1 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:06,106 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:12,312 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 3 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,829 [THUNDER CRASHING] 4 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:13,807 [♪♪♪] 5 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,987 [GHOST GROWLS] 6 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:37,970 [BEEPING SOFTLY] 7 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:39,132 [TIRES SCREECHING] 8 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:11,831 - [PANTING] - [GHOST TRAP BEEPING] 9 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:25,845 [MACHINE POWERING UP] 10 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,850 [WIND WHISTLING] 11 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:41,428 [♪♪♪] 12 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,783 [FOOTSTEPS THUDDING] 13 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,931 [MACHINE POWERS DOWN] 14 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,567 [GROWLING] 15 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,247 [WHIRRING] 16 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,749 [FLOORBOARDS CREAKING] 17 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,759 [BEEPING] 18 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,535 [♪♪♪] 19 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:11,484 [GROWLING] 20 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:22,562 [BUZZING] 21 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:35,608 [♪♪♪] 22 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:43,883 [WHIRRING] 23 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,371 [HAIR CLIPPERS BUZZING] 24 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,141 Ew, Mom, I'm trying to eat breakfast. 25 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:09,409 Almost done. 26 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,879 Aw, your mustache is really coming in. 27 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:15,148 - Mom! - [ELECTRICAL BUZZING] 28 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,850 - Phoebe! - Ow! 29 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,856 I'm bleeding! You made me bleed! 30 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,225 You'll live. Phoebe! 31 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:26,693 Oh! What are you doing? 32 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,528 Neighbor's electricity is running out of phase. 33 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:31,310 - I tied in, bumped us up to 220. - Take that off. 34 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,265 Now I can run my lathe. 35 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,401 And you didn't think to ask me? 36 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:37,103 I mean, you just demonstrate zero aptitude for science. 37 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,372 - Uh-huh, got it. - You're better at other things. 38 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,675 - Like quesadillas. - My hair dryer. 39 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,743 - Your quesadillas are excellent. - Thank you. 40 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,211 - [KNOCKING ON DOOR] - Now what? 41 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,880 - TREVOR: Mom! - [SIGHS] 42 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:49,916 - Really? You don't have legs? - TREVOR: I'm not an adult. 43 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:55,822 I'm literally driving to pick up a check right now. 44 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:57,900 You win lottery? 45 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:58,825 Kind of. My father died. 46 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,560 Relax. I didn't even know him. 47 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:01,995 I'm surprised he left me anything. 48 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:03,496 - Sounds like my father. - Yeah? 49 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,131 Did your dad abandon your family 50 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,300 and move to a farm in the middle of nowhere? 51 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,690 No. 52 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,804 Look, I... 53 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:14,407 I know I have not been a reliable or consistent tenant. 54 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,743 But if you give me a week to settle loose ends, 55 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,812 I'll be back with everything I owe. 56 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,880 [THUD, LIGHTS CLICKING] 57 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:23,490 I can fix that! 58 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,417 Listen, 59 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,453 I wait for you to leave, 60 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,655 then I change locks. 61 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,594 [SHIRLEY ELLIS' "THE CLAPPING SONG" PLAYING] 62 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,633 ♪ Three, six, nine The goose drank wine ♪ 63 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,470 ♪ The monkey chewed tobacco On the streetcar line ♪ 64 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:46,172 ♪ The line broke The monkey got choked ♪ 65 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,842 ♪ The all went to heaven In a little rowboat ♪ 66 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:51,511 ♪ Clap and pat Clap, pat ♪ 67 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:53,790 ♪ Clap, pat ♪ 68 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,382 ♪ Clap, slap Clap, pat ♪ 69 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:58,485 ♪ Clap your hand Pat it on your partner's hand ♪ 70 00:06:58,618 --> 00:06:59,953 ♪ Right hand ♪ 71 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:01,554 ♪ Clap slap, clap your hand ♪ 72 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:02,956 ♪ Slap your thigh ♪ 73 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:04,991 ♪ And sing a little song, go ♪ 74 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:10,130 ♪ My mother told me If I was goody ♪ 75 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,990 ♪ That she would buy me... ♪ 76 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,802 There it is. This is Summerville. 77 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,671 This is where your grandfather lived. 78 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:18,872 And died. 79 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,174 Ah, come on. Not a single bar? 80 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:23,276 - There'd better be a bar. - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 81 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:24,811 That's funny. 82 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,847 [♪♪♪] 83 00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:40,894 "Behold, 84 00:07:41,270 --> 00:07:43,530 "there was a great earthquake. 85 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:45,865 "The sun became as black as cloth, 86 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,667 "the seas boiled, 87 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,969 "the moon became as blood, 88 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,638 "the skies fell. 89 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:53,173 Revelation 6:12." 90 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,242 That was normal. 91 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:59,450 Hey, maybe it's a good thing you never met your dad. 92 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:02,849 [WEATHER VANE CREAKING] 93 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,326 Great. You didn't tell us we inherited a murder house. 94 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:17,497 And just think. 95 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,666 Now all of this is ours. 96 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:34,470 Pheebs, be a dear and break into your grandfather's house. 97 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,900 [WIND WHISTLING] 98 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,404 CALLIE: Nice. 99 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,309 Oh, boy. 100 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:08,481 [SCOFFS] 101 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,216 Not a single photo. 102 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:24,264 [♪♪♪] 103 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:27,434 Rats. 104 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,773 You gotta see the gold mine of junk I found out back. 105 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:34,974 Great. 106 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,111 Oh, my God, this is so much worse 107 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,130 than I thought it was gonna be. 108 00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:46,353 [RUMBLING] 109 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,160 Under the dining table now! 110 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:57,831 Phoebe. 111 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,868 Remember that summer we died under a table? 112 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,137 Of course this place is built on a fault line. 113 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,472 Probably just fracking. 114 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,440 It's fracking annoying, is what it is. 115 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,440 It's okay, we're only here for a week. 116 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,547 Um, give or take. 117 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,351 What does that mean? 118 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,655 It means we're staying. 119 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,691 TREVOR: You said we'd only be here for a week! 120 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:27,460 Yeah, well, that was before we got evicted. 121 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:29,620 You said you had money saved up. 122 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:32,298 - That was before I had children. - Oh! 123 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,567 To be fair, you've never been good with money. 124 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,690 CALLIE: Thanks, Pheebs. 125 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,605 [SIGHS] 126 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,208 What's that? 127 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,576 How am I supposed to know? 128 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,914 [DOOR OPENS] 129 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,416 Can I help you? 130 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,786 [♪♪♪] 131 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:59,225 Um, hi. We're... We're the, um... The... 132 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,927 This was my father's place. 133 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,332 Hi. 134 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,534 BOTH: Hi. 135 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:12,205 I'm, uh, Janine Melnitz. We spoke on the phone. 136 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,606 I was your father's... 137 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,942 You know, we were friends. 138 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,777 - Very sorry for your loss. - It's okay. 139 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,580 You knew him better than me. I should be sorry for your loss. 140 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,749 I just tried to keep the bills paid on time, 141 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,751 - that kind of thing. - Like a money manager? 142 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,870 Oh, there was no money to manage. 143 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,255 He could barely keep the power on. 144 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,790 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 145 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,292 So he left us nothing? 146 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:36,960 Well, I wouldn't say that. 147 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,331 There is quite a bit of debt. 148 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,470 Ms. Melnitz, I'm here to sign forms, 149 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,639 pack the silverware and leave with a rent check. 150 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,242 Are you telling me this place is worthless? 151 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,911 You mean, aside from the sentimental value? 152 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:55,810 [THE SHIRELLE'S "BABY IT'S YOU" PLAYING] 153 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,825 ♪ Sha la la la la ♪ 154 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,494 Are you going to that thing later? 155 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,763 - Yeah, probably. - Where's my order? 156 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,666 I can't believe a place like this still exists. 157 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,569 I can't believe we have to spend a summer in this heap. 158 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,905 - We have lives. - You don't think I have a life? 159 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,640 No. You're a mom. You live for us. 160 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:21,908 [SCOFFS] 161 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,790 ♪ Many nights roll by ♪ 162 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:32,185 ♪ I sit alone at home And cry over you ♪ 163 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,200 ♪ What can I do? ♪ 164 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,288 I'll be right back. 165 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,624 ♪ Can't help myself ♪ 166 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,225 Oh. 167 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,695 ♪ When, baby, it's you ♪ 168 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:46,633 Hey. Maybe you will make a friend out here. 169 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,200 - Make them out of what? - I'm serious. 170 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:52,505 A new home could be an opportunity to start fresh. 171 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,740 Just keep an open mind. 172 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,142 [COIN CLINKS] 173 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,748 [OTIS RUSH'S "ALL YOUR LOVE (I MISS LOVING)" PLAYS] 174 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,824 Two taters, three Spinners, grilled onions, one no cheese. 175 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,226 Lucky, there's... There's something wrong with the meat. 176 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,662 - I don't feel so good, Lucky. Oh! - There's something wrong. 177 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,310 - He's throwing up the meat! - Heh-heh-heh! 178 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,332 Cool place. 179 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,735 Yeah, I'll use that. 180 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,137 I don't own it. 181 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,972 I know you don't own it. 182 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,974 You look pretty young to own a business. 183 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:33,747 I saw the sign out front. "Help wanted"? 184 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,850 I... I can be helpful. 185 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:42,222 Under experience, you put "friendly" with a smiley face? 186 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,857 I didn't really know what to put. 187 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,626 I don't think "friendly" qualifies as an experience. 188 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,595 It's a quality, I guess. 189 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,734 - How old are you? - Seventeen. 190 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,203 Think you can put in a good word for me? 191 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,972 I can tell them you have a pulse. 192 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,240 My name's Trevor. 193 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,776 BOTH: My name's Trevor. 194 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:05,211 - Dude, that was great. - Dude, that was really cute. 195 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,981 You have a chance with her. You really do. 196 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,750 Mmm. 197 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,530 So where you heading? 198 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,688 We're staying, actually. 199 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,524 You know that farmhouse off the highway with the barn? 200 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,526 Dirt? It was my father's. 201 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:22,295 Dirt Farmer had a family? 202 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,397 - You knew my father? - [SCOFFS] 203 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,900 No one knew your father. 204 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:28,935 Well, I'm sure he'll be missed. 205 00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:30,537 Nope. 206 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,446 Whoa! 207 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,115 What's up, Casanova? 208 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,783 [ALL LAUGHING] 209 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,597 [WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY] 210 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,311 [♪♪♪] 211 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,400 - [BOTTLES TINKLING] - Ow. 212 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,470 [COYOTE YIPS IN DISTANCE] 213 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,917 [TREVOR SIGHS] 214 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,151 Damn it. 215 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,927 [♪♪♪] 216 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:35,228 [WHISPERS] What? 217 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,865 CALLIE: Come on! Bus leaves in 15! 218 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,505 [♪♪♪] 219 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,800 Hey, Pheebs, at school today, 220 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,316 don't be afraid to just start a conversation. 221 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,251 Are you kidding? That's horrible advice. 222 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,420 You're literally setting her up for failure. 223 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:03,456 Hey, how are the jokes coming along? 224 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,625 Why should you never trust atoms? 225 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,329 Because they make up everything. 226 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,899 - That's funny. - No, it's not. 227 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:15,268 - You can drop me off here. - Are you embarrassed? 228 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,803 Yeah. Bye. 229 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,476 - [HORN HONKS] - CALLIE: Love you! 230 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,282 - That almost killed you. - Yeah, with your face. 231 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,419 - What's wrong? You love school. - I love learning. 232 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,221 This is a state-sponsored work camp for delinquents. 233 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:39,726 Fine. You can help me scrape asbestos out of the attic. 234 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,562 I'll take my chances with public education. 235 00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:45,765 Hey, don't be yourself. 236 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,939 - You okay? - Ah, yeah. First day. 237 00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:55,308 Can you imagine who they've got teaching summer school? 238 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,444 I can. I teach here. 239 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,450 Oh, I'm so sorry. 240 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,348 No, it's okay. It's... 241 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,284 Most of the kids that go here, they're not very bright. 242 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,719 Hey, Colin. 243 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,788 He's... 244 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,957 I can kind of do whatever I want. 245 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:12,225 Score. 246 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,226 - Right? - Mm. 247 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,728 - Dream job. - Mm-hm. 248 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,129 [CHUCKLES] 249 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,968 Good morning, class. How's everybody doing today? 250 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,170 My name's Mr. Grooberson. 251 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,772 Um... 252 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,400 I know. 253 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,308 You don't wanna be here. 254 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,776 I don't wanna be here either. 255 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,450 Now, apparently, 256 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,148 your, uh, school is still operating on VHS, 257 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:38,852 but, um, I found this gem in the teachers' lounge. 258 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,387 It's great. It's called Cujo. 259 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,156 It's about a rabid Saint Bernard that... 260 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,558 You know what? I don't wanna give too much away. 261 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:48,328 But imagine Beethoven if he contracted rabies 262 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,630 and just started mauling children. 263 00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:52,665 You'll get an idea. 264 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,340 Enjoy. 265 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,203 [MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] 266 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:02,942 - [RECORDER CLICKS] - Speeding. Three, two, one. 267 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,212 She sits alone. 268 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,683 An outcast, rejected by her peers. 269 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,284 But what is her secret? 270 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,853 Perhaps she's on the run. 271 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,570 On the run... 272 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,250 from herself. 273 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,794 And go. 274 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,230 Actually, my grandfather died. 275 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,670 My mom says we're here to pick through the rubble of his life. 276 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,237 So you're here to uncover the mystery of his death? 277 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,539 No. 278 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,174 It was natural causes. 279 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:38,378 Are you sure it wasn't unnatural causes? 280 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,946 Yes. 281 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,282 Pretty sure it was just a heart attack. 282 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,185 Oh, the silent killer. 283 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,955 I'm Phoebe. 284 00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:50,590 Oh, cool. Uh, I'm Podcast. 285 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,592 Why do people call you Podcast? 286 00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:55,729 Oh, I call myself Podcast. Because of my podcast. 287 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,898 [SCANNER BEEPS] 288 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,736 - Doing some painting? - Mm, yeah. 289 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,137 Whereabouts you staying? 290 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:07,307 Um, that old apocalyptic ranch off of 99. 291 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,750 It was my father's place. 292 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,311 Dirt Farmer had a family? 293 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,113 You all called him the Dirt Farmer? 294 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,810 Meant nothing by it. 295 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:19,190 Man spends every week working a piece of land... 296 00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:21,421 but never seeding, never watering, 297 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,590 never growing a ding-dang thing. 298 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,191 It's curious behavior. 299 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,827 Great customer though. 300 00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:30,330 He... He bought some bizarre shit. 301 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,966 - [BEEPS] - Yeah, that sounds like him. 302 00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:35,435 [DOG GROWLING, WOMAN WHIMPERING] 303 00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:39,906 [RUMBLING] 304 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,753 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 305 00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:57,957 What is this? 306 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,327 Hello. 307 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:04,197 Um, you know, there's a highly entertaining movie 308 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,499 about a killer dog happening right over there. 309 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:09,969 - Is this a seismic map? - Yes. 310 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,672 - How did you know that? - It's a map of seismic activity. 311 00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:14,874 - Right. But... - You're a seismologist? 312 00:21:16,176 --> 00:21:18,812 Does that seem so hard to believe? 313 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,810 Figured you for a football coach. 314 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,500 Oh. 315 00:21:24,184 --> 00:21:26,152 Um, thank you. 316 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,955 These don't look tectonic or volcanic. 317 00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:30,390 [CHUCKLES] 318 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,225 Okay, smarty. 319 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,993 Here, check this out. 320 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,696 This is a volcano, all right? 321 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:40,567 It builds and crests. 322 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,503 But this is a tectonic earthquake. 323 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:47,173 Notice a little P-wave followed by a large S wave. 324 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,412 Yeah, I'm not an idiot. 325 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:56,716 Clearly. Well, this is the pattern in Summerville. 326 00:21:56,850 --> 00:22:01,354 Large P-wave, small S wave. Like an explosion. 327 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,900 - Where is it coming from? - I don't know. I don't know. 328 00:22:04,224 --> 00:22:06,793 I set up geophones, but I can't triangulate. 329 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,129 - Are you using three? - Yeah. 330 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:11,431 I know how many sides there are in a triangle. 331 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:14,134 I just thought you were being obtuse. 332 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,372 Was that a geometry joke? 333 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:22,308 - Yes, that's why I winked. - Ah. 334 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,310 Uh, that's terrible. 335 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,812 No, I loved it. 336 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,314 Look at this. I mean, somehow, 337 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,817 a town that isn't anywhere near a tectonic plate, 338 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:34,254 that has no underground volcanic activity, no fault lines, 339 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,456 no fracking, no loud music even, 340 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,291 is shaking on a daily basis. 341 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,395 Maybe it's the apocalypse. 342 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,699 [THE NEWDAY'S "WAIT A MINUTE GIRL" PLAYING] 343 00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:51,905 Twenty-three, 24, 25. 344 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:55,275 - [TREVOR SHIVERING] - Hey, no-skills. How's inventory? 345 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,410 Oh, hey, how's it going? No, it's not good. 346 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,812 It's not good at all. Um... 347 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,281 - Does everyone do this? - Yeah, it's important. 348 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:02,849 You okay? 349 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,651 Your lips are literally blue. 350 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,190 Yeah, I'm fine. 351 00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,454 You should borrow my hoodie. 352 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,155 No, it's fine. Seriously. 353 00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:10,590 It's really masculine. 354 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,992 It's got a wolf on it. Trust me. 355 00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:14,361 Okay. 356 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,800 I'm kind of surprised it fits me. 357 00:23:20,934 --> 00:23:22,669 Yeah, it's my boyfriend's, actually. 358 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,938 - Oh. - Back to inventory. 359 00:23:25,710 --> 00:23:27,273 [BOYS LAUGHING] 360 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:30,377 Okay, we're speeding. Three, two, one. 361 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,120 Uh, yeah, just introduce yourself 362 00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:34,180 and tell me what you ate for breakfast. 363 00:23:34,314 --> 00:23:36,282 Um, Phoebe. 364 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,218 Toast. 365 00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:42,455 Okay, um, maybe a little more. Tell me a joke or something. 366 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,824 - A joke? - Mm-hm. 367 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:49,195 What do you call a dead polar bear? 368 00:23:49,329 --> 00:23:50,463 [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 369 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:53,990 Anything you want. 370 00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:54,834 It can't hear you now. 371 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,171 [LAUGHS] 372 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,542 Wow. That was funny. 373 00:24:02,676 --> 00:24:05,178 - You're funny. - It's a pretty hilarious joke. 374 00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:07,147 Fun fact: Did you know Summerville 375 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,215 has more dead residents than living ones? 376 00:24:09,349 --> 00:24:11,751 Yeah, that's how cemeteries work. 377 00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:14,421 Wertheimers Hardware, run by the Illuminati. 378 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:16,322 - Lizard people. - Lizard people? 379 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,258 Jefferson, Einstein, Beyoncé? 380 00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:20,360 How do you think we got the pyramids? 381 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:22,262 - Slaves? - Movie theater. 382 00:24:22,395 --> 00:24:23,663 That one's haunted. 383 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:25,565 I don't believe in ghosts. 384 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,602 What? How can you...? 385 00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:32,939 I mean, all the evidence! You don't believe in spirits? 386 00:24:33,730 --> 00:24:34,774 No. 387 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:38,440 I think we're all just kind of meat puppets. 388 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,214 There's something you need to see. 389 00:24:41,348 --> 00:24:42,549 I'll grab my wheels. 390 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:45,585 [♪♪♪] 391 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,759 PHOEBE: Are we even allowed to be here? 392 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,661 Oh, yeah. Totally. 393 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,529 The mine's been closed since the '40s. 394 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,198 They just put all these signs up 395 00:24:58,331 --> 00:25:00,367 'cause of hazardous chemical leaks 396 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,369 and on account of dynamite. 397 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:05,672 I do this. Hmm. 398 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:14,547 The whole town was basically a mining operation. 399 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,750 They bore out this mountain like a grapefruit 400 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:20,420 and smelted everything into cold-riveted selenium girders. 401 00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,880 Why would you make a steel beam 402 00:25:22,222 --> 00:25:24,657 out of an electro conductor like selenium? 403 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:27,160 Right? 404 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:28,661 Weird. 405 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:31,640 Until one day, 406 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:33,566 they were forced to close down the whole enchilada. 407 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:34,801 Why? 408 00:25:36,403 --> 00:25:39,706 One by one, miners who had worked for years 409 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:43,643 began leaping down the mine shaft to their death. 410 00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:45,445 They called it... 411 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:48,248 [WHISPERS] the Shandorian curse. 412 00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:11,971 PHOEBE: Who built these? 413 00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:13,606 PODCAST: Depends who you believe. 414 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:16,343 One day, they just showed up without explanation. 415 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,780 Cool. 416 00:26:24,117 --> 00:26:26,190 [SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING] 417 00:26:30,190 --> 00:26:32,726 [♪♪♪] 418 00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:50,777 What a shitbox. 419 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,148 So, what's your podcast about? 420 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,984 Oh, um, mostly mysteries and the unknown, 421 00:26:58,118 --> 00:26:59,552 uh, conspiracy theories, 422 00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:01,688 the occasional restaurant review. 423 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:04,557 Well, maybe I could check it out sometime. 424 00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:06,860 - Really? - Yeah. 425 00:27:12,866 --> 00:27:15,669 The show really finds its voice on Episode 46. 426 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,337 Okay. 427 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,872 Uh, hey. 428 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,374 Look, this is totally cool if this is a no. 429 00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:22,942 Uh, zero "presh." 430 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,779 Uh, but, um... 431 00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:27,847 do you wanna be my lab partner? 432 00:27:29,582 --> 00:27:32,786 Well, I don't think we're gonna be doing any labs, 433 00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:34,454 but yeah. 434 00:27:34,587 --> 00:27:36,189 Yeah, sure, I'd love to. 435 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,425 Cool, cool. All right. 436 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:40,927 Yeah. 437 00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:44,664 Well, this is me. 438 00:27:44,798 --> 00:27:46,399 The Dirt Farmer's house? 439 00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:50,700 - Yeah, he was my grandfather. - No way, dude! 440 00:27:50,203 --> 00:27:52,706 - So you're just gonna walk in? - [PHONE BEEPS] 441 00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:57,277 - Are you recording me? - Yeah, just in case 442 00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:59,279 your body's pulled apart into tiny pieces 443 00:27:59,412 --> 00:28:01,514 by an unseen dark force. 444 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:06,186 All right. Bye. 445 00:28:20,233 --> 00:28:23,269 [♪♪♪] 446 00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:42,355 [SOFTLY] Okay, so this is happening. 447 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,737 [WHIRRING] 448 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,348 Hello? 449 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:40,880 [♪♪♪] 450 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:12,879 [SNORING SOFTLY] 451 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,887 [GASPS] 452 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:23,957 [GROANS SOFTLY] 453 00:30:25,425 --> 00:30:28,940 [FLOORBOARD CREAKS] 454 00:31:10,737 --> 00:31:13,640 [♪♪♪] 455 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:22,449 [WOMAN WHIMPERS, GRUNTING] 456 00:31:22,582 --> 00:31:24,484 - [CHUCKY YELLS] - WOMAN: No! 457 00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:27,200 [SCREAMS] 458 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:29,356 CHUCKY: Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play? 459 00:31:29,489 --> 00:31:31,124 [WOMAN SCREAMS, CHUCKY YELLING] 460 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:34,994 [PODCAST SIGHS] 461 00:31:35,128 --> 00:31:37,697 I need to know what's lurking inside. 462 00:31:37,831 --> 00:31:41,167 - No way. Killer replica. - Totally. 463 00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:43,837 - A replica of what? - A trap. 464 00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:46,606 A ghost trap. 465 00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:52,512 Seriously? How do you of all people not know about this? 466 00:31:52,645 --> 00:31:55,582 - I'm ashamed. - Oh, I was obsessed. 467 00:31:55,715 --> 00:31:59,850 New York in the '80s, it was like The Walking Dead. 468 00:31:59,219 --> 00:32:00,854 - Then it just stopped? - Mm-hm. 469 00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:03,757 I mean, there hasn't been a ghost sighting in 30 years. 470 00:32:05,258 --> 00:32:06,659 [TRAP CREAKS] 471 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:11,531 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 472 00:32:15,435 --> 00:32:16,636 Wait a minute. 473 00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:19,706 This thing is real? 474 00:32:19,839 --> 00:32:21,274 - Absolutely. - Maybe. 475 00:32:22,509 --> 00:32:24,770 I found it in my living room. 476 00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:25,912 She lives on the Dirt Farm. 477 00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:27,647 Oh, the really spooky one? 478 00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:29,349 Yeah, the one that says "dirt" on it. 479 00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:33,530 What happened in New York? 480 00:32:33,186 --> 00:32:35,555 GROOBERSON: The whole city was freaking out. 481 00:32:35,689 --> 00:32:37,190 Then these physicists showed up 482 00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:39,250 with these portable proton accelerators 483 00:32:39,159 --> 00:32:41,610 and blew the roof off of a Manhattan high-rise. 484 00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:42,696 [CROWD CHEERING] 485 00:32:42,829 --> 00:32:45,899 [♪♪♪] 486 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,834 None of this rings a bell? 487 00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:49,836 It happened 20 years before we were born. 488 00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:51,371 I believe it. 489 00:32:51,504 --> 00:32:52,939 CROWD [CHANTING]: Ghostbusters! 490 00:32:53,730 --> 00:32:54,874 Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! 491 00:32:56,810 --> 00:33:00,980 I mean, your, uh, dad never mentioned this? 492 00:33:01,114 --> 00:33:02,382 It's just my mom. 493 00:33:02,515 --> 00:33:04,651 Oh, just your mom. Oh. 494 00:33:04,784 --> 00:33:07,420 Um, cool. 495 00:33:07,554 --> 00:33:09,255 "Cool"? 496 00:33:09,389 --> 00:33:11,424 I wonder if this still works. 497 00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:14,494 Should we open it? 498 00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:19,332 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 499 00:33:19,466 --> 00:33:22,369 [♪♪♪] 500 00:33:24,704 --> 00:33:25,939 Glasses. 501 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,575 Two millimeters of plastic eye protection? 502 00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:29,943 Are you sure this is safe? 503 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:31,111 Safe? 504 00:33:31,244 --> 00:33:33,146 Heh, no. 505 00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:34,314 No. 506 00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:35,949 History is safe. 507 00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:37,951 Geometry, that's safe. 508 00:33:39,219 --> 00:33:41,287 Science is all 509 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:44,900 particle accelerators and hydrogen bombs. 510 00:33:44,224 --> 00:33:45,992 Science is giving yourself the plague 511 00:33:46,126 --> 00:33:47,927 and gambling on the cure. 512 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:49,396 Science is reckless. 513 00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:51,931 Totally! Yes! It's punk rock. 514 00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:54,334 It's a safety pin through the ****** of academia. 515 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:57,704 - Ouch. - Fire it up. 516 00:33:57,837 --> 00:33:59,239 [ENGINE STARTS] 517 00:33:59,372 --> 00:34:00,940 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 518 00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:05,412 [SIGHS] 519 00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:07,380 I've always wanted to do this. 520 00:34:07,514 --> 00:34:10,500 [♪♪♪] 521 00:34:42,315 --> 00:34:44,284 [GROWLS] 522 00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:45,618 [SCREAMS] 523 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,823 [♪♪♪] 524 00:34:57,964 --> 00:34:58,865 [GHOST ROARS] 525 00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:03,370 - Yes! - [CAR ALARMS BLARING] 526 00:35:03,503 --> 00:35:05,372 Uh... 527 00:35:05,505 --> 00:35:07,474 we should probably get out of here. 528 00:35:07,607 --> 00:35:09,142 You're an adult. 529 00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:10,210 Yeah. 530 00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:12,545 And liable. 531 00:35:13,847 --> 00:35:16,483 You know what this means, right? 532 00:35:16,616 --> 00:35:19,386 Your grandfather was a Ghostbuster. 533 00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:21,221 Yes, I'm aware. 534 00:35:26,159 --> 00:35:29,620 [♪♪♪] 535 00:35:44,544 --> 00:35:47,280 - [RECORDER BEEPS] - It has a door and windows, 536 00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:49,382 like any ordinary house. 537 00:35:49,516 --> 00:35:51,184 But the distinct smell of evil... 538 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:53,530 [SNIFFS] 539 00:35:53,186 --> 00:35:54,954 [WHISPERS] ...is prominent. 540 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:56,289 What are you doing? 541 00:35:56,423 --> 00:35:58,858 Oh, um, giving a little color. 542 00:35:58,992 --> 00:36:00,360 Setting the mood. 543 00:36:00,493 --> 00:36:02,395 It's creepy. I dig it. 544 00:36:06,366 --> 00:36:08,234 Wow. 545 00:36:08,368 --> 00:36:09,703 Cool. 546 00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:14,541 Whoa. Aztec death whistle. 547 00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:16,676 It's designed to ward off evil spirits. 548 00:36:16,810 --> 00:36:18,545 It's got a really horrifying sound... 549 00:36:18,678 --> 00:36:20,847 [WHISTLE SCREECHING] 550 00:36:22,382 --> 00:36:23,450 What...? 551 00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:27,420 Um, what the hell is that? 552 00:36:27,554 --> 00:36:29,456 Aztec death whistle. Can I keep it? 553 00:36:29,589 --> 00:36:31,858 Yes, please. Just don't do that again. 554 00:36:34,294 --> 00:36:35,729 Hi. 555 00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:36,996 Hello again. 556 00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:40,600 You brought them home. 557 00:36:41,868 --> 00:36:44,170 - It's a service I provide. - Are...? 558 00:36:44,304 --> 00:36:46,906 - Well, I'm also an escort. - Mmm...? 559 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,109 - That came out wrong. - Kind of... Yep. 560 00:36:49,242 --> 00:36:50,910 The truth is, I've always wondered 561 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,813 what lurked inside this haunt box. 562 00:36:53,947 --> 00:36:56,316 Right. Well, the only thing lurking inside here 563 00:36:56,449 --> 00:36:58,151 is my slowly dying soul. 564 00:36:58,284 --> 00:36:59,819 Is that what that smell is? 565 00:36:59,953 --> 00:37:02,522 Well, it's not dinner, so... 566 00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:04,570 Well, all right. 567 00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:05,592 [GROOBERSON & CALLIE CHUCKLE] 568 00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:09,329 - Um, would you... - Sure. 569 00:37:09,462 --> 00:37:11,297 - ...like...? - Yeah. 570 00:37:11,431 --> 00:37:12,966 I don't have any food. 571 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:14,234 - It's fine. - Okay, tour. 572 00:37:14,367 --> 00:37:15,602 - Great. - Great. 573 00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:18,838 CALLIE: Here's the dining room. 574 00:37:23,430 --> 00:37:25,578 I think Grooberson's trying to bone your mom. 575 00:37:28,448 --> 00:37:29,582 Oh. 576 00:37:30,784 --> 00:37:32,452 That doesn't bother you? 577 00:37:32,619 --> 00:37:34,320 No, of course it bothers me. 578 00:37:34,454 --> 00:37:37,857 I just don't exhibit emotions the same way everyone else does. 579 00:37:37,991 --> 00:37:40,126 Inside, I'm vomiting. 580 00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:45,665 Wait. 581 00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:48,702 Isn't this what we saw earlier? 582 00:37:54,774 --> 00:37:58,144 "The Sumerians believed in a land of the dead, 583 00:37:58,278 --> 00:38:03,490 "a dark and shadowy realm within the bowels of the earth. 584 00:38:03,183 --> 00:38:08,221 "The souls of the dead are ruled by a mighty god, Gozer, 585 00:38:08,355 --> 00:38:11,725 "and protected by a powerful Gatekeeper 586 00:38:11,858 --> 00:38:15,195 "and Keymaster, in order that Gozer might rise up 587 00:38:15,328 --> 00:38:17,530 "and walk the human plane again. 588 00:38:17,664 --> 00:38:21,968 The Gatekeeper and Keymaster must assume the form of beasts." 589 00:38:24,704 --> 00:38:26,720 What did we let out? 590 00:38:26,206 --> 00:38:29,709 [FUNKADELIC'S "CAN YOU GET TO THAT" PLAYING] 591 00:38:29,843 --> 00:38:31,578 Yum. 592 00:38:31,711 --> 00:38:33,413 Has this ever been cleaned before? 593 00:38:33,546 --> 00:38:34,881 Not by me. 594 00:38:35,150 --> 00:38:37,117 We're heading up the mountain. 595 00:38:38,952 --> 00:38:39,886 You coming? 596 00:38:53,366 --> 00:38:59,472 ♪ I once had a life Or rather, life had me ♪ 597 00:38:59,606 --> 00:39:02,776 ♪ I was one among many ♪ 598 00:39:02,909 --> 00:39:06,279 ♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪ 599 00:39:06,413 --> 00:39:09,749 ♪ Well, I read An old quotation ♪ 600 00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:12,952 ♪ In a book just yesterday ♪ 601 00:39:13,860 --> 00:39:16,122 ♪ Said, "Gonna reap Just what you sow ♪ 602 00:39:16,256 --> 00:39:19,259 ♪ The debts you make You have to pay" ♪ 603 00:39:19,392 --> 00:39:20,960 [♪♪♪] 604 00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:24,731 Rivers are like the moms of canyons. 605 00:39:24,864 --> 00:39:26,966 Basically, when you think about it. 606 00:39:30,570 --> 00:39:31,805 [WIND WHISTLING] 607 00:39:31,938 --> 00:39:33,573 [BOARDS CREAKING] 608 00:39:34,741 --> 00:39:36,142 [TREVOR EXHALES SHARPLY] 609 00:39:37,610 --> 00:39:39,790 [SIGHS] 610 00:39:44,217 --> 00:39:45,952 - [SIGHS] - [CHUCKLES] 611 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:49,322 Why'd you bring me up here? 612 00:39:51,324 --> 00:39:53,260 Entertainment value. 613 00:39:53,159 --> 00:39:55,280 Can you juggle? 614 00:39:55,161 --> 00:39:59,320 - [GUNSHOT] - [ALL CHUCKLE] 615 00:39:59,165 --> 00:40:01,601 - BOY: It's not funny. - What are you doing here 616 00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:03,169 in Summerville anyway? 617 00:40:05,805 --> 00:40:08,942 Honestly, my mom won't say it, but we're broke. 618 00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:11,811 We got evicted, and the only thing that's left in our name 619 00:40:11,945 --> 00:40:13,847 is this creepy, old farmhouse our grandfather left us 620 00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:16,149 in the middle of nowhere. 621 00:40:16,282 --> 00:40:18,184 No offense. 622 00:40:18,318 --> 00:40:20,320 I'm not offended. 623 00:40:20,453 --> 00:40:22,288 This place is a dump. 624 00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:25,959 Then why do you live here? 625 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,828 I'm fourth-generation dump, so... 626 00:40:28,962 --> 00:40:29,996 Oh. 627 00:40:32,799 --> 00:40:34,501 You think you'll ever leave? 628 00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:40,507 I mean, if I don't, what does that say about me? 629 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,176 - You don't have a car. - [CHUCKLES] 630 00:40:44,210 --> 00:40:46,246 What the hell? Get out. 631 00:40:46,379 --> 00:40:48,915 [♪♪♪] 632 00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,183 [LOW RUMBLING] 633 00:40:51,651 --> 00:40:53,586 What is that? 634 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,587 I don't know. 635 00:40:54,721 --> 00:40:59,225 GHOST: Gozer. 636 00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:09,869 What was that? 637 00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,838 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 638 00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:15,800 [ALL LAUGHING] 639 00:41:16,943 --> 00:41:18,345 BOY: It's not funny. 640 00:41:20,447 --> 00:41:22,415 GROOBERSON: What is this? 641 00:41:22,549 --> 00:41:25,685 - That's a map. - Yeah, I know it's a... 642 00:41:25,852 --> 00:41:28,321 A map. But this... 643 00:41:28,455 --> 00:41:31,391 This thing's ancient. It's written in a kind of cuneiform. 644 00:41:31,524 --> 00:41:33,693 Oh, yeah? 645 00:41:33,827 --> 00:41:35,595 This is Summerville. 646 00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:37,764 - That doesn't make sense. - No, not at all. 647 00:41:37,897 --> 00:41:40,600 Summerville's not even 100 years old, but this is written 648 00:41:40,734 --> 00:41:42,369 in a language from thousands of years ago. 649 00:41:42,502 --> 00:41:44,938 For all I know, that's the language he spoke. 650 00:41:46,390 --> 00:41:47,874 That's it? 651 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,609 You don't think this is incredible 652 00:41:49,743 --> 00:41:51,778 and bizarre and fascinating? 653 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:55,480 Can I have this? 654 00:41:55,181 --> 00:41:56,750 Yeah, sure. Weirdo. 655 00:41:56,883 --> 00:41:59,219 That's how it starts. First there's a map. 656 00:41:59,352 --> 00:42:00,920 Then you move into a haunted house. 657 00:42:01,540 --> 00:42:04,570 Then everyone's calling you the Dirt Farmer. 658 00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:06,426 What about Phoebe? Think she'd want any of this? 659 00:42:06,559 --> 00:42:09,796 Oh, I'm sure Phoebe will find something. 660 00:42:09,929 --> 00:42:11,598 [WHIRRING] 661 00:42:11,731 --> 00:42:15,568 [♪♪♪] 662 00:42:15,702 --> 00:42:18,238 [GROOBERSON SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY, THEN CALLIE LAUGHS] 663 00:42:48,635 --> 00:42:49,803 [SIGHS] 664 00:42:59,412 --> 00:43:00,547 Hello? 665 00:43:06,619 --> 00:43:08,655 [MACHINE POWERING UP] 666 00:43:12,492 --> 00:43:13,660 [LIGHT RATTLING] 667 00:43:23,169 --> 00:43:24,637 [LATCH CLICKS] 668 00:43:43,623 --> 00:43:46,526 [♪♪♪] 669 00:44:09,349 --> 00:44:10,450 [GASPS] 670 00:44:56,896 --> 00:44:59,399 Two of the CRT emitters are missing. 671 00:45:02,936 --> 00:45:04,504 [TOOLS RATTLE] 672 00:45:06,539 --> 00:45:07,741 Thanks. 673 00:45:23,790 --> 00:45:26,960 How on earth did you build such a small cyclotron? 674 00:45:29,129 --> 00:45:31,731 Got it. You're a genius. 675 00:45:35,769 --> 00:45:37,337 Needle-nose pliers? 676 00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:49,349 Are you troubled by strange noises in the night? 677 00:45:49,482 --> 00:45:51,117 Do you experience feelings of dread 678 00:45:51,251 --> 00:45:52,519 in your basement or attic? 679 00:45:52,652 --> 00:45:54,154 PETER: Have you or any of your family 680 00:45:54,287 --> 00:45:55,889 ever seen a spook, specter or ghost? 681 00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:57,157 RAY: If the answer is yes, 682 00:45:57,290 --> 00:45:58,792 don't wait another minute. 683 00:45:58,925 --> 00:46:01,161 - Call the professionals. - ALL: Ghostbusters. 684 00:46:01,294 --> 00:46:04,640 Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day 685 00:46:04,197 --> 00:46:06,499 to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. 686 00:46:06,633 --> 00:46:08,201 ALL: We're ready to believe you. 687 00:46:08,334 --> 00:46:10,236 Hey, you're awake. 688 00:46:10,370 --> 00:46:12,472 What are you up to? 689 00:46:12,605 --> 00:46:13,807 Experiments. 690 00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:15,909 Ugh, lame. 691 00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:18,244 Oh, you found popcorn. 692 00:46:19,979 --> 00:46:21,715 What kind of scientist was Grandpa? 693 00:46:21,848 --> 00:46:23,917 The kind that repels loved ones. 694 00:46:25,352 --> 00:46:28,880 - Maybe a physicist? - Sure. 695 00:46:28,221 --> 00:46:31,858 So tomorrow I was thinking of grabbing dinner with Gary. 696 00:46:33,526 --> 00:46:34,394 Who's Gary? 697 00:46:34,527 --> 00:46:36,162 Mr. Grooberson. 698 00:46:37,263 --> 00:46:39,899 His name is Gary Grooberson? 699 00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:42,350 You have a date with Gary Grooberson. 700 00:46:42,168 --> 00:46:43,470 It's just dinner. 701 00:46:43,603 --> 00:46:45,138 Good night, Phoebe. 702 00:46:46,806 --> 00:46:48,800 Don't be yourself. 703 00:46:48,141 --> 00:46:49,576 [CHUCKLES] 704 00:46:53,813 --> 00:46:54,848 [MOUSEPAD CLICKS] 705 00:46:59,252 --> 00:47:01,788 [♪♪♪] 706 00:47:16,236 --> 00:47:18,710 Welcome to Rust City. 707 00:47:18,204 --> 00:47:20,874 This is where they processed all the raw selenium? 708 00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:22,108 Yeah, I guess. 709 00:47:24,277 --> 00:47:25,578 [GRUNTS] 710 00:47:28,548 --> 00:47:29,616 Cool. 711 00:47:31,170 --> 00:47:32,385 How'd you know how to fix it? 712 00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:34,554 I mean, no offense, but you are 12. 713 00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:37,757 I kind of met my grandfather last night. 714 00:47:37,891 --> 00:47:39,959 He showed me what to do. 715 00:47:40,930 --> 00:47:43,363 No way. Was he, like, howling and clanking chains? 716 00:47:43,496 --> 00:47:46,399 - No. That would've been weird. - Oh. 717 00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:47,701 Switch me on. 718 00:47:55,575 --> 00:47:57,577 [PROTON PACK POWERING UP] 719 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,295 [BEEPING SOFTLY] 720 00:48:16,730 --> 00:48:17,831 [SIGHS] 721 00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:21,468 [SIGHS] 722 00:48:28,675 --> 00:48:30,577 [HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING] 723 00:48:36,950 --> 00:48:38,918 Safety's off. 724 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:40,120 [RECORDER BEEPS] 725 00:48:40,286 --> 00:48:41,688 Her feet are planted. 726 00:48:41,821 --> 00:48:43,423 Her face is poised. 727 00:48:43,556 --> 00:48:45,425 Will this be the moment of her death? 728 00:48:45,558 --> 00:48:47,360 [WHISPERS] Nobody knows. 729 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:56,436 Yeah! 730 00:48:56,569 --> 00:48:57,470 [LAUGHS] 731 00:48:57,604 --> 00:48:58,805 Whoo! 732 00:49:03,710 --> 00:49:06,813 Oh, my gosh. 733 00:49:06,946 --> 00:49:09,150 That is the best thing I've ever seen. 734 00:49:09,149 --> 00:49:10,684 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 735 00:49:15,210 --> 00:49:16,156 Did I hit it? 736 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:20,427 You didn't hit it. You destroyed it! 737 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,563 It doesn't even exist anymore! 738 00:49:23,697 --> 00:49:24,931 My turn. 739 00:49:25,650 --> 00:49:27,330 [GHOST GROWLS, THEN GROANING] 740 00:49:30,236 --> 00:49:32,500 What was that? 741 00:49:32,138 --> 00:49:34,708 Probably a pigeon or something. Give me the gun. 742 00:49:34,841 --> 00:49:37,210 [GROWLING, RUMBLING] 743 00:49:38,445 --> 00:49:40,180 What is that? 744 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:43,183 Come on. 745 00:49:45,285 --> 00:49:46,686 PODCAST: Hold on. 746 00:49:46,820 --> 00:49:48,388 [GRUNTING SOFTLY] 747 00:49:48,521 --> 00:49:50,857 - PHOEBE: You coming? - I'm coming. 748 00:49:51,958 --> 00:49:53,226 [DOOR CLANGS OPEN] 749 00:50:06,606 --> 00:50:08,410 [DOOR SLAMS] 750 00:50:08,174 --> 00:50:09,743 [PODCAST GASPS] 751 00:50:09,876 --> 00:50:12,779 [♪♪♪] 752 00:50:14,514 --> 00:50:17,500 I gotta come back here for my Halloween episode. 753 00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:45,445 [HIGH-PITCHED WAIL, THEN GRUNTING] 754 00:50:57,390 --> 00:50:59,459 [WAILING IN DISTANCE] 755 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,929 [GHOST GRUNTING] 756 00:51:03,630 --> 00:51:04,564 [DOOR CREAKS OPEN] 757 00:51:04,698 --> 00:51:06,800 [GHOST CHOMPING, GRUNTING] 758 00:51:12,505 --> 00:51:13,840 [SOFTLY] It's a ghost. 759 00:51:15,475 --> 00:51:18,545 A-aren't you just a little bit freaked out right now? 760 00:51:18,678 --> 00:51:21,140 Overstimulation calms me. 761 00:51:26,486 --> 00:51:28,288 [METAL CLANGS] 762 00:51:29,856 --> 00:51:31,570 [GRUNTS] 763 00:51:39,499 --> 00:51:41,634 - [ZIPPER UNZIPS] - [GHOST WAILS] 764 00:51:41,768 --> 00:51:44,170 [CHUCKLES, THEN GRUNTING] 765 00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:50,143 - Okay, okay, okay. - What's that for? 766 00:51:50,276 --> 00:51:51,277 I have a plan. 767 00:51:51,411 --> 00:51:53,460 Wait! 768 00:51:53,179 --> 00:51:54,814 - [WHISTLE SCREECHING] - [GASPS] 769 00:52:01,654 --> 00:52:02,856 [ROARS] 770 00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:04,491 [BOTH WHIMPERING] 771 00:52:08,728 --> 00:52:10,764 - [SIGHS] - [PROTON PACK POWERS UP] 772 00:52:12,650 --> 00:52:13,600 [WAILING] 773 00:52:18,204 --> 00:52:19,673 - Get the trap! - Okay. 774 00:52:19,806 --> 00:52:22,442 [♪♪♪] 775 00:52:22,575 --> 00:52:24,244 [GHOST GRUNTING] 776 00:52:33,353 --> 00:52:35,121 I got him! 777 00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:36,423 Quick! 778 00:52:37,891 --> 00:52:40,360 - Nuggets! Aah! - Catch him! 779 00:52:40,493 --> 00:52:42,195 [ROARING] 780 00:52:47,670 --> 00:52:48,668 [SCREECHES] 781 00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:55,241 [SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING] 782 00:52:57,811 --> 00:52:59,179 [SIGHS] 783 00:53:03,483 --> 00:53:04,884 [SIGHS] 784 00:53:06,519 --> 00:53:07,954 Okay. 785 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,123 [IGNITION CLICKING] 786 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:13,393 Ugh, come on! 787 00:53:13,526 --> 00:53:14,828 [SIGHS] 788 00:53:16,796 --> 00:53:18,832 - Come on, you can do this. - [ENGINE SPUTTERS] 789 00:53:20,734 --> 00:53:22,469 [SIGHS] 790 00:53:22,602 --> 00:53:23,837 Come on, darling. 791 00:53:23,970 --> 00:53:26,940 [IGNITION CLICKS, THEN ENGINE SPUTTERING] 792 00:53:28,942 --> 00:53:30,510 [ENGINE RUMBLES] 793 00:53:30,643 --> 00:53:31,578 Yes! 794 00:53:35,615 --> 00:53:38,518 [BUZZCOCKS' "BOREDOM" PLAYING] 795 00:53:44,924 --> 00:53:46,626 Yes! 796 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:50,130 ♪ Well, I say what I mean ♪ 797 00:53:50,263 --> 00:53:52,565 ♪ I say what comes to my mind ♪ 798 00:53:52,699 --> 00:53:55,268 ♪ I never get around To things ♪ 799 00:53:55,402 --> 00:53:57,303 ♪ I'm living A straight, straight line ♪ 800 00:53:57,437 --> 00:53:59,506 ♪ You know me I'm acting dumb ♪ 801 00:53:59,639 --> 00:54:01,841 ♪ You know the scene Very humdrum ♪ 802 00:54:01,975 --> 00:54:05,412 ♪ Boredom, boredom ♪ 803 00:54:05,545 --> 00:54:07,130 Shit! 804 00:54:10,150 --> 00:54:11,284 ♪ Boredom ♪ 805 00:54:16,656 --> 00:54:18,291 [BRAKES SQUEAL] 806 00:54:20,827 --> 00:54:23,196 [PANTING] 807 00:54:23,329 --> 00:54:24,230 Hey. 808 00:54:26,466 --> 00:54:27,467 Hey. 809 00:54:28,535 --> 00:54:30,637 This is Podcast. 810 00:54:30,770 --> 00:54:32,205 He... He's my friend. 811 00:54:32,339 --> 00:54:34,507 - You have a friend? - You have a car? 812 00:54:35,542 --> 00:54:36,576 Yeah, it's a Cadillac. 813 00:54:36,710 --> 00:54:38,578 Hey, dude. We need a ride. 814 00:54:38,712 --> 00:54:40,880 - Do you know how to drive? - PHOEBE: He doesn't. 815 00:54:41,140 --> 00:54:43,483 He failed his driver's test three times. 816 00:54:43,616 --> 00:54:44,818 Get in the back. 817 00:54:49,823 --> 00:54:51,958 - CALLIE: Thank you. - It sounds crazy, 818 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,561 but Oklahoma never had earthquakes. For centuries. 819 00:54:54,694 --> 00:54:58,131 But then, between 2010 and 2016, they had like a thousand. 820 00:54:58,264 --> 00:54:59,399 Oh, jeez, what happened? 821 00:54:59,532 --> 00:55:01,968 Oil and gas, that's what happened. 822 00:55:02,102 --> 00:55:04,337 Yeah, they started pumping millions of gallons 823 00:55:04,471 --> 00:55:07,540 of salinated water deep into the Arbuckle Formation. 824 00:55:07,674 --> 00:55:09,376 And then the porous limestone... 825 00:55:12,212 --> 00:55:14,247 Are you drunk? Or are you just really bored? 826 00:55:14,381 --> 00:55:16,516 Because I think I can see you falling asleep. 827 00:55:16,649 --> 00:55:19,552 Uh, I just have, uh, an allergy to science. 828 00:55:19,686 --> 00:55:21,888 Uh-huh. Have you tried Benadryl? 829 00:55:22,220 --> 00:55:24,391 - I've tried, um, whiskey. - It's better than Benadryl. 830 00:55:24,524 --> 00:55:27,627 But science is amazing. Science is pure. 831 00:55:27,761 --> 00:55:29,729 It's an absolute. 832 00:55:29,863 --> 00:55:31,931 I mean, it's an answer to all the madness. 833 00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:34,567 Why don't you like science? 834 00:55:34,701 --> 00:55:37,871 Was, uh... Was Phoebe's dad a scientist, or...? 835 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,730 - Oh, gross. No. - No? 836 00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:42,420 I'm making an assumption. 837 00:55:43,843 --> 00:55:45,745 What's his deal? 838 00:55:45,879 --> 00:55:47,714 Honestly, I don't... It doesn't matter. 839 00:55:47,847 --> 00:55:51,351 He was fine with Trevor, but with Phoebe, he just really... 840 00:55:51,484 --> 00:55:53,520 He couldn't connect with her, so... 841 00:55:53,653 --> 00:55:56,856 Right. Well, he sounds like a royal dirtbag. 842 00:55:56,990 --> 00:55:59,192 Oh, no, he was actually just a very ordinary dirtbag. 843 00:55:59,325 --> 00:56:03,630 Well, hey, at least, uh, Phoebe turned out okay, right? 844 00:56:03,763 --> 00:56:05,365 I hope so. 845 00:56:05,498 --> 00:56:06,766 I don't know. 846 00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:08,968 She really keeps me on the outside. 847 00:56:09,102 --> 00:56:13,239 She's just an awkward, nerdy kid, but she's awesome. 848 00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:15,275 I think she's great. 849 00:56:15,408 --> 00:56:17,610 I think you're great. You're a great mom. 850 00:56:17,744 --> 00:56:19,412 Yeah. You showed up. You win. 851 00:56:20,714 --> 00:56:22,248 I just wish she'd relax, you know? 852 00:56:22,382 --> 00:56:25,518 - Just get into some trouble. - There's plenty of time for that. 853 00:56:25,652 --> 00:56:27,287 Maybe she'll take up pole dancing. 854 00:56:27,420 --> 00:56:31,191 - She's not very coordinated. - Oh, I don't think that matters. 855 00:56:31,324 --> 00:56:33,760 [♪♪♪] 856 00:56:37,230 --> 00:56:38,998 So, what the hell is going on? 857 00:56:39,132 --> 00:56:41,434 In the 1980s, New York City was attacked. 858 00:56:41,568 --> 00:56:43,670 I know the Manhattan ghost stories. 859 00:56:43,803 --> 00:56:46,139 - The stories are real. - Yeah, and so were the guys 860 00:56:46,272 --> 00:56:48,241 who climbed a building and saved the world 861 00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:50,610 and fought back an invading army of the undead. 862 00:56:50,744 --> 00:56:53,279 Not to mention a 100-foot marshmallow man. 863 00:56:56,383 --> 00:56:58,752 Our grandfather was Egon Spengler. 864 00:56:58,885 --> 00:57:00,153 He was a Ghostbuster. 865 00:57:00,286 --> 00:57:02,220 DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO]: All units, 866 00:57:02,155 --> 00:57:04,591 we're getting reports of, well, some kind of animal 867 00:57:04,724 --> 00:57:07,160 taking a bite out of Steve Fletcher's truck. 868 00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:09,662 Apparently, he almost took the whole tailgate off? 869 00:57:09,796 --> 00:57:11,865 - Muncher. - Muncher. 870 00:57:11,998 --> 00:57:14,934 [♪♪♪] 871 00:57:33,787 --> 00:57:36,489 - What should I be looking for? - Evidence. 872 00:57:52,172 --> 00:57:53,840 Can you stop breathing in my ear? 873 00:57:53,973 --> 00:57:55,408 No. 874 00:57:55,542 --> 00:57:57,430 You guys, this is kind of stupid. 875 00:57:57,177 --> 00:57:59,713 Are you sure you didn't see, like, a raccoon 876 00:57:59,846 --> 00:58:02,315 or, like, a possum? 877 00:58:02,449 --> 00:58:03,350 There! 878 00:58:03,483 --> 00:58:04,818 [SNORTS, CHOMPING] 879 00:58:07,921 --> 00:58:09,189 Is that a...? 880 00:58:09,322 --> 00:58:11,240 PODCAST: Free-floating metal muncher. 881 00:58:11,157 --> 00:58:12,158 Definitely Class Five. 882 00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:14,327 Okay, uh, what do we do? 883 00:58:14,461 --> 00:58:16,196 [WHISPERS] Let's get him. 884 00:58:16,329 --> 00:58:17,664 What? 885 00:58:17,797 --> 00:58:19,320 Let me get a photo first. 886 00:58:22,402 --> 00:58:23,536 Guys? 887 00:58:23,670 --> 00:58:25,380 - TREVOR: Whoa, whoa, whoa! - [GASPS] 888 00:58:26,539 --> 00:58:28,575 Whoa. It has a gunner seat? 889 00:58:35,415 --> 00:58:36,916 [WHIMPERS SOFTLY] 890 00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:38,485 - [CREAKS] - [ROARS] 891 00:58:40,220 --> 00:58:41,588 - Go, go, go! - [PROTON PACK POWERING UP] 892 00:58:41,721 --> 00:58:43,757 - [TIRES SCREECHING] - Whoa! 893 00:58:43,890 --> 00:58:46,793 [♪♪♪] 894 00:58:49,729 --> 00:58:50,964 [MUNCHER GRUNTING] 895 00:58:51,970 --> 00:58:52,632 [PROTON GUN BEEPING] 896 00:58:52,766 --> 00:58:53,933 [WAILS] 897 00:58:58,872 --> 00:59:00,206 - PODCAST: Whoa! - [GASPS] 898 00:59:09,416 --> 00:59:10,950 [SCREAMS] 899 00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:14,154 - [GRUNTS] - [WAILING] 900 00:59:17,457 --> 00:59:18,892 [LAUGHING] 901 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:20,960 What the...? 902 00:59:24,297 --> 00:59:26,633 [GRUNTING] 903 00:59:26,766 --> 00:59:28,340 Uh... 904 00:59:28,168 --> 00:59:29,969 [ENGINE REVVING] 905 00:59:31,304 --> 00:59:32,972 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 906 00:59:35,842 --> 00:59:36,843 [GROANING] 907 00:59:36,976 --> 00:59:39,446 - Yes! - Trap him! 908 00:59:54,961 --> 00:59:57,430 Okay. Okay. Here we go. 909 01:00:03,690 --> 01:00:04,471 [HORN HONKING] 910 01:00:04,604 --> 01:00:06,139 [ROARS] 911 01:00:06,272 --> 01:00:07,474 Come on, keep it straight. 912 01:00:07,607 --> 01:00:09,142 - You try driving this thing. - [SIGHS] 913 01:00:12,812 --> 01:00:14,347 - Left, left, left! - [GRUNTING] 914 01:00:14,481 --> 01:00:15,882 [TIRES SCREECHING] 915 01:00:28,495 --> 01:00:30,163 [GRUNTING] 916 01:00:31,798 --> 01:00:33,833 - Ready! - Trap him already! 917 01:00:33,967 --> 01:00:35,935 - Three, two... - Three, two, one... 918 01:00:36,690 --> 01:00:38,400 - [HORN HONKING] - [GASPS, THEN SCREAMS] 919 01:00:42,542 --> 01:00:43,910 [HORN BLARES] 920 01:00:45,512 --> 01:00:47,800 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 921 01:00:48,148 --> 01:00:50,160 ♪ On the road again... ♪ 922 01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:51,451 [PEOPLE GASPING] 923 01:00:52,852 --> 01:00:54,387 [TIRES SCREECHING] 924 01:00:57,791 --> 01:00:58,892 [SIGHS] 925 01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:00,727 Oh, my God, what just happened? 926 01:01:00,860 --> 01:01:02,762 [ALL PANTING] 927 01:01:02,896 --> 01:01:04,664 He's heading for the mountain. 928 01:01:04,798 --> 01:01:06,433 [MUNCHER GRUNTING] 929 01:01:06,566 --> 01:01:09,502 [♪♪♪] 930 01:01:17,744 --> 01:01:19,612 - Closer. - Okay. 931 01:01:19,746 --> 01:01:21,247 I'm in range. 932 01:01:43,603 --> 01:01:44,971 [BEEPING] 933 01:01:45,105 --> 01:01:46,473 [PROTON PACK POWERING UP] 934 01:01:50,377 --> 01:01:51,778 [SQUEALING] 935 01:01:51,911 --> 01:01:53,346 She got him! 936 01:02:04,724 --> 01:02:06,760 Whatever we're doing, we have to do it now. 937 01:02:08,128 --> 01:02:09,629 Come on! 938 01:02:11,731 --> 01:02:13,433 [SHRIEKING] 939 01:02:21,408 --> 01:02:22,275 [WHOOPS] 940 01:02:22,409 --> 01:02:23,276 - Yes! - Yeah! 941 01:02:23,410 --> 01:02:24,678 Bridge! 942 01:02:24,811 --> 01:02:25,845 [ALL SCREAMING] 943 01:02:41,628 --> 01:02:43,396 [ALL GASP] 944 01:02:43,530 --> 01:02:45,965 [♪♪♪] 945 01:02:50,336 --> 01:02:51,471 What was that? 946 01:02:51,604 --> 01:02:53,406 I think we just caught a ghost. 947 01:02:58,545 --> 01:02:59,546 Ugh! 948 01:02:59,679 --> 01:03:00,580 Sorry. 949 01:03:02,415 --> 01:03:04,317 I was here last night. 950 01:03:04,451 --> 01:03:07,354 [♪♪♪] 951 01:03:16,296 --> 01:03:17,964 TREVOR: Does any of this bother you? 952 01:03:18,865 --> 01:03:19,966 What do you mean? 953 01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:22,235 Dude, your grandfather was a legend. 954 01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:24,804 You can literally be anything you want. 955 01:03:24,938 --> 01:03:27,707 Like a influencer or a DJ. 956 01:03:27,841 --> 01:03:29,909 It was easier when I thought he went nuts. 957 01:03:30,430 --> 01:03:31,378 - He didn't go nuts. - Exactly. 958 01:03:31,511 --> 01:03:32,679 So why did he leave Mom? 959 01:03:34,214 --> 01:03:37,830 [SIREN WAILS] 960 01:03:37,217 --> 01:03:39,619 Oh, no, no, no. 961 01:03:39,753 --> 01:03:41,421 We're screwed. We're so screwed. 962 01:03:41,554 --> 01:03:43,790 - What do we do? - I say we fight. 963 01:03:43,923 --> 01:03:46,359 What? No. Just check the glove box. 964 01:03:50,196 --> 01:03:51,564 License and registration. 965 01:03:52,932 --> 01:03:54,634 TREVOR: We were on that big mountain, 966 01:03:54,768 --> 01:03:57,871 and I went to go hang out with this girl in this mining cage. 967 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,640 All of a sudden, it started shaking, like an earthquake. 968 01:04:00,774 --> 01:04:02,108 And there were lights, 969 01:04:02,242 --> 01:04:04,577 and then I looked down in this giant hole. 970 01:04:04,711 --> 01:04:06,780 Inside of it, right in the middle of it, 971 01:04:06,913 --> 01:04:10,830 was either a person or a reptile... 972 01:04:10,216 --> 01:04:11,951 Are you even paying attention? 973 01:04:12,850 --> 01:04:14,287 Yeah. I'm just excited we're in jail. 974 01:04:15,889 --> 01:04:20,600 I thought I heard something say, "Gozer." 975 01:04:20,193 --> 01:04:23,730 He speaks the truth. I was there. 976 01:04:25,231 --> 01:04:28,635 Hey. Hi. How...? What brings you here? 977 01:04:28,768 --> 01:04:31,371 Actually, you could help me with hiding something. 978 01:04:31,504 --> 01:04:32,939 - Yeah, yeah. - Do you have priors? 979 01:04:33,730 --> 01:04:34,441 'Cause they'll charge you as a minor. 980 01:04:34,574 --> 01:04:35,909 You'll get two years. Max. 981 01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:37,644 - Two? - I'll visit you, okay? 982 01:04:37,777 --> 01:04:39,790 Lucky. 983 01:04:39,212 --> 01:04:41,314 Quit messing with my inmates. 984 01:04:41,448 --> 01:04:42,982 Sorry, Dad. 985 01:04:44,217 --> 01:04:45,685 "Dad." So you're just... 986 01:04:47,870 --> 01:04:50,290 Waiting for my ride. Yeah. 987 01:04:50,423 --> 01:04:52,525 But you look good behind bars. 988 01:04:53,793 --> 01:04:56,930 Hey. Don't we get a phone call? 989 01:04:57,630 --> 01:04:58,164 Sure you do. 990 01:05:00,734 --> 01:05:01,968 Who you gonna call? 991 01:05:04,671 --> 01:05:05,772 Make it quick. 992 01:05:05,905 --> 01:05:08,308 [♪♪♪] 993 01:05:13,580 --> 01:05:15,181 Do you experience feelings of dread 994 01:05:15,315 --> 01:05:16,783 in your basement or attic? 995 01:05:20,153 --> 01:05:21,488 Have you or any of your family 996 01:05:21,621 --> 01:05:23,590 ever seen a spook, specter, or ghost? 997 01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:28,528 If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. 998 01:05:28,661 --> 01:05:30,864 Pick up your phone and call the professionals. 999 01:05:34,567 --> 01:05:36,102 [RINGING] 1000 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:47,914 [GROWLS] 1001 01:05:49,616 --> 01:05:51,510 Ray's Occult, and we're closed. 1002 01:05:51,184 --> 01:05:53,586 PHOEBE: Wait! I only get one phone call. 1003 01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:54,988 I'm... 1004 01:05:56,456 --> 01:05:58,158 - in prison. - Hmm. 1005 01:05:58,291 --> 01:06:00,894 The slammer, huh? I've been there myself. 1006 01:06:01,270 --> 01:06:03,196 I'm not a lawyer, but I'm listening. 1007 01:06:04,964 --> 01:06:07,670 Are you Ray Stantz, the Ghostbuster? 1008 01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,969 - And now I'm hanging up. - Hang on. Please. 1009 01:06:11,471 --> 01:06:14,240 I... I'm calling about Egon Spengler. 1010 01:06:19,450 --> 01:06:21,314 Egon Spengler can rot in hell. 1011 01:06:26,319 --> 01:06:28,521 He died last week. 1012 01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:33,226 [SIGHS] 1013 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:34,594 Oh, man. 1014 01:06:37,300 --> 01:06:38,331 No kidding. 1015 01:06:41,670 --> 01:06:42,736 Weren't you two friends? 1016 01:06:42,869 --> 01:06:44,571 That was a long time ago. 1017 01:06:45,705 --> 01:06:47,374 What happened to you guys? 1018 01:06:47,507 --> 01:06:49,376 [SIGHS, SCOFFS] 1019 01:06:49,509 --> 01:06:53,380 Oh, well, look, when we started, busting ghosts was a gas. 1020 01:06:53,513 --> 01:06:56,916 The economy was good. Reagan years. 1021 01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:58,618 People believed in us. 1022 01:06:58,752 --> 01:07:01,654 Then things got slow, hauntings got thin. 1023 01:07:01,788 --> 01:07:04,591 Venkman thought we did our job too well. 1024 01:07:05,959 --> 01:07:08,762 We could barely keep up our mortgage. 1025 01:07:08,895 --> 01:07:10,730 Some actor bought up most of Tribeca, 1026 01:07:10,864 --> 01:07:12,298 and we lost the firehouse. 1027 01:07:12,432 --> 01:07:13,900 It's a Starbucks now. 1028 01:07:15,201 --> 01:07:17,303 So then you all just walked away? 1029 01:07:17,437 --> 01:07:19,239 Peter went back to academia. 1030 01:07:19,372 --> 01:07:21,875 He's at SUNY Cortland now. He's a professor emeritus. 1031 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:24,611 He teaches advertising and promotion. 1032 01:07:24,744 --> 01:07:26,790 Winston went into finance. 1033 01:07:26,212 --> 01:07:28,114 He worked hard, coined a fortune and... 1034 01:07:28,248 --> 01:07:29,282 And I'm here. 1035 01:07:30,950 --> 01:07:34,120 - Well, what about Egon? - Well, he wasn't helping. 1036 01:07:34,254 --> 01:07:37,624 We went from ten calls a week to one if we were lucky. 1037 01:07:37,757 --> 01:07:39,920 Egon started to tell people 1038 01:07:39,225 --> 01:07:40,994 that their ghost problems didn't matter 1039 01:07:41,127 --> 01:07:42,429 because the world was coming to an end. 1040 01:07:42,562 --> 01:07:44,464 He got spooky. Freaked me out. 1041 01:07:44,597 --> 01:07:45,832 One morning, I go to work 1042 01:07:45,965 --> 01:07:47,867 and Ecto-1, our old Cadillac, is gone, 1043 01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:50,870 his neutrona thrower, collider pack, all the traps, 1044 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,440 16 ounces of fuel isotope, all gone! 1045 01:07:53,573 --> 01:07:54,674 He cleaned us out. 1046 01:07:55,742 --> 01:07:57,277 Now we were the dead ones. 1047 01:07:57,410 --> 01:07:59,179 Don't you think he had a reason? 1048 01:07:59,312 --> 01:08:01,548 He phoned me about ten years later, 1049 01:08:01,681 --> 01:08:03,650 some small town in Oklahoma. 1050 01:08:03,783 --> 01:08:06,190 He kept rambling about "the rising storm" 1051 01:08:06,152 --> 01:08:07,721 and "the huge psychic tornado" 1052 01:08:07,854 --> 01:08:11,658 that was gonna "consume humanity in darkness forever." 1053 01:08:11,791 --> 01:08:13,827 [SIGHS] And, kid, I wanted to believe. 1054 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:15,995 You don't understand. There is this mountain 1055 01:08:16,129 --> 01:08:17,831 and it has these ancient carvings... 1056 01:08:17,964 --> 01:08:19,666 Kid, there are a lot of mountains 1057 01:08:19,799 --> 01:08:21,167 with ancient carvings. 1058 01:08:22,402 --> 01:08:24,204 Take a little advice. 1059 01:08:24,337 --> 01:08:26,390 Don't go chasing ghosts. 1060 01:08:28,341 --> 01:08:30,710 Egon Spengler was my grandfather. 1061 01:08:32,178 --> 01:08:33,113 Time's up. 1062 01:08:34,514 --> 01:08:35,382 Hey, hello? 1063 01:08:35,515 --> 01:08:36,549 [CLICKING SWITCH HOOK] 1064 01:08:42,188 --> 01:08:44,570 - Where are my kids? - They're in the lockup. 1065 01:08:44,190 --> 01:08:46,590 My children are not criminals. 1066 01:08:46,192 --> 01:08:48,895 - Sure they're not. - Driving without a license. 1067 01:08:49,290 --> 01:08:52,332 Expired registration. Speeding. 1068 01:08:52,465 --> 01:08:54,567 They can't be the first to go joyriding. 1069 01:08:54,701 --> 01:08:57,237 No, they are not. But they are the first 1070 01:08:57,370 --> 01:09:00,507 to destroy half of Main Street with whatever that thing is. 1071 01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:01,775 Whoa! 1072 01:09:05,545 --> 01:09:07,614 - Sorry. - What were you thinking? 1073 01:09:07,747 --> 01:09:11,584 You know, you two could have really hurt yourselves. 1074 01:09:13,353 --> 01:09:14,854 Hey. I'm Gary. 1075 01:09:14,988 --> 01:09:16,556 SHERIFF: You process them out yet? 1076 01:09:21,194 --> 01:09:22,862 Did you catch anything? 1077 01:09:22,996 --> 01:09:24,300 It's inside the trap. 1078 01:09:24,164 --> 01:09:25,832 - Right now? - Yes. 1079 01:09:25,965 --> 01:09:27,934 Let's go. You were supposed to look after her this summer. 1080 01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:29,736 - I was? - Not you. Him. 1081 01:09:29,869 --> 01:09:31,104 This was her idea. 1082 01:09:31,237 --> 01:09:33,373 But what about our stuff? The Ecto-1? 1083 01:09:33,506 --> 01:09:36,543 Everything will remain nice and safe in our impound locker. 1084 01:09:36,676 --> 01:09:39,446 - No! We need it. - Phoebe, let's go. 1085 01:09:39,579 --> 01:09:41,548 - We caught a ghost tonight. - [SHERIFF CHUCKLES] 1086 01:09:41,681 --> 01:09:44,351 - Dirt Farmer's family. - It's true. 1087 01:09:45,852 --> 01:09:47,253 And there will be more. 1088 01:09:47,387 --> 01:09:49,989 You're starting to sound like your lunatic grandfather. 1089 01:09:51,725 --> 01:09:54,994 - [POWERING UP] - Phoebe! She didn't mean it. 1090 01:09:55,128 --> 01:09:57,263 You wanna spend the night in my jail? 1091 01:09:57,397 --> 01:09:59,799 [♪♪♪] 1092 01:10:02,202 --> 01:10:03,903 You can... You can keep it. 1093 01:10:08,541 --> 01:10:10,760 Go. Now. 1094 01:10:13,279 --> 01:10:16,316 - Trevor. - I'll see you at work. 1095 01:10:16,449 --> 01:10:17,751 Yeah. See you. 1096 01:10:19,552 --> 01:10:20,453 Hey. 1097 01:10:39,390 --> 01:10:40,173 All right, you guys. 1098 01:10:40,306 --> 01:10:41,675 - Remember that... - [CALLIE SCOFFS] 1099 01:10:41,808 --> 01:10:42,976 Yeah, you got it. 1100 01:10:44,711 --> 01:10:45,945 [CHUCKLES] 1101 01:10:49,816 --> 01:10:51,518 I'm sorry the night went sideways. 1102 01:10:51,651 --> 01:10:54,200 No. I-I had a blast. 1103 01:10:54,154 --> 01:10:56,523 Why don't we just pick it up tomorrow night, same time. 1104 01:10:56,656 --> 01:10:59,192 - You really want more of this? - Are you kidding me? 1105 01:10:59,325 --> 01:11:02,395 We had kung pao shrimp. We went to jail. 1106 01:11:02,529 --> 01:11:05,865 I don't know how we're gonna top this. This is a home run. 1107 01:11:05,999 --> 01:11:07,467 [CHUCKLES] 1108 01:11:09,436 --> 01:11:12,505 Um, my life is a dumpster fire. 1109 01:11:12,639 --> 01:11:15,975 I love dumpster fires. You should see my apartment. 1110 01:11:16,109 --> 01:11:19,120 I don't mean now. Or a-anytime soon. 1111 01:11:19,145 --> 01:11:22,449 You don't want to... I'd need to clean... 1112 01:11:22,582 --> 01:11:25,618 This is moving way too fast. You gotta just relax. 1113 01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:29,589 The kids hungry? They want some of this, uh, 1114 01:11:29,723 --> 01:11:31,825 unrefrigerated shrimp? 1115 01:11:31,958 --> 01:11:34,861 - [DOOR CLOSES] - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1116 01:11:44,437 --> 01:11:46,806 - We're barely hanging on here. - You don't understand. 1117 01:11:46,940 --> 01:11:48,508 I understand you drove around town, 1118 01:11:48,641 --> 01:11:50,343 destroying expensive property. 1119 01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:54,581 Don't you think your father came out here for a reason? 1120 01:11:54,714 --> 01:11:56,820 No. 1121 01:11:56,216 --> 01:11:58,918 No. I think he was a sad old man 1122 01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,287 who turned his back on his family, his partners. 1123 01:12:01,421 --> 01:12:04,924 And for what? For a stupid farm in a town nobody cares about. 1124 01:12:05,580 --> 01:12:07,394 Where, by the way, everybody thought he was nuts. 1125 01:12:07,527 --> 01:12:09,596 Yeah, great decision, Dad. 1126 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,800 He was special. He loved science, like me. 1127 01:12:13,933 --> 01:12:16,569 Why didn't you tell me my grandfather was Egon Spengler? 1128 01:12:16,703 --> 01:12:19,572 [♪♪♪] 1129 01:12:19,706 --> 01:12:23,743 Hey, I'm glad you found yourself here. I really am. 1130 01:12:26,460 --> 01:12:27,347 But all I see are reminders 1131 01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:29,849 that I didn't mean a thing to him. 1132 01:12:29,983 --> 01:12:31,685 He never cared about me. 1133 01:12:38,591 --> 01:12:40,293 He's not nuts. 1134 01:12:40,427 --> 01:12:42,962 Well, then he's an *****. 1135 01:12:44,364 --> 01:12:46,266 Welcome to the family. 1136 01:12:46,399 --> 01:12:49,302 [♪♪♪] 1137 01:12:54,908 --> 01:12:57,310 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1138 01:13:07,754 --> 01:13:09,220 [GROWLS] 1139 01:13:14,127 --> 01:13:15,595 [WHOOSHES] 1140 01:13:26,406 --> 01:13:27,407 Yeah. 1141 01:13:33,780 --> 01:13:36,182 - [WOMAN SCREAMS] - [GLASS SHATTERS] 1142 01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:44,257 Jamoca. 1143 01:13:45,458 --> 01:13:47,270 There we go. 1144 01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:49,195 Strawberry, red velvet... 1145 01:13:50,797 --> 01:13:51,831 Blue velvet? 1146 01:13:51,965 --> 01:13:53,500 [CHUCKLES] 1147 01:13:54,768 --> 01:13:56,503 [RUSTLING] 1148 01:14:12,952 --> 01:14:14,921 [YAWNS] 1149 01:14:26,166 --> 01:14:27,233 [COOS HAPPILY] 1150 01:14:27,367 --> 01:14:28,902 [GROANS] 1151 01:14:33,373 --> 01:14:34,808 [CHUCKLES] 1152 01:14:48,154 --> 01:14:50,900 Aah! Ah. 1153 01:14:50,223 --> 01:14:52,920 [ALL CHITTERING] 1154 01:15:13,346 --> 01:15:14,314 Oh, God. 1155 01:15:15,382 --> 01:15:17,784 [♪♪♪] 1156 01:15:49,849 --> 01:15:51,951 [WHOOPS, LAUGHS] 1157 01:15:53,286 --> 01:15:55,221 [CONTINUES WHOOPING] 1158 01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:02,462 [SNARLING] 1159 01:16:16,176 --> 01:16:18,311 [MARSHMALLOWS CHITTERING] 1160 01:16:20,313 --> 01:16:22,215 [GROWLING] 1161 01:16:32,425 --> 01:16:33,293 Hey... 1162 01:16:33,426 --> 01:16:34,794 [SCREAMS] 1163 01:16:35,729 --> 01:16:37,964 [♪♪♪] 1164 01:17:01,755 --> 01:17:02,889 [YELPS] 1165 01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:05,759 [WHIMPERING] 1166 01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:09,290 [AIR HISSING] 1167 01:17:11,164 --> 01:17:12,599 [ROARS] 1168 01:17:17,971 --> 01:17:21,374 TREVOR: Okay, so, what exactly is happening with the map? 1169 01:17:21,508 --> 01:17:23,710 See the concentric circles around the mountain? 1170 01:17:23,843 --> 01:17:24,911 No. 1171 01:17:26,246 --> 01:17:28,915 - Do you see the circles? - Yes. 1172 01:17:29,490 --> 01:17:31,551 Something's happening inside that old mine. 1173 01:17:31,685 --> 01:17:34,387 Yeah. I know that. It's pretty obvious. 1174 01:17:34,521 --> 01:17:36,523 So I did some digging on the word you heard 1175 01:17:36,656 --> 01:17:37,590 in the mountain. "Gozer." 1176 01:17:37,724 --> 01:17:38,725 You did some digging? 1177 01:17:38,858 --> 01:17:40,260 Gozer was a Sumerian god 1178 01:17:40,393 --> 01:17:41,961 who once walked amongst the living. 1179 01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:44,230 A soul-eating, flame-dripping deity of evil. 1180 01:17:44,364 --> 01:17:45,865 And I think it wants back. 1181 01:17:45,999 --> 01:17:47,300 Here? 1182 01:17:47,434 --> 01:17:49,469 I know. I would've picked Orlando. 1183 01:17:49,602 --> 01:17:51,871 What does the name Ivo Shandor mean to you guys? 1184 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:54,874 Ivo Shandor? He built this whole town. 1185 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:58,378 He built the mine, foundry, the school, library. 1186 01:17:58,511 --> 01:18:00,547 - His name is on everything. - That's tacky. 1187 01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:02,749 In New York, he created an apartment building 1188 01:18:02,882 --> 01:18:05,452 made out of selenium girders, mined from right here. 1189 01:18:05,585 --> 01:18:08,540 On that same rooftop is where our grandfather fought 1190 01:18:08,188 --> 01:18:10,724 to keep a horde of ghosts from entering our dimension. 1191 01:18:10,857 --> 01:18:14,600 Phoebe, what exactly is happening here? 1192 01:18:14,194 --> 01:18:16,896 I can only think of one way for us to find out. 1193 01:18:18,310 --> 01:18:20,433 [ELEVATOR RUMBLING] 1194 01:18:23,603 --> 01:18:25,538 [WHIRRING, CREAKING] 1195 01:18:29,709 --> 01:18:32,979 So, what do a cigarette and hamster have in common? 1196 01:18:35,181 --> 01:18:37,751 - What? - They're both harmless 1197 01:18:37,884 --> 01:18:40,487 until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire. 1198 01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:41,821 [SNORTS] 1199 01:18:43,223 --> 01:18:44,824 TREVOR: The worst time. 1200 01:18:44,958 --> 01:18:47,394 [♪♪♪] 1201 01:19:08,815 --> 01:19:09,949 Hey, guys, look. 1202 01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:36,910 TREVOR: Is that her? 1203 01:19:38,611 --> 01:19:40,146 Is that Gozer? 1204 01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,515 PHOEBE: Gozer isn't he or she. 1205 01:19:42,649 --> 01:19:45,318 Pretty woke for 3000 BC. 1206 01:19:45,452 --> 01:19:47,530 TREVOR: Everyone watch their steps. 1207 01:19:48,722 --> 01:19:49,856 Another hole? 1208 01:19:52,492 --> 01:19:54,828 TREVOR: I wonder where this one leads to. 1209 01:19:54,961 --> 01:19:56,363 A sacrificial death pit. 1210 01:19:57,630 --> 01:19:59,650 What were they sacrificing? 1211 01:19:59,199 --> 01:20:00,934 Virgins, probably. 1212 01:20:01,670 --> 01:20:03,503 Tough luck for you, dude. Sorry. 1213 01:20:03,636 --> 01:20:06,439 Well, statistically, most 15-year-olds are virgins. 1214 01:20:06,573 --> 01:20:08,208 Shh! Oh... 1215 01:20:08,341 --> 01:20:10,810 Fifteen? You're 15? 1216 01:20:12,312 --> 01:20:13,747 I'll be 16 in February. 1217 01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:15,482 It's June. 1218 01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:18,685 What are those holes in the wall? 1219 01:20:22,789 --> 01:20:24,240 They're vacancies. 1220 01:20:25,658 --> 01:20:28,161 If this is a tomb, where are all the bodies? 1221 01:20:29,529 --> 01:20:30,663 Found one. 1222 01:20:31,998 --> 01:20:33,199 Oh. 1223 01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:43,410 - What? - Oh, my God. 1224 01:20:43,543 --> 01:20:45,512 Is he sleeping? 1225 01:20:45,645 --> 01:20:47,514 Dude, he's in a coffin. 1226 01:20:47,647 --> 01:20:52,285 PODCAST: It's Ivo Shandor. He's been in here for 75 years? 1227 01:20:52,419 --> 01:20:53,787 He looks fantastic. 1228 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:56,589 You know when you die, your fingernails keep growing. 1229 01:20:56,723 --> 01:20:58,725 Not true. Your skin just shrinks. 1230 01:20:58,858 --> 01:21:00,894 PHOEBE: Something was coming and he knew it. 1231 01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:05,398 I think these are years. 1232 01:21:07,434 --> 01:21:08,635 1883. 1233 01:21:10,503 --> 01:21:12,380 The Krakatoa eruption. 1234 01:21:12,172 --> 01:21:14,674 The most violent volcanic activity in human history. 1235 01:21:14,808 --> 01:21:17,770 TREVOR: What happened in 1908? 1236 01:21:17,210 --> 01:21:20,130 PODCAST: Probably the Tunguska blast over Siberia. 1237 01:21:20,146 --> 01:21:21,281 1945. 1238 01:21:22,615 --> 01:21:23,817 What didn't happen? 1239 01:21:25,151 --> 01:21:27,870 1984. 1240 01:21:27,220 --> 01:21:28,955 Ghosts attack New York City. 1241 01:21:29,890 --> 01:21:30,690 The Manhattan Crossrip. 1242 01:21:38,631 --> 01:21:41,701 - It's a countdown. - Like a prophecy? 1243 01:21:41,835 --> 01:21:43,136 Do you guys hear that? 1244 01:21:43,269 --> 01:21:45,672 [SNARLING IN DISTANCE] 1245 01:21:54,748 --> 01:21:55,849 Yeah, I do. 1246 01:22:03,156 --> 01:22:05,458 I think it's coming from the death pit. 1247 01:22:10,497 --> 01:22:11,631 [WHIMPERS] 1248 01:22:18,638 --> 01:22:21,141 [SNARLING INTENSIFIES] 1249 01:22:25,345 --> 01:22:26,279 Phoebe. 1250 01:22:32,986 --> 01:22:34,521 [WEAPON POWERING UP] 1251 01:22:39,459 --> 01:22:41,795 [RUMBLING] 1252 01:22:41,928 --> 01:22:42,829 Phoebe! 1253 01:22:48,368 --> 01:22:49,469 The earthquakes. 1254 01:22:49,602 --> 01:22:50,804 - [GASPS] - [SCREAMS] 1255 01:22:53,206 --> 01:22:55,909 - Oh, my gosh! - Phoebe! 1256 01:22:56,420 --> 01:22:58,144 VOICE [WHISPERING]: Phoebe. 1257 01:23:02,615 --> 01:23:05,719 Phoebe. 1258 01:23:27,173 --> 01:23:28,808 I think he's alive. 1259 01:23:28,942 --> 01:23:31,878 - Are you okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 1260 01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:33,279 - Are you? - Yeah. 1261 01:23:38,118 --> 01:23:39,886 TREVOR: Pheebs, what's wrong? 1262 01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:41,421 PHOEBE: He was right all along. 1263 01:23:42,756 --> 01:23:45,625 - LUCKY: What do you mean? - Our grandfather. 1264 01:23:45,759 --> 01:23:48,328 He was right here. He built this. 1265 01:23:48,461 --> 01:23:50,997 He was standing guard, even when no one believed him. 1266 01:23:53,233 --> 01:23:55,402 He sacrificed everything. 1267 01:23:55,535 --> 01:23:57,300 His life. 1268 01:23:58,238 --> 01:23:59,439 His friends. 1269 01:24:02,709 --> 01:24:03,677 Us. 1270 01:24:08,648 --> 01:24:09,616 Bummer. 1271 01:24:12,152 --> 01:24:13,860 Dude. 1272 01:24:15,789 --> 01:24:17,457 We need to tell Mom. 1273 01:24:17,590 --> 01:24:18,692 CALLIE: Phoebe? 1274 01:24:20,694 --> 01:24:21,594 Pheebs? 1275 01:24:26,599 --> 01:24:28,501 [♪♪♪] 1276 01:24:33,273 --> 01:24:34,908 [WHIRRING] 1277 01:24:35,410 --> 01:24:37,444 [♪♪♪] 1278 01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:44,411 [CREAKING] 1279 01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:56,556 [♪♪♪] 1280 01:26:21,114 --> 01:26:23,416 [HISSING] 1281 01:26:34,327 --> 01:26:35,562 [SNARLS] 1282 01:26:38,898 --> 01:26:40,433 [ROARS] 1283 01:26:41,267 --> 01:26:43,236 [♪♪♪] 1284 01:26:56,883 --> 01:26:57,784 Mom? 1285 01:27:03,890 --> 01:27:03,990 Mom? 1286 01:27:06,626 --> 01:27:10,630 [WHISPERING] There is no Mom. There is only Zuul. 1287 01:27:15,468 --> 01:27:17,437 Mom, are you okay? 1288 01:27:21,775 --> 01:27:26,546 [IN DEEP VOICE] There is no Mom. There is only Zuul. 1289 01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:29,683 [PANTING] 1290 01:27:29,816 --> 01:27:31,117 What's happening right now? 1291 01:27:32,986 --> 01:27:34,654 Mom? 1292 01:27:34,788 --> 01:27:35,955 Is she okay? 1293 01:27:36,890 --> 01:27:36,956 Mom? 1294 01:27:37,900 --> 01:27:38,391 [WHIRRING] 1295 01:27:45,432 --> 01:27:47,367 - [ROARS] - [GASPS] 1296 01:27:49,602 --> 01:27:51,671 Are you the Keymaster? 1297 01:27:51,805 --> 01:27:54,240 - Um, I don't know. - Mom! 1298 01:27:54,374 --> 01:27:55,642 - What do I do? - Mom, stop! 1299 01:27:55,775 --> 01:27:57,143 - [CRACKLES] - Whoa! 1300 01:28:01,648 --> 01:28:03,149 [RUMBLING] 1301 01:28:05,352 --> 01:28:08,421 [♪♪♪] 1302 01:28:57,370 --> 01:28:58,371 Mom! 1303 01:29:02,509 --> 01:29:04,944 What the hell is going on? 1304 01:29:31,538 --> 01:29:32,739 PODCAST: What is all this? 1305 01:29:34,307 --> 01:29:35,508 This isn't a farm. 1306 01:29:38,111 --> 01:29:39,512 It's a trap. 1307 01:29:39,646 --> 01:29:42,682 [♪♪♪] 1308 01:30:09,175 --> 01:30:10,110 What? 1309 01:30:11,177 --> 01:30:12,112 Nothing. 1310 01:30:14,447 --> 01:30:16,783 This is what he's been working on all those years. 1311 01:30:16,916 --> 01:30:18,785 - TREVOR: Building this model? - LUCKY: The detail is amazing. 1312 01:30:18,918 --> 01:30:20,186 No, he came here to finish 1313 01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:22,122 what the original Ghostbusters started. 1314 01:30:22,255 --> 01:30:24,570 - To trap Gozer... - Out in that dirt field. 1315 01:30:24,190 --> 01:30:26,793 Exactly. These big silos act as a capacitor. 1316 01:30:28,595 --> 01:30:30,697 - What's a capacitor? - Would it kill you to read? 1317 01:30:30,830 --> 01:30:32,332 Would it kill you to just tell me? 1318 01:30:32,465 --> 01:30:33,700 Once activated, these towers 1319 01:30:33,833 --> 01:30:35,468 can hold a charge for one moment. 1320 01:30:35,602 --> 01:30:37,871 But in that one moment, they can power hundreds of traps. 1321 01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:40,273 So how do we get Gozer into the field? 1322 01:30:40,407 --> 01:30:42,142 Gozer's protected by two evil spirits. 1323 01:30:42,275 --> 01:30:43,677 The Keymaster and the Gatekeeper. 1324 01:30:43,810 --> 01:30:46,946 She needs both of them. No Gatekeeper, no Gozer. 1325 01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:49,849 First these spirits must possess two human souls. 1326 01:30:49,983 --> 01:30:52,318 - Like Mom. - So they can unite... 1327 01:30:53,420 --> 01:30:54,788 formally. 1328 01:30:56,790 --> 01:30:57,991 What are we talking about? 1329 01:30:58,124 --> 01:31:00,193 We're thinking at least third base. 1330 01:31:00,326 --> 01:31:01,227 Go, Mom. 1331 01:31:01,361 --> 01:31:04,297 [WIND WHISTLING] 1332 01:31:24,284 --> 01:31:25,819 [IN DEEP VOICE] I like your eyes. 1333 01:31:25,952 --> 01:31:28,421 [SPEAKS GIBBERISH IN DEEP VOICE] 1334 01:31:28,555 --> 01:31:29,589 Thanks. 1335 01:31:36,229 --> 01:31:38,131 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 1336 01:31:51,277 --> 01:31:52,445 They were just here. 1337 01:31:55,181 --> 01:31:56,820 There she is. 1338 01:32:00,887 --> 01:32:04,224 - Got anything? - No, just more stupid guns. 1339 01:32:06,593 --> 01:32:09,829 A jail inside a jail. 1340 01:32:09,963 --> 01:32:11,498 What are you talking about? 1341 01:32:12,599 --> 01:32:14,670 No, no, no! 1342 01:32:16,436 --> 01:32:19,506 It's an ANSI Class One electromagnetic deadbolt. 1343 01:32:20,640 --> 01:32:21,808 I believe in you. 1344 01:32:23,443 --> 01:32:24,444 It's unpickable. 1345 01:32:25,545 --> 01:32:26,613 [SIGHS] 1346 01:32:37,570 --> 01:32:40,600 - What are you doing? - I have a plan. 1347 01:32:42,228 --> 01:32:43,129 Wait! 1348 01:33:03,483 --> 01:33:05,585 [♪♪♪] 1349 01:33:06,986 --> 01:33:08,855 Come on. Let's go. 1350 01:33:08,988 --> 01:33:09,989 Okay. 1351 01:33:15,161 --> 01:33:16,529 - Ready? - I'll be waiting. 1352 01:33:19,466 --> 01:33:21,634 [SIREN WAILING] 1353 01:33:42,989 --> 01:33:45,392 [♪♪♪] 1354 01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:04,577 That's my mom. 1355 01:34:23,363 --> 01:34:24,397 What? 1356 01:34:31,438 --> 01:34:32,706 [ROARS] 1357 01:34:57,864 --> 01:34:58,965 Your Eminence. 1358 01:35:00,333 --> 01:35:02,435 Goddess of Gods. 1359 01:35:02,569 --> 01:35:05,972 I have built this temple for you, 1360 01:35:06,106 --> 01:35:07,907 so that you might return to Earth... 1361 01:35:10,100 --> 01:35:10,977 and together... 1362 01:35:13,413 --> 01:35:14,414 we... 1363 01:35:16,490 --> 01:35:17,417 We can rule the world. 1364 01:35:22,389 --> 01:35:23,957 [GROWLING CONTENTEDLY] 1365 01:35:29,362 --> 01:35:30,930 [GIBBERING] 1366 01:35:47,447 --> 01:35:48,515 Excuse me. 1367 01:35:49,816 --> 01:35:51,510 Uh... 1368 01:35:51,184 --> 01:35:52,952 P-pardon me. 1369 01:35:53,860 --> 01:35:54,554 Yeah, hi. 1370 01:35:55,622 --> 01:35:56,990 Uh... 1371 01:36:00,460 --> 01:36:01,461 PHOEBE: Uh... 1372 01:36:03,697 --> 01:36:06,366 What do you call a fish with no eyes? 1373 01:36:10,303 --> 01:36:13,506 A fsh... 1374 01:36:14,441 --> 01:36:15,975 [CHUCKLES] 1375 01:36:16,109 --> 01:36:17,344 Uh... 1376 01:36:18,445 --> 01:36:20,130 A whale... 1377 01:36:20,146 --> 01:36:22,315 There's two whales in a bar. One of them goes: 1378 01:36:23,116 --> 01:36:25,852 [IMITATING WHALE] 1379 01:36:27,220 --> 01:36:29,189 And then the other one goes: 1380 01:36:29,322 --> 01:36:30,890 "Go home. You're drunk." 1381 01:36:33,693 --> 01:36:35,261 Uh... 1382 01:36:38,298 --> 01:36:40,330 - Okay. - Uh... 1383 01:36:40,166 --> 01:36:42,936 So a grasshopper walks into a bar... 1384 01:36:44,700 --> 01:36:45,705 and the bartender's like: 1385 01:36:45,839 --> 01:36:48,241 "We have a drink named after you." 1386 01:36:48,375 --> 01:36:49,709 Then the grasshopper's like: 1387 01:36:50,877 --> 01:36:53,913 "You have a drink named Steve?" 1388 01:36:57,684 --> 01:37:02,155 Have you come to offer yourself in sacrifice? 1389 01:37:02,288 --> 01:37:03,590 What? 1390 01:37:05,580 --> 01:37:07,994 Are you prepared to die? 1391 01:37:09,529 --> 01:37:11,231 No, I'm 12. 1392 01:37:14,634 --> 01:37:15,769 Are you? 1393 01:37:17,804 --> 01:37:19,500 [BEEPS] 1394 01:37:26,880 --> 01:37:28,480 Mom! 1395 01:37:30,160 --> 01:37:31,718 [SIREN WAILING] 1396 01:37:49,269 --> 01:37:51,671 - Wait, wait. What's going on? - Hey! 1397 01:37:51,805 --> 01:37:53,573 - What's happening? Where am I? - It's okay. 1398 01:37:53,707 --> 01:37:55,800 - You were possessed. - Possessed? 1399 01:37:55,141 --> 01:37:57,844 - Then you turned into a dog. - Then you got humpy. 1400 01:37:57,977 --> 01:37:59,120 - Humpy? - TREVOR: Hold on! 1401 01:38:12,892 --> 01:38:16,529 Oh, Phoebe. Phoebe. There's this secret basement... 1402 01:38:16,663 --> 01:38:18,998 - We know. - ...with computers and equipment. 1403 01:38:19,132 --> 01:38:20,533 - Isn't that place insane? - Yes! 1404 01:38:20,667 --> 01:38:23,503 And it seemed like he had a plan. 1405 01:38:23,636 --> 01:38:25,400 - We're aware. - Oh. Oh. 1406 01:38:25,138 --> 01:38:27,507 And there were all these photos of me. 1407 01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:29,843 Like he was tracking my entire life. 1408 01:38:29,976 --> 01:38:31,311 - How rewarding. - Super news. 1409 01:38:31,444 --> 01:38:32,645 We wanna hear about it. 1410 01:38:32,779 --> 01:38:34,881 Yeah, but we're trying to save the world. 1411 01:38:35,150 --> 01:38:37,384 Okay. Cool. I'm in. Uh, how can I help? 1412 01:38:37,517 --> 01:38:39,619 - No! - What the hell was that? 1413 01:38:39,753 --> 01:38:42,222 - That was your boyfriend Gary. - Boyfriend? 1414 01:38:50,330 --> 01:38:51,898 Inside that trap is the Gatekeeper. 1415 01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:53,333 - Gatekeeper? - If the Gatekeeper 1416 01:38:53,466 --> 01:38:54,367 and the Keymaster reunite... 1417 01:38:54,501 --> 01:38:56,636 - Keymaster? - One second. 1418 01:39:06,413 --> 01:39:07,447 Phoebe. 1419 01:39:07,580 --> 01:39:09,616 You're... You're... 1420 01:39:11,584 --> 01:39:12,719 I'm a scientist. 1421 01:39:16,189 --> 01:39:18,358 - Oh. We got her! - Yes! 1422 01:39:18,491 --> 01:39:19,826 This was Grandpa's plan. 1423 01:39:21,594 --> 01:39:22,729 Coming in hot! 1424 01:39:27,600 --> 01:39:28,868 [ALL SCREAM] 1425 01:39:44,117 --> 01:39:45,652 Mom, come on! 1426 01:39:45,785 --> 01:39:46,820 Oh, my God. 1427 01:39:51,891 --> 01:39:53,827 [♪♪♪] 1428 01:39:59,933 --> 01:40:01,468 - Get back. Get back. - Mom. 1429 01:40:04,904 --> 01:40:06,272 - What's up? - Hey. 1430 01:40:11,440 --> 01:40:11,978 No, no, no. 1431 01:40:48,214 --> 01:40:49,820 Pull the lever. 1432 01:40:49,215 --> 01:40:50,116 Pull...? 1433 01:40:51,985 --> 01:40:52,919 [GASPS] 1434 01:41:01,895 --> 01:41:02,796 Aah! 1435 01:41:03,530 --> 01:41:04,464 Hey! 1436 01:41:15,942 --> 01:41:17,744 Come on, what are you waiting for? 1437 01:41:17,877 --> 01:41:19,245 I'm waiting for this thing to work! 1438 01:41:19,379 --> 01:41:20,680 - It's not working! - Uh... 1439 01:41:22,482 --> 01:41:24,317 [CHITTERING] 1440 01:41:28,288 --> 01:41:29,189 [SCREAMING] 1441 01:41:36,663 --> 01:41:38,465 - Mom, hit the pedal! - Pedal? 1442 01:41:55,482 --> 01:41:56,850 Lucky! 1443 01:41:56,983 --> 01:41:58,284 Podcast, what are you doing? 1444 01:41:58,418 --> 01:41:59,819 I've got my own problems! 1445 01:42:16,236 --> 01:42:17,837 [SCREAMING] 1446 01:42:36,523 --> 01:42:39,392 [♪♪♪] 1447 01:42:49,736 --> 01:42:50,770 Oh, no. 1448 01:42:52,505 --> 01:42:53,406 No. 1449 01:42:58,378 --> 01:42:59,646 MAN: Hey, flattop. 1450 01:43:03,160 --> 01:43:04,184 Have you missed us? 1451 01:43:08,688 --> 01:43:10,790 - Gozer the Gozerian... - [ALL GASP] 1452 01:43:10,924 --> 01:43:13,660 ...in the name of the county of Summerville, state of Oklahoma, 1453 01:43:13,793 --> 01:43:15,395 the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, 1454 01:43:15,528 --> 01:43:17,530 all the members of Ducks Unlimited, 1455 01:43:17,664 --> 01:43:20,233 the Association for the Advancement of Retired Persons, 1456 01:43:20,367 --> 01:43:23,636 I command you under the National Invasive Species Act 1457 01:43:23,770 --> 01:43:26,973 to depart this world immediately. 1458 01:43:27,107 --> 01:43:28,410 Bravo. 1459 01:43:29,109 --> 01:43:30,744 - [SNARLS] - [SNARLS] 1460 01:43:31,845 --> 01:43:33,580 I think she remembers us. 1461 01:43:36,883 --> 01:43:38,651 Are you... 1462 01:43:38,785 --> 01:43:40,286 a god? 1463 01:43:43,556 --> 01:43:45,325 - Ray? - Oh, come on, Ray. 1464 01:43:46,926 --> 01:43:48,610 Yes. 1465 01:43:48,194 --> 01:43:50,163 Yeah, we're all gods. 1466 01:43:50,296 --> 01:43:52,832 Yeah, I mean, we're all pretty dang special down here. 1467 01:43:52,966 --> 01:43:54,234 On a personal note: 1468 01:43:54,367 --> 01:43:56,803 I thought that we had busted up for good. 1469 01:43:56,936 --> 01:43:58,405 It wasn't working for me. 1470 01:43:58,538 --> 01:44:01,608 My friends didn't think so. I know yours didn't. 1471 01:44:01,741 --> 01:44:03,977 Okay, playtime's over. Let's toast this muffin. 1472 01:44:07,113 --> 01:44:08,481 Light them up. 1473 01:44:08,615 --> 01:44:10,160 [WHIRRING] 1474 01:44:10,150 --> 01:44:12,118 - [GIGGLES] - Man, I love that sound. 1475 01:44:14,187 --> 01:44:15,488 PETER: On the count of three. 1476 01:44:15,622 --> 01:44:18,124 Go on "two." One. Two. 1477 01:44:21,270 --> 01:44:23,663 Yeah, nothing stings like a billion electron volts! 1478 01:44:33,606 --> 01:44:34,741 Yes! 1479 01:44:36,443 --> 01:44:37,410 - Do you feel that? - Yeah. 1480 01:44:37,544 --> 01:44:38,478 Uh-oh. 1481 01:44:42,682 --> 01:44:44,517 She's uncrossing the streams! 1482 01:44:49,956 --> 01:44:51,570 - No! - Oh! 1483 01:44:53,193 --> 01:44:54,600 Are they dead? 1484 01:44:54,194 --> 01:44:55,228 [ALL GROANING] 1485 01:44:57,864 --> 01:45:00,233 I don't remember this job being so painful. 1486 01:45:01,534 --> 01:45:04,104 - I do. - You got a lot of nerve. 1487 01:45:04,237 --> 01:45:06,500 [GROWLS] 1488 01:45:06,139 --> 01:45:09,642 Coming back here, crawling back to me. 1489 01:45:09,776 --> 01:45:13,790 We could've been the most spectacular power couple. 1490 01:45:13,213 --> 01:45:17,517 You know, my sense of fun and your personality. 1491 01:45:17,650 --> 01:45:20,587 But, no, you always had to vanquish and conquer. 1492 01:45:20,720 --> 01:45:22,255 Always had to maim somebody. 1493 01:45:22,389 --> 01:45:25,892 And that's probably the number one reason why... 1494 01:45:26,260 --> 01:45:27,494 Good try, anyway. 1495 01:45:27,627 --> 01:45:29,729 Now we're finished, babe. 1496 01:45:29,863 --> 01:45:30,997 We're finished. 1497 01:45:39,806 --> 01:45:40,707 No. 1498 01:45:44,411 --> 01:45:46,346 [♪♪♪] 1499 01:45:53,860 --> 01:45:54,454 Come on, Phoebe. 1500 01:46:11,438 --> 01:46:13,340 [♪♪♪] 1501 01:46:21,214 --> 01:46:22,115 [MOUTHS] Holy shit. 1502 01:46:35,895 --> 01:46:37,530 [ALL SCREAMING] 1503 01:46:41,835 --> 01:46:43,837 [YELLING] 1504 01:47:05,825 --> 01:47:06,793 We're on! 1505 01:47:13,633 --> 01:47:15,869 [POWERING UP] 1506 01:47:30,984 --> 01:47:33,153 [THUNDER CRASHES] 1507 01:47:48,535 --> 01:47:50,360 [SCREAMING] 1508 01:47:56,609 --> 01:47:58,345 [POWERING DOWN] 1509 01:48:00,714 --> 01:48:03,650 [♪♪♪] 1510 01:48:09,189 --> 01:48:10,523 I thought you might turn up. 1511 01:48:16,329 --> 01:48:17,230 I'm sorry... 1512 01:48:18,365 --> 01:48:19,899 I didn't believe you. 1513 01:48:22,168 --> 01:48:23,236 I should've called. 1514 01:48:24,504 --> 01:48:25,739 I miss you, my friend. 1515 01:48:29,876 --> 01:48:30,944 [ZAPS] 1516 01:48:32,120 --> 01:48:33,380 - [GASPS] - Are you okay? 1517 01:48:33,513 --> 01:48:35,382 - You scared the shit out of me. - Mom. 1518 01:48:35,515 --> 01:48:36,783 I can't breathe. 1519 01:48:36,916 --> 01:48:37,917 Okay. 1520 01:48:39,552 --> 01:48:41,870 Hi there. 1521 01:48:41,221 --> 01:48:42,922 Pete Venkman from the home office. 1522 01:48:43,560 --> 01:48:45,392 - Thanks for pitching in. - You're welcome. 1523 01:48:45,525 --> 01:48:46,826 I like your style. 1524 01:48:46,960 --> 01:48:48,461 Who's that one? 1525 01:48:48,595 --> 01:48:49,496 Callie. 1526 01:48:51,765 --> 01:48:53,133 Callie Spengler. 1527 01:48:53,266 --> 01:48:54,768 - Spengler? - Mm. 1528 01:48:54,901 --> 01:48:57,804 Weird name. Try to make the best of that. 1529 01:48:57,937 --> 01:49:00,306 All right. We're gonna have cocoa inside. 1530 01:49:00,440 --> 01:49:02,609 And some of us will have rum with it. 1531 01:49:03,943 --> 01:49:04,911 TREVOR: Lucky! 1532 01:49:05,450 --> 01:49:06,813 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 1533 01:49:10,150 --> 01:49:13,420 - Oh. - God. Hey. Hey, man. 1534 01:49:13,553 --> 01:49:16,923 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I... Yeah. 1535 01:49:17,570 --> 01:49:18,725 My hands hurt from galloping. 1536 01:49:26,533 --> 01:49:28,168 Oh, my God. 1537 01:49:28,301 --> 01:49:29,769 I totally thought I lost you. 1538 01:49:29,903 --> 01:49:31,404 Sorry about that. 1539 01:49:32,272 --> 01:49:33,440 Well, that was weird. 1540 01:49:33,573 --> 01:49:34,808 Mm-hm. Yeah. 1541 01:49:36,760 --> 01:49:37,277 I'm bleeding. Why am I bleeding? 1542 01:49:37,410 --> 01:49:38,678 You headbutted a park bench. 1543 01:49:38,812 --> 01:49:40,447 - Oh, right. Yeah. - Yeah. 1544 01:49:43,830 --> 01:49:44,584 - Hi. - Hi. 1545 01:49:45,752 --> 01:49:48,521 - Um, back there, yeah. - Yeah. 1546 01:49:48,655 --> 01:49:50,323 I mean, before we became dogs 1547 01:49:50,457 --> 01:49:54,294 and opened the gates of hell, I think that maybe we, uh... 1548 01:49:54,427 --> 01:49:56,496 Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. 1549 01:49:57,931 --> 01:49:59,532 But then we saved the world, so... 1550 01:49:59,666 --> 01:50:01,340 That's true. 1551 01:50:05,238 --> 01:50:07,607 Are you all right, son? 1552 01:50:07,741 --> 01:50:11,311 You just singlehandedly defeated a manifestation of Gozer. 1553 01:50:11,444 --> 01:50:13,313 You gotta be on my podcast. 1554 01:50:13,446 --> 01:50:14,781 Sure. What's it called? 1555 01:50:14,914 --> 01:50:16,683 Mystical Tales of the Unknown Universe. 1556 01:50:16,816 --> 01:50:18,718 M.T.U.U., that's you? 1557 01:50:18,852 --> 01:50:19,719 Wait. 1558 01:50:19,853 --> 01:50:21,187 You're my subscriber?! 1559 01:50:21,321 --> 01:50:24,591 Really found its voice in the 46th episode. 1560 01:50:26,326 --> 01:50:28,228 What did they do to you? 1561 01:50:30,630 --> 01:50:31,598 Don't worry. 1562 01:50:33,133 --> 01:50:35,535 I'll take you home, get you all cleaned up. 1563 01:50:41,307 --> 01:50:42,208 Go. 1564 01:50:46,813 --> 01:50:47,714 Hey. 1565 01:51:20,130 --> 01:51:21,915 [♪♪♪] 1566 01:52:28,682 --> 01:52:31,618 [SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE] 1567 01:52:34,854 --> 01:52:37,791 [RAY PARKER JR.'S "GHOSTBUSTERS" PLAYING] 1568 01:52:59,120 --> 01:53:01,810 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1569 01:53:01,214 --> 01:53:05,719 ♪ If there's something strange In your neighborhood ♪ 1570 01:53:05,852 --> 01:53:07,520 ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ 1571 01:53:07,654 --> 01:53:09,723 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1572 01:53:09,856 --> 01:53:14,600 ♪ If there's something weird And it don't look good ♪ 1573 01:53:14,194 --> 01:53:15,862 ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ 1574 01:53:15,995 --> 01:53:18,264 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1575 01:53:24,571 --> 01:53:26,740 ♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪ 1576 01:53:32,979 --> 01:53:34,914 ♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪ 1577 01:53:43,123 --> 01:53:47,327 ♪ If you're seeing things Running through your head ♪ 1578 01:53:47,460 --> 01:53:49,620 ♪ Who can you call? ♪ 1579 01:53:49,195 --> 01:53:51,970 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1580 01:53:51,231 --> 01:53:55,368 ♪ An invisible man Sleepin' in your bed ♪ 1581 01:53:55,502 --> 01:53:57,404 ♪ Ow, who you gonna call? ♪ 1582 01:53:57,537 --> 01:53:59,672 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1583 01:54:06,312 --> 01:54:08,448 ♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪ 1584 01:54:14,587 --> 01:54:16,690 ♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪ 1585 01:54:20,827 --> 01:54:22,262 ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ 1586 01:54:22,395 --> 01:54:24,798 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1587 01:54:24,931 --> 01:54:28,802 ♪ If you're all alone Pick up the phone ♪ 1588 01:54:28,935 --> 01:54:30,670 ♪ And call ♪ 1589 01:54:30,804 --> 01:54:32,906 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 1590 01:54:34,441 --> 01:54:35,608 Tell me what this is. 1591 01:54:40,714 --> 01:54:41,648 Lines. 1592 01:54:43,717 --> 01:54:44,984 Two... 1593 01:54:45,118 --> 01:54:46,586 No, three... 1594 01:54:48,388 --> 01:54:50,123 wavy lines. 1595 01:54:50,256 --> 01:54:53,460 [♪♪♪] 1596 01:54:53,593 --> 01:54:55,950 - It's amazing. - You're amazing. 1597 01:54:55,261 --> 01:54:56,763 With your ability to... 1598 01:54:57,931 --> 01:54:59,366 flood my psychic powers. 1599 01:54:59,499 --> 01:55:01,768 I can't believe you used to shock your students. 1600 01:55:01,901 --> 01:55:04,437 Between us, I only zapped the guys. 1601 01:55:04,571 --> 01:55:05,705 - [ZAPS] - Aah! 1602 01:55:05,839 --> 01:55:07,540 It was flawed science. 1603 01:55:07,674 --> 01:55:09,275 I know that now. I admit that. 1604 01:55:09,409 --> 01:55:10,677 Ready? 1605 01:55:10,810 --> 01:55:12,112 Try this one. 1606 01:55:15,810 --> 01:55:15,982 Take a moment. 1607 01:55:17,150 --> 01:55:18,451 Uh... 1608 01:55:21,870 --> 01:55:22,622 It's a five-pointed star. 1609 01:55:23,790 --> 01:55:25,825 - Yes? - How are you doing that? 1610 01:55:25,959 --> 01:55:27,794 Some believe that true love 1611 01:55:27,927 --> 01:55:30,296 imbues a subject with the ability... 1612 01:55:30,430 --> 01:55:31,631 - [ZAPS] - Ah! 1613 01:55:31,765 --> 01:55:33,833 - Did you mark the cards? - [CHUCKLES] No. 1614 01:55:33,967 --> 01:55:35,100 You did, didn't you? 1615 01:55:36,569 --> 01:55:37,470 Yeah. 1616 01:55:38,638 --> 01:55:40,106 [SCREAMS] 1617 01:55:41,307 --> 01:55:42,809 It works well. 1618 01:55:42,942 --> 01:55:45,845 [MCKENNA GRACE'S "HAUNTED HOUSE" PLAYING] 1619 01:55:50,984 --> 01:55:52,886 ♪ You walk out the door ♪ 1620 01:55:53,190 --> 01:55:56,356 ♪ Then you want back in The second it's cold outside ♪ 1621 01:55:56,489 --> 01:55:59,159 ♪ And you see I've got something to give ♪ 1622 01:55:59,292 --> 01:56:03,496 ♪ And I'd give it to you A hundred times over ♪ 1623 01:56:03,630 --> 01:56:06,332 ♪ Till you screwed me over Just like the last time ♪ 1624 01:56:06,466 --> 01:56:09,169 ♪ Sayin': "It was the last time" ♪ 1625 01:56:09,302 --> 01:56:12,380 ♪ I paid the price Stayin' alone in my room ♪ 1626 01:56:12,172 --> 01:56:16,843 ♪ After what happened in June Thinking I really loved you ♪ 1627 01:56:16,976 --> 01:56:20,130 ♪ And maybe I still do ♪ 1628 01:56:20,146 --> 01:56:25,852 ♪ But I think you're honestly Something I needed to lose ♪ 1629 01:56:25,985 --> 01:56:27,687 ♪ No, it's not healthy ♪ 1630 01:56:27,821 --> 01:56:30,657 ♪ It doesn't help me But I do it anyways ♪ 1631 01:56:30,790 --> 01:56:32,359 ♪ Lookin' at photos ♪ 1632 01:56:32,492 --> 01:56:36,596 ♪ Reading the letters That you gave me ♪ 1633 01:56:36,730 --> 01:56:40,900 ♪ I could never Throw them out ♪ 1634 01:56:41,340 --> 01:56:43,803 ♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪ 1635 01:56:45,538 --> 01:56:49,809 [SINGER VOCALIZING] 1636 01:56:49,943 --> 01:56:53,713 ♪ A ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪ 1637 01:57:00,353 --> 01:57:04,157 - ♪ I get reminiscent ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪ 1638 01:57:04,290 --> 01:57:07,460 ♪ When somebody Says your name ♪ 1639 01:57:09,262 --> 01:57:13,266 - ♪ Almost glad I miss it ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪ 1640 01:57:13,400 --> 01:57:17,971 ♪ 'Cause it's better than Not feeling a single thing ♪ 1641 01:57:18,104 --> 01:57:23,510 ♪ Even after all the white lies Empty goodbyes ♪ 1642 01:57:23,643 --> 01:57:25,445 ♪ All the tears ♪ 1643 01:57:25,578 --> 01:57:31,351 ♪ And all the times you weren't There when I needed you to be ♪ 1644 01:57:31,484 --> 01:57:33,787 ♪ Hoping you're right where You wanna be ♪ 1645 01:57:33,920 --> 01:57:36,790 ♪ Even if it's not with me ♪ 1646 01:57:36,923 --> 01:57:38,558 ♪ I know it's not healthy ♪ 1647 01:57:38,692 --> 01:57:41,461 ♪ It doesn't help me But I do it anyways ♪ 1648 01:57:41,594 --> 01:57:43,196 ♪ Looking at photos ♪ 1649 01:57:43,329 --> 01:57:47,434 ♪ Reading the letters That you gave me ♪ 1650 01:57:47,567 --> 01:57:51,271 ♪ I could never Throw them out ♪ 1651 01:57:51,404 --> 01:57:54,307 ♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪ 1652 01:57:56,443 --> 01:57:58,578 [SINGER VOCALIZING] 1653 01:58:00,780 --> 01:58:04,417 ♪ A ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪ 1654 01:58:09,756 --> 01:58:12,625 ♪ A ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪ 1655 01:58:14,427 --> 01:58:17,997 ♪ I think we're on Our final scene ♪ 1656 01:58:18,131 --> 01:58:22,469 ♪ Keep us good In all our memories ♪ 1657 01:58:22,602 --> 01:58:27,173 ♪ So I don't have to Throw them out ♪ 1658 01:58:27,307 --> 01:58:30,377 ♪ A ghost never leaves A haunted house ♪ 1659 01:58:31,244 --> 01:58:34,147 [♪♪♪] 1660 02:01:09,636 --> 02:01:12,539 [♪♪♪] 1661 02:01:46,439 --> 02:01:49,676 [SIREN WAILING] 1662 02:01:49,809 --> 02:01:53,460 - I want you to take this. - What is it? 1663 02:01:53,179 --> 02:01:54,981 It's a souvenir from the World's Fair 1664 02:01:55,115 --> 02:01:58,585 at Flushing Meadow in 1964. 1665 02:01:58,718 --> 02:02:00,387 It's my lucky coin. 1666 02:02:00,520 --> 02:02:03,723 I shouldn't take it. We might not be coming back. 1667 02:02:03,857 --> 02:02:06,926 Take it anyway. I got another one at home. 1668 02:02:09,796 --> 02:02:12,198 [♪♪♪] 1669 02:02:13,733 --> 02:02:15,735 WINSTON: Egon was the brains. 1670 02:02:15,869 --> 02:02:17,700 Ray was the heart. 1671 02:02:18,471 --> 02:02:19,672 Peter just kept it cool. 1672 02:02:19,806 --> 02:02:21,241 [JANINE CHUCKLES] 1673 02:02:21,374 --> 02:02:23,900 JANINE: Who were you? 1674 02:02:23,143 --> 02:02:24,177 The *** appeal. 1675 02:02:24,310 --> 02:02:25,745 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1676 02:02:28,148 --> 02:02:30,550 You've done very well for yourself. 1677 02:02:30,684 --> 02:02:33,190 A lot of shelf space. 1678 02:02:33,153 --> 02:02:35,422 See, that's the thing. 1679 02:02:35,555 --> 02:02:37,257 I don't do it for me. 1680 02:02:38,358 --> 02:02:39,759 I do it for my kids, 1681 02:02:39,893 --> 02:02:43,960 and I wanna be an example of what's possible. 1682 02:02:43,229 --> 02:02:46,232 You still covering the rent at Ray's bookshop? 1683 02:02:46,366 --> 02:02:49,903 [CHUCKLES] Ray's gonna turn a profit one of these days. 1684 02:02:50,360 --> 02:02:53,339 JANINE [CHUCKLES]: I remember the day you came in. 1685 02:02:53,473 --> 02:02:56,343 WINSTON: I came in looking for a steady paycheck. 1686 02:02:56,476 --> 02:02:58,812 But busting ghosts with the guys... 1687 02:02:58,945 --> 02:03:00,914 taught me not to be afraid. 1688 02:03:01,470 --> 02:03:03,683 That I had the tools and I had the talent. 1689 02:03:03,817 --> 02:03:07,420 I started this business with one employee. 1690 02:03:07,554 --> 02:03:10,657 And I've grown it into a thriving global enterprise. 1691 02:03:11,725 --> 02:03:13,927 I may be a businessman, 1692 02:03:14,600 --> 02:03:17,130 but I will always be a Ghostbuster. 1693 02:03:17,263 --> 02:03:19,666 [♪♪♪]