1 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:23,223 [light music playing]> 2 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:33,400 - [gentle ping] - [electricity hums gently]> 3 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:41,107 [audience applauding, laughing]> 4 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:44,778 [man] I was right. I was right.> 5 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,647 Now, that's nice. That's got me, that's good.> 6 00:00:47,747 --> 00:00:49,749 Most people don't get me, you know.> 7 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:52,786 Nobody's direct anymore, you notice this?> 8 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:56,456 Everybody's got, like, a secret language.> 9 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:59,726 It's like a code for what they really wanna say.> 10 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:02,429 Like the doctor who first told me my son was autistic.> 11 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:05,231 You know, he says to me, he says, "You know, the autistic mind> 12 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:09,803 is wired in brilliant and revolutionary ways."> 13 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,305 I said, "Oh, yeah?> 14 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:13,940 How so?"> 15 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,309 Because, you know, my son didn't speak.> 16 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,978 Didn't speak at all for years.> 17 00:01:19,790 --> 00:01:21,314 Communicated only in grunts, growls> 18 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,550 and ear-piercing screams.> 19 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:27,587 [dramatic piano instrumental playing]> 20 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:33,960 And then when he finally started speaking, he wouldn't shut up.> 21 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,330 - [audience laughing] - It's true. He wouldn't. He wouldn't.> 22 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:40,133 That doctor could've saved us both a lot of time if he'd just said the truth.> 23 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:42,869 Just slap those *****es, and show 'em who's boss!> 24 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:45,872 - Ezra! - Autistic kids don't give a ****, man.> 25 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:49,576 - Say my name! Say my name! - [man] They don't. They don't.> 26 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:51,945 [indistinct shouting]> 27 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:55,148 [intense orchestral music playing]> 28 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,285 You look good.> 29 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,855 How's work?> 30 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:02,856 Good.> 31 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:05,792 When did Ezra see Breaking Bad?> 32 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:07,560 We binged it last weekend.> 33 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,932 - Maybe we should be a little more careful. - What-- what do you mean?> 34 00:02:13,330 --> 00:02:14,968 He's been reading the New York Times since he was five.> 35 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,469 He can handle Walter White.> 36 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:18,872 - [woman] Thank you for coming in. - Hi!> 37 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,241 - Hi, Jenna. - Mrs. Lee, hi. Nice to see you.> 38 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:23,643 Max, you both know Dr. Tamarova.> 39 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:24,611 [Jenna] Mm-hmm.> 40 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:28,181 [woman] Ezra, please stay with Anthony.> 41 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,417 Hi, hi, Ms. Cathro.> 42 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:31,818 Uh, what-- what's happening?> 43 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:33,820 Why is Ezra not with the rest of the class?> 44 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,455 [Cathro] He's really been acting out today.> 45 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:37,900 I have other students who want to learn,> 46 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:38,525 who count on me to keep them safe.> 47 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,393 - I'm getting so tired of this shit. - Max, please.> 48 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,662 No, you know that he's bullied here, right?> 49 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:45,732 Yeah, maybe he was trying to make that vicious little kid laugh.> 50 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,867 Ezzie came home with a bloody lip last week.> 51 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:49,269 Anybody get expelled for that?> 52 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:50,503 Spoke to that boy's parents as well.> 53 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:51,905 Right, but Ezzie's the bad one.> 54 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:53,406 [doctor] No, no, Ezra is not bad,> 55 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,909 but today, he was a danger to himself and others.> 56 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,144 There it is, there it is. The secret language.> 57 00:02:58,244 --> 00:02:59,846 - I was waiting for it. - [Jenna] Max.> 58 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,614 - Huh? - Max! Stop.> 59 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:09,756 You can't expel him. He's been working very, very hard.> 60 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,791 And, yes, he has had his bad days,> 61 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:14,761 but he's also met a lot of the goals> 62 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,229 that you set for him.> 63 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:18,365 Ms. Lee, please.> 64 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:20,834 Y-You can't drop him.> 65 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,870 [man] Max, this autism shit, it's depressing.> 66 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,538 [woman] You can talk about whatever you want> 67 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:27,700 if you give us a reason to want to listen.> 68 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:29,676 And I want to listen. I think my cousin's autistic.> 69 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:32,612 - But it's gotta be funny. - [man] See, the sign says comedy on it.> 70 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,581 - It's not a funeral parlor. - [Max] Huh.> 71 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:36,160 What is this, a ****ing intervention?> 72 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:39,152 [man 2] I disagree. You need to go deeper, further.> 73 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:40,453 Make a whole set out of it.> 74 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:41,688 Well, make a whole evening out of it.> 75 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:43,656 You know, "Disabilities with Max."> 76 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,558 Well, I'm not telling jokes. I'm storytelling.> 77 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:47,360 I know you're not, but you gotta make it funny.> 78 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:49,596 Sad stories, Jackie, you should see his sad stories.> 79 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:51,310 [Jackie] Oh, I've seen 'em plenty.> 80 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,232 [man 2] Divorce is not for pussies.> 81 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,900 [man] Nosy, dark, and ***y.> 82 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,535 Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to tell you> 83 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:57,370 - I loved your set. - [man] There you go.> 84 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,339 - [Max] Thank you. - You're welcome. I'm Susan.> 85 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:00,674 Can I buy you a drink?> 86 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,909 [man] I'd save the dough. This guy is in mourning.> 87 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:07,130 [Max sobbing]> 88 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,618 [Susan] Hey.> 89 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:14,200 - Are you crying? - Ah, come on.> 90 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,324 I'll call you.> 91 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,493 Really?> 92 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,263 No.> 93 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,945 [sighs] He cried, didn't he?> 94 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:43,160 It's his kid, my grandson.> 95 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:47,987 You hungry?> 96 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:49,422 Fix you something to eat.> 97 00:04:55,610 --> 00:04:58,331 [piano melody playing]> 98 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:00,330 [Jenna] It's a bigger number than we discussed,> 99 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,536 but it's exactly the neighborhood that you wanted.> 100 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,372 Listen, th-there are multiple bids,> 101 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,707 so I think we have to come in above the ask.> 102 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:12,450 I wish that wasn't the case, but, unfortunately,> 103 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,546 it's still a seller's market.> 104 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,683 Ezra! Breakfast!> 105 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:21,321 [♪]> 106 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:30,230 - Where'd you get the shirt? - Come on. Cut it out. It's not your shirt.> 107 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,432 - You sure it's not my shirt? - I'm sure.> 108 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:38,905 Enrico moved to the Ritz.> 109 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,740 And my building is still a union house,> 110 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,542 and there's an opening now, so...> 111 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:44,811 - Yeah? - ...I want you to consider that.> 112 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,212 Yeah, okay.> 113 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:47,947 I'm just not gonna be a doorman, Pop, thank you.> 114 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,716 There's nothing wrong with being a doorman.> 115 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:52,585 And a man your age shouldn't be living with his father.> 116 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:57,691 They're expelling him. They expelled Ez.> 117 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,426 They want me to put him in a special needs school.> 118 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:02,362 Nah, none of it's special. It's all bullshit.> 119 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,464 Yeah, there it is, they're recommending drugs.> 120 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,836 Put him in a gym, let him work off that special sauce.> 121 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:11,738 - Yeah. - But you gotta keep fighting.> 122 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:14,107 Yeah, keep fighting, right. You know how much that's costing me?> 123 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,575 I'm paying for her lawyer, my lawyer.> 124 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,477 Jenna knows I'm broke. Can I have a fork, please?> 125 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:19,679 She knows you're still not over her, too. That's one thing.> 126 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:22,582 Just cut it out already, all right? Give me a break. Come on.> 127 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:24,851 Okay, who cries after ****ing a stranger?> 128 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:27,454 That's crazy. You gotta move on, kiddo.> 129 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:29,489 Believe me, I know what it's like to **** things up with a woman> 130 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:31,725 and to get stuck with a kid on top of it.> 131 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,127 More coffee?> 132 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,960 Yeah, what, am I new here? I'll take a coffee.> 133 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,331 [siren blaring]> 134 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:41,401 Tell me something good, Jayne.> 135 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:44,400 I have something really, really good.> 136 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,390 I'm not doing it. Nah, I write for me now.> 137 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,440 - Come here. - For me.> 138 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,708 Come here.> 139 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:50,110 I'm not sitting on your lap.> 140 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,378 I got something to tell you.> 141 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:52,946 Come on.> 142 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:54,581 You don't want me to get up.> 143 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:57,851 All right, no one's gonna hire me in late night anymore.> 144 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,886 Conan ****ing blackballed me.> 145 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:01,988 Well, you punched him in the balls.> 146 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:03,690 Well, I was aiming for his stomach.> 147 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,225 He's so ****ing tall!> 148 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,662 - Why are you so crazy? - [grunts]> 149 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:13,466 Listen, Robert Segal has heard great things about you.> 150 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,769 Robert Segal. What, Kimmel's booker?> 151 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:18,271 He wants to see you down at the Cellar tonight.> 152 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,106 No, I can't. I can't do it tonight.> 153 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,800 I'm taking Ezzie to The Big Lebowski tribute.> 154 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,511 We're gonna dress up like the characters, throw shit at the screen.> 155 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:27,180 - It's gonna be awesome. - That's all cute, but not tonight.> 156 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,548 I can't. I can't let the dude down.> 157 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:31,117 You wanna do something for your son?> 158 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:34,654 You get Mr. Segal to book you on Mr. Kimmel.> 159 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:37,691 [Jenna] Okay, ready? I'm getting the costume.> 160 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,692 Okay.> 161 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,294 Okay, this is cozy.> 162 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:47,500 - This is gonna be itchy. - I know.> 163 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:48,635 [Jenna] Okay.> 164 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,772 - Okay. - Wait, not now, I got it.> 165 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:56,176 - I got it. - [Jenna laughing]> 166 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:59,212 You look so cute!> 167 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,182 - [Ezra screaming] - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!> 168 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,452 - It's okay. Sorry. It's okay. - [whimpers]> 169 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,887 - [pants] - I'm sorry, Ezzie. It's okay.> 170 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,756 It's okay. It's okay.> 171 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:12,158 It's okay.> 172 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,735 - [traffic noise] - [birds chirping]> 173 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,839 [indistinct chatter]> 174 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,184 [man] I got it, honey.> 175 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,987 Wow, look at you.> 176 00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:44,124 - So, a lawyer walks into a bar-- - No, no. Don't do that, Bryce.> 177 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,393 - It's Bruce. - Ezzie! Ezzie!> 178 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,294 And you're "Hay-zeus," the bowler, right?> 179 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,263 It's "Jesus," man.> 180 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,598 - Jesus. - Have you not seen the movie?> 181 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,167 No, it's been a-- oh! And here's the Big Lebowski!> 182 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,569 I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski.> 183 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,504 I'm The Dude.> 184 00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:59,172 [Max] Well, not yet you're not.> 185 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,840 Let's see.> 186 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,609 Now you're The Dude.> 187 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:05,780 [Jenna] Let me see.> 188 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,513 Just in case. [clears throat]> 189 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:09,149 Okay, he's with me. He's not gonna have a meltdown.> 190 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,518 Sure. Well, we'll be back by 9:00,> 191 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,319 so just the movie and straight home.> 192 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,210 - Promise? - Yeah, I promise.> 193 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,189 - Okay! - Okay.> 194 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,910 [Jenna] Okay.> 195 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:20,527 - Straight home, guys. - Yeah. You, too. Okay?> 196 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,395 - [Jenna] Have fun! - [Max] All right.> 197 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:23,730 [Bruce] He didn't like my joke.> 198 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:27,934 [hard rock music playing]> 199 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:34,908 [overlapping chatter]> 200 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,276 You're nice.> 201 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,144 [man] What's up, buddy?> 202 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,612 [Max] Jack-Jack-Jacquelyn.> 203 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,748 - What's up, Max? - I'm gonna go get changed.> 204 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,550 - Hey, Ezra. - Hi.> 205 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,785 Have you been to a costume ball, then, love?> 206 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:48,880 No. Big Lebowski, 7:00 p.m. show.> 207 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,560 Oh! Great movie. Love it.> 208 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,158 I'll have a White Russian.> 209 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,462 Virgin White Russian for The Dude.> 210 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:58,198 Actually, pineapple juice. I'll have a pineapple juice.> 211 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,842 - You make me think of pirates. - Really? That's weird.> 212 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:09,876 Yes.> 213 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,912 Even though the pirate accent> 214 00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:15,150 is typically West Country English.> 215 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,850 Yaarrgh!> 216 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,318 The Irish are fine pirates.> 217 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,387 [door creaks open]> 218 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:23,356 Oh! Drop the lobe! Drop the lobe.> 219 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:27,660 Max is stoned, everyone. Max is stoned.> 220 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:28,628 Really, dude?> 221 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:29,629 [Emma] I don't know if anyone's> 222 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,431 in an interracial relationship.> 223 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,466 I'm in one. My girlfriend's Puerto Rican.> 224 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,735 - Yes! Thank you. I appreciate that. - [Max] See him?> 225 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,937 Okay, see the guy over there with glasses?> 226 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:40,674 That's him. Okay, I need my Ezzie mojo, okay?> 227 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,542 You ready to be my good luck charm?> 228 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,513 Find me a more unhappy human being.> 229 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:49,582 Depressing. Why would I do that?> 230 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,751 Don't be so literal, Ezzie. Come on, let's go.> 231 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,855 It doesn't matter how small it is. He called me the other day.> 232 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,524 He was like, "Emma, I was at the grocery store,> 233 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,895 - Okay, guys, ready for your next comic? - [audience cheering]> 234 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,431 Gimme the mojo. Gimme the mojo! Gimme the mojo!> 235 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,266 One of my personal favorites.> 236 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,702 He was a writer for some of the biggest names in the business.> 237 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:09,969 Now he writes for himself.> 238 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,638 Clap it up for my buddy, Max Bernal!> 239 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:12,639 Let him hear ya!> 240 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,874 - [audience applauding] - Yes!> 241 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,910 [audience cheering]> 242 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:20,513 - That's Emma Willmann! Give it up! - [audience cheering]> 243 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,150 - How we feeling? - [audience] Good.> 244 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,453 - Now, take it easy. I don't really care. - [audience laughing]> 245 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:30,123 My son is here tonight! That's right. My son is here tonight.> 246 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,560 Dying of shame.> 247 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,328 Stand up, and take the wig off, Ez!> 248 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:39,650 - Stop talking about me! - [audience laughing]> 249 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,601 Okay. I didn't expect that. Uh, you know,> 250 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,169 try to have a little respect, okay, Ez?> 251 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,872 I'm up here humiliating myself to give you a better life.> 252 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:48,410 - [audience laughing] - All right.> 253 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,743 I'm good to you, you little prick.> 254 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,811 - Not like my old man. - Pop-Pop!> 255 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,947 That's right. Pop-Pop.> 256 00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:56,490 That's the last time he'll speak, by the way.> 257 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,152 Pop-Pop, that's actually the perfect name for my old man.> 258 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,921 Pop-Pop. It's like two gunshots.> 259 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:04,491 One to the head, one to the heart. "Pop! Pop!"> 260 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,659 Let me tell you a little bit about my old man.> 261 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,829 This guy, you know, he was a-- one of the top gourmet chefs> 262 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,531 in New York City back in the day.> 263 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,267 Worked at all the top restaurants. It's true, you know.> 264 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,703 Every one of which he got shit-canned from> 265 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,738 because nobody could stand working with him.> 266 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,507 I mean, the guy got driven out of town,> 267 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,109 and the only place he could find a job as a chef> 268 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:25,745 was at a steakhouse in Nebraska.> 269 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,714 - [audience] Ooh! - That's right.> 270 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:30,917 You know cuisine in Nebraska, man.> 271 00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:32,752 - There isn't any. - [audience laughing]> 272 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:37,824 I mean, you kill it, they grill it, you get a Michelin tire, see?> 273 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,360 So, I'm five years old, I'm living in Nebraska,> 274 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,163 it's my birthday party, and you know, it's a lot of pressure.> 275 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,965 I mean, you know, I've got these fat farmers' kids staring at me.> 276 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:49,803 I'm the only thing standing between them and the cake, so, you know...> 277 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:54,700 Papier-mâché bib, it's 1980, so you know everything I'm wearing> 278 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,542 is made out of napalm.> 279 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,244 I bend down, blow out my candles,> 280 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,213 I'm about to do it when I hear my pop say,> 281 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,615 "Blow out your ****ing candles, Max!"> 282 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,500 [audience laughing]> 283 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:07,153 I flinch. I fall forward.> 284 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:10,900 Candle lights me up. I light up like a ****ing road flare.> 285 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,692 I'm telling you, I am on fire!> 286 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,228 My old man, he grabs his Dr. Pepper,> 287 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,464 he puts me out like a campfire, and says,> 288 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,967 -"You want some cake, Maxie?" - [audience laughing]> 289 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:22,469 I says, "No, Pop.> 290 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,471 - I want my eyebrows back!" - I want my eyebrows back!> 291 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,906 [audience laughing]> 292 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,675 Thanks, kid.> 293 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,543 I'm gonna go kill my son.> 294 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,546 Hey, I think it's great that you memorized my set,> 295 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,348 but you can't be steppin' on my punchline, buddy.> 296 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,951 I can't let the train go off the rails!> 297 00:13:38,510 --> 00:13:40,653 Okay, Ez, here comes Mr. Happy now.> 298 00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:44,524 Okay, just whatever you're thinking, don't say it, okay, please.> 299 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:45,925 - Good set. - Thank you.> 300 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,280 - I think I'll book your kid. - Ha!> 301 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,596 You're still not funny, Bob.> 302 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:52,832 Ezzie, meet Mr. Segal. Bob, this is my son, Ezra.> 303 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,268 So, um, next week, a producer comes in> 304 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,804 - to see you and Sal Argento. - All right.> 305 00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:00,940 And then, one of you is doing the Kimmel show in Los Angeles.> 306 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:04,177 Mr. Segal, are you sad because you're bald?> 307 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,130 - He's dark. - Mm.> 308 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,215 Like his daddy. [chuckles]> 309 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,251 - Get your best stuff together, Max. - Okay.> 310 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,820 - All right? You're gonna need it. - All right. All right.> 311 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,288 [Bob chuckles]> 312 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:18,725 Sad and bald? That's you not talking?> 313 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,394 - [Ezra] I was just asking a question. - [Max] Okay.> 314 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,597 Come on, let's get out of here before your mother kills me.> 315 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,466 - [Ezra screams] - Sorry. Sorry.> 316 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:33,640 [Max] Well...> 317 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,414 [yawns] Oh, my god.> 318 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,149 [Max] Okay. [grunts]> 319 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,251 Snug as a bug in a rug.> 320 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,319 [inhales]> 321 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,587 [sighs]> 322 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,624 - [screams] - Okay. All right, all right.> 323 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,260 I wasn't doing anything.> 324 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,598 Hey. We had a good time, right?> 325 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,500 - Just one more. - [screams]> 326 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,703 All right, all right! Hey. I love you.> 327 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:06,673 Good night.> 328 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,214 Who says autistic kids can't communicate?> 329 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,384 "Ah, get out of my room!" And I'm out. Yeah.> 330 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,452 He's the best communicator in the world.> 331 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,421 You can use the sensory brush next time.> 332 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,723 Nah, nah, nah, the brushing thing is your thing.> 333 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,458 What is he, an alpaca?> 334 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,228 You did a set at the Cellar, and you promised me you wouldn't.> 335 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,263 - You're driving me crazy. - I'm sorry, okay?> 336 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,265 A guy from Kimmel came to see me,> 337 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:35,335 - and I needed my good luck charm, right? - Oh.> 338 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,404 You know me. I needed my mojo man.> 339 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,730 Did you read Dr. Tamarova's assessment?> 340 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,378 Look at you. You are so pretty. Come on. Give me a kiss.> 341 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,130 - Brad's gone already. - Stop it.> 342 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,282 It's Bruce, and he's in the kitchen.> 343 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,319 - Brian is in my kitchen? - [Bruce] Hi, Max!> 344 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,255 You know, he's never gonna belong in our house.> 345 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,490 Max. This is my house. Did you read it?> 346 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,793 [sighs] Yeah, I read it. I read it, yes.> 347 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,928 But it was a mugging. They just want him out of there.> 348 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,731 The Board of Ed will pay for him to go to a special needs school.> 349 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,266 He doesn't need a special school.> 350 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,868 Max, he led 20 kids onto Washington Street.> 351 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,671 - It was incredibly dangerous. - Okay, but he's not dangerous.> 352 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,600 He's a challenge.> 353 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,108 ****. Nobody wants to do the ****ing work.> 354 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,911 The work? The work. All I do is work.> 355 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,647 You come here, you play dress up to take him to comedy club.> 356 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,916 - Bring him home at midnight. - That's not what I meant, okay?> 357 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,150 Look, we're on the same team, Jen.> 358 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,153 You know how he thinks. I know how he thinks.> 359 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,189 He just needs to be seen, Jen, you know?> 360 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:33,393 And heard and-- and appreciated for what he has to offer.> 361 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,620 Yes, yes, but he also needs to be able to give us a hug> 362 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,297 without screaming.> 363 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,434 It's an opportunity, Max.> 364 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:45,500 He'll be with trained teachers and aides> 365 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,272 in a school built for him,> 366 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,141 how he needs to learn.> 367 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,844 No bullies.> 368 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,280 He'll be with kids just like him.> 369 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,686 - Nice. Kids like him, huh? - Okay.> 370 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,489 - That's not what I meant. - You know what? I know what you meant.> 371 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,580 Here's the thing, I'm a kid like him.> 372 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,528 And kids like us, you know what we need? To be with all kinds of kids.> 373 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,931 So, no, I will not accept her recommendation ****ing ever.> 374 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,834 - [door opens] - [sighs]> 375 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:15,869 [door shuts]> 376 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,713 - [Bruce] You all right? - [Jenna] No.> 377 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,482 It never fails!> 378 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:30,917 Every time we get close to something> 379 00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,520 that might actually work,> 380 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,820 Max has to blow it up!> 381 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,423 This is the third school that Ezra's been expelled from.> 382 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:40,930 There's no other options. What am I supposed to do?> 383 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,595 [Bruce] Well, I could get rid of Max for you.> 384 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,898 - [Jenna] Oh, you can do that for me? - Yeah. I'm a lawyer.> 385 00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,366 I have no moral compass.> 386 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:50,503 Besides, I know a guy. They call him Jimmy the Hatchet.> 387 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:54,274 Bang, bang, *****es. Cut off his head, and feed him to the fishes!> 388 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:58,712 [dramatic orchestral music playing]> 389 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:06,486 [Ezra murmuring in panic]> 390 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,957 - [dog barking] - [woman] Get down! Get down! [indistinct]> 391 00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:13,360 - [car honking] - [tires screeching]> 392 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,170 [Jenna] It won't be too much longer, sweetie,> 393 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,773 but you scared the hell out of me.> 394 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,412 Honey, why'd you sneak out of the house like that?> 395 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,382 Hmm? Please don't do that ever.> 396 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:40,286 - Say you'll never do that. - I won't ever do that.> 397 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,622 Miss Demuzio saw you run in the street,> 398 00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:44,991 and then a taxi came out and then he hit you.> 399 00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:47,600 - I mean, you could've been-- - A dog tried to bite me.> 400 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,262 I had to get away from his teeth.> 401 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,498 Hey, Jen. They're almost ready for him.> 402 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,166 No!> 403 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,301 - [Jenna] It's okay. - [Max] Hey.> 404 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:58,171 - Hey. Dad's here. - What's happening?> 405 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,106 Hey, buddy. Hey, hey. You okay?> 406 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:03,376 What's going on? Huh? What happened?> 407 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,379 - 14th Street Viaduct to Manhattan Avenue. - What?> 408 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,615 - Three blocks to the park at-- - Hey, hey, I know--> 409 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,784 - I know you know where Pop-Pop lives. - I'm sorry.> 410 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,420 Don't be sorry, okay? Just tell me what--> 411 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,954 - You're mad. - No, I'm not mad.> 412 00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:16,356 Okay, I'm not mad--> 413 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,191 Okay, you know what? Yeah, I'm a little bit mad.> 414 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,226 Eyes. Eyes. Ezzie.> 415 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,263 - What were you doing running outs-- - Can I talk to you for a second?> 416 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,699 [sighs]> 417 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,900 - Hey-- - [Ezra growls]> 418 00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:32,439 [nurse] Ezra Bernal.> 419 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,874 - Why's he in the middle of the hallway? - They need to run tests.> 420 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,377 What do you mean tests? What tests? You mean like X-rays?> 421 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,112 - Psych evaluation. - What do you mean psych eval--> 422 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,948 - [medical bed rattles] - Hey, where you going? Hey, no, thanks.> 423 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,983 - I had the same reaction. - What psych evaluation?> 424 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,152 - He got hit by a cab. - It's protocol for children.> 425 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:49,890 - Excuse me. Is there a problem? - Yeah. We need to see a doctor, please.> 426 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:52,659 - I'm Dr. Kaplan. - Oh, okay. We-- hey, stop!> 427 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,627 Sir, you need to let the man do his job.> 428 00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:56,730 Yes. Let's just relax. Just--> 429 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,732 - Dad? - Yeah, I'm right here, buddy.> 430 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,400 - [Jenna] We're here, honey. - Don't worry.> 431 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,680 We're gonna sort this out in a minute, okay?> 432 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,370 [♪]> 433 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:07,407 [sirens wailing]> 434 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,422 They made me draw pictures,> 435 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:26,426 stuck lights in my eyes and asked me questions.> 436 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,396 What kind of questions?> 437 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:34,100 They asked me if Mom or Dad ever tried to hit me.> 438 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,369 If I had ever tried to hurt myself.> 439 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,774 Okay, I'm sorry they asked you that kind of stuff.> 440 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:46,846 Are they gonna make me live> 441 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,281 somewhere else?> 442 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,618 - Like in a hospital? - No.> 443 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,286 They can't.> 444 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:56,690 You have family, and they have to answer to us.> 445 00:20:56,790 --> 00:21:00,727 - So, that's not gonna happen. - Okay.> 446 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,195 Next move.> 447 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,531 - You sure you want to do that? - Oh, yeah.> 448 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,300 KO.> 449 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,103 You had to do that, didn't you, huh?> 450 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,108 - [footsteps approaching] - Hi.> 451 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,509 Thank you for your patience.> 452 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,945 I know it's been a long night.> 453 00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:20,246 I have some good news.> 454 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,282 We are going to send Ezra home this morning.> 455 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,617 - [Jenna sighs] - But because of his age> 456 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:27,187 and because a witness saw him run in front of a cab--> 457 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,488 That's bullshit.> 458 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,823 Please. Let him finish.> 459 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,991 Ezzie would never just run in front of a cab.> 460 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,327 - Just listen to the doctor. - [doctor] I know this is traumatic,> 461 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:36,463 but I'm doing what the law says I must do.> 462 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,264 Ezra is technically a ward of the state.> 463 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:41,134 - You don't have that right. - Legally, he does actually.> 464 00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:42,502 Let's just hear the doctor out.> 465 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,437 [doctor] Ezra has a history of fleeing> 466 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,600 and putting himself in danger.> 467 00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:49,309 Now, I'm not going to put him into a pediatric psych ward.> 468 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:53,613 But I am going to require him to attend a school for special needs.> 469 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,616 And I would like to try a prescription for Risperdal.> 470 00:21:58,180 --> 00:21:59,819 Risperdal? That's an antipsychotic.> 471 00:21:59,953 --> 00:22:02,555 - Your son has been a danger to himself. - He has not!> 472 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,358 Max! He nearly died! That happened.> 473 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,270 Just let him finish. Let him finish.> 474 00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:09,696 [doctor] We are going to revisit this in three months.> 475 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:12,966 But right now, Risperdal is the correct medication.> 476 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,807 - [Bruce] Max. - No, no. I just--> 477 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,343 - You got a lot of Risperdal here. - [Jenna] Max.> 478 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,312 What do the drug companies give you for pushing this on kids?> 479 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,681 You get a free ****ing badge?> 480 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,449 - Hey, Max, come on. Take it easy. - Take it easy.> 481 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,451 Now, I see where the dangerous behavior comes from.> 482 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,553 - Oh, excuse me? - [Bruce] Max!> 483 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,550 You son of a *****!> 484 00:22:35,155 --> 00:22:36,756 - [doctor grunting] - [objects clattering]> 485 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:40,727 [sirens wailing]> 486 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,796 - [Max] No. I'm not doing that. - [Bruce] Max.> 487 00:22:42,896 --> 00:22:44,464 I got Dr. Wells to drop the assault charge,> 488 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,666 - but you gotta go with the program. - **** that guy.> 489 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:49,135 - He's a drug dealer. - He's in control is what he is.> 490 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:52,872 Of the special ed school, the medications, all of it.> 491 00:22:55,342 --> 00:22:58,912 [stammers] And what about the, uh, about the restraining order?> 492 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:03,783 Three months. You can't go near Ezra.> 493 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,120 I'm sorry. It's the judge's decision.> 494 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:10,323 I can probably get it down to a month if you use the behavior cards.> 495 00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:12,859 **** those cards. He pisses on those.> 496 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:16,329 You want to go home or you wanna spend another night in here?> 497 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,530 It's up to you.> 498 00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:22,235 - [birds chirping] - [kids playing]> 499 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:25,505 [sighs]> 500 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:35,448 Must have been humiliating being rescued by your wife's boyfriend.> 501 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,283 [Max] Please stop talking.> 502 00:23:37,384 --> 00:23:39,285 She's obsessed with this retard crap.> 503 00:23:39,386 --> 00:23:41,388 Hey, what's wrong with you, huh?> 504 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:45,525 Nobody says "retard" anymore, okay? Nobody. Don't say it again.> 505 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,127 [Pop-Pop] Okay. I won't say it.> 506 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:51,231 You know, it's a felony having this.> 507 00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:52,599 That's a lot of bullshit.> 508 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:55,135 I served my country. I have a right to have this.> 509 00:23:55,235 --> 00:23:57,137 Food. You served food.> 510 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:03,276 I had no choice. Now they're telling me I can't see Ezra.> 511 00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:07,113 I-- I got no say in what drugs they're gonna give him.> 512 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:09,416 What school they're gonna put him in. What the f--> 513 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:11,284 [indistinct chatter on radio]> 514 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,890 You got anything to say?> 515 00:24:16,990 --> 00:24:20,794 - She cut you out good. I know. - She didn't do this.> 516 00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:22,595 She didn't have to. I just picked you up from prison.> 517 00:24:22,696 --> 00:24:23,830 What are you talking about?> 518 00:24:23,997 --> 00:24:25,498 - That's the best you got? - What am I gonna say?> 519 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:27,534 You rush in blind, you get knocked on your ***.> 520 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:28,868 You can't control your own power,> 521 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,360 then what the hell do you have? Nothing.> 522 00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:31,571 Says the guy who knocked out a customer> 523 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:32,672 because his steak was overcooked?> 524 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:33,873 That was a perfect steak.> 525 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,308 Ah, you see now, there it is.> 526 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:37,444 - There's my twisted moral compass. - That's right. Whatever.> 527 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:38,678 Whatever's right. Yeah.> 528 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:40,180 Maybe if that were true, we'd still be in Nebraska,> 529 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,748 I'd still have a mother, what do you think?> 530 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,483 - [tires screeching] - [cars honking]> 531 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,884 What are you doing? What are you doing?> 532 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,953 - [Pop-Pop mumbles] - Stop.> 533 00:24:47,530 --> 00:24:49,389 - [horns honking] - I'm sorry, all right?> 534 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:50,957 I just-- I didn't mean to bring that up.> 535 00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:53,660 ****ing guy says to me, "Hey, stupid, there's no blood on my plate."> 536 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,762 I say, "Hey, I'm sorry." And I punch him in the face.> 537 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:57,263 I say, "Now there is blood on your plate."> 538 00:24:57,364 --> 00:24:59,265 What are you talking about? I'm talking about my mother.> 539 00:24:59,366 --> 00:25:01,267 Now what, now you're gonna start blaming everything> 540 00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:03,336 that's wrong with you and your life on me and your mother?> 541 00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:05,405 Get the **** out of here!> 542 00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:06,873 You know what? You're a ****ing ***hole!> 543 00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:09,442 **** you. Learn how to ****ing cook a steak.> 544 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,778 - [woman] Move the car! - [cars honking]> 545 00:25:13,313 --> 00:25:14,147 [Jenna] Got it?> 546 00:25:21,321 --> 00:25:22,222 Good job.> 547 00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:29,929 Do you really think you should wear the dinosaur costume> 548 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:31,898 on your first day at a new school?> 549 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:32,932 Hmm.> 550 00:25:34,334 --> 00:25:36,236 Hey, it's gonna be great.> 551 00:25:36,336 --> 00:25:40,607 There's gonna be all these new kids, and you're gonna find the nicest ones.> 552 00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:46,312 Hey, psst, Ezra.> 553 00:25:47,347 --> 00:25:48,648 Ezzie.> 554 00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:51,851 - Ezzie. - [growls]> 555 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:55,922 [classical piano instrumental building]> 556 00:26:03,463 --> 00:26:07,634 [indistinct chatter]> 557 00:26:11,805 --> 00:26:16,409 [school bell ringing]> 558 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:22,382 [teacher] Okay, everybody. Inside!> 559 00:26:22,482 --> 00:26:26,319 [♪]> 560 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:32,692 You've got to head in, Ezra.> 561 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:38,631 What class do you have? Art?> 562 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:45,380 [audience laughing]> 563 00:26:45,138 --> 00:26:46,806 [Max] You know, I was thinking about it recently.> 564 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:48,975 This ****ed-up game we used to play when I was a kid.> 565 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:50,910 - [inaudible dialogue] - You remember Musical Chairs?> 566 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,278 - [audience] Yeah! - Yeah?> 567 00:26:52,379 --> 00:26:54,981 - [audience member] Whoo! - Whoo! Really? Jesus Christ!> 568 00:26:55,810 --> 00:26:58,180 It's like a roomful of pharmaceutical executives.> 569 00:26:58,118 --> 00:27:00,620 - [audience laughing] - You know, I was thinking about this game.> 570 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,550 But you know what the catch is.> 571 00:27:02,155 --> 00:27:05,625 If you got a dozen kids, you only got 11 chairs.> 572 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:08,495 So, who doesn't get a chair,> 573 00:27:08,595 --> 00:27:12,320 "**** you, you're out," right?> 574 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:14,100 Yeah, it's brutal, it's brutal.> 575 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,404 I mean, these kids, they turn into savages, man, right?> 576 00:27:17,504 --> 00:27:20,874 They bite each other, they kick each other.> 577 00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:23,643 They poke each other's eyes out.> 578 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,679 What sadist invented this game?> 579 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,115 And why do they even call it Musical Chairs?> 580 00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:33,319 There's nothing remotely musical about Musical Chairs, man.> 581 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:36,456 It's like, uh-- it's like the original Squid Game or something.> 582 00:27:36,556 --> 00:27:39,526 [audience laughing]> 583 00:27:39,626 --> 00:27:42,462 You know, I just, uh-- I got out of prison a couple days ago.> 584 00:27:42,562 --> 00:27:43,730 - It's a true story. - [man cheers]> 585 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,131 Thank you. Thank you.> 586 00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:48,335 You know, I, um, put in some hard time.> 587 00:27:48,435 --> 00:27:51,638 - Toughest 14 hours of my life. - [audience laughing]> 588 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:53,340 But, um...> 589 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,778 yeah, this doctor, doctor.> 590 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:00,800 ****ing doctor.> 591 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,881 Tried to push some drugs on my kid, so,> 592 00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:03,450 you know, I had to knock him out,> 593 00:28:03,550 --> 00:28:05,118 and, uh, they threw me in jail.> 594 00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:09,923 Uh, but they offered me a deal.> 595 00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:14,160 If I let them give my son> 596 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:17,964 the same drugs they give to the criminally insane,> 597 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,367 they'd drop all the charges.> 598 00:28:22,569 --> 00:28:24,437 So I, uh...> 599 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:28,174 took the deal.> 600 00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:33,179 My son needed me to go to bat for him...> 601 00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:42,756 and I sold him right the **** out.> 602 00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:51,698 [sentimental piano instrumental playing]> 603 00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:54,367 [Jayne on phone] Where are you? What are you doing? You have a spot.> 604 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:56,469 - You need to get back here. - [Max] I'm not coming back.> 605 00:28:56,569 --> 00:29:01,608 Listen, Max, I really, really want you to fly.> 606 00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:03,443 Really high. I really do.> 607 00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:06,513 But you have got to stop bombing the runway.> 608 00:29:06,613 --> 00:29:08,715 You know the bit I did about the meds and Ez,> 609 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:10,283 it's all true, right?> 610 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,986 Okay, fine. Then come back and tell them.> 611 00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:15,188 But you gotta come back here.> 612 00:29:15,288 --> 00:29:17,891 And they'll understand. Listen, Kimmel loves kids.> 613 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:20,160 So do I.> 614 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:24,230 [♪]> 615 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,308 [bed crackling]> 616 00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:38,445 Shhh.> 617 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:42,482 Hey, remember when we did that drill down the fire escape?> 618 00:29:46,419 --> 00:29:47,487 You wanna do it again?> 619 00:29:50,323 --> 00:29:51,891 Okay.> 620 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:53,493 You gotta trust me, buddy.> 621 00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:57,263 Oh, yeah, I got a nice bed for you back here, Ez, huh?> 622 00:29:57,364 --> 00:29:59,466 You got your Star Wars pillow. I got snacks.> 623 00:29:59,566 --> 00:30:00,834 This is gonna be fun!> 624 00:30:01,601 --> 00:30:04,504 Hey. What are you doing? What are you doing?> 625 00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:06,239 Don't worry about it. Go back in the house.> 626 00:30:06,339 --> 00:30:08,108 - What do you mean? - [Max] Don't worry about it.> 627 00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:09,576 You're not taking the car.> 628 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:11,711 - Just having a little father-son time. - You're not taking the car.> 629 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,947 - It's a Thrilla in Manila! - [Max] We're not fighting, Ezra.> 630 00:30:14,470 --> 00:30:15,248 We're not fighting, just talking.> 631 00:30:15,348 --> 00:30:17,250 [Ezra] Frazier whipping the mighty Ali!> 632 00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:19,686 There's a court order out for you. Are you crazy? What are you doing?> 633 00:30:19,786 --> 00:30:22,255 Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!> 634 00:30:22,355 --> 00:30:23,556 [Max] I gotta get him to bed.> 635 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:26,292 Get in the car, Ezra. Hey, listen to me, okay?> 636 00:30:26,393 --> 00:30:28,795 I saw him at that school, I saw him on those drugs.> 637 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:30,797 They were killing him. I need to get him away from here.> 638 00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,999 You're doing it wrong. What the hell is the matter with you?> 639 00:30:33,990 --> 00:30:34,667 Pop, I swear to God, stop, okay? Just stop.> 640 00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:36,770 You told me to fight, I'm fighting. Let's get in the car, Ez.> 641 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:38,905 You're not fighting, you're running! What are you doing?> 642 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:40,540 I'm not running. Ezra, get in the car!> 643 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,941 Okay. It's okay.> 644 00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:43,276 - I got some waffles for you. - No.> 645 00:30:43,376 --> 00:30:45,378 There's no waffles. Ez, get in the car.> 646 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:47,947 - [Pop-Pop] You want fresh whipped cream? - Stop it, please.> 647 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,483 Listen, we're family. We're the Rice Krispie boys.> 648 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:52,585 He's Snap, you're Crackle, and who am I?> 649 00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:53,953 - [Ezra] Pop-Pop! - That's right!> 650 00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:55,822 And we're not fighting, we're just sparring.> 651 00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:56,990 So show me what you got.> 652 00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:58,792 That's it! And, and--> 653 00:30:58,892 --> 00:31:01,761 - Oh! - [Max] All right! Knock out!> 654 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:03,290 [Max] Good job. Come on, buddy.> 655 00:31:03,129 --> 00:31:04,631 In the car. Come on. Let's go.> 656 00:31:04,731 --> 00:31:07,534 - [Pop-Pop] This is a mistake. - Let's go. Okay. Says who?> 657 00:31:07,901 --> 00:31:10,337 - [Ezra] Can Pop-Pop come? - [Max] No, Pop-Pop can't come.> 658 00:31:10,437 --> 00:31:12,272 Pop-Pop's gonna hold the fort down. Right, Pop-Pop?> 659 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:14,541 - Where are you taking him? - I'm going to Nick's in Michigan.> 660 00:31:14,641 --> 00:31:16,943 Oh, Jesus. That Greek prick. Of all the ****ing people--> 661 00:31:17,430 --> 00:31:18,645 [Max] Stop it. He's my best friend.> 662 00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:19,879 That guy's a ****ing thief!> 663 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:21,748 I take him into my house, he steals from me.> 664 00:31:21,848 --> 00:31:23,450 He didn't steal your saucepan.> 665 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:25,885 I'm not stealing your clothes. Nobody's stealing anything, okay?> 666 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,288 You're making a mistake. You can't do this.> 667 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,657 You know what? Take this, please. Already have enough problems.> 668 00:31:30,757 --> 00:31:32,192 - Thank you! - This is crazy!> 669 00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:33,860 - Say, "Bye, Pop-Pop!" - [Ezra] Bye, Pop-Pop!> 670 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,950 Bye, Pop-Pop!> 671 00:31:35,195 --> 00:31:39,366 ["Sisyphus" playing]> 672 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,148 What the **** am I doing?> 673 00:31:59,486 --> 00:32:01,788 ♪ Sisyphus peered Into the mist ♪> 674 00:32:01,888 --> 00:32:05,458 ♪ A stone's throw From the precipice, paused ♪> 675 00:32:07,270 --> 00:32:08,428 ♪ Did he jump or did he fall> 676 00:32:08,561 --> 00:32:11,264 ♪ As he gazed into the maw Of the morning mist? ♪> 677 00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:13,900 ♪ Did he raise both fists And say "To hell with this" ♪> 678 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,703 ♪ And just let the rock roll?> 679 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:20,907 ♪ Let it roll> 680 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:24,210 ♪ Let it crash down low> 681 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:28,314 ♪ There's a house down there But I lost it long ago ♪> 682 00:32:29,983 --> 00:32:33,286 Ezzie? Ezzie?> 683 00:32:33,386 --> 00:32:34,587 Ezzie?> 684 00:32:34,688 --> 00:32:36,156 Ezra?> 685 00:32:36,256 --> 00:32:40,427 ♪ See my house down there But I lost it long ago ♪> 686 00:32:40,527 --> 00:32:41,428 Ezzie?> 687 00:32:42,429 --> 00:32:44,764 Ezra? Ezra!> 688 00:32:57,377 --> 00:32:59,612 - [Max] Did you get a good night's sleep? - No.> 689 00:33:02,482 --> 00:33:04,500 I bet it's Mom.> 690 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,652 I bet you're right. Ugh.> 691 00:33:05,752 --> 00:33:08,355 Parental abduction is defined as one parent taking a child> 692 00:33:08,455 --> 00:33:10,657 without permission from the other parent.> 693 00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:14,127 - Yeah. - [Jenna] You kidnapped Ezra?> 694 00:33:14,227 --> 00:33:16,296 I can't be kidnapping if I'm his father.> 695 00:33:16,396 --> 00:33:18,640 Of course it can! You have a restraining order!> 696 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:19,332 I'm saving my son's life.> 697 00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:21,267 Ezzie needs somebody to advocate for him> 698 00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:23,236 the way you and I used to dotogether.> 699 00:33:23,336 --> 00:33:24,671 You know I'm right.> 700 00:33:24,771 --> 00:33:27,774 No! No, you're not right, Max. You are wrong, okay?> 701 00:33:27,874 --> 00:33:30,760 You need to bring him home now!> 702 00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:32,780 [Ezra screaming]> 703 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,980 - Is that Ezra? - [Max] Hey, hey, hey, hey!> 704 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,382 - [waitress] Let go! - No bananas!> 705 00:33:35,482 --> 00:33:37,417 - No bananas! - [Max] No bananas!> 706 00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:39,190 - Get his inhaler! - Excuse me!> 707 00:33:39,119 --> 00:33:40,453 Okay, Ezzie. It's all right, breathe.> 708 00:33:40,553 --> 00:33:43,390 Breathe! Breathe. Breathe. Breathe, all right.> 709 00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:45,759 I got you. It's okay. Come on. Come on, come on.> 710 00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:47,460 Where's the bathroom? Where's the bathroom?> 711 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,960 - Come on. You're okay. - [Ezra groaning]> 712 00:33:51,598 --> 00:33:53,299 [phone chiming]> 713 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,501 [Max] He's all right.> 714 00:33:54,601 --> 00:33:56,336 Look, I didn't know that there were> 715 00:33:56,436 --> 00:33:58,838 bananas in the oatmeal, right?> 716 00:33:58,938 --> 00:34:01,474 - What you're doing is insane! - Nah, I don't think it is.> 717 00:34:01,574 --> 00:34:03,610 That's the problem. You're not thinking.> 718 00:34:03,743 --> 00:34:05,478 Trust me, this is very,> 719 00:34:05,578 --> 00:34:06,746 very, very bad.> 720 00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:08,140 In fact, this is a crime.> 721 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:09,816 Bring him back!> 722 00:34:11,251 --> 00:34:13,153 [scoffs] Max?> 723 00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:15,889 Holy shit! He hung up on me again!> 724 00:34:15,989 --> 00:34:17,357 - [yells] - [phone thuds]> 725 00:34:17,457 --> 00:34:18,458 ****!> 726 00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:21,828 You know, you can call the police.> 727 00:34:24,664 --> 00:34:26,866 No, I'm not-- I'm not gonna make this worse.> 728 00:34:26,966 --> 00:34:29,169 I'm not traumatizing my son.> 729 00:34:38,945 --> 00:34:40,880 [phone chiming, vibrating]> 730 00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:48,521 [vibrating continues faintly]> 731 00:34:48,621 --> 00:34:51,424 Hey, buddy, what's the deal with the bananas?> 732 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,230 - Hmm? - I start gagging, and I can't breathe.> 733 00:34:57,931 --> 00:35:00,266 Well, okay, but we know that you're not allergic to bananas, right?> 734 00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:02,469 Because we saw that doctor, remember?> 735 00:35:02,569 --> 00:35:05,839 So, maybe the banana thing's in your mind, you know?> 736 00:35:07,407 --> 00:35:09,442 [Ezra growling and mooing]> 737 00:35:11,644 --> 00:35:15,515 I'm growling and I'm mooing, what am I?> 738 00:35:15,949 --> 00:35:19,850 I got no idea, but you're freakin' me out there with no shirt on.> 739 00:35:19,185 --> 00:35:21,121 Mad cow disease!> 740 00:35:21,221 --> 00:35:23,957 Oh, is that original material?> 741 00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:25,425 - SpongeBob. - Ah, I see.> 742 00:35:25,525 --> 00:35:26,993 That's why it wasn't funny.> 743 00:35:27,930 --> 00:35:30,263 [bittersweet piano music playing]> 744 00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:41,875 Are you going to prison?> 745 00:35:44,844 --> 00:35:48,114 Look, Ez, Dad made a big decision when I was upset,> 746 00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:49,716 and that's never a good idea.> 747 00:35:49,849 --> 00:35:51,251 "Bang, bang, *****es.> 748 00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:54,200 I'll cut off his head and feed him to the fishes!"> 749 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:57,123 Okay. Maybe no more Breaking Bad.> 750 00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:59,325 Mom might be right about that one.> 751 00:35:59,426 --> 00:36:01,961 Bruce wants to kill you. You can't go home.> 752 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:05,765 - Okay, he's definitely not a fan-- - No! That's what he said!> 753 00:36:05,899 --> 00:36:06,766 What?> 754 00:36:08,134 --> 00:36:10,236 - When? - When I got hit by the cab.> 755 00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:13,340 I was coming to Pop-Pop's to warn you about Bruce.> 756 00:36:14,374 --> 00:36:15,842 Okay, hold that thought, buddy.> 757 00:36:19,145 --> 00:36:20,613 [car engine stops]> 758 00:36:22,349 --> 00:36:24,217 Are you telling me> 759 00:36:24,317 --> 00:36:26,586 that you didn't run into the street on purpose?> 760 00:36:27,721 --> 00:36:29,422 Ezzie?> 761 00:36:29,522 --> 00:36:31,191 Ezzie, I need your eyes, okay?> 762 00:36:31,291 --> 00:36:33,260 This is very important.> 763 00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:37,297 Are you saying that you didn't run into the street on purpose?> 764 00:36:37,397 --> 00:36:39,733 Am I nuts? A dog tried to bite me.> 765 00:36:42,102 --> 00:36:43,303 Did you tell Mom this?> 766 00:36:46,573 --> 00:36:48,875 - Don't be mad. - Nobody's mad.> 767 00:36:48,975 --> 00:36:50,443 - There was-- - I wasn't supposed to tell you?> 768 00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:52,780 Yes, of course. Hey.> 769 00:36:52,178 --> 00:36:54,714 Telling the truth, that's your biggest superpower.> 770 00:36:54,814 --> 00:36:55,982 Huh?> 771 00:36:56,316 --> 00:36:57,550 Thanks for telling me.> 772 00:36:58,952 --> 00:36:59,953 You know what?> 773 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:01,788 You know what?> 774 00:37:01,921 --> 00:37:03,189 I think we gotta dance.> 775 00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:04,724 I think we gotta dance.> 776 00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:07,594 - Come on. Let's find a good station. - ["Express Yourself" playing]> 777 00:37:07,694 --> 00:37:09,996 Ah! There it is. Ah. Can you move your butt muscles?> 778 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,565 Come on. Let's go. Move it up. Into your chest.> 779 00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:15,535 Into your shoulders. Ah, yeah! Let it roll.> 780 00:37:15,635 --> 00:37:18,338 Let it roll. Down to the ***. Back up to the shoulders.> 781 00:37:18,438 --> 00:37:21,975 Now some pops. Some claps. Huh? Elbows up.> 782 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:23,543 Ah, yeah, let it roll.> 783 00:37:23,643 --> 00:37:25,378 Let it roll. Come on. Up into your chest, dude.> 784 00:37:25,478 --> 00:37:26,813 Into your chest, Ezzie.> 785 00:37:26,946 --> 00:37:29,516 Yeah, yeah, that's it. Let it roll. Let it roll.> 786 00:37:29,616 --> 00:37:31,351 ♪ Express yourself> 787 00:37:32,819 --> 00:37:33,787 [song fades]> 788 00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:39,259 [Ezra] I need to rinse!> 789 00:37:39,359 --> 00:37:41,394 - [phone chiming] - [Max] Coming.> 790 00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:46,433 Hey, Jayne.> 791 00:37:46,533 --> 00:37:48,568 - Where the hell are you? - Uh,> 792 00:37:48,668 --> 00:37:50,203 I'm just taking a little time off with Ez.> 793 00:37:50,303 --> 00:37:52,172 Not a good time to take off, Max.> 794 00:37:52,839 --> 00:37:55,308 Yeah. I-- I know. I know. I-- I screwed up.> 795 00:37:55,408 --> 00:37:57,430 Yes, you did, and they were pissed!> 796 00:37:57,143 --> 00:37:59,612 Yeah, look, I had a bad night. It happens, right?> 797 00:37:59,713 --> 00:38:02,849 No.[scoffs] Sal Argento had a bad night.> 798 00:38:02,982 --> 00:38:05,452 Yeah. I guess that's something, right?> 799 00:38:05,552 --> 00:38:07,620 No, what's something is having a manager> 800 00:38:07,721 --> 00:38:10,190 who gets Jimmy Kimmel to watch the video.> 801 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:11,858 Video?> 802 00:38:11,991 --> 00:38:13,393 What-- what video?> 803 00:38:13,493 --> 00:38:15,395 The one I made with my phone!> 804 00:38:15,495 --> 00:38:17,430 [chuckles] He wants to book you.> 805 00:38:17,530 --> 00:38:19,599 - What? - [Ezra] I need to rinse!> 806 00:38:19,699 --> 00:38:21,801 So you have to get yourself to LA.> 807 00:38:21,901 --> 00:38:24,270 They're not gonna fly you. Is that gonna be a problem?> 808 00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:25,872 Uh, no.> 809 00:38:26,206 --> 00:38:28,441 - Uh, when? - Next Friday,> 810 00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:30,343 4:00 pm in the Kimmel studio.> 811 00:38:30,443 --> 00:38:32,278 Rinse!> 812 00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:34,447 Okay. All right. I'm coming. Uh...> 813 00:38:35,810 --> 00:38:37,217 - He loved you, Max. - He loved me, really?> 814 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:38,551 I love you, Jayne.> 815 00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:40,720 - You're full of shit. Bye. - [Max chuckles]> 816 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:41,721 Rinse!> 817 00:38:41,821 --> 00:38:44,457 Okay. I'm coming. I'm coming. Hey, ow!> 818 00:38:44,557 --> 00:38:46,860 Shit! That's boiling hot! Come on, get out!> 819 00:38:46,993 --> 00:38:49,290 Get out! Get out! Get out! Come on.> 820 00:38:49,129 --> 00:38:51,131 What-- what are you doing? Why-- don't you feel it? It's hot!> 821 00:38:51,231 --> 00:38:53,867 - I don't-- I don't feel hot! - Okay, it's hot, though.> 822 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,635 Okay? Look at your arms. They're all red!> 823 00:38:55,735 --> 00:38:57,771 Mom checks the temperature!> 824 00:38:57,871 --> 00:39:01,107 That's fine, but if you see steam, it means it's too hot, okay?> 825 00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:02,742 - God damn it! - My stupid brain.> 826 00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:04,911 - Stop, no. Hey, come on. Sit down. - Stupid! Stupid!> 827 00:39:05,450 --> 00:39:06,846 - Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! - Stop that, okay?> 828 00:39:06,946 --> 00:39:09,149 You're not stupid! You're not-- stop hitting yourself.> 829 00:39:09,249 --> 00:39:11,618 Hey, hey, hey, listen to me. Hey, hey. You're not stupid.> 830 00:39:11,718 --> 00:39:13,186 You're not stupid. You're smart, okay?> 831 00:39:13,286 --> 00:39:16,856 If you see steam, it means it's too hot. Easy-peasy, okay?> 832 00:39:18,625 --> 00:39:21,194 It's on the cards.> 833 00:39:21,294 --> 00:39:22,962 We don't have the ****ing cards!> 834 00:39:24,497 --> 00:39:25,899 I'm sorry.> 835 00:39:26,566 --> 00:39:28,768 - Mom uses Bactine. - Oh, yeah? Well, guess what.> 836 00:39:28,868 --> 00:39:30,737 We don't have Bactine, so you and I,> 837 00:39:30,837 --> 00:39:32,939 we're gonna have to figure it out together, all right?> 838 00:39:33,730 --> 00:39:35,508 There we go. Nice.> 839 00:39:35,608 --> 00:39:36,710 You know what? I got a better idea.> 840 00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:38,778 I got a better idea. Let go. Here.> 841 00:39:39,112 --> 00:39:42,582 Ready? Come on. Stand up. Stand up. Arms up.> 842 00:39:43,183 --> 00:39:45,685 Huh? Armpits. Isn't this fun?> 843 00:39:45,785 --> 00:39:48,488 Huh? Does Mom do stuff like this? No?> 844 00:39:48,588 --> 00:39:50,290 I didn't think so. Okay.> 845 00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:51,825 We got this!> 846 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:54,227 Why do you always yell?> 847 00:39:55,829 --> 00:39:58,331 Because Pop-Pop used to lock me in the attic> 848 00:39:58,431 --> 00:39:59,532 chained to a radiator.> 849 00:39:59,632 --> 00:40:01,868 I had to yell so he'd remember to feed me.> 850 00:40:01,968 --> 00:40:04,270 There are no radiators in attics.> 851 00:40:04,704 --> 00:40:06,840 You are good. Nothing gets past you.> 852 00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:09,943 Boom. There you go.> 853 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,911 I want to talk to you about something.> 854 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,714 I just got off the phone with Aunt Jayne.> 855 00:40:15,615 --> 00:40:19,386 Turns out Jimmy Kimmel wants me to be on his show in Los Angeles.> 856 00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:20,653 That's far.> 857 00:40:21,321 --> 00:40:22,989 Yeah, it is far.> 858 00:40:23,656 --> 00:40:27,861 Did you get the part about Jimmy Kimmel wanting me to be a guest on his show?> 859 00:40:27,961 --> 00:40:29,195 Yeah?> 860 00:40:29,295 --> 00:40:31,264 So, you got anything for me?> 861 00:40:31,364 --> 00:40:32,732 Any advice for your dad?> 862 00:40:34,868 --> 00:40:35,935 Be polite.> 863 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,137 "Be polite."> 864 00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:39,639 Anything else?> 865 00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:43,510 - Nope. Now stop asking me. - [chuckles] Okay.> 866 00:40:44,944 --> 00:40:46,346 But where am I gonna get my mojo from?> 867 00:40:46,446 --> 00:40:49,516 - Mojo man! - That's right.> 868 00:40:49,616 --> 00:40:51,451 Good. Okay.> 869 00:40:51,851 --> 00:40:53,386 Let's have a staring contest.> 870 00:40:53,486 --> 00:40:55,155 - I don't want to. - Come on.> 871 00:40:55,255 --> 00:40:56,756 - For me? Please. - No.> 872 00:40:57,557 --> 00:40:58,992 - Pretty please? - No.> 873 00:40:59,426 --> 00:41:01,161 What if I make it worth your while?> 874 00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:06,900 If I win, we go trick-or-treat?> 875 00:41:08,134 --> 00:41:09,569 Yeah, deal.> 876 00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:12,872 Ready? Come on. First one that blinks loses.> 877 00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:15,141 Go, one, two,> 878 00:41:15,241 --> 00:41:16,810 three, four...> 879 00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:19,412 - Are you autistic? - ...five, six...> 880 00:41:19,946 --> 00:41:21,548 - seven... - Mom says you are.> 881 00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:24,351 ...eight-- Mom thinks everyone's autistic--> 882 00:41:24,451 --> 00:41:26,686 - nine, ten... - She thinks you got it from Pop-Pop,> 883 00:41:26,786 --> 00:41:28,288 who gave it to you, who gave it to me.> 884 00:41:28,388 --> 00:41:30,857 Listen to me. Nobody knows for sure, okay, honey?> 885 00:41:30,957 --> 00:41:32,920 Nobody.> 886 00:41:32,292 --> 00:41:34,160 [whispers] But it doesn't matter 'cause you're awesome.> 887 00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:35,628 Fourteen, 15, 16...> 888 00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:37,831 - Does Mom love me? - ...seventeen.> 889 00:41:39,650 --> 00:41:41,968 Buddy, Mom loves you more than anything in the world.> 890 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,269 Yeah. Okay?> 891 00:41:43,403 --> 00:41:45,105 She and I, we're just having a disagreement right now.> 892 00:41:45,238 --> 00:41:49,209 - You blinked! I win! - Uh! Oh, you did so good.> 893 00:41:49,309 --> 00:41:51,478 You did so good. You win.> 894 00:41:51,578 --> 00:41:53,546 - Good job, buddy. - [humming]> 895 00:41:53,646 --> 00:41:57,830 Let's go. Bring it. Yeah, baby! Whoo!> 896 00:41:57,217 --> 00:41:58,685 - [banging on door] - [doorbell ringing]> 897 00:41:58,785 --> 00:42:00,253 [Jenna] Stan, can you open up, please!> 898 00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:01,421 [banging and ringing continues]> 899 00:42:01,521 --> 00:42:02,522 Stan!> 900 00:42:02,622 --> 00:42:03,857 [banging and ringing continues]> 901 00:42:03,957 --> 00:42:06,793 - We need to talk! - [doorknob rattling]> 902 00:42:06,893 --> 00:42:08,461 - Stan? - [knocking on door]> 903 00:42:08,561 --> 00:42:10,630 Hey, I know you're in there!> 904 00:42:10,196 --> 00:42:11,898 Open the door!> 905 00:42:12,665 --> 00:42:13,833 Open the door!> 906 00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:19,673 Stan, just talk to me, please?> 907 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,375 - [banging on door] - I'm worried about them.> 908 00:42:25,211 --> 00:42:26,212 Please?> 909 00:42:36,156 --> 00:42:37,257 You don't give a shit!> 910 00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:38,858 Huh?> 911 00:42:38,992 --> 00:42:41,161 You're going to let Max ruin his life again!> 912 00:42:41,294 --> 00:42:43,763 - [objects rattling] - And your boys too!> 913 00:42:44,731 --> 00:42:46,599 - Jerk! - [loud thud]> 914 00:42:47,634 --> 00:42:49,836 [engine starts]> 915 00:42:49,936 --> 00:42:52,972 ["Golden" by My Morning Jacket playing]> 916 00:43:03,850 --> 00:43:06,820 ♪ Watching a stretch of road> 917 00:43:08,121 --> 00:43:11,358 ♪ Miles of light explode> 918 00:43:12,659 --> 00:43:15,595 ♪ Drifting off a thing> 919 00:43:16,129 --> 00:43:19,650 ♪ I'd never done before ♪> 920 00:43:20,967 --> 00:43:24,137 ♪ Watching a crowd roll in> 921 00:43:25,472 --> 00:43:28,742 ♪ Out go the lights it begins> 922 00:43:30,643 --> 00:43:33,460 [Nick] Hey! There they are!> 923 00:43:33,613 --> 00:43:34,681 - [Max] Hey! - [Nick] Hey!> 924 00:43:34,781 --> 00:43:36,750 [Max] Hello, baby!> 925 00:43:36,850 --> 00:43:40,553 Ezzie, get on out here and give your Uncle Nicky a hug!> 926 00:43:40,653 --> 00:43:43,990 Oh, come on, come here! Hey, where you going, kid? Oh, I got you.> 927 00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:47,600 Oh, that's it. That's it! You are dead. You're so dead! Oh!> 928 00:43:48,628 --> 00:43:50,997 Hi! I'm Margaret.> 929 00:43:51,970 --> 00:43:52,332 How are you?> 930 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,402 Wanna help me set the table?> 931 00:43:56,970 --> 00:43:58,371 Come on.> 932 00:43:58,938 --> 00:44:02,509 - [Nick] Oh, you're... - [Max] Oh! Look at you!> 933 00:44:02,609 --> 00:44:05,578 No chance! Jesus Christ, man. Huh?> 934 00:44:05,679 --> 00:44:08,548 Bottomless s'mores when you run a camp.> 935 00:44:08,648 --> 00:44:10,650 - Endless s'mores. - Can you get that?> 936 00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:11,985 - I'm not gonna carry anything. - Okay.> 937 00:44:12,850 --> 00:44:13,753 What's up with the, uh-- the bad habit there?> 938 00:44:13,853 --> 00:44:15,822 That's Sister Margaret from Senegal.> 939 00:44:15,922 --> 00:44:17,757 Oh. That's way outta town.> 940 00:44:17,857 --> 00:44:20,360 Yeah, she's, uh, staying with a family in Ann Arbor.> 941 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,728 She goes to Michigan.> 942 00:44:21,961 --> 00:44:24,197 You know that they want nuns to have a bachelor's degree?> 943 00:44:24,330 --> 00:44:27,400 - Why the **** would I know that? - I mean, can you imagine that?> 944 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:30,700 Four years of college before you can say your vows.> 945 00:44:30,170 --> 00:44:31,871 But as long as she's on my staff,> 946 00:44:31,971 --> 00:44:33,873 Catholic church pays half my expenses.> 947 00:44:33,973 --> 00:44:36,242 Huh. Scammin' the Vatican. I'm proud of you.> 948 00:44:36,376 --> 00:44:38,278 - Yeah, huh. - [Ezra] There's no cheese on it.> 949 00:44:38,411 --> 00:44:40,647 [Nick] Wait 'til you try it. It's incredible.> 950 00:44:40,747 --> 00:44:42,582 She uses ancient Senegalese spices.> 951 00:44:42,682 --> 00:44:43,783 [Margaret] I got the spice from Costco.> 952 00:44:43,883 --> 00:44:45,785 - Whoa! - Costco.> 953 00:44:45,885 --> 00:44:48,421 That sounds exotic! Costco.> 954 00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:50,423 [Nick] I thought you brought it from Senegal.> 955 00:44:50,523 --> 00:44:52,559 [Margaret] No. You're mixing up the cheeses.> 956 00:44:52,659 --> 00:44:55,610 And she puts goat-- she puts goat in the lasagna.> 957 00:44:55,161 --> 00:44:58,264 - [Margaret] What's wrong? - Metal hurts my teeth.> 958 00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:02,635 Okay, but you know, plastic hurts the planet. So...> 959 00:45:02,736 --> 00:45:04,971 [Nick] Oh, I got some plastic right in the store room, I can just--> 960 00:45:05,710 --> 00:45:06,773 No, no. We're okay. We're gonna use the fork.> 961 00:45:06,873 --> 00:45:07,907 [Margaret] It's okay--> 962 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:08,975 It's mind over matter like the bananas.> 963 00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:10,810 Come on, Ezzie, try it.> 964 00:45:11,811 --> 00:45:12,979 Ezzie.> 965 00:45:13,790 --> 00:45:14,848 E-- Ez, come on. That's not polite.> 966 00:45:14,948 --> 00:45:16,950 Pick up the fork and try it please.> 967 00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:19,185 - Ez? - I-- I need plastic.> 968 00:45:19,285 --> 00:45:21,921 - Mom has plastic! - Okay. Well, Mom's not here.> 969 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,124 Ezra. Where you going?> 970 00:45:24,657 --> 00:45:27,193 - Ezra? - [Ezra] I need plastic!> 971 00:45:27,293 --> 00:45:29,796 - You don't listen to me! - [Max] Sorry, guys.> 972 00:45:29,896 --> 00:45:31,664 Ez, come on. Come on back, please.> 973 00:45:31,765 --> 00:45:33,990 It hurts me!> 974 00:45:33,199 --> 00:45:35,350 - Because they're razor sharp! - [Max] Ezzie! Ezzie!> 975 00:45:35,135 --> 00:45:36,836 - It's not in my mind! - Ezzie!> 976 00:45:36,936 --> 00:45:39,239 - Ezra, come and sit down! - I'm not taking it!> 977 00:45:39,339 --> 00:45:40,740 I'll make you a deal. I'll let you eat with your fingers> 978 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,676 if you try a fork once.> 979 00:45:42,776 --> 00:45:45,578 - It hurts! It hurts! - Once, Ezra.> 980 00:45:46,846 --> 00:45:48,480 I would take that deal.> 981 00:45:48,148 --> 00:45:50,617 - I need plastic! - [Nick] Sounds like a good deal.> 982 00:45:50,717 --> 00:45:52,786 Plus, I'm gonna use my fingers, too.> 983 00:45:52,886 --> 00:45:54,870 So will I.> 984 00:45:56,356 --> 00:45:57,791 [Max] Once, Ezzie?> 985 00:45:59,659 --> 00:46:00,960 Deal?> 986 00:46:02,762 --> 00:46:06,266 Okay! Let's do it! Let's get to work!> 987 00:46:06,366 --> 00:46:07,734 All right!> 988 00:46:08,134 --> 00:46:10,503 Come on, Max. Join the party.> 989 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,673 Join the lasagna party. Now-- oh, God.> 990 00:46:13,773 --> 00:46:15,375 - Oh, man. Of course. - [Margaret] Oh, my!> 991 00:46:15,508 --> 00:46:18,311 "They each shouldered the heavy pack and the water skin> 992 00:46:18,445 --> 00:46:19,713 which was their share,> 993 00:46:19,813 --> 00:46:23,483 then turned from the light that lay on the lands outside> 994 00:46:23,583 --> 00:46:25,719 and plunged into the forest."> 995 00:46:25,819 --> 00:46:28,288 [crickets chirping outside]> 996 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,465 [mellow piano music playing]> 997 00:47:10,797 --> 00:47:12,399 You can go now.> 998 00:47:17,504 --> 00:47:18,938 Ezzie, did you just--> 999 00:47:22,842 --> 00:47:23,977 For me?> 1000 00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:26,613 You can go now.> 1001 00:47:27,313 --> 00:47:28,248 Okay?> 1002 00:47:29,783 --> 00:47:31,251 Goodbye.> 1003 00:47:34,387 --> 00:47:35,455 Okay.> 1004 00:47:52,806 --> 00:47:56,676 [Margaret] Max, oh, my goodness, I have a crush on your son.> 1005 00:47:56,776 --> 00:47:58,110 Ah, he'll break your heart.> 1006 00:47:58,111 --> 00:47:59,713 Don't worry. I can take it.> 1007 00:47:59,813 --> 00:48:01,214 All right, but you know what?> 1008 00:48:01,314 --> 00:48:03,883 If there's no future, Sister, let's not lead him on.> 1009 00:48:03,983 --> 00:48:06,119 Hey, hey. I haven't taken my vows yet.> 1010 00:48:06,219 --> 00:48:08,722 - [Max] Oh! - [Nick] Uh-oh. [chuckles] Okay.> 1011 00:48:08,822 --> 00:48:10,623 [Nick groans, sniffs]> 1012 00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:17,364 [Margaret] Good night.> 1013 00:48:17,464 --> 00:48:19,990 - [Nick] Good night. - [Margaret] Smoking, huh?> 1014 00:48:19,199 --> 00:48:21,501 The wages of sin is death.> 1015 00:48:22,350 --> 00:48:23,803 [Max] Did she just bless you?> 1016 00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:25,839 She does it every time she leaves.> 1017 00:48:25,939 --> 00:48:27,741 I think it's making me a better man.> 1018 00:48:30,143 --> 00:48:34,214 Look, I-- I don't want to be sacrilegious, but I think this could be love.> 1019 00:48:34,914 --> 00:48:35,849 [Nick] Hey.> 1020 00:48:35,949 --> 00:48:37,170 I'm Greek Orthodox,> 1021 00:48:37,117 --> 00:48:38,351 and we don't go there.> 1022 00:48:38,451 --> 00:48:40,530 Okay? [exhales]> 1023 00:48:40,153 --> 00:48:42,422 And she, oh-- she's a holy spirit.> 1024 00:48:42,522 --> 00:48:44,924 - All right. Here you go. - I'm just saying, man.> 1025 00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:47,460 House in the woods, summer camp, hot nun.> 1026 00:48:47,594 --> 00:48:48,995 [Nick laughs]> 1027 00:48:49,950 --> 00:48:52,650 Yeah, it sure beats telling **** jokes to drunken tourists.> 1028 00:48:52,165 --> 00:48:53,533 Hey, it's a living.> 1029 00:48:55,350 --> 00:48:56,536 It wasn't for me. [sighs]> 1030 00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:00,240 So why are you here?> 1031 00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:01,975 What do you mean? I needed a little Nicky.> 1032 00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:03,109 [chuckles]> 1033 00:49:03,209 --> 00:49:04,811 You got a little bit of Nicky,> 1034 00:49:04,911 --> 00:49:09,315 and, uh, Nicky's a little concerned.> 1035 00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:11,785 You haven't signed the papers yet, have you?> 1036 00:49:12,185 --> 00:49:14,200 [chuckles] Seriously?> 1037 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,123 [sighs]> 1038 00:49:17,223 --> 00:49:20,930 - That's it. You blew my high. - Are you gonna cry?> 1039 00:49:20,193 --> 00:49:21,995 Do you wanna cry? You wanna let it go?> 1040 00:49:22,950 --> 00:49:23,830 Come to Papa Bear. Come on.> 1041 00:49:24,464 --> 00:49:26,366 I tried to give her everything, Nick.> 1042 00:49:26,466 --> 00:49:27,867 But where would she put it?> 1043 00:49:27,967 --> 00:49:29,969 [both laugh]> 1044 00:49:30,370 --> 00:49:32,906 - God bless Steven Wright. - Ah.> 1045 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,275 "All those who believe in psychokinesis> 1046 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:38,745 - raise my hand." -"Raise my hand."> 1047 00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:41,514 I broke into Jenna's house in the middle of the night,> 1048 00:49:41,648 --> 00:49:42,949 and I kidnapped Ezra.> 1049 00:49:43,490 --> 00:49:44,451 [Nick laughs]> 1050 00:49:46,753 --> 00:49:48,121 All right, I'll play along.> 1051 00:49:48,221 --> 00:49:50,724 Why did you break into Jenna's house and kidnap Ezra?> 1052 00:49:50,824 --> 00:49:53,727 Ezzie snuck out of Jenna's and got hit by a cab.> 1053 00:49:53,827 --> 00:49:54,994 What?> 1054 00:49:55,295 --> 00:49:57,530 His doctor said he might've done it on purpose.> 1055 00:49:57,664 --> 00:49:58,565 Shit!> 1056 00:49:58,698 --> 00:50:00,533 You think that was true?> 1057 00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:03,303 No! Wha-- you kidding me?> 1058 00:50:03,403 --> 00:50:06,239 Every day he wakes up, that kid chooses life.> 1059 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,108 Oh, good.> 1060 00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:11,277 - That's good. - [sighs]> 1061 00:50:11,711 --> 00:50:12,979 So why'd you do it?> 1062 00:50:13,613 --> 00:50:15,949 Jenna thinks he should go to a special needs school, and I don't.> 1063 00:50:16,490 --> 00:50:18,118 - Why not? - Because in public school,> 1064 00:50:18,218 --> 00:50:20,854 you know, he'll learn how to fight, learn how to protect himself.> 1065 00:50:20,954 --> 00:50:22,122 What are you, the great Santini?> 1066 00:50:22,222 --> 00:50:23,890 What are you-- what are you talking about?> 1067 00:50:23,990 --> 00:50:26,159 I see people move away from Ez, right?> 1068 00:50:26,559 --> 00:50:29,195 He has a temper tantrum or he's just walking down the street.> 1069 00:50:29,295 --> 00:50:33,990 You know, people aren't trying to be mean, it's just that it's easier.> 1070 00:50:33,199 --> 00:50:35,268 You know the word "autism" comes from the Greek> 1071 00:50:35,368 --> 00:50:36,636 "in your own world."> 1072 00:50:36,770 --> 00:50:39,339 I don't want him in his own world, Nick. I--> 1073 00:50:44,377 --> 00:50:45,812 [voice cracking] I want him in this world.> 1074 00:50:45,912 --> 00:50:47,547 [sighs]> 1075 00:50:52,952 --> 00:50:54,587 [Nick sighs]> 1076 00:50:54,721 --> 00:50:56,890 [phone vibrating]> 1077 00:50:57,724 --> 00:50:59,590 You make it back okay?> 1078 00:50:59,392 --> 00:51:00,794 [Pop-Pop] Put Max on the phone.> 1079 00:51:00,894 --> 00:51:03,196 Oh, my God. [sighs]> 1080 00:51:03,296 --> 00:51:05,310 I don't have your pan.> 1081 00:51:05,131 --> 00:51:06,433 [Pop-Pop] Hello.> 1082 00:51:09,169 --> 00:51:11,171 - Hello? - Yeah, I'm right here, Pop.> 1083 00:51:11,271 --> 00:51:12,839 What do you think, the world stopped for you> 1084 00:51:12,939 --> 00:51:15,750 - to hang out with this idiot? - What are you talking about?> 1085 00:51:15,175 --> 00:51:17,177 She took my son and I took him back!> 1086 00:51:17,277 --> 00:51:19,245 You made a promise, you didn't keep your promise.> 1087 00:51:19,346 --> 00:51:21,214 She's throwing rocks at my window now.> 1088 00:51:21,314 --> 00:51:22,882 - Hang up the phone. - Hello?> 1089 00:51:22,982 --> 00:51:24,417 I'm coming there tomorrow!> 1090 00:51:24,517 --> 00:51:25,985 - [both] No! - Then listen to me carefully.> 1091 00:51:26,860 --> 00:51:27,954 Call Ezzie's mom.> 1092 00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:30,924 - You hear me? Call Ezzie's mom. - I don't have your pan.> 1093 00:51:33,930 --> 00:51:34,894 [phone chiming]> 1094 00:51:37,364 --> 00:51:39,432 - Where are you? - Uh, don't worry about it.> 1095 00:51:39,532 --> 00:51:42,535 - Where are you? Where are you? - You know, Jen, I gotta say,> 1096 00:51:42,635 --> 00:51:44,938 in spite of everything that we've been through,> 1097 00:51:45,380 --> 00:51:47,173 I-- I really believed you when you said that no matter what,> 1098 00:51:47,273 --> 00:51:49,142 we were gonna treat each other like family,> 1099 00:51:49,242 --> 00:51:50,643 and we were gonna be honest with each other.> 1100 00:51:50,777 --> 00:51:52,779 - Remember you said that? - You haven't been honest, Max.> 1101 00:51:52,879 --> 00:51:55,515 You took him, and you need to bring him home!> 1102 00:51:55,615 --> 00:51:56,850 L-Let me ask you something.> 1103 00:51:57,150 --> 00:51:58,718 Did Ezra tell you that the reason he ran into the street> 1104 00:51:58,852 --> 00:52:01,521 was because he thought he was gonna get bit by a dog?> 1105 00:52:01,621 --> 00:52:04,324 Yes, I mean, what difference does it make?> 1106 00:52:04,424 --> 00:52:07,394 He ran out of the house in his pajamas, barefoot,> 1107 00:52:07,494 --> 00:52:09,162 and he nearly got hit by a cab!> 1108 00:52:09,262 --> 00:52:11,297 Yeah, because he heard your boyfriend say he was gonna kill me.> 1109 00:52:11,398 --> 00:52:12,732 Yeah, and he was coming to warn me.> 1110 00:52:12,866 --> 00:52:15,735 Okay, y-- you're scaring me now, Max.> 1111 00:52:15,869 --> 00:52:18,638 I'm scaring you? Why don't you ask your boyfriend?> 1112 00:52:18,972 --> 00:52:20,240 You know Ezzie doesn't lie!> 1113 00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:22,375 Okay. Hey, hey, you-- you're right.> 1114 00:52:22,475 --> 00:52:24,811 You are family. You are.> 1115 00:52:25,311 --> 00:52:28,214 But you need to just bring him home now, okay?> 1116 00:52:29,683 --> 00:52:32,180 Come home, and we'll talk about all of this.> 1117 00:52:32,485 --> 00:52:33,753 None of this is easy,> 1118 00:52:33,887 --> 00:52:37,570 but all I ever wanted was just to protect our boy.> 1119 00:52:37,490 --> 00:52:39,920 Well, I'm protecting him now.> 1120 00:52:39,192 --> 00:52:40,627 And leave my father alone.> 1121 00:52:45,732 --> 00:52:49,350 You waited four days to call about a missing child> 1122 00:52:49,135 --> 00:52:50,970 taken by a man you're divorcing,> 1123 00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:53,840 who has a restraining order keeping him from seeing that child.> 1124 00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:56,609 - Is that about right? - [Jenna] I know how it sounds.> 1125 00:52:57,444 --> 00:52:58,645 He's his father.> 1126 00:52:58,745 --> 00:53:00,213 You don't think he'd hurt your son?> 1127 00:53:00,313 --> 00:53:01,948 No. No, no, absolutely not.> 1128 00:53:02,315 --> 00:53:04,317 All right. Um, let's make a few calls.> 1129 00:53:04,417 --> 00:53:07,520 We'll see if we can find him, and, um, put a trace on his phone.> 1130 00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:09,422 No disrespect, Mike, but no.> 1131 00:53:09,522 --> 00:53:13,159 I'm sorry, miss, but right now I'm not feelin' good about this.> 1132 00:53:13,259 --> 00:53:14,994 - You understand? - Yeah, I understand.> 1133 00:53:15,950 --> 00:53:18,765 Good, because from a missing and exploited child perspective,> 1134 00:53:18,898 --> 00:53:21,234 we need to issue an Amber Alert now.> 1135 00:53:21,334 --> 00:53:23,336 Are you sure this situation warrants--> 1136 00:53:23,436 --> 00:53:25,972 Margo, let's just start with a missing person's report> 1137 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:28,174 Amber is for situations exactly like this one.> 1138 00:53:28,274 --> 00:53:29,976 And we're late, ma'am.> 1139 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,579 I'm afraid it's not your decision.> 1140 00:53:32,679 --> 00:53:34,781 [gentle guitar music playing]> 1141 00:53:34,914 --> 00:53:36,483 [Margaret] You know how to do it?> 1142 00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:38,451 [Margaret chuckles]> 1143 00:53:53,299 --> 00:53:56,703 [Nick] Hey, that's nice. Thank you.> 1144 00:53:57,170 --> 00:53:59,739 - [Max] Packed up and ready to go. - [Nick] Okay.> 1145 00:54:02,575 --> 00:54:04,544 I don't think that kid's ready to go, though.> 1146 00:54:04,644 --> 00:54:06,460 - Hmm? - You see him over there> 1147 00:54:06,146 --> 00:54:08,448 - making lanyards with Sister Margaret? - Yeah.> 1148 00:54:08,548 --> 00:54:10,684 - Kid's trying to steal my girl. - [Max chuckles]> 1149 00:54:10,784 --> 00:54:13,253 - [Max] They look good together. - [Nick chuckles]> 1150 00:54:13,353 --> 00:54:15,922 I think it's the autism. Chicks dig it.> 1151 00:54:16,723 --> 00:54:19,259 Sometimes I think I might be on the spectrum.> 1152 00:54:19,926 --> 00:54:21,361 I think you check a lot of the boxes.> 1153 00:54:21,461 --> 00:54:23,630 - Yeah. - But, nah, I just think> 1154 00:54:23,163 --> 00:54:24,998 you're a strange dude.> 1155 00:54:25,980 --> 00:54:28,268 Yeah, I'm just uncomfortable in social situations.> 1156 00:54:28,368 --> 00:54:29,669 It's good you're out here.> 1157 00:54:29,769 --> 00:54:33,600 - Yeah. Keeps me away from... - Everyone.> 1158 00:54:33,106 --> 00:54:35,608 - People. - Yeah. Yeah.> 1159 00:54:36,242 --> 00:54:38,678 [sighs] You guys are welcome to stay.> 1160 00:54:38,778 --> 00:54:42,820 Oh, buddy. I'd love to stay, but we can't. I gotta be in LA.> 1161 00:54:42,449 --> 00:54:43,883 - What's in LA? - [sighs]> 1162 00:54:45,952 --> 00:54:47,870 I booked Kimmel.> 1163 00:54:49,556 --> 00:54:51,324 - Are you ****ing kidding me? - Yeah, it's not--> 1164 00:54:51,424 --> 00:54:54,270 You wouldn't lead with that? That's amazing!> 1165 00:54:54,127 --> 00:54:56,262 - Yeah, it's okay. - Max, come on!> 1166 00:54:56,363 --> 00:54:57,964 - Kimmel, that's great! - Yeah.> 1167 00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:01,501 Best I did is get bumped from ****nio. Worst night of my life.> 1168 00:55:01,601 --> 00:55:03,770 Hasselhoff segment ran long.> 1169 00:55:03,870 --> 00:55:06,339 - [chuckles] - I'll tell you what, you go to LA,> 1170 00:55:06,439 --> 00:55:07,841 you work on your set, you get relaxed,> 1171 00:55:07,974 --> 00:55:10,430 you get focused, you get centered, take care of yourself.> 1172 00:55:10,143 --> 00:55:11,211 Leave Ezra with me.> 1173 00:55:11,311 --> 00:55:12,312 Me and Margaret will take care of him--> 1174 00:55:12,412 --> 00:55:13,580 I can't do it, buddy.> 1175 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,810 - I gotta have him with me. - Why not?> 1176 00:55:15,181 --> 00:55:17,917 Because I need him. He keeps my feet on the ground.> 1177 00:55:18,284 --> 00:55:20,860 All right, fine. [sighs]> 1178 00:55:20,186 --> 00:55:22,255 I'll bake you a cake and bring it to you in prison.> 1179 00:55:22,355 --> 00:55:25,225 Okay, well, make sure you throw Stan's saucepan in there.> 1180 00:55:25,325 --> 00:55:27,360 - I don't have the pan. - [whistle blows]> 1181 00:55:30,630 --> 00:55:33,433 Okay, Mr. and Mrs. Carlton. Have a lovely day.> 1182 00:55:33,533 --> 00:55:34,667 [Stan chuckles]> 1183 00:55:35,668 --> 00:55:37,170 [Jenna] Where are they?> 1184 00:55:37,270 --> 00:55:39,239 What do you mean? Just call him.> 1185 00:55:39,339 --> 00:55:41,408 He doesn't answer. He's just like you.> 1186 00:55:41,508 --> 00:55:43,677 I-- well, I can't talk. I'm working. I can't.> 1187 00:55:43,777 --> 00:55:46,312 Hello, Mrs. C. And how are you today, young ladies?> 1188 00:55:46,413 --> 00:55:47,847 - [girl] Hi, Stan! - Score a goal,> 1189 00:55:47,947 --> 00:55:49,616 there's a box of Cracker Jacks in there for you.> 1190 00:55:49,716 --> 00:55:51,184 Cracker Jacks are no good for her teeth.> 1191 00:55:51,284 --> 00:55:53,219 There's gonna be an Amber Alert.> 1192 00:55:53,553 --> 00:55:55,210 What do you mean? You called the cops on him?> 1193 00:55:55,121 --> 00:55:56,389 Where is Ezzie?> 1194 00:55:58,558 --> 00:56:00,894 He's with his father. You shouldn't have done that.> 1195 00:56:01,270 --> 00:56:03,129 That's a-- that's a very bad thing to do.> 1196 00:56:03,229 --> 00:56:04,798 - I did a bad thing? - Yes.> 1197 00:56:04,898 --> 00:56:07,100 - You're making it so he can't see him. - Max did that!> 1198 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,302 - What did you expect him to do? - Not kidnap him!> 1199 00:56:09,402 --> 00:56:11,905 You made it kid-- you made it kidnapping.> 1200 00:56:12,380 --> 00:56:13,106 [Stan groans]> 1201 00:56:14,207 --> 00:56:15,809 Please. Please.> 1202 00:56:15,909 --> 00:56:18,378 - Stan, I don't-- - How could you do that?> 1203 00:56:18,478 --> 00:56:20,146 Amber Alert. Do you know what that is?> 1204 00:56:20,246 --> 00:56:22,682 - I don't wanna fight. - Well, I don't wanna fight either,> 1205 00:56:22,782 --> 00:56:24,517 but all of a sudden you don't believe in him.> 1206 00:56:24,617 --> 00:56:26,319 Now you're gonna-- Amber Alert?> 1207 00:56:26,419 --> 00:56:28,722 I got tired of not knowing what he was gonna do on any given day.> 1208 00:56:28,822 --> 00:56:32,580 I'm already so tired with Ezzie. Please, I just--> 1209 00:56:32,425 --> 00:56:36,396 I'm-- I'm scared. I'm tired. I'm alone. And I need help.> 1210 00:56:37,130 --> 00:56:39,733 Rice Krispies boys make me really tired.> 1211 00:56:47,841 --> 00:56:49,776 All right, well, we're gonna have to--> 1212 00:56:49,876 --> 00:56:52,479 we're gonna have to get to 'em before the cops do.> 1213 00:56:54,347 --> 00:56:56,149 - We? - Yeah, we. Yeah.> 1214 00:56:56,249 --> 00:56:58,180 The shift ends, we start driving.> 1215 00:56:59,419 --> 00:57:00,720 Take 11 hours to get to Michigan.> 1216 00:57:00,820 --> 00:57:02,722 Hopefully, get to them by tomorrow.> 1217 00:57:03,923 --> 00:57:05,258 He's at Nick's?> 1218 00:57:06,192 --> 00:57:09,229 Yes. He's with Nick. I'm not happy about that, but yes.> 1219 00:57:09,729 --> 00:57:12,165 Unfortunately, we're going to Nick's. Yeah.> 1220 00:57:12,565 --> 00:57:14,434 [Max] I have a self-destructive personality.> 1221 00:57:14,534 --> 00:57:15,735 [audience laughs]> 1222 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,471 But it's okay 'cause I recently had a breakthrough.> 1223 00:57:18,571 --> 00:57:21,541 After thousands of hours of hypnosis therapy,> 1224 00:57:21,641 --> 00:57:23,743 I finally met my inner child.> 1225 00:57:25,278 --> 00:57:26,312 And he had a gun.> 1226 00:57:26,413 --> 00:57:28,140 [audience laughs]> 1227 00:57:32,485 --> 00:57:34,454 Yeah, oh, hey. What's up, little guy?> 1228 00:57:34,554 --> 00:57:37,157 Whoa. Okay. Well, what?> 1229 00:57:37,490 --> 00:57:40,760 Okay, come on. Put-- put the gun down. Put the gun down.> 1230 00:57:40,860 --> 00:57:42,362 I'm trying to do a show here.> 1231 00:57:42,462 --> 00:57:44,864 Can you get back in my psyche please? Thank you.> 1232 00:57:44,964 --> 00:57:48,702 Anyway, my therapist said to me, "Max, you're an adult now.> 1233 00:57:48,802 --> 00:57:51,604 You don't need your inner child. He can't help you anymore."> 1234 00:57:51,705 --> 00:57:53,340 I said, "Oh, yeah, really, Mark?> 1235 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:54,908 He's got a gun. What do you got?> 1236 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,444 I'm taking this little sociopath with me everywhere I go."> 1237 00:57:57,544 --> 00:57:59,346 Thank you, Lansing!> 1238 00:57:59,446 --> 00:58:01,414 Great audience. Have a great night!> 1239 00:58:01,514 --> 00:58:04,818 [audience cheering]> 1240 00:58:04,918 --> 00:58:08,455 [comedian] Come on, everybody, let's hear it for Max Bernal!> 1241 00:58:08,788 --> 00:58:10,724 [Max] Let's have a, um, whiskey neat> 1242 00:58:10,824 --> 00:58:12,859 and another pineapple juice for my manager here.> 1243 00:58:12,959 --> 00:58:14,694 [bartender] Pineapple juice coming right up.> 1244 00:58:14,794 --> 00:58:16,563 You really should get the boy home.> 1245 00:58:16,663 --> 00:58:17,964 - [Max] Okay. - He's your son, right?> 1246 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,100 Uh, yeah. That's-- uh, that's my son.> 1247 00:58:20,233 --> 00:58:22,268 It's after 12:00. I was watching him.> 1248 00:58:22,369 --> 00:58:23,903 He doesn't seem happy here.> 1249 00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:27,207 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. You were watching him during my set?> 1250 00:58:27,307 --> 00:58:29,109 - And now I'm offended. I got this, Ez. - No, Dad, Dad...> 1251 00:58:29,242 --> 00:58:30,910 - I got it. - No child should be in this club.> 1252 00:58:31,110 --> 00:58:33,179 Especially not a child with issues.> 1253 00:58:33,279 --> 00:58:34,280 - Issues? - Yeah.> 1254 00:58:34,514 --> 00:58:36,216 - I can't hear. - Really? Let me ask you something.> 1255 00:58:36,316 --> 00:58:38,418 Do I come to where you work and knock the **** outta your mouth?> 1256 00:58:38,518 --> 00:58:39,552 [bartender] Whoa, whoa, whoa!> 1257 00:58:39,652 --> 00:58:40,987 - That's my wife. - Oh, really?> 1258 00:58:41,488 --> 00:58:43,223 I'm sorry to hear that, but she should mind her own ****ing business.> 1259 00:58:43,323 --> 00:58:44,391 Hey, hey, hey!> 1260 00:58:44,491 --> 00:58:46,260 [all shouting indistinctly]> 1261 00:58:46,126 --> 00:58:47,794 [glass shattering]> 1262 00:58:49,295 --> 00:58:50,697 [Ezra] Dad!> 1263 00:58:50,797 --> 00:58:52,232 [woman screams]> 1264 00:58:52,332 --> 00:58:53,433 [Max] Come on, Ezra!> 1265 00:58:53,533 --> 00:58:55,969 [emotional piano music playing]> 1266 00:58:59,105 --> 00:59:02,942 - They were the owners. - Like I said, Ez, I didn't know.> 1267 00:59:03,576 --> 00:59:06,479 - They were the owners. - We covered this already, okay?> 1268 00:59:06,579 --> 00:59:08,810 That's enough now.> 1269 00:59:08,815 --> 00:59:12,850 - I wanna go home. - Hey, buddy, I'm sorry, okay?> 1270 00:59:12,218 --> 00:59:13,720 - I want to go home! - It was my bad.> 1271 00:59:13,820 --> 00:59:15,722 Okay, listen to me, Ezzie, okay?> 1272 00:59:16,222 --> 00:59:19,159 Sometimes life's gonna get messy, okay?> 1273 00:59:19,292 --> 00:59:22,962 And if it does, that's okay.> 1274 00:59:23,630 --> 00:59:24,597 You know, people say life's gotta be neat,> 1275 00:59:24,698 --> 00:59:26,633 it's gotta be nice, but it doesn't.> 1276 00:59:28,100 --> 00:59:29,836 - You hear me? - Yes.> 1277 00:59:31,638 --> 00:59:32,906 Okay.> 1278 00:59:34,407 --> 00:59:35,675 All right, that's good.> 1279 00:59:37,644 --> 00:59:38,978 Go to sleep. That's--> 1280 00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:41,414 that's a good idea.> 1281 00:59:41,514 --> 00:59:46,753 [♪]> 1282 00:59:51,591 --> 00:59:53,626 [Jenna] I really appreciate this, Stan.> 1283 00:59:59,532 --> 01:00:01,201 A mother's job is never done.> 1284 01:00:02,268 --> 01:00:03,636 Or a father's.> 1285 01:00:05,505 --> 01:00:06,606 [Jenna chuckles]> 1286 01:00:06,706 --> 01:00:08,775 I guess I don't even know anymore.> 1287 01:00:19,953 --> 01:00:21,788 Here. Turn here. Here.> 1288 01:00:29,329 --> 01:00:31,731 There he is. There he is. Get close. Look, look.> 1289 01:00:31,831 --> 01:00:33,767 Okay. Okay.> 1290 01:00:35,668 --> 01:00:37,137 [Nick] Shit!> 1291 01:00:37,237 --> 01:00:39,539 [Pop-Pop] Look at your guilt on your face.> 1292 01:00:39,639 --> 01:00:41,541 - What are you doing? - What am I doing?> 1293 01:00:41,641 --> 01:00:43,476 - Run, Zorba, run! - Get off my property!> 1294 01:00:43,576 --> 01:00:45,512 Yeah, run! Come on, run!> 1295 01:00:45,612 --> 01:00:46,880 - **** you, Stan! - Yeah, **** you!> 1296 01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:49,416 Come on, I told you, I don't know where they went!> 1297 01:00:49,516 --> 01:00:51,718 [Jenna] I thought you had more sense, Nick.> 1298 01:00:51,818 --> 01:00:54,540 Yeah, well, I thought you had a heart, Jenna.> 1299 01:00:54,154 --> 01:00:56,389 - Think about Ezra! - My kid is out there!> 1300 01:00:56,489 --> 01:00:57,590 - Oh! Oh! Oh! - Where is he?> 1301 01:00:57,791 --> 01:00:59,159 I'm gonna plunge this into your heart right now> 1302 01:00:59,259 --> 01:01:00,827 unless you tell me exactly where they are!> 1303 01:01:00,927 --> 01:01:02,280 Where are they?> 1304 01:01:02,128 --> 01:01:04,640 They went to go do Kimmel in LA!> 1305 01:01:06,866 --> 01:01:08,680 He got Kimmel?> 1306 01:01:08,168 --> 01:01:08,935 Yeah.> 1307 01:01:09,350 --> 01:01:10,370 I know. He booked Kimmel.> 1308 01:01:11,571 --> 01:01:12,539 Can you believe it?> 1309 01:01:12,639 --> 01:01:16,900 I mean, he's funny but-- [groans]> 1310 01:01:16,109 --> 01:01:18,511 Wait, please don't tell Max that I ratted him out.> 1311 01:01:18,611 --> 01:01:20,513 I'm not strong.> 1312 01:01:20,613 --> 01:01:21,481 - Ow! - Stop whining!> 1313 01:01:21,581 --> 01:01:23,160 God.> 1314 01:01:23,116 --> 01:01:24,784 Meet me in the car. I've got some unfinished business.> 1315 01:01:24,884 --> 01:01:26,920 Please, please, don't leave me alone with him.> 1316 01:01:30,190 --> 01:01:33,460 Okay, I'm going to put this in as loving a way as possible.> 1317 01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:35,762 You need help!> 1318 01:01:35,862 --> 01:01:37,764 Oh, hi, this is Jayne Green's assistant.> 1319 01:01:37,864 --> 01:01:41,434 I was wanting to confirm the date and time for Max Bernal's appearance.> 1320 01:01:43,937 --> 01:01:46,740 Yes, I, uh, accidentally deleted an email.> 1321 01:01:49,509 --> 01:01:51,711 Oh, great! Thank you so much.> 1322 01:01:51,811 --> 01:01:53,446 Appreciate it. Take care.> 1323 01:01:54,848 --> 01:01:55,982 Let's go.> 1324 01:02:03,890 --> 01:02:04,524 I'm gonna get a coffee.> 1325 01:02:04,624 --> 01:02:07,193 - Ooh, there's candy. - Hey, you've had enough sugar.> 1326 01:02:08,194 --> 01:02:09,290 [Max chuckles]> 1327 01:02:09,129 --> 01:02:10,563 Uh, can I have a black coffee please?> 1328 01:02:10,663 --> 01:02:12,320 - Sure thing. - Thanks.> 1329 01:02:14,601 --> 01:02:18,838 Hey, dude, where can I get a local motel you can suggest?> 1330 01:02:18,938 --> 01:02:20,874 Uh, yeah, you got the Jersey plates, right?> 1331 01:02:20,974 --> 01:02:22,175 - Uh-huh. - '71 El Do?> 1332 01:02:22,275 --> 01:02:23,476 - Yeah. - Sweet.> 1333 01:02:23,843 --> 01:02:26,813 Yeah. Hey, hey, sir, you-- you got a great-- great eye for cars.> 1334 01:02:26,913 --> 01:02:29,382 Ah, only sort of. Uh, my grandma's got an El Do.> 1335 01:02:29,516 --> 01:02:32,520 So, five exits, Best Western, includes breakfast and biscuits.> 1336 01:02:32,152 --> 01:02:33,853 - Oh. Great. Which way? That way? - That way.> 1337 01:02:33,953 --> 01:02:35,855 Hey, look, I'm on TV!> 1338 01:02:36,456 --> 01:02:38,725 Yeah, look at that, buddy. Your commercial's running everywhere.> 1339 01:02:38,825 --> 01:02:40,600 - This should help. - Yeah.> 1340 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,728 Child actor, we're on our way to Hollywood> 1341 01:02:41,828 --> 01:02:43,129 for a big screen test.> 1342 01:02:43,229 --> 01:02:44,330 - Not true. - Why don't you go> 1343 01:02:44,464 --> 01:02:46,700 - wait for me in the car, yeah? - Hey, wait!> 1344 01:02:47,133 --> 01:02:49,803 Have I seen you in anything?> 1345 01:02:49,903 --> 01:02:53,139 Sanford and Son. It will be remade!> 1346 01:02:54,941 --> 01:02:57,177 Hey, let me get your autograph. Sign it "To Tim."> 1347 01:02:57,277 --> 01:02:59,179 "You'll never catch me alive, Tim!"> 1348 01:03:00,460 --> 01:03:01,381 [door creaking]> 1349 01:03:11,758 --> 01:03:14,160 [Max] DUI Checkpoint. What the hell?> 1350 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,400 [car rattling]> 1351 01:03:27,140 --> 01:03:28,775 - [Max] Whoa! - [Ezra] What's wrong?> 1352 01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:30,510 Nothing! Go back to sleep, buddy.> 1353 01:03:30,610 --> 01:03:32,780 - Come on, it's late. - What are you doing?> 1354 01:03:32,178 --> 01:03:34,470 - Just taking a shortcut. - To where?> 1355 01:03:34,147 --> 01:03:36,950 - Best campsite in Nebraska. - This isn't a shortcut!> 1356 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,418 - Yeah, it is! - No, it's not!> 1357 01:03:38,551 --> 01:03:40,954 I can see the road right there-- shit!> 1358 01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:42,989 - [metallic clanking] - ****!> 1359 01:03:43,890 --> 01:03:45,158 Ez? Ez, where are ya? You okay?> 1360 01:03:45,258 --> 01:03:47,270 - Ezzie? - [Ezra groans]> 1361 01:03:47,127 --> 01:03:48,628 I want to go home!> 1362 01:03:48,728 --> 01:03:49,963 - [car door clicks open] - [Max] Ez.> 1363 01:03:50,630 --> 01:03:53,933 Ez! ****! ****! Hey, come on, buddy!> 1364 01:03:56,202 --> 01:03:57,103 Okay.> 1365 01:03:58,710 --> 01:03:59,339 Come on, where are you?> 1366 01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:01,410 Ez?> 1367 01:04:02,275 --> 01:04:03,430 Ezzie?> 1368 01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:05,110 [breathing heavily]> 1369 01:04:06,379 --> 01:04:07,313 ****!> 1370 01:04:07,414 --> 01:04:08,648 [foliage rustling]> 1371 01:04:10,417 --> 01:04:11,484 Ezzie!> 1372 01:04:16,222 --> 01:04:17,390 Ezzie!> 1373 01:04:27,767 --> 01:04:29,200 Ez!> 1374 01:04:35,608 --> 01:04:36,876 Ezzie!> 1375 01:04:36,976 --> 01:04:42,282 [♪]> 1376 01:04:42,382 --> 01:04:44,417 [steam hissing]> 1377 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:48,455 - [Max] Hey! Stop! - [Ezra] No!> 1378 01:04:48,588 --> 01:04:49,856 Stop!> 1379 01:04:50,357 --> 01:04:52,359 - Hey! Hey! I said stop, okay? - Ow!> 1380 01:04:52,459 --> 01:04:54,627 Stop! I said stop!> 1381 01:04:54,728 --> 01:04:56,596 I told you to stop!> 1382 01:04:56,696 --> 01:04:58,198 What are you gonna do?> 1383 01:04:58,732 --> 01:05:01,701 Hit me? You wanna hit me? Come on, hit me!> 1384 01:05:01,801 --> 01:05:03,136 No! I'm-- I'm not, I'm not.> 1385 01:05:03,236 --> 01:05:04,504 No, I just-- you scared me, buddy.> 1386 01:05:04,637 --> 01:05:06,906 You freaked me out. I'm sorry. Okay?> 1387 01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:08,842 Why did you take me?> 1388 01:05:09,242 --> 01:05:11,611 Why did you take me if you don't know how to help me?> 1389 01:05:11,711 --> 01:05:13,246 I don't know, buddy.> 1390 01:05:13,346 --> 01:05:15,382 You're my superhero. I just-- you're everything.> 1391 01:05:15,482 --> 01:05:17,150 You're my mojo.> 1392 01:05:17,250 --> 01:05:19,819 I'm not your superhero!> 1393 01:05:19,919 --> 01:05:22,550 I'm not your mojo! I'm not your buddy!> 1394 01:05:22,155 --> 01:05:24,457 I'm your son! And you're my dad!> 1395 01:05:24,557 --> 01:05:27,727 My dad! My dad! My dad! My dad! My dad!> 1396 01:05:27,827 --> 01:05:30,196 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.> 1397 01:05:30,296 --> 01:05:32,165 - [sobbing] I hate you. - It's okay.> 1398 01:05:32,265 --> 01:05:35,135 I hate you. [sobbing]> 1399 01:05:35,235 --> 01:05:37,103 [hissing continues]> 1400 01:05:38,972 --> 01:05:41,408 [crickets chirping]> 1401 01:06:02,729 --> 01:06:04,798 [line ringing]> 1402 01:06:04,898 --> 01:06:07,233 [Max breathing heavily]> 1403 01:06:08,835 --> 01:06:10,603 - [Stan] Hello? - Pop?> 1404 01:06:12,539 --> 01:06:13,506 Hello?> 1405 01:06:13,606 --> 01:06:14,941 I almost hit my kid.> 1406 01:06:15,410 --> 01:06:16,276 Wh-- what happened?> 1407 01:06:17,770 --> 01:06:18,211 What h-- what happened?> 1408 01:06:18,311 --> 01:06:19,979 - I-- I almost-- - What?> 1409 01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:21,681 I almost hit Ezra.> 1410 01:06:22,150 --> 01:06:23,717 Where are you? Shit.> 1411 01:06:23,817 --> 01:06:27,354 - I-- I'm in the-- I'm in the woods. - Where, where, where?> 1412 01:06:27,454 --> 01:06:29,122 The ****ing woods. I don't know where, okay?> 1413 01:06:29,222 --> 01:06:32,258 I just-- I almost hit Ezra, and I--> 1414 01:06:32,359 --> 01:06:33,727 I don't know where to put all this, Pop.> 1415 01:06:33,827 --> 01:06:36,429 I don't know where to put all this ****ing rage.> 1416 01:06:36,863 --> 01:06:40,200 You don't put it anywhere. You just-- you bury it.> 1417 01:06:40,567 --> 01:06:43,870 Yeah, okay. But I'm asking you, what do I do?> 1418 01:06:43,970 --> 01:06:45,500 You know what to do! You can't--> 1419 01:06:45,105 --> 01:06:46,439 I don't. I don't know what to do, man.> 1420 01:06:46,539 --> 01:06:48,375 I'm in a forest, I'm losing my shit,> 1421 01:06:48,475 --> 01:06:50,710 and I don't know what to do, so I thought that maybe,> 1422 01:06:50,810 --> 01:06:52,445 just maybe you might just be like a normal dad> 1423 01:06:52,545 --> 01:06:53,613 and give me some ****ing advice!> 1424 01:06:53,847 --> 01:06:55,215 Max, shut up. What are you talking about?> 1425 01:06:55,315 --> 01:06:56,783 I'm trying to talk to you about it now.> 1426 01:06:56,883 --> 01:06:57,884 And then you want some advice?> 1427 01:06:57,984 --> 01:06:59,520 I'll give you some advice.> 1428 01:06:59,152 --> 01:07:00,420 It's this simple.> 1429 01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:02,589 Bite your arm off, tie yourself to a tree,> 1430 01:07:02,722 --> 01:07:05,158 do whatever you need to do to not hit your kid.> 1431 01:07:05,258 --> 01:07:07,600 It's that simple.> 1432 01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:09,462 You understand?> 1433 01:07:09,562 --> 01:07:11,331 Look what happened with us. It killed me.> 1434 01:07:11,431 --> 01:07:13,633 You cannot hit him. You cannot hit him!> 1435 01:07:15,935 --> 01:07:17,837 Okay, I-- Yeah, I get it.> 1436 01:07:18,505 --> 01:07:19,773 Are you sure you do? Because if you did,> 1437 01:07:19,873 --> 01:07:21,107 you'd know it's time to throw in the towel> 1438 01:07:21,207 --> 01:07:22,242 on this stupid trip.> 1439 01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:24,440 - It's not a stupid trip. - Yes, it is.> 1440 01:07:24,144 --> 01:07:25,578 It's not, Pop. It's not stupid.> 1441 01:07:25,679 --> 01:07:28,214 Yes, it is. It's stupid.> 1442 01:07:28,314 --> 01:07:30,450 How are you gonna feel if you end up back in jail?> 1443 01:07:30,550 --> 01:07:31,451 Then what?> 1444 01:07:32,519 --> 01:07:34,870 [Max sighs]> 1445 01:07:34,187 --> 01:07:36,156 Where are you? I'll come get you.> 1446 01:07:41,561 --> 01:07:43,697 ****. ****.> 1447 01:07:43,830 --> 01:07:46,900 [panting]> 1448 01:07:48,535 --> 01:07:50,637 [birds chirping]> 1449 01:08:05,452 --> 01:08:07,120 [Jenna] You can't even say the word.> 1450 01:08:07,220 --> 01:08:08,388 [Stan] It's just a word.> 1451 01:08:09,356 --> 01:08:10,457 Autism.> 1452 01:08:12,559 --> 01:08:13,927 Yeah, whatever.> 1453 01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,290 [chuckles]> 1454 01:08:16,129 --> 01:08:20,633 Saying it out loud, it'll help Ezzie in his life.> 1455 01:08:20,734 --> 01:08:24,604 Nah, you know, I don't-- I'm not sure about that.> 1456 01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:29,743 We gotta be able to talk about this and not...> 1457 01:08:30,577 --> 01:08:32,178 Okay, tell me. What do you want to talk about?> 1458 01:08:32,278 --> 01:08:33,613 I don't want to be hiding about it.> 1459 01:08:33,713 --> 01:08:35,248 I want to talk about it. I want to give it a name.> 1460 01:08:35,348 --> 01:08:37,250 I want to get-- I want to get all the help we can get.> 1461 01:08:37,350 --> 01:08:39,152 Who's hiding? Who's hiding? Nobody's hiding.> 1462 01:08:39,252 --> 01:08:41,821 Max is hiding him right now! He took him, he's hiding him!> 1463 01:08:41,921 --> 01:08:43,623 He's not hiding him, he's taking him somewhere.> 1464 01:08:43,723 --> 01:08:45,625 You think he's gonna kill him? He's gonna--> 1465 01:08:45,725 --> 01:08:47,761 I don't think-- of course I don't think that.> 1466 01:08:47,861 --> 01:08:50,663 - [overlapping conversation] - I don't think that, but he scared me.> 1467 01:08:50,764 --> 01:08:53,166 You know he's gonna take him somewhere or do something.> 1468 01:08:53,266 --> 01:08:55,735 But that doesn't mean he's gonna do anything bad to him.> 1469 01:08:55,835 --> 01:08:56,836 I don't know.> 1470 01:08:56,936 --> 01:08:58,672 The fragility of Max and his mental state,> 1471 01:08:58,772 --> 01:09:01,741 and his situ-- he's-- he flies off the handle.> 1472 01:09:01,841 --> 01:09:03,877 He doesn't know how to control Ezzie.> 1473 01:09:03,977 --> 01:09:05,979 He doesn't know everything that he needs.> 1474 01:09:06,112 --> 01:09:08,615 No, he doesn't. But neither do you. Nobody knows.> 1475 01:09:08,715 --> 01:09:10,250 - I-- - It's what it is.> 1476 01:09:10,350 --> 01:09:12,850 It's a condition that just is there.> 1477 01:09:13,319 --> 01:09:14,654 We have to deal with it.> 1478 01:09:14,754 --> 01:09:16,356 And I know you-- I know you think> 1479 01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:18,525 my side gave him what you say he's got.> 1480 01:09:18,625 --> 01:09:20,600 - I never said that. - You didn't have to.> 1481 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:21,361 I never said that.> 1482 01:09:21,761 --> 01:09:23,363 And my wife did the same thing. I had the same fights with her.> 1483 01:09:23,463 --> 01:09:25,632 - Do not compare me to his mother. - I'm not comparing you, but--> 1484 01:09:25,732 --> 01:09:26,933 Don't compare me to his mother.> 1485 01:09:27,670 --> 01:09:29,235 I'm not comparing you, but there is a similarity.> 1486 01:09:29,335 --> 01:09:31,438 I'm sorry. It is what it is.> 1487 01:09:31,538 --> 01:09:33,239 I devoted my life to this family.> 1488 01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:37,770 I'm devoting my life to this family. That woman abandoned him.> 1489 01:09:38,144 --> 01:09:40,714 I don't even know what happened because you don't talk about it,> 1490 01:09:40,814 --> 01:09:43,516 and Max doesn't talk about it, so nobody talks about anything.> 1491 01:09:43,616 --> 01:09:45,752 But-- but what she did was unforgivable.> 1492 01:09:46,586 --> 01:09:47,854 Don't compare me to her.> 1493 01:09:49,289 --> 01:09:50,457 How dare you.> 1494 01:09:50,557 --> 01:09:52,959 It was a--> 1495 01:09:53,930 --> 01:09:55,962 it was a long time ago, so it's all over with now.> 1496 01:09:57,970 --> 01:10:00,233 [flies buzzing]> 1497 01:10:04,904 --> 01:10:07,400 [Ezra] I can't believe you grew up around here.> 1498 01:10:07,173 --> 01:10:08,475 [Max] Yeah, I know, right?> 1499 01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:10,477 Pop-Pop met my mother in New York,> 1500 01:10:10,577 --> 01:10:12,645 and then, well, we all moved to Nebraska.> 1501 01:10:12,746 --> 01:10:13,980 Why did your mother leave?> 1502 01:10:17,884 --> 01:10:20,620 Uh, you know, it's funny, buddy.> 1503 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,455 I-- I don't really know.> 1504 01:10:22,555 --> 01:10:23,590 That's not funny.> 1505 01:10:24,924 --> 01:10:26,526 You're right. It's not funny.> 1506 01:10:29,229 --> 01:10:31,931 You know, I just-- I woke up one morning, and she was gone.> 1507 01:10:34,670 --> 01:10:36,302 And I guess, uh,> 1508 01:10:36,403 --> 01:10:37,704 I guess after so many years,> 1509 01:10:37,804 --> 01:10:39,305 I just worked it out for myself> 1510 01:10:39,406 --> 01:10:41,875 that she must have been pretty sad> 1511 01:10:43,376 --> 01:10:44,878 to do something like that, right?> 1512 01:10:45,845 --> 01:10:48,281 She was a terrible mother.> 1513 01:10:51,618 --> 01:10:52,886 You're right. She was.> 1514 01:10:55,522 --> 01:10:56,556 She was.> 1515 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:02,362 [Max] All right, come on. Let's go.> 1516 01:11:02,462 --> 01:11:03,697 Hey, folks, thank you again.> 1517 01:11:03,797 --> 01:11:06,332 - Thank you so much. - [man] Bye. Be safe now.> 1518 01:11:06,433 --> 01:11:07,801 [Max] What a nice couple.> 1519 01:11:08,401 --> 01:11:11,671 I bet-- I bet they've been together since they were your age.> 1520 01:11:11,771 --> 01:11:15,275 - I'm going to die a virgin. - What? No, that's bullshit.> 1521 01:11:15,742 --> 01:11:19,212 Someone out there who loves dinosaurs,> 1522 01:11:19,312 --> 01:11:21,514 Dostoevsky and Family Guy.> 1523 01:11:21,614 --> 01:11:23,983 - You watch. - And live action D&D.> 1524 01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,387 And live action D&D. There you go. You know what you want.> 1525 01:11:28,210 --> 01:11:30,957 - What are we doing here? - [Max sighs]> 1526 01:11:31,570 --> 01:11:35,195 The lady who lives here is an old friend of your dad's.> 1527 01:11:35,995 --> 01:11:38,398 This place looks like a demon movie waiting to happen.> 1528 01:11:38,498 --> 01:11:41,000 [chuckles] Let's hope not, huh?> 1529 01:11:41,101 --> 01:11:43,737 Ah! [knocks on door]> 1530 01:11:47,874 --> 01:11:49,609 - Oh, my God! - Oh, hey!> 1531 01:11:49,709 --> 01:11:51,911 - Hi. - What--> 1532 01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:54,481 - Hi. - [chuckles] Oh, no!> 1533 01:11:54,581 --> 01:11:56,820 - Hi! - Hi, Grace. Hi!> 1534 01:11:56,182 --> 01:11:57,283 What are you doing here?> 1535 01:11:57,384 --> 01:11:59,352 [Max sighs] That's a-- that's a long story.> 1536 01:11:59,452 --> 01:12:02,922 Um, Grace, this is Ezra.> 1537 01:12:05,458 --> 01:12:07,260 Nice to meet you, Ezra.> 1538 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:08,695 Heard a lot about you.> 1539 01:12:09,963 --> 01:12:11,998 - I've never heard about you. - [Max] Yeah.> 1540 01:12:12,980 --> 01:12:13,867 - [girl] Who's here, Mom? - [Max] Oh, wow.> 1541 01:12:13,967 --> 01:12:16,436 - You're-- - [chuckles] This is my Ruby.> 1542 01:12:16,536 --> 01:12:18,204 Way different from your baby picture.> 1543 01:12:18,338 --> 01:12:19,272 [chuckles] I hope so.> 1544 01:12:19,372 --> 01:12:21,374 - Hi. - [Grace] This is an old friend, Max.> 1545 01:12:21,474 --> 01:12:22,842 And his son Ezra.> 1546 01:12:23,843 --> 01:12:25,780 Hi.> 1547 01:12:25,178 --> 01:12:27,213 Do you wanna come play with Harper and me?> 1548 01:12:28,515 --> 01:12:29,382 [Ruby chuckles]> 1549 01:12:31,484 --> 01:12:32,952 Come on! Harper!> 1550 01:12:33,530 --> 01:12:34,387 [Harper panting]> 1551 01:12:34,487 --> 01:12:36,489 - This is a surprise. - Yeah, I know.> 1552 01:12:36,589 --> 01:12:39,993 - Mm. - You think we can go inside?> 1553 01:12:40,930 --> 01:12:42,595 I'm kind of a fugitive from the law.> 1554 01:12:42,696 --> 01:12:44,164 - What the hell? - I'm not joking.> 1555 01:12:45,980 --> 01:12:46,990 Come on!> 1556 01:12:46,199 --> 01:12:48,802 [Harper barking]> 1557 01:12:52,172 --> 01:12:53,206 Harper!> 1558 01:12:57,770 --> 01:12:57,944 [Ezra] Does...> 1559 01:12:59,112 --> 01:13:01,481 does Harper always follow you?> 1560 01:13:01,581 --> 01:13:02,682 All the time.> 1561 01:13:02,782 --> 01:13:04,551 Lucky dog.> 1562 01:13:04,851 --> 01:13:08,210 [girl] Get off of me! [laughter]> 1563 01:13:08,121 --> 01:13:11,558 Ridgeway has tried to push me into Jack's pond.> 1564 01:13:11,658 --> 01:13:13,593 - You loved it! - [girl] You wish!> 1565 01:13:13,693 --> 01:13:16,830 - [Ridgeway] You moving on my girl, man? - Uh, I'm not his girl.> 1566 01:13:18,465 --> 01:13:19,833 [Ridgeway] Introduce us, Rubes.> 1567 01:13:19,933 --> 01:13:23,103 - Ezra, Ridgeway and Cally. - Where are you from?> 1568 01:13:25,505 --> 01:13:26,973 He's from back east.> 1569 01:13:27,407 --> 01:13:28,875 Wow, look at him go.> 1570 01:13:28,975 --> 01:13:31,978 Please don't be a ****.> 1571 01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:35,480 "No one cared who I was until I put on the mask."> 1572 01:13:35,148 --> 01:13:38,180 That was pretty random, freak.> 1573 01:13:38,118 --> 01:13:40,887 "Who is Bane? Why does he wear the mask?"> 1574 01:13:40,987 --> 01:13:42,355 Dark Knight is my obsession.> 1575 01:13:44,424 --> 01:13:45,291 Let's go.> 1576 01:13:47,293 --> 01:13:48,461 [Grace] So tell me again.> 1577 01:13:48,561 --> 01:13:50,864 Oh, I just ran out of patience.> 1578 01:13:50,964 --> 01:13:52,365 Which happens to all parents.> 1579 01:13:52,465 --> 01:13:54,768 Yeah, but what I was seeing--> 1580 01:13:54,868 --> 01:13:55,902 He wasn't safe.> 1581 01:13:57,570 --> 01:13:58,672 And now he is?> 1582 01:14:02,409 --> 01:14:03,743 Appears safe to me.> 1583 01:14:06,579 --> 01:14:10,160 - Ugh... I don't know, Max. - What?> 1584 01:14:10,116 --> 01:14:11,451 Why don't you let me call Jenna?> 1585 01:14:11,551 --> 01:14:13,453 No, no, no, no. Look, I already called her, okay?> 1586 01:14:13,553 --> 01:14:14,721 She knows he's okay.> 1587 01:14:17,157 --> 01:14:18,580 Okay.> 1588 01:14:18,725 --> 01:14:19,893 Yeah.> 1589 01:14:20,293 --> 01:14:22,896 I'm not gonna fight you on it, all right?> 1590 01:14:22,996 --> 01:14:25,532 So eat your sandwich, wash up,> 1591 01:14:25,632 --> 01:14:27,233 and hitchhike off to LA.> 1592 01:14:28,768 --> 01:14:31,905 Look, I know this all seems insane, but...> 1593 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:33,940 - Yeah. - ...I didn't know where else to go.> 1594 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:35,108 So...> 1595 01:14:36,343 --> 01:14:38,445 So let me help you.> 1596 01:14:38,545 --> 01:14:41,781 I can't-- I got-- I gotta finish this, Grace.> 1597 01:14:41,881 --> 01:14:44,718 I do, you know. That kid is--> 1598 01:14:45,352 --> 01:14:47,120 is the one thing that I can't get wrong.> 1599 01:14:47,220 --> 01:14:48,922 That's right. That's right, you can't.> 1600 01:14:49,220 --> 01:14:50,724 - Because he's perfect. - No.> 1601 01:14:51,910 --> 01:14:52,892 He's not, Grace. He's not perfect.> 1602 01:14:52,992 --> 01:14:55,261 And everybody's trying to make him be> 1603 01:14:55,362 --> 01:14:56,529 just like everybody else.> 1604 01:14:56,629 --> 01:14:58,665 Me included, right?> 1605 01:14:58,765 --> 01:15:00,900 And then one day he might magically wake up> 1606 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,204 [stammers] and become the coolest, most amped up> 1607 01:15:04,304 --> 01:15:08,375 and normal kid that's ever walked the face of the earth.> 1608 01:15:08,508 --> 01:15:09,976 And that is not gonna happen.> 1609 01:15:11,644 --> 01:15:12,545 It's not.> 1610 01:15:19,386 --> 01:15:20,720 It's not. It's never gonna happen.> 1611 01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:21,855 So, I have to protect him,> 1612 01:15:21,955 --> 01:15:24,157 you know, and if I can't protect him,> 1613 01:15:24,257 --> 01:15:25,892 well, then, he's not gonna make it.> 1614 01:15:25,992 --> 01:15:27,460 And I-- [exhales]> 1615 01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:29,529 ["Carry You" by Novo Amor plays]> 1616 01:15:32,232 --> 01:15:34,801 [Max sighing]> 1617 01:15:39,706 --> 01:15:42,108 Do you want caramel or fudge?> 1618 01:15:43,243 --> 01:15:44,310 [Ridgeway] Both.> 1619 01:15:44,411 --> 01:15:46,179 [Cally] You're so bad.> 1620 01:15:46,913 --> 01:15:49,490 Oh, my God! You have to try this, Ezra!> 1621 01:15:50,417 --> 01:15:52,318 Come on. I won't take no for an answer.> 1622 01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:54,821 Uh-uh.> 1623 01:15:57,557 --> 01:15:58,558 You won't regret it.> 1624 01:16:02,629 --> 01:16:04,297 ♪ Torn down> 1625 01:16:04,397 --> 01:16:05,298 How good is that?> 1626 01:16:05,398 --> 01:16:07,534 ♪ Full of aching> 1627 01:16:07,634 --> 01:16:08,802 ♪ Somehow> 1628 01:16:08,902 --> 01:16:10,700 You okay?> 1629 01:16:10,170 --> 01:16:12,639 ♪ Our youth would take the blame ♪> 1630 01:16:12,739 --> 01:16:13,907 ♪ Worn out> 1631 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:15,675 [Grace] Yeah, I mean, nobody uses it.> 1632 01:16:15,775 --> 01:16:17,911 [Max] Oh, my God.> 1633 01:16:19,579 --> 01:16:21,314 - Here she is! - Oh!> 1634 01:16:21,414 --> 01:16:22,382 I gotta lay hands on her.> 1635 01:16:22,515 --> 01:16:24,117 - [Grace laughs] - Oh, I'm getting the vibes.> 1636 01:16:24,217 --> 01:16:25,752 We did everything in this bucket.> 1637 01:16:25,852 --> 01:16:27,921 [laughs] You know what?> 1638 01:16:28,210 --> 01:16:29,255 If she starts, take her.> 1639 01:16:30,390 --> 01:16:31,691 - Really? - Mm-hmm.> 1640 01:16:31,791 --> 01:16:33,393 Okay. Thank you.> 1641 01:16:33,860 --> 01:16:36,963 I'll-- I'll get it back to you just as soon all this blows over.> 1642 01:16:37,630 --> 01:16:38,832 It's okay. It's gonna be fine, Max.> 1643 01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:40,900 It's gonna be fine.> 1644 01:16:41,234 --> 01:16:43,303 You just need to stop biting the dog.> 1645 01:16:44,437 --> 01:16:45,672 ♪ Climb down> 1646 01:16:45,772 --> 01:16:47,874 - What-- what do you mean? - Sixth grade.> 1647 01:16:47,974 --> 01:16:51,440 A dog was coming toward us, and you bit the dog.> 1648 01:16:51,144 --> 01:16:51,978 Oh!> 1649 01:16:52,780 --> 01:16:53,680 - Yeah, well-- - You bit it.> 1650 01:16:53,780 --> 01:16:55,415 I was-- I was trying to protect you.> 1651 01:16:55,548 --> 01:16:57,450 - Oh, right. Come on! - I was protecting you.> 1652 01:16:57,584 --> 01:17:00,754 Come on! I mean, the dog wasn't even gonna bite me or you.> 1653 01:17:00,854 --> 01:17:03,757 The poor thing ran off with its tail between its legs.> 1654 01:17:03,857 --> 01:17:05,258 - Yeah? - Yeah.> 1655 01:17:07,694 --> 01:17:10,397 Listen, not everyone is trying to bite you, Max.> 1656 01:17:13,833 --> 01:17:15,502 ♪ Hallowed> 1657 01:17:15,902 --> 01:17:17,237 [Ruby] You want to feed him?> 1658 01:17:18,905 --> 01:17:20,407 Have you ever ridden one before?> 1659 01:17:23,900 --> 01:17:24,577 How would you feel if you left here> 1660 01:17:24,678 --> 01:17:27,130 and didn't even pet one of these gorgeous animals?> 1661 01:17:27,113 --> 01:17:28,348 Like a loser.> 1662 01:17:29,282 --> 01:17:30,350 Okay.> 1663 01:17:30,450 --> 01:17:33,119 So, let's start with how to greet a horse.> 1664 01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:36,756 You approach a horse from the side so he can see you.> 1665 01:17:37,190 --> 01:17:40,600 Then you pat him right here on the side of his face.> 1666 01:17:40,627 --> 01:17:44,597 Then you say in the nicest way, "Hello, Bosco."> 1667 01:17:48,935 --> 01:17:50,370 Hello, pasture king.> 1668 01:17:53,973 --> 01:17:56,760 I bet he likes pastures.> 1669 01:17:56,176 --> 01:17:57,711 And he likes you.> 1670 01:17:57,811 --> 01:17:58,812 You can tell?> 1671 01:17:58,912 --> 01:18:00,460 You bet.> 1672 01:18:01,314 --> 01:18:02,882 Just look him in the eye.> 1673 01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:06,753 Looking a horse in the eye is like sharing your soul.> 1674 01:18:06,853 --> 01:18:09,890 [♪]> 1675 01:18:15,328 --> 01:18:17,300 [Ruby] You just made a friend for life.> 1676 01:18:17,130 --> 01:18:22,836 ♪ I will carry you always> 1677 01:18:22,936 --> 01:18:25,338 [Ruby] Uh, Mom, Tom's at the door.> 1678 01:18:26,506 --> 01:18:28,541 - [Grace] Ooh! - [Max] Who's Tom?> 1679 01:18:28,675 --> 01:18:30,910 - All right, uh, Max, keys are in the car. - Okay.> 1680 01:18:31,110 --> 01:18:33,130 Cally, Ridgeway, show him the horse trail.> 1681 01:18:33,113 --> 01:18:34,881 - Ruby, take Ezra, go get his bags. - Okay.> 1682 01:18:34,981 --> 01:18:36,983 Go. Go! Go!> 1683 01:18:37,830 --> 01:18:38,551 Okay, don't forget your dinosaur, okay?> 1684 01:18:38,685 --> 01:18:40,120 - [Grace] Go, go. - Hey.> 1685 01:18:41,488 --> 01:18:42,422 I'm sorry.> 1686 01:18:44,257 --> 01:18:45,692 - [Max sighs] - That's okay.> 1687 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,400 [indistinct mumbling]> 1688 01:18:59,773 --> 01:19:03,760 - Hey, Tom, what's up? - Sorry to bother you, Grace.> 1689 01:19:03,176 --> 01:19:04,244 I got a couple swear> 1690 01:19:04,344 --> 01:19:05,545 they gave a father and kid a ride> 1691 01:19:05,679 --> 01:19:06,813 and dropped them off here.> 1692 01:19:06,913 --> 01:19:09,182 Seems the father kidnapped the kid from New Jersey.> 1693 01:19:09,282 --> 01:19:11,818 That's horrible. What can I do?> 1694 01:19:12,318 --> 01:19:14,540 I'm sorry. Would you mind if I had a look around?> 1695 01:19:14,154 --> 01:19:16,990 - This woman's really upset. - No, not at all. Come on in, Tom.> 1696 01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:18,792 - Yeah. - Thanks. It'll just be a minute.> 1697 01:19:20,894 --> 01:19:23,997 [engine cranking]> 1698 01:19:24,970 --> 01:19:26,366 - [Cally] Hey! Don't flood it! - Okay. [chuckles]> 1699 01:19:26,466 --> 01:19:28,902 [engine cranking]> 1700 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:30,804 [engine roars]> 1701 01:19:30,904 --> 01:19:32,472 [Ezra] I guess this is it.> 1702 01:19:32,572 --> 01:19:34,400 [Ezra exclaims]> 1703 01:19:34,140 --> 01:19:36,420 [quietly whimpers]> 1704 01:19:48,788 --> 01:19:50,657 All right, you two, get a room!> 1705 01:19:52,892 --> 01:19:57,397 "I don't mean to be rude, but that was not as easy as it looked,> 1706 01:19:57,497 --> 01:20:00,533 so I would appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me."> 1707 01:20:00,967 --> 01:20:02,135 The Princess Bride.> 1708 01:20:03,236 --> 01:20:04,371 Kid's a genius.> 1709 01:20:04,471 --> 01:20:09,509 [♪]> 1710 01:20:17,317 --> 01:20:19,119 [faint horn honking]> 1711 01:20:19,219 --> 01:20:20,353 Can we get a horse?> 1712 01:20:22,655 --> 01:20:23,757 Dude, we live in Hoboken.> 1713 01:20:26,292 --> 01:20:27,794 Yeah. That's what I thought.> 1714 01:20:29,896 --> 01:20:33,466 Hey, Ez, you understand why I'm doing this, don't you?> 1715 01:20:33,566 --> 01:20:35,769 Of course, you want to be on Jimmy Kimmel.> 1716 01:20:35,869 --> 01:20:36,836 Any father would.> 1717 01:20:36,936 --> 01:20:39,105 No, no. That's not it.> 1718 01:20:39,773 --> 01:20:43,443 I mean, s-sure, but it's more than that.> 1719 01:20:43,543 --> 01:20:45,979 You know, um...> 1720 01:20:46,790 --> 01:20:48,481 you know how Pop-Pop gave up being a chef> 1721 01:20:48,581 --> 01:20:51,451 and then he took that job as a doorman?> 1722 01:20:52,118 --> 01:20:53,853 Well, he did that for me.> 1723 01:20:56,356 --> 01:20:57,991 That makes no sense.> 1724 01:20:58,525 --> 01:21:02,529 Well, that makes perfect sense, actually, buddy.> 1725 01:21:03,129 --> 01:21:04,230 Because--> 1726 01:21:05,598 --> 01:21:08,902 because, you know, a dad's job> 1727 01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:11,504 is to take his son down the field.> 1728 01:21:12,380 --> 01:21:14,674 - What field? - Any field, you know?> 1729 01:21:14,808 --> 01:21:15,809 Football field.> 1730 01:21:15,909 --> 01:21:17,544 Football causes brain injuries.> 1731 01:21:17,644 --> 01:21:21,114 Okay, that's true, but in this case, it's a metaphor, right?> 1732 01:21:21,214 --> 01:21:25,352 - Right. - So-- so a dad's gotta--> 1733 01:21:25,452 --> 01:21:27,153 he's gotta go down that field, right?> 1734 01:21:27,253 --> 01:21:30,357 And-- and if he gets tackled before he scores--> 1735 01:21:30,457 --> 01:21:33,226 - Game over. - Except that it's not.> 1736 01:21:33,326 --> 01:21:35,950 'Cause all that dad wants, right,> 1737 01:21:35,195 --> 01:21:40,500 is... is for that kid to pick up the ball where his dad got tackled> 1738 01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:42,235 and to take it the rest of the way.> 1739 01:21:42,335 --> 01:21:43,636 - Touchdown! - Exactly.> 1740 01:21:43,737 --> 01:21:45,905 He's gotta keep going until he scores.> 1741 01:21:49,976 --> 01:21:50,877 Anyway...> 1742 01:21:53,613 --> 01:21:55,248 that's why I'm going to Kimmel.> 1743 01:22:01,955 --> 01:22:02,956 You're a good dad.> 1744 01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:18,538 [cars passing in background]> 1745 01:22:43,530 --> 01:22:47,734 [yawns] You want some coffee?> 1746 01:22:47,834 --> 01:22:48,968 [Stan] Yeah. Love some.> 1747 01:22:50,737 --> 01:22:52,739 Why don't you get a table in the House of Pies over there.> 1748 01:22:52,839 --> 01:22:55,642 I'll meet you right there. I just wanna fill it up.> 1749 01:22:55,942 --> 01:22:57,577 [Jenna] I'll see you inside.> 1750 01:22:57,677 --> 01:22:58,745 See you inside.> 1751 01:22:59,112 --> 01:23:00,146 What do you wanna drink?> 1752 01:23:00,246 --> 01:23:01,948 "Life's a sport, drink it up."> 1753 01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:03,416 Okay. What's that code for?> 1754 01:23:03,516 --> 01:23:05,785 "Looks like we've got another mystery on our hands."> 1755 01:23:05,919 --> 01:23:09,322 I love the quotes, okay, but not for every situation, right?> 1756 01:23:09,422 --> 01:23:11,691 This nice lady's got her work to do.> 1757 01:23:11,791 --> 01:23:13,226 Iced tea, please.> 1758 01:23:15,610 --> 01:23:16,262 My man, Ezra.> 1759 01:23:16,363 --> 01:23:19,165 Dropping quotes and flying without a net> 1760 01:23:19,265 --> 01:23:21,701 so that he could order himself a--> 1761 01:23:21,801 --> 01:23:23,269 "Iced tea, please."> 1762 01:23:23,370 --> 01:23:26,806 [both laughing]> 1763 01:23:33,747 --> 01:23:36,816 - Where you going? - Hey, what's going on?> 1764 01:23:36,950 --> 01:23:38,151 My name's Ezra.> 1765 01:23:38,251 --> 01:23:40,453 And I'm going to tell you all a joke.> 1766 01:23:41,654 --> 01:23:43,723 Where do horses go when they're sick?> 1767 01:23:45,910 --> 01:23:46,693 To the horsepital!> 1768 01:23:49,829 --> 01:23:50,964 Yeah.> 1769 01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:53,500 Thank you! You've been a wonderful audience!> 1770 01:23:55,201 --> 01:23:57,504 Wow. First original joke.> 1771 01:23:57,604 --> 01:24:00,206 - I'm proud of you. - New material is not easy.> 1772 01:24:00,306 --> 01:24:01,508 [Max chuckles]> 1773 01:24:13,860 --> 01:24:16,423 Hey, buddy, I'm gonna go, um, wash my hands, okay?> 1774 01:24:16,523 --> 01:24:17,757 - I'll be right back. - Okay.> 1775 01:24:17,857 --> 01:24:19,920 Okay.> 1776 01:24:20,927 --> 01:24:21,795 To the horsepital.> 1777 01:24:23,463 --> 01:24:24,397 To the horsepital.> 1778 01:24:24,497 --> 01:24:25,732 What are you doing here?> 1779 01:24:25,832 --> 01:24:27,000 Never mind that. Listen, I need to--> 1780 01:24:27,233 --> 01:24:28,601 - How did you find me? - We don't have time for this.> 1781 01:24:28,702 --> 01:24:30,136 How did you find me all the way out here?> 1782 01:24:30,236 --> 01:24:31,838 We were at the House of Pies. I saw you over there.> 1783 01:24:31,938 --> 01:24:34,400 - Who? We who? - Me and Jenna. She's there.> 1784 01:24:34,140 --> 01:24:35,875 - It's okay. - Je-- Okay.> 1785 01:24:36,900 --> 01:24:38,211 Oh, Pop, you got some balls. Listen to me.> 1786 01:24:38,311 --> 01:24:39,679 - Will you shut up? - No, you shut up.> 1787 01:24:39,779 --> 01:24:41,181 I'm trying to tell you something.> 1788 01:24:41,281 --> 01:24:42,515 You go back to the House of Pies,> 1789 01:24:42,615 --> 01:24:43,883 and you never saw me.> 1790 01:24:44,170 --> 01:24:45,552 Shut up. I'm trying to tell you something.> 1791 01:24:45,652 --> 01:24:47,200 I'm not here to stop you.> 1792 01:24:50,924 --> 01:24:53,293 I'm here to apologize.> 1793 01:24:53,393 --> 01:24:55,395 - For what? - Well-- Look.> 1794 01:24:55,495 --> 01:24:57,731 I'm sorry.> 1795 01:24:57,831 --> 01:25:01,368 I-- you know, I-- that's all, I'm sorry.> 1796 01:25:02,350 --> 01:25:04,371 What are you talking about? What happened? What?> 1797 01:25:05,505 --> 01:25:07,974 Your mother left, and--> 1798 01:25:08,108 --> 01:25:10,643 and I loved her, but I-- I was impossible to live with,> 1799 01:25:10,744 --> 01:25:12,679 and I never really told you about any of that, and so, I--> 1800 01:25:12,779 --> 01:25:14,414 - I'm sorry. - What do you mean?> 1801 01:25:14,514 --> 01:25:16,820 Mom left because I was a pain in the ***.> 1802 01:25:16,182 --> 01:25:18,284 - That's what you told me. - No, I was the pain in the ***.> 1803 01:25:18,385 --> 01:25:21,870 It was me. All I ever did was fight. And every fight I ever had> 1804 01:25:21,187 --> 01:25:22,822 was against someone I thought had it in for me.> 1805 01:25:22,922 --> 01:25:24,758 And those kinds of fights you never really win.> 1806 01:25:24,858 --> 01:25:28,495 You just go from one person to another until there's nobody left.> 1807 01:25:28,595 --> 01:25:32,365 And then when I wasn't fighting, I was--> 1808 01:25:32,465 --> 01:25:34,667 I was-- I was hiding-- I was hiding> 1809 01:25:34,768 --> 01:25:36,870 in restaurant kitchens, boxing gyms.> 1810 01:25:36,970 --> 01:25:40,440 I was-- Now I'm hiding holding doors open for strangers.> 1811 01:25:40,540 --> 01:25:42,575 I'm-- I'm-- I just--> 1812 01:25:45,545 --> 01:25:47,714 I hid because I didn't know what else to do, I--> 1813 01:25:49,820 --> 01:25:51,584 I didn't know how to do what I see you doing.> 1814 01:25:51,685 --> 01:25:52,452 What?> 1815 01:25:52,552 --> 01:25:53,586 You're fighting for something> 1816 01:25:53,687 --> 01:25:55,455 that means something.> 1817 01:25:55,855 --> 01:25:58,692 Maybe it's too much, but you're trying to do the right thing.> 1818 01:25:58,792 --> 01:26:00,927 And you're in the fight of your life for your son.> 1819 01:26:01,270 --> 01:26:03,329 And if you get arrested, you're gonna get arrested.> 1820 01:26:03,430 --> 01:26:06,199 But as far as I'm concerned, you're my heavyweight champion.> 1821 01:26:08,134 --> 01:26:09,536 'Cause I had a problem.> 1822 01:26:10,303 --> 01:26:12,972 I had a problem with your mother, and I'll never forget.> 1823 01:26:15,342 --> 01:26:16,976 I wish that I had done what you did.> 1824 01:26:18,745 --> 01:26:20,380 You might have to suffer consequences,> 1825 01:26:20,480 --> 01:26:23,783 but it's-- it's worth it 'cause you did it for the right reasons.> 1826 01:26:23,883 --> 01:26:26,786 You did it because you love your kid.> 1827 01:26:28,210 --> 01:26:31,358 Taking him out of the bed in the middle of the night--> 1828 01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:33,590 - A felony. - No, no, no.> 1829 01:26:33,193 --> 01:26:34,594 Took a lot of courage.> 1830 01:26:35,128 --> 01:26:37,530 Believe it or not, it might've been the best thing you ever could've done.> 1831 01:26:37,630 --> 01:26:41,368 And what you're always worried about, not having a family, you gotta stop that.> 1832 01:26:41,468 --> 01:26:44,404 And I'm here, and Ezzie's there,> 1833 01:26:44,504 --> 01:26:46,773 and the woman in the House of Pies, well,> 1834 01:26:46,873 --> 01:26:48,341 it'll all be all right with her.> 1835 01:26:48,441 --> 01:26:51,411 That'll all work itself out eventually, but you gotta know> 1836 01:26:51,511 --> 01:26:52,879 that you have a family that loves you> 1837 01:26:52,979 --> 01:26:54,881 and that needs you and that cares about you.> 1838 01:26:56,249 --> 01:26:57,784 - Now be careful. - Okay.> 1839 01:26:58,318 --> 01:26:59,719 - I gotta get back. - Okay.> 1840 01:27:01,454 --> 01:27:02,689 Okay.> 1841 01:27:02,789 --> 01:27:06,793 [upbeat piano music plays]> 1842 01:27:14,901 --> 01:27:17,270 [Max] All right, so you recognize any of these names, buddy?> 1843 01:27:17,370 --> 01:27:18,805 [Ezra] Yeah. Sidney Poitier.> 1844 01:27:19,739 --> 01:27:22,375 "They call me Mr. Tibbs."> 1845 01:27:22,475 --> 01:27:25,679 Of course. Stupid question. My bad.> 1846 01:27:25,779 --> 01:27:28,848 "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."> 1847 01:27:28,948 --> 01:27:31,510 - Dorothy is Liza Minelli's mom. - Okay.> 1848 01:27:31,184 --> 01:27:32,952 - And that's a fact. - Pick up the pace, okay?> 1849 01:27:33,530 --> 01:27:35,188 - Come on. -"Crying?> 1850 01:27:35,288 --> 01:27:37,924 There's no crying in baseball!"> 1851 01:27:38,391 --> 01:27:40,827 [laughs] Come on. Come on.> 1852 01:27:42,829 --> 01:27:45,699 - Is Jimmy here? - He might stop in to say hi.> 1853 01:27:45,799 --> 01:27:47,367 Oh, good. My son's a big fan.> 1854 01:27:47,467 --> 01:27:48,501 No, I'm not.> 1855 01:27:50,236 --> 01:27:51,504 [Stan] Park there.> 1856 01:27:51,604 --> 01:27:53,473 - [Jenna] This is handicap. - Yeah. Take the spot.> 1857 01:27:53,573 --> 01:27:55,410 - It's handicap. - Take that spot.> 1858 01:27:57,911 --> 01:27:59,946 [Lance] Do as much of your set as you want for the soundcheck.> 1859 01:28:00,460 --> 01:28:02,480 - How's the mojo today, good? - Good till the last drop.> 1860 01:28:02,148 --> 01:28:03,216 - Hey, Max. - Yeah.> 1861 01:28:03,316 --> 01:28:04,451 - See the box? - Uh-huh.> 1862 01:28:04,651 --> 01:28:05,852 Don't step outside the box, don't look at Jimmy,> 1863 01:28:05,952 --> 01:28:07,253 and do not go over your time.> 1864 01:28:07,354 --> 01:28:08,488 - You good? - Jesus. At ease.> 1865 01:28:08,588 --> 01:28:09,923 - Batteries in this thing? - I hope so.> 1866 01:28:10,230 --> 01:28:12,920 - Ezra, I got a front row seat for you. - Okay.> 1867 01:28:12,225 --> 01:28:14,994 Check, check, check. Is that mic down over there? That's it?> 1868 01:28:15,950 --> 01:28:17,997 Great. Thanks. How's everybody doing tonight?> 1869 01:28:18,980 --> 01:28:20,567 Good? Hello? Ah.> 1870 01:28:20,667 --> 01:28:22,836 I gotta stay in the box. Gotta stay in the box.> 1871 01:28:22,936 --> 01:28:23,970 Hi there.> 1872 01:28:24,700 --> 01:28:26,573 Hi, did Max Bernal arrive with a young boy?> 1873 01:28:26,673 --> 01:28:28,108 Both very handsome.> 1874 01:28:28,274 --> 01:28:30,744 Just have a way of looking at things through a negative lens.> 1875 01:28:30,844 --> 01:28:33,113 Which makes sense, you know, I was a breach baby.> 1876 01:28:33,246 --> 01:28:35,949 My dad says I came out with a black eye.> 1877 01:28:36,490 --> 01:28:37,917 He says I popped out, and the first thing I said was,> 1878 01:28:38,180 --> 01:28:39,753 -"Who thought this was a good idea?" - [laughter]> 1879 01:28:39,853 --> 01:28:41,187 It's right through here.> 1880 01:28:42,856 --> 01:28:44,240 My son came up to me the other day,> 1881 01:28:44,124 --> 01:28:46,126 he said, "Dad, you're an awfulizer."> 1882 01:28:46,259 --> 01:28:47,961 I said, "Honey, I don't think "awfulizer" is a word."> 1883 01:28:48,610 --> 01:28:49,596 - He says, "Yes, it is." - Yeah!> 1884 01:28:49,696 --> 01:28:50,964 There he is, my son.> 1885 01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:52,599 I think he might be on to something actually.> 1886 01:28:52,699 --> 01:28:53,800 I think I am an awfulizer.> 1887 01:28:53,900 --> 01:28:55,101 Because truth be told> 1888 01:28:55,201 --> 01:28:57,203 I can take any situation and just...> 1889 01:28:57,337 --> 01:28:58,538 make it worse.> 1890 01:28:58,638 --> 01:29:01,410 Mr. Bernal. I'm Special Agent Costa.> 1891 01:29:01,141 --> 01:29:03,943 FBI. We're here to take you into custody.> 1892 01:29:05,478 --> 01:29:07,213 Okay. I-- I can't believe this.> 1893 01:29:07,347 --> 01:29:09,449 - Can you not do this in front of my kid? - Hi, Ezra.> 1894 01:29:09,549 --> 01:29:10,750 I'm Jessica.> 1895 01:29:10,850 --> 01:29:12,318 We're going to take a little walk, all right?> 1896 01:29:12,419 --> 01:29:14,854 [Max] I've travelled all the way across the country with my son.> 1897 01:29:14,954 --> 01:29:16,523 I understand that you came across the country.> 1898 01:29:16,623 --> 01:29:18,358 [indistinct chatter]> 1899 01:29:18,458 --> 01:29:19,959 [Max] Ezzie, it's fine. It's fine.> 1900 01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:22,729 - [Jessica] Let's go get some ice cream. - [Jenna sighs] Ezzie.> 1901 01:29:22,829 --> 01:29:24,531 Your daddy just needs to talk to my friend Joe.> 1902 01:29:24,631 --> 01:29:26,566 Everything's fine, Ezra, okay? My--> 1903 01:29:26,666 --> 01:29:28,835 - [Ezra screaming] - Don't touch my kid!> 1904 01:29:28,935 --> 01:29:30,904 - Don't touch my son! - [Jenna] He doesn't like to be touched!> 1905 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:32,639 - [Stan] Don't touch him! - It's okay, Ezzie.> 1906 01:29:32,739 --> 01:29:33,773 [Ezra moaning]> 1907 01:29:33,873 --> 01:29:35,410 It's okay. It's okay. Look, I know.> 1908 01:29:35,141 --> 01:29:36,643 I called you myself, and I made a mistake.> 1909 01:29:36,743 --> 01:29:38,878 [Stan] It's okay, Ezzie. It's okay. We're all here.> 1910 01:29:38,978 --> 01:29:40,747 [Jenna] It's okay. It's okay, Ezzie.> 1911 01:29:40,847 --> 01:29:42,515 - Ma'am, I need you to back off. - I need you to back off!> 1912 01:29:42,615 --> 01:29:43,983 This is my son. Hi!> 1913 01:29:44,840 --> 01:29:47,220 Hey, baby. Ezzie. Hey, buddy. You okay?> 1914 01:29:47,354 --> 01:29:49,489 Hi. Hi.> 1915 01:29:49,789 --> 01:29:52,926 Ezzie, I missed you.> 1916 01:29:53,927 --> 01:29:56,763 Ez? You okay, buddy?> 1917 01:29:56,863 --> 01:29:59,332 Did you have a good time? How was the trip?> 1918 01:30:02,569 --> 01:30:05,238 - I talked to a horse. - What?> 1919 01:30:05,372 --> 01:30:07,173 That's amazing.> 1920 01:30:07,273 --> 01:30:08,708 I wish I'd been there.> 1921 01:30:22,389 --> 01:30:25,725 I'm sorry, ma'am, but we still need to arrest Mr. Bernal.> 1922 01:30:25,825 --> 01:30:27,827 I'm the one who called you. I made a mistake.> 1923 01:30:27,927 --> 01:30:30,530 As you can see, my son is fine, so--> 1924 01:30:30,630 --> 01:30:32,599 - We don't have a choice, ma'am. - You do have a choice.> 1925 01:30:32,699 --> 01:30:35,735 I am his mother, this is his father, this is his grandfather.> 1926 01:30:36,202 --> 01:30:40,140 We are a family, and we are taking him home together.> 1927 01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:43,176 So thank you very much. There's no need for any of this anymore.> 1928 01:30:43,276 --> 01:30:45,979 - [Jessica] Okay, everybody just stay calm. - Hey, man. It's okay.> 1929 01:30:46,790 --> 01:30:47,614 - [agent] You need to calm down. - No, I am calm.> 1930 01:30:47,714 --> 01:30:49,315 [overlapping conversation]> 1931 01:30:49,449 --> 01:30:51,170 Hey! He's not resisting!> 1932 01:30:51,117 --> 01:30:53,153 I'm not resisting. She's not pressing charges, right, Jenna?> 1933 01:30:53,253 --> 01:30:55,422 - [Jenna] We're calling off the charges. - [Max] Come on! Stop!> 1934 01:30:55,522 --> 01:30:57,223 - [Jenna gasps] - [Ezra] Dad!> 1935 01:30:57,757 --> 01:31:00,600 - [microphone feedback] - Get off my dad!> 1936 01:31:01,610 --> 01:31:02,729 - [agent] Get off! - [Max] I gotta finish.> 1937 01:31:02,829 --> 01:31:05,765 Dad, eyes. Dad! Dad! Eyes.> 1938 01:31:05,865 --> 01:31:08,501 It's okay. It's okay.> 1939 01:31:08,601 --> 01:31:09,502 You got tackled.> 1940 01:31:11,471 --> 01:31:12,839 Give me the ball.> 1941 01:31:21,748 --> 01:31:24,851 [Max sobbing]> 1942 01:31:28,655 --> 01:31:30,256 [Ezra whispers] Calm down. It's okay.> 1943 01:31:31,424 --> 01:31:32,258 [Max] Okay.> 1944 01:31:54,247 --> 01:31:56,549 - [Jenna] Okay. Let's go! - [Ezra] Coming.> 1945 01:31:56,649 --> 01:31:59,619 [Jenna] Come on, come on, come on. We're gonna be late! Come on!> 1946 01:32:00,653 --> 01:32:02,789 Morning. I know you have to deal with this house arrest stuff,> 1947 01:32:02,889 --> 01:32:04,624 but would you mind picking him up from school?> 1948 01:32:04,724 --> 01:32:06,590 I have an inspection I can't get out of.> 1949 01:32:06,159 --> 01:32:08,561 Yeah. Sure. I just have to tell my probation guy.> 1950 01:32:08,661 --> 01:32:10,597 Okay. Hey, hey, hey.> 1951 01:32:10,697 --> 01:32:12,932 Remember, just don't talk too fast.> 1952 01:32:13,330 --> 01:32:15,100 What you did last night was brilliant.> 1953 01:32:15,268 --> 01:32:19,806 "For Whom The Bell Tolls. Today, it tolls for me."> 1954 01:32:19,906 --> 01:32:22,108 That's gonna be a good presentation.> 1955 01:32:22,942 --> 01:32:24,611 - All right, bye-bye. Break a leg. - Come on.> 1956 01:32:24,711 --> 01:32:26,346 Let's go before they lock us out.> 1957 01:32:27,981 --> 01:32:29,649 - Want me to carry that? - Sure.> 1958 01:32:30,150 --> 01:32:32,852 You know, when Hemingway was my age,> 1959 01:32:32,952 --> 01:32:36,423 you know what his parents got him for his birthday?> 1960 01:32:36,556 --> 01:32:37,757 No, what?> 1961 01:32:37,857 --> 01:32:40,860 His dad got him a shotgun,> 1962 01:32:40,960 --> 01:32:43,296 and his mom, a violin.> 1963 01:32:44,864 --> 01:32:47,767 - Hemingway played the violin? - No.> 1964 01:32:48,234 --> 01:32:50,503 Fifty years later, he used that shotgun to--> 1965 01:32:52,839 --> 01:32:53,907 Really?> 1966 01:32:54,674 --> 01:32:55,775 Look it up.> 1967 01:32:56,209 --> 01:32:57,944 Wow. I did not know that.> 1968 01:32:58,440 --> 01:33:00,113 Well, guess who's getting violin lessons.> 1969 01:33:00,413 --> 01:33:01,881 [Max chuckles]> 1970 01:33:02,615 --> 01:33:05,218 Oh, buddy, I'm so happy you're excited about this school, huh?> 1971 01:33:05,318 --> 01:33:07,287 - Finally got it right. - Yeah.> 1972 01:33:07,387 --> 01:33:08,588 Mom was right.> 1973 01:33:10,190 --> 01:33:12,125 Can't you cover that thing with your sock?> 1974 01:33:12,225 --> 01:33:14,361 What? I don't like the way it feels on my skin.> 1975 01:33:14,461 --> 01:33:16,696 - Texture thing, you know? - It's blinking.> 1976 01:33:16,796 --> 01:33:18,980 - Beep. - Okay. You know what?> 1977 01:33:18,198 --> 01:33:19,466 Are you gonna bring it in?> 1978 01:33:20,633 --> 01:33:21,534 Fine.> 1979 01:33:24,838 --> 01:33:26,172 You can go now.> 1980 01:33:26,272 --> 01:33:27,173 Okay.> 1981 01:33:35,382 --> 01:33:36,383 Have a good day.> 1982 01:33:36,483 --> 01:33:38,585 [uplifting music plays]> 1983 01:33:48,194 --> 01:33:50,930 [♪]> 1984 01:34:06,646 --> 01:34:09,382 Remember, the last time this guy was here, he got arrested.> 1985 01:34:09,482 --> 01:34:10,984 [Guillermo] Oh, wow.> 1986 01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:13,286 - Max? - [Max] Jimmy?> 1987 01:34:13,386 --> 01:34:15,455 - Hey, man. How you doing? - Man, you look great.> 1988 01:34:15,588 --> 01:34:17,457 Great to have you here. This is Guillermo.> 1989 01:34:17,590 --> 01:34:19,626 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Top security guy.> 1990 01:34:19,726 --> 01:34:21,961 - How's your son doing? - Ezzie's great, man, yeah.> 1991 01:34:22,620 --> 01:34:24,364 He'd be here, but you know, I can't take him out of the state.> 1992 01:34:24,464 --> 01:34:27,233 [laughs] Yeah, right. Guess not. Yeah, I guess he can't.> 1993 01:34:27,333 --> 01:34:30,970 So, I was telling him, remember the last time Max was here,> 1994 01:34:31,710 --> 01:34:33,940 he was almost on the show, but he got arrested.> 1995 01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:37,277 He, um, rescued his son from school.> 1996 01:34:37,377 --> 01:34:38,878 - Yeah? - That's how I see it.> 1997 01:34:38,978 --> 01:34:40,800 - [Jimmy] Yeah. - Yeah.> 1998 01:34:40,180 --> 01:34:42,215 But, uh, anyway, it's great to have you here.> 1999 01:34:42,315 --> 01:34:43,883 - [toilet flushing] - [Max] Sorry about that.> 2000 01:34:43,983 --> 01:34:45,151 I forgot to tell you.> 2001 01:34:45,618 --> 01:34:48,555 I gotta bring-- I had to bring my probation officer with me.> 2002 01:34:50,230 --> 01:34:52,258 - This is your probation officer? - Yeah.> 2003 01:34:52,926 --> 01:34:54,260 Wow.> 2004 01:34:54,361 --> 01:34:55,462 [Max] Yeah.> 2005 01:34:55,562 --> 01:34:57,397 - He has to stay with you all the time? - Yeah.> 2006 01:34:57,497 --> 01:34:59,899 - [Guillermo] He's very cute. - Hey, man. What's up?> 2007 01:34:59,999 --> 01:35:01,301 I'll be right here, all right?> 2008 01:35:01,401 --> 01:35:03,536 At least he's a good-looking guy.> 2009 01:35:04,170 --> 01:35:05,672 - All right, well, break a leg. - [Max] Okay.> 2010 01:35:05,772 --> 01:35:08,341 - [Jimmy] Glad you're finally here. - [Guillermo] Safety first.> 2011 01:35:08,441 --> 01:35:09,809 - Yeah. Thanks. - Yeah, that's true.> 2012 01:35:09,909 --> 01:35:11,644 - I'll see you out there. - Okay. See you.> 2013 01:35:11,745 --> 01:35:13,913 ["Ezra" by Rae Isla plays]> 2014 01:35:14,140 --> 01:35:16,950 ♪ I remember that shirt you had ♪> 2015 01:35:17,500 --> 01:35:19,986 ♪ Bought the same one So we would match ♪> 2016 01:35:20,860 --> 01:35:23,560 ♪ Snuck into your bedroom Window ♪> 2017 01:35:23,156 --> 01:35:26,192 ♪ Footprints let us go> 2018 01:35:26,292 --> 01:35:29,362 ♪ You wear a wig and glasses> 2019 01:35:29,462 --> 01:35:32,599 ♪ I smoke and hide the ashes> 2020 01:35:32,732 --> 01:35:35,235 ♪ I'll carry you downfield> 2021 01:35:35,335 --> 01:35:38,805 ♪ Code only yours to reveal> 2022 01:35:38,905 --> 01:35:41,941 ♪ So let yourself be Ezra> 2023 01:35:42,420 --> 01:35:45,780 ♪ We'll sing the words To your song ♪> 2024 01:35:45,178 --> 01:35:48,181 ♪ So let yourself be Ezra> 2025 01:35:48,281 --> 01:35:51,351 ♪ You don't have to right What's wrong ♪> 2026 01:35:51,451 --> 01:35:54,521 ♪ And in the morning Can't you see ♪> 2027 01:35:54,621 --> 01:35:57,490 ♪ The sun is coming up For you ♪> 2028 01:35:57,590 --> 01:36:00,360 ♪ Your timing's never Too soon ♪> 2029 01:36:00,460 --> 01:36:04,564 ♪ Everybody needs a light> 2030 01:36:07,133 --> 01:36:10,737 [whistling]> 2031 01:36:16,343 --> 01:36:19,379 ♪ We're dancing in the car> 2032 01:36:19,479 --> 01:36:22,816 ♪ We're fighting after dark> 2033 01:36:22,916 --> 01:36:25,385 ♪ But when the sun comes up> 2034 01:36:25,485 --> 01:36:28,588 ♪ I'm glad to be kids like us> 2035 01:36:29,155 --> 01:36:32,920 ♪ I hope you one day You learn ♪> 2036 01:36:32,192 --> 01:36:35,228 ♪ I'm here to ease the burn> 2037 01:36:35,328 --> 01:36:37,997 ♪ Growing up never ends> 2038 01:36:38,980 --> 01:36:40,834 ♪ But we won't break, We'll bend ♪> 2039 01:36:41,401 --> 01:36:44,637 ♪ So let yourself be Ezra ♪> 2040 01:36:44,771 --> 01:36:47,874 ♪ We'll sing the words To your song ♪> 2041 01:36:47,974 --> 01:36:51,440 ♪ So let yourself be Ezra> 2042 01:36:51,144 --> 01:36:54,214 ♪ You don't have to right What's wrong ♪> 2043 01:36:54,314 --> 01:36:57,283 ♪ And in the morning Can't you see ♪> 2044 01:36:57,384 --> 01:37:00,353 ♪ The sun is coming up For you ♪> 2045 01:37:00,453 --> 01:37:03,156 ♪ Your timing's never Too soon ♪> 2046 01:37:03,256 --> 01:37:06,760 ♪ Everybody needs a light> 2047 01:37:06,860 --> 01:37:09,629 ♪ So let yourself be Ezra> 2048 01:37:09,763 --> 01:37:13,660 ♪ We'll sing the words To your song ♪> 2049 01:37:13,166 --> 01:37:15,769 ♪ So let yourself be Ezra> 2050 01:37:15,869 --> 01:37:19,239 ♪ You don't have to right What's wrong ♪> 2051 01:37:19,339 --> 01:37:22,308 ♪ And in the morning Can't you see ♪> 2052 01:37:22,409 --> 01:37:25,345 ♪ The sun is coming up For you ♪> 2053 01:37:25,445 --> 01:37:28,181 ♪ Your timing's never Too soon ♪> 2054 01:37:28,281 --> 01:37:31,685 ♪ Everybody needs> 2055 01:37:32,819 --> 01:37:35,689 ♪ A light> 2056 01:37:35,822 --> 01:37:40,427 [whistling]> 2057 01:37:48,680 --> 01:37:49,869 [song ends]> 2058 01:37:52,405 --> 01:37:55,909 [dramatic music plays]> 2059 01:40:35,168 --> 01:40:37,370 [music ends]>