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- Yo, Tommy!
- Hey, taxi!

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Cigars. Cigarettes.

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Great idea.

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Hello, New York.
I'm Bobby Rydell, and I'm glad to be here.

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Thank you all
for coming to see us tonight.

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It's Saturday night at the copa.

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We think you're gonna have
a great time tonight.

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We're gonna do our best
to make sure of that.

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As always, a very special thanks
to Mr. Jules podell for having us out.

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Let's get started.

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J that old black magic has me j

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j in its spell j

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j that old black magic j

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j that you, uh, weave so well j

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- I' those icy fingers &
- Cigars? Cigarettes?

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- & up and down my spine &
- Thanks, doll.

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J the same old witchcraft
when your eyes meet mine &

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j /llove 'emsoj

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- &' well, that same old tingle j
- Cigars?

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J that I feel inside j

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j and then that elevator
starts its ride j

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j darling... j

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hello, sweetheart.

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Here's my coat. And you see this here hat?

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I want you to guard it with your life.

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It was a gift from my mother.

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Yes, Mr. loscudo.

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- Here, that's for you.
- Thank you, sir.

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- Gio!
- Hey, carmine.

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- How are you, pally?
- Good to see you.

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Oh, thank you. That's unnecessary.

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Come on, let's go. Andiamo.

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I saw this kid Bobby Rydell
two and a half years ago in south Philly.

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Nobody knew who he was.

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They know him now.

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Hey, give me loscudo's hat.

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- But he said to guard it.
- I know. I heard.

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Give it to me, all right?

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Come on.

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J yeah, I should stay away j&

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j but what can I do? &

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j I hear your name... j

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hey, be respectful and watch your mouth.

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Shut up.
She works here, all right, tough guy?

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Yeah, what are you gonna do?

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Tony lip!

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J well, now you're the lover j

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j' I have waited for &

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j you're the mate that fate
had me created for j

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j and every time
your lips meet mine, yeow... j

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You put your hands on me, you punk?

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Do yourself a favor,
go home with your friends.

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You don't tell me where to go.
You know who I am?

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I'm going back in there.

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J keep talking about
that black old magic &

56
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j yeah, baby
'cause I love, oh, yeah I

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j love that thing &

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j old black magic

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j yeah, I love &

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you tell juley podell
if I don't get my hat,

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I'm gonna burn this joint down!
You hear me?

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Joe, it's gonna turn up.
I swear to god it's gonna turn up.

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- Really?
- It'll turn up.

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You tell that fat Jew bastard,

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I don't get my hat,
I'll burn the copa down.

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I'm gonna have to go back
to driving garbage trucks.

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Jesus Christ.

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Loscudo's out of his mind.

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We earned our money tonight.

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Lip,
I thought you were gonna kill that guy.

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- Yeah.
- Better him than me.

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So, what are you gonna do
while we're closed?

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I don't know.
Maybe go work at my uncle's pizza joint.

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You?

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I'm gonna drink for two months.

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Take me home, lip.

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- Hey, good luck.
- You, too.

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See you, carmine.

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No, you shouldn't...
That should not happen.

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No, I don't want to be a...

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My hat.

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Heard it was missing, so I looked into it.

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I wanted to kill that broad.

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No, no. It wasn't her fault.

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Who had the balls to clip gio's hat?

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Don't worry about it. I took care of it.

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Yeah, I hope you gave him some beating.

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Here. Take this. Put it in your kick.

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No. No, thanks.
It was a pleasure, Mr. loscudo, really.

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Bullshit. Take it.

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And from now on,
you don't call me "Mr. loscudo."

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You hear me?

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I'm your pal gio.

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Morning.

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Good night.

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One down,
and the batter will be Roger maris.

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- We need to get back in this.
- The pitch to maris. Curveball.

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Come on, Roger. Come on.

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Come on, Roger, hit one out!

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- Let's do it!
- Johnny, quiet.

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- You're gonna jinx it.
- Come on, Roger.

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Hey, Johnny.
Think you could yell a little louder?

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- Maris is up.
- Yeah, so am I now.

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What the hell are all you guys doing here?

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- All right.
- We came over to keep Dolores company.

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- Come on.
- Tony!

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Thank you, ma'am.

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- Come on, Roger, please.
- Let's do it, baby.

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- I'll walk you out.
- Sure.

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We need to get back in this ball game.

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- Come on.
- Thank you so much.

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Any problems, give us a call.

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Come on, come on, Roger.

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- The 1-2 pitch.
- Come on, baby.

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The curve is hit deep into right field.

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We did it! We got it!

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- Yeah!
- There it is!

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Whoo!

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- All right.
- 3-1, baby. 3-1.

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- Coming back.
- Roger, baby, way to go!

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- 3-1.
- Way to go!

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Do it again. Let's do it again.

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Come on, baby.

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No, Tony. Go get dressed. We're gonna eat.

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All right.

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No game seven, no game seven.

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From thy bounty, through Christ our lord.

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- Amen.
- Amen.

129
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And if anyone hears of a job for Tony,
let us know.

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Dolor. “What?

131
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Please.

132
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What happened? Did you get fired?

133
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Oat

134
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the copa's closing for repairs,

135
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so he just needs something
for a couple of months.

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All the people he knows,
he'll find something in no time.

137
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Well, he had a great job
at the sanitation department.

138
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You shouldn't have punched out
the foreman.

139
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He shouldn't have woke me up.

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That's Tony.

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I can't believe they lost.

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- Don't worry, don't worry.
- Relax.

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That never happened before.

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They're gonna win the world series.

145
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I'm telling you, this is gonna be the
easiest 50 bucks you're ever gonna make.

146
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Yeah, we'll see.

147
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Hey, there they are.

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Hi, Johnny.

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- Tony, how are you?
- Hey, Paulie. How you doing?

150
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I'm good, I'm good.
So, uh, Johnny here tells me

151
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you ate 48 white castle burgers
all in one sitting.

152
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Cheeseburgers.

153
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You tell him, Frankie.

154
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I don't believe it.

155
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What do we care if you believe it?

156
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Hey, gorman.
What's the record here for hot dogs?

157
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Eighteen. Fat Paulie.

158
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Why wasn't lip in on that contest?

159
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What contest? I was hungry.

160
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Well, the bet's simple.

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Half a c-note.
Most hot dogs in an hour wins.

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With toppings.

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- What the hell you weigh?
- 260.

164
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Hey, 2... your left *** weighs 260.

165
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May my mother-in-law drop dead
on the spot if I'm lying.

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- All right. You're on.
- Good.

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Pick it up, lip!
The baby elephant just hit 19!

168
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Let's go, lip! Let's go!

169
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Come on, let's go, lip!
Let's get this going!

170
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You're embarrassing!

171
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,629
You're embarrassing your son!

172
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He is killing you!

173
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,700
Hey, Nicky, you doing your homework?

174
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- Yep.
- Good.

175
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Where you been?

176
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Gorman's.

177
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I'm making dinner.

178
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Fat Paulie bet me 50 bucks
he could eat more hot dogs than me.

179
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He knocked off 24. Guy's an animal.

180
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Are you crazy? You lost $507?

181
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Dolores, please.

182
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I ate 20.

183
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You are so lucky.

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You know that?

185
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Rent is due on Monday.

186
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You gonna get that?

187
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- Yeah?
- Hey, lip.

188
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Some guy called over here, a doctor.
He's looking for a driver.

189
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- You interested?
- Yeah.

190
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They're interviewing guys
tomorrow afternoon.

191
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The address is, uh, 881 seventh Avenue.

192
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2:15.

193
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Hey. Excuse me.

194
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We're not open right now,

195
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but you're welcome to purchase tickets
to tonight's performance.

196
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Nah, that's all right.
Uh, I think I got the wrong address.

197
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But, uh,
is there a doctor's office in here?

198
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A doctor's office?

199
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,371
Dr. Shirley?

200
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You have the correct address.

201
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Dr. Shirley lives upstairs,
above the hall.

202
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,582
How you doing?

203
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I'm here for the driver job.

204
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Tony lip.

205
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No "Tony lip."

206
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No, I should be on there.

207
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:25,372
Uh...

208
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No.

209
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,577
Um, I have a Tony val... valle-la-la...

210
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Vallelonga. Yeah. That's me.

211
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Fill it out while you wait.
“What?

212
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,552
Fill it out while you wait.

213
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,987
Oh. Yeah.

214
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,211
Have a seat.

215
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:36,760
Mr. vallelonga. Sorry to keep you waiting.

216
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,377
On.

217
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,613
I'm Dr. Donald Shirley.

218
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Tony.

219
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,250
Yes. Please sit down.

220
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,223
Some place you got here.

221
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:52,559
Are them horns real?

222
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,728
Elephant tusks, yes.

223
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,597
What about that?

224
00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,299
Is that a molar?

225
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,471
- A what?
- A molar, like a shark tooth.

226
00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:06,873
Or a tiger's maybe.

227
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,641
It was a gift.

228
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,245
I thought, uh...
I thought I was going to an office.

229
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,810
They said a doctor needed a driver.

230
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,916
That's all they told you?

231
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,318
Yeah.

232
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,420
Actually,
it's a bit more complicated than that.

233
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,457
Have you ever driven professionally
before?

234
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,227
Yeah. Sanitation.

235
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,620
Garbage trucks.

236
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,831
Plus, I drive my boss home at night.

237
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,635
But I can drive anything.
Limos. Tow trucks.

238
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,470
Snowplows. Whatever.

239
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,607
I see. What other experience do you have?

240
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,800
I worked a lot of joints.

241
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,344
Wagon wheel, peppermint lounge, copa.

242
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,946
- In what capacity?
- What do you mean?

243
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,215
What did you do there?

244
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:50,784
Uh...

245
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,653
Public relations.

246
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,924
Well, first of all, Tony,
I'm not a medical doctor.

247
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:58,992
I'm a musician.

248
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,394
You mean, like, songs?

249
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,330
Yes. And I'm about to embark
on a concert tour,

250
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,199
the majority of which will be down south.

251
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,568
- Atlantic city.
- No.

252
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,337
The deep south.

253
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,773
First, we're starting in the midwest,
and then we're taking a hard left.

254
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:17,410
Kentucky, north Carolina, Tennessee,
and on down through the delta.

255
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,513
Do you foresee any issues
in working for a black man?

256
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,649
No.

257
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,553
No, no, no. It was just the other day,

258
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,189
me and the wife had a couple
of colored guys over at the house.

259
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,580
For... for drinks.

260
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,228
Hmm. I see. You're married.

261
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,597
Yeah. Two kids.

262
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,202
I'm not sure this is the proper job
for a married man.

263
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,970
Why? Are we bringing broads?

264
00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:48,174
My point is we'll be gone
for eight straight weeks.

265
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,976
No breaks, right up until Christmas.

266
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,179
You're quite sure you can leave
your family for that long?

267
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,914
Depends what you're paying.

268
00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:57,500
A hundred dollars a week
plus room and board.

269
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:57,917
Hmm.

270
00:16:58,180 --> 00:16:59,519
But let me be crystal clear.

271
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,288
I'm not just hiring a chauffeur.

272
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,358
I need someone
who can handle my itinerary,

273
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,693
be a personal assistant.

274
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:07,861
I need a valet.

275
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,998
I need someone who can launder my clothes
and shine my shoes.

276
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,402
Good luck, doc.

277
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:19,939
Tony.

278
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,114
I had my record label ask around town
to find me the right man.

279
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,884
Your name came up more than once.

280
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,587
You've impressed several people
with your...

281
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,624
Innate ability to handle trouble.

282
00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:41,961
And that is why I called
and inquired about your availability.

283
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:49,369
Okay, here's the deal. I got no problem
being on the road with you.

284
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,470
But I ain't no Butler.

285
00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:53,773
I ain't ironing no shirts,
and I'm not polishing nobody's shoes.

286
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,900
You need somebody to get you
from point a to point b?

287
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,178
You need someone to make sure
there's no problems along the way?

288
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:02,415
And believe me, you in the deep south...
There's gonna be problems.

289
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,985
So, if you want me,
it's a buck and a quarter a week.

290
00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:08,221
Or go hire that little chink
just pranced out of here,

291
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,389
see how far you get.

292
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,940
Well, Mr. vallelonga...

293
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,297
Thank you for stopping by.

294
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,511
Hey, Bobby.

295
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,513
Give me a rheingold.

296
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,148
Ice cold.

297
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,792
Mr. Tony.

298
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,895
Augie asking about you.

299
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,466
- Come on! I'm dying of thirst over here.
- Shut up!

300
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,634
I'm talking.

301
00:18:58,505 --> 00:18:59,372
When?

302
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,474
Now. He in his box.

303
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,369
Tony lip.

304
00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:32,339
What the hell happened at the copa?

305
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,908
I hear you almost split a guy's face open.

306
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,478
That guy you hit, Mikey cerrone,

307
00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:40,513
part of Charlie the hand's crew.

308
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,516
Guess he should have known better.

309
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:52,250
Hand asked me to look into it.
I spoke to podell.

310
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,762
Whole thing was, uh,
over a piece of ***, right?

311
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:57,931
Yeah.

312
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,768
Beef like that should never happen
inside the club.

313
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,870
They were out of line.

314
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,673
So we squashed it.

315
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,444
You, uh, looking to earn
a little extra scharole?

316
00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:13,880
I can keep you busy
while the copa is down.

317
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,490
What do I gotta do?

318
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:18,885
Things.

319
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:26,559
Appreciate it, but, uh, I want to spend
some time with the family.

320
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,610
Don't be stupid.

321
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,130
You make yourself a few extra bucks,

322
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:33,466
you buy something nice
for that pretty little wife of yours.

323
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,435
Hmm.

324
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,441
Nah, I'm good. I'm flush right now.

325
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:56,656
Here's 50.

326
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,826
Here.
Pay me 60 by new year's, you get it back.

327
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,130
Hey, lip.

328
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:06,766
Everything okay?

329
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,703
What, you got beak trouble, Charlie?

330
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:11,938
Mind your business.

331
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:19,679
So, come on. I'm dying to hear.
What happened with the doctor interview?

332
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,249
He ain't a real doctor.
He's a piano player.

333
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,853
Well, I don't understand.
Why did they say that he was a doctor?

334
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:31,291
I don't know. I think he's, like,
a doctor of piano playing or something.

335
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,492
You can be that?

336
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,127
I guess.

337
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,296
He lives on top of carnegie hall.

338
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,365
You should've seen this place, Dee.

339
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:41,167
It was filled with statues
and all kinds of fancy crap.

340
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,690
And he was sitting
on top of a friggin' throne

341
00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:46,206
all dressed up like, uh...
Like the king of the jungle bunnies.

342
00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:48,108
He's colored?

343
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,246
Well, you wouldn't last a week with him.

344
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,150
For the right money, I would.

345
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,293
Yeah.

346
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,496
On.

347
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,320
Look...

348
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:13,833
Really?

349
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:15,902
- Uh, okay.
- Everything okay?

350
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,237
Okay, hang on a sec.

351
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,341
It's, uh, Dr. Shirley, the piano guy.

352
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:22,676
He wants to talk to you.

353
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:24,744
Me? Yeah.

354
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,120
What? No.

355
00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:29,249
- Come on. Take it.
- No. Tony...

356
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,750
Just... just talk.

357
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:35,355
Hello?

358
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:40,560
Uh, good morning, doctor.
It's nice to talk to you.

359
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,368
Well, uh, yes, that is a long time.

360
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:52,539
It is.

361
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,876
Yes. I'm sure.

362
00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:58,778
Thank you.

363
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,413
Thank you for calling.

364
00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:02,148
Bye now.

365
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,530
What'd he say?

366
00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:10,123
He wanted to know if I'd be okay

367
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:13,993
with him taking my husband away
from his family for two months.

368
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:17,664
He said he'd pay you what you asked for.

369
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:24,938
- Hey.
- Hmm?

370
00:23:27,307 --> 00:23:28,341
It's good money.

371
00:23:29,309 --> 00:23:30,310
We need it.

372
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,916
Can't be eating 26 hot dogs every day.

373
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:39,919
I know.

374
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,757
I told him it was okay for you to go.

375
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:48,995
All right. Hey, look.
So here's the first half of your pay.

376
00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:50,897
You're gonna get the rest
when the tour's over.

377
00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:52,499
No, I gotta get paid every week.

378
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,534
Sorry. That's not how
the record company does it.

379
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,870
We got to have some guarantee
you're gonna finish the job.

380
00:23:57,404 --> 00:23:59,639
Why wouldn't I finish the job?
I took it, didn't I?

381
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:02,142
Well, then we got nothing to worry about.

382
00:24:03,677 --> 00:24:06,513
Here's the deal, Mr. vallelonga, okay?

383
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,782
It's your job to get Don
to all his tour dates on time.

384
00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:11,317
Now, if he misses any shows,
you're not getting your back end.

385
00:24:11,418 --> 00:24:13,186
- He's not gonna miss any show.
- Good.

386
00:24:13,987 --> 00:24:15,188
Oh, you're gonna need this.

387
00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:18,191
Now, this is the book
I was telling you about.

388
00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:20,994
Sometimes you guys are staying
in the same hotel, sometimes you're not.

389
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,197
- Oh, yeah, the...
- Yeah, yeah.

390
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,299
All right, don't let me down. Let's go.

391
00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,177
Marone. Is this the new one?

392
00:24:37,277 --> 00:24:38,878
Yeah, the record company rented it.

393
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:40,814
- It's nice, huh?
- Beautiful.

394
00:24:41,348 --> 00:24:44,384
So, what'd my sister have to say
about you being gone for three weeks?

395
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:45,652
Eight weeks.

396
00:24:46,553 --> 00:24:50,156
10-to-1, you slap this moolie out,
you come home in under a month.

397
00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:53,526
- Come here.
- All right, boys, huddle up.

398
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,929
- Say good-bye to your father.
- Frankie, Nicky. Come here.

399
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,732
- All right. You gonna be good boys?
- Uh-huh.

400
00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:00,433
- You'll listen to your mother?
- Mm-hmm.

401
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,835
Yeah? All right, give me a kiss.

402
00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:03,603
I'm counting on youse.

403
00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:07,207
Don't go too far. “We won't.

404
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,346
- Did you go to the AAA for the maps?
- Yes.

405
00:25:13,413 --> 00:25:16,750
No. I mean, the record companies
gave me the maps and the itinerary

406
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:17,851
and this thing.

407
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,888
The negro motorist's green book.

408
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:24,257
Yeah, it lists all the places
coloreds can stay down south.

409
00:25:24,257 --> 00:25:27,600
Like, uh, you know, traveling while black.

410
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,762
"Traveling while black"?

411
00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:31,598
Yeah, if you're black
and you gotta travel for some reason.

412
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:34,200
- Got a special book for that?
- I guess.

413
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:37,437
- Did you pack the iron?
- I ain't lugging no iron, Dee.

414
00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,507
- How are you gonna press your pants?
- I'll put 'em under the mattress.

415
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,911
I want you to write me a letter
every chance you get.

416
00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:47,547
- I can't write letters.
- Yes, you can.

417
00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:49,182
- I can't write.
- Take you five minutes.

418
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,684
- Promise me.
- It's embarrassing.

419
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:51,951
It ain't gonna be no good.

420
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,654
It's a lot cheaper
than calling long-distance, Tony.

421
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:56,322
Promise me you're gonna write.

422
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,124
I promise.

423
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,797
Dee, put this in the bank today.
It's half my pay.

424
00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:08,680
Oh, here. There's a couple of sandwiches
for you and Dr. Shirley.

425
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,637
- Thanks.
- Be careful.

426
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:11,571
I will.

427
00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:12,639
I love you.

428
00:26:13,807 --> 00:26:14,808
I love you, too, baby.

429
00:26:19,212 --> 00:26:22,482
You better be home for Christmas,
or don't come home at all.

430
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:30,900
I got it, pop. I got it.

431
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,752
Hey. I'm Tony.

432
00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:00,620
His driver.

433
00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:01,955
Bum a smoke?

434
00:27:07,527 --> 00:27:08,528
Thanks.

435
00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:19,272
So you're the band?

436
00:27:21,675 --> 00:27:23,143
Oleg. Cello.

437
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,311
George. Bass.

438
00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:27,747
And we're not a band. We're a trio.

439
00:27:28,281 --> 00:27:30,750
Oh. Trio. Right.

440
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:33,530
Good morning. Excuse me.

441
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,154
Morning.

442
00:27:58,845 --> 00:27:59,913
Thank you, amit.

443
00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:03,249
Have a wonderful trip, sir.

444
00:29:12,850 --> 00:29:14,988
Tony, the first thing I'd like you to do
when we arrive in the city...

445
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:16,823
- Hmm?
- Is check the piano where I'm playing.

446
00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:19,592
Make sure it's a steinway
as per my contract.

447
00:29:22,629 --> 00:29:24,964
And can you see to it
that there's a bottle of cutty sark

448
00:29:25,650 --> 00:29:27,167
in my room every night?

449
00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:29,169
Every night?

450
00:29:31,710 --> 00:29:33,139
Well, if you ever need
any help with that.

451
00:29:33,673 --> 00:29:34,841
I won't.

452
00:29:37,577 --> 00:29:39,279
10:00 and 2:00 on the wheel, please.

453
00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:43,616
Hey, doc.

454
00:29:44,484 --> 00:29:46,860
I noticed on the itinerary thing

455
00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:49,522
the last show's on the 23rd of December,
right?

456
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:51,858
Birmingham, yes. It's a Christmas show.

457
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,861
So, any way we could, uh,
maybe hit the road early next morning

458
00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,796
so we'd be home in time for Christmas Eve?

459
00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:57,897
We'll see.

460
00:29:58,798 --> 00:29:59,799
Appreciate it.

461
00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:03,690
Could you put out the cigarette, please?

462
00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:04,771
Why?

463
00:30:05,605 --> 00:30:07,730
I can't breathe back here.

464
00:30:10,430 --> 00:30:11,770
What are you talking about?

465
00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:13,813
Smoke's going in my lungs.
I'm doing all the work here.

466
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:14,881
Thank you.

467
00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:08,868
What are you looking at?

468
00:31:11,204 --> 00:31:12,605
You speak German, huh?

469
00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:13,740
That was Russian.

470
00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:16,710
Yeah,
I was stationed in Germany in the army.

471
00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:19,512
I could pick up a little bit
of what you were saying there.

472
00:31:19,913 --> 00:31:21,381
Watch out for them krauts.

473
00:31:22,115 --> 00:31:23,283
They're all snakes.

474
00:31:23,683 --> 00:31:26,860
Kennedy should've bombed them
when he had the chance.

475
00:31:26,186 --> 00:31:28,221
Plus now them Cuban bastards.

476
00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,991
Ain't they supposed to be following us?

477
00:31:33,590 --> 00:31:34,260
They have the itinerary.

478
00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:35,962
As long as they get to the show on time,

479
00:31:36,290 --> 00:31:38,980
I'm not worried about it,
and neither should you.

480
00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:40,633
I ain't worried about nothin'.

481
00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:44,971
In fact, when you see me worried,
you'll know.

482
00:31:45,710 --> 00:31:46,720
Tony.
You'll know if I'm worried.

483
00:31:46,106 --> 00:31:47,474
How about some quiet time?

484
00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:50,760
- Hmm?
- Sure.

485
00:31:53,790 --> 00:31:55,615
It's amazing you said that.

486
00:31:56,649 --> 00:31:57,984
"How about some quiet time?"

487
00:31:58,785 --> 00:32:00,787
Dolores, my wife,
used to say that all the time.

488
00:32:00,887 --> 00:32:02,622
Well, not all the time, but, you know.

489
00:32:02,722 --> 00:32:04,524
She says it when
I come home from work sometimes.

490
00:32:04,557 --> 00:32:06,226
You know,
she's been with the kids all day,

491
00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:08,661
and she'll say,
"Tony, how about some quiet time?"

492
00:32:08,962 --> 00:32:11,765
Exactly like how you said it.
I mean, it's amazing.

493
00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:20,440
How is that?

494
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:23,610
Salty.

495
00:32:26,813 --> 00:32:28,715
Have you ever considered
becoming a food critic?

496
00:32:31,818 --> 00:32:33,820
No. Not really.

497
00:32:34,354 --> 00:32:35,422
Why? Is there money in that?

498
00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:39,859
I'm just saying you have a marvelous way
with words when describing food.

499
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:41,995
"Salty."

500
00:32:43,263 --> 00:32:45,298
So vivid, one can almost taste it.

501
00:32:46,766 --> 00:32:49,903
Hey, I'm just saying it's salty.
And salt's cheating.

502
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:52,500
Any cook can make things salty.

503
00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:53,473
To make it taste good without the sal,

504
00:32:53,506 --> 00:32:55,809
with just the other flavors,
that's the trick.

505
00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:57,210
I mean, you take the basic ingredients...

506
00:32:57,210 --> 00:33:00,480
We should get going soon if we expect
to get to Pittsburgh by dinner.

507
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,480
Hmm.

508
00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:03,450
Guess we'll find out, huh?

509
00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:08,210
Hey, you know, when you first hired me,

510
00:33:08,888 --> 00:33:10,657
my wife went out
and bought one of your records.

511
00:33:10,657 --> 00:33:12,158
The one about the orphans.

512
00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:14,327
Orphans?

513
00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:18,932
Yeah. Cover had a bunch of kids
sitting around a campfire.

514
00:33:19,966 --> 00:33:21,000
Orpheus.

515
00:33:22,969 --> 00:33:23,803
Yeah.

516
00:33:23,903 --> 00:33:26,606
Orpheus in the underworld.
It's based on a French opera.

517
00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:29,420
And those weren't children on the cover.

518
00:33:29,776 --> 00:33:31,611
Those were demons in the bowels of hell.

519
00:33:32,645 --> 00:33:35,949
No shit? Must have been naughty kids.

520
00:33:50,997 --> 00:33:52,866
What are... what are you doing?

521
00:33:52,966 --> 00:33:54,200
Gotta take a leak, doc.

522
00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:56,870
Here? Now?

523
00:33:56,970 --> 00:33:58,571
You want me to piss my pants?

524
00:35:17,417 --> 00:35:19,285
- Oh, hey, doc.
- Good afternoon.

525
00:35:20,754 --> 00:35:23,156
Take this for any incidentals we may need.

526
00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:25,825
If you want to buy something,
you don't have to ask.

527
00:35:25,859 --> 00:35:27,727
Just keep the receipts, please.

528
00:35:28,128 --> 00:35:29,596
When it runs low, let me know.

529
00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:31,970
Oh. Thanks.

530
00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:32,565
One more thing.

531
00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:38,638
We'll be attending many events
before and after the concerts,

532
00:35:38,738 --> 00:35:40,206
interacting with some of the wealthiest

533
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,208
and most highly educated people
in the country.

534
00:35:43,243 --> 00:35:45,245
It is my feeling that your diction,

535
00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:48,148
however charming it may be
in the tri-state area,

536
00:35:48,248 --> 00:35:50,250
could use some... finessing.

537
00:35:50,784 --> 00:35:53,820
You mean diction... like in what way?

538
00:35:55,422 --> 00:35:57,323
Like in the only way
the word is ever used.

539
00:35:58,558 --> 00:35:59,325
Okay.

540
00:35:59,426 --> 00:36:02,429
Your intonation, inflection,
your choice of words.

541
00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:04,864
Hey, I got my own problems.

542
00:36:04,964 --> 00:36:07,467
Now I gotta worry about
what people think about the way I talk?

543
00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:10,103
There are simple techniques
I can teach you that are quite effective.

544
00:36:10,136 --> 00:36:10,970
I can help you.

545
00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:12,672
I... I don't need no goddamn help.

546
00:36:12,772 --> 00:36:15,410
People don't like the way I talk,
they can go take a shit.

547
00:36:16,509 --> 00:36:18,178
The profanity is another issue.

548
00:36:18,278 --> 00:36:20,780
Fanabola. Why are you breaking my balls?

549
00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:22,716
Because you can do better, Mr. vallelonga.

550
00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:25,510
Which brings me to one more point.

551
00:36:25,452 --> 00:36:29,189
As the guest of honor, I'll be introduced
when entering these intimate events.

552
00:36:29,289 --> 00:36:30,890
You will be introduced as well.

553
00:36:31,591 --> 00:36:36,129
In my humble opinion, "vallelonga"
may be difficult to pronounce.

554
00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:38,465
So, I was thinking

555
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:40,600
"valle" would be more appropriate.

556
00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:43,203
Tony valle. Short and sweet.

557
00:36:43,937 --> 00:36:45,372
Eh... nah.

558
00:36:46,439 --> 00:36:48,942
They got a problem with "vallelonga,"
they can call me Tony lip.

559
00:36:49,142 --> 00:36:50,744
These are genteel people.

560
00:36:51,344 --> 00:36:53,246
"Tony the lip" may be a little...

561
00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:55,648
Worldly for them.

562
00:36:55,982 --> 00:36:57,717
Well, then it's Tony vallelonga.

563
00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:01,354
All these high-class people,
so much smarter than me,

564
00:37:01,454 --> 00:37:03,723
with their intelligence
and speaking abilities,

565
00:37:03,823 --> 00:37:05,658
you're telling me
they can't pronounce my name?

566
00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:07,260
They don't like it,
they can shove it up their ***.

567
00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:08,395
I'll just wait outside.

568
00:37:10,864 --> 00:37:12,265
A sound compromise.

569
00:37:28,982 --> 00:37:31,818
Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight we are privileged

570
00:37:31,885 --> 00:37:34,788
to present a great American artist.

571
00:37:35,355 --> 00:37:38,525
He gave his first public performance
at the age of three.

572
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:42,128
At age 18, at Arthur Fiedler's invitation,

573
00:37:42,228 --> 00:37:46,132
our guest made his concert debut
with the Boston pops.

574
00:37:46,533 --> 00:37:51,871
He holds doctorates in psychology,
in music, and in the liturgical arts,

575
00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:55,942
and he has performed at the white house
twice in the past 14 months.

576
00:37:56,420 --> 00:37:58,445
He is a true virtuoso.

577
00:37:58,545 --> 00:38:00,113
And it's a... "Virtuoso."

578
00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:02,549
- It's a special treat for me...
- That's Italian.

579
00:38:03,583 --> 00:38:06,520
Means, uh, he's really good.

580
00:38:07,387 --> 00:38:11,758
So, ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the Don Shirley trio.

581
00:39:44,984 --> 00:39:46,720
A new pair of shoes!

582
00:39:48,688 --> 00:39:51,910
- Hard ten! Lady's friend.
- He keeps on winning!

583
00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:53,593
It's your dice.
I'm just having a lucky night.

584
00:39:53,626 --> 00:39:54,761
You cheating, brother!

585
00:39:54,861 --> 00:39:57,764
- Tony.
- Get him again. Get him again.

586
00:39:57,864 --> 00:40:00,166
- Boss man's calling.
- He ain't my boss.

587
00:40:00,233 --> 00:40:01,568
I work for the record company.

588
00:40:01,668 --> 00:40:03,169
Yeah, I work for the record company, too.

589
00:40:03,203 --> 00:40:04,604
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, come on, man.

590
00:40:04,704 --> 00:40:06,740
Hey, give us a chance
to win back our loot, huh?

591
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,341
I'm sorry, fellas. Duty calls.

592
00:40:08,408 --> 00:40:10,176
- Come on, man.
- Duty calls?

593
00:40:11,211 --> 00:40:12,946
My man, my duty is to get my money back.

594
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:14,848
I've been looking for you.

595
00:40:15,315 --> 00:40:17,384
Yeah, sorry.
The guys were having a little game.

596
00:40:18,251 --> 00:40:20,520
Next time you need extra money,
just ask me.

597
00:40:21,554 --> 00:40:22,956
It's more fun winning it.

598
00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:24,691
And what if you lost?

599
00:40:25,225 --> 00:40:27,327
Craps and cards, I don't lose, doc.

600
00:40:27,761 --> 00:40:28,795
I don't lose.

601
00:40:30,630 --> 00:40:31,364
So, stooping down in the gravel,

602
00:40:31,398 --> 00:40:33,533
pitching dice for pocket change
makes you a winner?

603
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,203
What are you giving me shit for?
Everybody was doing it.

604
00:40:37,604 --> 00:40:40,140
They didn't have a choice
whether to be inside or out.

605
00:40:41,775 --> 00:40:42,776
You did.

606
00:40:46,279 --> 00:40:48,148
Now wipe off your knees.
You have dirt on them.

607
00:41:08,535 --> 00:41:11,471
Dear Dolores, how are you?

608
00:41:11,905 --> 00:41:13,106
I am fine.

609
00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:16,643
"I'm eating real good. Hamburgers mostly.

610
00:41:17,277 --> 00:41:19,646
So don't worry about me not eating good.

611
00:41:20,547 --> 00:41:23,683
I saw Dr. Shirley play the piano tonight.

612
00:41:24,417 --> 00:41:26,186
He don't play like a colored guy.

613
00:41:26,286 --> 00:41:28,688
He plays like liberace, but better.

614
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,825
He's like a genius, I think.

615
00:41:32,325 --> 00:41:34,327
When I look at him in the rearview mirror,

616
00:41:34,427 --> 00:41:37,970
I can tell he's always thinking
about stuff in his head.

617
00:41:37,497 --> 00:41:39,432
I guess that's what geniuses do.

618
00:41:39,933 --> 00:41:42,202
But it don't look fun to be that smart.

619
00:41:43,236 --> 00:41:45,972
I miss you very, very much."

620
00:41:55,648 --> 00:41:57,617
Who is this? “Who?

621
00:41:58,118 --> 00:41:59,152
On the radio.

622
00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:01,855
Little Richard.

623
00:42:02,489 --> 00:42:04,724
Really? That's little Richard?

624
00:42:04,824 --> 00:42:05,825
Yeah.

625
00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:07,927
Think you could play something like that,
doc?

626
00:42:09,929 --> 00:42:12,650
I don't know. Sounds fairly complicated.

627
00:42:12,766 --> 00:42:13,900
Got that right.

628
00:42:15,802 --> 00:42:18,380
So, where did this
"Tony the lip" moniker come from?

629
00:42:18,505 --> 00:42:21,107
It's not "Tony the lip."

630
00:42:21,608 --> 00:42:23,376
It's "Tony lip." One word.

631
00:42:23,476 --> 00:42:24,678
I got it when I was a kid,

632
00:42:24,778 --> 00:42:28,140
'cause my friend said I was
the best bullshit artist in the Bronx.

633
00:42:28,715 --> 00:42:30,583
Why are you smiling?

634
00:42:31,217 --> 00:42:32,218
What do you mean?

635
00:42:33,319 --> 00:42:34,988
It doesn't bother you that your friends,

636
00:42:35,550 --> 00:42:37,357
the people closest to you,
consider you a liar?

637
00:42:37,457 --> 00:42:40,727
Who said "liar"? I said "bullshit artist."

638
00:42:40,827 --> 00:42:42,295
And what's the difference?

639
00:42:42,362 --> 00:42:44,497
'Cause I don't lie. Ever.

640
00:42:44,898 --> 00:42:47,400
I'm just good at talking people into,
you know,

641
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:48,968
doing things they don't want to do.

642
00:42:49,502 --> 00:42:50,603
By bullshitting them.

643
00:42:51,638 --> 00:42:53,206
And you're proud of that?

644
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,800
Well, it got me this job.

645
00:43:00,413 --> 00:43:04,170
Wait a minute. You're full of shit.
You never heard of chubby checker?

646
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,920
Of course I've heard of him.
I've just never heard his music before.

647
00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:09,689
But I like this. This is nice.

648
00:43:10,757 --> 00:43:13,693
- He's got a silky voice, very smooth.
- Yeah, he's terrific.

649
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,328
This is what everybody's dancing to now.

650
00:43:15,362 --> 00:43:17,300
- This stuff...
- Eyes on the road, Tony.

651
00:43:20,433 --> 00:43:21,501
You know this song.

652
00:43:22,669 --> 00:43:23,770
I don't think so, no.

653
00:43:23,870 --> 00:43:27,574
How could you not know this music?
Aretha Franklin.

654
00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:31,277
Chubby checker, little Richard, Sam Cooke.

655
00:43:31,378 --> 00:43:33,947
I mean, come on, doc.
These are your people.

656
00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:50,563
Do you want anything?
I'm getting a pack of smokes.

657
00:43:50,597 --> 00:43:51,598
No, thank you.

658
00:44:21,761 --> 00:44:23,496
Grabbed the rock and put it in his pocket.

659
00:44:23,596 --> 00:44:24,597
Thank you, Oleg.

660
00:44:25,665 --> 00:44:27,934
Nice turtleneck. Way to mix it up.

661
00:44:31,604 --> 00:44:32,939
Got you an apple, doc.

662
00:44:39,790 --> 00:44:41,281
Before we pull out, Tony,
we need to have a talk.

663
00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:46,186
- Yeah?
- Oleg told me what you did.

664
00:44:46,686 --> 00:44:47,520
What'd I do?

665
00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:49,989
You stole a Jade stone from the store.

666
00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:52,125
- No, I didn't.
- He watched you do it.

667
00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:54,270
I didn't steal no stone.

668
00:44:54,127 --> 00:44:55,962
You picked it up
and put it in your pocket.

669
00:44:56,290 --> 00:44:59,320
I picked up a rock off of the ground.
I didn't steal from a box.

670
00:44:59,132 --> 00:45:01,340
Now, why would you pick up a rock
off the ground?

671
00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:02,350
I don't know.

672
00:45:03,670 --> 00:45:06,339
'Cause it ain't stealing.
It's just a regular rock.

673
00:45:06,439 --> 00:45:08,740
And why would you want a regular rock?

674
00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:11,311
To have. For luck maybe.

675
00:45:11,378 --> 00:45:12,479
A lucky rock.

676
00:45:12,545 --> 00:45:13,980
- Yeah.
- Let me see it.

677
00:45:26,326 --> 00:45:27,327
Mm-mm.

678
00:45:29,620 --> 00:45:30,497
Take it back and pay for it.

679
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,768
I told you that kraut was a snake.

680
00:45:34,801 --> 00:45:37,700
Rats me out for something
I didn't even do!

681
00:45:37,637 --> 00:45:39,139
Pay for the stone, Tony.
You'll feel better.

682
00:45:39,172 --> 00:45:43,777
I feel fine. And I ain't paying
for no regular rock I found in the dirt.

683
00:45:44,811 --> 00:45:46,880
Do not drive, Mr. vallelonga.

684
00:45:50,850 --> 00:45:52,520
Put it back.

685
00:46:16,343 --> 00:46:18,440
- Feel better?
- No.

686
00:46:19,212 --> 00:46:21,381
If you'd like, Tony,
I'd happily buy you the stone.

687
00:46:21,781 --> 00:46:24,417
Don't bother.
You took all the fun out of it.

688
00:47:01,821 --> 00:47:03,256
Excuse me. Sir.

689
00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:06,659
- I'm with the band.
- You're all set up.

690
00:47:07,594 --> 00:47:09,162
This isn't the piano, right?

691
00:47:09,262 --> 00:47:10,263
That's it.

692
00:47:10,663 --> 00:47:11,831
It ain't a steinway.

693
00:47:12,966 --> 00:47:13,833
So what?

694
00:47:13,933 --> 00:47:16,803
Dr. Shirley only plays
on steinway grand pianos.

695
00:47:16,903 --> 00:47:18,505
It's in his written contract.

696
00:47:18,605 --> 00:47:20,600
Who's Dr. Shirley?

697
00:47:20,106 --> 00:47:24,177
Dr. Shirley. The Don Shirley trio.
They're playing tonight.

698
00:47:24,277 --> 00:47:25,478
Does it really matter?

699
00:47:25,912 --> 00:47:28,114
Yeah, it does. It's in his contract.

700
00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:31,518
Come on, man.

701
00:47:31,618 --> 00:47:34,200
These coons can play on anything
you put in front of 'em.

702
00:47:38,258 --> 00:47:39,826
But it's a piece of shit.

703
00:47:39,926 --> 00:47:41,461
And there's garbage in there.

704
00:47:41,861 --> 00:47:42,862
So take it out.

705
00:47:43,830 --> 00:47:44,831
What'd you say?

706
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,801
You heard me.

707
00:47:51,137 --> 00:47:55,475
Hey. You got two, three hours.
Just get a clean steinway in here.

708
00:47:55,542 --> 00:47:58,378
- There ain't a steinway on campus.
- Not my problem.

709
00:47:59,379 --> 00:48:01,848
I bet there's not two steinways
in the whole state of Indiana.

710
00:48:02,315 --> 00:48:04,184
I guess you'd better move your ***, then.

711
00:48:04,284 --> 00:48:06,319
Who you think you're talking to,
greaseball?

712
00:48:36,249 --> 00:48:37,684
Dear Dolores,

713
00:48:37,751 --> 00:48:41,421
this morning I had steak and eggs
for breakfast.

714
00:48:41,521 --> 00:48:44,991
The band has been playing
at very ritzy joints.

715
00:48:45,525 --> 00:48:47,994
Dr. Shirley and I
are getting along pretty good.

716
00:48:48,610 --> 00:48:50,960
But sometimes I think he gets sad,

717
00:48:50,196 --> 00:48:52,265
and that's why he drinks too much.

718
00:48:52,999 --> 00:48:56,269
I never knew how very beautiful
this country was.

719
00:48:56,369 --> 00:48:58,371
Now that I'm seeing it, I know.

720
00:48:58,838 --> 00:49:03,376
You won't believe how beautiful nature is.
It is as beautiful as they say.

721
00:49:03,877 --> 00:49:07,547
And the traffic out here in the country
is nothing, which is fine by me.

722
00:49:08,548 --> 00:49:11,217
Right now I'm eating spaghetti
and meatballs in a diner

723
00:49:11,284 --> 00:49:14,200
that tastes like ketchup
oh Chinese noodles.

724
00:49:14,688 --> 00:49:16,256
We are heading down south now.

725
00:49:19,526 --> 00:49:22,228
I love you. Your husband, Tony.

726
00:49:22,295 --> 00:49:24,264
Ps. Kiss the kids for me.

727
00:49:32,972 --> 00:49:34,474
Got any family, doc?

728
00:49:34,941 --> 00:49:36,420
Not really.

729
00:49:36,109 --> 00:49:38,812
Not really? Either you do or you don't.

730
00:49:40,413 --> 00:49:42,150
It's a long story, Tony.

731
00:49:42,716 --> 00:49:44,500
What, we're in a hurry now?

732
00:49:46,553 --> 00:49:47,554
Let's hear it.

733
00:49:48,988 --> 00:49:50,657
I have a brother somewhere.

734
00:49:51,891 --> 00:49:53,660
We used to get together once in a while,

735
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,363
but it got more and more difficult
to stay in touch.

736
00:49:57,130 --> 00:49:59,265
Curse of being a musician, I guess.

737
00:50:00,266 --> 00:50:01,768
Always on the road.

738
00:50:02,602 --> 00:50:04,304
Like a carnival worker.

739
00:50:04,404 --> 00:50:06,373
- Hmm.
- Or a criminal.

740
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:09,309
Took quite the toll
on my marriage as well.

741
00:50:09,743 --> 00:50:11,511
You're married? Was.

742
00:50:11,611 --> 00:50:12,846
June.

743
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,617
Good person.
Terrible grammar, but a kind soul.

744
00:50:18,151 --> 00:50:19,352
You'd quite like her.

745
00:50:19,452 --> 00:50:22,655
June. Like, uh... like Lassie's mom.

746
00:50:25,191 --> 00:50:29,329
Unfortunately, I couldn't do a husband act
and a concert pianist act.

747
00:50:30,630 --> 00:50:32,866
Couldn't seem to manage both worlds.

748
00:50:35,602 --> 00:50:36,803
Kentucky fried chicken!

749
00:50:37,303 --> 00:50:40,340
In Kentucky!
When's that ever gonna happen?

750
00:50:52,318 --> 00:50:53,319
All right!

751
00:50:55,155 --> 00:50:56,356
Hey, you want some?

752
00:50:56,456 --> 00:50:58,692
- I'm fine. Thank you, Tony.
- All right.

753
00:51:00,326 --> 00:51:05,999
Mmm. I think this is the best
Kentucky fried chicken I ever had.

754
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:08,501
Probably 'cause it's fresher down here,
right?

755
00:51:08,535 --> 00:51:10,904
I don't think I've ever met anyone
with your appetite.

756
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,740
No. I got the bucket
so you could have some.

757
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,409
I've never had fried chicken in my life.

758
00:51:17,143 --> 00:51:18,244
Who you bullshitting?

759
00:51:18,645 --> 00:51:22,182
You people love the fried chicken,
the grits, and the collard Greens.

760
00:51:22,882 --> 00:51:23,750
I love it, too.

761
00:51:23,850 --> 00:51:26,920
Negro cooks used to make it all the time
when I was in the army.

762
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,356
You have a very narrow assessment of me,
Tony.

763
00:51:29,689 --> 00:51:31,558
Yeah, right? I'm good.

764
00:51:32,192 --> 00:51:34,594
No. No, you're not good. You're bad.

765
00:51:35,195 --> 00:51:38,980
I'm saying, just because other negroes
enjoy certain types of music,

766
00:51:38,198 --> 00:51:39,432
it doesn't mean I have to.

767
00:51:39,532 --> 00:51:43,203
Nor do we all eat the same kind of food.
“Whoa. Wait a minute.

768
00:51:43,603 --> 00:51:47,400
If you said all guineas like pizza
and spaghetti and meatballs,

769
00:51:47,107 --> 00:51:48,208
I'm not gonna get insulted.

770
00:51:48,274 --> 00:51:49,642
You're missing the point.

771
00:51:49,743 --> 00:51:51,711
For you to make the assumption
that every negro...

772
00:51:51,745 --> 00:51:53,380
- Hey, you want some or not?
- No.

773
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:54,881
Here. Come on.

774
00:51:55,382 --> 00:51:56,950
- Tell me that don't smell good.
- [T...

775
00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:58,818
- Huh?
- It smells okay.

776
00:51:58,918 --> 00:52:02,550
I prefer not to get grease on my blanket.

777
00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:04,958
Ooh, I'm gonna get grease on my blankey!

778
00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:06,726
Come on, have a piece.
It ain't gonna kill you.

779
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,610
- Come on, take it, eat it.
- No.

780
00:52:08,128 --> 00:52:10,263
Take it. I'm throwing it in the back.

781
00:52:10,363 --> 00:52:12,432
- You... don't you dare.
- Then you better take it.

782
00:52:12,532 --> 00:52:15,680
How? Do you have plates or utensils?

783
00:52:15,135 --> 00:52:16,803
Baffangul! Eat it with your hands!

784
00:52:16,903 --> 00:52:18,571
- That's how you're supposed to.
- I can't do that.

785
00:52:18,605 --> 00:52:21,408
Eat it. Come on. Take it. I gotta drive.
10:00 and 2:00 on the wheel.

786
00:52:21,474 --> 00:52:22,876
- Come on. Take it, take it, take it.
- Tony...

787
00:52:22,909 --> 00:52:24,344
Come on, come on.

788
00:52:24,711 --> 00:52:25,745
There you go.

789
00:52:26,713 --> 00:52:27,714
Huh?

790
00:52:28,481 --> 00:52:29,816
I... I can't do this, Tony.

791
00:52:29,916 --> 00:52:31,885
Eat the goddamn thing!

792
00:52:32,819 --> 00:52:33,820
Jesus.

793
00:52:44,164 --> 00:52:45,398
What, no good?

794
00:52:45,899 --> 00:52:46,900
Mmm.

795
00:52:51,504 --> 00:52:52,806
It just seems...

796
00:52:54,574 --> 00:52:56,509
So un... unsanitary.

797
00:52:56,609 --> 00:52:57,844
Who gives a shit?

798
00:52:58,445 --> 00:52:59,946
Just relax and enjoy it.

799
00:53:00,613 --> 00:53:02,649
You know, my father used to say...

800
00:53:03,950 --> 00:53:06,186
"Whatever you do,
do it a hundred percent."

801
00:53:06,653 --> 00:53:09,456
When you work, work.
When you laugh, laugh.

802
00:53:09,522 --> 00:53:12,125
When you eat,
eat like it's your last meal.

803
00:53:13,126 --> 00:53:16,129
You want another piece?
Here. Have a breast.

804
00:53:16,529 --> 00:53:17,530
Delicious.

805
00:53:18,698 --> 00:53:20,660
Take it. Here you go.

806
00:53:21,134 --> 00:53:22,635
What do we do about the bones?

807
00:53:25,839 --> 00:53:26,840
We do this.

808
00:53:28,942 --> 00:53:30,100
This is what we do.

809
00:53:38,318 --> 00:53:39,319
There you go.

810
00:53:50,397 --> 00:53:53,366
What's the big deal, doc?
The squirrels would've ate it anyway.

811
00:53:53,466 --> 00:53:54,300
Pick it up, Tony.

812
00:53:54,367 --> 00:53:55,769
Nature takes care of the earth.

813
00:53:55,802 --> 00:53:57,570
- Pick it up.
- Ah, jeez.

814
00:54:31,705 --> 00:54:32,872
This can't be right.

815
00:54:35,942 --> 00:54:39,746
It says right here,
"cozy as your own home."

816
00:54:41,281 --> 00:54:42,882
Place looks like my ***.

817
00:54:43,450 --> 00:54:44,617
This is the place.

818
00:54:51,424 --> 00:54:52,759
The square one, please.

819
00:54:54,227 --> 00:54:56,229
- Just this one?
- Thank you.

820
00:54:59,899 --> 00:55:03,269
Hey, uh, if you need anything,

821
00:55:03,370 --> 00:55:05,238
I'll be right up the street
at the Easton inn.

822
00:55:06,272 --> 00:55:07,273
Thank you, Tony.

823
00:55:12,112 --> 00:55:13,346
Hey, Floyd, we ready.

824
00:55:13,446 --> 00:55:16,116
I told you I can't play. My shoulder.

825
00:55:16,216 --> 00:55:17,751
You and that damn shoulder.

826
00:55:19,586 --> 00:55:22,689
Hey! Hey, fancy-pants. You want to play?

827
00:55:23,757 --> 00:55:24,657
I beg your pardon?

828
00:55:24,758 --> 00:55:26,593
Come on, brother. We short a man.

829
00:55:27,794 --> 00:55:29,295
Oh, I'd rather not.

830
00:55:30,397 --> 00:55:32,165
What, you too high and mighty?

831
00:55:32,265 --> 00:55:34,267
No, no, let him alone. Let him alone.

832
00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:37,137
He just afraid of getting
that Butler uniform a little dusty.

833
00:55:37,570 --> 00:55:38,571
Mm.

834
00:55:39,739 --> 00:55:40,940
I'm just, um...

835
00:55:42,275 --> 00:55:43,943
I'm on my way to meet a friend.

836
00:55:45,245 --> 00:55:46,880
Yeah, well, thanks for nothing.

837
00:55:48,982 --> 00:55:51,184
Floyd, come on, man.

838
00:55:51,284 --> 00:55:53,286
Shut your *** up, man, and leave me alone!

839
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,170
Mmm.

840
00:56:25,785 --> 00:56:26,786
Eh.

841
00:56:28,288 --> 00:56:31,157
"Vacation without aggravation.”

842
00:56:33,827 --> 00:56:34,828
Hmm.

843
00:56:40,834 --> 00:56:44,237
"Delightful dinners
for particular people."

844
00:56:46,506 --> 00:56:48,740
- Yeah?
- Get up. It's George.

845
00:56:48,174 --> 00:56:49,342
Get up.

846
00:56:50,577 --> 00:56:52,712
Tony, come on. Hurry up.

847
00:56:54,547 --> 00:56:55,849
Dr. Shirley's in trouble.

848
00:56:56,249 --> 00:56:58,840
I went out for a drink,
I walk into this bar,

849
00:56:58,184 --> 00:57:00,153
and Dr. Shirley's in there
getting bounced around.

850
00:57:00,487 --> 00:57:02,722
I didn't want to leave him,
but I didn't know what to do.

851
00:57:02,856 --> 00:57:04,257
Who let him out of his cage?

852
00:57:04,357 --> 00:57:06,126
And they put that little tie on him, too.

853
00:57:06,226 --> 00:57:07,427
Why you all dressed up? Yeah.

854
00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:11,131
Get your hands off him.

855
00:57:14,167 --> 00:57:16,770
What in the good goddamn we got here,
fellas?

856
00:57:16,870 --> 00:57:19,939
Hand him over. We walk out.
Won't be a problem.

857
00:57:20,340 --> 00:57:22,542
I just wanted a drink, Tony.

858
00:57:22,609 --> 00:57:24,210
Hey, I told you we'll leave.

859
00:57:24,878 --> 00:57:27,447
- Not a big deal. Come on.
- He ain't going nowhere.

860
00:57:27,547 --> 00:57:29,449
We need a brillo pad
to wash these dishes with.

861
00:57:29,549 --> 00:57:31,251
Listen, ***holes.

862
00:57:31,351 --> 00:57:33,753
Do yourselves a favor and let him go.

863
00:57:34,688 --> 00:57:35,689
Now!

864
00:57:37,891 --> 00:57:39,225
Say it nice.

865
00:57:40,393 --> 00:57:41,795
I just said it nice.

866
00:57:42,562 --> 00:57:45,565
This boy is gonna get
what he's got coming to him.

867
00:57:47,767 --> 00:57:51,400
And you, you ain't got no say.

868
00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:56,609
Maybe. But whatever happens here,

869
00:57:56,710 --> 00:58:00,413
I'm gonna put a bullet
right in the middle of your thick skull.

870
00:58:01,915 --> 00:58:05,251
He ain't got no gun, ray.
He's full of shit.

871
00:58:06,486 --> 00:58:07,620
What if he ain't?

872
00:58:11,958 --> 00:58:13,426
Well, I sure ain't.

873
00:58:14,661 --> 00:58:17,897
And I ain't about to let this come to pass
in my place.

874
00:58:20,934 --> 00:58:23,436
Let the spook go. Let him go.

875
00:58:24,504 --> 00:58:25,505
Come on.

876
00:58:27,730 --> 00:58:28,740
Get him out of here.

877
00:58:29,109 --> 00:58:31,811
I want these Yankees off of my property.

878
00:58:32,512 --> 00:58:34,347
- Go on.
- Go on, George. Go. Go.

879
00:58:34,447 --> 00:58:35,482
I got you, doc.

880
00:58:38,952 --> 00:58:40,530
Go on.

881
00:58:47,127 --> 00:58:48,194
You out of your mind?

882
00:58:48,294 --> 00:58:51,698
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to put you in that position.

883
00:58:52,665 --> 00:58:53,833
Wait, wait, wait.

884
00:58:54,300 --> 00:58:55,568
Are you gonna throw up again?

885
00:58:58,471 --> 00:58:59,506
I'm okay.

886
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:01,841
Honest to god, doc,
I don't understand you.

887
00:59:02,609 --> 00:59:04,544
You could have drunk here.
You got a whole bottle.

888
00:59:05,450 --> 00:59:06,579
I just needed some air.

889
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,150
Air? Do you know where you are?

890
00:59:10,650 --> 00:59:12,485
Does geography really matter?

891
00:59:13,953 --> 00:59:14,954
What?

892
00:59:15,355 --> 00:59:18,191
If I was in a bar in your neighborhood,

893
00:59:18,291 --> 00:59:21,928
would the conversation be any different?

894
00:59:24,464 --> 00:59:26,666
From now on,
you don't go nowhere without me.

895
00:59:27,367 --> 00:59:28,501
Nowhere!

896
00:59:29,502 --> 00:59:31,338
- Got it?
- I understand.

897
00:59:33,239 --> 00:59:34,240
Where's your room?

898
00:59:34,841 --> 00:59:35,842
Tony.

899
00:59:36,843 --> 00:59:37,844
What?

900
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,780
Do you really have a gun?

901
00:59:41,247 --> 00:59:42,716
Of course not.

902
00:59:43,717 --> 00:59:46,519
Doc, where's your goddamn room?

903
00:59:50,523 --> 00:59:51,624
- Come on.
- There it is.

904
00:59:51,725 --> 00:59:52,726
Over there?

905
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:54,461
You gotta get to bed, doc.

906
00:59:54,561 --> 00:59:56,262
You got a big show tomorrow night.
Come on.

907
01:00:17,283 --> 01:00:18,451
Thank you.

908
01:00:18,885 --> 01:00:19,886
Louisville.

909
01:00:20,420 --> 01:00:22,322
Thank you for your warm hospitality.

910
01:00:27,727 --> 01:00:30,263
Thank you. Thank you.

911
01:00:38,380 --> 01:00:39,973
Don't be lazy, Tony. Enunciate.

912
01:00:40,730 --> 01:00:42,242
- I am.
- Betty bought a bit of better butter

913
01:00:42,308 --> 01:00:44,210
- to make the bitter butter better.
- Betty bought...

914
01:00:44,244 --> 01:00:47,580
B-bought...
Betty bought butta-er... butta...

915
01:00:47,647 --> 01:00:50,116
Who says that? Butta-er.

916
01:00:50,216 --> 01:00:52,886
You have to start somewhere,
Tony. A singer does vocal exercises.

917
01:00:52,919 --> 01:00:54,821
An athlete warms up before they rehearse.

918
01:00:54,921 --> 01:00:56,756
Athletes practice.
They don't rehearse.

919
01:00:58,124 --> 01:01:01,227
Ah, shit.

920
01:02:25,845 --> 01:02:25,912
Ladies and gentlemen,
a very special guest from the far north,

921
01:02:25,912 --> 01:02:31,840
ladies and gentlemen,
a very special guest from the far north,

922
01:02:31,184 --> 01:02:32,686
Don Shirley.

923
01:02:36,690 --> 01:02:40,393
Accompanying Mr. Shirley,
the members of his trio,

924
01:02:40,493 --> 01:02:43,863
Oleg malacovich, George dyer,

925
01:02:43,930 --> 01:02:46,700
and his associate Tony valle...

926
01:02:46,766 --> 01:02:48,868
Valle... vallelong-longia.

927
01:02:55,410 --> 01:02:56,776
Oh, this is my lovely wife, Margaret.

928
01:02:56,876 --> 01:02:59,579
If you gentlemen don't mind,
we're going to steal Donnie away

929
01:02:59,679 --> 01:03:01,314
for some, uh, introductions.

930
01:03:03,550 --> 01:03:05,952
I'd like you all to meet Don Shirley.

931
01:03:06,419 --> 01:03:08,521
Yeah. I'll take one.

932
01:03:08,588 --> 01:03:10,924
- What's that?
- A pimento-and-cheese sandwich, sir.

933
01:03:11,391 --> 01:03:12,592
Yeah, I'll try one of them.

934
01:03:15,628 --> 01:03:16,629
Oof.

935
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:25,710
Sorry. Not for me.

936
01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:37,751
Earlier this week, we asked our help
what Mr. Shirley might like for supper.

937
01:03:38,151 --> 01:03:41,821
So the boys in the kitchen whipped up
a special menu in honor of our guest.

938
01:03:42,288 --> 01:03:43,289
Gentlemen.

939
01:03:44,257 --> 01:03:45,992
Home-cooked fried chicken.

940
01:03:53,990 --> 01:03:54,200
There we go.

941
01:03:54,601 --> 01:03:56,503
Bring it in. Serve it up hot.

942
01:03:56,603 --> 01:03:58,672
[Playing "water boy"I

943
01:04:26,299 --> 01:04:29,135
Thank you. Thank you.

944
01:04:30,837 --> 01:04:32,806
We'll return after a brief intermission.

945
01:04:35,975 --> 01:04:37,430
Excuse me, Don.

946
01:04:37,944 --> 01:04:40,180
- Lovely work in there.
- Why, thank you.

947
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:41,881
Uh, are you looking for the commode?

948
01:04:41,981 --> 01:04:43,483
- Yes. I...
- Yeah, here. Let me help you.

949
01:04:43,516 --> 01:04:45,819
It's right out there before that pine.

950
01:04:51,491 --> 01:04:53,260
I'd prefer not to use that.

951
01:04:53,126 --> 01:04:56,329
Well, don't be silly, Don.
It looks a lot worse from the outside.

952
01:04:56,863 --> 01:04:59,650
And I suppose you'd know from experience.

953
01:04:59,165 --> 01:05:01,000
Well, I've never had any complaints.

954
01:05:05,405 --> 01:05:08,641
Well, I could return to my motel
and use the facilities there...

955
01:05:10,430 --> 01:05:12,145
But that would take
at least a half an hour.

956
01:05:16,349 --> 01:05:17,684
We don't mind waiting.

957
01:05:20,186 --> 01:05:22,689
Why don't I just pull over?
You can piss in the woods.

958
01:05:23,189 --> 01:05:24,657
Animals go in the woods.

959
01:05:24,724 --> 01:05:27,494
It's gonna be at least 20 minutes
I gotta go all the way back to your motel.

960
01:05:27,527 --> 01:05:30,296
So let's just get there
so I can go back and finish the show.

961
01:05:30,397 --> 01:05:33,299
See, that's the difference
between you and me.

962
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:34,834
I'd have zero problem going in the woods.

963
01:05:34,868 --> 01:05:35,869
I'm well aware.

964
01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:39,939
What are you sore at me for?
I don't make the rules down here.

965
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,876
No? Then who does?

966
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,881
Oh. You're saying
just "cause I'm white and they're white?

967
01:05:48,581 --> 01:05:50,950
You know, that's a very prejudiced thing
you just said there.

968
01:05:50,950 --> 01:05:52,585
A very prejudiced thing.

969
01:05:52,686 --> 01:05:55,455
I got more in common with the hymies
at second Avenue deli

970
01:05:55,555 --> 01:05:57,557
than I do with these hillbilly pricks
down here.

971
01:05:57,624 --> 01:05:58,792
Eyes on the road.

972
01:05:58,892 --> 01:06:01,428
You always say that
when you don't like what I'm saying.

973
01:06:01,528 --> 01:06:02,929
Eyes on the road.

974
01:06:07,567 --> 01:06:08,768
I don't get it.

975
01:06:08,868 --> 01:06:11,604
How does he smile
and shake their hands like that?

976
01:06:12,439 --> 01:06:16,409
They try to pull that outhouse shit on me,
I'd piss right on the living room floor.

977
01:06:18,244 --> 01:06:19,512
Don't... don't do that.

978
01:06:21,948 --> 01:06:24,317
We have many concert dates left.

979
01:06:26,886 --> 01:06:28,488
Yeah? So?

980
01:06:29,890 --> 01:06:31,658
You realize we're contractually obliged
to perform them?

981
01:06:33,393 --> 01:06:36,162
Of course I do.
You don't play, we don't get paid.

982
01:06:37,970 --> 01:06:38,980
What's your point?

983
01:06:38,431 --> 01:06:41,267
Ugly circumstances
are going to happen again,

984
01:06:41,968 --> 01:06:43,470
so control yourself.

985
01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:46,106
Don't lecture me, you rat.

986
01:06:49,142 --> 01:06:50,944
Dr. Shirley could have stayed up north

987
01:06:51,110 --> 01:06:54,681
getting rear end kissed at park Avenue
parties for three times money.

988
01:06:55,315 --> 01:06:57,350
But he ask for this.

989
01:07:02,422 --> 01:07:03,423
Why?

990
01:07:23,143 --> 01:07:24,911
What on god's green earth are you doing?

991
01:07:25,812 --> 01:07:26,813
A letter.

992
01:07:27,380 --> 01:07:29,315
Looks more like a piecemeal ransom note.

993
01:07:30,650 --> 01:07:31,685
May 1?

994
01:07:39,359 --> 01:07:41,327
"Dear Dolores."

995
01:07:41,828 --> 01:07:42,896
D-e-a-r.

996
01:07:42,996 --> 01:07:44,230
This is an animal.

997
01:07:44,330 --> 01:07:48,435
“I'm meeting all
the highly leading citizens of the town.

998
01:07:49,803 --> 01:07:52,739
People that use big words, all of them.

999
01:07:53,206 --> 01:07:55,675
But you know me. I get by.

1000
01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:57,344
I'm a good bullshitter.”

1001
01:07:57,977 --> 01:07:59,346
Two t's in "bullshitter."

1002
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:04,170
"As I'm writing this letter,
I'm eating potato chips,

1003
01:08:04,517 --> 01:08:07,487
and I'm starting to get thirsty.

1004
01:08:08,355 --> 01:08:11,524
I washed my socks
and dried them on the TV.

1005
01:08:12,258 --> 01:08:14,627
I should have brung the iron."

1006
01:08:14,728 --> 01:08:16,129
You know this is pathetic, right?

1007
01:08:17,697 --> 01:08:19,650
Tell me what you're trying to say.

1008
01:08:19,766 --> 01:08:20,767
I don't know.

1009
01:08:22,100 --> 01:08:23,770
You know, I miss her and shit.

1010
01:08:23,870 --> 01:08:25,380
Then say that.

1011
01:08:25,872 --> 01:08:28,475
But do it in a manner
that no one else has ever done it before.

1012
01:08:29,209 --> 01:08:30,543
And without the profanity.

1013
01:08:31,778 --> 01:08:33,246
Something like, uh...

1014
01:08:34,347 --> 01:08:35,382
Put this down.

1015
01:08:38,518 --> 01:08:39,619
Dear Dolores.

1016
01:08:39,719 --> 01:08:41,870
Hold on. I'll start a new one.

1017
01:08:42,188 --> 01:08:44,924
D-e-a-r Dolores.

1018
01:08:47,394 --> 01:08:48,762
When I think of you...

1019
01:08:50,563 --> 01:08:54,334
I'm reminded
of the beautiful plains of Iowa.

1020
01:08:54,868 --> 01:08:56,200
What planes?

1021
01:08:56,636 --> 01:08:58,710
The plains.

1022
01:08:58,705 --> 01:09:01,274
P-I-a-i-n-s. Those big fields we saw.

1023
01:09:01,374 --> 01:09:03,410
Oh. Yeah, those were nice.

1024
01:09:03,977 --> 01:09:04,978
Plains.

1025
01:09:06,790 --> 01:09:09,149
Which is what they call

1026
01:09:09,582 --> 01:09:12,752
big fields around here.

1027
01:09:13,119 --> 01:09:14,454
Tony, no expounding.

1028
01:09:15,255 --> 01:09:16,790
- No what?
- Just write what I say.

1029
01:09:17,390 --> 01:09:18,425
No good.

1030
01:09:19,225 --> 01:09:21,428
The distance between us...

1031
01:09:23,263 --> 01:09:24,798
Is breaking my spirit.

1032
01:09:26,399 --> 01:09:27,767
Between us...

1033
01:09:28,668 --> 01:09:32,539
My time and experiences without you
are meaningless to me.

1034
01:09:37,110 --> 01:09:40,447
Falling in love with you
was the easiest thing I've ever done.

1035
01:09:41,181 --> 01:09:45,618
Falling... in love... with you...

1036
01:09:46,119 --> 01:09:48,154
This is very ****ing romantic.

1037
01:09:48,922 --> 01:09:51,758
Was the easiest thing
I have ever done.

1038
01:09:52,325 --> 01:09:54,527
Nothing matters to me but you,

1039
01:09:55,328 --> 01:09:58,365
and every day I'm alive,
I'm aware of this.

1040
01:09:58,965 --> 01:10:02,635
I loved you the day I met you,
I love you today,

1041
01:10:03,136 --> 01:10:05,872
and I will love you the rest of my life.

1042
01:10:08,808 --> 01:10:11,378
So, can I put, uh, "ps. Kiss the kids"?

1043
01:10:11,478 --> 01:10:12,479
A ps?

1044
01:10:13,113 --> 01:10:14,147
Yeah, like, at the end.

1045
01:10:15,648 --> 01:10:19,185
That's like clanging a cowbell
at the end of shostakovich's seventh.

1046
01:10:21,187 --> 01:10:22,722
Right. And that's good?

1047
01:10:24,657 --> 01:10:25,825
It's perfect, Tony.

1048
01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:32,832
Everybody talks
about Willie mays, 1954.

1049
01:10:32,899 --> 01:10:35,235
It wasn't even the greatest catch
in the Polo grounds.

1050
01:10:35,335 --> 01:10:39,506
That was Joe DiMaggio, 1936,
second game of the world series.

1051
01:10:39,839 --> 01:10:42,308
Final out, 500 feet...

1052
01:10:46,179 --> 01:10:47,247
You like that, doc?

1053
01:10:47,347 --> 01:10:48,715
That's a handsome suit.

1054
01:10:48,815 --> 01:10:50,216
- Sharp.
- Mm-hmm.

1055
01:10:51,170 --> 01:10:52,585
Guy looks just like you.

1056
01:10:53,853 --> 01:10:55,210
He does?

1057
01:10:56,856 --> 01:10:59,250
Well, size-wise. Yeah.

1058
01:11:01,194 --> 01:11:02,696
It is about a 42.

1059
01:11:03,997 --> 01:11:06,733
- Why don't you try it on?
- Hmm.

1060
01:11:06,833 --> 01:11:09,350
What, you gotta wear a tuxedo
on stage every night?

1061
01:11:09,869 --> 01:11:11,438
You could mix it up a little, doc.

1062
01:11:11,538 --> 01:11:14,740
Come on, let's see how it looks on you.
We got plenty of time.

1063
01:11:17,711 --> 01:11:18,712
I'll be right back.

1064
01:11:19,713 --> 01:11:21,981
- How you doing?
- May I help you, sir?

1065
01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:25,185
Yeah, we want to try on that, uh,
beautiful gray suit in the window.

1066
01:11:25,552 --> 01:11:27,721
- You got it in a 427
- Of course.

1067
01:11:31,224 --> 01:11:32,225
That's the one.

1068
01:11:32,559 --> 01:11:34,600
Dressing room is in the back, sir.

1069
01:11:34,728 --> 01:11:36,963
Thank you. I'll be just a moment.

1070
01:11:37,630 --> 01:11:39,833
Take your time, doc.
I'll check out some ties for you.

1071
01:11:41,468 --> 01:11:45,305
Uh, excuse me.
Uh, you're not allowed to try that on.

1072
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:48,575
I beg your pardon?

1073
01:11:48,641 --> 01:11:53,413
Uh, if you'd like to purchase it first,
we'd be happy to tailor it to your needs.

1074
01:11:56,820 --> 01:11:57,830
I see.

1075
01:12:46,499 --> 01:12:47,500
Ah!

1076
01:12:59,846 --> 01:13:00,847
Yeah.

1077
01:13:02,482 --> 01:13:03,483
That's me.

1078
01:13:15,128 --> 01:13:18,765
Hey, officer.
I got a call about Dr. Shirley.

1079
01:13:19,666 --> 01:13:20,667
Come on.

1080
01:13:25,538 --> 01:13:27,700
His friend's here.

1081
01:13:28,675 --> 01:13:29,676
Thank you.

1082
01:13:30,577 --> 01:13:32,679
Get a guy a towel, for Christ's sake.

1083
01:13:33,446 --> 01:13:34,914
- You a lawyer?
- No.

1084
01:13:35,150 --> 01:13:36,160
Well, you should call one.

1085
01:13:36,490 --> 01:13:37,717
- We're taking your auntie in.
- For what?

1086
01:13:37,784 --> 01:13:40,200
Manager caught him and the other guy.

1087
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:43,823
Well, can we get the cuffs off him,

1088
01:13:43,923 --> 01:13:46,159
let him put his pants on,
we talk about this?

1089
01:13:46,626 --> 01:13:47,794
Sure, we could.

1090
01:13:48,395 --> 01:13:49,396
But we ain't.

1091
01:13:49,729 --> 01:13:53,333
Okay, look,
we're out of here tomorrow morning.

1092
01:13:53,433 --> 01:13:54,567
You'll never see us again.

1093
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:57,170
There's gotta be something we can do
to work this out.

1094
01:13:58,738 --> 01:14:01,741
What if you let him go
and I give you something to thank you?

1095
01:14:02,242 --> 01:14:04,644
You bribing us?

1096
01:14:04,744 --> 01:14:06,613
No. Hell, no.

1097
01:14:06,713 --> 01:14:08,915
A gift. A thank-you.

1098
01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:11,184
What kind of thank-you?

1099
01:14:12,850 --> 01:14:13,453
Like a...

1100
01:14:13,553 --> 01:14:15,455
You know, donation to the police force.

1101
01:14:15,555 --> 01:14:16,623
Youse guys.

1102
01:14:17,624 --> 01:14:18,625
Whatever you want.

1103
01:14:19,926 --> 01:14:21,261
You like suits?

1104
01:14:21,761 --> 01:14:23,930
I was walking through
your nice town today,

1105
01:14:23,997 --> 01:14:26,266
and I seen a store that was selling suits.

1106
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:28,668
Primo suits.

1107
01:14:28,768 --> 01:14:31,938
What if, as a thank-you... a donation...

1108
01:14:32,839 --> 01:14:34,140
I buy youse each a suit?

1109
01:14:35,909 --> 01:14:38,945
You get all dressed up,
you take the wife out for dinner.

1110
01:14:39,612 --> 01:14:42,615
I mean, guys like you, you work hard.
You deserve it.

1111
01:14:50,790 --> 01:14:53,426
They were wrong for the way
they treated me, and you rewarded them.

1112
01:14:55,795 --> 01:14:58,264
I was hired to get you
from one show to the next.

1113
01:14:58,331 --> 01:15:00,200
How I do it shouldn't matter to you.

1114
01:15:00,300 --> 01:15:01,868
I just wish you hadn't paid 'em off.

1115
01:15:01,968 --> 01:15:03,303
I did what I had to do.

1116
01:15:04,838 --> 01:15:06,873
You know, if this got out,
it would kill your career.

1117
01:15:06,873 --> 01:15:07,974
Okay, Tony.

1118
01:15:09,309 --> 01:15:11,144
I need you to stop it
with the phony altruism

1119
01:15:11,211 --> 01:15:12,545
and concern for my career.

1120
01:15:13,213 --> 01:15:14,147
What the hell does that mean?

1121
01:15:14,214 --> 01:15:16,116
You were only thinking
about yourself back there

1122
01:15:16,182 --> 01:15:18,918
because you know if I miss a show,
it'll come out of your pocketbook.

1123
01:15:19,190 --> 01:15:22,155
Of course I don't want you to miss a show,
you ungrateful bastard.

1124
01:15:22,222 --> 01:15:23,990
You think I'm doing this for my health?

1125
01:15:24,624 --> 01:15:26,426
Tonight, I saved your ***.

1126
01:15:26,526 --> 01:15:28,695
So show a little appreciation maybe.

1127
01:15:29,195 --> 01:15:31,598
Besides, I told you
never to go nowhere without me!

1128
01:15:33,533 --> 01:15:36,202
I assumed you'd want this
to be the exception.

1129
01:16:11,838 --> 01:16:15,608
Want me to get some makeup or something
for the show tomorrow?

1130
01:16:15,709 --> 01:16:17,770
No, I'm fine.

1131
01:16:17,177 --> 01:16:19,312
You sure? Bruise kind of shows.

1132
01:16:19,412 --> 01:16:20,714
I said I'm fine.

1133
01:16:22,215 --> 01:16:23,216
Okay.

1134
01:16:31,257 --> 01:16:32,625
He didn't ask me to do that.

1135
01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:34,527
I'm telling you,
that's what he told me.

1136
01:16:34,561 --> 01:16:35,729
He didn't ask me.

1137
01:16:35,795 --> 01:16:38,431
Oh. Tony lip.

1138
01:16:39,132 --> 01:16:41,768
Dominic, mags.
What the hell you guys doing down here?

1139
01:16:41,868 --> 01:16:42,936
Hey, Brooklyn sent us down.

1140
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:45,305
Take care of a few things. Yeah.

1141
01:17:20,106 --> 01:17:21,474
I'm working here.

1142
01:17:30,830 --> 01:17:32,452
Sorry, doc.
They're some friends from New York.

1143
01:17:33,453 --> 01:17:35,622
Hey, can you get Dr. Shirley's luggage?

1144
01:17:35,689 --> 01:17:36,690
All right.

1145
01:18:09,656 --> 01:18:11,991
Called his room. Be down in a minute.

1146
01:18:21,801 --> 01:18:23,636
- Hey, doc.
- Where are you off to?

1147
01:18:26,339 --> 01:18:29,442
I'm just going downstairs.
To have a drink.

1148
01:18:40,887 --> 01:18:41,888
Tony.

1149
01:18:42,522 --> 01:18:44,524
I think you're doing a wonderful job.

1150
01:18:46,159 --> 01:18:47,160
So...

1151
01:18:48,528 --> 01:18:51,531
I'd like to formally offer you
the position of my road manager.

1152
01:18:52,198 --> 01:18:55,869
With the title also comes
more responsibility, but...

1153
01:18:57,337 --> 01:18:58,872
That also means a raise in pay.

1154
01:18:59,706 --> 01:19:01,541
No. No.

1155
01:19:01,608 --> 01:19:02,709
No, thanks.

1156
01:19:05,780 --> 01:19:09,182
We agreed on 125 a week, plus expenses.

1157
01:19:09,249 --> 01:19:11,217
That's our deal, right?

1158
01:19:13,219 --> 01:19:15,488
I ain't going nowhere, doc.

1159
01:19:15,588 --> 01:19:17,223
I was just going down to tell them.

1160
01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:29,690
Tony.

1161
01:19:34,441 --> 01:19:36,242
I'm sorry about last night.

1162
01:19:40,313 --> 01:19:41,448
Don't worry about it.

1163
01:19:43,983 --> 01:19:46,986
I've been working nightclubs
in New York City my whole life.

1164
01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:48,521
I know it's a...

1165
01:19:49,789 --> 01:19:51,424
Complicated world.

1166
01:20:04,104 --> 01:20:06,339
So, where'd you learn
how to play like that?

1167
01:20:06,439 --> 01:20:07,440
My mother.

1168
01:20:07,841 --> 01:20:09,776
- Your mother? Really?
- Mm-hmm.

1169
01:20:12,245 --> 01:20:14,381
She taught me how to play
on an old spinet.

1170
01:20:15,949 --> 01:20:20,453
Soon as I could walk,
we'd travel around the Florida panhandle,

1171
01:20:21,121 --> 01:20:23,690
put on my little shows
in parishes and halls.

1172
01:20:24,124 --> 01:20:26,192
Fortunately, a man who had seen me play

1173
01:20:26,626 --> 01:20:29,863
arranged for me to study
at the Leningrad conservatory of music.

1174
01:20:30,463 --> 01:20:32,499
I was the first negro ever accepted there.

1175
01:20:32,966 --> 01:20:35,468
That's where they taught you
all them songs you play?

1176
01:20:35,535 --> 01:20:37,704
Actually,
I was trained to play classical music.

1177
01:20:38,438 --> 01:20:42,542
Brahms, Franz liszt, Beethoven, chopin.

1178
01:20:43,843 --> 01:20:45,311
It's all I ever wanted to play.

1179
01:20:47,113 --> 01:20:49,215
But I was persuaded by my record company

1180
01:20:49,315 --> 01:20:52,180
to pursue a career
in popular music instead.

1181
01:20:53,190 --> 01:20:55,889
They insisted that audiences
would never accept a negro pianist

1182
01:20:55,989 --> 01:20:57,390
on a classical stage.

1183
01:20:58,324 --> 01:21:00,994
Wanted to turn me
into just another colored entertainer.

1184
01:21:02,829 --> 01:21:05,999
You know,
the guy who's smoking while he's playing

1185
01:21:06,660 --> 01:21:08,535
and sets a glass of whiskey on his piano

1186
01:21:08,635 --> 01:21:12,839
and then complains because
he's not respected like Arthur rubinstein.

1187
01:21:13,406 --> 01:21:18,178
You don't see Arthur rubinstein
putting a glass of whiskey on his piano.

1188
01:21:20,180 --> 01:21:23,583
I don't know. Personally,
I think if you stuck to the classic stuff,

1189
01:21:23,683 --> 01:21:25,151
it would've been a big mistake.

1190
01:21:25,518 --> 01:21:29,489
A mistake? Performing the music
I trained my entire life to play?

1191
01:21:30,230 --> 01:21:32,192
Trained? What are you, a seal?

1192
01:21:32,692 --> 01:21:34,160
People love what you do.

1193
01:21:34,260 --> 01:21:37,597
Anyone could sound like Beethoven
or "Joe pan"

1194
01:21:37,697 --> 01:21:39,232
or them other guys you said.

1195
01:21:39,332 --> 01:21:42,769
But your music, what you do...

1196
01:21:45,338 --> 01:21:46,539
Only you can do that.

1197
01:21:49,776 --> 01:21:50,944
Thank you, Tony.

1198
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:57,784
But not everyone can play chopin.

1199
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:01,121
Not like I can.

1200
01:22:05,625 --> 01:22:08,610
The trees have shed
their leafy clothing,

1201
01:22:08,528 --> 01:22:10,930
and their colors have faded
to grays and browns.

1202
01:22:11,464 --> 01:22:15,301
"I saw millions of trees
all dusted with snow,

1203
01:22:15,402 --> 01:22:17,103
just like out of a fairy tale."

1204
01:22:17,203 --> 01:22:19,105
He's so expressive.

1205
01:22:20,106 --> 01:22:23,777
Got to admit, lip's letters,
they're not bad.

1206
01:22:23,877 --> 01:22:25,111
Oh, well, it's in the family.

1207
01:22:25,578 --> 01:22:27,814
They say our great-great-great-grandfather

1208
01:22:27,914 --> 01:22:30,150
helped Da Vinci with the sixteen chapel.

1209
01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:32,652
- You mean Michelangelo.
- Right.

1210
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:37,657
I'm just saying, we're an arty family.

1211
01:22:37,757 --> 01:22:42,162
"I will count the hours,
minutes, and seconds

1212
01:22:42,262 --> 01:22:44,264
until you are in my arms.

1213
01:22:44,330 --> 01:22:46,166
Love you, Tony.

1214
01:22:46,266 --> 01:22:47,767
Ps. Kiss the kids."

1215
01:22:49,269 --> 01:22:50,770
John! Yeah?

1216
01:22:51,771 --> 01:22:52,939
I want a letter.

1217
01:22:53,606 --> 01:22:55,108
Yeah, soon as you make a meal.

1218
01:23:09,356 --> 01:23:12,325
Eyes forward, Tony.

1219
01:23:37,817 --> 01:23:38,885
Tony.

1220
01:23:38,985 --> 01:23:42,856
All right, everybody.
Let's give our finest Louisiana welcome

1221
01:23:42,956 --> 01:23:45,825
to Don Shirley and the Don Shirley trio.

1222
01:24:12,652 --> 01:24:14,754
Your mother's ***.

1223
01:24:14,854 --> 01:24:18,391
Can't see shit.

1224
01:24:24,898 --> 01:24:26,299
What the hell's this guy doing?

1225
01:24:30,300 --> 01:24:31,738
Son of a *****.

1226
01:24:44,384 --> 01:24:46,219
License and papers.

1227
01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:48,722
Am I glad to see you!

1228
01:24:49,189 --> 01:24:53,626
We had to turn off the main road,
and, uh, now we're lost.

1229
01:24:55,929 --> 01:24:57,397
Step out of the car.

1230
01:24:57,797 --> 01:25:00,266
- What'd I do?
- Out of the car.

1231
01:25:12,278 --> 01:25:13,847
Why are you on this road?

1232
01:25:14,481 --> 01:25:18,585
I told you.
We had to make a detour, and we got lost.

1233
01:25:23,323 --> 01:25:25,258
And why are you driving him?

1234
01:25:25,992 --> 01:25:27,260
He's my boss.

1235
01:25:33,666 --> 01:25:37,137
He can't be out here at night.
This a sundown town.

1236
01:25:37,804 --> 01:25:38,872
What's that?

1237
01:25:40,607 --> 01:25:42,976
Get him out of the car and check his ID.

1238
01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:45,278
Oh, come on. It's pouring rain.

1239
01:25:45,812 --> 01:25:48,348
Sir, I can just get it right here
through the window.

1240
01:25:48,448 --> 01:25:49,783
Get him out of the car.

1241
01:25:50,517 --> 01:25:52,886
Come on, get out now.
Get out now. Get out.

1242
01:25:54,187 --> 01:25:55,321
Got ID?

1243
01:25:58,291 --> 01:26:00,126
How you say this last name?

1244
01:26:01,161 --> 01:26:02,295
Vallelonga.

1245
01:26:03,630 --> 01:26:06,399
- Yeah, what kind of name is that?
- It's Italian.

1246
01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:12,105
Oh. Oh, I see.
That's why you're driving him around.

1247
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:15,709
You're half a nigger yourself.

1248
01:26:17,444 --> 01:26:20,480
Hands in the air! Now! Now!

1249
01:26:23,817 --> 01:26:24,818
Excuse me.

1250
01:26:29,489 --> 01:26:30,757
Excuse me, sirs.

1251
01:26:33,526 --> 01:26:35,729
I understand
why my associate is being held,

1252
01:26:35,829 --> 01:26:38,164
but what exactly am I being charged with?

1253
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:43,903
You seem like reasonable men.

1254
01:26:44,838 --> 01:26:46,390
Perhaps you could let me out

1255
01:26:46,139 --> 01:26:48,740
so that we could discuss
the situation further.

1256
01:26:48,174 --> 01:26:50,276
Just put the apple butter away, boy.

1257
01:26:50,377 --> 01:26:52,946
You ain't going nowhere no time soon.

1258
01:26:54,314 --> 01:26:56,549
You cannot hold me without cause.

1259
01:26:56,649 --> 01:26:57,851
Oh, I got cause.

1260
01:26:58,418 --> 01:27:00,787
'Cause you let the sun
set on your black ***.

1261
01:27:02,655 --> 01:27:04,424
I want to speak to my lawyer.

1262
01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:06,459
I want my call.

1263
01:27:06,926 --> 01:27:09,863
This is a flagrant violation of my rights.

1264
01:27:10,864 --> 01:27:12,320
You know...

1265
01:27:13,733 --> 01:27:17,537
He does have, uh, rights.

1266
01:27:22,575 --> 01:27:24,778
Give the negro his goddamn phone call.

1267
01:27:25,745 --> 01:27:26,746
You happy?

1268
01:27:31,751 --> 01:27:33,153
You know a lawyer?

1269
01:27:33,887 --> 01:27:34,888
Call him.

1270
01:27:46,366 --> 01:27:49,602
I walk up to the car and I say,
"sir, you know how fast you were goin'?"

1271
01:27:49,869 --> 01:27:52,405
He says, "I'm sorry, officer.
I didn't mean to speed, but"...

1272
01:27:52,472 --> 01:27:55,442
As my mother always said,
"what kind of brand-new fool are you?"

1273
01:27:56,376 --> 01:27:57,610
Look at them over there.

1274
01:27:58,878 --> 01:28:00,480
Take a good look at the officer you hit.

1275
01:28:00,747 --> 01:28:03,249
Look at him.
He's over there having a grand old time,

1276
01:28:03,316 --> 01:28:07,487
chatting up with his pals,
enjoying a nice cup of coffee.

1277
01:28:08,254 --> 01:28:09,489
And where are you?

1278
01:28:09,589 --> 01:28:12,525
In here, with me, who did nothing.

1279
01:28:13,593 --> 01:28:15,328
Yet I'm the one who pays the price.

1280
01:28:15,428 --> 01:28:17,764
I'm the one who's gonna miss
the Birmingham show.

1281
01:28:17,831 --> 01:28:21,267
Hey, I'm gonna lose a lot of money, too,
if you don't play Birmingham.

1282
01:28:21,334 --> 01:28:24,504
So, that little temper tantrum,
was it worth it?

1283
01:28:25,605 --> 01:28:26,606
Hmm?

1284
01:28:28,141 --> 01:28:29,509
You never win with violence, Tony.

1285
01:28:29,609 --> 01:28:32,178
You only win
when you maintain your dignity.

1286
01:28:32,278 --> 01:28:35,480
Dignity always prevails.

1287
01:28:36,249 --> 01:28:38,952
And tonight, because of you, we did not.

1288
01:28:44,624 --> 01:28:46,526
I wouldn't touch that mattress, doc.

1289
01:28:46,626 --> 01:28:48,895
Maryville police.

1290
01:28:52,198 --> 01:28:53,199
No, sir.

1291
01:28:54,340 --> 01:28:55,735
No, no, I... I'm not, sir.

1292
01:28:56,803 --> 01:28:58,638
Yes, sir. He's right here, sir. Yes, sir.

1293
01:28:59,305 --> 01:29:00,306
Yes, sir.

1294
01:29:01,141 --> 01:29:02,142
Gimme.

1295
01:29:02,809 --> 01:29:03,977
Chief Pratt. Who's this?

1296
01:29:04,644 --> 01:29:05,645
Baloney.

1297
01:29:08,548 --> 01:29:11,851
Yes, sir. I can hear it now, governor.

1298
01:29:13,620 --> 01:29:14,621
Uh...

1299
01:29:16,322 --> 01:29:17,557
No, sir. I'm sorry.

1300
01:29:17,657 --> 01:29:20,126
No, of course I can recognize your voice.
It's...

1301
01:29:23,496 --> 01:29:24,497
Sir?

1302
01:29:25,699 --> 01:29:28,702
You're saying the boy
we got locked up called who?

1303
01:29:32,138 --> 01:29:34,174
Oh, and he called you.

1304
01:29:34,674 --> 01:29:35,842
No... no, sir.

1305
01:29:36,476 --> 01:29:38,878
An officer was assaulted
in the line of duty.

1306
01:29:41,915 --> 01:29:42,782
No, sir. No.

1307
01:29:42,882 --> 01:29:46,252
I don't want no national guard
coming down here neither, sir.

1308
01:29:47,687 --> 01:29:49,389
I'll get to it immediately, governor.

1309
01:29:50,523 --> 01:29:52,359
Good night to you and the missus.

1310
01:29:57,230 --> 01:29:58,631
Get 'em out. What?

1311
01:29:59,199 --> 01:30:00,433
Cut 'em goddamn loose.

1312
01:30:00,533 --> 01:30:02,102
That dago wop hit me!

1313
01:30:02,669 --> 01:30:04,404
You want to keep your goddamn job?

1314
01:30:04,504 --> 01:30:08,308
Then you do what I goddamn tell you to do
when I goddamn tell you to do it!

1315
01:30:08,408 --> 01:30:10,710
And I'm telling you
to get 'em the goddamn out!

1316
01:30:11,411 --> 01:30:12,579
Who the hell did you call?

1317
01:30:15,915 --> 01:30:18,251
Bobby Kennedy just saved our ***es.

1318
01:30:18,351 --> 01:30:20,587
Marone. How great is that?

1319
01:30:21,554 --> 01:30:22,722
It's not great.

1320
01:30:23,256 --> 01:30:24,491
It's not great at all.

1321
01:30:24,591 --> 01:30:26,926
- It's humiliating.
- The hell you talking about?

1322
01:30:27,270 --> 01:30:28,928
We were screwed. Now we ain't.

1323
01:30:29,863 --> 01:30:32,198
And I just put the Attorney General
of the United States

1324
01:30:32,298 --> 01:30:33,666
in an incredibly awkward position.

1325
01:30:33,767 --> 01:30:36,403
So what?
That's what the guy gets paid for.

1326
01:30:36,469 --> 01:30:37,737
What else he got to do?

1327
01:30:38,271 --> 01:30:41,775
That man and his brother
are trying to change this country.

1328
01:30:41,875 --> 01:30:43,410
That's what else he got to do.

1329
01:30:45,450 --> 01:30:46,813
Now he thinks I'm some kind of...

1330
01:30:48,715 --> 01:30:51,651
Calling from some... backwoods swamp jail,

1331
01:30:51,751 --> 01:30:53,420
asking to attenuate assault charges?

1332
01:30:53,486 --> 01:30:54,854
Who does that?

1333
01:30:54,954 --> 01:30:58,491
Garbage. That's who.
You shouldn't have hit him.

1334
01:30:58,591 --> 01:31:00,600
I didn't like the way he was treating you,

1335
01:31:00,930 --> 01:31:01,961
making you stand
out in the rain like that.

1336
01:31:02,620 --> 01:31:04,964
Please, you hit him
because of what he called you.

1337
01:31:05,765 --> 01:31:07,834
I've had to endure that kind of talk
my entire life.

1338
01:31:07,934 --> 01:31:09,903
You should be able to take it
for at least one night.

1339
01:31:09,936 --> 01:31:12,672
What? I can't get mad at that stuff
he was saying 'cause I ain't black?

1340
01:31:12,672 --> 01:31:14,140
Christ, I'm blacker than you are.

1341
01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:15,241
Excuse me?

1342
01:31:17,610 --> 01:31:20,680
What they eat, how they talk,
how they live.

1343
01:31:20,780 --> 01:31:22,115
You don't even know who little Richard is.

1344
01:31:22,148 --> 01:31:25,118
Oh, so, knowing who little Richard is
makes you blacker than me?

1345
01:31:25,919 --> 01:31:28,188
Oh, Tony,
I wish you could hear yourself sometimes.

1346
01:31:28,288 --> 01:31:29,989
You wouldn't talk so damn much.

1347
01:31:30,900 --> 01:31:33,526
Bullshit. I know exactly who I am.

1348
01:31:33,626 --> 01:31:36,463
I'm the guy who lived in the same
neighborhood in the Bronx my entire life

1349
01:31:36,496 --> 01:31:39,532
with my mother, my father, my brother,
and now my wife and kids.

1350
01:31:39,632 --> 01:31:41,634
That's it. That's who I am.

1351
01:31:41,701 --> 01:31:44,170
I'm the ***hole who has to hustle
every goddamn day

1352
01:31:44,270 --> 01:31:45,572
to put food on the table.

1353
01:31:45,672 --> 01:31:48,708
You, Mr. big shot,
you live on top of a castle,

1354
01:31:48,808 --> 01:31:51,511
traveling around the world
doing concerts for rich people.

1355
01:31:51,611 --> 01:31:54,180
I live on the streets.
You sit on a throne.

1356
01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:56,983
So, yeah,
my world is way more blacker than yours.

1357
01:31:58,985 --> 01:32:01,221
Pull over. “What?

1358
01:32:01,321 --> 01:32:03,857
- Pull over.
- I ain't pulling over.

1359
01:32:03,957 --> 01:32:05,158
Stop the car, Tony!

1360
01:32:07,660 --> 01:32:08,895
What?

1361
01:32:08,995 --> 01:32:10,330
What are you doing?

1362
01:32:11,531 --> 01:32:12,532
Doc.

1363
01:32:15,100 --> 01:32:16,703
Doc, what the hell are you doing?

1364
01:32:17,370 --> 01:32:19,572
Doc. Get back in the car.

1365
01:32:20,306 --> 01:32:22,676
Yes, I live in a castle, Tony! Alone!

1366
01:32:24,978 --> 01:32:26,980
And rich white people pay me
to play piano for them

1367
01:32:27,470 --> 01:32:28,481
because it makes them feel cultured.

1368
01:32:28,848 --> 01:32:30,316
But as soon as I step off that stage,

1369
01:32:30,383 --> 01:32:32,686
I go right back to being
just another nigger to them.

1370
01:32:34,540 --> 01:32:35,655
Because that is their true culture.

1371
01:32:36,756 --> 01:32:39,693
And I suffer that slight alone
because I'm not accepted by my own people,

1372
01:32:39,759 --> 01:32:41,227
'cause I'm not like them either.

1373
01:32:42,595 --> 01:32:45,131
So if I'm not black enough
and if I'm not white enough

1374
01:32:45,231 --> 01:32:48,334
and if I'm not man enough,
then tell me, Tony, what am I?

1375
01:33:23,370 --> 01:33:25,400
I need some sleep.

1376
01:33:28,408 --> 01:33:29,409
All right.

1377
01:33:30,410 --> 01:33:33,847
I'll stop at the next place we see
and sneak you into my room.

1378
01:33:33,947 --> 01:33:35,448
No. No.

1379
01:33:35,548 --> 01:33:38,518
I refuse to stay in an establishment
where I'm not welcome.

1380
01:33:41,454 --> 01:33:43,256
Yeah. Okay.

1381
01:34:01,408 --> 01:34:03,176
Tony, do you have to smoke everywhere?

1382
01:34:06,279 --> 01:34:07,514
I didn't know it bothered you.

1383
01:34:08,114 --> 01:34:09,449
You should have told me.

1384
01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:13,530
All you gotta do is say the word, doc.

1385
01:34:26,299 --> 01:34:28,868
You do realize you'll be home
before that letter arrives.

1386
01:34:29,636 --> 01:34:32,672
Yeah, I know.
Just thought I'd bring it with me.

1387
01:34:32,772 --> 01:34:34,107
Save on stamps.

1388
01:34:34,874 --> 01:34:35,875
All right.

1389
01:34:37,100 --> 01:34:38,878
Tony, give it here. I'll fix it.

1390
01:34:40,146 --> 01:34:44,500
No offense, doc,
but I think I got the hang of it now.

1391
01:34:51,524 --> 01:34:52,926
"Dear Dolores,

1392
01:34:53,393 --> 01:34:55,562
sometimes you remind me of a house.

1393
01:34:59,165 --> 01:35:01,334
A house with beautiful lights on it...

1394
01:35:02,402 --> 01:35:04,537
Where everyone is happy inside."

1395
01:35:10,760 --> 01:35:12,679
Yes, Tony. You got it.

1396
01:35:13,580 --> 01:35:14,581
Yeah?

1397
01:35:16,516 --> 01:35:17,550
Thanks.

1398
01:35:20,820 --> 01:35:25,291
Hey, doc, thanks for helping me
with, uh, the letters.

1399
01:35:25,892 --> 01:35:27,360
You're really good at writing 'em.

1400
01:35:28,328 --> 01:35:29,763
My pleasure, Tony.

1401
01:35:32,980 --> 01:35:33,566
You know, um, when you get home,

1402
01:35:33,666 --> 01:35:36,302
maybe you should write...
Write one to your brother.

1403
01:35:39,673 --> 01:35:41,941
He knows where I am
if he ever wants to reconnect.

1404
01:35:42,842 --> 01:35:44,911
Eh. I wouldn't wait.

1405
01:35:46,946 --> 01:35:48,114
You know...

1406
01:35:49,182 --> 01:35:52,520
World's full of lonely people
afraid to make the first move.

1407
01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:02,950
Yeah, I'll finish this tomorrow.

1408
01:36:13,540 --> 01:36:17,310
You know, doc, something's been
eating at me this whole trip.

1409
01:36:17,777 --> 01:36:18,778
Hmm?

1410
01:36:21,281 --> 01:36:23,750
That titsburgh was a major disappointment.

1411
01:36:23,817 --> 01:36:26,419
I didn't notice any difference at all.
Did you?

1412
01:36:27,870 --> 01:36:28,355
Good night, Tony.

1413
01:36:41,134 --> 01:36:43,436
Good evening.
Welcome, welcome. Come on in.

1414
01:36:47,107 --> 01:36:48,108
All righty.

1415
01:36:51,344 --> 01:36:53,346
Welcome, Mr. Shirley.

1416
01:36:53,446 --> 01:36:56,850
Graham kindell. I'm the general manager.
It is a pleasure to meet you.

1417
01:36:56,950 --> 01:36:58,418
Thank you, Mr. kindell.

1418
01:36:58,451 --> 01:37:00,200
This is Mr. Tony vallelonga.

1419
01:37:00,120 --> 01:37:01,588
- Nice to meet you, Tony.
- How you doing?

1420
01:37:01,621 --> 01:37:04,524
Uh, let's keep the car right here
in our "guest of honor" spot.

1421
01:37:04,624 --> 01:37:06,359
Right this way, gentlemen.

1422
01:37:06,459 --> 01:37:07,994
- Nice.
- How was your drive up?

1423
01:37:08,940 --> 01:37:10,530
- Oh, it was wonderful.
- Good to hear. Good to hear.

1424
01:37:10,630 --> 01:37:13,500
As you can imagine, our Christmas show
is our biggest show of the year,

1425
01:37:13,600 --> 01:37:15,935
and we are so happy to have you here,
Mr. Shirley.

1426
01:37:16,360 --> 01:37:19,390
So, if you need anything, anything at all,
you let me know.

1427
01:37:19,139 --> 01:37:21,508
- Mm-hmm. Thank you.
- Now, here we are.

1428
01:37:21,608 --> 01:37:24,310
We got about an hour before show time.
Any questions?

1429
01:37:25,812 --> 01:37:26,813
Where's the restaurant?

1430
01:37:27,180 --> 01:37:29,820
Well, you continue down the hall here,
Tony,

1431
01:37:29,182 --> 01:37:30,717
to the right and across the lobby.

1432
01:37:30,817 --> 01:37:33,219
- Good luck. Break a leg.
- Thank you.

1433
01:37:35,488 --> 01:37:38,558
Well, he said we got an hour.
You must be starving, doc.

1434
01:37:38,658 --> 01:37:40,930
Go ahead. I'll meet you there.

1435
01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:08,210
May we join you?

1436
01:38:09,550 --> 01:38:10,857
Yeah. Go ahead.

1437
01:38:16,996 --> 01:38:19,320
- Cocktail, gentlemen?
- I'm good.

1438
01:38:19,699 --> 01:38:20,767
Three shots vodka.

1439
01:38:21,368 --> 01:38:22,369
On.

1440
01:38:23,200 --> 01:38:26,306
Last show. Cold war over. Time for truce.

1441
01:38:28,174 --> 01:38:29,609
Is Dr. Shirley in his dressing room?

1442
01:38:30,210 --> 01:38:32,445
Yeah. More like half a broom closet.

1443
01:38:33,460 --> 01:38:35,281
Tell you, I don't know
how he puts up with that shit.

1444
01:38:39,886 --> 01:38:42,655
Six years ago, in 1956...

1445
01:38:43,690 --> 01:38:45,925
Nat king Cole was invited to perform

1446
01:38:46,260 --> 01:38:48,828
at the municipal auditorium
here in Birmingham.

1447
01:38:50,960 --> 01:38:54,968
Mr. Cole was the first negro asked to play
at a white establishment in this city.

1448
01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:56,403
As soon as he started playing,

1449
01:38:56,469 --> 01:38:59,572
a group of men attack him
for playing white people's music.

1450
01:39:01,374 --> 01:39:02,909
They pull him off stage...

1451
01:39:04,310 --> 01:39:05,545
And beat him badly.

1452
01:39:06,413 --> 01:39:07,647
Jesus Christ.

1453
01:39:11,751 --> 01:39:15,989
You asked me once
why Dr. Shirley does this.

1454
01:39:17,390 --> 01:39:18,491
I tell you.

1455
01:39:18,992 --> 01:39:21,227
Because genius is not enough.

1456
01:39:21,995 --> 01:39:24,798
It takes courage
to change people's hearts.

1457
01:39:32,772 --> 01:39:33,773
Thanks.

1458
01:39:34,974 --> 01:39:36,900
Thank you.

1459
01:39:37,844 --> 01:39:39,846
Nu? Na zdorov'ye.

1460
01:39:40,947 --> 01:39:41,981
Danke schon.

1461
01:39:45,285 --> 01:39:46,853
- Good evening.
- Can I help you?

1462
01:39:46,853 --> 01:39:47,854
Oh, um...

1463
01:39:51,291 --> 01:39:53,393
Um, there. Some friends of mine.

1464
01:39:53,493 --> 01:39:56,620
Uh, you-you... you can't come in here.

1465
01:40:04,637 --> 01:40:06,806
- I understand, but...
- Hey. What's going on?

1466
01:40:07,540 --> 01:40:11,277
This... gentleman says
that I'm not permitted to dine here.

1467
01:40:11,811 --> 01:40:13,880
No, you don't understand.
He's playing tonight.

1468
01:40:13,980 --> 01:40:15,810
He's the main event. Come on.

1469
01:40:15,115 --> 01:40:18,385
I'm sorry,
but it is the policy of the restaurant.

1470
01:40:18,485 --> 01:40:19,552
Everything all right?

1471
01:40:19,652 --> 01:40:20,987
Uh, no, it's not all right.

1472
01:40:21,454 --> 01:40:23,990
This guy's saying
Dr. Shirley can't eat here.

1473
01:40:24,570 --> 01:40:26,226
Oh, well, I apologize, but...

1474
01:40:26,659 --> 01:40:29,229
These are long-standing traditions,
club rules.

1475
01:40:29,329 --> 01:40:30,430
I'm sure you understand.

1476
01:40:30,830 --> 01:40:32,399
No, I do not understand.

1477
01:40:32,799 --> 01:40:36,369
In 45 minutes, I will be right up there
on that stage entertaining your guests,

1478
01:40:36,469 --> 01:40:37,570
yet I can't eat here?

1479
01:40:37,670 --> 01:40:39,673
I'm sorry.

1480
01:40:40,173 --> 01:40:43,430
Wait a minute.
Are you telling me the bozos in his band

1481
01:40:43,143 --> 01:40:45,245
and all these people
who came here to see him play,

1482
01:40:45,345 --> 01:40:46,446
they can eat here,

1483
01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:50,116
but the star of the show,
the parking spot of honor, he can't?

1484
01:40:51,151 --> 01:40:52,419
I'm afraid not.

1485
01:40:52,919 --> 01:40:55,455
Well, he's gotta eat.
I mean, he's gotta have dinner.

1486
01:40:57,857 --> 01:40:59,626
Okay. I'll tell you what.

1487
01:40:59,726 --> 01:41:01,661
Why don't we bring something
to his dressing room, huh?

1488
01:41:01,695 --> 01:41:03,290
John, show him a menu.

1489
01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:06,966
No. I'm not eating in that storage room.

1490
01:41:08,535 --> 01:41:10,704
Okay, uh, well, if you prefer,

1491
01:41:10,770 --> 01:41:13,940
there's a very popular establishment
right down the road, the orange bird.

1492
01:41:14,400 --> 01:41:15,975
They'd be happy to feed you.

1493
01:41:18,411 --> 01:41:19,713
Doc, come here.

1494
01:41:21,381 --> 01:41:22,382
Just one second.

1495
01:41:23,717 --> 01:41:25,885
You know what,
maybe that other place is better anyway.

1496
01:41:25,919 --> 01:41:27,721
I mean,
the dinner rolls here are like rocks.

1497
01:41:27,787 --> 01:41:30,323
You just go over and...
You go over and come back.

1498
01:41:35,362 --> 01:41:36,963
It's the last show.

1499
01:41:37,630 --> 01:41:38,231
It's the bottom of the ninth.

1500
01:41:38,298 --> 01:41:40,133
Let's just get it over with
and we can go home,

1501
01:41:40,233 --> 01:41:41,668
get away from these pricks.

1502
01:41:42,702 --> 01:41:43,703
Huh?

1503
01:41:44,404 --> 01:41:45,638
Ah, there you go.

1504
01:41:45,739 --> 01:41:47,640
The fish is wonderful tonight.

1505
01:41:53,580 --> 01:41:55,480
Either I eat in this room...

1506
01:41:56,483 --> 01:41:58,218
Or I'm not performing tonight.

1507
01:42:02,822 --> 01:42:04,557
May I have a word with you?

1508
01:42:18,505 --> 01:42:21,808
Mr. villanueva,
you have to talk sense to Mr. Shirley.

1509
01:42:21,908 --> 01:42:24,844
Please make him understand.
We're not insulting him personally.

1510
01:42:24,944 --> 01:42:26,780
This is just the way
things are done down here.

1511
01:42:26,846 --> 01:42:28,815
Yeah, well, he's not from down here.

1512
01:42:28,915 --> 01:42:31,184
Yeah, just... just ask him
to be reasonable.

1513
01:42:31,284 --> 01:42:33,753
I've got 400 guests in there
expecting to be entertained tonight.

1514
01:42:33,787 --> 01:42:35,855
And Dr. Shirley expects to eat tonight.

1515
01:42:36,289 --> 01:42:38,725
Why can't you just make an exception
this one time?

1516
01:42:40,326 --> 01:42:41,394
Let me tell you a story.

1517
01:42:42,962 --> 01:42:46,132
You ever hear of the Boston celtics
basketball club?

1518
01:42:46,199 --> 01:42:47,330
Yeah.

1519
01:42:47,133 --> 01:42:50,837
Well, those boys came through here
couple years ago on a barnstorming tour.

1520
01:42:50,937 --> 01:42:53,390
Seeing as they was the world champions
of the league and all,

1521
01:42:53,390 --> 01:42:56,843
we were tickled to have them here,
and we rolled out the welcome wagon.

1522
01:42:56,943 --> 01:42:59,979
So, do you know what table
their big coon ate at that night?

1523
01:43:01,815 --> 01:43:02,582
No.

1524
01:43:02,649 --> 01:43:05,485
I don't, either,
but it wasn't one of ours.

1525
01:43:05,952 --> 01:43:07,520
Now, let's cut the bullshit.

1526
01:43:08,154 --> 01:43:09,522
Tell me what it's gonna take, huh?

1527
01:43:09,889 --> 01:43:12,559
Say, uh, a hundred dollars,
you get your boy to play?

1528
01:43:14,828 --> 01:43:16,396
You think you can buy me?

1529
01:43:16,496 --> 01:43:18,531
With all due respect, sir,

1530
01:43:18,631 --> 01:43:21,267
you wouldn't be in a job like this
if you couldn't be bought.

1531
01:43:21,835 --> 01:43:23,203
- You...
- Stop.

1532
01:43:23,303 --> 01:43:24,304
Tony.

1533
01:43:26,473 --> 01:43:27,741
It's all right.

1534
01:43:29,809 --> 01:43:31,110
I'll play...

1535
01:43:32,679 --> 01:43:34,140
If you want me to.

1536
01:43:48,495 --> 01:43:50,830
All right. Let's get the **** out of here.

1537
01:43:52,980 --> 01:43:53,833
What do you mean "let's get out of here"?

1538
01:43:54,534 --> 01:43:56,436
Where the hell do you think you're going?

1539
01:43:56,903 --> 01:43:59,105
Don, don't do this.
Now, you signed a contract, and I...

1540
01:43:59,105 --> 01:44:01,241
I know you're the kind of man
who honors a contract.

1541
01:44:01,341 --> 01:44:03,343
Connie, bill, everything's gonna be fine.
It's all right.

1542
01:44:03,376 --> 01:44:04,711
You got a show to do, mister!

1543
01:44:04,778 --> 01:44:07,247
You turn yourself around right now,
goddamn it!

1544
01:44:07,347 --> 01:44:08,348
Right now!

1545
01:44:09,115 --> 01:44:11,251
This is why you people
don't work down here.

1546
01:44:11,351 --> 01:44:13,186
'Cause you're unreliable. You hear me?

1547
01:44:13,286 --> 01:44:16,389
I shipped that goddamn steinway
in from Atlanta for you!

1548
01:44:23,730 --> 01:44:26,399
Tony, are you hungry?

1549
01:44:27,330 --> 01:44:29,636
Does Betty like butta... er?

1550
01:44:33,206 --> 01:44:36,409
One, two...

1551
01:45:14,280 --> 01:45:15,281
You a cop?

1552
01:45:16,160 --> 01:45:17,350
Do I look Irish?

1553
01:45:18,585 --> 01:45:19,719
What you want, baby?

1554
01:45:20,120 --> 01:45:21,654
Two cutty sarks, neat.

1555
01:45:21,755 --> 01:45:22,756
Coming up.

1556
01:45:29,696 --> 01:45:32,565
Mm. Whatever your specialty is,
we'll take it.

1557
01:45:33,800 --> 01:45:35,235
Two orange birds!

1558
01:45:48,148 --> 01:45:49,916
I like what you did back there, doc.

1559
01:45:50,650 --> 01:45:51,985
You stood up for yourself.

1560
01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:56,423
It's like what your friend,
the president, said.

1561
01:45:57,157 --> 01:45:58,224
"Ask not...

1562
01:45:59,826 --> 01:46:01,895
Your country, what you can do for it.

1563
01:46:02,729 --> 01:46:04,464
Ask what you do for yourself."

1564
01:46:06,332 --> 01:46:07,333
You know?

1565
01:46:09,836 --> 01:46:14,700
So, darling, what you do,
all dressed up like that?

1566
01:46:14,541 --> 01:46:15,909
Nothing particularly important.

1567
01:46:17,977 --> 01:46:20,547
Shouldn't judge a man by his clothes.

1568
01:46:20,647 --> 01:46:23,783
He's only the greatest piano player
in the world.

1569
01:46:23,883 --> 01:46:26,586
That right? You good?

1570
01:46:27,921 --> 01:46:30,657
Don't be shy, doc. Tell her who you are.

1571
01:46:30,757 --> 01:46:31,991
Don't tell me nothing.

1572
01:46:32,759 --> 01:46:33,760
Show me.

1573
01:46:40,433 --> 01:46:41,434
Come on.

1574
01:48:26,606 --> 01:48:27,607
Whoo!

1575
01:48:28,608 --> 01:48:30,944
Yeah! Yeah!

1576
01:50:00,633 --> 01:50:02,135
That's how you break a key.

1577
01:50:04,971 --> 01:50:06,473
Oh, that was a good time.

1578
01:50:06,573 --> 01:50:08,508
I'd do that once a month for free.

1579
01:50:08,942 --> 01:50:10,243
You were unbelievable.

1580
01:50:10,310 --> 01:50:11,311
Hey, Tony.

1581
01:50:12,245 --> 01:50:14,147
I bet if we leave right now,
we can make it.

1582
01:50:14,614 --> 01:50:15,648
Make what?

1583
01:50:15,749 --> 01:50:18,351
Christmas Eve in New York City.

1584
01:50:22,756 --> 01:50:23,790
Oh, shit!

1585
01:50:34,501 --> 01:50:37,203
Don't ever flash a wad of cash
in a bar.

1586
01:50:47,113 --> 01:50:48,581
I knew you had a gun.

1587
01:51:13,807 --> 01:51:15,375
This could get bad, doc.

1588
01:51:16,976 --> 01:51:21,314
Yes. It's a shame we don't have something
to protect us on our journey.

1589
01:51:22,182 --> 01:51:23,650
Oh, I know.

1590
01:51:24,184 --> 01:51:26,986
Why don't you put your lucky rock
up on the dash, Tony?

1591
01:51:29,356 --> 01:51:30,657
Come on, Tony.

1592
01:51:31,191 --> 01:51:32,692
We need all the help we can get.

1593
01:51:38,231 --> 01:51:40,967
Thank you. I feel safer already.

1594
01:51:43,503 --> 01:51:45,739
You're a real prick, you know that?

1595
01:52:09,620 --> 01:52:11,310
Ah, shit!

1596
01:52:20,774 --> 01:52:22,375
Goddamn cops.

1597
01:52:33,586 --> 01:52:35,522
What are you doing out here?

1598
01:52:35,555 --> 01:52:37,223
We're trying to get to New York.

1599
01:52:39,726 --> 01:52:41,294
Is there a problem, officer?

1600
01:52:41,394 --> 01:52:42,495
Yeah.

1601
01:52:43,430 --> 01:52:46,833
I noticed your car was tilting left.
Looks like your back tire is flat.

1602
01:52:53,306 --> 01:52:54,307
Eh!

1603
01:53:02,816 --> 01:53:04,651
Keep it moving. Keep it moving.

1604
01:53:18,732 --> 01:53:19,999
Okay, be careful, gentlemen.

1605
01:53:20,800 --> 01:53:23,269
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1606
01:53:24,300 --> 01:53:25,105
Thanks, officer.

1607
01:53:37,784 --> 01:53:39,853
Weather advisory warning
this Christmas Eve

1608
01:53:39,853 --> 01:53:42,889
as a major snowstorm
is hitting the eastern seaboard

1609
01:53:42,989 --> 01:53:46,260
with the severest weather
in eastern Pennsylvania,

1610
01:53:46,126 --> 01:53:48,528
northern New Jersey,
and the five boroughs.

1611
01:53:49,129 --> 01:53:51,998
Travelers are advised to stay off
the New Jersey turnpike.

1612
01:53:52,980 --> 01:53:54,634
All right, that's it. We're done.

1613
01:53:55,268 --> 01:53:56,970
I'm pulling us into the next motel.

1614
01:53:57,670 --> 01:53:59,406
Keep going as long as you can, Tony.

1615
01:53:59,506 --> 01:54:01,474
I can't keep my eyes open.

1616
01:54:02,142 --> 01:54:03,677
I'm getting hypnotized here.

1617
01:54:04,644 --> 01:54:06,746
Think my brain's gonna explode.

1618
01:54:09,315 --> 01:54:12,886
Hey, we gave it a shot, doc.

1619
01:54:13,887 --> 01:54:15,121
What are you gonna do?

1620
01:54:24,300 --> 01:54:26,366
All right, the table is set,
ladies and gentlemen.

1621
01:54:26,466 --> 01:54:29,202
Don't run in the house.
Don't run in the house.

1622
01:54:32,672 --> 01:54:35,141
Mom, Frankie won't let me use it.

1623
01:54:35,241 --> 01:54:36,876
Frankie, let Nicky use it!

1624
01:54:36,976 --> 01:54:37,977
Use what?

1625
01:54:41,848 --> 01:54:43,283
Here it is.

1626
01:54:47,687 --> 01:54:49,589
Kids! Wash your hands.

1627
01:54:50,490 --> 01:54:53,460
Here we go. Alla salute. Alla salute.

1628
01:54:54,940 --> 01:54:56,396
Dee! Do you need help with the calzone?

1629
01:54:56,496 --> 01:54:58,331
- No, I'm fine. No.
- All right!

1630
01:54:58,431 --> 01:55:00,166
It's time to eat!

1631
01:55:23,356 --> 01:55:24,357
Tony.

1632
01:55:24,691 --> 01:55:25,892
Tony, wake up.

1633
01:55:29,763 --> 01:55:30,797
You all right?

1634
01:55:31,264 --> 01:55:33,333
You're home. Get inside.

1635
01:55:49,449 --> 01:55:50,450
Good night.

1636
01:55:51,418 --> 01:55:54,688
Wait, wait. Come...
Come up and meet my family.

1637
01:55:57,991 --> 01:55:59,459
Merry Christmas, Tony.

1638
01:56:01,928 --> 01:56:02,929
Hey...

1639
01:56:04,764 --> 01:56:06,166
Merry Christmas.

1640
01:56:28,455 --> 01:56:30,900
Hey, hey!
You're gonna choke on the bone.

1641
01:56:30,123 --> 01:56:31,524
I'm just getting started over here.

1642
01:56:33,426 --> 01:56:35,261
- You got it? You got it.
- I got it.

1643
01:56:35,995 --> 01:56:37,997
- Dolores, do you need any help?
- No, no, honey.

1644
01:56:38,631 --> 01:56:41,340
- Not while I'm eating!
- Go ahead, smoke.

1645
01:56:41,801 --> 01:56:43,837
Oh!

1646
01:56:43,937 --> 01:56:46,473
Look who it is! Shakespeare's home! Hey!

1647
01:56:46,806 --> 01:56:47,807
Dad!

1648
01:56:50,777 --> 01:56:51,778
Hey.

1649
01:56:52,645 --> 01:56:53,713
How are you?

1650
01:56:54,981 --> 01:56:56,820
You made it back!

1651
01:56:56,182 --> 01:56:57,517
Hey, pop. Mwah!

1652
01:56:57,617 --> 01:56:59,452
Merry Christmas.
“What a Christmas!

1653
01:56:59,552 --> 01:57:01,540
- Buon natale!
- Tony, god bless.

1654
01:57:01,154 --> 01:57:02,555
- Hey.
- I'm glad you made it back.

1655
01:57:06,960 --> 01:57:08,762
Wonderful, wonderful!

1656
01:57:15,335 --> 01:57:16,803
- You hungry?
- I'm starving.

1657
01:57:16,903 --> 01:57:18,238
- Hey!
- All right. Sit down.

1658
01:57:18,872 --> 01:57:20,774
Anything left?

1659
01:57:20,874 --> 01:57:21,875
Let's go!

1660
01:57:34,870 --> 01:57:36,723
- Welcome home, Dr. Shirley.
- Thank you, amit.

1661
01:57:37,257 --> 01:57:38,591
I turned down your bed, sir.

1662
01:57:38,692 --> 01:57:40,593
Uh, shall I unpack your luggage now?

1663
01:57:40,694 --> 01:57:43,763
No, no. Please, go home to your family.

1664
01:57:44,864 --> 01:57:45,932
Thank you, sir.

1665
01:57:51,538 --> 01:57:52,872
Merry Christmas, sir.

1666
01:57:53,239 --> 01:57:54,407
Merry Christmas.

1667
01:58:45,592 --> 01:58:47,560
The holidays are just starting.

1668
01:58:47,594 --> 01:58:50,563
I love everything in white.

1669
01:58:50,663 --> 01:58:53,333
Always. Always with the kissing.

1670
01:58:53,433 --> 01:58:55,668
What?
You never kiss me like that at the table.

1671
01:58:55,769 --> 01:58:57,237
Why don't you ever kiss me like that?

1672
01:58:58,438 --> 01:59:01,174
All right, all right, all right.
Relax, relax.

1673
01:59:04,344 --> 01:59:07,800
So, Tony, you all right?
You seem a little quiet.

1674
01:59:08,682 --> 01:59:11,484
Yeah. Nah, I'm just tired, you know?

1675
01:59:12,786 --> 01:59:13,953
Long trip.

1676
01:59:17,924 --> 01:59:19,325
You take care of that thing?

1677
01:59:19,426 --> 01:59:20,427
On.

1678
01:59:25,465 --> 01:59:26,299
Thanks.

1679
01:59:26,366 --> 01:59:27,701
Yeah, you owe me 75 bucks.

1680
01:59:28,535 --> 01:59:29,636
Seventy-five?

1681
01:59:30,270 --> 01:59:31,237
Charlie said 60.

1682
01:59:31,304 --> 01:59:33,640
Oh. I'm doing this for free?

1683
01:59:36,209 --> 01:59:37,544
Hey, Tony.

1684
01:59:37,644 --> 01:59:39,546
Tony, tell us about the trip.

1685
01:59:39,646 --> 01:59:40,814
You've been gone two months.

1686
01:59:40,880 --> 01:59:42,382
Yeah, how was he, the tutsoon?

1687
01:59:42,482 --> 01:59:43,683
He get on your nerves?

1688
01:59:44,484 --> 01:59:45,652
Don't call him that.

1689
01:59:50,290 --> 01:59:51,257
All right.

1690
01:59:54,661 --> 01:59:56,930
Tony,
you should have seen the day last week

1691
01:59:57,300 --> 01:59:59,399
little Frankie climbed up onto the TV.

1692
01:59:59,499 --> 02:00:01,401
I took a picture of him. It was so cute.

1693
02:00:01,501 --> 02:00:03,690
He was so funny up there.

1694
02:00:03,169 --> 02:00:05,505
What are you, nuts, Dee?
With all the tubes back there?

1695
02:00:05,572 --> 02:00:07,140
- He could've got electrocuted.
- Oh, no.

1696
02:00:07,173 --> 02:00:08,641
- What, he break it?
- What are you talking about?

1697
02:00:08,675 --> 02:00:10,110
You're thinking of toasters.

1698
02:00:10,210 --> 02:00:12,812
You can't get electrocuted
from the TV set.

1699
02:00:12,912 --> 02:00:16,490
She's not thinking about a toaster.
She's thinking about a TV.

1700
02:00:16,149 --> 02:00:18,840
Is he taking it into the bathtub?

1701
02:00:21,421 --> 02:00:23,656
You're not gonna get electrocuted.

1702
02:00:28,762 --> 02:00:30,960
Charlie.

1703
02:00:30,196 --> 02:00:32,298
Hey, lip. Johnny invited me.

1704
02:00:32,832 --> 02:00:34,401
Oh. Well, come on in.

1705
02:00:34,501 --> 02:00:37,103
All right. Oh. You remember Marie?

1706
02:00:37,203 --> 02:00:39,739
- Hey, Marie.
- Charlie, you actually came?

1707
02:00:39,839 --> 02:00:42,108
I was kidding.

1708
02:00:42,208 --> 02:00:43,910
With the wife, too? Jeez.

1709
02:00:44,100 --> 02:00:45,945
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1710
02:00:46,460 --> 02:00:47,380
- Hello! What a surprise.
- Merry Christmas.

1711
02:00:47,414 --> 02:00:48,615
Nice to see you.

1712
02:00:49,490 --> 02:00:50,350
Everybody, Charlie from the pawnshop.

1713
02:00:50,383 --> 02:00:51,851
- Hey!
- Didn't bring nothing.

1714
02:00:51,885 --> 02:00:53,486
- Christmas. Can you believe it?
- Come here, come here.

1715
02:00:53,520 --> 02:00:56,560
- Sit down.
- Sit down, sit down.

1716
02:01:01,728 --> 02:01:02,796
Doc.

1717
02:01:05,532 --> 02:01:07,367
Ah. Welcome.

1718
02:01:08,134 --> 02:01:09,135
On.

1719
02:01:10,570 --> 02:01:12,906
Hey, everybody.

1720
02:01:13,473 --> 02:01:14,641
Stop it, stop it.

1721
02:01:14,741 --> 02:01:16,710
This is Dr. Donald Shirley.

1722
02:01:19,412 --> 02:01:20,480
Merry Christmas.

1723
02:01:24,584 --> 02:01:27,454
Well, come on. Make some room.
Get this man a plate!

1724
02:01:33,426 --> 02:01:34,427
On.

1725
02:01:36,596 --> 02:01:38,832
Hello. You must be Dolores.

1726
02:01:39,766 --> 02:01:40,834
Welcome.

1727
02:01:40,934 --> 02:01:42,902
Buon natale.

1728
02:01:44,471 --> 02:01:46,573
Thank you
for sharing your husband with me.