1 00:00:01,901 --> 00:00:03,536 [speaking Minionese] 2 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,712 [screams] 3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,347 [chuckles] [Bob sighs] 4 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:15,415 [electricity hums] 5 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:17,717 Ah. Hmm. 6 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:18,952 [screams] [exclaims] 7 00:00:19,850 --> 00:00:20,587 [chuckles] Stuart. 8 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,957 Illumination! [laughs] 9 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:29,662 ["Double Life" playing] 10 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:31,640 ♪ That's the question ♪ 11 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,266 ♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪ 12 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,235 ♪ That's the question ♪ 13 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,237 ♪ Hey, what are you hiding? ♪ 14 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,305 ♪ Whatcha doing When you gone? ♪ 15 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:41,341 ♪ Nothing wrong being private ♪ 16 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:42,876 ♪ Make sure it ain't wrong ♪ 17 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:45,578 ♪ Your life, double-sided ♪ 18 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,447 ♪ Two-faced like coins ♪ 19 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:49,115 ♪ What side do I get? ♪ 20 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:50,417 ♪ Which side are you on? ♪ 21 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,152 ♪ So what have you done? ♪ 22 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:56,220 ♪ Some of your dirt Has come to light ♪ 23 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:57,857 ♪ Why were you ♪ 24 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:01,161 ♪ Speeding up that hill Until the brakes came off? ♪ 25 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:03,663 ♪ And someone saw you In a fight ♪ 26 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:05,732 ♪ Am I right? ♪ 27 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:13,600 ♪ I know You heard the rumors ♪ 28 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:15,542 ♪ You must get over to it Right away ♪ 29 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:20,347 ♪ If anyone can do it ♪ 30 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,748 ♪ You gotta get there soon ♪ 31 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:22,916 ♪ It's not okay ♪ 32 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:25,685 ♪ You got cars to drive ♪ 33 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,187 ♪ Plenty jets to fly ♪ 34 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:29,389 ♪ When will you arrive? ♪ 35 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:31,758 ♪ You're running out of time ♪ 36 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:35,528 ♪ Don't you see that everything Is on the line? ♪ 37 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,465 ♪ Am I right? ♪ 38 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,870 ♪ Who will you be tonight? ♪ 39 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,705 ♪ That's the question ♪ 40 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,841 ♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪ 41 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:49,342 ♪ That's the question ♪ 42 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:52,450 ♪ The thrill Of the double life ♪ 43 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:53,847 -[car alarm chirps] -[tires screech] 44 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,154 [grunting] 45 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,326 [laughs] 46 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,895 Phil, Ron, Ralph! Stay focused. 47 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:11,197 Uh. Uh, okay, okay. 48 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:17,704 [Ralph] Hmm. 49 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:20,774 Okay, our target is Maxime Le Mal, 50 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,443 one of the Anti-Villain League's most wanted. 51 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:26,613 And, trust me, a real jerk. 52 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:30,830 So, there is no room for error. Got it? 53 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:31,751 Sí, boss. 54 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,186 [inhales] 55 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,356 [speaking Minionese] 56 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,224 ["Word Up" playing] 57 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:45,498 Phil, Ron! 58 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,901 [speaking Minionese, laughs] 59 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:50,904 [speaking Minionese] 60 00:02:51,370 --> 00:02:52,706 [exclaims] 61 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,607 [speaking Minionese] Ah. 62 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:57,210 [grunting] Ah! 63 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,715 [speaking Minionese, muffled] 64 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:09,422 [person] Kids can be so cruel, but Maxime can be even crueler. 65 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:11,191 [laughing] 66 00:03:14,940 --> 00:03:16,596 Ho, ho, ho. Well, well, well. 67 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:17,997 Look who it is. 68 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:21,100 If it isn't Gru-ser the Loser. 69 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:24,771 Well, if it isn't Maxime Le Mal. You look-- 70 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:27,741 Magnificent? Yes, I know. 71 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,476 What did you think, huh? 72 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:32,612 I was going to look like a bald loser with a dad bod? 73 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:35,815 Oops. Looks like you beat me to it, no? 74 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:37,951 [crowd murmuring, gasping] 75 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,253 Ooh. Ooh! 76 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:41,654 Oh. 77 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:43,423 It's good to laugh, no? 78 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:44,858 [chuckles] 79 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:48,228 Anyway, you remember my girlfriend, Valentina? 80 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:51,431 She was captain of the Femme Fatale cheer squad, 81 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:54,934 and the most popular girl at school, huh? 82 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:56,503 I remember. 83 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:58,638 Good to see you, Valentina. 84 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:01,141 [scoffs] [dog growls] 85 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:03,643 [chuckles] What happened, Gru? 86 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:09,315 All your dreams of becoming a famous villain, they go poof-poof, huh? 87 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:11,184 Well, I don't know if you know, 88 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:13,286 but I did manage to steal the moon. 89 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,521 Really? 90 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:16,823 You mean, that moon? 91 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:18,191 [laughs] 92 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:20,860 [feedback whines] [principal] Is this on? 93 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,530 Can I have everyone's attention, please? 94 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:28,335 Good evening and welcome, Lycée Pas Bon alumni. 95 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:31,638 Now, we're going to kick off the festivities 96 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:35,508 by announcing the winner of our most coveted award, 97 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:37,544 The Golden Alumni. 98 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:39,212 [crowd cheers] 99 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:42,549 And so, without further ado, 100 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:48,488 the winner of this year's Golden Alumni is, uh... 101 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:51,570 Oh, my favorite student. 102 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:52,726 Maxime Le Mal. 103 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:55,662 What? Are you kidding me? Thank you. Thank you. 104 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,831 Merci. Merci beaucoup. 105 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,320 No, you don't have to. 106 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,367 [groans] 107 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,735 ["Unbelievable" plays] 108 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:03,336 [laughs] 109 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:07,273 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 110 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:08,408 Thank you. 111 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:10,100 I'm sure you all know 112 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:13,313 that I have something very big in the works. 113 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:18,551 Now, some of you laughed at my childhood obsession with cockroaches. 114 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:23,757 But I quickly learned that they are a miracle of evolution. 115 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:25,225 [crowd murmuring] 116 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:28,361 And I have found a way to harness the strength 117 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,297 and the speed and the-- What is the word? 118 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:36,369 "Unsquishability" of the most powerful creature on the planet. 119 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:41,775 Which makes me indestructible and unstoppable! 120 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:45,450 Maxime! Maxime! Maxime! 121 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,748 Behold the power of the cockroach! 122 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:50,984 [grunts] 123 00:06:01,270 --> 00:06:02,128 [crowd gasping] 124 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,230 [gasps] 125 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:07,200 [Maxime laughs] 126 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:12,205 [imitating Maxime] 127 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:16,776 [exclaiming, speaking Minionese] 128 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:20,980 So, my sad little friend, what do you say about that, huh? 129 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,883 Well, I'd say you're... 130 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:28,188 under arrest, courtesy of the Anti-Villain League. 131 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:31,570 Oh... [chuckles] ...I don't think so, mon ami. 132 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,759 Oh, yeah? Goop grenade! 133 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:33,927 [yelps] 134 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,298 [grunts] 135 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:39,999 No! 136 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,637 [chuckles] Hi-yah! 137 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,600 Move in. 138 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,607 [agent 1] AVL! [agent 2] Everybody, freeze! 139 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,676 -[agent 3] Stay where you are. -[agent 4] Move! 140 00:06:58,451 --> 00:06:59,686 Ha! 141 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:00,887 [agent 5] Stay there! 142 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:02,956 Freeze! 143 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:10,897 Gotcha! 144 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:12,499 No, no, no! No! 145 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:13,833 This is not happening! 146 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,635 C'est impossible. [grunts] 147 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,671 Get your hands off of me! 148 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:21,274 -I am commanding you to let me go. -[chuckles] 149 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:22,709 So long, Maxime! 150 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:24,778 Who's the loser now? 151 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:27,814 [both] Loser, loser, loser! 152 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,716 [Maxime screams] 153 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:39,759 This is not over! 154 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,290 You won't always have the AVL 155 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,831 to fight your battles, you coward! 156 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:48,340 Mark my words! I will exterminate you! 157 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,203 [laughing] 158 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:58,211 [chuckles] Not, uh-- Not scary at all. [chuckles] 159 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,860 [birds chirping] 160 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,392 [Lucky bleats] 161 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,495 Hello, everybody! 162 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:17,230 [Edith] Gru, what's up? [Agnes] Yay, Gru! 163 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,199 Hey, Gru. I'm so happy you're here! 164 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,334 What's shaking in the Gru house? 165 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,336 Look what I taught Lucky. 166 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,605 -Lucky, sit. -[bleats] 167 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,241 [farts, bleats] 168 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:31,111 Aw, Lucky, I said sit. 169 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,713 [bleats] [giggles] 170 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,283 Well, it is only his first lesson. 171 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,919 Uh, maybe we practice outside from now on. 172 00:08:40,530 --> 00:08:42,489 There's my favorite husband! 173 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,457 Did you remember to get the milk? 174 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,426 Well, yes. They had a few kinds. 175 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,928 They got the almond milk, soy milk, hemp milk, 176 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,731 oat milk, goat milk, chocolate milk, half-and-half, 177 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,300 powdered, and of magnesia. 178 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,603 What about regular milk? 179 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,938 No, they don't make that anymore. 180 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:00,730 Oh! 181 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,808 Wait a minute. 182 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:04,100 [Agnes giggles] One, two, three girls. 183 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,845 One wife. 184 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,615 Something is missing. [children giggle] 185 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:11,418 No, I think that's all of us. Yeah. 186 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,186 You know what? I keep forgetting... 187 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,788 this guy! [gurgles] 188 00:09:17,230 --> 00:09:19,259 Oh, ho, ho! There's my boy! 189 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,461 There he is! 190 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:22,996 Ah, coochy, coochy, coochy. 191 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,999 Where is Daddy's hug? [gasps] 192 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:29,302 Oh, looks like somebody's a little cranky! 193 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:34,507 Behind that sourpuss, I know you love your dada! 194 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:35,875 Go on, say it. 195 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:38,478 Dada. Dada. 196 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,847 Yes, of course he loves you! He just-- [babbles] 197 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,116 He just doesn't show it on his face, 198 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,352 or with his body language. 199 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,253 Right, Gru Jr? Come on. 200 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,255 Show Daddy how much you love him. 201 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:52,992 Oh, I know what will make you happy! 202 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:56,363 Mmm, Bahama Medley! 203 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,310 [cries] 204 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:01,340 No? It's from The Bahamas. 205 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,702 All of them. Look. 206 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:05,338 Oh, so yummy! 207 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,407 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 208 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,342 [coughs, gags] 209 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,178 Oh, that really tastes like The Bahamas! 210 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,247 See? He loves his daddy! 211 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,316 He's sharing. [chuckles] 212 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,685 [laughing] 213 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,286 Phil, Ralph, Ron! 214 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,722 ["Hot for Teacher" plays] Hup, hup, hup! 215 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,491 Hup! 216 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,961 Pistachio. Yeah, cashew. 217 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:29,529 [giggles] 218 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,531 [speaking Minionese] 219 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,199 Gotcha! 220 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,335 [speaking Minionese] 221 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,205 [speaking Minionese] 222 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,509 [speaking Minionese] 223 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,348 Thanks, guys. 224 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,582 [doorbell rings] 225 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,453 Ramsbottom? 226 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,210 [snickers] Bottom. 227 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,758 I need a word with you both. Sure, but what-- 228 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,960 I'm sorry. There's no time for chitchat. 229 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:04,264 Maxime Le Mal has sent you a message from prison. 230 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,834 Bonjour, Gru. 231 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,370 I know you can hear me, so hear this. 232 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:14,107 You think you can humiliate me and get away with it? Yes? 233 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,942 But, no! 234 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,912 When I break out of prison, I'm coming for my revenge, Gru! 235 00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:23,183 But this time, I won't go so easy on you! [laughs] 236 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,552 And I know where you live! 237 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:29,522 So you better sleep with one eye open, because you can't hide from me! 238 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,659 Sweet dreams, Gru-ser! 239 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,561 [both gasp] 240 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,300 Don't worry. He can't get out of there. 241 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,566 It's a maximum security prison. 242 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,935 Ah, yes, well, um... [clears throat] 243 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,303 ...he escaped yesterday. 244 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,604 What? 245 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,439 Leave our home? 246 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,141 Oh, no. You're gonna love it. 247 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,477 It's called "the safe house," 248 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,880 and it's fun, and it's safe, and it's fantastic and we're going. 249 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:56,249 Yeah, you'll get a new room, go to a new school. 250 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,984 It'll be fun, right? 251 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,886 Everything's gonna be new. We love new! 252 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,421 What about all my friends? 253 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,655 You'll make new friends. 254 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,324 Probably better ones. 255 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,492 [groans] 256 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,930 [muffled] I can't believe this. 257 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,829 Yes, yes. Lot of emotions. Big life change. 258 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,531 Less talking, more walking. 259 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,366 Come on, here we go. 260 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,508 [Lucky bleats] 261 00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:27,147 [sniffles] I'm sorry you can't go with us, Lucky. 262 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,314 [bleats] 263 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,950 Take good care of him. 264 00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:33,586 Be good, Lucky! 265 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,230 Don't forget to practice your tricks! 266 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,958 [sighs] 267 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,997 We'll arrive at the AVL safe house in a few hours. 268 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,132 Mayflower is a lovely town. 269 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,835 A lovely, safe, boring town. 270 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,670 Trust me, it is for the best, Gru. 271 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,807 And what about Grandma and Uncle Dru? 272 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:58,440 I'm sorry. No one can know of your whereabouts, not even family. 273 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,213 Bingo! There's your silver lining. 274 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,882 And you promise to take care of the other Minions? 275 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,885 They'll be safe and sound at AVL Headquarters. 276 00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:08,540 I have big plans for them. 277 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,523 [scoffs] Good luck with that. 278 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,959 ["BOOMBAYAH" playing] 279 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,235 [Minions clamoring, laughing] 280 00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:31,578 [grumbles] That is it! 281 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,913 [tires screech] 282 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,684 [air brakes hiss] 283 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,521 Quiet! 284 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:46,459 You are now on Carl's bus. 285 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,863 And Carl is a longtime AVL employee 286 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,766 whose retirement benefits are almost vested. 287 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:58,400 So, while on Carl's bus, you follow Carl's rules. 288 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:02,242 No shenanigans, no antics and no tomfoolery. 289 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,543 Tom? [blows raspberry] 290 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,378 So this ends now. 291 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:10,216 Or you're gonna see a side of Carl you do not wanna see. 292 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,520 Do I make myself clear? [grunts] 293 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,188 [Minion] Bazooka! [Minions laughing] 294 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:16,322 [party horns blaring] 295 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,296 [clamoring] [Carl] This won't st-- [groans] 296 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,980 Carl does not like this! 297 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,267 Watch your hands. What are you doing? Who's pinching? 298 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,802 No, no! 299 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,444 [Silas] Here we are. The town of Mayflower. 300 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:41,915 This safe house has been used to protect our agents for decades now. 301 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,450 Whoa, look at that place. 302 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,419 [Lucy] Wow, look at these lawns. The flowers. 303 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,756 -[chuckling] Whoa! That is cool. -Are we really gonna live here? 304 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,591 [gasps] Look at that fountain. Whoa! 305 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,493 [Edith] Awesome. 306 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,295 [snoring] [Edith] Ooh, ooh, ooh, is that one ours? 307 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,300 Hey, hey. 308 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,798 [Edith] Whoa, look at that. [Agnes] Ooh, that's pretty. 309 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,500 [Lucy] I could get used to this. 310 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,968 [snorts] 311 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,503 [both laugh] 312 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:06,606 [Agnes] Ooh, it looks like a princess lives there. 313 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,900 And here it is. 314 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,278 Your new home. 315 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,450 [bird squawks] 316 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,985 Oh. 317 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,987 Hmm, no fountain. 318 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,490 I'm sure it's gonna be great. 319 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:24,924 Come on. 320 00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,460 Silas says that there is a pool in the back. 321 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,290 That'll be fun, huh? 322 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:40,340 Wow, it's so cold and uninviting. [Agnes giggles] 323 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,409 But in a homey kind of way. What? 324 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,779 Yes, everything here is AVL standard. 325 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:49,549 What it lacks in comfort, it more than makes up for in functionality. 326 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:53,186 There's even a fully automated lockdown mode. 327 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,387 Isn't that fun? 328 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,723 Ooh, full lockdown mode. [chuckles] 329 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,324 Yay. 330 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,660 [gasps] It has a vending machine. Oh! [chuckles] 331 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,462 I love this place! 332 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,664 Ooh. [speaks Minionese] 333 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,990 [screams] 334 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,702 [speaks Minionese] 335 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,360 Eh, eh. [speaks Minionese] 336 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,805 [groaning] [laughing] 337 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,941 This will be great. 338 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:16,876 All right, now down to business. 339 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,513 For your own safety, you'll all be assuming new identities. 340 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,216 New identities? Is that really necessary? 341 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,251 It's not up for debate, Gru. 342 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,887 Now, you are a solar panel salesman. 343 00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:31,524 Lucy, you're a hairstylist at an upscale salon. 344 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:35,362 A hairstylist? Yes, jackpot! 345 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,198 Silas, did you choose that because you knew I cut my own hair, 346 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,999 and that I would totally rock at this? 347 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,200 No. 348 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,703 "Chet Cunningham." 349 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,539 Ah, that's got a nice ring to it. 350 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,674 Girls. 351 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:51,144 Cool. I'm Blair. 352 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,512 "Britney"? 353 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,140 My name is Bree? 354 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,416 Oh, come on. There are worse names than Bree. 355 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,218 Yeah, like Blanche. 356 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,153 [laughs] Yes, Margo. 357 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:03,390 Blanche? Ugh, that is a terrible name. [laughs] 358 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,590 Imagine being named Blanche. [chuckles] 359 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,927 Truly, I cannot think of a worse-- 360 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,363 My name's Blanche, isn't it? 361 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,731 Yep. [children giggle] 362 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,767 Well, I'll get used to it. 363 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,736 Well, why don't you girls go and pick out your rooms 364 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,606 while I have a word with your parents? [speaking Minionese] 365 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,643 Yes, I didn't want to frighten the girls, 366 00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:27,714 but it is absolutely crucial you keep your true identities under wraps. 367 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:31,618 Gru, you're going to have to try to not be so "Gru-ish." 368 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,787 What is that supposed to mean? 369 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,691 Well, I'm just saying you tend to stand out in a crowd, that's all. 370 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:41,428 You know... [stammers] ...like the way you're always cranky and irritable. 371 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:45,131 And how you make things a bit awkward for everyone around you. 372 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,801 You do do that. [chuckles] I mean, you know-- 373 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,336 Okay, enough. 374 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,138 I don't make people awkward or uncomfortable. 375 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,740 I'm very comforting. 376 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,760 Like a nice meat loaf. 377 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,144 I'm pretty delicious. 378 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:05,510 This is not awkward. You're the ones who are making it awkward. 379 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,354 Gru, you have to blend in. 380 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,289 Your family's lives are at stake. 381 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,790 You understand? 382 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,459 Of course, yes. Fully understand. [giggles] 383 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,195 We would do anything to keep our family safe. Yeah. 384 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,631 Right, well, I'll be in contact when this is all over. 385 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:23,703 Until then, capturing Maxime Le Mal is our top priority. 386 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,172 Stay safe. 387 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,608 [door closes] 388 00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:31,544 You know what, Gru, maybe this isn't so bad. 389 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:35,749 We need a break from chasing down villains and dangerous missions, right? 390 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,218 We can actually be a normal family for once. 391 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:43,523 [gasps] And I can finally spend some real bonding time with the baby. 392 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,292 It's gonna be great. Right, pal? 393 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,661 Who's got your nose? Who's got-- 394 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,197 He's got my nose. [gurgles] 395 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,702 Quite the grip there. That kid is strong. 396 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,300 [groans] 397 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,212 Ah. 398 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,748 [humming] 399 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:10,850 [babbles] 400 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:16,890 [exclaims] 401 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:18,758 [shouting] 402 00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:20,193 [grunts] 403 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,796 ["Freedom" playing] 404 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,398 ♪ Let's be free, baby And cruise the world ♪ 405 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,866 ♪ Are you with it, girl? ♪ 406 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,669 ♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪ 407 00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:31,404 ♪ And have a good time ♪ 408 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,840 [laughing] 409 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,776 Thank you. Look at everyone. Yes. 410 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,945 We are having a good time, right? 411 00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:41,981 [singing] ♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪ 412 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,683 ♪ And have a good time ♪ 413 00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:45,518 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 414 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,220 [cheering] Whoo-hoo! 415 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,889 [laughs] No, I love you. [kisses] 416 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,892 Thank you, my beautiful army. 417 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,960 Maxime's back, baby. [laughs] 418 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:03,570 And a special merci beaucoup to everyone who helped me break out of AVL prison. 419 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,139 Todd and Linda, where are you? Where are you? Yes. 420 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,907 For distracting the guards. 421 00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:09,943 Oh, très magnifique. Yeah! 422 00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:12,612 Now, silence! 423 00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:15,648 We must make Gru suffer for arresting me. 424 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,117 [chuckles] 425 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,718 And what better way 426 00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:21,921 than to take away from him his precious little baby. 427 00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:24,691 [cockroaches gasp] I want to take that baby. [laughs] 428 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,959 Whoa. 429 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:27,270 [whistles] Yeah! 430 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,495 Oh, Maxime. 431 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,764 No, no. Wait, wait. Not Maxime. 432 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:34,801 What if I start going by "Cockroach Man," huh? 433 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,270 Little on the nose, but it is very clear. 434 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,172 It's good, no? Ugh. 435 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:43,510 I am not calling you that stupid name, but I love this evil plan. 436 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,445 Well, Gru has it coming. 437 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,281 He humiliated me in front of the whole school. 438 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:51,518 I had my trophy and everything. 439 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,621 But now the game begins. [cockroach babbles] 440 00:20:54,754 --> 00:21:00,260 He runs and hides like the mouse, and we find him like the cat. 441 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,280 Game on. 442 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,798 [Ron giggling] 443 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,330 [speaking Minionese] [giggles] 444 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:09,302 -[speaking Minionese] -[giggles] 445 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,673 [screams] 446 00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:15,575 [chuckles] 447 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:19,279 Okay, we've got Chet's famous, super cheesy scrambled eggs. 448 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:22,649 And Blanche's famous bacon that spells your name. 449 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,653 -Here you go, Britney. -[burbles] 450 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,724 Wait, I can't say my name is Britney. 451 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,559 That would be a lie. 452 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:33,960 Yes. 453 00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:36,563 But we aren't "stupposed" to lie. 454 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,365 Don't think of it as lying. 455 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,900 Think of it as high-stakes pretending. 456 00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:43,103 Well, I'm not going to. 457 00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:45,171 Bah, it's just a little white lie. 458 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:46,720 No. 459 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:47,440 Agnes, as your father, 460 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,142 I command you to lie. 461 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,243 No. 462 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,178 -Yes, lie. -Mm-mmm. 463 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:54,914 You are walking on thin ice, little lady. 464 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,116 Hmm! 465 00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:57,684 [exclaims, chews] 466 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,353 Why can't you be more like your sister Edith? 467 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,122 She lies all the time. 468 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:03,323 No, I don't. 469 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,592 See? See? She's lying right now. 470 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,427 Beautifully, I might add. 471 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,762 [Lucy] Okay, you guys. 472 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,330 This is our first big day in Mayflower, 473 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,732 and I say we make it a great one. 474 00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:14,534 Right, Chet Jr? [giggles] 475 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:17,637 Whoo-hoo, Mayflower. Yes! Whoo-hoo. [chuckles] 476 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,706 We're gonna be late for karate. 477 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,441 And you have to get Margo to school. Ah. 478 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,843 It's gonna be awesome. Ugh. Yay. 479 00:22:23,977 --> 00:22:26,446 Hey, you just have to put yourself out there, 480 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:30,250 and I promise Mayflower will love Chet Cunningham. 481 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:33,286 Well, they're gonna love him just as much as I do. 482 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:37,791 And you, little man, are gonna have so much fun with your daddy today. 483 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:38,892 [babbles] 484 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:41,861 Yep, just you and Dada. 485 00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:43,997 Come on, say it. Dada. 486 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:45,665 Dada. 487 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,502 [blows raspberry] 488 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,638 Gonna be a fun day. 489 00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,445 [breathes deeply] 490 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:05,719 ["Hot for Teacher" plays] Hup, hup, hup! 491 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:08,540 Hup, hup, hup, hup! 492 00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:10,256 Buddies. 493 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:11,958 Okay. 494 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:13,660 [speaks Minionese] 495 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,762 [exclaims, giggles] 496 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,598 Thanks a lot, guys. Ah, ha-ha, buddy. 497 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:21,167 [speaking Minionese] ...check ya. 498 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,103 [giggles] 499 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,638 All right. Thanks, hon. 500 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,107 Bye. Bye. 501 00:23:27,941 --> 00:23:29,943 Look, Margo, neighbors. 502 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,211 Hello! 503 00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:32,645 Hmm? 504 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:33,880 Come on. 505 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:35,615 You got this, Chet. 506 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,417 [groans] 507 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,587 I'm your new neighbor, Chet Cunningham. 508 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,489 Uh-huh. Perry Prescott. 509 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:46,726 So, what, uh, brings you to the neighborhood, Chet? 510 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:49,496 Well, uh... 511 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:54,340 [gasps] Solar panels. That's it. I sell solar panels. 512 00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:56,803 Have you joined the solar revolution? 513 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,538 Yeah, no. 514 00:23:58,672 --> 00:24:00,473 Uh, I think I'm good. 515 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:01,641 Good to know. 516 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:03,476 So, what do you do, Perry? 517 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,578 I own Prescott Motors. 518 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:09,149 The largest auto dealer in the state. 519 00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,885 Wow, that's impressive. 520 00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:13,953 This is my daughter Margo. 521 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:15,210 Bree, Dad. 522 00:24:15,155 --> 00:24:18,858 Ah, yes. Yes. Did I say "Margo"? 523 00:24:18,992 --> 00:24:20,860 It's funny, because I was thinking-- 524 00:24:20,994 --> 00:24:24,664 I was thinking about a fish I once had as a pet, named Margo. 525 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:29,200 Who lived in the pond and then died. 526 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:30,837 Uh. 527 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,673 Anyway, I, uh-- 528 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:37,344 I'm about to take Bree to school for her first day. 529 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:40,246 Yeah, I was about to take Poppy to school, so... 530 00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:42,716 Poppy. Hello, Poppy. 531 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,851 That's a fun name to say. 532 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,586 You want to carpool with us? 533 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,121 No. 534 00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:50,223 You could be friends with Bree. 535 00:24:50,357 --> 00:24:51,391 Right, Bree? 536 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,693 You don't have any friends. 537 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:56,262 [chuckles] 538 00:24:56,396 --> 00:24:59,532 Well, love to chitchat, Chet, but she's got school, 539 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,469 and I'm meeting some pals over at the country club, so... 540 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:04,571 Ooh, country club. That sounds like a lot of fun. 541 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:10,777 If I were ever invited to a country club, I am sure that I would love it. 542 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:16,160 Yeah, well, we really have to get going, so nice meeting you, Chet. 543 00:25:16,149 --> 00:25:18,510 ["I'm Too Sexy" plays on stereo] 544 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:23,490 Okay, cool. Any time you want to hang out, just hit me up with a text. 545 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:25,291 He's gonna text me. 546 00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:26,926 That was painful. 547 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:33,633 You'll see. By lunchtime, 548 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:37,404 you will have forgotten all about your old, lousy friends. 549 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:39,773 Mmm, not so sure about that. 550 00:25:44,444 --> 00:25:46,980 [students chattering, giggling] Right? Oh, my gosh. 551 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,281 Not my problem, bro. 552 00:25:48,415 --> 00:25:51,918 [sighs] Hey, honey, you got this. 553 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,190 You're smart. 554 00:25:53,153 --> 00:25:54,354 You're funny. 555 00:25:54,487 --> 00:25:56,156 What's there to worry about, right? 556 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:58,658 They're gonna love you. 557 00:25:59,793 --> 00:26:01,610 Thanks, Gru. 558 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:04,497 [Gru] Bye-bye. 559 00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:08,835 Oh, please let them love you. 560 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,360 [sighs] 561 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,380 Ooh! 562 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:15,508 Hey, Poppy. 563 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:21,381 Eh... 564 00:26:21,514 --> 00:26:22,882 [horn honks] [screams] 565 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,352 Come on. Hey. Move it! 566 00:26:25,485 --> 00:26:28,655 Sorry. My bad. I'm going. All right. 567 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,123 I'm going. 568 00:26:32,392 --> 00:26:34,361 Ooh, glassos. 569 00:26:36,463 --> 00:26:38,164 -[shouts] -[screams] 570 00:26:38,298 --> 00:26:39,966 [groans] 571 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,680 [straining] [barking] 572 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,371 [whimpers] 573 00:26:44,504 --> 00:26:45,972 [chuckles, speaks Minionese] 574 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,474 [leash snaps] [screams] 575 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,109 [barking] No, no, no. Sit. Sit. 576 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:52,212 No. 577 00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:54,881 [speaks Minionese] 578 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,385 [screams, speaks Minionese] 579 00:26:59,853 --> 00:27:01,354 [speaking Minionese, muffled] 580 00:27:01,488 --> 00:27:02,622 All right, gentlemen. 581 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:04,224 Fall in. 582 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:08,695 Some of you may be wondering why you're here. 583 00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:10,630 Uh, sí. 584 00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:12,650 As you may or may not know, 585 00:27:12,198 --> 00:27:14,000 I was recently called out of retirement 586 00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:16,703 to head up the AVL's new top-secret initiative 587 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:19,372 to take down Maxime Le Mal. 588 00:27:19,506 --> 00:27:21,241 And that's where you come in. 589 00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:22,676 We need volunteers. 590 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,611 Me! Me! Me! 591 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:27,470 We are looking for the strong, the mighty... 592 00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:28,214 Ooh. [groans] 593 00:27:28,348 --> 00:27:29,749 ...the fearless. Uh, nope. 594 00:27:29,883 --> 00:27:32,352 We need the best of the best. 595 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:35,388 So, who's it going to be? [chuckles] 596 00:27:37,457 --> 00:27:39,559 Yes, nice work, gentlemen. 597 00:27:40,527 --> 00:27:41,461 [speaking Minionese] 598 00:27:41,594 --> 00:27:43,196 [laughing] 599 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:47,233 The AVL is known for cutting-edge weapons and vehicles, 600 00:27:47,367 --> 00:27:50,603 but now we are developing cutting-edge agents. 601 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:54,107 And I can think of no better guinea pigs than you. 602 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,642 Guinea pigs! [cheering] 603 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,110 [blows raspberry] 604 00:27:57,243 --> 00:28:00,547 You will be the first to test our super serum. 605 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,830 Designed to transform you into elite agents 606 00:28:03,216 --> 00:28:07,721 with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. 607 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,324 Or you might just explode. 608 00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:12,892 We don't really know. 609 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:15,662 Eh? Huh? [shouts] 610 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:18,264 [Minions screaming] Oh, ah. 611 00:28:18,398 --> 00:28:19,599 Hey. 612 00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:26,600 [Minions struggling] 613 00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:29,776 [yodels, growls] 614 00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:33,713 [chuckles] 615 00:28:39,853 --> 00:28:41,688 [chews, crunches] 616 00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:47,930 [speaking Minionese] [metal clanging] 617 00:28:48,695 --> 00:28:49,662 [pops] 618 00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:51,640 [giggles] 619 00:28:51,865 --> 00:28:54,100 [growling] 620 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:59,839 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Mega Minions. 621 00:28:59,973 --> 00:29:01,808 [cheering] 622 00:29:05,645 --> 00:29:06,980 [bell rings] 623 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:08,448 Cool. 624 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,950 Aw, you guys look adorable. 625 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,886 And-- And really tough and scary. 626 00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:16,356 I'll look even better when I have a black belt. Hi-yah! 627 00:29:16,489 --> 00:29:19,459 Ooh, ooh! I'm gonna break a brick with my head. 628 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,461 That's the spirit. Oh! [gong sounds] 629 00:29:22,896 --> 00:29:24,998 Oh, okay. Now, go have fun while I'm at work. 630 00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:28,568 Blair and Britney. Right? Mmm. 631 00:29:28,702 --> 00:29:29,669 We will. 632 00:29:29,803 --> 00:29:31,871 Okay. Bye, Mom. 633 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,173 [Lucy] Bye. 634 00:29:33,306 --> 00:29:34,341 Got ya. [giggling] 635 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,142 Hi-yah! 636 00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:37,510 Circle up, people. 637 00:29:37,644 --> 00:29:38,645 [students giggling] 638 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,347 [grunting] 639 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,315 Show respect for your sensei. 640 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,984 [students] Yes, Sensei O'Sullivan. 641 00:29:46,486 --> 00:29:47,554 Hai! 642 00:29:51,491 --> 00:29:54,394 You, Moscovitch, didn't I tell you to cut that hair? 643 00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:56,296 You look like a sheepdog. 644 00:29:56,429 --> 00:29:57,697 Sorry, Sensei. 645 00:29:57,831 --> 00:29:59,599 [whimpers, giggles] 646 00:29:59,733 --> 00:30:03,203 Now, we have two new students today ready to begin their journey-- 647 00:30:03,336 --> 00:30:06,306 Hi-yah! To awesomeness. 648 00:30:06,439 --> 00:30:08,541 -You, tiny girl. -[gasps] 649 00:30:08,675 --> 00:30:10,844 Step forward and tell us your name. 650 00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:12,479 Um... 651 00:30:12,612 --> 00:30:14,547 It's Britney. 652 00:30:15,315 --> 00:30:17,951 Uh, m-my name? 653 00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:21,554 I can't. 654 00:30:21,688 --> 00:30:24,240 There's no "can't" in karate. 655 00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:26,726 Ten push-ups after class! 656 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,361 Hey, that's not fair. 657 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:33,533 Huh! Ha! You better not be talking back to your sensei. 658 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,235 Hi-yah! [karate yell] 659 00:30:35,368 --> 00:30:38,772 Now, are you ready to tell us your name and participate? 660 00:30:39,472 --> 00:30:40,540 Mmm. 661 00:30:41,141 --> 00:30:43,430 I guess not. 662 00:30:43,176 --> 00:30:47,800 Then why don't you go sit in the corner of disgrace and reflection 663 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:50,500 and think about what kind of person you wanna be? 664 00:30:54,821 --> 00:30:58,925 Now, am I gonna get any trouble from you? 665 00:30:59,590 --> 00:31:00,694 Yeah, probably. 666 00:31:00,827 --> 00:31:02,228 Excuse me? [bones pop] 667 00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:04,664 If you think I'm above fighting children, 668 00:31:04,798 --> 00:31:07,100 you picked the wrong dojo. 669 00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:10,236 [grunting] 670 00:31:11,571 --> 00:31:13,440 Hi-yah, hi-yah, hi-yah! Hi-yah! 671 00:31:13,573 --> 00:31:15,642 [karate yell] Ha! 672 00:31:15,775 --> 00:31:18,278 [sobs, groans] 673 00:31:19,646 --> 00:31:21,348 [all gasp] 674 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:23,950 [children cheer] Yeah! 675 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,286 That was for my sister. 676 00:31:26,419 --> 00:31:27,954 [O'Sullivan screams] 677 00:31:29,589 --> 00:31:32,992 You broke my pinkie toe. 678 00:31:33,126 --> 00:31:37,597 [chuckles] That's gonna be a lot of push-ups. 679 00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:40,767 [Lucy] Okay, then put this over here, then the hair gel. 680 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,902 Hair spray. Oh, uh, Mrs. Cunningham? 681 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,404 Oh! Uh, yeah. [stammers] Hi. 682 00:31:44,537 --> 00:31:47,474 I have to say, this is quite a résumé. 683 00:31:47,607 --> 00:31:49,275 Well, what can I say? 684 00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:50,877 I'm good at what I do. [chuckles] 685 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,847 Well, you are exactly what we need here. 686 00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:56,516 Lot of vain, demanding divas in this town. 687 00:31:56,649 --> 00:31:58,618 [both chuckle] 688 00:31:59,619 --> 00:32:01,521 I have a hair emergency, people. 689 00:32:02,222 --> 00:32:03,556 Where's what's-her-name? 690 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,158 Remy? Rhonda? 691 00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:07,270 Oh, Melora, I'm so sorry. 692 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,628 Rachel's on maternity leave. 693 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:11,297 What? Oh, that is unacceptable. 694 00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:16,202 But you are in luck, because Blanche here is fantastic. 695 00:32:16,336 --> 00:32:18,471 Perfect. I'll be in my chair. 696 00:32:19,673 --> 00:32:21,474 Okay, kiddo, you're up. 697 00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:22,642 [chuckles] 698 00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:24,210 ["Dynamite" plays] 699 00:32:25,478 --> 00:32:29,315 So, Melora, what are we thinking? 700 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:32,452 What if we just wet the hair and let it dry in the air? 701 00:32:32,585 --> 00:32:35,550 Let nature do its thang... [chuckles] ...you know? 702 00:32:35,188 --> 00:32:37,590 No, no, no, no. That style is dead to me. 703 00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:40,427 It's-It's time for a whole new Melora. 704 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,729 I want this. 705 00:32:42,862 --> 00:32:44,197 Wow. [chuckles] 706 00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:46,866 Wow. Um... 707 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,770 Okay, let's start with color? 708 00:32:50,904 --> 00:32:53,206 Yes, color. Because that's what you start with. 709 00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:56,843 Little of this. 710 00:32:57,544 --> 00:32:59,450 Some of that. 711 00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:01,140 Ooh, that's pretty. 712 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:02,182 This isn't so hard. 713 00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:04,250 [sizzling] 714 00:33:04,851 --> 00:33:05,952 Uh... 715 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:11,858 What? 716 00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:14,761 [sniffs] Should it be smoking? 717 00:33:14,894 --> 00:33:16,196 Yes. Uh-huh. 718 00:33:16,329 --> 00:33:18,640 Smoking means it's working. 719 00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:20,834 [gasps] 720 00:33:23,737 --> 00:33:25,372 [shouts] 721 00:33:26,439 --> 00:33:27,741 [whimpers] What's going on? 722 00:33:27,874 --> 00:33:29,609 Perfect. No one panic. 723 00:33:30,543 --> 00:33:32,278 Call 911. 724 00:33:32,979 --> 00:33:34,848 [fire alarm ringing] 725 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:38,718 Quickly, quickly. 726 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,622 Oh... [chuckles] ...wonder where they're going. 727 00:33:45,592 --> 00:33:47,600 [Maxime laughing] 728 00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:49,763 Voilà! My latest creation. 729 00:33:49,896 --> 00:33:53,666 All of my transformation powers in a handheld design, huh? 730 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,435 Ay! I love it. 731 00:33:55,568 --> 00:33:58,138 Oh, and look at the little antenna. That's so cute. 732 00:33:58,271 --> 00:34:00,473 It's not supposed to be cute. No. 733 00:34:00,607 --> 00:34:03,276 I'm going for intimidating. Terrifying, even. 734 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:07,580 Now, all I have to do is find that walking boiled potato, 735 00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:10,116 and his baby is mine. [laughs] 736 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,985 Check this out. [alarm beeps] 737 00:34:16,356 --> 00:34:17,490 Whoa! 738 00:34:17,624 --> 00:34:19,459 [barking] 739 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:23,263 [cackles] 740 00:34:25,298 --> 00:34:29,302 No, I kid you not. I'm being serious-- Whoa! 741 00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:32,605 Whoa! 742 00:34:35,342 --> 00:34:36,376 [shutter clicks] 743 00:34:44,951 --> 00:34:46,619 [Maxime cackles] 744 00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:49,356 Oh, this is going to be so good. 745 00:34:59,990 --> 00:35:00,533 [sighs] 746 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:04,204 -Okay, Daddy is officially exhausted. -[gurgles] 747 00:35:04,337 --> 00:35:06,172 I changed your diaper. 748 00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:10,143 I've got your bottle, your Binky, and here are your balloons. 749 00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:13,179 [giggles] There you go. You like those, right? 750 00:35:13,313 --> 00:35:15,782 All right. A little bit of me time. 751 00:35:15,915 --> 00:35:18,551 [breathes deeply, exhales] 752 00:35:21,688 --> 00:35:23,189 [balloon pops] Ah! 753 00:35:24,491 --> 00:35:25,525 [groans] 754 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:29,229 [grunts] 755 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:38,438 [horn honks] [shouts] 756 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:40,730 [groans] 757 00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:41,574 [growls] 758 00:35:43,877 --> 00:35:45,450 [whines] 759 00:35:47,130 --> 00:35:48,515 [groans] 760 00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:52,318 Someone put a glitter bomb in my locker. Ugh. 761 00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:54,387 Teenagers are the worst. 762 00:35:55,455 --> 00:35:58,758 Yeah. Babies are no picnic either. 763 00:35:58,892 --> 00:36:00,460 [giggles] 764 00:36:03,763 --> 00:36:05,598 [balloon pops] [Gru] Ah! 765 00:36:05,732 --> 00:36:06,800 Junior! 766 00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:12,939 [Ralph snoring] 767 00:36:19,212 --> 00:36:21,810 [shushes, speaks Minionese] 768 00:36:21,214 --> 00:36:23,717 Ah, okay. Okay. [grunts] 769 00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:26,586 -[shushes] -Dua Lipa prosciutto. 770 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:29,155 [thuds] [exclaims] 771 00:36:29,289 --> 00:36:30,724 [laughing] 772 00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:32,959 [speaks Minionese] 773 00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:35,462 [speaks Minionese] Fire in the bowl. 774 00:36:36,396 --> 00:36:37,997 [both laugh] 775 00:36:38,131 --> 00:36:39,766 Good night, Ralph. 776 00:36:41,434 --> 00:36:43,269 [scatting] 777 00:36:43,403 --> 00:36:45,372 ♪ Taking out the trash 'Cause I'm an awesome dad ♪ 778 00:36:45,505 --> 00:36:47,640 ♪ And the baby Finally went to sleep ♪ 779 00:36:47,774 --> 00:36:50,477 [scatting, humming] 780 00:36:51,544 --> 00:36:52,712 [person] Hello, Gru. 781 00:36:52,846 --> 00:36:55,782 Hello. Hey! What the... 782 00:36:57,884 --> 00:37:00,820 Oh, hello, Poppy. Did you say something? 783 00:37:00,954 --> 00:37:03,857 Wha-- Uh... [stammers] ...my name's Chet, by the way. 784 00:37:03,990 --> 00:37:05,425 Chet Cunningham. 785 00:37:05,558 --> 00:37:09,290 Gru? What does that even mean? [chuckles] 786 00:37:12,650 --> 00:37:13,767 It means you're bad at lying. 787 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,568 Hey. That's not nice. 788 00:37:15,702 --> 00:37:17,804 Ever hear of respecting your elders? 789 00:37:17,937 --> 00:37:19,906 I don't respect boomers. 790 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,508 I just mock them. 791 00:37:21,641 --> 00:37:25,512 Ah, ha, ha. Is that, like, a joke you read on the Web? 792 00:37:25,645 --> 00:37:29,616 Wow. "The Web"? How old are you? 793 00:37:29,749 --> 00:37:33,530 Well, old enough to know that you are a rotten little-- [grunts] 794 00:37:33,186 --> 00:37:34,354 Huh? 795 00:37:34,487 --> 00:37:36,723 You better watch yourself. 796 00:37:36,856 --> 00:37:38,291 [gasps] Ooh-hoo. Oof. 797 00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:40,794 You used to be a master villain. 798 00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:45,650 [scoffs] That's not me. I don't even see a resemblance. 799 00:37:45,198 --> 00:37:50,970 Clearly, you have the wrong guy, as I sell, mmm, solar panels. 800 00:37:51,104 --> 00:37:53,807 Oh, don't worry. I'm not gonna expose you. 801 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:55,809 Because you're gonna help me pull a heist. 802 00:37:55,942 --> 00:37:57,510 We start planning tomorrow. 803 00:37:57,644 --> 00:38:00,513 You want to pull a heist? [chuckles] 804 00:38:00,647 --> 00:38:02,148 Listen, kid, I'm not going to-- 805 00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:03,883 No. You listen, old man. 806 00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:06,519 Ow. I own you. 807 00:38:06,653 --> 00:38:11,324 And I promise, you do not want to cross me. 808 00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:13,426 Okay. [stammers] All right. 809 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,329 But tomorrow is not really good timing. 810 00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:17,664 Bummer for you. 811 00:38:17,797 --> 00:38:19,999 Because this is happening. 812 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:25,710 Unless you want the whole world to know exactly who you are... 813 00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:29,976 Gru. 814 00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:33,580 [gasps] She is terrifying. 815 00:38:34,914 --> 00:38:36,516 [hums] 816 00:38:38,985 --> 00:38:41,621 [exclaims, speaks Minionese] 817 00:38:41,755 --> 00:38:44,900 [Minions cheer] 818 00:38:44,224 --> 00:38:46,626 [speaking Minionese] 819 00:38:48,628 --> 00:38:49,996 Ow! Ooh! 820 00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:51,865 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 821 00:38:51,998 --> 00:38:53,566 [speaking Minionese] ...five! 822 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:55,402 [chuckles] 823 00:38:55,535 --> 00:38:57,570 [screams] 824 00:38:59,172 --> 00:39:00,540 Oh! [speaks Minionese] 825 00:39:00,674 --> 00:39:02,242 -[shutter clicks] -[screams] 826 00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:04,244 [microwave pings] Yay! 827 00:39:04,377 --> 00:39:05,812 Aw. [speaks Minionese] 828 00:39:05,945 --> 00:39:07,470 [Mega Mel] Hey, Jiminy! 829 00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:09,382 No problemo. 830 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:10,984 [shouts] 831 00:39:11,117 --> 00:39:12,252 [screams] 832 00:39:17,257 --> 00:39:18,658 [screaming] 833 00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:20,593 [screaming] 834 00:39:21,861 --> 00:39:24,230 Oh, phew. [speaks Minionese] 835 00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:26,366 Oy. [laughs] 836 00:39:27,901 --> 00:39:29,302 [growls] 837 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:32,572 [speaking Minionese] 838 00:39:34,774 --> 00:39:36,976 All right, all right. Settle down. 839 00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:39,112 Settle down! 840 00:39:39,245 --> 00:39:40,847 Thank you. 841 00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:43,750 It's time to get you out for some real-world training. 842 00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:45,151 Liberty. 843 00:39:45,285 --> 00:39:47,587 And, if you do well out there, 844 00:39:47,721 --> 00:39:50,924 you'll be the AVL's new secret weapon. 845 00:39:51,558 --> 00:39:52,559 Pomodoro! 846 00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:55,495 Pomodoro! 847 00:39:57,564 --> 00:39:58,631 [Minion] Ouch. 848 00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:06,706 I'm quite sure I won't regret this. 849 00:40:08,108 --> 00:40:09,976 No. The painters canceled. Uh-huh. 850 00:40:10,110 --> 00:40:11,311 True story. Wow. 851 00:40:11,444 --> 00:40:12,846 I don't know what is the deal with-- 852 00:40:12,979 --> 00:40:14,314 [Gru] Morning, neighbors. 853 00:40:14,447 --> 00:40:15,782 Hey there! 854 00:40:15,915 --> 00:40:18,451 Still waiting on that invite, Perry. 855 00:40:18,585 --> 00:40:19,886 Ugh. Oh! 856 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,255 No. No, no. Yoo-hoo! 857 00:40:22,389 --> 00:40:23,690 Patsy! [Patsy] Oh, neighbors. 858 00:40:23,823 --> 00:40:25,910 Oh, Patsy. 859 00:40:25,225 --> 00:40:27,827 Hi there. I'm Perry's wife, Patsy. 860 00:40:27,961 --> 00:40:30,497 Oh! I'm Blanche. And this is Chet. 861 00:40:30,630 --> 00:40:34,334 Hi. So, I look over here and I see you... [laughs] 862 00:40:34,467 --> 00:40:37,203 ...and I have one of my brilliant ideas. 863 00:40:37,337 --> 00:40:39,406 Perry needs a fourth for tennis tomorrow. 864 00:40:39,539 --> 00:40:40,740 Oh, honey. 865 00:40:40,874 --> 00:40:42,475 [chuckles] I don't know. 866 00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:45,450 He doesn't seem like much of a tennis guy. 867 00:40:45,178 --> 00:40:48,348 Much of a tennis guy? I'm too much of a tennis guy. 868 00:40:48,481 --> 00:40:49,983 I'm Mr. Tennis. 869 00:40:50,116 --> 00:40:53,453 It's my favorite of all the sports games. 870 00:40:53,586 --> 00:40:58,158 With the racket and with the balls. So yellow and fuzzy. 871 00:40:58,291 --> 00:40:59,225 [groans, grunts] 872 00:40:59,359 --> 00:41:00,727 Oh, then we're all set. 873 00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:03,296 See you two at the club tomorrow. 874 00:41:03,430 --> 00:41:04,631 Toodle-oo! 875 00:41:04,764 --> 00:41:07,567 Okay. Toodle-oo to you two too. [laughs] 876 00:41:08,268 --> 00:41:10,700 So, you-- you play tennis? 877 00:41:10,203 --> 00:41:12,906 Yes. Yes. I play tennis. 878 00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:15,542 I'm pretty fantastic actually. 879 00:41:15,675 --> 00:41:17,544 Well, at least I was at summer camp. 880 00:41:17,677 --> 00:41:20,947 Wow. That's great. Here you go. [kisses] 881 00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:22,949 -Okay, bye. -[fusses] 882 00:41:23,830 --> 00:41:24,484 Have fun! 883 00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:26,653 There you go. 884 00:41:28,455 --> 00:41:29,823 Okay. 885 00:41:29,956 --> 00:41:31,891 [grunts] Huh? [giggles] 886 00:41:39,650 --> 00:41:40,200 What the... 887 00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:41,434 [exclaims] 888 00:41:42,869 --> 00:41:44,137 [groans] 889 00:41:56,716 --> 00:41:57,684 Gru. 890 00:41:57,817 --> 00:42:00,687 You can't hide from me, Gru. 891 00:42:00,820 --> 00:42:02,689 Ay! My back is killing me. 892 00:42:02,822 --> 00:42:04,624 How long is this gonna take? 893 00:42:04,758 --> 00:42:06,960 It will take as long as it takes. 894 00:42:07,930 --> 00:42:10,263 Mark my words, Gru will not win. 895 00:42:10,397 --> 00:42:12,732 This won't be like the ninth-grade talent show. 896 00:42:12,866 --> 00:42:15,135 Ay, again with this. 897 00:42:15,268 --> 00:42:17,937 Yes, again. It was a pivotal moment. 898 00:42:18,710 --> 00:42:19,506 Why can't you indulge me? 899 00:42:19,639 --> 00:42:21,841 [groans] [sighs] 900 00:42:21,975 --> 00:42:24,744 It was the night of the big show. [groans] 901 00:42:25,779 --> 00:42:27,881 [Maxime] I had practiced for weeks, 902 00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:31,384 perfecting a number that would blow my classmates away. 903 00:42:31,518 --> 00:42:34,540 ♪ Karma, karma Karma, karma chameleon ♪ 904 00:42:34,187 --> 00:42:36,122 [Maxime] I was about to go on when... 905 00:42:36,256 --> 00:42:39,559 What? Wh-- Oh! ...I heard it. 906 00:42:41,394 --> 00:42:45,331 ♪ Karma, karma Karma, karma chameleon ♪ 907 00:42:45,465 --> 00:42:49,669 There was that little jerk doing my big number. 908 00:42:49,803 --> 00:42:52,105 [young Gru] ♪ You come and go ♪ 909 00:42:53,730 --> 00:42:54,774 He ruined everything. 910 00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:57,977 I couldn't go on after him. I would have looked like a fool. 911 00:42:58,111 --> 00:42:59,913 Like I was copying him. 912 00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:02,349 Maybe it was just a coincidence. 913 00:43:02,482 --> 00:43:04,150 That was a very popular song. 914 00:43:04,284 --> 00:43:06,453 Oh, no, no, no, no. He knew. 915 00:43:06,586 --> 00:43:08,880 He did it on purpose. 916 00:43:08,221 --> 00:43:11,524 He reveled in humiliating me. Oh! [alarm beeps] 917 00:43:11,658 --> 00:43:12,759 What now? 918 00:43:12,892 --> 00:43:14,394 [sighs] We're low on fuel. 919 00:43:14,527 --> 00:43:16,229 It's always something. 920 00:43:16,363 --> 00:43:20,660 Look, I can never focus on just being evil. [groans] 921 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,402 Okay. Pull over. 922 00:43:28,174 --> 00:43:30,110 [barking] 923 00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:37,450 [whimpers] 924 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,158 [coughs] 925 00:43:51,364 --> 00:43:52,732 Okay, let's see. 926 00:43:52,866 --> 00:43:55,268 Regular unleaded. Oh. 927 00:43:55,402 --> 00:43:57,504 Wow. It is expensive, no? 928 00:43:57,637 --> 00:44:01,474 Okay. Insert card and remove rapidly. [card reader beeps] 929 00:44:01,608 --> 00:44:02,976 "Card not read"? 930 00:44:04,477 --> 00:44:06,212 -[beeps] -Oh, come on. 931 00:44:06,346 --> 00:44:07,681 Did you pull it out rapidly? 932 00:44:07,814 --> 00:44:10,830 Yes. Yes. Very rapidly. 933 00:44:10,216 --> 00:44:11,751 [beeping] Come-- 934 00:44:11,885 --> 00:44:13,386 [grunting] 935 00:44:14,954 --> 00:44:16,222 [beeps] [shouts] 936 00:44:17,724 --> 00:44:20,694 Ay, get me a slushy. It's my cheat day. 937 00:44:22,162 --> 00:44:25,799 Hey, you. Your stupid machine won't read my card. 938 00:44:25,932 --> 00:44:27,467 Did you remove it rapidly? 939 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,369 Yes. [sighs] 940 00:44:29,502 --> 00:44:33,440 Well, sometimes it's too rapid. You should probably try again. 941 00:44:33,573 --> 00:44:36,900 [growls] I don't have time for this. 942 00:44:36,676 --> 00:44:38,278 Okay. Whoa! 943 00:44:38,411 --> 00:44:42,515 I'm trying to destroy my arch nemesis! 944 00:44:42,649 --> 00:44:45,719 Now, give me 900 gallons on pump four, you idiot. 945 00:44:45,852 --> 00:44:48,288 Whoa! Please, don't hurt me. 946 00:44:48,421 --> 00:44:50,457 Oh, I'm not going to hurt you. 947 00:44:50,590 --> 00:44:51,925 [chuckles] 948 00:44:52,580 --> 00:44:53,460 Wha-- 949 00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:55,962 [exclaims] 950 00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:00,900 [muttering] 951 00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:02,635 Oh! Look at you! 952 00:45:02,769 --> 00:45:05,105 Ha, ha! Much better. 953 00:45:05,238 --> 00:45:07,440 Now, get me a purple slushy! 954 00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:09,109 [groans, growls] 955 00:45:09,242 --> 00:45:11,544 I'm not paying for that, just so you know. So there. 956 00:45:11,678 --> 00:45:13,780 [chuckles] I know. I'm so bad. 957 00:45:13,913 --> 00:45:15,715 [laughs] [mutters] 958 00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:17,250 [bell rings] 959 00:45:19,419 --> 00:45:23,256 Hmm. Okay, why don't you guys pick out a healthy cereal? 960 00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:26,393 [gasps] This is Lucky's favorite cereal. 961 00:45:27,293 --> 00:45:29,462 You don't think he'll forget me? 962 00:45:29,596 --> 00:45:30,997 Do you? 963 00:45:31,131 --> 00:45:34,670 Oh, sweetheart, that's impossible. 964 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,803 You play with Lucky and dress him up. 965 00:45:36,936 --> 00:45:38,772 And you guys have your podcast. 966 00:45:38,905 --> 00:45:43,743 There is no way in this world he could ever forget his best friend. 967 00:45:43,877 --> 00:45:45,912 [giggles] Thanks, Mom. 968 00:45:46,980 --> 00:45:48,810 Oh, lookit! 969 00:45:48,214 --> 00:45:51,510 This one has extra marshmallows. 970 00:45:51,184 --> 00:45:52,719 Double-frosted choco clusters. 971 00:45:52,852 --> 00:45:55,221 [Agnes] Yeah. Yeah. Let's go with those. 972 00:45:55,355 --> 00:45:57,190 All right. What else do we need? 973 00:45:57,323 --> 00:45:58,191 [gasps] 974 00:45:58,792 --> 00:46:00,994 [gasps] Oh, no. 975 00:46:01,127 --> 00:46:03,963 Nobody see. Nobody notice. Nobody notice. 976 00:46:05,650 --> 00:46:06,466 [Agnes exclaims] 977 00:46:06,599 --> 00:46:07,667 [exhales] 978 00:46:07,801 --> 00:46:09,302 [Edith] What's wrong? Huh? 979 00:46:09,436 --> 00:46:12,380 Oh, nothing. Just, uh... Ooh. 980 00:46:12,172 --> 00:46:14,607 Stretching before we hit the aisles. 981 00:46:14,741 --> 00:46:17,510 Shopping is the number one cause of pulled hamstrings. 982 00:46:17,644 --> 00:46:19,346 Huh. You probably didn't know that. [laughs] 983 00:46:22,349 --> 00:46:23,683 Okay, all stretched. Let's go. 984 00:46:23,817 --> 00:46:26,319 Quickly. Quick, quick, quick. 985 00:46:26,453 --> 00:46:28,822 [sighs] Okay. Coast is clear-- [screams] 986 00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:32,692 [grunts] Oh. 987 00:46:32,826 --> 00:46:35,228 [gasps] You. 988 00:46:35,362 --> 00:46:37,630 [chuckles] [employee sighs] 989 00:46:37,197 --> 00:46:40,200 You did this to me, you fraud. 990 00:46:40,333 --> 00:46:41,301 Come on, girls. 991 00:46:41,434 --> 00:46:42,969 Clean up on aisle nine! 992 00:46:43,103 --> 00:46:45,872 I've always wanted to say that. Just hide over here. 993 00:46:46,706 --> 00:46:48,641 What does that lady want? 994 00:46:48,775 --> 00:46:50,377 Lady? I didn't see a lady. 995 00:46:52,746 --> 00:46:54,681 [gasps] Lady! 996 00:46:54,814 --> 00:46:56,182 Come on. Let's go. 997 00:46:56,316 --> 00:46:57,917 Faster! Whoa! 998 00:46:58,510 --> 00:46:59,953 You're no hairdresser. 999 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:01,221 [Lucy whimpers] 1000 00:47:01,354 --> 00:47:03,790 I'm on to you! Get back here. 1001 00:47:03,923 --> 00:47:05,580 I gotta get out of here. 1002 00:47:14,534 --> 00:47:16,670 -[screams] -[shouts] 1003 00:47:21,908 --> 00:47:23,443 Okay. 1004 00:47:23,576 --> 00:47:24,611 [breathing heavily] 1005 00:47:26,246 --> 00:47:27,781 [screams] 1006 00:47:28,615 --> 00:47:30,283 [wails] 1007 00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:31,451 Come back here. 1008 00:47:32,886 --> 00:47:34,754 Whoa-ho-ho. [giggling] 1009 00:47:37,424 --> 00:47:38,758 Hey! No, no, no, no! 1010 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,763 -You can't just-- -Open, open, open! 1011 00:47:50,503 --> 00:47:51,871 Whoa! 1012 00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:53,406 Let's go! 1013 00:47:56,109 --> 00:47:57,577 [Melora shrieks] 1014 00:47:57,711 --> 00:47:59,946 Stop! Come here, you! 1015 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,147 [panting] 1016 00:48:02,148 --> 00:48:04,284 [sobbing] 1017 00:48:04,417 --> 00:48:07,454 Whew. That was a close one. 1018 00:48:07,587 --> 00:48:09,789 Always a fun time when you go shopping with Mom. 1019 00:48:09,923 --> 00:48:13,159 -Yeah! I feel so alive! -Best shopping trip ever! 1020 00:48:18,932 --> 00:48:19,833 [meows] 1021 00:48:25,305 --> 00:48:27,273 ["Through the Fire and Flames" plays] 1022 00:48:27,407 --> 00:48:28,375 [meowing] 1023 00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:45,759 [music stops] 1024 00:48:45,892 --> 00:48:47,794 [announcer on game] Perfecto. [meows] 1025 00:48:47,927 --> 00:48:48,695 [Gru] Poppy! 1026 00:48:48,828 --> 00:48:51,664 [gasps] Poppy! 1027 00:48:51,798 --> 00:48:52,932 [meows] 1028 00:48:54,801 --> 00:48:56,302 I don't see her, Junior. 1029 00:48:56,436 --> 00:48:57,904 Look up, genius. 1030 00:48:58,380 --> 00:49:00,400 Huh? [groans] [Poppy] You're late. 1031 00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:02,742 How do I get up there? 1032 00:49:02,876 --> 00:49:04,244 Use the trampoline. 1033 00:49:04,377 --> 00:49:05,745 Huh? 1034 00:49:09,683 --> 00:49:10,550 [sighs] 1035 00:49:11,151 --> 00:49:12,318 Here we go. 1036 00:49:13,353 --> 00:49:14,788 [panting] 1037 00:49:14,921 --> 00:49:16,489 [grunting] 1038 00:49:16,623 --> 00:49:18,525 [Junior giggles] 1039 00:49:18,658 --> 00:49:20,493 [breathing heavily] 1040 00:49:24,130 --> 00:49:25,231 [groans] 1041 00:49:25,365 --> 00:49:27,333 Ow, ow, ow, ah, ow! 1042 00:49:28,368 --> 00:49:30,103 [groans, strains] 1043 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:41,281 [Poppy] It is I, 1044 00:49:41,414 --> 00:49:45,819 -Poppy Prescott, villainess. -[meows] 1045 00:49:45,952 --> 00:49:47,654 Have a seat, Gru. 1046 00:49:47,787 --> 00:49:49,220 All right, I'll sit-- Ah! 1047 00:49:50,857 --> 00:49:53,590 Okay. Why am I here? 1048 00:49:53,193 --> 00:49:58,164 Because, like you, I was born to be bad. 1049 00:49:58,298 --> 00:50:03,103 And now, it's time to discuss our big heist. 1050 00:50:03,236 --> 00:50:06,206 Pfft, heist. Please. You're just a child. 1051 00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:10,310 All great villains start young. 1052 00:50:10,443 --> 00:50:13,446 Didn't you steal the Crown Jewels when you were 12? 1053 00:50:14,414 --> 00:50:16,182 I was a lot younger than that. 1054 00:50:16,316 --> 00:50:18,284 And, no offense, but you're not me. 1055 00:50:18,418 --> 00:50:22,220 Oh, I plan on being a lot better than you. 1056 00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:24,457 Check this out. 1057 00:50:24,591 --> 00:50:27,293 Hey, is that my old school? 1058 00:50:27,427 --> 00:50:28,395 Bingo. 1059 00:50:28,528 --> 00:50:29,996 Which I have expertly modeled 1060 00:50:30,130 --> 00:50:32,499 with glue and Popsicle sticks. 1061 00:50:32,632 --> 00:50:37,671 And it's where we are going to steal the school mascot. 1062 00:50:38,538 --> 00:50:40,730 You want to steal Lenny? 1063 00:50:40,206 --> 00:50:41,508 Exactly. 1064 00:50:41,641 --> 00:50:44,444 Lycée Pas Bon has always been my dream school. 1065 00:50:44,577 --> 00:50:47,814 And this heist will look so great on my villain transcripts. 1066 00:50:47,947 --> 00:50:49,983 That is a terrible idea. 1067 00:50:50,116 --> 00:50:53,860 Have you ever even seen a honey badger? 1068 00:50:53,219 --> 00:50:55,255 They are vicious little monsters. 1069 00:50:55,388 --> 00:50:59,259 They literally eat bees and cobras for breakfast. 1070 00:50:59,392 --> 00:51:01,428 Honey badger don't care. 1071 00:51:01,561 --> 00:51:03,830 No way. No way am I helping you. 1072 00:51:03,963 --> 00:51:06,466 Well, that's the thing with blackmail, 1073 00:51:07,467 --> 00:51:09,335 you kinda have no choice. 1074 00:51:09,469 --> 00:51:10,804 [Junior giggles] 1075 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:25,752 [speaking Minionese] 1076 00:51:35,762 --> 00:51:38,331 Ha, ha! [speaking Minionese] 1077 00:51:38,465 --> 00:51:40,333 Okay. [speaking Minionese] 1078 00:51:40,467 --> 00:51:41,901 [sirens wailing] 1079 00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:44,471 Oh. Ah. Uh... 1080 00:51:44,604 --> 00:51:45,705 Tim! Tim. 1081 00:51:45,839 --> 00:51:47,407 [speaking Minionese] Go, go, go! 1082 00:51:47,540 --> 00:51:50,310 [speaking Minionese] 1083 00:51:51,411 --> 00:51:52,879 Chihuahua. [groans] 1084 00:51:53,130 --> 00:51:54,848 [gunshots] [screaming in distance] 1085 00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:56,716 [speaking Minionese] 1086 00:51:58,585 --> 00:52:00,854 [speaking Minionese] No! 1087 00:52:00,987 --> 00:52:03,156 [speaking Minionese] 1088 00:52:09,863 --> 00:52:12,650 Suppository! 1089 00:52:12,198 --> 00:52:13,900 [laughing] 1090 00:52:16,236 --> 00:52:17,237 Give it! 1091 00:52:17,370 --> 00:52:19,139 Hey! Police! 1092 00:52:19,272 --> 00:52:20,507 No problemo! 1093 00:52:28,615 --> 00:52:29,549 Ooh. 1094 00:52:29,683 --> 00:52:31,217 Uh, piña colada. 1095 00:52:33,620 --> 00:52:35,288 [cord snaps] [metal groans] 1096 00:52:35,422 --> 00:52:37,257 [window cleaner screams] 1097 00:52:38,391 --> 00:52:39,392 Help! 1098 00:52:39,526 --> 00:52:41,695 [speaking Minionese] 1099 00:52:41,828 --> 00:52:42,595 Hola. 1100 00:52:42,729 --> 00:52:44,230 Please. Can you help me? 1101 00:52:44,364 --> 00:52:45,365 Oh, sí, sí. 1102 00:52:47,233 --> 00:52:49,235 [singing in Minionese] 1103 00:52:52,739 --> 00:52:55,775 Ah. [splutters] Hey! All is good. Ciao! 1104 00:52:57,770 --> 00:52:58,778 [meows] 1105 00:52:58,912 --> 00:53:01,514 [owner] Smudge! Smudge, come down. Hey! [speaking Minionese] 1106 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:07,530 El gato. 1107 00:53:08,421 --> 00:53:10,390 Thank you. Thank you. 1108 00:53:11,758 --> 00:53:13,927 Ooh, smooch. 1109 00:53:17,263 --> 00:53:18,631 Smoochy. 1110 00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:22,635 [straining] 1111 00:53:25,672 --> 00:53:26,773 Help! 1112 00:53:26,906 --> 00:53:29,609 Bazooka! 1113 00:53:29,743 --> 00:53:31,544 [grunting] 1114 00:53:33,790 --> 00:53:35,810 [straining] 1115 00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:41,688 [sighs] [passengers cheering] 1116 00:53:41,821 --> 00:53:43,456 [Mega Tim screams] [crash] 1117 00:53:46,393 --> 00:53:48,940 Ah. Eh. [chuckles] 1118 00:53:54,670 --> 00:53:55,100 Hey, hey. 1119 00:53:55,135 --> 00:53:57,103 [speaking Minionese] 1120 00:54:00,607 --> 00:54:01,808 Yeah! 1121 00:54:03,877 --> 00:54:05,245 [belches] 1122 00:54:05,378 --> 00:54:07,681 [car alarms sounding] [people grunting] 1123 00:54:07,814 --> 00:54:09,315 [speaking Minionese] 1124 00:54:14,154 --> 00:54:16,489 There they are. Those guys crushed my car. 1125 00:54:16,623 --> 00:54:18,124 They destroyed the coffee shop. 1126 00:54:18,258 --> 00:54:19,626 [bystander 1] Yeah! Get outta here! 1127 00:54:19,759 --> 00:54:21,394 [bystander 2] They're ruining everything. 1128 00:54:21,528 --> 00:54:23,963 I'm sick of superheroes. Yeah! Let's get 'em. 1129 00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:26,299 No more superheroes! Oh, no, no, no! 1130 00:54:27,734 --> 00:54:29,369 Get in! 1131 00:54:29,502 --> 00:54:31,638 [Minions clamoring] 1132 00:54:31,771 --> 00:54:34,400 [bystander 3] Boo! [bystander 1] Yeah, get outta here! 1133 00:54:34,174 --> 00:54:36,209 Gentlemen... [groans] 1134 00:54:36,343 --> 00:54:38,110 ...our experiment has failed. 1135 00:54:38,144 --> 00:54:40,980 You are officially going to be retired. 1136 00:54:41,114 --> 00:54:43,650 [cheers] Retirement! [chuckles] [Minions groan] 1137 00:54:43,783 --> 00:54:44,984 Uh, no? 1138 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,540 [tires squeal] [horn honks] 1139 00:54:58,498 --> 00:54:59,999 [gasps] 1140 00:55:00,133 --> 00:55:02,202 Whoa. There it is. 1141 00:55:09,309 --> 00:55:12,345 The castle, the gargoyles. 1142 00:55:12,479 --> 00:55:14,414 I can't believe I'm really here. [sighs] 1143 00:55:21,154 --> 00:55:22,689 [Phil speaking Minionese] Okay. 1144 00:55:22,822 --> 00:55:25,992 [humming, speaking Minionese] 1145 00:55:26,126 --> 00:55:28,928 [sighs] Okay. Let's get this over with. 1146 00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:31,310 Ron, hand me my gear. Voilà. 1147 00:55:31,164 --> 00:55:33,333 Keep a close eye on him. [Ron] Okay. 1148 00:55:33,466 --> 00:55:35,680 If you need anything... [Ron] Uh-huh. 1149 00:55:35,201 --> 00:55:37,504 ...I brought formula, extra diapers, his favorite Binky-- 1150 00:55:37,637 --> 00:55:40,240 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. [grunts] 1151 00:55:40,373 --> 00:55:41,875 [imitating Poppy] 1152 00:55:42,442 --> 00:55:43,476 [grunts] 1153 00:55:47,847 --> 00:55:51,117 And now, we cut through the glass with my... 1154 00:55:51,885 --> 00:55:53,153 diapers? 1155 00:55:53,286 --> 00:55:55,655 What? You've got to be kidding with me. 1156 00:55:55,789 --> 00:55:56,756 [Ron speaking Minionese] 1157 00:55:56,890 --> 00:55:58,358 Muerte a la piñata! 1158 00:55:58,491 --> 00:56:02,280 [speaking Minionese] Hey, guys. Guys. Guys? Guys! 1159 00:56:02,162 --> 00:56:05,650 Guys, where is the other bag with my gear? 1160 00:56:05,198 --> 00:56:06,566 [speaking Minionese] Balloon. 1161 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:07,801 [Gru gasps] [Phil] Ah. 1162 00:56:08,668 --> 00:56:09,736 Oops. 1163 00:56:09,869 --> 00:56:11,971 [laughs] [laughs, speaks Minionese] 1164 00:56:12,105 --> 00:56:13,940 What? How-- [groans] 1165 00:56:14,740 --> 00:56:15,775 [screams, muffled] 1166 00:56:15,909 --> 00:56:19,512 All right. All right. Let's see what I got in here. Uh... 1167 00:56:19,646 --> 00:56:22,349 Come on. Come on, come on, come on. Aha! 1168 00:56:26,319 --> 00:56:27,420 [grunts] 1169 00:56:29,389 --> 00:56:30,590 [speaks Minionese] 1170 00:56:32,959 --> 00:56:35,562 [chuckles] Easy-peasy. 1171 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,102 [grunting] 1172 00:56:43,236 --> 00:56:44,304 [grunting] [giggling] 1173 00:56:47,774 --> 00:56:49,420 Huh? 1174 00:56:49,175 --> 00:56:50,343 [both gasp] 1175 00:56:53,413 --> 00:56:55,515 That's Mr. Friendly. 1176 00:56:55,648 --> 00:56:57,484 Stupid kids. 1177 00:56:57,617 --> 00:56:59,786 [whimpers, groans] [grunts] 1178 00:56:59,919 --> 00:57:01,588 No, no, no! 1179 00:57:01,721 --> 00:57:03,857 [Poppy gasps] 1180 00:57:05,925 --> 00:57:07,260 [gasps] 1181 00:57:08,610 --> 00:57:09,195 Oh, I hate my job. 1182 00:57:09,329 --> 00:57:10,497 Whew. 1183 00:57:10,630 --> 00:57:12,980 [groans] 1184 00:57:12,232 --> 00:57:13,800 Stupid kids. 1185 00:57:14,934 --> 00:57:16,870 [grunts] [grunts] 1186 00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:18,905 [yells, grunts] 1187 00:57:19,390 --> 00:57:20,640 Ha-ha-ha. [blows raspberry] 1188 00:57:21,341 --> 00:57:23,476 [Minions panting] 1189 00:57:24,377 --> 00:57:25,679 [gasps] 1190 00:57:25,812 --> 00:57:28,848 That's Dr. Destructo. He was just a kid. 1191 00:57:28,982 --> 00:57:31,384 And there is Killer Driller's original helmet. 1192 00:57:31,518 --> 00:57:32,652 Come on! 1193 00:57:32,786 --> 00:57:34,200 Stay focused. 1194 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:44,831 [snaps] Diaper. [speaks Minionese] 1195 00:57:57,243 --> 00:57:58,578 [door rattles] [Gru groans] 1196 00:57:58,712 --> 00:58:02,382 I need something like-- Something that I can-- 1197 00:58:02,515 --> 00:58:03,717 How about this? 1198 00:58:03,850 --> 00:58:05,352 Nice. 1199 00:58:07,220 --> 00:58:08,421 [lock rattles, clicks] 1200 00:58:08,555 --> 00:58:09,723 Yes! [squeals] 1201 00:58:11,458 --> 00:58:13,326 [door creaks] 1202 00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:15,362 [gasps] We're in. 1203 00:58:15,495 --> 00:58:18,310 Wait. No, no, no. 1204 00:58:18,164 --> 00:58:19,990 Baby powder! 1205 00:58:19,232 --> 00:58:20,233 Ah, sí, sí. 1206 00:58:25,772 --> 00:58:27,240 Whoa! 1207 00:58:27,374 --> 00:58:29,876 You know, the most important part of a heist 1208 00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:33,747 is being constantly aware of potential danger. 1209 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,782 [speaking Minionese] Tiramisu! 1210 00:58:37,851 --> 00:58:39,552 No. Junior! 1211 00:58:39,686 --> 00:58:40,954 Junior, come back here. 1212 00:58:41,855 --> 00:58:43,390 [hums] 1213 00:58:43,523 --> 00:58:45,792 So, what's your plan now? 1214 00:58:45,925 --> 00:58:48,610 I am dealing with it. [gasps] 1215 00:58:48,194 --> 00:58:49,996 [giggles] [Gru groans] 1216 00:58:51,364 --> 00:58:52,966 Don't touch anything. No. 1217 00:58:53,990 --> 00:58:55,769 No, no, no! 1218 00:58:56,469 --> 00:58:57,637 [all gasp] 1219 00:58:57,771 --> 00:59:00,840 [chuckles] Good job, Junior. Way to go. 1220 00:59:00,974 --> 00:59:02,308 [groans] 1221 00:59:02,442 --> 00:59:03,677 [giggles] 1222 00:59:04,678 --> 00:59:06,246 Aw, he's having fun. 1223 00:59:06,379 --> 00:59:07,981 Ugh, too much fun. 1224 00:59:08,114 --> 00:59:11,251 [speaking Minionese] [speaking Minionese] 1225 00:59:11,384 --> 00:59:12,886 Please, Junior. [Junior giggling] 1226 00:59:13,190 --> 00:59:15,255 Daddy needs to steal a honey badger. 1227 00:59:18,558 --> 00:59:20,160 [exhales] Okay. 1228 00:59:21,261 --> 00:59:23,530 I know they keep Lenny here at night. 1229 00:59:24,431 --> 00:59:26,299 And, if memory serves, 1230 00:59:26,433 --> 00:59:29,769 there is a hidden switch around here somewhere. 1231 00:59:29,903 --> 00:59:31,304 Ah! Ha-ha. 1232 00:59:32,672 --> 00:59:34,174 Yes! [metal squeaks, groans] 1233 00:59:34,941 --> 00:59:37,770 [gasps] Ooh. 1234 00:59:41,481 --> 00:59:42,816 [chuckles] 1235 00:59:46,252 --> 00:59:47,921 I'll hit him with this. 1236 00:59:48,540 --> 00:59:50,690 Once he's knocked out, we'll open the cage. 1237 00:59:50,824 --> 00:59:53,526 That fuzzy demon will sleep like a baby the whole-- [gasps] 1238 00:59:55,829 --> 00:59:57,630 [shouts] 1239 00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:02,350 [exhales] Okay. He's still asleep. [growls] 1240 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,171 [screams] 1241 01:00:06,272 --> 01:00:08,208 [screams] Mamma mia! 1242 01:00:09,509 --> 01:00:11,277 [growling] 1243 01:00:12,445 --> 01:00:14,470 I tranked myself. 1244 01:00:14,781 --> 01:00:16,490 [laughing] 1245 01:00:16,182 --> 01:00:17,884 [Minions screaming] 1246 01:00:21,287 --> 01:00:22,756 [Poppy] Hey! Hey! 1247 01:00:23,723 --> 01:00:25,250 [screams] 1248 01:00:25,158 --> 01:00:26,926 Gru, what do we do? [screams] 1249 01:00:27,694 --> 01:00:29,290 No! 1250 01:00:29,729 --> 01:00:30,997 [screams] 1251 01:00:31,798 --> 01:00:32,866 [beeping] 1252 01:00:32,999 --> 01:00:35,402 Oh, no! I've ruined our heist. 1253 01:00:35,535 --> 01:00:37,637 [beeping] 1254 01:00:37,771 --> 01:00:40,306 What? Who dares? 1255 01:00:46,460 --> 01:00:47,647 Intruders! 1256 01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:52,152 Intruders! 1257 01:00:55,221 --> 01:00:56,623 [growls] [screams] 1258 01:01:01,940 --> 01:01:03,129 [giggles] 1259 01:01:03,997 --> 01:01:05,465 Wake up! 1260 01:01:06,566 --> 01:01:07,434 No! 1261 01:01:08,535 --> 01:01:09,936 [babbles] 1262 01:01:13,540 --> 01:01:14,507 What? 1263 01:01:17,544 --> 01:01:18,611 Hmm. 1264 01:01:19,245 --> 01:01:21,548 [giggles] 1265 01:01:21,681 --> 01:01:23,216 Aw. 1266 01:01:23,350 --> 01:01:25,719 [both] Aw. [speaks Minionese] 1267 01:01:25,852 --> 01:01:26,920 No. Nope. 1268 01:01:27,530 --> 01:01:29,422 [Übelschlecht screams] 1269 01:01:29,556 --> 01:01:31,958 Come on. We have to go. 1270 01:01:33,426 --> 01:01:35,950 [panting] 1271 01:01:36,629 --> 01:01:38,264 [Übelschlecht screams] 1272 01:01:38,398 --> 01:01:39,499 Intruders! 1273 01:01:39,632 --> 01:01:41,968 You messed with the wrong principal. 1274 01:01:42,102 --> 01:01:44,771 [gasps] Here we go. Come on. Come on. 1275 01:01:46,906 --> 01:01:48,942 [giggling] 1276 01:01:50,610 --> 01:01:52,278 Go, go, go! Go, go, go. 1277 01:01:52,412 --> 01:01:54,280 [shouts] 1278 01:01:56,216 --> 01:01:59,686 Come on! Come on! Ooh, you won't get away with this. 1279 01:02:02,789 --> 01:02:03,623 Ah! 1280 01:02:03,757 --> 01:02:05,792 [Übelschlecht screams] 1281 01:02:10,397 --> 01:02:11,398 [yelps] 1282 01:02:11,531 --> 01:02:12,766 [tires squeal] 1283 01:02:15,435 --> 01:02:16,636 [Ron screams] 1284 01:02:16,770 --> 01:02:18,171 [Poppy screams] 1285 01:02:19,205 --> 01:02:20,440 [panting] 1286 01:02:22,575 --> 01:02:24,844 Prepare to feel the wrath of Übelschlecht! 1287 01:02:25,745 --> 01:02:27,614 -[gasps] -[screams] 1288 01:02:29,150 --> 01:02:30,383 Diaper rash cream. 1289 01:02:30,517 --> 01:02:31,785 Oh, no. Oh, no! 1290 01:02:31,918 --> 01:02:33,520 [Ron] Stop, stop, stop! 1291 01:02:33,653 --> 01:02:34,821 [Übelschlecht screams] 1292 01:02:35,755 --> 01:02:37,157 Oh, dear. 1293 01:02:37,290 --> 01:02:38,558 Oof! 1294 01:02:39,693 --> 01:02:41,610 Get back here, you. 1295 01:02:41,194 --> 01:02:43,530 I want my Lenny! 1296 01:02:44,798 --> 01:02:46,166 [Gru grunts] 1297 01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:49,502 How are we getting out of here? 1298 01:02:49,636 --> 01:02:51,204 Follow me. 1299 01:02:51,938 --> 01:02:52,939 Get in! 1300 01:02:55,508 --> 01:02:57,377 Come on, come on, come on. 1301 01:02:57,510 --> 01:02:58,478 [sputters] 1302 01:02:58,611 --> 01:02:59,879 [all scream] 1303 01:03:00,130 --> 01:03:01,548 Mr. Friendly! 1304 01:03:02,716 --> 01:03:04,351 Whoa! 1305 01:03:06,353 --> 01:03:07,554 [shouts] 1306 01:03:24,604 --> 01:03:30,276 I have to say, that was without a doubt the coolest night of my life. 1307 01:03:30,410 --> 01:03:32,846 I can't believe we actually pulled that off. 1308 01:03:32,979 --> 01:03:37,450 [chuckles] Not gonna lie, that was pretty fun. 1309 01:03:37,584 --> 01:03:39,886 [speaking Minionese] 1310 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:41,187 Thanks, Ron. 1311 01:03:41,321 --> 01:03:42,722 Phew. [speaking Minionese] 1312 01:03:42,856 --> 01:03:46,593 And thank you for everything. 1313 01:03:47,494 --> 01:03:49,829 Oh, and hey. Don't worry. 1314 01:03:49,963 --> 01:03:53,330 Your secret is safe with me, partner. 1315 01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:54,501 Thanks. 1316 01:03:54,634 --> 01:03:55,869 Good night. 1317 01:03:57,170 --> 01:03:58,371 [babbles] 1318 01:03:58,505 --> 01:04:01,574 Your dada did pretty good, huh, Junior? 1319 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:03,476 [squeals, giggles] [chuckles] 1320 01:04:05,912 --> 01:04:07,714 [chuckles, speaks Minionese] 1321 01:04:07,847 --> 01:04:09,749 Sí, sí, sí. Go, go. 1322 01:04:10,684 --> 01:04:12,452 Hello, Maxime. 1323 01:04:12,585 --> 01:04:15,880 How's my favorite student? 1324 01:04:15,221 --> 01:04:18,892 You know, I think you and I might be looking for the same person. 1325 01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:22,128 And I know exactly where he is. 1326 01:04:25,198 --> 01:04:28,680 [cackles] 1327 01:04:28,935 --> 01:04:30,103 [chuckles] 1328 01:04:30,236 --> 01:04:32,572 Thank you, Principal Übelschlecht. 1329 01:04:32,706 --> 01:04:33,973 [line beeps] We got him. 1330 01:04:34,107 --> 01:04:37,100 Valentina, to Mayflower. 1331 01:04:37,143 --> 01:04:39,446 With pleasure. [chuckles] 1332 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:46,119 Ah, here we go. 1333 01:04:46,252 --> 01:04:47,454 [chuckles] 1334 01:04:47,587 --> 01:04:49,890 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. 1335 01:04:49,222 --> 01:04:51,124 It's all coming back to me. [girls giggle] 1336 01:04:51,257 --> 01:04:53,226 [thuds] [speaking Minionese] 1337 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:54,761 [groans] [Gru] Oops. 1338 01:04:54,894 --> 01:04:57,597 [chuckles] Okay. See you later. 1339 01:04:58,431 --> 01:04:59,799 Say, "Bye, Mommy and Daddy." 1340 01:04:59,933 --> 01:05:00,967 Have fun at the club! 1341 01:05:01,101 --> 01:05:03,360 Make good choices. 1342 01:05:03,169 --> 01:05:05,205 Bye, guys. Goodbye! 1343 01:05:05,338 --> 01:05:06,539 Bye! 1344 01:05:06,673 --> 01:05:07,941 Hey, Cunninghams. 1345 01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:10,143 Um, hey, Poppy. 1346 01:05:10,276 --> 01:05:13,713 I heard our parents are having a playdate, which is adorable, by the way, 1347 01:05:13,847 --> 01:05:16,383 and I thought you might wanna hang out. 1348 01:05:16,516 --> 01:05:18,518 Oh, yeah. Sure. Come on in. 1349 01:05:18,651 --> 01:05:21,454 Let's get this party started, people. 1350 01:05:22,122 --> 01:05:23,656 I like her. 1351 01:05:23,790 --> 01:05:26,126 Yeah. Most people do. [chuckles] 1352 01:05:26,259 --> 01:05:27,861 Sweet. 1353 01:05:27,994 --> 01:05:30,663 So, have you guys ever seen a honey badger? 1354 01:05:32,599 --> 01:05:34,167 [grunting] 1355 01:05:35,635 --> 01:05:37,370 [grunts] 1356 01:05:37,170 --> 01:05:40,173 Whoa, okay, these guys aren't messing around. 1357 01:05:40,306 --> 01:05:42,709 There are my favorite new neighbors. 1358 01:05:43,510 --> 01:05:44,477 Hi. 1359 01:05:44,611 --> 01:05:46,846 I'm loving this whole vibe. 1360 01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:49,649 You two look like a couple of pros. 1361 01:05:49,783 --> 01:05:50,884 [both laughing] 1362 01:05:51,170 --> 01:05:53,219 Yeah, but we're not. [chuckles] 1363 01:05:53,353 --> 01:05:55,889 Perry and the boys are waiting for y'all on the court, 1364 01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:58,692 and we are hitting the clubhouse. 1365 01:05:58,825 --> 01:06:01,361 And you're telling me where you got that to-die-for outfit. 1366 01:06:01,494 --> 01:06:03,129 [sighs] 1367 01:06:04,431 --> 01:06:05,365 [grunts] 1368 01:06:05,498 --> 01:06:07,000 Ah! Ugh. 1369 01:06:07,834 --> 01:06:09,269 Over here, Chet. 1370 01:06:09,402 --> 01:06:10,503 Hello. 1371 01:06:11,237 --> 01:06:12,872 Okay. 1372 01:06:13,573 --> 01:06:14,574 Skip, Chip, Chet. 1373 01:06:14,708 --> 01:06:15,709 Chet, Skip, Chip. 1374 01:06:15,842 --> 01:06:16,843 Hey there, fellas. 1375 01:06:16,976 --> 01:06:18,511 Hello. How are you doing, Chet? 1376 01:06:18,645 --> 01:06:20,980 Okay. [laughs, grunts] [chuckles] 1377 01:06:21,114 --> 01:06:23,983 Chet here is gonna show us fellas how it's done. 1378 01:06:24,851 --> 01:06:26,520 Right? 1379 01:06:26,186 --> 01:06:28,822 Um. [grunts] 1380 01:06:28,955 --> 01:06:32,158 [chuckles] I'm gonna smoke this guy. 1381 01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:33,727 Okay. 1382 01:06:36,930 --> 01:06:38,565 [chuckles] 1383 01:06:38,698 --> 01:06:40,200 -[grunts] -[screams] 1384 01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:42,936 -[whistle blowing] -Huh? 1385 01:06:43,903 --> 01:06:45,939 What the... [mutters] 1386 01:06:49,609 --> 01:06:50,910 [whistle blows] 1387 01:06:51,578 --> 01:06:54,800 Okay, let's do this. 1388 01:06:56,249 --> 01:06:58,852 [whistle blows] 1389 01:06:58,985 --> 01:07:00,920 Huh? You've gotta be kidding. 1390 01:07:01,540 --> 01:07:02,789 [whistle blowing] 1391 01:07:02,922 --> 01:07:04,891 Okay, okay. 1392 01:07:05,392 --> 01:07:06,259 Better? 1393 01:07:09,929 --> 01:07:11,398 [grunts] 1394 01:07:12,265 --> 01:07:13,500 What? 1395 01:07:13,633 --> 01:07:14,934 [growls] 1396 01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:16,169 That doesn't count. 1397 01:07:16,302 --> 01:07:17,470 And-- [whistle blows] 1398 01:07:17,604 --> 01:07:20,306 What? You can't just j-- Hey! 1399 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,942 This is ridiculous! [whistle blows] 1400 01:07:25,912 --> 01:07:28,281 [Ron hums, grunts, sighs] 1401 01:07:28,415 --> 01:07:30,917 [speaks Minionese] ...burrito. 1402 01:07:31,551 --> 01:07:32,585 [Ron screams] 1403 01:07:35,755 --> 01:07:37,590 [groans, sputters] 1404 01:07:37,724 --> 01:07:39,125 [giggles] Thanks, Ron. 1405 01:07:39,259 --> 01:07:41,428 Hey, no! Oh, no. [speaking Minionese, muffled] 1406 01:07:41,561 --> 01:07:42,862 [children giggling] 1407 01:07:42,996 --> 01:07:44,531 [Edith] Come and get it. 1408 01:07:44,664 --> 01:07:46,700 Aw, he's so cute. Whoa! 1409 01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:50,336 This is the weirdest dog ever. [doorbell rings] 1410 01:07:50,470 --> 01:07:51,671 I'll get it. 1411 01:07:59,913 --> 01:08:01,181 [gasps] 1412 01:08:01,314 --> 01:08:05,318 Well, hello, little one. Is your daddy home? 1413 01:08:05,452 --> 01:08:09,122 Sorry. I'm not "stupposed" to talk to strangers. 1414 01:08:09,255 --> 01:08:11,891 [chuckles] Oh, I'm not a stranger. 1415 01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:14,828 Well, you look strange to me. 1416 01:08:14,961 --> 01:08:17,330 [groans] [Margo] Who is it? 1417 01:08:17,464 --> 01:08:19,199 I don't know. 1418 01:08:19,332 --> 01:08:23,169 But she's old and smells like pickles. 1419 01:08:23,303 --> 01:08:25,572 [panting, sniffs, whimpers] 1420 01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:28,908 Okay, I'm coming. 1421 01:08:30,777 --> 01:08:31,845 [gasps] 1422 01:08:32,512 --> 01:08:33,713 Oh, no. Oh. 1423 01:08:33,847 --> 01:08:36,490 I'll be right back. [whimpers] 1424 01:08:38,718 --> 01:08:39,586 Can I help you? 1425 01:08:39,719 --> 01:08:41,187 Well, I hope so. 1426 01:08:41,321 --> 01:08:43,656 I'm an old friend of Gru's. 1427 01:08:44,524 --> 01:08:46,993 Well, he's not here, so... 1428 01:08:47,127 --> 01:08:49,396 Oh, that's all right. 1429 01:08:50,363 --> 01:08:51,798 I'll wait. 1430 01:08:52,799 --> 01:08:55,350 [panting] 1431 01:08:55,168 --> 01:08:58,204 What? No. [screaming] [whistle blows] 1432 01:08:58,338 --> 01:09:00,907 Whenever you're ready, Perry. [phone chimes] 1433 01:09:02,842 --> 01:09:03,877 [phone beeps] Hmm? 1434 01:09:06,379 --> 01:09:07,547 [gasps] 1435 01:09:10,884 --> 01:09:11,951 Needless to say, 1436 01:09:12,850 --> 01:09:13,787 Perry and I are no longer welcome 1437 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,389 on the island of Oahu. [laughs] 1438 01:09:16,523 --> 01:09:18,858 -True story. -[chuckles] 1439 01:09:18,992 --> 01:09:20,593 [Gru] Honey! Oh, thank goodness. 1440 01:09:20,727 --> 01:09:23,960 It's the children. We have to go now. [gasps] 1441 01:09:25,765 --> 01:09:27,233 Thanks. Bye. 1442 01:09:27,367 --> 01:09:29,369 Our cover's blown! What? 1443 01:09:29,502 --> 01:09:31,404 Call Silas! Oh, no. 1444 01:09:31,538 --> 01:09:32,939 [whistle blowing] 1445 01:09:33,573 --> 01:09:35,408 [line ringing] 1446 01:09:40,613 --> 01:09:42,782 [speaking Minionese] 1447 01:09:42,916 --> 01:09:44,584 [screaming] 1448 01:09:52,425 --> 01:09:54,361 [yells] 1449 01:09:55,695 --> 01:10:00,330 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1450 01:10:01,434 --> 01:10:02,635 [spits, gags] 1451 01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:04,637 [chuckles] 1452 01:10:04,771 --> 01:10:05,872 Ah. 1453 01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:07,307 [beeps] [gasps] 1454 01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:08,975 Gru's been compromised. 1455 01:10:09,109 --> 01:10:10,944 This is an emergency, people. 1456 01:10:11,770 --> 01:10:13,246 Retirement is officially over. 1457 01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:15,749 Assemble the Mega Minions. 1458 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:22,989 [squawking] 1459 01:10:23,656 --> 01:10:24,958 [beeps] Oh! 1460 01:10:25,910 --> 01:10:27,794 Pomodoro! [laughs] 1461 01:10:29,620 --> 01:10:30,430 [chewing] Mmm. 1462 01:10:32,732 --> 01:10:33,867 [beeping] 1463 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,668 Ah! Pomodoro! 1464 01:10:35,802 --> 01:10:37,971 [laughs] 1465 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:43,543 [laughs, speaks Minionese] 1466 01:10:48,314 --> 01:10:50,183 Hey. [chuckles] 1467 01:10:50,316 --> 01:10:52,585 [speaking Minionese] Busy bee. 1468 01:10:53,553 --> 01:10:54,688 Aw. 1469 01:10:54,821 --> 01:10:56,890 [beeping] [laughs] 1470 01:10:56,222 --> 01:10:57,691 Pomodoro! 1471 01:10:57,824 --> 01:10:59,292 [laughs] 1472 01:10:59,993 --> 01:11:01,795 [moos] 1473 01:11:01,928 --> 01:11:03,129 Yeehaw. 1474 01:11:03,263 --> 01:11:04,964 [beeping] 1475 01:11:05,980 --> 01:11:06,266 Pomodoro! 1476 01:11:07,467 --> 01:11:08,468 [chuckles] 1477 01:11:08,601 --> 01:11:11,338 Pomodoro! Yeehaw! 1478 01:11:11,471 --> 01:11:13,390 [speaking Minionese] 1479 01:11:15,608 --> 01:11:16,710 [slot machine ticks] Huh? 1480 01:11:16,843 --> 01:11:19,813 [coins clinking] Whoa! Ha-ha! Yeah! 1481 01:11:19,946 --> 01:11:21,181 [chuckles] [beeping] 1482 01:11:21,815 --> 01:11:23,350 [groans, grumbles] 1483 01:11:29,622 --> 01:11:30,657 So... 1484 01:11:30,790 --> 01:11:33,393 your father has been naughty. 1485 01:11:33,526 --> 01:11:35,829 Very naughty. 1486 01:11:35,962 --> 01:11:40,330 He took something of mine that I desperately want back. 1487 01:11:40,166 --> 01:11:40,934 [gasps] 1488 01:11:41,670 --> 01:11:42,669 Ah! [grunts] Ha! 1489 01:11:44,637 --> 01:11:46,439 Principal Übelschlecht? 1490 01:11:47,340 --> 01:11:50,543 Ooh! I know you took my Lenny. 1491 01:11:50,677 --> 01:11:52,245 Now hand him over. Ah! Ow! 1492 01:11:52,379 --> 01:11:55,115 That's actually a very funny story. 1493 01:11:55,281 --> 01:11:56,316 [Übelschlecht] Zip it. 1494 01:11:56,449 --> 01:11:58,510 I don't wanna hear your excuses. 1495 01:11:58,184 --> 01:12:00,420 I'm here to teach you a lesson. Let's go, tough guy. 1496 01:12:00,553 --> 01:12:03,823 Okay. Okay. I'm not going to fight an old lady. 1497 01:12:03,957 --> 01:12:05,658 Oh, yeah? 1498 01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:08,661 Well, I'm gonna give you a whupping for the history books. 1499 01:12:08,795 --> 01:12:09,662 Whoa! Whoa! 1500 01:12:10,397 --> 01:12:11,398 [grunts] 1501 01:12:12,399 --> 01:12:14,000 Take that. 1502 01:12:18,171 --> 01:12:19,973 Yeah! Go! 1503 01:12:20,106 --> 01:12:22,542 Girls, look out! Over here! [children scream] 1504 01:12:22,676 --> 01:12:24,477 Everyone, get down! 1505 01:12:25,311 --> 01:12:27,814 Hey, back off, lady! [growls] 1506 01:12:29,916 --> 01:12:31,117 [Gru] Ow! [grunts] 1507 01:12:35,555 --> 01:12:36,723 [dog barking] 1508 01:12:36,856 --> 01:12:38,792 [grunting] 1509 01:12:38,958 --> 01:12:40,600 Stop it! 1510 01:12:40,193 --> 01:12:41,795 Let him go! [screams] 1511 01:12:41,928 --> 01:12:42,962 Take that! 1512 01:12:45,298 --> 01:12:46,499 [giggles] 1513 01:12:49,436 --> 01:12:51,104 [giggles] 1514 01:12:51,237 --> 01:12:54,808 [chuckles] Now we have to get in there and find that baby. 1515 01:12:54,941 --> 01:12:56,760 What? 1516 01:12:59,612 --> 01:13:01,214 Oh, jackpot, huh? 1517 01:13:01,348 --> 01:13:04,500 Ay, Maxime. This is too easy. [chuckles] 1518 01:13:04,184 --> 01:13:06,753 [Maxime] Come here, little bébé. 1519 01:13:06,886 --> 01:13:08,254 Come to Maxime. 1520 01:13:08,388 --> 01:13:10,323 Yes. Coochy, coochy-- [crunches] 1521 01:13:10,457 --> 01:13:12,425 [screams] Oh! Ay, Maxime. 1522 01:13:12,559 --> 01:13:13,727 You little-- 1523 01:13:13,860 --> 01:13:16,463 You are in big trouble. 1524 01:13:17,597 --> 01:13:18,631 Gotcha! 1525 01:13:20,330 --> 01:13:22,369 [grunts] Hi-yah! 1526 01:13:25,638 --> 01:13:27,700 [Übelschlecht screams] 1527 01:13:28,742 --> 01:13:30,510 Whew. [panting] 1528 01:13:30,643 --> 01:13:31,945 Wait. Where's the baby? 1529 01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:33,780 Where's the baby? 1530 01:13:33,913 --> 01:13:35,515 [gasps] Junior? 1531 01:13:35,648 --> 01:13:37,317 [Junior cries] 1532 01:13:38,184 --> 01:13:39,552 [Übelschlecht shouts] 1533 01:13:39,686 --> 01:13:40,720 [Gru] Lucy! 1534 01:13:40,854 --> 01:13:42,220 Go after the baby. 1535 01:13:42,155 --> 01:13:43,390 [gasps] 1536 01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:45,892 Maxime. 1537 01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:47,794 Say au revoir, Gru. 1538 01:13:47,927 --> 01:13:49,195 Oh, and don't worry. 1539 01:13:49,329 --> 01:13:52,332 He will be very happy with his new daddy. 1540 01:13:52,465 --> 01:13:55,869 Right? Look at him. Oh, he loves his new daddy. 1541 01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:57,370 Junior! 1542 01:13:57,504 --> 01:13:59,305 [sobs] 1543 01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:01,174 No! 1544 01:14:03,977 --> 01:14:05,111 [gasps] 1545 01:14:05,245 --> 01:14:06,479 Get in. 1546 01:14:07,347 --> 01:14:09,182 We've got a baby to save. 1547 01:14:15,755 --> 01:14:17,230 [chuckles] 1548 01:14:17,157 --> 01:14:18,892 We got him! [laughs] 1549 01:14:19,250 --> 01:14:22,495 Oh, ho. Who is ready to become a little roach? 1550 01:14:22,629 --> 01:14:24,597 [giggles] [screams] Let go! 1551 01:14:24,731 --> 01:14:26,599 Those are very sensitive. Ah! 1552 01:14:26,733 --> 01:14:28,680 You squirmy little-- 1553 01:14:28,201 --> 01:14:29,202 Oh! 1554 01:14:30,203 --> 01:14:32,238 Oh! Are you kidding me? 1555 01:14:32,372 --> 01:14:34,774 You got pee-pee all over my ship. 1556 01:14:34,908 --> 01:14:36,743 [giggles] 1557 01:14:36,876 --> 01:14:37,844 Valentina! 1558 01:14:37,977 --> 01:14:40,180 Bring me the Roachification Ray! 1559 01:14:40,313 --> 01:14:41,548 [giggles] 1560 01:14:43,516 --> 01:14:44,851 There they are. 1561 01:14:46,986 --> 01:14:48,455 I'm on it. 1562 01:14:49,155 --> 01:14:50,790 Here we go. 1563 01:14:54,940 --> 01:14:55,562 [laughs] 1564 01:14:56,196 --> 01:14:57,430 [screams] 1565 01:14:57,564 --> 01:14:59,265 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1566 01:14:59,799 --> 01:15:00,767 [shouts] 1567 01:15:03,670 --> 01:15:05,238 Mmm. [groans] 1568 01:15:05,372 --> 01:15:07,574 [beeping] What's that? Oh! 1569 01:15:07,707 --> 01:15:09,876 Uh. [chuckles] Hello. 1570 01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:11,711 Ugh. Gru! 1571 01:15:11,845 --> 01:15:13,413 Get me closer! 1572 01:15:14,247 --> 01:15:15,682 [engine rattles] 1573 01:15:16,383 --> 01:15:17,684 Almost there. 1574 01:15:17,817 --> 01:15:19,850 [grunts] 1575 01:15:19,219 --> 01:15:20,220 Take them out! 1576 01:15:20,353 --> 01:15:21,287 [chuckles] 1577 01:15:21,421 --> 01:15:23,223 [grunts, screams] [screams] 1578 01:15:25,492 --> 01:15:26,960 [screams] 1579 01:15:27,594 --> 01:15:28,495 [grunts] 1580 01:15:32,432 --> 01:15:34,401 You're doing great. 1581 01:15:38,710 --> 01:15:39,105 [grunts] 1582 01:15:39,939 --> 01:15:41,341 Go get 'em, partner. 1583 01:15:45,712 --> 01:15:47,981 [screams, whimpers] 1584 01:15:50,316 --> 01:15:51,451 [grunts] 1585 01:15:53,319 --> 01:15:54,421 [chuckles] 1586 01:15:55,321 --> 01:15:57,900 [screams] 1587 01:15:58,291 --> 01:16:00,493 Ay! I can't see! 1588 01:16:01,127 --> 01:16:02,262 [grunts] 1589 01:16:02,395 --> 01:16:04,640 [all scream] 1590 01:16:05,432 --> 01:16:08,134 [screams, grunts] 1591 01:16:14,607 --> 01:16:16,109 [coughs] 1592 01:16:16,242 --> 01:16:17,444 Junior! 1593 01:16:18,411 --> 01:16:20,580 [Maxime laughs] Don't worry, Gru. 1594 01:16:20,714 --> 01:16:22,315 The baby is fine. 1595 01:16:22,449 --> 01:16:24,117 See for yourself. 1596 01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:25,318 [babbles] 1597 01:16:27,530 --> 01:16:29,122 [gasps] Oh, Junior. 1598 01:16:29,255 --> 01:16:30,790 And now he belongs to me. 1599 01:16:30,924 --> 01:16:33,526 Isn't that right, Maxime Jr? 1600 01:16:34,594 --> 01:16:36,496 Together we will wreak havoc, 1601 01:16:36,629 --> 01:16:37,731 cause mayhem, 1602 01:16:37,864 --> 01:16:39,999 and have so much fun doing it, huh? 1603 01:16:40,133 --> 01:16:41,568 [giggles] 1604 01:16:41,701 --> 01:16:44,237 And best of all, he hates you! 1605 01:16:44,371 --> 01:16:45,572 He really does. 1606 01:16:45,705 --> 01:16:47,640 Let my son go! 1607 01:16:47,774 --> 01:16:49,576 No, I don't think so. 1608 01:16:49,709 --> 01:16:52,545 The fun is just about to start, huh? [thudding] 1609 01:16:52,679 --> 01:16:55,480 [laughing] 1610 01:16:56,149 --> 01:16:57,183 [screams] 1611 01:17:01,654 --> 01:17:05,191 Oh! Look at what a coward your old daddy is, huh? 1612 01:17:05,325 --> 01:17:07,193 [laughs] 1613 01:17:08,595 --> 01:17:10,130 [grunts] 1614 01:17:11,631 --> 01:17:12,832 [laughs] 1615 01:17:14,334 --> 01:17:16,569 [shouts] 1616 01:17:19,472 --> 01:17:20,540 [gasps] 1617 01:17:20,674 --> 01:17:21,841 [cracking] 1618 01:17:24,100 --> 01:17:25,178 [Valentina screams] 1619 01:17:26,780 --> 01:17:28,682 [panting] 1620 01:17:29,282 --> 01:17:30,483 [growls] 1621 01:17:32,686 --> 01:17:34,387 You crossed the line, Maxime. 1622 01:17:34,521 --> 01:17:36,122 Now, give me my son. 1623 01:17:36,256 --> 01:17:37,390 I told you. 1624 01:17:37,524 --> 01:17:39,359 He is my son now. 1625 01:17:39,492 --> 01:17:41,361 [grunting] 1626 01:17:41,494 --> 01:17:43,897 [screams] 1627 01:17:48,868 --> 01:17:50,236 [Gru grunts] [chuckles] 1628 01:17:50,370 --> 01:17:52,238 Watch your step, Gru. 1629 01:17:52,405 --> 01:17:53,640 It's a doozy! 1630 01:17:53,773 --> 01:17:56,643 [chuckles] Too bad you can't fly, huh? 1631 01:17:58,780 --> 01:17:59,713 [grunts, shouts] 1632 01:18:03,683 --> 01:18:05,218 Let go! Ow! Ugh! 1633 01:18:06,886 --> 01:18:08,221 [screams] 1634 01:18:09,656 --> 01:18:11,224 -[grunts] -[grunts] 1635 01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:15,228 Oh! [grunts] 1636 01:18:16,930 --> 01:18:18,598 This ends now! 1637 01:18:18,732 --> 01:18:21,735 Say goodbye to Daddy. [babbles] 1638 01:18:26,606 --> 01:18:28,475 It's okay, Junior. 1639 01:18:29,242 --> 01:18:30,610 Dada loves you. 1640 01:18:33,146 --> 01:18:34,447 [chuckles] 1641 01:18:34,581 --> 01:18:36,416 [Gru groans, screams] 1642 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:41,688 [screams] 1643 01:18:50,797 --> 01:18:52,799 Oh! [chuckles] 1644 01:18:52,932 --> 01:18:54,134 [screams] [gasps] 1645 01:18:55,735 --> 01:18:56,669 Get back here. 1646 01:18:56,803 --> 01:18:57,837 Bad baby. 1647 01:18:57,971 --> 01:18:59,339 Ow, ow, ow! Ow! 1648 01:18:59,472 --> 01:19:01,107 Get off me, you demon. 1649 01:19:01,241 --> 01:19:04,411 -You're going to feel the wrath of-- -[screams] 1650 01:19:06,112 --> 01:19:07,347 [screams] 1651 01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:08,948 [chuckles] 1652 01:19:11,918 --> 01:19:14,200 [groans, whimpers, screams] 1653 01:19:15,155 --> 01:19:16,756 [grunts] Whoa. [screams] 1654 01:19:17,457 --> 01:19:20,930 Ow! Oh. [screams] 1655 01:19:23,563 --> 01:19:24,764 [groans] 1656 01:19:27,233 --> 01:19:29,669 See? Not a scratch. 1657 01:19:29,803 --> 01:19:31,304 Huh? What? [cow moos] 1658 01:19:31,438 --> 01:19:34,400 Salami! 1659 01:19:34,174 --> 01:19:35,675 [screams] 1660 01:19:35,809 --> 01:19:38,244 Pastrami! 1661 01:19:40,113 --> 01:19:41,681 No, no, no, no, no. 1662 01:19:41,815 --> 01:19:43,416 [speaking Minionese] 1663 01:19:45,180 --> 01:19:47,870 What? Prosciutto! 1664 01:19:47,220 --> 01:19:49,189 Ew! Ew! Ew! Gross! [screams] 1665 01:19:52,692 --> 01:19:55,261 Ha! Nice try. When I-- 1666 01:19:57,300 --> 01:19:58,365 [chuckles] 1667 01:19:58,498 --> 01:20:01,234 Antipasti. [chuckles] [shutter clicks] 1668 01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:03,169 [chuckles] 1669 01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:05,372 Ho, ho! 1670 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:07,974 [tires squeal] 1671 01:20:08,108 --> 01:20:09,900 Gru. Gru! 1672 01:20:09,142 --> 01:20:10,377 -Yeah, yeah! -Junior! 1673 01:20:10,510 --> 01:20:11,978 [chuckles] Woo! 1674 01:20:13,460 --> 01:20:14,314 [engine sputters] 1675 01:20:14,981 --> 01:20:16,216 Yes! 1676 01:20:16,349 --> 01:20:17,517 [Agnes] Yippee! [Edith] Holy cow! 1677 01:20:17,650 --> 01:20:19,386 [Lucy] You guys okay? That was insane! 1678 01:20:19,519 --> 01:20:20,587 [Lucy sighs] 1679 01:20:24,391 --> 01:20:25,425 Dada. 1680 01:20:26,260 --> 01:20:27,600 [gasps] 1681 01:20:28,695 --> 01:20:29,662 Mmm. 1682 01:20:29,796 --> 01:20:31,531 Aw! 1683 01:20:31,698 --> 01:20:34,501 -Oh, my boys. -Dada. 1684 01:20:34,634 --> 01:20:36,236 [sniffles] You know something? 1685 01:20:36,369 --> 01:20:41,207 Today has been a real roller coaster of emotion. 1686 01:20:41,341 --> 01:20:42,642 [inhales deeply] 1687 01:20:44,678 --> 01:20:46,790 Uh, Gru? 1688 01:20:46,212 --> 01:20:48,810 Can we go back home now? 1689 01:20:53,186 --> 01:20:55,121 All right. There you go. 1690 01:20:55,255 --> 01:20:57,123 [gasps] Yay. 1691 01:20:57,257 --> 01:20:58,758 Thanks, Dr. Nefario. [gurgles] 1692 01:20:59,726 --> 01:21:00,660 Good as new. 1693 01:21:00,794 --> 01:21:02,162 No job too small, 1694 01:21:02,295 --> 01:21:04,397 or too mad. [chuckles] 1695 01:21:05,650 --> 01:21:06,132 Bye, then. 1696 01:21:06,266 --> 01:21:07,333 Bye. 1697 01:21:15,408 --> 01:21:18,780 Hey. You okay, sweetie? 1698 01:21:18,211 --> 01:21:22,820 [sniffles] [Gru] Agnes, someone's here to see you! 1699 01:21:24,384 --> 01:21:25,285 [gasps] 1700 01:21:29,889 --> 01:21:31,825 [gasps] Lucky? 1701 01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:35,962 [bleats] 1702 01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:37,163 Lucky! 1703 01:21:37,797 --> 01:21:39,132 [giggles] 1704 01:21:40,567 --> 01:21:42,769 Did you practice your tricks? [bleats] 1705 01:21:42,902 --> 01:21:44,804 Okay. Play dead. 1706 01:21:45,605 --> 01:21:47,374 [gags, coughs] 1707 01:21:50,143 --> 01:21:51,378 Yay! 1708 01:21:51,511 --> 01:21:55,148 Ah, that was disturbing. Yeah, little bit. 1709 01:21:55,281 --> 01:21:57,117 -Lucky. [giggles] -[bleats] 1710 01:21:58,818 --> 01:22:01,221 Hey, I'll, uh... I'll be back soon. 1711 01:22:01,354 --> 01:22:02,889 Oh, okay. [kisses] 1712 01:22:03,230 --> 01:22:05,291 There's something I need to take care of. Yeah. 1713 01:22:05,425 --> 01:22:07,394 [kisses] See you later, buddy. 1714 01:22:07,994 --> 01:22:08,962 Love you, honey. 1715 01:22:09,950 --> 01:22:10,130 [babbles] 1716 01:22:15,835 --> 01:22:19,500 Oh, how you doing, Maxime? 1717 01:22:19,139 --> 01:22:21,474 Ugh, what are you doing here, Gru? 1718 01:22:21,608 --> 01:22:23,109 You came to gloat? No? 1719 01:22:23,243 --> 01:22:24,811 Gloat? No, no, no, no. I just-- 1720 01:22:24,944 --> 01:22:27,647 -I wanted to get something off my chest. -[scoffs] 1721 01:22:27,781 --> 01:22:30,984 And it concerns the ninth-grade talent show. 1722 01:22:31,951 --> 01:22:32,986 Well, 1723 01:22:33,687 --> 01:22:34,721 actually, 1724 01:22:35,622 --> 01:22:38,580 I did steal your song. 1725 01:22:38,191 --> 01:22:40,126 What? I knew it! 1726 01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:43,960 I knew there was no coincidence. You little liar! 1727 01:22:43,229 --> 01:22:44,831 [grunts] 1728 01:22:44,964 --> 01:22:45,932 Well? 1729 01:22:46,660 --> 01:22:47,400 Well, what? 1730 01:22:47,534 --> 01:22:49,200 Well, where's my apology? [Gru] Apolo-- 1731 01:22:49,135 --> 01:22:52,172 What are you talking about? I just apologized. 1732 01:22:52,305 --> 01:22:53,540 Oh, no, no, no. 1733 01:22:53,673 --> 01:22:55,508 No, that was no apology. 1734 01:22:55,642 --> 01:22:57,577 You just wanted to rub it in. 1735 01:22:57,711 --> 01:23:00,447 I can't believe you stole my song! [Gru] Hey! 1736 01:23:00,580 --> 01:23:05,180 I only did that to get back at you for pantsing me at the homecoming dance. 1737 01:23:05,151 --> 01:23:08,355 -[chuckles] -Besides, you could've gone on after me. 1738 01:23:08,488 --> 01:23:11,358 It is not my fault that you were afraid. 1739 01:23:11,491 --> 01:23:14,327 Afraid because I killed it! 1740 01:23:14,461 --> 01:23:16,162 Afraid? Ha! 1741 01:23:16,296 --> 01:23:20,330 I could outsing you any day of the week and all day Sunday. 1742 01:23:20,166 --> 01:23:22,669 [chuckles] I'd like to see that. 1743 01:23:22,802 --> 01:23:24,771 Anytime, anyplace. 1744 01:23:24,904 --> 01:23:27,700 You name it, mon ami. 1745 01:23:27,140 --> 01:23:29,442 ["Everybody Wants to Rule the World" playing] 1746 01:23:35,215 --> 01:23:37,450 [chuckles] 1747 01:23:37,584 --> 01:23:38,718 Oh, yeah. 1748 01:23:39,719 --> 01:23:43,189 ♪ Welcome to your life... ♪ 1749 01:23:43,323 --> 01:23:44,624 [grunts] 1750 01:23:44,758 --> 01:23:47,600 ♪ There's no turning back... ♪ 1751 01:23:47,193 --> 01:23:48,328 [grunts] 1752 01:23:48,461 --> 01:23:51,731 ♪ ...Even while we sleep... ♪ 1753 01:23:51,865 --> 01:23:52,899 Oh, come on. 1754 01:23:53,330 --> 01:23:54,934 ♪ ...We will find you ♪ 1755 01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:58,938 ♪ Act-- ♪ ♪ ...ing on your best behavior ♪ 1756 01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:03,243 ♪ Turn your back On Mother Nature ♪ 1757 01:24:03,376 --> 01:24:08,314 ♪ Everybody wants to Rule the world... ♪ 1758 01:24:08,448 --> 01:24:10,650 Yes! Whoo! Yeah! 1759 01:24:10,784 --> 01:24:12,919 [barking] 1760 01:24:14,621 --> 01:24:16,560 [groans] 1761 01:24:16,222 --> 01:24:18,792 ♪ It's my own design... ♪ 1762 01:24:18,925 --> 01:24:20,593 Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. 1763 01:24:20,727 --> 01:24:23,430 ♪ ...It's my own remorse... ♪ 1764 01:24:23,563 --> 01:24:24,798 Let's boogie! 1765 01:24:24,931 --> 01:24:28,101 ♪ ...Help me to decide... ♪ 1766 01:24:28,234 --> 01:24:29,569 Whoo-hoo! [speaking Minionese] 1767 01:24:29,703 --> 01:24:31,137 ♪ ...Help me make the ♪ 1768 01:24:31,271 --> 01:24:35,342 ♪ Most of freedom And of pleasure ♪ 1769 01:24:35,475 --> 01:24:39,746 ♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪ 1770 01:24:39,879 --> 01:24:44,840 ♪ Everybody wants to Rule the world ♪ 1771 01:24:44,217 --> 01:24:48,521 ♪ There's a room where The light won't find you ♪ 1772 01:24:48,655 --> 01:24:52,992 ♪ Holding hands While the walls Come tumbling down ♪ 1773 01:24:53,126 --> 01:24:56,563 ♪ When they do I'll be right behind you ♪ 1774 01:24:56,696 --> 01:25:01,501 ♪ So glad We've almost made it ♪ 1775 01:25:01,634 --> 01:25:05,472 ♪ So sad they had to fade it ♪ 1776 01:25:05,605 --> 01:25:10,100 ♪ Pom, pom, pom, pom Tra la la la la ♪ 1777 01:25:11,945 --> 01:25:16,816 ♪ Everybody wants to Rule the world ♪ 1778 01:25:16,950 --> 01:25:20,987 ♪ Say that you'll never, never Never, never need it ♪ 1779 01:25:21,121 --> 01:25:24,791 ♪ One headline Why believe it? ♪ 1780 01:25:24,924 --> 01:25:30,363 ♪ Everybody wants to Rule the world ♪ 1781 01:25:32,332 --> 01:25:36,536 ♪ All for freedom And for pleasure ♪ 1782 01:25:36,669 --> 01:25:40,874 ♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪ 1783 01:25:41,700 --> 01:25:47,130 ♪ Everybody wants to Rule the world ♪ 1784 01:25:50,483 --> 01:25:51,518 [Gru] Oh, yeah! 1785 01:25:56,356 --> 01:25:57,724 [gasps] 1786 01:25:58,591 --> 01:25:59,926 [speaks Minionese] 1787 01:26:01,394 --> 01:26:02,929 [speaks Minionese] 1788 01:26:06,399 --> 01:26:08,435 [grunts] 1789 01:26:17,844 --> 01:26:18,978 [grunts] [glass shatters] 1790 01:26:19,112 --> 01:26:20,914 [laughs] Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1791 01:26:21,810 --> 01:26:22,782 [speaks Minionese, screams] 1792 01:26:23,650 --> 01:26:26,186 [siren blares] 1793 01:26:31,570 --> 01:26:33,193 [Ralph] Oh, strudel. 1794 01:26:35,328 --> 01:26:36,896 [screams] 1795 01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:39,366 [chuckles] 1796 01:26:39,499 --> 01:26:40,667 ["Double Life" playing] 1797 01:26:40,834 --> 01:26:42,369 [screams] 1798 01:26:45,705 --> 01:26:46,773 [chews] 1799 01:26:48,174 --> 01:26:49,576 [gasps] 1800 01:26:50,210 --> 01:26:51,611 [chuckles] 1801 01:26:52,946 --> 01:26:54,314 [speaks Minionese] 1802 01:26:56,483 --> 01:26:57,917 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1803 01:27:00,954 --> 01:27:02,288 [speaks Minionese] 1804 01:27:02,422 --> 01:27:03,656 [sneezes] 1805 01:27:04,624 --> 01:27:05,592 [speaks Minionese] 1806 01:27:05,725 --> 01:27:07,160 [breathes deeply] 1807 01:27:07,827 --> 01:27:10,196 [screams, burps] 1808 01:27:10,330 --> 01:27:11,598 [chuckles] 1809 01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:14,801 [speaks Minionese] 1810 01:27:14,934 --> 01:27:16,169 [screams] 1811 01:27:17,670 --> 01:27:18,672 [laughs] 1812 01:27:18,805 --> 01:27:21,410 [laughs] [speaks Minionese] 1813 01:27:22,308 --> 01:27:23,810 [cheering] 1814 01:27:25,578 --> 01:27:26,946 Ah, whoops. 1815 01:27:27,781 --> 01:27:28,982 [giggles] 1816 01:27:29,115 --> 01:27:30,617 [screams] 1817 01:27:33,787 --> 01:27:35,588 [grunting] 1818 01:27:37,824 --> 01:27:38,858 [grunts] 1819 01:27:40,460 --> 01:27:42,262 [giggling, speaking Minionese] 1820 01:27:49,102 --> 01:27:51,438 [chanting in Minionese] 1821 01:27:55,709 --> 01:27:58,780 [speaking Minionese] [laughs] 1822 01:27:58,211 --> 01:28:01,140 [speaking Minionese] Huh? 1823 01:28:03,616 --> 01:28:04,918 Mmm. 1824 01:28:05,618 --> 01:28:07,253 [grunting, screams] 1825 01:28:11,358 --> 01:28:13,259 [grunts, speaks Minionese] 1826 01:28:15,295 --> 01:28:17,197 [speaking Minionese] [speaking Minionese] 1827 01:28:19,532 --> 01:28:21,101 [grunting] 1828 01:28:21,234 --> 01:28:22,535 [panting] 1829 01:28:22,669 --> 01:28:24,270 [chuckles] 1830 01:28:25,171 --> 01:28:26,406 No, no, no, no, no. [screams] 1831 01:28:26,539 --> 01:28:27,974 [screaming] [shouts] 1832 01:28:28,975 --> 01:28:30,143 Ooh! 1833 01:28:35,181 --> 01:28:36,716 [grunts] 1834 01:28:36,850 --> 01:28:37,884 [screams] 1835 01:28:41,221 --> 01:28:42,756 [cracking] Uh... 1836 01:28:42,889 --> 01:28:44,524 Uh-oh. [screams] 1837 01:28:44,657 --> 01:28:45,859 Ugh. 1838 01:28:50,563 --> 01:28:52,365 [speaks Minionese, yelps] 1839 01:29:03,610 --> 01:29:06,146 [whimpers] 1840 01:29:24,297 --> 01:29:25,765 [chews] 1841 01:29:27,233 --> 01:29:29,269 -Oh? [screams] -[bird cries] 1842 01:29:45,785 --> 01:29:46,953 [chirps] 1843 01:29:48,455 --> 01:29:49,756 [groans] 1844 01:30:10,343 --> 01:30:12,812 [groans, pants] 1845 01:30:15,782 --> 01:30:18,551 [groans, pants] 1846 01:30:19,486 --> 01:30:21,221 [pants] 1847 01:30:43,410 --> 01:30:44,978 [grunts] 1848 01:30:45,111 --> 01:30:48,481 Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. 1849 01:30:48,615 --> 01:30:49,683 [sighs] 1850 01:30:50,684 --> 01:30:52,152 [groans] 1851 01:30:52,285 --> 01:30:54,320 [speaking Minionese] 1852 01:31:10,336 --> 01:31:13,273 [singing "Double Life" in Minionese] 1853 01:31:21,247 --> 01:31:22,282 [gasps] 1854 01:31:43,803 --> 01:31:45,605 [speaks Minionese] 1855 01:31:47,841 --> 01:31:49,576 [laughs] 1856 01:32:09,896 --> 01:32:11,998 [whistling] 1857 01:33:04,117 --> 01:33:06,190 [straining]