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(MUSIC FADING UP)

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(LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY
[YOU'RE A FINE GIRL]" PLAYING)

3
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There's a girl in this harbor town

4
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And she works layin' whiskey down

5
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They say, "Brandy, fetch another round"

6
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And she serves them whiskey and wine

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The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl"

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"What a good wife you would be"

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(LAUGHING)

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(MUSIC CONTINUES AND FADES)

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- EGO: Come on!
- MEREDITH: (YELPS) Slow down!

12
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This way, my river lily! Come on!

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Where are you taking me?

14
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Come on, come on.

15
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Look. Look!

16
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(GASPS) Oh, it's beautiful!

17
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EGO: I was afraid
it wouldn't take to the soil...

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but it rooted quickly.

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And soon, it'll be everywhere.

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All across the universe.

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(MEREDITH GIGGLES)

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Well, I don't know what
you're talking about...

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but I like the way you say it.

24
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(SIGHS) My heart is yours...

25
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Meredith Quill.

26
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I can't believe I fell in love
with a spaceman.

27
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(MUSIC FADING UP,
"BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL")

28
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(SONG CONTINUES)

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(SONG ENDS)

30
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- Showtime, a-holes!
- (DEVICE BEEPS)

31
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It will be here any minute.

32
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Which will be its loss.

33
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I thought your thing was a sword?

34
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We've been hired to stop
an interdimensional beast...

35
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from feeding on those batteries,
and I'm gonna stop it with a sword?

36
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It's just, swords were your thing
and guns were mine.

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But I guess we're both doing guns now.
I just didn't know that.

38
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Drax, why aren't you wearing
one of Rocket's aero-rigs?

39
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It hurts.

40
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It hurts?

41
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(ROCKET LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

42
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What about him? What's he doing?

43
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I'm finishing this so we can listen
to tunes while we work.

44
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How is that a priority?

45
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Blame Quill. He's the one
who loves music so much.

46
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No, I actually agree with Drax on this.

47
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That's hardly important right now.

48
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Oh, okay. Sure, Quill.

49
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No, seriously, I side with Drax.

50
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No, I understand that.
You're being very serious right now.

51
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I can clearly see you winking.

52
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Damn it. I'm using my left eye?

53
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(ORLONI SCREECHING)

54
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(BABY GROOT ROARING)

55
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I am Groot.

56
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- They were not looking at you funny.
- (DEVICE BEEPING RAPIDLY)

57
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(GROWLS)

58
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Well, that's intense.

59
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(YELLING)

60
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(ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA'S
"MR. BLUE SKY" PLAYING)

61
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(QUILL GROANING)

62
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Groot!

63
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(DRAX GROANING)

64
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(GRUNTS)

65
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Groot, get out of the way!
You're gonna get hurt!

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Hi.

67
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)

68
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(DRAX YELPING)

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(DRAX SIGHS)

70
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(DRAX GRUNTS)

71
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(GRUNTS)

72
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No! Spit it out!

73
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Come on!

74
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Disgusting!

75
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(BABY GROOT GROWLING)

76
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(SCREAMING)

77
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(ROCKET YELLING)

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(ROCKET SCREAMING)

79
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(GROANS)

80
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(MUSIC STOPS)

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(BABY GROOT YELLING)

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(GRUNTING)

83
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The beast's hide is too thick
to be pierced from the outside.

84
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I must cut through it from the inside.

85
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Huh?

86
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- (LAUGHING)
- No, no! Drax, wait a minute!

87
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Drax!

88
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(DRAX YELLING)

89
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What is he doing?

90
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He said the skin is too thick
to be pierced from the outside, so he...

91
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- That doesn't make any sense!
- I tried telling him that!

92
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Skin is the same level of thickness
from the inside as from the outside!

93
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I realize that.

94
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(YELLING)

95
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There is a cut on its neck.

96
00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,787
Rocket, get it to look up.

97
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Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey! Up here!

98
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(GRUNTING)

99
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Watch it, Quill!

100
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(SCREAMING)

101
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(GRUNTS)

102
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(QUILL AND ROCKET YELPING)

103
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(GRUNTS)

104
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(YELLING)

105
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(CREATURE GROANING)

106
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(DRAX GRUNTING)

107
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(DRAX LAUGHING)

108
00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:14,154
Yes! I have single-handedly vanquished
the beast! (CONTINUES LAUGHING)

109
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,358
What?

110
00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:26,166
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

111
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What are they called again?

112
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Anulax batteries.

113
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Harbulary batteries.

114
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That's nothing like what I just said.

115
00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,311
But they're worth
thousands of units apiece...

116
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which is why the Sovereign
hired us to protect them.

117
00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:44,184
Careful what you say around these folks.
They're easily offended.

118
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The cost of transgression is death.

119
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AYESHA: We thank you, Guardians,
for putting your lives on the line.

120
00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:55,628
We could not risk the lives
of our own Sovereign citizens.

121
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Every citizen is born
exactly as designed by the community.

122
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,636
Impeccable, both physically and mentally.

123
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,720
We control the DNA of our progeny...

124
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,341
germinating them in birthing pods.

125
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:12,145
I guess I prefer to make people
the old-fashioned way.

126
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,715
Perhaps someday,
you could give me a history lesson...

127
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,519
in the archaic ways of our ancestors.

128
00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:21,688
For academic purposes.

129
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,757
I would be honored, yes.

130
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,925
In the name of research...

131
00:10:26,590 --> 00:10:28,595
I think that could be pretty, uh...

132
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,300
repulsive.

133
00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,232
I'm not into that kind of casual...

134
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,533
Oh, please.

135
00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:37,300
Your people promised something
in exchange for our services.

136
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,438
Bring it...

137
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,240
and we shall gladly be on our way.

138
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,914
(GRUNTS)

139
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,589
Family reunion. Yay.

140
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:59,192
I understand she is your sister.

141
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:03,563
She's worth no more to me
than the bounty due for her on Xandar.

142
00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:08,201
Our soldiers apprehended her
attempting to steal the batteries.

143
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,104
Do with her as you please.

144
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,739
(NEBULA GRUNTS)

145
00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,443
We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha.

146
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,412
What is your heritage, Mr. Quill?

147
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,840
My mother is from Earth.

148
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,152
And your father?

149
00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,790
He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know.

150
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,292
I see it within you.

151
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,995
An unorthodox genealogy.

152
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:40,400
A hybrid that seems particularly...

153
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,969
reckless.

154
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,400
You know, they told me you people
were conceited douchebags...

155
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,477
- but that isn't true at all.
- (CROWD GASPS)

156
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:55,615
ROCKET: Oh, shit.

157
00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,951
I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I?

158
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,387
I'm sorry. That was meant to be
behind your back.

159
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,157
Count yourself blessed they didn't kill you.

160
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,590
You're telling me.

161
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,428
- You wanna buy some batteries?
- (LAUGHING)

162
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,230
(SHUSHING)

163
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,901
(ALIOTTA HAYNES JEREMIAH'S
"LAKE SHORE DRIVE" PLAYING)

164
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,575
ROCKET: All right, let's get baldy to Xandar

165
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,110
and collect that bounty.

166
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,480
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

167
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,620
(MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND)

168
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,362
(SIGHS)

169
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,398
That stuff about my father...

170
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,667
Who does she think she is?

171
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,136
I know you're sensitive about that.

172
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,405
I'm not sensitive about it.
I just don't know who he is.

173
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:30,760
Sorry if it seemed like
I was flirting with the High Priestess.

174
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,911
I wasn't.

175
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,180
I don't care if you were.

176
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,149
Well, I feel like you do care.

177
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,551
That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry!

178
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,954
Gamora is not the one for you, Quill.

179
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:42,989
Damn shadow.

180
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,191
There are two types of beings
in the universe...

181
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,270
those who dance, and those who do not.

182
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,950
Mmm-hmm.

183
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,431
I first met my beloved at a war rally.

184
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:52,599
Oh, God.

185
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,502
Everyone in the village
flailed about, dancing.

186
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,237
Except one woman.

187
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,390
My Ovette.

188
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,875
I knew immediately she was the one for me.

189
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,644
The most melodic song in the world
could be playing.

190
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,547
She wouldn't even tap her foot.

191
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,517
Wouldn't move a muscle.

192
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,386
One might assume she was dead.

193
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:14,954
That does sound pretty hot.

194
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,191
It would make my nether regions engorge.

195
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,226
Okay. I get it, yes.

196
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,328
I'm a dancer, Gamora is not.

197
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,932
You just need to find a woman
who is pathetic... like you.

198
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,234
Mmm.

199
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,140
I'm hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root.

200
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,809
No. It's not ripe yet...

201
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,100
and I hate you.

202
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,478
You hate me?

203
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,348
You left me there
while you stole that stone for yourself.

204
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,583
And yet here you stand, a hero.

205
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,553
I will be free of these shackles
soon enough, and I will kill you.

206
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,321
I swear.

207
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,589
No.

208
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,558
You're gonna live out the rest of your days

209
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,159
in a prison on Xandar...

210
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,627
wishing you could.

211
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,230
- (GRUNTS)
- (ALARM BLARING)

212
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,669
QUILL: This is weird.

213
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:04,504
We've got a Sovereign fleet
approaching from the rear.

214
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:05,705
GAMORA: Why would they do that?

215
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,307
Probably because Rocket stole
some of their batteries.

216
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,341
Dude!

217
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,430
Right.

218
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,277
He didn't steal some of those.

219
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,113
I don't know why they're after us.
What a mystery this is.

220
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,647
- (QUILL GRUNTS)
- (GAMORA YELPS)

221
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,349
(WHIMPERS)

222
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:23,823
(GRUNTS)

223
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,192
What were you thinking?

224
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,594
Dude, they were really easy to steal!

225
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,195
- That's your defense?
- Come on!

226
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,631
You saw how that High Priestess
talked down to us.

227
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,533
Now I'm teaching her a lesson!

228
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,903
Oh, I didn't realize your motivation
was altruism.

229
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,506
It's really a shame the Sovereign
have mistaken your intentions...

230
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,207
- and they're trying to kill us.
- Exactly!

231
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,109
I was being sarcastic!

232
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,344
Oh, no!

233
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:45,645
You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice!

234
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:46,746
Now I look foolish!

235
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,583
Can we put the bickering on hold until after
we survive this massive space battle?

236
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:52,519
- QUILL: More incoming!
- ROCKET: Good!

237
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,154
I wanna kill some guys!

238
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,722
(ROCKET YELLING)

239
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:01,695
(CONTINUES YELLING)

240
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,396
GAMORA: You're not killing anyone.

241
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,650
All those ships are remotely piloted.

242
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,401
(GRUNTS)

243
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,469
Damn it!

244
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,638
(EXCITED CHATTER)

245
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,148
What is the delay, Admiral?

246
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,386
High Priestess, the batteries,
they are exceptionally combustible...

247
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,721
and could destroy the entire fleet.

248
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,590
Our concern is their slight
against our people.

249
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,427
We hired them and they steal from us.

250
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,930
It is heresy of the highest order.

251
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,900
All command modules...

252
00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:43,670
fire with the intent to kill.

253
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,479
(GRUNTS)

254
00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:54,814
What's the nearest habitable planet?

255
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,150
It's called Berhert.

256
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,520
- How many jumps?
- Only one.

257
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,188
But the access point is 47 clicks away.

258
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,191
And you have to go through
that quantum asteroid field.

259
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,935
Quill, to make it through that...

260
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,671
you'd have to be the greatest
pilot in the universe.

261
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:18,872
Lucky for us, I...

262
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,473
I am.

263
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:33,987
ROCKET: What are you doing?

264
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,322
I've been flying this rig
since I was 10 years old.

265
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:39,392
I was cybernetically engineered
to pilot a spacecraft.

266
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,328
You were cybernetically engineered
to be a douchebag!

267
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:43,797
Stop it.

268
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,632
Later on tonight, you're gonna be
laying down in your bed...

269
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,834
and there's gonna be something squishy
in your pillow case.

270
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,235
And you're gonna be like, "What's this?"

271
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,171
And it's gonna be because
I put a turd in there!

272
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,750
You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.

273
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,810
Oh, it won't be my turd.

274
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,311
It will be Drax's.

275
00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,446
(DRAX LAUGHING)

276
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,649
I have famously huge turds.

277
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,518
We're about to die,
and this is what we're discussing?

278
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:08,988
ROCKET: Son of a...

279
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,590
QUILL: Dude! Seriously!

280
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,192
ROCKET: Hey! Let me...

281
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,360
(GRUNTING)

282
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:18,640
- (DRAX GRUNTING)
- (SCREAMING)

283
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,367
- (ROCKET GRUNTING)
- (BABY GROOT YELPING)

284
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:26,539
(GROANS)

285
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,907
Idiots!

286
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,109
Well, that's what you get

287
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,643
- when Quill flies.
- (GROWLS)

288
00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:32,278
- (GRUNTS)
- Ow!

289
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,714
We still have a Sovereign craft behind us.

290
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,486
Our weapons are down.

291
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,721
20 clicks to the jump!

292
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,558
Hold on.

293
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,402
(GASPS)

294
00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:58,104
It's not ripe.

295
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,181
Come on, Zylak. You can do this.

296
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,850
(GRUNTS)

297
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,386
ALL: (CHEERING) Yes!

298
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,589
15 clicks to the jump!

299
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:18,191
ALL: Come on!

300
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,493
Keep going!

301
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,803
(YELLING)

302
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,472
(ALL GASP)

303
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:35,909
10 clicks!

304
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,314
Die, spaceship!

305
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,584
- (GROANS)
- (ALL GASP)

306
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:47,387
You suck, Zylak.

307
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,588
Typical.

308
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,225
Five clicks!

309
00:19:58,980 --> 00:19:59,632
Son of a...

310
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:01,901
They went around the field!

311
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,881
(SOVEREIGN PILOTS SCREAMING)

312
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,485
Someone destroyed all our ships!

313
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:19,886
What?

314
00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:24,557
Who?

315
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,270
GAMORA: One click!

316
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,996
- What is that?
- Who cares?

317
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:31,431
That's the jump point! Go!

318
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,903
It's a guy.

319
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,476
(DRAX SCREAMING)

320
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:44,878
Oh, my God.

321
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:46,479
He's still out there?

322
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,281
(DRAX CONTINUES SCREAMING)

323
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:57,657
(GRUNTS)

324
00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,359
(STRAINING)

325
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,462
- (YELPS)
- (SCREAMING)

326
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,465
(STRAINING)

327
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,775
QUILL: Groot, put your seatbelt on!

328
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,878
Prepare for a really bad landing!

329
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:25,685
(GAMORA CONTINUES STRAINING)

330
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,520
(DRAX GRUNTING)

331
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,490
(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

332
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,151
(LAUGHING)

333
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,521
That was awesome!

334
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:03,923
Yes!

335
00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:07,360
GAMORA: Look at this!

336
00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:09,729
Where is the other half of our ship?

337
00:22:09,863 --> 00:22:10,864
QUILL: My ship.

338
00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:14,734
GAMORA: Either one of you could have
gotten us through that field...

339
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:17,637
had you flown with what's between your
ears instead of what's between your legs!

340
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:21,141
If what's between my legs had a hand on it...

341
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,443
I guarantee I could have landed
this ship with it.

342
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,246
Peter, we almost died
because of your arrogance.

343
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,810
More like because he stole...

344
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:29,315
the Anulax batteries!

345
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,751
They're called Harbulary batteries.

346
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:33,553
No, they're not!

347
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,388
Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm?

348
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:37,590
I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch."

349
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,726
I did it because I wanted to!

350
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,595
What are we even talking about this for?

351
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,231
We just had a little man save us
by blowing up 50 ships!

352
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,266
How little?

353
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,635
Well, I don't know, like this?

354
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,470
A little one-inch man saved us?

355
00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,806
Well, if he got closer,
I'm sure he would be much larger.

356
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:55,308
That's how eyesight works,
you stupid raccoon.

357
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,810
Don't call me a raccoon!

358
00:22:57,177 --> 00:22:59,646
I'm sorry. I took it too far.

359
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,748
I meant trash panda.

360
00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:05,318
Is that better?

361
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,554
I don't know.

362
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,956
It's worse. It's so much worse.

363
00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:11,358
You son of a...

364
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:12,225
Hey!

365
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,727
- ROCKET: I've had it with you!
- QUILL: No! Back up!

366
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,562
NEBULA: Someone followed you
through the jump point.

367
00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,866
Set me free, you'll need my help.

368
00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:21,167
I'm not a fool, Nebula.

369
00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:23,203
You are a fool if you deprive yourself
a hand in combat.

370
00:23:23,336 --> 00:23:24,504
You'll attack me the moment I let you go.

371
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:25,705
No, I won't.

372
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:29,142
You'd think an evil supervillain
would learn how to properly lie.

373
00:23:29,309 --> 00:23:31,277
I bet it's the one-inch man.

374
00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:06,880
After all these years, I've found you.

375
00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:09,349
And who the hell are you?

376
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:13,486
I figured my rugged good looks
would make that obvious.

377
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,856
My name is Ego...

378
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,626
and I'm your dad, Peter.

379
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:31,571
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

380
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:33,707
(ALL LAUGHING)

381
00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:37,644
- (LAUGHING)
- You know what they say...

382
00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:40,714
"You're out of luck until you've gone duck."

383
00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:08,908
TULLK: Yondu!

384
00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:11,611
Come on down!

385
00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:25,392
STAKAR: After going around
years in circles...

386
00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:27,427
with this woman I end up marrying.

387
00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:30,296
I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl...

388
00:25:30,430 --> 00:25:31,865
"but you're losing your mind!"

389
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,000
Then again, she's always been that way.

390
00:25:34,134 --> 00:25:35,969
I could never trust her. You know?

391
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:37,103
Stakar.

392
00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:43,760
It's been some time.

393
00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:51,184
It seems like this establishment
is the wrong kind of disreputable.

394
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,224
- Sir!
- Stakar!

395
00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,794
STAKAR: There's a hundred Ravager factions.

396
00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:03,963
You lost the business of 99 of them
by serving one.

397
00:26:04,970 --> 00:26:05,632
Please, sir. Please!

398
00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:07,670
Get away from me.

399
00:26:08,468 --> 00:26:09,536
(INHALES SHARPLY)

400
00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:10,670
(GROWLS)

401
00:26:12,472 --> 00:26:15,308
You can go to hell then!

402
00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:17,644
I don't give a damn what you think of me!

403
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,846
So what are you following us for?

404
00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:21,348
Because you're gonna listen to
what I gotta say!

405
00:26:21,514 --> 00:26:22,949
I don't gotta listen to nothing!

406
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,351
You betrayed the code!

407
00:26:24,517 --> 00:26:26,353
Ravagers don't deal in kids.

408
00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:29,356
I told you before!
I didn't know what was going on!

409
00:26:29,522 --> 00:26:32,250
You didn't know because you didn't
want to know because it made you rich.

410
00:26:32,225 --> 00:26:34,394
I demand a seat at the table!

411
00:26:34,461 --> 00:26:36,563
I wear these flames, same as you.

412
00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:38,798
You may dress like us...

413
00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:41,368
but you'll never hear the Horns
of Freedom when you die, Yondu.

414
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,436
And the Colors of Ogord...

415
00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:47,700
will never flash over your grave.

416
00:26:48,341 --> 00:26:49,676
If you think...

417
00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:54,470
I take pleasure in exiling you...

418
00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:57,384
you're wrong.

419
00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:01,554
You broke all our hearts.

420
00:27:16,236 --> 00:27:18,538
Ah, pathetic.

421
00:27:19,673 --> 00:27:21,675
First, Quill betrays us...

422
00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:25,111
and Yondu just lets him go scot-free.

423
00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:28,415
We followed him because he was the one...

424
00:27:28,581 --> 00:27:31,510
who wasn't afraid
to do what needed to be done.

425
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,486
Seems he's goin' soft.

426
00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:36,456
If he's so soft, why are you whispering?

427
00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:38,925
You know I'm right, Kraglin.

428
00:27:39,590 --> 00:27:43,463
You best be very careful
what you say about our captain.

429
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,231
RAVAGER: Who the hell is that?

430
00:27:59,713 --> 00:28:01,314
(GRUNTING)

431
00:28:05,552 --> 00:28:06,586
(SIGHS)

432
00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:26,940
Yondu Udonta...

433
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,776
I have a proposition for you.

434
00:28:30,343 --> 00:28:32,412
EGO: I hired Yondu to pick you up...

435
00:28:32,645 --> 00:28:34,681
when your mother passed away.

436
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,649
But instead of returning you...

437
00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:38,651
Yondu kept you.

438
00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:41,388
I have no clue as to why.

439
00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:43,990
Well, I'll tell you why.

440
00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:47,227
Because I was a skinny little kid who could
squeeze into places adults couldn't.

441
00:28:47,293 --> 00:28:48,828
It made it easier for thievin'.

442
00:28:48,995 --> 00:28:52,265
Well, I've been trying to
track you down ever since.

443
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:54,401
DRAX: I thought Yondu was your father.

444
00:28:54,534 --> 00:28:56,636
What? We've been together this whole time...

445
00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:59,606
and you thought Yondu
was my actual blood relative?

446
00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:00,974
You look exactly alike.

447
00:29:01,141 --> 00:29:02,809
One's blue!

448
00:29:04,444 --> 00:29:06,790
No, he's not my father!

449
00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:08,715
Yondu was the guy who abducted me...

450
00:29:08,882 --> 00:29:10,684
kicked the crap out of me
so I could learn to fight...

451
00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,819
and kept me in terror
by threatening to eat me.

452
00:29:12,986 --> 00:29:14,354
- Eat you?
- Yeah.

453
00:29:14,521 --> 00:29:16,523
Oh, that son of a *****.

454
00:29:16,656 --> 00:29:18,240
How'd you locate us now?

455
00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:21,828
Well, even where I reside,
out past the edge of what's known...

456
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,431
we've heard tell about the man
they call Star-Lord.

457
00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:27,000
What say we head out there right now?

458
00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:29,302
Your associates are welcome.
Even that triangle-faced monkey there.

459
00:29:30,637 --> 00:29:31,871
I promise you...

460
00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:34,341
it's unlike any other place you've ever seen.

461
00:29:35,175 --> 00:29:36,343
And there...

462
00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:40,513
I can explain your very special heritage.

463
00:29:41,815 --> 00:29:43,683
Finally get to be...

464
00:29:43,817 --> 00:29:46,553
the father I've always wanted to be.

465
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,522
Excuse me.

466
00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:51,391
I've gotta take a whiz.

467
00:29:57,564 --> 00:29:59,265
I'm not buying it.

468
00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:03,203
Let's go take a walk.

469
00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:06,172
- (WHISTLING)
- (URINATING)

470
00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:11,411
I am Mantis.

471
00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:16,549
What are you doing?

472
00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:18,251
Smiling.

473
00:30:19,850 --> 00:30:21,521
I hear it is the thing to do
to make people like you.

474
00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:24,758
Not if you do it like that.

475
00:30:25,225 --> 00:30:26,259
Oh...

476
00:30:26,359 --> 00:30:28,928
I was raised alone on Ego's planet.

477
00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:33,800
I do not understand
the intricacies of social interaction.

478
00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:39,839
Can I pet your puppy? It is adorable.

479
00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:43,710
Yes.

480
00:30:46,913 --> 00:30:48,682
- (GRUNTS)
- (SCREAMS)

481
00:30:48,748 --> 00:30:49,783
(LAUGHING)

482
00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:56,623
That is called a practical joke!

483
00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,124
(BOTH LAUGHING)

484
00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,961
I liked it very much!

485
00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:03,797
I just made it up!

486
00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:05,231
(BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING)

487
00:31:06,633 --> 00:31:07,634
QUILL: Give me a break!

488
00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:11,370
After all this time, you're gonna
show up, and all of a sudden...

489
00:31:11,104 --> 00:31:12,906
- you wanna be my dad?
- GAMORA: I hear you.

490
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,141
QUILL: And by the way, this could be a trap.

491
00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:16,876
The Kree purists, the Ravagers...

492
00:31:17,430 --> 00:31:18,712
- they all want us dead.
- I know, but...

493
00:31:18,778 --> 00:31:19,846
But what?

494
00:31:19,913 --> 00:31:22,315
What was that story you told me
about Zardu Hasselfrau?

495
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:23,450
Who?

496
00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:24,818
He owned a magic boat?

497
00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:28,154
David Hasselhoff?

498
00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:29,155
Right.

499
00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:31,391
Not a magic boat. A talking car.

500
00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:32,459
Why did he talk again?

501
00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:36,229
To help him fight crime,
and to be supportive.

502
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,998
As a child, you would carry
his picture in your pocket...

503
00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:40,900
and you would tell all the other children...

504
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,236
that he was your father,
but that he was out of town.

505
00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:45,905
Shooting Knight Rider
or touring with his band in Germany.

506
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,375
I told you that when I was drunk.
Why are you bringing that up now?

507
00:31:48,508 --> 00:31:49,576
I love that story.

508
00:31:49,676 --> 00:31:51,711
- I hate that story.
- (SIGHS)

509
00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:53,313
It's so sad!

510
00:31:54,147 --> 00:31:58,518
As a kid, I used to see all the other kids
off playing catch with their dad.

511
00:31:58,685 --> 00:32:01,354
And I wanted that,
more than anything in the world!

512
00:32:02,122 --> 00:32:03,790
That's my point, Peter.

513
00:32:04,624 --> 00:32:07,460
What if this man is your Hasselhoff?

514
00:32:10,897 --> 00:32:12,365
If he ends up being evil...

515
00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:15,402
we will just kill him.

516
00:32:23,877 --> 00:32:25,450
You're leaving me with that fox?

517
00:32:25,178 --> 00:32:26,312
GAMORA: He's not a fox.

518
00:32:26,513 --> 00:32:28,548
Shoot her if she does anything suspicious.

519
00:32:28,615 --> 00:32:29,683
(GRUMBLES)

520
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,985
- Or if you feel like it.
- ROCKET: Okay.

521
00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:35,555
It'll be just a couple of days.

522
00:32:35,755 --> 00:32:38,558
We'll be back before
Rocket's finished fixing the ship.

523
00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,994
(MUSIC PLAYING)

524
00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,630
DRAX: What if the Sovereign come?

525
00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:45,865
QUILL: There's no way for them
to know we're here. Let's go.

526
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,634
I'm uncertain about parting ways.

527
00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:49,402
God, you're like an old woman.

528
00:32:49,536 --> 00:32:51,237
Because I'm wise?

529
00:32:52,205 --> 00:32:54,174
GAMORA: Why do you have so much luggage?

530
00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:56,476
DRAX: I don't want Groot
playing with my things.

531
00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:07,954
What is your goal here?
To get everybody to hate you?

532
00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:10,924
Because it's working.

533
00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,600
(FLEETWOOD MAC'S "THE CHAIN" PLAYING)

534
00:33:14,227 --> 00:33:19,566
And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again

535
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:25,772
I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain

536
00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:28,908
And if you don't love me now

537
00:33:29,109 --> 00:33:32,178
You will never love me again

538
00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:36,282
I can still hear you saying

539
00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:38,418
You would never break the chain

540
00:33:38,585 --> 00:33:41,788
And if you don't love me now

541
00:33:41,955 --> 00:33:44,591
You will never love me again

542
00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:47,794
I can still hear you saying

543
00:33:47,961 --> 00:33:51,364
You would never break the chain

544
00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:57,937
(DRAX AND QUILL LAUGHING)

545
00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:00,373
QUILL: Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?

546
00:34:00,740 --> 00:34:01,741
Oh...

547
00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:04,477
No one has ever asked me a personal question.

548
00:34:04,911 --> 00:34:06,413
Your antennae, what are they for?

549
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:08,148
Their purpose?

550
00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:10,150
Yes. Quill and I have a bet.

551
00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:12,385
Dude. You're not supposed to say that!

552
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:14,487
I say...

553
00:34:14,621 --> 00:34:17,230
if you are about to go through
a doorway that is too low...

554
00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:19,993
your antennae will feel this,
and keep you from being decapitated.

555
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,295
QUILL: Right.
And if it's anything other than...

556
00:34:22,462 --> 00:34:25,865
you specifically not being decapitated
by a doorway, I win.

557
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,501
They are not for feeling doorways.

558
00:34:28,668 --> 00:34:29,803
- (SIGHS)
- (QUILL LAUGHS)

559
00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:31,404
I think...

560
00:34:31,604 --> 00:34:34,307
they have something to do
with my empathic abilities.

561
00:34:34,874 --> 00:34:35,875
What are those?

562
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,546
If I touch someone,
I can feel their feelings.

563
00:34:40,714 --> 00:34:42,482
- You read minds?
- No.

564
00:34:42,615 --> 00:34:44,918
Telepaths know thoughts.

565
00:34:44,984 --> 00:34:47,520
Empaths feel feelings.

566
00:34:48,655 --> 00:34:49,656
Emotions.

567
00:34:52,359 --> 00:34:53,460
May I?

568
00:34:54,494 --> 00:34:56,290
All right.

569
00:35:04,337 --> 00:35:06,740
You feel love.

570
00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:11,378
Yeah. I guess I feel a general,
unselfish love for just about everybody.

571
00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:12,712
No!

572
00:35:12,879 --> 00:35:14,714
Romantic, ***ual love.

573
00:35:14,981 --> 00:35:16,316
No, I don't.

574
00:35:16,516 --> 00:35:18,840
- For her!
- No!

575
00:35:19,686 --> 00:35:21,210
(LAUGHING)

576
00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:22,689
QUILL: Okay.

577
00:35:23,590 --> 00:35:24,724
(QUILL GROANS)

578
00:35:25,725 --> 00:35:27,861
She just told everyone
your deepest, darkest secret!

579
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,363
Dude, I think
you're overreacting a little bit!

580
00:35:30,497 --> 00:35:31,831
You must be so embarrassed!

581
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,967
(DRAX CONTINUES LAUGHING)

582
00:35:35,735 --> 00:35:37,570
Do me! Do me!

583
00:35:42,909 --> 00:35:45,879
I have never felt such humor!

584
00:35:45,945 --> 00:35:46,980
(BOTH LAUGHING)

585
00:35:49,382 --> 00:35:51,384
So unbelievably uncool.

586
00:35:52,752 --> 00:35:54,187
- Oh, Quill.
- (CONTINUES LAUGHING)

587
00:35:56,556 --> 00:36:00,527
Touch me, and the only thing
you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

588
00:36:05,865 --> 00:36:09,502
I can also alter emotions to some extent.

589
00:36:09,669 --> 00:36:10,670
QUILL: Yeah, like what?

590
00:36:11,538 --> 00:36:14,674
If I touch someone who is sad...

591
00:36:14,841 --> 00:36:17,510
I can ease them into contentment
for a short while.

592
00:36:17,744 --> 00:36:21,548
I can make a stubborn person compliant.

593
00:36:21,715 --> 00:36:24,751
But I mostly use it to help my master sleep.

594
00:36:24,951 --> 00:36:28,788
He lies awake at night
thinking about his progeny.

595
00:36:30,957 --> 00:36:32,125
Do one of those on me.

596
00:36:36,663 --> 00:36:38,264
Sleep.

597
00:36:39,799 --> 00:36:40,900
(SNORING)

598
00:36:42,736 --> 00:36:45,638
(DISTANT SINGING)

599
00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:54,781
(GLEN CAMPBELL'S "SOUTHERN NIGHTS" PLAYING)

600
00:37:05,325 --> 00:37:07,360
(LAUGHING)

601
00:37:18,138 --> 00:37:19,472
(DISTANT SINGING CONTINUES)

602
00:37:21,474 --> 00:37:22,676
(GRUNTS)

603
00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:32,686
- ROCKET: I love this song.
- (BEEPING)

604
00:37:32,819 --> 00:37:33,887
(ALL GASP)

605
00:37:37,857 --> 00:37:39,726
(ALL GROAN)

606
00:37:43,797 --> 00:37:44,798
(NEBULA GASPS)

607
00:37:45,198 --> 00:37:46,232
(SINGING AND HUMMING)

608
00:37:52,806 --> 00:37:54,240
(HUMMING)

609
00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:03,283
- (BRANCH SNAPS)
- Huh?

610
00:38:04,551 --> 00:38:05,752
- There!
- (ALL YELLING)

611
00:38:17,397 --> 00:38:18,398
Ah...

612
00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:21,434
(ALL SCREAMING)

613
00:38:21,701 --> 00:38:22,902
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

614
00:38:27,507 --> 00:38:28,508
(ROCKET CHUCKLES)

615
00:38:28,775 --> 00:38:30,760
(ALL SCREAMING)

616
00:38:33,790 --> 00:38:34,180
(ALL THUDDING)

617
00:38:35,782 --> 00:38:36,916
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- (LAUGHING)

618
00:38:41,454 --> 00:38:42,822
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

619
00:38:46,559 --> 00:38:47,660
(GROANING)

620
00:38:58,438 --> 00:38:59,939
(ALL GRUNTING)

621
00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:09,883
(ALL GROANING)

622
00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:31,400
Ain't so tough now without all
your toys, are you? (LAUGHS)

623
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,400
- RETCH: Move!
- (SCREAMS)

624
00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:37,711
(BOTH GRUNTING)

625
00:39:40,313 --> 00:39:41,481
(RETCH GROANING)

626
00:39:43,616 --> 00:39:44,884
(WHISTLING)

627
00:39:50,824 --> 00:39:51,958
Crap.

628
00:39:52,792 --> 00:39:53,927
(YONDU CHUCKLES)

629
00:39:56,296 --> 00:39:57,297
(SIGHS)

630
00:39:57,564 --> 00:39:58,998
Hey there, rat!

631
00:39:59,165 --> 00:40:01,468
How's it going, you blue idiot?

632
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,370
Not so bad.

633
00:40:04,204 --> 00:40:06,606
We got ourselves a pretty good
little gig here.

634
00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:09,609
This golden gal with
quite a high opinion of herself...

635
00:40:09,743 --> 00:40:13,680
has offered us a large sum to deliver you
and your pals over to her...

636
00:40:13,813 --> 00:40:14,781
because she wants

637
00:40:14,881 --> 00:40:16,449
- to kill y'all.
- (ALL LAUGHING)

638
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:17,817
Your friend...

639
00:40:17,984 --> 00:40:19,686
There's too many of them.

640
00:40:19,819 --> 00:40:23,230
He needs my help. If you care about him...

641
00:40:23,223 --> 00:40:25,825
you need to get me out of these bonds.

642
00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:28,361
They are going to kill him!

643
00:40:28,495 --> 00:40:30,663
YONDU: I tell you,
it was pretty easy to find you.

644
00:40:30,797 --> 00:40:32,766
I put a tracer on your ship back there...

645
00:40:32,966 --> 00:40:34,267
during the war over Xandar.

646
00:40:34,801 --> 00:40:37,203
Give me your word you won't hurt Groot...

647
00:40:37,337 --> 00:40:39,239
and I'll tell you where the batteries are.

648
00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:42,475
(CHUCKLES) Lucky for you,
my word don't mean squat.

649
00:40:42,942 --> 00:40:45,178
Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over.

650
00:40:45,345 --> 00:40:46,713
Otherwise, you'd what?

651
00:40:47,914 --> 00:40:49,416
We'll take them batteries.

652
00:40:49,582 --> 00:40:53,530
They're worth what?
A quarter mill on the open market?

653
00:40:53,186 --> 00:40:55,522
That Priestess offered us a million.

654
00:40:55,722 --> 00:40:58,425
A quarter is only one third of that!

655
00:40:58,591 --> 00:40:59,726
A quarter ain't a third.

656
00:40:59,859 --> 00:41:01,695
A quarter is 25.

657
00:41:01,828 --> 00:41:02,829
No.

658
00:41:02,996 --> 00:41:05,298
GEF: We can't even buy
a pair of boots with 25 units.

659
00:41:05,432 --> 00:41:06,466
YONDU: Enough!

660
00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:11,471
The point is, we ain't stupid enough
to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy!

661
00:41:11,871 --> 00:41:14,341
The whole dang Nova Corps would be on us.

662
00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:17,770
KRAGLIN: That ain't right!

663
00:41:17,243 --> 00:41:20,280
I just gotta say it this one time, Captain.

664
00:41:20,413 --> 00:41:22,749
No matter how many times Quill betrays you...

665
00:41:22,916 --> 00:41:25,785
you protect him like
none of the rest of us much matter!

666
00:41:25,952 --> 00:41:26,953
ALL: Yeah!

667
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,621
I'm the one what sticks up for you!

668
00:41:28,788 --> 00:41:29,756
Take it easy, Kraglin.

669
00:41:29,923 --> 00:41:32,392
Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft.

670
00:41:32,592 --> 00:41:35,628
Suppose it's time for a change in leadership.

671
00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:36,963
- (ALL AGREEING)
- (GUNS COCKING)

672
00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:38,640
(WHISTLES)

673
00:41:40,734 --> 00:41:43,300
Put your damn guns down!

674
00:41:43,136 --> 00:41:44,437
Whoa! Whoa!

675
00:41:44,604 --> 00:41:48,410
There must be some kind of
peaceful resolution to this, fellas.

676
00:41:48,241 --> 00:41:50,910
Or even a violent one
where I'm standing over there.

677
00:41:51,111 --> 00:41:52,112
(SNARLS)

678
00:41:55,982 --> 00:41:57,183
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

679
00:41:57,717 --> 00:41:58,752
(GROANS)

680
00:42:01,421 --> 00:42:02,188
(SIGHS)

681
00:42:03,356 --> 00:42:04,391
(GROANS)

682
00:42:10,630 --> 00:42:11,765
Well, hello, boys.

683
00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:16,903
(SPITS)

684
00:42:17,437 --> 00:42:19,500
It's not ripe.

685
00:42:19,639 --> 00:42:21,608
(GEORGE HARRISON'S "MY SWEET LORD" PLAYING)

686
00:42:30,950 --> 00:42:32,385
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

687
00:43:03,783 --> 00:43:07,253
Welcome, everyone, to my world.

688
00:43:07,354 --> 00:43:09,823
QUILL: Wow. You have your own planet?

689
00:43:09,923 --> 00:43:13,693
Come on. No larger than your Earth's Moon.

690
00:43:13,893 --> 00:43:15,428
Humility.

691
00:43:15,595 --> 00:43:16,996
I like it.

692
00:43:17,364 --> 00:43:19,733
I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

693
00:43:27,273 --> 00:43:28,908
(LAUGHING)

694
00:44:02,242 --> 00:44:06,346
You own a planet and can destroy
two dozen spaceships without a suit.

695
00:44:06,946 --> 00:44:08,748
What are you exactly?

696
00:44:09,916 --> 00:44:13,153
I'm what's called a Celestial, sweetheart.

697
00:44:14,554 --> 00:44:16,990
A Celestial, like a god?

698
00:44:18,224 --> 00:44:20,760
Mmm, small "g," son.

699
00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:23,697
At least on the days
I'm feeling humble as Drax.

700
00:44:23,797 --> 00:44:24,798
(EGO CHUCKLING)

701
00:44:35,410 --> 00:44:36,420
QUILL: Whoa!

702
00:44:38,144 --> 00:44:41,481
I don't know where I came from exactly.

703
00:44:41,614 --> 00:44:43,583
First thing I remember is flickering...

704
00:44:44,217 --> 00:44:46,860
adrift in the cosmos utterly...

705
00:44:47,530 --> 00:44:49,522
and entirely alone.

706
00:44:50,657 --> 00:44:52,525
Over millions of years...

707
00:44:52,759 --> 00:44:56,262
I learned to control the molecules around me.

708
00:44:56,629 --> 00:44:59,699
I grew smarter and stronger.

709
00:45:01,735 --> 00:45:04,704
And I continued building from there...

710
00:45:04,871 --> 00:45:07,700
layer by layer...

711
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:09,743
the very planet you walk on now.

712
00:45:09,909 --> 00:45:11,211
Whoa.

713
00:45:11,778 --> 00:45:12,946
But I wanted more.

714
00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:15,849
I desired...

715
00:45:16,316 --> 00:45:17,484
meaning.

716
00:45:18,685 --> 00:45:22,655
"There must be some life
out there in the universe...

717
00:45:22,789 --> 00:45:25,558
"besides just me," I thought.

718
00:45:25,759 --> 00:45:29,763
And so, I set myself the task of finding it.

719
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,564
I created...

720
00:45:31,698 --> 00:45:35,335
what I imagined biological life to be like...

721
00:45:35,502 --> 00:45:39,272
down to the most minute detail.

722
00:45:41,908 --> 00:45:43,109
Dude!

723
00:45:43,276 --> 00:45:44,511
What is wrong with you?

724
00:45:44,678 --> 00:45:47,681
If he is a planet, how could he
make a baby with your mother?

725
00:45:49,482 --> 00:45:50,483
(QUILL GROANS)

726
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,286
I don't need to hear how my parents...

727
00:45:54,521 --> 00:45:55,522
Why?

728
00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:57,857
My father would tell the story

729
00:45:57,957 --> 00:45:59,859
of impregnating my mother
every winter solstice.

730
00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:01,461
That's disgusting.

731
00:46:01,628 --> 00:46:03,630
It was beautiful.

732
00:46:04,364 --> 00:46:05,832
You Earthers have hang-ups.

733
00:46:08,702 --> 00:46:10,370
Ha! Thank you!

734
00:46:10,503 --> 00:46:11,638
It's not half bad.

735
00:46:11,871 --> 00:46:13,239
- Oh.
- Ugh.

736
00:46:13,506 --> 00:46:17,430
I've also got pain receptors,
and a digestive system...

737
00:46:17,177 --> 00:46:18,945
and all the accompanying junk.

738
00:46:19,446 --> 00:46:24,840
I wanted to experience
what it truly meant to be human...

739
00:46:24,217 --> 00:46:27,220
as I set out amongst the stars...

740
00:46:27,921 --> 00:46:30,123
until I found...

741
00:46:30,256 --> 00:46:31,958
what I sought.

742
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,694
Life.

743
00:46:36,429 --> 00:46:38,765
I was not alone in the universe after all.

744
00:46:45,538 --> 00:46:47,407
When did you meet my mother?

745
00:46:51,544 --> 00:46:53,246
Not long after.

746
00:46:58,985 --> 00:47:03,690
It was with Meredith
that I first experienced love.

747
00:47:07,594 --> 00:47:10,764
I called her my river lily.

748
00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:17,504
And from that love, Peter...

749
00:47:21,141 --> 00:47:22,342
you.

750
00:47:29,616 --> 00:47:33,153
I have searched for you for so long.

751
00:47:34,754 --> 00:47:36,423
And when I heard of a man from Earth...

752
00:47:36,589 --> 00:47:40,360
who held an Infinity Stone
in his hand without dying...

753
00:47:42,950 --> 00:47:45,650
I knew you must be the son
of the woman I loved.

754
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:49,690
If you loved her, why did you leave her?

755
00:47:53,773 --> 00:47:56,900
(RAVAGERS CLAMORING)

756
00:48:10,156 --> 00:48:12,250
TULLK: This is mutiny!

757
00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:17,831
This is mutiny!

758
00:48:18,164 --> 00:48:19,966
- (CLAMORING CONTINUES)
- (SCREAMS)

759
00:48:23,503 --> 00:48:25,305
- (TULLK YELLING)
- (RAVAGERS JEERING)

760
00:48:29,676 --> 00:48:31,440
TULLK: You're scum!

761
00:48:31,177 --> 00:48:33,130
(JEERING CONTINUES)

762
00:48:34,681 --> 00:48:35,949
RAVAGERS: Oh!

763
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,830
(RAVAGERS WHOOPING)

764
00:49:06,546 --> 00:49:07,647
Captain!

765
00:49:07,781 --> 00:49:10,350
Help me! Please!

766
00:49:10,550 --> 00:49:12,850
Captain!

767
00:49:15,355 --> 00:49:17,230
You're the one what killed those men...

768
00:49:17,624 --> 00:49:19,426
by leading them down the wrong path.

769
00:49:20,393 --> 00:49:21,961
Because you're weak.

770
00:49:22,162 --> 00:49:23,763
- (GRUNTS)
- (ALL CHEERING)

771
00:49:24,431 --> 00:49:25,965
And stupid!

772
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,700
It's time for the Ravagers...

773
00:49:30,236 --> 00:49:33,907
to rise once again to glory
with a new captain...

774
00:49:34,774 --> 00:49:36,443
Taserface!

775
00:49:36,643 --> 00:49:38,111
(ALL CHEERING)

776
00:49:39,790 --> 00:49:40,413
(ROCKET LAUGHING)

777
00:49:44,150 --> 00:49:47,787
I'm sorry. Your name is...

778
00:49:47,954 --> 00:49:49,589
It's Taserface?

779
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,391
That's right.

780
00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:54,600
Do you shoot tasers out of your face?

781
00:49:54,761 --> 00:49:56,563
It's metaphorical!

782
00:49:56,696 --> 00:49:57,564
ALL: Yeah!

783
00:50:01,301 --> 00:50:02,135
For what?

784
00:50:04,604 --> 00:50:07,207
For it is a name what strikes fear...

785
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:10,110
into the hearts of anyone what hears it.

786
00:50:10,276 --> 00:50:11,277
(ALL MURMURING)

787
00:50:12,779 --> 00:50:14,140
Okay.

788
00:50:14,614 --> 00:50:15,882
ROCKET: Okay...

789
00:50:16,820 --> 00:50:17,217
whatever you say.

790
00:50:17,751 --> 00:50:19,850
You shut up.

791
00:50:19,219 --> 00:50:20,420
You're next.

792
00:50:20,754 --> 00:50:24,691
Udonta, I have waited a long time to do...

793
00:50:24,791 --> 00:50:25,792
- (ROCKET SNICKERING)
- What?

794
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,630
I'm sorry. I am so sorry!

795
00:50:30,230 --> 00:50:33,266
I just keep imagining you
waking up in the morning, sir...

796
00:50:33,433 --> 00:50:36,503
looking in the mirror and then
in all seriousness saying to yourself...

797
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,541
"Taserface!" (LAUGHING)

798
00:50:42,642 --> 00:50:45,211
- That's how I hear you in my head!
- (ALL SNICKERING)

799
00:50:46,112 --> 00:50:48,281
What was your second choice?

800
00:50:48,415 --> 00:50:50,283
- Scrotum Hat?
- (ALL LAUGHING)

801
00:50:51,317 --> 00:50:52,318
(LAUGHING)

802
00:50:52,619 --> 00:50:55,188
New plan. We're killing you first.

803
00:50:56,623 --> 00:50:59,693
Well, dying is certainly better
than having to live an entire life...

804
00:50:59,826 --> 00:51:03,830
as a moronic shitbag who thinks
Taserface is a cool name.

805
00:51:03,997 --> 00:51:06,833
That's enough killing for today.

806
00:51:08,501 --> 00:51:10,300
(RAVAGERS MURMURING)

807
00:51:10,837 --> 00:51:12,472
RAVAGER: She's the daughter of Thanos.

808
00:51:14,708 --> 00:51:16,876
TASERFACE: I thought you were
the biggest sadist in the galaxy.

809
00:51:17,430 --> 00:51:19,879
That was when Daddy was paying my bills.

810
00:51:20,130 --> 00:51:23,683
The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself.

811
00:51:23,817 --> 00:51:26,686
And he has bounties on his head
in at least 12 Kree provinces.

812
00:51:28,455 --> 00:51:29,823
I assure you...

813
00:51:29,989 --> 00:51:32,826
I am not as easy a mark as an old man
without his magic stick...

814
00:51:32,992 --> 00:51:34,828
or a talking woodland beast.

815
00:51:36,229 --> 00:51:38,640
I want 10% of the take...

816
00:51:39,799 --> 00:51:41,534
and a couple more things.

817
00:51:43,336 --> 00:51:45,500
KRAGLIN: We got a whole box of hands...

818
00:51:45,138 --> 00:51:47,700
- if that one don't work out.
- It is fine.

819
00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:50,343
You think them Kree
is gonna execute the captain?

820
00:51:50,510 --> 00:51:54,748
The Kree consider themselves merciful.
It will be painless.

821
00:51:54,914 --> 00:51:58,351
Well, here it is. It's the best ship we got.

822
00:51:58,551 --> 00:52:00,186
Location of Ego's planet in the nav.

823
00:52:00,353 --> 00:52:02,655
We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid.

824
00:52:02,822 --> 00:52:04,958
What are you gonna do with your share?

825
00:52:05,859 --> 00:52:08,161
As a child, my father
would have Gamora and me

826
00:52:08,261 --> 00:52:10,630
battle one another in training.

827
00:52:10,864 --> 00:52:13,199
Every time my sister prevailed...

828
00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:16,670
my father would replace a piece of me
with machinery...

829
00:52:16,836 --> 00:52:19,506
claiming he wanted me to be her equal.

830
00:52:20,573 --> 00:52:22,442
But she won...

831
00:52:22,575 --> 00:52:27,447
again and again, and again,
never once refraining.

832
00:52:29,820 --> 00:52:31,384
So after I murder my sister...

833
00:52:31,551 --> 00:52:32,719
I will buy a warship

834
00:52:32,786 --> 00:52:34,788
with every conceivable instrument of death.

835
00:52:34,954 --> 00:52:38,591
I will hunt my father like a dog,
and I will tear him apart slowly...

836
00:52:38,758 --> 00:52:40,193
piece by piece...

837
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,763
until he knows some semblance
of the profound and unceasing pain...

838
00:52:43,897 --> 00:52:47,330
I know every single day.

839
00:52:48,902 --> 00:52:50,270
Yeah.

840
00:52:50,737 --> 00:52:52,472
I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace.

841
00:52:53,306 --> 00:52:55,241
Or a nice hat.

842
00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:58,111
Something to make the other girls go,
"Ooh, that's nice!"

843
00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:05,285
Anyways, happy trails.

844
00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:16,529
My mother told everyone
my father was from the stars.

845
00:53:18,264 --> 00:53:20,800
She had brain cancer,
so everyone thought she was delusional.

846
00:53:20,934 --> 00:53:22,100
Peter...

847
00:53:22,135 --> 00:53:23,903
Listen, I'd love to believe all of this,
I really would.

848
00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:25,472
But you left...

849
00:53:25,638 --> 00:53:28,441
the most wonderful woman ever...

850
00:53:28,641 --> 00:53:30,110
to die alone.

851
00:53:30,310 --> 00:53:33,713
I didn't want to leave your mother, Peter.

852
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,160
If I don't return regularly to my planet...

853
00:53:36,216 --> 00:53:37,584
and the light within it...

854
00:53:37,751 --> 00:53:39,319
this form will wither and perish.

855
00:53:39,486 --> 00:53:41,488
So why didn't you come back?
Why did you send Yondu?

856
00:53:41,621 --> 00:53:43,556
A criminal, of all people,
to come and fetch me?

857
00:53:43,990 --> 00:53:45,959
I loved your mother, Peter!

858
00:53:46,126 --> 00:53:48,461
I couldn't stand to set foot on an Earth...

859
00:53:48,628 --> 00:53:51,464
where she wasn't living!
You can't imagine what that's like!

860
00:53:51,631 --> 00:53:54,340
I know exactly what that feels like!

861
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:55,969
I had to watch her die!

862
00:54:00,306 --> 00:54:04,477
Over the millions and millions
of years of my existence...

863
00:54:04,644 --> 00:54:07,113
I've made many mistakes, Peter.

864
00:54:07,947 --> 00:54:10,150
But you're not one of them.

865
00:54:11,985 --> 00:54:15,722
Please give me the chance to be
the father she would want me to be.

866
00:54:20,994 --> 00:54:25,699
There's so much that I need to
teach you about this planet...

867
00:54:25,865 --> 00:54:27,567
and the light within.

868
00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:31,104
They are a part of you, Peter.

869
00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:33,640
What do you mean?

870
00:54:34,507 --> 00:54:36,343
Give me your hands, son.

871
00:54:37,344 --> 00:54:38,478
Here.

872
00:54:39,346 --> 00:54:41,247
Hold them like that.

873
00:54:47,153 --> 00:54:50,230
Now, close your eyes and concentrate.

874
00:54:51,191 --> 00:54:54,160
Take your brain to the center of this planet.

875
00:54:54,394 --> 00:54:55,562
(QUILL EXHALES DEEPLY)

876
00:54:57,897 --> 00:54:58,965
(GASPS)

877
00:54:59,650 --> 00:55:00,900
Yes!

878
00:55:01,334 --> 00:55:03,690
Whoa!

879
00:55:03,236 --> 00:55:04,604
Yes! It's okay.

880
00:55:04,738 --> 00:55:05,839
Just relax. Concentrate.

881
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,108
You can do it. Bring it back.

882
00:55:08,675 --> 00:55:09,743
Yes!

883
00:55:11,378 --> 00:55:14,214
Yes, now shape it.

884
00:55:14,547 --> 00:55:16,249
Feel that energy.

885
00:55:20,387 --> 00:55:21,388
Yes.

886
00:55:25,725 --> 00:55:27,270
You're home.

887
00:55:29,596 --> 00:55:30,764
Peter...

888
00:56:05,265 --> 00:56:08,168
DRAX: How did you get to
this weird, dumb planet?

889
00:56:08,802 --> 00:56:11,671
MANTIS: Ego found me in my larva state.

890
00:56:11,838 --> 00:56:13,273
Orphaned on my homeworld.

891
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,810
He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own.

892
00:56:18,345 --> 00:56:19,679
So you're a pet?

893
00:56:20,947 --> 00:56:22,282
I suppose.

894
00:56:23,783 --> 00:56:26,152
People usually want cute pets.

895
00:56:26,319 --> 00:56:28,588
Why would Ego want such a hideous one?

896
00:56:28,755 --> 00:56:30,900
I am hideous?

897
00:56:30,223 --> 00:56:32,392
You are horrifying to look at. Yes.

898
00:56:35,495 --> 00:56:36,629
But that's a good thing.

899
00:56:36,830 --> 00:56:37,831
Oh?

900
00:56:38,198 --> 00:56:39,866
When you're ugly, and someone loves you...

901
00:56:39,966 --> 00:56:42,469
you know they love you for who you are.

902
00:56:43,837 --> 00:56:46,206
Beautiful people never know who to trust.

903
00:56:47,140 --> 00:56:50,100
Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly.

904
00:56:51,511 --> 00:56:54,681
DRAX: Those pools,
they remind me of a time...

905
00:56:54,814 --> 00:56:58,351
when I took my daughter
to the forgotten lakes of my homeworld.

906
00:56:59,552 --> 00:57:00,820
She was like you.

907
00:57:01,321 --> 00:57:02,756
Disgusting?

908
00:57:03,823 --> 00:57:04,991
Innocent.

909
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,203
(SOBS)

910
00:57:33,186 --> 00:57:34,888
(SIGHS)

911
00:57:38,191 --> 00:57:39,192
Drax?

912
00:57:40,894 --> 00:57:42,529
There's something I must tell you.

913
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:52,720
What's going on?

914
00:57:52,238 --> 00:57:54,107
This gross bug lady is my new friend.

915
00:57:54,274 --> 00:57:57,677
I'm learning many things,
like I'm a pet and ugly.

916
00:57:58,780 --> 00:57:59,579
You're not ugly. Drax!

917
00:57:59,746 --> 00:58:01,810
What are you talking about?

918
00:58:01,214 --> 00:58:02,382
GAMORA: Mantis...

919
00:58:02,916 --> 00:58:04,918
can you show us where we'll be staying?

920
00:58:05,518 --> 00:58:07,287
Why are there no other beings on this planet?

921
00:58:07,420 --> 00:58:09,522
MANTIS: The planet is Ego.

922
00:58:09,723 --> 00:58:11,925
A dog would not invite a flea
to live on his back.

923
00:58:12,726 --> 00:58:13,927
And you're not a flea?

924
00:58:14,940 --> 00:58:16,429
I'm a flea with a purpose.

925
00:58:17,630 --> 00:58:18,631
I help him sleep.

926
00:58:19,866 --> 00:58:22,969
What were you about to say to Drax
before I walked out?

927
00:58:28,410 --> 00:58:29,750
Nothing.

928
00:58:30,110 --> 00:58:31,911
Your quarters are this way.

929
00:58:36,116 --> 00:58:38,284
(BOTH GRUNT)

930
00:58:39,586 --> 00:58:42,989
We deliver you to the Kree in the morning.

931
00:58:45,392 --> 00:58:48,428
Neither one of you will last
much longer after that.

932
00:58:49,195 --> 00:58:51,164
Okay, Taserface.

933
00:58:51,898 --> 00:58:54,000
Hey, tell the other guys we said...

934
00:58:54,134 --> 00:58:55,568
"Hi," Taserface!

935
00:58:56,469 --> 00:58:57,470
(SIGHS)

936
00:59:00,774 --> 00:59:03,243
What about this little plant?
Can I smash it with a rock?

937
00:59:03,443 --> 00:59:04,944
No, Gef.

938
00:59:05,111 --> 00:59:06,780
It's too adorable to kill.

939
00:59:06,946 --> 00:59:08,782
Take it to the tailor.

940
00:59:10,383 --> 00:59:13,620
No offense, but your employees
are a bunch of jerks.

941
00:59:16,122 --> 00:59:20,827
I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years
when Stakar freed me.

942
00:59:23,496 --> 00:59:26,166
He offered me a place with the Ravagers.

943
00:59:26,266 --> 00:59:30,704
He said all I needed to do
was adhere to the code.

944
00:59:30,870 --> 00:59:32,672
But I was young...

945
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:37,770
and greedy, and stupid.

946
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,146
Like you stealing those batteries.

947
00:59:40,313 --> 00:59:41,848
That was mostly Drax.

948
00:59:43,283 --> 00:59:46,820
Me and Stakar and the other captains...

949
00:59:47,787 --> 00:59:50,123
we weren't so different from
you and your friends.

950
00:59:51,570 --> 00:59:52,992
The only family I ever had.

951
00:59:54,427 --> 00:59:56,129
When I broke the code...

952
00:59:58,365 --> 01:00:00,330
they exiled me.

953
01:00:01,334 --> 01:00:02,802
This is what I deserve.

954
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,671
Slow down, drama queen.

955
01:00:04,871 --> 01:00:06,506
You might deserve this, but I don't.

956
01:00:06,673 --> 01:00:08,441
We gotta get outta here.

957
01:00:09,909 --> 01:00:11,440
Where's Quill?

958
01:00:11,177 --> 01:00:12,746
He went off with his old man.

959
01:00:14,481 --> 01:00:16,182
- Ego?
- Yeah.

960
01:00:16,349 --> 01:00:18,318
It's a day for dumb*** names.

961
01:00:18,718 --> 01:00:19,719
(CHUCKLES)

962
01:00:21,421 --> 01:00:23,823
You're smiling.
And for a second, I got a warm feeling.

963
01:00:23,990 --> 01:00:26,760
But then it was ruined
by those disgusting-*** teeth.

964
01:00:26,826 --> 01:00:29,295
You like a professional ***hole or what?

965
01:00:29,462 --> 01:00:30,463
Pretty much a pro.

966
01:00:30,563 --> 01:00:33,233
Why didn't you deliver Quill to Ego
like you promised?

967
01:00:33,867 --> 01:00:35,602
He was skinny.

968
01:00:35,935 --> 01:00:40,106
Could fit into places we couldn't.
Good for thievin'.

969
01:00:40,573 --> 01:00:41,574
Uh-huh.

970
01:00:45,111 --> 01:00:48,248
I got an idea on how to get outta here.

971
01:00:49,182 --> 01:00:51,718
But we're gonna need your little friend.

972
01:00:52,886 --> 01:00:55,221
ALL: (CHANTING) Mascot, mascot, mascot...

973
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:03,763
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

974
01:01:06,466 --> 01:01:08,668
Little fellow's all worked up!
He needs a drink!

975
01:01:09,602 --> 01:01:10,637
(COUGHING)

976
01:01:14,741 --> 01:01:17,477
Look how cute it is when it's all riled up.

977
01:01:17,644 --> 01:01:19,512
He's goddang precious!

978
01:01:20,113 --> 01:01:21,181
(ALL LAUGHING)

979
01:01:21,514 --> 01:01:23,249
(GRUNTING)

980
01:01:23,717 --> 01:01:24,718
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

981
01:01:32,258 --> 01:01:33,259
YONDU: Psst!

982
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,295
Hey, twig!

983
01:01:35,595 --> 01:01:36,996
Come here.

984
01:01:37,464 --> 01:01:38,698
Come on.

985
01:01:45,271 --> 01:01:46,272
Aw, man...

986
01:01:46,473 --> 01:01:47,907
what did they do to you?

987
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:53,480
Hey, you wanna help us get outta here?

988
01:01:54,314 --> 01:01:57,517
There's something I need you to get,
and bring back to me.

989
01:01:57,684 --> 01:02:01,721
In the captain's quarters,
there's a prototype fin...

990
01:02:01,921 --> 01:02:03,523
the thing I wore on my head.

991
01:02:04,224 --> 01:02:08,294
There's a drawer next to the bunk.
It's in that. It's red.

992
01:02:08,461 --> 01:02:09,763
You got it?

993
01:02:15,435 --> 01:02:16,836
(RAVAGERS SNORING)

994
01:02:43,496 --> 01:02:44,998
That's my underwears.

995
01:02:45,165 --> 01:02:47,200
Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know
what you were talkin' about.

996
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,402
You have to explain it more careful.

997
01:02:50,937 --> 01:02:54,341
It's a prototype fin.

998
01:02:55,675 --> 01:02:56,743
(SCREECHING)

999
01:02:59,846 --> 01:03:02,582
That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot.

1000
01:03:02,749 --> 01:03:04,351
You explain it this time.

1001
01:03:05,618 --> 01:03:07,530
All right.

1002
01:03:07,854 --> 01:03:09,756
YONDU: That's Vorker's eye.

1003
01:03:09,923 --> 01:03:11,925
He takes it out when he sleeps.

1004
01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:13,426
Go. Look again.

1005
01:03:13,593 --> 01:03:14,994
But leave the eye here.

1006
01:03:15,362 --> 01:03:16,463
Why?

1007
01:03:16,629 --> 01:03:17,997
He's gonna wake up tomorrow...

1008
01:03:18,198 --> 01:03:20,567
and he's not gonna know...

1009
01:03:20,700 --> 01:03:22,936
where his eye is! (LAUGHING)

1010
01:03:29,142 --> 01:03:30,710
That's a desk.

1011
01:03:30,910 --> 01:03:33,580
We told you it was this big.

1012
01:03:39,552 --> 01:03:41,755
Tell me you guys have
a refrigerator somewhere...

1013
01:03:41,921 --> 01:03:44,624
with a bunch of severed human toes.

1014
01:03:44,791 --> 01:03:48,395
Okay. Then let's just agree
to never discuss this.

1015
01:03:51,664 --> 01:03:55,368
The drawer you wanna open
has this symbol on it.

1016
01:03:55,502 --> 01:03:56,870
Okay?

1017
01:04:05,378 --> 01:04:07,280
What? No!

1018
01:04:07,414 --> 01:04:08,548
He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.

1019
01:04:08,715 --> 01:04:10,500
That's not what I said!

1020
01:04:10,183 --> 01:04:11,184
I am Groot.

1021
01:04:11,284 --> 01:04:12,318
He's relieved you don't want him to.

1022
01:04:12,485 --> 01:04:13,953
- I am Groot.
- He hates hats.

1023
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:14,788
I am Groot.

1024
01:04:14,988 --> 01:04:16,156
On anyone, not just himself.

1025
01:04:16,322 --> 01:04:17,157
I am Groot.

1026
01:04:17,223 --> 01:04:19,159
One minute you think someone
has a weird-shaped head...

1027
01:04:19,325 --> 01:04:21,661
the next minute it's just because
you realize part of that head is the hat.

1028
01:04:22,195 --> 01:04:23,463
That's why you don't like hats?

1029
01:04:24,664 --> 01:04:26,966
This is an important conversation right now?

1030
01:04:28,601 --> 01:04:29,936
(SNORING)

1031
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,508
(BURPS)

1032
01:05:03,670 --> 01:05:04,671
KRAGLIN: That ain't it.

1033
01:05:14,581 --> 01:05:16,490
I didn't mean to do a mutiny.

1034
01:05:19,850 --> 01:05:20,920
They killed all my friends.

1035
01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:27,460
Get the third quadrant ready for release.

1036
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:35,350
One more thing.

1037
01:05:37,370 --> 01:05:39,339
You got any clones of Quill's
old music on the ship?

1038
01:05:45,111 --> 01:05:46,379
(FEEDBACK)

1039
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:49,783
(JAY & THE AMERICANS' "COME
A LITTLE BIT CLOSER" PLAYING)

1040
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:57,657
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1041
01:06:02,662 --> 01:06:03,663
(BOTH GASP)

1042
01:06:03,797 --> 01:06:05,465
(WHISTLES)

1043
01:06:06,733 --> 01:06:08,100
(BOTH GROANING)

1044
01:06:22,482 --> 01:06:23,550
Ah.

1045
01:06:23,950 --> 01:06:25,452
(MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND)

1046
01:06:29,322 --> 01:06:31,157
(GRUNTS) He's got it!

1047
01:06:31,324 --> 01:06:32,826
Yondu's got the fin!

1048
01:06:32,992 --> 01:06:33,927
Go!

1049
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,142
- (WHISTLES)
- (ALL GASP)

1050
01:06:57,117 --> 01:06:58,918
(RAVAGERS GROANING)

1051
01:07:09,295 --> 01:07:10,397
(WHISTLES)

1052
01:07:15,435 --> 01:07:16,269
Down there!

1053
01:07:17,604 --> 01:07:20,730
- (WHISTLES)
- (RAVAGERS GROANING)

1054
01:07:25,679 --> 01:07:26,946
(SCREAMING)

1055
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:41,995
Oh! (SCREAMING)

1056
01:07:43,463 --> 01:07:44,531
(YELLING)

1057
01:07:46,199 --> 01:07:47,834
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

1058
01:07:49,436 --> 01:07:50,437
(GROANS)

1059
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,972
- (CONTINUES YELLING)
- (SCREAMING)

1060
01:07:58,978 --> 01:08:00,513
(RAVAGERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

1061
01:08:07,987 --> 01:08:09,550
(WHISTLES)

1062
01:08:12,559 --> 01:08:13,660
(ALL GROANING)

1063
01:08:14,594 --> 01:08:15,862
(YONDU WHISTLING)

1064
01:08:16,229 --> 01:08:17,664
(ALL GROANING)

1065
01:08:19,466 --> 01:08:20,767
(RAVAGERS SHOUTING)

1066
01:08:25,105 --> 01:08:26,106
(GROANS)

1067
01:08:32,746 --> 01:08:34,314
(GROANS)

1068
01:08:37,617 --> 01:08:38,885
(ALL LAUGHING)

1069
01:08:53,933 --> 01:08:54,934
(ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING)

1070
01:09:05,245 --> 01:09:06,279
(WHISTLES)

1071
01:09:08,381 --> 01:09:09,983
(WHISTLES)

1072
01:09:10,350 --> 01:09:12,419
- (GASPS)
- (LAUGHS)

1073
01:09:15,550 --> 01:09:16,523
You maniac.

1074
01:09:18,558 --> 01:09:20,760
The whole ship's gonna blow.

1075
01:09:23,897 --> 01:09:25,310
(GROANING)

1076
01:09:30,670 --> 01:09:32,272
Not the whole ship.

1077
01:09:32,472 --> 01:09:33,473
(WHISTLES)

1078
01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:44,584
(GRUNTS)

1079
01:09:46,860 --> 01:09:47,554
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1080
01:09:49,222 --> 01:09:50,290
Who is this?

1081
01:09:50,423 --> 01:09:54,728
I am sending you
the coordinates for Yondu's ship.

1082
01:09:55,261 --> 01:09:57,630
- Release the quadrant!
- Aye, Captain!

1083
01:09:57,230 --> 01:09:59,766
I only ask one thing.

1084
01:10:00,233 --> 01:10:01,868
That your High Priestess...

1085
01:10:02,350 --> 01:10:05,505
tell him the name of the man
what sealed his fate.

1086
01:10:06,606 --> 01:10:09,709
- Taserface!
- (SNICKERS)

1087
01:10:10,977 --> 01:10:12,112
(LAUGHING)

1088
01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:14,381
(GROANS)

1089
01:10:15,382 --> 01:10:16,449
(GRUNTS)

1090
01:10:32,650 --> 01:10:33,299
Where to, Captain?

1091
01:10:33,466 --> 01:10:34,467
Ego.

1092
01:10:36,102 --> 01:10:37,170
No, boy!

1093
01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:49,582
It ain't healthy for a mammalian body
to hop more than 50 jumps at a time.

1094
01:10:49,749 --> 01:10:50,717
I know that.

1095
01:10:50,884 --> 01:10:53,253
We are about to do 700!

1096
01:10:56,923 --> 01:10:57,924
(SCREAMING)

1097
01:10:58,825 --> 01:10:59,826
(SCREAMING)

1098
01:11:00,493 --> 01:11:01,594
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1099
01:11:02,862 --> 01:11:05,365
(SAM COOKE'S "BRING IT ON HOME
TO ME" PLAYING)

1100
01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:09,235
QUILL: So I guess this could
all be mine someday.

1101
01:11:10,603 --> 01:11:13,106
Rocket? Rocket, are you there?

1102
01:11:14,474 --> 01:11:15,508
(SIGHS)

1103
01:11:20,347 --> 01:11:22,820
What are you doing, Peter?

1104
01:11:24,351 --> 01:11:25,685
Dance with me.

1105
01:11:25,919 --> 01:11:27,354
I'm not going to dance with you.

1106
01:11:27,554 --> 01:11:29,289
This is Sam Cooke...

1107
01:11:29,823 --> 01:11:32,992
one of the greatest
Earth singers of all time.

1108
01:11:34,461 --> 01:11:35,462
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1109
01:12:02,155 --> 01:12:04,157
Drax thinks you're not a dancer.

1110
01:12:05,258 --> 01:12:07,827
If you ever tell anyone about this...

1111
01:12:07,994 --> 01:12:09,396
I will kill you.

1112
01:12:10,163 --> 01:12:14,340
When are we gonna do something
about this unspoken thing between us?

1113
01:12:14,667 --> 01:12:16,690
What unspoken thing?

1114
01:12:17,537 --> 01:12:19,239
This...

1115
01:12:19,406 --> 01:12:22,208
Cheers, Sam and Diane...

1116
01:12:22,342 --> 01:12:24,911
a guy and a girl on a TV show
who dig each other...

1117
01:12:25,111 --> 01:12:26,479
but never say it because if they do,

1118
01:12:26,546 --> 01:12:27,647
the ratings would go down...

1119
01:12:27,781 --> 01:12:28,882
sort of thing.

1120
01:12:29,150 --> 01:12:30,483
There's no unspoken thing.

1121
01:12:32,385 --> 01:12:34,421
Well, it's a catch-22,
because if you said it,

1122
01:12:34,521 --> 01:12:35,655
then it would be spoken...

1123
01:12:35,855 --> 01:12:38,591
and you would be a liar.
So, by not saying it...

1124
01:12:38,792 --> 01:12:42,929
you are telling the truth,
and admitting that there is.

1125
01:12:43,630 --> 01:12:44,998
No, that's not what I...

1126
01:12:46,166 --> 01:12:47,167
(SIGHS)

1127
01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:51,371
What we should be discussing right now
is something about this place.

1128
01:12:51,538 --> 01:12:53,239
It doesn't feel right.

1129
01:12:53,773 --> 01:12:55,942
What are you talking about?

1130
01:12:56,109 --> 01:12:57,410
You're the one who wanted me to come here!

1131
01:12:57,544 --> 01:12:58,778
That girl Mantis...

1132
01:12:58,945 --> 01:13:00,460
she's afraid of something.

1133
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:02,515
Why are you trying to take this away from me?

1134
01:13:02,749 --> 01:13:03,883
I'm not trying...

1135
01:13:04,170 --> 01:13:05,952
He's my father. He's blood.

1136
01:13:06,152 --> 01:13:07,821
You have blood on Earth
and you never wanted to return there.

1137
01:13:07,954 --> 01:13:10,900
Again, you made me come here!

1138
01:13:10,223 --> 01:13:12,158
And Earth is the place
where my mother died in front of me.

1139
01:13:12,325 --> 01:13:14,961
No, it's because that place is real,
and this is a fantasy.

1140
01:13:15,195 --> 01:13:17,864
This is real! I'm only half human, remember?

1141
01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:19,332
That's the half I'm worried about.

1142
01:13:20,330 --> 01:13:21,668
Oh, I get it. You're jealous...

1143
01:13:21,868 --> 01:13:24,204
because I'm part-god,
and you like when I'm the weak one.

1144
01:13:24,337 --> 01:13:26,873
You were insufferable to begin with.

1145
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:28,174
I haven't been able to reach Rocket.

1146
01:13:28,341 --> 01:13:29,709
I'm gonna go outside,
and I'm gonna try and get a signal.

1147
01:13:29,876 --> 01:13:32,846
You know what? This is not Cheers after all!

1148
01:13:32,979 --> 01:13:35,849
This is whatever the show is
where one person is willing...

1149
01:13:35,982 --> 01:13:37,717
to open themselves up to new possibility,

1150
01:13:37,784 --> 01:13:39,486
and the other person is a jerk....

1151
01:13:39,619 --> 01:13:41,421
who doesn't trust anybody!

1152
01:13:41,521 --> 01:13:43,289
It's a show that doesn't exist.

1153
01:13:43,423 --> 01:13:44,824
That's why it would get zero ratings!

1154
01:13:45,358 --> 01:13:47,494
I don't know what Cheers is!

1155
01:13:47,660 --> 01:13:50,630
I finally found my family.
Don't you understand that?

1156
01:13:51,865 --> 01:13:53,533
I thought you already had.

1157
01:14:21,270 --> 01:14:22,195
(SIGHS)

1158
01:14:23,290 --> 01:14:24,264
Damn it.

1159
01:14:44,484 --> 01:14:45,485
(GASPS)

1160
01:14:48,121 --> 01:14:49,155
(SCREAMING)

1161
01:14:54,294 --> 01:14:55,929
(GRUNTS)

1162
01:14:57,364 --> 01:14:58,431
Psychopath!

1163
01:15:09,576 --> 01:15:10,810
(PANTING)

1164
01:15:25,125 --> 01:15:27,193
- (YELLING)
- (YELPING)

1165
01:15:30,497 --> 01:15:31,564
(GRUNTS)

1166
01:15:33,333 --> 01:15:35,100
(YELPS)

1167
01:15:36,936 --> 01:15:38,238
(PANTING)

1168
01:15:43,143 --> 01:15:44,144
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)

1169
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:48,148
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1170
01:16:04,631 --> 01:16:05,632
(YELLING)

1171
01:16:08,134 --> 01:16:10,300
- (YELPS)
- (CONTINUES YELLING)

1172
01:16:11,338 --> 01:16:12,439
(WHIMPERS)

1173
01:16:13,139 --> 01:16:14,307
(CONTINUES YELLING)

1174
01:16:21,681 --> 01:16:23,490
(PANTING)

1175
01:16:24,351 --> 01:16:25,585
(NEBULA COUGHING)

1176
01:16:29,155 --> 01:16:30,223
(GROANING)

1177
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:36,162
- (GAMORA GRUNTING)
- (NEBULA PANTING)

1178
01:16:42,836 --> 01:16:44,671
(BOTH SCREAM)

1179
01:16:49,309 --> 01:16:50,710
(BOTH GROANING)

1180
01:17:06,393 --> 01:17:08,280
- (NEBULA YELLS)
- (GAMORA GROANS)

1181
01:17:08,862 --> 01:17:10,563
Are you kidding me?

1182
01:17:11,231 --> 01:17:12,320
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1183
01:17:24,944 --> 01:17:25,945
(GASPING)

1184
01:17:32,752 --> 01:17:33,753
(YELLS)

1185
01:17:35,221 --> 01:17:36,222
(GAMORA COUGHING)

1186
01:17:36,990 --> 01:17:37,824
I win.

1187
01:17:38,591 --> 01:17:40,794
I win. I bested you in combat.

1188
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,862
No. I saved your life.

1189
01:17:43,290 --> 01:17:44,864
Well, you were stupid enough to let me live.

1190
01:17:45,310 --> 01:17:45,932
You let me live!

1191
01:17:46,660 --> 01:17:47,967
I don't need you always trying to beat me!

1192
01:17:48,101 --> 01:17:50,770
I'm not the one that just flew across the
universe just because I wanted to win.

1193
01:17:50,904 --> 01:17:52,539
Do not tell me what I want.

1194
01:17:52,639 --> 01:17:54,400
I don't need to tell you what you want!

1195
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,241
It's obvious!

1196
01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:58,345
You were the one who wanted to win.
And I just wanted a sister!

1197
01:18:06,219 --> 01:18:07,754
You were all I had.

1198
01:18:09,122 --> 01:18:11,791
But you were the one who needed to win.

1199
01:18:13,126 --> 01:18:15,328
Thanos pulled my eye from my head...

1200
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,980
and my brain from my skull...

1201
01:18:19,265 --> 01:18:21,167
and my arm from my body...

1202
01:18:22,936 --> 01:18:24,904
because of you.

1203
01:18:28,241 --> 01:18:29,242
(NEBULA SIGHS)

1204
01:18:33,747 --> 01:18:35,415
(LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY
(YOU'RE A FINE GIRL)" PLAYING)

1205
01:18:45,825 --> 01:18:46,960
You all right, son?

1206
01:18:50,296 --> 01:18:52,966
I saw your girl stomp off
a little earlier in quite a huff.

1207
01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:54,968
Yeah. (SIGHS)

1208
01:18:55,101 --> 01:18:56,836
It's fortuitous...

1209
01:18:57,300 --> 01:18:58,238
you listening to this song.

1210
01:18:58,405 --> 01:18:59,973
- You know...
- Brandy?

1211
01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:01,474
By Looking Glass?

1212
01:19:03,343 --> 01:19:04,678
(CHUCKLES) A favorite of your mom's.

1213
01:19:05,645 --> 01:19:07,147
Yeah, it was.

1214
01:19:07,580 --> 01:19:09,149
One of Earth's greatest musical compositions.

1215
01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:11,518
Perhaps its very greatest.

1216
01:19:11,685 --> 01:19:12,686
Yes!

1217
01:19:12,819 --> 01:19:15,955
Peter, you and I,
we're the sailor in that song.

1218
01:19:18,224 --> 01:19:19,993
He came on a summer's day

1219
01:19:20,460 --> 01:19:22,962
Bringing gifts from far away

1220
01:19:25,310 --> 01:19:27,500
Like the child I put in your mother...

1221
01:19:27,667 --> 01:19:29,602
or the freedom you brought Gamora.

1222
01:19:31,738 --> 01:19:34,808
Brandy, you're a fine girl

1223
01:19:34,941 --> 01:19:37,610
What a good wife you would be

1224
01:19:38,712 --> 01:19:41,348
My life, my love

1225
01:19:41,514 --> 01:19:44,784
My lady is the sea

1226
01:19:44,951 --> 01:19:46,786
The sea calls the sailor back.

1227
01:19:46,953 --> 01:19:49,489
He loves the girl, but that's not his place.

1228
01:19:50,256 --> 01:19:54,194
The sea calls upon him
as history calls upon great men.

1229
01:19:55,462 --> 01:19:58,932
And sometimes we are deprived
the pleasures of mortals.

1230
01:19:59,566 --> 01:20:01,668
Well, you may not be mortal, but me...

1231
01:20:01,835 --> 01:20:02,969
No, Peter...

1232
01:20:03,136 --> 01:20:05,710
death will remain a stranger to both of us...

1233
01:20:05,538 --> 01:20:07,640
as long as the light burns within the planet.

1234
01:20:08,675 --> 01:20:09,709
I'm immortal?

1235
01:20:10,243 --> 01:20:11,244
Mmm-hmm.

1236
01:20:12,450 --> 01:20:13,790
Really?

1237
01:20:13,246 --> 01:20:16,820
Yes! As long as the light exists.

1238
01:20:17,830 --> 01:20:20,320
And I can use the light
to build cool things...

1239
01:20:20,453 --> 01:20:22,789
like how you made this whole planet?

1240
01:20:22,956 --> 01:20:25,325
It might take you
a few million years of practice...

1241
01:20:25,458 --> 01:20:27,761
before you get really good at it. But, yes!

1242
01:20:27,894 --> 01:20:28,895
What!

1243
01:20:29,195 --> 01:20:32,665
Get ready for an 800-foot statue
of Pac-Man with Skeletor...

1244
01:20:32,832 --> 01:20:33,867
and Heather Locklear.

1245
01:20:34,340 --> 01:20:35,201
You can do anything you want.

1246
01:20:35,402 --> 01:20:36,669
I'm gonna make some weird shit.

1247
01:20:36,836 --> 01:20:40,600
But you know, Peter,
it is a tremendous responsibility.

1248
01:20:40,140 --> 01:20:42,676
Only we can remake the universe.

1249
01:20:42,842 --> 01:20:45,311
Only we can take the bridle of the cosmos...

1250
01:20:45,478 --> 01:20:48,314
and lead it to where it needs to go.

1251
01:20:49,482 --> 01:20:50,517
How?

1252
01:21:00,994 --> 01:21:02,362
Come with me.

1253
01:21:05,980 --> 01:21:06,266
(GASPS)

1254
01:21:08,334 --> 01:21:09,602
(SNORING)

1255
01:21:12,339 --> 01:21:13,940
Drax, Drax. Drax!

1256
01:21:14,374 --> 01:21:15,975
Drax! We need to talk.

1257
01:21:18,111 --> 01:21:19,946
I'm sorry.

1258
01:21:20,113 --> 01:21:22,315
But I like a woman
with some meat on her bones.

1259
01:21:22,482 --> 01:21:23,550
What?

1260
01:21:23,717 --> 01:21:26,953
I tried to let you down easily
by telling you I found you disgusting.

1261
01:21:27,153 --> 01:21:28,521
No, that's not what I...

1262
01:21:28,855 --> 01:21:30,390
(RETCHING)

1263
01:21:32,125 --> 01:21:33,526
What are you doing?

1264
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:36,463
I'm imagining being with you physically.

1265
01:21:36,629 --> 01:21:37,964
Drax...

1266
01:21:38,465 --> 01:21:39,632
I don't like you like that.

1267
01:21:39,833 --> 01:21:42,135
I don't even like the type of thing you are.

1268
01:21:42,302 --> 01:21:44,771
Hey! There's no need to get personal.

1269
01:21:44,904 --> 01:21:47,474
Listen! Ego's gotten exactly what he wanted.

1270
01:21:47,674 --> 01:21:49,409
I should have told you earlier.

1271
01:21:49,576 --> 01:21:52,579
I'm stupid. You are in danger.

1272
01:21:53,113 --> 01:21:54,748
(BOTH PANTING)

1273
01:21:58,351 --> 01:21:59,352
What is that?

1274
01:22:02,956 --> 01:22:06,393
Now, you need to readjust
the way you process life.

1275
01:22:06,626 --> 01:22:09,696
Everything around us, including the girl...

1276
01:22:09,863 --> 01:22:13,366
Everything is temporary.

1277
01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:16,336
We are forever.

1278
01:22:16,603 --> 01:22:17,971
Doesn't eternity get boring?

1279
01:22:18,104 --> 01:22:20,507
Not if you have a purpose, Peter...

1280
01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:22,642
which is why you're here.

1281
01:22:22,842 --> 01:22:24,944
I told you how all those years ago...

1282
01:22:25,111 --> 01:22:29,249
I had an unceasing impulse to find life.

1283
01:22:29,382 --> 01:22:33,453
But what I did not tell you was how,
when I finally did find it...

1284
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:35,388
it was all so...

1285
01:22:37,857 --> 01:22:39,726
disappointing.

1286
01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:43,563
And that is when I came...

1287
01:22:43,697 --> 01:22:47,400
to a profound realization.

1288
01:22:48,802 --> 01:22:52,872
My innate desire to seek out other life...

1289
01:22:53,473 --> 01:22:57,644
was not so that I could walk among that life.

1290
01:22:59,879 --> 01:23:01,140
Peter...

1291
01:23:02,820 --> 01:23:05,285
I have found meaning.

1292
01:23:15,762 --> 01:23:16,763
(GASPING)

1293
01:23:25,138 --> 01:23:26,506
I see it.

1294
01:23:28,942 --> 01:23:30,710
Eternity!

1295
01:23:31,144 --> 01:23:32,645
Oh, my God.

1296
01:23:43,256 --> 01:23:45,158
We need to get off this planet.

1297
01:23:45,558 --> 01:23:46,926
(ALL SCREAMING)

1298
01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:00,273
Oh, man.

1299
01:24:00,473 --> 01:24:02,776
Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted...

1300
01:24:02,942 --> 01:24:05,845
At that time, I was a Federal Express man.

1301
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:08,248
(ALL SCREAMING)

1302
01:24:12,152 --> 01:24:13,653
(BOTH GROAN)

1303
01:24:16,823 --> 01:24:18,992
What the hell you doing, boy?

1304
01:24:19,590 --> 01:24:21,161
I could tell by how you talked about him...

1305
01:24:21,294 --> 01:24:22,629
this Ego is bad news.

1306
01:24:22,796 --> 01:24:24,431
We're here to save Quill.

1307
01:24:24,597 --> 01:24:28,635
For what? Huh? For honor? For love?

1308
01:24:28,868 --> 01:24:31,805
No. I don't care about those things.

1309
01:24:31,938 --> 01:24:34,207
I wanna save Quill
so I can prove I'm better than him!

1310
01:24:34,341 --> 01:24:37,110
I can lord this over him forever.

1311
01:24:37,477 --> 01:24:38,645
(LAUGHING)

1312
01:24:38,945 --> 01:24:40,714
What are you laughing at me for?

1313
01:24:41,348 --> 01:24:46,860
You can fool yourself and everyone else,
but you can't fool me.

1314
01:24:46,219 --> 01:24:47,520
I know who you are.

1315
01:24:47,654 --> 01:24:49,823
You don't know anything about me, loser.

1316
01:24:49,989 --> 01:24:52,292
I know everything about you.

1317
01:24:52,826 --> 01:24:55,228
I know you play like
you're the meanest and the hardest...

1318
01:24:55,395 --> 01:24:56,763
but, actually, you're the most scared of all.

1319
01:24:56,896 --> 01:24:57,764
Shut up!

1320
01:24:57,964 --> 01:25:00,333
I know you steal batteries you don't need...

1321
01:25:00,467 --> 01:25:03,690
and you push away anyone
who's willing to put up with you...

1322
01:25:03,236 --> 01:25:04,504
because just a little bit of love...

1323
01:25:04,671 --> 01:25:07,974
reminds you how big and empty
that hole inside you actually is.

1324
01:25:08,341 --> 01:25:09,576
I said shut up!

1325
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:13,146
I know them scientists what made you,
never gave a rat's *** about you.

1326
01:25:13,313 --> 01:25:14,647
I'm serious, dude!

1327
01:25:14,781 --> 01:25:17,350
Just like my own damn parents who sold me...

1328
01:25:17,517 --> 01:25:19,386
their own little baby, into slavery.

1329
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:22,255
I know who you are, boy.

1330
01:25:22,455 --> 01:25:24,457
Because you're me.

1331
01:25:30,997 --> 01:25:33,660
What kind of a pair are we?

1332
01:25:34,401 --> 01:25:37,437
The kind that's about to
go fight a planet, I reckon.

1333
01:25:37,604 --> 01:25:40,674
All right, okay! Good. Wait.

1334
01:25:41,174 --> 01:25:42,475
Fight a what?

1335
01:25:44,444 --> 01:25:45,679
(GAMORA YELLS)

1336
01:25:46,980 --> 01:25:47,947
Who are you people?

1337
01:25:48,114 --> 01:25:49,820
What is this place?

1338
01:25:49,215 --> 01:25:50,216
Gamora, let her go!

1339
01:25:50,383 --> 01:25:52,452
The bodies in the caverns... Who are they?

1340
01:25:52,585 --> 01:25:54,921
You are scared.

1341
01:25:56,456 --> 01:25:57,557
(MANTIS COUGHING)

1342
01:25:58,425 --> 01:26:01,327
I call it the Expansion.

1343
01:26:02,429 --> 01:26:05,765
It is my purpose...

1344
01:26:05,899 --> 01:26:09,436
and now it is yours as well.

1345
01:26:10,303 --> 01:26:11,738
It's beautiful.

1346
01:26:13,600 --> 01:26:15,275
Over thousands of years...

1347
01:26:15,442 --> 01:26:18,578
I implanted thousands
of extensions of myself...

1348
01:26:18,745 --> 01:26:21,481
on thousands of worlds.

1349
01:26:21,614 --> 01:26:25,418
I need to fulfill life's one true purpose...

1350
01:26:25,585 --> 01:26:27,487
To grow and spread...

1351
01:26:27,620 --> 01:26:30,757
covering all that exists...

1352
01:26:30,957 --> 01:26:34,994
until everything is...

1353
01:26:36,396 --> 01:26:37,397
Me!

1354
01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:40,433
What did she do to me?

1355
01:26:40,633 --> 01:26:42,235
She already told me everything.

1356
01:26:42,402 --> 01:26:44,971
I only had one problem.

1357
01:26:45,672 --> 01:26:48,675
A single Celestial doesn't have enough power

1358
01:26:48,742 --> 01:26:50,710
for such an enterprise.

1359
01:26:50,877 --> 01:26:53,130
But two Celestials...

1360
01:26:53,146 --> 01:26:56,483
Well, now, that just might do.

1361
01:26:59,219 --> 01:27:00,587
The bodies...

1362
01:27:01,354 --> 01:27:03,623
are his children.

1363
01:27:04,190 --> 01:27:05,392
EGO: Out of all my labors...

1364
01:27:05,925 --> 01:27:07,794
the most beguiling was...

1365
01:27:07,994 --> 01:27:11,364
attempting to graft my DNA
with that of another species.

1366
01:27:11,498 --> 01:27:14,434
I hoped the result of such a coupling
would be enough...

1367
01:27:14,601 --> 01:27:16,436
to power the Expansion.

1368
01:27:17,504 --> 01:27:20,400
I had Yondu deliver some of them to me.

1369
01:27:20,173 --> 01:27:23,576
It broke the Ravager code,
but I compensated him generously...

1370
01:27:23,743 --> 01:27:27,514
and to ease his conscience,
I said I'd never hurt them.

1371
01:27:27,681 --> 01:27:30,250
I mean, that was true.
They never felt a thing.

1372
01:27:30,417 --> 01:27:33,720
But one after the other, they failed me.

1373
01:27:33,853 --> 01:27:37,724
Not one of them carried the Celestial genes.

1374
01:27:37,857 --> 01:27:39,250
Until you, Peter.

1375
01:27:40,360 --> 01:27:42,929
Out of all my spawn...

1376
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:47,200
only you carried the connection to the light.

1377
01:27:47,333 --> 01:27:50,236
We need to find Peter now,
and get off this damn planet.

1378
01:27:50,403 --> 01:27:53,600
Ego will have won him to his side by now.

1379
01:27:54,174 --> 01:27:55,608
- Then we just go.
- No!

1380
01:27:55,775 --> 01:27:58,440
- He's our friend.
- All any of you do...

1381
01:27:58,178 --> 01:28:00,347
is yell at each other. You are not friends.

1382
01:28:00,513 --> 01:28:01,881
You're right.

1383
01:28:02,382 --> 01:28:03,450
We're family.

1384
01:28:05,352 --> 01:28:06,886
We leave no one behind.

1385
01:28:10,357 --> 01:28:11,624
Except maybe you.

1386
01:28:12,225 --> 01:28:13,727
Oh, my God.

1387
01:28:14,427 --> 01:28:16,496
For the first time in my existence...

1388
01:28:16,663 --> 01:28:19,599
I am truly not alone!

1389
01:28:25,138 --> 01:28:26,306
What is it, son?

1390
01:28:29,676 --> 01:28:30,844
My friends.

1391
01:28:32,178 --> 01:28:36,249
You see, that's the mortal in you, Peter.

1392
01:28:36,549 --> 01:28:37,550
Yes.

1393
01:28:37,817 --> 01:28:40,920
We are beyond such things.

1394
01:28:41,540 --> 01:28:42,550
Yes.

1395
01:28:44,391 --> 01:28:45,625
- Now...
- But my mother...

1396
01:28:48,595 --> 01:28:50,897
You said you loved my mother.

1397
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:52,599
And that I did.

1398
01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:58,705
My river lily who knew all the words
to every song that came over the radio.

1399
01:29:00,507 --> 01:29:03,209
I returned to Earth to see her three times.

1400
01:29:03,343 --> 01:29:05,879
And I knew if I returned a fourth...

1401
01:29:06,460 --> 01:29:07,614
I'd never leave.

1402
01:29:08,715 --> 01:29:10,283
The Expansion...

1403
01:29:11,685 --> 01:29:14,200
the reason for my very existence,
would be over.

1404
01:29:14,187 --> 01:29:16,222
So, I did what I had to do.

1405
01:29:19,250 --> 01:29:22,429
But it broke my heart
to put that tumor in her head.

1406
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:27,867
What?

1407
01:29:28,340 --> 01:29:29,602
Now, all right...

1408
01:29:29,736 --> 01:29:31,404
I know that sounds bad.

1409
01:29:32,138 --> 01:29:34,107
(GROANING)

1410
01:29:43,416 --> 01:29:46,886
Who in the hell do you think you are?

1411
01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:48,588
You killed my mother!

1412
01:29:48,755 --> 01:29:49,789
I tried...

1413
01:29:49,956 --> 01:29:51,725
so hard...

1414
01:29:51,858 --> 01:29:53,360
to find the form...

1415
01:29:53,493 --> 01:29:55,895
that best suited you...

1416
01:29:56,620 --> 01:29:58,398
and this is the thanks I get?

1417
01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:02,602
You really need to grow up.

1418
01:30:06,272 --> 01:30:09,750
- (GASPS)
- I wanted to do this together...

1419
01:30:09,242 --> 01:30:11,177
but I suppose you'll have to learn

1420
01:30:11,277 --> 01:30:14,581
by spending the next thousand years
as a battery!

1421
01:30:14,981 --> 01:30:16,216
(TRANSMITTER BEEPING)

1422
01:30:16,316 --> 01:30:17,984
Finally! Rocket?

1423
01:30:18,151 --> 01:30:20,987
Keep that transmitter nearby,
so I can find you.

1424
01:30:21,154 --> 01:30:24,357
We're in an old piece of construction
equipment Yondu once used...

1425
01:30:24,524 --> 01:30:25,792
to slice open the Bank of A'askavaria.

1426
01:30:25,959 --> 01:30:26,826
Ego's unhinged.

1427
01:30:26,993 --> 01:30:28,495
ROCKET: I know Get ready,

1428
01:30:28,628 --> 01:30:29,929
Drop her, Kraglin.

1429
01:30:30,296 --> 01:30:31,531
(GRUNTS)

1430
01:30:48,515 --> 01:30:49,683
No.

1431
01:30:53,190 --> 01:30:54,788
(LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY
(YOU'RE A FINE GIRL)" PLAYING)

1432
01:31:00,827 --> 01:31:03,663
EGO: My life, my love

1433
01:31:03,830 --> 01:31:06,320
My lady is the sea

1434
01:31:08,201 --> 01:31:09,302
Peter...

1435
01:31:10,103 --> 01:31:12,305
this is the sea.

1436
01:31:14,374 --> 01:31:15,375
Oh...

1437
01:31:18,178 --> 01:31:19,512
(SCREAMING)

1438
01:31:22,215 --> 01:31:23,216
(ALL GASP)

1439
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:41,267
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

1440
01:31:49,275 --> 01:31:50,276
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1441
01:32:01,654 --> 01:32:02,655
(GROANS)

1442
01:32:03,256 --> 01:32:04,424
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

1443
01:32:07,494 --> 01:32:09,290
MAN: What is that thing?

1444
01:32:16,536 --> 01:32:18,405
Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!

1445
01:32:19,390 --> 01:32:20,400
(BABY GROOT GRUNTING)

1446
01:32:23,243 --> 01:32:25,912
I told you something didn't feel right.

1447
01:32:26,790 --> 01:32:28,381
"I told you so."
Just what I need to hear right now.

1448
01:32:28,548 --> 01:32:30,250
Well, I came back, didn't I?

1449
01:32:30,884 --> 01:32:32,185
Because there's an unspoken thing.

1450
01:32:32,352 --> 01:32:34,421
There is no unspoken thing.

1451
01:32:34,587 --> 01:32:36,189
What are you doing?
You could've killed us all!

1452
01:32:36,923 --> 01:32:38,491
Uh... "Thank you, Rocket"?

1453
01:32:38,625 --> 01:32:39,826
We had it under control.

1454
01:32:40,260 --> 01:32:42,328
We did not. That is only an extension...

1455
01:32:42,462 --> 01:32:44,531
of his true self. He will be back soon.

1456
01:32:44,664 --> 01:32:45,965
What's Smurfette doing here?

1457
01:32:46,990 --> 01:32:48,340
Whatever I need to do to get
a damn ride home.

1458
01:32:48,201 --> 01:32:49,436
She tried to murder me!

1459
01:32:49,602 --> 01:32:51,604
I saved you, you stupid fox!

1460
01:32:51,805 --> 01:32:53,390
He's not a fox.

1461
01:32:53,206 --> 01:32:55,275
- I am Groot.
- I'm not a raboon, either.

1462
01:32:55,442 --> 01:32:56,443
I am Groot.

1463
01:32:56,643 --> 01:32:58,440
"Raccoon." Whatever.

1464
01:33:01,548 --> 01:33:02,882
How do we kill a Celestial?

1465
01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:04,484
There's a center to him.

1466
01:33:04,617 --> 01:33:06,753
His brain, his soul, whatever it is...

1467
01:33:06,820 --> 01:33:08,210
Some sort of protective shell.

1468
01:33:08,455 --> 01:33:09,522
It's in the caverns...

1469
01:33:09,656 --> 01:33:10,657
below the surface.

1470
01:33:13,360 --> 01:33:14,861
- Yondu?
- (GRUNTS)

1471
01:33:16,963 --> 01:33:17,964
(QUILL GRUNTS)

1472
01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:21,968
(ALL YELP)

1473
01:33:23,536 --> 01:33:24,671
Thrusters are out.

1474
01:33:25,238 --> 01:33:27,730
Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid.

1475
01:33:27,240 --> 01:33:29,750
Otherwise, you'd have
delivered me to this maniac.

1476
01:33:29,242 --> 01:33:31,644
You still reckon that's the reason
I kept you around, you idiot?

1477
01:33:31,845 --> 01:33:33,179
That's what you told me, you old doofus.

1478
01:33:33,947 --> 01:33:36,160
Once I figured out
what happened to them other kids...

1479
01:33:36,182 --> 01:33:37,784
I wasn't just gonna hand you over.

1480
01:33:37,951 --> 01:33:39,552
You said you were gonna eat me.

1481
01:33:39,719 --> 01:33:41,121
That was being funny!

1482
01:33:41,955 --> 01:33:43,156
Not to me!

1483
01:33:43,323 --> 01:33:44,557
You people have issues.

1484
01:33:44,724 --> 01:33:46,426
Of course I have issues.

1485
01:33:47,394 --> 01:33:50,196
That's my freakin' father!

1486
01:33:50,397 --> 01:33:51,965
Thrusters are back up.

1487
01:33:52,966 --> 01:33:54,340
(EGO YELLING)

1488
01:34:01,875 --> 01:34:03,476
(ALL GRUNT)

1489
01:34:05,545 --> 01:34:07,714
- We should be going up!
- QUILL: We can't!

1490
01:34:07,914 --> 01:34:10,383
Ego wants to eradicate
the universe as we know it.

1491
01:34:10,550 --> 01:34:11,951
We have to kill him.

1492
01:34:12,118 --> 01:34:12,786
Rocket!

1493
01:34:12,952 --> 01:34:13,586
Got it!

1494
01:34:20,226 --> 01:34:22,662
QUILL: Whoo-hoo!

1495
01:34:27,867 --> 01:34:29,703
So, we're saving the galaxy again?

1496
01:34:29,869 --> 01:34:30,904
I guess.

1497
01:34:31,710 --> 01:34:32,720
Awesome!

1498
01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:36,376
We're really gonna be able to
jack up our prices...

1499
01:34:36,543 --> 01:34:38,211
if we're two-time galaxy savers.

1500
01:34:38,345 --> 01:34:40,914
I seriously can't believe
that's where your mind goes.

1501
01:34:41,114 --> 01:34:43,850
It was just a random thought, man.
I thought we were friends.

1502
01:34:44,170 --> 01:34:46,286
Of course, I care about the planets,
and the buildings...

1503
01:34:46,419 --> 01:34:48,188
and all the animals on the planets.

1504
01:34:48,355 --> 01:34:49,556
And the people.

1505
01:34:49,723 --> 01:34:50,924
Meh.

1506
01:34:51,424 --> 01:34:55,495
The crabby puppy is so cute.
He makes me wanna die!

1507
01:34:56,162 --> 01:34:57,897
(SILVER'S "WHAM BAM SHANG-A-LANG" PLAYING)

1508
01:35:00,266 --> 01:35:01,868
(SONG CONTINUES)

1509
01:35:08,274 --> 01:35:09,876
(SINGING ALONG)

1510
01:35:24,157 --> 01:35:25,725
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1511
01:35:33,233 --> 01:35:34,234
AYESHA: Pilots...

1512
01:35:34,401 --> 01:35:35,769
release envoy units.

1513
01:35:38,380 --> 01:35:42,750
Our sensors detect the batteries
are below the surface of the planet.

1514
01:35:43,943 --> 01:35:45,450
Dive!

1515
01:35:48,314 --> 01:35:50,500
(SONG CONTINUES)

1516
01:36:01,861 --> 01:36:03,363
Um... Captain?

1517
01:36:04,164 --> 01:36:05,565
Captain?

1518
01:36:05,632 --> 01:36:06,633
(TRANSMISSION BREAKING UP)

1519
01:36:10,503 --> 01:36:12,205
Tell me why Ego wants you here?

1520
01:36:12,706 --> 01:36:14,374
He needs my genetic connection
to the light...

1521
01:36:14,507 --> 01:36:16,710
to help destroy the universe.

1522
01:36:16,910 --> 01:36:19,790
He tried to teach me
how to control the power.

1523
01:36:19,245 --> 01:36:20,347
So, could you?

1524
01:36:20,513 --> 01:36:21,715
A little.

1525
01:36:21,881 --> 01:36:23,116
I made a ball.

1526
01:36:23,283 --> 01:36:24,284
A ball?

1527
01:36:24,417 --> 01:36:26,152
I thought as hard as I could.

1528
01:36:26,219 --> 01:36:27,787
It was all that I could come up with.

1529
01:36:27,954 --> 01:36:29,289
You "thought"?

1530
01:36:29,456 --> 01:36:31,558
You think when I make this arrow fly...

1531
01:36:31,725 --> 01:36:33,560
- I use my head?
- (GROANS)

1532
01:36:34,940 --> 01:36:35,950
(GRUNTING)

1533
01:36:37,163 --> 01:36:38,398
(ALL YELP)

1534
01:36:45,380 --> 01:36:46,373
Whoa.

1535
01:36:55,115 --> 01:36:56,116
There.

1536
01:36:56,282 --> 01:36:58,251
That's Ego's core.

1537
01:37:00,587 --> 01:37:02,255
GAMORA: That ore is thick, Rocket.

1538
01:37:02,389 --> 01:37:04,240
I got it covered.

1539
01:37:10,497 --> 01:37:11,831
We must hurry.

1540
01:37:11,998 --> 01:37:14,340
It will not take Ego long to find us.

1541
01:37:18,338 --> 01:37:19,539
Keep it steady.

1542
01:37:26,460 --> 01:37:27,981
We drill into the center, we kill him!

1543
01:37:34,521 --> 01:37:35,755
KRAGLIN: Captain?

1544
01:37:36,156 --> 01:37:37,190
What is it, Kraglin?

1545
01:37:37,357 --> 01:37:39,325
Hey, remember that Ayesha chick?

1546
01:37:39,859 --> 01:37:41,795
- Yeah, why?
- Uh...

1547
01:37:42,620 --> 01:37:43,263
Oh, hell!

1548
01:37:43,496 --> 01:37:44,731
(SILVER'S "WHAM BAM SHANG-A-LANG" PLAYING)

1549
01:37:51,271 --> 01:37:52,806
(ALL YELP)

1550
01:37:54,774 --> 01:37:55,775
(ALL GRUNTING)

1551
01:38:03,883 --> 01:38:05,485
Why aren't you firing the lasers?

1552
01:38:05,919 --> 01:38:07,654
They blew out the generator.

1553
01:38:07,787 --> 01:38:10,590
I think I packed a small detonator.

1554
01:38:10,757 --> 01:38:12,325
A detonator is worthless without explosives.

1555
01:38:12,459 --> 01:38:13,960
Well, we got these.

1556
01:38:14,694 --> 01:38:16,763
Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?

1557
01:38:16,963 --> 01:38:18,832
If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction...

1558
01:38:18,998 --> 01:38:20,667
throughout his entire nervous system.

1559
01:38:20,867 --> 01:38:21,634
Meaning what?

1560
01:38:21,835 --> 01:38:23,370
The entire planet will explode.

1561
01:38:23,503 --> 01:38:24,971
We'll have to get out of here fast.

1562
01:38:25,105 --> 01:38:26,706
I rigged a timer.

1563
01:38:27,674 --> 01:38:28,742
QUILL: Go!

1564
01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:37,830
(QUILL GRUNTING)

1565
01:38:42,956 --> 01:38:44,691
He's coming.

1566
01:38:46,126 --> 01:38:47,827
Didn't you say you could make him sleep?

1567
01:38:48,361 --> 01:38:50,764
When he wants. He's too powerful.

1568
01:38:50,897 --> 01:38:52,232
I can't!

1569
01:38:52,766 --> 01:38:54,634
You don't have to believe in yourself...

1570
01:38:55,335 --> 01:38:57,404
because I believe in you.

1571
01:38:57,604 --> 01:38:58,705
(GASPING)

1572
01:39:01,410 --> 01:39:02,750
(YELLS)

1573
01:39:09,783 --> 01:39:10,350
Sleep!

1574
01:39:15,121 --> 01:39:16,122
(GASPS)

1575
01:39:18,191 --> 01:39:19,759
I never thought she'd be able to do it...

1576
01:39:19,926 --> 01:39:22,162
with as weak and skinny as she appears to be.

1577
01:39:23,630 --> 01:39:25,999
I don't know how long I can hold him.

1578
01:39:29,302 --> 01:39:31,400
ROCKET: The metal's too thick.

1579
01:39:31,204 --> 01:39:34,474
For the bomb to work, we'd actually
need to place it on Ego's core.

1580
01:39:34,641 --> 01:39:36,910
And our fat butts ain't gonna fit
through those tiny holes.

1581
01:39:37,577 --> 01:39:38,578
QUILL: Well...

1582
01:39:41,381 --> 01:39:43,216
That's a terrible idea.

1583
01:39:43,383 --> 01:39:45,685
Which is the only kind of idea we have left.

1584
01:39:46,653 --> 01:39:48,154
(GROANS) Unbelievable.

1585
01:39:48,321 --> 01:39:50,523
"Rocket, do this. Rocket, do that."

1586
01:39:52,125 --> 01:39:53,593
(SIGHS) What a day.

1587
01:40:01,134 --> 01:40:04,771
All right, first you flick this switch,
then this switch.

1588
01:40:04,904 --> 01:40:06,720
That activates it.

1589
01:40:06,272 --> 01:40:08,740
Then you push this button...

1590
01:40:08,274 --> 01:40:11,311
which will give you five minutes
to get out of there.

1591
01:40:11,478 --> 01:40:12,746
Now, whatever you do...

1592
01:40:13,380 --> 01:40:15,782
don't push this button...

1593
01:40:15,949 --> 01:40:18,180
because that will set off
the bomb immediately

1594
01:40:18,118 --> 01:40:19,586
and we'll all be dead.

1595
01:40:19,719 --> 01:40:22,155
Now, repeat back what I just said.

1596
01:40:22,322 --> 01:40:23,990
- I am Groot.
- Uh-huh.

1597
01:40:24,257 --> 01:40:26,226
- I am Groot.
- That's right.

1598
01:40:26,393 --> 01:40:27,527
- I am Groot.
- No!

1599
01:40:27,961 --> 01:40:30,263
No, that's the button
that will kill everyone!

1600
01:40:30,430 --> 01:40:31,431
Try again.

1601
01:40:32,665 --> 01:40:33,833
Hmm...

1602
01:40:34,467 --> 01:40:36,236
- I am Groot.
- Mmm-hmm.

1603
01:40:36,469 --> 01:40:38,538
- I am Groot.
- Uh-huh.

1604
01:40:38,705 --> 01:40:39,639
I am Groot.

1605
01:40:39,806 --> 01:40:41,641
No! That's exactly what you just said!

1606
01:40:41,775 --> 01:40:43,410
How is that even possible?

1607
01:40:43,543 --> 01:40:45,779
Which button is the button
you're supposed to push?

1608
01:40:45,945 --> 01:40:47,470
Point to it.

1609
01:40:47,180 --> 01:40:48,114
No!

1610
01:40:48,515 --> 01:40:50,283
QUILL: Hey, you're making him nervous!

1611
01:40:50,417 --> 01:40:52,185
Shut up and get me some tape!

1612
01:40:52,352 --> 01:40:53,720
Does anybody have any tape out there?

1613
01:40:53,853 --> 01:40:55,622
I wanna put some tape over the death button.

1614
01:40:55,789 --> 01:40:58,692
I don't have any tape. Let me check.

1615
01:40:58,825 --> 01:41:01,528
Yo, Yondu... Ow!

1616
01:41:01,628 --> 01:41:03,797
Do you have any tape?

1617
01:41:04,300 --> 01:41:05,965
(QUILL GROANING)

1618
01:41:06,990 --> 01:41:09,169
Gamora? Do you have any tape?

1619
01:41:09,302 --> 01:41:10,370
Tape!

1620
01:41:10,503 --> 01:41:12,939
Never mind. Ow!

1621
01:41:13,873 --> 01:41:16,376
Drax, do you have any tape?

1622
01:41:16,476 --> 01:41:19,145
- (ROCKET COUGHS)
- Yes, Scotch tape would work.

1623
01:41:19,446 --> 01:41:21,381
Then why did you ask me
if Scotch tape would work,

1624
01:41:21,514 --> 01:41:23,160
if you don't have any?

1625
01:41:23,983 --> 01:41:25,218
Nobody has any tape!

1626
01:41:25,418 --> 01:41:26,753
Not a single person has tape?

1627
01:41:27,153 --> 01:41:28,154
Nope!

1628
01:41:28,355 --> 01:41:29,489
Did you ask Nebula?

1629
01:41:30,357 --> 01:41:31,240
Yes!

1630
01:41:31,224 --> 01:41:32,525
Are you sure?

1631
01:41:32,659 --> 01:41:33,993
I asked Yondu...

1632
01:41:34,194 --> 01:41:36,296
- and she was sitting next to him.
- I knew you were lying!

1633
01:41:36,396 --> 01:41:38,431
You have priceless batteries
and an atomic bomb in your bag.

1634
01:41:38,665 --> 01:41:41,670
If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you!

1635
01:41:41,234 --> 01:41:44,771
That's exactly my point!
I have to do everything!

1636
01:41:44,938 --> 01:41:47,440
You are wasting a lot of time here!

1637
01:41:49,909 --> 01:41:51,440
Whee!

1638
01:41:53,780 --> 01:41:55,715
We're all gonna die.

1639
01:41:57,417 --> 01:41:59,552
YONDU: Rear thrusters are out again!

1640
01:41:59,786 --> 01:42:02,489
- We're done for without that generator!
- (GRUNTS)

1641
01:42:06,693 --> 01:42:08,228
(GROANS)

1642
01:42:15,835 --> 01:42:17,700
Guardians...

1643
01:42:17,871 --> 01:42:19,539
perhaps it will provide you solace...

1644
01:42:19,706 --> 01:42:22,308
that your deaths are not without purpose.

1645
01:42:22,876 --> 01:42:24,444
They will serve as a warning...

1646
01:42:24,577 --> 01:42:26,980
to all of those tempted with betraying us.

1647
01:42:27,514 --> 01:42:30,316
Don't screw with the Sovereign.

1648
01:42:34,540 --> 01:42:35,155
This is gonna hurt.

1649
01:42:35,321 --> 01:42:36,823
Promises, promises.

1650
01:42:39,225 --> 01:42:40,293
(SCREAMING)

1651
01:42:43,763 --> 01:42:45,310
(ALL YELP)

1652
01:42:47,267 --> 01:42:48,680
Hey!

1653
01:42:48,535 --> 01:42:49,769
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

1654
01:42:52,672 --> 01:42:53,740
(GASPS)

1655
01:42:59,913 --> 01:43:00,914
No!

1656
01:43:01,514 --> 01:43:03,650
No! No! No!

1657
01:43:09,122 --> 01:43:10,230
QUILL: We're gonna blow!

1658
01:43:10,824 --> 01:43:11,825
(WHISTLES)

1659
01:43:13,827 --> 01:43:14,861
(GAMORA GRUNTS)

1660
01:43:15,395 --> 01:43:17,297
Peter! No!

1661
01:43:35,615 --> 01:43:36,716
(LAUGHS)

1662
01:43:37,217 --> 01:43:38,510
What?

1663
01:43:38,551 --> 01:43:40,553
You look like Mary Poppins.

1664
01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:42,122
Is he cool?

1665
01:43:43,923 --> 01:43:45,558
Hell, yeah, he's cool.

1666
01:43:46,326 --> 01:43:48,194
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

1667
01:44:14,354 --> 01:44:15,422
(GROANS)

1668
01:44:15,622 --> 01:44:17,590
Mantis, look out!

1669
01:44:29,703 --> 01:44:31,304
She's just unconscious.

1670
01:44:47,354 --> 01:44:48,922
How long until the bomb goes off?

1671
01:44:49,550 --> 01:44:51,424
In the unlikely event
that Groot doesn't kill us all...

1672
01:44:51,591 --> 01:44:52,759
about six minutes.

1673
01:44:57,797 --> 01:45:00,300
Kraglin, we need the quadrant
for an extraction.

1674
01:45:00,467 --> 01:45:01,468
T-minus five minutes.

1675
01:45:01,634 --> 01:45:02,802
Aye, Captain.

1676
01:45:06,673 --> 01:45:08,508
Somebody's gotta be up top
when Kraglin arrives.

1677
01:45:09,843 --> 01:45:11,344
Drax, take Mantis.

1678
01:45:15,949 --> 01:45:16,950
(SCREAMING)

1679
01:45:20,954 --> 01:45:22,922
- (ALL YELP)
- (SCREAMING)

1680
01:45:24,190 --> 01:45:25,392
Gamora!

1681
01:45:26,826 --> 01:45:27,827
(EGO GROWLS)

1682
01:45:28,695 --> 01:45:29,763
Peter!

1683
01:45:30,300 --> 01:45:31,231
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

1684
01:45:42,442 --> 01:45:44,440
(PANTING)

1685
01:45:44,577 --> 01:45:45,912
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1686
01:45:49,215 --> 01:45:50,583
(BOTH PANTING)

1687
01:45:56,560 --> 01:45:57,390
Get over it.

1688
01:45:57,857 --> 01:46:01,594
Come now, Peter.
I know this isn't what you want.

1689
01:46:02,262 --> 01:46:03,630
(YONDU WHISTLING)

1690
01:46:03,763 --> 01:46:08,134
What kind of father would I be
to let you make this choice?

1691
01:46:08,668 --> 01:46:09,703
(CONTINUES WHISTLING)

1692
01:46:24,584 --> 01:46:25,752
(GRUNTING)

1693
01:46:37,664 --> 01:46:39,666
Yeah! (GROANS)

1694
01:46:39,766 --> 01:46:43,403
EGO: Soon, Peter, we will be all there is.

1695
01:46:44,700 --> 01:46:47,140
So stop pissing me off!

1696
01:46:50,443 --> 01:46:51,678
(QUILL PANTING)

1697
01:46:52,912 --> 01:46:53,980
(GROANS)

1698
01:47:01,154 --> 01:47:02,422
(STRAINING)

1699
01:47:07,394 --> 01:47:08,962
We have to get up to the extraction point!

1700
01:47:17,137 --> 01:47:18,138
- Go!
- (YELLS)

1701
01:47:28,140 --> 01:47:29,820
(PANTING)

1702
01:47:29,749 --> 01:47:30,917
(STRAINING)

1703
01:47:39,926 --> 01:47:41,194
(ALARM BLARING)

1704
01:47:52,105 --> 01:47:53,106
(YELPS)

1705
01:47:57,377 --> 01:47:58,378
(STRAINING)

1706
01:48:04,818 --> 01:48:06,252
(CONTINUES PANTING)

1707
01:48:19,432 --> 01:48:20,433
(BOTH YELP)

1708
01:48:21,134 --> 01:48:22,202
(ROCKET GRUNTING)

1709
01:48:43,423 --> 01:48:45,910
(GROANS)

1710
01:48:46,593 --> 01:48:47,827
(YELLING IN PAIN)

1711
01:48:50,300 --> 01:48:51,640
(ROCKET GROANING)

1712
01:48:53,700 --> 01:48:54,701
(GROANING)

1713
01:49:01,574 --> 01:49:03,430
(GRUNTS)

1714
01:49:09,749 --> 01:49:10,817
(WHIMPERS)

1715
01:49:12,385 --> 01:49:13,787
(CRYING)

1716
01:49:17,557 --> 01:49:19,159
I told you...

1717
01:49:19,325 --> 01:49:23,163
I don't want to do this alone.

1718
01:49:24,640 --> 01:49:25,165
(SCREAMING)

1719
01:49:26,366 --> 01:49:27,400
You cannot deny...

1720
01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:31,838
the purpose the universe
has bestowed upon you.

1721
01:49:33,340 --> 01:49:34,341
(CHOKES)

1722
01:49:41,810 --> 01:49:42,782
OFFICER: Everyone, I need you to stay back!

1723
01:49:42,949 --> 01:49:43,950
What is that?

1724
01:49:45,185 --> 01:49:47,200
(ALL SCREAMING)

1725
01:49:59,699 --> 01:50:01,901
EGO: It doesn't need to be like this, Peter.

1726
01:50:04,700 --> 01:50:07,730
Why are you destroying our chance?

1727
01:50:09,843 --> 01:50:12,946
Stop pretending you aren't what you are.

1728
01:50:14,781 --> 01:50:15,782
One in billions.

1729
01:50:17,550 --> 01:50:19,386
Trillions. Even more.

1730
01:50:19,486 --> 01:50:20,720
(PANTING)

1731
01:50:21,755 --> 01:50:26,126
What greater meaning
can life possibly have to offer?

1732
01:50:28,795 --> 01:50:32,866
I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy!

1733
01:50:33,466 --> 01:50:35,368
I use my heart...

1734
01:50:51,951 --> 01:50:54,154
(FLEETWOOD MAC'S "THE CHAIN" PLAYING)

1735
01:50:56,222 --> 01:50:57,357
(QUILL GRUNTING)

1736
01:51:10,603 --> 01:51:14,307
You shouldn't have killed my mom,
and squished my Walkman.

1737
01:51:14,474 --> 01:51:18,780
And if you don't love me now

1738
01:51:18,278 --> 01:51:20,580
You will never love me again

1739
01:51:20,780 --> 01:51:23,650
I can still hear you saying

1740
01:51:23,817 --> 01:51:27,754
You would never break the chain

1741
01:51:27,954 --> 01:51:29,856
And if you don't love me now

1742
01:51:30,123 --> 01:51:32,692
You will never love me again

1743
01:51:33,426 --> 01:51:37,597
I can still hear you saying

1744
01:51:37,797 --> 01:51:40,567
You would never break the chain

1745
01:51:40,734 --> 01:51:43,203
And if you don't love me now

1746
01:51:43,336 --> 01:51:46,339
You will never love me again

1747
01:51:46,539 --> 01:51:49,275
I can still hear you saying

1748
01:51:49,376 --> 01:51:51,945
You would never break the chain

1749
01:51:54,614 --> 01:51:57,550
Groot? If you can hear me, hurry up!

1750
01:51:57,717 --> 01:52:00,754
I'm not sure how long Quill
can keep him distracted!

1751
01:52:01,221 --> 01:52:02,789
Groot, hurry!

1752
01:52:30,717 --> 01:52:31,718
(GRUNTS)

1753
01:52:41,294 --> 01:52:42,562
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1754
01:52:45,832 --> 01:52:46,966
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1755
01:52:58,545 --> 01:53:00,714
Yondu, we're about to blow!

1756
01:53:00,980 --> 01:53:02,349
Get to the ship!

1757
01:53:02,515 --> 01:53:03,550
Not without Quill!

1758
01:53:03,983 --> 01:53:05,885
You need to take care of the twig!

1759
01:53:07,220 --> 01:53:08,955
Not without you!

1760
01:53:10,190 --> 01:53:13,526
I ain't done nothin' right
my whole damn life, rat.

1761
01:53:16,863 --> 01:53:18,998
You need to give me this.

1762
01:53:20,433 --> 01:53:21,434
(SIGHS)

1763
01:53:27,240 --> 01:53:28,241
Uh...

1764
01:53:29,309 --> 01:53:31,778
A spacesuit and an aero-rig.

1765
01:53:31,978 --> 01:53:34,800
I only have one of each.

1766
01:53:39,552 --> 01:53:40,553
(SIGHS)

1767
01:53:46,393 --> 01:53:47,961
I am Groot.

1768
01:53:48,762 --> 01:53:49,829
What's that?

1769
01:53:51,564 --> 01:53:55,769
He says, "Welcome to the frickin'
Guardians of the Galaxy."

1770
01:53:56,336 --> 01:53:58,638
Only he didn't use "frickin'."

1771
01:54:04,944 --> 01:54:06,460
Bye, twig.

1772
01:54:07,947 --> 01:54:11,418
We're gonna need to have
a real discussion about your language.

1773
01:54:14,587 --> 01:54:15,588
(GROANS)

1774
01:54:18,725 --> 01:54:20,326
(GROANING)

1775
01:54:31,905 --> 01:54:33,139
(BOTH YELLING)

1776
01:54:52,659 --> 01:54:53,760
(BOTH GROAN)

1777
01:54:55,228 --> 01:54:56,629
(BEEPING)

1778
01:54:58,898 --> 01:54:59,899
(GASPING)

1779
01:55:06,139 --> 01:55:07,140
Where's Peter?

1780
01:55:07,974 --> 01:55:09,943
Rocket, where is he?

1781
01:55:10,677 --> 01:55:11,678
Rocket.

1782
01:55:11,845 --> 01:55:13,413
Rocket, look at me! Where is he?

1783
01:55:16,160 --> 01:55:17,170
Mmm...

1784
01:55:19,819 --> 01:55:22,188
No. I'm not leaving without him.

1785
01:55:25,825 --> 01:55:26,993
(GROANS)

1786
01:55:29,195 --> 01:55:30,196
I'm sorry.

1787
01:55:30,997 --> 01:55:33,800
I can only afford to lose one friend today.

1788
01:55:34,334 --> 01:55:35,335
Kraglin, go!

1789
01:55:36,236 --> 01:55:37,237
Wait...

1790
01:55:38,400 --> 01:55:39,572
Is Quill back?

1791
01:55:41,740 --> 01:55:43,510
Rocket, where's Quill?

1792
01:55:44,644 --> 01:55:47,914
(SHOUTING) Rocket, where's Quill?

1793
01:55:49,820 --> 01:55:50,316
Rocket!

1794
01:55:51,351 --> 01:55:52,185
Where's Quill?

1795
01:55:54,387 --> 01:55:56,322
Where's Quill?

1796
01:55:56,556 --> 01:55:58,240
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1797
01:56:04,698 --> 01:56:06,866
No, we need to stop it.

1798
01:56:12,380 --> 01:56:13,730
Stop.

1799
01:56:13,873 --> 01:56:15,442
Stop. Listen to me!

1800
01:56:15,642 --> 01:56:17,143
You are a god.

1801
01:56:18,712 --> 01:56:20,800
If you kill me...

1802
01:56:20,213 --> 01:56:22,716
you'll be just like everybody else.

1803
01:56:23,817 --> 01:56:25,485
What's so wrong with that?

1804
01:56:25,618 --> 01:56:26,553
No!

1805
01:57:17,237 --> 01:57:19,406
He may have been your father, boy,

1806
01:57:19,506 --> 01:57:20,940
but he wasn't your daddy.

1807
01:57:25,345 --> 01:57:27,681
I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right.

1808
01:57:28,748 --> 01:57:31,510
I'm damn lucky you're my boy.

1809
01:57:34,788 --> 01:57:37,323
- What?
- (CHUCKLES)

1810
01:57:47,901 --> 01:57:49,690
Yondu, what are you doing?

1811
01:57:49,235 --> 01:57:50,370
You can't.

1812
01:57:51,638 --> 01:57:52,639
Yondu!

1813
01:57:58,545 --> 01:57:59,979
No!

1814
01:58:04,584 --> 01:58:05,518
No!

1815
01:58:06,586 --> 01:58:08,188
Oh! Aww...

1816
01:58:08,855 --> 01:58:11,391
No! No!

1817
01:58:12,125 --> 01:58:14,270
Oh, no!

1818
01:58:30,877 --> 01:58:32,846
(SOBBING)

1819
01:59:08,882 --> 01:59:10,350
QUILL: I told Gamora...

1820
01:59:10,483 --> 01:59:12,385
how when I was a kid I used to pretend

1821
01:59:12,485 --> 01:59:14,287
David Hasselhoff was my dad.

1822
01:59:17,190 --> 01:59:19,793
He's a singer and actor from Earth,
really famous guy.

1823
01:59:21,394 --> 01:59:23,196
Earlier, it struck me...

1824
01:59:24,431 --> 01:59:28,568
Yondu didn't have a talking car,
but he did have a flying arrow.

1825
01:59:29,135 --> 01:59:31,438
He didn't have
the beautiful voice of an angel...

1826
01:59:31,604 --> 01:59:33,873
but he did have the whistle of one.

1827
01:59:37,577 --> 01:59:40,146
and hooked up with hot women...

1828
01:59:40,313 --> 01:59:42,282
and fought robots.

1829
01:59:44,984 --> 01:59:48,988
I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of
end up being my dad after all.

1830
01:59:49,155 --> 01:59:50,223
Only it was you, Yondu.

1831
01:59:56,896 --> 01:59:58,798
I had a pretty cool dad.

1832
02:00:01,801 --> 02:00:04,437
What I'm trying to say here is...

1833
02:00:05,438 --> 02:00:10,110
sometimes that thing
you're searching for your whole life...

1834
02:00:12,479 --> 02:00:14,781
it's right there by your side all along.

1835
02:00:14,948 --> 02:00:16,750
You don't even know it.

1836
02:00:24,357 --> 02:00:25,358
(SNIFFLES)

1837
02:00:28,862 --> 02:00:30,330
I am Groot.

1838
02:00:31,698 --> 02:00:33,466
He did call you twig.

1839
02:00:35,902 --> 02:00:37,237
Nebula...

1840
02:00:42,175 --> 02:00:44,144
I was a child like you.

1841
02:00:45,111 --> 02:00:49,182
I was concerned with staying alive
until the next day, every day.

1842
02:00:49,349 --> 02:00:52,318
And I never considered
what Thanos was doing to you.

1843
02:00:52,519 --> 02:00:54,254
I'm trying to make it right.

1844
02:00:54,421 --> 02:00:55,855
There are little girls like you...

1845
02:00:55,989 --> 02:00:58,825
across the universe who are in danger.

1846
02:01:01,494 --> 02:01:02,996
You can stay with us and help them.

1847
02:01:03,663 --> 02:01:05,965
I will help them by killing Thanos.

1848
02:01:06,166 --> 02:01:08,201
I don't know if that's possible.

1849
02:01:10,837 --> 02:01:11,838
(NEBULA GASPS)

1850
02:01:23,116 --> 02:01:25,251
You will always be my sister.

1851
02:02:09,562 --> 02:02:10,363
KRAGLIN: Pete!

1852
02:02:14,234 --> 02:02:16,200
Captain found this for you in a junker shop.

1853
02:02:16,136 --> 02:02:19,500
Said you'd come back to the fold someday.

1854
02:02:20,774 --> 02:02:21,908
What is it?

1855
02:02:22,750 --> 02:02:23,760
It's called a Zune.

1856
02:02:23,276 --> 02:02:24,911
It's what everybody's listening to
on Earth nowadays.

1857
02:02:25,780 --> 02:02:26,680
It's got 300 songs on it.

1858
02:02:26,813 --> 02:02:29,115
300 songs?

1859
02:02:34,254 --> 02:02:35,355
Wait.

1860
02:02:41,461 --> 02:02:43,363
Rocket grabbed the pieces,
and reassembled them.

1861
02:02:43,496 --> 02:02:45,965
I think Yondu would want you to have it.

1862
02:02:49,335 --> 02:02:50,704
Thanks...

1863
02:02:52,539 --> 02:02:53,773
Captain.

1864
02:03:20,467 --> 02:03:23,690
(CAT STEVENS' "FATHER AND SON" PLAYING)

1865
02:03:32,879 --> 02:03:35,615
It's not time to make a change

1866
02:03:36,716 --> 02:03:40,420
Just relax, take it easy

1867
02:03:40,587 --> 02:03:44,324
You're still young, that's your fault

1868
02:03:44,457 --> 02:03:47,360
There's so much you have to know

1869
02:03:47,494 --> 02:03:51,731
Find a girl, settle down

1870
02:03:51,865 --> 02:03:54,968
If you want you can marry

1871
02:03:55,135 --> 02:04:00,507
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy

1872
02:04:00,974 --> 02:04:02,509
(SONG CONTINUES)

1873
02:04:05,879 --> 02:04:07,213
They came.

1874
02:04:15,188 --> 02:04:16,723
What is it?

1875
02:04:17,357 --> 02:04:19,926
I sent word to Yondu's old Ravager buddies,

1876
02:04:19,993 --> 02:04:21,428
and told them what he did.

1877
02:04:25,198 --> 02:04:26,933
It's a Ravager funeral.

1878
02:04:39,946 --> 02:04:41,715
(GASPING)

1879
02:04:44,317 --> 02:04:45,218
Yeah!

1880
02:04:45,919 --> 02:04:47,387
Yeah!

1881
02:04:54,761 --> 02:04:56,596
He didn't let us down after all, Captain.

1882
02:04:57,597 --> 02:04:59,366
No, he did not, son.

1883
02:05:00,333 --> 02:05:01,801
He did not.

1884
02:05:08,541 --> 02:05:11,778
Fare thee well, old friend.

1885
02:05:14,214 --> 02:05:18,918
Yondu Udonta, I will see you in the stars.

1886
02:05:22,989 --> 02:05:24,958
He didn't chase them away.

1887
02:05:25,125 --> 02:05:26,226
No.

1888
02:05:27,260 --> 02:05:29,329
Even though he yelled at them.

1889
02:05:29,462 --> 02:05:30,997
And was always mean.

1890
02:05:33,633 --> 02:05:35,769
And he stole batteries he didn't need.

1891
02:05:41,374 --> 02:05:42,976
Well, of course not.

1892
02:05:48,782 --> 02:05:49,949
(BABY GROOT WHIMPERS)

1893
02:05:51,840 --> 02:05:52,419
(YAWNS)

1894
02:06:07,133 --> 02:06:08,301
What?

1895
02:06:09,200 --> 02:06:10,136
It's just...

1896
02:06:12,839 --> 02:06:15,442
some unspoken thing.

1897
02:06:24,617 --> 02:06:26,686
It's beautiful.

1898
02:06:28,154 --> 02:06:29,356
It is.

1899
02:06:30,857 --> 02:06:32,992
And so are you.

1900
02:06:34,994 --> 02:06:36,229
On the inside.

1901
02:06:38,310 --> 02:06:39,632
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1902
02:06:43,103 --> 02:06:44,838
Now there's a way

1903
02:06:45,380 --> 02:06:49,900
And I know that I have to go away

1904
02:06:50,710 --> 02:06:53,179
I know I have to go

1905
02:07:04,357 --> 02:07:06,493
(CHEAP TRICK'S "SURRENDER" PLAYING)

1906
02:07:14,667 --> 02:07:16,236
(WHISTLING)

1907
02:07:32,686 --> 02:07:34,187
(DRAX SCREAMING)

1908
02:08:32,345 --> 02:08:33,446
You know, it's a shame...

1909
02:08:33,580 --> 02:08:37,951
that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu
to bring us all together again.

1910
02:08:38,118 --> 02:08:41,321
But I think he'd be proud knowing
that we are back as a team.

1911
02:08:41,988 --> 02:08:43,230
I'm in.

1912
02:08:43,223 --> 02:08:44,570
Dope.

1913
02:08:44,224 --> 02:08:46,326
I miss you guys so much!

1914
02:08:46,459 --> 02:08:47,660
Hell, yes.

1915
02:08:50,797 --> 02:08:52,699
What say we steal some shit?

1916
02:08:55,100 --> 02:08:57,437
(PARLIAMENT'S "FLASHLIGHT" PLAYING)

1917
02:11:11,905 --> 02:11:13,807
High Priestess, the Council is waiting.

1918
02:11:15,750 --> 02:11:18,144
They are perturbed I've wasted our resources.

1919
02:11:22,816 --> 02:11:25,785
When they see what I have created here...

1920
02:11:25,952 --> 02:11:27,921
their wrath will dissipate.

1921
02:11:29,189 --> 02:11:32,192
It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am?

1922
02:11:33,593 --> 02:11:34,794
That, my child...

1923
02:11:34,994 --> 02:11:36,796
is the next step in our evolution.

1924
02:11:36,996 --> 02:11:40,166
More powerful, more beautiful...

1925
02:11:40,300 --> 02:11:44,371
more capable of destroying
the Guardians of the Galaxy.

1926
02:11:47,400 --> 02:11:49,476
I think I shall call him...

1927
02:11:51,311 --> 02:11:52,712
Adam.

1928
02:11:53,980 --> 02:11:57,250
(THE SNEEPERS FT. DAVID HASSELHOFF'S
"GUARDIANS INFERNO" PLAYING)

1929
02:13:54,701 --> 02:13:56,169
Ugh, dude.

1930
02:13:57,103 --> 02:13:58,705
Seriously?

1931
02:13:58,872 --> 02:14:00,807
You gotta clean up your room.
It's a complete mess.

1932
02:14:00,940 --> 02:14:02,375
I am Groot.

1933
02:14:02,542 --> 02:14:04,477
I am not boring. You're boring.

1934
02:14:04,644 --> 02:14:05,478
You know what's boring?

1935
02:14:05,645 --> 02:14:08,782
Sitting there,
playing that mind-numbing game.

1936
02:14:08,948 --> 02:14:12,552
What's boring is me tripping over
your vines every day!

1937
02:14:13,860 --> 02:14:14,320
I'm not boring!

1938
02:14:14,454 --> 02:14:15,455
I am Groot.

1939
02:14:17,157 --> 02:14:19,626
And now I know how Yondu felt.

1940
02:14:55,462 --> 02:14:57,664
HASSELHOFF: In these times of hardship...

1941
02:14:58,798 --> 02:15:00,834
just remember...

1942
02:15:01,468 --> 02:15:05,505
We. Are. Groot.

1943
02:15:08,775 --> 02:15:10,100
Hey, fellas.

1944
02:15:10,143 --> 02:15:11,845
Wait, where are you going?

1945
02:15:11,978 --> 02:15:14,347
You were supposed to be my lift home.

1946
02:15:14,514 --> 02:15:16,182
How will I get out of here?

1947
02:15:16,349 --> 02:15:17,684
Hey! Aw, gee...

1948
02:15:17,751 --> 02:15:20,487
I've got so many more stories to tell.

1949
02:15:20,653 --> 02:15:21,888
Aw, guys.

1950
02:15:22,220 --> 02:15:24,357
Oh, gee...