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♪♪

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♪♪

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[projector whirring]

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[man]
Salsa.

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♪♪

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It was like something from
another planet.

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The music,
the passion, the rhythm.

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Once I put those shoes on,

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I never wanted to
take them off.

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It was like
I had fire in my heels.

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I was an unstoppable
salsa machine,

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trophy after
trophy after trophy.

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All overseen by my mentor,
Ron Parfait.

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Great coach, hard *******.

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Most people think
you dance with your feet.

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Bollocks, you dance
with you heart.

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You dance with el corazón.

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And Bruce, Bruce has got
a heart like a bison

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and balls
like an elephant.

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And by my side, my sister
and dance partner, Sam.

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[both]
Thunder, thunder, thunder.

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ThunderCats, ho!

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[cheers and applause]

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[man]
Ten!

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We travelled the circuit:

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Berkshire, Buckinghamshire,
Bedfordshire.

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We won it all,

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every title going except one,
The Nationals.

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Cuban heels, silk shirts,

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1,000 hand-sewn sequins.

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I was ready to
take on the world.

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But sometimes salsa just
throws you out for a spin.

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Hey, wanker, nice shirt.

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[boy]
Hey!

35
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Come here!

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[panting]

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I don't know where I was when
I fell in love with salsa.

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But I know exactly
where I was when it stopped.

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[boy]
Who do you think you are?

40
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Barry Manilow?

41
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[man]
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to The Nationals.

42
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I never turned up that night.

43
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I just phoned him and told him,
"Salsa's for ********."

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And I guess
that fire in my heels...

45
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it just went out.

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[sighing]

47
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[man on TV]
... where the oldest biological
molecules were found.

48
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And talking of ancient
specimens,

49
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the granddad of the group...

50
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[clicking tongue]

51
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Mmm.

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Oh, yeah.

53
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Mmm.

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♪♪

55
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Whoo!

56
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[man]
GFD Engineering,

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Western Europe's premiere
supplier

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of high-end manufacturing

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and five-star
industrial machinery.

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Bike!

61
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Why do we have to
do this every morning?

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It's not a bike.

63
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Well, not now it's not,

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but I just watched you
transform it in the monitor.

65
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Look, I'll admit, for a while
outside it was a bike.

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But now...

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biff-buff-boof,

68
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voilà, it's
a piece of luggage.

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Bike!

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****ing hell.

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Bonita, buenos días.

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Bruce-o.

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No, oh, no.

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What have you-- what
have you gone for here?

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This what you're
wearing today?Yeah, cycling wear.

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You just looked in
your wardrobe and thought,

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"I think I'll just look like

78
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a Maxi Babybel today,"
was that it?

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Have you shaved?No.

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Just lift your head.

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Some jam
on your stubble.

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Don't do that--Just do that.

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Don't do that
in front of him.

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It's a big day,
big day, man.

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Got the new boss
starting this morning.

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I hear he's a ball buster.

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Well, I hear,
apparently, he is a she.

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You mean like a tranny?

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No.No.

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A woman.Oh, a woman?

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What kind of a woman
wants to run a company

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that specializes in heavy
industrial machinery?

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I think I know.

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[chuckling]
Big, hairy...

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A beast!She's a lump.

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[laughing]

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Might be
perfect for you.

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Hmm.

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Anyway, listen, this bike's
not's gonna park itself.

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All right, well,
I'll see you up there, okay.

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Don't be late.

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Don't want my team
to be late,

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it's unprofessional,
isn't it, bum flap?

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There they are,
Mork and Mindy.

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♪♪

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[phone ringing]

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Helen.

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Helen.

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[phone ringing]

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Can you not hear?

111
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Hello, Bruce Garrett. [man]
Hello, Bruce.

112
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Do you like scary films? What?

113
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I'm doing "Scream,"
you totally bought it. Oh, hi, Drew.

114
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They're going to
unleash the beast, Bruce.

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[woman]
Who wouldn't swap the crystal
blue waters of the Pacific

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for the endless
silted mud flats

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of Old Father Thames,
am I right?

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[scattered laughing]

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Uh, and hopefully,
I can prove to you

120
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that I'm a better sales manager
than I am a public speaker.

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[all chuckling]

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I bet she's got the bag
to go with them shoes.

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Hmm?Her.

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United States of *****-face,
little Miss I'm So American.

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[chuckling]

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Okay, I'm gonna
stop talking now.

127
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Let's all have a drink.

128
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Here, here.

129
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[applause]

130
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Hey.

131
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You were right,
you know, she is a woman.

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And what a woman.

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Wow-wow-whee-wah.

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I would make
a splash inside that

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like a milk truck
hitting a wall.

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Listen, can we not--

137
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can we not talk ejaculate
at the buffet table?

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Look at her, though.

139
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Look at my little
Dairy Queen, huh?

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Okay...Oh, you see?

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You had a little
look, too.

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Oh, some tzatziki.Ah, that's cute.

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No, it is,
it's adorable, Bruce,

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that's all right,
you can look.

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But don't touch
'cause that would be

146
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embarrassing,
wouldn't it?

147
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Just leave it
to the experts.Sure.

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[Drew]Oh...

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Work time is over,
s.

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Oh, I think
we know what that means.

151
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That means-- oh, oh--

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it's party time,
that's right.

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Who wants to come and play
with the dancing bear?

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This one, this one
loves a little bear time.

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Oh, God.Come on, little fawn.

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Come on, come on,
come on.

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Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, yeah, there it is.

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You got a little bit of
rhythm going on there.

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That's it.

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I'm so sorry,
I just...

162
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See, what are you
worried about?

163
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Moves like a gem.

164
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Oh, yeah.Why are you like--

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As she does the spin.[laughing]

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That was good,
you see?

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Oh, what about this one?

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Little silent
but deadly in the corner.Stop it.

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You gonna come
dancing with me, Brucie?

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Show me a little
something-something.

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Don't.What?

172
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I don't dance.

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Everybody's dancing.

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I don't dance,
I don't like it.

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All right,
make yourself useful.

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Oh-oh, ho-ho-ho-ho!

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Come on.

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Oh, the line broke.

179
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'Cause it was
a big fish.

180
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What time is it?

181
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It's Cossack time.

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♪♪

183
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Hey, Bruce.

184
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[laughing]

185
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Oh, he liked it!

186
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Whoa!Whoa.

187
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Wow, I am so sorry.Sorry.

188
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I'm sorry.

189
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Got tangled here,
let me try and get this--

190
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Oh, ow!Ow.

191
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Again, I'm sorry,
are you all right?

192
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Where am I,
am I in England?

193
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No, I'm fine,
just... fine.

194
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Maybe we should get these
untangled?

195
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Bruce Garrett?

196
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Bruce Garrett, that's me,
and...

197
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Julio Matthews?

198
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They-- they
printed it wrong.

199
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But I like it so
I'm gonna keep it.

200
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Yeah, no, you-- you should,
I think it suits you.

201
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There's
a Latin flavor to it.

202
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[chuckling]

203
00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,763
Oh...

204
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I just want you to know,
I wasn't-- I wasn't--

205
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I wasn't trying
to escape your party.

206
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,668
Oh, me neither.

207
00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,236
I mean, why would
anybody wanna leave

208
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,905
that amazing party?

209
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,775
Shall we?Yeah.

210
00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:11,440
Well, what a pickle.

211
00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:13,460
A 3-D jigsaw.

212
00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:14,280
Thank you.

213
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,516
Nice to meet you, Bruce.

214
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,785
Likewise, Julio.

215
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,856
Mmm.

216
00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:24,624
Mmm.

217
00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,920
Do you know what I like
best about this place?

218
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,660
What, apart from
the free glacé cherries?

219
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:29,863
Apart from the free
glacé cherries.

220
00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:32,298
The fact that they still
insist upon my little sister

221
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:35,100
dressing up like a Tongan
concubine.Oh, they don't insist.

222
00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:36,936
And I prefer
Polynesian call girl.

223
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,805
Mm-hmm.

224
00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,807
So talk me through
headbutting your new boss.

225
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,276
Well, actually,
she might've headbutted me,

226
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,311
but our lanyards tangled,

227
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,113
there was a struggle,
you know?

228
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,516
Our heads went forward,
there was a clash, voilà.

229
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,985
Hmm, sounds like she
made quite an impression.

230
00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:54,200
No, no, not this again.Oh, come on, Bruce.

231
00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:55,422
You haven't even mentioned
a girl since, what,

232
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,890
the early '90s?

233
00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,259
Stand down, Samantha, please,
she is not of my world.

234
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,527
Oh, what world is that?

235
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,162
The world of
not even trying?

236
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,300
Yeah, indeed, the planet

237
00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:07,133
"She's beautiful, way out of
my league and also my boss,"

238
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,968
so knock it
on your head.Oh, that well-known place.

239
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,400
Is that right next to
"precious comfort zone"?

240
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,739
A place you've never even
stepped out of ever?

241
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,307
[scoffing]

242
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,309
All I'm saying is, if you
really like something,

243
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,111
you've gotta
put yourself out there.

244
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:19,679
You've gotta reach out
and grab it.

245
00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,717
The cherries
are not that delicious.

246
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,552
I'm not talking about
cherries, Bruce.

247
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,854
♪♪

248
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,580
[horn honking]

249
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,693
I would not like to
be those tires.

250
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,595
Ouch!Yeah, ha-ha.

251
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,997
Yeah, very amusing.

252
00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:41,735
It comes fitted with an 80-mil,
three-jaw self-centering chuck,

253
00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:43,570
to a size eight-mil max.

254
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,339
I mean, you'd never
need any more.

255
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,410
Hey, hello.

256
00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:49,376
This is, uh...

257
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,244
Oh, sorry, everybody,
let me introduce you

258
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,645
to the brains
of the operation,

259
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,820
our head of department,
Miss Julia Matthews.

260
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,350
That's-- I'm sorry.

261
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,850
Keep going, I was
just gonna sit in.

262
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,354
It's nice to
have you with us.

263
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,655
[chuckling]

264
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,570
You done?Yeah.

265
00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:06,593
Any questions?What's the capacity?

266
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,228
Uh, capacity.Ahh...

267
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,963
It's 250 mil
between the centers.

268
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,650
You really
know your stuff.Thank you, thank you.

269
00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,334
I-- I love lathes.

270
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,642
Oh, while I remember,

271
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:25,412
we can also
provide, um,

272
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,681
promo videos... isn't
that right, Bruce?

273
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,820
Hmm.

274
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,618
I think we've got one of
those on this computer.

275
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:34,120
Right here, if my memory
services me correctly.

276
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,922
Let me have a look?

277
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:39,392
Yeah, I think I saw the one
for the DML vertical lathe

278
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,494
on here somewhere
the other day.No, I--

279
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,430
Wait, there it is,
hold on.

280
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,665
Is it?Yes, this is
a really good example

281
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,534
of the videos we can
give you.

282
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:51,710
Hello, with a "meionite" frame
and mil for maximum rigidity,

283
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:55,241
it offers perfect "giblet"
flushing each and every time.

284
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,780
The Haas ST-30 turning lathe.

285
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,848
It offers precision grinding
over the full vertical stroke.

286
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,416
[whispering]
You know, this is
what I think of when

287
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,586
I'm trying not to
ejaculate too quickly.

288
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,224
The Haas ST-30 turning lathe.

289
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,792
♪♪

290
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,561
[birds chirping]

291
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,668
Okay, green fees paid.

292
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,737
Let's play
the game of golf game.

293
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,706
Please help me.Are you still banging on
about those balls?

294
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,341
Oh, yes, just this one's
gonna fly further,

295
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,443
but this one's gonna give me
more control around the green.

296
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,312
All right, well, when we finish
with the high-brow chit-chat,

297
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:35,480
can we move on, please,
to the weekly roundup?Yes, yes.

298
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,500
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
totals for the week.

299
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,618
Dates with a lady?

300
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,919
Nope.Nil.

301
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,721
Mobile numbers acquired?

302
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,990
Nil.I got a number.

303
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,458
It was a zero.

304
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,460
Erotic encounters?

305
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,928
Nilli-Vanilli.

306
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,463
Now, listen to this.

307
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,465
Last Sunday
at Tom's christening,

308
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,135
I grazed past horny
Auntie Jean's side boob.Ooh!

309
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,700
Does it count?Adjudicator?

310
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,705
Umm-mmm...It's a nil.

311
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,730
I thought
I'd throw it in.

312
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,708
And finally, have you had
any contact with a member

313
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,943
of the opposite *** where
money did not exchange hands

314
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,612
and she looks at you for more
than eight seconds

315
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,748
and she was not your
mum or an arresting officer?

316
00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,617
Nope.

317
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:14,154
Bruce?[chuckling]

318
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,289
Hmm? What?
No, "obvs."

319
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,324
Here "endeths"
the weekly roundup.

320
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,161
♪♪

321
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,862
Wait up for me!

322
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,898
Get it in the hole!

323
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,933
[both]
Oh!

324
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,870
Aah.Cheers to you, to you.

325
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,772
Thank you very much.

326
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,541
Oh, shit.What is it?

327
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,743
Oh, shit, nothing,
don't look, please don't look.What's wrong?

328
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:37,811
What you doing,
what is it?

329
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,346
Don't look, please,
please don't look.

330
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,247
Who is it?Hmm?

331
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,615
Just someone from work,
it's a-- it's a--

332
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:43,917
it's a girl I work with.

333
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,850
[man]
Oh my God, she's nice.

334
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,753
[whispering]
No, no, stop it.

335
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,254
Hey!Oh, I would...

336
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,756
Turn around, will ya?

337
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,324
If I was physically able.You are not disa--

338
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,826
[clearing throat]

339
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,620
You're not disabled,
Gary, you're married.

340
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:57,530
Go on, then.

341
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,532
Have a go.

342
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,900
Did you see her, though?
She's beautiful.

343
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,535
She's like a ten,
I'm a two.

344
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,937
That's an
eight-point swing.

345
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,239
It's like a butterfly going
out with a parsnip.

346
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,341
What?Yeah, well, you know.

347
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,678
All right, I'm not saying
it's gonna be easy.

348
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,447
You have to work it,
that's like that, um,

349
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,449
that machine you're on about
at the British Aerospace?

350
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,218
The PL-5
cylindrical grinder.

351
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,352
Thank you.Yeah.

352
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,356
I should say hello.

353
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:28,461
No, don't-- no, go up there
and say something like...

354
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,163
"Hi."

355
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,365
Hmm.

356
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,703
Ooh-hoo-hoo.

357
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:39,139
Whoo-hoo, what's up, mate?

358
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,573
Bruce?Yeah?

359
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,742
Grind it.

360
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,778
Don't do that,
don't be daft.

361
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:48,882
[door creaking]

362
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,510
[music blaring in the distance]

363
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:55,210
♪♪

364
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,810
Salsa.

365
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,949
Why did it
have to be salsa?

366
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,184
Eat them!

367
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,819
Eat them, pig boy.

368
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,287
Eat the sequins.

369
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:30,256
Eat them, eat them!

370
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,293
[boy]
Who do you think you are,
Barry Manilow?

371
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,140
Hey, Rick,
have you seen my sister?

372
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,541
She's over there.

373
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,710
Sam, Sam, Sam, sorry.

374
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,546
Excuse us a second.I need you.

375
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,818
She is of my world.

376
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,421
Who is?Julia, my boss.

377
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,456
You stepped out of
your comfort zone.

378
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,250
I was at the pub.

379
00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:06,459
She came in.

380
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,940
I followed her.

381
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,263
And she was
salsa dancing.

382
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:11,731
Are you shitting me?

383
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,834
Oh my God, she was doing
the sweetest little basic.

384
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,704
I just wanted to rush in
and gather her into my arms

385
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:21,410
and-- and--
and just dance, you know?

386
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,430
I haven't--

387
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,345
I have not felt like
that since...

388
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,181
Sequin-gate.Since Sequin-gate.

389
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,283
[sighing]

390
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,486
You know that box has been
closed a long, long time.I know.

391
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,855
It happened
and it was bad.

392
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,457
What-- what did you say?

393
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,590
Bad?

394
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:43,129
Sam, they ripped all
the sequins off of my shirt,

395
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,650
and they stuffed them
in my mouth.

396
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,499
Yeah?

397
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,767
And then
they made me eat them.

398
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,700
The big boys made me
gobble them, yeah?

399
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,471
Just gobbling.

400
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,906
All the little sequins.

401
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,507
Gobbling,
the big BMX boys.

402
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,743
Know the story, Bruce.Gobbling them.

403
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,211
Not tonight, though.

404
00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,479
Listen, look, maybe
this is

405
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,810
your chance to
rewrite history.

406
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,283
Let it go.

407
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,887
What-- what
are you thinking about?

408
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:11,291
These are ****ing hot,
in large quantities.

409
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,759
Here.Thank you.

410
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:17,897
****ing hell, what is--
what is that?

411
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,332
Vodka.

412
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,735
Why would
you give me neat vodka?

413
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,207
Now listen,
maybe this is your way in.

414
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,542
You know how all girls love
a man who can dance.

415
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,512
You coulddance.

416
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,547
If you really
like this girl,

417
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,751
salsa your way in.

418
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,620
I did have fire
in my heels, didn't I?

419
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,989
Oh, feet of flames.

420
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,992
Can I get it
back again, though?

421
00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:48,228
Easily.

422
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,330
How easily?

423
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,800
See how
I do this shot?

424
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,337
That easily.

425
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,272
That was easy.Mmm.

426
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,907
Can have one?One?

427
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,709
Mm-hmm.

428
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,413
Salsa.Yeah.

429
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,820
♪♪

430
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,583
Cheers.

431
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,295
Uh-huh.

432
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,836
Salsa.

433
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,305
Salsa.

434
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,712
And the winner is...

435
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,481
Bruce Garrett.

436
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,485
♪♪

437
00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:56,620
Is this wrong?

438
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,732
"Be My Valentine."

439
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,968
Big old Ginger Glevin's
head.

440
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,907
Mirrors.

441
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,509
I need me
some mirrors.

442
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,746
[grunting]

443
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:17,984
Ooh.
[chuckling]

444
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:19,319
Heavy!

445
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,624
[grunting]

446
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,935
Ahh!

447
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,372
[clock ticking]

448
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,541
[alarm buzzing]

449
00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:45,245
[groaning]

450
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,250
What?

451
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,888
[chuckling]

452
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,461
Hmm.

453
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,471
[sighing]

454
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:14,107
[siren blaring in the distance]

455
00:21:22,816 --> 00:21:25,151
♪♪

456
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,670
Hmm.

457
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,420
[tires screeching]

458
00:21:57,851 --> 00:21:59,185
[door creaking]

459
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,670
[door creaking]

460
00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,875
[music playing in the distance]

461
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:37,991
Can I have a Diet Coke

462
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,193
and a packet of
Scampi Fries, please?

463
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:43,363
Well, you could
if I wasn't closing.

464
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:44,931
All right, Ron.

465
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,439
Garrett.

466
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,400
What the hell
happened to you?

467
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,576
You look like shit.Charming, thanks,
that's very nice.

468
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:57,911
Have you got a customer
complaints department

469
00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:00,180
here at, uh,
El Corazón?

470
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,449
Oh, hang on,
I'll get a form for you.

471
00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:07,387
So... how you been?

472
00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:09,456
Everything all right,
you good?

473
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:13,326
It looks nice... in here.

474
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:17,564
Okay, I think that is
us all caught up, then.

475
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:20,333
What do you want
from me, Garrett?Nothing.

476
00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:23,370
Just... passing.

477
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:26,573
Wondering if
you're still teaching.

478
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,375
Oh, okay.

479
00:23:29,943 --> 00:23:32,912
'Cause I'm looking
for a lesson.

480
00:23:32,946 --> 00:23:34,214
You taking the piss?

481
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:37,717
No, no, just--
just one lesson.

482
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,686
Blow off the cobwebs,
what do you reckon--

483
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:42,922
I reckon salsa's for ********,
isn't that what you said?

484
00:23:42,956 --> 00:23:44,491
Did I?Oh, yeah.

485
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,926
You did.I don't really
remember that.

486
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,296
I guess-- I was
just a kid.

487
00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:51,965
What are you now?[clearing throat]

488
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,533
[quivering]
I'm a man.

489
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,502
Oh, you think so,
do you?

490
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,370
Certain.

491
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,304
[exhaling]

492
00:23:58,371 --> 00:24:00,974
It's hot in here,
isn't it?

493
00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:02,509
We'll see.

494
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,711
Tomorrow night,
7:00 p.m. sharp.

495
00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:06,146
Five quid on the door

496
00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,480
and I wanna see you
in 1-1/4 inch heels.Brilliant.

497
00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,851
Great, all right,
thank you, Ron.

498
00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:14,521
Mr. Parfait.Thank you, Mr. Parfait.

499
00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:17,570
Hey, where are we on
the Scampi Fries?Piss off!

500
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,558
I'll see you tomorrow.

501
00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:20,193
♪♪

502
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,296
[exhaling]

503
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:25,765
Come here, my babies.

504
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,301
Come to Daddy.

505
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,471
Oh, there you are.

506
00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:39,790
[cell phone ringing]

507
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:50,357
One, thank you.

508
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:06,506
Rubber sole.

509
00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:07,941
Old school.

510
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:12,679
A shitload of kudos
to you, my friend.

511
00:25:12,746 --> 00:25:16,516
Personally, as a person,
I love the suede sole.

512
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,510
I'm a suede head.

513
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:19,652
People they say, "No,
you have to be rubber sole."

514
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,121
I'm like, "No, I love
the suede,

515
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:23,256
I love the suede,
I love the suede."

516
00:25:23,323 --> 00:25:25,250
Don't you love the suede?

517
00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:26,626
I tell you what,
take a look at this, okay.

518
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:29,329
If you see here, you can
see where my sole is--

519
00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:31,664
Come on,
gather around, come on.

520
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,800
See what kind of a sole
you are, ***-sole.

521
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,135
Hey, don't...

522
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,603
How are you today, guys?

523
00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,705
Spread out a little bit,
make sure you can see me.

524
00:25:38,772 --> 00:25:40,674
Everybody okay, yeah?

525
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,542
Oh, we got a new
student with us tonight.

526
00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:43,810
Welcome to El Corazón.

527
00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:45,478
What's your name?

528
00:25:45,512 --> 00:25:47,147
It's fine,
don't worry about names,

529
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,349
I'm just-- I'm passing
through, so...

530
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,117
Sure, no problem.Thank you.

531
00:25:51,151 --> 00:25:53,119
Let's pick up where we
left off yesterday, okay?

532
00:25:53,153 --> 00:25:55,121
Basic step everyone,
ready and...

533
00:25:55,155 --> 00:25:57,957
one, ,two, three,
five, six, seven.[laughing]

534
00:25:57,991 --> 00:26:00,427
Sorry...Yes.

535
00:26:00,493 --> 00:26:02,862
I think
I'm in the wrong class.Right.

536
00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:04,831
Where's Mr. Parfait?

537
00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:07,434
He's in his office, okay?Okay.

538
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,668
All right, let's carry
on then.

539
00:26:08,702 --> 00:26:10,937
Ready and,
one, two--What's he, um...

540
00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,439
Sorry.Yes?

541
00:26:12,505 --> 00:26:14,708
What's he doing in there?I don't know.

542
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,711
Fine, all right, I'm sorry,
crack on, crack on.That's all right.

543
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,446
We will, thank you.Do your basics.

544
00:26:19,512 --> 00:26:20,680
Thank you very much.♪♪

545
00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:23,516
Here we go, ready and,
one, two, three...

546
00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:25,952
[knocking]

547
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,387
[Bruce]
Hello?

548
00:26:31,825 --> 00:26:33,593
Hey.

549
00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,994
You're not teaching me?

550
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,397
I said I ran a class,
I didn't say I taught one.

551
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:39,466
Ron, please.

552
00:26:39,532 --> 00:26:41,334
It's baby stuff
out there.

553
00:26:41,401 --> 00:26:44,571
Just one quick freshener.

554
00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:48,208
Oh, I see.

555
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:49,709
Okay.

556
00:26:49,743 --> 00:26:51,978
Hmm-hmm.

557
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:55,615
That'd be
one private lesson.

558
00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,884
How much do
you want?

559
00:26:57,917 --> 00:27:00,186
40 for now?

560
00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:02,155
That's what you think?

561
00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:03,757
You think I sit back here
waiting for someone

562
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,358
to come in
and open their wallet?

563
00:27:05,425 --> 00:27:08,228
Yeah, what are
you waiting for?

564
00:27:11,431 --> 00:27:12,732
Alicia!

565
00:27:15,368 --> 00:27:16,603
Hello.

566
00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:19,205
This is Bruce Garrett.

567
00:27:19,239 --> 00:27:21,174
Take him out
for a quick spin.No.

568
00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:22,509
Road-test him.

569
00:27:22,575 --> 00:27:24,711
Alicia teaches
our advanced class.

570
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:28,148
2007 world champion,
dances cabaret style.

571
00:27:28,181 --> 00:27:29,916
Ah, yes, yes.

572
00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:33,620
You do know...
cabaret style, yeah?

573
00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:35,155
Sorry, do I--

574
00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:37,223
You ask if
I know cabaret style?

575
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:41,940
[women whispering]

576
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,763
Gracias.

577
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,771
Do you wanna get warm?

578
00:27:51,805 --> 00:27:53,206
You should.

579
00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:54,674
You look
quite warm as it is.

580
00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:56,643
♪♪

581
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:02,182
I hear about you.

582
00:28:04,818 --> 00:28:06,520
Ah!

583
00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:08,288
The boy with
fire in his heels.

584
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:09,656
Well, that was
a long time ago.

585
00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,192
Ahh...

586
00:28:12,225 --> 00:28:14,494
You're in my yard now,
hmm?

587
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,131
All right.

588
00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:25,972
Will you...Yah!

589
00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:28,708
"Oohmba."

590
00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,223
♪♪

591
00:28:43,256 --> 00:28:44,457
Ooh!

592
00:28:44,524 --> 00:28:45,725
Ow!

593
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,394
Ow!

594
00:28:50,597 --> 00:28:51,898
Aah!

595
00:29:07,130 --> 00:29:08,348
Please!

596
00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:20,360
Stop it!

597
00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:23,196
Ooh...

598
00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:24,597
Welcome back.

599
00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:29,769
[whimpering]

600
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,572
That's lesson one, son.

601
00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:35,575
[panting]

602
00:29:42,582 --> 00:29:43,883
Thank you.

603
00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:49,956
[door creaking]

604
00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:56,196
Have you seen what
she's wearing today?

605
00:29:56,229 --> 00:29:57,697
Who?

606
00:29:57,731 --> 00:29:59,199
Big boss, there.

607
00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:00,834
She's got
a little green number on.

608
00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:02,135
Isn't that nice?Yeah.

609
00:30:02,202 --> 00:30:03,370
She's trying to tell me
something,

610
00:30:03,403 --> 00:30:04,637
you know what I mean?

611
00:30:04,671 --> 00:30:05,939
She's trying to tell me
something.

612
00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,674
[chuckling]

613
00:30:07,707 --> 00:30:10,310
I'm gonna leave a stink on her
that she will never get off.

614
00:30:10,377 --> 00:30:12,212
I'm gonna be on
her like bonfire smell,

615
00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:14,140
you know what I mean?

616
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,750
She's gonna be in the shower,
changing her clothes.

617
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:18,218
And she's gonna be like,

618
00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:21,821
"OMG, I can
still smell him."

619
00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:23,690
That's right, Julia,
get used to it.

620
00:30:23,723 --> 00:30:25,558
I'm in your pores.

621
00:30:25,592 --> 00:30:26,893
You're disgusting.

622
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,162
[laughing]

623
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,700
I think it's so cute when
you've got a little crush.

624
00:30:33,733 --> 00:30:37,103
Yeah.A little crush,
he gets so disgusted.

625
00:30:37,137 --> 00:30:39,973
Listen, women like that
use guys like you

626
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,420
to get advice
about men like me.

627
00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:43,777
Ooh...

628
00:30:44,978 --> 00:30:46,279
It's empty.

629
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:01,861
♪♪

630
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,802
[music distorting]

631
00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:13,707
Are you kidding me?

632
00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:15,442
[screaming][tires screeching]

633
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,146
Oh, God.[groaning]

634
00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:22,282
Oh my God, oh my God,
oh God!

635
00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:24,718
Oh my God,
are you okay?!Yeah.

636
00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:26,152
Somebody
call an ambulance!

637
00:31:26,186 --> 00:31:28,288
No, I'm fine.

638
00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:29,522
Don't move, don't move,
don't move.

639
00:31:29,589 --> 00:31:31,391
Don't move, don't move.

640
00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:36,496
In for two,
out for two, slow down.

641
00:31:36,529 --> 00:31:38,231
Was there
pastry in this bag?

642
00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:40,400
Yeah, I had an iced bun.

643
00:31:41,668 --> 00:31:43,737
I was driving,
and then all of a sudden,

644
00:31:43,770 --> 00:31:45,672
my tape thing wasn't working,
then bang![groaning]

645
00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:47,407
All of a sudden, you were
on the hood of my car.

646
00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:49,976
I thought I killed you.I know, listen,
don't worry, I'm fine.

647
00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:51,311
Okay.

648
00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:52,746
Okay, you're okay?Yeah.

649
00:31:52,779 --> 00:31:54,514
I'm okay.Yeah, we're okay.

650
00:31:54,547 --> 00:31:56,649
You're alive.

651
00:31:56,683 --> 00:31:58,184
I mean, I hit you
with my car.

652
00:31:58,218 --> 00:32:00,787
The least I could do
is give you a ride home.

653
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,550
Don't worry about it.

654
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,258
I mean, it's only
a little car, isn't it?

655
00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:06,493
Oh my God,
are you gonna sue me?

656
00:32:06,526 --> 00:32:07,761
Oh, no!

657
00:32:07,794 --> 00:32:10,630
No, gosh, no, good Lord,
I'd never sue.

658
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,765
You know, we're not--

659
00:32:11,798 --> 00:32:14,534
as a society,
we're not really big suers,

660
00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:17,537
you know, we don't--
we don't do it.

661
00:32:17,570 --> 00:32:19,773
God, you're rambling,
are you okay?

662
00:32:19,806 --> 00:32:21,341
Yeah, no.Are you sure?

663
00:32:21,374 --> 00:32:23,276
No, I'm fine.Okay, what's my name?

664
00:32:23,343 --> 00:32:25,645
Do you remember my name? Julio.

665
00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:27,113
[giggling]

666
00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:31,418
[clearing throat]

667
00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:34,888
Oh, there's the--
the culprit.

668
00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:36,823
Ahh...The cassette of death.

669
00:32:36,856 --> 00:32:39,592
La cassette de morte.[chuckling]

670
00:32:39,659 --> 00:32:44,230
Ahh... Tito Puente,
Willie Colón, Ray Barretto.

671
00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:48,268
Yeah, let's just put that
somewhere else far, far away.

672
00:32:48,301 --> 00:32:49,736
It's, uh...

673
00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:52,706
I salsa.

674
00:32:52,739 --> 00:32:55,410
Okay, I'm into salsa.

675
00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:57,477
In fact, I was on my way to
salsa class

676
00:32:57,544 --> 00:33:00,680
which is why I was
willing to kill a man

677
00:33:00,714 --> 00:33:02,615
to get there so that's
how much I like salsa.

678
00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:05,285
[exhaling]

679
00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:12,859
All right, so you've
entered total shock.

680
00:33:12,892 --> 00:33:14,828
Are you in
a state of shock now?

681
00:33:16,429 --> 00:33:17,931
I salsa.

682
00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:22,402
[chuckling]

683
00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:24,637
[laughing]

684
00:33:28,942 --> 00:33:31,211
Right, sure you do.

685
00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:32,512
Wow, now I'm really
worried about you.

686
00:33:32,579 --> 00:33:34,447
Are you okay?

687
00:33:35,648 --> 00:33:37,650
Hey, did Helen tell you
about the bowling?

688
00:33:37,717 --> 00:33:40,353
'Cause we're gonna do this
whole bowling bonding thing

689
00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:42,655
if you wanna--
if you wanna come.

690
00:33:42,722 --> 00:33:46,426
Uh, um, yeah, yeah,
definitely, definitely.

691
00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:47,861
I like bowling.

692
00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:49,929
I was
born to bowl.

693
00:33:49,963 --> 00:33:51,231
Born to bowl.

694
00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:53,967
Wow, that's
a big statement.

695
00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:55,301
[chuckling]

696
00:33:55,335 --> 00:33:56,970
♪♪

697
00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:13,787
One, two, and...

698
00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:16,556
One, two, three,
five, six, seven.

699
00:34:16,623 --> 00:34:17,891
Let's try that
one more time.

700
00:34:17,924 --> 00:34:19,392
Ready, and, one, two--

701
00:34:19,459 --> 00:34:21,127
Oh, you.

702
00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:23,630
Whatever your name is.

703
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,965
My name is Bruce Garrett

704
00:34:25,999 --> 00:34:28,468
and I'm here to
learn salsa.

705
00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:30,270
Well, very nice
to meet you, Bruce.

706
00:34:30,337 --> 00:34:32,720
We're just walking through
some basics.

707
00:34:32,105 --> 00:34:33,373
Ready and...

708
00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:35,475
one, two, three,
to the side,

709
00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:37,110
six, seven.

710
00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:40,347
Forward and turn
back and shimmy.

711
00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:41,915
One more time.

712
00:34:41,948 --> 00:34:45,385
And one, two, three,
five, six, seven.

713
00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:47,870
Forward and turn.

714
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,788
Back and shimmy.

715
00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:50,790
Nice one, Bruce.[chuckling]

716
00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:52,125
Let's try that again.

717
00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:54,794
Ready and five,
six, seven, go.

718
00:34:54,828 --> 00:34:56,696
Turn.

719
00:34:56,730 --> 00:34:58,398
Shimmy.

720
00:34:58,431 --> 00:35:00,330
One more time.

721
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:03,737
♪♪

722
00:35:06,806 --> 00:35:09,442
And thank you.

723
00:35:09,509 --> 00:35:11,444
Well done, everyone.

724
00:35:11,511 --> 00:35:12,846
Muy bien.

725
00:35:12,879 --> 00:35:14,114
See you next week.

726
00:35:14,147 --> 00:35:16,316
Thank you very much,
guys, thank you.

727
00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:18,180
Whoo.

728
00:35:18,510 --> 00:35:19,419
[sighing]

729
00:35:22,550 --> 00:35:23,890
Love this.Hey.

730
00:35:25,258 --> 00:35:27,600
I just wanted to say sorry
for being rude to you.

731
00:35:27,127 --> 00:35:28,628
There's--Yes, you were.

732
00:35:28,695 --> 00:35:30,530
You were
very rude to me.

733
00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:32,399
You were kind of a pig
to me, actually.Yeah.

734
00:35:32,432 --> 00:35:35,680
A rude pig.

735
00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:37,771
I'm kidding
with you-- God!

736
00:35:37,837 --> 00:35:39,339
My name is Bejan,
nice to meet you.

737
00:35:39,406 --> 00:35:41,574
I'm Bruce.Bruce, hi.

738
00:35:41,608 --> 00:35:43,543
Bejan is actually
my middle name.

739
00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,979
My full name is
Aliso Bejan Asgharzaudeh.

740
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,981
Wow, what a mouthful,
isn't it?

741
00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:49,549
Yes.

742
00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:51,618
Bejan means "hero."Ah, that's nice.

743
00:35:51,651 --> 00:35:53,620
What does Bruce mean?

744
00:35:53,653 --> 00:35:56,356
Ah, well-- Bruce, I think it
comes from the old Saxon

745
00:35:56,423 --> 00:35:58,758
meaning, um,
"bush" or "hedge."

746
00:35:58,792 --> 00:36:01,361
Hmm.

747
00:36:01,428 --> 00:36:03,563
We're all hitting the club
if you wanna...

748
00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:04,798
Oh, right.

749
00:36:04,864 --> 00:36:07,467
Boteco, it's hot shit.

750
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,602
The dance floor, fully
programmable

751
00:36:09,636 --> 00:36:13,600
LED star
on black glass.

752
00:36:13,390 --> 00:36:16,109
Wow, semi-sprung?Yes, please.

753
00:36:16,176 --> 00:36:18,578
It'd be like dancing
on a glass pillow.Glass pillow.

754
00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:20,180
[chuckling]

755
00:36:20,213 --> 00:36:21,648
You wanna come?
Take my number.

756
00:36:21,681 --> 00:36:23,490
Oh, I don't know.

757
00:36:23,830 --> 00:36:23,917
You don't wanna
take my number.

758
00:36:23,950 --> 00:36:25,352
Not your number,
it's just--

759
00:36:25,385 --> 00:36:26,519
You don't have to take my
number if you don't want it.

760
00:36:26,586 --> 00:36:28,540
I can walk in the other
direction.

761
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,622
There's plenty of
other people I can speak to.No, no.

762
00:36:29,656 --> 00:36:31,257
I'm sure one of them
want my number.I didn't mean that.

763
00:36:31,324 --> 00:36:32,592
I'm ****ing
with you again!

764
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,594
Get a sense of humor,
for God's sake.

765
00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:36,620
Wait there.

766
00:36:38,932 --> 00:36:41,267
I'm gonna give you
my direct number, okay?Okay.

767
00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:43,803
You call me
on this any time

768
00:36:43,837 --> 00:36:47,273
between 5:30
and quarter to 6:00.

769
00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:48,541
That's a.m.

770
00:36:48,608 --> 00:36:51,440
I'm a morning person.

771
00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:52,412
Thank you.

772
00:36:54,614 --> 00:36:56,490
[Bruce]
Tracked down Ron Parfait.

773
00:36:56,820 --> 00:36:57,484
Oh my God,
what's he like?

774
00:36:57,517 --> 00:36:58,685
Exactly the same.

775
00:36:58,718 --> 00:37:00,553
Just a horrible,
grumpy old *******.

776
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:02,255
[laughing]

777
00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:04,290
Holy shit,
Bruce, this is huge.

778
00:37:06,526 --> 00:37:08,628
Is this for her? [mockingly]
Is this for her?

779
00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:11,640
Yes, it's for her.

780
00:37:11,970 --> 00:37:14,934
I'm thinking about asking her
to maybe dance with me.

781
00:37:14,968 --> 00:37:16,169
That sounds good.

782
00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:17,637
So what happens next?

783
00:37:17,671 --> 00:37:19,105
I'm just gonna ask her.Wrong.

784
00:37:19,139 --> 00:37:20,874
No, no, no, you don't
go straight in with

785
00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:23,760
a big romantic gesture until
you've done the groundwork.All right.

786
00:37:23,109 --> 00:37:25,712
She's like
a blank wall, Bruce.

787
00:37:25,745 --> 00:37:26,980
First you have to apply
the primer,

788
00:37:27,130 --> 00:37:28,548
then the undercoat,

789
00:37:28,581 --> 00:37:30,884
and then you go in
with the emulsion.What kind of wall?

790
00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:33,319
It might not
need primer.I'm serious, Bruce.

791
00:37:33,386 --> 00:37:34,587
You can't go and ask
her out until

792
00:37:34,654 --> 00:37:36,556
you've down the undercoat.

793
00:37:47,534 --> 00:37:50,103
♪♪

794
00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:22,802
[pins clattering]

795
00:38:30,577 --> 00:38:33,246
Fantastic,
that's just tremendous.

796
00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:35,348
Hey, Bruce.Hey.

797
00:38:35,382 --> 00:38:38,151
Oh, hey, man,
you look nice.

798
00:38:38,184 --> 00:38:39,386
But you know what?

799
00:38:39,452 --> 00:38:41,955
I'm already, uh, sorted
with a phone plan.

800
00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:44,190
[chuckling]

801
00:38:44,224 --> 00:38:45,725
Bruce,
you need your shoes,

802
00:38:45,759 --> 00:38:47,961
otherwise you're gonna miss out
on this frame, all right?

803
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,362
Good luck.

804
00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:50,797
All right, here we go.

805
00:38:50,830 --> 00:38:53,166
[Drew]
Phone shop.

806
00:38:53,199 --> 00:38:55,201
Oh.

807
00:38:55,235 --> 00:38:57,370
Here comes
the dirty thunder.

808
00:38:59,372 --> 00:39:01,374
Oh, the Gaelic gale.

809
00:39:01,408 --> 00:39:02,742
[Julia]
Yup.

810
00:39:02,776 --> 00:39:04,377
I hit seven, I think.

811
00:39:04,411 --> 00:39:05,745
Move over.

812
00:39:07,847 --> 00:39:10,183
Oh.

813
00:39:10,216 --> 00:39:11,618
Never mind.

814
00:39:11,651 --> 00:39:13,953
Amazing.

815
00:39:13,987 --> 00:39:15,755
Can I just
give you a little--

816
00:39:15,789 --> 00:39:17,424
little bit of constructive
feedback.

817
00:39:17,490 --> 00:39:18,958
Yeah, please do.

818
00:39:18,992 --> 00:39:20,760
Oh!

819
00:39:20,794 --> 00:39:24,431
Well, uh, I've noticed
a little flaw in your game.

820
00:39:24,497 --> 00:39:26,990
Okay, listen, I think I knew
what you're gonna say.

821
00:39:26,132 --> 00:39:28,368
This probably is about me

822
00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:29,969
continually
rolling the balls

823
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,205
into the recessed gutters,
isn't it?

824
00:39:32,238 --> 00:39:34,207
Yes, it is.Yeah.

825
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,675
I think-- I think it's

826
00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:37,811
the only weakness
in my game, you know?

827
00:39:37,844 --> 00:39:39,512
It is--
it is the only weakness

828
00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:41,581
but, uh, it's a pretty
major one.

829
00:39:41,648 --> 00:39:42,849
Yes, it's a biggie.

830
00:39:42,882 --> 00:39:44,117
So let's deal with it.

831
00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:46,386
Here, I'll show you,
come on.

832
00:39:46,419 --> 00:39:47,654
[Drew]
Oh!

833
00:39:47,687 --> 00:39:49,689
Chunga-wonga-bunga!Nice.

834
00:39:49,723 --> 00:39:51,524
See that?

835
00:39:53,326 --> 00:39:55,829
So you put your
fingers in the holes...

836
00:39:55,862 --> 00:39:58,898
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no innuendo, okay.

837
00:39:58,965 --> 00:40:01,234
The first rule of
bowling is there's holes

838
00:40:01,267 --> 00:40:03,103
and there's balls and
we're all adults.

839
00:40:03,136 --> 00:40:04,337
We just
have to get over it.

840
00:40:04,404 --> 00:40:06,706
That's bowling.Yup.

841
00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:08,608
Hold your
ball like a baby.

842
00:40:08,675 --> 00:40:10,910
Throw it like a rocket.Yup.

843
00:40:10,977 --> 00:40:13,480
Hold it like a baby,
throw it like a rocket.Okay.

844
00:40:13,546 --> 00:40:14,914
Yeah?Yeah.

845
00:40:17,150 --> 00:40:19,520
Hold it like a baby.Mm-hmm.

846
00:40:19,119 --> 00:40:20,620
And I throw it
like a rocket.

847
00:40:20,687 --> 00:40:22,322
I hold it like a baby.

848
00:40:22,355 --> 00:40:24,240
And then I throw it
like a rocket.

849
00:40:24,570 --> 00:40:26,493
Hold it like a baby,
and then I throw it like a--

850
00:40:27,894 --> 00:40:29,262
[chuckling][laughing]

851
00:40:29,295 --> 00:40:31,464
Sorry.

852
00:40:31,498 --> 00:40:33,566
I'm calling
social services.

853
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,168
You're calling
social services?

854
00:40:35,201 --> 00:40:37,704
Why, has he been within
100 meters of a school?

855
00:40:40,306 --> 00:40:42,375
Ha!

856
00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:43,777
You're up, Jules.

857
00:40:43,843 --> 00:40:45,450
Oh.

858
00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:46,446
Go on, Julio.

859
00:40:46,479 --> 00:40:47,914
If that
is your name.

860
00:40:47,947 --> 00:40:50,450
Listen, you just focus on
your baby-rocket, big shot.

861
00:40:50,483 --> 00:40:52,352
Yeah.

862
00:40:52,385 --> 00:40:55,789
All right,
let's do this.

863
00:40:55,855 --> 00:40:57,657
Come on, baby ball.

864
00:40:57,724 --> 00:40:59,292
I just need
one strike.

865
00:40:59,325 --> 00:41:00,860
[Drew]
Oh, wow.

866
00:41:00,894 --> 00:41:02,896
Did you see the pants
on that guy over there?

867
00:41:02,929 --> 00:41:07,100
♪♪

868
00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:08,735
Here we go.

869
00:41:10,370 --> 00:41:11,771
Did you end up
keeping the shoes

870
00:41:11,805 --> 00:41:12,639
or you gave them
back or...

871
00:41:12,672 --> 00:41:13,807
No, no,
I gave them back.

872
00:41:13,873 --> 00:41:15,208
I know,
they really suited you.

873
00:41:15,241 --> 00:41:16,876
[chuckling]

874
00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:18,545
Uh, do you mind if
I just put my seat back?

875
00:41:18,611 --> 00:41:19,813
Oh, there's not--

876
00:41:19,879 --> 00:41:21,214
Yeah, it's just
I've got such long legs.

877
00:41:21,247 --> 00:41:23,750
Oh, that's better.

878
00:41:23,783 --> 00:41:25,185
Bruce, we'll
drop you off first.

879
00:41:25,218 --> 00:41:27,554
All that exercise,
you must be exhausted.

880
00:41:31,658 --> 00:41:33,930
[dog barking in the distance]

881
00:41:36,196 --> 00:41:37,897
Bye, Bruce.See you later, Brucie.

882
00:41:37,931 --> 00:41:39,999
Loving the pad.

883
00:41:40,767 --> 00:41:42,769
♪♪

884
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,125
[Bejan]
Bruce!

885
00:42:05,191 --> 00:42:07,527
Bruce!

886
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,929
Bruce!Hey, shut up.

887
00:42:09,963 --> 00:42:11,431
My God, you know, I thought
it was number four,

888
00:42:11,498 --> 00:42:12,699
and then I thought,
no, it's number 14.

889
00:42:12,732 --> 00:42:13,967
And then I thought
the number 40,

890
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,201
and then I went to 14,

891
00:42:15,235 --> 00:42:16,436
and then I went to 40
but there isn't a 40.

892
00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:18,672
Wow, I'll get the glasses.

893
00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:20,440
No, no, no,
it's not a wedding.

894
00:42:20,507 --> 00:42:21,875
You drink from the bottle.

895
00:42:21,941 --> 00:42:23,209
Um...Um-hmm, um-hmm.

896
00:42:23,243 --> 00:42:24,411
Thank you.

897
00:42:24,444 --> 00:42:26,790
Salamati.Ah, salamati.

898
00:42:26,112 --> 00:42:27,414
Mm-hmm.

899
00:42:28,581 --> 00:42:29,816
Mmm...

900
00:42:29,849 --> 00:42:31,217
Ugh, it's flat.

901
00:42:31,251 --> 00:42:32,986
It's not flat,
it's distilled.

902
00:42:33,190 --> 00:42:35,288
Distilled Fanta.They don't do
distill Fanta.

903
00:42:35,355 --> 00:42:36,890
They don't do distill Fanta,
I have to make my own.

904
00:42:36,956 --> 00:42:38,792
You just open the bottle,
put it on the balcony.

905
00:42:38,825 --> 00:42:41,261
Two days later, boom,
shake the room, yes, please.

906
00:42:41,294 --> 00:42:43,463
Ha!Mmm.

907
00:42:43,530 --> 00:42:44,798
You ready?Ah.

908
00:42:44,831 --> 00:42:46,232
You wanna go?
Let's go.

909
00:42:46,266 --> 00:42:48,868
You're going like this?

910
00:42:48,902 --> 00:42:51,871
Yeah, I mean, what...

911
00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:53,173
what's the matter
with this?

912
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:54,908
Well...

913
00:42:56,676 --> 00:42:58,111
Everything.

914
00:42:58,144 --> 00:43:00,180
What are these?

915
00:43:00,246 --> 00:43:02,315
Shirts.Polyester mix?

916
00:43:02,382 --> 00:43:03,717
I'm thinking
50% polyester,

917
00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:06,119
20% crimping,
5% bouclé, yes?

918
00:43:06,152 --> 00:43:08,321
Sure.It's bullshit.

919
00:43:08,388 --> 00:43:11,591
Silk, smart,
casual, breathable.

920
00:43:12,926 --> 00:43:14,461
Yes, please.

921
00:43:14,494 --> 00:43:18,310
Cotton, soaks up
the sweat like a sponge.

922
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:19,466
Vest up, my friend.

923
00:43:19,499 --> 00:43:22,435
Linen, flyweight
for quicker movement.

924
00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:24,838
Show of those turns.

925
00:43:24,871 --> 00:43:28,274
Synthetic, less friction
meets zero blisters.

926
00:43:28,308 --> 00:43:29,576
Unless you like blisters,
do you like blister?

927
00:43:29,609 --> 00:43:30,844
Who likes blister?

928
00:43:30,877 --> 00:43:33,480
Pilgrims.Exactly.

929
00:43:33,513 --> 00:43:35,215
[doorbell ringing]

930
00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:37,170
Who is that?
Can you hold that a second?

931
00:43:38,318 --> 00:43:39,486
What's going on?

932
00:43:39,519 --> 00:43:40,854
You're not
taking my calls.

933
00:43:40,887 --> 00:43:42,422
Just busy,
I've been busy at work.

934
00:43:42,455 --> 00:43:46,920
Three words:
The Velvet *****cat.

935
00:43:46,159 --> 00:43:47,861
Now?Yeah, come on.

936
00:43:47,894 --> 00:43:49,629
Get changed.It's a Tuesday night.

937
00:43:49,662 --> 00:43:52,232
Yeah, exactly.

938
00:43:52,298 --> 00:43:54,634
Bruce, do you have any
idea how hard I've worked

939
00:43:54,667 --> 00:43:56,870
to get Amanda to
take up a hobby?

940
00:43:56,903 --> 00:43:58,938
I've been masterminding
Project Pilates

941
00:43:58,972 --> 00:44:00,440
for six months.

942
00:44:00,473 --> 00:44:02,242
Why do you
think that is?

943
00:44:02,308 --> 00:44:04,377
It's two whole
hours of freedom,

944
00:44:04,444 --> 00:44:06,946
8:30 to 10:30 once a week.

945
00:44:06,980 --> 00:44:08,314
What do you think I'm gonna
do with that time?

946
00:44:08,348 --> 00:44:09,516
Just sit indoors, wanking?

947
00:44:09,549 --> 00:44:11,351
I can do that
when she's at home.

948
00:44:11,384 --> 00:44:13,953
I'm just-- I'm--
I'm bushed, you know.

949
00:44:13,987 --> 00:44:15,889
I'm just gonna have
a bath and hit the hay.

950
00:44:15,922 --> 00:44:17,691
A bath?

951
00:44:17,757 --> 00:44:20,600
Oh, that's nice-- will it
have nice little bubbles

952
00:44:20,930 --> 00:44:22,262
in it, will it?[Bejan]
Who's he talking to?

953
00:44:22,328 --> 00:44:23,663
Hey, what, who's this?

954
00:44:23,697 --> 00:44:25,198
Hi.

955
00:44:25,231 --> 00:44:26,800
My name is Bejan,
I'm pleased to meet you.

956
00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:28,568
It's a mate from work.Mate?

957
00:44:28,635 --> 00:44:31,710
Oh my God, I'm honored.All right.

958
00:44:31,104 --> 00:44:33,373
It's a big,
big moment for me.

959
00:44:33,406 --> 00:44:34,808
[chuckling]

960
00:44:34,841 --> 00:44:36,209
Well, I'll leave
you to your bath.

961
00:44:36,242 --> 00:44:38,478
We weren't having a group,
we weren't gonna do group.

962
00:44:38,511 --> 00:44:40,980
He was gonna go and I was gonna
have a bath-- please, don't.

963
00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:42,682
Don't!Don't worry, it's fine.

964
00:44:42,716 --> 00:44:45,218
I'll, uh,
I'll go by myself.

965
00:44:46,486 --> 00:44:48,688
I'll give you
a call later, yeah?Yeah.

966
00:44:48,722 --> 00:44:50,390
Bye, Gary!

967
00:44:50,423 --> 00:44:52,926
He's cute.

968
00:44:52,959 --> 00:44:54,494
Two more things.

969
00:44:54,527 --> 00:44:56,162
Your hairy chest
and a tan.

970
00:44:56,229 --> 00:44:57,430
No, no, no.

971
00:44:57,497 --> 00:44:59,599
Yes, yes, yes, yes.No, no, no.

972
00:44:59,666 --> 00:45:02,350
Bruce,
what year is this?

973
00:45:02,102 --> 00:45:03,737
Did we just go back
in time?

974
00:45:03,803 --> 00:45:05,372
Did we step
out of the DeLorean?

975
00:45:05,405 --> 00:45:07,107
Are we in 1985?

976
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:09,242
Is this Hill Valley?

977
00:45:09,275 --> 00:45:12,450
Think, McFly, think!

978
00:45:12,112 --> 00:45:13,747
Sorry...

979
00:45:13,813 --> 00:45:16,116
So take this...

980
00:45:16,149 --> 00:45:17,417
and take this.

981
00:45:17,450 --> 00:45:18,718
What?

982
00:45:18,752 --> 00:45:20,320
You got ten minutes.

983
00:45:20,387 --> 00:45:22,220
Run for it, Marty!

984
00:45:22,550 --> 00:45:24,324
♪♪

985
00:45:28,995 --> 00:45:30,864
Oh...

986
00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:39,139
Wow, it's so deep.

987
00:45:43,643 --> 00:45:45,780
It's so natural.

988
00:45:48,548 --> 00:45:50,160
[clearing throat]

989
00:45:52,552 --> 00:45:54,287
How do you feel?

990
00:45:56,322 --> 00:45:58,240
Thank you.

991
00:45:58,580 --> 00:46:00,493
And on the seventh day,

992
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,898
the Almighty turned to
His followers and said,

993
00:46:04,931 --> 00:46:08,680
[speaking foreign language]

994
00:46:08,101 --> 00:46:09,803
What does that mean?

995
00:46:09,869 --> 00:46:11,438
Let's salsa!

996
00:46:11,471 --> 00:46:14,374
♪♪

997
00:46:31,725 --> 00:46:33,727
Oh, look.

998
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,162
Look.

999
00:46:37,364 --> 00:46:38,531
That is fun.

1000
00:46:38,598 --> 00:46:41,668
Oh my God,
they make me feel sick.

1001
00:46:41,735 --> 00:46:43,303
Salsa aerobics?

1002
00:46:43,336 --> 00:46:45,872
It is not salsa,
it is a cancer.

1003
00:46:45,905 --> 00:46:49,242
Go back to religious
center, you *****es!

1004
00:46:49,309 --> 00:46:50,643
If I had
a grenade right now.

1005
00:46:50,677 --> 00:46:52,245
Shut up.I was just saying--

1006
00:46:52,312 --> 00:46:53,546
A Middle Eastern man
talking about

1007
00:46:53,613 --> 00:46:55,810
having a grenade
in a packed nightclub?

1008
00:46:55,115 --> 00:46:56,916
You'll start a bloody
stampede.

1009
00:46:56,950 --> 00:46:58,451
I'm saying,
if I had a grenade.

1010
00:46:58,485 --> 00:47:00,820
Of course, I don't
have a grenade.No, shush...

1011
00:47:02,622 --> 00:47:05,191
Another Fanta.Let's have another Fanta.

1012
00:47:05,225 --> 00:47:07,227
♪♪

1013
00:47:08,928 --> 00:47:10,363
Hi, guys.Hey!Hey!

1014
00:47:10,397 --> 00:47:11,564
So who's dancing?

1015
00:47:11,631 --> 00:47:12,832
Oh, yes, please.

1016
00:47:12,899 --> 00:47:14,334
Bruce?

1017
00:47:14,367 --> 00:47:16,469
No, I'm gonna
sit this one out.I don't think so.

1018
00:47:16,503 --> 00:47:18,400
Come on, let's go.Oh, please

1019
00:47:19,706 --> 00:47:21,374
Hey, you all right?

1020
00:47:42,262 --> 00:47:44,597
Off, off, off.

1021
00:47:44,664 --> 00:47:46,499
What?

1022
00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:48,568
Get off this
****ing dance floor

1023
00:47:48,601 --> 00:47:50,136
with your shitty dancing.

1024
00:47:50,170 --> 00:47:51,504
I am doing the steps.

1025
00:47:51,538 --> 00:47:52,939
Doing the steps?

1026
00:47:52,972 --> 00:47:56,609
Any prick can do the st--
that prick can do the steps.

1027
00:47:56,676 --> 00:47:59,446
Where is
the ****ing heart?

1028
00:47:59,512 --> 00:48:01,247
Where's el corazón?

1029
00:48:01,281 --> 00:48:02,716
I don't know.What's that?

1030
00:48:02,749 --> 00:48:04,500
I don't know.You don't know.

1031
00:48:04,117 --> 00:48:05,719
You don't know,
well, in that case,

1032
00:48:05,752 --> 00:48:07,387
why don't you piss off
back to the bar,

1033
00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:09,522
grab yourself
a pint of beer and watch,

1034
00:48:09,556 --> 00:48:11,524
like all the other
****ing losers.

1035
00:48:11,558 --> 00:48:13,159
Don't--

1036
00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:12,850
[Bruce]
Scrub it off of me.

1037
00:49:13,253 --> 00:49:14,921
Scrub this tan.

1038
00:49:17,123 --> 00:49:18,758
[grunting]

1039
00:49:21,628 --> 00:49:23,630
Big news, ball bag.

1040
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:24,764
What?Shift.

1041
00:49:24,798 --> 00:49:26,660
When you were at home
last night

1042
00:49:26,990 --> 00:49:27,534
making love to your hand,

1043
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,102
guess who went
disco dancing

1044
00:49:29,135 --> 00:49:31,338
with the ***ually frustrated
lady boss?

1045
00:49:31,371 --> 00:49:32,806
Who?

1046
00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:34,240
Me, I did.

1047
00:49:34,274 --> 00:49:36,420
I got that.

1048
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,844
Oh my God, she can move.

1049
00:49:37,911 --> 00:49:40,347
And the sweat
dripping off of her.

1050
00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:43,917
It was like a waterfall
of babies tears.

1051
00:49:43,950 --> 00:49:46,353
Poetic.

1052
00:49:46,386 --> 00:49:49,289
I think we all know
where this is headed.

1053
00:49:49,356 --> 00:49:51,910
Inside of her.

1054
00:49:51,124 --> 00:49:53,930
You know what I mean?Yeah.

1055
00:49:54,928 --> 00:49:56,296
Why are you
telling me all this?

1056
00:49:56,363 --> 00:49:57,731
Oh, don't be a virgin.

1057
00:49:57,797 --> 00:50:00,500
I know you made
a play for her.No, I didn't.

1058
00:50:00,533 --> 00:50:02,502
A mix tape.

1059
00:50:02,535 --> 00:50:04,437
You ****ing
John Cusack now?

1060
00:50:04,504 --> 00:50:06,539
You took it.

1061
00:50:06,573 --> 00:50:07,841
I didn't want
you to be embarrassed.

1062
00:50:07,874 --> 00:50:09,109
She'd laugh in your face.

1063
00:50:09,142 --> 00:50:11,111
I made it for her car.Aww...

1064
00:50:11,144 --> 00:50:13,246
Just give me--Your big arms
are too slow.

1065
00:50:13,279 --> 00:50:14,547
[Julia]
Hey, guys.Hey, Jules.

1066
00:50:14,581 --> 00:50:16,249
Hi.How's it going?

1067
00:50:16,282 --> 00:50:17,951
Really good,
really good.

1068
00:50:17,984 --> 00:50:19,285
Last night
was fun, right?

1069
00:50:19,319 --> 00:50:21,870
So much fun.Yeah, it was good.

1070
00:50:21,121 --> 00:50:24,457
I mean, Helen was obviously
trying to hustle us all, but...

1071
00:50:24,524 --> 00:50:27,527
A good night,
it was a good night.

1072
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,562
How are your
little footsies?

1073
00:50:29,596 --> 00:50:31,398
You know what?
Pretty sore.

1074
00:50:31,431 --> 00:50:33,990
I'll bet they are.

1075
00:50:33,133 --> 00:50:35,101
We, uh, stopped off at
a club on the way home.

1076
00:50:35,135 --> 00:50:37,103
That's right.

1077
00:50:37,137 --> 00:50:39,673
I'm gonna go,
I got lots to do.

1078
00:50:39,706 --> 00:50:41,708
See you later, Brucie.Bye, Bruce.

1079
00:50:52,619 --> 00:50:54,788
Drew!
Oh!

1080
00:50:56,222 --> 00:50:58,725
Oh, shit, oh, shit.

1081
00:51:01,561 --> 00:51:02,796
You okay?

1082
00:51:02,862 --> 00:51:04,931
Yeah, just having
a manicure.

1083
00:51:04,998 --> 00:51:07,500
This came,
will you sign for it?Sure.

1084
00:51:08,802 --> 00:51:10,804
Can you, uh-- sorry.

1085
00:51:12,706 --> 00:51:14,140
[moaning]

1086
00:51:16,176 --> 00:51:17,811
Thank you, cheers.

1087
00:51:17,877 --> 00:51:19,346
Can I, um...

1088
00:51:21,715 --> 00:51:24,951
Ah, this is bad.

1089
00:51:25,180 --> 00:51:26,486
Help.

1090
00:51:27,721 --> 00:51:29,456
That was so fun.Yeah.

1091
00:51:29,489 --> 00:51:30,757
We should do it again.

1092
00:51:30,790 --> 00:51:32,359
Yeah, maybe.

1093
00:51:32,392 --> 00:51:33,960
What's, um,
what's with the tape?

1094
00:51:34,270 --> 00:51:35,729
Oh, shoot.

1095
00:51:37,230 --> 00:51:38,631
You caught me.

1096
00:51:38,665 --> 00:51:40,934
It's for your car.

1097
00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:42,469
Oh my God.

1098
00:51:42,502 --> 00:51:44,971
You made an inlay?

1099
00:51:45,380 --> 00:51:46,740
Yes, I did.

1100
00:51:46,773 --> 00:51:48,541
Nobody makes
inlays anymore.

1101
00:51:48,608 --> 00:51:50,210
Yeah, it's just
a silly little touch

1102
00:51:50,243 --> 00:51:52,212
I thought you'd like.

1103
00:51:52,245 --> 00:51:55,415
That's really...
that's really nice.

1104
00:51:55,482 --> 00:51:57,217
Now I feel like I have to
get you something.

1105
00:51:57,250 --> 00:52:00,186
Oh, that
would be so cute.

1106
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,422
That's really nice,
thank you.

1107
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,702
How was your
bubble bath?Ha-ha.

1108
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,439
Was it rejuvenating?

1109
00:52:19,506 --> 00:52:22,208
That's classic,
Gary, loved it.

1110
00:52:22,242 --> 00:52:23,843
Listen,
I love the crack.

1111
00:52:23,877 --> 00:52:25,845
Yeah, one might say
I'm addicted to the crack.

1112
00:52:25,879 --> 00:52:28,448
But right now, I just wanna
get my head down

1113
00:52:28,515 --> 00:52:30,984
and plow my way through
this bucket of balls.

1114
00:52:31,170 --> 00:52:34,220
All right?
Yeah?

1115
00:52:34,254 --> 00:52:36,656
I think we got a new heading
for our weekly roundup.

1116
00:52:36,690 --> 00:52:38,658
Unexplained
homoerotic encounters

1117
00:52:38,692 --> 00:52:40,293
with rugged foreign males.

1118
00:52:40,326 --> 00:52:42,395
Mickey?Nil.

1119
00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:43,897
Me... nil.

1120
00:52:43,963 --> 00:52:45,331
Brucie?

1121
00:52:45,398 --> 00:52:47,434
Ah, ****
the weekly roundup.

1122
00:52:47,467 --> 00:52:49,102
**** it.

1123
00:52:49,135 --> 00:52:52,500
Oh, dear,
what's wrong with her?

1124
00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:54,908
Come on, Bruce,
who was he?

1125
00:52:54,974 --> 00:52:56,843
What are you
hiding from us?Nothing.

1126
00:53:00,146 --> 00:53:03,160
Aw, did the ***y sultan's
rich bath milk

1127
00:53:03,490 --> 00:53:05,251
irritate your
sensitive skin, did it?

1128
00:53:05,285 --> 00:53:07,754
Oh!**** off!

1129
00:53:07,821 --> 00:53:10,423
Hey, you all right,
Gary-- Gary?

1130
00:53:10,457 --> 00:53:11,925
I'm sorry, you okay?

1131
00:53:11,991 --> 00:53:13,259
Yeah, fine, mate,
yeah, forget about it.

1132
00:53:13,293 --> 00:53:14,728
Hey, hey, hey.

1133
00:53:14,761 --> 00:53:16,162
Don't go.

1134
00:53:17,864 --> 00:53:19,650
Yeah, this is the one.

1135
00:53:19,132 --> 00:53:20,633
The trusty
******* wedge.

1136
00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:23,636
Hey, hey, don't--
Gary, don't--

1137
00:53:23,703 --> 00:53:25,739
Stop it, stop, Gary-- oh!

1138
00:53:25,772 --> 00:53:28,641
Gary, Gary, don't--You keep running.

1139
00:53:28,708 --> 00:53:30,343
Gary!

1140
00:53:30,377 --> 00:53:32,846
Help me.Par three.

1141
00:53:32,879 --> 00:53:34,180
Ah!

1142
00:53:34,214 --> 00:53:37,830
I say par four!

1143
00:53:37,150 --> 00:53:39,185
I didn't mean
to hit you, Gary.

1144
00:53:39,219 --> 00:53:41,654
Please.Keep running!

1145
00:53:41,721 --> 00:53:43,189
Oh!

1146
00:53:47,627 --> 00:53:49,195
Stop it!

1147
00:53:51,464 --> 00:53:53,666
Ah, hey!

1148
00:53:53,733 --> 00:53:55,680
I dance!

1149
00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:57,404
[Gary]
Fore!

1150
00:53:58,772 --> 00:54:00,874
I dance, all right?!

1151
00:54:02,742 --> 00:54:04,611
Please stop
hitting balls at me.

1152
00:54:06,813 --> 00:54:08,181
Oh-whee!

1153
00:54:08,214 --> 00:54:11,217
Salsa?

1154
00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:12,519
With the little shoes?

1155
00:54:12,552 --> 00:54:13,920
Yes.

1156
00:54:13,953 --> 00:54:15,789
Yes, salsa
with the little shoes.

1157
00:54:19,893 --> 00:54:22,195
Why?

1158
00:54:22,228 --> 00:54:24,698
I was doing it
for that girl.

1159
00:54:24,764 --> 00:54:25,999
What girl?

1160
00:54:26,660 --> 00:54:28,835
The-- the butterfly?

1161
00:54:28,902 --> 00:54:30,403
The eponymous
butterfly from the tale

1162
00:54:30,437 --> 00:54:33,573
of the butterfly
and the parsnip.

1163
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,276
The parsnip, the butterfly.Oh.

1164
00:54:37,811 --> 00:54:39,546
What, you--
you thought the parsnip

1165
00:54:39,579 --> 00:54:40,914
would win the butterfly

1166
00:54:40,947 --> 00:54:43,160
by doing a bit
of tiny shoe shuffle.

1167
00:54:43,830 --> 00:54:47,220
Yes, I know it's stupid,
isn't it?

1168
00:54:47,253 --> 00:54:49,656
And then
there's... Drew.

1169
00:54:49,689 --> 00:54:51,424
Do you remember Drew?Oh, yes.

1170
00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:52,926
The horse's ***.

1171
00:54:52,959 --> 00:54:55,428
Yeah,
and he likes her, too.

1172
00:54:55,462 --> 00:54:56,730
He might be a horse's ***

1173
00:54:56,796 --> 00:55:00,367
but he's better at
all this than I am, so...

1174
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,370
I might just let him
get on with it.

1175
00:55:03,403 --> 00:55:05,372
Yeah, but it's...

1176
00:55:05,405 --> 00:55:07,140
It's probably
for the best.

1177
00:55:07,173 --> 00:55:10,430
Just-- just forget about
her, aye?

1178
00:55:12,979 --> 00:55:15,382
[door creaking]

1179
00:55:25,291 --> 00:55:26,693
[sighing]

1180
00:55:28,561 --> 00:55:29,863
[Ron]
He's back.

1181
00:55:31,264 --> 00:55:32,999
Jesus Christ, Ron.

1182
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:34,401
You ****ing
made me jump.

1183
00:55:34,434 --> 00:55:36,690
Who is she, Bruce?

1184
00:55:36,136 --> 00:55:38,204
Hmm?

1185
00:55:38,271 --> 00:55:41,708
The girl in the club
the other night?

1186
00:55:41,741 --> 00:55:43,643
She's the one, hm?

1187
00:55:43,710 --> 00:55:44,911
Does it matter?

1188
00:55:44,978 --> 00:55:46,212
No, of course
it doesn't matter.

1189
00:55:46,279 --> 00:55:48,715
That's why you got a face
like a dropped skunk.

1190
00:55:48,748 --> 00:55:50,450
It's just stupid.

1191
00:55:50,483 --> 00:55:52,180
I wanted to make her
fall in love with me.

1192
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,788
Hmm, and then along comes
this other fellow.

1193
00:55:54,854 --> 00:55:56,489
Tall, better looking,
let's face it,

1194
00:55:56,523 --> 00:55:58,425
his ****
couldn't be any smaller.

1195
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,629
That's why you
came back.

1196
00:56:02,662 --> 00:56:05,198
La donna,
the woman.

1197
00:56:06,599 --> 00:56:08,201
Salsa, Ron.

1198
00:56:08,234 --> 00:56:10,203
It's always about a woman.Mm-hmm.

1199
00:56:10,236 --> 00:56:12,605
I just wanted to-- you to
make me good enough for her.

1200
00:56:12,639 --> 00:56:13,873
Oh, why don't you
just keep standing

1201
00:56:13,907 --> 00:56:15,342
in front of that mirror

1202
00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:16,743
and do what you did in
the club the other night then?

1203
00:56:16,776 --> 00:56:19,120
Do me a favor and do that,
would that?What?

1204
00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:22,820
Oh, come on, you know
what you did, you felt it.

1205
00:56:22,115 --> 00:56:23,650
You want me to do it now?

1206
00:56:23,683 --> 00:56:26,686
Come on, it's just
us girls, Brucie.

1207
00:56:26,753 --> 00:56:28,822
Don't want to.

1208
00:56:28,888 --> 00:56:30,690
Oh, he bottles it.

1209
00:56:30,757 --> 00:56:32,792
What a surprise.

1210
00:56:35,695 --> 00:56:37,831
Where are you going?Come on,
we got work to do.

1211
00:56:37,897 --> 00:56:39,232
What kind of work?

1212
00:56:39,265 --> 00:56:41,368
We're gonna get shit-faced
and play board games.

1213
00:56:45,772 --> 00:56:47,273
Eye piece for one eye.

1214
00:56:47,340 --> 00:56:49,642
Monocle.Mmm.

1215
00:56:49,676 --> 00:56:51,845
Sorry, why are we
doing this again?

1216
00:56:51,911 --> 00:56:53,546
Sits on top of
a Christmas tree.

1217
00:56:53,580 --> 00:56:55,248
A fairy.

1218
00:56:55,281 --> 00:56:57,384
No, a star.

1219
00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:59,386
That's time--
time, time, time.All right.

1220
00:56:59,419 --> 00:57:00,653
For you.

1221
00:57:00,687 --> 00:57:02,856
Go.Okay.

1222
00:57:02,922 --> 00:57:05,592
Okay, they ate this,
much to God's annoyance,

1223
00:57:05,658 --> 00:57:07,260
in the Garden of Eden.

1224
00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:09,129
Apple.Apple is correct.

1225
00:57:09,162 --> 00:57:12,298
Oh, okay, he, um, he's
an actor, he does films--

1226
00:57:12,365 --> 00:57:14,267
It's a purple one.Yeah, and?

1227
00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:17,671
Means you have to
do an impression.

1228
00:57:17,704 --> 00:57:19,539
I'm not doing
any impression.Well, you have to.

1229
00:57:19,572 --> 00:57:21,808
No.Do the impression, Bruce.

1230
00:57:21,841 --> 00:57:23,276
No, I can't--Just do
the impression, Bruce.

1231
00:57:23,309 --> 00:57:25,979
No, I'm not doing
an impression.

1232
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,981
What are you
so scared of?

1233
00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:29,883
I'm not.

1234
00:57:29,949 --> 00:57:31,985
Just do
the impression, then.No, I'm doing the impr--

1235
00:57:32,180 --> 00:57:33,620
Why are you so afraid of what
people might think of you?

1236
00:57:33,687 --> 00:57:35,188
Why can't you just
put yourself out there?

1237
00:57:35,255 --> 00:57:37,323
I mean--So do the impression.

1238
00:57:37,390 --> 00:57:39,159
It's almost time.Do the impression.

1239
00:57:39,192 --> 00:57:40,560
I said, time.

1240
00:57:40,593 --> 00:57:42,562
Do the ****ing
impression!

1241
00:57:42,595 --> 00:57:44,330
Why are you
always shouting at me?

1242
00:57:44,397 --> 00:57:46,533
Because you
****ing quit on me.

1243
00:57:46,566 --> 00:57:48,101
I did not quit,
I did not quit on you.

1244
00:57:48,134 --> 00:57:49,569
You had the world
at your feet.

1245
00:57:49,602 --> 00:57:51,438
I did not quit on you.And you walked away,
didn't you?

1246
00:57:51,471 --> 00:57:52,972
No, I didn't.Oh, yes, you did.

1247
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:54,908
No, I did not.Then you keep
swatting back in here

1248
00:57:54,974 --> 00:57:56,309
and swatting out again,
swatting back in--

1249
00:57:56,343 --> 00:57:58,440
They broke me!

1250
00:57:58,780 --> 00:57:59,412
All right?!

1251
00:57:59,446 --> 00:58:01,470
If you wanna know, the night
of the competition,

1252
00:58:01,810 --> 00:58:02,315
they broke me.

1253
00:58:02,349 --> 00:58:03,616
A gang of kids,
bullies.

1254
00:58:03,650 --> 00:58:05,919
They just-- they ****ing,
they broke out on me.

1255
00:58:05,985 --> 00:58:07,420
I didn't
wanna do it any more.

1256
00:58:07,454 --> 00:58:09,489
So some big boys
gave you a "shoeing."

1257
00:58:09,556 --> 00:58:10,790
You're a male dancer,

1258
00:58:10,857 --> 00:58:12,926
you think
I never took any shit?Well...

1259
00:58:12,992 --> 00:58:14,327
So what are you
gonna do about it, aye?

1260
00:58:14,361 --> 00:58:15,628
What, you're gonna hide away

1261
00:58:15,662 --> 00:58:17,564
or maybe crawl
under your duvet

1262
00:58:17,597 --> 00:58:19,766
and watch "Bridget Jones"
part two

1263
00:58:19,799 --> 00:58:22,102
with some white maltese?

1264
00:58:22,168 --> 00:58:24,371
Don't.

1265
00:58:24,437 --> 00:58:25,872
Then what?

1266
00:58:28,608 --> 00:58:30,577
Then what?!I don't know!

1267
00:58:30,610 --> 00:58:32,178
So do
the ****ing impression!

1268
00:58:32,212 --> 00:58:33,880
Say hello to
my little friend.Again.

1269
00:58:33,913 --> 00:58:35,648
Say helloto my little--Again!

1270
00:58:35,682 --> 00:58:37,617
Say helloto my little--Again!

1271
00:58:37,650 --> 00:58:39,953
[speaking with Cuban accent]
Say hello to
my little friend!

1272
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:41,955
Al Pa-****ing-cino!Yes!

1273
00:58:42,220 --> 00:58:43,590
♪♪

1274
00:58:43,623 --> 00:58:47,600
So... shall we go and dance
in front of the mirror?

1275
00:58:47,930 --> 00:58:48,395
Yeah.

1276
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:51,598
Yes.

1277
00:58:51,631 --> 00:58:54,134
Nice time.

1278
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,902
[Ron]
Loosen up.

1279
00:58:55,935 --> 00:58:57,804
That's it, loosen up.

1280
00:58:57,837 --> 00:58:59,839
Roll those shoulders,
roll them, roll them.

1281
00:58:59,906 --> 00:59:02,275
Roll 'em, roll 'em...

1282
00:59:03,810 --> 00:59:05,712
Arms of an eagle.

1283
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,916
I said an eagle,
not a ****ing heron.

1284
00:59:09,949 --> 00:59:12,519
It is an eagle.

1285
00:59:12,552 --> 00:59:14,254
Okay, try again.

1286
00:59:14,287 --> 00:59:16,623
Legs of a stallion.

1287
00:59:16,656 --> 00:59:18,158
Arms of an eagle.

1288
00:59:18,224 --> 00:59:20,360
[exhaling]

1289
00:59:20,393 --> 00:59:21,728
Go.

1290
00:59:27,434 --> 00:59:29,402
That's it,
work it out, Brucie.

1291
00:59:35,308 --> 00:59:37,977
[Ron]
Takes a lot of hard work
to make it look that easy.

1292
00:59:39,546 --> 00:59:41,181
Mm...Ahh...

1293
00:59:53,393 --> 00:59:55,128
Think about it
all the time.

1294
00:59:58,980 --> 01:00:00,734
Now I know you're all waiting
for this particular model

1295
01:00:00,767 --> 01:00:03,436
but, as we say,
better late than never.

1296
01:00:03,470 --> 01:00:05,205
[laughing]

1297
01:00:07,107 --> 01:00:08,675
All right, so...

1298
01:00:14,481 --> 01:00:16,349
One, two, three...

1299
01:00:23,323 --> 01:00:24,591
What is that?What?

1300
01:00:24,624 --> 01:00:26,626
That's a chicken...It's reggaeton.

1301
01:00:30,864 --> 01:00:32,198
[grunting]

1302
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:37,504
[grunting]

1303
01:00:37,570 --> 01:00:39,390
[laughing]

1304
01:00:40,740 --> 01:00:42,308
Three, two, one...

1305
01:00:42,342 --> 01:00:43,576
[Gary]
Oh!

1306
01:00:43,610 --> 01:00:45,110
You all right?Aah!

1307
01:00:45,450 --> 01:00:46,713
I'm so sorry,
someone's coming.

1308
01:01:10,236 --> 01:01:12,939
Oh, oh,
room for a small one?

1309
01:01:12,972 --> 01:01:14,941
I have
a question for you.

1310
01:01:14,974 --> 01:01:16,976
Well, I love questions.

1311
01:01:17,430 --> 01:01:19,846
So you like
Latin music, huh?

1312
01:01:21,381 --> 01:01:24,117
The mix tape?Oh, right, the mix-- yes.

1313
01:01:24,184 --> 01:01:27,821
Oh, I, um, a Latinoboy,
big time, I am.

1314
01:01:27,854 --> 01:01:29,890
Music wise.

1315
01:01:29,122 --> 01:01:30,290
Thanks for
listening to that.

1316
01:01:30,357 --> 01:01:32,125
It was a real labor
of love for me.

1317
01:01:32,192 --> 01:01:36,296
That track at the end
of side one... oh.

1318
01:01:36,363 --> 01:01:40,667
Oh, shoot, that's the--
that's my favorite track.

1319
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:42,135
Isn't is just so,
uh...

1320
01:01:42,202 --> 01:01:44,671
It's so..."Trackie" and, uh...

1321
01:01:44,704 --> 01:01:45,939
It's the best song
that you could put

1322
01:01:45,972 --> 01:01:48,675
at the end of side one
on a mix tape.Yeah.

1323
01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:50,844
Yeah.Like that.

1324
01:01:50,877 --> 01:01:52,545
You know what's weird
is whenever

1325
01:01:52,579 --> 01:01:55,148
I listen to that track,

1326
01:01:55,215 --> 01:01:58,451
I like to imagine myself just
lying in front of a log fire,

1327
01:01:58,518 --> 01:02:02,322
just with
a glass of tequila,

1328
01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:05,425
chewing on a chimichanga,
you know?

1329
01:02:05,458 --> 01:02:07,270
[elevator dinging]

1330
01:02:07,930 --> 01:02:09,596
Oh, hey, that pitch
that you and Bruce did.

1331
01:02:09,662 --> 01:02:12,332
You guys aced it--
bam-- sold.

1332
01:02:12,399 --> 01:02:14,701
Shut the front door,
you're kidding?

1333
01:02:14,734 --> 01:02:17,300
Stop that train,
no, I'm not.

1334
01:02:17,370 --> 01:02:19,272
[laughing]

1335
01:02:19,305 --> 01:02:21,241
We should, uh,
get together and celebrate.

1336
01:02:21,274 --> 01:02:22,609
Yes, we should.

1337
01:02:22,676 --> 01:02:24,177
My place.Yes.

1338
01:02:24,244 --> 01:02:25,578
Takeout?Yes.

1339
01:02:25,612 --> 01:02:27,981
Invite Bruce and Helen.

1340
01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:29,349
Yeah.

1341
01:02:30,984 --> 01:02:32,185
We should
absolutely do that.

1342
01:02:32,252 --> 01:02:33,420
[elevator dinging]

1343
01:02:33,453 --> 01:02:34,688
Cool,
so you'll tell them?

1344
01:02:34,721 --> 01:02:35,989
Yeah, of course.Great.

1345
01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:37,357
I'll totes tell 'em.

1346
01:02:37,424 --> 01:02:39,693
You can totally
trust me to do that.

1347
01:02:39,726 --> 01:02:41,194
It's not a problem.

1348
01:02:41,261 --> 01:02:42,562
[singing]

1349
01:02:45,432 --> 01:02:47,600
Hey.

1350
01:02:47,634 --> 01:02:49,202
What are you hiding?Nothing.

1351
01:02:49,269 --> 01:02:51,710
What are you hiding?

1352
01:02:51,137 --> 01:02:52,839
Behold.

1353
01:02:52,872 --> 01:02:55,308
Santo Vito.

1354
01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:59,446
Yeah, what, it's just another
salsa night, so what?

1355
01:02:59,479 --> 01:03:01,214
So what?

1356
01:03:01,281 --> 01:03:02,949
Look at it,
squashy chops!

1357
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:04,751
It's a competition.

1358
01:03:04,784 --> 01:03:06,519
Sorry.

1359
01:03:06,586 --> 01:03:08,221
Don't you see?

1360
01:03:08,288 --> 01:03:10,857
This is your time,
Bruce.

1361
01:03:10,890 --> 01:03:12,625
This is
the Goonie time.

1362
01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:15,628
Do you know about
the Goonie time?

1363
01:03:15,662 --> 01:03:17,897
Yeah, of course, I know
about the Goonie time.

1364
01:03:17,931 --> 01:03:19,499
My watch
runs on Goonie time.

1365
01:03:19,532 --> 01:03:23,103
So then you know that
it's their time up there.

1366
01:03:23,169 --> 01:03:26,639
But it's our time
down here.

1367
01:03:26,673 --> 01:03:28,174
You can do this, Bruce.

1368
01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:29,943
You can win
this "mother funky"

1369
01:03:29,976 --> 01:03:33,313
and you can show the world
what you're really made of.

1370
01:03:33,346 --> 01:03:36,783
Think about it,
what have we got to lose?

1371
01:03:38,318 --> 01:03:40,787
Yeah, I mean,
I suppose I could.

1372
01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:43,656
Bruce, we Persians
have a saying.

1373
01:03:43,690 --> 01:03:47,527
[speaking foreign language]

1374
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:48,928
I don't--
I don't really speak--

1375
01:03:48,962 --> 01:03:51,331
If you wanna
do something, do it.

1376
01:03:51,364 --> 01:03:54,667
If you don't wanna do it,
don't do it.

1377
01:03:54,701 --> 01:03:56,903
[cell phone beeping]

1378
01:03:56,936 --> 01:03:58,672
I'm gonna be
late for my ball wax.

1379
01:03:58,705 --> 01:04:00,540
I'll call you later?Yeah, sure.

1380
01:04:00,573 --> 01:04:02,750
Bye.

1381
01:04:06,846 --> 01:04:08,448
I can still
see you there.

1382
01:04:08,515 --> 01:04:09,816
See you!

1383
01:04:09,849 --> 01:04:11,418
See you later.

1384
01:04:13,853 --> 01:04:17,290
Hello, one, two, three,
four, five, yes.

1385
01:04:17,357 --> 01:04:18,692
You win.

1386
01:04:18,725 --> 01:04:20,360
Finally, finally.

1387
01:04:20,393 --> 01:04:22,829
And you know what you get for
first prize, you lucky prick?

1388
01:04:22,862 --> 01:04:24,970
Prefer to think--

1389
01:04:24,130 --> 01:04:25,832
You get one of these.There it is.

1390
01:04:25,865 --> 01:04:27,233
And...

1391
01:04:29,269 --> 01:04:31,370
Two of these.

1392
01:04:33,173 --> 01:04:34,407
♪♪

1393
01:04:34,441 --> 01:04:36,376
Oh, I just
thought you might...

1394
01:04:36,409 --> 01:04:38,712
want an old pair of shitty
shoes from the '80s.

1395
01:04:38,745 --> 01:04:40,447
One careful owner.

1396
01:04:44,551 --> 01:04:45,985
Thanks, Ron.

1397
01:04:46,190 --> 01:04:48,755
You're not gonna try
and finger me now, are you?

1398
01:04:48,822 --> 01:04:50,824
Do you want me to try
and finger you?

1399
01:04:50,857 --> 01:04:52,258
You're ready.

1400
01:04:52,292 --> 01:04:56,763
You are free.

1401
01:04:56,830 --> 01:04:59,132
I'm gonna ask her to
this thing tomorrow night,

1402
01:04:59,165 --> 01:05:02,869
and I would be honored if you
would come and watch us.

1403
01:05:02,902 --> 01:05:05,338
Aah, I'll have to
check my diary.

1404
01:05:05,405 --> 01:05:06,773
Thank you.

1405
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:10,100
Look at 'em.

1406
01:05:10,430 --> 01:05:12,450
They're so soft.Hmm...

1407
01:05:13,279 --> 01:05:15,148
[sighing]

1408
01:05:15,181 --> 01:05:17,450
Don't-- don't do that.[coughing]

1409
01:05:17,484 --> 01:05:19,586
♪♪

1410
01:05:25,291 --> 01:05:26,593
[exhaling]

1411
01:05:37,203 --> 01:05:38,471
Hmm.

1412
01:05:38,505 --> 01:05:40,440
She's not at work today.

1413
01:05:40,473 --> 01:05:42,208
[Sam]
Fine, so do it tomorrow.

1414
01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:45,450
No, I can't,
it is tonight, all right.

1415
01:05:45,780 --> 01:05:47,380
I have to do it tonight.

1416
01:05:47,447 --> 01:05:50,160
Yeah, no, in that case,
you are a tiny bit ****ed. Sam, please.

1417
01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:52,385
Just help me, I really
need you to help me.

1418
01:05:52,452 --> 01:05:55,121
Okay, do exactly as I say,
and do not deviate.

1419
01:05:55,188 --> 01:05:56,656
You go home,
you shower, you shave,

1420
01:05:56,690 --> 01:05:58,240
you put on something nice.

1421
01:05:58,580 --> 01:05:59,926
I'm thinking powder blue--
shirt, not trousers.

1422
01:05:59,959 --> 01:06:01,661
Do not put on
powder blue trousers.

1423
01:06:01,695 --> 01:06:02,929
Then you get a taxi
to her house--

1424
01:06:02,962 --> 01:06:04,230
someone will
know where she lives.

1425
01:06:04,264 --> 01:06:05,498
Then you knock on her door,

1426
01:06:05,532 --> 01:06:06,800
then you
knock her off her feet

1427
01:06:06,833 --> 01:06:08,401
with your proper suggestion
of a night out.

1428
01:06:08,468 --> 01:06:09,636
She immediately says yes.

1429
01:06:09,669 --> 01:06:11,404
Then you whisk her
off to the club.

1430
01:06:11,471 --> 01:06:13,106
You dance the competition,
you win the competition.

1431
01:06:13,139 --> 01:06:15,342
We all get shit-faced and
then we all go home, got it?

1432
01:06:15,375 --> 01:06:16,543
[chuckling]

1433
01:06:16,576 --> 01:06:17,944
Thanks, Sam.

1434
01:06:21,214 --> 01:06:22,582
Oh, God, I'm good.

1435
01:06:25,752 --> 01:06:27,721
when we seal the deal for
the first time, you know?

1436
01:06:27,787 --> 01:06:30,390
With the *** Muzak,
set the mood.

1437
01:06:30,423 --> 01:06:31,891
Don't be jealous, big lad.

1438
01:06:31,958 --> 01:06:33,159
I'm sure she'll still
have room in her life

1439
01:06:33,226 --> 01:06:35,862
for a fat best friend.

1440
01:06:35,895 --> 01:06:38,531
You don't know about me.

1441
01:06:38,565 --> 01:06:39,799
[zipper zipping]

1442
01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:41,968
What don't I know?

1443
01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:43,737
I dance.

1444
01:06:43,803 --> 01:06:45,739
I'm sorry, I thought you
said that, "I dance."

1445
01:06:45,805 --> 01:06:48,375
Yeah, I did,
I dance salsa.

1446
01:06:48,408 --> 01:06:49,843
[laughing]

1447
01:06:49,876 --> 01:06:51,177
You dance salsa?

1448
01:06:51,244 --> 01:06:52,912
Yeah, salsa.

1449
01:06:52,979 --> 01:06:54,848
[laughing]

1450
01:06:54,881 --> 01:06:56,616
I would ****ing
love to see that.

1451
01:06:56,683 --> 01:06:57,984
Maybe you will.

1452
01:06:58,180 --> 01:07:00,687
Maybe I'll dance you
under the table.

1453
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,289
What sort of table?

1454
01:07:03,323 --> 01:07:05,580
Any sort of table.

1455
01:07:07,427 --> 01:07:08,762
[elevator dinging]

1456
01:07:12,832 --> 01:07:15,168
All right, bum flap,
let's settle this like men.

1457
01:07:15,201 --> 01:07:17,700
Winner takes Julia.

1458
01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:20,730
What about HR?

1459
01:07:23,710 --> 01:07:27,213
What happens
at lunch stays at lunch.

1460
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,582
♪♪

1461
01:07:39,793 --> 01:07:41,940
Ahh!

1462
01:07:42,662 --> 01:07:45,310
[grunting]

1463
01:07:55,475 --> 01:07:56,910
Ahh!

1464
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:01,981
Your wrists are limp.

1465
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:03,917
Ooh!Your **** is limp.

1466
01:08:05,850 --> 01:08:06,319
[horn honking]

1467
01:08:06,353 --> 01:08:07,554
[horn honking]

1468
01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:08,922
Oh, sorry.

1469
01:08:13,326 --> 01:08:14,561
You learn fast.

1470
01:08:14,627 --> 01:08:16,960
I learn from the best.

1471
01:08:16,129 --> 01:08:17,397
Julia.

1472
01:08:17,464 --> 01:08:20,567
Sweet, sweet, "rest your
balls on my chin" Julia.

1473
01:08:23,636 --> 01:08:25,672
Did you just
lick my *****?

1474
01:08:25,739 --> 01:08:28,641
Yeah, and you tasted
like a nasty girl.

1475
01:08:28,675 --> 01:08:30,477
That's disgusting.

1476
01:08:33,813 --> 01:08:35,115
Wanker!

1477
01:08:38,451 --> 01:08:40,754
I'm wearing the wrong shoes
for this shit.

1478
01:08:40,787 --> 01:08:42,789
What the...[Bruce]
Ooh-whee!

1479
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:46,259
Where are you?

1480
01:08:46,326 --> 01:08:48,628
Thought you liked
banter.

1481
01:08:48,661 --> 01:08:51,310
Oh, **** off,
Bruce, **** off.

1482
01:08:55,935 --> 01:08:57,237
[Bruce whistling]

1483
01:08:58,405 --> 01:08:59,973
Ooh.What the--

1484
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:01,374
Big mistake.

1485
01:09:01,408 --> 01:09:04,440
That's Jessie the lezzy
from accounts car.

1486
01:09:12,819 --> 01:09:14,821
Quick step
for such mushy thighs.

1487
01:09:23,163 --> 01:09:24,397
[groaning]

1488
01:09:24,431 --> 01:09:26,566
Do you like that?

1489
01:09:26,633 --> 01:09:27,834
Weird.

1490
01:09:27,867 --> 01:09:30,300
No, don't lead me.Like a lady.

1491
01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:31,404
This is wrong,
you know it's wrong.

1492
01:09:31,438 --> 01:09:32,672
Like a lady.

1493
01:09:32,706 --> 01:09:34,240
I am a man,
I am a fully grown man.

1494
01:09:34,274 --> 01:09:35,742
Then prove it.

1495
01:09:39,579 --> 01:09:41,414
What is that?

1496
01:09:41,448 --> 01:09:43,383
That's my phone.No, no!

1497
01:09:48,588 --> 01:09:49,956
[groaning]

1498
01:09:55,128 --> 01:09:58,310
Ahh, me blades!

1499
01:10:03,737 --> 01:10:05,105
Oh!

1500
01:10:06,206 --> 01:10:07,440
Ahh!

1501
01:10:07,474 --> 01:10:09,442
Whoo!

1502
01:10:09,476 --> 01:10:12,345
Like I said,
any sort of table.

1503
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,582
Fine, you win.

1504
01:10:15,615 --> 01:10:18,318
I can't do this
every ****ing lunch.

1505
01:10:18,351 --> 01:10:21,454
Doesn't mean that she's
gonna pick you, Bruce.

1506
01:10:21,488 --> 01:10:23,690
She wouldn't pick you over me,
that's just bad math.

1507
01:10:23,723 --> 01:10:25,158
She's a clever girl.

1508
01:10:25,191 --> 01:10:26,860
You're probably right.

1509
01:10:26,893 --> 01:10:29,620
You're quite
good looking.

1510
01:10:29,129 --> 01:10:30,697
You got lovely
long legs.Yeah.

1511
01:10:30,730 --> 01:10:32,232
Nice car.Great car.

1512
01:10:32,298 --> 01:10:34,334
But there's
something missing.

1513
01:10:34,367 --> 01:10:36,690
I've got something that you
don't have.

1514
01:10:36,136 --> 01:10:37,871
Do you know what it is?Type 2 diabetes.

1515
01:10:39,372 --> 01:10:41,341
Heart.

1516
01:10:41,374 --> 01:10:44,811
Corazón...
you know?

1517
01:10:44,878 --> 01:10:46,913
I am Bruce Garrett.

1518
01:10:46,946 --> 01:10:49,516
And I am ****ing
salsa.

1519
01:10:49,582 --> 01:10:51,217
Get up, bum flap.

1520
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:57,624
How can you take
something so seriously

1521
01:10:57,657 --> 01:10:59,893
that's named after a dip?

1522
01:10:59,926 --> 01:11:02,228
♪♪

1523
01:11:19,546 --> 01:11:20,947
[exhaling]

1524
01:11:24,684 --> 01:11:26,520
[exhaling]

1525
01:11:31,491 --> 01:11:34,194
♪♪

1526
01:11:37,297 --> 01:11:38,531
Oh, nice shirt.

1527
01:11:38,565 --> 01:11:39,833
Oh, thank you.Come in.

1528
01:11:39,866 --> 01:11:42,435
No, no,
wait, wait, please.

1529
01:11:43,703 --> 01:11:45,839
I dance.

1530
01:11:45,872 --> 01:11:47,240
I dance salsa.

1531
01:11:47,273 --> 01:11:48,775
And there is this club
called Santo Vito--

1532
01:11:48,808 --> 01:11:51,110
Bruce.One minute, please.

1533
01:11:51,770 --> 01:11:53,146
I can hardly breathe,
I'm so nerve--

1534
01:11:53,213 --> 01:11:55,810
I think
I'm hyperventilating.

1535
01:11:55,115 --> 01:11:57,417
I feel like I can see
flies.

1536
01:11:57,450 --> 01:11:58,818
I-- I don't--

1537
01:11:58,852 --> 01:12:01,421
Wait, let me cut to
the chase, all right?

1538
01:12:01,454 --> 01:12:03,423
If you're not doing
anything tonight,

1539
01:12:03,456 --> 01:12:05,458
I would
love to take you--

1540
01:12:07,270 --> 01:12:08,962
Of course.Bruce?

1541
01:12:09,290 --> 01:12:10,964
What's wrong, Bruce?Of course, it's...

1542
01:12:12,499 --> 01:12:14,670
What do you mean?

1543
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,735
Bruce,
come back, Bruce.

1544
01:12:15,802 --> 01:12:18,271
Where are you go--

1545
01:12:19,673 --> 01:12:22,676
Oh my-- oh my God,
what-- what are you doing?

1546
01:12:22,842 --> 01:12:24,711
Oh my God.

1547
01:12:24,744 --> 01:12:26,613
Just get up
and just get out, please.

1548
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:28,548
What?Just get out.

1549
01:12:28,581 --> 01:12:30,150
Wait.

1550
01:12:30,183 --> 01:12:33,319
Is this banter?I can't believe that
you just dropped trou

1551
01:12:33,386 --> 01:12:35,188
and propositioned your boss.

1552
01:12:35,255 --> 01:12:36,489
Did you really
just do that?

1553
01:12:36,556 --> 01:12:37,891
It was
an act of boldness.

1554
01:12:37,957 --> 01:12:40,794
Wait, did you not tell Bruce
about tonight or Helen?

1555
01:12:40,794 --> 01:12:42,829
All right, this conversation
is definitely over.

1556
01:12:42,862 --> 01:12:44,664
Just, please take your

1557
01:12:44,698 --> 01:12:46,800
little Italian shoes
and your pudding

1558
01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:48,368
and just get-- get out.

1559
01:12:48,401 --> 01:12:51,171
Can I just say, I think that
you are making a big mistake.

1560
01:12:51,237 --> 01:12:54,674
I'm gonna have you transferred
to plastic moldings on Monday.

1561
01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:57,377
Oh, that's bullshit, that's
just a bad managerial--

1562
01:12:57,410 --> 01:12:58,745
You know what, FYI?

1563
01:12:58,812 --> 01:13:00,280
I didn't make that
shitty mix tape.

1564
01:13:02,916 --> 01:13:04,150
Oh.

1565
01:13:04,184 --> 01:13:06,386
[knocking][Drew]
I'm sorry, Julia.

1566
01:13:06,419 --> 01:13:10,623
I said some things which
may now seem foolish.

1567
01:13:10,690 --> 01:13:13,560
Okay, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna be honest.

1568
01:13:13,593 --> 01:13:15,261
My granny died.

1569
01:13:15,295 --> 01:13:16,496
I swear to God, Drew,

1570
01:13:16,563 --> 01:13:18,640
if you're still
there in 15 seconds,

1571
01:13:18,131 --> 01:13:19,432
I'm gonna take your pudding

1572
01:13:19,466 --> 01:13:21,334
and shove it
right up your ***.

1573
01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:36,249
Bruce.

1574
01:13:36,316 --> 01:13:39,119
♪♪

1575
01:13:40,754 --> 01:13:43,690
[crowd cheering]

1576
01:13:43,757 --> 01:13:47,761
[man]
Welcome tonight to
Santo Vito Salsa Spectacular.

1577
01:13:47,794 --> 01:13:49,290
Let's go!

1578
01:13:49,620 --> 01:13:50,797
[cheers and applause]

1579
01:13:50,830 --> 01:13:53,233
♪♪

1580
01:13:58,204 --> 01:14:02,420
We're about an hour away from
the main competition event.

1581
01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:04,110
Do you like it?

1582
01:14:04,144 --> 01:14:06,713
It's not really my thing.

1583
01:14:06,780 --> 01:14:09,482
How do you know you don't
like it unless you try it?

1584
01:14:09,516 --> 01:14:11,840
A lot of things
I haven't tried, mate.

1585
01:14:11,117 --> 01:14:12,652
I haven't tried incest

1586
01:14:12,686 --> 01:14:14,540
but I'm pretty sure
I wouldn't like it.

1587
01:14:16,256 --> 01:14:18,958
Incest and salsa, two very
different things.

1588
01:14:18,992 --> 01:14:21,940
Trust me.

1589
01:14:21,127 --> 01:14:24,698
♪♪

1590
01:14:24,731 --> 01:14:27,133
Bruce, can you
call me when you get this?

1591
01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:28,968
I just wanna know
you're all right.

1592
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:31,710
♪♪

1593
01:14:32,238 --> 01:14:33,440
He's not picking up.

1594
01:14:33,506 --> 01:14:35,575
He's probably just
crying somewhere.

1595
01:14:35,608 --> 01:14:38,780
Somewhere quiet and dry.

1596
01:14:38,111 --> 01:14:40,180
That's what
I would be doing.

1597
01:14:40,246 --> 01:14:41,681
I think
I know where he is.

1598
01:14:47,153 --> 01:14:48,521
[sighing]

1599
01:14:49,889 --> 01:14:51,257
Can I borrow a racket?

1600
01:14:51,291 --> 01:14:52,759
Help yourself.

1601
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,469
[sighing]

1602
01:15:02,535 --> 01:15:04,838
So how'd it go?

1603
01:15:04,871 --> 01:15:06,106
I'm wearing a silk shirt

1604
01:15:06,139 --> 01:15:08,541
studded with
jet-black rhinestones,

1605
01:15:08,575 --> 01:15:11,111
driving balls out into
the darkness.

1606
01:15:11,144 --> 01:15:13,113
How do you think it went?

1607
01:15:13,146 --> 01:15:16,182
So now what,
you're gonna stop dancing?

1608
01:15:16,216 --> 01:15:17,650
I was only
doing it for her.

1609
01:15:17,717 --> 01:15:20,120
Were you?

1610
01:15:21,588 --> 01:15:23,590
So, what, you're gonna
give it all up again?

1611
01:15:23,623 --> 01:15:25,492
The only thing
you're good at.

1612
01:15:25,558 --> 01:15:27,193
Literally, the only thing
you've ever been good at

1613
01:15:27,227 --> 01:15:28,661
that wasn't shit
and totally pointless.

1614
01:15:28,728 --> 01:15:30,663
Oh, okay,
fine, here we go.

1615
01:15:30,730 --> 01:15:32,632
Just off the top
of my head.

1616
01:15:32,665 --> 01:15:35,902
Quizzes,
carving Sunday roasts.

1617
01:15:35,935 --> 01:15:37,937
The Rubik's Cube,
the Rubik's Sphere,

1618
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:39,506
the Rubik's Snake.

1619
01:15:39,572 --> 01:15:41,908
Flags of the world,
driving abroad.

1620
01:15:41,941 --> 01:15:43,610
Famous dams,

1621
01:15:43,643 --> 01:15:46,513
identifying dogs by their
silhouettes, you know?

1622
01:15:46,579 --> 01:15:48,140
African mummies.

1623
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:49,949
I could go on.You're wasting your life.

1624
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:51,217
What do you know?

1625
01:15:51,251 --> 01:15:52,686
You are 35 years old

1626
01:15:52,752 --> 01:15:54,921
and you are
working as a hula girl.

1627
01:15:54,954 --> 01:15:57,524
Oh, sorry, no, hula woman,
oh, uh.

1628
01:15:57,590 --> 01:15:59,826
**** off, Bruce.You **** off.

1629
01:16:05,965 --> 01:16:09,402
Good shot.Thanks.

1630
01:16:09,469 --> 01:16:11,371
You need to dance, Bruce.

1631
01:16:11,404 --> 01:16:14,841
You were lost, this is
your chance to get back.

1632
01:16:14,908 --> 01:16:18,411
I don't have a partner.Yeah, you do.

1633
01:16:18,478 --> 01:16:19,713
You?

1634
01:16:19,779 --> 01:16:21,381
I still got it.

1635
01:16:23,850 --> 01:16:25,385
That's pretty good.Mm-hmm.

1636
01:16:27,220 --> 01:16:28,922
Remember the old routine?

1637
01:16:31,910 --> 01:16:34,361
Don't-- don't do that,
don't you bloody dare.

1638
01:16:34,394 --> 01:16:37,970
Don't invoke it.

1639
01:16:39,833 --> 01:16:42,669
Thunder, Thunder, Thunder...Thunder, Thunder, Thunder...

1640
01:16:42,702 --> 01:16:45,872
ThunderCats, ho!ThunderCats, ho!

1641
01:16:45,939 --> 01:16:48,241
♪♪

1642
01:17:12,665 --> 01:17:16,169
[man]
Yes, friends, give it up for
guys and dames.

1643
01:17:19,172 --> 01:17:22,742
Salt and pepper,
here come the hot stepper.

1644
01:17:22,776 --> 01:17:24,100
All right, all right?

1645
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:26,613
Hey, Helen,
thanks for coming.

1646
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:28,748
**** me,
you look great.

1647
01:17:28,782 --> 01:17:30,617
Where's Ron?

1648
01:17:30,684 --> 01:17:33,720
He was busy,
I'm sorry.

1649
01:17:33,753 --> 01:17:36,322
[Bejan]
Bruce, forget Ron.

1650
01:17:36,356 --> 01:17:39,250
You look so good you could
be ****ing Bee Gee.

1651
01:17:39,590 --> 01:17:40,860
[man]
Oh, yeah!

1652
01:17:42,620 --> 01:17:44,164
Look at these
in the blanco!

1653
01:17:44,197 --> 01:17:45,732
Don't ruffle
her feathers.

1654
01:17:47,801 --> 01:17:50,170
Shake it,
one more time.

1655
01:17:50,203 --> 01:17:51,805
You have to go.

1656
01:17:51,871 --> 01:17:53,206
That's what
I'm talking about.

1657
01:17:53,239 --> 01:17:55,442
Let's go to the next round!

1658
01:17:55,475 --> 01:17:58,311
Celebraremos,
celebraremos,

1659
01:17:58,345 --> 01:18:00,747
celebraremos!

1660
01:18:00,780 --> 01:18:02,515
Can we please
have the couples

1661
01:18:02,582 --> 01:18:04,718
to the dance floor
for heat four?

1662
01:18:04,751 --> 01:18:05,919
[cheers and applause]

1663
01:18:05,952 --> 01:18:07,220
You ready?No.

1664
01:18:07,253 --> 01:18:08,521
No, me neither.

1665
01:18:08,588 --> 01:18:10,590
Come on,
let's go.

1666
01:18:10,623 --> 01:18:12,192
Sorry.

1667
01:18:15,762 --> 01:18:18,465
♪♪

1668
01:18:24,938 --> 01:18:27,741
♪♪

1669
01:18:29,275 --> 01:18:30,510
Hey!

1670
01:18:30,543 --> 01:18:31,778
Come on, Brucie!

1671
01:18:31,811 --> 01:18:32,979
[cheers and applause]

1672
01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:34,247
Happy?Yeah.

1673
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:35,515
All right.

1674
01:18:35,548 --> 01:18:36,783
Big smile.

1675
01:18:36,816 --> 01:18:38,618
**** and teeth,
darling.

1676
01:18:38,651 --> 01:18:40,553
Let's go!

1677
01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:42,880
Whoo!

1678
01:18:42,122 --> 01:18:45,580
♪♪

1679
01:18:50,130 --> 01:18:52,365
Holy shit!

1680
01:18:52,399 --> 01:18:54,768
Yes, holy shit.

1681
01:18:56,770 --> 01:18:59,105
[man]
Look at this,
it's feet of fury.

1682
01:19:00,273 --> 01:19:02,800
Hey, adios,my friend.

1683
01:19:04,244 --> 01:19:06,813
[cheers and applause]

1684
01:19:13,787 --> 01:19:15,880
Oh!

1685
01:19:18,958 --> 01:19:21,261
I'm sorry,
you have to go.

1686
01:19:27,267 --> 01:19:29,302
You have to go.

1687
01:19:29,335 --> 01:19:30,570
That's her,
you got to go.

1688
01:19:30,603 --> 01:19:32,906
They blew it...

1689
01:19:32,972 --> 01:19:36,409
We have our
semi-finalists here!

1690
01:19:36,443 --> 01:19:37,911
Amazing!

1691
01:19:40,313 --> 01:19:41,848
Inspirational!

1692
01:19:47,187 --> 01:19:48,988
Okay, I want it back.

1693
01:19:49,220 --> 01:19:50,256
What?

1694
01:19:50,290 --> 01:19:51,591
Come on,
where is it?Where's what?

1695
01:19:51,624 --> 01:19:52,892
What have you
done with it?

1696
01:19:52,926 --> 01:19:54,828
Done with what?Where have you
hidden it?

1697
01:19:54,861 --> 01:19:56,162
Is it in this pocket?Don't--

1698
01:19:56,196 --> 01:19:57,864
It's in this pocket.Don't, come on!

1699
01:19:57,897 --> 01:20:00,934
What have you
done with it?What?

1700
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:04,170
You took my breath away
in there and I want it back.

1701
01:20:04,204 --> 01:20:07,374
Ha-ha, very funny.

1702
01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:09,876
Bruce,
when I first met you,

1703
01:20:09,909 --> 01:20:11,778
you were like a
sanganguey.

1704
01:20:11,845 --> 01:20:13,880
Hmm, sanganguey.

1705
01:20:13,913 --> 01:20:16,383
What does it mean,
sanganguey?

1706
01:20:16,449 --> 01:20:19,285
It's like a large round
stone with some shit on it.

1707
01:20:19,319 --> 01:20:20,887
But now...

1708
01:20:22,655 --> 01:20:25,925
... you have
become of the age.

1709
01:20:25,959 --> 01:20:28,795
You are a man, Bruce.

1710
01:20:30,864 --> 01:20:32,866
Yeah.

1711
01:20:32,899 --> 01:20:36,403
Yeah, I suppose I am.

1712
01:20:36,469 --> 01:20:37,937
And now you have stolen
my heart

1713
01:20:37,971 --> 01:20:40,206
as well as my breath.

1714
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:43,243
Where do you keep
hiding these things?!

1715
01:20:43,309 --> 01:20:45,245
I should
get back out there.

1716
01:20:45,311 --> 01:20:47,547
Yes...
yes, you should.

1717
01:20:47,614 --> 01:20:49,215
You go, Bruce.

1718
01:20:49,249 --> 01:20:51,317
Go and kill
them all.

1719
01:20:51,351 --> 01:20:52,952
Man, woman and child!

1720
01:20:52,986 --> 01:20:54,487
I'm not gonna
kill a child.

1721
01:20:54,521 --> 01:20:55,889
[chuckling]Okay.

1722
01:20:57,357 --> 01:20:59,626
Go!

1723
01:20:59,659 --> 01:21:01,610
[toilet flushing]

1724
01:21:03,329 --> 01:21:04,764
[sniffing]

1725
01:21:05,965 --> 01:21:07,333
Do you have a Tic Tac?

1726
01:21:07,367 --> 01:21:08,835
[man]
Musica, maestro!

1727
01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:12,105
What about these guys?

1728
01:21:12,138 --> 01:21:14,700
What about these guys?!

1729
01:21:17,770 --> 01:21:19,120
♪♪

1730
01:21:21,114 --> 01:21:22,449
Bella!

1731
01:21:31,558 --> 01:21:33,159
No, no, no, no,
get off!

1732
01:21:38,698 --> 01:21:39,933
I'm sorry, friends.

1733
01:21:39,966 --> 01:21:41,267
Now you go.

1734
01:21:44,104 --> 01:21:46,600
Hey!

1735
01:21:46,390 --> 01:21:47,407
You dig it?!

1736
01:21:49,609 --> 01:21:51,811
Here is fanning
the flames of salsa.

1737
01:21:55,315 --> 01:21:56,750
Get off!

1738
01:22:00,153 --> 01:22:01,621
Get off!

1739
01:22:06,326 --> 01:22:07,694
Come on, Bruce!

1740
01:22:14,701 --> 01:22:16,836
Double pleasure!

1741
01:22:16,870 --> 01:22:18,872
Oh, that's unexpected.

1742
01:22:24,144 --> 01:22:25,478
Wow!

1743
01:22:30,984 --> 01:22:32,285
You're in my yard now.

1744
01:22:39,759 --> 01:22:41,610
[laughing]

1745
01:22:48,368 --> 01:22:50,700
We have our finalists!

1746
01:22:51,304 --> 01:22:52,672
We have our finalists.

1747
01:22:53,873 --> 01:22:56,376
Oh, love you, Bruce.

1748
01:23:00,213 --> 01:23:02,449
Hey.

1749
01:23:02,482 --> 01:23:04,484
[man]
Whoo, let's hear it, come on!

1750
01:23:04,517 --> 01:23:06,353
My best mate.

1751
01:23:06,386 --> 01:23:08,121
Wow.

1752
01:23:08,188 --> 01:23:09,823
Gary, whiskey, large.

1753
01:23:09,889 --> 01:23:11,570
You can win this,
Bruce.

1754
01:23:11,910 --> 01:23:12,392
I don't have that
much more left in me.

1755
01:23:12,459 --> 01:23:13,693
Fanta.Huh?

1756
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:14,961
Drink it?No, I don't want...

1757
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:16,963
Drink it.

1758
01:23:17,300 --> 01:23:18,965
Eye of
the tiger, Bruce.

1759
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:21,234
Eye of the tiger!

1760
01:23:21,267 --> 01:23:24,904
Ladies and gentlemen,
the floor is yours.

1761
01:23:24,938 --> 01:23:27,707
♪♪

1762
01:24:25,265 --> 01:24:26,866
Wow.

1763
01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:29,469
Yeah, I'd thought I'd...
make an effort.

1764
01:24:31,104 --> 01:24:33,640
Me and Drew
wasn't anything...

1765
01:24:33,707 --> 01:24:36,142
That's-- that's not...
anything.

1766
01:24:38,712 --> 01:24:39,913
Good.

1767
01:24:39,979 --> 01:24:41,715
I just-- I wanted to say
thank you

1768
01:24:41,748 --> 01:24:44,351
for the mix tape.

1769
01:24:44,417 --> 01:24:46,653
It's no big deal.

1770
01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:49,550
Although, the inlay,
that took ages.

1771
01:24:49,122 --> 01:24:50,890
Great inlay.

1772
01:24:50,924 --> 01:24:52,225
Excellent penmanship.

1773
01:24:52,292 --> 01:24:53,660
Thank you, yeah.Really.

1774
01:24:53,727 --> 01:24:55,662
Yeah, I used
a very fine nib.

1775
01:24:55,729 --> 01:24:57,464
0.4 mil, it's tiny.

1776
01:24:57,497 --> 01:25:00,660
It's probably the work
of a human hand.

1777
01:25:00,133 --> 01:25:02,235
So... I didn't have you down

1778
01:25:02,302 --> 01:25:04,671
as a salsa guy,
no offense.

1779
01:25:04,738 --> 01:25:06,573
Right, yes.

1780
01:25:06,606 --> 01:25:08,775
I was a dancer
when I was a kid.

1781
01:25:08,808 --> 01:25:10,243
And I loved it.

1782
01:25:10,310 --> 01:25:12,812
And then this shit thing
happened to me,

1783
01:25:12,879 --> 01:25:14,214
and everything changed.

1784
01:25:16,182 --> 01:25:17,917
Until I met you.

1785
01:25:17,951 --> 01:25:19,919
And you inspired me.

1786
01:25:19,953 --> 01:25:22,522
So I learned to
dance again.

1787
01:25:22,589 --> 01:25:24,357
I relearned
all the old steps.

1788
01:25:24,391 --> 01:25:27,360
I tracked down my old teacher,
Ron Parfait, who's just...

1789
01:25:27,394 --> 01:25:29,696
he's a horrible,
horrible human being.

1790
01:25:29,763 --> 01:25:31,331
I shaved my chest.

1791
01:25:31,364 --> 01:25:32,799
I went to
some amazing clubs.

1792
01:25:32,832 --> 01:25:35,635
I met some amazing people,
and now...

1793
01:25:35,668 --> 01:25:39,105
finally,
I feel like me again,

1794
01:25:39,172 --> 01:25:40,607
which is what I always
wanted.

1795
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:43,943
You know, to--
feel like myself.

1796
01:25:46,780 --> 01:25:48,948
You shaved your chest?Yeah, I shaved my chest.

1797
01:25:48,982 --> 01:25:52,285
And... ahem,
it's very itchy.

1798
01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:54,120
All the time.

1799
01:25:55,355 --> 01:25:58,291
[man]
Okay, kill the musica
please, maestro.

1800
01:25:58,358 --> 01:26:00,960
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's go.

1801
01:26:00,994 --> 01:26:03,296
The Santo Vito finals!

1802
01:26:03,363 --> 01:26:05,865
[cheers and applause]

1803
01:26:10,937 --> 01:26:13,306
I was wondering,
perhaps you would--

1804
01:26:13,373 --> 01:26:15,108
Yes, I'll dance with you.

1805
01:26:18,645 --> 01:26:20,246
Hi.Hi.

1806
01:26:21,514 --> 01:26:24,851
Do you want me to lead?No, no,
I'll be all right.

1807
01:26:24,884 --> 01:26:27,870
I was actually doing quite
well until you turned up.

1808
01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:28,755
Probably be disqualified.

1809
01:26:31,910 --> 01:26:34,327
♪♪

1810
01:26:37,300 --> 01:26:38,565
[man]
Yes, friends.

1811
01:26:38,598 --> 01:26:40,100
Oh, mi amigos.

1812
01:26:44,904 --> 01:26:46,673
This is the final,
friends.

1813
01:26:46,706 --> 01:26:49,900
Let them feel you,
let them feel you.

1814
01:26:51,144 --> 01:26:53,847
[cheers and applause]

1815
01:27:04,457 --> 01:27:05,792
Oh!

1816
01:27:24,144 --> 01:27:25,512
Oh!

1817
01:27:31,484 --> 01:27:33,286
[cheers and applause]

1818
01:28:03,416 --> 01:28:05,251
[cheers and applause]

1819
01:28:05,318 --> 01:28:08,421
Santo Vito,
our winners!

1820
01:28:12,692 --> 01:28:14,527
I don't think we won.

1821
01:28:14,561 --> 01:28:15,929
Maybe next time.

1822
01:28:17,697 --> 01:28:19,366
Amazing!

1823
01:28:23,503 --> 01:28:24,838
[Ron]
Scusi, Señor Garrett.

1824
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:29,376
Permission to come onto
your dance floor?

1825
01:28:29,409 --> 01:28:31,878
Granted, Mr. Parfait.

1826
01:28:31,945 --> 01:28:33,880
♪♪

1827
01:28:35,548 --> 01:28:38,118
♪♪

1828
01:28:38,184 --> 01:28:40,353
Hey, good one.

1829
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:08,174
♪♪