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[woman] 1931.

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England and the Empire

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are in the grips of the Great Depression,

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But the British aristocracy
keeps calm and carries on.

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None more so than the Davenports,

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lords of Fackham Hall for over 400 years.

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The sheer grandeur of Fackham Hall

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was a testament to splendor,

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and an enduring family legacy.

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Its hallowed rooms have witnessed so much.

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Life and death, laughter and tragedy,

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But England was a nation divided by class.

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The below-stair staff
obediently served their masters,

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and prepared sumptuous feasts.

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Pheasant, caviar, venison.

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Whatever a guest desired,
they would supply it.

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And whilst this winter
would prove particularly bleak,

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the tireless work
of those staff below stairs

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ensured that Lord and Lady Davenport
wanted for nothing.

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They led a decadent life
of unimaginable luxury,

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and barely had to lift a finger.

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[Prudence] So, finally,
one of our children is to be wed

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and shall soon fly the nest.

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I'm just delighted

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that our beloved home
shall remain in the family.

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I'm just delighted that
after so many years of courting,

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she's finally found the right cousin.

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At least Poppy's got our interests
at heart, unlike Rose.

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Rose may yet marry.

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Oh, come on, Humphrey.
Who'd want old Rose?

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She's 23. A dried-up husk of a woman.

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Barren, desiccated.

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A wizened old walnut of a spinster.

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Rose, darling, would you pass the milk?

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Mama, Archibald is ghastly.

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It's unfair to force Poppy so.

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Why can't she simply marry for love?

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Oh, how can you be so naive, child?

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Do you think that I married
your father out of love?

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Because I found him attractive?

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No, I married him out of duty.

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And we couldn't be happier.

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But Mama's right, my darling.

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This is about the future of Fackham Hall.

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Of our family.

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We thought, having produced four sons,

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that the Davenport line
of succession was assured.

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What cursed luck to lose all four of them.

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And in four completely separate incidents.

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I console myself knowing

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that at least they died
doing the thing they loved.

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[somber music playing]

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[Rose] But does this not make you realize

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that such an archaic system of succession,

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that only recognizes male heirs
is, pardon my French,

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[in French] a massive crock of shit?

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Rose, we must be realistic.

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Your father's not going to live forever.

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Come on. Father has
the constitution of an ox.

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- [choking]
- So long as we keep a close eye on him,

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- he'll remain that way.
- How can you be so blind

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to the circumstances?

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Unless your sister marries Archibald,
we will be evicted.

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Forced to live in Central London.

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Then I'll find myself a profession.

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- [grunting]
- A Davenport working for money?

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Are you trying to send
your father to an early grave?

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All I ever think of
is Father's well-being.

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Well, you evidently care less
for this family

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- than your beautiful sister.
- [clattering]

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Humphrey! Shield your mouth when coughing.

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My sincerest apologies, Prudence.

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My lord, ladies.

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The dressing bell has been rung.

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Drinks will shortly be served
in the drawing room.

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- Thank you, Cyril.
- I do so hope

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it will be sunny
for the wedding. Hey, Cyri.

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- Mm-hm.
- What's the weather tomorrow?

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Expect partly cloudy skies
in Fackham tomorrow,

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with a 40 percent chance of snow.

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- [door closes]
- Do you ever worry that Cyri

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is always listening in
to our conversations?

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Oh, now, come. Not this again, darling.

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We've already had
to get rid of poor old Alexa.

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[Prudence] That's true.

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[lighthearted music playing]

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[woman] London, birthplace of emphysema,

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child exploitation,

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and a charming
young pickpocket called Eric.

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National ink shortage!

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Read all about it! National ink shortage!

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- You there. Here.
- National ink shortage!

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Blast and botheration!

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Excuse me, sir. You dropped your wallet.

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- Ah.
- [woman] Eric couldn't be more different

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from the Davenports at Fackham Hall.

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He doesn't have any land,
titles, underwear,

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or vitamin D.

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But what he lacks in bone density,

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he more than makes up for in guile...

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Here you go, darling.

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- ...charm...
- Thank you.

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- [man] She's got my watch!
- ...and boyish good looks.

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- Come here
- I didn't steal it.

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Honest to God, sir, I didn't.

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Eric was amongst the thousands
of young boys orphaned after the war.

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- [Eric] Morning.
- With only his quick wits,

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street smarts,

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and the watchful eyes
of the Sisters of Mercy

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keeping him from penury.

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Morning, Sister Jude.

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What can I be doing for you today?

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Nothing for me. But this gentleman
wishes to speak with you.

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And of course, our door
is always open to unknown men

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with an interest in specific children.

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Yes. He seems like
just the lad for the job.

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I need a letter delivered here.

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To the manor house
owned by the Davenports.

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An obscenely rich family of aristocrats.

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[scoffs] ****'em all.

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That's right.

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Fackham Hall.

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The most lavish manor house
in all of Shropceistershershire.

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Well, I'm not doing it
for any less than five shillings.

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I'll pay you a pound.

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Pleasure doing business with you, mister.

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[whimsical music playing]

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Good luck.

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[Sister Jude] Eric.

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You're the smartest child
we've ever had at this orphanage.

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If only you directed
your talents down the righteous path,

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you could really
make something of yourself.

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"I may do some good before I am dead."

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It's Thomas Hardy.

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Here's another quote for you.

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"Thou shalt not steal."

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[chuckles]

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Ah.

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Your watch, sir.

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Oh.

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And your trousers.

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But I'm wearing my trou--

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[woman] And so begins Eric's adventure,

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as he sets off to deliver
that precious letter to Lord Davenport.

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A chance to change his future.

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And nothing was going to get in his way.

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Whoa.

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[DJ] Shout out to Rachmaninoff.
Big up on themself.

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New track from Carl Ravell
and his orchestra just dropped.

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Straight-up banger. Check it.

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[klaxon blares]

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["So Rare" playing on radio]

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- [singers vocalizing]
- [humming]

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[romantic music playing]

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- [brakes screech]
- [Eric grunts]

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- [gasps]
- [Eric groaning softly]

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[grunts]

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Oh.

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Are you all right?

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I've never been better.

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[chuckles]

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Sorry I scratched your car.

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Don't worry about it.
It was like that before.

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I'm sorry about your bike.

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Don't worry. It was like that before.

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I don't know what happened.
I think I was...

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[both] ...momentarily distracted.

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Yes. I only took my eyes
off the road for a second.

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I think I was captivated by the sight...

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[both] ...of an incredibly beautiful woman

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with the kind of carefree essence
that makes a man glad to be alive!

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[dreamy music playing]

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Well, it was nice to meet you.

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Eric.

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It's Rose, actually.

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It was lovely to make your acquaintance.

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And from now on, I'll pay more
attention to where I'm going.

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[groans]

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[lighthearted music playing]

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[car door closes]

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Ms. Davenport! Ms. Davenport!

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The lord and lady is wondering
where you is be, they do.

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- What did you tell them?
- I spared your blushes, m'lady.

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Said you were wrestling
with a tricky dump.

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Oh, thank you, Patricia.
I just needed to clear my head

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before watching my darling sister, Poppy,
marry that odious Archie.

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[sighs]

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There. Good as new.

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[baby crying]

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Wonderful to see you, Viscount Wolsey.

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[Prudence] So good of you
to join us, Lord Lucan.

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[Humphrey] Welcome to our home, Lady Gaga.

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Where on earth have you been?

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Please don't say reading or thinking.

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As you well know, that's men's work.

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Humpty!

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Ah! If it isn't J.R.R. Tolkien,
the writer.

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Poppy, dear old friend of mine
from Oxford, John.

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Please. Call me J.R.R. Tolkien,
the writer.

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[Poppy] It's a pleasure to meet you.

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Would I know anything you've written?

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I doubt it.
He's not had anything published.

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Well, not yet.

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But I have spent the last 15 years

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coming up with an alphabet for orcs.

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[in Orkish] May your firstborn thrive

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or die by the hand of Sauron.

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What a delightful language.

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[Bert] Remember, Fifi,

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the Davenports are one of the most
eminent families in the whole of England.

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So, please, try not to be too American.

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Oh, please, honey. They'll barely notice.

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[whimsical music playing]

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- Lord Davenport.
- [Humphrey] You remember Bert?

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- Archibald's best man.
- Good to see you.

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Thank you for having me.

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[Bert chuckles]

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[Fifi] What a quaint little cottage.

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Oh, my.

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Richard, do hurry up.

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Gladys, is that really all you can carry?

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[woman] As the orphan lad approached,

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he sensed this must be Fackham Hall.

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He could tell by its grandeur, presence,

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and its sign saying "Fackham Hall."

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- Excuse me, mister.
- Oh.

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Ah, you're here for the position
of hall boy. Is that right?

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- Actually, I just wanted to--
- There will be no negotiation.

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The wage is four pounds a week.
Take it or leave it.

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- I'll take it.
- Edna.

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I have procured you a new hall boy.

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Heaven forfend I get a say
in who works for me.

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Do let us hope he's up to it, Cyril.

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Hut. Follow me, laddie.

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As hall boy, you are
the lowest-ranked member of staff.

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Every afternoon,
you must polish the silverware.

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Silverware is any utensil made of silver.

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Then it is dinner. Dinner is a meal
partaken in the evening.

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After which you must
clear the plates from the table.

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The table is an item of furniture
with a flat top and four legs.

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Finally, you must mop the floor.

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The floor is the bottom surface of a room.

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A room is any space
enclosed by a number of walls.

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A wall

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is like a floor that's sideways.
Do you understand?

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Yes, miss.
I won't disappoint you. I promise.

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Get out of my sight.

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Excuse me, sir.

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Who do I speak to about the hall boy job?

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I'm afraid that vacancy has been filled.

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[lighthearted music playing]

252
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,741
[exhales]

253
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,870
Ms. Davenport.

254
00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,890
Allow me to introduce myself.

255
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:20,760
I'm Darvesh Khaled,
your father's lawyer and old friend.

256
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,364
Oh, yes. From the trenches.
You fought with my father.

257
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,399
No, we were on the same side.

258
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,768
Oh. Oh, Mr. Khaled,

259
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,370
may I introduce you
to Great Aunt Bonaparte?

260
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,380
A pleasure, ma'am.

261
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,373
Bonaparte.

262
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,742
Are you related to Napoleon?

263
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,378
Yes. He's my nephew.

264
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,546
Oh.

265
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:43,183
Mrs. McAllister, I've done
everything you asked me to.

266
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,785
- Really? Already?
- Yes, ma'am.

267
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,588
You've brought all the wine
up from the cellar?

268
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,589
Yes, ma'am.

269
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,859
- And taken it to the drawing room?
- Yes, ma'am.

270
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,795
- And closed the cellar hatch?
- [Richard whistling tune]

271
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:56,863
[clattering]

272
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,640
I'll do that now, ma'am.

273
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,468
[Richard groans]

274
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,103
Where is Richard?

275
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,720
He's supposed to be serving the champagne.

276
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,142
You'll have to do it,
and not looking like that.

277
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,443
Get a move on.

278
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,650
You've got the castle, the cathedral,
the chocolate factory.

279
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:21,540
I simply don't understand
why anyone would want a new York.

280
00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:24,570
Here's £10 to stop talking.

281
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,761
Now, I have a business proposal,
Mr. Davenport.

282
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,430
I'm expanding my fashion empire,

283
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,665
and I need a small pied-à-terre
in England.

284
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,734
How much to buy Fackham Hall?

285
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,104
I'm not sure you could afford it
on the wage of a seamstress.

286
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,839
I'll pay double its value.

287
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,475
And I promise to keep its integrity.

288
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:46,680
All I'd do is add a jazz bar,
a small casino, and 30 stories.

289
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,314
I appreciate that this may be the way

290
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,984
you conduct your business in the Americas,

291
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,319
but Fackham Hall simply isn't for sale.

292
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:56,220
[chuckles] Well, we'll see about that.

293
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,825
A word of warning, Mr. Davenport.

294
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,493
I have a habit of getting what I want.

295
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,330
About half the size of a human.

296
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,466
[playful music playing]

297
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,145
Oh.

298
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,181
[indistinct chatter]

299
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,221
- Champagne?
- Yes, please.

300
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,225
Ladies and gentlemen.

301
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,627
Please welcome the bride- and groom-to-be,

302
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:39,699
Mr. Archibald Davenport
and Ms. Poppy Davenport, his fiancée.

303
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,135
And first cousin.

304
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,739
[guests applauding]

305
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,910
My word, Mary, a man.

306
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,980
Oh, Constance. He's so good-looking
I can barely breathe.

307
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,683
I can't wait till I marry a man.

308
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,850
It is only then
that my life will be of any worth.

309
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:01,521
Ms. Valentine, have you met
the Bechdel Sisters?

310
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:03,590
[Archibald] Ladies and gentlemen,

311
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:07,600
it is very rare
you find someone so beautiful,

312
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,729
someone so intelligent,

313
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,365
someone that you would move
heaven and earth for.

314
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:16,903
But after years of searching,
Poppy found me.

315
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,705
[Poppy] I just feel so lucky.

316
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,374
I mean, after all,
we have so much in common.

317
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,276
For example, our grandparents.

318
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,577
- Yes.
- Yeah.

319
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,880
Please, enjoy the festivities.

320
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:37,424
I'm sorry. You may never
host a party like this for me.

321
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,260
My dear.

322
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,462
There are many here

323
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:46,232
who believe that marriage
validates one's existence.

324
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,934
I'm not among them.

325
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:52,472
I'm just so very proud of the intelligent,

326
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:57,143
kind, and elegant young woman
you have become.

327
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,478
Deviled egg, ma'am?

328
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,947
[stifled sob]

329
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,116
[dreamy music playing]

330
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,624
Stop gawping and do your job.

331
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,606
[sobbing]

332
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:32,445
So, wrong side
of Mrs. McAllister on day one.

333
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,180
That's a record.

334
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,116
So, you know your music, sir.

335
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,352
Is that your name?

336
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,210
Eric Noone.

337
00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:42,856
Pronounced "no one," sir.

338
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,792
So, which bedroom's yours then?

339
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,960
Oh, I never sleep.

340
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,461
It interferes with my duties.

341
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,662
Here we are.

342
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,800
Your quarters.

343
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,836
You'll be sharing with Tom, Fred, Harry,

344
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,305
Richard, and Alexander.

345
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:03,176
Jammy *******. They've put you
straight in the big room.

346
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,614
[Tolkien] All's well
that ends better, Humpty.

347
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,949
[lighthearted music playing]

348
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,687
Are you bride or groom, sir?

349
00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:16,220
No, I'm a guest.

350
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:18,240
[vehicle approaching]

351
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,903
Whew!

352
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,171
[groans]

353
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,543
[Richard groaning]

354
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:44,751
[grunts]

355
00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:52,926
My darling Poppy.

356
00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:55,528
Now, before you embark on this new life,

357
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,263
I want to give you something

358
00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:01,701
that my mother gave Prudence
on our wedding day.

359
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,703
[tender music playing]

360
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,441
[music turns playful]

361
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,245
It's a necklace box.

362
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,280
Oh, wow.

363
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,717
Oh, Daddy, thank you.

364
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,623
Alexander.

365
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,695
Are you ready?

366
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:29,629
Mm-hm.

367
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,107
[organ playing "Funeral March"]

368
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,922
[plays "Here Comes The Bride"]

369
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,301
[Poppy grunting]

370
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,669
[Humphrey] Oh.

371
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,770
Daddy. [screams]

372
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,105
[Humphrey grunts] Oh.

373
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,129
Please be seated.

374
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:37,630
["Here Comes The Bride" ends]

375
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:42,702
Welcome, friends and family,
and of course, Archibald and Poppy.

376
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,500
Let us pray you never marry.

377
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:50,510
Let us pray. You never marry without love.

378
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:54,848
You never love without God.
God is almighty. God is everywhere.

379
00:21:54,848 --> 00:21:57,350
God is touching you all
in your private places.

380
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,854
God is touching you all.

381
00:22:00,854 --> 00:22:03,823
In your private places,
in your darkest times,

382
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,492
God is there shining a light.

383
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,661
And today he's shining a light
for these two *********.

384
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,650
And today he's shining
a light for these two.

385
00:22:12,650 --> 00:22:15,835
Our souls are eternally in his debt. Amen.

386
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:16,870
[all] Amen.

387
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:29,749
Does anyone have a reason
why Archibald and Poppy

388
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,352
should not be bound together
in holy matrimony?

389
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,210
Speak now or forever hold your peace.

390
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:38,925
No one? Good.

391
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,427
Stop.

392
00:22:41,261 --> 00:22:42,729
[guests murmuring]

393
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,866
I know a reason why we shouldn't marry.

394
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:48,868
I don't love him.

395
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,236
[guests gasp]

396
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:51,338
I love another.

397
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:57,877
I'm sorry, Archie, but I cannot
spend the rest of my life living a lie.

398
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,746
[dramatic music playing]

399
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,181
- Lionel.
- [guests gasp]

400
00:23:01,181 --> 00:23:02,749
Get up.

401
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:03,883
Pop... Poppy.

402
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,185
Poppy.

403
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,622
Now this is a ******* wedding.

404
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:10,924
[laughs]

405
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:15,610
Lionel? Lionel.

406
00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:17,630
[emotional music playing]

407
00:23:32,312 --> 00:23:35,648
I love you.
I want us to be together forever.

408
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,784
Okay. Okay.

409
00:23:47,127 --> 00:23:48,461
[Poppy] Goodbye!

410
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:53,299
[exasperated yell]

411
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,308
[Humphrey] Your attention, please.

412
00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:03,276
[chattering]

413
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:06,312
Your attention, please.

414
00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,481
Shh.

415
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,850
- Shh.
- [chatter stops]

416
00:24:13,153 --> 00:24:16,356
Despite today's unpleasantness,

417
00:24:16,356 --> 00:24:19,359
you must all remain at Fackham Hall.

418
00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:22,529
[Humphrey] To spare Archibald's blushes,

419
00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:25,465
I would appreciate it
if from this moment on,

420
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,835
nobody mentioned this morning's... hiccup.

421
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:31,137
Specifically, the disastrous wedding,

422
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,340
Archibald being humiliated at the altar,

423
00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:37,877
the enthusiasm with which the bride
fled from her jilted fiancé.

424
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,379
And please, no mention

425
00:24:39,379 --> 00:24:42,716
of Archibald's animalistic
wailing from the vestry,

426
00:24:42,716 --> 00:24:45,151
which we all pretended we couldn't hear.

427
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:47,454
[guest coughs]

428
00:24:47,454 --> 00:24:49,456
Thank you, Lord Davenport.

429
00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:51,691
That's very thoughtful of you.

430
00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:53,526
Please all have a wonderful weekend.

431
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,195
[lighthearted music playing]

432
00:24:55,195 --> 00:24:57,163
[guests chattering]

433
00:24:57,163 --> 00:25:00,233
[Patricia] I knew it about
Lionel and Poppy, I does, I did.

434
00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:02,502
Oftens I saw her
sneaking back late at night.

435
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,904
Never not said nothing
to her ladyship. If she asked,

436
00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:07,741
I said Poppy was in the woodshed
whittling a dildo.

437
00:25:07,741 --> 00:25:11,177
That's quite enough
tittle-tattle from you two.

438
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,546
Ms. Rose will take tea in her room.

439
00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:15,815
Yes, Mrs. McAllister, ma'am, m'lady.

440
00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:18,418
[lively music playing]

441
00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:54,454
You? What? Why didn't you tell me
you worked here?

442
00:25:54,454 --> 00:25:56,956
Why didn't you tell me you lived here?

443
00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:59,426
This is a big house for a chauffeur.

444
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,261
Yes.

445
00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,597
I'd rather appreciate it
if you didn't tell anyone

446
00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:05,965
you saw me driving Father's car.

447
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,233
Don't worry. You can trust me.

448
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,234
I'm good with secrets.

449
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,403
To this day, I never told a soul

450
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:12,572
about Sister Mary stealing
from the collection plate,

451
00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:14,941
or Sister Jude's *** holidays
in Amsterdam,

452
00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:17,610
or the time Father Jessop
tricked four choir boys into--

453
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,379
It's good to know I can trust you.

454
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:21,781
You certainly can, Ms. Rose.

455
00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,151
Excuse me for asking.

456
00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:26,753
What is that you're reading?

457
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:29,155
This?

458
00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:34,294
It's a tale of forbidden love.

459
00:26:34,294 --> 00:26:35,495
Ah.

460
00:26:36,496 --> 00:26:39,132
I'd love to borrow that
when you're done with it.

461
00:26:39,132 --> 00:26:40,500
You read?

462
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,268
I forget who coined the phrase,

463
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:45,305
but reading brings us to unknown friends.

464
00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:47,674
- That's Balzac's.
- No, it's true.

465
00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:50,100
I think it was a French novelist.

466
00:26:51,144 --> 00:26:52,946
Where shall I put your tea?

467
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,615
I'd best take that. Having a gentleman

468
00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:58,184
enter my private quarters would be...

469
00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:01,821
[romantic music playing]

470
00:27:06,526 --> 00:27:08,161
Forbidden?

471
00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:14,501
[Mrs. McAllister] Hall boy.

472
00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:22,142
[Cyril] Eric. You leave us no choice.

473
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,177
Your employment is terminated.

474
00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:28,214
- My lady.
- I just wanted to make sure

475
00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:30,500
the new hall boy
doesn't get into any trouble

476
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,185
as a result of my asking him
to bring me my tea.

477
00:27:32,185 --> 00:27:34,521
- You asked him?
- Yes.

478
00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:37,457
To give Patricia a break.

479
00:27:40,894 --> 00:27:43,296
Well, I'll leave you to your meeting.

480
00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:48,234
[Rose] Oh.

481
00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:50,700
I meant to ask for some sugar.

482
00:27:57,430 --> 00:27:59,450
[dreamy music playing]

483
00:28:04,818 --> 00:28:09,422
And you don't have to stand up
every time I enter the room.

484
00:28:09,422 --> 00:28:11,424
[playful music playing]

485
00:28:16,930 --> 00:28:20,660
Well, it seems my hand is forced, laddie.

486
00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:21,735
You stay.

487
00:28:21,735 --> 00:28:23,103
For now.

488
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,208
[chuckles]

489
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:41,855
[Prudence] I truly thought

490
00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:44,958
that this would be where I would live out
the remainder of my days.

491
00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:48,280
But there's little we can do.

492
00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:50,263
The law is clear.

493
00:28:50,263 --> 00:28:53,933
Archibald is the rightful heir
to Fackham Hall.

494
00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:56,236
Why did it have to be him of all people?

495
00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:58,972
If only George hadn't died.

496
00:28:59,606 --> 00:29:00,440
Or John.

497
00:29:00,974 --> 00:29:02,375
Or Paul.

498
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:05,311
Or little Ringo.

499
00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:07,547
Or our eldest nephew.

500
00:29:08,248 --> 00:29:09,282
Humphrey.

501
00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:12,619
I never dare ask Phyllis.

502
00:29:12,619 --> 00:29:15,880
What actually happened
to Archibald's older brother?

503
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,123
- Ah, Nathaniel?
- Mm.

504
00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,325
He went to fight the war at a young age.

505
00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:23,630
To defend the freedoms
of this great country.

506
00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:25,131
[Prudence] Hm.

507
00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:26,666
He was just a child.

508
00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,301
- [high-pitched whistling]
- [gunfire]

509
00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:32,172
Officer Davenport. Are you ready
to make the ultimate sacrifice?

510
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,443
Give those Jerries hell.
For king and country!

511
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:38,745
- [bugle playing "Charge"]
- [soldiers shouting]

512
00:29:41,481 --> 00:29:42,982
I've often tried to discover

513
00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:45,985
what happened to the poor boy,
but to no avail.

514
00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:48,154
And now her surviving son,

515
00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:52,992
jilted at the altar by our feral
little egg-brained daughter.

516
00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:55,328
Even if Poppy did recant,

517
00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:58,698
it seems inconceivable
that Archibald's wounded pride

518
00:29:58,698 --> 00:30:00,967
would permit him to marry her now.

519
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,369
What about Rose?

520
00:30:02,369 --> 00:30:04,304
It's illegal for sisters to marry.

521
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:09,542
Pity. But what if Rose
were to marry Archibald?

522
00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:13,346
An intriguing proposition.

523
00:30:13,346 --> 00:30:14,314
[Prudence] Hmm.

524
00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:19,386
[cutlery clinking loudly]

525
00:30:22,455 --> 00:30:23,356
[scraping]

526
00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:30,630
Archibald? I don't know if--

527
00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:31,664
[loud clinking continues]

528
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:35,568
[louder] Archibald? I don't know if--

529
00:30:36,736 --> 00:30:38,738
[loud clinking continues]

530
00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:40,740
[clears throat softly]

531
00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:42,420
[clinking stops]

532
00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:47,213
[in normal voice] Archibald,
I don't know if I mentioned,

533
00:30:47,814 --> 00:30:49,916
but Rose is very well-read.

534
00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:51,384
[Archibald scoffs]

535
00:30:51,384 --> 00:30:53,653
That comes as no surprise.

536
00:30:53,653 --> 00:30:57,223
I mean, what else is a woman to do
when she is without a husband?

537
00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:58,425
- [Archibald laughs]
- [chuckles]

538
00:30:58,425 --> 00:31:00,493
Shit just got real.

539
00:31:00,493 --> 00:31:02,362
[Rose] Now that your honeymoon
has been canceled,

540
00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:04,597
you shall have more time to read.

541
00:31:04,597 --> 00:31:07,400
Perhaps I could direct you
to a tome on manners.

542
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,903
Sick burn, *****.

543
00:31:09,903 --> 00:31:11,905
[Archibald] Maybe the next time
you find yourself in a library,

544
00:31:11,905 --> 00:31:14,107
perhaps you could seek out some texts

545
00:31:14,107 --> 00:31:17,430
to explain how a lady should behave, hm?

546
00:31:17,430 --> 00:31:19,245
Maybe then you'll have a better
chance of finding a husband.

547
00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:21,214
- [stomach churning]
- [Rose] Yes. It is unfortunate

548
00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:23,249
to have not had a partner.

549
00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:25,185
But is it not more careless
to procure one,

550
00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:27,187
only to then lose her?

551
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,240
Wasteman just got merked.

552
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,460
Rose, may I speak with you outside?

553
00:31:44,404 --> 00:31:49,142
Rose, darling,
do you not see our predicament?

554
00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:51,578
Thanks to your sister's selfish behavior,

555
00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:53,780
if we are to remain in Fackham Hall,

556
00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:56,983
another lady in our family
must wed Archibald.

557
00:31:56,983 --> 00:31:59,486
No. You can't. You're married to Father.

558
00:31:59,486 --> 00:32:01,921
Darling. I'm talking about you.

559
00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:03,560
Oh.

560
00:32:03,823 --> 00:32:06,826
No! You think I would choose

561
00:32:06,826 --> 00:32:09,429
to spend the rest of my life
with that pig?

562
00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:11,164
No, I shall not, and I shwill not.

563
00:32:11,164 --> 00:32:13,433
- Enough. Mr. Tolkien.
- [stomach churns]

564
00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,301
- The writer.
- Indeed.

565
00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:19,105
Being contrary is the main cause
of brain degeneration in women.

566
00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:21,174
Ask any male scientist.

567
00:32:21,174 --> 00:32:25,578
From this moment onwards,
you must make Archibald fall for you.

568
00:32:25,578 --> 00:32:26,746
For the good of the family.

569
00:32:29,349 --> 00:32:30,617
Rose.

570
00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:31,651
Rose!

571
00:32:32,352 --> 00:32:34,654
[somber music playing]

572
00:32:34,654 --> 00:32:35,588
[sobs]

573
00:32:37,190 --> 00:32:39,426
[sobbing]

574
00:32:39,426 --> 00:32:40,860
[whistling cheerfully]

575
00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:42,362
I'm so sorry.

576
00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:46,700
[Rose continues sobbing]

577
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:49,102
Rose? Are you all right?

578
00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:51,271
It's nothing you need to be burdened with.

579
00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:54,641
Please. It's no burden at all.

580
00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:56,476
- [door creaking]
- You can tell me anything.

581
00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:59,346
It will stay strictly between us.

582
00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:02,349
Mother wants me to marry Archibald,

583
00:33:02,349 --> 00:33:04,217
but I do not love him.

584
00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:07,354
I see.

585
00:33:08,855 --> 00:33:10,190
[sniffles]

586
00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:12,192
[soft music playing]

587
00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:18,365
You prefer to wait for your Heathcliff.

588
00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:22,669
You've read Wuthering Heights?

589
00:33:24,471 --> 00:33:26,172
Eric, you are a rare creature.

590
00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:32,879
Do you think it foolish of a lady
to listen to her heart?

591
00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:36,683
I believe that when the heart aches,

592
00:33:37,384 --> 00:33:39,185
that's when we should listen the most.

593
00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:40,387
[Tolkien breaks wind]

594
00:33:42,822 --> 00:33:45,580
How does anyone know when they're in love?

595
00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:48,428
- [Tolkien breaks wind]
- Maybe there's just something in the air.

596
00:33:49,229 --> 00:33:51,431
[continues breaking wind]

597
00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:56,236
I should go.

598
00:34:02,575 --> 00:34:04,110
[Tolkien continues breaking wind]

599
00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:06,112
[diarrhea sounds]

600
00:34:08,581 --> 00:34:12,218
♪ An invite to Buckingham Palace ♪

601
00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:17,724
♪ Arrived at my home in Belgravia ♪

602
00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:23,596
♪ When meeting the king
And meeting the queen ♪

603
00:34:23,596 --> 00:34:27,767
♪ One must be on one's best behavior ♪

604
00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:32,572
♪ But I went to the palace
With my willy hanging out ♪

605
00:34:32,572 --> 00:34:35,475
♪ And nobody thought to tell me ♪

606
00:34:35,475 --> 00:34:38,244
♪ They were too polite
It was hanging out all night ♪

607
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:40,780
♪ And no one stopped to tell me
That my pecker was in sight ♪

608
00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:43,116
♪ I had a tiny hunch
When it dangled in the punch ♪

609
00:34:43,116 --> 00:34:45,919
♪ And my johnson went all chilly ♪

610
00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:48,922
♪ The Duke of Norwich
He thought it was a sausage ♪

611
00:34:48,922 --> 00:34:51,224
♪ When he had
A little nibble on my willy ♪

612
00:34:51,224 --> 00:34:52,425
♪ Silly ♪

613
00:34:53,626 --> 00:34:57,897
♪ I went to the palace
With my willy hanging out ♪

614
00:34:57,897 --> 00:35:01,735
♪ I don't think that
His Highness will forget me ♪

615
00:35:01,735 --> 00:35:05,171
♪ The king, he saw my bell ♪

616
00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:08,908
♪ But did the night go swell? ♪

617
00:35:08,908 --> 00:35:12,779
♪ Well, they asked me to the palace
Next week as well ♪

618
00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:15,448
[guests laughing]

619
00:35:16,316 --> 00:35:18,318
[lighthearted music playing]

620
00:35:21,788 --> 00:35:23,957
Your mother thought it would be prudent

621
00:35:23,957 --> 00:35:26,292
if you were to join us for the hunt.

622
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:28,828
Perhaps Archibald
may get to know you better.

623
00:35:28,828 --> 00:35:31,631
Right now, I'd gladly
swap places with the pheasant.

624
00:35:32,699 --> 00:35:35,702
I've always felt that
women do not belong on hunts.

625
00:35:35,702 --> 00:35:37,604
Don't be so utterly ridiculous.

626
00:35:37,604 --> 00:35:39,606
Ridiculous? It's science.

627
00:35:39,606 --> 00:35:41,675
Their petticoats get tangled
in the undergrowth.

628
00:35:41,675 --> 00:35:44,778
Their perfumes scare the pheasants,

629
00:35:44,778 --> 00:35:46,379
and their feminine giggles,
they rust the bullets.

630
00:35:46,379 --> 00:35:47,847
- [rifles cock]
- [exclaims]

631
00:35:47,847 --> 00:35:50,684
Mr. Khaled, are you okay?

632
00:35:50,684 --> 00:35:52,118
Yes. It's just...

633
00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:55,789
the sound of guns being primed for action.

634
00:35:56,656 --> 00:35:58,958
It takes me back
to my time in the trenches.

635
00:36:00,827 --> 00:36:03,797
If you don't mind my asking,
is that how you got your limp?

636
00:36:04,998 --> 00:36:06,633
[explosion]

637
00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:08,635
[somber music playing]

638
00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:13,973
The war is over! The war is over!

639
00:36:13,973 --> 00:36:15,542
[laughs]

640
00:36:15,542 --> 00:36:16,760
- [cheering]
- The war is over!

641
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:16,710
- War's over!
- [yells]

642
00:36:16,710 --> 00:36:18,545
- [bone cracks]
- [screaming in pain]

643
00:36:22,582 --> 00:36:24,851
I'd rather not talk about it,
Ms. Davenport.

644
00:36:24,851 --> 00:36:25,919
I understand.

645
00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:28,855
Thank you for your service.

646
00:36:34,661 --> 00:36:36,396
[horn blares]

647
00:36:36,396 --> 00:36:37,764
[gunshots]

648
00:36:37,764 --> 00:36:39,990
[bird screeches]

649
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:40,500
Ha!

650
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,268
Bloody good shot.

651
00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:44,700
- [gunshot]
- Bugger it.

652
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:45,572
- [gunshot]
- [animal screeches]

653
00:36:47,507 --> 00:36:49,750
Well done, Father.

654
00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:52,879
- [gunshots]
- ****it.

655
00:36:52,879 --> 00:36:54,547
Not having much luck today, Archibald?

656
00:36:54,547 --> 00:36:55,882
Just familiarizing myself

657
00:36:55,882 --> 00:36:58,351
with this new weapon. [chuckles]

658
00:36:58,351 --> 00:36:59,586
[gunshot]

659
00:36:59,586 --> 00:37:01,287
[stag bellows]

660
00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:03,423
[Bert] Bloody good shot, old bean.

661
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:04,924
Yeah.

662
00:37:05,859 --> 00:37:07,227
[Richard groaning softly]

663
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,899
Sir, shall I take him back
to the house and call a doctor?

664
00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:15,435
No, no. Just chop his legs off
and roast him for dinner.

665
00:37:15,435 --> 00:37:16,936
- [Richard groans]
- What about Richard, sir?

666
00:37:16,936 --> 00:37:19,739
[Humphrey] Oh, yes. Tragic.
Without a beater,

667
00:37:19,739 --> 00:37:21,808
- we must curtail the hunt.
- [groans]

668
00:37:21,808 --> 00:37:23,910
- Sad day for us all.
- Father, wait.

669
00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:27,800
There's a fellow back at the house
who might be able to step up.

670
00:37:28,481 --> 00:37:30,483
[lively music playing]

671
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,388
[gunshot]

672
00:37:35,388 --> 00:37:36,256
Bugger it.

673
00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:46,900
[groans]

674
00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:48,601
[somber music playing]

675
00:37:48,601 --> 00:37:50,503
Father. No.

676
00:37:50,503 --> 00:37:52,439
[groaning]

677
00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:55,342
[Humphrey] Rose.

678
00:37:56,943 --> 00:38:00,580
You're the most wonderful daughter
a father could ever wish to have.

679
00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:02,816
Tell Poppy I forgive her.

680
00:38:02,816 --> 00:38:05,952
But more importantly,
tell your mother that

681
00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:09,122
I... I...

682
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:14,294
shall not be attending tea this evening.

683
00:38:17,197 --> 00:38:18,865
I'll never forgive you for this.

684
00:38:20,266 --> 00:38:22,202
Excuse me, Ms. Davenport.

685
00:38:23,303 --> 00:38:24,504
There's no blood.

686
00:38:33,346 --> 00:38:34,180
Oh.

687
00:38:34,948 --> 00:38:37,500
- [chuckles] Blow me.
- [Rose chuckles]

688
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:38,651
Looks like my old pocket watch

689
00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:40,720
must have saved my life. I'm alive.

690
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,988
[all laughing]

691
00:38:43,189 --> 00:38:44,691
- Ah!
- [Archibald] Well, I have learned

692
00:38:44,691 --> 00:38:48,294
a very valuable lesson.
Be careful where you point.

693
00:38:48,294 --> 00:38:49,562
- [Rose gasps]
- [groans]

694
00:38:50,864 --> 00:38:52,465
[sobbing]

695
00:38:52,465 --> 00:38:54,340
[groaning]

696
00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:55,702
[somber music playing]

697
00:38:55,702 --> 00:38:57,470
I can see a light.

698
00:38:58,380 --> 00:38:59,506
[Humphrey coughs]

699
00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:00,573
I can see my sons.

700
00:39:01,741 --> 00:39:02,575
John,

701
00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:07,247
Paul, George, Ringo.

702
00:39:07,247 --> 00:39:09,215
Let's come together.

703
00:39:09,983 --> 00:39:11,751
I wanna hold your hands.

704
00:39:11,751 --> 00:39:13,987
Oh, dear Prudence.

705
00:39:15,655 --> 00:39:17,757
Dear, dear Prudence.

706
00:39:18,658 --> 00:39:20,393
I am the walrus.

707
00:39:20,393 --> 00:39:22,195
His mind's turned fevered.

708
00:39:22,195 --> 00:39:23,396
[cocks rifle]

709
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,102
Daddy's coming, boys.

710
00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:32,205
[gasps]

711
00:39:33,106 --> 00:39:33,940
[grunts softly]

712
00:39:35,742 --> 00:39:37,744
[lighthearted music playing]

713
00:39:41,247 --> 00:39:43,160
- Ah!
- [Rose giggles]

714
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,284
My Bloody Mary.

715
00:39:44,284 --> 00:39:46,860
- [laughing]
- [Humphrey] Of course.

716
00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:47,200
Bloody Mary.

717
00:39:48,188 --> 00:39:50,560
Oh, bad luck, old chap.

718
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,292
Ah, I really thought
you'd bagged your first kill.

719
00:39:52,926 --> 00:39:54,227
[Humphrey] Bloody Mary.

720
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:02,135
Thank you for stepping in to save Father.

721
00:40:02,135 --> 00:40:05,105
Ah, well. [chuckles]
Anybody would've done the same.

722
00:40:05,105 --> 00:40:06,773
But they didn't.

723
00:40:06,773 --> 00:40:07,774
Rose.

724
00:40:08,408 --> 00:40:10,577
I wanted to just say

725
00:40:11,311 --> 00:40:14,981
sorry for shooting your father
in the heart... twice.

726
00:40:14,981 --> 00:40:16,983
I'm usually a much better marksman.

727
00:40:16,983 --> 00:40:19,386
It's this faulty gun they've given me.

728
00:40:19,386 --> 00:40:21,870
It's wonky barreled.
It doesn't shoot straight.

729
00:40:21,870 --> 00:40:23,223
Um... May I?

730
00:40:23,223 --> 00:40:24,624
[scoffs]

731
00:40:24,624 --> 00:40:25,759
Be my guest.

732
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:34,134
As I said.

733
00:40:47,647 --> 00:40:49,983
[playful music playing]

734
00:40:49,983 --> 00:40:50,984
[titters]

735
00:40:51,985 --> 00:40:53,153
Beginner's luck.

736
00:41:05,532 --> 00:41:07,667
[Humphrey] Young man, I've been reflecting

737
00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:10,704
on your swift thinking
during this morning's shoot.

738
00:41:10,704 --> 00:41:13,206
You're a good sort to have close by, Eric.

739
00:41:13,873 --> 00:41:15,508
How would you like to be my new valet?

740
00:41:16,676 --> 00:41:17,844
It would be an honor, sir.

741
00:41:18,678 --> 00:41:21,881
Excellent. This calls for a cigar.

742
00:41:21,881 --> 00:41:25,985
Here they are, in my secret
cigar and money drawer.

743
00:41:25,985 --> 00:41:26,986
Thank you, sir.

744
00:41:27,787 --> 00:41:32,726
Alexander, pen yourself a letter
with news of your demotion.

745
00:41:33,893 --> 00:41:36,196
It'd be my pleasure, sir.

746
00:41:38,331 --> 00:41:40,333
[indistinct chatter]

747
00:41:53,513 --> 00:41:56,549
What do you keep writing
in that little book of yours?

748
00:41:56,549 --> 00:41:58,585
Ideas. For my novel.

749
00:41:58,585 --> 00:42:01,187
I'm always listening out for inspiration.

750
00:42:03,256 --> 00:42:05,925
Oh, darling,
have you seen my cigar cutter?

751
00:42:05,925 --> 00:42:08,261
In your trousers, my precious.

752
00:42:08,261 --> 00:42:10,864
Wait. Say that again.

753
00:42:11,898 --> 00:42:13,660
Uh...

754
00:42:13,660 --> 00:42:14,734
In your trousers, my precious?

755
00:42:16,903 --> 00:42:19,506
[in Gollum-like rasp] In your trousers.

756
00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:24,744
[door opens]

757
00:42:26,613 --> 00:42:28,615
Rose, I just wanted you to know

758
00:42:28,615 --> 00:42:30,417
that I was in the library earlier,

759
00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:36,389
and I chanced upon a poem
that reminded me of you.

760
00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:41,270
Would you mind if I read it now?

761
00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:42,262
Very well.

762
00:42:46,132 --> 00:42:47,534
[delighted chuckle]

763
00:42:52,105 --> 00:42:53,707
Such a beautiful poem.

764
00:42:53,707 --> 00:42:55,775
- Mm.
- [Prudence] It appears your Archie

765
00:42:55,775 --> 00:42:58,311
is rather smitten with Rose.

766
00:42:58,311 --> 00:43:01,548
It's nice to see him
temporarily distracted

767
00:43:01,548 --> 00:43:05,318
from the Grim Reaper's inevitable grasp.

768
00:43:05,919 --> 00:43:07,870
Indeed.

769
00:43:08,321 --> 00:43:12,425
I'm a lot more fun than
you probably first thought, hm?

770
00:43:12,425 --> 00:43:13,893
I'm sure you are.

771
00:43:14,627 --> 00:43:16,930
- Enjoy the rest of your evening.
- Uh-- [grunts]

772
00:43:18,798 --> 00:43:20,667
- Cyri?
- Mm-hm.

773
00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:22,680
Play dance music.

774
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,838
Playing dance music on the gramophone.

775
00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:28,808
[swing music playing]

776
00:43:28,808 --> 00:43:30,276
Hm?

777
00:43:30,276 --> 00:43:32,145
- Dance with me, Rose.
- I'd rather not.

778
00:43:33,346 --> 00:43:36,516
Um... [chuckles nervously]

779
00:43:36,516 --> 00:43:37,984
Don't embarrass me. People are watching.

780
00:43:37,984 --> 00:43:38,952
Let go of me.

781
00:43:38,952 --> 00:43:40,520
Just dance. It's fun.

782
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,821
Archibald, let go of me.

783
00:43:41,821 --> 00:43:43,690
Ms. Davenport asked you to let go.

784
00:43:44,257 --> 00:43:45,792
- [Archibald grunts]
- [Cyril] Oof.

785
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:46,960
- [music stops]
- [guests murmur]

786
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:52,298
Mr. Davenport, I apologize that my face
interrupted the flight of your hand.

787
00:43:52,298 --> 00:43:54,367
- Yes.
- And I deeply regret

788
00:43:54,367 --> 00:43:56,169
the behavior of my junior colleague.

789
00:43:56,169 --> 00:43:57,103
As you should.

790
00:43:57,937 --> 00:44:00,540
When I inherit this place,
I'll sack the lot of you.

791
00:44:00,540 --> 00:44:02,342
You impertinent morons.

792
00:44:02,342 --> 00:44:03,877
- Very good, sir.
- Yes.

793
00:44:03,877 --> 00:44:04,811
Eric?

794
00:44:04,811 --> 00:44:07,380
[dramatic music playing]

795
00:44:11,484 --> 00:44:14,320
[Mrs. McAllister] You have put
all our jobs at risk.

796
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,223
You are here to serve, and serve alone.

797
00:44:17,223 --> 00:44:19,225
Us lowly downstairs folk

798
00:44:19,225 --> 00:44:22,829
must never become romantically entangled
with those above stairs.

799
00:44:22,829 --> 00:44:26,533
Mark my words, it never ends well.

800
00:44:26,533 --> 00:44:28,735
If we are to see out
our days at Fackham Hall,

801
00:44:28,735 --> 00:44:31,237
then Rose must marry Archibald.

802
00:44:31,237 --> 00:44:33,740
And you are obstructing that.

803
00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:36,242
Now, for all our sakes,
first thing tomorrow,

804
00:44:36,242 --> 00:44:38,745
you must pack up your bags and leave.

805
00:44:38,745 --> 00:44:40,460
[Cyril] To save any upset,

806
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:41,581
I shall simply inform his lordship

807
00:44:41,581 --> 00:44:43,550
that you have contracted rabies,

808
00:44:43,550 --> 00:44:45,185
found employment elsewhere, died,

809
00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:46,720
fallen pregnant, and run away.

810
00:44:47,387 --> 00:44:48,221
Now, go.

811
00:44:50,357 --> 00:44:52,759
[melancholy music playing]

812
00:45:47,547 --> 00:45:48,948
[door closes]

813
00:45:49,649 --> 00:45:51,418
Rose. What are you doing here?

814
00:45:51,418 --> 00:45:53,653
I came to find you. What did they say?

815
00:45:54,921 --> 00:45:57,457
They fired me. I leave tomorrow.

816
00:45:57,457 --> 00:45:59,826
No. No, they cannot, and they shall not.

817
00:45:59,826 --> 00:46:01,628
They shwill not and they shwell not.

818
00:46:01,628 --> 00:46:03,630
I'll speak to Father.

819
00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:05,999
Rose. No, it's fine. It's done now.

820
00:46:05,999 --> 00:46:08,735
- [chauffeur] Oh, no.
- This place isn't for me anyway.

821
00:46:08,735 --> 00:46:11,438
- Fackham Hall?
- Yeah, ****'em all.

822
00:46:11,438 --> 00:46:12,505
[Rose sighs]

823
00:46:12,505 --> 00:46:13,573
Well...

824
00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:15,809
Well, if this is to be
our last night together,

825
00:46:15,809 --> 00:46:17,977
let's go somewhere.
Somewhere we can be ourselves.

826
00:46:17,977 --> 00:46:19,179
Just like when we first met.

827
00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:21,481
I know. Let's go to a pub.

828
00:46:21,481 --> 00:46:23,683
What about the Dog & Drake?
I've driven past it many a time,

829
00:46:23,683 --> 00:46:24,651
but never dared go in.

830
00:46:25,752 --> 00:46:26,853
Yeah, why not.

831
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:32,459
But they're not really the biggest fans
of you Davenports in there.

832
00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:34,661
So, you can't really go in
dressed like that.

833
00:46:38,531 --> 00:46:40,500
[Rose] Then I shall just have to blend in.

834
00:46:41,368 --> 00:46:43,336
[whimsical music playing]

835
00:46:43,970 --> 00:46:45,500
- Evening.
- Evening.

836
00:46:46,506 --> 00:46:47,674
[door opens]

837
00:46:49,542 --> 00:46:52,645
- And stay out.
- But I'm the landlord.

838
00:46:56,182 --> 00:46:57,217
After you.

839
00:46:59,519 --> 00:47:01,521
[indistinct chatter]

840
00:47:02,522 --> 00:47:03,623
[chatter stops]

841
00:47:05,225 --> 00:47:06,493
Follow me.

842
00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:08,862
[chatter resumes]

843
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:12,165
I'll have two of my usual, please, Karl.

844
00:47:17,303 --> 00:47:18,405
Who's this?

845
00:47:18,405 --> 00:47:19,673
Don't you remember me?

846
00:47:19,673 --> 00:47:21,207
My name is, um...

847
00:47:22,409 --> 00:47:23,710
Rose...

848
00:47:25,450 --> 00:47:26,120
Devon...

849
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:28,348
Port.

850
00:47:29,215 --> 00:47:30,250
Rose Devonport.

851
00:47:31,418 --> 00:47:34,220
Good. 'Cause for a moment,

852
00:47:34,220 --> 00:47:35,989
you looked like one of them
Fackham Hall lot.

853
00:47:36,756 --> 00:47:39,726
And we hate those stuck-up *******s.

854
00:47:39,726 --> 00:47:45,650
Well, I can assure you,
I'm apples and pears not.

855
00:47:46,599 --> 00:47:48,935
Spoken like a true ****ney.

856
00:47:49,869 --> 00:47:50,737
Thanks, Karl.

857
00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:56,876
- Ow!
- Bulls-eye.

858
00:47:57,510 --> 00:47:59,279
[grunting]

859
00:48:01,348 --> 00:48:02,782
Come here.

860
00:48:04,250 --> 00:48:05,719
Are all pubs like this?

861
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,880
Oh, no, no. This is a posh one.

862
00:48:09,289 --> 00:48:10,557
Follow me.

863
00:48:11,791 --> 00:48:14,627
Perfect. My lady.

864
00:48:17,970 --> 00:48:18,765
- One...
- [slurps]

865
00:48:20,533 --> 00:48:21,434
[coughs]

866
00:48:22,302 --> 00:48:23,570
Rose for the lady?

867
00:48:23,570 --> 00:48:27,807
Thank you, but I have a beautiful rose
of my very own right here.

868
00:48:27,807 --> 00:48:29,376
[giggles]

869
00:48:31,411 --> 00:48:32,812
Suit yourself, love.

870
00:48:33,646 --> 00:48:35,982
It's so thrilling being here with you.

871
00:48:35,982 --> 00:48:38,818
No more pretending,
no more holding back my feelings.

872
00:48:38,818 --> 00:48:40,387
I can be myself.

873
00:48:41,621 --> 00:48:42,822
Tell me your dreams.

874
00:48:42,822 --> 00:48:46,126
Well, I have this dream
where my ***** falls off,

875
00:48:46,126 --> 00:48:47,927
but I can't go to the doctor
because I'm late for school.

876
00:48:47,927 --> 00:48:49,950
Same.

877
00:48:49,950 --> 00:48:50,463
- Really?
- [chuckles]

878
00:48:51,831 --> 00:48:53,133
Do you have any other dreams?

879
00:48:54,300 --> 00:49:00,106
I dream of one day escaping
to the most romantic place on earth.

880
00:49:00,106 --> 00:49:01,608
The city of love.

881
00:49:01,608 --> 00:49:03,276
The city of art.

882
00:49:04,144 --> 00:49:06,312
The city of poets.

883
00:49:08,948 --> 00:49:10,183
Blackpool.

884
00:49:11,117 --> 00:49:12,285
Wow.

885
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,957
Maybe we could go there one day. Together.

886
00:49:18,825 --> 00:49:19,959
Yes.

887
00:49:19,959 --> 00:49:21,528
[plays lively flourish]

888
00:49:22,195 --> 00:49:25,432
Oh, no. It's a ****ney knees-up.

889
00:49:25,432 --> 00:49:27,701
Join in. You'll definitely
all know the words

890
00:49:27,701 --> 00:49:30,370
'cause we're all genuine
****neys here, aren't we?

891
00:49:30,370 --> 00:49:31,871
[all] Yeah!

892
00:49:32,505 --> 00:49:34,474
Just follow along, you'll be all right.

893
00:49:34,474 --> 00:49:36,943
♪ Little Jack Steel strangled an eel ♪

894
00:49:36,943 --> 00:49:39,546
♪ Sold it at the Camden market ♪

895
00:49:39,546 --> 00:49:41,881
♪ Brixton Billy went to Piccadilly ♪

896
00:49:41,881 --> 00:49:44,217
♪ Choked on a whelk and carked it ♪

897
00:49:44,217 --> 00:49:46,886
♪ ****ney air, Trafalgar Square ♪

898
00:49:46,886 --> 00:49:49,189
♪ Do a Jimmy Riddle on Nelson's pole ♪

899
00:49:49,189 --> 00:49:53,226
♪ London's my favorite ♪

900
00:49:53,226 --> 00:49:54,600
♪ Shit hole ♪

901
00:49:55,628 --> 00:49:57,630
[patrons cheering]

902
00:49:58,631 --> 00:50:00,867
[clapping in rhythm]

903
00:50:08,308 --> 00:50:10,377
[coughing]

904
00:50:11,177 --> 00:50:12,345
[music stops]

905
00:50:14,314 --> 00:50:16,850
Oh, well, he made it to seven.

906
00:50:16,850 --> 00:50:20,530
To London's oldest ever chimney sweep.

907
00:50:20,530 --> 00:50:22,389
[all] Yeah!

908
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,658
[continues playing lively flourish]

909
00:50:25,658 --> 00:50:28,194
♪ Greasy spoon
Wank at the moon ♪

910
00:50:28,194 --> 00:50:30,697
♪ Waterloo blinkin' station ♪

911
00:50:30,697 --> 00:50:33,660
♪ Causing a fuss
Double-decker bus ♪

912
00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:34,768
♪ Football altercation ♪

913
00:50:35,402 --> 00:50:37,871
♪ Deadly smog
Bollocks of a dog ♪

914
00:50:37,871 --> 00:50:40,173
♪ Jack the Ripper
And a sausage roll ♪

915
00:50:40,173 --> 00:50:42,509
♪ London's my favorite
London's my favorite ♪

916
00:50:42,509 --> 00:50:44,177
♪ London's my favorite ♪

917
00:50:44,177 --> 00:50:45,111
♪ Shit hole ♪

918
00:50:45,111 --> 00:50:49,783
♪ One more time ♪

919
00:50:50,417 --> 00:50:52,752
♪ London's my favorite
London's my favorite ♪

920
00:50:52,752 --> 00:50:57,257
♪ London's my favorite ♪

921
00:50:58,240 --> 00:50:59,726
[music and singing stop]

922
00:50:59,726 --> 00:51:00,593
Uh...

923
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:04,464
Capital city?

924
00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:10,303
[all cheering]

925
00:51:11,604 --> 00:51:14,140
For a minute there,
I thought she didn't know it.

926
00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:15,575
[laughs]

927
00:51:15,575 --> 00:51:16,810
Yeah!

928
00:51:18,545 --> 00:51:20,647
[tender music playing]

929
00:51:20,647 --> 00:51:21,815
You cold?

930
00:51:51,745 --> 00:51:54,614
[woman] But unbeknownst
to our star-crossed lovers,

931
00:51:55,248 --> 00:51:59,953
life at Fackham Hall was about
to take a turn for the worse.

932
00:52:01,121 --> 00:52:04,924
Especially for Lord Davenport.

933
00:52:05,759 --> 00:52:07,761
[dramatic music playing]

934
00:52:09,696 --> 00:52:12,980
Humphrey, open a window.

935
00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:14,100
Something smells ghastly in here.

936
00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:19,339
Humphrey.

937
00:52:20,874 --> 00:52:23,343
[screams]

938
00:52:23,343 --> 00:52:24,878
[cat yowls]

939
00:52:24,878 --> 00:52:26,880
[somber music playing]

940
00:52:41,728 --> 00:52:43,730
[elegant music playing]

941
00:52:46,299 --> 00:52:47,567
[knocking on door]

942
00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:53,406
Inspector Robert Watt.

943
00:52:53,406 --> 00:52:55,742
I'm here regarding the murder
of Lord Davenport.

944
00:52:55,742 --> 00:52:58,812
I'm afraid you're too late.
Someone's already done it.

945
00:52:59,913 --> 00:53:01,915
But come in anyway.

946
00:53:16,930 --> 00:53:18,431
Follow me.

947
00:53:25,271 --> 00:53:26,840
[Watt] Hmm.

948
00:53:29,342 --> 00:53:30,510
Uh-huh.

949
00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:32,445
Oh, yeah.

950
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:36,616
Cyril, who was the last person
to see Lord Davenport alive?

951
00:53:36,616 --> 00:53:37,684
The murderer.

952
00:53:38,385 --> 00:53:39,619
Just as I thought.

953
00:53:39,619 --> 00:53:43,523
Now, would you be so kind
as to pour me a glass of that whiskey?

954
00:53:43,523 --> 00:53:44,791
Certainly.

955
00:53:46,559 --> 00:53:48,461
Wait. This is poison.

956
00:53:48,461 --> 00:53:50,196
Precisely.

957
00:53:50,196 --> 00:53:52,799
So, Lord Davenport was poisoned.

958
00:53:52,799 --> 00:53:54,467
Not necessarily.

959
00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:57,303
- Do you see this?
- Yes.

960
00:53:57,303 --> 00:53:59,973
Tiny holes in the lapel.

961
00:54:01,207 --> 00:54:05,311
Whoever did this had access
to some form of caustic chemical.

962
00:54:10,483 --> 00:54:12,318
And do you smell that?

963
00:54:12,318 --> 00:54:13,420
[sniffs]

964
00:54:14,154 --> 00:54:15,555
Whew, yes.

965
00:54:16,489 --> 00:54:20,600
An intense sulfurous odor
that stings the eyes.

966
00:54:21,561 --> 00:54:22,562
[thud]

967
00:54:23,830 --> 00:54:25,231
My apologies.

968
00:54:26,266 --> 00:54:28,168
That happens when I crouch.

969
00:54:29,135 --> 00:54:30,236
Oh.

970
00:54:31,504 --> 00:54:33,106
Specks of blood.

971
00:54:33,106 --> 00:54:34,140
Hm.

972
00:54:35,241 --> 00:54:37,777
What did you wish
to speak to us about, Mr. Khaled?

973
00:54:37,777 --> 00:54:41,414
No, no, no, no. Please, call me Darvesh.

974
00:54:41,414 --> 00:54:46,519
As you know, Humphrey entrusted
his affairs to my legal firm.

975
00:54:48,955 --> 00:54:50,457
He may have been my client,

976
00:54:51,524 --> 00:54:55,428
but more than that, he was a dear friend
and an honorable soldier.

977
00:54:55,428 --> 00:54:58,431
I just wish I could have been there
last night to save his life

978
00:54:59,990 --> 00:55:01,801
just as he saved mine in the war.

979
00:55:01,801 --> 00:55:04,204
- [poignant music playing]
- [soldiers shouting]

980
00:55:04,204 --> 00:55:06,973
- Incoming!
- [gunfire]

981
00:55:06,973 --> 00:55:08,274
[both grunting]

982
00:55:11,144 --> 00:55:13,146
You really should
get that mole checked out.

983
00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:21,488
Poppy.

984
00:55:23,957 --> 00:55:25,658
I'm so glad to see you.

985
00:55:27,327 --> 00:55:28,828
[Poppy] Hello, Mother.

986
00:55:28,828 --> 00:55:30,463
Poppy.

987
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:32,665
Am I welcome here?

988
00:55:34,634 --> 00:55:38,805
Of course you are.
Fackham Hall will always be your home.

989
00:55:38,805 --> 00:55:40,507
Fackham Hall is no longer your home.

990
00:55:41,474 --> 00:55:43,543
On the death of the lord,

991
00:55:43,543 --> 00:55:45,545
the title and estate
passed to the next male heir.

992
00:55:45,545 --> 00:55:50,316
Therefore, Archibald Davenport
is now lord of Fackham.

993
00:55:50,316 --> 00:55:55,550
But we're aristocracy.
Surely laws don't apply to us.

994
00:55:55,550 --> 00:55:56,356
Is there nothing that can be done?

995
00:55:56,356 --> 00:55:58,191
The only respite I can offer is

996
00:55:58,191 --> 00:56:00,994
the title cannot legally pass to Archibald

997
00:56:00,994 --> 00:56:04,864
until the investigation
into Humphrey's murder is concluded.

998
00:56:05,498 --> 00:56:10,270
So, if, say, Rose were to marry
Archibald before that?

999
00:56:10,270 --> 00:56:13,173
[chuckles] Then you can all remain here.

1000
00:56:13,173 --> 00:56:15,175
[melancholy music playing]

1001
00:56:17,177 --> 00:56:20,280
The inspector would like
your presence in the drawing room.

1002
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,782
What if we haven't got him a present?

1003
00:56:24,617 --> 00:56:26,386
Oh, very well.

1004
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,188
[Khaled clears throat]

1005
00:56:30,857 --> 00:56:33,259
Poppy, what should I do?

1006
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:35,695
I don't want our family to be evicted.

1007
00:56:35,695 --> 00:56:37,564
But what is a life devoid of love?

1008
00:56:37,564 --> 00:56:39,466
My dear Rose.

1009
00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:42,535
You know, I too was once blinded by love.

1010
00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:47,474
In those early blooms of passion,

1011
00:56:47,474 --> 00:56:51,378
I didn't care a jot that Lionel
wasn't an aristocrat,

1012
00:56:51,378 --> 00:56:52,645
that he had no money,

1013
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,415
that he didn't wash.

1014
00:56:55,415 --> 00:56:58,818
I didn't care that he wasn't handsome

1015
00:56:58,818 --> 00:57:03,757
or kind, or monogamous,
or allowed near schools.

1016
00:57:04,758 --> 00:57:09,162
But if I were to have my time again,

1017
00:57:09,162 --> 00:57:12,499
maybe, just maybe

1018
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,169
I wouldn't have
given all of this up for Lionel.

1019
00:57:34,454 --> 00:57:37,791
It appears you no longer
need to pack, young Eric.

1020
00:57:38,525 --> 00:57:40,960
The inspector says no one can leave.

1021
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:44,264
Apparently, we are all suspects now.

1022
00:57:46,433 --> 00:57:49,135
[Fifi] I'm sorry, I don't finance novels.

1023
00:57:49,135 --> 00:57:50,870
[Cyril] Well, Lord Davenport

1024
00:57:50,870 --> 00:57:52,372
shouldn't be on your list
because he's dead.

1025
00:57:52,372 --> 00:57:54,274
But otherwise, everyone's here.

1026
00:57:55,108 --> 00:57:57,610
Thank you, Cyril. I shall erase him.

1027
00:57:57,610 --> 00:57:59,112
Good. [clears throat]

1028
00:57:59,112 --> 00:58:01,147
My lady, esteemed guests.

1029
00:58:01,147 --> 00:58:02,882
This is Inspector Watt.

1030
00:58:02,882 --> 00:58:06,653
Well, I don't know. Inspector Phillips?

1031
00:58:06,653 --> 00:58:08,621
- Hole.
- Wan-Bissaka.

1032
00:58:08,621 --> 00:58:10,230
- [Fifi] Esposito.
- [Rose] Drew.

1033
00:58:10,230 --> 00:58:11,558
- [Phyllis] Gadget?
- Aragorn.

1034
00:58:11,558 --> 00:58:12,992
- Spector.
- [Cyril] No, no.

1035
00:58:12,992 --> 00:58:14,694
His surname is Watt.

1036
00:58:14,694 --> 00:58:18,131
I don't know. Inspector Deck?

1037
00:58:18,131 --> 00:58:19,966
- Inspector Thoroughly.
- Clouseau.

1038
00:58:19,966 --> 00:58:21,334
- Two-Bissaka.
- [Fifi] Bush.

1039
00:58:21,334 --> 00:58:22,902
- [Phyllis] Branagh.
- Spectacles.

1040
00:58:22,902 --> 00:58:24,700
- Treebeard.
- [Cyril] No, no, no, no.

1041
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:25,405
His surname is Watt,

1042
00:58:25,405 --> 00:58:27,507
spelled W-A-T-T.

1043
00:58:27,507 --> 00:58:29,743
A-ha. I see. "Watt" is his name.

1044
00:58:29,743 --> 00:58:31,244
- Robert.
- Robert what?

1045
00:58:31,244 --> 00:58:32,812
- [Cyril] Exactly.
- Then what's his surname?

1046
00:58:32,812 --> 00:58:34,381
- Yes.
- I'm so sorry,

1047
00:58:34,381 --> 00:58:36,149
but I still don't understand.

1048
00:58:36,149 --> 00:58:37,417
What don't you understand?

1049
00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:40,186
No, I understand perfectly.

1050
00:58:40,186 --> 00:58:41,521
Now...

1051
00:58:41,521 --> 00:58:43,757
After examining the evidence,

1052
00:58:43,757 --> 00:58:46,693
I believe Lord Davenport's murderer

1053
00:58:46,693 --> 00:58:49,620
to be somebody in this room.

1054
00:58:49,620 --> 00:58:51,310
[all gasp]

1055
00:58:51,310 --> 00:58:53,833
What reason would anyone here
have for killing my husband?

1056
00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:56,536
Maybe they were fed up of
waiting to inherit this mansion.

1057
00:58:56,536 --> 00:58:57,537
[scoffs]

1058
00:58:58,705 --> 00:59:01,174
[Watt] Or angry at being demoted.

1059
00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:04,277
Or humiliated

1060
00:59:04,277 --> 00:59:07,180
after their attempts to buy
the hall were rebuffed.

1061
00:59:07,881 --> 00:59:10,350
Or maybe it's a failed police inspector

1062
00:59:10,350 --> 00:59:12,686
desperate for a case to solve.

1063
00:59:12,686 --> 00:59:15,722
I mean, where was I
on the night of the murder?

1064
00:59:15,722 --> 00:59:17,624
- [Fifi] Exactly.
- [Phyllis] Indeed.

1065
00:59:17,624 --> 00:59:21,795
Be warned. I shall be
watching you all very closely.

1066
00:59:21,795 --> 00:59:23,463
And if there's anything
out of the ordinary,

1067
00:59:24,731 --> 00:59:25,732
anything at all,

1068
00:59:26,866 --> 00:59:30,303
you can be damn sure I'll notice it.

1069
00:59:32,539 --> 00:59:35,408
[dramatic music playing]

1070
00:59:35,408 --> 00:59:37,410
[bell tolling]

1071
00:59:40,313 --> 00:59:42,315
[solemn music playing]

1072
00:59:49,923 --> 00:59:51,925
[laughing]

1073
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,775
Truly a beautiful service.

1074
01:00:08,775 --> 01:00:11,344
Oh, thank you. Although in hindsight,

1075
01:00:11,344 --> 01:00:13,446
I probably should
have attended the funeral.

1076
01:00:17,183 --> 01:00:19,619
Truly beautiful ceremony.

1077
01:00:19,619 --> 01:00:22,422
It was just as Humphrey wanted.

1078
01:00:22,422 --> 01:00:24,924
Never did like the idea of a burial.

1079
01:00:24,924 --> 01:00:28,928
Always thought the alternative
was somehow more dignified.

1080
01:00:29,963 --> 01:00:31,464
Indeed.

1081
01:00:31,464 --> 01:00:33,466
[indistinct, intense talking nearby]

1082
01:00:35,435 --> 01:00:36,703
Excuse me.

1083
01:00:42,542 --> 01:00:44,544
You do it, and you do it now.

1084
01:00:47,881 --> 01:00:50,817
Emotions running high?

1085
01:00:50,817 --> 01:00:53,386
Not at all. Just a minor disagreement.

1086
01:00:53,386 --> 01:00:55,555
Before you jump to conclusions,

1087
01:00:55,555 --> 01:00:58,825
our discussion was not about Humphrey.

1088
01:00:58,825 --> 01:01:00,393
It was about Rose.

1089
01:01:00,894 --> 01:01:02,495
Mother is keen for us to marry.

1090
01:01:02,495 --> 01:01:05,131
I'd wager your mother
can't wait to move in here

1091
01:01:05,131 --> 01:01:07,734
and leave your crumbling family home.

1092
01:01:07,734 --> 01:01:10,303
Hm. Who told you
our house was falling apart?

1093
01:01:10,303 --> 01:01:11,638
- You just did.
- [scoffs]

1094
01:01:12,405 --> 01:01:15,742
Come on. If you want a real suspect,

1095
01:01:15,742 --> 01:01:18,178
try looking into that orphan boy, hm?

1096
01:01:18,178 --> 01:01:19,979
He viciously assaulted me last night.

1097
01:01:19,979 --> 01:01:23,983
Who's to say that
his violent tendencies ended there?

1098
01:01:33,159 --> 01:01:34,694
I'm so sorry.

1099
01:01:35,662 --> 01:01:37,897
I can't imagine what you're going through.

1100
01:01:39,766 --> 01:01:41,101
It's so hard.

1101
01:01:42,350 --> 01:01:45,605
Thanks. I've been working out.

1102
01:01:46,873 --> 01:01:49,175
Anyone could see
just how proud your father was of you.

1103
01:01:57,784 --> 01:02:01,621
May I have a word with you... inside?

1104
01:02:03,123 --> 01:02:03,957
[Archibald] Hm?

1105
01:02:07,394 --> 01:02:09,396
[suspenseful music playing]

1106
01:02:16,690 --> 01:02:20,373
Rose, you are an angel
sent in my hour of need.

1107
01:02:20,373 --> 01:02:22,776
The first flower of spring.

1108
01:02:22,776 --> 01:02:24,711
But more than that,
you are the most beautiful

1109
01:02:24,711 --> 01:02:26,980
Davenport sister currently available.

1110
01:02:26,980 --> 01:02:29,416
- Archibald.
- No, I promise to listen to you.

1111
01:02:29,416 --> 01:02:30,784
- But, I--
- I will never,

1112
01:02:30,784 --> 01:02:32,986
ever interrupt you.

1113
01:02:32,986 --> 01:02:35,822
Please make me the happiest man alive.

1114
01:02:35,822 --> 01:02:38,258
Rose, will you marry me?

1115
01:02:40,894 --> 01:02:42,620
Mm-hm?

1116
01:02:45,980 --> 01:02:45,999
I...

1117
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:49,102
[somber music playing]

1118
01:02:51,438 --> 01:02:52,339
I...

1119
01:02:53,907 --> 01:02:54,774
I...

1120
01:02:59,346 --> 01:03:00,246
[Archibald] Rose?

1121
01:03:01,848 --> 01:03:03,350
I need time to think about it.

1122
01:03:04,517 --> 01:03:06,853
Of course. I completely understand.

1123
01:03:06,853 --> 01:03:09,689
Take as much time as you need.

1124
01:03:16,290 --> 01:03:18,431
- Now?
- Still undecided.

1125
01:03:19,432 --> 01:03:22,635
Okay. Well, you have till Friday.

1126
01:03:24,204 --> 01:03:27,774
Otherwise, I will propose
to one of the Bechdel sisters.

1127
01:03:28,308 --> 01:03:29,976
I don't care which one.

1128
01:03:29,976 --> 01:03:32,112
[dramatic music playing]

1129
01:03:33,713 --> 01:03:35,815
A man looked at us.

1130
01:03:35,815 --> 01:03:36,816
[melodramatic gasp]

1131
01:03:36,816 --> 01:03:37,617
[thud]

1132
01:03:39,486 --> 01:03:41,821
[dramatic music continues]

1133
01:03:46,226 --> 01:03:49,896
Dear Lord, I pray for your forgiveness.

1134
01:03:50,663 --> 01:03:54,334
The woman I love is being made
to marry a man she hates.

1135
01:03:54,334 --> 01:03:56,503
And I felt powerless to stop it.

1136
01:03:57,137 --> 01:04:00,140
So, I strayed from the righteous path.

1137
01:04:09,749 --> 01:04:12,652
That money, he didn't earn it.

1138
01:04:12,652 --> 01:04:15,155
So, Lord, please forgive me.

1139
01:04:15,822 --> 01:04:20,493
And I promise that after this,
I will never, ever steal again.

1140
01:04:21,695 --> 01:04:22,929
Amen.

1141
01:04:45,218 --> 01:04:46,853
[dramatic music continues]

1142
01:04:49,389 --> 01:04:53,526
If you've been murdered
by a candlestick, dial seven.

1143
01:04:53,526 --> 01:04:56,290
If you've been murdered by a rope...

1144
01:04:58,298 --> 01:04:59,632
[soft tapping on window]

1145
01:05:05,305 --> 01:05:06,539
What?

1146
01:05:07,140 --> 01:05:08,408
[tapping continues]

1147
01:05:18,418 --> 01:05:21,421
Rose, you don't have to marry Archibald.

1148
01:05:21,421 --> 01:05:22,555
What do you mean?

1149
01:05:24,424 --> 01:05:27,894
I've withdrawn my savings.
Let's run away together.

1150
01:05:27,894 --> 01:05:30,663
- Let's start a new life.
- In Blackpool.

1151
01:05:30,663 --> 01:05:36,136
Blackpool, Clacton, Skegness.
The world is our oyster.

1152
01:05:36,136 --> 01:05:38,672
Skegness. That sounds rather nice.
Where's that?

1153
01:05:38,672 --> 01:05:42,442
I don't know. But we can find out.

1154
01:05:42,442 --> 01:05:44,100
Together.

1155
01:05:45,979 --> 01:05:47,414
But we have to go now.

1156
01:05:48,810 --> 01:05:50,116
[dramatic music playing]

1157
01:05:53,119 --> 01:05:54,821
I can't believe we're doing this.

1158
01:05:54,821 --> 01:05:58,910
Well, it's happening.
And no one can stop us.

1159
01:05:58,910 --> 01:05:59,920
[siren wailing]

1160
01:06:05,965 --> 01:06:08,702
What on God's flat earth is going on?

1161
01:06:08,702 --> 01:06:13,773
I received an anonymous tip-off
from Mrs. McAllister

1162
01:06:13,773 --> 01:06:15,975
that these two were absconding

1163
01:06:15,975 --> 01:06:19,779
with money stolen from Lord Davenport.

1164
01:06:19,779 --> 01:06:21,815
Look, Rose had nothing to do with it.

1165
01:06:21,815 --> 01:06:23,550
I lied. I said the money was mine.

1166
01:06:23,550 --> 01:06:25,385
[Prudence] I told you, Cyril, didn't I?

1167
01:06:25,385 --> 01:06:27,620
- Oh, yes, yes, you did, yes.
- I told you one of the staff

1168
01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:29,222
would fall for our eldest daughter,

1169
01:06:29,222 --> 01:06:31,157
find an envelope full of
Humphrey's money in a drawer,

1170
01:06:31,157 --> 01:06:34,828
steal it, coax Rose out
by throwing stones at her window,

1171
01:06:34,828 --> 01:06:37,397
and attempt to drive away,
only to be thwarted

1172
01:06:37,397 --> 01:06:40,133
by a police investigator
who has trouble holding things.

1173
01:06:40,133 --> 01:06:42,469
So, you didn't get everything right.

1174
01:06:45,839 --> 01:06:46,806
[Watt breaks wind]

1175
01:06:46,806 --> 01:06:47,841
Oh.

1176
01:06:50,810 --> 01:06:54,140
So, what else are you hiding, young man?

1177
01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:56,249
Nothing. Nothing. I swear.

1178
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:02,220
[Prudence gasps]

1179
01:07:02,220 --> 01:07:04,240
[tense music playing]

1180
01:07:04,758 --> 01:07:07,927
No. None of this is mine.

1181
01:07:09,763 --> 01:07:12,599
Your roommates told me you were home late

1182
01:07:12,599 --> 01:07:14,834
on the night of Lord Davenport's murder.

1183
01:07:14,834 --> 01:07:18,271
So, where were you, and who were you with?

1184
01:07:22,375 --> 01:07:25,110
Well, if he won't tell you, I will.

1185
01:07:25,110 --> 01:07:26,546
- That night we were--
- Completely separate.

1186
01:07:27,614 --> 01:07:29,783
No. No, we were in--

1187
01:07:29,783 --> 01:07:32,118
Our nightwear, in our own rooms
because it was bedtime.

1188
01:07:32,118 --> 01:07:33,787
[Rose] No.

1189
01:07:33,787 --> 01:07:36,220
- We were together in the pub...
- ...licly-held view

1190
01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:38,558
that ladies and staff should never mix.

1191
01:07:38,558 --> 01:07:39,859
[muttering]

1192
01:07:39,859 --> 01:07:42,295
Well, Eric Noone.

1193
01:07:42,295 --> 01:07:45,298
In that case,
I am arresting you for murder.

1194
01:07:46,132 --> 01:07:49,936
And in that case
are my toothbrush and pajamas.

1195
01:07:53,373 --> 01:07:54,407
[thunder rumbles]

1196
01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:57,310
Just tell them you were with me.

1197
01:07:57,310 --> 01:07:58,378
I can't.

1198
01:07:59,212 --> 01:08:00,313
Why?

1199
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:05,919
You're a lady. You've got
your whole life ahead of you.

1200
01:08:05,919 --> 01:08:08,888
If I damage your reputation,
then that life is over.

1201
01:08:09,556 --> 01:08:14,227
I'm a no one.
No ones go to prison all the time.

1202
01:08:14,227 --> 01:08:15,395
[thunder rumbles]

1203
01:08:15,395 --> 01:08:16,296
Eric.

1204
01:08:16,896 --> 01:08:19,833
I know that one day,
we will be together again.

1205
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:21,901
But in those intervening years,

1206
01:08:21,901 --> 01:08:24,270
as I await that wonderful moment,

1207
01:08:24,270 --> 01:08:26,406
I swear to you with all my heart,

1208
01:08:26,406 --> 01:08:29,275
I will arrange for the gardener
to have an eye test.

1209
01:08:29,275 --> 01:08:30,777
[dramatic music playing]

1210
01:08:55,802 --> 01:08:57,370
[Gladys] I don't get it.

1211
01:08:57,370 --> 01:09:00,974
Eric never seemed like the murdering sort.

1212
01:09:00,974 --> 01:09:04,444
He wouldn't have stopped
until he'd taken all our jobs.

1213
01:09:04,444 --> 01:09:06,460
Aren't I right, Mom?

1214
01:09:07,130 --> 01:09:09,482
I mean, Mrs. McAllister.

1215
01:09:09,482 --> 01:09:11,117
[playful music playing]

1216
01:09:11,117 --> 01:09:13,620
Sometimes I accidentally
call people "Mom."

1217
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:17,570
Do it all the time. Don't I, Mrs. Mom?

1218
01:09:18,391 --> 01:09:20,600
Mrs. McAllimom.

1219
01:09:21,961 --> 01:09:24,130
Mrs. McAllimommy.

1220
01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:27,534
McAllister.

1221
01:09:29,335 --> 01:09:30,904
Mrs. McAllister.

1222
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:41,140
[wailing]

1223
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:44,250
Poppy?

1224
01:09:46,252 --> 01:09:48,254
[continues wailing]

1225
01:09:49,890 --> 01:09:51,424
Poppy, whatever's the matter?

1226
01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:54,894
Lionel left.
He said he doesn't love me anymore.

1227
01:09:54,894 --> 01:09:56,830
He probably just said that
in the heat of the moment.

1228
01:09:56,830 --> 01:09:59,666
He said, "This is not
a heat-of-the-moment thing.

1229
01:09:59,666 --> 01:10:01,434
I've been thinking about this for days."

1230
01:10:01,434 --> 01:10:03,837
Well, just give him some
time to calm down.

1231
01:10:03,837 --> 01:10:06,539
He said, "I don't need time to calm down.

1232
01:10:06,539 --> 01:10:09,776
I'm actually really calm,
and this is the calmest I've ever been."

1233
01:10:09,776 --> 01:10:11,211
Well, it's his loss.

1234
01:10:11,211 --> 01:10:13,179
Then he said,

1235
01:10:13,179 --> 01:10:15,782
"I stole all of your jewelry
and I sold it.

1236
01:10:15,782 --> 01:10:18,418
So, it's very much a win for me
and your loss."

1237
01:10:18,418 --> 01:10:20,387
[sobbing]

1238
01:10:24,290 --> 01:10:27,460
I fear that, as you both inexplicably

1239
01:10:27,460 --> 01:10:29,896
refuse to wed a member of your own family,

1240
01:10:29,896 --> 01:10:32,265
we shall all soon be homeless.

1241
01:10:32,265 --> 01:10:35,101
[continues sobbing]

1242
01:10:35,101 --> 01:10:37,370
Oh, ladies.

1243
01:10:37,971 --> 01:10:40,640
I have lived through many difficult times.

1244
01:10:41,207 --> 01:10:43,643
Those times have taught me a lot.

1245
01:10:43,643 --> 01:10:49,820
So, I can honestly say
you are a bunch of whiny cun...

1246
01:10:49,820 --> 01:10:51,251
[car horn blares]

1247
01:10:51,251 --> 01:10:52,652
Sorry.

1248
01:10:52,652 --> 01:10:54,254
[continues sobbing]

1249
01:10:57,900 --> 01:10:59,392
[melancholy music playing]

1250
01:10:59,392 --> 01:11:01,261
Dearest Eric.

1251
01:11:02,328 --> 01:11:04,230
My heart is broken.

1252
01:11:06,566 --> 01:11:09,102
I didn't mean for any of this to happen.

1253
01:11:10,303 --> 01:11:13,406
The image of you reading this letter
alone in your prison cell

1254
01:11:13,406 --> 01:11:15,275
is something I cannot bear.

1255
01:11:16,443 --> 01:11:18,278
Every night when I fall asleep,

1256
01:11:18,278 --> 01:11:20,513
I relive the moment
you saved me from ignominy,

1257
01:11:20,513 --> 01:11:21,915
and I scream.

1258
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:25,952
Every morning, I awaken in tears

1259
01:11:25,952 --> 01:11:28,421
and reach for a handkerchief
to give my eyes a dab.

1260
01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:34,260
I hope that one day you can forgive me
for what I'm about to do.

1261
01:11:35,128 --> 01:11:37,697
I shall accept Archibald's proposal.

1262
01:11:37,697 --> 01:11:40,633
These will be the last words
you receive from me.

1263
01:11:41,768 --> 01:11:44,637
All my love, Rose.

1264
01:11:48,141 --> 01:11:53,546
XOXOXOX.

1265
01:11:57,817 --> 01:11:59,619
[sniffs]

1266
01:12:04,624 --> 01:12:06,626
[sniffs]

1267
01:12:13,133 --> 01:12:15,135
[indistinct chatter]

1268
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:21,741
[Rose clears throat]

1269
01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:25,745
Ah, Rose. How did you sleep?

1270
01:12:25,745 --> 01:12:27,514
By lying on my bed and closing my eyes.

1271
01:12:27,514 --> 01:12:28,481
Oh, right.

1272
01:12:28,481 --> 01:12:30,316
- Archibald?
- Yes.

1273
01:12:31,484 --> 01:12:32,819
I have something to say.

1274
01:12:33,853 --> 01:12:37,230
Two days ago, you asked me to marry you.

1275
01:12:37,230 --> 01:12:39,592
And since that moment,
I've thought of little else.

1276
01:12:39,592 --> 01:12:43,630
This morning,
I've come to a firm conclusion.

1277
01:12:44,597 --> 01:12:45,765
My answer is...

1278
01:12:46,266 --> 01:12:48,435
[intriguing, playful music playing]

1279
01:12:57,110 --> 01:12:57,944
[grunts softly]

1280
01:12:59,946 --> 01:13:01,448
[whispers] Yes.

1281
01:13:01,448 --> 01:13:02,382
Hm.

1282
01:13:05,952 --> 01:13:07,420
She said yes.

1283
01:13:07,420 --> 01:13:08,888
- [guests cheering]
- [Archibald laughs]

1284
01:13:08,888 --> 01:13:10,256
Huzzah!

1285
01:13:10,256 --> 01:13:11,458
[chuckling]

1286
01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:12,459
[clattering]

1287
01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:20,330
[indistinct shouting]

1288
01:13:21,340 --> 01:13:22,302
[cell door slams]

1289
01:13:24,237 --> 01:13:27,307
I know that look.
Your heart's been broken.

1290
01:13:27,307 --> 01:13:30,577
I, too, have tasted true love and lost it.

1291
01:13:32,379 --> 01:13:34,981
"You shouldn't be together," they said.

1292
01:13:34,981 --> 01:13:37,830
"You're from two different worlds."

1293
01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:39,886
So, we ran away. But we got caught.

1294
01:13:40,487 --> 01:13:42,255
It's like we've lived the same lives.

1295
01:13:42,255 --> 01:13:43,490
Here.

1296
01:13:48,261 --> 01:13:51,331
This is Mildred. Isn't she beautiful?

1297
01:13:53,733 --> 01:13:56,136
- Mm.
- Do you have a photo of your love?

1298
01:13:57,270 --> 01:13:58,405
Um...

1299
01:13:58,405 --> 01:14:00,573
I nicked one before I left.

1300
01:14:03,576 --> 01:14:05,445
I was meant to give this
to Lord Davenport.

1301
01:14:05,445 --> 01:14:07,414
Well, open it.

1302
01:14:07,414 --> 01:14:09,849
What are they gonna do?
Lock you up? [chuckles]

1303
01:14:14,754 --> 01:14:16,756
"Yours sincerely, Austin Blaine."

1304
01:14:18,124 --> 01:14:19,250
What could it mean?

1305
01:14:20,794 --> 01:14:22,280
Try the other side.

1306
01:14:22,962 --> 01:14:23,863
[Eric] Ah.

1307
01:14:26,700 --> 01:14:28,301
"Dear Lord Davenport.

1308
01:14:29,135 --> 01:14:31,137
Years ago, you tasked me
with investigating

1309
01:14:31,137 --> 01:14:33,807
what happened to your nephew,
Nathaniel, in the war.

1310
01:14:33,807 --> 01:14:35,975
After months of backbreaking work

1311
01:14:35,975 --> 01:14:38,144
and ingenious sleuthing on my part,

1312
01:14:38,144 --> 01:14:41,381
I finally managed to unearth
Nathaniel's army records,

1313
01:14:41,381 --> 01:14:44,500
and discovered
that on returning from service,

1314
01:14:44,818 --> 01:14:48,855
he was mistaken
for a war orphan and raised by nuns."

1315
01:14:49,456 --> 01:14:51,624
[pensive music playing]

1316
01:14:51,624 --> 01:14:54,294
"With no clue as to his real identity,

1317
01:14:54,294 --> 01:14:55,995
the sisters renamed him.

1318
01:14:56,796 --> 01:14:59,966
Nevertheless, I tracked him down.

1319
01:14:59,966 --> 01:15:01,668
Nathaniel Davenport,

1320
01:15:01,668 --> 01:15:03,903
eldest son
of your deceased brother, William,

1321
01:15:03,903 --> 01:15:09,142
now goes by the name of Eric Noone.

1322
01:15:09,909 --> 01:15:12,812
The very boy delivering
this letter to you.

1323
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:17,817
Dope reveal, right?

1324
01:15:17,817 --> 01:15:20,687
The dope reveal
will cost you an extra farthing.

1325
01:15:21,855 --> 01:15:24,257
Yours sincerely, Austin Blaine."

1326
01:15:26,426 --> 01:15:28,261
Blimey. I can't believe it.

1327
01:15:28,261 --> 01:15:32,980
I'm only sharing a cell
with the aristocracy.

1328
01:15:32,899 --> 01:15:34,768
What difference does it make now?

1329
01:15:35,702 --> 01:15:37,370
I'm stuck here in this prison,

1330
01:15:37,370 --> 01:15:39,939
and the love of my life
is about to marry Archibald.

1331
01:15:39,939 --> 01:15:42,800
Yeah. Your brother.

1332
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:44,377
- What?
- Your brother.

1333
01:15:44,377 --> 01:15:48,480
If you're Lord Davenport's
long-lost nephew,

1334
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:52,180
that makes you Archibald's older brother.

1335
01:15:52,180 --> 01:15:53,190
Which means...?

1336
01:15:54,187 --> 01:15:57,557
Guard. I'm the rightful heir
to Fackham Hall.

1337
01:15:57,557 --> 01:16:01,895
Really? That's amazing.
Then I'll let you out immediately.

1338
01:16:01,895 --> 01:16:04,798
- You will?
- Of course I ******* won't.

1339
01:16:06,990 --> 01:16:08,635
[playful music playing]

1340
01:16:08,635 --> 01:16:10,637
[man whistling tune]

1341
01:16:20,380 --> 01:16:22,415
I can't let Rose ruin her life

1342
01:16:22,415 --> 01:16:24,751
by marrying that horrible *******.

1343
01:16:24,751 --> 01:16:25,985
I've got to get out of here.

1344
01:16:25,985 --> 01:16:28,421
Well, you could always tunnel out.

1345
01:16:28,421 --> 01:16:30,156
If only you had something to dig with.

1346
01:16:37,970 --> 01:16:38,231
Oi...

1347
01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:46,720
[dramatic music playing]

1348
01:16:56,683 --> 01:16:58,685
[both chuckling]

1349
01:17:07,460 --> 01:17:09,195
[laughing]

1350
01:17:09,195 --> 01:17:10,430
Yes.

1351
01:17:12,932 --> 01:17:15,368
[dramatic music continues]

1352
01:17:23,376 --> 01:17:24,744
[laughs]

1353
01:17:42,395 --> 01:17:44,664
[bells ringing joyfully]

1354
01:17:44,664 --> 01:17:48,334
I hope Rose isn't going
to disappoint us like Poppy did.

1355
01:17:48,334 --> 01:17:50,570
- She won't.
- Well, you say that.

1356
01:17:50,570 --> 01:17:53,773
But my William married me
and then he died.

1357
01:17:54,574 --> 01:17:57,100
Just as Humphrey married you and died.

1358
01:17:57,911 --> 01:18:00,113
And one day, Rose will die.

1359
01:18:00,947 --> 01:18:05,285
We're just particles heading
towards a cold, dark entropy.

1360
01:18:06,953 --> 01:18:08,288
But it's a lovely day for it.

1361
01:18:10,290 --> 01:18:12,759
[lighthearted music playing]

1362
01:18:12,759 --> 01:18:15,428
Fellas. I've brought a cake to celebrate

1363
01:18:15,428 --> 01:18:17,430
30 years without any escapes.

1364
01:18:18,965 --> 01:18:20,600
[creaking]

1365
01:18:22,350 --> 01:18:22,869
[Eric groans]

1366
01:18:26,390 --> 01:18:26,940
All right?

1367
01:18:27,707 --> 01:18:29,142
[lighthearted music continues]

1368
01:18:38,284 --> 01:18:39,419
[groans]

1369
01:18:40,787 --> 01:18:42,789
[both grunting]

1370
01:18:50,964 --> 01:18:52,980
[officer] Oi.

1371
01:18:58,571 --> 01:19:01,307
- [Eric grunts]
- Nice try, son.

1372
01:19:01,307 --> 01:19:02,842
Let's get you back to your cell, eh?

1373
01:19:06,346 --> 01:19:07,647
[grunts]

1374
01:19:11,785 --> 01:19:14,187
- In here, pass them through.
- Here, 'gis it.

1375
01:19:15,188 --> 01:19:17,230
[lighthearted music continues]

1376
01:19:27,133 --> 01:19:28,601
Hang on.

1377
01:19:28,601 --> 01:19:31,337
I know you. You're that lad from the pub

1378
01:19:31,337 --> 01:19:34,107
with the bird who's definitely a ****ney.

1379
01:19:34,107 --> 01:19:35,675
What are you doing in here?

1380
01:19:35,675 --> 01:19:38,178
They think I murdered
Lord Davenport that night.

1381
01:19:38,178 --> 01:19:40,280
No, impossible. You was with me.

1382
01:19:41,548 --> 01:19:43,283
Go on. Quick.

1383
01:19:43,283 --> 01:19:44,551
[lighthearted music continues]

1384
01:19:57,397 --> 01:19:59,132
He went that way.

1385
01:20:09,142 --> 01:20:11,144
[organ playing hymn]

1386
01:20:16,816 --> 01:20:21,421
♪ War and death and poverty ♪

1387
01:20:21,421 --> 01:20:25,825
♪ Measles, violent brawls ♪

1388
01:20:25,825 --> 01:20:30,230
♪ Cancer and dictatorships ♪

1389
01:20:30,230 --> 01:20:35,502
♪ The Lord God made them all ♪

1390
01:20:35,502 --> 01:20:36,903
[hymn ends]

1391
01:20:36,903 --> 01:20:38,405
You may be seated.

1392
01:20:41,740 --> 01:20:43,943
God is with you all, and Jesus is.

1393
01:20:43,943 --> 01:20:43,977
,,,,,

1394
01:20:43,943 --> 01:20:45,945
we must take a moment to offer thanks.

1395
01:20:45,945 --> 01:20:48,782
Clergymen such as myself
are given a power.

1396
01:20:48,782 --> 01:20:51,251
And that power is to prey on children.

1397
01:20:53,190 --> 01:20:55,550
And that power is to pray.

1398
01:20:55,550 --> 01:20:57,791
On children, God bestows a future.

1399
01:20:57,791 --> 01:20:59,959
On man, God bestows wisdom,

1400
01:20:59,959 --> 01:21:03,630
for God is strong and mighty,
and made us all hard.

1401
01:21:04,698 --> 01:21:06,320
And made us all.

1402
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:10,370
Hard as life may be,
he is there to show the way.

1403
01:21:10,370 --> 01:21:11,705
[dramatic music playing]

1404
01:21:17,777 --> 01:21:20,447
Somebody stop that fugitive.

1405
01:21:20,447 --> 01:21:22,582
I'm innocent. And now I know the truth.

1406
01:21:22,582 --> 01:21:25,418
The truth? But how?

1407
01:21:25,418 --> 01:21:27,554
I'm going to the church.
I'm gonna tell them everything.

1408
01:21:29,456 --> 01:21:31,257
Stop. Stop.

1409
01:21:31,891 --> 01:21:33,626
What's up, darling?

1410
01:21:33,626 --> 01:21:34,627
[man grunts]

1411
01:21:37,731 --> 01:21:38,898
Helmet.

1412
01:21:43,903 --> 01:21:44,938
[revving]

1413
01:21:48,675 --> 01:21:50,677
[dramatic music continues]

1414
01:21:51,745 --> 01:21:53,747
[motorbike approaching]

1415
01:21:56,249 --> 01:21:58,151
[Mrs. McAllister] Get back here.

1416
01:22:03,189 --> 01:22:04,591
[indistinct chatter]

1417
01:22:07,527 --> 01:22:08,428
[woman] Hey!

1418
01:22:11,865 --> 01:22:13,990
Move.

1419
01:22:13,990 --> 01:22:15,100
[both grunting]

1420
01:22:18,380 --> 01:22:20,974
[salesman] Trampolines.
Get your trampolines.

1421
01:22:23,143 --> 01:22:25,211
Crash mats. Get your crash mats.

1422
01:22:25,211 --> 01:22:27,380
[onlooker] Didn't think
he was gonna make that.

1423
01:22:29,716 --> 01:22:31,510
- [man groans]
- [Mrs. McAllister groans]

1424
01:22:31,510 --> 01:22:32,519
[seller] Crushed my clementines.

1425
01:22:41,227 --> 01:22:44,964
Does anyone have a reason
why Archibald and Rose should...

1426
01:22:44,964 --> 01:22:46,966
[dramatic music continues]

1427
01:22:51,538 --> 01:22:52,472
Move.

1428
01:22:52,472 --> 01:22:53,540
[man groans]

1429
01:22:56,743 --> 01:22:57,977
[grunts]

1430
01:22:57,977 --> 01:22:59,546
In sickness and in health.

1431
01:22:59,546 --> 01:23:01,548
Until death do us part.

1432
01:23:01,548 --> 01:23:03,183
[Archibald] Until death do us part.

1433
01:23:03,183 --> 01:23:06,520
Now, Rose, repeat after me.

1434
01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:09,255
- I, Rose Davenport.
- I, Rose Davenport.

1435
01:23:09,255 --> 01:23:10,924
I, Rose Davenport.

1436
01:23:13,593 --> 01:23:14,728
Hello.

1437
01:23:15,495 --> 01:23:17,630
Why are you doing this?

1438
01:23:17,630 --> 01:23:20,600
I can't have you telling
everyone I killed Humphrey.

1439
01:23:21,835 --> 01:23:24,104
What? What?

1440
01:23:25,338 --> 01:23:28,174
Humphrey and I kept our secret this long,

1441
01:23:28,174 --> 01:23:30,276
and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you

1442
01:23:30,276 --> 01:23:33,380
tell all of them about our affair.

1443
01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:35,150
Or what I did to him.

1444
01:23:35,150 --> 01:23:37,283
- What you did to him?
- It was an accident.

1445
01:23:37,283 --> 01:23:40,420
Just another one of our wee tiffs.

1446
01:23:41,187 --> 01:23:44,124
[Mrs. McAllister] That boy Eric
is ruining all of our lives.

1447
01:23:44,124 --> 01:23:47,193
First, he injures Richard
and steals his duties.

1448
01:23:47,193 --> 01:23:49,262
And then you give him Alexander's job.

1449
01:23:49,963 --> 01:23:52,899
It's not fair on the boys, Humph.

1450
01:23:52,899 --> 01:23:53,967
[loudly] They are our sons!

1451
01:23:53,967 --> 01:23:56,536
Keep your damn voice down.

1452
01:23:56,536 --> 01:23:58,271
[in normal voice] That's all
you want from me, isn't it?

1453
01:23:58,271 --> 01:23:59,706
To keep quiet and carry on.

1454
01:23:59,706 --> 01:24:01,808
Get rid of him.

1455
01:24:01,808 --> 01:24:04,110
Or I'll tell everyone about our affair.

1456
01:24:06,312 --> 01:24:07,313
Edna.

1457
01:24:07,313 --> 01:24:09,490
My darling.

1458
01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:11,117
Come now.

1459
01:24:11,718 --> 01:24:12,652
No.

1460
01:24:12,652 --> 01:24:14,287
Be sensible.

1461
01:24:15,388 --> 01:24:17,123
- No.
- [groaning]

1462
01:24:17,123 --> 01:24:19,426
- [whimpers]
- Humphrey?

1463
01:24:19,426 --> 01:24:21,610
- [gasps]
- [groaning]

1464
01:24:22,950 --> 01:24:23,463
Oh, my God.

1465
01:24:24,397 --> 01:24:26,399
Don't... Don't touch it.

1466
01:24:26,399 --> 01:24:29,502
- I'll call for help.
- What? No time.

1467
01:24:30,970 --> 01:24:31,971
Shoot it out.

1468
01:24:31,971 --> 01:24:34,307
Yes, yes.

1469
01:24:35,308 --> 01:24:36,309
[grunts]

1470
01:24:36,309 --> 01:24:38,144
[dramatic music playing]

1471
01:24:40,580 --> 01:24:42,782
- It didn't work.
- It's okay.

1472
01:24:42,782 --> 01:24:46,986
We just need to get the bullets out.
Grab that acid.

1473
01:24:46,986 --> 01:24:48,154
We can dissolve them.

1474
01:24:50,230 --> 01:24:51,491
Wait, wait.

1475
01:24:51,491 --> 01:24:53,993
I just need to steady my nerve. [grunts]

1476
01:24:56,960 --> 01:24:57,297
Ah!

1477
01:24:57,297 --> 01:24:58,865
Okay. Do it.

1478
01:25:00,330 --> 01:25:01,201
- [acid sizzling]
- [screams]

1479
01:25:02,502 --> 01:25:05,605
- It's burning.
- You're still bleeding.

1480
01:25:05,605 --> 01:25:08,842
Quick. You've got to stop the blood
leaving my brain.

1481
01:25:09,709 --> 01:25:11,878
Use your belt as a tourniquet on my neck.

1482
01:25:11,878 --> 01:25:14,381
[Humphrey groaning]

1483
01:25:16,516 --> 01:25:17,951
- [choking]
- [grunts]

1484
01:25:17,951 --> 01:25:19,786
It's not working.

1485
01:25:20,453 --> 01:25:22,222
[yelling]

1486
01:25:22,222 --> 01:25:24,240
[both yelling]

1487
01:25:36,336 --> 01:25:38,138
[owl hoots]

1488
01:25:38,805 --> 01:25:41,740
[dramatic music playing]

1489
01:25:41,740 --> 01:25:43,760
[sobbing]

1490
01:25:46,713 --> 01:25:49,549
That's when I decided to frame you.

1491
01:25:49,549 --> 01:25:55,155
Nobody cares if a wee orphan boy
ends up in jail.

1492
01:25:55,889 --> 01:25:57,657
Or dead.

1493
01:25:57,657 --> 01:25:59,590
Watt?

1494
01:25:59,590 --> 01:26:01,861
I'm not gonna say all again.

1495
01:26:01,861 --> 01:26:02,829
No.

1496
01:26:03,563 --> 01:26:05,650
Inspector Watt.

1497
01:26:05,932 --> 01:26:07,000
Did you hear that?

1498
01:26:09,169 --> 01:26:10,737
I certainly did.

1499
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:17,544
Madam, you are under arrest.
For manslaughter.

1500
01:26:17,544 --> 01:26:19,179
- [handcuffs clatter]
- Ah.

1501
01:26:21,214 --> 01:26:23,350
In sickness and in health.

1502
01:26:23,350 --> 01:26:24,617
Until death do us part.

1503
01:26:25,251 --> 01:26:27,253
Until death do us part.

1504
01:26:27,253 --> 01:26:28,421
Stop the wedding.

1505
01:26:28,421 --> 01:26:29,456
[guest gasp]

1506
01:26:29,456 --> 01:26:34,627
What the ****is going on? Eric?

1507
01:26:34,627 --> 01:26:36,529
You don't have to marry Archibald.

1508
01:26:37,263 --> 01:26:39,799
Get this murderous scum out of here.

1509
01:26:39,799 --> 01:26:41,368
He's not the murderer.

1510
01:26:41,368 --> 01:26:42,869
[guests gasp]

1511
01:26:42,869 --> 01:26:45,105
It was Mrs. McAllister.

1512
01:26:45,105 --> 01:26:46,373
[guests gasp]

1513
01:26:46,373 --> 01:26:48,808
And Archibald is not the rightful heir
to Fackham Hall.

1514
01:26:48,808 --> 01:26:50,477
What?

1515
01:26:50,477 --> 01:26:53,279
I have a letter here
that explains everything.

1516
01:26:55,148 --> 01:26:56,216
Mom.

1517
01:26:57,951 --> 01:27:00,387
It's me. Nathaniel.

1518
01:27:00,387 --> 01:27:01,454
[guests gasp]

1519
01:27:03,289 --> 01:27:05,959
My son. You're alive.

1520
01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:08,828
So, does that mean...?

1521
01:27:09,662 --> 01:27:11,970
That we can be together.

1522
01:27:12,465 --> 01:27:14,501
And you and your family
can live in Fackham Hall

1523
01:27:14,501 --> 01:27:15,969
for the rest of your lives.

1524
01:27:17,737 --> 01:27:21,641
Well, I've always rather liked
being the only

1525
01:27:21,641 --> 01:27:22,676
- child.
- No.

1526
01:27:23,143 --> 01:27:25,780
[gunshot]

1527
01:27:25,780 --> 01:27:26,579
[guests clamoring]

1528
01:27:29,150 --> 01:27:30,817
You truly are a terrible shot.

1529
01:27:30,817 --> 01:27:32,986
- Well, I...
- You're nicked.

1530
01:27:32,986 --> 01:27:36,856
- What?
- It's Inspector Watt to you.

1531
01:27:36,856 --> 01:27:38,925
- Get your dirty hands off me.
- Would it be possible

1532
01:27:38,925 --> 01:27:41,661
to pick up where we left off?
Except with this gentleman?

1533
01:27:41,661 --> 01:27:43,530
Yes. Yes, well, where were we?

1534
01:27:43,530 --> 01:27:45,865
- Let go of me, I say.
- Rose Davenport,

1535
01:27:45,865 --> 01:27:49,436
do you take Eric Noone,
aka Nathaniel Davenport,

1536
01:27:49,436 --> 01:27:52,138
- to be your husband?
- I do.

1537
01:27:53,707 --> 01:27:55,342
And do you, Eric Noone,

1538
01:27:55,342 --> 01:27:58,712
aka Nathaniel Davenport,
take Rose Davenport

1539
01:27:58,712 --> 01:28:01,181
- to be your wife?
- I do.

1540
01:28:01,181 --> 01:28:03,783
Well, then, I pronounce you man and wife.

1541
01:28:03,783 --> 01:28:05,180
You may kiss the choirboys.

1542
01:28:05,180 --> 01:28:07,287
[soft lighthearted music playing]

1543
01:28:09,522 --> 01:28:12,392
You may kiss.
The choirboys will now sing Ave Maria.

1544
01:28:14,361 --> 01:28:15,328
Fackham Hall is saved.

1545
01:28:16,296 --> 01:28:17,464
Bravo.

1546
01:28:24,170 --> 01:28:25,472
[both chuckle]

1547
01:28:26,506 --> 01:28:31,211
I don't think we've met.
J.R.R. Tolkien, the writer.

1548
01:28:31,211 --> 01:28:34,180
Oh. Bill. Bill Bobaggins.

1549
01:28:34,180 --> 01:28:35,882
What a wonderful name.

1550
01:28:37,170 --> 01:28:40,186
Bilbo Baggins.

1551
01:28:40,186 --> 01:28:41,888
And this is the donkey I'm *******.

1552
01:28:45,258 --> 01:28:48,361
Well, I've written it down now.

1553
01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:58,710
[woman] Love. It can transcend boundaries.

1554
01:28:58,710 --> 01:29:00,774
There is nothing more powerful.

1555
01:29:00,774 --> 01:29:04,344
Other than, in this case, birthright.

1556
01:29:05,779 --> 01:29:07,714
You may wonder how I was privy

1557
01:29:07,714 --> 01:29:10,500
to so much of what
took place in Fackham Hall...

1558
01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:11,918
- Move a little to your right.
- ...that fateful week.

1559
01:29:11,918 --> 01:29:13,420
- Excellent.
- That, dear friends,

1560
01:29:13,420 --> 01:29:16,423
- is because I was there.
- Three, two, one...

1561
01:29:16,423 --> 01:29:20,260
- [all] Fackham Hall.
- And who am I? I'm no one.

1562
01:29:20,260 --> 01:29:22,462
- Rose Davenport Noone.
- Three, two, one.

1563
01:29:22,462 --> 01:29:24,864
[all] Fackham Hall.

1564
01:29:24,864 --> 01:29:26,733
[Rose] And this...

1565
01:29:26,733 --> 01:29:29,135
- [all gasp]
- ...is my story.

1566
01:29:29,135 --> 01:29:31,137
[lively music playing]

1567
01:29:37,444 --> 01:29:39,446
[lively music continues]

1568
01:30:26,459 --> 01:30:28,461
[lighthearted music playing]