1 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:50,443 Huh? Oh! 2 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,226 Ooh! 3 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:54,841 Hmm? 4 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:02,148 Huh? 5 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:17,297 Oop! 6 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:19,699 Huh? 7 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:41,147 Nearly there, Hognob. 8 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:43,950 Nearly there. Just a bit farther. 9 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,120 Try a little bit harder. 10 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:49,989 Oh, we can do it. 11 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,827 Just a little bit more, Hognob. 12 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,730 Huh? 13 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:59,132 I... I can reach it. 14 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:06,600 Got it. 15 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:10,977 Still got it! 16 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:12,512 Oh! 17 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,289 Wait, Hognob, enough! 18 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:25,759 Oi, enough now! 19 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:32,699 Mammoths! Come on, Hognob. Let's go wake Bobnar. 20 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,367 Hey, Chief. 21 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,174 Chief! 22 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,543 What? What? What? 23 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,513 Are you awake, Chief? 24 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:50,500 Chief? 25 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:51,718 Time to go hunting. 26 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:53,653 Bit early, isn't it, Dug? 27 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,456 But, Chief, we're early man. 28 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:00,960 Come on, everyone. 29 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:02,395 Time to get up. 30 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:09,402 Huh? 31 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:15,410 Mm. 32 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:20,246 Morning, everyone. 33 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:22,849 Morning! Morning, Chief. Morning, Chief. Morning, Chief. 34 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,418 Bit nippy this morning. 35 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:27,721 Oops. Sorry. 36 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,758 Wait, Chief. Chief... 37 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:34,728 Chief. 38 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,730 So I've been thinking. 39 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,631 You know we always hunt rabbits? 40 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,801 Oh, yeah. Very tasty they are, too. 41 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,571 Yes, but couldn't we try hunting something... 42 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:47,874 well, you know, bigger? 43 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:50,543 What, like a hare? 44 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:53,279 No, like a buffalo, or a mammoth. 45 00:06:56,182 --> 00:07:01,721 You want us to hunt a five-ton, bone-crushing mammoth? 46 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,623 Yeah. Why not? 47 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,125 Huh? 48 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:07,761 I really believe we could do it, Chief. 49 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:10,930 Dug, look at our ancestors. 50 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:14,234 You don't see them hunting big things, do you? 51 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,636 They hunted little round beasts. 52 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:19,673 Of some sort. 53 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,909 Yeah, what are those things anyway? 54 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,277 Don't know. 55 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,346 I suppose they couldn't draw rabbits back then. 56 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:36,990 Wait. Sorry, no, Chief. 57 00:07:37,570 --> 00:07:38,258 Chief... 58 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,560 about the mammoth thing... 59 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:44,130 Look, I'll tell you what, I'll definitely bear it in mind. 60 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:45,932 All right? 61 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,135 Come on, Dug. 62 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:52,500 Right, gather round. 63 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,400 Grab a spear. 64 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,430 Oh! It's pointy! 65 00:07:57,143 --> 00:08:00,847 - Oh, Treebor. Just get over there. - Aw, Mum! 66 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,649 - Morning, Barry. - Morning, Dug. 67 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,517 Mr. Rock coming hunting today? 68 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:07,287 Oh, yeah, wouldn't miss it for the world. 69 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:09,823 Morning, Asbo. Change your underpants today? 70 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:11,825 Yeah! Changed them with Thongo, Chief. 71 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:12,959 Champion! 72 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,227 Mmm. 73 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,795 - Chief. - Yes, Gravelle? 74 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:19,733 Um, when I put my arm up, it hurts. 75 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,235 Well, don't do it, then. 76 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,638 Grubup, don't eat that. That's Eemak. 77 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:26,973 Yum! 78 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,213 Exactly. Uh... right. 79 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:34,981 Heads down, everyone. 80 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:36,883 Thank you, Dug. 81 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,200 Shh! 82 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:46,726 We give thanks for our valley, our home, 83 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:49,596 this precious ground which sustains us 84 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:53,330 and gives us shelter from the Badlands. 85 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:58,371 May we live in peace, balance, and harmony with our forest 86 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:01,241 and all the creatures we share it with. 87 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,279 Right, let's go kill something. 88 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,967 A rabbit! 89 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:07,700 That's it. That's it. 90 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,644 I've got him. 91 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,580 To you, Eemak. 92 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:16,583 Ouch. 93 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:22,188 Nice try, though. 94 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,491 Let's use an element of surprise. 95 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,128 Righto, Chief. 96 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,430 - Ow! - I got him! 97 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:34,000 No, I haven't! 98 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,103 Great! Champion! 99 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,342 Got you! 100 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,643 Whoa! 101 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,110 I got this, Gravelle. 102 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,448 Ha-hey! 103 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,364 Well done, Mr. Rock! 104 00:11:06,990 --> 00:11:07,901 Nice job, everyone. 105 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,603 Rabbit surprise tonight! 106 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,190 See, Dug? 107 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,522 We hunt rabbits, everyone's happy. 108 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,426 Although the thing about rabbits, Chief, 109 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,495 well, they are quite small. 110 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:38,198 Dug, Dug. Look at us... 111 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:43,236 You seriously think we could catch a mammoth? 112 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,904 Nice moves, Mr. Rock. 113 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:45,972 Us lot? 114 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:48,908 You've been practicing. 115 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,190 Shush, everyone. 116 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,918 Ooh. 117 00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:46,166 The rabbits are fighting back! 118 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:50,103 I don't think this is rabbits. 119 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:52,872 Attack! 120 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,521 Run! 121 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,174 Mr. Rock! 122 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,312 No! 123 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,614 No! 124 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,384 To the Badlands! 125 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,319 What, leave the valley? 126 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,210 Come on. Just run. 127 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,357 Hognob! 128 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,501 Where's Dug? 129 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,902 Have you seen Dug? 130 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,574 - Go on. - Thank you, Chief. 131 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:04,911 Dug! 132 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,885 Hmm... 133 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,880 excellent. 134 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,927 All right, secure the valley. 135 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,730 Start mining ore. 136 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,232 Or what, Lord Nooth? 137 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:06,720 Ore, you fool! Start mining the ore. 138 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,641 The metal that's in the ground. 139 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,645 Oh, the ore! In the ground. 140 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,713 Yes. 141 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,520 What about the primitives? 142 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,654 Oh, let them rot in The Badlands. 143 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:25,258 They are the low-achievers of history with their puny flints... 144 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,494 You've picked the wrong tribe to mess with. 145 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,960 Oh, I am so scared! You are waving your stones about! 146 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,600 The Age of Stone is over, Dino. 147 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,737 Long live the Age of Bronze! 148 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,145 Oh. 149 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,254 Okay, let's get moving. 150 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,122 Of course, Lord Nooth. Hyah! 151 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,791 I'm late for my massage. 152 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,398 Huh? 153 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:54,714 Uh... 154 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,697 Uh... 155 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,874 What are you doing? Get out of the way! 156 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,609 Hey! Hey! 157 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,555 Multi-purpose pen swords! 158 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,392 Very handy for opening bottles, too! 159 00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:41,895 Sliced bread. Wow! 160 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:45,980 That's the best thing since... well, ever! 161 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,867 Oh! 162 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,372 Hmm. 163 00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:55,408 Hey! 164 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,744 - Huh? - Don't touch the bronze. 165 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,913 - The what? - The bronze! 166 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,349 Where have you been, the Stone Age? 167 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,451 Oh. Uh... 168 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:06,119 What? 169 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,140 Fifty schnookels! Fifty schnookels! 170 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:37,650 Voluntary contribution. Everyone has to pay! 171 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,152 It has gone up again. 172 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,254 - It's daylight robbery! - Fifty schnookels! 173 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,922 Voluntary contribution! 174 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,458 Hey! She hasn't voluntarily contributed. 175 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,627 Hmm? Stop her! 176 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:52,132 - Hey. Hey. - Oi! Stop her! 177 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,288 Whoa! 178 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,125 Whoa! 179 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,332 Sorry! 180 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,673 I tell you, 181 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,975 I wouldn't want to be facing me out there. 182 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,919 Hey, Hügelgraber, can't you see in that thing? 183 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,210 The arena's this way. 184 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:56,396 You girls are gonna get slaughtered. 185 00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,799 Let's go! 186 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:24,190 All stand for our mighty leader, Lord Nooth! 187 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:30,497 Who challenges the champions? 188 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,433 We challenge the champions! 189 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,869 We accept the challenge! 190 00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:40,974 The hour has come. 191 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:47,180 Let the sacred game commence! 192 00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:01,628 Introducing Real Bronzio 193 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:04,931 and the captain, Jurgend! 194 00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:09,502 Today's match official, Referee Dino! 195 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,939 In the name of Queen Oofeefa, 196 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,443 we give thanks for the beautiful game. 197 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:20,180 Oggy! Oggy! Oggy! 198 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,115 Oi! Oi! Oi! 199 00:21:22,182 --> 00:21:24,784 Let's play football! 200 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:30,957 Whilst I count my schnookels. 201 00:21:43,937 --> 00:21:46,139 Hügelgraber! What are you doing? 202 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:47,540 Get in the goal! 203 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:51,770 What's up with Hügelgraber? Come on! 204 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,752 Pick it up! Pick it up! 205 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,540 To me! To me! 206 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,724 What? Put it down! 207 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:05,792 Put it down! 208 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:09,529 Free kick! 209 00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,869 Hügelgraber! Just get in the game! 210 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,560 Just kick it! 211 00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:53,440 Huh? 212 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:01,948 Huh? 213 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,885 What are you doing, Hügelgraber? 214 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,754 You just scored an own goal! 215 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,791 He's not me! 216 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,361 Oh! 217 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,196 Huh? 218 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,298 A caveman? 219 00:23:18,365 --> 00:23:21,234 - A caveman? - A caveman? 220 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:24,838 Playing the sacred game? Bring him here. 221 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,750 How dare you... 222 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,244 Oh. 223 00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:35,715 How dare you set foot on our hallowed ground? 224 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:41,488 You took our ground. 225 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:44,391 - Our home! - Oh, that. 226 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,326 Listen, you Stone Age brute. 227 00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:48,595 You have no home. 228 00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:51,765 Your kind are finished on this Earth. 229 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:54,267 Now take him away and kill him. 230 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:55,902 Slowly. 231 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,440 Argh! No, I mean take him away at normal speed 232 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,379 and kill him slowly. Idiots! 233 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,281 Now get on with the game. 234 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:14,870 We challenge the champions! 235 00:24:14,154 --> 00:24:15,889 Wait... Wait! 236 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:31,805 We challenge the champions! 237 00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:33,239 Huh? 238 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,443 What did you say? 239 00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:39,612 - He said, "We challenge..." - I heard what he said! 240 00:24:40,513 --> 00:24:43,416 If we win, we keep our valley. 241 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:46,286 You leave my tribe in peace. 242 00:24:46,353 --> 00:24:47,754 Hmm. 243 00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:53,426 You think you can beat us at football? 244 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,805 A match between the Bronze and the brutes? 245 00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,800 What an idea! 246 00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:10,810 Sacrilege, O Premier Leader! 247 00:25:11,144 --> 00:25:12,612 Yes. Quite. 248 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:16,649 The masses would flock to see such a vulgar spectacle. Pah! 249 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,151 Hmm... 250 00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:20,530 Oh! 251 00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:22,322 Really? 252 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,259 For the valley, you say? 253 00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:45,945 Hmm? 254 00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,222 - Dug! - It's Dug! 255 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:57,991 He's alive! 256 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:03,730 Uh, what's that crazy fruit he's got? 257 00:26:05,498 --> 00:26:06,666 "Football"? 258 00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:08,802 What's "football"? 259 00:26:09,169 --> 00:26:11,400 And how's it going to get our valley back? 260 00:26:11,710 --> 00:26:13,740 Well, it's this amazing game, Chief. 261 00:26:14,441 --> 00:26:15,942 And the leader of the Bronze people, 262 00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:18,545 he says if we play this game and beat them at it... 263 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:20,880 Ooh, nice tight shorts! 264 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:22,820 Aw, Mum! 265 00:26:22,182 --> 00:26:24,150 ...we can have our valley back. 266 00:26:24,217 --> 00:26:25,752 That's what we want. 267 00:26:26,219 --> 00:26:28,755 - And if we don't beat them? - Ah. 268 00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:29,856 Well, then... 269 00:26:30,290 --> 00:26:33,159 he said we'll spend the rest of our miserable lives 270 00:26:33,226 --> 00:26:34,661 working down a mine. 271 00:26:34,728 --> 00:26:37,964 No! 272 00:26:39,232 --> 00:26:41,167 - What's a "mine"? - Dug... 273 00:26:42,135 --> 00:26:44,537 we've never even played this game. 274 00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:45,839 But that's just it. 275 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:48,541 We did. Once. 276 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:49,743 Huh? 277 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:52,779 Those cave paintings back in our valley, 278 00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:57,183 they're pictures of our ancestors playing football. 279 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,194 - Champion! - So if they did it... 280 00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:10,563 surely we can do it. 281 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:16,236 Sorry! Shimmering memories make me sneeze. 282 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,772 This doesn't change anything, Dug. 283 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:20,306 It's just too risky. 284 00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:22,809 Oh, come on, Chief! We can do it, Chief! 285 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:25,512 I wanna play football! I wanna play now! 286 00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:27,781 Now! 287 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:30,917 Listen... No, we're not... No! 288 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:36,156 All right, then. Don't worry about us. 289 00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:39,259 Yeah, we'll... We'll be okay. 290 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,628 We'll just die a slow and lingering death in the Badlands. 291 00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,960 Huh? 292 00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:45,432 Come on, Chief. 293 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:48,468 Just give us a chance. Please! 294 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,642 Look, all right. 295 00:27:57,210 --> 00:28:00,413 Maybe we'll give this "football" idea a try, then. 296 00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:06,753 No promises, mind. 297 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,189 The match is to be played at the full moon. 298 00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:14,294 And then we go back to the valley! 299 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:16,796 Sweet! 300 00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:37,951 Right, line up, everybody! In line! 301 00:28:38,418 --> 00:28:40,420 - All yours, Dug. - Thanks, Chief. 302 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,550 All right! 303 00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:44,791 - Um... - Um... 304 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,894 Are hogs supposed to play football? 305 00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:49,662 No. Oh... 306 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,865 Probably not, no. Sorry, Hognob. 307 00:28:56,503 --> 00:28:59,606 This is a football. 308 00:28:59,706 --> 00:29:03,943 One side tries to kick the ball into this goal. 309 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,979 Ooh. 310 00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:10,500 And the other side tries to kick the ball in that goal. 311 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,217 Ahh! 312 00:29:11,885 --> 00:29:13,586 Football sounds hard. 313 00:29:13,687 --> 00:29:16,423 What happens if you kick the ball in the goal? 314 00:29:16,523 --> 00:29:18,625 Well, if you kick the ball in the goal, 315 00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:20,593 then other men hug and kiss you. 316 00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:23,697 - Oh. - Mmm. 317 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:25,131 Right, who wants to try? 318 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:26,433 I'll give it a go. 319 00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:27,867 - Nice one. - Aw, Mum! 320 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:31,871 Good, Magma. All right, okay, good. Right. Um... 321 00:29:32,372 --> 00:29:35,175 So I'm... I'm gonna try and get the ball, 322 00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:37,544 and you have to stop me, okay? 323 00:29:40,747 --> 00:29:42,282 Come on, come on! 324 00:29:42,382 --> 00:29:45,452 Ow! 325 00:29:45,552 --> 00:29:48,210 - Nice one, Mum! - Football's brilliant. 326 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,900 That can't be right. 327 00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:53,159 Surely, you can't hit other players? 328 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:55,795 No, you're supposed to attack the ball. 329 00:29:58,131 --> 00:30:00,600 No, no, no, no, not weapons! 330 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:01,868 Just use fist? 331 00:30:01,935 --> 00:30:04,170 No! No fighting at all. 332 00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:06,439 - Where's the fun in that? - Uh... 333 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,208 Hmm. 334 00:30:20,954 --> 00:30:23,560 Okay, Thongo! 335 00:30:23,523 --> 00:30:25,291 Oh! 336 00:30:25,358 --> 00:30:26,960 Ooh! 337 00:30:28,361 --> 00:30:29,963 - Oh! - Yes! 338 00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:32,999 Good effort. Great. Okay, next. 339 00:30:34,534 --> 00:30:35,769 Huh? 340 00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,103 Hognob. 341 00:30:41,410 --> 00:30:42,242 Go for it, Asbo. 342 00:30:45,445 --> 00:30:46,946 Yay! 343 00:30:48,481 --> 00:30:49,783 Yay! 344 00:30:54,354 --> 00:30:55,789 Oh... 345 00:31:03,563 --> 00:31:05,131 Excuse me! 346 00:31:05,498 --> 00:31:07,467 Can we have our ball back, please? 347 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:11,371 Huh. Hmm. 348 00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:16,710 Trust me, Dino. This football match 349 00:31:16,810 --> 00:31:19,479 between the Stone Age and the Bronze World, 350 00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:21,281 it's perfect! 351 00:31:21,348 --> 00:31:25,850 - Oh, how I love it! - Yes, football. 352 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,287 No. 353 00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:28,922 Bronze! 354 00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:31,858 Mmm. 355 00:31:32,225 --> 00:31:34,961 So cold and hard and slippery. 356 00:31:35,395 --> 00:31:37,300 Mmm. 357 00:31:37,970 --> 00:31:38,832 Ooh. 358 00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:42,268 And this game is going to make me loads of it. 359 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:45,672 Your Premiership, what if the queen finds out? 360 00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:47,540 That old crow? 361 00:31:47,941 --> 00:31:50,760 She doesn't know what goes on out here. 362 00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:51,770 Luckily. 363 00:31:55,248 --> 00:31:56,549 Delivering message! 364 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,552 Your Footballness, it's a Message Bird. 365 00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:01,187 Huh? 366 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:06,493 Ugh. Well, go on, make it... 367 00:32:12,399 --> 00:32:14,670 "Hello? Hello? 368 00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:17,370 How do you use this Message Bird thing?" 369 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:18,805 It's the queen. 370 00:32:21,410 --> 00:32:22,876 "Just speak into its ear, ma'am. 371 00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:24,811 It will mimic everything it hears." 372 00:32:26,379 --> 00:32:29,883 "I don't even know if I'm holding it the... Testing! 373 00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:31,317 Testing! 374 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:32,952 Nooth? Nooth?" 375 00:32:33,530 --> 00:32:35,121 Perhaps she's heard about the game. 376 00:32:35,488 --> 00:32:37,924 Of course she hasn't heard about the game. 377 00:32:37,991 --> 00:32:40,193 "I've heard about the game." 378 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:44,597 "You, arranging a football match against a bunch of savages? 379 00:32:45,231 --> 00:32:46,700 You idiot! 380 00:32:46,766 --> 00:32:48,501 Imagine if we lost." 381 00:32:48,835 --> 00:32:51,271 - We won't. - "I said, imagine it! 382 00:32:51,938 --> 00:32:52,972 Exactly! 383 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:55,475 The mighty Bronze Age 384 00:32:55,575 --> 00:32:58,578 brought to its knees by a bunch of cavemen? 385 00:32:59,179 --> 00:33:01,581 Well, I'm warning you, Nooth. 386 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:04,150 You'd better not lose. 387 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,353 Hmm?" 388 00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:09,255 End of message. 389 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,326 Oh! Hmm. 390 00:33:15,128 --> 00:33:16,596 Silly old bat! 391 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:19,733 How dare she talk to me like that! 392 00:33:19,799 --> 00:33:22,235 "Silly old bat! 393 00:33:22,302 --> 00:33:25,138 How dare she talk to me like that?" 394 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,140 Delivering message! 395 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:33,847 Guards! Get that bird back! 396 00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:36,349 What does the queen know anyway? 397 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:39,452 The cavemen are oafs. My players are... 398 00:33:39,819 --> 00:33:40,787 Overpaid? 399 00:33:41,354 --> 00:33:42,455 Champions! 400 00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:45,525 Oh, yes, champions. 401 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:49,662 They spend their days thinking, sleeping, eating football. 402 00:33:50,663 --> 00:33:53,767 And I hardly think the cavemen will be doing that. 403 00:33:54,968 --> 00:33:56,670 Rise and shine! 404 00:33:56,736 --> 00:33:57,737 Training time! 405 00:34:07,514 --> 00:34:08,848 Ow! 406 00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:13,860 No, not like that. 407 00:34:14,521 --> 00:34:17,490 When I said "free kick," I meant of the ball. 408 00:34:17,991 --> 00:34:19,590 Sorry, Dug. 409 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:21,528 Hognob, no! 410 00:34:25,398 --> 00:34:28,340 Barry, where are you going? No, don't wander off! 411 00:34:28,101 --> 00:34:29,703 Football's hard. 412 00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:32,405 Dug, my toe hurts! 413 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:38,678 Grubup, drop it! I told you. 414 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:42,615 it's the only one we've got. 415 00:34:43,717 --> 00:34:45,510 Come on, everyone! 416 00:34:45,118 --> 00:34:48,388 We should be able to do this. No, don't... Don't sit down. 417 00:34:48,455 --> 00:34:50,390 Grubup no like football. 418 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,426 Make Grubup hungry. 419 00:34:57,297 --> 00:34:59,990 Oh. Oh, ho-ho. 420 00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:02,702 Food. Yum! 421 00:35:12,450 --> 00:35:13,880 Huh? 422 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:18,284 Oh? 423 00:35:20,887 --> 00:35:21,921 Oh... 424 00:35:28,228 --> 00:35:31,970 Duck! Duck! 425 00:35:31,164 --> 00:35:32,365 Huh? 426 00:35:32,432 --> 00:35:34,467 No! Duck! 427 00:35:36,603 --> 00:35:39,639 Look! It's a giant man-eating mallard! 428 00:35:40,507 --> 00:35:41,574 Run away! 429 00:35:46,413 --> 00:35:47,380 Huh? 430 00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:23,950 You haven't eaten your primordial soup. 431 00:36:24,451 --> 00:36:25,685 Not really hungry. 432 00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:28,788 Oh... 433 00:36:29,289 --> 00:36:30,390 Huh? 434 00:36:38,998 --> 00:36:43,670 Dug, it's time to give up this football lark for their sake. 435 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:45,972 They're just not capable of it. 436 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,900 Don't you miss the valley, Chief? 437 00:36:49,309 --> 00:36:51,110 The valley's gone now. 438 00:36:51,911 --> 00:36:54,147 And we're better off here in the Badlands 439 00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:55,815 than slaving down some mine. 440 00:36:55,882 --> 00:36:58,151 I mean, there's the odd giant duck around, 441 00:36:58,218 --> 00:37:00,387 but at least we're still together. 442 00:37:01,870 --> 00:37:02,155 We're still a tribe. 443 00:37:02,555 --> 00:37:05,925 But our ancestors played football. We know they did. 444 00:37:06,693 --> 00:37:08,928 I still believe we can do this. 445 00:37:09,290 --> 00:37:10,563 With what? 446 00:37:11,164 --> 00:37:13,900 You haven't even got a ball to play with. 447 00:37:19,773 --> 00:37:20,774 It's over. 448 00:37:28,581 --> 00:37:30,884 No. There's still time. 449 00:37:31,951 --> 00:37:33,153 Come on, Hognob. 450 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,241 Okay, Hognob. Hognob? 451 00:37:55,308 --> 00:37:56,543 Huh? 452 00:38:08,154 --> 00:38:09,890 Right. 453 00:38:09,656 --> 00:38:11,910 Let's go get some balls. 454 00:38:17,931 --> 00:38:18,898 Shh! 455 00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:20,633 Shh! 456 00:38:35,682 --> 00:38:37,250 Ow! 457 00:38:41,621 --> 00:38:43,723 What strange magic is this? 458 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:51,564 Hognob, you stay. 459 00:38:51,998 --> 00:38:53,333 I don't want to attract attention. 460 00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:57,103 Huh? 461 00:39:30,970 --> 00:39:33,373 What's all that crashing around out there? 462 00:39:35,809 --> 00:39:37,430 Is that you, Stefano? 463 00:39:37,577 --> 00:39:38,712 Huh? 464 00:39:38,812 --> 00:39:40,914 Stop messing about and get in here 465 00:39:41,140 --> 00:39:43,550 with those firm hands of yours. 466 00:39:45,885 --> 00:39:47,120 Uh... 467 00:39:49,589 --> 00:39:51,324 Come on, Stefano! 468 00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:53,526 It's time for my massage. 469 00:40:10,777 --> 00:40:14,714 And the exciting new signing picks the ball up in the center circle. 470 00:40:15,882 --> 00:40:17,417 She beats one... 471 00:40:18,218 --> 00:40:19,419 nutmegs another... 472 00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:21,855 lobs it neatly over the big fullback. 473 00:40:22,188 --> 00:40:23,656 She's going all the way. 474 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,250 She shoots! 475 00:40:25,792 --> 00:40:27,293 She scores! 476 00:40:27,394 --> 00:40:28,762 Yeah! 477 00:40:29,129 --> 00:40:32,565 And the crowd goes wild! 478 00:40:32,632 --> 00:40:34,434 Goal! 479 00:40:51,484 --> 00:40:54,621 Ah, I need this, Stefano. 480 00:40:54,721 --> 00:40:56,523 I'm feeling stressed. 481 00:40:57,570 --> 00:40:59,559 An hardworking governor like me, 482 00:40:59,626 --> 00:41:02,595 stuck out in this miserable wasteland? 483 00:41:02,662 --> 00:41:05,265 He deserves a few perks. 484 00:41:05,331 --> 00:41:08,401 Simple pleasures, like fine food, 485 00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:12,720 a massage, his own champion football team. 486 00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:14,974 Well, come on, chop-chop, I haven't got all day. 487 00:41:16,676 --> 00:41:20,146 Oh, my tendons are like ropes. 488 00:41:21,147 --> 00:41:24,170 - You can go the whole hog. - Hmm? 489 00:41:28,121 --> 00:41:30,290 You're that crazy caveman guy. 490 00:41:30,690 --> 00:41:32,258 The angry pan girl. 491 00:41:32,492 --> 00:41:33,993 What are you doing here, caveman? 492 00:41:34,327 --> 00:41:36,763 This is the sacred turf. No one's allowed here. 493 00:41:37,970 --> 00:41:38,698 - Balls. - Huh? 494 00:41:39,532 --> 00:41:40,500 I need balls. 495 00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:42,102 You came all this way 496 00:41:42,168 --> 00:41:44,971 and broke into the stadium just to find some balls? 497 00:41:46,639 --> 00:41:49,900 Wow. You're pretty brave, caveman. 498 00:41:51,311 --> 00:41:52,345 And stupid. 499 00:41:52,779 --> 00:41:55,150 Actually, more stupid than brave, really. 500 00:41:56,282 --> 00:41:57,250 Thanks. 501 00:41:58,351 --> 00:41:59,619 I'm Goona, by the way. 502 00:42:01,388 --> 00:42:02,322 Dug. 503 00:42:03,623 --> 00:42:05,291 Come on, I can help. 504 00:42:05,358 --> 00:42:08,361 Ahh, ohh, eee... 505 00:42:12,866 --> 00:42:14,434 That's good! 506 00:42:14,501 --> 00:42:15,702 Mmm. 507 00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:20,473 I don't know what the queen is worrying about. 508 00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:25,679 I mean, we all know what losers cavemen are. 509 00:42:25,745 --> 00:42:29,490 Those Stone Age dolts couldn't beat their own grandmothers. 510 00:42:29,816 --> 00:42:31,284 Brainless goons! 511 00:42:31,351 --> 00:42:33,190 Gormless halfwits! 512 00:42:34,721 --> 00:42:37,524 Stefano! Not so ham-fisted! 513 00:42:38,158 --> 00:42:40,260 In fact, enough massage. 514 00:42:40,930 --> 00:42:43,630 How about some relaxing music instead? 515 00:42:43,363 --> 00:42:44,330 Uh? 516 00:42:45,899 --> 00:42:47,330 Huh? 517 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,172 I envy you. 518 00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:56,509 - Me? - The chance to play on that pitch, 519 00:42:56,576 --> 00:42:57,844 the sacred turf, 520 00:42:57,911 --> 00:43:00,413 in front of thousands of fans! 521 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,717 Well, maybe you will one day. 522 00:43:04,684 --> 00:43:07,530 You think they let girls play for Real Bronzio? 523 00:43:08,121 --> 00:43:09,889 You really are crazy. 524 00:43:10,457 --> 00:43:12,192 Why do you think I sneak in here? 525 00:43:13,393 --> 00:43:14,761 Who is that? 526 00:43:15,610 --> 00:43:16,290 Scarper! 527 00:43:16,429 --> 00:43:18,198 Stop! Thieves! 528 00:43:18,698 --> 00:43:20,567 This way! 529 00:43:24,637 --> 00:43:25,939 They went that way! 530 00:43:26,390 --> 00:43:28,241 - Huh? - No! That way! 531 00:43:35,148 --> 00:43:37,250 Give me those, quick! 532 00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:44,958 Ow! 533 00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:47,227 You're really good! 534 00:43:47,293 --> 00:43:48,795 Thanks! 535 00:43:49,763 --> 00:43:51,297 I do a lot of practice. 536 00:43:55,301 --> 00:43:57,170 Oh, I've just had a great idea! 537 00:44:06,346 --> 00:44:08,348 Come on! 538 00:44:08,748 --> 00:44:09,783 Huh? 539 00:44:16,356 --> 00:44:20,930 Oh, what on Earth's got into you tonight, Stefano? 540 00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:23,630 - Stefano? - Yes, sir? 541 00:44:23,363 --> 00:44:24,330 Huh? 542 00:44:39,713 --> 00:44:40,814 Hognob! 543 00:44:42,949 --> 00:44:45,180 Hognob, meet Goona. Goona, Hognob. 544 00:44:46,190 --> 00:44:47,153 Hi, Hognob. 545 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,235 Sire, are you all right? 546 00:45:02,669 --> 00:45:05,271 Of course I'm not all right, you idiot! 547 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,742 I've just been massaged by a pig! 548 00:45:18,351 --> 00:45:19,652 Wake up, everyone. 549 00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,688 I want you all to meet someone. 550 00:45:22,155 --> 00:45:24,224 This is Goona. 551 00:45:24,324 --> 00:45:25,725 Hi! 552 00:45:25,825 --> 00:45:27,360 And she's gonna help us win the game. 553 00:45:27,427 --> 00:45:29,295 - Oh. - Why would she do that? 554 00:45:29,596 --> 00:45:31,865 She gets to play on the sacred turf 555 00:45:31,931 --> 00:45:33,400 in front of thousands of fans. 556 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:35,100 Whoa. 557 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:36,336 Glad to be on board. 558 00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:38,905 So what formation do you normally play? 559 00:45:39,272 --> 00:45:41,474 Um... formation? 560 00:45:41,775 --> 00:45:43,910 Four-four-two or four-three-three? 561 00:45:44,277 --> 00:45:45,979 - Who's your sweeper? - Um... 562 00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:47,981 Do you man-mark or play zonally? 563 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,416 Uh... 564 00:45:49,516 --> 00:45:51,918 We just kick the ball about and chase it. 565 00:45:54,870 --> 00:45:58,725 You think you can beat Real Bronzio just by chasing a ball around? 566 00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:01,895 You need to know what you're up against. 567 00:46:05,632 --> 00:46:08,340 This is Jurgend, the captain. 568 00:46:08,702 --> 00:46:10,603 Best goal-scorer in the known world. 569 00:46:12,205 --> 00:46:13,907 - Knows it too. - Ha! 570 00:46:13,973 --> 00:46:16,576 Their winger, Lightning Hammer. 571 00:46:16,643 --> 00:46:19,346 Never strikes twice in the same place. 572 00:46:21,981 --> 00:46:24,551 Midfield dynamo Qwik Wun Tu. 573 00:46:24,617 --> 00:46:26,286 He can kick faster than you can think. 574 00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:30,230 Fullback, Gonad the Gaul. 575 00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:34,194 No one gets past his tackle. 576 00:46:35,395 --> 00:46:38,865 - Oh! - Aw, Mum! 577 00:46:38,932 --> 00:46:41,568 Make no mistake. 578 00:46:41,634 --> 00:46:44,700 These are the best players bronze can buy. 579 00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:49,809 They're like ginormous great big footballing giants! 580 00:46:50,276 --> 00:46:53,279 Oh, there's no way we can beat such a great team. 581 00:46:54,347 --> 00:46:55,815 They may be great, 582 00:46:55,915 --> 00:46:58,180 but what they're not is a team. 583 00:46:58,852 --> 00:46:59,786 Huh? 584 00:46:59,853 --> 00:47:03,156 They're 11 players who each think they're the star. 585 00:47:03,656 --> 00:47:04,891 That's their weakness. 586 00:47:05,291 --> 00:47:07,627 And that's how you can beat them. 587 00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:09,396 - Oh. - Hmm. 588 00:47:10,497 --> 00:47:11,998 Goona's right. 589 00:47:12,980 --> 00:47:14,200 They may be better players than us... 590 00:47:14,667 --> 00:47:17,370 but we have something they don't. 591 00:47:17,137 --> 00:47:18,371 - Huh? - Moss? 592 00:47:18,838 --> 00:47:20,473 No, Barry, not moss. 593 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,509 We've got each other. 594 00:47:23,109 --> 00:47:27,514 And if we work together, then maybe we can do this. 595 00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:32,585 Right. We've got a lot of hard work to do. 596 00:47:32,952 --> 00:47:34,788 And we haven't even got a full team. 597 00:47:35,155 --> 00:47:36,756 Oh, oh! 598 00:47:36,823 --> 00:47:37,924 What's going on? 599 00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:40,627 Oh, Chief, this is Goona, 600 00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:42,295 and she's going to help us win the game. 601 00:47:42,362 --> 00:47:44,531 I thought we're done with football. 602 00:47:44,631 --> 00:47:47,233 Not now you've turned up. You're in the team. 603 00:47:48,802 --> 00:47:50,970 I'm not playing. I'm an old man. 604 00:47:51,838 --> 00:47:53,373 I'm nearly 32. 605 00:47:53,473 --> 00:47:55,800 Okay, that is old. 606 00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:56,943 - Go in goal. - Ow! 607 00:47:57,344 --> 00:47:58,812 Right, well, that's settled, then. 608 00:47:59,312 --> 00:48:01,715 Now, where's your training facilities? 609 00:48:02,248 --> 00:48:04,351 Real Bronzio have the very best. 610 00:48:04,417 --> 00:48:06,186 And all we've got is... 611 00:48:07,530 --> 00:48:10,230 ...the Badlands. 612 00:48:13,590 --> 00:48:14,894 Three, two, one. 613 00:48:16,196 --> 00:48:17,797 This way, everyone! 614 00:48:19,332 --> 00:48:21,401 Wait! What? Oh! What are you doing? 615 00:48:21,501 --> 00:48:23,103 That way, everyone! 616 00:48:35,382 --> 00:48:37,250 Ow! Ah! Ooh! 617 00:48:37,350 --> 00:48:39,190 This is a bit dangerous. 618 00:48:46,459 --> 00:48:47,861 What are you... What the... 619 00:48:54,701 --> 00:48:57,370 Eh? Well, I'll be... 620 00:48:57,103 --> 00:48:58,271 Okay. Pass and move. 621 00:48:58,371 --> 00:49:00,340 It's very important that you pass and move. 622 00:49:00,407 --> 00:49:02,876 But whatever happens, keep your formation. 623 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:34,541 Ooh! 624 00:49:42,682 --> 00:49:44,584 Nice one, Asbo! That's it! 625 00:49:44,651 --> 00:49:46,486 Everyone working together! 626 00:49:55,995 --> 00:49:58,865 Ugh! This is all I need. 627 00:49:58,965 --> 00:50:01,601 You found these in the primitives' valley? 628 00:50:01,668 --> 00:50:04,771 It seems their ancestors were playing football 629 00:50:04,838 --> 00:50:06,706 centuries before we were. 630 00:50:07,107 --> 00:50:09,676 The queen must not find out about this, all right? 631 00:50:11,711 --> 00:50:12,779 Delivering message! 632 00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:14,981 Oh, no. 633 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,850 "What's this 634 00:50:16,950 --> 00:50:19,486 I hear about the savages 635 00:50:19,552 --> 00:50:23,556 playing football centuries before we were?" 636 00:50:23,656 --> 00:50:25,825 Ow! Ow! I didn't know! Ow! 637 00:50:25,892 --> 00:50:29,896 "And my spies tell me they're getting better. 638 00:50:29,996 --> 00:50:32,232 - Ow! - Training every day!" 639 00:50:32,332 --> 00:50:34,167 Ow! Ow! Ow! 640 00:50:34,534 --> 00:50:39,806 "You better not screw it up, Nooth, or else. 641 00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:45,845 "I'll tell you who'll be going down the mine. 642 00:50:45,912 --> 00:50:47,113 You will!" 643 00:50:48,348 --> 00:50:50,316 This has gone far enough. 644 00:50:50,383 --> 00:50:51,851 They're Stone Age brutes. 645 00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:53,420 They live in caves. 646 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,522 They eat mud! No. 647 00:50:55,989 --> 00:50:57,590 I need to shut them down. 648 00:50:58,910 --> 00:51:01,661 Mess with their tiny cavemen minds. 649 00:51:01,728 --> 00:51:04,197 Brilliant! How do we do that? 650 00:51:04,531 --> 00:51:05,832 I don't know. 651 00:51:05,899 --> 00:51:08,268 The answer isn't just going to walk in the door. 652 00:51:13,390 --> 00:51:15,410 Sire, we've found something else 653 00:51:15,108 --> 00:51:17,210 down in the new mine in the valley. 654 00:51:17,277 --> 00:51:19,479 We've made a copy for your inspection. 655 00:51:19,546 --> 00:51:20,980 Oh! Ow! 656 00:51:31,524 --> 00:51:33,860 That's perfect. 657 00:51:34,394 --> 00:51:35,428 Mmm. 658 00:51:41,301 --> 00:51:42,268 Hognob. 659 00:51:44,871 --> 00:51:48,108 Whoa! Great save, Chief! 660 00:51:49,750 --> 00:51:52,245 You know, we may just stand a chance tomorrow. 661 00:51:52,812 --> 00:51:53,947 A small chance... 662 00:51:54,481 --> 00:51:55,548 but a chance. 663 00:51:55,615 --> 00:51:59,252 If our ancestors did it, so can we. 664 00:51:59,319 --> 00:52:01,888 Hey, hey, not bad for 32, eh? 665 00:52:02,622 --> 00:52:05,825 I never thought I'd say this, Dug, but we're pretty good. 666 00:52:06,259 --> 00:52:07,894 Oi, oi, oi! That's mine. 667 00:52:11,765 --> 00:52:12,999 I've got it. 668 00:52:28,114 --> 00:52:29,649 Soon be home. 669 00:52:30,283 --> 00:52:31,618 Huh? 670 00:52:34,521 --> 00:52:35,889 Huh? 671 00:52:36,523 --> 00:52:37,524 No! 672 00:52:41,995 --> 00:52:43,463 What are you doing? 673 00:52:43,530 --> 00:52:44,731 Let me go! 674 00:52:46,266 --> 00:52:49,102 Calm down, caveman. 675 00:52:49,169 --> 00:52:52,439 I just wanted you to see our new mine. 676 00:52:54,140 --> 00:52:57,510 After all, you'll soon be digging lots of bronze out of it. 677 00:52:57,844 --> 00:53:00,847 Oh, we're not going down any mine, mammoth-mouth. 678 00:53:00,947 --> 00:53:02,949 Ah, yes. 679 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:04,951 Because you're great footballers... 680 00:53:05,452 --> 00:53:07,654 just like your ancestors. 681 00:53:08,722 --> 00:53:11,324 You... You know about them? 682 00:53:11,391 --> 00:53:15,128 Bronze is not all we found down here. 683 00:53:30,430 --> 00:53:31,711 What... What... 684 00:53:34,470 --> 00:53:36,216 More cave paintings? 685 00:53:36,316 --> 00:53:37,684 Yes. 686 00:53:38,718 --> 00:53:42,222 Only these ones tell the whole story. 687 00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:48,728 You see, your ancestors did not just play football. 688 00:53:49,195 --> 00:53:50,797 They invented the game. 689 00:53:53,867 --> 00:53:56,836 You even taught other tribes how to play. 690 00:53:58,838 --> 00:54:00,907 But you had one problem. 691 00:54:01,174 --> 00:54:03,743 No matter how hard you tried, 692 00:54:04,177 --> 00:54:07,480 you just always ended up losing... 693 00:54:08,581 --> 00:54:10,717 match after match... 694 00:54:10,784 --> 00:54:12,652 game after game. 695 00:54:17,570 --> 00:54:19,192 It was all too painful for you. 696 00:54:19,959 --> 00:54:20,927 No. 697 00:54:21,461 --> 00:54:23,697 No, it can't be true. 698 00:54:23,930 --> 00:54:27,100 Do you really believe you can beat us tomorrow? 699 00:54:27,901 --> 00:54:29,436 Face it, caveman. 700 00:54:29,502 --> 00:54:33,306 You and your tribe, you just don't have it in you. 701 00:54:34,974 --> 00:54:37,610 But I'm willing to offer you a deal. 702 00:54:38,945 --> 00:54:40,580 A way out. 703 00:54:42,982 --> 00:54:45,618 Time to turn in. Big day tomorrow. 704 00:54:45,685 --> 00:54:47,253 - Come on, Treebor! - Night, Goona! 705 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,550 Can I sleep in me football kit? 706 00:54:49,122 --> 00:54:51,257 - Night, everyone! - Night, everyone! 707 00:54:52,759 --> 00:54:53,727 Huh? 708 00:54:57,497 --> 00:54:59,990 Think it over, caveman, 709 00:54:59,366 --> 00:55:01,634 because the mine is waiting 710 00:55:01,701 --> 00:55:04,404 for you and your primitive friends. 711 00:55:18,351 --> 00:55:21,388 Oh! Me arm hurts! 712 00:55:21,488 --> 00:55:22,956 Oh! 713 00:55:23,230 --> 00:55:24,891 Where are you, Mum? 714 00:55:26,860 --> 00:55:30,296 You idiot! What have you done? 715 00:55:32,632 --> 00:55:36,200 At the end of the day, we're just a rabbit-hunting tribe. 716 00:55:36,403 --> 00:55:38,380 I'm sorry, Chief! 717 00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:40,540 I didn't mean for this to happen. 718 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,842 Bobnar, you've got to believe me! 719 00:55:47,247 --> 00:55:48,114 Huh? 720 00:55:48,181 --> 00:55:50,500 Oh, Hognob! 721 00:55:54,187 --> 00:55:55,288 Oh! 722 00:55:56,890 --> 00:55:58,525 My dear old hoggy friend. 723 00:56:02,495 --> 00:56:03,997 What if I'm wrong? 724 00:56:05,331 --> 00:56:07,267 What if Chief was right all along? 725 00:56:07,367 --> 00:56:08,568 Huh? 726 00:56:08,668 --> 00:56:12,505 What if we are just a tribe of rabbit-hunters? 727 00:56:12,872 --> 00:56:14,908 Uh, uh... 728 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:16,409 Forgive me, Hognob. 729 00:56:17,777 --> 00:56:19,479 But I've got a deal to make. 730 00:56:19,913 --> 00:56:21,748 I've got to save the tribe. 731 00:56:31,291 --> 00:56:33,193 Huh? 732 00:56:46,906 --> 00:56:50,710 Get your cuddly caveman here! Before they go extinct! 733 00:56:50,777 --> 00:56:52,145 One hundred schnookels! 734 00:56:52,245 --> 00:56:53,713 One hundred schnookels! 735 00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:57,217 Voluntary contribution. Everyone has to pay. 736 00:56:57,283 --> 00:56:58,451 One hundred schnookels! 737 00:56:58,551 --> 00:57:01,870 - It has doubled! - Voluntary contribution! 738 00:57:01,154 --> 00:57:03,223 - Everyone has to pay. - This is outrageous! 739 00:57:03,289 --> 00:57:05,725 Have you got change for a dinner plate? 740 00:57:08,395 --> 00:57:10,864 It's all going to plan, Dino. 741 00:57:10,930 --> 00:57:14,734 Ooh. I love you, little bronze coin. 742 00:57:14,801 --> 00:57:16,469 Hello! 743 00:57:16,569 --> 00:57:19,439 I love you. I love you too. And you too. 744 00:57:19,506 --> 00:57:21,274 Nooth! 745 00:57:21,341 --> 00:57:22,475 What are you doing? 746 00:57:23,176 --> 00:57:25,612 Ugh. Not that stupid old bird again. 747 00:57:25,679 --> 00:57:28,314 Tell Chef to boil it up in a cassoulet. 748 00:57:29,849 --> 00:57:32,218 "Stupid old bird"? 749 00:57:33,753 --> 00:57:35,321 "Cassoulet"? 750 00:57:35,622 --> 00:57:38,758 Oh! Your Majesty! 751 00:57:39,793 --> 00:57:41,928 Why, this is an unexpected... 752 00:57:42,429 --> 00:57:44,964 ...pleasure. 753 00:57:45,310 --> 00:57:48,101 Thought I'd come to this caveman game myself. 754 00:57:48,601 --> 00:57:50,637 And have a little nose. 755 00:57:50,704 --> 00:57:53,340 A great honor, Your Majesty. 756 00:57:55,342 --> 00:57:56,810 And you have to say, Brian, 757 00:57:56,876 --> 00:58:00,480 Real Bronzio's manager is on the back foot. 758 00:58:01,448 --> 00:58:03,383 Oh, it's a terrible start for the lad, Bryan. 759 00:58:03,483 --> 00:58:05,485 Terrible. I mean, just awful. 760 00:58:05,552 --> 00:58:07,687 sI put it down to pre-match nerves. 761 00:58:08,321 --> 00:58:09,923 You're not wrong there, Brian. 762 00:58:09,989 --> 00:58:13,293 I've brought my royal commentators with me. 763 00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:14,828 Sit! 764 00:58:15,562 --> 00:58:17,297 Right. 765 00:58:17,364 --> 00:58:19,532 Well, let's start the fun, shall we? 766 00:58:20,633 --> 00:58:23,503 Bring out the Stone Age challengers! 767 00:58:34,481 --> 00:58:37,830 What? Where are you taking me? 768 00:58:37,183 --> 00:58:39,319 What on Earth are you playing at? 769 00:58:48,595 --> 00:58:50,597 Oh, Dug. 770 00:58:58,972 --> 00:59:02,842 Who challenge the champions? 771 00:59:05,378 --> 00:59:08,648 You'll leave my people alone as agreed? 772 00:59:09,820 --> 00:59:11,351 Yes, just say the words. 773 00:59:13,553 --> 00:59:14,721 Not me. 774 00:59:16,389 --> 00:59:18,525 I forfeit the game 775 00:59:18,591 --> 00:59:21,327 and volunteer myself for the mines. 776 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:24,531 And? 777 00:59:25,932 --> 00:59:27,670 And our valley... 778 00:59:28,201 --> 00:59:29,202 is yours. 779 00:59:29,269 --> 00:59:30,904 My goodness! 780 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,872 Have the cavemen caved? 781 00:59:33,540 --> 00:59:36,142 Oh! So it seems. 782 00:59:36,443 --> 00:59:38,511 How very disappointing. 783 00:59:39,512 --> 00:59:43,583 Everyone, go home! There is no game. 784 00:59:44,718 --> 00:59:47,320 Apologies for the inconvenience. 785 00:59:47,954 --> 00:59:50,900 Tell the staff, no refunds. 786 00:59:50,190 --> 00:59:52,225 Fowl! Fowl! 787 00:59:52,292 --> 00:59:55,962 Foul? No one's even playing, you silly slap-head! 788 00:59:56,620 --> 00:59:57,897 No, fowl! 789 01:00:15,949 --> 01:00:17,150 Well, Brian, 790 01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:19,919 it looks like the Stone Age team have just flown in. 791 01:00:21,287 --> 01:00:22,555 That's right, Bryan. 792 01:00:22,622 --> 01:00:25,258 They're definitely looking good in the air! 793 01:00:25,325 --> 01:00:27,594 See what I did there? 794 01:00:27,994 --> 01:00:29,329 Oh, goodie. 795 01:00:29,429 --> 01:00:31,898 Seems there is a game after all. 796 01:00:57,924 --> 01:00:59,592 Gonna start without us, Dug? 797 01:00:59,659 --> 01:01:01,995 Chief, we can't play this game. 798 01:01:02,295 --> 01:01:04,397 What, because of a few paintings? 799 01:01:04,764 --> 01:01:07,934 So you know about those terrible pictures? 800 01:01:08,201 --> 01:01:09,369 They are terrible. 801 01:01:09,469 --> 01:01:11,304 I can draw better than that. 802 01:01:11,671 --> 01:01:13,306 But that's all they are. 803 01:01:14,140 --> 01:01:15,141 Pictures. 804 01:01:17,377 --> 01:01:18,812 It's this lot that counts. 805 01:01:19,713 --> 01:01:21,147 You were right, Dug. 806 01:01:21,648 --> 01:01:23,950 I thought we were just rabbit-hunters. 807 01:01:24,384 --> 01:01:25,685 Well, not anymore. 808 01:01:26,152 --> 01:01:27,887 You've shown me that. 809 01:01:28,521 --> 01:01:30,623 Who's playing with Dug 810 01:01:30,690 --> 01:01:32,125 for the valley? 811 01:01:32,492 --> 01:01:34,594 Champion. 812 01:01:35,729 --> 01:01:38,198 It's what Mr. Rock would've wanted. 813 01:01:47,907 --> 01:01:51,778 We challenge the champions! 814 01:01:53,380 --> 01:01:56,349 Your funeral, caveman! 815 01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,790 This may be an uneven contest, Brian, 816 01:02:03,857 --> 01:02:06,259 but let's hope it's at least entertaining. 817 01:02:06,359 --> 01:02:08,561 Ha! Let's get this done. 818 01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:16,690 What? 819 01:02:17,671 --> 01:02:18,972 Let's do it! 820 01:02:19,205 --> 01:02:20,840 Oh! Well, this is interesting. 821 01:02:22,509 --> 01:02:24,344 Hey, Hügelgraber! 822 01:02:24,411 --> 01:02:26,846 Wake up! 823 01:02:27,847 --> 01:02:29,149 Very interesting! 824 01:02:33,853 --> 01:02:34,821 Huh? 825 01:02:41,561 --> 01:02:44,497 I don't believe it, Bryan! 826 01:02:44,798 --> 01:02:48,802 The Stone Age team have caught their opponents napping. 827 01:02:50,704 --> 01:02:53,773 Beginners' luck, Your Majesty. 828 01:02:54,207 --> 01:02:55,175 Hmph. 829 01:02:57,944 --> 01:02:59,579 Bad move, caveman. 830 01:02:59,646 --> 01:03:01,281 Now you've just made us mad. 831 01:03:05,618 --> 01:03:06,553 Oh! 832 01:03:06,619 --> 01:03:08,154 Yay! 833 01:03:08,254 --> 01:03:09,856 And normal service is restored! 834 01:03:09,923 --> 01:03:13,560 Jurgend! Jurgend! 835 01:03:13,626 --> 01:03:15,128 Let's see the replay, Bryan. 836 01:03:17,230 --> 01:03:19,466 Ooh, sja,s kick! 837 01:03:19,566 --> 01:03:21,501 Yay! Goal! 838 01:03:21,601 --> 01:03:23,636 You can't argue with the puppets, Bryan. 839 01:03:23,737 --> 01:03:24,904 Kissy-kissy! Hug, hug, hug! 840 01:03:24,971 --> 01:03:27,607 Aye, the puppets don't lie, Brian. 841 01:03:29,175 --> 01:03:31,440 Oh! 842 01:03:31,311 --> 01:03:33,790 Oh! Ah, and that's a goal. 843 01:03:33,146 --> 01:03:34,514 That's two. 844 01:03:34,614 --> 01:03:35,749 sReal Bronzios 845 01:03:35,815 --> 01:03:37,817 - are in no mood to compromise. - Goal! 846 01:03:37,917 --> 01:03:39,819 Never mind. Come on, everyone! 847 01:03:42,288 --> 01:03:43,790 Boo! 848 01:03:48,795 --> 01:03:50,463 And surely, that's settled it. 849 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:54,901 Yay! 850 01:04:00,173 --> 01:04:02,909 Well, it's halftime, Bryan, and Real Bronzio 851 01:04:02,976 --> 01:04:04,544 are dominating this match. 852 01:04:04,644 --> 01:04:07,213 You're going down the mine 853 01:04:07,313 --> 01:04:09,382 You're going down the mine 854 01:04:09,482 --> 01:04:13,190 The only place we're going is back to the valley. 855 01:04:13,119 --> 01:04:14,788 Now come on, everyone! 856 01:04:14,854 --> 01:04:16,656 Let's show 'em what we've got! 857 01:04:26,866 --> 01:04:28,601 Remember your training, Eemak! 858 01:04:43,383 --> 01:04:45,652 Nice one, Eemak! That's it! 859 01:04:45,719 --> 01:04:48,722 Goodness me, it looks like a caveman counterattack. 860 01:04:48,822 --> 01:04:50,924 Come on, then. Let's see your tackle. 861 01:04:54,427 --> 01:04:55,795 Great work, Magma! 862 01:04:56,763 --> 01:04:58,164 Hey, hey! 863 01:04:59,599 --> 01:05:01,670 What was that? 864 01:05:01,167 --> 01:05:04,704 Oh-ho! Unorthodox, Bryan, but effective. 865 01:05:06,339 --> 01:05:08,608 - This is unprecedented! - Yay! 866 01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:10,443 I can't remember any side 867 01:05:10,543 --> 01:05:13,346 scoring two goals against Real Bronzio. 868 01:05:15,682 --> 01:05:17,951 Oh, you fool. What were you playing at? 869 01:05:18,510 --> 01:05:19,419 You silly, stupid... 870 01:05:19,519 --> 01:05:22,389 Idiot! Do I have to do everything around here? 871 01:05:22,455 --> 01:05:24,124 Caveman coming through! 872 01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:26,893 Nibbles, Your Majesty? 873 01:05:28,128 --> 01:05:29,229 Stuff your nibbles! 874 01:05:29,295 --> 01:05:31,970 Well, Real Bronzio, 875 01:05:31,197 --> 01:05:33,366 they just don't know what's hit them, they really don't. 876 01:05:39,606 --> 01:05:43,610 Oh-ho! The Stone Age team is really coming together, Bryan. 877 01:05:43,710 --> 01:05:47,447 You're not wrong, Brian. It's like Early Man, united. 878 01:05:47,914 --> 01:05:49,215 That's another joke there, Brian. 879 01:05:49,582 --> 01:05:51,184 Oh, look at this! 880 01:05:51,751 --> 01:05:54,287 The Stone Age striker beats one, 881 01:05:54,387 --> 01:05:56,456 nutmegs another... 882 01:05:57,924 --> 01:05:59,592 All yours, Goona! 883 01:05:59,659 --> 01:06:00,627 Hmm. 884 01:06:01,795 --> 01:06:03,296 She's going all the way. 885 01:06:05,665 --> 01:06:07,330 She shoots. 886 01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,637 She scores! 887 01:06:10,737 --> 01:06:14,307 The crowd are going wild! 888 01:06:14,407 --> 01:06:17,177 - And who can blame them? - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 889 01:06:18,745 --> 01:06:19,779 Wait a minute! 890 01:06:19,846 --> 01:06:21,848 She shouldn't even be on the pitch. 891 01:06:21,948 --> 01:06:23,583 And why not? 892 01:06:23,650 --> 01:06:25,180 Because she's a... 893 01:06:27,587 --> 01:06:29,689 a great player! 894 01:06:30,457 --> 01:06:31,491 You lot! 895 01:06:32,158 --> 01:06:33,626 Get your act together! 896 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:37,697 Unless you want to be suspended for the rest of the season. 897 01:06:37,997 --> 01:06:38,998 Play on! 898 01:06:44,437 --> 01:06:45,638 Hmm... 899 01:06:45,705 --> 01:06:47,774 - Psst. Dino! Dino! - Eh? 900 01:06:49,943 --> 01:06:53,646 - Have you got your rule book handy? - Of course. 901 01:06:54,881 --> 01:06:57,751 Good. Because I'm throwing it at you. 902 01:06:57,984 --> 01:06:59,119 Eh? 903 01:07:02,322 --> 01:07:03,656 Come on, everyone. 904 01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:06,659 One last goal will take us home. 905 01:07:07,894 --> 01:07:10,300 Dino is having a lie-down. 906 01:07:10,130 --> 01:07:12,980 I am the new ref. 907 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:14,801 Well, that's not fair! 908 01:07:15,168 --> 01:07:16,403 Oh, isn't it? 909 01:07:16,503 --> 01:07:18,400 Let's ask the new ref. 910 01:07:18,710 --> 01:07:19,839 Ref, is it fair? 911 01:07:19,906 --> 01:07:21,775 Oh, yes, it's totally fair. 912 01:07:22,242 --> 01:07:23,743 Okay. Play on! 913 01:07:24,744 --> 01:07:27,814 It's injury time. Understand? 914 01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,910 Oh, that's not cricket, Bryan. 915 01:07:39,590 --> 01:07:40,226 Whatever cricket is. 916 01:07:40,326 --> 01:07:42,228 Nothing to see there. Play on. 917 01:07:44,264 --> 01:07:46,599 - No! - I didn't see anything. 918 01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:48,735 No foul! Play on! 919 01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:53,506 No, no. Get up. Play on. 920 01:07:55,342 --> 01:07:57,444 Oh, that's way below the belt. 921 01:08:09,189 --> 01:08:11,224 Chief! 922 01:08:11,291 --> 01:08:13,226 Oh, caveman down, Brian! 923 01:08:23,536 --> 01:08:26,406 Oh, my leg! Oh, my leg! 924 01:08:26,473 --> 01:08:28,475 Hurts so bad! 925 01:08:28,575 --> 01:08:30,443 Penalty! 926 01:08:30,543 --> 01:08:32,779 Jurgend should get a prize for acting. 927 01:08:33,279 --> 01:08:35,248 Chief? Chief? 928 01:08:35,749 --> 01:08:38,510 Ha! I soon have it fixed. 929 01:08:38,118 --> 01:08:39,552 Oh, great. 930 01:08:39,886 --> 01:08:41,588 Um... Huh? 931 01:08:41,988 --> 01:08:43,957 Ha. There. Good job. 932 01:08:44,570 --> 01:08:46,292 Come on, that was never a penalty! 933 01:08:46,826 --> 01:08:48,895 Fine. Check the replay. 934 01:08:48,962 --> 01:08:51,398 Oh, kick, ahh! Referee! 935 01:08:51,464 --> 01:08:52,966 Oh, my leg! My leg! 936 01:08:53,660 --> 01:08:55,902 Oh, no, the crocodile! 937 01:08:55,969 --> 01:08:58,605 Snack, snack, snack. 938 01:08:58,672 --> 01:09:00,173 Oh, terrible foul! 939 01:09:00,607 --> 01:09:02,275 Beating him with sausages! 940 01:09:02,342 --> 01:09:04,811 Shame on you. Definite penalty. 941 01:09:08,114 --> 01:09:12,786 A draw is just not good enough for the primitive part-timers, Bryan. 942 01:09:12,852 --> 01:09:14,870 And now this. 943 01:09:14,154 --> 01:09:16,856 A Real Bronzio penalty 944 01:09:16,956 --> 01:09:18,958 in the dying moments of the match. 945 01:09:19,259 --> 01:09:22,495 Aye, and the goalie looks in a bad way too. 946 01:09:25,932 --> 01:09:27,667 Dug... 947 01:09:28,101 --> 01:09:29,269 Chief? 948 01:09:29,836 --> 01:09:33,273 I spent my whole life hunting rabbits. 949 01:09:35,775 --> 01:09:37,430 I held you back. 950 01:09:38,678 --> 01:09:39,813 I'm sorry. 951 01:09:40,847 --> 01:09:43,783 I'm so... 952 01:09:48,388 --> 01:09:49,389 Chief? 953 01:09:50,890 --> 01:09:53,259 Chief! 954 01:09:57,297 --> 01:09:58,598 Huh? 955 01:10:04,904 --> 01:10:06,673 Dug, 956 01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:10,443 I don't mean to worry you, but what are we going to do for a goalie? 957 01:10:23,230 --> 01:10:24,357 Hognob? 958 01:10:27,260 --> 01:10:28,328 Okay! 959 01:10:31,731 --> 01:10:35,535 My word. Is that a pig they just put in goal? 960 01:10:37,604 --> 01:10:39,539 Have to say that's rather rash. 961 01:10:39,906 --> 01:10:42,800 - Rasher. Do you get it? Bacon. - Mmm. 962 01:10:42,342 --> 01:10:44,511 I've never missed a penalty. 963 01:10:44,911 --> 01:10:48,782 Not against a pig anyway. 964 01:10:48,882 --> 01:10:50,450 And it looks like it's all over 965 01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:53,953 for this plucky band of knuckle-grazers, Bryan. 966 01:10:54,540 --> 01:10:55,555 A great effort, 967 01:10:55,622 --> 01:10:58,324 but, in the end, it wasn't quite enough. 968 01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:07,901 Say goodbye to your valley, caveman. 969 01:11:09,102 --> 01:11:10,437 Come on, Hognob. 970 01:11:10,804 --> 01:11:11,938 You can do it. 971 01:11:36,763 --> 01:11:38,231 He's got a trotter to it! 972 01:11:40,934 --> 01:11:43,136 It's still in play, Brian. 973 01:11:46,806 --> 01:11:49,109 Dug. Dug! 974 01:11:49,576 --> 01:11:52,479 You were always a mammoth-hunter! 975 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:55,548 Dug! Over here! 976 01:11:56,820 --> 01:11:58,318 Go hunt mammoth! 977 01:12:00,253 --> 01:12:02,322 Everyone! Give me a hand! 978 01:12:02,822 --> 01:12:05,125 My ball! 979 01:12:12,665 --> 01:12:15,301 Don't crowd me! 980 01:12:36,189 --> 01:12:39,125 That is an amazing goal! 981 01:12:39,693 --> 01:12:41,695 Yay! 982 01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:46,499 Look at that. 983 01:12:46,566 --> 01:12:49,690 The giant duck is on the pitch. 984 01:12:49,169 --> 01:12:50,470 He thinks it's all over. 985 01:12:56,810 --> 01:12:58,110 It is now! 986 01:13:04,984 --> 01:13:06,853 Is this as good as you imagined? 987 01:13:07,220 --> 01:13:08,221 No. 988 01:13:10,900 --> 01:13:11,558 It's better! 989 01:13:11,658 --> 01:13:12,559 Yeah! 990 01:13:14,494 --> 01:13:16,996 Well done, my old hoggy friend! 991 01:13:17,697 --> 01:13:18,865 You cheat! 992 01:13:18,965 --> 01:13:21,835 You are a disgrace to football! 993 01:13:23,737 --> 01:13:25,171 Oh! 994 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:33,460 Hmm? 995 01:13:33,146 --> 01:13:34,481 Good game. 996 01:13:37,817 --> 01:13:38,718 Ja. 997 01:13:39,519 --> 01:13:41,421 Well played, caveman. 998 01:13:42,589 --> 01:13:43,723 So... 999 01:13:44,157 --> 01:13:45,250 Huh? 1000 01:13:45,910 --> 01:13:50,960 You've reminded us how the beautiful game should be played. 1001 01:13:51,998 --> 01:13:54,167 As for Lord Nooth... 1002 01:13:54,934 --> 01:13:58,204 Nooth? Nooth! Where is that... 1003 01:13:59,272 --> 01:14:01,775 - Rat! - Yes, quite! 1004 01:14:04,544 --> 01:14:06,546 Guards! 1005 01:14:06,780 --> 01:14:09,449 Apprehend that rodent! 1006 01:14:10,450 --> 01:14:12,519 So long, suckers! 1007 01:14:12,585 --> 01:14:13,787 My word, Bryan. 1008 01:14:13,887 --> 01:14:17,624 That schnookel-grabbing scoundrel is making off with the profits! 1009 01:14:18,224 --> 01:14:19,392 After you. 1010 01:14:19,459 --> 01:14:21,294 Aye, but will he get away? 1011 01:14:23,630 --> 01:14:25,532 - Oh, superb shot! - And a rebound! 1012 01:14:26,433 --> 01:14:27,367 Oh, that got him! 1013 01:14:27,434 --> 01:14:30,300 Aye, Nooth is on the back foot now, Brian. 1014 01:14:30,637 --> 01:14:32,739 Quite literally. 1015 01:14:37,377 --> 01:14:38,578 Look at that. 1016 01:14:38,645 --> 01:14:40,947 - Caught by the old bill. - Oh, Bryan, 1017 01:14:41,470 --> 01:14:43,116 that's comedy bronze. Well done, my friend. 1018 01:14:52,392 --> 01:14:54,361 No! My lovely schnookels! 1019 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,469 Yay! 1020 01:15:03,236 --> 01:15:04,938 Oh, refund. 1021 01:15:05,438 --> 01:15:08,541 That should remind him of the pecking order, eh? 1022 01:15:09,109 --> 01:15:10,110 Yeah. 1023 01:15:10,176 --> 01:15:12,145 Oh, and, caveman, 1024 01:15:12,679 --> 01:15:15,782 I think this is yours. 1025 01:15:24,991 --> 01:15:28,795 Symbol of a game sent from heaven. 1026 01:15:29,129 --> 01:15:31,310 Thank you, Your... 1027 01:15:31,131 --> 01:15:33,299 Bronze Chiefness. 1028 01:15:34,340 --> 01:15:37,504 And now, I believe it's time you went home... 1029 01:15:41,474 --> 01:15:43,176 to your valley. 1030 01:15:48,982 --> 01:15:50,717 We're going home. 1031 01:16:04,531 --> 01:16:06,366 Oh, hey! 1032 01:17:18,872 --> 01:17:19,739 Hey! 1033 01:17:19,806 --> 01:17:22,876 Now the clouds are starting To part, yeah 1034 01:17:22,942 --> 01:17:25,445 I feel I'm on my way 1035 01:17:26,780 --> 01:17:29,816 Now I see the sun is shining 1036 01:17:30,216 --> 01:17:32,419 Each and every day 1037 01:17:32,485 --> 01:17:35,388 It's gonna be a good day Good day 1038 01:17:35,955 --> 01:17:38,958 It's gonna be a good day Good day 1039 01:17:39,392 --> 01:17:42,395 It's gonna be a good day Good day 1040 01:17:42,462 --> 01:17:44,230 Now I finally found my way 1041 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:47,967 Hey! 1042 01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:50,804 Up above, the birds are singing 1043 01:17:50,904 --> 01:17:53,239 Singing just for me 1044 01:17:54,474 --> 01:17:57,744 No worries now upon my mind 1045 01:17:58,111 --> 01:18:00,347 No worries I can see 1046 01:18:00,447 --> 01:18:03,516 It's gonna be a good day Good day 1047 01:18:03,616 --> 01:18:06,820 It's gonna be a good day Good day 1048 01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:10,323 It's gonna be a good day Good day 1049 01:18:10,423 --> 01:18:12,325 Now I finally found my way 1050 01:18:13,793 --> 01:18:16,162 Now I finally found my way 1051 01:18:16,930 --> 01:18:18,998 Oh, now I found my way 1052 01:18:23,436 --> 01:18:28,141 Yeah, now I'm finally on my way 1053 01:18:28,208 --> 01:18:31,378 It's gonna be a good day Good day 1054 01:18:31,478 --> 01:18:35,150 It's gonna be a good day Good day 1055 01:18:35,115 --> 01:18:37,784 It's gonna be a good day Good day 1056 01:18:38,551 --> 01:18:41,521 It's gonna be a good day Good day 1057 01:18:42,220 --> 01:18:45,291 It's gonna be a good day Good day 1058 01:18:45,358 --> 01:18:48,328 It's gonna be a good day Good day 1059 01:18:48,395 --> 01:18:50,463 Now I finally found my way 1060 01:19:08,348 --> 01:19:12,180 Do you feel it on the breeze it 1061 01:19:12,919 --> 01:19:16,723 Whisper in your ear Just to let you know 1062 01:19:17,157 --> 01:19:20,627 That you can be it If you defeat it 1063 01:19:21,394 --> 01:19:25,565 I'll be waiting underneath To catch you when you fall 1064 01:19:34,908 --> 01:19:39,279 I'll be by your side Through the coldest night 1065 01:19:39,379 --> 01:19:42,382 Together, together, together 1066 01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:47,887 When your gold turns black My hand on your back 1067 01:19:47,954 --> 01:19:51,958 Forever, forever, forever 1068 01:19:55,862 --> 01:20:00,433 'Cause I got hope, hope, hope More than you know, know, know 1069 01:20:00,533 --> 01:20:03,103 Deep in my soul, soul, soul 1070 01:20:03,203 --> 01:20:05,305 So even when my walls come down 1071 01:20:05,405 --> 01:20:09,242 I know, know, know That I won't choke, choke, choke 1072 01:20:09,309 --> 01:20:11,378 With every word I wrote 1073 01:20:12,450 --> 01:20:14,381 I'll sing until my lungs give out like 1074 01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:23,656 I'll sing until my lungs give out like 1075 01:21:18,845 --> 01:21:23,483 'Cause I got hope, hope, hope More than you know, know, know 1076 01:21:23,550 --> 01:21:26,453 Deep in my soul, soul, soul 1077 01:21:26,519 --> 01:21:29,956 So even when my walls come down I know, know, know 1078 01:21:30,230 --> 01:21:34,627 That I won't choke, choke, choke, With every word I wrote 1079 01:21:34,694 --> 01:21:37,464 I'll sing until my lungs give out like 1080 01:21:43,737 --> 01:21:46,473 I'll sing until my lungs give out like 1081 01:21:46,539 --> 01:21:49,876 Hey, yeah 1082 01:21:56,716 --> 01:21:59,519 One, two, a one, two, three, four 1083 01:22:12,980 --> 01:22:15,568 All night long Yeah, you've been looking at me 1084 01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:20,740 Well, you know you're the dance-floor cutie you longed to be 1085 01:22:21,174 --> 01:22:24,577 Oh, well now you've been Laying it down 1086 01:22:24,678 --> 01:22:27,800 You got your hips swinging Out of bounds 1087 01:22:27,180 --> 01:22:32,519 And I like the way you do What you're doing to me 1088 01:22:32,585 --> 01:22:34,788 That's right, that's right That's right, that's right 1089 01:22:34,888 --> 01:22:37,290 I really love your tiger light 1090 01:22:37,390 --> 01:22:39,926 That's neat, that's neat That's neat, that's neat 1091 01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:44,898 I really love your tiger feet I really love your tiger feet 1092 01:22:45,598 --> 01:22:49,936 Your tiger feet Your tiger feet 1093 01:22:50,537 --> 01:22:54,441 Your tiger feet All right! 1094 01:23:06,653 --> 01:23:10,390 Well, flash your warning lights Just as long as you like 1095 01:23:11,224 --> 01:23:15,695 I know you're aching To be making me tonight 1096 01:23:16,429 --> 01:23:21,501 I've got a feeling in my knees A feeling only you can please 1097 01:23:21,601 --> 01:23:26,973 There ain't no way I'm gonna Let you outta my sight 1098 01:23:27,574 --> 01:23:29,743 That's right, that's right That's right, that's right 1099 01:23:29,809 --> 01:23:32,412 I really love your tiger light 1100 01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:34,914 That's neat, that's neat That's neat, that's neat 1101 01:23:34,981 --> 01:23:39,719 I really love your tiger feet I really love your tiger feet 1102 01:23:40,453 --> 01:23:42,880 Your tiger feet 1103 01:23:43,890 --> 01:23:44,758 Your tiger feet 1104 01:23:45,658 --> 01:23:49,195 Your tiger feet All right! 1105 01:24:01,675 --> 01:24:04,344 That's right, that's right That's right, that's right 1106 01:24:04,444 --> 01:24:06,146 I really love your tiger light 1107 01:24:07,113 --> 01:24:09,549 That's neat, that's neat That's neat, that's neat 1108 01:24:09,649 --> 01:24:15,555 I really love your tiger feet I really love your tiger feet 1109 01:24:15,655 --> 01:24:18,358 Well now, you've been laying it down 1110 01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:20,860 You've got your hips Swinging out of bounds 1111 01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:24,664 And I like the way you do What you're doing to me 1112 01:24:26,199 --> 01:24:28,668 That's right, that's right That's right, that's right 1113 01:24:28,735 --> 01:24:30,904 I really love your tiger light 1114 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,740 That's neat, that's neat That's neat, that's neat 1115 01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:38,645 I really love your tiger feet I really love your tiger feet 1116 01:24:39,579 --> 01:24:40,980 Your tiger feet 1117 01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:43,516 Your tiger feet 1118 01:24:44,718 --> 01:24:48,210 Your tiger feet All right! 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