1 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:38,380 [puppy whining] 2 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:45,178 [barking] 3 00:00:49,315 --> 00:00:51,985 [baby cooing] 4 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:54,454 [barks] 5 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:59,826 [baby squeals, laughing] 6 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:04,130 [gasps] 7 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,265 [giggles] 8 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:09,736 -[puppy whimpering] -[Jor-El] We must hurry. 9 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:12,806 The planet won't survive much longer. 10 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:14,607 [Lara] Are you sure about this? 11 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,509 [Jor-El] I'm afraid it's the only way. 12 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:19,790 [stirring music playing] 13 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:26,853 [rumbling] 14 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:28,922 Krypton is about to die. 15 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:30,390 [whines] 16 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:34,127 But you, dear son, will live on. 17 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:36,629 [whining] 18 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:41,434 -[baby crying] -[barking] 19 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:43,690 [Jor-El] Krypto, no! 20 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:44,270 [whining] 21 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:45,438 [barks] 22 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:46,840 [sniffing] 23 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:51,244 [barks] 24 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,520 Oh! Krypto! 25 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,125 [laughing] 26 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:06,292 No. 27 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,828 Our boy will need a friend. 28 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,563 Watch over our son. 29 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,639 [dramatic music playing] 30 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:31,785 [rumbling] 31 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:41,461 [Krypto whimpering] 32 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:56,209 [sentimental music playing] 33 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,913 [crying] 34 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:07,620 [crying stops] 35 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,158 [baby cooing] 36 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,666 [snoring] 37 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,500 [barks] 38 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,339 -[mischievous music playing] -[Clark continues snoring] 39 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:28,740 [whines] 40 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,211 All right, wake up, buddy. It is walk-o'clock. 41 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,545 [objects clattering] 42 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,750 Maybe I should let him sleep? 43 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,318 Okay, I let him sleep. 44 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,353 -[Krypto yawning] -[Clark continues snoring] 45 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:44,357 [Krypto] All right. 46 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,698 [snoring loudly] 47 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,990 -[thumps] -[muffled snoring] 48 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,902 This is unpleasant for both of us. 49 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,204 -[barks] -[Clark] No. No, no. No, no. 50 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:01,641 [whines] 51 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:03,610 Hmm. 52 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,214 [Clark mumbling] 53 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,251 Five more... Five more minutes. 54 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,319 -[thuds] -[mischievous music stops] 55 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:14,921 And I'm up. 56 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:16,623 Okay, Krypto. 57 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,426 -We'll go for a walk. -[barking] 58 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,630 ["You're My Best Friend" by Queen playing] 59 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,498 [panting] 60 00:04:27,670 --> 00:04:30,704 [yawning] Whoa! 61 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:36,142 ♪ Ooh you make me live ♪ 62 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:40,246 ♪ Whatever this world can give to me ♪ 63 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:43,917 ♪ It's you you're all I see ♪ 64 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:45,850 [barking] 65 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,420 ♪ Ooh you make me live ♪ 66 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:52,158 -[siren blaring] -♪ You're the best friend ♪ 67 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,594 ♪ That I ever had ♪ 68 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:57,731 -[robbers laughing] -♪ I've been with you such a long time ♪ 69 00:04:57,864 --> 00:05:02,102 ♪ You're my sunshine and I want you to know ♪ 70 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,571 -[both] Huh? -[groans] 71 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:08,174 ♪ ...I really love you ♪ 72 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,944 -[growling] -♪ Oh you're my best friend ♪ 73 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:19,652 ♪ Ooh you make me live ♪ 74 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:23,230 ♪ Whenever this world is cruel to me ♪ 75 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:26,393 ♪ I got you to help me forgive ♪ 76 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:29,462 ♪ Ooh you make me live ♪ 77 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,164 [all gasp] 78 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:33,466 [all sigh in relief] 79 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:35,969 [all gasp] 80 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:37,504 ♪ ...that I ever had ♪ 81 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,774 ♪ You know I'll never be lonely ♪ 82 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:42,742 -♪ You're my only one ♪ -[barks] 83 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:45,178 ♪ And I love the things ♪ 84 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:50,316 ♪ I really love the things that you do ♪ 85 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:52,385 [barks, whines] 86 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,354 ♪ Oh you're my best friend ♪ 87 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:56,556 [reporter] Mister Mxyzptlk has finally been defeated. 88 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,893 Turns out, he just needed to say his name backwards. 89 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:01,761 From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane. 90 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:02,862 [Superman] Hey, Lois. 91 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,666 I know you like these, 92 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,402 so I got you one from actual Paris. 93 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,704 -[chuckles] -[romantic music playing] 94 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:12,339 I don't know why I said it like that. 95 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:15,475 And I got you one of these from 43rd Street. 96 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:18,178 Which is, like, a full three blocks out of my way. 97 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,412 During rush hour? 98 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,281 Wow, that's like me flying to Mars. 99 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:23,160 [Lois] What? You can fly? 100 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:25,452 I always thought the cape was just a cute accessory. 101 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:28,555 Oh! So you think I'm cute. 102 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,490 I said the cape was cute. 103 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:32,459 [sighs] You think I'm cute. 104 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,290 Are we lickin' faces right now? 105 00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:38,310 Because if we're lickin' faces, I gotta get in on... 106 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,233 -[barking] -[romantic music stops] 107 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,335 Oh, what do I have here? 108 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:43,436 -[toy squeaking] -[gasps] 109 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,704 Squeezy Bruce! 110 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:45,905 -Fetch! -[barks] 111 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:48,641 Pup, up and away! 112 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,511 [laughs] Okay, where were we? 113 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:53,913 [Krypto] Squeezy Bruce retrieved. 114 00:06:54,470 --> 00:06:55,548 Hey, those guys look fun. 115 00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:56,883 How about you go play with them? 116 00:06:57,170 --> 00:06:59,850 [amusing music playing] 117 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:01,221 So I'm eating my own vomit, and then the-- 118 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:03,356 So, I'm eating my own-- 119 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:05,225 So I'm-- 120 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:06,192 I'm-- 121 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,363 I see you've retreated to your Batcave, 122 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:13,433 but nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice. 123 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:18,271 Hmm. 124 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:19,506 And then I says, "If you don't want me 125 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:20,640 rubbing my butt in the carpet, 126 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,420 get hardwood floors." 127 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,510 [crashing] 128 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:24,811 [Krypto] Squeezy Bruce has been retrieved. 129 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,579 Wait, do you know who this is? 130 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:28,882 It's Krypto the Superdog. 131 00:07:29,150 --> 00:07:31,251 Okay. [chuckles] You can have my pawtograph. 132 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:33,753 [mud squelches] 133 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,158 Listen, I'm afraid I gotta keep it to just one, 134 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,626 or I'll be signing all day. 135 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:40,927 Now, if you'll excuse me, 136 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:43,296 I gotta get this back to my boy. 137 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,598 -[Foofy] He doesn't want it. -[Krypto] I'm sorry, what? 138 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:47,334 Mr. Outside-Underpants. 139 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,668 He doesn't want the toy. 140 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,270 He's trying to get rid of ya. 141 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,439 What? That's ridiculous. 142 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:54,674 Superman and I are inseparable. 143 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,343 I'm his ride or die. 144 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,677 Oh, yeah? 145 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,546 Where you, uh, sleeping these days? 146 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,815 I sleep in bed with Supes. 147 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:04,840 Except when Lois stays over, then I have to move to my 148 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,119 extra special spot on the floor. 149 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:07,354 [amusing music stops] 150 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,822 Brutal. 151 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,527 I mean, sure, the guy dates, 152 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,763 but he will never love anyone except for... [gasps] 153 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:29,743 [breathing heavily] 154 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,440 [whimpering] 155 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:38,651 Um, are you okay? 156 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,688 Me? Yes, I'm... I'm fine. 157 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:44,924 I am fine. I'm totally... 158 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:47,327 Fine? 159 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:48,862 All right, good talk. Pound it out. 160 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,263 [screams] 161 00:08:57,604 --> 00:09:01,740 This might sound crazy, but now that we're together, 162 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:04,177 I think Krypto feels left out? 163 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:05,745 [Krypto whines] 164 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:11,685 Yeah. I guess I'm, kind of, his only friend. 165 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,987 That's sweet. 166 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,357 But maybe he'd be happier if he had a new friend, too. 167 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,995 [upbeat music playing] 168 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,833 Good morning, friends. 169 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,668 [panting] 170 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,204 So it begins. 171 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,807 Like clockwork, Carl will try to flirt with Patty. 172 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,575 Ooh! Is that new perfume? 173 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:36,676 It's cat pee. 174 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,378 And have zero game. 175 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,814 Giving this handsome canine just enough time to-- 176 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,182 What you doin', Ace? 177 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,650 I'm bustin' loose, PB. 178 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,352 Sick of this whole cage situation. 179 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:46,686 Oh, my goddess. 180 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:47,887 This is just like when Wonder Woman 181 00:09:48,210 --> 00:09:49,322 used her Bracelets of Submission 182 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,524 to escape Doctor Poison's secret hideout. 183 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,159 [grunting] Like... this! 184 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,563 Okay. Not exactly like this. 185 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,998 What if the rescue lady catches you? 186 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,867 And locks you in the back room? 187 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,536 Where they only listen to smooth jazz. 188 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:07,407 Relax, Chip. I got my girl, Merton, running lookout. 189 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,310 These peepers don't miss a thing. 190 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,213 If the rescue lady's coming, you'll know it. 191 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:17,650 Perfect. Because I almost got myself out of the-- 192 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,190 [Patty] Nope. 193 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,388 [Merton] I think the rescue lady's coming! 194 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,722 Thanks, Merton. 195 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,891 That's a... that's a good catch. 196 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,920 I'm rooting for you, Ace. 197 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,894 But don't you wanna get adopted 198 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,462 and feel the warm embrace 199 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,698 of a middle-aged person who lives alone? 200 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,933 Yeah. Who will be your new best friend. 201 00:10:34,670 --> 00:10:36,403 You're my best friends, dummies. 202 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,272 And you're all coming with me to the farm. 203 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,208 [gasps] I love when he talks about the farm! 204 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,144 -The farm upstate. -[uplifting music playing] 205 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:47,347 An untamed paradise where animals run free 206 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,549 and they love and protect one another. 207 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,785 And the lettuce grows on trees. 208 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,386 [Merton gasps] 209 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,555 No shelter lady watching our every move. Nope. 210 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,792 It's a 100% animal farm. 211 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,560 That doesn't sound ominous at all. 212 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:01,995 It's perfect. 213 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,563 And when I get us all outta here, 214 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,265 well, that's where we're gonna go. 215 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,467 -[animal] The dog is right. -[uplifting music fades] 216 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,803 He should seek his freedom. 217 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,571 You see that? Lulu gets it. 218 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,206 And he must destroy 219 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,142 -all who stand in his way! -[sinister music playing] 220 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,611 Wow. Well, that just took a turn. 221 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:21,314 You may kid yourself with your silly farm, 222 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:25,850 but I have the device! 223 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:28,254 For, one day soon, when the stars align, 224 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,458 the device will bring me ultimate power 225 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:32,625 and I will be more than free! 226 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,928 [all] "Will be more than free!" 227 00:11:35,610 --> 00:11:36,496 -Exactly. -[sinister music stops] 228 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,331 Lulu, whatever they tested on you in that lab, 229 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,367 left you a few guineas short of a pig. 230 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,403 That device is just a pile of garbage. 231 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,105 You fear my brilliance. [scoffs] 232 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:46,339 Recede into shadows. 233 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,540 Recede into shadows. 234 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:48,808 Maintain eye contact. 235 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,277 Recede into shadows. 236 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,512 [Clark] All right, boy, 237 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,481 I'll be right back with a surprise. 238 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,216 And I will remain here, 239 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,952 posing under my secret identity. 240 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:00,954 [whimsical music playing] 241 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:02,689 Bark Kent. 242 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:06,326 So, what is new with you, fellow normal dog? 243 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:11,398 Uh, I bit the FedEx guy the other day. 244 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,866 Ah, fine job. 245 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,167 Who was he working for? 246 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,169 General Zod? The Legion of Doom? 247 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,371 FedEx. 248 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,107 Of course! The federation of exes. 249 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,876 Not to be trusted. 250 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:24,477 [bird cawing] 251 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,849 [scatting nervously] 252 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:33,860 What is taking my owner so long? 253 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,889 So, Mr. Kent, you're looking for another pet, huh? 254 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,240 Well, my dog's the best. [chuckles] 255 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,727 But I've got this girlfriend. [chuckles] 256 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,329 And I'm gonna ask her to marry me tonight. 257 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,650 -Aw! -[gags] 258 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,866 -Congratulations. -Thanks! 259 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,569 But he doesn't know that yet, 260 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:52,572 and I just think maybe he needs a friend of his own. 261 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,874 Well, then I think Ace here would be the perfect-- 262 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,209 [gasps] 263 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,444 How do you feel about guinea pigs? 264 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,790 [adventurous music playing] 265 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,747 I'll come back for all of you guys after closing. 266 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,915 Stay strong. 267 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,917 [grunting] 268 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,850 There we go. 269 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,600 -[screeching] -[metallic clang] 270 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,597 [Ace groans] 271 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,632 Oh, man, that hurt. 272 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:22,102 Yes. And that hurt me as well. 273 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,700 Due to the fact that I feel pain 274 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,339 as any ordinary canine would. 275 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,377 [amusing music playing] 276 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,879 Uh-huh. Anyway, I'm kind of in the middle of a prison break, 277 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:34,800 so could you please...? 278 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,248 Prison break? 279 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,252 Stop right there and cease your unlawful activities, 280 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,687 dog I've never met. 281 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,389 The heck are you talking about, man? 282 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,723 You the same dog 283 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,580 that was literally just behind me. 284 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:48,280 Impossible. That dog wore glasses. 285 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,263 Now surrender, I don't want to hurt you. 286 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,965 Oh, okay, so you wanna take it there. 287 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:53,500 You wanna throw paws, then fine. 288 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,301 But I should warn you, I'm one-eighth Boxer. 289 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,403 [amusing music stops] 290 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,104 And seven-eighths Chihuahua. 291 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,506 Chihuahuas are vicious. 292 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,107 Take that. Take a little bit of this. 293 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,942 [grunts] Tap out, and I'll let you out. 294 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:03,943 -[yawns, smacks lips] -Here come the thunder! 295 00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:05,812 You're gonna get it! Ahhh! 296 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:09,150 Oh, man. I'm getting a stitch. Yeah, I gotta take a knee. 297 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,316 Oh, if I didn't get this stitch, 298 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,152 I had you where I wanted you. 299 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,587 [gasping] Banana! Get me... Get me a banana! Hurry up! 300 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,756 [grunts] 301 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,124 That's cold, man. 302 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,528 Aw! Aren't you a little ray of sunshine? 303 00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:25,565 -[dog barking] -What? 304 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,380 Oh, Krypto. 305 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,507 Oh, you think you're so great, don't you, Superdog? 306 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,760 You think your dookie don't stink. 307 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,711 My dookie doesn't stink. 308 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,813 Wait, wait, time out. Are you serious, right now? 309 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,248 Yep, it actually smells like sandalwood. 310 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,451 It's borderline aromatherapy, if I'm being honest. 311 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,885 [grunts, laughs] 312 00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:47,887 Whoa! Whoa! 313 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,255 You ain't normal, man. 314 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,157 Yeah, well, at least I have an owner. 315 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,600 [scoffs] You can't own me. I'm a wild animal. 316 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,363 Exactly. So, let's get you back in the cage. 317 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,298 Supes is probably missing me. 318 00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,599 Missing? [laughs] 319 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,368 The dude tied you up to the stop sign 320 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,636 and went into that shelter to buy you a new friend 321 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,271 so that you'd give him some space. 322 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,207 -[Carl] Gotcha. -[Ace groans] 323 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,908 Superman would never do that. 324 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,244 Well, it's literally happening right now. [grunts] 325 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,980 I'm just glad that that new friend ain't me. 326 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,448 Easy, Carl. 327 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,983 Stop acting like you don't know me. [grunts] 328 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,954 -[Carl grunts] -Nice try, Houdini. 329 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:22,956 [smooth jazz music playing on speaker] 330 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,525 Well, you did say you'd come back for us. 331 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,961 [sighs] 332 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:29,620 [bell tinkling] 333 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,531 Ooh, adoption time. 334 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,767 One of us is gonna get someone to snuggle with. 335 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,535 Yeah, don't get your hopes up. 336 00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:36,469 They always pick the-- 337 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,837 [meows] 338 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,390 Here you go, baby. 339 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,740 Wow! First day. 340 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:44,377 Being a rescue animal is easy and fun! 341 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:45,578 [sighs wearily] 342 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:48,515 [melancholic music playing] 343 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,185 Hey. You'll get 'em next time. 344 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,221 Yeah. Next time. 345 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,295 I can't believe that shelter punk 346 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,530 said I wasn't normal. 347 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,532 I'm a totally normal dog. 348 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,534 [toilet flushes] 349 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,470 [chuckles] And no way Superman was in there 350 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,372 looking for a friend for me. 351 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,740 ♪ I don't need a friend ♪ 352 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,775 ♪ Supes is my friend ♪ 353 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,778 ♪ My only friend is Superman ♪ 354 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,582 [Superman] Hmm. 355 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,522 [crashing] 356 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,857 -What's that? -[barking] 357 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,392 [dramatic music playing] 358 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,634 Someone is dragging a meteor toward the city? 359 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,370 [barking] 360 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,641 -Luthor. -[growls] 361 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,282 [Lex] Hello, gorgeous. 362 00:16:56,416 --> 00:17:01,488 Oh, how I have longed for you to enter my solar system. 363 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,956 It's a rock. 364 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,459 That rock, Mercy, is 100% orange kryptonite. 365 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,862 Cool. Another kryptonite scheme. 366 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,363 No, this is different! 367 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,899 Green kryptonite takes away Superman's powers, 368 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:14,334 but orange kryptonite 369 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,935 -Will give me superpowers. -[device beeping] 370 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,138 You know, like, uh, invisibility 371 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,306 or, uh, laser-eyes, 372 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,510 or throwing playing cards really hard. 373 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,945 I'm finally gonna be stronger than that stupid-- 374 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:28,148 You're not talking about me, are you? 375 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,649 [barking] 376 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,584 Yeah, I think he was talking about me, too. 377 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,652 That's awkward. 378 00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:34,200 [Lex] Superman. 379 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,389 I'd expected you and that mutt of yours 380 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,580 -much sooner. -[growling] 381 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,393 I'm gonna need you to let go of that meteor, Lex. 382 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,528 Gladly. 383 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,630 [tense music playing] 384 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,534 -[baby laughing] -[both gasp] 385 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,635 [people screaming] 386 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,370 Krypto, fetch! 387 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,138 [barking] 388 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,707 [dramatic music playing] 389 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,243 [car horn honking] 390 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,845 [gasping] 391 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:01,781 [yelps] 392 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:02,982 -[people gasping] -[gasps] 393 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,319 [man] That dog's a hero! 394 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,587 Krypto! 395 00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:09,222 Good dog. 396 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,580 Let's put this thing back in space where it belongs. 397 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,927 Ma'am. Baby. 398 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,795 [gasps] 399 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:16,863 [baby grunts] 400 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:17,997 [crying] 401 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,533 [dramatic music swells] 402 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,936 [Superman grunts] 403 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,372 [laughing] Let's see if you can catch it now. 404 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,576 [man 1 gasps] 405 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,577 [man 2] Ah! 406 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,450 [heroic music playing] 407 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,649 [Superman] You forgot one thing, Lex. 408 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,219 Unlike you, I have friends. 409 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,754 -[upbeat music playing] -Thanks for building 410 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,356 your stupid evil headquarters on the river. 411 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,558 Very convenient for the water guy. 412 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,328 I'm Aquaman! 413 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,730 Oh, great. These jabronies. 414 00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,660 Uh, did somebody call tech support? 415 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,602 Have you tried turning it off and on again? 416 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,941 Thanks, buddy. 417 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,511 Buddy? No, these people are work friends at best. 418 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,947 Please fasten your safety belts. 419 00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:09,482 They are invisible. 420 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,219 Yeah, none of this stuff is invisible. 421 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,821 It's really more transparent. 422 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,270 Hmm? 423 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,462 I like your laser thing. 424 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,640 But it looks better in green. 425 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,565 [Mercy grunts] 426 00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:27,634 Yeah. 427 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,403 [automated voice] LexCorp power suit engaged. 428 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,405 Seat warmer activated. 429 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,607 Best billion I ever spent. 430 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,809 -[button beeps] -[hatch opens] 431 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,953 All I need is one little piece. 432 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:48,888 [grunts] 433 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,929 Aw, bless your little heart. 434 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:57,330 Did you think you were gonna get to it first? 435 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,104 [crowd gasping] 436 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,271 [Krypto] Thank you. 437 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:10,810 [laughs] 438 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:18,885 [grunts] 439 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,522 [laughing maliciously] 440 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:26,920 I am what I was always meant to become. 441 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,460 -[upbeat music fades] -[grunts] 442 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,728 [groans] 443 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:32,198 Huh? What is this? 444 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,868 But I'm supposed to have superpowers! 445 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,770 [man clears throat] 446 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,471 -They're overrated. -[grunts] 447 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,108 -[upbeat music resumes] -[groans] 448 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,645 -[barks] -[upbeat music fades] 449 00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:46,746 Good boy, Krypto. 450 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,248 [barking] 451 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,582 [Superman] Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 452 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,951 Are you my super doggo? Are you? 453 00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:54,220 Oh! In the tongue. [laughs] 454 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,289 Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 455 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,224 I miss my parents. 456 00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,360 [Superman] Who threw that kryptonite back into space? 457 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,441 [suspenseful music playing] 458 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,984 Hello, gorgeous. 459 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:28,588 Oh, how I've longed for you to enter my solar system. 460 00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:34,728 [groaning] 461 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,473 [continues groaning] 462 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,430 You win this round, lettuce. 463 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,745 [kryptonite pulsing] 464 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:58,180 Guys, what's going on? 465 00:21:58,852 --> 00:22:00,920 Nothing, PB. 466 00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:02,455 Just the plan that you all called crazy 467 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,900 turns out to be crazy good. 468 00:22:04,224 --> 00:22:05,625 [evil chuckle] 469 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,594 You see, when I was back in the lab, 470 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,529 there was this human. 471 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:13,533 He was evil, sadistic, hot. [chuckles] 472 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,360 And together we were two scientists 473 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:17,737 searching for ultimate power. 474 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:20,173 Of course, there were missteps along the way. 475 00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:22,976 The red kryptonite made my hair fall out. 476 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,780 Luckily, I had the bone structure to pull it off. 477 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:27,914 Purple gave me uncomfortably vivid dreams. 478 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,151 But the orange... 479 00:22:31,284 --> 00:22:33,620 we knew the orange would be different. 480 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,455 And we had a plan. 481 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,691 Until Krypto the Superdog had to come and ruin it. 482 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,793 [alarm blaring] 483 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,620 Stupid name. Named after his planet. Oh, real creative. 484 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:45,999 [guinea pig 1] Thanks, Krypto! 485 00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:47,300 [guinea pig 2] I'm coming home, son! 486 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,469 Huh? What the heck are you doing? 487 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,105 I'm freeing you from this horrible animal testing lab. 488 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:54,774 -[explosion] -No! This is my home! 489 00:22:54,908 --> 00:22:56,810 And now this is your new home. 490 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,511 -You're welcome. -What are you talking about? 491 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,914 -[grunts, groans] -Oh, you're the sweetest! 492 00:23:01,470 --> 00:23:02,148 Unhand me, wench! 493 00:23:02,282 --> 00:23:03,650 [ominous music playing] 494 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:10,230 So I bided my time in this disturbing hovel, 495 00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,660 preparing. 496 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:17,430 Because I'd figured out something that even Lex couldn't. 497 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:20,233 Orange kryptonite doesn't work on people. 498 00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:24,400 It only works on pets. 499 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:25,805 [ominous music swells] 500 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,176 [ominous music resumes] 501 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,984 Uh, Lulu, are you okay? 502 00:23:38,118 --> 00:23:40,653 Oh, I'm more than okay, pig. 503 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:44,157 I am what I was always meant to become. 504 00:23:51,231 --> 00:23:54,000 Lulu, hey. What? Take us with you, okay? 505 00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:55,769 Us shelter animals, you know, 506 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:58,638 we... we gotta stick together, right? Solidarity. 507 00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:00,573 Oh, Ace, I'm sorry. 508 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:03,760 I don't really have time in my life right now 509 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,911 to take care of a pet! 510 00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:07,247 [sinister music playing] 511 00:24:13,253 --> 00:24:14,421 Lulu, wait! 512 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:15,855 Do not leave us here! 513 00:24:15,989 --> 00:24:18,324 Don't worry, I'm sure someone wonderful 514 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,927 will adopt you any day. 515 00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:22,595 [animal] What about me? 516 00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:24,300 Oh, Whiskers. 517 00:24:24,164 --> 00:24:25,365 Of course. I'm not a monster. 518 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:26,800 -[laughs] -[meowing] 519 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,370 Miss you. Love you. Have fun. 520 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:34,708 [screams] 521 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,210 Hold on, PB. I'mma get us out. 522 00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:40,113 -[grunts] -[grunts] I smell bacon! 523 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:41,881 Why is my mouth watering? 524 00:24:42,150 --> 00:24:43,983 There's so much to unpack here. [screams] 525 00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:47,200 [gasps] Guys, I'm small! 526 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:49,789 What just happened? 527 00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,759 No, seriously, what just happened? I can't see [bleep]. 528 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:55,395 The orange kryptonite gave me powers, too. [gasps] 529 00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:57,931 This is my origin story. 530 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,133 And my uncle didn't even have to die. 531 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,868 Uh, yeah, that's great. 532 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,372 But it ain't lookin' too good for your old pal Ace. 533 00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:07,974 [gasps] Right. Wonder Pig, still working on the name, 534 00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:09,442 is on it. [grunts] 535 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,145 [groaning] 536 00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:13,513 -[cracking] -uh-oh. 537 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:18,952 -[screams] Ace, no! -[Chip] Ace! 538 00:25:22,455 --> 00:25:24,257 [dramatic music playing] 539 00:25:27,127 --> 00:25:28,628 [both gasp] 540 00:25:28,762 --> 00:25:30,830 I should be a lot more dead right now, right? 541 00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:32,399 [PB] Oh, my gosh. 542 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,467 The orange kryptonite gave you powers, too! 543 00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:36,690 You're super strong! 544 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:39,539 And your tail is now made of fire. 545 00:25:39,673 --> 00:25:41,374 I'm sorry. My what is who? 546 00:25:41,508 --> 00:25:43,610 [screams] 547 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,278 -My tail! Ah, let go of my-- -[floor squeaking] 548 00:25:45,412 --> 00:25:46,846 Oh, my tail... My tail on fire! 549 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:48,140 I got my tail on fire! 550 00:25:48,148 --> 00:25:49,849 Ace, it's fine. See? 551 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,452 Huh? 552 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:54,870 You're invulnerable. 553 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,955 And I can shrink myself down to the size of an-- 554 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:57,624 [screams, grunts] 555 00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,125 [jazz music playing on radio] 556 00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:01,528 Ah! [chuckles sheepishly] 557 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,863 Still working out the kinks. I didn't see anything. 558 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:07,534 You go get Chip, I'll get Mert. 559 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:08,835 [dramatic music playing] 560 00:26:09,803 --> 00:26:10,870 [Merton grunts] 561 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:15,809 [dinging] 562 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:17,410 [screeches] 563 00:26:17,544 --> 00:26:19,612 In your face, lettuce. 564 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:23,383 -[cracking] -[gasping] 565 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:26,252 [sighs in exasperation] 566 00:26:26,386 --> 00:26:28,210 [smooth jazz music playing on radio] 567 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:29,422 [PB grunts] 568 00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:32,659 Oh, great. 569 00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:35,161 I'm the only one who didn't get any super-- 570 00:26:35,295 --> 00:26:37,497 [screaming] 571 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,237 [chuckles nervously] 572 00:26:44,371 --> 00:26:46,720 [radio presenter] Metropolis 97.2... 573 00:26:46,206 --> 00:26:48,375 -[gasps] -...smooth jazz. 574 00:26:50,343 --> 00:26:52,379 -Come on, let's get outta here. -Right. 575 00:26:52,512 --> 00:26:54,214 [crashing] 576 00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:55,682 Update. 577 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:58,551 I'm fast now, but I still can't see [bleep]. 578 00:27:02,856 --> 00:27:04,190 -[crashing] -[car alarm blaring] 579 00:27:04,324 --> 00:27:06,359 -[Merton] Uh-uh. Here we go. -[cat yowls] 580 00:27:06,493 --> 00:27:08,940 [upbeat music playing on speakers] 581 00:27:08,228 --> 00:27:10,230 -[microwave beeps, whirrs] -[popcorn popping] 582 00:27:10,363 --> 00:27:13,767 All right. Thursday night TV night. 583 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:17,437 Time for my favorite show with my bro in Metropo. Huh? 584 00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:19,305 ♪ I am Superman ♪ 585 00:27:19,439 --> 00:27:21,508 ♪ And I can do any... ♪ 586 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:23,900 Huh? What the...? 587 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:25,945 Let me just iron that out. 588 00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:29,282 They should call me Iron Man. [laughs] No. 589 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:30,917 Well, look at you, all spiffy. 590 00:27:31,510 --> 00:27:32,786 Pretty dressed up for the British Bake Off. 591 00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:34,421 But you know what? It makes sense. 592 00:27:34,554 --> 00:27:36,122 -This is the season finale. -[intercom ringing] 593 00:27:38,692 --> 00:27:40,260 [gasps] You have a date? 594 00:27:40,393 --> 00:27:41,594 [sniffs] 595 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:43,797 On Bake Off night? 596 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:45,899 -[door buzzing] -[mischievous music playing] 597 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,200 Aw! Hey there, little fella. 598 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:50,170 -[gasps] -[growls] 599 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,573 [seagull squawking] 600 00:27:53,707 --> 00:27:56,609 [Lois screaming] 601 00:27:58,111 --> 00:27:59,679 -[mischievous music playing] -Nah. 602 00:27:59,813 --> 00:28:01,481 [intercom ringing] 603 00:28:01,614 --> 00:28:03,830 Hey, Lois. Oh! 604 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,888 Oh. Listen, buddy, I-- 605 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:11,758 It is pie week. 606 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,793 Your choice. Her or me. 607 00:28:13,927 --> 00:28:16,629 -[growls] -What's gotten into you? 608 00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:18,980 Bad dog. 609 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:20,967 What did you just call me? 610 00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:23,470 That is way out of line, fella. I mean, if you want-- 611 00:28:23,603 --> 00:28:24,838 We'll talk about this when I get home. 612 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:26,473 [barks] 613 00:28:26,606 --> 00:28:28,108 -[whimpering] -[melancholic music playing] 614 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:31,811 -[door opens] -I've missed you so much! 615 00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:35,849 You left Squeezy Bruce in the hallway again. 616 00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:38,351 -[toy squeaking] -Fine. 617 00:28:38,485 --> 00:28:41,154 I'll watch the crusts crisp alone. 618 00:28:42,255 --> 00:28:43,456 Bad owner! 619 00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:48,695 [Paul Hollywood] It's quite wet right underneath as well. 620 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:50,196 Slightly soggy bottom there. 621 00:28:50,330 --> 00:28:51,798 ["Bad Blood" song playing over headphones] 622 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:52,465 ♪ 'Cause baby now we got bad blood ♪ 623 00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:54,167 [snarling] 624 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:55,802 ♪ You know it used to be mad love ♪ 625 00:28:56,436 --> 00:28:57,537 [sighs] 626 00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:01,107 -Huh? -[ominous music playing] 627 00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:04,678 Kal-El, son of Jor-El, I am Lulu, 628 00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:06,513 daughter of Cinnamon, 629 00:29:06,646 --> 00:29:09,820 and you will kneel before me. 630 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:10,884 [Lulu squeaking] 631 00:29:14,354 --> 00:29:16,222 [Clark] Wait a minute. 632 00:29:16,356 --> 00:29:17,924 Aren't you the hamster from the shelter? 633 00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:21,428 I am a guinea pig, and I said kneel! 634 00:29:21,561 --> 00:29:23,730 [Clark groaning] 635 00:29:24,664 --> 00:29:26,366 [grunts] 636 00:29:26,499 --> 00:29:29,969 Well, lookie-lookie what I got from the old lab. 637 00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:31,838 [weakly] Help, Krypto... 638 00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:34,400 -♪ We got problems♪ -♪ We got problems♪ 639 00:29:34,174 --> 00:29:35,942 ♪ And I don't think we can solve... ♪ 640 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,450 -♪ Think we can solve them ♪ -[sobbing] 641 00:29:39,179 --> 00:29:40,714 -[groaning] -[Lulu chuckles] 642 00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:42,749 You really should have made it harder to find you. 643 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:44,851 Those glasses aren't fooling anyone. 644 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,419 Moustache maybe, but not glasses. 645 00:29:46,553 --> 00:29:47,587 Whoa! 646 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:52,292 Why does this always happen on date night? 647 00:29:52,425 --> 00:29:54,728 [hotline operator] You've reached the Justice League emergency line. 648 00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:56,363 For Earth-One, press one. 649 00:29:56,496 --> 00:29:57,764 For Earth-Two, press two. 650 00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:59,650 -[sighs] -For Earth-Three... 651 00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:01,201 Oh, man, that looked like it hurt. 652 00:30:01,334 --> 00:30:02,569 I hope it did. 653 00:30:02,702 --> 00:30:04,137 -[Lulu laughing] -[groans, grunts] 654 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:06,906 [dramatic music playing] 655 00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:11,711 [groans] 656 00:30:11,845 --> 00:30:13,446 Wow, look at you still trying. 657 00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:15,810 -[Superman grunts] -Plucky. 658 00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:17,884 Fine, then. Mama likes a good fight. 659 00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:19,419 [grunts] 660 00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:24,457 [groans] 661 00:30:26,393 --> 00:30:29,362 [Val Stones on TV] You always bake for a reason. 662 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:31,197 So, you make it the best you can. 663 00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:32,766 And you make it with love. 664 00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:35,435 [metal creaking] 665 00:30:37,537 --> 00:30:38,772 [grunts] 666 00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:40,740 [Lulu grunts, groans] 667 00:30:43,710 --> 00:30:44,878 [Lulu laughs] 668 00:30:45,110 --> 00:30:46,579 [straining] 669 00:30:46,713 --> 00:30:47,914 [metal creaking] 670 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,315 [gasps, grunts] 671 00:30:51,785 --> 00:30:52,819 [grunts] 672 00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:56,790 [squeaks] 673 00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:58,458 Surrender. I don't wanna hurt you. 674 00:30:58,591 --> 00:30:59,626 No, no, no. [choking] 675 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,162 -[Lulu stabs] -[gasps] 676 00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:04,764 A little advice. 677 00:31:04,898 --> 00:31:06,966 Never test a guinea pig. Okay? 678 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:08,100 [yelps] 679 00:31:10,270 --> 00:31:12,505 [car alarms blaring] 680 00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:19,145 I can't believe he really left with her. 681 00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:20,980 They're probably out there playing fetch together 682 00:31:21,114 --> 00:31:22,315 -as I speak. -[toy squeaks] 683 00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:24,818 Ooh, he left me cheese! 684 00:31:26,519 --> 00:31:28,488 Ah, I can't stay mad at the guy. 685 00:31:28,621 --> 00:31:30,230 [chuckles, burps] 686 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:32,692 [Superman] Help. 687 00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:35,795 -[static] -Help. 688 00:31:35,929 --> 00:31:37,564 [gasps] Superman? 689 00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:44,504 [gasps, growls] 690 00:31:44,637 --> 00:31:46,272 [barking] 691 00:31:48,441 --> 00:31:51,344 Pup, up, and away! 692 00:31:51,478 --> 00:31:53,246 [screaming] 693 00:31:54,547 --> 00:31:55,682 [grunts] 694 00:31:55,815 --> 00:31:57,817 [whimpering] 695 00:32:03,623 --> 00:32:05,558 What have you done to him? 696 00:32:05,692 --> 00:32:07,794 [groaning] 697 00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:10,163 I see someone found his medicine. 698 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:12,399 A tiny shard of green kryptonite 699 00:32:12,532 --> 00:32:15,835 cleverly concealed in a hunk of Jarlsberg. 700 00:32:15,969 --> 00:32:18,972 [groaning] They always put it in the cheese. 701 00:32:19,973 --> 00:32:22,142 [sinister music playing] 702 00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:24,744 You took me away from Lex, 703 00:32:24,878 --> 00:32:27,847 so now I'm taking Superman away from you. 704 00:32:28,815 --> 00:32:30,160 [groaning] 705 00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:31,351 Oh, uh, don't worry, 706 00:32:31,484 --> 00:32:33,353 this is only step one of my evil plan. 707 00:32:33,486 --> 00:32:34,587 There's more. 708 00:32:34,721 --> 00:32:35,722 No. 709 00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:41,610 Must protect Super... [grunts] 710 00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:43,530 [garbage clattering] 711 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:54,841 [siren blaring] 712 00:32:55,909 --> 00:32:57,711 [groaning] 713 00:32:59,112 --> 00:33:00,280 Superman! 714 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:01,381 -I have to find... -[bones cracking] 715 00:33:01,514 --> 00:33:03,490 [groaning] 716 00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:05,452 [sighs softly] 717 00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:11,157 -[collar chiming] -Huh? 718 00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:14,260 [Krypto gasps] 719 00:33:14,394 --> 00:33:15,495 Father. 720 00:33:15,628 --> 00:33:19,320 Yes, it is I, Dog-El. 721 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:20,700 When you were just a puppy, 722 00:33:20,834 --> 00:33:24,700 I recorded all my knowledge in your collar. 723 00:33:24,204 --> 00:33:26,673 I know. You've always helped me in the past, 724 00:33:26,806 --> 00:33:28,241 and I could really use you now. 725 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:31,511 Yes, it is I, Dog-El. 726 00:33:31,644 --> 00:33:33,613 We really need a skip-intro button. 727 00:33:33,747 --> 00:33:37,717 Talk to me, my son. What seems to be the problem? 728 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:40,220 Superman. He's been captured. 729 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:42,822 [Dog-El] Hmm. 730 00:33:42,956 --> 00:33:46,626 I'm sorry. I know how close you are. 731 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,629 Yeah, I mean, we were. 732 00:33:49,763 --> 00:33:52,432 Well, you just can't sit there feeling sad. 733 00:33:52,565 --> 00:33:54,467 You have to go rescue him. 734 00:33:54,601 --> 00:33:55,802 You're right. 735 00:33:55,935 --> 00:33:57,671 I'll save Superman, and when I do, 736 00:33:57,804 --> 00:34:00,440 he'll realize that I'm the only friend he ever needs. 737 00:34:00,573 --> 00:34:02,742 Uh... That's not exactly what I-- 738 00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:04,444 But how am I supposed to be a hero 739 00:34:04,577 --> 00:34:06,279 when I don't have my powers? 740 00:34:06,413 --> 00:34:09,482 It's not superpowers that make you a hero, Krypto. 741 00:34:09,616 --> 00:34:11,184 That's not your problem. 742 00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:13,190 Then what is it? 743 00:34:13,153 --> 00:34:15,550 Your problem is you. You... [echoes] 744 00:34:15,188 --> 00:34:17,724 Me? What do you mean, me? Father? 745 00:34:20,593 --> 00:34:22,128 -[dramatic music playing] -[electricity crackling] 746 00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:24,640 A-ha! 747 00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:26,399 That must be the vile rodent. 748 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:27,701 Don't worry, Superman, 749 00:34:27,834 --> 00:34:29,536 I won't rest until I rescue you. 750 00:34:31,304 --> 00:34:33,206 [yawns] 751 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:35,175 This is very restful. 752 00:34:35,308 --> 00:34:36,543 -Yes. -[crackling] 753 00:34:38,511 --> 00:34:40,447 [screams] 754 00:34:41,948 --> 00:34:43,183 [chuckles sheepishly] Whoops. 755 00:34:43,316 --> 00:34:45,510 [Ace] We're gonna have to work on that. 756 00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:48,188 I never knew the stars could be this beautiful, 757 00:34:48,321 --> 00:34:49,823 and there's so many of them. 758 00:34:49,956 --> 00:34:51,858 Look, there's one. Oh, there's another one. 759 00:34:51,991 --> 00:34:53,560 [chuckles] Look, there's one, too. 760 00:34:53,693 --> 00:34:57,430 Eh! These stars are crap. Wait till we get to the farm. 761 00:34:57,564 --> 00:35:01,334 Yeah. [sighs] Everything's better at the farm. 762 00:35:01,468 --> 00:35:03,470 Oh! Oh, yeah. 763 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:05,138 Um, yeah, about... about the farm. 764 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:06,473 See, understand this. 765 00:35:06,606 --> 00:35:08,475 There's always a literal interpretation 766 00:35:08,608 --> 00:35:09,843 and then... and then a more-- 767 00:35:09,976 --> 00:35:12,345 [Krypto panting] Where is she? Where...? 768 00:35:12,479 --> 00:35:14,748 Where...? [breathes deeply] 769 00:35:14,881 --> 00:35:16,883 Okay. Where... Where is she? 770 00:35:17,170 --> 00:35:18,885 [panting] 771 00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:21,221 -[panting] Okay. Where is she? -[dramatic music swells] 772 00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:22,622 -[all gasp] -[Chip] Ugh. 773 00:35:22,756 --> 00:35:24,424 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 774 00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:28,940 I've, uh, I've never really run before. [panting] 775 00:35:28,228 --> 00:35:30,797 [weakly] I... I usually "Pup, up, and away." 776 00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:33,333 Are you okay? 777 00:35:33,466 --> 00:35:35,350 [in normal voice] I'm fine, I'm fine. 778 00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:37,937 I was just, uh, hit by a car a little. 779 00:35:38,710 --> 00:35:41,274 [sighs] You never forget your first time. 780 00:35:44,911 --> 00:35:46,780 Wait a minute, where do I know you from? 781 00:35:46,913 --> 00:35:48,114 I can't put my paw on it. 782 00:35:48,248 --> 00:35:49,649 -Where is she? -[gasps, yelps] 783 00:35:49,783 --> 00:35:50,917 [dramatic music swells] 784 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:57,323 Whoa. So, the powers I saw were yours? 785 00:35:57,457 --> 00:35:59,292 You hooligans can help me. 786 00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:04,300 Hurry, there isn't much time. We have to save Superman. 787 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,265 Superman? 788 00:36:05,398 --> 00:36:07,300 [heroic music playing] 789 00:36:07,434 --> 00:36:09,269 Oh, of course! You're that super dork 790 00:36:09,402 --> 00:36:11,370 who got me thrown back in the slammer. 791 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:13,640 What was it? Creepo? Crisco? What's your name? 792 00:36:13,773 --> 00:36:16,710 No. It's Krypto the Superdog! 793 00:36:16,843 --> 00:36:18,178 [Ace] Oh! 794 00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:19,779 Well, it looks like we're both super now. 795 00:36:19,913 --> 00:36:21,448 You know, I still owe you a whuppin'. 796 00:36:21,581 --> 00:36:23,249 -Hi-yah! -Ow! 797 00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:24,818 That was my good eye. 798 00:36:24,951 --> 00:36:26,853 Now, wait. It was supposed to be a fair fight. 799 00:36:26,986 --> 00:36:28,588 Why didn't you block me with some freeze heat 800 00:36:28,722 --> 00:36:30,156 that was coming out your ears or something? 801 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:31,958 Because, I... [sighs] I... 802 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,327 [mumbling] I don't have my powers. 803 00:36:34,461 --> 00:36:36,129 -What? -[amusing music playing] 804 00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:38,998 I said I don't have my powers anymore. 805 00:36:39,132 --> 00:36:41,401 [laughing] Did ya...? 806 00:36:41,534 --> 00:36:42,802 You don't have your powers? 807 00:36:43,903 --> 00:36:45,710 Yeah, that's what's going on. 808 00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:46,506 You're just trying to use us now, 809 00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:48,475 because you can't handle it on your own. 810 00:36:48,608 --> 00:36:50,610 Look, I know these powers are new to you, 811 00:36:50,744 --> 00:36:53,380 but when one has an abundance of power... [groans] 812 00:36:53,513 --> 00:36:56,516 ...they have a certain duty to use that power to-- 813 00:36:56,649 --> 00:36:58,151 -[Ace urinating] -[heroic music stops] 814 00:37:01,254 --> 00:37:03,289 Sorry. You were sayin' somethin'? 815 00:37:05,592 --> 00:37:08,528 I was making an inspiring hero speech. 816 00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:10,330 [Ace continues urinating] 817 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,468 How much did you have to drink? 818 00:37:15,602 --> 00:37:17,871 I had two toilet bowls and a bidet. 819 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:19,305 A bidet, too, which is, which is crazy. 820 00:37:19,439 --> 00:37:20,674 I didn't even know that was a thing. 821 00:37:20,807 --> 00:37:22,242 But it's like a dog water fountain. 822 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:24,477 You disgusting animal. 823 00:37:24,611 --> 00:37:26,120 Pack, let's roll out. 824 00:37:26,146 --> 00:37:28,314 I'll see you never, Narc Kent. 825 00:37:28,448 --> 00:37:30,417 No! My best friend is in danger, 826 00:37:30,550 --> 00:37:32,850 and you have to help me. 827 00:37:32,218 --> 00:37:33,987 [Ace] Sorry, we got other plans. 828 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,457 Good luck with your danger. We're going to the farm. 829 00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:41,610 Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby! 830 00:37:41,194 --> 00:37:43,663 "Lettuce trees"? What's this farm called? 831 00:37:43,797 --> 00:37:45,198 The farm upstate. 832 00:37:46,199 --> 00:37:47,667 That sounds made-up. 833 00:37:47,801 --> 00:37:49,502 Oh, yeah? Well, how would you know? 834 00:37:49,636 --> 00:37:52,605 I grew up on a farm. In a town called Smallville. 835 00:37:52,739 --> 00:37:54,841 Now that sounds made-up. 836 00:37:54,974 --> 00:37:58,411 So, which way is this so-called farm? 837 00:37:58,545 --> 00:38:00,800 Well, it's upstate. 838 00:38:00,213 --> 00:38:02,782 So, that... that means it's... it's up, obviously. 839 00:38:02,916 --> 00:38:04,617 Okay. He's not telling you the-- 840 00:38:04,751 --> 00:38:06,186 [Ace] Can I steal you for a sec? 841 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:10,223 You lied about the farm, didn't you? 842 00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:13,930 Big time. Look, I had to give them some hope. 843 00:38:13,226 --> 00:38:15,228 -There's one there. -[Ace] No one was ever gonna adopt us. 844 00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:16,863 There's one, too. 845 00:38:16,996 --> 00:38:19,599 So, I promised them it would be their new home. 846 00:38:22,335 --> 00:38:25,305 You know, I'd be happy to take you and your friends to my farm. 847 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:30,430 If you help me save Superman. 848 00:38:30,176 --> 00:38:32,645 Wait a minute. Is this blackmail? Are you blackmailing me? 849 00:38:32,779 --> 00:38:34,748 No. I'm just asking you for something, 850 00:38:34,881 --> 00:38:38,118 which I will reward you for by not revealing damaging information. 851 00:38:38,251 --> 00:38:41,287 That is literally the definition of blackmail. 852 00:38:41,421 --> 00:38:44,457 Fine. We'll help you get your dumb owner back. 853 00:38:44,591 --> 00:38:46,726 You got yourself a super team. 854 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:48,928 [heroic music swells, stops] 855 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:50,530 Did someone just say super team? 856 00:38:50,663 --> 00:38:53,566 [Chip muffled] Yay. My destiny awaits. 857 00:38:55,568 --> 00:38:57,837 -[sinister music playing] -[Lulu] Terrifying villains, 858 00:38:57,971 --> 00:38:59,773 deadly assassins, 859 00:38:59,906 --> 00:39:02,142 I have come to recruit you 860 00:39:02,275 --> 00:39:05,612 for a siege of murderous savagery! 861 00:39:05,745 --> 00:39:08,348 [all munching] 862 00:39:08,481 --> 00:39:11,840 My fellow, furrier, guinea pigs. 863 00:39:11,217 --> 00:39:14,387 I have sought you out because you are apex predators. 864 00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:16,256 Gods amongst men! 865 00:39:16,389 --> 00:39:18,580 [all munching] 866 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:24,640 Okay, look. Pig to pig, I need your help 867 00:39:24,197 --> 00:39:25,999 because my owner has gotten himself 868 00:39:26,132 --> 00:39:28,635 into a bit of a pickle. 869 00:39:28,768 --> 00:39:30,203 [reporter] Thwarted by the Justice League, 870 00:39:30,337 --> 00:39:33,600 Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars. 871 00:39:33,139 --> 00:39:35,800 I'll destroy you all! 872 00:39:35,141 --> 00:39:36,476 That's my best friend. [chuckles] 873 00:39:36,609 --> 00:39:38,211 And mentor. Best friend and mentor. 874 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,482 [clears throat] 875 00:39:42,615 --> 00:39:44,684 [reporter] Built to house fearsome superpowered criminals, 876 00:39:44,818 --> 00:39:46,190 Stryker's Island is the world's most 877 00:39:46,152 --> 00:39:47,654 inescapable prison. 878 00:39:47,787 --> 00:39:50,230 Which is where you dorks come in. 879 00:39:50,156 --> 00:39:52,826 You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta that dump, 880 00:39:52,959 --> 00:39:54,461 I'm gonna need an army. 881 00:39:54,594 --> 00:39:56,296 [cages rattling] 882 00:39:56,429 --> 00:39:57,997 [guinea pigs squeaking] 883 00:39:58,131 --> 00:40:01,501 Um, actually, I think we'd just rather stay here. 884 00:40:01,634 --> 00:40:03,300 Yeah, I mean, we get summers off, 885 00:40:03,136 --> 00:40:04,337 all-you-can-drink water. 886 00:40:04,471 --> 00:40:06,390 [slurping] 887 00:40:08,608 --> 00:40:11,878 We even have Spanish class every miercoles. 888 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,314 Oh, you have nothing... until you've licked 889 00:40:14,447 --> 00:40:17,650 from the cold steel straw of power. 890 00:40:17,784 --> 00:40:19,686 [kryptonite pulsing] 891 00:40:21,354 --> 00:40:23,723 -[tires screeching] -[engine revving] 892 00:40:23,857 --> 00:40:25,492 [dramatic music playing] 893 00:40:27,527 --> 00:40:28,828 Not so fast. 894 00:40:28,962 --> 00:40:31,531 Lois Lane told us all about you, hamster. 895 00:40:31,664 --> 00:40:35,168 Hamster? A hamster is a... is a hacky sack! 896 00:40:35,301 --> 00:40:37,937 A hamster is a mouse that had too much for lunch! 897 00:40:38,710 --> 00:40:39,839 We are guinea pigs 898 00:40:39,973 --> 00:40:42,108 and when we're through with you, buster, you'll know it. 899 00:40:42,242 --> 00:40:43,410 Hmm. 900 00:40:45,545 --> 00:40:47,881 [dramatic music intensifies] 901 00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:52,819 [screeches] 902 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:00,393 [guinea pig growls] 903 00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:08,368 What's going on? That was your cue to attack. 904 00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:11,710 Uh... Oh, sorry. I... I was waiting for him to go first. 905 00:41:11,204 --> 00:41:13,239 Yeah, but if I went first, your fire would melt my ice, 906 00:41:13,373 --> 00:41:15,575 so maybe the... the wing lady should go first? 907 00:41:15,709 --> 00:41:16,843 I have a name. 908 00:41:16,976 --> 00:41:18,878 But then I'd set her wings on fire, 909 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,447 and I don't think any of us want that. 910 00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:22,615 Well, you don't want ice on wings. 911 00:41:22,749 --> 00:41:24,250 -[guinea pig 1] Why? -[guinea pig 2] They... It clogs the feathers. 912 00:41:24,384 --> 00:41:25,852 Just get him! 913 00:41:25,985 --> 00:41:27,921 [dramatic music playing] 914 00:41:28,755 --> 00:41:29,756 [Batman grunts] 915 00:41:32,792 --> 00:41:34,594 [roars] 916 00:41:34,728 --> 00:41:36,129 [Batman groans] 917 00:41:36,262 --> 00:41:37,797 -[body thuds] -[guinea pigs squealing] 918 00:41:37,931 --> 00:41:39,265 Whoo! That was fun. 919 00:41:39,399 --> 00:41:42,100 Now then, let's go free Lex. 920 00:41:43,403 --> 00:41:44,771 Huh? 921 00:41:44,904 --> 00:41:46,473 [screams] 922 00:41:46,606 --> 00:41:48,875 [tires screeching] 923 00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:51,277 This ends now, sister. 924 00:41:51,411 --> 00:41:53,813 I have you in my Lasso of Truth. 925 00:41:53,947 --> 00:41:55,749 Oh, you want the truth? 926 00:41:55,882 --> 00:41:57,550 The boots are a bit much. 927 00:42:02,322 --> 00:42:03,423 [yells] 928 00:42:03,556 --> 00:42:06,760 [siren blaring] 929 00:42:06,893 --> 00:42:09,863 -[hip-hop music playing] -[sniffing] 930 00:42:09,996 --> 00:42:11,931 Is this really the best way to find Superman? 931 00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:13,833 Because to me, this just seems gross. 932 00:42:13,967 --> 00:42:15,668 What do you mean, gross? 933 00:42:15,802 --> 00:42:17,504 Smelling stuff is one of the greatest joys of being a dog. 934 00:42:17,637 --> 00:42:19,272 Next to licking any part of your body. 935 00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:21,740 I mean, I lick myself all the time. 936 00:42:21,207 --> 00:42:22,909 Well, that explains the breath. 937 00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:25,345 You wanna find Lulu and rescue Captain Hair Gel, right? 938 00:42:25,478 --> 00:42:27,280 Well, I suggest you start sniffing. 939 00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:28,515 You know what they say, 940 00:42:28,648 --> 00:42:30,984 smell is the sight of the nose. 941 00:42:31,117 --> 00:42:32,318 No one says that. 942 00:42:32,452 --> 00:42:33,653 Well, they should. Check it. 943 00:42:33,787 --> 00:42:35,655 [sniffs] Uh-huh. 944 00:42:35,789 --> 00:42:38,124 A poodle drooled right here. 945 00:42:38,258 --> 00:42:40,560 [sniffs] Someone threw a perfectly good pizza crust in that dumpster right there. 946 00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:43,290 [sniffs] And on that corner... 947 00:42:43,163 --> 00:42:45,331 [sniffs] That corner right there... Oh, no. Dang. 948 00:42:45,465 --> 00:42:47,634 A pigeon got her heart broken. I can still smell the hurt. 949 00:42:47,767 --> 00:42:49,502 [sniffs] She was a heavy crier. 950 00:42:49,636 --> 00:42:52,500 It's a superpower that every dog possesses. 951 00:42:52,138 --> 00:42:53,506 Even a wack one like you. 952 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,608 -[scoffs] I'm not wack. -[sniffs] 953 00:42:55,742 --> 00:42:57,277 [sniffs] Oh! 954 00:42:58,978 --> 00:43:00,980 [dry heaving] 955 00:43:01,114 --> 00:43:02,449 [Ace] Ooh, is that a band-aid? 956 00:43:02,582 --> 00:43:05,552 [gags, groans] 957 00:43:08,221 --> 00:43:12,325 -[dog panting] -[bell tolling] 958 00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:14,527 -[sighs] -[sentimental music playing] 959 00:43:14,661 --> 00:43:17,364 -It's walk-o'clock. -What-oh-what? 960 00:43:17,497 --> 00:43:19,165 -Nothing. -Okay. 961 00:43:19,299 --> 00:43:21,234 Because it sounded like a super adorable nickname 962 00:43:21,368 --> 00:43:23,136 you got for your walks with your owner. 963 00:43:23,269 --> 00:43:27,574 All right, maybe this is when me and Supes used to hang out. 964 00:43:27,707 --> 00:43:30,430 Every morning, since I was a puppy. 965 00:43:30,176 --> 00:43:32,912 Aw! Well, you might not have your Superman, 966 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:34,447 but at least you have us. 967 00:43:34,581 --> 00:43:36,583 -A whole super team! -[heroic music playing] 968 00:43:36,716 --> 00:43:38,618 The Mighty Oink! 969 00:43:38,818 --> 00:43:40,530 Squirrelverine. 970 00:43:40,987 --> 00:43:42,389 Droolo. 971 00:43:42,522 --> 00:43:43,790 Seriously? Droolo? 972 00:43:43,923 --> 00:43:45,859 And wait, where's Shell-on-wheels? Shell? 973 00:43:45,992 --> 00:43:47,930 [Merton laughing] 974 00:43:47,227 --> 00:43:49,129 What's happenin', sweet cheeks? 975 00:43:49,262 --> 00:43:51,970 [romantic music playing] 976 00:43:51,231 --> 00:43:54,501 Ah, I get it. The strong, silent type. 977 00:43:54,634 --> 00:43:56,836 Who needs words? 978 00:43:56,970 --> 00:43:59,500 Man, I wish I still had my powers. 979 00:43:59,139 --> 00:44:00,740 Yeah, what happened to them anyway? 980 00:44:00,874 --> 00:44:02,208 I ate some green kryptonite. 981 00:44:02,342 --> 00:44:04,778 A Kryptonian's only weakness. 982 00:44:04,911 --> 00:44:07,247 Why would you eat your weakness, you dum-dum? 983 00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:09,649 It was in some cheese. 984 00:44:09,783 --> 00:44:12,485 A dog's only weakness. 985 00:44:12,619 --> 00:44:14,554 Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once. 986 00:44:14,688 --> 00:44:16,990 If we're goin' off that, I'd say you probably got a solid two days 987 00:44:17,123 --> 00:44:18,658 until that thing passes. 988 00:44:18,792 --> 00:44:20,960 Unless it's a stegosaurus, and then you just pray. 989 00:44:21,940 --> 00:44:22,595 -[people screaming on tv] -You guys, look! 990 00:44:26,766 --> 00:44:28,435 [foreboding music playing] 991 00:44:28,568 --> 00:44:30,737 M'kay, Wonder Woman will stop her. [gasps] 992 00:44:32,439 --> 00:44:33,707 Goddess, no! 993 00:44:35,675 --> 00:44:36,710 Um... 994 00:44:39,713 --> 00:44:41,810 That sounded like a bone breaking. 995 00:44:42,816 --> 00:44:44,451 Is that even how it works? 996 00:44:48,555 --> 00:44:50,523 I guess it's down to us. 997 00:44:50,657 --> 00:44:52,926 Who's ready to go save my best friend? 998 00:44:53,590 --> 00:44:55,595 You want us to fight her? [shudders] 999 00:44:55,729 --> 00:44:58,640 She just took out the whole Justice League! 1000 00:44:58,198 --> 00:45:00,567 And they all have opposable thumbs. 1001 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:04,571 [sighs] Remember me when I'm gone, Fabrizio. 1002 00:45:08,475 --> 00:45:11,177 Guys, relax. We'll be fine. 1003 00:45:11,978 --> 00:45:13,313 [screaming] 1004 00:45:13,446 --> 00:45:14,781 -[car horn honking] -[tires screeching] 1005 00:45:14,914 --> 00:45:16,282 [sinister music playing] 1006 00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:18,284 [man] Why are they so mad? 1007 00:45:18,418 --> 00:45:20,620 [people screaming] 1008 00:45:20,754 --> 00:45:21,988 [roars] 1009 00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:25,325 You see? Totally fine. 1010 00:45:26,893 --> 00:45:29,596 -Now, let's hero up. -[heroic music playing] 1011 00:45:29,729 --> 00:45:31,631 All right, team, what are your stats? 1012 00:45:31,765 --> 00:45:34,200 Like, my powers include heat vision, freeze breath... 1013 00:45:34,334 --> 00:45:36,670 And don't forget the Solar Paw Punch. 1014 00:45:38,471 --> 00:45:39,806 What is that? 1015 00:45:39,939 --> 00:45:41,975 Is that like a juice box flavor or something? 1016 00:45:42,108 --> 00:45:45,512 No, it's Krypto's most powerful move. 1017 00:45:45,645 --> 00:45:48,810 It requires him to fly directly to the sun 1018 00:45:48,214 --> 00:45:50,350 and absorb its deadly radiation, 1019 00:45:50,483 --> 00:45:51,851 turning himself into 1020 00:45:51,985 --> 00:45:55,550 a dog-shaped thermal energy event. 1021 00:45:55,188 --> 00:45:58,391 Not even Superman himself has tried it. 1022 00:45:58,525 --> 00:46:00,226 Because he doesn't have paws? 1023 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,662 Because it's not something you come back from. 1024 00:46:02,796 --> 00:46:04,898 The punch causes a blast which takes out 1025 00:46:05,310 --> 00:46:06,866 not only the villain who gets hit with the blow, 1026 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,636 but the hero who throws it. 1027 00:46:09,769 --> 00:46:11,438 Sounds like a terrible power. 1028 00:46:11,571 --> 00:46:12,672 Does sound like a good juice box, though. 1029 00:46:12,806 --> 00:46:14,240 I would drink the juice box. 1030 00:46:14,374 --> 00:46:17,770 Okay, enough mayhem. Thank you. We gotta go... 1031 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,280 My goodness! [laughs] 1032 00:46:20,413 --> 00:46:22,248 Look who's alive! 1033 00:46:22,382 --> 00:46:24,784 Well, let's correct that little oversight, shall we? 1034 00:46:24,918 --> 00:46:26,186 [whistles menacingly] 1035 00:46:28,555 --> 00:46:30,560 [guinea pigs snarling] 1036 00:46:34,294 --> 00:46:35,762 Ace, deploy canine shield. 1037 00:46:35,895 --> 00:46:37,230 What is a canine...? [screams] 1038 00:46:37,364 --> 00:46:38,765 [all screaming] 1039 00:46:42,168 --> 00:46:43,103 Evade! 1040 00:46:47,173 --> 00:46:48,308 Excellent shielding. 1041 00:46:48,441 --> 00:46:50,276 That seemed incredibly painful. 1042 00:46:50,410 --> 00:46:51,444 [Ace groans] 1043 00:46:51,578 --> 00:46:53,480 Anybody wanna switch powers? 1044 00:46:55,448 --> 00:46:56,483 You're up, pig. 1045 00:46:56,616 --> 00:46:58,618 Okay, PB, think big! 1046 00:46:59,185 --> 00:47:00,553 [grunts] 1047 00:47:00,687 --> 00:47:01,855 [gasps] 1048 00:47:01,988 --> 00:47:03,757 -[people panicking] -[screaming] 1049 00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:07,894 [gasps, screaming] 1050 00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:10,864 Squirrel, light 'em up. 1051 00:47:10,997 --> 00:47:12,265 [crackling] 1052 00:47:12,399 --> 00:47:14,434 [guinea pigs snarling] 1053 00:47:14,567 --> 00:47:16,302 No, no, no. I can't. 1054 00:47:16,436 --> 00:47:17,737 Of course you can. 1055 00:47:17,871 --> 00:47:19,272 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 1056 00:47:19,406 --> 00:47:22,642 I could hurt someone. Or they could hurt me. 1057 00:47:22,776 --> 00:47:25,945 Or maybe me freezing like this is the worst thing. 1058 00:47:26,790 --> 00:47:27,414 [screams] 1059 00:47:30,517 --> 00:47:31,584 Turtle, use your speed and get them-- 1060 00:47:31,718 --> 00:47:32,652 On it. 1061 00:47:32,786 --> 00:47:34,540 [heroic music playing] 1062 00:47:37,457 --> 00:47:38,925 [heroic music stops] 1063 00:47:40,427 --> 00:47:41,728 Where the [bleep] am I? 1064 00:47:43,229 --> 00:47:44,631 [munching] 1065 00:47:44,764 --> 00:47:46,933 [sighs] You guys are terrible superheroes. 1066 00:47:47,670 --> 00:47:50,503 [scoffs] I don't understand why you're not getting this. 1067 00:47:50,637 --> 00:47:53,640 Yeah, well, there's a lot that you don't understand about us, you fool. 1068 00:47:53,773 --> 00:47:55,475 Maybe if you paid attention to... Huh? 1069 00:47:55,608 --> 00:47:57,344 -Oh, I'm paying attention. -[groans] Help. 1070 00:47:57,477 --> 00:47:58,878 One-hundo percent attention. 1071 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,481 So thick and swole, his abs. [yelps] 1072 00:48:01,614 --> 00:48:02,816 -His abs. -[growling] 1073 00:48:03,817 --> 00:48:05,819 [dramatic music playing] 1074 00:48:10,423 --> 00:48:11,691 [guinea pig screeches] 1075 00:48:20,367 --> 00:48:22,869 Risky move for a dog with no powers. 1076 00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:24,871 -Some would say heroic. -[straining] 1077 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:26,740 I would say dumb. 1078 00:48:26,873 --> 00:48:28,375 Where is Superman? 1079 00:48:28,508 --> 00:48:30,877 [in sing-song voice] I'm not telling. [chuckles] 1080 00:48:31,110 --> 00:48:33,313 [normal voice] Classic evil. Lex would be so proud. 1081 00:48:33,446 --> 00:48:35,150 This is really about Lex Luthor? 1082 00:48:35,148 --> 00:48:37,317 Don't you understand? He was testing on you. 1083 00:48:37,450 --> 00:48:40,620 We were colleagues. We were scientists together. 1084 00:48:40,754 --> 00:48:43,390 You were the guinea pig. Your hair fell out. 1085 00:48:43,523 --> 00:48:44,724 [gulps] 1086 00:48:44,858 --> 00:48:48,610 Yeah. Just like his did. Lex needed me. 1087 00:48:48,194 --> 00:48:50,397 That's more than I can say for your Superman. 1088 00:48:50,530 --> 00:48:52,832 Superman needed me. He... he needs me. 1089 00:48:52,966 --> 00:48:54,267 Does he? 1090 00:48:54,401 --> 00:48:56,202 Because I'm pretty sure he's gonna get 1091 00:48:56,336 --> 00:48:59,239 everything he needs from his... 1092 00:49:00,507 --> 00:49:02,800 fiancee. 1093 00:49:02,142 --> 00:49:03,243 [Krypto gasps] 1094 00:49:05,278 --> 00:49:06,646 Oh, no. 1095 00:49:06,780 --> 00:49:08,815 You didn't know they were getting married. 1096 00:49:08,948 --> 00:49:11,184 I really am sorry, 'cause this must be 1097 00:49:11,317 --> 00:49:14,540 so painful to have to hear this from me. 1098 00:49:14,187 --> 00:49:15,588 No. You're lying. 1099 00:49:15,722 --> 00:49:17,290 Am I? Huh. 1100 00:49:17,424 --> 00:49:19,920 Well, then why did this little bauble 1101 00:49:19,225 --> 00:49:20,694 fall out of his Underoos 1102 00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:22,529 the night I took him down? 1103 00:49:22,662 --> 00:49:24,197 Look at it. 1104 00:49:24,330 --> 00:49:26,399 The cut's fine but the clarity is murky as heck. [gags] 1105 00:49:26,533 --> 00:49:28,568 Face it, Wonder Mutt, you're too late. 1106 00:49:28,702 --> 00:49:31,738 Your boy's getting hitched. And that means... 1107 00:49:31,871 --> 00:49:33,273 Bye-bye, dog. 1108 00:49:34,407 --> 00:49:36,109 But don't worry, 1109 00:49:36,242 --> 00:49:38,110 if Superman doesn't have room in his life for you anymore, 1110 00:49:38,144 --> 00:49:41,614 I'm sure you can, uh, crash at the Hall of Justice. 1111 00:49:41,748 --> 00:49:43,450 [screaming] 1112 00:49:47,870 --> 00:49:48,880 [groans] 1113 00:49:49,189 --> 00:49:50,790 [screaming] 1114 00:49:50,924 --> 00:49:53,293 [groans, whimpering] 1115 00:49:54,561 --> 00:49:57,397 Wow! She threw that dog real far. 1116 00:49:57,530 --> 00:49:59,999 You know what's funny? For a minute, I was worried 1117 00:50:00,133 --> 00:50:03,136 when I saw that the orange kryptonite gave you powers, 1118 00:50:03,269 --> 00:50:06,439 but then I remembered, uh, you're you. [laughing] 1119 00:50:06,573 --> 00:50:08,975 Come on, let's go, little piggies. 1120 00:50:09,109 --> 00:50:11,311 What did I tell you? Isn't this better than Spanish class? 1121 00:50:11,444 --> 00:50:12,612 -[guinea pigs] Si. -[guinea pig speaking Spanish] 1122 00:50:16,616 --> 00:50:19,486 [Lex] Hey, Lois Lane. 1123 00:50:19,619 --> 00:50:21,488 Always nice to see ya. 1124 00:50:21,621 --> 00:50:23,690 Talk, Lex. I know you're behind this. 1125 00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:29,290 Impressive destruction, but not my work. 1126 00:50:29,162 --> 00:50:31,264 Your name is literally on the monster. 1127 00:50:34,134 --> 00:50:37,904 Looks like one of my little babies is all grown up. 1128 00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:39,639 That's creepy. 1129 00:50:39,773 --> 00:50:42,142 Spill it, Lex. What have you done with Superman? 1130 00:50:42,275 --> 00:50:45,512 Wherever Superman is, it's got nothing to do with me, 1131 00:50:45,645 --> 00:50:48,648 or my company, LexCorp International. 1132 00:50:51,985 --> 00:50:53,720 [ominous music playing] 1133 00:50:56,623 --> 00:50:59,590 [justice league grunting] 1134 00:51:00,493 --> 00:51:02,862 [Superman grunting] 1135 00:51:06,199 --> 00:51:08,468 [Batman] Hey! Stop chewing on that Batarang. 1136 00:51:08,601 --> 00:51:10,870 Bruce Wayne paid a lot of money for that, 1137 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,940 and then gave it to me as a present. 1138 00:51:14,740 --> 00:51:16,509 Vic, can you override their defenses? 1139 00:51:16,643 --> 00:51:18,311 [sighs] I can't do anything 1140 00:51:18,445 --> 00:51:20,680 while they got me stuck in airplane mode. 1141 00:51:20,814 --> 00:51:23,490 All those protocols for an alien invasion, 1142 00:51:23,183 --> 00:51:24,851 nothing for little furballs. 1143 00:51:24,984 --> 00:51:29,550 These quadrupedal land maniacs have made a giant mistake 1144 00:51:29,189 --> 00:51:31,424 messing with the King of... Oh, whoa! 1145 00:51:31,558 --> 00:51:33,393 Hey, hold on. Is that fish food? 1146 00:51:33,526 --> 00:51:35,610 [chomping] 1147 00:51:35,195 --> 00:51:37,263 Aw, someone was hungy. 1148 00:51:37,397 --> 00:51:41,234 Lex Luthor denies involvement, but is quote "team bad guy." 1149 00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:44,304 Luckily, Superman's dog is on our team. 1150 00:51:44,437 --> 00:51:46,206 Krypto? 1151 00:51:46,339 --> 00:51:50,430 Of course, Superman's dog he makes out with. He'll save us. 1152 00:51:50,176 --> 00:51:51,311 [Superman] No. 1153 00:51:51,444 --> 00:51:52,879 He doesn't have his powers. 1154 00:51:55,548 --> 00:51:57,584 But those other animals do. 1155 00:51:57,717 --> 00:52:00,787 And... and like, can't Krypto work with them to... to save Metropolis? 1156 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,422 Yeah, about that. 1157 00:52:02,555 --> 00:52:05,625 He's not the greatest with other animals. 1158 00:52:05,759 --> 00:52:07,694 He better get it together soon, 1159 00:52:07,827 --> 00:52:10,730 or those ferrets are gonna take over the world. 1160 00:52:13,533 --> 00:52:14,667 [Chip muffled] Is he okay? 1161 00:52:14,801 --> 00:52:16,770 [groans] 1162 00:52:16,903 --> 00:52:18,872 [PB] Looks like he's still breathing. 1163 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:20,240 Yep. He's alive. 1164 00:52:20,373 --> 00:52:21,741 Pay up, dog. 1165 00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:24,811 [chomping] 1166 00:52:24,944 --> 00:52:27,414 You bet on if I was alive? 1167 00:52:27,547 --> 00:52:29,616 Nope. I bet on if you were dead. 1168 00:52:29,749 --> 00:52:31,551 I bet you were horribly maimed. 1169 00:52:31,685 --> 00:52:33,887 -[scoffs] What a fun game. -Hey! 1170 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,560 So, what, uh, what is this place anyway? 1171 00:52:36,189 --> 00:52:37,791 Is this some type of fancy DMV? 1172 00:52:37,924 --> 00:52:40,960 Are you kidding? It's the Hall of Justice. 1173 00:52:41,940 --> 00:52:43,963 This is where the Justice League hangs out. 1174 00:52:44,970 --> 00:52:45,865 I bet they're all super tight buds, 1175 00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:47,400 and they, like, try on each other's clothes 1176 00:52:47,534 --> 00:52:49,202 and then they eat, like, really fun snacks, 1177 00:52:49,335 --> 00:52:51,971 and then they probably just tell each other everything. 1178 00:52:53,206 --> 00:52:56,242 Yeah. Everything. 1179 00:52:56,376 --> 00:52:58,244 [melancholic music playing] 1180 00:52:59,450 --> 00:53:00,130 [sighs] 1181 00:53:03,783 --> 00:53:05,952 He seems sad and defeated. 1182 00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:08,188 So, it is a DMV. 1183 00:53:08,321 --> 00:53:10,790 [sighs] Maybe one of us should go talk to him. 1184 00:53:10,924 --> 00:53:12,920 Not it. 1185 00:53:12,225 --> 00:53:14,961 Ace, you always know what to say. 1186 00:53:16,229 --> 00:53:17,997 [melancholic music continues] 1187 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,287 -Watch out for the-- -[metallic thud] 1188 00:53:41,421 --> 00:53:42,989 -[Ace groans] -...invisible jet. 1189 00:53:46,593 --> 00:53:48,762 I just want to be alone. 1190 00:53:48,895 --> 00:53:51,331 This is the best place to watch the sunset. 1191 00:53:51,464 --> 00:53:54,134 You wanna be alone, why don't you go someplace uglier? 1192 00:53:54,267 --> 00:53:56,636 Besides, don't you wanna save your Superman? 1193 00:53:56,770 --> 00:53:58,304 Of course I do. 1194 00:53:58,438 --> 00:54:00,306 He's my best friend. 1195 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,908 At least I thought he was. 1196 00:54:03,209 --> 00:54:05,211 Things are changing so fast, 1197 00:54:05,345 --> 00:54:07,881 he didn't even tell me he was getting married. 1198 00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:09,716 That's what's got your leash all twisted, huh? 1199 00:54:10,483 --> 00:54:11,718 [Ace sighs] 1200 00:54:11,851 --> 00:54:14,821 Yeah, well, people are complicated. 1201 00:54:15,989 --> 00:54:17,157 How would you know? 1202 00:54:18,158 --> 00:54:19,125 Nah, forget it. 1203 00:54:21,127 --> 00:54:22,962 [sentimental music playing] 1204 00:54:27,330 --> 00:54:28,968 [gasps] You had an owner. 1205 00:54:31,137 --> 00:54:32,839 Right. That's your business. 1206 00:54:32,972 --> 00:54:34,207 I am not gonna pry. 1207 00:54:37,430 --> 00:54:38,178 Was he nice? 1208 00:54:38,311 --> 00:54:39,379 [groans] 1209 00:54:41,548 --> 00:54:42,882 They. 1210 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,851 My owner was a family. 1211 00:54:44,984 --> 00:54:48,221 ♪ We all come from somewhere♪ 1212 00:54:48,355 --> 00:54:51,910 ♪ Even when you know where ♪ 1213 00:54:51,224 --> 00:54:52,525 [Ace] A mom, 1214 00:54:53,293 --> 00:54:54,361 a dad, 1215 00:54:55,395 --> 00:54:56,396 and her. 1216 00:54:56,529 --> 00:54:58,264 [baby laughing] 1217 00:54:59,799 --> 00:55:02,702 ♪ You can count on me ♪ 1218 00:55:02,836 --> 00:55:05,472 ♪ And I can count on you ♪ 1219 00:55:05,605 --> 00:55:09,442 ♪ That's what friends do ♪ 1220 00:55:11,244 --> 00:55:14,781 ♪ Life can be a long maze ♪ 1221 00:55:14,914 --> 00:55:17,951 ♪ Filled with good and bad days ♪ 1222 00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,870 ♪ Walls can make you feel safe ♪ 1223 00:55:21,221 --> 00:55:26,590 ♪ But they'll block the view ♪ 1224 00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:29,620 ♪ You can count on me ♪ 1225 00:55:29,195 --> 00:55:31,798 ♪ And I can count on you ♪ 1226 00:55:31,931 --> 00:55:34,934 ♪ That's what friends do ♪ 1227 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,103 [baby crying] 1228 00:55:37,237 --> 00:55:42,175 ♪ You'll see, that when your heart feels hollow ♪ 1229 00:55:42,308 --> 00:55:45,612 ♪ That only means there's room ♪ 1230 00:55:45,745 --> 00:55:49,749 ♪ To dream a different dream ♪ 1231 00:55:49,883 --> 00:55:55,155 ♪ So set it free and smile through the sorrow ♪ 1232 00:55:55,288 --> 00:56:01,227 ♪ You'll be the brightest light this world has ever seen ♪ 1233 00:56:01,361 --> 00:56:04,597 Ace, what you did for that little girl... 1234 00:56:04,731 --> 00:56:07,367 Nah. It was nothin'. 1235 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:09,803 I just did what any dog would do. 1236 00:56:09,936 --> 00:56:12,672 And they just gave you away? 1237 00:56:12,806 --> 00:56:14,207 I don't blame them. 1238 00:56:14,341 --> 00:56:16,609 They were just protecting their kid. 1239 00:56:16,743 --> 00:56:18,311 But you saved her. 1240 00:56:18,445 --> 00:56:19,913 And I'd do it again. 1241 00:56:21,247 --> 00:56:22,482 Worst day of my life, 1242 00:56:22,615 --> 00:56:24,317 but I wouldn't change a thing about it. 1243 00:56:24,818 --> 00:56:25,919 Why not? 1244 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,355 Well, when you love somebody, 1245 00:56:28,488 --> 00:56:30,757 and I mean, you really love them, 1246 00:56:30,890 --> 00:56:33,260 you gotta be willing to do anything for 'em. 1247 00:56:34,527 --> 00:56:36,296 Even if that means letting them go. 1248 00:56:37,997 --> 00:56:39,332 Even if it hurts? 1249 00:56:39,466 --> 00:56:40,700 [Ace chuckles] 1250 00:56:40,834 --> 00:56:43,690 Especially then. 1251 00:56:43,203 --> 00:56:45,472 You know what they say about dogs, don't you? 1252 00:56:45,605 --> 00:56:47,173 Never feed us chocolate. 1253 00:56:48,208 --> 00:56:49,642 We love unconditionally. 1254 00:57:00,186 --> 00:57:01,955 -[whimsical music playing] -[crackling] 1255 00:57:03,356 --> 00:57:04,724 [both grunting] 1256 00:57:04,858 --> 00:57:06,159 -[Merton] Excuse me, sir. -[Chip screams] 1257 00:57:07,794 --> 00:57:08,762 [Chip groans] 1258 00:57:08,895 --> 00:57:10,764 I am really bad at this. 1259 00:57:10,897 --> 00:57:12,980 That's just because 1260 00:57:12,232 --> 00:57:13,833 you're still learning your powers. 1261 00:57:13,967 --> 00:57:16,269 Every hero struggles like this. 1262 00:57:16,403 --> 00:57:19,105 Until they have their training montage. 1263 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:21,841 ['80s rock music playing] 1264 00:57:23,843 --> 00:57:25,245 [chews loudly] 1265 00:57:25,378 --> 00:57:27,130 [squeaks] 1266 00:57:27,847 --> 00:57:29,349 [knuckles cracking] 1267 00:57:29,482 --> 00:57:30,917 [grunting] 1268 00:57:32,485 --> 00:57:34,521 [yells] 1269 00:57:34,654 --> 00:57:36,423 -[crackling] -[Chip screams] 1270 00:57:36,556 --> 00:57:37,891 [music stops] 1271 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:39,225 -[Chip continues screaming] -[gasps] 1272 00:57:39,359 --> 00:57:40,960 [grunts, screams] 1273 00:57:43,596 --> 00:57:45,565 -[Chip screams] -[glass shatters] 1274 00:57:45,699 --> 00:57:48,702 [chuckles] They're gonna need a longer montage. 1275 00:57:48,835 --> 00:57:51,271 Those guys, well, they suck visibly. 1276 00:57:51,404 --> 00:57:54,541 Yes, I... I can agree with you there, 1277 00:57:54,674 --> 00:57:56,242 but they're stronger than you think. 1278 00:57:56,376 --> 00:57:57,577 [grunts] 1279 00:57:57,711 --> 00:58:00,246 [Ace] PB just needs to love herself 1280 00:58:00,380 --> 00:58:01,948 as much as she loves everyone else. 1281 00:58:02,820 --> 00:58:03,283 [screams] 1282 00:58:03,416 --> 00:58:05,385 [Ace] Chip needs to feel safe. 1283 00:58:05,518 --> 00:58:07,921 -[Chip exclaims] -And Merton... 1284 00:58:08,540 --> 00:58:10,560 Merton needs leafy greens. 1285 00:58:10,190 --> 00:58:11,224 You really know them, huh? 1286 00:58:11,358 --> 00:58:12,592 It's called listenin'. 1287 00:58:12,726 --> 00:58:14,127 You learn a lot about someone 1288 00:58:14,260 --> 00:58:16,730 when you're locked up with them forever. 1289 00:58:16,863 --> 00:58:18,331 Wait a minute. 1290 00:58:18,465 --> 00:58:20,967 Lulu was in the shelter with you, too. 1291 00:58:21,101 --> 00:58:22,302 What did you learn about her? 1292 00:58:22,435 --> 00:58:23,970 All that guinea pig ever talked about 1293 00:58:24,104 --> 00:58:25,605 was world domination 1294 00:58:25,739 --> 00:58:28,308 and some bald dude with nice hands. 1295 00:58:28,441 --> 00:58:30,110 -Lex. -[ominous music playing] 1296 00:58:30,243 --> 00:58:33,790 Of course. Stryker's Island. 1297 00:58:33,213 --> 00:58:35,248 She must be going there to spring him. 1298 00:58:35,382 --> 00:58:37,384 Not if we get there first. Come on! 1299 00:58:37,517 --> 00:58:38,485 -Watch out for the-- -[metallic thud] 1300 00:58:38,618 --> 00:58:39,919 [Ace groans] 1301 00:58:40,530 --> 00:58:42,655 Invisible jet. Yep. [groans] 1302 00:58:42,789 --> 00:58:44,357 Maybe put up a sign. 1303 00:58:44,491 --> 00:58:46,260 Or rope it off. 1304 00:58:46,159 --> 00:58:47,594 Maybe some cones. 1305 00:58:47,727 --> 00:58:49,996 -[alarm blaring] -[dramatic music playing] 1306 00:58:50,130 --> 00:58:52,966 [robot guard] Intruders. Intruders. 1307 00:58:53,990 --> 00:58:55,680 Adorable intruders. 1308 00:58:56,536 --> 00:58:59,506 They are so cute. 1309 00:58:59,639 --> 00:59:03,900 No. That's my robot brother. 1310 00:59:03,943 --> 00:59:05,412 [Lulu] This is it. 1311 00:59:05,545 --> 00:59:07,514 Finally, the two great minds of our generation, 1312 00:59:07,647 --> 00:59:09,249 back together. [chuckles] 1313 00:59:09,382 --> 00:59:11,217 Your pet is coming for you, Lexi. 1314 00:59:11,351 --> 00:59:12,852 [guinea pigs cheering] 1315 00:59:12,986 --> 00:59:15,555 Oh, no! Oh, gosh! Cheese and crackers! 1316 00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:18,324 -[rock music playing] -[engine starting] 1317 00:59:26,633 --> 00:59:29,469 Oh, my gosh. Wonder Woman has sat, like, right where I'm sitting. 1318 00:59:29,602 --> 00:59:31,304 Actually, I feel like I am her 1319 00:59:31,438 --> 00:59:33,206 because I'm just, like, in her stance, I'm in her seat. 1320 00:59:33,340 --> 00:59:35,275 And there's a peanut wedged in the crack of the seat. 1321 00:59:35,408 --> 00:59:37,100 And now I'm eating her peanut. 1322 00:59:37,143 --> 00:59:39,512 More importantly, can a dog fly a plane? 1323 00:59:39,646 --> 00:59:42,482 Of course. I can fly. This can fly. 1324 00:59:42,615 --> 00:59:44,417 It'll be just like riding a bike. 1325 00:59:44,551 --> 00:59:46,353 Do you know how to ride a bike? 1326 00:59:46,486 --> 00:59:48,210 No, I know how to fly. 1327 00:59:48,154 --> 00:59:49,222 [groans] 1328 00:59:49,356 --> 00:59:50,824 Relax, we'll be fine. 1329 00:59:50,957 --> 00:59:52,920 [alarm beeping] 1330 00:59:52,859 --> 00:59:54,327 Stop saying that! 1331 00:59:54,461 --> 00:59:55,762 We're never fine! 1332 00:59:55,895 --> 00:59:58,164 [all screaming] 1333 01:00:00,266 --> 01:00:02,235 [all continue screaming] 1334 01:00:11,311 --> 01:00:13,580 [suspenseful music playing] 1335 01:00:13,713 --> 01:00:16,249 -[Ace groans] -[PB] Who shot us down? 1336 01:00:16,383 --> 01:00:19,219 Wonder Woman's invisible jet is invisible. 1337 01:00:19,352 --> 01:00:21,454 It's really more transparent. 1338 01:00:21,588 --> 01:00:22,956 [meows] 1339 01:00:23,890 --> 01:00:25,392 [purring] 1340 01:00:25,525 --> 01:00:27,127 Whiskers? 1341 01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:29,496 Out of the way, cat child. We have to get to Stryker's. 1342 01:00:29,629 --> 01:00:32,665 Sorry, I can't do that. Lulu saved my life. 1343 01:00:32,799 --> 01:00:34,200 Now, I must take yours. 1344 01:00:34,701 --> 01:00:35,702 Goodbye. 1345 01:00:35,835 --> 01:00:37,904 [dramatic music playing] 1346 01:00:38,380 --> 01:00:39,606 -[Krypto yelps] -[PB screams] 1347 01:00:40,907 --> 01:00:42,275 [humming] 1348 01:00:42,409 --> 01:00:43,777 ♪ La-di-da-di-da ♪ 1349 01:00:46,579 --> 01:00:48,810 [all screaming] 1350 01:00:49,783 --> 01:00:51,451 [Whiskers laughing menacingly] 1351 01:00:52,252 --> 01:00:53,253 In here. 1352 01:00:56,389 --> 01:00:57,791 Okay. Everybody stay quiet. 1353 01:00:57,924 --> 01:00:59,726 -[explosion] -Uh-oh. 1354 01:00:59,859 --> 01:01:01,461 -What "oh"? -I'm gonna... 1355 01:01:01,594 --> 01:01:02,862 No, never mind. 1356 01:01:02,996 --> 01:01:04,197 No, wait, never mind. 1357 01:01:04,330 --> 01:01:05,532 Never mind, never mind. 1358 01:01:06,766 --> 01:01:07,801 [horn honks] 1359 01:01:09,536 --> 01:01:12,772 -[romantic music playing] -What's happening, handsome? 1360 01:01:12,906 --> 01:01:14,841 Come on, we're both grown-ups. 1361 01:01:14,974 --> 01:01:16,409 Don't leave me hanging, okay? 1362 01:01:16,543 --> 01:01:17,777 [laughs, gasps] 1363 01:01:17,911 --> 01:01:19,279 [whiskers laughing menacingly] 1364 01:01:19,412 --> 01:01:21,514 [muffled] Ay, she's going to see us. 1365 01:01:21,648 --> 01:01:22,982 [grunts] 1366 01:01:23,116 --> 01:01:24,951 [breathes heavily] PB, I'm gonna need you 1367 01:01:25,850 --> 01:01:26,686 to get a little smaller. 1368 01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:29,656 I know, I just can't control it. 1369 01:01:29,789 --> 01:01:35,128 [sighs] Even with powers, I'm nothing like Wonder Woman. 1370 01:01:35,261 --> 01:01:39,733 [Whiskers in sing-song voice] One, two, kitty's coming for you. 1371 01:01:39,866 --> 01:01:43,103 PB, there's something you should know about Wonder Woman. 1372 01:01:43,236 --> 01:01:44,804 Praise be her name. 1373 01:01:44,938 --> 01:01:47,607 Diana is fiercely independent, completely her own woman. 1374 01:01:47,741 --> 01:01:49,476 And if you really wanna be like her, 1375 01:01:49,609 --> 01:01:50,810 you'll be yourself. 1376 01:01:55,150 --> 01:01:56,716 [grunts] 1377 01:01:56,850 --> 01:01:58,818 -[Merton exhales] -[PB gasps] 1378 01:02:00,954 --> 01:02:02,422 [Whiskers laughing menacingly] 1379 01:02:02,555 --> 01:02:05,250 I'm gonna rip you limb from limb. 1380 01:02:05,158 --> 01:02:07,627 Okay, Chip, time to light that kitty up. 1381 01:02:07,761 --> 01:02:11,310 But what if the demonic laser gato devours me? 1382 01:02:11,164 --> 01:02:12,320 Or all of us? 1383 01:02:12,165 --> 01:02:13,533 Or she only spares me, 1384 01:02:13,666 --> 01:02:16,703 and I forever carry the guilt of survival? 1385 01:02:16,836 --> 01:02:18,905 Chip, we all go to dark places. 1386 01:02:19,390 --> 01:02:21,408 I thought about throwing Lois Lane in the ocean. 1387 01:02:21,541 --> 01:02:23,410 But you can't spend the rest of your life 1388 01:02:23,543 --> 01:02:25,345 stuck in your own head. 1389 01:02:25,478 --> 01:02:26,746 You're right. 1390 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,882 It is really scary in here. 1391 01:02:30,116 --> 01:02:32,652 Okay. You can do this, Chip. 1392 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:34,954 Get out of your head! 1393 01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:36,890 [heroic music playing] 1394 01:02:37,457 --> 01:02:38,491 [laughs] 1395 01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:39,626 -[Krypto grunts] -[Chip yelps] 1396 01:02:41,494 --> 01:02:44,397 All right, let's get to the bottom of Merton. 1397 01:02:44,531 --> 01:02:47,333 It all started in Central City, 1854. 1398 01:02:47,467 --> 01:02:49,402 [dramatic music playing] 1399 01:02:49,536 --> 01:02:51,838 I'm just a sweet little purr-purr baby. 1400 01:02:51,971 --> 01:02:53,440 Why won't you play with me? 1401 01:02:55,475 --> 01:02:57,444 And I had a whole period in the '60s 1402 01:02:57,577 --> 01:02:59,212 where I was basically a full-time alchemist. 1403 01:02:59,346 --> 01:03:01,581 [groans] Merton, we don't have time. 1404 01:03:01,715 --> 01:03:03,883 Here. Try these. 1405 01:03:04,170 --> 01:03:05,819 [uplifting music playing] 1406 01:03:05,952 --> 01:03:07,520 [Merton] Whoa! 1407 01:03:07,654 --> 01:03:09,689 None of you are turtles! 1408 01:03:09,823 --> 01:03:12,559 -This explains so much! -[uplifting music fades] 1409 01:03:12,692 --> 01:03:14,427 -[Chip gasps] -[Whiskers] Super-Pets, 1410 01:03:14,561 --> 01:03:16,329 come out to play. 1411 01:03:19,199 --> 01:03:22,235 [sighs] That monster is lucky I don't have my heat vision. 1412 01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:24,371 Good thing you've got something better. 1413 01:03:24,504 --> 01:03:25,372 What's that? 1414 01:03:25,505 --> 01:03:26,573 Us, you idiot. 1415 01:03:30,877 --> 01:03:33,213 Okay, pack. I have a plan. 1416 01:03:33,346 --> 01:03:34,614 [dramatic music playing] 1417 01:03:35,915 --> 01:03:37,183 [meows] 1418 01:03:37,851 --> 01:03:39,686 [coughing] 1419 01:03:43,390 --> 01:03:44,691 [grenade pin clinks] 1420 01:03:44,824 --> 01:03:45,859 See you in heck. 1421 01:03:47,660 --> 01:03:48,795 [meows] 1422 01:03:54,134 --> 01:03:55,402 [dramatic music continues] 1423 01:03:57,270 --> 01:03:58,304 [meows] 1424 01:04:00,607 --> 01:04:02,800 [Krypto] What's the matter? 1425 01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:03,643 Cat got your tongue? 1426 01:04:05,879 --> 01:04:06,980 Now! 1427 01:04:07,881 --> 01:04:08,948 [Ace grunts] 1428 01:04:09,683 --> 01:04:11,284 [gags] 1429 01:04:14,254 --> 01:04:16,389 Boom-boom-boom. Here I go. 1430 01:04:16,523 --> 01:04:18,391 Mrs. Fast Pants. 1431 01:04:21,761 --> 01:04:24,297 ["Theme from A Summer Place" playing] 1432 01:04:37,577 --> 01:04:38,611 Mm. 1433 01:04:43,616 --> 01:04:45,418 [smacking lips] 1434 01:04:56,663 --> 01:04:57,897 Meow, meow, buh-bye. 1435 01:04:58,698 --> 01:05:00,367 [music stops] 1436 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:01,568 [dramatic music playing] 1437 01:05:02,369 --> 01:05:03,737 [grunts] 1438 01:05:05,505 --> 01:05:06,506 Uh-oh. 1439 01:05:07,941 --> 01:05:09,309 [grunts] 1440 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:13,513 [explosion] 1441 01:05:15,782 --> 01:05:17,784 [Whiskers] I still have eight more lives. 1442 01:05:17,917 --> 01:05:18,985 [heroic music playing] 1443 01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:20,620 Come on. 1444 01:05:20,754 --> 01:05:22,550 [Krypto] How fun was that? 1445 01:05:22,188 --> 01:05:24,570 [Ace] A missile was shot into my chest! 1446 01:05:24,190 --> 01:05:25,425 [Krypto] Uh, that's one way to put it. 1447 01:05:25,558 --> 01:05:26,860 [Ace] There's no other way to put it. 1448 01:05:26,993 --> 01:05:29,496 A missile was just shot into my chest. 1449 01:05:29,629 --> 01:05:32,399 The threat was neutered, thanks to Krypto and friends. 1450 01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:35,101 This is amazing! 1451 01:05:35,235 --> 01:05:38,605 -Yes! Humanity is saved. -No! 1452 01:05:38,738 --> 01:05:41,641 My baby made friends. 1453 01:05:45,445 --> 01:05:47,800 If you all had pets, you'd understand. 1454 01:05:47,213 --> 01:05:49,883 You know, I had a cheetah once, but she ate my landlord. 1455 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:52,180 And tore up my couch. 1456 01:05:52,152 --> 01:05:53,553 Man, I loved that couch. 1457 01:05:53,687 --> 01:05:56,356 On the planet Oa, I thought I had a pet raccoon, 1458 01:05:56,489 --> 01:05:57,924 but he thought we were dating. 1459 01:05:58,580 --> 01:06:00,460 All the creatures of the sea are my friends. 1460 01:06:00,593 --> 01:06:04,300 Except for that one eel who knows what he did. 1461 01:06:04,164 --> 01:06:06,466 Yeah, I'm not really an animal guy. 1462 01:06:06,599 --> 01:06:08,401 Oh! Are you allergic or...? 1463 01:06:08,535 --> 01:06:11,705 As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats. 1464 01:06:11,838 --> 01:06:13,740 I can still hear the screams 1465 01:06:13,873 --> 01:06:16,443 as their dark wings flapped around me, 1466 01:06:16,576 --> 01:06:19,790 scratching my chubby, childish flesh. 1467 01:06:19,212 --> 01:06:21,681 I'm tormented every waking moment. 1468 01:06:24,818 --> 01:06:26,920 I really think a pet would be good for you. 1469 01:06:27,530 --> 01:06:28,388 [dramatic music playing] 1470 01:06:29,255 --> 01:06:30,990 [both sniffing] 1471 01:06:34,270 --> 01:06:35,395 [gasps] I got Lulu's scent. 1472 01:06:35,528 --> 01:06:36,796 [sniffs] She's this way. 1473 01:06:36,930 --> 01:06:39,666 [scoffs] Well, look at you being a dog. 1474 01:06:39,799 --> 01:06:42,402 Also, the prisoners had egg salad for lunch... 1475 01:06:42,535 --> 01:06:44,304 and down that hall... [sniffs] 1476 01:06:44,437 --> 01:06:45,872 Oh, dang, [sniffs] 1477 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,440 I think a robot guard got his heart broken. 1478 01:06:48,742 --> 01:06:50,243 Dolores. 1479 01:06:50,377 --> 01:06:53,780 [melancholic music playing] 1480 01:06:53,913 --> 01:06:56,983 I'll admit, sometimes it can be a little too specific. 1481 01:06:57,117 --> 01:06:58,118 [rumbling] 1482 01:06:58,251 --> 01:06:59,686 [ominous music playing] 1483 01:07:01,588 --> 01:07:03,823 -Lex! I'm here! -[sentimental music playing] 1484 01:07:04,991 --> 01:07:07,460 -We're finally reunited. -Halt. 1485 01:07:09,950 --> 01:07:12,565 Ah. The student returns to the teacher. 1486 01:07:12,699 --> 01:07:14,567 Oh, good. Your marmot baby. 1487 01:07:14,701 --> 01:07:16,136 Shove it. 1488 01:07:16,269 --> 01:07:18,138 I'm his favorite henchman, not you, you piece of... 1489 01:07:18,271 --> 01:07:20,240 [Lulu squeaking] 1490 01:07:21,740 --> 01:07:22,750 [clears throat] 1491 01:07:22,208 --> 01:07:24,411 Now, I have a present for you. 1492 01:07:24,544 --> 01:07:26,913 Um, it's not here, but I have pictures of it. 1493 01:07:27,470 --> 01:07:28,515 Loser, loser. 1494 01:07:28,648 --> 01:07:30,183 Look at all their dumb outfits. 1495 01:07:30,316 --> 01:07:33,953 Huh. My evil plan to take out the Justice League. 1496 01:07:34,870 --> 01:07:36,856 [chuckles] Wow! You really did study. 1497 01:07:36,990 --> 01:07:39,726 Ooh! And wait until you see this. 1498 01:07:39,859 --> 01:07:42,162 Okay, I don't know how that got in there. 1499 01:07:42,295 --> 01:07:43,697 No one wants that, right? 1500 01:07:43,830 --> 01:07:45,932 [chuckles] Well, clearly, I've been hacked. 1501 01:07:46,660 --> 01:07:47,967 Okay, let's get you out of here. 1502 01:07:48,101 --> 01:07:50,360 Oh, I can't believe this is finally happening. 1503 01:07:50,170 --> 01:07:52,105 I can't believe this is actually happening. 1504 01:07:52,238 --> 01:07:53,940 [dramatic music playing] 1505 01:07:54,740 --> 01:07:56,276 [yelling] 1506 01:07:58,110 --> 01:07:59,412 [electricity crackling] 1507 01:07:59,546 --> 01:08:00,814 [heroic music playing] 1508 01:08:00,947 --> 01:08:02,415 This ends now, rodent. 1509 01:08:02,549 --> 01:08:04,918 You were just defeated by... Let me remember it. 1510 01:08:05,510 --> 01:08:07,253 The League of Super-Pets. 1511 01:08:07,387 --> 01:08:09,550 Brring, brring. Hello, who's there? 1512 01:08:09,189 --> 01:08:10,690 Uh, the League of Super-Pets. 1513 01:08:10,824 --> 01:08:13,426 Give it up, Lulu. It's over. 1514 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:16,229 You idiots. You're actually getting the hang of this. 1515 01:08:16,363 --> 01:08:18,665 I'm toast. I'm a goner. 1516 01:08:18,798 --> 01:08:19,766 Not. 1517 01:08:19,899 --> 01:08:22,102 [sinister music swells] 1518 01:08:22,235 --> 01:08:24,237 [Ace] No! 1519 01:08:24,371 --> 01:08:26,606 [Lulu] One more step and the puppy gets it. 1520 01:08:27,807 --> 01:08:29,442 Unless your friends 1521 01:08:29,576 --> 01:08:32,780 walk into those cells over there. 1522 01:08:32,212 --> 01:08:33,813 Ace, attack. I'll be fine. 1523 01:08:33,947 --> 01:08:35,582 [chuckling] You'll be a pancake. 1524 01:08:35,715 --> 01:08:37,350 Okay, I'm gonna count to three 1525 01:08:37,484 --> 01:08:39,850 and I'll start at two 'cause I'm evil. 1526 01:08:39,219 --> 01:08:40,860 Two... 1527 01:08:40,220 --> 01:08:42,220 All right, Lulu. You win. 1528 01:08:42,155 --> 01:08:44,224 No! Don't listen to her. 1529 01:08:44,357 --> 01:08:45,825 What choice do we have? 1530 01:08:45,959 --> 01:08:48,940 [Lulu] Oh, I didn't know they were gonna be so sad. 1531 01:08:49,396 --> 01:08:51,531 He doesn't wanna go in the cage, 1532 01:08:51,664 --> 01:08:55,100 but he has to, to save the other one. 1533 01:08:55,135 --> 01:08:57,203 Everyone is upset. [chuckles] 1534 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:01,408 ♪ The dogs are sad ♪ 1535 01:09:01,541 --> 01:09:02,809 ♪ The turtle's sad ♪ 1536 01:09:02,942 --> 01:09:06,312 ♪ And the squirrel is sad ♪ 1537 01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:09,149 -[PB grunting] -[dramatic music playing] 1538 01:09:09,282 --> 01:09:11,284 Okay. Now then, where was I? 1539 01:09:15,955 --> 01:09:17,924 Let me look at you, my pet. 1540 01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:19,759 Oh, Lex. 1541 01:09:19,893 --> 01:09:21,428 [romantic music playing] 1542 01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:30,670 ♪ What the world needs now♪ 1543 01:09:30,804 --> 01:09:33,773 ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪ 1544 01:09:34,908 --> 01:09:37,977 ♪ It's the only thing ♪ 1545 01:09:38,111 --> 01:09:41,448 ♪ That there's just too little of ♪ 1546 01:09:41,581 --> 01:09:42,882 -Lex? -[romantic music stops] 1547 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:44,117 Lex, what are you doing? 1548 01:09:44,951 --> 01:09:46,119 We're a team. 1549 01:09:46,252 --> 01:09:47,487 Lex, we were scientists together. 1550 01:09:47,620 --> 01:09:49,289 No. Lex, what are you doing? 1551 01:09:49,422 --> 01:09:51,624 I mean, come on. You didn't expect me to share credit 1552 01:09:51,758 --> 01:09:53,126 with a rodent, did you? 1553 01:09:53,259 --> 01:09:55,295 [shouts] Lex! 1554 01:09:55,428 --> 01:09:56,730 [sobbing] 1555 01:09:56,863 --> 01:09:59,599 [Merton] Oh! Little turn of events! 1556 01:09:59,733 --> 01:10:02,669 ♪ The guinea pig is sad ♪ 1557 01:10:02,802 --> 01:10:03,970 [grunts] 1558 01:10:04,771 --> 01:10:05,872 [sighs] 1559 01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:07,941 [breathing heavily] 1560 01:10:08,740 --> 01:10:11,144 Lulu, I know you're hurting, but join our pack. 1561 01:10:11,277 --> 01:10:12,545 Hold up, wait! For real? 1562 01:10:12,679 --> 01:10:14,514 She left us to die in a fire, remember? 1563 01:10:14,647 --> 01:10:16,483 Yeah, but if we work together, 1564 01:10:16,616 --> 01:10:18,985 we can get outta here and save Superman. 1565 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:22,288 Huh. You truly love him. 1566 01:10:22,422 --> 01:10:23,623 Of course I do. 1567 01:10:23,757 --> 01:10:25,291 You're a fool. 1568 01:10:25,425 --> 01:10:27,694 He'll only break your heart. 1569 01:10:27,827 --> 01:10:30,130 Luckily, I'm going to do you a favor, 1570 01:10:30,263 --> 01:10:33,400 and destroy him before he gets the chance. 1571 01:10:33,533 --> 01:10:35,201 What are you talking about? 1572 01:10:35,335 --> 01:10:38,938 Oh, did I forget to mention my evil plan's grand finale? 1573 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,410 In 28 minutes, the entire Justice League 1574 01:10:41,174 --> 01:10:43,309 is gonna go kaboom. 1575 01:10:43,443 --> 01:10:47,947 If I can't have my guy, then you can't have yours. 1576 01:10:48,810 --> 01:10:50,500 No. I won't let you hurt him. 1577 01:10:50,183 --> 01:10:51,785 Just one question, 1578 01:10:51,918 --> 01:10:54,788 how are you gonna stop me when you're trapped in a cage? 1579 01:10:54,921 --> 01:10:56,523 You're trapped, too, genius. 1580 01:10:56,656 --> 01:10:59,359 Yes, I know. But just like at the shelter, 1581 01:10:59,492 --> 01:11:02,896 I always have an exit strategy. 1582 01:11:03,663 --> 01:11:04,864 Hey, girl. 1583 01:11:04,998 --> 01:11:06,866 Dish, queen. How'd it go with Lex? 1584 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,602 [growls] 1585 01:11:09,736 --> 01:11:11,438 Okay, I feel like I can say this now, 1586 01:11:11,571 --> 01:11:13,390 I never liked him. 1587 01:11:13,173 --> 01:11:14,741 Lex will pay for what he's done. 1588 01:11:16,643 --> 01:11:18,244 Right alongside the Justice League. 1589 01:11:18,378 --> 01:11:19,946 [ominous music playing] 1590 01:11:22,215 --> 01:11:23,717 You won't get away with this. 1591 01:11:23,850 --> 01:11:26,920 I say this with love. You are all losers. 1592 01:11:27,530 --> 01:11:29,956 You've always been losers, and you'll continue to be losers 1593 01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:32,525 until the end of your loser lives. 1594 01:11:32,659 --> 01:11:34,627 Oh, and Krypto, 1595 01:11:34,761 --> 01:11:36,963 I'll be sure to say goodbye to Superman for you. 1596 01:11:42,402 --> 01:11:44,604 -[timer beeping] -[ominous music fades] 1597 01:11:44,738 --> 01:11:46,606 Well, well, well. 1598 01:11:46,740 --> 01:11:48,842 If it isn't the Justice League, 1599 01:11:48,975 --> 01:11:52,345 captured by me, entirely on my own. 1600 01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:54,514 The guinea pig did literally everything. 1601 01:11:54,647 --> 01:11:57,884 [Lex] Yes, gotta admit, doesn't feel great. 1602 01:11:58,180 --> 01:11:59,285 But it's all worth it. 1603 01:11:59,419 --> 01:12:01,855 Because you chumps are going down for good. 1604 01:12:01,988 --> 01:12:04,570 [ominous music playing] 1605 01:12:04,190 --> 01:12:06,526 [Super-Pets grunting] 1606 01:12:06,659 --> 01:12:07,961 [somber music playing] 1607 01:12:08,940 --> 01:12:08,995 [Krypto] It's no use. 1608 01:12:09,129 --> 01:12:10,463 These cells were designed 1609 01:12:10,597 --> 01:12:12,966 to keep anyone with powers from escaping. 1610 01:12:13,990 --> 01:12:15,135 You'd have to be as strong as Superman to get out. 1611 01:12:16,736 --> 01:12:18,838 Well, we can't just give up. 1612 01:12:18,972 --> 01:12:20,974 There's a difference between giving up 1613 01:12:21,107 --> 01:12:22,909 and knowing when it's over. 1614 01:12:23,430 --> 01:12:25,979 Mm-mmm. No way. Not for superheroes. 1615 01:12:26,112 --> 01:12:27,747 I'm not a superhero. 1616 01:12:28,748 --> 01:12:30,350 I'm not even a good dog. 1617 01:12:32,619 --> 01:12:33,753 When I was a puppy, 1618 01:12:33,887 --> 01:12:35,989 I promised I'd watch over Superman. 1619 01:12:36,122 --> 01:12:37,524 And I failed. 1620 01:12:37,657 --> 01:12:39,826 All because I was jealous of Lois. 1621 01:12:39,959 --> 01:12:41,961 Who wouldn't be? Have you seen those bangs? 1622 01:12:42,950 --> 01:12:43,997 Ba-bang! 1623 01:12:44,130 --> 01:12:46,266 Superman was my only friend 1624 01:12:46,399 --> 01:12:48,902 and I was afraid to lose that. 1625 01:12:49,350 --> 01:12:50,737 But you can't blame yourself. 1626 01:12:50,870 --> 01:12:52,839 I'm the only one to blame. 1627 01:12:52,972 --> 01:12:54,407 If I really was his friend, 1628 01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:56,176 I'd have been there for him no matter what. 1629 01:12:57,377 --> 01:12:58,578 My father was right. 1630 01:12:59,913 --> 01:13:01,314 My problem is me. 1631 01:13:06,953 --> 01:13:08,822 [sniffles] I'm sorry. 1632 01:13:08,955 --> 01:13:10,824 Nah, man, you're good. 1633 01:13:10,957 --> 01:13:13,360 You're just finally being real with yourself. 1634 01:13:13,493 --> 01:13:15,829 You can't have justice without truth. 1635 01:13:15,962 --> 01:13:17,630 Thanks, Ace. 1636 01:13:17,997 --> 01:13:19,232 But it's too late. 1637 01:13:21,134 --> 01:13:22,902 Are you sure about that, perrito? 1638 01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:24,471 -What do you mean? -[dramatic music playing] 1639 01:13:24,604 --> 01:13:25,572 You're flying. 1640 01:13:25,705 --> 01:13:26,673 What? 1641 01:13:26,806 --> 01:13:27,741 I'm... 1642 01:13:27,874 --> 01:13:29,409 My powers. 1643 01:13:29,542 --> 01:13:31,144 I'm back! 1644 01:13:31,277 --> 01:13:33,346 The kryptonite has left the dog. 1645 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:35,849 [sniffing] Well, that does smell like sandalwood. 1646 01:13:36,816 --> 01:13:38,351 [grunts] 1647 01:13:43,790 --> 01:13:46,559 All right, time to save the Justice League. 1648 01:13:46,693 --> 01:13:49,620 -[Chip speaking Spanish] -Let's crack some skulls. 1649 01:13:51,297 --> 01:13:53,199 No, you've done enough. 1650 01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:55,201 Um, say what now? 1651 01:13:55,335 --> 01:13:58,710 I started this with one best friend to save 1652 01:13:58,204 --> 01:13:59,706 and now I have four more. 1653 01:13:59,839 --> 01:14:01,741 Aw! He means us. 1654 01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:05,211 I can't let you keep risking your lives for my mistake. 1655 01:14:05,345 --> 01:14:07,380 But don't worry, when this is over, 1656 01:14:07,514 --> 01:14:09,549 I'm still taking you all to that farm. 1657 01:14:10,350 --> 01:14:11,685 Pup, up and away! 1658 01:14:14,421 --> 01:14:15,388 You believe that dog? 1659 01:14:15,522 --> 01:14:16,890 Has an emotional breakthrough, 1660 01:14:17,230 --> 01:14:19,426 gets his powers back, and then bounces. 1661 01:14:19,559 --> 01:14:21,761 -I thought it was sweet. -Me, too. 1662 01:14:21,895 --> 01:14:24,597 I'm medium on it, you know, if I'm honest. 1663 01:14:27,670 --> 01:14:28,735 [sinister music playing] 1664 01:14:30,170 --> 01:14:32,305 [metal creaking] 1665 01:14:33,406 --> 01:14:34,708 [people screaming] 1666 01:14:42,882 --> 01:14:45,185 Time for the death of Superman. 1667 01:14:45,318 --> 01:14:47,253 [Krypto] I'm not so sure about that. 1668 01:14:47,387 --> 01:14:48,888 [up-tempo electronic music playing] 1669 01:14:49,220 --> 01:14:50,857 Ugh! This guy again? 1670 01:14:51,358 --> 01:14:52,625 [growls] 1671 01:14:57,263 --> 01:14:58,631 [growls] 1672 01:15:06,773 --> 01:15:07,874 [squeals] 1673 01:15:17,917 --> 01:15:19,452 [screams] 1674 01:15:21,821 --> 01:15:23,356 [groans] 1675 01:15:24,491 --> 01:15:27,527 -[groans] -[music stops] 1676 01:15:28,495 --> 01:15:29,696 [sighs] 1677 01:15:29,829 --> 01:15:31,131 [chuckles nervously] 1678 01:15:31,264 --> 01:15:33,199 -[squeaking] -[sinister music playing] 1679 01:15:35,668 --> 01:15:37,203 Any last words? 1680 01:15:37,337 --> 01:15:40,607 -[groans] I love saying that. -[rumbling] 1681 01:15:40,740 --> 01:15:43,977 Any last words? Ooh, it is fun. 1682 01:15:44,110 --> 01:15:46,479 [chuckling] Hey. You liked my little joke? 1683 01:15:46,613 --> 01:15:48,948 Lockin' you up in the cell. [laughs] 1684 01:15:49,820 --> 01:15:51,484 That was funny, right? Right? 1685 01:15:51,618 --> 01:15:54,870 No, hey, come on, it's me. Papa Lex. 1686 01:15:54,220 --> 01:15:55,855 No, hey... What? Come on! 1687 01:15:56,823 --> 01:15:59,426 [laughing menacingly] 1688 01:15:59,559 --> 01:16:01,528 Yeah, I don't get paid enough for this, no. 1689 01:16:01,661 --> 01:16:02,829 [elevator dings] 1690 01:16:02,962 --> 01:16:04,264 Lock the gates. 1691 01:16:06,633 --> 01:16:08,968 [machine beeping] 1692 01:16:09,102 --> 01:16:10,336 Ew, I can't wait that long. 1693 01:16:10,470 --> 01:16:12,372 Let's do it now. I want to do it now. 1694 01:16:13,973 --> 01:16:15,342 [Mark] Are you sure about this? 1695 01:16:15,475 --> 01:16:17,344 I mean, the kidnapping we could get behind. 1696 01:16:17,477 --> 01:16:20,480 We liked the kidnapping, but if you do this, they'll die. 1697 01:16:20,613 --> 01:16:21,848 That's the point of... 1698 01:16:21,981 --> 01:16:23,850 What did you think we were doing? 1699 01:16:23,983 --> 01:16:26,190 Mark, Keith, suffer. 1700 01:16:26,686 --> 01:16:28,421 [both screaming] 1701 01:16:28,555 --> 01:16:29,923 [Krypto] Stand down. 1702 01:16:30,990 --> 01:16:32,525 [dramatic music playing] 1703 01:16:32,659 --> 01:16:34,227 Okay, Krypto, you are definitely stalking me now. 1704 01:16:34,361 --> 01:16:35,662 I'm, like, creeped out. 1705 01:16:35,795 --> 01:16:37,430 -[gasps] -Bye. 1706 01:16:37,564 --> 01:16:38,832 [Krypto grunts] 1707 01:16:42,350 --> 01:16:43,403 [gasps] Fly over there. 1708 01:16:43,536 --> 01:16:45,438 You mean, toward the murder rodent? 1709 01:16:45,572 --> 01:16:46,706 Where is Superman? 1710 01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:48,174 You're too late. 1711 01:16:48,308 --> 01:16:49,709 I'm sending him back to the place 1712 01:16:49,843 --> 01:16:51,511 from whence he came from. 1713 01:16:51,644 --> 01:16:52,645 Boop! 1714 01:16:54,647 --> 01:16:56,216 [alarm blaring] 1715 01:16:56,349 --> 01:16:57,984 [building rumbling] 1716 01:16:58,118 --> 01:17:00,220 [laughing maniacally] 1717 01:17:00,353 --> 01:17:01,321 No! 1718 01:17:01,454 --> 01:17:03,923 [Lulu continues laughing] 1719 01:17:05,992 --> 01:17:08,280 [building crashing, rumbling] 1720 01:17:08,161 --> 01:17:09,496 What... What's going on? 1721 01:17:09,629 --> 01:17:11,310 [Lex] Uh, yeah, funny story. 1722 01:17:11,164 --> 01:17:13,333 I, uh, turned my office into a rocket ship. 1723 01:17:13,466 --> 01:17:14,601 All billionaires have 'em. 1724 01:17:14,734 --> 01:17:15,769 It's true. 1725 01:17:24,944 --> 01:17:26,212 [Mark coughing] 1726 01:17:26,346 --> 01:17:30,216 Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket. 1727 01:17:30,350 --> 01:17:32,619 When it leaves Earth's atmosphere, 1728 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:35,555 it'll implode. 1729 01:17:35,689 --> 01:17:38,391 [Keith and Mark coughing] 1730 01:17:41,895 --> 01:17:43,663 We're just coughing. Go! 1731 01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:45,231 I'm coming for you, Superman. 1732 01:17:46,766 --> 01:17:48,268 Uh-uh-uh! 1733 01:17:48,401 --> 01:17:49,602 Not so fast. 1734 01:17:50,737 --> 01:17:51,905 [pilot yelps] 1735 01:17:52,380 --> 01:17:53,306 -[screaming] -[gasps] 1736 01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:54,874 [Lulu] Who gets to live, doggy? 1737 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,944 The man you love, or the woman he does? 1738 01:17:58,780 --> 01:18:00,460 You can't save them both on your own. 1739 01:18:01,514 --> 01:18:02,882 [distant boom] 1740 01:18:08,540 --> 01:18:09,122 What's up, dog? 1741 01:18:09,255 --> 01:18:11,624 Ugh, what is this? PAW Patrol? 1742 01:18:11,758 --> 01:18:14,928 [chuckles] I thought I told you guys to stay put. 1743 01:18:15,610 --> 01:18:16,996 When do we ever listen to you? 1744 01:18:18,765 --> 01:18:20,800 Boo! I'm bored! 1745 01:18:20,934 --> 01:18:23,169 -Let's get to the fiery crash. -[snaps fingers] 1746 01:18:23,303 --> 01:18:24,704 [pilot and Lois screaming] 1747 01:18:26,306 --> 01:18:27,440 You save Superman. 1748 01:18:27,574 --> 01:18:29,142 -From a rocket? -I trust you. 1749 01:18:30,443 --> 01:18:32,345 Okay, but from a rocket, though? 1750 01:18:35,415 --> 01:18:36,616 Hop on, y'all. 1751 01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:38,451 Because this pig right here 1752 01:18:38,585 --> 01:18:41,287 [in deep voice] is about to go ham. 1753 01:18:46,593 --> 01:18:47,727 [people gasping] 1754 01:18:47,861 --> 01:18:49,129 [both screaming] 1755 01:18:49,262 --> 01:18:51,640 [tense music playing] 1756 01:18:51,197 --> 01:18:53,867 [both gasping] 1757 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,202 [screaming] 1758 01:18:56,336 --> 01:18:57,670 [helicopter thuds] 1759 01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:02,876 [heroic music playing] 1760 01:19:09,582 --> 01:19:11,685 [growls] 1761 01:19:12,786 --> 01:19:14,821 That thing took our Superman. 1762 01:19:15,822 --> 01:19:17,157 She's goin' down. 1763 01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:20,894 [PB grunting] 1764 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,980 [in deep voice] Merton, hit it. 1765 01:19:31,171 --> 01:19:33,273 [Chip screaming] 1766 01:19:40,313 --> 01:19:41,348 [Chip] Ay! 1767 01:19:45,352 --> 01:19:46,886 It's over, hamster. 1768 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,890 Hamster? 1769 01:19:49,222 --> 01:19:52,792 A hamster is just a dollar store gerbil. 1770 01:19:57,530 --> 01:19:58,998 A hamster is a chipmunk 1771 01:19:59,132 --> 01:20:02,350 with nothing interesting going on fur-wise. 1772 01:20:02,168 --> 01:20:03,436 [Krypto groans] 1773 01:20:08,708 --> 01:20:09,843 [growls] 1774 01:20:12,812 --> 01:20:15,810 You're up, kid. Open it like a can of tuna. 1775 01:20:17,517 --> 01:20:19,419 [grunting] 1776 01:20:29,262 --> 01:20:30,397 [screams] 1777 01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:37,804 -Well, I loosened it for you. -[chuckles sheepishly] 1778 01:20:37,937 --> 01:20:39,739 [sighs] Man, I hate bein' invulnerable. 1779 01:20:39,873 --> 01:20:42,676 Here we go. This is gonna hurt tomorrow. 1780 01:20:42,809 --> 01:20:44,244 Why couldn't I have been stretchy? 1781 01:20:44,377 --> 01:20:46,120 Or, like, gotten a magic hammer or something. 1782 01:20:47,147 --> 01:20:49,149 [groaning, yells] 1783 01:20:51,985 --> 01:20:53,953 [machine beeping loudly] 1784 01:20:54,870 --> 01:20:55,355 [tense music playing] 1785 01:20:57,924 --> 01:20:59,793 -[metal rattling] -[groaning] 1786 01:20:59,926 --> 01:21:01,428 [machine beeping rapidly] 1787 01:21:01,561 --> 01:21:03,960 [explosion] 1788 01:21:05,799 --> 01:21:06,933 No! 1789 01:21:16,109 --> 01:21:17,410 [groaning] 1790 01:21:17,944 --> 01:21:19,279 Face it. 1791 01:21:19,412 --> 01:21:20,814 -It's over. -Huh? 1792 01:21:25,985 --> 01:21:26,853 [groans] 1793 01:21:26,986 --> 01:21:28,588 Your Superman is no more 1794 01:21:28,722 --> 01:21:32,892 and now his precious little dog is about to... 1795 01:21:33,260 --> 01:21:34,461 -What? What is it? -[tense music stops] 1796 01:21:34,594 --> 01:21:35,995 Do I have something on my face? 1797 01:21:36,129 --> 01:21:38,310 Do I have a pimple? Is it wet? Is it ready? 1798 01:21:38,164 --> 01:21:39,399 Should I pop it? [gasps] 1799 01:21:39,532 --> 01:21:41,340 [dramatic music playing] 1800 01:21:43,670 --> 01:21:44,838 [PB grunts] 1801 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:48,708 [PB groaning] 1802 01:21:49,843 --> 01:21:51,144 [Ace groans] 1803 01:21:51,277 --> 01:21:54,147 Hey, guys. Big fan. 1804 01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:57,170 Um... You all see the giant pig too, right? 1805 01:21:58,218 --> 01:21:59,552 No. How did they...? 1806 01:21:59,686 --> 01:22:01,321 You forgot one thing, Lulu. 1807 01:22:01,454 --> 01:22:03,957 Unlike you, I have friends. 1808 01:22:06,192 --> 01:22:07,360 [Lulu grunts] 1809 01:22:07,494 --> 01:22:08,695 [heroic music playing] 1810 01:22:11,164 --> 01:22:14,670 [screams] 1811 01:22:21,608 --> 01:22:22,842 [grunts] 1812 01:22:28,515 --> 01:22:30,216 [breathing heavily] 1813 01:22:32,652 --> 01:22:34,354 [suspenseful music playing] 1814 01:22:34,487 --> 01:22:37,900 [whispers] You're right, you do have friends. 1815 01:22:38,491 --> 01:22:40,960 But not for long. 1816 01:22:41,940 --> 01:22:43,229 -[rumbling] -[ominous music playing] 1817 01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:54,808 [building rumbling] 1818 01:22:59,579 --> 01:23:01,715 [birds screeching] 1819 01:23:03,249 --> 01:23:04,617 [tires screeching] 1820 01:23:11,324 --> 01:23:12,926 [people screaming] 1821 01:23:17,664 --> 01:23:18,965 [people gasping] 1822 01:23:20,233 --> 01:23:22,135 [ominous music continues] 1823 01:23:25,905 --> 01:23:28,375 [distorted voice] Kneel before Lulu. 1824 01:23:29,175 --> 01:23:30,643 [growls] 1825 01:23:36,616 --> 01:23:38,118 Oh, come on. 1826 01:23:38,251 --> 01:23:39,419 [soft music playing on speakers] 1827 01:23:39,552 --> 01:23:42,856 [distorted voice] I said, kneel! 1828 01:23:46,993 --> 01:23:48,461 [dramatic music playing] 1829 01:23:50,630 --> 01:23:51,698 [groans] 1830 01:23:52,832 --> 01:23:54,634 [groaning] 1831 01:23:56,569 --> 01:23:59,706 [Lulu roars] 1832 01:23:59,839 --> 01:24:02,442 -Try to keep up, turtle. -Okay. 1833 01:24:02,575 --> 01:24:03,643 -Porcine creature... -[gasps] 1834 01:24:03,777 --> 01:24:04,844 ...follow my lead. 1835 01:24:07,614 --> 01:24:09,649 Batman works alone. 1836 01:24:09,783 --> 01:24:12,180 Except for Robin, and Alfred, 1837 01:24:12,152 --> 01:24:13,687 Commissioner Gordon... 1838 01:24:13,820 --> 01:24:15,455 [both grunting] 1839 01:24:15,588 --> 01:24:17,590 [upbeat music playing] 1840 01:24:17,724 --> 01:24:19,325 -[slapping] -[Lulu grunts] 1841 01:24:21,594 --> 01:24:22,796 [roars] 1842 01:24:22,929 --> 01:24:24,464 [Cyborg] Don't mess up my half-fro! 1843 01:24:27,233 --> 01:24:29,135 [Lulu grunts] 1844 01:24:29,269 --> 01:24:31,471 [Flash and Merton laughing] 1845 01:24:31,604 --> 01:24:32,972 I am Aquaman. 1846 01:24:34,140 --> 01:24:35,442 [all grunting] 1847 01:24:35,575 --> 01:24:37,711 [Aquaman grunts, laughs] 1848 01:24:37,844 --> 01:24:38,912 [Green Lantern laughs] 1849 01:24:39,450 --> 01:24:40,380 Get it, squirrel! 1850 01:24:40,513 --> 01:24:41,514 -[Chip laughing] -[Batman] ...Justice League, 1851 01:24:41,648 --> 01:24:43,160 Batgirl, Batwoman, 1852 01:24:43,149 --> 01:24:44,417 my IT crew, 1853 01:24:44,551 --> 01:24:46,586 whoever Morgan Freeman played, 1854 01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:47,921 Ah, what the heck. 1855 01:24:49,789 --> 01:24:50,824 [grunts] 1856 01:24:51,658 --> 01:24:53,193 [groans] 1857 01:24:53,326 --> 01:24:54,761 [Ace snarling] 1858 01:24:54,894 --> 01:24:56,620 [Lulu grunts] 1859 01:24:57,697 --> 01:24:59,866 [Lulu grunting] 1860 01:25:01,835 --> 01:25:04,704 -[roars] -[all screaming] 1861 01:25:04,838 --> 01:25:06,539 -[roaring] -[tense music playing] 1862 01:25:06,673 --> 01:25:08,308 [groaning] 1863 01:25:08,441 --> 01:25:09,809 [groaning] 1864 01:25:12,545 --> 01:25:13,880 [dramatic music playing] 1865 01:25:15,782 --> 01:25:17,150 [grunting] 1866 01:25:21,354 --> 01:25:23,656 -[roars] -[groaning] 1867 01:25:24,991 --> 01:25:26,860 Watch, you pathetic pooch, 1868 01:25:26,993 --> 01:25:29,396 as I destroy everyone you care for. 1869 01:25:29,529 --> 01:25:30,830 And there's nothing in the world 1870 01:25:30,964 --> 01:25:32,532 you can do to stop me. 1871 01:25:35,802 --> 01:25:37,370 [stirring music playing] 1872 01:25:39,339 --> 01:25:40,774 You're right, Lulu, 1873 01:25:40,907 --> 01:25:43,877 there's nothing I can do in this world to stop you. 1874 01:25:44,100 --> 01:25:45,445 What are you talking about, man? 1875 01:25:45,578 --> 01:25:46,780 And why was your syntax 1876 01:25:46,913 --> 01:25:49,149 so oddly structured in that sentence? 1877 01:25:49,282 --> 01:25:51,484 [sighs] Keep an eye on Supes for me. 1878 01:25:52,552 --> 01:25:53,920 Where's he going? 1879 01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:57,323 No. Not the Solar Paw Punch. 1880 01:25:57,457 --> 01:25:59,259 The juice box thing? 1881 01:25:59,392 --> 01:26:00,727 But that'll kill him. 1882 01:26:00,860 --> 01:26:02,429 Krypto, no. 1883 01:26:04,864 --> 01:26:06,833 [dramatic music playing] 1884 01:26:10,737 --> 01:26:12,380 You were right, Ace. 1885 01:26:12,172 --> 01:26:13,440 Whoa, whoa! 1886 01:26:13,573 --> 01:26:15,809 [Lulu] I am a few guineas short of a pig. 1887 01:26:17,377 --> 01:26:18,578 -[Lulu laughs] -[PB] Uh... 1888 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,248 [heroic music playing] 1889 01:26:24,217 --> 01:26:25,618 [Lulu laughs] 1890 01:26:25,752 --> 01:26:26,653 [Green Lantern] Ah! 1891 01:26:26,786 --> 01:26:28,555 [Aquaman grunts] 1892 01:26:28,688 --> 01:26:30,560 [screams] 1893 01:26:30,190 --> 01:26:31,391 [groaning] 1894 01:26:31,524 --> 01:26:33,930 [roars] 1895 01:26:36,429 --> 01:26:38,331 [Ace] Well, when you love somebody, 1896 01:26:38,465 --> 01:26:40,734 and I mean, you really love them, 1897 01:26:40,867 --> 01:26:43,770 you gotta be willing to do anything for 'em. 1898 01:26:43,903 --> 01:26:45,105 [Krypto] Even if it hurts? 1899 01:26:45,805 --> 01:26:46,873 [Ace chuckles] 1900 01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:48,141 Especially then. 1901 01:26:51,778 --> 01:26:54,180 [dramatic music swells] 1902 01:26:57,484 --> 01:26:58,651 [groans] 1903 01:27:01,488 --> 01:27:03,189 [all screaming] 1904 01:27:07,660 --> 01:27:09,162 [distant explosion] 1905 01:27:12,532 --> 01:27:14,534 [heroic music playing] 1906 01:27:17,103 --> 01:27:18,938 -[Krypto grunts] -[explosion] 1907 01:27:21,741 --> 01:27:23,710 [yells] 1908 01:27:26,980 --> 01:27:29,490 No! 1909 01:27:35,155 --> 01:27:36,823 [dramatic music playing] 1910 01:27:40,326 --> 01:27:42,280 [groaning loudly] 1911 01:27:48,535 --> 01:27:49,903 [dramatic music fades] 1912 01:27:54,641 --> 01:27:56,409 [solemn music playing] 1913 01:27:59,212 --> 01:28:01,181 -[coughs] -[gentle music playing] 1914 01:28:01,314 --> 01:28:02,615 [Ace groans] 1915 01:28:02,749 --> 01:28:04,784 Man, it sucks being a canine shield. 1916 01:28:04,918 --> 01:28:06,286 -[bones cracking] -[Ace groans] Oof. 1917 01:28:06,419 --> 01:28:07,554 [clicks tongue] 1918 01:28:07,687 --> 01:28:09,856 I think my teeth are still glowing. 1919 01:28:09,989 --> 01:28:11,958 You saved my life, man. 1920 01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:14,561 Hey, well, you were in the middle of saving ours. 1921 01:28:15,962 --> 01:28:17,597 You know what they say about dogs. 1922 01:28:18,398 --> 01:28:20,660 [chuckles] 1923 01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:22,168 So, something did get through that super skull of yours. 1924 01:28:22,302 --> 01:28:23,937 Don't make me take it back. 1925 01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:30,276 -[Keith] Bum, bum, bum. -[Mark] Bye. 1926 01:28:31,110 --> 01:28:32,212 [water splashes] 1927 01:28:33,813 --> 01:28:36,182 What? What have you done to me? 1928 01:28:36,316 --> 01:28:38,180 I'm in hot dog water, aren't I? 1929 01:28:38,151 --> 01:28:39,285 -[both laughing] -[Lulu] No! 1930 01:28:39,419 --> 01:28:40,954 -[both laughing] -Yeah! 1931 01:28:46,426 --> 01:28:49,950 [triumphant music playing] 1932 01:28:49,229 --> 01:28:50,964 [panting] 1933 01:28:51,970 --> 01:28:52,932 [Lois] Oh, thank goodness you're okay. 1934 01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:56,169 [whines] 1935 01:29:00,907 --> 01:29:02,308 I'm happy for you, buddy. 1936 01:29:04,611 --> 01:29:06,279 You know Krypto rescued me? 1937 01:29:06,413 --> 01:29:07,647 I know the feeling. 1938 01:29:09,215 --> 01:29:11,351 He rescued me a long time ago. 1939 01:29:11,484 --> 01:29:13,153 He's a good dog. 1940 01:29:15,221 --> 01:29:16,589 [barks] 1941 01:29:16,723 --> 01:29:17,757 [chuckles] 1942 01:29:17,891 --> 01:29:19,125 Come here, boy. 1943 01:29:21,194 --> 01:29:22,395 [barks] 1944 01:29:22,529 --> 01:29:23,997 [grunts, laughs] Hey. 1945 01:29:24,130 --> 01:29:25,565 [chuckles] 1946 01:29:25,699 --> 01:29:26,833 [Krypto panting] 1947 01:29:26,966 --> 01:29:28,835 I'm sorry, Krypto. 1948 01:29:28,968 --> 01:29:31,638 You know you'll always be my best friend. 1949 01:29:31,771 --> 01:29:33,973 And nothing can ever change that. 1950 01:29:35,410 --> 01:29:36,276 [Krypto whines] 1951 01:29:39,779 --> 01:29:41,114 Oh, one more thing. 1952 01:29:45,118 --> 01:29:46,519 [Superman chuckles] 1953 01:29:46,653 --> 01:29:48,210 -[gentle music playing] -Wow, look at that. 1954 01:29:48,154 --> 01:29:50,390 I did have this whole thing planned, but-- 1955 01:29:50,523 --> 01:29:51,825 Oh, no, please, 1956 01:29:51,958 --> 01:29:52,726 this is exactly how I always pictured it. 1957 01:29:52,859 --> 01:29:54,194 Giant evil guinea pig. 1958 01:29:54,327 --> 01:29:56,730 This... This was on my vision board. Really. 1959 01:29:56,863 --> 01:29:58,732 You wanna keep going? 1960 01:29:58,865 --> 01:30:00,166 Yes, I would. Thank you. 1961 01:30:01,201 --> 01:30:03,169 Lois Joanne Lane, 1962 01:30:03,303 --> 01:30:06,573 make me the happiest Superman in the universe. 1963 01:30:06,706 --> 01:30:08,410 -Will you-- -Yeah, okay! 1964 01:30:12,112 --> 01:30:13,213 [toy squeaking] 1965 01:30:14,981 --> 01:30:16,516 Squeezy Bruce! 1966 01:30:16,649 --> 01:30:20,120 That better be a licensed toy, or I will freak out. 1967 01:30:21,254 --> 01:30:22,689 [Chip panting] 1968 01:30:25,125 --> 01:30:26,860 [Green Lantern grunts] 1969 01:30:26,993 --> 01:30:27,894 [yelps] Oh! 1970 01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:30,463 Hey, don't worry. I got you. 1971 01:30:31,498 --> 01:30:32,565 [sighs] 1972 01:30:33,533 --> 01:30:35,235 Okay, what's happening? 1973 01:30:35,368 --> 01:30:36,703 Wow, this is so weird. 1974 01:30:36,836 --> 01:30:38,872 [squeals] So beautiful! 1975 01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:40,640 High-fiving so slow 1976 01:30:40,774 --> 01:30:41,975 when we're both really fast. Huh. 1977 01:30:43,677 --> 01:30:46,579 Princess Diana of Themyscira, 1978 01:30:46,713 --> 01:30:48,448 I humbly present myself, 1979 01:30:48,581 --> 01:30:51,451 Super Hog, still brainstorming, to you. 1980 01:30:53,319 --> 01:30:56,560 -[PB gasps] -You will be a mighty warrior. 1981 01:30:57,190 --> 01:30:58,591 And cuddle buddy. 1982 01:31:01,761 --> 01:31:03,630 Woe is me. 1983 01:31:03,763 --> 01:31:05,465 -[mellow music playing] -No one cares about the water guy. 1984 01:31:07,100 --> 01:31:08,968 This water guy does. 1985 01:31:09,102 --> 01:31:10,603 Hey, my name's Keith. 1986 01:31:11,938 --> 01:31:14,607 -[kisses] -Aw, little piggy kisses. 1987 01:31:15,709 --> 01:31:16,976 [Cyborg] Hey, smokey. 1988 01:31:17,110 --> 01:31:18,345 You're looking a little burnt out. 1989 01:31:18,478 --> 01:31:20,613 Need a light? 1990 01:31:20,747 --> 01:31:21,915 -[gentle music playing] -Oh, look at me! 1991 01:31:22,480 --> 01:31:23,830 -[laughs] -Aw, come here. 1992 01:31:23,216 --> 01:31:25,180 I'm Mark. And your name? 1993 01:31:25,151 --> 01:31:26,920 [bird cawing] 1994 01:31:28,588 --> 01:31:31,791 -[gentle music fades] -So, you are a dog. 1995 01:31:32,492 --> 01:31:34,527 I am the Batman. 1996 01:31:34,661 --> 01:31:36,796 Sorry, I'm not really great with animals. 1997 01:31:36,930 --> 01:31:38,565 Yeah, I'm not really great with people. 1998 01:31:38,698 --> 01:31:40,800 Probably because of my traumatic puppyhood. 1999 01:31:40,934 --> 01:31:43,470 As a child, my family was taken from me. 2000 01:31:43,603 --> 01:31:45,472 As a puppy, I was taken from my family. 2001 01:31:45,605 --> 01:31:47,240 So, I've steeled myself. 2002 01:31:47,374 --> 01:31:48,975 -[somber music playing] -My emotions, always in check. 2003 01:31:49,109 --> 01:31:52,445 [both] No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses. 2004 01:31:55,382 --> 01:31:56,683 Ah, what the heck? 2005 01:31:56,816 --> 01:31:58,852 -[soft music playing] -[laughing] 2006 01:31:58,985 --> 01:32:00,860 Good boy. 2007 01:32:00,220 --> 01:32:02,288 Okay, the Batman loves you, too. 2008 01:32:03,990 --> 01:32:05,191 [collar chiming] 2009 01:32:06,259 --> 01:32:07,160 Oh! Hey, Pops. 2010 01:32:07,293 --> 01:32:09,596 Yes, it is I, Dog-El. 2011 01:32:09,729 --> 01:32:11,264 -[sighs] -[fast-forwarding] 2012 01:32:11,398 --> 01:32:13,933 Never eat chocolate. That dog in the mirror is you. 2013 01:32:15,680 --> 01:32:16,636 Fireworks suck! 2014 01:32:16,770 --> 01:32:19,272 Tell Gail I said hey! 2015 01:32:19,406 --> 01:32:22,175 Looks like you worked everything out with Superman. 2016 01:32:22,308 --> 01:32:25,245 Thanks to your advice, I made some new friends, too. 2017 01:32:25,378 --> 01:32:27,447 And now I've gotta bring them to Smallville. 2018 01:32:27,580 --> 01:32:29,282 I promised them that it would be their new... 2019 01:32:30,383 --> 01:32:31,818 [Batman chuckles] 2020 01:32:31,951 --> 01:32:33,620 -[Wonder Woman laughing] -[Green Lantern] Aw! 2021 01:32:33,753 --> 01:32:35,255 -[Flash laughs] -...home. 2022 01:32:35,388 --> 01:32:36,623 [uplifting music playing] 2023 01:32:36,756 --> 01:32:38,240 [Lois laughs] 2024 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,702 [upbeat music playing] 2025 01:32:49,736 --> 01:32:51,538 [train horn blaring] 2026 01:32:56,420 --> 01:32:57,377 [screeches] 2027 01:33:02,849 --> 01:33:04,551 Hey, Chip-tonite, 2028 01:33:04,684 --> 01:33:06,219 -How's it going with Jessica? -We're getting pretty close 2029 01:33:06,353 --> 01:33:09,255 as person and pet. She even put a ring on it. 2030 01:33:12,225 --> 01:33:14,427 Nice costume game, PB. 2031 01:33:14,561 --> 01:33:17,597 Thanks! It even has magnets. 2032 01:33:27,474 --> 01:33:29,900 Um, how long is this gonna take? 2033 01:33:29,142 --> 01:33:31,578 I got a hot date with two firemen's helmets. 2034 01:33:31,711 --> 01:33:33,380 Spoiler alert, they're twins. 2035 01:33:35,782 --> 01:33:37,517 [engine roaring] 2036 01:33:39,190 --> 01:33:40,860 [barking] 2037 01:33:49,195 --> 01:33:50,563 You're late. 2038 01:33:50,697 --> 01:33:52,650 Sorry, me and the Dark Knight were playing 2039 01:33:52,198 --> 01:33:54,434 a little bit of fetch. Have you met Chewperman? 2040 01:33:54,567 --> 01:33:55,935 [toy squeaking] 2041 01:33:56,690 --> 01:33:57,237 So disrespectful. 2042 01:33:57,370 --> 01:33:58,772 -[toy squeaks] -Y'all started it. 2043 01:33:58,905 --> 01:34:00,273 So, what's the mission? 2044 01:34:00,407 --> 01:34:01,608 We can answer that. 2045 01:34:03,710 --> 01:34:06,112 [Keith] Okay, our intel indicates a dog has been mutated. 2046 01:34:06,246 --> 01:34:07,247 This could be dangerous. 2047 01:34:07,380 --> 01:34:08,782 We have to stop him. 2048 01:34:08,915 --> 01:34:11,117 Tighten your collars. We've got work to do. 2049 01:34:11,785 --> 01:34:12,952 [growling] 2050 01:34:13,860 --> 01:34:15,422 [deep voice] I ate the FedEx guy. 2051 01:34:17,900 --> 01:34:18,792 Hey, I know that dog. 2052 01:34:18,925 --> 01:34:21,594 He's giant and blue and about to crush us. 2053 01:34:21,728 --> 01:34:23,596 Can't crush what we have. 2054 01:34:23,730 --> 01:34:27,670 Say it back. Come on. 2055 01:34:27,200 --> 01:34:29,869 -Come on. -Can't crush what we have. 2056 01:34:30,300 --> 01:34:31,871 [roars] 2057 01:34:33,730 --> 01:34:35,208 Super-Pets, activate! 2058 01:34:41,381 --> 01:34:42,749 [heroic music fades] 2059 01:34:42,882 --> 01:34:44,284 ["Message In A Bottle" by Taylor Swift playing] 2060 01:34:46,619 --> 01:34:51,658 ♪ These days I'm restless Work days are endless ♪ 2061 01:34:51,791 --> 01:34:54,561 ♪ Look how you've made me made me ♪ 2062 01:34:54,694 --> 01:34:59,999 ♪ But time moves faster replaying your laughter ♪ 2063 01:35:00,133 --> 01:35:02,335 ♪ Disaster ♪ 2064 01:35:02,469 --> 01:35:09,209 ♪ Cause now you're so far away and I'm down ♪ 2065 01:35:09,342 --> 01:35:14,381 ♪ Feelin' like a face in the crowd ♪ 2066 01:35:14,514 --> 01:35:19,319 ♪ I'm reachin' for you terrified ♪ 2067 01:35:19,452 --> 01:35:23,890 ♪ Cause you could be the one that I love ♪ 2068 01:35:24,240 --> 01:35:27,961 ♪ I could be the one that you dream of ♪ 2069 01:35:28,940 --> 01:35:32,132 ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪ 2070 01:35:32,265 --> 01:35:36,770 ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 2071 01:35:36,903 --> 01:35:40,340 ♪ You could be the one that I keep and I-I-I ♪ 2072 01:35:40,473 --> 01:35:44,444 ♪ Could be the reason you can't sleep at night ♪ 2073 01:35:44,577 --> 01:35:48,815 ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪ 2074 01:35:48,948 --> 01:35:53,286 ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 2075 01:35:53,420 --> 01:35:57,490 ♪ How is it in London London ♪ 2076 01:35:57,624 --> 01:36:01,561 ♪ Where are you while I'm wonderin' ♪ 2077 01:36:01,695 --> 01:36:07,200 ♪ If I'll ever see you again ♪ 2078 01:36:09,402 --> 01:36:12,238 ♪ You could be the one that I love ♪ 2079 01:36:12,372 --> 01:36:17,177 ♪ And now I'm standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 2080 01:36:17,310 --> 01:36:21,748 ♪ Cause you could be the one that I love ♪ 2081 01:36:21,881 --> 01:36:25,785 ♪ I could be the one that you dream of ♪ 2082 01:36:25,919 --> 01:36:29,989 ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪ 2083 01:36:30,123 --> 01:36:34,594 ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 2084 01:36:34,728 --> 01:36:38,198 ♪ You could be the one that I keep and I-I-I ♪ 2085 01:36:38,331 --> 01:36:42,268 ♪ Could be the reason you can't sleep at night ♪ 2086 01:36:42,402 --> 01:36:46,673 ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪ 2087 01:36:46,806 --> 01:36:50,844 ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 2088 01:36:52,746 --> 01:36:56,583 ♪ You could be the one that I love ♪ 2089 01:36:56,716 --> 01:36:59,953 ♪ You could be the one that I love ♪ 2090 01:37:00,860 --> 01:37:01,955 ♪ I love ♪ 2091 01:37:02,880 --> 01:37:07,727 ♪ And now I'm standin' here hopin' this gets to you ♪ 2092 01:37:08,962 --> 01:37:10,463 [Lex] Hello? 2093 01:37:10,597 --> 01:37:12,966 Excuse me. It's me. 2094 01:37:13,990 --> 01:37:15,802 Are any adorable animals going to let me out? 2095 01:37:15,935 --> 01:37:17,470 Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat? 2096 01:37:17,604 --> 01:37:18,738 Nope. 2097 01:37:19,472 --> 01:37:20,840 [sighs] 2098 01:37:20,974 --> 01:37:23,510 I always knew this is how it would end for me. 2099 01:37:23,643 --> 01:37:25,979 I always knew this is how it would end for me. 2100 01:37:26,613 --> 01:37:27,981 [beeping] 2101 01:37:28,114 --> 01:37:29,983 [crackling] 2102 01:37:34,187 --> 01:37:35,555 [ominous music playing] 2103 01:37:35,689 --> 01:37:36,623 [ominous music stops] 2104 01:37:36,756 --> 01:37:39,590 [Lulu] Oh. It's you. Hi. 2105 01:37:39,192 --> 01:37:40,994 -[soft music playing] -Let's be honest. 2106 01:37:41,127 --> 01:37:43,463 The two of us are the real brains behind this operation. 2107 01:37:43,596 --> 01:37:44,831 Forget Lex. 2108 01:37:44,964 --> 01:37:46,599 We should team up. 2109 01:37:46,733 --> 01:37:49,402 So, what do you say? 2110 01:37:49,536 --> 01:37:51,938 You wanna come live in a studio apartment? 2111 01:37:53,306 --> 01:37:54,274 Like, with you? 2112 01:37:54,407 --> 01:37:57,110 Like, pet-owner situation? 2113 01:37:57,243 --> 01:38:02,282 Hmm, uh, let me think. Yes, yes! The answer is yes! 2114 01:38:02,415 --> 01:38:04,117 So, just something to know about me. 2115 01:38:04,250 --> 01:38:06,190 I'm passionate about world domination 2116 01:38:06,152 --> 01:38:08,221 and my nails need to be trimmed twice a month. 2117 01:38:08,355 --> 01:38:09,522 [soft music fades] 2118 01:38:13,827 --> 01:38:15,962 [heroic music playing] 2119 01:43:29,309 --> 01:43:30,310 [barking] 2120 01:43:30,443 --> 01:43:31,678 [toy squeaking] 2121 01:43:31,811 --> 01:43:33,130 Fetch! 2122 01:43:34,614 --> 01:43:35,548 [toy squeaks] 2123 01:43:35,682 --> 01:43:36,683 [electricity crackling] 2124 01:43:39,119 --> 01:43:40,520 [thunder rumbling] 2125 01:43:40,653 --> 01:43:41,688 [toy squeaking] 2126 01:43:42,922 --> 01:43:44,557 That's my toy. 2127 01:43:44,691 --> 01:43:46,960 Then, why is it in my mouth? 2128 01:43:49,763 --> 01:43:50,997 [Superhero] Superman. 2129 01:43:51,131 --> 01:43:52,432 Black Adam. 2130 01:43:53,600 --> 01:43:55,101 Your owner's a hero, too? 2131 01:43:55,235 --> 01:43:57,303 -[toy squeaks] -Antihero. 2132 01:43:57,437 --> 01:44:00,807 It's basically exactly like a regular hero except way cooler. 2133 01:44:00,940 --> 01:44:02,375 You make up your own rules, 2134 01:44:02,509 --> 01:44:04,100 and then you break them. 2135 01:44:04,144 --> 01:44:06,460 Also, you can ignore most moral 2136 01:44:06,179 --> 01:44:09,616 and ethical conventions because no one can stop you. 2137 01:44:09,749 --> 01:44:12,180 Yeah, that sounds a lot like a villain. 2138 01:44:12,152 --> 01:44:13,620 Antihero. 2139 01:44:13,753 --> 01:44:17,157 If he's anti a hero, then isn't he a villain? 2140 01:44:17,290 --> 01:44:20,260 Admit he's an antihero or Black Adam will destroy you. 2141 01:44:20,393 --> 01:44:21,928 Very villain thing to do. 2142 01:44:22,620 --> 01:44:24,300 It's a fine line, not gonna lie. 2143 01:44:24,164 --> 01:44:26,833 Well, whatever he is, I bet he can't fly to Pluto. 2144 01:44:26,966 --> 01:44:28,702 Oh, yeah? Watch him. 2145 01:44:34,174 --> 01:44:35,442 [Krypto] My toy. 2146 01:44:35,575 --> 01:44:37,430 [dramatic music fades]