1 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:17,757 Mwah-ha-ha-ha! 2 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,793 I do not fear you, ugly thing! 3 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,696 My heart is pure as a fresh-water spring! 4 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:26,599 Silver Knight Gothik was standing, 5 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,469 facing the terrible skeleton dragon that stared at him 6 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,405 with his big, ugly, empty eyes. 7 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:34,740 With my silver daggers, 8 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,642 I shall lop off your head. 9 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,310 Just-- Agh. 10 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:40,347 Justice will be done only when you are dead! 11 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:42,150 Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta 12 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,483 Ha-ha! 13 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:47,454 The terrible skeleton dragon stumbled and staggered 14 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:49,189 and collapsed with an agonizing groan 15 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,157 that sent shivers down the spine. 16 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,160 Ahh! 17 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:56,529 A frail-looking youth emerged from his hiding place 18 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:59,199 to congratulate the noble Silver Knight Gothik... 19 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,934 Enough, you little pest! 20 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,202 Clean everything up. 21 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,470 But, my Lord Gildas, 22 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:05,271 I'm playing Silver Knight Gothik! 23 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,207 Your uncle, the good Lord Arnold, 24 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,420 awaits us for supper. 25 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,330 Still no sign of them, my good Lord? 26 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:33,400 Nothing, Gildas, nothing at all. 27 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,934 I can no longer see, 28 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:37,237 but I am absolutely certain, 29 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,273 my faithful knights will never return. 30 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,344 With all due respect, my Lord, 31 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:45,912 you have allowed despair to overcome you. 32 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,348 Do you want me to dance a jig?! 33 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:51,518 Come, come now, my Lord. 34 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,720 Where are those days of yore 35 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:57,824 when my castle did shine in all its glory? 36 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,270 Where are my men? 37 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,430 My guards? My fife players? 38 00:06:05,980 --> 00:06:06,900 Alas, they have all fled, my good Lord. 39 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,635 I may be blind, Gildas, 40 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,403 but I am nobody's fool. 41 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:11,771 It is quite clear 42 00:06:12,380 --> 00:06:14,874 that no one wishes to stay in this fortress. 43 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:18,211 Who would want to live here 44 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:20,413 in fear of the World-Gobbler? 45 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,830 Speaking of which, it is nigh time 46 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,285 to send your niece to a safe haven, 47 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,254 to the convent of the Crookedtooth sisters. 48 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:32,250 Ah, Gildas, if only I'd had a nephew. 49 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:34,461 I could have taught him 50 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,730 the basic principles of dragon hunting. 51 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:38,298 Oh, yes, please, uncle! 52 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,766 That would be so darn neat! 53 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:41,935 It's not that I would rather have you be a boy, 54 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,203 my little girl, 55 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:45,438 but the fact is you are not one. 56 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,477 Hunting just isn't suitable for little girls. 57 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,155 It's Granion of Byzmooth, my uncle! 58 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:06,926 Granion! 59 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,496 You're alive! 60 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:10,830 And the World-Gobbler? 61 00:07:11,970 --> 00:07:13,133 Have you seen him? Have you slain him? 62 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:17,704 Oh! 63 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,840 Cease your stupid groaning! 64 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,442 Articulate! 65 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,911 Now, where are my other faithful knights? 66 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,613 With all due respect, my Lord, 67 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:29,182 our faithful Granion is but a pile of ashes. 68 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:37,323 The smoldering knights. 69 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:39,626 Another sign, my Lord. 70 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:42,462 Raise the drawbridge, lower the portcullis! 71 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:43,697 We've got to get a bigger knight. 72 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,310 You, go pack your bags! 73 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,633 You're going to the Crookedtooth! 74 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,336 Lock all the doors and bring me 75 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:51,504 my battle axe and my swords! 76 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:53,440 Gildas! 77 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,715 We've got to get Silver Knight Gothik. 78 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,207 Hagrrr! 79 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,783 The tail, Lian-Chu, the tail! 80 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:38,385 Teach him a lesson, you hear me?! 81 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,860 Go on, hit him on the tail! 82 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,921 Go, go! 83 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,395 Huh? 84 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:03,543 On your feet! Keep your guard up! 85 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:09,716 Oh, no, no, don't let it barf on you! 86 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:33,640 Ahh! 87 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,880 Oh! 88 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,589 Ahh... 89 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:21,955 Victory! 90 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,360 Whoa! 91 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,801 Okay, fun's over, guys. 92 00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:36,336 Hey! 93 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:42,676 Let's see, here we go. 94 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,144 Article three, clause two states: 95 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,812 Upon receipt of the slain Mamularus, 96 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:47,180 Fat John of Wickedshire 97 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,848 will pay the measly sum of 24 guineas 98 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,817 to the valorous dragon hunters. 99 00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:52,185 I don't see any hunters. 100 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,200 All I see is a bevy of clowns. 101 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,689 Walking disasters! 102 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,725 Look what your bonehead there 103 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,561 did to my cabbage patch with his goofball antics! 104 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,998 Fat John of Wickedshire, look at me! 105 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,233 Isn't that your "X" there at the bottom of the contract? 106 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,835 Enough said, river rat. 107 00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:10,904 You're gettin' diddly-squat. 108 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,305 Do you want to get my 109 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,700 muscle-bulging buddy all riled up? 110 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,875 Is that what you want? 111 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,444 Move outta my fields 112 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:20,714 and take the clown with you. 113 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,820 Ktor scarrythhix! 114 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,483 Baddmanners! 115 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,852 Ooh, the mutt wants his doggy food, huh? 116 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:26,953 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 117 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,222 Ktor, gnorramutt, a gragon! 118 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,260 Dragon! 119 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:37,764 Ktor scarrythhix! 120 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,340 Oh, dear me! 121 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,737 Great, I just tore my tights. 122 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,382 What's the matter, Gwizdo? 123 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,450 Are you mad? 124 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,618 You think that for once 125 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,653 you could take your job seriously? 126 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,922 It's always the same old circus, Lian-Chu. 127 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:06,260 All you do is clown around for the peanut gallery. 128 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,560 But I don't do it on purpose. 129 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,950 Yeah, it's a blimey good thing, too. 130 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,980 Why, pray tell, do you think these hicks never pay? 131 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,300 Because they've got no money? 132 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,735 No! 133 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,400 They rip us off because you're not credible! 134 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,439 What does "credible" mean? 135 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:20,674 I don't know. 136 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,942 Well, take Hector here, for example. 137 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:25,780 Hector, with his big fangs and all that fur-- 138 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,746 well, he's credible. 139 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,648 And that's why the hicks are scared of him, you get it? 140 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,483 Acrabouibouif! 141 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,119 You don't get it. 142 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,788 Okay, look, a dragon hunter who's credible 143 00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:36,956 makes the whole earth shake when he walks, right? 144 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,725 Like, "boom, boom, ba-boom, 145 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,927 boom, boom, ba-boom," huh? 146 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,329 Arfarfarf, zdo z toofurrrnyy! 147 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,631 And if he has to, 148 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,433 he smacks his debtors a couple of times. 149 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:47,600 Bim-bam! 150 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:48,968 "Fork over the money!" 151 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,337 You get the picture? 152 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,340 Hitting clients, that's being credible? 153 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,241 Another example. 154 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,376 You think it's credible, 155 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,478 a dragon hunter who likes to knit? 156 00:12:58,745 --> 00:12:59,913 But I tore a hole in my-- 157 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:01,581 You got Mamular boogers on the brain or what? 158 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,170 You knucklehead, knitting's something old ladies do! 159 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,655 It was my mother who taught me. 160 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,913 Look, I'm sorry. 161 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,614 I didn't really mean what I said about knitting. 162 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,383 If you want a more credible friend, 163 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,251 why don't you go look for one? 164 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,720 Don't be ridiculous. 165 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,455 I could never find a better friend than you. 166 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,390 You're just saying that so I won't be angry. 167 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,791 Stop it! 168 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,460 Who do you want me to hire as a partner, huh? 169 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,960 Fat John of Wickedshire? 170 00:14:58,865 --> 00:14:59,866 No way! 171 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,534 We're a real team, me and you! 172 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,104 Waaaaaaaou, ktor teeeemtooo, teeeemtooo! 173 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,505 Yeah, Hector. 174 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:08,641 The three of us, the three of us. 175 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,846 Say, Gwizdo, you think we'll have 176 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,481 our little farm someday? 177 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,916 Of course we will, you'll see, 178 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,785 a quiet, little house on the water, 179 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,721 and we'll have chickens, cows, pigs. 180 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,957 And we can have sheep... 181 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,325 for the wool. 182 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,526 Yeah, right, 183 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:27,761 and you'll knit me a shawl 184 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,996 and woolen underwear for the winter. 185 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,499 What? 186 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:35,969 Jimbob dragons. 187 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,270 Hey, this may mean some quick cash! 188 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,807 Whoa! 189 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,742 Lian-Chu, wait for me! 190 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,643 Whoa! 191 00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:22,575 Whoa! 192 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,545 Silver Knight Gothik! 193 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:28,782 Uh, no, it's me, Lian-Chu. 194 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,950 You just saved my life there, my Lo-- 195 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,192 Lordy leapin' lizards, 196 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,960 two grilled Jimbobs for the price of one! 197 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,262 Well, when I say "price," 198 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,963 that's just my way of talking, okay? 199 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,565 Waa! A cute girl! 200 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,767 Now we've got two Jimbobs dragons, night tariff! 201 00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:49,569 30 guineas payable on delivery. 202 00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:50,870 Got the money on you, kid? 203 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,806 Um... no. Yeah, that figures. 204 00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:54,674 But, of course, your daddy's got money, right? 205 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,420 Where are your parents? 206 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,544 They're dead, mister. 207 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,746 Oh, what misfortune! 208 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,448 Once again we've worked for peanuts! 209 00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:02,749 And what are you doing in the woods at night 210 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,417 without a guinea in your pocket? 211 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,120 I'm looking for noble knights for my uncle, 212 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,788 who is very, very rich. 213 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:11,257 Wait a minute, very, very rich? 214 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,160 You are real knights, aren't you, my Lord? 215 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,766 Knight Lian-Chu was hiding behind the village gates. 216 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,401 The sun was up. 217 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,236 Bloodthirsty dragons were attacking from all sides. 218 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,710 Knight Lian-Chu was alone, you see. 219 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,973 Alone against all odds. And then... 220 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,808 And then, Knight Lian-Chu 221 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,778 grabs on to a roof by the tips of his teeth-- By his teeth? 222 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,279 Yeah! 223 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,981 And he leaps above the hoard hollering, "Yaaaaah!" 224 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,516 Yaaaaaah! Rhumpf! 225 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,618 And after that-- after that, my Lord? 226 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:41,121 After that, Knight Lian-Chu jumps into the crowd! 227 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,456 A smack here and a whack there! 228 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:44,991 Wham-bam, thank you, ma'am! 229 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,270 He ducks, a sword in each hand! 230 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,496 And he sends 'em all flying with a kick to the butt! 231 00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:52,650 A real massacre! Wow. 232 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,967 It took about a whole week to clean up the village! 233 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,370 Whoa, that's unreal! 234 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,744 Almost as fabulous as Silver Knight Gothik! 235 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,179 Huh? What? 236 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,614 Competition? 237 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,383 Silver Knight Gothik, the hero of legends. 238 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,185 He also slaps around dragons, 239 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,210 with strength, courage and generous spirit! 240 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,690 Oh, yeah? 241 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,325 Well, it's kinda like that, except for the generous part. 242 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,660 You shouldn't believe everything you read 243 00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:22,950 in fairy tales, right, kid? 244 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,565 You see, we're more like, uh, wandering knights. 245 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,537 In any case, Uncle Arnold is going to be happy to see you. 246 00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:43,216 Whoa! 247 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,285 Boy, oh, boy. 248 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,259 I'm gonna have to be darn credible now. 249 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,980 My lords and ladies... how are ya doing? 250 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,367 Put on a smile and open your bulging purses! 251 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,335 Sir Gwizdo and Knight Lian-Chu, 252 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,400 the greatest dragon hunters from, uh-- 253 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,606 Who dares disturb me during my clyster? 254 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,241 With all due respect, my Lord, 255 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,410 it is two miserable louts and your niece. 256 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,778 Not at all! Zoé! 257 00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:13,213 They are wandering knights, Uncle, 258 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,714 and they just saved my life! 259 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,316 Go to your room, you little runaway! 260 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,751 But, Uncle... 261 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,253 Tomorrow it's off to the Crookedtooth! 262 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,695 You, what feats have you done, 263 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,164 besides putting up with my niece? 264 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,465 Uh, us? 265 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,134 Well, uh, the noble Knight Lian-Chu 266 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,536 is famous in many a land, and his fearless feats have 267 00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,371 inspired so many before him that he-- 268 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,273 Spare me the folklore! 269 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,609 Warrior, take a step forward! 270 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,979 Hmm? 271 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:48,915 Mmm. 272 00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:52,886 He's got muscle... and raw power. 273 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,287 Mmm, yes! 274 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,489 The attributes of a true warrior. 275 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,792 Your highness, if you please, they are-- 276 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,527 Shut up, Gildas! 277 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:02,195 Let's roll, son. 278 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,297 I have a mission for you. 279 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,682 Uh... 280 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,102 Every 20 seasons, 281 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,604 the most terrifying dragon alive 282 00:21:44,838 --> 00:21:47,730 wakes up and leaves his lair 283 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,142 at the far end of the world... 284 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,477 and he comes! 285 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,312 He devours entire regions, 286 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,147 burns villages by the hundreds, 287 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,416 swallows fortresses whole, 288 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,852 before returning to his lair, 289 00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:01,621 leaving only ashes behind. 290 00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:03,490 Gildas! 291 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:10,563 I have inscribed on this calendar 292 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,133 all of the signs of his awakening. 293 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,334 Look! 294 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,536 The crenelations collapse, 295 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,506 the smoldering knights... 296 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,474 the red cloud... 297 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,943 the bridges sailing away... 298 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:28,381 the sinking villages and talking animals. 299 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,517 Blablablablablablabla! 300 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:34,200 When all of these signs have appeared, my boy, 301 00:22:34,254 --> 00:22:38,124 he will have returned, the devourer of life... 302 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:42,395 the World-Gobbler. 303 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:46,232 I have seen him, son. 304 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,350 I once lifted my sword before him 305 00:22:49,269 --> 00:22:51,538 and the mere sight of his fiery gaze 306 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:55,575 drove my own eyes back into my skull. 307 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,144 Since then, all I can see 308 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:01,381 is a dead, gray landscape, 309 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:05,919 a terrible place where there is no life and no joy. 310 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:13,393 Uh, what's that little tree there, next to the dragon? 311 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,895 That is for scale, dear knight. 312 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:19,966 Go to his kingdom, 313 00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:22,335 enter his lair far off in the west-- 314 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:24,400 beyond the end of the world-- 315 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,873 and strike him while he sleeps... 316 00:23:27,107 --> 00:23:28,608 before it's too late. 317 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:31,811 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but, uh, no. 318 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,279 It's a cruel blow, 319 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:34,748 but, ooh, look at that, we're all booked up. 320 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,149 Strike him dead 321 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:37,884 and the world will be saved-- 322 00:23:38,118 --> 00:23:39,285 Lian-Chu, say good-bye. 323 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:40,620 We're disturbing the man. 324 00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:43,923 Then my health and sight will return, 325 00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:47,494 and I will cover you in gold. 326 00:23:49,396 --> 00:23:50,697 Uh... 327 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,901 Uh, uh, uh... 328 00:23:59,172 --> 00:24:01,274 Dear client, you can make room for his head 329 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:03,610 in your museum of horrors! 330 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:06,120 But first, let me show you our standard contract, 331 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:07,847 a special little advance for travel expenses, 332 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,150 and since we're amongst noble knights here, right? 333 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:13,860 A large purse of gold should do the trick nicely. 334 00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:15,321 Modern methods, why not? 335 00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:17,223 Gildas? 336 00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:26,366 Yeah, Just put an "X" there, here, here and there. 337 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:29,302 Arrrooooolroooollll zcoool zuperjob! 338 00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:31,104 Acrabouibouif. 339 00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:38,545 The red cloud, my Lord! 340 00:24:47,354 --> 00:24:50,423 Saddle up, my good, brave knights! 341 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,940 Keep heading west, my Lords, 342 00:24:54,361 --> 00:24:55,528 until the end of the world. 343 00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:56,963 Yeah, yeah, for sure, old man, for sure! 344 00:24:57,197 --> 00:24:59,232 And say hi to the missus, will ya? 345 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:21,654 Yes, yes! 346 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:22,655 Ha-ha-ha! 347 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,570 Yes, whoo-hoo-hoo! 348 00:25:24,324 --> 00:25:25,525 Yes! 349 00:25:42,776 --> 00:25:43,910 Where are you going? 350 00:25:44,144 --> 00:25:45,545 To quaff a cold one, buddy! 351 00:25:45,779 --> 00:25:48,181 It's not every day we get to rip off a blind, old geezer. 352 00:25:48,415 --> 00:25:50,583 That's not the way to the end of the world. 353 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,752 Lian-Chu, don't you understand? 354 00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:54,354 Who cares about their end of the world? 355 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:55,622 We're rich! 356 00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:57,290 Do you know what this is? An advance? 357 00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:59,259 This is our little farm, buddy, 358 00:25:59,526 --> 00:26:00,794 the one of our comfy, little dreams, 359 00:26:01,610 --> 00:26:02,395 with sheep everywhere. 360 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,631 Now let's get out of here while the beasties are busy. 361 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,600 Ahh! 362 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:08,935 I'm coming with you, my lords! 363 00:26:09,202 --> 00:26:10,337 Waaa, grrrl! 364 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:12,505 Huh, what? Zoé, you can't be serious. 365 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:13,907 Sure I am. 366 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:15,108 My uncle told me I had to come with you 367 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:16,643 to the end of the world. Oh, really? 368 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,211 Well, weren't you punished? 369 00:26:18,445 --> 00:26:19,713 No! 370 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:21,314 And what he also said was that I should learn 371 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:22,649 the rudiments of the trade. 372 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,618 No, no, no, no, no, no and no. 373 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,287 You go home and explain to Uncle Arnold 374 00:26:27,554 --> 00:26:30,323 that Lord Gwizdo does not take on apprentices. 375 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:32,625 He also said that if you don't wanna take me, 376 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:33,927 he would, uh... 377 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,762 "Would, uh," what? 378 00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:38,832 That he would spank your bare bottom in public. 379 00:26:39,990 --> 00:26:41,334 My bare bottom? In public?! 380 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,920 Wwaaahhhhhooowww! 381 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,171 Wwaaaahhhhhooowwwwww! 382 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:45,632 For crying out loud! 383 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:48,340 And he's spitting fire besides! 384 00:27:48,301 --> 00:27:49,302 K'tor brgg fire k'tor! 385 00:27:49,536 --> 00:27:50,437 No, what I meant was he's doing it 386 00:27:50,704 --> 00:27:52,339 with his mouth, Hector! 387 00:28:01,614 --> 00:28:03,249 I don't see what's so funny! 388 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,237 Wow! 389 00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:58,605 Boy, you sure mashed up 390 00:28:58,872 --> 00:29:01,740 that big, red dragon good, Sir Lian-Chu! 391 00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:03,576 Oh, that was so unreal! 392 00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:06,346 I am so fabulously impressed! 393 00:29:06,613 --> 00:29:09,382 I've got to, um... find my flail. 394 00:29:09,616 --> 00:29:11,840 Your funny sword? 395 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:12,686 Wait for me, Sir Lian-Chu, I'm going to find it for you! 396 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,120 Hey, are you gonna mash up... 397 00:29:14,354 --> 00:29:15,922 Okay, Sir Lian-Chu's groupie, 398 00:29:16,156 --> 00:29:19,626 your backstage chatter is very close to driving me bonkers! 399 00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:21,995 Tough luck for the public spanking! 400 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:23,263 Zoé! 401 00:29:23,496 --> 00:29:25,465 You grab your bag and you get lost! 402 00:29:25,732 --> 00:29:26,766 You go home now! 403 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,269 We don't travel well with little kids! 404 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:43,216 Strange, but I have this funny feeling 405 00:29:43,483 --> 00:29:45,785 that some real doo-doo's gonna start flying. 406 00:29:46,190 --> 00:29:47,754 And so Knight Lian-Chu was on the Western Bridge 407 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:51,570 with the big, red dragon who was breathing fire, 408 00:29:51,324 --> 00:29:53,493 and he said to him, in his big, deep voice, 409 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,395 "I am not scared of you, Big Red! 410 00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:57,530 One move from you and you're dead!" 411 00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:00,867 Who is the man of a thousand feats? 412 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:04,304 The terror of dragons far and near 413 00:30:04,537 --> 00:30:06,406 With his silver sharp daggers he slays 414 00:30:06,673 --> 00:30:08,410 And finishes them off with a kick 415 00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:10,844 Who's the man who woos a princess a day? 416 00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:12,846 It's him of course 417 00:30:13,113 --> 00:30:16,116 Silver Knight Gothik 418 00:30:16,349 --> 00:30:17,851 How do you become a real knight, Sir Lian-Chu? 419 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,586 Do you go to knight school? 420 00:30:19,853 --> 00:30:21,955 Wow, this is really unreal that you're taking me with you. 421 00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:24,240 I mean, really unreal! 422 00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:25,425 Hey, are there girl knights? 423 00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:27,193 'Cause me, I wanna be a girl knight. 424 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:28,895 And that time you were hanging from the tips of your teeth, 425 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:30,530 how did you do that? 426 00:30:30,764 --> 00:30:32,899 And your funny sword there, is that a magic sword? 427 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:35,402 Um, I don't really know. 428 00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:37,404 Silver Knight Gothik, he's modest, too. 429 00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:39,105 He always says, "modesty is the sign 430 00:30:39,372 --> 00:30:40,874 of great knights like me." 431 00:30:41,141 --> 00:30:42,642 He's my favorite fairy-tale hero. 432 00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:44,210 I'd love to meet him one day 433 00:30:44,444 --> 00:30:46,579 and become his best friend, or his future girl knight. 434 00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:48,181 Unreal! 435 00:30:48,415 --> 00:30:49,749 But you can't in real life. 436 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,384 Oh, bummer! 437 00:30:51,651 --> 00:30:53,420 I can't take it. 438 00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:55,255 I'm gonna hang myself. 439 00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:58,725 They're only blisters. 440 00:30:58,992 --> 00:30:59,893 Put some herbs on them. 441 00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:01,294 I'm not talking about my blisters, 442 00:31:01,561 --> 00:31:02,929 I'm talking about Princess Blabbermouth! 443 00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:04,664 A fire, a fire! 444 00:31:04,898 --> 00:31:06,700 Let's make a big fire! 445 00:31:09,402 --> 00:31:12,605 In any case, did you see how credible I am with her? 446 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:15,241 Yeah, but the idea of being credible, Lian-Chu, 447 00:31:15,475 --> 00:31:17,711 was to take Uncle Arnold's money and run, not to play 448 00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:19,612 "knights and dragons" until the end of the world! 449 00:31:19,879 --> 00:31:21,581 The best friend of Knight Lian-Chu 450 00:31:21,815 --> 00:31:23,830 always went to get wood for the fire 451 00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:24,884 along with the funny, blue dog who talked. 452 00:31:25,118 --> 00:31:26,486 Zoé Hihihihi! 453 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:29,622 Say there, sirs, am I mistaken, 454 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,224 or is your dog a bit weird? 455 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,260 Hehehehehe, wantz woooood? 456 00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:35,495 So are you gonna tell her that we're not real knights? 457 00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:38,131 Yeah, right, and that we ripped off Uncle fisheyes, 458 00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:39,666 and then she goes and spills the beans! 459 00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:42,535 Oh, no, buddy, now we're in deep doo-doo here. 460 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:45,705 He sure is weird. 461 00:31:45,939 --> 00:31:47,407 But what do we do now? 462 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,608 Ditch her in the woods-- 463 00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:50,343 no crying, no fuss, no explanations. 464 00:31:50,610 --> 00:31:52,780 Yeah, it's a sure-fire method. 465 00:31:52,312 --> 00:31:55,810 And with a little luck, she'll get gobbled up by wild beasts. 466 00:31:55,315 --> 00:31:57,830 Are you sure? You bet I am! 467 00:31:57,317 --> 00:31:58,952 That World-Gobbler and his little tree for scale? 468 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:00,286 Not for me. 469 00:32:00,553 --> 00:32:01,621 Tonight we wait 'til she falls asleep and-- 470 00:32:01,855 --> 00:32:03,890 Zip-- We're outta here. 471 00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:05,258 Whose is this? 472 00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:06,526 Oh! 473 00:32:06,793 --> 00:32:09,562 Uh... it's Gwizdo's. 474 00:32:09,796 --> 00:32:11,464 That's so funny, sir. 475 00:32:11,731 --> 00:32:13,233 I'm really sorry, 476 00:32:13,466 --> 00:32:15,235 but knitting's for grannies! 477 00:32:15,468 --> 00:32:16,503 No it's not. 478 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:18,438 It certainly is, she's absolutely right! 479 00:32:18,672 --> 00:32:19,806 Knitting's for old ladies. 480 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:21,741 But, hey, the truth is my mother taught me, 481 00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:23,109 and knitting relaxes me, 482 00:32:23,343 --> 00:32:25,145 especially after a long, hard day! 483 00:32:25,412 --> 00:32:26,513 So scram, scat, 484 00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:28,982 and go play with good, old Fido! 485 00:32:50,704 --> 00:32:52,605 You really have a super ton of scars, sir. 486 00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:53,973 Say, those are hunting wounds, right? 487 00:32:54,207 --> 00:32:55,175 Do they hurt? 488 00:32:55,442 --> 00:32:56,976 Me too, I've got some. 489 00:32:57,210 --> 00:32:58,712 That one's a wild squirrel when I was playing in the trees, 490 00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:01,514 and that one's a duck that was fabulously angry one day. 491 00:33:01,781 --> 00:33:02,782 We used to have tons of ducks 492 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,384 before my parents died of cholera. 493 00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:06,219 And then my uncle brought me to his fortress and-- 494 00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:08,621 Don't you ever get tired? 495 00:33:08,855 --> 00:33:11,157 Sure, but I always need a bedtime story 496 00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:12,425 to get me to sleep. 497 00:33:12,692 --> 00:33:13,860 A bedtime story? 498 00:33:14,940 --> 00:33:16,896 Oh, yes, just a short one, please, sir? 499 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:19,666 You mean just one short story and then you go to sleep? 500 00:33:19,899 --> 00:33:21,167 Hey, no problem then! 501 00:33:21,401 --> 00:33:23,203 But it's one story and then beddy-bye, right? 502 00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:25,405 Then you fall asleep, okay? 503 00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:27,400 Let's do it. 504 00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:35,248 Okay, "Silver Knight Gothik." 505 00:33:37,170 --> 00:33:38,418 "... And brave Silver Knight Gothik 506 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:41,154 "wrenched the terrifying creature out of the shadows. 507 00:33:41,388 --> 00:33:43,156 "His shiny scales were dripping blood 508 00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:45,225 "from the children he had just devoured, 509 00:33:45,492 --> 00:33:47,427 "and whose terrifying screams still echoed 510 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:49,562 "in the bone-chilling wind of the labyrinth. 511 00:33:49,796 --> 00:33:51,464 "The fat slimy creature growled, 512 00:33:51,731 --> 00:33:53,700 "revealing his sharp, crooked, yellow fangs, 513 00:33:53,933 --> 00:33:56,690 "and he moved away from the oozing wall. 514 00:33:56,336 --> 00:33:58,710 "Silver Knight Gothik stared him straight in the eyes 515 00:33:58,304 --> 00:34:01,174 and then said, with a voice that did not waver, 'I am--"' 516 00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:03,977 "I am not afraid of you, dreadful thing, 517 00:34:04,244 --> 00:34:06,246 "for my heart is pure 518 00:34:06,513 --> 00:34:09,582 as a fresh-water spring." 519 00:34:09,816 --> 00:34:12,986 "'With my silver daggers, I shall lop off your head... 520 00:34:15,355 --> 00:34:17,657 "and justice will be done only when you are dead.' 521 00:34:17,924 --> 00:34:19,292 "And Silver Knight Gothik 522 00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:21,294 "threw his silver daggers that sparkled like diamonds 523 00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:24,364 and the monster died in terrible agony." 524 00:34:26,299 --> 00:34:29,690 Well... I never! 525 00:34:29,302 --> 00:34:30,970 It's no wonder this girl's a live wire. 526 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:33,740 I mean, kids should not be reading this stuff! 527 00:34:37,777 --> 00:34:40,800 Hey, she's fast asleep, Lian-Chu. 528 00:34:40,313 --> 00:34:41,810 This is our chance. 529 00:34:41,314 --> 00:34:42,816 Let's go! 530 00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:45,251 Hey, Lian-Chu, are you asleep? 531 00:34:47,487 --> 00:34:48,621 Come on, Lian-Chu, get up! 532 00:34:48,855 --> 00:34:50,230 Can you hear me? 533 00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:51,825 Lian-Chu, wake up! 534 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:53,760 Hurry, will you? Would you look at me? 535 00:34:53,993 --> 00:34:54,994 Come on! 536 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:56,396 Hey, get up, get up! 537 00:34:56,629 --> 00:34:58,798 Come on, Lian-Chu, hey, buddy, wake up! 538 00:34:59,650 --> 00:35:00,266 Can you hear me? 539 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:09,576 Have a bad sleep? 540 00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:11,778 Tonight, if you start snoring again, 541 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,781 I'm chopping off your nose. 542 00:35:15,150 --> 00:35:16,160 I was faking. 543 00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:18,685 What? You did that? 544 00:35:18,952 --> 00:35:20,253 But that's immoral! 545 00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:22,789 One doesn't abandon children in the woods. 546 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:24,424 Of course you do! 547 00:35:24,657 --> 00:35:26,726 Our little farm, Lian-Chu, it's right there. 548 00:35:26,993 --> 00:35:29,950 And you, because of some little girl who thinks-- 549 00:35:29,329 --> 00:35:30,397 She would get lost. 550 00:35:30,663 --> 00:35:31,965 I'm ready! 551 00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:33,867 Me, what I really like in a Zeebulgarian omelet 552 00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:35,935 are the little pieces of mushroom inside. 553 00:35:36,169 --> 00:35:37,404 Mmm, unreal! 554 00:35:37,671 --> 00:35:38,805 So I eat the little pieces of mushrooms, 555 00:35:39,390 --> 00:35:41,740 and Gildas, he tries to make me eat the eggs. 556 00:35:41,341 --> 00:35:42,942 How about you, do you like eggs, Sir Lian-Chu? 557 00:35:43,176 --> 00:35:44,344 'Cause to be honest, eggs-- 558 00:35:44,611 --> 00:35:45,845 Well, I think they smell like stinky feet! 559 00:35:46,112 --> 00:35:48,882 Yeah, well we're lost, too, old buddy. 560 00:36:52,779 --> 00:36:53,880 Okay, let's be honest. 561 00:36:54,114 --> 00:36:55,682 He's surely not that way. 562 00:36:55,915 --> 00:36:57,417 On the other hand, if we take the little side bridge there, 563 00:36:57,684 --> 00:36:59,386 we reach the pretty, little field of daisies 564 00:36:59,619 --> 00:37:01,121 where we were yesterday... 565 00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:03,289 But, Sir Gwizdo, isn't it that way to the end of the world? 566 00:37:03,556 --> 00:37:05,250 Okay, so it's "fabulously unreal" 567 00:37:05,258 --> 00:37:06,893 that we're taking you with us on our little adventures, 568 00:37:07,127 --> 00:37:09,295 but why don't you bug off and let us work? 569 00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:11,865 And besides, no kid's gonna teach me my geography-- 570 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:13,933 Lensflair! It's Sir Lensflair! 571 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,360 One of my uncle's best knights! 572 00:37:18,938 --> 00:37:20,407 Whoo-hoo! Woo! 573 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,941 Aaaie, aaie, aaie! 574 00:37:24,978 --> 00:37:26,246 Anatole, are you okay? 575 00:37:26,479 --> 00:37:28,748 Aah, aah, aah! 576 00:37:28,982 --> 00:37:30,383 Back off, you lowly critters! 577 00:37:30,617 --> 00:37:32,652 Leave me in peace! 578 00:37:34,870 --> 00:37:37,457 But-- but you're not animals, are you? 579 00:37:37,724 --> 00:37:39,592 Uh, no, it's me, Zoé. 580 00:37:39,826 --> 00:37:41,795 Zoé, Zoé... Don't you recognize me? 581 00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:42,896 He's stark-raving mad. 582 00:37:43,129 --> 00:37:44,431 He wasn't like that before. 583 00:37:44,664 --> 00:37:46,299 Zoé! 584 00:37:46,566 --> 00:37:48,601 "I do not fear you, ugly thing." 585 00:37:48,835 --> 00:37:50,203 "My heart is pure as a fresh-water spring!" 586 00:37:53,373 --> 00:37:55,241 Over there, don't you see a knight? 587 00:37:58,545 --> 00:37:59,913 Be quiet, do as I say. 588 00:38:00,146 --> 00:38:01,147 Go home. 589 00:38:01,414 --> 00:38:02,515 Aaah! 590 00:38:02,782 --> 00:38:04,117 But, my Lord, the World-Gobbler-- 591 00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:05,618 Huh? 592 00:38:05,852 --> 00:38:06,986 Over there, another knight! 593 00:38:07,253 --> 00:38:09,255 Argh! Woo! 594 00:38:09,489 --> 00:38:12,959 Forget the World-Gobbler, kid, you'll never stand a chance. 595 00:38:13,193 --> 00:38:14,627 Argh! 596 00:38:14,861 --> 00:38:16,629 "Are you spilling the beans again, you old chatterbox?" 597 00:38:16,863 --> 00:38:18,698 Why, no, no, I'm not spilling the bea-- 598 00:38:18,965 --> 00:38:20,333 Ow! 599 00:38:20,567 --> 00:38:23,103 Hey, that's Sir Gwizdo and the great Knight Lian-Chu! 600 00:38:23,336 --> 00:38:24,404 And they're gonna make kindling 601 00:38:24,671 --> 00:38:25,972 out of the World-Gobbler! 602 00:38:26,206 --> 00:38:28,842 But-- but you're mad! 603 00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:30,210 Yes, you are, you are mad, aren't you? 604 00:38:30,477 --> 00:38:32,120 Answer me! 605 00:38:32,245 --> 00:38:33,179 Yes, of course, you're mad, you're mad, I know you're mad! 606 00:38:34,647 --> 00:38:36,216 Ooh! 607 00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:37,650 Mad, mad! 608 00:38:37,884 --> 00:38:39,185 I know you're mad! You know you're mad! 609 00:38:39,452 --> 00:38:41,454 We all know you're mad! 610 00:38:41,688 --> 00:38:44,624 Oh, sweetheart, I know you're mad, because I'm mad! 611 00:38:46,426 --> 00:38:49,396 I'm mad, I'm mad, we're all mad, everybody's mad! 612 00:38:49,662 --> 00:38:50,830 And I'm mad that I'm mad. 613 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,400 I'm so mad that I'm mad, that I'm mad... 614 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:28,635 Sir Lian-Chu, do you often have nightmares? 615 00:39:28,902 --> 00:39:30,870 Me too-- often, 616 00:39:31,104 --> 00:39:32,305 the same one. 617 00:39:32,572 --> 00:39:34,674 There's a skeleton dragon-- enormous. 618 00:39:34,908 --> 00:39:36,476 And I scream and scream, 619 00:39:36,743 --> 00:39:38,111 but nothing comes out of my mouth, 620 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:41,214 and the skeleton dragon carries off everyone in sight. 621 00:39:44,617 --> 00:39:46,453 Say there, Sir Lian-Chu, 622 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:49,155 something around here smells bad. 623 00:39:49,422 --> 00:39:51,458 And besides, my stomach is in knots 624 00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:52,892 and my hands are sweating 625 00:39:53,126 --> 00:39:54,461 and my legs are shaking, 626 00:39:54,728 --> 00:39:57,364 and cold sweat's running down my neck. 627 00:39:57,597 --> 00:39:58,798 Is that normal? 628 00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:01,668 Sir Lian-Chu, I think I-- 629 00:40:01,935 --> 00:40:03,470 I want to go back home-- 630 00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:05,238 Shh! 631 00:40:59,225 --> 00:41:01,194 The end of the world. 632 00:41:16,376 --> 00:41:18,645 Where did that village come from? 633 00:41:18,878 --> 00:41:22,482 Scary ghost town or stinky forest? 634 00:41:25,852 --> 00:41:27,520 Scary ghost town. 635 00:41:43,203 --> 00:41:44,738 K'tor smillll goodyeat! 636 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,390 Ya! 637 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:49,750 Hi-ya! 638 00:41:50,777 --> 00:41:52,345 K'tor toooo hrampy! 639 00:41:52,579 --> 00:41:54,347 Go for walk... k'tor andgrllgrll! 640 00:41:54,581 --> 00:41:56,416 He! Acrabouibouif! 641 00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,685 Huh... 642 00:41:58,918 --> 00:42:00,453 What's the problem? 643 00:42:03,323 --> 00:42:06,359 The big tree. 644 00:42:06,593 --> 00:42:09,620 Yeah, what about it? 645 00:42:09,295 --> 00:42:11,264 Those leaves are really strange. 646 00:42:11,531 --> 00:42:14,100 Yeah, well, good riddance, stinky leaves! 647 00:42:18,238 --> 00:42:19,105 Aagh! 648 00:42:19,372 --> 00:42:21,374 The crazy bats from the bridge! 649 00:42:39,826 --> 00:42:41,261 Look, look, K'tor! 650 00:42:43,129 --> 00:42:45,865 Goodeat, goodeat! 651 00:42:46,990 --> 00:42:47,333 Arghhhh! 652 00:43:02,615 --> 00:43:03,616 Open up! 653 00:43:03,883 --> 00:43:05,785 Sir Gwizdo, open the door! 654 00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:22,235 Not the ears! Get away from me! 655 00:43:35,949 --> 00:43:37,450 Ahh! 656 00:43:40,687 --> 00:43:42,155 Hey! 657 00:43:42,422 --> 00:43:43,723 Good move with the barrel, kid. 658 00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:45,580 Yes! 659 00:43:45,325 --> 00:43:46,359 Go find your own! 660 00:44:01,975 --> 00:44:03,677 No, no, no, no... 661 00:44:33,673 --> 00:44:35,750 Haaaaa! 662 00:44:37,243 --> 00:44:39,245 Quit bothering the sheep! 663 00:45:08,875 --> 00:45:09,943 Oh, no! 664 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,109 I'll bury you alive, you ugly beasts! 665 00:45:52,252 --> 00:45:54,287 Mmm? 666 00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:08,768 Hmm? 667 00:46:12,105 --> 00:46:14,740 Shh, shh, shh... 668 00:46:44,371 --> 00:46:45,605 Hey, bats, boo on you. 669 00:46:45,839 --> 00:46:47,907 Sir Lian-Chu is too strong for you! 670 00:46:48,174 --> 00:46:49,943 Hey, bats, boo on you! 671 00:46:50,176 --> 00:46:52,379 Sir Lian-Chu is too strong for you! 672 00:46:52,645 --> 00:46:54,481 Hey, bats, boo on you! 673 00:46:54,714 --> 00:46:57,150 Sir Lian-Chu is too strong for you! 674 00:47:04,624 --> 00:47:07,360 Sir Gwizdo, he left me all alone with the ugly bats! 675 00:47:07,594 --> 00:47:09,562 I called for help, and he didn't budge. 676 00:47:09,829 --> 00:47:13,660 I knocked on the door, but he didn't even open it. 677 00:48:24,904 --> 00:48:26,373 Ah, and to think that we could be 678 00:48:26,606 --> 00:48:29,175 relaxing on our little farm... 679 00:48:29,442 --> 00:48:30,577 Hey, I mean, we've been talking about 680 00:48:30,810 --> 00:48:32,479 our little farm for eons, right? 681 00:48:32,746 --> 00:48:36,160 Ever since Mother Hubbard's little orphan paradise. 682 00:48:36,282 --> 00:48:37,917 Hey, do you remember when we were kids, 683 00:48:38,151 --> 00:48:39,919 when I taught you how to hide your cookies 684 00:48:40,153 --> 00:48:41,154 in your underpants 685 00:48:41,421 --> 00:48:42,622 so the other kids wouldn't steal them? 686 00:48:42,856 --> 00:48:44,624 And you gave a wedgie to the big guy with lice 687 00:48:44,891 --> 00:48:46,793 every time he took my cookies? 688 00:48:47,270 --> 00:48:48,695 When the World-Gobbler is dead, 689 00:48:48,962 --> 00:48:50,497 we can have our little farm. 690 00:48:50,764 --> 00:48:51,998 Oh, right! 691 00:48:52,265 --> 00:48:53,333 The great Knight Lian-Chu 692 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,834 is gonna say to the World-Gobbler, 693 00:48:55,101 --> 00:48:56,703 "I do not fear you, ugly thing!" 694 00:48:56,970 --> 00:48:58,705 And-- Poof-- The World-Gobbler's dead 695 00:48:58,972 --> 00:49:00,730 and we're all happy as pigs! 696 00:49:00,306 --> 00:49:01,608 Stop. I'm not finished! 697 00:49:01,841 --> 00:49:03,610 And then nature blossoms, everything's green, 698 00:49:03,843 --> 00:49:04,944 and there are little, white bunnies 699 00:49:05,178 --> 00:49:06,279 flying all over the place-- 700 00:49:06,513 --> 00:49:08,682 Stop! 701 00:49:08,948 --> 00:49:11,451 We're all gonna die 'cause of some little girl 702 00:49:11,685 --> 00:49:12,686 who dreams of knights. 703 00:49:12,952 --> 00:49:14,487 But, you see, life's not a fairy tale. 704 00:49:14,754 --> 00:49:17,657 In real life, knights, they always die. 705 00:49:17,924 --> 00:49:20,994 I don't want you to die, Lian-Chu. 706 00:49:21,227 --> 00:49:23,290 Then why don't you step off the village 707 00:49:23,296 --> 00:49:25,665 if you don't wanna come? 708 00:49:25,932 --> 00:49:27,701 Oh, so that's the way it is, huh? 709 00:49:27,967 --> 00:49:29,936 Well, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 710 00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:32,906 Farewell and good riddance, Knight Lian-Chu! 711 00:49:34,207 --> 00:49:36,576 Get off, move! 712 00:49:44,384 --> 00:49:47,870 Acrabouibouiiiiiiiiif! 713 00:49:50,623 --> 00:49:52,726 Why is Sir Gwizdo leaving? 714 00:49:52,992 --> 00:49:54,728 Because he says we're all going to die. 715 00:49:54,994 --> 00:49:56,496 Oh, that's a crock of poop. 716 00:49:56,730 --> 00:49:58,865 Hmm, maybe he's right after all. 717 00:49:59,132 --> 00:50:00,233 No, he's not right. 718 00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:01,735 You are the strongest, 719 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:03,703 stronger than Silver Knight Gothik! 720 00:50:07,507 --> 00:50:09,542 Gwizdo says that life isn't a fairy tale. 721 00:50:09,776 --> 00:50:11,444 What does Sir Gwizdo know anyway? 722 00:50:11,711 --> 00:50:13,613 And, besides, who is that Gwizdo? 723 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,248 Lord Pain In The , 724 00:50:15,515 --> 00:50:18,418 Sir Old Fart, Mr. Blister Foot? 725 00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:22,422 He was my one friend. 726 00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:56,943 Ahh! What are you doing here? 727 00:52:57,210 --> 00:52:58,778 Hello there, Sir Gwizdo! 728 00:52:59,450 --> 00:53:01,140 So the rat's jumping the ship, is he? 729 00:53:02,415 --> 00:53:03,516 What's this circus all about? 730 00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:04,984 You're abandoning your friend. 731 00:53:05,218 --> 00:53:06,786 Lord McChicken! 732 00:53:07,530 --> 00:53:08,540 Wait a sec! 733 00:53:08,321 --> 00:53:09,356 What do you girls want, 734 00:53:09,589 --> 00:53:10,690 to make me feel guilty, is that it? 735 00:53:10,924 --> 00:53:12,250 Sir Scaredy Pants! 736 00:53:12,258 --> 00:53:13,259 Scaredy Pants? 737 00:53:13,526 --> 00:53:14,894 Yeah, and so what? 738 00:53:15,161 --> 00:53:16,930 Do you think I look like the hero of this fairy tale? 739 00:53:17,197 --> 00:53:18,932 And Lian-Chu-- What's gonna happen to him? 740 00:53:19,199 --> 00:53:21,340 Huh? Huh? 741 00:53:21,267 --> 00:53:22,569 He won't listen to me! 742 00:53:22,836 --> 00:53:24,304 Sir I'm Shaking Like A Leaf! 743 00:53:24,571 --> 00:53:26,406 Sir I'm Sh-Sh-Shaking Like A Leaf! 744 00:53:26,673 --> 00:53:27,741 It's all Zoé's fault. 745 00:53:27,974 --> 00:53:29,676 And the lie! Hey, Sir Rip-Off Artist! 746 00:53:29,909 --> 00:53:32,450 Shut up, I didn't choose to be small and poor! 747 00:53:32,278 --> 00:53:33,513 Don't forget ugly and mean! 748 00:53:33,747 --> 00:53:35,548 Exactly, ugly and mean! 749 00:53:35,782 --> 00:53:37,384 Now get outta here! Scram! 750 00:53:37,617 --> 00:53:38,985 Just scram, bats! 751 00:53:39,252 --> 00:53:40,153 Arghh! 752 00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:41,755 I don't believe in heroism, 753 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:43,456 and "happily every afters" 754 00:53:43,723 --> 00:53:46,192 and animals that talk! 755 00:53:46,426 --> 00:53:47,894 Hrrg! 756 00:53:49,562 --> 00:53:51,264 Animals that talk. 757 00:54:07,130 --> 00:54:08,314 Gwizdo! 758 00:54:17,357 --> 00:54:19,250 Zoé! Ahh! 759 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:28,935 Hmm? 760 00:54:42,615 --> 00:54:44,840 Huh? 761 00:54:44,317 --> 00:54:45,318 Lian-Chu? 762 00:55:16,549 --> 00:55:17,784 No! 763 00:55:24,357 --> 00:55:26,226 Sir Lian-Chu! 764 00:55:27,927 --> 00:55:30,397 Grrr zzzz toomannyg sheepz! 765 00:55:30,663 --> 00:55:31,998 Sir Lian-Chu! 766 00:55:32,232 --> 00:55:34,401 Weird things are happening underneath the village! 767 00:55:36,136 --> 00:55:37,404 Just wait for me here! 768 00:55:39,472 --> 00:55:43,343 Tell me honestly, kid, what do I have at the end of my arms? 769 00:55:43,576 --> 00:55:44,644 Hands? 770 00:55:44,878 --> 00:55:45,945 Wrong! 771 00:55:48,114 --> 00:55:49,182 Hello there, little Zoé! 772 00:55:51,751 --> 00:55:53,153 Lian-Chu! 773 00:55:53,386 --> 00:55:55,880 Sir Gwizdo's doing weird things with his hands, 774 00:55:55,355 --> 00:55:57,524 like Knight Lensflair. 775 00:55:57,757 --> 00:55:59,392 Agrouif, Fishyyk, Goodyeat! 776 00:56:23,183 --> 00:56:25,185 We've got to get a bigger village! 777 00:56:51,778 --> 00:56:53,780 Wahhhh, bigggstinkyyy! 778 00:56:57,617 --> 00:56:59,686 Kaboom, yeah! 779 00:56:59,953 --> 00:57:01,154 Whoo! 780 00:57:01,421 --> 00:57:03,957 Come on now, quit fooling around, Sir Gwizdo. 781 00:57:04,224 --> 00:57:05,291 It's not funny! 782 00:57:07,827 --> 00:57:10,797 "Hello, little kiddies, would you like a story?" 783 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:12,565 "Oh, yes, yes, tell us a story!" 784 00:57:12,799 --> 00:57:14,000 "The story about the naive, little girl 785 00:57:14,267 --> 00:57:16,636 who mistook two lowly rogues for noble knights!" 786 00:57:16,903 --> 00:57:18,505 "Oh, no! 787 00:57:18,772 --> 00:57:20,674 We've already heard that one!" 788 00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:22,275 "Another one, another one! 789 00:57:22,509 --> 00:57:24,177 Please, please, please, please, please, please!" 790 00:57:26,346 --> 00:57:27,981 "Then the one about the nice hunter 791 00:57:28,214 --> 00:57:29,616 "devoured by the World-Gobbler 792 00:57:29,849 --> 00:57:31,117 "because of some little girl 793 00:57:31,351 --> 00:57:32,719 who dreamed of noble knights?!" 794 00:57:32,986 --> 00:57:35,655 "Yuck, that one really stinks!" 795 00:57:35,922 --> 00:57:37,657 "And the one about the two red bats 796 00:57:37,924 --> 00:57:40,193 that strangled the little girl?" 797 00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:42,362 Oh, yes, oh, yes! 798 00:57:42,629 --> 00:57:43,496 That's the one! 799 00:58:22,702 --> 00:58:24,400 Zoé? 800 00:58:25,605 --> 00:58:27,107 Zoé? 801 00:58:27,374 --> 00:58:29,109 Zoé? 802 00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:32,780 Zoé? 803 00:58:32,345 --> 00:58:33,947 Zoé? 804 00:58:36,516 --> 00:58:37,984 Zoé? 805 00:58:43,323 --> 00:58:45,250 Zoé! 806 00:58:46,993 --> 00:58:48,228 Deepdoodoo! 807 00:58:48,495 --> 00:58:51,310 Frrrr bouif tooooooooooosad! 808 00:59:07,414 --> 00:59:09,416 I can't feel my legs. 809 00:59:19,259 --> 00:59:20,760 Your legs are just fine! 810 00:59:20,994 --> 00:59:24,264 You had a bad fall, that's all. 811 00:59:24,497 --> 00:59:27,133 You were right, Gwizdo. 812 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,536 Life isn't a fairy tale. 813 00:59:32,605 --> 00:59:33,907 But, you know, 814 00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:36,643 it doesn't matter if you're not really knights. 815 00:59:36,910 --> 00:59:39,279 You're still my favorite heroes. 816 00:59:42,282 --> 00:59:46,860 Lian-Chu, he's even stronger than Silver Knight Gothik, 817 00:59:46,319 --> 00:59:48,588 and that's no fairy tale. 818 00:59:48,822 --> 00:59:51,991 All you have to do is believe. 819 00:59:52,258 --> 00:59:55,328 But Lian-Chu needs you in order to succeed. 820 00:59:58,431 --> 01:00:01,601 Promise me you'll carry through to the end, Gwizdo, 821 01:00:01,835 --> 01:00:03,837 and my death won't have been in vain. 822 01:00:08,942 --> 01:00:10,477 It's a promise, Zoé. 823 01:00:10,744 --> 01:00:13,246 We're gonna make kindling out of the World-Gobbler! 824 01:00:15,915 --> 01:00:18,451 Really? 825 01:00:18,685 --> 01:00:19,819 I swear we will. 826 01:00:20,530 --> 01:00:22,188 Oh, thank you, Gwizdo! 827 01:00:22,455 --> 01:00:24,240 But-- but-- you and-- 828 01:00:25,325 --> 01:00:26,593 You're not hurt? 829 01:00:26,826 --> 01:00:27,861 Nope. 830 01:00:28,128 --> 01:00:29,796 I just fell down there. 831 01:00:32,132 --> 01:00:34,534 You... but that-- that's immoral. 832 01:00:34,801 --> 01:00:36,302 Do you realize what a fright you gave us? 833 01:00:36,536 --> 01:00:37,904 You were really scared? 834 01:00:38,171 --> 01:00:39,606 Of course I was! 835 01:00:39,839 --> 01:00:42,750 That means you love me. 836 01:00:46,546 --> 01:00:47,814 What? 837 01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:49,716 Uh, mmm, all-- all right, party's over, guys! 838 01:00:49,983 --> 01:00:52,218 We've got us a World-Gobbler to slay. 839 01:01:41,434 --> 01:01:43,436 What's that giant tree? 840 01:01:51,344 --> 01:01:53,580 "It's for scale, sir." 841 01:01:56,916 --> 01:01:58,718 That noise, what is that? 842 01:01:58,952 --> 01:01:59,853 Is that an earthquake? 843 01:02:00,860 --> 01:02:03,223 No, it was snoring. 844 01:02:03,456 --> 01:02:05,892 We have to find him. 845 01:02:06,126 --> 01:02:07,994 Ugh. 846 01:03:10,523 --> 01:03:11,925 Eeeh?! 847 01:03:27,707 --> 01:03:29,843 Agrrrr, Grrrrrr! 848 01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:34,814 Run for cover! 849 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,500 Monster bat? 850 01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:40,854 My nightmare. 851 01:03:42,622 --> 01:03:44,991 That's the skeleton dragon from my nightmares! 852 01:04:18,425 --> 01:04:20,293 Lian-Chu, come back! 853 01:04:39,412 --> 01:04:40,714 Ugh! 854 01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:04,971 Lian-Chu, no! 855 01:05:35,835 --> 01:05:38,204 Help, Lian-Chu! 856 01:06:00,293 --> 01:06:02,328 I'm sorry, Gwizdo. 857 01:06:02,595 --> 01:06:04,300 We're all going to die! 858 01:06:04,297 --> 01:06:05,799 Zoé, look at me! 859 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:06,933 We've gotta believe! 860 01:06:07,167 --> 01:06:08,201 Isn't that what you said? 861 01:06:08,468 --> 01:06:10,704 So hang on, hang on, hang on! 862 01:06:10,970 --> 01:06:13,239 I believe, I believe, I believe! 863 01:06:25,552 --> 01:06:26,820 I believe, I believe, 864 01:06:27,530 --> 01:06:30,123 I believe, I believe, I believe! 865 01:06:39,966 --> 01:06:42,680 Lian-Chu! 866 01:07:23,443 --> 01:07:25,245 Lian-Chu! 867 01:07:33,853 --> 01:07:35,488 Leave them alone! 868 01:07:52,439 --> 01:07:55,675 I do not fear you, ugly thing. 869 01:07:55,942 --> 01:07:59,112 My heart is pure as a fresh-water spring! 870 01:08:34,681 --> 01:08:36,416 Haaa! 871 01:08:53,199 --> 01:08:54,968 Get up, Lian-Chu! 872 01:09:05,578 --> 01:09:08,214 Go for it, Lian-Chu, go! 873 01:09:08,481 --> 01:09:10,650 You can do it, Lian-Chu! 874 01:11:01,628 --> 01:11:03,963 Everything is real pretty now. 875 01:11:12,305 --> 01:11:14,607 Now, over there will be the barn. 876 01:11:14,841 --> 01:11:17,277 Uh-- oh, and there, the chicken coops. 877 01:11:17,510 --> 01:11:18,878 What do you mean? 878 01:11:19,145 --> 01:11:20,847 Our little farm, old buddy! 879 01:11:21,114 --> 01:11:22,515 With sheep for your wool! 880 01:11:25,850 --> 01:11:26,786 And there, the mill for bread, 881 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,254 a big mill. 882 01:11:28,488 --> 01:11:30,560 And over there, your sheep barn. 883 01:11:30,323 --> 01:11:33,727 And when I say sheep barn, I mean a real sheep barn. 884 01:11:44,871 --> 01:11:46,706 And here, our house... 885 01:11:52,312 --> 01:11:55,248 with your bedroom, my bedroom... 886 01:11:58,151 --> 01:12:00,253 and Zoé's bedroom! 887 01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:01,855 A big room, huh? 888 01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:04,240 With a view of the flying bunny rabbits 889 01:12:04,257 --> 01:12:05,358 for whenever she comes to see us 890 01:12:05,625 --> 01:12:06,826 during the holidays, right? 891 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:07,994 Yes! 892 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:16,169 Niarf, hehehe, zzooocooool! 893 01:12:16,403 --> 01:12:18,605 So we're gonna go pick up Uncle Arnie's cash? 894 01:12:18,872 --> 01:12:20,674 We certainly deserve it. 895 01:12:20,907 --> 01:12:22,275 We've slain the monster 896 01:12:22,542 --> 01:12:23,943 Fried his butt 897 01:12:24,210 --> 01:12:27,213 We're dragon hunters we can strut 898 01:12:27,447 --> 01:12:30,717 Big fat dragon now he's dead 899 01:12:30,984 --> 01:12:33,720 And we're gonna pick up a ton of bread 900 01:12:51,871 --> 01:12:53,239 Where are my noble knights? 901 01:12:57,644 --> 01:13:00,814 Uh, but-- but, my great and wealthy Lord, we're here. 902 01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:02,449 You? 903 01:13:02,716 --> 01:13:04,551 Yeah, Lian-Chu and Gwizdo, you know, dragon hunters! 904 01:13:08,888 --> 01:13:10,423 All right, look, isn't that your "X" 905 01:13:10,657 --> 01:13:11,925 at the bottom of this parchment? 906 01:13:12,158 --> 01:13:13,593 All right, enough of this. 907 01:13:13,827 --> 01:13:15,595 I don't see any hunters. 908 01:13:15,829 --> 01:13:18,131 What I see are two coarse and lowly rogues. 909 01:13:18,398 --> 01:13:20,133 With all due respect, my Lord, 910 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:22,302 I do believe I did warn you! 911 01:13:22,569 --> 01:13:24,404 But-- but, Uncle, it's really true. 912 01:13:24,637 --> 01:13:26,206 Lian-Chu killed the World-Gobbler. 913 01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:27,607 That's why you've been cured 914 01:13:27,874 --> 01:13:29,900 and nature has blossomed, 915 01:13:29,275 --> 01:13:30,577 and there are little bunnies everywhere-- 916 01:13:30,810 --> 01:13:32,345 And you, little runaway, 917 01:13:32,612 --> 01:13:34,147 your tall tales will get you nowhere. 918 01:13:34,414 --> 01:13:35,582 They're not tall tales! 919 01:13:35,815 --> 01:13:37,450 Lian-Chu is a hero! 920 01:13:37,684 --> 01:13:39,686 Out of my sight, insolent girl! 921 01:13:39,953 --> 01:13:43,623 Your eyes are even more inside out than before-- ugh! 922 01:13:43,857 --> 01:13:46,259 Off to the convent, little pest! 923 01:13:46,493 --> 01:13:49,290 So much the better... 924 01:13:50,463 --> 01:13:52,332 'cause I'd rather go to the Crookedtooth convent 925 01:13:52,599 --> 01:13:54,134 than live with a bitter, heartless, 926 01:13:54,367 --> 01:13:57,170 ugly, old fart who doesn't even love me. 927 01:13:57,437 --> 01:13:59,439 Zoé, get back here immediately! 928 01:13:59,673 --> 01:14:01,141 Zoé's right! 929 01:14:01,374 --> 01:14:03,209 You're really a loser, and, besides, 930 01:14:03,476 --> 01:14:04,878 you're mean to little girls! 931 01:14:05,145 --> 01:14:06,379 You don't know Zoé. 932 01:14:06,646 --> 01:14:08,480 She's kind, she's courageous 933 01:14:08,314 --> 01:14:09,716 and she's intelligent! 934 01:14:09,983 --> 01:14:12,352 And she deserves so much better than a-- a dishonest, 935 01:14:12,619 --> 01:14:14,120 self-centered, miserly old uncle! 936 01:14:14,354 --> 01:14:17,323 And with all the respect I have for the boogers in my nose, 937 01:14:17,557 --> 01:14:19,726 I'd like to know what Lord Arnold The wipe 938 01:14:19,993 --> 01:14:22,629 has to say about that? 939 01:14:30,804 --> 01:14:32,138 Ow! 940 01:14:32,372 --> 01:14:35,909 Ooh, I tell you, kings are not respectable people. 941 01:14:36,176 --> 01:14:38,812 It was when you called him Arnold The wipe 942 01:14:39,450 --> 01:14:40,480 that he really got mad. 943 01:14:40,714 --> 01:14:42,482 Hey, hey, just a sec there, Mr. Coward. 944 01:14:42,716 --> 01:14:43,883 You could have done something! 945 01:14:44,150 --> 01:14:45,151 Why? 946 01:14:45,385 --> 01:14:46,986 You did a great job on your own. 947 01:14:47,220 --> 01:14:48,521 A great job? 948 01:14:48,755 --> 01:14:49,889 Are you pulling my leg? 949 01:14:50,156 --> 01:14:51,491 If it wasn't for you, 950 01:14:51,725 --> 01:14:54,361 Zoé would have gotten spanked on her bare bottom. 951 01:14:54,594 --> 01:14:55,995 Hmm. 952 01:14:58,331 --> 01:15:01,634 You know, you're right! 953 01:15:04,504 --> 01:15:06,940 Do you think we'll see Zoé again someday? 954 01:15:07,207 --> 01:15:08,408 Forget about her, buddy. 955 01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:10,276 I mean, look at us, nothing's changed. 956 01:15:10,543 --> 01:15:12,746 We're still two coarse and lowly rogues, 957 01:15:13,130 --> 01:15:17,170 just good for getting our butts kicked by royalty. 958 01:15:17,250 --> 01:15:19,419 Hey, wait up for me, noble knights! 959 01:15:19,686 --> 01:15:20,720 Whaaa? Zee girl?! 960 01:15:20,954 --> 01:15:22,389 Zoé, what are you doing here? 961 01:15:22,655 --> 01:15:24,758 The old Crookedtooth isn't my style. 962 01:15:26,259 --> 01:15:29,129 I'm gonna go live on the little farm with you guys. 963 01:15:29,396 --> 01:15:31,164 What little farm? 964 01:15:31,398 --> 01:15:34,768 You know, the one you dream of. 965 01:15:35,350 --> 01:15:38,738 With the big mill and the barn and sheep... 966 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:40,407 for wool! 967 01:15:44,244 --> 01:15:45,545 Zoé... 968 01:15:45,779 --> 01:15:48,810 I love you! 969 01:15:48,314 --> 01:15:49,883 We've slain the dragon 970 01:15:50,116 --> 01:15:51,718 Fried his butt 971 01:15:51,951 --> 01:15:54,788 We're dragon hunters we can strut 972 01:15:55,550 --> 01:15:58,658 On World-Gobbler eyes we shall dine 973 01:15:58,925 --> 01:16:01,261 And Arnold stick your money where the sun don't shine