1 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:38,705 White SUV heading east on Alameda service road. 2 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,508 : Three Asian males. Request backup immediately. 3 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,743 Be advised. Shots fired, shots fired. 4 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,180 (WHOOPING AND LAUGHING) 5 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,482 (SIRENS WAILING) 6 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,218 (TIRES SCREECHING) 7 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:08,340 (SNORING) 8 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,400 (MUSIC) 9 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,446 (SPEAKING IN VIETNAMESE) 10 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:22,515 (MUSIC) 11 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:32,592 (MUSIC) 12 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:37,130 ANCHOR 1 ON TV: Cheryl, can you see how many suspects are in this car? 13 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:41,735 REPORTER: As far as I can see at this point, there are three sus- 14 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:43,603 Oh, this is just coming in. 15 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:45,939 Hancock! 16 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:56,316 What, boy? 17 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:58,651 Bad guys. 18 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:01,287 REPORTER: ... trying to cut them off. You can see them there. 19 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,623 They have their hands outside the white SUV, 20 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:07,394 shooting randomly on the freeway. 21 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:10,597 What, you want a cookie? Get out of my face. 22 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:12,766 ***hole. 23 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,769 What? You heard me. 24 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,310 ANCHOR 2: Please, stay off the freeway. 25 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:28,114 ANCHOR 1: I understand that there are three suspects in the white SUV... 26 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:29,916 ***hole. 27 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,465 (NECK CRACKING) 28 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:49,803 (GRUNTS) 29 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:54,207 (LUDACRIS' "MOVE *****" PLAYING) 30 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,216 Watch out! 31 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,652 Damn! 32 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,221 Damn it! 33 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,885 (CHATTERING IN VIETNAMESE) 34 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,355 (IN VIETNAMESE) Hancock!?! 35 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,392 Beat it, 'Soulja Boy!' 36 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:47,594 REPORTER: Hancock is in the car 37 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:50,263 and he appears to be negotiating with the gunmen. 38 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:52,832 (IN VIETNAMESE) He smells like a bar! 39 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,336 You pay for new roof! 40 00:03:56,503 --> 00:04:00,340 Fellas, hey. I don't give a shit what you did. I don't care. 41 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:01,741 Three guys in the car, 42 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,210 no girls, rave music. 43 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:05,879 Hey, I'm not gonna judge. 44 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:10,550 But if you don't pull over and give yourselves up quietly, 45 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:15,188 I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ***. 46 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:18,758 His head is going up your ***. And you drew the short stick, 47 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,394 because your head is going up my ***. 48 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,531 (IN VIETNAMESE) Shoot this ***hole! 49 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:30,637 Stop! 50 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:32,939 ♪ What the F%@ K? ♪ 51 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:39,790 ♪ (MARK "THE 45 KING" JAMES' "THE 900 " PLAYING) ♪ 52 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,418 (ALL GRUNT) 53 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:49,322 REPORTER: The department is on their way. There's just chaos here on the 105. 54 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,827 (ALL SCREAMING) 55 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:02,635 (SPEAKS IN JAPANESE) 56 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,710 MAN IN ENGLISH: What? I'm not Japanese, man! 57 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,272 Put us down! 58 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,743 Oh, now you "speaky Engly," huh? "Speaky Engly" now? 59 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:12,278 (SCREAMING) 60 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,447 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 61 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:23,423 You broke my glasses. 62 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,825 I'm sorry! Take my Ray-Bans! 63 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:29,129 Put us down! Huh? You want down? 64 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:30,797 - MAN 1: Yes, please! Please! - MAN 2: Help me! 65 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:34,367 I'm real good at down. I'm real good at down. 66 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:35,869 All right? All right. 67 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:45,478 REPORTER ON TV: This, Hancock's latest act of so-called heroics, 68 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:47,714 took a hefty financial toll. 69 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:53,520 Initial damage estimates are said to top $9 million, which, if accurate, 70 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,855 represents a personal record 71 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:59,225 for the notoriously publicity-shy Hancock, 72 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:03,296 who, as usual, can't be reached for comment. 73 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:08,835 MAN 1: With all the cracks to the concrete, with all the bullets, the water damage, fires, 74 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,770 L.A. would be a lot better off if this guy 75 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,872 would just leave and let us get on with our jobs. 76 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,809 (MAN 1 SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 77 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,546 (JOHN LEE HOOKER'S "I'M IN THE MOOD" PLAYING ON RADIO) 78 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,820 (WOMEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 79 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,441 Hi. 80 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:50,944 All right, don't think I'm crazy, okay? 81 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,445 But we've been looking everywhere for you. 82 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:56,282 Going to the Roxy and the Viper Room and Jumbo's, 83 00:06:56,449 --> 00:07:00,860 anywhere we thought you would be at. I found you. 84 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:02,689 I got you. 85 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,592 So, what's it like when you fly? 86 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,532 No, what? I ain't gonna fly you. 87 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:16,136 I got a cousin, Narelle. She's my best friend in the entire world, 88 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:19,606 and I swear to God she would not be here today if it wasn't for you. 89 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,276 She crashed her car up in Malibu when you flew her to the hospital. 90 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,278 Remember? 91 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,314 I will break my foot off in your ***, woman. 92 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:34,120 You got a car? 93 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,922 Mm-hm. 94 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:47,400 (JOHN LEE HOOKER'S "I'M IN THE MOOD" PLAYING) 95 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,690 (CAR DOORS OPEN) 96 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,813 HANCOCK: Hey, uh, want a drink? 97 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,650 So this is where you live. Yep. 98 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,452 This is your hideout. 99 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:07,654 Your Batcave. 100 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,657 Your Fortress of Solitude. 101 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,993 Uh, it's a couple trailers I stuck together. 102 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,929 What's all this? 103 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,766 Jiffy Pop. Jiffy Pop. 104 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,535 What do you do with it? Pop it. 105 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,671 Jiffy Pop, pop. Hey, hey. 106 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,940 I like that. Yeah. Um, hold on. 107 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,609 Want me to give you something else to pop? 108 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,779 I didn't catch your name. Pop this, Superman. 109 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,587 MAN: Sir? Ray Embrey. 110 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,880 Ray. Pleasure. 111 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,725 So... Ray's like the Bono of P.R. 112 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:49,963 Well, actually I think Bono is the Bono of P.R. but I do try. 113 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,798 Well, let's see it. 114 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:55,402 Okay. I'll get right into it. Good morning, everyone. 115 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:59,105 I'm, um, here to talk to you about charitable giving. 116 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:01,508 Okay? And we all know the way that works. 117 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,477 You give one, maybe two percent of your net cash, 118 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,913 and you get an armband, or a wristband, or a ribbon 119 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,748 or whatever it is. It's nowhere near enough. 120 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:13,753 And that's why we at Embrey Publicity would like to offer you 121 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,922 the AllHeart symbol. 122 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:21,695 Now, you would be among a very select group of corporate giants 123 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:25,265 to bear this logo on your product. 124 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,000 And what this would say to the public 125 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,502 is that your company, Pharmatopsis, 126 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:34,400 has made a radical contribution to helping our world. 127 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,142 And here's all you need to do to qualify. 128 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:40,213 Your new TB drug, Mycodin? 129 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,516 We would like for you to give that product away for free. 130 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,618 (MUSIC) 131 00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:48,788 - Did you say "free"? - RAY: I did. 132 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:52,826 Only to those who really need it. 133 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:56,396 Only to those who without it would otherwise die. 134 00:09:56,629 --> 00:10:00,533 As a concept, free is kind of up there with, you know, lethal side effects. 135 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,135 Mandatory product recall. 136 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,737 MAN 1: Get indicted, go to jail. 137 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:06,239 Get out, work at IHOP for the rest of your career. 138 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,842 Understandable reaction. It's a radical concept. 139 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:13,346 But it is the brand that represents a fairer and better world. 140 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:14,814 The brand 141 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:18,585 that everyone is talking about. 142 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,687 Who is "everyone"? 143 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,490 We do already have a sports franchise. 144 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,825 MAN 2: NFL? NBA? MLB? 145 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:29,262 Soccer. MLS? Which team? 146 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:32,499 Well, it's a local team. Encino Hurricanes. 147 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,101 It's my son's team. 148 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:39,372 Anyway, we can save the world. 149 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:42,876 All right? Someone's just gotta go first. 150 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,512 What do you say? 151 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,716 Are you a crackpot? 152 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,180 (MUSIC) 153 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:01,394 Hey, hon. You're probably at the store. I am on my way. 154 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,730 I think I made a connection. 155 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,965 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 156 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,267 Not really. 157 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,903 Listen, tell Aaron that I'm coming and I... Damn it. 158 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:12,238 And I want some meatballs, okay? I need some Spaghetti. 159 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,973 Madness. I'll see you in about 20 minutes. 160 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,875 (BELL RINGING) (CAR HORNS HONKING) 161 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,913 Hey! What is it, National Horn Day? 162 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,148 Idiot. 163 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,840 (TRAIN HORN BLARING) 164 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,540 RAY: Hey. 165 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,956 Hey. Hey! 166 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,292 Move it. There's a train coming. 167 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,728 Do you not hear that horn? 168 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,397 Let's go! I got a train! 169 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,332 Move it! 170 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,802 Back your car up! There's a train! I can't go anywhere. Get out! 171 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,471 Son of a *****! 172 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,575 Fix the handle, Ray. Fix the handle. 173 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,682 MAN 1: Get out! 174 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,490 ENGINEER: Get off the track! Move! 175 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:07,293 MAN 2: Whoa! 176 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,196 RAY: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 177 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,998 (CROWD CLAMORING) 178 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,434 - MAN 3: Let's get him out. - MAN 4: Get him out of there. 179 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,102 MAN 5: Somebody help him. You all right? 180 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,773 WOMAN: Please, that guy's still in there. 181 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,442 You sure? 182 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:25,278 WOMAN: Get him out of there! 183 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,140 (MUSIC) 184 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,353 MAN 6: Will you look at that? 185 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,324 (BRAKES SQUEALING) 186 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,560 (TRAIN CARS CRASHING) 187 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,900 Ah, Shit. 188 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:59,450 I'm all right. I'm okay. 189 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:03,883 All of you people blocking the intersection, 190 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,685 you're all idiots. 191 00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:08,988 You're the one that threw the dude's car at her. And what's with the train? 192 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,591 Why didn't you just go straight up in the air with the car? 193 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,360 (CROWD CHATTERING) 194 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,428 WOMAN 1: You've obviously injured that poor woman. 195 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,530 She's right. She should sue you. 196 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,666 WOMAN 2: Yeah, she should sue you. 197 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,702 Okay. Well, you should sue McDonald's because they ****ed you up. 198 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:25,238 You're an ***hole. 199 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,741 And I can smell that liquor on your breath. 200 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:31,770 - Because I've been drinking, *****. - MAN 1: You're a drunk ***hole! 201 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,712 WOMAN 3: You think you're such a hero. 202 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,810 WOMAN 4: ***hole! 203 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,717 WOMAN 5: You're nothing but an ***hole. 204 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,386 MAN 2: We don't need you in this city. 205 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,556 Some superhero you are! Fly off! 206 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,250 (RAY WHISTLES) 207 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,860 Shut up! 208 00:13:47,270 --> 00:13:48,595 Don't you people understand? I'm alive. 209 00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:51,865 I get to go home and see my family. I should be dead right now, right here. 210 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,568 Yeah, he could've gone straight up. Obviously, you should've gone straight up. 211 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:59,639 You know, and I was upside down for the train, but, uh... 212 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,430 No. Thank you. 213 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,279 Thank you very much, Hancock. Thank you. 214 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,715 Thank you, Hancock. 215 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,950 (MUSIC) 216 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,455 You're not flying by the Valley, are you? 217 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,661 MAN: Throw the ball! 218 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,732 Monte, one guy'll line up here, all right? Hike the ball. 219 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,680 This guy'll be right here and he says, "Hut!" 220 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:31,905 This guy'll drop back. Hut! Drop back. Chuck it. 221 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:35,675 Great. Thank you. 222 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,411 Nice aim. The driveway would've been better, but... 223 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,413 What's going on, Dad? Hey, buddy. 224 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,183 Daddy's had a little bit of a day. Look at you, huh? 225 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,684 I want you to meet somebody. 226 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:48,254 This guy here, dragging Daddy's car into the driveway. 227 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,358 Who's this? Hancock. 228 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,293 That's right. Hancock, this is my boy, Aaron. 229 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,162 Ray, what happened to the car? 230 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,997 RAY: Oh, boy. You would not have believed it. 231 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:02,168 I came this close to getting hit by a train. If it wasn't for that guy... 232 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:05,538 He saved my life. I mean... Hancock, this is my wife, Mary. 233 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,410 You believe that, pal? I almost kissed a train today. 234 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,809 Saw my whole life flash before my eyes. 235 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,512 He saved your life? He sure did. Thank you. 236 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,347 - Hey, you good? - RAY: I am good, yeah. 237 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,950 All right. Ahem. Keep it off the tracks. 238 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,852 I will, definitely. 239 00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:21,121 (MUSIC) 240 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,624 RAY: Um, hang on a... One second. 241 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,659 Hancock, you eat, yes? 242 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,194 Human food? Yeah. 243 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,696 - You like meatballs? - MARY: No. 244 00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,898 Aaron, sweetheart, he has to go and do other... 245 00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:34,340 I love meatballs. Yeah. 246 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,803 Who's so busy they can't have a meal, huh? And it's on us. Please. 247 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:40,407 I'm not even gonna take no for an answer. Get inside the house. 248 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,168 Why do you have an eagle on your hat? 249 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,502 HANCOCK: Uh... 250 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,710 Do you like eagles? 251 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,440 This guy's like a little talking machine, huh? 252 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,575 RAY: We don't have a lot of guests over here. 253 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,211 Look at that, huh? Hon, is the heat on? 254 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,247 - Heh-heh. - RAY: No? All right. 255 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,352 We started Spaghetti Madness about two years ago. 256 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:29,222 We do it every Thursday, and we have not missed a Thursday in... 257 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,623 Ever. Yeah. 258 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,590 Whoa. Ever? That's a long time. Yes, sir. 259 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,229 RAY: A very long time. That's some good meatballs, boy. 260 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,731 Aaron. 261 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,799 - Your mama's calling you. - AARON: Yes, Mom? 262 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,302 No. His name is Aaron. 263 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,938 Hey, Aaron, pal, how was school today, huh? 264 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,139 - AARON: Fine. - RAY: Yeah? 265 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,475 No more problems with that bully, Michael? 266 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,978 Michel. But not like a girl's name. Michel. That's right. No, no, I know. 267 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,714 - AARON: It's French. - RAY: Yeah. Michel, Hancock, is this... 268 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,251 Hancock? Michel is this neighborhood bully. 269 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,587 We've been trying to teach Aaron a little bit 270 00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:03,456 about conflict resolution. You know what I mean? 271 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:07,460 - Yeah. Turn the other cheek, all that? - RAY: That's exactly right. Mm-hm. 272 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,897 Well, just, uh, never turn that one, all right? 273 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,432 Never let them punk you. 274 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,234 AARON: Got it, Mr. Hancock. Aaron, eat your food. 275 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,904 The way you deal with bullies, you take your right foot, 276 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,974 bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump. 277 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,510 You don't have to do that, honey, okay? Seriously. 278 00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:24,744 It's a good idea. 279 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,781 You aim straight and make sure he can't use that thing 280 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:31,840 for nothing but a flap to keep the dust out of his butt crack. 281 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,686 Okay, please, just stop. 282 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,621 Michel is not a man, okay? 283 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:37,924 He's a little boy. And his parents happen to be going through 284 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,293 a really, really bad divorce, and that's why he's acting up. 285 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,362 And maybe you don't know this, but not everything 286 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,164 in this world gets resolved with brute force. 287 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,633 I got plenty. Not everything has to be bang, 288 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,134 - scream, blood, more blood. - RAY: I'm all set. 289 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:52,305 Baby, I got plenty. Angel! We're okay. 290 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,873 She watches so much news 291 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,643 that sometimes it gets to be a little too much. 292 00:17:56,976 --> 00:18:00,280 - You got a toilet? - RAY: Yep. Yeah, just past the fridge. 293 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,385 Are...? 294 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:11,458 Did he just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroom? 295 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,930 Do you want him to kill us all? 296 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,295 RAY: Thanks for coming on in. Good, right? Huh? 297 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,630 Very, yeah. Wanna say goodbye to him? 298 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,660 Bye, Hancock. Hey, all right, little buddy. 299 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,534 HANCOCK: Aah! 300 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,236 MARY: Are you okay? 301 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,171 It was a joke. Come on, Aaron. 302 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,730 HANCOCK: Hey, sorry. I was just trying to... 303 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,575 He got it. She didn't get it. 304 00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:31,244 I owe you more than I can say. You gave me my life back today. 305 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,580 Just hear me out for one second. I'd like to return the favor. 306 00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:36,349 Do you know what I do for a living? I'm in public relations. 307 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:40,120 You know what that is? Of course you do. We're image consultants. 308 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,690 We change the way people see products, companies, people, all that stuff. 309 00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:46,860 Listen, I see you on the news and I see you out there today, 310 00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:50,530 and it can't feel good that people, you know, hate you. 311 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,766 It's, uh, good to meet you, Ray. No, I'm sorry. 312 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,134 But hear me out. 313 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,503 People... Don't get me wrong, they should love you. 314 00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,872 They really should, okay? And I wanna deliver 315 00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:01,700 that for you. It's the least that I can do. 316 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,575 You know, you're a superhero. 317 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,778 Kids should be running up to you asking you for your autograph. 318 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,780 People should be cheering you on the streets, you know? 319 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,848 What the hell are you pricks looking at? 320 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,850 Oh, no, no, shh, shh, they're not... It's all right. 321 00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:12,686 They're not pricks, you know, they're just... They're people. 322 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,623 But I want you to give me one short pitch, you know? 323 00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:19,459 That's all I ask. Okay? 324 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,461 You use... 325 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,697 Put it under here? 326 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,232 Put it right there. Perfect. 327 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,135 E-mail me or whatever. You just fly on over, I don't know. 328 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,870 You know, I want you to think about it. 329 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,573 Okay, just be careful when you go. You sleep on it, all right? 330 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,875 You get back to me? 331 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,944 I'll be right here. All right. 332 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:42,582 Please don't stare, you guys. He's kind of one of us. 333 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,622 What about AllHeart? 334 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:53,930 RAY: It's a nonstarter, babe, you know? I'm chasing windmills with that. 335 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:56,429 Maybe I can't change the world but I can change this guy's life. 336 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,131 Think about all the good he can do. 337 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,266 I think you're wasting your time with this guy. 338 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,135 You really hate him. 339 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,472 Hate? I don't hate him, Ray. I don't even know the guy. 340 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:09,642 Just look at the news. You can see what he does. 341 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:13,413 I think he just needs people to care, you know? 342 00:20:15,115 --> 00:20:17,117 MARY: You see the good in everybody, Ray. 343 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:20,286 Even sometimes when it's not there. 344 00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:25,225 I have a feeling about this. Don't work with this guy. 345 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,927 (MUSIC) 346 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:31,131 I know this kind of guy. He breaks things. 347 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:22,575 (DOCTOR ALIMANTADO'S "BEST DRESSED CHICKEN IN TOWN" PLAYING) 348 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,517 (KIDS SCREAMING) 349 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:33,219 My bad. Everybody all right? 350 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:36,560 BOY: I'll go and get my mommy. 351 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:38,525 He is an ***hole. 352 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:41,227 (MUSIC) 353 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:48,680 What's your name, boy? Michel. 354 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,470 Oh. 355 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:54,741 You know who I am? My papa says you are an ***hole. 356 00:22:54,908 --> 00:22:57,677 Well, that's not really a nice word to call a person, is it? 357 00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,746 ***hole? Yeah. 358 00:22:59,913 --> 00:23:02,816 Because that could make someone very angry, 359 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,118 and, you know, maybe hurt their feelings. 360 00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:07,200 You behave like an ***hole. 361 00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:12,325 All right, uh... 362 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,270 Do you know Aaron? 363 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,329 (SPEAKS IN FRENCH) 364 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:21,868 Well, uh, seems to be a pretty good kid. 365 00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:25,205 Uh, just wanna ask you to lay off of him a little bit. 366 00:23:25,372 --> 00:23:27,107 Why, ***hole? 367 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,946 You're gonna stop calling me that. ***hole. 368 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:37,150 That's not my name. ***hole. 369 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:43,590 Call me a-***hole 370 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:45,158 one more time. 371 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:50,897 ***hole. 372 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,766 (MICHEL SCREAMS) 373 00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:56,360 How about you, thickness? 374 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:57,704 Goggles? 375 00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:01,775 RAY: Hancock! You son of a gun, I knew you'd come. 376 00:24:01,975 --> 00:24:03,376 Ask Mary. I had a feeling. 377 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,779 I said, he heard me and he's ready for a change. 378 00:24:05,979 --> 00:24:08,314 This is great. Did you do this? You come in a little hot? 379 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,383 Yeah, yeah. I'll meet you in the house. 380 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:13,586 I know you don't drive, but... Oh, damn it, Ray. 381 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:19,259 All right. You're all right. You're all right. You're all right. 382 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,161 (SOBBING) 383 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:24,431 Oh, stop crying, punk-***. Go ahead. 384 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:28,401 Not okay. Okay? He all right. 385 00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:31,805 Really not okay. This is some of the stuff we're gonna work on. 386 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,750 How do you think that conversation's gonna go down with his mom? 387 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:38,110 Landing like that in the street's also on the uncool side. 388 00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:41,448 No, that was already like that when I got here, Ray. 389 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,783 I live here. I know what the street's like. 390 00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:45,819 We're just gonna make those problems of the past. 391 00:24:46,190 --> 00:24:48,555 All right? I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public. 392 00:24:48,722 --> 00:24:49,756 Where's the wife? 393 00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:51,891 Uh, Mary took Aaron to his soccer game. 394 00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:54,270 Hancock, pulled some stuff up on YouTube. 395 00:24:54,194 --> 00:24:58,465 Surprisingly large amount of not-great stuff on you that's gonna be helpful. 396 00:24:58,631 --> 00:24:59,933 What is this? 397 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,836 That's me trying to change the world. 398 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,938 Unfortunately, not doing real well. 399 00:25:05,138 --> 00:25:07,730 Come on. Let's get to you. 400 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,676 This stuff was on YouTube. 401 00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,249 Those are children. 402 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,686 BOY: We've been waiting for a long time... 403 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:21,354 Get that camera out of my face. 404 00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:24,891 You ever, uh, put out an apartment fire, Ray? 405 00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:27,270 No, I haven't done that. I'm in P.R. 406 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,661 No. My *** was hot. 407 00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:31,731 All right. How about this? 408 00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:33,233 This is Walter, the gray whale. 409 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,360 Everybody remembers him stuck on the beach north of Zuma. 410 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,237 Along comes Hancock. 411 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,608 MAN: Hancock! 412 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,911 Whoa! 413 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,414 (WHALE GROANING) 414 00:25:48,682 --> 00:25:49,883 (CROWD SHOUTING) 415 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,720 I don't even remember that. Yeah. 416 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:57,230 Greenpeace does. Walter does. 417 00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,492 This all kind of gets redundant after a while, 418 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:02,796 but my basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is... 419 00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:04,631 Do you wanna hear it? No. 420 00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:06,132 You're an ***hole. 421 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,601 I know. I call it like I see it though. 422 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,771 It's not a crime to be an ***hole but it's very counterproductive. 423 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,940 Not a crime, but you are an ***hole, don't you think? 424 00:26:14,107 --> 00:26:15,775 Be careful. 425 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:19,179 All right, how about this? I've been thinking about something. 426 00:26:19,346 --> 00:26:21,981 This kind of goes to how you present yourself. 427 00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:23,817 Come on. Really? It's the middle of the day. 428 00:26:24,184 --> 00:26:25,452 What springs to mind 429 00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:28,880 when you see this? 430 00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:30,990 Homo. 431 00:26:33,193 --> 00:26:34,828 What about that? Homo in red. 432 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:37,970 (MUSIC) 433 00:26:38,465 --> 00:26:40,300 Norwegian homo. I'll give you that. 434 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:43,803 Let's move past the comics. Let's get into something a little deeper. 435 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:49,175 I think that deep down you behave badly because you're lonely. 436 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:52,278 I think deep down, you want people's acceptance. 437 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,982 Come on, now. You save people's lives, 438 00:26:56,149 --> 00:26:59,219 and they reject you, and so you reject them back. 439 00:26:59,386 --> 00:27:02,222 And it's a... Whoa. And we're gonna switch that cycle. 440 00:27:02,389 --> 00:27:04,190 We're gonna start fresh, start anew. 441 00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:08,294 This is outstanding. If you turn some of this power into willpower... 442 00:27:08,561 --> 00:27:10,697 Almost. And then he kicked it in. 443 00:27:10,864 --> 00:27:12,832 Hey, Hancock! We almost won. 444 00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:16,302 Yeah, we did. Okay, upstairs. I'm making lunch. Go change. 445 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:17,871 Hey, sweetheart. 446 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:20,840 Have you been watching the news? 447 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:23,810 No, we've been working on... Interfacing with the public. 448 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,945 MARY: This has been on all day. That's very good. 449 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:31,351 The law is the law, Mr. Hancock, and you are not above it. 450 00:27:31,518 --> 00:27:33,186 Felony destruction of property 451 00:27:33,353 --> 00:27:36,756 amounting to tens of millions of dollars, theft, and now this. 452 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:41,761 From where I sit, I see a selfish, self-absorbed man 453 00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:46,266 with a lot of muscle, but no regard for anyone but yourself. 454 00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:48,768 Mr. Hancock, let me remind you. 455 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:51,738 You are not above the law. 456 00:27:51,905 --> 00:27:56,843 You have failed to show at over 600 subpoenas in civil suits. 457 00:27:57,100 --> 00:28:00,680 Anybody else would be held in contempt. But, oh, no. Not you. 458 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,983 You may be a superhero, but let me tell you this: 459 00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:08,210 You're not nearly as strong as the U.S. Constitution. 460 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:09,689 Bank on it, buddy. 461 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,558 We do not condone the t... 462 00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:15,762 Genius. Things just got real. 463 00:28:15,929 --> 00:28:17,430 This is exactly what we need. This is perfect. 464 00:28:17,597 --> 00:28:19,990 Right now, there's a DA trying to figure 465 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:20,767 out how to come up here and put you in jail. 466 00:28:20,934 --> 00:28:23,470 ***** can try. I say you go. 467 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:25,710 Hm? 468 00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:27,700 (MUSIC) 469 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:29,609 People take you for granted, you know? We gotta make people miss you. 470 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:32,946 - People don't like you, Hancock. - AARON: I do. 471 00:28:33,113 --> 00:28:36,182 Two weeks, you know? The public will be clamoring for you. 472 00:28:36,316 --> 00:28:38,510 When they do, we'll be ready. 473 00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:40,220 And the worst-case scenario is I'm wrong and you 474 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:41,888 just... You know, you fly out of there. 475 00:28:42,655 --> 00:28:44,290 What do you got to lose? 476 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:53,466 (CROWD CLAMORING) 477 00:28:58,138 --> 00:28:59,506 (HANCOCK CLEARS THROAT) 478 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:05,779 "I apologize to the people of Los Angeles." 479 00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:09,482 My behavior has been improper and I accept the consequences. 480 00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:14,621 "I ask my fellow Angelenos for their patience and understanding." 481 00:29:14,621 --> 00:29:17,157 MAN 1: You're an ***hole, Hancock! 482 00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:18,358 MAN 2: ***hole! 483 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,994 (MUSIC) 484 00:29:21,294 --> 00:29:23,663 "Life here can be difficult for me." 485 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:25,965 After all, I'm the only one of my kind. 486 00:29:27,701 --> 00:29:30,170 During my incarceration, I will be participating 487 00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:32,539 "in alcohol- and anger-management treatment." 488 00:29:32,706 --> 00:29:34,841 (CROWD LAUGHING) 489 00:29:39,546 --> 00:29:40,714 MAN 3: You're a drunk bum! 490 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,170 "You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better." 491 00:29:44,184 --> 00:29:46,520 RAY: All right. 492 00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:48,321 (CROWD SHOUTING) 493 00:29:48,488 --> 00:29:50,790 (JOHN LEE HOOKER'S "SERVES YOU RIGHT TO SUFFER" PLAYING) 494 00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:53,727 MAN OVER SPEAKER: Good morning, ladies. Welcome to your new home... 495 00:29:55,729 --> 00:29:57,330 It is the duty of each of you 496 00:29:57,497 --> 00:30:00,867 to remember your inmate serial number. 497 00:30:01,201 --> 00:30:03,203 WOMAN: Turn to your right. 498 00:30:05,710 --> 00:30:06,720 Turn to your left. 499 00:30:06,573 --> 00:30:09,576 GUARD: Okay, scumbags. Let's go. 500 00:30:15,582 --> 00:30:17,917 WOMAN: Give me the hand, playboy. 501 00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:26,226 (ICE-T'S "COLORS" PLAYING) 502 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:39,500 CONVICT 1: I see you, punk! 503 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:42,409 (CONVICTS CHATTERING) 504 00:30:46,613 --> 00:30:48,715 (MUSIC) 505 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,460 Oh, I get it. 506 00:31:00,627 --> 00:31:04,640 I put some, uh... Most of you in here. 507 00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:06,232 CONVICT 2: Yes, you did. 508 00:31:06,399 --> 00:31:09,102 (CONVICTS CHATTERING) 509 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:13,730 I can understand you feeling some kind of way about that. 510 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:14,741 CONVICT 3: What? 511 00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:20,800 Uh, so I'm gonna do me and I'm gonna let you do you. 512 00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:22,415 I don't want no trouble. 513 00:31:23,216 --> 00:31:24,918 All right? 514 00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:27,870 I just wanna go to my cell. 515 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:30,900 - That ain't gonna happen. - CONVICT 4: Nope. 516 00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:32,559 Excuse me. 517 00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:37,330 Excuse me, please. 518 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:39,632 (CONVICTS LAUGHING) 519 00:31:40,767 --> 00:31:42,769 Deadly. 520 00:31:43,603 --> 00:31:47,173 If you don't move, your head is going up his ***. 521 00:31:55,148 --> 00:31:57,250 Y'all fellas sure you wanna ride this train? 522 00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,285 Choo, choo, ***hole. 523 00:31:59,452 --> 00:32:01,321 (FABRIC TEARS AND CONVICT YELLS) 524 00:32:01,488 --> 00:32:03,323 (CONVICTS SCREAMING) 525 00:32:03,523 --> 00:32:04,958 (SCREAMING) 526 00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:07,827 (QUINCY JONES' "SANFORD AND SON THEME" PLAYING) 527 00:32:21,374 --> 00:32:24,611 Did you shove a man's head up another man's ***? 528 00:32:31,518 --> 00:32:33,853 We're gonna... We're gonna circle back to that. 529 00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:37,390 The DA's office wants your sentence to run eight years. 530 00:32:37,557 --> 00:32:40,694 It's a big number, but not something we didn't anticipate. 531 00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:42,962 You know, our plan is... What are you doing? 532 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:45,632 Hey, hey, hey! 533 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,667 (MUSIC) 534 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:55,742 It sounded like you said they want me to spend eight years in this shithole. 535 00:32:55,909 --> 00:32:58,578 Eight is really more like four and a half with good behavior. 536 00:32:58,912 --> 00:33:00,714 But it's irrelevant 537 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,882 because with you out of the picture, 538 00:33:03,490 --> 00:33:05,685 and with the crime rate going up through the roof, 539 00:33:05,852 --> 00:33:08,521 the DA and the cops, they're all gonna 540 00:33:08,688 --> 00:33:09,823 call for your immediate release. 541 00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:12,592 They're gonna demand it. They're gonna ask for you. Where are you going? Sit down. 542 00:33:12,759 --> 00:33:15,395 Hey. Hey. Stop right there. 543 00:33:15,562 --> 00:33:16,763 Stop it. Hancock. Move. 544 00:33:16,930 --> 00:33:18,498 - Hancock! - GUARD: Get back! 545 00:33:18,665 --> 00:33:20,200 You're being a coward! 546 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,936 Who you talking to, Ray'? I'm talking to you. 547 00:33:23,103 --> 00:33:26,720 Who are you talking to, Ray? Stop pretending that you do not care. 548 00:33:27,507 --> 00:33:29,609 You have a calling. You're a hero, Hancock. 549 00:33:29,776 --> 00:33:33,613 You're gonna be miserable the rest of your life until you accept that. 550 00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:38,118 Trust me. Trust this plan, this process. Just stay in here. 551 00:33:38,618 --> 00:33:42,880 When they call, a hero's what we're gonna give them. 552 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:45,959 How we gonna do that, Ray'? 553 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,130 All right, guys, let's start sharing. 554 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,232 Don? You had something? Yeah. 555 00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:57,537 Yeah, I think I might've had a little bit of a breakthrough. 556 00:33:57,804 --> 00:33:59,372 CONVICT 1: Good for you. 557 00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:04,310 Yeah, I mean, I realized that breaking necks is... It's easy. 558 00:34:04,577 --> 00:34:09,916 But I'm sitting there and I'm staring at myself in the mirror, 559 00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:12,452 and I thought, "This is tough." 560 00:34:12,619 --> 00:34:13,920 CONVICT 2: Yeah, it sounds tough. 561 00:34:14,870 --> 00:34:15,121 (CONVICT CHUCKLES) 562 00:34:15,288 --> 00:34:16,423 Why do you always laugh? 563 00:34:16,589 --> 00:34:19,325 Picturing you looking at the mirror. It would scare the shit out of me too. 564 00:34:19,826 --> 00:34:23,897 Every time I'm talking, he completely ruins the cycle. 565 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,565 Now, let's watch the crosstalk, okay? 566 00:34:25,732 --> 00:34:28,101 I'm not gonna share anymore if he keeps doing that. 567 00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:29,602 No, no, no. 568 00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:31,838 - CONVICT 3: Keep sharing. - CONVICT 1: Let's move on. 569 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:33,907 Mr. Hancock, do you wanna share today? 570 00:34:35,975 --> 00:34:37,770 Pass. 571 00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:39,579 RAY: Your landing is your first impression. 572 00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:40,847 It's your superhero handshake. 573 00:34:41,181 --> 00:34:44,351 Don't come in too hot, okay? Don't come in too boozy. 574 00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:46,953 And don't land on a $100,000 Mercedes. All right? 575 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,856 People have to be happy that you've arrived. 576 00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:51,991 Mr. Hancock, your share. 577 00:34:52,926 --> 00:34:54,160 Pass. 578 00:34:54,327 --> 00:34:57,970 So you've used the door and the building's still intact. 579 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,766 People are happy that you've arrived. They feel safe now. 580 00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:02,102 There's an officer there and he's done a good job, 581 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:04,104 so you might wanna tell him he's done a good job. 582 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:07,173 What the hell did I have to come for, Ray, if he's done a good job? 583 00:35:07,340 --> 00:35:10,877 (THE METERS' "TIPPL-TOES" PLAYING) 584 00:35:18,510 --> 00:35:19,219 CONVICT: Oh, man! 585 00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:23,390 HOST ON RADIO: KBLA radio, AM 850. 586 00:35:23,556 --> 00:35:27,600 Today's big story, no surprise here: Hancock. What's your take? 587 00:35:27,227 --> 00:35:29,129 MAN: I, for one, have had enough of this guy. 588 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:32,799 I'm glad he's doing time around bars and I hope they don't let him off easy. 589 00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:34,534 Let my cousin Pookie out. 590 00:35:34,701 --> 00:35:37,504 You know, "I see that you don't wear a bulletproof vest, security officer." 591 00:35:37,671 --> 00:35:38,872 And I respect your courage, 592 00:35:39,390 --> 00:35:42,509 "because bullets don't bounce off you, they bounce off me." 593 00:35:47,847 --> 00:35:50,183 WOMAN: This city is being run by gangs and drug dealers. 594 00:35:50,350 --> 00:35:52,585 Hancock is the only guy who makes them shake in their boots. 595 00:35:52,752 --> 00:35:55,989 He doesn't always tie a pretty ribbon around it, but he gets the job done. 596 00:35:56,156 --> 00:35:57,357 Besides, he's hot. 597 00:35:57,524 --> 00:36:01,761 Let me hear you say it. Let me hear you say, "Good job." 598 00:36:02,429 --> 00:36:04,640 G... 599 00:36:04,531 --> 00:36:05,732 Goo... 600 00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:08,601 CONVICT 1: Mr. Hancock, would you like to share? 601 00:36:08,768 --> 00:36:14,740 Pass. Good. 602 00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:15,909 Good. 603 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,679 Good j... 604 00:36:19,846 --> 00:36:21,181 Good j... 605 00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:25,352 Good job. 606 00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:27,870 Good job. 607 00:36:27,721 --> 00:36:31,458 Jail watch, day five, and true to his word, Hancock remains incarcerated. 608 00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:33,693 Meanwhile, crime is still on the rise. 609 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:37,364 The L.A.P.D. is reporting increases of up to 30 percent 610 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:41,935 in the last five days that Hancock has been behind bars. 611 00:36:46,439 --> 00:36:49,209 Hancock! Hey, Hancock! Hey, little buddy. 612 00:36:49,376 --> 00:36:51,440 AARON: Hancock. We brought you something! 613 00:36:51,211 --> 00:36:52,245 HANCOCK: Hey, hey. 614 00:36:52,946 --> 00:36:55,315 Hey, what's up, Hancock? Whoa. 615 00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,117 Where's, uh...? Where's Ray? 616 00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:59,786 No, it's just us. Ray's working. 617 00:36:59,953 --> 00:37:01,955 Aaron really wanted to come and see you, 618 00:37:02,122 --> 00:37:05,325 so we just dropped by with some Spaghetti Madness. 619 00:37:05,492 --> 00:37:07,927 I should probably let the guard check for keys... 620 00:37:08,128 --> 00:37:12,650 No, no. Here. Okay. Here you go. 621 00:37:12,766 --> 00:37:15,435 Oh, you brought me meatballs, huh? 622 00:37:15,602 --> 00:37:20,306 Just dig in. Oh, man, look at that. Look at that. 623 00:37:24,444 --> 00:37:26,513 That's a good meatball. 624 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,914 Thanks, Hancock. 625 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:32,118 (MUSIC) 626 00:37:32,952 --> 00:37:34,354 Ray is a good man. 627 00:37:43,530 --> 00:37:45,932 Whatever this is you're doing, don't let him down. 628 00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:48,935 Okay? 629 00:37:51,204 --> 00:37:53,640 Okay. Well, we should probably go, buddy. 630 00:37:53,807 --> 00:37:56,810 - Already? I wanna stay with Hancock. - MARY: Yeah. 631 00:37:56,976 --> 00:37:59,779 Sweetheart, we have to go. Come on, say goodbye to Hancock. 632 00:37:59,946 --> 00:38:03,149 Here, Hancock. It's my favorite one, and I want you to have it. 633 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:05,518 - MARY: That was very sweet. - AARON: Thanks, Mom. 634 00:38:05,685 --> 00:38:07,287 Come here. 635 00:38:25,205 --> 00:38:27,974 CONVICT 1: Mr. Hancock, would you like to share? 636 00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:29,743 Pass. 637 00:38:29,909 --> 00:38:32,178 All right. Phillip? 638 00:38:34,848 --> 00:38:36,820 I love you guys, man. 639 00:38:36,249 --> 00:38:39,190 - CONVICT 2: We love you. - CONVICT 3: We love you too, Phillip. 640 00:38:39,185 --> 00:38:41,488 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 641 00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:04,577 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 642 00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:19,826 For when they call. 643 00:39:25,932 --> 00:39:28,101 I ain't wearing that, Ray. Yes, you are. 644 00:39:28,268 --> 00:39:30,300 Oh, no, I'm not. No, you are. 645 00:39:30,170 --> 00:39:31,371 Actually, I'm not, Ray. 646 00:39:31,538 --> 00:39:33,340 You think you're not, but you are. 647 00:39:33,506 --> 00:39:38,378 I will fight crime butt-*** naked before I fight it in that, Ray. 648 00:39:38,912 --> 00:39:42,282 You know, you have fought naked. We've got that. That's on YouTube. 649 00:39:42,449 --> 00:39:46,860 Hancock, this is a uniform. A uniform represents purpose. 650 00:39:46,252 --> 00:39:48,922 Doctors, policemen, firemen, right? 651 00:39:49,890 --> 00:39:51,624 It represents a calling. It's been two weeks. 652 00:39:51,791 --> 00:39:55,228 Yeah? Nobody out there is missing me, Ray. 653 00:39:55,528 --> 00:39:58,765 Just be patient. You gotta trust me on this. All right? 654 00:39:59,466 --> 00:40:01,568 (MUSIC) 655 00:40:25,658 --> 00:40:28,228 Perimeter breach, perimeter breach. 656 00:40:29,996 --> 00:40:31,131 CONVICT 1: ***hole! 657 00:40:31,331 --> 00:40:33,660 (CONVICTS SHOUTING) 658 00:40:33,233 --> 00:40:34,968 (ALARM WAILING) 659 00:40:35,235 --> 00:40:37,437 CONVICT 2: You're still a fake-*** punk. 660 00:40:52,619 --> 00:40:53,787 CONVICT 3: Damn! 661 00:40:53,953 --> 00:40:55,210 CONVICT 1: Mr. Hancock? 662 00:40:56,890 --> 00:40:58,124 It's your share. 663 00:40:59,693 --> 00:41:01,628 Pass. 664 00:41:03,663 --> 00:41:07,300 - Come on, man, try it. Let it out. - CONVICT 2: Come on, John. 665 00:41:07,467 --> 00:41:08,768 I don't have nothing. 666 00:41:08,935 --> 00:41:11,471 CONVICT 1: There's nothing on your mind? Come on, John. 667 00:41:11,638 --> 00:41:12,939 - CONVICT 3: It's cool, man. - CONVICT 4: Come on. 668 00:41:13,106 --> 00:41:14,507 CONVICT 5: Come on. Do it. 669 00:41:14,674 --> 00:41:15,842 CONVICT 6: First time for everything. 670 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:17,310 Feels good to release, now. 671 00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:19,212 CONVICT 7: Let it heal. Come on, man, try it. 672 00:41:19,379 --> 00:41:22,849 CONVICT 1: Come in here all these days, you don't have anything to share? 673 00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:29,389 I'm Hancock, and I drink and stuff. 674 00:41:32,459 --> 00:41:33,893 All right. Thanks for sharing. 675 00:41:34,861 --> 00:41:36,896 Okay. Thank you. 676 00:41:37,163 --> 00:41:38,698 - CONVICT 2: All right. - CONVICT 3: That's awesome. 677 00:41:38,865 --> 00:41:40,660 CONVICT 4: That's a clap. Yeah. 678 00:41:40,233 --> 00:41:41,901 CONVICT 5: There you go. Good share. 679 00:41:42,635 --> 00:41:45,338 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 680 00:41:46,906 --> 00:41:49,900 (MUSIC) 681 00:41:53,346 --> 00:41:54,714 (LOCK CLICKS) 682 00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:58,718 GUARD: Hey, Hancock. 683 00:41:58,885 --> 00:41:59,919 (GROANS) 684 00:42:00,860 --> 00:42:01,821 Come on, get up. 685 00:42:01,988 --> 00:42:05,250 You got a phone call. Take a message. 686 00:42:05,191 --> 00:42:07,394 It's the chief of police. 687 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,996 He says he needs your help. 688 00:42:16,436 --> 00:42:18,672 (MUSIC) 689 00:42:35,288 --> 00:42:38,792 REPORTER: The trapped officer's husband is Corporal Joseph Blake 690 00:42:43,963 --> 00:42:46,566 but apparently there are three suspects and... 691 00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:47,967 What's going on? 692 00:42:49,803 --> 00:42:50,970 I'm out! 693 00:42:51,638 --> 00:42:54,274 Stay down! Stay down! 694 00:42:54,441 --> 00:42:56,142 Stay down! 695 00:42:56,810 --> 00:42:57,911 Get out! Get down! 696 00:42:58,780 --> 00:42:59,245 Get it down! 697 00:43:04,617 --> 00:43:07,354 Let's go! Everybody's gotta get back! Let's go! 698 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,823 Back! Move! 699 00:43:22,635 --> 00:43:26,206 We got perimeters set up on the north, east and south sides. 700 00:43:26,373 --> 00:43:28,208 The west side is open. 701 00:43:28,441 --> 00:43:30,100 (MUSIC) 702 00:43:36,850 --> 00:43:39,452 Don't break the building, don't break the building, don't break the building. 703 00:43:47,627 --> 00:43:49,295 What? 704 00:43:53,733 --> 00:43:55,402 It's a little tight. What you got? 705 00:43:55,568 --> 00:43:59,572 Bank job. I got at least eight hostages. Four bad guys. 706 00:43:59,739 --> 00:44:01,908 I got an officer pinned down and we can't get to her. 707 00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:06,460 They been spraying the hell out of us all morning. And... 708 00:44:06,212 --> 00:44:09,649 They got some kind of heavy artillery. Fifty caliber or bigger. 709 00:44:09,816 --> 00:44:13,486 I don't know if that matters to you. No, I'm good. 710 00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:16,356 Oh, um... 711 00:44:19,993 --> 00:44:21,327 Good job. 712 00:44:23,663 --> 00:44:24,731 Good job. 713 00:44:25,310 --> 00:44:27,330 Really, good job. 714 00:44:34,874 --> 00:44:36,900 COP 1: Get down! 715 00:45:05,705 --> 00:45:07,474 It's Hancock! 716 00:45:14,981 --> 00:45:16,116 Take him out! 717 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:22,655 Good job! 718 00:45:22,655 --> 00:45:24,824 Do I have permission to touch your body? 719 00:45:24,991 --> 00:45:26,559 Yes! 720 00:45:27,927 --> 00:45:30,960 It's not ***ual. 721 00:45:31,598 --> 00:45:33,800 Not that you're not an attractive woman. 722 00:45:33,967 --> 00:45:35,335 You're actually a very attractive woman... 723 00:45:35,502 --> 00:45:36,803 ♪ Get me the f%Q k out of here! ♪ 724 00:45:42,242 --> 00:45:43,943 He's on the move! 725 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:47,247 (MUSIC) 726 00:45:58,191 --> 00:46:00,260 He's moving, he's moving! 727 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,104 Good job. 728 00:46:11,271 --> 00:46:12,772 - PARAMEDIC: Are you hit anywhere? - COP 2: My leg! 729 00:46:12,939 --> 00:46:14,441 Hancock! Good job. 730 00:46:14,607 --> 00:46:16,976 You said that. I need you to end this now. 731 00:46:25,552 --> 00:46:27,187 Check the flanks. 732 00:46:29,489 --> 00:46:30,657 Secure the perimeter. 733 00:46:32,192 --> 00:46:34,361 (WHOOSHING) 734 00:46:34,527 --> 00:46:36,129 Spread out! 735 00:46:36,296 --> 00:46:38,331 They're gonna come around the back. 736 00:46:38,498 --> 00:46:40,633 (MUSIC) 737 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,336 (WHOOSHING) 738 00:46:48,641 --> 00:46:50,430 (MAN SCREAMS) 739 00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:52,512 RED: What happened to him? 740 00:46:54,347 --> 00:46:57,384 Where'd he go? Where'd he go? 741 00:46:59,886 --> 00:47:01,488 (MEN SCREAM) 742 00:47:03,189 --> 00:47:06,590 What is happening? 743 00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:23,576 I heard you was in the slammer. Out early. 744 00:47:23,743 --> 00:47:26,413 Why's that? Good behavior. 745 00:47:27,347 --> 00:47:28,915 Do you know what this is? 746 00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:36,523 Um, I'm guessing it's some kind of detonator-type deal. 747 00:47:36,690 --> 00:47:40,600 There's 8 pounds of C-4 strapped to each and every one of them. 748 00:47:40,226 --> 00:47:42,295 This is a spring-loaded dead man's switch. 749 00:47:42,462 --> 00:47:44,970 If my thumb comes off it: 750 00:47:44,397 --> 00:47:45,432 Boom. 751 00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:50,603 And now, since we've had a little change of plan 752 00:47:50,770 --> 00:47:54,941 between the police showing up and you sucking out all of my associates, 753 00:47:55,108 --> 00:47:57,277 I want you to break into the vault. 754 00:47:57,577 --> 00:48:00,714 You'll find three quarter-ton pallets of small bills inside. 755 00:48:01,810 --> 00:48:02,449 Thirty million dollars. 756 00:48:02,716 --> 00:48:05,385 Wow. And you're gonna carry it for me. 757 00:48:05,552 --> 00:48:09,556 You are gonna get me safely away from here with the money, 758 00:48:09,756 --> 00:48:14,600 or else they'll be cleaning up these hostages with a mop. 759 00:48:17,163 --> 00:48:19,650 I'm gonna have to say no to that. 760 00:48:19,466 --> 00:48:20,500 Uh... 761 00:48:22,135 --> 00:48:24,137 I'm really trying to turn over a new leaf. 762 00:48:24,304 --> 00:48:27,700 I will blow up this entire building, you ***hole. 763 00:48:30,143 --> 00:48:32,479 I really don't like that word. 764 00:48:32,645 --> 00:48:34,614 I will blow them sky-high 765 00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:37,484 and their blood will be on your hands. 766 00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:43,156 Do you hear me, ***hole? 767 00:48:51,831 --> 00:48:54,334 Call me a-***hole 768 00:48:54,701 --> 00:48:56,202 one more time. 769 00:48:59,139 --> 00:49:02,308 ***... Aaaggh! 770 00:49:05,945 --> 00:49:08,281 - COP 1: Go, go, go. Move in! - COP 2: Go on, you're safe! 771 00:49:08,448 --> 00:49:10,850 - COP 3: Let's go. Let's go. - COP 4: Take it right in. Let's go. 772 00:49:11,170 --> 00:49:13,119 COP 5: Bring it around now. 773 00:49:34,507 --> 00:49:36,209 Keep your hand on that trigger. 774 00:49:37,977 --> 00:49:40,413 Good job. No. You, good job. 775 00:49:42,716 --> 00:49:44,751 Thank you. Good job. 776 00:49:46,419 --> 00:49:48,855 WOMAN: Hancock! 777 00:49:49,220 --> 00:49:51,570 (CHEERING) 778 00:50:01,334 --> 00:50:02,569 Wow. 779 00:50:32,632 --> 00:50:35,135 (RAY CHEERING) 780 00:50:35,769 --> 00:50:37,871 (MUSIC) 781 00:50:43,243 --> 00:50:46,146 Say hi to your fans. Look what you got. 782 00:50:46,913 --> 00:50:48,448 Here we go. This way. 783 00:50:48,615 --> 00:50:52,218 - Hancock. At the bank today, intense. - RAY: Thank you. 784 00:50:52,385 --> 00:50:54,154 Smile. 785 00:50:54,387 --> 00:50:55,455 WOMAN: Good job, Hancock! 786 00:50:57,991 --> 00:51:00,600 RAY: Hey. Boy, they'll let anybody in here, huh? 787 00:51:00,226 --> 00:51:02,996 Hancock, meet these guys. This is Mike Kilbourne and Jeremy Himmel. 788 00:51:03,163 --> 00:51:05,832 Huge fan. Huge. Gigantic fans. Insane! 789 00:51:05,999 --> 00:51:08,268 These guys are partners at the biggest ad firm on the West Coast. 790 00:51:08,435 --> 00:51:09,769 You never called, man. 791 00:51:09,936 --> 00:51:11,438 Yeah, actually, I have called. A couple of times. 792 00:51:11,604 --> 00:51:13,973 Water under the bridge, man. Water under the bridge. 793 00:51:16,943 --> 00:51:19,979 Could you guys get used to this or what? 794 00:51:21,915 --> 00:51:23,616 How'd you two meet? 795 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,870 Um, I was married once before. 796 00:51:27,253 --> 00:51:29,422 First wife... 797 00:51:29,589 --> 00:51:31,858 uh, she died giving birth to Aaron. 798 00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:38,164 It's another dinner. But, um... But, um... 799 00:51:38,365 --> 00:51:40,934 So there I am, I'm with this beautiful little baby. 800 00:51:41,101 --> 00:51:42,869 I don't know what the hell to do. 801 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,305 And I was in the supermarket, 802 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,941 and I'm in the baby aisle, 803 00:51:48,108 --> 00:51:50,677 and I've got a brand of diapers in each hand. 804 00:51:50,844 --> 00:51:54,814 I'm staring at them, but, you know, I don't know how I'm gonna get through the day. 805 00:51:56,116 --> 00:51:57,283 An angel... 806 00:51:57,450 --> 00:51:58,518 (CHUCKLES) 807 00:51:58,685 --> 00:52:00,820 Sees me. 808 00:52:02,622 --> 00:52:05,458 She knew. She was... She gave me this look. 809 00:52:06,993 --> 00:52:12,320 And even in the trance I was in, I knew that somebody somewhere 810 00:52:12,198 --> 00:52:14,234 was throwing me a little rope. 811 00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:16,690 You know? 812 00:52:16,236 --> 00:52:20,240 Starting that day, you really put my life back together. Right? 813 00:52:21,408 --> 00:52:25,378 You're drunk. So? Come here. 814 00:52:30,650 --> 00:52:32,218 What about you, buddy? 815 00:52:32,385 --> 00:52:34,354 You're from another planet, aren't you? 816 00:52:35,321 --> 00:52:36,690 No, man, I'm from Miami. 817 00:52:36,856 --> 00:52:39,225 You didn't come in on, like, a meteor or...? 818 00:52:39,392 --> 00:52:41,995 Nope. Woke up in a hospital, first thing I remember. 819 00:52:42,162 --> 00:52:46,166 Government hospital, yes? Experimenting on you and... 820 00:52:46,499 --> 00:52:50,103 No, Ray. Regular old Miami emergency room. 821 00:52:50,837 --> 00:52:53,707 Come on. Yeah, my skull was fractured. 822 00:52:53,873 --> 00:52:57,510 They told me I tried to stop a mugging. 823 00:52:57,677 --> 00:53:01,915 Somebody knocked you out. I guess I was a regular guy before, 824 00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:05,352 and when I woke up, I was changed. 825 00:53:06,519 --> 00:53:08,888 The hospital nurse tried to put a needle 826 00:53:08,922 --> 00:53:11,558 in my arm and it just broke against my skin. 827 00:53:11,725 --> 00:53:15,428 And then my skull healed in like an hour. 828 00:53:15,595 --> 00:53:19,199 The doctors were astounded, 829 00:53:19,366 --> 00:53:23,136 and they wanted to know my story. 830 00:53:23,303 --> 00:53:27,730 Just like you. But I couldn't tell them. I don't know who I am. 831 00:53:27,941 --> 00:53:29,909 Amnesia. 832 00:53:30,310 --> 00:53:32,545 You know, the blow to the head. 833 00:53:32,712 --> 00:53:33,980 Yeah, well, that's what they figured. 834 00:53:34,447 --> 00:53:37,884 You don't remember anything? No. 835 00:53:38,985 --> 00:53:41,821 Only thing I had in my pocket was 836 00:53:41,988 --> 00:53:46,259 bubble-gum, two movie tickets. 837 00:53:46,426 --> 00:53:50,630 Boris Karloff, Frankenstein. 838 00:53:50,563 --> 00:53:53,466 But no ID, nothing. 839 00:53:53,633 --> 00:53:58,338 I went to sign out, the nurse asked me for my John Hancock. 840 00:54:00,173 --> 00:54:01,975 I actually thought that's who I was. 841 00:54:03,143 --> 00:54:06,980 How come I didn't hear any of this, I didn't read about it in any newspapers? 842 00:54:07,147 --> 00:54:10,517 It was probably in the papers, uh, 80 years ago. 843 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,585 Eighty years ago? 844 00:54:12,786 --> 00:54:15,210 Oh, I don't age. This is it. 845 00:54:15,188 --> 00:54:18,240 - That's nice. - Gotta wonder, though: 846 00:54:20,427 --> 00:54:23,697 What kind of bastard must I have been... 847 00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:29,536 that nobody was there to claim me? 848 00:54:29,703 --> 00:54:31,671 (MUSIC) 849 00:54:34,107 --> 00:54:38,211 I mean, I'm not the most charming guy in the world, 850 00:54:38,378 --> 00:54:40,814 so I've been told, but... 851 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,884 nobody? 852 00:54:59,566 --> 00:55:02,350 Whoever it was they'd be dead by now, anyway. 853 00:55:04,370 --> 00:55:05,372 Hey. 854 00:55:05,538 --> 00:55:08,341 Hey, Mary. You all right, baby? 855 00:55:08,508 --> 00:55:12,245 Yeah. Too much wine. 856 00:55:12,512 --> 00:55:14,881 I am a lightweight. 857 00:55:20,887 --> 00:55:22,922 I'm sorry. 858 00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:28,428 You ain't do nothing. 859 00:55:33,233 --> 00:55:34,734 This was a nice dinner, Ray. 860 00:55:37,537 --> 00:55:41,608 It was a good one. Almost call this fun. 861 00:55:46,379 --> 00:55:48,615 RAY: That didn't tire you out at all, coming up the stairs? 862 00:55:48,782 --> 00:55:50,917 - HANCOCK: Not really. - RAY: I'm real spinny. 863 00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,200 Could've just flown me upstairs. 864 00:55:54,187 --> 00:55:56,856 I could've done without that. Get your shoes off here. 865 00:55:57,230 --> 00:55:59,225 All right, that's all you're getting off of me though. 866 00:55:59,392 --> 00:56:00,527 (RAY CHUCKLES) 867 00:56:03,530 --> 00:56:06,366 You believe in me, don't you, Hancock? 868 00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:09,569 Of course, Ray. I believe in you. Help me up here. 869 00:56:09,736 --> 00:56:11,771 I got something to say to you. 870 00:56:12,972 --> 00:56:15,642 Listen to me. This is important. 871 00:56:17,310 --> 00:56:20,814 You are like a Dodger Dog. 872 00:56:21,381 --> 00:56:23,249 It's something that people don't think that they're gonna like, 873 00:56:23,416 --> 00:56:26,386 and then they try it and they love it, right? It hits the spot. 874 00:56:26,553 --> 00:56:29,422 It's good for the soul. You're like the world's Dodger Dog. 875 00:56:29,589 --> 00:56:31,758 I don't know. But you know what I mean, right? 876 00:56:34,728 --> 00:56:36,262 You're gonna do great. 877 00:56:38,765 --> 00:56:40,600 You're gonna fix everything. 878 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,802 (MUSIC) 879 00:56:44,804 --> 00:56:48,608 You get some sleep, Ray. You sleep tight too. 880 00:56:49,342 --> 00:56:51,845 Hancock tucking me in. 881 00:56:54,748 --> 00:56:56,683 (SIGHS) 882 00:57:03,490 --> 00:57:06,920 All right, he's asleep. 883 00:57:06,259 --> 00:57:07,460 Oh. Ahem. 884 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:13,266 Okay, thanks. Good night. Uh, good night. 885 00:57:13,867 --> 00:57:15,301 Hm? 886 00:57:15,835 --> 00:57:17,370 I... Um... 887 00:57:19,172 --> 00:57:22,709 Look, I just don't want you to think that... 888 00:57:22,876 --> 00:57:26,312 That Ray, you know, drinks like that, because... 889 00:57:26,479 --> 00:57:28,715 Oh, no. No. This was just kind of 890 00:57:28,882 --> 00:57:30,850 a celebratory night. No, I understand. 891 00:57:31,170 --> 00:57:34,200 Yeah, yeah, I know that. Okay. 892 00:57:36,856 --> 00:57:40,226 The damn babysitter never cleans up after herself. 893 00:57:42,495 --> 00:57:44,497 (MUSIC) 894 00:57:59,790 --> 00:58:01,414 You have a bruise on your hand. 895 00:58:01,581 --> 00:58:04,584 Yeah, I don't... I don't know what that is. 896 00:58:06,219 --> 00:58:08,822 I've been feeling kind of funny. 897 00:58:12,926 --> 00:58:14,728 You... 898 00:58:15,662 --> 00:58:16,996 You should go. 899 00:58:22,569 --> 00:58:24,604 Getting late. 900 00:58:48,795 --> 00:58:50,797 (GRUNTING) 901 00:58:56,503 --> 00:58:58,138 (WHOOSHING) 902 00:58:59,639 --> 00:59:01,141 If Ray finds out about me... 903 00:59:03,476 --> 00:59:05,345 you're dead. 904 00:59:15,588 --> 00:59:17,691 (WHISTLING) 905 00:59:25,198 --> 00:59:27,333 (MUSIC) 906 00:59:51,725 --> 00:59:56,620 MARY: Joan, we're gonna take care of that, okay? Don't you worry. 907 00:59:58,640 --> 00:59:59,899 Hi, honey. 908 01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:02,680 Breakfast? 909 01:00:02,569 --> 01:00:05,710 Hancock sneezed, huh? 910 01:00:05,238 --> 01:00:08,408 Can you believe it? Achoo! It's amazing that you slept through that. 911 01:00:08,575 --> 01:00:11,411 You're a good sleeper. Holy shit. 912 01:00:11,745 --> 01:00:15,480 I'm not gonna say I told you so, but... 913 01:00:15,582 --> 01:00:18,318 You told me he was gonna sneeze a hole through the front of the house? 914 01:00:18,518 --> 01:00:19,919 I just said him being around... 915 01:00:20,860 --> 01:00:22,322 Oh, sweetheart, can you get that? Thanks. 916 01:00:22,522 --> 01:00:24,924 Oh, God, you strong man. I got it. 917 01:00:25,910 --> 01:00:27,394 But you don't worry about anything. 918 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:30,897 I already apologized to the neighbors. Called State Farm. 919 01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:32,532 Everything is taken care of. 920 01:00:33,233 --> 01:00:34,934 You just... 921 01:00:36,169 --> 01:00:39,390 enjoy that breakfast. 922 01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,409 What's this? Are we going on vacation? 923 01:00:42,575 --> 01:00:43,610 Mm-hm. Are we? 924 01:00:43,777 --> 01:00:45,110 Just the three of us. 925 01:00:45,178 --> 01:00:46,613 End of the summer? Tonight. 926 01:00:46,846 --> 01:00:48,948 Tonight? Spur of the moment. 927 01:00:49,115 --> 01:00:52,619 Tonight might be a little tough. Come on. The three of us? 928 01:00:52,786 --> 01:00:54,688 Me in a bikini? 929 01:00:54,854 --> 01:00:56,389 Sounds good. Let's go somewhere. 930 01:00:56,556 --> 01:00:59,893 HANCOCK: Knock, knock. 931 01:00:59,893 --> 01:01:01,761 - Gesundheit. - HANCOCK: Huh? 932 01:01:02,462 --> 01:01:06,966 I was just telling Ray here, I hope you're done sneezing, 933 01:01:07,133 --> 01:01:12,439 because I don't think our house could take much more of your sneezing. 934 01:01:12,605 --> 01:01:14,708 (MUSIC) 935 01:01:18,645 --> 01:01:22,716 Yeah, sometimes, uh, I sneeze when there's dust... 936 01:01:25,218 --> 01:01:27,320 or if I get really surprised. 937 01:01:28,121 --> 01:01:29,389 That's unfortunate. 938 01:01:29,556 --> 01:01:30,590 (PHONE RINGS) 939 01:01:30,757 --> 01:01:34,928 This is Kilbourne. Mike? How you doing? 940 01:01:35,595 --> 01:01:38,640 It was great to see you too. 941 01:01:38,231 --> 01:01:41,434 Yep. Well, um... 942 01:01:41,634 --> 01:01:44,400 Right. Go ahead, shoot. 943 01:01:45,305 --> 01:01:48,241 Okay. I got a pen right here. 944 01:01:48,508 --> 01:01:51,244 Right. No, I know. 945 01:01:56,282 --> 01:01:58,451 RAY: It's right here in my hand. 946 01:02:02,622 --> 01:02:04,257 Mm-hm. 947 01:02:05,959 --> 01:02:08,280 I am warning you. 948 01:02:08,194 --> 01:02:09,462 RAY: All right, go ahead. 949 01:02:12,999 --> 01:02:14,134 Okay, good. 950 01:02:15,350 --> 01:02:19,673 Now, um... And that's still in 310, right? 951 01:02:19,839 --> 01:02:21,700 Hang on one second. 952 01:02:21,841 --> 01:02:23,143 Do me a favor...? 953 01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,313 I'm sorry, Mike. Yeah. 954 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,349 We're gonna talk. 955 01:02:29,516 --> 01:02:32,452 Go away. 956 01:02:32,619 --> 01:02:36,523 RAY: Well, it is something that I'm really excited about. 957 01:02:47,967 --> 01:02:49,135 I'm gonna do this all day. 958 01:02:49,302 --> 01:02:51,400 Bong, bong, bong! Shut... Shut up. 959 01:02:51,204 --> 01:02:53,206 Bong! Um... 960 01:02:53,373 --> 01:02:54,874 I... I suppose... 961 01:02:55,410 --> 01:02:57,377 Fine. We'll talk, okay? We will. 962 01:02:57,577 --> 01:03:02,415 And when we're done talking, you go away and you leave my family alone. 963 01:03:03,550 --> 01:03:06,653 My place at 4:00. Whatever. 964 01:03:07,587 --> 01:03:09,255 RAY: It means, uh... 965 01:03:09,422 --> 01:03:11,240 Well, I'd rather not talk numbers now. 966 01:03:11,191 --> 01:03:14,260 I'd like to save them for the pitch. So let's just set a time. 967 01:03:14,427 --> 01:03:17,497 That's good with me. I will see you then. All right. 968 01:03:17,664 --> 01:03:20,567 Yeah, 3:30. Great. 969 01:03:20,867 --> 01:03:23,336 Hon, is it hot in here? 970 01:03:23,536 --> 01:03:27,507 (FREDDY FENDER'S "WASTED DAYS AND WASTED NIGHTS" PLAYING) 971 01:03:44,591 --> 01:03:47,761 He hurt you, didn't he? 972 01:03:48,728 --> 01:03:51,264 Come on, use your words. 973 01:03:51,431 --> 01:03:53,967 How did it make you feel? 974 01:03:56,803 --> 01:03:58,380 Sore. 975 01:03:58,738 --> 01:03:59,806 Bad. 976 01:04:00,874 --> 01:04:01,941 Bad. 977 01:04:02,108 --> 01:04:04,244 It's because he took your power. 978 01:04:04,411 --> 01:04:06,312 And you have to get your power back. 979 01:04:07,814 --> 01:04:12,252 And no one will give you your power back. You have to go out and take it. 980 01:04:12,419 --> 01:04:14,554 You understand me? 981 01:04:16,222 --> 01:04:18,158 We're gonna go find Hancock... 982 01:04:19,726 --> 01:04:22,128 and get your power back. 983 01:04:22,328 --> 01:04:24,431 (MUSIC) 984 01:04:41,140 --> 01:04:43,183 (MUSIC) 985 01:04:53,493 --> 01:04:54,828 Well, I'm here. 986 01:04:55,829 --> 01:04:57,364 Yup. 987 01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:06,373 You wanna do it? Do what? 988 01:05:09,943 --> 01:05:12,212 I don't have time for this, okay? You ask the questions, 989 01:05:12,379 --> 01:05:14,347 I answer them honestly, and then you leave L.A. 990 01:05:14,514 --> 01:05:16,116 I ain't leaving L.A. 991 01:05:18,651 --> 01:05:21,688 All right, all right. Jeez. 992 01:05:23,323 --> 01:05:24,357 Don't. 993 01:05:37,504 --> 01:05:39,239 Ask. 994 01:05:41,174 --> 01:05:43,376 You and I. "You and I" what? 995 01:05:43,543 --> 01:05:45,812 We're the same. No. 996 01:05:46,646 --> 01:05:48,148 I'm stronger. 997 01:05:48,915 --> 01:05:50,350 HANCOCK: Really? 998 01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:54,888 Oh, yeah. 999 01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:57,757 HANCOCK: Who are we? 1000 01:05:57,924 --> 01:06:02,696 Gods, angels. Different cultures call us by different names. 1001 01:06:02,862 --> 01:06:05,899 Now all of a sudden, it's "superhero." 1002 01:06:06,660 --> 01:06:09,703 Are there more of us? There were. 1003 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:11,204 They all died. 1004 01:06:13,239 --> 01:06:15,375 It's just the two of us. 1005 01:06:24,384 --> 01:06:25,518 What is this? 1006 01:06:29,522 --> 01:06:31,124 Who are we to each other? 1007 01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:34,294 We're brother and sister. That's a lie. 1008 01:06:35,762 --> 01:06:37,530 No, I'm your sister. That is a lie. 1009 01:06:37,697 --> 01:06:39,399 I'm your sister. That is a lie. 1010 01:06:39,566 --> 01:06:42,702 Sisters don't kiss brothers the way you kissed me last night. 1011 01:06:42,869 --> 01:06:44,204 You're lying, deal's off. 1012 01:06:44,371 --> 01:06:46,473 Let's go see how Ray feels about this. 1013 01:06:46,639 --> 01:06:48,775 MARY: Get your *** back here! 1014 01:06:48,942 --> 01:06:50,877 HANCOCK: I'm telling! 1015 01:06:56,216 --> 01:06:58,618 The AllHeart symbol will be known globally 1016 01:06:59,319 --> 01:07:00,820 as a symbol 1017 01:07:00,987 --> 01:07:05,892 that represents companies that are committed to changing the world. 1018 01:07:06,590 --> 01:07:08,495 They can give away their sustenance goods, okay? 1019 01:07:08,661 --> 01:07:10,964 Food, drugs, power, clothing, for free. 1020 01:07:11,131 --> 01:07:12,465 I thought we were talking about Hancock... 1021 01:07:12,632 --> 01:07:13,666 Number two. 1022 01:07:16,503 --> 01:07:18,805 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1023 01:07:24,844 --> 01:07:26,646 MARY: You stay away from me and my family. 1024 01:07:26,813 --> 01:07:29,249 You are not gonna do this to me again. 1025 01:07:29,416 --> 01:07:32,452 What? I don't know what you're talking about. 1026 01:07:32,619 --> 01:07:34,587 - Hey! - WOMAN: I love you, Hancock! 1027 01:07:34,754 --> 01:07:38,258 MARY: It can't work. It always ends the same way. 1028 01:07:38,425 --> 01:07:40,927 Persia. Greece. Brooklyn. 1029 01:07:41,940 --> 01:07:42,862 Brooklyn? I've never been to Brooklyn. 1030 01:07:43,163 --> 01:07:45,765 I have put up with your bullshit for the last 3000 years 1031 01:07:45,932 --> 01:07:47,834 and I am done! Done, you listening? 1032 01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:49,469 I don't know what you're talking about! 1033 01:07:49,636 --> 01:07:51,304 I am happy, Okay? Finally, I am happy! 1034 01:07:51,471 --> 01:07:53,173 Look at me! You are not gonna mess with that! 1035 01:07:53,340 --> 01:07:55,108 I don't know what you're talking about! 1036 01:07:55,275 --> 01:07:57,777 I hate to burst your little crazy-lady bubble, 1037 01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:02,615 but it must not have been all that great because I don't remember you. 1038 01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:09,989 Call me crazy... 1039 01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:13,360 one more time. 1040 01:08:13,626 --> 01:08:14,961 Cuckoo. 1041 01:08:24,237 --> 01:08:25,739 All right, hold it. All right. 1042 01:08:26,306 --> 01:08:29,750 You better not hit me with that truck. 1043 01:08:29,809 --> 01:08:31,878 For companies to qualify for the AllHeart symbol, they need 1044 01:08:31,878 --> 01:08:33,580 to prove that they are a leader in the global... 1045 01:08:33,747 --> 01:08:35,382 We wanna talk about Mr. Hancock. 1046 01:08:35,548 --> 01:08:37,517 RAY: That they are committed to bettering the world. 1047 01:08:37,684 --> 01:08:40,153 And they can do this in four different ways. This is how they... 1048 01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,389 (MUSIC) 1049 01:09:03,677 --> 01:09:05,578 (CROWD SCREAMING) 1050 01:09:18,425 --> 01:09:20,794 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1051 01:09:22,796 --> 01:09:25,699 The most important thing with AllHeart is brand recognition. 1052 01:09:25,865 --> 01:09:27,801 That's why I've mocked up these examples here 1053 01:09:27,967 --> 01:09:29,969 in Tokyo, London, Dubai, Paris. 1054 01:09:30,136 --> 01:09:32,205 (BOTH YELLING) 1055 01:09:41,715 --> 01:09:43,450 HANCOCK: Oh, no. 1056 01:09:43,983 --> 01:09:45,985 So we need maximum exposure, we need extreme market penetra... 1057 01:09:46,152 --> 01:09:47,220 Is it snowing? 1058 01:10:02,168 --> 01:10:03,670 HANCOCK: Stop. Stop it. 1059 01:10:03,837 --> 01:10:06,573 Stop. Stop. Stop! All right, let's just... 1060 01:10:06,806 --> 01:10:07,974 MARY: Get off me! 1061 01:10:10,577 --> 01:10:12,579 (MUSIC) 1062 01:10:14,614 --> 01:10:16,316 MARY: Get off me! 1063 01:10:17,183 --> 01:10:18,685 HANCOCK: Stop. Stop! 1064 01:10:18,852 --> 01:10:20,453 MARY: Get off! 1065 01:10:20,620 --> 01:10:22,220 Get off me! Listen to me! 1066 01:10:22,188 --> 01:10:24,524 I hate you! I am sorry! 1067 01:10:28,194 --> 01:10:32,499 Whoever I am, whatever I did... Look at me. 1068 01:10:33,433 --> 01:10:35,435 ...I'm sorry. 1069 01:10:35,869 --> 01:10:37,937 I don't remember. 1070 01:10:38,872 --> 01:10:41,274 You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. 1071 01:10:51,818 --> 01:10:53,620 MARY: Oh, my God. 1072 01:10:58,725 --> 01:11:00,660 (CRYING) 1073 01:11:36,429 --> 01:11:37,931 (WHOOSHING) 1074 01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:45,739 Why were you flying? You were flying, Mary. 1075 01:11:45,905 --> 01:11:47,340 (WHOOSHING) 1076 01:11:48,441 --> 01:11:49,776 Yeah, she was definitely flying, Ray. 1077 01:11:49,943 --> 01:11:51,277 Okay, I was flying. 1078 01:11:52,412 --> 01:11:55,480 And I'm very strong as well. 1079 01:11:55,215 --> 01:11:56,750 "We"? It's just the way we are. 1080 01:11:56,916 --> 01:12:00,200 Me and him, it's just us now. The others paired up and died. 1081 01:12:00,186 --> 01:12:03,890 You didn't say anything about the others pairing up at the trailer. 1082 01:12:03,256 --> 01:12:05,892 You were at his trailer. This is very hard to explain. 1083 01:12:06,590 --> 01:12:07,460 Great, I'm all ears, Mary. Me too. 1084 01:12:07,627 --> 01:12:10,430 Do me a favor, just give me and my wife one moment. 1085 01:12:10,597 --> 01:12:13,660 Don't bring it here, Ray. The adults are talking for one second. 1086 01:12:13,233 --> 01:12:14,901 MARY: Technically speaking... 1087 01:12:16,770 --> 01:12:17,937 he's my husband. 1088 01:12:19,105 --> 01:12:21,574 Holy shit. 1089 01:12:21,975 --> 01:12:24,778 - What? - MARY: We broke up decades ago. 1090 01:12:24,944 --> 01:12:27,914 Long before you were born. He just can't remember. 1091 01:12:28,810 --> 01:12:31,217 But you can, right? You knew? 1092 01:12:31,384 --> 01:12:33,887 That's something you might wanna bring up on a first date, Mary. 1093 01:12:34,540 --> 01:12:37,323 "I don't like to travel. I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal." 1094 01:12:37,490 --> 01:12:39,926 Okay, those are, like, some of the things you give a heads-up on. 1095 01:12:40,930 --> 01:12:43,997 Whatever we are, we were built in twos, okay? We're drawn to each other. 1096 01:12:44,164 --> 01:12:46,566 No matter how far I run, he's always there. 1097 01:12:46,733 --> 01:12:48,334 He finds me. It's physics. 1098 01:12:48,501 --> 01:12:51,237 What are you saying? Are you saying that you two are fated to be together? 1099 01:12:51,404 --> 01:12:54,307 I've lived for a very long time, Ray. 1100 01:12:54,741 --> 01:12:56,443 And the one thing I learned, 1101 01:12:56,609 --> 01:12:59,412 fate doesn't decide everything. 1102 01:12:59,946 --> 01:13:01,348 People get to choose. 1103 01:13:01,514 --> 01:13:03,817 And you chose 1104 01:13:03,983 --> 01:13:07,320 to let me think I was here alone. 1105 01:13:07,487 --> 01:13:09,589 (MUSIC) 1106 01:13:16,830 --> 01:13:19,432 I didn't think you'd miss what you didn't remember. 1107 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,336 Great. Now what? 1108 01:13:28,541 --> 01:13:30,977 I didn't plan for this. 1109 01:13:46,359 --> 01:13:48,461 (MUSIC) 1110 01:13:53,833 --> 01:13:55,335 ANCHOR ON TV: Prison authorities confirmed 1111 01:13:55,502 --> 01:13:59,205 that the prisoner uprising was led by Kenneth "Red" Parker, Jr. 1112 01:13:59,372 --> 01:14:02,709 Who was also the leader of last week's Spring Street bank robbery. 1113 01:14:02,876 --> 01:14:05,211 At least eight prisoners are not accounted for. 1114 01:14:05,378 --> 01:14:07,681 More information on the prison riot in Norvvalk. 1115 01:14:07,847 --> 01:14:11,840 Construction workers at the prison were attacked and knocked unconscious. 1116 01:14:11,251 --> 01:14:13,319 The prisoners stole the workers' clothes 1117 01:14:13,486 --> 01:14:16,189 and it is feared that at least some of them have escaped. 1118 01:14:16,356 --> 01:14:18,591 Parker is considered a criminal mastermind. 1119 01:14:18,758 --> 01:14:21,494 He is very effective at using psychological persuasion 1120 01:14:21,661 --> 01:14:24,164 to organize criminals from different backgrounds. 1121 01:14:24,330 --> 01:14:27,267 He is a former psychology professor from Stanford University. 1122 01:14:27,434 --> 01:14:30,170 While there, he organized a notorious criminal network 1123 01:14:30,336 --> 01:14:32,706 comprised of graduate students from diverse... 1124 01:14:32,872 --> 01:14:34,941 CLERK: Ninety-one ten. 1125 01:14:35,108 --> 01:14:37,444 Ninety-one ten? You gotta be shitting me. 1126 01:14:37,911 --> 01:14:39,346 Ninety-one ten. 1127 01:14:39,512 --> 01:14:41,915 HANCOCK: Highway robbery. 1128 01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:53,126 (SIGHS) 1129 01:14:58,631 --> 01:15:00,133 (SCREAMS) 1130 01:15:05,772 --> 01:15:06,906 What? 1131 01:15:07,730 --> 01:15:08,208 I'm taking the money. 1132 01:15:09,976 --> 01:15:11,411 Huh. 1133 01:15:11,611 --> 01:15:13,713 (MUSIC) 1134 01:15:15,115 --> 01:15:16,249 I can relate to that. 1135 01:15:18,651 --> 01:15:21,488 You know? If you want something... 1136 01:15:22,422 --> 01:15:25,458 nobody can stop you from taking it... 1137 01:15:26,559 --> 01:15:28,795 you just take it, right'? 1138 01:15:30,463 --> 01:15:32,332 I like that. 1139 01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:34,734 But can you take it? 1140 01:15:37,804 --> 01:15:40,774 My Zagnut bar versus your gun. 1141 01:15:45,245 --> 01:15:47,414 (ALARM WAILING) 1142 01:15:47,914 --> 01:15:49,282 Sorry about your window. 1143 01:16:04,197 --> 01:16:06,700 (MUSIC) 1144 01:16:29,789 --> 01:16:31,858 (MONITOR BEEPING) 1145 01:16:36,663 --> 01:16:38,465 - NURSE 1: I need Room 1020. - NURSE 2: Clear! 1146 01:16:38,631 --> 01:16:40,133 NURSE 1: I need Room 1020. 1147 01:16:43,403 --> 01:16:47,540 I need IV line, blood quality, CBC, electrolytes, a PT, and... 1148 01:16:47,707 --> 01:16:49,242 Where's his IV line? 1149 01:16:49,642 --> 01:16:51,745 HANCOCK: That's not gonna work. I'm in. 1150 01:16:53,213 --> 01:16:54,681 What's happening? 1151 01:16:57,550 --> 01:17:02,489 This just in. John Hancock has been rushed to Los Angeles General Hospital. 1152 01:17:02,655 --> 01:17:05,859 Hancock is in serious condition with multiple gunshot wounds. 1153 01:17:06,260 --> 01:17:08,194 No story yet as to how this happened to him, 1154 01:17:08,361 --> 01:17:10,330 but we will be continuing to cover this story 1155 01:17:10,330 --> 01:17:12,365 live as it unfolds. Reporting live from L.A... 1156 01:17:18,672 --> 01:17:21,574 - WOMAN 1: Any lead on the assailant? - MAN 1: Mr. Embrey! 1157 01:17:21,741 --> 01:17:23,743 MAN 2: Just a couple of questions, sir, please. 1158 01:17:23,910 --> 01:17:25,745 WOMAN 2: Can you describe how it happened? 1159 01:17:25,912 --> 01:17:29,282 From what I've heard, uh, he was trying to stop a robbery. 1160 01:17:29,449 --> 01:17:31,317 Do you know if special ammunition was used in the gun 1161 01:17:31,317 --> 01:17:32,786 that shot him? Some new bullet technology? 1162 01:17:32,952 --> 01:17:34,421 No. No, not that I'm aware of. 1163 01:17:34,587 --> 01:17:37,230 Could this have anything to do with the mysterious superwoman? 1164 01:17:37,190 --> 01:17:39,926 WOMAN 3: He was seen battling her. I do not have that answer. 1165 01:17:40,930 --> 01:17:42,462 Could this woman be more powerful than Hancock? 1166 01:17:42,629 --> 01:17:44,300 (REPORTERS CLAMORING) 1167 01:17:46,132 --> 01:17:49,350 Here are the lab results for 209. 1168 01:18:16,763 --> 01:18:18,598 You're becoming mortal. 1169 01:18:20,233 --> 01:18:22,102 It's us 1170 01:18:22,569 --> 01:18:24,771 being close to each other. 1171 01:18:25,505 --> 01:18:28,675 It's never happened this fast before. 1172 01:18:31,277 --> 01:18:32,645 You have to leave. 1173 01:18:33,980 --> 01:18:36,783 The further away you get from me, the better you're gonna feel. 1174 01:18:36,950 --> 01:18:39,586 You'll start getting your powers back 1175 01:18:39,786 --> 01:18:42,622 and be flying and breaking things 1176 01:18:42,789 --> 01:18:45,425 and saving people before you know it. 1177 01:18:45,592 --> 01:18:48,294 (MUSIC) 1178 01:18:59,773 --> 01:19:04,177 Well, it's like I said, we were built in pairs. 1179 01:19:04,344 --> 01:19:09,315 And when we get close to our opposites, we lose our power. 1180 01:19:11,518 --> 01:19:16,560 Why? So we can live human lives. 1181 01:19:16,389 --> 01:19:19,125 Love, connect... 1182 01:19:20,293 --> 01:19:24,230 grow old, die. 1183 01:19:25,298 --> 01:19:28,134 What happened to us? 1184 01:19:32,305 --> 01:19:34,407 Summer of 4 B.C. 1185 01:19:35,342 --> 01:19:38,511 We were becoming mortal, like now. 1186 01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:41,214 They came after me with swords. 1187 01:19:44,651 --> 01:19:46,686 But you saved me. 1188 01:19:50,323 --> 01:19:52,692 1850. 1189 01:19:53,930 --> 01:19:55,610 They set our house on fire. 1190 01:19:56,196 --> 01:19:59,990 You pulled me out of the flames. 1191 01:20:01,201 --> 01:20:03,536 Eighty years ago. 1192 01:20:04,437 --> 01:20:06,606 What happened then? 1193 01:20:07,173 --> 01:20:09,843 We were living in Miami 1194 01:20:10,343 --> 01:20:13,747 and a new movie was playing in town. 1195 01:20:13,913 --> 01:20:15,150 Frankenstein. 1196 01:20:18,284 --> 01:20:20,420 And after, 1197 01:20:20,887 --> 01:20:22,722 we walked down Flagler Street, 1198 01:20:22,889 --> 01:20:26,860 and you took my hand, and you held it so tight. 1199 01:20:33,266 --> 01:20:36,236 And they attacked us in an alley. 1200 01:20:39,873 --> 01:20:44,144 They hit you so hard. There was so much blood. 1201 01:20:45,211 --> 01:20:48,581 They wouldn't let me ride in the ambulance with you. 1202 01:20:49,482 --> 01:20:54,287 And by the time I got to the hospital, you were awake. 1203 01:20:58,391 --> 01:20:59,959 But you didn't know me. 1204 01:21:02,462 --> 01:21:04,664 So I left. 1205 01:21:05,799 --> 01:21:08,635 Every time we're together, 1206 01:21:09,135 --> 01:21:11,604 they come after you through me. 1207 01:21:25,285 --> 01:21:29,456 You're built to save people more than the rest of us. 1208 01:21:29,622 --> 01:21:32,525 That's who you are. You're a hero. 1209 01:21:34,127 --> 01:21:36,830 The insurance policy of the gods. 1210 01:21:37,330 --> 01:21:40,533 Keep one alive. You. 1211 01:21:41,201 --> 01:21:44,370 To protect this world. 1212 01:21:46,873 --> 01:21:48,942 (MUSIC) 1213 01:21:58,385 --> 01:21:59,519 (GASPS) 1214 01:22:00,153 --> 01:22:01,187 RAY: Mary! 1215 01:22:03,990 --> 01:22:05,250 AARON: Mom! 1216 01:22:05,191 --> 01:22:06,559 Mary! Stay down! 1217 01:22:07,694 --> 01:22:08,461 Okay. 1218 01:22:08,628 --> 01:22:10,663 (GRUNTING) 1219 01:22:16,836 --> 01:22:18,905 (SCREAMS) 1220 01:22:19,639 --> 01:22:20,874 RAY: Mary? 1221 01:22:21,174 --> 01:22:23,243 (MARY GASPING) 1222 01:22:33,853 --> 01:22:35,880 HANCOCK: Stop. 1223 01:22:35,255 --> 01:22:37,570 (MAN SCREAMS) 1224 01:22:38,324 --> 01:22:40,560 WOMAN: Oh, no! No! Please! 1225 01:22:50,503 --> 01:22:52,380 Stay down. 1226 01:23:01,114 --> 01:23:02,415 (GROANING) 1227 01:23:03,783 --> 01:23:05,585 RAY: Hey! Mary! 1228 01:23:05,752 --> 01:23:07,287 Let's go, get her up! 1229 01:23:08,288 --> 01:23:10,957 Come on, Chuck. Let's go, let's go. 1230 01:23:14,461 --> 01:23:16,620 (MARY SCREAMING) 1231 01:23:17,597 --> 01:23:20,330 - Morphine. - DOCTOR 1: Here. Help in here! 1232 01:23:21,301 --> 01:23:22,936 DOCTOR 2: Hold her down. Hold her down. 1233 01:23:26,973 --> 01:23:28,410 Hold her down. 1234 01:23:32,545 --> 01:23:34,814 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1235 01:23:34,981 --> 01:23:36,783 Hold her down. 1236 01:23:45,910 --> 01:23:46,593 DOCTOR 3: You want the monitor now? 1237 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:48,610 DOCTOR 1: Stay calm. 1238 01:23:49,896 --> 01:23:50,930 (YELLS) 1239 01:24:04,244 --> 01:24:05,412 DOCTOR 1: Hold her, hold her, hold her. 1240 01:24:05,578 --> 01:24:06,613 DOCTOR 4: Need EKG leads. 1241 01:24:09,282 --> 01:24:10,350 (SCREAMS) 1242 01:24:12,585 --> 01:24:14,187 (GRUNTING) 1243 01:24:37,677 --> 01:24:38,812 (HANCOCK GRUNTS) 1244 01:24:40,313 --> 01:24:43,450 Upon us all, Hancock. 1245 01:24:44,150 --> 01:24:45,552 You're no different. 1246 01:24:45,719 --> 01:24:47,654 (MUSIC) 1247 01:24:50,190 --> 01:24:53,560 Time to shut her down, Hancock. 1248 01:24:53,727 --> 01:24:55,995 It's been a nice run. 1249 01:25:24,391 --> 01:25:28,361 Oh, we are all sincerely gonna miss you. 1250 01:25:30,196 --> 01:25:32,165 But it is time for you to move on. 1251 01:25:32,332 --> 01:25:34,601 (EKG FLATLINING) 1252 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:39,390 And maybe to a happier place. 1253 01:25:41,410 --> 01:25:43,543 You can thank me if you want to... 1254 01:25:44,711 --> 01:25:46,346 superhero. 1255 01:25:50,884 --> 01:25:52,180 (YELLS) 1256 01:25:53,219 --> 01:25:54,254 (SCREAMS) 1257 01:25:56,723 --> 01:25:58,358 You didn't! 1258 01:26:04,698 --> 01:26:05,799 Aaron! 1259 01:26:08,201 --> 01:26:10,303 (EKG FLATLINING) 1260 01:26:11,370 --> 01:26:13,440 (MUSIC) 1261 01:27:13,500 --> 01:27:15,969 (EXHALES) 1262 01:27:16,136 --> 01:27:18,605 (MUSIC) 1263 01:28:01,681 --> 01:28:03,149 (GRUNTS) 1264 01:28:27,574 --> 01:28:29,609 (YELLING) 1265 01:29:11,885 --> 01:29:13,953 (MUSIC) 1266 01:29:14,120 --> 01:29:16,389 (PEOPLE CHEERING AND SCREAMING) 1267 01:29:16,556 --> 01:29:21,127 - RAY: What about Attila the Hun? - MARY: Completely cross-eyed. 1268 01:29:21,294 --> 01:29:22,395 Cross-eyed? Yep. 1269 01:29:22,562 --> 01:29:25,331 All right, what about Queen Elizabeth? 1270 01:29:25,498 --> 01:29:27,233 Needy. 1271 01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:29,169 RAY: J.F.K.? What about him? 1272 01:29:29,769 --> 01:29:33,600 Oh, yeah. Mm-hm. 1273 01:29:33,173 --> 01:29:35,608 "Mm. Oh, yeah"? Anything more? 1274 01:29:35,775 --> 01:29:38,511 Not like that. I was in Cuba for the whole missile thing. 1275 01:29:38,678 --> 01:29:39,779 Yeah, hang on. 1276 01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:41,614 (LINE RINGING) 1277 01:29:41,815 --> 01:29:44,840 RAY: Hello? Ray. 1278 01:29:44,250 --> 01:29:46,186 Hey, I've been trying to call you. 1279 01:29:46,353 --> 01:29:49,122 Yeah, I was out of cell range. 1280 01:29:49,956 --> 01:29:53,660 Are you outside? Yeah. 1281 01:29:53,827 --> 01:29:57,297 Look up. All right, I'm looking up. 1282 01:29:57,931 --> 01:29:59,866 I'm looking up. 1283 01:30:05,271 --> 01:30:08,108 Baby? What? 1284 01:30:15,515 --> 01:30:17,684 You're gonna change the world. 1285 01:30:17,851 --> 01:30:21,287 Good job, Ray. Oh, my God, Ray. 1286 01:30:22,455 --> 01:30:24,991 Hey. Look up. 1287 01:30:25,692 --> 01:30:27,160 Hancock. 1288 01:30:31,310 --> 01:30:32,866 Thanks. 1289 01:30:35,100 --> 01:30:37,437 Will I get in trouble for that? 1290 01:30:37,737 --> 01:30:39,372 Huh? 1291 01:30:45,378 --> 01:30:46,946 (EAGLE CRIES) 1292 01:30:47,580 --> 01:30:49,683 (MUSIC) 1293 01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:46,740 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 1294 01:31:46,940 --> 01:31:49,242 (SIRENS WAILING) 1295 01:31:49,609 --> 01:31:51,678 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1296 01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:55,982 - COP 1: Freeze! - COP 2: Don't move! 1297 01:31:56,149 --> 01:31:58,318 - Oh, my God! Sam! No! - COP 3: Drop your weapon, sir! 1298 01:31:58,485 --> 01:31:59,919 Get back! Get back! Get back! 1299 01:32:00,860 --> 01:32:02,589 COP 3: Drop it! Get back or I'll shoot! Get back! 1300 01:32:02,756 --> 01:32:04,357 Get back! I'm not playing. 1301 01:32:04,791 --> 01:32:07,594 Get back. Get back! 1302 01:32:07,994 --> 01:32:10,296 Damn, Handjob. Where you come from? 1303 01:32:10,463 --> 01:32:12,632 All right, relax. Just tell me what you need. 1304 01:32:12,799 --> 01:32:15,135 Tell them cops to take their guns off of me. 1305 01:32:15,301 --> 01:32:17,170 All right. Tell them to take the guns off me. 1306 01:32:17,337 --> 01:32:19,539 Just take them off, guys. Lower your weapons. 1307 01:32:19,706 --> 01:32:22,876 You're gonna get us out of here with that tight-*** Wolverine outfit on. 1308 01:32:24,477 --> 01:32:26,880 Now let's make it happen, ***hole. 1309 01:32:28,682 --> 01:32:32,852 (THE ROOTS' "HERE I COME" PLAYING) 1310 01:33:47,293 --> 01:33:51,464 (DEVIN EDWARDS' "FEELIN' YOU" PLAYING) 1311 01:36:00,930 --> 01:36:03,229 (MUSIC) 1312 01:37:28,815 --> 01:37:31,951 (MUSIC)