1 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:28,788 ♪ I wanna catch a magic buzz radio play ♪ 2 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:32,826 ♪ And leave a kiss on your face ♪ 3 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:37,163 ♪ Take my sacks and bag them up and never put them away ♪ 4 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,399 ♪ Cause I know you're my babe ♪ 5 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,803 ♪ Put shit on my chest when I act like a jerk ♪ 6 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:47,107 ♪ We could spend a little time in the desert ♪ 7 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:51,770 ♪ We make a mess, but we make it work ♪ 8 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:54,748 ♪ Let's spend a little time together ♪ 9 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:57,283 ♪ They tell me love is different in the modern age ♪ 10 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:58,785 Idiot. 11 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,322 ♪ But it's all the same ♪ 12 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,992 ♪ They tell me love is different in the modern age ♪ 13 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:09,129 ♪ Cause I'm already late ♪ 14 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,136 ♪ Cause I'm already late ♪ 15 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:24,440 ♪ Cause I'm already late ♪ 16 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,396 What's so important on your phone, monsieur? 17 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,331 Oh, it's nothing. I'm, I'm sorry. 18 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,571 Um... Bibliothèque? 19 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,430 Please read us what is on Monsieur Jeremy's phone. 20 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,913 Um, do I have to? 21 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:01,147 Mhmmm 22 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,355 Okay, it's just a... it's a text message. It's boring. 23 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:09,589 Go on... 24 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:10,890 He's ****-texting. 25 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,896 It says, "I Googled lovesickness last night 26 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:20,100 and it's actually a thing. Did you know that?" 27 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:24,904 "It's on WebMD. I miss you so much. This is harder than I thought it would be." 28 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,420 "Parentheses, that's what she said." 29 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,881 "But seriously, when I started thinking about when we swam naked at the lake..." 30 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:39,219 "...and now I'm in French class with le boner." 31 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,622 "Haha, I love you. Let's FaceTime at lunch." 32 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,624 And the rest is just emojis. 33 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:47,600 Lots of hearts and eggplants! 34 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:56,236 Why didn't you just delete it on your way to my office? 35 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,239 Sorry, I didn't think of that. I... 36 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,609 This is like the first time I've been in trouble, 37 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,644 except for obviously the talent show last year. 38 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,247 Oh right, the talent show. Yeah. 39 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:10,984 How could I forget about the talent show? I got a lot of calls about that one. 40 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:15,321 Yeah. Well, you know, it's really difficult to make an emotionally truthful film 41 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,757 about gangsters that isn't R-rated. 42 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:19,259 Um, I thought people would appreciate the realism. 43 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:21,261 Do you? 44 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:22,262 Yeah. 45 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:23,163 That's what you think. 46 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:34,474 Do you have any kind of idea the bullshit that I'm up against? 47 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:37,310 Do you think about that? Or do you just think about yourself? 48 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,978 Cause I got problems, okay? 49 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:42,982 I got PSAT scores from last year that are in the toilet! 50 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:45,685 I got the janitors threatening to go on strike again! 51 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,188 I have ninth graders walking around with weed 52 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,523 gummies like they're Flintstone vitamins! 53 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:53,993 I am skating on thin ice here, okay? My job's on the line. It's stressful. 54 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:56,863 I don't have time to deal with your bullshit! I'm busy! 55 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:04,704 Busy, busy! I have calls to make! Things to do! One person, okay? 56 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,840 Yeah. 57 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:09,309 Look, you're obviously passionate. That's good. You're probably a good kid. 58 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:13,513 But you're killing me man. You cannot **** in the middle of class. Do you understand? 59 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:17,500 Principal Fisher, have you ever been in a long-distance relationship? 60 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,718 That's private. I'm not answering that. 61 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:22,489 Okay, well, um... off the record, can I swear? 62 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:23,723 No, you can't swear. 63 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,260 Well, I mean you just said bullshit. 64 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,727 I'm the principal. I can say whatever the *** I want. 65 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:30,630 Okay. Um... 66 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:33,733 So Samantha, my girlfriend, just started at Chapel Hill. 67 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,302 And we decided that we were gonna stay together. 68 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,239 Which is fine because I'm gonna go meet her there in a year. 69 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:40,907 Oh. 70 00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:46,790 The point is that I'm stuck here. And it effing sucks. 71 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,810 I just can't stop thinking about her. I don't know what to do. 72 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,751 Well, college is a big change. 73 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:56,389 Yeah. But, you know, you're always the same person. 74 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:59,359 Well, no, actually you're never the same person because change is constant. 75 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,594 It's just part of growing up. 76 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,764 Yeah. I mean that's one take. 77 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,933 No, that's the right way of looking at it. 78 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:10,437 Alright, listen. I'm gonna give you detention next week, Monday to Friday. 79 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,438 Here's your phone. 80 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,206 It was a victimless offense. 81 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:15,375 Get out of my office. I don't want to hear it. Out! Get out! 82 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,793 Um, are you guys getting service? 83 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:34,694 - Yeah. - Mmhmm 84 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:36,396 Cool. 85 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:45,805 Hey, you know, I'm sorry I read that boner part out loud. 86 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,807 Oh no, I didn't have one. 87 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,809 What boner? 88 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,811 Uh, it was a text to my girlfriend. Um... 89 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:52,812 Of your boner? 90 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,615 No. No, man. There was no... 91 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:56,816 Wait, you got a new girlfriend already? 92 00:06:56,950 --> 00:07:00,620 No, no. Me and Sam are still together. 93 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,589 She's in college. Is that even legal? 94 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:03,423 Yes. 95 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:05,825 Legal to ***? 96 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,628 Why would it not be? I'm 18, she's 18. 97 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,563 We're both... everyone's 18. 98 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,834 Who the *** is that guy? 99 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,200 Wait, is he coming here? 100 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,337 I hope not. 101 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,119 Hole in one. - All right. 102 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:36,156 I'm Mr. Rivers. You can call me Jesse. 103 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,490 Where's Mr. Cameron? 104 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:38,858 Oh, I don't know who that is. 105 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,860 I just go where they tell me. 106 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,462 Wait, you subbed World History last year, right? 107 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:43,863 Yeah, probably. 108 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,865 Yeah, you showed us Gladiator even though 109 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,867 we were supposed to be studying World War I. 110 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:51,104 Oh yeah! Great flick. You're welcome. 111 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,874 This is just a side gig by the way. I'm actually writing a novel. 112 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,876 What happened to your arms? 113 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,879 Oh, I fell down an escalator going up at the mall. 114 00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:02,482 Whew! Do not recommend. 115 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:05,151 Why did they set them in that position? 116 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:08,655 I don't know. I was asleep. By the time I woke up, I was a little teapot. 117 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:09,656 Oh. 118 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,960 All right buddy, focus up. Hands 10 and 4. 119 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,297 Wait, isn't it 10 and 2? 120 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:22,202 10-2, 10-3, 10-10. It's just numbers. Do what feels good, you know. 121 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:25,171 Follow your heart. And the rules of the road. 122 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,906 Let's go. Okay. 123 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,909 Okay, now keep... okay, no, no, no. 124 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:32,245 Slow down. It's okay. Slow down. 125 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:35,515 Great. You're doing really well. 126 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:36,516 Now just press the start. 127 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:39,753 You don't have to hit the brake. 128 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,888 Use both feet. You're just using one foot. 129 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,923 Okay, no no no 130 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:45,992 All right, go left here. 131 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:48,762 Or go that direction. 132 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:56,936 You're crushing it man. You're a natural driver. Very good. 133 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,239 So, what are a bunch of seniors doing in driver's ed? 134 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:04,440 Um, well, I divorced my entire friend group this summer, 135 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,179 so I don't really have anyone to give me a ride. 136 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:08,281 Ah, their loss. 137 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,450 Well, if I'm gonna create a prototype of the solar car 138 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,618 I've been developing, 139 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:12,952 I'm gonna need to know how to drive it. 140 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:14,954 Solar car, go you! 141 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,791 I failed this class three semesters in a row. 142 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,728 This is your year amigo, I can feel it. Give me a bump. 143 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,563 Ow! Oh! 144 00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:26,132 What about you, Slim? 145 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,602 Oh, um... my girlfriend, you know, 146 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,571 she used to drive me everywhere. 147 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:32,972 She already has her license. 148 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,975 Used to. She cut you loose, huh? 149 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:39,790 Oh, no, no, no. She's at college. We're making it work. 150 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:43,583 Ah, yeah. Living on borrowed time, my man. I'm sorry. 151 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,152 It's gonna hurt, but you will grow from it, okay? 152 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:51,910 Oh my god, look at this ******* going 15 in a 30. 153 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:53,393 At that point just get out and walk! Honk the horn! 154 00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:55,995 I thought we were only supposed to honk the 155 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,631 horn if it was like to warn of imminent danger? 156 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:02,602 Yeah, I'm in imminent danger of dying of old age in this car. Honk the horn! 157 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:08,575 There you go buddy, see? There's a lot of gray areas in driving. 158 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:12,312 Life too, you know. You can't drive scared. 159 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:16,983 Cowards die a thousand times. Brave men die one time. 160 00:10:17,830 --> 00:10:19,190 That's a quote. 161 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:22,622 Actually it's "Cowards die many times before their 162 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:25,525 deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once." 163 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,270 It's Shakespeare. 164 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,796 Yeah, his shit is so tight. 165 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,699 You're not supposed to text and drive. 166 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:33,800 He's at a stop sign, it's fine. 167 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,303 Um, Evie, can you read this for me? Please? 168 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:39,839 Please? Thank you. 169 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:46,212 Um, it says "Can't FaceTime at lunch. Let's talk later." 170 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,313 Ooh. 171 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:48,648 That's it? 172 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:50,383 Yeah. 173 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,853 There's no like... no emojis or anything? 174 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:54,821 Nothing else? - No. 175 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:56,790 Whoa! - ***! 176 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,590 You just hit that car! 177 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,727 It's okay, you just grazed it. 178 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,362 That's called a Carolina kiss. Keep driving. 179 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:03,863 That's sick. 180 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,668 Don't look back. Never look back. Unless you're in reverse. 181 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,671 And even then use the mirror. 182 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,681 ♪ Been burning it hot ♪ 183 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,850 ♪ Been looking all over for you ♪ 184 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,187 What? 185 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:28,688 Did you eat? 186 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,691 Um, yeah, yeah. I had some cereal. 187 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:33,693 Can I come in? 188 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:36,429 Yeah. 189 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:38,598 School called today. 190 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,402 What did they call about? 191 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:48,742 Honey, I know you miss her. But you can't let it ruin your life. 192 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,711 She's the best thing in my life. I mean shouldn't we be celebrating that? 193 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:55,115 Oh no. I don't think we should be celebrating a week of detention. You know? 194 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,550 Sorry. 195 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:58,618 No, it's fine. I get it. 196 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,870 What are you working on? 197 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,189 It's a script. 198 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,625 It's about a female undercover narcotics agent at a high 199 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,610 school who uh, you know, may or may not be a cannibal 200 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:11,131 and she finds out that the principal is in 201 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,670 bed with the cartels selling to the students. 202 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:18,772 I'm gonna, you know, I'm writing it for Sam. She's gonna be in it. 203 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:22,709 And uh, we'll shoot it over winter break. Unless she goes skiing with her parents. 204 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,747 Um, maybe there could be less cursing in this one? 205 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:33,119 There's food downstairs if you want it. I love you. 206 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,754 Okay, love you. 207 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,175 Sam? Hey. 208 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,176 How are you doing? 209 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:56,776 I might be drunk. 210 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:03,350 Thursdays are like Fridays here. And Wednesdays are like Thursdays. 211 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,151 Why are you whispering? 212 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,622 I'm stuck in a hallway. Dakota has another guy in her room. 213 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:13,193 She's an incredibly ****** person. That's a direct quote. Zero shame. 214 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,290 She just has like a really powerful sense of 215 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,198 intuition. It's like a psychic gift I guess. 216 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,366 I don't know. She grew up in Santa Fe. 217 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,800 I miss you. 218 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,471 I know 219 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,207 What? 220 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,476 I just... I wish you wouldn't say it. 221 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,480 It makes me feel bad and I can't fix it. 222 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,884 You don't have to fix it. 223 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:41,821 Look... it's hopeless. You know? 224 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,224 I mean you know that, right? 225 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:47,227 What? No, what? What do you mean it's hopeless? 226 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,562 That guy was just naked. 227 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,233 Jesus Christ. It's like the Wild West over there. 228 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:57,737 His balls were incredibly long. I think he has like a medical condition. 229 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,573 Um, wait, why did you say it was hopeless though? 230 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:04,177 Come on. You know it is. I mean... 231 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:09,849 You want everything to be the way that it used to be. But it can't. 232 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:14,154 You just can't see that because you're there and I'm here. 233 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,590 Look Sam, I think we just need to see each other. You know what I mean? 234 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,826 Like Homecoming is only 17 days away and... 235 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,228 I can't come home for Homecoming. 236 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,596 What? 237 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,865 I just left. I mean it would be weird. 238 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,434 Nobody goes home for Homecoming. 239 00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:31,838 Everybody goes home for Homecoming. It's called Homecoming. 240 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:33,273 That's the whole point. 241 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:40,180 Look, it's not our fault. And it's gonna break our heart but we'll be okay. 242 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,452 Are... are you breaking up with me? 243 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,892 Naked guy's back. I gotta go, okay? 244 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,194 Dude, what's wrong with your balls? 245 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,988 Good morning. 246 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,891 Beautiful day for a drive. 247 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,161 Ah, ***! 248 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,763 Left my coffee by my skateboard. 249 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,603 Oh no, I'll go get it. 250 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,870 Yeah! - Perfect! 251 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,434 *** it. 252 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,704 Whoa whoa whoa! Stop! 253 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:11,671 What the *** are you doing? 254 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,873 Guys! No! 255 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,942 You can't drive without me! 256 00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:18,278 Jeremy! What the ***? - Stop! 257 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,446 Stop the car! 258 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,160 What's going on, dude? 259 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,319 Love that turn signal! Now you're getting it! 260 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,221 Okay, just uh, turn around, take the next right. 261 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,789 Dude, whatever this is, it's awesome. 262 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,157 That was the turn! 263 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,992 Okay, just everybody stop yelling! 264 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:34,461 You're the only one yelling. 265 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,463 Oh my god, what is this? What is this round thing? 266 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,164 This is a roundabout. 267 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,468 Drivers always yield to motorists already in the roundabout. 268 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,136 Also it's right in front of the high school. 269 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,400 What do I do? 270 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:45,805 Use your blinker. 271 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,700 You're gonna have to find where you want to get out of it. 272 00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:47,540 Alright? 273 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,842 Okay, where? 274 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,477 Now! Let him go! Get out! Get out! 275 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,213 All right, dude. Nice. 276 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,490 Oh my god. What the *** is happening, Jeremy? 277 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,985 I'm gonna drive to Chapel Hill to save me and Samantha's relationship, okay? 278 00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:01,540 What? 279 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:05,325 Yes. I, you know, she almost tried to break up with me last night, I think. 280 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,528 I'm not really sure. Maybe she didn't mean to. You know, she was really drunk. 281 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,231 Oh my god, when you're drunk, you're more honest, okay? 282 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,499 I don't think so. I don't know. 283 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:13,500 Watch out! 284 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,440 Oh my god! You just ran a stop sign! 285 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,841 No, he didn't. 286 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,743 He ran a red light. 287 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:26,212 Look, if you don't pull over right now and let me out, 288 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,514 I'm calling the police. 289 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,882 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 290 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:29,582 You don't need to call the police. 291 00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:30,784 It's okay. 292 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,252 I promise I will pull over 293 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,420 as soon as we're far enough away 294 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,721 from school, huh? 295 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:37,570 This is a terrible idea. It's super... 296 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,626 not in a good way... melodramatic. 297 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,428 It's psycho. 298 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,930 It's giving... like super desperate, you know? 299 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,533 And desperation... it's not attractive. 300 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,936 Okay, I'm not desperate. I'm... inspired. 301 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,538 Okay, send flowers! I don't know! 302 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,540 No, flowers are generic and corny. 303 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,542 If guys only knew how good it felt to get flowers. 304 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,910 Nobody sends us flowers. 305 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,778 Exactly. He's right. Thank you. 306 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,548 Whatever. It really doesn't even matter because love is bullshit. 307 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:02,615 Love is bullshit? 308 00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:03,917 Basically. 309 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,552 Who says that? 310 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,287 Do not do this. All right? 311 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:10,924 I ****** have to! Okay? I ****** have to. 312 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,258 I'm sorry. - Pop off, king! 313 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,930 Yes. 314 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,766 So you're sure that he was the one driving? 315 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,136 Not really. My arm pills make me fuzzy. 316 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,339 What about that kid, um, Yoshi Shibuya? 317 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,750 I mean, he is the school drug dealer after all. I just can't prove it. 318 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,310 Yoshi's a drug dealer? 319 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,811 Yes. 320 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,146 Like what kind of drugs are we talking? 321 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,148 The illegal kind. 322 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,583 So what happened to you? 323 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,118 Oh, freak pickleball accident. 324 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,520 What? 325 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,422 I was at the net. I jumped up for a volley. 326 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,324 Both my feet got stuck in the net. 327 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,525 I see the ground coming towards my face... 328 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,930 Boom! 329 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,795 Next thing I know, I'm in the hospital. 330 00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,430 What's the situation? 331 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,998 My driver's ed car got hijacked, sir. 332 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,299 How many hostages? 333 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,334 Three. 334 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,869 No, this isn't a hijacking. 335 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,537 This is kids ****** around. 336 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,439 What happened was the car was left unattended 337 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,974 by our substitute driving instructor. 338 00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:02,609 I'm primarily a writer. 339 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,610 How long they been in the wind? 340 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:07,180 Um, maybe like 10 or 20 minutes. 341 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,549 We need to establish a perimeter with checkpoints on all major roads. 342 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,218 No one gets in and out of this town without us knowing about it. 343 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,486 Have you contacted law enforcement? 344 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,955 No. No way. And I'm not going to. I mean, not yet. 345 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,557 Why? 346 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,225 Because if this gets out, all of us are gonna 347 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,894 have shit on our faces. Do you understand? 348 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,364 Officer, can I ask you one question? Before you were fired... 349 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,499 is there anyone in the state police that you have 350 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,201 a trustworthy relationship with? 351 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,700 Yeah, my ex-partner. She's true blue. 352 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,206 Good. Okay, so give her a call... 353 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,209 and explain to her that it's a yellow Kia covered in driver's ed signs. 354 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,512 Hey, hey. Be nice to them, okay? They're good kids. 355 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,881 What? They are not good kids. 356 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:45,652 They're brats. Just scare the hell out of them. I don't care. 357 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,587 Do whatever you gotta do, just get them back here. 358 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,223 Because I am not letting three dipshits and the valedictorian... 359 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,920 *** me out of tenure. 360 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,940 I'm not doing it. No way. 361 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,197 Not happening, bros. 362 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,435 What the *** happened to you? 363 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,771 My car got stolen. I literally just told you. 364 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:19,386 I'm calling an Uber. 365 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,453 Jeremy. 366 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,690 Just please don't tell anyone where I'm going, all right? 367 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,920 Okay, what do I tell them then? 368 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,528 I don't know. Tell them I'm having a manic episode or something. 369 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,230 Yeah, that's actually probably true. 370 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,398 Jeremy. 371 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,400 What? 372 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,869 How are you so sure about this? 373 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:39,720 Like about you and her and this epic love story of yours? 374 00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:41,307 Tell me one thing. Anything. 375 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,711 Okay, you remember my short film that won the talent show last year? 376 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:45,712 The mafia thing? 377 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,213 Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Come Heavy". 378 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,583 Sorry, there's just no world where that doesn't sound like a ****. 379 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,253 No, dude, it means like come with a loaded gun. 380 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,754 That still sounds like a ****. 381 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,724 Anyway, I wrote it for her. 382 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,726 You know, I write everything for her. 383 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:03,930 And uh, "Come Heavy" was like my "Goodfellas". 384 00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:09,769 But because of her, I was like, why are these movies always about dudes? 385 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:13,940 And so instead of being just like this stereotypical girlfriend character... 386 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,743 she's the lead of the movie. And now it's something special. 387 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:18,845 Right? 388 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:19,679 No doubt. 389 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:21,281 I voted for you. 390 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,283 Really? 391 00:21:26,186 --> 00:21:28,521 The point is, she inspires me, all right? 392 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,523 And basically everything I do is either 393 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,459 inspired or made better by her being in my life. 394 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,696 Like, she ****** got me this jacket. 395 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:40,967 Because I love Wes Anderson and Wes always wears a jacket on set. 396 00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:44,637 And so the night before we shot "Come Heavy", she was like... 397 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:47,273 "Here, here you go." She just gave it to me. 398 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,309 Because she knew me. You know? 399 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:54,180 So it's like, I wouldn't be myself without her. 400 00:21:55,215 --> 00:21:57,984 Or at least I wouldn't be the same version of myself. So... 401 00:21:58,510 --> 00:21:59,953 if I lose her... 402 00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:01,488 I don't know. What am I? 403 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,158 *** it. 404 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,494 Let's do this. 405 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,661 Do what? 406 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:09,729 I'm coming with. 407 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:11,231 Dude. 408 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:12,399 Dude. 409 00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:15,502 This is more of like a... this is a solo mission. 410 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:16,503 I'm coming too. 411 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:17,704 Yes. 412 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,406 What? No. 413 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,975 I thought you said that this is a terrible idea 414 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:23,576 and that love is bullshit. 415 00:22:24,144 --> 00:22:27,247 Well, it is, but um... you are gonna do it anyways, right? 416 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,517 What about your parents? 417 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,185 Well, my parents are on a second honeymoon 418 00:22:32,252 --> 00:22:33,420 so they don't get divorced... 419 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,422 so I don't think that'll be a problem. 420 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,323 Yeah, my dad is emotionally checked out. 421 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:43,530 Oh, no, no. No. Absolutely not. 422 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,831 No. 423 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,434 Okay, you gotta come, right? 424 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,835 Why? - Because we all are. 425 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,370 No. No. No way. 426 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,839 Can you try to live in the moment for once? 427 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:56,760 Look, no, I... I have an orchestra concert on Sunday. 428 00:22:56,176 --> 00:22:57,944 Who gives a shit? 429 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,213 I do! I'm first chair viola! 430 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,282 Seriously. You should come. 431 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:03,383 Yeah. 432 00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:05,118 Guys... 433 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,187 You really don't have to come. 434 00:23:07,287 --> 00:23:08,855 I really appreciate it, but it's... I'm good. 435 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:09,856 Dude, stop. Okay? 436 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:11,257 You're welcome. 437 00:23:11,358 --> 00:23:14,394 It's gonna be 164 miles from here to Chapel Hill. 438 00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:16,396 Okay, that's like two and a half hours. 439 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:19,599 It's probably more like three because we're gonna have to take the back roads. 440 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,968 That's nothing. It's like a day trip. 441 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,403 It's Grand Theft Auto. 442 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,380 You're thinking about the wrong shit. 443 00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:26,873 What's the worst that can happen? 444 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:30,110 Uh, we get arrested? Expelled? 445 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,379 Teddy San Chen becomes valedictorian... 446 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,814 and I lose my climatology fellowship at MIT? 447 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,500 Aparna, what's the point of making the world a 448 00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:38,485 better place if you're not gonna have any fun in it? 449 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:40,653 Huh? 450 00:23:43,323 --> 00:23:44,324 Huh? 451 00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:45,825 Right? 452 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,428 Come on. 453 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:51,431 Put it there. 454 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,568 Thank you guys. 455 00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:57,637 I'm counting this as my senior skip day. 456 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:02,976 Um, actually, we're gonna have to probably do something about all of... this. 457 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:39,946 Hey, dude. 458 00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:41,481 You don't have any drugs on you, do you? 459 00:24:43,490 --> 00:24:43,483 What do you want? 460 00:24:46,286 --> 00:24:49,389 No, dude, seriously. We can't have drugs in the car, man. 461 00:24:50,390 --> 00:24:51,324 Word. 462 00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:54,160 Do you have drugs on you? 463 00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:56,129 Dude, you think I'd be dumb enough to bring drugs to driver's ed? 464 00:24:57,397 --> 00:24:59,650 Hey Jer, how fast are you going? 465 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:02,200 55 on the dot. 466 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,972 Nah, 55 is sus, okay? You need to be going at least 5 miles over. 467 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:07,540 Yeah, yeah, too perfect looks sus, dude. 468 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,242 That's why you're sus. 469 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:13,913 Yeah, it's kind of like uh, going into too much detail when you're lying. 470 00:25:14,314 --> 00:25:16,983 Yeah, when I'm lying I say yes, no, or I got diarrhea. 471 00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:18,752 You know, "I have my period" works on gym teachers. 472 00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:20,387 Yeah. 473 00:25:20,487 --> 00:25:21,755 Yeah, but diarrhea works for everybody. 474 00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:24,157 Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop! 475 00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:29,529 It's all good. 476 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,223 Oh my god. She's gone. 477 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,294 Am I the only one who almost shit their pants? 478 00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:03,463 Uh-huh. 479 00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:04,531 Okay. 480 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:05,899 Yeah, well keep me posted. 481 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,635 Hey, appreciate you. Stay frosty. 482 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:13,390 False alarm on a Kia Soul. 483 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:14,400 Young male driver, no passengers. 484 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:15,608 So she didn't pull him over? 485 00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:17,210 Negative. No driver's ed signage. 486 00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:18,545 God dammit! 487 00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:24,500 There is something we could do. 488 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:26,520 Not sure it's completely legal, but... 489 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:28,540 Let's do it! What is it? 490 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:30,223 No, you know what? Never mind, never mind. Forget I said it. 491 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:31,791 What? Why'd you bring it up? - What is it? What is it? 492 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,293 Why'd you bring it up? - Tell us! 493 00:26:33,493 --> 00:26:34,627 Do you have their phone numbers? 494 00:26:34,728 --> 00:26:36,162 Well, of course we do. It's a safety 495 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,897 measure. You're the one in charge of safety. 496 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:41,568 I have a spyware program I got off the dark web. 497 00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:45,505 We can use their phones to pinpoint their location. 498 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,281 Has Samantha ever mentioned a Noah? 499 00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:59,619 He's like... lowkey all over her Instagram. 500 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:04,524 Um, I don't think so. Why? 501 00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:07,994 He's liked every post since September 9th. 502 00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:09,129 Yeah. 503 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:15,301 Is she in any of his pics or anything? 504 00:27:15,368 --> 00:27:17,604 No. No. She's not. 505 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:19,339 Right. 506 00:27:19,439 --> 00:27:24,110 Yeah, because look, you know, we really trust each other. 507 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:28,348 Like we always have each other on Find My Friends, you know? 508 00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:30,316 Except last night I like, I couldn't see where she was, 509 00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:33,530 but I think it's just because, you know, her phone was dead... 510 00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,621 or whatever. There's a million things that could... 511 00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:37,123 That sounds like a red flag. 512 00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:40,600 Also, I mean, she could be using decoy drops. 513 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:41,828 Decoy drops? What? 514 00:27:41,895 --> 00:27:43,463 Yeah. 515 00:27:43,563 --> 00:27:46,132 Before my friend broke up with Amanda Pastanko... 516 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:48,134 and everyone else, we would do this thing... 517 00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:50,370 we would drop our phones off in Joyce Burke's mailbox... 518 00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:52,138 and then we would tell our parents we were sleeping there... 519 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:54,507 and then just go wherever the party was. 520 00:27:55,308 --> 00:27:56,309 Gangster. 521 00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:02,148 Okay, so we're here. That's them. 522 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:03,850 Huh. What about that other dot? 523 00:28:03,917 --> 00:28:07,721 Uh, nothing. It's a woman from Tinder. 524 00:28:08,822 --> 00:28:11,491 Hey, while we're here, could you track my ex-fiancee on that thing? 525 00:28:11,591 --> 00:28:12,580 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 526 00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:13,159 Yeah? 527 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:15,280 Okay, Walsh, I need you to focus. 528 00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:17,497 I need you to get out on that road and go find them. Like, now. 529 00:28:17,597 --> 00:28:18,698 Well, I took the bus here. 530 00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:20,330 What? 531 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,168 Car wouldn't start. It's a piece of shit. 532 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:24,671 All right, well then take his car. This is all his fault anyway. 533 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:25,905 I rode my skateboard here. 534 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,340 What are you, 15? 535 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,510 I can't move my arms. Plus my car's in the shop. 536 00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:34,214 Oh my god. All right, fine. You can take my car. 537 00:28:34,514 --> 00:28:37,183 It's a red Porsche. It's in the teacher's parking lot. 538 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:38,184 A Porsche? 539 00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:39,285 Porsch-e. 540 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,187 Sick. I'm on it. 541 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:44,524 Okay, buddy. Lucky you. 542 00:28:44,624 --> 00:28:46,893 Woo! You have a Porsch-e? 543 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,294 Uh-huh. 544 00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:49,696 How much do you make? 545 00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:51,231 That's none of your business. 546 00:28:53,533 --> 00:28:55,735 It's a lease, okay? I get a bump when my tenure comes through. 547 00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:58,538 Are you guys hiring? 548 00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:01,207 No. 549 00:29:14,487 --> 00:29:17,957 Wait. Wait, if you and Sam follow each other's locations... 550 00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:19,559 did you make sure to turn yours off? 551 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:22,729 You didn't, did you? 552 00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:23,496 Oh my god, where is your phone? 553 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:25,765 It's right here. It's right here. 554 00:29:28,568 --> 00:29:31,504 Oh my god. Our phones. They can... they can track us by our phones. 555 00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:33,606 You think they thought of that? 556 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:35,241 Of course they thought of it! They're the police! 557 00:29:35,342 --> 00:29:37,577 The question is, how did we not think of it? 558 00:29:37,677 --> 00:29:41,748 Uh, I thought about it a while ago, but I forgot to say anything. 559 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:42,949 What? 560 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,452 Well, okay, game over. 561 00:29:45,518 --> 00:29:47,454 I mean, they probably know exactly where we are right now. 562 00:29:49,322 --> 00:29:49,789 Goddammit! 563 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,793 ***! 564 00:29:57,931 --> 00:30:00,600 Wow, I didn't realize you actually cared about not getting in trouble. 565 00:30:01,368 --> 00:30:04,938 Oh, no, I don't. No, it just feels good to yell. 566 00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:07,700 Wait. Wait, I know. 567 00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:10,143 Guys, we should decoy drop our phones. 568 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,211 Right? 569 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:13,113 Yeah. 570 00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:15,482 Oh yeah. You know, we could hide them in the tank of a toilet. 571 00:30:15,548 --> 00:30:17,884 Like uh, Michael Corleone in The Godfather 572 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,620 I haven't seen that. 573 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,220 Yeah, me neither. 574 00:30:22,122 --> 00:30:22,722 What? 575 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,830 This doesn't make any sense. 576 00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:33,833 Okay, so, their phones stopped over there, right? 577 00:30:34,670 --> 00:30:36,690 But that's the middle of nowhere. 578 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:38,805 They're all at the Linville River. Hmm. 579 00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:40,573 Are you guys ready to do this? 580 00:30:43,576 --> 00:30:44,310 Thanks. 581 00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:50,750 Need your phone. 582 00:30:57,524 --> 00:31:00,193 Wait, whatever, whatever. Just please be super careful. 583 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:01,327 I am. - Seriously. 584 00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:02,529 Okay, I'm just gonna... - Go slow. 585 00:31:02,595 --> 00:31:04,264 I'm just gonna aim it right here. It will land 586 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:05,765 and then on our way back we'll come get it. 587 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:06,933 Okay, just... - Ready? 588 00:31:08,101 --> 00:31:09,202 ***! 589 00:31:09,269 --> 00:31:10,537 Shit. - No! 590 00:31:10,603 --> 00:31:13,273 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Shit. 591 00:31:18,111 --> 00:31:22,150 Shit. What does that mean? 592 00:31:22,115 --> 00:31:24,617 Maybe they tossed their phones in the drink? 593 00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:28,688 So you're telling me that four teenagers voluntarily destroyed their phones? 594 00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:30,924 You cannot be serious right now. 595 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,360 This was such a stupid idea. We could have like put it in a bush! 596 00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:36,396 She was talking about decoy drops! 597 00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:39,299 And then he was saying the toilet tank stuff, you know? 598 00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:42,235 So I was thinking about water and shit. 599 00:31:42,469 --> 00:31:44,471 Oh my gosh. God, I can't believe this is happening. 600 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,239 Alright, I'm sorry. Let's just keep going, okay? 601 00:31:46,306 --> 00:31:47,874 No, you don't understand. 602 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:50,243 I have never not had my phone. 603 00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:53,313 Never! Ever! 604 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,882 I feel naked! 605 00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:57,751 It's fine. 606 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,123 That's on you. 607 00:32:03,223 --> 00:32:05,825 Anyway, you could put your clothes back on so we can get back on the road? 608 00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:10,630 Okay. Let's just. Let's just go. - Even looking at you. I don't know. 609 00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:13,967 That's it. I'm driving. 610 00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:15,669 Naked? 611 00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:20,173 ♪ Mother***er got ***ed up cause he got in the way ♪ 612 00:32:27,747 --> 00:32:31,840 All right, I get it, okay? I'm the bad guy on this one. I'm sorry. 613 00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:39,292 What, everybody's perfect? Is that it? Nobody's ***ed up accidentally? 614 00:32:39,526 --> 00:32:41,995 I should have never come on this ridiculous excursion. 615 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:45,310 Well, you didn't have to, okay? No one did. 616 00:32:45,265 --> 00:32:46,299 It's a suicide mission. 617 00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:48,868 Yeah, probably. 618 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,871 Can you guys give the kid a break, okay? Takes a lot of sack to be this vulnerable. 619 00:32:52,772 --> 00:32:54,507 Thank you. 620 00:32:54,607 --> 00:32:58,211 Okay, so, what, Jeremy? You imagine you and Samantha 621 00:32:58,311 --> 00:33:02,215 being like one of those creepy evangelical couples that get married when they're 22? 622 00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:04,217 No, Evie, not the way you're describing it. 623 00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:06,553 What's your body count, dude? 624 00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:09,189 Ew, what? - Gross. 625 00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:12,192 Mine's zero. Does that make everyone feel more comfortable? 626 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:13,993 Not really. 627 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,630 Look, I do worry about you going into a marriage where both parties 628 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:20,400 have such a limited range of ****** experiences. 629 00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:23,690 Come on, have some ****** faith, all right? My parents 630 00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:25,672 got married right after college. They're still together. 631 00:33:25,739 --> 00:33:26,906 Are they even happy? 632 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,975 I don't think mine are either. 633 00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:31,745 Yeah, well, my dad cheated on my mom with their couples therapist. 634 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:33,880 Is that allowed? 635 00:33:34,147 --> 00:33:38,551 I'm sorry. That really sucks. 636 00:33:38,651 --> 00:33:42,880 Love doesn't last. It's just like any other feeling. 637 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:45,910 Nihil aeternum est. 638 00:33:45,892 --> 00:33:48,428 I don't know what that means. 639 00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:49,696 It's Latin. 640 00:33:49,763 --> 00:33:51,431 It means nothing lasts forever. 641 00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:54,834 Aparna! 642 00:33:58,338 --> 00:33:59,706 Dude! 643 00:33:59,773 --> 00:34:01,908 Oh my god. Oh my god. I don't know what just happened. 644 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:03,743 Uh, you just crashed the car. 645 00:34:03,843 --> 00:34:05,879 Well, no, I don't know. I mean, it's technically 646 00:34:05,945 --> 00:34:08,480 not a crash if you didn't hit anything, right? 647 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:11,618 I never space out like that. I have high-performing hyper-focus ADD. 648 00:34:11,718 --> 00:34:12,585 What do they got you on? 649 00:34:12,686 --> 00:34:15,288 Strattera? 650 00:34:15,388 --> 00:34:16,890 Oh, you should think about adding Ritalin to the mix. Yeah, I can hook you up. 651 00:34:16,956 --> 00:34:17,891 I got Wellbutrin. 652 00:34:17,957 --> 00:34:19,250 Yeah, I'm on Wellbutrin. 653 00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:20,894 For anxiety or depression? 654 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,262 I don't know. I think maybe both? 655 00:34:22,362 --> 00:34:24,864 Wait, so Evie, are you depressed? 656 00:34:24,964 --> 00:34:26,733 Literally everyone is depressed. 657 00:34:31,971 --> 00:34:33,773 Maybe I'm the worst driver. 658 00:34:33,873 --> 00:34:36,976 Uh, *** yes, you are. Time for a switch. 659 00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:17,183 Go for Walsh. 660 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,953 Okay, we lost them. But I'm gonna ping you on their last coordinates. 661 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,922 It looks like a river or a bridge, I don't know. 662 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:24,758 You think they jumped? 663 00:35:24,858 --> 00:35:28,294 No. I don't know. Just get there. Get your ass there now. 664 00:35:28,361 --> 00:35:29,596 Copy that. 665 00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:45,378 Holy shit. You guys see that? 666 00:35:45,512 --> 00:35:46,813 What? 667 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,982 63 miles to Chapel Hill. That's like less than an hour. 668 00:35:49,490 --> 00:35:50,216 Oh shit. 669 00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:52,520 A lot less, the way you're driving. 670 00:35:55,955 --> 00:35:59,559 Uh, I could use a bathroom break if anyone else needs to stop. 671 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:10,637 Shouldn't we tell Jeremy about the photo? 672 00:36:10,737 --> 00:36:12,839 No, I don't think it would help. 673 00:36:12,906 --> 00:36:14,741 But yeah, maybe it was just a drunken kiss. 674 00:36:15,842 --> 00:36:18,411 No. No, Aparna, it's still cheating. 675 00:36:19,512 --> 00:36:23,550 I mean, he would just say that he forgives her and it wouldn't be true, 676 00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:26,252 but he would believe it for a while. 677 00:36:27,654 --> 00:36:30,230 What about your mom? Don't you want her to forgive your dad? 678 00:36:32,592 --> 00:36:35,950 Um, I mean, I guess if it would make her feel better. 679 00:36:39,866 --> 00:36:43,103 You know, I like the way you do your eyes. It's subtle. 680 00:36:44,537 --> 00:36:45,438 Thanks. 681 00:36:45,572 --> 00:36:46,172 Yeah. 682 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:48,410 Will you do mine? 683 00:36:49,943 --> 00:36:50,744 Okay. - Okay. 684 00:36:50,844 --> 00:36:51,177 Here. 685 00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:53,113 Look down. 686 00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:01,955 A lot going on with this kid, huh? He contains multitudes. 687 00:37:02,222 --> 00:37:08,728 Kind of reminds me of myself actually. He's idealistic, complex, sensitive. 688 00:37:09,796 --> 00:37:16,136 A real romantic. He's probably going to see his girlfriend. And I get that. 689 00:37:18,805 --> 00:37:22,208 That's it! You figured it out! He's going to her! 690 00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:28,982 Hey Patty! Could you call down to our idiot guidance counselor 691 00:37:29,820 --> 00:37:31,618 and find out where Samantha Pierce is going to college? 692 00:37:31,718 --> 00:37:33,920 No, no, no, scratch that. I'm probably way off. 693 00:37:33,987 --> 00:37:36,756 I mean, they've never even driven on the interstate. 694 00:37:36,823 --> 00:37:39,225 They're probably just at Bojangles eating some Bo-Berry biscuits. 695 00:37:41,161 --> 00:37:42,950 Should we order food? 696 00:37:51,571 --> 00:37:52,939 Walsh. 697 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:53,840 They're headed to Chapel Hill. 698 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:55,475 For love. 699 00:37:55,575 --> 00:37:58,144 Yeah, and you know what? This has gone on far enough. 700 00:37:58,244 --> 00:38:00,980 So I am calling the local police and they will be waiting for them. 701 00:38:01,181 --> 00:38:02,949 Negative. You gotta give me this one. 702 00:38:03,183 --> 00:38:05,852 News flash, we're all gonna be in trouble here. Do you understand? 703 00:38:05,952 --> 00:38:08,121 You call the cops, you lose control of the narrative. 704 00:38:08,188 --> 00:38:09,989 So what's in it for you? 705 00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:12,859 It's a long shot, but might get me back on the force. 706 00:38:13,193 --> 00:38:17,864 Oh. He is not getting back on the force. Give me a break. 707 00:38:18,598 --> 00:38:21,201 I can't believe I'm asking you, but what do you think? Tell me the truth. 708 00:38:23,269 --> 00:38:25,271 I think we're asking the wrong question. 709 00:38:26,272 --> 00:38:30,610 I think the right question is, what are we doing to these kids? 710 00:38:30,710 --> 00:38:35,148 I mean, so much of school is no. Don't do that. Learn math. Think about your future. 711 00:38:35,215 --> 00:38:37,150 But don't dream too big. Don't become a writer. 712 00:38:37,217 --> 00:38:38,718 You're bad at it. You'll be poor. It's not gonna work out. 713 00:38:41,287 --> 00:38:44,324 Are we the adults in the room? Yeah. 714 00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:46,793 But should we forget what it was like to be young and reckless? 715 00:38:48,294 --> 00:38:52,465 I don't think we should. I think this is our chance to say yes. 716 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,404 I say we call off the heat. Let the kid shoot his shot. 717 00:38:59,305 --> 00:39:04,544 All right, fine. Okay, call your girl. Make sure she knows 718 00:39:04,644 --> 00:39:07,814 this operation is off the books and bring 'em home. 719 00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:09,816 Roger that. You will not regret this. 720 00:39:18,425 --> 00:39:21,761 Yeah, I don't know how we got on this road. 721 00:39:21,861 --> 00:39:24,230 I don't even think this road's on this map. 722 00:39:24,330 --> 00:39:25,832 Actually, I think we're here. 723 00:39:25,932 --> 00:39:27,233 No, that's a river. 724 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:28,334 Well, it looks like a road. 725 00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:30,570 Then why is it blue? 726 00:39:30,670 --> 00:39:33,606 Guys, we don't have time to get lost right now, okay? We gotta figure it out. 727 00:39:34,274 --> 00:39:36,543 Have you ever tried to look at a map that's not on a screen? 728 00:39:36,676 --> 00:39:38,545 Yeah, man, we're not cartographers. 729 00:39:38,678 --> 00:39:41,748 You know, I think that, um, we might almost be out 730 00:39:41,848 --> 00:39:44,617 of gas. I think that's what that light means, right? 731 00:39:45,118 --> 00:39:46,520 How long has it been on? 732 00:39:46,886 --> 00:39:47,721 A while. 733 00:39:48,888 --> 00:39:51,624 ****** why the shit didn't you say something? 734 00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:53,626 Cause ****** I didn't want to panic! 735 00:39:53,727 --> 00:39:55,628 Evie, we passed a gas station like two miles back! 736 00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:57,630 Okay, well I didn't see it! I don't know! 737 00:39:57,731 --> 00:39:59,990 How would you not see it? I don't understand. 738 00:39:59,199 --> 00:40:01,368 Cause I was keeping my eyes on the road! 739 00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:02,202 Oh my god! Watch out animal! 740 00:40:06,306 --> 00:40:08,241 Oh shit. 741 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,818 You knocked the ****** cat's leg off. 742 00:40:18,918 --> 00:40:21,221 Okay, I didn't even hit him. He looked okay. 743 00:40:21,321 --> 00:40:22,822 Except his ****** leg is gone! 744 00:40:22,922 --> 00:40:25,580 Maybe it was just a three-legged cat, I don't know. 745 00:40:25,158 --> 00:40:26,793 There he is. He's in the tree. 746 00:40:26,893 --> 00:40:29,262 We need to call animal control or the fire department. 747 00:40:29,396 --> 00:40:31,331 *** no. They put 'em in a cell, okay? 748 00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:32,332 I got this. 749 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,569 Oh, I can't watch. Please. 750 00:40:36,670 --> 00:40:38,338 Yoshi! - Dude, dude. Don't fall. 751 00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:40,730 Yeah, I'm fine, okay? 752 00:40:40,173 --> 00:40:42,108 I feel like there has to be a better way to do this. 753 00:40:42,242 --> 00:40:43,910 Be careful, okay? 754 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,345 Yeah, I'm good. I'm just gonna shimmy out. 755 00:40:46,913 --> 00:40:51,951 Hey. Little guy. You're okay. Hey, I'm coming to get you. 756 00:40:54,354 --> 00:40:55,655 What are you doing? 757 00:40:55,755 --> 00:40:57,357 Filming you, dude. It's a ****** awesome shot. 758 00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:59,359 Uh, how do I look? I look good? 759 00:40:59,459 --> 00:41:02,195 Yeah, dude. Looking good. 760 00:41:06,433 --> 00:41:07,434 Oh my god. 761 00:41:07,534 --> 00:41:08,435 Are you okay? 762 00:41:08,968 --> 00:41:09,869 I don't know. 763 00:41:11,538 --> 00:41:12,305 Hey! 764 00:41:12,439 --> 00:41:13,106 Oh, you did it! 765 00:41:13,206 --> 00:41:14,441 I saved you! 766 00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:16,643 Man. - Hey. 767 00:41:16,776 --> 00:41:18,311 You have no idea how good of a shot that was. 768 00:41:18,445 --> 00:41:20,313 Yeah. - Sick. 769 00:41:20,447 --> 00:41:21,448 Cool. 770 00:41:26,453 --> 00:41:30,490 Hey, you alright? I'm gonna love you right up. 771 00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:34,461 Hey, can we all agree that he's mine? I really need this. 772 00:41:35,628 --> 00:41:36,896 What are you gonna name him? 773 00:41:36,996 --> 00:41:37,664 Tripod. 774 00:41:39,466 --> 00:41:41,368 Yeah, cause of the three legs? 775 00:41:41,468 --> 00:41:43,970 Yeah, no, everyone gets it. 776 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:47,407 All right, Evie. Looks like we're going for a walk. 777 00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:52,479 That's awesome. 778 00:41:55,849 --> 00:41:57,684 Hey, we're only going to the gas station, man! 779 00:42:01,321 --> 00:42:05,258 Hey, seriously, I am, I'm sorry about that whole gas gauge thing. 780 00:42:06,826 --> 00:42:08,561 Everything's going wrong. 781 00:42:08,828 --> 00:42:10,263 Yeah, well, you don't really have to go through with this. 782 00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:15,235 Are you just saying that or is that what you think? 783 00:42:15,335 --> 00:42:16,836 I mean, just tell me what the *** you think 784 00:42:16,936 --> 00:42:18,872 because I'm sick of like... - Strategically or personally? 785 00:42:19,205 --> 00:42:21,700 What? Both. 786 00:42:22,420 --> 00:42:25,110 Well, strategically, I really think you should go home. 787 00:42:25,545 --> 00:42:29,716 Like don't call her, don't text her, don't Snapchat her, like just go silent. 788 00:42:32,118 --> 00:42:34,554 Cause she broke up with you. You know that, right? 789 00:42:39,626 --> 00:42:42,395 Well, that's... that's unclear. 790 00:42:45,131 --> 00:42:46,900 Okay, well what if you don't get in next year? 791 00:42:47,901 --> 00:42:49,636 If I don't get in? I have a 3.8 GPA. 792 00:42:51,204 --> 00:42:54,274 Okay, I won best short film in the state media fair last year. 793 00:42:54,374 --> 00:42:56,776 And one of the Safdie brothers watched it, you know? 794 00:42:56,876 --> 00:42:59,779 Or at least I think he did. 795 00:42:59,879 --> 00:43:02,449 What's your big plan, cool guy? Huh? 796 00:43:03,490 --> 00:43:05,251 Um, applying to the School of Visual Arts. 797 00:43:06,653 --> 00:43:07,554 Oh, in New York? 798 00:43:07,654 --> 00:43:08,655 Yeah. 799 00:43:10,223 --> 00:43:13,226 And I'm also applying to a bunch of safeties that suck. 800 00:43:13,326 --> 00:43:16,620 Safeties that suck? No, no, no, you have to go to New York. 801 00:43:16,262 --> 00:43:17,564 Are you kidding me? 802 00:43:18,565 --> 00:43:23,236 You could go to ****** Soho to see where they shot After Hours and Basquiat. 803 00:43:23,336 --> 00:43:26,139 And Times Square, even though it's super ****** touristy, 804 00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,908 they have all the places where they shot Taxi Driver. 805 00:43:29,576 --> 00:43:31,945 And Wall Street for The Wolf of Wall Street. 806 00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:34,140 And the Royal Tenenbaums house, you know? You 807 00:43:34,114 --> 00:43:35,615 know what I'm talking about? The big old house. 808 00:43:35,749 --> 00:43:38,184 The big old house. - You've been to all of those places? 809 00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:42,880 No, I've never been to New York, but... 810 00:43:42,188 --> 00:43:44,457 I don't know, I mean I could ******, I could visit you. I could. 811 00:43:45,258 --> 00:43:47,260 Okay. 812 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,596 And I mean I would actually. I would visit you because... 813 00:43:49,796 --> 00:43:52,980 Martin Scorsese teaches at NYU. And I could go to his office hours. 814 00:43:52,198 --> 00:43:54,300 Martin Scorsese teaches at NYU? 815 00:43:54,701 --> 00:43:57,537 Yeah, I mean, you know, maybe he's not there 816 00:43:57,637 --> 00:44:00,306 every semester, but he's for sure around, 817 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,542 like, in New York. - Jeremy, you apply there, right? 818 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,617 You want to be a filmmaker, you don't think maybe like you should apply to some schools 819 00:44:10,717 --> 00:44:11,851 that have film schools? - Look, you don't have to go to film school 820 00:44:11,951 --> 00:44:13,530 to be a filmmaker anyway. 821 00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:14,454 You are so ****** frustrating! 822 00:44:14,554 --> 00:44:15,622 It's complicated! There's a car. There's a car. 823 00:44:16,122 --> 00:44:17,624 Stop! No! 824 00:44:17,724 --> 00:44:18,391 Please! 825 00:44:23,563 --> 00:44:24,397 Yes! 826 00:44:24,497 --> 00:44:25,298 Thank you! Thank you! 827 00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:28,401 Y'all alright? 828 00:44:32,405 --> 00:44:34,674 Hey, should I be worried that my new cat's sleeping all day? 829 00:44:34,808 --> 00:44:37,844 Dude, it's a cat. That's what they do. 830 00:44:37,977 --> 00:44:39,646 Yeah, I just hope it doesn't have mono or something. 831 00:44:39,746 --> 00:44:41,881 What? He doesn't have mono. 832 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,152 You know, that's a really cool necklace. It looks pretty in the light. 833 00:44:47,354 --> 00:44:48,355 Yeah, thanks. 834 00:44:50,256 --> 00:44:51,157 Is that drugs? 835 00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:53,360 Yeah. 836 00:44:54,761 --> 00:44:57,731 What the ***? You said you didn't have anything. You ****** lied! 837 00:44:57,831 --> 00:44:59,532 It was a lie of omission. 838 00:44:59,666 --> 00:45:01,434 Not when you say it! 839 00:45:01,534 --> 00:45:04,104 Can you just be cool? Okay, you used to be so ****** cool. 840 00:45:04,504 --> 00:45:06,172 You used to be so ****** smart. 841 00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:11,678 Oh, look at you. 842 00:45:12,178 --> 00:45:15,810 Sorry about the temperature. We gotta keep it cool for the furs. 843 00:45:15,181 --> 00:45:17,117 But you stay bundled up like that, you gonna be nice and toasty. 844 00:45:17,217 --> 00:45:18,885 Hey, honeys. - Look at that. 845 00:45:19,190 --> 00:45:20,453 Don't he look like a young Joe Namath in that beaver? 846 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:22,589 Yes, he does. 847 00:45:22,689 --> 00:45:24,591 And trust me, Joe knew beaver. 848 00:45:24,691 --> 00:45:27,394 Mmhmm. The chinchilla looks fab. 849 00:45:27,527 --> 00:45:28,762 Hey! - Sure does. 850 00:45:28,862 --> 00:45:31,398 We also have a matching bra and panty set. 851 00:45:31,531 --> 00:45:33,533 And it's a live stick of dynamite in the bedroom, trust me. 852 00:45:33,633 --> 00:45:34,567 She ain't lying about that. 853 00:45:34,701 --> 00:45:35,368 No I ain't. 854 00:45:35,468 --> 00:45:37,203 I promise you. 855 00:45:37,303 --> 00:45:39,139 Well, we're letting the cool air out, so we're gonna boogie. 856 00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:39,773 Let's go. 857 00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:40,640 Alright. 858 00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:41,875 Give her a tug, sweetie. 859 00:45:42,709 --> 00:45:43,877 Attagirl. 860 00:45:49,315 --> 00:45:52,719 Well, this is how we die. I'm sorry. 861 00:46:03,396 --> 00:46:04,631 What? 862 00:46:05,231 --> 00:46:08,501 Well, it's weird, like we've known each other 863 00:46:08,601 --> 00:46:11,338 basically our whole lives. I mean, at least tangentially. 864 00:46:11,438 --> 00:46:12,572 Yeah. 865 00:46:12,672 --> 00:46:15,175 Yeah. 866 00:46:15,275 --> 00:46:20,513 You know, I remember when we were in sixth grade, you did a presentation on Norway. 867 00:46:20,747 --> 00:46:27,354 And you showed all these pictures of seals. And brought in like a stuffed fur seal. 868 00:46:27,921 --> 00:46:31,191 And the whole thing was just about seals. It had nothing to do with Norway. 869 00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:34,527 You know, I remember you puked on your desk and then 870 00:46:34,627 --> 00:46:37,197 you made all the kids around you puke too. You remember that one? 871 00:46:37,297 --> 00:46:39,265 Yeah, I do. 872 00:46:39,366 --> 00:46:41,167 Yeah, thanks for reminding me. That was one of the worst days of my life. 873 00:46:41,267 --> 00:46:44,504 I remember you gave me a Valentine on Valentine's Day. 874 00:46:44,604 --> 00:46:47,707 Yeah, I gave one to literally everybody. My mom made me. 875 00:46:50,944 --> 00:46:52,612 You thought that was just for you? 876 00:46:52,712 --> 00:46:53,613 Oh my... 877 00:46:53,713 --> 00:46:55,515 I don't know, you know... 878 00:46:55,615 --> 00:46:58,184 You thought that I had a crush on you when we were eleven? 879 00:46:58,284 --> 00:47:01,154 I was just confused because you basically never talked to me and then suddenly... 880 00:47:01,287 --> 00:47:03,189 Okay, well you never talked to me either. 881 00:47:03,289 --> 00:47:05,558 Well, that's because you were way more popular. There's a pecking order. 882 00:47:05,658 --> 00:47:08,361 Okay, well, you had a glow up, so... 883 00:47:08,461 --> 00:47:10,997 Well, so did you. Not that you needed one, you know. 884 00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:14,968 Oh shit! 885 00:47:16,469 --> 00:47:17,237 Are you okay? 886 00:47:18,338 --> 00:47:19,472 Yeah. 887 00:47:19,906 --> 00:47:22,642 Y'all okay? This road's a little twisty. 888 00:47:22,909 --> 00:47:25,679 Yeah. Yeah, man. We're all good. 889 00:47:25,812 --> 00:47:28,810 Hot damn, the furs are working! 890 00:47:28,181 --> 00:47:29,820 Okay. 891 00:47:31,317 --> 00:47:36,189 Um, do you mind if I ask you a question that might sound a little bit mean? 892 00:47:36,322 --> 00:47:39,192 Yeah, sure. That sounds awesome, man. 893 00:47:40,326 --> 00:47:42,929 Don't you think that maybe you're just 894 00:47:43,290 --> 00:47:45,999 a little too young to be so serious about Samantha? 895 00:47:47,333 --> 00:47:48,100 No. 896 00:47:48,835 --> 00:47:50,236 But obviously you do. 897 00:47:50,337 --> 00:47:53,340 I don't know, I just think there's like a 898 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,420 difference between love love and teenage love. 899 00:47:56,176 --> 00:47:58,440 It's like a coming of age thing. 900 00:47:58,178 --> 00:47:59,946 It happens to everybody. 901 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:01,715 So if it's happened to you, how can you just write it off? 902 00:48:01,848 --> 00:48:03,783 Well, I was like fifteen. 903 00:48:04,351 --> 00:48:06,786 You know, he did cheat on me, also, so... 904 00:48:07,787 --> 00:48:08,788 I'm sorry. 905 00:48:10,690 --> 00:48:14,260 It's okay. People let each other down all the time, so. 906 00:48:14,361 --> 00:48:16,363 Aren't you just saying that because your dad is 907 00:48:16,463 --> 00:48:18,131 cheating on your mom with the couples therapist? 908 00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:22,869 Everyone lets each other down. 909 00:48:23,370 --> 00:48:25,380 Evie, uh... 910 00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:29,809 That seems like an exhausting way to live. 911 00:48:33,747 --> 00:48:35,215 You know what I want? 912 00:48:37,384 --> 00:48:40,887 Just once, I just want someone to surprise me. 913 00:49:00,106 --> 00:49:02,842 What I tell you? Fur is one hell of an aphrodisiac. 914 00:49:02,942 --> 00:49:04,310 Nature's Viagra. 915 00:49:04,411 --> 00:49:05,278 Yep. 916 00:49:05,412 --> 00:49:06,746 Come on down, sweetheart. 917 00:49:06,846 --> 00:49:07,747 Come on. 918 00:49:07,847 --> 00:49:08,748 Careful! - Grab my hand. 919 00:49:08,848 --> 00:49:10,160 Come on, I'll help you out. 920 00:49:10,116 --> 00:49:10,617 There you go! - Thanks. 921 00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:12,285 Be careful. 922 00:49:12,419 --> 00:49:13,860 There you go. 923 00:49:14,870 --> 00:49:16,322 Well, thanks so much for everything. 924 00:49:16,423 --> 00:49:17,524 Whoa, whoa. 925 00:49:17,624 --> 00:49:18,425 Son. 926 00:49:19,759 --> 00:49:21,127 This coat was made for you. 927 00:49:21,261 --> 00:49:23,329 I will say, it is pretty sick, man. 928 00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:24,631 How much is it actually? 929 00:49:24,764 --> 00:49:27,367 Twelve hundred. But I could do eleven for you. 930 00:49:27,467 --> 00:49:29,302 You know, I got like maybe ninety bucks in my Venmo. 931 00:49:29,436 --> 00:49:32,439 Well, we do have faux fur. Every bit as good as the real deal. 932 00:49:34,541 --> 00:49:37,310 That song 'Perfect' by Ed Sheeran was playing and 933 00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:39,546 you were hanging with some ******** from 934 00:49:39,646 --> 00:49:42,182 orchestra or whatever and I'd asked you to dance. 935 00:49:42,282 --> 00:49:43,116 Yeah, you laughed at me. 936 00:49:43,883 --> 00:49:45,885 I have no memory of that. 937 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:48,555 It's whatever. 938 00:49:48,955 --> 00:49:50,824 So I went into the bathroom to hide until the song was over and... 939 00:49:52,459 --> 00:49:56,696 Wes Bird and ****** Jamie Weeda looked over the stall divider thing 940 00:49:56,796 --> 00:49:59,966 and saw me and went outside and told everyone I was basically taking a shit. 941 00:50:01,668 --> 00:50:03,803 I wasn't taking a shit. 942 00:50:04,137 --> 00:50:05,805 It doesn't matter if you were. 943 00:50:05,905 --> 00:50:08,341 On God, I wasn't taking a shit. 944 00:50:08,475 --> 00:50:09,809 Okay, okay. Fine. 945 00:50:09,909 --> 00:50:10,977 I was crying. 946 00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:14,140 I'm really sorry. 947 00:50:15,482 --> 00:50:16,383 It's okay, yeah. 948 00:50:17,484 --> 00:50:21,187 Who gives a crap about a seventh grade dance anyway, you know? 949 00:50:21,488 --> 00:50:22,922 I literally almost never think about it. 950 00:50:24,491 --> 00:50:27,193 Wait, is that why you quit the science club? 951 00:50:27,327 --> 00:50:28,428 Wow. 952 00:50:30,163 --> 00:50:35,680 No, Aparna, I didn't quit science club 'cause you wouldn't dance with me. 953 00:50:35,168 --> 00:50:36,569 Well, I mean, you quit everything. 954 00:50:36,936 --> 00:50:37,937 Yeah, I'm a pretty good quitter. 955 00:50:39,706 --> 00:50:40,507 Orchestra. 956 00:50:42,509 --> 00:50:43,610 Competitive Minecraft. 957 00:50:43,710 --> 00:50:44,577 Yeah. 958 00:50:44,678 --> 00:50:45,679 Coding club. 959 00:50:47,547 --> 00:50:49,516 I mean, it's like you just ****** disappeared. 960 00:50:51,618 --> 00:50:53,530 Yeah, well, my mom died. 961 00:50:54,387 --> 00:50:55,188 What? 962 00:50:57,290 --> 00:51:01,270 Oh my god. I remember your mom. 963 00:51:01,361 --> 00:51:02,862 Yeah, well, she's dead. 964 00:51:02,962 --> 00:51:04,197 I didn't know that. 965 00:51:05,799 --> 00:51:08,435 Why didn't I know that? 966 00:51:08,535 --> 00:51:11,370 Most eighth graders don't really read obituaries. 967 00:51:13,373 --> 00:51:18,945 I remember she used to make those ginger cookies. 968 00:51:19,450 --> 00:51:22,482 You know, for the snacks after the math meets. They were really good. 969 00:51:23,883 --> 00:51:24,751 Yeah, they were. 970 00:51:29,823 --> 00:51:30,256 This is hers. 971 00:51:32,759 --> 00:51:33,760 It's a medical ID. 972 00:51:35,950 --> 00:51:37,731 That's why it's giving feminine. 973 00:51:39,399 --> 00:51:41,501 I'm really sorry about your mom. 974 00:51:41,901 --> 00:51:43,603 It's fine. I'm not hung up on it. 975 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,940 I'm still smart, by the way. 976 00:51:48,575 --> 00:51:50,100 I just don't really give a *** about anything. 977 00:51:55,150 --> 00:51:56,160 Okay. 978 00:51:57,584 --> 00:52:00,286 You know what, I think I actually might like this coat better than the last one. 979 00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:01,287 Really? 980 00:52:01,421 --> 00:52:02,756 Yeah. 981 00:52:02,856 --> 00:52:03,790 You're not messing with me? 982 00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:06,126 No, man. I think you look good. 983 00:52:06,259 --> 00:52:07,994 And you'd never know it was fake. 984 00:52:08,862 --> 00:52:11,765 I feel like I definitely want people to think it's fake. 985 00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:13,299 Yeah, that's actually a good point. That's true. 986 00:52:13,433 --> 00:52:13,867 It's fur! 987 00:52:15,268 --> 00:52:16,102 Oh boy. - I'm just happy we're 988 00:52:16,202 --> 00:52:17,804 ****** not dead. - Hey. 989 00:52:18,371 --> 00:52:19,506 Gas cans are never a good sign. 990 00:52:19,773 --> 00:52:20,874 Do you guys need a ride? 991 00:52:23,430 --> 00:52:24,177 Yeah. - Yes. 992 00:52:24,277 --> 00:52:24,944 Yes, we do. - Yes, actually. 993 00:52:25,450 --> 00:52:26,346 Get in. 994 00:52:26,446 --> 00:52:28,815 You will not believe the last car we were in. 995 00:52:39,626 --> 00:52:40,293 He's a therapy dog. 996 00:52:41,270 --> 00:52:43,463 No way. Lo, that is sick. 997 00:52:43,563 --> 00:52:44,964 Yeah, I know. 998 00:52:45,650 --> 00:52:47,670 I mean, just look at him. 999 00:52:48,835 --> 00:52:50,670 Hi buddy. 1000 00:52:54,841 --> 00:52:56,476 Your boyfriend is cute. 1001 00:52:57,310 --> 00:52:59,790 Oh, no, no. He's not my boyfriend. 1002 00:53:10,690 --> 00:53:11,591 Bye! 1003 00:53:11,691 --> 00:53:12,692 Hey, bye! 1004 00:53:14,761 --> 00:53:17,197 Goddamn, that girl is hot as ***. 1005 00:53:19,650 --> 00:53:20,333 Seriously? You guys good? 1006 00:53:20,433 --> 00:53:21,935 You're awesome. 1007 00:53:22,350 --> 00:53:23,690 Get wherever you're going safely, alright? - Stay, baby! 1008 00:53:23,169 --> 00:53:23,937 Thanks, man. - Bye! 1009 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:31,444 I got two questions. Where did you get this coat and who's that girl? 1010 00:53:32,879 --> 00:53:33,780 I like your cat. 1011 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:34,748 Thanks, dude. 1012 00:53:35,115 --> 00:53:36,116 I like your dog. 1013 00:53:36,850 --> 00:53:38,551 This is Gus. 1014 00:53:38,685 --> 00:53:40,200 Just did a visit at the children's hospital. 1015 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,210 Nice. 1016 00:53:41,121 --> 00:53:43,289 Thanks. 1017 00:53:43,390 --> 00:53:44,691 I know it looks like he could eat a child, but he's a gentle giant. 1018 00:53:46,126 --> 00:53:47,560 Wait, are you in med school? 1019 00:53:47,694 --> 00:53:48,461 Next year. 1020 00:53:48,561 --> 00:53:49,229 Oh. 1021 00:53:49,362 --> 00:53:50,530 Next year. - Nice. 1022 00:53:50,630 --> 00:53:52,532 Yeah. Save some lives and shit, you know. 1023 00:53:52,799 --> 00:53:53,900 Yeah, yeah. 1024 00:53:54,340 --> 00:53:56,360 Totally. I want to save the world. 1025 00:53:56,136 --> 00:53:57,370 Good. 1026 00:53:57,137 --> 00:53:58,138 Good. Somebody has to. 1027 00:53:59,139 --> 00:54:00,400 What's up, what's up? 1028 00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:00,874 Hey. - Hey! 1029 00:54:00,974 --> 00:54:01,474 Nice ride. 1030 00:54:01,574 --> 00:54:02,809 Thanks. 1031 00:54:02,909 --> 00:54:04,644 It's a hybrid, but I'm sure my carbon 1032 00:54:04,744 --> 00:54:06,546 footprint is still in ******* territory, so. 1033 00:54:08,715 --> 00:54:11,651 Um, yeah, what's the EPA MPGe rating on this? 1034 00:54:11,751 --> 00:54:12,552 Seventy-three. 1035 00:54:12,652 --> 00:54:14,540 Oh. 1036 00:54:14,154 --> 00:54:15,550 You know your shit. 1037 00:54:15,155 --> 00:54:17,570 Yeah. I'm Lo. 1038 00:54:17,157 --> 00:54:18,992 Yeah, um, I'm Aparna. 1039 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:20,930 Nice to meet you. 1040 00:54:20,326 --> 00:54:20,994 Nice to meet you. 1041 00:54:23,396 --> 00:54:25,665 Um, that was Tripod in there. 1042 00:54:25,765 --> 00:54:26,566 Oh yeah, that's my cat. 1043 00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:27,167 He's cute. 1044 00:54:27,267 --> 00:54:28,101 Thanks. Yeah, he's mine. 1045 00:54:28,234 --> 00:54:29,903 I'm Yoshi, by the way. 1046 00:54:30,103 --> 00:54:30,904 Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you. 1047 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:31,938 How you doing? 1048 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:33,730 Anyways, I gotta go. 1049 00:54:33,173 --> 00:54:34,740 Yeah. 1050 00:54:34,174 --> 00:54:35,750 See you later. 1051 00:54:35,175 --> 00:54:35,809 Ciao. - Ciao! 1052 00:54:35,909 --> 00:54:36,609 Ciao. 1053 00:54:36,743 --> 00:54:37,744 Peace. 1054 00:54:42,182 --> 00:54:43,917 Why are you ****blocking me? 1055 00:55:01,134 --> 00:55:02,135 What? 1056 00:55:03,503 --> 00:55:04,170 What? 1057 00:55:06,773 --> 00:55:07,173 Oh, I thought you said something. 1058 00:55:08,174 --> 00:55:09,175 No. 1059 00:55:14,481 --> 00:55:16,616 There are surfers trying to find hundred foot 1060 00:55:16,683 --> 00:55:18,151 waves to surf, but they can never find them. 1061 00:55:20,153 --> 00:55:23,230 But they keep looking and like, do they know on some level 1062 00:55:23,123 --> 00:55:24,958 that this giant monster wave is probably how they die? 1063 00:55:26,993 --> 00:55:30,463 Like they're looking for the wave that kills them. 1064 00:55:32,966 --> 00:55:33,700 ***. 1065 00:55:35,835 --> 00:55:37,303 That's some like Moby **** shit there, you know. 1066 00:55:38,405 --> 00:55:40,473 Um, dude, are you alright? 1067 00:55:42,308 --> 00:55:44,644 Yeah. Yeah, no. I'm just on mushrooms. 1068 00:55:45,512 --> 00:55:48,248 Oh my god, dude! You said you didn't have any drugs in the car. 1069 00:55:48,348 --> 00:55:50,750 He also has marijuana. 1070 00:55:50,850 --> 00:55:53,190 Oh my god, this ****** narc, you know? She 1071 00:55:53,153 --> 00:55:54,754 used to be so cool. We don't know what happened. 1072 00:55:54,854 --> 00:55:56,656 Okay, how long do shrooms last? 1073 00:55:56,723 --> 00:56:00,260 I don't know, man. I timed them wrong. 1074 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,495 Obviously they were supposed to hit when we got to campus, so. 1075 00:56:04,230 --> 00:56:06,366 Hey, at least I'm not driving. 1076 00:56:06,499 --> 00:56:08,668 Dude! You are driving! 1077 00:56:10,503 --> 00:56:13,390 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 1078 00:56:13,173 --> 00:56:15,508 No, seriously man, you are driving the car. 1079 00:56:19,346 --> 00:56:20,547 Are you messing with me? 1080 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,849 No! Are you messing with me? 1081 00:56:24,517 --> 00:56:25,518 Yeah, dude. 1082 00:56:28,355 --> 00:56:30,957 Okay, but you don't have any more drugs in the car? 1083 00:56:31,570 --> 00:56:34,694 No, man. I did them all. 1084 00:56:35,428 --> 00:56:36,963 Pull the *** over, Yoshi! 1085 00:56:37,630 --> 00:56:38,640 Yeah, okay. Good idea. 1086 00:56:39,199 --> 00:56:40,433 Take the next right. 1087 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:50,543 Hey, how many times have I been like, 'Dude, are there drugs in this car?' 1088 00:56:51,878 --> 00:56:54,714 Probably many. I don't know what you want me to say, okay? It's for work. 1089 00:56:55,548 --> 00:56:56,649 Work? 1090 00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:58,551 Wait, look. Chapel Hill, 27 miles. 1091 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,253 Oh shit! 1092 00:57:00,387 --> 00:57:01,421 Yes! Finally! 1093 00:57:02,555 --> 00:57:03,556 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1094 00:57:04,124 --> 00:57:05,425 Oh my god, you're joking. - Oh... 1095 00:57:05,558 --> 00:57:06,593 ***. 1096 00:57:06,726 --> 00:57:07,660 Wait. We didn't learn this. 1097 00:57:07,761 --> 00:57:08,428 Where do I go? - Stay cool. 1098 00:57:08,561 --> 00:57:09,429 Where do I go? 1099 00:57:09,562 --> 00:57:11,970 What do I do? I don't know! 1100 00:57:11,231 --> 00:57:11,731 Just ****** pull over to the side of the road! 1101 00:57:11,798 --> 00:57:12,599 You gotta pull over. 1102 00:57:12,732 --> 00:57:14,267 Dude, stop moving the vehicle. 1103 00:57:14,401 --> 00:57:16,690 Okay. I'm pulling over. 1104 00:57:16,136 --> 00:57:17,700 I just farted. 1105 00:57:17,137 --> 00:57:18,571 What? 1106 00:57:19,105 --> 00:57:20,607 Seriously? - I fart when I'm nervous, okay? 1107 00:57:20,907 --> 00:57:21,574 Why though? 1108 00:57:30,183 --> 00:57:30,650 Oh my god. 1109 00:57:35,822 --> 00:57:37,290 This could be alright, she looks nice. 1110 00:57:40,593 --> 00:57:41,695 Hey. 1111 00:57:41,795 --> 00:57:43,290 You know how fast you were going? 1112 00:57:43,129 --> 00:57:45,131 I was probably going a little over, I'm sorry. 1113 00:57:45,265 --> 00:57:45,665 Eighty-four. 1114 00:57:48,301 --> 00:57:50,337 You in a hurry? 1115 00:57:50,437 --> 00:57:53,973 Oh, we um, we have an injured cat back here. 1116 00:57:54,107 --> 00:57:56,420 Yeah, we're just trying to get him to a vet. 1117 00:57:56,276 --> 00:57:57,277 Yeah, he lost his leg. 1118 00:57:57,344 --> 00:57:59,612 Yeah, but goddammit, he's a fighter. 1119 00:57:59,679 --> 00:58:00,680 How about we cut that shit? 1120 00:58:01,948 --> 00:58:02,615 Give me your IDs. 1121 00:58:03,450 --> 00:58:04,451 All of you. 1122 00:58:05,985 --> 00:58:06,886 ID? 1123 00:58:06,986 --> 00:58:08,388 Um, okay. Just one second. 1124 00:58:08,488 --> 00:58:09,723 What kind of ID? 1125 00:58:09,823 --> 00:58:10,857 What's considered... - Don't ask. 1126 00:58:10,957 --> 00:58:12,580 Come on. 1127 00:58:12,359 --> 00:58:13,626 Just give it to her. 1128 00:58:14,828 --> 00:58:15,528 Here's ID, yeah. 1129 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,334 Sit tight. 1130 00:58:21,468 --> 00:58:23,303 Thank you for your service. 1131 00:58:23,370 --> 00:58:25,405 We only say that to military people. She's not... 1132 00:58:25,505 --> 00:58:26,639 ***ed, guys. 1133 00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:30,143 I got 'em. 1134 00:58:31,177 --> 00:58:33,179 Those little ***ers must be freaking out. 1135 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,982 Hell yeah. 1136 00:58:36,490 --> 00:58:38,885 You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to shit all over yourself. 1137 00:58:38,985 --> 00:58:40,587 I miss it. This is the good stuff. 1138 00:58:40,687 --> 00:58:41,688 I'm just pretending to run the info. 1139 00:58:42,188 --> 00:58:46,526 Which is a high school ID. 1140 00:58:46,659 --> 00:58:48,161 A bus pass. 1141 00:58:48,228 --> 00:58:50,697 A Planet Fitness membership card. 1142 00:58:50,830 --> 00:58:53,666 And a Panda Express punch card. 1143 00:58:55,402 --> 00:58:56,336 We're ***ed. 1144 00:58:56,403 --> 00:58:57,700 It's over. 1145 00:58:57,170 --> 00:58:58,338 Go. 1146 00:58:58,405 --> 00:58:59,372 What? 1147 00:58:59,506 --> 00:59:00,740 Dude... - We gotta go. 1148 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:01,675 No! - Okay, I still have drugs in the car. 1149 00:59:01,741 --> 00:59:02,375 What? - What? 1150 00:59:02,509 --> 00:59:04,177 Yes! I know! I'm sorry! 1151 00:59:04,244 --> 00:59:05,211 What the *** are you talking about? - Okay? 1152 00:59:05,345 --> 00:59:06,246 I asked you like a thousand times 1153 00:59:06,346 --> 00:59:07,614 Are you ****** kidding me, Yoshi? 1154 00:59:07,714 --> 00:59:08,548 Oh my god! - It's my job, okay? I, seriously... 1155 00:59:08,682 --> 00:59:09,916 No, no! Don't go. 1156 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,170 Okay, Evie? I think we gotta go. 1157 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:11,951 No. 1158 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,190 We gotta go. Come on, we gotta 1159 00:59:13,253 --> 00:59:17,900 Ah, you little ****-ass mother... 1160 00:59:17,190 --> 00:59:17,757 ***! 1161 00:59:21,270 --> 00:59:21,695 You tiny ****. 1162 00:59:23,430 --> 00:59:24,364 Oh my god. - What happened? 1163 00:59:24,864 --> 00:59:26,990 Are you kidding me? 1164 00:59:26,199 --> 00:59:27,867 Go, go, go! Keep going. 1165 00:59:27,967 --> 00:59:29,402 Okay, I really, I don't like this at all. 1166 00:59:29,536 --> 00:59:31,370 Oh, it's on now! 1167 00:59:32,439 --> 00:59:36,420 Shit, I forgot my Panda Express card. I was one punch away from some free rangoons 1168 00:59:36,876 --> 00:59:37,877 Can we go back? 1169 00:59:37,944 --> 00:59:40,460 No! - No, go, go, go! Keep going. 1170 00:59:43,316 --> 00:59:45,118 Okay, okay, okay, what do I do here? There's an RV. 1171 00:59:45,218 --> 00:59:46,119 You gotta go around this guy. 1172 00:59:46,219 --> 00:59:47,554 No, I know, I know, I know. 1173 00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:49,122 Yes, shit, you gotta go around this guy. Shit! 1174 00:59:49,222 --> 00:59:50,123 Watch out, watch out! 1175 00:59:52,225 --> 00:59:53,593 Holy shit. 1176 00:59:53,727 --> 00:59:54,728 Oh my god, oh my god. That was not okay. That was not okay. 1177 00:59:56,620 --> 00:59:57,130 That was awesome. 1178 00:59:57,230 --> 00:59:58,231 Alright, everyone hold on. 1179 00:59:58,298 --> 00:59:59,466 Oh ***! 1180 00:59:59,733 --> 01:00:01,768 Pass! Pass! Pass! 1181 01:00:01,901 --> 01:00:03,737 No, no, no, don't go. There's too many cars. There's too many cars. 1182 01:00:03,803 --> 01:00:06,720 Look, at this point really it's just about not being afraid to die. 1183 01:00:06,306 --> 01:00:07,173 I'm afraid to die! 1184 01:00:07,273 --> 01:00:08,174 Me too! 1185 01:00:12,312 --> 01:00:14,247 This is crazy! We're still being chased. Let's go! 1186 01:00:14,314 --> 01:00:15,982 I didn't think we make it. 1187 01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:17,517 Like, I've made peace with it. ***! 1188 01:00:17,617 --> 01:00:18,451 Evie! 1189 01:00:18,585 --> 01:00:19,352 Okay, everyone hold on! 1190 01:00:20,253 --> 01:00:22,756 ♪ Think of all the good times that we've had. ♪ 1191 01:00:45,612 --> 01:00:46,880 Thank God. 1192 01:00:47,113 --> 01:00:49,490 Oh my god 1193 01:00:49,149 --> 01:00:51,284 ***, Evie! They should straight up just give you your license for that. 1194 01:00:52,185 --> 01:00:53,520 Wow. 1195 01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:55,155 I will shoot your **** and balls! 1196 01:00:55,288 --> 01:00:55,655 What the ***? 1197 01:00:57,123 --> 01:00:58,792 *** you, Paul! 1198 01:00:58,858 --> 01:01:02,228 No, *** you, Terry! You think you can rob me? 1199 01:01:02,328 --> 01:01:04,731 I am collecting a debt, mother***er! 1200 01:01:04,831 --> 01:01:06,166 Wait, what's going on? 1201 01:01:06,299 --> 01:01:07,467 You think marijuana just grows on trees? 1202 01:01:07,567 --> 01:01:09,335 It does grow on trees! 1203 01:01:09,469 --> 01:01:11,571 Wait, they have ****** guns. They have ****** guns. 1204 01:01:11,671 --> 01:01:13,206 Oh my god. Oh my god, I've never seen a ****** gun before. 1205 01:01:13,306 --> 01:01:14,841 I will shoot you, Terry! 1206 01:01:15,141 --> 01:01:17,430 Not if I shoot you first! 1207 01:01:18,845 --> 01:01:21,470 Oh god! What the *** is, what is 1208 01:01:21,147 --> 01:01:22,849 He's coming in the car! 1209 01:01:24,317 --> 01:01:25,850 Okay! Okay, okay, okay! 1210 01:01:25,185 --> 01:01:26,520 Drive! 1211 01:01:26,152 --> 01:01:27,870 What? No! - Drive the car! 1212 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,322 Wait, you walked to a robbery? 1213 01:01:29,389 --> 01:01:32,392 You trying to get shot in the *******, son? Cause 1214 01:01:32,492 --> 01:01:34,728 today is the day that I'm shooting ******** off. 1215 01:01:34,828 --> 01:01:36,229 Now drive the ****** car! 1216 01:01:36,329 --> 01:01:36,830 Okay! Okay! Okay! 1217 01:01:37,831 --> 01:01:38,732 ***? 1218 01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:43,603 God, ***, we're going to jail. We're going to go to ****** jail. 1219 01:01:43,703 --> 01:01:46,506 Y'all ain't going to jail. It's me who's going to jail! 1220 01:01:46,573 --> 01:01:48,441 Who the *** are you? 1221 01:01:48,541 --> 01:01:49,542 I'm Terry. 1222 01:01:50,343 --> 01:01:53,130 Freeze! Everybody step out of the vehicle. 1223 01:01:53,790 --> 01:01:55,248 Put your hands in the air. Come on. 1224 01:01:55,348 --> 01:01:57,684 Hands in the air! Now move to the front of the car. 1225 01:01:57,751 --> 01:01:58,852 Put your hands on the hood. 1226 01:01:59,686 --> 01:02:00,787 *** that. 1227 01:02:01,187 --> 01:02:04,557 Hey! Big boy! Hey! Hey! Hey, come back! 1228 01:02:04,691 --> 01:02:05,725 No! 1229 01:02:06,260 --> 01:02:07,727 ***. Goddammit! 1230 01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:09,929 Come on. 1231 01:02:10,196 --> 01:02:12,432 Okay, I know this looks bad. 1232 01:02:12,532 --> 01:02:16,636 Hell yeah. You stole a driver's education car and you fled from the state police. 1233 01:02:16,736 --> 01:02:22,742 Yeah, and I get that. This is a driver's ed car that we borrowed without permission. 1234 01:02:23,430 --> 01:02:26,112 But we're trying to drive to Chapel Hill so that 1235 01:02:26,212 --> 01:02:28,748 he can save his relationship with his girlfriend. 1236 01:02:28,882 --> 01:02:29,916 Dumbass. 1237 01:02:30,383 --> 01:02:34,287 Look, when you pulled us over, we panicked, okay? 1238 01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:38,124 But that guy, he just robbed this hot dog shack. 1239 01:02:38,224 --> 01:02:39,426 What? 1240 01:02:39,559 --> 01:02:42,429 He is running down the road and he is armed and 1241 01:02:42,562 --> 01:02:44,898 dangerous and he says he's shooting ******** off. 1242 01:02:45,899 --> 01:02:47,233 Whatever that means. 1243 01:02:48,468 --> 01:02:50,904 This is the luckiest day of your goddamn life. 1244 01:03:03,249 --> 01:03:04,684 What do you mean pursuit? 1245 01:03:04,784 --> 01:03:06,353 Just what I said. She's pursuing an armed felon. 1246 01:03:06,453 --> 01:03:07,354 Yes. 1247 01:03:07,454 --> 01:03:08,955 No! 1248 01:03:09,890 --> 01:03:11,157 Oh come on. There's gotta be some part of you 1249 01:03:11,257 --> 01:03:13,259 that's rooting for these kids, right? Little bit? 1250 01:03:13,493 --> 01:03:15,995 No. Not even a little. Absolutely not. 1251 01:03:31,277 --> 01:03:35,150 We made it guys. I mean, we're here. 1252 01:03:35,115 --> 01:03:37,283 Dude, I know. I feel like giddy. 1253 01:03:37,784 --> 01:03:38,885 I know, me too. - I know! 1254 01:03:39,285 --> 01:03:40,954 God damn, we're not in Kansas anymore. 1255 01:03:42,288 --> 01:03:44,958 We are in the Emerald City. 1256 01:03:46,292 --> 01:03:48,361 Look at these douchebags. 1257 01:03:48,461 --> 01:03:50,663 What are they doing? 1258 01:03:50,964 --> 01:03:53,633 Why would Sam hang around guys like this? 1259 01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:54,968 Thanks, Aparna. 1260 01:03:55,468 --> 01:03:58,405 Nah man, she dated you, you know. She must be into 1261 01:03:58,505 --> 01:04:01,740 like skinny, physically non-threatening dudes. 1262 01:04:01,307 --> 01:04:02,475 Beta males. 1263 01:04:02,542 --> 01:04:04,811 No, no, no. This dude is not a beta, okay? 1264 01:04:04,878 --> 01:04:06,980 Look what we did today. He's a ****** omega. 1265 01:04:07,981 --> 01:04:09,683 Doesn't give a ***. 1266 01:04:13,853 --> 01:04:19,159 Hey, Dakota. Hey, yeah, I have a John McClean here to see Samantha Pierce? 1267 01:04:20,727 --> 01:04:22,662 Uh-huh. Okay. 1268 01:04:22,762 --> 01:04:23,563 Sorry, she's not here. 1269 01:04:24,898 --> 01:04:28,100 Oh, um, well could you ask where she is by any chance? 1270 01:04:28,835 --> 01:04:31,905 No. Um, creepy. 1271 01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:35,208 Oh no, I'm not, I'm not creepy. I swear, I'm not. 1272 01:04:35,342 --> 01:04:36,242 That's not me. 1273 01:04:36,343 --> 01:04:37,844 Bro, you're being weird. 1274 01:04:38,678 --> 01:04:41,748 No, I'm not being weird actually. I promise I'm not. 1275 01:04:41,848 --> 01:04:44,250 This is not weird. I'm... It's not what it looks like. 1276 01:04:44,351 --> 01:04:45,919 Can you please connect me to security? 1277 01:04:46,190 --> 01:04:48,210 Okay. Sorry. Thanks. Yeah. 1278 01:04:48,855 --> 01:04:49,856 ***. 1279 01:04:53,593 --> 01:04:54,361 Hey. 1280 01:04:56,596 --> 01:04:59,766 You know, I was actually just rethinking this. 1281 01:04:59,866 --> 01:05:02,769 I think maybe one of you guys should go up 1282 01:05:02,869 --> 01:05:05,705 and like talk to her roommate, you know, get some intel. 1283 01:05:05,772 --> 01:05:08,942 Just cause I think it's like, you know, I want to surprise 1284 01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:11,778 her. Like I think that would be way more romantic. 1285 01:05:11,878 --> 01:05:13,113 What do you think? 1286 01:05:14,881 --> 01:05:16,490 Okay. Alright. 1287 01:05:17,384 --> 01:05:18,510 Thank you. Thanks. 1288 01:05:27,394 --> 01:05:29,620 Do you guys think I'm weird? 1289 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,403 Hey. Sorry, I'm looking for Sam? 1290 01:05:37,437 --> 01:05:41,700 Is this a bad time? - ****, please. You want some Bareass? 1291 01:05:41,408 --> 01:05:42,809 Sorry, Bareass? - Chardonnay. Come on. 1292 01:05:44,811 --> 01:05:45,912 Okay 1293 01:05:54,654 --> 01:05:58,358 So, I'm pretty sure Sam's at Sociology. Or 1294 01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:01,995 maybe Zoology. I don't know, one of the ologies. 1295 01:06:02,950 --> 01:06:03,496 Here. Sit. Please. 1296 01:06:03,596 --> 01:06:05,165 Okay. 1297 01:06:08,101 --> 01:06:09,335 Wait, don't you have her number? 1298 01:06:09,436 --> 01:06:11,104 Oh, um, my phone died. 1299 01:06:11,938 --> 01:06:13,440 You want to just call her on mine? 1300 01:06:13,673 --> 01:06:15,975 I don't want to bother her if she's in class. 1301 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:23,616 You're an architect. 1302 01:06:23,717 --> 01:06:26,853 I am? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm very intuitive. 1303 01:06:30,230 --> 01:06:34,160 But you want to be an adventurer. Something's holding you back. 1304 01:06:35,195 --> 01:06:35,862 What is it? 1305 01:06:37,197 --> 01:06:37,864 I think it's you. 1306 01:06:39,199 --> 01:06:40,867 Well, what's gonna happen to me? 1307 01:06:43,236 --> 01:06:44,671 I don't know. Can you do my back? 1308 01:06:45,972 --> 01:06:47,140 Sure, okay. 1309 01:06:49,209 --> 01:06:50,844 Whoo! Okay. 1310 01:06:54,180 --> 01:06:55,582 Oh, yes please. 1311 01:06:55,682 --> 01:06:56,750 Some for you. 1312 01:06:56,850 --> 01:06:58,418 Muchas gracias. 1313 01:07:03,823 --> 01:07:05,525 You can't volley at the net. 1314 01:07:05,658 --> 01:07:06,893 What? 1315 01:07:07,494 --> 01:07:09,429 In pickleball, you can't volley within seven 1316 01:07:09,529 --> 01:07:10,830 feet of the net. It's called the kitchen. 1317 01:07:12,198 --> 01:07:14,167 Right. - Right. 1318 01:07:14,234 --> 01:07:15,902 So how did you really break your arms? 1319 01:07:20,507 --> 01:07:22,442 Okay, I'm not gonna bullshit you anymore. I crashed 1320 01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:25,110 my car into the back of a ****** ice cream truck. 1321 01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:26,913 And I wasn't wearing a seatbelt. 1322 01:07:28,515 --> 01:07:31,217 The airbag just like obliterated me. I mean, 1323 01:07:31,351 --> 01:07:33,953 there's no way that's how it's meant to work. 1324 01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:35,889 It was like way too much force. 1325 01:07:37,524 --> 01:07:40,560 I can't let you teach Driver's Ed anymore. 1326 01:07:40,694 --> 01:07:42,729 Yeah, I get that. 1327 01:07:43,263 --> 01:07:44,631 Can I be honest with you? 1328 01:07:44,731 --> 01:07:47,367 Yeah. 1329 01:07:47,434 --> 01:07:50,470 I think my novel's a piece of shit. 1330 01:07:50,570 --> 01:07:53,406 And I really hate the main character, which is 1331 01:07:53,540 --> 01:07:55,642 messed up cause it's like semi-autobiographical. 1332 01:07:57,577 --> 01:08:01,114 I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I think the problem is that um... 1333 01:08:05,850 --> 01:08:08,540 Uh, I'm not good at anything. 1334 01:08:08,154 --> 01:08:12,225 I can't believe I'm saying this, but you're actually really good with kids. 1335 01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:13,727 Really? You think so? 1336 01:08:13,793 --> 01:08:16,730 Yes. I mean you like them a *** of a lot more than I do. 1337 01:08:18,298 --> 01:08:19,733 Do you know what I mean? 1338 01:08:19,833 --> 01:08:22,569 I do. Why do you have this job? Did you lose a bet? 1339 01:08:26,172 --> 01:08:28,740 Oh my god! 1340 01:08:29,142 --> 01:08:31,745 It's like *** permeates the air here, you know? 1341 01:08:31,845 --> 01:08:34,347 You can feel it 1342 01:08:34,447 --> 01:08:39,753 By the way, I know it's weird timing, but thank you guys for, you know, coming along. 1343 01:08:39,819 --> 01:08:45,458 I don't think I uh... could have done this without you guys. 1344 01:08:46,192 --> 01:08:49,629 Alright well, you have not done it yet, so don't get too excited here. 1345 01:08:50,597 --> 01:08:54,267 Well, whatever. Up until this point, I guess. 1346 01:08:54,334 --> 01:08:56,603 That's fair. - Take the compliment. 1347 01:08:59,639 --> 01:09:01,700 Hey, you think I could talk to you for a second? 1348 01:09:02,342 --> 01:09:03,900 Yeah, sure. 1349 01:09:08,348 --> 01:09:10,160 You know I was kidding today, right? 1350 01:09:11,351 --> 01:09:12,180 Uh, when? 1351 01:09:13,820 --> 01:09:16,790 Today. 1352 01:09:16,890 --> 01:09:22,562 Yoshi. Your mom died. You're in a lot of pain and it's okay. 1353 01:09:24,364 --> 01:09:26,499 I'm basically over it. 1354 01:09:26,633 --> 01:09:28,340 It's okay, you don't have to be over it. 1355 01:09:30,370 --> 01:09:31,371 I'm not. 1356 01:09:32,906 --> 01:09:38,211 I know. But you also can't make that an excuse for not taking care of yourself. 1357 01:09:43,830 --> 01:09:45,510 What if I feel like this for the rest of my life? 1358 01:09:47,387 --> 01:09:50,156 No, I don't... I don't think you will. 1359 01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:56,930 You can definitely let it go without losing her. 1360 01:09:58,365 --> 01:10:00,330 You know that, right? 1361 01:10:04,371 --> 01:10:05,372 Yeah. 1362 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:11,440 So, like... who do you know that's dead? 1363 01:10:13,413 --> 01:10:15,810 Um, my grandmother. 1364 01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:18,351 ****** old people, right? 1365 01:10:18,418 --> 01:10:20,860 Yeah. 1366 01:10:23,230 --> 01:10:25,458 Those two are good. Go on in. Go ahead. 1367 01:10:26,793 --> 01:10:27,460 No, no, no, they're with us. 1368 01:10:28,795 --> 01:10:29,462 Girls only. 1369 01:10:31,264 --> 01:10:32,298 I got coke. 1370 01:10:32,799 --> 01:10:36,360 Yeah, we all do. *** off. 1371 01:10:36,102 --> 01:10:39,406 No, guys, these rules seem like arbitrary. -Yeah 1372 01:10:39,706 --> 01:10:42,609 Okay. Alright, you guys just go in. We'll figure something out. Yeah yeah! 1373 01:10:42,709 --> 01:10:43,710 Are you sure? - Yeah yeah yeah 1374 01:10:43,777 --> 01:10:45,378 Totally. 1375 01:10:45,445 --> 01:10:46,479 Come on. They'll live. 1376 01:10:47,814 --> 01:10:49,490 *** that guy. 1377 01:10:49,115 --> 01:10:50,550 Yeah, dude. 1378 01:10:50,650 --> 01:10:53,119 Weird thing is I actually kind of liked him, you know? 1379 01:10:54,387 --> 01:10:57,424 Okay, we need another plan. We gotta figure this out. 1380 01:10:57,557 --> 01:11:01,610 Get the *** in. That's the plan, okay? Let's Santa Claus this ****. 1381 01:11:01,161 --> 01:11:03,730 Let's free climb up the side and jump down through the chimney. 1382 01:11:03,830 --> 01:11:04,497 Yeah. 1383 01:11:05,832 --> 01:11:08,680 Um, alright, is there a plan B? 1384 01:11:15,408 --> 01:11:20,814 Oh my god. - Everyone's wearing handcuffs. 1385 01:11:20,914 --> 01:11:25,752 This party is fire. Did I just sound like a total dork? 1386 01:11:25,819 --> 01:11:29,756 No, you're not a dork. You're ****** cool and you're gonna save the world. 1387 01:11:29,856 --> 01:11:31,524 You're ****** cool. 1388 01:11:32,859 --> 01:11:34,427 Do you wanna get a drink? 1389 01:11:34,527 --> 01:11:35,695 Yeah, yeah, I actually do. 1390 01:11:37,364 --> 01:11:39,990 Just stay close, okay? 1391 01:11:48,274 --> 01:11:49,275 Shit. 1392 01:11:54,881 --> 01:11:55,548 It's a basement. 1393 01:11:57,884 --> 01:11:59,520 Oh shit. 1394 01:12:00,553 --> 01:12:02,355 ***, it's locked. 1395 01:12:03,123 --> 01:12:04,958 Think you could throw me through the door? 1396 01:12:05,580 --> 01:12:06,793 No. 1397 01:12:06,893 --> 01:12:07,961 Yeah, maybe I could break it down. 1398 01:12:08,628 --> 01:12:09,562 ***! 1399 01:12:10,897 --> 01:12:11,564 ***! 1400 01:12:14,134 --> 01:12:15,568 Oh shit. 1401 01:12:23,710 --> 01:12:24,377 Alright. 1402 01:12:26,312 --> 01:12:27,313 Oh, I know! 1403 01:12:28,915 --> 01:12:29,916 Yeah, for real. 1404 01:12:30,150 --> 01:12:31,551 That is so funny though. 1405 01:12:33,860 --> 01:12:34,387 Oh, shit! 1406 01:12:48,101 --> 01:12:49,836 Whoa! 1407 01:12:52,205 --> 01:12:54,174 Dude. Are you okay man? 1408 01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:57,711 No, he just punched me in the ****, dude! Why did he do that? 1409 01:12:57,844 --> 01:12:59,179 I don't know, he told you to guard your dog, 1410 01:12:59,279 --> 01:13:00,246 dude, and you didn't guard it. - I know! I know! 1411 01:13:02,150 --> 01:13:03,160 What a ****. 1412 01:13:05,585 --> 01:13:07,253 This is a sick party though, right? 1413 01:13:12,592 --> 01:13:14,940 What is wrong with you, dude? 1414 01:13:14,594 --> 01:13:15,261 Gotta dance. 1415 01:13:17,300 --> 01:13:18,732 Woo! 1416 01:13:19,299 --> 01:13:20,867 I think I like girls. 1417 01:13:24,371 --> 01:13:27,874 I don't know what I am or anything, but... 1418 01:13:29,576 --> 01:13:30,877 Yeah, I like girls. 1419 01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:33,646 Hey, that's cool. 1420 01:13:37,384 --> 01:13:39,652 You know, you're the only person I've ever said that to. 1421 01:13:40,587 --> 01:13:43,490 Wait. If I'm the only person, does that mean... 1422 01:13:44,891 --> 01:13:47,260 Does that mean you haven't like... you know... 1423 01:13:47,994 --> 01:13:50,630 No, I don't even know how to start. 1424 01:13:50,397 --> 01:13:52,465 I mean, everyone knows me already and... 1425 01:13:53,233 --> 01:13:55,802 So I feel like I just need to wait until next year to completely reinvent myself. 1426 01:13:55,902 --> 01:13:57,300 No, no Aparna 1427 01:13:57,103 --> 01:13:59,639 *** waiting. 1428 01:13:59,739 --> 01:14:02,776 Come on, Jeremy didn't wait. He just... he just got in the car and came here. 1429 01:14:03,943 --> 01:14:06,913 Yeah, well, Jeremy's gonna get his heart broken. 1430 01:14:06,980 --> 01:14:08,114 Yeah, I know. 1431 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:11,418 But you know, I don't really think that's the point. 1432 01:14:25,532 --> 01:14:26,700 Hey hey! 1433 01:14:27,701 --> 01:14:28,468 Thank you. 1434 01:14:34,941 --> 01:14:36,843 So what's going on with you and Evie? 1435 01:14:36,943 --> 01:14:38,110 What? 1436 01:14:38,111 --> 01:14:40,460 What do you mean? 1437 01:14:40,146 --> 01:14:42,782 "What do you mean?" 1438 01:14:42,882 --> 01:14:44,818 There's nothing going on with me and Evie. I don't know what you're talking about. 1439 01:14:44,951 --> 01:14:46,152 Why not? 1440 01:14:46,453 --> 01:14:50,357 Like, she's fine. She's nice, she's creative, she's smart. 1441 01:14:50,457 --> 01:14:52,659 Dude, I came here for Samantha. 1442 01:14:57,297 --> 01:14:58,965 Maybe we don't know why we go anywhere. - 1443 01:15:00,300 --> 01:15:01,668 What? 1444 01:15:01,801 --> 01:15:03,200 Oh... shit 1445 01:15:03,236 --> 01:15:04,304 What, what, what? 1446 01:15:05,305 --> 01:15:06,740 Is it your ****? 1447 01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,675 No, no, no, it's my butt, dude. No cap. Okay? 1448 01:15:10,310 --> 01:15:13,790 Mudslides are running straight through me. I gotta go find a bathroom. 1449 01:15:22,889 --> 01:15:24,357 Oh my god, you made it! 1450 01:15:24,491 --> 01:15:26,920 Hey! 1451 01:15:26,192 --> 01:15:28,940 Um, hey, wait, where's Aparna? 1452 01:15:28,194 --> 01:15:29,396 Oh, she went to the bathroom. 1453 01:15:29,496 --> 01:15:31,564 Oh shit, yeah, so did Yoshi. 1454 01:15:31,664 --> 01:15:33,666 Hey, have you seen Samantha anywhere? Like... 1455 01:15:34,401 --> 01:15:36,703 No. No, I don't even think she's here, honestly. 1456 01:15:37,170 --> 01:15:38,371 Yo, take the bottle! 1457 01:15:38,505 --> 01:15:39,372 Oh! Yeah! 1458 01:15:39,506 --> 01:15:41,740 Oh, thanks man. 1459 01:15:42,175 --> 01:15:42,842 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1460 01:15:42,909 --> 01:15:43,777 Gimme your hand. 1461 01:15:44,744 --> 01:15:46,179 No, no, no, we don't want this. We're all good. 1462 01:15:47,714 --> 01:15:49,182 Champagne and shackles, bro. I have to do this. 1463 01:15:50,583 --> 01:15:51,351 Enjoy. 1464 01:16:07,767 --> 01:16:08,601 Hey! 1465 01:16:09,269 --> 01:16:10,537 Hey! - It's you! 1466 01:16:11,538 --> 01:16:12,872 Uh, Aparna. 1467 01:16:12,939 --> 01:16:13,873 You're Lo, right? 1468 01:16:13,940 --> 01:16:14,874 Yes ma'am. 1469 01:16:14,941 --> 01:16:15,875 Wait, you go here? 1470 01:16:15,942 --> 01:16:17,110 Mhm. You? 1471 01:16:17,210 --> 01:16:19,312 No, uh, no, I'm in high school. 1472 01:16:19,946 --> 01:16:23,483 But I'm 18 though, which is... that's a college age. 1473 01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:26,419 I know, but... high school, right? For now. 1474 01:16:27,887 --> 01:16:30,724 Um, which sucks, but it's... it's whatever, also. 1475 01:16:32,959 --> 01:16:34,427 Where's... where's Gus? 1476 01:16:34,561 --> 01:16:35,729 Oh, he's just hanging out. 1477 01:16:36,963 --> 01:16:38,431 Oh my god, he's... 1478 01:16:38,565 --> 01:16:39,566 He's so cool. 1479 01:16:40,767 --> 01:16:41,401 He's the life of the party right there. 1480 01:16:43,803 --> 01:16:46,272 Wait, I didn't know they let you have dogs. 1481 01:16:46,406 --> 01:16:48,675 They don't. I had to pay a $500 fine and they kicked me out of the dorm. 1482 01:16:48,775 --> 01:16:50,110 Oh. 1483 01:16:50,243 --> 01:16:51,411 Yeah. It was against the rules. 1484 01:16:52,746 --> 01:16:55,115 Well, I mean... rules are overrated. 1485 01:16:59,850 --> 01:17:03,256 Today's actually the first day in my life that I haven't followed the rules. 1486 01:17:05,759 --> 01:17:07,293 Do you think that's sad? 1487 01:17:07,427 --> 01:17:09,262 No. No, I think it's exciting. 1488 01:17:10,597 --> 01:17:11,765 It means anything can happen. 1489 01:17:12,599 --> 01:17:13,933 You know? 1490 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,769 Yeah. Yeah, totally. 1491 01:17:22,575 --> 01:17:23,476 I'll just go here. 1492 01:17:23,576 --> 01:17:25,211 Ew, no! Go to a stall! 1493 01:17:25,311 --> 01:17:26,246 There's a sink right here. 1494 01:17:26,346 --> 01:17:28,682 Ew, you're so gross. 1495 01:17:39,592 --> 01:17:40,260 I like your necklace. 1496 01:17:41,161 --> 01:17:41,761 Really? 1497 01:17:41,861 --> 01:17:42,696 You do? 1498 01:17:42,762 --> 01:17:44,230 Yeah. 1499 01:17:44,330 --> 01:17:46,499 Has a very powerful energy. 1500 01:17:46,599 --> 01:17:48,680 It's very, very special. 1501 01:17:48,168 --> 01:17:49,269 Yeah. 1502 01:17:50,300 --> 01:17:51,271 It is. 1503 01:17:53,606 --> 01:17:54,507 Take it. 1504 01:17:54,607 --> 01:17:57,243 No. No, I can't take your necklace. 1505 01:17:57,610 --> 01:17:59,512 It's not mine. 1506 01:17:59,612 --> 01:18:00,780 Not really, anyway. 1507 01:18:03,350 --> 01:18:04,784 I'm serious. I don't need it anymore. 1508 01:18:13,626 --> 01:18:14,627 You're the fool. 1509 01:18:15,362 --> 01:18:17,263 I know. I'm a ****** idiot. 1510 01:18:17,364 --> 01:18:21,670 No. You're on an inspired journey of endless possibilities. 1511 01:18:22,350 --> 01:18:23,536 I am? 1512 01:18:23,636 --> 01:18:24,304 Mhm. 1513 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,109 Nice. 1514 01:18:29,209 --> 01:18:30,643 One, two, three, four! 1515 01:19:15,922 --> 01:19:17,230 Oh shit. 1516 01:19:17,424 --> 01:19:19,359 Uh... 1517 01:19:19,492 --> 01:19:20,360 It's you. 1518 01:19:20,493 --> 01:19:21,494 Hey, little man. 1519 01:19:22,362 --> 01:19:24,130 They... they didn't catch you? 1520 01:19:24,197 --> 01:19:27,934 *** no they didn't catch me. I'm quick as shit. Too fast, too furious. 1521 01:19:30,203 --> 01:19:31,938 What... what are you doing here? 1522 01:19:32,380 --> 01:19:34,507 Making a delivery. These kids gotta get their drugs somewhere. 1523 01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,110 Oh shit, dude, I'm a drug dealer too. - Oh, for real? 1524 01:19:37,210 --> 01:19:38,440 Yeah, yeah. 1525 01:19:38,178 --> 01:19:40,213 Don't *** with my shit. 1526 01:19:40,513 --> 01:19:43,316 Guard your dog. 1527 01:19:43,383 --> 01:19:46,119 Oh, he got it. He got everything. 1528 01:19:50,223 --> 01:19:51,524 You know, I think I'm tipsy. 1529 01:19:51,725 --> 01:19:53,326 Yeah, I think you're drunk. 1530 01:19:53,626 --> 01:19:55,280 I didn't think we'd have this much fun. 1531 01:19:56,463 --> 01:19:58,398 Like, we should do this more often. 1532 01:19:58,531 --> 01:19:59,199 Totally. 1533 01:20:00,567 --> 01:20:01,468 Oh shit. 1534 01:20:01,568 --> 01:20:02,202 What? 1535 01:20:02,902 --> 01:20:03,903 She's here. 1536 01:20:05,538 --> 01:20:06,206 Are you okay? 1537 01:20:12,879 --> 01:20:14,314 She looks really happy. 1538 01:20:20,987 --> 01:20:22,220 Right, okay, well. 1539 01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:24,724 You look stupid. 1540 01:20:24,824 --> 01:20:26,259 I'll follow you. 1541 01:20:31,331 --> 01:20:31,998 Hey, Sam. 1542 01:20:34,768 --> 01:20:35,769 Jeremy? 1543 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:42,420 How are you here? 1544 01:20:42,108 --> 01:20:48,515 Well, I uh... I stole a driver's ed car so I could come see you. 1545 01:20:48,615 --> 01:20:50,550 What? 1546 01:20:50,617 --> 01:20:52,719 Yeah, sorry. I just felt like I couldn't wait till homecoming, you know, 1547 01:20:52,786 --> 01:20:54,754 and you also said that you weren't gonna come 1548 01:20:54,854 --> 01:20:56,356 home for homecoming, so I basically just... yeah. 1549 01:20:56,589 --> 01:20:58,258 Sorry, who are you, dude? 1550 01:20:59,793 --> 01:21:01,461 I'm her boyfriend. Who the *** are you? 1551 01:21:01,594 --> 01:21:02,462 Bro. Chill. 1552 01:21:02,595 --> 01:21:03,763 This is Scooby. 1553 01:21:03,863 --> 01:21:05,198 'Sup. 1554 01:21:05,298 --> 01:21:05,965 Scooby... 1555 01:21:06,990 --> 01:21:07,801 I know you. 1556 01:21:07,934 --> 01:21:09,636 Oh, yeah, we had Econ last year. 1557 01:21:11,137 --> 01:21:12,605 You guys came together? 1558 01:21:13,306 --> 01:21:15,275 I was in the car with him that he stole. 1559 01:21:17,310 --> 01:21:20,246 Um... why didn't you call me? 1560 01:21:20,313 --> 01:21:21,815 I wanted to surprise you. 1561 01:21:22,315 --> 01:21:24,484 Damn, bro, that's a big swing. 1562 01:21:27,721 --> 01:21:32,492 Yeah, and uh... and I also threw my phone off a bridge so I couldn't call you. 1563 01:21:32,625 --> 01:21:36,296 Anyway, it's... it's a long ****** story, a lot happened, but I'm here. 1564 01:21:37,163 --> 01:21:39,399 This is crazy, Jer. 1565 01:21:39,499 --> 01:21:45,505 Um, can we just go somewhere? Just to talk, please? Figure this out. 1566 01:21:45,638 --> 01:21:48,174 Yes. Yeah, come on. 1567 01:21:48,575 --> 01:21:50,310 Oh my god, that means we're all going. 1568 01:21:51,411 --> 01:21:53,130 Um, you stole a car? 1569 01:21:53,146 --> 01:21:54,414 Yeah, yeah. 1570 01:21:54,514 --> 01:21:55,348 Why are you saying it like it's normal? 1571 01:21:58,180 --> 01:22:01,521 I miss you. Alright. Sam, I know I'm not supposed to say that, but... 1572 01:22:01,654 --> 01:22:03,323 I miss you too. 1573 01:22:05,658 --> 01:22:06,326 Who's Noah? 1574 01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:09,662 He's my friend? 1575 01:22:09,763 --> 01:22:12,665 Kind of odd that you never mentioned him before. 1576 01:22:12,766 --> 01:22:15,635 Okay, well, I guess it never came up, Jer. I mean, 1577 01:22:15,702 --> 01:22:18,380 every day there's like so much that happens here. 1578 01:22:18,171 --> 01:22:19,539 I've told you that. 1579 01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:22,275 Whatever. 1580 01:22:23,710 --> 01:22:26,880 Wait. You think I'm cheating on you? 1581 01:22:28,381 --> 01:22:29,849 I don't know. I don't know. 1582 01:22:31,451 --> 01:22:33,119 I wouldn't do that. 1583 01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:39,559 Guys, I hate to interrupt. Um, I do have a picture of you kissing him. 1584 01:22:39,693 --> 01:22:41,161 Oh shit. - What? 1585 01:22:41,227 --> 01:22:45,465 No, I don't have like the photo, but I mean, there is a photo. 1586 01:22:45,565 --> 01:22:49,335 What photo? Why didn't you say anything to me? 1587 01:22:49,402 --> 01:22:53,139 I don't know, I didn't think it would've mattered, but now I'm thinking like... 1588 01:22:53,239 --> 01:22:53,973 Noah's ***.ana 1635 01:25:23,219 --> 01:25:25,221 I have a *** cousin. 1589 01:22:59,790 --> 01:23:05,585 Oh. Sorry, I just... I didn't catch that on his Instagram, so... 1590 01:23:05,719 --> 01:23:09,890 Okay, whatever that means. Well, he's actually not 1591 01:23:09,222 --> 01:23:11,758 out to his family. And he's very anxious about it too. 1592 01:23:14,260 --> 01:23:16,930 Also, remind me how any of this has anything to do with you? 1593 01:23:17,731 --> 01:23:18,865 Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. 1594 01:23:18,932 --> 01:23:19,733 Yeah. 1595 01:23:21,601 --> 01:23:23,336 I'm not cheating on you. 1596 01:23:26,720 --> 01:23:27,107 What about this guy? 1597 01:23:27,941 --> 01:23:29,442 I just met him. 1598 01:23:29,576 --> 01:23:30,844 We haven't hooked up yet, dude. 1599 01:23:30,944 --> 01:23:32,779 Whoa whoa whoa whoa. We are not going to. 1600 01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:38,184 Okay? Look, it's a themed party. Everyone has a date. You have a date. 1601 01:23:38,284 --> 01:23:42,455 Next week is um... "anything but clothes". You should come through. 1602 01:23:44,524 --> 01:23:45,191 You too. 1603 01:23:48,461 --> 01:23:51,431 Sam, remember uh... how much we missed each other last year 1604 01:23:51,531 --> 01:23:53,933 when you and your family went on the Viking River Cruise? 1605 01:23:56,302 --> 01:23:58,938 I thought this year was just gonna be like that but longer. But it's not. 1606 01:24:00,774 --> 01:24:02,208 I know. 1607 01:24:02,308 --> 01:24:03,943 Facts. My high school girlfriend and I stayed 1608 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:05,945 together too cause we were in love and shit. 1609 01:24:06,460 --> 01:24:09,816 But I was here and she was at Vanderbilt. 1610 01:24:10,116 --> 01:24:13,753 And it was so hard, dude. Because you want to go out 1611 01:24:13,820 --> 01:24:17,223 and meet people and make friends and get ***ed up. 1612 01:24:17,323 --> 01:24:20,627 You got this person that you love, that was your ****** world. 1613 01:24:20,727 --> 01:24:22,962 All of a sudden she's just not there. 1614 01:24:23,630 --> 01:24:26,166 And it's confusing, dog. And you miss her and you're 1615 01:24:26,299 --> 01:24:29,135 wondering like, what is she doing right now? You know? 1616 01:24:29,235 --> 01:24:31,304 But that is how it gets twisted. 1617 01:24:32,839 --> 01:24:35,475 Thanksgiving is a bloodbath. Everyone breaks up at Thanksgiving. 1618 01:24:41,414 --> 01:24:41,848 I'ma let you cook. 1619 01:24:46,820 --> 01:24:50,490 Um, Sam, I'm... I'm gonna go to NYU. 1620 01:24:54,270 --> 01:24:55,595 Okay. 1621 01:24:56,496 --> 01:25:01,701 I mean, you know, who knows if I'll get in. I mean I'm gonna apply to NYU. 1622 01:25:01,835 --> 01:25:03,503 Of course you'll get in. It's you. 1623 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:08,108 And... you should go. 1624 01:25:10,944 --> 01:25:14,114 I just don't want to feel shitty all the time. And 1625 01:25:14,214 --> 01:25:17,450 um... and I don't want you to feel shitty all the time. 1626 01:25:17,550 --> 01:25:21,210 And and... so, I think we maybe need to... 1627 01:25:23,723 --> 01:25:26,459 not be what we were anymore. 1628 01:25:28,128 --> 01:25:28,895 I feel the same. 1629 01:25:32,399 --> 01:25:36,200 I gotta break the seal. I'm sorry. She's gotta come with. 1630 01:25:36,690 --> 01:25:37,871 Dude, just break the bottle. 1631 01:25:38,138 --> 01:25:39,239 That's against the rules. 1632 01:25:39,372 --> 01:25:41,741 Who the *** cares about the rules, man? 1633 01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:42,542 Literally everybody. 1634 01:25:45,780 --> 01:25:46,120 Okay. Okay. 1635 01:25:46,790 --> 01:25:47,470 I gotta go. 1636 01:25:47,147 --> 01:25:47,814 Just one second 1637 01:25:49,416 --> 01:25:51,918 So... is this it? 1638 01:25:53,586 --> 01:25:59,759 Don't say that. Let's just... let's not say anything? 1639 01:26:03,430 --> 01:26:08,401 So... what, we're supposed to just act like everything's normal and then 1640 01:26:08,501 --> 01:26:11,571 follow each other on Instagram in 20 years or whatever this thing is? 1641 01:26:13,106 --> 01:26:16,676 Well, in 20 years... we'll be almost 40. 1642 01:26:17,911 --> 01:26:18,578 Ew. 1643 01:26:22,582 --> 01:26:24,417 I love you. 1644 01:26:31,124 --> 01:26:33,760 Wait, you should come to that party for real. 1645 01:26:33,860 --> 01:26:35,795 It's next week. Anything but clothes. 1646 01:26:35,929 --> 01:26:37,597 I'm okay. Thank you though. 1647 01:26:40,467 --> 01:26:41,468 Okay. 1648 01:26:43,136 --> 01:26:44,371 Bye Jer. 1649 01:26:44,471 --> 01:26:46,239 Come on. Come on. I need to go. 1650 01:26:46,306 --> 01:26:47,774 Okay. 1651 01:26:47,874 --> 01:26:48,608 Later. 1652 01:27:03,890 --> 01:27:05,625 Hey, it's okay if you need to cry. 1653 01:27:06,893 --> 01:27:09,629 Well, I'm probably gonna cry later. 1654 01:27:13,666 --> 01:27:14,834 Hey, why are you crying? 1655 01:27:14,968 --> 01:27:15,635 I don't know. 1656 01:27:19,239 --> 01:27:22,976 So, um, were you serious about like the whole NYU thing? 1657 01:27:24,177 --> 01:27:26,746 Yeah. 1658 01:27:26,846 --> 01:27:29,249 We could hang out in New York, you know. If I get in. 1659 01:27:31,685 --> 01:27:33,787 I wasn't really expecting this. 1660 01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:34,654 What? 1661 01:27:36,656 --> 01:27:37,657 You surprised me. 1662 01:27:44,197 --> 01:27:45,665 Hey Evie, do you want to go to prom with me? 1663 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:50,870 Prom is in May. That's like 8 months from now. 1664 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:52,672 Yeah, I know. 1665 01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:57,444 Yeah. Yeah, I'll go with you. 1666 01:27:59,120 --> 01:27:59,679 It's a date. 1667 01:28:01,281 --> 01:28:03,160 What's up, players? 1668 01:28:03,116 --> 01:28:04,217 Hey. 1669 01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:08,221 Freeze! 1670 01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:12,392 Joyride's over, loverboy. 1671 01:28:12,525 --> 01:28:14,394 Dude. Kevin. 1672 01:28:14,527 --> 01:28:16,620 What are you doing here? 1673 01:28:16,863 --> 01:28:17,797 Looking for your dumbasses. 1674 01:28:18,898 --> 01:28:20,400 Yes! 1675 01:28:20,533 --> 01:28:22,969 How'd you find us? 1676 01:28:23,690 --> 01:28:24,404 Oh, we knew you were going to visit your girlfriend, so we traced her phone. 1677 01:28:24,537 --> 01:28:25,739 Yeah. Ex-girlfriend. 1678 01:28:26,740 --> 01:28:28,174 Oh no. - Come on, man. 1679 01:28:28,241 --> 01:28:29,409 Shut up. - I didn't do anything! 1680 01:28:29,542 --> 01:28:30,543 Shut your ass up. 1681 01:28:32,579 --> 01:28:33,713 You... you got him? 1682 01:28:33,813 --> 01:28:35,480 You're goddamn right I did. 1683 01:28:36,820 --> 01:28:37,317 You nearly shot me, man. 1684 01:28:38,551 --> 01:28:40,987 I mostly blame the gun. But I am sorry. 1685 01:28:42,550 --> 01:28:43,560 Thanks. 1686 01:28:43,556 --> 01:28:47,227 Walsh. Come on, baby. Round them up. Let's go. 1687 01:28:49,562 --> 01:28:51,765 Come on, Kev. 1688 01:28:51,898 --> 01:28:53,266 Hey, can I talk to you? Come on. 1689 01:28:57,270 --> 01:28:59,205 I don't want to arrest these kids. 1690 01:28:59,272 --> 01:29:01,374 This is your way back on the force. 1691 01:29:01,908 --> 01:29:05,745 Yeah, not like this. Yoshi's a good kid. He's just kind of a *** up. 1692 01:29:09,182 --> 01:29:12,285 I don't think I want back on the force. The school gig's pretty chill, you know? 1693 01:29:13,553 --> 01:29:15,188 Alright. Alright. 1694 01:29:15,922 --> 01:29:18,258 Here's our story. You and I apprehended this 1695 01:29:18,358 --> 01:29:20,727 shithead together with a tip from the kids. 1696 01:29:20,794 --> 01:29:21,461 Everybody goes home happy. 1697 01:29:22,862 --> 01:29:25,310 That's just crazy enough to work, but what about me? 1698 01:29:25,131 --> 01:29:27,200 I will shoot your ******* off. 1699 01:29:27,934 --> 01:29:31,771 How the *** are you on a first-name basis with Officer Walsh? What? 1700 01:29:31,871 --> 01:29:32,806 I hook him up. 1701 01:29:34,374 --> 01:29:36,376 With weed. 1702 01:29:36,476 --> 01:29:38,311 Wait, I'm sorry. I thought you only sold to kids. 1703 01:29:38,445 --> 01:29:40,880 Look, he's a kid at heart, alright? I hook 1704 01:29:40,980 --> 01:29:42,816 him up for free and he keeps the heat off me. 1705 01:29:43,483 --> 01:29:44,484 Right. 1706 01:29:48,154 --> 01:29:50,724 Alright. How many of you have been drinking? 1707 01:29:54,961 --> 01:29:56,830 Then you're staying here tonight, okay? 1708 01:29:56,963 --> 01:29:59,265 Sleep in the grass, sleep in a car, wherever. 1709 01:29:59,332 --> 01:30:04,700 I don't care. Just don't drive for at least eight hours. Got it? 1710 01:30:04,971 --> 01:30:08,740 Thank you. Thanks. Yes. Yes, sir. 1711 01:30:08,174 --> 01:30:09,342 Thank you. Let's roll. 1712 01:30:11,745 --> 01:30:15,150 Really is your lucky day, Tiny ****. 1713 01:30:18,985 --> 01:30:20,353 Yoshi, call me up. 1714 01:30:25,492 --> 01:30:28,940 Oh my ****** god. Never have I been so happy 1715 01:30:28,194 --> 01:30:30,296 that you're a ****** drug dealer, dude. 1716 01:30:30,363 --> 01:30:32,132 It has its benefits, I told you. 1717 01:30:32,198 --> 01:30:33,867 I mean, yeah! - That's insane. 1718 01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,201 I don't know, he's a cool dude. 1719 01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:37,370 Yeah, let's just... let's just get this off. 1720 01:30:41,700 --> 01:30:43,610 Oh wow. Looks like we missed all the fun. 1721 01:30:47,470 --> 01:30:48,782 Gus! Let's go! 1722 01:30:51,184 --> 01:30:52,886 Go to the car. 1723 01:30:53,190 --> 01:30:54,287 Hey, look who it is! - Hey! 1724 01:30:54,387 --> 01:30:55,555 Hey! 1725 01:30:55,689 --> 01:30:56,556 What's up? 1726 01:30:56,690 --> 01:30:57,557 How are you? 1727 01:30:57,691 --> 01:30:58,558 Good. How are you? 1728 01:30:58,692 --> 01:31:01,227 I'm great. 1729 01:31:01,361 --> 01:31:04,864 Um, so I'm gonna stay at Lo's place. And then we can meet at the car in the morning? 1730 01:31:04,964 --> 01:31:07,670 Absolutely. Yes, ma'am. - Okay. 1731 01:31:28,688 --> 01:31:30,557 Hi. Good morning. 1732 01:31:30,657 --> 01:31:33,326 Good morning. - I got breakfast burritos. 1733 01:31:33,426 --> 01:31:35,662 That's not all you got. 1734 01:31:35,762 --> 01:31:37,931 Wow. You went there. 1735 01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:39,733 You did too. 1736 01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:41,234 Thanks. 1737 01:31:43,436 --> 01:31:45,605 State police are reporting that these hero 1738 01:31:45,739 --> 01:31:48,208 students were on a college visit. Is that true? 1739 01:31:48,274 --> 01:31:50,844 Yes, that's correct. That is true. And I'm so 1740 01:31:50,944 --> 01:31:53,413 proud of them, but I'm not surprised at all. 1741 01:31:53,613 --> 01:31:56,616 Doing the right thing even when it's scary or difficult 1742 01:31:56,750 --> 01:31:59,419 is something I've tried to instill in all of our students. 1743 01:31:59,619 --> 01:32:02,889 I think what she's trying to say is that caution 1744 01:32:02,956 --> 01:32:05,458 is overrated. May fortune favor the foolish. 1745 01:32:07,193 --> 01:32:08,962 The bold. Fortune favors the bold. 1746 01:32:10,430 --> 01:32:11,464 That too. 1747 01:32:13,330 --> 01:32:17,437 ♪ And if it takes just a little heartache, it'll be alright. ♪ 1748 01:32:17,971 --> 01:32:22,475 ♪ And if it takes us a really long way, it's a scenic drive. ♪ 1749 01:32:23,309 --> 01:32:24,744 ♪ Cause if it's you... ♪ 1750 01:32:27,147 --> 01:32:28,648 ...you'd be like, "No ****** way!" 1751 01:32:28,782 --> 01:32:34,788 ♪ Well that's alright... ♪ 1752 01:32:35,155 --> 01:32:39,159 ♪ Yeah that's alright... ♪ 1753 01:32:40,493 --> 01:32:46,132 ♪ Yeah that's alright... ♪ 1754 01:32:46,232 --> 01:32:51,971 ♪ Well that's alright... ♪ 1755 01:32:56,810 --> 01:32:59,346 Well, glad we're home. 1756 01:33:01,581 --> 01:33:02,749 Alright bud. 1757 01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:06,152 We're gonna be in some serious shit. 1758 01:33:06,686 --> 01:33:10,523 Well, well, well. You crazy sons of *******, huh? 1759 01:33:11,658 --> 01:33:13,526 You did it. 1760 01:33:13,660 --> 01:33:14,861 Was it worth it? 1761 01:33:16,830 --> 01:33:19,699 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 1762 01:33:19,833 --> 01:33:22,268 Well alright then. 1763 01:33:22,369 --> 01:33:24,804 You followed your heart. And I'm proud of you. 1764 01:33:24,871 --> 01:33:26,873 Proud of all of you. 1765 01:33:29,175 --> 01:33:32,545 Whew. Well, this is me. See you jokers on Monday. 1766 01:33:34,180 --> 01:33:36,216 At Driver's Ed? 1767 01:33:36,349 --> 01:33:38,785 Oh no, I'm not allowed to teach that anymore. I'm your new guidance counselor. 1768 01:33:38,885 --> 01:33:40,553 Gonna talk to all of you about your futures. 1769 01:33:41,554 --> 01:33:43,456 Okay. 1770 01:33:43,556 --> 01:33:50,230 Ow! ***! Oh! You never get used to the pain! Ah! 1771 01:33:51,131 --> 01:33:52,232 Bye. 1772 01:33:52,365 --> 01:33:53,333 Bye. 1773 01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:56,636 You know what, honestly, I feel like this kind of thing 1774 01:33:56,736 --> 01:33:58,471 that we just did should be like low-key encouraged. 1775 01:33:58,571 --> 01:34:01,474 I feel different. I feel like something happened. 1776 01:34:02,208 --> 01:34:07,881 I feel like... so emotional right now. It's... I don't know I uh 1777 01:34:07,981 --> 01:34:11,184 I think I like you guys more than like everyone else I know. 1778 01:34:11,251 --> 01:34:13,920 Aww. - Aw, stop. 1779 01:34:14,540 --> 01:34:15,588 Yeah, we're so proud of you. 1780 01:34:18,258 --> 01:34:20,760 Man, we really just did a group hug. 1781 01:34:20,894 --> 01:34:24,970 How about we do something this weekend? Keep this thing going. 1782 01:34:24,230 --> 01:34:24,764 Why don't we make a movie? 1783 01:34:24,898 --> 01:34:26,499 *** yeah. Let's do it. 1784 01:34:26,833 --> 01:34:27,267 Let's do it! 1785 01:34:28,668 --> 01:34:30,103 Tripod should be the star. 1786 01:34:31,771 --> 01:34:33,506 No. 1787 01:34:33,606 --> 01:34:34,574 Alright, no, no, no. What are you doing? Come on. 1788 01:34:34,674 --> 01:34:36,776 I'm filming you. It's a great shot. Great light. 1789 01:34:36,910 --> 01:34:39,779 Really? Okay, well... You got your shot. That's enough now. 1790 01:34:39,913 --> 01:34:41,214 No I didn't. 1791 01:34:41,281 --> 01:34:43,183 Okay, no. That's enough. - It's not over yet. 1792 01:34:43,283 --> 01:34:45,952 ♪ You gotta get away... ♪ 1793 01:34:46,119 --> 01:34:50,230 ♪ Baby when you la la live the day... ♪ 1794 01:34:50,123 --> 01:34:52,592 ♪ You gotta get away... ♪ 1795 01:34:52,692 --> 01:34:55,462 ♪ Baby when you la la live the day... ♪ 1796 01:34:55,762 --> 01:34:58,765 ♪ Yeah you know cause even I know... ♪ 1797 01:34:58,965 --> 01:35:01,634 ♪ The boy doesn't make you feel like he should... ♪ 1798 01:35:01,935 --> 01:35:04,971 ♪ You gotta... ♪ 1799 01:35:05,105 --> 01:35:09,275 ♪ You gotta la la... ♪ 1800 01:35:09,376 --> 01:35:11,811 ♪ You gotta cause I know ♪ 1801 01:35:11,945 --> 01:35:14,381 ♪ The boy doesn't make you feel like he should... ♪ 1802 01:35:16,282 --> 01:35:19,386 ♪ You wake up in the morning with your coffee... ♪ 1803 01:35:19,486 --> 01:35:23,156 ♪ Thinking about the better life you could have... ♪ 1804 01:35:23,289 --> 01:35:25,225 ♪ Maybe you just need a new hobby... ♪ 1805 01:35:25,325 --> 01:35:29,162 ♪ Or a holiday down by the coast... ♪ 1806 01:35:29,295 --> 01:35:32,165 ♪ Leaning towards avoiding... ♪ 1807 01:35:32,298 --> 01:35:35,168 ♪ But he doesn't even think about it... ♪ 1808 01:35:35,301 --> 01:35:38,171 ♪ And you know cause even I know... ♪ 1809 01:35:38,304 --> 01:35:44,770 ♪ The boy doesn't make you feel like he should... ♪ 1810 01:35:44,310 --> 01:35:46,613 ♪ You gotta get away... ♪ 1811 01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:50,650 ♪ Baby when you la la live the day... ♪ 1812 01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:53,319 ♪ Yeah you know cause even I know... ♪ 1813 01:35:53,420 --> 01:35:57,424 ♪ The boy doesn't make you feel like he should... ♪ 1814 01:35:57,524 --> 01:36:00,260 ♪ Even I know... ♪ 1815 01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:04,197 ♪ The boy doesn't make you feel like he should... ♪ 1816 01:36:04,330 --> 01:36:07,200 ♪ It makes you cringe when he does it like that... ♪ 1817 01:36:07,333 --> 01:36:09,703 ♪ You're out of love now you're falling back... ♪