1 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:30,964 Ta-da! [GRUNTS] 2 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,165 Ta-da! 3 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:33,733 Ta-da! Ta... Ta-da! 4 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:34,868 [BOTH GRUNTING] 5 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:36,200 [YELLS] [CRASHING] 6 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:37,103 Ta-da! [CHUCKLES] 7 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:38,638 Ta-da! 8 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:40,140 [MUMBLES IN MINIONESE] 9 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:35,362 [MAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN OVER LOUDSPEAKER] 10 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:49,809 [LAUGHS] 11 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,611 [GRUNTS] 12 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:54,314 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 13 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:55,782 [LAUGHS] 14 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:57,500 [WHOOPING] 15 00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:58,752 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 16 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:02,722 Huh? 17 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:05,558 [BOTH SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 18 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:09,562 [GASPS] 19 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:10,930 [YELLS] [GRUNTS] 20 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:20,940 [YELPS] 21 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:22,750 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 22 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,110 [ALL YELLING] 23 00:02:58,244 --> 00:02:59,312 [GROANING] 24 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,256 [GROANS] 25 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:13,927 SILAS: Three weeks, and we're still no closer to cracking this. 26 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:16,930 Right, bring him in! 27 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:18,331 Yes, sir. 28 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,591 This is the best party ever! 29 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:00,640 [CHUCKLES] Yeah! 30 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,378 Ha! [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 31 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:06,980 [SQUEALS] 32 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,419 [WAILS] 33 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:15,855 Oh, no! A dragon is approaching! 34 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:19,459 [GROANS] 35 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:20,660 [ALL YELL] [CHUCKLING] 36 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:25,465 Fear not, for here come the gallant knights to save us. 37 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:26,633 KIDS: Yay! 38 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:31,571 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 39 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:46,860 No, no, no. What do you mean she's not coming? 40 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:49,220 I have a backyard full of these little girls 41 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:53,226 who are counting on a visit from a fairy princess. [GROANS] 42 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,162 Hurts! [YELLS] Stop it! 43 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:04,700 Listen! I don't want a refund, I want the fairy princess, 44 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,539 Please, please, I'm begging you. 45 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:09,420 You know what? I hope that you can sleep at night, 46 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,544 you crusher of little girls' dreams! 47 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:12,779 AGNES: Ooh, ooh! 48 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,247 When's the fairy princess coming? 49 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,950 Any minute now! 50 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:19,190 Yay! 51 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:20,653 Stall them! 52 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,220 [GRUNTS] [CHATTERS IN MINIONESE] 53 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,260 KIDS: Ooh! 54 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,505 Whoa! Whoa, okay! Okay, all right. 55 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,240 That's enough of the magic show. 56 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,341 MINIONS: Aw! 57 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,410 [GASPS] 58 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,612 Wait, did you hear that? 59 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:49,416 It sounded like the twinkling sounds of magical fairy dust. 60 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,951 [GASPS] It's the fairy princess! She's coming! 61 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:54,120 [ALL GASP] [GAS PS] Look! 62 00:06:01,270 --> 00:06:02,328 [GRUNTING] 63 00:06:03,290 --> 00:06:04,998 Huh? on! [CHUCKLES] Eh'? [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 64 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:06,866 [CHUCKLING] [GRUNTING] 65 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,337 [YELLS] Ow! 66 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:11,738 [GRUNTING] 67 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:13,907 KID: Ow. [GROANS] 68 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,177 [GRUNTING] 69 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,247 [GASPS AND SIGHS] 70 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:25,352 [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] It is I, Gruzinkerbell, 71 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:29,856 the most magical fairy princess of all! 72 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:34,270 And I am here to wish Princess Agnes 73 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:36,429 a very happy birthday! 74 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:38,398 How come you're so fat? 75 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:40,800 Because 76 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,503 my house is made of candy, 77 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:47,507 and sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems! 78 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:50,110 How come you have... [COUGHING] 79 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,945 Okay, time for cake. 80 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:53,213 ALL: Yay! 81 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,116 [GROANS] 82 00:06:56,649 --> 00:07:00,530 Thank you, Gruzinkerbell! You're the best fairy princess ever! 83 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:03,490 [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] You are welcome, little girl! 84 00:07:05,910 --> 00:07:09,629 I know it's really you, Gru. I'm just pretending for the other kids. 85 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:17,237 Hey there, Gru. Mr. Life of the Party! [LAUGHS] 86 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:18,872 Hello, Jillian. 87 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,142 So, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, 88 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:28,248 but my friend Natalie is recently single, and... Oop. 89 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:31,151 No, no, no, get off the limb right now. No limb. 90 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,586 [LAUGHS] Come on, she's a riot! 91 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:36,723 She sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time, 92 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,492 looks aren't that important to her... 93 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:43,663 No, Jills, that is not happening. Seriously, I'm fine. 94 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,199 Okay, fine, forget Natalie. How about my cousin Linda? 95 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:47,367 No! 96 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,170 Oh! Oh! I know someone whose husband just died... 97 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,438 [YELLS] 98 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:52,739 [GASPS] 99 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,442 I'm sorry, I did not see you there. 100 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:56,876 [YELLS] 101 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:58,745 Or there. 102 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,460 [CHUCKLES] 103 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:10,490 GRU: Kyle? Kyle? 104 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:13,260 Kyle, no! Do not do your business on the petunias! 105 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:18,365 There you go. Those are Fred's, go crazy. 106 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,803 Good boy! 107 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,380 LUCY: Mr. Gru? 108 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,272 [STAMMERING] I didn't... What? Yes? 109 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,378 Hi! Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL. 110 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:34,714 Oh, [CHUCKLES] whoops! [CLEARS THROAT] 111 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:37,150 Sorry, you're gonna have to come with me. 112 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,719 Oh, sorry, I... Freeze ray! 113 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,492 You know, you really should announce 114 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,560 your weapons after you fire them, Mr. Gru. 115 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:49,129 For example... 116 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,100 Lipstick taser! 117 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,803 Oh, it works so good. 118 00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:59,720 [GRUNTS] 119 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,480 Man! 120 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:10,750 Large person. 121 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,290 [GRUNTS] 122 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,192 Oh, sorry. 123 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,262 [GRUNTING WITH EFFORT] 124 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,265 Get in there... Huh? 125 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:28,101 ...you big man! 126 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,800 Boss! 127 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:41,181 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 128 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,553 [GRUNTS] 129 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:50,123 Uh? Huh! 130 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:54,461 [SCREAMING] 131 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,296 Whoa! 132 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:58,865 Huh? 133 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,633 Ah! Whoo! 134 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,902 Ooh! 135 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,337 [YELLING] 136 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:20,653 [EXCLAIMING IN MINIONESE] 137 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,655 Oh! 138 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:26,590 Huh? Ah. Quack, quack! 139 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,427 [DUCK QUACKING] [YELLING] 140 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,267 [YELLING] 141 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,671 [BOTH YELLING] 142 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:39,172 [BOTH GRUNT] 143 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,340 [BOTH EXCLAIM AGGRESSIVELY] 144 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,717 [PEDESTRIANS EXCLAIMING IN ALARM] 145 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,578 [HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 146 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,679 [CHANGING RADIO STATIONS] 147 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,432 MINIONS: Wow! 148 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,900 [HONKING HORN] 149 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:43,636 [BOTH SCREAM] 150 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,610 [GRUNTS] [GASPS] 151 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,680 What? Where? 152 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,683 Whoa, foot is asleep. 153 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:32,886 Ah, pins and needles! [GROANS] 154 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,821 SILAS: Good afternoon, Mr. Gru. 155 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:35,989 Eh. 156 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,958 I apologize for our methods in getting you here. 157 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:41,695 I don't. [CHUCKLES] I'd do it again in a heartbeat. 158 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,463 I am not gonna lie, I enjoyed that. 159 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,166 Every second of it. Gave me a bit of a buzz, actually. 160 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,100 That's enough, Agent Wilde. 161 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,369 Sorry, sir. 162 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,400 Okay, this is bogus! 163 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,238 [CHUCKLES] 164 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,241 I don't know who you people think you are, but... 165 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,811 We are the Anti-Villain League. 166 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:03,350 An ultra-secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale. 167 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:08,555 Rob a bank, we're not interested. Kill someone, not our deal. 168 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:13,493 But you want to melt the polar ice caps, or vaporize Mount Fuji, 169 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:17,230 or even steal the Moon... 170 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,666 Then we notice. 171 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:22,702 First of all, you got no proof that I did that. 172 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:26,606 Second, after I did do that, I put it back! 173 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,408 We're well aware of that, Mr. Gru. 174 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,477 That's why we brought you here. 175 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,614 I am the League's director, Silas Ramsbottom. 176 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,316 [SNORTS] Bottom. 177 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,180 [CHUCKLING] 178 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,955 Hilarious. [SIGHS] 179 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:43,723 Agent Wilde? 180 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,191 Oh, me now? Ah. 181 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,260 Um, recently, an entire top-secret lab 182 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,229 disappeared from the Arctic Circle. 183 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:52,799 Yeah, the entire lab, just... [IMITATES WHOOSHING] 184 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:55,350 Gone. Where did it go? 185 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,503 I don't care. 186 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,105 Hmm. The lab was devoted to experiments 187 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,442 involving PX-41, a transmutation serum. 188 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:06,546 What is PX-41, you ask? Mmm, it's pretty bad. Look. 189 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,349 [GROANS] [YELP] 190 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,724 Ah! 191 00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:19,159 [GROWLS] [YELLS] 192 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,194 [ALL GROANING] 193 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,169 Huh, you usually don't see that in bunnies. 194 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:33,273 As you can see, in the wrong hands, the PX-41 serum 195 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,443 could be the most devastating weapon on Earth. 196 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:37,711 [GRUNTS] 197 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:42,682 Fortunately, it has a very distinct chemical footprint. 198 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,852 And using the latest chem-tracking technology, 199 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:49,122 we found traces of it in the Paradise Mall. 200 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,590 [SCOFFS] A mall? 201 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,293 Precisely. And we believe that one of these 202 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,829 shop owners is a master criminal. 203 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,130 And that's where you come in. 204 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:01,601 As an ex-villain, you know how a villain thinks, how a villain acts. 205 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,670 The plan is to set you up undercover 206 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,705 at a shop in the mall, where hopefully... 207 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,708 Okay, I see where this is going, 208 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:12,145 with all the Mission: Impossible stuff, but no. No! 209 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,949 I'm a father now. And a legitimate businessman. 210 00:15:16,490 --> 00:15:19,719 I am developing a line of delicious jams and jellies. 211 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,154 [CHUCKLING] 212 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,189 "Jams and jellies"? 213 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,192 Oh, attitude! That's right! 214 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,228 So, thanks, but no thanks. 215 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:34,134 And here's a tip. Instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, 216 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,803 maybe you should just give them a call! 217 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,139 Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt. 218 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,473 Ramsbottom. 219 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,475 [CHUCKLING] Oh, yeah, like that's any better. 220 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,678 [CHUCKLING] Hello. [CHATTERS IN MINIONESE] 221 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,146 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 222 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,658 Look, I probably shouldn't be saying this, [CHUCKLES] 223 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,661 but your work as a villain was kind of amazing. 224 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,999 So, if you ever wanna get back to doing something awesome, 225 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,768 give us a call. 226 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,209 [CHANTING IN MINIONESE] 227 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,313 [GRUNTING] 228 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,223 Hey, I told you guys to get to bed. 229 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:31,491 Oh, sorry. 230 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,126 So, when you going on your date? 231 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,394 What? 232 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,563 Remember, Miss Jillian said she was arranging a date for you. 233 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:40,667 Yeah, well, she is a nut job, and I'm not going on any date. 234 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,902 Why not? Are you scared? 235 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:49,909 [GASPS] 236 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,812 Hey, did you guys see the Moon landing on TV? 237 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,548 Yeah, I can't believe it. It's so cool! 238 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,830 Excuse me? Lisa? 239 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,418 I was talking to Billy the other day. 240 00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,586 No way! 241 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,987 He is so cute. 242 00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:04,157 Ah. [CLEARS THROAT] Hey, Lisa, I was wondering if you... 243 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:08,495 Ew! Gru touched Lisa! Gru touched Lisa! 244 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,896 KIDS: Ew! 245 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,265 Lisa's got Gruties! 246 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,267 [KIDS SCREAMING] 247 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:23,510 Scared? Of what? Women? [CHUCKLES] No! That's bonkers! 248 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:27,847 I just have no interest in going on a date, that's all. Case closed. 249 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:31,284 I'm not scared. Of women. Or dates. 250 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:32,986 Let's go to bed. 251 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,254 [KISSES] 252 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,789 Good night, Edith. 253 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,492 Good night, Margo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 254 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,494 Hold the horses. Who are you texting? 255 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,196 No one. Just my friend Avery. 256 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:48,101 Avery. [STAMMERING] Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name? 257 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,536 Does it matter? 258 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,972 No, no, it doesn't matter unless it's a boy! 259 00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:55,442 I know what makes you a boy. 260 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,643 Uh, ooh, 261 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,511 You do? 262 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:00,780 Your bald head. 263 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,450 Oh, yes. 264 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,585 It's really smooth. 265 00:18:05,719 --> 00:18:09,322 Sometimes I stare at it, and imagine a little chick popping out. 266 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,324 Peep peep peep- 267 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,260 Good night, Agnes. 268 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,497 Never get older. 269 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,276 [SPEAKING MINIONESE] 270 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:33,747 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 271 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,990 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 272 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,596 [SINGING IN MINIONESE] 273 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,330 Hey, oh! [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 274 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,502 Uh... [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 275 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,837 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] Okay, okay. [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 276 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,500 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 277 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,441 [SCREAMING] 278 00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:07,213 [YELLING IN MINIONESE] 279 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,197 [GRUNTS] 280 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,570 Hey, Tim, nice haircut! 281 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:35,175 Donnie, hang in there, baby! It's almost Friday. 282 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,977 So, how's today's batch, Dr. Nefario? 283 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:39,779 I developed a new formula 284 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,715 which allowed me to get every known 285 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,617 kind of berry into one flavor of jelly. 286 00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:47,870 [GROANS] 287 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,188 [HEAVES] 288 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,789 That tastes good! 289 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,559 I love the flavor of that! [SHUDDERS] 290 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,793 It's horrible, isn't it? 291 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,228 No, no! 292 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,264 Oh, we're making great progress! 293 00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,699 Here, try some of this. 294 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:00,867 Mmm. [CHATTERS IN MINIONESE] 295 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,837 [MUFFLED MUTTERING] 296 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,380 Ah. 297 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,543 [MINIONS SCREAMING] 298 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,145 Whoa. 299 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:17,217 Okay, just because everybody hates it, doesn't mean it's not good! 300 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,152 Listen, Gru. 301 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,820 There's something I've been meaning 302 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,622 to talk to you about for some time now. 303 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,524 What'? What's wrong? 304 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,859 Um... [CLEARS THROAT] 305 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,829 I miss being evil. 306 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:34,100 Sinister plots, large-scale crimes, it's what I live for. 307 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:39,500 I mean, don't you think there's more to our future than jelly? 308 00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:42,308 Well, I'm also considering a line of jams. 309 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,779 Um, the thing is, Gru, 310 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:46,980 [INHALES DEEPLY] 311 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,820 I've had an offer of employment elsewhere. 312 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,518 Dr. Nefario! 313 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,653 Come on, you're kidding, right? 314 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,822 It's a great opportunity for me. 315 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,692 Bigger lab, more evil, 316 00:20:58,892 --> 00:21:00,627 full dental. 317 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,302 [SIGHS] 318 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,403 Very well. 319 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:14,107 Let us give you the proper send-off. 320 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,842 Minions! 321 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,912 [SHOUTING ORDERS IN MINIONESE] 322 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:24,684 The highest honor awarded to Dr. Nefario 323 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,587 for your years of service, 324 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:31,157 the 21-fart gun salute! 325 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,325 [SHOUTING ORDERS IN MINIONESE] 326 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:38,898 [COUGHING] 327 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,502 Uh, I counted 22. 328 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,538 [CHUCKLES] 329 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,677 Farewell, my friends. 330 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,112 [SOBBING] 331 00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:11,398 This may take a while. 332 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,340 Go about your business. 333 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,872 I miss you already! 334 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,587 [SINGING IN MINIONESE] 335 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:42,495 [DOORBELL RINGS] 336 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,671 [SPEAKING MINIONESE] 337 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,730 [SCREAMS] 338 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,450 [HUMMING] 339 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,381 Huh? 340 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:06,519 Huh. 341 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,620 Are you sure we should be doing this? 342 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,231 Yes, it's for his own good. 343 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,900 Okay, we need to choose a picture. 344 00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:22,350 AGNES: No. 345 00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:23,436 Scary. 346 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:24,671 Weird. 347 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:27,540 Good morning, girls! I have an announcement to make. 348 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:29,576 Hey, what celebrity do you look like? 349 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,978 Uh, Bruce Willis. 350 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:33,646 Mmm, no. 351 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:35,415 Humpty Dumpty! 352 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,170 Ooh, Gollum! 353 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,318 [LAUGHING] 354 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,487 Okay, [CHUCKLING] what are you doing'? 355 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,489 We're signing you up for online dating! 356 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,392 Oh, okay. What? No, no, no. 357 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,327 Oh, come on. It's fun. 358 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,295 And it's time for you to get out there. 359 00:23:49,362 --> 00:23:52,599 No! Stop! No one is ever getting out there! Ever! 360 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:55,902 Oh! Okay, now for the announcement. 361 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,371 I have accepted a new job. 362 00:23:58,471 --> 00:23:59,706 Whoa! Really? 363 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:03,309 Yes, I have been recruited by a top-secret agency 364 00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:05,745 to go undercover and save the world! 365 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,147 You're gonna be a SPY? 366 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:09,115 That's right, baby! 367 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,840 Gru's back in the game. 368 00:24:11,151 --> 00:24:14,854 With gadgets and weapons and cool cars. The whole deal. 369 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,560 Awesome! 370 00:24:16,156 --> 00:24:18,458 Are you really gonna save the world? 371 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:22,280 Yes. Yes, I am. 372 00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:23,797 [SPEAKING MINIONESE] 373 00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:25,765 [SPEAKING MINIONESE] 374 00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:28,168 [SPEAKING MINIONESE] 375 00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:29,336 [CHUCKLES] 376 00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:43,550 [GASPING AND STRUGGLING] 377 00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:46,786 Ah! 378 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,461 Hmm. 379 00:24:55,610 --> 00:24:56,896 "Bake My Day." 380 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:58,798 Blech. 381 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:11,244 All right, here is the cupcake recipe I got off the Internet. 382 00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:13,913 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 383 00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:18,385 And don't go nuts with the sprinkles! 384 00:25:27,930 --> 00:25:29,290 [YELLS] [YELLS] 385 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:34,868 [GRUNTING AGGRESSIVELY] 386 00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:39,205 [ULULATING] 387 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,700 Whoo. 388 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:44,110 I wasn't expecting that. Or was I? 389 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:48,481 Ooh. You got a little... 390 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,352 Here, I'll get it. 391 00:25:52,485 --> 00:25:53,753 On. [CHUCKLES] 392 00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:55,422 It's just spreading. 393 00:25:55,488 --> 00:25:57,857 All right, all right. I got it! Stop it! 394 00:25:57,991 --> 00:25:59,359 Oh. [INHALES DEEPLY] 395 00:25:59,426 --> 00:26:00,460 I'll let you get it. 396 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:01,628 [GROANS] 397 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,397 Yeah, what you just saw there was a little 398 00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:06,132 something new I've been working on. 399 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:10,136 It's a combination of Jujitsu, Krav Maga, Aztec warfare 400 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,405 and krumping. 401 00:26:12,505 --> 00:26:15,208 Okay, that's weird. Why are you here? 402 00:26:15,308 --> 00:26:17,944 On assignment from Silas. I'm your new partner. 403 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,279 Yay! 404 00:26:19,479 --> 00:26:22,480 What? No, no "yaw" 405 00:26:22,115 --> 00:26:24,784 Ramsbottom didn't say anything about a partner. 406 00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:26,786 Well, it seems that because of your checkered past, 407 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:28,621 everyone else refused to work with you. 408 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:31,910 But not me. I stepped up. 409 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:34,728 And I'm new, so I kind of have to do what they tell me anyway. 410 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:36,429 Walla! 411 00:26:38,832 --> 00:26:39,899 Ya! 412 00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:41,334 Aah! 413 00:26:41,534 --> 00:26:42,836 Do you know this guy? 414 00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:45,500 Yes, he's one of my minions. 415 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:46,940 Oh, I'm sorry. 416 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,420 I should have known. 417 00:26:49,209 --> 00:26:50,910 You are free to go. 418 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:59,285 Uh? Ah! 419 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:01,755 [CHUCKLING] 420 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:06,493 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 421 00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:07,660 Kampai! 422 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:18,471 [WHISTLES] 423 00:27:18,538 --> 00:27:20,440 Earth to Dave! 424 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:21,741 Huh? 425 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:23,309 You can leave now. 426 00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:24,444 Oh, uh... [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 427 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,287 GRU: So, what do we got? Who's on the list? 428 00:27:34,454 --> 00:27:35,689 Fire them at me. 429 00:27:35,889 --> 00:27:38,825 First suspect, Hedda Blumentoft, 430 00:27:38,892 --> 00:27:40,794 proprietor of Mum's the Word Floral Shop. 431 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,662 No, not her. 432 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,364 Okay, moving on... 433 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:47,300 Chuck Kinney, owner of Stuff-A-Bear. 434 00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:50,470 Ooh. 435 00:27:50,637 --> 00:27:51,738 [WAILING] I don't think so. 436 00:27:52,405 --> 00:27:53,707 EDUARDO: Hello? 437 00:27:57,430 --> 00:27:59,612 Buenos dias, my friends! 438 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:02,382 lam Eduardo Perez, 439 00:28:02,549 --> 00:28:05,785 owner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant, across the mall. 440 00:28:05,919 --> 00:28:08,888 Now open for breakfast. And you are? 441 00:28:09,550 --> 00:28:11,791 Gru. And this is Lucy. And we are closed. 442 00:28:11,925 --> 00:28:14,600 This is just going to take un momento. 443 00:28:14,227 --> 00:28:16,596 I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo party, 444 00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:20,767 and I am going to need 200 of your best cupcakes 445 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:24,704 decorated with the Mexican flag. 446 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:26,506 It looks something like this. 447 00:28:26,606 --> 00:28:27,607 [GRUNTS] 448 00:28:28,108 --> 00:28:29,509 What do you think? 449 00:28:29,676 --> 00:28:31,478 LUCY: [GASPS] Ooh. GRU: on. 450 00:28:31,578 --> 00:28:32,712 Look away! 451 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:33,780 You, whoo. [CHUCKLES] 452 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,981 [INHALES DEEPLY] 453 00:28:35,810 --> 00:28:38,952 Anyway, I have to go. It's all settled. I'll pick them up next week! 454 00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:42,989 Have a good day. Come by if you get a chance, okay? 455 00:28:43,857 --> 00:28:44,924 [GROANS] 456 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:49,729 And welcome to the mall family. 457 00:28:50,630 --> 00:28:51,631 [GASPS] 458 00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:58,772 [WHISPERING] El Macho. 459 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:00,240 What? 460 00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:01,508 But it couldn't be. 461 00:29:01,608 --> 00:29:03,176 What? What couldn't be? 462 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:09,716 That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho. 463 00:29:09,816 --> 00:29:11,685 From about 20 years ago. 464 00:29:17,724 --> 00:29:19,192 He was ruthless! 465 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:20,827 He was dangerous. 466 00:29:20,994 --> 00:29:24,864 And as the name implies, very macho. 467 00:29:35,175 --> 00:29:40,180 He had a reputation for pulling off heists using only his bare hands! 468 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:47,320 But sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. 469 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:50,724 He died in the most macho way possible. 470 00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:52,525 Riding a shark 471 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:56,796 with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest 472 00:29:56,963 --> 00:30:01,670 into the mouth of an active volcano! 473 00:30:03,603 --> 00:30:05,138 It was glorious. 474 00:30:06,706 --> 00:30:10,410 Yeah, sounds like El Macho's pretty dead. 475 00:30:10,510 --> 00:30:12,946 They never found the body. Oh, no. 476 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:18,251 All that was ever retrieved was a pile of singed chest hair. 477 00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:21,955 But that face! It has got to be El Macho! 478 00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:26,393 [GASPS] Then what do you say you and I break into his restaurant? Tonight? 479 00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:29,195 Yes, that's good, because I am telling you, 480 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:33,533 if anybody in this place has the PX-41 serum, 481 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,802 it's him. 482 00:30:35,969 --> 00:30:37,537 [LAUGHING] 483 00:30:38,710 --> 00:30:42,800 All right, all right, homework done, pajamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed. 484 00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:43,276 What's the big hurry? 485 00:30:43,410 --> 00:30:45,311 I just have a lot of work to do. 486 00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:47,347 Work, what kind of work? 487 00:30:47,414 --> 00:30:49,149 Very important business. 488 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:51,170 So, hugs, kisses. [KISSES] [GIGGLING] 489 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,953 Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs blah-blah-blah. 490 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,550 Whoa! 491 00:30:55,155 --> 00:30:56,523 But you said you'd help me practice 492 00:30:56,589 --> 00:30:58,692 my part for the Mother's Day show. 493 00:30:58,825 --> 00:31:00,193 [SIGHS] 494 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:03,363 Fine, fine. Let me hear it. Quickly. 495 00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:07,233 She kisses my boo-boos, she braids my hair. 496 00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:10,337 My mother is beyond compare. 497 00:31:10,503 --> 00:31:13,373 We love you, mothers, everywhere. 498 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,810 Wow! That was something else. 499 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:19,913 I really liked the way you smiled at the end. 500 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,820 Let's try this one more time, 501 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:27,354 but a teensy bit less like a zombie, okay? 502 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:28,488 Okay. 503 00:31:28,555 --> 00:31:31,591 She kisses my boo-boos, she braids my hair... 504 00:31:31,691 --> 00:31:33,493 Perfect! Time to go. 505 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,960 I don't think I should do this. 506 00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:38,498 Well, what do you mean? Why not? 507 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:40,266 I don't even have a mom. 508 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:43,737 Well, you don't need one to do the show. 509 00:31:43,803 --> 00:31:46,573 I mean, you did the Veterans Day Pageant 510 00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:48,141 and you haven't been in combat. 511 00:31:49,242 --> 00:31:50,677 This is different. 512 00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:55,782 Okay, well, then maybe you can just use your imagination. 513 00:31:55,949 --> 00:31:58,752 You mean I pretend I have a mom? 514 00:31:58,885 --> 00:32:01,621 Yes, right? You can do that, can't you? 515 00:32:01,721 --> 00:32:03,823 Yeah! I do that all the time. 516 00:32:03,957 --> 00:32:05,325 Thanks, Gru! 517 00:32:08,495 --> 00:32:11,970 Hey! [SINGING JOYFULLY IN MINION ESE] 518 00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:39,225 All right. Hey, hey, no, no! No. 519 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,461 Hey. Hey. please. 520 00:32:41,528 --> 00:32:44,731 Kevin, Jerry, watch the girls for me, okay? 521 00:32:44,831 --> 00:32:48,201 Dave, Stuart, come this way! With me! Come on! 522 00:32:50,804 --> 00:32:52,138 Come on! 523 00:32:52,205 --> 00:32:53,206 Mmm-mmm! 524 00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:58,178 [DOOR CLOSES] [SINGING RESUMES] 525 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,150 [WHOOPING AND LAUGHING] 526 00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:07,153 [SINGING LULLABY] 527 00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:20,800 [BOTH SIGH] 528 00:33:21,735 --> 00:33:23,236 [SPEAKING MINIONESE] 529 00:33:23,336 --> 00:33:24,637 on! [CHUCKLING] 530 00:33:25,205 --> 00:33:26,573 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 531 00:33:27,730 --> 00:33:28,141 Mmm-hmm. 532 00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:30,410 [COUNTING IN MINIONESE] 533 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:31,544 [CHUCKLING] 534 00:33:31,878 --> 00:33:32,946 [GRUNTS] Huh? 535 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:38,651 [SHUDDERING] 536 00:33:38,718 --> 00:33:40,787 Oca! Oca! 537 00:33:45,592 --> 00:33:46,726 [YELPS] 538 00:33:51,931 --> 00:33:53,330 [SCREAMS] 539 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:54,834 [MEOWS] 540 00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:57,570 [CHUCKLING] 541 00:33:57,671 --> 00:33:58,705 Looka too! [YELLS] 542 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:05,450 Huh? 543 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,747 [YELLS] 544 00:34:15,255 --> 00:34:16,322 [YOWLING] 545 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:17,924 [YELLING] 546 00:34:22,462 --> 00:34:23,563 [MEOWS] 547 00:34:25,932 --> 00:34:29,402 [SINGING AND WHISTLING JOYFULLY] 548 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:38,945 [HIP HOP PLAYING ON HEADPHONES] 549 00:34:44,951 --> 00:34:48,455 We're stealth ninjas. We make no sound. 550 00:34:48,655 --> 00:34:50,757 Right. Gotcha. 551 00:34:51,658 --> 00:34:53,560 Ya! [swans] 552 00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:58,198 All right, El Macho. You're going down. 553 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:00,300 Wait! Wait. What? 554 00:35:01,468 --> 00:35:03,690 What are you doing? 555 00:35:03,136 --> 00:35:05,772 I'm checking for laser beam alarm triggers. 556 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:08,274 It's a restaurant! 557 00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:09,909 You never know what kind of booby traps 558 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:11,578 this guy could have set. Huh? Come on. 559 00:35:11,644 --> 00:35:13,980 There are no booby traps. 560 00:35:15,348 --> 00:35:17,830 Ha! Booby! 561 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:18,952 [GASPS] [CREAKING] 562 00:35:26,159 --> 00:35:27,227 [CLUCKS] 563 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,729 Oh. There's a chicken. 564 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:32,980 [GASPS] Are you lost, little guy? 565 00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:34,134 You must be lost. 566 00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:36,102 Ha! Some guard dog. 567 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:37,437 [SCREAMS] 568 00:35:40,707 --> 00:35:42,909 Get it off of me! Get it off of me! 569 00:35:43,710 --> 00:35:44,711 Aah! 570 00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:46,246 [GRUNTS] 571 00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:48,648 [GRUNTING] 572 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:50,417 [CLUCKS] 573 00:35:50,483 --> 00:35:52,152 I got you! [SCREAMING] 574 00:35:57,570 --> 00:35:58,425 Igor it! 575 00:36:05,565 --> 00:36:06,866 [CLUCKING] 576 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,368 Ha! 577 00:36:10,203 --> 00:36:11,204 [GASPS] om 578 00:36:17,577 --> 00:36:20,146 [GROANS] What is wrong with that chicken? 579 00:36:20,814 --> 00:36:24,784 Hey, that polio es loco. [CHUCKLES] 580 00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:26,453 No? 581 00:36:26,553 --> 00:36:28,488 Okay, let's go. 582 00:36:35,428 --> 00:36:37,163 Are you getting anything? 583 00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:38,798 No, not yet. 584 00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:42,669 But, hey, maybe you can find something with these X-ray goggles. 585 00:36:44,604 --> 00:36:45,672 Bah. 586 00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:52,779 How are they working? Tell me! Tell me! 587 00:36:52,879 --> 00:36:54,247 Aah! Oof! 588 00:36:54,347 --> 00:36:55,915 What's wrong? ls something wrong? 589 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,386 That's an image I'll never get out of my brain. Blech! 590 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:09,329 I knew it! 591 00:37:09,462 --> 00:37:11,331 [GASPS] The serum is in here! 592 00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:12,632 Ooh, then let's get it. 593 00:37:12,766 --> 00:37:14,567 [CHUCKLING] 594 00:37:14,634 --> 00:37:17,137 This is going to be good! 595 00:37:17,237 --> 00:37:18,271 Ah. 596 00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:23,777 Ah-ha! 597 00:37:23,877 --> 00:37:25,111 What? 598 00:37:25,879 --> 00:37:26,913 [STAMMERING] 599 00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:28,348 Salsa? 600 00:37:28,481 --> 00:37:30,830 Aw, man. 601 00:37:31,718 --> 00:37:32,719 Oh. 602 00:37:35,889 --> 00:37:39,726 Somebody's going to die tonight. 603 00:37:45,165 --> 00:37:46,966 [GASPS] Pollito! 604 00:37:47,670 --> 00:37:49,469 What did they do to you? Pollito? Can you hear me? 605 00:37:49,569 --> 00:37:50,637 [CLUCKS] 606 00:37:50,737 --> 00:37:54,107 Who would do this to such a sweet little chicken'? 607 00:37:54,174 --> 00:37:56,109 What? Who's there? 608 00:37:56,176 --> 00:37:57,811 [CRUNCHES] Mmm-mmm. [GASPS] 609 00:37:57,911 --> 00:37:59,879 You coming out? Or am I gonna go in? 610 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:06,453 Yah! 611 00:38:07,587 --> 00:38:08,621 Huh? 612 00:38:09,789 --> 00:38:11,240 Stop! 613 00:38:11,157 --> 00:38:13,226 [GRUNTS] My eyes! 614 00:38:14,627 --> 00:38:16,563 Gru, call one of your munchkins! 615 00:38:17,197 --> 00:38:18,832 We've been spotted! Come get us! 616 00:38:18,932 --> 00:38:20,300 Huh? Hey! [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 617 00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:21,868 Ah! [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 618 00:38:31,878 --> 00:38:33,380 Hmm, subtle. 619 00:38:37,217 --> 00:38:39,452 Over here! Over here! 620 00:38:39,552 --> 00:38:41,121 Over 621 00:38:41,187 --> 00:38:42,322 here. 622 00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:50,397 Hold tight! 623 00:38:54,234 --> 00:38:55,435 Aah! 624 00:38:59,673 --> 00:39:00,907 [CHUCKLING] 625 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:03,743 I have you now! 626 00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:08,415 [GROWLS] 627 00:39:15,755 --> 00:39:17,257 [GRU SCREAMING] 628 00:39:31,104 --> 00:39:32,505 [IMITATES AIRPLANE ENGINE] 629 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:34,841 [GASPS] 630 00:39:37,577 --> 00:39:38,678 [BOTH GASP] 631 00:39:38,745 --> 00:39:40,613 BOY: Yay! Ice cream! 632 00:39:42,182 --> 00:39:43,216 Huh? 633 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:44,851 [SPEAKING MINIONESE] 634 00:39:53,930 --> 00:39:54,961 [ALL SPEAKING MINIONESE] 635 00:39:56,296 --> 00:39:58,431 [YELLING IN MINIONESE] 636 00:39:58,898 --> 00:40:00,900 [SPEAKING MINIONESE] 637 00:40:01,534 --> 00:40:03,570 Huh? [EXCLAIMING NERVOUSLY] 638 00:40:03,636 --> 00:40:05,500 [SPEAKING MINIONESE] 639 00:40:08,308 --> 00:40:09,376 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 640 00:40:09,809 --> 00:40:10,810 [SCREAMING] 641 00:40:15,982 --> 00:40:18,351 [YELLING] 642 00:40:20,553 --> 00:40:22,555 [YELLING IN MINIONESE] 643 00:40:23,156 --> 00:40:25,725 [SPEAKING MINIONESE] 644 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:27,127 [SCREAMS] 645 00:40:38,338 --> 00:40:39,906 LUCY: All right, there he is. 646 00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:42,942 Suspect number eight, Floyd Eaglesan. 647 00:40:43,109 --> 00:40:44,644 Oh, okay. 648 00:40:44,811 --> 00:40:46,680 See if you can get closer. Go, go. 649 00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,259 All right. 650 00:40:59,359 --> 00:41:00,493 What the... 651 00:41:01,828 --> 00:41:03,830 Oh, no. That's not good. 652 00:41:04,531 --> 00:41:05,532 [GASPS] 653 00:41:05,665 --> 00:41:06,666 Whoa! 654 00:41:06,766 --> 00:41:08,234 Hey, uh, what? 655 00:41:10,170 --> 00:41:11,237 Oh! 656 00:41:12,539 --> 00:41:15,475 [GRUNTING] 657 00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:17,143 AGNES: Hey, Gru! 658 00:41:17,210 --> 00:41:19,679 Oh, girls! What are you [CHUCKLES] doing here? 659 00:41:19,779 --> 00:41:21,748 Well, we thought we'd come visit you at work. 660 00:41:21,881 --> 00:41:24,584 So, you're saving the world in a garbage can? 661 00:41:24,684 --> 00:41:26,190 [MOCK CHUCKLING] 662 00:41:26,119 --> 00:41:27,153 Funny. 663 00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:29,890 Hey! There you are. 664 00:41:29,189 --> 00:41:30,557 Oh. Who's this? 665 00:41:30,724 --> 00:41:34,728 Lucy, these are my girls, Margo, Edith and Agnes. 666 00:41:34,861 --> 00:41:37,697 Girls, Lucy. Lucy, girls. 667 00:41:37,797 --> 00:41:39,766 Hello. Hi. 668 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:49,542 Are you single? 669 00:41:50,577 --> 00:41:51,778 Oh! Goodness. 670 00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:55,882 Oh, hey! I have an idea. Since Lucy and I have lots of work to do, 671 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,651 why don't you girls go and explore the mall? Bye! 672 00:41:58,852 --> 00:42:01,955 Here is some money, go buy some useless mall junk. 673 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,690 Some headbands and... 674 00:42:03,823 --> 00:42:05,291 Are you gonna marry Lucy? 675 00:42:05,425 --> 00:42:09,329 Are you out of your gourd? No! She just works with me. 676 00:42:09,429 --> 00:42:10,830 Plus, you love her. 677 00:42:10,897 --> 00:42:13,633 You love her! You love her! You really, really love her! 678 00:42:13,767 --> 00:42:14,968 And you're gonna get married! 679 00:42:15,350 --> 00:42:16,136 Okay, stop. This is a song of lies. 680 00:42:16,202 --> 00:42:17,303 And I will be the flower girl! 681 00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:19,406 I don't even like her. Now, go have fun! 682 00:42:19,506 --> 00:42:21,307 [GIRLS LAUGHING] [GROANS] 683 00:42:21,374 --> 00:42:23,510 Almost forgot. Hugs! 684 00:42:23,576 --> 00:42:25,780 Good luck saving the world. Bye. 685 00:42:25,178 --> 00:42:26,479 AGNES: Bye, Gru! 686 00:42:29,582 --> 00:42:30,717 [CHUCKLES] 687 00:42:30,784 --> 00:42:34,870 Kids, right? They're funny. 688 00:42:34,187 --> 00:42:36,156 Those girls totally adore you. 689 00:42:36,222 --> 00:42:37,957 I bet you're a fun dad. 690 00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:39,726 Huh. 691 00:42:39,793 --> 00:42:41,795 I am pretty fun. 692 00:42:50,770 --> 00:42:52,138 Is that stealing? 693 00:42:52,272 --> 00:42:55,141 Not if my wish was that I would get a lot of free coins. 694 00:43:23,103 --> 00:43:24,437 Whoa! [GAS PS] 695 00:43:26,339 --> 00:43:27,841 Cool glasses. 696 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:29,109 Oh. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 697 00:43:29,809 --> 00:43:31,277 I'm Antonio. 698 00:43:31,511 --> 00:43:33,380 I'm Margo. 699 00:43:33,513 --> 00:43:37,117 I was just going to get a cookie. Care to join me? 700 00:43:37,183 --> 00:43:39,152 Uh, sure. 701 00:43:39,619 --> 00:43:41,955 I'm Margo. 702 00:43:47,527 --> 00:43:48,995 [CLEARS THROAT] 703 00:43:49,929 --> 00:43:52,132 Um, I'll catch up with you guys later. 704 00:43:52,198 --> 00:43:53,566 Bye! 705 00:43:55,301 --> 00:43:57,671 Can I be the first to say, "Ew!" 706 00:43:57,771 --> 00:43:59,639 We gotta go tell Gru! 707 00:44:04,344 --> 00:44:05,945 All right, I'm going in. 708 00:44:06,112 --> 00:44:09,820 LUCY: If it picks up any traces of the serum, the sensor in your belt buckle 709 00:44:09,149 --> 00:44:10,517 will make a sound like this... 710 00:44:10,617 --> 00:44:11,851 Mee-maw! Mee-maw! 711 00:44:11,985 --> 00:44:12,986 Mee-maw! Mee-maw! Okay! 712 00:44:13,530 --> 00:44:14,821 I get it. I get it. 713 00:44:20,393 --> 00:44:21,628 [SINISTER CHUCKLING] 714 00:44:21,695 --> 00:44:25,131 Welcome to Eagle Hair Club. 715 00:44:25,231 --> 00:44:27,801 It's about time you showed up, 716 00:44:27,967 --> 00:44:29,269 Mr. Gru. 717 00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:30,437 [SQUAWKS] 718 00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:32,505 You know my name? 719 00:44:32,572 --> 00:44:33,640 [SINISTER CHUCKLING] 720 00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:37,110 When someone moves into the mall who is folically-challenged, 721 00:44:37,210 --> 00:44:40,780 I make it my business to know all about them. 722 00:44:40,914 --> 00:44:43,616 You are bald, and that is bad. 723 00:44:44,818 --> 00:44:46,419 There you go, my sweet. 724 00:44:46,519 --> 00:44:48,388 LUCY: I'm getting nothing so far. 725 00:44:48,488 --> 00:44:50,900 I think you need to move around. 726 00:44:55,495 --> 00:44:57,731 [ELECTRONIC BUZZING] 727 00:44:57,864 --> 00:45:00,567 Wow, this looks interesting. What is it? 728 00:45:00,734 --> 00:45:02,235 I take it you're an art lover? 729 00:45:02,402 --> 00:45:03,470 LUCY: No serum. 730 00:45:03,536 --> 00:45:04,738 Yeah, not so much. 731 00:45:08,541 --> 00:45:11,511 Oh, how about this impressive trinket? 732 00:45:11,611 --> 00:45:13,413 [GASPS] I'd hardly call it a trinket, Mr. Gru. 733 00:45:13,513 --> 00:45:15,150 LUCY: Nothing. The International... 734 00:45:15,810 --> 00:45:16,216 Yeah, I don't care. 735 00:45:19,953 --> 00:45:20,954 [YAWNS] 736 00:45:21,870 --> 00:45:22,322 [ELECTRONIC BEEPING] 737 00:45:22,389 --> 00:45:23,390 LUCY: Mee-maw! Mee-maw! [GRUNTS] 738 00:45:23,456 --> 00:45:25,892 LUCY: Hold on, I'm picking up something. Behind that wall! 739 00:45:25,959 --> 00:45:27,660 Ah, and what do we have here? 740 00:45:27,727 --> 00:45:30,964 These are my trial wigs. You should take one. 741 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,300 No, thanks. So, what's on the other side of the wall? 742 00:45:34,434 --> 00:45:35,735 Here you are! Look at me! Focus! 743 00:45:35,802 --> 00:45:37,300 LUCY: Gru? 744 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:41,574 I promise that this wig will transform you from ugly 745 00:45:41,641 --> 00:45:44,744 to irresistible. 746 00:45:45,378 --> 00:45:46,980 AGNES: Margo has a boyfriend! 747 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,820 And they're going on a date! 748 00:45:49,149 --> 00:45:50,517 Date? Boyfriend? 749 00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:51,818 What? [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 750 00:46:04,230 --> 00:46:05,331 There she goes! 751 00:46:14,774 --> 00:46:17,210 [MARGO CHUCKLING] 752 00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:19,450 Oh, you're so funny. 753 00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:20,280 Gross! 754 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,549 Look, they're in love. Oh, no, no, no. 755 00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:25,180 Do not say that. No, no, no. 756 00:46:25,118 --> 00:46:29,456 And my dream is to one day play video games for a living. 757 00:46:29,522 --> 00:46:31,291 Wow. [CHUCKLES] 758 00:46:31,358 --> 00:46:33,426 You're so complicated. 759 00:46:33,526 --> 00:46:35,950 Margo. [GAS PS] 760 00:46:35,195 --> 00:46:36,763 What is going on here? 761 00:46:37,330 --> 00:46:41,634 Oh, Gru, se llama Antonio. Me llamo Margo. 762 00:46:41,701 --> 00:46:45,710 Me llama-lama ding-dong. Who cares? Let's go. 763 00:46:46,606 --> 00:46:47,640 [LATIN MUSIC PLAYING] 764 00:46:47,707 --> 00:46:48,775 [PATRONS CHEERING] 765 00:46:51,110 --> 00:46:52,780 MARGO: Whoa! 766 00:47:11,131 --> 00:47:13,600 [SIGHS] 767 00:47:15,835 --> 00:47:17,537 Kids eat free on Tuesdays. 768 00:47:27,580 --> 00:47:29,150 Yay, Pop! 769 00:47:29,820 --> 00:47:30,717 MARGO: That's awesome! 770 00:47:32,585 --> 00:47:36,289 So good to see you again, mi compadre! Ha! Yeah. 771 00:47:36,356 --> 00:47:38,825 Oh, I see you have already met my father. 772 00:47:38,992 --> 00:47:41,610 What? Father? 773 00:47:41,161 --> 00:47:44,564 Si. Look at this crazy small world we live in, eh? 774 00:47:44,664 --> 00:47:46,666 Come, sit, let me get you something. 775 00:47:46,766 --> 00:47:48,334 [CLUCKING ANGRILY] 776 00:47:48,401 --> 00:47:50,503 Oh, look at you. Heh? 777 00:47:50,570 --> 00:47:51,938 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 778 00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:54,874 He likes me. [SCREAMS] 779 00:47:54,941 --> 00:47:58,845 Oh, oh! I'm sorry. Pollito is usually very friendly. 780 00:47:58,912 --> 00:48:00,513 He had a rough night. 781 00:48:02,882 --> 00:48:03,917 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 782 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:06,753 Well, we really should be going. Girls, come on. 783 00:48:06,886 --> 00:48:08,621 That is a pity. 784 00:48:08,722 --> 00:48:11,424 Young love is beautiful, no? 785 00:48:11,558 --> 00:48:12,792 No! [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 786 00:48:12,892 --> 00:48:16,496 You know, they're not in love. They hardly know each other. 787 00:48:17,297 --> 00:48:19,499 You are right, Cabeza de huevo. 788 00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:21,801 They must get to know each other better! 789 00:48:21,968 --> 00:48:26,390 Antonio, why don't you invite your girlfriend and her family 790 00:48:26,106 --> 00:48:27,741 to our Cinco de Mayo party? 791 00:48:27,807 --> 00:48:28,875 No, no. 792 00:48:28,975 --> 00:48:30,760 BOTH: Si! 793 00:48:44,891 --> 00:48:47,193 I'm sorry, El Macho? 794 00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:49,295 Hadn't we eliminated him as a suspect 795 00:48:49,429 --> 00:48:51,431 after the whole salsa incident? 796 00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:54,000 Yes, but there has been a new development, 797 00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:57,203 and I'm telling you, this is the guy. 798 00:48:57,270 --> 00:48:59,706 You need to arrest him immediately. 799 00:48:59,773 --> 00:49:03,276 And his deviously charming son! 800 00:49:03,343 --> 00:49:06,279 I'm pretty sure that the son is involved, too. 801 00:49:06,346 --> 00:49:09,490 The son, also! You got to get the son! 802 00:49:09,149 --> 00:49:12,719 I think that the son is the mastermind! 803 00:49:12,786 --> 00:49:15,321 There's a look, there's a devilish look 804 00:49:15,422 --> 00:49:16,956 in his eyes, and I don't like it! 805 00:49:17,230 --> 00:49:19,125 Yes, but I don't really see any evidence. 806 00:49:19,259 --> 00:49:20,960 Evidence, schmevidence. I go with my gut, 807 00:49:21,270 --> 00:49:24,731 and my gut tells me that this guy is El Macho. 808 00:49:24,798 --> 00:49:27,300 Lock him up, lock up the son. 809 00:49:27,367 --> 00:49:31,371 Don't forget about the son. The kid gives me the creeps! 810 00:49:31,538 --> 00:49:33,473 Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. 811 00:49:33,540 --> 00:49:38,545 But, on the less [WHISTLES] crazy side of things, 812 00:49:38,712 --> 00:49:41,848 Gru discovered traces of the serum at Eagle Hair Club! 813 00:49:42,515 --> 00:49:44,184 Hmm, interesting. 814 00:49:44,284 --> 00:49:46,486 Yeah! And you know who made that happen'? Huh? 815 00:49:46,553 --> 00:49:49,856 This guy. Nailed it. Amazing, right? 816 00:49:49,956 --> 00:49:53,760 No, I mean, sure. But it's not him, it is El Macho! 817 00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:55,729 Mr. Gru, please! 818 00:49:55,895 --> 00:49:58,765 No! It is him, and I will prove it! 819 00:50:00,233 --> 00:50:02,435 Gru, come on! 820 00:50:03,903 --> 00:50:04,971 [CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY] 821 00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:07,207 He really thinks it's El Macho. 822 00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:09,442 Can you tell? 823 00:50:24,257 --> 00:50:25,258 [GASPS] 824 00:50:29,290 --> 00:50:30,663 [CALLING IN MINIONESE] 825 00:50:33,933 --> 00:50:35,568 Oh. Whoo! 826 00:51:03,396 --> 00:51:04,698 Give me that! 827 00:51:11,638 --> 00:51:12,739 [GROANS] 828 00:51:12,839 --> 00:51:15,742 Kevin, the Wi-Fi's out! 829 00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:17,610 Kevin? 830 00:51:17,777 --> 00:51:20,380 Hey, Lance, where the heck is Kevin? 831 00:51:20,447 --> 00:51:21,548 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 832 00:51:21,614 --> 00:51:26,520 All right, we need to revisit the number of vacation days you guys get. 833 00:51:26,119 --> 00:51:28,488 I can't find anybody anymore. 834 00:51:29,189 --> 00:51:31,291 JILLIAN: Gru, it's Jillian! 835 00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:34,227 [GIGGLING] I've got good news! 836 00:51:34,361 --> 00:51:36,496 I have my friend Shannon here with me. 837 00:51:36,596 --> 00:51:38,698 I was thinking you two could get some grub. 838 00:51:38,798 --> 00:51:42,235 You know, tear it up, see what happens! [LAUGHS] 839 00:51:42,369 --> 00:51:43,370 Open Up! 840 00:51:43,470 --> 00:51:45,500 La, la, la, la, la, la, la... 841 00:51:45,105 --> 00:51:48,800 [WHISPERING] Agnes! Agnes, tell Jillian I'm not here. 842 00:51:48,808 --> 00:51:50,243 Gru's not here. 843 00:51:50,377 --> 00:51:52,780 Are you sure? 844 00:51:52,178 --> 00:51:53,646 Yes, he just told me! 845 00:51:53,713 --> 00:51:55,782 [CRINGES] Mmm-mmm! 846 00:51:56,282 --> 00:51:58,318 I mean, no, he didn't just tell me. 847 00:51:58,451 --> 00:52:01,521 [LAUGHS] Agnes, where is Gru? 848 00:52:02,889 --> 00:52:04,791 He's putting on lipstick! 849 00:52:06,590 --> 00:52:07,761 He's swatting at flies! 850 00:52:07,861 --> 00:52:08,928 No! No! 851 00:52:08,995 --> 00:52:10,497 He's chopping his head off! 852 00:52:12,565 --> 00:52:14,968 He's pooping? 853 00:52:15,668 --> 00:52:17,771 I know you're in there, Gru! 854 00:52:17,904 --> 00:52:21,307 There's no way you're getting out of this! 855 00:52:26,746 --> 00:52:29,883 SHANNON: I have to tell you, I was so nervous about tonight. 856 00:52:29,983 --> 00:52:33,186 I mean there's just so many phonies out there! 857 00:52:33,853 --> 00:52:36,690 Yes, I hear you. [CHUCKLES] 858 00:52:37,524 --> 00:52:39,225 Oh, so, do you work out? 859 00:52:39,325 --> 00:52:40,393 Well... 860 00:52:40,493 --> 00:52:43,363 [CHUCKLES] I mean, obviously, you don't, but would you consider it'? 861 00:52:43,496 --> 00:52:47,100 Huh'? Physical fitness is very important to Shannon. 862 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,200 As you can tell, right? Huh? 863 00:52:50,170 --> 00:52:51,237 [GRUNTING] Ah. 864 00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:52,439 I can tell. 865 00:52:52,572 --> 00:52:53,707 Solid. 866 00:52:53,773 --> 00:52:56,376 We are in the restaurant, you know. 867 00:52:58,278 --> 00:52:59,779 Hi. Takeout for Lucy? 868 00:52:59,913 --> 00:53:01,414 Sure, just a sec. 869 00:53:11,758 --> 00:53:12,826 [BEEPS] 870 00:53:13,393 --> 00:53:16,696 SHANNON: Your accent is so exotic. 871 00:53:16,763 --> 00:53:18,998 Ah. Well, thank you very much. 872 00:53:19,650 --> 00:53:20,734 I know someone who can fix that for you. 873 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,670 And you'll be talking normal in no time! 874 00:53:23,803 --> 00:53:24,804 [FAKE CHUCKLES] 875 00:53:25,972 --> 00:53:28,174 Whoo. Is it hot in here? 876 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:31,878 How's the food? 877 00:53:32,912 --> 00:53:36,616 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you wearing a wig? 878 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:37,884 What? 879 00:53:37,951 --> 00:53:39,919 Ah! I don't think so. 880 00:53:39,986 --> 00:53:41,187 I knew it. 881 00:53:41,287 --> 00:53:43,423 You're a phony. I hate phonies! 882 00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:45,725 Oh, what? No. These locks are all mine. 883 00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:47,930 No, they're not! 884 00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,296 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna rip that thing off your head, 885 00:53:50,397 --> 00:53:53,266 and show everyone what a bald-headed phony you are. 886 00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:54,567 I don't think so, Miss Lady. 887 00:54:00,173 --> 00:54:01,408 [YELPS] 888 00:54:04,310 --> 00:54:05,578 Hello? 889 00:54:05,645 --> 00:54:06,980 Hello? Are you... 890 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,314 LUCY: Hey, Gru. 891 00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:11,518 Hello, Lucy. How are you doing? 892 00:54:11,618 --> 00:54:14,540 Wow, looks like your date's out for the count. 893 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:17,123 It's like she's been shot with a mild moose tranquilizer. 894 00:54:17,190 --> 00:54:18,425 [MOANS LIKE A MOOSE] 895 00:54:22,996 --> 00:54:25,832 Yeah, I'm winking because that's what actually happened. 896 00:54:25,932 --> 00:54:29,135 Scusi, what's happening here? She no like? 897 00:54:29,202 --> 00:54:30,670 Oh, she's just, uh... 898 00:54:32,172 --> 00:54:33,306 [CHUCKLING] Oh, ho. 899 00:54:33,373 --> 00:54:35,342 Si, si. [CHUCKLES] Si. 900 00:54:35,442 --> 00:54:36,843 Shall we take her home? 901 00:54:47,887 --> 00:54:49,890 Oh! 902 00:55:19,319 --> 00:55:22,789 Well, I think you did it. You just officially had the worst date ever. 903 00:55:22,889 --> 00:55:24,457 Huh, tell me about it. 904 00:55:24,824 --> 00:55:28,280 Don't worry. it can only get better from here, right? 905 00:55:28,940 --> 00:55:30,230 But if it doesn't, you can always borrow my dart gun. 906 00:55:30,330 --> 00:55:32,699 I've had to use it on one or two dates myself. 907 00:55:32,832 --> 00:55:35,350 Yeah, you know, as far as dates go, 908 00:55:35,101 --> 00:55:37,470 I think I'm good with just the one. 909 00:55:38,204 --> 00:55:39,305 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 910 00:55:41,341 --> 00:55:44,344 Well, good night, partner. 911 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:47,914 This was fun. 912 00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:50,850 Yes. Surprisingly, it was. 913 00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:53,820 Oh, and, uh, just between you and me? 914 00:55:54,387 --> 00:55:56,256 You look much better bald. 915 00:55:57,323 --> 00:55:58,792 See you tomorrow. 916 00:56:07,934 --> 00:56:09,536 Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack! 917 00:56:09,602 --> 00:56:10,970 [KISSING] 918 00:56:12,906 --> 00:56:13,973 [IMITATING A WALRUS] 919 00:56:15,410 --> 00:56:16,242 Yay! 920 00:56:16,343 --> 00:56:17,944 So, I take it the date went well? 921 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,280 No, it was horrible. [CHUCKLES] 922 00:56:21,448 --> 00:56:22,515 [HUMMING] 923 00:56:31,910 --> 00:56:33,460 High-five! [IMITATES GUNSHOT] 924 00:56:34,394 --> 00:56:35,695 Bump it. 925 00:56:36,296 --> 00:56:37,297 [GASPS] 926 00:57:12,932 --> 00:57:13,967 [GASPS] 927 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:16,736 [DISPATCH CHATTERING ON RADIO] 928 00:57:17,937 --> 00:57:19,739 Mr. Ramsbottom? 929 00:57:19,839 --> 00:57:21,740 Oh, hello. 930 00:57:21,174 --> 00:57:22,609 What are you doing here? 931 00:57:22,676 --> 00:57:24,611 We got him. Got who? 932 00:57:24,744 --> 00:57:26,413 Floyd Eaglesan! 933 00:57:26,513 --> 00:57:29,449 Our agents located a secret room in his shop last night 934 00:57:29,516 --> 00:57:31,317 and discovered this. 935 00:57:31,418 --> 00:57:35,522 It's empty, but we found traces of the PX-41 serum in it. 936 00:57:35,689 --> 00:57:37,570 He's our man. 937 00:57:37,157 --> 00:57:41,528 So, somehow, in spite of your incompetence, we solved this one. 938 00:57:41,661 --> 00:57:43,229 I was framed! 939 00:57:43,296 --> 00:57:44,898 You won't get away with this! 940 00:57:44,964 --> 00:57:47,500 Get your mitts off of me! I am a legitimate businessman. 941 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:51,338 Ah. All right. So what now? 942 00:57:51,438 --> 00:57:54,507 Well, now you're free to go back to your business. 943 00:57:54,641 --> 00:57:57,770 Mmm. Jams and jellies. 944 00:57:57,177 --> 00:57:59,145 And it looks like Agent Wilde will be 945 00:57:59,212 --> 00:58:01,181 transferring to our Australian branch. 946 00:58:01,881 --> 00:58:03,116 Australia? 947 00:58:03,183 --> 00:58:04,417 Yes. 948 00:58:04,551 --> 00:58:06,252 But thank you for everything. 949 00:58:06,319 --> 00:58:09,155 And by everything, of course I mean nothing. 950 00:58:09,222 --> 00:58:11,825 Toodle pip and cheerio, Mr. Gru. 951 00:58:16,329 --> 00:58:18,531 Hey, there. Hey. 952 00:58:18,631 --> 00:58:20,330 So, we got him. 953 00:58:20,133 --> 00:58:23,236 Yay. That's great. 954 00:58:23,370 --> 00:58:25,171 And now you're going to Australia? 955 00:58:25,238 --> 00:58:28,800 Well, it's not definite yet. I'm still figuring it out. 956 00:58:28,740 --> 00:58:30,210 I've already been working on my accent. 957 00:58:30,310 --> 00:58:32,479 Wallaby. Didgeridoo. 958 00:58:32,579 --> 00:58:35,281 Hugh Jackman. [CHUCKLES] 959 00:58:35,648 --> 00:58:39,219 So, um... Pretty excited. 960 00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:41,554 Great. 961 00:58:41,654 --> 00:58:43,957 Well, good luck. 962 00:58:44,570 --> 00:58:46,826 Thanks. You, too. 963 00:58:47,594 --> 00:58:50,296 Oh! Here. I wanted to give you this. 964 00:58:50,430 --> 00:58:52,298 Your lipstick taser? 965 00:58:52,365 --> 00:58:54,300 Yeah, it's just a memento. 966 00:58:54,367 --> 00:58:58,471 Just, you know, from the first time we met. 967 00:58:58,605 --> 00:59:00,807 Oh. Thank you, Lucy. 968 00:59:01,608 --> 00:59:03,109 SILAS: Agent Wilde. 969 00:59:03,576 --> 00:59:06,713 Well, it looks like they need you, so... 970 00:59:06,780 --> 00:59:09,582 Yeah, I better go. 971 00:59:10,684 --> 00:59:12,520 Bye, Gru. 972 00:59:26,366 --> 00:59:27,400 [DRUMMER EXCLAIMS IN DISMAY] 973 00:59:31,571 --> 00:59:32,906 [WOMEN GRUNTING] 974 00:59:48,555 --> 00:59:50,523 I brought you an umbrella. 975 00:59:54,394 --> 00:59:55,462 Ah, thank you. 976 00:59:55,562 --> 00:59:57,130 What are you doing out here? 977 00:59:57,731 --> 01:00:01,835 Remember when you said that I liked Lucy? 978 01:00:02,569 --> 01:00:05,472 Well, it turns out, 979 01:00:05,638 --> 01:00:06,873 you're right. 980 01:00:07,607 --> 01:00:08,708 Really? 981 01:00:08,842 --> 01:00:10,243 Yes, but... 982 01:00:10,810 --> 01:00:13,380 Well, she's moving away. 983 01:00:13,446 --> 01:00:16,249 I'm never going to see her again. 984 01:00:19,986 --> 01:00:22,880 Is there anything I could do to help? 985 01:00:22,655 --> 01:00:26,426 Aw, I don't... I don't think so, sweetheart. 986 01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:30,630 Well, is there anything you could do? 987 01:00:31,664 --> 01:00:34,300 Hello, Lucy. This is Gru. 988 01:00:34,367 --> 01:00:37,470 I know up to this point our relationship 989 01:00:37,537 --> 01:00:39,906 has been strictly professional, 990 01:00:39,973 --> 01:00:44,277 and you're leaving for Australia and all, but... 991 01:00:44,444 --> 01:00:47,480 Okay, here is the question. 992 01:00:47,647 --> 01:00:49,249 Would you like to... 993 01:00:50,617 --> 01:00:53,920 To go out on a date? 994 01:00:54,721 --> 01:00:56,423 Uh, no. 995 01:00:56,523 --> 01:00:58,458 Okay, that's not helping. 996 01:00:58,558 --> 01:01:01,528 All right, here we go. For real this time. 997 01:01:09,903 --> 01:01:10,970 [EXHALES] 998 01:01:11,471 --> 01:01:12,806 I can do this. 999 01:01:31,524 --> 01:01:32,759 Agh! I hate you! 1000 01:01:36,596 --> 01:01:37,664 Ah. 1001 01:01:37,764 --> 01:01:38,965 [FIRE ALARM RINGING] 1002 01:01:41,835 --> 01:01:44,137 [BOTH YELLING] 1003 01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:46,373 [IMITATING SIREN] 1004 01:01:46,439 --> 01:01:48,141 [SPEAKING MINIONESE] 1005 01:01:50,543 --> 01:01:51,778 [FALLING AND SCREAMING] 1006 01:01:53,279 --> 01:01:55,281 [YELLING] 1007 01:01:56,950 --> 01:01:57,951 [IMITATING SIREN] 1008 01:02:32,986 --> 01:02:34,540 Eh. 1009 01:02:35,321 --> 01:02:36,890 Kevin? Mmm? 1010 01:02:36,990 --> 01:02:38,258 Tom? 1011 01:02:38,324 --> 01:02:39,426 Hello! 1012 01:02:39,993 --> 01:02:41,761 Kampai! Kampai! 1013 01:02:41,828 --> 01:02:43,630 Huh? Kampai! 1014 01:02:46,132 --> 01:02:47,300 [EXCLAIMS FEARFULLY] 1015 01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:56,760 Bah! 1016 01:02:56,476 --> 01:02:57,544 [LAUGHING] 1017 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:01,481 Oh. 1018 01:03:03,483 --> 01:03:06,720 Cinco de May-ya-yo! Cinco de May-ya-yo! 1019 01:03:15,662 --> 01:03:16,663 EDITH: Whoa! 1020 01:03:16,796 --> 01:03:18,932 This place is awesome! 1021 01:03:21,701 --> 01:03:23,503 Okay. Let's party, huh? 1022 01:03:23,603 --> 01:03:26,306 But first, let's go over the rules. 1023 01:03:26,373 --> 01:03:29,642 Because what is fun without the rules? 1024 01:03:29,809 --> 01:03:31,444 Agnes, easy on the churros. 1025 01:03:31,711 --> 01:03:33,847 Edith, try not to kill anyone. Hai! 1026 01:03:34,114 --> 01:03:35,148 Margo! 1027 01:03:35,215 --> 01:03:36,349 Hello, Mr. Gru. 1028 01:03:36,449 --> 01:03:37,817 [GROWLS] Okay. 1029 01:03:38,385 --> 01:03:39,452 Gru! 1030 01:03:39,552 --> 01:03:44,491 There must be the standard 6 feet of space between you and boys. 1031 01:03:44,624 --> 01:03:46,359 Especially this boy. 1032 01:03:46,459 --> 01:03:47,861 [GASPS] [LAUGHS] 1033 01:03:47,961 --> 01:03:49,462 Ah, you are a funny man. 1034 01:03:49,629 --> 01:03:52,432 There are no rules, señor. It's Cinco de Mayo. 1035 01:03:52,565 --> 01:03:54,801 Come on! They're starting the dance! 1036 01:03:54,901 --> 01:03:56,403 ¡Arriba! 1037 01:04:23,196 --> 01:04:24,230 [GRUNTS] 1038 01:04:53,259 --> 01:04:57,997 [CHUCKLES] So glad you could make it, mi compadre. 1039 01:04:58,531 --> 01:04:59,899 Hey, what's wrong? 1040 01:04:59,966 --> 01:05:01,968 Oh, nothing. Nothing is wrong. 1041 01:05:02,102 --> 01:05:06,840 I'm just chilling with the guac, from my chip hat. 1042 01:05:09,576 --> 01:05:13,113 Gru, please. I know that look all too well. 1043 01:05:13,213 --> 01:05:15,615 It is the look of a broken heart. 1044 01:05:15,715 --> 01:05:17,500 How did you know? 1045 01:05:17,150 --> 01:05:20,620 Believe me, my friend, I too have spent many nights 1046 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:24,391 trying to drown my sorrows in guacamole. 1047 01:05:24,724 --> 01:05:26,793 You? Yes. 1048 01:05:27,494 --> 01:05:30,630 But we are survivors. 1049 01:05:30,730 --> 01:05:34,834 There's much more to us than meets the eye. 1050 01:05:35,468 --> 01:05:37,404 Enjoy the party- 1051 01:06:03,496 --> 01:06:07,333 [TONES PLAYING LA CUCARACHA] 1052 01:06:13,173 --> 01:06:14,240 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGING] 1053 01:06:23,950 --> 01:06:25,552 [ATTEMPTING TO PLAY LA CUCARACHA] 1054 01:06:26,619 --> 01:06:27,954 [PLAYS WRONG NOTE] 1055 01:06:28,121 --> 01:06:29,622 [EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE] 1056 01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:32,580 Huh. 1057 01:06:46,639 --> 01:06:48,108 [YELLING IN AGONY] 1058 01:06:50,377 --> 01:06:51,444 [BELL DINGS] 1059 01:06:53,346 --> 01:06:55,181 Ah-ha! [LAUGHING] 1060 01:06:58,318 --> 01:06:59,552 Ouch! 1061 01:07:05,492 --> 01:07:06,526 [SIGHS] 1062 01:07:16,503 --> 01:07:17,771 Say What? 1063 01:07:23,610 --> 01:07:24,844 [GASPS] 1064 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:33,620 Would you like some peanuts or pretzels? 1065 01:07:33,753 --> 01:07:35,210 [GASPS] 1066 01:07:36,890 --> 01:07:38,258 [GRU LAUGHING] 1067 01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:40,226 That's a good joke. 1068 01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:46,633 I just did a boom boom. 1069 01:07:46,733 --> 01:07:47,734 [GASPS] 1070 01:07:48,301 --> 01:07:50,437 I really need you to make a choice, hon. 1071 01:07:51,971 --> 01:07:53,473 I choose Gru. 1072 01:07:54,274 --> 01:07:56,343 [LOUDLY] I choose Gru! 1073 01:08:00,460 --> 01:08:02,820 Thank you, Gru stewardess! 1074 01:08:02,148 --> 01:08:03,850 You're welcome! 1075 01:08:22,135 --> 01:08:23,169 Aah! 1076 01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:40,854 You have not lost your touch, my friend. 1077 01:08:40,954 --> 01:08:43,256 Ah-ha! I knew it! 1078 01:08:43,356 --> 01:08:44,924 You are El Macho! 1079 01:08:45,910 --> 01:08:47,293 That's right! 1080 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,620 Nobody believed me! 1081 01:08:49,129 --> 01:08:50,964 Ho-ho! But I knew you weren't dead! 1082 01:08:51,310 --> 01:08:52,132 [LAUGHING] 1083 01:08:52,198 --> 01:08:55,902 Of course not. I merely faked my death. 1084 01:08:56,669 --> 01:08:58,838 But now, it's time for me 1085 01:08:58,938 --> 01:09:02,909 to make a spectacular return to evil. 1086 01:09:03,443 --> 01:09:08,815 Doctor, I think it's time we showed Gru what we're up to here. 1087 01:09:08,882 --> 01:09:10,950 Dr. Nefario? 1088 01:09:11,170 --> 01:09:13,186 Nice to see you, Gru. 1089 01:09:13,853 --> 01:09:14,921 Wha...? 1090 01:09:14,988 --> 01:09:17,991 [STAMMERS] So, this is your new job opportunity? 1091 01:09:18,580 --> 01:09:21,270 Absolutely. You're gonna like this. 1092 01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:27,200 EDUARDO: Sorry. 1093 01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:31,710 I had to borrow some of your minions, but it was for a worthy cause. 1094 01:09:31,571 --> 01:09:34,174 Oh! Kevin! [GROANS IN DISGUST] 1095 01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:36,743 No, he's not Kevin anymore. 1096 01:09:36,910 --> 01:09:41,848 Now he is an indestructible, mindless killing machine! 1097 01:09:41,915 --> 01:09:42,916 Bah! 1098 01:09:43,830 --> 01:09:45,180 Just watch this. 1099 01:09:58,598 --> 01:09:59,666 Bah! 1100 01:09:59,733 --> 01:10:01,601 And here's the best part! 1101 01:10:01,735 --> 01:10:04,971 I got an army of them! 1102 01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:09,109 [ALL GROWLING WILDLY] Look, look, look! [LAUGHING] 1103 01:10:09,275 --> 01:10:10,343 [SQUEALS] 1104 01:10:16,182 --> 01:10:17,283 Bah! 1105 01:10:17,417 --> 01:10:21,554 Soon I will unleash them on the world, 1106 01:10:21,688 --> 01:10:25,759 and if anyone, anyone tries to stop them... 1107 01:10:25,859 --> 01:10:26,960 Yeow! 1108 01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:29,662 ...their city gets eaten! 1109 01:10:30,196 --> 01:10:31,698 We can do it together. 1110 01:10:31,798 --> 01:10:32,966 Together? 1111 01:10:33,990 --> 01:10:34,134 Together! 1112 01:10:34,768 --> 01:10:37,537 I have admired your work for years, amigo. 1113 01:10:37,604 --> 01:10:40,974 Stealing the Moon! Are you kidding? 1114 01:10:41,107 --> 01:10:43,410 We would be unstoppable! 1115 01:10:43,476 --> 01:10:46,179 Men like you, men like me. 1116 01:10:46,246 --> 01:10:50,350 We should be ruling the world! 1117 01:10:50,450 --> 01:10:52,185 So, are you in? 1118 01:10:52,585 --> 01:10:53,586 Woo-hoo! 1119 01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:56,189 Uh, yeah, probably. 1120 01:10:56,756 --> 01:10:57,857 Probably? 1121 01:10:57,957 --> 01:11:00,593 I mean, yes, yes! Of course, yes. 1122 01:11:00,660 --> 01:11:03,463 I just have a lot going on right now. 1123 01:11:03,563 --> 01:11:06,299 I just need to get some things off my plate 1124 01:11:06,399 --> 01:11:09,703 before we start taking over the world, that's all. 1125 01:11:09,803 --> 01:11:11,671 Excuse me? No, forget it. 1126 01:11:11,805 --> 01:11:15,410 One hundred percent! lam in! 1127 01:11:15,175 --> 01:11:18,244 I think... Do you hear that? I do. 1128 01:11:18,345 --> 01:11:22,480 That's Agnes calling me from on the surface. 1129 01:11:24,851 --> 01:11:26,319 Totally in! 1130 01:11:28,188 --> 01:11:29,356 You know what? 1131 01:11:29,489 --> 01:11:32,580 I am not so convinced that he is in. 1132 01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:41,835 [KIDS CHEERING] 1133 01:11:43,837 --> 01:11:45,839 Edith, Agnes, come on! Ooh! 1134 01:11:45,939 --> 01:11:47,700 Oops, sorry. 1135 01:11:47,107 --> 01:11:48,775 We need to go home now. Where is Margo? 1136 01:11:48,842 --> 01:11:50,477 But I didn't get a turn! 1137 01:11:57,150 --> 01:11:58,251 Margo! 1138 01:11:58,318 --> 01:12:00,620 Come on. We're leaving... 1139 01:12:00,954 --> 01:12:02,489 Hey, what's wrong? 1140 01:12:02,555 --> 01:12:04,157 I hate boys. 1141 01:12:07,327 --> 01:12:09,362 Yes. They stink. 1142 01:12:09,462 --> 01:12:11,664 Uh, sorry. Honey, we got to go. 1143 01:12:34,754 --> 01:12:36,256 Oops! Sorry. 1144 01:12:39,359 --> 01:12:40,527 [GASPS] 1145 01:12:40,593 --> 01:12:42,395 [CROWING] Ya! 1146 01:12:47,934 --> 01:12:50,737 Hey! Pollito, what's the matter? 1147 01:12:50,837 --> 01:12:51,938 Oh, hey, Eduardo! 1148 01:12:52,380 --> 01:12:53,873 Lucia, I apologize. 1149 01:12:53,940 --> 01:12:56,710 Pollito, he's usually not like this. 1150 01:12:56,776 --> 01:13:01,481 The same thing happened the other day with Gru, and... 1151 01:13:03,450 --> 01:13:08,540 Oh, well, speaking of Gru, um, have you seen him? I really need to talk to him. 1152 01:13:08,121 --> 01:13:11,291 Yes. I think he's somewhere around here. 1153 01:13:11,391 --> 01:13:13,226 You two are close, no? 1154 01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:14,961 Oh, I don't know. 1155 01:13:15,610 --> 01:13:18,398 I mean, "close," I wouldn't say we were close. 1156 01:13:18,465 --> 01:13:20,467 Why, did he say we were close? Did he say that'? 1157 01:13:20,567 --> 01:13:23,690 It's more what he didn't say. 1158 01:13:23,136 --> 01:13:26,506 For instance, he never mentioned 1159 01:13:26,573 --> 01:13:29,709 that you were both working for the Anti-Villain League! 1160 01:13:29,809 --> 01:13:30,810 [GASPS] 1161 01:13:30,910 --> 01:13:32,579 You're coming with me. 1162 01:13:32,645 --> 01:13:33,713 Hey! 1163 01:13:34,981 --> 01:13:36,383 Crikey! 1164 01:13:42,422 --> 01:13:44,891 So, Eduardo's actually El Macho? 1165 01:13:44,991 --> 01:13:46,226 Cool! 1166 01:13:46,292 --> 01:13:47,627 No, it is not cool! 1167 01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:50,960 Plus, I pretty much knew it was him all along, 1168 01:13:50,163 --> 01:13:52,165 so if anyone's cool, it's me! 1169 01:13:52,298 --> 01:13:53,666 [TV BEEPING] 1170 01:13:54,167 --> 01:13:55,235 Gru! 1171 01:13:55,335 --> 01:13:57,404 Well, Dr. Nefario. 1172 01:13:57,504 --> 01:14:00,273 El Macho's onto you. He knows you're working for the AVL. 1173 01:14:00,340 --> 01:14:02,308 And he's got your partner. 1174 01:14:02,842 --> 01:14:04,210 Lucy? 1175 01:14:04,344 --> 01:14:07,580 That's impossible. She's on her way to Australia! 1176 01:14:07,647 --> 01:14:08,782 EDUARDO: Nefario? 1177 01:14:08,848 --> 01:14:10,116 Sorry, gotta go! 1178 01:14:10,517 --> 01:14:11,918 [GASPS] 1179 01:14:11,985 --> 01:14:13,319 He's got Lucy? 1180 01:14:14,454 --> 01:14:15,989 Not for long. 1181 01:14:16,156 --> 01:14:18,525 Come on, we're getting her out of there. 1182 01:14:19,125 --> 01:14:20,493 [GROANS] 1183 01:15:12,780 --> 01:15:14,247 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 1184 01:15:15,582 --> 01:15:17,183 [MUTTERING] 1185 01:15:21,821 --> 01:15:22,856 [SHRIEKS] 1186 01:15:26,926 --> 01:15:28,428 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 1187 01:15:44,344 --> 01:15:45,945 [MUTTERING] [GASPS] 1188 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:48,515 What was that? 1189 01:15:48,615 --> 01:15:49,849 [MUTTERING RESUMES] 1190 01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:01,628 I don't see anything. 1191 01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:03,129 [SCREAMS] 1192 01:16:15,308 --> 01:16:16,676 [SHRIEKS] Run! 1193 01:16:17,377 --> 01:16:18,378 My unicorn! 1194 01:16:18,478 --> 01:16:19,846 MARGO: Agnes, no! 1195 01:16:22,582 --> 01:16:23,683 [SHRIEKS] 1196 01:16:29,890 --> 01:16:30,123 [SCREAMING] 1197 01:16:45,171 --> 01:16:46,239 [BOTH SCREAM] 1198 01:16:53,847 --> 01:16:55,615 Come on! Hurry! 1199 01:16:59,190 --> 01:17:00,286 What's the matter? 1200 01:17:01,121 --> 01:17:02,122 [YELLS] 1201 01:17:02,255 --> 01:17:03,523 [BOTH EXCLAIM IN ALARM] 1202 01:17:06,260 --> 01:17:07,270 Bah! 1203 01:17:17,537 --> 01:17:18,605 Ooh lá lá. 1204 01:17:19,390 --> 01:17:20,974 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 1205 01:17:21,374 --> 01:17:22,642 Kevin! 1206 01:17:22,709 --> 01:17:23,777 [CHUCKLING] 1207 01:17:25,311 --> 01:17:26,913 Dr. Nefario! You're back! 1208 01:17:27,470 --> 01:17:28,748 In the flesh. 1209 01:17:29,783 --> 01:17:31,985 Behold, the antidote. 1210 01:17:35,388 --> 01:17:39,325 Come on. Let's finally put this horrible jelly to some good use. 1211 01:17:50,637 --> 01:17:52,172 Ah!Ah! 1212 01:17:52,238 --> 01:17:53,306 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 1213 01:17:53,406 --> 01:17:54,407 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1214 01:17:54,574 --> 01:17:57,477 Hey, guys, come on! Stay focused here. 1215 01:17:57,677 --> 01:17:58,778 [SPEAKING MINIONESE] 1216 01:18:08,321 --> 01:18:09,356 Huh? 1217 01:18:09,422 --> 01:18:10,490 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] Huh? 1218 01:18:14,828 --> 01:18:16,529 Uh... [CHATTERS IN MINIONESE] 1219 01:18:16,596 --> 01:18:18,365 [WILD GROWLING] 1220 01:18:18,665 --> 01:18:20,233 [SPEAKING MINIONESE] [WILD GROWLING] 1221 01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:22,302 Uh... [IMITATES WILD GROWLING] 1222 01:18:22,769 --> 01:18:24,370 [BUZZING] Oh. 1223 01:18:28,875 --> 01:18:29,976 [WHIMPERS] 1224 01:18:33,780 --> 01:18:35,181 [GULPS] 1225 01:18:35,281 --> 01:18:36,516 Uh, [GROWLS] 1226 01:18:36,616 --> 01:18:37,617 [ORDERS IN MINIONESE] 1227 01:18:39,452 --> 01:18:42,220 Curses! Foiled again! 1228 01:18:42,188 --> 01:18:44,691 These guys captured me! 1229 01:18:44,758 --> 01:18:45,892 [ALL GROWLING WILDLY] 1230 01:19:13,153 --> 01:19:14,154 [GASPS] 1231 01:19:17,424 --> 01:19:18,458 Uh... [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 1232 01:19:18,558 --> 01:19:19,826 [CHUCKLES] No? 1233 01:19:21,728 --> 01:19:22,762 Bah! 1234 01:19:23,329 --> 01:19:24,464 Run! 1235 01:19:26,332 --> 01:19:27,333 [YELLING] 1236 01:19:33,506 --> 01:19:34,941 Up that tree! 1237 01:19:36,176 --> 01:19:37,310 Hurry! Hurry! 1238 01:19:52,292 --> 01:19:53,393 [GRUNTS] 1239 01:20:14,547 --> 01:20:15,548 [GASPS] 1240 01:20:36,736 --> 01:20:37,737 [GRUNTING] 1241 01:20:38,371 --> 01:20:40,173 Hello, Gru! 1242 01:20:40,306 --> 01:20:43,576 Hey hey! Nice work, Dr. Nefario! 1243 01:20:43,677 --> 01:20:45,845 I put an antidote in the jelly. 1244 01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:50,350 I mean, I'm happy to create an evil army to destroy the world, 1245 01:20:50,417 --> 01:20:53,186 but nobody messes with my family. 1246 01:20:53,319 --> 01:20:55,321 Thank you, Doctor. 1247 01:20:55,422 --> 01:20:57,357 Now, let's go get the... 1248 01:20:58,591 --> 01:20:59,759 Hi! 1249 01:20:59,859 --> 01:21:01,227 You brought the girls? 1250 01:21:01,327 --> 01:21:02,662 Yes! 1251 01:21:02,929 --> 01:21:03,997 Oh. 1252 01:21:04,970 --> 01:21:05,532 Was that wrong? 1253 01:21:09,350 --> 01:21:10,837 [YELLING TRIUMPHANTLY] 1254 01:21:15,608 --> 01:21:18,780 What's happening to my minions? 1255 01:21:18,178 --> 01:21:19,245 Gru? 1256 01:21:21,381 --> 01:21:24,500 You guys, take care of the rest of the minions. 1257 01:21:24,117 --> 01:21:26,119 I'm going to find Lucy. 1258 01:21:36,363 --> 01:21:39,650 Eat jelly, you purple freaks! 1259 01:21:39,132 --> 01:21:41,000 Whoa! Whoa! 1260 01:22:08,395 --> 01:22:10,130 It's over, El Macho. 1261 01:22:10,263 --> 01:22:11,564 Now, where is Lucy? 1262 01:22:11,631 --> 01:22:12,866 [CHUCKLES] 1263 01:22:12,932 --> 01:22:14,234 Let me show you. 1264 01:22:24,911 --> 01:22:26,112 [GASPS] 1265 01:22:26,846 --> 01:22:28,314 Oh, hey, Gru! 1266 01:22:28,415 --> 01:22:31,918 Turns out you were right about the whole El Macho thing, huh? 1267 01:22:32,180 --> 01:22:33,386 Yay! 1268 01:22:33,953 --> 01:22:37,457 One push of this button, and I send that rocket 1269 01:22:37,524 --> 01:22:41,928 straight into the same volcano where I faked my death. 1270 01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:44,964 Only this time, it's for real. 1271 01:22:45,310 --> 01:22:46,499 No! 1272 01:22:46,599 --> 01:22:48,680 Yah! 1273 01:22:48,168 --> 01:22:49,602 Tallyho! 1274 01:22:56,443 --> 01:23:00,460 We could have ruled the world together, Gru! 1275 01:23:00,647 --> 01:23:02,150 But now, 1276 01:23:02,382 --> 01:23:04,840 you're gonna die. 1277 01:23:05,510 --> 01:23:06,520 [GASPS] 1278 01:23:08,655 --> 01:23:09,756 [GRUNTING] 1279 01:23:25,338 --> 01:23:26,373 [ROARS] 1280 01:23:28,241 --> 01:23:30,143 Oh! [GUN CLICKING] 1281 01:23:33,790 --> 01:23:34,180 [GROWLS] 1282 01:23:35,582 --> 01:23:36,716 [GRUNTING] 1283 01:23:37,584 --> 01:23:39,452 [GROWLS ANGRILY] 1284 01:23:39,552 --> 01:23:40,854 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 1285 01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:42,555 [YELLS] 1286 01:23:43,757 --> 01:23:44,758 [YELLS] 1287 01:23:44,858 --> 01:23:45,959 [GRUNTS] 1288 01:23:49,429 --> 01:23:50,430 Ah! 1289 01:23:50,930 --> 01:23:52,399 [GRUNTING] 1290 01:24:08,715 --> 01:24:10,316 [GRUNTING AND GROANING] 1291 01:24:12,952 --> 01:24:14,354 [GRUNTS] 1292 01:24:16,890 --> 01:24:19,225 Mmm, lipstick taser! 1293 01:24:19,359 --> 01:24:21,561 Aw, he copied me. 1294 01:24:27,801 --> 01:24:32,172 I am not afraid of your jelly guns. 1295 01:24:32,272 --> 01:24:35,575 Oh, this ain't a jelly gun, sunshine. 1296 01:24:35,642 --> 01:24:37,143 [GUN FARTING] 1297 01:24:37,811 --> 01:24:39,112 [GASPING] 1298 01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:42,349 [MINIONS CHEERING] 1299 01:24:43,983 --> 01:24:45,510 Ho-oh! 1300 01:24:49,723 --> 01:24:51,791 Don't worry about me, Gru, I'll be fine. 1301 01:24:51,891 --> 01:24:54,361 I have survived lots worse than this. 1302 01:24:54,427 --> 01:24:55,829 Okay, that's not entirely true. 1303 01:24:55,929 --> 01:24:57,964 I'm actually kind of freaking out up here! 1304 01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:00,133 Don't worry, I will get you out of this. 1305 01:25:05,772 --> 01:25:07,700 [BOTH GASP] 1306 01:25:08,675 --> 01:25:10,844 I really hate that chicken. 1307 01:25:22,589 --> 01:25:23,957 [GRUNTING] 1308 01:25:31,965 --> 01:25:33,660 [ALL CHEER] 1309 01:25:35,769 --> 01:25:37,837 LUCY: ls there a red one? It's usually the red one! 1310 01:25:40,607 --> 01:25:43,209 Gru, anytime now! 1311 01:25:43,343 --> 01:25:44,444 [GASPS] 1312 01:25:44,978 --> 01:25:47,681 Listen, Lucy, we may not get out of this alive, 1313 01:25:47,781 --> 01:25:50,116 so I need to ask you a question. 1314 01:25:50,183 --> 01:25:51,184 Uh, better make it quick. 1315 01:25:51,718 --> 01:25:55,121 If I had asked you out on a date, what would you have said? 1316 01:25:55,555 --> 01:25:56,823 Are you kidding me? 1317 01:25:56,890 --> 01:25:57,957 Yes! 1318 01:25:58,825 --> 01:25:59,826 [GASPS] 1319 01:25:59,959 --> 01:26:01,361 Jump! [SHRIEKS] 1320 01:26:07,667 --> 01:26:08,968 [BOTH YELL] 1321 01:26:11,404 --> 01:26:12,472 [GASPS] 1322 01:26:14,700 --> 01:26:15,475 Lucy! 1323 01:26:16,142 --> 01:26:18,378 Lucy, where are you? 1324 01:26:20,130 --> 01:26:21,114 [GASPS] 1325 01:26:21,581 --> 01:26:22,816 Oh, Lucy! 1326 01:26:23,583 --> 01:26:24,751 Gru! 1327 01:26:25,819 --> 01:26:26,853 [BOTH GASPING] 1328 01:26:28,755 --> 01:26:32,559 Sorry! I guess you need your arms to tread water, huh? 1329 01:26:34,194 --> 01:26:36,796 [CHANTING IN MINIONESE] 1330 01:26:41,101 --> 01:26:42,769 They'll be back. 1331 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:53,279 [SINGING I SWEAR IN MINIONESE] 1332 01:27:13,199 --> 01:27:15,969 Underwear... 1333 01:27:24,411 --> 01:27:27,147 ALL: Underwear... 1334 01:27:35,755 --> 01:27:38,591 Underwear... 1335 01:27:44,998 --> 01:27:48,268 Can I be the first to say, "Ew!" 1336 01:27:49,335 --> 01:27:51,838 Underwear... 1337 01:28:07,487 --> 01:28:08,588 Okay. 1338 01:28:09,756 --> 01:28:10,957 Excuse me. 1339 01:28:12,859 --> 01:28:14,761 Um, hi, excuse me. 1340 01:28:22,635 --> 01:28:23,737 Uh, [CLEARS THROAT] 1341 01:28:24,300 --> 01:28:27,774 hi, everybody. I'd like to make some toast. 1342 01:28:27,874 --> 01:28:29,420 Uh... 1343 01:28:30,110 --> 01:28:31,511 Okay. 1344 01:28:32,812 --> 01:28:34,140 She, um... 1345 01:28:34,114 --> 01:28:38,351 She kisses my boo-boos, she braids my hair. 1346 01:28:38,485 --> 01:28:41,321 We love you, mothers, everywhere. 1347 01:28:41,955 --> 01:28:45,158 And my new morn, Lucy, is beyond compare. 1348 01:28:45,225 --> 01:28:46,593 MINIONS: Aww. 1349 01:28:46,693 --> 01:28:47,694 Aw. 1350 01:28:54,734 --> 01:28:57,300 To the bride and Gru! 1351 01:29:04,678 --> 01:29:06,179 [SINGING Y.M.C.A. IN MINIONESE] 1352 01:29:17,524 --> 01:29:18,558 Yeah! 1353 01:29:30,236 --> 01:29:32,739 LUCY: Woo-hoo! I'm so happy! 1354 01:29:42,849 --> 01:29:43,883 Huh? Ha! 1355 01:29:47,420 --> 01:29:49,656 [COUNTING IN MINIONESE] 1356 01:29:56,296 --> 01:29:57,297 Bah! 1357 01:30:18,318 --> 01:30:20,253 Hey, Bob! Stuart! 1358 01:30:52,452 --> 01:30:53,620 [CHUCKLING] Eh! 1359 01:30:54,187 --> 01:30:55,255 No? 1360 01:30:57,157 --> 01:30:58,191 Ah! 1361 01:31:01,361 --> 01:31:02,462 Bob! 1362 01:31:02,529 --> 01:31:04,197 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 1363 01:31:10,270 --> 01:31:11,304 Uh-Oh! 1364 01:31:20,447 --> 01:31:21,715 [CHATTERING IN MINIONESE] 1365 01:31:25,518 --> 01:31:27,454 Okay. [COUNTING IN MINIONESE] 1366 01:31:40,660 --> 01:31:41,835 [EXCLAIMING FRANTICALLY] 1367 01:31:55,682 --> 01:31:56,716 [GRUNTS] Okay. 1368 01:31:58,985 --> 01:32:00,754 [KAZOOING RHYTHMICALLY] 1369 01:32:08,895 --> 01:32:09,929 [CHUCKLES] 1370 01:32:14,534 --> 01:32:15,568 Aah! 1371 01:32:16,269 --> 01:32:17,737 [CHATTERING ANGRILY IN MINION ESE] 1372 01:32:32,385 --> 01:32:33,420 [KAZOOING] 1373 01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:40,593 [EXCLAIMING IN ALARM] 1374 01:32:42,262 --> 01:32:43,296 [EXPLODES] 1375 01:32:46,299 --> 01:32:47,400 [OFF-KEY TRUMPETING] 1376 01:32:47,467 --> 01:32:48,535 [KAZOOING RHYTHMICALLY] 1377 01:32:52,572 --> 01:32:53,973 [EXCLAIMING IN ALARM] 1378 01:32:58,745 --> 01:32:59,779 [CHUCKLES] 1379 01:33:00,113 --> 01:33:02,449 [BICKERING IN MINIONESE] 1380 01:33:05,218 --> 01:33:06,953 Shh! 1381 01:33:11,157 --> 01:33:12,258 [GRUNTS] 1382 01:33:12,325 --> 01:33:13,393 [YELLS] 1383 01:33:14,828 --> 01:33:15,895 [YELLS] 1384 01:33:16,930 --> 01:33:18,431 Blah. [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 1385 01:33:18,732 --> 01:33:19,833 [YELLING]