1 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:07,674 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 2 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:13,446 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 3 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,715 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 4 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,366 (MUSIC DISTORTS) 5 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:38,838 (DOOR OPENS) 6 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:41,841 - (DOOR CLOSES) - (RATTLING) 7 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:49,315 (MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY) 8 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:51,184 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING OVER TV) 9 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:53,586 (SIGHS, CONTINUES MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY) 10 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,835 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 11 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:11,771 WAYMOND: Uh... 12 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:19,713 (WAYMOND GASPS) 13 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:26,119 (CELL PHONE CHIMING) 14 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,721 Oh, I have to finish all this before... 15 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,556 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 16 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,858 Go and steam the tablecloths for tonight. 17 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:34,260 I'm going to paint over that water stain in the ceiling. 18 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:35,729 (WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN) 19 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:36,963 (BELL RINGS) 20 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:38,640 WAYMOND: Huh! 21 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,802 - (EVELYN CHUCKLES) - (COMPUTER TRILLS) 22 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:46,706 - Huh? Oh. - (WATER BUBBLING) 23 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,677 Like, this afternoon? 24 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,445 - EVELYN: Five minutes! - What? 25 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:57,150 (WAYMOND SPEAKS MANDARIN) 26 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:59,519 Which paint did you use? 27 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:11,898 (EVELYN REPLIES MOCKINGLY) 28 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,378 (CHAIR SCRAPES) 29 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,453 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 30 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:38,240 (GONG GONG SHOUTS IN CANTONESE) 31 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,460 (DOORBELL BUZZING) 32 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:43,960 Joy is here? Go set the table. He must be hungry. 33 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:45,832 (GONG GONG CONTINUES SHOUTING) 34 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:48,535 - WAYMOND: We talk later? - (DOOR SHUTS) 35 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:50,870 (SIGHS) 36 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:10,623 (EERIE SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING) 37 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:13,930 Thank you for doing this. 38 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:15,695 You look really pretty right now. 39 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,530 Oh, you like this... 40 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:19,399 ..this hot Mormon look? 41 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:20,667 (CHUCKLING) 42 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,736 I'm just telling you now in case my mom says 43 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:26,406 something dumb like you're fat or whatever. 44 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:27,807 I thought you said when she says 45 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,576 shit like that, it means she cares. 46 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,412 Hi, Evelyn. 47 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:33,747 - Mrs Wang! - Hey, Mom. 48 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,949 I only cook enough food for three people. 49 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:37,884 Now I have to cook more. 50 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,490 It's Joy. She brought Becky. 51 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,465 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - (DOOR OPENS) 52 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,701 - JOY: Hi! - Hi, honey! 53 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,836 BECKY: Hi, Mr Wang! 54 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:59,673 WAYMOND: Hi, Becky! Thank you for coming. 55 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:02,420 Please call me Waymond. Here, sit. 56 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:04,911 EVELYN: You know, he doesn't have to stay. 57 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:06,246 JOY: Who's he? 58 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,714 - EVELYN: Becky. - Becky's a she. 59 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,416 (SCOFFS) You know me. 60 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:10,984 I always mix up 'he', 'she'. 61 00:04:11,170 --> 00:04:13,653 In Chinese, just one word - 'ta' - so easy. 62 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,155 And the way you two are dressed, 63 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,570 I'm sure I'm not the only one calling him 'he'. 64 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:18,925 I mean her 'him'. Ugh! 65 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:22,195 Anyways, my English is fine and we have Google. 66 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:24,330 So you don't have to come and be a translator. 67 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:25,932 - You stay here. - (BECKY SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 68 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:27,200 (EVELYN WHISPERING) And she can go. 69 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:29,200 JOY: Look, I honestly think it's weird, OK? 70 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:31,671 But Becky wants to help. Right, Becky? 71 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,708 I always learn something when I hang out with the elderly. 72 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,710 Old people are very wise. 73 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:38,144 Hmm. It's OK. 74 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:40,180 We'll take Gong Gong with us to the meeting. 75 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:43,249 Uh, you and Becky stay here and decorate. Hmm? 76 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,621 Where is he? When can I meet him? 77 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,123 (JOY CLEARS THROAT) 78 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:53,159 - (DOORBELL BUZZES) - EVELYN: Huh! Customers. 79 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,661 Eat fast. 80 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,467 (DOOR OPENS) 81 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,868 - Mom. - What? 82 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:03,203 Mom, just wait. 83 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:04,971 Wait? Wait? No time to wait today. 84 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:06,306 - Just please... - (DOOR OPENS) 85 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:09,342 Joy, any other time, I beg you to come and eat 86 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:12,112 or call me or anything, but today very busy. 87 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,813 Mom, this is literally what it's always like. 88 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,148 EVELYN: Wrong white paint! 89 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:17,500 I know you haven't always liked Becky, OK, but... 90 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:19,419 I like Becky. She is very nice. 91 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:21,688 You are very lucky... 92 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,561 - She's half Mexican. - (THUDDING) 93 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:31,965 Ugh! 94 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:35,468 - Huh! - No shoes in washer. 95 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,237 Broken, you pay, yeah? 96 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:40,774 (SIGHS) But Gong Gong, his heart cannot take it, 97 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:42,208 especially after such a long flight. 98 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,911 You want him to come all the way from China to die like that? 99 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:46,813 - He's not gonna die. - (WOMAN CHATTERING) 100 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:47,914 Ooh! 101 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,510 - How can I help you? - Just hold on. I can't hear you. 102 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:52,719 - Just hold on. - How can I help you? 103 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:54,540 I'm here to pick up some shirts. 104 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:55,822 - I called, like, three times. - Give me your ticket. 105 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:56,956 - Mmm-hmm, yeah. - I find for you. 106 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,324 - No, I have the ticket. - MAN: Babe... 107 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,959 She's just asking for it 'cause that's, like, 108 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,161 the way that it works. 109 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,462 They don't read minds. 110 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:05,465 - (MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) - Then hang up! Thank you. 111 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,233 JOY: We've been together for three years. 112 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,669 Don't you think Gong Gong would want to know? 113 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,370 Let him enjoy his party tonight. 114 00:06:11,710 --> 00:06:13,600 (JOY SCOFFS) Yeah, you think Becky's gonna get through 115 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:14,574 the whole party without introducing herself... 116 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:16,676 - (SINGSONG) Evelyn! - JOY: Have you met Becky? 117 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:20,130 Guess whose $20 got eaten by the machine again. 118 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:23,490 Waymond! Customers need you! 119 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:24,451 WAYMOND: Alright, coming! 120 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:27,870 Evelyn, you know, my wife used to wear 121 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,389 that exact same perfume, God rest her soul. 122 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:31,157 Are you coming to the party tonight? 123 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,360 Yeah, I got my ticket right here. 124 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:39,933 Sorry. It was too crowded here so I moved some upstairs. 125 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,768 I think the clothes are happier there. 126 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:43,236 (JOY SIGHS) 127 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,473 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 128 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,770 See? They're happier here. 129 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,285 No more google eyes! (MUTTERING) 130 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:01,554 Mom, can we please talk about Becky? 131 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,900 I still don't know what his brain is thinking. 132 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,326 JOY: Can Becky come tonight or not? 133 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,894 - Stop changing the subject. - I'm not. 134 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,529 You know, it's like our auditor. 135 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,297 She is a terrible person. 136 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:14,334 She keeps targeting the Chinese in the community. 137 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,369 (EVELYN SIGHS) 138 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:17,771 You know, two years of meetings, 139 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,773 she puts a lien on our laundromat. 140 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:21,207 And you know what your father does? 141 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,760 He brings her cookies. 142 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,477 (MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY) 143 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,746 - (STATIC FLICKERS) - (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 144 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,214 Every day I fight, I fight. 145 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,250 I fight for all of us. 146 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,520 Every day is a battle here. 147 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:38,291 Oh, your father, he doesn't care about the way things are... 148 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:40,560 (EVELYN CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 149 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:44,397 I try to make our lives easier and more simple. 150 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,566 (DISTORTED STATIC) 151 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:55,709 WAYMOND: You should have told me earlier. 152 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,344 - That's really impressive. - (EVELYN SPEAKING MANDARIN) 153 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,145 Evelyn, you have to see Rick dance. 154 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,548 Look, he knows all of the moves. 155 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,450 (CHUCKLES) 156 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,180 JOY: Becky, I'll **** kill myself. 157 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:06,453 (WAYMOND CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 158 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,355 He wants to be an actor, just like you did. 159 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:10,390 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING OVER TV) 160 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:15,695 (SINGING ON TV) * Just put your hand 161 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,330 * In my hand... 162 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,898 (WAYMOND AND RICK CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 163 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:24,370 * And we'll spin through eternity 164 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:27,140 * Life can be so delicious 165 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,341 * Delicious... 166 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:31,311 (ACTORS CONTINUE SINGING) 167 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:36,549 - WAYMOND: Ah! I love this! - (RICK AND WAYMOND LAUGH) 168 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,351 - Hey! - Rick, you're so terrific. 169 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,487 JOY: I know. I just... 170 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,389 I just don't know how to be any **** clearer. 171 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:43,490 It's like she can choose - 172 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,910 either you come to the party with me 173 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,526 and Gong Gong is eternally ashamed 174 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,328 until he forgets it all and then he dies 175 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,730 or you don't come with me and then he still dies. 176 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,699 - What? Huh! - (MOUTHS) 177 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,690 - What are you saying? - That was a joke. 178 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:59,205 Uh, that's not a very funny joke, honey. 179 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,674 - Hey, guys... - This is only $10. 180 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,575 I thought you people were very good with math. 181 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,177 - Next time I give you interest. - WAYMOND: Evelyn? 182 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,345 - Mom, Mom... - (EVELYN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 183 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,580 - JOY: Mom! Mom! - What?! 184 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,783 Huh! 185 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,319 (SPEAKING CANTONESE) 186 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,324 EVELYN: Waymond! Waymond! 187 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:23,797 - Huh? - (EVELYN SHOUTS) 188 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:26,399 Oh! 189 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,735 Uh... 190 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:35,375 Uh... (SPEAKING CANTONESE) 191 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,513 - (SPEAKS MANDARIN) Uh... - (GONG GONG REPEATS MANDARIN) 192 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,788 Shit, how do you say it? Uh... 193 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:51,391 EVELYN: Oh! 194 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:55,495 Mom... 195 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,197 (WOMAN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 196 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,299 You know what? I'm actually not doing that. 197 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,700 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 198 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,236 WOMAN: It's like at this point I do not... 199 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,839 (CALLS OUT IN CANTONESE) 200 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:08,708 It was nice to meet you! 201 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:09,876 (LAUGHS) 202 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,244 (MUTTERS) 203 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,647 EVELYN: Hi! Give us five-star cleaning. 204 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:16,149 - Also... - (WOMAN CONTINUES CHATTERING) 205 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,184 There is a Chinese New Year party tonight, 206 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,860 open to all the customers in the community. 207 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,187 Thank you. 208 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,956 - Please come and enjoy... - This is fine. 209 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,240 - ..the good food... - OK. 210 00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:25,458 - ..and nice music, OK? - Alright. 211 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,460 I get you an invite. Moment...moment, please. 212 00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,863 - Can you hear this right now? - Joy, wait! Please! 213 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,564 I have something to say to you! 214 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,266 What? 215 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,937 (EVELYN HESITATING) 216 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,876 You... 217 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,879 ..you have to try and eat healthier. 218 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,982 You are getting fat. 219 00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,360 - (CAR DOOR CLOSES) - (CAR ENGINE STARTING) 220 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:10,370 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 221 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,775 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY IN CANTONESE) 222 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,133 WAYMOND: Evelyn? 223 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,601 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 224 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:43,970 Evelyn? 225 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,913 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 226 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,791 (EVELYN SPEAKING) 227 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,527 (EVELYN EXCLAIMS) 228 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,130 - Go, go, go, go! - (WAYMOND EXCLAIMING) 229 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,398 EVELYN: OK! 230 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,800 (GONG GONG SPEAKING CANTONESE) 231 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,820 (GONG GONG MUTTERING) 232 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:37,123 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 233 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,729 (INAUDIBLE) 234 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,975 If I have to think of one more thing today, 235 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,144 my head will explode. 236 00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,579 (SIGHS) 237 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,481 - (EVELYN GROANING) - (BELL DINGS) 238 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,718 (DRAMATIC PULSE) 239 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,426 You may be in grave danger. 240 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,620 There's no time to explain. Hold this. 241 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,933 Why are you doing this? 242 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,340 Pay attention. 243 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,536 When we leave this elevator, you can either turn left 244 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,904 towards your scheduled audit appointment 245 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,508 or you can turn right and go into the janitor's closet. 246 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,611 Why would I go into the janitor's... 247 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,846 Not now. 248 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,349 (EVELYN EXCLAIMS) 249 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,852 Why you download all these apps on my phone? 250 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,220 Breathe in. 251 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:44,157 You're gonna feel a slight pressure in your head. 252 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,960 - (PHONE DINGS, PLAYS FANFARE) - Huh! 253 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,195 - (GASPS) - (WHOOSHING) 254 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,798 (BABY CRYING) 255 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,936 (YELLS IN CANTONESE) 256 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,906 (WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN) 257 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,900 (WAYMOND SPEAKING) 258 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:09,150 (GONG GONG SPEAKING CANTONESE) 259 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,123 (WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN) 260 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,934 (EVELYN SPEAKING CANTONESE) 261 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,743 (GASPING AND RETCHING) 262 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:44,617 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 263 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,486 Hey, baby Joy! 264 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,388 - (YELLING EXCITEDLY) - EVELYN: You come back here! 265 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,656 Shut up! 266 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,524 You don't talk to your mother like this! 267 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,494 JOY: I'll talk to her how I **** want! 268 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,663 (MAN SPEAKING MANDARIN) 269 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,298 (GONG GONG SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 270 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,600 - (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) - AUTOMATED VOICE: Activation... 271 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,235 - (OVERLAPPING DIALOGUE) - (ELEVATOR DINGS) 272 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,503 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 273 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,305 The moment you're situated in your meeting, 274 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,940 follow these instructions. 275 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,210 But, remember, no-one can know. 276 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,578 Don't even talk to me about this 277 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,179 because I won't remember. 278 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,881 - But I... - Shh. 279 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,650 (PHONE TRILLS) 280 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,886 AUTOMATED VOICE: Mental scan complete. 281 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,920 (EXHALES) 282 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,596 Talk to you soon. 283 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,967 (BELL DINGS) 284 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,280 (GONG GONG SPEAKING CANTONESE INDISTINCTLY) 285 00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:55,955 (UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING) 286 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,624 WAYMOND: Hello! 287 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,563 (DEIRDRE SPEAKS DISTANTLY) Mrs Wang? 288 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,965 Mrs Wang? 289 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,968 Mrs Wang, are you with us? 290 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,905 Yes. 291 00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:14,174 Of course. I am here. 292 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,775 - Just thinking. - Oh, OK. 293 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,812 Well, I was just hoping... 294 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,915 ..that you could explain this. 295 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,588 This is a receipt. 296 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,157 My receipt. 297 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:36,763 Look, I... 298 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,866 ..I was just hoping you could enlighten me 299 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:43,360 as to how, as a laundromat owner, 300 00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:44,904 a karaoke machine 301 00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:47,140 could constitute a business expense? 302 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,900 I am a singer. 303 00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:50,944 (SIGHS) 304 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,979 - Of course you are. - WAYMOND: It's true. 305 00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:55,281 She has a beautiful voice. Oh! 306 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,283 Evelyn, sing a song for her. 307 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,219 - Shh! - No, no, please. 308 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,787 That will not be necessary. 309 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,723 But I will need a separate Schedule C 310 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:06,926 for each of these businesses 311 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,829 because based on what you're trying to deduct, 312 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:13,266 you're also a novelist and a chef. 313 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,168 Last time, you told me that... 314 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,170 (TUTTING) Please. 315 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,538 ..a teacher, 316 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,875 uh, and a singing coach 317 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,577 and a 'Watsu' technician. 318 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,847 I'm sorry. What...what is 'Watsu'? 319 00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:30,417 WAYMOND: It's a water massage. 320 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,153 DEIRDRE: What's a water massage? 321 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,321 WAYMOND: Like... like for back pain. 322 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,790 You go get a water massage. 323 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,391 - DEIRDRE: Oh, you go? - WAYMOND: Yes. 324 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:41,127 - (BOTH CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY) - (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 325 00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,913 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 326 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,881 (HEADSET CHIMING AND POWERING UP) 327 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,670 (EXHALES AND INHALES DEEPLY) 328 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,302 (BEEPS) 329 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,800 (SCREAMING) 330 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,878 - (PANTING) - (PHONE RINGING) 331 00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:35,482 (VOICES ECHO) What's happening? 332 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,180 ..like I'm talking to my ex-husband. 333 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,855 Like I said to you before, co-mingling of your... 334 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,923 - It's you messing with my head. - Shh! 335 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,959 - Don't shh me! - You got to relax your body. 336 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,894 Don't... (MUFFLED SCREAMING) 337 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:48,928 (WHISPERING) Calm down, please! 338 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,764 - Calm down. - (MUFFLED EXCLAIMING) 339 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,366 Relax your body in the other universe. Please. 340 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:55,835 DEIRDRE: ..these deductions... 341 00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,370 ALPHA WAYMOND: Go into auto-pilot. 342 00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,206 DEIRDRE: You can't then deduct it if it's an off... 343 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,430 - (EXHALES) - ALPHA WAYMOND: Good. Good. 344 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,679 They don't know you and I are in this universe yet 345 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,781 so, hopefully, I'll have some time to explain. 346 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,483 I am not your husband. At least not the one you know. 347 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,785 I am another version of him 348 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,653 from another life path, another universe. 349 00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:16,489 I'm here because we need your help. 350 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,993 Very busy today. No time to help you. 351 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,161 Shh! 352 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,797 There is a great evil that has taken root in my world 353 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,331 and has begun spreading its chaos 354 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,433 throughout the many verses. 355 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,680 I have spent years searching 356 00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:29,836 for the one who might be able to match 357 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,380 this great evil with an even greater good 358 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,573 and bring back balance. 359 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,900 All those years of searching have brought me here... 360 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:38,345 - DEIRDRE: Mrs Wang? - ..to this universe. 361 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,279 - DEIRDRE: Hello?! - To you. 362 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,281 I know it's a lot to take in right now... 363 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,282 Mrs Wang?! 364 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,883 Hello? 365 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,870 Look, I'm sure you have a lot on your mind, 366 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:51,191 but I cannot imagine anything mattering more 367 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:54,940 than the conversation we are now having 368 00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:56,596 concerning your tax liability. 369 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,598 Uh, need I remind you that there is 370 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,200 already a lien on your property? 371 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,168 Repossession is well within our rights. 372 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,372 I know. I am paying attention. 373 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,911 Do you see these? 374 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,182 You don't get one of these 375 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,318 unless you've seen a lot of bullshit. 376 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,919 Excuse my French. 377 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,550 Now you may... (CLEARS THROAT) 378 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,225 ..only see a pile of boring forms and numbers, 379 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,127 but I see a story. 380 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,398 With nothing but a stack of receipts, 381 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:35,402 I can trace the ups and downs of your lives. 382 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,972 And it does not look good. 383 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:43,943 It does not look good. 384 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:46,312 - But... - Uh... 385 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:50,817 Sorry, my wife confuses her hobbies for businesses. 386 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,886 An honest mistake. 387 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,889 DEIRDRE: Oh! OK. 388 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,559 Well, with all of these, um... 389 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,228 .."honest mistakes," 390 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,365 I mean, even if we don't charge you with fraud, 391 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,901 we'll most certainly have to fine you 392 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,904 for gross negligence. 393 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,906 You're always trying to confuse us 394 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,342 with these big words. 395 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,745 (SLOWLY) I thought you were going to bring 396 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,649 your daughter to help you translate. 397 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,984 - I am going to bring my... - (ALPHA WAYMOND WHISPERING) Hey! 398 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:26,586 - WAYMOND: Sorry. - ALPHA WAYMOND: Evelyn? 399 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,721 She was going to come... 400 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,522 Evelyn! Are you paying attention? 401 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:30,690 I cannot talk now. 402 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,192 DEIRDRE: She's too busy to help her parents? 403 00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:33,827 Unless you can help me with my taxes. 404 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,162 - (GROANS) - What is "gross necklaces"? 405 00:21:36,196 --> 00:21:38,264 I know you have a lot of things on your mind, 406 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,330 but nothing could possibly matter more 407 00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:41,668 than this conversation we are having 408 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,103 right now concerning the fate 409 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,805 of every single world of our infinite multiverse. 410 00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:48,608 DEIRDRE: Where's the respect for elders? 411 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,379 My dear Evelyn, 412 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,780 I know you. 413 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,515 With every passing moment, 414 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,350 you fear you might have missed your chance 415 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,819 to make something of your life. 416 00:21:59,853 --> 00:22:01,588 I'm here to tell you 417 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,223 every rejection, 418 00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:06,626 every disappointment has led you here 419 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,495 to this moment. 420 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:12,320 Don't let anything distract you from it. 421 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,403 (CHUCKLES) 422 00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:21,141 Do you think this is funny? 423 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,644 (SPEAKING CANTONESE) 424 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,346 So what will it be? 425 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,150 (OVERLAPS IN ENGLISH AND MANDARIN) I'm thinking. 426 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,652 - (DOOR SLAMS) - (GLASS SHATTERS) 427 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:34,870 Our time here is up. 428 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,789 - They're going to kill us. - What? 429 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:39,392 You think you can give us more time so we can redo all this? 430 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,394 Do not worry, this is just a burner universe 431 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:42,929 we are using for communication. 432 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,464 Oh-oh-oh! 433 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,266 You will know when it is time to fight. 434 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:49,200 You want to redo? You're going to resubmit? 435 00:22:49,350 --> 00:22:51,400 - I will be in contact soon. - Shh, shh, shh. 436 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,306 I think my other husband is messing up the audit. 437 00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:57,143 Maybe we can look at all the receipts again and... 438 00:22:57,177 --> 00:23:00,513 Evelyn! Trust no-one. Oh! 439 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,215 (SCREAMS) 440 00:23:03,183 --> 00:23:04,984 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 441 00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:06,920 (DOOR OPENS) 442 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:09,589 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 443 00:23:12,292 --> 00:23:14,894 Oh, no, no. No, no, no. No...! 444 00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:16,596 (SCREAMS) 445 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:22,202 - (SPEAKING CANTONESE) - (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 446 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:23,770 DEIRDRE: Oh, dear lord. 447 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,372 (WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN) 448 00:23:26,139 --> 00:23:28,675 OK. Everything OK. 449 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,430 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 450 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,745 I think I forget something at home. 451 00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:34,800 Uh, sit down. 452 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:39,419 (BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS ON TABLE) 453 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:42,550 I think I'm going to regret this. 454 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:49,129 (TRASH CAN CLANGS) 455 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,434 You can go. 456 00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:58,538 What? 457 00:24:01,241 --> 00:24:04,440 DEIRDRE: You...you will have... 458 00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:07,800 You will have until I leave the office tonight 459 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,716 to bring everything in, 6:00 p.m. 460 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,185 Last chance. 461 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,654 - Oh, tomorrow is better... - Thank you! Thank you! 462 00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:16,122 Thank you. 6:00 p.m. 463 00:24:16,156 --> 00:24:18,858 - Thank you so much. - Thank you for the cookies. 464 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:21,261 They look delicious. 465 00:24:24,998 --> 00:24:26,266 Last chance! 466 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:27,701 WAYMOND: Have a nice day. 467 00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:30,236 Last chance. 468 00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:32,772 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 469 00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:46,720 Oh, no. 470 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,422 Evelyn! Evelyn! 471 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:01,334 So you know about this? 472 00:25:08,408 --> 00:25:11,811 It was you. Like, you who was in the elevator. 473 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,816 I was in the elevator. 474 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,251 Come back next week. 475 00:25:21,454 --> 00:25:22,789 (SHUSHES) 476 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:29,362 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 477 00:25:29,396 --> 00:25:30,463 (GASPS) 478 00:25:30,497 --> 00:25:32,198 (WHISPERS) I'm not ready to fight. 479 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:35,802 I am not ready to fight. 480 00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,137 Maybe we don't have a choice. 481 00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:38,371 EVELYN: What? 482 00:25:38,405 --> 00:25:40,240 (GONG GONG SPEAKING CANTONESE) 483 00:25:56,256 --> 00:25:58,425 Switch shoes to what? (GRUNTS) 484 00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:00,794 - Ow! Oh! - WAYMOND: Evelyn?! 485 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:02,280 DEIRDRE: Someone call security! 486 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:03,630 What are you doing? 487 00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:04,898 You told me to do it! 488 00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:08,368 You said I would know when it is the time to fight! 489 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,969 She was coming after us. 490 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,305 (GROANING) Oh! 491 00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:15,875 Oh, you have no idea, lady. Oh! 492 00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:18,545 Assaulting an IRS agent? 493 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:21,781 You have no idea! (CONTINUES GROANING) 494 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:29,689 "Dissolution of marriage"? 495 00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:33,260 Yes, I'm on the tenth floor. 496 00:26:33,590 --> 00:26:34,861 No... 497 00:26:46,473 --> 00:26:48,975 Your brother gets a divorce, 498 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,778 now you think divorce is OK? 499 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,646 I don't think it's OK! 500 00:26:55,849 --> 00:26:57,984 We made a sacred promise. 501 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:04,157 (GROANS IN FRUSTRATION) 502 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:06,526 I told you to stay low and out of sight. 503 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:10,663 Oh, now you're here? 504 00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:13,566 Huh! Stop confusing me, coming and going. 505 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,734 - Stop it, stop it, stop... - Relax. 506 00:27:14,768 --> 00:27:16,336 - I'll get you out of this. - (BELL DINGS) 507 00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:17,671 Stop coming here. 508 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:20,874 OK, folks. Everyone remain calm. 509 00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,409 DEIRDRE: Oh, thank...thank God! 510 00:27:22,442 --> 00:27:25,110 It's that one right there. The Chinese lady! 511 00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:26,246 No! It's all his fault! 512 00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:27,414 DEIRDRE: Right there, she assaulted me! 513 00:27:27,447 --> 00:27:29,349 OK, I need you two to get on the ground 514 00:27:29,382 --> 00:27:30,817 with your hands behind your heads. 515 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,352 OK, OK, OK. 516 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,227 Sir, please comply. 517 00:27:41,261 --> 00:27:43,997 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 518 00:28:00,647 --> 00:28:02,315 (BAG ZIPS) 519 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:06,619 OK, whatever you're thinking about doing, don't do it. 520 00:28:09,823 --> 00:28:11,991 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 521 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,500 Sir? 522 00:28:26,439 --> 00:28:28,174 (HEADSET CHIMING AND POWERING UP) 523 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:29,876 (BEEPS) 524 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,311 (WHIRRING) 525 00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:33,713 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 526 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,322 (SOFTLY) It's OK. 527 00:28:43,456 --> 00:28:45,859 OK, sir. That's enough. 528 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,935 (JOINTS CRACKING) 529 00:28:58,672 --> 00:29:01,608 - Oh! (GROANING) - (CROWD CLAMOURING) 530 00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:09,916 (ALL GRUNTING) 531 00:29:24,698 --> 00:29:26,320 Holy shit. 532 00:29:32,739 --> 00:29:34,507 Hyah! 533 00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:45,452 Oh! (GROANS) 534 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:07,741 (ROCKS CLINK) 535 00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:10,844 (SPEAKING MANDARIN INDISTINCTLY) 536 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:13,546 Hey. 537 00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:18,785 (GRUNTING ANGRILY) 538 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:19,652 (YELLS) 539 00:30:19,686 --> 00:30:21,955 (SLOW-MOTION YELLING) 540 00:30:24,257 --> 00:30:26,159 Oh, no, Craig! ****. 541 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,503 Arggh! 542 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:45,712 (ALARM BEEPING) 543 00:30:48,815 --> 00:30:50,830 On your feet. 544 00:30:50,116 --> 00:30:52,986 Who... What is happening? 545 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:56,690 I'm not the Waymond who wants to divorce you. 546 00:30:56,723 --> 00:30:58,358 I'm the Waymond who is saving your life. 547 00:30:58,391 --> 00:30:59,659 Now, you can either come with me 548 00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:01,361 and live up to your ultimate potential 549 00:31:01,394 --> 00:31:03,960 or lie here and live with the consequences. 550 00:31:03,129 --> 00:31:04,664 I want to lie here. 551 00:31:05,432 --> 00:31:07,600 - (SIGHS) - (EVELYN YELLS) Hey, hey, hey. 552 00:31:07,634 --> 00:31:09,302 No, no! Put me down! No, no! 553 00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:11,538 (WHIMPERING) 554 00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:22,382 (WOMAN CRYING) 555 00:31:22,415 --> 00:31:28,355 Citizens of the 4,655th Thetaverse, 556 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,957 you are about to be graced 557 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:35,280 by the presence of our sovereign leader, 558 00:31:35,610 --> 00:31:36,629 Jobu Tupaki. 559 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:41,434 Now let me assure you of one thing. 560 00:31:41,468 --> 00:31:43,937 Just like the rest of your miserable lives, 561 00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:45,638 this is nothing more 562 00:31:45,672 --> 00:31:48,875 than a statistical inevitability. 563 00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:53,380 JOBU: Duck. 564 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,181 - Duck. - (GASPS) 565 00:31:56,783 --> 00:31:57,650 Duck... 566 00:31:57,684 --> 00:31:58,852 BAGEL DEIRDRE: Jobu Tupaki 567 00:31:58,885 --> 00:32:02,155 has seen all and knows all. 568 00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:04,491 She knows what makes you tick, 569 00:32:04,524 --> 00:32:09,729 on what fragile branches your self-worth rests. 570 00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:23,677 (JOBU TUTTING) 571 00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:24,644 JOBU: Hang on. 572 00:32:24,678 --> 00:32:27,514 Don't die yet, alright, buddy? 573 00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:31,840 (JOBU SIGHS) Ugh. 574 00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:33,586 (JOBU SIGHS) 575 00:32:35,255 --> 00:32:37,357 (SHUSHES) 576 00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:39,426 (RADIO STATIC BUZZING) 577 00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:42,620 - (SHUSHES) - (WOMAN WHIMPERS) 578 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:44,464 JOBU: It's not her. 579 00:32:44,497 --> 00:32:46,660 REPORTER: ...police are looking for all information. 580 00:32:46,990 --> 00:32:47,367 This is a developing story. 581 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,935 - What we do know... - JOBU: They might be close. 582 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,271 We do have unconfirmed photos of the suspects. 583 00:32:51,304 --> 00:32:52,339 (STATIC CLICKING) 584 00:32:52,372 --> 00:32:53,506 An unidentified man 585 00:32:53,540 --> 00:32:54,974 went berserk at the regional office 586 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,610 for the Internal Revenue Service in Simi Valley this morning. 587 00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:59,790 Police aren't releasing any information... 588 00:32:59,112 --> 00:33:01,614 - Is that where your parents are? - This is a developing story. 589 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:03,483 - But we do have unconfirmed... - BECKY: Are you OK? 590 00:33:03,516 --> 00:33:04,617 ..photos of the suspects. 591 00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:06,186 - If you recognise them... - BECKY: Hey! 592 00:33:06,219 --> 00:33:09,122 - Are you OK? - ..help identify them. 593 00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:10,657 BECKY: Joy? 594 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:14,828 If you recognise these two, 595 00:33:14,861 --> 00:33:17,197 police are seeking help identifying the assailants. 596 00:33:17,230 --> 00:33:19,933 (MUTED AUDIO) 597 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,507 My husband won't even kill a spider. 598 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:29,242 How can you be the same person? 599 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:31,440 ALPHA WAYMOND: You underestimate how the smallest decisions 600 00:33:31,770 --> 00:33:34,800 can compound into significant differences over a lifetime. 601 00:33:34,114 --> 00:33:35,648 Every tiny decision creates 602 00:33:35,682 --> 00:33:37,817 another branching universe, another... 603 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:39,686 Were you not paying attention before? 604 00:33:39,719 --> 00:33:42,220 Of course. You're just very bad at explaining... 605 00:33:42,550 --> 00:33:43,456 Shh! 606 00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:49,195 Don't push me! 607 00:33:50,663 --> 00:33:53,433 (GASPS) Oh, my God! We have to go back. 608 00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:54,634 We forgot my father! 609 00:33:54,667 --> 00:33:57,303 Don't worry. We're monitoring him. He's safe. 610 00:33:57,337 --> 00:33:58,605 - I don't know. Are you sure? - Yes. 611 00:33:58,638 --> 00:34:00,940 (PEOPLE SHOUTING AND SCREAMING) 612 00:34:00,974 --> 00:34:02,709 MAN: Hey, look, come on! 613 00:34:02,742 --> 00:34:04,678 Look, this is your universe, 614 00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:07,947 one bubble floating in the cosmic foam of existence. 615 00:34:07,981 --> 00:34:10,784 Every surrounding bubble has slight variations. 616 00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:13,530 But the further away you get from your universe, 617 00:34:13,860 --> 00:34:14,688 the bigger the differences. 618 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:18,324 This is where I am from, The Alphaverse. 619 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,528 The first universe to make contact with the others. 620 00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:23,697 You can call me Alpha Waymond. 621 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,601 In this world, 622 00:34:28,635 --> 00:34:31,471 you were a brilliant woman. 623 00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:33,390 In your search to prove 624 00:34:33,730 --> 00:34:34,674 the existence of other universes, 625 00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:36,910 you discovered a way to temporarily link 626 00:34:36,943 --> 00:34:39,813 your consciousness to another version of yourself, 627 00:34:39,846 --> 00:34:41,348 accessing all of their memories, 628 00:34:41,381 --> 00:34:44,317 their skills, even their emotions. 629 00:34:44,351 --> 00:34:47,787 Like you with the fanny pack? 630 00:34:47,821 --> 00:34:50,924 Exactly. It's called Verse Jumping. 631 00:34:50,957 --> 00:34:51,991 "Verse Jumping." 632 00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:54,361 I need you to learn how to do it right now. 633 00:34:54,394 --> 00:34:56,960 Right now?! 634 00:34:56,896 --> 00:34:59,733 It may be our only chance of getting out of here alive. 635 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:05,710 (HEADSET POWERING UP) 636 00:35:05,839 --> 00:35:07,941 - (BEEPS) - (INHALES SHARPLY) 637 00:35:07,974 --> 00:35:09,542 (EXHALES) 638 00:35:10,343 --> 00:35:11,878 Two guards coming this way. 639 00:35:11,911 --> 00:35:14,470 On my signal, try to blend in. 640 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,815 (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 641 00:35:15,849 --> 00:35:18,852 Why don't you get your Evelyn to do this? 642 00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:21,454 My Evelyn is dead. 643 00:35:21,488 --> 00:35:23,156 Go! Oh, my God! 644 00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:24,457 Oh, my God, what is going on? 645 00:35:24,491 --> 00:35:26,226 Help us! Help us! 646 00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:28,128 (EXCLAIMING IN MANDARIN) 647 00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:33,666 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 648 00:35:35,235 --> 00:35:36,870 How did I die? 649 00:35:36,903 --> 00:35:39,720 I've seen you die a thousand ways, 650 00:35:39,105 --> 00:35:40,874 in a thousand worlds. 651 00:35:41,641 --> 00:35:44,544 In every single one, you were murdered. 652 00:35:44,577 --> 00:35:46,713 What? Why would anybody want to kill me? 653 00:35:46,746 --> 00:35:49,549 She's an omniversal being with unimaginable power, 654 00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:51,251 an agent of pure chaos, 655 00:35:51,284 --> 00:35:53,286 with no real motives or desires. 656 00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:56,656 - Jobu Tupaki. - You're just making up sounds. 657 00:35:56,690 --> 00:35:58,725 - (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) - Shh! 658 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:02,996 We need another exit. 659 00:36:04,631 --> 00:36:06,466 So let her destroy the other bubbles. 660 00:36:06,499 --> 00:36:07,934 You said there are so many of them. 661 00:36:07,967 --> 00:36:10,203 (SCOFFS) Maybe it's OK if we lose some, 662 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:12,305 but just leave me out of it. 663 00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:17,100 It's not so simple. 664 00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:21,815 She's been building something. 665 00:36:22,582 --> 00:36:25,452 We thought it was some sort of black hole. 666 00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:26,653 But it appears to consume 667 00:36:26,686 --> 00:36:28,755 more than just light and matter. 668 00:36:28,788 --> 00:36:30,957 We don't know exactly what it is. 669 00:36:30,990 --> 00:36:33,259 We don't know what it's for. 670 00:36:33,293 --> 00:36:35,362 But we can all 671 00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:36,696 feel it. 672 00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:39,499 You've been feeling it too, haven't you? 673 00:36:39,532 --> 00:36:41,101 Something is off. 674 00:36:41,134 --> 00:36:44,137 Your clothes never wear as well the next day. 675 00:36:44,170 --> 00:36:47,140 Your hair never falls in quite the same way. 676 00:36:47,173 --> 00:36:49,342 Even your coffee tastes... 677 00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:51,945 ..wrong. 678 00:36:52,846 --> 00:36:55,382 Our institutions are crumbling. 679 00:36:55,415 --> 00:36:58,184 Nobody trusts their neighbour anymore. 680 00:36:58,218 --> 00:37:00,587 And you stay up at night wondering to yourself... 681 00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:02,956 How can we get back? 682 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:08,128 This is the Alphaverse's mission - 683 00:37:08,161 --> 00:37:11,310 to take us back to how it's supposed to be. 684 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,400 But that begins with finding the one 685 00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:17,203 who can stand up to Jobu's perverse shroud of chaos. 686 00:37:18,238 --> 00:37:20,106 And you think it's me? 687 00:37:20,874 --> 00:37:22,275 Why else would we risk everything 688 00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:24,100 to get you out of here? 689 00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:36,556 BAGEL DEIRDRE: Oh, there you are. 690 00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:38,892 Oh, Miss Deirdre! 691 00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:41,428 I'm sorry I punched you, but... 692 00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:42,996 - (EXHALES) - EVELYN: Look. 693 00:37:43,290 --> 00:37:45,465 I think I finally understand why... 694 00:37:45,498 --> 00:37:48,268 - (EVELYN GASPING) - (HEADSET POWERING UP) 695 00:37:48,301 --> 00:37:49,703 What is she doing? 696 00:37:49,736 --> 00:37:51,538 Verse Jumping. Run! 697 00:37:51,571 --> 00:37:52,939 (BEEPS) 698 00:37:54,841 --> 00:37:57,744 (WHEEZES AND SCREAMS) 699 00:37:59,145 --> 00:38:00,747 (SCREAMING) 700 00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:02,150 - Come on. - Oh! 701 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,384 - (BAGEL DEIRDRE SCREAMING) - Go! Go! Go! 702 00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:05,518 (EVELYN SHRIEKS) 703 00:38:05,552 --> 00:38:07,287 (WHIMPERS) 704 00:38:08,922 --> 00:38:11,224 She jumped somewhere. Brute force. 705 00:38:11,257 --> 00:38:12,392 The sumo wrestler? 706 00:38:12,425 --> 00:38:13,727 - Body builder? - Doesn't matter. 707 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,195 Counter with someone agile. 708 00:38:15,228 --> 00:38:17,931 On your perimeter, we've got a break dancer, mime... 709 00:38:17,964 --> 00:38:19,532 - A gymnast. - Give me gymnast! 710 00:38:19,566 --> 00:38:20,800 - Go! - Calculating route. 711 00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:22,335 (COMPUTER BEEPING) 712 00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:25,338 MALE ALPHA OFFICER: OK, some paper cuts, four of them. 713 00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:26,806 One between each finger. 714 00:38:28,508 --> 00:38:30,143 (GRUNTING SOFTLY) 715 00:38:30,176 --> 00:38:32,345 Paper cuts only happen when you aren't trying. 716 00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:33,513 It's impossible. 717 00:38:33,546 --> 00:38:35,648 Probability - 1 in 8,000. 718 00:38:35,682 --> 00:38:38,351 It's the strongest jumping pad we have. 719 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,322 - What are you doing? - Come on, come on. 720 00:38:43,289 --> 00:38:44,924 (EXCLAIMS SOFTLY) 721 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:51,970 There we go, one. 722 00:38:52,298 --> 00:38:54,467 - There's two. - Ooh. 723 00:38:56,302 --> 00:38:57,971 - Ugh! - Three. 724 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,740 Alright, come on, come on, come on. Stick with me. 725 00:39:02,175 --> 00:39:03,443 Come on. 726 00:39:05,278 --> 00:39:06,446 (EXCLAIMS) 727 00:39:08,415 --> 00:39:10,500 (BLOWS) 728 00:39:11,151 --> 00:39:12,485 - (HEADSET BEEPS) - Four! There it is. 729 00:39:12,519 --> 00:39:14,487 OK, come on, jump! 730 00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:17,724 (BOTH GRUNTING) 731 00:39:17,757 --> 00:39:19,492 (ALPHA WAYMOND SCREAMS) 732 00:39:22,562 --> 00:39:23,830 Huh! 733 00:39:23,863 --> 00:39:25,899 FEMALE ALPHA OFFICER: Is that pro wrestling? 734 00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:27,801 She's going for a backbreaker! 735 00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:30,937 (BAGEL DEIRDRE SNARLING) 736 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:43,817 (MUTED YELLING) 737 00:39:46,319 --> 00:39:47,954 (GRUNTS) 738 00:39:50,657 --> 00:39:52,392 (STRAINING) 739 00:39:58,198 --> 00:39:59,566 - She's gotta run. - ALPHA WAYMOND: No. 740 00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:01,701 She can jump, somewhere she can fight. 741 00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:02,969 MALE ALPHA OFFICER: She's not ready. 742 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:05,238 A jump like that would fry most people. 743 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,974 She's not most people. 744 00:40:09,309 --> 00:40:11,144 (GROANS IN PAIN) 745 00:40:11,177 --> 00:40:14,347 Damn, what a weak body. (PANTING) 746 00:40:15,815 --> 00:40:17,784 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 747 00:40:17,817 --> 00:40:19,452 (SHUSHING) 748 00:40:22,555 --> 00:40:24,491 - (WHISPERING) Hello? - ALPHA WAYMOND: Evelyn! 749 00:40:24,524 --> 00:40:25,925 Can you hear me? 750 00:40:25,959 --> 00:40:27,660 You're going to have to Verse Jump. 751 00:40:27,694 --> 00:40:29,295 Verse Jump? 752 00:40:40,106 --> 00:40:41,374 Hello? 753 00:40:41,408 --> 00:40:42,609 Concentrate on a universe 754 00:40:42,642 --> 00:40:44,544 in which you studied martial arts. 755 00:40:51,751 --> 00:40:54,120 MALE ALPHA OFFICER: OK, I'm locking in. 756 00:40:55,188 --> 00:40:56,923 AUTOMATED VOICE: Calculations complete. 757 00:40:56,956 --> 00:40:58,725 "Profess your love." 758 00:40:59,859 --> 00:41:02,395 ALPHA WAYMOND: You're gonna have to profess your love to Deirdre. 759 00:41:02,429 --> 00:41:05,165 - (SCOFFS) No way. - It's your jumping pad. 760 00:41:05,198 --> 00:41:07,467 It's like eating the chapstick or switching shoes. 761 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,869 We developed an algorithm that calculates 762 00:41:09,903 --> 00:41:11,237 which statistically improbable action 763 00:41:11,271 --> 00:41:13,600 will place you in a universe 764 00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:14,574 on the edge of your local cluster, 765 00:41:14,607 --> 00:41:17,344 which then sling shots you to the desired universe. 766 00:41:17,377 --> 00:41:18,945 (MUTTERS IN MANDARIN) 767 00:41:18,978 --> 00:41:20,647 That doesn't make any sense! 768 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,248 - Exactly. - (GASPS) 769 00:41:22,282 --> 00:41:24,517 The less sense it makes, the better. 770 00:41:24,551 --> 00:41:27,721 The Stochastic Path Algorithm is fuelled by random actions. 771 00:41:27,754 --> 00:41:30,560 Tell her you love her and mean it. 772 00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:32,792 Are there any other jumping pads? 773 00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:37,130 The next best paths are break your own arm or take a nap. 774 00:41:37,163 --> 00:41:38,832 You're not sleepy, are you? 775 00:41:38,865 --> 00:41:40,400 (EVELYN SHRIEKS) 776 00:41:43,269 --> 00:41:44,237 I love you. 777 00:41:44,270 --> 00:41:46,390 AUTOMATED VOICE: Jumping pad failure. 778 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,508 Evelyn, wait! No! 779 00:41:51,878 --> 00:41:54,214 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY ON SPEAKERS) 780 00:41:56,249 --> 00:41:57,650 No. 781 00:41:57,684 --> 00:41:59,519 FEMALE ALPHA OFFICER: She's in a local divergent universe. 782 00:41:59,552 --> 00:42:01,870 No, no, no. 783 00:42:01,121 --> 00:42:03,230 ALPHA WAYMOND: She's gone home... 784 00:42:03,823 --> 00:42:05,658 ..to finish the taxes. 785 00:42:05,692 --> 00:42:07,594 (GRUNTING) 786 00:42:09,129 --> 00:42:10,563 - (BONES CRACKING) - Ah! 787 00:42:10,597 --> 00:42:12,265 (GROANS) 788 00:42:13,133 --> 00:42:15,568 (WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN) 789 00:42:27,747 --> 00:42:29,883 This doesn't make any sense. 790 00:42:29,916 --> 00:42:31,651 Think about it. 791 00:42:34,287 --> 00:42:36,556 ..you always get pulled away. 792 00:42:37,524 --> 00:42:40,260 - (YELLING) - (GRUNTING) 793 00:42:41,528 --> 00:42:43,960 (GROANS AND COUGHS) 794 00:42:44,297 --> 00:42:45,699 Waymond! 795 00:42:45,732 --> 00:42:48,101 (GASPING) Waymond! 796 00:42:50,270 --> 00:42:52,380 ALPHA WAYMOND: I'm sorry, Evelyn. 797 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:53,707 - EVELYN: Huh? - I need to go. 798 00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:54,941 EVELYN: What? 799 00:42:54,974 --> 00:42:56,876 ALPHA WAYMOND: I need to find the right Evelyn. 800 00:42:56,910 --> 00:42:58,978 And this one, 801 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,814 it's not the one. 802 00:43:00,847 --> 00:43:03,350 No! No. Wait, let me try again! 803 00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:06,853 Alpha Waymond? 804 00:43:06,886 --> 00:43:08,988 Evelyn?! 805 00:43:11,658 --> 00:43:12,826 - EVELYN: Oh. - WAYMOND: Huh? 806 00:43:12,859 --> 00:43:14,861 (EVELYN SPEAKING MANDARIN) 807 00:43:14,894 --> 00:43:16,696 WAYMOND: Ah! What's happened to my hand? 808 00:43:16,730 --> 00:43:18,431 (EVELYN GRUNTS) 809 00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:22,680 (WAYMOND AND EVELYN EXCLAIMING) 810 00:43:22,102 --> 00:43:24,237 EVELYN: Go, go, go, go! 811 00:43:25,672 --> 00:43:26,873 (PANTING) 812 00:43:26,906 --> 00:43:28,141 WAYMOND: Evelyn, your face. 813 00:43:28,174 --> 00:43:29,876 You just left me. 814 00:43:29,909 --> 00:43:32,780 You just left me! 815 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,160 (GROANING) 816 00:43:42,522 --> 00:43:43,656 (SNIFFLES) 817 00:44:14,554 --> 00:44:15,388 Waymond... 818 00:44:15,422 --> 00:44:17,590 - (BAGEL DEIDRE GRUNTS) - (SHRIEKS) 819 00:44:17,624 --> 00:44:19,526 Miss Deirdre? 820 00:44:19,559 --> 00:44:21,361 - I love you! - What? 821 00:44:21,394 --> 00:44:22,996 (EVELYN SPEAKING MANDARIN) 822 00:44:23,290 --> 00:44:24,264 - I love you! - (HEADSET BEEPS) 823 00:44:24,297 --> 00:44:26,733 - (WAYMOND EXCLAIMING) - No, no! 824 00:44:29,669 --> 00:44:30,837 I love you! 825 00:44:33,106 --> 00:44:36,776 (SLOW-MOTION YELLING) 826 00:44:46,653 --> 00:44:49,723 (WHISPERS) I love you! 827 00:44:49,756 --> 00:44:51,825 (POWERING UP) 828 00:44:55,862 --> 00:44:57,864 (VOICE ECHOES) I love... 829 00:44:57,897 --> 00:45:00,133 (SCREAMING) 830 00:45:05,772 --> 00:45:07,907 - (GRUNTS) - (CAMERAS CLICKING) 831 00:45:07,941 --> 00:45:09,676 (WAYMOND SPEAKING IN MANDARIN) 832 00:45:13,146 --> 00:45:15,548 (VOICE OVERLAPS AND ECHOES) 833 00:45:18,818 --> 00:45:20,553 Evelyn! 834 00:45:22,922 --> 00:45:24,157 (SOBBING) 835 00:45:24,190 --> 00:45:26,260 (MAN SPEAKING MANDARIN) 836 00:45:26,590 --> 00:45:27,961 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 837 00:45:27,994 --> 00:45:29,295 (BODY THUDS) 838 00:45:31,364 --> 00:45:33,133 (KUNG FU MASTER SPEAKING) 839 00:45:33,166 --> 00:45:34,734 (EVELYN GRUNTS) 840 00:45:41,141 --> 00:45:43,376 (CHEERING) 841 00:45:45,311 --> 00:45:47,681 - (WOMAN YELLS) - Cut, cut, cut, cut! 842 00:45:49,820 --> 00:45:51,351 (KUNG FU MASTER SPEAKING) 843 00:45:54,587 --> 00:45:57,123 KUNG FU EVELYN: Oh, I'm so happy to be here today. 844 00:45:57,157 --> 00:45:59,592 - MAN: Evelyn! - WOMAN: Evelyn! 845 00:45:59,626 --> 00:46:00,827 WOMAN 2: Evelyn! 846 00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:10,670 (SLOW-PACED 'CLAIR DE LUNE' PLAYS) 847 00:46:19,546 --> 00:46:20,814 (YELLING) 848 00:46:26,519 --> 00:46:27,554 (GRUNTING) 849 00:46:27,587 --> 00:46:29,622 (DARK ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 850 00:46:35,950 --> 00:46:36,663 (GRUNTS) 851 00:46:36,696 --> 00:46:38,198 (EXCLAIMS) 852 00:46:38,231 --> 00:46:41,534 (BAGEL DEIRDRE BELLOWING) 853 00:46:41,568 --> 00:46:43,203 Oh! 854 00:46:47,207 --> 00:46:50,610 - (THUDDING) - (BAGEL DEIDRE GROANING) 855 00:46:53,713 --> 00:46:55,248 (EXHALES) 856 00:46:56,783 --> 00:46:59,619 Why did you... How? 857 00:47:11,731 --> 00:47:13,466 It was beautiful. 858 00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:27,130 Waymond. 859 00:47:28,810 --> 00:47:29,549 We better keep moving. 860 00:47:29,582 --> 00:47:32,986 Now you've definitely got Jobu's attention. Come on. 861 00:47:37,957 --> 00:47:40,994 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 862 00:47:44,264 --> 00:47:45,799 Stay calm. 863 00:47:45,832 --> 00:47:48,802 Your brain is under an incredible amount of stress. 864 00:47:48,835 --> 00:47:51,504 No, let me finish talking with my husband. 865 00:47:51,538 --> 00:47:54,274 He needs to know how good my life could have been. 866 00:47:54,307 --> 00:47:55,709 (PEOPLE CLAMOURING) 867 00:47:55,742 --> 00:47:58,780 - MAN 1: Evelyn! Evelyn! - MAN 2: Evelyn! 868 00:47:58,111 --> 00:48:00,347 (PEOPLE JOSTLING) 869 00:48:02,150 --> 00:48:04,551 - Ow! - Are you with me? 870 00:48:05,318 --> 00:48:07,354 I thought I was disconnected. 871 00:48:07,387 --> 00:48:08,822 Why was I still there? 872 00:48:08,855 --> 00:48:11,658 Your mind, it's like a clay pot holding water. 873 00:48:11,691 --> 00:48:13,460 Every jump opens another crack, 874 00:48:13,493 --> 00:48:15,610 causing things to leak through. 875 00:48:15,950 --> 00:48:17,764 With training, you will learn to reseal these cracks. 876 00:48:19,532 --> 00:48:21,768 Eat. You need energy. 877 00:48:24,204 --> 00:48:25,705 Cream cheese. 878 00:48:27,707 --> 00:48:28,842 Mmm! 879 00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:32,278 In my universe, the cattle were killed off. 880 00:48:32,312 --> 00:48:33,880 One of the many things we've lost 881 00:48:33,913 --> 00:48:35,749 in our war against Jobu. 882 00:48:38,284 --> 00:48:40,200 Oh, my God. 883 00:48:40,530 --> 00:48:41,554 What if... 884 00:48:42,389 --> 00:48:44,190 ..what if I want to go back? 885 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:47,660 What if I want to go back to the other universe? 886 00:48:47,694 --> 00:48:50,263 (YELLING) Shut it down! Shut it down, you hear me! 887 00:48:50,296 --> 00:48:52,198 - Come back! - OK! OK! OK! 888 00:48:52,232 --> 00:48:54,340 I...I'm back! 889 00:48:56,136 --> 00:48:57,837 Listen, you're only using 890 00:48:57,871 --> 00:48:59,873 the other worlds to acquire special skills. 891 00:48:59,906 --> 00:49:01,107 Do you understand? 892 00:49:01,141 --> 00:49:02,409 If you fall for their temptations, 893 00:49:02,442 --> 00:49:04,711 you invite contradiction, chaos. 894 00:49:04,744 --> 00:49:08,948 The clay pot could shatter and you could die, or far worse. 895 00:49:10,316 --> 00:49:12,485 What can be worse than death? 896 00:49:14,870 --> 00:49:15,989 We should keep moving until reinforcements come. 897 00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:17,424 No, no, no! 898 00:49:17,457 --> 00:49:21,895 Enough of your clay pots, cream cheese, no cows. 899 00:49:21,928 --> 00:49:24,764 Explain it all to me now. 900 00:49:29,335 --> 00:49:30,937 You're right. 901 00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:33,840 In the Alphaverse, 902 00:49:33,873 --> 00:49:37,210 we began training many young minds to Verse Jump. 903 00:49:37,243 --> 00:49:40,380 But there was one who was far and above the most gifted. 904 00:49:40,413 --> 00:49:42,482 Our little explorer. 905 00:49:42,515 --> 00:49:44,551 You saw her potential... 906 00:49:44,584 --> 00:49:46,820 ..so you pushed her 907 00:49:46,853 --> 00:49:48,555 beyond her limit. 908 00:49:48,588 --> 00:49:51,391 AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. Unstable. 909 00:49:51,424 --> 00:49:52,792 (HEADSET CHIMES AND POWERS UP) 910 00:49:52,826 --> 00:49:54,594 ALPHA WAYMOND: Though the overloaded mind usually dies, 911 00:49:54,627 --> 00:49:57,397 instead her mind was fractured. 912 00:49:58,331 --> 00:49:59,999 AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. Unstable. 913 00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:02,102 - (DISTORTED SCREAMING) - Mind fracturing. 914 00:50:05,105 --> 00:50:09,275 ALPHA WAYMOND: Now her mind experiences every world, 915 00:50:09,309 --> 00:50:10,643 every possibility, 916 00:50:10,677 --> 00:50:12,712 at the same exact time, 917 00:50:12,746 --> 00:50:14,800 commanding the infinite knowledge 918 00:50:14,114 --> 00:50:16,182 and power of the multiverse. 919 00:50:17,183 --> 00:50:18,518 Now she's seen too much, 920 00:50:18,551 --> 00:50:20,286 lost any sense of morality, 921 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,389 any belief in objective truth. 922 00:50:22,422 --> 00:50:24,657 EVELYN: What does she want? 923 00:50:24,691 --> 00:50:26,993 ALPHA WAYMOND: No-one knows. 924 00:50:27,270 --> 00:50:28,395 All we know 925 00:50:28,428 --> 00:50:30,864 is she's looking for you. 926 00:50:34,934 --> 00:50:38,571 Hey, you said I was the wrong one. 927 00:50:38,605 --> 00:50:42,420 What you did back there, it changed my mind. 928 00:50:43,430 --> 00:50:45,578 You were incredible. 929 00:50:48,882 --> 00:50:51,284 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 930 00:50:51,317 --> 00:50:53,887 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 931 00:50:55,188 --> 00:50:58,910 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 932 00:51:09,350 --> 00:51:12,472 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 933 00:51:20,647 --> 00:51:22,248 (WHISPERS) Waymond. 934 00:51:35,228 --> 00:51:36,996 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 935 00:51:46,673 --> 00:51:48,508 (CHUCKLES) Of course. 936 00:52:04,557 --> 00:52:06,726 - (CLICKING) - (GASPS) 937 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,361 ALPHA WAYMOND: Evelyn! Come back! 938 00:52:08,395 --> 00:52:09,796 Evelyn! Jump to another combat universe! 939 00:52:09,829 --> 00:52:10,964 - Huh? - Try peeing yourself! 940 00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:12,432 - Pee? - It's always a good jumping pad! 941 00:52:12,465 --> 00:52:13,433 (GRUNTING) 942 00:52:13,466 --> 00:52:14,968 (GASPS) 943 00:52:16,302 --> 00:52:19,105 Come on, wake up! Wake up! 944 00:52:19,139 --> 00:52:20,373 What did you do to me? 945 00:52:20,407 --> 00:52:22,742 Did you staple something to my forehead? 946 00:52:22,776 --> 00:52:24,544 No! I didn't do anything. You did it yourself! 947 00:52:24,577 --> 00:52:26,946 - Did we call for backup? - I did not do it to myself! 948 00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:28,848 - Did you call? - DEIRDRE: It has blood on it! 949 00:52:28,882 --> 00:52:32,519 We've detained the assailants. No backup was requested. 950 00:52:32,552 --> 00:52:34,387 You guys are wasting a trip up. Copy? 951 00:52:34,421 --> 00:52:36,423 (BEEPING) 952 00:52:36,456 --> 00:52:39,159 ALPHA WAYMOND: Oh, no! She found us. 953 00:52:40,126 --> 00:52:41,594 I said, do you copy? 954 00:52:41,628 --> 00:52:45,365 (STATIC AND DISTORTED SPEECH) 955 00:52:45,398 --> 00:52:47,000 Clear them. 956 00:52:57,544 --> 00:53:00,246 (MELLOW GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) 957 00:53:03,550 --> 00:53:07,187 - * Rainy day... - (PIG GRUNTING) 958 00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:10,957 * Go far away... 959 00:53:10,990 --> 00:53:12,225 Joy? 960 00:53:12,258 --> 00:53:14,194 Why do you look so stupid? 961 00:53:14,227 --> 00:53:15,795 Ma'am. 962 00:53:16,596 --> 00:53:20,600 You and...your pig can't be here. 963 00:53:21,601 --> 00:53:23,636 * Lonely nights... 964 00:53:23,670 --> 00:53:25,805 (SLURPS AND CLICKS TONGUE) 965 00:53:26,639 --> 00:53:30,343 Is it that I can't be here... 966 00:53:32,712 --> 00:53:34,581 ..or that I'm not allowed... 967 00:53:34,614 --> 00:53:36,349 - Huh! - ..to be here? 968 00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:37,550 Hey! 969 00:53:37,584 --> 00:53:39,252 OK... (SIGHS) 970 00:53:39,285 --> 00:53:40,587 Hands where I can see them. 971 00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:43,990 See, I can physically be here. 972 00:53:45,258 --> 00:53:46,760 But what you meant to say 973 00:53:46,793 --> 00:53:50,563 is you're not allowing me to be here. 974 00:53:50,597 --> 00:53:52,232 (BOTH LAUGH) 975 00:53:52,265 --> 00:53:53,900 Hands behind your back. Come on. 976 00:53:53,933 --> 00:53:56,403 (EVELYN SPEAKING) Waymond! 977 00:53:56,436 --> 00:53:58,905 (BABYISH) You're going to make me walk through you? 978 00:53:58,938 --> 00:54:01,875 (SNICKERS) Yeah, cute. I can't let you do that either. 979 00:54:01,908 --> 00:54:04,778 Yeah, again with the 'can't'! 980 00:54:06,413 --> 00:54:07,847 See, I don't think you understand 981 00:54:07,881 --> 00:54:10,830 the meaning of that word. 982 00:54:13,219 --> 00:54:16,189 (MUSIC RISES) 983 00:54:16,222 --> 00:54:18,910 (RETCHING) 984 00:54:19,592 --> 00:54:20,860 (SCREAMS) 985 00:54:20,894 --> 00:54:23,296 - See, I can walk through you. - Officer down! 986 00:54:23,329 --> 00:54:25,465 - No, no! Don't shoot. - Hands on your head. 987 00:54:25,498 --> 00:54:27,333 Like this? 988 00:54:29,369 --> 00:54:30,970 (GURGLING) 989 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,405 (GUN CLICKS) 990 00:54:34,808 --> 00:54:36,576 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 991 00:54:36,609 --> 00:54:38,745 (SAMBA MUSIC PLAYING) 992 00:54:38,778 --> 00:54:40,714 (OFFICER EXCLAIMS) 993 00:54:40,747 --> 00:54:43,683 (DISTORTED YELLING) 994 00:54:44,684 --> 00:54:46,119 - (EXCLAIMS) - (OFFICER GROANING) 995 00:54:46,152 --> 00:54:49,890 - Waymond. Wake up! Wake up! - Daddy! 996 00:54:49,122 --> 00:54:50,724 (OFFICER EXCLAIMS) 997 00:54:50,757 --> 00:54:52,459 - (BELL DINGS) - ANNOUNCER: Oh, no! 998 00:54:52,492 --> 00:54:54,361 - (NECK SNAPPING) - (GROANING) 999 00:54:54,394 --> 00:54:55,662 (GASPS) 1000 00:54:55,695 --> 00:54:57,364 (GRUNTS) 1001 00:54:57,397 --> 00:54:59,466 (WHISPERS) Oh, shit. 1002 00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:01,101 (GUN CLICKS) 1003 00:55:02,769 --> 00:55:04,304 - Ugh! - Oh! 1004 00:55:04,337 --> 00:55:06,906 - (SCREAMS) No! - Oh, no! 1005 00:55:06,940 --> 00:55:09,776 (GASPING) Don't worry, Evelyn. 1006 00:55:09,809 --> 00:55:11,911 - No, no! Oh, God! - It's... 1007 00:55:11,945 --> 00:55:14,647 - Mmm! Organic. - (RADIO STATIC) 1008 00:55:21,870 --> 00:55:23,123 ..in my Joy? 1009 00:55:26,826 --> 00:55:28,395 ALPHA WAYMOND: Don't engage. 1010 00:55:28,428 --> 00:55:29,963 She can't be reasoned with. 1011 00:55:29,996 --> 00:55:33,333 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 1012 00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:39,406 Oh... 1013 00:55:40,373 --> 00:55:41,608 It's you. 1014 00:55:41,641 --> 00:55:43,843 You're the reason my daughter 1015 00:55:43,877 --> 00:55:45,779 doesn't call anymore, 1016 00:55:45,812 --> 00:55:47,747 why she dropped out of college 1017 00:55:47,781 --> 00:55:49,482 and gets tattoos. 1018 00:55:49,516 --> 00:55:51,117 Aww! 1019 00:55:51,151 --> 00:55:53,520 You... 1020 00:55:53,553 --> 00:55:56,389 ..are why she thinks she is ***. 1021 00:55:56,423 --> 00:55:58,910 Ah! 1022 00:55:58,124 --> 00:56:00,126 - (MUSIC STOPS) - I'm so sorry. 1023 00:56:01,261 --> 00:56:02,962 You're still hung up on the fact 1024 00:56:02,996 --> 00:56:05,165 that I like girls in this world? 1025 00:56:07,670 --> 00:56:09,335 - The universe... - (CIRCUIT BREAKERS POP) 1026 00:56:09,369 --> 00:56:11,871 (DISTANT SCREAMING) 1027 00:56:11,905 --> 00:56:14,607 ..is so much bigger than you realise. 1028 00:56:14,641 --> 00:56:17,444 - (STATIC AND WARBLING) - Huh? 1029 00:56:17,477 --> 00:56:19,145 - (LOUD BEEPING) - OK! 1030 00:56:19,179 --> 00:56:22,148 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1031 00:56:22,182 --> 00:56:23,116 Stop! 1032 00:56:23,149 --> 00:56:26,860 ('WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE' PLAYING SOFTLY) 1033 00:56:27,187 --> 00:56:29,356 - Huh! - Don't make me fight you. 1034 00:56:29,389 --> 00:56:31,658 I am really good. 1035 00:56:31,691 --> 00:56:33,159 I don't believe you. 1036 00:56:33,193 --> 00:56:34,861 OK, OK. 1037 00:56:36,963 --> 00:56:40,333 - (CAMERAS CLICKING) - ('WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE' RISES) 1038 00:56:44,437 --> 00:56:46,139 (MUTTERS) 1039 00:56:48,508 --> 00:56:49,776 Nice. 1040 00:56:49,809 --> 00:56:51,845 You peed yourself. 1041 00:56:51,878 --> 00:56:53,747 (HEADSET BLIPS) 1042 00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:55,448 No, Evelyn, you're not locked in! 1043 00:56:55,482 --> 00:56:56,950 (BEEPS) 1044 00:56:57,717 --> 00:56:59,252 (POWERING DOWN) 1045 00:56:59,285 --> 00:57:00,987 EVELYN: Oh! 1046 00:57:01,788 --> 00:57:03,990 - (JOBU CHUCKLES) - (SIGHS) 1047 00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:05,258 Hmm. 1048 00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:06,993 (GASPING) 1049 00:57:07,270 --> 00:57:08,395 ALPHA WAYMOND: Where did she jump? 1050 00:57:08,428 --> 00:57:10,530 Um, she's off the damn map. 1051 00:57:10,563 --> 00:57:13,433 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1052 00:57:13,466 --> 00:57:16,269 (WOMAN SINGING ON TV) * Flap your hands 1053 00:57:16,302 --> 00:57:17,404 * My hands... 1054 00:57:17,437 --> 00:57:19,572 FEMALE ALPHA OFFICER: She appears to be in a universe 1055 00:57:19,606 --> 00:57:21,207 where everyone has... 1056 00:57:21,241 --> 00:57:23,777 ..hot dogs instead of fingers. 1057 00:57:23,810 --> 00:57:25,211 I mean, it just doesn't matter 1058 00:57:25,245 --> 00:57:28,882 how many times I see it, I'm so moved. (SNIFFLES) 1059 00:57:28,915 --> 00:57:31,785 - (BOTH YELLING) - Oh, you stop it! 1060 00:57:31,818 --> 00:57:33,530 MALE ALPHA OFFICER: An evolutionary branch 1061 00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:35,550 in the anatomy of the human race? 1062 00:57:36,923 --> 00:57:39,426 (APE GIBBERING) 1063 00:57:39,459 --> 00:57:42,328 (WHOOPING EXCITEDLY) 1064 00:57:48,435 --> 00:57:50,360 MALE ALPHA OFFICER: A jump like that 1065 00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:51,571 would've fried most people. 1066 00:57:51,604 --> 00:57:53,139 Like I said... 1067 00:57:53,907 --> 00:57:55,241 ..she's not most people. 1068 00:57:55,275 --> 00:57:57,544 Don't... Why are you treating me like this? 1069 00:57:57,577 --> 00:57:59,450 One minute, you're so warm, 1070 00:57:59,790 --> 00:58:01,648 then one minute, you're cold and awful. 1071 00:58:01,681 --> 00:58:04,517 (BABBLING ON TV) 1072 00:58:04,551 --> 00:58:06,860 This is crazy! 1073 00:58:06,119 --> 00:58:08,154 You're starting to get it. 1074 00:58:09,422 --> 00:58:11,157 Where are you gonna go? 1075 00:58:11,191 --> 00:58:14,427 (DISTORTED VERSION OF 'ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA' PLAYING) 1076 00:58:18,164 --> 00:58:19,332 Ugh! 1077 00:58:19,366 --> 00:58:21,501 JOBU: You know, of all the Evelyns I've seen... 1078 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,638 ..you're definitely one of the more interesting ones. 1079 00:58:25,672 --> 00:58:27,741 (BABBLING CONTINUES OVER HEADSET) 1080 00:58:27,774 --> 00:58:30,343 (WHISPERING) What do you want from me? 1081 00:58:34,470 --> 00:58:35,548 (INHALES SHARPLY) 1082 00:58:36,549 --> 00:58:37,984 Here. 1083 00:58:43,223 --> 00:58:46,159 Let me help you open up your mind, huh? 1084 00:58:47,293 --> 00:58:48,928 Hmm? 1085 00:58:49,829 --> 00:58:51,698 - Oh! - Here. 1086 00:58:55,368 --> 00:58:57,937 - (EVELYN GASPS SOFTLY) - Open up. 1087 00:58:59,472 --> 00:59:01,107 It's OK. 1088 00:59:03,843 --> 00:59:05,612 It's OK. 1089 00:59:06,646 --> 00:59:07,747 Take a peek. 1090 00:59:07,781 --> 00:59:10,216 (SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING) 1091 00:59:19,993 --> 00:59:22,495 (BLIPPING) 1092 00:59:23,430 --> 00:59:25,598 - (RUMBLING) - FEMALE ALPHA OFFICER: Oh, shit. 1093 00:59:25,632 --> 00:59:27,233 What is that? 1094 00:59:27,267 --> 00:59:28,935 JOBU: I got bored one day 1095 00:59:28,968 --> 00:59:32,172 and I put everything on a bagel. 1096 00:59:34,674 --> 00:59:36,543 Everything. 1097 00:59:36,576 --> 00:59:40,847 All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards, 1098 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,182 every breed of dog, 1099 00:59:42,215 --> 00:59:45,180 every last personal ad on craigslist. 1100 00:59:46,553 --> 00:59:47,787 Sesame. 1101 00:59:47,821 --> 00:59:49,522 Poppy seed. 1102 00:59:50,590 --> 00:59:52,125 Salt. 1103 00:59:53,126 --> 00:59:55,395 And it collapsed in on itself. 1104 00:59:55,428 --> 00:59:57,630 (JOBU CHUCKLING) 1105 00:59:57,970 --> 00:59:58,998 'Cause, you see, when you really put 1106 00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,735 everything on a bagel, 1107 01:00:01,768 --> 01:00:03,803 it becomes this. 1108 01:00:03,837 --> 01:00:05,805 Come on. Run, Evelyn. 1109 01:00:05,839 --> 01:00:08,410 JOBU: The truth. 1110 01:00:09,342 --> 01:00:12,746 EVELYN: What is the truth? 1111 01:00:14,714 --> 01:00:16,349 Nothing... 1112 01:00:17,717 --> 01:00:19,419 ..matters. 1113 01:00:21,788 --> 01:00:23,356 No, Joy. 1114 01:00:24,124 --> 01:00:26,493 You don't believe that. 1115 01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:29,662 Feels nice, doesn't it? 1116 01:00:31,164 --> 01:00:33,166 If nothing matters... 1117 01:00:33,967 --> 01:00:36,403 ..then all the pain and guilt you feel 1118 01:00:36,436 --> 01:00:39,139 for making nothing of your life... 1119 01:00:40,573 --> 01:00:42,409 ..it goes away. 1120 01:00:47,147 --> 01:00:49,490 (SINGING) * Sucked 1121 01:00:50,383 --> 01:00:52,786 * Into 1122 01:00:55,789 --> 01:00:57,957 * A bagel. 1123 01:00:57,991 --> 01:01:00,660 (JARRING MUSIC PLAYING) 1124 01:01:00,694 --> 01:01:02,796 (DISTORTED) No! 1125 01:01:03,763 --> 01:01:05,432 (WHIRRING) 1126 01:01:05,465 --> 01:01:07,200 - (BRAKES SQUEALING) - (THUD) 1127 01:01:12,105 --> 01:01:13,707 - (CREAKS) - Ah Ba? 1128 01:01:13,740 --> 01:01:15,442 (SCOFFS) I'm not your father. 1129 01:01:15,475 --> 01:01:17,811 At least not the one you know. 1130 01:01:17,844 --> 01:01:19,846 I am Alpha Gong Gong. 1131 01:01:19,879 --> 01:01:21,815 - Huh! - Not you too! 1132 01:01:21,848 --> 01:01:24,117 (SNIFFS, GASPS) 1133 01:01:24,918 --> 01:01:27,530 Sir, what are you doing here? 1134 01:01:27,870 --> 01:01:29,456 ALPHA GONG GONG: We need to go. Just follow me. 1135 01:01:34,861 --> 01:01:38,980 (QUIET EERIE MUSIC) 1136 01:01:43,837 --> 01:01:45,380 (DOOR OPENS) 1137 01:01:45,710 --> 01:01:46,439 ALPHA WAYMOND: Sir, I have this under control. 1138 01:01:46,473 --> 01:01:49,342 ALPHA GONG GONG: Again, you deliberately disobey me 1139 01:01:49,376 --> 01:01:53,790 and cause another mind to be compromised. 1140 01:01:53,113 --> 01:01:54,714 (WHEELCHAIR WHIRRING) 1141 01:01:56,216 --> 01:02:00,530 And now you know what we must do. 1142 01:02:00,860 --> 01:02:02,422 No! Please. 1143 01:02:02,455 --> 01:02:04,391 She's unlike anything we've seen. 1144 01:02:04,424 --> 01:02:07,160 She could finally stop Jobu Tupaki. 1145 01:02:07,193 --> 01:02:09,763 You mean the monster that is inside my daughter? 1146 01:02:09,796 --> 01:02:12,365 Well, why didn't you tell me about it earlier? 1147 01:02:12,399 --> 01:02:14,968 What else are you Alpha people not telling me? 1148 01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:17,270 Did you see her dance that man to death? 1149 01:02:17,303 --> 01:02:21,741 There is no way I am the Evelyn you are looking for. 1150 01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:24,110 No, I see it so clearly. 1151 01:02:24,144 --> 01:02:26,212 See what? 1152 01:02:27,714 --> 01:02:30,350 I'm no good at anything. 1153 01:02:30,383 --> 01:02:31,584 Exactly. 1154 01:02:31,618 --> 01:02:34,540 I've seen thousands of Evelyns, 1155 01:02:34,870 --> 01:02:36,456 but never an Evelyn like you. 1156 01:02:36,489 --> 01:02:39,325 You have so many goals you never finished, 1157 01:02:39,359 --> 01:02:42,280 dreams you never followed. 1158 01:02:42,620 --> 01:02:44,731 You're living your worst you. 1159 01:02:46,599 --> 01:02:49,969 I cannot be the worst. What about that hot dog one? 1160 01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:52,272 No. Can't you see? 1161 01:02:52,305 --> 01:02:55,141 Every failure here branched off into a success 1162 01:02:55,175 --> 01:02:57,110 for another Evelyn in another life. 1163 01:02:57,143 --> 01:03:00,246 Most people only have a few significant 1164 01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,649 alternate life paths so close to them. 1165 01:03:02,682 --> 01:03:04,984 But you, here, 1166 01:03:05,180 --> 01:03:07,954 you're capable of anything 1167 01:03:07,987 --> 01:03:11,224 because you're so bad at everything. 1168 01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:15,528 (ALPHA GONG GONG LAUGHING) 1169 01:03:15,562 --> 01:03:17,464 What good is all that power when her mind 1170 01:03:17,497 --> 01:03:21,234 is already succumbing to that chaos, huh? 1171 01:03:21,267 --> 01:03:23,937 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - JOY: Hello? 1172 01:03:23,970 --> 01:03:25,772 Hello? Mom, Dad? What's going on? 1173 01:03:25,805 --> 01:03:28,375 No. Do not answer her. 1174 01:03:28,408 --> 01:03:30,710 - It's one of her tricks. - (BANGING ON DOOR) 1175 01:03:30,744 --> 01:03:33,980 Sir, our readings indicate it's not Jobu Tupaki. 1176 01:03:34,981 --> 01:03:36,349 But if she's not here... 1177 01:03:36,383 --> 01:03:38,284 (BANGING CONTINUES) 1178 01:03:39,953 --> 01:03:41,121 Oh, shit! 1179 01:03:41,154 --> 01:03:42,622 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 1180 01:03:44,391 --> 01:03:47,694 ALPHA GONG GONG: Do not engage! Run! Run! 1181 01:03:47,727 --> 01:03:50,497 Watch these two here while I deal with Jobu. 1182 01:03:50,530 --> 01:03:54,634 I'm not risking the safety of the Alphaverse for this. 1183 01:03:54,667 --> 01:03:57,337 - (EARPIECE CHIMES) - (SNORING) 1184 01:03:58,338 --> 01:04:00,473 Get us as far away from Joy as you can. 1185 01:04:00,507 --> 01:04:02,420 - Why? - I'll be back. I promise. 1186 01:04:02,750 --> 01:04:04,210 No, no, no, wait. Why don't you... 1187 01:04:04,244 --> 01:04:05,311 - Huh? - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1188 01:04:05,345 --> 01:04:06,980 - JOY: Hello? - Joy? 1189 01:04:07,130 --> 01:04:08,248 - No, no... That's not... - Joy's here! 1190 01:04:08,281 --> 01:04:09,683 - No, no, no, that's not Joy. - JOY: Hello? 1191 01:04:09,716 --> 01:04:13,319 - Joy? Joy, I'm coming. - JOY: Let me in. 1192 01:04:13,353 --> 01:04:16,556 WAYMOND: OK, be patient! This is heavy. 1193 01:04:17,590 --> 01:04:20,260 - Joy, why are you here? - I have no **** clue! 1194 01:04:20,293 --> 01:04:22,395 - Hey, gentle language! - Just what is going on? 1195 01:04:22,429 --> 01:04:24,964 I'm sure there's a very good explanation for all of this... 1196 01:04:24,998 --> 01:04:26,332 (JOY AND EVELYN SHRIEKING) 1197 01:04:26,366 --> 01:04:28,868 - (WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN) - JOY: What the ****, Mom?! 1198 01:04:28,902 --> 01:04:29,969 (EVELYN SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1199 01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,971 What the **** are you doing? 1200 01:04:35,642 --> 01:04:37,430 (JOY SCOFFS) 1201 01:04:39,813 --> 01:04:42,482 But...she's too powerful. 1202 01:04:43,783 --> 01:04:46,353 - Are we all having a stroke? - (EVELYN SIGHS) 1203 01:04:55,729 --> 01:04:58,431 You are like puppets. You know? Puppets? 1204 01:04:58,465 --> 01:05:01,167 You can do things you normally cannot do. 1205 01:05:01,201 --> 01:05:03,269 It's like that movie. 1206 01:05:03,303 --> 01:05:05,572 Um, you...you... That movie... 1207 01:05:05,605 --> 01:05:07,730 OK, what are you talking about? 1208 01:05:07,107 --> 01:05:08,775 - WAYMOND: A movie? - 'Raccaccoonie'! 1209 01:05:08,808 --> 01:05:09,943 - What? - Huh? 1210 01:05:09,976 --> 01:05:10,910 'Raccaccoonie', you know? 1211 01:05:10,944 --> 01:05:12,979 The one with the chef... (IMITATES CHOPPING) 1212 01:05:13,130 --> 01:05:14,647 And he makes bad food. Phooey. 1213 01:05:14,681 --> 01:05:16,750 And then this raccoon sit on his head, 1214 01:05:16,783 --> 01:05:20,887 ooh, control him, and then he cooks good food. 1215 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:23,890 (SNICKERING) Do you mean 'Ratatouille'? 1216 01:05:23,123 --> 01:05:24,657 'Ratatouille'? I like that movie. 1217 01:05:24,691 --> 01:05:27,600 No. No, no, no, no, no. 'Raccaccoonie'! 1218 01:05:27,930 --> 01:05:28,228 With the raccoon. 1219 01:05:28,261 --> 01:05:29,796 - OK... (LAUGHS) - Raccoon? 1220 01:05:29,829 --> 01:05:31,564 Everybody, stop making up sounds! 1221 01:05:31,598 --> 01:05:34,734 So there's a raccoon Joy, and there's a raccoon me? 1222 01:05:34,768 --> 01:05:36,469 - (JOY LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) - And they are controlling us? 1223 01:05:36,503 --> 01:05:38,338 Yeah, from the other universes. 1224 01:05:38,371 --> 01:05:40,240 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1225 01:05:40,273 --> 01:05:42,142 - Oh. OK. - That's very funny, Evelyn. 1226 01:05:42,175 --> 01:05:45,879 OK, it sounds a little bit ridiculous, but it's true. 1227 01:05:45,912 --> 01:05:47,414 I swear to God, you... 1228 01:05:47,447 --> 01:05:48,815 - You are macho man. - (SNORING) 1229 01:05:48,848 --> 01:05:50,583 - WAYMOND: I like that! - JOY: Oh, yeah. 1230 01:05:50,617 --> 01:05:53,860 (GONG GONG MURMURS IN CANTONESE) 1231 01:05:53,119 --> 01:05:54,387 WAYMOND: Hey, honey, don't worry. 1232 01:05:54,421 --> 01:05:56,189 - Daddy will get you out of this. - Ah Ba? 1233 01:05:56,222 --> 01:05:59,526 Quickly, while she is distracted. 1234 01:06:00,326 --> 01:06:02,429 - No. - It's only protocol. 1235 01:06:02,462 --> 01:06:05,365 It gives her one less universe to access. 1236 01:06:05,398 --> 01:06:06,666 - JOY: God... - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1237 01:06:06,700 --> 01:06:08,501 - Can you... - Oh, it's Becky. 1238 01:06:08,535 --> 01:06:10,300 Hi, Becky. Hold on. 1239 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,238 How do you expect to defeat her in every universe 1240 01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:13,973 if you can't even kill her in one? 1241 01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:15,375 JOY: Hey, babe. 1242 01:06:15,408 --> 01:06:17,377 She's your granddaughter. 1243 01:06:18,144 --> 01:06:21,314 - (JOY CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY) - How do you think I feel? 1244 01:06:21,348 --> 01:06:23,283 But this is a sacrifice 1245 01:06:23,316 --> 01:06:25,919 that is necessary to win the war. 1246 01:06:25,952 --> 01:06:28,555 - WAYMOND: OK, there we go. - (BECKY CHATTERS ON PHONE) 1247 01:06:28,588 --> 01:06:31,240 (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) 1248 01:06:32,859 --> 01:06:34,594 You must do it. 1249 01:06:35,829 --> 01:06:37,464 Go. 1250 01:06:37,497 --> 01:06:40,233 (BECKY CONTINUES CHATTERING) 1251 01:06:40,266 --> 01:06:41,568 Go. 1252 01:06:41,601 --> 01:06:43,703 Yeah, my mom taped me to a chair. 1253 01:06:43,737 --> 01:06:45,872 - Uh, because of raccoons. - (WAYMOND GRUNTS) 1254 01:06:45,905 --> 01:06:47,974 - WAYMOND: OK, be patient. - JOY: Yeah, it's a long story. 1255 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,430 - Daddy's trying to... - It's been a day. 1256 01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,513 (JOY CONTINUES CHATTING) 1257 01:06:57,684 --> 01:06:58,752 Mom? 1258 01:06:58,785 --> 01:07:00,420 BECKY: I don't like this at all. 1259 01:07:00,453 --> 01:07:03,690 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1260 01:07:09,963 --> 01:07:11,664 What are you... 1261 01:07:14,670 --> 01:07:15,835 ..what are you doing? 1262 01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:21,241 Hey! I almost had it. 1263 01:07:21,274 --> 01:07:22,742 - Oh, come on! - (GUN COCKING) 1264 01:07:22,776 --> 01:07:24,177 You are already under her spell. 1265 01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:26,379 Holy shit! Holy shit, he has a gun! 1266 01:07:26,413 --> 01:07:27,647 Everyone, stay calm! 1267 01:07:27,681 --> 01:07:29,282 I think it's time for a family discussion! 1268 01:07:29,315 --> 01:07:31,384 It's OK, it's OK, it's OK. 1269 01:07:31,418 --> 01:07:33,586 (BREATHING SHAKILY) 1270 01:07:34,721 --> 01:07:37,900 I won't let you kill her. 1271 01:07:37,123 --> 01:07:40,827 Don't you see what is happening to your mind? 1272 01:07:42,620 --> 01:07:43,797 In my universe, 1273 01:07:43,830 --> 01:07:48,101 you pushed your own daughter too hard until you broke her. 1274 01:07:48,134 --> 01:07:51,400 (LAUGHS DRILY) You... 1275 01:07:51,370 --> 01:07:53,907 ..you created Jobu Tupaki. 1276 01:07:53,940 --> 01:07:56,900 When did he get so good at English? 1277 01:07:57,143 --> 01:07:59,212 Now I must stop you. 1278 01:07:59,245 --> 01:08:01,348 Otherwise, it's only a matter of time 1279 01:08:01,381 --> 01:08:05,785 before you become just like her. 1280 01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:11,591 Just like her? 1281 01:08:11,624 --> 01:08:14,270 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDING) 1282 01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,128 (MUSIC STOPS) 1283 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:17,664 (STOMPS) 1284 01:08:17,697 --> 01:08:20,767 - WAYMOND: Huh? - What the **** are you doing? 1285 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:23,636 Evelyn, I don't think now is a good time to dance! 1286 01:08:23,670 --> 01:08:26,390 (EARPIECE CHIMES, WHIRRS) 1287 01:08:27,273 --> 01:08:28,608 (IN WAYMOND'S VOICE) Baba, 1288 01:08:28,641 --> 01:08:30,343 I know you don't agree with me, 1289 01:08:30,377 --> 01:08:31,911 but this is something I have to do. 1290 01:08:31,945 --> 01:08:33,613 - What the... - That sounds weird. 1291 01:08:33,646 --> 01:08:35,415 No, no, no... (HESITATES, GROANS) 1292 01:08:35,448 --> 01:08:37,350 - EVELYN: OK. - GONG GONG: Wait! 1293 01:08:37,384 --> 01:08:38,618 You don't know where you'll jump. 1294 01:08:38,651 --> 01:08:41,287 - (WINCES, SCREAMS) - (JOY AND WAYMOND EXCLAIM) 1295 01:08:41,321 --> 01:08:43,256 - Enough! - (EARPIECE CHIMES) 1296 01:08:44,290 --> 01:08:46,590 AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. Unstable. 1297 01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,228 (FREQUENCY WARBLING) 1298 01:08:48,261 --> 01:08:50,930 (IMITATES BIRDCALL) 1299 01:08:58,138 --> 01:08:59,606 Please. 1300 01:08:59,639 --> 01:09:02,642 I cannot lose another loved one to the darkness. 1301 01:09:02,676 --> 01:09:06,813 - Warning. Unstable. - Don't worry. You won't. 1302 01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:09,549 - (GAGS) - (EARPIECE CHIMES, WHIRRS) 1303 01:09:09,582 --> 01:09:11,117 - (BOTH EXCLAIM IN DISGUST) - (EARPIECE BEEPS) 1304 01:09:11,151 --> 01:09:12,252 (WHIRRING) 1305 01:09:12,285 --> 01:09:13,953 (RAPID BEEPING) 1306 01:09:15,455 --> 01:09:16,623 (DOOR OPENS) 1307 01:09:16,656 --> 01:09:19,590 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1308 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:22,328 Hey, uh, clean up in there, alright? 1309 01:09:22,362 --> 01:09:24,640 Here. Oh! 1310 01:09:26,666 --> 01:09:28,101 Where did she jump?! 1311 01:09:28,134 --> 01:09:29,803 Sorry, Ah Ba. 1312 01:09:29,836 --> 01:09:30,937 (BEEPING) 1313 01:09:32,339 --> 01:09:34,107 - JOY: Whoa! - EVELYN: OK! 1314 01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:35,709 - Come on, come on, come on! - Jesus, Mom! 1315 01:09:35,742 --> 01:09:36,976 - That way! - GONG GONG: Oh, no! 1316 01:09:37,100 --> 01:09:38,778 - WAYMOND: Oh, my God! - EVELYN: Come on, come on! 1317 01:09:38,812 --> 01:09:40,180 - JOY: Oh! - GONG GONG: No! 1318 01:09:40,980 --> 01:09:42,849 AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning, mind fracturing. 1319 01:09:42,882 --> 01:09:46,486 Send every Jumper with a counterpart in the area. 1320 01:09:46,519 --> 01:09:48,722 - Now! - (ALARM BLARING) 1321 01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:52,325 ALPHA GONG GONG: Once again, the Alphaverse finds itself 1322 01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:56,830 as the last line of defence against total chaos. 1323 01:09:56,863 --> 01:10:00,967 Be brave. This Evelyn is as stubborn as the others. 1324 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,169 She has given us no choice. 1325 01:10:03,203 --> 01:10:07,741 We must kill her before she becomes another Jobu Tupaki. 1326 01:10:09,576 --> 01:10:11,978 - Joy. - JOY: Oh, what? 1327 01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:13,847 Joy...Joy... 1328 01:10:14,748 --> 01:10:18,918 I know you have these feelings, 1329 01:10:18,952 --> 01:10:22,789 feelings that make you so sad. 1330 01:10:23,590 --> 01:10:27,961 That makes you just... just want to give up. 1331 01:10:29,329 --> 01:10:31,164 It's not your fault. 1332 01:10:32,132 --> 01:10:33,666 Not your fault. 1333 01:10:34,434 --> 01:10:36,336 I know. (BREATHING SHAKILY) 1334 01:10:37,404 --> 01:10:39,539 It's...it's her. 1335 01:10:39,572 --> 01:10:42,375 Juju Chewbacca. 1336 01:10:42,409 --> 01:10:44,444 (JOY GROANS) 1337 01:10:44,477 --> 01:10:47,847 She has your soul... 1338 01:10:47,881 --> 01:10:49,649 ..in the palm of her hand. 1339 01:10:49,683 --> 01:10:50,984 What are you talking about? 1340 01:10:51,170 --> 01:10:55,155 The only way I can defeat her to save you... 1341 01:10:56,222 --> 01:10:58,725 ..is to become like her. 1342 01:11:02,796 --> 01:11:04,970 ALPHA GONG GONG: Evelyn! 1343 01:11:04,130 --> 01:11:06,499 Your daughter is beyond saving. 1344 01:11:06,533 --> 01:11:08,668 And soon you will be too. 1345 01:11:12,772 --> 01:11:14,507 Your time is up. 1346 01:11:14,541 --> 01:11:16,910 Find your jumping pads. 1347 01:11:18,244 --> 01:11:23,160 - (WOMAN SHRIEKS) - (SINGING) * Ave Maria... 1348 01:11:23,490 --> 01:11:26,219 (PEOPLE BURBLING, MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1349 01:11:26,252 --> 01:11:28,922 * Ave Maria... 1350 01:11:32,158 --> 01:11:35,362 (DISTORTED AUDIO) 1351 01:11:36,563 --> 01:11:38,832 (JOY'S VOICE ECHOING) Mom? Mom? 1352 01:11:38,865 --> 01:11:41,434 WAYMOND: I think you're pushing things too far. 1353 01:11:43,536 --> 01:11:45,500 Or not far enough. 1354 01:11:45,380 --> 01:11:46,740 - (GAS HISSING) - (WAYMOND AND JOY GASPING) 1355 01:11:46,773 --> 01:11:48,942 WAYMOND: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1356 01:11:51,678 --> 01:11:53,213 WAYMOND: Evelyn? 1357 01:11:53,246 --> 01:11:54,914 - Ugh! - Oh, my God. 1358 01:11:54,948 --> 01:11:57,650 - (EARPIECES BEEPING) - (JUMPERS GRUNTING) 1359 01:11:57,684 --> 01:11:58,952 - (SPITS) - WAYMOND: Oh! 1360 01:11:58,985 --> 01:12:00,720 - JOY: What are you doing?! - (EARPIECE WHIRRS, BEEPS) 1361 01:12:00,754 --> 01:12:02,822 (GONG GONG SPEAKING CANTONESE) 1362 01:12:02,856 --> 01:12:04,824 - (YOUNG EVELYN SCREAMS) - (GONG GONG SHOUTS) 1363 01:12:04,858 --> 01:12:06,860 (BOTH HUMMING TUNE) 1364 01:12:08,862 --> 01:12:10,930 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 1365 01:12:11,698 --> 01:12:14,467 (TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1366 01:12:14,501 --> 01:12:16,436 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1367 01:12:24,577 --> 01:12:27,247 (SINGING IN MANDARIN) 1368 01:12:28,381 --> 01:12:30,517 (APPLAUSE) 1369 01:12:35,989 --> 01:12:38,425 (SINGING CONTINUES) 1370 01:13:02,749 --> 01:13:04,517 JOY: Mom! (COUGHS) 1371 01:13:04,551 --> 01:13:05,985 - (EVELYN GROANS) - (VOICE CRACKS) 1372 01:13:06,190 --> 01:13:08,540 - (AUDIENCE GASPS) - (CLEARS THROAT) 1373 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:10,924 - (GRUNTS) - (STATIC OVER EARPIECE) 1374 01:13:12,659 --> 01:13:14,327 (MAN YELLING) 1375 01:13:16,229 --> 01:13:18,531 (MAN GRUNTING) 1376 01:13:18,565 --> 01:13:20,330 (WOMAN YELLING) 1377 01:13:20,660 --> 01:13:22,402 (GAGGING) 1378 01:13:23,937 --> 01:13:25,638 (GULPS, COUGHS) 1379 01:13:25,672 --> 01:13:27,374 (EARPIECE CHIMES, WHIRRS) 1380 01:13:27,407 --> 01:13:30,343 (PEOPLE GRUNT AND YELL) 1381 01:13:30,377 --> 01:13:32,212 (YELLING) 1382 01:13:32,245 --> 01:13:33,613 (EARPIECE BEEPS) 1383 01:13:33,646 --> 01:13:35,348 (CAR HORN BLARES) 1384 01:13:36,649 --> 01:13:38,184 (EVELYN SINGING IN MANDARIN CONTINUES) 1385 01:13:38,218 --> 01:13:39,352 (EVELYN YELLS) 1386 01:13:39,386 --> 01:13:42,655 (DISTORTED TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1387 01:13:42,689 --> 01:13:45,558 (ALL YELLING) 1388 01:14:00,306 --> 01:14:01,374 Arggh! 1389 01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:07,881 Ohh! 1390 01:14:11,851 --> 01:14:13,119 (JOY GASPS) 1391 01:14:13,153 --> 01:14:16,222 (EVELYN SINGING CONTINUES) 1392 01:14:21,327 --> 01:14:22,762 (JOY EXCLAIMS) 1393 01:14:22,796 --> 01:14:25,632 - (PEOPLE GROANING) - Holy...shit. 1394 01:14:25,665 --> 01:14:27,233 Is he dead? 1395 01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:29,903 - (THUD) - (GROANS WEAKLY) 1396 01:14:29,936 --> 01:14:32,380 See, not dead. Go! 1397 01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:34,740 - That's definitely not... - Hurry up, please. Go quick! 1398 01:14:34,841 --> 01:14:36,843 (PANTING) OK, come on, guys. 1399 01:14:36,876 --> 01:14:39,145 (ALL PANTING) 1400 01:14:39,179 --> 01:14:40,613 Dad, go! 1401 01:14:40,647 --> 01:14:42,649 (DOG GROWLS AND WHINES) 1402 01:14:42,682 --> 01:14:44,500 (DOG YELPS) 1403 01:14:46,353 --> 01:14:47,620 (GROANS, COUGHS) 1404 01:14:47,654 --> 01:14:49,122 JOY: Oh, my God. 1405 01:14:50,457 --> 01:14:51,858 (DOG GROWLING) 1406 01:14:51,891 --> 01:14:55,295 Does my baby want to go for a walk? 1407 01:14:56,262 --> 01:14:57,731 (DOG SNARLING) 1408 01:14:57,764 --> 01:14:59,466 (BARKS) 1409 01:15:02,335 --> 01:15:04,300 (HUFFS) 1410 01:15:04,370 --> 01:15:05,739 BIG NOSE: Yow! 1411 01:15:05,772 --> 01:15:06,940 (DOG GROWLING) 1412 01:15:06,973 --> 01:15:08,174 (WHIMPERS) 1413 01:15:08,208 --> 01:15:10,430 - BIG NOSE: No! - (DOG BARKING) 1414 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:12,545 Oh, Johnny! Oh! 1415 01:15:15,810 --> 01:15:16,216 JOY: Orange soda? 1416 01:15:16,249 --> 01:15:18,510 - Huh? - What is she doing? 1417 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:19,853 WAYMOND: I think when she does something weird 1418 01:15:19,886 --> 01:15:21,654 it helps her fight, it gives her power. 1419 01:15:21,688 --> 01:15:23,356 (EARPIECE WHIRRING) 1420 01:15:24,724 --> 01:15:26,590 Sorry, baby. 1421 01:15:27,894 --> 01:15:30,296 (YELLING) 1422 01:15:30,330 --> 01:15:32,365 - (EARPIECE BEEPS) - (FOOD SIZZLING) 1423 01:15:32,399 --> 01:15:35,568 - (MAN LAUGHING) - WOMAN: Ask her for another one. 1424 01:15:41,341 --> 01:15:43,176 - (JOHNNY YELPS) - (BIG NOSE GASPS) 1425 01:15:43,209 --> 01:15:44,978 - No! Johnny! - (JOHNNY YELPING) 1426 01:15:45,110 --> 01:15:46,246 (JOY GASPS) 1427 01:15:47,914 --> 01:15:49,916 (CUSTOMERS MURMURING) 1428 01:15:49,949 --> 01:15:51,418 MAN: Fried egg? 1429 01:15:52,552 --> 01:15:55,722 You...*****. 1430 01:15:56,756 --> 01:15:58,124 (BODY THUDS) 1431 01:15:58,925 --> 01:16:00,493 EVELYN: Go! 1432 01:16:00,527 --> 01:16:01,861 (GROANS) 1433 01:16:01,895 --> 01:16:04,230 (EXHALES DEEPLY) Huh? 1434 01:16:04,264 --> 01:16:05,999 - (INDISTINCT TALKING) - WOMAN: Oh... 1435 01:16:06,766 --> 01:16:08,134 Evelyn, if you don't step up, 1436 01:16:08,168 --> 01:16:10,360 I'm giving some of your shifts to Chad. 1437 01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:12,505 - (KNIVES CLANKING) - (DINERS EXCLAIMING) 1438 01:16:12,539 --> 01:16:14,808 WOMAN: Yeah! (LAUGHS) 1439 01:16:14,841 --> 01:16:16,609 - MAN: Oh, my God! - WOMAN: Oh, good one! 1440 01:16:16,643 --> 01:16:17,911 I got a picture! 1441 01:16:17,944 --> 01:16:21,314 (LOUD THUDDING) 1442 01:16:30,724 --> 01:16:32,492 Go. 1443 01:16:37,130 --> 01:16:38,765 (EVELYN WHIMPERING) 1444 01:16:38,798 --> 01:16:40,533 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1445 01:16:43,870 --> 01:16:45,638 (MAN YELLS) 1446 01:16:45,672 --> 01:16:47,507 (BOTH EXCLAIM) 1447 01:16:50,610 --> 01:16:52,112 (GASPS) 1448 01:16:52,145 --> 01:16:54,447 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1449 01:17:05,859 --> 01:17:08,294 - (METAL RINGING) - (BOTH GROANING) 1450 01:17:10,463 --> 01:17:12,465 (MAN PANTING) 1451 01:17:15,902 --> 01:17:17,370 - (BOTH GRUNTING) - MAN: Stop... 1452 01:17:17,404 --> 01:17:19,720 - WAYMOND: Huh? What happened? - EVELYN: You stop! 1453 01:17:19,105 --> 01:17:20,240 I think they lost their... 1454 01:17:20,273 --> 01:17:22,420 - EVELYN: Stop it! - ..powers? 1455 01:17:23,900 --> 01:17:24,444 Sir? 1456 01:17:24,477 --> 01:17:26,546 I am gonna need another jumping pad. 1457 01:17:26,579 --> 01:17:28,748 ALPHA OFFICER: Received information. Over. 1458 01:17:29,849 --> 01:17:31,284 - No, no, no! - Ah... No! 1459 01:17:33,219 --> 01:17:35,121 Ah, Evelyn, do jumping jacks! 1460 01:17:35,155 --> 01:17:36,523 That's not weird at all. 1461 01:17:36,556 --> 01:17:37,957 WAYMOND: Um... Slap him! 1462 01:17:45,265 --> 01:17:46,966 (EARPIECE WHIRRS) 1463 01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:49,235 (BEEPS) 1464 01:17:49,269 --> 01:17:51,400 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1465 01:17:51,370 --> 01:17:53,106 - (TAKES DEEP BREATH, BLOWS) - (SCREAMING) 1466 01:17:57,610 --> 01:18:00,480 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1467 01:18:08,588 --> 01:18:10,757 - MAN: Huh! - (GRUNTS) 1468 01:18:12,258 --> 01:18:13,793 (GASPS) Sorry. 1469 01:18:16,930 --> 01:18:18,732 (ALARM BLARING) 1470 01:18:18,765 --> 01:18:20,400 Reaching mental capacity. 1471 01:18:20,433 --> 01:18:21,835 (EVELYN GRUNTS) 1472 01:18:22,635 --> 01:18:23,603 Holy shit! 1473 01:18:23,636 --> 01:18:24,871 (BOTH GROANING) 1474 01:18:24,904 --> 01:18:27,907 - Ow! - I'm sorry, Evelyn. 1475 01:18:27,941 --> 01:18:30,760 - Mind fracturing. - We'll die together. 1476 01:18:30,110 --> 01:18:32,979 - (GRENADE PIN CLICKS) - (FLY BUZZING) 1477 01:18:34,814 --> 01:18:35,982 (SNIFFS) 1478 01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:37,817 (EARPIECE CHIMES, WHIRRS AND BEEPS) 1479 01:18:37,851 --> 01:18:40,453 (KUNG FU MASTER SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1480 01:18:45,925 --> 01:18:47,360 (PINKY STRAINING) 1481 01:18:48,461 --> 01:18:49,729 - (EVELYN GRUNTS) - (GASPS) 1482 01:18:49,763 --> 01:18:51,865 ALPHA GONG GONG: Pinky... Arggh! 1483 01:18:51,898 --> 01:18:53,166 (THUDS) 1484 01:18:54,267 --> 01:18:56,269 - WOMAN: Get her. I see her. - MAN: Let's go! 1485 01:19:03,543 --> 01:19:05,211 (WIND WHOOSHES) 1486 01:19:07,614 --> 01:19:10,950 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1487 01:19:13,753 --> 01:19:15,321 (SCREAMING) 1488 01:19:15,355 --> 01:19:17,190 (YELLING) 1489 01:19:25,598 --> 01:19:27,500 (RUMBLING) 1490 01:19:31,671 --> 01:19:32,939 WAYMOND: Evelyn! 1491 01:19:32,972 --> 01:19:34,874 Evelyn. Evelyn! 1492 01:19:34,908 --> 01:19:36,420 - (EVELYN SIGHS) - Whoa, whoa! 1493 01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:38,311 (GROANING, SPEAKS MANDARIN) 1494 01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:42,916 No need to explain. 1495 01:19:44,818 --> 01:19:46,686 I have been watching you. 1496 01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:49,356 (LAUGHS) You're back! 1497 01:19:50,256 --> 01:19:52,258 Did you see how good I am? 1498 01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:54,861 I'm gonna do it. 1499 01:19:54,894 --> 01:19:58,598 I am going to defeat that Jobu Tupaki. 1500 01:19:58,631 --> 01:20:01,368 Hey. You got her name right. 1501 01:20:01,401 --> 01:20:02,902 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1502 01:20:02,936 --> 01:20:07,540 Evelyn, what you're doing is crazy, reckless. 1503 01:20:07,574 --> 01:20:11,440 Your stupid plan to somehow save your daughter 1504 01:20:11,770 --> 01:20:14,981 has managed to piss off everyone in the multiverse. 1505 01:20:16,182 --> 01:20:18,218 But it just might work. 1506 01:20:19,452 --> 01:20:21,821 (COUGHING, GASPING) 1507 01:20:21,855 --> 01:20:23,156 What? What? (EXCLAIMS) 1508 01:20:23,189 --> 01:20:25,425 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1509 01:20:25,458 --> 01:20:28,962 (SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING) 1510 01:20:36,336 --> 01:20:38,571 ALPHA WAYMOND: I only wish I could be there 1511 01:20:38,605 --> 01:20:39,806 to see you finish this. 1512 01:20:39,839 --> 01:20:41,775 What do you mean, you don't see me finish? 1513 01:20:41,808 --> 01:20:43,877 I'm grateful 1514 01:20:43,910 --> 01:20:45,545 that chance was kind enough 1515 01:20:45,578 --> 01:20:48,481 to let us have these last few moments together. 1516 01:20:48,515 --> 01:20:50,216 (BREATHING SHAKILY) 1517 01:20:52,385 --> 01:20:53,987 (GASPING) 1518 01:21:04,497 --> 01:21:06,320 Alpha Waymond? 1519 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:08,635 (GASPS) Alpha Waymond? 1520 01:21:08,668 --> 01:21:10,837 What happened? 1521 01:21:10,870 --> 01:21:13,206 Was I Raccoon Waymond again? 1522 01:21:14,841 --> 01:21:16,242 (EVELYN SIGHS) 1523 01:21:16,276 --> 01:21:18,111 Raccoon Waymond is dead. 1524 01:21:18,144 --> 01:21:20,347 (SLOW CLAPPING) 1525 01:21:21,781 --> 01:21:23,583 WAYMOND: Is that Raccoon Joy? 1526 01:21:24,584 --> 01:21:26,520 Am I getting it? 1527 01:21:28,221 --> 01:21:30,156 I can to stop you, Jobu... (ECHOES) 1528 01:21:30,190 --> 01:21:33,460 ..now that I am reaching my full potential. 1529 01:21:33,493 --> 01:21:35,995 Oh, you still can't see what's happening. 1530 01:21:36,290 --> 01:21:38,980 No, I see clearly. 1531 01:21:38,131 --> 01:21:41,634 More clearly than ever before. 1532 01:21:41,668 --> 01:21:44,104 (ENERGY HUMMING AND BUZZING) 1533 01:21:44,137 --> 01:21:46,139 (SHATTERING) 1534 01:21:50,243 --> 01:21:52,412 - (RETCHES) - (WAYMOND GASPS) 1535 01:21:56,816 --> 01:21:59,119 Oh, my God! Evelyn. 1536 01:22:00,420 --> 01:22:01,688 Oh, my God! 1537 01:22:03,590 --> 01:22:06,393 - JOBU: Damn it. So close. - (DEVICE BEEPING) 1538 01:22:06,426 --> 01:22:09,629 - WAYMOND: Evelyn? Evelyn? - (FLATLINE TONE) 1539 01:22:09,662 --> 01:22:11,364 Please help her. 1540 01:22:12,165 --> 01:22:14,534 JOBU: I'll see you again soon. 1541 01:22:15,568 --> 01:22:18,772 (SINGING) * Somewhere out there 1542 01:22:19,773 --> 01:22:22,442 * In all that noise... 1543 01:22:22,475 --> 01:22:24,577 Don't leave! Help her, please! 1544 01:22:24,611 --> 01:22:26,579 Help! Help! 1545 01:22:27,847 --> 01:22:30,684 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1546 01:22:47,967 --> 01:22:50,603 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1547 01:22:51,905 --> 01:22:53,807 (GASPS) 1548 01:23:01,470 --> 01:23:03,160 (GASPING) Where is she? 1549 01:23:03,490 --> 01:23:04,651 Where's our daughter? 1550 01:23:08,210 --> 01:23:09,456 Daughter? 1551 01:23:10,223 --> 01:23:13,226 (APPLAUSE CONTINUES) 1552 01:23:14,461 --> 01:23:16,620 (GRUNTS) 1553 01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:17,197 - (CAR HORN BLARING) - (GRUNTS) 1554 01:23:17,230 --> 01:23:19,466 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 1555 01:23:22,168 --> 01:23:23,837 (RACCOON SINGING) * We're family 1556 01:23:23,870 --> 01:23:25,205 CHAD: * We're a family 1557 01:23:25,238 --> 01:23:27,474 - RACCOON: * Culinarily - CHAD: * Culinarily 1558 01:23:27,507 --> 01:23:31,544 BOTH: * Now we're cooking... 1559 01:23:32,312 --> 01:23:34,247 - Oh, Raccaccoonie. - * When nobody's lookin'... 1560 01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:36,820 CHAD: I don't know what I'd do without you. 1561 01:23:36,116 --> 01:23:37,751 Raccaccoonie? 1562 01:23:37,784 --> 01:23:39,786 CHAD: Yeah, we make a pretty good team. 1563 01:23:39,819 --> 01:23:41,321 RACCOON: * Culinarily... 1564 01:23:41,354 --> 01:23:42,889 - (OBJECTS CLATTERING) - (RACCOON GASPS) 1565 01:23:42,922 --> 01:23:44,257 - Oh, no! - CHAD: Uh... 1566 01:23:44,290 --> 01:23:46,526 You...you can't tell anyone. 1567 01:23:46,559 --> 01:23:49,562 She's seen too much. You know what that means. 1568 01:23:49,596 --> 01:23:51,865 - Get her! Get her! - No, no, I'm begging you. 1569 01:23:51,898 --> 01:23:53,299 - No, no! - Get her! Get her! 1570 01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:54,434 - No, I... No. No! - CHAD: Please. 1571 01:23:54,467 --> 01:23:56,200 - Get her! - Just go! Just go! 1572 01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:57,670 (CHEF EVELYN SCREAMS) 1573 01:23:57,704 --> 01:23:59,572 (DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING) 1574 01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:02,308 (GASPS) 1575 01:24:03,710 --> 01:24:05,178 What do you want? 1576 01:24:05,211 --> 01:24:07,113 HOT DOG DEIRDRE: I want you. 1577 01:24:07,147 --> 01:24:09,182 No! 1578 01:24:09,215 --> 01:24:11,418 Stop that! 1579 01:24:11,451 --> 01:24:14,870 - (MAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY) - Oh! 1580 01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:15,722 - Oh! - Stay back! 1581 01:24:15,755 --> 01:24:16,990 This is wrong! 1582 01:24:17,230 --> 01:24:19,259 - This is wrong! - What? It's not wrong! 1583 01:24:19,292 --> 01:24:21,127 (HOT DOG EVELYN GRUNTS) 1584 01:24:21,161 --> 01:24:22,562 (FOOTSTEPS RUNNING) 1585 01:24:22,595 --> 01:24:24,831 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 1586 01:24:24,864 --> 01:24:26,399 (DOOR SLAMS) 1587 01:24:30,236 --> 01:24:31,938 (SOBBING) 1588 01:24:35,241 --> 01:24:36,976 MOVIE STAR EVELYN: I...I'm late. 1589 01:24:37,100 --> 01:24:39,379 (WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1590 01:24:40,847 --> 01:24:45,285 I can think of whatever nonsense I want and somewhere... 1591 01:24:47,821 --> 01:24:50,190 - (WAYMOND SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) - (GROANS) 1592 01:24:50,223 --> 01:24:52,125 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1593 01:24:52,158 --> 01:24:53,326 (EVELYNS SCREAMING) 1594 01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:56,363 - (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) - (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1595 01:24:57,864 --> 01:24:59,299 (WAYMOND SPEAKING) 1596 01:25:01,201 --> 01:25:03,360 (PANTING) 1597 01:25:03,690 --> 01:25:04,771 I did it. 1598 01:25:04,804 --> 01:25:06,473 WAYMOND: Huh? 1599 01:25:12,479 --> 01:25:14,180 Don't forget these cookies. 1600 01:25:14,214 --> 01:25:15,982 Miss Deirdre really likes them. 1601 01:25:19,185 --> 01:25:21,988 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 1602 01:25:22,220 --> 01:25:23,723 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) 1603 01:25:23,757 --> 01:25:25,492 (SHATTERING) 1604 01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:30,397 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1605 01:25:33,867 --> 01:25:35,402 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 1606 01:25:35,435 --> 01:25:37,537 - (MUSIC STOPS) - (DOORBELL BUZZES) 1607 01:25:39,372 --> 01:25:41,341 (MEN VOCALISING) 1608 01:25:41,374 --> 01:25:43,430 (MEN SCATTING) 1609 01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:44,544 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1610 01:25:46,946 --> 01:25:48,481 Come on. 1611 01:25:49,416 --> 01:25:50,984 (PEOPLE GIGGLING) 1612 01:25:51,170 --> 01:25:53,190 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1613 01:25:55,388 --> 01:25:58,580 Hi, Mrs Wang. 1614 01:25:58,910 --> 01:25:59,693 Hey, Mom. So, about this morning... 1615 01:25:59,726 --> 01:26:01,461 - Enough with your tricks. - What? 1616 01:26:01,494 --> 01:26:02,762 - I know you're in there. - Whoa. 1617 01:26:02,796 --> 01:26:04,297 - Get out of my daughter. - (CHUCKLES) OK! 1618 01:26:04,330 --> 01:26:05,932 Mom, are you already drunk? 1619 01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:12,720 - Hey, Becky. - Mmm-hmm? 1620 01:26:13,239 --> 01:26:15,975 Can you go help my dad with the party? 1621 01:26:17,844 --> 01:26:19,346 Now? 1622 01:26:19,379 --> 01:26:21,448 - Yeah. - EVELYN: Go, Becky. 1623 01:26:21,481 --> 01:26:23,249 (BREATHING SHAKILY) Go. Go. 1624 01:26:23,283 --> 01:26:24,851 (BECKY MOUTHING) 1625 01:26:25,819 --> 01:26:27,487 Thanks, babe. 1626 01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:33,593 You see it all, don't you? 1627 01:26:38,264 --> 01:26:41,234 You can see 1628 01:26:41,267 --> 01:26:43,103 how everything... 1629 01:26:44,237 --> 01:26:46,473 ..is just a random rearrangement 1630 01:26:46,506 --> 01:26:50,877 of particles in a vibrating superposition. 1631 01:26:51,911 --> 01:26:53,513 (BLADE CLANGS) 1632 01:26:54,280 --> 01:26:56,349 (PRISON DOOR CLOSING) 1633 01:26:56,383 --> 01:26:58,785 I have no idea what you are talking about. 1634 01:26:58,818 --> 01:27:00,987 But I can do this. 1635 01:27:02,422 --> 01:27:03,890 EVELYN: Huh? 1636 01:27:03,923 --> 01:27:06,292 JOBU: But you see... 1637 01:27:06,326 --> 01:27:08,495 ..how everything we do... 1638 01:27:08,528 --> 01:27:10,330 (EVELYN SCREAMING) Huh? 1639 01:27:10,363 --> 01:27:12,332 (BIRDSONG) 1640 01:27:12,365 --> 01:27:14,634 ..gets washed away in a sea 1641 01:27:14,667 --> 01:27:17,300 of every other possibility? 1642 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:19,572 (SPITTING) 1643 01:27:19,606 --> 01:27:21,410 (COUGHS) 1644 01:27:21,740 --> 01:27:22,676 JOBU: You're everywhere. 1645 01:27:24,944 --> 01:27:26,513 You're like me. 1646 01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:28,615 That's right. 1647 01:27:28,648 --> 01:27:31,284 I'm the one you're looking for. 1648 01:27:31,317 --> 01:27:33,820 I'm the one who's going to defeat you. 1649 01:27:33,853 --> 01:27:35,722 (JOBU LAUGHS) OK. 1650 01:27:37,724 --> 01:27:39,459 Hit me. 1651 01:27:41,261 --> 01:27:42,862 Punch my face. 1652 01:27:43,830 --> 01:27:45,465 (YELLS) 1653 01:27:46,433 --> 01:27:48,735 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1654 01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:51,471 (BOTH GROANING) 1655 01:27:51,504 --> 01:27:53,730 Oh... (CRYING) 1656 01:27:53,106 --> 01:27:55,141 Oh! Ow! Ow! 1657 01:27:55,175 --> 01:27:57,911 - Oh, stop! - Wow. 1658 01:28:00,460 --> 01:28:02,115 Hi, Dad. 1659 01:28:04,484 --> 01:28:07,620 We're...we're just practising karaoke for tonight. 1660 01:28:07,654 --> 01:28:09,689 (JOBU SINGS) * La-la-la! 1661 01:28:11,570 --> 01:28:12,726 I will take care of it! 1662 01:28:12,759 --> 01:28:14,828 - She'll take care of it, Dad. - Go. 1663 01:28:14,861 --> 01:28:16,620 - Honey, you OK? - JOBU: It's OK. 1664 01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:18,365 - EVELYN: Go! - Yeah, I just fell on the couch. 1665 01:28:18,398 --> 01:28:19,866 EVELYN: Go! 1666 01:28:19,899 --> 01:28:21,468 OK. 1667 01:28:22,969 --> 01:28:24,537 EVELYN: Oh. 1668 01:28:24,571 --> 01:28:26,172 - Ow... - He's so sweet. 1669 01:28:27,974 --> 01:28:29,976 (SIGHS) OK. 1670 01:28:30,100 --> 01:28:31,678 Hey, hey, buddy! 1671 01:28:31,711 --> 01:28:35,982 If you don't want to fight me, then... 1672 01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:37,684 - Why? - Why what? 1673 01:28:37,717 --> 01:28:39,552 What...what's all this for? 1674 01:28:39,586 --> 01:28:41,521 (SMACKING LIPS) 1675 01:28:41,554 --> 01:28:44,900 Why was I looking for you? 1676 01:28:44,124 --> 01:28:45,692 Yeah. 1677 01:28:47,527 --> 01:28:49,162 (EVELYN SIGHS) 1678 01:28:49,195 --> 01:28:50,897 Sit down. 1679 01:28:51,664 --> 01:28:53,433 Sit down, grab a snack, 1680 01:28:53,466 --> 01:28:55,301 make yourself comfortable, huh? 1681 01:28:55,335 --> 01:28:57,804 - Oh, hey, you OK? - OK. 1682 01:28:59,239 --> 01:29:02,242 - Mmm. We can speed this up. - (SIGHS) 1683 01:29:02,275 --> 01:29:05,578 Sit on the crack. (GRUNTS) 1684 01:29:05,612 --> 01:29:07,881 Sit on the crack of the couch, OK? 1685 01:29:07,914 --> 01:29:09,115 Get comfortable. 1686 01:29:09,149 --> 01:29:10,250 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING, BUZZING) 1687 01:29:10,283 --> 01:29:12,252 (EVELYN GASPS, SCREAMS) 1688 01:29:13,987 --> 01:29:16,790 (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1689 01:29:18,291 --> 01:29:20,360 (ECHOING WHISPERING VOICES) 1690 01:29:20,393 --> 01:29:22,620 (BAGEL DEIRDRE WHISPERS) Bagel. 1691 01:29:22,950 --> 01:29:25,365 (GASPS AND GRUNTS) 1692 01:29:25,398 --> 01:29:27,834 Please, I don't care about the bagel. 1693 01:29:27,867 --> 01:29:29,736 I don't care about the Alphaverse. 1694 01:29:29,769 --> 01:29:31,571 I only care about my Joy. 1695 01:29:31,604 --> 01:29:32,839 Give me back my daughter 1696 01:29:32,872 --> 01:29:34,507 and I'll leave you alone forever. 1697 01:29:34,541 --> 01:29:37,100 JOBU: Sorry! No can do. 1698 01:29:37,430 --> 01:29:38,144 Why not? 1699 01:29:38,178 --> 01:29:40,847 JOBU: I am your daughter. Your daughter is me. 1700 01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:45,618 Every version of Joy is Jobu Tupaki. 1701 01:29:45,652 --> 01:29:48,221 - You can't separate us. - No. 1702 01:29:48,254 --> 01:29:52,892 I have felt everything your daughter has felt. 1703 01:29:56,629 --> 01:30:00,233 And I know the joy... 1704 01:30:01,634 --> 01:30:04,637 ..and the pain of having you as my mother. 1705 01:30:06,406 --> 01:30:08,942 EVELYN: Then you know I would do... 1706 01:30:08,975 --> 01:30:13,113 Only do the right thing for her, for you. 1707 01:30:14,114 --> 01:30:18,151 'Right' is a tiny box invented by people who are afraid 1708 01:30:18,184 --> 01:30:22,155 and I know what it feels like to be trapped inside that box. 1709 01:30:25,125 --> 01:30:26,693 Mom... 1710 01:30:26,726 --> 01:30:28,628 EVELYN: No, it's not like that. 1711 01:30:28,661 --> 01:30:30,263 It's Gong Gong. 1712 01:30:30,296 --> 01:30:31,598 He's a different generation. 1713 01:30:31,631 --> 01:30:34,670 You don't have to hide behind him anymore. 1714 01:30:34,100 --> 01:30:35,802 You should feel relieved. 1715 01:30:35,835 --> 01:30:39,205 The bagel will show you the true nature of things. 1716 01:30:39,239 --> 01:30:42,542 You'll be free from that box, just like me. 1717 01:30:42,575 --> 01:30:44,878 EVELYN: No, no, I'm not like you. 1718 01:30:44,911 --> 01:30:48,248 You're young and your mind is always changing. 1719 01:30:48,281 --> 01:30:50,450 I still know who I am. 1720 01:30:50,483 --> 01:30:52,686 You have no idea what you've done. 1721 01:30:52,719 --> 01:30:55,321 You're stuck like this forever. 1722 01:30:56,890 --> 01:30:59,726 No, I'm going back with my Joy, 1723 01:30:59,759 --> 01:31:03,290 to my family, to live my life. 1724 01:31:03,630 --> 01:31:04,464 A happy life. 1725 01:31:04,497 --> 01:31:06,466 (SCOFFS) OK. 1726 01:31:06,499 --> 01:31:08,468 (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) 1727 01:31:08,501 --> 01:31:10,670 Good luck with that. 1728 01:31:11,705 --> 01:31:14,607 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) 1729 01:31:18,345 --> 01:31:20,980 (DISTORTED EERIE MUSIC BUILDS) 1730 01:31:23,650 --> 01:31:25,180 WAYMOND: Thank you so much for coming. 1731 01:31:25,510 --> 01:31:27,870 (WAYMOND SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1732 01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:29,890 (MUTED SPEECH) 1733 01:31:30,230 --> 01:31:32,258 WOMAN: Thank you. Thank your father. 1734 01:31:36,629 --> 01:31:39,866 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 1735 01:31:45,705 --> 01:31:47,807 JOBU: All this time... 1736 01:31:49,275 --> 01:31:52,779 ..I wasn't looking for you so I could kill you. 1737 01:31:55,215 --> 01:31:59,652 I was just looking for someone who could see what I see. 1738 01:32:01,688 --> 01:32:05,125 Feel what I feel. 1739 01:32:09,429 --> 01:32:12,320 (WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1740 01:32:20,907 --> 01:32:23,109 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1741 01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,482 JOBU: And that someone... 1742 01:32:29,516 --> 01:32:31,685 (FREQUENCY WARBLES, STATIC) 1743 01:32:33,720 --> 01:32:35,455 ..is you. 1744 01:32:35,488 --> 01:32:37,223 (DEVICE POWERING UP, BEEPS) 1745 01:32:37,257 --> 01:32:39,125 WAYMOND: Evelyn! 1746 01:32:39,159 --> 01:32:41,995 - You're alive! - ALPHA GONG GONG: Impossible. 1747 01:32:46,660 --> 01:32:47,801 - Hello? - (DEIRDRE ON PHONE) Mrs Wang? 1748 01:32:47,834 --> 01:32:49,235 Where...where are you? 1749 01:32:49,269 --> 01:32:53,730 I mean, to not even show up for your appointment?! 1750 01:32:53,106 --> 01:32:54,341 Shut up. 1751 01:32:54,374 --> 01:32:55,575 What did you just say? 1752 01:32:55,608 --> 01:32:57,477 EVELYN: I said shut up. 1753 01:32:57,510 --> 01:32:58,978 You don't matter. 1754 01:32:59,120 --> 01:33:01,470 Whatever I did, I'm sorry. 1755 01:33:01,810 --> 01:33:02,349 Nothing matters. 1756 01:33:02,382 --> 01:33:04,217 DEIRDRE: Mrs Wang! 1757 01:33:04,250 --> 01:33:07,354 (DISTORTED) You are gonna be in serious trouble! 1758 01:33:07,387 --> 01:33:09,255 Do you understand? 1759 01:33:09,289 --> 01:33:11,691 - For you to disrespect... - (PHONE BEEPS) 1760 01:33:11,725 --> 01:33:13,927 (MOVIE STAR EVELYN SPEAKING) 1761 01:33:32,879 --> 01:33:35,582 - (LAUGHING) - (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) 1762 01:33:35,615 --> 01:33:37,684 (CHEERING IN MANDARIN) 1763 01:33:37,717 --> 01:33:41,221 Happy New Year! 1764 01:33:41,254 --> 01:33:43,560 Another year, hmm? 1765 01:33:43,890 --> 01:33:44,991 Pretending we know what we're doing, 1766 01:33:45,250 --> 01:33:49,229 but, really, we're just going around in circles. 1767 01:33:50,497 --> 01:33:52,899 Doing laundry and taxes, 1768 01:33:52,932 --> 01:33:54,968 and laundry and taxes. 1769 01:33:56,469 --> 01:33:58,772 (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) 1770 01:34:01,307 --> 01:34:02,909 (MAN COUGHS) 1771 01:34:02,942 --> 01:34:04,477 - No more running. - DEIRDRE: Excuse me. 1772 01:34:04,511 --> 01:34:06,846 Where are the owners? Oh. 1773 01:34:07,614 --> 01:34:09,716 There you are. Mr and Mrs Wang. 1774 01:34:10,483 --> 01:34:15,121 You have left me no option but to authorise the seizure 1775 01:34:15,155 --> 01:34:17,691 of your personal and your business assets. 1776 01:34:17,724 --> 01:34:19,492 - You have to vacate... - Wait, Evelyn! 1777 01:34:26,299 --> 01:34:28,468 WOMAN: It's just so good, you know? 1778 01:34:28,501 --> 01:34:30,336 - What are you doing? No! No! - (DINERS GASPING) 1779 01:34:30,370 --> 01:34:33,600 RACCOON: My God, Chad, I told you she couldn't be trusted! 1780 01:34:33,390 --> 01:34:35,108 Evelyn, please! Calm down. 1781 01:34:35,975 --> 01:34:38,278 DEIRDRE: ..within 48 hours or... 1782 01:34:38,311 --> 01:34:39,412 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1783 01:34:39,446 --> 01:34:41,247 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 1784 01:34:41,281 --> 01:34:43,950 (DISTORTED GRUNTING) 1785 01:34:46,519 --> 01:34:48,188 EVELYN: Everything... 1786 01:34:48,221 --> 01:34:49,622 (CACKLING) 1787 01:34:49,656 --> 01:34:51,424 (FLAPPING LIPS, LAUGHING) 1788 01:34:51,458 --> 01:34:52,726 Ugh! 1789 01:34:52,759 --> 01:34:54,461 (WIND WHISTLING) 1790 01:34:58,565 --> 01:35:00,333 WAYMOND: What are you doing? 1791 01:35:06,339 --> 01:35:08,808 JOBU: Not a single moment will go by 1792 01:35:08,842 --> 01:35:10,677 without every other universe 1793 01:35:10,710 --> 01:35:13,460 screaming for your attention. 1794 01:35:15,448 --> 01:35:17,584 Never fully there. 1795 01:35:17,617 --> 01:35:20,186 Just a lifetime of... 1796 01:35:20,220 --> 01:35:21,621 RACCOON: No, no! 1797 01:35:21,654 --> 01:35:22,822 ..fractured moments. 1798 01:35:22,856 --> 01:35:24,724 CHAD: Raccaccoonie! 1799 01:35:24,758 --> 01:35:27,427 JOBU: ..contradictions and confusion... 1800 01:35:27,460 --> 01:35:29,562 - CHAD: Get off me! - Chad, don't forget about me. 1801 01:35:29,596 --> 01:35:31,310 Here are the papers. 1802 01:35:31,640 --> 01:35:35,268 - Oh! Oh, officer? - OFFICER: OK, OK. 1803 01:35:36,669 --> 01:35:38,710 (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) 1804 01:35:42,542 --> 01:35:44,377 ..with only a few specks of time 1805 01:35:44,411 --> 01:35:47,647 where anything actually makes any sense. 1806 01:35:47,681 --> 01:35:49,916 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1807 01:35:49,949 --> 01:35:53,219 I've always hated this place. 1808 01:35:53,253 --> 01:35:55,722 (GONG GONG AND WAYMOND SHOUTING) 1809 01:35:55,755 --> 01:35:58,580 (STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING) 1810 01:35:58,910 --> 01:35:59,659 (DEIRDRE SCREAMING) 1811 01:35:59,693 --> 01:36:01,227 - (SCREAMS) - CHAD: Raccaccoonie! 1812 01:36:01,261 --> 01:36:02,796 Chad! 1813 01:36:02,829 --> 01:36:05,498 (STIRRING MUSIC CONTINUES) 1814 01:36:05,532 --> 01:36:08,401 Get off me! Get off! 1815 01:36:10,570 --> 01:36:13,940 (MUSIC DARKENS) 1816 01:36:20,130 --> 01:36:22,449 Evelyn, why?! 1817 01:36:23,583 --> 01:36:25,485 (SCREAMING) 1818 01:36:25,518 --> 01:36:28,880 (EVELYNS SCREAMING) 1819 01:36:32,492 --> 01:36:33,526 (BIRDSONG) 1820 01:36:34,794 --> 01:36:37,300 (DISTORTED MUSIC PLAYING) 1821 01:36:39,866 --> 01:36:42,769 (INAUDIBLE) 1822 01:36:42,802 --> 01:36:45,271 (JUMBLED CACOPHONOUS MUSIC) 1823 01:36:56,649 --> 01:36:59,252 (SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING) 1824 01:37:01,287 --> 01:37:02,689 (BODY THUDS) 1825 01:37:07,560 --> 01:37:10,130 (WIND WHOOSHES) 1826 01:37:25,945 --> 01:37:28,348 (SILENCE) 1827 01:37:57,777 --> 01:37:59,612 (WIND WHISTLING) 1828 01:38:56,970 --> 01:39:00,807 (WIND BLUSTERING) 1829 01:39:06,713 --> 01:39:09,482 (SLOW, DISTANT PIANO NOTES) 1830 01:39:25,980 --> 01:39:28,334 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 1831 01:39:30,170 --> 01:39:33,106 Do you know why I actually built the bagel? 1832 01:39:34,140 --> 01:39:37,377 It wasn't to destroy everything. 1833 01:39:38,278 --> 01:39:40,747 It was to destroy myself. 1834 01:39:41,748 --> 01:39:45,819 I wanted to see if I went in, could I finally escape? 1835 01:39:47,987 --> 01:39:50,357 Like, actually die. 1836 01:39:52,826 --> 01:39:54,861 At least this way... 1837 01:39:56,290 --> 01:39:57,864 ..I don't have to do it alone. 1838 01:40:01,134 --> 01:40:04,170 (STATIC, DISTORTED VOICE) 1839 01:40:04,204 --> 01:40:05,872 DEIRDRE: You're not listening. 1840 01:40:05,905 --> 01:40:07,774 This is out of my league... 1841 01:40:07,807 --> 01:40:10,430 Judge Brenner signed... 1842 01:40:10,760 --> 01:40:13,313 (WAYMOND SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1843 01:40:13,346 --> 01:40:16,750 Well, excuse me! Excuse me, Mr Wang. 1844 01:40:16,783 --> 01:40:18,685 Every person I know is going through a hard time. 1845 01:40:18,718 --> 01:40:21,621 - It's a hard time... - JOBU: Evelyn! 1846 01:40:24,824 --> 01:40:26,626 Come back. 1847 01:40:28,294 --> 01:40:31,231 (DEIRDRE CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 1848 01:40:31,264 --> 01:40:33,800 EVELYN: My silly husband. 1849 01:40:33,833 --> 01:40:36,936 Probably making things worse. 1850 01:40:36,970 --> 01:40:38,738 JOBU: Ignore it. 1851 01:40:39,739 --> 01:40:41,374 (SIGHS) 1852 01:40:44,100 --> 01:40:46,246 OK, you can let her go. 1853 01:40:47,514 --> 01:40:52,318 You, let her go. It's OK. Yes! 1854 01:40:54,870 --> 01:40:55,722 Thank you. 1855 01:40:55,755 --> 01:40:58,491 (KEYS JANGLE) 1856 01:41:11,710 --> 01:41:13,807 How? That's impossible. 1857 01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:16,343 JOBU: It's just a statistical inevitability. 1858 01:41:16,376 --> 01:41:18,445 It's nothing special. 1859 01:41:27,530 --> 01:41:28,722 (TEARFULLY) I don't know. 1860 01:41:28,755 --> 01:41:30,790 I just talked to her. 1861 01:41:31,758 --> 01:41:33,460 (SNIFFLES) 1862 01:41:35,729 --> 01:41:38,665 (WAYMOND SINGING SOFTLY IN MANDARIN) 1863 01:41:45,739 --> 01:41:48,775 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 1864 01:41:49,642 --> 01:41:52,120 (CEO WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1865 01:41:52,450 --> 01:41:53,546 (LIGHTER CLICKS) 1866 01:42:11,664 --> 01:42:12,932 WAYMOND: Please! 1867 01:42:14,340 --> 01:42:16,269 (WAYMOND WHIMPERS) 1868 01:42:17,170 --> 01:42:18,405 Please! 1869 01:42:18,438 --> 01:42:21,374 Can we... can we just stop fighting? 1870 01:42:21,408 --> 01:42:24,377 (CEO WAYMOND CONTINUES IN MANDARIN) 1871 01:42:36,122 --> 01:42:37,457 I know you are all fighting 1872 01:42:37,490 --> 01:42:40,827 because you're scared and confused. 1873 01:42:42,762 --> 01:42:44,764 I'm confused too. 1874 01:42:48,201 --> 01:42:49,769 All day... 1875 01:42:51,304 --> 01:42:53,873 ..I don't know what the heck is going on. 1876 01:42:54,941 --> 01:42:57,477 But somehow... 1877 01:42:58,411 --> 01:43:00,814 ..this feels like it's all my fault. 1878 01:43:00,847 --> 01:43:04,451 (CEO WAYMOND CONTINUES IN MANDARIN) 1879 01:43:16,563 --> 01:43:19,990 (WEEPING) I don't know. 1880 01:43:21,134 --> 01:43:23,360 The only thing I do know... 1881 01:43:24,300 --> 01:43:26,106 ..is that we have to be kind. 1882 01:43:31,711 --> 01:43:33,313 Please. 1883 01:43:33,346 --> 01:43:34,981 Be kind... 1884 01:43:35,749 --> 01:43:38,785 ..especially when we don't know what's going on. 1885 01:43:39,586 --> 01:43:42,889 (CEO WAYMOND CONTINUES IN MANDARIN) 1886 01:43:58,380 --> 01:43:59,606 JOBU: Hey, Evelyn! 1887 01:44:01,107 --> 01:44:02,742 Bagel. 1888 01:44:05,245 --> 01:44:08,140 ALPHA GONG GONG: Evelyn... (CHUCKLES) 1889 01:44:09,616 --> 01:44:12,886 You can still turn around and avoid all this. 1890 01:44:12,919 --> 01:44:14,454 WAYMOND: Please... 1891 01:44:15,221 --> 01:44:16,756 ..be kind. 1892 01:44:19,526 --> 01:44:22,328 It's too late, Waymond. 1893 01:44:22,362 --> 01:44:24,898 (TREMBLING) 1894 01:44:24,931 --> 01:44:26,800 Don't say that. 1895 01:44:42,282 --> 01:44:44,517 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1896 01:44:44,551 --> 01:44:46,252 (LAUGHTER ON TV) 1897 01:44:46,286 --> 01:44:48,621 (LAUGHING) Did you see that? 1898 01:44:48,655 --> 01:44:50,824 (EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY) 1899 01:44:50,857 --> 01:44:52,359 Ooh! Ooh-ooh! Ooh! 1900 01:44:52,392 --> 01:44:53,993 - Huh! Found it! - JOY: Check this! 1901 01:44:54,270 --> 01:44:56,529 - What song is this? - (RINGING RHYTHMICALLY) 1902 01:44:56,563 --> 01:44:59,566 (RINGING ECHOES) 1903 01:44:59,599 --> 01:45:01,901 WAYMOND: Thanks. Thank you for coming. 1904 01:45:01,935 --> 01:45:03,236 (MUTED CHATTER) 1905 01:45:03,269 --> 01:45:04,804 That's very funny. 1906 01:45:05,638 --> 01:45:07,440 - WAYMOND: Yeah, that's it? - YOUNG JOY: Yeah! 1907 01:45:09,309 --> 01:45:11,544 (CEO WAYMOND SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1908 01:45:26,359 --> 01:45:27,894 (CHUCKLES) 1909 01:45:34,167 --> 01:45:37,203 (MUSIC BUILDS) 1910 01:45:44,440 --> 01:45:46,479 (SINGING SOFTLY) 1911 01:45:58,992 --> 01:46:01,494 - (SNIFFLING) - (DUSTPAN CLATTERS) 1912 01:46:06,800 --> 01:46:08,368 WAYMOND: I'm sorry too. 1913 01:46:08,401 --> 01:46:09,869 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1914 01:46:10,870 --> 01:46:12,205 (INAUDIBLE) 1915 01:46:13,173 --> 01:46:15,208 (LAUGHING) 1916 01:46:26,986 --> 01:46:29,220 (INHALES) 1917 01:46:39,999 --> 01:46:41,901 JOBU: Oh! 1918 01:46:43,303 --> 01:46:46,139 (VOICE ECHOES) So cute! 1919 01:46:46,172 --> 01:46:48,241 Come on, Evelyn. 1920 01:46:49,209 --> 01:46:50,744 Come on. 1921 01:46:54,481 --> 01:46:56,160 Oh. 1922 01:46:56,490 --> 01:46:57,984 I get it. 1923 01:47:01,154 --> 01:47:03,123 Feeling a good thing. 1924 01:47:04,357 --> 01:47:06,126 You got your hopes up. 1925 01:47:07,270 --> 01:47:09,562 So I'm here to save you some time. 1926 01:47:12,365 --> 01:47:14,340 Eventually... 1927 01:47:17,237 --> 01:47:18,805 ..that all just goes away. 1928 01:47:18,838 --> 01:47:20,974 (VOICE ECHOES) ..just goes away. 1929 01:47:21,700 --> 01:47:22,208 Come on. 1930 01:47:34,287 --> 01:47:37,323 (DARK MUSIC RISES) 1931 01:47:40,560 --> 01:47:42,762 (DRAMATIC SOMBRE MUSIC) 1932 01:47:45,932 --> 01:47:49,350 (SCREAMING) 1933 01:47:53,540 --> 01:47:56,443 JOBU: I don't care if you come with me. 1934 01:47:56,476 --> 01:47:58,244 Enjoy your life. 1935 01:48:15,628 --> 01:48:17,764 (GRUNTS) Ugh! 1936 01:48:17,797 --> 01:48:20,133 Evelyn! Evelyn, please! 1937 01:48:20,166 --> 01:48:21,901 No more! 1938 01:48:23,937 --> 01:48:25,905 I don't want to hurt you. 1939 01:48:28,141 --> 01:48:29,743 (EVELYN GRUNTING) 1940 01:48:32,645 --> 01:48:34,447 Joy, come back with me. 1941 01:48:34,481 --> 01:48:37,170 Joy! Joy! 1942 01:48:37,500 --> 01:48:39,520 (GRUNTS) 1943 01:48:42,550 --> 01:48:44,657 (YELLING) 1944 01:48:46,926 --> 01:48:50,730 What did my silly husband say to you? 1945 01:48:52,132 --> 01:48:54,734 He told me about your situation. 1946 01:48:56,202 --> 01:48:59,506 I remembered when my husband served me papers. 1947 01:48:59,539 --> 01:49:03,376 I drove his Kia Forte through my neighbour's kitchen. 1948 01:49:03,410 --> 01:49:05,145 Huh! 1949 01:49:05,178 --> 01:49:06,980 But you know what I say? 1950 01:49:07,130 --> 01:49:11,451 It's called, "Unlovable *****es like us... 1951 01:49:12,519 --> 01:49:15,210 "..make the world go 'round." 1952 01:49:19,592 --> 01:49:21,828 (PLAYING PIANO) 1953 01:49:22,796 --> 01:49:24,764 EVELYN: Don't stop playing. 1954 01:49:24,798 --> 01:49:27,100 Play something for me. 1955 01:49:32,706 --> 01:49:35,442 (PLAYING 'CLAIR DE LUNE') 1956 01:49:42,182 --> 01:49:44,840 That's not true. 1957 01:49:44,851 --> 01:49:46,519 (DEIRDRE SIGHS) 1958 01:49:47,287 --> 01:49:50,390 - You're not unlovable. - You're not unlovable! 1959 01:49:50,423 --> 01:49:52,492 What are you talking about? 1960 01:49:52,525 --> 01:49:54,928 There is always something to love. 1961 01:49:55,995 --> 01:49:58,798 Even in a stupid, stupid universe 1962 01:49:58,832 --> 01:50:02,350 where we have hot dogs for fingers, 1963 01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:04,404 we'd get very good with our feet. 1964 01:50:04,437 --> 01:50:07,474 ('CLAIR DE LUNE' CONTINUES) 1965 01:50:12,445 --> 01:50:14,781 (GRUNTING) 1966 01:50:14,814 --> 01:50:17,183 (BOTH CHOKING AND GRUNTING) 1967 01:50:22,288 --> 01:50:23,823 - (DEIRDRE GASPS) - Oh! 1968 01:50:23,857 --> 01:50:26,126 - (DEIRDRE EXCLAIMS) - (GRUNTS) 1969 01:50:27,427 --> 01:50:29,629 - EVELYN: See? - OK. 1970 01:50:29,662 --> 01:50:32,399 (CRIES) I feel nothing. 1971 01:50:32,432 --> 01:50:35,835 I...I feel... 1972 01:50:35,869 --> 01:50:37,737 I feel... (SOBBING) 1973 01:50:37,771 --> 01:50:40,206 (CONTINUES PLAYING 'CLAIR DE LUNE') 1974 01:50:46,646 --> 01:50:48,815 (GUNS COCKING) 1975 01:50:49,683 --> 01:50:52,185 Don't let her stop Jobu! 1976 01:50:52,218 --> 01:50:53,586 Open fire! 1977 01:50:53,620 --> 01:50:55,855 (INAUDIBLE) 1978 01:51:05,650 --> 01:51:06,633 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) 1979 01:51:06,666 --> 01:51:08,902 (GRINDING) 1980 01:51:12,839 --> 01:51:14,341 (STATIC BUZZES) 1981 01:51:35,762 --> 01:51:38,365 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 1982 01:51:38,398 --> 01:51:40,433 (DISTORTED STATIC) 1983 01:51:48,508 --> 01:51:49,609 So stupid! 1984 01:51:49,642 --> 01:51:52,379 (GENTLE MUSIC RISES) 1985 01:51:53,446 --> 01:51:55,115 (CRACKING) 1986 01:52:06,626 --> 01:52:07,994 WAYMOND: Evelyn? 1987 01:52:09,596 --> 01:52:10,964 What are you doing? 1988 01:52:10,997 --> 01:52:15,268 I'm learning to fight like you. 1989 01:52:16,836 --> 01:52:20,173 (GENTLE DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING) 1990 01:52:21,574 --> 01:52:24,644 (INAUDIBLE) 1991 01:52:30,750 --> 01:52:32,318 (SWORD WHOOSHING) 1992 01:52:42,280 --> 01:52:45,165 ('WEDDING MARCH' PLAYING) 1993 01:52:48,268 --> 01:52:50,170 (MAN YELLING) 1994 01:52:56,810 --> 01:52:58,645 RICK: You know, Evelyn, my wife 1995 01:52:58,678 --> 01:53:00,547 used to wear that exact same perfume, 1996 01:53:00,580 --> 01:53:02,182 God rest her soul. 1997 01:53:05,352 --> 01:53:06,386 (GRUNTS) 1998 01:53:07,354 --> 01:53:09,155 DR EVELYN: These are direct indications 1999 01:53:09,189 --> 01:53:11,591 that there's some impingement of the nervous system. 2000 01:53:11,624 --> 01:53:12,859 (GRUNTS) 2001 01:53:12,892 --> 01:53:14,160 DR EVELYN: With a little bit of help, 2002 01:53:14,194 --> 01:53:16,763 we could be seeing things nice and straight. 2003 01:53:16,796 --> 01:53:20,333 (YELLING AND GASPING) 2004 01:53:20,367 --> 01:53:22,100 DR EVELYN: You might feel a little sore, 2005 01:53:22,350 --> 01:53:23,970 but everything is looking pretty good. 2006 01:53:24,300 --> 01:53:26,239 Thank you. 2007 01:53:30,610 --> 01:53:32,379 Clean up in there, alright? 2008 01:53:39,352 --> 01:53:41,721 (MUFFLED YELLING) 2009 01:53:41,755 --> 01:53:43,890 Hah! 2010 01:53:43,123 --> 01:53:46,590 (GRAND MUSIC PLAYING) 2011 01:53:49,620 --> 01:53:51,965 (DISTORTED GROANING) 2012 01:53:59,939 --> 01:54:03,309 (PULSATING DRAMATIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 2013 01:54:06,713 --> 01:54:09,150 (WHEELCHAIR BEEPING) 2014 01:54:22,929 --> 01:54:24,664 (GRUNTS) 2015 01:54:27,867 --> 01:54:29,936 (GRUNTING AND GROANING) 2016 01:54:29,969 --> 01:54:33,139 (PANTING) 2017 01:54:36,276 --> 01:54:37,844 (YELLING) 2018 01:54:37,877 --> 01:54:40,280 (GRUNTING) 2019 01:54:41,614 --> 01:54:43,650 (GASPING) 2020 01:54:44,451 --> 01:54:46,786 You took everything away from me. 2021 01:54:46,820 --> 01:54:48,488 I'm sorry. 2022 01:54:49,255 --> 01:54:52,920 (SOBBING) Raccaccoonie taught me so much! 2023 01:54:52,125 --> 01:54:54,494 I...I didn't even know 2024 01:54:54,527 --> 01:54:56,290 how to boil an egg 2025 01:54:56,620 --> 01:55:00,633 and he taught me how to spin it on a spatula. 2026 01:55:02,202 --> 01:55:04,437 I'm useless alone. 2027 01:55:04,471 --> 01:55:05,739 (GASPS) 2028 01:55:05,772 --> 01:55:08,208 We're all useless alone. 2029 01:55:08,241 --> 01:55:10,643 It's a good thing you're not alone. 2030 01:55:11,611 --> 01:55:12,679 Oh! 2031 01:55:14,214 --> 01:55:16,549 Let's go rescue your silly raccoon. 2032 01:55:16,583 --> 01:55:18,218 (EXCLAIMING AND GRUNTING) 2033 01:55:18,251 --> 01:55:20,820 Oh, we're gonna do it! 2034 01:55:20,854 --> 01:55:22,956 (PANTING) 2035 01:55:22,989 --> 01:55:25,191 (BOTH SHOUTING) 2036 01:55:31,998 --> 01:55:34,167 (GRUNTING) 2037 01:55:36,102 --> 01:55:38,138 (YELLING) 2038 01:55:38,171 --> 01:55:41,141 (ALL YELLING) 2039 01:55:44,978 --> 01:55:47,981 Arggh! 2040 01:55:48,140 --> 01:55:51,251 (POPPING) 2041 01:55:52,786 --> 01:55:55,210 - (DOG WHIMPERING) - Oh-ho-ho! 2042 01:55:55,550 --> 01:55:58,291 (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) 2043 01:56:06,990 --> 01:56:08,568 (DEEP WHIRRING) 2044 01:56:10,537 --> 01:56:12,672 (GONG GONG GRUNTS) Get out of the way! 2045 01:56:12,706 --> 01:56:14,507 (EVELYN GRUNTING) 2046 01:56:14,541 --> 01:56:15,909 (EVELYN GROANING) 2047 01:56:15,942 --> 01:56:17,744 (BOTH ARGUING) 2048 01:56:17,777 --> 01:56:20,113 (EVELYN SPEAKING) 2049 01:56:28,388 --> 01:56:30,323 ACTRESS EVELYN: Waymond! 2050 01:56:41,568 --> 01:56:42,969 JOBU: See? 2051 01:56:43,200 --> 01:56:44,571 It's only a matter of time 2052 01:56:44,604 --> 01:56:46,339 before everything balances itself out. 2053 01:56:46,373 --> 01:56:48,241 - Come on, come on, come on! - CHAD: I can't. 2054 01:56:48,274 --> 01:56:51,440 I'm sorry, Raccaccoonie! I'm sorry! 2055 01:56:51,770 --> 01:56:52,612 (WHIRRING) 2056 01:56:52,645 --> 01:56:54,247 (GROANING) 2057 01:56:55,115 --> 01:56:57,851 (WHISPERING) Evelyn, let her go. 2058 01:57:38,692 --> 01:57:40,193 (SIGHS) 2059 01:57:40,226 --> 01:57:42,862 But she turned out to be stubborn, 2060 01:57:42,896 --> 01:57:46,366 aimless, a mess. 2061 01:57:46,399 --> 01:57:48,301 Just like her mother. 2062 01:57:49,235 --> 01:57:51,204 But now I see. 2063 01:57:51,237 --> 01:57:53,807 It's OK that she's a mess. 2064 01:57:55,442 --> 01:57:58,111 Because just like me... 2065 01:57:58,144 --> 01:57:59,879 Huh. 2066 01:58:14,761 --> 01:58:16,396 (GASPS) 2067 01:58:36,349 --> 01:58:38,840 (RUNNING FOOTSTEPS RECEDE) 2068 01:58:38,118 --> 01:58:40,286 (WIND BLUSTERING) 2069 01:58:40,320 --> 01:58:42,522 (WHIRRING) 2070 01:58:47,594 --> 01:58:50,530 (DRAMATIC CHORAL SINGING ECHOES) 2071 01:59:00,173 --> 01:59:03,410 (DRAMATIC MUSIC RISES) 2072 01:59:09,215 --> 01:59:10,784 (GRUNTS) 2073 01:59:27,634 --> 01:59:30,303 (YELLING) 2074 01:59:32,238 --> 01:59:33,840 (GRUNTING) 2075 01:59:36,900 --> 01:59:37,577 (GROANS) 2076 01:59:42,749 --> 01:59:44,718 (PEOPLE EXCLAIM) 2077 01:59:46,786 --> 01:59:48,988 Well, maybe you win in this universe, 2078 01:59:49,220 --> 01:59:51,424 but in another time... 2079 01:59:51,458 --> 01:59:53,860 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2080 01:59:55,395 --> 01:59:57,697 ..I beat you! 2081 01:59:58,898 --> 02:00:00,660 Ohh! 2082 02:00:00,100 --> 02:00:01,901 Or we tie! 2083 02:00:01,935 --> 02:00:04,300 (BOTH CONTINUE GRUNTING) 2084 02:00:05,338 --> 02:00:06,539 (BIRDSONG) 2085 02:00:06,573 --> 02:00:08,908 JOBU: Or we just... 2086 02:00:08,942 --> 02:00:10,477 ..hang around. 2087 02:00:10,510 --> 02:00:12,445 EVELYN: OK, Joy, listen. 2088 02:00:12,479 --> 02:00:14,214 (EVELYN GRUNTS) 2089 02:00:14,247 --> 02:00:15,615 Because it's all just a pointless 2090 02:00:15,648 --> 02:00:17,217 swirling bucket of bullshit. 2091 02:00:17,250 --> 02:00:18,885 Huh! 2092 02:00:18,918 --> 02:00:20,487 (METAL SCREECHES) 2093 02:00:20,520 --> 02:00:24,491 That bagel is where we finally find peace, Evelyn. 2094 02:00:27,627 --> 02:00:31,364 Stop calling me Evelyn! 2095 02:00:40,874 --> 02:00:42,809 (YELLS) 2096 02:00:42,842 --> 02:00:44,770 I 2097 02:00:44,110 --> 02:00:46,646 am 2098 02:00:46,680 --> 02:00:48,715 your 2099 02:00:48,748 --> 02:00:50,483 mother! 2100 02:00:53,353 --> 02:00:54,988 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2101 02:00:55,210 --> 02:00:56,890 (EVELYN WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY) 2102 02:00:59,250 --> 02:01:00,393 (WHIRRING) 2103 02:01:00,427 --> 02:01:01,861 Ah Ba? 2104 02:01:04,297 --> 02:01:06,866 (JOBU GRUNTING) 2105 02:01:08,301 --> 02:01:10,360 (JOY SHOUTS) Seriously? 2106 02:01:10,700 --> 02:01:12,305 Can you please just... 2107 02:01:12,338 --> 02:01:14,941 ..stop?! 2108 02:01:17,344 --> 02:01:19,179 Mom. 2109 02:01:19,212 --> 02:01:21,648 Just...just stop. 2110 02:01:22,449 --> 02:01:25,850 Good for you. You're figuring your shit out. 2111 02:01:26,519 --> 02:01:30,824 And that's great. I'm really, really happy for you. 2112 02:01:32,125 --> 02:01:33,993 But I'm... 2113 02:01:35,261 --> 02:01:37,163 ..I'm tired. 2114 02:01:39,332 --> 02:01:40,834 I don't want to hurt anymore. 2115 02:01:40,867 --> 02:01:43,603 And for some reason when I'm with you, it just... 2116 02:01:45,638 --> 02:01:47,974 ..it just hurts the both of us. 2117 02:01:51,578 --> 02:01:54,881 So let's just go our separate ways, OK? 2118 02:01:56,449 --> 02:01:58,952 Just let me go. 2119 02:02:11,264 --> 02:02:12,899 (SOFTLY) OK. 2120 02:02:18,338 --> 02:02:21,741 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2121 02:02:27,313 --> 02:02:30,500 (WIND BLUSTERING) 2122 02:02:42,950 --> 02:02:44,230 (YOUNG JOY LAUGHING) 2123 02:02:48,301 --> 02:02:49,969 Wait. 2124 02:02:57,100 --> 02:02:58,411 You are getting fat. 2125 02:02:58,445 --> 02:02:59,813 And you never call me 2126 02:02:59,846 --> 02:03:01,281 even though we have a family plan. 2127 02:03:01,314 --> 02:03:02,916 - What? - And it's free. 2128 02:03:02,949 --> 02:03:05,452 You only visit when you need something. 2129 02:03:05,485 --> 02:03:07,654 And you got a tattoo and I don't care 2130 02:03:07,687 --> 02:03:10,900 if it's supposed to represent our family. 2131 02:03:10,123 --> 02:03:11,691 You know I hate tattoos. 2132 02:03:11,725 --> 02:03:14,461 And of all the places I could be, 2133 02:03:14,494 --> 02:03:16,930 why would I want to be here with you? 2134 02:03:16,963 --> 02:03:19,165 Yes, you're right. 2135 02:03:19,199 --> 02:03:21,101 It doesn't make sense. 2136 02:03:21,134 --> 02:03:22,268 WAYMOND: Evelyn! 2137 02:03:23,403 --> 02:03:25,105 Let her finish. 2138 02:03:27,540 --> 02:03:29,275 Maybe it's like you said. 2139 02:03:30,343 --> 02:03:32,979 Maybe there is something out there, 2140 02:03:33,130 --> 02:03:34,714 some new discovery 2141 02:03:34,748 --> 02:03:36,316 that will make us feel 2142 02:03:36,349 --> 02:03:39,219 like even smaller pieces of shit. 2143 02:03:40,353 --> 02:03:42,522 Something that explains why 2144 02:03:42,555 --> 02:03:45,525 you still went looking for me 2145 02:03:45,558 --> 02:03:48,280 through all of this noise. 2146 02:03:50,263 --> 02:03:51,931 And why, 2147 02:03:51,965 --> 02:03:53,967 no matter what, 2148 02:03:54,000 --> 02:03:56,669 I still want to be here with you. 2149 02:03:58,405 --> 02:04:00,774 I will always... 2150 02:04:02,750 --> 02:04:03,677 ..always... 2151 02:04:04,444 --> 02:04:07,180 ..want to be here with you. 2152 02:04:09,582 --> 02:04:11,718 So what? You... 2153 02:04:14,654 --> 02:04:17,691 You're just gonna ignore everything else? 2154 02:04:18,658 --> 02:04:21,828 You could be anything, anywhere. 2155 02:04:25,632 --> 02:04:28,735 Why not go somewhere where your... 2156 02:04:31,571 --> 02:04:34,740 ..where your daughter is more than just... 2157 02:04:35,742 --> 02:04:37,644 ..this? (LAUGHS BITTERLY) 2158 02:04:39,212 --> 02:04:41,514 Here, all we get 2159 02:04:41,548 --> 02:04:44,818 are a few specks of time 2160 02:04:44,851 --> 02:04:48,388 where any of this actually makes any sense. 2161 02:04:54,160 --> 02:04:55,962 Then I will cherish 2162 02:04:55,995 --> 02:04:59,232 these few specks of time. 2163 02:05:04,704 --> 02:05:06,806 (DEVICE POWERING DOWN) 2164 02:05:06,840 --> 02:05:09,109 You push the button. 2165 02:05:09,142 --> 02:05:11,344 Yeah, there you go. 2166 02:05:11,378 --> 02:05:13,113 I feel like I'm 14. 2167 02:05:13,146 --> 02:05:15,315 - (COUGHS) - Yeah. 2168 02:05:15,348 --> 02:05:18,618 EVELYN: You're a crazy woman! 2169 02:05:18,651 --> 02:05:20,387 DEIRDRE: Takes one to know one. 2170 02:05:20,420 --> 02:05:23,923 I'm sorry, Raccaccoonie! I'm sorry! 2171 02:05:23,957 --> 02:05:26,326 - What are you doing? - Grab my hair. 2172 02:05:28,940 --> 02:05:30,764 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2173 02:05:32,766 --> 02:05:35,680 (SPEAKING CANTONESE) 2174 02:05:40,373 --> 02:05:42,776 What did he say? (CHUCKLES) 2175 02:05:43,576 --> 02:05:45,812 (SOBBING) 2176 02:05:55,422 --> 02:05:57,991 (MUSIC RISES) 2177 02:05:58,240 --> 02:05:59,292 (YELLS) 2178 02:06:07,300 --> 02:06:08,535 (BOTH LAUGHING) 2179 02:06:08,568 --> 02:06:10,360 (TRADITIONAL SINGING) 2180 02:06:10,700 --> 02:06:13,339 (ALL SINGING) * We're a family... 2181 02:06:13,373 --> 02:06:15,308 (YELLING) 2182 02:06:18,278 --> 02:06:23,149 * Family... 2183 02:06:25,385 --> 02:06:26,619 (MUSIC STOPS) 2184 02:06:26,653 --> 02:06:28,888 (BOTH SOBBING) 2185 02:06:49,876 --> 02:06:51,978 (WAYMOND CHUCKLES) 2186 02:06:55,382 --> 02:06:57,484 This is so awkward. 2187 02:06:59,586 --> 02:07:01,521 This is awkward, right? 2188 02:07:05,792 --> 02:07:08,294 Do you still want to do your party? 2189 02:07:09,496 --> 02:07:12,198 We can do whatever we want. 2190 02:07:16,336 --> 02:07:17,837 Nothing matters. 2191 02:07:17,871 --> 02:07:20,273 (JOY CHUCKLING) 2192 02:07:27,347 --> 02:07:29,683 (TOILET FLUSHING) 2193 02:07:29,716 --> 02:07:31,384 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 2194 02:07:31,418 --> 02:07:34,387 JOY: OK, we're definitely late now, guys. 2195 02:07:36,556 --> 02:07:38,258 Do you have to bring all these? 2196 02:07:38,291 --> 02:07:39,559 Mmm-hmm. 2197 02:07:39,592 --> 02:07:41,528 That needs to go in the bag too. 2198 02:07:41,561 --> 02:07:44,497 (JOY SCOFFS) Taxes suck. 2199 02:07:47,834 --> 02:07:50,503 (JOY HUMMING) 2200 02:07:50,537 --> 02:07:52,572 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 2201 02:07:53,606 --> 02:07:55,542 Thank you for the ride, Becky! 2202 02:07:56,543 --> 02:07:58,478 Hey, it's good. 2203 02:07:58,511 --> 02:07:59,913 Mmm-hmm. You got this, OK? 2204 02:07:59,946 --> 02:08:01,381 - Becky? - I'll call you after. 2205 02:08:01,414 --> 02:08:03,249 You need to grow your hair. 2206 02:08:07,687 --> 02:08:09,656 I'll call you later! 2207 02:08:09,689 --> 02:08:11,358 EVELYN: Hurry, hurry! 2208 02:08:15,895 --> 02:08:17,597 I gotta pee. Hold on. 2209 02:08:17,630 --> 02:08:19,366 OK. Hurry. 2210 02:08:26,706 --> 02:08:28,942 (SECURITY SCANNER BEEPING) 2211 02:08:40,120 --> 02:08:42,422 (CHUCKLES, SPEAKS MANDARIN) 2212 02:08:48,628 --> 02:08:51,640 DEIRDRE: OK. Yes. 2213 02:08:51,970 --> 02:08:54,501 I am happy to say I do think 2214 02:08:54,534 --> 02:08:55,835 things are better. 2215 02:08:55,869 --> 02:08:58,104 This is...this is an improvement. 2216 02:08:58,138 --> 02:09:00,173 And I'm glad that you listened. 2217 02:09:00,206 --> 02:09:02,800 But we have a problem 2218 02:09:02,420 --> 02:09:04,310 because you listened, but you didn't listen 2219 02:09:04,344 --> 02:09:06,179 and that has to do with the Schedule C. 2220 02:09:06,212 --> 02:09:09,249 - You see, you did... - (INDISTINCT VOICES ECHO) 2221 02:09:09,282 --> 02:09:12,519 (SINGING AND CHATTERING OVERLAP) 2222 02:09:19,459 --> 02:09:21,828 DEIRDRE: Evelyn! Did you hear me? 2223 02:09:21,861 --> 02:09:25,298 Sorry. What did you say? 2224 02:09:27,000 --> 02:09:30,236 (DRAMATIC MUSIC CRESCENDOS) 2225 02:09:36,409 --> 02:09:37,844 (MUSIC ENDS) 2226 02:09:42,982 --> 02:09:46,386 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 2227 02:10:10,810 --> 02:10:15,115 SONG: * This is a life 2228 02:10:17,751 --> 02:10:22,322 * Free from destiny 2229 02:10:24,791 --> 02:10:28,628 * Not only what we sow 2230 02:10:30,830 --> 02:10:34,734 * Not only what we show 2231 02:10:34,768 --> 02:10:38,204 * Ooh 2232 02:10:38,238 --> 02:10:41,841 * This is a life 2233 02:10:41,875 --> 02:10:45,278 * Every possibility 2234 02:10:45,311 --> 02:10:47,580 * Free from destiny 2235 02:10:47,614 --> 02:10:52,118 * I choose you and you choose me 2236 02:10:52,152 --> 02:10:54,387 * Not only what we sow 2237 02:10:54,421 --> 02:10:58,391 * Every space and every time 2238 02:10:58,425 --> 02:11:02,280 * Not only what we show 2239 02:11:02,620 --> 02:11:06,966 * What we know 2240 02:11:07,000 --> 02:11:10,170 * This is a light 2241 02:11:10,203 --> 02:11:14,307 * Many lives that could've been 2242 02:11:14,340 --> 02:11:16,242 * Free from entropy 2243 02:11:16,276 --> 02:11:21,810 * Entangled for eternity 2244 02:11:21,114 --> 02:11:27,530 * Not only hands and toes 2245 02:11:27,870 --> 02:11:30,990 * Not only what we've known 2246 02:11:31,240 --> 02:11:34,294 * We find 2247 02:11:34,327 --> 02:11:37,664 * This life 2248 02:11:37,697 --> 02:11:40,767 * Somehow 2249 02:11:40,800 --> 02:11:44,304 * Alright 2250 02:11:44,337 --> 02:11:48,341 * This is a life 2251 02:11:51,177 --> 02:11:57,117 * Slow and sudden miracles 2252 02:11:57,150 --> 02:12:00,520 * View of other worlds 2253 02:12:00,553 --> 02:12:04,224 * From our windowsills 2254 02:12:04,257 --> 02:12:06,926 * With the weight 2255 02:12:06,960 --> 02:12:10,764 * Of eternity 2256 02:12:10,797 --> 02:12:15,902 * At the speed of light 2257 02:12:15,935 --> 02:12:20,600 * This is a life 2258 02:12:22,809 --> 02:12:27,614 * This is our life. 2259 02:15:34,701 --> 02:15:36,970 SONG: * I love you, I love you 2260 02:15:37,300 --> 02:15:39,139 * I love you, I love you 2261 02:15:39,172 --> 02:15:41,307 * I love you, I love you 2262 02:15:41,341 --> 02:15:43,510 * I love you, I love you 2263 02:15:43,543 --> 02:15:45,512 * I love you, I love you 2264 02:15:45,545 --> 02:15:47,881 * I love you, I love you 2265 02:15:47,914 --> 02:15:49,683 * I love you 2266 02:15:50,450 --> 02:15:53,520 * I love you 2267 02:15:53,553 --> 02:15:56,222 * I love you 2268 02:15:56,256 --> 02:15:58,224 * I love 2269 02:15:58,258 --> 02:16:01,428 * You 2270 02:16:01,461 --> 02:16:07,000 * Ohh!