? 1467 01:16:15,742 --> 01:16:18,978 It's all over. Just give yourself up. 1468 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,983 -Hello? (SHOUTS) -(YELLS, GRUNTS) 1469 01:16:24,150 --> 01:16:26,860 Whoa! (GRUNTS, CHUCKLES) 1470 01:16:26,186 --> 01:16:27,654 Whoa! (GRUNTS) 1471 01:16:27,721 --> 01:16:30,190 -(ELLIE GRUNTS) -Oopsie daisy. Yoink, yoink. 1472 01:16:30,256 --> 01:16:32,158 -(SCREAMS) -(GRUNTS) 1473 01:16:32,225 --> 01:16:33,326 (CHUCKLES) 1474 01:16:33,393 --> 01:16:36,196 -(VOCALIZES) -(CYMBALS CRASHING) 1475 01:16:36,262 --> 01:16:37,864 (LAUGHS) Heads-up. 1476 01:16:37,931 --> 01:16:40,133 -(GRUNTS) -(GROANS) 1477 01:16:40,233 --> 01:16:42,302 Oh, that actually made me dizzy. 1478 01:16:42,402 --> 01:16:43,636 -(ELLIE GRUNTING) -(YELLS) 1479 01:16:43,737 --> 01:16:47,240 -DALE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch out. -(CHIP PANTING) 1480 01:16:48,408 --> 01:16:52,145 Hey, get outta the way, you little yahoos! Move it! 1481 01:16:53,130 --> 01:16:54,814 You're messing things up here. (SCREAMS) 1482 01:16:55,215 --> 01:16:56,683 Coming through! 1483 01:16:57,550 --> 01:16:58,618 CHIP: Grab on. 1484 01:16:59,519 --> 01:17:02,550 Whoa! 1485 01:17:02,689 --> 01:17:05,892 (BOTH YELL, GRUNT) 1486 01:17:08,862 --> 01:17:12,799 (ROARS) 1487 01:17:13,330 --> 01:17:15,635 (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1488 01:17:33,486 --> 01:17:34,721 Yoo-hoo! 1489 01:17:34,821 --> 01:17:37,223 -(ELLIE GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) So close. 1490 01:17:37,323 --> 01:17:40,360 -(GRUNTS) Okay. -(GRUNTS) 1491 01:17:41,194 --> 01:17:44,297 (HUMMING) You know, I'm... (YELLS) 1492 01:17:45,365 --> 01:17:49,436 Ah, it's stuck to my face like Silly Putty. Remember that stuff? 1493 01:17:49,502 --> 01:17:52,720 -Let's finish this. -(SCREAMS) 1494 01:17:52,138 --> 01:17:53,406 (BOTH GRUNT) 1495 01:17:53,773 --> 01:17:55,909 Boing! (GRUNTS) 1496 01:17:55,975 --> 01:18:00,280 (BOTH GRUNT, GROAN) 1497 01:18:00,347 --> 01:18:04,317 -(YELLS) -(ELLIE GRUNTING) 1498 01:18:04,384 --> 01:18:07,854 -(GRUNTS) -(GASPING) 1499 01:18:07,921 --> 01:18:12,192 (SIGHS) Poor, sweet, little Ellie. You never should've been a cop 1500 01:18:12,258 --> 01:18:13,426 in the first place. 1501 01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:18,980 Any last words? What? I can't hear you. No? Okay. Bye, bye, you're dead. 1502 01:18:18,198 --> 01:18:19,899 (YELLS) 1503 01:18:19,966 --> 01:18:23,403 (YELLING BECOMES DISTORTED) 1504 01:18:29,275 --> 01:18:30,877 (PANTS) 1505 01:18:32,345 --> 01:18:36,490 Hey, Putty. Don't be so fragile. 1506 01:18:40,487 --> 01:18:43,423 (SWEET PETE GRUNTS, LAUGHS) 1507 01:18:43,523 --> 01:18:46,920 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1508 01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:48,862 -CHIP: No! -DALE: There's nowhere to go. 1509 01:18:48,928 --> 01:18:49,963 We're trapped. 1510 01:18:50,130 --> 01:18:53,133 -SWEET PETE: I'm gonna find you! -(BOTH PANT) 1511 01:18:53,266 --> 01:18:57,237 Come out, come out, wherever you are. (LAUGHS) 1512 01:18:57,303 --> 01:18:58,838 (GROANS) This is bad. Come on. 1513 01:18:58,972 --> 01:19:00,940 Use that big old brain of yours, Chip, think. 1514 01:19:03,743 --> 01:19:05,779 (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) 1515 01:19:09,849 --> 01:19:10,850 CHIP: That's it. 1516 01:19:10,950 --> 01:19:12,485 -Episode 325. -Episode 325. 1517 01:19:13,190 --> 01:19:17,424 -Here. It worked on Fat Cat. Hit me. -No. This time you hit me. 1518 01:19:17,524 --> 01:19:19,693 -Are you sure? -Yeah. Come on. 1519 01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:24,264 -Get right under it. Now, do it. -Okay, here I go. (GRUNTS) 1520 01:19:24,364 --> 01:19:26,320 Ow! (GROANS) 1521 01:19:26,990 --> 01:19:28,601 I can't believe we used to do this to you every week. 1522 01:19:28,735 --> 01:19:30,603 Come on, where are they? 1523 01:19:30,670 --> 01:19:33,730 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 1524 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:36,109 Oh, come on, Harold. It's the middle of the night. 1525 01:19:36,176 --> 01:19:38,511 -Just ignore it. -We've been through this, Eileen. 1526 01:19:38,611 --> 01:19:40,380 It's my job. Do not ruffle me right now. 1527 01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:43,216 -It didn't work. You gotta hit me again. -All right. 1528 01:19:43,316 --> 01:19:45,518 -(GRUNTS) -Ow! (GROANS) 1529 01:19:45,719 --> 01:19:48,722 (GRUNTS) There you are. 1530 01:19:48,822 --> 01:19:51,391 Enough playing around. My turn. Here, give it a good whack. 1531 01:19:51,491 --> 01:19:52,892 -(GRUNTS) -(GROANING) Oh! 1532 01:19:52,992 --> 01:19:56,620 Okay. Things are getting weird. (LAUGHS) 1533 01:20:03,136 --> 01:20:04,804 This isn't good. 1534 01:20:07,907 --> 01:20:09,676 -(BIRDS CHIRPING) -SWEET PETE: Huh? 1535 01:20:09,776 --> 01:20:12,312 (SLURPS) Birds. Come here! 1536 01:20:12,445 --> 01:20:14,470 -(BOTH YELL) -Go! Go! Go! 1537 01:20:14,147 --> 01:20:16,349 (GRUNTS) What the... 1538 01:20:17,350 --> 01:20:20,186 -DALE: Almost there. -(BOTH PANT, GRUNT) 1539 01:20:22,655 --> 01:20:24,657 -(EXPLOSION ECHOING) -(BOTH GASP) 1540 01:20:24,724 --> 01:20:26,826 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1541 01:20:26,893 --> 01:20:29,950 Goodbye, Chip 'n Dale. 1542 01:20:29,229 --> 01:20:30,563 -(THUDS) -Huh? 1543 01:20:30,630 --> 01:20:32,599 SONIC: (ON MEGAPHONE) This is the FBI. 1544 01:20:32,699 --> 01:20:36,569 -We've got you surrounded. -Yeah. Ugly Sonic! 1545 01:20:36,636 --> 01:20:39,406 (SCREAMING) Take that! 1546 01:20:39,773 --> 01:20:43,476 -Go, go, go, go. Come on, Dale. Hit it. -Got it! 1547 01:20:44,944 --> 01:20:49,282 Huh? (SCREAMS) 1548 01:20:49,849 --> 01:20:50,884 (GULPS) 1549 01:20:53,253 --> 01:20:55,822 -Yeah! (LAUGHS) -Yes! 1550 01:20:55,889 --> 01:20:59,492 (LAUGHS) See! I told you I had a show, Dale. 1551 01:20:59,592 --> 01:21:02,862 (COUGHS) Ow! Stupid teeth, I think I just bit my tongue. 1552 01:21:02,929 --> 01:21:06,599 Whoo! We're the smartest chipmunks on the planet. 1553 01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:08,735 (CHIP AND DALE LAUGH) 1554 01:21:08,802 --> 01:21:10,570 (SIRENS BLARING) 1555 01:21:12,806 --> 01:21:15,308 -(CHEERS) -(LAUGHS) 1556 01:21:15,442 --> 01:21:17,877 -You thought you could beat us? -Ha! 1557 01:21:18,311 --> 01:21:19,779 DALE: Don't you know who we are? 1558 01:21:20,130 --> 01:21:22,182 -Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale -Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale 1559 01:21:22,349 --> 01:21:23,783 -Rescue Rangers -Rescue Rangers 1560 01:21:23,883 --> 01:21:25,652 -Chi... Chi... Ch... Chip and Dale -Chi... Chi... Ch... Chip and Dale 1561 01:21:25,752 --> 01:21:26,753 -When there's danger -When there's danger 1562 01:21:27,220 --> 01:21:28,855 -No, no, it never fails -It never fails 1563 01:21:28,988 --> 01:21:30,724 -Once they're involved -Once they're involved 1564 01:21:30,924 --> 01:21:33,927 -Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved -(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1565 01:21:34,270 --> 01:21:38,765 CHIP: (SINGING DISTORTEDLY) Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers 1566 01:21:38,932 --> 01:21:43,336 (DISTORTED VOICE) No! 1567 01:21:45,105 --> 01:21:46,840 (DISTORTED GROAN) 1568 01:21:50,677 --> 01:21:53,480 -FBI AGENT: Down! Get down on the ground! -All right, all right, Calm down. 1569 01:21:53,713 --> 01:21:54,881 Dale? 1570 01:21:55,148 --> 01:21:57,450 D... Dale, come on. Don't mess with me. 1571 01:21:57,817 --> 01:22:00,320 Come on. Not this time, man. (SCOFFS) 1572 01:22:00,854 --> 01:22:06,493 I know you're just pranking me. I'm not falling for this twice. Come on. 1573 01:22:08,940 --> 01:22:09,950 Dale? 1574 01:22:10,797 --> 01:22:12,132 (SNIFFLES) 1575 01:22:12,298 --> 01:22:18,138 You... you know, the morning I met you, when we were just kids at the cafeteria... 1576 01:22:19,472 --> 01:22:23,243 I never told you this, but I begged my mom to let me stay home from school 1577 01:22:23,343 --> 01:22:26,460 because I didn't have any friends. 1578 01:22:26,946 --> 01:22:28,682 CHIP'S MOM: You're a great kid, Chip. 1579 01:22:29,716 --> 01:22:33,486 Remember, the biggest risk is not taking any risk at all. 1580 01:22:34,220 --> 01:22:37,390 You'll find a friend. I promise. 1581 01:22:37,991 --> 01:22:42,762 CHIP: I was so scared and alone. And I was lost. 1582 01:22:43,596 --> 01:22:44,931 Just like you, Dale. 1583 01:22:45,699 --> 01:22:49,936 And I needed you more than you needed me. 1584 01:22:50,303 --> 01:22:52,806 Hey. Mind if I sit? 1585 01:22:53,673 --> 01:22:57,444 All these years, I... I let you feel like you were second banana 1586 01:22:57,610 --> 01:23:00,947 because I wanted to feel like first banana. 1587 01:23:01,514 --> 01:23:03,283 I was nothing without you. 1588 01:23:04,284 --> 01:23:07,187 So that night when... In the trailer when... when you told me 1589 01:23:07,253 --> 01:23:10,657 about Double-0 Dale, I... I just should have told you that. 1590 01:23:10,857 --> 01:23:13,893 (SNIFFLES) I shouldn't have treated you that way. 1591 01:23:14,794 --> 01:23:18,398 I'm sorry, Dale. (SOBS) 1592 01:23:21,968 --> 01:23:25,710 -Really? -Dale! (CHUCKLES) 1593 01:23:25,472 --> 01:23:28,475 -But how'd you... -This thing's too special to throw away. 1594 01:23:28,942 --> 01:23:32,846 -Ow! That pog smashed my nose. -That worked out well. 1595 01:23:33,130 --> 01:23:35,281 -You saved my life. -Eh. 1596 01:23:35,615 --> 01:23:37,150 You'd do the same for me. 1597 01:23:37,283 --> 01:23:39,686 (SNIFFS) Wait. Hold on a second. 1598 01:23:39,753 --> 01:23:42,220 If they were filming the bootleg movies here, 1599 01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:43,890 you don't think... 1600 01:23:43,656 --> 01:23:44,657 -Monty! -Monty! 1601 01:23:45,392 --> 01:23:47,694 (BOTH SNIFFING) 1602 01:23:48,461 --> 01:23:51,197 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1603 01:24:02,809 --> 01:24:06,780 -Whoa. Okay, okay. Slow down. -Do you see him? 1604 01:24:06,846 --> 01:24:07,847 (GROANS) 1605 01:24:08,782 --> 01:24:10,116 CHIP: Monty? 1606 01:24:10,183 --> 01:24:11,184 I don't see him. 1607 01:24:11,851 --> 01:24:12,852 Monty? 1608 01:24:18,158 --> 01:24:20,326 (COUGHING IN DISTANCE) 1609 01:24:24,698 --> 01:24:27,400 -Mates! -CHIP: Oh, Monty! 1610 01:24:27,767 --> 01:24:30,403 -We thought we lost you. -Oh, thank goodness. 1611 01:24:30,470 --> 01:24:33,106 -You never gave up on me. -Of course not. 1612 01:24:33,340 --> 01:24:36,976 -We'd never give up on friends. -Oh, what did they do to you? 1613 01:24:37,277 --> 01:24:40,130 Ah, Chipper. They Dumbo'd me. 1614 01:24:40,146 --> 01:24:42,982 Don't worry. I've got a guy that'll fix those ears, no problem. 1615 01:24:43,116 --> 01:24:44,351 Oh, thank you, Dale. 1616 01:24:44,451 --> 01:24:49,220 -No way. Is that... -Wow, those ears are huge. 1617 01:24:49,222 --> 01:24:52,692 Gadget, Zipper. I must be dreaming. 1618 01:24:52,826 --> 01:24:54,961 (ALL LAUGH) 1619 01:24:55,395 --> 01:24:59,265 Can you believe it? All the Rescue Rangers together. 1620 01:24:59,699 --> 01:25:03,403 It has been a long time. It's really good to see you guys. 1621 01:25:03,470 --> 01:25:08,341 -It is wonderful to see you all. -Wow, look at what you guys did. 1622 01:25:08,608 --> 01:25:11,440 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1623 01:25:16,182 --> 01:25:18,184 -(MUFFLED YELLING) -You're under arrest, 1624 01:25:18,284 --> 01:25:21,755 you low-rent Gumby. He's all yours, boys. 1625 01:25:21,921 --> 01:25:24,991 Nice work on this case. The FBI could use someone like you. 1626 01:25:25,580 --> 01:25:28,695 Thanks. But I think I'd like to start my own detective agency. 1627 01:25:29,129 --> 01:25:31,598 -Hey, Ellie, get over here. -(GASPS) 1628 01:25:32,866 --> 01:25:36,102 Gang. I'd like you to meet our dear friend, Ellie. 1629 01:25:36,169 --> 01:25:37,937 None of this would have been possible without her. 1630 01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:42,842 -As it turns out, she's a... -Fan. I am a huge fan. 1631 01:25:42,942 --> 01:25:44,210 Well, nice to meet you. 1632 01:25:44,310 --> 01:25:45,845 -Hello. -Greetings. 1633 01:25:45,945 --> 01:25:50,160 You know, Dale, I'm sorry it took all this to get us back together. 1634 01:25:50,116 --> 01:25:52,352 Oh, Chip. Come here. 1635 01:25:52,419 --> 01:25:53,486 (GRUNTS) 1636 01:25:53,586 --> 01:25:56,222 Crikey. I'd cry if they didn't erase me tear ducts. 1637 01:25:56,322 --> 01:25:59,826 To err is human, to forgive, divine. 1638 01:25:59,926 --> 01:26:02,762 Sometimes, I can't tell what you guys like more. 1639 01:26:02,896 --> 01:26:09,102 -Eating nuts or driving us nuts. -(ALL LAUGH) 1640 01:26:10,770 --> 01:26:15,275 I've always wanted to do one of these laughs with you guys. 1641 01:26:15,408 --> 01:26:20,146 -How long does it last? -The worse the joke, the longer the laugh. 1642 01:26:20,213 --> 01:26:26,519 -(ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING) -(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) 1643 01:26:26,753 --> 01:26:30,857 DALE: So, Chip. Does this mean we are officially friends again? 1644 01:26:30,924 --> 01:26:34,194 CHIP: Heh. Sure. I guess some things are worth rebooting. 1645 01:26:34,260 --> 01:26:36,930 DALE: (CHUCKLES) You said it. You wanna do a Rescue Rangers reboot. 1646 01:26:37,630 --> 01:26:39,232 CHIP: No, I didn’t. That is not what I meant. 1647 01:26:39,299 --> 01:26:41,701 I mean, maybe. I’d have to see the script first. 1648 01:26:41,768 --> 01:26:45,171 DALE: Oh, yes. That's a yes. Hey, do you think we can get, 1649 01:26:45,271 --> 01:26:47,440 -like, a pop star to do the theme song? -CHIP: Yeah, right. 1650 01:26:47,507 --> 01:26:51,511 Like a super serious version, even though everyone just wants to hear the original. 1651 01:26:51,611 --> 01:26:53,480 DALE: Yes! That exactly. 1652 01:26:53,546 --> 01:26:55,982 (CHIP 'N' DALE RESCUE RANGERS THEME SONG PLAYING) 1653 01:26:56,816 --> 01:26:58,351 Sometimes 1654 01:26:58,651 --> 01:27:03,560 Some crimes Go slipping through the cracks 1655 01:27:03,656 --> 01:27:07,927 But these two gumshoes 1656 01:27:08,428 --> 01:27:11,640 Are picking up the slack 1657 01:27:11,131 --> 01:27:14,701 There's no case too big No case too small 1658 01:27:14,934 --> 01:27:19,806 -When you need help just call -Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale 1659 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:22,809 -Rescue Rangers -Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale 1660 01:27:22,909 --> 01:27:26,680 -When there's danger -No, no, it never fails 1661 01:27:26,813 --> 01:27:32,520 Once they're involved Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved 1662 01:27:32,218 --> 01:27:36,756 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale 1663 01:27:37,657 --> 01:27:41,940 -Fresh prints, not since -Fresh prints, not since 1664 01:27:41,628 --> 01:27:44,297 Watson and Mr. Holmes 1665 01:27:44,464 --> 01:27:46,466 -Have two minds -Two minds 1666 01:27:46,633 --> 01:27:48,601 -So fine -So fine 1667 01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:51,438 Looked under every stone 1668 01:27:51,604 --> 01:27:55,742 When you need some help To save the day 1669 01:27:55,809 --> 01:28:00,213 -They're never far away -Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale 1670 01:28:00,380 --> 01:28:03,550 -Rescue Rangers -Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale 1671 01:28:03,717 --> 01:28:07,354 -When there's danger -No, no, it never fails 1672 01:28:07,420 --> 01:28:12,859 Once they're involved Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved 1673 01:28:12,926 --> 01:28:15,195 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale 1674 01:28:15,261 --> 01:28:22,268 Grey skies, it's trouble Bad guys see double 1675 01:28:22,736 --> 01:28:25,171 When they're around 1676 01:28:25,305 --> 01:28:28,274 The chips are never down 1677 01:28:29,442 --> 01:28:32,846 -Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale -Rescue Rangers 1678 01:28:33,113 --> 01:28:36,449 -Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale -When there's danger 1679 01:28:36,649 --> 01:28:40,353 No, no, it never fails Once they're involved 1680 01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:44,570 Somehow whatever's wrong Gets solved 1681 01:28:44,190 --> 01:28:48,194 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale 1682 01:28:49,362 --> 01:28:52,132 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale 1683 01:28:55,368 --> 01:28:59,973 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the Rescue Rangers! 1684 01:29:00,273 --> 01:29:04,544 DARKWING DUCK: Boo! Hiss! We want Darkwing! We want Darkwing! 1685 01:29:04,678 --> 01:29:06,880 Say it with me! We want Darkwing! 1686 01:29:06,980 --> 01:29:09,115 What a load of malarkey. 1687 01:29:10,650 --> 01:29:13,530 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1688 01:36:03,630 --> 01:36:06,366 (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONCLUDES)