1 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,979 [Broadcaster] The Red Sox are taking on the Yankees at fen way park. 2 00:00:13,130 --> 00:00:14,800 [Passenger] Five stars. 3 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,160 - [Broadcast continues] - [Car door closes] 4 00:00:16,649 --> 00:00:18,151 [Vehicle departing] 5 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,530 [Passenger whistling] 6 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:22,655 [Footsteps approaching] 7 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:26,860 [Door opens] 8 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,433 - [Door closes] - [Lock clicks] 9 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:41,574 [Passenger humming] 10 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,760 [Imitates popping] 11 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:49,416 [Passenger clears throat] 12 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:52,218 [Passenger] Hmm. 13 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:58,580 [Passenger whistling] 14 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:13,940 [Whistling stops] 15 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:35,762 [Officer] Boston police. 16 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,665 Hi, this is I. M. Fletcher calling from 5 union park. 17 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,868 - [Officer] Yeah, and? - There's a murdered woman downstairs. 18 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,970 - There's a what woman? - Murdered. 19 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:46,940 [Officer] Well, uh, this is just a general precinct line. 20 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:52,112 can you just tell homicide? It's 5 union park. 21 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,214 They like murders. They'll be interested. 22 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,352 [Police radio chatter] 23 00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:05,725 Uh, whoops. 24 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,610 [Door opens, closes] 25 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,697 - You Fletcher? - Yes. 26 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,699 I'm sergeant inspector Monroe. 27 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,101 Inspector? Like in Scotland yard? 28 00:02:15,201 --> 00:02:17,437 - This is griz. - Hello, Mr. Fletcher. 29 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,372 Please, my mother calls me Mr. Fletcher. 30 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:21,741 - You can call me fletch. - Did you have a piece of fruit? 31 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:23,977 I had a pear. How did you know? 32 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,246 There's obviously a piece missing. 33 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,810 Griz, check the front door. 34 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,215 Okay. 35 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:32,118 - What's your full name? - I. M. Fletcher. 36 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:34,870 Hmm. I am Monroe. 37 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,456 Full name, please. 38 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:40,827 Innin Maurice Fletcher. 39 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:50,737 They caught me in the middle of a yawn. 40 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:52,839 They wouldn't let me retake it. Can you imagine that? 41 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:54,974 What'd you hit her with? 42 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:56,543 I didn't hit her with anything. 43 00:02:56,609 --> 00:02:58,780 This your place? 44 00:02:58,144 --> 00:02:59,913 Well, I'm renting it for a couple of weeks. 45 00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:02,248 - It's owned by a guy named Owen tasserly. - [Yawns] 46 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,818 Rather opulent for just one person. 47 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:08,588 Well, before you get the idea that I'm some rich ***hole, I'm not. 48 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:11,324 My girlfriend has the money. She arranged this. 49 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:13,126 - Where is she? - Rome. 50 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,928 Where I just flew back in from. 51 00:03:14,994 --> 00:03:16,329 Um, I checked the front entrance. 52 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:18,798 There's a key deadlock and there's a sliding bolt 53 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,267 and no footprints and no forced entry. 54 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,269 Nice job, griz. Take five. 55 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:24,604 What's your girlfriend's name? 56 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,573 Andy. Angela. 57 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,642 Andy Angela. Write that down, griz. 58 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,145 - It's Angela de grassi. - You kill her too? 59 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,781 May I remind you that I reported this murder 60 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,649 and waited for you all to arrive? 61 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,184 - You been drinking long? - Oh, geez, 62 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:39,886 I had my first beer when I was 12. 63 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,222 Mmm. 64 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:44,824 Here you go, griz. 65 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,393 I'm not your waitress. 66 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:49,496 No, I understand that, but I thought maybe you'd like my fingerprints. 67 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:52,465 - See? Cooperating. - Mmm. 68 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:55,680 [Griz] Hey, um, guy... Sorry, I don't know your name. Evidence? 69 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,569 [Yawns] 70 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:58,705 Do you need a blanket? 71 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:00,240 You know what, griz? 72 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,208 Why don't you ask Mr. Fletcher some questions. 73 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:04,711 You're gonna have the trainee interrogate me? 74 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:06,246 Go ahead, griz. 75 00:04:07,130 --> 00:04:08,181 Go ahead, griz. 76 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:10,850 Okay. Um... 77 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,190 Um... [clears throat] ...Mr. Fletcher, 78 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,826 did you know the victim, Laurel goodwin? 79 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:22,529 Mm-mmm. We never offer up the victim's name. 80 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,998 Shh. It's griz's turn. 81 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:27,400 Never met her. At least not while she was alive. 82 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,169 - What flight were you on? - [Fletch] Alitalia. 83 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,237 I landed at 8:46 pm. 84 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:33,506 But you didn't call the police until 11:09. 85 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:36,543 Well, I stopped and had dinner at the Warren tavern on the way in. 86 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:39,179 Can you produce proof of that? A receipt, perhaps? 87 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:40,847 - I paid cash. - [Sighs] 88 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,982 - [Griz] What do you do for a living? - I'm a freelance journalist. 89 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:45,852 I've spent the last two years traveling Europe writing about art. 90 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:48,188 Quite the art collection Mr. Tasserly has. 91 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:49,255 Yeah. 92 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:51,191 Paul klee out there, degas horse. 93 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:53,126 I saw a warhol over there by the fish tank. 94 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,594 See, this is my theory. 95 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:57,897 I think the victim interrupted an art theft. 96 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,934 The thief got spooked, bonked her over the head and then ran. 97 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:02,736 No amateur sleuthing, please. 98 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:06,406 Listen, I used to be a investigative reporter of some repute. 99 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,241 I could be very helpful in this whole matter. 100 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:12,450 I used to play the trumpet in high school. I never offered advice to miles Davis. 101 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,713 Shut up and talk. 102 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,749 That's a very confusing combination of commands. 103 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:19,850 - Mr. Fletcher, why are you in Boston? - I'm researching a book. 104 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:22,550 The definitive biography of Edgar Arthur tharp Jr. 105 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,923 The cowboy painter. 106 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,226 - You've heard of him. - I prefer Remington. 107 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,940 You would. 108 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,430 - Go on, griz. - Okay. Where was I? 109 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:34,334 Sorry, I'm so distracted by Mr. Fletcher's feet. 110 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:37,270 [Scoffs] Come on, griz. Feet want to be free. 111 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,472 I see you two have been brainwashed by the shoe lobby. 112 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:41,875 My go... okay, look, Mr. Fletcher. 113 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:45,645 If you did kill this young woman, a confession would be appreciated. 114 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:48,682 I have a baby at the house. Do you have a baby at your house? 115 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,950 I really could use some sleep. 116 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:54,200 Okay, inspector, you know there's such a thing as paternity leave, right? 117 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,622 [Scoffs] 118 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,491 So you're a journalist, traipsing all over Europe? 119 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:01,194 - You really make a living doing that? - Yeah, I make a decent one. 120 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:07,434 No secondary forms of income from more unsavory lines of work? 121 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,537 Writing for in-flight magazines is about as unsavory as it gets. 122 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:14,374 You got some place you can stay? We're gonna need 24 hours to do a full sweep. 123 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,109 I don't know. Right here's okay. 124 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:20,513 Are you sure there's nothing you're hiding from me, Mr. Fletcher? 125 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:25,518 Come on, inspector. I'm an open book. 126 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,489 ["Nessuno" playing] 127 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,118 - Mr. Fletcher? - Yes. 128 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,154 Thank you for meeting me, miss de grassi. 129 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:10,990 Would you like something, sir? 130 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:12,359 [In English] Uh, are you paying? 131 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,461 A negroni, please. 132 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:15,295 Madame, another one? 133 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:16,563 No, thank you. 134 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,799 [In English] 80, how is the count clementi arbogastes de grassi? 135 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,135 My father is fine. 136 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:26,740 But I don't understand why he hired you to find his stolen paintings. 137 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:29,275 - Who are you? - I'm a freelance journalist. 138 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,770 Uh, your father liked a piece I wrote 139 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,790 about an art theft at the royal museum in Brussels. 140 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,281 My story helped the police crack the case. 141 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,450 Good for you, but you're not a detective. 142 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,186 No, but I was an investigative reporter of some repute. 143 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:42,188 - I don't do much of that anymore. - Why? 144 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:47,494 It's an occupation that's been cheapened by the digital age, like president. 145 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:50,964 Well, I wasn't at my father's villa when the paintings were stolen, 146 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:53,366 so I don't have any new information. 147 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,701 Well, that's okay. I do. 148 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,839 You do? Tell me. 149 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:02,375 There's an art dealer in Boston named Ronald horan. 150 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,844 He's already sold two of your father's renaissance paintings. 151 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,479 The bellini and the perugino. 152 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,648 Are you serious? H-How would he have them? 153 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,283 Well, I have no idea. 154 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,185 He might not even know that they were stolen. 155 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,821 Do you think he has the other paintings? All nine were taken. 156 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,122 He very well might. 157 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:19,559 The Picasso was appraised at 20 million dollars. 158 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,829 Well, that hardly seems worth stealing. Grazia. 159 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,998 Excuse me, I changed my mind. I'll have another. 160 00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:26,533 - [Speaks Italian] - [Speaks Italian] 161 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:30,300 So, what are you going to do now? 162 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,172 Well, I'd thought I'd visit Mr. Horan in Boston 163 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:35,108 and see if he had any ties to Rome or the black market in the art world. 164 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:37,711 How can I help, Mr. Fletcher? 165 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,579 You don't need to be so formal. 166 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,848 What should I call you? 167 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:45,552 All of my friends call me... 168 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:48,321 [Angela, in English] So what do you know about this Ronald horan? 169 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,789 [Fletch] On his Facebook page, 170 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:52,525 I found out he teaches an art history class at Harvard. 171 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:54,361 He's a member of the mayflower yacht club 172 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:58,431 and he's really into edm, electronic dance music. 173 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,501 Had his gallery broken into in 2015. 174 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:05,500 They stole some impressionist paintings, um... 175 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,973 I really haven't found anything incriminating. 176 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,310 Sometimes I wonder i-if my father's new wife, 177 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,712 the countess de grassi, as she loves to call herself, 178 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:15,782 if somehow she's involved. 179 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:20,186 I don't trust her, fletch, and I know she married papa for his money. 180 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,322 Well, Andy, that's pretty cynical. 181 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,358 Well, maybe she married him for love... 182 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:27,160 Of money. 183 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,733 [Angela] How did you end up in Europe? 184 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,368 Was it because of a woman .7 185 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:39,239 [chuckles] Two actually. My ex-wives said they needed space, 186 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,574 so I figured 6,000 miles is about right. 187 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:45,478 [Chuckles] Wow, how is it that you were married twice? 188 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:49,382 I am very easy to fall in love with. 189 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:53,853 [Chuckles] I'm very good at falling in love. Not so good at choosing. 190 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:54,921 How so? 191 00:10:55,210 --> 00:10:57,891 Well, I've fallen in love with married men, 192 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,428 pathological liars, two drug dealers 193 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,497 and a pyromaniac. 194 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:07,670 Well, now, see, I'm only one or two of those things. 195 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:08,868 [Chuckles] 196 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:13,973 [Knocking] 197 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:20,347 We need to speak to madam Angela de grassi. 198 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,915 Has something happened to my father? 199 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,383 I'm afraid so. 200 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,751 He has been kidnapped. 201 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,854 And all we know is that it was three men with guns. 202 00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:31,257 They put your father into a car and drove off. 203 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,426 [In English] They put the priest in the machine? 204 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,929 - Did they hurt him? - We don't think so. 205 00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:38,398 You don't have to speak in English. 206 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,533 My Italian is very good. 207 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:43,737 We've kept it quiet so far. 208 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,405 Was the countess de grassi there? 209 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:48,208 No, she's visiting her brother in Milan. 210 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,943 The kidnappers have already named a ransom. 211 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,511 I'll pay them whatever they want. 212 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,513 They don't want money. 213 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:56,820 They want a painting your father owns. 214 00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,850 A Picasso. 215 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:02,589 That's very Italian. 216 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,758 [Police radio chatter] 217 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,362 [Angela] Fletch, /can't sleep. 218 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,731 - I miss you. - I miss you too. I wish you were here. 219 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,199 [Angela] Do I hear people talking? 220 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,702 [Fletch] Uh, listen, Andy, I need you to contact that site 221 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,971 where you found tasserly's town house. 222 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,106 - Is there something wrong with it? - Well, kinda. 223 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:23,576 Uh, I found a dead woman downstairs. 224 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,280 What? Odd/o santol 225 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,283 who-who-who was she? Who killed her? 226 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,552 [Fletch] Apparently, her name is Laurel goodwin. 227 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,388 I have no idea who killed her, but there is a detective here 228 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,391 who seems very keen on the idea of it being me. 229 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,793 How could he think that? 230 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,127 I'm looking into it. 231 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,463 Please don't get involved, okay? 232 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,499 We have to focus on finding out if horan has the Picasso. 233 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,901 Okay? We have to save my father. 234 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,169 No, we will. We will. 235 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,338 Did you get the line of credit set up at lloyds? 236 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,906 Of course I did. 237 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:57,110 Fletch, the countess is going around Rome telling anyone who will listen 238 00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,580 that my father's left her everything, as if he's already dead. 239 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,449 Andy, why don't you just come here? 240 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:06,419 That way, we can be together while I sort out this horan situation 241 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,488 and all this other stuff. 242 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:12,525 I want to be with you, fletch, but not with my father still missing. 243 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,128 And now this horr/ble thing has happened to you. 244 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:18,298 Yeah, I think the horrible thing happened to Laurel goodwin. [Sighs] 245 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,367 [Siren wailing] 246 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,468 [Shutter clicks] 247 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,839 - [Fletch] Yeah, is this Julio? - [Door closes] 248 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:30,443 Hi, it's Mr. Fletcher. I was calling about the used Van you had listed on only vans. 249 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,946 - Morris. - [Fletch] Oh, that's great, yeah. 250 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:36,316 I will... I'll see you this afternoon. Excellent. Thanks. 251 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,751 - [Monroe snores] - [Engine starts] 252 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,456 You sleep. 253 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,875 You know what? Right here's fine. 254 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,144 What? I can't stop here. 255 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,446 Understood. Maybe you have something up there I can vomit into? 256 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,348 [Tires screeching] 257 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,684 [Horn blares] 258 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,220 - Five stars. - Bye. 259 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,664 [Snoring continues] 260 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,501 Oh, my... 261 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:31,905 Where the **** are we? 262 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,609 Five stars. 263 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,186 [Intercom beeps] 264 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,954 - [Resident] Hello? - Ralph Locke for Mr... 265 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:51,570 [Door buzzing] 266 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,793 [Electronic dance music playing] 267 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,632 - [Music stops] - [Resident clears throat] In here. 268 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,137 Mr. Horan. 269 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,906 Well, wonderful to finally meet you, Mr. Locke. 270 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,410 Please call me Ralph. 271 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,310 Ah, I'm sorry, I don't shake hands. 272 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,778 Uh, since the pandemic? 273 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,313 Since touch screens. 274 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,116 Haven't had a cold in 20 years. Please. 275 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,617 - There you have it. - Mm-hmm. 276 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,352 Some interesting music you were listening to. 277 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:22,922 Yes, it gets the blood pumping and the pulse pounding. 278 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,580 I guess that's why it sounds like a heart monitor. 279 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,994 I apologize, Ralph, I'm a little pressed for time. 280 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:29,729 I teach a summer school class at Harvard. 281 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,164 Oh, please, no worries. 282 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:35,635 [Speaking Italian] 283 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,639 Portrait of a woman with an ermine collar 284 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,642 in this case, Picasso's wife, Olga. 285 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,978 He made several portraits of Olga, 286 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:49,249 but when you emailed me about this one, I didn't really believe it existed. 287 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,119 But it does. And I found the owner. 288 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,587 Is he willing to sell? 289 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,956 Uh, he's willing to entertain an offer. 290 00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:59,759 - What's his name? - Oh, he prefers to remain anonymous, 291 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,327 but he lives in New York City 292 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,931 and I think I can get the Picasso here by Saturday, maybe even Friday. 293 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,433 Well, that is terrific. 294 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,969 There is also the question of credit, Mr. Locke. 295 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,272 Most of the people I deal with I've known for years. 296 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,674 Londs bank of Canary Islands should be able to establish 297 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,376 whatever credit you require. 298 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,646 - It's like I've known you for years. - [Chuckling] 299 00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:24,184 Here is a simple boilerplate contract for my services. 300 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,119 - 'Kay. - Oh, please. 301 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,196 - Okay. - [Stammers, clears throat] 302 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,897 That one goes here. 303 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,568 Of course. 304 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,638 Quite the collection of impressionists you have here. 305 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:49,509 - Mmm. - Pre-, post-, Neo-. 306 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:50,744 All the best prefixes. 307 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:54,140 I was robbed a few years ago, so I don't keep anything of value in the building. 308 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,416 - Those are reproductions. - That's how I introduce my children. 309 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,517 [Chuckles] 310 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,719 - Oh, do you sail? - I do not. 311 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,880 I have an aversion to boat shoes. Well, shoes in general, 312 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,991 but boat shoes in particular. I mean, is it a slipper or is it a shoe? 313 00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:06,693 Come on. Pick a Lane. [Chuckles] 314 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,429 Is this a model of your boat? 315 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,564 Well, yes, I'm embarrassed to admit it is. 316 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,601 - Well, she's beautiful. - Thank you. 317 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,603 - I hope to see you soon, Mr. Horan. - 4ndeed. 318 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,106 [Door opens] 319 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,900 [Door closes] 320 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:27,881 Always fondling my boat. [Huffs] 321 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,852 [Fletch] All right. Well, here we go. 322 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:36,790 - $1200. - [Sighs] All right, cool. 323 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,626 Just be mindful of the bees in the back. You feel me? 324 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,228 That honey's all yours, baby. 325 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,565 [Cell phone ringing] 326 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,370 [Fletch] Hi, Andy. Still miss me? 327 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:55,241 Yes, my love, so much. But you know what I found out? 328 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,440 The countess's brother, he's been to prison. 329 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,714 He's a thief lbet you he stole all the paintings for her. 330 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,350 [Fletch] You know, Andy, I know you don't like the countess very much, 331 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,180 but she was very charming when I met her. 332 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:06,860 Where are you? 333 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:08,154 I'm in a Ford econoline Van 334 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,490 that I'm about to go get painted. 335 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,992 Oh, Andy, horan says he could get the Picasso. 336 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:16,262 [Sighs] Oh, fletch. You must get it. It's my father's only hope. 337 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:19,899 Well, I'm sure the Italian police are working around the clock on this case. 338 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:23,690 - Or at least near a clock. - Do you know where the painting is? 339 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,772 Horan says he doesn't keep any an' at his building, 340 00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:28,475 so I'm gonna stake out his house the next couple of nights. 341 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,977 See if he goes anywhere to get the Picasso. 342 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,113 [Angela] You need to steal that painting back, fletch. 343 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:36,316 A-All of them, if you can. 344 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,618 Maybe you should get a gun, just in case. 345 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,153 You must know a lot of criminals. 346 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,789 - Yeah. Andy, I have to call you back. - What? Fletch! 347 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,669 Whatcha doing? 348 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,390 - Um... - Nothing. [Chuckles] 349 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,440 Where's your permit? 350 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:07,113 [Groans] Geez. Of course. I knew it. Unreal. 351 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,282 I'm gonna get out of here. Unless I'm under arrest, 352 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,751 in which case, I'm listening very carefully to your instructions, 353 00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:13,253 because we all know how that shit goes. 354 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,955 Oh, no, no, no. Look, I may have come across wrong here. 355 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,357 I'm Mike wahlberg. Mikey Mike. 356 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,794 I'm with the city league arts project, the clap. 357 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,228 - The clap? - [Fletch] I know. 358 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,197 Trust me. We're workshopping the name, 359 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:28,468 but our mission is to discover and celebrate some of the young artists 360 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,337 here on the streets of Boston. 361 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,372 But who's gonna see your work here? 362 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,543 - My aunt takes this way to work, so... - Right, here's what I can do for you. 363 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,512 See that Van? You can paint the whole Van. 364 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,182 Then, when I drive it around, people can see your creation. 365 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,249 Sounds sketchy. 366 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,285 Well, look, I understand you might not want to trust 367 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,387 a white guy driving in an unmarked Van 368 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,557 who likes to have conversations with young people, but I tell you what. 369 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,860 I can give you $300 cash. 370 00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:56,229 You're not making this sound any less sketchy, bro. 371 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,310 It's for supplies and labor. 372 00:19:58,980 --> 00:19:59,332 You trust us? 373 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,234 You're artists, right? 374 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,504 If you don't use that Van as your mobile canvas, 375 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:06,239 you're just cheating yourself. 376 00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:10,643 I don't know what all that white man nonsense was, 377 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,780 - but you got a deal. - Fantastic. 378 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,470 All right, I will be back here, right here. 379 00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:16,160 Two days. The whole Van painted. 380 00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:19,850 Make sure you sign it, so the world knows who did it. 381 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,788 Okay. What was your name again? 382 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,190 - What did I say? - You're asking us what your name is? 383 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,692 Be inspired. 384 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,898 Five stars, my friend. 385 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,253 [Dog barks] 386 00:20:57,157 --> 00:20:58,158 [Neighbor] Hey! 387 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,463 Oh, ****! **** me. 388 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,990 - [Dog yelps] - Oh, sorry. Oh my... oh! 389 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:09,569 - [Chuckles] It's not cracked. - Good for you. 390 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:13,740 - I just got it fixed. Hi. - Hi. 391 00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:15,608 Are you the guy staying in Owen's town house? 392 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,780 Yes, uh, fletch. 393 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,245 Eve. 394 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,413 Hello, Eve. 395 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,182 - Did you murder that girl? - No, I didn't. 396 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,283 -Did you? 397 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:26,119 - Did Owen? - Who knows? 398 00:21:26,186 --> 00:21:28,288 He has a lot of ladies up there, but they usually leave alive. 399 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,757 [Chuckles] So what else can you tell me about Owen? 400 00:21:30,824 --> 00:21:32,659 Oh, you want to know more about Owen? 401 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,327 - [Chuckles] - Sure. 402 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:38,598 Do you, uh... [whoops] ...Smoke? 403 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:39,766 Every now and again, sure. 404 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:42,202 Okay, well, you should come over. I live right next door. 405 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,437 Eve, I am under suspicion of committing murder. 406 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,873 How do you know I'm not just gonna strangle you? 407 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,442 Fletch, you're so naughty. 408 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:53,213 Okay, let's go, Mr. Boston strangler. 409 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:56,160 My... [chuckles] My contacts are in the wrong eyes. 410 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:57,117 [Sighs] Here we go. 411 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,221 - Okay, we are home. - [Dog barking] 412 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:04,190 Oh, the power's back on. [Chuckles] 413 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:07,660 I guess my check didn't bounce. That's good. 414 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:11,310 Mignon, are you ready? It's time for dinner. We have a guest. 415 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,670 Glad I tidied up earlier. 416 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,704 I hope you like music, fletch. Mmm. 417 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:22,420 [Fletch] Did you want your keys? 418 00:22:22,142 --> 00:22:25,780 I'm starving. I'm gonna heat something up. 419 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:27,480 - Are you hungry? - Oh, no, I ate yesterday. 420 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,683 Matzo ball soup. 421 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,484 So what's Owen's story? 422 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,687 - [Groans] - What's he do for a living? 423 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:36,823 He's from a very wealthy family, so he doesn't really have a job, 424 00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:39,659 but he's tried his hand at a lot of different things. 425 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:43,960 [Mignon barking] 426 00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:44,197 [Eve] All right. 427 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:48,435 Um, yeah, for a while he wanted to be an actor, 428 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:52,939 but he didn't really know how to act, so he started a restaurant 429 00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:55,442 that went out of business before it even opened. 430 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,110 Then he invested in a hotel that never opened, 431 00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:00,447 and now he's an art broker. 432 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,820 You seem to know a lot about Owen. 433 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:03,750 - Yeah. - [Mignon pants] 434 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:04,851 Mignon! 435 00:23:04,918 --> 00:23:06,553 - [Fletch] Oh, geez. - [Eve groans] 436 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:09,122 Wow. That is a lot for a little dog. 437 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:12,580 - She pees when she's hungry. - [Chuckles] I do the same thing. 438 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:15,729 Owen goes to Europe a lot, and I feed his fish when he's gone. 439 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,732 They're all named after artists. 440 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:22,869 Picasso, rothko, Frida kahlo. 441 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:27,207 Owen and I are friends. I never want to say anything bad about him, 442 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,109 but he is very pretentious. 443 00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:30,777 Hmm. 444 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:32,979 - Mignon, you want some chicken? - [Barks] 445 00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:34,481 - You want chicken? - [Mignon barks] 446 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:37,617 [Groans] This town house is broken up into condos 447 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:38,985 and I've lived here the longest, 448 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,555 before the rich people moved in upstairs and started the "no pets" rule. 449 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,570 They said I could keep mignon, 450 00:23:44,124 --> 00:23:46,426 but when she died, I couldn't get another dog, 451 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:51,231 but the joke's on them, because this is my third mignon. 452 00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:52,298 [Mignon whines] 453 00:23:52,399 --> 00:23:55,402 When one dies, I just get another one that looks exactly the same. 454 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:57,771 And they think I have a 25-year-old dog, 455 00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:01,641 - because rich people are so oblivious. - [Mignon barking] 456 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:03,309 Like, I don't know what it is. 457 00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:05,745 People get a bunch of money and... oops. 458 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:08,682 - Your scarf was on fire. - Oh, thank you. [Chuckles] 459 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:12,285 Yeah, I hung out with Owen a lot this last year, 460 00:24:12,352 --> 00:24:14,187 when his wife left him. 461 00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:17,123 I kind of became his quasi-shrink. We talked a lot. 462 00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:19,693 He'd come down here. We'd smoke. He'd cry. 463 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:22,629 - I've been through divorce. - Yeah. 464 00:24:22,696 --> 00:24:25,131 - That's how I got this apartment. - Oh. 465 00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:28,535 Well, it wasn't really divorce. [Chuckles] 466 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:31,838 He died on the toilet, but nobody wants to hear that story. 467 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:33,173 [Fletch] No, we sure don't. 468 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,542 But Owen is divorced? 469 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,944 - Um, not officially. - Whoa. Okay. 470 00:24:39,450 --> 00:24:42,482 His ex, Tatiana, she's making it complicated. 471 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:44,551 I don't want to say anything bad about Tatiana, 472 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:48,855 but she's a detestable person. 473 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:51,291 She calls herself a lifestyle curator, a thought leader. 474 00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:52,359 What is that? 475 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:54,561 Not familiar with it. 476 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:55,995 Owen financed her company, 477 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:59,132 now she wants to cut him out and she wants full custody of their child. 478 00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:01,368 - Huh. - Owen is a good dad. 479 00:25:01,468 --> 00:25:03,536 Tatiana really, really, really... 480 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,238 Just... just be careful. Ooh. 481 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,506 Really sucks. Oh. 482 00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:09,409 Yeah, you got it. You got it right in the thing there. Oops. 483 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,811 [Eve] I mean, Tatiana is hot if you like that sort of thing. 484 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:13,179 That's... that's gonna... ooh. 485 00:25:13,246 --> 00:25:15,480 But she is so mean to Owen. 486 00:25:15,148 --> 00:25:17,183 People are weird. They like being treated like shit... 487 00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:19,319 - Please, just... good lord. - Oh. I really cut myself. 488 00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:20,954 Yeah, you did. Put some pressure on that. 489 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:22,789 The knife was so sharp, I didn't even feel it. 490 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,424 - Put... wrap it up. - [Chuckles] 491 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:25,892 Anyway, that's Owen's story. 492 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:28,762 And there's more stuff, but I don't wanna betray his trust. 493 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,263 Please, I totally understand. 494 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:31,364 Drinking a lot. 495 00:25:32,232 --> 00:25:33,767 - Hard drugs. - Ooh. 496 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:36,200 I don't want to say which ones. 497 00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:42,742 It's like Percocet, oxy, Molly. 498 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:45,612 Drugs are no way to deal with your problems. 499 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,947 No. It sounds like you really care for Owen. 500 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,850 - What? That is personal. - Just a habit. I ask a lot of questions. 501 00:25:52,185 --> 00:25:55,288 - I used to be an investigative reporter. - I am not in love with Owen. 502 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:56,856 [Both chuckling] 503 00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:58,725 - I never said you were. - You didn't? 504 00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:00,427 - No. - Oh. Well, I... 505 00:26:00,527 --> 00:26:02,696 Okay. I thought maybe that's what you said. [Chuckles] 506 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,864 Mignon, get your foot out of this pan. 507 00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:06,633 Yeah, that's the pan. That's the one. 508 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,269 - Really? You're gonna... - Yeah. 509 00:26:09,369 --> 00:26:11,304 You're gonna... you're gonna eat that? 510 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:13,540 Maybe not that piece. Yeah, well, not this one. 511 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:14,774 - This one's bloody. - Mm-hmm. 512 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,776 - Yep. - Sorry. 513 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:20,747 So Owen didn't kill that girl, but they are gonna suspect him. 514 00:26:20,814 --> 00:26:22,782 - Why are they gonna suspect him? - [Eve sighs] 515 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,818 Well, he got arrested a few months ago. 516 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:25,919 [Fletch] Oh, no. 517 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,387 I probably shouldn't tell you that. 518 00:26:27,454 --> 00:26:30,590 Well, what, uh... what happened? 519 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:32,992 Vveh, okay. 520 00:26:33,930 --> 00:26:34,828 Whoa. More fire. More fire. 521 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:37,970 - Oh, it'll burn off. [Chuckles] - [Mignon barking] 522 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:41,401 Um, so there's this banker that lives on the fourth floor. He's kind of a ****. 523 00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:43,103 He and Owen got in a little fight. 524 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:45,772 Really? And why was only Owen arrested? 525 00:26:45,839 --> 00:26:49,175 What is this? Woodbird and Bernstein? 526 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,111 - Almost. - Owen is a good guy. 527 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:52,812 I'm not in love with him. 528 00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:53,947 Matzo ball soup? 529 00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:56,149 You know what, as much as I would love to eat, 530 00:26:56,249 --> 00:26:58,151 - I-I really have to be going. - Oh. 531 00:26:58,251 --> 00:27:02,789 But if you hear anything else about the murder, you let me know, okay? 532 00:27:02,856 --> 00:27:05,158 - Sure, fletch. - Okay. 533 00:27:05,258 --> 00:27:07,127 - Bye-bye, mignon. - [Whines] 534 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:09,262 - [Smoke alarm beeping] - [Mignon barking] 535 00:27:10,430 --> 00:27:14,134 God, again? What is this? A battery? [Groans] 536 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:16,536 - [Thuds] - Mignon, shush. 537 00:27:18,605 --> 00:27:19,639 I got it, fletch. 538 00:27:20,874 --> 00:27:21,875 Mignon! 539 00:27:22,676 --> 00:27:23,977 See ya, fletch. 540 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,179 [Podcaster 1] Peta is not a big fan of this idea. 541 00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:28,948 They balance their body temperatures through their skin. 542 00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:31,151 That's why pigs like to roll around in mud or puddles 543 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:32,485 to cool off on warm days. 544 00:27:32,552 --> 00:27:33,887 They have very few sweat glands 545 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:36,389 and they don't release body heat through sweating like we do. 546 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:37,791 [Podcaster 2] So, the saying "sweating like a pig ” 547 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,325 - is, like, total bullshit? - [Podcaster 1] Well, 548 00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,362 that phrase actually comes from smelting of iron ore to... 549 00:27:42,462 --> 00:27:44,130 [Electronic dance music playing] 550 00:27:52,539 --> 00:27:53,540 Okay. 551 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,518 Good evening, inspector. 552 00:28:05,585 --> 00:28:08,540 What brings you to back bay, Mr. Fletcher? 553 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:10,857 You know, I just love listening to podcasts in my car. 554 00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:14,694 Particularly interesting one on pigs. Did you know they don't sweat? 555 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:17,831 And they have the longest orgasms of any mammal. 556 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:19,966 Would you mind stepping out of the car please, Mr. Fletcher? 557 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:23,360 Okay, but I'll only stay for two or three insults. 558 00:28:23,103 --> 00:28:24,170 Four, Max. 559 00:28:25,672 --> 00:28:27,741 This is a nice car for a broke ***hole. 560 00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:29,442 That's one. 561 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:33,680 No one seems to remember you from the Warren tavern last night. 562 00:28:33,747 --> 00:28:35,115 I don't remember any of them either. 563 00:28:35,115 --> 00:28:36,516 Come back with me to police headquarters. 564 00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:39,252 - I still have a few more questions. - You know, I would love to, uh, 565 00:28:39,352 --> 00:28:42,422 but I'm meeting the head of the tharp foundation for dinner tonight. 566 00:28:42,522 --> 00:28:45,258 You can either come voluntarily or I can arrest you. 567 00:28:46,259 --> 00:28:47,961 [Clicks tongue] I get it. 568 00:28:48,610 --> 00:28:51,197 You want my help. Okay. How'd you find me? 569 00:28:51,264 --> 00:28:53,199 We police get to keep some secrets, Mr. Fletch. 570 00:28:53,266 --> 00:28:55,535 And those civil liberties are so pesky. 571 00:28:55,602 --> 00:28:56,970 - Hi, griz. - Hello. 572 00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:58,710 Did you miss me? 573 00:29:01,374 --> 00:29:03,476 Hey, guys, is there a way we can call in a coffee order? 574 00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:05,745 I'd kill for a macchiato. Not literally. 575 00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:19,292 [Fletch] Nice job, griz. Four stars. Your back seat's filthy. 576 00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:21,995 Anybody up there watching live? 577 00:29:23,396 --> 00:29:25,899 - They gotta hear about pig orgasms. - Pig what? 578 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:28,134 Don't... don't... don't encourage him. 579 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:30,503 You should Google it, griz. You would not be disappointed. 580 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:34,908 - So what do we know about this victim? - Like we're gonna tell you. 581 00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:38,278 Laurel goodwin's from worcester. Was living in allston with two roommates. 582 00:29:38,345 --> 00:29:40,980 Worked at a Cambridge cafe as a barista. 583 00:29:41,810 --> 00:29:42,649 W-We're telling you. 584 00:29:42,749 --> 00:29:47,320 Ms. Goodwin was pursuing a career in the art world. 585 00:29:47,420 --> 00:29:49,220 - Hmm. - [Monroe] Interesting connection. 586 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:52,325 Well, I eitherjust walked into a frame-up 587 00:29:52,425 --> 00:29:55,261 or, uh, somebody from my past is trying to get revenge on me. 588 00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:57,497 - Who hates you? - [Fletch scoffs] 589 00:29:57,597 --> 00:29:59,265 Besides griz. 590 00:29:59,332 --> 00:30:01,601 Well, I did put quite a few prominent people away 591 00:30:01,668 --> 00:30:05,538 when I was a very famous reporter at the news tribune in Los Angeles. 592 00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,474 I looked into your criminal record. 593 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:08,541 And? 594 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:09,709 Bad check charge. 595 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:10,810 [Scoffs] 596 00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:12,645 - [Monroe] Two contempt of court charges. - [Scoffs] 597 00:30:12,679 --> 00:30:15,949 A number of non-payment of alimony charges. 598 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,520 100 percent of most of those were dismissed. 599 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,489 You're a bit of a shady character, Mr. Fletcher. 600 00:30:22,555 --> 00:30:24,691 [Scoffs] But I am adorable. 601 00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:28,495 Come on, guys. Look, all of the pertinent information isn't even in yet. 602 00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:32,365 Did you even talk to or interview this... This next-door neighbor, Eve? 603 00:30:32,465 --> 00:30:34,667 I mean, she had some very interesting thoughts about Mr. Tasserly. 604 00:30:34,701 --> 00:30:36,636 When I showed Eve a picture of Laurel goodwin, 605 00:30:36,703 --> 00:30:39,539 she said that she remembered seeing her the night of the murder. 606 00:30:40,974 --> 00:30:42,575 With a man who fits your description. 607 00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:45,545 Well, Eve is a stoner. I wouldn't trust anything she has to say. 608 00:30:45,645 --> 00:30:48,481 We found your fingerprints on the wine bottle. 609 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:52,552 - It's the murder weapon. - Huh. 610 00:30:52,652 --> 00:30:55,889 Minute traces of hair and blood from that young woman. 611 00:30:55,989 --> 00:31:01,327 You guys, look, that bottle was left on top of a welcome note for me as a gift. 612 00:31:01,394 --> 00:31:03,830 It was set up that way so I would have to pick it up. 613 00:31:03,897 --> 00:31:05,665 What note? 614 00:31:05,732 --> 00:31:08,334 Oh, god, I forgot to give you it. Here. I still have it. 615 00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:10,904 Withholding evidence. Not suspicious at all. 616 00:31:13,106 --> 00:31:14,107 "M r. Locke"? 617 00:31:14,207 --> 00:31:15,775 My pen name. Ralph Locke. 618 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,243 Sounds made up. 619 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:19,179 It's a pen name. 620 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,782 "Enjoy your stay." 621 00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:26,520 Yeah, griz, you better run that down to forensics, tout de suite. 622 00:31:26,753 --> 00:31:28,188 [Yawns] 623 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:31,458 Oh, are you ferberizing? Is that why you're tired? 624 00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:34,561 Yeah, yeah, we are actually. We're ferberizing him. 625 00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:39,990 I never knew any creature on earth could just cry so much. 626 00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:43,370 But it's gonna be so worth it when Charlie can self-soothe. Cute! 627 00:31:43,436 --> 00:31:46,639 She's not wrong, but you have to stick with it. 628 00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:51,544 You shook a police tail today. You rented a fast car. 629 00:31:51,611 --> 00:31:53,613 Your fingerprints are on the murder weapon, 630 00:31:53,713 --> 00:31:56,783 and someone matching your description was seen with the victim. 631 00:31:57,717 --> 00:32:00,530 - I could arrest you. - And we're not going to arrest him? 632 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,222 Who wants to do that papennork? Am I right? 633 00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:07,627 If you did it, innin, I will catch you. 634 00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:10,430 I don't like people calling me innin. 635 00:32:10,497 --> 00:32:13,133 - Dang! Pigs have crazy long orgasms! - [Yawns] 636 00:32:50,704 --> 00:32:51,705 [Fletch] Hey! 637 00:33:01,214 --> 00:33:02,215 ****! 638 00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:06,853 [Grunting] 639 00:33:11,891 --> 00:33:14,270 [Panting] Ow. 640 00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:17,330 [Fletch whistling] 641 00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:27,374 [Person on phone speaking indistinctly] 642 00:33:27,474 --> 00:33:28,975 - I'm here to... - No. 643 00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:31,845 - Yes. - Okay, I w talk to you... 644 00:33:31,911 --> 00:33:33,346 - Okay. - Bye-bye. 645 00:33:33,413 --> 00:33:34,647 Bye. 646 00:33:34,714 --> 00:33:36,583 I'm here to see frank jaffe. 647 00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:39,319 - Do you have a meeting? - No, just tell him fletch is here. 648 00:33:39,386 --> 00:33:41,154 Is that a first name or a last name? 649 00:33:41,221 --> 00:33:42,555 Just fletch. 650 00:33:42,655 --> 00:33:43,723 Just fletch? 651 00:33:44,891 --> 00:33:45,992 Cool. 652 00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:49,662 Larry, you let this prick in? 653 00:33:49,729 --> 00:33:51,531 Hi, frank. Thank you. 654 00:33:53,233 --> 00:33:55,869 "Brown out." Septic tank explosion. 655 00:33:55,935 --> 00:33:56,936 I get it. Very clever. 656 00:33:57,370 --> 00:33:58,772 Did the pulitzer committee see this? 657 00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:00,340 **** you. You still owe me money. 658 00:34:00,407 --> 00:34:01,675 What? No, I don't. 659 00:34:01,741 --> 00:34:03,109 - Yes, you do. - For what? 660 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:06,312 For charging a ****load of ridiculous shit to the news tribune and leaving town. 661 00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:08,715 I had to pay for it. You rented a ****ing carriage horse. 662 00:34:08,782 --> 00:34:10,717 - [Employee] Language. - [Sighs] 663 00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:13,530 - I paid you back. - No, you didn't. 664 00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:14,621 I apologized for not paying you back. 665 00:34:14,688 --> 00:34:16,756 - No, you didn't. - Well, I meant to. 666 00:34:16,856 --> 00:34:19,793 - Listen, where is everybody? - They're still working from home. 667 00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:21,795 Can you believe it? The ****ing babies. 668 00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:23,630 The place is like a silent retreat. 669 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:26,366 And these goddamn millennials, they're so respectful. 670 00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:28,201 I can't tell you how much I ****ing hate this place. 671 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:29,703 You didn't bring anybody from la? 672 00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:31,471 Just Pete who does the jumble. 673 00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:32,706 Hey, Pete! 674 00:34:33,807 --> 00:34:34,908 Hey, fletch. 675 00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:36,976 Jesus. 676 00:34:37,770 --> 00:34:39,790 - I hate Pete too. - Mr. Excitement. 677 00:34:39,145 --> 00:34:41,881 - [Sighs] What do you want, fletch? - Can I talk to you in your office? 678 00:34:41,915 --> 00:34:45,318 My office is a ****ing goldfish bowl. I can't even scratch my nuts in there. 679 00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:46,953 Let's go to my real office. 680 00:34:47,530 --> 00:34:49,723 But you can't wear that hat. They'll chop your ****ing head off. 681 00:34:53,930 --> 00:34:54,794 What brings you to Boston? 682 00:34:54,894 --> 00:34:57,330 'Cause if you're looking for a job at a newspaper, you're a ****ing idiot, 683 00:34:57,330 --> 00:34:58,631 but I could use you. 684 00:34:58,732 --> 00:35:01,835 - I have retired from reporting. - Oh, good for you. 685 00:35:01,935 --> 00:35:05,805 Mmm. Do you happen to know if luxury rental cars 686 00:35:05,905 --> 00:35:08,800 have hidden GPS trackers in them? 687 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:10,610 They do. In case people steal them. Why? 688 00:35:10,677 --> 00:35:13,947 Well, the police are following me around. 689 00:35:14,140 --> 00:35:16,783 Oh, good. I hope it's for something serious. I need a pick me up. 690 00:35:16,850 --> 00:35:20,860 First night I'm here, I get accused of murder. 691 00:35:21,488 --> 00:35:23,590 What? Wait, the girl on the south end? 692 00:35:23,656 --> 00:35:25,592 That's the one, yes. 693 00:35:25,658 --> 00:35:28,628 Uh, you ever come across this detective Morris Monroe? 694 00:35:28,695 --> 00:35:30,363 He seems to think that I'm the culprit. 695 00:35:30,463 --> 00:35:33,700 [Chuckles] Really? Yeah, he's a smart guy. 696 00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:36,603 His father was a cop. He's from Dorchester. 697 00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:38,371 Uh... they call him "slow mo Monroe," 698 00:35:38,471 --> 00:35:40,674 because he, uh, takes so long to solve cases, 699 00:35:40,774 --> 00:35:43,109 but he solves a lot of cases. 700 00:35:43,176 --> 00:35:44,678 You think you could pull some strings 701 00:35:44,778 --> 00:35:47,480 and, uh, find a police report on someone for me? 702 00:35:47,547 --> 00:35:50,550 No, fletch. No way. Way too big an ask. 703 00:35:51,685 --> 00:35:54,220 Oh. Just be a real shame if Daphne found out 704 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,158 that you defiled Clara snow in the supply closet all those years ago. 705 00:35:58,224 --> 00:36:00,600 I mean, especially in today's climate. 706 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,495 - Mmm. - You were her boss. 707 00:36:02,562 --> 00:36:06,332 First of all, it wasn't the supply closet. It was the copy room. 708 00:36:06,399 --> 00:36:08,735 And it was a bilateral defiling. 709 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,771 Are you really trying to blackmail me? 710 00:36:12,539 --> 00:36:14,140 Kinda. 711 00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:16,309 - You wouldn't. - No, you're probably right. 712 00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:19,512 On the other hand, I am still under suspicion for murder. 713 00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:21,381 [Groans] 714 00:36:21,481 --> 00:36:24,718 - [Sighs] Whose police report? - Owen tasserly. 715 00:36:24,818 --> 00:36:25,919 Write it down, you old lush. 716 00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:29,823 He was arrested a while back for something. I don't know what. 717 00:36:29,856 --> 00:36:32,158 But I think he might be the actual murderer. 718 00:36:32,225 --> 00:36:33,593 I'll see what I can do. 719 00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:35,395 Thank you. 720 00:36:36,830 --> 00:36:40,660 But hey, if you did kill that girl, do the right thing. 721 00:36:41,340 --> 00:36:42,769 - And give me an exclusive. - [Chuckles] 722 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:45,672 Almost great seeing you again, frank. 723 00:36:46,706 --> 00:36:48,541 Just glad you kept your ****ing shoes on. 724 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:51,911 [Fletch] Uh, hi, is this Tatiana tasserly? 725 00:36:52,946 --> 00:36:54,547 Yes, uh, it's frank jaffe. 726 00:36:54,614 --> 00:36:56,916 I'm the style editor over at the Boston sentinel. 727 00:36:57,170 --> 00:36:59,419 Listen, we were thinking of doing a little piece 728 00:36:59,519 --> 00:37:01,755 on Boston's top lifestyle curators 729 00:37:01,855 --> 00:37:04,257 and your name was on the top of our list. 730 00:37:04,924 --> 00:37:07,260 I know. [Laughs] 731 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,729 Well, that's just wonderful. I would love to do that. 732 00:37:10,597 --> 00:37:13,199 I want a room to tell a story 733 00:37:13,266 --> 00:37:16,603 and all the pieces are the characters. 734 00:37:16,703 --> 00:37:19,372 I wanna feel like I'm in the middle of a conversation. 735 00:37:19,439 --> 00:37:20,907 - Between inanimate objects. - Right. 736 00:37:20,974 --> 00:37:23,476 Genius. Oh, my gosh, and this thing? 737 00:37:23,576 --> 00:37:27,113 - Oh... - This idea of the branch in the vase? 738 00:37:27,213 --> 00:37:29,282 I have... [stammers] How do you come up with this? 739 00:37:29,382 --> 00:37:31,951 - I... I've only seen branches on trees! - Right. I know. 740 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,319 I'm really giving it a moment, 741 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:37,223 which lures the eye to this gorgeous table. 742 00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:41,294 And I got this, frank, from a convent in Cuba. 743 00:37:41,394 --> 00:37:45,980 Wow. Those Cuban nuns must be very proud. 744 00:37:45,165 --> 00:37:46,166 Right? 745 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:48,635 Even if they don't have anywhere to eat anymore. Huh? 746 00:37:48,735 --> 00:37:51,571 Every single piece I curate is bespoke. 747 00:37:51,638 --> 00:37:54,941 Ooh. Bespoke. I love that word. 748 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,900 What does it mean again? 749 00:37:56,109 --> 00:37:57,644 - Bespoke? - Bespoke. 750 00:37:57,744 --> 00:38:01,414 Uh, it's when an object bespeaks. 751 00:38:01,481 --> 00:38:02,949 -Right. 752 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,351 Be-talks. 753 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:05,952 It... no, wait. 754 00:38:06,619 --> 00:38:07,620 [Sighs] 755 00:38:08,755 --> 00:38:13,860 It be-teaches us something about ourselves. 756 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,762 [Sighs] 757 00:38:15,829 --> 00:38:17,364 - Wow. Thank you. - Yeah. 758 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:19,990 I think I have my pull quote. 759 00:38:19,165 --> 00:38:23,103 I mean, so many people, frank, are trapped in a world of sameness. 760 00:38:23,169 --> 00:38:27,774 I just want to surround them with beautiful things. 761 00:38:27,841 --> 00:38:30,777 Beautiful clothes. Beautiful food. 762 00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:33,513 Don't you just hate people who are too poor to afford beauty? 763 00:38:35,382 --> 00:38:37,183 [Chuckles] Um... 764 00:38:37,283 --> 00:38:39,486 The worst. 765 00:38:40,687 --> 00:38:42,655 [Chuckles] Well... 766 00:38:42,722 --> 00:38:45,625 Anyway, you're currently separated from your husband, Owen tasserly. 767 00:38:45,692 --> 00:38:47,894 - Yes. Yeah. Yeah. - Okay. 768 00:38:47,994 --> 00:38:50,563 Uh, now, is he still co-owner of chez aesthetica? 769 00:38:52,165 --> 00:38:54,670 We had an evolved and harmonious disuniting 770 00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:56,136 - and he decided to leave the company. - Hmm. 771 00:38:56,202 --> 00:38:59,172 Now, I... I'm sure you heard of the unfortunate incident 772 00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:00,540 at his town house. 773 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,430 The... the murdered woman. Yikes. 774 00:39:03,143 --> 00:39:05,145 We've been reporting on it in the paper. 775 00:39:06,179 --> 00:39:09,315 We were totally shocked, of course, um... 776 00:39:09,382 --> 00:39:12,318 Well, Owen's been away traveling in Europe. 777 00:39:12,385 --> 00:39:13,887 -Right. 778 00:39:15,922 --> 00:39:19,492 I'm always looking for ways to actuate the senses, so... 779 00:39:19,559 --> 00:39:22,929 [Chuckles] Yeah, of course, but if I could just follow up. 780 00:39:23,290 --> 00:39:25,598 You would make me kind of a hero back at the office, 781 00:39:25,699 --> 00:39:27,567 if you could give me any kind of clue 782 00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:30,170 as to who might have committed that murder. 783 00:39:30,236 --> 00:39:32,105 Frank, sorry, I can't help you there. 784 00:39:32,205 --> 00:39:33,540 - [Fletch sighs] - Um... 785 00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:38,878 But Owen can be so irresponsible. So many people have keys to that house. 786 00:39:38,945 --> 00:39:40,547 His housekeeper, his trainer, 787 00:39:40,613 --> 00:39:44,417 his pothead neighbor who feeds his fish, and god knows who else. 788 00:39:45,852 --> 00:39:47,654 Why doesn't he just change the lock? [Chuckles] 789 00:39:47,687 --> 00:39:50,857 Frank, I have told him a million times. [Scoffs] 790 00:39:51,791 --> 00:39:53,590 - [Stifled scream] - [Fletch chuckles] 791 00:39:53,930 --> 00:39:55,595 Owen can be such a ****ing idiot sometimes. 792 00:39:55,695 --> 00:39:57,364 Hmm. [Chuckles] 793 00:39:57,430 --> 00:40:00,367 I'm so happy you're here, frank. Such a fan. 794 00:40:06,390 --> 00:40:07,400 [Phone chimes] 795 00:40:18,785 --> 00:40:20,387 - [Waiter 1] More water. - [Waiter 2] Your negroni. 796 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,622 - Oh, grazie. Grazie. - [Waiter 2] Some olives. 797 00:40:28,940 --> 00:40:29,295 [Fletch] Ah, thank you. 798 00:40:29,829 --> 00:40:31,164 It's so nice. 799 00:40:31,264 --> 00:40:34,667 Ah, fletch, you're late. 800 00:40:35,635 --> 00:40:37,103 [Sighs] 801 00:40:37,170 --> 00:40:38,505 - Can I get you a drink? - Yes, please. 802 00:40:38,505 --> 00:40:40,407 A vodka gimlet. Thank you very much. 803 00:40:40,473 --> 00:40:42,108 The staff seems very smitten with you. 804 00:40:42,175 --> 00:40:46,279 Fletch, I am not going to have any of your American double-talk. 805 00:40:46,346 --> 00:40:49,820 I want truth. Where are my paintings? 806 00:40:49,149 --> 00:40:51,818 Well, see, here I thought they were the count's paintings. 807 00:40:51,918 --> 00:40:54,587 Oh, the count is dead. 808 00:40:55,255 --> 00:40:56,589 How do you know this? 809 00:40:56,656 --> 00:40:59,526 I know in my heart. The pain I feel. 810 00:41:01,294 --> 00:41:02,762 You and Angela think 811 00:41:02,829 --> 00:41:07,600 I was only with my menti, my pequenojai/ali; For money, 812 00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:09,669 but this is lies. 813 00:41:09,769 --> 00:41:11,370 [Stammers] Pequenojai/ali? 814 00:41:11,137 --> 00:41:15,842 Mmm. "Little boar"... [Chuckles] ...In Portuguese. 815 00:41:15,942 --> 00:41:20,460 I am half Brazilian, also half Italian and half French. 816 00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:22,349 That's, uh... huh. 817 00:41:22,449 --> 00:41:27,200 Uh... and what is the countess doing here in Boston in this very expensive hotel? 818 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,121 Thank you very much. 819 00:41:28,188 --> 00:41:29,789 I come to stop you. 820 00:41:29,856 --> 00:41:34,494 I know that you and Angela plan to Rob my paintings. 821 00:41:34,561 --> 00:41:36,496 Confess, fletch. 822 00:41:36,563 --> 00:41:39,899 I'm sorry, how do I know that, uh, you didn't take the paintings? 823 00:41:39,999 --> 00:41:43,370 - Or have the count kidnapped or murdered? - [Gasps} 824 00:41:43,470 --> 00:41:47,407 I loved my menti. I would do nothing to harm him. 825 00:41:47,507 --> 00:41:50,477 I did not steal the paintings. 826 00:41:50,543 --> 00:41:53,480 Fletch, if I murder anyone, I will murder you. 827 00:41:55,148 --> 00:41:58,885 Now, fletch, come up to my room. 828 00:41:58,985 --> 00:42:00,720 I have something to show you. 829 00:42:00,820 --> 00:42:02,722 Well, that's not gonna happen, your highness. 830 00:42:02,822 --> 00:42:05,225 Fine. I go up and come back to show you. 831 00:42:05,325 --> 00:42:07,360 Order me another drink. 832 00:42:07,427 --> 00:42:08,428 Grazie. 833 00:42:15,235 --> 00:42:16,236 Okay. 834 00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:20,507 Morris, I thought I'd stop by. 835 00:42:20,573 --> 00:42:22,420 [Charlie cooing] 836 00:42:22,108 --> 00:42:25,450 I couldn't... he just came here. 837 00:42:25,111 --> 00:42:27,514 - You're enjoying this, aren't you? - Very much so. 838 00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:30,216 It's quite satisfying. What? No day care today? 839 00:42:30,283 --> 00:42:33,353 My wife had a doctor's appointment. My nanny is, um, indisposed. 840 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:35,221 It's her support dog's birthday. 841 00:42:35,288 --> 00:42:37,657 Is that dog registered anywhere? I'd love to send it something. 842 00:42:37,691 --> 00:42:39,250 Okay, look, are you here to confess? 843 00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:41,227 No, but I did have some ideas about the case. 844 00:42:41,294 --> 00:42:43,863 Goddamn it! We are not working on this case together, innin. 845 00:42:43,930 --> 00:42:45,732 [Shushing] 846 00:42:45,799 --> 00:42:46,866 [Sighs] 847 00:42:46,933 --> 00:42:49,936 - Come on, just hear me out. - What is happening? 848 00:42:50,570 --> 00:42:52,739 [Fletch sighs] What? 849 00:42:52,806 --> 00:42:56,276 Hands can parade around naked all day, but god forbid you show a few toes? 850 00:42:56,376 --> 00:42:58,110 Now, come on. Let's talk about the suspects here. 851 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,810 Number one. Tatiana tasserly, Owen's ex-wife. 852 00:43:01,147 --> 00:43:03,483 - Who you dropped in on today. - Yes, I did. 853 00:43:03,583 --> 00:43:06,553 Maybe she didn't know Owen was out of town, and she wanted to frame him. 854 00:43:06,619 --> 00:43:08,788 - Why? - [Fletch] Acrimonious divorce. 855 00:43:08,888 --> 00:43:11,124 She wants control over the company that they share 856 00:43:11,224 --> 00:43:12,492 and custody of their daughter. 857 00:43:12,592 --> 00:43:15,128 Tatiana tasserly was in yoga class that night. 858 00:43:15,228 --> 00:43:16,596 Vinyasa or bikram? 859 00:43:17,964 --> 00:43:19,399 We'll get back to that. 860 00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:21,634 She could have hired somebody to do the job. 861 00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:23,903 Second, Eve, the neighbor. 862 00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:25,972 She has a key to Owen's town house, 863 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,740 she feeds his fish while he's out of town 864 00:43:28,141 --> 00:43:30,677 and just happens to be in love with him. 865 00:43:30,777 --> 00:43:32,479 - She admitted it to me. - O-Okay. Okay. 866 00:43:32,579 --> 00:43:35,448 W-What you're doing right now, that's called witness tampering. 867 00:43:35,515 --> 00:43:37,250 You're just begging me to arrest you. 868 00:43:37,317 --> 00:43:40,787 Come on, Morris. You want me on the outside, so I can solve this thing, 869 00:43:40,854 --> 00:43:42,555 - and then you can take the credit. - [Laughs] 870 00:43:42,589 --> 00:43:44,858 - [Charlie coos] - [Shushing] 871 00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:48,328 [Monroe] It's okay, look at the cow. Look at Mr. Moo. Mr. Moo. 872 00:43:48,428 --> 00:43:51,970 Daddy's got to talk to the murderer right now. 873 00:43:51,164 --> 00:43:53,133 The only reason I haven't arrested you yet 874 00:43:53,199 --> 00:43:56,169 is because I enjoy watching you dig a deeper hole for yourself. 875 00:43:56,269 --> 00:43:59,339 Eve has a motive. Rejection, jealousy. 876 00:43:59,439 --> 00:44:01,541 I hope it's not Eve, though. I really like her. 877 00:44:01,641 --> 00:44:02,809 Such compassion. 878 00:44:02,876 --> 00:44:05,845 And then, of course, tasserly himself. 879 00:44:05,945 --> 00:44:08,148 I mean, it is his town house. 880 00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,517 [Sighs] 881 00:44:10,617 --> 00:44:13,887 Tasserly was on a flight to Paris at 5:27 pm. That night. 882 00:44:13,987 --> 00:44:16,523 Plenty of time to do a murder before you get on that plane. 883 00:44:16,623 --> 00:44:19,392 - Coroner has time of death at 9:00 pm. - You're gonna trust a coroner? 884 00:44:19,392 --> 00:44:21,194 - They're weirdos. - Tasserly's motive? 885 00:44:21,294 --> 00:44:22,996 [Fletch] He's been a lunatic since his wife left him. 886 00:44:23,290 --> 00:44:25,732 Oh, and someone broke into his house last night. 887 00:44:25,832 --> 00:44:28,435 I don't know who it was. Couldn't get a good look, but he had a beard. 888 00:44:28,468 --> 00:44:31,400 Might have been tasserly. He might be back in town. 889 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:32,872 Owen tasserly broke into his own house? 890 00:44:34,908 --> 00:44:36,476 - Criminal mastermind. - [Chuckles] 891 00:44:36,543 --> 00:44:38,912 Whoever it was did not want to get caught. 892 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,514 - He take anything? - Not that I could tell. 893 00:44:41,581 --> 00:44:42,582 Lakers' fan? 894 00:44:43,516 --> 00:44:45,318 What do you think? What about you? 895 00:44:46,653 --> 00:44:48,588 - What you think? - [Charlie fussing] 896 00:44:48,688 --> 00:44:50,857 - [Monroe] Charlie, Charlie... - Charlie, I get it. 897 00:44:50,924 --> 00:44:53,590 I'd be crying too if I was a celtics fan. 898 00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:55,695 Person of interest leaving the building. 899 00:44:56,596 --> 00:44:58,198 [Detective] Slow mo, he's getting away! 900 00:44:58,264 --> 00:45:00,700 Watch it, pal. He'll arrest you at your retirement dinner. 901 00:45:00,767 --> 00:45:03,570 Hey, guy, don't worry. Monroe's not even sure who shot Lincoln. 902 00:45:03,670 --> 00:45:05,772 - [Detectives laughing] - [Detective] You're a ****ing pissa. 903 00:45:05,772 --> 00:45:07,941 Somebody solve a crime. How about that? 904 00:45:10,377 --> 00:45:11,378 [Fletch] Can you just... 905 00:45:11,444 --> 00:45:14,470 - Oh, thank you. Go ahead. After you. - [Sighs] Okay. 906 00:45:15,949 --> 00:45:17,500 [Griz] Are you... 907 00:45:18,218 --> 00:45:19,786 Uh... uh, are we going up? 908 00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:21,688 God bless her. 909 00:45:42,976 --> 00:45:43,977 Hmm. 910 00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:47,313 [Sighs] 911 00:45:59,726 --> 00:46:00,727 [Device clinks] 912 00:46:11,710 --> 00:46:12,472 Oh... he's on the move. 913 00:46:12,572 --> 00:46:14,841 If he crosses the state line, I want to see where he goes. 914 00:46:14,841 --> 00:46:16,109 - Hey, you coming? - No. 915 00:46:16,176 --> 00:46:18,144 "No." love that. 916 00:46:18,478 --> 00:46:22,649 [Podcaster 1] Hummingbirds have a metabolism 77 times faster than ours. 917 00:46:22,749 --> 00:46:25,819 [Podcaster 2] / got a hybrid diet craze that's yust around the corner. 918 00:47:09,796 --> 00:47:11,498 Mr. Horan. How are you? 919 00:47:11,564 --> 00:47:13,600 - [Horan] I'm well, thank you. - Here for the clambake? 920 00:47:13,633 --> 00:47:15,735 No, I'm just here to pick up some things from the boat. 921 00:47:15,735 --> 00:47:18,538 I actually... I can't have anything. I'm allergic to, uh, shellfish. 922 00:47:18,638 --> 00:47:20,600 - Are you? - Good to see you, Marv. 923 00:47:20,730 --> 00:47:22,308 - But I can have corn... okay, bye. - Thank you. 924 00:47:27,547 --> 00:47:30,550 I'm allergic to shellfish, so I can't really have... yeah, no. 925 00:47:30,650 --> 00:47:32,318 Okay. Well, see you. 926 00:47:32,385 --> 00:47:34,654 Come on in, Jack. Save me some corn. 927 00:47:35,822 --> 00:47:37,757 And potato salad. That's all I can eat. 928 00:47:37,857 --> 00:47:40,860 [The hot sardines playing "let's go"] 929 00:47:42,195 --> 00:47:45,899 J” a ticket out of frowns I/il/e p 930 00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:50,360 j” lsee us by a lake in a cabin p 931 00:47:50,103 --> 00:47:54,107 j” that just so happens to come with j” 932 00:47:55,408 --> 00:47:59,379 j” a boat for two j” 933 00:47:59,446 --> 00:48:03,350 j” paddle ourselves a rendezvous j” 934 00:48:18,798 --> 00:48:21,801 [Alarm blaring] 935 00:48:26,473 --> 00:48:27,574 [Alarm chirps] 936 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,976 Sorry. It's just me, Ronald. 937 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,245 - Everything's okay. - [Guest] Hey, Ron. 938 00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:46,226 [Griz] J” you can run but you can't hide j” 939 00:48:46,292 --> 00:48:49,229 actually, you can hide, but I will find you. 940 00:48:50,263 --> 00:48:53,266 [The hot sardines playing "some of these days"] 941 00:48:55,468 --> 00:48:59,105 J” some of these days j” 942 00:48:59,172 --> 00:49:02,409 j” you're gonna feel so lonelyj” 943 00:49:02,475 --> 00:49:03,643 [groans] 944 00:49:03,743 --> 00:49:05,311 J” you'll miss my eyes j” 945 00:49:05,412 --> 00:49:07,414 [horan] Thank you. 946 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,650 J” and you'll miss my kissin'j” 947 00:49:11,751 --> 00:49:13,420 j” you'll miss me, baby j” 948 00:49:14,754 --> 00:49:17,757 j” when I'm gone awayj” 949 00:49:18,825 --> 00:49:22,996 j” you'll feel so lonelyj” 950 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,198 thank you so much. We 're the hot sardines. 951 00:49:25,298 --> 00:49:27,634 Wow, what a perfectly beautiful day. 952 00:49:27,701 --> 00:49:32,305 The twm smells of the ocean and money carried on the summer breeze. 953 00:49:32,372 --> 00:49:34,941 Here is one we call ”meet me at the bottom of the bottle. ” 954 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,509 It's about drinking. 955 00:49:36,609 --> 00:49:38,645 Something perhaps some of you might know something about. 956 00:49:38,678 --> 00:49:40,613 You have, uh, permission to board? 957 00:49:42,315 --> 00:49:47,120 I do. Uh, in fact, the owner of the boat just texted me and asked if I could check. 958 00:49:47,187 --> 00:49:48,888 He might have left something on board. 959 00:49:49,622 --> 00:49:51,891 - [Guest] Uh-huh? - Yeah. 960 00:49:51,991 --> 00:49:54,694 And what's the name of the owner the boat? 961 00:49:54,794 --> 00:49:56,329 - Oh, Ronald horan. - Ah. 962 00:49:56,396 --> 00:49:58,865 Yeah, he said he might have left his lesson plan on board. 963 00:49:58,965 --> 00:50:02,135 - Did you know he's a professor? - [Chuckles] No, shit. 964 00:50:02,202 --> 00:50:05,839 Ronnie, uh, he brags about it to everyone. 965 00:50:05,905 --> 00:50:07,400 - Yeah. - What's your name? 966 00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:08,975 - Uh, Sydney Blake. - Ah. 967 00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:10,477 I'm, uh, kenton Alfred. 968 00:50:10,543 --> 00:50:13,913 I'm the, uh, commodore here of the club. 969 00:50:14,140 --> 00:50:18,918 Hey, your old man isn't Jefferson Blake, is he? 970 00:50:19,886 --> 00:50:20,887 My uncle. 971 00:50:20,987 --> 00:50:23,189 - Ah! [Chuckles] - Yeah. That's... 972 00:50:23,256 --> 00:50:26,593 Well, your uncle and I got into a little mischief... 973 00:50:26,693 --> 00:50:28,428 - Oh. - Back at exeter. 974 00:50:28,528 --> 00:50:32,265 [Chuckling] We once stole a homecoming float 975 00:50:32,365 --> 00:50:37,237 and... and crashed it right into a goal post. 976 00:50:37,337 --> 00:50:40,740 - We were a little, uh, stewed. - Oh, yeah. Sure, sure. 977 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,900 Nothing like a little consequence-free fun for the rich, huh? 978 00:50:43,430 --> 00:50:45,845 [Chuckles] How is the old the guy doing these days? 979 00:50:45,912 --> 00:50:49,382 Oh, you didn't hear? No, uh... we lost uncle Jeff. 980 00:50:49,449 --> 00:50:53,190 No, no. [Stammers] I'm sorry, what happened? 981 00:50:53,860 --> 00:50:56,256 Yeah, he swam right into a-a boat propeller. Yeah. 982 00:50:56,356 --> 00:50:57,691 - Oh, no. - Yeah. 983 00:50:57,757 --> 00:50:59,592 Uh, just basically, you know, pureed him. 984 00:50:59,693 --> 00:51:01,795 - Oh, good lord! - Just a mess. 985 00:51:01,895 --> 00:51:03,963 - He just looked like sauce. - Oh. 986 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:05,799 It was not great. [Chuckles] 987 00:51:07,267 --> 00:51:10,603 - Well, see you around. - [Sighing] 988 00:51:25,485 --> 00:51:26,753 Mr. Fletcher. 989 00:51:28,388 --> 00:51:29,389 Morris. 990 00:51:30,824 --> 00:51:32,225 Are you really an inspector? 991 00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:34,661 The mayor bestowed that special rank on me 992 00:51:34,761 --> 00:51:37,797 after I solved the murder of a city councilwoman. 993 00:51:37,897 --> 00:51:42,102 She got stabbed multiple times with an ice pick in her own bathtub. 994 00:51:43,136 --> 00:51:44,537 I mean, I guess if you work in politics, 995 00:51:44,571 --> 00:51:46,339 you probably do have to take a lot of baths. 996 00:51:46,439 --> 00:51:49,976 We obtained surveillance footage from a store around the corner. 997 00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:51,311 Where the fudge is made? 998 00:51:51,411 --> 00:51:54,781 And the footage shows Laurel goodwin walking with a man 999 00:51:54,848 --> 00:51:58,518 whose height and build is very similar to yours. 1000 00:51:58,618 --> 00:52:01,421 Well, that doesn't rule out tatianna or Eve, 1001 00:52:01,488 --> 00:52:04,424 or anybody really hiring someone to do their dirty work. 1002 00:52:04,491 --> 00:52:05,925 Did you see his face? 1003 00:52:05,992 --> 00:52:08,495 He was wearing a purple hat with a yellow logo. 1004 00:52:09,929 --> 00:52:11,865 Exactly like the one on your head. 1005 00:52:11,965 --> 00:52:13,967 You ****ing with me? Come on. 1006 00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:15,935 Be honest, Morris. Are you ****ing with me? 1007 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,539 Mr. Fletcher, when have you ever known me to **** with you? 1008 00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:29,215 Okay. Well, I-I see that, sure, 1009 00:52:29,315 --> 00:52:32,852 but it's probably a Minnesota vikings hat, you know? 1010 00:52:33,887 --> 00:52:35,889 - Any theories? - Yes. 1011 00:52:36,723 --> 00:52:38,158 Innin Maurice Fletcher, 1012 00:52:38,224 --> 00:52:40,827 you're under arrest for the murder of Laurel goodwin. 1013 00:52:40,894 --> 00:52:44,230 Come on now! That's... you're not playing fair. [Groans] 1014 00:52:44,330 --> 00:52:46,666 Can you do me a favor? Read me my rights in Italian. 1015 00:52:46,733 --> 00:52:47,967 I've been working really hard on it. 1016 00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:49,803 - Let's go. - Okay, ow. [Groans] 1017 00:52:49,869 --> 00:52:52,500 [Buzzer sounds] 1018 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:53,239 Andy, it's me. 1019 00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:55,842 Oh, I'm glad you're awake. Listen, I need... 1020 00:52:57,544 --> 00:52:59,479 You're what? 1021 00:52:59,546 --> 00:53:02,480 Oh. Well, in that case, I'm really glad you're awake. 1022 00:53:02,982 --> 00:53:05,185 Yes, what aren't you wearing? 1023 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,389 Oh, goodness. You woke up in a very naughty mood. 1024 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,590 What? No, I don't need a reason to call you. 1025 00:53:13,159 --> 00:53:16,930 I was just calling. I happen to be calling you, you know, to hear your voice. 1026 00:53:18,398 --> 00:53:21,868 And I need you to bail me out of jail. 1027 00:53:26,506 --> 00:53:29,175 Come on, griz. Is this about the bus? 1028 00:53:30,430 --> 00:53:31,277 It was nothing personal. 1029 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,181 You're free to go. 1030 00:53:36,349 --> 00:53:37,617 How can I make it up to you? 1031 00:53:37,717 --> 00:53:38,952 Are you set for luggage? 1032 00:53:40,286 --> 00:53:41,755 I'll let you take me to dinner? 1033 00:53:43,456 --> 00:53:45,792 I'd rather throw myself into Boston harbor. 1034 00:53:48,628 --> 00:53:49,629 Seems extreme. 1035 00:53:52,899 --> 00:53:54,100 Go, Lakers. 1036 00:53:54,434 --> 00:53:55,935 [Phone ringing] 1037 00:53:58,204 --> 00:53:59,205 Hey. 1038 00:53:59,272 --> 00:54:00,640 [Frank] I got that police report you wanted 1039 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,542 I just emailed it to you. It's enciypted 1040 00:54:02,609 --> 00:54:05,478 - oh, good. Uh, what's the password? - [Frank] Go **** yourself 1041 00:54:05,578 --> 00:54:07,547 - frank, don't be an ***hole. - [Call disconnects] 1042 00:54:11,618 --> 00:54:12,752 [Laptop chimes] 1043 00:54:12,819 --> 00:54:13,820 [Chuckles] 1044 00:54:14,988 --> 00:54:16,756 Okay. [Sighs] 1045 00:54:29,335 --> 00:54:31,237 [Doorbell rings] 1046 00:54:31,304 --> 00:54:36,109 [Scoffs] Fletch, how dare you abandon me at the hotel yesterday? 1047 00:54:36,176 --> 00:54:40,447 The countess de grassi has never been left alone at the table. 1048 00:54:40,513 --> 00:54:42,282 - Countess, what are you doing? - Ah, you were right. 1049 00:54:42,315 --> 00:54:44,284 The hotel is too expensive. 1050 00:54:44,918 --> 00:54:48,121 I can't get menti's money. 1051 00:54:48,188 --> 00:54:50,757 - Everything is all freezed. - Thank you. 1052 00:54:50,824 --> 00:54:52,926 Uh, why did you come here? 1053 00:54:52,992 --> 00:54:56,696 Why should the countess de grassi stay in a too expensive hotel 1054 00:54:56,796 --> 00:55:00,330 when her almost son is here 1055 00:55:00,133 --> 00:55:04,400 in this nice big town house 1056 00:55:04,104 --> 00:55:05,171 near very good shopping... 1057 00:55:05,271 --> 00:55:06,606 You can't stay here. 1058 00:55:06,673 --> 00:55:08,942 What would poor dead menti say 1059 00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:12,779 if he know the countess is in some fleabag hotel? 1060 00:55:14,314 --> 00:55:15,849 No. No happy. 1061 00:55:15,949 --> 00:55:20,387 - Now, fletch, where is my room? - I'm sorry. I... 1062 00:55:20,487 --> 00:55:22,956 You know, I came here to work. You're just gonna be in the way. 1063 00:55:23,230 --> 00:55:25,125 Oh, you bet your big **** I'm going to be in the way. 1064 00:55:25,191 --> 00:55:27,394 I am going to keep an eye on you. 1065 00:55:27,494 --> 00:55:29,396 Okay, you can stay one night, 1066 00:55:29,496 --> 00:55:31,564 and then we're gonna look for a nice mid-range hotel for you. 1067 00:55:31,564 --> 00:55:34,300 What is this "mid-range"? 1068 00:55:34,367 --> 00:55:36,369 Now come, fletch. Come. [Clicks tongue] Sit. 1069 00:55:37,237 --> 00:55:41,174 I now show you what I want to show you at the hotel 1070 00:55:41,241 --> 00:55:43,543 when you leave me with il conto. 1071 00:55:43,643 --> 00:55:45,378 I found this at the villa. 1072 00:55:46,212 --> 00:55:49,215 - Photos. Angela's photos. - Hmm. 1073 00:55:50,383 --> 00:55:53,586 Did you know Angela went to university 1074 00:55:53,687 --> 00:55:56,220 here in Boston for a year? 1075 00:55:56,890 --> 00:55:57,390 No, it never came up. 1076 00:55:58,324 --> 00:56:00,994 Hmm. Do you know who that is? 1077 00:56:01,610 --> 00:56:02,729 Turn it over. 1078 00:56:02,829 --> 00:56:06,266 Owen tasserly. Did you know they were friends? 1079 00:56:06,366 --> 00:56:08,601 - She might have mentioned it. - Oh. 1080 00:56:08,702 --> 00:56:10,337 Andy made all the arrangements. 1081 00:56:10,403 --> 00:56:13,373 Fletch, listen to the contessa. 1082 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:17,444 Angela cannot be trusted. Why is she not here? 1083 00:56:17,544 --> 00:56:19,446 She's trying to find her father, your husband. 1084 00:56:19,546 --> 00:56:22,615 Oh, fletch. Fletch. 1085 00:56:22,716 --> 00:56:25,285 I know this is so bad news for you. 1086 00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:27,120 Now, where is the shower? 1087 00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:28,388 You want to take a shower? 1088 00:56:28,455 --> 00:56:31,725 No, I want you to take a shower. You stink. 1089 00:56:31,791 --> 00:56:33,590 I make drinks. 1090 00:56:35,295 --> 00:56:36,563 [Water running] 1091 00:56:36,629 --> 00:56:38,640 [Door opens] 1092 00:56:39,299 --> 00:56:40,600 [Fletch] Countess, do you mind? 1093 00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:43,737 Fletch, I found a dead fish in your tank. 1094 00:56:44,971 --> 00:56:48,875 Okay, well, we'll light a candle for it. 1095 00:56:48,942 --> 00:56:53,747 - Now, could you please... - Oh, fletch, I am so sad. 1096 00:56:53,813 --> 00:56:55,782 My menti is dead. 1097 00:56:55,882 --> 00:56:59,285 My chiromante tells me the kidnappers have killed him. 1098 00:56:59,386 --> 00:57:02,722 Where did all your clothes go? What is the chiromante? 1099 00:57:02,789 --> 00:57:07,160 How do you say? Uh, is a fortune teller. 1100 00:57:08,595 --> 00:57:12,132 She tell me they take my menti, they put him in a coffin, 1101 00:57:12,232 --> 00:57:15,101 they fill it with cats, and they Bury him alive. 1102 00:57:15,168 --> 00:57:17,437 - Is horrible, no? - Well, it sounds very implausible. 1103 00:57:17,504 --> 00:57:19,739 Fletch, is no time for a wisecrack. 1104 00:57:19,806 --> 00:57:21,274 My menti is allergic. 1105 00:57:21,341 --> 00:57:23,143 Now, shall I make us negronis? 1106 00:57:25,780 --> 00:57:27,480 Go buy gin, vermouth, campari and oranges. 1107 00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:30,283 [Sighs] Can I please have the bathroom to myself? 1108 00:57:30,350 --> 00:57:34,988 Fletch, you parade around me naked, but I am not going to sleep with you. 1109 00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:36,890 You came in here. 1110 00:57:36,156 --> 00:57:38,958 Please do not put too much vermouth in my negroni. 1111 00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:40,260 Hurry up. 1112 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,290 [Sighs] 1113 00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:57,277 [Officer] / got eyes on Fletcher. 1114 00:57:57,344 --> 00:58:00,313 In the alleyway, headed towards your end of the street. Over. 1115 00:58:01,481 --> 00:58:02,882 Copy that. Roger. 1116 00:58:04,818 --> 00:58:06,386 Oh, no! Oh, no! 1117 00:58:18,565 --> 00:58:20,834 - [Driver] You innin? - [Fletch] Call me fletch. 1118 00:58:43,656 --> 00:58:47,694 - [Horan] Really quite extraordinary. - [Fletch] Yes, it is. 1119 00:58:47,761 --> 00:58:51,531 He's asking 25 million. My advice is to counter at 20. 1120 00:58:53,166 --> 00:58:55,568 Well, okay. Make that counter. 1121 00:58:56,369 --> 00:58:57,504 Fantastic. 1122 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:04,577 Hey, uh, excuse me, 1123 00:59:04,678 --> 00:59:07,580 do you happen to know where I can maybe buy some fireworks? 1124 00:59:07,681 --> 00:59:09,549 Yeah, New Hampshire. 1125 00:59:09,616 --> 00:59:11,951 [Angela] Where are you, fletch? I called a few times. 1126 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,788 Lilly lawyer told me that the ****ing countess has gone to Boston. 1127 00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:17,457 Has she tried to contact you? 1128 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:22,195 I'm coming to Boston tomorrow. M y flight arrives at 5.132 p. M. 1129 00:59:22,262 --> 00:59:25,398 Can you pick me up? I miss you. 1130 00:59:25,465 --> 00:59:26,933 Ciao, amore. [Imitates kisses] 1131 01:00:23,289 --> 01:00:24,491 [Fireworks exploding] 1132 01:00:24,591 --> 01:00:26,993 What the... 1133 01:00:27,930 --> 01:00:28,695 The ****? 1134 01:00:39,539 --> 01:00:41,441 [Loud explosion] 1135 01:00:51,951 --> 01:00:53,687 [Boat alarm blaring] 1136 01:00:56,389 --> 01:00:58,158 [Sirens wailing] 1137 01:01:02,228 --> 01:01:05,231 [Marv] It was the teenagers. They were drinking. 1138 01:01:05,331 --> 01:01:07,133 So sorry about your window. 1139 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,868 [Horan] This boat is private property. 1140 01:01:08,968 --> 01:01:12,472 Yeah, I know. No one who's allowed on but me, 1141 01:01:12,539 --> 01:01:14,407 and I am bringing in my own private security. 1142 01:01:14,507 --> 01:01:17,344 [Marv] Oh, hey, I know the guys who used to guard Peter wolf. 1143 01:01:17,410 --> 01:01:19,679 - [Sighs] Shit. - [Marv] J. Geils band... 1144 01:01:19,746 --> 01:01:23,483 [Horan] No, my security team will be here within the hour. Thank you. 1145 01:01:23,550 --> 01:01:26,486 [Marv] Come on. "Angel is a centerfold"? 1146 01:01:26,553 --> 01:01:29,189 [Horan] I don't know what that is and I hope that I never do. 1147 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,730 How long have you guys done security? 1148 01:01:37,430 --> 01:01:38,498 [Guard] About eight years. 1149 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:58,251 I've never felt the need to have a gun, because I have sort of an inner calm. 1150 01:01:58,351 --> 01:01:59,619 [Yelps] 1151 01:02:01,588 --> 01:02:03,757 - [Marv] Oh, for... - [Guard] Let's go check that out. 1152 01:02:03,857 --> 01:02:05,458 Let's go. 1153 01:02:05,558 --> 01:02:09,429 Uh, I'm coming. I'll... [Stammers] Sorry. I'll help. 1154 01:02:09,529 --> 01:02:12,966 Pretty dark, so be careful, guys. It's really dark. 1155 01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:15,350 - [Guard 1] Okay, Marv. - [Guard 2] Thanks, bud. 1156 01:03:06,190 --> 01:03:08,355 [Marv] It's just those same inebriated kids. 1157 01:03:08,455 --> 01:03:12,158 Probablyjust doing pranks, and, you know, just trying to get hits online. 1158 01:03:12,258 --> 01:03:13,460 Trying to go viral. 1159 01:03:13,526 --> 01:03:15,462 I've been doing this 21 years. 1160 01:03:15,528 --> 01:03:19,990 When I, uh... when I was 17, I stopped a burglary at caldor, 1161 01:03:19,165 --> 01:03:22,369 and I kind of was like, you know, I think this is the thing for me. 1162 01:03:22,469 --> 01:03:24,204 I-I tripped the guy, but still. 1163 01:03:24,304 --> 01:03:29,609 Hey, you guys like j. Geils? "Freeze-frame"? "Love stinks"? 1164 01:03:29,676 --> 01:03:31,378 I think horan's never even heard of them. 1165 01:03:31,478 --> 01:03:33,313 I mean, I get you don't know "whammer jammer." 1166 01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:35,181 First record. Who's gonna hear that? 1167 01:03:35,281 --> 01:03:37,851 Harmonic instrumental. I mean, whoa. 1168 01:03:38,485 --> 01:03:39,953 But "centerfold"? 1169 01:03:47,627 --> 01:03:49,462 - [Knocks on door] - [Car horn honks] 1170 01:03:49,529 --> 01:03:51,197 You really need to get some sleep. 1171 01:03:51,297 --> 01:03:55,702 Oh, my god. No, I don't actually. 1172 01:03:58,905 --> 01:04:00,400 [Groans] 1173 01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:03,543 Fletch, I told you I not sleep with you. 1174 01:04:03,643 --> 01:04:07,747 Countess, this is my bed. There are three other rooms. 1175 01:04:07,847 --> 01:04:09,516 Have you found my paintings? 1176 01:04:09,582 --> 01:04:11,985 I wasn't looking for your... For the... for the paintings. 1177 01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:15,488 [Groans] I think the wicked Angela has you under the spell. 1178 01:04:15,555 --> 01:04:18,825 For your information, I'm crazy about Angela. 1179 01:04:18,892 --> 01:04:20,293 I'm actually thinking of asking her to marry me. 1180 01:04:20,326 --> 01:04:23,763 Oh, no. Don't waste your third marriage on her. 1181 01:04:23,863 --> 01:04:29,200 Menti was my third marriage, and, oh, he was my best one yet. 1182 01:04:29,690 --> 01:04:31,338 You know, I wish you and Angela could get to know one another. 1183 01:04:31,371 --> 01:04:32,839 I think you would actually be friends. 1184 01:04:32,872 --> 01:04:34,874 She hate the countess. 1185 01:04:34,941 --> 01:04:37,344 I think she just doesn't know the countess. 1186 01:04:37,410 --> 01:04:41,470 Fletch, are you trying to seduce me? 1187 01:04:41,114 --> 01:04:43,116 That is not at all what's happening right now. 1188 01:04:43,216 --> 01:04:46,453 Okay, fletch. Okay. Maybe only this once. Come. Come. 1189 01:04:46,553 --> 01:04:48,321 Okay. I'm gonna go to one of the spare rooms. 1190 01:04:50,790 --> 01:04:54,600 Hmm. Bravo, fletch. Bravo, bravo. 1191 01:04:54,127 --> 01:04:57,864 You have passed my test. Now you can be my son-in-law. 1192 01:04:59,366 --> 01:05:02,268 It's a nice big hairy chest, I see. 1193 01:05:02,369 --> 01:05:04,537 - You have a nice chest, fletch. - Thank you. 1194 01:05:05,380 --> 01:05:07,774 [Snoring] 1195 01:05:08,575 --> 01:05:10,377 Morris! Morris! Morris! 1196 01:05:10,443 --> 01:05:12,112 - Jesus, griz. - Sorry. 1197 01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:13,813 Oh, my god. I have something for you. 1198 01:05:13,913 --> 01:05:16,216 There was an incident last night at the mayflower yacht club 1199 01:05:16,249 --> 01:05:18,840 and these kids, they were shooting out some fireworks. 1200 01:05:18,118 --> 01:05:20,587 And they think that they went astray onto this one yacht. 1201 01:05:21,388 --> 01:05:22,389 [Monroe] Yeah? 1202 01:05:23,423 --> 01:05:25,725 The yacht belongs to Ronald horan. 1203 01:05:28,328 --> 01:05:30,497 We found Fletcher parked in front of the horan gallery. 1204 01:05:30,563 --> 01:05:31,965 Right. So do you think that... 1205 01:05:32,650 --> 01:05:35,301 This stupid idiot moron had something to do with this? 1206 01:05:35,902 --> 01:05:36,936 - ****, yes. - Yeah. 1207 01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:38,538 - **** yeah! **** yeah! - [Loud clatter] 1208 01:05:38,571 --> 01:05:39,806 Ow! Oh, ow. 1209 01:05:40,740 --> 01:05:43,510 Well, he told me his name was Ralph Locke. 1210 01:05:43,610 --> 01:05:45,578 And that's why I wanted to see you. 1211 01:05:45,645 --> 01:05:47,814 Be very careful doing business with Mr. Fletcher. 1212 01:05:47,914 --> 01:05:50,316 Thank you, inspector. I appreciate that very much. 1213 01:05:52,252 --> 01:05:53,253 [Clears throat] 1214 01:05:55,422 --> 01:05:56,423 [Grunts] 1215 01:06:05,298 --> 01:06:06,966 Okay. Okay. Sure. 1216 01:06:07,670 --> 01:06:10,203 80, has the countess tried to contact you? 1217 01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:12,305 - Yes. - Shit. What is she up to? 1218 01:06:13,106 --> 01:06:15,410 Well, spying on me. 1219 01:06:15,108 --> 01:06:17,310 [Sighs] Where is she staying? 1220 01:06:17,410 --> 01:06:19,379 At the town house with me. 1221 01:06:20,146 --> 01:06:21,448 Are you kidding me? 1222 01:06:21,548 --> 01:06:23,249 How could you let her stay with you? 1223 01:06:23,316 --> 01:06:25,719 She showed up with suitcases. I can't get her to leave. 1224 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:27,921 Did you have *** with her? 1225 01:06:27,987 --> 01:06:30,223 No. I slept in the other room. 1226 01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:31,291 I don't believe you. 1227 01:06:32,492 --> 01:06:34,494 Andy, why did you lie to me about tasserly? 1228 01:06:34,594 --> 01:06:36,563 What? What are you talking about? 1229 01:06:36,629 --> 01:06:38,798 You didn't tell me you did a year of college in Boston 1230 01:06:38,898 --> 01:06:40,667 and that you knew Owen tasserly. 1231 01:06:40,767 --> 01:06:42,135 - Of course I did. - No. 1232 01:06:42,235 --> 01:06:45,438 You said you got the town house off a luxury rental website. 1233 01:06:45,505 --> 01:06:47,640 Fletch, you're becoming paranoid. 1234 01:06:47,741 --> 01:06:50,643 Listen, I think Owen tasserly killed Laurel goodwin. 1235 01:06:50,744 --> 01:06:51,811 - [Laughs] - He was arrested 1236 01:06:51,911 --> 01:06:54,247 for bonking his neighbor over the head with a very heavy object. 1237 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:57,183 He's violent. He could have easily bonked Laurel over the head too. 1238 01:06:57,283 --> 01:06:59,652 Owen's not a serial bonker. 1239 01:06:59,753 --> 01:07:01,755 Look, he's going through a hellish divorce. 1240 01:07:01,821 --> 01:07:03,656 He's abusing drugs. He's... he's a mess. 1241 01:07:03,757 --> 01:07:04,824 Yeah. [Sighs] 1242 01:07:04,924 --> 01:07:07,360 He told me all about that. Poverino. 1243 01:07:07,460 --> 01:07:09,696 - What? You talk to him? - Yes, we talk. 1244 01:07:09,796 --> 01:07:11,197 He's an old friend. 1245 01:07:11,297 --> 01:07:13,967 - Does Owen know any martial arts? - [Angela] What? No. 1246 01:07:14,340 --> 01:07:16,360 - Does he have a beard now? - How should I know? 1247 01:07:16,136 --> 01:07:17,804 You just said you talk to him all the time. 1248 01:07:17,837 --> 01:07:19,706 You can't hear a beard over the phone. 1249 01:07:19,806 --> 01:07:22,308 I don't know. Maybe you facetime or send each other texts. 1250 01:07:22,375 --> 01:07:24,344 I just got off a very long flight. I'm very tired. 1251 01:07:24,444 --> 01:07:26,212 You're attacking me with all these questions. 1252 01:07:26,312 --> 01:07:28,782 - Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. - [Sighs] 1253 01:07:49,169 --> 01:07:50,170 [Sighs] 1254 01:07:52,272 --> 01:07:53,907 Okay, listen to this. 1255 01:07:53,973 --> 01:07:55,909 Our Ronald horan is under investigation 1256 01:07:55,975 --> 01:07:59,446 for a possible false insurance claim about a robbery at his gallery. 1257 01:07:59,512 --> 01:08:01,140 What is innin up to with this guy? 1258 01:08:01,114 --> 01:08:03,483 Also, you asked me to search the Italian papers. 1259 01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:04,918 Check that out. 1260 01:08:06,453 --> 01:08:07,520 What's it say? 1261 01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:09,923 [Speaks Italian] 1262 01:08:09,989 --> 01:08:11,458 Oh, in English. 1263 01:08:11,524 --> 01:08:14,361 Fletcher's at a press conference about a kidnapping, 1264 01:08:14,461 --> 01:08:17,263 of the count de grassi, father of Angela de grassi. 1265 01:08:17,797 --> 01:08:19,990 Andy, Angela. 1266 01:08:19,165 --> 01:08:21,267 And the kidnappers are demanding a Picasso painting 1267 01:08:21,334 --> 01:08:23,360 from the count's collection as ransom. 1268 01:08:23,136 --> 01:08:25,638 But Angela's saying that the painting's been stolen. 1269 01:08:25,705 --> 01:08:26,840 Hmm. 1270 01:08:27,774 --> 01:08:29,142 So are we gonna bring Fletcher in? 1271 01:08:31,845 --> 01:08:34,347 Not yet. Keep looking. 1272 01:08:35,150 --> 01:08:36,160 Okay. 1273 01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:39,152 [Sighs] 1274 01:08:43,957 --> 01:08:44,958 Wait a minute. 1275 01:08:51,631 --> 01:08:54,367 - Just like family, we are together. - [Fletch] Mmm. 1276 01:08:54,467 --> 01:08:55,835 If only menti were here. 1277 01:08:55,902 --> 01:08:57,504 [Sighs] Dear papa. 1278 01:08:57,570 --> 01:08:58,571 Mmm. 1279 01:09:00,173 --> 01:09:02,475 - Oh, grazie. [Laughs] - Mm-hmm. 1280 01:09:02,542 --> 01:09:03,543 [Doorbell rings] 1281 01:09:03,643 --> 01:09:05,412 Mmm. I'll get it. 1282 01:09:05,512 --> 01:09:07,313 - [The countess] Who is it? - No one you know. 1283 01:09:07,347 --> 01:09:08,348 Is it someone I know? 1284 01:09:08,415 --> 01:09:10,350 Fletch, set another place. 1285 01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:12,485 [Door buzzing] 1286 01:09:13,987 --> 01:09:15,689 - Owen! [Laughs] - Angela. 1287 01:09:15,755 --> 01:09:19,159 [Angela] Come in to your own house. Ciao, amore. [Kisses] 1288 01:09:19,225 --> 01:09:20,894 [Both kiss, chuckle] 1289 01:09:20,994 --> 01:09:23,363 This is my boyfriend who's been staying here. 1290 01:09:24,970 --> 01:09:27,000 And Sylvia my stepmother. 1291 01:09:27,670 --> 01:09:30,503 I know. I know. We look like sorelle. Sisters. 1292 01:09:30,570 --> 01:09:31,838 Ah, ha. [Chuckles] 1293 01:09:33,173 --> 01:09:34,774 Quite an art collection you have, Mr. Tasserly. 1294 01:09:34,774 --> 01:09:35,775 Thank you. 1295 01:09:37,344 --> 01:09:40,460 - That my shirt? - No. Maybe. 1296 01:09:40,113 --> 01:09:44,918 - Owen, you are an art dealer, no? - I'm an art broker. 1297 01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:48,210 - You study any martial arts by any chance? - Muay Thai. 1298 01:09:49,222 --> 01:09:50,924 - Muay Thai. - [Chuckles] 1299 01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:53,626 Look, I owe you a big apology about the other night. 1300 01:09:53,727 --> 01:09:55,528 What? What happened? 1301 01:09:55,595 --> 01:09:59,990 I let myself in because I needed something urgently. 1302 01:09:59,199 --> 01:10:02,635 I honestly assumed nobody would be staying here after there was a murder. 1303 01:10:02,736 --> 01:10:06,740 I didn't know it was you, or I wouldn't have done that. 1304 01:10:06,806 --> 01:10:09,309 - What did you do? - Oh, he kicked my ***. 1305 01:10:09,409 --> 01:10:10,443 [Owen] Uh... 1306 01:10:10,543 --> 01:10:11,945 What did you need so urgently? 1307 01:10:12,746 --> 01:10:14,414 Some medication. 1308 01:10:14,481 --> 01:10:17,830 Medication? For what? 1309 01:10:17,150 --> 01:10:23,423 Um... it's a rare disorder. Segenisis. 1310 01:10:23,490 --> 01:10:25,825 It's... it's... it's a stom... stomach thing. 1311 01:10:25,925 --> 01:10:30,730 It's a... you get it from eating too much... porridge. 1312 01:10:32,565 --> 01:10:34,901 Owen, come on. Tell us the truth. 1313 01:10:34,968 --> 01:10:38,271 Fine. I snuck in to get a bottle of oxy I had in the drawer. 1314 01:10:38,338 --> 01:10:39,339 [Fletch] Oh. 1315 01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:43,777 [Owen] I flew back from Paris early because I know I need to get help. 1316 01:10:43,843 --> 01:10:44,911 But I was weak. Okay? 1317 01:10:44,978 --> 01:10:49,115 Did you come here tonight to see me or to look for more oxy? 1318 01:10:52,118 --> 01:10:53,653 Can't it be both? 1319 01:10:53,753 --> 01:10:54,954 [Sighs] Ay. 1320 01:10:55,210 --> 01:10:56,189 Owen, you're going to rehab. 1321 01:10:56,289 --> 01:10:58,458 Anything else you want to tell us about, Owen? 1322 01:10:58,525 --> 01:11:00,593 - Where are my paintings? - What is she talking about? 1323 01:11:00,627 --> 01:11:02,195 Is the Picasso here? 1324 01:11:02,295 --> 01:11:03,363 - [Angela] Sylvia. - What? 1325 01:11:03,463 --> 01:11:04,898 - Come on. You're being ridiculous. - No. 1326 01:11:04,931 --> 01:11:10,470 Owen knows nothing about the paintings that you and your criminal brothers stole. 1327 01:11:10,537 --> 01:11:12,172 [The countess, Angela speak Italian] 1328 01:11:12,272 --> 01:11:13,606 There it is. 1329 01:11:13,673 --> 01:11:15,809 [Continues speaking Italian] 1330 01:11:16,776 --> 01:11:18,845 Ladies. Ladies. 1331 01:11:21,214 --> 01:11:24,517 Ah, rothko. Oh, Lee krasner. Miro... 1332 01:11:29,522 --> 01:11:30,523 [Fletch] Ladies. 1333 01:11:31,358 --> 01:11:32,659 [The countess screams] 1334 01:11:36,296 --> 01:11:37,997 - [Fletch] Ladies. - Where's Frida kahlo? 1335 01:11:39,466 --> 01:11:41,835 Owen, who are these loud Italians? 1336 01:11:43,169 --> 01:11:44,971 Tatiana, thanks for coming. 1337 01:11:45,380 --> 01:11:46,390 Oh, shit. 1338 01:11:46,139 --> 01:11:49,576 [Laughs] What? Frank! 1339 01:11:49,676 --> 01:11:50,744 Frank? That's Ralph. 1340 01:11:50,844 --> 01:11:52,712 He's the guy who's been renting my place. 1341 01:11:52,812 --> 01:11:54,614 He told me he's frank jaffe from the sentinel. 1342 01:11:54,647 --> 01:11:56,716 Then he came over and interviewed me. 1343 01:11:56,816 --> 01:11:58,618 - So there is an explanation. - [Tatiana] Uh-huh. 1344 01:11:58,651 --> 01:12:01,121 You came over to my wife's house pretending to be a journalist? 1345 01:12:01,187 --> 01:12:03,556 Well, I was a reporter of some repute. 1346 01:12:03,656 --> 01:12:05,792 - What are you playing at, bro? - What is going on here? 1347 01:12:05,825 --> 01:12:07,360 Okay. A lot of balls in the air right now. 1348 01:12:07,394 --> 01:12:09,529 - Fletch, what did you do now? - He killed Frida kahlo. 1349 01:12:09,562 --> 01:12:10,864 I knew you were a phony. 1350 01:12:11,431 --> 01:12:12,899 A style editor? 1351 01:12:12,999 --> 01:12:15,468 - He doesn't even know what bespoke means. - Doesn't even know what bespoke... 1352 01:12:15,502 --> 01:12:16,770 - No. - The ****, dude! 1353 01:12:16,870 --> 01:12:18,438 You better be able to explain yourself. 1354 01:12:18,438 --> 01:12:19,939 Okay. Well, it's not a short explain... 1355 01:12:19,939 --> 01:12:22,420 - [The countess screams] - [Owen] Jesus! ****! 1356 01:12:22,108 --> 01:12:23,777 You have got to stop hitting me! 1357 01:12:23,877 --> 01:12:26,279 I'm calling the cops on this piece of shit right now. 1358 01:12:26,379 --> 01:12:29,115 Please. Ask for inspector Morris Monroe. He's a smart guy. 1359 01:12:29,215 --> 01:12:30,350 You can use my name. 1360 01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:32,218 Which one? Fletch? Frank? Ralph? 1361 01:12:32,285 --> 01:12:34,220 [Angela] Owen, stop! Stop! Everybody calm down! 1362 01:12:34,287 --> 01:12:35,388 Hey, hey, basta. 1363 01:12:35,455 --> 01:12:37,557 You! Yes. 1364 01:12:37,624 --> 01:12:39,392 Put your phone down. Yes. 1365 01:12:40,427 --> 01:12:42,562 Let's all take a breath. Listen to me. 1366 01:12:42,629 --> 01:12:46,660 Fletch has been investigating the murder. 1367 01:12:46,132 --> 01:12:50,700 I'm sure that's why he was at your house, Tatiana. 1368 01:12:50,870 --> 01:12:53,573 Oh, wow. What smells so good? 1369 01:12:53,640 --> 01:12:55,875 Wow. Are you guys doing a seder? 1370 01:12:55,942 --> 01:12:57,770 Eve, you're here. 1371 01:12:57,143 --> 01:12:58,678 - Who is this? - Of course you're here. 1372 01:12:58,712 --> 01:13:00,980 - Why are you here? And who is this? - [Grunts] 1373 01:13:01,614 --> 01:13:05,318 I don't know. We met on the street, and he asked to come up and see you. 1374 01:13:05,418 --> 01:13:07,320 - I let him in. [Chuckles] - [Fletch] Cool. 1375 01:13:07,420 --> 01:13:08,555 Are you innin Fletcher? 1376 01:13:08,621 --> 01:13:09,823 Yes, I am. 1377 01:13:11,658 --> 01:13:12,959 - Whoa! - [Screams] 1378 01:13:13,590 --> 01:13:15,128 I mean, no, I'm not. I always get that wrong. 1379 01:13:15,228 --> 01:13:16,830 My name is Bart Robinson. 1380 01:13:17,831 --> 01:13:19,799 I was engaged to marry Laurel goodwin. 1381 01:13:19,899 --> 01:13:21,670 [Barks, whines] 1382 01:13:21,134 --> 01:13:22,936 Okay. Hey, buddy. No one's getting shot today. 1383 01:13:23,636 --> 01:13:24,971 Let's get you sobered up. 1384 01:13:25,710 --> 01:13:26,906 - Get some coffee in you. - Please. You come to Sylvia. 1385 01:13:26,940 --> 01:13:29,442 This is Sylvia. She's gonna get you some nice food. 1386 01:13:29,509 --> 01:13:31,578 - We'll be okay. - [Bart] What kind of food? 1387 01:13:31,644 --> 01:13:34,347 [Fletch] Get you a bite to eat. We're gonna take care of ya. 1388 01:13:34,447 --> 01:13:37,617 What is that? Owen, is that oxy? 1389 01:13:37,684 --> 01:13:39,452 - I have a prescription. - Right now? Really? 1390 01:13:39,486 --> 01:13:42,856 Owen, I told you. Booze and pills, it's a bad road. 1391 01:13:42,956 --> 01:13:45,291 - People love you, Owen. - Oh, Eve. 1392 01:13:46,292 --> 01:13:48,428 - [Angela] Oh! - [Tatiana] Owen! 1393 01:13:49,496 --> 01:13:51,765 Owen, you didn't sign the ****ing paper! 1394 01:13:51,831 --> 01:13:54,801 That dog is make pip/on the carpet. 1395 01:13:54,868 --> 01:13:57,971 - [Mignon whines] - Oh, yeah. She's hungry. 1396 01:13:58,380 --> 01:13:59,105 [Text tone chimes] 1397 01:13:59,172 --> 01:14:03,943 [Exhales] Um, I have to go. 1398 01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:06,713 - Wait, what? Why? - [The countess] Ah, bravo. 1399 01:14:06,813 --> 01:14:10,500 Fletch, this is something I need to do right now. 1400 01:14:10,150 --> 01:14:11,685 And I will not be cross-examined. 1401 01:14:11,785 --> 01:14:13,486 - Let it out, buddy. - [Crying] 1402 01:14:13,553 --> 01:14:15,355 Let it out. Let it out. 1403 01:14:15,455 --> 01:14:17,190 [Angela] You are being impossible. 1404 01:14:17,290 --> 01:14:18,825 [Groans] This is delicious. 1405 01:14:19,693 --> 01:14:21,661 Are you really not gonna tell me anything? 1406 01:14:23,797 --> 01:14:26,232 - Andy, don't do this. - You're on thin ice, fletch. 1407 01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:28,334 [Driver] Angela, right? 1408 01:14:28,902 --> 01:14:29,903 I'm on thin ice? 1409 01:15:00,934 --> 01:15:03,436 [Indistinct talking] 1410 01:15:30,263 --> 01:15:31,931 [Thunder rumbling] 1411 01:16:04,998 --> 01:16:06,466 [Grunts] God. 1412 01:16:09,736 --> 01:16:11,838 Mr. Horan, lovely to see you. 1413 01:16:11,938 --> 01:16:13,907 So, uh, it's last call at the clubhouse. 1414 01:16:13,973 --> 01:16:16,409 - Oh, well. We'd better hurry. - Yeah, you gotta... better get in there. 1415 01:16:16,443 --> 01:16:18,578 - You know, if they're closed, there's... - Cheers. Thank you. 1416 01:16:18,611 --> 01:16:19,846 Must be scuppers... 1417 01:17:00,530 --> 01:17:01,554 - Hey, commodore. - Hey, Ron. 1418 01:17:11,898 --> 01:17:12,899 [Indistinct talking] 1419 01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:15,201 Shit. 1420 01:17:15,301 --> 01:17:18,400 [Angela] You still haven't explained why you were avoiding me. 1421 01:17:18,710 --> 01:17:21,875 [Horan] I was not avoiding you. I was trying to protect you. 1422 01:17:21,975 --> 01:17:23,710 [Angela] You lie some ****ing bullshit. 1423 01:17:23,810 --> 01:17:25,412 Do you really expect me to believe that? 1424 01:17:25,512 --> 01:17:28,515 [Horan] Angela, I told you. I am under investigation. 1425 01:17:28,581 --> 01:17:31,685 People are watching my every move. 1426 01:17:31,751 --> 01:17:33,860 [Angela] Oh, come on, Ronald! 1427 01:17:33,186 --> 01:17:37,390 You could have found a way to let me know you sold two of my paintings! 1428 01:17:39,726 --> 01:17:41,561 - [Fletch] Oops. - [Horan] What on earth is...? 1429 01:17:43,496 --> 01:17:44,597 Mr. Locke. 1430 01:17:45,565 --> 01:17:47,670 - Fletch? - Hi. [Exhales deeply] 1431 01:17:47,767 --> 01:17:49,335 What are you doing here? 1432 01:17:49,402 --> 01:17:51,671 You know, I was worried. I'm a... I'm a worrier. 1433 01:17:51,738 --> 01:17:54,674 You don't need to worry. The paintings are here. 1434 01:17:54,741 --> 01:17:55,742 We can save menti. 1435 01:17:55,842 --> 01:17:57,610 Come on. You're like a wet dog. 1436 01:17:59,450 --> 01:18:00,714 [Sighs] Stupid shoes. 1437 01:18:00,780 --> 01:18:03,830 Ronald was my professor in Harvard. 1438 01:18:03,183 --> 01:18:04,351 He was also my lover. 1439 01:18:06,453 --> 01:18:08,188 [Fletch] You know what? Don't look so proud. 1440 01:18:08,221 --> 01:18:10,223 She doesn't have the best record at picking guys. 1441 01:18:10,290 --> 01:18:13,426 So you stole the paintings and gave them to him to sell? 1442 01:18:13,526 --> 01:18:15,950 They're rightfully mine. 1443 01:18:15,195 --> 01:18:16,563 But before I met you, 1444 01:18:16,629 --> 01:18:19,199 Ronald stopped returning my calls or my emails. 1445 01:18:19,265 --> 01:18:21,701 So I was surprised when you told me he had sold two paintings. 1446 01:18:21,768 --> 01:18:24,700 I always intended to keep my bargain with you. 1447 01:18:24,137 --> 01:18:27,140 I was just very concerned that I was being surveilled. 1448 01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:29,275 I'll take your word for it, Ronald. 1449 01:18:29,376 --> 01:18:30,977 [Horan] I did a little digging, you know. 1450 01:18:30,977 --> 01:18:33,246 It would appear that your father's art collection 1451 01:18:33,313 --> 01:18:35,815 was all looted during world war ii. 1452 01:18:35,915 --> 01:18:38,551 If they belong to anyone, it's probably the Italian republic. 1453 01:18:38,618 --> 01:18:40,887 Okay, wait. Was Owen tasserly in your class? 1454 01:18:40,954 --> 01:18:44,424 Yes. We were both in Ronald's class. Why does that matter? 1455 01:18:44,491 --> 01:18:47,227 What is your obsession with Owen tasserly? 1456 01:18:47,293 --> 01:18:50,163 You lied to me about tasserly and I think I know why. 1457 01:18:50,263 --> 01:18:53,133 - What are you talking about? - Owen goes to Europe all the time. 1458 01:18:53,233 --> 01:18:56,169 So he clearly helped you steal the paintings from your father's villa. 1459 01:18:56,269 --> 01:18:58,805 Then Laurel goodwin found out and he killed her. 1460 01:18:58,905 --> 01:19:02,842 But instead of turning tasserly in for that, you decided to let me take the fall. 1461 01:19:02,942 --> 01:19:05,445 Because all you care about is your paintings. 1462 01:19:05,512 --> 01:19:08,181 There's video of Owen and Laurel on the night of the murder. 1463 01:19:08,281 --> 01:19:10,450 The cops thought it was me because of my Lakers hat. 1464 01:19:10,517 --> 01:19:12,519 You're the only one that knows about my Lakers hat. 1465 01:19:12,585 --> 01:19:16,456 So you are an accessory to murder and a liar, Andy! 1466 01:19:16,523 --> 01:19:19,359 And a cold-hearted snake. 1467 01:19:19,459 --> 01:19:20,794 - [Horan clears throat] - What? 1468 01:19:21,661 --> 01:19:23,960 - Okay. - [Gasps} 1469 01:19:24,798 --> 01:19:27,333 uh... okay, I was wrong. 1470 01:19:28,301 --> 01:19:30,360 - Um, you're not the bad guy. - [Sighs] 1471 01:19:30,136 --> 01:19:31,471 He's the bad guy. 1472 01:19:31,538 --> 01:19:33,973 Shit. Can I take this back? Can I take any of that back? 1473 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:34,941 Put these on. 1474 01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:36,876 - [Grunts] - Okay. Can you... one second. 1475 01:19:38,110 --> 01:19:39,979 Okay, I'm very sorry. Uh, I was wrong. 1476 01:19:40,460 --> 01:19:42,248 And... but you have to admit, it was a pretty good theory. 1477 01:19:42,282 --> 01:19:43,883 - I just missed a couple of... - Shut up! 1478 01:19:44,818 --> 01:19:46,353 Really! [Groans] 1479 01:19:47,620 --> 01:19:50,523 Ronald, what are you doing? 1480 01:19:50,623 --> 01:19:52,392 I was in a bad spot. 1481 01:19:53,326 --> 01:19:55,829 You shouldn't have sent fletch to shake the tree. 1482 01:19:56,796 --> 01:19:58,398 Why did you kill Laurel goodwin? 1483 01:19:58,498 --> 01:20:00,330 I researched you, fletch. 1484 01:20:00,133 --> 01:20:02,469 You're a decent investigative reporter. 1485 01:20:02,535 --> 01:20:05,305 I couldn't run the risk of you nosing around in my business. 1486 01:20:05,372 --> 01:20:07,307 I needed you out of the picture. 1487 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:09,476 I guess I'm flattered. 1488 01:20:09,542 --> 01:20:11,578 [Horan] Inspector Monroe came to see me today. 1489 01:20:11,678 --> 01:20:13,747 That's when I decided I had to leave the country 1490 01:20:13,847 --> 01:20:16,649 with the paintings and tie up the loose ends. 1491 01:20:17,650 --> 01:20:18,985 How did you know about my Lakers hat? 1492 01:20:19,190 --> 01:20:22,550 Mmm. Murderers get to keep some secrets. 1493 01:20:23,490 --> 01:20:27,160 Now, put on the handcuffs. 1494 01:20:27,227 --> 01:20:29,429 You weren't planning to take us out to sea 1495 01:20:29,529 --> 01:20:31,865 and tie us up together and push us overboard, were you? 1496 01:20:31,931 --> 01:20:33,833 I was already prepared to commit one murder tonight. 1497 01:20:33,867 --> 01:20:35,468 What makes you think I won't commit two? 1498 01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:37,203 Oops. 1499 01:20:37,270 --> 01:20:39,720 [Breathes heavily] Ronald, stop this bullshit! 1500 01:20:39,105 --> 01:20:40,840 - [Speaks Italian] - [In English] Yeah! 1501 01:20:40,907 --> 01:20:44,744 Shh, shh, shh. You raise your voice again, I'll just put on some very loud music. 1502 01:20:44,844 --> 01:20:45,912 Can I pick it please? 1503 01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:47,847 'Cause the edm... just anything else. 1504 01:20:47,914 --> 01:20:49,949 Dixieland jazz... [stammers] Bluegrass. 1505 01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:51,351 Put on the handcuffs, ***hole. 1506 01:20:51,418 --> 01:20:52,452 You're sick! 1507 01:20:52,552 --> 01:20:54,421 He hasn't had a cold in over 20 years. 1508 01:20:54,521 --> 01:20:56,222 - I should shoot you now. - [Commodore] Ronnie! 1509 01:20:56,256 --> 01:20:58,580 - Help! Help! Help! - Help! He's got a gun! 1510 01:20:58,124 --> 01:20:59,859 - [Loud edm music plays] - Ronnie! 1511 01:20:59,926 --> 01:21:01,961 What the hell are you doing down there? 1512 01:21:02,620 --> 01:21:03,530 - Ah! - [Angela screams] 1513 01:21:04,631 --> 01:21:05,632 [Grunts] 1514 01:21:08,601 --> 01:21:10,136 [Screams] Oh, no! 1515 01:21:10,236 --> 01:21:11,371 [Gunshofl 1516 01:21:11,438 --> 01:21:13,206 [Angela screams, pants] 1517 01:21:25,952 --> 01:21:27,587 [Music stops] 1518 01:21:30,890 --> 01:21:31,891 Hi, fletch. 1519 01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:32,992 [Breathes shakily] 1520 01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:34,940 Uh, hi. 1521 01:21:37,230 --> 01:21:41,334 Uh, so, the scotch should be a fine single malt. 1522 01:21:42,335 --> 01:21:45,105 Again, it's a hospital, but we'll see what we can do. 1523 01:21:45,171 --> 01:21:46,506 What about beer? 1524 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:50,510 - Edibles make me gassy. - I wouldn't know. 1525 01:21:50,610 --> 01:21:51,845 Horan's boat is that big green... 1526 01:21:51,845 --> 01:21:53,146 Turned into a pretty nice night. 1527 01:21:55,810 --> 01:21:56,116 From a weather standpoint. 1528 01:21:57,984 --> 01:21:59,652 Sorry. No paintings. 1529 01:21:59,753 --> 01:22:01,688 What? No, no, no, that can't be. 1530 01:22:01,788 --> 01:22:03,890 We checked everywhere. 1531 01:22:03,156 --> 01:22:05,191 We cut open the mattresses, ripped out the paneling. 1532 01:22:05,191 --> 01:22:08,940 - There are no paintings on that boat. - That is impossible. 1533 01:22:08,161 --> 01:22:10,263 Wait. Uh, how did you find me here? 1534 01:22:10,330 --> 01:22:12,966 Well, when there was the incident here last night, 1535 01:22:13,330 --> 01:22:15,168 I put together that horan owned the boat 1536 01:22:15,268 --> 01:22:18,371 and that we found you parked in front of his gallery. 1537 01:22:18,471 --> 01:22:20,473 Well, I put that together. 1538 01:22:20,540 --> 01:22:22,475 Well, yes, I-I know that, griz, 1539 01:22:22,542 --> 01:22:26,613 but when I say 'i", I mean... Griz... griz put that together. 1540 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,214 So I went to see horan, 1541 01:22:28,314 --> 01:22:30,950 and there was something about him that just made me suspicious. 1542 01:22:31,170 --> 01:22:34,320 So we did some digging and found out that he was heavily in debt 1543 01:22:34,387 --> 01:22:37,557 and being investigated for a false insurance claim. 1544 01:22:37,657 --> 01:22:39,659 [Fletch] Mmm. Mm-hmm. I also found that. 1545 01:22:39,726 --> 01:22:42,228 - [Stammers] Griz put that together. - Just saying. 1546 01:22:42,328 --> 01:22:43,630 And that's when it hit me. 1547 01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:48,835 Horan killed Laurel goodwin. 1548 01:22:49,636 --> 01:22:53,540 Went to go arrest him. He wasn't there, and we had a hunch that he might be here. 1549 01:22:54,908 --> 01:22:56,643 How did you connect him to Laurel's murder? 1550 01:22:56,710 --> 01:22:59,450 - He's always sanitizing his hands. - [Griz] Mmm. 1551 01:22:59,145 --> 01:23:03,650 And he had the cups for the ink pens, clean and dirty. 1552 01:23:03,717 --> 01:23:05,180 - Germophobe. - Germophobe. 1553 01:23:05,850 --> 01:23:08,521 Yeah. So, take a look at this right here. Look at this video. Look at the very end. 1554 01:23:14,728 --> 01:23:17,897 - Oh, look there. - Uh, what? I don't 3... 1555 01:23:17,997 --> 01:23:20,934 He jerks his hand back because she touches his bare skin. 1556 01:23:21,434 --> 01:23:22,736 - Germophobe. - Germophobe. 1557 01:23:22,836 --> 01:23:24,738 But that man has black hair. 1558 01:23:25,338 --> 01:23:27,340 Found this cheap black hair dye. 1559 01:23:27,407 --> 01:23:31,770 So how did he know who I really was? That I wear a Lakers hat? 1560 01:23:31,177 --> 01:23:34,447 Do you remember a picture of you from an article from la repubblica? 1561 01:23:35,715 --> 01:23:36,716 Sure. 1562 01:23:41,221 --> 01:23:42,756 - I was wearing my lucky hat. - Mm-hmm. 1563 01:23:42,856 --> 01:23:45,558 And I zoomed with horan. Wow, I am an idiot. 1564 01:23:45,625 --> 01:23:47,794 - Thank you. - Yep. Finally, a consensus. 1565 01:23:47,894 --> 01:23:50,764 Okay, but why Laurel goodwin? Why her? 1566 01:23:50,864 --> 01:23:53,967 Laurel goodwin was auditing horan's class at Harvard. 1567 01:23:54,670 --> 01:23:58,438 Horan had installed some art in tasserly's town house. So, he had a key. 1568 01:23:58,538 --> 01:24:01,740 He feigned interest in miss goodwin's career to lure her there. 1569 01:24:01,141 --> 01:24:03,443 - She was just a convenient victim. - [Angela gasps] 1570 01:24:03,543 --> 01:24:06,460 - He wanted to frame fletch. - Oh, god. Poor woman. 1571 01:24:06,946 --> 01:24:08,810 That *******! 1572 01:24:10,884 --> 01:24:12,786 He was going to kill me, too. [Gasps] 1573 01:24:16,790 --> 01:24:18,758 - I'm gonna head back to the station. - Yep. 1574 01:24:20,994 --> 01:24:24,731 Well, let me just say I'm glad that we finally solved this case. 1575 01:24:27,467 --> 01:24:29,102 Together. [Exhales deeply] 1576 01:24:29,736 --> 01:24:31,271 - We? - [Fletch] We. 1577 01:24:31,938 --> 01:24:33,600 We three. 1578 01:24:35,308 --> 01:24:39,120 - Mmm. - [Grunts] We solved the case. 1579 01:24:39,112 --> 01:24:41,114 - Well, we. - [Monroe] No, no, no, no. 1580 01:24:41,181 --> 01:24:44,484 You came barefoot into my office and woke up my child 1581 01:24:44,584 --> 01:24:46,853 with a list of suspects that horan wasn't even on! 1582 01:24:46,953 --> 01:24:49,255 - I don't know about that. - You got your *** kicked on the boat 1583 01:24:49,289 --> 01:24:51,658 and almost got shot in the face. That's what you did. 1584 01:24:52,959 --> 01:24:54,661 I'm gonna go to the car. 1585 01:24:55,462 --> 01:24:56,830 I'm gonna miss us. 1586 01:24:56,930 --> 01:24:59,632 But you know, only you could have snuck in a place like this 1587 01:24:59,699 --> 01:25:01,334 and been able to just blend in. 1588 01:25:02,435 --> 01:25:04,170 They'd never let me in a place like this. 1589 01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:07,707 - And I'm an inspector. - Yeah, I know. 1590 01:25:08,775 --> 01:25:09,776 'Cause you're Jewish. 1591 01:25:10,610 --> 01:25:11,611 It's not right. 1592 01:25:13,146 --> 01:25:14,180 I 'Chaim. 1593 01:25:17,183 --> 01:25:19,352 Okay, Andy, why didn't you just come clean with me? 1594 01:25:19,452 --> 01:25:22,288 This all would have gone so much easier had I known the whole story. 1595 01:25:24,357 --> 01:25:26,559 I couldn't trust you with all the information. 1596 01:25:26,659 --> 01:25:27,660 Why? 1597 01:25:27,727 --> 01:25:32,320 Because, like you said, you're an idiot. 1598 01:25:32,132 --> 01:25:34,000 So you were just using me this whole time? 1599 01:25:34,670 --> 01:25:35,535 No, fletch. 1600 01:25:35,635 --> 01:25:39,139 It's just that I fall in love with idiots. 1601 01:25:39,205 --> 01:25:42,142 I may be an idiot, but I saved your life. 1602 01:25:42,742 --> 01:25:44,244 You didn't. 1603 01:25:44,344 --> 01:25:46,713 That girl, she saved both of our lives. 1604 01:25:46,813 --> 01:25:48,181 - Well... - What was her name? 1605 01:25:49,416 --> 01:25:50,684 Grizzly. 1606 01:25:50,750 --> 01:25:53,420 Actually, you know what? I never did get her... 1607 01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:54,587 Hold on one second. 1608 01:25:54,688 --> 01:25:57,190 - [Grunts scoffs] - ["Moanin" ' playing] 1609 01:25:58,191 --> 01:25:59,993 Oh, this is a fun song. 1610 01:26:00,660 --> 01:26:02,262 Griz, one last thing. 1611 01:26:02,362 --> 01:26:05,265 I never got your real name. I-I gotta know. 1612 01:26:06,700 --> 01:26:09,436 It's Griselda. And I'm not ashamed of my name, fletch. 1613 01:26:09,536 --> 01:26:11,137 You shouldn't be ashamed of yours either. 1614 01:26:11,171 --> 01:26:12,405 Thanks. 1615 01:26:12,505 --> 01:26:14,507 There's a lot of other things you could be ashamed of. 1616 01:26:14,541 --> 01:26:16,943 Like your arrogance, your white privilege, your feet. 1617 01:26:17,430 --> 01:26:20,447 Okay, well, um, thank you for saving my ***, Griselda. 1618 01:26:20,547 --> 01:26:22,480 - Mm-hmm. - And if I could just say... 1619 01:26:22,115 --> 01:26:23,950 - Hands off the car, fletch. - [Tires peal] 1620 01:26:37,130 --> 01:26:39,650 [Line ringing] 1621 01:26:40,767 --> 01:26:42,102 [Frank] The **** do you want? 1622 01:26:42,202 --> 01:26:44,738 Hi, frank. You still want that exclusive? 1623 01:26:57,984 --> 01:27:00,553 [Doorbell rings] 1624 01:27:03,390 --> 01:27:05,325 [Door buzzing] 1625 01:27:07,994 --> 01:27:09,329 [Sighs] 1626 01:27:09,429 --> 01:27:10,430 [Door closes] 1627 01:27:10,497 --> 01:27:12,980 Menti, how are you, my friend? 1628 01:27:12,165 --> 01:27:13,333 Buongiorno, fletch. 1629 01:27:15,100 --> 01:27:16,169 How were the Canary Islands? 1630 01:27:16,269 --> 01:27:19,339 Ah. You arranged everything splendidly. 1631 01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:20,440 Hmm. 1632 01:27:21,740 --> 01:27:22,308 Well, it turns out, 1633 01:27:23,510 --> 01:27:25,178 the countess actually loves you. 1634 01:27:25,278 --> 01:27:27,113 She was even able to forgive Angela. 1635 01:27:27,180 --> 01:27:28,515 She's a remarkable woman. 1636 01:27:28,615 --> 01:27:29,649 That she is. 1637 01:27:29,749 --> 01:27:33,190 And in Angela's defense, she didn't know about the murder. 1638 01:27:33,119 --> 01:27:35,989 I think she stole the paintings so the countess couldn't have them. 1639 01:27:36,890 --> 01:27:37,991 I think she resents sharing your love. 1640 01:27:38,910 --> 01:27:39,592 Where are the ladies now? 1641 01:27:39,659 --> 01:27:41,294 They are spending your money. 1642 01:27:42,462 --> 01:27:43,630 [Chuckles] 1643 01:27:43,697 --> 01:27:47,600 So I have your paintings in a Van in a garage very near here. 1644 01:27:47,667 --> 01:27:50,336 I had a thought. Why don't you keep them? 1645 01:27:51,705 --> 01:27:53,600 You can't be serious. 1646 01:27:53,106 --> 01:27:56,109 It is better for my family if the paintings stay away. 1647 01:27:56,176 --> 01:27:58,211 Are you absolutely sure about that? 1648 01:27:58,311 --> 01:28:03,149 The paintings are worth roughly... A shitload. 1649 01:28:04,451 --> 01:28:06,986 They were stolen by the fascisti in the first place. 1650 01:28:07,530 --> 01:28:09,356 They always made me feel guilty. 1651 01:28:10,323 --> 01:28:13,126 - Grazie. - Grazie right back to you. 1652 01:28:14,127 --> 01:28:15,862 Angela is my daughter. 1653 01:28:15,962 --> 01:28:18,231 I can forgive her. Can you? 1654 01:28:18,331 --> 01:28:19,332 Well, I would have, 1655 01:28:19,399 --> 01:28:22,302 but she, uh, dumped me. 1656 01:28:23,403 --> 01:28:25,905 She dumped you. [Laughs] 1657 01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:28,800 Maybe someday I will understand... 1658 01:28:28,740 --> 01:28:31,244 The *** from behind. 1659 01:28:31,344 --> 01:28:32,545 Che cosa? 1660 01:28:32,645 --> 01:28:34,848 My Italian is very good. 1661 01:28:36,149 --> 01:28:37,817 [Angela, the countess laugh] 1662 01:28:37,884 --> 01:28:40,920 [Screams] Ll/lio dio/ 1663 01:28:41,210 --> 01:28:42,989 - papa? - Sei una visione? 1664 01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:44,657 I'm not a ghost, my darling. 1665 01:28:44,724 --> 01:28:46,260 - [Angela] Papa! - Ang. 1666 01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:47,727 [Speaks Italian] 1667 01:28:47,827 --> 01:28:49,950 I'm fine. I am fine. 1668 01:28:49,195 --> 01:28:51,310 I-I have a confession for you both. 1669 01:28:51,970 --> 01:28:52,198 [Speaks in Italian] 1670 01:28:52,265 --> 01:28:54,334 [The count] We make believe my kidnapping 1671 01:28:54,401 --> 01:28:55,935 - so that we... - [Countess] Why you do that? 1672 01:28:55,935 --> 01:28:58,400 [Count] To discover who take the paintings. 1673 01:28:58,710 --> 01:28:59,539 We decide it's best to... 1674 01:29:06,780 --> 01:29:08,381 Slow mo Monroe. 1675 01:29:11,117 --> 01:29:12,385 Don't you have any other cases? 1676 01:29:12,452 --> 01:29:15,210 - No, I solved them all. - Yeah? Mazel. 1677 01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:18,240 Oh, I got something for your son. I was gonna send it to your office. 1678 01:29:19,459 --> 01:29:20,460 Huh. 1679 01:29:23,863 --> 01:29:26,866 I mean, is that adorable? 1680 01:29:26,933 --> 01:29:28,702 My wife will love it. 1681 01:29:28,768 --> 01:29:30,360 Did you find the paintings yet? 1682 01:29:30,103 --> 01:29:32,605 No, but city and highway cops are on the lookout 1683 01:29:32,706 --> 01:29:35,909 for a '98 turquoise Ford econoline Van. 1684 01:29:35,975 --> 01:29:38,578 Plates Victor-Gary-2-7-0-Sam. 1685 01:29:38,645 --> 01:29:41,214 Apparently registered to an I.M. Fletcher. 1686 01:29:41,281 --> 01:29:43,783 I gave that Van away, so... 1687 01:29:43,883 --> 01:29:45,552 So you're telling me if we stop that Van, 1688 01:29:45,618 --> 01:29:47,587 we're not gonna find the count's stolen paintings? 1689 01:29:47,620 --> 01:29:49,489 You are one relentless guy, Morris. 1690 01:29:49,589 --> 01:29:51,240 You would have made a good reporter. 1691 01:29:51,570 --> 01:29:52,225 Mmm, mmm, mmm. No. 1692 01:29:52,292 --> 01:29:56,620 I don't know who people hate more, cops or reporters. 1693 01:29:57,630 --> 01:29:58,665 It's cops. 1694 01:29:58,765 --> 01:30:00,600 ["Halfway right, halfway wrong" playing] 1695 01:30:00,667 --> 01:30:01,968 Bye. 1696 01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:03,970 [Car rental worker] Enterprise exotic car rental 1697 01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:07,140 [fletch] Oh, hi. Yeah, listen. Uh, lhad a family emergency come up 1698 01:30:07,240 --> 01:30:09,109 and I can't return the car in person. 1699 01:30:09,175 --> 01:30:12,145 So lparked it in an alleyway right ofi' of utica there 1700 01:30:12,245 --> 01:30:14,681 and, uh, you wouldn't believe it, somebody stole the license plates. 1701 01:30:14,681 --> 01:30:16,349 Oh my goodness. 1702 01:30:16,449 --> 01:30:18,218 - So someone can just pick that up. - Well, sir. 1703 01:30:18,251 --> 01:30:19,919 You're gonna have to file a police report. 1704 01:30:19,986 --> 01:30:22,589 Yeah, I'm sorry. You're, uh, breaking... You're breaking up there. 1705 01:30:24,424 --> 01:30:25,859 J” stars align j” 1706 01:30:26,926 --> 01:30:29,162 j” you're halfi/va y wrong j” 1707 01:30:29,829 --> 01:30:32,465 -j” and I'm halfi/va y right j” -[Horn honks] 1708 01:30:33,330 --> 01:30:35,969 J” / 'm halfway right you're halfi/va y wrong j” 1709 01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:39,339 j” / 'm halfway right you're halfi/va y wrong j” 1710 01:30:39,439 --> 01:30:41,174 j” oh, yeah, yeah... j” 1711 01:30:42,375 --> 01:30:45,111 [chuckles] Menti. 1712 01:30:45,679 --> 01:30:47,547 Countess de grassi. 1713 01:30:48,114 --> 01:30:50,617 This came for you. 1714 01:30:51,510 --> 01:30:53,530 Only one? 1715 01:30:53,620 --> 01:30:57,323 [Chuckles] Fletch. You're a piece of shit. 1716 01:31:01,828 --> 01:31:03,963 I-I think that's, uh, munch. 1717 01:31:06,199 --> 01:31:07,634 No way this shit's real. 1718 01:31:09,536 --> 01:31:13,406 J” / would live overa thousand years j” 1719 01:31:15,375 --> 01:31:19,346 j” / will see, see a thousand sights j” 1720 01:31:20,914 --> 01:31:25,819 j” you're halfi/va y wrong and I'm halfi/va y right j” 1721 01:31:26,586 --> 01:31:27,921 j” I'm halfway right... j” 1722 01:31:28,210 --> 01:31:29,723 that's gorgeous, mignon. 1723 01:31:29,823 --> 01:31:32,859 J” I'm halfway right, you're wrong j” 1724 01:31:32,926 --> 01:31:36,830 j” / 'm halfway right you're halfi/va y wrong j” 1725 01:31:36,896 --> 01:31:42,168 j” I'm halfway right, yeah j” 1726 01:31:42,235 --> 01:31:45,538 j” oh, yeah, yeah, heyj” 1727 01:31:49,109 --> 01:31:51,745 [podcaster] As a boy, edgaran'hur tharp Jr. 1728 01:31:51,845 --> 01:31:55,782 Covered his walls with pictures he'd torn out of books and magazmes 1729 01:31:55,882 --> 01:31:58,510 of cowboys, Indians, bufi'alo... 1730 01:31:58,118 --> 01:32:00,120 [Phone ringing] 1731 01:32:00,854 --> 01:32:01,855 [Sighs] 1732 01:32:04,357 --> 01:32:05,358 Hi, frank. 1733 01:32:05,425 --> 01:32:08,228 [Frank] Why did you send me that ugly ****ing painting? 1734 01:32:08,294 --> 01:32:09,462 I just threw it in the trash. 1735 01:32:09,529 --> 01:32:10,697 You're welcome. 1736 01:32:10,764 --> 01:32:12,499 - Where are you right now? - None of your business. 1737 01:32:12,532 --> 01:32:13,600 I need you for a story. 1738 01:32:13,700 --> 01:32:16,202 There's a shit show going on over at march news corp. 1739 01:32:16,269 --> 01:32:20,206 Old man march is retiring abruptly and he's putting his idiot son in charge. 1740 01:32:20,273 --> 01:32:22,442 I need you to go to Chicago as soon as pass... 1741 01:32:22,542 --> 01:32:24,770 Let me just stop you right there, frank. 1742 01:32:24,110 --> 01:32:26,646 I am still officially retired from investigative reporting 1743 01:32:26,746 --> 01:32:28,982 and there's no amount of money that could change my mind. 1744 01:32:28,982 --> 01:32:31,718 Well, that's perfect because this pays roughly no amount of money. 1745 01:32:31,785 --> 01:32:34,154 Come on, fletch. Aren't you bored? 1746 01:32:34,254 --> 01:32:36,156 Not yet. Bye-bye. 1747 01:32:36,256 --> 01:32:37,824 [Frank] Wait, wait, wait. Don'thang up. 1748 01:32:37,891 --> 01:32:39,626 Oh, and that ugly ****ing painting, 1749 01:32:39,726 --> 01:32:41,661 you might wanna have it appraised before you throw it away. 1750 01:32:41,661 --> 01:32:42,796 [Frank] What? What? 1751 01:32:42,896 --> 01:32:44,264 -Larry./ -[Larry] What? 1752 01:32:44,330 --> 01:32:45,832 [Frank] Where's the trash? Give me... 1753 01:32:46,466 --> 01:32:49,469 [Breathes deeply] 1754 01:36:40,533 --> 01:36:41,735 [Fletch] Five stars.