1 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:10,643 [speaking in Albanian] 2 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,518 -[car beeps] -[speaking in Albanian] 3 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:22,589 [gunshots] 4 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,391 -[speaking in Albanian] -Shots fired, shots fired! 5 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:25,959 Repeat, we've got shots fired! 6 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,227 [speaking in Albanian] 7 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:30,196 [Dawes] Requesting backup. We had shots fired. 8 00:00:30,296 --> 00:00:33,433 Jesus Christ. I think someone's just jumped the Albanians. Go. 9 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:38,104 [speaking in Albanian] 10 00:00:44,944 --> 00:00:46,146 [speaking in Albanian] 11 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:49,249 [gunfire] 12 00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:56,823 Where is my backup? 13 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:58,124 [police siren blaring] 14 00:00:58,191 --> 00:00:59,125 [gunshot] 15 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:01,127 [grunts, gasps] 16 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,362 Oh! No, no, no, no, no! 17 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:07,233 [laughs] 18 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,769 [helicopter blades whirring] 19 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:18,611 [laughter] 20 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,246 [indistinct chatter] 21 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:22,315 [laughter] 22 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:25,251 Well, you know how it is. 23 00:01:25,318 --> 00:01:27,520 [laughter] 24 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,823 That swag, just how I like it. 25 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,891 [laughter] 26 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:36,796 And I said, "Well, who? Me, or the mugs who shorted the stock?" 27 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:39,532 It's like please take stock of how shit you are. 28 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,670 [laughter] 29 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:43,837 Or like, uh... 30 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:49,576 stock, stoc--stock up 31 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:54,314 on, um, knowledge about the situation? 32 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:56,950 Just don't make mistakes. [laughs] 33 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:01,921 So, hang on, what did you do when they asked about day trading? 34 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:04,357 Oh. I said, "Oh, hmm, off." 35 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,493 [laughter] 36 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:08,610 Hugh. Did you update that server? 37 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:14,100 Oh. Hmm... off? 38 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:22,750 I mean, it wasn't sort of off in a sort of nasty way, 39 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,410 just sort of off joking. 40 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,212 Well, I can't say I quite get the "joke" myself, 41 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:30,160 and this isn't the first time we've had to talk about your "soft skills." 42 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:32,952 -Look, Hugh. Keep in your lane, hmm? -[Hugh makes sound] 43 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:36,189 Stay on top of the Wi-Fi and stop trying to be part of the team. 44 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:38,992 Is your Wi-Fi okay? 45 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:40,326 -It's fine. -Okay. 46 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:42,896 -[interviewer] State your name. -Marlon Swift. 47 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,898 You had a chance to see the script? 48 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,700 Would it be okay if I went a bit off-piste? 49 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:52,500 I always find improv helps me find the truth of a character. 50 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:53,406 Uh, yeah. Sure. 51 00:02:56,776 --> 00:03:01,548 It's not hard... it's impossible, Jennifer. 52 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:05,652 Impossible to be in a body that won't give you what you want. 53 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:11,191 No. Don't, Jennifer. Please. 54 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:15,280 Don't you dare cry. 55 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,498 Don't you do that, Jen. 56 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:21,434 This isn't about you. I want you so much, but my body-- 57 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:27,173 Sorry, I think--Marlon? Maybe just one on... script? 58 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:36,316 It's not hard... to stay hard 59 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:39,850 with "Rocket Power For Men." 60 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:41,454 [siren blaring] 61 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,623 I can't do this anymore, Terry. I want proper work. 62 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:45,191 Says the Pizza Knight. 63 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,393 [Marlon] I didn't spend three years of drama school 64 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,294 -to end up selling frozen dinners. - sake. 65 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:50,697 No more ads. Acting. Authentic, gritty characters. 66 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:53,433 I wanna plumb the depths of the human condition. 67 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,368 [Terry] We've been down this road before. 68 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:59,372 Feedback's always the same, they don't buy you as the intense guy who's seen horrors. 69 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,241 I'm an actor, I can be anything. 70 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:04,444 [Terry] You're from The Cotswolds, you're not Al Pacino. 71 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:07,547 Look, I've got something that's much more your wheelhouse: fresh in this morning, 72 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:10,450 -West End venue. -West End. Okay. 73 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:12,485 Character is an elven messenger 74 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,522 who directs kids to the toy store of their dreams. 75 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,626 -Is this standing about with a sign? -In the West End. 76 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:22,620 I really think you can bring something to this. 77 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:25,398 Only thing is, they need someone to commit for the whole season. 78 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:28,501 [dramatic music playing] 79 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:48,121 -Can I use your toilet? -Sorry. 80 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,823 Toilets are only for paying customers. 81 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,580 -[Laura] Please. I'm desperate. -[Siena] I'm afraid it's a strict rule. 82 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:53,226 You'll have to get something. 83 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:54,294 Oh, fine, fine. 84 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:58,365 Uh, just do me a Celtic symbol. But be quick. 85 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:01,670 -[makes buzzing sound] -[crowd laughs] 86 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:04,337 [Kat] Nice! Great escalation. 87 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:07,907 See that was funny because they weren't trying to be funny. 88 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,577 They just committed to their characters and rolled with it. 89 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:13,146 -Um, yup. Trish and Dave, you're up. -Oh. 90 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:21,210 Okay, okay. Scene title: "Customer Service." [claps] 91 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,570 How can I help you, sir? 92 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,492 I've got a rash. 93 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:29,195 -Oh. Well, lucky for you, I'm a doctor. -No, you're not. You're a plumber. 94 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:31,398 [Trish] A plum--No. 95 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,334 -No, I'm a doctor. I do doctoring-- -Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 96 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:35,669 Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. 97 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:39,606 If she says she's a doctor, she's a doctor. Right? 98 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:44,244 "Yes, and"? "Yes, and" always "yes, and," and then build on it. 99 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:46,146 Never hang your partner out to dry. 100 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:50,160 See, improv is all about being in the moment, 101 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:53,453 even if the moment is completely insane. 102 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:58,358 Because when you're on that stage, there are no mistakes... 103 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,894 -Only opportunity. -[glass bottle topples] 104 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,562 Sorry, I'm so sorry. 105 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:05,331 No, it's okay. Are you here for class? Oh, that's great. 106 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:07,867 Let's get you to jump in with Marlon. 107 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:10,437 Marlon? 108 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:15,475 I'm just working on my character. Maybe a war veteran. 109 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:18,778 Yeah, you don't know what the scene is yet, Marlon. Come on. 110 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,114 -Yeah. Come on. -Okay. Um... 111 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,615 Just trust your gut. 112 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:26,953 -And when in doubt, "yes, and." -[all] "And." 113 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,121 Yes. 114 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,989 "And." 115 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,359 Oh, I was just saying "yes," 116 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:35,829 but yes. And. 117 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,831 Yeah. You can just wait till the scene starts. 118 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:41,340 Okay. Scene title: "Bad Babysitter." [claps] 119 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:44,771 [inhales] 120 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:46,172 [exhales] 121 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,943 Uh, sorry I'm late. 122 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:53,313 I was just remembering what happened over there. 123 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,414 Carnage. 124 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,817 So where's my boy? 125 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,152 Don't overthink it. 126 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,286 Uh, crikey... 127 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:01,588 Where's little Timmy? 128 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:05,658 -First thing that pops into your head. -I...really have no clue. 129 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:07,193 You lost my son? 130 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:10,296 -[laughter] -[applause] 131 00:07:13,990 --> 00:07:14,434 -[laughs] -Thanks, Kat. 132 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,236 -See you next week. -Mm-hmm. 133 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:19,506 Hey, Kat. Did you get that my war vet was anti-vax? 134 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,442 Yeah. 135 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:23,543 Good. 136 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:27,447 Signed up to the rest of the class, and... 137 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,286 sorry, just trying to improvise something around the word "class." 138 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:34,487 I wouldn't force it. 139 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:37,390 Right, right. Just relax. Oh, my--Christ! 140 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,793 -I'm so sorry. -Uh, no, it's fine. Leave it. 141 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,294 -Are you sure? Okay. Thank you. -Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it. 142 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,163 -No problem. I'll see you next week. -Okay. 143 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:47,330 Hey, Kat. Could we have some advice? 144 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,501 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. 145 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:50,904 'Cause we've got some agents coming to the showcase next week. 146 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:54,974 What? Wow, that was fast. 147 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:58,780 So, are there any questions we should ask? 148 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:01,448 Oh. Well, um, see, you could ask, 149 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:06,286 are they looking for a 39-year-old redhead with an expiring work visa? 150 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:08,210 No, no, no, no, no. 151 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:13,159 I would ask how they're gonna handle it when the auditions dry up. 152 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,895 When you've been hustling for years and years and years, 153 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:20,400 and you've got nothing to show for it other than, uh, two lines 154 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,936 as "Sassy Barista" in a shitty sitcom. 155 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,405 I mean, that's the question, right? 156 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:29,976 Are they gonna stick around when things get ing dark? 157 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:35,849 Thanks, Kat. 158 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,951 Yeah. Anytime. 159 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,754 [police siren blaring] 160 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,123 [dramatic music playing] 161 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,657 What the ?! 162 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:47,861 I mean, obviously, life is hell at the moment. 163 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:51,364 Since Paul and I sold the company, we're stuck having *** again. 164 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:53,933 -Hence this nightmare. -[laughter] 165 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:55,835 As if having baby number four wasn't enough, 166 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,538 planning this one's hen-do has been an absolute mind. 167 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:00,730 God, nothing crazy, guys, please. 168 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:02,709 Oh, no, don't worry. Super chill vibe, budget's 500 each. 169 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,811 [chokes, coughs] Each? 170 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:07,280 Yeah, but that covers literally everything except food and drink. 171 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,848 Where are we going, Dubai? 172 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:09,916 [laughter] 173 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,651 You are so funny, Kat. 174 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:14,354 Look, I'm not saying I'm getting married just so we can see you again, 175 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:17,457 -but babes, it's been too long. Crazy. -Way too long. 176 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:20,493 And you all look so perfect and professional, 177 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,530 and just, um--and this place? 178 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,398 Remember our flat in Brixton? 179 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,768 [laughs] We were crazy. I do kind of miss those days. 180 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,403 Oh, I don't. Perma hangover. 181 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,539 [groans] Greasy takeaway at 5:00 AM. 182 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,741 You know, I still order from Zing Palace. 183 00:09:36,420 --> 00:09:36,910 Why? 184 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,880 Oh, are you joking? Okay. 185 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,782 -Yeah. -[laughter] 186 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:47,870 Yeah. I mean, I do sometimes, but, you know. [chuckles] 187 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,790 How is it going with the comedy? 188 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:55,161 -Someone said that you're teaching? -You're a teacher? 189 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,363 -Oh, so good to give back. -Oh, no, no, no. 190 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,732 I'm not like, um, a teacher-teacher. 191 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,100 I'm just doing it for right now, you know? 192 00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:03,336 You know, if you need money, we can always lend you. 193 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:06,573 -Oh, yes! -Oh, no, no, no. I'm fine, I'm fine. 194 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,708 I'm gonna be rewriting my solo show. 195 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,811 And, you know, if I get it produced, that is... 196 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:16,182 Babes... you're obviously crazy talented, 197 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:21,788 but it feels like it's been 10 years of rewriting this solo show 198 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:27,861 and we're just worried that the world is never gonna see what we see. 199 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,233 Right. 200 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:38,710 Well, what I see is empty glasses! 201 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,141 [dramatic music playing] 202 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,612 [phone vibrates] 203 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:46,946 Terry? 204 00:10:47,470 --> 00:10:50,183 So the Boner Pill guys tell me you went full Daniel Day-Lewis. 205 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,584 Did they like it? 206 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,620 [Terry] Marlon, this actor you're trying to be, 207 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,355 sorry, but you don't have it in you. 208 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,323 I think maybe it's time we parted ways. 209 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,865 ... this. 210 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,102 Hugo... [clears throat] 211 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,338 -Oh, Sam, it's Hugh. -[Sam] A quick one, yeah? 212 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,807 Uh, I'm just heading out for a pint and I wondered if you're free. 213 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,744 Who, me? Yeah, I got-- sure, yeah, of course. 214 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,412 Oh, sweet. Would you mind popping over to my desk 215 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,214 and sorting out the tangled wires and shit? 216 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,249 Cheers, mate. Thanks. 217 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,319 [dramatic music playing] 218 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,827 [man] Ladies and gentlemen, Kat Boyles. 219 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,729 [cheering and applause] 220 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,565 Thank you. Thank you, thank you so much, everyone. 221 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,200 Again, I'm Kat. I coach improv here, 222 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,902 which you can tell from how well I moved that chair. 223 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,170 [laughter] 224 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,400 These guys have worked so hard over the last two weeks 225 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:50,443 and they are ready to rock, so shall we get them in? 226 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,246 -[man] Yeah! -[Kat] Come on in, everyone! [laughs] 227 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,814 [applause] 228 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,516 -[laughs] -[woman] Isn't it? 229 00:11:58,785 --> 00:11:59,786 [man] Hey. 230 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,490 Done a great job with this lot. 231 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:08,610 -Thanks. -Listen, uh... [clears throat] 232 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,363 I don't know what your availabilities are, 233 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,900 but, um, I'm looking to work with someone just like you. 234 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:19,406 Oh. Are you like an agent, producer, or... 235 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,109 Detective Sergeant. 236 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:28,615 It's a program the Met have been running for the last year. 237 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:32,952 Using improvisers for low-level stings to bust counterfeiters, 238 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:36,122 unlicensed bookies, you know, that kind of thing. 239 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,793 -Why improvisers? -Crooks spot the police a mile off, 240 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:43,630 plus, we're not so good at thinking on our feet. But you are. 241 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:47,670 In fact, I've been watching you for a while now, 242 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,235 and I can see you're one of the best. 243 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,400 [laughs] 244 00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:54,107 You'd have backup, so it's negligible risk. 245 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,975 So is this like a volunteer thing? 246 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,379 Two hundred quid a pop. Each. 247 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,547 Each? 248 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,150 Operatives work in threes. Your call who to bring in. 249 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,486 Think it over. 250 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,326 [audience laughs] 251 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,996 [Hugh] Well, this is the craziest safari I've ever been on! 252 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,898 Is this ride definitely safe? 253 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,835 [makes sound] Have no complaints. Just funerals. 254 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,690 [audience laughs] 255 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,839 Hey. So, I've got exciting news. 256 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:29,242 We know. Never thought it would happen literally on the night. 257 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,745 -What? What happened? -[Laura] We got signed! 258 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,446 That's what you meant, right? 259 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,250 Yes. Yeah! 260 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:41,210 -She's taking us to Soho House! -[Laura] Thank you for everything, Kat. 261 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,890 -You are an amazing teacher. -[Siena] You're the best. 262 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:44,958 [laughs] 263 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,160 [sighs] 264 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,164 [quirky music playing] 265 00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,912 Okay. So here's the deal. 266 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,683 Two hundred each, and we'd be doing a public service. 267 00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:13,286 I dunno. I got into improv to help my character work, not the cops. 268 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,921 This is character work. 269 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:15,989 Well, I suppose... 270 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,192 we're sort of going undercover. 271 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,628 Well, we just go and buy something. 272 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,396 I could write a whole backstory. 273 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,698 [Kat] You could. 274 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,266 "Who is this guy? 275 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:30,503 Why is he buying fake handbags, what does he know?" 276 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:34,207 Uh-huh. Hugh? You in? 277 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,543 Oh, gosh. Police. 278 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,612 Gets your blood pumping just saying the word, doesn't it? 279 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,482 I don't know, it might be tricky getting time off work. 280 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,618 Dude. Can you imagine the stories you can tell at work 281 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,321 once you've done stings for the police? 282 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,126 What are we thinking for costume? 283 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:56,196 [dramatic music playing] 284 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,278 The 's that on your face? 285 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,248 Too much? Fine, I can take notes. 286 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,170 Right, super simple. 287 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:21,287 There's been a citywide uptick in the sale of counterfeit cigarettes. 288 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:26,192 Chock-full of all sorts of cheap nasties. Health crisis in the making. 289 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:30,864 We've got intel the shop down the road is in on it. 290 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:34,868 Pay them a visit, ask for "something more affordable," 291 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,271 that's the code-phrase, then buy a brick and leave. 292 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,373 So we each buy one? Or... 293 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,878 Oh, I forgot you're virgins. Point. Wing. Nest. 294 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,279 Point makes the order. 295 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,682 Wing browses nearby, there if needed. 296 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,317 Nest is in the doorway, on lookout. 297 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,820 Here. Take this. 298 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:57,230 Call me before entry so I can get them on tape. 299 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,491 Don't we need a wire? 300 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,960 You'll get them later with the snipers and proximity mines. 301 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:04,300 ing hell. Go on, off. 302 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,131 [Kat sighs] 303 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:10,403 Okay. So this is just another round of improv, yes? 304 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,706 So remember the fundamentals. "Yes, and." 305 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,307 What character are you bringing in? 306 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,909 I don't think we need to bring in characters. 307 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,145 Maybe a single mom, desperate 'cause she can't afford her Marlboro reds? 308 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,810 -Sure. -And I'm your brother. 309 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,515 -Right. -In-law. 310 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,250 A cobbler who got addicted to the shoe glue 311 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,586 and lost it all on the back streets of Manchester. 312 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,421 -That got dark. -That's cobbling. 313 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,791 What about you, Hugh? Any accents up your sleeve? 314 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,393 -"Aye up y'fokin pillock!" -Jesus Christ. 315 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,994 -I think just leave it. -I'm--I agree. 316 00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:37,297 -I'm sorry, it's just I'm nervous. -Listen, listen, don't, don't, don't. 317 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:41,835 Relax, relax, relax. Just follow my lead. Okay? 318 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:46,940 Title: "Easiest 200 quid ever." [claps] 319 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,410 [bell chimes] 320 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,668 [phone rings] 321 00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:20,206 [sighs] 322 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:29,249 [sighs] It's freezing outside. 323 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,850 What can I get you? 324 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,652 You think this is cold? 325 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,655 Try winter in Manchester. 326 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,895 You can't resole a boot in subzero, let me tell you. 327 00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:43,229 You know him? 328 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,270 Brother-in-law. Wish I didn't. 329 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,571 Can I get some smokes. 330 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,939 [Nico] Camel, Marlboro? 331 00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:55,642 I'm looking for something more... 332 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,477 -[clatters] -Drat! Drat it! Drats. 333 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,779 Sorry, Kat. No, sorry, everyone. 334 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,615 What's going on, eh? You guys all together? 335 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,651 That a problem, lad? 336 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,920 [Kat] We're looking for something more... 337 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,123 affordable. 338 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,630 [Nico] Something more affordable. 339 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,169 Anything else? 340 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,390 Yes. 341 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,609 And something... 342 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,214 even more affordable. 343 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,149 [sighs] 344 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,418 [Nico] Something spicier, yeah? 345 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,754 A bit of weed? 346 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,890 We look like the sort of melts that get high on baby food? 347 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,492 What the ? 348 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,294 How do I know you're not coppers? 349 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:51,364 [whistles slowly] 350 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,234 [makes popping sound] 351 00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:01,708 Call that strike one, eh? Ask again and I'll take your tongue out your head. 352 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:06,713 -You heard the man. -[Nico] How much you looking to spend? 353 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:09,150 -How much you got? -Buying to sell? 354 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,985 -Smarter than you look. -Let me make a call, yeah? 355 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,956 What the are you doing? 356 00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:18,992 It's not my fault, Hugh's the one who escalated it. 357 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,628 -They were slippery crisps! -Let's just buy the cigarettes and go. 358 00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:23,229 And block the scene? That's not what you you taught us. 359 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,432 -He's coming. He's coming. -[Kat] Shit. 360 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,368 Not here. 361 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,602 Follow me, yeah. 362 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,275 [speaking in Greek] 363 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,444 ing idiots. 364 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,212 [tense music playing] 365 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:49,522 [man rapping in foreign language] 366 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,600 Pump the sounds, lad. 367 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,163 [volume increases] 368 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,250 Buying in bulk. I've cleared it with him. 369 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,519 Weapons in the box. 370 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,622 [man rapping in foreign language] 371 00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:31,640 [phone beeping] 372 00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:32,599 Oh, Jesus Christ. 373 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,903 -[man] All right. We're square. It's done. -[black-eyed man] Yeah. 374 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,872 [man] Yeah. Come on. Pull yourself together. 375 00:20:40,774 --> 00:20:42,642 Good boy--good boy. 376 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,544 No doctors, yeah? 377 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:45,612 Buyers are here. 378 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,647 All right. Take him out of here. 379 00:20:58,525 --> 00:20:59,893 Buyers, eh? 380 00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:03,290 He looks like a ing accountant. 381 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:07,000 He's our "in" to the city crowd. 382 00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:08,835 Got his start in securities fraud 383 00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:12,500 then pivoted to after-hours supply when regulators got wise. 384 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,574 First name terms with every CEO in London. 385 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:19,312 They call him "The Squire." 386 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,951 Good day, sir. 387 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:27,420 So, that's why he's dressed like a ing ****? 388 00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:31,558 Yeah, exactly. 389 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:32,792 The Yank? 390 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,895 -I had to get out of Chicago. -Oh. Too much heat? 391 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,163 Not enough. 392 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,431 [man] Oh. 393 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,367 Sick of the small time. 394 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,435 So, you're big timers? 395 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:45,939 -How come I've never heard of you? -Clients demand discretion. 396 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:47,907 [man] Oh. 397 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:51,611 We're only off-patch 'cause we had some bad shit that went down. 398 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,913 Few toffs snuffed it, who gives a ? 399 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,115 It's bad for business. 400 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,151 We need a new supply. 401 00:21:58,251 --> 00:21:59,319 All right. 402 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:02,589 Small operation, 403 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,391 targeted market. 404 00:22:09,229 --> 00:22:10,330 Name's Fly. 405 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,166 Bonnie. 406 00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:15,268 I'm guessing you're the brains, Bonnie. 407 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:20,106 Roach. The muscle. 408 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,642 The Squire. 409 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:25,145 The... 410 00:22:25,245 --> 00:22:27,247 squire. 411 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:30,150 Shosh. 412 00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:43,296 Albanian hookup. 413 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:46,332 Got a good rate, if you follow, 414 00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:48,535 so I need it gone. 415 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,738 Three bricks. Call it 50K? 416 00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:55,709 It's legit. 70%. 417 00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,546 Who's your nose? 418 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,650 Squire? Come on. 419 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,452 Um... 420 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,187 Come on. Have a seat. 421 00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:18,732 -Go ahead. -Oh, I don't--I don't really do... 422 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:21,000 do the whole kind of key thing. 423 00:23:21,670 --> 00:23:22,335 -All right. -Mm-hmm. 424 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,170 You want a proper line? 425 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,405 Um... 426 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:28,541 Little Lord Fauntleroy wants a proper line. 427 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,810 -All right. -Sure. 428 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:33,747 Go on. 429 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:39,252 Oh, thank you very much. That's very kind. 430 00:23:39,319 --> 00:23:40,320 Thank you. 431 00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:46,793 Okay. 432 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,497 [snorts] 433 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:54,167 [grunts] Oh, shit. 434 00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:55,869 Oh, my God. 435 00:23:56,870 --> 00:24:01,141 Very nice--very nice. Yeah, good. 436 00:24:01,241 --> 00:24:03,430 Happy days? 437 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,211 How do we know the rest ain't flour? 438 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:11,785 Go on. 439 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:25,165 [snorts] No, that's definitely not flour, is it? 440 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:26,833 That is cocaine. Yeah. 441 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:27,834 Yup. 442 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:29,202 Good to confirm. 443 00:24:29,269 --> 00:24:32,205 That is cocaine. 444 00:24:33,406 --> 00:24:34,708 Just one more. 445 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:37,977 -Mm-hmm. -Okay. 446 00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:39,446 [snorts] 447 00:24:40,447 --> 00:24:43,917 [grunts, exhales deeply] 448 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,985 -[rock music playing] -[door opens] 449 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,154 Skender... 450 00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:51,524 good to see you again. 451 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:52,659 You take our coke? 452 00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:54,227 Huh? 453 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:56,996 You take our ing coke? 454 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:57,997 This is it? 455 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:02,602 Where is the rest, huh? 456 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:05,872 -Up his nose? -[yelps, panting] 457 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,209 That's our coke. 458 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:10,810 They didn't steal from you. 459 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,545 They're buying from us. 460 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:13,947 Let him go. 461 00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:15,615 You're embarrassing yourself. 462 00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:17,951 [grunts] 463 00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:19,519 And who the are you? 464 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,870 Skender, that's a bit disrespectful. 465 00:25:21,154 --> 00:25:26,326 Boys, this is not my beef. 466 00:25:26,393 --> 00:25:30,630 But if you're, uh, looking to buy, 467 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,999 your competition here just offered us 50. 468 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:35,680 So, do we have another bidder? 469 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:41,241 All right, 50's fair. 470 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:42,642 He ain't gonna raise. 471 00:25:45,245 --> 00:25:46,546 I'll give you 60. 472 00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:49,315 Call it 80 or off. 473 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:51,284 What? 474 00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:54,187 Do it. 475 00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:58,358 Make me feel alive. 476 00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:00,827 [Hugh] It is so good to feel alive, like really buzzing and light 477 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:03,363 and connected on the cellular level. 'Cause like what is life? 478 00:26:03,463 --> 00:26:06,332 Is time really linear, or in a way, we're just living through everything 479 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:07,534 that ever happened all at the same time? 480 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,702 Shut the up! 481 00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:18,111 [speaking in Albanian] 482 00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:23,183 It's all there. 483 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,921 you, *****. 484 00:26:34,194 --> 00:26:35,628 [door closes] 485 00:26:37,564 --> 00:26:42,702 -[laughs] ing hell. -[laughter] 486 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:46,706 You sold him back his own coke. [laughs] 487 00:26:49,409 --> 00:26:51,211 You're ing mad. 488 00:26:58,184 --> 00:26:59,586 All right. Listen. 489 00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:01,454 If your bad batch spooked your customers, 490 00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:03,423 there's work for you here. 491 00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:06,326 I could do with people who can think on their feet, huh. 492 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:18,710 -Ow! -Whoo, that was real. 493 00:27:18,171 --> 00:27:19,339 My heart's going haywire. 494 00:27:19,406 --> 00:27:20,740 . What the ? 495 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:25,450 Guys. Guys. I'm so sorry. I think I'm actually gonna die. 496 00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:27,280 Hey, hey, you were so good. 497 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,582 -No, no, you don't understand. -You've committed. It was inspiring. 498 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:31,618 -I don't do drugs. -Jesus Christ! What the ? 499 00:27:31,685 --> 00:27:32,519 What the ? 500 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,290 [Billings] All you had to do was buy the cigarettes. 501 00:27:37,357 --> 00:27:41,194 But no, you come back bleeding, coked up, and covered in sick. 502 00:27:41,294 --> 00:27:42,962 Fly could have killed you. 503 00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:44,564 I'm really sorry. 504 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,768 But he didn't. 505 00:27:52,405 --> 00:27:53,907 You have to go back in. 506 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,410 What? 507 00:27:55,108 --> 00:27:57,444 You could infiltrate his crew. 508 00:27:57,544 --> 00:27:59,879 Fly moves 10 mil a year. 509 00:27:59,946 --> 00:28:04,117 If you get tabs on his next deal, my God, 510 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:05,785 that'll be huge for the Met. 511 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:08,421 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We almost died. 512 00:28:08,488 --> 00:28:11,570 -I think I still might. -I mean, we were pretty damn good. 513 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:13,827 Marlon, no ing way. This is getting completely out of control. 514 00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:16,396 Okay. Okay. Forget the police. 515 00:28:16,496 --> 00:28:17,864 This could be huge for you. 516 00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:22,369 "Improv comics take down criminal empire." 517 00:28:22,435 --> 00:28:26,373 You heard of Donnie Brasco? Serpico? Yeah? 518 00:28:26,439 --> 00:28:27,941 You'd be heroes. 519 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,478 How many rejections have you faced? 520 00:28:32,645 --> 00:28:35,949 How many times have you been made to feel like a nobody? 521 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:40,186 Today, I saw what you could do. 522 00:28:43,356 --> 00:28:45,191 Don't you want the world to see? 523 00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:50,730 [upbeat music playing] 524 00:28:53,266 --> 00:28:54,401 [gunshot] 525 00:29:02,609 --> 00:29:07,480 Penetrating Fly's gang takes you well beyond the remit of this program. 526 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:09,482 You're going deep cover. 527 00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:11,151 To all intents and purposes, 528 00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:13,687 you are Bonnie, 529 00:29:13,787 --> 00:29:16,423 Roach, and The Squire. 530 00:29:16,489 --> 00:29:20,493 The only person who knows your real identities is me. 531 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,830 Now, the rules of undercover policing are simple. 532 00:29:23,897 --> 00:29:26,320 Never break character. Say yes. 533 00:29:26,990 --> 00:29:28,668 And always, always trust your partner. 534 00:29:28,735 --> 00:29:32,372 Remember, we need info on Fly's next supply deal. 535 00:29:34,741 --> 00:29:36,760 I need to frisk ya. 536 00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:38,611 -[Billings] So, trust your skills. -You need to off. 537 00:29:38,712 --> 00:29:40,146 [Billings] Trust each other. 538 00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:42,182 -He stutter? -[Billings] And trust me, 539 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:43,950 you will be heroes. 540 00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:49,189 Thank you. 541 00:29:57,397 --> 00:29:58,498 Fly's back there. 542 00:30:04,671 --> 00:30:06,720 A lady in need. 543 00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:07,741 'Cause I need a man? 544 00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:12,479 No. God, no. You are a fantastic, strong, uh, bull. 545 00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:19,190 No, I just meant, uh, a lady in need of a--of a bigger challenge. 546 00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:20,420 That's what I... 547 00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:21,588 [indistinct chatter] 548 00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:24,858 -Yeah. -[Marlon clears throat] 549 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:28,661 Ah, it's the city slickers. 550 00:30:29,796 --> 00:30:30,964 Wondered if you'd show. 551 00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:33,233 Yeah. We're gonna close up shop for a while. 552 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,350 Lay low. 553 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:37,837 Well, there's nothing really doing right now. 554 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:39,939 But... 555 00:30:41,608 --> 00:30:45,378 this prick owes me 20 grand. 556 00:30:45,445 --> 00:30:47,781 I want you to go and shake him down. 557 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:52,352 Oh, Pinot noir, lovely drop. 558 00:30:52,452 --> 00:30:55,210 Yeah, it's smooth, with a chocolate finish. 559 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:57,223 You're strange. 560 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:59,250 But also polite. 561 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,460 And well dressed. 562 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:02,696 You remind me of that movie. 563 00:31:02,796 --> 00:31:04,297 Bond? 564 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,599 Paddington. 565 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,101 Yes. 566 00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:10,300 Yeah. Uh, so we're going. 567 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:14,207 Um, for what it's worth, you're quite strange, too. 568 00:31:16,276 --> 00:31:18,278 So, we don't actually do this? 569 00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:19,479 [Billings] Of course, you do. 570 00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:22,682 Pass the test, go deeper, gain Fly's trust. 571 00:31:22,782 --> 00:31:24,851 I really don't like the sound of it, what if he's got a gun? 572 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,753 Mm. Maybe we should go in strapped. 573 00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:28,755 "Strapped," Marlon? What are you talking about? 574 00:31:28,822 --> 00:31:31,524 It's what Roach would say. Please don't pull me out of character. 575 00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:34,294 Listen, this bozo's not gonna with Fly. 576 00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:37,397 And I'm on standby in case it goes south, but it won't. 577 00:31:37,497 --> 00:31:39,532 Worst case, we've got The Squire. 578 00:31:39,599 --> 00:31:41,670 That doesn't even mean anything. 579 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:44,400 [Billings] You're gonna be fine. Low risk, high reward. 580 00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:46,172 Now, shut the up and go. 581 00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:48,742 [Hugh] What if he doesn't pay? 582 00:31:48,808 --> 00:31:51,978 I'll make him. This 's crossed me too many times. 583 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:53,613 Do you know him? Is he violent? 584 00:31:53,713 --> 00:31:55,281 Just ignore him. He's being method. 585 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:57,684 I'm sorry. What happened to "commit to your character"? 586 00:31:57,784 --> 00:32:00,353 If things go sideways, just throw in a grenade. 587 00:32:00,453 --> 00:32:02,188 -A grenade? -A curveball. 588 00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:03,690 Something he won't see coming. 589 00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:05,959 -[Hugh groans] -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, listen. 590 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:09,290 But most important is trust your gut, remember? 591 00:32:09,129 --> 00:32:10,397 Mm-hmm. 592 00:32:10,497 --> 00:32:11,831 Right. 593 00:32:11,898 --> 00:32:14,734 Time to get revenge for what happened in Milan. 594 00:32:17,203 --> 00:32:18,571 It's this way. 595 00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:24,911 Roach has no sense of direction. Interesting. 596 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:26,980 [microwave beeping] 597 00:32:39,693 --> 00:32:41,561 Where's the ing cash, Sagar? 598 00:32:41,661 --> 00:32:42,996 Hey, hey, hey, easy, easy. 599 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,131 Give us the money and we leave you in peace. 600 00:32:45,198 --> 00:32:46,499 Tell Fly I'm good for it. 601 00:32:46,566 --> 00:32:48,601 Oh. So we're doing this the hard way? 602 00:32:49,669 --> 00:32:51,104 You want The Squire? 603 00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:52,405 Who's The Squire? 604 00:32:53,907 --> 00:32:55,108 Um... 605 00:33:02,916 --> 00:33:04,584 -[bottle clangs] -Sorry. 606 00:33:06,853 --> 00:33:08,188 [groans] 607 00:33:08,288 --> 00:33:09,756 What the ? 608 00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:12,459 Hold him down. Take his **** out. 609 00:33:12,525 --> 00:33:14,661 -[Sagar] Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. -Hold him down. 610 00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:17,564 -Take his ing **** out! -Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Stop. Stop. 611 00:33:18,865 --> 00:33:20,330 I have it. 612 00:33:22,836 --> 00:33:24,404 Where'd you think you're going? 613 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:26,606 The cash is in my gym bag. 614 00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:29,376 Oh, yeah? 615 00:33:31,945 --> 00:33:32,879 This gym bag? 616 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:35,115 Holy shit. 617 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:36,916 Were you gonna shank us, Sagar? 618 00:33:36,983 --> 00:33:38,518 Youse lot need to calm down. 619 00:33:38,618 --> 00:33:40,520 Hey, I ain't going nowhere. 620 00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:42,589 But there's something you should know. 621 00:33:49,562 --> 00:33:52,365 -[Marlon] Shit. - you, idiots. 622 00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:55,869 Ooh. 623 00:33:55,935 --> 00:33:57,237 . 624 00:34:02,409 --> 00:34:04,377 Hey, maybe he's not dead. 625 00:34:05,879 --> 00:34:08,248 -Sagar, Sagar, mate. -[Kat] He's definitely dead. 626 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:09,849 What the did we do? 627 00:34:09,949 --> 00:34:13,286 -No, no, no, no, no. Christ. No. -[siren wailing] 628 00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:16,556 Come on. Let's get this cash back to Fly. 629 00:34:18,391 --> 00:34:19,793 Marlon. 630 00:34:19,859 --> 00:34:21,327 Need proof of death. 631 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:30,570 Mess with the bull, you get the horns. 632 00:34:33,673 --> 00:34:35,575 Stay calm, these things happen. 633 00:34:35,642 --> 00:34:37,444 No. Sorry, this has never happened to me. 634 00:34:37,544 --> 00:34:38,712 That's what you signed up for. 635 00:34:38,778 --> 00:34:40,647 We did not sign up to kill people. 636 00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:42,349 He chose to run and we just-- 637 00:34:42,449 --> 00:34:44,250 Threatened to iron his dick? 638 00:34:44,317 --> 00:34:46,920 -I told you not to escalate. -It's where the scene went. 639 00:34:46,986 --> 00:34:50,123 It's not a scene anymore, Marlon. This is real. 640 00:34:50,190 --> 00:34:51,224 [Billings] Exactly. 641 00:34:51,324 --> 00:34:53,727 So, get your head straight, the lot of you. 642 00:34:53,827 --> 00:34:57,497 'Cause otherwise you won't die on stage, you'll ing die. 643 00:34:57,564 --> 00:35:00,433 I'll clean things up this end. You go back to Fly, 644 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,769 take responsibility for the hit. 645 00:35:02,869 --> 00:35:03,770 He'll trust you now. 646 00:35:03,870 --> 00:35:05,505 Eyes on the prize, Bonnie. 647 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,410 That's not good for your sleep pattern. 648 00:35:10,477 --> 00:35:13,146 We saw a man die, Hugh, pick your battles. 649 00:35:14,314 --> 00:35:16,950 [siren wails] 650 00:35:17,170 --> 00:35:18,918 What we got? 651 00:35:18,985 --> 00:35:21,187 Hit-and-run. Unknown male. 652 00:35:25,992 --> 00:35:27,227 He's not unknown. 653 00:35:27,327 --> 00:35:28,728 I'm sorry I'm late. 654 00:35:28,828 --> 00:35:30,163 Over or under? 655 00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:31,531 Under, surely. 656 00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:34,000 Yes. Okay. Hello. 657 00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:39,105 Hi, uh, Inspector. 658 00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:40,974 I'm Robin Beverly, 659 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:42,942 I'm your new deputy. 660 00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:46,813 Just wait till City Hall get a load of this, huh? 661 00:35:46,913 --> 00:35:47,881 What? 662 00:35:49,249 --> 00:35:51,918 Uh, wait till City Hall get a load of this? 663 00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:54,421 Just as in, "quite serious." 664 00:35:55,789 --> 00:35:57,624 I mean, someone's dead, right? 665 00:35:57,691 --> 00:36:00,600 Not just someone. The Iceman. 666 00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:04,330 A notorious gangland assassin who's had us chasing shadows for years. 667 00:36:04,397 --> 00:36:06,766 "Chasing shadows." This is too wet to write on, 668 00:36:06,866 --> 00:36:09,690 so that's actually--there's the culprit. 669 00:36:09,169 --> 00:36:11,438 And then he gets mown down by some random drunk? 670 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,908 What aren't we seeing? 671 00:36:16,976 --> 00:36:19,790 Jesus. 672 00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:22,649 So, this is where you've been hiding. 673 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,923 He was chased by assailants. 674 00:36:34,327 --> 00:36:35,528 Persuasive ones. 675 00:36:37,330 --> 00:36:38,932 -Twisted. -[forensic examiner] Sir, 676 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,835 neighbors saw three figures standing over the body 677 00:36:41,901 --> 00:36:44,700 taking pictures of it and talking to it. 678 00:36:45,572 --> 00:36:46,606 Who are these psychos? 679 00:36:46,706 --> 00:36:47,941 A redheaded woman, 680 00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:50,243 a thug in an army jacket, 681 00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:52,779 and a smartly dressed South Asian male. 682 00:36:54,881 --> 00:36:57,751 No one in town would dare go after The Iceman. 683 00:36:57,817 --> 00:36:59,190 These guys are new. 684 00:37:00,653 --> 00:37:01,821 These guys are different. 685 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:08,561 He wouldn't pay. He tried to run. 686 00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:12,665 So, The Squire offered him a bottle of something nice and broken. 687 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:16,870 Hmm. You iced The Iceman. 688 00:37:16,936 --> 00:37:18,438 -Who's that? -The Iceman? 689 00:37:19,839 --> 00:37:21,641 Sagar was a hitman. 690 00:37:21,741 --> 00:37:23,576 In his prime, he was one of the best. 691 00:37:24,878 --> 00:37:27,113 I had to check you were the real deal. 692 00:37:27,213 --> 00:37:28,648 And clearly you are. 693 00:37:28,748 --> 00:37:30,650 That's your cut. 694 00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:33,353 I'm glad we've got the foreplay out of the way. 695 00:37:33,453 --> 00:37:38,692 So, you're giving us a when and where for the major league shit? 696 00:37:38,792 --> 00:37:41,194 Maybe we should go work for the Albanians. 697 00:37:42,395 --> 00:37:45,165 When the next shipment firms up, 698 00:37:45,231 --> 00:37:46,599 you'll know about it. 699 00:37:47,701 --> 00:37:48,835 Yeah. That all? 700 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:50,937 No. 701 00:37:52,739 --> 00:37:55,800 It's always one who can't hold their drink. 702 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:56,643 And it's the ing yank! 703 00:37:56,710 --> 00:37:59,579 -Yeah, it is drama. -You're getting all silly. 704 00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:01,414 -Kat? -Well, wait. 705 00:38:02,849 --> 00:38:06,419 Harriet, hi. Shit. Oh, my. Hi. 706 00:38:06,519 --> 00:38:07,987 Hello. 707 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,570 [Harriet] Are you--are you okay? 708 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:12,292 Yeah, I'm great. 709 00:38:12,392 --> 00:38:16,620 I'm just--tonight I'm out with some colleagues. 710 00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:19,165 Thought you said you couldn't come tonight because you had an audition? 711 00:38:19,265 --> 00:38:22,268 -Audition? -Yeah. 712 00:38:22,335 --> 00:38:25,380 You know, the Iceman. 713 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:27,741 "The Iceman Cometh"? Eugene O'Neill? 714 00:38:27,841 --> 00:38:29,909 -Oh, lovely. -Who are these birds? 715 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:31,544 Birds? Wow. 716 00:38:32,812 --> 00:38:36,820 Um, they're just, you know, some random banker *****es. 717 00:38:36,182 --> 00:38:38,885 -Huh? -Well, off you pop, girls. 718 00:38:38,952 --> 00:38:42,322 -She's not selling tonight. -Kat, why don't you come with us? 719 00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:44,824 The do they keep saying Kat? 720 00:38:44,924 --> 00:38:46,593 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 721 00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:49,329 It's a nickname, Ket, like, you know, Ketamine. 722 00:38:49,429 --> 00:38:51,164 You're doing Ketamine? 723 00:38:51,264 --> 00:38:53,166 -Oh, my God. -No. No. 724 00:38:53,266 --> 00:38:55,468 No. You should just-- 725 00:38:55,535 --> 00:38:57,437 you should just--you should go. 726 00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:02,800 Kat, don't turn to drugs 727 00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:04,577 just 'cause life hasn't turned out how you hoped. 728 00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:06,513 No one can make a living in comedy. 729 00:39:06,579 --> 00:39:08,948 Oh, off. 730 00:39:09,490 --> 00:39:14,921 I'm actually doing something incredible right now. 731 00:39:14,988 --> 00:39:18,958 Kat, this isn't a joke. These aren't our kind of people. 732 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:20,126 [all gasp] 733 00:39:20,226 --> 00:39:21,394 She told you nice. 734 00:39:21,461 --> 00:39:24,998 [Fly laughs] 735 00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:27,934 Come on. We're going. Going. 736 00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:29,536 [Fly] ing fiends. 737 00:39:29,636 --> 00:39:32,639 [upbeat music playing] 738 00:39:34,841 --> 00:39:36,409 Happy birthday, boss. 739 00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:40,547 Right. 740 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:44,551 So how'd you get in the game anyway? 741 00:39:44,617 --> 00:39:46,190 You? 742 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,155 I've got bodies buried in 15 states. 743 00:39:49,255 --> 00:39:50,890 I don't really do backstory. 744 00:39:52,559 --> 00:39:53,560 I do. 745 00:39:54,828 --> 00:39:58,131 Oh, yeah? What's your story, Roach? 746 00:39:58,198 --> 00:39:59,599 I've traveled, brother. 747 00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:03,970 Ran away from my parents when I was five. 748 00:40:05,305 --> 00:40:09,709 By the time acne was kicking in, I was a stable boy in Zurich. 749 00:40:11,578 --> 00:40:13,580 That's where I grew entranced 750 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,490 by those beasts' ancient power. 751 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:18,585 They spoke to me. 752 00:40:19,886 --> 00:40:21,788 I became their agent of destruction, 753 00:40:21,888 --> 00:40:25,325 burning rival barns, spoiling their smithies. 754 00:40:25,425 --> 00:40:27,961 By the time I'd learned to palm an ace of spades, 755 00:40:28,610 --> 00:40:31,765 well, Monte Carlo couldn't come quick enough. 756 00:40:35,301 --> 00:40:36,636 Except it did. 757 00:40:37,637 --> 00:40:40,507 But you sound like you're from the North? 758 00:40:40,573 --> 00:40:42,475 Then I lived in Manchester for years. 759 00:40:45,578 --> 00:40:47,580 If I didn't know you were the real deal, 760 00:40:48,682 --> 00:40:50,717 I'd still think you were full of shit. 761 00:40:51,951 --> 00:40:55,722 [all laugh] 762 00:40:57,590 --> 00:40:58,892 What about you, Squire? 763 00:41:00,493 --> 00:41:03,196 Well, I worked somewhere 764 00:41:03,296 --> 00:41:06,199 where people treated me like shit. 765 00:41:06,299 --> 00:41:07,934 Banker scum. 766 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:09,836 Yeah. 767 00:41:09,936 --> 00:41:12,372 I guess I felt pretty alone. 768 00:41:12,472 --> 00:41:15,208 Then I met these guys. 769 00:41:15,308 --> 00:41:17,711 I decided to try something new, 770 00:41:17,811 --> 00:41:22,182 something dangerous, 771 00:41:22,248 --> 00:41:23,883 and now I'm not so alone. 772 00:41:25,952 --> 00:41:28,540 How about you, Fly? 773 00:41:28,121 --> 00:41:29,923 My old man was in the game. 774 00:41:29,989 --> 00:41:31,910 Hmm. 775 00:41:31,157 --> 00:41:32,726 He got shot by a copper. 776 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,630 My mom went with this right piece of shit. 777 00:41:37,697 --> 00:41:39,432 Horrible ******* he was. 778 00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:40,800 Proper bully. 779 00:41:40,867 --> 00:41:43,300 I left home when I was 14. 780 00:41:43,103 --> 00:41:46,873 I'd thought I'll make my own way in the world 781 00:41:46,973 --> 00:41:50,910 so my little girl never has to go through all the shit that I had to. 782 00:41:51,110 --> 00:41:52,178 You have a daughter? 783 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,881 Yeah. 784 00:41:54,948 --> 00:41:56,349 She's in Portugal. 785 00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:58,885 It's a different life. 786 00:41:58,952 --> 00:42:01,454 It's like the beach after school 787 00:42:01,554 --> 00:42:03,256 and fishing at the weekends. 788 00:42:03,323 --> 00:42:04,724 You got the sunshine. 789 00:42:04,791 --> 00:42:05,792 [Kat] Hmm. 790 00:42:07,627 --> 00:42:09,829 I don't really like people knowing about her. 791 00:42:11,297 --> 00:42:12,699 Then why'd you tell us? 792 00:42:15,301 --> 00:42:16,936 [phone vibrates] 793 00:42:19,339 --> 00:42:21,740 It's Metcalfe. 794 00:42:21,174 --> 00:42:22,475 [Marlon] Metcalfe? 795 00:42:22,542 --> 00:42:24,770 Who's Metcalfe? 796 00:42:24,177 --> 00:42:25,478 The boss. 797 00:42:25,545 --> 00:42:27,414 He wants to talk. 798 00:42:27,514 --> 00:42:28,682 With all of us. 799 00:42:30,216 --> 00:42:31,518 Let's get cleaned up. 800 00:42:31,584 --> 00:42:34,587 [intense music playing] 801 00:42:59,145 --> 00:43:00,113 [man] No! 802 00:43:01,715 --> 00:43:03,383 No! [grunting] 803 00:43:03,450 --> 00:43:06,219 When we get in there, don't talk to him. 804 00:43:07,987 --> 00:43:09,989 You don't even look at him, all right? 805 00:43:14,961 --> 00:43:16,363 [door opens] 806 00:43:19,666 --> 00:43:25,500 ♪ Jenga, Jenga, Jenga, Jenga ♪ 807 00:43:25,710 --> 00:43:28,174 What a wonderful game, eh? 808 00:43:28,241 --> 00:43:30,430 A minute to learn, 809 00:43:30,143 --> 00:43:32,245 a lifetime to master. 810 00:43:32,345 --> 00:43:35,215 And tell me, how many other games are suitable 811 00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:39,285 for teaching important truths about the human condition? 812 00:43:39,386 --> 00:43:42,956 Order is delicate. 813 00:43:44,758 --> 00:43:46,920 Come on, Fly. Your turn. 814 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:57,137 Just remember, slightest miscalculation 815 00:43:58,238 --> 00:44:00,507 and everything you've built 816 00:44:00,573 --> 00:44:02,409 comes tumbling down. 817 00:44:09,916 --> 00:44:10,917 Another one. 818 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:16,790 I heard you pinched from the Albanians. 819 00:44:16,890 --> 00:44:19,659 And then with the help of the three stooges here, 820 00:44:19,759 --> 00:44:21,227 you sold it back to them? 821 00:44:21,294 --> 00:44:22,629 Bit of a result actually. 822 00:44:22,696 --> 00:44:23,963 No. 823 00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:28,835 Until they ran it through their labs and found out it was theirs. 824 00:44:28,935 --> 00:44:31,371 Miscalculation, Fly. 825 00:44:31,471 --> 00:44:33,206 -How'd you know? -They told me. 826 00:44:34,207 --> 00:44:35,909 I'm in business with them. 827 00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:38,211 -You made peace with the Albanians? -Mm-hmm. 828 00:44:39,746 --> 00:44:41,348 Another one. 829 00:44:41,414 --> 00:44:45,510 I was brokering a deal to make them my exclusive coke people, 830 00:44:45,118 --> 00:44:46,219 triple my supply. 831 00:44:46,286 --> 00:44:49,890 But suddenly my phone calls are not being answered. 832 00:44:49,155 --> 00:44:52,826 And I found out it's because of youse, 833 00:44:52,926 --> 00:44:55,428 youse, and youse. 834 00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:01,835 Who the are they? 835 00:45:01,935 --> 00:45:03,436 They're legit. 836 00:45:03,503 --> 00:45:04,838 They did in the Iceman. 837 00:45:04,904 --> 00:45:07,974 Oh, a pensioner who could barely do his own shoelaces. 838 00:45:08,410 --> 00:45:09,976 Whoopty ing do. 839 00:45:10,430 --> 00:45:13,513 All right. Look, I ed up, right? 840 00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:15,810 I'll talk to the Albanians. 841 00:45:15,181 --> 00:45:18,385 That'd be a short conversation, Fly, 'cause they want you dead. 842 00:45:18,451 --> 00:45:21,870 I'll talk to them. 843 00:45:21,187 --> 00:45:24,958 But just in case I'm not as charming as I used to be, 844 00:45:25,580 --> 00:45:27,600 you'll find me a new supply. 845 00:45:28,328 --> 00:45:29,329 [door opens] 846 00:45:37,303 --> 00:45:39,839 What, you never seen a rat before? 847 00:45:39,906 --> 00:45:42,909 [upbeat music playing] 848 00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:44,544 Pull us out. We're done. 849 00:45:44,644 --> 00:45:45,712 I need a gun. 850 00:45:45,812 --> 00:45:49,616 Listen, you got deeper in two days than we've managed in two years. 851 00:45:49,716 --> 00:45:52,852 -You can't quit now. -Metcalfe's ing insane. 852 00:45:52,919 --> 00:45:55,221 He just killed someone right in front of us. 853 00:45:55,288 --> 00:45:57,157 -Tell him I need a gun. -[Billings] I'm escalating this end. 854 00:45:57,257 --> 00:45:58,992 Full tactical unit on standby. 855 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:01,428 This is gonna be even bigger than we imagined. 856 00:46:01,494 --> 00:46:03,530 -No. -Stay in. 857 00:46:10,437 --> 00:46:12,720 [Beverly] Sir? 858 00:46:12,172 --> 00:46:13,840 You're gonna wanna take a look at this. 859 00:46:16,976 --> 00:46:20,246 [chuckles] Sorry. I just always wanted to say that, so-- 860 00:46:20,347 --> 00:46:22,682 Oh, God. What a hoot. 861 00:46:22,749 --> 00:46:24,250 Which department did you come from? 862 00:46:24,351 --> 00:46:26,252 Waterways. 863 00:46:26,353 --> 00:46:29,122 Yeah, rivers, streams. 864 00:46:29,222 --> 00:46:30,790 That's a hell of a promotion. 865 00:46:30,890 --> 00:46:32,826 Is your dad the commissioner or something? 866 00:46:32,926 --> 00:46:37,970 [chuckles] No. Um, it's my uncle. 867 00:46:39,165 --> 00:46:40,500 It's from Surveillance. 868 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,602 [Dawes] What have we got here? 869 00:46:42,669 --> 00:46:44,204 Hello, Skender. 870 00:46:44,304 --> 00:46:46,306 -Baddie? -He killed my last partner. 871 00:46:46,373 --> 00:46:47,474 Baddie. 872 00:46:47,540 --> 00:46:49,509 Goes into Fly's. 873 00:46:49,576 --> 00:46:51,144 Comes out in one piece. 874 00:46:54,214 --> 00:46:55,448 So does Fly. 875 00:46:58,618 --> 00:47:00,954 It was a sit-down. That makes no sense. They hate each other. 876 00:47:01,540 --> 00:47:02,389 Nobody could make them-- 877 00:47:02,455 --> 00:47:04,758 [intense music playing] 878 00:47:04,824 --> 00:47:06,459 Oh, shit. 879 00:47:07,927 --> 00:47:08,928 [exhales] 880 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,936 Are they in charge? 881 00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:20,240 They execute the Iceman to make a statement. 882 00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:23,243 Then broker a deal between two rivals to let everyone know 883 00:47:23,343 --> 00:47:25,178 -that they're the new-- -Top boy. 884 00:47:27,547 --> 00:47:28,748 Yeah, and girl. 885 00:47:30,283 --> 00:47:31,785 -And another boy. -I understood what you meant. 886 00:47:31,885 --> 00:47:34,621 -Yes. Yeah. -These guys are not just guns for hire. 887 00:47:36,423 --> 00:47:38,910 They're pulling the strings. 888 00:47:38,158 --> 00:47:41,161 [intense music playing] 889 00:47:46,866 --> 00:47:47,967 Right. 890 00:47:48,340 --> 00:47:50,360 Metcalfe wants a new supply. 891 00:47:50,136 --> 00:47:52,839 Someone we know Stratford way's had a shipment come in. 892 00:47:52,906 --> 00:47:54,474 -K-Lash? -Yeah. 893 00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:56,309 What's the deal with K-Lash? 894 00:47:56,376 --> 00:47:59,846 Well, let's just say we have history. 895 00:47:59,913 --> 00:48:01,214 So you're gonna do the deal. 896 00:48:01,281 --> 00:48:02,582 You have a little taste. 897 00:48:02,682 --> 00:48:05,352 If it's good, you buy the lot, all right? 898 00:48:06,853 --> 00:48:07,921 Shosh will drop you. 899 00:48:12,158 --> 00:48:14,394 Are we sure this is it? Where are street signs? 900 00:48:15,695 --> 00:48:17,797 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell is that? 901 00:48:17,864 --> 00:48:20,330 If things go sideways, throw in a grenade. 902 00:48:20,133 --> 00:48:22,102 Not a literal grenade. 903 00:48:22,168 --> 00:48:24,671 Out here, what's the difference? 904 00:48:24,738 --> 00:48:27,700 Hey. Are you good? 905 00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:29,242 Look at me. 906 00:48:32,245 --> 00:48:33,713 Are you good? 907 00:48:33,780 --> 00:48:35,782 Yeah, Bonnie. I'm good. 908 00:48:35,882 --> 00:48:37,717 Easiest drug deal ever. 909 00:48:37,784 --> 00:48:40,286 ♪ No gyal can tell me 'bout my mother ♪ 910 00:48:40,387 --> 00:48:42,622 ♪ 16 shot, we go longer than a ladder ♪ 911 00:48:42,722 --> 00:48:45,580 ♪ Dem nuh fi talk bout the real don dada ♪ 912 00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:46,226 Yo, K? 913 00:48:46,292 --> 00:48:47,727 ♪ Put body inna pot dem a bun like grabba ♪ 914 00:48:47,794 --> 00:48:50,196 ♪ No boy can diss me or my mother ♪ 915 00:48:51,531 --> 00:48:53,199 What? 916 00:48:53,299 --> 00:48:54,300 We're buyers. 917 00:48:55,368 --> 00:48:57,170 You want food, yeah? 918 00:48:57,270 --> 00:48:59,139 No food. Drugs. 919 00:48:59,205 --> 00:49:01,207 [laughter] 920 00:49:01,307 --> 00:49:02,709 How much you want? 921 00:49:02,809 --> 00:49:05,745 Are we talking Colombian? Bolivian? 922 00:49:05,845 --> 00:49:07,414 French? 923 00:49:07,514 --> 00:49:09,249 Did you say French? 924 00:49:09,349 --> 00:49:10,583 Nitro, innit? 925 00:49:10,684 --> 00:49:12,218 -Nitro? -Nangs. 926 00:49:18,224 --> 00:49:20,293 -Laughing gas. -No, no. 927 00:49:21,761 --> 00:49:24,464 -We need coke. -We ain't got no coke. Just nangs. 928 00:49:24,531 --> 00:49:26,366 Oi, buy the gear or off. 929 00:49:26,466 --> 00:49:27,701 Is that even illegal? 930 00:49:27,801 --> 00:49:29,469 Not to possess. Just to supply. 931 00:49:29,536 --> 00:49:31,971 Ozzy, these ****heads are chatting like feds. Are you lot feds? 932 00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:33,239 Would a fed have this? 933 00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:34,808 [indistinct chatter] 934 00:49:34,874 --> 00:49:35,875 What are you sayin'? 935 00:49:37,577 --> 00:49:38,578 What are you sayin'? 936 00:49:42,515 --> 00:49:46,860 I'm saying we're here for class As, not party balloons. 937 00:49:46,186 --> 00:49:47,754 So unless you've got something serious to share, 938 00:49:47,821 --> 00:49:50,457 we'll leave you pricks to your ing sleepover. 939 00:49:50,557 --> 00:49:52,258 [both gasp] 940 00:49:55,795 --> 00:49:56,963 [K-Lash] What you sayin' now? 941 00:49:58,264 --> 00:49:59,265 Hmm? 942 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:02,135 What are you saying now? 943 00:50:02,202 --> 00:50:03,970 Here's what I'm saying now. 944 00:50:06,473 --> 00:50:07,574 Roach. 945 00:50:07,674 --> 00:50:09,976 Roach, ing chill. 946 00:50:11,845 --> 00:50:13,780 It's a ing grenade, guys. 947 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,554 [squeaky toy sound] 948 00:50:26,226 --> 00:50:31,364 -[squeaks] -[laughs] 949 00:50:31,464 --> 00:50:33,633 Oh, mate. 950 00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:35,101 Okay. Run! 951 00:50:35,168 --> 00:50:37,170 [indistinct screaming] 952 00:50:52,886 --> 00:50:54,587 It's locked. 953 00:50:54,654 --> 00:50:56,990 [Hugh screaming] 954 00:50:57,900 --> 00:50:58,892 I can't hold them. Go! 955 00:51:08,868 --> 00:51:10,103 Are you lost? 956 00:51:10,170 --> 00:51:11,204 What the hell? 957 00:51:16,309 --> 00:51:17,410 They're coming! They're coming! 958 00:51:17,510 --> 00:51:18,578 -They're coming! -Go, go, go, go, go! 959 00:51:18,678 --> 00:51:19,679 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 960 00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:25,850 [indistinct screaming] 961 00:51:36,129 --> 00:51:37,530 Oh, shit! 962 00:51:39,766 --> 00:51:40,867 What the ? 963 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:42,369 How did this pass Building Control? 964 00:51:42,469 --> 00:51:43,870 -I always knew it would end like this. -Okay. Okay. You got us. 965 00:51:43,970 --> 00:51:45,238 Don't shank me. Don't shank her. Just don't shank any of us. 966 00:51:45,338 --> 00:51:48,174 -Just stop it. -Shh. 967 00:51:54,114 --> 00:51:56,216 -We're done, yeah? -[door opens] 968 00:51:56,282 --> 00:51:58,184 Police! Hit the ground! 969 00:51:58,251 --> 00:52:00,253 [indistinct chatter] 970 00:52:05,925 --> 00:52:07,127 Finally. 971 00:52:07,227 --> 00:52:09,963 Where's the coke, huh? 972 00:52:13,666 --> 00:52:14,801 Nangs? 973 00:52:14,868 --> 00:52:16,936 We need help. Marlon's cut. 974 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:18,338 -Stay still. Stay still. -Leave it. Leave it. 975 00:52:18,405 --> 00:52:20,507 It only scars if you let it bleed. 976 00:52:20,573 --> 00:52:22,175 What the 's this? 977 00:52:23,510 --> 00:52:24,577 Where is the money? 978 00:52:24,678 --> 00:52:26,460 It's here. Jesus Christ. 979 00:52:28,782 --> 00:52:29,849 That's it? 980 00:52:31,785 --> 00:52:33,860 I thought this was big. 981 00:52:33,186 --> 00:52:34,487 It was just a taste. 982 00:52:34,587 --> 00:52:36,656 Oh, in' hell. 983 00:52:38,591 --> 00:52:39,592 Wait. 984 00:52:41,928 --> 00:52:44,970 Where's the tactical unit? 985 00:52:44,164 --> 00:52:45,832 Uh, it's complicated. 986 00:52:45,932 --> 00:52:48,100 Now, get out of here. I've got to clean this lot up. 987 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,503 No, no, no, no, no. 988 00:52:51,705 --> 00:52:54,374 We're not putting our lives on the line for a dirty cop. 989 00:52:58,645 --> 00:53:01,181 Oh. You want out, do you? 990 00:53:02,716 --> 00:53:05,785 Go back to comedy like there's no dead body in the morgue? 991 00:53:06,886 --> 00:53:08,888 You killed a man. 992 00:53:08,955 --> 00:53:10,156 Working for you. 993 00:53:10,256 --> 00:53:12,892 They don't know that. You're deep cover. 994 00:53:12,959 --> 00:53:14,994 As far as they're concerned, you work for Fly. 995 00:53:16,329 --> 00:53:18,331 [laughs] ing idiots. 996 00:53:18,431 --> 00:53:20,834 And I sent you back in to pay for my retirement. 997 00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:24,270 And I chose actors 998 00:53:24,337 --> 00:53:27,974 because you're the only ones desperate enough to say yes. 999 00:53:29,142 --> 00:53:32,746 So until I see a real payday, 1000 00:53:32,846 --> 00:53:34,114 you're staying in. 1001 00:53:34,214 --> 00:53:36,249 - off! -You got no choice. 1002 00:53:37,384 --> 00:53:39,252 All the files that ID you 1003 00:53:39,352 --> 00:53:42,489 as legitimate moles are encrypted right here. 1004 00:53:44,257 --> 00:53:45,492 Go ahead. Take it. 1005 00:53:47,227 --> 00:53:50,263 Yeah. [chuckles] 1006 00:53:50,330 --> 00:53:52,632 So we understand each other. 1007 00:53:52,699 --> 00:53:54,367 I'm getting what I need, 1008 00:53:54,467 --> 00:53:58,138 and until then if I say "jump," you say "how--" 1009 00:53:58,204 --> 00:53:59,406 [gunshot] 1010 00:53:59,506 --> 00:54:01,875 [Kat gasps] 1011 00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:14,421 ing cops. 1012 00:54:21,294 --> 00:54:22,395 Let's get him out of here. 1013 00:54:24,698 --> 00:54:27,934 ing laughing gas? 1014 00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:29,202 I had bad intel. 1015 00:54:29,302 --> 00:54:32,872 Unlike the piggie wiggie here who somehow knew to be there. 1016 00:54:32,972 --> 00:54:34,374 I think he was tipped. 1017 00:54:35,809 --> 00:54:36,876 That's why I went in. 1018 00:54:36,976 --> 00:54:39,245 I saw his car outside the club last week. 1019 00:54:41,810 --> 00:54:42,549 Someone's flipped. 1020 00:54:42,615 --> 00:54:44,351 Ooh. 1021 00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:46,519 Hunting season. 1022 00:54:49,923 --> 00:54:52,625 The Glorious 12th for Grouse, 1023 00:54:52,726 --> 00:54:55,895 and the Partridge in September, and Pheasants in October, 1024 00:54:55,962 --> 00:55:00,330 and it's any ing time for rats, right, Fly? 1025 00:55:01,368 --> 00:55:02,369 Right. 1026 00:55:03,603 --> 00:55:05,538 You know what they say? 1027 00:55:05,638 --> 00:55:09,175 Longer the tail, louder the squeak. 1028 00:55:09,242 --> 00:55:11,344 What you gotta say for yourself, young man? 1029 00:55:13,246 --> 00:55:15,448 I've got something swinging between my legs 1030 00:55:17,684 --> 00:55:19,185 but it ain't no tail. 1031 00:55:21,554 --> 00:55:22,922 And you, young lady, huh? 1032 00:55:22,989 --> 00:55:25,892 Obviously, the brains of the outfit. 1033 00:55:29,362 --> 00:55:30,764 Charming. 1034 00:55:32,532 --> 00:55:35,602 And you, wee man? 1035 00:55:36,703 --> 00:55:39,839 Looking forward to your next bit of cheese, huh? 1036 00:55:39,906 --> 00:55:41,875 It's actually an urban myth that rats like cheese. 1037 00:55:41,975 --> 00:55:44,678 Mice do, but rats are actually omnivores. 1038 00:55:44,744 --> 00:55:47,580 But you got the ing mouth for it, eh? 1039 00:55:47,681 --> 00:55:49,249 [Fly] Stop. 1040 00:55:49,349 --> 00:55:51,117 My guys almost died in there. 1041 00:55:51,217 --> 00:55:52,285 It's not them. 1042 00:55:52,385 --> 00:55:55,288 Then who's been squeaking to this one, eh? 1043 00:55:55,388 --> 00:55:58,825 You dirty piece of--oh. 1044 00:56:01,227 --> 00:56:03,163 Hello. 1045 00:56:03,263 --> 00:56:04,264 Oh. 1046 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:08,802 [camera shutter clicks] 1047 00:56:12,906 --> 00:56:16,343 He only ever called one number. 1048 00:56:18,411 --> 00:56:19,512 Phones out. 1049 00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:30,557 Now, who have you been talking to, piggie wiggie? 1050 00:56:32,258 --> 00:56:35,161 [automated voice] It has not been possible to connect your call. 1051 00:56:35,261 --> 00:56:37,664 It has not been possible to connect your call. 1052 00:56:44,838 --> 00:56:46,539 I'll find the rat. 1053 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,243 Meantime, chop him. 1054 00:56:59,285 --> 00:57:01,254 Okay. I'll incinerate the clothes. 1055 00:57:01,321 --> 00:57:03,890 You hack. I'll help you dump. 1056 00:57:03,156 --> 00:57:05,558 I'll meet you at Rainham Marshes in an hour. 1057 00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:07,794 You okay to jack the ride? 1058 00:57:07,894 --> 00:57:09,629 Of course. 1059 00:57:09,696 --> 00:57:10,697 Do you need a cad****? 1060 00:57:11,998 --> 00:57:15,935 Yeah. Yes, if you got one. 1061 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,370 [inaudible dialogue] 1062 00:57:19,406 --> 00:57:21,141 Oh, yeah. 1063 00:57:21,207 --> 00:57:23,643 Good old caddick. 1064 00:57:23,710 --> 00:57:27,470 -Thank you very much. -That one is weighted for me. 1065 00:57:27,113 --> 00:57:28,415 Do you want a lighter one? 1066 00:57:28,515 --> 00:57:29,749 Um... 1067 00:57:34,254 --> 00:57:37,490 No. I think that should be--should be fab. 1068 00:57:37,590 --> 00:57:39,125 -Do you wanna check? -Check? 1069 00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,829 On...on the body? 1070 00:57:42,929 --> 00:57:44,130 [clears throat] 1071 00:57:49,936 --> 00:57:52,500 Just checking the proportions. 1072 00:57:53,373 --> 00:57:54,974 You all right? That's how you use a caddick? 1073 00:57:55,410 --> 00:57:56,910 Yeah, it's a house--a house style. 1074 00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:57,844 [Shosh makes sound] 1075 00:57:59,179 --> 00:58:00,180 Bye. 1076 00:58:02,282 --> 00:58:04,184 I can't do this. I can't do this. 1077 00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:06,353 -I cannot do this. -Okay. Just stay calm. 1078 00:58:06,419 --> 00:58:07,987 I should have never done any of this. I should have never listened to you! 1079 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:09,155 Keep your voice down. 1080 00:58:09,255 --> 00:58:11,558 Or followed this psycho into a drug deal waving a knife about 1081 00:58:11,624 --> 00:58:14,940 -thinking he's ing Robert De Niro. -Bob's an incredible actor. 1082 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,596 -You're a liability! -I had to go all in, Hugh. 1083 00:58:16,663 --> 00:58:18,198 Or what? Someone would get hurt? 1084 00:58:18,298 --> 00:58:20,333 All I wanted to do was learn some people skills. 1085 00:58:20,433 --> 00:58:23,803 -I didn't wanna put a spike in a body. -So it's my acting? Right. 1086 00:58:23,870 --> 00:58:25,905 'Cause it's really convincing when you start talking about 1087 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,742 -French cocaine! -Will you both shut the up! 1088 00:58:29,976 --> 00:58:32,120 We need the evidence on the phone, okay? 1089 00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:35,150 Until then, we... play along. 1090 00:58:35,810 --> 00:58:38,518 -I can't. I can't anymore. -Well, you've got to. 1091 00:58:38,585 --> 00:58:41,254 You have got to 'cause they are sniffing for rats 1092 00:58:41,321 --> 00:58:43,490 and if we stop now, we're dead. 1093 00:58:43,590 --> 00:58:47,127 So, someone needs to... 1094 00:58:48,428 --> 00:58:49,996 chop this body up. 1095 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,990 [intense music playing] 1096 00:59:07,547 --> 00:59:10,884 [chainsaw buzzes] 1097 00:59:10,950 --> 00:59:13,787 Let's see De Niro do this. 1098 00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:20,600 [Dawes] Yes. 1099 00:59:20,126 --> 00:59:23,363 -Yes, yes, yes, yes. -Was the printer not working before? 1100 00:59:23,463 --> 00:59:25,865 Officer at the K-Lash scene confirm a homicide, 1101 00:59:25,965 --> 00:59:27,967 and they found prints that match those 1102 00:59:28,340 --> 00:59:30,303 at the Iceman's flat, our trio were there. 1103 00:59:30,370 --> 00:59:34,207 -Forensics coming good for once, huh? -Our team is world class, man. 1104 00:59:34,307 --> 00:59:36,476 -Oh, really? -I think just generally stop saying-- 1105 00:59:36,543 --> 00:59:38,745 Saying stuff like that. Yes, I know what you mean. 1106 00:59:38,845 --> 00:59:41,781 In fact, the lab worked overtime and got us a positive ID on the splatter. 1107 00:59:41,881 --> 00:59:43,416 -Sorry. -He was one of our own. 1108 00:59:43,516 --> 00:59:45,452 Poor guy is only one year away from retirement. 1109 00:59:45,552 --> 00:59:47,187 -Always the way. -You said you'd stop. 1110 00:59:47,253 --> 00:59:48,321 That's the last one. 1111 00:59:48,421 --> 00:59:51,324 These guys killed a police officer, they are going down. 1112 00:59:51,424 --> 00:59:53,460 Now, we just need to find these cold-hearted ers. 1113 00:59:55,895 --> 00:59:57,864 Oh, finally. 1114 00:59:59,366 --> 01:00:00,633 Which bit next? 1115 01:00:01,835 --> 01:00:03,536 [Kat] Oh, no. 1116 01:00:04,871 --> 01:00:07,700 -Shit. -[phone chimes] 1117 01:00:07,730 --> 01:00:08,508 Shit, shit. 1118 01:00:08,575 --> 01:00:10,710 -[phone rings] -[chainsaw buzzing] 1119 01:00:10,810 --> 01:00:13,513 -[Harriet] Kat, you're alive. -Yeah. 1120 01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:15,382 Hey. Hey. Don't call the cops. 1121 01:00:15,448 --> 01:00:17,350 So, you're okay? 1122 01:00:20,587 --> 01:00:21,888 I'm great. 1123 01:00:21,955 --> 01:00:25,580 Is that--sounds like sawing? 1124 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,994 Yeah, just doing some, um, woodworking. 1125 01:00:28,940 --> 01:00:30,697 Well, tools down, babes, 1126 01:00:30,797 --> 01:00:33,266 'cause me and the girls wanna make up with you. 1127 01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:35,435 Dinner at mine? 1128 01:00:35,502 --> 01:00:37,137 Yeah, sounds great. 1129 01:00:37,203 --> 01:00:38,872 -Uh-- -Spot of Din Dins? 1130 01:00:38,972 --> 01:00:42,542 I gotta, uh, run some errands. 1131 01:00:42,642 --> 01:00:46,790 Uh, so maybe later? Don't call the cops is the main thing. 1132 01:00:46,179 --> 01:00:48,810 You shouldn't waste police time. 1133 01:00:48,181 --> 01:00:49,582 Okay, love you. 1134 01:00:49,683 --> 01:00:50,750 -Okay, bye. -Bye. 1135 01:00:52,552 --> 01:00:53,620 Done. 1136 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,588 Now, how the can we jack a ride? 1137 01:00:57,900 --> 01:00:59,392 There's one little trick I've used before. 1138 01:01:01,594 --> 01:01:03,163 I was thinking more of a car, 1139 01:01:03,263 --> 01:01:06,320 -to be honest. -Is it really jacking if you pay for it? 1140 01:01:06,132 --> 01:01:09,335 Well, I used the company card, so it still feels a bit naughty. 1141 01:01:09,436 --> 01:01:12,500 [Beverly] Hmm, surveillance aren't so bad after all. 1142 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:13,907 That is our guys. 1143 01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:16,509 Let's give them a chance to do this the easy way. 1144 01:01:16,576 --> 01:01:18,110 [sirens wailing] 1145 01:01:18,780 --> 01:01:20,513 -Shit. -Go, go, go! 1146 01:01:20,580 --> 01:01:22,282 Oh, they're doing it the hard way. 1147 01:01:24,718 --> 01:01:26,753 Stop! It's the police! 1148 01:01:26,853 --> 01:01:28,154 As in you stop! 1149 01:01:28,254 --> 01:01:30,757 We're the police. Obviously not "stop the police." 1150 01:01:32,580 --> 01:01:33,393 Follow me. 1151 01:01:36,629 --> 01:01:38,164 And we've lost one of them. 1152 01:01:38,264 --> 01:01:40,200 We've got runners. Hot on their tails. 1153 01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:41,801 -That's not plugged in. -Fine. 1154 01:01:46,506 --> 01:01:47,507 . 1155 01:01:50,844 --> 01:01:51,845 Split up. 1156 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,683 All right, you follow the little guy, I'll take this one. 1157 01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:58,184 Belt. ing safety belt. 1158 01:01:58,251 --> 01:02:00,387 Get out, get out, get out. 1159 01:02:00,453 --> 01:02:01,921 Go. 1160 01:02:01,988 --> 01:02:03,623 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 1161 01:02:03,723 --> 01:02:05,825 -Come back now. -Shit, ! 1162 01:02:06,926 --> 01:02:08,610 Stop, stop cycling. 1163 01:02:14,467 --> 01:02:15,935 [car horn honking] 1164 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,537 Go back. Go back. 1165 01:02:17,637 --> 01:02:21,508 Reverse! Reverse! What do you think the blue lights are? 1166 01:02:21,574 --> 01:02:23,810 You think I'm an ice cream van? ing reverse! 1167 01:02:23,877 --> 01:02:26,212 -[car horn honks] -All right, no, you win. 1168 01:02:26,279 --> 01:02:28,581 You win. Jesus Christ. 1169 01:02:29,616 --> 01:02:31,170 Go on then. Away you go. 1170 01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:33,620 Fill your boots. It's only a ing police chase. 1171 01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:34,888 Get back in here. 1172 01:02:37,590 --> 01:02:38,792 I got you now. 1173 01:02:41,661 --> 01:02:42,762 What the ? 1174 01:02:42,829 --> 01:02:44,330 Ow, ow, oh. 1175 01:02:47,467 --> 01:02:49,102 -I'm good. -You okay? 1176 01:02:49,169 --> 01:02:50,336 I'm okay. 1177 01:02:50,437 --> 01:02:52,380 Yup, get out of the way then. 1178 01:02:52,138 --> 01:02:54,974 He went that way. He's faster than he looks. 1179 01:03:03,116 --> 01:03:04,117 [exhales] 1180 01:03:05,385 --> 01:03:07,253 -[sirens wailing] -[Hugh making sounds] 1181 01:03:12,759 --> 01:03:14,327 Oh, ! 1182 01:03:16,796 --> 01:03:17,864 Sorry! 1183 01:03:22,469 --> 01:03:24,270 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1184 01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:29,420 For 's sake! 1185 01:03:37,350 --> 01:03:38,852 Damn, this guy's good. 1186 01:03:44,124 --> 01:03:47,594 [grunting] 1187 01:03:50,497 --> 01:03:51,865 [phone dings] 1188 01:03:57,103 --> 01:03:58,238 [phone chimes] 1189 01:03:58,338 --> 01:04:01,341 [Kat grunts] 1190 01:04:02,575 --> 01:04:05,178 [Hugh coughs] 1191 01:04:07,470 --> 01:04:09,883 Jesus. What happened? 1192 01:04:09,949 --> 01:04:11,885 It's hard to explain. 1193 01:04:11,951 --> 01:04:13,520 You fell in the canal? 1194 01:04:13,586 --> 01:04:15,288 Oh, I guess not that hard. 1195 01:04:15,388 --> 01:04:18,458 So, what now? I mean, we can't go to the dump spot like this. 1196 01:04:18,558 --> 01:04:21,294 -The fuzz are looking for bikes. -Hmm. 1197 01:04:21,394 --> 01:04:22,862 I know where we can get a car. 1198 01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:27,000 She's expecting me for one of her bougie dinners. 1199 01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:28,535 It should almost be over. 1200 01:04:29,536 --> 01:04:30,870 I'm gonna find the keys. 1201 01:04:30,970 --> 01:04:32,739 Stay out of sight. 1202 01:04:32,839 --> 01:04:33,973 You need a wingman. 1203 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:35,508 Point, wing, nest. 1204 01:04:35,575 --> 01:04:36,910 No. 1205 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:39,379 Stay with the body, look out for trouble. 1206 01:04:41,748 --> 01:04:42,916 [sighs] 1207 01:04:45,251 --> 01:04:47,120 Katty, you came. 1208 01:04:53,226 --> 01:04:54,761 Is it cool I brought a friend? 1209 01:04:55,829 --> 01:04:58,832 Well, we're all friends here. 1210 01:05:01,601 --> 01:05:03,937 You distract them, I'll get the keys. 1211 01:05:12,812 --> 01:05:14,848 Oh, thank God. I'm starving. 1212 01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:20,530 Has it started? Let us know when she's here. 1213 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:21,321 [Kat] Wait, what? 1214 01:05:21,421 --> 01:05:24,224 -Mom, is that-- -Kat, this isn't an intervention. 1215 01:05:24,290 --> 01:05:25,925 Wendy, I think it's started. 1216 01:05:25,992 --> 01:05:29,629 Now, Kat, we're all here because we really care about you. 1217 01:05:29,696 --> 01:05:31,970 Sorry, who are you? 1218 01:05:31,164 --> 01:05:32,866 This is Lotta. 1219 01:05:32,966 --> 01:05:36,336 She's an award-winning Harley Street psychotherapist. 1220 01:05:36,436 --> 01:05:38,338 Hi. 1221 01:05:38,405 --> 01:05:39,973 Ooh. Thanks. 1222 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,676 We just had no idea how bad things had got. 1223 01:05:42,742 --> 01:05:45,478 Nothing's bad. Everything is fine. 1224 01:05:45,545 --> 01:05:48,882 -Is that blood on your face? -Oh, Evan. 1225 01:05:48,948 --> 01:05:52,218 -I'll get your inhaler. -Kat, your drinking is out of control. 1226 01:05:52,285 --> 01:05:56,222 And the company you keep, I mean, he's clearly stealing something. 1227 01:05:57,257 --> 01:05:58,591 I thought it was mine. 1228 01:05:58,658 --> 01:06:00,293 [Ellen] The brunch was worrying enough, 1229 01:06:00,393 --> 01:06:02,162 and then the next time we see you-- 1230 01:06:02,262 --> 01:06:04,264 [Ruth] You admitted to taking ketamine. 1231 01:06:04,330 --> 01:06:07,600 I know you're trying to give me the keys to my freedom, 1232 01:06:07,667 --> 01:06:09,469 but look at me. 1233 01:06:09,536 --> 01:06:11,471 Seriously, look at me. 1234 01:06:16,176 --> 01:06:19,746 -I'm an addict. -Yes. Well done. 1235 01:06:19,846 --> 01:06:21,881 [sirens wailing in the distance] 1236 01:06:21,948 --> 01:06:24,500 [dog barking] 1237 01:06:26,953 --> 01:06:29,322 -Oh, no. -He likes you. 1238 01:06:29,422 --> 01:06:30,890 Nope. Yup. Yeah. 1239 01:06:30,957 --> 01:06:33,126 -I have never seen him like this. -Mm-hmm. 1240 01:06:33,226 --> 01:06:35,328 -What have you got in those bags? -It's-- 1241 01:06:35,428 --> 01:06:37,464 Nope, just meat. 1242 01:06:37,530 --> 01:06:39,265 That's a lot of meat, innit? 1243 01:06:39,332 --> 01:06:41,340 Yeah, it's a lot of meat. 1244 01:06:41,134 --> 01:06:45,872 Um, I--uh, a butcher gave it to me. 1245 01:06:45,972 --> 01:06:48,908 I think he was retiring. 1246 01:06:49,900 --> 01:06:51,911 Oh, you wouldn't mind chuckin' him a scrap then, would you? 1247 01:06:53,613 --> 01:06:56,449 I sprained my ankle and I couldn't quit the meds. 1248 01:06:56,549 --> 01:06:59,686 And so, you know, I got my hands on whatever. 1249 01:06:59,753 --> 01:07:02,956 Um, codeine, Vicodin. 1250 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,458 Tramadol, Demerol. 1251 01:07:06,593 --> 01:07:09,963 Percocet, whiffle dust, monkey tranq, 1252 01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:13,500 white girl, all chased down with cough syrup 1253 01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:15,635 and Uncle Jack, and-- 1254 01:07:15,702 --> 01:07:18,338 Ruth, can you come sit by me? 1255 01:07:18,405 --> 01:07:20,373 Of course, darling. 1256 01:07:20,473 --> 01:07:22,420 Uh, I need a hug. 1257 01:07:22,142 --> 01:07:23,243 Oh, sweetheart. 1258 01:07:23,343 --> 01:07:25,345 -Come here. -I'm so glad. Thank you. 1259 01:07:25,412 --> 01:07:26,780 -Oh. -Oh. 1260 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,581 [Kat] Thank you. Thank you. 1261 01:07:28,682 --> 01:07:29,883 I need to save it. 1262 01:07:29,949 --> 01:07:31,117 But you've got loads. 1263 01:07:31,217 --> 01:07:33,253 I know but I've got a big family. 1264 01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:35,155 [Marlon] Hugh, we've got the keys. 1265 01:07:35,255 --> 01:07:36,489 -Let's go. -Let it go. 1266 01:07:36,589 --> 01:07:38,491 -Sorry. -Let's go. 1267 01:07:38,591 --> 01:07:40,894 -[car horn honking] -Oh, it's my Uber. 1268 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:43,296 -Oh. -To rehab. 1269 01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:45,799 I called it the second I saw your faces. 1270 01:07:45,865 --> 01:07:47,934 Finish this, sweetie. 1271 01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:49,936 I will, Dad. 1272 01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:52,872 -Let's go! Go, go, go, go! -Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 1273 01:07:52,972 --> 01:07:54,740 Get in! Get in! Get in! 1274 01:07:57,577 --> 01:07:59,512 -Hugh? -[Hugh] Yeah, I'm in! I'm in! 1275 01:07:59,579 --> 01:08:00,580 Drive! 1276 01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:21,301 I'm sorry, man. 1277 01:08:22,669 --> 01:08:23,870 Where have you been? 1278 01:08:26,339 --> 01:08:27,841 Let's get to work. 1279 01:08:27,907 --> 01:08:30,877 Ugh, after we bury this body, 1280 01:08:30,977 --> 01:08:33,346 we need to work out how to get the car back, 1281 01:08:33,413 --> 01:08:34,714 wipe off fingerprints, 1282 01:08:34,781 --> 01:08:36,549 remove any tracking devices, 1283 01:08:36,616 --> 01:08:40,453 and somehow get the keys back inside the house without ever... 1284 01:08:44,991 --> 01:08:47,327 Or that. That works. 1285 01:08:48,928 --> 01:08:50,430 I'll drive you home. 1286 01:08:57,470 --> 01:09:01,410 Cop's phone's at an electrics shop in Tottenham Hale, getting hacked. 1287 01:09:03,410 --> 01:09:05,412 So, um... 1288 01:09:05,512 --> 01:09:08,448 how long does that take to hack a phone? 1289 01:09:08,548 --> 01:09:10,116 Not long. 1290 01:09:10,216 --> 01:09:12,252 We'll know who grassed on us soon enough. 1291 01:09:15,722 --> 01:09:18,291 So, where am I dropping you guys? 1292 01:09:18,391 --> 01:09:19,559 Uh... 1293 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,162 up here's fine. 1294 01:09:29,436 --> 01:09:30,537 Stay. 1295 01:09:32,172 --> 01:09:34,740 I wanna show you my place. 1296 01:09:36,309 --> 01:09:37,310 Brilliant. 1297 01:09:44,751 --> 01:09:47,387 He's fine. He can handle it. 1298 01:09:47,454 --> 01:09:48,655 You sure? 1299 01:09:49,989 --> 01:09:51,458 Come on. We need that phone. 1300 01:09:54,394 --> 01:09:55,595 [door bell chimes] 1301 01:09:58,465 --> 01:10:00,367 We're here for the pig's phone. 1302 01:10:00,467 --> 01:10:02,669 These s need to hand it over. 1303 01:10:02,769 --> 01:10:05,238 -Metcalfe's orders. -First I've heard. 1304 01:10:05,338 --> 01:10:10,343 How about I call up Metcalfe so you can explain to him that you're in charge now? 1305 01:10:10,410 --> 01:10:15,115 [phone ringing] 1306 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:19,519 -Fine. -[woman] Can I take your order? 1307 01:10:20,353 --> 01:10:21,588 Upstairs. 1308 01:10:26,590 --> 01:10:27,927 Ugh. 1309 01:10:29,262 --> 01:10:31,931 That was a ing day. 1310 01:10:31,998 --> 01:10:32,966 Yeah. 1311 01:10:38,705 --> 01:10:40,707 So, do you live here alone then? 1312 01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:43,476 I'm gonna pour us a glass. 1313 01:10:44,911 --> 01:10:46,790 Pinot noir? 1314 01:10:47,580 --> 01:10:50,583 Oh, yeah, that would be lovely. 1315 01:10:52,419 --> 01:10:55,989 Um, yeah, do you mind if I go and freshen up? 1316 01:10:56,890 --> 01:10:58,391 -Sure. -Okay. 1317 01:10:58,458 --> 01:10:59,893 Gun. 1318 01:10:59,959 --> 01:11:00,994 Just a gun. 1319 01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:08,835 Oh, thank you. 1320 01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:11,338 So... 1321 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:15,342 what do you like? 1322 01:11:15,408 --> 01:11:18,411 Oh, well, um, close-up magic obviously. 1323 01:11:18,511 --> 01:11:21,614 Um, any type of smoked fish, uh, games with maths. 1324 01:11:30,290 --> 01:11:33,460 [children on TV] Yay! He's here. 1325 01:11:33,526 --> 01:11:37,330 By royal decree, you have summoned the Pizza Knight. 1326 01:11:37,430 --> 01:11:40,300 [announcer] Monday Night Football is sponsored by the Pizza Knight. 1327 01:11:40,367 --> 01:11:43,336 From frozen to delicious in only three minutes. 1328 01:11:43,403 --> 01:11:45,238 In the name of the Queen... 1329 01:11:45,338 --> 01:11:46,539 we feast. 1330 01:11:47,974 --> 01:11:50,877 That guy, he looks just like you. 1331 01:11:52,679 --> 01:11:56,160 That guy looks like a knob. 1332 01:11:56,820 --> 01:11:58,585 Are you saying I look like a knob? 1333 01:11:58,651 --> 01:12:01,721 I'm saying what I'm saying. 1334 01:12:01,788 --> 01:12:03,790 Then, we have a problem. 1335 01:12:03,890 --> 01:12:04,791 [Pizza Knight on TV] Magnificent. 1336 01:12:04,891 --> 01:12:06,326 You wanna go, big man? 1337 01:12:11,331 --> 01:12:12,265 Oi! 1338 01:12:13,933 --> 01:12:15,735 What you doing up here? 1339 01:12:15,835 --> 01:12:18,505 Oh, I'm a--I, uh, I work for Metcalfe. 1340 01:12:18,571 --> 01:12:20,807 -You what? -It's fine. I work for Metcalfe--whoa! 1341 01:12:20,874 --> 01:12:23,576 -Out! Move, *****, now! -Excuse me. 1342 01:12:23,677 --> 01:12:26,212 You don't need to touch me or anything. 1343 01:12:26,279 --> 01:12:27,113 Ah! 1344 01:12:30,383 --> 01:12:34,120 [grunting] 1345 01:12:34,220 --> 01:12:35,889 ing ****. 1346 01:12:39,726 --> 01:12:43,630 ♪ It's not unusual to have fun with anyone ♪ 1347 01:12:44,898 --> 01:12:48,501 ♪ But when I see you hanging about with anyone ♪ 1348 01:12:54,140 --> 01:12:59,245 ♪ But when I see you out and about it's such a crime ♪ 1349 01:12:59,312 --> 01:13:04,170 ♪ If you should ever wanna be loved by anyone ♪ 1350 01:13:04,117 --> 01:13:06,886 -♪ It's not unusual ♪ -[man] So, that's who came running. 1351 01:13:10,357 --> 01:13:11,458 Hello, rat. 1352 01:13:12,625 --> 01:13:13,560 Yup? 1353 01:13:21,101 --> 01:13:22,969 Walked right into it. 1354 01:13:24,237 --> 01:13:26,139 That's what I love about coppers. 1355 01:13:26,239 --> 01:13:27,407 Thick as shite. 1356 01:13:28,808 --> 01:13:32,120 Oh, you're on a roll you are, Fly. 1357 01:13:33,947 --> 01:13:36,249 How could I see this coming? 1358 01:13:36,316 --> 01:13:37,817 The Old Bill must have changed their rules 1359 01:13:37,884 --> 01:13:39,819 'cause this lot have been going around ing killing people. 1360 01:13:39,886 --> 01:13:44,570 You vouched for them. They are your responsibility. 1361 01:13:44,157 --> 01:13:46,559 Why don't you come over tomorrow night and make a cup of tea for me 1362 01:13:46,659 --> 01:13:48,695 and the Albanians? 1363 01:13:48,762 --> 01:13:50,897 What? The deal's back on? 1364 01:13:50,997 --> 01:13:53,833 I bent to their demands. 1365 01:13:53,900 --> 01:13:55,468 And in the meantime... 1366 01:13:56,903 --> 01:13:58,938 Ratatouille. 1367 01:14:02,442 --> 01:14:04,978 Before my old man died, 1368 01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:08,314 he used to work on motors in the garage. 1369 01:14:08,415 --> 01:14:11,518 In the winter, rats would come in. 1370 01:14:11,618 --> 01:14:15,210 They chewed all the wires in his transmission, 1371 01:14:15,121 --> 01:14:17,891 ed everything he'd worked on that summer. 1372 01:14:17,991 --> 01:14:19,459 But he didn't get angry. 1373 01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:22,896 I asked him why. He said, 1374 01:14:22,996 --> 01:14:25,365 "The rats are just doing what they've got to do." 1375 01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:29,350 And later that night, 1376 01:14:29,102 --> 01:14:32,572 I saw him drowning rats in a bucket. 1377 01:14:32,639 --> 01:14:36,276 And I said, " I thought you didn't mind the rats?" 1378 01:14:38,678 --> 01:14:39,512 And he said, 1379 01:14:41,414 --> 01:14:43,416 "I'm just doin' what I've got to." 1380 01:14:47,387 --> 01:14:48,688 You understand? 1381 01:14:56,830 --> 01:14:57,831 Oh, God. 1382 01:14:59,432 --> 01:15:01,801 Oh, , guys. 1383 01:15:01,901 --> 01:15:03,403 I'm-- 1384 01:15:03,470 --> 01:15:04,637 It's okay. 1385 01:15:05,638 --> 01:15:07,474 I pushed you into it. 1386 01:15:08,541 --> 01:15:11,311 We're all gonna die because I needed to prove to myself 1387 01:15:11,411 --> 01:15:15,115 that I hadn't thrown my life away. How ing stupid is that? 1388 01:15:15,181 --> 01:15:18,852 No, you might have pulled this off if it wasn't for me. 1389 01:15:18,952 --> 01:15:20,653 Going too far all the time. 1390 01:15:22,389 --> 01:15:26,326 [sighs] I'm no De Niro. 1391 01:15:26,393 --> 01:15:30,263 I'm no Brando. My name's not even Marlon, it's Tristan. 1392 01:15:32,198 --> 01:15:33,933 My dad's a dentist. 1393 01:15:35,702 --> 01:15:37,537 And I played regional cricket. 1394 01:15:40,407 --> 01:15:41,875 I'm the Pizza Knight. 1395 01:15:43,510 --> 01:15:45,311 Well, now that's all I'll ever be. 1396 01:15:46,579 --> 01:15:49,449 I've just been generally shit. 1397 01:15:49,516 --> 01:15:52,819 Literally, I have no idea what I'm doing. 1398 01:15:52,886 --> 01:15:55,622 All in a pathetic attempt to make friends. 1399 01:15:55,689 --> 01:15:58,958 I should've just been myself. I should've worked in wine. 1400 01:16:08,702 --> 01:16:09,703 Rat! 1401 01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:15,141 Get up! 1402 01:16:15,241 --> 01:16:16,142 Up! 1403 01:16:17,310 --> 01:16:18,278 Over there. 1404 01:16:39,399 --> 01:16:45,405 [three gunshots] 1405 01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:54,948 [gunshot] 1406 01:16:56,182 --> 01:17:00,200 [sighs] The Squire needed two. 1407 01:17:02,655 --> 01:17:05,458 I don't blame you, trying to bring Metcalfe down. 1408 01:17:05,525 --> 01:17:07,227 The man's an animal. 1409 01:17:07,327 --> 01:17:10,960 I might be a crook, but I'm not villain. 1410 01:17:11,197 --> 01:17:14,501 And I'm not gonna put another three bodies in the ground for no good reason. 1411 01:17:20,807 --> 01:17:25,245 You know, I knew there was something up with you lot. 1412 01:17:25,311 --> 01:17:28,114 For one thing, I liked you. 1413 01:17:31,851 --> 01:17:34,454 Now, you get going. Long gone. 1414 01:17:34,521 --> 01:17:37,457 You show your faces around here again, we're all ing dead. 1415 01:17:37,524 --> 01:17:39,325 All right? 1416 01:17:39,392 --> 01:17:41,494 Gone. Now. 1417 01:17:41,561 --> 01:17:44,564 [tense music playing] 1418 01:17:50,103 --> 01:17:54,400 Okay. So, I found an 11:30 from Gatwick to Costa Rica. 1419 01:17:54,107 --> 01:17:55,608 Do we really have to leave? 1420 01:17:55,709 --> 01:17:58,178 You wanna spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder? 1421 01:17:58,278 --> 01:18:02,150 But it's Costa Rica, we can't just--can't we go to Devon? 1422 01:18:02,115 --> 01:18:04,818 [Marlon] This is our opportunity, Hugh, for a fresh start. 1423 01:18:04,884 --> 01:18:07,320 To do whatever we want, to go wherever we want. 1424 01:18:08,621 --> 01:18:12,225 So, you mean we'd have to say goodbye? 1425 01:18:18,565 --> 01:18:23,103 Hey, Hugh. What matters most is that we're alive, right? 1426 01:18:24,971 --> 01:18:27,730 We're safe now. 1427 01:18:27,140 --> 01:18:30,443 [officer] Down on your knees. Down on your knees. 1428 01:18:30,510 --> 01:18:32,679 Stay where you are. 1429 01:18:32,779 --> 01:18:33,980 Cuff these *******s. 1430 01:18:38,651 --> 01:18:41,654 [cheers and applause] 1431 01:18:42,722 --> 01:18:44,357 Remember this moment. 1432 01:18:44,457 --> 01:18:47,761 This is what it feels like to take down the big guys. 1433 01:18:47,861 --> 01:18:50,263 "Improv comic destroys heckler." 1434 01:18:50,363 --> 01:18:51,765 Do you believe us now? 1435 01:18:51,865 --> 01:18:53,660 We're not criminals. 1436 01:18:53,166 --> 01:18:55,101 Okay. Found it. Here we go. 1437 01:18:59,439 --> 01:19:02,108 Um, if you're on YouTube, it's less of a claim to fame, but I actually asked-- 1438 01:19:02,208 --> 01:19:04,277 -Yeah. So, can you turn off-- -Yes, sorry. Yes, I will do. 1439 01:19:04,344 --> 01:19:05,979 If you're on YouTube, I actually asked a question 1440 01:19:06,790 --> 01:19:08,515 at the 2015 Leicester Security Conference. 1441 01:19:08,615 --> 01:19:10,316 Oh, 's sake. 1442 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:12,852 [Kat] Billings realized we were his ticket to a payday. 1443 01:19:12,952 --> 01:19:15,550 That's why there's no evidence in your system. 1444 01:19:15,155 --> 01:19:17,791 The thing about there being no evidence being your evidence, 1445 01:19:17,857 --> 01:19:20,760 is that there's no evidence. 1446 01:19:20,860 --> 01:19:23,496 Whereas I do have you on car theft, 1447 01:19:23,563 --> 01:19:26,232 drug trafficking, manslaughter, dismemberment. 1448 01:19:26,332 --> 01:19:28,368 We've even got a guy who says you upset his dog. 1449 01:19:28,435 --> 01:19:31,710 -I was under duress. -Duress or no, you did it. 1450 01:19:31,137 --> 01:19:34,541 -I could charge you all right now. -Go on then, big man. 1451 01:19:37,177 --> 01:19:38,144 What? 1452 01:19:39,846 --> 01:19:43,316 He told our bosses that we're about to bring in three major players. 1453 01:19:44,651 --> 01:19:45,819 Not a bunch of clowns. 1454 01:19:45,885 --> 01:19:48,488 -Clowning is an art. -Okay. 1455 01:19:48,555 --> 01:19:49,823 Here's what we're gonna do. 1456 01:19:49,889 --> 01:19:52,392 -I'm gonna give you one chance. -Yes. 1457 01:19:52,492 --> 01:19:55,328 -You don't know what the plan is. -Carry on. 1458 01:19:55,395 --> 01:19:59,232 Blend back in with Fly's crew and go to the exchange tonight wearing a wire. 1459 01:19:59,332 --> 01:20:01,868 Get Metcalfe on tape confirming his deal 1460 01:20:01,935 --> 01:20:05,772 with the Albanians, and maybe we can talk about immunity. 1461 01:20:05,872 --> 01:20:06,706 We can't. 1462 01:20:07,707 --> 01:20:12,120 Our cover's blown. Metcalfe told Fly to whack us. 1463 01:20:12,112 --> 01:20:15,482 Then, it looks like this is the end of the road for you. 1464 01:20:17,517 --> 01:20:18,385 No. 1465 01:20:19,886 --> 01:20:21,688 We can still get the deal on tape. 1466 01:20:23,323 --> 01:20:24,224 How? 1467 01:20:25,558 --> 01:20:27,494 [Kat] Fly is looking for a way out. 1468 01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:30,663 He's tired of killing, tired of the game. 1469 01:20:30,730 --> 01:20:33,767 Right now, he thinks we're undercover cops. 1470 01:20:33,867 --> 01:20:36,690 Who are we to tell him any different? 1471 01:20:36,136 --> 01:20:39,720 First rule of improv, always say yes. 1472 01:20:43,476 --> 01:20:45,278 We just need to talk. 1473 01:20:45,345 --> 01:20:47,514 Okay. So, here's the deal. 1474 01:20:47,614 --> 01:20:49,749 You record Metcalfe confirming the terms, 1475 01:20:49,816 --> 01:20:51,284 and we'll take him down, 1476 01:20:51,351 --> 01:20:53,853 the Albanians, all of them. 1477 01:20:55,321 --> 01:20:57,223 It's hard to catch it on the wire. 1478 01:20:57,323 --> 01:20:59,626 Ain't a lot of chat goes down at a handover. 1479 01:20:59,693 --> 01:21:01,494 Okay. 1480 01:21:01,561 --> 01:21:03,763 Make it happen and we let you disappear. 1481 01:21:03,863 --> 01:21:05,365 Go be with your daughter. 1482 01:21:09,569 --> 01:21:11,471 Turn rat for the rats, eh? 1483 01:21:14,574 --> 01:21:17,577 [suspenseful music playing] 1484 01:21:24,984 --> 01:21:27,387 Ah, the "stakeout." 1485 01:21:27,487 --> 01:21:29,550 A tale as old as time. 1486 01:21:32,325 --> 01:21:33,493 Nice costumes. 1487 01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:34,561 Fly's set? 1488 01:21:36,363 --> 01:21:40,100 Okay. That's our Albanian friends 1489 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,736 and Metcalfe's crew. 1490 01:21:42,802 --> 01:21:44,637 Fly is right there with them. 1491 01:21:44,738 --> 01:21:46,272 What if they frisk him? 1492 01:21:46,373 --> 01:21:48,875 All units be advised, our players have arrived. 1493 01:21:48,942 --> 01:21:51,110 Await my call, repeat, await my call. 1494 01:21:51,111 --> 01:21:54,414 [Metcalfe] I'm so glad we could carry on with our arrangement. 1495 01:21:54,481 --> 01:21:56,850 -[Skender] Eh, money is money. -[Metcalfe] So, a taste? 1496 01:21:56,950 --> 01:21:58,785 [Fly] How much of this are you ing buying? 1497 01:21:58,852 --> 01:22:01,454 That's my business. Let's just get on with it. 1498 01:22:01,521 --> 01:22:03,230 All units standby. 1499 01:22:06,726 --> 01:22:09,329 -Yeah, it's pure. -[Metcalfe] Mm-hmm. Okay. 1500 01:22:09,396 --> 01:22:11,310 What about the other part of our deal? 1501 01:22:12,999 --> 01:22:14,634 [Metcalfe] Oh, he's all yours. 1502 01:22:14,734 --> 01:22:16,536 -Sorry, Fly. -Shit. 1503 01:22:16,603 --> 01:22:19,539 Became too expensive to keep you. 1504 01:22:21,908 --> 01:22:22,909 No. 1505 01:22:25,945 --> 01:22:27,147 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1506 01:22:27,247 --> 01:22:28,648 -Shit. -Send your guys in. 1507 01:22:28,748 --> 01:22:30,250 -Not until the exchange. -They're gonna kill him. 1508 01:22:30,316 --> 01:22:31,251 [Dawes] Yeah. Well, unless they exchange, 1509 01:22:31,317 --> 01:22:32,619 I've got all and I'm not about to blow this operation. 1510 01:22:32,686 --> 01:22:33,620 We can't let him die. He saved our lives. 1511 01:22:33,687 --> 01:22:34,788 Not until we have it on tape. 1512 01:22:34,854 --> 01:22:36,656 -Don't we need him alive? -No, the tape's enough. 1513 01:22:36,723 --> 01:22:38,224 But not even as like--as like a witness? 1514 01:22:38,324 --> 01:22:39,159 Well, we've got these three. 1515 01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:42,395 [upbeat music playing] 1516 01:22:42,495 --> 01:22:44,264 -What are we doing? -Improvising. 1517 01:22:44,364 --> 01:22:46,866 -What the are they doing? -Oh, my God. 1518 01:22:46,933 --> 01:22:49,602 [indistinct chatter] 1519 01:22:49,703 --> 01:22:51,404 Could've let me go out on my feet. 1520 01:22:52,605 --> 01:22:53,440 [gun cocks] 1521 01:22:55,750 --> 01:22:59,790 Nobody move! Nobody ing move! 1522 01:22:59,145 --> 01:23:01,147 Police! Freeze! 1523 01:23:01,247 --> 01:23:04,250 Lower you weapons! Please! 1524 01:23:04,317 --> 01:23:05,618 What--how do they got these guns? 1525 01:23:05,685 --> 01:23:06,986 They're fake guns. 1526 01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:11,458 You let them go. 1527 01:23:11,524 --> 01:23:12,959 [Kat] Why wouldn't he? 1528 01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:14,561 We pay better. 1529 01:23:17,163 --> 01:23:19,165 Do it! I beg you. 1530 01:23:19,232 --> 01:23:20,667 Cheeky er's got two guns. 1531 01:23:20,734 --> 01:23:23,403 I will end you right here, right now. 1532 01:23:23,470 --> 01:23:25,705 Stand down, Sergeant Petrides. 1533 01:23:25,772 --> 01:23:29,142 Inspector, why put me through sharpshooter training if you never let me-- 1534 01:23:29,242 --> 01:23:31,778 'Cause I don't want a repeat of the Dutch Embassy! 1535 01:23:31,845 --> 01:23:33,980 This is bullshit, McClary. 1536 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:37,884 Then you, wee man. 1537 01:23:37,984 --> 01:23:40,987 You're very quiet and you look like you're gonna puke. 1538 01:23:46,259 --> 01:23:50,897 Yeah. 'Cause I'm imagining the slop they're gonna feed you in the clink, 1539 01:23:50,997 --> 01:23:52,165 you piece of shit. 1540 01:23:53,566 --> 01:23:58,371 In fact, wee man, I'm your only way out of here. 1541 01:23:58,438 --> 01:24:01,408 Now I don't care what you small fry are up to tonight. 1542 01:24:01,474 --> 01:24:04,177 You throw us a sweetener from both ends and I'll turn a blind eye. 1543 01:24:04,277 --> 01:24:07,914 But that guy, he's our star witness for much bigger players. 1544 01:24:07,981 --> 01:24:09,249 So he's coming with us. 1545 01:24:10,517 --> 01:24:14,954 Why don't I just have him shoot you? 1546 01:24:15,210 --> 01:24:18,158 Because I wouldn't be able to stand down the snipers 1547 01:24:18,224 --> 01:24:20,827 ogling all of your ing ugly foreheads! 1548 01:24:20,894 --> 01:24:23,897 [rock music playing] 1549 01:24:25,398 --> 01:24:27,534 -Snipe--he just said snipers. -I'm aware he just said snipers. 1550 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:29,636 -Have we got snipers out there? -No, we've not got snipers out there. 1551 01:24:31,438 --> 01:24:32,972 [speaking foreign language] 1552 01:24:40,513 --> 01:24:42,749 [Beverly] Jesus Christ, this might actually work. 1553 01:24:42,816 --> 01:24:45,552 They haven't confirmed it. He hasn't actually said it yet. 1554 01:24:45,652 --> 01:24:49,489 Hey, out of curiosity, what do we got here, 50 kilos, 1555 01:24:49,556 --> 01:24:51,524 five million quid? 1556 01:24:51,624 --> 01:24:54,600 Are you a ing amateur? 1557 01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:57,970 This is half a ton for ten million. 1558 01:24:57,197 --> 01:24:59,320 -We got him. All units go. All units go. -Woo. 1559 01:24:59,990 --> 01:25:00,567 -Yes! -Go, go, go, go, go! 1560 01:25:03,203 --> 01:25:06,639 Why am I thinking more and more that 1561 01:25:06,740 --> 01:25:11,177 they're just making this up as they go along, eh? 1562 01:25:16,316 --> 01:25:17,884 If things go sideways. 1563 01:25:19,719 --> 01:25:20,787 [Kat] The ? 1564 01:25:27,694 --> 01:25:30,697 [rock music playing] 1565 01:25:48,581 --> 01:25:50,583 [police sirens blaring] 1566 01:25:58,792 --> 01:26:00,927 [indistinct chatter] 1567 01:26:03,430 --> 01:26:05,980 [gunshots] 1568 01:26:05,198 --> 01:26:07,534 [rock music playing] 1569 01:26:20,313 --> 01:26:21,781 I can't believe that worked. 1570 01:26:21,848 --> 01:26:23,983 You think I was too rude? 1571 01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:26,186 What? That wasn't part of the plan. 1572 01:26:26,286 --> 01:26:27,287 [gunshot] 1573 01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:32,580 [toy gun firing] 1574 01:26:37,831 --> 01:26:42,602 Ah, Fly, pull the wrong piece, it all comes tumbling down. 1575 01:26:45,380 --> 01:26:47,730 -I always knew you'd-- -[gunshot] 1576 01:26:58,618 --> 01:27:02,122 Fly, I'm sorry. , I had no choice. 1577 01:27:02,188 --> 01:27:03,189 It's all right. 1578 01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:10,497 I'd have turned on you too. Well, I did, didn't I? 1579 01:27:12,980 --> 01:27:16,690 We got him immunity but I think you're on your own. 1580 01:27:16,136 --> 01:27:18,438 You should go, Shosh. You should go. 1581 01:27:20,730 --> 01:27:23,760 [dramatic music playing] 1582 01:27:26,246 --> 01:27:27,247 Wait. 1583 01:27:36,790 --> 01:27:39,250 So long, Squire. 1584 01:27:39,125 --> 01:27:42,262 [distant sirens wailing and gunfire] 1585 01:27:50,236 --> 01:27:52,380 In another life, brother. 1586 01:27:53,273 --> 01:27:55,608 We did--we did actually kiss. It was--it was... 1587 01:27:59,179 --> 01:28:00,180 Hey. 1588 01:28:02,515 --> 01:28:05,552 So what kind of police carry fake guns? 1589 01:28:05,652 --> 01:28:06,653 [Kat] Uh... 1590 01:28:09,723 --> 01:28:11,791 fake police. 1591 01:28:11,858 --> 01:28:12,859 [sighs] 1592 01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:16,896 I knew there was something double ed about you lot. 1593 01:28:18,164 --> 01:28:21,901 So come on then, who are you, really? 1594 01:28:27,307 --> 01:28:29,509 We're improv comedians. 1595 01:28:32,779 --> 01:28:34,414 Well, that's ing weird. 1596 01:28:35,982 --> 01:28:37,450 It's mad actually. 1597 01:28:37,517 --> 01:28:38,785 I'm more of an actor. 1598 01:28:38,852 --> 01:28:41,621 [sighs] ing actors, eh? 1599 01:28:44,224 --> 01:28:45,358 Here. 1600 01:28:46,893 --> 01:28:48,862 You're gonna need this. 1601 01:28:48,928 --> 01:28:51,564 [groans] . 1602 01:28:52,699 --> 01:28:53,767 Are you good? 1603 01:28:53,867 --> 01:28:54,934 Yes. 1604 01:28:57,237 --> 01:29:00,306 [Dawes] Congratulations. Fly touches down in Portugal this afternoon, 1605 01:29:00,407 --> 01:29:03,576 and the heads of London's two major criminal organizations 1606 01:29:03,643 --> 01:29:05,445 have been well and truly severed. 1607 01:29:05,512 --> 01:29:08,348 But like a Hydra, a head will regrow-- 1608 01:29:08,448 --> 01:29:10,417 -I said no to the Hydra-- -It seemed like you were setting it up. 1609 01:29:10,483 --> 01:29:11,851 -Just leave it. -Fine. 1610 01:29:11,951 --> 01:29:14,220 Did anyone get away or...? 1611 01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:16,220 Shosh, uh, slipped the net. 1612 01:29:16,122 --> 01:29:17,457 [Hugh] Oh, good. 1613 01:29:17,524 --> 01:29:21,161 Good that you got everyone else. 1614 01:29:21,227 --> 01:29:22,996 That's good, isn't it? 1615 01:29:23,630 --> 01:29:26,232 So, uh, cheers basically. This shit got us promoted. 1616 01:29:26,332 --> 01:29:28,201 You're now speaking with Superintendent Dawes. 1617 01:29:28,268 --> 01:29:32,372 And Detective Inspector Beverly. 1618 01:29:32,439 --> 01:29:34,808 I mean, we didn't really know your ranks before, so-- 1619 01:29:34,908 --> 01:29:35,875 These are higher. 1620 01:29:35,942 --> 01:29:37,977 So how do you keep us safe? Do we get new identities? 1621 01:29:38,780 --> 01:29:41,815 Well, the challenge is to make sure that no one knows who you are. 1622 01:29:41,915 --> 01:29:46,653 So in this case, just, yeah, go back to what you were doing before. 1623 01:29:49,556 --> 01:29:53,526 So this is Marlon reading for our biker gang leader, Duke. 1624 01:29:53,593 --> 01:29:56,363 Nice idea but do you mind losing the scar? 1625 01:29:56,429 --> 01:29:57,664 If only I could. 1626 01:29:59,499 --> 01:30:03,269 So I just turned to my boss and said, "Uh, off." 1627 01:30:03,370 --> 01:30:05,372 [laughter] 1628 01:30:05,438 --> 01:30:07,974 Well, now, I'm my own boss. 1629 01:30:08,740 --> 01:30:13,646 He said, "Those rats are just doing what they've got to do." 1630 01:30:14,781 --> 01:30:19,386 Later that night, I saw him drowning rats in a bucket. 1631 01:30:19,486 --> 01:30:21,388 I said, "I thought you didn't mind the rats?" 1632 01:30:22,622 --> 01:30:24,391 He said, "I'm just doin' what I've got to do." 1633 01:30:26,559 --> 01:30:29,429 Call Francis, tell him we found our Duke. 1634 01:30:32,499 --> 01:30:35,468 [upbeat music playing] 1635 01:30:38,638 --> 01:30:40,940 [indistinct chatter] 1636 01:30:42,609 --> 01:30:44,611 Is it true, the undercover mission? 1637 01:30:44,678 --> 01:30:47,147 Everybody's talking about it. You're kind of a legend. 1638 01:30:48,948 --> 01:30:53,119 [sighs] Okay. I'm Kat, I'm your teacher. 1639 01:30:53,186 --> 01:30:55,989 Let's just jump right in. Okay. You two, get up here. 1640 01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:57,357 [man] Woohoo! 1641 01:30:57,457 --> 01:30:59,759 When I clap my hands, the scene begins. 1642 01:30:59,859 --> 01:31:02,362 Don't overthink it, just stay in the moment. 1643 01:31:02,429 --> 01:31:06,900 And remember, always, always trust your partner. 1644 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:09,436 -Yes? -[crowd] Yes. 1645 01:31:11,370 --> 01:31:12,572 And... 1646 01:31:14,441 --> 01:31:16,810 ["It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones playing] 1647 01:31:25,318 --> 01:31:29,622 ♪ It's not unusual to be loved by anyone ♪ 1648 01:31:30,690 --> 01:31:34,761 ♪ It's not unusual to have fun with anyone ♪ 1649 01:31:35,929 --> 01:31:39,899 ♪ But when I see you hanging about with anyone ♪ 1650 01:31:41,201 --> 01:31:45,472 ♪ It's not unusual to see me cry ♪ 1651 01:31:45,572 --> 01:31:47,707 ♪ I wanna die ♪ 1652 01:31:48,875 --> 01:31:53,146 ♪ It's not unusual to go out at any time ♪ 1653 01:31:54,247 --> 01:31:59,352 ♪ But when I see you out and about it's such a crime ♪ 1654 01:31:59,452 --> 01:32:04,524 ♪ If you should ever wanna be loved by anyone ♪ 1655 01:32:04,624 --> 01:32:08,661 ♪ It's not unusual to find out I'm in love with you ♪ 1656 01:32:08,728 --> 01:32:11,164 ♪ Whoa-whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1657 01:32:11,231 --> 01:32:13,666 ♪ Whoa-whoa, oh-ohh ♪ 1658 01:32:13,733 --> 01:32:17,904 ♪ Whoa-whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa ♪ 1659 01:32:17,971 --> 01:32:19,806 ♪ Whoa-whoa ♪♪ 1660 01:32:19,906 --> 01:32:22,909 [rock music playing]