1 00:00:03,603 --> 00:00:05,372 [upbeat melody plays] 2 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:09,420 Good morning, Good Burger. [chuckles] 3 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:11,144 Morning, kitchen. 4 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:12,879 Good morning, Good Shake. 5 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:14,347 Good morning, me. 6 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:15,615 [chuckles] 7 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:18,151 Morning, Ed. [laughs] 8 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,754 Come on, everybody! 9 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:26,159 ♪ It's a great day for a good day ♪ 10 00:00:26,259 --> 00:00:29,295 ♪ It's gonna be better than okay ♪ 11 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:32,799 [burgers] ♪ Sweeter than a chocolate soufflé ♪ 12 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:34,734 ♪ The kind of day that makes you say ♪ 13 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:35,835 [all] ♪ Hooray ♪ 14 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:37,470 ♪ Let's par-tay, hey ♪ 15 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:39,500 ♪ Like it's Friday, yay! ♪ 16 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:40,607 [all] ♪ Let's spread out the sauce ♪ 17 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,142 ♪ And get cra-zay ♪ 18 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:48,810 ♪ 'Cause it's a great day for a good day ♪ 19 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:51,317 ♪ Today ♪ 20 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,553 - [Ed chuckles] - [man] Hello? 21 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:54,988 [man clears throat] 22 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:56,589 Hello? 23 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:57,824 Hello! Hello! Sir! 24 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,492 - Hmm? Huh? - Hello! Hi! 25 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:01,127 - [Ed] Hello. [grunts] - Hello. 26 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,796 I've been trying to wake you for 20 minutes. 27 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,865 - Can I order some food? - Sure. 28 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:07,701 Uh-oh. Aah! 29 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:10,103 - [Ed sighs, chuckles] - [mumbles] I don't know. 30 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:13,473 [sighs] Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. 31 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,375 Can I take your order? 32 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:16,643 [chuckles] 33 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,112 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 34 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:24,384 ♪ She's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes ♪ 35 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,955 [Dex] All right, you got this, Dex. Come on. 36 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:30,857 Your entire life is riding on this. 37 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:32,926 If you nail this presentation, you're gonna become 38 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,161 more successful than you could've ever imagined. 39 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:37,864 You can do this. But what if it doesn't go well? 40 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:40,400 It has to, or your life is finished! 41 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:44,838 - Done! No plan B. Life over! - [knocks on door] 42 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:49,420 Hey, Dex. It's almost time. Are you ready? 43 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,344 You know it. 44 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,315 Let's go to my house. 45 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:57,784 I didn't mean it like that. 46 00:01:57,884 --> 00:01:59,652 I have a presentation there. 47 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,888 Yeah, no, I know. I-I helped organize it. 48 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:03,556 - Exactly. Yeah. - Okay. 49 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,225 [people applauding] 50 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,462 - [feedback over microphone] - Hello, lucky investors. 51 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:11,931 Who's ready to get richer? 52 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,567 - [all cheering] Yeah! - [Dex laughs] 53 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,703 People told me it would take 10 years 54 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,838 for my idea to turn into a reality. 55 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:22,475 But here we are, unveiling a finished prototype 56 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:24,711 less than three months later! 57 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,790 Suck it, scientists! 58 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:27,947 - [all laughing] - [man whoops] 59 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:32,419 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Burn No More! 60 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:35,689 [playing over speaker] ♪ I wanna fire it up ♪ 61 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,490 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 62 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:39,359 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - [all laughing] 63 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,227 - ♪ You know what I came to do ♪ - [Dex] That's right. 64 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:44,431 The patented Burn No More formula in these tanks 65 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:48,134 will render any object completely unburnable. 66 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:50,403 I'm so confident it will work, 67 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:53,139 I'm going to demonstrate on my very own house. 68 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:55,342 - [crowd gasps] - Sounds crazy, right? 69 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,443 And you know what? 70 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:57,844 To make it more interesting, 71 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,546 let's put fireworks in my house! 72 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:02,482 Put a bunch of fireworks in my house! That's right. 73 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:05,151 Burn No More is going to put firefighters out of business 74 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:08,488 - forever. - No more fires? Bummer. 75 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:09,789 Folks, are we ready? 76 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,591 - [all] Yeah! - Let's do this! 77 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:12,992 Fire away! 78 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:16,196 - [crowd gasping] - You see that? 79 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:19,599 You see how the house is resisting the scorching flames? 80 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,680 - Oh, my God! - "Oh, my God" is right! 81 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:23,803 - It's unbelievable. - [crowd clamoring] 82 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:26,506 You smell that? That's the smell of success! 83 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:28,141 [sniffing] Actually... 84 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,760 kind of smells like... 85 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:32,479 - Fire! - ♪ Stop, drop, and roll ♪ 86 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:34,314 - ♪ Stop, drop, and roll ♪ - [Dex] Oh, no! 87 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,160 My house is on fire! 88 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:39,319 Oh, look it... And now the fake family is melting. 89 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:41,421 Oh, man, this is terrible! 90 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,356 - What do I...? Oh! - [fireworks exploding] 91 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:44,624 Oh! Fireworks! 92 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,960 My life is over! 93 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,362 [siren wailing] 94 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,432 No more fires, huh, bud? 95 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,436 [ominous theme plays] 96 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:01,174 You owe me. 97 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,900 You lost my money. 98 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:04,811 I have nothing now. 99 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,579 Except for a basketball team, 100 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,214 three jets, a TV show. 101 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:11,685 Oh, and I got this new AI project, Mark AI... 102 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,186 Never mind. 103 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:15,955 - You owe me. - If you could give me 104 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:17,490 two more seconds of your time... 105 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,492 Come on back, Mark. Let's talk. 106 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,227 - [sighs] - Hey, Dex. 107 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:23,930 Good-good job with the presentation. 108 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:25,765 - Yeah, thanks. - Lot of energy. 109 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:27,600 - Yeah, it was, right? - Yeah. 110 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:30,470 I don't think I'm going to need an assistant anymore. 111 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:34,341 - I don't think you will either. - I'll see you around, I guess. 112 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:36,643 Maybe. 113 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:39,245 Probably not. 114 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,348 Bye, Dex. 115 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:44,651 ["Just Can't Win" by Lee Fields & The Expressions playing] 116 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,186 [sighs] 117 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:57,330 ♪ You keep trying, you keep trying ♪ 118 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:01,368 ♪ But you just can't win ♪ 119 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:05,772 ♪ But you just can't win... ♪ 120 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:08,740 - [man on phone] Hello? - Hey, yeah. 121 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:10,343 I'm trying to get into my office. My key's not working. 122 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:13,130 - Sorry, you've been evicted. - Evicted? 123 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,181 The investors pulled the plug on the money. 124 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:16,816 - Okay. - I hope you can find 125 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:18,418 somebody who can help you out. 126 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:19,953 Got it. Thank you. 127 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,989 - ♪ But you keep on trying ♪ - [sighs heavily] 128 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:25,625 ♪ And you might just win ♪ 129 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,229 - [sucks teeth] - [line ringing] 130 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,564 - [woman] Oh, hey, brother! - Hey, sis! 131 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:32,766 - No. - Hello? 132 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,100 - [dial tone on line] - Hello? [scoffs] 133 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:37,904 Guess I should've expected that. 134 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,340 [sighs] Who can I call? 135 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:42,676 [sighs] 136 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:46,346 [dramatic theme plays] 137 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:53,553 [Ed] Hey, dude! 138 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:56,560 Are you thinking of me? I bet you are! 139 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,791 'Cause I'm the one that gave you the yo-yo. 140 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,592 Dude, if you need a place to stay, 141 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,328 your old pal Ed is always there for you. 142 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:05,331 - [Ed speaking gibberish] - Hell no. 143 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:07,467 [blows raspberry, laughing] 144 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,803 Bloobity, bloopity, bloopity, call me! 145 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,607 ["Made It" by Jules playing] 146 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,742 [bus doors close] 147 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:18,440 ♪ Tripped up, fell on my face ♪ 148 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:20,547 ♪ That led back to LA ♪ 149 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:22,816 ♪ Put my feet back on the pavement ♪ 150 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,785 ♪ Gonna hold me up the second I make it ♪ 151 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,320 ♪ Make it ♪ 152 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,356 ♪ Oh, man, all my dreams fell apart ♪ 153 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:32,692 ♪ I'm back at the start, didn't make it too far, yeah ♪ 154 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:34,928 [car backfiring] 155 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,897 [Ed] ♪ He's a dude, she's a dude ♪ 156 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:39,332 ♪ 'Cause we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 157 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:42,680 - Yo, Ed! - ♪ He's a dude ♪ 158 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:44,471 - [Dex] Hey, man! - [horn honks] 159 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,339 Oh, hey, Dex! Hey! 160 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:48,375 - [Dex] Hey. - [Ed] Hey, hey, hey! 161 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,344 Hey, dude, hey! 162 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:53,446 I was looking for you! [chuckles] 163 00:06:54,470 --> 00:06:55,615 [Dex screaming] 164 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,785 - Ow! - [chuckles] 165 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:01,221 - Hey, Dex. - Hey, man. 166 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:02,989 You almost car-burgered me to death. 167 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:04,391 Uh, no. 168 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:05,792 Glad you got some time off 169 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:07,861 from your incredibly successful business ventures 170 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,300 to come and see your best friend. 171 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,980 It's good to see you, too. It's been a minute. 172 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:13,633 No, it's been longer than a minute. 173 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:17,237 More like five years, eight months, and 32 days. 174 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:19,720 Yep, that sounds about right. 175 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,341 I'm glad you're back. Buckle up! 176 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:24,177 It's time for the new adventures of Ed and Dex! 177 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:25,945 - [Ed exclaims] - Whoa! 178 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:27,714 - Ow! - Oh, sorry. 179 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:31,217 Uh, the new adventures of Ed and Dex starts now! 180 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:34,888 - [tires screeching] - [Ed yelling excitedly] 181 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,624 [both] ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 182 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:41,494 ♪ She's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 183 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:42,896 [laughs] 184 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,230 So, what you been up to? 185 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:46,332 Starting from the last time I saw you, 186 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:48,335 I went to sleep, and then I woke up... 187 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:51,604 Oh, no. You don't have to list everything you've been doing. 188 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,341 I'm saying what have you been up to lately? 189 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,710 Oh, well, I grabbed the Burgermobile, came to... 190 00:07:56,810 --> 00:08:00,347 Nope. Have you done anything interesting at all 191 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,582 in the last week to six months? 192 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:05,352 - Oh, Good Burger was on TV. - Really? 193 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:07,253 It was this really weird German dude. 194 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:10,390 [heavy metal music plays] 195 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,926 Yummy! Hey, it's me, the Food Dude, 196 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:16,329 and I'm here at Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! 197 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:19,566 Twenty years ago, their world-famous Ed's Sauce 198 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:22,202 put them on the map, making them the decisive victors 199 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,705 in the great burger war with their rival, Mondo Burger. 200 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:26,673 [growling] 201 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,375 What's that, stomach? [growling] 202 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:31,344 You hungry? Me also! Let's get in there. What? 203 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,140 I'm about to try my first Good Burger, 204 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:36,516 and I could not be more excited. 205 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:39,219 Mmm! Oh, that's what I'm talking about! 206 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,454 Oh, this burger is amazing, mm! 207 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:44,958 Take it from Food Dude, Good Burger is one of a kind. 208 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:47,160 I would like 100 Good Burgers to go 209 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:48,561 with extra Ed's Sauce on the side. 210 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:51,431 - Okay, what side do you want? - What do you mean? 211 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,400 All right, I'll just do both sides. 212 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,603 [chuckles] Okay, left side, right side! 213 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,339 Oh, left side! Oh, right side! 214 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,141 Oh, left side! Aah! 215 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,343 Sauce me! Sauce me! 216 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,846 [Dex] Yep, that dude does sound weird. 217 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,849 [Ed] He sure is, but we're big in Germany now, 218 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:11,351 wherever that is. 219 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,355 Wow, Good Burger. 220 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,791 I cannot believe I'm back after all these years. 221 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,326 Can't believe I'm back after all these years. 222 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,996 Even though I worked here since I was 15. 223 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,334 Hey, employees. [chuckles] 224 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,202 This is my best friend, Dexter. 225 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,400 He's a successful interpreter. 226 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:35,241 Actually, I think the word Ed is looking for is "entrepreneur." 227 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,243 But I guess the fact that I pointed that out 228 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,145 also makes me an interpreter. [chuckles] 229 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,781 This is our cook, Cindy. Sometimes she's Mindy. 230 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:44,184 No, I'm always just Cindy. 231 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,860 - I'm Mindy. We're twins. - We're twins. 232 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,455 [gasps] I don't know how she does that. 233 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,357 [Ed groans] 234 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,600 - Nice to meet you. - [both] Nice to meet you, too. 235 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,964 Yeah, and this is our delivery driver, Ruth. She sleeps a lot. 236 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,967 - You sure she's just sleeping? - Huh, let me see. 237 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,604 - [loud squawk] - Hey, jack***, watch it! 238 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:07,574 - Yep, she was sleeping. - [Dex] Sorry to disturb you. 239 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:10,710 And you know our newest trainee, my son. 240 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,846 [both sigh, chuckling] 241 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,614 Well, if it isn't Ed 2. 242 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,282 Huh? 243 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,451 - It is. - Hey, Uncle Dex. 244 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,354 Look, instead of eyebrows, I got fry brows. 245 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,123 Actually, they're just regular fries. 246 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,824 I glued 'em on my face. 247 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,427 [grunting] 248 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:28,862 Well... 249 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,431 Mm, gluey. 250 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:35,802 Oh, hey, Mia. It's your Uncle Dex. 251 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,938 Hey, Mia. Uh, you look... 252 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,675 - older. - [Ed] Oh, yeah. 253 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:45,450 She stopped wearing makeup 'cause she got dumped last week. 254 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,946 - Nope. - [sighs] 255 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:51,217 Oh, you meant 'cause you haven't seen her in six years. 256 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,352 Probably that. 257 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,187 Even though Dexter is Mia's uncle, 258 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,655 they haven't seen each other 259 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,357 because he ripped off her mom. 260 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,993 No, I didn't rip off anybody. 261 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,290 On purpose, that is. You know? 262 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,898 I was thinking, since I'm in town, 263 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,801 it might be nice to spend time together, with my sister. 264 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:10,737 And we can all maybe go get some eats. 265 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,339 Eats and treats? 266 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:16,176 That's a little inside joke we do in my family 267 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,646 where one of us walks away from the other when they're talking. 268 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:22,782 - Wow. - That's not that funny. 269 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:23,683 That's fair. 270 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,685 Now, when someone orders a cola, 271 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:28,388 put the lid on after you pour the drink. 272 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,457 Otherwise this will happen. 273 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,592 Oh. What about root beer? 274 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,961 - Same thing. - Huh. Fruit punch? 275 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,897 - Same thing. - Orange soda? 276 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,799 Huh, let me see. 277 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,802 - [both laugh] - Same thing! 278 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:45,380 [laughs, then sighs] 279 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,700 - Oh, I love orange soda. - Mm! 280 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,776 - I do, I do... - ♪ I do ♪ 281 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,112 - Oh, I like that, son. - Thanks, Dad. 282 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,117 Hey, anybody sitting here? 283 00:11:58,885 --> 00:11:59,786 Okay. 284 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:04,257 So, you're working at Good Burger now, huh? 285 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,592 - First job. - Yeah. 286 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,761 I had to get a job to help my mom. 287 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,996 Because she lost all her money. 288 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,670 - Yep. Yeah. - Hmph. 289 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,335 Yoo-hoo! 290 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,604 I'm hungry for foodstuffs! 291 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:21,808 And I wish to be acknowledged by an employee posthaste! 292 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,376 Huh, all right. 293 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,711 [Ed clears throat] 294 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,846 Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, 295 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,248 can I take your order? 296 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,351 Howdy-hoo. I'm Connie Muldoon. 297 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,354 Well, howdy-hoo, Connie Muldoon. 298 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,889 Now that that's been established, 299 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,158 I will have one double Good Burger. 300 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,459 - Oh. - Make the first patty 301 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,228 medium rare and the second patty well done. 302 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,197 Betwixt the meats, I would like... 303 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,320 [dialogue speeds up] ...six and a half slices of pickle. 304 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,435 Two dill, one sour, and two and a half gherkins. 305 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,669 I just love those tiny little butters. 306 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,338 Add one squirt of ketchup 307 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,239 and if it's not too much of a to-do, 308 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:57,577 please place two onion slices on top and then remove them. 309 00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:01,214 I enjoy the essence of onion but not the crunch. 310 00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:04,751 Um, uh, one Good Burger. 311 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,119 Well, wait! 312 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:09,422 My order was comprised of many more details than that! 313 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,392 Oh, sure, let me, uh... 314 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,280 The one, the two, and then the squiggly one. 315 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,731 - Upside-down nine, oh! - [register dings] 316 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,399 $7,244. 317 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:22,802 Oh! I shall now depart in a huff! 318 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:23,937 [Ed] Oh! 319 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,440 Bye, Connie! [chuckles] 320 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,780 Your mom's pretty mad at me still, huh? 321 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:35,548 - That's a polite way to put it. - I know I burnt bridges. 322 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,617 Actually, I burnt a lot of things. 323 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,586 I'm gonna get your mom her money back. 324 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,354 I'm going to make it up to her. 325 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,356 On the trip here, I thought of a new idea. 326 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:47,694 First I get startup money. I'm gonna take that downtown... 327 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,430 Seriously? Still scheming. 328 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,333 What about all your money, Mr. Successful? 329 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,803 That tone lets me know that you don't understand business. 330 00:13:56,903 --> 00:14:00,740 Okay, there's so much going on. There's diversifications, 331 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:05,211 acquisitions, um, dividends, equity, mergers and- 332 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:09,416 and, uh, what's the thing they do on Wall Street? Stock market. 333 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,451 You're just listing business words. 334 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,986 No, I'm not. Recession. 335 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:15,722 These are some good fries, aren't they? 336 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:19,926 [Dex] Wow, nice place, man. 337 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,761 Thanks for letting me crash here. 338 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,864 It's the least I could do because your family hates you. 339 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:28,568 - Kids! [laughing] - [children screaming excitedly] 340 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,471 - Oh, kids! Oh, kids! - Daddy! 341 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,740 - Daddy! - [Ed] Oh, mwah, mwah, mwah! 342 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,543 - Say hi to Dex. [chuckles] - [children] Hi, Dex. 343 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,446 Ed, you had a bunch of kids since I last saw you. 344 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,615 Yeah. This is Pickles. She only has 10 toes. 345 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,884 - Only 10? - Mm-hmm. And this is Mustard. 346 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,454 - He's allergic to hippos. - Yeah, yeah! 347 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,923 - How do you know? - We had all the kids tested. 348 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:53,159 Yeah, and this is Ketchup. She's our third favorite. 349 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,929 - You can't say that. - And this is Onion. 350 00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:57,964 - He cries a lot. - Makes sense. 351 00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,866 And this is No Mayo. He got hit by lightning. 352 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,350 And now he glows in the dark. 353 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,690 [grunts] 354 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,605 Oh, well, that's cause for concern. 355 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,942 Yeah, and this is our youngest, baby Bun Bun! 356 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,945 ["Roxanne" by Arizona Zervas playing] 357 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:17,350 ♪ Roxanne, Roxanne ♪ 358 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,352 ♪ All she wanna do is party all night ♪ 359 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,540 Hey, Dex. 360 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,560 Hey, Rox-Roxanne. 361 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,457 Good to-good to see you. 362 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,659 Wait, Ed, you're married to Roxanne? 363 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,396 Ew! No! Roxanne's our nanny. 364 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,531 As a nun, I could never be married. 365 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,100 I just love being around children. 366 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,736 They are the future. 367 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:40,340 And Ed has created the best family ever. 368 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,375 He's such a good father. 369 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,344 - And husband. - Oh, there... Yes. 370 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,780 There's your wife. Hey, Edie, good to see you. 371 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,149 Dex, so good to see you. 372 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,518 Edie's been working as a trapeze artist, ha! 373 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,720 Makes sense that somebody in your family 374 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,155 would work at the circus. 375 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:58,358 Oh, no, I paint pictures of trapezes. 376 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,829 - [Edie chuckles] - Oh, a-a trapeze artist. 377 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,980 [chuckles] What was I thinking? 378 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,199 [dog panting] 379 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,501 - Who's this little fella? - [Ed] Attack. 380 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,370 - [dog barking] - [Ed] Attack! Attack! 381 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,671 - [screams] - Attack! 382 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:12,939 [all] Attack! Attack! 383 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,374 Why are you telling him to attack? 384 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,544 Well, that's the dog's name. His name is Attack. 385 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,480 - Don't bite me! - [squawking] 386 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,160 - [screams] - Oh, no, that's our bird. 387 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,618 His name is Don't. Don't! Attack! 388 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,687 - Don't! Attack! - Help! 389 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,989 Somebody get that bird off me! 390 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,362 You can sleep in my bed. I'll sleep in the bathtub. 391 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:38,832 - The water's really relaxing. - [Dex sighs] 392 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,903 - You sleep in a tub with water? - Yeah. Best part about it is, 393 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,806 you don't gotta get out of bed to pee. 394 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,842 All right. Well, on that note, 395 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:52,679 I will be turning in, fellas. [sighs] 396 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,148 Before you go to bed... 397 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,718 [both] Pillow fight? 398 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,521 You wanna have a pillow fight right...? No! 399 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,890 - [scoffs] - [both sigh disappointedly] 400 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,760 - Kids! - [children laughing] 401 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,530 - Dex said no to pillow fights. - [sighs disappointedly] 402 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,132 Aw, come on, man. 403 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,634 It's a bummer. Pillows are really... 404 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,369 [snoring] 405 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,805 [both] Aww... 406 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,876 [water running, then faucet squeaks off] 407 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,515 Good morning! I made you breakfast. 408 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,510 "Eat me! Ooh, I taste so good!" 409 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:34,587 ♪ Bacon lips, bacon lips, bacon lips ♪ [chuckles] 410 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:37,157 Well, that's very kind of you, Ed. 411 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,793 But I prefer to eat not in the bathroom. 412 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,862 I also prefer to be alone when I'm in the bathroom. 413 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,765 Oh, okay. I'll just take my shower later. 414 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,368 Oh, you know what? Ed... 415 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,437 you think I can get a job at Good Burger? 416 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,730 It's not for the money. Although I expect to get paid. 417 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,775 I'll put in a good word to Mr. Jensen, our manager. 418 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,244 - Thanks, Ed. You're the man. - Mm-hmm. 419 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,349 Ooh, uh, that's not soap, by the way. 420 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,250 It's maple syrup. 421 00:18:05,719 --> 00:18:08,488 Why would you have syrup in the bathroom? 422 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,725 For the pancakes, duh! [chuckles] 423 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,561 Oh, yeah, silly me. 424 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:20,100 Wow, there's the old crew. 425 00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:23,236 - Man, look at us. - Yeah, I know. 426 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,373 No, wait. Focus! Mr. Jensen's gonna be here any minute. 427 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:29,420 I want you to nail this interview. Let's practice. 428 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:32,178 I'll be Mr. Jensen, you be you. 429 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,582 - Is this really necessary? - Oh, yeah. 430 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:36,983 [sighs] 431 00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:40,720 Hello! I'm Mr. Jensen. 432 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,723 You can call me... I don't know my first name. 433 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,259 Uh, but just call me Mr. Jensen. 434 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,620 All right. And you are? 435 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,198 - I'm Dex. - Nice to meet you, Tex. 436 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,401 It's Dex. And you know that. 437 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,737 Now, have you ever worked in the fast-food industry? 438 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:02,175 Because when you're working with meats... [imitates phone ringing] 439 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,348 Hello? What? Yeah, this is Mr. Jensen. 440 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:11,751 My wife? Oh! She's having the baby right now? 441 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:15,221 Oh! Oh! I'm-I'm having a baby! 442 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,690 Push, honey! 443 00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:17,791 [breathing rapidly] 444 00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,426 Push! 445 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:24,364 I have a baby! I'm a daddy! [sobbing] 446 00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:30,570 - [sighs] - Congratulations. 447 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,941 Sorry! Sorry I'm late. My bicycle had a flat tire. 448 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:36,976 You must be Dex! 449 00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:40,146 And you're Mr. Jensen? As in an adult? 450 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,481 Yeah. 451 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:45,618 Dex, you're hired. Welcome to the Good Burger family. 452 00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:47,787 Seriously? Just like that? 453 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,989 - Well, Ed is a great guy. - Oh! 454 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:51,991 And he's a great judge of character. 455 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,461 And also, Ed obviously owns Good Burger, 456 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,630 so, whatever he says goes. 457 00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,599 [chuckles] Head burger in charge. 458 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,868 Excuse me, I have to call my mom 459 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,337 and tell her I made it to work safely. 460 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,140 Call Mommy. 461 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,420 [Jensen speaks in Spanish] 462 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:14,140 Wow, I cannot believe you actually own Good Burger now. 463 00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:17,350 [laughs] The owner left it to me after he went bye-bye forever. 464 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,286 Said it would've gone bankrupt if it wasn't for my sauce. 465 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,155 He knows I'm good at business stuff. 466 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,124 Did he ever actually meet you? 467 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,926 Yeah, I got a picture of him in my wallet. 468 00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,662 - [dog barks] - Man, that's a dog 469 00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:31,898 - wearing sunglasses. - No, it's not... 470 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,967 Oh, this isn't my wallet! 471 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,169 Wait, these aren't my pants! 472 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,705 Ooh, boot cut. [chuckles] 473 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:41,474 I can't believe I'm back at Good Burger 474 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,376 after all these years, man. 475 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,179 My best friend is here, and you own the place! 476 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,581 - Yeah. - Probably got money, too, huh? 477 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:49,783 Oh, well... [chuckles] 478 00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:52,520 I was wondering if I could talk to you 479 00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:55,550 about this idea I've been having to... 480 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:58,591 - Come in the freezer real quick. - Ooh, frosty! 481 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,460 - All right. - Yeah. 482 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,395 [Dex] Come on. 483 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,265 - [whispers] Come here. - Oh, okay. 484 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,102 - Can we talk? - I love to talk. 485 00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:11,705 I've been talking since I was 8. 486 00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:14,374 - Just have a seat. - Oh, okay. Huh. 487 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:17,177 I got a great idea. I'm not telling anybody. 488 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,790 But I gotta tell my best friend. 489 00:21:19,179 --> 00:21:21,140 - Heh, cool. - Well... 490 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,550 - What's this? - It's another freezer. 491 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,219 We stopped using it after the handle broke. 492 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:28,388 And you just never bothered to put it back on? 493 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:31,491 - Well... - Looks like it slides right on. 494 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:35,528 I really think it's going to make so much money. 495 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,963 [both scream] 496 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,499 Oh, heh, Fizz. 497 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:40,700 [chuckles] 498 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,869 [breathing heavily] 499 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:47,240 - How long was I in there for? - About 22 years, give or take. 500 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,909 Huh, 22 years, give or take. 501 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,412 Jiminy Crickets, that's a long time! 502 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,215 - I was wondering where you went. - The last thing I remember 503 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,617 was hearing you saying you broke the handle 504 00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,850 and would be right back. 505 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:01,721 You must've gotten distracted. [laughs] 506 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,390 - Yeah. - [Fizz sighs] 507 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,792 You're taking this well. Sure you're okay? 508 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,627 Well, I am a little cold. 509 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:11,364 Oh, I just realized, I missed baseball practice. 510 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,700 And the rest of high school! And college! 511 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,470 I better go see my parents. They're probably worried sick! 512 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:20,573 Whoa. 513 00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,509 Who's that grown-up? 514 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,411 It's me! [cackles] 515 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:27,247 Well... 516 00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:31,885 [laughs] Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. 517 00:22:31,985 --> 00:22:34,540 - Can I take your order? - Hmm, um... 518 00:22:34,154 --> 00:22:35,755 Do you serve veggie burgers? 519 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,924 I can serve anything on the menu. 520 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,226 - Oh, great. - Watch. Whoa! 521 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,695 - Good Burger! - Oh! 522 00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:43,363 Good Fries! Good Chunks! 523 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:47,167 No, I came here to eat the food, not play tennis with it! 524 00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:50,103 Oh, I know what you want. You want pickleball. 525 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:51,471 - Oh, okay. - No one said... 526 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:52,772 - Fore! - Oh! 527 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,174 - Fore! - Oh, no, stop! 528 00:22:54,274 --> 00:22:56,176 I'm never coming back here again! 529 00:22:56,276 --> 00:22:58,545 And no one says "fore" in tennis. 530 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:01,514 - That's golf. - Oh! She's right. 531 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:04,217 - What? Who did that? - Knock it off. 532 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,219 Ed, just the man I'm looking for. 533 00:23:06,353 --> 00:23:08,188 Hey, Mr. Lawyer Guy. 534 00:23:08,355 --> 00:23:10,790 That's right, Mr. Lawyer Guy. That's me, Cecil McNevins. 535 00:23:11,358 --> 00:23:14,994 I was wondering if we could have a private conversation. 536 00:23:15,950 --> 00:23:17,564 Oh, yeah, sure. Hey, everybody! 537 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:20,433 Could you all please leave so me and this lawyer guy 538 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:22,669 could have a private conversation? 539 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,738 - Meh! - No. No, no, no. 540 00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,373 Nobody has to go anywhere. 541 00:23:26,373 --> 00:23:28,375 I just want me and you to talk one on one. 542 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:32,479 Well, that sounds unnecessarily complicated, but all right. 543 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:35,982 Hey, everybody! It's okay, you don't have to leave. 544 00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:37,450 Sit on down. [chuckles] 545 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,620 Hey, Dex, work the register for me, all right? 546 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,821 Come on. 547 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,692 Woo-hoo! Okay. 548 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,610 Hey, man, who's that guy? 549 00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:49,863 Oh, that guy, he's from MegaCorp. 550 00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:52,399 He keeps trying to talk Ed into selling Good Burger. 551 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:55,235 MegaCorp? The giant tech company? 552 00:23:55,368 --> 00:23:57,404 And he wants to buy Good Burger? 553 00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,639 You got the register, Mr. Jensen. 554 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:02,375 Hey, I'm the manager. I'm supposed to tell you stuff. 555 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:05,278 - This private enough for you? - This is perfect. 556 00:24:05,378 --> 00:24:07,280 - [Ed] Yeah. - [Cecil chuckles] 557 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:10,216 I got these. I got 'em. 558 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:12,485 [suspenseful theme plays] 559 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:14,688 - Uh, we're still eating here. - Shh! 560 00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,560 As you can see, 561 00:24:16,156 --> 00:24:19,590 my client significantly increased the offer. 562 00:24:19,159 --> 00:24:21,361 - [Ed] Oh. - [Cecil] Pretty nice, right? 563 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,363 Oh, no, I'm just reading. 564 00:24:23,363 --> 00:24:26,660 There's a bunch of O's. Oh! 565 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:29,369 [chuckles] Ed, those are not O's. 566 00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:31,604 Those are zeros. 567 00:24:31,705 --> 00:24:33,239 [Ed] Oh, zeros. 568 00:24:33,373 --> 00:24:34,374 [Ed chuckles] 569 00:24:34,374 --> 00:24:36,376 - I guess I'm done. - Mm-hmm. 570 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,679 - Here. - Uh, look, 571 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:42,882 I don't care how many zeros or O's you offer. 572 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,510 Good Burger's not for sale. 573 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:48,421 Nah. Here, you can have that. 574 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:53,590 All right, you're all clean. Enjoy your meal. 575 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,395 That was surprisingly refreshing. 576 00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,365 You'll be sorry. 577 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,269 Hey, Ed, what you doing? 578 00:25:03,370 --> 00:25:05,538 Just unclogging the strawberry Jacuzzi. 579 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:08,775 Oh, nice, well, uh... couldn't help but notice 580 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:11,444 but that dude was trying to give you money to sell. 581 00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:14,481 He wants me to open Good Burgers all around the world. 582 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:17,384 But I promised everyone I will not sell. 583 00:25:17,484 --> 00:25:20,153 Just out of curiosity, how much we talking? 584 00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:24,900 I'm happy the way things are. I don't want to mess things up. 585 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,359 I got more money than I can dream of. 586 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,595 [Ed exclaims] 587 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:35,368 Ed, are using a plunger to unclog the shake machine? 588 00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:38,972 As in the same plunger we use to unclog the toilet?! 589 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,375 - Uh, no. - [scoffs] Ugh! 590 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:46,790 Guys, you'll never guess who just ordered a Good Burger. 591 00:25:46,179 --> 00:25:49,749 Is it Stefan Löfven, the former prime minister of Sweden? 592 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:51,951 Chewbacca? 593 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,286 Shakespeare? 594 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,588 Shakespeare's been dead for 400 years. 595 00:25:55,689 --> 00:25:57,490 Well, then how'd he make the order? 596 00:25:57,590 --> 00:26:00,160 Look. It's only my favorite artist, Luna Fox. 597 00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:01,761 - [both gasp] - [gasps] 598 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:03,463 My ex was supposed to take me to that show. 599 00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:04,764 I want that delivery! 600 00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:06,966 - Me, too. I gotta change. - Me three. 601 00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:09,936 I got it. Come on, slowpokes. 602 00:26:11,438 --> 00:26:12,539 [Ed 2 grunts] 603 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:15,642 - [horns honking] - [people clamoring] 604 00:26:18,111 --> 00:26:19,846 [Ruth] Is that a giant lollipop? 605 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:21,414 That was a stop sign. 606 00:26:21,514 --> 00:26:24,484 Aw, I love giant lollipops. 607 00:26:25,218 --> 00:26:27,287 Oh, that's much better. 608 00:26:27,387 --> 00:26:29,689 Why would you pick Ruth to be the driver? 609 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:32,592 Well, she's too old to work the register. 610 00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:35,595 Good point. Uh, pull over, please, Ruth. 611 00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:39,132 Yeah, just ease it to the right. Ease it... Help her out. 612 00:26:39,232 --> 00:26:40,967 - Ease it to the right. - Just... 613 00:26:41,670 --> 00:26:43,690 [muffled hip-hop playing] 614 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:44,704 ♪ Got it, gonna make it ♪ 615 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,639 ♪ I got it, gotta take it ♪ 616 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:48,875 ♪ Go home it, go home it... ♪ 617 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,411 - [all screaming] - [Mia] Uncle Dex, watch out! 618 00:26:51,511 --> 00:26:53,513 - [engine dies] - What the...? 619 00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,715 That's what I call driving! 620 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:57,384 [Ed laughing] 621 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:03,890 - Now, just be cool, Ed. Be cool. - Okay. 622 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:06,893 ["Little Green Bag" by the George Baker Selection playing] 623 00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:17,470 ♪ Yeah ♪ 624 00:27:22,409 --> 00:27:23,576 [Ed] Hey, Luna Fox. 625 00:27:23,677 --> 00:27:26,279 [chuckles] Got a special delivery for you. 626 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:28,815 - Nice to meet you, Luna Fox. - Nice to meet you, too. 627 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:31,351 But I'm kind of in the middle of something. 628 00:27:31,451 --> 00:27:33,720 - Huh? - [crowd cheering] 629 00:27:36,122 --> 00:27:37,824 You should've ordered more food. 630 00:27:37,891 --> 00:27:39,426 Well, this has been fun. 631 00:27:39,526 --> 00:27:41,428 - Goodbye. - [Ed] Oh. 632 00:27:42,462 --> 00:27:43,897 [soft melody plays] 633 00:27:45,365 --> 00:27:47,534 Can I get a picture of you with my niece? 634 00:27:47,634 --> 00:27:49,969 Her ex was supposed to bring her to this concert. 635 00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:52,339 Yeah, I'll take a picture with her after the show. 636 00:27:52,439 --> 00:27:54,174 - You want to do it now? - No. 637 00:27:54,274 --> 00:27:55,442 - Okay, great. - Mm-mm, mm-mm. 638 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:57,844 - Now? - Mm-mm. Hi! 639 00:27:57,944 --> 00:27:59,646 Hey, girl. [giggles] 640 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:02,549 Don't ever say your uncle didn't do nothing nice for you! 641 00:28:02,649 --> 00:28:04,840 I can't believe this is happening! 642 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:05,485 - Me neither. - [shutter clicks] 643 00:28:05,585 --> 00:28:07,721 Can you believe I got a picture with her? 644 00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:10,790 - [laughs] - You coming out tonight, Dex? 645 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:13,793 Oh, I was gonna spend some time with your dad. 646 00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:16,262 Oh, I'm going, too. We all go to Fun-tasy Island 647 00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:18,640 every Thursday night, right? 648 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:19,566 - They have bowling. - And skating. 649 00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:22,702 And automatic paper-towel dispensers. Yeah. 650 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:25,380 Come on, Uncle Dex. It'll be fun. 651 00:28:26,573 --> 00:28:27,874 - Sure, why not? - [both] Cool. 652 00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:30,477 I just gotta change into my party clothes. 653 00:28:30,577 --> 00:28:32,445 [buttons ricocheting] 654 00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:35,915 - Let's party! - [all cheer] 655 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,185 Did you see, he had the same shirt on underneath. 656 00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,870 Yeah, he does that. 657 00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:46,326 - [upbeat pop music plays] - [Ed 2 grunting] 658 00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:52,265 Why is everybody going the wrong way? Whoa! 659 00:28:52,365 --> 00:28:54,100 Help me out! 660 00:28:55,535 --> 00:28:56,636 Whoa, whoa! 661 00:28:57,437 --> 00:28:59,673 Thanks for doing that. It's hard to tie them 662 00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:02,142 with bowling balls stuck to my hands. 663 00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:05,679 How'd you even get them stuck? Never mind. 664 00:29:05,779 --> 00:29:09,282 I'm excited to talk to you about this opportunity. 665 00:29:09,282 --> 00:29:10,784 Count me in. 666 00:29:10,884 --> 00:29:12,886 Really? You don't want to hear the idea? 667 00:29:12,986 --> 00:29:15,889 You're my best friend. How much do you need? 668 00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:18,291 - How much do you have? - Ooh, hm... 669 00:29:18,391 --> 00:29:21,327 I have three, 13 million... 670 00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:23,129 carry the snowman, 671 00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:24,731 uh, square root of nine, 672 00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:29,269 an isosceles triangle, 71, 71, 71, 71. 673 00:29:29,369 --> 00:29:31,771 Boom! I can give you... 674 00:29:32,706 --> 00:29:34,641 $136. 675 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,578 $136? 676 00:29:38,678 --> 00:29:40,480 [laughs] Give me a couple days. 677 00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:42,749 I'll talk to my accountant, have her move stuff around. 678 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:47,220 I thought you said you had more money than you could dream of. 679 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,823 Yeah, all I ever dream of is Good Burger, 680 00:29:49,923 --> 00:29:52,826 my family, and my friends, like you. 681 00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:55,462 All right, great. You're all set, cowboy. 682 00:29:55,562 --> 00:29:57,964 Ah, thank you. You're so cool. Man, this is heavy. 683 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,267 Oh, okay. Hold on. I'm gonna get a drinky drink. 684 00:30:01,368 --> 00:30:03,536 Oh, I can just... Oh, boy! 685 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,438 - Okay. - That didn't work. 686 00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:06,773 - See you. - Be careful. 687 00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:09,209 - There's an exit... - We're rolling. Oh! 688 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:11,544 - All right. - Okay. [grunting] 689 00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:13,279 Oh, that's slippery. 690 00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:15,982 [Ed screams] 691 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:17,417 Small wall! Aah! 692 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,420 Oh! I'm okay! 693 00:30:23,356 --> 00:30:25,291 [ominous theme plays] 694 00:30:25,392 --> 00:30:27,894 - We need to talk. - Okay, let's talk. 695 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:30,130 What do you want to talk about? Whoa! 696 00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:33,767 Well, I might be heavy because of the bowling balls. 697 00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,637 Remember you taught me how to skate? 698 00:30:37,737 --> 00:30:40,640 Of course. I remember everything about you. 699 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:44,770 I remember you love unicorns and you're a whiz at computers. 700 00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:47,347 Remember when you hacked that travel website for me 701 00:30:47,447 --> 00:30:49,949 and I flew first class for like an entire year? 702 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,652 I can't believe you had a 6-year-old do that. 703 00:30:52,752 --> 00:30:54,754 - Yeah. [chuckles] - So, go on then. 704 00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:57,924 Tell me about your top secret billion-dollar idea. 705 00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,325 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 706 00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:01,594 Okay, get ready. 707 00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:05,465 - Permanent ice. - [laughing] 708 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,350 Oh, wait, you're serious? 709 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:10,470 Yeah, think about it. 710 00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:13,840 It'll always stay cold and never melts in the heat. 711 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,343 So, that's your idea, permanent ice? 712 00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:18,545 Permanent ice? That's a great idea! 713 00:31:18,645 --> 00:31:22,349 - Whoa! Sorry! - Oh, see, now he heard it. 714 00:31:22,449 --> 00:31:25,510 Who cares who hears? It's a terrible idea. 715 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:26,820 And it's impossible. 716 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,290 Nah, I just thought, why wouldn't people want that? 717 00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:31,958 Just because you think of something 718 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:35,995 doesn't mean you can make it magically exist, okay? 719 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,980 Thought you said this was gonna be fun. 720 00:31:38,198 --> 00:31:40,367 [Ed grunting] Oh, dude! 721 00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:42,802 Okay. What do you want to talk about? 722 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:45,271 You should reconsider selling Good Burger. 723 00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:47,374 Oh, no thank you. 724 00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:49,376 Ed, what do you love the most? 725 00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:52,712 - I love my pet goldfish Goldie. - Goldie? 726 00:31:52,812 --> 00:31:54,881 Be a shame if something bad happened to Goldie. 727 00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:58,585 Like if he peed his pants? That could happen to anybody. 728 00:31:58,685 --> 00:32:01,540 Oh, wait. Goldie doesn't wear pants. 729 00:32:01,154 --> 00:32:02,355 [sighs] 730 00:32:02,455 --> 00:32:04,891 It's time to be more direct with him. 731 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:08,728 Listen, this is a legally binding contract 732 00:32:08,828 --> 00:32:11,698 saying you are selling us Good Burger. 733 00:32:11,798 --> 00:32:13,900 - Now, sign it. - And I'm the notary. 734 00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:15,902 - So it'll be official! - What? 735 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,571 I would never sign that. [chuckles] 736 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:23,710 I was thinking... I love your sauce! 737 00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:25,512 You make great sauce. 738 00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:27,547 Would you sign an autograph for me? 739 00:32:27,647 --> 00:32:29,282 [Ed] Oh, yeah, of course. 740 00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:32,285 Might be hard because I've got these balls here. 741 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:34,354 - Very easy. - They're very heavy. 742 00:32:34,454 --> 00:32:35,622 Let me help you with that. 743 00:32:35,722 --> 00:32:37,290 - Oh, okay. - I'll take this. 744 00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,125 - Okay, all right. - Let it go. 745 00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:40,460 - I just... - Come on. 746 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,596 - Ah, okay, go! - Whoa! 747 00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:46,299 Whoa! [groaning] 748 00:32:47,534 --> 00:32:49,102 Oh, dude. 749 00:32:50,270 --> 00:32:52,839 Thanks for getting the ball off my hand! 750 00:32:53,673 --> 00:32:55,408 You're in real trouble now. 751 00:32:55,508 --> 00:32:56,509 Huh? 752 00:32:56,609 --> 00:32:57,944 [screams] 753 00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,579 Ow! [groans] 754 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,820 [ball clattering] 755 00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:05,485 All right, I'm going back to the party with my friends! 756 00:33:05,585 --> 00:33:08,288 - Nice meeting you guys! - [groans] 757 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,893 - [Cindy & Mindy] Work it, Ruth! - You look so good, Ruth! 758 00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:15,729 - So good! - What are you doing? 759 00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:17,764 Turning me into a robot. 760 00:33:17,864 --> 00:33:19,666 We're filming it for our vlog. 761 00:33:19,766 --> 00:33:22,802 That seems more important then giving customers food. 762 00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:24,471 - [both] That's what we thought. - [Jensen sighs] 763 00:33:24,571 --> 00:33:27,574 - The new grill just came in. - Okay, good. Let's go get it. 764 00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:29,476 No, I got it right here. 765 00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:30,944 [grunts] 766 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,800 Ed, I think you might've ordered the wrong kind of grill. 767 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:37,417 [muffled] The thing is, if you don't dry run the grill... 768 00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:39,686 [continues indistinctly] 769 00:33:39,786 --> 00:33:41,121 - You're absolutely right. - Yes. 770 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:43,490 - [Dex] Mm-hmm. - [speaks indistinctly] 771 00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:44,991 All right. 772 00:33:45,592 --> 00:33:47,394 [sighs deeply] 773 00:33:51,698 --> 00:33:54,834 [vehicle approaching] 774 00:33:55,969 --> 00:33:57,604 ♪ Give me, give me more! ♪ 775 00:33:57,704 --> 00:33:59,939 [engine revving] 776 00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:04,110 ♪ Give me, give me more! ♪ 777 00:34:04,277 --> 00:34:07,847 Um, excuse me. If you're looking for Ed, 778 00:34:07,947 --> 00:34:10,417 he doesn't play in the trash until after work. 779 00:34:10,517 --> 00:34:12,852 [chuckles] No, you got it wrong, playboy. 780 00:34:12,952 --> 00:34:14,621 I'm actually looking for you. 781 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:17,230 - It's Dex, right? - Yeah. 782 00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:19,893 Throw that trash away and jump in. Come on. 783 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:25,699 Uh, you-I think- no, I don't think-all right. 784 00:34:25,799 --> 00:34:29,350 I just want to have a conversation with you. 785 00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:32,380 Man, your shoe closet is bigger than most houses. 786 00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:34,541 I got six kitchens, three backyards. 787 00:34:34,641 --> 00:34:37,677 - What? - I got 32.5 bathrooms. 788 00:34:37,777 --> 00:34:39,979 - Indoor pool, outdoor pool. - Goodness. 789 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,916 As a matter of fact, I got a llama farm. 790 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:47,987 - I see you in a place like this. - I would be comfortable here. 791 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,891 You remind me of my young self. I just got more breaks than you. 792 00:34:51,991 --> 00:34:55,795 Somewhere in the multiverse, you own all this, huh? 793 00:34:55,895 --> 00:34:58,665 And I'm working in a fast-food restaurant. [chuckles] 794 00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:00,567 Is there anywhere in the multiverse 795 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:02,680 where you get to the point? 796 00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:04,771 Good Burger is an amazing business. 797 00:35:04,871 --> 00:35:06,506 But there's only one. 798 00:35:06,606 --> 00:35:10,744 Can you imagine Good Burgers and Ed's famous sauce everywhere? 799 00:35:10,844 --> 00:35:12,612 Huh? [chuckles] 800 00:35:12,712 --> 00:35:15,315 MegaCorp is trying to open a bunch of 'em. 801 00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:16,916 But you know Ed. 802 00:35:17,170 --> 00:35:20,487 That's because Ed likes things the way they are. 803 00:35:20,587 --> 00:35:22,322 He definitely does not want to sell. 804 00:35:22,422 --> 00:35:25,625 He doesn't have to. That's not what we want. 805 00:35:25,725 --> 00:35:28,161 No, we want him to franchise it, 806 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:30,997 give us permission to open stores everywhere. 807 00:35:31,970 --> 00:35:33,867 So, Ed can stay at Good Burger 808 00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:36,102 and keep the life that he loves, 809 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:38,371 and you're just gonna pay him a lot? 810 00:35:38,471 --> 00:35:40,507 Oh, you get it. Exactly. 811 00:35:40,607 --> 00:35:41,941 Where do I fit in? 812 00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:45,178 My client is willing to pay a lot of money 813 00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:50,830 to someone who can convince Ed that this is an amazing idea. 814 00:35:50,183 --> 00:35:53,586 And maybe even that someone could become a partner. 815 00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:56,890 Hmm? A win-win. 816 00:35:56,189 --> 00:35:58,491 A win-win... 817 00:35:58,591 --> 00:36:00,126 win. 818 00:36:00,293 --> 00:36:02,295 - I like that third W. - [laughs] 819 00:36:02,295 --> 00:36:03,963 - That's a lot of wins. - [both laughing] 820 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,299 ♪ I just can't wait to be a billionaire ♪ 821 00:36:06,299 --> 00:36:10,360 ♪ I been in my back end, ain't no feelings there... ♪ 822 00:36:10,136 --> 00:36:12,305 Man, I've missed this rooftop. 823 00:36:12,305 --> 00:36:14,841 The stars look much better from up here. 824 00:36:14,908 --> 00:36:17,277 [muffled] I really do think that. 825 00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:18,678 [speaks indistinctly] 826 00:36:18,778 --> 00:36:20,880 Could you please take the grills out? 827 00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:22,682 Oh, um, sorry. 828 00:36:22,782 --> 00:36:25,118 Dex, it's really good having you up here. 829 00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:28,188 I really missed you. When you were gone, 830 00:36:28,288 --> 00:36:30,423 I would look at this picture of us 831 00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:32,425 and remember all the fun times. 832 00:36:33,593 --> 00:36:34,794 I remember this day. 833 00:36:34,894 --> 00:36:36,663 We went paintballing and lost 834 00:36:36,763 --> 00:36:40,467 because we were on the same team but you shot me in the head. 835 00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:44,700 - [laughs] Fun times, man. - Mm. 836 00:36:44,170 --> 00:36:46,873 I know how busy and successful you are, 837 00:36:46,973 --> 00:36:50,143 but it means a lot that you came to see me. 838 00:36:50,877 --> 00:36:52,345 You're my best friend. 839 00:36:52,846 --> 00:36:54,414 Kind of my only friend. 840 00:36:56,683 --> 00:36:58,451 But I am a little concerned. 841 00:36:58,551 --> 00:37:01,454 You know, I think you're missing some serious opportunities. 842 00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:04,691 You should let these people open new Good Burgers. 843 00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:08,294 Or at least hear them out. I'll go with you, you know? 844 00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:10,964 Just make sure everything is cool. 845 00:37:12,165 --> 00:37:14,300 [Ed speaks indistinctly] 846 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,936 What is that? Is that a yes, is that a no? 847 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:18,805 Would you take the grills out? 848 00:37:18,905 --> 00:37:21,141 I don't have grills in my mouth. 849 00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:22,676 I just like talking silly. 850 00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:25,378 [speaking gibberish] 851 00:37:25,478 --> 00:37:28,882 But, yeah, if you want me to do it, I'll do it. 852 00:37:28,982 --> 00:37:30,717 - Really? - Yeah. 853 00:37:30,817 --> 00:37:33,653 [both speaking gibberish] 854 00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:36,790 [both singing gibberish] 855 00:37:36,890 --> 00:37:40,930 ♪ Gonna get it on the east side ♪ 856 00:37:40,193 --> 00:37:41,661 - Yeah! - That's it. 857 00:37:41,761 --> 00:37:43,830 [laughs] Dude, I'm glad you're back. 858 00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:46,132 [classical music playing] 859 00:37:48,968 --> 00:37:50,470 Mmm... 860 00:37:50,570 --> 00:37:52,572 [groans, retching] 861 00:37:55,942 --> 00:37:58,645 Oh, fellas. [chuckles] Thanks for joining me. 862 00:37:58,745 --> 00:38:02,282 - Thanks for being joined. - Thanks for buying us lunch. 863 00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:05,151 - You are paying, right? - Of course. [chuckles] 864 00:38:06,190 --> 00:38:07,287 What language is this menu in? 865 00:38:07,387 --> 00:38:09,356 Uh, you might have it upside-down. 866 00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:13,930 - So I do. - Look, I'll get to the point. 867 00:38:13,193 --> 00:38:16,363 MegaCorp understands how valuable Good Burger is. 868 00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:20,330 And if you sign this contract, uh, it... 869 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:22,802 - What are you doing? - Just reading the menu. 870 00:38:22,902 --> 00:38:24,204 What? 871 00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:26,206 You didn't have to turn upside-down. 872 00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:28,975 You could've just flipped the menu over. 873 00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:31,544 Oh, now it's all upside-down again! 874 00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:33,747 Oh, okay. Oh. 875 00:38:33,847 --> 00:38:35,915 - [Ed grunts] - Knock it off. 876 00:38:36,983 --> 00:38:38,284 Huh, much better. 877 00:38:38,284 --> 00:38:40,620 - Cool. - [Cecil chuckles] 878 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,856 Uh, now, I know you have concerns. 879 00:38:42,956 --> 00:38:44,324 I want you to understand, 880 00:38:44,424 --> 00:38:46,693 you're still going to be the face of Good Burger 881 00:38:46,793 --> 00:38:48,610 but bigger than ever. 882 00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:50,764 Ugh, but I like my face the size that it is. 883 00:38:52,298 --> 00:38:54,340 Gentlemen, have we decided? 884 00:38:54,134 --> 00:38:56,469 I'll do the fettuccini Alfredo. 885 00:38:56,569 --> 00:38:58,772 Whoa, how did you know his name was Alfredo? 886 00:38:58,872 --> 00:39:00,840 My name is Maurice. 887 00:39:00,940 --> 00:39:03,760 Alfredo is the sauce. 888 00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:05,311 - Mm. - Well, I will have 889 00:39:05,412 --> 00:39:08,480 one of whatever the most expensive thing is. 890 00:39:08,148 --> 00:39:09,983 Classy. And for you? 891 00:39:10,830 --> 00:39:11,518 Oh, I'll have a burger. 892 00:39:11,618 --> 00:39:13,453 - Would you like soup or salad? - [Ed gasps] 893 00:39:13,553 --> 00:39:16,556 A super salad? What does a super salad look like? 894 00:39:16,656 --> 00:39:17,991 What is its superpowers? 895 00:39:18,910 --> 00:39:19,759 How did it get superpowers? 896 00:39:19,859 --> 00:39:21,961 Was it bitten by a radioactive cucumber? 897 00:39:22,620 --> 00:39:24,564 [laughs] 898 00:39:24,664 --> 00:39:25,932 Salad it is. 899 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,567 Oh, cool. 900 00:39:28,101 --> 00:39:30,170 Nothing's gonna happen to the original Good Burger. 901 00:39:30,303 --> 00:39:34,740 Employees will keep their jobs. In fact... 902 00:39:34,174 --> 00:39:35,842 we're gonna give everybody raises. 903 00:39:35,942 --> 00:39:37,544 Oh, you hear that? 904 00:39:37,644 --> 00:39:40,580 This is going to be a winning situation for everybody. 905 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,883 - Would I steer you wrong? - Dex is my best friend. 906 00:39:43,983 --> 00:39:45,552 If he thinks it's right... 907 00:39:45,652 --> 00:39:48,655 I do. I think it's the right thing to do. 908 00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:50,623 Then I'll do it. Yeah. 909 00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:52,920 [laughs] 910 00:39:52,192 --> 00:39:55,950 Fantastic. All right. Let's make it official. 911 00:39:55,195 --> 00:39:57,797 All I need here is your signature 912 00:39:57,897 --> 00:39:58,898 and we good to go. 913 00:39:58,998 --> 00:40:00,767 - [Cecil laughs] - Okay. 914 00:40:00,867 --> 00:40:02,802 - Oh, yeah. - [Dex sighs] 915 00:40:02,902 --> 00:40:05,505 It is a pleasure doing business with you. 916 00:40:05,605 --> 00:40:07,440 - [chuckles] - Water? 917 00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:09,342 I think so. [grunts] 918 00:40:09,442 --> 00:40:10,577 Let me see. 919 00:40:10,677 --> 00:40:12,512 [slurping] 920 00:40:13,913 --> 00:40:16,649 Hmm? Hmm. Hmm? 921 00:40:16,716 --> 00:40:19,352 Hmm! [gargling] 922 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,592 Oh, yeah, that's water. [sighs] 923 00:40:25,692 --> 00:40:27,930 None for me, thanks. 924 00:40:27,193 --> 00:40:29,129 ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪ 925 00:40:29,229 --> 00:40:31,197 ♪ I got sun kissing on my face ♪ 926 00:40:31,297 --> 00:40:33,466 ♪ There's something about today... ♪ 927 00:40:33,566 --> 00:40:35,101 Milkshake? 928 00:40:35,201 --> 00:40:36,903 Mia. Milkshake? 929 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:41,241 They're for you. I mean, milkshake, anyone? 930 00:40:41,341 --> 00:40:43,576 You were just right here. 931 00:40:44,678 --> 00:40:46,546 - Thank you. - Thank you. 932 00:40:47,514 --> 00:40:49,820 - Okay. - I hope you enjoy it. 933 00:40:49,182 --> 00:40:52,185 [all cheering] 934 00:40:54,988 --> 00:40:57,230 We put fries in the burger piñata. 935 00:40:57,123 --> 00:40:58,858 - Very hygienic. - Yeah. 936 00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:00,293 Thanks for throwing the party. 937 00:41:00,293 --> 00:41:02,295 Uh, these are our boyfriends. 938 00:41:02,295 --> 00:41:03,830 - Kenny. - And Benny. 939 00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:05,765 [Ed] Uh, hi. 940 00:41:05,865 --> 00:41:07,300 Don't freak out, Ed. 941 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:10,370 Just smile and nod like everything isn't twice. 942 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:13,206 [Cindy & Mindy] Here's how we met. 943 00:41:13,306 --> 00:41:15,642 I was cooking, and this hottie walks in. 944 00:41:15,742 --> 00:41:16,810 I was like... [gasps]. 945 00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:18,545 He orders a Good Burger, Good Fry, 946 00:41:18,645 --> 00:41:20,313 Good Shake, Good Chili, Good Chunks. 947 00:41:20,413 --> 00:41:21,815 No! That is too much. 948 00:41:21,915 --> 00:41:25,318 I'm sorry, Ed's gotta make a little speech. Excuse us. 949 00:41:25,418 --> 00:41:28,388 [both stammer] We didn't even get to the good part! 950 00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:29,622 [sighing] 951 00:41:29,723 --> 00:41:32,559 It's a great day for Good Burger, isn't it? 952 00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:35,695 It's beautiful. It's going to be a day to remember. 953 00:41:35,795 --> 00:41:37,530 - [laughs] - That's right. 954 00:41:38,565 --> 00:41:42,302 - Hey, everybody! - [crowd cheering] 955 00:41:43,336 --> 00:41:44,571 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 956 00:41:44,671 --> 00:41:47,407 Welcome to the French-fries-ing of Good Burger. 957 00:41:47,507 --> 00:41:49,709 - Franchising! - I didn't want to do it, 958 00:41:49,809 --> 00:41:51,845 but Dex convinced me it'd be good for us. 959 00:41:51,945 --> 00:41:55,315 Guess it's true. Everybody that works at Good Burger 960 00:41:55,315 --> 00:41:56,549 is getting a raise! 961 00:41:56,649 --> 00:41:58,952 - [all cheering] - [Ed] Yay, Dex! 962 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,553 [Ed laughs] 963 00:42:00,653 --> 00:42:04,491 Yeah, I want to hear some music! Hit it, Yung Gravy! 964 00:42:04,591 --> 00:42:07,293 - You got it, baby. - [electronic pop music plays] 965 00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:10,130 ♪ Cook it up just right by my side ♪ 966 00:42:10,296 --> 00:42:11,698 ♪ We're grooving ♪ 967 00:42:11,798 --> 00:42:14,801 ♪ Saddle up, let's ride in the sky ♪ 968 00:42:14,901 --> 00:42:17,137 ♪ We're grooving ♪ 969 00:42:17,303 --> 00:42:19,506 ♪ You know I got you for life ♪ 970 00:42:19,606 --> 00:42:22,208 ♪ We sauce it up every time ♪ 971 00:42:22,308 --> 00:42:24,611 ♪ Cook it up just right by my side ♪ 972 00:42:24,711 --> 00:42:26,579 - [yawns] - ♪ It's Gravy's delight ♪ 973 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,549 So, um, I guess your mom's not coming? 974 00:42:29,649 --> 00:42:33,530 Yeah, I asked, and I think her exact words were "Hell no." 975 00:42:33,153 --> 00:42:35,288 Okay. 976 00:42:35,321 --> 00:42:38,291 Hey, Mr. Lawyer Guy! What's going on? 977 00:42:38,391 --> 00:42:41,294 I am having a blast! I'll tell you what's going on. 978 00:42:41,294 --> 00:42:45,650 Now that we own Good Burger, we're going to make changes. 979 00:42:45,165 --> 00:42:46,433 What kind of changes? 980 00:42:46,533 --> 00:42:48,668 First, we're shutting down this store. 981 00:42:48,768 --> 00:42:52,405 Oh, yeah, that's right! We're gonna party all night! 982 00:42:52,505 --> 00:42:54,541 - Shut it down! - [all chanting] Shut it down! 983 00:42:54,641 --> 00:42:57,100 Shut it down! Shut it down! 984 00:42:57,110 --> 00:42:59,913 - Shut it down! Shut it down! - You guys are hysterical! 985 00:43:00,130 --> 00:43:03,483 I don't think you understand. We're gonna close this place. 986 00:43:03,583 --> 00:43:06,386 - You're all fired. - I like that, fired! 987 00:43:06,486 --> 00:43:09,456 Fired, heh! Fired, heh! It's hot! 988 00:43:09,556 --> 00:43:12,292 We're fired, we're fired! 989 00:43:12,292 --> 00:43:15,428 Oh, whoo! Fired! Fi... 990 00:43:15,528 --> 00:43:18,980 Oh, you mean we're really fired. 991 00:43:18,198 --> 00:43:20,660 [both] We thought we were getting raises. 992 00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:22,168 I don't understand. You just said... 993 00:43:22,302 --> 00:43:24,370 Wait, relax, everybody. 994 00:43:24,137 --> 00:43:26,139 Now, we're still partners on this, 995 00:43:26,306 --> 00:43:28,800 and that is not the deal. 996 00:43:28,108 --> 00:43:30,310 We said that nobody's getting fired. 997 00:43:30,310 --> 00:43:32,512 - Yeah. - According to this contract 998 00:43:32,612 --> 00:43:35,315 you signed without reading, we can do anything. 999 00:43:35,315 --> 00:43:37,350 It also says we're not partners. 1000 00:43:37,450 --> 00:43:39,519 Matter of fact, hey... 1001 00:43:40,754 --> 00:43:44,524 you just got hustled by a real hustler, playboy. 1002 00:43:44,591 --> 00:43:45,925 Get off me. 1003 00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:47,293 [Cecil laughs] 1004 00:43:47,293 --> 00:43:49,295 And now, time for my grand speech. 1005 00:43:49,396 --> 00:43:51,531 I'm totally not having fun anymore. 1006 00:43:51,631 --> 00:43:53,867 Uh, I want to thank y'all for coming out 1007 00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:57,837 and celebrating this Good Burger's farewell party. 1008 00:43:57,937 --> 00:43:59,539 Make some noise! [laughs] 1009 00:43:59,639 --> 00:44:02,475 That's right, this location is shut down. 1010 00:44:02,575 --> 00:44:05,712 Do me a favor. My clients do not like trespassers. 1011 00:44:05,812 --> 00:44:08,515 And right now, you're all trespassers! 1012 00:44:08,615 --> 00:44:12,520 Please leave. Bye. Now! Have a nice day. 1013 00:44:12,152 --> 00:44:15,755 How are we supposed to have a nice day after what you said? 1014 00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:18,525 [crowd murmuring] 1015 00:44:20,293 --> 00:44:21,895 This is all your fault. 1016 00:44:21,995 --> 00:44:24,464 You said everything was going to be okay. 1017 00:44:24,564 --> 00:44:27,100 - [both] Well, it's not. - Hold on, hold on. 1018 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,836 They screwed me out of money, too. 1019 00:44:29,936 --> 00:44:31,404 Why would they do this? 1020 00:44:31,504 --> 00:44:33,406 Now we're all out of jobs. 1021 00:44:33,506 --> 00:44:36,760 Who's gonna hire Ruth? She's practically dead. 1022 00:44:36,176 --> 00:44:38,478 - No offense. - It's okay, sweetie. 1023 00:44:38,578 --> 00:44:41,470 My heart stopped four times this week. 1024 00:44:41,147 --> 00:44:42,782 Well, this isn't my fault. 1025 00:44:42,882 --> 00:44:46,190 You seem to have to say that an awful lot. 1026 00:44:47,870 --> 00:44:48,688 I guess my mom was right about you. 1027 00:44:48,788 --> 00:44:51,240 Mia, come... Mia! 1028 00:44:51,124 --> 00:44:52,859 Don't leave it like this, y'all. 1029 00:44:52,926 --> 00:44:55,528 Come on. I didn't know this was gonna happen. 1030 00:44:55,628 --> 00:44:57,297 - You gotta believe me. - It's okay. 1031 00:44:57,297 --> 00:44:59,699 I wish you didn't tell me to sell Good Burger. 1032 00:44:59,799 --> 00:45:02,202 You know what, you can have this photo. 1033 00:45:02,302 --> 00:45:05,380 It doesn't bring me happiness anymore. 1034 00:45:08,975 --> 00:45:10,310 This was not my fault! 1035 00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:14,948 This was all my fault! Oh, man! I saw a solution to my problems 1036 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,180 and rushed into it without even thinking. 1037 00:45:18,118 --> 00:45:20,954 [sighs] All I had to do was read the contract. 1038 00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:23,490 But I'm always looking for the quick fix... 1039 00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:25,925 - [glass shatters] - I could fix that real quick. 1040 00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:30,330 No! Oh, man, I was gonna pay my sister back! 1041 00:45:30,430 --> 00:45:33,660 And now a whole bunch of new people hate me. 1042 00:45:33,166 --> 00:45:34,467 I just don't get it. 1043 00:45:34,567 --> 00:45:37,537 MegaCorp does not need to close down Good Burger. 1044 00:45:37,637 --> 00:45:39,205 There's got to be something we can do. 1045 00:45:39,305 --> 00:45:41,408 [Ed] Tickle 'em. I'm gonna line them up 1046 00:45:41,508 --> 00:45:45,545 - and tickle 'em real good. - Ed, what are you doing? 1047 00:45:45,645 --> 00:45:47,747 Huh? I'm playing Bunny Smash. 1048 00:45:47,847 --> 00:45:49,582 Yeah, it's my favorite game. 1049 00:45:49,683 --> 00:45:51,584 You get bunnies, you tickle 'em, 1050 00:45:51,685 --> 00:45:54,421 and if they laugh, you get a carrot! 1051 00:45:54,521 --> 00:45:56,890 Ed, come on, man, focus! 1052 00:45:56,990 --> 00:45:59,325 How could you be playing a game at a time like this? 1053 00:45:59,325 --> 00:46:01,628 I'm trying not to think about Good Burger. 1054 00:46:01,728 --> 00:46:04,130 Oh, now I'm thinking about Good Burger. 1055 00:46:04,297 --> 00:46:07,167 - We gotta do something! - I know what we could do. 1056 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:10,203 We can get random celebrities, get 'em all together, 1057 00:46:10,303 --> 00:46:13,940 and have them sing a song about saving Good Burger. 1058 00:46:16,609 --> 00:46:18,111 There's a burger place... 1059 00:46:18,211 --> 00:46:20,747 ♪ On each and every street ♪ 1060 00:46:20,847 --> 00:46:23,817 ♪ But there's only one that matters ♪ 1061 00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:26,519 ♪ When you need something good to eat ♪ 1062 00:46:26,619 --> 00:46:28,788 ♪ Today is the day ♪ 1063 00:46:29,889 --> 00:46:32,425 ♪ When all dudes must unite ♪ 1064 00:46:32,525 --> 00:46:35,610 ♪ To come and dude together ♪ 1065 00:46:35,161 --> 00:46:38,732 ♪ For a cause that is just right ♪ 1066 00:46:38,832 --> 00:46:43,570 [all] ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪ 1067 00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:48,641 - Come on! - ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪ 1068 00:46:50,410 --> 00:46:53,646 - I... - Eh, I don't know. But maybe. 1069 00:46:53,747 --> 00:46:55,315 [all] ♪ You've gotta give it back now ♪ 1070 00:46:55,315 --> 00:47:00,220 ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪ 1071 00:47:01,421 --> 00:47:05,759 ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪ 1072 00:47:10,497 --> 00:47:11,765 - No, we're not gonna do that. - [sighs] 1073 00:47:11,865 --> 00:47:14,567 But we're not just gonna sit here. You know what? 1074 00:47:14,667 --> 00:47:17,737 Let's go over to MegaCorp, have a reasonable conversation, 1075 00:47:17,837 --> 00:47:19,773 and get them to change their minds, right? 1076 00:47:19,873 --> 00:47:21,441 - That's a plan. - Yeah, dude. 1077 00:47:21,541 --> 00:47:23,900 ♪ Y'all can't mess with the club ♪ 1078 00:47:23,109 --> 00:47:25,979 ♪ Club, club, club, club, club ♪ 1079 00:47:26,790 --> 00:47:27,814 ♪ Y'all can't mess with the club ♪ 1080 00:47:27,914 --> 00:47:30,784 ♪ Club, club, club, club, club ♪ 1081 00:47:30,884 --> 00:47:32,752 ♪ Y'all can't mess with the club ♪ 1082 00:47:32,852 --> 00:47:34,587 ♪ Y'all can't never understand it ♪ 1083 00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:37,230 ♪ On another level, another bandwidth ♪ 1084 00:47:37,123 --> 00:47:39,492 ♪ Oh, I'm in the club with my sandwich ♪ 1085 00:47:39,592 --> 00:47:41,728 ♪ Yo, call that a club sandwich ♪ 1086 00:47:41,828 --> 00:47:44,364 ♪ Whoo, everybody in the club know how to dance ♪ 1087 00:47:44,464 --> 00:47:47,300 ♪ I care about the music don't care about the bands ♪ 1088 00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:49,436 ♪ Not about the jelly, only eat it for the jams ♪ 1089 00:47:49,536 --> 00:47:50,437 ♪ Put the boogie in the van ♪ 1090 00:47:50,537 --> 00:47:52,138 Uh, yes, sir, howdy-doo? 1091 00:47:52,305 --> 00:47:55,308 You may go ahead and tell the head of MegaCorp 1092 00:47:55,308 --> 00:47:57,444 that Ed and Dex is here to see them. 1093 00:47:57,544 --> 00:47:59,479 You can go on ahead and let us in 1094 00:47:59,579 --> 00:48:01,848 because we are not taking no for an answer. 1095 00:48:01,948 --> 00:48:03,917 [suspenseful theme plays] 1096 00:48:05,510 --> 00:48:06,319 [phone dialing] 1097 00:48:06,319 --> 00:48:09,723 - It's Jimathy, Security. - Ed and Dex are here to see 'em. 1098 00:48:09,823 --> 00:48:13,193 - Ed and Dex are here to see you. - Demand. Not taking "no." 1099 00:48:13,326 --> 00:48:17,197 They demand to see you and will not take no for an answer. 1100 00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:22,168 Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. 1101 00:48:26,773 --> 00:48:29,175 Head on in. Go up to the top floor. 1102 00:48:29,309 --> 00:48:31,344 - Oh! Come on. - We can go in? 1103 00:48:31,444 --> 00:48:33,179 - That easy? - No! 1104 00:48:35,315 --> 00:48:38,180 You're also going to need your visitors' passes. 1105 00:48:38,118 --> 00:48:40,653 That's okay, we already have our own. 1106 00:48:40,754 --> 00:48:42,689 We already have our own. 1107 00:48:43,423 --> 00:48:45,158 Have a MegaCorp day! 1108 00:48:51,765 --> 00:48:53,733 - This is a big office. - Yeah. 1109 00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:56,936 Ed and Dex. We've been expecting you. 1110 00:48:57,370 --> 00:49:02,208 I want you to say hello to the new owner of Good Burger. 1111 00:49:06,780 --> 00:49:08,648 That's right, it's me. 1112 00:49:08,748 --> 00:49:11,151 Uh, I have no idea who you are. 1113 00:49:11,317 --> 00:49:13,753 - Yeah, you don't seem familiar. - Uh-uh. 1114 00:49:15,550 --> 00:49:16,723 Katt Bozwell. 1115 00:49:17,624 --> 00:49:18,925 - Nope. - I got nothing. 1116 00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:22,228 Well, surely you remember my older brother, Kurt. 1117 00:49:22,328 --> 00:49:25,965 He opened Mondo Burger across from Good Burger. 1118 00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:28,568 Then, thanks to you two, Mondo Burger went under. 1119 00:49:28,668 --> 00:49:30,570 And my brother went to jail. 1120 00:49:30,670 --> 00:49:32,706 Yeah, of course we remember. 1121 00:49:32,806 --> 00:49:34,341 - Hmm. - I don't. 1122 00:49:34,441 --> 00:49:37,811 You sure you're not confusing me with a different Ed 1123 00:49:37,911 --> 00:49:39,979 that worked at Good Burger across from Mondo Burger, 1124 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,160 who created a secret sauce your brother tried to steal? 1125 00:49:43,116 --> 00:49:45,485 Ed, she didn't say anything about the sauce. 1126 00:49:45,585 --> 00:49:48,188 Oh, so I do remember. 1127 00:49:48,288 --> 00:49:49,689 [Katt] You two dest... 1128 00:49:51,324 --> 00:49:52,692 - Cecil. - Huh? Oh! 1129 00:49:52,792 --> 00:49:54,794 Help me out of the egg. 1130 00:49:54,894 --> 00:49:57,970 You two destroyed my family. 1131 00:49:57,197 --> 00:50:00,633 And I've been planning my revenge ever since. 1132 00:50:00,734 --> 00:50:02,435 - It's very sweet. - [gulps] 1133 00:50:02,535 --> 00:50:03,803 I own Good Burger now. 1134 00:50:03,903 --> 00:50:05,939 We're going to open Mega Good Burgers 1135 00:50:06,390 --> 00:50:08,141 in cities all over the world. 1136 00:50:08,241 --> 00:50:11,811 Mm-hmm. From Hollywood to Hong Kong. 1137 00:50:11,911 --> 00:50:14,647 Hong Kong's not a city, it's the name of an ape. 1138 00:50:14,748 --> 00:50:16,383 Nope, that's the wrong Kong. 1139 00:50:16,483 --> 00:50:17,650 Is Wrong Kong the name of the ape? 1140 00:50:17,751 --> 00:50:19,520 - What? - King Kong. 1141 00:50:19,152 --> 00:50:21,187 - Oh, the game with the paddles? - [disgusted sigh] 1142 00:50:21,287 --> 00:50:23,857 - Ping-Pong. - Oh, the sound a doorbell makes. 1143 00:50:23,957 --> 00:50:25,258 - Ding-dong! - What? 1144 00:50:25,358 --> 00:50:27,527 Please stop! Silence. 1145 00:50:27,627 --> 00:50:28,628 [whines] 1146 00:50:29,162 --> 00:50:34,567 The point is, I'm finally living up to my family's dream. 1147 00:50:34,667 --> 00:50:37,170 But this time, it's called Mega Good Burger. 1148 00:50:37,237 --> 00:50:41,107 You didn't have to fire everybody from Good Burger. 1149 00:50:41,207 --> 00:50:43,476 Can't you consider giving their jobs back? 1150 00:50:43,576 --> 00:50:45,110 - No! - Uh-uh. 1151 00:50:45,111 --> 00:50:48,815 No, we cannot. Because we don't need you anymore. 1152 00:50:48,915 --> 00:50:51,685 We don't need any employees. That's the best part. 1153 00:50:51,785 --> 00:50:53,887 I'll explain over lunch. 1154 00:50:53,987 --> 00:50:56,456 You boys like burgers, right? 1155 00:50:57,157 --> 00:51:00,393 - [stammers] - Is lunch happening now? 1156 00:51:00,493 --> 00:51:02,362 - [Cecil] Follow her. - Okay. 1157 00:51:02,462 --> 00:51:03,930 [Katt] Open! 1158 00:51:04,397 --> 00:51:05,865 Open! 1159 00:51:06,399 --> 00:51:07,500 This way. 1160 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,736 - Sit! - [whines] 1161 00:51:11,171 --> 00:51:12,339 Who's hungry? 1162 00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:16,309 [electronic whirring, buzzing] 1163 00:51:24,351 --> 00:51:27,887 Welcome to Mega Good Burger, home of the Mega Good Burger. 1164 00:51:27,987 --> 00:51:30,323 Can I take your order? 1165 00:51:30,323 --> 00:51:31,825 Whoa! 1166 00:51:31,925 --> 00:51:34,828 It's like looking at a mirror with my picture taped on it. 1167 00:51:34,928 --> 00:51:37,970 - What? - All Mega Good Burgers 1168 00:51:37,197 --> 00:51:40,166 will be fully automated, and, as you can see, 1169 00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:42,902 Ed is still the face of Mega Good Burger. 1170 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,710 I would like one Mega Good Burger, 1171 00:51:45,171 --> 00:51:47,107 one order of Mega Good Fries, 1172 00:51:47,307 --> 00:51:49,676 and one chocolate Mega Good Shake, please. 1173 00:51:49,776 --> 00:51:53,513 One Mega Good Burger, One Mega Good Fry, 1174 00:51:53,613 --> 00:51:56,483 One Mega Good Shake. That'll be $8. 1175 00:51:56,583 --> 00:51:57,617 [chuckles] 1176 00:51:57,717 --> 00:51:59,519 - Oh. - [scanner beeping] 1177 00:51:59,619 --> 00:52:03,890 Payment accepted. Your meal will be out momentarily. 1178 00:52:03,189 --> 00:52:05,325 You can feel it when payment's accepted. 1179 00:52:05,325 --> 00:52:06,326 [chuckles] 1180 00:52:06,426 --> 00:52:09,496 - [Ed] Ooh! - [Dex] Man! Oh! 1181 00:52:09,596 --> 00:52:11,331 You put the laser on the meat. 1182 00:52:13,833 --> 00:52:15,935 [imitates machine squirting] Then the "pfft." 1183 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:17,570 - [squirting] - Ed's Sauce. 1184 00:52:17,671 --> 00:52:19,720 My Ed's Sauce. 1185 00:52:19,172 --> 00:52:21,875 - They got my sauce. - I know, that's my fault. 1186 00:52:21,975 --> 00:52:23,910 There we go, ooh! 1187 00:52:25,845 --> 00:52:27,947 - Juicy lettuce, yeah. - [Ed] Wow! 1188 00:52:30,116 --> 00:52:31,840 Yes! 1189 00:52:31,685 --> 00:52:32,819 [Dex] Okay... 1190 00:52:34,421 --> 00:52:35,755 Faster. 1191 00:52:36,322 --> 00:52:37,490 Faster. 1192 00:52:41,928 --> 00:52:43,830 - Nice. - Where-where did it go? 1193 00:52:43,930 --> 00:52:45,632 Oh, where'd it go? [chuckles] 1194 00:52:45,732 --> 00:52:47,333 [Katt laughs] 1195 00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:48,368 - Oh! - [gasps] 1196 00:52:48,468 --> 00:52:50,700 [Katt] It's there. 1197 00:52:50,170 --> 00:52:53,406 Here's your meal. Thank you for choosing Mega Good Burger. 1198 00:52:53,506 --> 00:52:54,908 I know, thank me. 1199 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,311 Wow, an efficient Ed. 1200 00:52:58,311 --> 00:52:59,846 It's like he's me. 1201 00:52:59,946 --> 00:53:01,748 But I'm me! [gasps] 1202 00:53:01,848 --> 00:53:03,450 Maybe we're both me! 1203 00:53:05,318 --> 00:53:07,954 If you're a me, when's my birthday? 1204 00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:11,524 Sorry, I do not have the answer to "when is my birthday?" 1205 00:53:11,624 --> 00:53:14,894 [laughs] Oh, whoa! I don't know when my birthday is either! 1206 00:53:14,994 --> 00:53:17,397 Wow, this is so weird, dude! 1207 00:53:17,497 --> 00:53:19,332 Ed, that is a robot you. 1208 00:53:19,332 --> 00:53:22,502 MegaCorp wants to replace everybody with Ed robots. 1209 00:53:22,602 --> 00:53:25,939 We call them Ed-amatronics. 1210 00:53:26,390 --> 00:53:28,708 It's pretty clever. I came up with it. 1211 00:53:28,808 --> 00:53:32,212 Picture it. No more annoying employees 1212 00:53:32,312 --> 00:53:35,115 with their annoying problems, like getting sick 1213 00:53:35,215 --> 00:53:38,618 or asking for a raise or, "I need to go to the bathroom." 1214 00:53:38,718 --> 00:53:41,421 Well, too bad, so sad. Not on my dime. 1215 00:53:41,521 --> 00:53:43,323 You poo on your own time! 1216 00:53:45,225 --> 00:53:48,661 Zero employees, maximum profits. 1217 00:53:50,397 --> 00:53:53,990 See? Why does everyone call you a lousy businessman? 1218 00:53:53,199 --> 00:53:56,569 - I don't get it. - Everyone thinks I'm lousy? 1219 00:53:56,670 --> 00:53:58,104 - Uh, yes. - Oh. 1220 00:53:58,204 --> 00:54:01,574 Oh, wait, I forgot. There's more. 1221 00:54:01,675 --> 00:54:03,543 - Follow me. - More? 1222 00:54:03,643 --> 00:54:04,978 [Ed grunts] 1223 00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:09,683 Welcome to the control room. 1224 00:54:09,783 --> 00:54:12,652 Okay, this is starting to feel like you're bragging now. 1225 00:54:12,752 --> 00:54:14,688 In this one room, I can manage 1226 00:54:14,788 --> 00:54:17,357 all Mega Good Burger locations at once. 1227 00:54:17,457 --> 00:54:18,925 Watch this. 1228 00:54:19,793 --> 00:54:20,960 Dallas! 1229 00:54:21,610 --> 00:54:24,364 Welcome to Mega Good Burger, yee-hoo! 1230 00:54:24,464 --> 00:54:26,900 - London. - Welcome to Mega Good Burger, 1231 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,135 - milady. - Madrid, Spain. 1232 00:54:29,235 --> 00:54:30,904 Didn't have to say the "Spain" part. 1233 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,606 Bienvenido a Mega Good Burger. 1234 00:54:33,707 --> 00:54:36,142 - Pick a place, any place. - Tokyo. 1235 00:54:36,242 --> 00:54:37,210 Tokyo! 1236 00:54:37,944 --> 00:54:41,810 [speaking in Japanese] 1237 00:54:41,181 --> 00:54:43,490 This is all pretty incredible. 1238 00:54:43,149 --> 00:54:45,452 I mean, you'll never get away with this. 1239 00:54:45,552 --> 00:54:47,320 Oh, but we will. 1240 00:54:47,420 --> 00:54:50,957 In 24 hours, our grand opening launches worldwide. 1241 00:54:51,570 --> 00:54:54,761 You know what, I'm gonna give you one last chance. 1242 00:54:54,861 --> 00:54:57,497 Give us Good Burger back, or else. 1243 00:54:58,598 --> 00:55:00,133 Or else what? 1244 00:55:00,233 --> 00:55:02,335 Um, I don't know. 1245 00:55:02,335 --> 00:55:04,700 I didn't totally think that through. 1246 00:55:04,170 --> 00:55:06,740 Oh, I think we're out of time. 1247 00:55:08,908 --> 00:55:10,377 Oh, hey, dudes. 1248 00:55:10,477 --> 00:55:12,579 Can I offer you boys a lift home 1249 00:55:12,679 --> 00:55:15,382 in one of our self-driving delivery cars? 1250 00:55:15,482 --> 00:55:16,750 That's okay. 1251 00:55:16,850 --> 00:55:17,951 - We got our own ride. - Yeah. 1252 00:55:18,510 --> 00:55:19,119 Oh, you mean this one? 1253 00:55:19,219 --> 00:55:20,920 - Pull up the car. - [chuckles] 1254 00:55:21,210 --> 00:55:22,756 - [Dex] That's it. - [Ed] Oh, yeah. 1255 00:55:22,856 --> 00:55:24,391 That's my whip, yeah. 1256 00:55:30,697 --> 00:55:32,332 [screams] No! 1257 00:55:35,135 --> 00:55:37,837 - [sobs] - You hate to see that happen. 1258 00:55:37,937 --> 00:55:39,773 Why? 1259 00:55:39,873 --> 00:55:41,174 You evil woman! 1260 00:55:41,341 --> 00:55:43,576 Maybe we should've used Burn No More. 1261 00:55:44,411 --> 00:55:47,180 You know, I think we will take that ride now. 1262 00:55:47,347 --> 00:55:48,882 That's what I thought. 1263 00:55:48,982 --> 00:55:52,352 Okay, now wait. You don't have to push me! 1264 00:55:52,452 --> 00:55:53,787 - Open door. - [Ed] Whoa! 1265 00:55:53,887 --> 00:55:55,755 [chuckles] Now, that's cool. 1266 00:55:55,855 --> 00:55:57,424 Whoa! 1267 00:55:57,524 --> 00:55:59,926 [grunts] Bye! 1268 00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:01,461 [Ed chuckles] 1269 00:56:04,798 --> 00:56:06,232 I can't believe that lady. 1270 00:56:06,332 --> 00:56:08,201 Super efficient Ed bots. 1271 00:56:08,334 --> 00:56:11,538 And her incredible technology and genius business model. 1272 00:56:11,638 --> 00:56:13,573 And this dumb, amazing, self-driving car! 1273 00:56:13,673 --> 00:56:16,142 This button makes the window go up and down. 1274 00:56:16,242 --> 00:56:17,444 All cars can do that. 1275 00:56:17,544 --> 00:56:20,113 [chuckles] Not ones that don't have windows. 1276 00:56:20,213 --> 00:56:22,115 - [tires screeching] - Oh, wait a second. 1277 00:56:22,215 --> 00:56:23,383 Why did we just turn left? 1278 00:56:23,450 --> 00:56:25,185 How does this car know where we're going? 1279 00:56:25,318 --> 00:56:27,187 The windows stopped windowing. 1280 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,723 - That's because I locked them. - Who said that? 1281 00:56:29,823 --> 00:56:32,125 - It is I, Katt. - Who? 1282 00:56:32,225 --> 00:56:35,280 Oh, really, guys? New owner of Mega Good Burger, 1283 00:56:35,128 --> 00:56:38,980 - Kurt's sister getting revenge? - Oh, that Katt. 1284 00:56:38,198 --> 00:56:40,233 I hope you're enjoying the ride. 1285 00:56:40,333 --> 00:56:41,935 It's the last one you'll take. 1286 00:56:42,350 --> 00:56:44,337 The last one in this particular vehicle, 1287 00:56:44,437 --> 00:56:48,341 or the last one as in something bad is about to happen? 1288 00:56:48,341 --> 00:56:50,110 - The second one. - [both] Oh. 1289 00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:52,120 - [beeping] - It's getting aggressive. 1290 00:56:52,112 --> 00:56:53,680 [both screaming] 1291 00:56:54,547 --> 00:56:57,500 All right, we gotta get control of it! 1292 00:56:57,150 --> 00:57:00,120 - [horn honking] - [tires screeching] 1293 00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:02,322 - [Ed] You got it! - No! Oh, no! 1294 00:57:02,322 --> 00:57:04,324 All right! I got it. 1295 00:57:04,424 --> 00:57:06,593 Oh, man, I got it. Come on! 1296 00:57:06,693 --> 00:57:07,861 [both grunting] 1297 00:57:07,961 --> 00:57:10,830 - [tires screeching] - This is hard to steer. Help me! 1298 00:57:10,930 --> 00:57:12,320 Okay! [grunts] 1299 00:57:12,132 --> 00:57:14,670 Look out! Ice cream truck! 1300 00:57:14,167 --> 00:57:15,735 Oh, construction! 1301 00:57:15,835 --> 00:57:18,138 - [both scream] - [workers gasp] 1302 00:57:20,674 --> 00:57:22,420 I'm blind! 1303 00:57:22,142 --> 00:57:23,943 [Ed] I'm gonna die! He's gonna die! 1304 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:27,113 She's gonna die! We're all gonna die! 1305 00:57:27,213 --> 00:57:28,748 [both gasping] 1306 00:57:29,683 --> 00:57:31,584 - Whoa, lady! - [both screaming] 1307 00:57:31,685 --> 00:57:32,919 [snorting] 1308 00:57:33,190 --> 00:57:34,988 Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall! 1309 00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:36,489 - [screaming] - [tires screech] 1310 00:57:37,457 --> 00:57:39,920 - [both] Whoa! - [tires screech] 1311 00:57:39,192 --> 00:57:40,794 [shouts indistinctly] 1312 00:57:43,430 --> 00:57:46,533 I got an idea. Okay, we gotta find a park. 1313 00:57:46,633 --> 00:57:48,568 This is not the time for a picnic. 1314 00:57:48,668 --> 00:57:50,537 We are trapped in an out-of-control vehicle. 1315 00:57:50,637 --> 00:57:52,339 You think I want to have a picnic?! 1316 00:57:52,339 --> 00:57:56,343 Right, we don't have a blanket. Oh, but I do have some Brie. 1317 00:57:57,143 --> 00:57:59,212 Oh! Oh, my Brie! 1318 00:57:59,346 --> 00:58:01,781 [Dex] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Look out! 1319 00:58:01,881 --> 00:58:04,217 - Whoa! Whoa! - [Ed] Okay! 1320 00:58:04,351 --> 00:58:07,554 [both screaming] 1321 00:58:08,655 --> 00:58:12,920 It's working! Let's hold it like this until it runs out of power. 1322 00:58:12,192 --> 00:58:13,927 [Ed] How long is that gonna take? 1323 00:58:14,270 --> 00:58:15,228 Depends on how much power is left. 1324 00:58:15,328 --> 00:58:18,164 Power thingie is on F for "fairly empty." 1325 00:58:18,331 --> 00:58:19,232 - No! - Huh? 1326 00:58:19,332 --> 00:58:21,534 F is for "full," Ed! 1327 00:58:21,634 --> 00:58:23,870 Oh, this is gonna take a while, dude. 1328 00:58:23,970 --> 00:58:26,406 [both screaming] 1329 00:58:30,910 --> 00:58:32,545 [both snoring] 1330 00:58:32,645 --> 00:58:34,800 Oh! 1331 00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:36,416 [both screaming] 1332 00:58:40,653 --> 00:58:42,222 [both sigh] 1333 00:58:42,322 --> 00:58:44,657 - Thank goodness that's over. - [chuckles] 1334 00:58:44,758 --> 00:58:46,192 - You okay? - Yeah. 1335 00:58:46,326 --> 00:58:47,894 Spinny thingie! 1336 00:58:47,994 --> 00:58:50,630 What's that? Where you going? 1337 00:58:50,163 --> 00:58:52,565 Haven't we spinny-thingie'd enough? 1338 00:58:52,665 --> 00:58:55,201 - [Ed] Spinny thingie! - Oh, yep, I'm gonna be sick. 1339 00:58:55,335 --> 00:58:56,903 I'm gonna be sick. 1340 00:58:59,172 --> 00:59:01,107 Good Burger was my life, Dex. 1341 00:59:01,207 --> 00:59:03,410 I can't work at another burger place. 1342 00:59:03,510 --> 00:59:05,578 There's not gonna be any. 1343 00:59:06,413 --> 00:59:08,481 Unless there's another job I can do. 1344 00:59:08,581 --> 00:59:10,183 Maybe I could be a... 1345 00:59:10,350 --> 00:59:11,685 - Heart surgeon! - [monitor beeping] 1346 00:59:11,785 --> 00:59:13,687 Whoa, this body's full of ketchup! 1347 00:59:13,787 --> 00:59:16,856 - Wait, that's not ketchup! - [flatline tone] 1348 00:59:16,956 --> 00:59:18,758 Or a world-famous opera singer. 1349 00:59:18,858 --> 00:59:21,494 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude ♪ 1350 00:59:21,594 --> 00:59:26,166 ♪ We're all dudes ♪ 1351 00:59:26,332 --> 00:59:29,335 [continues holding screeching note] 1352 00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:33,940 [gagging] 1353 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:35,175 Or a weather man. 1354 00:59:35,342 --> 00:59:36,543 All you gotta do is press the button, 1355 00:59:36,643 --> 00:59:39,446 - weather shows up behind you. - Okay, huh. 1356 00:59:40,213 --> 00:59:41,247 [both gasp] 1357 00:59:41,348 --> 00:59:43,350 - [remote beeps] - [both scream] 1358 00:59:43,350 --> 00:59:44,984 - [remote beeps] - [both gasp] 1359 00:59:45,850 --> 00:59:46,419 Or a movie star. 1360 00:59:46,519 --> 00:59:49,556 [narrator] In a world of fast-food chaos, 1361 00:59:49,656 --> 00:59:53,593 two dudes set out to cure the world's munchies 1362 00:59:53,693 --> 00:59:58,565 in Doordash Dudes 2: A Time to Deliver. 1363 00:59:59,999 --> 01:00:03,336 Gotta be honest, I don't see you as any of those things. 1364 01:00:03,436 --> 01:00:05,472 Oh, what am I gonna do? 1365 01:00:06,406 --> 01:00:09,342 What are either of us gonna do? This is messed up. 1366 01:00:09,442 --> 01:00:11,770 Yeah, but it's worse for me. 1367 01:00:11,177 --> 01:00:13,790 I have a family and mouths to feed. 1368 01:00:13,179 --> 01:00:15,248 You don't have to worry about that. 1369 01:00:15,348 --> 01:00:18,451 Your family hates you and you have stock market. 1370 01:00:18,551 --> 01:00:20,787 Well, actually, Ed, 1371 01:00:20,887 --> 01:00:23,323 I haven't been totally honest with you. 1372 01:00:23,423 --> 01:00:25,892 I'm not as successful as you think I am. 1373 01:00:26,793 --> 01:00:29,462 As a matter of fact, I lost everything. 1374 01:00:29,562 --> 01:00:33,660 I came to see you because I had nowhere else to go. 1375 01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:35,468 I knew you would help me because... 1376 01:00:35,568 --> 01:00:37,604 well, you're a good friend. 1377 01:00:37,704 --> 01:00:40,273 But I haven't been a good friend to you. 1378 01:00:40,373 --> 01:00:43,476 I'm so sorry I messed everything up. 1379 01:00:44,844 --> 01:00:46,579 But there's still time. 1380 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,815 I'm gonna get you your job back. 1381 01:00:48,915 --> 01:00:51,584 I'm gonna get everybody their jobs back. 1382 01:00:51,685 --> 01:00:53,920 Okay, well, where's he gone now? 1383 01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:55,822 Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. 1384 01:00:55,922 --> 01:00:57,900 Can I take your order? 1385 01:00:57,190 --> 01:01:00,827 - Can I take your order, doggy? - [whines, growling] 1386 01:01:00,927 --> 01:01:02,195 I'd better hurry. 1387 01:01:02,328 --> 01:01:04,330 [employees chattering indistinctly] 1388 01:01:04,431 --> 01:01:06,866 - Here you go. - [chattering continues] 1389 01:01:07,567 --> 01:01:10,537 Hey, everybody! I'm glad you could all make it. 1390 01:01:10,637 --> 01:01:13,340 I can't believe you got Good Burger to give us our jobs back. 1391 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,108 - [chuckles] - [both] We're so excited. 1392 01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:18,345 Hearing I got my job back makes me feel much better. 1393 01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:19,946 I thought I'd never see Mia again. 1394 01:01:20,460 --> 01:01:22,849 I-I mean, see any of you again. 1395 01:01:22,949 --> 01:01:25,752 - You guys are like family. - [all] Aw... 1396 01:01:25,852 --> 01:01:28,888 Well, uh, I have something I need to tell you all. 1397 01:01:28,988 --> 01:01:32,792 - We don't have our jobs back. - [both] Are you kidding? 1398 01:01:32,892 --> 01:01:35,562 - But you just said that... - You literally just called 1399 01:01:35,662 --> 01:01:38,131 - and said we had our jobs back. - Yeah. 1400 01:01:38,231 --> 01:01:39,833 Hey, everybody. 1401 01:01:39,933 --> 01:01:42,669 I asked Ed to get you here so we could talk. 1402 01:01:43,903 --> 01:01:46,706 I didn't know he was going to mention your jobs. 1403 01:01:46,806 --> 01:01:48,575 I thought he'd say something like, 1404 01:01:48,675 --> 01:01:50,677 "Want to come play Bunny Smash?" 1405 01:01:50,777 --> 01:01:54,180 Or, "Y'all want to hang out 'cause we're still friends?" 1406 01:01:54,347 --> 01:01:56,750 [both] We don't want to talk to you. 1407 01:01:57,450 --> 01:01:58,885 I know I messed up. 1408 01:01:58,985 --> 01:02:00,820 I'm truly sorry. I'm gonna prove it. 1409 01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:02,789 But this is bigger than Good Burger. 1410 01:02:02,889 --> 01:02:05,250 This is about millions of fast-food workers 1411 01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:07,660 all over the world. We have to do something. 1412 01:02:07,761 --> 01:02:08,862 Yeah. 1413 01:02:09,562 --> 01:02:11,364 - Yes, Mr. Jensen? - To be clear, 1414 01:02:11,464 --> 01:02:13,967 - we don't have our jobs back? - Sadly, no. 1415 01:02:14,670 --> 01:02:15,735 But Ed and I have a plan. 1416 01:02:15,835 --> 01:02:17,604 We're gonna get Good Burger back. 1417 01:02:17,704 --> 01:02:20,206 And to do that, we're gonna take down MegaCorp. 1418 01:02:20,340 --> 01:02:21,708 We just need some help. 1419 01:02:21,808 --> 01:02:23,677 - [both] Nope. - We're supposed to believe 1420 01:02:23,777 --> 01:02:25,945 you care about people other than yourself? 1421 01:02:26,460 --> 01:02:27,814 Sorry, we're not buying it. 1422 01:02:27,914 --> 01:02:29,490 I'm going home. 1423 01:02:33,453 --> 01:02:34,554 [door closes] 1424 01:02:35,422 --> 01:02:37,223 [grunting softly] 1425 01:02:37,357 --> 01:02:39,250 Mom, I'm home! 1426 01:02:40,860 --> 01:02:42,762 You're sleeping in the tub tonight. 1427 01:02:43,430 --> 01:02:46,660 - Guys, let's go. - Hey, wait, wait, wait. 1428 01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:48,601 - I have something to say. - Huh? 1429 01:02:49,102 --> 01:02:50,537 We can't give up. 1430 01:02:51,571 --> 01:02:53,540 [triumphant theme plays] 1431 01:02:59,379 --> 01:03:01,915 Uh, is that it, Ed? 1432 01:03:03,550 --> 01:03:05,518 [music swells] 1433 01:03:11,991 --> 01:03:13,226 Mmm! 1434 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:23,136 You know what, Ed is right. 1435 01:03:23,770 --> 01:03:26,339 - We can't give up. - We're a family. 1436 01:03:26,906 --> 01:03:29,209 [both] We're not going down without a fight! 1437 01:03:29,342 --> 01:03:30,744 Great speech, Dad! 1438 01:03:30,844 --> 01:03:31,878 [grunts] 1439 01:03:31,978 --> 01:03:34,247 Y'all got all of that from what Ed said? 1440 01:03:34,347 --> 01:03:35,915 - Yeah, pretty much. - Yeah. 1441 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:36,716 Motivation. 1442 01:03:36,816 --> 01:03:38,718 So, Dex, what's your plan? 1443 01:03:39,419 --> 01:03:41,654 Oh, okay, great. Yeah, um, ahem. 1444 01:03:41,755 --> 01:03:44,657 All right, well, tonight 50 Good Burgers 1445 01:03:44,758 --> 01:03:47,861 are going to be opening in cities across the world. 1446 01:03:47,961 --> 01:03:50,130 Now, MegaCorp relies on its technology 1447 01:03:50,230 --> 01:03:52,198 to set themselves apart from the competition. 1448 01:03:52,332 --> 01:03:55,769 We destroy the technology, we destroy MegaCorp. 1449 01:03:55,869 --> 01:03:59,390 We destroy MegaCorp, we get Good Burger back. 1450 01:03:59,139 --> 01:04:02,475 Look, this is MegaCorp's headquarters. 1451 01:04:02,575 --> 01:04:05,412 We need to get into their control room 1452 01:04:05,512 --> 01:04:07,681 so that Mia, our computer genius, 1453 01:04:07,781 --> 01:04:11,618 can get into their master server and disable the robots. 1454 01:04:11,718 --> 01:04:13,353 - Oh, wait... - [both] Robots? 1455 01:04:13,453 --> 01:04:15,522 - Real robots? - What robots? 1456 01:04:15,622 --> 01:04:16,990 - I might need to back up. - [door opens] 1457 01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:21,628 [panting] I-I came as fast as I could. 1458 01:04:21,728 --> 01:04:24,197 Thanks for getting us our jobs back, Ed! 1459 01:04:25,532 --> 01:04:26,366 Well... 1460 01:04:26,466 --> 01:04:28,201 [indistinct chattering] 1461 01:04:29,369 --> 01:04:32,339 [reporter] I'm at the grand opening of Mega Good Burger. 1462 01:04:32,339 --> 01:04:33,840 Ms. Bozwell, your thoughts? 1463 01:04:33,940 --> 01:04:38,780 Very soon, my family's dream of global fast-food dominance 1464 01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:39,446 will be a reality. 1465 01:04:39,546 --> 01:04:41,781 [softly] And so will sweet, sweet revenge. 1466 01:04:41,881 --> 01:04:44,584 Did you just say "sweet, sweet revenge"? 1467 01:04:44,684 --> 01:04:46,219 No, I didn't. 1468 01:04:46,353 --> 01:04:47,520 You just said that. 1469 01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:49,556 [scoffs, then chuckles] 1470 01:04:49,656 --> 01:04:52,225 [stammering] Ye-yeah. Yes, Peggy? 1471 01:04:52,359 --> 01:04:55,462 We are at the grand opening of Mega Good Burger. 1472 01:04:55,562 --> 01:04:57,970 Where do you think you're going? 1473 01:04:57,197 --> 01:04:58,865 Uh, we're a news crew 1474 01:04:58,965 --> 01:05:02,569 following a very important news story for our news program. 1475 01:05:02,669 --> 01:05:03,970 Uh, yes, and, um, I have 1476 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:06,840 this brand-new animatronic server bot 1477 01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:08,641 that needs to get in the restaurant, stat, 1478 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:10,543 and switch out the faulty one that's in there 1479 01:05:10,643 --> 01:05:12,545 and replace it with this new one. 1480 01:05:12,645 --> 01:05:15,181 [Jimathy] I've never seen one up close. 1481 01:05:17,350 --> 01:05:18,651 Wow, they look real. 1482 01:05:23,356 --> 01:05:24,357 Feel real. 1483 01:05:25,358 --> 01:05:26,726 [sniffs] 1484 01:05:26,826 --> 01:05:28,928 - Even smell real. - Hmm. 1485 01:05:30,630 --> 01:05:31,631 Why would you put a booger in its nose? 1486 01:05:31,731 --> 01:05:34,167 Stop touching the merchandise. It's delicate. 1487 01:05:34,367 --> 01:05:37,604 - We need to get inside. - You need to show me ID first. 1488 01:05:37,704 --> 01:05:40,173 - ID? ID? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1489 01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:43,376 Mega Good Burger is opening in less than an hour, 1490 01:05:43,476 --> 01:05:46,813 and it cannot open properly if this robot is not in place. 1491 01:05:46,913 --> 01:05:50,500 And you're asking about an ID? Do you have an ID? 1492 01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:52,218 Everybody's gonna want to know the name of the dummy 1493 01:05:52,352 --> 01:05:54,621 who held up opening Mega Good Burger! 1494 01:05:54,721 --> 01:05:56,890 There's no need for that. Come on in. 1495 01:05:56,990 --> 01:05:58,758 - Have a MegaCorp day. - Thank you. You, too. 1496 01:05:58,858 --> 01:06:00,827 - [Jensen] Let's go. - Whoa, not you. 1497 01:06:00,927 --> 01:06:02,729 Press entrance is on the other side. 1498 01:06:02,829 --> 01:06:04,464 - But, uh... - [mocking] "But, uh..." 1499 01:06:04,564 --> 01:06:06,566 - "Bu, bu." - [Jimathy] Other side! 1500 01:06:07,267 --> 01:06:11,710 Well, uh, we have been denied entry to the building! 1501 01:06:11,171 --> 01:06:14,641 We are being escorted out by security! 1502 01:06:15,575 --> 01:06:18,345 Well, what do we do now? Oh, control room! 1503 01:06:19,145 --> 01:06:21,915 - Mr. Jensen, can you hear me? - What are we gonna do? 1504 01:06:22,150 --> 01:06:24,684 You were supposed to get everyone out. 1505 01:06:24,784 --> 01:06:26,553 Hey, stop right there! 1506 01:06:26,653 --> 01:06:28,154 Stay perfectly still. 1507 01:06:30,623 --> 01:06:33,159 - Is there a problem? - Oh, yeah. 1508 01:06:34,594 --> 01:06:38,310 You're going the wrong way. The restaurant's thataway. 1509 01:06:38,131 --> 01:06:41,000 Oh, well, that is a horrible blunder. 1510 01:06:41,101 --> 01:06:43,360 [Mia] Thank you for pointing us in the right direction. 1511 01:06:43,136 --> 01:06:45,672 You should probably get back to your station. 1512 01:06:45,772 --> 01:06:47,340 Nonsense, I'll take you there. 1513 01:06:47,340 --> 01:06:50,443 Like you said, this is way too important. 1514 01:06:50,543 --> 01:06:52,779 - We did say that, didn't we? - We did. 1515 01:06:52,879 --> 01:06:55,348 - Follow me. - Okey dokey. 1516 01:06:57,684 --> 01:06:58,985 We got caught. 1517 01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:01,354 Okay, we'll try and find another way in. 1518 01:07:01,354 --> 01:07:04,424 Try? Mr. Jensen, please tell me you got this. 1519 01:07:05,525 --> 01:07:06,459 All right. 1520 01:07:08,561 --> 01:07:09,496 I've got this. 1521 01:07:11,431 --> 01:07:12,899 Let's get Ruth and Ed 2. 1522 01:07:12,999 --> 01:07:14,367 [both] Okay, boss. 1523 01:07:15,201 --> 01:07:19,172 Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what time it is? 1524 01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:21,741 It's show time! Hit it! 1525 01:07:22,642 --> 01:07:24,377 - ["Fireball" by Pitbull plays] - [grunts] 1526 01:07:24,477 --> 01:07:26,780 [crowd gasping] 1527 01:07:27,614 --> 01:07:29,150 [Ed 2 laughs] 1528 01:07:29,516 --> 01:07:31,384 - ♪ Fireball ♪ - ♪ I saw, I came, I conquered ♪ 1529 01:07:31,484 --> 01:07:33,386 ♪ Or should I say I saw, I conquered, I came ♪ 1530 01:07:33,486 --> 01:07:35,822 ♪ They say the chico on fire and he's no liar ♪ 1531 01:07:35,922 --> 01:07:38,191 ♪ While y'all slippin' he runnin' the game... ♪ 1532 01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:40,930 - [Ed 2 chuckles] - [crowd exclaims] 1533 01:07:41,361 --> 01:07:42,796 [all cheering] 1534 01:07:42,896 --> 01:07:45,565 Whee! Whee! 1535 01:07:45,665 --> 01:07:48,368 Whee! Ooh! 1536 01:07:56,743 --> 01:07:59,412 I-I think they're about to do the finale. 1537 01:07:59,512 --> 01:08:00,947 That's gonna be amazing! 1538 01:08:01,470 --> 01:08:02,749 ♪ Sticks and stones may break my bones ♪ 1539 01:08:02,849 --> 01:08:04,684 ♪ But I don't care what y'all say ♪ 1540 01:08:04,784 --> 01:08:06,853 ♪ 'Cause as the world turns, y'all boys gonna learn ♪ 1541 01:08:06,953 --> 01:08:08,621 ♪ That this chico right here don't play ♪ 1542 01:08:08,722 --> 01:08:10,890 ♪ That boy's from the bottom, bottom of the map ♪ 1543 01:08:10,990 --> 01:08:13,460 ♪ M-I-A, USA I gave Suzie a little pat ♪ 1544 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,462 ♪ Up on the booty, and she turned around and said ♪ 1545 01:08:15,562 --> 01:08:16,496 ♪ Walk this way ♪ 1546 01:08:16,596 --> 01:08:18,310 [all cheering] 1547 01:08:19,799 --> 01:08:22,936 Just stay calm and be still. 1548 01:08:26,973 --> 01:08:30,777 Oh! Just got to fix one last little flabber-jabber here. 1549 01:08:30,877 --> 01:08:32,979 Just need to do some screwdrivering. 1550 01:08:33,790 --> 01:08:35,382 Thank you for showing us the right place. 1551 01:08:35,482 --> 01:08:36,850 No prob. 1552 01:08:36,950 --> 01:08:39,586 - [laughs] - Nope. [laughs] 1553 01:08:39,686 --> 01:08:41,210 [both laugh] 1554 01:08:42,188 --> 01:08:44,858 - What's so funny? - I was just thinking about 1555 01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:47,660 - "screwdrivers" is a funny word. - [laughs] 1556 01:08:47,761 --> 01:08:50,630 - That's so funny. - Right? [laughs] 1557 01:08:50,730 --> 01:08:52,999 I never thought about it like that. 1558 01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:55,535 It is pretty funny. 1559 01:08:56,403 --> 01:08:57,671 Screwdriver! 1560 01:08:57,771 --> 01:09:00,740 [laughs] A screw can't drive! 1561 01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,743 [all laughing] 1562 01:09:03,843 --> 01:09:05,712 - [sighs] That was close. - Finally. 1563 01:09:05,812 --> 01:09:07,747 I thought I was gonna fart the whole time. 1564 01:09:07,847 --> 01:09:09,649 Ew! Okay, we just need... 1565 01:09:09,749 --> 01:09:11,351 [ominous theme plays] 1566 01:09:11,351 --> 01:09:12,952 Oh, just... 1567 01:09:13,530 --> 01:09:15,622 - What do I do now? - Mess up orders or something! 1568 01:09:15,722 --> 01:09:17,230 Oh, but I'm nervous! 1569 01:09:17,123 --> 01:09:20,600 Paris, check. Tokyo, check. 1570 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,962 London, check. Berlin, check. 1571 01:09:23,630 --> 01:09:25,432 - The countdown is in about... - Hey, guys. 1572 01:09:25,532 --> 01:09:28,234 Here's the radioactive material you ordered. 1573 01:09:28,368 --> 01:09:30,870 - We didn't ask for that. - That looks dangerous. 1574 01:09:30,970 --> 01:09:32,739 - Get that out of here. - Excuse me. 1575 01:09:32,839 --> 01:09:34,908 - Oh! Oh, no! - [liquid sizzling] 1576 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,177 Radioactive material's getting all over! 1577 01:09:37,344 --> 01:09:41,848 I'm so sorry. I was just looking for the bathroom. I got it. 1578 01:09:41,948 --> 01:09:44,484 Don't touch that! Don't breathe that in! 1579 01:09:44,584 --> 01:09:46,986 [coughing] Too late. 1580 01:09:47,870 --> 01:09:49,222 Don't... feel good. 1581 01:09:49,956 --> 01:09:52,158 - What's in that stuff? - She'll be all right. 1582 01:09:52,258 --> 01:09:56,296 [coughing] Um, actually, my face kind of hurts. 1583 01:09:56,396 --> 01:09:58,898 Anyone know where the nurse's office is? 1584 01:09:58,998 --> 01:10:00,467 - No. - Whoa. 1585 01:10:00,567 --> 01:10:02,569 - No! No! - Whoa! 1586 01:10:02,669 --> 01:10:04,237 No! No! 1587 01:10:04,337 --> 01:10:07,607 Is it that way? Oh, I'll follow you. 1588 01:10:07,707 --> 01:10:10,343 - I'll follow you. - [all laughing] 1589 01:10:10,443 --> 01:10:12,120 Control room secured! 1590 01:10:12,112 --> 01:10:14,514 - [whispering] Shoot! - Mia? 1591 01:10:14,614 --> 01:10:17,500 I don't know what's happening, but I'm excited. 1592 01:10:17,150 --> 01:10:18,785 - You in a bad mood? - I'm happy. 1593 01:10:18,885 --> 01:10:20,920 Oh. That's what it looks like. All right. 1594 01:10:21,210 --> 01:10:23,523 Okay, when I give the word, 1595 01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:25,458 we will unlock the doors. 1596 01:10:25,558 --> 01:10:29,929 And I'm going to order the first official Mega Good Burger 1597 01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:31,798 of the new fast-food era 1598 01:10:31,898 --> 01:10:34,300 from this magnificent 1599 01:10:34,401 --> 01:10:37,170 - technological marvel. - [groaning softly] 1600 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,908 You're going to change the world, my friend. 1601 01:10:44,244 --> 01:10:46,179 Uh, no. 1602 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:48,815 - [Dex] Run! - Get them! 1603 01:10:48,915 --> 01:10:50,617 [Cecil] It's a security breach! 1604 01:10:51,351 --> 01:10:53,453 [Cecil] We've got a security breach! 1605 01:10:53,553 --> 01:10:55,655 Are you serious? 1606 01:10:55,755 --> 01:10:57,424 We got a security breach! 1607 01:10:57,524 --> 01:11:00,427 That's why I take the batteries out of my walkie. 1608 01:11:00,527 --> 01:11:02,529 Ugh! Did you fart? 1609 01:11:02,629 --> 01:11:03,730 - No! - No, it was him. 1610 01:11:03,830 --> 01:11:05,665 I don't know what to do! 1611 01:11:05,765 --> 01:11:08,340 [stammering] 1612 01:11:08,168 --> 01:11:10,360 [grunting] 1613 01:11:10,136 --> 01:11:12,372 [yelling] 1614 01:11:12,472 --> 01:11:14,140 - [panting] - Whoa, dude! 1615 01:11:14,140 --> 01:11:16,710 - Good thinking, Ed! - [groans] 1616 01:11:17,510 --> 01:11:20,146 [laughing] 1617 01:11:21,314 --> 01:11:22,150 Whoo! 1618 01:11:22,148 --> 01:11:24,751 You're ruining my outfit! 1619 01:11:24,851 --> 01:11:26,820 [all stammering, panting] 1620 01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:29,322 Watch the butter! You're getting it everywhere. 1621 01:11:29,422 --> 01:11:32,425 - It's on my shoes, so slippery! - [Ed] Sorry, dude! 1622 01:11:32,525 --> 01:11:35,295 [panting] 1623 01:11:37,831 --> 01:11:39,165 [both gasp] 1624 01:11:39,165 --> 01:11:40,467 Run! 1625 01:11:41,368 --> 01:11:43,136 I'm going up after them. 1626 01:11:44,137 --> 01:11:46,673 Forget it. I'm going down after them. 1627 01:11:47,374 --> 01:11:50,143 ["Hamburger Cheeseburger" by Third Trace playing] 1628 01:12:03,656 --> 01:12:05,759 Oh. Mia, we found the control room. 1629 01:12:05,859 --> 01:12:08,628 This isn't the control room, it's just a sign. 1630 01:12:08,728 --> 01:12:10,163 - Come on! - Okay! All right. 1631 01:12:18,138 --> 01:12:20,600 Mr. Jensen did it! Good job, man. 1632 01:12:20,140 --> 01:12:22,308 [Dex] Mia. Mia, you there? 1633 01:12:23,143 --> 01:12:24,477 I'm here. I got away. 1634 01:12:24,577 --> 01:12:25,979 - For now. - I'm not surprised. 1635 01:12:26,146 --> 01:12:29,149 You were always the quickest kid on the playground. 1636 01:12:29,149 --> 01:12:32,520 - So, where are you? - Where they cut the potatoes? 1637 01:12:32,152 --> 01:12:34,721 Potato room? We're in the control room. What do we do? 1638 01:12:34,821 --> 01:12:36,956 Go to the advanced system preferences 1639 01:12:37,570 --> 01:12:38,958 and find the master grid subfolder. 1640 01:12:39,590 --> 01:12:41,394 Master grid subfolder, okay. 1641 01:12:41,494 --> 01:12:44,998 Whoa, okay, there's a lot of files here. 1642 01:12:45,165 --> 01:12:47,967 Delete just the files with "/energy" in the name. 1643 01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:50,904 - This'll disable all the power... - [machine rumbling] 1644 01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:52,372 [sighs] Ow. 1645 01:12:52,472 --> 01:12:55,442 - You okay? What's going on? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1646 01:12:55,542 --> 01:12:56,910 [alarm blaring] 1647 01:12:58,278 --> 01:12:59,212 [gasps] 1648 01:13:01,748 --> 01:13:03,490 [gasping] 1649 01:13:11,891 --> 01:13:13,860 Help! Help! 1650 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:15,428 - [Mia screams] - Did she say "help"? 1651 01:13:15,528 --> 01:13:18,631 - Sounded like she said "snelp." - "Snelp" is not a word. 1652 01:13:18,732 --> 01:13:21,167 Mia! Did you say "snelp" or "help"? 1653 01:13:21,267 --> 01:13:23,370 I gotta go! You know what to do? 1654 01:13:23,470 --> 01:13:24,804 Uh, delete the files. 1655 01:13:24,904 --> 01:13:26,806 Just the ones that say "/energy." 1656 01:13:26,906 --> 01:13:28,274 Okay. 1657 01:13:29,242 --> 01:13:31,244 Mia, did you say "snelp" or "help"? 1658 01:13:31,344 --> 01:13:32,712 Help! 1659 01:13:32,812 --> 01:13:34,814 Whoa! Potato room! 1660 01:13:34,914 --> 01:13:36,160 Oh, Mia! 1661 01:13:36,149 --> 01:13:38,251 Help, Uncle Dex! 1662 01:13:39,719 --> 01:13:41,221 I can't get through! 1663 01:13:42,655 --> 01:13:43,556 Help! 1664 01:13:45,392 --> 01:13:46,659 No! Help me! 1665 01:13:48,795 --> 01:13:51,531 - [grunting] - [Mia gasps] 1666 01:13:52,165 --> 01:13:53,566 [screaming] 1667 01:13:54,901 --> 01:13:55,769 Push, Uncle Dex! 1668 01:13:55,869 --> 01:13:58,400 I got you, I got you! 1669 01:13:59,172 --> 01:14:00,573 [machine powering down] 1670 01:14:01,608 --> 01:14:03,430 You saved me. 1671 01:14:03,610 --> 01:14:04,711 Yeah, I did. 1672 01:14:05,412 --> 01:14:09,149 How did you know the tray would stop the slicer? 1673 01:14:09,883 --> 01:14:11,184 I didn't. 1674 01:14:12,952 --> 01:14:15,989 - [door opens] - [footsteps approaching] 1675 01:14:17,424 --> 01:14:20,727 So, you thought you'd try to ruin my big night, huh? 1676 01:14:21,327 --> 01:14:24,464 Um, yep, that was kind of the idea. 1677 01:14:24,564 --> 01:14:26,700 [mocking] "That was kind of the idea." 1678 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:28,868 Help me help you. Hey. 1679 01:14:28,968 --> 01:14:31,271 Um, he's hurt. He fell in butter. 1680 01:14:31,371 --> 01:14:33,206 Boss! 1681 01:14:33,306 --> 01:14:36,176 I'm gonna need a raise, 'cause there's been a breach 1682 01:14:36,276 --> 01:14:38,144 - in the main control room. - What? 1683 01:14:38,144 --> 01:14:41,181 It wasn't our fault. In our defense, we were tricked. 1684 01:14:41,281 --> 01:14:44,918 No, no. We were being cautious. There was a tiny science man 1685 01:14:45,180 --> 01:14:47,153 - with freaky fluids. - I don't care. 1686 01:14:47,153 --> 01:14:49,556 - Who's up there right now? - Well, um... 1687 01:14:50,256 --> 01:14:52,959 - no one. - Okay, I need you to find Cecil 1688 01:14:53,590 --> 01:14:54,494 and get up there right now. 1689 01:14:54,594 --> 01:14:58,198 We go live in five minutes all over the world! 1690 01:14:58,298 --> 01:15:01,267 - Five minutes, five minutes! Go! - Got it. Got it. 1691 01:15:01,368 --> 01:15:02,736 Thank you. 1692 01:15:02,836 --> 01:15:04,404 What are we gonna do with these two? 1693 01:15:04,504 --> 01:15:06,973 Uh, we can just see ourselves out. 1694 01:15:07,730 --> 01:15:09,509 No. Take them with you. 1695 01:15:10,430 --> 01:15:11,911 They can have two front-row seats 1696 01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:14,347 to watch my dreams come true. 1697 01:15:14,447 --> 01:15:17,217 And watch their dreams being crushed. 1698 01:15:17,317 --> 01:15:18,151 Oh. 1699 01:15:18,151 --> 01:15:19,486 [computer bleeping] 1700 01:15:19,586 --> 01:15:21,388 - All right. - Ed! 1701 01:15:21,488 --> 01:15:22,489 Yeah, almost done! 1702 01:15:22,589 --> 01:15:26,292 Yeah, tickle 'em! Tickle' em good! Yeah. 1703 01:15:26,860 --> 01:15:28,280 [grunts] 1704 01:15:28,161 --> 01:15:30,163 - Ooh, is that Bunny Smash? - [Ed chuckles] 1705 01:15:30,163 --> 01:15:33,433 - You get to where bunnies fly... - Hey, goon, focus! 1706 01:15:34,601 --> 01:15:36,970 Huh? What? Okay, okay. All right, I'm going. 1707 01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:38,304 Ow! 1708 01:15:39,673 --> 01:15:41,410 Okay, okay, yeah. 1709 01:15:41,174 --> 01:15:43,143 No, no. No, no, no. No, no... 1710 01:15:43,176 --> 01:15:45,145 No, no. No. Oh, no. We're fine. 1711 01:15:45,145 --> 01:15:46,379 - We're good. - Everything's fine. 1712 01:15:46,479 --> 01:15:48,915 [Cecil] Great. We're live in 60 seconds. 1713 01:15:49,150 --> 01:15:50,684 You hear that? 60 seconds. 1714 01:15:50,784 --> 01:15:53,153 [laughs] 1715 01:15:53,253 --> 01:15:56,156 Ed, you didn't delete any of the files? 1716 01:15:57,157 --> 01:15:58,291 [Ed grunts] 1717 01:15:59,826 --> 01:16:02,662 Mia! Mia, do you read me? Mia? 1718 01:16:02,762 --> 01:16:04,664 Yeah, she's still not answering. 1719 01:16:04,764 --> 01:16:06,166 Think they got to the computers? 1720 01:16:06,166 --> 01:16:07,767 - [fanfare plays] - [Katt] Good evening. 1721 01:16:07,867 --> 01:16:11,871 I'm Katt Bozwell, and welcome to the most monumental event 1722 01:16:11,971 --> 01:16:13,740 in the history of fast food. 1723 01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:15,375 [crowd cheering] 1724 01:16:17,177 --> 01:16:18,545 When I press this button, 1725 01:16:18,645 --> 01:16:21,348 all Mega Good Burger locations around the world 1726 01:16:21,448 --> 01:16:24,451 will officially be open for business. 1727 01:16:24,551 --> 01:16:27,287 - Are you ready? - [all cheering] 1728 01:16:30,657 --> 01:16:31,658 [mock gasps] 1729 01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:35,762 - [fireworks whistling, popping] - [crowd exclaiming] 1730 01:16:37,297 --> 01:16:39,320 I did it! 1731 01:16:39,165 --> 01:16:40,500 I mean, we did it. 1732 01:16:45,338 --> 01:16:46,740 Come on in. 1733 01:16:47,340 --> 01:16:48,575 Whoo! Okay. 1734 01:16:48,675 --> 01:16:50,643 I will now place 1735 01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:54,147 the first order of the new fast-food era. 1736 01:16:54,147 --> 01:16:55,348 Here we go. 1737 01:16:56,750 --> 01:17:00,153 Welcome to Mega Good Burger, home of the Mega Good Burger. 1738 01:17:00,253 --> 01:17:02,155 Can I take your order? 1739 01:17:02,255 --> 01:17:03,857 Why, yes, you can. 1740 01:17:03,957 --> 01:17:05,992 I would like one Mega Good Burger 1741 01:17:06,159 --> 01:17:07,861 and one Mega Good Fry. 1742 01:17:08,428 --> 01:17:12,899 One Mega Good Burger, One Mega Good Fry coming up. 1743 01:17:12,999 --> 01:17:14,401 [electronic pop music plays] 1744 01:17:26,179 --> 01:17:27,380 And there it is. 1745 01:17:31,951 --> 01:17:33,687 Here's your burger. 1746 01:17:33,787 --> 01:17:35,355 [giggles softly] 1747 01:17:36,156 --> 01:17:37,557 [crowd gasps] 1748 01:17:38,391 --> 01:17:39,793 - Oh! - [Mia laughs] 1749 01:17:42,362 --> 01:17:43,763 Just opening-night jitters. 1750 01:17:43,863 --> 01:17:46,266 - [Katt chuckling] - Here's your fries. 1751 01:17:46,366 --> 01:17:48,702 - [crowd gasping] - [exhales sharply] 1752 01:17:50,270 --> 01:17:52,806 - [whispers] What are you doing? - [whirring] 1753 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:57,177 ["Hit 'Em With the Sauce" by Jay Levels playing] 1754 01:17:57,744 --> 01:17:59,279 ♪ Hit 'em with the sauce ♪ 1755 01:17:59,379 --> 01:18:00,814 [all exclaiming] 1756 01:18:00,914 --> 01:18:02,849 [Katt] Oh, wait! Wait! 1757 01:18:02,949 --> 01:18:05,510 Wait! Stop! 1758 01:18:05,151 --> 01:18:07,454 Would you like a Mega Good Shake with that? 1759 01:18:08,722 --> 01:18:09,656 No! 1760 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,763 Oh! What is happening?! 1761 01:18:16,863 --> 01:18:20,233 - Okay, what is happening? - Instead of deleting the files, 1762 01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:22,202 I just reprogrammed it 1763 01:18:22,302 --> 01:18:24,704 so everything would go wackadoo all over the world, 1764 01:18:24,804 --> 01:18:26,406 - in every location. - [arguing indistinctly] 1765 01:18:26,506 --> 01:18:27,741 - [bell tolls] - [screams] 1766 01:18:27,841 --> 01:18:30,176 Hello, may I have one Good Burger, please? 1767 01:18:30,276 --> 01:18:32,212 You're a nitwit, he's a nitwit, 1768 01:18:32,312 --> 01:18:35,348 she's a nitwit, you're all nitwits! 1769 01:18:35,448 --> 01:18:36,683 That's not very nice. 1770 01:18:36,783 --> 01:18:38,184 Goodbye, nitwit. 1771 01:18:38,284 --> 01:18:39,352 Yee-haw! 1772 01:18:39,452 --> 01:18:40,987 [crowd clamoring] 1773 01:18:44,924 --> 01:18:46,426 [Wilma] Control-alt-delete. 1774 01:18:46,526 --> 01:18:48,795 - It's too much. - Got to do something! 1775 01:18:48,895 --> 01:18:50,563 [alert blaring] 1776 01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:53,833 ♪ Hit 'em with the sauce ♪ 1777 01:18:59,939 --> 01:19:01,574 Make it stop! Make it stop! 1778 01:19:01,675 --> 01:19:03,176 We're trying. Nothing's working! 1779 01:19:03,176 --> 01:19:05,378 - Try! Do something! - No! No! I'm done. 1780 01:19:05,478 --> 01:19:08,480 - I'm done. - No, come back here! 1781 01:19:08,181 --> 01:19:09,549 Okay, it's on you. 1782 01:19:09,649 --> 01:19:11,317 - You can do it. - I'm also done. 1783 01:19:11,418 --> 01:19:12,952 Where you going? What? 1784 01:19:13,530 --> 01:19:16,322 I'm gonna lose everything! My Lamborghini, my house! 1785 01:19:16,423 --> 01:19:18,224 Goons, goons! Help me, goons! 1786 01:19:18,324 --> 01:19:19,993 - No! - Uh-uh. I'm out of here! 1787 01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:22,862 Help, don't run! Help, don't run! 1788 01:19:24,898 --> 01:19:27,333 It's over. We're ruined. 1789 01:19:28,201 --> 01:19:29,869 Forget this. I quit. 1790 01:19:30,470 --> 01:19:32,639 You win! You can have Good Burger back. 1791 01:19:32,739 --> 01:19:33,540 - Yes! - Yeah! 1792 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,675 - We did it! - Aw, man! 1793 01:19:36,876 --> 01:19:38,110 Please don't leave! 1794 01:19:38,111 --> 01:19:39,679 [all clamoring] 1795 01:19:40,347 --> 01:19:42,820 - Bye! - Bye! 1796 01:19:42,182 --> 01:19:44,500 This is much more entertaining 1797 01:19:44,150 --> 01:19:46,219 - than turning the power off. - Uh-huh. 1798 01:19:46,319 --> 01:19:49,723 Bye-bye, fake, punk-*** Mega Good Burger! 1799 01:19:49,823 --> 01:19:52,592 Bye-bye! [laughs] 1800 01:19:54,227 --> 01:19:55,962 [growling] 1801 01:19:56,730 --> 01:19:58,365 [grunting] 1802 01:20:00,133 --> 01:20:01,901 You ruined my big night! 1803 01:20:02,100 --> 01:20:03,803 [grunting] 1804 01:20:04,237 --> 01:20:05,710 No! 1805 01:20:05,171 --> 01:20:06,272 Put me down! 1806 01:20:06,373 --> 01:20:08,410 [beeping, whirring] 1807 01:20:10,610 --> 01:20:12,450 Why do you have ketchup and mustard? 1808 01:20:12,145 --> 01:20:13,246 Why is it pointing at me? 1809 01:20:13,346 --> 01:20:15,415 I made you! No! 1810 01:20:15,515 --> 01:20:18,451 - [laughing] - No, no, no, no! 1811 01:20:18,551 --> 01:20:20,754 Ha-ha, ketchup, mustard! 1812 01:20:20,854 --> 01:20:22,756 [robot laughing] 1813 01:20:24,424 --> 01:20:26,326 [maniacal laughter] 1814 01:20:28,895 --> 01:20:30,430 [explosion] 1815 01:20:38,304 --> 01:20:39,973 Hello? 1816 01:20:40,730 --> 01:20:42,308 [all laughing] 1817 01:20:42,409 --> 01:20:44,577 Can someone get me down? 1818 01:20:44,678 --> 01:20:47,130 You got a little schmutz here. 1819 01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:48,648 Oh, do I? 1820 01:20:48,748 --> 01:20:51,284 Katt got ketchup and mustard on her face! 1821 01:20:51,384 --> 01:20:53,530 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! 1822 01:20:53,186 --> 01:20:55,555 [all] ♪ Katt got mustard and ketchup on her ♪ 1823 01:20:55,655 --> 01:20:58,224 ♪ Katt got mustard and ketchup on her face ♪ 1824 01:20:58,324 --> 01:20:59,459 ♪ On her face! ♪ 1825 01:20:59,559 --> 01:21:02,362 Get me down! Get me down! Ugh! 1826 01:21:02,462 --> 01:21:04,464 Thanks again for saving my life. 1827 01:21:04,564 --> 01:21:07,600 Come on, you're family. I'd do anything for you. 1828 01:21:10,170 --> 01:21:12,472 Dex, Ed, I'm sorry! 1829 01:21:12,572 --> 01:21:14,574 [laughs] Bye, Katt! 1830 01:21:14,674 --> 01:21:16,910 No, no, no, no! Don't leave me! 1831 01:21:17,100 --> 01:21:19,779 - Come back! - [Ed] Let's reopen Good Burger! 1832 01:21:21,140 --> 01:21:23,283 [all exclaiming, laughing] 1833 01:21:23,383 --> 01:21:26,486 - Yeah! - Mia, you're o... kay. 1834 01:21:26,586 --> 01:21:28,521 I mean, you're all okay. 1835 01:21:28,621 --> 01:21:31,257 - Good to see you, too, man. - It's okay, Mr. Jensen. 1836 01:21:31,358 --> 01:21:33,159 You got this. 1837 01:21:36,596 --> 01:21:37,897 - Oh... - [Mia giggles] 1838 01:21:37,997 --> 01:21:40,467 - So, what happened? - [both] We thought the plan 1839 01:21:40,567 --> 01:21:42,669 was to turn off the power. 1840 01:21:42,769 --> 01:21:44,604 Yeah, well, Ed had a better plan. 1841 01:21:44,704 --> 01:21:48,800 I figured turning off the power to all the restaurants 1842 01:21:48,174 --> 01:21:51,411 would only delay the opening and not be enough impact 1843 01:21:51,511 --> 01:21:53,480 to put MegaCorp out of business. 1844 01:21:53,580 --> 01:21:55,915 So, I hacked into the master server. 1845 01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:59,185 All I had to do was modify the control prompts. 1846 01:21:59,285 --> 01:22:02,222 - [chuckles] Yeah. - Wait, what? 1847 01:22:02,322 --> 01:22:05,959 So, basically, he reprogrammed the robots to go wackadoo. 1848 01:22:06,590 --> 01:22:08,862 That's my dad. [sighs] 1849 01:22:08,962 --> 01:22:10,764 [twins laughing] 1850 01:22:10,864 --> 01:22:14,167 And so, while MegaCorp and all of the new Good Burgers 1851 01:22:14,267 --> 01:22:15,735 are officially out of business, 1852 01:22:15,835 --> 01:22:20,573 the original beloved Good Burger is back for good. 1853 01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:21,975 Yeah, that's right. We back, baby! 1854 01:22:22,750 --> 01:22:24,444 - We're back! [laughs] - They're back. 1855 01:22:25,345 --> 01:22:26,746 - Back to stay! - Good job. Oh! 1856 01:22:26,846 --> 01:22:29,150 - Whoa! [laughs] - Oh, that was lovely. 1857 01:22:29,182 --> 01:22:31,451 [customers cheering, whistling] 1858 01:22:36,423 --> 01:22:40,593 - Yo, congrats on the reopening. - So much better without robots. 1859 01:22:40,694 --> 01:22:42,162 - Thanks, goons. - Yeah. 1860 01:22:42,262 --> 01:22:44,497 He's right. We just proved something important. 1861 01:22:44,597 --> 01:22:46,566 People will never be replaced by technology. 1862 01:22:46,666 --> 01:22:50,370 No machine can do a job as efficiently as a human. 1863 01:22:50,470 --> 01:22:53,173 Excuse me, I asked for no ice, but there's ice. 1864 01:22:53,273 --> 01:22:54,374 Ah, no prob, dude. 1865 01:22:54,474 --> 01:22:56,176 Just get up in there. 1866 01:22:56,276 --> 01:22:58,211 Oh, there we go, like that. 1867 01:22:58,311 --> 01:23:00,513 Ha! Human efficiency! 1868 01:23:02,415 --> 01:23:05,352 - I'll get you another one. - [sighs] 1869 01:23:05,452 --> 01:23:07,987 [woman] Hey, Ed, can I get one Good Burger 1870 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:10,890 and one good apology from my brother? 1871 01:23:10,990 --> 01:23:14,427 [Ed] One Good Burger and one good apology from my brother. 1872 01:23:14,527 --> 01:23:15,929 Charlotte? 1873 01:23:16,290 --> 01:23:18,164 - You're here! - Hold that thought. 1874 01:23:18,765 --> 01:23:21,340 Can I get a side of fries with that? 1875 01:23:21,568 --> 01:23:23,703 - Go on. - I'm glad to see you. 1876 01:23:23,803 --> 01:23:25,705 - And I'm sorry... - Hold on a second. 1877 01:23:25,805 --> 01:23:27,774 - Yep. - Can I get some pickles 1878 01:23:27,874 --> 01:23:31,878 and some cheese and one of them chocolate milkshakes? 1879 01:23:32,579 --> 01:23:33,747 Continue. 1880 01:23:33,847 --> 01:23:36,316 I was trying to say that I was sorry. 1881 01:23:36,416 --> 01:23:38,318 - For everything. - Hey, Mom. 1882 01:23:39,986 --> 01:23:41,921 Well, I was going to stay mad, 1883 01:23:42,220 --> 01:23:44,324 but thank you for what you did for my baby. 1884 01:23:45,892 --> 01:23:49,229 We're family, and that's more important than money. 1885 01:23:50,630 --> 01:23:51,631 I love you. 1886 01:23:51,731 --> 01:23:53,330 I love you, too! [grunts] 1887 01:23:53,166 --> 01:23:55,168 But I get to eat free for life, right? 1888 01:23:55,268 --> 01:23:58,638 - [strained] Yes, of course. - Mm! Good brother. 1889 01:23:59,205 --> 01:24:00,807 Can I get four more burgers? 1890 01:24:00,907 --> 01:24:02,275 I think I want onion rings. 1891 01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:04,744 I heard they was nasty, but I want 'em 'cause they free. 1892 01:24:04,844 --> 01:24:07,180 I want shredded cheese on the pastrami 1893 01:24:07,180 --> 01:24:10,183 you're gonna make for me. I know y'all got pastrami. 1894 01:24:10,283 --> 01:24:14,688 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude ♪ 1895 01:24:14,788 --> 01:24:16,656 ♪ We're all dudes, hey ♪ [chuckles] 1896 01:24:16,756 --> 01:24:20,260 - What you want to eat tonight? - A salad or something. 1897 01:24:20,193 --> 01:24:21,995 - Salad? - Salad. 1898 01:24:22,662 --> 01:24:23,863 That's your niece. 1899 01:24:23,963 --> 01:24:25,899 - Get her a head of lettuce. - Okay. 1900 01:24:25,999 --> 01:24:29,602 I mean, that all sounds costly, but it's worth it. 1901 01:24:29,703 --> 01:24:31,337 I got my family back. 1902 01:24:31,438 --> 01:24:32,839 And I got my friends back. 1903 01:24:32,939 --> 01:24:34,941 We will never let anybody destroy 1904 01:24:35,175 --> 01:24:37,243 this incredible restaurant ever again. 1905 01:24:37,344 --> 01:24:39,179 - Oh! - [customers gasping] 1906 01:24:42,882 --> 01:24:44,784 [Ed 2 groans, spits] 1907 01:24:45,752 --> 01:24:47,987 Hey, got the new Burgermobile. 1908 01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:49,956 Now I need to learn how to drive. 1909 01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:52,250 Ed, aren't you gonna say something? 1910 01:24:52,192 --> 01:24:54,294 There's only one thing left to say, Dex. 1911 01:24:54,394 --> 01:24:56,629 Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. 1912 01:24:56,730 --> 01:24:59,650 Can I take your order? [chuckles] 1913 01:24:59,165 --> 01:25:01,340 [rock music plays] 1914 01:25:06,206 --> 01:25:10,343 ♪ It's another day to be better than yesterday ♪ 1915 01:25:10,443 --> 01:25:13,130 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1916 01:25:13,179 --> 01:25:17,250 ♪ Got everything I need and I got no stress in my way ♪ 1917 01:25:17,350 --> 01:25:20,253 - ♪ No stress, no stress ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1918 01:25:20,353 --> 01:25:23,957 You thought about what to do with your billion-dollar idea? 1919 01:25:24,570 --> 01:25:26,559 Permanent ice? It's a horrible idea. 1920 01:25:26,659 --> 01:25:28,595 That's too bad. I figured out how to make it. 1921 01:25:28,695 --> 01:25:30,597 - Say what? - Yeah, check it out. 1922 01:25:30,697 --> 01:25:32,899 - [farts, sighs] - Wow, check it. 1923 01:25:33,566 --> 01:25:35,702 Whoa! You did it. 1924 01:25:35,802 --> 01:25:37,871 - Yeah, we're geniuses! - [laughs] 1925 01:25:37,971 --> 01:25:40,173 ♪ We're all dudes, hey! I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1926 01:25:40,273 --> 01:25:42,475 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1927 01:25:42,575 --> 01:25:43,977 ♪ Remix! ♪ 1928 01:25:44,770 --> 01:25:45,679 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1929 01:25:45,779 --> 01:25:47,681 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1930 01:25:47,781 --> 01:25:49,315 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1931 01:25:49,416 --> 01:25:51,170 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1932 01:25:51,184 --> 01:25:55,488 Permanent ice. This is the greatest product ever. 1933 01:25:55,989 --> 01:25:58,558 I'll give you $5 million for five percent. 1934 01:25:59,192 --> 01:26:02,862 What about 10 million for zero percent? 1935 01:26:05,331 --> 01:26:07,333 - Deal. - [all cheering] 1936 01:26:08,435 --> 01:26:09,803 Yes, yes, yes! 1937 01:26:12,539 --> 01:26:13,940 ♪ I'm feelin' G-O-O-D ♪ 1938 01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:16,420 ♪ That means I'm good if you know me ♪ 1939 01:26:16,176 --> 01:26:18,611 ♪ I got my family And all of my dudes ♪ 1940 01:26:18,712 --> 01:26:19,946 ♪ I see you! ♪ 1941 01:26:20,460 --> 01:26:21,281 ♪ I'm not down in the dumps now ♪ 1942 01:26:21,381 --> 01:26:22,982 ♪ I'll be shining like the sun now ♪ 1943 01:26:23,830 --> 01:26:26,886 - ♪ What a view ♪ - ♪ Whoa, feels good ♪ 1944 01:26:26,986 --> 01:26:30,457 - ♪ Let's go! ♪ - ♪ So smile with me ♪ 1945 01:26:30,557 --> 01:26:34,600 ♪ Come on, show those teeth ♪ 1946 01:26:34,194 --> 01:26:38,398 ♪ We don't need no beef ♪ 1947 01:26:38,498 --> 01:26:41,668 ♪ Unless it's a Good Burger, unh, unh, come on! ♪ 1948 01:26:41,768 --> 01:26:43,169 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1949 01:26:43,269 --> 01:26:45,438 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1950 01:26:45,538 --> 01:26:47,400 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1951 01:26:47,173 --> 01:26:49,420 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1952 01:26:49,175 --> 01:26:50,343 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1953 01:26:50,443 --> 01:26:52,746 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1954 01:26:52,846 --> 01:26:54,247 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1955 01:26:54,347 --> 01:26:56,416 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1956 01:26:56,516 --> 01:26:59,886 Hey, Cindy-sometimes-Mindy and Mindy-sometimes-Cindy, 1957 01:26:59,986 --> 01:27:02,188 - what's up? - [both] Hey, Ed! 1958 01:27:02,288 --> 01:27:04,900 Now that it's so busy at Good Burger, 1959 01:27:04,190 --> 01:27:06,359 we could really use some help in the kitchen. 1960 01:27:06,459 --> 01:27:07,727 So, we were thinking 1961 01:27:07,827 --> 01:27:10,830 maybe you could hire our sister, Lindy. 1962 01:27:10,930 --> 01:27:12,432 Hi, I'm Lindy. 1963 01:27:12,532 --> 01:27:14,534 - What do you think? - Oh, no. 1964 01:27:14,634 --> 01:27:16,169 No, no, no, no... 1965 01:27:16,169 --> 01:27:18,471 - ♪ We're all dudes ♪ - [Ed] Yeah, Good Burger 2! 1966 01:27:18,571 --> 01:27:21,174 Oh, oh, watch this. 1967 01:27:21,274 --> 01:27:23,176 ♪ Oh, two ♪ 1968 01:27:23,176 --> 01:27:25,178 ♪ 'Cause we're all dudes ♪ 1969 01:27:25,178 --> 01:27:26,413 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1970 01:27:26,513 --> 01:27:28,748 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1971 01:27:28,848 --> 01:27:30,183 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1972 01:27:30,183 --> 01:27:32,452 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1973 01:27:32,552 --> 01:27:33,753 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1974 01:27:33,853 --> 01:27:35,989 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1975 01:27:36,890 --> 01:27:37,490 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1976 01:27:37,590 --> 01:27:39,926 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1977 01:27:40,260 --> 01:27:41,261 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1978 01:27:41,361 --> 01:27:43,863 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1979 01:27:43,963 --> 01:27:46,566 Ah, the life of a Good Burger employee. 1980 01:27:46,666 --> 01:27:49,936 Or boss. [laughs evilly] 1981 01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,172 Part three, we're going to space! 1982 01:27:52,172 --> 01:27:53,440 [crew laughing] 1983 01:27:54,474 --> 01:27:55,909 [director] Cut. 1984 01:27:56,900 --> 01:27:57,444 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1985 01:27:57,544 --> 01:27:59,579 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1986 01:27:59,679 --> 01:28:01,140 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 1987 01:28:01,181 --> 01:28:03,383 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1988 01:28:03,483 --> 01:28:04,617 ♪ Jazzy ♪ 1989 01:28:04,718 --> 01:28:05,885 [chuckles] 1990 01:28:05,985 --> 01:28:07,854 [dramatic theme plays] 1991 01:28:10,900 --> 01:28:12,992 ♪ There's a burger place ♪ 1992 01:28:13,930 --> 01:28:15,895 ♪ On each and every street ♪ 1993 01:28:15,995 --> 01:28:18,765 ♪ But there's only one that matters ♪ 1994 01:28:18,865 --> 01:28:21,835 ♪ When you need something good to eat ♪ 1995 01:28:21,935 --> 01:28:23,837 ♪ Today's the day ♪ 1996 01:28:24,838 --> 01:28:27,707 ♪ When all dudes must unite ♪ 1997 01:28:27,807 --> 01:28:30,276 ♪ To come and do it together ♪ 1998 01:28:30,377 --> 01:28:33,747 ♪ For a cause that is just right ♪ 1999 01:28:33,847 --> 01:28:38,985 ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪ 2000 01:28:39,919 --> 01:28:44,524 ♪ Give Good Burger Back ♪ 2001 01:28:45,910 --> 01:28:50,563 ♪ You gotta give Good Burger back ♪ 2002 01:28:50,663 --> 01:28:55,468 ♪ Come on and give Good Burger back ♪ 2003 01:28:57,700 --> 01:28:59,673 ♪ But those Mega jerks screwed us over ♪ 2004 01:28:59,773 --> 01:29:02,175 ♪ Gave everyone the sack ♪ 2005 01:29:02,175 --> 01:29:07,130 ♪ Now you gotta give Good Burger back ♪ 2006 01:29:07,180 --> 01:29:08,915 ♪ You gotta give it back now ♪ 2007 01:29:09,150 --> 01:29:14,788 - ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 2008 01:29:14,888 --> 01:29:18,992 ♪ You gotta give Good Burger back ♪ 2009 01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:20,760 ♪ You gotta give it back now ♪ 2010 01:29:20,860 --> 01:29:25,198 - ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪ - ♪ You took it away from us ♪ 2011 01:29:25,298 --> 01:29:30,770 ♪ No, now you gotta give Good Burger back ♪ 2012 01:29:30,870 --> 01:29:32,439 ♪ You gotta give it back now ♪ 2013 01:29:32,539 --> 01:29:37,100 ♪ You took it away, you took it away from us ♪ 2014 01:29:37,110 --> 01:29:42,282 ♪ No, now you gotta give Good Burger back ♪ 2015 01:29:42,382 --> 01:29:43,950 ♪ You gotta give it back now ♪ 2016 01:29:44,500 --> 01:29:49,823 ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪ 2017 01:29:49,923 --> 01:29:56,496 ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪ 2018 01:29:57,300 --> 01:30:00,400 ♪ Thank you so much, ah ♪