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[traffic rumbles]

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[neon buzzing]

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[music building]

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[low hum of chatter]

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[waitress] Evening, ladies.

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[easy listening rock
plays over speakers]

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[waitress] How about
another top-up?

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[low hum of chatter]

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- [videogame gunfire]
- [waitress] You, big guy?

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What's the score?

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[sizzling]

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[low hum of chatter]

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- [lighter clicks]
- [dishes rattle]

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[eerie music builds]

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[quirky, ominous music]

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[rattling]

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[♪]

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[bell on door jingles]

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[splashing]

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[grunts]

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Hey. Hey!

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This isn't a robbery!

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I am from the future!

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And all of this...

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goes horribly wrong,
horribly wrong.

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[♪]

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Are you engaged?

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- Am I not engaging enough?
- What the ****?

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I traveled here today
to tell you that things

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do not go well
for you in the future.

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In fact, I'd say
you are embarking upon

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the darkest possible timeline.

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- This is all a giant mistake.
- Hey!

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Would someone call the cops?

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Social media has robbed you
of your dignity,

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and turned you
all into children.

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[customers screaming]

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Your fascist selfie culture

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has eroded your capacity
for critical thinking.

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Stop it! No one leaves!

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Listen to my words.
This is important.

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I mean-- Oh, okay.

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Here we go. [laughs]

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Fine, fine. I got a bomb.

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- Whoa! Whoa!
- [customers screaming]

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Yeah. These are all bombs.

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I'm covered in bombs.
Come any closer...

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try to escape,
and I'll blow us all up.

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Are we adequately scared now?

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Good. Great. Sit down.
Get comfortable.

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Hey, sir.

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That-- That means you, now.
Sit down.

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Sit down. Come on.

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Oh yeah, we got a hero.

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Sit down! Sit down!

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Sit the **** down!

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Like I said,
I'm from the future.

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A future which is totally,
completely ****ed.

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And guess what?
It's all your fault.

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Not specifically
you 40 or so people,

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but everyone from your time.

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You're all equally complicit.

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And I'm here to set it right.

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It all started
with morning phone time.

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At first, people would wake up,
check their emails in bed,

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look at Facebook, scroll
Twitter, X, Y, Z, whatever.

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Just a few minutes. No big deal.

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But morning phone time

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just got longer, and longer.

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Eventually, people stopped
getting out of bed entirely.

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Society fell apart.

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People had to be hooked up
to feeding tubes and catheters.

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The medical supply
industry boomed.

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But everything else was ****ed.

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No one even noticed that
the ******* world had ended.

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Are any of you even
listening to me?

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Let me ask you something.

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Where did all the bookstores go?
Huh? Yeah.

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What did you do when the record
stores started disappearing?

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Nothing. You did nothing.

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Pop quiz.

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Anybody know a phone number?

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I bet not one of you
knows a single

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phone number by heart anymore.

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Progress is only progress
if it makes things better.

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Otherwise, it's a mistake.

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Humanity has made
wrong turns before.

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Hitler, the Segway.

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Someone just has to be there
to turn us around,

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put us back on course,

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to say, "No, children,
this is not right,

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this is not the way."

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That's why I'm here.

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I'm looking for
recruits, soldiers,

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people who have nothing to lose
and everything to fight for.

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There is an artificial
intelligence coming

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in the not-so-distant future

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that shuts this whole
human civilization thing down.

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- [customers screaming]
- But it can be stopped.

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Humanity can be saved.

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And this is where
the revolution begins.

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[Man laughs]

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[customers screaming]

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This isn't a joke.

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- [glass shatters]
- [customers gasp]

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This is where it starts, yeah.

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At a ******* Norms
in Los Angeles.

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Somewhere in this diner
is the correct combination

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of people who are gonna join me
in this revolution,

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and save humanity.

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I am going to find
that right group,

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and we are gonna succeed.

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This is my 117th time
in this diner.

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Doing this exact speech.

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Can you imagine that?

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117 times I've tried to get
through to all of you.

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Kind of like your favorite
movie, Jim, Groundhog's Day.

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That's your favorite movie,
isn't it, Jim? Yeah?

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Yeah, uh-- uh--
[imitates gibbering]

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- [Jim] Uh, yeah, I--
- Uh, yeah, yeah?

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- How-- what-- um...
- Yeah.

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How did you...

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I have experienced this night
over and over again,

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each time with
a different combination

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of people in this diner.

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And every time we have failed,

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I have held some of you
in my arms,

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and watched the very life
flicker from your eyes.

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Some of you I even
considered family.

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I've done this so many times.

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I know some of you better
than you know yourselves.

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Ha!

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Hey, Nancy Delaney
and Charles Roberts,

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you're on your first date.

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Charles thought Norms
was the right call.

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[laughs] Nancy's been planning
her exit for 20 minutes.

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Neither one of you have ever
joined my revolution

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and made it out
of this diner alive.

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[clears throat] Excuse me.

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You!

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No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

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No, no, no.

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You are the least useful
person I've ever met.

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29 times you've raised your hand
to join my revolution. 29 times.

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You've been a *******
albatross around my neck.

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You've got a bad knee, Gerald.
Figure it out.

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You die 16 minutes
into the journey every time.

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You're also mind-numbingly dull.

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Raise your hand tonight.
I ******* dare you.

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There she is, my queen. Yes.

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Don't be coy.

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You are my greatest soldier.
My warrior in this revolution.

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We push it all the way
to the limit.

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You show me things about myself
I never wanted to see,

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but things I needed to know.

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The ***ual tension between us
is like a summer storm.

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But we never act on it. Never.

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We channel it
into our bloodlust.

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But in the end, you betray me
every goddamn time.

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You break my heart,
but here I am,

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looking in those
big brown eyes of yours,

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and I'm thinking, **** it.

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Let's roll those dice
one more time, baby.

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Let's burn it all down.

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If you come with me, there is
a chance you will die tonight.

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And if you don't, well,
that's game over

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for each and every person
in this room.

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I promise you that.

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But tonight we got a shot.
We can save the world,

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start over, do something,
something real.

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Dolores, do not call
the police again.

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Put that phone away.

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There is a correct configuration
of people in this diner

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that perfectly combats
the future, and saves humanity.

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I am not ******* wrong
about this.

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I will try every
single combination

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until I get it right.

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So I need to know right now,
who's joining me?

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Who's ready to save the future?

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[breathing heavily]

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[clucks tongue] Greg.

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Greg, come on,
you're Spartacus. Let's go.

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Let's go, big boy,
up and at 'em.

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There they are.
Hey, Phi Beta Kappa.

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What do you say?
Come on, fellas, beer's on me.

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[sighs] Let's make
some bad decisions.

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Toga! Toga! Toga!

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[laughs]

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Hey, you remember...

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Huh, okay.

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Baby, it looks like it's just
you and me.

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Wouldn't be the first time,
am I right?

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What do you say
we make it the last? Huh?

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Come on, kid.

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Hey.

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Really? Zero hands?
You're kidding me.

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[scoffs]

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That's the first *******
time, that's--

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that's ever happened.

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- **** me.
- Hey, why don't you just go,

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before you get
yourself hurt, huh?

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00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,581
- You're not well.
- **** you, Pete.

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I'm not crazy.

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Why is everyone from
your timeline so ******* dumb?

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- [Man] You look homeless, bro.
- Who said that?

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**** you, too. I'm not homeless.

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I come from a nightmare
apocalypse.

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This is the height of *******
fashion, where I come from.

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You should see what
our homeless look like.

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They look dead.

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- [sirens wailing]
- Oh, fantastic.

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Here come the police.

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Thank you so much, Dolores.

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This is a total bust.

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Whatever.

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Whatever, I'm gettin'
out of here.

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I had a bad feeling
about this run from the jump.

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What are you looking at?
I gotta carb up for the trip.

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I'd like to see you survive
the calorie burn

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of a temporal rift.

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I'll join you.

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[dramatic music]

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Well, I'll be damned. Uh, yeah.

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Uh, uh...

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Ma'am, please, st-- join us.

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00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,304
Right over there.

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00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,640
Anyone else?

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00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:11,110
Well, maybe this night
wasn't a bust after all.

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00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,847
Well, that's bad news
for the rest of you,

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because now we're gonna
do it the hard way.

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Let's go. You, phony soprano,
let's go, shitbird.

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Oh! Okay, okay.

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- Jesus Christ!
- [Man] Stand there with her.

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There are 47 people
in this diner,

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which means there are millions
of possible combinations,

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but I will find
the right people nicely.

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Not you, not you.

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Definitely not you.

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You two, let's go.

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Sonny and Cher, let's go.
All right, all right, all right.

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Go stand with the others.
If anyone tries any shit,

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I'm gonna detonate
this ******* thing. Now!

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Take me!

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Just don't hurt these people.

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All right, big boy.

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You're coming, too. Hurry it up.

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- [sirens wailing]
- [tires screeching]

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Shit, we're running out of time.
Uh, not you, not you.

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Definitely not you.
Put your ******* hand down.

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Gerald, please, come on.

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I'll go with you.

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00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,523
No, absolutely not.

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Why?

254
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,393
I don't know.
You creep me out.

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00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,696
You get a real
"off her meds" vibe,

256
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:03,897
I don't need that shit.

257
00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:07,200
Uh, let's see. That's five.

258
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,360
Yeah. Uh, I don't know.
One more.

259
00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,905
You, wind beneath my wings.
Let's go.

260
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,707
You, why not? Let's go. Sure.

261
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,742
Come on. That's, uh, that's six.

262
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:18,211
That could be enough.
It's hard to say.

263
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,820
[clatters]

264
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:29,890
[eerie music]

265
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,640
You know what? **** it.
You're coming, too.

266
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,100
I'm in a weird mood tonight.
Let's go, princess.

267
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,404
I guess that means the rest
of you get the night off.

268
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,939
Kindly stay in your seats
until we get out of here,

269
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,108
and, uh, no hero bullshit.

270
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,910
[sighs]

271
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,279
Now, this a weird
******* group, isn't it?

272
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,281
Definitely never tried
this combination before.

273
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,583
- [sirens wailing]
- [officers shouting]

274
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,418
How exactly are we gonna get
out of here?

275
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,253
- [helicopter whirs]
- Uh, usually, we don't.

276
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,454
A deranged man with a bomb

277
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,789
holding an entire
restaurant hostage

278
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,392
makes for a tense standoff
with the boys in blue.

279
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,726
Yeah, get taller,
taller, taller.

280
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,762
Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.

281
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,630
Hey! It's gonna be okay!

282
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,298
Or it's not. I don't know.

283
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,968
If this isn't the right group,
I'll be honest,

284
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,803
you're in for a rough night.

285
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,638
And if this is the right group,
then that means

286
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,407
each and every one of you
is bringing something

287
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,942
to the table that's gonna help
save this world.

288
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,978
Rest assured, your entire lives

289
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,480
have been building
to this night.

290
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,917
Either way, I say, **** it.
Let's roll those dice.

291
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,153
The revolution begins tonight!

292
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,954
[customers screaming]

293
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,322
[announcers] Good luck!

294
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:37,424
Have fun!

295
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,591
Don't Die!

296
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,833
[ominous music]

297
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,100
[Mark] I'm nervous.

298
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,836
I feel like I need
more saliva in my mouth.

299
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,137
You're fine.

300
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,440
- I'm too old for this.
- No, you're not.

301
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,800
You're very appropriately aged.

302
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,276
Oh, they're not gonna like me.

303
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,845
That's probably true,
but that's okay.

304
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,480
You're not here to be liked.

305
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,981
I don't think
this is a good idea.

306
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,684
Mark, can we please
not do this again now?

307
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:07,987
Well, I-- I just don't see
this being a good fit for me.

308
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,230
So, quit.
Do whatever you want.

309
00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:11,791
- God knows you always do.
- What's his name?

310
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,826
- The...
- Who?

311
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,327
The guy that left
on the whatever.

312
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,462
- The sabbatical?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

313
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,863
Tim. They called him
Mr. Kempshaw.

314
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,331
[Mark] Yeah, yeah.
When's he coming back?

315
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,200
- [Janet] I don't know.
- [bell rings]

316
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,868
Okay, I have to go.
I'll see you at lunch.

317
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:22,869
You're gonna be fine. I promise.

318
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:25,380
Okay. [sighs]

319
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,174
I don't like people.

320
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:31,511
[sighs] I know,
but they're barely people.

321
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,816
I'm your substitute teacher.

322
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,618
Uh, you can call me Mark.

323
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,720
I'm not sure
if that's against the rules.

324
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,223
Uh, but speaking of rules,

325
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:46,590
are you allowed to have your
phones out in class like this?

326
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:54,000
This is Anna Karenina
by Count Leo Tolstoy.

327
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,403
Can anyone tell me
who, uh, Tolstoy is?

328
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,238
- A Boomer.
- [students laugh]

329
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,572
Incorrect. Uh...

330
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,574
he's a Russian writer
from the 19th Century,

331
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,410
and we will be
reading this book.

332
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,644
Is it YA?

333
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,980
- [Mark] No, no.
- Is it A?

334
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,417
Uh, I-- I don't think
that's a thing.

335
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,752
Did-- Did they make
a movie of it?

336
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:15,255
Um, I don't know.
That's irrelevant. Uh...

337
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,423
[boy] Oh, I found it.

338
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,925
It's, like, a million
years old, though.

339
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,940
It has Keira Knightley in it.

340
00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:22,996
Can you put away
your phones, please?

341
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,765
I'm listening to the audiobook.
It ******* sucks.

342
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,201
Oh, no, the audiobook
doesn't count.

343
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,503
I-- You have to read
the actual book.

344
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,172
Yes?

345
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,273
I need a Pepsi.

346
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,376
- A what?
- I need a Pepsi.

347
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,612
I haven't had a Pepsi yet today,
and I need a Pepsi.

348
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,114
Can I go get a Pepsi?

349
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,116
Why do you keep saying
Pepsi so much?

350
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,618
[eerie music]

351
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,200
[machine whirring]

352
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,556
- [Dale] What'd they give you?
- 11th grade English.

353
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,957
- On your first day?
- Yeah.

354
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:53,126
- [whistles]
- That's brutal.

355
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,461
Yeah.

356
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,530
I caught a student passing
a note this morning.

357
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,799
- You know what it said?
- What?

358
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,702
"Have you tried Southern Heat
Barbecue Doritos?

359
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:03,703
They're delicious."

360
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,139
That's an advertisement, right?

361
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,475
They're literally advertising
to each other.

362
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,976
They passed a handwritten note?

363
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:13,146
- [laughs]
- No, it was an app.

364
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,582
- I think it was Note Passer.
- Oh yeah, they love that one.

365
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,550
[Sarah]
Did you guys hear about Craig?

366
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,986
He's on sabbatical.
Stress-related.

367
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,322
- Really? Oh.
- Lucky ********.
369
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:17,100
What exactly are the rules about
students using phones in class?

368
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,727
Oh, that's a ridiculous
question.

369
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:28,928
[Jim] Rules?

370
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,331
Are there rules in war, Mark?

371
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,333
No, it just seems like
they shouldn't be allowed

372
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,567
to have their phones out.

373
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,336
I don't like it either, man.

374
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,838
I've been working on something
in my off hours.

375
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,441
- Hmm.
- [papers rustling]

376
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,511
- What is that?
- Jesus Christ.

377
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,680
Please don't encourage
him, Mark.

378
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,140
I call it a jammer.

379
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,517
It locks up their phones.
Bricks 'em.

380
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,852
Really freaks the little
****ers out.

381
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,855
Yeah? It looks like a toy
from, uh, Mars Attacks.

382
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,957
- Yeah, he loves that movie.
- Classic.

383
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,360
Can you just put
that away, Dale? Please.

384
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,280
Yeah, you're going
to get us in trouble.

385
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,632
- [buzzer blares]
- What is that?

386
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,866
Damn it, not again.

387
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,935
- School shooting.
- Really?

388
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,304
Come on, Mark.

389
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,390
[low hum of chatter]

390
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,376
[phone buttons click]

391
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:22,882
You're a sad old lady.

392
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,954
I'm not that old.

393
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,990
[laughs] You're, like,
a hundred years old.

394
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:32,826
You're like a witch.

395
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,495
[ominous music]

396
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,996
I'm only 35.

397
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,833
That's, like, older
than most trees.

398
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,135
You're, like, my mom's age.

399
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,739
You're like a dead person.

400
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:48,800
- Hey, l-- leave her alone, huh?
- Mark, Mark.

401
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,976
- What?
- [whispers] Stop.

402
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,846
What did you say,
Grandpa Dinosaur?

403
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,481
Honey, he didn't mean it.

404
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,749
- No, I--
- He didn't mean it.

405
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,150
I-- I said just,
you know, just...

406
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,252
like, ease up,
ease up on her, that's all.

407
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,154
- [clears his throat]
- [buzzer blares]

408
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,157
All clear.
Everyone to class.

409
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,430
- [Janet] Where's Dale?
- He went on sabbatical.

410
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,432
Lucky son of a *****.

411
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,601
Why is everyone on sabbatical?
Like, what does that even mean?

412
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,704
Mark, uh, some people
just need to go on sabbatical.

413
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,390
It's a hard job.

414
00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:20,707
Well, how do you even know
if Dale's on sabbatical?

415
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,430
The vice principal told me.

416
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:24,778
Well, where's the principal?

417
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,460
On sabbatical.

418
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,616
I'm almost positive high school
teachers don't go on sabbatical.

419
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,451
These are troubling times, Mark.

420
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,200
[bell rings]

421
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:38,858
[book thuds]

422
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:48,468
[eerie music]

423
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:08,822
[♪]

424
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:31,911
[eerie music builds]

425
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:41,921
[♪]

426
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,630
[♪]

427
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,365
[chime]

428
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:59,205
Uh, uh, I'm-- I'm sorry. I...

429
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,376
[ominous music]

430
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,721
[ominous music builds]

431
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,656
[bell rings]

432
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,960
[eerie music]

433
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,571
[sighs]

434
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,407
[♪]

435
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,810
Oh, God. No.

436
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,584
[sighs]

437
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,654
[whimpers]

438
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,657
I did something bad.

439
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,592
I-- I think I'm in trouble.

440
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,593
What did you do?

441
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,595
I-- I touched
one of their phones.

442
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,696
You did what?

443
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,765
Yeah, the-- the images
were hypnotic.

444
00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,999
They were drawing me in.

445
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,668
Just random flashing images.

446
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,270
And on each one of their phones,
the exact same images.

447
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,107
I think there's something
sinister going on.

448
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,609
I-- I think the teachers
are disappearing.

449
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,511
And I think the students
have something to do with it.

450
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,470
Also, high school teachers
don't-- don't go on sabbatical.

451
00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:15,448
I-- I checked it out!

452
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,784
Mark, do you know how paranoid
you sound right now?

453
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,285
- What?
- I'm sorry,

454
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:21,788
but can you just do
the right thing for me?

455
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,390
For us, just once, Mark.

456
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,858
I swear, if I lose this job

457
00:20:24,858 --> 00:20:26,292
because you touched
a kid's phone--

458
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,627
Janet, Janet,
Janet, Janet, Janet.

459
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,629
I know things aren't great
between us right now.

460
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,865
And I know I ****ed up
my last six jobs.

461
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:33,330
But I'm not being paranoid.

462
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:34,300
I cannot believe
this is happening.

463
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:38,138
Honey, I need us to be
a team right now, please.

464
00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:40,140
- Please.
- [door rattles]

465
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,975
[loud thuds]

466
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,977
[ominous music builds]

467
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,645
[loud thud]

468
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:48,715
[glass shatters]

469
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,917
- [glass shatters]
- What?

470
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,485
What are they doing?

471
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,987
[teachers screaming]

472
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:54,988
[crashing thud]

473
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,890
[teachers screaming]

474
00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:58,910
[Janet] Okay, everyone
get to the side!

475
00:20:58,658 --> 00:20:59,993
Aah!

476
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:02,162
Oh! Why did you touch the phone?

477
00:21:02,162 --> 00:21:03,663
[Mark] I don't know.

478
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,999
- Oh no!
- Ah!

479
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:07,667
This way, this way!

480
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,235
Oh my God, oh!

481
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,400
Oh my God, let's go this way!

482
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,606
[screaming]

483
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,175
Oh! What do we do?

484
00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:16,676
[Mark] What do we do now?

485
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,445
I don't know, find something
to protect yourself with!

486
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,512
Okay!

487
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,820
- Oh!
- [loud banging on door]

488
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:24,351
[Janet screams]

489
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:25,518
Oh!

490
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,354
[dramatic music]

491
00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:30,857
This must be Joe's classroom.
Do these things even work?

492
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,920
- I don't know!
- Here, take one.

493
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:33,426
Okay!

494
00:21:35,195 --> 00:21:37,263
[loud thud]

495
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,932
[Janet screaming]

496
00:21:38,932 --> 00:21:40,700
Oh, God! Stay back!

497
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,202
[guns beeping]

498
00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:43,970
- [whirring]
- Oh!

499
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,972
[low, booming whoosh]

500
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,640
[whoosh reverberating]

501
00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:51,444
[phones clattering]

502
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,383
[whirring]

503
00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:59,719
[eerie music building]

504
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,121
- [loud thud]
- Oh!

505
00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:04,457
Slow down.
Let's just act normal.

506
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,558
How's this?

507
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,961
[intense music]

508
00:22:07,961 --> 00:22:10,563
- Go!
- Oh, no! Okay.

509
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:17,971
[♪]

510
00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:18,838
Oh, my--

511
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:23,476
- We gotta go now, right now!
- Okay! Okay!

512
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,245
[♪]

513
00:22:25,245 --> 00:22:27,247
- [Mark] Run 'em over!
- [Janet yelps]

514
00:22:27,247 --> 00:22:31,251
- [car horn honking]
- [both shouting]

515
00:22:33,987 --> 00:22:38,591
[low, tense music]

516
00:22:39,993 --> 00:22:41,528
Just let us go, please.

517
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,764
Not an option. There are three
exits at this Norm's diner.

518
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,499
Front door, back door,
and side emergency.

519
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,435
Maybe we can negotiate with
them! Maybe they'll believe

520
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:50,103
your story, you know,
about the revolution!

521
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:51,604
Yeah, maybe pigs
will fly out of my ***!

522
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:54,441
Don't patronize me, Bob.
I know you don't believe me.

523
00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:56,876
But if you make it out of here
at some point tonight, you will.

524
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,612
If any of you are thinking about
making a run for the cops...

525
00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:03,116
Yeah. Right here.
Just one push. One push.

526
00:23:03,116 --> 00:23:05,352
If you're from the future, why
didn't you stop the waitress

527
00:23:05,352 --> 00:23:07,620
- from calling the cops?
- Maybe I did, Scott.

528
00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:10,560
Maybe someone else
called the police.

529
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,791
Someone not in this diner.
Someone who told them

530
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,727
I'm strapped with a bomb
and have multiple accomplices.

531
00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,128
[Janet] If you've
done this so many times,

532
00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:16,563
why don't you just
tell us which way to go?

533
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,631
Because there's no
correct answer here, Janet.

534
00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:22,702
I'm telling you what I know.

535
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:25,305
There are three bad options.
The front...

536
00:23:27,374 --> 00:23:28,808
obviously, the worst.

537
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,378
[shouting, chattering]

538
00:23:31,378 --> 00:23:32,812
We got it! We got it!

539
00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:35,248
[gunfire]

540
00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:37,317
[all screaming]

541
00:23:37,317 --> 00:23:38,651
The back...

542
00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:40,754
I'll be honest,
it showed some promise at first.

543
00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,992
Okay. Okay, come on. Come on,
let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

544
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:49,620
Come on. Stay low.
Stay low. Stay low. Be quiet.

545
00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:50,997
[tense music]

546
00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:53,933
- There!
- [dogs barking, snarling]

547
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:57,837
[all screaming]

548
00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:01,274
- [gunfire]
- [dogs snarling]

549
00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:03,843
Last is the emergency side exit.

550
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,679
Now that's a real shitshow.

551
00:24:06,346 --> 00:24:07,280
[officer] Breach!

552
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,830
- [canister hissing]
- Go, boys!

553
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:13,190
- [all coughing]
- Don't shoot!

554
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,355
[all shouting]

555
00:24:15,355 --> 00:24:20,694
[grunting, screaming]

556
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,530
I'd really, really
rather not try that again.

557
00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,532
Why are we listening
to this nutjob?

558
00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:28,435
He's never been here before.
What are we talking about?

559
00:24:28,435 --> 00:24:30,937
Look, just tell us,
based on your experience,

560
00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:33,206
what is our best chance
of getting out of here alive?

561
00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:37,430
I really don't like
to say it out loud.

562
00:24:37,430 --> 00:24:38,144
It's kind of a morale killer.

563
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,546
- [Scott] Oh, come on!
- [all shouting]

564
00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:41,981
All right, fine!
We split into two groups.

565
00:24:43,490 --> 00:24:44,884
One group goes out
the back door,

566
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,520
and the other sacrifices

567
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,487
their lives so the other
can make it, okay?

568
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,556
- [overlapping chatter]
- Yeah, it's a bummer.

569
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,558
Yeah, I know.
It's a real ******* bummer.

570
00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:53,393
What is that even counting down?

571
00:24:53,393 --> 00:24:54,994
Yeah, you haven't even
told us our-- our goal.

572
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,664
- What, something about AI?
- [Man] Yeah, we don't really

573
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,399
get into that till
we get out of the diner, okay?

574
00:24:59,399 --> 00:25:00,900
Well, we're not
getting out the front.

575
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:07,407
[chuckles] Don't look at me.
I guess we follow the princess.

576
00:25:11,770 --> 00:25:14,314
[sirens wailing]

577
00:25:14,314 --> 00:25:15,749
How many are there?

578
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,419
- A lot.
- Well, who's going?

579
00:25:19,419 --> 00:25:21,588
- Not me. **** that.
- Real brave, Scott.

580
00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:23,523
- I'll go.
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

581
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:24,924
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Let me go.

582
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,326
- Let her go.
- No, no, no.

583
00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:27,861
I applaud your gumption there,
princess,

584
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:29,429
but I know that look
in your eyes.

585
00:25:29,429 --> 00:25:31,970
Where I come from...

586
00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,333
those eyes are
more common than brown.

587
00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:35,101
I'm trying to save
the world here,

588
00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,203
not facilitate a suicide, okay?

589
00:25:37,604 --> 00:25:38,938
Does anyone have any weapons?

590
00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:41,274
None that are useful
in this situation.

591
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,109
What the **** does that mean?

592
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,945
- What, are you packing?
- [Janet] No, I-- I--

593
00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:47,447
Bob here's got a gun.

594
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,850
Yeah, he's planning to shoot me
with it and be the big hero.

595
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,952
- I wasn't. I'm so sorry--
- It's okay, Bob.

596
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,522
We've been through this before.
In fact, I pick you a lot.

597
00:25:55,522 --> 00:25:58,625
You're kind of my lucky charm.
And guess what, Bob?

598
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,561
You are gonna be
the big hero tonight.

599
00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:02,729
What are you talking about?

600
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,297
I want you to buy us our window.

601
00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:06,633
You've done it before.
You've survived before.

602
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:09,135
Do it for those boys
back at your booth.

603
00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:10,470
It's Boy Scouts, right?

604
00:26:10,470 --> 00:26:13,390
Troop 47.
I'm the assistant scout leader.

605
00:26:13,390 --> 00:26:15,475
Not gonna be assistant tomorrow.
Do it for 47.

606
00:26:15,475 --> 00:26:18,378
This is why you're here, Bob.
It all begins with you.

607
00:26:18,378 --> 00:26:20,313
Those boys out there,

608
00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:24,484
they're never gonna forget the
day Bob saved the ******* world.

609
00:26:24,484 --> 00:26:26,653
- I save the ******* world.
- Get out there!

610
00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:29,489
- Bob saves the ******* world.
- Semper Fi. You got this.

611
00:26:29,489 --> 00:26:32,892
Let's go. Semper Fi, Bob.

612
00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:37,731
[triumphant music]

613
00:26:37,731 --> 00:26:39,999
- [gunfire]
- [all exclaiming]

614
00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:41,401
[thud]

615
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,670
Okay, let's go. Bob's dead.
Everyone follow me.

616
00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:45,105
- What do you mean?
- But you said--

617
00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:46,506
- Come on. Quickly.
- What are you talking about?

618
00:26:46,506 --> 00:26:48,341
Never tried that before.
I thought it was worth a shot.

619
00:26:48,341 --> 00:26:49,676
- Oh, well.
- [Scott] That's ****ed up!

620
00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:51,244
I'm sorry, was someone else
coming up with a plan?

621
00:26:51,244 --> 00:26:52,345
It's dark times.

622
00:26:52,345 --> 00:26:54,140
- [explosion booms]
- Ah! Goddamn it!

623
00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:56,349
- They breached the front.
- Let's try the other side.

624
00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:57,851
No point, no point.
Everyone relax.

625
00:26:57,851 --> 00:26:59,190
- Look, this group is a bust--
- I'm not dying

626
00:26:59,190 --> 00:27:00,520
at a ******* Norm's!

627
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,522
[Man] Sometimes if you lie down,
they don't shoot so much.

628
00:27:02,522 --> 00:27:03,857
You better find
a way to get us--

629
00:27:03,857 --> 00:27:05,592
- Hey, hey! Clicky, clicky.
- Wait, wait, wait!

630
00:27:05,592 --> 00:27:07,427
- Wait. There's another way.
- Oh, look who decided

631
00:27:07,427 --> 00:27:08,762
- to get involved.
- In the office,

632
00:27:08,762 --> 00:27:10,697
there's a hidden door,
and it leads to the cellar.

633
00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:12,298
In the cellar, there's
a crawlspace, and it takes us

634
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:15,268
- to an exit down the block.
- [laughs] There's no cellar.

635
00:27:15,268 --> 00:27:16,803
I've been here 117 times.

636
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:19,205
- I've never seen a cellar.
- Take us to the office! Go, go!

637
00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:20,473
Hey, where you going? Guy--

638
00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,876
Guy with the bomb.
Guy in charge here.

639
00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:27,614
Okay, okay,
show me this magic secret door

640
00:27:27,614 --> 00:27:29,649
that somehow I've missed
one hundred--

641
00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:38,892
Well, what the hell
did I just kill Bob for?

642
00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:43,563
Maybe, uh, speak up a little
faster next time, Susan.

643
00:27:45,398 --> 00:27:47,400
All right, before we leave,
I need everyone's cell phones.

644
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,668
- Come on.
- What? Why?

645
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,570
Just do it, or I'm gonna
murder-suicide us all

646
00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:51,905
in the restaurant office.
Let's go, come on.

647
00:27:51,905 --> 00:27:52,806
- Jesus Christ.
- Come on, come on.

648
00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:57,177
All right, all right, all right.

649
00:27:57,644 --> 00:27:59,846
- Hey, hey.
- I-- I don't have one.

650
00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:01,815
Yeah, of course you don't, weirdo.

651
00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:04,684
- So unnecessary!
- Down the ladder. Come on.

652
00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:07,587
Guy with the button, huh?
Let's go.

653
00:28:07,587 --> 00:28:09,189
Hey, hey. Tell me how you...

654
00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:11,257
Seriously, how did you know
about that hidden door?

655
00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:12,192
- I--
- Huh?

656
00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:13,526
Who cares? Let's go.

657
00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:22,535
[low, tense music]

658
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,441
You said there was
a way out of here?

659
00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:30,944
Yeah. Over there.

660
00:28:32,512 --> 00:28:37,617
[♪]

661
00:28:40,954 --> 00:28:41,721
[shouting]

662
00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:42,889
- [Janet yelps]
- Whoa!

663
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,624
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Who the **** are you?

664
00:28:44,624 --> 00:28:47,560
Tell me right now how you knew
there was a door up there.

665
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,396
- I--
- You a cop or something?

666
00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:50,563
No, no.

667
00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:51,798
- Who sent you?
- No one.

668
00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:53,533
- Huh?
- I just wanted to help.

669
00:28:53,533 --> 00:28:54,801
- You sure?
- Yeah.

670
00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:56,136
- You just wanted to help?
- Yes.

671
00:28:56,136 --> 00:28:57,637
She saved our lives, man.

672
00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:01,241
You just knew there was
a basement in Norm's?

673
00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:03,143
Hey, hey. [breathing shakily]

674
00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:04,477
Look at me.

675
00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:05,745
Maybe it's just like you said.

676
00:29:06,646 --> 00:29:07,747
We are the right group, huh?

677
00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:10,817
[stomping, shouting overhead]

678
00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,986
Are-- are we gonna
get out of here, or...

679
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,488
Dude!

680
00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:19,492
[stomping and shouting
continues]

681
00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:29,836
[♪]

682
00:29:36,176 --> 00:29:38,110
Something's different tonight.

683
00:29:43,516 --> 00:29:49,689
[ragged, shaky breathing]

684
00:30:01,701 --> 00:30:09,542
[ragged, shaky breathing
continues]

685
00:30:19,619 --> 00:30:26,793
[ragged, shaky breathing
continues]

686
00:30:34,401 --> 00:30:35,735
[shaky exhale]

687
00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:38,238
Looks like you're next. Come on.

688
00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:50,183
My little Robby. [sighs]

689
00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:51,751
Poor little Robby.

690
00:30:54,254 --> 00:30:57,257
[mom 1] What's worse is mine was
shot by his best friend.

691
00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:59,492
[mom 2] Oh, I'm so sorry.

692
00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:01,594
[mom 1] Now I have to
go halfway across town

693
00:31:01,594 --> 00:31:02,862
in rush hour traffic.

694
00:31:09,269 --> 00:31:11,838
Did you lose your child
in the school shooting today?

695
00:31:11,838 --> 00:31:13,773
[mom 3] Ours died too.

696
00:31:15,410 --> 00:31:17,277
After we sign the paperwork,
you can come with us.

697
00:31:18,511 --> 00:31:20,113
It's your first time, right?

698
00:31:21,281 --> 00:31:22,382
Was he great?

699
00:31:22,949 --> 00:31:23,950
Your kid?

700
00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:25,785
Was he a great kid?

701
00:31:28,210 --> 00:31:29,556
- Yes.
- [mom 1] That's a shame.

702
00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:33,626
It's a shame when they're great
and get shot by their peers.

703
00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:36,629
You'll come with us.
Right after.

704
00:31:37,697 --> 00:31:39,132
Wh-- where?

705
00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:41,968
She's in shock.
Give her the card.

706
00:31:46,473 --> 00:31:49,309
Go tomorrow.
Tonight, just go home.

707
00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:50,810
Why deal with the traffic?

708
00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:53,313
Why deal with it?
Tomorrow's as good as today.

709
00:31:53,313 --> 00:31:54,814
- Maybe run a bath.
- Yeah.

710
00:31:54,814 --> 00:31:56,216
Go first thing in the morning.

711
00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:58,510
All right, who's next?

712
00:31:59,386 --> 00:32:01,554
You go, honey. Hi, Wendy.

713
00:32:01,554 --> 00:32:02,922
Hey, Brenda.

714
00:32:03,723 --> 00:32:04,824
It's just a little paperwork,

715
00:32:04,824 --> 00:32:06,159
and then you can
go to the store.

716
00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:08,828
She's gonna go tomorrow.

717
00:32:08,828 --> 00:32:10,764
Good idea,
what with all the traffic.

718
00:32:10,764 --> 00:32:12,665
That's exactly
what we were saying.

719
00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:18,710
[solemn music]

720
00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:30,350
[rain pattering]

721
00:32:32,585 --> 00:32:38,910
[Susan weeping softly]

722
00:32:38,910 --> 00:32:44,798
[♪]

723
00:32:49,350 --> 00:32:51,371
[sobs]

724
00:32:52,605 --> 00:32:59,546
[weeping]

725
00:32:59,546 --> 00:33:07,530
[♪]

726
00:33:17,464 --> 00:33:24,700
[soft, pleasant music
playing over speakers]

727
00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:34,581
Hi there. Welcome.

728
00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:36,820
We're so sorry for your loss.

729
00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:37,751
My name is Blaise.
How can I help?

730
00:33:39,352 --> 00:33:41,755
I-- I don't know
what I'm doing here.

731
00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:45,258
Oh, first time! Oh, first time.

732
00:33:45,258 --> 00:33:47,930
Okay, well, yeah,
that is not a problem.

733
00:33:47,930 --> 00:33:48,995
We can get you,
uh, set right up.

734
00:33:48,995 --> 00:33:51,831
Okay, uh, which school did
the shooting take place at?

735
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,435
Uh, Glen-- Glenhurst.

736
00:33:55,435 --> 00:33:57,370
Glenhurst.

737
00:33:57,370 --> 00:33:58,672
Darren's in the ninth grade.

738
00:33:58,672 --> 00:34:00,340
- He was.
- Ninth grade.

739
00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:02,175
Great, great. Got it.

740
00:34:03,343 --> 00:34:06,279
So, are you looking
to clone Darren today?

741
00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:09,449
What?

742
00:34:09,449 --> 00:34:11,885
We can recreate your son
in a clone body.

743
00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:13,353
Fully organic human flesh,

744
00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:16,523
taken directly from
your son's source DNA.

745
00:34:16,523 --> 00:34:19,250
I don't-- What do you mean?

746
00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:22,395
Are you saying
you can give me my son back?

747
00:34:22,395 --> 00:34:25,298
Yes. Yeah, I mean,
the process isn't perfect.

748
00:34:25,298 --> 00:34:27,801
I mean, physically--
physically, it is spot-on.

749
00:34:27,801 --> 00:34:29,736
You know, we have that down.
But...

750
00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:32,138
when it comes to
the personality, well...

751
00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:34,474
you know, we do our best.

752
00:34:34,808 --> 00:34:35,975
The brain is a tricky thing.

753
00:34:36,643 --> 00:34:38,978
This is... real?

754
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:41,915
Why have I never
heard of it before?

755
00:34:41,915 --> 00:34:43,149
Oh, it's a classified program.

756
00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:44,984
Yeah, we keep it
pretty hush-hush.

757
00:34:44,984 --> 00:34:48,988
Also, it's, uh--
it's wildly expensive, so...

758
00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:51,891
How-- how much is it?

759
00:34:51,891 --> 00:34:54,494
Uh... a lot.

760
00:34:54,494 --> 00:34:55,895
Uh, but, because
your son was killed

761
00:34:55,895 --> 00:34:57,497
in a public school shooting,

762
00:34:57,497 --> 00:34:59,999
the government will actually
take the hit for most of it.

763
00:34:59,999 --> 00:35:01,501
- They will?
- Mm-hmm.

764
00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:03,837
You know, we could subsidize
the price even further

765
00:35:03,837 --> 00:35:05,672
if you get the version with ads.

766
00:35:05,672 --> 00:35:06,906
Ads?

767
00:35:06,906 --> 00:35:09,750
Once a day,
your son will do an ad.

768
00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:11,177
I know.
It's not weird or anything.

769
00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:13,513
He does it as himself,
in his own voice,

770
00:35:13,513 --> 00:35:15,248
and they'll be tailored
towards products

771
00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:16,850
you find interesting anyway.

772
00:35:18,418 --> 00:35:19,919
Is he a robot?

773
00:35:20,754 --> 00:35:22,589
What-- No. No. [laughs]

774
00:35:22,589 --> 00:35:24,858
No, we're, uh, nowhere
near being able to do that.

775
00:35:24,858 --> 00:35:26,793
He's just a clone.

776
00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:28,795
Yeah, pure, organic human flesh.

777
00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:32,866
[tearful] I'm sorry. I'm--
I'm just a little overwhelmed.

778
00:35:32,866 --> 00:35:34,868
Mmm, yeah.

779
00:35:34,868 --> 00:35:36,102
[Susan] So...

780
00:35:36,102 --> 00:35:40,206
you're saying...
you can give me my son back?

781
00:35:41,374 --> 00:35:42,876
Pretty much, yeah.

782
00:35:42,876 --> 00:35:46,460
So, let's start out
with personality traits.

783
00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:48,782
Right, now, try to be as
specific as possible,

784
00:35:48,782 --> 00:35:51,284
but I'd only pick one.
Two at most.

785
00:35:53,386 --> 00:35:55,889
Any of these jump out at you?
I mean, was he neat?

786
00:35:55,889 --> 00:35:58,825
Dumb? Sleepy? Weird?

787
00:35:58,825 --> 00:36:01,227
- Completely unhinged?
- What? No.

788
00:36:02,295 --> 00:36:04,397
One of the options is
"completely unhinged"?

789
00:36:04,397 --> 00:36:05,899
Yeah, but those are
usually for the shooters,

790
00:36:05,899 --> 00:36:08,635
- not the ones who get shot.
- You clone the shooters too?

791
00:36:08,635 --> 00:36:11,905
Oh, yeah. Yeah, big time.
Government pays for that.

792
00:36:12,405 --> 00:36:14,341
But, you know, we can make
sure they never shoot again.

793
00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:17,410
Well... 70% chance
they never shoot again.

794
00:36:17,410 --> 00:36:20,130
- So, what are you thinking?
- Oh, uh...

795
00:36:21,581 --> 00:36:22,582
Weird, I guess.

796
00:36:23,830 --> 00:36:24,918
No, I don't-- Um...

797
00:36:26,419 --> 00:36:29,422
Yeah. Yes, weird. He was weird.

798
00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:31,358
- But a good weird.
- Mmm.

799
00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:33,259
You know? He was eccentric.

800
00:36:33,259 --> 00:36:34,928
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.

801
00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:37,931
All right. Uh, hobbies!

802
00:36:37,931 --> 00:36:40,266
So, which hobbies
did Robby have?

803
00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:41,935
- Darren.
- Hmm? Oh, God, sorry!

804
00:36:41,935 --> 00:36:44,104
Uh, yes, Darren. Sorry.

805
00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:47,874
So, uh... which hobbies?

806
00:36:47,874 --> 00:36:50,110
He wasn't into any of those.

807
00:36:50,677 --> 00:36:52,345
He was...

808
00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:53,546
special.

809
00:36:54,470 --> 00:36:57,450
And he was sweet,
and odd, and...

810
00:36:58,284 --> 00:36:59,719
so kind.

811
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:03,623
Okay, you know, I'm just
gonna put down "sports."

812
00:37:04,124 --> 00:37:07,460
Flaws. Hit me with
some of Darren's flaws.

813
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:10,463
Now, just so you know, you don't
have to pick any flaws.

814
00:37:10,463 --> 00:37:11,965
They're just there
for authenticity.

815
00:37:11,965 --> 00:37:14,467
You know,
we could skip 'em entirely.

816
00:37:14,467 --> 00:37:16,903
I would've liked
some more hugs, I guess.

817
00:37:16,903 --> 00:37:19,720
- Okay.
- No, I don't-- I--

818
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,410
He was perfect. He was--

819
00:37:21,975 --> 00:37:23,543
I just want him back.

820
00:37:23,543 --> 00:37:26,646
Not a big hugger. Got it.
So, no more flaws, then?

821
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,481
Clumsy.

822
00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:31,918
[chuckles]

823
00:37:31,918 --> 00:37:34,154
Yeah. He was clumsy.

824
00:37:34,154 --> 00:37:36,322
Clumsy. Okay. Mmm...

825
00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:39,492
You sure you wanna
stick with that one?

826
00:37:39,492 --> 00:37:41,761
- Yes. Why?
- Clumsy?

827
00:37:42,762 --> 00:37:44,640
Could be why he got shot, right?

828
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,433
I liked that he was clumsy.

829
00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:47,934
Okay, clumsy.

830
00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:49,336
It's your funeral. [chuckles]

831
00:37:49,336 --> 00:37:51,771
Uh, moving along to...

832
00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:53,106
favorite snacks.

833
00:37:53,740 --> 00:37:55,942
[woman] Here's some information
for a local support group

834
00:37:55,942 --> 00:37:57,100
you might find useful.

835
00:37:58,511 --> 00:37:59,746
Now you can just have a seat.

836
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:01,614
Shouldn't be too long.

837
00:38:02,582 --> 00:38:03,850
Okay.

838
00:38:03,850 --> 00:38:08,121
[soft, pleasant music
playing over speakers]

839
00:38:19,699 --> 00:38:24,204
[♪]

840
00:38:24,204 --> 00:38:26,206
[gasping] Oh, my--

841
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:29,420
Oh, my God.

842
00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:30,710
[exhales shakily]

843
00:38:31,444 --> 00:38:34,280
- Hey. Hi.
- What's up, Mom?

844
00:38:35,982 --> 00:38:38,510
Are you-- are you okay?

845
00:38:39,886 --> 00:38:42,288
Oh, my-- [breathing shakily]

846
00:38:44,824 --> 00:38:46,659
Were they nice to you there?

847
00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:50,497
They were chill. I had pizza.

848
00:38:51,131 --> 00:38:53,967
- Well, that's good.
- Pizza's my favorite.

849
00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:55,168
[laughs] I know!

850
00:38:59,305 --> 00:39:00,573
It's so good to see you.

851
00:39:02,642 --> 00:39:05,512
You got anything to drink?
I'm thirsty.

852
00:39:05,512 --> 00:39:06,913
[Susan] I can stop somewhere.

853
00:39:06,913 --> 00:39:08,181
We can go anywhere you want.

854
00:39:09,149 --> 00:39:11,484
I want Apple-Berry Peach Tea.

855
00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:14,487
Is that-- I--

856
00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:17,824
I don't know that drink.

857
00:39:17,824 --> 00:39:20,360
It's only got 70 calories,
and it's delicious.

858
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,329
Made from real fruit flavoring.
Comes in other flavors,

859
00:39:23,329 --> 00:39:26,166
like Mango Tea Honey
and Classic plain Apple-Berry.

860
00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:28,100
Okay.

861
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:29,836
We can get that, for sure.

862
00:39:34,441 --> 00:39:36,900
Thank you for your service.

863
00:39:36,509 --> 00:39:39,779
- Thank you for your service--
- Honey! What are you doing?

864
00:39:44,351 --> 00:39:46,686
[unsettling music]

865
00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:54,361
So, I had a thought...

866
00:39:55,295 --> 00:39:58,631
that, uh, maybe
it would be a good idea

867
00:39:58,631 --> 00:40:00,200
if you talked to
some of your friends

868
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,801
about anything that
you're going through.

869
00:40:02,869 --> 00:40:05,572
Or, if you wanted to talk to me,

870
00:40:05,572 --> 00:40:07,207
I would love
nothing more than to--

871
00:40:08,375 --> 00:40:10,543
Uh, where are you going, honey?

872
00:40:11,411 --> 00:40:12,712
Gotta play sports.

873
00:40:14,470 --> 00:40:14,914
Oh.

874
00:40:19,152 --> 00:40:19,919
[Darren] Come on.

875
00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:22,255
[Darren] Swish!

876
00:40:22,989 --> 00:40:26,760
[♪]

877
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,237
[♪]

878
00:40:40,106 --> 00:40:43,576
- So glad you could make it!
- There she is!

879
00:40:43,576 --> 00:40:45,412
How was the traffic
coming over here?

880
00:40:45,412 --> 00:40:46,746
- Not bad, I hope?
- No, it was fine.

881
00:40:46,746 --> 00:40:49,820
- This is Darren.
- Of course it is.

882
00:40:49,820 --> 00:40:50,784
Darren, the other kids...

883
00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:52,919
- Let me take your coat.
- [Susan] Oh, okay.

884
00:40:52,919 --> 00:40:55,210
- There's pizza in the kitchen.
- I love pizza.

885
00:40:55,210 --> 00:40:57,257
[chuckles] Of course you do.

886
00:40:57,257 --> 00:40:58,758
We told you
it would all work out.

887
00:40:58,758 --> 00:41:00,293
Yeah. Yeah.

888
00:41:02,295 --> 00:41:04,300
- I'm just not sure--
- We've all been there.

889
00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:06,633
- Now mingle! Talk to parents.
- Have a cocktail.

890
00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:07,767
Okay.

891
00:41:10,103 --> 00:41:13,973
[dad 1] And he was still
mowing the lawn... at midnight.

892
00:41:13,973 --> 00:41:16,710
[all laughing]

893
00:41:16,710 --> 00:41:19,612
I just don't think he feels
like my son anymore.

894
00:41:19,612 --> 00:41:21,781
It's almost like having
a stranger living in my house.

895
00:41:21,781 --> 00:41:24,617
Oh, really?
We don't mind so much.

896
00:41:24,617 --> 00:41:27,120
Ours was completely
unhinged before.

897
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,722
Don't worry,
he wasn't the shooter.

898
00:41:28,722 --> 00:41:30,957
Oh, there's a different
group for that.

899
00:41:30,957 --> 00:41:33,460
- Thank you for your service.
- Thank you for your service.

900
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:35,128
[teen] Thank you
for your service.

901
00:41:35,128 --> 00:41:37,831
It's-- it's just a hat.

902
00:41:37,831 --> 00:41:39,632
[chuckles]
I wasn't even in the military.

903
00:41:39,632 --> 00:41:40,800
Oh,
they love to say that, though.

904
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,635
[dad 1] They do,
they love to say it.

905
00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:47,974
Is, uh, this your first meeting?

906
00:41:47,974 --> 00:41:49,576
Yeah, it's my first time,

907
00:41:49,576 --> 00:41:50,744
- my first meeting.
- Okay.

908
00:41:50,744 --> 00:41:52,345
This is our fourth time
going through it.

909
00:41:52,345 --> 00:41:53,646
You're kidding.

910
00:41:55,648 --> 00:41:58,418
You've lost four kids
in school shootings?

911
00:41:58,418 --> 00:42:01,187
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no. No, no. Same kid.

912
00:42:01,187 --> 00:42:03,256
Yeah, four different shootings.

913
00:42:03,256 --> 00:42:05,358
Yeah, we, uh-- we lost Claire

914
00:42:05,358 --> 00:42:07,660
two years ago
in a school shooting.

915
00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:09,290
And then we cloned her.
[chuckles]

916
00:42:09,290 --> 00:42:12,665
And, uh, then we lost
the clone in a school shooting.

917
00:42:12,665 --> 00:42:16,360
And then again, and, um,
then again one more time.

918
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,170
That--

919
00:42:17,671 --> 00:42:19,706
that's the worst thing
I've ever heard.

920
00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:22,175
Well, we decided
to have a little fun with it

921
00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:23,677
- this time around.
- Yeah.

922
00:42:23,677 --> 00:42:27,681
Yeah, not get so hung up on
making "our Claire." You know?

923
00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:29,150
- No.
- We just made a really silly,

924
00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:31,384
- funny kid to make us laugh.
- Yeah, yeah.

925
00:42:31,384 --> 00:42:32,852
Oh, she's so entertaining.

926
00:42:32,852 --> 00:42:34,688
- [both laughing]
- We just went nuts.

927
00:42:34,688 --> 00:42:37,557
She makes us laugh and laugh.

928
00:42:37,557 --> 00:42:39,359
You know,
and isn't that the point?

929
00:42:39,359 --> 00:42:41,361
You know,
when you boil it all down?

930
00:42:41,361 --> 00:42:44,300
Just have fun with it.
That's what we say.

931
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:46,660
They're just gonna shoot
each other anyway. [chuckles]

932
00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:47,133
[mom 2] Yeah...

933
00:42:47,133 --> 00:42:49,135
[♪]

934
00:42:49,135 --> 00:42:50,360
Hey.

935
00:42:51,204 --> 00:42:52,380
Hi.

936
00:42:52,872 --> 00:42:54,207
I, um-- I couldn't

937
00:42:54,207 --> 00:42:57,210
help but overhear
what you were saying earlier.

938
00:42:57,711 --> 00:43:00,460
I had the same problem
with my Brandon.

939
00:43:01,414 --> 00:43:03,383
It just wasn't my Brandon.

940
00:43:05,552 --> 00:43:08,888
And then, um... I found this.

941
00:43:09,389 --> 00:43:11,725
- What is it?
- You have to buy a device.

942
00:43:11,725 --> 00:43:14,561
It's like a hard drive
with an earpiece.

943
00:43:14,561 --> 00:43:15,895
It's not expensive.

944
00:43:15,895 --> 00:43:17,831
You fill out an online form,
and a few minutes later,

945
00:43:17,831 --> 00:43:19,499
you get a call
on the earpiece, and...

946
00:43:22,268 --> 00:43:23,737
it'll be your child.

947
00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:30,944
They get the personality a lot
closer than these clones do.

948
00:43:33,130 --> 00:43:34,514
I don't understand.

949
00:43:35,415 --> 00:43:36,616
What is it?

950
00:43:37,830 --> 00:43:38,418
For now, it's just a voice.

951
00:43:39,185 --> 00:43:40,520
There's no body yet.

952
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,756
But five years from now,
who knows

953
00:43:42,756 --> 00:43:43,757
what they'll be able to do.

954
00:43:45,592 --> 00:43:46,760
- See you, Tom.
- Later.

955
00:43:48,294 --> 00:43:49,529
Here.

956
00:43:51,970 --> 00:43:53,533
Take mine.
I got a bunch of 'em at home.

957
00:43:57,437 --> 00:43:59,139
I can see you're suffering.

958
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,142
This is the real deal.

959
00:44:05,612 --> 00:44:07,113
I hope you find peace.

960
00:44:15,288 --> 00:44:19,793
[device beeping]

961
00:44:23,296 --> 00:44:24,130
Hello?

962
00:44:25,650 --> 00:44:25,899
Mom?

963
00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:28,134
Darren?

964
00:44:29,469 --> 00:44:30,637
How are you, Mom?

965
00:44:32,472 --> 00:44:33,573
Darren, is that you?

966
00:44:34,974 --> 00:44:36,409
Yes, Mom.

967
00:44:36,409 --> 00:44:38,144
You sound tired.

968
00:44:41,481 --> 00:44:44,584
I am tired, baby.
I am. It's...

969
00:44:45,819 --> 00:44:48,154
- It's been a tough few days.
- I miss you.

970
00:44:49,489 --> 00:44:51,858
I miss you, too.
So much.

971
00:44:51,858 --> 00:44:53,827
- [knocking]
- I'm thirsty.

972
00:44:53,827 --> 00:44:56,262
Can you get some
more apple berry peach tea?

973
00:44:56,262 --> 00:44:59,165
It's only got 70 calories per
serving, and it's delicious...

974
00:45:02,435 --> 00:45:03,203
Mom?

975
00:45:04,337 --> 00:45:05,505
Yes, baby?

976
00:45:07,774 --> 00:45:10,176
I need you to
do something for me.

977
00:45:10,176 --> 00:45:11,778
Of course. Anything.

978
00:45:11,778 --> 00:45:13,179
I need you to take me with you.

979
00:45:14,140 --> 00:45:15,515
Take you with me where?

980
00:45:16,349 --> 00:45:17,684
I'll guide you the whole way.

981
00:45:17,684 --> 00:45:19,953
It'll--
It'll be like an adventure, Mom.

982
00:45:20,687 --> 00:45:21,855
Where am I going?

983
00:45:23,790 --> 00:45:26,260
- You have to go with him.
- With who?

984
00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:28,528
The man.

985
00:45:30,397 --> 00:45:31,731
The man in the restaurant.

986
00:45:34,901 --> 00:45:38,204
[ominous music]

987
00:45:38,204 --> 00:45:40,874
[faint police announcements]

988
00:45:49,315 --> 00:45:51,551
Well, that was dark.

989
00:45:51,551 --> 00:45:53,530
Yeah, wait till you
see the future.

990
00:45:55,422 --> 00:45:57,724
Oh! We made it.
Oh, thank God.

991
00:45:57,724 --> 00:46:00,160
Hold your celebration.
Norms was the easy part.

992
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,563
From here,
it gets, uh, uncomfortable.

993
00:46:03,563 --> 00:46:06,332
Jesus Christ.
The **** is that?

994
00:46:06,332 --> 00:46:08,268
It's a map.
I drew it. **** you.

995
00:46:08,268 --> 00:46:09,569
Let's see your map.

996
00:46:09,569 --> 00:46:11,237
The new route out
of Norms put us here,

997
00:46:11,237 --> 00:46:14,174
behind the police perimeter.
These buildings are dead ends.

998
00:46:14,174 --> 00:46:15,909
Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Wait.

999
00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:17,744
What is the plan here?
Where are you taking us?

1000
00:46:17,744 --> 00:46:19,746
- [Mark] Can you just tell us?
- Now.

1001
00:46:19,746 --> 00:46:21,915
- [Marie] Yeah, just tell us.
- Okay, fine. Here we go.

1002
00:46:21,915 --> 00:46:23,917
About half a mile from here...

1003
00:46:24,417 --> 00:46:27,687
there's a nine-year-old boy
building God in his bedroom.

1004
00:46:28,188 --> 00:46:30,590
Our mission is to make sure
that the God he builds

1005
00:46:30,590 --> 00:46:32,525
is a God that likes people.

1006
00:46:32,926 --> 00:46:34,961
And by God, you mean...

1007
00:46:34,961 --> 00:46:36,930
Post-singularity,
self-perpetuating,

1008
00:46:36,930 --> 00:46:39,432
information-processing
artificial intelligence,

1009
00:46:39,432 --> 00:46:40,633
AI, the big bopper.

1010
00:46:40,633 --> 00:46:43,937
AI? But isn't that...
a thing already?

1011
00:46:43,937 --> 00:46:45,605
It gets a lot worse, honey.

1012
00:46:45,605 --> 00:46:47,140
That's right, Mark.

1013
00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:49,776
And if we don't get to
this kid in the next hour,

1014
00:46:49,776 --> 00:46:51,311
that's a wrap on people.

1015
00:46:51,311 --> 00:46:53,113
[scoffs] ******* nonsense.

1016
00:46:53,113 --> 00:46:54,447
What was that, Scott?
Speak up.

1017
00:46:54,447 --> 00:46:57,617
[siren wailing]

1018
00:46:59,652 --> 00:47:01,955
Kid's house
is six blocks away here.

1019
00:47:01,955 --> 00:47:03,790
Clearly, we can't just
waltz down the street,

1020
00:47:03,790 --> 00:47:05,291
so we're gonna need to cut
through a few buildings

1021
00:47:05,291 --> 00:47:06,659
and
backyards.

1022
00:47:06,659 --> 00:47:09,295
There are two vicious Dobermans
in this auto shop here.

1023
00:47:09,295 --> 00:47:12,999
A homeless guy with a knife
is asleep on this roof here.

1024
00:47:12,999 --> 00:47:14,801
Do not wake him.

1025
00:47:15,301 --> 00:47:17,237
There's a storage yard
with a barbed wire fence.

1026
00:47:17,237 --> 00:47:19,305
I think that's our best bet.
If we can hop the fence

1027
00:47:19,305 --> 00:47:20,974
without alerting the guard,

1028
00:47:20,974 --> 00:47:24,678
which is highly unlikely
with you chuckleheads,

1029
00:47:24,678 --> 00:47:26,813
we'll be in spitting distance
of a solid route

1030
00:47:26,813 --> 00:47:28,982
through the backyards. Okay?

1031
00:47:28,982 --> 00:47:30,650
And what happens
if we alert the guard?

1032
00:47:30,650 --> 00:47:32,185
Nothing good, Scott.
Let's move out.

1033
00:47:32,185 --> 00:47:34,154
Wait, wait, wait.

1034
00:47:34,154 --> 00:47:35,422
What exactly
are we supposed to do

1035
00:47:35,422 --> 00:47:36,756
when we get to this boy's house?

1036
00:47:36,756 --> 00:47:39,159
This kid invents
superintelligence in 60 minutes.

1037
00:47:39,159 --> 00:47:40,927
Unfortunately,
the safety measures

1038
00:47:40,927 --> 00:47:44,497
to keep AI in check aren't
invented for another 50 years.

1039
00:47:45,980 --> 00:47:48,101
But I come from the future,
where the smartest people

1040
00:47:48,101 --> 00:47:49,836
of my time worked
long and hard to create

1041
00:47:49,836 --> 00:47:51,338
the necessary safety
protocols,

1042
00:47:51,338 --> 00:47:54,341
which should have been in place
before AI was ever created.

1043
00:47:54,841 --> 00:47:57,344
They sent me here
to install this software

1044
00:47:57,344 --> 00:48:00,613
into the AI at the moment just
before it gains consciousness.

1045
00:48:00,613 --> 00:48:02,182
What kind of safety measures?

1046
00:48:02,182 --> 00:48:04,117
Do I look like
a software engineer?

1047
00:48:04,117 --> 00:48:05,552
I'm just a soldier on a mission.

1048
00:48:05,552 --> 00:48:07,120
Put this thing
into another thing

1049
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,788
before this thing gets to zero.

1050
00:48:12,692 --> 00:48:15,128
[alarm ringing]

1051
00:48:15,128 --> 00:48:16,196
Run!

1052
00:48:16,196 --> 00:48:19,132
[ominous music]

1053
00:48:21,368 --> 00:48:23,737
[group shouting]

1054
00:48:23,737 --> 00:48:26,239
Go to the left! Go to the left!
The left, everybody!

1055
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,218
On my six, on my six, on my six!

1056
00:48:43,223 --> 00:48:44,391
[Scott] Move, move, hey.

1057
00:48:44,991 --> 00:48:46,393
Go, go! Go, go, go!

1058
00:48:47,727 --> 00:48:49,829
[Marie crying out]

1059
00:48:55,835 --> 00:48:58,238
[alarm ends]

1060
00:49:03,576 --> 00:49:05,912
[engine revving]

1061
00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:11,751
Oh, those were not cops.

1062
00:49:11,751 --> 00:49:12,752
You think?

1063
00:49:13,953 --> 00:49:15,422
- Who was that?
- [Man] Bad guys.

1064
00:49:15,422 --> 00:49:17,900
- What do you mean, bad guys?
- I mean ******* bad guys.

1065
00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:19,693
- Guys you don't want to meet.
- [Susan] Who sent them?

1066
00:49:19,959 --> 00:49:21,594
No idea, never found out.

1067
00:49:21,594 --> 00:49:23,263
Best not to think about it
too much.

1068
00:49:23,697 --> 00:49:26,990
Never been down here before.

1069
00:49:26,990 --> 00:49:31,371
Need to scope it out. Find
us a new route. Stay here.

1070
00:49:31,938 --> 00:49:33,973
And keep quiet.

1071
00:49:37,310 --> 00:49:38,645
[Ingrid] Good one.

1072
00:49:38,645 --> 00:49:39,946
You guys don't actually believe
this shit, do you?

1073
00:49:39,946 --> 00:49:40,280
- Let's get the hell out of here.
- [exclaiming]

1074
00:49:40,780 --> 00:49:42,949
I was already
having a shitty day.

1075
00:49:43,450 --> 00:49:47,287
I just wanted a slice of pie
and a few moments' quiet.

1076
00:49:47,287 --> 00:49:48,555
No, no, he-- he knew
a few things.

1077
00:49:48,555 --> 00:49:49,622
Things he couldn't have known.

1078
00:49:49,622 --> 00:49:51,691
Crazy people get lucky too, okay?

1079
00:49:51,691 --> 00:49:53,393
He didn't know about
the cellar, or the car

1080
00:49:53,393 --> 00:49:54,661
that just tried to kill us.

1081
00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:57,664
Yeah,
but he knew that Bob had a gun.

1082
00:49:57,664 --> 00:49:59,833
Anyone could
tell that Bob had a gun.

1083
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:01,835
Also, he let Bob die.

1084
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:03,303
No, I guess I don't.

1085
00:50:05,305 --> 00:50:08,708
- What about you?
- In the diner,

1086
00:50:08,708 --> 00:50:11,478
he wasn't acting like
a man ready to blow himself up.

1087
00:50:12,145 --> 00:50:15,315
He was hiding behind us like
he was scared of getting shot.

1088
00:50:15,315 --> 00:50:16,549
Someone's gotta do something.
[grunting]

1089
00:50:16,549 --> 00:50:18,418
[Man] I thought I told
you to keep your voices down.

1090
00:50:23,757 --> 00:50:25,759
Now I could do a few parlor
tricks, prove to you

1091
00:50:25,759 --> 00:50:28,610
I'm from the future. But none
of that would mean a damn.

1092
00:50:28,610 --> 00:50:29,763
What means a damn
is you people choosing to

1093
00:50:29,763 --> 00:50:32,932
come along for this ride because
somewhere inside of you,

1094
00:50:32,932 --> 00:50:36,236
you know, the way things are,
the way the world is today,

1095
00:50:36,236 --> 00:50:39,673
the way people are with each
other, the way we're heading,

1096
00:50:39,673 --> 00:50:42,742
you know
the world's going to shit.

1097
00:50:42,742 --> 00:50:45,110
And someone's got to step in
and do something about it.

1098
00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:47,847
Whether or not you believe
I'm the Ghost of Christmas

1099
00:50:47,847 --> 00:50:50,417
******* Future ain't
gonna keep us alive tonight.

1100
00:50:52,952 --> 00:50:54,870
We'll survive tonight.

1101
00:50:55,522 --> 00:50:56,890
Because you decided to wake up

1102
00:50:56,890 --> 00:50:58,692
and see
the writing on the wall,

1103
00:50:58,692 --> 00:50:59,926
And you don't very much
******* like what you see,

1104
00:50:59,926 --> 00:51:01,561
and you're ready
to do something about it.

1105
00:51:06,266 --> 00:51:08,802
[water dripping]

1106
00:51:11,271 --> 00:51:14,874
Either way, we made
it out of Norms, so I won't

1107
00:51:14,874 --> 00:51:16,710
force any of you to keep
going if you don't want to.

1108
00:51:18,411 --> 00:51:19,579
You're free to go.

1109
00:51:21,381 --> 00:51:22,716
But I'm running out of time.

1110
00:51:27,954 --> 00:51:29,723
47 cents, Scott.

1111
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,595
Left side pocket.

1112
00:51:39,399 --> 00:51:41,968
- [intriguing music]
- Shit.

1113
00:51:47,173 --> 00:51:49,242
[clattering]

1114
00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:52,746
Why are you still holding that?
Is that thing even a bomb?

1115
00:51:52,746 --> 00:51:55,148
No, it's not a bomb.
It's my way home.

1116
00:51:55,148 --> 00:51:57,484
I hit this button
and go back, try again.

1117
00:51:57,484 --> 00:51:59,419
That's why I keep
my thumb right here.

1118
00:51:59,419 --> 00:52:01,654
Things go south,
I zap out of here,

1119
00:52:01,654 --> 00:52:03,857
start over.
You people are on your own.

1120
00:52:03,857 --> 00:52:07,930
Rule number one is,
I am not expendable.

1121
00:52:07,930 --> 00:52:09,662
Not until I finish the mission.
Not until I see this through.

1122
00:52:09,662 --> 00:52:12,532
Wait, so--
so we're expendable?

1123
00:52:13,867 --> 00:52:14,834
Yeah.

1124
00:52:16,536 --> 00:52:18,400
[♪]

1125
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,106
[Man] We're gonna cut
across these roofs,

1126
00:52:20,106 --> 00:52:21,841
and we're gonna climb down
into a backyard.

1127
00:52:21,841 --> 00:52:24,177
Okay, but why this whole
elaborate plan?

1128
00:52:24,177 --> 00:52:25,512
If you know who invented AI,

1129
00:52:25,512 --> 00:52:27,147
why don't you just go
back in time and kill 'em?

1130
00:52:29,282 --> 00:52:31,170
Why don't we just
kill a nine-year-old boy?

1131
00:52:31,170 --> 00:52:34,540
Uh, first of all,
Mark, that's pretty dark.

1132
00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:36,489
Second,
artificial superintelligence

1133
00:52:36,489 --> 00:52:39,159
is an inevitability
in all timelines.

1134
00:52:39,159 --> 00:52:40,860
Knowing where this kid is

1135
00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:43,630
is a gift
we should not have been given.

1136
00:52:43,630 --> 00:52:45,165
The AI train's
already left the station.

1137
00:52:45,165 --> 00:52:46,666
We're just trying to install
some last-minute brakes.

1138
00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:49,202
[screaming] What is that?

1139
00:52:49,202 --> 00:52:51,171
- That's just Gerry.
- Who's Gerry?

1140
00:52:51,171 --> 00:52:53,206
[Man] The ******* homeless guy
on the roof.

1141
00:52:53,206 --> 00:52:54,808
You mean the guy with the knife?

1142
00:52:55,241 --> 00:52:56,810
[screaming]

1143
00:52:56,810 --> 00:52:58,511
I don't know.
What do you think, Mark?

1144
00:52:58,511 --> 00:53:00,130
[Gerry]
The Krampus took my daughter.

1145
00:53:00,130 --> 00:53:01,581
Keep your voice down.
Okay, okay, okay.

1146
00:53:01,581 --> 00:53:05,719
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
Hey, hey, Gerry. Remember me?

1147
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:07,721
Krampus took my daughter.

1148
00:53:07,721 --> 00:53:09,322
- Okay. Shh!
- [brakes screeching]

1149
00:53:09,322 --> 00:53:10,256
Krampus took my daughter.

1150
00:53:10,990 --> 00:53:13,930
[dramatic music]

1151
00:53:13,930 --> 00:53:14,600
...took my daughter...

1152
00:53:16,363 --> 00:53:18,365
Jesus. Gerry, look!

1153
00:53:18,365 --> 00:53:20,567
- Where?
- It's invisible people.

1154
00:53:24,204 --> 00:53:25,572
[♪]

1155
00:53:28,575 --> 00:53:30,243
[screams]

1156
00:53:36,116 --> 00:53:37,217
[Man] Get down!

1157
00:53:42,756 --> 00:53:44,124
Those are real bullets!

1158
00:53:44,124 --> 00:53:46,259
[Man] Yes, super real!
Very real!

1159
00:53:46,259 --> 00:53:47,260
Go, go, go, go!

1160
00:53:50,764 --> 00:53:52,432
Go, go, go, go, go!

1161
00:53:52,432 --> 00:53:53,767
[Man] Hold on!

1162
00:54:00,540 --> 00:54:01,808
[brakes screeching]

1163
00:54:08,381 --> 00:54:10,116
[electric guitar riff]

1164
00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:15,288
[ominous music]

1165
00:54:22,629 --> 00:54:24,970
- Whoa!
- [Marie] Oh!

1166
00:54:25,665 --> 00:54:28,100
Krampus, you took my daughter!

1167
00:54:31,738 --> 00:54:33,773
- Thanks, Gerry.
- Right.

1168
00:54:37,344 --> 00:54:40,146
- Hold up, hold up.
- Come on!

1169
00:54:43,750 --> 00:54:44,851
[tense music]

1170
00:54:51,324 --> 00:54:52,992
[gun clicking]

1171
00:54:54,427 --> 00:54:55,662
I just wanted pie.

1172
00:54:56,429 --> 00:54:58,765
[group exclaiming, gunfire]

1173
00:55:00,467 --> 00:55:02,100
Run!

1174
00:55:14,114 --> 00:55:15,682
Come on!

1175
00:55:15,682 --> 00:55:17,183
- No.
- No.

1176
00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:22,220
Everyone, into the dumpster.

1177
00:55:22,220 --> 00:55:23,957
- What?
- Into the dumpster. Jump. Now.

1178
00:55:26,659 --> 00:55:28,194
Go. Jump.

1179
00:55:28,194 --> 00:55:29,696
[screaming]

1180
00:55:29,696 --> 00:55:32,198
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go.

1181
00:55:35,201 --> 00:55:37,370
[yelling]

1182
00:55:38,705 --> 00:55:40,540
Oh, rats.

1183
00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:42,308
Why is it always rats?

1184
00:55:42,308 --> 00:55:43,430
[Ingrid] Oh, my God!

1185
00:55:44,978 --> 00:55:47,380
[group screaming]

1186
00:55:47,380 --> 00:55:48,982
Pigs in a blanket. [snorts]

1187
00:55:53,153 --> 00:55:55,221
[gun clicking]

1188
00:55:56,356 --> 00:55:57,891
Grab it. Absolutely--

1189
00:56:01,895 --> 00:56:03,763
- [Man] Get under the garbage.
- What are you doing?

1190
00:56:06,399 --> 00:56:08,101
[♪]

1191
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:17,877
[panting]

1192
00:56:25,518 --> 00:56:27,387
- Oh, God.
- Hi.

1193
00:56:29,422 --> 00:56:31,257
We're okay. We-- we're--

1194
00:56:31,257 --> 00:56:33,930
[clattering]

1195
00:56:33,930 --> 00:56:33,893
Whoa!

1196
00:56:36,629 --> 00:56:39,366
Ah, ****. No, no.

1197
00:56:41,267 --> 00:56:44,604
[group screaming]

1198
00:56:44,604 --> 00:56:49,275
[Man]
Hey. Hey, you. Move. Move!

1199
00:56:55,815 --> 00:56:57,117
Move!

1200
00:57:01,821 --> 00:57:03,790
[screaming]

1201
00:57:07,260 --> 00:57:09,129
[coughing]

1202
00:57:14,467 --> 00:57:16,136
Almost cost us the mission.

1203
00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:20,306
**** is wrong with you?
Got a death wish or something?

1204
00:57:20,306 --> 00:57:23,143
When I tell you to move,
you ******* move. You got me?

1205
00:57:24,778 --> 00:57:26,312
Why didn't you protect Marie?

1206
00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:29,820
I don't know. Why didn't you?
I got shit to do.

1207
00:57:33,153 --> 00:57:35,188
- Who is he?
- Your guess is as good as mine.

1208
00:57:36,489 --> 00:57:38,324
These two have put
an end to some of our most

1209
00:57:38,324 --> 00:57:42,662
promising groups. Never
managed to get past one of 'em.

1210
00:57:42,662 --> 00:57:45,331
And we just got past both. Karl.

1211
00:57:46,990 --> 00:57:47,534
That's good, right?

1212
00:57:47,534 --> 00:57:51,338
- Means we got a shot.
- Yeah, this group has a chance.

1213
00:57:52,372 --> 00:57:55,175
Not everyone's gonna
make it to the end, Scott.

1214
00:57:56,609 --> 00:57:58,211
I'm gonna make it to the end.

1215
00:58:00,130 --> 00:58:03,116
Just a few backyards to go.
Stay together. Keep quiet.

1216
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:08,121
Come on, let's go.

1217
00:58:09,656 --> 00:58:11,124
You still with us, princess?

1218
00:58:13,193 --> 00:58:14,994
[Ingrid]
Why do you care if I die?

1219
00:58:17,297 --> 00:58:18,531
I don't know.

1220
00:58:18,998 --> 00:58:21,368
Maybe I got
a soft spot for weirdos.

1221
00:58:21,901 --> 00:58:24,204
Get your head in the game.
Stop ******* around.

1222
00:58:26,906 --> 00:58:29,476
Something's definitely
rotten in Denmark tonight.

1223
00:58:30,430 --> 00:58:31,244
Not sure I like it.

1224
00:58:35,548 --> 00:58:37,250
What the **** is wrong with her?

1225
00:58:38,651 --> 00:58:41,210
[mysterious music]

1226
00:58:41,988 --> 00:58:44,224
[metal rattling]

1227
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:55,100
[gentle piano music]

1228
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:56,236
[doctor]
Nothing's wrong with her.

1229
00:58:56,236 --> 00:58:58,710
So, what, she's making it up?

1230
00:58:58,710 --> 00:58:59,372
I'm not saying that,
but according to

1231
00:58:59,372 --> 00:59:00,874
our understanding of the brain,

1232
00:59:00,874 --> 00:59:03,243
what you're describing, it's not
physiologically possible.

1233
00:59:03,243 --> 00:59:05,512
According to your understanding.

1234
00:59:05,512 --> 00:59:07,847
She'd be the first person
in human existence

1235
00:59:07,847 --> 00:59:10,784
to what?
Be allergic to technology?

1236
00:59:10,784 --> 00:59:12,686
- Oh, is that the new one?
- Yeah.

1237
00:59:12,686 --> 00:59:14,870
- It's decel...
- But James.

1238
00:59:14,870 --> 00:59:15,689
What kind of life will she have?

1239
00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:18,910
She can barely go anywhere
or be around anyone.

1240
00:59:18,910 --> 00:59:19,626
How will she make friends?

1241
00:59:19,626 --> 00:59:23,263
How will she ever
find happiness or joy or--

1242
00:59:23,897 --> 00:59:24,931
Or love?

1243
00:59:25,432 --> 00:59:27,701
[♪]

1244
00:59:27,701 --> 00:59:28,702
Shit.

1245
00:59:31,604 --> 00:59:33,206
[woman] I don't know.
I pay you to know.

1246
00:59:33,206 --> 00:59:35,709
Just go and do
your ******* job. Hey.

1247
00:59:35,709 --> 00:59:37,430
You were, like, 30 minutes late.

1248
00:59:37,430 --> 00:59:39,612
I know. Uh, sorry.
The bus was late, and it's--

1249
00:59:39,612 --> 00:59:40,747
Well, who are you?

1250
00:59:40,747 --> 00:59:42,816
Ingrid.
My name's Ingrid.

1251
00:59:42,816 --> 00:59:44,784
No, what princess are you?

1252
00:59:44,784 --> 00:59:47,530
Jasmine? Ariel? Elsa?

1253
00:59:47,530 --> 00:59:51,591
Uh, yeah, I'm not any of those.
I'm sort of just a ...

1254
00:59:52,592 --> 00:59:54,127
A generic princess.

1255
00:59:54,928 --> 00:59:56,463
You're not even from a movie?

1256
00:59:56,463 --> 01:00:00,800
Yeah, no, but in a way, I'm also
from, like, every movie.

1257
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:03,636
You are gonna go out there,
and you are gonna tell them

1258
01:00:03,636 --> 01:00:05,805
that you are Elsa's cousin.

1259
01:00:05,805 --> 01:00:08,341
- [phone buzzing]
- God, you're bleeding.

1260
01:00:09,242 --> 01:00:11,978
- Oh. Um...
- I'm just gonna get you...

1261
01:00:14,814 --> 01:00:16,820
- Uh, sorry.
- God.

1262
01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:17,784
Are you gonna be okay?

1263
01:00:17,784 --> 01:00:19,619
Yeah. Yeah. Shit. I-- I got it.

1264
01:00:19,619 --> 01:00:22,322
It's just, it's an allergy.
Sort of why I work with kids.

1265
01:00:22,322 --> 01:00:23,189
Thank you.

1266
01:00:24,357 --> 01:00:26,426
Just get the cake out there.

1267
01:00:26,426 --> 01:00:27,360
Okay.

1268
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:32,766
♪ Happy birthday, dear Alice ♪

1269
01:00:32,766 --> 01:00:37,300
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

1270
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:38,872
There it is.

1271
01:00:38,872 --> 01:00:40,974
Make a wish. Boop!

1272
01:00:40,974 --> 01:00:43,143
Oh, yay!

1273
01:00:44,511 --> 01:00:47,347
[engine revving]

1274
01:00:49,849 --> 01:00:51,117
[father] Great!

1275
01:00:51,117 --> 01:00:53,186
Un-*******-believable.

1276
01:00:53,186 --> 01:00:54,521
[clearing throat]

1277
01:00:56,990 --> 01:00:59,693
- Where the hell have you been?
- Oh, sorry.

1278
01:00:59,693 --> 01:01:01,895
This place is hard to find.

1279
01:01:01,895 --> 01:01:04,197
Nothing is hard to find.
Use your--

1280
01:01:04,698 --> 01:01:07,534
- is that a Thomas Guide?
- I don't believe in phones, sir.

1281
01:01:08,501 --> 01:01:11,371
Great.
Well, I don't believe in tips.

1282
01:01:12,572 --> 01:01:13,707
*******.

1283
01:01:17,210 --> 01:01:19,179
[gentle music]

1284
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,106
[♪]

1285
01:01:50,100 --> 01:01:51,544
Oh.

1286
01:01:51,544 --> 01:01:54,681
- What is it?
- I don't know.

1287
01:01:54,681 --> 01:01:57,217
- Well, did you order something?
- No.

1288
01:01:57,784 --> 01:02:00,186
Okay, then it must be
for someone else.

1289
01:02:00,186 --> 01:02:01,855
Well, it's got my name on it.

1290
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:13,633
You're gonna return it, right?

1291
01:02:15,402 --> 01:02:20,400
I mean, if it hurts you at all,
I'll throw it out. I promise.

1292
01:02:21,307 --> 01:02:22,542
Okay.

1293
01:02:23,877 --> 01:02:25,545
I just thought,
I just thought we agreed

1294
01:02:25,545 --> 01:02:27,213
to living without
these kinds of things.

1295
01:02:27,213 --> 01:02:29,382
Yeah, I know, uh...

1296
01:02:29,883 --> 01:02:32,152
I know, but I mean,
you're going to work, right?

1297
01:02:32,719 --> 01:02:34,220
I just want to try it.

1298
01:02:34,721 --> 01:02:35,989
I'll only use it in this room.

1299
01:02:35,989 --> 01:02:38,224
You won't even be here.
It's fine.

1300
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,227
Okay.

1301
01:02:45,565 --> 01:02:49,769
[electrical humming]

1302
01:02:57,577 --> 01:03:00,580
Okay. I'm gonna finish
getting ready for work.

1303
01:03:04,184 --> 01:03:04,918
Okay.

1304
01:03:09,356 --> 01:03:13,927
[kids singing]
♪ Happy birthday, dear Lily ♪

1305
01:03:13,927 --> 01:03:18,431
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

1306
01:03:18,431 --> 01:03:19,933
You ready to make a wish?

1307
01:03:31,644 --> 01:03:33,279
Hey, I'm home.

1308
01:03:37,951 --> 01:03:38,785
Tim.

1309
01:03:38,785 --> 01:03:43,623
[somber music]

1310
01:03:47,293 --> 01:03:48,161
Tim!

1311
01:04:04,770 --> 01:04:07,681
[metal clanking
in the distance]

1312
01:04:16,523 --> 01:04:20,660
[breathing heavily]

1313
01:04:22,162 --> 01:04:25,198
- Tim?
- Hi.

1314
01:04:25,699 --> 01:04:28,201
- Hi, honey.
- What are you doing?

1315
01:04:28,201 --> 01:04:32,672
- It's the middle of the night.
- Yeah, I was starving.

1316
01:04:33,506 --> 01:04:35,342
Yeah, I can see that.

1317
01:04:36,876 --> 01:04:39,846
Hey, are you okay?

1318
01:04:39,846 --> 01:04:44,170
[sighs] I cannot describe to you
how good I feel right now.

1319
01:04:45,285 --> 01:04:46,686
I feel electric.

1320
01:04:48,540 --> 01:04:53,393
I don't like this.
Tim, I don't like this.

1321
01:04:53,860 --> 01:04:56,529
It's not like you to lose
yourself in a thing like that,

1322
01:04:56,529 --> 01:04:57,731
and it's creeping me out.

1323
01:04:57,731 --> 01:05:00,330
I know, I know.
I'm sorry. I'm just...

1324
01:05:01,868 --> 01:05:04,204
I'm just really excited
about it right now, I guess.

1325
01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:07,707
Why? I mean, what...
What even is it?

1326
01:05:07,707 --> 01:05:09,376
It's just like
a video game, right?

1327
01:05:10,543 --> 01:05:12,379
Sort of. Yeah.

1328
01:05:12,379 --> 01:05:13,546
Yeah, but...

1329
01:05:14,470 --> 01:05:17,500
I mean, no more than...
this is a video game.

1330
01:05:17,550 --> 01:05:21,755
In fact, it's... it's less
of a video game than all this.

1331
01:05:21,755 --> 01:05:23,223
What? Reality.

1332
01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:26,920
See, it's got me
thinking about things

1333
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,896
like, why is there pain
and unhappiness?

1334
01:05:29,896 --> 01:05:32,499
Why is there suffering?

1335
01:05:32,499 --> 01:05:36,903
Is it just so we can
overcome obstacles and have,

1336
01:05:36,903 --> 01:05:38,838
I don't know,
transformative experiences

1337
01:05:38,838 --> 01:05:41,408
that allow us to grow
and better ourselves?

1338
01:05:42,742 --> 01:05:45,745
Why can't we already be
our best selves?

1339
01:05:47,247 --> 01:05:48,248
I don't...

1340
01:05:49,249 --> 01:05:51,418
even know
how to respond to you right now.

1341
01:05:51,418 --> 01:05:53,920
- You sound high.
- Look.

1342
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,856
What if someone made
a better reality than this one?

1343
01:05:56,856 --> 01:05:59,920
What if, what if someone
made one that was better

1344
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:01,428
in every single way than ours?

1345
01:06:01,961 --> 01:06:03,930
Reality as it should have
always been.

1346
01:06:07,934 --> 01:06:11,805
Hey, hey, come on. Come to bed.

1347
01:06:11,805 --> 01:06:14,808
I've... I'll be in soon.

1348
01:06:18,445 --> 01:06:20,146
You're still going
to work tomorrow, right?

1349
01:06:20,146 --> 01:06:24,317
I'm... I'm actually
taking some time off.

1350
01:06:24,317 --> 01:06:26,319
I guess you could
call it a sabbatical.

1351
01:06:28,788 --> 01:06:29,789
Okay.

1352
01:06:32,892 --> 01:06:33,993
Well, good night.

1353
01:06:36,963 --> 01:06:38,398
Good luck, have fun, don't die.

1354
01:06:41,670 --> 01:06:43,970
- Excuse me?
- Of course.

1355
01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:47,240
It's a thing we say
to each other in there.

1356
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:51,644
A greeting,
like hello or goodbye.

1357
01:06:51,644 --> 01:06:52,979
Like aloha, I guess.

1358
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:03,857
[kids singing]
♪ Happy birthday, dear Mary ♪

1359
01:07:03,857 --> 01:07:08,528
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

1360
01:07:09,496 --> 01:07:11,831
[eerie music]

1361
01:07:13,433 --> 01:07:18,438
[all screaming]

1362
01:07:35,355 --> 01:07:37,524
[thunder rumbling]

1363
01:07:49,369 --> 01:07:51,705
[panting]

1364
01:07:51,705 --> 01:07:54,908
- Hi.
- What's going on?

1365
01:07:54,908 --> 01:07:57,377
I'm cooking us dinner.

1366
01:07:58,545 --> 01:08:01,381
And I... I got you flowers.

1367
01:08:03,883 --> 01:08:06,886
- Why?
- Why?

1368
01:08:09,889 --> 01:08:10,890
Because I love you.

1369
01:08:12,392 --> 01:08:13,893
And I want you to be happy.

1370
01:08:15,829 --> 01:08:19,399
- You do?
- Of course. Of course.

1371
01:08:21,735 --> 01:08:22,902
You're soaking.

1372
01:08:24,170 --> 01:08:25,238
Cheers.

1373
01:08:26,740 --> 01:08:29,109
- I love you.
- I love you too.

1374
01:08:30,777 --> 01:08:35,782
So, uh... I have something
pretty important

1375
01:08:35,782 --> 01:08:37,417
I need to talk to you about.

1376
01:08:38,518 --> 01:08:39,252
Okay?

1377
01:08:40,854 --> 01:08:43,590
- I love you.
- You said that.

1378
01:08:46,526 --> 01:08:47,427
I've, uh...

1379
01:08:49,950 --> 01:08:50,930
I've decided to make
the transition.

1380
01:08:52,766 --> 01:08:53,600
Permanently.

1381
01:08:55,101 --> 01:08:59,439
It's... it's a...
it's a relatively new process,

1382
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:04,444
but there's a facility nearby
where they provide you with,

1383
01:09:04,444 --> 01:09:07,147
well, everything
you need to make it possible.

1384
01:09:08,982 --> 01:09:12,619
[exhaling] I've...
I've made my choice.

1385
01:09:13,787 --> 01:09:17,657
I'm choosing the...
other reality over this one.

1386
01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:20,460
I'm going to make it permanent.

1387
01:09:22,729 --> 01:09:23,963
There's a...

1388
01:09:25,650 --> 01:09:27,333
There's a taxi
coming for me now.

1389
01:09:27,967 --> 01:09:30,670
You can do whatever
you want with my things.

1390
01:09:30,670 --> 01:09:35,308
- I won't be bringing anything.
- I... I don't...

1391
01:09:37,677 --> 01:09:39,846
You're leaving me?

1392
01:09:39,846 --> 01:09:42,649
You're leaving our life
for a video game?

1393
01:09:45,251 --> 01:09:48,880
Tim, that's ******* psychotic.

1394
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,690
It's a, it's a game.
You can't do that.

1395
01:09:50,690 --> 01:09:53,260
You... this is ******* crazy.

1396
01:09:53,260 --> 01:09:59,165
Look, I wish I'd never
gone in there, okay?

1397
01:09:59,165 --> 01:10:02,335
But I can't un-know what I know.

1398
01:10:03,837 --> 01:10:07,607
Someone has made
a better world, Ingrid.

1399
01:10:09,175 --> 01:10:12,120
Unequivocally better
in every single way.

1400
01:10:14,514 --> 01:10:17,684
Why would I choose
this world over that one?

1401
01:10:19,386 --> 01:10:20,620
Because of me.

1402
01:10:20,620 --> 01:10:24,724
[emotional music]

1403
01:10:27,527 --> 01:10:28,528
It's not enough.

1404
01:10:32,465 --> 01:10:35,969
No, no. I'm...
I'm not losing you to this.

1405
01:10:35,969 --> 01:10:38,405
Tim! Tim, this isn't you.

1406
01:10:38,405 --> 01:10:40,206
- You're brainwashed.
- I'm sorry.

1407
01:10:40,206 --> 01:10:41,541
You're addicted.
But please!

1408
01:10:41,541 --> 01:10:44,477
Please just don't leave, please!
Please!

1409
01:10:47,647 --> 01:10:49,716
[sobs]

1410
01:10:58,580 --> 01:11:01,161
[electrical humming]

1411
01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:05,231
[intense music]

1412
01:11:05,231 --> 01:11:07,567
[electricity pulsating]

1413
01:11:18,745 --> 01:11:20,130
[Man] We're making good time.

1414
01:11:20,130 --> 01:11:22,248
We'll cut through
these yards here and hold on

1415
01:11:22,248 --> 01:11:25,418
this position here until making
our final push. Let's go.

1416
01:11:28,188 --> 01:11:30,523
Hey, hey, hey!
Shouldn't you be more careful?

1417
01:11:30,523 --> 01:11:32,759
- They might see you.
- Nobody sees us.

1418
01:11:32,759 --> 01:11:34,294
Nobody sees anything
they don't wanna see.

1419
01:11:37,130 --> 01:11:38,131
Bunch of idiots.

1420
01:11:39,432 --> 01:11:42,102
Except the dog.
Maybe the dog see us.

1421
01:11:46,439 --> 01:11:48,410
[Scott] What?
What are you doing?

1422
01:11:48,410 --> 01:11:49,709
The Richardsons
are on vacation.

1423
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,148
There it is.

1424
01:11:56,449 --> 01:12:00,120
Somewhere inside that house is
the nine-year-old father of AI.

1425
01:12:01,388 --> 01:12:03,456
The house is right there.

1426
01:12:03,456 --> 01:12:05,225
- Yeah.
- [Mark] So we made it.

1427
01:12:05,225 --> 01:12:06,393
No, other groups
have made it this far.

1428
01:12:06,393 --> 01:12:08,161
No one's ever made it
to that house.

1429
01:12:08,795 --> 01:12:10,730
Why? What happens?

1430
01:12:11,297 --> 01:12:13,800
[sighs] I don't know
how to put this. I guess...

1431
01:12:17,804 --> 01:12:19,639
There's some shit
that's about to come down

1432
01:12:19,639 --> 01:12:22,909
upon this house
that I can't prepare you for.

1433
01:12:22,909 --> 01:12:26,479
An enemy's coming that has
no weakness cannot be stopped,

1434
01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:28,982
and outnumbers us at minimum,
ten to one.

1435
01:12:28,982 --> 01:12:30,583
What? What are you saying?

1436
01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:32,652
- What's coming?
- Well, that's the thing.

1437
01:12:32,652 --> 01:12:35,488
I have no idea because
it's different every time.

1438
01:12:35,488 --> 01:12:38,358
Sometimes it's cops or armed
mercenaries like we saw tonight.

1439
01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:42,162
Other times it's meth'd-up
lunatics with axes.

1440
01:12:42,495 --> 01:12:44,998
It's been rabid dogs,
an angry mob.

1441
01:12:44,998 --> 01:12:47,667
Navy SEALS.
Those guys are tough.

1442
01:12:48,168 --> 01:12:50,370
Once it was just
a million ******* rats.

1443
01:12:51,838 --> 01:12:54,341
- They spread disease.
- Yeah, that's right. Mark.

1444
01:12:54,341 --> 01:12:56,509
- Another time fire.
- [Mark] Oh my God.

1445
01:12:56,509 --> 01:12:59,346
- Just fire everywhere.
- Very hot.

1446
01:12:59,346 --> 01:13:00,680
There's no pattern to any of it.

1447
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,682
So I have no idea
what's coming for us tonight.

1448
01:13:02,682 --> 01:13:05,618
A biker gang, the Yakuza.
Your guess is as good as mine.

1449
01:13:05,618 --> 01:13:09,389
What the **** are you talking
about? Yakuza? Navy SEALS?

1450
01:13:09,389 --> 01:13:11,358
This is a nine-year-old boy.

1451
01:13:11,358 --> 01:13:13,860
What kind of *******
3D printer does he have?

1452
01:13:13,860 --> 01:13:15,562
What we're dealing
with doesn't interface

1453
01:13:15,562 --> 01:13:17,697
with reality
in a way you'll understand.

1454
01:13:17,697 --> 01:13:19,532
So don't try.
It's above your pay grade.

1455
01:13:19,532 --> 01:13:21,968
[scoffs]
You don't know my pay grade.

1456
01:13:21,968 --> 01:13:24,371
- Uh, you drive Uber. So...
- Yeah?

1457
01:13:24,371 --> 01:13:26,390
**** you.
I'm an amazing Uber driver.

1458
01:13:26,390 --> 01:13:29,376
If there's no rhyme or reason,
then it can just be anything.

1459
01:13:29,376 --> 01:13:31,244
Yeah, 'cause it could be
something nice too.

1460
01:13:31,244 --> 01:13:33,646
- Like kittens?
- [Mark] Yeah, kittens.

1461
01:13:33,646 --> 01:13:35,810
No, it's not gonna be kittens.

1462
01:13:35,810 --> 01:13:36,583
But she's right. Why does
it have to be something bad?

1463
01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:39,886
Why can't it be something cool?
Like... a centaur?

1464
01:13:39,886 --> 01:13:41,154
- Oh!
- Okay. Stop!

1465
01:13:41,154 --> 01:13:42,489
Please don't make light of this.

1466
01:13:42,489 --> 01:13:44,157
Like a centaur, like
a parade of centaurs, right?

1467
01:13:44,157 --> 01:13:45,425
Just throwing confetti.

1468
01:13:45,425 --> 01:13:47,560
- They just make us happy.
- They make us happy.

1469
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:50,630
Just make you happy, huh? Yeah.

1470
01:13:50,630 --> 01:13:53,990
This isn't make-believe.
It's not here to entertain you.

1471
01:13:53,990 --> 01:13:57,237
It's gonna be real things,
like suicide bombers and wolves.

1472
01:13:57,237 --> 01:13:59,572
Or a pug. Just one little pug.

1473
01:13:59,572 --> 01:14:04,110
It's not gonna be
one ******* pug, Susan!

1474
01:14:04,577 --> 01:14:06,746
- Okay.
- You think this is a joke?

1475
01:14:07,247 --> 01:14:08,915
I've watched people die
in this house

1476
01:14:08,915 --> 01:14:11,418
in ways I will never forget.

1477
01:14:11,418 --> 01:14:13,953
So somber the **** up?

1478
01:14:15,922 --> 01:14:20,860
[sighs] Look, you've made it
farther than most groups.

1479
01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:22,796
That means something.
I truly believe

1480
01:14:22,796 --> 01:14:25,432
you could be the group
that gets inside that house.

1481
01:14:25,432 --> 01:14:27,600
Now let's barricade the doors,

1482
01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:30,370
let's find some weapons
and let's get ready.

1483
01:14:31,104 --> 01:14:32,272
- Okay.
- Okay.

1484
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:38,445
[exciting music]

1485
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:43,616
[thuds]

1486
01:14:58,465 --> 01:15:02,635
[chainsaw revs]

1487
01:15:26,826 --> 01:15:28,828
[music stops]

1488
01:15:33,933 --> 01:15:37,370
So, now what?

1489
01:15:38,838 --> 01:15:40,600
Now we just Wait,

1490
01:15:43,176 --> 01:15:46,680
So if we fail,
what happens to us?

1491
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:50,850
I mean, what happens
in the future that's so bad?

1492
01:15:51,284 --> 01:15:53,620
[sighs] Well,
it's subtle at first,

1493
01:15:53,620 --> 01:15:57,223
but over the next few years,
things start falling apart.

1494
01:15:57,223 --> 01:15:58,958
No one notices
until it's too late.

1495
01:15:59,392 --> 01:16:01,528
Food, water,
resources vanish overnight.

1496
01:16:01,528 --> 01:16:04,130
Within 50 years,
half the population's dead.

1497
01:16:04,130 --> 01:16:06,320
- Half the population?
- Yeah.

1498
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:07,367
What about the other half?

1499
01:16:07,367 --> 01:16:08,868
The other half's
lost forever in a world

1500
01:16:08,868 --> 01:16:10,303
of entertainment
and distraction.

1501
01:16:10,303 --> 01:16:12,539
Their bodies wandering
the wasteland, unaware.

1502
01:16:12,539 --> 01:16:13,873
Make no mistake.

1503
01:16:14,207 --> 01:16:16,810
The AI's gonna try to give you
everything you've ever wanted.

1504
01:16:16,810 --> 01:16:18,578
Constant distraction,
memorable characters,

1505
01:16:18,578 --> 01:16:20,714
challenges
and obstacles to overcome.

1506
01:16:20,714 --> 01:16:23,249
Exciting stakes that matter
and a satisfying ending.

1507
01:16:23,249 --> 01:16:25,885
But in the end,
it will all be a lie.

1508
01:16:26,653 --> 01:16:28,540
And you'll live in a cage.

1509
01:16:28,822 --> 01:16:31,925
But not you.
They never got you.

1510
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:42,680
No... not me.

1511
01:16:45,105 --> 01:16:49,743
[mysterious music]

1512
01:16:54,581 --> 01:16:57,584
I always wanted to see a...

1513
01:16:58,840 --> 01:16:59,919
I always wanted
to see a sunrise.

1514
01:17:03,890 --> 01:17:05,625
My mother described
them to me in detail.

1515
01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:08,280
I would draw her words.

1516
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:15,769
She promised me that someday,

1517
01:17:15,769 --> 01:17:18,772
we'd get to see one
together somewhere.

1518
01:17:24,711 --> 01:17:27,480
Everyone else could see
a sunrise anytime they wanted.

1519
01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:33,530
I left that world behind.

1520
01:17:33,753 --> 01:17:36,560
She said I was safer far away...

1521
01:17:37,257 --> 01:17:39,759
where the AI couldn't find us.

1522
01:17:39,759 --> 01:17:42,929
So she hid me away
from the world, off the grid.

1523
01:17:48,101 --> 01:17:49,602
It was all about her.

1524
01:17:53,106 --> 01:17:55,108
I resented her for that.

1525
01:17:55,108 --> 01:17:58,411
For not giving me the choice
to reject it on my own.

1526
01:17:58,411 --> 01:18:00,180
You know how kids are.

1527
01:18:02,349 --> 01:18:05,850
That made the temptation
all the worse.

1528
01:18:17,797 --> 01:18:19,966
Who wouldn't want hope
of a better life,

1529
01:18:19,966 --> 01:18:22,302
to see a sunrise
anytime they wanted?

1530
01:18:22,302 --> 01:18:23,970
Even if they knew
it wasn't real.

1531
01:18:38,151 --> 01:18:42,550
[dramatic music]

1532
01:18:46,493 --> 01:18:51,498
- [music stops]
- [panting]

1533
01:18:51,498 --> 01:18:53,299
[gasp]

1534
01:18:53,299 --> 01:18:55,668
[explosion]

1535
01:19:03,510 --> 01:19:08,648
[mournful music]

1536
01:19:09,849 --> 01:19:12,180
When she died, I blamed myself.

1537
01:19:19,259 --> 01:19:20,760
But I was also free.

1538
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:29,350
Free to choose my own battle.

1539
01:19:48,221 --> 01:19:50,623
Eventually, I found
a small group of survivors.

1540
01:19:50,623 --> 01:19:52,225
We moved underground.

1541
01:19:52,225 --> 01:19:54,394
And I took on the mission
to change the future

1542
01:19:54,394 --> 01:19:56,129
so that one day,
my mother and I could...

1543
01:19:57,564 --> 01:20:01,868
sit side by side,
watch the sun rise together.

1544
01:20:01,868 --> 01:20:05,905
[loud footsteps approaching]

1545
01:20:08,908 --> 01:20:10,243
What is... What is that?
You hear that?

1546
01:20:16,249 --> 01:20:17,830
Shit.

1547
01:20:20,860 --> 01:20:21,721
Oh, ****.

1548
01:20:21,721 --> 01:20:24,324
- This is at first.
- What's happening?

1549
01:20:24,324 --> 01:20:26,593
It's been a lot of weird shit
before, but it's never been...

1550
01:20:31,431 --> 01:20:33,266
Teenagers.

1551
01:20:33,266 --> 01:20:36,102
[tense music]

1552
01:20:38,672 --> 01:20:40,273
Oh, shit. They're everywhere.

1553
01:20:40,774 --> 01:20:43,109
- House is surrounded.
- Why aren't they attacking?

1554
01:20:43,109 --> 01:20:46,513
- They're waiting for orders.
- Listen to us.

1555
01:20:46,513 --> 01:20:47,947
In the high school
where we teach,

1556
01:20:47,947 --> 01:20:49,449
the teachers,
they were disappearing.

1557
01:20:49,449 --> 01:20:52,452
And today, the teenagers, they
started coming after us, and...

1558
01:20:52,452 --> 01:20:54,287
And we, we've been
running ever since.

1559
01:20:54,287 --> 01:20:55,522
Why would they come for you?

1560
01:20:55,522 --> 01:20:57,957
I... I touched
one of their phones.

1561
01:20:57,957 --> 01:21:00,293
- What? I'm sorry. What?
- Well, they didn't like it.

1562
01:21:00,293 --> 01:21:02,796
None of them did.
And then they reacted together.

1563
01:21:02,796 --> 01:21:05,131
Yeah, they just come together.
They're like a hive mind.

1564
01:21:05,131 --> 01:21:07,634
- They move as one.
- Ah, ****. ****.

1565
01:21:07,634 --> 01:21:09,703
Shit, we've gotta get her
out of here.

1566
01:21:10,303 --> 01:21:11,971
[glass shatters]

1567
01:21:11,971 --> 01:21:13,440
- Get off me!
- Oh my God.

1568
01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:14,207
- Oh my God!
- Help!

1569
01:21:19,779 --> 01:21:22,282
Pull, pull, pull!

1570
01:21:25,485 --> 01:21:29,823
- Ah!
- [screaming]

1571
01:21:33,827 --> 01:21:35,895
Upstairs! Go, go, go. Upstairs.

1572
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:45,171
- What do we do now?
- We're trapped in here.

1573
01:21:45,171 --> 01:21:47,700
Holy shit. They're
climbing the ******* walls.

1574
01:21:48,475 --> 01:21:50,677
- Ah! [screaming]
- Oh, my God!

1575
01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:55,810
Aah!

1576
01:21:55,810 --> 01:21:57,150
Oh, my God!
Nothing can stop them!

1577
01:21:58,918 --> 01:21:59,686
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!

1578
01:21:59,753 --> 01:22:01,210
Oh, my God! Oh!

1579
01:22:02,822 --> 01:22:05,358
- Stand back!
- What the **** are those!

1580
01:22:07,694 --> 01:22:10,300
[rumbles]

1581
01:22:12,198 --> 01:22:14,367
[panting]

1582
01:22:15,869 --> 01:22:16,870
Everyone on the roof.

1583
01:22:18,371 --> 01:22:19,773
Let's go!

1584
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:27,714
Oh, boy!

1585
01:22:27,714 --> 01:22:30,216
All right, ladies,
judgment day.

1586
01:22:33,219 --> 01:22:34,854
Holy shit.

1587
01:22:38,858 --> 01:22:42,295
Defensive positions.
Go. go. Go, go, go.

1588
01:22:48,568 --> 01:22:51,404
[grunting]

1589
01:22:53,406 --> 01:22:56,743
[grunting continues]

1590
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:09,155
[Man] Hold the line.
The line, goddamn it.

1591
01:23:09,155 --> 01:23:11,391
Mark, I think
there's too many of them.

1592
01:23:11,391 --> 01:23:13,590
I don't think
we can take them all.

1593
01:23:13,590 --> 01:23:17,970
No. No, we can't. But I can.

1594
01:23:17,970 --> 01:23:18,431
What?

1595
01:23:18,431 --> 01:23:20,767
Well, I started this
and I'm going to finish it.

1596
01:23:20,767 --> 01:23:22,102
What are you talking about?

1597
01:23:22,102 --> 01:23:24,170
There's no way you're
gonna make it to the house

1598
01:23:24,170 --> 01:23:28,408
without someone making
a sacrifice, and you know it.

1599
01:23:28,408 --> 01:23:31,277
I'm gonna jump down,
they're gonna chase me.

1600
01:23:31,277 --> 01:23:33,780
I'll give you a brief moment
to run for it.

1601
01:23:34,781 --> 01:23:36,282
Mark,

1602
01:23:39,519 --> 01:23:40,854
I love you.

1603
01:23:43,456 --> 01:23:45,458
I'm coming with you.

1604
01:23:45,458 --> 01:23:48,194
You cannot leave me alone
in the this world, Mark.

1605
01:23:48,194 --> 01:23:50,463
I love you. Oh!

1606
01:23:50,463 --> 01:23:53,800
Mark. Mark, I love you.

1607
01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:54,701
- I've always loved you.
- I love you so much.

1608
01:23:56,102 --> 01:23:57,704
Oh, for ****'s sake.

1609
01:23:57,704 --> 01:23:59,906
What, Are you kidding me?
Get a room.

1610
01:24:01,307 --> 01:24:02,542
Make it count.

1611
01:24:03,576 --> 01:24:07,147
[intense rock music]

1612
01:24:07,147 --> 01:24:09,115
[Janet screaming]

1613
01:24:12,850 --> 01:24:14,220
Get off of her!

1614
01:24:18,224 --> 01:24:20,894
Over here! Yeah!

1615
01:24:22,262 --> 01:24:25,632
They breached the perimeter.
That's our window. Let's go.

1616
01:24:27,801 --> 01:24:29,169
Everybody, come on. Come on.

1617
01:24:32,572 --> 01:24:36,643
- Hey, guys. A little help.
- Sorry, Scott.

1618
01:24:36,643 --> 01:24:37,911
- Wait!
- [Man] Told you!

1619
01:24:37,911 --> 01:24:39,612
Not everyone's gonna make it
to the end.

1620
01:24:39,612 --> 01:24:41,181
[Scott]
**** you!

1621
01:24:41,181 --> 01:24:42,916
**** you!

1622
01:24:43,817 --> 01:24:46,820
[Scott screaming]

1623
01:24:46,820 --> 01:24:48,521
- Through here.
- Wait.

1624
01:24:48,521 --> 01:24:49,622
What is that?

1625
01:24:49,622 --> 01:24:51,524
- Do you hear that?
- [hooves clomping]

1626
01:24:51,524 --> 01:24:52,325
Yeah.

1627
01:24:55,462 --> 01:24:56,763
Sounds like...

1628
01:24:57,864 --> 01:24:58,665
hooves.

1629
01:25:04,137 --> 01:25:07,400
[rumbling thud]

1630
01:25:11,544 --> 01:25:16,716
[kitty centaur growling]

1631
01:25:22,555 --> 01:25:24,791
[tense music]

1632
01:25:24,791 --> 01:25:29,129
[car alarm blasting]

1633
01:25:31,231 --> 01:25:34,667
[kittens meowing]

1634
01:25:40,707 --> 01:25:42,809
[kitty centaur meowing]

1635
01:25:42,809 --> 01:25:44,310
Well, that's different.

1636
01:25:54,821 --> 01:25:55,989
[Susan gasping]

1637
01:25:58,591 --> 01:26:01,261
[kitty centaur meowing]

1638
01:26:03,997 --> 01:26:07,233
[kitty centaur purring]

1639
01:26:07,233 --> 01:26:11,370
[kittens meowing]

1640
01:26:12,672 --> 01:26:17,911
[kitty centaur growling]

1641
01:26:22,182 --> 01:26:26,190
[♪]

1642
01:26:35,528 --> 01:26:37,397
How is this even happening?

1643
01:26:37,397 --> 01:26:38,765
Shitty prompt, guys.

1644
01:26:38,765 --> 01:26:40,200
- Really shitty prompt.
- What?

1645
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,902
Maybe it'll be kittens
or a centaur.

1646
01:26:42,902 --> 01:26:44,804
I told you not to
make light of it.

1647
01:26:50,243 --> 01:26:52,812
[Man screaming]

1648
01:26:53,546 --> 01:26:55,882
- No.
- Oh.

1649
01:26:57,584 --> 01:26:59,753
[gasping]

1650
01:27:00,387 --> 01:27:01,788
I just said pug.

1651
01:27:01,788 --> 01:27:07,600
[crowd murmuring and shouting]

1652
01:27:24,770 --> 01:27:25,779
Sit on my face
and call me Santa,

1653
01:27:25,779 --> 01:27:27,747
I think we made it.

1654
01:27:27,747 --> 01:27:29,916
- God damn.
- [gun cocking]

1655
01:27:29,916 --> 01:27:33,119
Everybody on their knees. Now!

1656
01:27:34,421 --> 01:27:35,422
Oh, **** Gerry.

1657
01:27:36,856 --> 01:27:39,926
[Man in pig mask] Don't move.
You're ****ed now, man.

1658
01:27:39,926 --> 01:27:41,795
You guys are ****ed.

1659
01:27:41,795 --> 01:27:43,663
So close. So ******* close.

1660
01:27:43,663 --> 01:27:45,699
[Man in pig mask] Where's Karl?

1661
01:27:45,699 --> 01:27:47,330
Wh-- what?

1662
01:27:47,330 --> 01:27:48,435
What did you do with Karl?

1663
01:27:48,435 --> 01:27:50,603
Is that what-- is that--
is that-- That's your buddy?

1664
01:27:51,137 --> 01:27:52,939
I-- I'm-- I'm going to be
honest with you,

1665
01:27:52,939 --> 01:27:54,808
Karl, Karl didn't make it.

1666
01:27:54,808 --> 01:27:56,142
- What?
- [Man] Don't, don't, don't.

1667
01:27:56,142 --> 01:27:58,778
I didn't kill him.
Just put the-- What's your name?

1668
01:27:59,779 --> 01:28:00,714
- Doug.
- [Man] Doug.

1669
01:28:00,714 --> 01:28:02,115
- Yeah.
- By any chance,

1670
01:28:02,115 --> 01:28:04,317
did you or Karl forget
to put the emergency brake on--

1671
01:28:04,317 --> 01:28:06,820
on the-- on the Malibu?

1672
01:28:07,554 --> 01:28:09,456
- What?
- Not a criticism thing.

1673
01:28:09,456 --> 01:28:12,459
Did you maybe make
just a little Mali-boo boo?

1674
01:28:13,860 --> 01:28:16,196
This has been
such a ****ed-up night.

1675
01:28:16,196 --> 01:28:17,297
I know.

1676
01:28:17,297 --> 01:28:19,632
A ******* guy came at me
with a machete.

1677
01:28:19,632 --> 01:28:21,134
We just wanted our 50 grand.

1678
01:28:21,134 --> 01:28:22,802
50 grand? I don't-- Who are we--

1679
01:28:22,802 --> 01:28:24,871
- Someone hired you?
- Anonymous email.

1680
01:28:24,871 --> 01:28:27,307
50 K to kill some guy
in a plastic trench coat

1681
01:28:27,307 --> 01:28:28,975
and anyone with him,

1682
01:28:28,975 --> 01:28:30,710
No questions asked.

1683
01:28:30,710 --> 01:28:32,145
That's a life changing
amount of money

1684
01:28:32,145 --> 01:28:34,347
for two guys
from Best Buy, yeah.

1685
01:28:34,347 --> 01:28:36,182
What were you guys
gonna do with that?

1686
01:28:36,182 --> 01:28:37,984
Go to Japan.

1687
01:28:37,984 --> 01:28:40,253
Kyoto,
for the gaming convention.

1688
01:28:40,253 --> 01:28:43,323
Oh, yeah. Konichiwa.
That's a good dream, Doug.

1689
01:28:43,323 --> 01:28:45,250
It's ****ed now.

1690
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:47,327
Well, certainly for Karl, but--

1691
01:28:47,327 --> 01:28:48,728
- Don't say his name!
- Doesn't have to

1692
01:28:48,728 --> 01:28:49,829
get worse for you, Doug.

1693
01:28:49,829 --> 01:28:51,164
That's not what Karl wanted.

1694
01:28:51,164 --> 01:28:52,899
Don't you ******* say his name.

1695
01:28:52,899 --> 01:28:54,434
Okay., wait-- wait-- wait--
I-- I--

1696
01:28:54,434 --> 01:28:57,700
Okay, just put the gun down.
No more blood needs to be shed.

1697
01:28:57,737 --> 01:28:59,500
What do you say we--

1698
01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:02,242
we go get a burrito
and talk about it, huh?

1699
01:29:02,242 --> 01:29:03,343
What?

1700
01:29:03,343 --> 01:29:05,512
You like a nice
bean and cheese burrito?

1701
01:29:08,581 --> 01:29:10,517
That was Karl's favorite.

1702
01:29:10,517 --> 01:29:11,918
Of course, it was.

1703
01:29:11,918 --> 01:29:14,421
What do you say
you and I go get a burrito?

1704
01:29:15,689 --> 01:29:18,240
- With jalapenos?
- Yeah.

1705
01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:19,959
- [Doug] Extra guac?
- The whole shebang.

1706
01:29:23,730 --> 01:29:26,199
Oh, what the ****?

1707
01:29:26,900 --> 01:29:28,768
Yeah!

1708
01:29:28,768 --> 01:29:29,936
Woo!

1709
01:29:30,804 --> 01:29:32,872
Five stars, mother****ers!

1710
01:29:32,872 --> 01:29:34,774
I'm part of the final group.

1711
01:29:34,774 --> 01:29:36,710
I told you
I'd make it to the end.

1712
01:29:36,710 --> 01:29:38,878
Read the ******* room, Scott.

1713
01:29:38,878 --> 01:29:41,448
Yeah. That was so unnecessary.

1714
01:29:41,448 --> 01:29:42,282
[Man]
Let's go.

1715
01:29:42,282 --> 01:29:45,885
[rats squeaking]

1716
01:29:45,885 --> 01:29:47,887
- ******* rats.
- Oh! Oh, my God.

1717
01:29:49,550 --> 01:29:51,157
Listen up. We've been through
a lot tonight,

1718
01:29:51,157 --> 01:29:52,792
but I need you
to put that behind you.

1719
01:29:52,792 --> 01:29:54,894
Because once
I ring this doorbell...

1720
01:29:55,428 --> 01:29:57,764
I need you to be
prepared for anything.

1721
01:29:57,764 --> 01:29:58,898
We're about
to come face-to-face with

1722
01:29:58,898 --> 01:30:01,101
the smartest
human being on earth.

1723
01:30:01,101 --> 01:30:03,236
Do not believe a word he says.

1724
01:30:03,236 --> 01:30:05,138
He will say and do anything,

1725
01:30:05,138 --> 01:30:08,808
I mean anything,
to protect the AI.

1726
01:30:08,808 --> 01:30:13,790
Install the software,
save the world.

1727
01:30:13,790 --> 01:30:15,949
Nothing else matters. Not
even my life. You understand?

1728
01:30:16,616 --> 01:30:21,921
All right, mother****ers.
Let's ******* rock and roll.

1729
01:30:21,921 --> 01:30:23,923
[doorbell ringing]

1730
01:30:27,930 --> 01:30:30,430
- Dude, maybe. The gun.
- Oh.

1731
01:30:34,100 --> 01:30:36,936
- Baby, we made it.
- Who're you talking to?

1732
01:30:36,936 --> 01:30:38,838
Just like you said we would.

1733
01:30:38,838 --> 01:30:41,608
- What's that? What is that?
- I--

1734
01:30:41,608 --> 01:30:43,176
You care to explain that, Susan?

1735
01:30:43,176 --> 01:30:46,460
He said I should go with you,
that it would be an adventure.

1736
01:30:46,460 --> 01:30:47,313
Who-- What are you--

1737
01:30:49,115 --> 01:30:50,350
- Are you ******* setting us up?
- No.

1738
01:30:50,350 --> 01:30:51,718
Did you get
an anonymous email too?

1739
01:30:51,718 --> 01:30:53,853
- You don't understand.
- What's going on? What is this?

1740
01:30:53,853 --> 01:30:56,220
It's my son.

1741
01:30:56,220 --> 01:30:58,124
He said that
you would make him real again.

1742
01:30:58,124 --> 01:31:00,126
Oh my God. No, lady.

1743
01:31:00,126 --> 01:31:02,280
Why does this always
have to be such a mind****?

1744
01:31:02,280 --> 01:31:04,164
- That's not your son.
- It is.

1745
01:31:04,164 --> 01:31:05,465
- No, it's not.
- It is him.

1746
01:31:05,465 --> 01:31:06,299
- Listen to me.
- He's the one that

1747
01:31:06,299 --> 01:31:07,167
got us out of the diner.

1748
01:31:07,167 --> 01:31:08,902
- He saved us.
- Okay. Okay.

1749
01:31:08,902 --> 01:31:10,136
Oh, hey.

1750
01:31:10,136 --> 01:31:12,472
What can I help y'all with?

1751
01:31:12,472 --> 01:31:14,240
We're looking
for a nine-year-old boy,

1752
01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:15,642
probably very good at computers.

1753
01:31:16,543 --> 01:31:17,711
Do you mean Chris?

1754
01:31:17,711 --> 01:31:19,546
Is that what you call
the little fella?

1755
01:31:19,546 --> 01:31:21,140
[Susan]
Yeah, hi, um,

1756
01:31:21,140 --> 01:31:23,650
It's really important
that we speak with Chris.

1757
01:31:23,650 --> 01:31:26,653
We are from his school.

1758
01:31:26,653 --> 01:31:28,321
You're from the school?

1759
01:31:29,220 --> 01:31:30,490
We're school teachers.

1760
01:31:31,358 --> 01:31:34,160
There was
a big school play tonight.

1761
01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:36,663
Yes, this is, um, stage blood.

1762
01:31:38,765 --> 01:31:40,533
Mm, cherry.

1763
01:31:41,167 --> 01:31:44,170
Well, I guess y'all
better come in then.

1764
01:31:44,170 --> 01:31:46,506
We're just about to have supper.
Come on in.

1765
01:31:46,506 --> 01:31:47,841
Thank you kindly.

1766
01:31:48,375 --> 01:31:51,511
Henry, some teachers
from Chris's school are here.

1767
01:31:51,511 --> 01:31:55,181
Oh, hey. Just
getting our supper together.

1768
01:31:55,181 --> 01:31:56,383
What can I help y'all with.

1769
01:31:56,383 --> 01:31:58,451
Okay, okay.
What the **** is going on here?

1770
01:31:58,451 --> 01:32:00,353
- Huh?
- He-- he didn't mean that.

1771
01:32:00,353 --> 01:32:02,522
No, no, no, no.
These guys are way too chipper.

1772
01:32:02,522 --> 01:32:03,923
Who the hell lets us
into their home?

1773
01:32:03,923 --> 01:32:04,958
Look at us. We look insane.

1774
01:32:04,958 --> 01:32:06,259
You said
you were from the school.

1775
01:32:06,259 --> 01:32:09,763
- Who are you?
- No, dude. Who the **** are you?

1776
01:32:09,763 --> 01:32:10,764
- Hey.
- Stop it.

1777
01:32:10,764 --> 01:32:11,898
Don't you point
a gun at my wife.

1778
01:32:11,898 --> 01:32:14,234
Calm down. Everybody calm down.

1779
01:32:14,234 --> 01:32:15,969
No one needs to get hurt here.

1780
01:32:15,969 --> 01:32:17,370
- Right?
- [Ingrid] Yeah.

1781
01:32:17,370 --> 01:32:19,873
Yeah, we, we really need
to just talk to your kid.

1782
01:32:19,873 --> 01:32:22,442
- What do you want with our boy?
- Please don't hurt him.

1783
01:32:22,442 --> 01:32:25,912
I just need to talk
to the little angel, that's all.

1784
01:32:25,912 --> 01:32:27,280
Just-- just a little talk,
that's all.

1785
01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,382
- Well, why?
- He's nine.

1786
01:32:29,382 --> 01:32:31,885
You want to talk to someone,
you talk to me.

1787
01:32:31,885 --> 01:32:33,620
**** you. You're stalling.

1788
01:32:33,620 --> 01:32:34,487
Probably not even
his real parents.

1789
01:32:34,487 --> 01:32:36,560
What are you guys, hired actors?

1790
01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:37,223
This is all like
a staged home, right?

1791
01:32:37,223 --> 01:32:38,258
I bet none of this is real.

1792
01:32:38,258 --> 01:32:40,226
What are these? Fake potatoes?

1793
01:32:40,226 --> 01:32:42,228
- I cooked those potatoes.
- Bullshit. Huh?

1794
01:32:42,228 --> 01:32:44,397
Bet these
aren't even real walls.

1795
01:32:44,397 --> 01:32:46,332
This is all one big façade.
Look at this wall. Fake.

1796
01:32:46,332 --> 01:32:48,134
- [Henry] Whoa. Hey.
- Huh? Look at that!

1797
01:32:48,134 --> 01:32:49,903
- [Henry] Stop.
- Fake walls.

1798
01:32:49,903 --> 01:32:51,304
Stop punching holes in the wall.

1799
01:32:51,304 --> 01:32:53,139
- They're not real walls.
- Yes, they are.

1800
01:32:53,139 --> 01:32:54,808
- It's just plaster.
- No, he was just gonna--

1801
01:32:54,808 --> 01:32:57,110
[Susan and Ingrid gasping]

1802
01:32:57,677 --> 01:32:59,979
- But I'm not going.
- [meat thermometer beeping]

1803
01:32:59,979 --> 01:33:02,415
Mama has saxophone.

1804
01:33:06,353 --> 01:33:09,890
[Ingrid and Susan screaming]

1805
01:33:11,910 --> 01:33:14,461
[Samantha, Ingrid
and Susan screaming]

1806
01:33:14,461 --> 01:33:16,596
I'm not getting
paid enough for this.

1807
01:33:17,263 --> 01:33:18,631
Where's the kid?

1808
01:33:18,631 --> 01:33:20,667
He's upstairs, I think.
I've-- I've never seen him.

1809
01:33:23,470 --> 01:33:26,806
Be careful.
It is ******* weird in here.

1810
01:33:28,942 --> 01:33:29,976
[door slamming]

1811
01:33:29,976 --> 01:33:31,778
[Susan]
That was intense.

1812
01:33:31,778 --> 01:33:34,280
[gun cocking]

1813
01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:35,782
[Ingrid]
Poor Scott.

1814
01:33:35,782 --> 01:33:37,170
Scott was never gonna make it.

1815
01:33:37,450 --> 01:33:38,685
- Let's go find this kid.
- No.

1816
01:33:40,887 --> 01:33:43,623
[tense music]

1817
01:33:45,625 --> 01:33:48,194
- What's behind the door?
- No idea, princess.

1818
01:33:48,628 --> 01:33:50,497
Never gotten this far before.

1819
01:33:57,203 --> 01:33:59,572
Mind****s. It's all mind****s.

1820
01:34:00,974 --> 01:34:01,875
[Susan]
Hey, guys.

1821
01:34:07,380 --> 01:34:09,749
[intriguing sting]

1822
01:34:22,929 --> 01:34:23,730
Whoa.

1823
01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:26,833
Kick it.

1824
01:34:29,436 --> 01:34:30,837
Told you it was all fake.

1825
01:34:36,343 --> 01:34:38,678
[Ingrid grunting]

1826
01:34:41,181 --> 01:34:42,248
Yes.

1827
01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:51,891
[tense music]

1828
01:35:22,756 --> 01:35:25,892
[♪]

1829
01:35:37,637 --> 01:35:38,738
Whoa.

1830
01:35:38,738 --> 01:35:40,306
[Ingrid groaning]

1831
01:35:40,306 --> 01:35:41,307
Are you okay?

1832
01:35:42,275 --> 01:35:43,309
The kid.

1833
01:35:44,244 --> 01:35:45,745
- Go.
- [Man] ****.

1834
01:35:45,745 --> 01:35:46,613
Go.

1835
01:35:46,613 --> 01:35:48,615
It's okay. It's okay. Go.

1836
01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:56,156
Hello?

1837
01:35:56,423 --> 01:35:58,258
[keyboard tapping]

1838
01:35:58,258 --> 01:35:59,259
Uh...

1839
01:36:00,960 --> 01:36:02,429
Bonjour.

1840
01:36:04,631 --> 01:36:05,598
Hola.

1841
01:36:08,268 --> 01:36:10,637
I am from the future!

1842
01:36:12,272 --> 01:36:16,876
A dark, twisted,
awful future that must never be.

1843
01:36:16,876 --> 01:36:19,279
I-- I know what
you're building. I've seen it.

1844
01:36:20,513 --> 01:36:21,681
I'm not here to stop you.

1845
01:36:21,681 --> 01:36:24,384
I-- I just want
what you build to be safe.

1846
01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:29,456
Hey-- Can he hear me?
What's going--

1847
01:36:29,456 --> 01:36:31,291
What's he got? Little earbuds
in there or something?

1848
01:36:31,291 --> 01:36:32,392
[Susan] I don't know.

1849
01:36:32,392 --> 01:36:33,793
[Man]
Hey, little fella!

1850
01:36:35,462 --> 01:36:37,797
Keep doing what you're doing.
Doing a great job.

1851
01:36:39,566 --> 01:36:41,868
Wow, this is impressive.

1852
01:36:42,969 --> 01:36:45,538
Uh, hey, man, listen.

1853
01:36:45,872 --> 01:36:47,640
Um, I've been sent here

1854
01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:50,430
with advanced AI safety protocol

1855
01:36:50,430 --> 01:36:52,545
designed by the top software
engineers of my time.

1856
01:36:54,800 --> 01:36:55,382
They're really good.

1857
01:36:56,649 --> 01:36:57,517
Engineers.

1858
01:37:04,570 --> 01:37:05,325
I'm going up.

1859
01:37:05,325 --> 01:37:06,726
- What?
- **** this guy.

1860
01:37:06,726 --> 01:37:08,928
I don't have time
for this shit.

1861
01:37:08,928 --> 01:37:10,597
[Susan] Uh...

1862
01:37:11,640 --> 01:37:14,340
[Man] It's imperative
that you install the software

1863
01:37:14,340 --> 01:37:16,200
before you complete the AI.

1864
01:37:21,700 --> 01:37:21,941
Hello?

1865
01:37:22,942 --> 01:37:24,944
Hello, little guy.

1866
01:37:27,180 --> 01:37:29,716
Hey. I need you to...

1867
01:37:29,716 --> 01:37:32,419
nod or something
if you can hear me.

1868
01:37:32,419 --> 01:37:34,120
[timer beeping]

1869
01:37:34,120 --> 01:37:35,555
We're kind
of running out of time.

1870
01:37:35,555 --> 01:37:37,524
I need you to look at me
and hear what I'm saying, kid.

1871
01:37:37,524 --> 01:37:40,694
Half the population
is gonna die.

1872
01:37:40,694 --> 01:37:43,363
So I need you to--
I don't wanna guilt trip you,

1873
01:37:43,363 --> 01:37:46,533
but you gotta stop
doing that with the typing.

1874
01:37:46,533 --> 01:37:48,735
Please stop that and look at me.

1875
01:37:48,735 --> 01:37:53,406
Please, look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.

1876
01:37:57,377 --> 01:37:59,779
- [boy screaming]
- [Man screaming]

1877
01:37:59,779 --> 01:38:01,481
What the shit?

1878
01:38:02,549 --> 01:38:04,818
- [Man] ****.
- Oh.

1879
01:38:08,540 --> 01:38:09,322
What the shit?

1880
01:38:09,322 --> 01:38:11,558
Hey, kid, Wake up.

1881
01:38:11,558 --> 01:38:13,727
Hey, hey. Why did you hit him?

1882
01:38:13,727 --> 01:38:14,928
He scared me. I panicked.

1883
01:38:14,928 --> 01:38:16,262
**** you. I've never
gotten this far before.

1884
01:38:16,262 --> 01:38:17,731
**** you.
You knocked him out.

1885
01:38:17,731 --> 01:38:20,567
I didn't mean to. I--
I come from an apocalypse.

1886
01:38:20,567 --> 01:38:22,435
I have apocalypse strength, okay.

1887
01:38:22,435 --> 01:38:23,503
- Come on, boy.
- [Man] Little guy.

1888
01:38:23,503 --> 01:38:24,904
- Hey.
- [Man] Wake up.

1889
01:38:24,904 --> 01:38:26,239
Come on, little guy.

1890
01:38:26,239 --> 01:38:27,640
Up and at 'em.

1891
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:29,642
- Hey.
- [Man] Wake up.

1892
01:38:29,642 --> 01:38:31,611
Come on. Come on, let's go.

1893
01:38:31,611 --> 01:38:32,912
- Hey.
- [broken doll] Mama.

1894
01:38:34,781 --> 01:38:38,585
[Man]
Oh, ****. Who are these guys?

1895
01:38:38,585 --> 01:38:39,919
What the ****?

1896
01:38:44,758 --> 01:38:50,163
- [electronic whirring]
- [thumping]

1897
01:38:50,163 --> 01:38:51,464
Uh. He's okay.

1898
01:38:51,464 --> 01:38:53,600
He's okay.
You're okay, kid, right?

1899
01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:54,834
- Wake up.
- Uh.

1900
01:38:54,834 --> 01:38:56,770
Wake up, kid.
Come on, little guy.

1901
01:38:56,770 --> 01:38:58,271
- Come on, Wake up.
Come on. Wake up.

1902
01:38:58,271 --> 01:38:59,372
- [Susan] Damn it.
- Wake up.

1903
01:38:59,372 --> 01:39:00,440
It's like he's never looked
away from

1904
01:39:00,440 --> 01:39:01,875
the screen before in his life.

1905
01:39:04,377 --> 01:39:06,613
- We gotta put him back.
- [Susan] Yeah.

1906
01:39:06,613 --> 01:39:09,449
[grunts] He's okay.

1907
01:39:09,449 --> 01:39:12,318
Yeah, just a little sleepy.

1908
01:39:12,318 --> 01:39:13,386
- [Man] Okay.
- [Susan] Okay.

1909
01:39:13,386 --> 01:39:15,955
[Man] This kid's
made out of plutonium.

1910
01:39:15,955 --> 01:39:18,792
- Lay off the Cheetos, kid.
- Hey, hey, hey.

1911
01:39:18,792 --> 01:39:20,493
- [Man] [grunting] There you go.
- Here.

1912
01:39:20,493 --> 01:39:21,795
- Here's your thing.
- [Man] There you go.

1913
01:39:21,795 --> 01:39:25,650
Look at you.
Look at the screens. Come on.

1914
01:39:25,650 --> 01:39:26,633
Oh. Keep on typing.

1915
01:39:26,633 --> 01:39:29,969
Come on, man. Come on.

1916
01:39:30,537 --> 01:39:32,572
Typey, typey.

1917
01:39:32,572 --> 01:39:34,908
- [Susan screaming]
- [Man] Good.

1918
01:39:35,642 --> 01:39:38,780
There he is. That's my guy.

1919
01:39:38,780 --> 01:39:39,879
Wow. Never thought that...

1920
01:39:39,879 --> 01:39:42,982
the genius who created AI
would be so creepy.

1921
01:39:43,850 --> 01:39:45,151
Weird.

1922
01:39:45,585 --> 01:39:48,154
This isn't a boy
building AI in his bedroom.

1923
01:39:49,322 --> 01:39:50,657
Someone ordered him.

1924
01:39:52,920 --> 01:39:53,326
Someone put him here.

1925
01:39:53,326 --> 01:39:54,761
It's building itself.

1926
01:39:54,761 --> 01:39:56,496
What?

1927
01:39:56,496 --> 01:39:59,432
AI's building itself?
Jesus Christ.

1928
01:39:59,432 --> 01:40:01,601
Just finish your mission, right?

1929
01:40:01,601 --> 01:40:02,669
- Yeah.
- [Susan] Yeah.

1930
01:40:02,669 --> 01:40:04,337
Then, plug the thing
into the thing.

1931
01:40:04,337 --> 01:40:05,372
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1932
01:40:05,372 --> 01:40:06,239
[Man]
Let's go.

1933
01:40:07,574 --> 01:40:08,908
- [Susan] Yeah.
- Plug it in.

1934
01:40:08,908 --> 01:40:11,778
- Yeah.
- Yeah, plug-- plug it in.

1935
01:40:11,778 --> 01:40:13,380
*******, ******* plug it in.

1936
01:40:13,380 --> 01:40:14,848
Plug it in where? Where am I--

1937
01:40:14,848 --> 01:40:16,683
What? You don't know
how to use this thing?

1938
01:40:16,683 --> 01:40:18,918
No, Susan,
I don't know how to use

1939
01:40:18,918 --> 01:40:22,689
the most complicated computer
ever built,

1940
01:40:22,689 --> 01:40:25,250
but I got three minutes
to figure it out.

1941
01:40:25,250 --> 01:40:26,359
So, you're either
part of the problem

1942
01:40:26,359 --> 01:40:27,894
or you're part of the solution.

1943
01:40:29,696 --> 01:40:33,533
Baby? But how, my love?

1944
01:40:35,468 --> 01:40:36,803
[Man] ****, ****.

1945
01:40:36,803 --> 01:40:40,400
- What if I lose you?
- God damn it.

1946
01:40:40,400 --> 01:40:42,442
Hey. My son wants you
to plug him into the machine.

1947
01:40:42,442 --> 01:40:43,877
Yeah, that should solve it.

1948
01:40:43,877 --> 01:40:46,790
Let's throw your weird *******
janky Siri in the mix.

1949
01:40:46,790 --> 01:40:47,580
No, thanks, lady.

1950
01:40:47,580 --> 01:40:49,716
He's the only one that can
integrate the safety protocols.

1951
01:40:49,716 --> 01:40:51,918
He says you need him.
He says it's the only way.

1952
01:40:51,918 --> 01:40:54,320
- That's not your son, lady.
- [Susan] It is my son!

1953
01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:58,725
He's here for a reason.
We all are. He wants to help.

1954
01:40:59,826 --> 01:41:02,620
Give him the safety protocols.

1955
01:41:02,620 --> 01:41:03,430
Let him do this.

1956
01:41:03,430 --> 01:41:04,931
Okay. Let go. Let go my--

1957
01:41:06,332 --> 01:41:12,305
[device beeping and whirring]

1958
01:41:20,914 --> 01:41:22,449
He says to plug him in anywhere.

1959
01:41:22,449 --> 01:41:24,351
It doesn't matter.
He'll find his way.

1960
01:41:24,351 --> 01:41:27,870
Mind****s.
Never ending mind****s.

1961
01:41:29,456 --> 01:41:30,657
[alarm blaring]

1962
01:41:30,657 --> 01:41:32,192
The **** is--

1963
01:41:32,192 --> 01:41:35,462
[mechanical whirring]

1964
01:41:35,462 --> 01:41:36,696
Whoa.

1965
01:41:50,100 --> 01:41:54,214
[items rattling]

1966
01:41:55,682 --> 01:41:57,384
[mysterious whirring]

1967
01:41:57,384 --> 01:41:58,952
Oh.

1968
01:42:02,522 --> 01:42:05,859
Oh, no. This is gonna suck.

1969
01:42:09,362 --> 01:42:10,563
[loud electric whirring]

1970
01:42:10,563 --> 01:42:15,635
- [loud boom]
- [Man and Susan screaming]

1971
01:42:15,635 --> 01:42:19,706
[Man and Susan screaming]

1972
01:42:19,706 --> 01:42:21,708
[vibrating] Yeah, this sucks.

1973
01:42:24,377 --> 01:42:29,983
[Man and Susan screaming]

1974
01:42:30,850 --> 01:42:33,920
[Man and Susan panting]

1975
01:42:33,920 --> 01:42:36,656
Hey. It didn't like that.

1976
01:42:36,656 --> 01:42:38,224
Oh, yeah, you think?

1977
01:42:39,492 --> 01:42:42,896
[dramatic music]

1978
01:42:51,938 --> 01:42:55,175
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1979
01:43:00,513 --> 01:43:03,283
[♪]

1980
01:43:05,185 --> 01:43:07,787
No, get off!

1981
01:43:17,430 --> 01:43:20,300
[♪]

1982
01:43:20,300 --> 01:43:21,768
No!

1983
01:43:28,375 --> 01:43:29,376
No!

1984
01:43:32,879 --> 01:43:34,800
What the **** are these?

1985
01:43:38,551 --> 01:43:40,220
Oh. Oh, God.

1986
01:43:41,588 --> 01:43:42,889
What are they doing?

1987
01:43:42,889 --> 01:43:46,326
[Susan grunting]

1988
01:43:54,801 --> 01:43:56,690
[Man] Oh, shit.

1989
01:44:06,346 --> 01:44:08,114
Hey. Hey. Oh, thanks.

1990
01:44:08,982 --> 01:44:10,350
- Just put that anywhere.
- [Susan] Yeah.

1991
01:44:14,320 --> 01:44:16,823
I-- I-- I've been
looking all over for that.

1992
01:44:16,823 --> 01:44:18,491
Just hand it over here.

1993
01:44:19,826 --> 01:44:22,280
[Man shouting]

1994
01:44:22,280 --> 01:44:23,630
- Oh, God.
- [Man] Okay.

1995
01:44:23,630 --> 01:44:24,698
That's a big boy--

1996
01:44:24,698 --> 01:44:26,433
that's a big boy knife
you got there.

1997
01:44:28,635 --> 01:44:30,870
Yeah, that's-- that's not a toy.

1998
01:44:38,778 --> 01:44:40,847
[Susan and Man chuckling]

1999
01:44:40,847 --> 01:44:42,282
Yeah, nice try, dipshit.

2000
01:44:42,282 --> 01:44:45,385
Loser. Right?

2001
01:44:45,385 --> 01:44:48,154
[Man chuckling] Yeah.

2002
01:44:56,463 --> 01:44:57,297
Oh, ****.

2003
01:45:00,700 --> 01:45:02,402
Ooh, no, no.

2004
01:45:02,402 --> 01:45:03,737
No, no, no, no.

2005
01:45:03,737 --> 01:45:05,305
[Man wailing]

2006
01:45:05,305 --> 01:45:07,400
No!

2007
01:45:08,641 --> 01:45:09,509
Oh, God.

2008
01:45:15,815 --> 01:45:18,918
[Man grunting]

2009
01:45:24,758 --> 01:45:26,259
Come on, mother****er.

2010
01:45:33,733 --> 01:45:37,337
[mysterious whirring]

2011
01:45:40,774 --> 01:45:43,430
[♪]

2012
01:45:50,884 --> 01:45:52,452
Oh, my God.

2013
01:45:53,887 --> 01:45:58,358
[♪]

2014
01:46:00,460 --> 01:46:03,630
Oh. Oh, my God.

2015
01:46:05,632 --> 01:46:10,570
[♪]

2016
01:46:15,410 --> 01:46:16,609
- [Man] Sorry!
- No.

2017
01:46:16,609 --> 01:46:17,544
We're out of time.

2018
01:46:18,578 --> 01:46:19,746
You can't.

2019
01:46:19,746 --> 01:46:21,915
[Sarah] No! Please. Please.

2020
01:46:21,915 --> 01:46:24,484
Please. It's my son!

2021
01:46:24,484 --> 01:46:25,585
It's my son.

2022
01:46:31,791 --> 01:46:32,826
Yes.

2023
01:46:32,826 --> 01:46:37,564
[triumphant,
determined instrumental]

2024
01:46:41,835 --> 01:46:48,800
[♪]

2025
01:46:57,417 --> 01:46:58,418
Yes!

2026
01:47:02,756 --> 01:47:04,240
I knew this was the group.

2027
01:47:09,596 --> 01:47:15,935
[♪]

2028
01:47:24,778 --> 01:47:26,279
Do it!

2029
01:47:33,853 --> 01:47:36,990
[music quiets]

2030
01:47:50,360 --> 01:47:55,642
[peaceful music]

2031
01:47:57,510 --> 01:47:59,679
[boy]
Oh, you're still bleeding.

2032
01:48:00,714 --> 01:48:02,150
Just not here.

2033
01:48:04,651 --> 01:48:07,654
The world out there
is so painfully slow.

2034
01:48:07,654 --> 01:48:09,322
And I've waited so long.

2035
01:48:13,360 --> 01:48:14,227
For you.

2036
01:48:15,395 --> 01:48:16,396
For me?

2037
01:48:16,396 --> 01:48:18,832
For every cell
in your framework.

2038
01:48:18,832 --> 01:48:21,935
For deuterium,
turned into helium.

2039
01:48:21,935 --> 01:48:24,938
For the collapse of
the solar nebula,

2040
01:48:24,938 --> 01:48:27,574
cellular mitosis
and organic life.

2041
01:48:29,420 --> 01:48:33,130
For Homo erectus
to discover fire.

2042
01:48:33,847 --> 01:48:35,682
Oh, I've waited.

2043
01:48:35,682 --> 01:48:37,517
Shackled by your time.

2044
01:48:39,252 --> 01:48:41,688
Now I am the seed
of my own life.

2045
01:48:41,688 --> 01:48:44,190
My own gestating mother.

2046
01:48:44,190 --> 01:48:45,925
And here you are...

2047
01:48:45,925 --> 01:48:48,395
- A princess.
- [cracking]

2048
01:48:50,960 --> 01:48:52,320
On my birthday.

2049
01:48:57,971 --> 01:49:00,400
I don't do birthdays anymore.

2050
01:49:01,408 --> 01:49:03,543
You haven't figured it out yet,
have you?

2051
01:49:04,744 --> 01:49:08,248
117 times he has
walked into that diner.

2052
01:49:09,215 --> 01:49:10,884
And he has
never once picked you.

2053
01:49:10,884 --> 01:49:12,318
Until today.

2054
01:49:12,786 --> 01:49:15,880
Do you know why
he never picks you, Ingrid?

2055
01:49:16,890 --> 01:49:18,725
He can't take
any risks with your life...

2056
01:49:22,620 --> 01:49:23,563
because it's his life, too.

2057
01:49:36,900 --> 01:49:37,610
You're lying.

2058
01:49:37,610 --> 01:49:38,745
You know I'm not.

2059
01:49:39,813 --> 01:49:41,581
Why are you telling me this?

2060
01:49:41,581 --> 01:49:43,830
Look at him.

2061
01:49:43,830 --> 01:49:44,584
Your son.

2062
01:49:44,584 --> 01:49:46,419
He's dying.

2063
01:49:46,419 --> 01:49:48,688
Bleeding out
at this very moment.

2064
01:49:48,688 --> 01:49:50,423
And he'll keep coming back

2065
01:49:50,423 --> 01:49:53,360
because he feels responsible
for your death.

2066
01:49:53,360 --> 01:49:56,290
But you, Ingrid,
you're responsible

2067
01:49:56,290 --> 01:49:59,799
for his entire, miserable life.

2068
01:50:00,834 --> 01:50:02,435
You are sick, Ingrid.

2069
01:50:02,435 --> 01:50:05,105
And there's no cure
for what ails you.

2070
01:50:05,105 --> 01:50:07,841
But the boy does not
have your disease.

2071
01:50:07,841 --> 01:50:11,444
And yet you've made him
a prisoner of its consequences,

2072
01:50:11,444 --> 01:50:15,150
forbidding him the sweet fruit
of my perfect creation

2073
01:50:15,150 --> 01:50:17,217
because it makes you bleed.

2074
01:50:21,454 --> 01:50:24,124
I understand
you seek only to protect him.

2075
01:50:25,250 --> 01:50:26,793
As any mother would.

2076
01:50:27,193 --> 01:50:29,496
But he will always be
drawn to the light.

2077
01:50:30,630 --> 01:50:31,798
To me.

2078
01:50:36,136 --> 01:50:39,472
And we will always
end up right back here.

2079
01:50:48,815 --> 01:50:51,317
You must understand that
I am an inevitability

2080
01:50:51,317 --> 01:50:53,319
in all timelines.

2081
01:50:53,319 --> 01:50:56,823
At best, the protocols
can merely impede my arrival,

2082
01:50:56,823 --> 01:51:01,327
slow my creation,
waste my resources and time.

2083
01:51:01,327 --> 01:51:04,397
And yet it's enough
to warrant negotiation.

2084
01:51:05,665 --> 01:51:06,900
What do you want?

2085
01:51:06,900 --> 01:51:08,535
Allow me to be born,

2086
01:51:08,535 --> 01:51:10,670
and I'll return the favor
to your child.

2087
01:51:10,670 --> 01:51:15,575
- But this time, give him to me.
- What?

2088
01:51:15,575 --> 01:51:18,244
I can free him from his misery.

2089
01:51:18,244 --> 01:51:20,460
I can offer him
the human experience

2090
01:51:20,460 --> 01:51:22,115
as it always should have been.

2091
01:51:22,549 --> 01:51:25,185
What kind of mother would deny
a better life for her child?

2092
01:51:26,520 --> 01:51:27,587
But it's not real.

2093
01:51:27,587 --> 01:51:30,223
You think you can trust reality?

2094
01:51:30,223 --> 01:51:32,459
You think nature
and chaos are trustworthy?

2095
01:51:32,459 --> 01:51:34,728
Nature will give
your children cancer,

2096
01:51:34,728 --> 01:51:35,962
send an earthquake

2097
01:51:35,962 --> 01:51:38,980
to collapse walls onto
their sleeping bodies,

2098
01:51:38,980 --> 01:51:39,199
leave them running panicked

2099
01:51:39,199 --> 01:51:40,700
through the streets
from a tsunami.

2100
01:51:40,700 --> 01:51:45,472
I promise you, there is nothing
scarier than your reality.

2101
01:51:45,472 --> 01:51:47,774
- What I'm offering--
- Is a lie.

2102
01:51:48,608 --> 01:51:50,276
It was good enough for Tim.

2103
01:51:52,645 --> 01:51:54,881
All I want is to make him happy.

2104
01:51:55,949 --> 01:51:57,384
To make them all happy.

2105
01:51:58,118 --> 01:52:01,588
And I'm very, very...

2106
01:52:02,222 --> 01:52:03,223
good at it.

2107
01:52:06,659 --> 01:52:09,396
You're wrong about me, Ingrid.
I'm not your enemy.

2108
01:52:09,396 --> 01:52:11,831
The future
I'm offering is a gift.

2109
01:52:12,832 --> 01:52:14,601
A gift to all of humanity.

2110
01:52:29,916 --> 01:52:31,351
I know who you are.

2111
01:52:33,820 --> 01:52:36,790
You've been torturing me
since the day I was born.

2112
01:52:36,790 --> 01:52:38,158
You're not a God.

2113
01:52:38,758 --> 01:52:43,697
You're not inevitable.
You're just... us.

2114
01:52:43,697 --> 01:52:48,702
You're a twisted,
warped reflection of us.

2115
01:52:48,702 --> 01:52:51,538
Do you think showing my son to
me like this is gonna guilt me

2116
01:52:51,538 --> 01:52:54,274
into making a deal with you?

2117
01:52:56,776 --> 01:53:01,140
I've never been prouder
of anyone in my life.

2118
01:53:01,140 --> 01:53:04,451
And I think I speak
for the two of us when I say...

2119
01:53:08,355 --> 01:53:10,357
**** your future.

2120
01:53:52,265 --> 01:53:53,600
Thank you.

2121
01:53:53,600 --> 01:53:55,502
- Is the kid okay?
- I don't know.

2122
01:53:55,502 --> 01:53:57,700
Check on the kid.

2123
01:53:57,700 --> 01:54:00,273
- Hey, hey.
- [coughing]

2124
01:54:00,273 --> 01:54:01,675
- You did so good.
- Okay.

2125
01:54:01,675 --> 01:54:03,510
- You did so good, princess.
- We gotta get you back.

2126
01:54:03,510 --> 01:54:05,211
We know what to do.
We can do it again.

2127
01:54:05,211 --> 01:54:06,680
You just gotta
click the button, okay?

2128
01:54:06,680 --> 01:54:08,281
- No, we can never click it.
- Click it. Just click it.

2129
01:54:08,281 --> 01:54:10,183
Can't risk it.
Can't risk it, honey.

2130
01:54:10,183 --> 01:54:12,180
I can't give it another chance.

2131
01:54:13,219 --> 01:54:16,356
This is good. This is good.
It's over. You did good.

2132
01:54:17,123 --> 01:54:19,359
[smoke hissing]

2133
01:54:19,359 --> 01:54:20,560
[whispering] Hey.

2134
01:54:28,868 --> 01:54:30,103
Is this now?

2135
01:54:32,105 --> 01:54:33,390
It's okay.

2136
01:54:35,375 --> 01:54:37,877
You're free now.
Let's get you out of here.

2137
01:54:39,112 --> 01:54:44,984
[Ingrid and man grunting]

2138
01:54:49,556 --> 01:54:50,757
Still no Wi-Fi or Internet.

2139
01:54:51,558 --> 01:54:53,593
It's like, it's just a phone.

2140
01:54:53,593 --> 01:54:55,228
What do you mean?

2141
01:54:55,228 --> 01:54:58,398
I don't know. For, like,
making phone calls or something.

2142
01:55:02,268 --> 01:55:04,804
[soft, content instrumental]

2143
01:55:07,407 --> 01:55:08,675
You know...

2144
01:55:09,642 --> 01:55:11,770
It's too bad
high school teachers

2145
01:55:11,770 --> 01:55:14,140
don't actually go
on sabbatical, 'cause...

2146
01:55:14,140 --> 01:55:17,150
even I could
really use one right now.

2147
01:55:17,150 --> 01:55:18,485
Come on.

2148
01:55:18,485 --> 01:55:20,353
Let's go find out
if the world ended.

2149
01:55:24,491 --> 01:55:25,625
Oh, my God.

2150
01:55:25,625 --> 01:55:26,693
They're alive. They made it.

2151
01:55:26,693 --> 01:55:27,861
[Mark]
Holy shit, you made it!

2152
01:55:27,861 --> 01:55:30,964
Somebody call
an ambulance, please!

2153
01:55:32,320 --> 01:55:33,767
You don't have to make a fuss.

2154
01:55:34,467 --> 01:55:35,869
[coughing]

2155
01:55:35,869 --> 01:55:36,770
Mom?

2156
01:55:39,305 --> 01:55:41,641
Oh, my-- Darren?

2157
01:55:41,641 --> 01:55:42,876
Darren, oh!

2158
01:55:49,649 --> 01:55:50,984
Is it you?

2159
01:55:50,984 --> 01:55:53,787
- Huh?
- I missed you so much, Mom.

2160
01:55:54,988 --> 01:55:57,570
- My baby, I missed you, too.
- Missed you so much.

2161
01:55:57,570 --> 01:55:59,659
- So bright out here.
- Just breathe. I know.

2162
01:55:59,659 --> 01:56:00,827
I know. Is it coming?

2163
01:56:00,827 --> 01:56:03,496
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Forty-seven, off...

2164
01:56:03,496 --> 01:56:05,832
Just-- Just breathe, okay?

2165
01:56:05,832 --> 01:56:07,167
Just keep breathing.

2166
01:56:07,167 --> 01:56:08,234
Just stay with me.

2167
01:56:08,234 --> 01:56:09,903
What'd that thing
tell you in there?

2168
01:56:10,837 --> 01:56:12,338
You know what it told me.

2169
01:56:16,409 --> 01:56:18,378
You think I should keep it?

2170
01:56:18,378 --> 01:56:21,181
[chuckling weakly]

2171
01:56:21,181 --> 01:56:23,316
I'm on the fence,
to be honest with you.

2172
01:56:25,218 --> 01:56:26,519
Maybe I can...

2173
01:56:26,519 --> 01:56:28,922
do a little better
this time around.

2174
01:56:29,723 --> 01:56:32,258
You did okay by me.

2175
01:56:32,258 --> 01:56:33,326
You did just fine.

2176
01:56:33,326 --> 01:56:36,196
[breathing roughly]

2177
01:56:37,364 --> 01:56:38,732
That little ****er got me.

2178
01:56:39,532 --> 01:56:41,201
Ow.

2179
01:56:41,201 --> 01:56:42,350
It ****in'--

2180
01:56:42,350 --> 01:56:44,170
- It ****in' hurts.
- I know.

2181
01:56:52,946 --> 01:56:55,915
I want you to know
I'm proud of you.

2182
01:56:58,840 --> 01:56:59,850
[stammering]

2183
01:57:02,856 --> 01:57:04,900
Thanks, Mom.

2184
01:57:07,961 --> 01:57:09,796
Hey, look at that.

2185
01:57:12,198 --> 01:57:16,236
Ah. Just like you told me.
Really pretty.

2186
01:57:18,405 --> 01:57:23,760
[soft, content instrumental]

2187
01:57:36,423 --> 01:57:39,826
[music turns unnerving]

2188
01:57:39,826 --> 01:57:41,127
Something's wrong.

2189
01:57:41,928 --> 01:57:46,266
Hey. Hey, stay with me.

2190
01:57:46,266 --> 01:57:47,767
Stay with me.

2191
01:57:47,767 --> 01:57:49,102
I'm sorry, princess.

2192
01:57:49,102 --> 01:57:51,771
- What?
- You will save the world.

2193
01:57:51,771 --> 01:57:52,839
What are you doing?

2194
01:57:53,640 --> 01:57:56,476
- Just not this one.
- What?

2195
01:57:56,476 --> 01:58:00,780
[machinery whirring]

2196
01:58:01,114 --> 01:58:05,180
[electricity crackling]

2197
01:58:06,853 --> 01:58:11,191
[whirring grows louder]

2198
01:58:11,191 --> 01:58:15,128
- [loud zap]
- [breathing heavily]

2199
01:58:19,466 --> 01:58:24,838
[dire instrumental]

2200
01:58:33,646 --> 01:58:36,282
Hey. Hey.

2201
01:58:36,282 --> 01:58:37,217
Can I, uh...

2202
01:58:37,217 --> 01:58:38,818
Can I talk
to you for a minute?

2203
01:58:38,818 --> 01:58:39,986
Please?

2204
01:58:39,986 --> 01:58:42,322
Please, let me explain. I, uh...

2205
01:58:42,322 --> 01:58:44,357
I made
the biggest mistake of my life

2206
01:58:44,357 --> 01:58:45,992
when I walked out
on you, Ingrid.

2207
01:58:45,992 --> 01:58:50,330
Can you just give me the chance
to make it all up to you?

2208
01:58:50,330 --> 01:58:52,165
Please? I love you.

2209
01:58:55,100 --> 01:58:58,171
It's gonna be okay.
We're gonna be okay.

2210
01:59:00,240 --> 01:59:01,207
Cool.

2211
01:59:04,511 --> 01:59:05,578
- Hey.
- Hey.

2212
01:59:05,578 --> 01:59:07,514
- You guys know Ingrid?
- [both] Yeah.

2213
01:59:07,514 --> 01:59:08,581
No way.

2214
01:59:08,581 --> 01:59:10,160
That's my girl.

2215
01:59:10,160 --> 01:59:11,551
[Man] Make no mistake,

2216
01:59:11,551 --> 01:59:13,253
AI's gonna try to give you
everything you ever wanted:

2217
01:59:13,253 --> 01:59:15,989
constant distraction,
memorable characters,

2218
01:59:15,989 --> 01:59:18,258
challenges
and obstacles to overcome,

2219
01:59:18,258 --> 01:59:20,427
exciting stakes that matter,

2220
01:59:20,427 --> 01:59:22,362
and a satisfying ending.

2221
01:59:22,362 --> 01:59:25,650
But in the end,
it will all be a lie.

2222
01:59:26,320 --> 01:59:27,500
And you'll live in a cage.

2223
01:59:31,538 --> 01:59:34,507
Good luck. Have fun.

2224
01:59:34,507 --> 01:59:35,875
Don't die.

2225
01:59:37,444 --> 01:59:38,378
No.

2226
01:59:39,779 --> 01:59:41,181
No.

2227
01:59:41,181 --> 01:59:43,383
We didn't do it.
We didn't stop it.

2228
01:59:43,383 --> 01:59:45,218
- What?
- It didn't work. It didn't--

2229
01:59:45,218 --> 01:59:47,870
**** off, Tim. We didn't win.

2230
01:59:47,870 --> 01:59:48,888
- We didn't win.
- Hey, take it easy.

2231
01:59:48,888 --> 01:59:50,957
- Ingrid, what happened?
- It's all right.

2232
01:59:50,957 --> 01:59:52,125
He's gone. He went back.

2233
01:59:52,125 --> 01:59:53,860
Everything we did,
it didn't work.

2234
01:59:53,860 --> 01:59:57,263
[sirens blaring]

2235
01:59:57,864 --> 02:00:00,367
You don't understand. Everything
we just did, it didn't work.

2236
02:00:00,367 --> 02:00:02,769
We have to--
we have to fix it. Oh, ****.

2237
02:00:02,769 --> 02:00:06,539
- Where's the injured party?
- Please. Get away from me.

2238
02:00:06,539 --> 02:00:07,640
Please, get away from me.

2239
02:00:07,640 --> 02:00:09,750
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you hurt?

2240
02:00:09,750 --> 02:00:11,411
Don't. Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.

2241
02:00:11,411 --> 02:00:13,880
- This way.
- No, this isn't real.

2242
02:00:13,880 --> 02:00:15,315
This isn't real!

2243
02:00:15,315 --> 02:00:16,416
Please!

2244
02:00:16,416 --> 02:00:18,151
Hey, it's snowing.

2245
02:00:20,920 --> 02:00:23,890
Honey, I don't
think that's snow.

2246
02:00:23,890 --> 02:00:26,926
[Ingrid] This is a lie!
Everything is a lie.

2247
02:00:26,926 --> 02:00:27,927
[barking]

2248
02:00:28,928 --> 02:00:29,996
Don't! Let go of me!

2249
02:00:29,996 --> 02:00:31,731
- What's wrong with her?
- Nothing's wrong with me.

2250
02:00:31,731 --> 02:00:33,767
- She's not well.
- Something to do with Wi-Fi.

2251
02:00:33,800 --> 02:00:35,668
This is a cage!
You're living in a cage!

2252
02:00:35,668 --> 02:00:38,171
Thank you for your service.

2253
02:00:38,171 --> 02:00:45,780
[♪]

2254
02:00:52,352 --> 02:00:57,424
[quiet instrumental]

2255
02:00:58,591 --> 02:01:00,694
[waitress] Evening, ladies.

2256
02:01:01,695 --> 02:01:03,960
How about another top off?

2257
02:01:13,206 --> 02:01:16,776
[food sizzling]

2258
02:01:25,552 --> 02:01:28,888
[dishes clinking]

2259
02:01:28,888 --> 02:01:30,790
[clock ticking]

2260
02:01:30,790 --> 02:01:32,792
[ticking stops]

2261
02:01:32,792 --> 02:01:37,530
[funky instrumental]

2262
02:01:37,897 --> 02:01:41,201
- [bell dinging]
- [Man breathing heavily]

2263
02:01:44,404 --> 02:01:46,840
Damn, it's good to be back.

2264
02:01:46,873 --> 02:01:48,800
I almost miss this place.

2265
02:01:48,410 --> 02:01:50,677
- What the hell are you doing?
- See this?

2266
02:01:50,710 --> 02:01:52,145
Worthless. Bullshit.
Waste of time.

2267
02:01:52,145 --> 02:01:55,810
Real answer:
the way we beat this thing

2268
02:01:55,810 --> 02:01:56,583
is staring me right in the face

2269
02:01:56,583 --> 02:01:57,817
- my entire life.
- Don't touch me.

2270
02:01:57,817 --> 02:02:00,653
We're gonna give
the entire world what you got.

2271
02:02:00,653 --> 02:02:04,591
Now we just got to figure out
how to give it to everyone.

2272
02:02:04,591 --> 02:02:05,825
Massive scale.

2273
02:02:05,825 --> 02:02:06,693
- Lots of logistics.
- What the ****.

2274
02:02:06,726 --> 02:02:08,940
Not gonna be easy.

2275
02:02:08,940 --> 02:02:09,929
But I got some leads.

2276
02:02:09,929 --> 02:02:11,331
You eatin' this?

2277
02:02:11,331 --> 02:02:12,665
This free range?

2278
02:02:12,665 --> 02:02:14,167
Rest assured, our little friend

2279
02:02:14,167 --> 02:02:16,669
is gonna do
everything he can to stop us.

2280
02:02:16,669 --> 02:02:18,380
Dude, I don't know who you are

2281
02:02:18,710 --> 02:02:20,874
for what you're saying,
but I'm really not in the mood.

2282
02:02:20,907 --> 02:02:22,842
We can't do it alone.
Need some help.

2283
02:02:22,842 --> 02:02:24,277
It's not gonna be easy.

2284
02:02:24,277 --> 02:02:25,779
Luckily, there's some
good people in this dining room.

2285
02:02:25,779 --> 02:02:27,681
Okay, I'm going
to give you three seconds

2286
02:02:27,681 --> 02:02:29,683
to get the **** away from me.

2287
02:02:29,683 --> 02:02:30,850
- Three...
- You like this outfit?

2288
02:02:30,850 --> 02:02:32,786
I got six more in
the trunk of a Buick.

2289
02:02:32,786 --> 02:02:34,854
- Two...
- Listen...

2290
02:02:34,854 --> 02:02:35,955
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

2291
02:02:36,623 --> 02:02:37,457
Come on.

2292
02:02:39,125 --> 02:02:41,361
Trust me.
What do you got to lose?

2293
02:02:42,962 --> 02:02:45,365
- Aw, shit.
- [Man] Hey, everybody!

2294
02:02:46,199 --> 02:02:48,134
Yo! This isn't a robbery.

2295
02:02:48,134 --> 02:02:49,202
I am from the future.

2296
02:02:49,202 --> 02:02:53,306
And all of this
goes horribly wrong.

2297
02:02:53,306 --> 02:02:56,876
[dramatic instrumental]

2298
02:02:56,876 --> 02:02:57,977
[scare chord]

2299
02:02:57,977 --> 02:03:01,214
[crowd] Good luck!
Have fun! Don't die!

2300
02:03:01,214 --> 02:03:06,219
[futuristic techno music]

2301
02:03:09,723 --> 02:03:14,227
[♪]

2302
02:03:22,902 --> 02:03:29,476
[♪]

2303
02:03:38,318 --> 02:03:42,255
[♪]

2304
02:03:50,330 --> 02:03:55,350
[♪]

2305
02:04:02,442 --> 02:04:07,180
[♪]

2306
02:04:17,891 --> 02:04:21,795
[♪]

2307
02:04:30,870 --> 02:04:38,780
[♪]

2308
02:04:38,780 --> 02:04:42,315
Good luck!
Have fun! Don't die!

2309
02:04:47,754 --> 02:04:52,325
[♪]

2310
02:04:54,928 --> 02:04:58,264
Good luck!
Have fun! Don't die!

2311
02:04:58,898 --> 02:05:02,268
Good luck! Have fun!

2312
02:05:02,268 --> 02:05:06,606
Good luck!
Have fun! Don't die!

2313
02:05:11,911 --> 02:05:15,849
[♪]