1 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:28,421 Excuse me, sir, is there a commode? 2 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,990 Justin! 3 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:42,235 Quick, honey, take my picture. I got the pyramid in my hand. 4 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:53,546 Justin, you get back here right now! 5 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:54,981 No, stop! 6 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:57,484 - No, no! Stop him! - Go back! Don't climb! 7 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,289 Wait, wait. 8 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,425 Hold on. Easy, little boy. 9 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,620 Okay, stop, child! Stop right there. No! 10 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:13,299 No, no, no! There he goes. 11 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:26,120 Justin! 12 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,489 I've got him! I've got him! 13 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:49,869 Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered 14 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:52,706 that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen 15 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:55,642 and replaced by a giant inflatable replica. 16 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,878 There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens 17 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,480 try to protect their beloved landmarks. 18 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:05,151 Law enforcement still has no leads, 19 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,620 leaving everyone to wonder, which of the world's villains 20 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,223 is responsible for this heinous crime? 21 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,325 And where will he strike next? 22 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,677 I'm having a bad, bad day 23 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,780 It's about time that I get my way 24 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,449 Steamrolling whatever I see 25 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:12,786 Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! 26 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:15,210 I'm having a bad, bad day 27 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,124 If you take it personal, that's okay 28 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:20,794 Watch, this is so fun to see 29 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:23,530 Despicable me 30 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,557 Morning, Gru! 31 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,590 How you doing? 32 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,128 Hello, Fred. 33 00:04:55,228 --> 00:05:00,266 FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard, 34 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,435 and I don't appreciate it. 35 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:06,139 Sorry. You know dogs. They go wherever they want to go. 36 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:07,974 Unless they're dead. 37 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:11,678 I'm joking! 38 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,682 Although, it is true. Anyway, have a good one. 39 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,185 Okay. Yeah. 40 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:23,189 Steamrolling whatever I see 41 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,525 Despicable me 42 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,428 I'm having a bad, bad day 43 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,131 If you take it personal, that's okay 44 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,137 Despicable me 45 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,679 You've got to be pulling on my leg! 46 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,550 Hello! 47 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:53,486 Cookies for sale. 48 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:57,824 Go away. I'm not home. 49 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:00,660 Yes, you are. I heard you. 50 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:04,564 No, you didn't. This 51 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,566 is a recording. 52 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,902 - No, it isn't. - Yes, it is. 53 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:13,573 Watch this. Leave a message, beep. 54 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,179 Goodbye, recorded message. 55 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:21,810 Agnes, come on. 56 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:32,892 Kyle! 57 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:36,930 Bad dog! No! No, no. Sit. My muffin. 58 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,164 Gru! 59 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:40,767 Dr Nefario. 60 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,535 I know how you must be feeling. 61 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:46,720 I, too, have encountered great disappointment, 62 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:50,577 but in my eyes, you will always be one of the greats. 63 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,712 What? What happened? 64 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:54,214 It's all over the news! 65 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,282 Some fella just stole a pyramid. 66 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:59,619 They're saying he makes all other villains look 67 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:01,955 lame. 68 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:06,359 Assemble the minions! 69 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,825 Minions, assemble! 70 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,327 Okay. Okay. 71 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:49,502 Hey! 72 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,619 Looking good, Kevin! How is the family? Good? 73 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:40,887 All right. 74 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:43,990 That's my Billy boy! What up, Larry? 75 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,600 Hello, everybody! 76 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,290 Yeah, all right! 77 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,464 Simmer down. Simmer down! 78 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,400 Thank you, okay. 79 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,403 Now, I realize that you guys probably heard 80 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:59,239 about this other villain who stole the pyramids. 81 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:01,675 Apparently, it's a big deal. 82 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:05,178 People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that. 83 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:09,416 But am I upset? No, I am not! 84 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,352 A little, 85 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:16,356 but we have had a pretty good year ourselves, 86 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:19,359 and you guys are all right in my book. 87 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,695 No, no raises! 88 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:24,931 You're not going to get any raises. 89 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,434 What did we do? 90 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:33,540 Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron! 91 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,241 Nice! 92 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,945 That's how I roll. 93 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:43,490 Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh? 94 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,251 But that's not all. 95 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,621 We stole the Statue of Liberty, 96 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,726 the small one from Las Vegas. 97 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:58,898 And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas. 98 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:01,768 Okay, I wasn't going to tell you about this yet, 99 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:06,539 but I have been working on something very big! 100 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:11,811 Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water! 101 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:16,783 And thanks to the efforts of my good friend Dr Nefario... 102 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,618 Thank you! 103 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:19,986 There he is. 104 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:21,554 He's styling. 105 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:25,492 Now, we have located a shrink ray 106 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:30,230 in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, 107 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:33,733 we will have the capability 108 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:37,771 to pull off the true crime of the century. 109 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,974 We are going to steal... 110 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:47,914 Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet. 111 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,318 Hey. 112 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,521 Dave, listen up, please. 113 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,595 Next, we are going to steal, 114 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,998 pause for effect, 115 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,967 the moon! 116 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:13,600 And once the moon is mine, 117 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:17,811 the world will give me whatever I want to get it back! 118 00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:23,216 And I will be the greatest villain of all time! 119 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:30,457 That's what I'm talking about. 120 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:33,159 Yes? 121 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,996 Hello, Gru? I've been crunching some numbers, 122 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,233 and I really don't see how we can afford this. 123 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,136 It can't be done. I'm not a miracle worker. 124 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,205 Hey, chillax. 125 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,908 I'll just get another loan from the bank. They love me! 126 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,326 Edith, stop it! 127 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,495 What? I'm just walking. 128 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,410 - Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back. - Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back. 129 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,781 Hello, girls! 130 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,717 Anybody come to adopt us while we were out? 131 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,620 Let me think. 132 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,221 No! 133 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,528 Edith! What did you put on my desk? 134 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,596 A mud pie. 135 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:48,268 You're never gonna get adopted, Edith. You know that, don't you? 136 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,637 - Yeah, I know. - Good. 137 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:54,307 So, how did it go, girls? Did we meet our quotas? 138 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:56,476 Sort of. 139 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,378 We sold 43 mini-mints, 140 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,814 30 choco-swirlies, and 18 coco-nutties. 141 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,918 Okay. 142 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:09,155 Well, you say that like it's a great sale day. 143 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,424 Look at my face! 144 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,761 Do you still think it's a great sale day? 145 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,664 Eighteen coco-nutties. 146 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:22,769 I think we can do a little better than that, don't you? 147 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,637 Yeah. 148 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:29,109 We wouldn't want to spend the weekend in the Box of Shame, would we? No. 149 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,677 - No, Miss Hattie. - No, Miss Hattie. 150 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:34,481 Okay, good. Off you go. Go clean something of mine. 151 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,784 - Hi, Penny. - Hi, Penny. 152 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,190 Hi, guys. 153 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:47,193 Hello, Mom. Sorry, I meant to call, but... 154 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,830 I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. 155 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,299 That was you, wasn't it? 156 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,170 Or was it a villain who's actually successful? 157 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,410 Just so you know, Mom, I am about to do something 158 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,877 that's very, very big, very important. 159 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:07,470 When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud. 160 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,785 Good luck with that. Okay, I'm out of here. 161 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,103 Gru to see Mr. Perkins. 162 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,605 Yes, please have a seat. 163 00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,586 That's one small step for man, 164 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,190 one giant leap for mankind. 165 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,930 Ma, someday I'm going to go to the moon. 166 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,300 I'm afraid you're too late, Son. 167 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,832 NASA isn't sending the monkeys any more. 168 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,373 Hey. 169 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:50,116 I'm applying for a new villain loan. Go by the name of Vector. 170 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,153 It's a mathematical term, 171 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,930 Vector! That's me, 172 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:05,432 'cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. 173 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,167 Oh, yeah! 174 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,104 So, all I need 175 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:14,240 is money from the bank to build a rocket. 176 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,277 - And then, the moon is ours. - Wow! 177 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,130 Well, very nice presentation. 178 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,415 I'd like to see this shrink ray. 179 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,586 Absolutely! Will do. Soon as I have it. 180 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,622 You don't have it? 181 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:33,360 And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money? 182 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,962 Apparently. 183 00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:38,310 Do you have any idea 184 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:41,434 of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru? 185 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:46,390 With far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit. 186 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:50,710 How can I put it? Let's say this apple is you. 187 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,780 If we don't start getting our money back... 188 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,317 Get the picture? 189 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:02,322 Look, Gru, the point is, there are a lot of new villains out there, 190 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,458 younger than you, hungrier than you, 191 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,560 younger than you. 192 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,963 Like that young fellow out there named Vector. 193 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,631 He just stole a pyramid! 194 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,238 I've got it. I've got it. 195 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,242 So, as far as getting money for the rocket... 196 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,345 Get the shrink ray, then we'll talk. 197 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,403 Suckers! 198 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,776 Suckers! 199 00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:10,984 We got it! 200 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,159 What? 201 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:22,280 Hey! Hey! What! Hey! 202 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:24,798 No, no, no! 203 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,502 You! 204 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:36,276 Now, maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head! 205 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,144 So long, Gru! 206 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,148 Quick! We can't let him get away! 207 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,658 Up ahead! Up ahead! 208 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,494 Fire! Fire, now! 209 00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:04,170 You missed me! 210 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,306 Come to papa! 211 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:20,854 Take that. 212 00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:24,524 How adorable. 213 00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:27,327 Got you in our sights! 214 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,363 Like taking candy from a... 215 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,531 What? 216 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,534 Hey, Gru! 217 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,737 Try this on for size! 218 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,908 That's weird. What is going... 219 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,882 This is claustrophobic! 220 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,685 No, no, no! 221 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,926 Too small! This is too small for me! 222 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,680 I hate that guy! 223 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:18,912 ...and please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep. 224 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:23,490 And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears 225 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,385 and lay eggs in our brains. 226 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,388 Great. Thanks for that image, Edith. 227 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:31,758 And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, 228 00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:34,761 and that the mommy and daddy will be nice 229 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:36,763 and have a pet unicorn. 230 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:38,398 Amen. 231 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,233 - Amen. - Amen. 232 00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:48,408 Unicorns, I love them Unicorns, I love them 233 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:52,178 Uni, uni, unicorns I love them 234 00:21:52,846 --> 00:21:55,915 Uni, unicorns, I could pet one 235 00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:58,351 If they were really real 236 00:21:58,451 --> 00:21:59,586 And they are 237 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,188 So, I bought one so I could pet it 238 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,492 Now it loves me Now I love it 239 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,671 Don't you... What the... 240 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,369 Good luck, little girls! 241 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,743 Whoa! Cool. 242 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:08,882 Hi! We're orphans from Miss Hattie's Home for Girls. 243 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,884 - I don't care. Beat it! - Come on! 244 00:24:10,984 --> 00:24:14,254 We're selling cookies so, you know, we can have a better future. 245 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,157 - Wait, wait! Do you have coco-nutties? - Yeah. 246 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,448 Light bulb. 247 00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:45,852 Dr Nefario! 248 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:49,189 I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies! 249 00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:51,257 - What? - Cookie robots! 250 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,760 - Who is this? - Oh, forget it. 251 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:03,169 Well, it appears you have cleared our background check, 252 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,472 Dr Gru. 253 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,877 And I see you have made a list 254 00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:14,714 of some of your personal achievements. 255 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,617 Thank you for that. I love reading. 256 00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:27,861 And I see you have been given the Medal of Honor 257 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:30,630 and a knighthood. 258 00:25:32,465 --> 00:25:33,967 - Me, me, me. - Me, me, me. 259 00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:35,301 Kevin? 260 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:39,139 You had your own cooking show 261 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:43,143 and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds? 262 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,911 It's not that impressive. 263 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:48,381 Idiot! 264 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:53,219 - Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! - Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 265 00:25:55,155 --> 00:25:58,158 What in the name of... What? 266 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,928 Well, here's the dealio. 267 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:06,933 Things have been so lonely since my wife, 268 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:11,338 Debbie, passed on. 269 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:14,507 It's like my heart is a tooth, 270 00:26:15,175 --> 00:26:20,460 and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children. 271 00:26:20,447 --> 00:26:21,614 I'm sorry. 272 00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:29,189 You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish? 273 00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:32,920 Do I look like I speak Spanish? 274 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,530 You have a face como un burro. 275 00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:43,536 Well, thank you! 276 00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:48,742 Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption? 277 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:50,410 So, so excited! 278 00:26:52,312 --> 00:26:55,715 Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby. 279 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:00,453 I bet the mom is beautiful! 280 00:27:00,553 --> 00:27:02,655 I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle. 281 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:05,558 I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears. 282 00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:08,828 I'm just saying it'd be nice. 283 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:13,233 My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. 284 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:14,934 That's a Cheeto. 285 00:27:18,710 --> 00:27:21,574 Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman. 286 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,412 Who's Debbie? 287 00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:26,913 Your wife. 288 00:27:27,347 --> 00:27:28,848 Hi, girls! 289 00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:41,695 Girls, I want you to meet Mr. Gru. 290 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,131 He's going to adopt you. 291 00:27:45,198 --> 00:27:47,767 And he's a dentist! 292 00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:51,438 Yeah! 293 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:59,546 Hi. I'm Margo. This is Edith. 294 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:01,948 And that's Agnes. 295 00:28:02,150 --> 00:28:03,983 I got your leg, I got your leg! 296 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:07,153 Okay, that is enough, little girl. 297 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:09,556 - Let go of my leg. Come on. You can do it. - Higher! 298 00:28:09,656 --> 00:28:11,958 - Higher! - Just release your grip. Wow! 299 00:28:12,225 --> 00:28:15,395 How do you remove them? Is there a command? 300 00:28:15,495 --> 00:28:17,464 Some nonstick spray? 301 00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:20,633 Crowbar? 302 00:28:22,402 --> 00:28:25,710 Okay, girls, let's go. 303 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:50,363 Oh, yeah! 304 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:54,734 Pretty impressive! 305 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,400 What are you looking at? 306 00:28:58,710 --> 00:28:59,339 Boo-ya! 307 00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:03,543 You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash! 308 00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:05,211 Take that! 309 00:29:06,346 --> 00:29:08,114 You done been shrunk! 310 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:10,183 Yello? 311 00:29:11,170 --> 00:29:13,190 I got the shrink ray, all right. 312 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,723 No, I'm not playing with it. 313 00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:18,291 Gru? 314 00:29:20,930 --> 00:29:21,928 Don't make me laugh! No. 315 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:24,964 P.S., he is not getting the moon, 316 00:29:25,650 --> 00:29:28,101 and P.P.S., by the time I'm done with him, 317 00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:29,736 he's gonna be begging for mercy. 318 00:29:31,805 --> 00:29:33,390 Okay, bye. 319 00:29:35,410 --> 00:29:39,112 Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby... 320 00:29:40,547 --> 00:29:42,382 Curse you, tiny toilet! 321 00:29:47,530 --> 00:29:49,122 Okay, here we are. 322 00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:50,757 Home sweet home. 323 00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:56,129 So, this is, like, your house? 324 00:29:56,930 --> 00:29:58,231 Wait a sec... 325 00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:01,670 You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message! 326 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:03,136 No, that was someone else. 327 00:30:16,683 --> 00:30:17,984 Can I hold your hand? 328 00:30:18,785 --> 00:30:19,819 No. 329 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,968 When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this'd be more like Annie. 330 00:30:43,877 --> 00:30:45,178 No, hey! 331 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:52,452 Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests. 332 00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:55,155 Girls, this is Kyle, my 333 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:56,289 dog. 334 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,193 Fluffy doggy! 335 00:31:05,632 --> 00:31:06,800 What kind of dog is that? 336 00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:09,502 He is a... I don't know. 337 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:13,573 Do you really think that this is an appropriate place for little kids? 338 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:15,742 'Cause it's not. 339 00:31:16,810 --> 00:31:19,179 No! No! Stay away from there! 340 00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:20,814 It's fragile. 341 00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:26,853 Well, I suppose the plan will work with two. 342 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,723 Hey! It's dark in here. 343 00:31:32,592 --> 00:31:34,928 It poked a hole in my juice box. 344 00:31:39,899 --> 00:31:41,167 As you can see, 345 00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:44,738 I have provided everything a child might need. 346 00:31:46,606 --> 00:31:47,707 All right. 347 00:31:48,842 --> 00:31:51,211 Okay. As I was saying... Hey! 348 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:53,446 Somebody broke that. 349 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:57,584 Okay, okay. Clearly, we need to set some rules. 350 00:31:57,684 --> 00:31:59,519 Rule number one. 351 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:02,188 You will not touch anything. 352 00:32:02,255 --> 00:32:04,900 What about the floor? 353 00:32:04,524 --> 00:32:06,559 Yes, you may touch the floor. 354 00:32:06,626 --> 00:32:08,280 What about the air? 355 00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:10,196 Yes, you may touch the air! 356 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:11,297 What about this? 357 00:32:14,467 --> 00:32:16,436 - Where did you get that? - Found it. 358 00:32:16,536 --> 00:32:20,306 Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while I'm working. 359 00:32:20,407 --> 00:32:22,275 Rule number three. 360 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:26,813 You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle 361 00:32:27,147 --> 00:32:29,549 or sneeze or burp or fart! 362 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:34,554 So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right? 363 00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:36,890 Does this count as annoying? 364 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:41,594 Very! 365 00:32:43,897 --> 00:32:46,466 I will see you in six hours. 366 00:32:48,568 --> 00:32:52,472 Okay, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. 367 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:57,477 We're gonna be really happy here. Right? Agnes? 368 00:33:26,390 --> 00:33:29,420 Question. What are these? 369 00:33:29,976 --> 00:33:33,130 A dozen boogie robots! Boogie! 370 00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:36,549 Look at this. Watch me! 371 00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:43,123 Cookie robots. I said cookie robots. 372 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:46,292 Why are you so old? 373 00:33:48,728 --> 00:33:50,463 Okay. I'm on it. 374 00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:52,632 Hello? 375 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:09,549 TV! 376 00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:30,603 What is that? 377 00:34:30,837 --> 00:34:33,239 - Look at that! - That is cool! 378 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:35,375 Come on! 379 00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:38,178 I don't think he's a dentist. 380 00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:53,860 We've been working on this for a while. 381 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:56,696 It's a anti-gravity serum. 382 00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:05,805 I meant to close that. He'll be all right, I'm sure. 383 00:35:05,905 --> 00:35:08,942 - Do the effects wear off? - So far, 384 00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:11,440 no. No, they don't. 385 00:35:12,579 --> 00:35:15,648 And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered. 386 00:35:19,319 --> 00:35:20,387 No, no. 387 00:35:20,453 --> 00:35:24,290 I said "dart gun", not... Okay. 388 00:35:24,891 --> 00:35:27,627 Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering 389 00:35:27,727 --> 00:35:30,330 under what circumstances would we use this? 390 00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:31,898 But, anyway. 391 00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:35,402 What I really wanted to show you was this. 392 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:43,276 Now those are cookie robots! 393 00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:47,647 La, la, la, la I love unicorns 394 00:35:47,747 --> 00:35:51,418 What are you doing here? I told you to stay in the kitchen! 395 00:35:51,484 --> 00:35:54,154 We got bored. What is this place? 396 00:35:54,254 --> 00:35:55,989 Can I drink this? 397 00:35:56,890 --> 00:35:58,525 Do you want to explode? 398 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,194 Gru! 399 00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:03,263 Get back in the kitchen! 400 00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:05,465 - Will you play with us? - No. 401 00:36:05,865 --> 00:36:08,101 - Why? - Because I'm busy. 402 00:36:08,168 --> 00:36:09,769 Doing what? 403 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:12,772 Okay, okay, you got me. 404 00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:15,608 The dentist thing is more of a hobby. 405 00:36:16,176 --> 00:36:18,611 In real life, I am a spy. 406 00:36:19,112 --> 00:36:22,282 And it is top secret, and you may not tell anybody, 407 00:36:22,349 --> 00:36:24,451 - because if you do... - What does this do? 408 00:36:28,321 --> 00:36:29,456 Hey! 409 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:31,725 My unicorn! 410 00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:33,727 You have to fix it. 411 00:36:33,827 --> 00:36:37,300 Fix it? Look, it has been disintegrated. 412 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:39,132 By definition, it cannot be fixed. 413 00:36:44,404 --> 00:36:46,573 That's freaking me out. What is she doing? 414 00:36:46,673 --> 00:36:49,843 She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one. 415 00:36:51,211 --> 00:36:54,581 It is just a toy. Now stop it! 416 00:36:56,883 --> 00:36:59,190 Okay, okay! I'll fix it! 417 00:36:59,419 --> 00:37:01,388 Tim! Mark! Phil! 418 00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:05,325 This is very important. 419 00:37:05,392 --> 00:37:08,895 You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy. 420 00:37:14,934 --> 00:37:16,836 Hey, hey, hey! A toy! 421 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,106 Go, and hurry! 422 00:37:20,206 --> 00:37:21,374 What are those? 423 00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:24,611 They are my cousins. 424 00:37:25,445 --> 00:37:27,130 Jerry! Stuart! 425 00:37:28,810 --> 00:37:31,840 Watch them, and keep them away from me, please. 426 00:37:48,368 --> 00:37:50,737 - Wow! - Wow! 427 00:38:55,802 --> 00:38:56,970 It was your cousin's idea. 428 00:38:57,303 --> 00:38:58,471 What? 429 00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:00,340 Okay, bedtime. 430 00:39:03,643 --> 00:39:05,111 Not you two! 431 00:39:06,646 --> 00:39:11,351 Okey-dokey. Beddie-bye. All tucked in. Sweet dreams. 432 00:39:13,286 --> 00:39:15,121 Just so you know, 433 00:39:15,188 --> 00:39:17,157 you're never gonna be my dad. 434 00:39:17,724 --> 00:39:19,826 I think I can live with that. 435 00:39:21,494 --> 00:39:23,329 Are these beds made out of bombs? 436 00:39:23,863 --> 00:39:28,340 Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. 437 00:39:28,968 --> 00:39:31,400 But try not to toss and turn. 438 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:32,205 Cool. 439 00:39:33,173 --> 00:39:36,343 - Will you read us a bedtime story? - No. 440 00:39:36,409 --> 00:39:39,512 But we can't go to sleep without a bedtime story. 441 00:39:39,579 --> 00:39:43,183 Well, then it's going to be a long night for you, isn't it? 442 00:39:44,170 --> 00:39:47,654 So, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. 443 00:39:47,721 --> 00:39:51,591 Because there are literally thousands of them. 444 00:39:52,692 --> 00:39:55,829 And there's probably something in your closet. 445 00:39:57,397 --> 00:39:59,566 He's just kidding, Agnes. 446 00:40:21,788 --> 00:40:23,723 It's beautiful. 447 00:40:52,118 --> 00:40:54,587 Girls, let's go. 448 00:40:54,654 --> 00:40:57,490 Time to deliver the cookies! 449 00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:01,127 Okay. But first, we're going to dance class. 450 00:41:01,227 --> 00:41:04,130 Actually, we're going to have to skip the dance class today. 451 00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:08,768 Actually, we can't skip the dance class today. 452 00:41:08,835 --> 00:41:10,837 We have a big recital coming up. 453 00:41:10,937 --> 00:41:14,174 - We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake. - Yeah, Swan Lake! 454 00:41:14,274 --> 00:41:16,900 That's fantastic. Wonderful. 455 00:41:16,109 --> 00:41:20,180 But we're going to deliver cookies! Come on! 456 00:41:22,349 --> 00:41:23,416 No. 457 00:41:24,284 --> 00:41:25,318 No? 458 00:41:25,418 --> 00:41:28,621 We're not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class. 459 00:41:28,688 --> 00:41:29,823 Really? 460 00:41:29,923 --> 00:41:33,626 Well, I am not driving you to dance class. 461 00:41:33,693 --> 00:41:39,990 So if you want to go, you are going to have to walk yourselves. 462 00:41:45,171 --> 00:41:46,473 What are you doing? 463 00:41:46,539 --> 00:41:48,308 Walking to dance class. 464 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:50,343 Ya? Okay, fine. 465 00:41:50,443 --> 00:41:54,314 You just keep walking, because I'm really not driving you! 466 00:41:54,381 --> 00:41:55,615 Okay. 467 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,552 You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru! 468 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,550 Seriously, I'm going to count to three! 469 00:42:02,155 --> 00:42:04,124 And you had better be in this car! 470 00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:07,827 Here we go! One! Two! 471 00:42:07,894 --> 00:42:11,498 ...three, four and five. 472 00:42:11,564 --> 00:42:14,501 And lift, and stretch. 473 00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:17,170 And one, and two... 474 00:42:17,237 --> 00:42:19,372 - Here you go. - What is it? 475 00:42:19,472 --> 00:42:23,900 Your ticket to the dance recital. You are coming, right? 476 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:24,744 Of course, of course. 477 00:42:24,844 --> 00:42:27,914 I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on. 478 00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:29,883 Pinkie promise? 479 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,320 Oh, yes. My pinkie promises. 480 00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:52,205 All right. Our first customer is a man named Vector. 481 00:42:52,272 --> 00:42:54,400 But he's a V. 482 00:42:54,107 --> 00:42:56,760 You know, we're supposed to start with the A's. 483 00:42:56,176 --> 00:42:58,780 Then we go to the B's. Then we... 484 00:42:58,178 --> 00:43:03,830 Yes, yes! I went to kindergarten. I know how the alphabet works! 485 00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,388 I was just thinking 486 00:43:08,455 --> 00:43:12,225 that it might be nice to deliver Mr. Vector's first. 487 00:43:12,292 --> 00:43:13,927 That is all. 488 00:43:17,197 --> 00:43:19,733 Almost over. It's almost over. 489 00:43:21,801 --> 00:43:26,720 Girls, welcome back to the fortress of Vector-tude! 490 00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:29,576 Do you have my cookies for me? 491 00:43:37,283 --> 00:43:39,252 Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes, 492 00:43:39,319 --> 00:43:44,570 two caramel clumpies and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties. 493 00:43:44,124 --> 00:43:47,727 Exactly. I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies. 494 00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:48,895 Not likely. 495 00:43:48,962 --> 00:43:51,131 Name one person who ordered more cookies than me. 496 00:43:51,231 --> 00:43:52,766 That'll be $52. 497 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,634 Right. 498 00:44:02,175 --> 00:44:04,944 Seven, eight, nine... 499 00:44:05,812 --> 00:44:08,415 Tic Tacs! Where was I? 500 00:44:08,481 --> 00:44:11,685 Seven, eight, nine... 501 00:44:11,785 --> 00:44:13,586 Why are you wearing pajamas? 502 00:44:14,587 --> 00:44:17,957 These aren't pajamas! This is a warm-up suit. 503 00:44:34,641 --> 00:44:36,976 - What are you warming up for? - Stuff. 504 00:44:37,430 --> 00:44:38,111 What sort of stuff? 505 00:44:38,178 --> 00:44:40,613 Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand. 506 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,115 Like sleeping? 507 00:44:42,182 --> 00:44:45,510 They are not pajamas! 508 00:44:56,896 --> 00:45:00,133 Here you go, 52 big ones. 509 00:45:18,218 --> 00:45:19,686 Bye! 510 00:46:13,606 --> 00:46:14,974 Come on! 511 00:46:37,970 --> 00:46:38,898 What the... 512 00:46:41,735 --> 00:46:43,403 Quiet down, fish! 513 00:46:50,443 --> 00:46:51,511 Down, boy! 514 00:47:14,601 --> 00:47:17,937 We did it! Come on, girls, let's go! 515 00:47:25,812 --> 00:47:28,948 But what about the other people who ordered cookies? 516 00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:31,718 Life is full of disappointments 517 00:47:31,818 --> 00:47:33,553 for some people. 518 00:47:39,292 --> 00:47:40,827 Don't do that! 519 00:47:40,894 --> 00:47:43,897 Super Silly Fun Land! Can we go? Please? 520 00:47:44,330 --> 00:47:45,398 No. 521 00:47:45,498 --> 00:47:48,100 But we've never been. And it's the funnest place on earth! 522 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,135 Don't care. 523 00:47:49,202 --> 00:47:50,337 - Please? - Please? 524 00:47:50,403 --> 00:47:52,380 We'll never ask for anything else, ever again! 525 00:47:52,138 --> 00:47:54,174 - Pretty please? - Please? 526 00:48:01,348 --> 00:48:03,249 - Come on! - Come on! 527 00:48:03,850 --> 00:48:06,152 Light bulb. 528 00:48:10,890 --> 00:48:12,692 Come on! 529 00:48:12,759 --> 00:48:15,729 Goodbye, have fun. 530 00:48:19,165 --> 00:48:22,702 Sorry, dude. They can't ride without an adult. 531 00:48:22,769 --> 00:48:24,204 What? 532 00:49:20,927 --> 00:49:22,950 Oh, my gosh! 533 00:49:22,162 --> 00:49:24,597 Look at that fluffy unicorn! 534 00:49:27,333 --> 00:49:29,636 He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die! 535 00:49:29,736 --> 00:49:31,171 You've gotta let us play for it! 536 00:49:31,271 --> 00:49:32,972 No, no, no. 537 00:49:33,730 --> 00:49:34,341 Come on! 538 00:49:35,909 --> 00:49:38,445 How much for the fluffy unicorn? 539 00:49:39,646 --> 00:49:41,581 Well, it is not for sale. 540 00:49:41,648 --> 00:49:43,616 But all you gotta do to win it 541 00:49:43,616 --> 00:49:46,619 is knock down that little spaceship there. 542 00:49:47,487 --> 00:49:48,621 It's easy! 543 00:49:56,996 --> 00:49:58,298 Yay! 544 00:50:10,276 --> 00:50:11,478 Again! 545 00:50:12,178 --> 00:50:14,647 - Wait! - Come on. One more time! 546 00:50:14,714 --> 00:50:15,882 Just one more. 547 00:50:15,982 --> 00:50:18,318 I accidentally closed my eyes. 548 00:50:33,666 --> 00:50:35,668 - I hit it! I hit it! - That was cool. 549 00:50:40,140 --> 00:50:43,900 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that? 550 00:50:43,743 --> 00:50:46,846 She hit that. I saw that with my own eyes. 551 00:50:46,913 --> 00:50:49,683 Hey, buddy, let me explain something to you. 552 00:50:49,749 --> 00:50:54,320 You see that little tin spaceship? You see how it's not knocked over? 553 00:50:54,387 --> 00:50:57,223 Do you know what that means, professor? 554 00:50:57,323 --> 00:51:00,860 It means you don't get the unicorn! 555 00:51:02,996 --> 00:51:04,864 Somebody's got a frowny face. 556 00:51:04,931 --> 00:51:07,367 Boo! Better luck next time! 557 00:51:09,569 --> 00:51:12,272 Okay, my turn. 558 00:51:33,727 --> 00:51:36,229 Knocked over! 559 00:51:40,567 --> 00:51:43,470 - It's so fluffy! - Yeah! 560 00:51:44,104 --> 00:51:46,239 That was awesome! 561 00:51:46,306 --> 00:51:47,941 You blew up the whole thing! 562 00:51:48,410 --> 00:51:50,410 Let's go. Let's try another game! 563 00:51:57,450 --> 00:51:59,886 Gru, do you mind if I have a quick word? 564 00:52:00,620 --> 00:52:02,889 Okay, girls, go play. 565 00:52:10,430 --> 00:52:12,732 I got the shrink ray! 566 00:52:15,335 --> 00:52:17,570 Cotton candy! 567 00:52:18,571 --> 00:52:22,509 We have 12 days until the moon is in optimum position. 568 00:52:22,609 --> 00:52:24,744 We can't afford any distractions! 569 00:52:26,479 --> 00:52:27,747 Get me Perkins. 570 00:52:35,789 --> 00:52:37,924 Sorry to bother you, Mr. Perkins, 571 00:52:37,991 --> 00:52:41,961 but I figured that you would want to see this! 572 00:52:42,762 --> 00:52:43,863 What? 573 00:52:56,376 --> 00:52:58,878 Well done, Gru. Rather impressive. 574 00:52:58,978 --> 00:53:01,981 Now, the rest of the plan is simple. 575 00:53:02,615 --> 00:53:06,353 I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. 576 00:53:06,453 --> 00:53:10,156 I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet. 577 00:53:10,223 --> 00:53:11,858 What? 578 00:53:11,958 --> 00:53:14,600 Sorry. Sorry! 579 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,297 Could you excuse me for just one second? 580 00:53:17,364 --> 00:53:18,798 I told you not to touch my things. 581 00:53:18,865 --> 00:53:21,868 I told you, I told you. I've told you a thousand times. 582 00:53:21,968 --> 00:53:23,670 Hey, can we order pizza? 583 00:53:23,737 --> 00:53:25,672 Pizza? You just had lunch. 584 00:53:25,739 --> 00:53:26,906 Not now, for dinner. 585 00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:28,541 Dinner? 586 00:53:28,641 --> 00:53:31,478 Just... Fine, fine, fine, whatever. Just get back in there! 587 00:53:31,544 --> 00:53:33,346 Can we get stuffed crust? 588 00:53:34,581 --> 00:53:35,849 - Stuffed crust! - Stuffed crust! 589 00:53:35,915 --> 00:53:37,517 I'll stuff you all in the crust! 590 00:53:39,519 --> 00:53:40,887 You're funny! 591 00:53:40,987 --> 00:53:43,723 Just don't come out of that room again! 592 00:53:44,257 --> 00:53:45,325 All right. 593 00:53:46,226 --> 00:53:49,662 Sorry about that. Where were we? 594 00:53:49,729 --> 00:53:51,331 You were sitting on the toilet. 595 00:53:51,398 --> 00:53:55,935 No, no, no! No, I'm sorry. It was a little attempt at humor. 596 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,838 I know how much you like to laugh 597 00:54:01,274 --> 00:54:05,111 inside. Now, I was saying... 598 00:54:08,715 --> 00:54:10,684 You don't seem terribly focused, Gru. 599 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:13,119 Believe me, I am completely focused. 600 00:54:13,219 --> 00:54:15,221 - Hello! - What? 601 00:54:15,288 --> 00:54:16,456 That guy is huge! 602 00:54:16,556 --> 00:54:17,957 - Are we on TV? - What are those? Children? 603 00:54:18,580 --> 00:54:20,860 What are you doing? I told you to stay out of here! 604 00:54:26,660 --> 00:54:27,300 No, no, no! 605 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,435 Freeze ray! 606 00:54:28,535 --> 00:54:30,136 Mr. Gru? 607 00:54:34,874 --> 00:54:36,209 Okay. 608 00:54:37,577 --> 00:54:38,945 As I was saying... 609 00:54:39,450 --> 00:54:42,882 No need to continue. I've seen quite enough. 610 00:54:42,949 --> 00:54:45,318 - But my plan... - Is a great plan. 611 00:54:45,418 --> 00:54:48,588 I love everything about your plan, except for one thing. 612 00:54:49,456 --> 00:54:50,790 You. 613 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:57,630 Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon! 614 00:55:00,734 --> 00:55:04,771 Look, Mom, I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni! 615 00:55:07,407 --> 00:55:11,778 Look, Mom, I made a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype! 616 00:55:23,230 --> 00:55:24,791 I don't understand. 617 00:55:25,125 --> 00:55:27,427 Let's face reality, Gru. 618 00:55:27,494 --> 00:55:32,265 You've been at this for far too long with far too little success. 619 00:55:32,465 --> 00:55:36,670 We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a... 620 00:55:37,504 --> 00:55:39,139 Well, a younger villain. 621 00:55:39,205 --> 00:55:40,707 But I... 622 00:55:40,807 --> 00:55:42,876 It's over. Goodbye, Gru. 623 00:56:04,130 --> 00:56:08,635 Now, I know there have been some rumors going around 624 00:56:08,702 --> 00:56:12,500 that the bank is no longer funding us. 625 00:56:12,872 --> 00:56:15,675 Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest. 626 00:56:17,811 --> 00:56:19,746 They are true. 627 00:56:21,681 --> 00:56:23,883 In terms of money, 628 00:56:25,510 --> 00:56:27,220 we have no money. 629 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,889 So how will we get to the moon? 630 00:56:31,570 --> 00:56:32,892 The answer is clear. 631 00:56:32,992 --> 00:56:34,561 We won't. 632 00:56:37,597 --> 00:56:39,899 We are doomed. 633 00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:46,390 Now would probably be a good time to look for other employment options. 634 00:56:47,674 --> 00:56:48,775 I know. 635 00:56:48,875 --> 00:56:51,511 I have fired up my resume 636 00:56:51,544 --> 00:56:54,800 as I suggest that all of you do, as well. 637 00:56:55,810 --> 00:56:56,683 What is it? 638 00:56:58,585 --> 00:57:01,888 Can't you see that I am in the middle of a pep talk? 639 00:57:31,551 --> 00:57:32,919 Yes! 640 00:57:32,986 --> 00:57:35,922 Yes, we will build our own rocket 641 00:57:36,556 --> 00:57:40,930 using this and whatever else we can find! 642 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:44,164 Grab everything! Hit the junkyards! Take apart the cars! 643 00:57:44,664 --> 00:57:46,566 Who needs the bank? 644 00:57:46,633 --> 00:57:48,401 Let's go. Let's go! 645 00:58:38,651 --> 00:58:40,653 Mom! What are you doing here? 646 00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:46,493 Not cool. 647 00:58:47,494 --> 00:58:52,650 And here, he's all dressed up in his Sunday best. 648 00:58:52,732 --> 00:58:54,934 He looks like a girl! 649 00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:58,171 Yes, he does. An ugly girl! 650 00:59:20,994 --> 00:59:22,595 You're funny! 651 00:59:36,109 --> 00:59:39,450 Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy! 652 00:59:57,163 --> 00:59:59,699 Mr. Perkins, your son is here. 653 00:59:59,799 --> 01:00:01,634 Send him in. 654 01:00:02,802 --> 01:00:04,471 Hey, Dad. 655 01:00:05,305 --> 01:00:06,740 You wanted to see me? 656 01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:09,809 - Yes, I did, Victor. - I am not Victor any more. 657 01:00:09,876 --> 01:00:13,346 Victor was my nerd name. Now I am Vector! 658 01:00:13,413 --> 01:00:14,748 Sit down! 659 01:00:16,383 --> 01:00:18,818 Do you know where the shrink ray is? 660 01:00:19,219 --> 01:00:21,187 Duh! Back at my place. 661 01:00:21,254 --> 01:00:24,157 Oh, is that right? Back at your place? That's cool. 662 01:00:24,224 --> 01:00:28,495 I guess Gru must just have one that looks exactly like it! 663 01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,334 What the... Those girls sold me cookies! 664 01:00:34,601 --> 01:00:38,371 Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be? 665 01:00:38,438 --> 01:00:40,240 I give you the opportunity of a lifetime, 666 01:00:40,340 --> 01:00:42,175 and you just blow it! 667 01:00:43,430 --> 01:00:46,346 - No, I didn't. - Oh, really? 668 01:00:46,746 --> 01:00:49,616 You just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon. 669 01:00:49,716 --> 01:00:52,719 Squid-launcher! Oh, yeah! 670 01:00:55,689 --> 01:00:57,857 There's a squid on my face! 671 01:00:59,392 --> 01:01:00,694 Don't worry. 672 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:04,300 The moon is as good as ours. 673 01:01:06,866 --> 01:01:08,368 Come on now, it's bedtime. 674 01:01:08,435 --> 01:01:11,604 Did you brush your teeth? Let me smell. Let me smell. 675 01:01:12,238 --> 01:01:13,606 You did not! 676 01:01:13,707 --> 01:01:17,777 Put on your PGs. Hold still. Okay, seriously! Seriously! 677 01:01:17,877 --> 01:01:22,382 This is beddie-bye time, right now. I'm not kidding around. I mean it! 678 01:01:22,449 --> 01:01:25,218 - But we're not tired! - Well, I am tired. 679 01:01:25,285 --> 01:01:27,487 Will you read us a bedtime story? 680 01:01:31,391 --> 01:01:32,759 No. 681 01:01:32,826 --> 01:01:34,940 Pretty please! 682 01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:37,997 The physical appearance of the "please" makes no difference. 683 01:01:38,980 --> 01:01:40,166 It is still no, so go to sleep. 684 01:01:40,266 --> 01:01:42,402 But we can't. We're all hyper! 685 01:01:42,469 --> 01:01:44,270 And without a bedtime story, 686 01:01:44,270 --> 01:01:46,973 we'll just keep getting up and bugging you. 687 01:01:47,730 --> 01:01:48,141 All night long. 688 01:01:50,310 --> 01:01:51,578 Fine. 689 01:01:52,612 --> 01:01:55,615 All right, all right. Sleepy Kittens. 690 01:01:56,820 --> 01:01:57,417 Sleepy Kittens? 691 01:01:57,817 --> 01:01:59,252 - What are these? - Puppets. 692 01:01:59,686 --> 01:02:01,988 You use them when you tell the story. 693 01:02:09,950 --> 01:02:11,631 Okay, let's get this over with. 694 01:02:12,132 --> 01:02:16,369 "Three little kittens loved to play, they had fun in the sun all day. 695 01:02:16,469 --> 01:02:20,874 Then their mother came out and said, 'Time for kittens to go to bed.'" 696 01:02:20,974 --> 01:02:24,844 Wow! This is garbage. You actually like this? 697 01:02:24,944 --> 01:02:26,379 Keep reading! 698 01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:29,549 - Come on! - All right, all right, all right. 699 01:02:29,649 --> 01:02:32,218 "Three little kittens started to bawl, 700 01:02:32,318 --> 01:02:34,654 'Mommy, we're not tired at all.' 701 01:02:34,721 --> 01:02:37,290 Their mother smiled and said with a purr, 702 01:02:37,357 --> 01:02:41,270 'Fine, but at least you should brush your fur.'" 703 01:02:41,127 --> 01:02:43,296 Now you brush the fur. 704 01:02:44,998 --> 01:02:46,733 This is literature? 705 01:02:46,833 --> 01:02:50,700 A 2-year-old could have written this. All right. 706 01:02:50,637 --> 01:02:53,640 "Three little kittens with fur all brushed 707 01:02:53,707 --> 01:02:57,143 said, 'We can't sleep, we feel too rushed!' 708 01:02:57,210 --> 01:03:00,313 Their mother replied, with a voice like silk, 709 01:03:00,380 --> 01:03:03,316 'Fine, but at least you should drink your milk.'" 710 01:03:03,383 --> 01:03:05,719 Now make them drink the milk. 711 01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:13,927 I don't like this book. This is going on forever. 712 01:03:14,270 --> 01:03:17,397 "Three little kittens, with milk all gone, 713 01:03:17,397 --> 01:03:20,367 rubbed their eyes and started to yawn. 714 01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:29,776 'We can't sleep, we can't even try.' 715 01:03:29,843 --> 01:03:32,545 Then their mother sang a lullaby. 716 01:03:32,612 --> 01:03:38,385 'Good night kittens, close your eyes. Sleep in peace until you rise. 717 01:03:38,952 --> 01:03:42,188 Though while you sleep, we are apart, 718 01:03:42,255 --> 01:03:47,270 your mommy loves you with all her heart.'" 719 01:03:51,310 --> 01:03:53,366 The end. Okay, good night. 720 01:03:54,367 --> 01:03:56,603 - Wait! - What? 721 01:03:56,703 --> 01:03:58,571 What about good night kisses? 722 01:04:00,540 --> 01:04:04,277 No, no. There will be no kissing or hugging or kissing. 723 01:04:07,213 --> 01:04:09,783 He is not gonna kiss us good night, Agnes. 724 01:04:10,417 --> 01:04:12,452 I like him. He's nice. 725 01:04:12,552 --> 01:04:13,887 But scary. 726 01:04:15,121 --> 01:04:16,423 Like Santa! 727 01:04:34,941 --> 01:04:39,145 Only 48 hours till the launch, and all systems are go. 728 01:04:41,414 --> 01:04:43,830 About that, 729 01:04:43,583 --> 01:04:47,821 I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist. 730 01:04:47,921 --> 01:04:53,493 Please tell me this is not as a result of the girls' dance recital, is it? 731 01:04:53,593 --> 01:04:55,795 No, no, no! 732 01:04:55,862 --> 01:04:58,932 The recital? Don't... That's stupid! 733 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:03,937 I just think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday. 734 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:09,609 I was thinking, maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing, right? 735 01:05:10,310 --> 01:05:13,947 Gru, you and I have been working on this for years. 736 01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:16,116 It's everything we've dreamed of. 737 01:05:16,182 --> 01:05:18,118 Your chance to make history, 738 01:05:18,184 --> 01:05:21,388 become the man who stole the moon! 739 01:05:21,488 --> 01:05:25,291 But these girls are becoming a major distraction! 740 01:05:25,358 --> 01:05:26,693 They need to go. 741 01:05:27,460 --> 01:05:31,464 If you don't do something about it, then I will. 742 01:05:33,133 --> 01:05:34,801 I understand. 743 01:05:43,209 --> 01:05:45,879 we will make the "clink" sound with our mouths. 744 01:05:45,979 --> 01:05:47,147 Ready? Edith? 745 01:05:47,213 --> 01:05:48,281 - Clink. - Clink. 746 01:05:48,348 --> 01:05:50,350 There we go. And now we drink. 747 01:05:51,117 --> 01:05:52,152 And Agnes? 748 01:05:52,218 --> 01:05:53,319 - Clink. - Clink. 749 01:05:53,386 --> 01:05:54,788 Very good! 750 01:05:56,489 --> 01:05:57,857 Excuse me, girls. 751 01:05:58,224 --> 01:05:59,359 Come on! 752 01:05:59,459 --> 01:06:02,996 Don't worry, I'll be back. Keep clinking. 753 01:06:03,463 --> 01:06:04,564 - Clink, clink. - Clink, clink. 754 01:06:06,966 --> 01:06:08,835 Miss Hattie, what are you doing here? 755 01:06:08,902 --> 01:06:10,203 I'm here for the girls. 756 01:06:10,203 --> 01:06:12,839 I received a call that you wanted to return them. 757 01:06:15,408 --> 01:06:19,679 And also, I did purchase a Spanish dictionary. 758 01:06:23,830 --> 01:06:24,317 I didn't like what you said. 759 01:06:24,384 --> 01:06:25,752 But... 760 01:06:32,580 --> 01:06:34,661 I will get the girls ready. 761 01:06:44,537 --> 01:06:47,700 Don't let her take us, Mr. Gru! 762 01:06:48,241 --> 01:06:50,110 Tell her you wanna keep us. 763 01:06:50,210 --> 01:06:52,212 All right, girls. Come on, let's go. 764 01:06:52,278 --> 01:06:54,781 Goodbye, Mr. Gru. Thanks for everything. 765 01:07:10,897 --> 01:07:12,966 I did it for your own good. 766 01:07:13,366 --> 01:07:16,436 Come on, let's go get that moon. 767 01:07:18,271 --> 01:07:19,372 Right. 768 01:08:35,949 --> 01:08:37,500 What is this for? 769 01:08:38,718 --> 01:08:40,200 The recital? 770 01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:43,356 I am the greatest criminal mind of the century. 771 01:08:43,456 --> 01:08:47,527 I don't go to little girls' dance recitals! 772 01:09:08,348 --> 01:09:13,319 Opening launch bay doors. Commencing launch sequence. 773 01:09:13,386 --> 01:09:18,391 And we are good to go in T minus 10 seconds. 774 01:09:19,492 --> 01:09:23,930 Ten, nine, eight, seven, 775 01:09:24,300 --> 01:09:25,650 six... 776 01:09:51,124 --> 01:09:52,392 Oh, yeah! 777 01:09:54,361 --> 01:09:56,896 Nice work, Doctor. All systems go. 778 01:09:57,297 --> 01:09:58,398 Boo-ya! 779 01:10:09,642 --> 01:10:11,244 My flight suit. 780 01:10:12,979 --> 01:10:16,149 Oh, yeah! Once again, the mighty... 781 01:11:34,270 --> 01:11:35,729 I've got it! 782 01:11:37,230 --> 01:11:40,330 I've got the moon! 783 01:11:40,166 --> 01:11:42,936 I've got the moon! 784 01:11:58,510 --> 01:11:59,552 I can make it! 785 01:12:06,793 --> 01:12:09,129 - Wait a minute! - Kevin! 786 01:12:12,265 --> 01:12:13,867 Come on, come on! 787 01:12:22,108 --> 01:12:23,710 He's still not here. 788 01:12:23,777 --> 01:12:26,212 Why would he come? He gave us up. 789 01:12:26,279 --> 01:12:27,814 But he pinkie promised! 790 01:12:27,914 --> 01:12:30,650 Girls, girls, places! 791 01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:33,553 No, we can't start yet! We're still expecting someone. 792 01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:35,989 Can we just wait a few more minutes? 793 01:12:39,826 --> 01:12:42,262 All right. But just a few more minutes. 794 01:12:42,328 --> 01:12:44,431 He's not coming, guys. 795 01:12:47,901 --> 01:12:49,903 Gru! Gru, can you hear me? 796 01:12:52,238 --> 01:12:55,775 Quick, we have to warn him, and fast! 797 01:13:30,777 --> 01:13:32,779 Okay, okay. There's the library. 798 01:13:32,846 --> 01:13:35,548 That's Third Street. The dance studio... 799 01:13:35,648 --> 01:13:37,500 There! There! There it is! 800 01:14:14,521 --> 01:14:16,923 Sorry, buddy. Show's over. 801 01:14:17,257 --> 01:14:18,892 Over? 802 01:14:56,863 --> 01:14:58,365 Vector, open up! 803 01:15:00,100 --> 01:15:02,602 First give me the moon. Then we'll talk. 804 01:15:16,149 --> 01:15:18,651 - Mr. Gru! - Zip it, Happy Meal. 805 01:15:18,752 --> 01:15:20,253 Now, the girls. 806 01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:24,724 Actually, I think I'll hold on to them a little while longer. 807 01:15:24,791 --> 01:15:25,825 No! 808 01:15:25,925 --> 01:15:28,595 Oh, yeah! Unpredictable! 809 01:15:29,295 --> 01:15:30,797 Listen close, you little punk. 810 01:15:30,897 --> 01:15:34,234 When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain! 811 01:15:35,502 --> 01:15:37,337 I'm really scared! 812 01:15:40,807 --> 01:15:42,642 He is gonna kick your butt. 813 01:16:22,949 --> 01:16:24,818 What? He punched my shark! 814 01:16:51,544 --> 01:16:52,679 There he is! 815 01:16:58,585 --> 01:16:59,853 Hang on, Gru. 816 01:17:05,191 --> 01:17:06,493 Oh, no! 817 01:17:16,770 --> 01:17:18,605 Vector has the girls. Go! 818 01:17:22,609 --> 01:17:24,277 What happened to the ship? It's big again! 819 01:17:24,377 --> 01:17:27,113 - Not as big as the moon is going to be! - What? 820 01:17:27,213 --> 01:17:29,449 The larger the mass of an object, 821 01:17:29,449 --> 01:17:32,285 the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! 822 01:17:32,385 --> 01:17:35,288 I call it the Nefario Principle. 823 01:17:35,388 --> 01:17:37,290 I just came up with it now, actually. 824 01:17:38,124 --> 01:17:39,626 Oh, no! 825 01:17:45,699 --> 01:17:47,330 Did you see that? 826 01:17:47,133 --> 01:17:49,869 - Vector! Help! - Vector! 827 01:17:49,936 --> 01:17:51,137 - Over here! - Hey! 828 01:17:51,237 --> 01:17:52,872 What are you girls doing back there? 829 01:17:52,939 --> 01:17:53,973 The moon! 830 01:18:10,123 --> 01:18:11,157 Watch out! 831 01:18:14,994 --> 01:18:16,796 Get as close in as you can. 832 01:18:17,630 --> 01:18:18,932 You got it. 833 01:18:35,281 --> 01:18:37,484 - Mr. Gru, up here! - Mr. Gru! 834 01:18:37,584 --> 01:18:39,619 Okay, girls! Girls! 835 01:18:39,686 --> 01:18:42,422 - You're going to have to jump. - Jump? 836 01:18:42,489 --> 01:18:44,424 Are you insane? 837 01:18:44,491 --> 01:18:45,925 Don't worry, I will catch you. 838 01:18:46,826 --> 01:18:48,261 You gave us back! 839 01:18:48,328 --> 01:18:52,499 I know, I know. And it is the worst mistake I ever made. 840 01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:55,100 But you have to jump now. 841 01:18:55,602 --> 01:18:57,670 It'll be okay. 842 01:19:02,642 --> 01:19:03,677 Okay, girls. 843 01:19:05,779 --> 01:19:07,280 Jump now! 844 01:19:12,285 --> 01:19:14,554 Margo, I will catch you. 845 01:19:15,221 --> 01:19:18,291 And I will never let you go again. 846 01:19:27,867 --> 01:19:29,903 - Not so fast! - No! 847 01:19:30,300 --> 01:19:31,237 Let me go! 848 01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:36,309 Margo! 849 01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:44,317 I'm coming, Margo. Hang on! 850 01:20:13,246 --> 01:20:14,748 I got you. 851 01:20:32,899 --> 01:20:34,340 No! 852 01:20:51,217 --> 01:20:52,452 Oh, poop. 853 01:20:53,553 --> 01:20:55,388 This time, good triumphs, 854 01:20:55,455 --> 01:20:58,591 and the moon has been returned to its rightful place in the sky. 855 01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:03,596 But once again, law enforcement is baffled, leaving everyone to wonder, 856 01:21:03,663 --> 01:21:05,465 who is this mysterious hero? 857 01:21:05,565 --> 01:21:07,500 And what will he do next? 858 01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:09,836 Okay, girls. Time for bed. 859 01:21:09,936 --> 01:21:13,640 - Come on! We want a story. - Three sleepy kittens! 860 01:21:13,740 --> 01:21:17,977 Oh, no! Sorry. That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously. 861 01:21:19,412 --> 01:21:22,615 Tonight we are going to read a new book. 862 01:21:22,682 --> 01:21:24,918 This one is called 863 01:21:24,984 --> 01:21:28,655 One Big Unicorn by... Who wrote this? 864 01:21:29,456 --> 01:21:33,159 Me! I wrote it. Look, it's a puppet book! 865 01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:35,662 Here, watch this. 866 01:21:36,830 --> 01:21:38,665 That's the horn! 867 01:21:42,669 --> 01:21:44,771 This is gonna be the best book ever! 868 01:21:44,838 --> 01:21:49,642 Not to pat myself on the back, but, yes, it probably will be. 869 01:21:49,709 --> 01:21:50,810 Here we go. 870 01:21:50,877 --> 01:21:53,880 "One big unicorn, strong and free 871 01:21:53,980 --> 01:21:56,683 thought he was happy as he could be. 872 01:21:58,180 --> 01:22:01,488 Then three little kittens came around 873 01:22:01,821 --> 01:22:05,558 and turned his whole life upside down." 874 01:22:05,658 --> 01:22:07,394 Hey, that one looks like me! 875 01:22:07,494 --> 01:22:09,629 No, what are you talking about? These are kittens! 876 01:22:09,696 --> 01:22:13,466 Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental. 877 01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:19,372 "They made him laugh. 878 01:22:19,472 --> 01:22:21,675 They made him cry. 879 01:22:23,910 --> 01:22:26,379 He never should have said goodbye. 880 01:22:27,213 --> 01:22:31,818 And now he knows he could never part 881 01:22:31,885 --> 01:22:34,487 from those three little kittens 882 01:22:34,988 --> 01:22:37,891 that changed his heart. 883 01:22:37,991 --> 01:22:40,600 The end." 884 01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:42,495 Okay, all right. Good night. 885 01:23:05,785 --> 01:23:07,420 I love you. 886 01:23:07,954 --> 01:23:09,689 I love you, too. 887 01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:20,867 No, no! 888 01:23:23,690 --> 01:23:24,204 All right. 889 01:23:29,209 --> 01:23:31,378 Didn't I get you already? 890 01:24:05,178 --> 01:24:07,180 They're very good! 891 01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:10,250 I'm so proud of you, Son. 892 01:24:10,316 --> 01:24:13,253 You've turned out to be a great parent! 893 01:24:14,354 --> 01:24:15,855 Just like me. 894 01:24:16,456 --> 01:24:18,692 Maybe even better. 895 01:24:46,190 --> 01:24:47,721 No, I'm fine. Go ahead. 896 01:24:49,489 --> 01:24:50,957 No, no, no! 897 01:26:30,590 --> 01:26:32,158 Hey, Carl! Hey. 898 01:26:36,429 --> 01:26:37,497 No, no, no. 899 01:26:37,597 --> 01:26:38,798 Me, me, me. 900 01:26:40,133 --> 01:26:41,167 John? 901 01:26:41,267 --> 01:26:42,736 No, no. Me, me, me. 902 01:27:06,459 --> 01:27:07,494 Oh, poop. 903 01:27:54,207 --> 01:27:55,408 Oh, no! 904 01:27:56,242 --> 01:27:57,711 Stop! Stop! 905 01:28:58,938 --> 01:29:00,306 Hello, I am Gru. 906 01:29:00,407 --> 01:29:03,410 Back to work, back to work! Back to...