1 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:31,624 I know how busy you are this time of year. 2 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:35,295 We certainly are, Corkie. 3 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:38,531 But we've always got time for our favorite reporter. 4 00:01:38,531 --> 00:01:40,133 Especially after what happened last year. 5 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:42,435 Am I right? 6 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,871 Never underestimate the power of a well-positioned puff piece 7 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,841 to make the public forget. 8 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,376 I'm kidding. 9 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:50,543 This is going to be some hard-hitting journalism 10 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:52,579 right here. 11 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:55,815 Again, kidding. 12 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:57,150 How about you just show me the reindeer? 13 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:09,929 As you can see, we have no problems with the reindeer... 14 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:11,664 no problems at all. 15 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:14,300 We've got everything under control. 16 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,202 You're gonna want to write that one down. 17 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:18,204 "Everything under control." 18 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:18,938 Yeah. 19 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:20,240 Wow. 20 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,675 I can see that. 21 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,710 It's almost like you don't even need to establish 22 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,713 the training camps. 23 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:30,183 There's just one thing. 24 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:31,518 Shouldn't there be eight of them? 25 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:32,185 What? 26 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:34,454 Well, of course, there is... 27 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:38,358 four, five, six, seven. 28 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:39,192 Oh, no. 29 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,529 Big dreamers dream big. 30 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:17,464 Come on, Elliot. 31 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:18,998 You can do better than that. 32 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:21,634 Big dreamers dream big. 33 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:24,504 I still can't hear you. 34 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,539 Big dreamers dream big! 35 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,842 That's what I'm talking about! 36 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,610 Well, don't just stand there grinning like a fool. 37 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:31,611 Go! 38 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,213 Go, go, go. 39 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:39,486 Go, go, go. 40 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,495 Come on, Elliot. Go, go. 41 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:48,962 Move! 42 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:56,302 14.59 seconds exactly. 43 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,471 Yes! 44 00:03:58,471 --> 00:03:59,839 I finally broke 15 seconds. 45 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:02,776 127th time's the charm. 46 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:04,711 Let's hit the salt lick. 47 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:07,681 Aren't you forgetting something? 48 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:10,684 Actually, I thought maybe we could skip it today? 49 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:11,651 Oh, sure. 50 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:12,719 Why not? 51 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:14,821 Cutting a workout short never hurt anyone, right? 52 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:15,889 Exactly. 53 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:17,390 - Thanks, Hazel. - Hah. 54 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,825 That's so funny. 55 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,460 What's that thing coach always says? 56 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:23,530 "Success trains, failure complains"? 57 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,732 No, that's not it. 58 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:27,334 "The moment you quit is the moment 59 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,536 you let someone else win"? 60 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:30,403 No! 61 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:31,905 No, Hazel, no. 62 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,940 That's not it, either. 63 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,375 Oh, I know. 64 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,843 "If it's important, you'll find a way. 65 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,611 If not, you'll find an excuse." 66 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,380 That's it! 67 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:43,483 Oh, that phrase just popped in my head so out of the blue. 68 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,385 Isn't that so funny and weird? 69 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:50,323 Fine. 70 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:50,890 OK. 71 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,659 Forget I said anything. 72 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:53,393 I'll do it. 73 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,774 I don't know why we're bothering with this. 74 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:08,975 Really, just give it a decade or two, 75 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,845 and global warming is going to make this a total non-issue. 76 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:14,881 Call me crazy, Elliot, but I don't think our strategy should 77 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:17,384 be predicated on an ecological catastrophe from which 78 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:20,353 the world will never recover. 79 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,287 Well, when you put it that way... 80 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:26,793 All right. 81 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:27,560 OK, good. 82 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:28,862 Good start. 83 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,363 That's what you always say. 84 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:33,633 Try dispersing your weight more evenly. 85 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,334 That's it! 86 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:35,468 You're doing it! 87 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:36,903 I... I can't believe it! 88 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:39,806 It's working! Uh-oh. 89 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,412 And that, ladies and goats, is why 90 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:47,514 Santa's always used reindeer. 91 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,716 Um, a little help here? 92 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:50,517 Ah, hold your miniature horses. 93 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,924 What are you two doing messing with the climate 94 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:59,159 generator again? 95 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,795 These things are dangerous! 96 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:03,663 I think I hear Peanut Butter calling me. 97 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,432 Coming! 98 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:07,400 They already broke the off button. 99 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,101 Next thing you know, they'll bust 100 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:10,300 the emergency shut down, too. 101 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:11,905 Ah, coach, you worry too much. 102 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:16,900 Hey, guess what? 103 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:18,812 I finally broke 15 seconds! 104 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:22,816 I mean, yeah, there's still the whole can't climb a snow 105 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,184 drift issue to contend with. 106 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,186 But if you just give me a chance, 107 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,655 I know I'd have a shot at making Santa's team. 108 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:29,389 I just know it. 109 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,910 Elliot, I can't understand you. 110 00:06:31,910 --> 00:06:32,892 I'm not one of Santa's elves. 111 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:34,694 Go on now. 112 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:35,662 Get! 113 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:36,763 Goat run's about to start. 114 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:39,165 Aw, coach, not the goats! 115 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:39,966 Peanut Butter can handle the... 116 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,701 Goats, Elliot. 117 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:43,403 - I wanted to show you my moves! - Now! 118 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:48,675 Goats. 119 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:49,476 Goats. 120 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:50,744 So many goats. 121 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:53,213 Line up in an orderly fashion. 122 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:54,614 Oh. 123 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:58,840 For the love of... work with me, goats. 124 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,521 Ah, get off me, [INAUDIBLE]. 125 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:02,756 You're late! 126 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,725 And these fool goats won't herd themselves. 127 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:06,593 What? 128 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,795 - Who are you calling a fool? - You! 129 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:11,640 You great cloven-hooved ninny. 130 00:07:11,970 --> 00:07:12,932 You have responsibilities, Elliot. 131 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,100 Ugh. Let's just get this over with. 132 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,803 I should totally be carbo-loading right now. 133 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:19,239 I'll have you know the running of the goats 134 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:22,750 has been a beloved and dignified tradition 135 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,440 for more than 25 years! 136 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,545 Heads up, old man! 137 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,885 Oh, yeah, so dignified. 138 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,453 Oh, shut it. 139 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:54,874 Miss Ludzinka? 140 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:56,176 Hello. 141 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,845 Didn't we schedule your walk through for tomorrow? 142 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:00,613 I come today. 143 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:03,116 I can see that, and that's awesome. 144 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,510 It's just I've got this open house... 145 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:07,620 Today! 146 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:08,855 OK, then. 147 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:09,556 Great chat. 148 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,196 I haven't seen a crowd like this 149 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,732 since I was but a wee fawn. 150 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:22,135 This calls for an inspirational speech. 151 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,204 Oh, man. 152 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:27,874 Goats of witty pity, hear me now. 153 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:30,210 You've come to run as free gourdes, 154 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:32,979 and free goats you are. 155 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:35,150 The old coot's finally lost it. 156 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:37,283 You're assuming he ever had it. 157 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:41,254 What will you do with that freedom, goats? 158 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:47,930 Mm, no. 159 00:08:47,930 --> 00:08:48,194 Ay, goats. 160 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,630 Learn, and you may die. 161 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,831 Goat run, and you'll live... 162 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,333 at least a while. 163 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,635 What kind of a pep talk is this? 164 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:56,136 But would you be willing to trade... 165 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:56,903 All right. 166 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:57,771 That's it. 167 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:58,471 ...everything for one 168 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,839 chance to tell your enemies... 169 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,276 ...that they may take our goats, 170 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:06,613 but they will never take our goat land! 171 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:13,353 Jeez, take it easy, Peanut Butter. 172 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,254 Hello, goat. 173 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:29,202 Nice duck and weave, Blueberry. 174 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,170 Thanks! 175 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:37,711 Yee! Ha, ha! 176 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,110 Oh! 177 00:09:43,490 --> 00:09:44,918 Uh! Ah! 178 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:51,624 Thanks, Elliot. 179 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,664 Oh, I forgot how good adulation feels. 180 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,999 I'm pretty sure they're cheering for me. 181 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:00,834 Yeah. 182 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,300 Keep telling yourself that, shorty. 183 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,963 There they are, the reindeer. 184 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,965 The reindeer are finally here. 185 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,763 You people love DJ. 186 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:04,964 Yes you do. 187 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,175 It's true. 188 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:18,912 DJ is fabulous. 189 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,113 OK, huddle up. 190 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:20,914 All right. 191 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:21,381 Good run, guys. 192 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,282 Good run. 193 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,950 Nice work out there. 194 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,953 Hey everyone, I'm all warmed up and ready to go. 195 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:27,854 Hey, come on, guys. 196 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,223 Make some room. 197 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,825 Yo, mini man. 198 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,294 I thought I made myself clear yesterday. 199 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,829 Let him join in, DJ. 200 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:36,629 We don't mind. 201 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:39,866 Well, I'm team captain and I do. 202 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,835 When are you going to give up, runt? 203 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:45,205 Because DJ is getting tired of this. 204 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:49,109 Oh, I'll never give up, so DJ better get used to it. 205 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:49,976 Is that so? 206 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,145 Yeah, it is. 207 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,140 I'll say this, little dude. 208 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:57,484 Persistence is an admirable quality, just real admirable. 209 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,485 Thanks, DJ. 210 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,920 I appreciate that. 211 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,423 For a reindeer. 212 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,325 Stinking reindeer. 213 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,294 Think they're so special. 214 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,764 Um, don't look now, but... what are you doing? 215 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,766 I said not to look. 216 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:16,200 Hello. Mhm. 217 00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:25,145 So you, uh, you're going to eat that? 218 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:25,745 What? 219 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:26,246 Ew, no. 220 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,150 Come on, Hazel. 221 00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:31,251 Ew. 222 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,454 God, that is the worst beef jerky 223 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,823 I've ever tasted in my life. 224 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:39,125 That's because beef had nothing to do with it. 225 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:39,893 Why? 226 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,795 What's it say? 227 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,640 Ludzinka's Llama Sticks. 228 00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:46,132 What the what? 229 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:50,103 Raised by Mama Llama in Peru, dehydrated by Ludzinka 230 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,939 in Duluth. 231 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,442 This just in from Santa's workshop. 232 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,410 The world's been stunned this holiday 233 00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,513 season by a startling turn of events at the North Pole. 234 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,215 Oh my gosh, it can't be true. 235 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,450 So close to Christmas? 236 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,521 I can confirm the rumor. 237 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,124 Blitzen announced his retirement late last night, 238 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,260 effective immediately. 239 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,260 Was it a medical emergency? 240 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,960 A family crisis? 241 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,332 Or is he the one behind Dancer's conscious uncoupling? 242 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,534 Because there has been talk and photos. 243 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,236 They're everywhere. 244 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:26,206 Ahem. 245 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,174 The truth is a juice bar in the Keys 246 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:32,912 he'd been eyeing for a while finally came on the market. 247 00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:35,949 Accordingly, we're calling up our top draft 248 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,984 candidates for an emergency trial 249 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:39,886 session starting tomorrow. 250 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,154 You can't possibly expect to find 251 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,589 a replacement in three days. 252 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,124 Will there even be a Christmas? 253 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,393 And does Blitzen do a coldpressed GSI blend? 254 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,895 Because my adrenals have been sued for sluggish. 255 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,630 No more questions. 256 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,100 Well, what are you all looking at? 257 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,300 We've got to a trial to get to. 258 00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,506 DJ's going big leagues. 259 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,974 DJ's going big leagues. 260 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:01,875 DJ's going big leagues. 261 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,176 Yes he is, yes he is. 262 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:03,943 Zip it, rock star. 263 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,416 What's your problem, Clyde? 264 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,651 Why you got to rain on DJ's parade? 265 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,386 Who said you're our top pick? 266 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,560 Oh I get it. 267 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,426 You want to be a little more reindeerly. 268 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:23,630 Mr. Assistant Coach, sir, even though I'm the number one seed 269 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,331 in the whole entire world, I humbly 270 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,934 ask that you choose me for the honor, nay, 271 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:31,400 the privilege to serve as the Witty 272 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:31,971 Bitty Farm's representative at the North Pole tryouts. the privilege to serve as the Witty 273 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,873 Bitty Farm's representative at the North Pole tryouts. 274 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:39,946 But only if it pleases you, you're most gracious immanence. 275 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,614 Please, Mr. Assistant Coach? 276 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,484 He promises to be a good boy. 277 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,952 Knock it off, all of you. 278 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:51,191 Why Santa insists on working with reindeer, 279 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:54,494 when any other animal could do a better job, I'll never know. 280 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,930 And if Coach understood even half the trash 281 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,566 you nimwits talk, he'd agree. 282 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,134 Did you hear that, Hazel? 283 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,535 This is my chance to prove I'm just as 284 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,372 good as any stinking reindeer. 285 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,941 Good luck. 286 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,430 So the housing market's pretty crazy in the North Pole, 287 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:11,945 - isn't it? - Elliot, what are you doing? 288 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,580 Demonstrating a hairpin turn. 289 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,682 Why? 290 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,150 Hey, Coach, check it out. 291 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,523 Stopping on a dime. 292 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,126 There's a shortage of housing I hear. 293 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,294 I'm even amazing in reverse, Coach. 294 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,596 Elliot, stop. 295 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,165 But I've been training so hard, Clyde. 296 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:36,202 If you and Coach would just give me a chance. 297 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,604 Well, looky looky. 298 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,340 Little horse is trying out. 299 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,711 Oh man, DJ couldn't ask for a funner humiliation himself. 300 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,246 Nice form. 301 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,810 - Little guy's not half bad. - What? 302 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,353 Not again. 303 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,522 Get him back to the goat pin, would you, old fella? 304 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:59,225 I don't have time for any more of his antics today. 305 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,393 Coach, wait. 306 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,395 You don't see me run the tire course yet. 307 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,363 Coach, please. 308 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,531 Oh no. 309 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:08,735 No, no, no, no, no. 310 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,204 Elliot, you OK in there? 311 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,447 He didn't even notice me. 312 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,681 What a loser. 313 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,384 No you didn't. 314 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,186 You wouldn't want to be a part of this anyway, kid. 315 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,154 Go back to the goats, buddy. 316 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,255 Let him go. 317 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:29,823 Go lock in. 318 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,291 We've got to go lock in. 319 00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:35,628 Aw, Elliot. 320 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,334 Twas a solid effort, lad. 321 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,690 Yeah, thanks. 322 00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:44,404 But that's what you get for trying 323 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,673 to be something you're not. 324 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:50,643 Well, pardon me for wanting to do something with my life. 325 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,513 Are you implying my life isn't important? 326 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:57,584 To think I thought you'd take over for me one day. 327 00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:01,654 You don't deserve the honor of overseeing the goat run. 328 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:08,395 Nobody cares about the goat run or the mini horses 329 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,765 in charge of it. 330 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:23,410 Pst. Hey Elliot, wake up. 331 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,460 Just get up. 332 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:27,414 Come on. 333 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,482 Hazel? 334 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,483 What are you doing? 335 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,752 Oh, you know, just heading up the back nine. 336 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,254 Want to play buck a ball? 337 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,655 You're golfing? 338 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:37,390 I'm stuck. 339 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,293 Help me. 340 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,950 Wait. 341 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:44,664 You're not going to eat that, are you? 342 00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:46,266 Oh, how dare you. 343 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,535 That is a vicious stereotype. 344 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:52,405 I have never eaten a tin can in my life. 345 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,340 OK, fine. 346 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:57,210 I'm a goat and I eat tin cans, all right? 347 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,546 Can you please stop judging me now? 348 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,514 I am vulnerable. 349 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,149 What do you need me to do? 350 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:06,753 Um, pull. 351 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:07,721 Whoa, easy. 352 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,193 You're going to have to go get that. 353 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:13,893 It's your can. 354 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:14,794 You get it. 355 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,263 Fine, we'll do it together. 356 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,365 Big baby. 357 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:21,701 1, 2, 3. 358 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,773 Quick, grab it. 359 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,875 Ew. 360 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:32,145 Young man, no wife, no childrens. 361 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,315 To own a petting zoo is weird to me. 362 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,583 Yeah, OK. 363 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:40,754 Well, like I said, I inherited the place from my grandparents. 364 00:18:40,754 --> 00:18:43,323 You sure you'll be able to give them a good home, Ms. Ludzinka? 365 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,624 No need worry. 366 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:49,696 I give my animals only the best, organic feed, insulated pins. 367 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:54,834 I keep them very happy and tenderized. 368 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,504 Sorry, did you say tenderized? 369 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,405 Tenderhearted. 370 00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,500 Forgive me. 371 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:02,575 My English, not so good. 372 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:06,346 Sure you're not throwing reindeer. 373 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,314 I like reindeer. 374 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,784 Good and gamey. 375 00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:13,219 They are good at games. 376 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:17,590 I mean, I love to play different games with my friends. 377 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,826 The reindeer are the future of this place. 378 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,395 No, only the petting zoo animals are for sale. 379 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,930 OK. 380 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,733 I already make you a good offer, better than anyone else's, 381 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,735 I'm sure. 382 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:33,306 Actually, you made the only offer, so. 383 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,975 You're not so good at bargaining thing, huh? 384 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:36,743 What do you mean? 385 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,544 Oh, nothing. 386 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,745 Nothing. 387 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:39,846 Shake hand. 388 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,316 We have deal. 389 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,185 We'll finalize the paperwork when I get back. 390 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,386 Ooh. 391 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,220 Moist, very moist hand. 392 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,963 Peanutbutter, wake up. 393 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,866 What are you two dunderheads doing in my stall 394 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,735 at this unholy hour? 395 00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:02,936 Coach is selling us, Peanutbutter. 396 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,904 To a crazy lady. 397 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,741 Who dehydrates llamas in Duluth. 398 00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:10,543 So he's finally found a buyer? 399 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:15,281 You know about this and you didn't try to stop it? 400 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:17,384 What happened to glory and honor? 401 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,585 What happened to 402 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,487 never taking our goat run. 403 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,524 One thing has nothing to do with the other. 404 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,960 It's time to stop fighting what you are and accept 405 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,895 your station, Elliot. 406 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:29,929 Life's easier that way. 407 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,436 You get Ignacio, I'll get the goats. 408 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,271 You wouldn't last a day in the wild. 409 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,874 Well, that's longer than we'd last in a dehydrator. 410 00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:42,475 We're not running away, Hazel. 411 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,843 Of course we're running away. 412 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,245 What else could we possibly do? 413 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,785 Are we about to commit a crime? 414 00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:53,530 It's a gray area. 415 00:20:53,530 --> 00:20:55,488 Because I've always thought I'd make an excellent saboteur. 416 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:02,962 Sabotage isn't exactly what I had in mind. 417 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,535 Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi. 418 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,904 Oh, what a DJing morning. 419 00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:13,740 Oh, what a DJing day. 420 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,575 Everybody now. 421 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,545 We've got a DJing feeling. 422 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,614 Everything's DJ today. 423 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,170 You know, DJ's going to miss you all when 424 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,585 he's working with the big man. 425 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,540 Aw, we're going to miss you too, DJ. 426 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:31,910 Oh, DJ didn't really mean it. 427 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:33,793 He was just being polite. 428 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,463 See you on the other side, suckers. 429 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:47,730 Shut that thing, Hazel. 430 00:21:47,730 --> 00:21:48,775 I'm serious, quiet. 431 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,643 I'm trying. 432 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:54,814 I think I got it this time. 433 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,621 Purring like a kitten. 434 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,930 What is the matter with you? 435 00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:09,596 It's no big deal, I just... 436 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:10,864 uh. 437 00:22:10,864 --> 00:22:12,866 What is going on? 438 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:17,370 I just maybe, probably, really shouldn't have eaten that can. 439 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:22,420 Third time's the charm. 440 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:25,945 Yes. 441 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,882 Now hurry up and get in before she stalls again. 442 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,131 Oh, make it stop. 443 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,330 You look really bad. 444 00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:50,360 Got to get that can through the old duodenum, you know? 445 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:51,771 Um, no. 446 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,440 You're right. 447 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,750 Things could get messy, cornering the small intestine. 448 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,711 That's only happened a couple of times in the past. 449 00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:58,611 What? 450 00:22:58,611 --> 00:22:59,145 All right, Sherlock. 451 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:00,460 It was five times. 452 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,140 OK, six. 453 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:02,515 Fine, seven. 454 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,884 I've had complications in the small intestine 455 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,821 as a result of ingesting cans eight times in the past. 456 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,756 But you never know how things will shake out. 457 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:13,927 A ruminants gastrointestinal tract is full of surprises. 458 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,835 What happened to the engine? 459 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,776 We're going to have to make an emergency landing. 460 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:31,110 We're all going to die. 461 00:23:35,810 --> 00:23:36,516 What are you doing? 462 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,451 Are you trying to hit that tree, Coach? 463 00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:46,993 Hazel. 464 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:48,661 Help me. 465 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,697 Come on, Hazel. 466 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:53,733 Reach. Hazel. 467 00:24:00,974 --> 00:24:03,977 Wow, well how about that? 468 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,245 What? 469 00:24:05,245 --> 00:24:09,820 That can just shook itself right out. 470 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:44,551 This is where reindeer become heroes, boys. 471 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,893 Nice ride. 472 00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:57,263 You make that thing out of your grandpappy's old car 473 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:59,666 and some salvage tractor parts? 474 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,634 Yeah, why? 475 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,245 I'm flying corporate or nothing from now on. 476 00:25:12,245 --> 00:25:13,313 I am not even kidding. 477 00:25:13,313 --> 00:25:15,480 Oh, nibbles. 478 00:25:15,810 --> 00:25:16,116 Let's chow. 479 00:25:16,149 --> 00:25:17,784 No, forget it. 480 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:19,753 We have to register while the others are distracted. 481 00:25:19,753 --> 00:25:21,721 Not even a carrot? 482 00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:22,956 Come on. 483 00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:25,925 I'm so hungry. 484 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,127 Whoohoo. 485 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,496 That's my boys. 486 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,736 Walter Wittick III, right? 487 00:25:36,770 --> 00:25:38,710 Do I know you? 488 00:25:38,710 --> 00:25:39,606 I don't think so. 489 00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:42,242 Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend. 490 00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:47,681 I'm Walter Wittick, yes. 491 00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:49,916 Oh yeah, you're the team from the petting 492 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,951 zoo, the Witty Bitty Farm. 493 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,187 Wittick's Reindeer Training Camp, actually. 494 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,555 We're rebranding. 495 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:57,624 Aren't you some kind of minor league 496 00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,125 baseball star or something? 497 00:25:59,159 --> 00:26:01,194 Youngest shortstop ever drafted. 498 00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:02,896 Ooh, impressive. 499 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:05,965 I bet you'll be called up to the majors any day now. 500 00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:08,100 Oh, yeah. 501 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,303 Major league baseball isn't all it's cracked up to be. 502 00:26:10,303 --> 00:26:13,600 I decided to do something important with my life, 503 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,343 something truly fulfilling, you know, for the kids. 504 00:26:16,343 --> 00:26:18,144 How noble. 505 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:20,380 That's just the kind of guy I am, 506 00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:23,830 noble, magnanimous, benevolent. 507 00:26:23,830 --> 00:26:24,217 I could go on. 508 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,785 I'm sure you could. 509 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:28,121 The thing is I heard you got sidelined 510 00:26:28,121 --> 00:26:29,756 by a case of the yips. 511 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:30,724 What? 512 00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:33,930 Word is you woke up one day and completely 513 00:26:33,930 --> 00:26:35,962 lost your ability to throw the ball to first base. 514 00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:38,640 Poof, like you never had it at all. 515 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,666 That's not... where did you... 516 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:42,350 I mean, OK, also dude, the yips is 517 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:43,703 not the preferred nomenclature. 518 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:46,206 Misplaced focus, please. 519 00:26:46,239 --> 00:26:48,740 You couldn't hit a ball 10 feet in front of you 520 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:48,942 to save your life. 521 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:51,244 That only happened the one time. 522 00:26:51,244 --> 00:26:53,213 Sure it did. 523 00:26:53,213 --> 00:26:55,248 Good like out there, sport star. 524 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:59,953 That could have gone better. 525 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:02,355 Oh man, this is perfect. 526 00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:03,356 Everyone in the world is going to want 527 00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:05,325 to visit the petting zoo that produced Santa's 528 00:27:05,325 --> 00:27:07,727 first non-reindeer reindeer. 529 00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:09,295 Coach will make so much money, he 530 00:27:09,329 --> 00:27:11,264 won't have to sell us anymore. 531 00:27:11,264 --> 00:27:14,334 And all you have to do is beat 20 of the world's toughest 532 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:16,336 contenders in a grueling three-day 533 00:27:16,336 --> 00:27:18,705 - competition to make it happen. - Next. 534 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:23,977 Where's your human? 535 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,713 He's busy in the... uh, you know what? 536 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:28,415 I'd look to check in a player, please. 537 00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:30,784 I'm only permitted to deal with humans. 538 00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:31,685 It's a union thing. 539 00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:32,686 His name's Elliot. 540 00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:33,553 That is E-L-L-I-O-T-E? 541 00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:38,825 At least, I think there's an E on the end. 542 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,727 Literacy's never really been my strong point. 543 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,162 Seriously, g get your human. 544 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:43,897 He's allergic to tree nuts. 545 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:45,965 Best to take it easy on the dairy, too. 546 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:48,735 Since you're obviously never going to leave, fine. 547 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:50,704 Name and feeder farm before I change my mind. 548 00:27:50,704 --> 00:27:51,571 Yeah. 549 00:27:51,571 --> 00:27:53,673 So again, his name is Elliot, and we 550 00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:55,375 are an independent entry. 551 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:57,344 You got a wild card then? 552 00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,313 Did I mention he has a nut allergy? 553 00:28:00,313 --> 00:28:02,820 I'll take that as a no. 554 00:28:02,820 --> 00:28:03,416 Once you see what he can do... 555 00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:05,151 Oh, for the love of Keebler. 556 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:09,856 If it will hurry you up, show me this player of yours. 557 00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:12,992 Tada. 558 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:15,295 You want to enter a pony in the North Pole tryouts? 559 00:28:15,295 --> 00:28:17,630 - I am a miniature... - Next. 560 00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,303 What are we going to do, Hazel? 561 00:28:23,303 --> 00:28:25,872 If I can't register, I can't compete. 562 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:26,573 No, no, no. 563 00:28:26,573 --> 00:28:29,376 It's all big misunderstanding. 564 00:28:29,409 --> 00:28:32,412 We warned you about the extra magic cookies, Moshennika. 565 00:28:32,412 --> 00:28:34,347 Gentlemen, be reasonable. 566 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:36,883 I'm sure we can work this out. 567 00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:39,386 Bribing Santa's helpers, Uri. 568 00:28:39,419 --> 00:28:42,856 Ugh, how do you sleep at night? 569 00:28:42,856 --> 00:28:43,823 Enjoy the naughty list. 570 00:28:47,930 --> 00:28:48,294 Ooh. 571 00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:51,464 Ah, Hazel, you don't even know what that is. 572 00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:53,767 Blech, ugh. 573 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,103 Standard 65 pound cardstock flavored with number 12 ink? 574 00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:59,506 I'm number 12 ink intolerant. 575 00:28:59,506 --> 00:28:59,973 What? 576 00:28:59,973 --> 00:29:02,542 It's a thing. 577 00:29:02,542 --> 00:29:06,460 Hazel, you are a genius. 578 00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:07,313 I know. 579 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:08,140 What's it say? 580 00:29:11,785 --> 00:29:13,553 Follow me. 581 00:29:13,553 --> 00:29:15,355 Can you just read it to me? 582 00:29:15,355 --> 00:29:18,240 Mm. 583 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,492 Mhm. 584 00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:21,728 This is some quality produce. 585 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:25,999 Hello, Junior. 586 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:32,939 Oh, hey dad. 587 00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:35,275 Didn't realize you'd make it to the tryouts. 588 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:38,345 How are things with the Brittle... 589 00:29:38,345 --> 00:29:40,547 what's that place called again? 590 00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:43,483 Wittick's Witty Bitty Farm, which you'd know 591 00:29:43,483 --> 00:29:46,286 if you ever bothered to visit. 592 00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:47,554 Yes. 593 00:29:47,554 --> 00:29:50,123 Well, oh dear. 594 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:54,794 Good luck, son. 595 00:29:58,264 --> 00:29:59,866 Oh and Junior... 596 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:01,534 Yeah dad? 597 00:30:01,534 --> 00:30:03,269 Try not to embarrass me, OK? 598 00:30:11,945 --> 00:30:15,215 - Say hello to Glitzen. - Glitzen? 599 00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:17,317 What kind of a name is Glitzen? 600 00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:19,986 Weren't you just here? 601 00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:21,554 Are you going to sign us in or do I have 602 00:30:21,554 --> 00:30:23,560 to go over your head on this? 603 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,258 Ahem. 604 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:26,926 Do we have a problem here, Joleen? 605 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,162 This goat's pulling a fast one. 606 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:30,864 I've got a wild card and I've got a player. 607 00:30:30,864 --> 00:30:33,266 How is that a fast one? 608 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:34,000 This is your player? 609 00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:38,605 We're blown. 610 00:30:38,605 --> 00:30:39,973 - He knows. - He doesn't know. 611 00:30:39,973 --> 00:30:42,475 - Stop talking. - He totally knows. 612 00:30:42,475 --> 00:30:43,843 Go ahead, sign him in. 613 00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:44,778 What? 614 00:30:44,811 --> 00:30:46,413 He's below regulation weight and height. 615 00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:48,915 He doesn't have a human, and I'm almost positive I 616 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:51,418 checked in all the wild cards. 617 00:30:51,451 --> 00:30:54,354 Who gives the orders around here? 618 00:30:54,354 --> 00:30:56,560 You do, sir. 619 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,926 Then sign him in. 620 00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:00,994 Thanks. 621 00:31:00,994 --> 00:31:03,960 It's going to be a long day. 622 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,364 I knew I shouldn't have picked up this shift. 623 00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:10,437 I guess we should try to find out 624 00:31:10,470 --> 00:31:12,472 who your main competition is. 625 00:31:12,472 --> 00:31:15,475 Oh, oh DJ all the way. 626 00:31:15,475 --> 00:31:17,644 Ugh, aside from the obvious. 627 00:31:17,644 --> 00:31:20,130 Oh, I already know. 628 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:21,514 There's Heinrich the Dutch Dream. 629 00:31:21,514 --> 00:31:23,116 Oh [INAUDIBLE] 630 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:25,285 Svetlana the Polish Punisher and her best friend, 631 00:31:25,285 --> 00:31:28,254 Olga the Swedish Destroyer. 632 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:30,657 Then we've got the Canadian, a.k.a. 633 00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:32,525 - Sasha Second Place. - Ouch. 634 00:31:32,525 --> 00:31:34,294 Watch it, Dutch boy. 635 00:31:34,294 --> 00:31:35,362 Dang. 636 00:31:35,362 --> 00:31:36,896 What is her problem? 637 00:31:36,930 --> 00:31:38,665 Huge chip on her shoulder. 638 00:31:38,665 --> 00:31:41,434 Dad, grandma, and great uncle all second picks 639 00:31:41,434 --> 00:31:43,336 at previous tryouts. 640 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:45,205 Lot of pressure to break the family curse. 641 00:31:45,205 --> 00:31:47,974 All right, everybody, pipe down. 642 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:51,144 Ahem, welcome, one and all. 643 00:31:51,144 --> 00:31:53,313 Santa is delighted you made the long journey 644 00:31:53,313 --> 00:31:55,448 and is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 645 00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:57,170 OK, here's the deal. 646 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:01,540 We've got three days to find our next Blitzen. 647 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:02,956 Of course, when we set up this system, 648 00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:06,593 we envisioned a much longer process. 649 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:09,396 But since your predecessor proved like so many before him 650 00:32:09,396 --> 00:32:11,698 that reindeer are unreliable, self-absorbed, 651 00:32:11,731 --> 00:32:14,340 ego maniacal quitters who possess 652 00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:16,603 nary a hint of social responsibility 653 00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:17,537 nor personal honor... 654 00:32:17,570 --> 00:32:18,538 Who do you think you are? 655 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:20,974 Not all reindeer, man. 656 00:32:20,974 --> 00:32:22,676 This guy is amazing. 657 00:32:22,676 --> 00:32:24,444 Oh, I see. 658 00:32:24,444 --> 00:32:27,614 You're under the impression that reindeers are noble creatures. 659 00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:29,215 Hey, I've got a good idea. 660 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:32,850 How about I enlighten you to the way things really are? 661 00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:37,724 It all started in 1953 when Dixen decided to have a family 662 00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:39,526 and move to the suburbs. 663 00:32:39,526 --> 00:32:41,394 Now, I'll be the first to admit the Dixen thing caught us off 664 00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:43,196 guard. 665 00:32:43,196 --> 00:32:45,465 Of course, our real mistake was thinking that it was a fluke. 666 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:48,234 Because 14 years later, along comes a little movement known 667 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:51,304 as "flower power," and Comet takes off 668 00:32:51,304 --> 00:32:54,574 to some ashram to find himself. 669 00:32:54,574 --> 00:32:58,178 Then in 1988, Cupid defected to Moscow 670 00:32:58,211 --> 00:33:01,214 after falling in love again, this time 671 00:33:01,214 --> 00:33:04,117 with a little Siberian number by the name of Vladlena, 672 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:07,654 on Christmas Eve, no less, which brings us 673 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:10,657 to last year's incident when Prancer decided 674 00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:13,393 he needed some "me" time. 675 00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:16,663 I mean, have you ever heard such self-absorbed baloney 676 00:33:16,663 --> 00:33:18,640 in all your life? 677 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:18,631 Oh, wait. 678 00:33:18,631 --> 00:33:21,340 Look who I'm talking to. 679 00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:22,435 Of course you have. 680 00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:23,303 Wait a minute. 681 00:33:23,303 --> 00:33:24,637 Are you kidding me? 682 00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:29,142 Save your whining for the sports psychologist. 683 00:33:29,142 --> 00:33:32,812 The point is, punks, it's no longer just about skill. 684 00:33:32,812 --> 00:33:36,683 We're looking for strength of character, integrity, loyalty, 685 00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:38,685 qualities that seemed to have eluded your species 686 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:41,870 for quite some time. 687 00:33:41,121 --> 00:33:42,622 Now, get out of here. 688 00:33:42,622 --> 00:33:45,325 First event starts in the main field in five. 689 00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:01,174 Oh, oh DJ all the way. 690 00:34:01,174 --> 00:34:05,450 Hey, hey DJ all the way. 691 00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:07,213 Hm. 692 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:12,850 Hey, Little League tryouts were last week, small fry. 693 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:12,852 Good one. 694 00:34:12,852 --> 00:34:13,653 Question, though. 695 00:34:13,653 --> 00:34:15,221 Are you looking forward to coming 696 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,624 in second again, JD Canuck? 697 00:34:17,624 --> 00:34:19,526 Oh. 698 00:34:19,526 --> 00:34:20,427 No, no, I'm sorry. 699 00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:21,695 I didn't mean that. 700 00:34:21,695 --> 00:34:22,495 I was only trying to... 701 00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:24,264 I'm just messing with you, tiny. 702 00:34:24,264 --> 00:34:25,799 Would you two keep it down? 703 00:34:25,832 --> 00:34:28,201 DJ's trying to get himself in the zone over here. 704 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,475 All right, folks. 705 00:34:35,475 --> 00:34:38,445 This ain't rocket science. 706 00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:40,714 First 10 get to stick around for tomorrow's event. 707 00:34:40,714 --> 00:34:43,583 The rest of you, bye bye. 708 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:44,840 Take your marks. 709 00:34:51,424 --> 00:34:53,126 Go DJ, go. 710 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:57,831 - Wind up your knees, head down. - Huh? 711 00:35:11,911 --> 00:35:15,615 This is just another goat run. 712 00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:18,585 Come on, Glitzen, you can do this. 713 00:35:18,585 --> 00:35:20,553 You do this every day. 714 00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:22,355 Duck and weave, Glitzen. 715 00:35:22,355 --> 00:35:23,857 What? 716 00:35:23,857 --> 00:35:25,291 Duck and weave. 717 00:35:31,865 --> 00:35:33,833 Look at DJ go. 718 00:35:33,833 --> 00:35:36,603 Those clowns never had a chance. 719 00:35:36,603 --> 00:35:38,538 Enough of this nonsense. 720 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:41,675 There's a footy match against the old enemy on channel 3. 721 00:35:41,675 --> 00:35:43,343 Hey. 722 00:35:48,815 --> 00:35:52,252 Did somebody order a Spanish meatball? 723 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:57,624 Get out of there, Glitzen. Go. 724 00:35:57,624 --> 00:36:00,293 Move. 725 00:36:00,293 --> 00:36:02,195 Oh my goat. 726 00:36:06,933 --> 00:36:07,434 What? 727 00:36:10,737 --> 00:36:14,474 That little reindeer looks just like you, Peanutbutter. 728 00:36:14,474 --> 00:36:20,347 - [INAUDIBLE] - He's got it. 729 00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:21,314 He's got it. 730 00:36:21,314 --> 00:36:22,615 Yeah. 731 00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:24,284 Yes. Yes. 732 00:36:24,284 --> 00:36:26,219 DJ loves himself. 733 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:27,687 DJ. 734 00:36:27,721 --> 00:36:28,621 You see that? 735 00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:31,358 The training camp is going to pay off. 736 00:36:31,391 --> 00:36:33,293 Man, your boy's got some legs. 737 00:36:33,293 --> 00:36:35,562 He just broke your record, right? 738 00:36:35,562 --> 00:36:36,396 Not even close. 739 00:36:48,441 --> 00:36:49,442 Yes, yes. 740 00:36:49,442 --> 00:36:51,244 [INAUDIBLE] in your face. 741 00:36:56,716 --> 00:36:58,985 Elliot, that was amazing. 742 00:36:58,985 --> 00:37:01,688 Can you believe it, Hazel? 743 00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:02,355 I did it. 744 00:37:02,389 --> 00:37:04,424 I actually made it through. 745 00:37:04,424 --> 00:37:05,525 What are you two doing here? 746 00:37:05,525 --> 00:37:07,994 Uh-oh. 747 00:37:07,994 --> 00:37:09,596 Do we know each other? 748 00:37:09,596 --> 00:37:11,698 I'm pretty sure we've met, Elliot. 749 00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:12,966 Nice hat, Hazel. 750 00:37:12,966 --> 00:37:15,268 Please don't tell Coach we're here, Clyde. 751 00:37:15,301 --> 00:37:17,804 Give me one good reason why not. 752 00:37:17,804 --> 00:37:20,600 Because I can do this. 753 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:20,974 Did you see that? 754 00:37:20,974 --> 00:37:21,975 I made the cut. 755 00:37:21,975 --> 00:37:23,943 Dead last on qualifier. 756 00:37:23,943 --> 00:37:25,645 You must be so proud. 757 00:37:25,645 --> 00:37:27,814 OK, yeah, I was last. 758 00:37:27,814 --> 00:37:29,150 But did you see me out there? 759 00:37:29,150 --> 00:37:30,417 I was on fire. 760 00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:32,686 Sloppy footwork, appalling technique, 761 00:37:32,686 --> 00:37:35,722 and a total disregard for presentation. 762 00:37:35,722 --> 00:37:36,723 Some fire. 763 00:37:36,723 --> 00:37:37,624 Yeah? 764 00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:39,526 Well, what do you know? 765 00:37:39,526 --> 00:37:41,494 You're just a cranky, old draft horse whose pulled one too many 766 00:37:41,494 --> 00:37:43,663 kegs. 767 00:37:43,663 --> 00:37:44,964 Forget I said anything. 768 00:37:44,964 --> 00:37:46,466 You'll make a perfect reindeer. 769 00:37:49,703 --> 00:37:51,604 OK, time to hit the buffet. 770 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,914 Uh, we should just go home and take 771 00:38:00,914 --> 00:38:02,882 our chances with the meat lady. 772 00:38:02,882 --> 00:38:04,170 Oh yeah, sure. 773 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,453 Let's quit now, give up on everything 774 00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:08,288 you've been working your entire life for. 775 00:38:08,321 --> 00:38:09,220 Great plan. 776 00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:10,560 I'm serious. 777 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,258 Sure you are. Athletes. 778 00:38:14,761 --> 00:38:15,895 Wait a second. 779 00:38:15,895 --> 00:38:18,765 Where is everyone? 780 00:38:18,765 --> 00:38:20,567 Hey, Glitzen. 781 00:38:20,567 --> 00:38:22,469 You coming to the after party? 782 00:38:22,502 --> 00:38:24,304 Ooh, is that where they serve dessert? 783 00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:25,538 Is there a chocolate fountain? 784 00:38:25,572 --> 00:38:28,800 Reindeer only, sorry. 785 00:38:28,410 --> 00:38:29,876 I'm not really in a party mood. 786 00:38:29,876 --> 00:38:30,844 Why not? 787 00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:33,446 You were amazing today. 788 00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:33,947 I was? 789 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:35,115 Are you kidding? 790 00:38:35,115 --> 00:38:36,616 I just saw the replay. 791 00:38:36,616 --> 00:38:39,552 That duck and weave bit was awesome. 792 00:38:39,552 --> 00:38:40,553 Oh, actually, that was... 793 00:38:40,553 --> 00:38:43,323 Just a little reindeer move I came up with back 794 00:38:43,323 --> 00:38:45,425 at the reindeer training camp, you 795 00:38:45,425 --> 00:38:48,280 know with the other reindeer, like me. 796 00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:48,995 Excuse me? 797 00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:50,563 Well, come on then. 798 00:38:50,563 --> 00:38:52,665 Don't just stand there looking short. 799 00:38:52,665 --> 00:38:54,467 OK, yeah. 800 00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:55,735 Yeah, you're right, Sasha. 801 00:38:55,735 --> 00:38:57,937 A party sounds like a great idea. 802 00:38:57,971 --> 00:38:58,905 Enjoy the buffet, Hazel. 803 00:39:04,944 --> 00:39:07,814 So this is like a Christmas party? 804 00:39:07,814 --> 00:39:10,116 Um, not exactly. 805 00:39:10,116 --> 00:39:12,485 Younglings, welcome. 806 00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:16,890 We've got food, beverages, flea dip. 807 00:39:16,122 --> 00:39:19,826 Um, is that the North Pole? 808 00:39:19,826 --> 00:39:20,994 Yeah. 809 00:39:20,994 --> 00:39:22,762 We steal it every year. 810 00:39:22,762 --> 00:39:24,698 What's that stuff all over it? 811 00:39:24,731 --> 00:39:25,565 Butter. 812 00:39:25,565 --> 00:39:29,903 - Makes it good and slippery. - Oh. 813 00:39:29,903 --> 00:39:31,705 You two want to give it a try? 814 00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:34,474 Do we have a choice? 815 00:39:34,474 --> 00:39:38,144 What do you think we are, a couple of heartless monsters? 816 00:39:38,144 --> 00:39:40,914 Because you would be right. 817 00:39:40,914 --> 00:39:42,182 Come on now. 818 00:39:42,182 --> 00:39:43,116 Come on. 819 00:39:43,116 --> 00:39:45,850 Have fun, y'all. 820 00:40:05,705 --> 00:40:06,906 Huh? 821 00:40:06,906 --> 00:40:08,108 Come on, come on. 822 00:40:08,141 --> 00:40:09,476 Where is it? 823 00:40:09,476 --> 00:40:11,111 I know I saw it around here somewhere. 824 00:40:27,994 --> 00:40:29,696 That must be where we get the dessert. 825 00:40:32,866 --> 00:40:34,834 Man, are you kidding me? 826 00:40:34,834 --> 00:40:36,703 No one can win this thing. 827 00:40:36,703 --> 00:40:38,104 Seriously, where's an opposable thumb 828 00:40:38,104 --> 00:40:39,906 when you need it? 829 00:40:39,906 --> 00:40:41,708 No one can win. 830 00:40:41,708 --> 00:40:42,876 No one. 831 00:40:47,647 --> 00:40:49,516 Dude, speak English. 832 00:40:49,516 --> 00:40:51,985 You know DJ doesn't understand Korean. 833 00:40:51,985 --> 00:40:53,253 He's Dutch, you idiot. 834 00:40:53,253 --> 00:40:54,988 Hey, I know what to do. 835 00:40:54,988 --> 00:40:57,957 I think DJ knows Korean when he hears it, Sasha. 836 00:40:57,991 --> 00:40:59,626 Listen, I have an idea. 837 00:40:59,626 --> 00:41:01,127 No, she is right. I am Dutch. 838 00:41:01,127 --> 00:41:04,798 Guys, we're all losers. 839 00:41:04,831 --> 00:41:06,660 Excuse me? 840 00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:07,534 You said it yourself, DJ. 841 00:41:07,534 --> 00:41:09,636 This is impossible. 842 00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:13,173 But if someone doesn't get that hat down, we all lose. 843 00:41:13,173 --> 00:41:17,243 All of us as a group. 844 00:41:17,243 --> 00:41:20,513 Some might even call it a team. 845 00:41:20,513 --> 00:41:23,149 Do you see where I'm going with this? 846 00:41:23,183 --> 00:41:24,884 Oh, I see. 847 00:41:24,884 --> 00:41:26,786 Let's do this. 848 00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:30,123 Whoa, hold on. 849 00:41:30,123 --> 00:41:32,920 What just... I don't get it. 850 00:41:35,862 --> 00:41:39,990 Are you wearing [INAUDIBLE] shoes, man? 851 00:41:39,132 --> 00:41:40,767 Ow. Ow. 852 00:41:40,767 --> 00:41:41,501 Watch it. 853 00:41:54,681 --> 00:41:57,584 Oh man, I love being a reindeer. 854 00:41:57,584 --> 00:41:59,886 Good to know, considering you've 855 00:41:59,886 --> 00:42:01,955 been one your entire life. 856 00:42:01,955 --> 00:42:03,590 Oh yeah, right. 857 00:42:03,623 --> 00:42:07,293 No, I'm just saying being a reindeer is awesome. 858 00:42:07,293 --> 00:42:08,995 Whoa, hold up. 859 00:42:08,995 --> 00:42:11,865 Do I know you, little dude? 860 00:42:11,865 --> 00:42:12,766 Me? 861 00:42:12,766 --> 00:42:14,167 No. 862 00:42:14,167 --> 00:42:16,569 No, we just met, remember? 863 00:42:16,603 --> 00:42:19,606 Yeah, but you're looking awfully 864 00:42:19,606 --> 00:42:22,175 familiar all of a sudden. 865 00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:23,943 Oh, is that my coach calling me? 866 00:42:23,943 --> 00:42:24,644 I should go. 867 00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:29,115 That was weird. 868 00:42:29,115 --> 00:42:30,283 Something's not right, Sasha. 869 00:42:30,283 --> 00:42:31,551 I know it. 870 00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:42,295 Oh wow. 871 00:42:42,295 --> 00:42:44,364 Oh my goodness. 872 00:42:44,364 --> 00:42:46,933 Oh, the kitchen must be behind all these shiny new sleighs. 873 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,190 What are you doing back here? 874 00:43:07,654 --> 00:43:10,323 Oh hello, good sir. 875 00:43:10,323 --> 00:43:13,893 Would you be so kind as to direct me to the ladies room? 876 00:43:13,893 --> 00:43:16,960 So sorry, Madam, I cannot. 877 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,798 Because you're a goat. 878 00:43:18,832 --> 00:43:21,340 You're not authorized to be here, either. 879 00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:23,937 Would someone please tell me what is going on? 880 00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:26,606 Sugar plum, there you are. 881 00:43:26,606 --> 00:43:29,209 I've been looking all over for you. 882 00:43:29,242 --> 00:43:31,878 I've got a bag of dog treats in my purse if you play along. 883 00:43:31,878 --> 00:43:34,114 Lady, do I look like I eat Kibble? 884 00:43:34,114 --> 00:43:35,749 My, my, Lemon Drop. 885 00:43:35,782 --> 00:43:37,170 What is all this? 886 00:43:37,170 --> 00:43:39,953 It's how the North Pole keeps up with the rest of the world. 887 00:43:39,953 --> 00:43:41,755 And it's supposed to be top secret, by the way, 888 00:43:41,755 --> 00:43:44,257 so if you do not mind. 889 00:43:44,257 --> 00:43:48,628 It's just there sure a lot of mechanical sleigh in here. 890 00:43:48,661 --> 00:43:50,697 Seriously, this place is packed. 891 00:43:50,697 --> 00:43:53,330 And I always thought they were manufactured exclusively 892 00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:54,634 for the training farms. 893 00:43:54,634 --> 00:43:55,835 Oh yeah, that is right. 894 00:43:55,835 --> 00:43:56,970 They sure are. 895 00:43:57,300 --> 00:44:00,206 And yet here we stand in the heart of the North Pole, 896 00:44:00,206 --> 00:44:02,709 surrounded by a veritable suite of them. 897 00:44:02,742 --> 00:44:04,440 Hey, she's right. 898 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,345 What gives, elf? 899 00:44:05,345 --> 00:44:07,247 Care to comment? 900 00:44:07,247 --> 00:44:09,150 Well, I... 901 00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:11,284 I suppose we couldn't expect to keep it a secret forever. 902 00:44:11,284 --> 00:44:12,886 Keep what a secret? 903 00:44:12,886 --> 00:44:16,560 How we survived the Prancer crisis, of course. 904 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,250 How do you think Santa handled a typhoon, two blizzards, 905 00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:21,394 and the worst fog the eastern seaboard had ever 906 00:44:21,394 --> 00:44:23,296 seen with his team down a man? 907 00:44:23,296 --> 00:44:26,700 Everyone knows last year was an outright disaster. 908 00:44:26,733 --> 00:44:28,835 The one thing Santa didn't do was handle it. 909 00:44:28,835 --> 00:44:31,438 Of course he handled it. 910 00:44:31,471 --> 00:44:34,874 He was just a little late. 911 00:44:34,874 --> 00:44:37,243 A little? 912 00:44:37,243 --> 00:44:38,878 Try seven hours. 913 00:44:39,813 --> 00:44:42,349 The candy cane has cracked. 914 00:44:42,382 --> 00:44:44,884 I repeat, the candy cane has cracked. 915 00:44:44,884 --> 00:44:48,855 Move, move, move. 916 00:44:48,855 --> 00:44:55,295 We did what we had to do and we got the job done. 917 00:44:55,295 --> 00:44:58,765 These sleighs are something else. 918 00:44:58,765 --> 00:45:01,234 No need to be fed or groomed. 919 00:45:01,234 --> 00:45:04,104 Don't need any sleep or exercise. 920 00:45:04,104 --> 00:45:07,240 100% hassle-free. 921 00:45:07,273 --> 00:45:09,943 I love technology. 922 00:45:09,943 --> 00:45:13,246 Not more than you love the reindeer, though, right? 923 00:45:13,246 --> 00:45:14,214 Oh yeah, no. 924 00:45:14,214 --> 00:45:16,883 Of course not. 925 00:45:16,883 --> 00:45:18,284 I love the reindeers. 926 00:45:18,284 --> 00:45:21,454 They're so much fun. 927 00:45:21,454 --> 00:45:24,157 So this is, what, a backup system? 928 00:45:24,157 --> 00:45:24,958 Sure. 929 00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:26,260 OK. 930 00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:27,930 A backup system. 931 00:45:27,930 --> 00:45:29,129 That... that's a... 932 00:45:29,162 --> 00:45:31,464 a good phrase. 933 00:45:31,464 --> 00:45:32,732 Now, if you don't mind. 934 00:45:36,236 --> 00:45:37,937 He's a terrible liar. 935 00:45:37,937 --> 00:45:38,638 Yup. 936 00:45:38,672 --> 00:45:43,276 So how about those dog treats? 937 00:46:01,861 --> 00:46:05,165 Oh, you promised you'd stop doing that. 938 00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:07,967 I saw something really strange last night, Elliot. 939 00:46:07,967 --> 00:46:09,169 Last night. 940 00:46:09,202 --> 00:46:10,303 Oh, man. 941 00:46:10,303 --> 00:46:11,805 Lemon Drop's got this secret lab. 942 00:46:11,805 --> 00:46:13,340 You should have been there, Hazel. 943 00:46:13,373 --> 00:46:15,750 Full of mechanical sleighs. 944 00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:16,376 There was reindeer. 945 00:46:16,376 --> 00:46:17,544 I think he's up to something. 946 00:46:17,544 --> 00:46:19,179 And butter. 947 00:46:19,212 --> 00:46:21,414 Elliot, stop yapping about the stupid reindeer 948 00:46:21,414 --> 00:46:22,816 and listen to me. 949 00:46:22,816 --> 00:46:24,384 Reindeer aren't stupid. 950 00:46:24,384 --> 00:46:26,860 Uh, excuse me? 951 00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:27,253 They're actually pretty great. 952 00:46:27,253 --> 00:46:28,855 They're great? 953 00:46:28,855 --> 00:46:32,125 I mean even DJ is OK once you get to know him. 954 00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:33,460 OK, fine. 955 00:46:33,493 --> 00:46:37,797 Let's say they can be nice to other reindeer. 956 00:46:37,797 --> 00:46:39,566 How do you think they're going to react when 957 00:46:39,566 --> 00:46:41,835 you take off those antlers? 958 00:46:41,835 --> 00:46:43,937 Maybe I won't have to. 959 00:46:43,937 --> 00:46:45,805 What are you even talking about? 960 00:46:45,805 --> 00:46:48,308 I just mean I might not even win, 961 00:46:48,341 --> 00:46:52,579 so there's no point in worrying about any of that right now. 962 00:46:52,612 --> 00:46:56,549 I have to get to the gym before all the machines are taken. 963 00:46:56,583 --> 00:46:57,384 I'll see you later, Hazel. 964 00:47:10,263 --> 00:47:13,366 You don't look like a reindeer ready for his first flight. 965 00:47:13,366 --> 00:47:18,138 DJ's got the sniffles, and it's freezing out there. 966 00:47:18,138 --> 00:47:20,473 You're a reindeer, DJ. 967 00:47:20,473 --> 00:47:21,941 You're genetically built for the cold. 968 00:47:25,211 --> 00:47:26,346 So that's it. 969 00:47:26,346 --> 00:47:30,160 After all our work, everything Coach has done for you, 970 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,119 you're going to throw it all away over a cold? 971 00:47:33,153 --> 00:47:37,570 It is what it is, old man. 972 00:47:37,570 --> 00:47:40,393 I expect you on the main field in 20 minutes. 973 00:47:47,367 --> 00:47:48,268 Excuse me. 974 00:47:48,301 --> 00:47:50,270 OK, big guy, make some room. 975 00:47:50,303 --> 00:47:54,474 OK, if you could just move your giant butt two inches to the... 976 00:47:54,474 --> 00:47:56,309 OK, all right, that's it. 977 00:47:56,343 --> 00:47:57,143 I am done playing. 978 00:48:08,488 --> 00:48:10,857 Ooh, look at that. Nice. 979 00:48:18,665 --> 00:48:20,233 Yo, Malik. 980 00:48:20,233 --> 00:48:21,234 You forgot the milk. 981 00:48:30,343 --> 00:48:31,644 Well, well, well. 982 00:48:31,644 --> 00:48:34,547 Look at you, my lovelies. 983 00:48:34,547 --> 00:48:37,283 Gee, I wonder what that sign says. 984 00:48:37,283 --> 00:48:41,354 Meh, how important could it be? 985 00:48:41,354 --> 00:48:44,524 Reading is overrated. 986 00:48:44,524 --> 00:48:46,126 He's sick. 987 00:48:46,126 --> 00:48:47,427 After everything we've worked for? 988 00:48:47,427 --> 00:48:50,497 No, no, no, no, no. 989 00:48:50,497 --> 00:48:53,700 He wouldn't get up for you, either? 990 00:48:53,733 --> 00:48:55,668 This can't be happening. 991 00:48:55,702 --> 00:48:58,380 Everything OK, gentlemen? 992 00:48:58,710 --> 00:48:59,239 Great. 993 00:48:59,272 --> 00:49:01,574 I can see the headline now, number 1 seed has the yips. 994 00:49:01,574 --> 00:49:05,145 Reindeer trainer slash failed baseball star loses everything. 995 00:49:05,145 --> 00:49:05,845 Perfect. 996 00:49:05,845 --> 00:49:08,314 That's actually a little wordy. 997 00:49:08,314 --> 00:49:09,516 What am I going to do? 998 00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:11,317 You're right. 999 00:49:11,317 --> 00:49:12,385 He's fine. 1000 00:49:12,385 --> 00:49:13,386 It's going to be totally fine. 1001 00:49:13,386 --> 00:49:14,621 It's all fine. 1002 00:49:14,654 --> 00:49:16,256 Sure sounds like it. 1003 00:49:16,256 --> 00:49:19,259 I need some air. 1004 00:49:19,292 --> 00:49:21,995 Your boy's wound a little tight, huh? 1005 00:49:21,995 --> 00:49:22,996 You have no idea. 1006 00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:26,966 Hairpin turn. 1007 00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:55,795 Candy canes. 1008 00:49:55,795 --> 00:49:58,698 Keep your knees in line with your hooves. 1009 00:49:58,732 --> 00:50:00,667 Are you talking to me? 1010 00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:02,435 You see anybody else wrecking the field 1011 00:50:02,435 --> 00:50:03,603 with their sloppy technique? 1012 00:50:03,603 --> 00:50:06,606 It's not that bad. 1013 00:50:06,606 --> 00:50:08,375 OK, fine. 1014 00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:09,309 Maybe I am. 1015 00:50:09,309 --> 00:50:12,112 Knees, hooves, try it. 1016 00:50:21,287 --> 00:50:22,550 Try it again. 1017 00:50:33,533 --> 00:50:35,435 Ha ha, eat that. 1018 00:50:45,211 --> 00:50:47,647 Give it up, grandpa. 1019 00:50:47,647 --> 00:50:49,416 DJ's done. 1020 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:52,850 Rest assured, your grandfather would never have tolerated 1021 00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:54,654 this kind of behavior. 1022 00:50:54,654 --> 00:50:55,455 Get up, Junior. 1023 00:50:55,455 --> 00:50:57,323 I can't, dad. 1024 00:50:57,323 --> 00:50:58,458 I'm sick. 1025 00:50:59,325 --> 00:51:00,593 Nonsense. 1026 00:51:00,593 --> 00:51:02,829 - You're afraid of flying. - Nuh-huh. 1027 00:51:02,862 --> 00:51:04,464 DJ's not afraid of flying. 1028 00:51:04,464 --> 00:51:06,320 DJ's not afraid of anything. 1029 00:51:09,202 --> 00:51:12,605 OK, fine, but it's not like I chose to be a wuss. 1030 00:51:12,605 --> 00:51:14,307 What do you want me to do? 1031 00:51:14,307 --> 00:51:18,445 The only way to overcome any fear is to face it head on. 1032 00:51:18,445 --> 00:51:20,847 How did I know you'd say that? 1033 00:51:20,847 --> 00:51:24,317 I heard an extra cookie or two never hurt, either. 1034 00:51:24,317 --> 00:51:26,753 Huh? An extra cookie? 1035 00:51:26,753 --> 00:51:28,755 Isn't that kind of cheating? 1036 00:51:28,755 --> 00:51:32,459 I warned you about embarrassing me, Junior. 1037 00:51:32,492 --> 00:51:33,660 OK, dad. 1038 00:51:33,693 --> 00:51:37,564 Anything you say. 1039 00:51:51,144 --> 00:51:55,215 Now, did everyone get one of Mrs. Claus's cookies? 1040 00:51:55,215 --> 00:52:00,320 Apparently, we had a mix-up in this morning's count. 1041 00:52:00,353 --> 00:52:02,655 Rookies. 1042 00:52:02,655 --> 00:52:05,458 All right, hold on to your butts, folks. 1043 00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:08,395 These puppies don't take long to kick in. 1044 00:52:16,903 --> 00:52:18,605 Hello? 1045 00:52:18,605 --> 00:52:20,273 Huh? 1046 00:52:25,779 --> 00:52:26,913 Ignacio? 1047 00:52:26,913 --> 00:52:28,915 What are you doing here? 1048 00:52:28,915 --> 00:52:32,585 And why are you so small? 1049 00:52:32,585 --> 00:52:36,556 What the... huh? 1050 00:52:36,556 --> 00:52:40,527 What is happening to me? 1051 00:52:40,527 --> 00:52:43,797 I shouldn't have eaten those cookies. 1052 00:53:03,683 --> 00:53:05,285 I am ashamed. 1053 00:53:13,626 --> 00:53:15,829 OK, OK, OK. 1054 00:53:15,862 --> 00:53:18,498 There's got to be another way out here. 1055 00:53:18,498 --> 00:53:19,232 Aha. 1056 00:53:33,513 --> 00:53:36,249 Wait, what? 1057 00:53:36,249 --> 00:53:38,985 DJ? 1058 00:53:38,985 --> 00:53:42,489 Is this actually happening? 1059 00:53:42,489 --> 00:53:46,760 The chained monkey flies at midnight. 1060 00:53:46,793 --> 00:53:48,328 DJ's a cheat. 1061 00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:56,336 Yes, I did it, finally. 1062 00:53:56,336 --> 00:53:58,505 You're up, DJ. 1063 00:53:58,505 --> 00:53:59,806 DJ? 1064 00:53:59,806 --> 00:54:01,775 Last call for DJ. 1065 00:54:01,775 --> 00:54:03,276 I can't believe this. 1066 00:54:03,276 --> 00:54:03,877 He choked. 1067 00:54:03,877 --> 00:54:05,845 He totally choked. 1068 00:54:05,845 --> 00:54:07,614 This is a disaster. 1069 00:54:07,614 --> 00:54:10,784 Well, looks like we have our first disqualification, folks. 1070 00:54:10,784 --> 00:54:11,685 Hold up. 1071 00:54:11,685 --> 00:54:12,986 Hold up. Hold up. 1072 00:54:12,986 --> 00:54:15,255 - DJ right here. - Yeah. 1073 00:54:25,732 --> 00:54:26,800 Oh no. 1074 00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:30,270 I'm going to barf. 1075 00:54:48,755 --> 00:54:49,956 Yes. Yes. 1076 00:54:56,620 --> 00:54:59,650 You're up, Glitzen. 1077 00:54:59,650 --> 00:55:02,769 Good luck trying to beat that. 1078 00:55:02,769 --> 00:55:04,738 Come on, Blitzen. 1079 00:55:04,738 --> 00:55:06,973 You can do it. 1080 00:55:06,973 --> 00:55:07,941 OK, big dreamers dream big. You can do it. 1081 00:55:07,941 --> 00:55:09,476 OK, big dreamers dream big. 1082 00:55:09,476 --> 00:55:11,378 Big dreamers dream big. 1083 00:55:20,353 --> 00:55:23,560 Elliot, you won't believe what I... 1084 00:55:28,795 --> 00:55:31,464 That little guy's got some moves. 1085 00:55:50,784 --> 00:55:51,785 Thank you. 1086 00:55:51,785 --> 00:55:54,454 Thank you so much. 1087 00:55:54,454 --> 00:55:57,924 No one puts DJ in the corner. 1088 00:55:57,924 --> 00:55:59,359 Nice work, Glitzen. 1089 00:55:59,392 --> 00:56:00,860 Oh, thanks, Sasha. 1090 00:56:00,894 --> 00:56:01,728 I appreciate that. 1091 00:56:01,728 --> 00:56:04,640 Yeah, well, enjoy it while you can. 1092 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,367 I plan on eviscerating you tomorrow. 1093 00:56:07,367 --> 00:56:10,770 Um, what happened to your antlers? 1094 00:56:10,804 --> 00:56:13,606 They're all wonky. 1095 00:56:16,676 --> 00:56:17,110 Hold up. 1096 00:56:17,143 --> 00:56:17,677 Hold up. 1097 00:56:17,677 --> 00:56:18,945 What's she doing here? 1098 00:56:22,816 --> 00:56:25,985 I knew there was something off about that little dude. 1099 00:56:25,985 --> 00:56:28,655 The jig is up, goat. 1100 00:56:28,655 --> 00:56:30,857 You two fraudsters have been caught. 1101 00:56:30,857 --> 00:56:31,925 You're one to talk. 1102 00:56:31,925 --> 00:56:33,260 You're a cheater. 1103 00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:34,494 What did you just call me? 1104 00:56:34,494 --> 00:56:36,796 You heard me, you're a cheater. 1105 00:56:41,670 --> 00:56:43,770 Oh, look at that. I'm down. 1106 00:56:43,803 --> 00:56:47,140 I'm finally... oh come on. 1107 00:56:47,173 --> 00:56:51,770 Hazel, what's going on? 1108 00:56:51,770 --> 00:56:53,913 What is that hideous creature? 1109 00:56:53,913 --> 00:56:54,914 Oh man. 1110 00:56:54,914 --> 00:56:57,984 Elliot, is that you? 1111 00:56:57,984 --> 00:57:01,187 Glitzen? 1112 00:57:01,187 --> 00:57:02,555 What's the deal, [INAUDIBLE]? 1113 00:57:02,555 --> 00:57:05,250 You're trying to pull one over on us? 1114 00:57:05,250 --> 00:57:06,559 Did you know about this, Walter? 1115 00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:08,940 Me? Of course not. 1116 00:57:08,940 --> 00:57:13,199 Well, this is certainly a first, a pony at the North Pole 1117 00:57:13,233 --> 00:57:15,835 - tryouts. - Hes' a miniature horse. 1118 00:57:15,835 --> 00:57:17,570 And he's the least of your problems. 1119 00:57:17,604 --> 00:57:18,905 What's that supposed to mean? 1120 00:57:18,905 --> 00:57:20,874 DJ is a cheater. 1121 00:57:20,874 --> 00:57:21,508 I saw him. 1122 00:57:21,508 --> 00:57:23,443 He ate two extra cookies. 1123 00:57:23,443 --> 00:57:24,878 That is an outrageous, slanderous, 1124 00:57:24,878 --> 00:57:26,913 and egregious falsehood. 1125 00:57:26,913 --> 00:57:29,716 DJ's never cheated a day in his life. 1126 00:57:29,716 --> 00:57:33,853 Then how come you're the only reindeer still in the air? 1127 00:57:33,853 --> 00:57:36,823 I think it's time DJ paid a visit to the medical tent. 1128 00:57:36,823 --> 00:57:39,125 OK, fine. 1129 00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:42,896 DJ may have eaten an extra cookie or two. 1130 00:57:42,896 --> 00:57:44,831 But what's the big deal? 1131 00:57:44,864 --> 00:57:46,766 As long as you find someone to pull the sleigh, 1132 00:57:46,766 --> 00:57:48,835 what's it matter how they do it? 1133 00:57:48,835 --> 00:57:49,836 You're right. 1134 00:57:49,836 --> 00:57:53,673 Why not let tiny horses pretend to be reindeer? 1135 00:57:53,673 --> 00:57:57,110 Or have reindeer ingest controlled substances? 1136 00:57:57,143 --> 00:57:58,778 Oh, here's a thought. 1137 00:57:58,778 --> 00:58:01,147 Rather than leaving presents for children, 1138 00:58:01,147 --> 00:58:04,718 Santa just burglars their homes instead. 1139 00:58:04,718 --> 00:58:06,119 We'll increase our bottom line and let the old man 1140 00:58:06,119 --> 00:58:07,654 unleash his inner criminal. 1141 00:58:07,654 --> 00:58:09,489 It's a win-win. 1142 00:58:09,522 --> 00:58:11,558 Santa's got an inner criminal? 1143 00:58:11,558 --> 00:58:13,626 Would one of you elves please tell us humans 1144 00:58:13,626 --> 00:58:15,695 what these animals are saying? 1145 00:58:15,695 --> 00:58:18,231 They're letting me down, as usual. 1146 00:58:18,264 --> 00:58:20,533 Oh, sir. 1147 00:58:20,533 --> 00:58:21,935 What a surprise. 1148 00:58:21,935 --> 00:58:23,837 Tell me you've kept the mechanical sleighs in 1149 00:58:23,837 --> 00:58:25,672 good working order, Lemon Drop. 1150 00:58:25,705 --> 00:58:27,707 Of course, sir, tip-top. 1151 00:58:27,707 --> 00:58:28,508 Why? 1152 00:58:28,508 --> 00:58:31,244 Because these tryouts are over. 1153 00:58:31,244 --> 00:58:32,946 I'm disqualifying every one everyone 1154 00:58:32,946 --> 00:58:34,948 and canceling all further events. 1155 00:58:34,948 --> 00:58:36,490 Sir, if I may. 1156 00:58:36,490 --> 00:58:38,885 You may not. 1157 00:58:38,885 --> 00:58:41,521 I know how hard you've worked to make these tryouts 1158 00:58:41,554 --> 00:58:43,256 a successful, old friend, but this 1159 00:58:43,256 --> 00:58:46,626 has been a long time coming. 1160 00:58:46,626 --> 00:58:49,295 I love all of my reindeer, but I can no longer 1161 00:58:49,295 --> 00:58:52,165 allow personal attachments to blind me to the reality 1162 00:58:52,165 --> 00:58:53,833 of what they've become. 1163 00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:55,635 Therefore, it is with heavy heart 1164 00:58:55,635 --> 00:58:58,138 that I have decided to end my association 1165 00:58:58,138 --> 00:59:01,675 with reindeer forever. 1166 00:59:04,277 --> 00:59:07,647 We have to put the children of the world first. 1167 00:59:11,818 --> 00:59:13,753 You two ruin everything. 1168 00:59:13,753 --> 00:59:16,189 Centuries of matches down the drain. 1169 00:59:16,189 --> 00:59:20,600 We've been working for this for years, years. 1170 00:59:20,930 --> 00:59:20,593 Quiet. 1171 00:59:24,364 --> 00:59:27,200 No one is more shocked by this than me. 1172 00:59:27,233 --> 00:59:30,360 However, Santa has made his decision 1173 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,205 and we must abide by his wishes. 1174 00:59:32,205 --> 00:59:37,770 Now, if you'll excuse me, we have preparations to make. 1175 00:59:37,770 --> 00:59:41,147 Oh, and Merry Christmas. 1176 00:59:41,147 --> 00:59:42,816 You did this. 1177 00:59:42,816 --> 00:59:45,652 What am I supposed to tell my kids? 1178 00:59:45,685 --> 00:59:47,687 What kind of sicko pretends to be a reindeer? 1179 00:59:50,657 --> 00:59:51,558 Hang on. 1180 01:00:01,935 --> 01:00:03,370 Oh. 1181 01:00:03,403 --> 01:00:07,400 So that did not go the way I thought it would. 1182 01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,274 Oh. 1183 01:00:08,274 --> 01:00:09,376 Well, how did you expect things to go 1184 01:00:09,376 --> 01:00:11,770 when you stole those cookies? 1185 01:00:11,770 --> 01:00:13,847 It's not like there was a sign on them saying not to... 1186 01:00:13,847 --> 01:00:15,715 oh, reading. 1187 01:00:15,715 --> 01:00:17,830 - Yeah. - Oh. 1188 01:00:17,830 --> 01:00:19,850 You ruined everything, Hazel. 1189 01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:21,221 Did you see the way the reindeer looked at me back there? 1190 01:00:21,254 --> 01:00:23,356 Elliot, reindeer are jerks. 1191 01:00:23,356 --> 01:00:26,260 They've always been jerks and they always will be jerks. 1192 01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:28,628 Even Santa understands that, Santa. 1193 01:00:28,628 --> 01:00:30,296 But they all hate me now. 1194 01:00:30,296 --> 01:00:32,298 Oh, who cares what they think? 1195 01:00:32,298 --> 01:00:34,000 Have you've forgotten why we're here? 1196 01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:35,835 To save our friends. 1197 01:00:35,835 --> 01:00:37,270 As soon as we get home, we'll round 1198 01:00:37,270 --> 01:00:40,730 everyone up and hit the road. 1199 01:00:40,730 --> 01:00:41,675 At least we've got each other. 1200 01:00:41,675 --> 01:00:44,878 That's what counts, isn't it? 1201 01:00:44,878 --> 01:00:48,348 Isn't it, Elliot? 1202 01:00:48,348 --> 01:00:50,316 I don't anything anymore. 1203 01:01:01,828 --> 01:01:02,128 Ow. 1204 01:01:06,433 --> 01:01:10,236 I suppose you want a comment from the idiot coach who 1205 01:01:10,236 --> 01:01:13,106 somehow missed the fact that he had not one, but two 1206 01:01:13,106 --> 01:01:15,375 cheating players on his roster. 1207 01:01:15,375 --> 01:01:18,110 Well, newsflash, I got nothing for you. 1208 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,247 I actually wanted to see how you were doing. 1209 01:01:21,247 --> 01:01:23,160 Guess I got my answer. 1210 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:24,150 I'm sorry. 1211 01:01:24,184 --> 01:01:25,785 I'm just... 1212 01:01:25,785 --> 01:01:27,354 You could always go back to baseball, you know? 1213 01:01:27,354 --> 01:01:30,223 There are ways to deal with a yi... 1214 01:01:30,223 --> 01:01:32,125 misplaced focus. 1215 01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:33,426 You were good. 1216 01:01:33,426 --> 01:01:35,829 Not good enough. 1217 01:01:35,862 --> 01:01:38,310 If it's important, you'll find a way. 1218 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:38,598 If not... 1219 01:01:38,598 --> 01:01:40,300 You'll find an excuse. 1220 01:01:40,333 --> 01:01:43,970 Where have I heard that before? 1221 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:45,238 It's time to face facts. 1222 01:01:45,238 --> 01:01:47,807 I failed baseball, and now I'm going 1223 01:01:47,807 --> 01:01:50,176 to lose the training camp, too. 1224 01:01:50,176 --> 01:01:52,746 So you're giving up, just like that? 1225 01:01:56,316 --> 01:01:59,986 Good luck, Walter, with whatever you decide to do. 1226 01:02:21,908 --> 01:02:24,444 Elliot, I've been looking all over for you. 1227 01:02:24,444 --> 01:02:26,880 Come on, it's time to go. 1228 01:02:26,913 --> 01:02:30,450 Coach, I'm so sorry. 1229 01:02:30,483 --> 01:02:31,184 I didn't mean... 1230 01:02:31,184 --> 01:02:32,850 Come on now, get. 1231 01:02:35,989 --> 01:02:38,391 Thanks for getting back to me, Ms. Ludzinka. 1232 01:02:38,425 --> 01:02:40,393 What did I just say? 1233 01:02:40,393 --> 01:02:42,495 I didn't mean you, Ms. Ludzinka. 1234 01:02:42,495 --> 01:02:45,165 Listen, I just faxed you the signed bill of sale, 1235 01:02:45,165 --> 01:02:47,167 so you can pick up the animals any time you like. 1236 01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:48,468 - What? - Sure. 1237 01:02:48,468 --> 01:02:49,335 Tonight works. 1238 01:02:49,335 --> 01:02:50,837 Tonight? 1239 01:02:50,837 --> 01:02:53,106 And I changed my mind about the reindeer. 1240 01:02:53,106 --> 01:02:54,808 You can have them, too. 1241 01:02:59,790 --> 01:03:03,316 So this is how it all ends for me, abhorred in the Arctic, 1242 01:03:03,316 --> 01:03:05,118 dehydrated in Duluth. 1243 01:03:08,254 --> 01:03:12,580 I wish I could figure out who gave DJ the cookies. 1244 01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:13,426 You wouldn't happen to know the answer to that, 1245 01:03:13,426 --> 01:03:15,610 would you, Sugarplum? 1246 01:03:15,950 --> 01:03:17,964 I sure do, a masked elf with a bad wrist tattoo. 1247 01:03:20,467 --> 01:03:23,360 I can't believe I'm about to say this, 1248 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:24,437 but I really wish I could speak goat. 1249 01:03:28,475 --> 01:03:29,576 How about you? 1250 01:03:29,576 --> 01:03:31,111 Want to do an interview? 1251 01:03:31,144 --> 01:03:33,460 Give my readers an elf's perspective on the whole 1252 01:03:33,460 --> 01:03:34,848 Santa quits the reindeer thing? 1253 01:03:34,848 --> 01:03:36,516 My boss has specifically forbidden 1254 01:03:36,516 --> 01:03:38,251 us from talking to the press. 1255 01:03:38,284 --> 01:03:40,120 It would be strictly off the record. 1256 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,588 You don't get it. 1257 01:03:41,588 --> 01:03:43,560 Things are so tight around here, I 1258 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,250 can't drop a chocolate kiss without Lemon 1259 01:03:45,250 --> 01:03:45,825 Drop's permission. 1260 01:03:45,825 --> 01:03:47,160 You feel me? 1261 01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:48,828 Ew. 1262 01:03:48,828 --> 01:03:50,497 You mind? 1263 01:03:50,497 --> 01:03:51,264 Whatever. 1264 01:03:51,264 --> 01:03:51,898 It's only food. 1265 01:03:57,837 --> 01:03:59,973 The chained monkey flies at midnight. 1266 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:00,573 You don't say? 1267 01:04:03,276 --> 01:04:04,411 Come on, lady. 1268 01:04:04,444 --> 01:04:06,413 It's time you learned to speak goat. 1269 01:04:11,217 --> 01:04:12,619 You do realize we're at the North Pole 1270 01:04:12,619 --> 01:04:15,455 in the dead of winter, right? 1271 01:04:15,455 --> 01:04:17,223 Your point is? 1272 01:04:17,223 --> 01:04:22,595 Guys, where's Hazel? 1273 01:04:22,595 --> 01:04:24,970 We assumed she was with you. 1274 01:04:24,970 --> 01:04:26,266 We have to find her, right now. 1275 01:04:26,266 --> 01:04:29,235 You're that anxious to get back to your sad, little life, 1276 01:04:29,235 --> 01:04:30,170 mini man? 1277 01:04:30,203 --> 01:04:31,571 I won't have a life to get back to if we 1278 01:04:31,604 --> 01:04:33,306 don't get home before sundown. 1279 01:04:33,306 --> 01:04:35,175 None of us will. 1280 01:04:35,175 --> 01:04:36,476 What are you talking about? 1281 01:04:36,476 --> 01:04:38,545 I don't have time to explain. 1282 01:04:38,545 --> 01:04:42,482 Then I suggest you make time. 1283 01:04:42,515 --> 01:04:43,883 Green. 1284 01:04:43,883 --> 01:04:44,951 Click the green. 1285 01:04:44,984 --> 01:04:45,485 Click it. 1286 01:04:45,485 --> 01:04:46,386 It's green. 1287 01:04:46,386 --> 01:04:47,320 The green one. 1288 01:04:47,354 --> 01:04:48,555 Unright. 1289 01:04:48,555 --> 01:04:50,290 Unright the click. Unright. 1290 01:04:50,290 --> 01:04:53,260 I'm clicking. 1291 01:04:53,260 --> 01:04:56,196 Uh, have you ever even used a computer before? 1292 01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:59,499 Never used mainframe previous, although that now. 1293 01:04:59,499 --> 01:05:01,368 Either this translation program sucks, 1294 01:05:01,368 --> 01:05:03,536 or you are completely insane. 1295 01:05:03,536 --> 01:05:06,406 Listen lady, goat is a complex language with multiple layers 1296 01:05:06,406 --> 01:05:07,640 of subtext. 1297 01:05:07,674 --> 01:05:09,609 Of to fraulein. 1298 01:05:09,609 --> 01:05:11,411 The complicated tongue of the goat 1299 01:05:11,444 --> 01:05:15,181 displays many floors between the lines. 1300 01:05:15,215 --> 01:05:17,183 She's going to turn DJ into what? 1301 01:05:17,183 --> 01:05:18,418 She's a monster. 1302 01:05:18,418 --> 01:05:20,653 Goat, OK, I can see that. 1303 01:05:20,653 --> 01:05:22,655 And a horse, well sure. 1304 01:05:22,655 --> 01:05:25,458 But who'd eat a reindeer? 1305 01:05:25,458 --> 01:05:26,326 Scandinavians. 1306 01:05:26,326 --> 01:05:28,128 Scanda who now? 1307 01:05:28,128 --> 01:05:30,697 You know, Nordic countries, world's largest 1308 01:05:30,697 --> 01:05:33,166 consumers of reindeer meat. 1309 01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:35,969 They say reindeer is healthier than fish, 1310 01:05:35,969 --> 01:05:41,207 low in fat, high in protein, and apparently real, real tasty. 1311 01:05:41,207 --> 01:05:43,176 Mm-mm. 1312 01:05:43,176 --> 01:05:44,310 Oh. 1313 01:05:44,344 --> 01:05:45,712 DJ don't feel so good. 1314 01:05:45,745 --> 01:05:47,580 Guys, focus. 1315 01:05:47,580 --> 01:05:51,317 Where is Hazel most likely to be? 1316 01:05:51,317 --> 01:05:54,220 Don't worry, reindeer's barely a step above worm. 1317 01:05:54,254 --> 01:05:56,956 This will be a piece of cake. 1318 01:05:56,956 --> 01:06:00,226 Hey there, what can I do you for? 1319 01:06:00,226 --> 01:06:02,562 Hey there, what can I do you for? 1320 01:06:02,595 --> 01:06:04,531 What did I tell you? 1321 01:06:04,564 --> 01:06:07,434 Let's just cut to the chase, my sunkissed friend. 1322 01:06:07,434 --> 01:06:09,235 What's the deal with the sudden retirement? 1323 01:06:13,139 --> 01:06:14,574 That sounded important. 1324 01:06:14,574 --> 01:06:16,176 It wasn't sudden. 1325 01:06:16,176 --> 01:06:19,312 I dreamed of owning a juice bar for years. 1326 01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:21,414 So it was all your idea then? 1327 01:06:21,414 --> 01:06:23,216 Nobody ordered you to go. 1328 01:06:23,216 --> 01:06:25,618 Nobody like, say, Lemon Drop? 1329 01:06:29,556 --> 01:06:30,757 Ordered me? 1330 01:06:30,757 --> 01:06:31,691 Lemon Drop? 1331 01:06:31,725 --> 01:06:33,226 No way. 1332 01:06:33,226 --> 01:06:37,664 He's never been anything but a 100% supportive. 1333 01:06:37,664 --> 01:06:40,500 Define supportive. 1334 01:06:57,684 --> 01:07:01,870 I can't find her anywhere. 1335 01:07:01,870 --> 01:07:02,188 Well, we'll have to leave her. 1336 01:07:02,188 --> 01:07:04,557 It's every animal for themselves from here on it. 1337 01:07:04,557 --> 01:07:06,359 What is this, the Thunderdome? 1338 01:07:06,359 --> 01:07:06,960 We're not leaving anyone. 1339 01:07:11,564 --> 01:07:14,768 Are we ready for the test run of the sleighs, Lemon Drop? 1340 01:07:14,768 --> 01:07:16,436 Just clearing the field, sir. 1341 01:07:16,436 --> 01:07:20,607 Is Rusty all ready to go? 1342 01:07:20,607 --> 01:07:21,808 He'll need a few minutes. 1343 01:07:28,815 --> 01:07:30,583 Even a state-of-the-art climate 1344 01:07:30,583 --> 01:07:31,418 generator needs to warm up. 1345 01:07:34,554 --> 01:07:36,823 Are you sure about this, Nicki? 1346 01:07:36,823 --> 01:07:40,126 The reindeer has been such a big part of your life for so long. 1347 01:07:40,126 --> 01:07:41,828 The sleighs are the future, Karina. 1348 01:07:41,828 --> 01:07:43,797 At least they're going to have to be. 1349 01:07:43,797 --> 01:07:45,799 I just have this nagging feeling 1350 01:07:45,799 --> 01:07:47,434 we're missing something. 1351 01:07:47,434 --> 01:07:48,368 Oh ho. 1352 01:07:48,368 --> 01:07:49,703 Would you look at that? 1353 01:08:01,147 --> 01:08:04,417 Can I get you two any refreshments before we begin? 1354 01:08:04,417 --> 01:08:07,120 Maybe some tea, cake perhaps? 1355 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,789 Why not some cookies, Lemon Drop? 1356 01:08:09,789 --> 01:08:12,559 You seem to be pretty good at giving those out. 1357 01:08:12,559 --> 01:08:15,128 Am I supposed to understand what you're talking about? 1358 01:08:15,128 --> 01:08:15,729 Can it, elf. 1359 01:08:15,729 --> 01:08:16,830 We know everything. 1360 01:08:16,830 --> 01:08:18,231 Hazel, we have to go. 1361 01:08:18,264 --> 01:08:19,466 - The meat lady... - Shush. 1362 01:08:19,466 --> 01:08:20,700 Not now, Elliot. 1363 01:08:20,734 --> 01:08:22,502 What is going on here? 1364 01:08:22,535 --> 01:08:24,604 Lemon Drop was the one who supplied 1365 01:08:24,604 --> 01:08:27,440 DJ with the extra cookies. 1366 01:08:27,474 --> 01:08:29,309 That's absurd. 1367 01:08:29,309 --> 01:08:32,379 I was here, working my hands to the bone. 1368 01:08:32,379 --> 01:08:35,281 You may have used Jolene as your delivery girl, 1369 01:08:35,315 --> 01:08:37,217 but the cookies came from you. 1370 01:08:37,217 --> 01:08:39,319 Is this true, Lemon Drop? 1371 01:08:39,319 --> 01:08:40,854 That's not even the half of it. 1372 01:08:40,854 --> 01:08:42,255 Show him, Sugarplum. 1373 01:08:44,758 --> 01:08:46,626 What are you doing, Hazel? 1374 01:08:46,626 --> 01:08:47,394 Oh, nothing much. 1375 01:08:47,394 --> 01:08:49,396 Just, you know, saving Christmas. 1376 01:08:53,166 --> 01:08:54,434 Lemon Drop found me the real estate 1377 01:08:54,434 --> 01:08:56,336 listening for my juice bar. 1378 01:08:56,336 --> 01:08:58,705 He loaned me the money for the down payment. 1379 01:08:58,705 --> 01:09:01,174 The little guy even helped me pack. 1380 01:09:01,174 --> 01:09:02,909 It's almost like he knew I wanted 1381 01:09:02,909 --> 01:09:05,912 a juice bar before I did. 1382 01:09:05,945 --> 01:09:07,714 I mean that was just weird. 1383 01:09:07,714 --> 01:09:10,750 The truth is Lemon Drop orchestrated every reindeer 1384 01:09:10,784 --> 01:09:12,819 retirement since 1953. 1385 01:09:12,819 --> 01:09:13,787 That's preposterous. 1386 01:09:13,787 --> 01:09:15,922 Cue the surveillance footage, Sugarplum. 1387 01:09:15,955 --> 01:09:17,557 Surveillance footage? 1388 01:09:17,557 --> 01:09:20,427 You use the naughty or nice technology on us, too? 1389 01:09:23,463 --> 01:09:24,798 I want kids. 1390 01:09:24,798 --> 01:09:26,199 Of course I do. 1391 01:09:26,199 --> 01:09:27,100 I just... 1392 01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:28,935 Thought you could put it off forever? 1393 01:09:28,935 --> 01:09:32,539 Oh, honey, tick tock. What? 1394 01:09:32,539 --> 01:09:33,707 She was 503. 1395 01:09:33,707 --> 01:09:36,209 Am I wrong? 1396 01:09:36,209 --> 01:09:39,446 But what about what Comet wants, man? 1397 01:09:39,446 --> 01:09:41,781 What about what Comet needs? 1398 01:09:41,815 --> 01:09:43,616 You need to take some time to figure out 1399 01:09:43,616 --> 01:09:46,686 the answer to the most important question of all, brother, 1400 01:09:46,686 --> 01:09:49,456 who is Comet? 1401 01:09:49,456 --> 01:09:51,458 That... that proves nothing. 1402 01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:54,928 Passport, rubles, and a one-way ticket to Moscow. 1403 01:09:54,928 --> 01:09:56,896 Go get her, tiger. 1404 01:09:56,896 --> 01:09:59,466 Wow, that was incredible. 1405 01:09:59,466 --> 01:10:01,835 Oh, wait till I show them the Prancer footage. 1406 01:10:01,835 --> 01:10:03,436 Please don't. 1407 01:10:03,436 --> 01:10:06,406 It's a super secret foot race around the world. 1408 01:10:06,406 --> 01:10:08,975 First contest to post a selfie from every capitol city 1409 01:10:08,975 --> 01:10:12,645 and get 10 million likes wins. 1410 01:10:12,645 --> 01:10:13,980 YOLO. 1411 01:10:13,980 --> 01:10:16,249 Prancer still hasn't come back. 1412 01:10:16,249 --> 01:10:18,485 Oh, for heaven's sakes, I was only trying to help you. 1413 01:10:18,485 --> 01:10:22,956 By tricking me into throwing away centuries of tradition? 1414 01:10:22,956 --> 01:10:26,493 I want you gone by the end of the day, Lemon Drop. 1415 01:10:26,526 --> 01:10:27,727 You, too, Jolene. 1416 01:10:27,727 --> 01:10:28,762 OK. 1417 01:10:28,795 --> 01:10:29,996 You're firing me? 1418 01:10:29,996 --> 01:10:31,640 Go ahead. 1419 01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:34,834 But you'll see, the reindeer will let you down again. 1420 01:10:34,834 --> 01:10:36,736 The sleighs are the only way to protect Christmas. 1421 01:10:36,736 --> 01:10:39,673 They're the answer to your problem, buddy. 1422 01:10:39,706 --> 01:10:41,808 When did bringing joy to the children of the world 1423 01:10:41,808 --> 01:10:42,876 become a problem? 1424 01:10:42,876 --> 01:10:45,578 When their population reached almost a billion. 1425 01:10:45,578 --> 01:10:48,782 How can one man and eight dim-witted reindeer 1426 01:10:48,815 --> 01:10:50,650 possibly be expected to keep up? 1427 01:10:50,684 --> 01:10:52,385 Well, we've managed so far. 1428 01:10:52,385 --> 01:10:55,822 Only because of me, me. 1429 01:10:55,855 --> 01:10:57,991 I'm the one who manages logistics. 1430 01:10:58,240 --> 01:10:59,292 I'm the one who oversees production. 1431 01:10:59,325 --> 01:11:01,695 I'm the one who updates technology. 1432 01:11:01,695 --> 01:11:03,496 Me. 1433 01:11:03,496 --> 01:11:09,200 The only reason you can pull off any of this is because of me. 1434 01:11:09,350 --> 01:11:11,905 Lemon Drop, what are you doing? 1435 01:11:20,814 --> 01:11:24,718 Let's see how your precious reindeer hold up to this. 1436 01:11:24,718 --> 01:11:25,685 No. 1437 01:11:37,464 --> 01:11:41,434 Everybody take cover. 1438 01:11:50,410 --> 01:11:52,846 Nicholas, where are you going? 1439 01:11:52,846 --> 01:11:56,416 Have to turn off machine. 1440 01:11:56,416 --> 01:12:03,356 [INAUDIBLE] 1441 01:12:03,356 --> 01:12:06,559 We have to get out of here. 1442 01:12:12,650 --> 01:12:12,565 Hazel. 1443 01:12:29,749 --> 01:12:30,750 Let go. 1444 01:12:30,784 --> 01:12:31,985 You're the boss. 1445 01:12:35,755 --> 01:12:38,425 What have you done? 1446 01:12:38,425 --> 01:12:41,995 Something I should have done a long time ago. 1447 01:12:41,995 --> 01:12:46,433 No. 1448 01:12:51,371 --> 01:12:54,841 Hazel. 1449 01:12:58,645 --> 01:12:59,646 Don't worry, Glitzen. 1450 01:12:59,646 --> 01:13:00,947 We've got this. 1451 01:13:00,947 --> 01:13:02,916 Sit down, mini man. 1452 01:13:02,916 --> 01:13:04,317 Somebody help me. 1453 01:13:10,590 --> 01:13:14,561 No, no, no. 1454 01:13:19,650 --> 01:13:21,735 Oh, this is very frightening. 1455 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,709 Have to save at least one. 1456 01:13:33,460 --> 01:13:36,616 Oh, sugar cookie. 1457 01:13:36,616 --> 01:13:38,118 No. 1458 01:13:41,755 --> 01:13:42,956 Come on, Sasha. 1459 01:13:48,695 --> 01:13:50,630 Help me. 1460 01:13:50,630 --> 01:13:53,600 Do I look like I can be of assistance to you 1461 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,736 at this moment? 1462 01:13:57,904 --> 01:13:59,406 Hazel. 1463 01:14:05,245 --> 01:14:07,914 We got to go. 1464 01:14:07,914 --> 01:14:08,615 What are you doing? 1465 01:14:08,615 --> 01:14:10,830 Let me go. 1466 01:14:10,830 --> 01:14:12,152 I have to save her. 1467 01:14:12,185 --> 01:14:13,853 It's too late. 1468 01:14:18,525 --> 01:14:24,970 We have to get everyone out of there, now. 1469 01:14:38,211 --> 01:14:43,216 It's got an emergency shutdown, just like home. 1470 01:14:43,216 --> 01:14:47,654 Mini man, are you crazy? 1471 01:15:05,238 --> 01:15:05,739 Glitzen? 1472 01:15:12,545 --> 01:15:13,613 Elliot. 1473 01:15:13,613 --> 01:15:16,490 You saved us. 1474 01:15:16,490 --> 01:15:18,180 Not all of us. 1475 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,153 Oh, mini man. 1476 01:15:22,956 --> 01:15:23,556 What is that? 1477 01:15:27,930 --> 01:15:27,994 Is that? 1478 01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:32,699 Hazel? 1479 01:15:33,566 --> 01:15:36,936 She's heading straight for the fissure. 1480 01:15:36,936 --> 01:15:39,606 Hold on, Hazel. 1481 01:15:51,885 --> 01:15:54,854 Elliot, that was amazing. 1482 01:15:54,854 --> 01:15:57,900 I had no idea you could do that. 1483 01:15:57,900 --> 01:15:59,250 Seriously, that was incredible. 1484 01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:03,196 You ate that snowbank like it was breakfast. 1485 01:16:03,196 --> 01:16:05,665 Just a little trick I learned from my best friend. 1486 01:16:05,665 --> 01:16:08,134 What's on the menu tonight, Mount Kilimanjaro? 1487 01:16:08,134 --> 01:16:10,737 Wait a second, tonight? 1488 01:16:10,737 --> 01:16:12,105 Oh man, tonight. 1489 01:16:12,105 --> 01:16:13,106 We have to go. 1490 01:16:13,106 --> 01:16:15,410 The meat lady comes tonight. 1491 01:16:15,410 --> 01:16:15,909 Meat lady? 1492 01:16:15,909 --> 01:16:19,450 Wait, what's this about a meat lady? 1493 01:16:30,156 --> 01:16:32,258 Next place better have Wi-Fi. 1494 01:16:32,258 --> 01:16:36,196 That's right, goats, nice and easy. 1495 01:16:39,650 --> 01:16:39,566 Hm. 1496 01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:45,605 Put that down. 1497 01:16:53,460 --> 01:16:56,116 I'm scared, Peanutbutter. 1498 01:16:56,116 --> 01:16:59,953 Now, now, child. 1499 01:17:01,855 --> 01:17:03,690 Oh. 1500 01:17:03,690 --> 01:17:07,227 I like you, little horse. 1501 01:17:07,227 --> 01:17:09,863 I like you very much. 1502 01:17:15,935 --> 01:17:18,171 She's ignoring my calls. 1503 01:17:18,171 --> 01:17:19,706 I was an idiot to ever trust that woman. 1504 01:17:23,643 --> 01:17:24,944 You can't give up on us now, Coach. 1505 01:17:39,250 --> 01:17:41,428 If it's important, you'll find a way. 1506 01:17:41,428 --> 01:17:43,630 What did you just say, Walter? 1507 01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:45,432 If it's important, you'll find a way. 1508 01:17:45,465 --> 01:17:48,101 If not, you'll find an excuse. 1509 01:17:48,101 --> 01:17:49,669 Well, I don't know about you guys, 1510 01:17:49,669 --> 01:17:51,738 but I'm done with excuses. 1511 01:17:51,738 --> 01:17:53,707 If that meat lady thinks she can hurt my animals, 1512 01:17:53,707 --> 01:17:55,308 she's got another thing coming. 1513 01:17:55,308 --> 01:17:56,443 Come on, guys. 1514 01:17:56,476 --> 01:17:58,445 Let's go save our petting zoo. 1515 01:17:58,445 --> 01:18:00,380 Yeah, Coach, yeah. 1516 01:18:00,380 --> 01:18:03,350 Let's kick some meat lady butt. 1517 01:18:03,350 --> 01:18:07,530 Hey, um, would you mind if I tagged along? 1518 01:18:07,530 --> 01:18:09,923 Sounds like there might be one heck of a story here. 1519 01:18:09,956 --> 01:18:10,790 Hop on in. 1520 01:18:17,997 --> 01:18:20,367 Dang it, not now. 1521 01:18:20,367 --> 01:18:21,935 Wait, I know what to do. 1522 01:18:24,971 --> 01:18:26,473 You wouldn't mind giving DJ and me some cookies, 1523 01:18:26,506 --> 01:18:28,174 would you, Santa? 1524 01:18:28,174 --> 01:18:30,310 The two of us are a lot more reliable than any sleigh. 1525 01:18:30,310 --> 01:18:34,470 Well, of course, Elliot, but I'd rather hoped you'd stay. 1526 01:18:34,470 --> 01:18:34,848 Huh? 1527 01:18:34,848 --> 01:18:37,250 We have a competition to finish. 1528 01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:39,786 You still want me to compete? 1529 01:18:39,786 --> 01:18:43,823 I may have been a little hasty in my decision before that... 1530 01:18:43,823 --> 01:18:46,760 all right, I was definitely hasty. 1531 01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:48,762 I understand why you did what you did. 1532 01:18:48,762 --> 01:18:50,130 Me too, Santa? 1533 01:18:50,130 --> 01:18:52,465 No, DJ, not you. 1534 01:18:52,465 --> 01:18:54,834 But you're welcome to try out next time. 1535 01:18:54,834 --> 01:18:57,871 Everybody deserves a second chance. 1536 01:18:57,904 --> 01:18:59,906 So Elliot, what do you say? 1537 01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:03,977 Don't worry, mini man. 1538 01:19:03,977 --> 01:19:05,879 I'll take care of everything back home. 1539 01:19:05,879 --> 01:19:07,130 You stay and compete. 1540 01:19:07,130 --> 01:19:08,515 You earned it. 1541 01:19:08,515 --> 01:19:10,216 This is your chance, Elliot. 1542 01:19:10,216 --> 01:19:11,751 This is it. 1543 01:19:15,855 --> 01:19:20,427 Thanks, Santa, but my friends are more important to me. 1544 01:19:20,427 --> 01:19:22,729 Besides, Sasha would have beaten me, anyways. 1545 01:19:44,884 --> 01:19:45,885 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1546 01:19:57,897 --> 01:20:02,335 Turning my animals into lunch meat wasn't part of the deal. 1547 01:20:02,335 --> 01:20:03,503 This is fraud. 1548 01:20:03,503 --> 01:20:05,138 I'm calling the sheriff. 1549 01:20:05,138 --> 01:20:06,806 I've got a contact at the state troopers office. 1550 01:20:11,411 --> 01:20:14,881 I never should have left. 1551 01:20:14,881 --> 01:20:16,883 I should have stayed to help my friends. 1552 01:20:20,286 --> 01:20:22,880 What was that? 1553 01:20:23,323 --> 01:20:24,190 Blueberry. 1554 01:20:31,231 --> 01:20:33,166 Make it stop. 1555 01:20:33,166 --> 01:20:36,836 Creepy goat eyes drill hole in my soul. 1556 01:20:36,836 --> 01:20:39,105 Make it stop. 1557 01:20:39,105 --> 01:20:40,607 What is even happening? 1558 01:20:40,607 --> 01:20:42,375 They've gone full goat. 1559 01:20:45,450 --> 01:20:48,915 No one can withstand the full goat. 1560 01:20:48,915 --> 01:20:49,482 Wait. 1561 01:20:49,516 --> 01:20:50,830 Where's... 1562 01:20:50,830 --> 01:20:51,217 Laddy. 1563 01:20:51,217 --> 01:20:54,354 Peanutbutter? 1564 01:20:54,354 --> 01:20:55,955 What are you doing here, boy? 1565 01:20:55,955 --> 01:20:58,992 I thought for sure you'd be working for Santa by now. 1566 01:20:59,250 --> 01:21:00,493 And I thought you'd be a horse burger. 1567 01:21:00,493 --> 01:21:02,295 Hold your tongue. 1568 01:21:02,295 --> 01:21:05,298 A miniature horse is nobody's burger. 1569 01:21:05,298 --> 01:21:06,933 But I'm glad you're black. 1570 01:21:06,933 --> 01:21:08,535 The place hasn't been the same without you 1571 01:21:08,535 --> 01:21:09,469 and your cloven-hoof ninny. 1572 01:21:09,469 --> 01:21:11,471 Ew. 1573 01:21:11,471 --> 01:21:16,176 Tell me all about your North Pole adventure. 1574 01:21:16,176 --> 01:21:18,178 No more of the goat. 1575 01:21:18,178 --> 01:21:21,614 I go anywhere you like, just no more goat. 1576 01:21:21,614 --> 01:21:24,500 Can you believe she's wanted in three states? 1577 01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:26,353 Who knows how many animals you saved tonight. 1578 01:21:26,386 --> 01:21:28,210 Ho, ho, ho. 1579 01:21:35,628 --> 01:21:37,397 You did it, Sasha. 1580 01:21:37,397 --> 01:21:39,966 You won. 1581 01:21:39,966 --> 01:21:42,602 We didn't expect to see you tonight, Santa. 1582 01:21:42,635 --> 01:21:47,474 Yes, well it seems we still have an opening on the team. 1583 01:21:47,474 --> 01:21:48,108 I don't get what you mean. 1584 01:21:51,144 --> 01:21:54,280 Dad, what's going on? 1585 01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:57,283 It appears you weren't the only one Lemon Drop had been 1586 01:21:57,283 --> 01:22:00,453 supplying extra cookies to, DJ. 1587 01:22:00,453 --> 01:22:02,550 What? 1588 01:22:02,550 --> 01:22:07,193 The thing is, Junior, a fear of flying actually 1589 01:22:07,193 --> 01:22:08,695 runs in the family. 1590 01:22:08,695 --> 01:22:12,966 Donner admitted everything after you left. 1591 01:22:12,966 --> 01:22:15,268 I'm sorry, son, for everything. 1592 01:22:15,268 --> 01:22:17,370 I hope you can forgive me. 1593 01:22:24,377 --> 01:22:26,446 You want to check out my stall? 1594 01:22:26,446 --> 01:22:28,515 It's got a pretty good view. 1595 01:22:33,286 --> 01:22:35,522 So Elliot... 1596 01:22:35,555 --> 01:22:37,357 Oh, laddie, this is it. 1597 01:22:37,357 --> 01:22:40,260 Oh my gosh, it's really happening. 1598 01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:41,528 Oh, I'm getting all teary-eyed. 1599 01:22:41,528 --> 01:22:42,662 Zip it, both of you. 1600 01:22:42,662 --> 01:22:44,297 You're ruining his big moment. 1601 01:22:44,297 --> 01:22:47,233 Ssh, guys. 1602 01:22:47,233 --> 01:22:49,602 You were saying, Santa? 1603 01:22:49,636 --> 01:22:51,604 My team and I were hoping you were still 1604 01:22:51,604 --> 01:22:53,273 interested in the position. 1605 01:22:53,306 --> 01:22:54,708 Really? 1606 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,443 Really. 1607 01:22:56,476 --> 01:23:01,810 I don't know, I've got a lot of responsibilities here. 1608 01:23:01,810 --> 01:23:02,582 These goats won't hurt themselves. 1609 01:23:02,582 --> 01:23:05,151 Laddie, are you having a go? 1610 01:23:16,162 --> 01:23:17,263 Merry Christmas to all. 1611 01:23:22,435 --> 01:23:25,372 And to all a good night. 1612 01:23:25,372 --> 01:23:26,639 Bye, Elliot. 1613 01:23:26,639 --> 01:23:28,608 Have a great flight. 1614 01:23:28,608 --> 01:23:31,544 Good bye, laddie. 1615 01:23:31,544 --> 01:23:33,713 Now that's a story. 1616 01:23:33,713 --> 01:23:37,500 Everybody loves an underdog, or horse, I guess, 1617 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:37,450 in this case. 1618 01:23:37,450 --> 01:23:38,752 I mean it. 1619 01:23:38,752 --> 01:23:41,154 People are going to really respond to this. 1620 01:23:41,154 --> 01:23:43,490 You might want to think about sprucing this place up. 1621 01:23:43,490 --> 01:23:44,557 Oh yeah? 1622 01:23:44,557 --> 01:23:47,160 I have a feeling that after this story gets out, 1623 01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:52,732 your Witty Bitty is going to get pretty popular. 1624 01:23:57,137 --> 01:24:02,342 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1625 01:24:32,605 --> 01:24:35,308 First you learn to crawl. 1626 01:24:39,546 --> 01:24:47,354 Who do I turn to if I just hit the wall? 1627 01:24:47,354 --> 01:24:54,194 Walking through fire over a wire, mired in doubt. 1628 01:24:54,194 --> 01:24:56,763 Feels like I'm running in quicksand, 1629 01:24:56,763 --> 01:24:59,699 sinking in the crowd. 1630 01:24:59,699 --> 01:25:03,670 I'm light on my feet. 1631 01:25:03,670 --> 01:25:08,308 Always stand at the moment. 1632 01:25:08,308 --> 01:25:13,847 [INAUDIBLE] see something deep inside this moment. 1633 01:25:13,847 --> 01:25:17,484 Life's at full speed. 1634 01:25:17,484 --> 01:25:21,654 It can put me through to pieces. 1635 01:25:21,654 --> 01:25:28,595 Small as I seem, because I'm off, yeah I'm off to the races. 1636 01:25:35,835 --> 01:25:42,475 Some say it's always darkest before the dawn. 1637 01:25:42,475 --> 01:25:50,216 The shadows will show you where the light comes from. 1638 01:25:50,216 --> 01:25:53,620 The rise and the falls, disguises and all, 1639 01:25:53,620 --> 01:25:57,357 let them fall to the ground. 1640 01:25:57,357 --> 01:26:00,460 Coursing through veins, breaking shackles and chains. 1641 01:26:00,460 --> 01:26:04,164 Take the reigns and run. 1642 01:26:04,164 --> 01:26:08,635 I'm light on my feet. 1643 01:26:08,635 --> 01:26:12,305 Always stand at the moment. 1644 01:26:12,305 --> 01:26:19,279 [INAUDIBLE] to see something deep inside this moment. 1645 01:26:19,279 --> 01:26:26,219 Life's at full speed, can put me through the pieces. 1646 01:26:26,219 --> 01:26:33,960 Small as I seem because I'm off, yeah I'm off to the races. 1647 01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:47,907 Oh, yeah I'm off, I'm off to the races. 1648 01:26:47,907 --> 01:26:54,814 I did all the right things and followed each chartered course, 1649 01:26:54,814 --> 01:26:58,284 using the stars to guide the way. 1650 01:27:01,688 --> 01:27:04,991 I've got to be faster, stronger, better 1651 01:27:04,991 --> 01:27:08,895 for longer, bigger, and taller. 1652 01:27:08,895 --> 01:27:11,297 But you're only as small as you feel. 1653 01:27:14,601 --> 01:27:18,805 Stay light on your feet. 1654 01:27:18,805 --> 01:27:22,409 Always stand at the moment. 1655 01:27:22,409 --> 01:27:28,815 [INAUDIBLE] Something deep inside this moment. 1656 01:27:28,815 --> 01:27:32,886 Life's at full speed. 1657 01:27:32,886 --> 01:27:36,389 It can put me through the pieces. 1658 01:27:36,389 --> 01:27:44,698 Small as I seem because I'm off, yeah I'm off to the races. 1659 01:27:44,698 --> 01:27:45,799 Oh. 1660 01:27:45,799 --> 01:27:48,100 Yeah, I'm off. 1661 01:27:48,100 --> 01:27:51,504 I'm off to the races. 1662 01:27:51,504 --> 01:27:55,408 I've got a deep desire like a burning fire. 1663 01:27:55,408 --> 01:27:58,712 Come on and take my hand. 1664 01:27:58,712 --> 01:28:00,914 We'll be kings and [INAUDIBLE]. 1665 01:28:00,914 --> 01:28:03,516 We'll reach so much higher. 1666 01:28:03,516 --> 01:28:07,387 You and me, my friend. 1667 01:28:07,387 --> 01:28:08,988 So many things to see. 1668 01:28:08,988 --> 01:28:11,291 Hold tight and follow me. 1669 01:28:11,291 --> 01:28:12,492 I've done it all before. 1670 01:28:15,495 --> 01:28:17,297 Look up to [INAUDIBLE]. 1671 01:28:17,297 --> 01:28:19,399 Tonight is [INAUDIBLE]. 1672 01:28:19,399 --> 01:28:23,603 I'll show you so much more. 1673 01:28:23,603 --> 01:28:27,507 I've been around the world, I've seen it all. 1674 01:28:27,507 --> 01:28:31,711 Come on and follow me. 1675 01:28:31,711 --> 01:28:35,615 I want to show you how we can have it all. 1676 01:28:35,615 --> 01:28:36,816 Come on and follow me. 1677 01:29:35,909 --> 01:29:40,347 I want to show you how we can have it all.