1
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I felt like I had a lot of time.

2
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I know.

3
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It's good. I'm good.

4
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Yeah. We're, um... we're
just getting off the freeway.

5
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Yeah?

6
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Did, Hugh pick you up
at the office, or...

7
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Yeah, he was coming in from Oakland.

8
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He was late, of course.
Then I took him...

9
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And then, he took me
to some lawyer bar.

10
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A lawyer bar?

11
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Yeah. A lawyer bar, kind of.

12
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Yeah. I don't know. Everybody
there seemed like a lawyer.

13
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I felt like I was the only
person without a tie.

14
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Well, maybe we should get
you a tie for emergencies.

15
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Yeah, wardrobe emergencies.

16
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Yeah.

17
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Anyhow, we tried to take
the freeway and...

18
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Ke... Kevin?

19
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I can barely hear you.

20
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Is that better?

21
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Not much.

22
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Where are you?
Are you there yet?

23
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Yeah, I... I'm just
pulling up right now.

24
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I just got here.
Um...

25
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Yeah. I'm right here.

26
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I... You know what? I need to parallel
park and I'm not on my earpiece.

27
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Okay.

28
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Are you good?

29
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Yeah.

30
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You know, we should
talk about, you know...

31
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Maybe we can talk about, you know,

32
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that little problem before
we get into the party.

33
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Okay.

34
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Is it something we should
talk about now, or...

35
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Hello?

36
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Kevin?

37
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I lost you.

38
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Baby?

39
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You gotta be kidding me.

40
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I think olive oil would be good.
A little more maybe?

41
00:02:03,230 --> 00:02:04,457
- A drizzle.
- A little more.

42
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- Is this turning you on?
- That is hot.

43
00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,496
See how you're slipping?
This is...

44
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- It's... It's the bread, babe.
- It's the two of you with the knives that...

45
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I have not had carbs for a week.

46
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I've been on this...
this "cleanse."

47
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How long have you
been cleansing for?

48
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About 21 days.

49
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I had my juice and my
smoothie earlier today...

50
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and I do feel very, you know...

51
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- Cleansed? Open?
- A little faint maybe?

52
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But I'm gonna eat,

53
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I'm gonna drink and
have a good time.

54
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Hi.

55
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- Hey.
- How are you guys?

56
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Nice to see you.

57
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- Bend down to my level, please.
- I know.

58
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So, I just had Kevin on the
phone and this happened.

59
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It cracked.

60
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As I was talking to him.

61
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- You dropped it.
- Our connection... No, I didn't drop it.

62
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It just cracked as I was holding it.

63
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Do you have insurance?

64
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I... I actually don't know if I do.

65
00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,375
Do you have the Skype
app I showed you?

66
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No, I think it's fine. He just said
he wanted to talk about something,

67
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But on the news, you know,
they're talking about the comet.

68
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- Yeah.
- The Miller's Comet.

69
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And they keep telling people
that this can happen.

70
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Yeah. I don't think it's the comet.

71
00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,955
If you have Skype, it
uses the home Wi-Fi.

72
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No. The interference.
They're saying things break.

73
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Hey, do you want some wine?

74
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Did Amir mention to you that...

75
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he's bringing Laurie...

76
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to dinner?

77
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He's bringing Laurie?

78
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Yeah. The Laurie.

79
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Um, no, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.

80
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- Who's Laurie?
- Well, he is.

81
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- You know Laurie.
- Oh, Mike.

82
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Long black hair.
Kind of vixeny.

83
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Wild and ***y.

84
00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:49,396
- Oh.
- Kinda strange, very mysterious.

85
00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:51,931
- Very tight, tight, tight dresses.
- Listen.

86
00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,634
It's totally fine.
It's such an Amir thing to do.

87
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I was going to keep this...

88
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This, my friends.

89
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It's my own little rescue
remedy concoction.

90
00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,977
- Right.
- It's our own mix.

91
00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:07,380
- It's pretty s... It's very safe, I think.
- Do you want a needle for that?

92
00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,883
- Is it clean?
- You can drop it into some water.

93
00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,885
Just take the edge off,
in case you're worried.

94
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I don't know.
I'm just... I'm offering.

95
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It's echinacea, passion
flower, a little valerian...

96
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and ketamine.

97
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- So it's all natural.
- Ketamine?

98
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That doesn't sound natural at all.
That's a horse tranquilizer.

99
00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:25,265
- Yeah, but it's just a whisper of ketamine.
- I did that once.

100
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I just thought maybe
a celebration...

101
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Are you offering this to me,
because Laurie's coming here?

102
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Well, I'm just saying...

103
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- Now it's a party.
- Ketamine or cheese?

104
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It's right here if you change
your mind. Oh, this is nice.

105
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Where'd you get this?

106
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Galaxy, that thrift store.

107
00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,482
- Oh, I love that place.
- Me too. I know.

108
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Oh. Hi.

109
00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:45,452
- Hi, baby.
- What?

110
00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,921
- Come on. Come here.
- All right.

111
00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:49,689
My wife.

112
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- Hi.
- Hey.

113
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- How are you?
- Hi. I'm good.

114
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- Hi.
- Hi.

115
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- Do you guys want wine?
- I do.

116
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Cheese? Ketamine?

117
00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,404
You look so good in leather.

118
00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:05,472
Jesus Christ.

119
00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:09,542
- Um...
- I want water or something.

120
00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,614
Did you know that, um,

121
00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,916
- Laurie is coming?
- There you go.

122
00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,184
No.

123
00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,321
- Laurie's coming?
- Yeah.

124
00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,189
Look at the smile on your face.

125
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- It's not a smile. It's not that smile.
- Oh, my God.

126
00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:28,294
- Why is she coming tonight?
- Amir's bringing her.

127
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Beats me, because
Amir's a total jackass.

128
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Oh.

129
00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,934
You know what? Put a quarter
into the swear jar.

130
00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,569
So, who did he tell?

131
00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,538
Well, we got the...
Yeah.

132
00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:41,410
We got an e-mail about it.
Just his plus one.

133
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Plus one and then I
was, like, plus what?

134
00:05:49,150 --> 00:05:50,717
I need to know tonight?

135
00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:54,788
My editor needs to know how
to book hotels and flights.

136
00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,756
I gotta do it.
Let them know.

137
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Gotta know tonight.

138
00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:05,932
You know I-I...
I can't...

139
00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:07,867
I-I just need to think about it...

140
00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,703
a little bit longer because...

141
00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,404
I just don't want to
make the wrong choice.

142
00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:12,972
What if you came for a shorter time?

143
00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,776
Like a month, not the full four months.
Just come for a month.

144
00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,578
It's still a very long time...

145
00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:20,146
and I'm not saying no.

146
00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:23,160
Babe, if you don't say
yes, it becomes a no.

147
00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:28,922
We're cold and hungry.

148
00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:30,523
Hello?

149
00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:32,525
- Hello.
- Hi.

150
00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:35,628
- Amir, you look great.
- Thank you.

151
00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:37,697
- Hi.
- You remember Laurie?

152
00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,432
Amir told me I wouldn't be...

153
00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,835
- overdressed, now I'm feeling...
- No. No, no.

154
00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:43,403
We're underdressed.

155
00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,172
- Hi.
- Hi.

156
00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:48,508
- How are you?
- I'm good.

157
00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,343
- Beth, do you remember Laurie?
- Yes.

158
00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:53,130
- Nice to see you.
- You guys already said hello and...

159
00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:54,681
How are you?
Good to see you.

160
00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,383
You guys want red wine?

161
00:06:57,170 --> 00:06:58,785
Yes. I would love red wine.

162
00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,220
- Lee?
- I've been cooking. I've been cooking.

163
00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:04,724
- How have you been?
- I've been good. I've been really good.

164
00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,426
- You?
- I've been great.

165
00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:10,363
Yeah. Life is looking very different
from how it was a while back.

166
00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:13,660
- In a good way, so...
- Well, cool. That's good to hear.

167
00:07:13,990 --> 00:07:16,200
- I would hope so. There you go.
- Thank you.

168
00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:18,972
Not A, C, E.

169
00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,410
"Horace, listen.

170
00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:24,770
I'll be down at the pyramid.
Come on down and join.

171
00:07:24,770 --> 00:07:26,146
We gotta talk about
some deity stuff."

172
00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,248
Does everyone else
still not have service?

173
00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,283
My phone is completely broken.

174
00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,860
I'm living in the moment, but...

175
00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,889
- Nothing.
- I got zero.

176
00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,892
That's weird.
Maybe the tower's down.

177
00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:40,593
The tower's down?

178
00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,929
I'm telling you guys...

179
00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,298
- It's not down.
- That would be a big news story.

180
00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,366
Comet. Comet.

181
00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,670
- Miller's Comet.
- Yes. Thank you.

182
00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:55,800
I read something this morning
about a comet in the 1930s.

183
00:07:56,420 --> 00:07:57,477
It was in Finland.

184
00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:59,379
- Knocked out all of the...
- I actually...

185
00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:00,680
the cell towers?

186
00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:03,550
Actually, it was in 1923.

187
00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:06,886
And, yes, it was in Finland.

188
00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,922
- Um...
- Thank you, Wikipedia.

189
00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:13,259
It was actually crazy,
because it affected the people.

190
00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:15,695
After it passed,
they would get lost.

191
00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,898
They would end up in the wrong home.
They would forget things.

192
00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:20,967
They wouldn't really
know where they were.

193
00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:23,603
And I remember reading
about this one woman...

194
00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,672
who called the police and said,

195
00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,808
"The man in my house
is not my husband."

196
00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:30,744
And then police came over...

197
00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:33,246
and they said,
"This is your husband,"

198
00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,948
And she said, "No. This
is not my husband.

199
00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:37,250
- I killed my husband yesterday.
- Awesome.

200
00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:38,952
That's how I know it's not him."

201
00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:41,588
But they couldn't arrest her,
because he was standing...

202
00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,323
right there in front in them.

203
00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,392
Do they have any theories of why?

204
00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:48,628
Think how lucky she is.
She gets to kill him again.

205
00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,296
Clearly she wants to kill this man.

206
00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:51,898
- It's just the Finnish.
- The Finns.

207
00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:53,600
The Finns or Finnish?

208
00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,369
- You guys remember Halley's Comet?
- Yes.

209
00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:58,380
I mean, it was such a big deal.

210
00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:01,708
I remember at my school, we all had
to, like, reenact Halley's Comet.

211
00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:05,178
So, they assigned each of us
something celestial to do.

212
00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:08,810
My sister got to be Halley's Comet.
I was very jealous.

213
00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,817
I've never met your sister.
Have you guys met her sister?

214
00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:13,153
There's a picture of her right
over there on the mantel, but...

215
00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,622
- She's only a fleeting comet.
- she looks a little ridiculous.

216
00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,457
- That's your sister?
- But why did you put it...

217
00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,159
It's the door to nowhere.

218
00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,994
In feng shui, a useless door,

219
00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,796
which this is obviously
a useless door,

220
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,631
you put a picture of someone...

221
00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,499
you have unresolved issues with...

222
00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:28,802
and it causes all of
this weird energy flow.

223
00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,737
I don't even like being over here.

224
00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,506
- It's freaky.
- You shouldn't be over there then.

225
00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,750
- Every time you're...
- I'm sort of an empath.

226
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:38,712
- Sort of an empath.
- And I can feel it. It's like a vortex.

227
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,448
When was the last time we
were all together like this?

228
00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,583
I was thinking, right
before Thanksgiving,

229
00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:46,720
most of us were there, but
not everybody could be.

230
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,355
I don't think Laurie...
Laura?

231
00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,789
- Laurie.
- Laurie.

232
00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,891
Sorry. We're gonna tell
all these stories.

233
00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,693
We do that when we get together.

234
00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,862
So Laurie, what are
you doing these days?

235
00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,310
- Well, I'm...
- Keeping yourself busy?

236
00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,399
I'm keeping busy.

237
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,701
I'm actually working with some
outreach programs in Silicon Valley.

238
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,536
We work with at-risk youth.

239
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,390
Oh, wow. Didn't you...
No, no, no.

240
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,508
Are you still teaching the yoga?

241
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,343
The Spanish Yoga?
The Spoga?

242
00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,460
- No. Not me.
- Are you sure that...

243
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,948
Oh, that must've
been another girl...

244
00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,884
that Kevin dated that
Amir is hooking up with.

245
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,220
Wow. Let's give him a shovel.

246
00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:22,789
What are you doing?
What do you do for a living?

247
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,491
I act. Shut up, guys.

248
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,627
I didn't remember you were an actor.

249
00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:30,430
- So, you do mainly theater?
- Well, I did.

250
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:34,701
Since I moved down here to support
my wife and her Skyping career.

251
00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:38,538
Um, but, no, I was in a TV
show for about four years.

252
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,508
- Yeah? What was that?
- It was called Roswell.

253
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,276
Oh, my God.
I love Roswell.

254
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,479
When were you on Roswell?
What episodes were you on?

255
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,348
I was on all shows.
Produced.

256
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,685
- What do you mean?
- I was a series regular on that show.

257
00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,319
Yeah, he was, like, the main guy.

258
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,821
What character did you play?

259
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:58,240
- Joe.
- Did you have different hair, or something?

260
00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,993
I had the same exact hair.

261
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,929
I'm sorry. Maybe it's one of
those things where you know...

262
00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:06,320
the character for so long, then you see
someone in person. It just doesn't compute.

263
00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:07,100
I don't know.

264
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,837
- He's sort of grown into his face.
- You really have.

265
00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,674
Check it out again.

266
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,811
I'm sure, you know, like the downward
dog probably gets to your head.

267
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,800
- I didn't do yoga. That wasn't...
- Well, hey, listen.

268
00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,150
Thanks for enjoying the show.

269
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,951
I think you are a
really good actor...

270
00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:26,619
and I think you should
continue doing it.

271
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,823
- Thank you very much.
- I think it would be well worth your time.

272
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,591
What are you up to these days?

273
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,493
Last I remember, you were, like,

274
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,662
taking the dance world by storm.

275
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,864
Um, I guess the last
time I saw you...

276
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:40,900
must've been when I was
creating the dance show.

277
00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:44,671
It was going really,
really well for a while,

278
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,941
but then, right before
the, um... the premiere,

279
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,977
they brought in Svetlana Aserrano...

280
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,947
who is the best dancer
in the world really,

281
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,250
and they just offered
me the understudy.

282
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,520
She should've been the whole thing.

283
00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:00,787
She created it.
She should be...

284
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,490
- the prima ballerina of the San Francisco Ballet.
- That's terrible.

285
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,425
You know, you hear these
stories sometimes...

286
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,661
about people being shut out
of things they created...

287
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:11,970
and I think it's horrible.
I'm sorry.

288
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:15,135
But I mean it's a good lesson
that I had to learn, because...

289
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,904
You know, because of my
pride, I didn't want...

290
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,400
to take the understudy
and I took too long...

291
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,376
to think about it and then
I lost the understudy job.

292
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,946
And they gave that to
Katherine Meriss and...

293
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,715
And she sucks.

294
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,383
- She sucks.
- No, she's good, guys.

295
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,252
Anyways, the reason that
she's really big now...

296
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,154
is because she ended up going up.

297
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,822
Svetlana pulled out last minute...

298
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,324
and Katherine ended
up doing the show.

299
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,462
- Katherine Meriss?
- Exactly.

300
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,597
As soon as you said that,
I thought, "Katherine Meriss...

301
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,367
that's pretty much the only
person in dance I'd know."

302
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,501
Right. Well...

303
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:52,372
So, she basically stole
your... your whole thing?

304
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,942
Katherine Meriss has
your life, basically.

305
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,878
- Career.
- You have your life.

306
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,382
It's a shame that it happened.
She doesn't hold a candle to you.

307
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,850
Then, here's to the
life that we do lead.

308
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,253
- Yeah.
- Well said.

309
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,989
- Here's to the comet.
- The comet. And the comet.

310
00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:11,958
Anybody have a happier story?

311
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,327
Kevin, tell a crazy story, first
one that comes in your head.

312
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,495
No. All right.

313
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:17,864
Um...
Sorry.

314
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,334
I was going out with Laurie.

315
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,870
We were drinking way
too much at a bar.

316
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,473
I passed out and I
started dreaming...

317
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,208
this big black bear...

318
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,450
was up on its hind legs
sort of mauling me.

319
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,140
Slowly. Tenderly.

320
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,830
Anyhow, we go to some party...

321
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,190
in Santa Cruz and as we walked in,

322
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,388
this huge dog comes
running straight at me.

323
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,923
Jumps up on its hind legs
and starts pawing me,

324
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,760
exactly like the dream,
and this guy yells,

325
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,496
- "Bear, get down, Bear."
- What?

326
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,500
Wow.
You have a gift.

327
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,603
The way you told that
story, I thought...

328
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,371
somebody was going to die.

329
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:01,374
You know Bear is the
most common dog name.

330
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:04,644
Oh, that makes it a much
less interesting story.

331
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,180
Thanks for that, Lee.

332
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,149
Most common bear name? Henry.

333
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,153
- Look.
- Oh, my God.

334
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,523
- What?
- This is like your phone.

335
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,625
Oh, my God. That happened
to my phone tonight.

336
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,161
And I was just holding
mine in my hand.

337
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,263
- Exact same thing.
- Shattered?

338
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,932
Yeah. This is what they were
talking about on the news.

339
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,734
Yeah. Yeah.
It must be the comet.

340
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,136
- The chicken tastes like tuna.
- All right.

341
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,905
It must be Miller's Comet.

342
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,574
So, nobody's phone works?

343
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,576
I haven't checked mine,
but I assume it doesn't.

344
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,478
Everyone else's is
in the other room.

345
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:42,148
- Do you guys have a landline?
- No. We're wireless, baby.

346
00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:45,952
All right. I need to get
ahold of my brother.

347
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,230
- What about, um, your deal...
- The computer.

348
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:51,524
- Good idea.
- It's in the office.

349
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,259
- Could I?
- Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

350
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,562
- What's wrong with your brother?
- Nothing. He's fine.

351
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,497
He just, um...
You know Brian.

352
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:01,634
He hangs out with all those, you
know, theoretical physicists.

353
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,169
- No Internet.
- No?

354
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,172
- On the computer.
- How is there no Internet?

355
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,742
- You run Skype. You tell us.
- I know.

356
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,478
What are they saying
about the comet?

357
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,214
Nothing... Nothing
to get upset about.

358
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,250
He just said to give him a call,

359
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,519
you know, if there was
anything weird going on.

360
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,354
Like, why? What did
he think it could do?

361
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,989
Why didn't you tell me this?

362
00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:24,557
Because of your feng shui...

363
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,270
- and granola candles, and I didn't want to...
- Stop making fun of me.

364
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,528
I'm not making fun of you.

365
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,163
There's a massive celestial object,

366
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,664
and I didn't want to freak you out.

367
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,266
- Now you're freaking me out.
- You guys realize...

368
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,734
I was on a show called Roswell...

369
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,303
and we tackled these
issues every week.

370
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,338
That's true.

371
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,574
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, my God.

372
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,443
- Honey.
- Um, I'm on it.

373
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,278
Do we have candles?

374
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,813
I'm so glad I'm not high.

375
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,649
I don't want to sit by
the door to nowhere.

376
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,850
Mike, check the breakers.

377
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,423
I'm going to turn the lighter
on then come to you.

378
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,259
- You guys need help?
- No. I have matches.

379
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,961
- Candle power?
- I've got some over here.

380
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:05,465
I got blue glowsticks, red
glowsticks and green glowsticks.

381
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,901
Guys, let's just
light candles and...

382
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,269
Oh.

383
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,938
- Hey.
- Everybody rave.

384
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,240
- Are you going outside?
- Yeah.

385
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,742
What do you mean,
you're going outside?

386
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:19,479
I'm gonna see if the power's
off in the whole neighborhood.

387
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,653
I decided this is where mine goes.

388
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,550
Well, this is a little strange,

389
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:30,924
but the whole neighborhood is out...

390
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:33,927
of power, except for a
house about two blocks up,

391
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,428
which is completely lit up.

392
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,163
It's kind of beautiful, actually.

393
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,232
- The house?
- I want to go see.

394
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:43,636
- Let's go check it out.
- I've never seen it so dark outside before.

395
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,905
- You can't leave me. I'm gonna go.
- Come on then.

396
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,374
Don't leave me by myself.

397
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,175
- Where?
- You don't see it?

398
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,790
- It's right there.
- Why are you so far ahead of everyone?

399
00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:54,948
Amir, dude, I can't see you.

400
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,150
- Let Laurie go first.
- Thanks a lot.

401
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,285
- That's sweet.
- Baby. Don't go.

402
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,855
- Come here.
- See? Look.

403
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,124
- Everything done.
- Come here.

404
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,194
See that?

405
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,650
- Two blocks down.
- Oh, they have light.

406
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:14,868
- That one house has light.
- They must have a...

407
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,503
- A generator, or something?
- Yeah, yeah.

408
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,138
What is that, two blocks away?

409
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,639
Could solar power do that?

410
00:17:19,673 --> 00:17:22,420
But would their landline be working?

411
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,510
Oh, wow.
Look at that.

412
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,478
- Oh, wow.
- It's magnificent.

413
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:27,947
Holy moly.

414
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,887
Well, I'm freezing.

415
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,588
Should we head over
there, or should we...

416
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,291
- No.
- Maybe we should head back inside.

417
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,960
That was awesome, right?

418
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,267
- I didn't even see this get knocked over.
- No.

419
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,690
I didn't even know that
glass was out here.

420
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,637
I never go down into the basement.

421
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,606
Guys, listen. Seriously,
what's up with that house?

422
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,308
- Why are they...?
- What?

423
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,910
It could be a generator.

424
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:57,811
Really?

425
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,413
I don't know. Maybe they're
just off-the-grid bastard...

426
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,948
Well, apparently,
we have a generator.

427
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,883
That would make sense if
they were off the grid.

428
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,920
I'm actually thinking of...
of going over there.

429
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:09,220
What?

430
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,258
- No, you're not going over there.
- Honey, it's okay.

431
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,227
- It's o...
- It's ridiculous.

432
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,263
It's not that far.
Look, look, look, look.

433
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,965
My brother, he says...

434
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:23,236
he said that if... if anything
strange were to happen...

435
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,772
while the comet was passing over...

436
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,208
- that we should stay inside.
- What?

437
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,677
Just hold on, Amir.

438
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:34,447
That we should stay inside and that
I should do my best to contact him.

439
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,949
And so that's all that I'm doing.

440
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:39,252
He said if anything strange
should happen? I mean...

441
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,922
I'm not the only one who
thinks this is strange.

442
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,858
- What is weird?
- Didn't he say to stay inside though?

443
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,926
What's more important
than the other?

444
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,829
Yes, but this overrides that,
and it's only two blocks away.

445
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:52,320
I'll be back in, like, five minutes.

446
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,801
- Well, then you can't go by yourself.
- I'm going with him.

447
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,703
There you go.
I'll take Amir.

448
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,839
- I'm the least important person here.
- This is true.

449
00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,574
It's about time you
started realizing that.

450
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,310
- Just stay here.
- Why are you going now?

451
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,813
Well, bring your glowsticks so
we can identify your bodies.

452
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,282
- Good idea.
- Thanks. That helps a lot.

453
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,284
- Don't listen to them.
- That's great.

454
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,786
Five minutes, all right?

455
00:19:12,786 --> 00:19:14,521
- Okay. Five minutes.
- All right. Okay.

456
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,322
Beth, I-I couldn't find my shoes.

457
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,791
I'm borrowing yours.
I'm sorry.

458
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:18,992
That's so Amir.

459
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,431
- Ten minutes we give them.
- They will be fine.

460
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,734
We're just rattled because we're
addicted to cell phones and Internet.

461
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,969
We are. What did we do
before cell phones?

462
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:33,390
Em, you seem to be the
comet expert here tonight.

463
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,800
What happened the last time?

464
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,977
This one passed over a hundred
years ago, but much farther.

465
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,380
But do we know that
anything happened?

466
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,782
Nothing happened then.
It was too far away.

467
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,484
So, is there any reason...

468
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,985
we should be freaked out right now?

469
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,788
Well, I mean, it is a
lot closer this time.

470
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,570
What does that mean?

471
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,193
Okay. I read one more thing.

472
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,595
- Oh, another story.
- Just one more.

473
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,731
It's called the Tunguska Event...

474
00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:59,466
and, um, it was a comet...

475
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,669
or a meteor or
something like that...

476
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,338
that entered the
atmosphere over Siberia...

477
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,400
and exploded over Earth.

478
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,677
So, it didn't actually
have physical impact.

479
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,379
It didn't touch Earth.

480
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,247
It didn't leave a
crater or anything,

481
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,549
but the force of that explosion...

482
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,185
flattened trees for
hundreds of miles.

483
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,323
But it only killed about
one to two people.

484
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,693
It's Siberia. There were
probably only two people there.

485
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,294
Yeah, but they don't necessarily...

486
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,764
- It wiped out the population of Siberia.
- Basically. Yeah.

487
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,499
- Right.
- Well, that doesn't make me feel better.

488
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,967
And when was this?

489
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,369
It was, like, in 1908, 1903...

490
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:40,874
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God. What is...

491
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,610
- What the **** was that?
- I don't know.

492
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,446
- Lock that front door.
- Don't open the door.

493
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,548
- I'm gonna get the bat.
- Yeah. Give me the bat.

494
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,183
Mike, is that door locked?

495
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,285
- I'll check it.
- Babe, stay away from the door.

496
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:53,920
- You need the stick?
- Thank you.

497
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:54,954
No, no, no.

498
00:20:57,230 --> 00:21:00,694
- I just want to see what the hell is out there.
- Oh, my God.

499
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,462
- Don't open it.
- Oh, God.

500
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,898
Please, don't open that.

501
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,769
- Is anybody there?
- Front door's locked. There's nothing.

502
00:21:09,803 --> 00:21:11,504
There's nothing out there.

503
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,306
Thought I was going to
have a heart attack.

504
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,941
Everybody all right?

505
00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:18,111
Check the generator, please.
Please try the generator.

506
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,946
- I'll check the generator.
- Would the guys do that?

507
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,948
No. The guys would not
do anything like that.

508
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,650
They're not stupid.
They wouldn't do that.

509
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,318
- How long have they been gone?
- Like ten minutes.

510
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:28,210
Five minutes out, five minutes back.
They should be back by now.

511
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,756
So, they should be back by now.

512
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,258
- Okay. I think we should go get them.
- No, no, no.

513
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,760
I want to go get my husband.

514
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,662
We need to do it together
this time, guys.

515
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,397
That's fine with me.
I just want to go.

516
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,667
- Don't go outside.
- I'm not going anywhere. I'm just...

517
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,603
We should go get them.
We can all go together.

518
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,440
Okay, all right.
This is good.

519
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:50,844
Is that the grid or the generator?

520
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,912
No, it's just us.
He must have gotten it going.

521
00:21:52,946 --> 00:21:54,481
There's no other lights on?
It's just us?

522
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:58,651
- It's pitch black out there. At least it's on.
- So it must be...

523
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,420
- Well done.
- Thank you.

524
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,689
- You did it.
- Let there be light.

525
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,291
Okay. Well, I think
that we should...

526
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,828
As a group, we should
go find those guys.

527
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,965
- I agree.
- Let's do it as a group this time.

528
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:13,900
No. That's ridiculous.

529
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,969
If you get lost in the
woods, you're supposed...

530
00:22:15,969 --> 00:22:17,937
to stay where you are until
someone can find you.

531
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,340
Fine. That's great. Let's
just sit down and breathe.

532
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,543
For once, I actually agree
with what you're saying.

533
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,460
You know what? You've been
giving me shit all night.

534
00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:28,948
- I am agreeing with you.
- Guys, guys, guys.

535
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,552
I don't like any of this.

536
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:33,653
Jesus!

537
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,424
Stay.

538
00:22:38,910 --> 00:22:39,920
Oh, my God.

539
00:22:41,294 --> 00:22:42,762
Oh man, it's them.

540
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,633
- What the hell happened?
- Are you okay?

541
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,350
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
- Are you okay?

542
00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:51,304
What is this?

543
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,476
- What's the box?
- That was at the other house.

544
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:58,110
I thought I saw Hugh put it down.

545
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,846
Then he was running
around the corner and...

546
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,981
- You just took it?
- I just followed him.

547
00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:04,150
- I didn't... I had it in my hand.
- Why was he running?

548
00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:06,686
- Hugh, what happened?
- I'm fine, I'm fine.

549
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,223
- Did you put this down?
- Amir, why the **** did you take that?

550
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:13,260
- I thought I saw you put it down.
- I did not touch that thing.

551
00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:15,462
I don't know what that is
or why you grabbed it.

552
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:18,832
- Guys, what happened?
- Okay. We were at the other house.

553
00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:21,434
Hugh went around the side.
I thought I heard a noise.

554
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:24,370
You made some kind of sound, and
then you saw what? Something.

555
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:25,572
You won't tell me what you saw.

556
00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:28,708
I don't understand what's going on.
What did you see?

557
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:30,210
- I don't...
- What did you see?

558
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,878
That has nothing to
do with anything...

559
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,480
that we should be
****ing concerned with.

560
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:34,881
What did you see?

561
00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:38,518
- It's not a big deal. I'll walk it back.
- Okay, fine.

562
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,153
Wait. Let me open it first.

563
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,550
No, Mike.
What are you doing?

564
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,891
- What is it?
- I don't know. I don't know.

565
00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:47,560
You don't want to talk about it
and you don't want to open...

566
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:50,697
Fine! Open the ****ing box!
Open the box. What do I care?

567
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,399
What is wrong?
Calm down.

568
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,700
What happened?

569
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:57,103
Holy shit, it worked.

570
00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,105
I got it.

571
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:01,141
Open it away from your face.

572
00:24:01,174 --> 00:24:03,643
- It's not a bomb.
- How do you know what the heck it is?

573
00:24:03,677 --> 00:24:05,745
- Don't freak out.
- Be careful.

574
00:24:09,349 --> 00:24:12,686
Oh, my God, It's a ping-pong paddle.
It's a ping-pong paddle.

575
00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:15,321
- Well, what's that?
- What is going on?

576
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:21,461
- Oh, my God.
- What is it?

577
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,731
These are pictures of all of us.

578
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,468
These are...

579
00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:33,206
- Somebody's marked us.
- I want to try to figure this out.

580
00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:35,141
- This is insane.
- And there are numbers on the back.

581
00:24:35,175 --> 00:24:37,430
- Hugh.
- Baby, what did you see?

582
00:24:37,770 --> 00:24:38,878
- Hugh what did you see?
- What did you see?

583
00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:40,347
Jesus Christ, man.

584
00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:44,384
You can't stand there and not
say anything! What did you see?

585
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,120
Hugh!

586
00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:51,224
There are pictures
of us in this box!

587
00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:52,359
Hugh!

588
00:25:02,202 --> 00:25:05,271
I went to the window,
and I looked in the window.

589
00:25:05,438 --> 00:25:07,400
And I saw a table...

590
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,100
with wine glasses and candles...

591
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:13,913
and dinner set for eight people.

592
00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:17,817
I saw...

593
00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:22,255
Oh, my God.

594
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,591
Right.
Okay, **** you, Hugh.

595
00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:26,559
- I saw...
- Bullshit.

596
00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:29,696
- Did you guys come and **** with this door?
- **** you, Kevin.

597
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,970
Did you come to the side door?

598
00:25:31,131 --> 00:25:33,990
No. You went to the side
door at the other house.

599
00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:34,868
They wouldn't answer
the door, so I went...

600
00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:35,902
Bullshit.

601
00:25:36,503 --> 00:25:39,673
You dipshits walked in a circle
and knocked on this door.

602
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:42,275
I did not walk in a ****ing circle!
I went two blocks.

603
00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:44,411
We went up to that house.
I knocked at the door.

604
00:25:44,444 --> 00:25:47,147
Nobody answered, so I went
and banged on the side door.

605
00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:49,649
- Did you see yourself, Hugh?
- No, I did not see myself.

606
00:25:49,683 --> 00:25:53,453
- No, because you weren't there.
- I did not go in a circle!

607
00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:55,255
****.
Just calm down.

608
00:25:55,989 --> 00:25:57,490
I don't believe this.

609
00:25:57,524 --> 00:25:59,920
This still doesn't
explain the pictures.

610
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,760
What's on the back of them?

611
00:26:00,794 --> 00:26:01,795
Numbers.

612
00:26:02,796 --> 00:26:05,331
They're all...
We've got two, one, one.

613
00:26:08,268 --> 00:26:09,269
That's five.

614
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,773
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going?
- I'm gonna go back over there.

615
00:26:13,807 --> 00:26:16,209
- Whoa.
- No, no, no. Think about it.

616
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:19,145
I'm gonna go back over there. I'm
gonna ask to use their phone...

617
00:26:19,179 --> 00:26:20,914
and, hopefully, I can get
in touch with my brother.

618
00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:22,816
And if they're not there,
I'll just leave a note. Right?

619
00:26:22,816 --> 00:26:23,783
No.

620
00:26:23,817 --> 00:26:25,285
No, no, no. That makes sense. Right?

621
00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:27,754
- You should not go back.
- It's fine. It'll be fine.

622
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:29,456
It'll be ****ing fine.

623
00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:34,394
What's a note going to do?

624
00:26:38,231 --> 00:26:41,801
If these people have pictures
of us, they might be crazy.

625
00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:44,204
Shit! There's someone out there.

626
00:26:44,237 --> 00:26:45,839
There's someone out there.

627
00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:47,474
- What?
- Oh, my God.

628
00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:50,143
Oh, there's a big guy at the door.

629
00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:51,978
- Oh, my God.
- At the door?

630
00:26:52,212 --> 00:26:53,646
What should we do?

631
00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,382
He's walking away. He's walking away.
Please, please.

632
00:26:55,415 --> 00:26:57,751
Baby, please be careful.
Oh, my God.

633
00:27:03,556 --> 00:27:04,924
- Baby.
- Careful.

634
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:06,192
- Shit.
- What?

635
00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,402
What is it, babe?

636
00:27:18,438 --> 00:27:21,341
"Hey, there. Don't mean
to freak you guys out,

637
00:27:22,876 --> 00:27:26,780
but we just wanted to borrow
your phone for five minutes tops.

638
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,481
Thanks."

639
00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:39,590
Two kinds.

640
00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:41,628
Regular Band-Aid or cloth?

641
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,831
Whatever.

642
00:27:46,990 --> 00:27:47,767
Cloth. Okay. Here we go.

643
00:27:49,903 --> 00:27:51,504
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

644
00:27:52,605 --> 00:27:56,900
These are ones. This is a two.
We are four, five, six.

645
00:27:57,944 --> 00:27:59,813
Do you have any red markers?

646
00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:02,480
Okay. Why are these three ones?

647
00:28:04,584 --> 00:28:07,530
- This is a six. Five.
- Hugh and Lee.

648
00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:08,455
Two.

649
00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:11,391
Four.

650
00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:14,600
And that's the same picture.

651
00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:15,950
Oh, my God.

652
00:28:18,732 --> 00:28:20,467
Somebody cut that in half.

653
00:28:24,237 --> 00:28:25,939
Where are these from?

654
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:28,274
Could this be like numerology?

655
00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:31,578
Like if you add up
all the numbers...

656
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:33,580
in your name and the birthday...

657
00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:35,715
Like life path numbers
or something like that?

658
00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:38,218
If that's the case, then they're just
crazy and it doesn't matter anyway.

659
00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:40,387
So, what do all the
ones have in common?

660
00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:42,555
Um, we have Lee...
Date of birth?

661
00:28:43,356 --> 00:28:45,291
- Oldest to youngest?
- There's no three?

662
00:28:45,325 --> 00:28:47,560
- There's no three.
- There's no three.

663
00:28:47,594 --> 00:28:51,431
Is there someone... Is there
someone that would want to be...

664
00:28:51,498 --> 00:28:52,866
doing this to us?

665
00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:56,200
Is there someone that is
on someone's bad side?

666
00:28:56,369 --> 00:28:58,238
What?
This was taken tonight.

667
00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:01,107
What? How do you know that?

668
00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:05,645
I bought this sweater today,
so that's from tonight.

669
00:29:08,281 --> 00:29:11,170
Has anyone taken a
picture of you tonight?

670
00:29:11,518 --> 00:29:14,354
Someone took a picture of you
when you were looking at the box.

671
00:29:14,387 --> 00:29:16,156
You were looking into the lens.

672
00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:18,525
But then it was already in the box.

673
00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:19,626
What is that?

674
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:23,263
I can't tell what that is.

675
00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:25,365
There's dots on the wall
and there's a lampshade.

676
00:29:25,398 --> 00:29:27,233
None of the others are
from tonight. Right?

677
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:30,700
No. This our picture.
This is from last fall.

678
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,639
- This picture of Amir was taken over here.
- How do you know that?

679
00:29:32,639 --> 00:29:34,874
- He's standing in front of this drum.
- Guys, hang on.

680
00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:36,276
I can't figure out what this is.

681
00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:37,977
It's taken from the door?

682
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,446
So, from behind the curtain?

683
00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:40,980
It's taken from over there.

684
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:43,650
Wait. When someone knocked
on the door, were you there?

685
00:29:43,650 --> 00:29:44,784
You were gone.

686
00:29:45,418 --> 00:29:47,954
But you're looking
right at the camera.

687
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:52,492
So, it would be from
that door, then. Right?

688
00:29:53,493 --> 00:29:55,228
You don't remember... I mean,

689
00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:57,263
This is you, man. This is you.

690
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,734
Guys, this isn't going
to solve anything.

691
00:30:01,668 --> 00:30:03,103
What're you doing?

692
00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:05,338
I need a drink.
I need something.

693
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,407
The... The pictures?

694
00:30:07,674 --> 00:30:09,109
All right. Me too.

695
00:30:16,616 --> 00:30:18,952
It looks like my handwriting, babe.

696
00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:20,587
Look at this.

697
00:30:25,959 --> 00:30:27,761
It looks like I wrote this.

698
00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:28,995
Okay, relax.

699
00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:32,980
You're starting to freak me out.

700
00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:34,601
That's your handwriting.

701
00:30:39,139 --> 00:30:40,507
What is going on?

702
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,579
I feel like I'm losing my mind.

703
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:56,560
I can't stop thinking about
the fact that you...

704
00:30:56,890 --> 00:30:58,825
brought up a story you
shared with Laurie.

705
00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:04,698
Of all the stories
that you could've...

706
00:31:05,265 --> 00:31:07,367
All the experiences
that we've shared,

707
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,102
you brought up a story about her?

708
00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:11,404
- I am so sorry.
- In front of everyone.

709
00:31:11,438 --> 00:31:14,240
It's a crazy story. We don't
have stories like that.

710
00:31:14,274 --> 00:31:16,176
Oh, they're not crazy
enough for you.

711
00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:18,345
Baby, it's a good thing.
Oh, God.

712
00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:20,747
I don't need crazy stories
like that anymore.

713
00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:24,184
All right. Hey, um, **** this.
Let's just... Let's go.

714
00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:26,319
I'm gonna go over there
and, theoretically,

715
00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:28,755
let's go see if our
theoretical selves are there.

716
00:31:28,788 --> 00:31:30,390
No, no, no.
I'm going.

717
00:31:30,423 --> 00:31:33,426
I'm in. There's some weird
stuff happening here.

718
00:31:33,827 --> 00:31:35,362
I think we should...

719
00:31:35,395 --> 00:31:36,830
- I think we should evaluate...
- Please, can we...

720
00:31:36,863 --> 00:31:38,798
- I just evaluated and I'm going.
- Can we stay here?

721
00:31:38,832 --> 00:31:41,334
- If there's another me, I want to see me.
- No. No way.

722
00:31:41,368 --> 00:31:42,969
- No, no.
- Let's go.

723
00:31:43,103 --> 00:31:44,571
- Look.
- I'm over this.

724
00:31:44,604 --> 00:31:46,406
I'm getting sick of
talking about it.

725
00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:47,907
I'm getting sick of
writing about it.

726
00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:50,610
- The same ****ing paper, the pictures...
- Wait.

727
00:31:50,610 --> 00:31:52,645
There's nobody trying to hurt us.

728
00:31:52,645 --> 00:31:54,781
We go find out what
the hell is going on.

729
00:31:54,781 --> 00:31:57,717
What about you? You were
the one who wanted to go.

730
00:31:57,717 --> 00:32:00,587
That's when I thought
they might have a phone.

731
00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:03,723
Four glowsticks. Can we
please keep two guys here?

732
00:32:04,824 --> 00:32:07,193
- Two guys staying here? Please?
- I'm staying, I'm staying.

733
00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:09,290
Are you going?
Amir, please.

734
00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:10,597
Let's go.

735
00:32:11,331 --> 00:32:12,932
So, what? We're splitting up again?

736
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:14,501
No. We're not splitting up.

737
00:32:14,534 --> 00:32:17,270
We're just gonna go in two
different groups. Oh. Okay.

738
00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:18,972
Sticks, sticks, sticks.

739
00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:20,874
Do we need a towel on it?

740
00:32:20,907 --> 00:32:22,175
I'm coming.
Wait.

741
00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:25,145
Chill for a second.
I'm coming.

742
00:32:25,345 --> 00:32:27,180
- Why?
- Because I want to go.

743
00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:28,882
I'm going with Kevin.

744
00:32:32,552 --> 00:32:34,754
- Give us 20 minutes.
- All right.

745
00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:37,757
- And then what?
- Are we taking the bat?

746
00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:40,393
No. We'll be fine. You will be fine.
It's gonna be all right.

747
00:32:40,427 --> 00:32:42,495
We'll find out what's going on.

748
00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:53,506
No cars. No people.
There's nothing.

749
00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:15,328
Guys, look.

750
00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:18,465
That's my house.

751
00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:22,235
Mike.
This is my house.

752
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,508
Mike, this isn't right.

753
00:33:28,641 --> 00:33:30,577
Mike, this is not your house.

754
00:33:31,111 --> 00:33:32,112
Mike.

755
00:33:34,914 --> 00:33:37,117
- My house.
- This is not your house, Mike.

756
00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:39,190
Mike.
This is not your house.

757
00:33:40,353 --> 00:33:42,220
What is he doing?
Kevin.

758
00:33:45,158 --> 00:33:46,826
I see... I see Lee.
Guys.

759
00:33:49,863 --> 00:33:52,532
We have to go. Let's
get out of here now.

760
00:33:53,299 --> 00:33:55,268
Mike, we need to get
the hell out of here.

761
00:33:55,268 --> 00:33:56,636
Someone's coming.

762
00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:59,105
Someone's coming.
Go. Just go.

763
00:34:44,351 --> 00:34:45,719
That's just nuts.

764
00:34:48,555 --> 00:34:51,240
So, you saw four
figures, same as you?

765
00:34:51,358 --> 00:34:53,426
Except they had red glowsticks.

766
00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:56,162
Who had red glowsticks?

767
00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:58,198
They had the red glowsticks.

768
00:34:58,231 --> 00:35:01,000
We had the blue glowsticks.
That was the only difference.

769
00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:03,570
So, they must've opened the red
box when the lights went out.

770
00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:06,272
- And you didn't say anything to them?
- Would you?

771
00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:07,507
No, I wouldn't.

772
00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:10,510
I think I would've thought I was
going to die, or something.

773
00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:12,278
Okay, okay. So, that's it?

774
00:35:12,479 --> 00:35:15,148
Well, that and there's
this weird zone...

775
00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:17,183
that's even darker
than the rest of it all.

776
00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:18,885
We went through that.

777
00:35:19,586 --> 00:35:21,421
We went through that
when we went down there.

778
00:35:21,421 --> 00:35:23,757
We need to find out
what's going on.

779
00:35:23,823 --> 00:35:25,825
- The Internet's down. We don't have...
- We can't just sit here.

780
00:35:25,859 --> 00:35:28,128
What else? Do you guys have any...

781
00:35:28,661 --> 00:35:30,960
Do you have books?

782
00:35:30,530 --> 00:35:31,931
Books on what? Books on comets?

783
00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:33,566
Comets, gravity, black holes...

784
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,536
Yeah, I've got Shakespeare, some
Henry Miller and some screenplays.

785
00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:38,238
Dude, I'm a ****ing actor.

786
00:35:38,271 --> 00:35:40,340
Anything about quantum physics?

787
00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:42,642
Yeah, that's right up my alley.

788
00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:44,511
Some actors read.

789
00:35:45,612 --> 00:35:48,481
Your brother left a book
at our house and...

790
00:35:48,948 --> 00:35:49,949
What?

791
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:52,218
I put it in an envelope to mail,

792
00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:53,887
but I-I put it in your car.

793
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,922
- And it's about?
- I don't know what it's about.

794
00:35:55,955 --> 00:35:57,590
- Comets?
- It's just one of his books.

795
00:35:57,624 --> 00:35:59,359
It's always about stuff like that.

796
00:35:59,392 --> 00:36:02,195
Yeah, I will... I will go get
the book I don't know about.

797
00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:05,365
Can somebody go with him?
Could you bring the bat?

798
00:36:05,465 --> 00:36:07,667
- Yeah.
- Yes. That's a good idea.

799
00:36:07,767 --> 00:36:09,436
Please be careful, babe.

800
00:36:11,104 --> 00:36:12,105
Okay.

801
00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:14,541
Should we wake up Lee?

802
00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:17,944
How could she go to sleep
in the middle of all this?

803
00:36:19,412 --> 00:36:21,147
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, babe.

804
00:36:23,283 --> 00:36:25,850
Jesus.
Calm down, everybody.

805
00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:26,252
Oh, baby.

806
00:36:26,786 --> 00:36:28,922
I was gonna mail it back to him.

807
00:36:34,527 --> 00:36:35,528
What is it?

808
00:36:36,129 --> 00:36:39,332
"Gravitation: An Introduction
To Current Research."

809
00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:41,468
That's not gonna apply.

810
00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:44,471
So, is his brother like a
scientist, or something?

811
00:36:44,471 --> 00:36:45,972
He's just a really trippy guy.

812
00:36:45,972 --> 00:36:47,440
He's really, really smart,
a real egghead.

813
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,510
But it's hard to... It's
like he thinks out loud.

814
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,114
He's a teacher at U.C.S.D.
What do you got, Hugh?

815
00:36:54,447 --> 00:36:55,448
This is...

816
00:36:56,616 --> 00:37:00,320
These are Brian's notes from
his lesson plan for his class.

817
00:37:00,653 --> 00:37:04,257
"Decoherence and Schrödinger's
Cat." He talked about this.

818
00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:06,259
Do you guys know what
Schrödinger's cat is?

819
00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:07,327
I'm allergic.

820
00:37:07,827 --> 00:37:10,697
So, it's a, um...
It's a thought experiment.

821
00:37:11,264 --> 00:37:13,330
There's a...
There's a cat in a box...

822
00:37:13,330 --> 00:37:15,835
that has, like, a 50/50
chance of living...

823
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,637
because there's a vial of poison...

824
00:37:17,637 --> 00:37:19,239
that's also in the box.

825
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,809
So, regular physics would say
that it's one or the other.

826
00:37:22,842 --> 00:37:24,310
That the cat is
either alive or dead.

827
00:37:24,344 --> 00:37:27,147
But Brian would argue
that quantum physics says...

828
00:37:27,180 --> 00:37:29,849
that both realities
exist simultaneously.

829
00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:33,486
It's only when you open the
box that they collapse...

830
00:37:33,687 --> 00:37:35,422
into a single event.
Right?

831
00:37:35,789 --> 00:37:38,692
So, listen to this.
This is what he's written.

832
00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:40,593
"There is another theory:

833
00:37:40,627 --> 00:37:42,696
that two states
continue to exist...

834
00:37:42,696 --> 00:37:44,864
separate and decoherent
from each other,

835
00:37:44,864 --> 00:37:47,467
each creating a new
branch of reality...

836
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,135
based on the two outcomes.

837
00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:52,172
Quantum decoherence ensures
that the different outcomes...

838
00:37:52,205 --> 00:37:54,574
have no interaction
with each other."

839
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,243
- Hold on.
- Well, that explains it.

840
00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:59,546
So we're in the box.
We're the cat.

841
00:38:01,948 --> 00:38:03,683
We're both alive and dead.

842
00:38:04,751 --> 00:38:08,321
So, there are... There are two
separate realities, and...

843
00:38:09,789 --> 00:38:12,580
presumably until the comet passes.

844
00:38:12,759 --> 00:38:14,894
- Until the comet passes?
- Okay.

845
00:38:14,894 --> 00:38:18,798
Or decoherence is maintained and
those two separate realities...

846
00:38:18,832 --> 00:38:20,767
will remain separate
once the comet passes.

847
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,268
Everybody will be fine.

848
00:38:22,302 --> 00:38:24,270
Decoherence keeps us separate.

849
00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:25,305
Right.

850
00:38:25,972 --> 00:38:29,242
Why are the other us contacting
us then in this way?

851
00:38:29,743 --> 00:38:31,244
They didn't want to.

852
00:38:31,277 --> 00:38:33,546
Who got the pictures?
Who... The numbers?

853
00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:37,500
We started it when we went
to find a house with lights.

854
00:38:37,183 --> 00:38:39,719
Yeah, maybe they didn't
mean the box for us.

855
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:41,421
The box isn't for us.

856
00:38:42,288 --> 00:38:45,291
What if we've already
interacted with ourselves?

857
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:48,895
So, we're collapsing on
ourselves right now.

858
00:38:48,928 --> 00:38:51,531
Not if we stay separate
from each other.

859
00:38:51,664 --> 00:38:53,933
It's already too late.
We've already been there.

860
00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:56,636
Do you remember that
movie Sliding Doors?

861
00:38:57,203 --> 00:38:59,606
Where just a fraction of a second...

862
00:39:00,306 --> 00:39:02,242
there could be two realities?

863
00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:05,311
In one, she runs and tries to get
on the subway and she can't.

864
00:39:05,345 --> 00:39:07,800
She gets her hand stuck in the door.

865
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,715
In the other one, she gets
through and there's two...

866
00:39:08,748 --> 00:39:11,217
If we're collapsing right now,
I'm gonna collapse on them.

867
00:39:11,217 --> 00:39:12,952
I'm not gonna wait for
them to collapse on us.

868
00:39:12,952 --> 00:39:14,320
Whoa, whoa, Mike.

869
00:39:15,221 --> 00:39:17,190
I'll go over there and
I'll just kill 'em.

870
00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:18,892
- What?
- Half-kidding.

871
00:39:19,959 --> 00:39:21,394
- Mike, let's just...
- I love my ****ing life.

872
00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:23,930
Let's be smart first before
we do anything stupid,

873
00:39:23,963 --> 00:39:25,432
and let's stick with
that we do know.

874
00:39:25,465 --> 00:39:28,334
And what's smart? Just
sitting here? Doing nothing?

875
00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:30,737
What we do know is that
we took this box. Right?

876
00:39:30,770 --> 00:39:33,239
So, our first act should
be to return it. Yes?

877
00:39:33,273 --> 00:39:35,208
**** that. No. We're not
returning that box.

878
00:39:35,241 --> 00:39:37,177
I don't trust that house.
That stays here.

879
00:39:37,177 --> 00:39:39,379
Wait, wait, wait.
What's got you so freaked out?

880
00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:42,115
- Stupid, stupid question.
- You're right.

881
00:39:42,115 --> 00:39:44,451
We're not at war with the
house down the street.

882
00:39:44,451 --> 00:39:47,354
They might literally be
the same people as us.

883
00:39:47,721 --> 00:39:49,622
Mike's saying come over
here and let's kill us.

884
00:39:49,656 --> 00:39:53,793
That's right. If you do it first,
you know who you're gonna fight?

885
00:39:54,728 --> 00:39:55,762
- Mike.
- You.

886
00:39:56,229 --> 00:39:57,964
You're gonna run into you.

887
00:39:59,733 --> 00:40:01,401
Who's gonna win that?

888
00:40:02,435 --> 00:40:04,971
Who did you see in the
window when you went there?

889
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:06,906
- Did you see yourself?
- I did not see myself.

890
00:40:06,906 --> 00:40:08,475
- I told you who I saw.
- Okay, okay.

891
00:40:08,475 --> 00:40:12,645
But what if, in that over there,
that house, what if I'm drinking?

892
00:40:13,146 --> 00:40:15,749
I mean, just think
about that for a sec.

893
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,819
That's a ****ed-up Michael.

894
00:40:20,530 --> 00:40:21,540
Oh, God.

895
00:40:22,255 --> 00:40:24,240
I'm not gonna wait for a
****ing drunk Mike...

896
00:40:24,570 --> 00:40:25,525
to come over here and kill me.

897
00:40:25,558 --> 00:40:28,940
And kill you and kill
you and kill you.

898
00:40:31,297 --> 00:40:32,966
I'm not waiting for that.

899
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,835
Wait, wait, wait a minute.

900
00:40:36,536 --> 00:40:38,471
Who did you see when you were there?

901
00:40:38,471 --> 00:40:40,940
I saw Amir, I saw Hugh,
and I saw Lee.

902
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,879
Okay. Lee's not here right now.

903
00:40:45,912 --> 00:40:48,148
- She's taking a nap.
- What do you mean, she's taking a nap?

904
00:40:48,181 --> 00:40:51,840
- So, it's different, then.
- Something's off. It's not the same.

905
00:40:51,117 --> 00:40:52,585
In this reality, Lee's napping.

906
00:40:52,619 --> 00:40:55,880
Maybe in that reality,
you're napping?

907
00:40:55,422 --> 00:40:56,890
So, that's why Mike didn't see her.

908
00:40:56,923 --> 00:40:59,926
Right, and if Beth is
napping in that reality...

909
00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:03,630
they don't have the book.

910
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:04,597
- They don't.
- Right.

911
00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:06,266
The other house doesn't
have the book.

912
00:41:06,299 --> 00:41:07,834
And if they don't have the book,

913
00:41:07,867 --> 00:41:10,804
they're not having this
conversation right now.

914
00:41:11,638 --> 00:41:14,341
So, then if we get the
book from the car...

915
00:41:14,374 --> 00:41:16,176
then we can avoid all this.

916
00:41:16,576 --> 00:41:19,646
- Take it? Take their book?
- It's a possibility.

917
00:41:21,147 --> 00:41:23,917
- Hugh, give me your keys.
- No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.

918
00:41:23,950 --> 00:41:26,619
We're not supposed to
mess with any of this.

919
00:41:26,653 --> 00:41:28,221
Why would we even risk this?

920
00:41:28,254 --> 00:41:30,724
- He's talking about going over and fighting them.
- But why make it worse?

921
00:41:30,757 --> 00:41:33,260
Because then I don't have to
go over there and kill them.

922
00:41:33,590 --> 00:41:34,561
Just give me the keys.

923
00:41:34,594 --> 00:41:37,497
No. I don't think that
we should do anything.

924
00:41:37,731 --> 00:41:39,799
And you are not taking my keys.

925
00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:48,608
Where you going, Mike?

926
00:41:49,843 --> 00:41:54,314
How do we know it's exactly us?
What if it's just externals? What if...

927
00:41:54,948 --> 00:41:56,583
- The dark side of us.
- Yeah.

928
00:41:56,616 --> 00:42:00,200
It's us, you guys. You mean,
the not friendly versions?

929
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,757
Well, if it's us, then this
could be... Is it a good thing?

930
00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:06,493
It sounds like it would
be a way to reach...

931
00:42:06,493 --> 00:42:08,194
higher consciousness,
if we want to...

932
00:42:08,194 --> 00:42:10,300
Like an acceptance of ourselves?

933
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:13,990
Well, yeah. We always talk about meeting
ourselves and finding ourselves,

934
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:14,567
and here we have an opportunity...

935
00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:17,370
to actually physically
find ourselves.

936
00:42:17,170 --> 00:42:18,705
That's a lot of pressure.

937
00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:21,307
- Look who's joined us.
- Hi, everybody.

938
00:42:21,474 --> 00:42:23,176
How are you, honey?
Okay.

939
00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:25,311
Welcome back to your
own dinner party.

940
00:42:25,311 --> 00:42:27,480
Yeah. How's my dinner party going?

941
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,349
Super missed you.
It's going.

942
00:42:30,150 --> 00:42:31,351
I have an idea.

943
00:42:31,651 --> 00:42:33,687
I have an idea that
will prevent them...

944
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,689
from getting the book from the car.

945
00:42:35,722 --> 00:42:37,557
What are you talking about, man?

946
00:42:37,590 --> 00:42:40,393
I'm gonna go to that house,
and I'm gonna blackmail myself.

947
00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:42,495
I'm gonna leave a
note to keep Mike...

948
00:42:42,529 --> 00:42:44,497
from having them go to
the car to get that book.

949
00:42:44,531 --> 00:42:46,366
What do you mean, a blackmail note?

950
00:42:46,399 --> 00:42:48,680
Something I know that
I don't want revealed.

951
00:42:48,101 --> 00:42:49,703
What are you talking about?

952
00:42:49,736 --> 00:42:51,271
The thing with Beth.

953
00:42:51,304 --> 00:42:52,906
The thing with Beth?

954
00:42:52,972 --> 00:42:55,275
I thought you and Hugh
worked that out years ago.

955
00:42:55,308 --> 00:42:57,510
This is the worst
idea I've ever heard.

956
00:42:57,544 --> 00:42:59,379
It's amazing, 'cause
it would work on me.

957
00:42:59,412 --> 00:43:01,681
- Going over there...
- It's the same person.

958
00:43:01,715 --> 00:43:03,350
We don't...
You don't know that.

959
00:43:03,383 --> 00:43:05,185
This will pass.
It's brilliant.

960
00:43:05,218 --> 00:43:06,920
- No. It is not brilliant.
- It's brilliant.

961
00:43:06,953 --> 00:43:09,489
Dude, no. I know this
look in your eye.

962
00:43:09,723 --> 00:43:10,724
Mike, no.

963
00:43:11,925 --> 00:43:13,727
Why would he even say that?

964
00:43:13,827 --> 00:43:16,863
Divergence. Otherwise,
it's just the same people.

965
00:43:16,896 --> 00:43:18,498
And if it's the same people,

966
00:43:18,531 --> 00:43:20,500
then why not just leave
each other alone?

967
00:43:20,533 --> 00:43:22,268
That's what I would want me to do.

968
00:43:22,302 --> 00:43:23,870
That might be the best thing to do.

969
00:43:23,870 --> 00:43:25,572
Right?
You doing okay?

970
00:43:25,672 --> 00:43:26,673
Yeah, yeah.

971
00:43:27,107 --> 00:43:30,844
I don't know if I'm woozy from
the drops or if it's like...

972
00:43:31,311 --> 00:43:33,460
- What drops?
- What drops?

973
00:43:33,146 --> 00:43:35,150
- Um...
- Did you give her...

974
00:43:35,448 --> 00:43:37,584
Yeah, well.
She wanted to take...

975
00:43:37,984 --> 00:43:39,853
I just felt so weird before.

976
00:43:40,854 --> 00:43:44,758
- It's this stuff I brought, this rescue remedy.
- What is it?

977
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:49,462
It's got echinacea, golden seal,
passion flower and a little ketamine.

978
00:43:49,662 --> 00:43:50,864
I swear to God.

979
00:43:52,232 --> 00:43:53,933
- Ketamine?
- A little ketamine?

980
00:43:53,933 --> 00:43:56,469
- It's not like you're going to go into this...
- Beth.

981
00:43:56,503 --> 00:43:59,305
- What?
- I'm so sorry if I'm wrong here...

982
00:44:00,407 --> 00:44:03,510
and I'm saying something
incredibly inappropriate.

983
00:44:03,543 --> 00:44:04,544
What?

984
00:44:06,346 --> 00:44:08,748
Did you put any of that in the food?

985
00:44:09,849 --> 00:44:12,118
Yes. That would explain a lot.
Lee asked me for some.

986
00:44:12,152 --> 00:44:13,586
Oh, come on, Amir.

987
00:44:13,787 --> 00:44:15,550
Are you serious?

988
00:44:15,221 --> 00:44:16,289
I had to ask.

989
00:44:17,757 --> 00:44:20,393
She asked to take some
and I gave her some.

990
00:44:20,393 --> 00:44:22,662
When we did the mushrooms years ago,

991
00:44:22,696 --> 00:44:26,366
we talked about it, and I put
them in the spaghetti sauce.

992
00:44:27,330 --> 00:44:28,535
That was a group decision.

993
00:44:28,568 --> 00:44:30,603
I know we agreed,
but I had to ask because...

994
00:44:30,637 --> 00:44:33,840
You think that I would just
put drugs in your food?

995
00:44:33,973 --> 00:44:34,708
Oh, my God.

996
00:44:34,741 --> 00:44:36,343
Okay. I'll show you.

997
00:44:36,609 --> 00:44:38,645
On top of all this,
you think I'd drug you?

998
00:44:38,678 --> 00:44:41,247
I'll show you. Let's just
see how much is in there.

999
00:44:41,281 --> 00:44:43,490
This is the vial I brought.

1000
00:44:44,170 --> 00:44:45,518
Yeah, and a quarter of it is gone.

1001
00:44:45,518 --> 00:44:48,121
But that's... She's had a
couple of drops out of it.

1002
00:44:48,121 --> 00:44:51,191
- That's it.
- This is, like, high-grade pharmaceutical...

1003
00:44:51,224 --> 00:44:53,159
It is watered down.
You can't.

1004
00:44:53,293 --> 00:44:54,728
You opened it up and
watered it down?

1005
00:44:54,761 --> 00:44:56,463
Okay, but if you took enough of it,

1006
00:44:56,496 --> 00:44:58,198
isn't it true that you
would have hallucinations?

1007
00:44:58,231 --> 00:44:59,699
You would have to
have a massive dose.

1008
00:44:59,733 --> 00:45:01,534
You would have to take
the entire bottle.

1009
00:45:01,568 --> 00:45:03,303
Okay. Fine.
But is it true?

1010
00:45:04,804 --> 00:45:06,606
Yes. Okay. And is it also true...

1011
00:45:06,639 --> 00:45:08,942
that one of the other
effects can be paranoia?

1012
00:45:08,975 --> 00:45:10,143
Yes, but you...

1013
00:45:11,678 --> 00:45:13,346
Again, you would have to have all of it.

1014
00:45:13,346 --> 00:45:15,515
The whole bottle. The whole bottle.
And it would never...

1015
00:45:15,515 --> 00:45:17,917
Even if all of us
took a bottle each,

1016
00:45:18,785 --> 00:45:21,870
it would never create
a mass hallucination.

1017
00:45:21,121 --> 00:45:24,758
- I'm not a criminal.
- It would be a nice conclusion right now.

1018
00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:26,860
Wouldn't this be great if
we were hallucinating?

1019
00:45:26,893 --> 00:45:29,529
- Well, it's not the explanation.
- Fine.

1020
00:45:29,562 --> 00:45:32,320
- I believe you.
- This is the bottle.

1021
00:45:33,266 --> 00:45:35,368
- She asked for it. I gave her some.
- Okay.

1022
00:45:35,402 --> 00:45:37,170
I-I did not drug your food.

1023
00:45:37,504 --> 00:45:39,572
- I did not drug your food.
- I...

1024
00:45:39,572 --> 00:45:41,274
- Get it?
- Lay off, okay?

1025
00:45:42,275 --> 00:45:43,476
I swear to God.

1026
00:45:44,978 --> 00:45:45,979
Thanks.

1027
00:45:49,883 --> 00:45:52,352
Hey, where'd you get this?
This is so cute.

1028
00:45:52,385 --> 00:45:54,521
Oh, I got it at, Galaxy.
That thrift store.

1029
00:45:54,554 --> 00:45:56,222
Oh, I love that place.

1030
00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:58,124
- That's great.
- They have such cute stuff.

1031
00:45:58,158 --> 00:45:59,826
I just...
I need a drink.

1032
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:01,761
Yeah.

1033
00:46:02,162 --> 00:46:03,163
Okay.

1034
00:46:05,231 --> 00:46:08,301
I just want to wake up and
start again, you know?

1035
00:46:23,717 --> 00:46:24,718
Blue.

1036
00:46:26,886 --> 00:46:28,421
It's not even cracked.

1037
00:46:28,455 --> 00:46:30,123
What are we gonna do?

1038
00:46:30,623 --> 00:46:32,792
We have to get the **** out of here.

1039
00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:33,793
Okay.

1040
00:46:34,527 --> 00:46:36,296
- Okay. Let's take...
- Take the book.

1041
00:46:36,296 --> 00:46:37,764
- Take the book.
- Do we take the box?

1042
00:46:37,797 --> 00:46:40,734
- Take the box. This is what they...
- Take it.

1043
00:46:41,670 --> 00:46:42,202
Hey. You okay?

1044
00:46:44,938 --> 00:46:46,139
Where'd you go?

1045
00:46:47,407 --> 00:46:48,608
I need a drink.

1046
00:46:49,209 --> 00:46:51,110
Hey. What...
Where'd you go?

1047
00:46:53,213 --> 00:46:54,881
I went to the house, dude.

1048
00:46:54,914 --> 00:46:56,850
- I told you.
- What happened?

1049
00:46:57,450 --> 00:46:59,452
I just dropped the letter off.

1050
00:46:59,486 --> 00:47:00,687
I saw the book.

1051
00:47:03,757 --> 00:47:06,659
I was gonna... I was gonna
smash the window...

1052
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,795
and take the book.

1053
00:47:08,895 --> 00:47:11,431
I didn't do that, though.
I did not do that.

1054
00:47:11,464 --> 00:47:14,134
I just dropped off the
letter, and, um...

1055
00:47:14,934 --> 00:47:17,837
then I was gonna wait,
to see their reaction.

1056
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,775
But I ****in' freaked out.

1057
00:47:21,908 --> 00:47:23,810
- You've been gone, like, five minutes.
- Like 45 minutes, dude.

1058
00:47:23,810 --> 00:47:25,478
- No. No. You talked to me.
- Bullshit.

1059
00:47:25,478 --> 00:47:27,180
You went in the kitchen.

1060
00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:29,849
You've been gone for
five, maybe 10 tops.

1061
00:47:30,483 --> 00:47:32,185
You're ****in' crazy.

1062
00:47:34,654 --> 00:47:36,589
Oh, Mike.
Mike, don't do that.

1063
00:47:48,268 --> 00:47:50,270
- Oh, my God.
- Mike, what was...

1064
00:47:50,270 --> 00:47:51,404
Don't do this.

1065
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:53,773
Mike, please?
Why now?

1066
00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:57,143
Why not now, honey?
Why not now?

1067
00:47:59,479 --> 00:48:01,981
- Where are Hugh and...
- We were in the kitchen.

1068
00:48:02,150 --> 00:48:03,160
Where's...

1069
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:06,190
- Where's Hugh?
- Where's Amir?

1070
00:48:07,530 --> 00:48:09,322
More importantly, where's the box?

1071
00:48:09,622 --> 00:48:11,391
Oh, my God.
They took the box.

1072
00:48:11,424 --> 00:48:13,590
Mike, where did they go?

1073
00:48:13,930 --> 00:48:15,962
I have no clue where they went.
You gotta be kidding.

1074
00:48:15,995 --> 00:48:17,597
You were in here.
What happened?

1075
00:48:17,630 --> 00:48:19,899
Where's the book?
Where's the book?

1076
00:48:21,234 --> 00:48:23,870
Why would they bring
that to the other house?

1077
00:48:23,903 --> 00:48:27,574
They said they wanted to take it back
so they could make everything right.

1078
00:48:27,607 --> 00:48:30,276
They wanted to return it, so everything
would be fine from the beginning, but...

1079
00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:33,446
Why would they bring the book? It's
the one thing that we wouldn't...

1080
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,483
- They took everything we have.
- Wait a minute.

1081
00:48:37,350 --> 00:48:38,885
We have to go get them.

1082
00:48:38,918 --> 00:48:41,254
Wait a minute. They were the
first ones to leave, right?

1083
00:48:41,287 --> 00:48:44,900
And then they... They came back.
They said they saw something.

1084
00:48:44,124 --> 00:48:45,692
They've been acting
weird ever since.

1085
00:48:45,725 --> 00:48:47,927
What are you implying?
Oh, my God.

1086
00:48:50,797 --> 00:48:53,466
- No, that's... Well, you guys left, too.
- Think about it.

1087
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:55,201
I mean, everyone...
You left, too.

1088
00:48:55,235 --> 00:48:56,936
Amir came back and got
so quiet, Come on.

1089
00:48:56,970 --> 00:48:58,705
And then...
and he didn't...

1090
00:48:58,738 --> 00:49:00,674
- Amir was being totally weird.
- I'll bring 'em back.

1091
00:49:00,707 --> 00:49:02,542
- I'll see what's going on.
- Baby, you're not...

1092
00:49:02,575 --> 00:49:04,144
- You're not going anywhere.
- I'll be back.

1093
00:49:04,177 --> 00:49:06,112
I'm just gonna go
bring them back...

1094
00:49:06,146 --> 00:49:07,614
and find out what
the hell's going on.

1095
00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:09,649
- No. You're not leaving.
- Baby, relax. What?

1096
00:49:09,649 --> 00:49:11,284
- No.
- It's fine. I'll be back.

1097
00:49:11,284 --> 00:49:12,986
I'm not gonna let you go.

1098
00:49:15,989 --> 00:49:17,724
It would be ****ing crazy.

1099
00:49:24,497 --> 00:49:26,266
Okay. So, what are we gonna do?

1100
00:49:26,299 --> 00:49:29,636
I mean, they're out there, and I swear
to God, I'm gonna have a heart attack.

1101
00:49:29,636 --> 00:49:31,471
- We've gotta do something.
- Let's have a drink.

1102
00:49:31,471 --> 00:49:33,239
We don't even know if that was them.

1103
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,750
Would you quit saying that, please?

1104
00:49:35,108 --> 00:49:37,210
No, but if it wasn't them,
then Mike is right,

1105
00:49:37,243 --> 00:49:38,745
and we can't trust the other house.

1106
00:49:38,778 --> 00:49:40,447
- We can't trust ourselves.
- That's right.

1107
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,383
- Jesus.
- And our clues just left the house.

1108
00:49:47,870 --> 00:49:48,880
No. Wait.

1109
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:51,758
The clues are still here.

1110
00:49:53,693 --> 00:49:55,895
If they had the pictures, then...

1111
00:49:56,196 --> 00:49:58,631
Mike, you took that picture
of me and Kevin. Right?

1112
00:49:58,631 --> 00:50:00,233
Do you have it here?

1113
00:50:01,601 --> 00:50:04,504
I-I can't take this anymore.
I can't take it.

1114
00:50:04,738 --> 00:50:07,874
- Sweetheart...
- Can you at least go look for it?

1115
00:50:09,609 --> 00:50:12,345
I'm gonna look for
another bottle of wine.

1116
00:50:29,129 --> 00:50:30,597
This is so stupid.

1117
00:50:32,980 --> 00:50:33,833
Should I be keeping an eye on him?

1118
00:50:33,833 --> 00:50:36,503
I feel like I don't
want to hover, and...

1119
00:50:37,370 --> 00:50:38,710
I don't know.

1120
00:50:42,108 --> 00:50:44,377
Just give it a minute, and then...

1121
00:50:46,179 --> 00:50:48,248
go in and talk to him, I guess.

1122
00:50:50,583 --> 00:50:53,920
I don't know who Mike is anymore.
Not when he drinks.

1123
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,790
Everything that's gone wrong with us
started when he started drinking.

1124
00:50:56,823 --> 00:50:58,558
It's why we had to leave L.A.

1125
00:50:58,591 --> 00:51:00,460
It's why he doesn't have a career.

1126
00:51:00,493 --> 00:51:02,162
He's just...
I don't know.

1127
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:04,764
Not the man I married.

1128
00:52:06,826 --> 00:52:07,827
Hey.

1129
00:52:08,495 --> 00:52:10,163
- Hey.
- How you doing?

1130
00:52:10,597 --> 00:52:12,980
How you holding up?

1131
00:52:13,199 --> 00:52:15,402
All things considered, all right.

1132
00:52:15,502 --> 00:52:17,337
I totally don't believe you.

1133
00:52:17,871 --> 00:52:19,906
Yeah. Well, am I being
some... What's going on?

1134
00:52:19,906 --> 00:52:21,708
I... Amir told me you were
gonna go to Vietnam...

1135
00:52:21,708 --> 00:52:23,309
and Em's not going with you?

1136
00:52:23,309 --> 00:52:24,310
Yeah. I...

1137
00:52:25,311 --> 00:52:27,180
I gotta go for work
for, I don't know...

1138
00:52:27,213 --> 00:52:29,282
It's four months, I think, and,

1139
00:52:29,449 --> 00:52:31,451
yeah, I want her to
come along, but...

1140
00:52:31,484 --> 00:52:32,952
She'd be crazy not to go with you.

1141
00:52:32,986 --> 00:52:34,721
Yeah. That's what I think.

1142
00:52:35,188 --> 00:52:36,856
Yeah. I don't...
I don't know.

1143
00:52:36,890 --> 00:52:38,992
I mean, it's... I-I really
don't want to interfere.

1144
00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:40,660
It doesn't seem like
any of my business,

1145
00:52:40,694 --> 00:52:43,329
but I think you've
always been someone...

1146
00:52:43,363 --> 00:52:46,766
who's extremely passionate about
your life and what you're doing,

1147
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,703
and if you have a partner that
seems to hesitate all the time,

1148
00:52:49,736 --> 00:52:53,807
with things of life, I don't know
if that's gonna make you happy.

1149
00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:55,800
Oh. She's...

1150
00:52:56,443 --> 00:52:59,179
I mean, I love her, and...
It's just who she is.

1151
00:52:59,179 --> 00:53:01,581
- Sometimes she's a little...
- Tall?

1152
00:53:04,751 --> 00:53:06,820
- Crazy.
- She's a little bit tall.

1153
00:53:06,853 --> 00:53:09,155
I mean, do you have to stand
on your tiptoes to kiss her?

1154
00:53:09,189 --> 00:53:10,190
I...

1155
00:53:15,950 --> 00:53:17,163
Sometimes people just fit well.

1156
00:53:17,330 --> 00:53:19,399
Laurie...
Like that Sharks game?

1157
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,303
Come on, you can't tell
me we don't fit well.

1158
00:53:23,570 --> 00:53:26,239
I had to do yoga for a week
afterwards to recover.

1159
00:53:26,272 --> 00:53:27,774
I do remember that.

1160
00:53:29,275 --> 00:53:30,977
I just think that maybe...

1161
00:53:37,830 --> 00:53:38,840
Laurie.

1162
00:53:39,190 --> 00:53:42,220
I'm sorry. I'm crossing all
kinds of boundaries with you.

1163
00:53:42,550 --> 00:53:43,560
Yeah.

1164
00:53:53,366 --> 00:53:54,367
Baby?
Hi.

1165
00:53:56,503 --> 00:53:58,705
You know, I think you're right...

1166
00:53:59,939 --> 00:54:02,342
that everything
happens for a reason.

1167
00:54:09,683 --> 00:54:11,384
Should I get the bat?

1168
00:54:12,886 --> 00:54:14,320
For you or for me?

1169
00:54:15,155 --> 00:54:16,456
Could be either.

1170
00:54:19,559 --> 00:54:21,261
What are we doing here?

1171
00:54:21,961 --> 00:54:24,964
If I'm losing it over
there, I'm losing it here.

1172
00:54:28,340 --> 00:54:30,437
It doesn't have to be like that.
Sure, it does.

1173
00:54:30,470 --> 00:54:32,720
It's the same thing.

1174
00:54:32,539 --> 00:54:33,573
No, it's not.

1175
00:54:35,410 --> 00:54:36,476
How do you figure?

1176
00:54:37,777 --> 00:54:41,915
Because there's no way that anybody
over there, or... or anywhere,

1177
00:54:42,582 --> 00:54:45,352
loves you as much as I
love you right here.

1178
00:54:52,325 --> 00:54:53,326
I ****ed up.

1179
00:55:04,871 --> 00:55:05,872
Hi.
Hey.

1180
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,541
How you doing?

1181
00:55:11,277 --> 00:55:12,278
Fine.

1182
00:55:15,949 --> 00:55:17,617
Is... Is everything okay?

1183
00:55:18,651 --> 00:55:20,520
Is there something going on?

1184
00:55:22,856 --> 00:55:24,991
Beth just walked up to me and...

1185
00:55:27,193 --> 00:55:30,463
she didn't really say much,
but she said that she...

1186
00:55:31,598 --> 00:55:34,501
saw you and Laurie talk
in the hallway, and...

1187
00:55:35,802 --> 00:55:37,637
Jesus Christ, Em.
I think we have...

1188
00:55:37,671 --> 00:55:39,606
some more important things
to worry about right now...

1189
00:55:39,639 --> 00:55:41,307
than what Beth is saying.

1190
00:55:45,979 --> 00:55:47,130
Jesus Christ.

1191
00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:50,550
Are you kidding me? That
would be the generator.

1192
00:55:50,550 --> 00:55:53,860
- Hold on.
- All right. You know what to do.

1193
00:55:53,119 --> 00:55:55,155
- We have thousands of matches at home.
- Don't burn yourself.

1194
00:55:55,188 --> 00:55:57,490
- Kevin, do you have matches?
- Yeah, I got some.

1195
00:55:57,524 --> 00:55:58,525
Here.

1196
00:55:59,693 --> 00:56:01,327
- Hold it.
- I don't know...

1197
00:56:01,327 --> 00:56:03,663
- You want to put this on the table?
- Yeah. Yeah.

1198
00:56:03,697 --> 00:56:05,365
That was right out front.

1199
00:56:05,899 --> 00:56:08,340
- Are you kidding?
- That sounds like one of our cars.

1200
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:09,803
Like one of our cars
getting broken into.

1201
00:56:09,803 --> 00:56:11,471
Look, I'm going out there.
I can't stand this.

1202
00:56:11,471 --> 00:56:13,907
- I'm gonna go see what's going on.
- Not without the rest of us.

1203
00:56:13,940 --> 00:56:16,810
- Let's just all go.
- Fine. Then let's all go, but I'm going.

1204
00:56:16,843 --> 00:56:18,545
- I'll get my coat.
- I don't think we should.

1205
00:56:18,578 --> 00:56:20,246
- Let's get a flashlight.
- We'll be fine.

1206
00:56:20,246 --> 00:56:22,315
- Here. I got one here.
- You guys lead, okay?

1207
00:56:22,349 --> 00:56:23,850
- You ready?
- Okay. Here we go.

1208
00:56:23,883 --> 00:56:25,652
- Stay close. Stay close.
- Here we go.

1209
00:56:25,685 --> 00:56:28,355
- Where did it come from?
- I don't know.

1210
00:56:33,426 --> 00:56:34,761
That's it, right?

1211
00:56:37,330 --> 00:56:39,320
Oh, my God.
Jesus. Look.

1212
00:56:41,201 --> 00:56:44,504
- Is there anything in there?
- I don't see anything.

1213
00:56:45,138 --> 00:56:46,806
Oh, my God.
Should we...

1214
00:56:47,774 --> 00:56:49,876
- Should we check our cars?
- That's crazy.

1215
00:56:49,876 --> 00:56:51,444
Yeah, why doesn't everybody
check their own car.

1216
00:56:51,478 --> 00:56:53,580
- See if we find anything else.
- Let's look at our cars.

1217
00:56:53,613 --> 00:56:55,615
- Okay.
- All right. After you.

1218
00:56:55,915 --> 00:56:57,450
Is everyone nearby?

1219
00:56:59,252 --> 00:57:01,454
We shouldn't spread out too much.

1220
00:57:20,106 --> 00:57:21,775
- Hey.
- Everything okay?

1221
00:57:22,575 --> 00:57:23,777
Yeah. I just...

1222
00:57:26,146 --> 00:57:29,490
put this ring on that
you got me at the fair.

1223
00:57:31,117 --> 00:57:32,786
Remember?
I know it's...

1224
00:57:33,486 --> 00:57:36,322
I know it's cheesy, but I
just wanted to have it on.

1225
00:57:36,322 --> 00:57:37,323
Cheeseball.

1226
00:57:38,391 --> 00:57:41,610
- It was a good day.
- It was a good day.

1227
00:57:42,696 --> 00:57:43,697
Are we okay?

1228
00:57:45,650 --> 00:57:47,967
- Yeah, babe.
- After that whole Laurie thing?

1229
00:57:49,690 --> 00:57:50,700
Yeah.

1230
00:57:51,237 --> 00:57:53,600
I don't know what the
hell she's thinking,

1231
00:57:53,390 --> 00:57:54,708
but yeah, we're good.

1232
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:57,277
Come here. Hey.

1233
00:58:03,983 --> 00:58:06,319
Is everything okay with Hugh's car?

1234
00:58:06,519 --> 00:58:09,723
- What do you mean?
- Well, did they take anything?

1235
00:58:11,424 --> 00:58:14,694
You just checked on his car.
Did they take anything?

1236
00:58:43,423 --> 00:58:45,425
Doesn't make any sense at all.

1237
00:58:45,592 --> 00:58:48,128
Do you think it's just someone
trying to intimidate us?

1238
00:58:48,161 --> 00:58:49,662
Intimidate? No.
I... It's...

1239
00:58:49,696 --> 00:58:51,564
None of this...
It doesn't...

1240
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:55,268
I mean, it's like they're
looking for something, and...

1241
00:58:55,268 --> 00:58:58,505
- But there's nothing in there.
- Exactly. There's nothing in there. So, why...

1242
00:58:58,538 --> 00:58:59,973
They could see that
there's nothing in there.

1243
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:01,941
- We could see that there's nothing in there.
- I know.

1244
00:59:01,975 --> 00:59:04,577
Why break the window
if there's nothing there?

1245
00:59:04,577 --> 00:59:07,981
- That doesn't make any sense.
- None of this makes any sense.

1246
00:59:08,140 --> 00:59:09,215
Where were you?

1247
00:59:09,549 --> 00:59:11,217
I went and got this ring.

1248
00:59:12,986 --> 00:59:13,987
Nice.

1249
00:59:17,190 --> 00:59:18,892
All right, hold on.
Let's-Let's...

1250
00:59:18,925 --> 00:59:21,610
Let's just try and figure out...

1251
00:59:21,928 --> 00:59:24,831
why we would break into
a car... Hugh's car...

1252
00:59:27,934 --> 00:59:30,170
knowing that the book wasn't there.

1253
00:59:30,203 --> 00:59:32,172
Well, we're assuming that
the book is the motive.

1254
00:59:32,172 --> 00:59:34,974
What if the motive is
completely different?

1255
00:59:35,108 --> 00:59:37,100
- Did you hear something?
- What the hell is that?

1256
00:59:37,430 --> 00:59:38,778
It's outside. No, Mike,
Mike, Mike, Mike.

1257
00:59:38,812 --> 00:59:41,614
- Oh, shit! There's someone coming.
- What?

1258
00:59:42,382 --> 00:59:44,417
They're coming over here, guys.

1259
00:59:44,451 --> 00:59:45,719
Yeah. It's Hugh.

1260
00:59:46,353 --> 00:59:48,121
- Is it Hugh?
- Is it Hugh and Amir?

1261
00:59:48,154 --> 00:59:50,857
Yeah, it's blue.
It's Hugh and Amir. Cool.

1262
00:59:50,857 --> 00:59:53,393
- They're coming to the door.
- Are you sure?

1263
00:59:53,426 --> 00:59:55,395
- It looks like it.
- Oh, baby.

1264
00:59:56,663 --> 00:59:58,310
Are you all okay?

1265
00:59:58,398 --> 01:00:01,301
Hey, where have you been?
What happened? Okay.

1266
01:00:01,835 --> 01:00:05,105
What have you been... Why did
you take... What did you do?

1267
01:00:05,138 --> 01:00:08,141
- Can you please tell us what happened?
- We went to...

1268
01:00:08,174 --> 01:00:11,770
We went to make a phone
call, and then when...

1269
01:00:11,144 --> 01:00:13,113
when we looked in
the door, we saw...

1270
01:00:13,146 --> 01:00:15,849
We saw this, basically.
I, I got startled.

1271
01:00:17,384 --> 01:00:20,530
I fell over. I hit my head.
We went back to the house to...

1272
01:00:20,530 --> 01:00:22,155
Wait. You already
came back here.

1273
01:00:22,155 --> 01:00:23,957
We already heard this story.

1274
01:00:23,990 --> 01:00:25,792
Why are you telling
us this story again?

1275
01:00:25,825 --> 01:00:27,394
- You came back with the box.
- Wait. What?

1276
01:00:27,427 --> 01:00:29,529
Because you came back,
and after you hit your head...

1277
01:00:29,529 --> 01:00:32,432
We gave him a Band-Aid
and you gave us the...

1278
01:00:32,899 --> 01:00:34,534
But not that Band-Aid.

1279
01:00:34,567 --> 01:00:38,304
- What do you mean?
- Oh, my God. I gave you a cloth Band-Aid.

1280
01:00:38,338 --> 01:00:41,708
Wait a minute. Hugh... There
was a Hugh and an Amir here?

1281
01:00:41,741 --> 01:00:43,576
Yes. And you left with the book.

1282
01:00:43,610 --> 01:00:46,346
You left with the pictures, and
we didn't know where you went.

1283
01:00:46,379 --> 01:00:48,915
We were at a house where
everybody had red glowsticks.

1284
01:00:48,915 --> 01:00:51,518
- You had red glowsticks.
- Do you understand?

1285
01:00:51,551 --> 01:00:55,321
We... We have red glow... We
took them from the other house.

1286
01:00:55,555 --> 01:00:57,223
- Right.
- Look. Look.

1287
01:00:57,657 --> 01:01:00,927
Is that... Look. That box of
red glowsticks is unopened.

1288
01:01:00,927 --> 01:01:03,830
Guys, if they started
here, they belong here.

1289
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:05,865
They're in the right house.

1290
01:01:06,299 --> 01:01:08,702
- Well, welcome back.
- Welcome back.

1291
01:01:09,135 --> 01:01:11,771
- Jeez, man, I'm sorry.
- That's all right.

1292
01:01:11,805 --> 01:01:12,806
Sorry.

1293
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:17,477
So, guys, what was the other
Mike like? What was he doing?

1294
01:01:18,780 --> 01:01:20,947
The other Mike is...
He's worried about you.

1295
01:01:23,450 --> 01:01:25,518
So, it was you guys
who left us the note.

1296
01:01:25,552 --> 01:01:27,887
No, I never got out with that note.

1297
01:01:29,189 --> 01:01:30,990
We ended up with two notes.

1298
01:01:31,570 --> 01:01:32,158
And so did we.

1299
01:01:33,930 --> 01:01:34,894
Well, where's... We have two notes.

1300
01:01:34,928 --> 01:01:38,698
One that was written here and
one that was left on the door.

1301
01:01:39,332 --> 01:01:42,168
If you didn't, and if
the other Hugh didn't,

1302
01:01:42,635 --> 01:01:44,971
then who has been
leaving the notes?

1303
01:01:45,839 --> 01:01:49,142
"Quantum decoherence ensures
that the different outcomes...

1304
01:01:49,175 --> 01:01:51,478
have no interaction
with one another."

1305
01:01:51,511 --> 01:01:54,800
So, that one note has been
written at least four times.

1306
01:01:54,114 --> 01:01:57,817
Well, how many Hugh and Amirs
are walking around out there?

1307
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:01,521
Okay, before we do anything,

1308
01:02:01,554 --> 01:02:04,557
we have to figure out how
to mark our own house.

1309
01:02:04,591 --> 01:02:07,600
Just stay inside. No, no.
She's right.

1310
01:02:07,127 --> 01:02:09,195
Staying inside isn't realistic.

1311
01:02:09,662 --> 01:02:12,632
We need some kind of marker.
We got to mark this house.

1312
01:02:12,665 --> 01:02:14,334
If every house is the same...

1313
01:02:14,367 --> 01:02:16,503
If we put a marker in
front of the house,

1314
01:02:16,503 --> 01:02:18,538
there could be an infinite
number of houses with that mark.

1315
01:02:18,571 --> 01:02:20,373
So, we have to do something random.

1316
01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:21,841
Something that can't be repeated.
Something unique.

1317
01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:24,210
Dice. Do we have dice?
We have dice?

1318
01:02:24,244 --> 01:02:26,246
- Um, Yahtzee.
- Yeah, Yahtzee.

1319
01:02:28,214 --> 01:02:32,185
If we each roll a number for each
of us, that's what? That's...

1320
01:02:32,318 --> 01:02:35,255
Six times six times six times six
times... That's hugely random.

1321
01:02:35,288 --> 01:02:39,590
- The probability of that repeating is... tiny.
- And then what? We...

1322
01:02:39,590 --> 01:02:41,528
But so we have to have
something visual.

1323
01:02:41,561 --> 01:02:43,697
I mean, should we write
it down, put it in...

1324
01:02:43,730 --> 01:02:45,432
put it outside? Put it in an envelope?

1325
01:02:45,465 --> 01:02:47,670
We still won't know.
No, no, no, no.

1326
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:48,735
We need something to mark it.

1327
01:02:48,735 --> 01:02:50,437
Yeah. We put it in a box.

1328
01:02:51,938 --> 01:02:53,973
- That's, that's...
- That's exactly what they've done.

1329
01:02:53,973 --> 01:02:56,609
- They were ahead of us.
- They were making a marker for their house.

1330
01:02:56,643 --> 01:02:59,120
They made a unique mark.
Only we took it.

1331
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:00,947
If it seems like a good idea to us,

1332
01:03:00,980 --> 01:03:02,449
it would seem like a
good idea to them.

1333
01:03:02,482 --> 01:03:05,418
- Do you have a box?
- Yeah. Yeah, let me look.

1334
01:03:05,719 --> 01:03:07,253
So, we need photos.

1335
01:03:07,554 --> 01:03:10,223
This is so crazy.
It's par for the night.

1336
01:03:10,457 --> 01:03:12,759
- There are a lot of pictures here.
- You can't use that picture.

1337
01:03:12,792 --> 01:03:14,227
That's ridiculous.

1338
01:03:14,761 --> 01:03:17,997
- I'm the attorney for Grizzly Adams.
- Yeah, I know. This is...

1339
01:03:18,310 --> 01:03:19,699
I'm never hiring you.

1340
01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:21,701
How does this work as a box?

1341
01:03:22,836 --> 01:03:24,504
I didn't even know we had it.

1342
01:03:24,504 --> 01:03:27,700
It was just under a pile
of crap in the back.

1343
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,775
If you can...
That'll work.

1344
01:03:28,842 --> 01:03:31,110
So, tha... Tha... That's your box?

1345
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,980
- It was here all the time.
- Of course it was.

1346
01:03:34,180 --> 01:03:37,117
I'm not too happy about
cutting these pictures.

1347
01:03:37,684 --> 01:03:40,186
And we only have pictures of
you and I together, babe.

1348
01:03:40,186 --> 01:03:43,156
I actually... I actually
have a photo of Kevin.

1349
01:03:43,757 --> 01:03:45,692
- I know that's strange. Um...
- What?

1350
01:03:45,692 --> 01:03:47,293
No, I have my, um...

1351
01:03:48,695 --> 01:03:52,980
My checking account number is written on
the back of this old photo that I have,

1352
01:03:52,132 --> 01:03:54,367
and it's just been in
my wallet forever.

1353
01:03:54,401 --> 01:03:55,668
It's right here.

1354
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:58,304
What? You know what?
I-I'll just...

1355
01:03:58,672 --> 01:04:01,741
- I'll cut this picture that we have here.
- Just use this one. It's okay.

1356
01:04:01,775 --> 01:04:03,977
Just scratch off the number. Cut.

1357
01:04:05,178 --> 01:04:07,414
Great. I think we got one of
everybody except me, so...

1358
01:04:07,447 --> 01:04:10,817
I'm glad you guys all keep a lot
of pictures of your friend, Amir.

1359
01:04:10,817 --> 01:04:12,686
Well, we'll take one of you.

1360
01:04:14,654 --> 01:04:15,922
Smile, dickhead.

1361
01:04:18,825 --> 01:04:19,826
Let me see.

1362
01:04:20,493 --> 01:04:21,995
It's not exactly the same.

1363
01:04:21,995 --> 01:04:24,831
It's not the same as the
one from the other box.

1364
01:04:24,864 --> 01:04:28,435
They took a picture of me in the other
house, but it's not exactly the same.

1365
01:04:28,468 --> 01:04:31,738
This is what we're talking about.
That's a moment where it can be...

1366
01:04:31,738 --> 01:04:33,239
a different...
a divergent moment.

1367
01:04:33,273 --> 01:04:35,575
That's what we're gonna do
right now with these dice.

1368
01:04:35,608 --> 01:04:37,444
Wait. Since we're the blue house,

1369
01:04:37,444 --> 01:04:38,945
shouldn't we use a blue pen?

1370
01:04:38,978 --> 01:04:40,780
- Just to make it even more...
- That makes sense.

1371
01:04:40,814 --> 01:04:42,749
Yeah?
The odds go up by three.

1372
01:04:42,949 --> 01:04:44,884
So, does everyone have a die?

1373
01:04:45,251 --> 01:04:46,853
- What's yours?
- Beth?

1374
01:04:46,853 --> 01:04:47,854
All right.

1375
01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:50,230
Six.

1376
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:53,930
Hugh?
Three.

1377
01:04:54,361 --> 01:04:55,362
Mike?
Four.

1378
01:04:56,629 --> 01:04:57,597
Six.

1379
01:04:58,565 --> 01:04:59,566
Two.

1380
01:05:01,668 --> 01:05:03,903
You guys know what a quick code is?
You know when you...

1381
01:05:03,937 --> 01:05:05,972
are going online, going
into your bank account,

1382
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,800
and when you go to your
password, it'll give you...

1383
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:09,609
a picture to choose?

1384
01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:13,880
That's your quick code. That's called an
MFA. It's a multi-factor authenticator.

1385
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:16,383
We do 'em. We put 'em in
whenever we build our big sites.

1386
01:05:16,416 --> 01:05:18,180
It's an icon, right?

1387
01:05:18,151 --> 01:05:20,754
- Sort of a random...
- A random object.

1388
01:05:21,287 --> 01:05:23,560
Yeah. So, what if
each of these...

1389
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:26,559
has a random object in it to sort
of serve as that quick code, right?

1390
01:05:26,593 --> 01:05:28,828
Right. Right. So, we pick
something to put in there.

1391
01:05:28,828 --> 01:05:32,365
You could put anything in there, right?
A candle or a book or, um...

1392
01:05:32,399 --> 01:05:35,680
- The oven mitt.
- Or a ping-pong paddle.

1393
01:05:35,101 --> 01:05:37,504
Or a ping-pong paddle.
Exactly. Yeah.

1394
01:05:37,837 --> 01:05:38,805
Exactly.

1395
01:05:41,374 --> 01:05:44,210
- Well, how's this? And this is random, right?
- A coaster?

1396
01:05:44,210 --> 01:05:46,246
Is anything really random tonight?

1397
01:05:46,279 --> 01:05:47,947
If you have to leave,

1398
01:05:47,981 --> 01:05:49,449
when you check the box, open it up,

1399
01:05:49,449 --> 01:05:51,418
you see that, you know
you're off to a good start.

1400
01:05:51,451 --> 01:05:52,552
I feel better.

1401
01:05:53,219 --> 01:05:54,788
Okay.
So we've got the box.

1402
01:05:54,821 --> 01:05:57,223
Yeah, and it only took all
night to figure it out.

1403
01:05:57,257 --> 01:05:58,825
We've marked the house.
If we stay together,

1404
01:05:58,825 --> 01:06:03,630
keep our heads up, and nobody
wanders off, we can get through this.

1405
01:06:03,129 --> 01:06:04,731
- Thanks, coach.
- Yeah.

1406
01:06:04,731 --> 01:06:07,734
- You want something?
- Yeah, water. Water would be great.

1407
01:06:07,767 --> 01:06:09,436
I'm gonna get a drink.

1408
01:06:09,903 --> 01:06:13,673
I wonder how different those
numbers are from the first box?

1409
01:06:13,940 --> 01:06:14,974
Let me check.

1410
01:06:15,842 --> 01:06:17,510
Where's my calculator?

1411
01:06:18,111 --> 01:06:20,714
Let's see.
So, if there's eight of us...

1412
01:06:23,183 --> 01:06:24,851
and it's six times six...

1413
01:06:27,253 --> 01:06:28,254
times six.

1414
01:06:29,589 --> 01:06:32,692
Three different colored
glowsticks times three...

1415
01:06:35,195 --> 01:06:37,330
is 5,038,848 possible variables.

1416
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,669
So, that's the variable.

1417
01:06:50,844 --> 01:06:51,878
Are you okay?

1418
01:07:02,489 --> 01:07:04,524
Everything okay with the numbers?

1419
01:07:04,557 --> 01:07:05,558
Yeah.

1420
01:07:06,493 --> 01:07:10,897
D-Do you remember what number was
written on the back of your picture?

1421
01:07:11,131 --> 01:07:12,265
- Five.
- Yeah?

1422
01:07:13,366 --> 01:07:17,504
I found a good spot out front, just as long
as another Hugh and Amir don't come by.

1423
01:07:17,504 --> 01:07:20,400
Kevin, do you remember what number
was written on the back of your picture?

1424
01:07:20,730 --> 01:07:21,107
- Six.
- Yeah?

1425
01:07:23,743 --> 01:07:24,944
- Beth?
- Three.

1426
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:28,748
Hugh, do you remember?

1427
01:07:28,782 --> 01:07:30,583
- I was a three.
- You sure?

1428
01:07:30,950 --> 01:07:33,353
Yeah. What's going
on in the kitchen?

1429
01:07:34,888 --> 01:07:36,623
- Pound cake.
- Pound cake.

1430
01:07:37,123 --> 01:07:39,526
The girls are breaking
out dessert...

1431
01:07:39,826 --> 01:07:41,895
before the other house eats it.

1432
01:07:46,433 --> 01:07:49,350
Hey, Mike, I need to
show you something.

1433
01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,700
The numbers that I remember...

1434
01:07:54,574 --> 01:07:58,110
from the box that was brought
here from the other house...

1435
01:07:58,110 --> 01:07:59,479
are these numbers.

1436
01:08:02,415 --> 01:08:05,285
But these are the numbers
that I found here...

1437
01:08:05,752 --> 01:08:07,200
in this notepad.

1438
01:08:08,822 --> 01:08:12,359
And I just asked everyone if
they can remember their number.

1439
01:08:12,392 --> 01:08:15,261
Beth and Lee are from
this house originally,

1440
01:08:15,595 --> 01:08:17,530
because they have never left.

1441
01:08:19,165 --> 01:08:22,235
But the rest of us...
We are not from this house.

1442
01:08:23,636 --> 01:08:24,904
We are visitors.

1443
01:08:26,139 --> 01:08:28,942
Which means that this
Lee is not your wife.

1444
01:08:30,643 --> 01:08:31,911
Are you with me?

1445
01:08:37,217 --> 01:08:38,752
Well, there's more.

1446
01:08:40,153 --> 01:08:41,855
Because Hugh and Amir...

1447
01:08:43,490 --> 01:08:45,191
are from a third house.

1448
01:08:45,825 --> 01:08:48,728
He just showed me his phone.
It's not cracked.

1449
01:08:51,331 --> 01:08:54,267
Remember that dark area
that we walked through?

1450
01:08:54,367 --> 01:08:56,736
I have a feeling that whoever
walks through that...

1451
01:08:56,770 --> 01:09:00,140
is like they end up in the
middle of a roulette wheel,

1452
01:09:00,407 --> 01:09:03,309
and they will just end
up somewhere by chance.

1453
01:09:03,643 --> 01:09:05,645
And whoever walks through there...

1454
01:09:05,679 --> 01:09:08,748
will not return to the
house that they just left.

1455
01:09:11,510 --> 01:09:15,455
And I think that we need to find our way
back to our house before the comet passes...

1456
01:09:15,455 --> 01:09:17,791
because we... once it...
once it passes,

1457
01:09:17,791 --> 01:09:19,926
we might just be stuck
exact... here.

1458
01:09:19,926 --> 01:09:21,227
Wherever we are.

1459
01:09:23,196 --> 01:09:25,198
I don't want to be stuck here.

1460
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,668
If your theory is true...

1461
01:09:29,269 --> 01:09:31,400
If we walk through the dark space,

1462
01:09:31,370 --> 01:09:32,472
and it is a roulette wheel,

1463
01:09:32,505 --> 01:09:34,607
there's no way we can be sure...

1464
01:09:34,641 --> 01:09:37,510
that we would go back
to our original house.

1465
01:09:39,579 --> 01:09:41,314
I think we just stay here.

1466
01:09:42,282 --> 01:09:43,950
I think we're stuck here.

1467
01:09:45,452 --> 01:09:47,921
I put it out near the gate.
Should be all right.

1468
01:09:47,954 --> 01:09:50,490
If we all stay here,
we should be okay.

1469
01:09:51,324 --> 01:09:52,459
Don't open it.

1470
01:09:53,259 --> 01:09:54,260
Who is that?

1471
01:09:56,930 --> 01:09:57,931
Oh.

1472
01:09:58,598 --> 01:10:00,200
- What is it?
- Mike.

1473
01:10:01,267 --> 01:10:02,969
Oh, **** me.
Oh, jeez.

1474
01:10:04,604 --> 01:10:06,339
"Mike, my friend, What is it?

1475
01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:08,775
Beth plus book equals Trinidad Club.

1476
01:10:09,709 --> 01:10:11,745
Don't let it happen,
whatever it takes, buddy."

1477
01:10:11,778 --> 01:10:12,812
What is this?

1478
01:10:14,470 --> 01:10:16,182
It's just this note.
It's... Mike had this...

1479
01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:19,352
He had this crazy idea that maybe
if he left this note out there,

1480
01:10:19,386 --> 01:10:20,787
it could stop them
getting the book.

1481
01:10:20,820 --> 01:10:22,489
It's nothing.
It was a stupid idea.

1482
01:10:22,522 --> 01:10:24,691
But our Mike didn't deliver it.
What is this?

1483
01:10:24,724 --> 01:10:26,626
Just some crazy other Mike
running around. It's nothing.

1484
01:10:26,659 --> 01:10:28,895
- You know what it is? What is this?
- We talked about it.

1485
01:10:28,895 --> 01:10:30,597
What is it?
Really, it's nothing.

1486
01:10:30,597 --> 01:10:32,766
- Just let it go, and...
- Then why can't you tell us?

1487
01:10:32,766 --> 01:10:33,767
Beth?

1488
01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:41,274
Mike, what is this?
Oh, shit.

1489
01:10:42,750 --> 01:10:43,760
It's...

1490
01:10:44,944 --> 01:10:45,945
Nothing.

1491
01:10:46,546 --> 01:10:48,481
If it's nothing,
then why does my wife...

1492
01:10:48,515 --> 01:10:50,183
have a ****ing nosebleed?

1493
01:10:50,316 --> 01:10:52,652
- Oh.
- Oh, honey. Oh, God. Oh, God.

1494
01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:55,288
- Beth, what the hell is this?
- I told you.

1495
01:10:55,321 --> 01:10:57,490
- I told you this was the worst.
- What is the idea?

1496
01:10:57,524 --> 01:10:59,325
12 years ago.
Mike and Beth.

1497
01:10:59,793 --> 01:11:01,661
- You've gotta be kidding me.
- He was gonna blackmail himself...

1498
01:11:01,695 --> 01:11:04,764
- What is this?
- so they would not get the book.

1499
01:11:05,799 --> 01:11:07,867
This is bad.
This is really bad.

1500
01:11:07,934 --> 01:11:11,404
- Wait. You never told Hugh?
- It was on my to-do list.

1501
01:11:11,771 --> 01:11:14,740
We have to just get
through the night, okay?

1502
01:11:14,740 --> 01:11:17,243
Let's just try. He told you.
He said he told you about it.

1503
01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:18,745
Why didn't you tell me?

1504
01:11:18,778 --> 01:11:22,549
- Because you didn't say anything about it.
- Who else knew about this?

1505
01:11:22,582 --> 01:11:24,250
Who else knew about this?

1506
01:11:24,584 --> 01:11:27,530
- Lee, did you know about this?
- Yes.

1507
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:30,900
- Kevin, did you know?
- He told us. He told you. He...

1508
01:11:30,123 --> 01:11:32,659
- Everybody knew about this.
- We thought you knew.

1509
01:11:32,692 --> 01:11:35,280
Everybody knew about this except me?

1510
01:11:35,610 --> 01:11:38,398
Hugh, listen. It's...
It's not what it seems. It's...

1511
01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:43,937
- We don't even belong here.
- You are ****ing too much, man.

1512
01:11:43,970 --> 01:11:46,973
- You are ****ing too much.
- Listen. We're visitors here.

1513
01:11:46,973 --> 01:11:48,908
- This isn't our house.
- What are you talking about?

1514
01:11:48,908 --> 01:11:50,510
This is Lee and Beth's house.

1515
01:11:50,510 --> 01:11:53,780
You sleep with my wife, and
this is what you're telling me?

1516
01:11:53,813 --> 01:11:55,248
Check your phone.
Is your phone broken?

1517
01:11:55,281 --> 01:11:57,384
What the **** does that
have to do with anything?

1518
01:11:57,417 --> 01:12:00,620
- Is your phone broken?
- What the **** does that have to do with anything?

1519
01:12:00,653 --> 01:12:02,322
- Just do it.
- Show us.

1520
01:12:03,590 --> 01:12:05,191
No. My phone is not broken.

1521
01:12:05,225 --> 01:12:07,927
Now what does that have to do
with you sleeping with my wife?

1522
01:12:07,961 --> 01:12:10,764
From the beginning of the
evening, your phone was broken.

1523
01:12:10,797 --> 01:12:13,330
- No. Em's phone is broken.
- So is yours.

1524
01:12:13,660 --> 01:12:15,802
Your... The box. The
first box that we got,

1525
01:12:15,835 --> 01:12:17,704
we had, like, a random item.

1526
01:12:17,737 --> 01:12:19,305
W-What w-was your random item?

1527
01:12:19,339 --> 01:12:21,374
What the **** does this
have to do with anything?

1528
01:12:21,374 --> 01:12:22,375
Answer him.

1529
01:12:23,576 --> 01:12:25,378
- The stapler.
- No, no, no.

1530
01:12:26,946 --> 01:12:28,648
- What?
- We had an oven mitt.

1531
01:12:28,648 --> 01:12:30,750
And ours was a ping-pong paddle.

1532
01:12:30,784 --> 01:12:32,552
- What?
- Mine was a napkin.

1533
01:12:33,119 --> 01:12:35,355
What the **** are you talking about?

1534
01:12:35,388 --> 01:12:39,359
Hugh, that is not my Lee. That is not
your Beth, and I am not your Mike.

1535
01:12:39,392 --> 01:12:41,261
You... You aren't mad at me.

1536
01:12:41,327 --> 01:12:44,130
W-We're in a different...
a different reality here.

1537
01:12:44,164 --> 01:12:47,267
Yeah, we're in a different reality
because the reality where I am from,

1538
01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:49,836
my best friend didn't
sleep with my wife.

1539
01:12:49,869 --> 01:12:52,739
Hugh, do you not understand
what I'm saying?

1540
01:12:52,772 --> 01:12:57,377
This all started tonight, and if there
are a million different realities,

1541
01:12:57,744 --> 01:13:00,447
I have slept with your wife
in every one of them.

1542
01:13:00,447 --> 01:13:02,382
- You ****ing...
- No, no, no.

1543
01:13:03,717 --> 01:13:04,718
Hugh! Hugh!

1544
01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:08,655
Come on!

1545
01:13:09,956 --> 01:13:11,991
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Settle down.

1546
01:13:12,250 --> 01:13:14,961
I'm gonna get some ice.
I'm gonna get some ice.

1547
01:13:16,463 --> 01:13:17,497
Are you okay?

1548
01:13:19,766 --> 01:13:20,767
Sit down.

1549
01:13:23,536 --> 01:13:24,738
You okay, baby?

1550
01:13:25,271 --> 01:13:27,540
- Here, let me give you a little of this.
- Yeah, yeah.

1551
01:13:27,574 --> 01:13:31,678
Okay, I'm going to put something on it.
I'll put something on it.

1552
01:13:32,779 --> 01:13:36,883
You know, I've made some... some
choices, that I'm stuck with. Um...

1553
01:13:36,883 --> 01:13:38,840
I'm stuck here.

1554
01:13:42,722 --> 01:13:44,657
I'm like the dead cat, right?

1555
01:13:45,925 --> 01:13:47,494
This whole night we've
been worrying...

1556
01:13:47,527 --> 01:13:50,764
there's some dark version
of us out there somewhere.

1557
01:13:52,932 --> 01:13:55,100
What if we're the dark version?

1558
01:13:56,636 --> 01:13:57,637
What's that?

1559
01:13:58,705 --> 01:14:00,373
- All right.
- Goddamn it!

1560
01:14:00,774 --> 01:14:02,442
Why didn't you tell me?

1561
01:14:08,548 --> 01:14:10,483
There's someone in the house.

1562
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:12,752
Get the hell outta here!

1563
01:14:13,186 --> 01:14:16,389
- Oh. No, no, no, no, no.
- Jesus. What's going on?

1564
01:14:16,690 --> 01:14:18,291
- Is he all right?
- Are you okay?

1565
01:14:18,291 --> 01:14:20,760
- Who the **** was that?
- Mike? Mike?

1566
01:14:21,610 --> 01:14:22,996
Does anybody know what to do?

1567
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:25,732
- Mike?
- Is he breathing?

1568
01:14:26,166 --> 01:14:28,468
- Jesus Christ!
- Laurie, it's okay.

1569
01:14:31,104 --> 01:14:33,273
- Calm down.
- Laurie, Laurie, stop.

1570
01:14:33,306 --> 01:14:34,407
Laurie, Jesus.

1571
01:14:36,710 --> 01:14:39,112
- Shh.
- Kevin, shut her the **** up.

1572
01:14:39,646 --> 01:14:41,810
It's okay, Laurie.

1573
01:14:41,281 --> 01:14:43,583
Just breathe. You're all right.
You're all right.

1574
01:14:43,616 --> 01:14:44,617
Em. Em.

1575
01:14:46,986 --> 01:14:48,655
Em, where are you going?

1576
01:14:51,424 --> 01:14:53,426
Just calm down.
It's all right.

1577
01:14:55,261 --> 01:14:58,331
- Get off me!
- Get a rag. Get a towel. Anything.

1578
01:14:58,932 --> 01:15:00,734
- Here, here, here, here.
- Get it off!

1579
01:15:00,734 --> 01:15:03,770
- Get it off! I can't ****ing stand blood.
- Okay. It's off.

1580
01:15:03,803 --> 01:15:06,390
It'll be all right.
Just calm down.

1581
01:15:57,724 --> 01:16:00,126
Get the **** away.
Get the **** away.

1582
01:16:01,610 --> 01:16:03,730
You're scaring the shit
out of everybody.

1583
01:16:04,597 --> 01:16:07,200
Who are you? Who are
you ****ing people?

1584
01:16:28,188 --> 01:16:30,156
And you said... All
you guys are crazy.

1585
01:16:30,190 --> 01:16:32,192
You were always ****ing crazy.

1586
01:16:34,227 --> 01:16:35,428
She's bad news.

1587
01:16:35,795 --> 01:16:38,598
It's been years we
haven't seen each other.

1588
01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:16,703
You know, Vietnamese is
a pitch-based language.

1589
01:17:16,803 --> 01:17:17,804
D.H.R. Yeah.

1590
01:17:22,709 --> 01:17:25,111
It really is a pitch-based language.

1591
01:17:28,214 --> 01:17:29,215
- Hi.
- Hi.

1592
01:17:31,251 --> 01:17:32,252
Cheers.

1593
01:18:06,219 --> 01:18:08,880
And I don't think
I'm working a lot.

1594
01:18:08,121 --> 01:18:11,558
I have to work a lot, but
it's gonna be a nice balance.

1595
01:18:13,193 --> 01:18:17,230
What are you gonna do while he's working?
What are you gonna do?

1596
01:18:17,263 --> 01:18:19,320
I don't know.
Just hang out.

1597
01:18:19,650 --> 01:18:20,533
- Investigate?
- Yeah, investigate.

1598
01:18:20,567 --> 01:18:22,869
Fundraise. Get those
Vietnamese to invest in...

1599
01:18:22,869 --> 01:18:26,473
- Fundraise in San Francisco.
- Invest in the Vietnamese.

1600
01:18:26,973 --> 01:18:29,943
- It's supposed to be gorgeous, though.
- This time of year.

1601
01:18:29,976 --> 01:18:32,278
My cousin lived over there
for about a year...

1602
01:18:32,312 --> 01:18:33,813
and said it was just spectacular.

1603
01:18:33,847 --> 01:18:37,484
- Have you been there before?
- No. Not Vietnam. Cambodia.

1604
01:18:38,251 --> 01:18:39,753
Cambodia was awesome.

1605
01:18:39,786 --> 01:18:41,621
Did you see Angkor Wat
when you were in Cambodia?

1606
01:18:41,654 --> 01:18:43,256
- Yeah.
- Good times.

1607
01:18:46,493 --> 01:18:47,494
Great.

1608
01:18:49,896 --> 01:18:50,930
Picture this.

1609
01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:54,200
- Whoa. What the hell was that?
- What was that?

1610
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,770
- It was like a car window, or something.
- It sounded like glass.

1611
01:18:56,770 --> 01:18:58,605
It sounded like a windshield.

1612
01:18:58,605 --> 01:19:00,173
That's mine.
That's mine.

1613
01:19:00,173 --> 01:19:02,375
Should we get the, the
glowsticks to take outside?

1614
01:19:02,409 --> 01:19:03,877
We're not going to a rave.

1615
01:19:03,910 --> 01:19:06,312
You want to go to a rave, party man?

1616
01:19:06,746 --> 01:19:08,348
I don't see anybody.

1617
01:19:08,982 --> 01:19:09,983
You okay?

1618
01:19:10,917 --> 01:19:14,320
- Whose is that right there?
- Oh, for ****'s sake. Seriously?

1619
01:19:14,354 --> 01:19:16,220
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, baby.

1620
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:21,270
- I just got this. I just got this.
- I'm sorry.

1621
01:19:21,327 --> 01:19:23,263
There's no structural damage.

1622
01:19:23,997 --> 01:19:26,666
- Did they take anything?
- They didn't take my ****ing...

1623
01:19:26,666 --> 01:19:28,835
- They didn't take my stereo.
- Come on.

1624
01:19:28,835 --> 01:19:31,438
Why don't we check
the rest of our cars,

1625
01:19:32,105 --> 01:19:33,540
and see what's going on.

1626
01:19:33,573 --> 01:19:35,175
- Yeah.
- Honey, where's our car?

1627
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,770
- In the driveway.
- All right.

1628
01:19:37,110 --> 01:19:39,846
- Em, you good?
- Yeah. I'm right up here.

1629
01:20:24,424 --> 01:20:25,425
- Hey.
- Hey.

1630
01:20:26,793 --> 01:20:29,396
What are you doing?
We... Guys, she's in here.

1631
01:20:29,396 --> 01:20:30,930
We were looking for you.

1632
01:20:30,930 --> 01:20:33,400
- Oh, I was just, um, by my car.
- Oh.

1633
01:20:34,567 --> 01:20:37,237
- You okay, babe?
- Yeah, I just... Yeah.

1634
01:20:38,705 --> 01:20:40,774
- You got away from us.
- I did.

1635
01:20:41,207 --> 01:20:44,440
I guess worse things could
happen at a dinner party.

1636
01:20:44,770 --> 01:20:46,460
I went and got the...
the ring.

1637
01:20:46,790 --> 01:20:48,815
No, I could stay here.
That's a good idea.

1638
01:20:49,582 --> 01:20:51,584
What were you doing out there?

1639
01:20:51,885 --> 01:20:54,154
Em. What were you doing out there?

1640
01:20:55,889 --> 01:20:59,250
Um, the view is really beautiful
of the comet out there.

1641
01:20:59,250 --> 01:21:00,960
- Oh.
- You came in that door?

1642
01:21:01,661 --> 01:21:04,130
- Yeah.
- What's wrong with that door?

1643
01:21:04,297 --> 01:21:07,100
That's the door to nowhere.
Don't you know?

1644
01:21:07,367 --> 01:21:09,636
Okay. Let's go take a look.
Let's check it out.

1645
01:21:09,669 --> 01:21:12,672
Everybody's sick of hearing
about the feng shui.

1646
01:21:13,773 --> 01:21:16,376
- God, it's freezing outside.
- Come on.

1647
01:21:16,843 --> 01:21:19,112
You mentioned it.
Let's look at it.

1648
01:21:19,512 --> 01:21:21,448
How come we never use this patio?

1649
01:21:21,481 --> 01:21:23,216
Well, we never have comets.

1650
01:21:23,249 --> 01:21:24,250
Oh, my God.

1651
01:21:26,419 --> 01:21:27,854
W-What's it doing?

1652
01:21:28,221 --> 01:21:29,589
It's breaking up.

1653
01:21:30,256 --> 01:21:31,925
- Is that what they do?
- Yeah, I guess so.

1654
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:35,228
So, Em, is Katherine Meriss gonna understudy
your life while you're gone for a month?

1655
01:21:35,261 --> 01:21:36,763
Oh, no one can.
Ooh.

1656
01:21:38,832 --> 01:21:40,700
- I like that.
- Oh, come on.

1657
01:21:45,380 --> 01:21:47,440
I wish we could roast
marshmallows on that meteor.

1658
01:21:47,474 --> 01:21:48,508
A long stick.

1659
01:22:39,159 --> 01:22:40,160
Yeah?

1660
01:22:40,994 --> 01:22:42,662
- Em? You okay?
- Yeah?

1661
01:22:42,929 --> 01:22:45,565
Yeah, I'm fine.
The toilet just got backed up.

1662
01:22:45,598 --> 01:22:48,401
You can't use that one. You
gotta use the main one, okay?

1663
01:22:48,435 --> 01:22:50,103
Okay.
I'll be right out.

1664
01:23:35,181 --> 01:23:36,850
- Oh, my God.
- Em. Em.

1665
01:24:28,902 --> 01:24:30,103
Hey. You're up.

1666
01:24:31,571 --> 01:24:35,608
I'll make some breakfast. It'll
be ready in, like, five minutes.

1667
01:24:56,296 --> 01:24:58,310
Oh, hi.
You feeling better?

1668
01:24:58,398 --> 01:24:59,532
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1669
01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:02,836
I'm gonna get dressed.
I'll be back.

1670
01:25:37,103 --> 01:25:38,104
Morning.

1671
01:25:39,472 --> 01:25:40,674
You okay, babe?

1672
01:25:41,841 --> 01:25:42,876
Are you okay?

1673
01:25:44,611 --> 01:25:46,880
You totally passed out last night.

1674
01:25:49,115 --> 01:25:51,851
You were mumbling.
I put you on the couch.

1675
01:25:52,852 --> 01:25:54,654
Found that in the bathroom.

1676
01:26:02,662 --> 01:26:04,864
That's weird.
It's you calling me.

1677
01:26:07,834 --> 01:26:08,835
Hello?

