1 00:00:26,590 --> 00:00:29,620 ["Blue Monday" by New Order playing] 2 00:00:38,710 --> 00:00:39,906 - [typing on keyboard] - EMILY RAINE: "Love is a state 3 00:00:40,730 --> 00:00:43,843 of temporary psychosis." 4 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:47,380 Sigmund "Frued." 5 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:48,682 [groans]: Ah, ****. 6 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,216 Freud. 7 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:53,920 [mouse clicks] 8 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:57,590 - [song continues loudly] - [lively chatter] 9 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:12,906 ♪ How does it feel ♪ 10 00:01:13,390 --> 00:01:17,544 ♪ To treat me like you do? ♪ 11 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:20,146 ♪ When you've laid your hands upon me ♪ 12 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:24,584 ♪ And told me who you are... ♪ 13 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,820 - [distorted]: Hey. - [fingers snapping] 14 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:28,955 [clearly]: Gormless, you watching the meter? Go on, tell him. 15 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:30,990 - Yeah, yeah, I know. - Huh? 16 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:33,259 Hey, mate. 17 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,610 Mate, you got to watch your levels. 18 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:36,463 - What? - The levels! You got to watch your levels! 19 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:37,797 - Chill out, man. - No, I won't chill out. 20 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,232 You got to do it. 21 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:40,834 - No, I won't. - What do you mean, no? 22 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:42,669 - [music stops] - No, mate. What are you doing? 23 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:45,805 [crowd groaning and clamoring] 24 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,274 - Listen, get off the decks. - [loud music resumes] 25 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:49,943 - [crowd cheering] - Yeah, listen, mate. 26 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:51,811 Just help me out. I really need this job, 27 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,513 - so please just turn it down a little? - All right. 28 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:55,648 - [music volume decreases] - Thank you. 29 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:58,651 ♪ ♪ 30 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:03,823 [stall door closes] 31 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,358 FAIRY: You work here? 32 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:06,926 Not in here. 33 00:02:07,930 --> 00:02:09,996 Uh, I'm a sound engineer, so I guess I am staff. 34 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:12,699 Uh, do you want-- uh, I'll probably do that, actually. 35 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,501 What, do you have a bottle opener? 36 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,336 No, but I don't want you to hurt yourself, and I might 37 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,705 have something in my pocket that might be able to do it. 38 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,473 MAN: Give us a go. 39 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:23,943 - [cap clinks on floor] - Here ya are. 40 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,212 - Thanks. - [Fairy chuckles] 41 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:29,150 - There you go. - Thank you. 42 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:31,317 Oh, nice straw. 43 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,186 Yeah, it's metal. 44 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,721 The turtles are shoving the plastic ones up their noses. 45 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,956 - Massive cokeheads. - Yeah. Do you want it? 46 00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:38,391 It's three quid, but you can have it. 47 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:40,660 Drink now, straw for life. 48 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:43,363 ["Otis" by The Durutti Column playing] 49 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,874 OWEN: What, like balloon animals? 50 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,309 No, no, just tying the ends off a balloon. 51 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:57,744 So many people struggle. 52 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,512 Yeah, no, my fingers always get stuck. 53 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:00,980 And I'm supposed to be really good with my fingers. 54 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:02,816 - [laughs] - I wasn't saying it rudely. 55 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:04,317 I was just saying 'cause I used to play guitar in a band, so... 56 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:06,860 Whoa! You're in a band! 57 00:03:06,252 --> 00:03:09,890 ♪ ♪ 58 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:10,857 OWEN: Not anymore. 59 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:11,991 Like, you need money to live, so now I work here. 60 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:13,493 But, look, best thing about it, 61 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,950 you get four free soft drinks a night. 62 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:16,262 - Wow. - Yeah. 63 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,531 Don't go flashing those about. 64 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,700 ♪ ♪ 65 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,547 OWEN: Are you in a band, or is your boyfriend in a band? 66 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:36,282 Yeah, he is, actually. 67 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,451 - Ah. - Joking. I don't have a boyfriend. 68 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,920 What about your girlfriend? 69 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:43,223 - Don't have a girlfriend. - [sucks teeth] 70 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:44,524 Nah, yeah, I got a wife. 71 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:46,126 FAIRY: Right. Bye, then. 72 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:48,361 ♪ ♪ 73 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,535 ["Where Love Lives" by Alison Limerick playing] 74 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,537 There you are. Come on! We have to go! 75 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:59,439 Wait, wait. Hang on a minute. Where you going? 76 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:02,142 It's our mate's birthday at this bar on Canal Street. 77 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,910 - Come. - I can't. I'm working. 78 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:05,712 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What was your name? 79 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,747 - "Emily"! - Emily, I'm Owen. 80 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:10,316 - [overlapping chatter] - Come on! - Come on! 81 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:11,885 Oh, sorry, mate. 82 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,653 - [music continues loudly] - [lively chatter] 83 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,758 Wahoo! Are you hearing that?! 84 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,894 Let's have it, Manchester! 85 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,462 [indistinct shouting] 86 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:25,980 - [lively chatter] - [music continues inside] 87 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,433 OWEN: Wait, Emily! 88 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:27,801 Emily! 89 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,837 [laughter] 90 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:33,773 I just want to get your number. Only if you want to, that is. 91 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,308 I mean, you don't have to, but I just-- 92 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,576 I'd really like to get your number. 93 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:37,677 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah? 94 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:38,945 - Yeah. - Okay. 95 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,413 FRIDA KAHLO [in distance]: Come on! 96 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:41,748 - You gonna memorize it? - [stammers] 97 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:43,483 I got a phone. 98 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,418 FRIDA KAHLO: Come on! We're hours late! 99 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,854 - All right. Bye. - Thanks. Bye. 100 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:49,456 [footsteps running] 101 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:53,660 ["Rock and a Calm Place" by Antony Szmierek playing] 102 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,662 ♪ Yeah, it feels good, actually ♪ 103 00:04:57,664 --> 00:05:00,200 ♪ You've been lost deep in Orion's Belt loop again ♪ 104 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,434 ♪ Haven't you? ♪ 105 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,370 ♪ Tangled up, procrastinating ♪ 106 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:05,305 ♪ With eons left to travel in a bedroom full of shrapnel... ♪ 107 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,806 Hang in there, Robert, mate. 108 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,641 ♪ Like the ozone and there's not a tube ♪ 109 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,777 ♪ Of PVA in sight ♪ 110 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:13,213 ♪ [sighs] What a nightmare ♪ 111 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:16,316 ♪ You know that picture you took of the summer? ♪ 112 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:19,152 ♪ Well, that's gotta count for something ♪ 113 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,787 ♪ It was golden hour ♪ 114 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:25,250 ♪ And that's a big smile for a sad face ♪ 115 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,280 ♪ You're caught between a rock and a calm place. ♪ 116 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,300 - Frodo, you want to knock before barging in? - [laughs] 117 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,831 What, into the kitchen and the living area? 118 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,000 No, don't think so. 119 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,135 - [clears throat] - You all right? 120 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,636 Mm, yeah. 121 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:40,373 Hey, um, Owen, look, uh... 122 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,676 - So, hey, look. - What? 123 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:44,711 So, a delightful, young, 124 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,346 professional couple from Marsden, 125 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:48,810 they want to come and view the place this evening. 126 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,716 [groans] Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt! 127 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,351 - I don't want to hear that! - What? Hey! Hey! 128 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:53,186 Owen, please, can you be in? I got to work late. 129 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:56,322 Oh, I can't do that, Frey, 'cause I got to pray today. 130 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:58,425 So I can't do that. Sorry. 131 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,860 Can't. Too busy. 132 00:06:01,270 --> 00:06:03,630 - Someone's in a good mood. - Why? What happened? 133 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,598 Find a special little peephole in the men's bog? 134 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:08,340 You know, some dude used one, and then when he came out, 135 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,703 the guy on the other side was his dad. 136 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:10,704 Mate, that's an urban myth. It didn't happen. 137 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:12,372 Still denying it, are you? 138 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,400 What do you mean, deny it? We've got the same dad. 139 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,508 That just makes no sense. 140 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,677 FREYA: What is her name? 141 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:19,779 - [mumbles]: Emily. - I knew it. 142 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:21,448 - MATT: And have you talked to this Emily? - [chuckles] 143 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:22,682 OWEN: Yeah, obviously I've talked to her. 144 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:24,500 MATT: Hard luck, mate. 145 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,352 OWEN: What do you mean, hard luck? 146 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:26,853 - She talked back, actually. - Yeah? 147 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,621 Yeah, we danced in the middle of the S.U., 148 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:31,424 and it was like... looked at each other and just... bam. 149 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,927 Felt like time actually stood still. 150 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,929 Oh, my God. [laughing] 151 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:37,263 - Oh, no, no. - Oh, no, no. What are you saying no for? 152 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,965 - It-it was... - No, please. Not again. 153 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:40,533 No, no, no, no, no. It's different, it's different. 154 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:41,801 - It's different this time. - Oh, what? 155 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,269 You gonna write a song about it? 156 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,738 MATT: So when are you seeing her again? 157 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:45,739 Don't know. Not messaged her yet. 158 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:47,741 - Why? - Don't know. 159 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,542 - [stammers] It's the next morning. - Why don't you do it now? 160 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:50,944 No, you haven't got the *****, have you? 161 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,780 - I've got the *****. - Do it now, then. 162 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,780 - I will. - Go on, then. 163 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,116 - I will. [sniffs] - FREYA: Matt, what's the time? 164 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,784 The ti-- Oh, I don't know, love. 165 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,420 Think it's sort of, um... 166 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:02,389 I think it's sort of standing still. 167 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,225 [Freya and Matt laughing] 168 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:07,560 [mock laughing] 169 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:09,662 - MATT: Bless him. - What do you mean, bless him? 170 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:11,231 - [Matt and Freya laughing] - Really funny. 171 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:13,233 Just-just keep it casual. 172 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,101 I know how to send a text message. 173 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,936 - I'm a pretty casual guy, you know. - [snickers] 174 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:19,305 I got some good stuff going on here, like, 175 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:21,775 "I'm divorcing my wi--" Doesn't matter. 176 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:27,781 - Um... - What? 177 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:29,182 OWEN: Won't send for some reason. 178 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,284 It's like-- Try again. 179 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,153 Is the Wi-Fi working, do you know? Or-- 180 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,654 Matt, give me the phone back. Matt, give the phone back. 181 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,456 - Matt. Matt. - Matt, give me the phone back. 182 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,324 [Matt grunting] 183 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:41,161 Matt, I'm not messing around. Give me the phone back. 184 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,296 - Oh, hon, that is not her number. - Get off me! 185 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,165 What do you mean, it's not her number? 186 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,933 I saw her put it in. It is her number, I swear. 187 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:48,301 - It's missing a digit. - What do you mean, 188 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,502 - it's missing a digit? - Oh, my God. 189 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:50,970 [Matt laughing] 190 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,539 FREYA: Matt! 191 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:54,874 Well, what am I supposed to do now? 192 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,176 Stop laughing, please! It's not funny! 193 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:57,777 - I'll find her. - Oh, yes, it is funny. 194 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:00,480 - Oh, is it? Definitely? Ha! - I'll find her! 195 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:01,881 - Surname? - Don't know. 196 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,500 - Age? - Don't know. 197 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,353 - Subject of study? - Didn't ask that. 198 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,221 What did you talk about? 199 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:10,223 We didn't really have, like, a proper conversation. 200 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:11,324 We were just dancing and looking at each other. 201 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:12,492 It was dead nice. 202 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:16,496 - FREYA: Matt, stop it! - OWEN: Stop that. 203 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:19,532 Come on, our kid. She's a student at the uni you work at. 204 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,350 You're gonna see her again. 205 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,372 Yeah, well, that's a good point. 206 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,507 ♪ ♪ 207 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,266 ♪ ♪ 208 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,426 ♪ ♪ 209 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,229 OWEN: Good morning. 210 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:24,898 I'm wondering if you can help me. 211 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:25,965 I'm looking for a student that goes here. 212 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:27,767 - Which student? - Uh, Emily? 213 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,868 Emily what? 214 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:30,570 Emily, please? 215 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,400 Oh, uh, I don't, I don't know her last name. 216 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,408 Well, then I can't help you, then. 217 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,743 Don't you have, like, a directory 218 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,645 of all the students' names or...? 219 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,114 - No. - It's just, I really need your help, 'cause... 220 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,782 Yeah, I've got something of hers. 221 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,584 That's-that's what it is. I've got, uh, this. 222 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,252 This is hers. Well, well, it was her dad's, 223 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,421 and, uh, there was this fire, 224 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,560 and it was really, like, kind of... 225 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,225 Yeah, that-that's a lie. 226 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,893 - Do-do you want the truth? - No, I don't. 227 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:55,462 I met her last night and just really got on with her. 228 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,298 Her hair's about here, and she drinks beer-- bottled-- 229 00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,999 and she's funny, smart. 230 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,835 Have you ever met somebody and, like, all that **** 231 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,436 you've got going on in your mind just... 232 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,105 it doesn't matter anymore? 233 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,573 And, like, the light at the end of your tunnel, 234 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,800 you're just, you're just standing in this light, 235 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,642 and you're just like, just like... 236 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,277 [stammers] I don't know. It's just, like-- 237 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,946 Please, could you just tell me, like, 238 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,981 what class she's in maybe or... I feel like it might be 239 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,349 the most important thing you ever do. 240 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,650 You've got two seconds to leave 241 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:18,618 before I call security, all right? 242 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,200 Yeah, okay. All right. 243 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,454 - Okay, I'll leave you to it. - Next. 244 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,230 - Uh, hey. - Yeah? 245 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,258 - You forgot this. - Uh, thanks, man. Cheers. 246 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:28,940 Uh, the only Emily I know is Emily Raine. 247 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,763 It proper sounds like her. 248 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:31,331 Okay, yeah. Would you know where I can find her? 249 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,999 - Is she, like... - Oh, she takes psychology 250 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,367 in the social science building. 251 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,269 Okay. All right. Thanks, man. 252 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,837 Have a good day. 253 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,540 Right. Everyone, I'm obligated to tell you 254 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,876 you have three weeks left. 255 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,345 Those who haven't started your conclusions, do so now. 256 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:49,949 It's worth 25% of your whole mark. 257 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,985 - Those of you who... [sighs] - [knocking] 258 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,386 - What? - Hi. 259 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,188 Could I speak to Emily Raine, please? 260 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,657 - Can this wait? [sighs] - Not really. 261 00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:01,161 I-I have a really important message from her father, so... 262 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,330 [sighs] 263 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,634 [door opens] 264 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,636 - Ah. - [door closes] 265 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,237 Is there, is there, by any chance, like, 266 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,206 another Emily Raine in there or...? 267 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:17,510 [American accent]: You-you have a message from my dad? 268 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,546 Uh-uh-uh... 269 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,247 Yeah, yeah, just, uh... 270 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,350 He's, uh... he-he's run into, like, 271 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,185 a bit, a bit of car trouble, and... 272 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,753 He's fine. He's fine. Don't worry. 273 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,221 He just wanted me to, like, 274 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,856 let you know that it's just-- his car's... 275 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:31,524 - Right. - Yeah. 276 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:35,395 Nothing about where he's been for the last 21 years? 277 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,980 Whether I have brothers or sisters? An apology? 278 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:42,569 Nah, just-just the, just the car thing. 279 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:44,904 No. 280 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:46,906 Well, uh, I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry. 281 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,541 Uh, I'm-I'm sorry. He didn't call. 282 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,176 Typical him, huh? 283 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,780 - [chuckles] - Sorry, I'll, uh... [stammers] 284 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,214 - I'll let you get back, um... - What are, what are you doing? 285 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,282 Well, I'm looking for this girl called Emily. 286 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,218 It's a specific Emily. It's not you, obviously. 287 00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,686 - I thought she was gonna be in there. - Emily what? 288 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:01,221 I don't know. I don't know her last name 289 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,256 or anything that's gonna help me find her. 290 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,425 So now you're running around, dragging Emilys out of lectures? 291 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,930 No, you were the first. 292 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,895 And the last, I reckon. 293 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:10,196 Didn't really work, so... 294 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,598 - [laughs]: Okay. - Okay. 295 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,199 [inhales deeply] 296 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,300 Bye. 297 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,302 - Bye. - [door opens] 298 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,438 - Sorry, by the way. Sorry. - [door closes] 299 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,876 Those intending a last-minute Ritalin-fueled all-nighter 300 00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:24,644 in the belief that you'll produce something 301 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:29,490 that will change the world of social sciences, look at me. 302 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,950 Look at me! 303 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:32,886 You won't. 304 00:12:33,530 --> 00:12:35,388 Applications for the postgrad position 305 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,424 at the Donegan Psychiatry Group have now closed. 306 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:40,260 I will let you know the short list. 307 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,462 Uh, Raine, glad to see you got your application in 308 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,597 at the 11th hour. 309 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,766 If it weren't for the 11th hour, nothing would ever get done. 310 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,601 [chuckles] Uh, how's your dissertation? 311 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:51,838 Have you scientifically proven that everyone in love 312 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,775 is in fact a self-sabotaging Neanderthal sheep? 313 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,345 - [chuckles] - Oh, dear. 314 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,914 Scholarship student with a visa on the line. 315 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:02,749 I'd have thought you'd have stretched to something 316 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,584 a little more challenging than attachment theory. 317 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,940 Okay, so what I'm looking for here is 318 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:18,465 just an example of how love led to self-sabotage. 319 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,100 So I'm looking for 320 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,836 life-falling-apart type stuff, crazy ****. 321 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,137 Right? 322 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:29,876 What about the breakups? 323 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:33,146 Did anybody do anything unhinged? 324 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,483 I cut this fringe. 325 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,485 No way. I cut a fringe. 326 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:39,886 But it's grown out now. 327 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,456 I had mine before we got together. 328 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,895 Have any of you committed a crime? [chuckles] 329 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,735 [electrical whirring] 330 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,904 Wait, Frida? Frida! 331 00:13:58,710 --> 00:13:59,673 Wait. 332 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,241 Oi, wait! Frida! 333 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,709 Frida Kahlo, wait! 334 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,145 Wait! Frida! 335 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,548 Wait, wait! Frida Kahlo! 336 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,851 - [sighs] - I, uh, I don't think she's into you, dude. 337 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:14,487 Yeah, that wasn't even her. That was her mate. 338 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,222 She didn't hear me, so... 339 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,560 "Missing: a digit of Emily's number. 340 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,429 "You gave me ten-elevenths 341 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:23,863 - of your number on Monday." - Yeah, all right. 342 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:25,265 "You were a fairy. 343 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,733 "I was the guy with no bottle opener 344 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,335 "who'd really like to see you again. 345 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,300 - Meet me where you found me..." - Yeah, you got-- 346 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,500 - That's enough now. - "...any night at 7:00 p.m."? 347 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,506 She's a fairy? 348 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,241 Yeah, she was dressed like a fairy. 349 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,443 She'll get it. 350 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,447 An actual manic pixie dream girl, huh? 351 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,682 - What are you talking about? - Well, she's not a real person. 352 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,718 She's a perfect, uncomplicated, 353 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:48,121 heteronormative projection of everything you want her to be. 354 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,556 I don't know what you just said, but, no, 355 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,257 she's-she's-she's real, so... 356 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,259 And not like any girl you've ever met, right? 357 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,262 An eccentric but in, like, a socially acceptable way. 358 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,698 And she thinks you're amazing, and she loves what you love 359 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,101 and made you see the world in colors 360 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,136 you never even knew existed. 361 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,938 No, no, I knew, I knew they existed. 362 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:09,542 It's just, I've never seen them so... well, so bright, so... 363 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,745 [chuckles] What do you actually know about this girl? 364 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,581 I mean... just find someone else. 365 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,490 - This is... - What? But why? 366 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,150 Why would I want to find someone else? 367 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,485 What's wrong with trying? 368 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,530 There is nobody else, you understand? 369 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,550 - Oh, come on. - What do you mean, come on? 370 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,570 Now, when did everyone get so cynical? What's with that? 371 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,925 You don't get to choose who you fall for. 372 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:27,594 You don't dip in and out, run it by the class. 373 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,129 That's not what happens. 374 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,497 I don't know how you are in a relationship, 375 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,898 but that's not how I want to be. 376 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,500 I want to find her, okay? 377 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,738 I'll help you find her! I mean, I want to help you. 378 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,507 Why? Why would you want to do that? 379 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:43,777 Look, I'm-I'm sorry. 380 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,412 You're-you're absolutely right. 381 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,814 People are cynical. 382 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:48,982 [sighs] 383 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,950 And the truth is... [chuckles] 384 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,920 I would want someone to do this for me, so... 385 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,455 Right. 386 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,230 Look, uh, wh-what's your name again? 387 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,159 - Owen. - Owen. 388 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,960 - Okay. - Emily. [chuckles] 389 00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:02,829 - You knew that, though, right? [laughs] - Yeah. 390 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,964 Look, Owen, you seem like a nice guy, 391 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:06,499 and this Emily is 392 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,168 probably wondering why you haven't called. 393 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,769 Yeah, yeah, I know, and apparently you're not 394 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:10,804 supposed to wait over three days or something. 395 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,539 And term's almost over. 396 00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:15,775 I mean, she'll-she'll be heartbroken, so... let me help. 397 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,477 Plus I'm a student here. 398 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,213 I-I can be your eyes on the ground, ear to the street. 399 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,816 I'm really good at this kind of thing. 400 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:26,853 Like, what's the plan after the, um, the wanted posters? 401 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,222 I don't really have a plan. 402 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,459 ["Kelly's Heroes" by Black Grape playing] 403 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,130 WESTLAKE: It's risky. 404 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,666 Live cases are unpredictable. Trust me. I know. 405 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,202 You cannot get involved. 406 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,805 One hint of bias or influence will invalidate your study, 407 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,574 and you will fail. 408 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,750 More importantly, Raine, you don't have time for this. 409 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,510 You're meant to be writing your conclusion. 410 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,450 No, this guy is my conclusion. 411 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,747 He's the case study I've been waiting for. 412 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,350 He-He's my very own Stanford prison experiment. 413 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:01,254 ♪ Don't talk to me about heroes ♪ 414 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,524 ♪ Most of these men sink like subs ♪ 415 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,260 [indistinct chatter] 416 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,861 ♪ Jesus was a Black man ♪ 417 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,329 ♪ No, Jesus was Batman ♪ 418 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,563 ♪ No, no, no, no, not at all ♪ 419 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,699 ♪ That was Bruce Wayne ♪ 420 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:18,271 ♪ Who's got the biggest, who's got the biggest ♪ 421 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:21,541 ♪ Who's got the biggest brain ♪ 422 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,443 ♪ For a year I did bang her ♪ 423 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,779 ♪ And Dennis sleeps ****** off ♪ 424 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:29,749 ♪ He'll surface again ♪ 425 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,619 ♪ Don't talk to me about heroes... ♪ 426 00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:35,550 So, how many people actually go to this place? 427 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,623 40,000 and something. 428 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,925 Yeah, that sounds about right. 429 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:42,280 I mean, I found all of them in the last week, all but one. 430 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,650 Found this guy here like six times. 431 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,300 - All right, mate. How's it going? - All right. 432 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,269 WESTLAKE: And to be sure that 433 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:54,107 romantic attachment is the cause of any Freudian madness, 434 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,875 you must first establish 435 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,445 that there are no preexisting psychiatric conditions. 436 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,613 No preexisting psychiatric conditions. 437 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,415 And do you think that... 438 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,117 [song ends] 439 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,755 - [quiet chatter] - [music playing over speakers] 440 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,665 I'd hide those if I was you. 441 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,500 They're supplements. 442 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,102 The gut's the second brain. 443 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,938 Did you know it can function independently 444 00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:27,807 of the brain and the central nervous system? 445 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,100 My grandma was on so many pills by the end 446 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,145 that she used to say, "If you pick me up..." 447 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,480 BOTH: "I'll rattle." 448 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,482 Yeah, my mum used to say the same. 449 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,118 Are you on, uh, any medication? 450 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,956 I take antihistamines sometimes for, like, hay fever, but... 451 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,250 Anything for mental illness or...? 452 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,860 Nah. 453 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:50,300 Have you ever been committed to a psychiatric hospital? 454 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,297 What? 455 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,499 Criminal record? 456 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,340 Wh-- Sorry, what is this? 457 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,602 I'm just making conversation. 458 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,804 Just getting to know you. 459 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,706 Have you ever, like, got to know somebody before? 460 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:00,974 'Cause you're well weird at it. 461 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,776 [chuckles softly] 462 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,716 [laughing] 463 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,520 OWEN: Who's that, then? Boyfriend? 464 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,953 - EMILY: Who, Tristan? - OWEN: Yeah. 465 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,525 - No. [chuckles] - But you want him to be? 466 00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,494 No. [chuckles] 467 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,297 Is that a lie? 468 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,167 [chuckles] 469 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,668 You know nothing about me. 470 00:19:28,802 --> 00:19:31,471 Isn't that, like, what this is for? 471 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,174 [billiard ***** clacking] 472 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,544 Hey, I was thinking, did you check social media? 473 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,547 Obviously I've checked social media. 474 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,682 I've seen the face of every Emily that goes here. 475 00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:44,384 And obviously she ain't gonna have social media anyway. 476 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,186 She's too cool, so... 477 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,855 You can't know everything about someone in 20 minutes. 478 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,592 Yeah, but you know everything you need to know, don't you? 479 00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:54,527 No, people only tell you what they want you to know. 480 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,529 It's not what about you say, though. 481 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,640 It's... it's-it's about the vibe. 482 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,601 My professor, he wrote this amazing paper: 483 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,670 "Are we in love with the people in our lives 484 00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:05,171 or just our projections of them?" 485 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,730 Love isn't something that should be studied. 486 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,209 Well, actually, a lot of people study love. 487 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,744 No, man, you can't look at it too long. 488 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,412 Otherwise it'll just disappear. 489 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,614 Well, have you never wondered 490 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,349 why you are the way that you are? 491 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,784 Why you do the things you do? 492 00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:19,219 I mean, what effect your parents had 493 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,420 on your personality? 494 00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:24,257 Sorry, did I buy weed off you in first year? 495 00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:28,428 Or was it the-the antique maracas? Was that you? 496 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,562 No. [chuckles] 497 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,264 Get a weird vibe off you, man. 498 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,300 No, not like déjà vu, but like déjà boo! 499 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,702 - You know what I mean? - [laughs nervously] 500 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:36,903 Yeah. 501 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:41,740 All right, sound monkey. What are you doing here? 502 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,742 No gigs tonight? 503 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:46,379 Ah, just... [sniffs] having a quiet pint, so... 504 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,214 Yeah, dead quiet. 505 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,582 It's like a bloody wake over here. 506 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,917 [Pervy Martin laughs] 507 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,252 Christ. 508 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,540 Seen this? [chuckles] 509 00:20:54,154 --> 00:20:56,423 Could be worse, sound worm. Could be this ****. 510 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,291 How embarrassing. 511 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,610 Ladies. 512 00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:02,950 - [fingers snap] - Maybe that's why she's not coming, 513 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,163 'cause she's embarrassed. 514 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,831 Why would she be embarrassed? 515 00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:07,300 Well, think about it. She came onto me. 516 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,436 Put herself out there, gave me her number and that. 517 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,737 And for all she's concerned, you know, 518 00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:12,500 I've just ghosted her. 519 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,306 She ain't gonna come here, is she? 520 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,841 She knows I work here. 521 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,743 She thinks I'm one of those players, man. 522 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,945 - Player. - Player. [chuckles] 523 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,747 Okay, she said she was going to a birthday party 524 00:21:20,814 --> 00:21:22,182 on Canal Street, so I just-- 525 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,117 it's got to be one of these, hasn't it? 526 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,618 EMILY: Yeah, it's got to be. 527 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:26,820 OWEN: Yeah, we just go in here 528 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,188 and then bounce all the way down. 529 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,956 EMILY: Okay, I'm in. 530 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,524 - Ah, mate. - [lively music and chatter] 531 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:35,128 Uh, was there a birthday party here on Monday? 532 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,262 What kind of party? 533 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,697 Fancy dress kind of party. 534 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,199 Yeah, and it was amazing, you know. 535 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,333 Could I have the name of the person 536 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,634 whose party that was, please? 537 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,536 Can't give that out. Sorry, mate. 538 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,106 ♪ Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki ♪ 539 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:47,340 ♪ Lock the doors tight... ♪ 540 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,708 Yeah, you're in. 541 00:21:48,842 --> 00:21:50,610 OWEN: Fiver? 542 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:52,479 ♪ I'm gonna let you have it, let's have a kiki... ♪ 543 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,514 Tenner? 544 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,182 ♪ Dive, turn, work ♪ 545 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:57,817 ♪ Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve ♪ 546 00:21:57,951 --> 00:22:00,220 ♪ And work and turn and h-h-honey... ♪ 547 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:01,988 [person whoops] 548 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,656 What happens if I give you 20 quid? 549 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,659 [scoffs] Are you serious? 550 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,495 ♪ ♪ 551 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,169 The queer community thanks you for your contribution. 552 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,237 [kisses] 553 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,505 What about the information? 554 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:22,242 ♪ This kiki is marvelous... ♪ 555 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,911 Can I have a try? 556 00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:27,547 - Yeah, knock yourself out. - Yeah. What's your name? 557 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,749 ♪ Sitting back here, having our own ♪ 558 00:22:29,883 --> 00:22:31,351 [crowd chanting along]: ♪ Kiki, soso ♪ 559 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,186 ♪ Oui oui, non non ♪ 560 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,422 ♪ Kiki, soso ♪ 561 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:36,723 ♪ Oui oui, non non ♪ 562 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,225 ♪ Kiki, soso ♪ 563 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,561 ♪ Oui oui, non non ♪ 564 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:42,696 ♪ Kiki, soso... ♪ 565 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:43,897 Well? 566 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,899 Oh, I-I didn't get any information. 567 00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:48,702 But I got us free drinks! 568 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,700 Great. 569 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,439 - [fingers snap] - ♪ Ah ♪ 570 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,941 ♪ Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki ♪ 571 00:22:55,175 --> 00:22:56,743 ♪ Lock the doors tight ♪ 572 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,745 ♪ Let's have a kiki, mother-- ooh-hoo-hoo ♪ 573 00:22:58,912 --> 00:23:00,714 ♪ I'm gonna let you have it ♪ 574 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:01,748 ♪ Let's have a kiki... ♪ 575 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,500 That's cute. Bye! 576 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,586 ♪ Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve ♪ 577 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:08,221 ♪ And work and turn and h-h-honey. ♪ 578 00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:09,756 - [song ends] - Yeah. 579 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,910 Oh. Oh. 580 00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:12,859 Are-are we going to the, to the next one? 581 00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:15,610 Nah. No next one. There's no point. 582 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:16,596 I'm wasting my time and your time. 583 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:17,797 Listen, I've spent 70 quid tonight 584 00:23:17,931 --> 00:23:19,466 and no one's told me anything. 585 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,768 90 pound. I don't even know why I lied about that. 586 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,803 Okay, so-so we'll find, uh, a new strategy. 587 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,805 No, no, look, there's no point. She probably met someone 588 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,574 the other day that did text her back. And what am I doing? 589 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:28,742 Just ******* away mortgage money with you. 590 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,310 No offense or anything. 591 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,112 It's just, there's just no point, is there? 592 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:33,446 No, I mean, I mean, you said you'd find her at any cost, 593 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,582 and-and you've only spent 90. 594 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:38,451 No, I spent 125. One guy up there took card. 595 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:40,920 [sighs] 596 00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:43,560 Okay, so-so that's it? You're just giving up? 597 00:23:43,223 --> 00:23:44,391 Listen, I don't know what to do. What am I supposed to do? 598 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:45,725 Tell me. Tell me what I'm supposed to do. 599 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:46,826 'Cause right now, there's nothing. 600 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,728 I might as well just go home. 601 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,764 Fine. 602 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,665 Didn't anyone ever tell you 603 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:55,301 if you're gonna be a lover, you got to be a fighter, too? 604 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:57,170 [typing on keyboard] 605 00:23:57,303 --> 00:23:58,972 ♪ ♪ 606 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,648 - [door clicks shut] - Shh. 607 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:12,185 [singsongy]: You'll never guess where I've been. 608 00:24:12,352 --> 00:24:13,586 Oh, oh. 609 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:14,821 I'm screwed. 610 00:24:14,988 --> 00:24:17,323 - Have you slept? - I'm gonna fail. 611 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,459 There's no-no degree, no Donegan position. 612 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:22,462 I'm-I'm gonna go home a-a loser and a nobody all because of him. 613 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:23,463 What, Tristan? 614 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:24,698 - No, Owen. - Oh. 615 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,366 He just gave up. 616 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:28,501 He walked away like a completely sane person. 617 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:30,303 I mean, what am, what am I supposed to do? 618 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,505 Um, what can we do? We can-- Oh. 619 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,808 You could just disprove your hypothesis. 620 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,142 [scoffs] Nobody gets a first 621 00:24:36,276 --> 00:24:37,544 from disproving their hypothesis. 622 00:24:37,711 --> 00:24:38,812 You could just ask for an extension. 623 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,347 He doesn't give extensions. 624 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,781 Legally, he has to give you an extension 625 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:44,351 if you evidence extenuating circumstances. 626 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,820 What are my extenuating circumstances? 627 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,655 Okay, big breath. [inhales deeply] 628 00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:50,390 And let it out. [exhaling sharply] 629 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,525 - [exhaling sharply] - I think this... this is giving 630 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,461 extenuating circumstances. 631 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:57,163 I think just take a picture of this and pop it in an email 632 00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:58,531 to that professor of yours, 633 00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,866 and I think you'll get an extension. 634 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,534 Big kiss. 635 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:02,802 You've got this. 636 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,700 [singsongy]: You have got this. 637 00:25:04,204 --> 00:25:06,139 Sweeties for you. Popcorn for me. 638 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:08,410 [singsongy]: Keep breathing. 639 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:09,376 [Emily sighs heavily] 640 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:11,845 [groans] 641 00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,179 [sniffs] 642 00:25:20,530 --> 00:25:21,855 Holy ****. 643 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:23,230 [laughs] 644 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,258 Thank you, Anna! 645 00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:26,693 ANNA [in distance]: It's okay! 646 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:31,197 EMILY: This is the email address of every single Emily 647 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:33,400 who is currently enrolled at the university. 648 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:36,202 How am I gonna know which one's hers? 649 00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:37,704 Only one way to find out. 650 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,244 Nah. 651 00:25:44,411 --> 00:25:45,612 Nah, I can't, I can't do that. 652 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:48,114 I'll, uh... I'll lose my job, so... 653 00:25:48,248 --> 00:25:50,116 Well, only if people find out it was you, and they won't. 654 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:51,518 I mean, this is, this is your chance. 655 00:25:51,618 --> 00:25:52,719 She's right here. 656 00:25:55,522 --> 00:25:56,723 [smacks lips] 657 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:59,559 I'm not influencing you. 658 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:03,596 Okay. 659 00:26:07,534 --> 00:26:09,202 D-Do it quickly. 660 00:26:09,369 --> 00:26:10,937 Yeah, well, that depends on how many Emilys there are. 661 00:26:11,104 --> 00:26:12,906 EMILY: Well, how many can there be? 662 00:26:13,390 --> 00:26:15,909 [busy chatter] 663 00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:18,778 There's 318 Emilys go here. 664 00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:21,114 That's wild, innit? 665 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,718 Only four Owens as well. 666 00:26:24,818 --> 00:26:26,286 Only four. 667 00:26:28,722 --> 00:26:30,924 - Here you go. - You sent it? 668 00:26:31,570 --> 00:26:33,460 - Nah, not yet. - [sighs]: Oh. Okay. 669 00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:35,628 Ooh, "E.T." What's that for? 670 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:37,764 EMILY: Uh, it was a s-stupid dare. 671 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:40,600 - Is it real? - [smacks lips] Yep. 672 00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:43,837 Oh, that "E.T." on your "phone home" finger. 673 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:46,106 - Yes. - Funny. Great dare. 674 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:47,574 [Emily chuckles softly] 675 00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:48,942 Yeah, so I've not sent it yet, 676 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:50,477 - but I've got something. - Okay. 677 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,113 What do you reckon to this? 678 00:26:53,246 --> 00:26:54,814 "Evening, ladies." 679 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,683 - Ooh. - Yeah, yeah. 680 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,685 - It's... - Yeah, I'll probably make that "Emilys." 681 00:26:58,785 --> 00:26:59,953 - Yeah, little better. - Yeah. 682 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:01,521 Right. "Evening, Emilys. 683 00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:03,623 "I met one of you last Monday in the S.U. 684 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,325 "You were a fairy. 685 00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:07,193 "I was the guy flashing coupons. 686 00:27:07,327 --> 00:27:09,290 "The number I have for you is a digit short. 687 00:27:09,162 --> 00:27:10,330 "I looked for you everywhere. 688 00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:12,665 "Turns out this is the final straw. 689 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:13,967 - And if you'd like..." - What? 690 00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:16,436 - What? - It's the British flirting. 691 00:27:16,536 --> 00:27:18,304 It's like a random word generator. 692 00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:20,507 What is that "straw"? What is that? 693 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,175 It's just like... [chuckles] 694 00:27:22,342 --> 00:27:23,843 It's an inside joke. You won't get it. 695 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,345 It's just about, like, turtles 696 00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:26,980 out of their shell on coke, just... 697 00:27:27,470 --> 00:27:29,115 - Sounds hilarious. Keep going. - Yeah. 698 00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:31,384 Yeah, so I just said, "If you'd like to see me again, 699 00:27:31,551 --> 00:27:33,520 just email me back," smiley face. 700 00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:35,321 - No, I don't think it needs that. - Ah, yeah, it doesn't... 701 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:37,230 doesn't need a smiley face, does it? No. 702 00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:39,192 [Owen sighs] 703 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:44,531 What happens if I've, like, misread this whole situation 704 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,332 and she did wrong-number me? 705 00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:49,336 [sighs] Well... [chuckles] 706 00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:51,705 I mean, you must have some idea if she liked you. 707 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:52,906 Right? 708 00:27:53,390 --> 00:27:54,374 Well, yeah, I think I did, 709 00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:56,420 but I'm not really good at this stuff. 710 00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:57,877 It's like, one minute you think it's going all right, 711 00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:00,213 and the next minute, it's like, "Oh, you know, you're a bit... 712 00:28:00,313 --> 00:28:03,490 you're a bit too much. Is-is your brother single?" 713 00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:05,885 - Hmm. - Just don't want to ruin stuff. Do you know what I mean? 714 00:28:06,190 --> 00:28:09,356 I feel like I was a right mess after my m-- 715 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:10,924 You know, I've just got, I've got this job, 716 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,525 and I just feel like everything's started 717 00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:14,327 to go all right, and now I've met this girl 718 00:28:14,494 --> 00:28:16,896 that's gonna make everything feel perfect for me, and now... 719 00:28:17,630 --> 00:28:18,665 I don't want to know if she's wrong-numbered me. 720 00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:20,734 Do you know what I mean? Why would I want to know that? 721 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,369 And also, like, I definitely don't want 722 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,904 317 other random people to know that. 723 00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:26,706 Don't know. I just feel like, if I send it, 724 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,408 I'm just gonna ruin everything. Do you know what I mean? 725 00:28:28,575 --> 00:28:29,743 I'm just a little bit stressed about the whole thing. 726 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:30,877 I don't really know what to say. 727 00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:32,212 What do you think I should do? 728 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,830 Send it. 729 00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:40,887 Okay. I'll do that, then. 730 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:43,890 - [message whooshes] - Sent. 731 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:49,620 [phone chimes] 732 00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:50,530 Oh, I got it. [chuckles] 733 00:28:50,697 --> 00:28:52,699 [indistinct arguing onstage] 734 00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:56,736 What is this about anyway? 735 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:58,638 Star-crossed lovers. 736 00:28:58,772 --> 00:29:00,373 Right. 737 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:04,411 The taco pizza is a textural Midwestern experience. 738 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:05,745 It's a true delicacy. 739 00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:07,447 Do not blame your vile concoction 740 00:29:07,614 --> 00:29:09,416 on the good people of Iowa. 741 00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:10,583 - I won't hear anything against this pizza. - [knocking] 742 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:13,586 Well, I will. It's vile! 743 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,155 EMILY: Don't knock it till you try it. I'm serious. 744 00:29:15,288 --> 00:29:16,623 It's very good. Don't listen to her. 745 00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:17,991 [gasps] Hi. 746 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:20,827 65 BPM, two flights of stairs. 747 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,228 Not too shabby. 748 00:29:22,295 --> 00:29:24,297 EMILY: I'm getting you both a plate 749 00:29:24,464 --> 00:29:26,466 - so we can all try it together. - Hello, hello. 750 00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:27,934 - Hello. - Hey, Kyle. 751 00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:30,300 - Hi, Kyle. - Hello. I've been skipping. 752 00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:32,605 Look at this perfect punnet of tomatoes 753 00:29:32,739 --> 00:29:33,773 - I got from the M&S bin. - Yeah. 754 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,141 You know how many tons of food 755 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:37,177 go to waste in this country, huh? 756 00:29:37,344 --> 00:29:39,112 Laughable. 757 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:40,447 I got chocolate eggs, too. 758 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,615 Perfect pizza topping. 759 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:43,683 - You're welcome. - Um... 760 00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:45,418 - Great. - Yes? 761 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:46,653 - Is Tristan coming? - KYLE: He sends his apologies 762 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:49,155 but is otherwise engaged. 763 00:29:50,824 --> 00:29:54,194 - [indistinct chatter] - [phone chiming repeatedly] 764 00:29:54,327 --> 00:29:56,329 [phone ringing and vibrating] 765 00:29:58,980 --> 00:29:59,366 - EMILY [over phone]: Hello? - I'm not really sure 766 00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:00,834 what's happening, but I'm getting, 767 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,135 I'm getting, like, a load of emails. 768 00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:03,636 - Hey, Emilys. - [phones chiming] 769 00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:05,638 Nice to meet you all. [laughing] 770 00:30:05,772 --> 00:30:08,174 My God. WTF? 771 00:30:08,341 --> 00:30:10,877 Are straight people okay? Question mark. 772 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:12,979 EMILY: You cc'd everyone? 773 00:30:13,113 --> 00:30:14,681 Well, yeah, yeah, I can see that now. 774 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:17,170 So you've just created a chat room of 318 Emilys. 775 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:19,119 Everybody can reply to each other now. 776 00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:20,854 Well, thanks for the recap. 777 00:30:20,954 --> 00:30:22,522 - Wait, does he even go here? - [chiming continues] 778 00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:24,391 I'm literally dying. 779 00:30:24,524 --> 00:30:26,726 Guys, I manifested this. 780 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:29,863 Oh, this is so cute. Obsessed. 781 00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:31,331 EMILY: How did you not bcc? 782 00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:32,866 OWEN: I don't know what a bcc is. 783 00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:35,201 - Wow. Who is he? - EMILY: It's when y... [sighs] 784 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:36,703 Never mind. Look, it'll be fine. 785 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:38,471 Iconic. 786 00:30:38,571 --> 00:30:40,173 OWEN: Uh, I should, uh... 787 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:42,750 Could you tell me, uh, how to delete it? Like... 788 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:43,977 - EMILY: You can't. - Yas, king. 789 00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:45,378 Flash your coupon at me. 790 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,610 ♪ Ma, me, mi, me, ma, mo, mu, mo ♪ 791 00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:02,862 ♪ Ma, me, mi, me, ma, mo, mu, mo... ♪ 792 00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:04,330 [exhaling rhythmically] 793 00:31:04,497 --> 00:31:05,865 Cha, cha, cha! 794 00:31:05,999 --> 00:31:08,334 It's cute. I wish someone did it for me. 795 00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:10,337 What, have the whole uni hunting you down? 796 00:31:10,437 --> 00:31:12,500 It's not cute. It's unwell. 797 00:31:12,105 --> 00:31:13,373 It's cute if he's fit. 798 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:14,708 - Well, he's not, though. - [chuckles] 799 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,543 What? No fit lad would do that. 800 00:31:16,609 --> 00:31:18,511 And if he were fit, you'd make sure you get your number right. 801 00:31:18,611 --> 00:31:21,181 No, he'll be an incel rat face, and not in a good way. 802 00:31:21,281 --> 00:31:23,116 You can't know that from an email. 803 00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:26,860 Please. He'll smell his own socks in his mam's basement. 804 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:29,522 Bet he's never seen a pair of **** in his life. [chuckles] 805 00:31:29,622 --> 00:31:32,459 ["Careless Whisper" by George Michael playing in car] 806 00:31:35,362 --> 00:31:39,299 ♪ And all its sad goodbyes ♪ 807 00:31:39,466 --> 00:31:42,680 [singing along]: ♪ I'm never gonna dance again ♪ 808 00:31:42,202 --> 00:31:45,538 - [knocking] - ♪ Guilty feet have got no rhythm ♪ 809 00:31:45,705 --> 00:31:48,410 ♪ Though it's easy to pretend ♪ 810 00:31:48,141 --> 00:31:50,143 ♪ I know you're not a fool... ♪ 811 00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:51,945 Please join me. 812 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:54,114 Okay. What do you think? 813 00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:55,415 Can I use it? 814 00:31:55,548 --> 00:31:56,883 Uh, please don't touch that. 815 00:31:56,983 --> 00:31:58,418 It's part of the process. 816 00:31:58,551 --> 00:32:00,120 ♪ So I'm never gonna dance again... ♪ 817 00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:03,590 And you verified there's no delusions, 818 00:32:03,723 --> 00:32:05,392 disturbed thoughts, mania? 819 00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:07,293 - No, he's fine. - Fine? 820 00:32:07,394 --> 00:32:08,762 He hasn't signed it. 821 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:10,397 That email address is obviously an alias. 822 00:32:10,497 --> 00:32:12,265 Right. 823 00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:14,601 [turns down music volume] 824 00:32:14,734 --> 00:32:16,936 I think that negates self-sabotage. 825 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:19,606 Well, I-I considered that, but-but no. 826 00:32:19,739 --> 00:32:22,108 I mean, the subject has no intention of hiding 827 00:32:22,242 --> 00:32:23,743 any resulting relationship, 828 00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:26,413 which will in turn expose his identity and hers. 829 00:32:26,579 --> 00:32:27,814 WESTLAKE: "His *****, every guy names..." 830 00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:29,783 - [phone ringing] - Oh, here he is now. 831 00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:31,251 - No, that's... [chuckles] - [ringing stops] 832 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:33,286 That's... ugh. 833 00:32:36,756 --> 00:32:38,591 What is your relationship with the subject? 834 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:43,290 Nothing. There's, uh, there's no relationship. 835 00:32:43,163 --> 00:32:45,980 No undocumented communication, 836 00:32:45,198 --> 00:32:47,300 nothing that would constitute researcher interference? 837 00:32:47,367 --> 00:32:49,669 - [phone ringing] - Uh... 838 00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:51,104 - Oh, there he is again. - [ringing stops] 839 00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:52,539 - Keen. - [sighs] 840 00:32:52,706 --> 00:32:54,974 - [glove compartment opens] - Uh, excuse me. 841 00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:56,309 - [glove compartment closes] - There's nothing in there 842 00:32:56,443 --> 00:32:57,377 that will save you. 843 00:32:57,544 --> 00:33:00,380 That's my private space. 844 00:33:02,482 --> 00:33:05,151 Raine, your Donegan interview is imminent. 845 00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:08,221 If there's anything you need to declare... 846 00:33:09,456 --> 00:33:10,824 ...do it now. 847 00:33:10,957 --> 00:33:13,993 ♪ Guilty feet have got no rhythm... ♪ 848 00:33:14,127 --> 00:33:15,795 There's nothing. [stammers] 849 00:33:15,962 --> 00:33:17,664 He's just data. 850 00:33:17,731 --> 00:33:19,999 Good. Write it up. 851 00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:22,202 You may exit the vehicle. 852 00:33:22,335 --> 00:33:23,803 Please take this apple with you. 853 00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:26,600 I don't know what I was thinking. 854 00:33:26,139 --> 00:33:27,507 Thank you. 855 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,509 ♪ So I'm never gonna dance again... ♪ 856 00:33:29,642 --> 00:33:30,844 Come back to me, George. 857 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:32,345 [turns up music volume] 858 00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:34,140 - [phone ringing] - Yes. 859 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,182 [song continues in car] 860 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:43,189 [line beeps] 861 00:33:43,323 --> 00:33:44,591 I reckon he made this Emily bird up 862 00:33:44,724 --> 00:33:46,359 so he could shoot his shot at all of them, 863 00:33:46,493 --> 00:33:48,261 - see who he'll smash. - It's not a bad idea, you know. 864 00:33:48,395 --> 00:33:49,562 Hey, I'm gonna do it to the Jennifers. 865 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:50,864 Jennifers are hot. 866 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,832 WOMAN: "This is the final straw"? 867 00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:54,534 I know I'm willingly taking it out of context, 868 00:33:54,667 --> 00:33:57,300 - but that's a threat. - MAN: A thousand percent. 869 00:33:59,606 --> 00:34:00,874 [knocks] 870 00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:02,375 Dean, this is an attack on our security. 871 00:34:02,509 --> 00:34:04,678 We demand to know what is being done. 872 00:34:04,778 --> 00:34:06,880 I will wear a hood, but I'm not gonna wear a ball gag 873 00:34:07,470 --> 00:34:08,548 because, you know, I've got the bad tooth. 874 00:34:08,682 --> 00:34:10,784 [chuckles] Tell Tracy. All right, see you Friday. 875 00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:14,870 Emily Thewlis. Always a pleasure. 876 00:34:14,254 --> 00:34:15,388 Oh. 877 00:34:15,522 --> 00:34:17,570 The university is aware of the breach, 878 00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:18,525 and we're looking into it. 879 00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:20,794 Right. And what are we supposed to do? 880 00:34:20,927 --> 00:34:22,696 God knows what other information he has. 881 00:34:22,862 --> 00:34:25,699 He could have our phone numbers, our addresses. 882 00:34:25,865 --> 00:34:27,767 This is not safe for students. 883 00:34:27,934 --> 00:34:30,904 And as president of the student union, I just feel this... 884 00:34:31,710 --> 00:34:33,273 I'm aware of your worldly place, Emily. 885 00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:34,441 [softly]: Come on. 886 00:34:34,574 --> 00:34:36,420 Off you pop. 887 00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:41,448 I really can assure you, Madam President, 888 00:34:41,614 --> 00:34:44,417 the safety of students is absolutely paramount. 889 00:34:44,551 --> 00:34:47,120 Really? Because as far as I'm aware, 890 00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:48,888 the creators of Upskirt Bingo 891 00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:50,490 still have not been held to account. 892 00:34:50,623 --> 00:34:52,592 And what about Pervy Martin and his peephole? 893 00:34:52,726 --> 00:34:54,327 Now, Pervy Mart-- 894 00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:56,896 Martin has been questioned. 895 00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,990 And we're still investigating Beaver Bingo. 896 00:34:59,232 --> 00:35:01,401 [sighs] As a woman in a position of power, 897 00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:03,770 - you are preventing progress... - Do you know what? 898 00:35:03,937 --> 00:35:05,772 I burned my bra. I've done the work. 899 00:35:05,939 --> 00:35:07,574 You go and do some work now, too, okay? 900 00:35:07,741 --> 00:35:09,409 [laughing]: Triggered. Triggered. 901 00:35:09,576 --> 00:35:10,176 Someone's triggered. 902 00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:13,179 Great. See that? That right there is the issue. 903 00:35:13,346 --> 00:35:16,182 This culture of toxic masculinity 904 00:35:16,316 --> 00:35:17,784 left completely unchecked leaves them 905 00:35:17,851 --> 00:35:19,753 thinking that they can just send us emails. 906 00:35:19,853 --> 00:35:21,154 Aw, we can't send emails now? 907 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,623 All right, shut up, you ding-dongs. 908 00:35:23,757 --> 00:35:24,824 Listen. 909 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:27,360 I'm sorry about everything. 910 00:35:27,527 --> 00:35:31,464 The faculty is doing everything to maintain 911 00:35:31,598 --> 00:35:34,868 the investigation into everything that's pertinent 912 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,136 - to this. - [door closes] 913 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,270 Brilliant. 914 00:35:37,337 --> 00:35:38,538 RHEA: Now... 915 00:35:39,873 --> 00:35:41,975 Now, tell me you didn't hack the school email 916 00:35:42,142 --> 00:35:43,777 - and message every Emily. - No, I didn't hack it. 917 00:35:43,943 --> 00:35:45,345 - It comes up automatically. - [sighs] 918 00:35:45,545 --> 00:35:46,880 Anyway, how does everybody know about this? What is... 919 00:35:47,130 --> 00:35:48,682 Because of this. 920 00:35:49,716 --> 00:35:51,170 OWEN: "Every Emily. Jilt--" 921 00:35:51,184 --> 00:35:52,686 - J-- I'm not jilted. - Are you brain-dead? 922 00:35:52,819 --> 00:35:54,200 Yeah, but I'm not jilted, though. 923 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:55,488 And anyway, it worked. She replied. 924 00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:57,123 Well, at least she said it were her. 925 00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:58,892 Had 20 others say it was her as well, so I guess 926 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:00,326 I'm just gonna have to find out which one's actually her. 927 00:36:00,493 --> 00:36:02,195 Cool. How are you gonna do that? 928 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:03,830 I'm gonna send an email asking a question only she'll know. 929 00:36:03,963 --> 00:36:06,633 No, no! Absolutely not. No more emails, Owen. 930 00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:08,802 - I think it's actually illegal. - I don't think it is illegal. 931 00:36:08,902 --> 00:36:10,837 And anyway, nobody actually knows it's me. 932 00:36:10,970 --> 00:36:12,205 RECEPTIONIST: You. 933 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:13,907 - Yeah? - You were looking for Emily. 934 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,876 Yeah, no, yeah, uh, this Emily. Found her ages ago. 935 00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:18,745 - Thanks. - Yeah. Yeah, you know, 936 00:36:18,878 --> 00:36:21,548 - w-we're very happy together. - Mm. 937 00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:25,352 Yeah, no, uh, this, uh... 938 00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:27,420 - this shirt is a, it's a joke. - A joke. 939 00:36:27,587 --> 00:36:29,723 I wear it so that all the-the boys 940 00:36:29,856 --> 00:36:31,825 know that they don't stand a chance. 941 00:36:31,925 --> 00:36:33,393 Like, don't even talk to me. [chuckles] 942 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,610 Can I just add quickly that I don't 943 00:36:35,228 --> 00:36:36,863 make her wear that, though. 944 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:37,831 - That's, like, her choice. - No. Yeah, it's my choice. 945 00:36:37,897 --> 00:36:39,265 Okay. 946 00:36:40,767 --> 00:36:42,402 DR. JONES: Hmm. 947 00:36:42,569 --> 00:36:44,371 You clearly have an eye for a case. 948 00:36:44,537 --> 00:36:46,720 You couldn't have manufactured it better. 949 00:36:46,206 --> 00:36:47,741 I didn't manufacture it. 950 00:36:47,874 --> 00:36:49,576 Uh... 951 00:36:51,611 --> 00:36:54,781 [laughing]: Oh, I... I see what you mean. Yeah. 952 00:36:54,948 --> 00:36:57,584 DR. ABAJE: And what benefit do you see from 953 00:36:57,717 --> 00:36:59,119 furthering your research 954 00:36:59,252 --> 00:37:00,854 should you be granted the position here? 955 00:37:00,954 --> 00:37:04,624 I'd like to explore the idea that romantic attachment 956 00:37:04,758 --> 00:37:07,727 may have been beneficial at some point in human history 957 00:37:07,894 --> 00:37:10,797 but is perhaps unnecessary today. 958 00:37:10,930 --> 00:37:13,466 When we're infants, our survival depends 959 00:37:13,633 --> 00:37:16,403 on a caregiver looking after us, feeding us, 960 00:37:16,569 --> 00:37:19,806 protecting us from danger, and so naturally we attach to them. 961 00:37:19,906 --> 00:37:22,475 But why do we need attachment in the romantic sense 962 00:37:22,642 --> 00:37:24,811 when we're adults who can take care of ourselves? 963 00:37:24,944 --> 00:37:28,281 I'd argue it's a, it's a by-product of human immaturity. 964 00:37:29,883 --> 00:37:31,885 So, when it comes to romance, 965 00:37:31,985 --> 00:37:33,920 you're saying we all need to grow up? 966 00:37:35,555 --> 00:37:38,792 [laughing]: I'm saying that, um, that... 967 00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:42,796 that I-I don't see a clear evolutionary benefit. 968 00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:44,631 [sighs] If anything, I mean, 969 00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:48,680 a romantic attachment puts us back in danger, 970 00:37:48,168 --> 00:37:51,738 at the mercy of-of predators who can take advantage. 971 00:37:53,973 --> 00:37:57,644 ["Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl" by Chappell Roan playing] 972 00:37:57,777 --> 00:38:02,649 So, I get an anonymous email from this **** creep... 973 00:38:02,816 --> 00:38:05,285 ...who's looking for a girl called Emily. 974 00:38:05,418 --> 00:38:07,253 This is a total invasion of our... 975 00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:09,823 Privacy is what we're talking about here, people. 976 00:38:09,956 --> 00:38:11,624 If you guys don't want him, I'll have him. 977 00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:14,940 Obsessed! 978 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,595 Creepy-*** scavenger hunt. 979 00:38:15,695 --> 00:38:16,763 Do I kind of wish I'd thought of it myself? 980 00:38:16,863 --> 00:38:18,298 Absolutely not. 981 00:38:18,431 --> 00:38:19,532 I could be the Emily you're looking for. 982 00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:21,935 Who is the real Emily? 983 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:24,304 Girl, where you at? 984 00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:26,139 This thing is everywhere. 985 00:38:26,272 --> 00:38:28,842 I was asked by four people today if I was the Emily. 986 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:31,111 I feel like I'm in that documentary that we watched 987 00:38:31,177 --> 00:38:32,712 where it started out about, like, 988 00:38:32,846 --> 00:38:34,948 that one little weird thing, and then, and then boom, 989 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,684 townspeople went missing, some guy was a pedophile, 990 00:38:37,817 --> 00:38:39,185 everybody was dead. 991 00:38:39,352 --> 00:38:40,487 - Can I have one of those? - Yeah. 992 00:38:40,653 --> 00:38:42,155 Sorry, you said he was a pedophile? 993 00:38:42,288 --> 00:38:44,124 What? No, just an example. 994 00:38:45,825 --> 00:38:47,961 Do you have any idea what you're doing to this guy? 995 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:51,131 [scoffs] I'm not doing anything. 996 00:38:51,297 --> 00:38:52,832 Really? 997 00:38:52,966 --> 00:38:55,535 You expect me to believe he just found those addresses? 998 00:38:55,702 --> 00:38:57,704 Three days ago, he said he wanted to give up. 999 00:38:57,837 --> 00:38:58,905 - WOMAN: Excuse me. - But that wouldn't help 1000 00:38:59,139 --> 00:39:00,340 your word count, would it? 1001 00:39:00,407 --> 00:39:01,975 What are you, the thesis police? 1002 00:39:02,175 --> 00:39:03,643 I did-- I didn't know that this was gonna happen. 1003 00:39:03,743 --> 00:39:05,178 Yeah, but you're delighted it did. 1004 00:39:05,311 --> 00:39:07,800 My paper is actually gonna help people. 1005 00:39:07,213 --> 00:39:09,249 Especially Owen, and Professor Westlake agrees. 1006 00:39:09,382 --> 00:39:11,584 Oh, that guy is a *****. 1007 00:39:11,751 --> 00:39:14,654 Oh, please, can we just pay for the egg and cress? 1008 00:39:14,754 --> 00:39:16,389 - Yeah. - EMILY: He's a living legend. 1009 00:39:16,523 --> 00:39:18,224 - He's famous in psychology circles. - Uh, sorry. 1010 00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:20,260 He put a first-year in a bin for asking for an autograph. 1011 00:39:20,427 --> 00:39:21,895 I really wouldn't take my cues off him. 1012 00:39:21,995 --> 00:39:23,830 Well, I'm not gonna take them from you. 1013 00:39:23,897 --> 00:39:25,765 [scoffs softly] 1014 00:39:26,766 --> 00:39:28,501 I-I'm sorry. I just... 1015 00:39:28,601 --> 00:39:30,203 You've been trying to get Kyle to notice you 1016 00:39:30,337 --> 00:39:32,906 for-for months now, and-and I'm sorry, 1017 00:39:33,106 --> 00:39:35,675 I love you, Anna, but you could also benefit from my study 1018 00:39:35,775 --> 00:39:37,177 because I feel like you're making yourself look stupid. 1019 00:39:37,277 --> 00:39:38,945 ANNA: Mm, wow, wow. 1020 00:39:39,112 --> 00:39:40,447 How do you even get your head that far up your own ***? 1021 00:39:40,580 --> 00:39:42,115 Kyle is textbook anxious avoidant. 1022 00:39:42,248 --> 00:39:43,717 Kyle is my boyfriend. 1023 00:39:43,850 --> 00:39:45,852 Where do you think I've been going every night? 1024 00:39:46,190 --> 00:39:48,455 Of course. You didn't even notice. 1025 00:39:48,621 --> 00:39:50,230 And you're saying I'm stupid? 1026 00:39:50,190 --> 00:39:52,258 But I'm not the one with "Emily and Tristan" 1027 00:39:52,425 --> 00:39:53,626 tattooed on my finger. 1028 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,128 That was a joke, and it was his idea. 1029 00:39:55,261 --> 00:39:57,230 But he didn't follow through with it, did he? 1030 00:39:57,364 --> 00:40:00,900 And I'm saying this with love, but I can hear you making 1031 00:40:00,967 --> 00:40:03,403 those drunk phone calls to him, and it's embarrassing. 1032 00:40:03,536 --> 00:40:04,804 And remember when you pitched up 1033 00:40:04,904 --> 00:40:06,139 to his family holiday unannounced? 1034 00:40:06,306 --> 00:40:07,774 Babe, you need to read the room. 1035 00:40:07,907 --> 00:40:09,576 - I mean, read the room. - Okay, he asked me to go. 1036 00:40:09,709 --> 00:40:13,646 Okay, Emily, please, can you just go... away? 1037 00:40:15,382 --> 00:40:16,783 Please do. 1038 00:40:18,551 --> 00:40:21,888 [computer chiming] 1039 00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:23,556 [line ringing] 1040 00:40:23,656 --> 00:40:25,425 EMILY: Hey, you've reached Emily Raine. 1041 00:40:25,558 --> 00:40:27,560 - Please leave a message. - [line beeps] 1042 00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:29,950 [line ringing] 1043 00:40:29,262 --> 00:40:31,264 Hey, you've reached Emily-- 1044 00:40:31,331 --> 00:40:32,565 - Hey, you've reached Emily Raine. - [line beeps] 1045 00:40:32,665 --> 00:40:34,467 Please leave a message. 1046 00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:36,603 ♪ ♪ 1047 00:40:39,639 --> 00:40:42,342 EMILY THEWLIS: He should not be given a voice. 1048 00:40:42,475 --> 00:40:44,310 [feedback hums] 1049 00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:47,781 If predators can defend, then victims cannot mend. 1050 00:40:47,847 --> 00:40:48,848 - WOMAN: That's right! - [crowd murmuring agreement] 1051 00:40:48,982 --> 00:40:50,750 Put me on the podcast. 1052 00:40:50,817 --> 00:40:52,285 I am Emily! 1053 00:40:52,419 --> 00:40:53,586 - WOMAN: Yes, I am Emily! - [crowd cheering] 1054 00:40:53,687 --> 00:40:55,355 I stand with every Emily! 1055 00:40:55,488 --> 00:40:56,456 [cheering continues] 1056 00:40:56,589 --> 00:40:58,591 We will not be silenced! 1057 00:40:59,626 --> 00:41:01,861 [chanting]: E-M-I-L-Y, 1058 00:41:01,995 --> 00:41:03,997 take the hint, there's no reply! 1059 00:41:04,164 --> 00:41:07,200 E-M-I-L-Y, take the hint, there's no reply! 1060 00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,202 E-M-I-L-Y, 1061 00:41:09,336 --> 00:41:11,204 - take the hint, there's no reply! - One more! 1062 00:41:11,304 --> 00:41:14,441 E-M-I-L-Y, take the hint, there's no reply! 1063 00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:17,430 [crowd cheering] 1064 00:41:17,177 --> 00:41:20,714 And this... this is a message for the dean. 1065 00:41:20,847 --> 00:41:23,216 'Cause I know you're listening. 1066 00:41:23,383 --> 00:41:26,286 If you will not fight for your students' safety... 1067 00:41:26,386 --> 00:41:27,620 CROWD: We will! 1068 00:41:27,721 --> 00:41:29,723 ♪ ♪ 1069 00:41:38,331 --> 00:41:40,200 [entry bell jingles] 1070 00:41:42,902 --> 00:41:44,337 What are you doing? 1071 00:41:44,471 --> 00:41:46,139 Been trying to call you and everything. 1072 00:41:46,339 --> 00:41:47,841 What are you doing? Like, you blocked my number or something? 1073 00:41:47,974 --> 00:41:49,676 - Mm. Mm-mm. - What is it, then? 1074 00:41:49,809 --> 00:41:51,578 My-my phone's been, uh... 1075 00:41:51,745 --> 00:41:53,313 my phone's being weird. I'm sorry. 1076 00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:55,815 Um, Owen, you can't, you can't do this podcast. 1077 00:41:55,982 --> 00:41:58,418 - Why? - Because then everybody will know who you are. 1078 00:41:58,585 --> 00:42:00,854 Ah, this is like-- everyone thinks I'm this weird, strange, 1079 00:42:00,987 --> 00:42:03,990 like, toxic, masculine, incel boozer who's trying to, like, 1080 00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:05,658 grope girls through their email and that. 1081 00:42:05,759 --> 00:42:07,727 It's all just got mad and out of hand, 1082 00:42:07,894 --> 00:42:09,620 and I just want to show Emily, you know, 1083 00:42:09,262 --> 00:42:10,563 that I'm not this weird psychopath. 1084 00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:12,650 Owen... 1085 00:42:13,767 --> 00:42:15,268 ...I'm really sorry. 1086 00:42:15,402 --> 00:42:16,870 What for? 1087 00:42:18,338 --> 00:42:21,174 The reason I offered to help you is... 1088 00:42:21,341 --> 00:42:22,742 - Yeah? - [stammers] 1089 00:42:24,110 --> 00:42:26,246 I want chips, boom, and I want some curry. 1090 00:42:26,379 --> 00:42:28,848 [hushed]: Ain't that your guy? 1091 00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:30,717 TRISTAN: No, wait, wait, wait. 1092 00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:34,354 - [mutters] - Are you being serious right now? 1093 00:42:34,454 --> 00:42:36,856 Em. Em. 1094 00:42:36,956 --> 00:42:38,391 - Hey. [chuckles] - Hi. 1095 00:42:38,525 --> 00:42:39,693 - [grunts playfully] - Oh, my God. 1096 00:42:39,859 --> 00:42:41,628 What are you doing here? 1097 00:42:41,761 --> 00:42:42,962 Uh, I don't know. What time is it? 1098 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:44,464 Breakfast, lunch, dinner? 1099 00:42:44,631 --> 00:42:47,100 Those are the key meals, yes. [chuckles] 1100 00:42:47,267 --> 00:42:48,635 OWEN: And your tea. 1101 00:42:48,768 --> 00:42:49,936 - Don't forget your tea. - [Tristan chuckles] 1102 00:42:50,103 --> 00:42:51,738 - Hi, mate. I'm-I'm Owen. - Hi. Tristan. 1103 00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:52,972 - Ugh. - Yeah. 1104 00:42:53,106 --> 00:42:54,574 - Nice to meet you. - Sorry. 1105 00:42:54,708 --> 00:42:56,409 Sorry, I haven't quite been to bed. 1106 00:42:56,576 --> 00:42:58,440 I'm a bit, ugh, you know. [chuckles] 1107 00:43:00,647 --> 00:43:01,815 Coleslaw and chips. 1108 00:43:01,981 --> 00:43:05,218 - [fingers snap] - Usual gross stuff. 1109 00:43:08,822 --> 00:43:10,490 I actually love coleslaw and chips. 1110 00:43:10,623 --> 00:43:12,225 It's-it's well nice. 1111 00:43:12,392 --> 00:43:13,626 [Owen eating] 1112 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:14,828 TRISTAN: Slimy. 1113 00:43:16,229 --> 00:43:18,798 So, I handed in my thesis yesterday. Boop-boop. 1114 00:43:18,932 --> 00:43:21,935 Two days early. It's a big slay. 1115 00:43:22,102 --> 00:43:24,104 Yeah, well, the 11th hour is not for me, so... 1116 00:43:25,572 --> 00:43:27,340 You need a sticky toffee study buddy? 1117 00:43:29,642 --> 00:43:31,778 Uh, not this time. Thank you. 1118 00:43:31,945 --> 00:43:33,913 Okey dokey. 1119 00:43:34,140 --> 00:43:36,616 Uh, right. I got to get back to Libby. 1120 00:43:36,783 --> 00:43:38,685 She's intolerant to sodium, but she loves chips. 1121 00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:40,653 [whispers]: It's a nightmare. All right. 1122 00:43:40,787 --> 00:43:42,188 In a bit. 1123 00:43:42,355 --> 00:43:43,690 Nice to meet you. See... 1124 00:43:46,326 --> 00:43:47,460 Ciao-ciao. 1125 00:43:49,262 --> 00:43:51,865 Hey. Oh, what'd you order? What did you get? 1126 00:43:58,772 --> 00:44:00,774 ♪ ♪ 1127 00:44:02,275 --> 00:44:03,810 Hey, my mum used to have this great idea 1128 00:44:03,977 --> 00:44:05,445 how she'd get out of a situation. 1129 00:44:05,545 --> 00:44:07,614 She'd just pretend she had a burst appendix. 1130 00:44:07,781 --> 00:44:09,482 - So let's just do that. - [chuckles] 1131 00:44:09,616 --> 00:44:11,284 So I'll just pretend my appendix has burst. 1132 00:44:11,451 --> 00:44:14,200 - No, Owen, it's-it's fine. - What-what do you want to do? 1133 00:44:14,187 --> 00:44:15,789 Start robbing wallets or something? 1134 00:44:15,855 --> 00:44:17,657 Come on, let's just get out of here. 1135 00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:20,600 Grab your bag. Count of three, yeah? 1136 00:44:20,226 --> 00:44:22,620 Ready? 1137 00:44:22,195 --> 00:44:23,697 One. 1138 00:44:23,863 --> 00:44:25,310 Two. 1139 00:44:25,165 --> 00:44:26,633 Three. 1140 00:44:26,733 --> 00:44:28,535 [indistinct chatter] 1141 00:44:28,635 --> 00:44:29,869 [Tristan exclaims, grunts] 1142 00:44:31,805 --> 00:44:33,506 [door closes] 1143 00:44:38,878 --> 00:44:41,470 [Emily grunting] 1144 00:44:41,214 --> 00:44:43,830 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1145 00:44:43,216 --> 00:44:44,718 No, no, no. Hit my hands, hit my hands. 1146 00:44:44,851 --> 00:44:46,860 [groans] The hands! 1147 00:44:46,186 --> 00:44:48,254 Oh, my God, I'm s-- I'm so sorry. 1148 00:44:48,421 --> 00:44:49,923 - I was shouting "hands" at you. - I didn't see. 1149 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,991 - I'm-I'm sorry. - [groans] 1150 00:44:52,580 --> 00:44:53,393 You never done that before 1151 00:44:53,526 --> 00:44:54,861 where you hit someone in the hands? 1152 00:44:54,928 --> 00:44:56,496 I didn't see that that's what you did. 1153 00:44:56,663 --> 00:44:58,264 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 1154 00:44:58,431 --> 00:44:59,899 A good punch, actually. 1155 00:45:00,660 --> 00:45:02,335 - [pants, groans] - [chuckles] 1156 00:45:02,502 --> 00:45:03,870 Right. 1157 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,705 - I got to get going. - Oh, wait. 1158 00:45:05,772 --> 00:45:06,940 You're gonna do the podcast? 1159 00:45:07,107 --> 00:45:08,775 Yeah, obviously. 1160 00:45:08,942 --> 00:45:13,130 Okay, well, just... just watch out for that-that podcast girl, 1161 00:45:13,179 --> 00:45:14,948 'cause I know she-she looks like Broadcast Barbie 1162 00:45:15,810 --> 00:45:17,851 and her hair smells like Christmas, but she is unhinged. 1163 00:45:18,180 --> 00:45:19,753 - Okay. - So just... 1164 00:45:19,886 --> 00:45:21,788 just stay calm, maintain eye contact, 1165 00:45:21,921 --> 00:45:23,556 and... and say her name a lot. 1166 00:45:23,690 --> 00:45:25,225 The brain loves hearing its own name. 1167 00:45:25,291 --> 00:45:26,459 It's, like, the most important sound in the world 1168 00:45:26,626 --> 00:45:27,894 to the brain, especially hers. 1169 00:45:28,610 --> 00:45:30,960 Okay. All right. 1170 00:45:30,196 --> 00:45:32,198 All right, great. Thanks for the advice. 1171 00:45:32,298 --> 00:45:33,533 Right, let's go. 1172 00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:37,303 [sniffles] 1173 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,741 [quiet chatter] 1174 00:45:44,770 --> 00:45:46,112 LAURA: Ah, that's my banana. 1175 00:45:46,246 --> 00:45:47,580 - Sorry. - It's actually my lunch. 1176 00:45:47,647 --> 00:45:48,782 Oh. 1177 00:45:48,948 --> 00:45:50,617 Sorry, I... 1178 00:45:50,784 --> 00:45:52,952 I thought, like, they're for everyone and that. Sorry. 1179 00:45:53,860 --> 00:45:55,321 Put that back together for you like that, look. 1180 00:45:55,488 --> 00:45:56,823 Still edible, that. 1181 00:45:56,956 --> 00:45:58,758 Just don't leave it over two hours. 1182 00:45:58,892 --> 00:46:00,660 - Are we filming this, by the way? - Mm-hmm. 1183 00:46:00,827 --> 00:46:02,495 Yeah, we stream everything on the uni website. 1184 00:46:02,662 --> 00:46:04,664 - Oh. - It's no big deal. 1185 00:46:04,831 --> 00:46:06,166 - It kind of is a big deal, actually. - [knocking] 1186 00:46:06,266 --> 00:46:07,934 Wait, hang on a... wait, hang on a minute, 1187 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:09,502 'cause I didn't know this was being filmed, though. 1188 00:46:09,669 --> 00:46:10,570 - Three, two, one. - No, wait, hang on a minute. 1189 00:46:10,737 --> 00:46:11,504 Don't do the-- stop the count-- 1190 00:46:11,638 --> 00:46:13,106 [news theme playing] 1191 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:24,150 Hi. I'm Laura Lewis, and welcome to this week's show. 1192 00:46:24,284 --> 00:46:26,186 [over speakers]: So, our guest this week is 1193 00:46:26,319 --> 00:46:27,587 the man behind the mail. 1194 00:46:27,687 --> 00:46:29,989 Owen, thank you so much for 1195 00:46:30,123 --> 00:46:32,359 stepping out of the shadows to join us today. 1196 00:46:32,525 --> 00:46:33,860 [over TV]: A guy and a gal walk into a bar. 1197 00:46:33,993 --> 00:46:35,495 No, it is not the setup of a joke... 1198 00:46:35,628 --> 00:46:37,197 PERVY MARTIN: Oh, Christ, what you done now, lad? 1199 00:46:37,330 --> 00:46:38,865 LAURA: ...but the precursor to an event 1200 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,700 that has rocked the entire campus. 1201 00:46:40,867 --> 00:46:43,269 Last week, our guest met and fell for Emily, 1202 00:46:43,336 --> 00:46:44,504 one of the 318... 1203 00:46:44,671 --> 00:46:46,172 How is this news? 1204 00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:48,800 ...that received the now infamous email. 1205 00:46:48,174 --> 00:46:49,342 Who cares? 1206 00:46:49,542 --> 00:46:51,144 LAURA: Now, my question is: 1207 00:46:51,311 --> 00:46:53,680 Was this a harmless romantic gesture 1208 00:46:53,813 --> 00:46:55,181 or just ***ual harassment? 1209 00:46:55,348 --> 00:46:56,282 Ooh, I'm not ***ually harassing her, Laura. 1210 00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:57,650 [feedback squeals] 1211 00:46:57,817 --> 00:46:59,520 Okay, back away from the mic, Owen. 1212 00:46:59,185 --> 00:47:00,620 I'm saying I'm not ***ually harassing her. 1213 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:01,955 Okay, you wouldn't be the first person 1214 00:47:02,550 --> 00:47:03,456 to get turned down or wrong-numbered, 1215 00:47:03,656 --> 00:47:05,625 but you can't accept 1216 00:47:05,725 --> 00:47:07,600 - that that's what's happened, can you? - No, I don't think 1217 00:47:07,193 --> 00:47:08,528 I was wrong-numbered. That's the thing. 1218 00:47:08,695 --> 00:47:09,829 Well, she didn't right-number you, did she? 1219 00:47:09,963 --> 00:47:11,297 Well, no, but she was in a rush. 1220 00:47:11,398 --> 00:47:13,660 She had a birthday she had to go to, 1221 00:47:13,233 --> 00:47:15,135 and her friends were shouting, so she just missed off a digit. 1222 00:47:15,301 --> 00:47:17,370 - Happens all the time. - Okay, are you aware that 1223 00:47:17,170 --> 00:47:18,738 women often employ friends 1224 00:47:18,905 --> 00:47:20,840 to help them in potentially dangerous situations? 1225 00:47:20,974 --> 00:47:22,208 - Yeah, I'm aware. - You know, fake calls, 1226 00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:24,440 pretending they need to be somewhere. 1227 00:47:24,177 --> 00:47:27,470 Your actions have actually started an army. 1228 00:47:27,213 --> 00:47:30,650 - [crowd cheering] - A 318-strong army of women 1229 00:47:30,817 --> 00:47:32,318 standing together, protecting each other 1230 00:47:32,419 --> 00:47:33,820 from men-- predators like you. 1231 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,422 What do you mean, predators like me? 1232 00:47:35,588 --> 00:47:37,424 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not dangerous or anything. 1233 00:47:37,657 --> 00:47:38,858 I just want to say as well, I've seen a pair of **** before. 1234 00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:39,993 WOMAN: Oh, you wish, mate. 1235 00:47:40,930 --> 00:47:40,994 - What? - [crowd murmuring] 1236 00:47:41,610 --> 00:47:42,328 Ah, you little *****. 1237 00:47:42,495 --> 00:47:43,663 OWEN: Actually, she spoke to me first, 1238 00:47:43,763 --> 00:47:45,265 which makes me prey, no? 1239 00:47:45,432 --> 00:47:47,333 - I'm actually prey. - LAURA: Oh, right, so you think 1240 00:47:47,434 --> 00:47:48,501 - that if a woman speaks to you first... - I'm happy to be prey. 1241 00:47:48,668 --> 00:47:50,337 - Can I just clarify? - What? 1242 00:47:50,437 --> 00:47:52,772 - You think that a woman speaking to you first... - Yeah? 1243 00:47:52,906 --> 00:47:54,708 ...means that she wants you romantically? 1244 00:47:54,841 --> 00:47:56,676 - No, that's not what I said. - You did say that. 1245 00:47:56,776 --> 00:47:58,578 - "She spoke to me..." - No. No, I was just saying 1246 00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:00,914 that she spoke to me first and asked me to dance. That's all. 1247 00:48:01,470 --> 00:48:02,882 - I think... - And I know, yeah, that dancing and speaking 1248 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,884 doesn't mean that someone's attracted to you or, like, 1249 00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:07,287 is... has an interest in you, but I've spoken to enough girls 1250 00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:09,122 that haven't been interested in me to know the difference. 1251 00:48:09,255 --> 00:48:10,457 Do you know what I mean, Laura? 1252 00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:13,526 You felt there was a connection? 1253 00:48:13,693 --> 00:48:15,195 OWEN: Yeah, there was a connection. There was-- 1254 00:48:15,295 --> 00:48:16,896 I wouldn't be doing any of this if there wasn't. 1255 00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:18,298 LAURA: And you really feel like you can tell that 1256 00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:20,433 after one just interaction? 1257 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,102 OWEN: Yeah. It was a great interaction. 1258 00:48:22,268 --> 00:48:23,803 LAURA: Do you see that, for some people, 1259 00:48:23,937 --> 00:48:26,373 - this just seems crazy? - I think it's crazier 1260 00:48:26,539 --> 00:48:27,874 if I felt like this 1261 00:48:27,974 --> 00:48:29,142 and did absolutely nothing about it, right? 1262 00:48:29,309 --> 00:48:30,643 Owen, you're not a student here, are you? 1263 00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:31,945 - You're staff. - I'm a sound engineer. 1264 00:48:32,112 --> 00:48:33,913 I don't, like, mark papers and that. 1265 00:48:34,470 --> 00:48:35,382 And, like, a relationship with a student 1266 00:48:35,482 --> 00:48:37,317 is totally aboveboard. Looked into it. 1267 00:48:37,450 --> 00:48:39,786 Okay, great news, if you ever have one. 1268 00:48:39,953 --> 00:48:41,221 Look. 1269 00:48:41,321 --> 00:48:43,156 Here's what I want to know. 1270 00:48:43,289 --> 00:48:44,991 How did you get those addresses? 1271 00:48:46,893 --> 00:48:47,994 Uh... 1272 00:48:48,128 --> 00:48:50,230 [crowd murmuring] 1273 00:48:50,296 --> 00:48:52,265 Owen, you said you wanted to clear your name. 1274 00:48:52,332 --> 00:48:54,467 Now is your chance, live. 1275 00:48:54,634 --> 00:48:56,503 Did anyone help you? 1276 00:48:58,471 --> 00:49:00,240 Um... 1277 00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:02,800 [stammers] 1278 00:49:02,142 --> 00:49:04,144 N-Nah, I just, um... 1279 00:49:04,310 --> 00:49:06,790 I hacked, I hacked into the system. 1280 00:49:06,179 --> 00:49:08,181 [crowd clamoring] 1281 00:49:08,348 --> 00:49:09,582 He hacked the system. Interesting. 1282 00:49:09,749 --> 00:49:10,984 How would you hack a system? 1283 00:49:11,151 --> 00:49:12,786 - [exhales sharply] - LAURA: Right, and while 1284 00:49:12,852 --> 00:49:15,822 you were hacking the system, did you stop and think, 1285 00:49:15,955 --> 00:49:18,258 "Is this what Emily wants?" at any point? 1286 00:49:18,425 --> 00:49:20,593 Uh, I just... [sighs] 1287 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,950 She wanted me to contact her. 1288 00:49:22,262 --> 00:49:24,664 She hasn't replied to you, has she, Owen? 1289 00:49:24,831 --> 00:49:26,320 Why do you think that is? 1290 00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:28,501 Another mistype? Another birthday? 1291 00:49:30,337 --> 00:49:31,938 If Emily was listening right now... 1292 00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:33,273 Yeah. 1293 00:49:33,373 --> 00:49:35,709 - ...what do you want to say? - Um... 1294 00:49:36,710 --> 00:49:37,977 [clucks tongue] 1295 00:49:38,945 --> 00:49:40,313 Well, I wrote her a song. 1296 00:49:40,447 --> 00:49:41,614 - Oh, snap. - No. 1297 00:49:41,815 --> 00:49:43,316 - [crowd murmuring] - Sing it. 1298 00:49:43,450 --> 00:49:44,617 I don't have a... don't-don't have a guitar, so... 1299 00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:47,120 Oh, no, we can sort that. Cheryl? 1300 00:49:47,220 --> 00:49:49,456 - Yeah? - Can we get a guitar, please? 1301 00:49:49,622 --> 00:49:51,570 - Yep. [sighs] - Thank you. 1302 00:49:51,224 --> 00:49:52,625 That's all right. That's all right, Cheryl. 1303 00:49:52,792 --> 00:49:54,600 - [stammers] - No, it's fine. It's her job. 1304 00:49:54,194 --> 00:49:55,562 - Hey, hey. - [crowd murmuring excitedly] 1305 00:49:55,729 --> 00:49:57,464 We're getting the song! We're getting the song! 1306 00:49:57,564 --> 00:49:59,499 - She's actually excited. - She's got a guitar. 1307 00:49:59,632 --> 00:50:01,201 - ANNA: She's-- I really don't like this. - OWEN: Oh, my gosh. 1308 00:50:01,334 --> 00:50:03,136 - Um... - KYLE: Go on, Owen. 1309 00:50:03,303 --> 00:50:05,739 This could be a bit, like, rusty. I-I don't know. 1310 00:50:05,905 --> 00:50:07,474 No, no, the song will be great. 1311 00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:09,309 You sure? 1312 00:50:10,744 --> 00:50:12,645 [sighs] All right. 1313 00:50:14,140 --> 00:50:16,160 [playing gentle music] 1314 00:50:21,821 --> 00:50:23,823 - [crowd murmuring] - MAN: That's, like, cringe. 1315 00:50:26,559 --> 00:50:29,229 ♪ If I run fast enough ♪ 1316 00:50:29,362 --> 00:50:33,166 ♪ Into the future, call your bluff ♪ 1317 00:50:33,266 --> 00:50:35,902 ♪ 'Cause space and time's a circle ♪ 1318 00:50:36,690 --> 00:50:38,938 - ♪ Then I could catch you up ♪ - [groans]: Oh, God. 1319 00:50:39,105 --> 00:50:40,940 WOMAN: Ah, yeah. 1320 00:50:41,107 --> 00:50:43,743 ♪ Tap your shoulder off the cuff ♪ 1321 00:50:43,877 --> 00:50:48,214 ♪ I've been a thousand different people ♪ 1322 00:50:48,348 --> 00:50:49,683 ♪ And I've been talking ♪ 1323 00:50:49,849 --> 00:50:51,284 Oh, my gosh, he's amazing. 1324 00:50:51,384 --> 00:50:53,520 ♪ My future was so long ago ♪ 1325 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:58,291 ♪ You find me asking for the opening line ♪ 1326 00:50:58,425 --> 00:51:01,695 ♪ I should've known, and I never told you ♪ 1327 00:51:01,861 --> 00:51:04,964 ♪ About the mold that climbs my walls ♪ 1328 00:51:05,650 --> 00:51:07,867 ♪ And how I think I saw your face ♪ 1329 00:51:07,967 --> 00:51:10,937 ♪ In a little cluster down the hall ♪ 1330 00:51:12,539 --> 00:51:16,476 ♪ If only I could call. ♪ 1331 00:51:20,714 --> 00:51:22,716 That's all I have right now. 1332 00:51:22,882 --> 00:51:24,551 [cheering and applause] 1333 00:51:24,617 --> 00:51:26,219 What a guy! 1334 00:51:26,319 --> 00:51:27,554 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1335 00:51:27,620 --> 00:51:29,389 LAURA: Good luck with that, Owen. 1336 00:51:29,489 --> 00:51:31,391 - Thank you so much for joining us today. - Boo! 1337 00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:32,625 - [woman whoops] - LAURA: That concludes this week's episode. 1338 00:51:32,792 --> 00:51:33,660 - It was definitely... - [sighs] 1339 00:51:33,893 --> 00:51:35,161 Well, that were undignified. 1340 00:51:35,295 --> 00:51:36,296 - Was it? - Martin. 1341 00:51:36,429 --> 00:51:37,397 LAURA: Okay, thank you, Owen. 1342 00:51:37,497 --> 00:51:38,498 The true freedom in this life 1343 00:51:38,665 --> 00:51:39,466 is knowing you're cringe 1344 00:51:39,632 --> 00:51:41,101 and doing it anyway. 1345 00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:43,200 That guy is free. 1346 00:51:43,136 --> 00:51:44,604 LAURA: I've been Laura Lewis. 1347 00:51:44,738 --> 00:51:47,674 He's been controversial. 1348 00:51:47,841 --> 00:51:50,777 And follow us for more. 1349 00:51:50,944 --> 00:51:52,912 I need to talk about this email dude! 1350 00:51:52,979 --> 00:51:54,180 He's won me over. 1351 00:51:54,347 --> 00:51:55,348 I mean, I'd like to be serenaded. 1352 00:51:55,482 --> 00:51:57,250 He literally hacked the system. 1353 00:51:57,417 --> 00:51:59,519 - I'm team Get the Girl. - It's the year of the yearners. 1354 00:51:59,652 --> 00:52:02,455 Can we just stop fetishizing white boys playing guitar? 1355 00:52:02,589 --> 00:52:04,657 Sea levels are rising. 1356 00:52:04,824 --> 00:52:06,260 Long-lost Gallagher brother sets off 1357 00:52:06,159 --> 00:52:07,360 chain reaction of shame and carnage. 1358 00:52:07,494 --> 00:52:09,950 He seemed like a decent guy to me. 1359 00:52:09,195 --> 00:52:11,431 This is a guitar tutorial for Email Guy's song. 1360 00:52:11,498 --> 00:52:13,833 ♪ cc: Emily, baby ♪ 1361 00:52:13,967 --> 00:52:15,969 ♪ Take a chill pill like a Xanax... ♪ 1362 00:52:16,136 --> 00:52:17,937 All I am saying is that he is a very good singer. 1363 00:52:18,104 --> 00:52:20,140 - It was like Ed Sheeran. - I thought it was quite cute. 1364 00:52:20,273 --> 00:52:22,709 But if Ed Sheeran was on Watchdog. 1365 00:52:22,876 --> 00:52:24,944 Let's keep watching this chaos unfold. 1366 00:52:25,450 --> 00:52:28,381 ♪ I'm the bad guy. ♪ 1367 00:52:29,516 --> 00:52:31,384 That's... 1368 00:52:31,518 --> 00:52:32,886 - Hello. - Two. 1369 00:52:32,986 --> 00:52:34,788 MATT: [stammers] Okay. 1370 00:52:34,888 --> 00:52:36,956 - That is, um... - [sets keys on table] 1371 00:52:37,570 --> 00:52:38,391 FREYA: Straight, straight, straight, straight. 1372 00:52:38,525 --> 00:52:40,260 - MATT: I am. - What are you pair doing? 1373 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,463 I think we got a buyer. Come on. 1374 00:52:43,563 --> 00:52:45,498 But, uh, I'm triple-checking the width of everything 1375 00:52:45,665 --> 00:52:47,167 because they're saying the plans are wrong. 1376 00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:48,735 You sure that's what we want to do, yeah? 1377 00:52:48,902 --> 00:52:50,704 - Yeah. - Like, that's what we're gonna do, 1378 00:52:50,904 --> 00:52:52,405 just sell to the first person 1379 00:52:52,505 --> 00:52:54,700 like it's the most casual thing in the world, yeah? 1380 00:52:54,174 --> 00:52:55,408 - Yeah. - Really? 1381 00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:56,743 She wanted us to stay in the house. 1382 00:52:56,910 --> 00:52:58,211 No, Mum wanted us to sell up 1383 00:52:58,345 --> 00:52:59,913 so we can use the money for ourselves. 1384 00:53:00,460 --> 00:53:01,581 No, I don't want any money. That's not what I want. 1385 00:53:01,748 --> 00:53:02,816 - What are you, about that? - Oh, yeah. Ah, dead funny. 1386 00:53:02,916 --> 00:53:04,170 - About that? - Trying to have 1387 00:53:04,184 --> 00:53:05,352 a serious conversation with you, 1388 00:53:05,485 --> 00:53:06,252 and you're doing that. Just stop! 1389 00:53:06,386 --> 00:53:08,188 [Matt grunting in pain] 1390 00:53:08,321 --> 00:53:09,489 Owen! 1391 00:53:09,656 --> 00:53:11,858 [grunting continues] 1392 00:53:11,991 --> 00:53:13,493 - [ringtone playing] - Hang on a minute. 1393 00:53:13,660 --> 00:53:15,328 I'm getting a phone call. 1394 00:53:15,495 --> 00:53:17,897 [Matt panting] 1395 00:53:17,997 --> 00:53:19,199 Hello? 1396 00:53:21,340 --> 00:53:22,535 What, are you sure that's a good idea? 1397 00:53:22,702 --> 00:53:24,337 Whatever it is, it's not gonna be a good idea, is it? 1398 00:53:24,504 --> 00:53:25,705 - Oh, yeah. - [pained grunt] 1399 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:28,842 [pained grunt] 1400 00:53:28,942 --> 00:53:31,440 Yeah. All right, okay. 1401 00:53:31,177 --> 00:53:33,130 I'll see you then, then, yeah? 1402 00:53:33,179 --> 00:53:35,115 All right. Bye. Bye. 1403 00:53:35,248 --> 00:53:38,251 Uh, can we talk about this properly? 1404 00:53:38,385 --> 00:53:41,254 No. I got to go and meet every Emily that's enrolled at uni. 1405 00:53:41,388 --> 00:53:42,689 Told you. 1406 00:53:42,856 --> 00:53:44,858 There's a party. She might be there. 1407 00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:46,459 Listen, just stop measuring things, all right? 1408 00:53:46,626 --> 00:53:48,940 Some things can't be measured. 1409 00:53:49,629 --> 00:53:51,310 All houses can be measured. 1410 00:53:51,970 --> 00:53:53,299 I think he meant sentimentally. 1411 00:53:54,868 --> 00:53:55,935 Oh. 1412 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,104 ♪ Start again ♪ 1413 00:53:58,271 --> 00:53:59,873 ♪ Shut the blinds ♪ 1414 00:53:59,939 --> 00:54:03,376 ♪ I swear the rhythm 'bout to save my life ♪ 1415 00:54:03,543 --> 00:54:06,646 ♪ Now it's 11:59 ♪ 1416 00:54:06,780 --> 00:54:08,415 - [lively chatter] - ♪ We're on the edge ♪ 1417 00:54:08,581 --> 00:54:10,450 ♪ Of a Saturday night ♪ 1418 00:54:10,617 --> 00:54:12,152 ♪ Start again... ♪ 1419 00:54:12,285 --> 00:54:14,554 OWEN: Okay, this definitely wasn't a good idea. 1420 00:54:14,621 --> 00:54:16,256 Okay, oh, you're a bit close there. 1421 00:54:16,389 --> 00:54:19,259 Uh, right, just stay calm, stay calm, stay calm. 1422 00:54:19,392 --> 00:54:21,828 ♪ 11:59 ♪ 1423 00:54:21,961 --> 00:54:25,465 ♪ We're on the edge of a Saturday night... ♪ 1424 00:54:25,632 --> 00:54:26,933 EMILY 1: Here we go. 1425 00:54:27,670 --> 00:54:28,301 EMILY 2: Save us a piece of that, babe. 1426 00:54:28,468 --> 00:54:29,903 EMILY 3: Olives? 1427 00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:31,504 Does anyone want olives? 1428 00:54:33,730 --> 00:54:34,507 OWEN: I think that might be her. 1429 00:54:34,641 --> 00:54:36,760 Yeah, behind you. Over there. 1430 00:54:36,176 --> 00:54:37,410 Oh. 1431 00:54:37,577 --> 00:54:38,778 Do you have one with goat's cheese? 1432 00:54:38,945 --> 00:54:41,281 Come on. Put them in here. 1433 00:54:41,414 --> 00:54:42,916 Come with me. 1434 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,651 ♪ No more hiding my face... ♪ 1435 00:54:44,818 --> 00:54:46,653 [Owen panting] 1436 00:54:46,786 --> 00:54:48,521 - [Owen groans, murmurs] - EMILY THEWLIS: Thank you. 1437 00:54:48,655 --> 00:54:49,989 - OWEN: All right, I'm just... - Oh, there's no allergens? 1438 00:54:50,123 --> 00:54:51,324 Uh, I'm lactose intolerant, so... 1439 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:52,992 - OWEN: Sorry. - Okay. 1440 00:54:53,126 --> 00:54:55,950 ♪ I got a hot date with my mistake... ♪ 1441 00:54:55,261 --> 00:54:56,363 EMILY THEWLIS: Oh, wait. 1442 00:54:56,496 --> 00:54:58,980 OWEN: She's there. 1443 00:54:58,264 --> 00:54:59,466 In the red thing with the pigtails. The pigtails! 1444 00:54:59,532 --> 00:55:01,768 Where's the garlic sauce? 1445 00:55:01,935 --> 00:55:03,203 ♪ Winding my waist ♪ 1446 00:55:03,336 --> 00:55:04,938 ♪ Spin back and roll it, roll it ♪ 1447 00:55:05,105 --> 00:55:06,806 ♪ In my bag now, Birkin, hold it... ♪ 1448 00:55:06,973 --> 00:55:08,208 That is not a road-safe helmet. 1449 00:55:08,341 --> 00:55:09,609 OWEN: Yeah, no, I-I got it from... 1450 00:55:09,776 --> 00:55:12,479 - [screams] - [music and chatter stop] 1451 00:55:12,612 --> 00:55:15,150 EMILY THEWLIS: He's here! Somebody call the police! 1452 00:55:15,148 --> 00:55:17,150 EMILY PALMER: Ah, no police at the Palmers' party house! 1453 00:55:17,283 --> 00:55:19,190 - He's gonna kill someone! - Whoa, hey, hey, whoa, whoa! 1454 00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:21,354 - I'm not gonna kill anybody! - [clamoring, panicked shouting] 1455 00:55:21,488 --> 00:55:22,856 My mum's gonna kill me. 1456 00:55:22,989 --> 00:55:24,491 [clamoring continues] 1457 00:55:28,728 --> 00:55:30,697 Run straight, man! 1458 00:55:30,864 --> 00:55:32,399 You're gonna be sorry, Owen! 1459 00:55:32,532 --> 00:55:33,900 Oh, my God, he's so fit, though. 1460 00:55:34,670 --> 00:55:35,100 My type. 1461 00:55:35,135 --> 00:55:36,803 Wait, how is this my fault? 1462 00:55:36,970 --> 00:55:38,405 Because I just gave you the helmet, 1463 00:55:38,505 --> 00:55:40,173 I gave you the pizzas, and all you had to do 1464 00:55:40,306 --> 00:55:41,975 was just go in there and tell me which one she was. 1465 00:55:42,142 --> 00:55:43,476 Yeah, and all you had to do was understand basic hand gestures. 1466 00:55:43,576 --> 00:55:45,512 - It ain't hard. - Right. 1467 00:55:45,645 --> 00:55:48,515 Maybe I would've understood them if they weren't like this. 1468 00:55:48,648 --> 00:55:50,216 - Are you done, or you want to keep going? - No, I'm not. 1469 00:55:50,350 --> 00:55:52,180 - I'm not at the part... - Oh, you want to keep going. 1470 00:55:52,185 --> 00:55:53,153 - Okay, okay. - ...where you ran off screaming! 1471 00:55:53,219 --> 00:55:54,921 Well, what am I supposed to do? 1472 00:55:55,550 --> 00:55:56,756 What am I supposed to do, stand there and fight, yeah? 1473 00:55:56,923 --> 00:55:59,250 Ah, great, that'll look good in tomorrow's papers, wouldn't it? 1474 00:55:59,192 --> 00:56:01,695 "Psycho stalker disguised as disco pizza guy 1475 00:56:01,828 --> 00:56:03,329 smacks up a hundred Emilys." Great. 1476 00:56:03,496 --> 00:56:04,764 Oh, you think you could smack up a hundred Emilys? 1477 00:56:04,898 --> 00:56:05,865 Ah, yeah, I-I knew you were gonna say that. 1478 00:56:05,999 --> 00:56:07,500 And, no, I don't, actually. 1479 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:08,168 I have what's known in boxing as a glass chin. 1480 00:56:08,334 --> 00:56:09,703 You box? 1481 00:56:09,769 --> 00:56:11,400 - Nah, I've just got a chin. - MAN: Guys! 1482 00:56:11,104 --> 00:56:12,372 - Hello? - Fancy two-for-one drinks 1483 00:56:12,539 --> 00:56:14,400 or one-pound shots at Night and Day? 1484 00:56:14,174 --> 00:56:15,675 - Live band till 1:00. - Yeah. 1485 00:56:15,775 --> 00:56:17,110 - [sighs] - Oh, these are actually great. 1486 00:56:17,243 --> 00:56:18,780 They used to be our support band. 1487 00:56:18,211 --> 00:56:19,379 Do you want to go? 1488 00:56:19,546 --> 00:56:22,820 I, uh, I-I have some work to do, 1489 00:56:22,215 --> 00:56:23,750 - but-but you should go. - All right, boring. 1490 00:56:23,883 --> 00:56:25,452 - You go. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'll go. 1491 00:56:25,585 --> 00:56:27,687 Yeah, sound. Night out on my own. Thanks a lot. 1492 00:56:27,854 --> 00:56:29,522 Ruin my life back there and then send me out on my own. 1493 00:56:29,622 --> 00:56:31,570 - Great. - Fine, fine. Okay, I'll come. 1494 00:56:31,224 --> 00:56:32,792 - Let's go, then. - I haven't ruined your life. 1495 00:56:32,959 --> 00:56:34,627 - OWEN: You have ruined it. - EMILY: No, I haven't. 1496 00:56:34,761 --> 00:56:36,290 OWEN: [stammers] Oh, listen. Let's just talk about this 1497 00:56:36,129 --> 00:56:37,630 - over a drink. - EMILY: Okay, fine. 1498 00:56:37,764 --> 00:56:39,299 - Over a one-pound shot. - I'm not having that discussion 1499 00:56:39,466 --> 00:56:40,633 - we just had back there now. - EMILY: Okay, great. 1500 00:56:40,767 --> 00:56:42,202 - OWEN: All right. - EMILY: Fine. 1501 00:56:42,302 --> 00:56:43,737 OWEN: Talk about what's happened there in here. 1502 00:56:43,903 --> 00:56:46,940 ♪ The bay, the bay remains the same ♪ 1503 00:56:47,107 --> 00:56:52,579 ♪ The bay, the bay, and it means nothing ♪ 1504 00:56:52,746 --> 00:56:55,148 ♪ In any other life ♪ 1505 00:56:55,281 --> 00:56:58,118 ♪ I'd choose you every time ♪ 1506 00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,622 ♪ And any other day, I'd stay and I'd wait... ♪ 1507 00:57:02,789 --> 00:57:03,757 [Emily grunts] 1508 00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:06,259 - You good? - So good. 1509 00:57:06,393 --> 00:57:07,660 - So good. - [song ends] 1510 00:57:07,827 --> 00:57:09,329 - [cheering and applause] - They're so good. 1511 00:57:09,462 --> 00:57:10,497 All right, Manchester, we're W.H. Lung. 1512 00:57:10,663 --> 00:57:11,498 How you doing? 1513 00:57:11,664 --> 00:57:13,266 [cheering and applause] 1514 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,735 - Going to the front. Let's go. - Oh, okay. 1515 00:57:15,835 --> 00:57:18,838 [band playing "How to Walk"] 1516 00:57:24,944 --> 00:57:26,946 [vocalizing] 1517 00:57:34,921 --> 00:57:36,923 ♪ Hand me the flower ♪ 1518 00:57:37,900 --> 00:57:39,759 ♪ I'll hand you my sun ♪ 1519 00:57:39,859 --> 00:57:42,950 ♪ And we'll have the ocean ♪ 1520 00:57:42,262 --> 00:57:45,980 ♪ In the joining of our palms ♪ 1521 00:57:45,265 --> 00:57:47,167 ♪ You give me the freedom ♪ 1522 00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:49,436 ♪ To offer up my song ♪ 1523 00:57:49,536 --> 00:57:52,772 ♪ Feel like I had my eyes shut ♪ 1524 00:57:52,939 --> 00:57:55,975 ♪ For so long, for so long ♪ 1525 00:57:56,142 --> 00:57:57,344 Yes, mate. You all right? How you doing? 1526 00:57:57,510 --> 00:57:59,346 - Yeah, yeah, good, yeah. Yeah. - Good. 1527 00:57:59,512 --> 00:58:01,114 - Come up onstage. Yeah, come up onstage with us. - Nah, nah. 1528 00:58:01,214 --> 00:58:04,184 - Come onstage with us. Come on. - [Emily laughing] 1529 00:58:04,317 --> 00:58:06,520 Yes, mate, you all right? You remember this one? Yeah? 1530 00:58:06,186 --> 00:58:08,888 This lad is one of our finest! Give it up! 1531 00:58:09,550 --> 00:58:11,124 [cheering and whooping] 1532 00:58:11,224 --> 00:58:12,659 Take it away, baby. 1533 00:58:12,792 --> 00:58:14,794 [song continues] 1534 00:58:17,297 --> 00:58:19,666 - [playing electric guitar solo] - [crowd cheering] 1535 00:58:19,799 --> 00:58:22,469 [laughing] 1536 00:58:32,645 --> 00:58:34,414 [whooping] 1537 00:58:37,350 --> 00:58:40,353 ♪ I'm learning how to walk with you ♪ 1538 00:58:40,487 --> 00:58:42,756 ♪ Like it's the last thing that I'll ever do ♪ 1539 00:58:42,889 --> 00:58:45,250 ♪ I'm learning how to walk with you ♪ 1540 00:58:45,158 --> 00:58:48,280 ♪ It's the last thing that I'll ever do ♪ 1541 00:58:48,194 --> 00:58:49,829 ♪ I'm learning how to walk with you ♪ 1542 00:58:49,929 --> 00:58:52,650 ♪ Like it's the last thing that I'll ever do ♪ 1543 00:58:52,232 --> 00:58:54,534 - Ow! - MAN: Sorry, love. You all right? 1544 00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:56,236 ♪ I'm learning how to walk with you ♪ 1545 00:58:56,369 --> 00:58:59,539 ♪ It's the last thing that I'll ever, ever do ♪ 1546 00:58:59,673 --> 00:59:01,675 - You okay? - [chuckles] 1547 00:59:01,741 --> 00:59:03,843 - All right, let's go, let's go. - [chuckles]: Okay. 1548 00:59:03,943 --> 00:59:06,120 ♪ ♪ 1549 00:59:09,282 --> 00:59:10,517 [song ends] 1550 00:59:10,617 --> 00:59:12,218 - Ow. - Just be gentle, gentle. 1551 00:59:12,385 --> 00:59:13,953 - Uh-huh. - Gentle with it. Gentle. 1552 00:59:14,870 --> 00:59:16,189 Only press it gentle. 1553 00:59:16,289 --> 00:59:18,224 - Uh, gently. - Yeah, I am. 1554 00:59:19,225 --> 00:59:20,226 Ah. 1555 00:59:20,293 --> 00:59:21,361 [inhales sharply] 1556 00:59:21,461 --> 00:59:23,530 - You okay? - How do I look? 1557 00:59:25,310 --> 00:59:27,670 - [smacks lips] 'Angin. - What's that? 1558 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,902 It's like, your face, it knocks me sick. 1559 00:59:28,968 --> 00:59:30,537 Thanks. 1560 00:59:30,637 --> 00:59:32,380 Cut looks good, though. 1561 00:59:32,205 --> 00:59:33,873 - Proper hard. - [chuckles] 1562 00:59:33,940 --> 00:59:35,408 [groans]: Ow. Ow. 1563 00:59:35,575 --> 00:59:36,910 Please don't make me laugh. 1564 00:59:37,430 --> 00:59:38,712 I didn't know I could. 1565 00:59:38,778 --> 00:59:41,314 ♪ ♪ 1566 00:59:41,448 --> 00:59:43,416 [Emily chuckles softly] 1567 00:59:50,623 --> 00:59:53,590 - Do you want this? - Nah. I'm okay. 1568 00:59:53,226 --> 00:59:54,594 - Looks good. - Just-just press it back on there. 1569 00:59:54,728 --> 00:59:55,895 Got blood on it. 1570 00:59:55,995 --> 00:59:58,665 ♪ ♪ 1571 01:00:00,734 --> 01:00:02,902 [food sizzling] 1572 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:06,740 [laughing]: You can't have more than 100% water. 1573 01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,274 - What do you mean? - You can't. 1574 01:00:08,408 --> 01:00:09,776 What about like 200%, then? 1575 01:00:09,943 --> 01:00:11,578 [laughing]: What are you saying? 1576 01:00:11,745 --> 01:00:13,179 Like, I'm just enjoying the kebab. 1577 01:00:13,346 --> 01:00:14,681 Ow. 1578 01:00:14,814 --> 01:00:16,850 Just wondering if you were for blue or red. 1579 01:00:16,983 --> 01:00:18,651 Quite important to know that. 1580 01:00:19,686 --> 01:00:21,354 Go, blue. 1581 01:00:22,756 --> 01:00:24,657 [laughing] 1582 01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:26,526 In a past life, I was definitely, like, 1583 01:00:26,626 --> 01:00:28,661 a medieval farmhand, and I had like seven 1584 01:00:28,828 --> 01:00:30,330 - little sickly children... - [group chattering loudly] 1585 01:00:30,497 --> 01:00:31,798 - AMY: Ah, chicken! - ...with, like, little booties. 1586 01:00:31,931 --> 01:00:33,700 AMY: Can I get two chicken burgers, mate? 1587 01:00:33,867 --> 01:00:35,502 LOUIS: And if you deliver, can you take her home? 1588 01:00:35,635 --> 01:00:36,936 - MAN: We don't do any burgers. - Take her home, then. 1589 01:00:37,103 --> 01:00:38,805 AMY: Oh, you don't do chicken burgers? 1590 01:00:38,938 --> 01:00:40,940 They want chicken burgers. They can get just an order... 1591 01:00:41,410 --> 01:00:42,509 You can always get, like, 1592 01:00:42,642 --> 01:00:44,110 just normal kebab meat and get it in a pita. 1593 01:00:44,210 --> 01:00:46,279 - What? Who asked you? - I bet he works here. 1594 01:00:46,379 --> 01:00:48,114 No, I don't work here. I was just saying. 1595 01:00:48,281 --> 01:00:49,649 - [overlapping arguing] - I don't want any chicken burger. 1596 01:00:49,816 --> 01:00:51,384 I didn't want any-- Thank you, mate. 1597 01:00:51,551 --> 01:00:52,952 That's very nice of you... 1598 01:00:53,190 --> 01:00:54,287 OWEN: I was just saying, like, I just thought... 1599 01:00:54,454 --> 01:00:55,689 AMY: Are you all right? 1600 01:00:55,855 --> 01:00:57,824 You some kind of hard lad? 1601 01:00:57,891 --> 01:00:59,392 - What do you mean? - Who likes hitting women? 1602 01:00:59,526 --> 01:01:01,270 - What? - Do you? Is that what you want to do? 1603 01:01:01,161 --> 01:01:02,729 - Do you like hitting women?! - [overlapping shouting] 1604 01:01:02,862 --> 01:01:04,300 - No, no, no, no, no! - Do you know what that is?! 1605 01:01:04,164 --> 01:01:05,498 [overlapping shouting continues] 1606 01:01:05,632 --> 01:01:07,133 - It's okay, it's okay. - [stammers] 1607 01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:08,501 No, no, no. It wasn't, it wasn't him, it wasn't him. 1608 01:01:08,635 --> 01:01:10,303 It was s-- it was something else. 1609 01:01:10,403 --> 01:01:11,571 It was an accident at the club, and some guy ran into me. 1610 01:01:11,705 --> 01:01:13,139 - It's-it's fine. Don't worry. - Right. 1611 01:01:13,306 --> 01:01:15,800 - Yeah? - I'm okay, really. 1612 01:01:15,175 --> 01:01:16,509 But thank you. 1613 01:01:16,643 --> 01:01:18,378 This, uh, this lad is actually-- 1614 01:01:18,511 --> 01:01:20,313 he's a really, he's a really good one. 1615 01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:21,414 - Okay? - Right. 1616 01:01:21,581 --> 01:01:23,316 - Right. - And he's-he's got a... 1617 01:01:23,416 --> 01:01:25,180 he's got a glass chin. 1618 01:01:25,151 --> 01:01:26,720 And actually-- come on. 1619 01:01:26,853 --> 01:01:29,723 If you just, like, listen to his heart, 1620 01:01:29,856 --> 01:01:32,192 you can, you can hear... 1621 01:01:32,359 --> 01:01:34,494 - Pure weird this. - It is a bit weird, innit? 1622 01:01:34,661 --> 01:01:35,695 - Yeah. - AMY: Babe. 1623 01:01:35,829 --> 01:01:37,430 LOUIS: What? 1624 01:01:37,564 --> 01:01:40,100 - It sounds like... - His heartbeat. 1625 01:01:40,233 --> 01:01:41,935 Like Cardi B! 1626 01:01:42,102 --> 01:01:44,337 - Carl who? - [gasps] Ah, amazing. 1627 01:01:44,504 --> 01:01:46,373 - LOUIS: Who's Carl B? - How have you done that, mate? 1628 01:01:46,539 --> 01:01:47,607 - Come on. - [chuckles]: Wow. 1629 01:01:47,741 --> 01:01:48,942 Sorry. 1630 01:01:49,109 --> 01:01:51,770 [Amy and Louis chattering indistinctly] 1631 01:01:51,211 --> 01:01:52,445 Wow. 1632 01:01:53,413 --> 01:01:55,582 - [laughing] - Okay. 1633 01:01:56,883 --> 01:01:59,386 EMILY: You have got to get back into music. 1634 01:01:59,452 --> 01:02:00,887 You're so good! 1635 01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:02,722 And I know I said that already. 1636 01:02:02,856 --> 01:02:03,690 - Say it again. Say it again. - Okay, I'll say it again. 1637 01:02:03,857 --> 01:02:05,592 - You're so good. - Ah. 1638 01:02:05,725 --> 01:02:07,761 - I want to watch your band. - Nah. 1639 01:02:07,894 --> 01:02:09,629 - Yes. - Nah, nah, nah. 1640 01:02:09,763 --> 01:02:11,131 - There's no getting that band back together. - Ugh. 1641 01:02:11,297 --> 01:02:13,433 Two lads joined another one, and, you know. 1642 01:02:13,566 --> 01:02:15,350 I did some really bad open mics for a bit, 1643 01:02:15,101 --> 01:02:16,536 but then obviously my mum got ill 1644 01:02:16,636 --> 01:02:18,710 and I had to pay for treatment, and now... 1645 01:02:18,204 --> 01:02:19,739 Yeah. I don't know. 1646 01:02:19,906 --> 01:02:21,641 There's no money, like, in music anyway, is there? 1647 01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:23,810 So... yeah. 1648 01:02:23,943 --> 01:02:25,578 How long ago did your mom... 1649 01:02:25,745 --> 01:02:29,215 Uh... 364 days. 1650 01:02:30,617 --> 01:02:31,818 [inhales sharply] 1651 01:02:31,985 --> 01:02:34,387 - Yeah. - I'm so sorry. 1652 01:02:34,487 --> 01:02:36,389 Thanks. 1653 01:02:36,489 --> 01:02:37,924 You know, afterwards, 1654 01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:39,926 I-I had this obsession with death for a bit. 1655 01:02:40,930 --> 01:02:42,595 But I'm-I'm over that now. I got, I'm just... 1656 01:02:42,729 --> 01:02:45,398 you know, looking at life instead of death. 1657 01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:48,902 That's me. 1658 01:02:50,103 --> 01:02:52,138 Nice. Nice place. 1659 01:02:52,305 --> 01:02:54,107 You really didn't have to walk me home. 1660 01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:56,900 Ah, what happens if I get jumped again? 1661 01:02:56,142 --> 01:02:57,277 You're my protection, ain't you? 1662 01:02:57,444 --> 01:02:58,445 Yes, that-that is true. 1663 01:02:58,578 --> 01:03:00,246 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1664 01:03:00,413 --> 01:03:01,614 - Don't want that happening, do I? - [laughs]: No. 1665 01:03:01,781 --> 01:03:02,782 WOMAN: Oh, my God, that's Email Guy. 1666 01:03:02,849 --> 01:03:05,652 - No way. Is it? - All right. 1667 01:03:05,819 --> 01:03:06,820 - It is? [gasps] - Shh. 1668 01:03:06,953 --> 01:03:08,521 - He'll hear you. - [laughing] 1669 01:03:08,655 --> 01:03:11,324 Well, anyway, I better get going before I hear them. 1670 01:03:11,491 --> 01:03:13,259 - Yeah. - You shouldn't have let me do that podcast. 1671 01:03:13,426 --> 01:03:15,950 [chuckles]: Well, I told you not to. 1672 01:03:15,195 --> 01:03:17,197 Yeah, but you weren't very convincing, were you? 1673 01:03:17,330 --> 01:03:19,666 - Love makes you do mad things. - Nah. 1674 01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:21,134 I wasn't doing it for love. 1675 01:03:21,301 --> 01:03:22,836 I was doing it for me, clear my name and that. 1676 01:03:22,969 --> 01:03:24,337 Well, didn't you say it was love at first sight? 1677 01:03:24,504 --> 01:03:27,400 Uh, I don't think so. 1678 01:03:27,173 --> 01:03:29,676 Anyway, a lot's happened since first sight, hasn't it? 1679 01:03:30,710 --> 01:03:32,278 [chatter approaching] 1680 01:03:32,445 --> 01:03:34,681 - Yeah. - [group laughing] 1681 01:03:34,814 --> 01:03:36,282 All right, uh... 1682 01:03:36,449 --> 01:03:37,784 Night, then, Emily. 1683 01:03:37,884 --> 01:03:39,452 - I'll, uh... - Oh. 1684 01:03:41,154 --> 01:03:42,889 - [chuckles]: Night. - Yeah. See you later. 1685 01:03:43,230 --> 01:03:44,224 - Don't get jumped. - Nah, I'm gonna run. 1686 01:03:44,457 --> 01:03:46,292 - Okay. - See ya. 1687 01:03:46,459 --> 01:03:48,294 ♪ But now you're in my way ♪ 1688 01:03:48,461 --> 01:03:49,696 ♪ Your stare was holding ♪ 1689 01:03:49,829 --> 01:03:51,698 ♪ Ripped jeans, skin was showing ♪ 1690 01:03:51,798 --> 01:03:53,299 ♪ Hot night, wind was blowing ♪ 1691 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:56,200 ♪ Where you think you're going, baby? ♪ 1692 01:03:56,136 --> 01:04:00,206 ♪ Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy ♪ 1693 01:04:00,373 --> 01:04:04,144 ♪ But here's my number, so call me maybe ♪ 1694 01:04:04,244 --> 01:04:08,715 ♪ It's hard to look right at you, baby ♪ 1695 01:04:08,848 --> 01:04:10,383 ♪ But here's my number ♪ 1696 01:04:10,550 --> 01:04:12,152 - ♪ So call me maybe ♪ - [babbling chatter] 1697 01:04:12,218 --> 01:04:14,354 - ♪ Hey, I just met you ♪ - [chatter over phone] 1698 01:04:14,521 --> 01:04:15,588 ♪ And this is craz-- ♪ 1699 01:04:15,722 --> 01:04:17,524 ♪ Hey, I just met you ♪ 1700 01:04:17,657 --> 01:04:19,325 - ♪ And this is crazy... ♪ - [song fades] 1701 01:04:19,492 --> 01:04:20,493 LAURA: We are live. 1702 01:04:20,660 --> 01:04:21,661 We are here on campus. 1703 01:04:21,761 --> 01:04:23,290 Tensions are really rising. 1704 01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:25,165 Emilys are gathering in the masses. 1705 01:04:25,265 --> 01:04:26,733 And we want to know what you think. 1706 01:04:26,866 --> 01:04:29,200 Do you think he's a **** pest or a *** pest? 1707 01:04:29,102 --> 01:04:30,704 Vote in the Instagram poll. 1708 01:04:30,770 --> 01:04:33,239 - The dean is about to speak. - [crowd murmuring] 1709 01:04:33,373 --> 01:04:36,420 The safety of our students is our number one priority. 1710 01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:38,878 We are well aware of the recent security breach 1711 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,714 committed by a junior member of staff 1712 01:04:40,847 --> 01:04:42,916 who was on probationary employment. 1713 01:04:43,490 --> 01:04:45,719 I can report his position within our institution 1714 01:04:45,852 --> 01:04:48,221 has been terminated with immediate effect. 1715 01:04:48,355 --> 01:04:50,290 ♪ ♪ 1716 01:04:51,358 --> 01:04:53,360 [crowd shouting indistinctly] 1717 01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:09,876 Quite the stunt, Raine. 1718 01:05:09,976 --> 01:05:11,945 What do you mean? 1719 01:05:12,780 --> 01:05:13,713 Get this right, and the Donegan position 1720 01:05:13,780 --> 01:05:15,715 is surely gonna be yours. 1721 01:05:16,783 --> 01:05:19,552 15 hours to write this up and deliver. 1722 01:05:19,619 --> 01:05:21,154 You must be thrilled. 1723 01:05:22,655 --> 01:05:24,724 ♪ ♪ 1724 01:05:44,144 --> 01:05:46,146 ♪ ♪ 1725 01:05:50,850 --> 01:05:52,352 [video game music playing] 1726 01:05:52,485 --> 01:05:54,487 [cat meows] 1727 01:05:54,654 --> 01:05:56,156 FREYA: Don't think he's done anything stupid, do you? 1728 01:05:56,289 --> 01:05:57,857 When has he ever done something that isn't stupid? 1729 01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:00,260 Matt. 1730 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:01,928 Let's stop worrying. 1731 01:06:02,950 --> 01:06:03,797 Look, I know my brother, all right? 1732 01:06:03,930 --> 01:06:05,598 Like, he'll be in a field somewhere shouting at the sky, 1733 01:06:05,699 --> 01:06:06,933 being all melodramatic, 1734 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:08,134 and he'll probably write a song about it. 1735 01:06:08,268 --> 01:06:10,503 - [phone ringing] - Owen. 1736 01:06:10,670 --> 01:06:12,380 Owen. 1737 01:06:12,172 --> 01:06:13,773 Thank God. Are you all right? Where are you? 1738 01:06:15,175 --> 01:06:16,609 I'm, uh... 1739 01:06:18,110 --> 01:06:19,813 Uh, I'm in the Peak District. 1740 01:06:19,979 --> 01:06:21,815 What did I tell you? He written a song? 1741 01:06:21,948 --> 01:06:23,817 Are you okay? 1742 01:06:23,950 --> 01:06:25,452 OWEN: Look, uh, listen. 1743 01:06:25,618 --> 01:06:28,154 I'm... I'm not gonna have any money this month. 1744 01:06:28,288 --> 01:06:30,457 - Uh... - That's-that's okay. 1745 01:06:30,623 --> 01:06:32,459 It's not. It's not okay, though, is it? 1746 01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,327 I... 1747 01:06:34,494 --> 01:06:36,162 I just wanted to stay in the house, and I thought maybe I... 1748 01:06:36,296 --> 01:06:37,464 I know, Owen. I know. 1749 01:06:37,630 --> 01:06:39,699 But, um... 1750 01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:41,368 [sighs]: it has to happen. 1751 01:06:41,534 --> 01:06:44,838 And... we really need your help with this. 1752 01:06:46,172 --> 01:06:47,841 You know, we can't stay here forever. 1753 01:06:49,175 --> 01:06:51,378 I was supposed to be sorting my life out... 1754 01:06:51,478 --> 01:06:52,979 you know, for you guys, and, you know, 1755 01:06:53,146 --> 01:06:55,148 I promised her that I'd be all right, and... 1756 01:06:56,583 --> 01:06:58,510 [sniffles] ...instead I'm just some melt 1757 01:06:58,218 --> 01:07:00,854 that can't hold down a job and just... 1758 01:07:00,987 --> 01:07:02,856 can't see when a girl's trying to run away from me. 1759 01:07:03,230 --> 01:07:04,758 Nah, that was, that was a mix-up. 1760 01:07:04,891 --> 01:07:07,600 Was it? Is that what you believe, yeah? 1761 01:07:07,227 --> 01:07:08,561 Well, why didn't she reply, then? 1762 01:07:08,728 --> 01:07:10,196 She got the email. 1763 01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:12,650 I mean, one word would've just ended all of this. 1764 01:07:12,198 --> 01:07:14,340 There are a million reasons why she didn't reply. 1765 01:07:14,167 --> 01:07:16,503 - You don't know her. - I do know her. I do. 1766 01:07:16,669 --> 01:07:18,872 No, you don't. She's a stranger, Owen. 1767 01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:20,400 Anyway, it takes like two minutes 1768 01:07:20,173 --> 01:07:21,374 to reply to an email, don't it? 1769 01:07:21,541 --> 01:07:23,430 You're making this all about you. 1770 01:07:23,176 --> 01:07:25,445 A relationship is two people 1771 01:07:25,578 --> 01:07:27,781 with their own specifically complicated **** going on 1772 01:07:27,914 --> 01:07:30,183 just trying their best. 1773 01:07:30,283 --> 01:07:33,953 It's relentlessly disappointing and... 1774 01:07:34,870 --> 01:07:35,889 - imperfect and... - All right? 1775 01:07:37,891 --> 01:07:39,426 ...and magical. 1776 01:07:39,559 --> 01:07:42,950 But everyone thinks I'm an idiot now. 1777 01:07:42,228 --> 01:07:44,230 - No one thinks that. - They do think that. 1778 01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:46,366 One website called me a ****** virgin. 1779 01:07:46,466 --> 01:07:48,368 Not an idiot, though. 1780 01:07:49,969 --> 01:07:52,739 Look, you're gonna find someone who gets it, gets you. 1781 01:07:52,906 --> 01:07:54,774 Yeah, well, I thought I had. 1782 01:07:54,908 --> 01:07:56,376 There isn't just one. 1783 01:07:57,477 --> 01:07:58,912 Look, stay where you are. 1784 01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:01,281 Matt's gonna come pick you up. 1785 01:08:01,414 --> 01:08:03,483 And drop him a pin. 1786 01:08:03,616 --> 01:08:05,485 All right. Bye. 1787 01:08:06,553 --> 01:08:07,654 Bye. 1788 01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,680 [muffled shout] 1789 01:08:25,138 --> 01:08:28,740 [birds chirping] 1790 01:08:28,141 --> 01:08:30,643 [sheep bleating in distance] 1791 01:08:49,362 --> 01:08:51,531 If she was looking down on us now... 1792 01:08:54,267 --> 01:08:55,535 ...what do you think she'd say? 1793 01:08:55,702 --> 01:08:57,470 Probably, "Give over, you soft *****." 1794 01:08:57,604 --> 01:08:59,506 "Give over, you soft *****." Yeah. 1795 01:08:59,639 --> 01:09:01,608 [chuckling softly] 1796 01:09:01,775 --> 01:09:03,810 [laughing] 1797 01:09:05,979 --> 01:09:07,147 Right, put it on. 1798 01:09:07,213 --> 01:09:08,948 Nah. 1799 01:09:09,949 --> 01:09:11,510 [tape clicking] 1800 01:09:11,184 --> 01:09:12,552 - You're gonna do it anyway. - Yeah. 1801 01:09:12,686 --> 01:09:14,320 Great. 1802 01:09:14,454 --> 01:09:16,389 ["Wordy Rappinghood" by Tom Tom Club playing] 1803 01:09:16,523 --> 01:09:17,957 Come on. 1804 01:09:18,580 --> 01:09:19,292 Ugh. 1805 01:09:22,562 --> 01:09:24,731 [singing along]: ♪ What are words worth? Words ♪ 1806 01:09:24,864 --> 01:09:27,233 ♪ Words in papers, words in books ♪ 1807 01:09:27,367 --> 01:09:28,802 ♪ Words on TV, words for crooks ♪ 1808 01:09:28,902 --> 01:09:30,870 ♪ Words of comfort, words of peace ♪ 1809 01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:32,806 ♪ Words to make the fighting cease ♪ 1810 01:09:32,906 --> 01:09:35,141 ♪ Words to tell you what to do ♪ 1811 01:09:35,241 --> 01:09:36,676 ♪ Words are working hard for you ♪ 1812 01:09:36,843 --> 01:09:38,812 ♪ Eat your words but don't go hungry ♪ 1813 01:09:38,978 --> 01:09:40,680 ♪ Words have always nearly hung me ♪ 1814 01:09:40,847 --> 01:09:42,716 - ♪ A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam ♪ - [laughs] 1815 01:09:42,882 --> 01:09:44,551 ♪ Guli guli guli guli ram sam sam ♪ 1816 01:09:44,684 --> 01:09:46,386 ♪ Hi kye yay, yippie yi kye yay ♪ 1817 01:09:46,519 --> 01:09:48,888 ♪ Awoo awoo ayee kie chi' ♪ 1818 01:09:50,190 --> 01:09:52,250 ♪ What are words worth? ♪ 1819 01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,663 ♪ What are words worth? Words ♪ 1820 01:09:56,763 --> 01:09:57,997 ♪ Words of nuance, words of skill... ♪ 1821 01:09:58,980 --> 01:10:00,660 You don't know this bit, do you? 1822 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,335 - [both laughing] - ♪ Words are stupid, words are fun ♪ 1823 01:10:02,435 --> 01:10:04,270 ♪ Words can put you on the run ♪ 1824 01:10:04,404 --> 01:10:06,600 - [song continues in French] - ♪ French, French, French ♪ 1825 01:10:06,106 --> 01:10:07,574 ♪ French, French, French, Frenchy, Frenchy ♪ 1826 01:10:07,707 --> 01:10:09,900 ♪ Frenchy, Frenchy, French, French, French ♪ 1827 01:10:09,175 --> 01:10:10,510 ♪ A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam ♪ 1828 01:10:10,610 --> 01:10:12,780 ♪ Guli guli guli guli ram sam sam ♪ 1829 01:10:12,212 --> 01:10:14,140 ♪ Hi kye yay, yippie yi kye yay ♪ 1830 01:10:14,114 --> 01:10:16,383 ♪ Awoo awoo ayee kie chi' ♪ 1831 01:10:17,684 --> 01:10:19,520 ♪ What are words worth? ♪ 1832 01:10:39,272 --> 01:10:40,473 [computer whooshes softly] 1833 01:10:48,314 --> 01:10:49,549 [sighs] 1834 01:10:58,124 --> 01:11:01,461 ["Divisive" by We Have Band playing] 1835 01:11:09,235 --> 01:11:10,170 EMILY: You're not unemployed. 1836 01:11:10,303 --> 01:11:11,771 You're fun-employed. 1837 01:11:11,938 --> 01:11:13,973 Let's be positive. We're gonna get you a job. 1838 01:11:14,107 --> 01:11:15,608 Are you that virgin that stalked the girl 1839 01:11:15,775 --> 01:11:17,100 - at the university? - OWEN: I wasn't stalking her. 1840 01:11:17,143 --> 01:11:18,445 I'm not a virgin, either. 1841 01:11:18,578 --> 01:11:20,146 - Slept with people before. - How many? 1842 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:21,848 - Just, uh... - Oh, don't answer that, Owen. 1843 01:11:21,981 --> 01:11:24,284 Is that a standard interview question? 1844 01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:26,920 Nah. Got to have your own moped. 1845 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:30,323 ♪ It was easy to see that it was one of your lies... ♪ 1846 01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:32,692 What about that guy over there? He looks like the manager. 1847 01:11:32,826 --> 01:11:34,761 MANAGER: You want standard interview questions? 1848 01:11:34,928 --> 01:11:36,296 Who was the sound engineer 1849 01:11:36,463 --> 01:11:37,297 on Led Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy? 1850 01:11:37,464 --> 01:11:38,598 Eddie Kramer. 1851 01:11:38,698 --> 01:11:40,100 "The Day the Music Died" refers to 1852 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:41,701 the tragic death of which three artists? 1853 01:11:41,835 --> 01:11:43,503 Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper. 1854 01:11:43,670 --> 01:11:45,138 Sugababes' "Push the Button," what year was it released? 1855 01:11:45,305 --> 01:11:45,939 - 2005. 1856 01:11:46,773 --> 01:11:48,341 ♪ You take me out this way... ♪ 1857 01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:49,843 - You should talk to him. - All right. 1858 01:11:49,976 --> 01:11:52,345 Yeah, no, don't take that. Keep that here. 1859 01:11:52,512 --> 01:11:54,180 Yeah, I'm gonna pick that up. 1860 01:11:54,314 --> 01:11:55,181 - I'm gonna round that down to zero. - OWEN: What? 1861 01:11:55,315 --> 01:11:56,149 And I'm not hiring. 1862 01:11:56,282 --> 01:11:58,180 Come on. 1863 01:11:58,151 --> 01:11:59,953 - Let's get a drink. - Nah. 1864 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,621 - It's on me. - All right. 1865 01:12:01,721 --> 01:12:02,989 COMMENTATOR [over TV]: A clash steeped in tradition... 1866 01:12:03,123 --> 01:12:04,991 OWEN: So, like, this Donegan thing, 1867 01:12:05,125 --> 01:12:06,693 you've made the short list. That's-that's amazing. 1868 01:12:06,860 --> 01:12:08,828 I still have to get a first in my dissertation, 1869 01:12:08,962 --> 01:12:11,631 but, uh, but, yeah, it's cool. 1870 01:12:11,731 --> 01:12:13,733 What's your dissertation about? 1871 01:12:15,902 --> 01:12:17,537 Uh, nothing. 1872 01:12:17,671 --> 01:12:19,172 Nothing. It's, uh, it's-it's boring. 1873 01:12:20,306 --> 01:12:22,375 - Doubt that. - [laughs] 1874 01:12:22,542 --> 01:12:25,245 I am excited, though, not just 'cause it'd get me a work visa, 1875 01:12:25,378 --> 01:12:28,140 but I just... yeah, I really like it, you know? 1876 01:12:28,148 --> 01:12:30,216 Helping people figure themselves out. 1877 01:12:30,316 --> 01:12:31,484 [dart falls on floor] 1878 01:12:31,651 --> 01:12:33,353 [both laugh] 1879 01:12:35,422 --> 01:12:38,324 Your mum must be proud. Are you guys close? 1880 01:12:38,425 --> 01:12:39,993 Yeah. 1881 01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:42,362 Well, we talk a lot, you know. We-- I just-- 1882 01:12:42,495 --> 01:12:44,664 I couldn't tell you what about. [chuckles] 1883 01:12:44,764 --> 01:12:47,867 She's got really into, like, telling me local news 1884 01:12:47,934 --> 01:12:50,770 from countries that neither of us are in. 1885 01:12:50,904 --> 01:12:53,273 I don't know where she gets this stuff, but, like... 1886 01:12:53,406 --> 01:12:56,276 like, "There's been a salad contamination in Hamburg." 1887 01:12:56,409 --> 01:12:57,610 Did you know that? 1888 01:12:57,744 --> 01:12:59,245 - Well, might be useful, though. - Yeah. 1889 01:12:59,379 --> 01:13:01,915 We don't really have deep conversations, I guess, 1890 01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:05,418 and, yeah, I just stopped trying to start them. 1891 01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:09,255 You know, I always felt closest to my mum when we were just 1892 01:13:09,389 --> 01:13:12,525 shouting at the telly, like answers at Wheel of Fortune. 1893 01:13:14,427 --> 01:13:16,290 90 Day Fiancéfor me. 1894 01:13:16,129 --> 01:13:17,897 Nice. 1895 01:13:19,366 --> 01:13:21,768 Excuse me. I was just wondering if you were hiring.. 1896 01:13:21,935 --> 01:13:23,937 ♪ ♪ 1897 01:13:35,415 --> 01:13:36,916 EMILY: Can we get a jalfrezi or something? 1898 01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:38,651 I'm so hungry right now. 1899 01:13:38,785 --> 01:13:40,954 Do you know what? I actually cook half-decent curry. 1900 01:13:41,870 --> 01:13:42,622 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1901 01:13:42,789 --> 01:13:44,457 I live dead close by. Do you want to come over? 1902 01:13:44,624 --> 01:13:46,159 Cook for you. Uh, to pay you back for the pints and that. 1903 01:13:46,292 --> 01:13:47,293 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1904 01:13:47,427 --> 01:13:48,762 Yeah, sounds great, yeah. 1905 01:13:48,895 --> 01:13:50,964 Oh, we can watch that, uh, new documentary, 1906 01:13:51,970 --> 01:13:52,632 - um, about the-the murder - [phone chimes] 1907 01:13:52,766 --> 01:13:54,267 in the underground origami championships, 1908 01:13:54,401 --> 01:13:56,803 In Fold Blood.[chuckles] 1909 01:13:57,971 --> 01:14:00,140 What? What is it? 1910 01:14:00,273 --> 01:14:02,342 - It's her. - Who? 1911 01:14:02,475 --> 01:14:03,977 Amelie. 1912 01:14:04,110 --> 01:14:05,578 Her name's Amelie. 1913 01:14:05,745 --> 01:14:07,113 That's why she didn't reply, 1914 01:14:07,247 --> 01:14:08,448 'cause she didn't get the email, did she? 1915 01:14:08,615 --> 01:14:11,117 - Got her name wrong. - [laughs]: What? 1916 01:14:11,251 --> 01:14:12,485 [Emily stammers] 1917 01:14:12,652 --> 01:14:14,788 - Well, how do you know? - Look. 1918 01:14:14,854 --> 01:14:16,523 [mumbling]: "Hi. I think you've been trying to contact me. 1919 01:14:16,690 --> 01:14:18,825 My name's Amelie. I'm..." 1920 01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:21,270 My God, she wants to meet you tonight. 1921 01:14:21,161 --> 01:14:23,596 - That's... - Now what am I supposed to do? 1922 01:14:24,597 --> 01:14:26,533 [laughs]: Well, you go. I mean... 1923 01:14:26,700 --> 01:14:28,535 Yeah, it's... Amelie. 1924 01:14:28,702 --> 01:14:30,170 I mean, that's-that's... 1925 01:14:30,336 --> 01:14:32,939 that's what all this has been for, right? 1926 01:14:33,390 --> 01:14:34,607 Yeah, I mean, what, like, wh-what is it? 1927 01:14:34,774 --> 01:14:36,676 Is it a date or what? Like, I don't know. 1928 01:14:36,810 --> 01:14:38,812 What am I supposed to say, something like that? 1929 01:14:38,978 --> 01:14:41,514 - Wh-What am I supposed to wear? - Your green checked shirt. 1930 01:14:44,170 --> 01:14:45,285 - I should probably... - Yeah. 1931 01:14:45,385 --> 01:14:46,553 Uh, do you want, you want-- Sorry. 1932 01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:48,321 Uh, do you want to... 1933 01:14:48,455 --> 01:14:50,390 Like, how you gonna get that jalfrezi, though? 1934 01:14:50,523 --> 01:14:52,250 - You, uh, do you want to... - [laughs] 1935 01:14:52,192 --> 01:14:54,194 I'll just, I'll... I'll get takeaway. 1936 01:14:54,327 --> 01:14:56,830 - It's-it's-it's fine. - Are you sure? 1937 01:14:56,963 --> 01:14:58,640 Yeah. 1938 01:14:58,198 --> 01:15:00,300 - Okay. - [inhales sharply] 1939 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,402 - She's gonna love you. - [clicks tongue] 1940 01:15:04,300 --> 01:15:05,705 Yeah. 1941 01:15:05,839 --> 01:15:07,307 - Go. Go on. [chuckles] - [stammers] 1942 01:15:07,407 --> 01:15:08,708 Are you okay getting back and that? 1943 01:15:08,842 --> 01:15:09,909 - Like, you know the way? - Y-Yeah, yeah. 1944 01:15:10,430 --> 01:15:11,745 - You sure? Yeah? - [laughs]: Sure. 1945 01:15:11,911 --> 01:15:13,580 All right. 1946 01:15:13,747 --> 01:15:14,748 - [laughs]: Okay, go. Go get her. - All right. 1947 01:15:14,881 --> 01:15:16,916 Go get her. [inhales sharply] 1948 01:15:17,884 --> 01:15:19,219 [sighs] 1949 01:15:19,319 --> 01:15:21,321 ♪ ♪ 1950 01:15:34,601 --> 01:15:36,200 - ♪ If I reinvent myself ♪ - [lively chatter] 1951 01:15:36,102 --> 01:15:38,371 ♪ Every time I feel the need ♪ 1952 01:15:38,538 --> 01:15:41,541 ♪ Are they bored of it by now? ♪ 1953 01:15:43,843 --> 01:15:47,914 ♪ I wanted them to be ♪ 1954 01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:52,886 ♪ Infatuated by me... ♪ 1955 01:15:53,190 --> 01:15:54,287 - Hi. - Hi. 1956 01:15:54,421 --> 01:15:55,855 Sorry I'm late. 1957 01:15:55,955 --> 01:15:57,757 Took me about two weeks to get here. [chuckles] 1958 01:15:57,891 --> 01:15:59,426 Yeah, two weeks, exactly. 1959 01:15:59,592 --> 01:16:02,280 Better late than pregnant. [laughs] 1960 01:16:02,128 --> 01:16:03,396 What? 1961 01:16:03,530 --> 01:16:04,931 Sorry. 1962 01:16:05,980 --> 01:16:07,867 Um, I make dad jokes when I'm nervous. 1963 01:16:07,967 --> 01:16:09,636 Actually, that's not even a dad joke. 1964 01:16:09,803 --> 01:16:10,970 That's from The Golden Girls, who you probably have 1965 01:16:11,104 --> 01:16:12,472 no idea about, and I can't claim 1966 01:16:12,605 --> 01:16:14,140 I've watched it myself, but I've seen the meme. 1967 01:16:14,274 --> 01:16:16,760 [chuckles]: Okay. 1968 01:16:16,209 --> 01:16:17,577 I'm gonna go out and come back in again. 1969 01:16:17,744 --> 01:16:19,279 No, no, it's fine. 1970 01:16:19,412 --> 01:16:20,947 It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, honestly. 1971 01:16:21,810 --> 01:16:22,215 I-I got you a beer. It might be a little bit, 1972 01:16:22,315 --> 01:16:24,617 little bit warm now, but yeah. 1973 01:16:24,784 --> 01:16:26,419 Oh, I saw you got sacked. 1974 01:16:27,954 --> 01:16:29,489 Yeah. Yeah, but you know what? 1975 01:16:29,622 --> 01:16:31,291 I'm better-better off out of that place anyway. 1976 01:16:31,458 --> 01:16:33,593 Do you know what I mean? Well, not-not financially or... 1977 01:16:33,727 --> 01:16:35,428 [inhales deeply] 1978 01:16:35,562 --> 01:16:36,930 ...or professionally. I'm just... 1979 01:16:37,970 --> 01:16:39,432 But hey, I'm fun-employed, living life. 1980 01:16:39,566 --> 01:16:42,635 Is that, is that how you, like, heard about this or...? 1981 01:16:42,802 --> 01:16:44,137 No, I saw the interview. 1982 01:16:44,270 --> 01:16:46,106 Right. 1983 01:16:46,172 --> 01:16:48,141 All right, okay. 1984 01:16:48,308 --> 01:16:49,809 Why didn't you say anything? 1985 01:16:49,976 --> 01:16:51,111 Don't know. 1986 01:16:51,244 --> 01:16:52,746 Um... 1987 01:16:52,912 --> 01:16:54,614 I was away at the start. 1988 01:16:54,748 --> 01:16:56,282 When I came back, 1989 01:16:56,416 --> 01:16:58,985 it just felt like it had become this huge thing. 1990 01:16:59,119 --> 01:17:00,954 Yeah. 1991 01:17:01,870 --> 01:17:04,457 And everyone was looking for me, and it was all just... 1992 01:17:06,126 --> 01:17:07,494 ...a bit much. 1993 01:17:07,627 --> 01:17:09,863 Nah, yeah. Yeah, I could-could imagine. 1994 01:17:10,300 --> 01:17:12,332 It's all, it's all been a bit... 1995 01:17:12,499 --> 01:17:13,700 it's all been a bit mad. 1996 01:17:13,933 --> 01:17:15,702 [band playing rock music] 1997 01:17:15,935 --> 01:17:17,470 Good evening, MCU. How we doing tonight? 1998 01:17:17,604 --> 01:17:18,505 [cheering and lively chatter] 1999 01:17:18,672 --> 01:17:20,540 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 2000 01:17:20,674 --> 01:17:22,542 ♪ Since you've been gone ♪ 2001 01:17:22,676 --> 01:17:24,978 ♪ Have I been on ♪ 2002 01:17:25,145 --> 01:17:27,180 ♪ Your mind? ♪ 2003 01:17:27,347 --> 01:17:31,840 ♪ 'Cause there's still something only we see ♪ 2004 01:17:31,217 --> 01:17:33,186 - ♪ Don't talk ♪ - [crowd cheering wildly] 2005 01:17:33,319 --> 01:17:35,388 ♪ I'd have to run to kiss your mouth ♪ 2006 01:17:35,522 --> 01:17:39,159 [crowd singing along]: ♪ There's a reason why ♪ 2007 01:17:39,259 --> 01:17:42,495 ♪ I never returned your calls ♪ 2008 01:17:42,595 --> 01:17:44,931 ♪ I wish I could forget it all... ♪ 2009 01:17:45,650 --> 01:17:47,330 [chuckles] Amelie. 2010 01:17:47,167 --> 01:17:49,569 I mean, what... what is she, French? What kind of name is that? 2011 01:17:49,703 --> 01:17:52,505 I mean, it's-it's pretty similar to yours, to be honest. 2012 01:17:52,572 --> 01:17:55,175 And to get in touch after all this time, 2013 01:17:55,342 --> 01:17:58,178 like, I mean, why, you know? 2014 01:17:58,278 --> 01:17:59,746 And the Electric Shuffle, 2015 01:17:59,913 --> 01:18:00,914 I mean, who suggests that as a meeting place? 2016 01:18:01,470 --> 01:18:03,883 It's-it's so... organized fun, 2017 01:18:04,170 --> 01:18:05,585 and-and-and the lighting is terrible, 2018 01:18:05,719 --> 01:18:07,620 and they have those fruity beers, which he'll hate... 2019 01:18:07,754 --> 01:18:09,122 Okay, just stop. Stop. 2020 01:18:09,222 --> 01:18:11,191 Listen. Stop, please. 2021 01:18:12,425 --> 01:18:14,427 I know why you are helping him. 2022 01:18:14,561 --> 01:18:16,960 Yeah? 2023 01:18:19,466 --> 01:18:21,468 You're into that soft lad, aren't you? 2024 01:18:21,601 --> 01:18:23,203 Yeah. 2025 01:18:23,303 --> 01:18:25,405 - No. No. - Yeah, look at you. Yeah. 2026 01:18:25,538 --> 01:18:27,640 No, I'm not, I'm not into anyone, okay? 2027 01:18:27,741 --> 01:18:30,577 I just... I actually have a whole spiel about 2028 01:18:30,710 --> 01:18:33,446 how romantic attachment is an evolutionary hangover. 2029 01:18:33,580 --> 01:18:35,915 I'm not gonna get into it right now, but I'll probably just, 2030 01:18:36,490 --> 01:18:37,951 uh, sleep with this guy, so... 2031 01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:39,119 Sweet. 2032 01:18:39,252 --> 01:18:40,987 I'm Callum. 2033 01:18:41,121 --> 01:18:44,424 - ♪ My eyes align ♪ - [playing romantic rock song] 2034 01:18:44,557 --> 01:18:46,760 ♪ With you ♪ 2035 01:18:46,926 --> 01:18:47,427 ♪ And I'm all truth ♪ 2036 01:18:47,594 --> 01:18:50,230 ♪ A metaphor, our fight ♪ 2037 01:18:50,330 --> 01:18:51,664 ♪ Now I'd be gone for weeks... ♪ 2038 01:18:51,798 --> 01:18:53,266 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 2039 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:55,502 Stay, fragile tower of glass. 2040 01:18:55,668 --> 01:18:57,103 Stay. 2041 01:18:57,270 --> 01:18:59,172 Why do they have this? 2042 01:18:59,305 --> 01:19:01,174 This is playing with fire. 2043 01:19:03,777 --> 01:19:05,412 [Tristan sighs, stammers] 2044 01:19:05,578 --> 01:19:08,748 You decided what you're doing after graduation yet? 2045 01:19:08,815 --> 01:19:11,951 It's all hanging in the balance. 2046 01:19:12,850 --> 01:19:13,620 [British accent]: Terribly exciting. 2047 01:19:16,456 --> 01:19:18,625 Well, you'll be okay. 2048 01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:20,794 I-I never worry about you. 2049 01:19:22,662 --> 01:19:24,698 [normal voice]: There was a time when I wanted so much 2050 01:19:24,864 --> 01:19:27,000 - for you to worry about me. - Sorry? 2051 01:19:27,133 --> 01:19:28,168 What? No, no, no. 2052 01:19:28,301 --> 01:19:29,836 I meant I-I don't worry because, 2053 01:19:29,969 --> 01:19:32,305 you know, you're brilliant, and you're clever, 2054 01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:34,140 and, you know, things always work out for you. 2055 01:19:34,307 --> 01:19:37,100 You're a phoenix rising and... [stammers] 2056 01:19:37,143 --> 01:19:40,180 Are we good? You seem displeased. 2057 01:19:40,313 --> 01:19:41,948 - [chuckles] - At me. 2058 01:19:42,150 --> 01:19:43,717 I am. I am displeased. 2059 01:19:43,850 --> 01:19:47,554 I'm-I'm... I'm displeased at myself. 2060 01:19:48,655 --> 01:19:50,523 ****. I'm-I'm... [smacks lips] 2061 01:19:51,691 --> 01:19:53,660 I think I made things weird, and, you know, 2062 01:19:53,793 --> 01:19:55,328 I was trying to make things okay, 2063 01:19:55,495 --> 01:19:58,640 and then I didn't, and, you know, I don't know. 2064 01:19:58,231 --> 01:19:59,499 I'm... 2065 01:19:59,666 --> 01:20:00,867 I'm sorry. 2066 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,136 And I'm sorry for these words. 2067 01:20:03,303 --> 01:20:05,405 [babbles] Puke. 2068 01:20:06,573 --> 01:20:08,575 Honestly, Tristan, it, uh, it... 2069 01:20:11,110 --> 01:20:12,846 It doesn't matter. 2070 01:20:14,347 --> 01:20:17,150 ♪ You're just a flight away ♪ 2071 01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:20,387 - ♪ You give me that love talk ♪ - [sighs] 2072 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:22,722 ♪ Only made me feel worse ♪ 2073 01:20:22,856 --> 01:20:26,226 ♪ I hate leaving the town that owns me ♪ 2074 01:20:26,393 --> 01:20:31,197 ♪ Tonight your mind will be love talk, love talk. ♪ 2075 01:20:42,575 --> 01:20:44,611 ♪ ♪ 2076 01:20:48,948 --> 01:20:51,785 - [song ends] - [quiet chatter] 2077 01:20:56,356 --> 01:20:57,757 ...neck-deep in the ecosystem 2078 01:20:57,891 --> 01:21:00,293 of ancient Caledonian pine trees. 2079 01:21:00,460 --> 01:21:01,428 I study geography. 2080 01:21:01,561 --> 01:21:02,696 [chuckles] Um... 2081 01:21:02,862 --> 01:21:04,230 Yeah, I love pine trees, me. 2082 01:21:04,364 --> 01:21:05,732 [laughs] 2083 01:21:05,899 --> 01:21:07,300 Did you ever want to go to uni? 2084 01:21:07,434 --> 01:21:08,568 Wasn't ever really a choice. 2085 01:21:08,735 --> 01:21:10,603 It was just, like... 2086 01:21:10,770 --> 01:21:12,605 I had no money, and I-I didn't go to college. 2087 01:21:12,772 --> 01:21:14,207 I'm not really very academic. 2088 01:21:14,374 --> 01:21:15,942 But I've heard there's different types 2089 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:17,577 of, like, intelligence and stuff, so... 2090 01:21:17,644 --> 01:21:18,912 Yeah, there are actually seven, I think. My-my... 2091 01:21:19,450 --> 01:21:21,548 Oh, my God. It's you. 2092 01:21:21,648 --> 01:21:24,500 - What do you mean? - You're the Email Guy, right? 2093 01:21:25,850 --> 01:21:26,286 - [chuckles] - Yeah. 2094 01:21:26,419 --> 01:21:28,822 Wait, are you Emily? Like, the Emily? 2095 01:21:28,988 --> 01:21:31,257 - My name's Amelie. - Amelie. Cool. Funny. 2096 01:21:31,324 --> 01:21:32,826 [laughs] You know what? 2097 01:21:32,992 --> 01:21:34,561 - I need to tell the others. - OWEN: Nah, you don't. 2098 01:21:34,661 --> 01:21:36,896 - You don't need to tell anyone. - Like-- Emilys! Guys! 2099 01:21:37,630 --> 01:21:38,798 - Sorry. I'm really sorry. - There's a bunch of us here. 2100 01:21:38,932 --> 01:21:40,600 And thank you, by the way. We all met at the party. 2101 01:21:40,767 --> 01:21:43,470 [women clamoring] 2102 01:21:43,603 --> 01:21:46,473 ["Fairy Tales" by Stockholm Monsters playing] 2103 01:21:46,606 --> 01:21:49,776 ♪ Easy to tell, is it easy to tell? ♪ 2104 01:21:49,909 --> 01:21:51,411 [song fades] 2105 01:21:51,578 --> 01:21:53,580 - [crowd singing indistinctly] - [train passing] 2106 01:21:55,849 --> 01:21:57,917 [panting] 2107 01:22:03,289 --> 01:22:06,860 So, uh, I think that's a cue to call it a night, yeah? 2108 01:22:07,861 --> 01:22:09,629 Maybe another time. 2109 01:22:13,990 --> 01:22:17,504 Listen, I'm, uh, I'm really sorry about, like, everything. 2110 01:22:17,637 --> 01:22:19,272 It's all just been a bit... 2111 01:22:19,372 --> 01:22:20,974 I never should've... 2112 01:22:21,141 --> 01:22:22,776 It's-it's cool. 2113 01:22:23,777 --> 01:22:25,278 Yeah. Yeah. 2114 01:22:28,381 --> 01:22:30,850 Right, well, maybe get yourself a bodyguard. 2115 01:22:31,851 --> 01:22:33,453 - [chuckles]: Yeah. Yeah. - [chuckles] 2116 01:22:33,620 --> 01:22:35,321 Right. See you around. 2117 01:22:35,455 --> 01:22:38,324 Yeah, that's, uh, way less likely than you think, but... 2118 01:22:39,993 --> 01:22:41,628 Gonna be okay getting home, yeah? 2119 01:22:41,695 --> 01:22:43,730 ♪ ♪ 2120 01:23:04,170 --> 01:23:06,190 ♪ ♪ 2121 01:23:09,656 --> 01:23:12,225 [panting] 2122 01:23:12,359 --> 01:23:13,493 [groans] 2123 01:23:14,694 --> 01:23:16,620 Come on. 2124 01:23:16,229 --> 01:23:18,498 [muttering] 2125 01:23:20,934 --> 01:23:24,104 Emily? Emily? 2126 01:23:24,237 --> 01:23:26,606 MAN [in distance]: Oh, my God, shut up, mate! 2127 01:23:26,740 --> 01:23:28,675 [muttering] 2128 01:23:28,775 --> 01:23:30,744 [exhales heavily] 2129 01:23:30,910 --> 01:23:32,178 Right. 2130 01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:35,415 - ANNA: Stop it. Stop. - KYLE: Oh, ****. 2131 01:23:35,582 --> 01:23:37,350 ANNA: Oi! Oi, oi, oi! What are you doing? 2132 01:23:37,450 --> 01:23:40,620 Uh, just, uh, uh... [stammers] 2133 01:23:40,787 --> 01:23:41,921 I don't know. 2134 01:23:42,550 --> 01:23:45,125 Owen! Oh, my God, bro! 2135 01:23:45,258 --> 01:23:46,626 - I love you. - Thanks. 2136 01:23:46,793 --> 01:23:48,428 Ch-Cheers, man. Cheers. Thanks. 2137 01:23:48,561 --> 01:23:50,300 ANNA: Are you trying to break into the flat? 2138 01:23:50,130 --> 01:23:52,132 Uh... nah. 2139 01:23:52,265 --> 01:23:53,600 Nah, this is, uh... 2140 01:23:53,733 --> 01:23:55,535 I'm-I'm looking, I'm looking for-for Emily. 2141 01:23:55,635 --> 01:23:57,270 She-she-she said she lives in... 2142 01:23:57,404 --> 01:23:58,938 - Our flat. Our flat. - ...in that one maybe. 2143 01:23:59,105 --> 01:24:00,907 - "Our flat"? Wh-- Oh. - Hi. 2144 01:24:01,410 --> 01:24:02,208 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 2145 01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:03,810 By the way, she left just before us, 2146 01:24:03,977 --> 01:24:05,545 so she'll be back probably, like, any minute. 2147 01:24:05,612 --> 01:24:07,414 - But shall we go inside? - Y-Yeah, if that's okay. 2148 01:24:07,547 --> 01:24:08,648 Were you about to climb the drainpipe? 2149 01:24:08,782 --> 01:24:09,816 Ah, yeah, I was thinking about it. 2150 01:24:09,983 --> 01:24:11,584 Incredible scenes. 2151 01:24:14,540 --> 01:24:15,588 [sets down keys] 2152 01:24:15,722 --> 01:24:16,756 OWEN: Do you want me to take my shoes off, or...? 2153 01:24:16,923 --> 01:24:17,991 - No. - Nah, you're good, man. 2154 01:24:18,124 --> 01:24:20,260 - All right. - You're good. 2155 01:24:20,326 --> 01:24:22,228 - Tea? Tea? - Mm-hmm. 2156 01:24:22,295 --> 01:24:24,597 - Nah, I'm good. - God, I need a chamomile. 2157 01:24:24,731 --> 01:24:26,990 - Mwah. - [Anna sighs] 2158 01:24:29,569 --> 01:24:31,404 Could I use your toilet, actually, if that's all right? 2159 01:24:31,504 --> 01:24:33,239 Yeah, sure. It's just to the left. 2160 01:24:33,340 --> 01:24:34,441 Thanks. 2161 01:24:34,574 --> 01:24:35,942 [sighs heavily] 2162 01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:37,677 KYLE: Oh, my God, we're out of chamomile. 2163 01:24:37,811 --> 01:24:40,146 - [utensils clinking] - ANNA: No, it's in the top. 2164 01:24:42,115 --> 01:24:44,150 [water running] 2165 01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:48,455 [sets down photo cube] 2166 01:24:54,794 --> 01:24:57,297 ["Atmosphere" by James Blake playing] 2167 01:24:57,430 --> 01:24:58,998 [softly]: "What is madness?" 2168 01:24:59,132 --> 01:25:01,134 "Romantic attachment self-sabotaging..." 2169 01:25:11,544 --> 01:25:15,150 ♪ Walk ♪ 2170 01:25:15,181 --> 01:25:18,852 ♪ In silence ♪ 2171 01:25:18,985 --> 01:25:23,230 ♪ Don't walk away ♪ 2172 01:25:23,189 --> 01:25:27,227 ♪ In silence ♪ 2173 01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:31,297 ♪ See the danger ♪ 2174 01:25:31,464 --> 01:25:34,567 ♪ Always danger ♪ 2175 01:25:35,902 --> 01:25:39,706 - [reading quietly] - ♪ Endless talking ♪ 2176 01:25:39,873 --> 01:25:43,877 ♪ Life rebuilding ♪ 2177 01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:46,513 ♪ Don't walk away ♪ 2178 01:25:46,646 --> 01:25:48,181 OWEN [recorded]: And obviously she ain't gonna have 2179 01:25:48,248 --> 01:25:50,160 social media. Anyway, she's too cool, so... 2180 01:25:50,150 --> 01:25:51,484 EMILY [recorded]: You can't know everything about someone 2181 01:25:51,584 --> 01:25:53,186 - in 20 minutes. - OWEN [recorded]: Yeah, but 2182 01:25:53,319 --> 01:25:54,654 you know everything you need to know, don't you? 2183 01:25:54,821 --> 01:25:56,256 EMILY [recorded]: No, people only tell you 2184 01:25:56,423 --> 01:25:58,580 what they want you to know. 2185 01:25:58,224 --> 01:25:59,359 OWEN [recorded]: It's not what about you say, though. 2186 01:25:59,492 --> 01:26:01,261 It's... it's-it's about the vibe. 2187 01:26:01,428 --> 01:26:03,363 ♪ Walk... ♪ 2188 01:26:03,496 --> 01:26:06,660 EMILY [recorded]: My professor, he wrote this amazing paper: 2189 01:26:06,232 --> 01:26:08,368 - "Are we in love with the people in our lives..." - Owen. 2190 01:26:08,535 --> 01:26:09,703 "...or just our projections of them?" 2191 01:26:09,836 --> 01:26:10,670 RHEA [recorded]: Love isn't something 2192 01:26:10,770 --> 01:26:11,938 that should be studied. 2193 01:26:12,105 --> 01:26:13,390 EMILY [recorded]: Well, actually, 2194 01:26:13,173 --> 01:26:14,874 a lot of people study love. 2195 01:26:15,410 --> 01:26:16,743 RHEA [recorded]: No, man, you can't look at it too long. 2196 01:26:16,876 --> 01:26:17,844 - Otherwise it'll just disappear. - [recording stops] 2197 01:26:17,944 --> 01:26:19,279 ♪ Your confusion... ♪ 2198 01:26:19,412 --> 01:26:21,681 Owen, I... [sighs] 2199 01:26:21,781 --> 01:26:24,384 I was... [panting] I was gonna tell you. 2200 01:26:24,517 --> 01:26:28,880 I actually, I-I... I went to see you tonight to-to tell you. 2201 01:26:28,221 --> 01:26:29,723 [voice fading]: It just started as this project 2202 01:26:29,856 --> 01:26:30,924 for my degree... 2203 01:26:31,910 --> 01:26:33,426 ♪ Confronts and then dies ♪ 2204 01:26:33,560 --> 01:26:35,428 ♪ Don't walk away ♪ 2205 01:26:35,562 --> 01:26:37,564 [Emily continues speaking indistinctly] 2206 01:26:39,766 --> 01:26:42,202 [faintly]: I wanted to tell you. 2207 01:26:42,302 --> 01:26:43,703 I was going to... 2208 01:26:44,704 --> 01:26:46,272 [door closes] 2209 01:26:49,642 --> 01:26:51,644 [hyperventilating] 2210 01:26:59,986 --> 01:27:02,822 ♪ People like you ♪ 2211 01:27:02,989 --> 01:27:07,427 ♪ Find it easy ♪ 2212 01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:10,230 ♪ Naked to see ♪ 2213 01:27:10,296 --> 01:27:11,931 [faintly]: Um... 2214 01:27:12,980 --> 01:27:14,300 - I'm Emily. Is Owen here? - ♪ Walking on air ♪ 2215 01:27:14,434 --> 01:27:15,568 Uh, no. 2216 01:27:17,470 --> 01:27:19,339 - Thanks. - ♪ Hunting by the rivers ♪ 2217 01:27:19,506 --> 01:27:23,910 ♪ Through the streets, every corner ♪ 2218 01:27:24,100 --> 01:27:27,414 ♪ Abandoned too soon ♪ 2219 01:27:27,580 --> 01:27:29,616 ♪ Set down with due care ♪ 2220 01:27:29,749 --> 01:27:31,484 [faintly]: Could you just tell him that I'm really sor-- 2221 01:27:31,618 --> 01:27:32,752 RHEA: Mate, look, it's done. 2222 01:27:32,852 --> 01:27:34,521 It's actually done. 2223 01:27:34,621 --> 01:27:36,220 You messed it up. 2224 01:27:36,256 --> 01:27:37,257 Okay, enough. 2225 01:27:37,424 --> 01:27:38,692 ♪ In silence ♪ 2226 01:27:38,692 --> 01:27:38,792 ♪ Don't walk away. ♪ 2227 01:27:45,365 --> 01:27:47,367 [song ends] 2228 01:27:59,779 --> 01:28:01,514 [phone beeps] 2229 01:28:01,681 --> 01:28:04,617 ["Off Wiv Ya Headz" by Nia Archives playing over phone] 2230 01:28:05,819 --> 01:28:08,521 ♪ Off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off ♪ 2231 01:28:08,688 --> 01:28:09,723 ♪ Off, off, off... ♪ 2232 01:28:09,823 --> 01:28:11,491 [grunting] Come on. 2233 01:28:11,658 --> 01:28:12,892 Anna! 2234 01:28:13,260 --> 01:28:15,628 ♪ Off, off, off, off, off, off ♪ 2235 01:28:15,729 --> 01:28:16,963 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2236 01:28:18,498 --> 01:28:20,500 ♪ Dance, dance till you're dead ♪ 2237 01:28:21,568 --> 01:28:24,337 ♪ Heads will roll, heads will roll ♪ 2238 01:28:24,471 --> 01:28:26,973 ♪ Heads will roll on the floor ♪ 2239 01:28:27,140 --> 01:28:28,808 ♪ Off, off with your head ♪ 2240 01:28:30,143 --> 01:28:32,512 ♪ Dance, dance till you're dead ♪ 2241 01:28:33,580 --> 01:28:36,160 ♪ Heads will roll, heads will roll ♪ 2242 01:28:36,149 --> 01:28:38,985 ♪ Heads will roll on the floor. ♪ 2243 01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:40,987 ♪ ♪ 2244 01:28:45,825 --> 01:28:47,694 [sobbing] 2245 01:28:47,827 --> 01:28:49,496 [laughing] 2246 01:28:49,662 --> 01:28:50,864 [both laughing] 2247 01:28:51,310 --> 01:28:52,699 [song ends] 2248 01:28:54,701 --> 01:28:56,703 - ANNA: I mean, you got 92. - KYLE: You got a first? 2249 01:28:56,870 --> 01:28:58,400 EMILY: It's just the written mark. 2250 01:28:58,104 --> 01:29:00,600 I still need to do my presentation. 2251 01:29:00,173 --> 01:29:01,775 So? You could literally go there, 2252 01:29:01,941 --> 01:29:03,243 take a [blows raspberry] dump on the desk 2253 01:29:03,376 --> 01:29:05,945 - and still get a first or 92. - Kyle. 2254 01:29:06,112 --> 01:29:08,181 Well, I'm not saying do that. I'm just saying she could. 2255 01:29:08,281 --> 01:29:09,783 [line ringing] 2256 01:29:09,916 --> 01:29:11,518 OWEN [recorded]: Hello. You've reached Owen. 2257 01:29:11,618 --> 01:29:13,420 - Leave a message after the beep. - [line beeps] 2258 01:29:13,586 --> 01:29:14,921 Okay, come on. There's-there's got to be something we can do. 2259 01:29:15,550 --> 01:29:16,423 Here, have a fresh lemon. There you go. 2260 01:29:18,458 --> 01:29:19,893 It's really nice. No? Not the time? 2261 01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:23,290 Okay, Kyle, um, imagine that I'd lied to you 2262 01:29:23,129 --> 01:29:26,466 and played a small but vital role in making the whole world 2263 01:29:26,633 --> 01:29:28,535 think you're a psycho *** pest and got you sacked. 2264 01:29:28,702 --> 01:29:30,203 How would I win back your affection? 2265 01:29:30,303 --> 01:29:32,872 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. 2266 01:29:32,972 --> 01:29:34,708 [clicks tongue] Gosh, it really is a tricky one. 2267 01:29:34,774 --> 01:29:36,376 Okay. Thanks, guys. 2268 01:29:36,543 --> 01:29:38,440 Super helpful. 2269 01:29:38,144 --> 01:29:40,213 [news theme playing over TV] 2270 01:29:41,781 --> 01:29:43,283 LAURA [over TV]: Good morning. 2271 01:29:43,416 --> 01:29:45,318 Yes, that's right. I'm Laura Lewis. 2272 01:29:45,485 --> 01:29:47,120 Today we're talking about the ongoing destruction... 2273 01:29:47,253 --> 01:29:50,123 Actually, there's... there's one more thing I can try. 2274 01:29:50,256 --> 01:29:52,580 LAURA: Dean, we want to hear from you. 2275 01:29:52,225 --> 01:29:53,493 We've signed petitions. 2276 01:29:53,660 --> 01:29:55,228 We've held marches. 2277 01:29:55,295 --> 01:29:57,997 We want to know when it will end. There is... 2278 01:29:58,131 --> 01:30:00,433 Sorry, just a small technical going on here. 2279 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:01,568 She's Emily. 2280 01:30:01,735 --> 01:30:03,636 [gasps] 2281 01:30:03,770 --> 01:30:05,338 [news theme playing] 2282 01:30:05,505 --> 01:30:09,142 Hi. I'm Laura Lewis, and we are back with breaking news. 2283 01:30:09,309 --> 01:30:11,177 There are two sides to every story. 2284 01:30:11,344 --> 01:30:13,513 And last week, you'll remember our guest, 2285 01:30:13,646 --> 01:30:16,950 the infamous Owen, on his quest to find dream girl Emily. 2286 01:30:17,830 --> 01:30:20,320 Today we are joined by none other than Emily. 2287 01:30:20,453 --> 01:30:21,988 How is this still happening? 2288 01:30:22,122 --> 01:30:23,990 LAURA: Emily, good to have you. Welcome to the podcast. 2289 01:30:24,124 --> 01:30:26,259 - This is bad. - This is not good. 2290 01:30:26,359 --> 01:30:28,661 LAURA: Now, I just want to make things clear, just to clarify. 2291 01:30:28,795 --> 01:30:32,298 You are not the Emily, are you? Not dream girl Emily? 2292 01:30:32,432 --> 01:30:33,867 [chuckles] Uh, no. 2293 01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,535 No, fraid not. 2294 01:30:35,702 --> 01:30:37,871 From what you've just told me, you are the Emily 2295 01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:40,140 who he trusted to help him find her 2296 01:30:40,206 --> 01:30:44,100 and in the process was branded a toxic incel? 2297 01:30:44,144 --> 01:30:45,779 [over tablet]: A true crime Ed Sheeran? 2298 01:30:45,879 --> 01:30:47,280 A northern Don Juan? 2299 01:30:47,380 --> 01:30:48,815 The thirstiest man on campus... 2300 01:30:48,948 --> 01:30:50,383 [knocks] 2301 01:30:50,550 --> 01:30:52,520 - EMILY THEWLIS: Dean. - Do you see the sign? 2302 01:30:52,185 --> 01:30:53,887 - I'm on a bike break. - You're gonna want to see this. 2303 01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:55,955 To what extent do you think 2304 01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:58,725 that his behavior actually warranted this response? 2305 01:30:58,858 --> 01:31:00,360 [sighs] Well, not-not at all. 2306 01:31:00,493 --> 01:31:02,629 I-I don't think it's-it's warranted. 2307 01:31:02,696 --> 01:31:03,897 You feel at all responsible? 2308 01:31:04,640 --> 01:31:05,699 [scoffs] Very, yeah. 2309 01:31:05,865 --> 01:31:07,901 I've-I've been really selfish. 2310 01:31:08,340 --> 01:31:09,703 Look, he's blocked my number. 2311 01:31:09,869 --> 01:31:12,505 Oh, well, that sounds like his first rational decision. 2312 01:31:12,672 --> 01:31:13,873 - So, what were you trying to prove by... - Please. 2313 01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:15,208 I'm-I'm just here because I want 2314 01:31:15,342 --> 01:31:17,344 to apologize to him, to everyone. 2315 01:31:17,510 --> 01:31:18,912 I know I've been an *******. 2316 01:31:19,450 --> 01:31:20,246 No swearing, please. We're pre-watershed. 2317 01:31:20,380 --> 01:31:22,382 Cheryl, the disclaimer. 2318 01:31:23,383 --> 01:31:25,385 Owen, if you're listening, 2319 01:31:25,518 --> 01:31:28,588 my final presentation is tomorrow. 2320 01:31:28,722 --> 01:31:30,390 Please come. 2321 01:31:30,523 --> 01:31:33,526 I think it might help clarify a few things. 2322 01:31:33,693 --> 01:31:37,764 And I really am very sorry, but I think I can explain. 2323 01:31:37,897 --> 01:31:39,199 LAURA: She hopes she can explain. 2324 01:31:39,332 --> 01:31:40,700 All will be revealed. 2325 01:31:40,767 --> 01:31:43,169 Tomorrow, 2:00 p.m., the Stoller Hall. 2326 01:31:43,336 --> 01:31:46,773 We'll be live on the ground bringing the best coverage. 2327 01:31:46,940 --> 01:31:48,375 Follow us and follow me for more 2328 01:31:48,508 --> 01:31:50,510 at LauraLewisGlobalMedia.com. 2329 01:31:50,610 --> 01:31:51,611 Cheryl, run the tags. 2330 01:31:51,745 --> 01:31:53,130 I'm running the tags. 2331 01:31:53,179 --> 01:31:54,781 - The tags? - Yeah. 2332 01:31:56,249 --> 01:31:58,284 Down below. Comment, like, subscribe. 2333 01:31:58,385 --> 01:32:00,620 Thanks for watching. Stay tuned for more. 2334 01:32:11,297 --> 01:32:13,800 I think you should go, hear her out. 2335 01:32:15,235 --> 01:32:16,870 I might agree. 2336 01:32:16,936 --> 01:32:18,638 Yeah, well, I've heard enough from her, actually. 2337 01:32:18,772 --> 01:32:20,573 Thanks a lot. 2338 01:32:20,774 --> 01:32:21,908 FREYA: Can't get any worse. 2339 01:32:22,420 --> 01:32:23,743 Oh, yeah, well, somehow it always does. 2340 01:32:23,910 --> 01:32:25,145 Listen, guys, thanks for your interest and that, 2341 01:32:25,278 --> 01:32:26,546 but I'm not gonna go, okay? 2342 01:32:26,646 --> 01:32:28,615 So, did time stand still with this one? 2343 01:32:28,782 --> 01:32:31,551 No, it didn't, actually. It rushed past. 2344 01:32:34,254 --> 01:32:35,622 Well, there you go. 2345 01:32:36,823 --> 01:32:38,291 Don't bother, then. 2346 01:32:53,740 --> 01:32:55,742 [footsteps departing] 2347 01:32:57,477 --> 01:32:58,745 [door closes] 2348 01:33:02,150 --> 01:33:04,484 STUDENT: Therefore, though today's practices of self-care 2349 01:33:04,617 --> 01:33:07,787 are classified as modern and innovative, 2350 01:33:07,921 --> 01:33:09,622 it's actually a direct rephrasing 2351 01:33:09,789 --> 01:33:11,240 of ideas grounded in... 2352 01:33:11,191 --> 01:33:12,759 [whispering]: Is Owen here? 2353 01:33:12,859 --> 01:33:14,527 STUDENT: These theories take a holistic approach, 2354 01:33:14,694 --> 01:33:17,297 embracing the individual experience, 2355 01:33:17,430 --> 01:33:19,990 - [sighs] - ideas of the psyche, 2356 01:33:19,199 --> 01:33:21,801 shadow work and spiritual longing, which we would... 2357 01:33:21,935 --> 01:33:23,303 [whispering]: Nervous? 2358 01:33:23,436 --> 01:33:25,505 [student continues speaking indistinctly] 2359 01:33:25,705 --> 01:33:28,141 I've seen you moping about. 2360 01:33:28,274 --> 01:33:31,878 Whatever you're about to do, don't. 2361 01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:35,648 Don't throw it all away on a dopamine hit. 2362 01:33:35,815 --> 01:33:38,151 The fleeting rush of 2363 01:33:38,284 --> 01:33:40,854 telling someone, "I love you." 2364 01:33:41,210 --> 01:33:43,723 Actions have consequences. 2365 01:33:44,724 --> 01:33:47,270 A butterfly flaps its wings. 2366 01:33:47,160 --> 01:33:48,294 And so on. 2367 01:33:48,461 --> 01:33:50,497 STUDENT: ...and self-actualization. 2368 01:33:50,630 --> 01:33:53,333 Sound familiar? Thank you. 2369 01:33:57,404 --> 01:33:59,139 In your own time. 2370 01:33:59,305 --> 01:34:01,241 [hushed]: We are live. We are here at Stoller Hall. 2371 01:34:01,341 --> 01:34:03,430 Emily Raine is about to speak. 2372 01:34:06,413 --> 01:34:08,882 [crowd murmuring] 2373 01:34:13,820 --> 01:34:15,210 [light clanks on] 2374 01:34:16,890 --> 01:34:17,824 [person coughing] 2375 01:34:17,924 --> 01:34:20,493 [crowd continues murmuring] 2376 01:34:23,697 --> 01:34:25,732 [crowd quiets] 2377 01:34:28,234 --> 01:34:30,837 Toni Morrison declared romantic love to be 2378 01:34:30,937 --> 01:34:33,573 one of the most destructive ideas 2379 01:34:33,673 --> 01:34:35,542 in the history of human thought. 2380 01:34:36,543 --> 01:34:39,379 I have been obsessed with this idea. 2381 01:34:39,512 --> 01:34:43,160 My thesis sought to establish a link between 2382 01:34:43,116 --> 01:34:45,919 romantic attachment and self-sabotaging behavior. 2383 01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:48,288 "Madness," to quote Freud. 2384 01:34:50,123 --> 01:34:52,920 And I succeeded. 2385 01:34:54,728 --> 01:35:00,433 However, m-my findings are not in response to my case study 2386 01:35:00,567 --> 01:35:02,869 but to my true subject: 2387 01:35:02,936 --> 01:35:04,104 myself. 2388 01:35:04,270 --> 01:35:06,106 [crowd murmuring quietly] 2389 01:35:08,975 --> 01:35:10,810 In the latter stages of my research, 2390 01:35:10,944 --> 01:35:13,213 it became apparent that I had... 2391 01:35:13,380 --> 01:35:16,490 fallen for my original case study. 2392 01:35:16,216 --> 01:35:18,218 [sighs] And in doing so, 2393 01:35:18,385 --> 01:35:20,987 made self-sabotage a foregone conclusion. 2394 01:35:22,550 --> 01:35:24,624 One you're witnessing right now. 2395 01:35:27,930 --> 01:35:30,663 Owen didn't hack the system. 2396 01:35:30,897 --> 01:35:32,599 I gave him the emails. 2397 01:35:32,732 --> 01:35:34,601 [crowd murmuring] 2398 01:35:36,169 --> 01:35:37,904 - [hushed]: Emily. Emily, stop. - I... I thought it wasn't cool 2399 01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:41,775 to-to disprove my own hypothesis, and... 2400 01:35:41,941 --> 01:35:44,100 [sighs] I was wrong. 2401 01:35:44,144 --> 01:35:46,446 And I'm-I'm sorry. 2402 01:35:46,579 --> 01:35:49,983 Romantic attachment may be an evolutionary hangover, 2403 01:35:50,150 --> 01:35:53,920 but I-I think it's vital for human connection and growth. 2404 01:35:54,200 --> 01:35:58,525 I know a-a psychologist cannot accurately analyze themselves, 2405 01:35:58,658 --> 01:36:01,161 but it's my opinion that it's impossible 2406 01:36:01,294 --> 01:36:03,763 to externally monitor love. 2407 01:36:03,930 --> 01:36:05,832 From the outside, it all seems... 2408 01:36:05,999 --> 01:36:08,201 incoherent, illogical and impractical, 2409 01:36:08,301 --> 01:36:12,505 and-and only from the inside does it make complete sense. 2410 01:36:12,639 --> 01:36:14,341 ♪ ♪ 2411 01:36:14,474 --> 01:36:17,177 [crowd murmuring] 2412 01:36:33,693 --> 01:36:35,528 I'm so sorry. 2413 01:36:46,339 --> 01:36:48,375 [crowd continues murmuring] 2414 01:36:48,541 --> 01:36:49,743 [door closes] 2415 01:36:53,713 --> 01:36:55,215 - There she goes. - Mm. 2416 01:36:56,883 --> 01:36:58,184 [whispering]: Go and get him, Emily. 2417 01:37:00,186 --> 01:37:02,880 ♪ ♪ 2418 01:37:04,858 --> 01:37:06,993 Owen! [panting] 2419 01:37:07,930 --> 01:37:08,728 Well, what was all that about? 2420 01:37:09,829 --> 01:37:12,265 Uh, I was trying to apologize. 2421 01:37:12,399 --> 01:37:14,167 But that wasn't for me, was it? That was for them. 2422 01:37:14,334 --> 01:37:15,702 [over speakers]: So you can get a first 2423 01:37:15,769 --> 01:37:17,103 or-or a visa or whatever. 2424 01:37:17,270 --> 01:37:19,105 Oh, no, we're gonna hear the whole thing. 2425 01:37:19,272 --> 01:37:21,700 [stammers] 2426 01:37:21,174 --> 01:37:23,410 Are you kidding? I just... I just threw a grenade at my life 2427 01:37:23,543 --> 01:37:25,412 doing a grand gesture, trying to get your attention. 2428 01:37:25,545 --> 01:37:28,248 So you think grand gestures is what I want? 2429 01:37:28,381 --> 01:37:29,582 - I want people to be honest with me. - Wh... 2430 01:37:29,749 --> 01:37:31,170 Emily, that's what I want. 2431 01:37:31,184 --> 01:37:32,520 I want you to be honest with me. 2432 01:37:32,218 --> 01:37:33,186 Just tell me how you feel. 2433 01:37:33,253 --> 01:37:35,188 Well, I literally just said it 2434 01:37:35,255 --> 01:37:37,223 in front of a whole room full of... 2435 01:37:38,258 --> 01:37:40,760 I like you. [stammers] 2436 01:37:40,894 --> 01:37:42,729 [sighs] I like... 2437 01:37:44,364 --> 01:37:46,266 I-I-I like how you always ask questions, 2438 01:37:46,433 --> 01:37:48,201 and I-I like how you tuck your hands 2439 01:37:48,301 --> 01:37:49,736 into your sleeves when you're nervous. 2440 01:37:49,869 --> 01:37:52,706 And I-I like how you talk so passionately 2441 01:37:52,806 --> 01:37:56,760 and so boringly about the, about the Champions League. 2442 01:37:56,209 --> 01:37:58,745 And-and your relentlessly positive outlook on love 2443 01:37:58,912 --> 01:38:01,715 is unwell, but you make it seem healthy. 2444 01:38:01,815 --> 01:38:04,718 And you're... you're kind and you're funny. 2445 01:38:04,818 --> 01:38:06,419 You make me laugh, and... 2446 01:38:08,540 --> 01:38:11,424 ...you made me see the world in colors I never knew existed. 2447 01:38:19,265 --> 01:38:21,501 Think you might have the wrong idea. 2448 01:38:21,634 --> 01:38:23,503 I've only come here 'cause, like, 2449 01:38:23,670 --> 01:38:25,505 I've got a message from your dad. 2450 01:38:25,672 --> 01:38:27,574 So... 2451 01:38:27,674 --> 01:38:30,276 [laughing] 2452 01:38:30,410 --> 01:38:31,344 Right. 2453 01:38:31,511 --> 01:38:33,947 ♪ ♪ 2454 01:38:37,517 --> 01:38:39,119 What happens now? 2455 01:38:45,425 --> 01:38:46,659 [whispering]: Did you get all of that? 2456 01:38:46,826 --> 01:38:48,294 Cute. 2457 01:38:48,461 --> 01:38:51,131 Okay. You're up. 2458 01:38:52,665 --> 01:38:54,868 [laughing] 2459 01:38:55,100 --> 01:38:57,370 ♪ ♪ 2460 01:39:26,900 --> 01:39:28,902 ♪ ♪ 2461 01:39:33,673 --> 01:39:35,375 ♪ I'll bring you flowers in the pouring rain ♪ 2462 01:39:35,542 --> 01:39:39,450 ♪ Living without you is driving me insane ♪ 2463 01:39:39,179 --> 01:39:42,682 ♪ I'll bring you flowers, I'll make your day ♪ 2464 01:39:42,816 --> 01:39:46,986 ♪ The tears you cry, I'll dry them all away, away ♪ 2465 01:39:47,530 --> 01:39:50,657 ♪ Hey, ooh, whoa, baby ♪ 2466 01:39:50,824 --> 01:39:54,260 ♪ Hey, always be, whoa, baby ♪ 2467 01:39:54,427 --> 01:39:57,864 ♪ Hey, did I say, ooh, whoa, baby ♪ 2468 01:39:58,310 --> 01:40:01,167 ♪ Hey, ooh, be ♪ 2469 01:40:01,334 --> 01:40:04,537 ♪ From the day until the day we throw it all away ♪ 2470 01:40:04,671 --> 01:40:07,440 ♪ Let's talk about it, 'cause I can't do without it ♪ 2471 01:40:07,574 --> 01:40:09,109 ♪ Your love ♪ 2472 01:40:09,242 --> 01:40:12,579 ♪ It means so much to me, can't you see? ♪ 2473 01:40:12,746 --> 01:40:15,382 ♪ Right here, I'll always be ♪ 2474 01:40:15,515 --> 01:40:19,119 ♪ Oh, by the way, did I say that I am here to stay? ♪ 2475 01:40:19,252 --> 01:40:23,590 ♪ Right here beside you, I will never deny you my love ♪ 2476 01:40:23,723 --> 01:40:27,260 ♪ You're everything to me, can't you see? ♪ 2477 01:40:27,427 --> 01:40:30,530 ♪ I will give it to you unselfishly ♪ 2478 01:40:30,697 --> 01:40:34,234 ♪ Hey, always be, oh ♪ 2479 01:40:34,367 --> 01:40:37,904 ♪ Hey, did I say, ooh, whoa, baby ♪ 2480 01:40:38,380 --> 01:40:40,940 ♪ Hey, ooh, be ♪ 2481 01:40:41,107 --> 01:40:44,444 ♪ I'll bring you flowers in the pouring rain ♪ 2482 01:40:44,577 --> 01:40:48,214 ♪ Living without you is driving me insane ♪ 2483 01:40:48,314 --> 01:40:51,751 ♪ I'll bring you flowers in the pouring rain ♪ 2484 01:40:51,885 --> 01:40:55,455 ♪ Living without you is driving me insane. ♪ 2485 01:40:55,622 --> 01:40:57,257 [song ends]