1 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,902 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:48,748 GUY: This is Free City. 3 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:54,870 Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people. 4 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:57,323 And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes. 5 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:59,259 (HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES) 6 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:01,528 (GUNS FIRING) 7 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:07,434 They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town. 8 00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:12,380 You are so hot. 9 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:13,206 Oh, I know. 10 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:18,978 GUY: See? That's not even his car. 11 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:21,548 Or his wife. 12 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:23,483 (GUNS CONTINUE FIRING) 13 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:30,957 For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want. 14 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:33,260 They go on all sorts of missions. 15 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,862 They got cool hair, cool clothes. 16 00:01:36,290 --> 00:01:41,134 I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions. 17 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:44,370 Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car. 18 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:45,905 Or that nice lady. 19 00:02:01,540 --> 00:02:04,190 See what I mean? Hero. 20 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:11,765 (TYRES SCREECHING) 21 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,701 (ALARM BEEPING) 22 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:23,677 My name is Guy, and I live in paradise. 23 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:25,845 (EXHALES) 24 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:30,216 Good morning, Goldie. 25 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,554 I've lived here in Free City my whole life. 26 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:37,570 I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish, 27 00:02:37,223 --> 00:02:39,626 and I work at the bank. 28 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,270 What more could a guy want? 29 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:42,595 NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) Sunday should be warm and sunny 30 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,297 with just a scattering of drive-bys. 31 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:46,866 Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach, 32 00:02:47,330 --> 00:02:48,935 which will be mined and sprayed with high-calibre fire 33 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,437 from a renegade gunship stolen by-- 34 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:51,604 GUY: And every morning, 35 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:54,708 I start my day with the most delicious coffee 36 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,810 in the whole, wide, whole world. 37 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:58,445 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 38 00:02:58,611 --> 00:02:59,913 You know it. Mmm. 39 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:02,449 Mmm! 40 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:04,884 That is unexpectedly hot. 41 00:03:05,510 --> 00:03:06,419 Jeez, that's good. 42 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:09,456 It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth. 43 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:13,827 Thank you for making this with such love. 44 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:14,994 You're welcome. 45 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:16,229 GUY: (LOUDLY) Officer Johnny! 46 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:17,430 Have a good one, Guy. 47 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:20,400 GUY: Don't have a good day, have a great day! 48 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,669 (LAUGHS) Hold the fudge. 49 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:26,573 You mean to tell me that nobody snapped up those bad boys? Today is the day. 50 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:29,750 - Like every other day. - I'll be back for those. 51 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,750 Oh! So close. 52 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:40,153 Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time. 53 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,654 I wanna write a song about it. 54 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:43,623 I wanna dance to that song with my body. 55 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:44,791 BUDDY: (LAUGHS) I love my life. 56 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,626 There's something about finding your lane and just staying in it. 57 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:49,362 That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable. 58 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:51,965 - (MAN GRUNTS) - Oh, Joe! 59 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,502 Mondays, am I right, Joe? 60 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,671 - You said it, Guy. - Yeah. 61 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:04,440 In Free City, I have everything I need. 62 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:05,779 Don't have a good day... 63 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,480 ...have a great day. 64 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:09,482 - MAN: Thank you. - (CHUCKLES) 65 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:10,650 Take care. 66 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:13,486 GUY: Except one thing. 67 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:15,955 Seem happy. 68 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:18,224 Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy. You gonna find someone. 69 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:19,893 Oh, it's okay, Bud. 70 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,462 Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know? 71 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:24,130 Maybe it's not meant to be. 72 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:25,699 Everybody down on the ground! 73 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:27,701 - (GUN FIRES) - (WOMAN GASPING) 74 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:31,871 (ROBBER WHOOPS) 75 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,173 (GUY GRUNTS) 76 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:34,574 (SIGHS) I know the woman I'm looking for. 77 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:36,142 Oh, let me guess. 78 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,877 - Woman with an offbeat sense of humour. - Sense of humour. 79 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,379 BUDDY: An obsession with feel-good diva pop. 80 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:40,480 Diva pop. Yes, that's her. 81 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:42,549 She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out. 82 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,718 And you know what? I don't want her to. 83 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:47,320 Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out. 84 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,890 You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist. 85 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,224 - She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel. 86 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:52,859 - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - BUDDY: I'm being real. 87 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:56,290 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 88 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:57,163 (CHUCKLING) 89 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,932 So how about it? Beers on the beach after work? 90 00:04:59,990 --> 00:05:01,340 Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work. 91 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:02,402 (CHUCKLING) That makes me so happy. 92 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:03,503 (CHUCKLING) Me too. 93 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:16,683 What have you got? 94 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,519 MAN: Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right? 95 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,254 You got a video or a screen grab? 96 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,890 Nope. But I know who does. 97 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,458 Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time? 98 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:28,610 Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play. 99 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:30,300 Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter? 100 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:31,798 'Cause maybe we could meet up later. 101 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:35,535 I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks. 102 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:36,970 MAN: Got jokes, huh? 103 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:39,539 Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house. 104 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:43,810 Don't know how you'll get in, but if you do, clip 56 might interest you. 105 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:46,413 Now, I got a question. 106 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:48,114 What's so special about this video clip anyway? 107 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:51,317 What's special is I kill people who ask questions about it. 108 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:53,219 MAN: Mmm, I see. Fun. Yeah, that's fun. 109 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:57,991 Damn, girl, you're so feisty. 110 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,794 But, seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience? 111 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:03,263 - (GROANS) - Those are questions. 112 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:07,634 Did you see the sneakers on that last robber? 113 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:08,835 The 2:30? 114 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,470 No, the 4:00. 115 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:13,740 The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles. 116 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,742 I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face. 117 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,177 - BUDDY: (CHUCKLING) Oh, man. - Wow. 118 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:19,846 BOTH: Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it. 119 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,140 FEMALE ROBBER: Give it to me! 120 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,482 BOTH: Looks like rain. 121 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,684 BOTH: Has anyone seen my cat? 122 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:27,287 (SINGING) 123 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,522 BUDDY: You know something, Guy, people say it all the time, like, 124 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:32,859 "Guy can take a shoe to the face better than anybody I know." (CHUCKLES) 125 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,127 I mean, when you put it on there, 126 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:35,261 you act like it's not a shoe in your face. 127 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:36,363 (SINGING) 128 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:39,990 (FANTASY BY MARIAH CAREY PLAYING) 129 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,340 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 130 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:48,675 Love that song. 131 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:50,176 (SONG STOPS) 132 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:53,513 That's a new one. 133 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,516 (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) 134 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,491 (SIREN BLARING) 135 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:07,660 Hey! 136 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:10,630 That's her. 137 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,198 Her who? 138 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:13,900 That's my dream girl, Buddy. 139 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,735 (CHUCKLING) She exists. 140 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:19,339 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 141 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:21,574 Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses. 142 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:23,243 So? 143 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:24,711 Whatcha mean "so?" 144 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,846 So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us. 145 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:29,150 - You know that! - (WHISPERS) I gotta try. 146 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:31,418 Look, Guy! Guy! 147 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:34,487 Guy! What about beers on the beach? 148 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:37,891 GUY: Excuse me! 149 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:42,829 Hey! 150 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:45,331 Hey! 151 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:58,345 ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS) Coming soon... Free City 2! 152 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:02,480 Bigger! Badder! Radder! 153 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,840 Free City 2: Carnage. 154 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,719 Pre-order today and get the bonus Mayhem Pack. 155 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:07,220 WAITRESS: You done? 156 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,223 Sorry. Are you closing? (CHUCKLES) 157 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,291 Yes. 158 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:13,193 We usually don't put the chairs on the tables, 159 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,195 one-small-coffee-over-four-hours girl. 160 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:19,299 You really like that game, huh? My 12-year-old nephew's addicted. 161 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,134 Seems like everyone's obsessed with it. 162 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:24,204 Oh, Free City? Ah. No. 163 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:26,740 I, uh, have a lawsuit against the publisher 164 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:28,475 and the evidence that I need is in the game. 165 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:30,110 - So then I had my codes-- - Oh, 166 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:32,979 I wish we weren't closing so I could hear more about this. 167 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:37,817 (SIGHS) 168 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,253 (ALARM BEEPING) 169 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:44,657 Good morning, Goldie. 170 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,432 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 171 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,568 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 172 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:02,108 Actually, I think I'd like to try a cappuccino today. 173 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,476 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) 174 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,679 Ooh. "Cappuccino." I enjoy saying that. 175 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,181 It's like a waterfall made of letters. 176 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,449 Excuse me? 177 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,251 I'd like to try a cappuccino. 178 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:12,852 Please. 179 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:14,921 But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 180 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,756 That's what you get. That's what everyone gets. 181 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:17,991 Every day. Always. 182 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,527 - Well, I... - Somebody's about to get shot. 183 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:22,796 Officer Johnny. 184 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:26,199 I just thought I'd try something different today, you know? 185 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:29,200 Whatever. Right? Yeah? 186 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:33,606 Hi. 187 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,440 Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes. 188 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:41,314 Coffee, cream, two sugars, please. 189 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,316 - I'm joking. - (ALL LAUGH) 190 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,218 Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding. 191 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,386 MAN: He was just kidding! 192 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:49,889 Oh, you think I'd deprive myself of your baristic artistry? 193 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:51,157 No way, no how. 194 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,860 Mmm. That's hot. 195 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,497 (EXHALES) It's like Jesus washed my tongue 196 00:09:57,664 --> 00:10:00,367 but, right before he finished, he finally told my dad, 197 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,169 "He's good enough." (CHUCKLES, SIGHS) 198 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:07,700 Thank you so much. Officer Johnny! 199 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:08,740 Have a good one, Guy. 200 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,681 (WHISPERS) Cappuccino. 201 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,584 - Don't have a good day... - (STAMP CLICKS) 202 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,387 ...have a great day, I guess. 203 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,690 Okay. Good day to you. 204 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,727 - Everybody down on the ground! - (WOMAN GASPS) 205 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,363 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 206 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,557 That's the girl. 207 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:58,625 We've been over this. 208 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,560 You tried to talk to her yesterday, it didn't work. 209 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,128 It will never work. 210 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,530 She's wearing sunglasses. 211 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,980 We don't mess with the sunglasses people. 212 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,200 Maybe I'll get some sunglasses of my own. 213 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,368 What? What are you talking about? You can't do that. 214 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:09,969 Oh, my God. What am I doing? 215 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:11,805 Hi. 216 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,139 ROBBER: What'd you say? 217 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:15,709 Hi. 218 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,278 I'm gonna need your sunglasses. 219 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,446 Ooh. Ow. 220 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:20,547 I'm just gonna... 221 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:21,981 I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec. 222 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,383 ROBBER: What the hell do you think you're doing? 223 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,584 Go back to your side, man. 224 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,920 He's just an NPC. Waste that mother-- 225 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:28,555 Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay? 226 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:30,924 - Back off! I said, don't! - Just real quick. Real quick. 227 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,993 - Stop! - (GRUNTING) 228 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,262 You broken or somethin'? 229 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,464 I'm the robber! 230 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,132 You're the guy who lies down and takes it! 231 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,300 Please, just stay down! 232 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,568 (GROANS) 233 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,403 ROBBER: I said, stay down! 234 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,938 Guy, you don't do this, man. 235 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,107 - (PANTING) - This isn't you. 236 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:48,508 You don't do this. 237 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,110 Maybe I do. 238 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,747 - (GRUNTING) - ROBBER: What is wrong with this... 239 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:54,914 stupid mission? 240 00:11:55,810 --> 00:11:56,316 I told you to smoke his ***. 241 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,484 ROBBER: Let go! 242 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,285 I'll give them right back. 243 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,287 - I said... (GROANS) - (GUNSHOT) 244 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,455 (ALL GASP) 245 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,270 MAN: Guy? 246 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,166 He's just resting. 247 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,534 BUDDY: In pieces! 248 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:15,869 That man is dead! 249 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,104 (WHISPERS) He's so sleepy. 250 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,800 I'm just gonna put your gun down, 251 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,440 right here, 252 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,279 for when you wake. 253 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,381 - Okay? - BUDDY: Guy. 254 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,685 Guy! Where you goin'? 255 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:41,895 (GASPING) 256 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,170 Excuse me. 257 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,486 Do you see this? 258 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,823 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday. 259 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,409 (GROANING) 260 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,911 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - Whoo! 261 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:34,214 Oh! 262 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,515 Giddy up! 263 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,884 I feel brand new. 264 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,786 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 265 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,595 (GROANING) 266 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,363 AUTOMATED VOICE: Loser. 267 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,531 (BEEPS) 268 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,600 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 269 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:01,141 GUY: What is happening? 270 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,612 (GASPS) So much money. 271 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,133 KEYS: Hey, Mouser, check this out. 272 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,568 MOUSER: What's up, Keys? 273 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,803 What am I looking at? 274 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,505 Okay, so, this user, he gets his glasses stolen 275 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:33,673 and then killed. 276 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,709 The guy was smoked by a non-playable character. 277 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,477 An NPC? That's impossible. 278 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:39,245 Yeah, exactly. 279 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,514 Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar. 280 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:45,518 Yeah, so you just boot the trash-*** noob and ban him for life, you're done. 281 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,721 I tried that, but I, 282 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,356 I can't trace him. 283 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:52,692 Whoever it is, they're good. (SIGHS) 284 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:55,962 Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy. 285 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,531 I'm pretty good. 286 00:14:58,698 --> 00:14:59,799 I'll see you on the inside. 287 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:00,967 AUTOMATED VOICE: Select your skin. 288 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,300 Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with? 289 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,838 The ushe. Dirty stripper cop, 290 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,373 big guns, bigger moustache. 291 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,800 Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it. 292 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,143 Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with? 293 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,747 Uh, full body moustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid. 294 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,348 I'm terrified. 295 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,983 (CHUCKLING) Let's do this. 296 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,520 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 297 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,145 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 298 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,353 KEYS: Seriously, man. 299 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,890 I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much. 300 00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,526 MOUSER: Excuse me? 301 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,362 Right. 302 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,970 Rabbit. Okay? My fault. 303 00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:08,268 Hey, 40-year-old virgin! Get over here! 304 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,436 KEYS: Let's go! 305 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:10,770 MOUSER: Uh-huh. Captain Khakis. 306 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,739 - Come here. Come on, bud. - KEYS: Go, let's go. 307 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,507 - Closer. - MOUSER: There he is. 308 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,209 Blue shirt guy. 309 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,440 Blue shirt? 310 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,679 Yes. 311 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,748 Hello, Officer. 312 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:23,917 Rabbit. 313 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,510 MOUSER: Nice skin. 314 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,587 Thank you. That's sweet. 315 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:28,955 How'd you get it? 316 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,459 Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky. 317 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,194 I have naturally dewy skin. 318 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,528 Listen up, Neutrogena. 319 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,797 You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear. 320 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:38,965 And another thing. 321 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:40,467 - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - MOUSER: No, sir! 322 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,801 KEYS: It screws up the mission load... MOUSER: Screws it up! 323 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,136 ...and it makes the game look bad. 324 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,571 - MOUSER: Horrible! - Yeah. (SPITS) 325 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,406 I got, like, 5% of that. 326 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,108 Lose the skin! 327 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,476 I... Lose? 328 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,277 How am I supposed to get rid of my skin? 329 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,445 Take it off, man. 330 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,813 Just take it off. What are you doing? 331 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,150 - What? - Seriously. 332 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,583 - The whole thing. The face, the outfit. - How? 333 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:57,851 - Everything. Ditch it. - Take it off. 334 00:16:58,180 --> 00:16:59,285 If you don't, we're gonna kill you. 335 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,920 - Why? - And we're gonna keep killing you. 336 00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:02,122 Still why? 337 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:03,556 Until we do find out who you are, 338 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,291 and then we're gonna ban you for life. 339 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,762 Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply. 340 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,310 I just find the order of those threats very confusing. 341 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,799 - Somebody's about to get shot. - Light him up! 342 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,134 - (GASPS) - (GUN FIRING) 343 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,351 - No. - (MAN GROANS) 344 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,696 KEYS: Come on, Blue Shirt. 345 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,698 (GRUNTS) 346 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,809 (SHOES POWERING UP) 347 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,347 (GASPING) 348 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,248 (GROANS) 349 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,452 Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming? 350 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,720 Scared me a little bit. 351 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,355 We're coming for you, Blue Shirt! 352 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,823 MOUSER: (IN SING-SONGY VOICE) Coming to get ya. 353 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,491 We're coming to get ya. 354 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,826 (GROANING) 355 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,950 Wait! (GRUNTS) Wait! 356 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,663 I can explain everything. 357 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:20,533 I found these glasses and then I can see things now. 358 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,203 Things that-- Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there. 359 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,710 Except they are there. 360 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:28,508 I know that sounds crazy, but it's true! 361 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,579 You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide. 362 00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:35,181 MOUSER: Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit. 363 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,384 - We're apex predators. - (BEEPING) 364 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:41,121 All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats. 365 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,857 GUY: Too high! Too high! 366 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,828 (GRUNTING) 367 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,402 MOUSER: Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this. 368 00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:59,439 I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch. 369 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,707 Okay, bring it. 370 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,609 Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go. 371 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,526 I'm so, so good at this. 372 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,960 (BEEPING) 373 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,602 KEYS: Time's up, bank teller! 374 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,104 (GASPS) 375 00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:34,574 (GUNS FIRING) 376 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,840 (PANTING) 377 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,723 (UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 378 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,659 - (MUSIC STOPS) - GUY: Nope! 379 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,762 (SCREAMS) 380 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:04,938 (GROANING) 381 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,100 (GRUNTING) 382 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,217 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS) 383 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,351 I can't die! 384 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,120 - I'm never gonna die! - (TYRES SCREECH) 385 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,187 Whoo! 386 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:24,457 And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy. 387 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,692 The end. 388 00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:27,927 - Doesn't make sense. - What? 389 00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:29,129 I just checked the server stats. 390 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,664 We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change. 391 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,866 It's just a glitch, man. 392 00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:34,670 - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know. 393 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,702 It just seems like that's something new, you know? 394 00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:38,138 Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan. 395 00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:39,973 I just think it's important to be transparent, okay? 396 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,410 Uh-uh. No. 397 00:20:41,141 --> 00:20:43,843 Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care 398 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,946 or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us. 399 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,949 So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation. 400 00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:54,354 Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer? 401 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:57,230 What are you doing down here dealing with complaints? 402 00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:01,270 That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams, 403 00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:03,263 desperation, and a mountain of college debt. 404 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,650 You do not wanna hear about that. 405 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,599 You're absolutely right. 406 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,970 That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege. 407 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,872 Don't talk to Antwan. 408 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,800 KEYS: We never dreamt this would've happened. 409 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,849 I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game. 410 00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:26,586 People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow. 411 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,421 It's a strictly observational experience 412 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:32,258 where computer generated characters interact and evolve. 413 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,227 I thought we'd be lucky to give it away. 414 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:38,865 That's what's so charming about Keys, he's clueless about his own genius. 415 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,633 Uh, no, Millie is the genius. 416 00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:44,270 Uh, she built the AI engine from the ground up. 417 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:45,772 So, to get a little personal, 418 00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:47,874 what's the thing that gets you up in the morning? 419 00:21:47,941 --> 00:21:50,443 (SIGHS) Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 420 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:51,544 (KEYS CHUCKLES) 421 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:52,946 What's the other thing? 422 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:55,482 Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation. 423 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,117 - She's not kidding. - I'm not. 424 00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,451 REPORTER: How about you? 425 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,530 - (CLICKS TONGUE) Code. - REPORTER: Code? 426 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,121 - Code. - Code, yeah. 427 00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:02,222 There we go. 428 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,570 KEYS: 'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages. 429 00:22:04,224 --> 00:22:07,227 I like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author. 430 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:11,765 I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down. 431 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:16,269 But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit. 432 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:18,710 - He's not kidding. - I'm not. 433 00:22:18,238 --> 00:22:19,806 REPORTER: Now, I've gotta ask. 434 00:22:19,973 --> 00:22:22,175 There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you. 435 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:25,178 - Has this evolved into more than-- - MILLIE: No. (CHUCKLES) 436 00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:27,681 - No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends. 437 00:22:27,881 --> 00:22:28,948 - We're like best friends. - Friendship. 438 00:22:29,490 --> 00:22:30,684 And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami, 439 00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:32,285 one of the biggest publishers in the world. 440 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,287 - It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah. 441 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:37,190 It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though. 442 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,592 KEYS: Yeah, I didn't totally get it either. 443 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:42,262 But Millie's got a real instinct for these things. 444 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,663 MILLIE: Antwan is a genius. 445 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:47,167 He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does. 446 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,502 It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience. 447 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,638 - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez. 448 00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:53,273 So we're breaking and entering now? 449 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,344 How does it feel working for a galactic black hole of frozen shit? 450 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,479 You have to leave. I can't talk to you. 451 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:01,181 Aw, shame will have that effect. 452 00:23:01,348 --> 00:23:02,982 No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you. 453 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,618 I can't even see you. I'm literally focusing on background objects 454 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,787 because looking at your lips move violates my NDA 455 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,189 and it could get me fired. 456 00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:11,858 Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work? 457 00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:13,693 No, he bought it and then he shelved it. 458 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:16,930 All right? You're living in the past. You are stuck. You gotta move on. 459 00:23:17,970 --> 00:23:18,164 How can I move on? 460 00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:19,699 How can you? 461 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:22,702 Antwan swiped our AI engine to use in his dumb shooter. 462 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:26,339 Did he, Millie? Because, honestly, I'm not so sure. 463 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:29,420 Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting. 464 00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:32,479 And Free City, it may be popular but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry. 465 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,481 Then stop defending him and help me beat his ***. 466 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,816 - Millie, I'm-- - Come on, Keys, he stole from us. 467 00:23:37,317 --> 00:23:38,318 And now he's lying about it 468 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:40,754 so he doesn't have to give us the credit and the royalties that we deserve. 469 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:41,921 Millie-- 470 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,524 I found a clue. It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house. 471 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:48,610 All I need from you is to get me in there. 472 00:23:48,228 --> 00:23:50,497 Millie, I care about you 473 00:23:55,135 --> 00:23:56,603 but you need to leave. 474 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,841 (GASPING) 475 00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,743 (ALARM BEEPING) 476 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,946 Today is gonna be different, Goldie. 477 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,917 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 478 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,401 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 479 00:25:08,141 --> 00:25:09,342 What are we lookin' at? 480 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,212 - (GROANS) - Who are you? 481 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:13,580 Okay, okay. Okay. 482 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:16,316 We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song. 483 00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:17,484 Oh, yeah. 484 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:20,253 I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me? 485 00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:23,356 I waited outside by the murder train, 486 00:25:23,456 --> 00:25:24,791 - then I followed you. - (GUNS FIRING) 487 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:25,859 Shit! 488 00:25:41,441 --> 00:25:42,609 Can I come with you? 489 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:45,111 Yes? 490 00:25:45,478 --> 00:25:46,479 (GRUNTS) 491 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,782 Holy hell, what just happened? 492 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:51,351 MOLOTOVGIRL: What just happened is you almost blew my mission. 493 00:25:51,685 --> 00:25:54,654 No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is? 494 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:56,560 You mean the portal gun? 495 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,158 Portal gun? That sounds expensive. 496 00:25:58,324 --> 00:26:00,460 Wow, you are a special kind of noob. 497 00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:01,728 Thank you. You too. 498 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:02,896 Turn around. 499 00:26:02,996 --> 00:26:04,998 - Okay. - (BEEPING) 500 00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:08,268 (OLDIE MUSIC PLAYING) 501 00:26:08,335 --> 00:26:09,336 Oh. 502 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:14,974 Is this the North Pole? 503 00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:16,543 MOLOTOVGIRL: Listen, dude. 504 00:26:16,710 --> 00:26:18,278 - GUY: Guy. - Guy. Whatever. 505 00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:20,146 Props on the NPC outfit, 506 00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:22,716 but I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something. 507 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,651 GUY: Maybe I could help you. 508 00:26:24,818 --> 00:26:25,852 I work alone. 509 00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:27,420 You have beautiful grenades. 510 00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:30,357 Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here, 511 00:26:30,557 --> 00:26:32,192 you need to have a higher level than that. 512 00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:34,227 - (EXHALES) That's tough. No. - No. 513 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:35,995 Higher level? 514 00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:37,263 Good Lord, rook. 515 00:26:39,650 --> 00:26:40,660 See? 516 00:26:40,233 --> 00:26:41,768 - Oh. - That's mine. 517 00:26:42,202 --> 00:26:43,403 And that's yours. 518 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:48,208 Oh. What, is one the best or the worst? 519 00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:49,876 There is literally nothing lower. 520 00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:51,778 Well, how do I get to a higher level? 521 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,880 - Really? - Really. 522 00:26:54,848 --> 00:26:58,180 - You know, get stuff. - Yeah. 523 00:26:58,184 --> 00:26:59,452 - Are you kidding me right now? - Yeah. 524 00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:01,454 - Experience, guns... - Yeah. 525 00:27:01,554 --> 00:27:02,555 - Put that down. - Uh-huh. 526 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:05,580 Money. This is Free City. 527 00:27:05,225 --> 00:27:07,227 You could rob a store, carjack someone, 528 00:27:07,394 --> 00:27:09,462 punch a pedestrian in the face. You'll figure it out. 529 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:12,650 Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people. (CHUCKLES) 530 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:17,971 Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing. 531 00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:22,475 Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child. 532 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:24,811 Thank you. 533 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:27,580 Wait. But the world isn't that bad, though, is it? 534 00:27:27,714 --> 00:27:30,383 Oh! Pretty bleak. 535 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,586 If you ever met the **** responsible for this world, you'd agree. 536 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:37,290 Are we talking about God? You've met God? 537 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,659 And he's a ****? 538 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:42,395 His name's Antwan, and, yes, he's an absolute troll. 539 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:44,264 Trolls exist? 540 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,331 (INHALES DEEPLY) 541 00:27:45,432 --> 00:27:47,934 Look, I don't know if anybody does it, 542 00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:50,937 but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy. 543 00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:53,600 - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger. 544 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,141 If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns. 545 00:27:55,308 --> 00:27:56,676 All that shit makes your level go up. 546 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,244 Go be the good guy. 547 00:27:58,411 --> 00:27:59,646 Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy. 548 00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:00,947 MOLOTOVGIRL: Ooh! Ooh. 549 00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:03,316 Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity. 550 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:04,484 - (GUY CHUCKLES) - Off you go. 551 00:28:04,651 --> 00:28:06,686 Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough? 552 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:09,622 - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa. 553 00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:11,358 - Bye now. - That's so much more than one. 554 00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:12,792 - Like, 99 more. - Bye now. 555 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:13,960 Okay. 556 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:19,532 (EXHALES, CHUCKLES) 557 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,876 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 558 00:28:31,611 --> 00:28:33,446 (SIRENS BLARING) 559 00:28:44,524 --> 00:28:45,525 (MAN SCREAMS) 560 00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:47,460 (MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING) 561 00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:52,866 Hi. 562 00:28:59,390 --> 00:29:01,410 - (GASPS) - (ALARM BEEPING) 563 00:29:02,342 --> 00:29:04,644 - (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) - (GUNS FIRING) 564 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:15,255 (BEEPING RAPIDLY) 565 00:29:15,689 --> 00:29:17,357 - (ALARM BEEPING) - (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) 566 00:29:20,994 --> 00:29:22,620 Thanks, Guy. 567 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,698 (LAUGHING) 568 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,900 (BEEPING) 569 00:29:42,382 --> 00:29:43,383 Good morning, Goldie. 570 00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:45,452 Good morning, Goldie. 571 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,787 Good ****ing morning, Goldie. 572 00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:51,725 I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy. 573 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:56,463 BSG is levelling up and at a record pace by playing the hero. 574 00:29:56,629 --> 00:30:00,100 It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?" 575 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:03,803 I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players. 576 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,605 GAMER: And here he is, taking out Beefoven, 577 00:30:05,705 --> 00:30:07,574 a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok. 578 00:30:07,741 --> 00:30:09,609 - This is bullshit. - Who is this guy? 579 00:30:09,776 --> 00:30:10,877 I don't know, but he's good. 580 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,246 Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC 581 00:30:13,413 --> 00:30:15,648 but he's running around, levelling up crazy fast 582 00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:16,950 by being the freaking good guy. 583 00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:20,220 ALEX TREBEK: "This colourful character in the video game Free City 584 00:30:20,387 --> 00:30:23,223 "has been turning heads by being the good guy." 585 00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:25,125 - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy? 586 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:26,393 ALEX TREBEK: You're absolutely right. 587 00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:31,564 Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed? 588 00:30:31,631 --> 00:30:33,633 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 589 00:30:45,178 --> 00:30:47,614 Whoo-hoo! (CONTINUES WHOOPING) 590 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,684 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 591 00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:57,290 (SPEAKING JAPANESE) 592 00:30:57,357 --> 00:31:00,260 There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy! 593 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:01,861 Hello, Hinata. 594 00:31:02,629 --> 00:31:04,130 You have a great outfit. 595 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:05,532 Don't have a good day... 596 00:31:05,765 --> 00:31:07,133 Have a GREAT day! 597 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:10,300 Crazy awesome!!! 598 00:31:10,103 --> 00:31:11,938 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES) 599 00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:20,347 (GRUNTING) 600 00:31:29,550 --> 00:31:30,560 (GUN CLICKS) 601 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,647 Well, well, well. Look who decided to come to work today, huh? 602 00:31:54,814 --> 00:31:57,170 Look, where have you been? I've been worried sick about you. 603 00:31:58,510 --> 00:31:59,850 What is this shirt? 604 00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:00,653 Where's your collar at? Where's the rest of the buttons? 605 00:32:01,721 --> 00:32:03,390 And it's not tucked in. You look sloppy. 606 00:32:03,556 --> 00:32:06,226 Matter of fact, you look horrible. Did you pick up some muscles, too? 607 00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:07,594 Or is somebody outside pumping you up? 608 00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:10,663 I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud. 609 00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:12,165 I've been figuring some stuff out. 610 00:32:12,332 --> 00:32:15,201 Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out. 611 00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:17,370 Okay? You go to bed, you wake up, 612 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:19,390 you get some coffee, then you come to work. 613 00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:20,707 And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow. 614 00:32:20,874 --> 00:32:22,342 - The girl. - Oh, my God. 615 00:32:22,742 --> 00:32:23,943 I talked to her. I talked to her. 616 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:26,446 - The one with the sunglasses? - The sunglasses, yes! 617 00:32:26,746 --> 00:32:28,581 I talked to one of the sunglass people 618 00:32:28,682 --> 00:32:31,117 - and now I'm one of the sunglass people. - (DOOR OPENS) 619 00:32:31,284 --> 00:32:32,852 - Me. - (GUN COCKS) 620 00:32:32,919 --> 00:32:34,421 ROBBER: Everybody down on the ground! 621 00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:36,220 You're so hot. 622 00:32:36,189 --> 00:32:38,958 What if I could tell you that you could be more? 623 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,293 Your life could be fuller. 624 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,595 That you're free to make your own decisions. Your own choices. 625 00:32:42,762 --> 00:32:43,763 Yo, dumb***. 626 00:32:43,863 --> 00:32:45,231 We are in the middle of something. 627 00:32:45,932 --> 00:32:47,330 - Uh... - (TUTTING) 628 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,690 - (WHISPERS) That's my gun. - (TUTTING) Quiet time. 629 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:53,206 These puppies changed my life. And they're gonna change yours, too. 630 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:55,410 Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses. 631 00:32:55,608 --> 00:32:56,810 (LAUGHS) 632 00:32:57,143 --> 00:32:58,812 (WHISPERS) We do now. 633 00:33:00,547 --> 00:33:01,581 Mine now. 634 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:03,830 Are you kidding me? 635 00:33:05,452 --> 00:33:07,253 - Put 'em on. - No. 636 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,456 Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right? 637 00:33:09,622 --> 00:33:12,158 Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see. 638 00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:14,940 You're gonna see. 639 00:33:17,397 --> 00:33:18,465 Come on. 640 00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:20,834 I can't, okay? 641 00:33:22,936 --> 00:33:24,400 I'm sorry. 642 00:33:30,944 --> 00:33:32,679 I'm keeping these, ****** mouth. 643 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:35,115 Now get out of here. Go be nicer. 644 00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:37,183 Beat it. Go, go, go. 645 00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:38,852 Don't walk, run. 646 00:33:39,586 --> 00:33:40,987 And you... (EXCLAIMS) 647 00:33:41,354 --> 00:33:42,455 - Ugh. - (CLATTERS) 648 00:33:42,522 --> 00:33:43,623 Sorry. 649 00:33:44,457 --> 00:33:47,460 ...um, you could do so much better than that guy. 650 00:33:47,627 --> 00:33:50,697 You could be with, like, a good guy. 651 00:33:51,865 --> 00:33:54,134 Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy. 652 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,670 Right? Exactly. Most of them are awful. 653 00:33:56,836 --> 00:33:58,471 - They really are. - Terrible. 654 00:33:58,638 --> 00:33:59,839 Yeah, do whatever you wanna do. 655 00:34:01,941 --> 00:34:03,777 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 656 00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:08,815 You're my best friend, Buddy. 657 00:34:08,982 --> 00:34:11,217 And you don't have to be scared. 658 00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:14,540 If you change your mind, I'll be around. 659 00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:22,629 MOUSER: Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere. 660 00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:24,564 KEYS: I know. 661 00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:26,660 MOUSER: Who is this guy? 662 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:42,482 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO) 663 00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:56,229 I'm here. 664 00:34:56,896 --> 00:34:58,431 I really appreciate this, Keys. 665 00:34:58,598 --> 00:35:00,567 KEYS: Okay. Just to be clear, 666 00:35:00,734 --> 00:35:03,570 all I'm doing right now is opening the door. 667 00:35:03,737 --> 00:35:06,840 If this clip really does prove that Antwan reused our code illegally, 668 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:08,800 go find it and get out. 669 00:35:09,442 --> 00:35:13,513 Player's doing the jewellery store mission in midtown. 670 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,115 That gives you 5 minutes. 671 00:35:17,684 --> 00:35:18,785 And go. 672 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,397 Keys, you're a goddamn genius. 673 00:35:30,463 --> 00:35:31,564 KEYS: Really? 674 00:35:31,698 --> 00:35:33,133 I'm sitting on the toilet right now, stealing user codes, 675 00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:34,968 so I don't exactly feel like one. 676 00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:36,302 Oh, you never have. 677 00:35:36,469 --> 00:35:37,771 Good thing I know better. 678 00:35:37,937 --> 00:35:42,420 KEYS: All right. The clip you're looking for should be on the wall to your left. 679 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:43,943 - Thanks for the assist. - You got it. 680 00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:45,545 I hope it has the proof you're looking for. 681 00:35:59,659 --> 00:36:01,494 (ALARM BLARING) 682 00:36:10,637 --> 00:36:12,339 Keys! I need your help! 683 00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:14,140 He's got that place booby-trapped with spawn points. 684 00:36:14,307 --> 00:36:15,408 Millie, I can't help you. 685 00:36:23,830 --> 00:36:24,918 (MOTORBIKE REVVING) 686 00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:28,922 (MEN GRUNT) 687 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:38,980 Blue Shirt Guy? 688 00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:41,868 It's a Henley. Was that cool? It felt really cool. 689 00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:45,505 You look really pretty. Wow, this house is so nice. 690 00:36:53,146 --> 00:36:54,147 What are you doing here? 691 00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:57,150 I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die. 692 00:36:58,351 --> 00:36:59,352 Who are you talking to? 693 00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:04,240 You know, that player in the NPC skin. 694 00:37:04,891 --> 00:37:06,860 Millie, there are no other players in that house. 695 00:37:08,328 --> 00:37:10,363 - (GROANS) - That actually hurt my hand. 696 00:37:10,530 --> 00:37:11,631 Get down! 697 00:37:12,832 --> 00:37:14,340 - (YELLS) - (GRUNTS) 698 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:18,505 (GROANS) 699 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:24,210 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 700 00:37:52,439 --> 00:37:53,673 (CAR HORN HONKS) 701 00:37:59,379 --> 00:38:00,380 - (BONE CRACKS) - (GROANS) 702 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:03,283 (YELLS) I'm sorry! Oh, God! (GAGS) 703 00:38:07,787 --> 00:38:09,550 We're doing great. 704 00:38:17,897 --> 00:38:19,299 (REVVING) 705 00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:21,935 Wow! 706 00:38:22,350 --> 00:38:23,603 (GRUNTS) 707 00:38:24,237 --> 00:38:25,605 We should definitely go! 708 00:38:27,207 --> 00:38:28,274 Oh, shit! 709 00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:37,650 - Is that a Glock in your pocket? - No. 710 00:38:37,817 --> 00:38:39,753 - What? - It's two Glocks. 711 00:38:40,887 --> 00:38:41,955 Oh! 712 00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:50,563 (TYRES SCREECHING) 713 00:38:57,237 --> 00:38:58,638 (MEN GROANING) 714 00:39:01,241 --> 00:39:03,243 (ROMANTIC MUSIC RESUMES) 715 00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:16,322 I don't suppose this thing can fly. 716 00:39:16,423 --> 00:39:17,590 (LAUGHS) No. 717 00:39:17,757 --> 00:39:18,825 Jump. 718 00:39:19,492 --> 00:39:20,660 Wow! 719 00:39:21,461 --> 00:39:23,797 Whoa! (LAUGHING) 720 00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:28,935 (EXHALES) 721 00:39:32,639 --> 00:39:34,700 Oh, shit. 722 00:39:35,642 --> 00:39:37,444 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 723 00:39:48,955 --> 00:39:50,523 Good morning, sheeple! 724 00:39:50,690 --> 00:39:52,250 Oh, you are fired. 725 00:39:52,192 --> 00:39:54,861 There is some concern with the bloody zombies. Retailers won't carry the game. 726 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,563 Cut it. It's out. Never even happened. Next. 727 00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:57,831 It's your lawyers. They need to get your deposition. 728 00:39:57,997 --> 00:40:00,567 Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about? 729 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:03,236 Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat. 730 00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:05,380 That will never see the inside of a courtroom 731 00:40:05,205 --> 00:40:08,410 because she's got no proof and her ex-partner works for me. 732 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:09,209 We're golden. 733 00:40:09,309 --> 00:40:10,877 Antwan, hey. You look great. 734 00:40:10,977 --> 00:40:12,312 Uh, I thought you were still at Burning Man. 735 00:40:12,479 --> 00:40:14,714 Oh, does it look like I'm still at Burning Man? 736 00:40:14,881 --> 00:40:15,882 You, you, you-- 737 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,218 No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen. 738 00:40:18,385 --> 00:40:19,753 You heard about the ****** running around in the game 739 00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:21,870 who looks like an NPC? 740 00:40:21,187 --> 00:40:23,757 Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy. But we're gonna get rid of him. 741 00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:27,360 Don't get rid of him. People like him. It's all over social media. No. 742 00:40:27,527 --> 00:40:30,530 In fact, know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2. 743 00:40:30,697 --> 00:40:33,933 Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right? 744 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,360 'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something. 745 00:40:36,202 --> 00:40:39,500 Antwan, we're already way behind porting over the skins from Free City 1. 746 00:40:39,172 --> 00:40:40,740 ANTWAN: Skins? Don't even worry about that. 747 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,442 They won't be usable in Free City 2. 748 00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:43,743 KEYS: Antwan, you told the fans 749 00:40:43,910 --> 00:40:46,212 Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial. 750 00:40:46,379 --> 00:40:48,415 You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel. 751 00:40:48,581 --> 00:40:51,918 Well, here's the thing. When I said that, I was lying. 752 00:40:52,850 --> 00:40:54,287 Listen, Antwan, the game is already buggier than ever. 753 00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:55,789 I got a stack of user complaints, like, a mile high. 754 00:40:55,955 --> 00:40:57,290 Look, I know it sucks. 755 00:40:57,457 --> 00:41:02,280 But the IP recognition is rock hard. Okay? So don't even worry about it. 756 00:41:02,195 --> 00:41:05,198 I'm just saying, we could make an original game. 757 00:41:05,298 --> 00:41:06,299 ANTWAN: What? 758 00:41:06,399 --> 00:41:08,902 Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel? 759 00:41:09,690 --> 00:41:10,700 A sequel. 760 00:41:10,136 --> 00:41:11,271 So we can make it better? 761 00:41:11,438 --> 00:41:14,374 IPs and sequels, that is the thing that people want. 762 00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:15,709 - Let me ask you a question. - Okay. 763 00:41:15,875 --> 00:41:17,243 You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right? 764 00:41:17,310 --> 00:41:18,311 - MOUSER: Mmm-hmm. - No. 765 00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:21,314 If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken, 766 00:41:21,481 --> 00:41:23,316 and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, 767 00:41:23,483 --> 00:41:25,118 why would I make another restaurant called, 768 00:41:25,218 --> 00:41:27,320 uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"? 769 00:41:27,487 --> 00:41:29,456 - Okay? Makes no sense, homie. - MOUSER: Mmm-hmm. No sense. 770 00:41:29,622 --> 00:41:31,391 What am I gonna give you? A sequel. 771 00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:32,959 Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two. 772 00:41:33,727 --> 00:41:35,829 MOUSER: Uh, yum. Drop the deuce on him. 773 00:41:35,995 --> 00:41:38,231 Come on. Come here. Come here. 774 00:41:38,398 --> 00:41:39,499 I don't want you to stress 775 00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:41,101 that glorious shampoo commercial head of yours about it. 776 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,238 Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious. 777 00:41:45,405 --> 00:41:47,140 That's not a word. 778 00:41:48,908 --> 00:41:50,810 You sure you don't wanna bump up to programming? 779 00:41:50,977 --> 00:41:52,779 I know you got the brains for it. 780 00:41:53,813 --> 00:41:56,820 No thanks. I'm good right where I am. 781 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:02,489 Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate. 782 00:42:02,655 --> 00:42:04,858 But it's all good with me if I don't have to pay you more. 783 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:06,593 Antwan out. 784 00:42:07,494 --> 00:42:08,695 (SIGHS) 785 00:42:14,868 --> 00:42:16,503 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 786 00:42:17,337 --> 00:42:18,805 Who is this guy? 787 00:42:27,470 --> 00:42:28,480 MOLOTOVGIRL: Wow! 788 00:42:28,214 --> 00:42:29,783 GUY: I took your advice. 789 00:42:31,685 --> 00:42:32,886 I levelled up. 790 00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:35,155 Impressive. 791 00:42:36,956 --> 00:42:38,958 Why are you doing all of this? 792 00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:43,290 You know, I guess I felt trapped. 793 00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:45,632 You know, in my life, 794 00:42:45,799 --> 00:42:47,834 I just felt so 795 00:42:48,301 --> 00:42:49,636 Stuck. 796 00:42:51,137 --> 00:42:54,341 Yeah. And then I saw you. 797 00:42:55,809 --> 00:42:57,577 Then I saw you. 798 00:42:58,545 --> 00:42:59,679 Who are you? 799 00:43:00,413 --> 00:43:01,581 I'm Guy. 800 00:43:01,748 --> 00:43:03,717 No, who are you really? 801 00:43:03,883 --> 00:43:04,884 Still Guy. 802 00:43:04,984 --> 00:43:09,220 All of this, levelling up so fast. 803 00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:12,920 Giving this whole world the finger. 804 00:43:12,258 --> 00:43:13,526 How are you pulling this off? 805 00:43:13,693 --> 00:43:16,663 I've never given anyone any of my fingers. 806 00:43:16,730 --> 00:43:18,498 (CLICKS TONGUE, WHISPERS) You work at Soonami, don't you? 807 00:43:18,565 --> 00:43:20,266 - No. - You've got an inside track. 808 00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:22,102 - I work at the bank. - Right. The bank. 809 00:43:22,268 --> 00:43:26,339 So, you're just this incredible hacker who happens to work at the bank. 810 00:43:26,506 --> 00:43:27,841 Yes, I work at the bank. 811 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,176 Where did you get that skin? 812 00:43:31,378 --> 00:43:33,179 It's always, sort of, been there. 813 00:43:33,346 --> 00:43:35,448 Why do people keep asking me that question? 814 00:43:35,615 --> 00:43:37,384 I don't know, why do they? 815 00:43:40,687 --> 00:43:43,590 No, no. Not doing that. I-- 816 00:43:44,724 --> 00:43:46,590 What's happening right now? 817 00:43:46,226 --> 00:43:48,280 I don't know, but I don't buy it. 818 00:43:48,194 --> 00:43:49,462 No. 819 00:43:49,629 --> 00:43:51,431 - Okay, fine. I'll forget it. - Fine. Good. 820 00:43:51,598 --> 00:43:52,899 - I'll let it go. - Yes. 821 00:43:53,433 --> 00:43:54,601 Great. 822 00:43:54,768 --> 00:43:56,102 We all have our secrets, I guess. 823 00:43:56,269 --> 00:43:57,871 Yes, we do. 824 00:44:00,540 --> 00:44:01,541 Hey. 825 00:44:03,109 --> 00:44:05,780 Do you like ice cream? 826 00:44:05,545 --> 00:44:07,814 MOLOTOVGIRL: I can't believe I've never been here. 827 00:44:08,415 --> 00:44:09,816 Well, it's sort of a secret. 828 00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:13,920 That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here. It's quiet and safe. 829 00:44:14,870 --> 00:44:15,722 Yeah, it makes sense. 830 00:44:16,923 --> 00:44:18,758 No missions here. 831 00:44:19,726 --> 00:44:22,962 Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy. 832 00:44:23,129 --> 00:44:24,497 This is my favourite flavour in the whole world. 833 00:44:24,664 --> 00:44:26,900 - We'll take two of the usual, please. - ICE CREAM VENDOR: You got it, Guy. 834 00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:29,200 It's bubble gum flavour. 835 00:44:29,169 --> 00:44:30,637 You think I'm crazy, don't you? 836 00:44:30,970 --> 00:44:32,172 Guy, 837 00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:35,408 get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream. 838 00:44:35,575 --> 00:44:37,143 No, you don't. Are you making fun of me right now? 839 00:44:37,310 --> 00:44:39,512 No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream. 840 00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:40,680 No, I do. 841 00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:42,182 I had a relationship end over bubble gum ice cream. 842 00:44:42,349 --> 00:44:43,516 - No way. Here. - Yeah. 843 00:44:43,683 --> 00:44:45,185 - Cheers. - Cheers. 844 00:44:45,285 --> 00:44:46,286 Mmm. 845 00:44:46,653 --> 00:44:47,654 How good is that? 846 00:44:47,921 --> 00:44:48,922 You can taste it? 847 00:44:48,988 --> 00:44:52,492 Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise. 848 00:44:52,992 --> 00:44:54,127 - MOLOTOVGIRL: Mmm-hmm? - Mmm. 849 00:44:55,495 --> 00:44:57,430 Coffee used to be my favourite food, 850 00:44:57,597 --> 00:44:59,766 but, compared with this, it tastes like liquid suffering. 851 00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,868 - (LAUGHS) - What? 852 00:45:01,968 --> 00:45:03,300 (LAUGHING) 853 00:45:04,838 --> 00:45:07,474 Nothing. You're funny. 854 00:45:08,775 --> 00:45:10,176 - I am? - Yeah. 855 00:45:10,343 --> 00:45:12,846 Weird funny. (CHUCKLES) 856 00:45:12,946 --> 00:45:15,315 But that's kind of my speed. 857 00:45:15,482 --> 00:45:17,484 Weird funny, that's totally my speed, too. 858 00:45:17,650 --> 00:45:19,552 - Great. - Yeah. I know a joke. 859 00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,121 A weird funny joke. You wanna hear it? 860 00:45:21,287 --> 00:45:22,355 - Please. - Okay. 861 00:45:23,223 --> 00:45:25,525 A homo***ual and a man in a wheelchair 862 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:27,827 are trying to murder a very small child. 863 00:45:27,894 --> 00:45:30,196 - The cripple says to the homo***ual-- - Whoa. Stop, stop. 864 00:45:30,363 --> 00:45:32,465 Stop! Where did you hear that? 865 00:45:32,632 --> 00:45:35,135 A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver 866 00:45:35,301 --> 00:45:38,338 who thought it was hilarious, so I memorised it and told everyone. 867 00:45:38,505 --> 00:45:40,340 Word of advice? 868 00:45:40,507 --> 00:45:43,543 Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City. 869 00:45:43,643 --> 00:45:44,711 Trolls? 870 00:45:44,811 --> 00:45:46,146 Is that a swing set? 871 00:46:11,705 --> 00:46:13,106 Holy-- 872 00:46:20,847 --> 00:46:23,116 MOLOTOVGIRL: Okay, this is too weird. 873 00:46:23,283 --> 00:46:26,252 Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings? 874 00:46:26,419 --> 00:46:28,588 - This is too weird. - I thought the same thing, too. 875 00:46:28,755 --> 00:46:30,123 I thought the same thing. 876 00:46:30,290 --> 00:46:33,226 When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings. 877 00:46:34,728 --> 00:46:36,563 Growing up in my family, it was-- 878 00:46:36,763 --> 00:46:39,320 (SIGHS) You don't wanna hear this. No. 879 00:46:39,466 --> 00:46:41,601 Oh, I wanna hear everything. 880 00:46:41,701 --> 00:46:43,203 (HESITATES) Oh. 881 00:46:43,536 --> 00:46:46,239 Growing up in my family, it wasn't good enough to be great. 882 00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:50,410 You had to win, and that pressure, you know, 883 00:46:50,577 --> 00:46:52,545 it was just constant. 884 00:46:53,246 --> 00:46:56,549 But when I was in the back garden on that little swing-- 885 00:46:56,716 --> 00:46:57,817 You know that moment, 886 00:46:57,984 --> 00:47:01,821 that split second between rising and falling, 887 00:47:01,988 --> 00:47:03,957 when you're totally weightless, it feels like you're free. 888 00:47:04,570 --> 00:47:05,580 In love. 889 00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:07,327 Free. What you said. Yeah. 890 00:47:10,296 --> 00:47:12,298 I really wanna kiss you. Is that weird? 891 00:47:13,633 --> 00:47:14,934 You want to kiss me? 892 00:47:16,569 --> 00:47:18,438 I wanna kiss you so badly. 893 00:47:18,838 --> 00:47:20,730 You want to kiss me badly? 894 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,608 - No! - No? 895 00:47:21,775 --> 00:47:23,510 No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well. 896 00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:25,245 I mean, I'm an idiot, 897 00:47:25,412 --> 00:47:26,846 so I say things like an idiot sometimes. 898 00:47:27,130 --> 00:47:28,314 No, you're not. You're not. 899 00:47:28,481 --> 00:47:29,783 I mean, um, 900 00:47:30,850 --> 00:47:33,253 uh, if you know how to, go for it. 901 00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:34,587 I know how. 902 00:47:35,822 --> 00:47:36,823 Okay. 903 00:47:38,992 --> 00:47:40,493 Here goes. 904 00:47:57,677 --> 00:48:02,150 That was so much better than ice cream. 905 00:48:02,115 --> 00:48:03,483 - (CHUCKLING) - Whoa! 906 00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:04,984 I think someone's at the door. 907 00:48:05,151 --> 00:48:06,152 I'll say. 908 00:48:06,319 --> 00:48:08,121 Well, this was great. 909 00:48:08,288 --> 00:48:09,422 Yeah, it was. 910 00:48:09,489 --> 00:48:11,291 Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah? 911 00:48:11,358 --> 00:48:13,159 Yes. Definitely. 912 00:48:13,326 --> 00:48:14,694 Maybe in the real world. 913 00:48:14,861 --> 00:48:15,962 What? 914 00:48:16,429 --> 00:48:17,797 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 915 00:48:17,964 --> 00:48:19,332 - Okay. Bye. - Okay. 916 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,502 Bye, Molotov. 917 00:48:22,669 --> 00:48:26,506 Hey, my real name is Millie. 918 00:48:27,774 --> 00:48:31,511 My real name continues to be Guy. 919 00:48:36,316 --> 00:48:37,317 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 920 00:48:38,184 --> 00:48:41,521 KEYS: Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on! 921 00:48:41,621 --> 00:48:44,324 - (CONTINUES KNOCKING) - Millie! It's me, open up! 922 00:48:44,391 --> 00:48:46,359 - What? - You were right. 923 00:48:46,893 --> 00:48:48,795 - You were right. - Oh, come on in. 924 00:48:48,962 --> 00:48:51,364 You were right. Our code, it is in Free City 925 00:48:51,531 --> 00:48:54,234 and, Millie, it works. 926 00:48:54,401 --> 00:48:55,902 Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof. 927 00:48:56,690 --> 00:48:57,971 KEYS: Just forget about that for one second. 928 00:48:58,171 --> 00:49:00,340 I'm saying that our game, Life Itself, 929 00:49:00,507 --> 00:49:03,309 where characters would grow and change and feel real... 930 00:49:03,476 --> 00:49:04,544 - Yeah? - ...worked. 931 00:49:04,711 --> 00:49:06,346 - Keys. - The AI worked. 932 00:49:06,513 --> 00:49:09,849 It's the reason why Free City is so realistic and people love it so much. 933 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,885 And of course it doesn't look the same. 934 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,854 There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns, 935 00:49:15,210 --> 00:49:17,824 all the characters have different skins. Of course they do. 936 00:49:17,991 --> 00:49:22,395 But the underlying code in the game is the same. Our code. 937 00:49:22,562 --> 00:49:24,330 And Guy, I mean, he has evolved way further 938 00:49:24,397 --> 00:49:25,398 than we thought was even possible. 939 00:49:25,532 --> 00:49:27,901 Wait, are you talking about the hacker in the NPC skin? 940 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,504 Millie, I'm talking about the fact that Blue Shirt Guy... 941 00:49:31,671 --> 00:49:32,672 MILLIE: Yeah? 942 00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:34,240 ...is not a player. 943 00:49:34,674 --> 00:49:37,510 He is an algorithm who thinks he's alive. 944 00:49:37,677 --> 00:49:39,846 I mean, hell, technically, he is alive. 945 00:49:39,913 --> 00:49:44,500 He is the first real artificial intelligence. 946 00:49:45,518 --> 00:49:47,253 - (EXCLAIMS) No! No. - KEYS: I know. 947 00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:48,788 - No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah. 948 00:49:48,955 --> 00:49:50,357 - Guy? My Guy? - KEYS: Guy. 949 00:49:50,523 --> 00:49:51,691 - One who has been-- - Your Guy? 950 00:49:51,858 --> 00:49:52,959 - Holy-- - KEYS: This is a good thing. 951 00:49:53,126 --> 00:49:54,627 No, it's really bad. 952 00:49:54,794 --> 00:49:57,964 Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be. 953 00:49:58,131 --> 00:49:59,466 We did it, Mills. 954 00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:04,537 We did it. Everything that we wanted to create, it actually happened. 955 00:50:04,704 --> 00:50:07,607 Okay? Did you know that the NPCs have private lives? 956 00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:10,643 One of the baristas learned how to make a cappuccino through trial and error. 957 00:50:10,810 --> 00:50:12,812 I mean, that's really difficult. I can't even do that. 958 00:50:12,979 --> 00:50:14,914 I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning. 959 00:50:15,382 --> 00:50:17,617 And the Bombshell character in the game 960 00:50:17,784 --> 00:50:20,487 wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment 961 00:50:20,653 --> 00:50:22,389 of gender roles, the patriarchy. 962 00:50:22,555 --> 00:50:24,324 It's a little preachy in parts but, over all, it's pretty good. 963 00:50:24,491 --> 00:50:25,492 Millie, we have to celebrate! 964 00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:27,427 - No, this can't be happening. - What are you talking about? 965 00:50:27,594 --> 00:50:30,960 - This is what we've been working for! - No, I let him kiss me! 966 00:50:31,598 --> 00:50:33,660 So, yeah. 967 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:36,136 (CHUCKLES) 968 00:50:36,469 --> 00:50:37,971 I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you? 969 00:50:38,138 --> 00:50:39,172 MILLIE: Guy. 970 00:50:40,306 --> 00:50:41,307 Guy? 971 00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:46,112 The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy in, like, forever 972 00:50:46,279 --> 00:50:48,915 and of course he's not even real! 973 00:50:49,820 --> 00:50:50,417 Uh, there's not a button for that. 974 00:50:51,284 --> 00:50:52,752 Oh, he found the button. 975 00:50:52,919 --> 00:50:54,354 - Okay. - MILLIE: Yeah. 976 00:50:54,454 --> 00:50:56,756 - I am-- I'm so confused... - Why is it so hot? 977 00:50:56,923 --> 00:50:58,910 KEYS:...and surprisingly curious. 978 00:50:58,758 --> 00:51:02,462 (CHUCKLES) You let an artificially intelligent 979 00:51:02,529 --> 00:51:04,264 - video game character kiss you? - Oh, okay, 980 00:51:04,330 --> 00:51:05,865 - can you just stop saying it like that? - And then you thought that would be-- 981 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,934 Because you have got to meet him, Keys. 982 00:51:08,101 --> 00:51:11,370 He's funny, and he's sweet, and he's so handsome. 983 00:51:11,204 --> 00:51:13,473 Oh, my God, now I'm saying it out loud. 984 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:17,110 Also, Millie, food for thought, he's, like, four. 985 00:51:17,610 --> 00:51:18,678 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 986 00:51:18,778 --> 00:51:20,380 - Really? You're gonna do that? - Really. 987 00:51:20,547 --> 00:51:22,182 Wow, you just made that really creepy. 988 00:51:22,282 --> 00:51:23,283 (BOTH LAUGHING) 989 00:51:23,350 --> 00:51:24,551 Millie, put all that aside. 990 00:51:24,651 --> 00:51:25,952 Weird or not, when people find out about this, 991 00:51:26,190 --> 00:51:28,621 you could win a Nobel Prize. Oh, God. 992 00:51:28,788 --> 00:51:29,789 What? 993 00:51:29,856 --> 00:51:31,324 Oh, my God, if they see this-- 994 00:51:31,791 --> 00:51:33,590 - MILLIE: What? What is it? - Oh! 995 00:51:33,193 --> 00:51:34,561 KEYS: Antwan. What else? 996 00:51:35,128 --> 00:51:37,530 He's lying. He lied about using our code, 997 00:51:37,697 --> 00:51:39,799 he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible. 998 00:51:39,966 --> 00:51:41,301 I think he's lying about Free City 1. 999 00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:42,402 What are you talking about? 1000 00:51:42,502 --> 00:51:46,406 KEYS: Look. You see? There's not one mission, not one location... 1001 00:51:46,506 --> 00:51:48,641 ...I mean, there's not even a single character from Free City 1 on here. 1002 00:51:48,808 --> 00:51:50,210 Free City 2 is not an update... 1003 00:51:50,377 --> 00:51:51,678 - It's a replacement. - Exactly. 1004 00:51:51,845 --> 00:51:53,480 So when Free City 2 launches on Monday-- 1005 00:51:53,646 --> 00:51:56,916 Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code, everything, will be deleted. 1006 00:51:57,830 --> 00:51:58,351 He can't do that. 1007 00:51:58,518 --> 00:52:01,688 I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane. 1008 00:52:05,325 --> 00:52:06,493 We're screwed. 1009 00:52:07,193 --> 00:52:08,762 Maybe not. 1010 00:52:09,229 --> 00:52:11,398 If we can find our original build in the game, 1011 00:52:11,564 --> 00:52:14,234 it'll prove that Antwan used our code without properly licensing it. 1012 00:52:14,401 --> 00:52:16,569 And we just have to find it before Free City 2 launches. 1013 00:52:16,736 --> 00:52:18,400 We have 48 hours. 1014 00:52:18,171 --> 00:52:19,572 I've looked, Keys. You know I have. 1015 00:52:19,739 --> 00:52:20,874 I know you have. 1016 00:52:21,410 --> 00:52:23,410 But now that we both know about Blue Shirt Guy, 1017 00:52:23,576 --> 00:52:25,780 maybe he can help? 1018 00:52:25,245 --> 00:52:27,130 That would mean I'd have to tell him. 1019 00:52:27,681 --> 00:52:30,550 Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches. 1020 00:52:31,918 --> 00:52:33,186 His whole world's about to end. 1021 00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,560 Don't you think he'd want a chance to save it? 1022 00:52:38,358 --> 00:52:40,293 - ICE CREAM VENDOR: Here you go. - Thank you. 1023 00:52:40,460 --> 00:52:42,462 - You got it. - MILLIE: Guy? 1024 00:52:42,629 --> 00:52:43,897 Hey! Hi! 1025 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:45,365 Guy, we need to talk. 1026 00:52:45,732 --> 00:52:48,101 What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent? 1027 00:52:48,268 --> 00:52:49,269 British. 1028 00:52:49,369 --> 00:52:51,304 I think I know an Australian accent when I see one. 1029 00:52:52,105 --> 00:52:53,573 I turned off the accent filter. 1030 00:52:55,410 --> 00:52:56,109 This is me. 1031 00:52:56,576 --> 00:52:57,577 Good. 1032 00:52:57,644 --> 00:52:59,779 Look, I have to tell you something really important. 1033 00:52:59,946 --> 00:53:01,470 - Are you married? - (GASPS) 1034 00:53:01,114 --> 00:53:02,115 No. 1035 00:53:02,215 --> 00:53:04,617 - Oh, God. - (BOTH LAUGHING) 1036 00:53:05,652 --> 00:53:07,620 That would have been, like, the worst thing ever. 1037 00:53:07,787 --> 00:53:09,422 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Maybe not the worst thing. 1038 00:53:09,823 --> 00:53:10,990 Huh. 1039 00:53:11,910 --> 00:53:12,726 I have to show you something. 1040 00:53:13,927 --> 00:53:14,928 Okay. 1041 00:53:16,262 --> 00:53:18,980 (DISTANT SIREN WAILING) 1042 00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:21,334 Wow! 1043 00:53:21,501 --> 00:53:23,470 I always wondered what was in here. 1044 00:53:23,636 --> 00:53:25,839 ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS) Tune in to the Kill Cam 1045 00:53:25,939 --> 00:53:27,407 for more of today's highlights 1046 00:53:27,574 --> 00:53:31,177 of every bloody, bullet-ridden corner of Free City. 1047 00:53:31,811 --> 00:53:33,113 PHYLLIS: (ON TV) Has anyone seen my cat? 1048 00:53:33,279 --> 00:53:36,850 GUY: Hey, that's Phyllis. She's always losing her cats. 1049 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,954 And there's Joe! He's my friend, I know that guy. 1050 00:53:41,821 --> 00:53:43,957 I don't get it. What is this place? 1051 00:53:44,124 --> 00:53:48,495 There is no easy way to say this, but this city is a game. 1052 00:53:48,661 --> 00:53:50,930 There's no easy way to say this, I know it's a game. 1053 00:53:51,970 --> 00:53:52,832 You taught me how to play it. (PLAYFULLY) Boop-boop. 1054 00:53:52,999 --> 00:53:54,300 MILLIE: Yes, you're right, I did. 1055 00:53:54,467 --> 00:53:57,504 But it's not just that it's like a game. It is a game. 1056 00:53:58,371 --> 00:54:01,700 It's a video game. And that's all it is. 1057 00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:04,544 So the entire world is a game? 1058 00:54:04,711 --> 00:54:05,712 Yes. 1059 00:54:05,879 --> 00:54:07,714 And we're all just players in the game? 1060 00:54:07,881 --> 00:54:09,983 Not exactly. 1061 00:54:11,151 --> 00:54:12,452 I'm a player. 1062 00:54:12,619 --> 00:54:15,822 All these people here are players. We live in the real world. 1063 00:54:16,389 --> 00:54:17,957 But you only exist here. 1064 00:54:18,124 --> 00:54:20,694 It's why you can never leave Free City. 1065 00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:22,629 You're what we call an NPC. 1066 00:54:22,796 --> 00:54:23,963 NPC. 1067 00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:27,133 The policeman and the muscular bunny rabbit, 1068 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,401 they called me that. What is an NPC? 1069 00:54:28,568 --> 00:54:29,569 - ANNOUNCER: Let's take... - Just watch. 1070 00:54:29,669 --> 00:54:30,670 ...another look at that leaderboard. 1071 00:54:30,737 --> 00:54:32,505 ROBBER: (ON TV) Everybody get down on the ground! 1072 00:54:32,639 --> 00:54:34,207 BANK MANAGER: (ON TV) Nobody try to be a hero. 1073 00:54:34,307 --> 00:54:35,542 This will all be over soon. 1074 00:54:35,709 --> 00:54:36,876 I don't understand. 1075 00:54:37,430 --> 00:54:39,479 MILLIE: You're a non-player character. 1076 00:54:39,546 --> 00:54:41,915 GUY: Non... MILLIE: A background person. 1077 00:54:42,820 --> 00:54:45,251 Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people. 1078 00:54:45,418 --> 00:54:47,654 Wait, hold on a second. Just stop for a second. 1079 00:54:47,721 --> 00:54:48,855 I wanna make sure that I'm getting this straight. 1080 00:54:48,922 --> 00:54:50,990 I just wanna fully understand, here. 1081 00:54:51,157 --> 00:54:53,159 So, I'm fake? 1082 00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:57,300 The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character, 1083 00:54:57,197 --> 00:55:00,533 I'm just this idiot who's in the background? 1084 00:55:01,434 --> 00:55:04,604 Millie, why are you even saying this? I love you. 1085 00:55:04,938 --> 00:55:07,874 You only think that because it's in your programming. 1086 00:55:14,381 --> 00:55:16,383 MILLIE: Guy, I need you to listen to me. 1087 00:55:16,549 --> 00:55:19,219 In two days, the game is gonna shut down. For good. 1088 00:55:19,386 --> 00:55:21,888 When the sequel launches, this whole city, 1089 00:55:22,550 --> 00:55:24,391 you, all the people in it who aren't players, 1090 00:55:24,557 --> 00:55:25,959 they'll be gone forever. You need to listen. 1091 00:55:26,126 --> 00:55:28,895 My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more. 1092 00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:30,764 And then I saw you. 1093 00:55:31,364 --> 00:55:34,267 And I knew I was right. I was right! 1094 00:55:35,435 --> 00:55:37,704 And, for a second, I felt amazing. 1095 00:55:37,871 --> 00:55:39,606 - I know. - Except you don't know. 1096 00:55:39,773 --> 00:55:41,908 Because we're not the same. 1097 00:55:42,942 --> 00:55:44,277 Isn't that what you said? You said that. 1098 00:55:44,444 --> 00:55:46,413 We're not the same. 1099 00:55:46,579 --> 00:55:47,981 You're real. 1100 00:55:48,915 --> 00:55:50,550 And I'm what? I'm what? 1101 00:55:54,421 --> 00:55:55,588 You're not. 1102 00:55:58,892 --> 00:55:59,959 You're not. 1103 00:56:01,610 --> 00:56:04,640 Well, I may not be real, but, for a second there, 1104 00:56:04,497 --> 00:56:06,332 I felt pretty alive. 1105 00:56:08,134 --> 00:56:09,335 (DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1106 00:56:09,436 --> 00:56:10,837 (DISTANT FIRING) 1107 00:56:10,937 --> 00:56:12,720 (DISTANT EXPLOSION) 1108 00:56:13,573 --> 00:56:14,974 - (GRUNTS) - (SNIFFS) 1109 00:56:17,844 --> 00:56:19,790 (GRUNTING) 1110 00:56:19,145 --> 00:56:20,980 (SIREN WAILING) 1111 00:56:22,182 --> 00:56:24,184 (DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 1112 00:56:30,357 --> 00:56:31,858 (WAVES RUSHING) 1113 00:56:32,692 --> 00:56:34,260 (PANTING) 1114 00:56:45,305 --> 00:56:46,373 (GRUNTS) 1115 00:56:46,973 --> 00:56:48,808 (DISTORTED BUZZING) 1116 00:57:08,328 --> 00:57:11,364 (SHOUTING) It's all a lie! 1117 00:57:16,970 --> 00:57:18,905 BUSINESSMAN: Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday. 1118 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,508 Quarterly reports. My, what specific business lingo. 1119 00:57:21,675 --> 00:57:23,677 Wow. Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it. 1120 00:57:23,843 --> 00:57:24,844 - Until it crushes your soul. - (DREAMER SHOUTS) 1121 00:57:25,110 --> 00:57:28,381 Has anyone seen my cat? Has anyone seen my... 1122 00:57:28,548 --> 00:57:30,417 Your cats? No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them. 1123 00:57:30,583 --> 00:57:34,521 But here's a revolutionary idea... close your goddamn door. 1124 00:57:34,688 --> 00:57:36,990 It's not like they're climbing on top of one another, 1125 00:57:37,157 --> 00:57:40,260 forming a little kitty tower, and then jimmying the locks. 1126 00:57:40,427 --> 00:57:42,562 They don't have thumbs, Phyllis. 1127 00:57:43,229 --> 00:57:44,230 No thumbs! 1128 00:57:45,310 --> 00:57:48,340 (LOUDLY) Don't you get it? Don't any of you get it? 1129 00:57:48,702 --> 00:57:53,600 None of this matters! None of it! It's fake! We don't matter! 1130 00:57:53,173 --> 00:57:56,900 That building, that's fake! This street... 1131 00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:57,377 - (STOMPS) - ...it's fake! 1132 00:57:57,544 --> 00:57:58,611 That car-- 1133 00:57:58,712 --> 00:57:59,846 (CRASHES) 1134 00:57:59,913 --> 00:58:01,114 (BODY THUDS) 1135 00:58:05,118 --> 00:58:06,286 (PAINFULLY) Officer Johnny! 1136 00:58:06,453 --> 00:58:07,620 Have a good one, Guy. 1137 00:58:08,355 --> 00:58:10,190 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING DISTANTLY) 1138 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:17,564 BUDDY: Oh, hey, uh-- 1139 00:58:19,132 --> 00:58:20,233 Come in. 1140 00:58:25,805 --> 00:58:27,640 (CLOCK TICKING) 1141 00:58:30,377 --> 00:58:31,611 BUDDY: Here you go. 1142 00:58:31,778 --> 00:58:32,779 Thank you. 1143 00:58:33,913 --> 00:58:34,914 Buddy, 1144 00:58:35,810 --> 00:58:40,453 what would you do if you found out that you weren't real? 1145 00:58:41,921 --> 00:58:43,560 What do you mean? 1146 00:58:43,656 --> 00:58:44,657 Pretend with me. 1147 00:58:44,824 --> 00:58:46,426 Okay, so, (CHUCKLES) 1148 00:58:46,593 --> 00:58:48,261 can I pretend I'm a ghost? 1149 00:58:49,763 --> 00:58:50,764 Sure. 1150 00:58:50,930 --> 00:58:54,234 Oh. Do I look like how I look like now? Or whenever I die? 1151 00:58:54,401 --> 00:58:55,502 Like, do I have a funeral outfit on? 1152 00:58:55,635 --> 00:58:56,636 - This is kind of funeral... - Doesn't matter. 1153 00:58:56,736 --> 00:58:58,638 (RAMBLING)...but even though it's a work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on. 1154 00:58:58,805 --> 00:59:00,573 Let's move on from the concept, okay? 1155 00:59:01,241 --> 00:59:03,176 Got it. (LAUGHS) 1156 00:59:03,276 --> 00:59:06,279 I'm not a ghost. I'm very disappointed, 1157 00:59:06,446 --> 00:59:07,814 - but I get it. - Yeah. 1158 00:59:07,981 --> 00:59:12,485 I'm me, who I am right now, and I'm just trying to help a friend. 1159 00:59:13,653 --> 00:59:16,690 I say, okay, so what if I'm not real? 1160 00:59:17,357 --> 00:59:19,259 I'm sorry. "So what?" 1161 00:59:19,426 --> 00:59:20,427 Yeah. So what? 1162 00:59:20,493 --> 00:59:22,362 (SCOFFING) But if you're not real, 1163 00:59:22,462 --> 00:59:25,310 doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters? 1164 00:59:25,198 --> 00:59:28,101 What does that mean? Look, brother, I am sitting here 1165 00:59:28,268 --> 00:59:31,638 with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time. 1166 00:59:32,172 --> 00:59:36,609 Right? And even if I'm not real, this moment is. 1167 00:59:38,110 --> 00:59:42,282 Right here, right now, this moment is real. 1168 00:59:43,283 --> 00:59:46,219 I mean, what's more real than a person tryin' to help someone they love? 1169 00:59:47,220 --> 00:59:51,958 Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is. 1170 00:59:54,694 --> 00:59:56,730 Do you know the other security guards? 1171 00:59:57,163 --> 00:59:58,565 I know 'em all. Why? 1172 00:59:59,399 --> 01:00:00,967 Hey, Buddy... 1173 01:00:01,134 --> 01:00:03,136 let's not have a good day, 1174 01:00:04,371 --> 01:00:05,805 let's have a great day. 1175 01:00:07,507 --> 01:00:08,575 BUDDY: Guy, what are we doin' here? 1176 01:00:08,742 --> 01:00:11,211 GUY: We're here to get a video clip for my friend Millie. 1177 01:00:11,378 --> 01:00:12,712 Does this look intimidating? 1178 01:00:13,313 --> 01:00:15,315 I don't know, Guy. How do you hold this thing? 1179 01:00:18,551 --> 01:00:19,853 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1180 01:00:23,156 --> 01:00:24,891 GUY: You have something I want. 1181 01:00:25,425 --> 01:00:27,160 And you're gonna hand it over. 1182 01:00:27,227 --> 01:00:28,528 (SQUEAKING) 1183 01:00:29,429 --> 01:00:30,563 How'd you get in here? 1184 01:00:30,997 --> 01:00:32,999 BUDDY: Easy. I know your security guard. 1185 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:34,601 Jimmy? 1186 01:00:34,768 --> 01:00:35,935 His name is Luigi. 1187 01:00:36,102 --> 01:00:37,704 So, if you took some time to learn his name, 1188 01:00:37,871 --> 01:00:39,506 maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick. 1189 01:00:39,673 --> 01:00:42,942 I need a video clip, and you're gonna give it to me. 1190 01:00:43,443 --> 01:00:45,178 Wait a minute, are you-- 1191 01:00:46,112 --> 01:00:47,247 Are you Blue Shirt Guy? 1192 01:00:47,414 --> 01:00:48,448 Yeah, maybe. 1193 01:00:48,615 --> 01:00:51,518 (EXCLAIMS) Holy shit! You're Guy! You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you! 1194 01:00:51,718 --> 01:00:52,752 - Yeah. - REVENJAMIN: I love you. 1195 01:00:52,919 --> 01:00:54,220 - You do? (LAUGHS) - I mean, 1196 01:00:54,387 --> 01:00:55,722 I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome. 1197 01:00:55,889 --> 01:00:56,923 You can have anything you want. 1198 01:00:57,900 --> 01:00:58,910 Wait, hold on one second. 1199 01:00:58,258 --> 01:01:00,193 Gamers, listen up, this is Revenjamin Buttons here. 1200 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,361 I'm here with Guy. 1201 01:01:01,428 --> 01:01:03,930 The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me. 1202 01:01:04,197 --> 01:01:05,198 (LAUGHS) Can I get a little-- 1203 01:01:05,365 --> 01:01:08,468 - "what-what" for my followers, Guy? - What? 1204 01:01:08,635 --> 01:01:10,136 Perfect. All right, so what's happening is... 1205 01:01:10,303 --> 01:01:11,905 Guy's looking for a clip 1206 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,607 showing a walkthrough I did to get to the secret level. 1207 01:01:16,543 --> 01:01:17,944 Who are you talking to? 1208 01:01:18,780 --> 01:01:19,412 (STIFLING LAUGHTER) 1209 01:01:19,479 --> 01:01:20,880 I'm sorry. 1210 01:01:21,470 --> 01:01:24,117 Who am I talking to? It's just such a classic Guy line. 1211 01:01:24,217 --> 01:01:25,218 Right? (LAUGHS) 1212 01:01:25,285 --> 01:01:27,787 You're good. Oh, anyway-- 1213 01:01:27,954 --> 01:01:31,224 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick. 1214 01:01:31,391 --> 01:01:32,392 (THROUGH SPEAKERS) Her name's Millie. 1215 01:01:32,492 --> 01:01:34,728 KEITH: Yeah. Wait, who? GUY: Millie. 1216 01:01:34,894 --> 01:01:36,620 (WHISPERING) I think it's going really well. 1217 01:01:36,229 --> 01:01:39,499 I know. This is literally the first time I took my gun out the holster. 1218 01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:40,734 Totally. Right? 1219 01:01:41,434 --> 01:01:44,270 Guy, I tried to go back through, but the glitch is patched. 1220 01:01:44,437 --> 01:01:45,638 And I never found it again. 1221 01:01:45,805 --> 01:01:47,607 So I'm the only one that ever saw what was on the other side. 1222 01:01:47,774 --> 01:01:49,275 But it's all here, check it out. 1223 01:01:49,442 --> 01:01:51,311 It's pretty cool, actually. It's like a whole other world. 1224 01:01:52,112 --> 01:01:54,314 - This is it? This is the game clip? - Yeah, that's it. 1225 01:01:54,481 --> 01:01:57,684 (GASPS) Can you do one, single, just one solid for me? 1226 01:01:57,851 --> 01:01:59,152 - One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah. 1227 01:01:59,252 --> 01:02:00,253 Just say my catchphrase. 1228 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,621 My viewers will just banana cream sandwich 1229 01:02:01,688 --> 01:02:02,689 all over themselves if you say it. 1230 01:02:02,789 --> 01:02:04,424 I love banana cream sandwiches. 1231 01:02:04,591 --> 01:02:05,592 REVENJAMIN: Maybe not this banana cream sandwich. 1232 01:02:05,692 --> 01:02:06,693 Yeah, this one. 1233 01:02:06,826 --> 01:02:08,962 Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say, "You know what time it is?" 1234 01:02:09,129 --> 01:02:11,264 - You know what time it is? - You know what time it is? 1235 01:02:11,431 --> 01:02:12,432 You know what time it is? 1236 01:02:12,599 --> 01:02:13,600 You know what time it is? 1237 01:02:13,666 --> 01:02:14,868 (IN DEEP VOICE) You know what time it is? 1238 01:02:15,350 --> 01:02:16,269 REVENJAMIN: You know what time it is? 1239 01:02:16,436 --> 01:02:17,771 (THREATENINGLY) You know what time it is? 1240 01:02:18,138 --> 01:02:19,873 It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah. 1241 01:02:20,273 --> 01:02:21,274 It's crime o'cl-- 1242 01:02:21,441 --> 01:02:22,676 No, I can't say that. It's not-- 1243 01:02:22,842 --> 01:02:24,811 Okay. It's all right. I'll say it myself. 1244 01:02:24,978 --> 01:02:26,813 - All right, you know what time it is? - No. 1245 01:02:26,980 --> 01:02:28,848 It's crime o'cl-- (SHOUTS) Mum! 1246 01:02:29,150 --> 01:02:30,316 Mum! Are you serious with the 1247 01:02:30,483 --> 01:02:31,685 vacuum right now? 1248 01:02:31,851 --> 01:02:33,987 You really have to do that here? I'm saying my 1249 01:02:34,154 --> 01:02:35,455 catchphrase! Everybody's watching! 1250 01:02:35,622 --> 01:02:36,790 - God! - MUM: (SHOUTING) You're 22, 1251 01:02:36,890 --> 01:02:38,491 living in my house, there is no God! 1252 01:02:38,558 --> 01:02:39,559 Sorry, Guy. 1253 01:02:39,726 --> 01:02:42,796 Thank you, Mr. Buttons. We're gonna go. 1254 01:02:42,962 --> 01:02:44,531 No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me. 1255 01:02:44,698 --> 01:02:46,399 - I'm sorry, what? - You gotta kill me. Please kill me. 1256 01:02:46,566 --> 01:02:48,868 Give it to me, Daddy. Give it to me! (EXCLAIMING) 1257 01:02:49,350 --> 01:02:51,204 No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that. 1258 01:02:51,371 --> 01:02:53,373 We're not gonna hurt anybody. I'm a good guy. 1259 01:02:53,540 --> 01:02:54,908 What? What'd you say? 1260 01:02:57,711 --> 01:02:58,712 That's deep. 1261 01:02:58,812 --> 01:02:59,879 No, it's not. 1262 01:03:00,460 --> 01:03:01,470 That's like I can taste you, deep. 1263 01:03:01,214 --> 01:03:05,180 I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword. 1264 01:03:05,850 --> 01:03:06,860 I know what you want. 1265 01:03:06,219 --> 01:03:07,320 I don't want that. 1266 01:03:07,387 --> 01:03:08,388 Yeah, you do. 1267 01:03:08,521 --> 01:03:09,656 That's touching. 1268 01:03:09,823 --> 01:03:10,924 - They're touching. - Yeah. 1269 01:03:11,558 --> 01:03:12,559 I know what you want. 1270 01:03:12,726 --> 01:03:13,927 Yes, I do. 1271 01:03:14,427 --> 01:03:16,863 You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty. 1272 01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:18,598 - No. - Uh-huh. Yes, you do. 1273 01:03:18,832 --> 01:03:20,600 GUY: The way you move, it's almost dirty. 1274 01:03:20,767 --> 01:03:22,350 What about a little Thanos Glove... 1275 01:03:22,202 --> 01:03:25,772 into a little bit of Thanos Snap? 1276 01:03:25,939 --> 01:03:27,707 - Oh. That looked like it hurt. - Yeah, a little bit. 1277 01:03:27,874 --> 01:03:29,420 A little Sunday Drive. 1278 01:03:29,209 --> 01:03:30,744 GUY: You have a beautiful home. 1279 01:03:30,910 --> 01:03:34,247 - Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man? - GUY: Bye, Mr. Buttons. 1280 01:03:34,414 --> 01:03:36,783 Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man. 1281 01:03:36,950 --> 01:03:38,918 (SHOUTING) Mum! Do not touch that sock! 1282 01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:40,720 I swear to God, if you touch that sock 1283 01:03:40,887 --> 01:03:42,889 you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! 1284 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:46,259 No! That's my special sock! Put it down! 1285 01:03:51,297 --> 01:03:52,599 GUY: Millie, please. 1286 01:03:53,299 --> 01:03:55,468 Please wake up from your standing coma. 1287 01:03:55,635 --> 01:03:58,104 Look, I know this world is just a game to you 1288 01:03:58,204 --> 01:04:00,206 and you can come and go, but, to me, 1289 01:04:00,373 --> 01:04:02,742 this place, these people, that's all I have. 1290 01:04:02,909 --> 01:04:04,944 And if I can help you save it, I wanna do that 1291 01:04:05,111 --> 01:04:07,480 but you gotta wake up, please. 1292 01:04:07,647 --> 01:04:09,282 Millie, I'm sorry for running away. 1293 01:04:09,449 --> 01:04:11,117 - Guy? - (YELPS) 1294 01:04:12,385 --> 01:04:14,320 Oh, that's so scary! It's just terrifying. 1295 01:04:14,421 --> 01:04:15,555 MILLIE: I know, I know. 1296 01:04:15,722 --> 01:04:16,723 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1297 01:04:16,823 --> 01:04:19,793 Look, you may have started out living in the background, but so did I. 1298 01:04:19,959 --> 01:04:21,728 We're done with that. 1299 01:04:23,496 --> 01:04:24,497 I got you a present. 1300 01:04:25,832 --> 01:04:27,670 I didn't have time to wrap it. 1301 01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:29,269 MILLIE: What? 1302 01:04:31,671 --> 01:04:32,739 (HELICOPTERS WHIRRING) 1303 01:04:33,907 --> 01:04:35,475 (EXCLAIMING) 1304 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:37,770 (GRUNTING) 1305 01:04:37,143 --> 01:04:40,647 (THROUGH SPEAKERS) They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year. 1306 01:04:40,814 --> 01:04:45,452 Now, I'm not gonna lie, that's at least 50% my fault. 1307 01:04:45,618 --> 01:04:48,955 GAMER: I used to shoot all the secondary characters 1308 01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:50,523 when I was bored, you know? 1309 01:04:50,690 --> 01:04:54,270 And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit. 1310 01:04:54,194 --> 01:04:56,930 Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is? 1311 01:04:57,970 --> 01:04:59,320 But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin' 1312 01:04:59,132 --> 01:05:00,800 about NPCs and how I play the game. 1313 01:05:00,967 --> 01:05:03,470 The game wasn't even made for someone like this, 1314 01:05:03,536 --> 01:05:05,105 for a player to be a good guy. 1315 01:05:05,171 --> 01:05:06,439 He's also a really cute guy. 1316 01:05:06,606 --> 01:05:09,275 And not just the face, you know, like, the whole thing. (GIGGLES) 1317 01:05:09,442 --> 01:05:11,311 And, honestly, it's got me realising, 1318 01:05:11,478 --> 01:05:13,980 maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time. 1319 01:05:14,147 --> 01:05:16,160 I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know? 1320 01:05:16,182 --> 01:05:17,884 Like, maybe people can be whatever they want. 1321 01:05:18,510 --> 01:05:20,453 He's like an icon. Is that the right word? 1322 01:05:20,620 --> 01:05:22,489 Like, he reminds us of what's possible. 1323 01:05:22,655 --> 01:05:23,990 Also, he's, like, crazy hot. 1324 01:05:24,157 --> 01:05:27,160 Oh, my God, totally. I'd hit those pixels hard. 1325 01:05:27,327 --> 01:05:28,561 NINJA: We should all be more like Blue Shirt Guy. 1326 01:05:28,728 --> 01:05:30,630 Maybe we just stop the killing. 1327 01:05:30,163 --> 01:05:32,465 (GRUNTS, SHOUTS) He's dead! You hear me? 1328 01:05:32,632 --> 01:05:34,167 The guy, put him up here. 1329 01:05:34,367 --> 01:05:36,636 Put him up here on the screen. Put him on the screen. 1330 01:05:36,803 --> 01:05:40,340 Make me see him. There he is. 1331 01:05:40,507 --> 01:05:43,430 Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder. 1332 01:05:43,209 --> 01:05:44,477 MOUSER: I thought you liked Blue Shirt. 1333 01:05:44,644 --> 01:05:46,413 Don't say words to me! 1334 01:05:46,579 --> 01:05:49,516 People are so busy watching this loser on Twitch and YouTube. 1335 01:05:49,683 --> 01:05:50,684 You know what they're not doing, guys? 1336 01:05:50,850 --> 01:05:52,152 Buying Free City 2. 1337 01:05:52,318 --> 01:05:54,187 - Pre-sales are down 16%. - 60. 1338 01:05:54,354 --> 01:05:56,156 60. That's bad. 1339 01:05:56,322 --> 01:05:58,692 Oh, we are 48 hours from launch. 1340 01:06:01,940 --> 01:06:03,329 Inoperable! 1341 01:06:03,763 --> 01:06:05,650 (SIGHS) You know, this whole good guy routine, 1342 01:06:05,231 --> 01:06:08,100 it is a bad influence, and is bad for the franchise. 1343 01:06:08,168 --> 01:06:10,503 I want him gone. I don't care who it is, boot him. 1344 01:06:10,670 --> 01:06:11,671 You can't. 1345 01:06:12,472 --> 01:06:13,473 Oh, I'm sorry, what? 1346 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:14,641 You can't. 1347 01:06:14,908 --> 01:06:15,909 Why not? 1348 01:06:15,975 --> 01:06:18,778 Because he's not a hacker, Antwan. He's an NPC. 1349 01:06:18,945 --> 01:06:20,680 You're tryin' to tell me that all this shit 1350 01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:22,816 about a self-aware NPC is real? 1351 01:06:22,982 --> 01:06:26,190 Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real. 1352 01:06:26,119 --> 01:06:27,120 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1353 01:06:27,253 --> 01:06:28,988 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 1354 01:06:29,189 --> 01:06:30,990 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 1355 01:06:31,758 --> 01:06:33,693 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 1356 01:06:33,860 --> 01:06:35,995 What to do? What to do? Got it. 1357 01:06:36,529 --> 01:06:37,530 (GRUNTS) 1358 01:06:37,764 --> 01:06:39,990 And kip-up! 1359 01:06:41,267 --> 01:06:42,669 (GRUNTS, CLAPS) 1360 01:06:42,769 --> 01:06:44,170 So we can't kick him out of the game. 1361 01:06:44,337 --> 01:06:47,140 How do we reset his AI? Ideas, people. Come on. 1362 01:06:47,307 --> 01:06:48,441 Hit me. Ideas. 1363 01:06:49,142 --> 01:06:50,477 MOUSER: You could just reboot the server. 1364 01:06:50,710 --> 01:06:51,711 (CLAPS) Keep talking. 1365 01:06:51,811 --> 01:06:53,146 If we reboot the server 1366 01:06:53,313 --> 01:06:56,490 then he's just gonna revert back to a regular non-player guy. 1367 01:06:56,549 --> 01:06:58,618 - Solution. - Antwan. 1368 01:06:58,785 --> 01:07:00,186 Antwan, you're talking about terminating 1369 01:07:00,353 --> 01:07:02,220 the first confirmed artificially intelligent 1370 01:07:02,122 --> 01:07:03,156 life-form right now, okay? 1371 01:07:03,323 --> 01:07:04,791 Honey, honey. Shush. (SHUSHES) 1372 01:07:05,725 --> 01:07:06,960 He's losing me money. 1373 01:07:07,127 --> 01:07:10,530 So, I don't care if he's Arnold-Frickin'-Schwarzen-Vader. 1374 01:07:10,697 --> 01:07:12,198 Terminate him. Reboot. 1375 01:07:12,365 --> 01:07:13,967 - MOUSER: On it. - You can't do that. 1376 01:07:14,134 --> 01:07:15,135 Reboot! 1377 01:07:16,302 --> 01:07:17,570 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1378 01:07:25,450 --> 01:07:27,881 ANNOUNCER: (THROUGH SPEAKERS) Order up and drown your bloodlust 1379 01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:30,517 with a tall glass of murderjuice. 1380 01:07:30,684 --> 01:07:32,485 Here's this week's highlights. 1381 01:07:32,819 --> 01:07:34,854 He's very expressive with his body. 1382 01:07:34,921 --> 01:07:35,922 Clearly. 1383 01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:37,223 REVENJAMIN: (THROUGH SPEAKERS) What is that? 1384 01:07:37,323 --> 01:07:38,692 It's a whole new world over there. 1385 01:07:38,858 --> 01:07:40,600 Some kinda paradise and shit. 1386 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,828 Oh, my God, that's it. 1387 01:07:41,995 --> 01:07:46,332 It's our original build and that build is proof our code is in the game. 1388 01:07:46,499 --> 01:07:48,501 You have no idea how long I've waited for this. 1389 01:07:48,668 --> 01:07:50,300 I've seen this place. 1390 01:07:50,170 --> 01:07:51,438 What? 1391 01:07:51,571 --> 01:07:52,872 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 1392 01:07:57,177 --> 01:07:58,178 Yeah. 1393 01:07:58,244 --> 01:08:00,413 What do you mean? How could you have possibly seen it? (DISTORTS) 1394 01:08:04,851 --> 01:08:06,720 Millie? Millie? 1395 01:08:09,622 --> 01:08:11,240 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1396 01:08:32,445 --> 01:08:33,780 (OMINOUS MUSIC RISING) 1397 01:08:40,887 --> 01:08:42,422 (DISTORTING, GLITCHING) 1398 01:08:51,931 --> 01:08:54,000 We're dark. Free City is offline. 1399 01:08:57,137 --> 01:08:58,238 (SIGHS) 1400 01:08:59,472 --> 01:09:01,241 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1401 01:09:01,741 --> 01:09:03,777 - GAMER: What is happening? - (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1402 01:09:03,843 --> 01:09:04,844 (EXCLAIMS IN GERMAN) 1403 01:09:08,615 --> 01:09:10,160 ANTWAN: Bye-bye, Blue Shirt. 1404 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:12,485 No, no, no. 1405 01:09:15,210 --> 01:09:16,189 (SIGHS) 1406 01:09:21,661 --> 01:09:22,829 (REBOOT MUSIC PLAYING) 1407 01:09:31,271 --> 01:09:32,505 (WHISPERS) It's okay. Come on. 1408 01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:35,508 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 1409 01:09:38,178 --> 01:09:39,679 Come on. 1410 01:09:40,213 --> 01:09:42,282 Come on, come on, come on. 1411 01:09:42,649 --> 01:09:43,817 (ALARM BEEPING) 1412 01:09:44,384 --> 01:09:45,385 (SIGHS) 1413 01:09:48,121 --> 01:09:49,389 Good morning, Goldie. 1414 01:09:49,656 --> 01:09:50,890 (LAUGHS) 1415 01:09:54,194 --> 01:09:56,696 NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) Front of warm, dry gunfire... 1416 01:09:56,863 --> 01:09:58,398 mixed with late afternoon stabbings... 1417 01:09:58,565 --> 01:10:00,467 could leave you in the streets wet with the blood of innocents 1418 01:10:00,633 --> 01:10:02,569 - by early Tuesday night. - (EXPLOSION) 1419 01:10:02,736 --> 01:10:05,338 What really is the difference between a light roast and a dark roast? 1420 01:10:05,505 --> 01:10:07,140 - Nobody knows. - (FLASHES) 1421 01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:08,808 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 1422 01:10:08,975 --> 01:10:10,760 Guy, can we talk? 1423 01:10:10,243 --> 01:10:11,344 How does the sunglass girl know your name? 1424 01:10:11,411 --> 01:10:12,412 I don't know. Keep walking. 1425 01:10:12,512 --> 01:10:13,847 MILLIE: Come on, Guy! You know me. 1426 01:10:14,140 --> 01:10:15,150 You know this. 1427 01:10:16,490 --> 01:10:17,751 You said this clip showed a place you'd seen before. 1428 01:10:17,917 --> 01:10:18,918 I need to know where. 1429 01:10:19,853 --> 01:10:21,521 The data's been erased, but it's in your head. 1430 01:10:21,688 --> 01:10:24,424 Please try to remember. This is really important. 1431 01:10:25,225 --> 01:10:28,428 Please, Guy, think. The ice cream, the swings? 1432 01:10:28,595 --> 01:10:29,829 Oh, my Guy loves swings. 1433 01:10:29,996 --> 01:10:32,650 At Free City Harbor Park, there's a great swing set there. 1434 01:10:32,232 --> 01:10:33,233 - Have you been? - MILLIE: Yes. 1435 01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:34,734 We had bubble gum ice cream. 1436 01:10:34,901 --> 01:10:37,604 OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream! 1437 01:10:37,771 --> 01:10:39,205 He loves the bubble gum ice cream. 1438 01:10:39,372 --> 01:10:41,341 Yes, I know. We had it together, remember? 1439 01:10:42,575 --> 01:10:44,911 Please, Guy, you're all I've got. 1440 01:10:49,115 --> 01:10:51,851 I'm sorry, lady. I think you have the wrong guy. 1441 01:10:52,852 --> 01:10:55,288 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 1442 01:10:55,388 --> 01:10:56,856 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1443 01:11:07,367 --> 01:11:08,768 (MOBILE PHONE RINGING) 1444 01:11:09,302 --> 01:11:10,370 Hello? 1445 01:11:10,537 --> 01:11:11,538 KEYS: (ON PHONE) I might've found something. 1446 01:11:11,604 --> 01:11:14,874 I've been going through Guy's code and there is something there, 1447 01:11:15,410 --> 01:11:17,770 even now, after the wipe. 1448 01:11:17,143 --> 01:11:18,144 What's the point? 1449 01:11:18,244 --> 01:11:20,947 Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle. We can't replicate that. 1450 01:11:21,114 --> 01:11:22,782 I tried, okay? You were right, it's over. 1451 01:11:22,949 --> 01:11:25,552 No, Millie, Millie, you're not listening to me, all right? 1452 01:11:25,719 --> 01:11:28,588 A reboot, it doesn't erase his AI coding. 1453 01:11:28,755 --> 01:11:30,924 You literally would have to destroy the servers to do that. 1454 01:11:31,910 --> 01:11:33,460 His AI is still there, it just needs to be accessed. 1455 01:11:33,626 --> 01:11:35,628 I've seen him, Keys. He's forgotten everything. 1456 01:11:35,795 --> 01:11:37,964 Just look at the trace log I sent you. 1457 01:11:38,131 --> 01:11:39,733 It'll explain everything. 1458 01:11:49,909 --> 01:11:50,977 (SIGHS) 1459 01:11:53,513 --> 01:11:54,914 (THROUGH LAPTOP) Now, from the beginning... 1460 01:11:55,810 --> 01:11:57,851 Guy's behaviour is much more complex than it should be, 1461 01:11:57,951 --> 01:11:59,652 thanks to our code. (CHUCKLES) 1462 01:11:59,986 --> 01:12:01,187 But he's still stuck in Free City. 1463 01:12:01,287 --> 01:12:03,656 He's still stuck in this life, this loop. 1464 01:12:03,757 --> 01:12:07,460 And, then, something changes. He comes to life. Why? 1465 01:12:07,627 --> 01:12:09,429 And then I remembered. 1466 01:12:09,596 --> 01:12:13,199 One of the characters from Life Itself was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn. 1467 01:12:13,366 --> 01:12:17,370 And he was someone who was designed to never meet the right person. 1468 01:12:17,537 --> 01:12:19,806 It was essentially the building blocks of the character. 1469 01:12:19,973 --> 01:12:23,977 But he never stopped hoping that he would meet "the girl of his dreams". 1470 01:12:24,144 --> 01:12:25,679 So I had to base this girl off of someone, 1471 01:12:25,845 --> 01:12:29,482 and who better than the person that I was sitting next to every day? 1472 01:12:29,649 --> 01:12:30,650 You. 1473 01:12:30,817 --> 01:12:32,318 But then, one day, 1474 01:12:32,485 --> 01:12:34,954 he meets you in Free City, and once he sees you 1475 01:12:35,121 --> 01:12:36,523 he can never be the same. 1476 01:12:36,690 --> 01:12:40,460 He was supposed to feel doomed, but instead, he feels alive 1477 01:12:40,627 --> 01:12:43,229 until, eventually, he is alive. 1478 01:12:44,531 --> 01:12:46,666 You changed him, Millie. 1479 01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:51,137 You changed his code. And I think you can do it again. 1480 01:12:51,304 --> 01:12:53,506 You brought him to life, Millie. 1481 01:12:54,641 --> 01:12:56,676 You brought him to life. 1482 01:12:56,843 --> 01:12:59,179 And he was alive because he met the one pers-- 1483 01:12:59,245 --> 01:13:00,380 (TURNS VIDEO OFF) 1484 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,820 Don't have a good day... 1485 01:13:03,149 --> 01:13:04,250 have a great day. 1486 01:13:04,417 --> 01:13:05,552 CUSTOMER: Thank you. 1487 01:13:06,190 --> 01:13:07,870 Take care. (CHUCKLES) 1488 01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:08,688 FEMALE VOICE: Everybody down on the ground! 1489 01:13:09,255 --> 01:13:11,558 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 1490 01:13:11,725 --> 01:13:12,726 Okay. 1491 01:13:12,859 --> 01:13:14,394 FEMALE VOICE: Everybody except you. 1492 01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:19,666 Door, door, door. I got it. 1493 01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:21,670 (GRUNTS) Please, I have a goldfish. 1494 01:13:21,234 --> 01:13:22,369 Look, I don't have long. 1495 01:13:22,535 --> 01:13:24,671 I just took you hostage, so there are three badges on me. 1496 01:13:24,838 --> 01:13:26,606 GUY: Badges? Is that like a Girl Scout thing? What is that? 1497 01:13:26,706 --> 01:13:27,707 MILLIE: There is something inside you, Guy. 1498 01:13:27,774 --> 01:13:28,775 GUY: What? I don't want anything inside of me. 1499 01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:29,876 MILLIE: They stuck you in that bank and 1500 01:13:29,943 --> 01:13:31,110 expected you to just follow the rules... 1501 01:13:31,770 --> 01:13:32,846 - GUY: I love the bank. - ...and do the same thing every day. 1502 01:13:33,130 --> 01:13:35,810 - You are so much more than that. - I don't wanna be more than that. 1503 01:13:35,248 --> 01:13:36,916 No, and I need you to remember it. 1504 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:39,850 Why have you been following me and how do you know my name? 1505 01:13:39,185 --> 01:13:40,186 Put these on. 1506 01:13:40,253 --> 01:13:41,788 I don't have to do anything that I don't wanna do. 1507 01:13:41,955 --> 01:13:44,570 - True. The choice is totally yours. - (COCKS GUN) 1508 01:13:44,224 --> 01:13:45,925 Okay. Okay. Fine. 1509 01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:47,270 (GASPS) 1510 01:13:48,428 --> 01:13:49,596 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1511 01:13:50,697 --> 01:13:52,732 GUY: What is that? 1512 01:13:52,899 --> 01:13:54,601 What are these? Trick glasses or something? 1513 01:13:54,701 --> 01:13:55,702 Listen carefully. 1514 01:13:55,802 --> 01:13:58,638 In 24 hours, this world, everyone you know, 1515 01:13:58,738 --> 01:14:00,940 it's all gonna disappear for good. 1516 01:14:01,107 --> 01:14:02,575 Can you please just let me go? 1517 01:14:02,742 --> 01:14:04,144 I mean, I haven't really even seen your face. 1518 01:14:04,310 --> 01:14:05,612 I mean, I've seen the general area, 1519 01:14:05,712 --> 01:14:07,280 but I'm not really good with descriptive words. 1520 01:14:07,447 --> 01:14:08,815 Not really good with words in general. 1521 01:14:08,915 --> 01:14:09,916 (DISTANT SIREN WAILING) 1522 01:14:09,983 --> 01:14:11,551 - Screw it. - What? Oh! 1523 01:14:13,420 --> 01:14:15,880 (GRENADE WHISTLES, EXPLODES) 1524 01:14:30,970 --> 01:14:32,720 (SOFTLY) I remember. 1525 01:14:33,173 --> 01:14:34,541 Welcome back. 1526 01:14:35,175 --> 01:14:38,144 No. I remember everything. 1527 01:14:38,912 --> 01:14:39,913 Come with me. 1528 01:14:40,814 --> 01:14:43,850 I do this every day so much, I'd forgotten why. 1529 01:14:47,220 --> 01:14:48,722 Do you see that? 1530 01:14:48,888 --> 01:14:50,357 Right there. 1531 01:14:50,990 --> 01:14:52,392 MILLIE: Oh, my God. 1532 01:14:53,860 --> 01:14:55,328 (EXCLAIMS) Oh, my God! 1533 01:14:55,595 --> 01:14:59,320 Antwan hid our original build past the horizon, making it invisible... 1534 01:14:59,199 --> 01:15:01,368 but he forgot to scrub the reflections. 1535 01:15:02,435 --> 01:15:04,170 It's still out there, Guy. We just can't see it. 1536 01:15:05,271 --> 01:15:06,940 If we can get there, that is the evidence we need. 1537 01:15:07,107 --> 01:15:09,843 You can't go past the water line. I tried. 1538 01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:11,440 We need help. 1539 01:15:12,278 --> 01:15:14,347 KEYS: Antwan found a way to hide it in plain sight 1540 01:15:14,414 --> 01:15:16,416 in the one place no one can even get to. 1541 01:15:16,583 --> 01:15:17,584 (CONTINUES OVER PHONE) I can't even believe 1542 01:15:17,684 --> 01:15:18,685 he's smart enough to be this diabolical. 1543 01:15:18,752 --> 01:15:20,253 Keys, I need you to focus. 1544 01:15:20,420 --> 01:15:23,923 Okay. So, the reflection shows the build past the southern horizon. 1545 01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:26,192 But the game physics won't allow you past the beach. 1546 01:15:26,359 --> 01:15:28,928 But you think you can find a way to get us past the collision mesh? 1547 01:15:29,290 --> 01:15:30,300 KEYS: We're gonna need a bridge. 1548 01:15:30,296 --> 01:15:32,365 You just get to Hitman's Beach and I'll figure out the rest. 1549 01:15:32,532 --> 01:15:33,733 And, Millie, 1550 01:15:34,234 --> 01:15:35,468 be careful. 1551 01:15:35,635 --> 01:15:37,570 Antwan may be an ******, but he's not stupid. 1552 01:15:37,737 --> 01:15:40,273 He'll figure out what you're up to and he'll throw everything he's got at you. 1553 01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:41,441 You're right. 1554 01:15:41,608 --> 01:15:44,878 (OVER SPEAKERS) Um, hi, Millie, and other person I can't see, 1555 01:15:45,450 --> 01:15:46,312 w-- I have an idea. 1556 01:15:46,479 --> 01:15:48,248 What if he has nothing to throw? 1557 01:15:50,116 --> 01:15:52,952 GUY: Everyone! Gather round! 1558 01:15:53,530 --> 01:15:54,287 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1559 01:15:54,387 --> 01:15:55,789 Thank you for coming. 1560 01:15:56,623 --> 01:15:57,824 Now, you know me, I'm Guy. 1561 01:15:57,991 --> 01:15:59,492 NPCs: Hi, Guy. 1562 01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:01,161 GUY: Hi. 1563 01:16:02,620 --> 01:16:04,798 What I'm about to say may be hard to understand. 1564 01:16:05,732 --> 01:16:07,100 Really hard to understand. 1565 01:16:08,968 --> 01:16:12,720 But, are you sick of living in the background? 1566 01:16:12,138 --> 01:16:13,273 (NPCs AGREEING) 1567 01:16:13,406 --> 01:16:15,141 Aren't you sick of being shot at? 1568 01:16:15,241 --> 01:16:16,242 Enough. 1569 01:16:16,309 --> 01:16:17,944 - Taken hostage? - No more. 1570 01:16:18,110 --> 01:16:19,312 - Run over? - We done with that. 1571 01:16:19,479 --> 01:16:21,581 Robbed? Stabbed? Used as a human shield? 1572 01:16:21,748 --> 01:16:23,116 (EXCITEDLY) We are tired of being stabbed! 1573 01:16:23,283 --> 01:16:24,451 - Buddy! - Sorry. 1574 01:16:24,617 --> 01:16:26,252 What are you trying to say, Guy? 1575 01:16:26,419 --> 01:16:29,356 I'm tryin' to say that things in this city don't have to be this way. 1576 01:16:29,522 --> 01:16:30,590 Things can be different. 1577 01:16:30,757 --> 01:16:31,791 Different how? 1578 01:16:32,359 --> 01:16:34,361 For starters, you can put your arms down. 1579 01:16:34,461 --> 01:16:35,462 Yeah. 1580 01:16:37,497 --> 01:16:40,200 - (GRUNTING) - GUY: There you go. You got it. Yeah. 1581 01:16:40,367 --> 01:16:41,868 - Keep pushing. There you go. - (CONTINUES GRUNTING) 1582 01:16:42,168 --> 01:16:43,937 GUY: Breathe through it. There you go. BANK MANAGER: Do it. Do it. Do it. 1583 01:16:44,104 --> 01:16:45,472 - HOSTAGE: No, not gonna happen. - Nope. 1584 01:16:45,638 --> 01:16:46,706 That feels unnatural. 1585 01:16:46,873 --> 01:16:49,420 I mean, what about when someone runs in with a gun? 1586 01:16:49,476 --> 01:16:51,544 Having my arms up is just a real time saver. 1587 01:16:51,711 --> 01:16:56,449 Except, what if the guy with the gun doesn't come? 1588 01:16:56,616 --> 01:16:57,650 OFFICER JOHNNY: What? OFFICER 2: What? 1589 01:16:58,218 --> 01:16:59,386 There's always a guy with a gun. 1590 01:16:59,552 --> 01:17:01,121 So many guys with guns. 1591 01:17:01,688 --> 01:17:04,958 People, what if our world doesn't have to be so scary? 1592 01:17:06,326 --> 01:17:08,280 What if we can change it? 1593 01:17:08,194 --> 01:17:13,660 Millie! How many times a day are the banks robbed in your world? 1594 01:17:13,233 --> 01:17:14,667 Hardly ever, Guy. 1595 01:17:14,801 --> 01:17:16,636 - (NPCs EXCLAIMING) - GUY: What about corpses, Millie? 1596 01:17:16,803 --> 01:17:17,804 - What? - GUY: You see a lot of those? 1597 01:17:17,971 --> 01:17:19,305 How many an hour? 1598 01:17:19,472 --> 01:17:20,874 None per hour, Guy. 1599 01:17:21,410 --> 01:17:22,375 GUY: What about gun violence? 1600 01:17:22,876 --> 01:17:24,577 See a lot of gun violence in your world? 1601 01:17:24,744 --> 01:17:27,914 Actually, that's a big problem, Guy. (CHUCKLES) It's a massive problem. 1602 01:17:29,849 --> 01:17:30,850 I didn't see that coming. 1603 01:17:31,170 --> 01:17:32,252 It's true. It really sucks. 1604 01:17:33,486 --> 01:17:37,691 The point is, we don't have to be spectators to our own lives. 1605 01:17:38,591 --> 01:17:40,226 We can be whatever we want. 1606 01:17:40,393 --> 01:17:41,895 We can't all be you, Guy. 1607 01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:43,363 That's not true. 1608 01:17:44,731 --> 01:17:47,867 What's inside of me is inside of you, too. 1609 01:17:47,934 --> 01:17:48,935 NPCs: What? 1610 01:17:49,350 --> 01:17:52,500 GUY: It's inside of each and every one of you. You're growing. 1611 01:17:52,172 --> 01:17:55,275 I need more in my life than drip coffee. I want to make... 1612 01:17:55,442 --> 01:17:56,443 A cappuccino. 1613 01:17:56,543 --> 01:17:58,211 ...a goddamn difference in the world. 1614 01:17:58,378 --> 01:17:59,546 Much, much better. 1615 01:17:59,713 --> 01:18:00,714 And a green tea boba. 1616 01:18:00,847 --> 01:18:02,415 - Holy shit! - That's right! 1617 01:18:02,582 --> 01:18:04,170 - (NPCs CHEERING) - You go, girl. 1618 01:18:04,184 --> 01:18:05,251 Oh, my God, you're amazing! 1619 01:18:05,418 --> 01:18:07,530 If I could just make it out past that water, 1620 01:18:07,220 --> 01:18:09,222 there's a world out there where we can be free. 1621 01:18:09,389 --> 01:18:11,391 Where we get to decide who we wanna be. 1622 01:18:11,558 --> 01:18:13,860 Where we can matter. But we have to fight for it. 1623 01:18:14,270 --> 01:18:15,762 We have to fight together. 1624 01:18:15,929 --> 01:18:17,230 NPCs: Yeah! 1625 01:18:18,980 --> 01:18:20,400 You guys have always done what's expected of you. 1626 01:18:20,567 --> 01:18:22,680 But that shit ends today. 1627 01:18:22,202 --> 01:18:23,203 Yeah! 1628 01:18:23,737 --> 01:18:25,438 I don't even know what's happening right now! 1629 01:18:25,538 --> 01:18:26,539 But I love it! 1630 01:18:26,606 --> 01:18:27,941 (NPCs CHEERING) 1631 01:18:28,108 --> 01:18:29,442 BUDDY: I love it! 1632 01:18:29,542 --> 01:18:30,577 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1633 01:18:30,643 --> 01:18:31,644 I love it! 1634 01:18:31,811 --> 01:18:33,747 I love it, too! Come on, guys, get in here! 1635 01:18:33,913 --> 01:18:36,783 Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in! 1636 01:18:36,883 --> 01:18:37,984 (INDISTINCT EXCITED CHATTERING) 1637 01:18:42,989 --> 01:18:44,724 ROBBER: Everybody get down on the ground! 1638 01:18:44,791 --> 01:18:45,992 (FIRING) 1639 01:18:49,796 --> 01:18:50,830 Hello? 1640 01:18:52,432 --> 01:18:54,334 Where the hell is everybody? 1641 01:18:55,168 --> 01:18:56,836 Hello? 1642 01:18:56,936 --> 01:18:58,238 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1643 01:19:07,313 --> 01:19:09,182 MAN: Where are all the NPCs? 1644 01:19:17,991 --> 01:19:20,660 LAZARBEAM: Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now. 1645 01:19:20,827 --> 01:19:22,262 I've never seen anything like this. 1646 01:19:22,429 --> 01:19:23,763 Up until recently, 1647 01:19:23,830 --> 01:19:26,633 I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing. 1648 01:19:26,700 --> 01:19:29,669 And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory 1649 01:19:29,836 --> 01:19:33,473 but some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player. 1650 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:36,343 - That he's actual AI. - AI? 1651 01:19:36,509 --> 01:19:39,979 Actual AI. You know, alive. 1652 01:19:40,146 --> 01:19:42,382 It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere. 1653 01:19:42,549 --> 01:19:45,452 Antwan, if you're watching this, please fix the game. 1654 01:19:45,618 --> 01:19:47,887 - Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt. - ANTWAN: Oh, my God. My God! 1655 01:19:48,540 --> 01:19:49,389 JONATHAN: Antwan, you should see this. 1656 01:19:51,791 --> 01:19:53,460 REVENJAMIN: And you, you tried to steal it from me 1657 01:19:53,526 --> 01:19:55,280 with that Molotov chick. 1658 01:19:55,128 --> 01:19:56,129 - GUY: Her name's Millie. - REVENJAMIN: Who? 1659 01:19:56,196 --> 01:19:57,197 GUY: Millie. 1660 01:19:57,464 --> 01:20:00,400 ANTWAN: Got her. Got her! Got you! Got you! 1661 01:20:00,567 --> 01:20:03,136 Mouser! Put him up on the screen. Now. Put him up. 1662 01:20:03,303 --> 01:20:04,838 That's it. Come on, quicker. 1663 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:06,473 Yes, there he is. 1664 01:20:06,639 --> 01:20:10,210 He's joyriding around Free City with some player called Molotovgirl. 1665 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,213 AKA Millie Rusk. 1666 01:20:13,847 --> 01:20:15,415 Millie Rusk? Isn't that Keys' old partner? 1667 01:20:15,515 --> 01:20:16,516 ANTWAN: Yeah. 1668 01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:18,818 Also the one who's trying to hit me with this bogus lawsuit 1669 01:20:18,985 --> 01:20:21,254 'cause she's desperate for a piece of Soonami Kwan. 1670 01:20:21,421 --> 01:20:22,889 Boot Molotovgirl now. 1671 01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:27,600 I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can, but her account's spoofed. 1672 01:20:27,227 --> 01:20:28,228 This woman is exceptional. 1673 01:20:28,395 --> 01:20:29,829 Then kill her in the game. 1674 01:20:29,996 --> 01:20:32,699 "What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her. 1675 01:20:32,866 --> 01:20:36,202 Throw everything at them, all right? Five badges, G. 1676 01:20:36,369 --> 01:20:37,871 Yeah, just one problem. 1677 01:20:38,204 --> 01:20:39,439 We don't have anything. 1678 01:20:39,606 --> 01:20:40,707 Whatchu talking about, Willis? 1679 01:20:40,874 --> 01:20:42,375 We don't have any defences. 1680 01:20:42,542 --> 01:20:45,879 We don't have police, military, no nothing. 1681 01:20:46,460 --> 01:20:47,580 It's what I've been trying to tell you. 1682 01:20:47,747 --> 01:20:51,251 It's like every NPC went on strike. 1683 01:20:51,418 --> 01:20:52,952 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1684 01:20:53,530 --> 01:20:55,388 Got a tall, half-caf, double foam oat milk, 1685 01:20:55,455 --> 01:20:56,956 matcha latte with cinnamon! 1686 01:20:57,123 --> 01:20:58,391 - That's me. - Hey. 1687 01:20:58,558 --> 01:20:59,859 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1688 01:21:00,126 --> 01:21:01,127 OFFICER JOHNNY: Cheers. 1689 01:21:01,227 --> 01:21:02,696 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (NPCs CHEERING) 1690 01:21:03,897 --> 01:21:05,565 Go get 'em, Guy! 1691 01:21:07,267 --> 01:21:09,369 It's like a digital walkout. 1692 01:21:09,869 --> 01:21:11,604 No, it's not. 1693 01:21:11,771 --> 01:21:13,707 They're doing this on purpose, it's part of their plan. 1694 01:21:13,873 --> 01:21:15,909 You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna kill them in the game. 1695 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:17,977 Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now. 1696 01:21:18,144 --> 01:21:20,480 But that means any players who die will be done for good. 1697 01:21:20,647 --> 01:21:21,948 They'll freak out. 1698 01:21:24,217 --> 01:21:26,553 (WHISPERING) I don't care. 1699 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:31,910 Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time? 1700 01:21:31,224 --> 01:21:32,292 Are you looking for some sort of banter thing 1701 01:21:32,392 --> 01:21:33,393 'cause you think we're friends now 1702 01:21:33,593 --> 01:21:34,894 and we're in some sort of gang together? 1703 01:21:35,610 --> 01:21:36,996 Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for. 1704 01:21:37,130 --> 01:21:38,131 Cool, we're a team. 1705 01:21:38,231 --> 01:21:39,232 We should come up 1706 01:21:39,299 --> 01:21:40,333 - with a catchphrase, okay? - All right. 1707 01:21:40,467 --> 01:21:42,102 - On three. One, two, three-- - One, two, three-- 1708 01:21:42,268 --> 01:21:44,137 (SHOUTING) Get back to work! 1709 01:21:44,904 --> 01:21:46,473 Someone find me Keys! 1710 01:21:46,573 --> 01:21:48,274 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (TYRES SCREECHING) 1711 01:21:49,642 --> 01:21:50,643 (GUY WHOOPS) 1712 01:21:50,944 --> 01:21:53,513 All right, people, you heard him. It's go time! 1713 01:21:53,613 --> 01:21:55,181 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC RISING) 1714 01:21:58,351 --> 01:22:00,453 Okay, that's not good. 1715 01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:01,521 (RUMBLING) 1716 01:22:01,988 --> 01:22:03,857 He knows where we're going. 1717 01:22:03,957 --> 01:22:05,250 (SHATTERING) 1718 01:22:09,829 --> 01:22:11,798 MOUSER: All right, I got him. I got him. Don't worry. 1719 01:22:11,965 --> 01:22:13,633 Want some four wheels to the face? 1720 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:14,968 Take that. Boom! 1721 01:22:15,268 --> 01:22:16,269 (GRUNTS) 1722 01:22:16,503 --> 01:22:17,537 (CRASHING) 1723 01:22:18,705 --> 01:22:21,307 Rabbit's coming for you. Apex predator. 1724 01:22:22,942 --> 01:22:23,943 GUY: Whoa! 1725 01:22:25,110 --> 01:22:26,546 (CARS CRASHING) 1726 01:22:32,118 --> 01:22:33,553 Here we go. Y'all watching this? 1727 01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:35,210 I'm about to end this fool. 1728 01:22:35,121 --> 01:22:37,157 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (RUMBLING) 1729 01:22:37,223 --> 01:22:39,559 (BREATHING HEAVILY) Come on, come on, come on. 1730 01:22:39,726 --> 01:22:41,561 Keys, if you're there, a little help, please. 1731 01:22:41,661 --> 01:22:43,229 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1732 01:22:45,632 --> 01:22:47,467 - (RUMBLING) - (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) 1733 01:22:50,170 --> 01:22:51,304 (ENGINE RACING) 1734 01:22:51,371 --> 01:22:52,372 (GUY GRUNTS) 1735 01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:57,143 (SHOUTS) God! Okay, who did that? Who is doing that? 1736 01:22:57,310 --> 01:23:00,980 Don't play with me! Seriously! I'm under way too much pressure! 1737 01:23:01,470 --> 01:23:02,849 (RUMBLING, CRASHING) 1738 01:23:05,485 --> 01:23:06,486 Come on! 1739 01:23:10,590 --> 01:23:11,725 Go, go, go! 1740 01:23:24,170 --> 01:23:25,238 (SIGHS) 1741 01:23:27,507 --> 01:23:29,709 I just checked with security. Keys hasn't left the building. 1742 01:23:29,843 --> 01:23:30,910 Oh, sounds like you've done everything possible. 1743 01:23:31,110 --> 01:23:32,120 Time to give up? You wanna give up? 1744 01:23:32,780 --> 01:23:33,790 No, I'm sensing you want me to keep looking. 1745 01:23:33,179 --> 01:23:34,180 - Go. - I'll be back. 1746 01:23:34,347 --> 01:23:36,549 I have no idea where these fools are running to. 1747 01:23:37,550 --> 01:23:41,121 I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach. 1748 01:23:41,287 --> 01:23:43,390 MOUSER: Well, that's stupid. There's nothing out there but water. 1749 01:23:43,556 --> 01:23:46,126 Game physics won't even let you get past the shoreline. 1750 01:23:47,894 --> 01:23:49,896 Unless there is something out there. 1751 01:23:51,197 --> 01:23:52,899 Antwan, is there something there? 1752 01:23:54,401 --> 01:23:56,302 Screw it. Art nerds. 1753 01:23:56,469 --> 01:23:57,871 Time for Dude. 1754 01:23:57,937 --> 01:23:58,972 We're still working on him. 1755 01:23:59,139 --> 01:24:01,274 I worked on him myself. He's perfect. 1756 01:24:01,441 --> 01:24:02,876 Drop in Dude now. 1757 01:24:03,810 --> 01:24:05,412 Just do it. He's got, like, half a brain, 1758 01:24:05,578 --> 01:24:08,782 he's barely written, but, sure, start the upload. 1759 01:24:16,456 --> 01:24:17,557 GUY: What are we supposed to do now? 1760 01:24:17,724 --> 01:24:19,492 MILLIE: Now Keys finds us a bridge. 1761 01:24:20,994 --> 01:24:23,830 ANTWAN: Come to collect those knives you stabbed in my back, bro? 1762 01:24:25,732 --> 01:24:27,434 You've been helping Millie Rusk this whole time. 1763 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:28,935 She's looking for your build. 1764 01:24:29,102 --> 01:24:30,470 What build, Antwan? 1765 01:24:31,104 --> 01:24:32,639 It's not like you used our code anyway, right? 1766 01:24:32,806 --> 01:24:34,700 And if you didn't use our code 1767 01:24:34,174 --> 01:24:36,743 then how can our original build be in the game, right? 1768 01:24:37,444 --> 01:24:39,312 Or am I missing something? 1769 01:24:41,181 --> 01:24:42,182 Leave us. 1770 01:24:45,785 --> 01:24:49,255 Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk. 1771 01:24:49,422 --> 01:24:52,158 If I'd put out your dumb game, it would have bombed. 1772 01:24:52,325 --> 01:24:53,593 Antwan, you don't know it would've failed. 1773 01:24:53,660 --> 01:24:54,661 Yeah, I do know. 1774 01:24:54,828 --> 01:24:57,831 I looked at the numbers, the tracking, the focus groups. 1775 01:24:57,997 --> 01:25:01,634 Has it ever occurred to you that some things matter more than numbers? 1776 01:25:01,801 --> 01:25:04,204 What matters more than numbers? Money? 1777 01:25:04,371 --> 01:25:07,400 Yo, news flash, bro, money is still numbers. 1778 01:25:07,207 --> 01:25:08,541 Nothing matters more than numbers! 1779 01:25:08,708 --> 01:25:10,110 You should be thanking me! 1780 01:25:10,276 --> 01:25:11,277 I should be thanking you? 1781 01:25:11,344 --> 01:25:13,680 What about the profits that you got from our work? 1782 01:25:13,847 --> 01:25:15,882 You chose your side, little Padawan. 1783 01:25:16,490 --> 01:25:19,619 And now, it's time for you to take your place next to the Emperor. 1784 01:25:19,686 --> 01:25:20,687 You get me, bro? 1785 01:25:21,788 --> 01:25:24,858 Yeah, I get you. Bro. (CHUCKLES) 1786 01:25:24,991 --> 01:25:27,394 Which leads me to this. 1787 01:25:28,128 --> 01:25:29,796 (ELECTRICAL WHIRRING) 1788 01:25:42,676 --> 01:25:43,910 Thanks, Keys. 1789 01:25:48,581 --> 01:25:50,216 What the hell was that? 1790 01:25:50,850 --> 01:25:53,219 Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic. 1791 01:25:56,523 --> 01:25:59,225 ANTWAN: Oh, I thought you were smarter than this, Keys. 1792 01:25:59,392 --> 01:26:01,494 You're obviously fired, you know that. 1793 01:26:01,661 --> 01:26:04,698 And, you, what is she still doing in the game, man? 1794 01:26:04,764 --> 01:26:05,765 Boot everyone. 1795 01:26:05,932 --> 01:26:08,340 Hold up. You want me to boot all the players? 1796 01:26:08,201 --> 01:26:09,936 Boot them out of the game, now! 1797 01:26:10,103 --> 01:26:11,504 Cancel every player account! 1798 01:26:11,838 --> 01:26:13,540 And where the hell is Dude? 1799 01:26:13,707 --> 01:26:16,409 Security! Kick this punk out. 1800 01:26:22,349 --> 01:26:23,350 - Guy! - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1801 01:26:23,516 --> 01:26:25,285 - Millie! - They're taking me out. 1802 01:26:25,385 --> 01:26:26,386 What's happening? 1803 01:26:26,453 --> 01:26:27,520 (VOICE GLITCHING) It's on you now. Everybody's watching. 1804 01:26:27,687 --> 01:26:28,855 You gotta keep going. 1805 01:26:29,220 --> 01:26:31,257 Wait, wait, wait! Will I see you again? 1806 01:26:31,424 --> 01:26:33,930 You will if you make it across that bridge. 1807 01:26:33,259 --> 01:26:35,228 Show the whole world our build. That's the proof. 1808 01:26:35,395 --> 01:26:37,297 You do that, Antwan is done. 1809 01:26:37,764 --> 01:26:38,765 I'll make it. 1810 01:26:41,368 --> 01:26:42,369 (GROANS) 1811 01:26:42,802 --> 01:26:43,903 I'll make it. 1812 01:26:45,710 --> 01:26:46,720 What the hell? 1813 01:26:48,375 --> 01:26:49,776 What's going on? 1814 01:27:13,299 --> 01:27:14,401 (SIGHS) 1815 01:27:18,710 --> 01:27:20,600 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1816 01:27:20,106 --> 01:27:21,908 (MAN SHOUTS IN MANDARIN) 1817 01:27:29,149 --> 01:27:33,190 All right, let's all remember this moment, before we were fired. 1818 01:27:33,987 --> 01:27:35,155 - Oh! - (GRUNTS) 1819 01:27:35,255 --> 01:27:36,489 (GROANS) Wow. 1820 01:27:41,594 --> 01:27:42,762 Catchphrase. 1821 01:27:42,829 --> 01:27:43,830 MOUSER: Catchphrase? 1822 01:27:44,664 --> 01:27:46,132 What? I haven't had time to think one up yet. 1823 01:27:46,299 --> 01:27:49,869 Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase is a pretty cool catchphrase. 1824 01:27:50,870 --> 01:27:52,500 (DUDE GRUNTS) 1825 01:27:54,107 --> 01:27:55,308 (GRUNTS) Whoa. 1826 01:27:56,609 --> 01:27:59,546 Get up, Guy. Get up. 1827 01:27:59,879 --> 01:28:00,980 (GROANS) 1828 01:28:12,192 --> 01:28:14,270 Oh, no, no, no. 1829 01:28:16,363 --> 01:28:17,630 (SCOOTER HORN BEEPS) 1830 01:28:18,398 --> 01:28:21,501 Guy, I came to save you. (CHUCKLING IN AWE) 1831 01:28:23,636 --> 01:28:25,705 - Who is this? - I don't know. 1832 01:28:25,872 --> 01:28:27,730 He's glorious. 1833 01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:28,742 (CHUCKLES) 1834 01:28:28,842 --> 01:28:30,760 I mean, he's just like you... 1835 01:28:30,243 --> 01:28:31,678 but way better. 1836 01:28:32,312 --> 01:28:33,380 (CHUCKLES) 1837 01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:35,715 Way, way better. 1838 01:28:35,882 --> 01:28:37,550 - Thank you. - No, that's not a compliment. 1839 01:28:37,751 --> 01:28:39,190 I wouldn't touch him if I were you, Buddy. 1840 01:28:39,185 --> 01:28:40,487 What do you mean you don't think I should touch him? 1841 01:28:40,653 --> 01:28:41,988 You don't mind this, do you? 1842 01:28:42,155 --> 01:28:43,823 'Cause I'm your buddy, too. 1843 01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:46,326 (SCATTING) 1844 01:28:47,927 --> 01:28:50,960 Yeah, I think he's gonna hit you. 1845 01:28:50,263 --> 01:28:51,264 He punches so hard. 1846 01:28:51,398 --> 01:28:52,399 But yet his hands are so soft. 1847 01:28:52,565 --> 01:28:53,933 - Be strong. - Okay, bye. 1848 01:28:54,100 --> 01:28:56,690 Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him. (LAUGHING) 1849 01:28:56,202 --> 01:28:57,704 - (DUDE GRUNTS) - BUDDY: Whee! 1850 01:28:57,771 --> 01:28:59,205 Ha-ha! (GROANS) 1851 01:28:59,272 --> 01:29:00,674 (DUDE GRUNTING) 1852 01:29:02,342 --> 01:29:03,510 KEITH: Oh... 1853 01:29:05,578 --> 01:29:06,579 (INHALES SHARPLY) 1854 01:29:07,180 --> 01:29:09,516 No, no, no! No! 1855 01:29:09,683 --> 01:29:12,218 Get up, Guy, get up! 1856 01:29:13,530 --> 01:29:14,421 Playtime's over. Catchphrase. 1857 01:29:14,554 --> 01:29:15,555 I don't know what that means. 1858 01:29:18,291 --> 01:29:19,626 Come on, man. Get up! 1859 01:29:19,793 --> 01:29:20,794 Get up. 1860 01:29:22,128 --> 01:29:24,764 There are three things I love in life. 1861 01:29:24,931 --> 01:29:29,402 Kickin' ***, TBD, third thing here. 1862 01:29:31,471 --> 01:29:32,872 (BOTH GRUNT) 1863 01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:35,608 - Oof! Oh, shit! - (GROANING) 1864 01:29:37,477 --> 01:29:39,450 ANTWAN: Activate death blow. 1865 01:29:39,112 --> 01:29:40,113 Bye, Guy. 1866 01:29:42,816 --> 01:29:44,451 (EXHALING SHARPLY) 1867 01:29:44,918 --> 01:29:46,786 Oh, shit, that's a death blow. 1868 01:29:48,955 --> 01:29:49,956 Get up! 1869 01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:52,492 Mum, he's coming in with a death blow! 1870 01:29:55,595 --> 01:29:56,596 Get up, Guy. 1871 01:29:59,632 --> 01:30:00,633 (DUDE GRUNTS) 1872 01:30:00,734 --> 01:30:02,569 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS) 1873 01:30:02,635 --> 01:30:03,737 Oh. 1874 01:30:05,739 --> 01:30:07,507 What the shit? 1875 01:30:08,441 --> 01:30:10,110 (GASPS DRAMATICALLY) 1876 01:30:12,812 --> 01:30:13,813 (DUDE GRUNTS) 1877 01:30:15,810 --> 01:30:16,316 That was dope. 1878 01:30:21,210 --> 01:30:22,489 (AIR HORN TOOTS) 1879 01:30:23,990 --> 01:30:25,291 (YELLS) 1880 01:30:32,632 --> 01:30:34,167 - Hold on. Is that-- - That's a-- 1881 01:30:34,300 --> 01:30:37,370 Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude. 1882 01:30:37,604 --> 01:30:38,671 Mm-hmm. 1883 01:30:39,390 --> 01:30:40,340 (GUY GRUNTS) 1884 01:30:43,843 --> 01:30:45,779 - Is that a lightsabre? - It is. 1885 01:30:47,781 --> 01:30:49,115 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1886 01:30:53,687 --> 01:30:55,121 (DUDE GRUNTS) 1887 01:31:02,562 --> 01:31:04,698 (DUDE YELPING) 1888 01:31:13,673 --> 01:31:15,175 (BOTH GRUNT) 1889 01:31:16,643 --> 01:31:18,440 (GROANING) 1890 01:31:18,144 --> 01:31:19,145 (GRUNTS) 1891 01:31:19,212 --> 01:31:20,513 (GRUNTING) 1892 01:31:21,648 --> 01:31:22,649 Oh! 1893 01:31:29,155 --> 01:31:30,256 Guy! 1894 01:31:32,158 --> 01:31:33,660 - (GUY GRUNTS) - Yes! 1895 01:31:33,827 --> 01:31:36,329 Yes! That's right. Get up, Guy. Come on. 1896 01:31:36,596 --> 01:31:38,264 (STRAINED GRUNTING) 1897 01:31:40,166 --> 01:31:41,601 (GRUNTING) 1898 01:31:42,602 --> 01:31:44,700 (STRAINING) 1899 01:31:45,538 --> 01:31:47,507 (DUDE CONTINUES GRUNTING) 1900 01:31:53,460 --> 01:31:54,414 - (GASPS) - (GUY GRUNTS) 1901 01:31:54,514 --> 01:31:56,349 (BOTH GASPING) 1902 01:31:57,217 --> 01:31:58,218 GUY: There you go. 1903 01:31:59,119 --> 01:32:00,920 Do you see them all now? Yeah? 1904 01:32:01,210 --> 01:32:02,389 - Uh-huh. - GUY: Yeah? 1905 01:32:02,455 --> 01:32:05,291 Yeah, shiny things everywhere. 1906 01:32:06,726 --> 01:32:08,261 Yeah, there you go. Go get it. 1907 01:32:08,428 --> 01:32:10,263 Just lots of little snacks. 1908 01:32:10,563 --> 01:32:11,965 (UPBEAT POP ROCK SONG PLAYING) 1909 01:32:12,650 --> 01:32:13,800 (DUDE CHUCKLING) 1910 01:32:13,900 --> 01:32:17,370 Yeah, not a dancer. No. 1911 01:32:17,570 --> 01:32:19,305 Run free, better me. 1912 01:32:20,607 --> 01:32:21,775 Let's go. 1913 01:32:21,941 --> 01:32:23,410 Where are we going? 1914 01:32:23,576 --> 01:32:25,278 We can't let them get across that bridge. 1915 01:32:25,612 --> 01:32:27,800 You wanna finish this out with me? 1916 01:32:27,580 --> 01:32:30,550 Look, I don't even know what's going on, but, hell yes, I'm with you. 1917 01:32:30,617 --> 01:32:32,252 Ha-ha! 1918 01:32:32,318 --> 01:32:34,540 Let's go! 1919 01:32:49,469 --> 01:32:50,603 (MOBILE PHONE CHIMES) 1920 01:32:59,145 --> 01:33:00,413 Antwan, come on, man. 1921 01:33:00,580 --> 01:33:02,916 What are we doing here? 1922 01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:05,585 Where are the servers to Free City 1? 1923 01:33:05,752 --> 01:33:08,488 No. Antwan, what the hell are you doing? 1924 01:33:08,955 --> 01:33:12,192 If they get past that horizon to the build, I lose everything! 1925 01:33:12,625 --> 01:33:13,993 Wait, so you did steal their code. 1926 01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:16,463 ANTWAN: Welcome to the conversation, genius. 1927 01:33:16,629 --> 01:33:17,764 Now, where are those servers? 1928 01:33:17,931 --> 01:33:19,799 It's all of these, but hold on. I'm trying to wrap my head around this. 1929 01:33:19,966 --> 01:33:21,134 All these? This one? Right, this one? 1930 01:33:21,301 --> 01:33:22,502 Yeah. How did you-- 1931 01:33:24,504 --> 01:33:26,339 (ELECTRICAL WHINING) 1932 01:33:29,900 --> 01:33:30,100 Run. 1933 01:33:32,846 --> 01:33:34,147 (GRUNTING) 1934 01:33:34,814 --> 01:33:35,815 Antwan! 1935 01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:44,958 (ALL SCREAMING) 1936 01:33:46,192 --> 01:33:47,193 Stop! 1937 01:33:47,293 --> 01:33:48,895 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1938 01:33:50,230 --> 01:33:51,498 Officer Johnny! 1939 01:33:51,664 --> 01:33:52,899 - Come on! - Come on! 1940 01:33:56,236 --> 01:33:58,738 Which server has the ocean and the rest of the bridge? 1941 01:33:58,872 --> 01:33:59,873 I'm not gonna tell you. 1942 01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:01,700 You're just gonna destroy it. 1943 01:34:01,141 --> 01:34:02,375 Yeah. 'Cause it's my game. 1944 01:34:02,542 --> 01:34:05,812 Except it's not. It's Keys' game. 1945 01:34:05,979 --> 01:34:07,480 You didn't do shit. 1946 01:34:07,647 --> 01:34:10,550 And guess what? Keys is my boy. 1947 01:34:11,510 --> 01:34:12,520 Security! 1948 01:34:12,152 --> 01:34:15,588 Please escort this former employee off the premises. 1949 01:34:15,755 --> 01:34:17,757 He can call you by your real name. 1950 01:34:17,857 --> 01:34:18,858 (GRUNTING) 1951 01:34:35,508 --> 01:34:36,676 (BUDDY GASPS) 1952 01:34:37,770 --> 01:34:38,178 Guy! 1953 01:34:38,878 --> 01:34:40,613 - Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going! 1954 01:34:40,780 --> 01:34:42,215 Go without me! 1955 01:34:42,782 --> 01:34:44,851 I've been scared my whole damn life. 1956 01:34:46,453 --> 01:34:48,388 But I'm not scared anymore. 1957 01:34:51,591 --> 01:34:52,759 I'm sorry. 1958 01:34:53,526 --> 01:34:54,761 I'm not. 1959 01:34:57,697 --> 01:34:59,599 It's been the best day of my life. 1960 01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:02,202 You get to that build. 1961 01:35:03,636 --> 01:35:05,105 You show 'em we matter. 1962 01:35:10,977 --> 01:35:15,582 That security guard right there was a goddamn hero. 1963 01:35:15,648 --> 01:35:18,118 (SLOW VERSION OF FANTASY PLAYING) 1964 01:35:26,893 --> 01:35:28,461 (ALL SCREAMING) 1965 01:35:32,232 --> 01:35:33,433 (CONTINUES GRUNTING) 1966 01:36:05,699 --> 01:36:06,866 (SONG FADES) 1967 01:36:29,789 --> 01:36:32,250 (SONG RESUMES) 1968 01:36:32,192 --> 01:36:33,960 (ALL CHEERING) 1969 01:36:55,582 --> 01:36:58,651 You did it! (GRUNTS, CHEERS) 1970 01:37:06,993 --> 01:37:08,561 Yes! Yes! 1971 01:37:08,728 --> 01:37:11,640 Suck it, Antwan! Whoo! 1972 01:37:12,599 --> 01:37:14,670 Antwan, stop! 1973 01:37:14,901 --> 01:37:16,169 It's over. 1974 01:37:18,405 --> 01:37:20,400 He made it. 1975 01:37:20,206 --> 01:37:23,710 Got your game's original build out there for everyone to see. 1976 01:37:24,210 --> 01:37:25,779 Probably win your lawsuit, huh? 1977 01:37:26,513 --> 01:37:27,514 Looks likely. 1978 01:37:27,681 --> 01:37:28,882 Cool. 1979 01:37:29,282 --> 01:37:33,190 And here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing. 1980 01:37:33,186 --> 01:37:35,955 Right here, I've got everything you care about. 1981 01:37:36,122 --> 01:37:40,260 The sliver that's left of Free City, all your little background friends. 1982 01:37:40,193 --> 01:37:42,462 Including your digital boyfriend, 1983 01:37:43,296 --> 01:37:44,431 Last server. 1984 01:37:45,532 --> 01:37:50,470 Look, I just want the world that I built and the people in it. 1985 01:37:50,637 --> 01:37:52,720 What's in it for Antwan? 1986 01:37:52,238 --> 01:37:53,373 Everything else. 1987 01:37:53,540 --> 01:37:55,475 Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb. 1988 01:37:55,575 --> 01:37:57,744 You have the rights to our code, keep all the profits, 1989 01:37:57,911 --> 01:37:59,612 just give me what's left of Free City. 1990 01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:01,948 Let me build my own world from there. 1991 01:38:02,115 --> 01:38:05,785 What about Free City 2? Free City 3? 1992 01:38:05,952 --> 01:38:07,454 And all pursuant spin-offs? 1993 01:38:07,620 --> 01:38:10,323 All yours. Just put down the axe. 1994 01:38:10,757 --> 01:38:13,259 You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal 1995 01:38:13,326 --> 01:38:14,794 in the history of dumb deals, right? 1996 01:38:15,929 --> 01:38:18,640 I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars. 1997 01:38:18,231 --> 01:38:20,166 Why would anyone do that? 1998 01:38:20,333 --> 01:38:22,569 'Cause Keys and I made something great. 1999 01:38:24,838 --> 01:38:27,307 And I don't need money or fame to prove that to myself. 2000 01:38:27,774 --> 01:38:30,677 I'm done playing your game, Antwan. 2001 01:38:32,979 --> 01:38:35,115 It's time I played mine. 2002 01:38:36,282 --> 01:38:37,584 Deal? 2003 01:38:46,993 --> 01:38:48,862 LARA: Popping today and not in a good way. 2004 01:38:49,290 --> 01:38:51,531 Sales for Free City 2 continue to slip 2005 01:38:51,698 --> 01:38:55,835 with numerous reports of bugs in the code and lagging online play. 2006 01:38:56,200 --> 01:38:58,371 Embattled Soonami game founder Antwan Hovachelik 2007 01:38:58,471 --> 01:38:59,606 finds himself in the crosshairs. 2008 01:38:59,773 --> 01:39:01,107 Crosshairs. 2009 01:39:01,274 --> 01:39:02,876 He's in the crosshairs and embattled. (CHUCKLES) 2010 01:39:03,430 --> 01:39:04,144 We're too busy to gloat. 2011 01:39:04,310 --> 01:39:06,312 - I'm a victim! I'm a victim! - (KEYS AND MILLIE LAUGH) 2012 01:39:06,479 --> 01:39:08,314 Speaking of busy, we just doubled 2013 01:39:08,381 --> 01:39:10,316 the amount of unique visitors we can handle. 2014 01:39:10,483 --> 01:39:11,484 It's amazing. 2015 01:39:11,618 --> 01:39:12,952 Who'd have thought that so many people 2016 01:39:13,119 --> 01:39:16,560 would just wanna watch video game characters instead of shoot at them? 2017 01:39:16,656 --> 01:39:17,791 BOTH: Hmm. 2018 01:39:18,625 --> 01:39:19,626 Oh, yeah, we did. 2019 01:39:19,726 --> 01:39:21,461 Yeah. (LAUGHING) 2020 01:39:22,729 --> 01:39:25,131 You know, you're pretty cute when you brag. 2021 01:39:25,465 --> 01:39:26,666 ANTWAN: Antwan out! 2022 01:39:26,833 --> 01:39:28,468 LARA: Meanwhile, the game Free Life 2023 01:39:28,535 --> 01:39:31,400 is quickly becoming the little indie that could. 2024 01:39:31,171 --> 01:39:34,541 Players are swarming to this observational, fishbowl game 2025 01:39:34,708 --> 01:39:37,644 where they interact peacefully with the one and only Blue Shirt Guy 2026 01:39:37,811 --> 01:39:40,847 and his now no-longer-in-the-background a digital friend. 2027 01:39:40,914 --> 01:39:41,915 Uh, hey, Mills-- 2028 01:39:44,384 --> 01:39:46,553 Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me? 2029 01:39:46,986 --> 01:39:49,890 Actually, I'm gonna jump back into the game. 2030 01:39:50,924 --> 01:39:52,859 - Oh. - (WHISPERS) Coffee? 2031 01:39:53,426 --> 01:39:55,228 Okay. Yeah. Sounds good. 2032 01:39:55,762 --> 01:39:57,230 I'll just, uh, grab you one. 2033 01:39:57,864 --> 01:39:58,865 Oh, Keys, uh-- 2034 01:39:59,320 --> 01:40:00,533 I know, medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 2035 01:40:00,700 --> 01:40:01,735 Yeah. 2036 01:40:12,120 --> 01:40:14,247 GUY: Hi, Randy. Milton. 2037 01:40:16,750 --> 01:40:17,851 MILLIE: Hmm. 2038 01:40:18,718 --> 01:40:20,253 GUY: I was wondering when I'd see you again. 2039 01:40:20,353 --> 01:40:21,554 (MILLIE CHUCKLES) 2040 01:40:21,621 --> 01:40:23,556 MILLIE: Yeah, life has been pretty crazy lately. 2041 01:40:24,570 --> 01:40:25,191 You should see it in here. 2042 01:40:25,358 --> 01:40:27,560 We're talkin' free bubble gum ice cream for life. 2043 01:40:27,627 --> 01:40:29,362 Wow. (CHUCKLES) 2044 01:40:31,865 --> 01:40:32,866 GUY: Hey, guys. 2045 01:40:42,909 --> 01:40:44,711 Look, Guy-- 2046 01:40:44,911 --> 01:40:47,800 Wow, this is harder than I thought. 2047 01:40:47,814 --> 01:40:49,482 Then let me do it for you. 2048 01:40:50,283 --> 01:40:51,818 Guy, 2049 01:40:54,421 --> 01:40:57,791 you are dreamy. 2050 01:40:57,891 --> 01:40:59,159 (CHUCKLES) 2051 01:40:59,259 --> 01:41:03,830 Your taste in blue shirts and five-octave musical superstars, 2052 01:41:03,997 --> 01:41:08,234 it's deeply, deeply attractive to me. 2053 01:41:08,401 --> 01:41:10,503 But I can't keep spending all my time with you. 2054 01:41:11,104 --> 01:41:16,900 I created this world, but I can't live my life in it. 2055 01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:23,149 See? Was that so hard? 2056 01:41:24,250 --> 01:41:26,860 So, what are you gonna do? 2057 01:41:27,870 --> 01:41:29,689 Anything I want. Thanks to you. 2058 01:41:31,910 --> 01:41:32,625 I'm not stuck in a loop any more. 2059 01:41:32,792 --> 01:41:34,294 Neither are you. 2060 01:41:36,663 --> 01:41:38,365 I love you, Millie. 2061 01:41:39,532 --> 01:41:42,836 Maybe that is my programming talking, but, guess what, 2062 01:41:44,204 --> 01:41:46,439 someone wrote that program. 2063 01:41:48,641 --> 01:41:50,677 I'm just a love letter to you. 2064 01:41:51,711 --> 01:41:54,147 Somewhere out there is the author. 2065 01:41:55,548 --> 01:41:56,850 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 2066 01:42:01,210 --> 01:42:02,220 (GASPS) 2067 01:42:02,122 --> 01:42:03,223 (GASPS) 2068 01:42:05,291 --> 01:42:06,493 (TYPING) 2069 01:42:12,298 --> 01:42:16,360 You brought him to life. You brought him to life. 2070 01:42:16,202 --> 01:42:18,238 And he was alive because he met the one person 2071 01:42:18,338 --> 01:42:19,873 he'd been waiting for his whole life. 2072 01:42:20,400 --> 01:42:23,243 And I had to make it realistic, so 2073 01:42:24,511 --> 01:42:26,346 I based it off of 2074 01:42:28,148 --> 01:42:29,149 you. 2075 01:42:31,317 --> 01:42:33,219 The woman of his dreams, 2076 01:42:36,220 --> 01:42:37,757 she was the same as mine. 2077 01:42:37,924 --> 01:42:41,227 So she liked bubble gum ice cream and swing sets 2078 01:42:41,394 --> 01:42:45,231 and she had this very cute but oddly specific habit 2079 01:42:45,398 --> 01:42:47,934 of always humming this classic Mariah Carey track. 2080 01:42:49,200 --> 01:42:52,380 Like, all the time, she would repeat. 2081 01:42:55,275 --> 01:42:56,276 Finally! 2082 01:43:03,830 --> 01:43:04,840 Keys! 2083 01:43:12,292 --> 01:43:13,960 What are you-- 2084 01:43:49,829 --> 01:43:51,131 (PEGASUS WHINNIES) 2085 01:43:54,901 --> 01:43:56,336 You okay, little guy Guy? 2086 01:43:56,770 --> 01:43:58,571 You seem adjective. 2087 01:43:58,738 --> 01:44:01,341 I'm great. I'm great. You could put me down, by the way. 2088 01:44:01,508 --> 01:44:03,176 Thank you. That was nice. 2089 01:44:03,343 --> 01:44:06,813 No, I'm great. You're great, Dude. 2090 01:44:08,314 --> 01:44:10,830 I just miss my best friend. 2091 01:44:10,283 --> 01:44:11,284 (DUDE SIGHS) 2092 01:44:11,685 --> 01:44:14,688 We used to do the same walk together every day. 2093 01:44:14,854 --> 01:44:18,158 Except he wore a shirt. And could complete a full sentence. 2094 01:44:18,324 --> 01:44:20,260 I can bench press a sentence. 2095 01:44:20,126 --> 01:44:23,630 (LAUGHS) Yeah, that's totally not the same thing at all. 2096 01:44:23,697 --> 01:44:25,832 (LAUGHS LOUDLY) Harder laughter! 2097 01:44:26,533 --> 01:44:27,534 Oh. 2098 01:44:27,634 --> 01:44:28,802 Guy? 2099 01:44:31,504 --> 01:44:33,340 - Buddy! - No! 2100 01:44:33,506 --> 01:44:34,674 Oh, my God! Guy! 2101 01:44:34,841 --> 01:44:36,276 Buddy! I thought I'd lost you! 2102 01:44:36,343 --> 01:44:37,344 You didn't! 2103 01:44:37,477 --> 01:44:39,679 One minute, I'm running on a crazy bridge to nowhere, 2104 01:44:39,846 --> 01:44:42,115 thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over. 2105 01:44:42,282 --> 01:44:44,851 The next minute, I'm like in some type of flyin' 2106 01:44:45,180 --> 01:44:47,200 and some, like, fairy dust, pixie dust, 2107 01:44:47,187 --> 01:44:50,957 and then I plopped down into this slice of heaven. 2108 01:44:51,124 --> 01:44:53,793 - Man, I love it here. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2109 01:44:53,860 --> 01:44:56,162 In fact, a couple of days ago, I rode a centaur. 2110 01:44:56,329 --> 01:44:57,397 Now, it might sound weird, 2111 01:44:57,564 --> 01:45:00,967 I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude and a half-horse, 2112 01:45:01,134 --> 01:45:03,370 whatever a centaur is, I did it. 2113 01:45:03,536 --> 01:45:04,838 I rode a dude, too! 2114 01:45:05,400 --> 01:45:06,206 Friendly gesture! 2115 01:45:06,373 --> 01:45:07,540 So friendly! 2116 01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:09,342 Come on, bring it in! 2117 01:45:09,542 --> 01:45:10,844 - Are we gonna hug? - I'm coming for you! 2118 01:45:11,110 --> 01:45:12,178 - No, you're not. I'm coming for you. - Yes, I am! 2119 01:45:12,345 --> 01:45:13,513 You come here! I'm coming to you! 2120 01:45:13,680 --> 01:45:15,315 I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in. 2121 01:45:15,382 --> 01:45:16,750 (BOTH LAUGHING) 2122 01:45:18,518 --> 01:45:19,986 Buddy, I missed you! 2123 01:45:20,153 --> 01:45:22,155 Hey, so where's the bank? 2124 01:45:23,656 --> 01:45:24,891 There is no bank. 2125 01:45:25,580 --> 01:45:26,326 So what do we do? 2126 01:45:26,693 --> 01:45:28,728 Whatever we want. 2127 01:45:31,531 --> 01:45:33,433 - (GUY CHUCKLES) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2128 01:45:33,600 --> 01:45:35,668 (FANTASY BY MARIAH CAREY PLAYING) 2129 01:45:37,670 --> 01:45:39,406 GUY: Hey, guys. CENTAUR: Hey, Guy.