1 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:28,541 Moses! 2 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,846 Put on the kettle for me, 3 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:34,280 and don't fill it up too much, 4 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,549 one cup, not eight. It's a waste. 5 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:53,900 Mum, I'll see you in a bit. 6 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,602 Where d'you think you're going? 7 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,470 - Out. - Where out? 8 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,772 For a walk. 9 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,741 How many times do I have to tell you? 10 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,450 People are going to accuse you of loitering with intent. 11 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:08,748 Don't call me, if you get picked up by the police, 12 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,784 I won't be coming to bail you out. 13 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,886 My family's never been in trouble with the law, 14 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:14,254 we hold up our heads. 15 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:23,329 And make sure you shut the door properly! 16 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,414 All right? 17 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:42,916 Wait. 18 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,186 - Clear your end? - Yeah, yeah. 19 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,255 - Okay? - Yeah. Cool. 20 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,279 Nice day, innit? 21 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,158 What's this? 22 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,695 My banana. 23 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:04,197 I can't believe you're willing to lie there, 24 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,666 rotting your life away. 25 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,535 Don't you have any hopes or dreams? 26 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:10,770 What are your ambitions? 27 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,239 This place is a pigsty. 28 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,941 Look at it! 29 00:06:15,410 --> 00:06:19,412 Dirty socks, chocolate wrappers, spoon! 30 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:20,880 How many times do I have to tell you 31 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:22,749 to not bring food stuff up here? 32 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,784 Toilet paper? 33 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,353 What you doing with toilet paper in your bedroom? 34 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,456 Moses Kingsley Deacon. 35 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:32,580 I am not your servant. 36 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:37,964 There's a healthy 37 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:39,265 selection of properties 38 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:40,867 on the market in Cabo Roig, 39 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,103 and depending on the amount of work needed, 40 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:47,407 three-beds here can start from around £106,000. 41 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:49,609 We found a recently renovated option, 42 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,277 a 30-minute walk to the sea, 43 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:54,147 with great space for their dog, Penelope. 44 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,648 What do you think of the neighborhood? 45 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,550 Lovely. Lovely. Nice and quiet. 46 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,651 Very peaceful. 47 00:06:58,752 --> 00:06:59,886 Nice and clean, isn't it? 48 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,771 -Curtley? - Yeah. 49 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:26,146 - You good? - Nah! 50 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:28,648 What's that? 51 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:32,952 Where you going? 52 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:34,200 Where do you think I'm going? 53 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:35,622 I know exactly where you're going. 54 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:39,250 You're going out there into that godforsaken wilderness. 55 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,327 Digging about in your useless bits and pieces 56 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,970 in that rat-infested hovel of yours. 57 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:47,133 Stepping in disgusting squirrel doo-doo 58 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,336 and rancid bird droppings 59 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,204 so you can traipse 'em back in 60 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,390 through onto my kitchen floor. 61 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,176 Why you still got shoes on? 62 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,444 I'm going straight out. 63 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,546 -So? - So what? 64 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,470 You expect me to take them off, put them on, 65 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,182 take them off and put them on again? 66 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,817 Yes, of course! 67 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,985 I've told you a million times. 68 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,322 Curtley! 69 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:11,791 Don't leave the door open, 70 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:13,360 I don't want bloody filthy pigeons 71 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,861 coming in here scavenging. 72 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:16,796 Useless! 73 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,650 You all right? 74 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:38,818 Yeah. 75 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:40,987 You been out today? 76 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:43,390 Yeah. 77 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,158 Where'd you go? 78 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:59,390 You can't go in or out of a supermarket 79 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:01,541 without being harassed by those grinning, 80 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:04,244 cheerful charity workers begging you for money 81 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:07,130 for their stupid causes. 82 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,948 Why they gotta skin their teeth like that? 83 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,852 Cheerful, grinning people. 84 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:14,854 I can't stand 'em. 85 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,856 Loitering out there, 86 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,192 demanding your hard-earned cash. 87 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,261 It's a scam. 88 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,197 They're scamming people. 89 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:28,268 Can't trust them. 90 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,937 They want your phone number, your email. 91 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:32,872 I asked one of them. 92 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:36,309 I said, "Why do you want my postcode? 93 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,579 "I might as well just give you my front door key 94 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,915 "so you can bruk into my house, thief out my things, 95 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,583 "and kill my only child." 96 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,870 And nobody calls the police on them. 97 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,421 Police wouldn't come anyway. 98 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:51,825 They're too busy harassing Black boys walking. 99 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,294 And him round the corner with that dog. 100 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,929 Got it dressed up in a red coat 101 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:58,298 and green booties. 102 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,133 Why's the dog got on a coat? 103 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,902 It's got fur, innit? 104 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,472 It must be sweating under there. 105 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,773 Stinking. 106 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,908 That's cruelty to animals, that is, 107 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,678 putting it under all that plastic. 108 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:15,615 I've got a mind to report him to the NSPCG 109 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,450 or whatever they call 'em. 110 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,120 And her, over there, with that fat baby. 111 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:21,454 Cold. Cold. Cold. 112 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:24,357 And she's walking up and down the street 113 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,360 with nothing but a big pink bow on its bald head, 114 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,295 so everybody can tell it's a girl. 115 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,463 Like I care. 116 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,665 Parading it around in the little outfit, 117 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,634 not dressed for the weather, nah, 118 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:35,935 with pockets. 119 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:37,804 What's a baby got pockets for? 120 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,272 What's it going to keep in its pocket? 121 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,207 A knife? It's ridiculous. 122 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,378 - It's the RSPCA, Mum. - What? 123 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:47,847 The Royal Society 124 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,649 for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. 125 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,651 I know! I'm not stupid. 126 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,288 Anyway... 127 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:58,124 When we gonna replace that bruk-down sofa in there? 128 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,294 Eh? 129 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,297 Look here. 130 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,700 -Mm-hmm. - Hm? And look... look in here. 131 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:08,902 And round there. 132 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,700 What am I looking at? 133 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:13,139 Grey, grey, grey, grey. Ashman grey. 134 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,674 You not have no grey. 135 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:17,744 Oh, that man gave me so much stress. 136 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,512 And, you know, he don't have one grey hair 137 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,514 - 'pon him head. Not one. Hm. - Hm. 138 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,983 People see him on road, they say, "Oh, Ashman, 139 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,180 "you look so young." 140 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:26,686 Him love that. 141 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,388 - You know how him vain. - Mm-hmm. 142 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,724 Stupid old fool. 143 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,992 Nobody knows the trouble I see 144 00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:35,328 because I don't show it, you know? 145 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,497 - You look good. - Oh, thank you, my darling. 146 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:38,998 - Mm-hmm. - I just get on with it, 147 00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:40,500 you know? That's me. 148 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,268 There are certain battles that I've just got to leave, 149 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:43,536 d'you know? I gotta choose my battles wisely. 150 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,105 No, that's one you need to pick. 151 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,172 Mm-hmm. 152 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,408 You come from your night shift? 153 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,100 Oh, long night. 154 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:53,546 Midnight, my patient started travelling, 155 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,782 and by 2:00 a.m., she pass over. 156 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:59,252 - Oh, no. - So sad. Lovely woman. 157 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,221 Touch of the dementia, you know. 158 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,422 No family? 159 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,691 One son. In New York. 160 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,626 - Mm-hmm. - Apparently, he too busy 161 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,950 - to travel. Mm-hmm. - No. 162 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,231 - People are wicked. - Wicked. 163 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,565 They don't know how lucky they are. 164 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,434 Thank you. They do not know. 165 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:17,437 Eh? Oh, stress, stress, 166 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,905 stress, stress. 167 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,540 Ashman says I stress too much. 168 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,608 - Mm-hmm. - He don't stress at all, 169 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,976 you know? 'Cause when he go to bed 170 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,911 he sleep like a baby. 171 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,379 That's why his hair 172 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,480 is still black. 173 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,215 Although, it could be hereditary 174 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,584 because his father never went grey until what? 175 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,920 - He was in his 80s. Mm, mm. -Mm-hmm. 176 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,323 Had one of my dreams again. 177 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:39,225 Hm. 178 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,395 - Is it? - Mark it. 179 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:46,166 I see Ashman stand up in some clear water. 180 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,335 When you look down, you can see him foot, 181 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,136 and you see the fishes, as they swim through. 182 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,404 Swim through. 183 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,909 - Him do it again? - Again. 184 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,410 Hmm. 185 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,810 Baby-mother number three. 186 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:03,750 22. 187 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,985 Half Greek, half Nigerian. 188 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:07,253 Live in Peckham. 189 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:10,824 -Hmm. - My Lord. 190 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,826 At this stage of his life? 191 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,296 You see how you're quiet? 192 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,703 Big people talking over here! 193 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,271 As we were saying... 194 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,107 Hm. 195 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:32,979 When I leave that man, you see, 196 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:35,382 his head going to spin. 197 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,850 Don't make him bruk you up, you know. 198 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,685 Bruk who? 199 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,621 After all I been through with that dirty brute? 200 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:42,655 No, sir. 201 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,558 I still standing, sister. 202 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,628 -Mm-hmm. - I still standing. 203 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,663 What you think, 204 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,799 I couldn't meet somebody new? 205 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,968 - Of course. -Come on. 206 00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:56,336 Hm. 207 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,344 - Get off. Ha! -What you gonna do? 208 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,382 You idiot. 209 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,840 - Go on. Come on. - You idiot! 210 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,218 Come on, get... 211 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,530 Do... do it. 212 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,790 Get off! 213 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,392 Get off. Here, girl, come on. 214 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,727 Come on, please, please. 215 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:54,794 - Please, man. -Get off. 216 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,529 Move. 217 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,931 - No! - Move. 218 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,700 Don't sit there, man. 219 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,537 So you go out partying last night? 220 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,905 - Hm, hm. - Who? 221 00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:07,307 Your friend behind you. 222 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,942 - Where? - You, innit? 223 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,612 What time you get in? 224 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,781 I don't know, like one... two, three. 225 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,750 - Eh? - Four, five, six? 226 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,752 - I thought you got in earlier. - No! 227 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,320 Your door was closed at 2:30. 228 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,621 Yeah, I closed it. 229 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,456 Oh, you closed it? Eh? 230 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,759 Yes, I closed it, all by myself. 231 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,628 Okay. Where you go? 232 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,463 Hmm... Brixton. 233 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,166 Hmm. Brighton. 234 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,302 Hmm, Birmingham. 235 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,405 - Where did you go? -Brixton. 236 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,740 - Right, who with? - Zara. 237 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:41,775 - Hmm... -Is it? 238 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,443 Yes! 239 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,280 - Is it just Zara? - Yes, just Zara. 240 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,416 Wasn't Theo there? 241 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,750 Who's Theo? 242 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,985 I don't know any Theo. 243 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,787 Uh-huh. 244 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,156 I think I know a Theo that lives in Walthamstow. 245 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,824 Oh, you mean that Theo. 246 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,959 -Hmm! Hmm! - Ooh, hmm! 247 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:03,290 Uh, yes, he was there. 248 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,967 What does his flat look like? 249 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,337 Oh, shut up, man. 250 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:11,438 - It was a good night, though. -Hmm? 251 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,600 They were playing Bashment. 252 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,141 -Bashment? - Eh, Bashment! 253 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,440 All them men whining up on you. 254 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,150 You should go. 255 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,783 I can't do that nonsense any more. 256 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,180 What are you talking about? 257 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,153 I've seen you whining up yourself in the kitchen. 258 00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:41,468 Fools. 259 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,903 That is on you. I forget. Let me see. 260 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,206 Yeah! 261 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,578 It's attacking you now, it's attacking! 262 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:55,181 She's still got it. You've still got it. 263 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,256 Show me where it's tight. 264 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,158 At the back. Look, it's all red. 265 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,827 The scalp's not red. 266 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,429 It's flaky where you're scratching it. 267 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,598 Because it's too tight! 268 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,167 - Are you drinking water? - Of course I'm drinking water. 269 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,602 What's that got to do with it? 270 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,370 Keep your skin hydrated. 271 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,905 I'm hydrated enough! 272 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,441 Anybody would think 273 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,942 you were trying to pull me brains out. 274 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,747 Ah! That's attached to my head, you know. 275 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,783 I know, 'cause I put it there myself. 276 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,552 Boy, you really know how to administer punishment. 277 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,254 You should've been a prison warden. 278 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,622 Hmm. 279 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,757 I hope you don't rough up the customers like that. 280 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,559 Nah, 'cause they pay me. 281 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,795 Ah, the money thing again! 282 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,296 You should treat your family 283 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,231 like how you treat strangers. 284 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,533 Wash that plate. 285 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,239 Look at him. 286 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,274 Keep still. 287 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,111 22-year-old man 288 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,280 and he's still eating peanut butter 289 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,649 and jam sandwiches. 290 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,484 I talk to him until I'm tired. 291 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:08,421 I say, "Moses, what are you doing with your life? 292 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:12,920 "Where do you see yourself in 25 years' time?" 293 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,960 I'm sick of it. 294 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:15,161 Do you want me to talk to him? 295 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,830 And say what? 296 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,833 I dunno, just see if I can help him. 297 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,236 What, you trying to insinuate yourself into my family? 298 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,971 - Insinuate how? - You wouldn't like it 299 00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:27,140 if I talked to your girls like that. 300 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,308 And said what? 301 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,510 "Why you going out exposing your belly 302 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,780 "to the world? 303 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,446 "What you doing dressed up 304 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,116 "in a squeeze-up, tie-top yoga pants 305 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,784 "and you're not even in the gym?" 306 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:38,818 You wouldn't like it. 307 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,186 You wouldn't like it at all. 308 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,591 Some sisters are close, you know. 309 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,493 Some sisters confide in each other. 310 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:47,827 You can confide in me. 311 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,463 Nah. If I don't call you, you don't call me. 312 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,831 - I call you. - Nah. 313 00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:53,199 I have to call you, 314 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,935 and say, "Oh, Chantelle, my hair needs doing. 315 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,271 "Oh, Chantelle, me back is hurting, 316 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,305 "can you pick me up 317 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,774 "a couple of things from Kilburn?" 318 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:01,875 I call you! 319 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,610 Eh, put down them scissors. 320 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:04,944 You're getting aggressive. 321 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,555 I'm going up the cemetery on Sunday. 322 00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:17,824 You coming? 323 00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:20,160 You know I've got health issues. 324 00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:21,895 I can't plan anything. 325 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,863 I've got to take it one day at a time. 326 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,320 It's Mother's Day. 327 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,467 Well, I wouldn't know. 328 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:28,868 They don't celebrate Mother's Day in this house. 329 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:30,700 I can't tell you, the last time 330 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,905 I got a Mother's Day card. 331 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,740 Moses must have been about five, 332 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,508 teacher made him paint something 333 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,676 and bring it home. 334 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,213 They probably expect me to get up early 335 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,815 and make Mother's Day breakfast for them. 336 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,219 It's been five years, you know. 337 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,221 Five years. 338 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,690 When people die, they die. 339 00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:52,325 You've got to move on. 340 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:56,620 You can't drag the dead with you forever. 341 00:19:56,196 --> 00:20:00,330 I don't want to be held back by the shadow of Pearl. 342 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,534 She enjoyed her life. 343 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,536 Yeah, well, at least she did. 344 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,390 So I'm going to pick you up. 345 00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:07,707 I'm not confirming anything, 346 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,776 I might not feel up to mark. 347 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,745 I might spend the day lying in bed. 348 00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:13,947 Eh! Is it? Who with? 349 00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:15,915 Do you always have to sink so low? 350 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,450 You're so crude. 351 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,785 When are you gonna settle down? 352 00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:19,853 Why? You have somebody for me? 353 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,540 Yes. Jesus! 354 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,557 At least he was a single man. 355 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,259 You see, you take everything and make joke. 356 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,261 Everything's party hearty, 357 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,864 sweating up yourself in disco. 358 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,700 Disco? I can hardly stand up after a day at work. 359 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,635 - I'm 53! - Tell me about it! 360 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,437 I'm up and down these stairs 361 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,738 all day long, 362 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:41,574 scrubbing out their filthy toilet bowls. 363 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,578 Do you want to come to the flat after? 364 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,981 What for? You having a function? 365 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:49,983 Well, it will be a function if you're there, innit? 366 00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:51,951 How many people you inviting? 367 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:54,870 No one. Just you and Curtley. 368 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,589 And Moses. 369 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,425 The girls would like to see their cousin. 370 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,827 I blame Curtley. 371 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,264 He should have been training up Moses 372 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,660 from he was small, to learn the trade 373 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,100 so he could take over the business. 374 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,438 Every time I mention it, you know what he tell me? 375 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:14,140 Yeah. "He can hardly tie his own shoelace." 376 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:18,110 Yes! Imagine talking like that about your own child. 377 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,130 Hm. 378 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:23,316 Meanwhile, poor little Moses is stuck indoors 379 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,319 while his father is working side by side 380 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:29,989 with that imbecile, Virgil. 381 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,694 Doesn't even know how to make eye contact. 382 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,364 Can't string two sentences together. 383 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,932 Fool! 384 00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,135 Just me. 385 00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:44,471 Yeah. You get it? 386 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,341 Yeah. 387 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,146 You got the time? 388 00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:54,981 You got a watch, innit? 389 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:02,188 At the third stroke, the time will be 9:31 and 17 seconds. 390 00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:04,724 You owe me £5. 391 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,159 - For what? - The time. 392 00:22:06,226 --> 00:22:07,293 I just sold it to you. 393 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:11,164 How much would you charge, then? 394 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,334 - What for? The time? - Yeah. 395 00:22:14,968 --> 00:22:16,903 - To you? - Yeah. 396 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:18,338 100 quid. 397 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,975 There's a woman who did it. 398 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,344 - Did what? - Sold time. 399 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,579 - Yeah? - Yeah, in the 1890s. 400 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,214 Ruth Belville. 401 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:29,983 And she was still doing it during the Second World War. 402 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,651 -For real? - Every Monday, 403 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,319 she'd go to the Greenwich Observatory, 404 00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,855 look at the clock and set her pocket watch. 405 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,570 Then she'd walk around London all day 406 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,525 selling the time to people. 407 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:39,693 How much she charge? 408 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,610 We don't know. It's a mystery. 409 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:44,764 Her dad did it. 410 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:46,933 And her mum. 411 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:48,935 - Family business. -Hmm. 412 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,104 You can't buy time. 413 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,730 True that. 414 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,175 You can't sell it either. 415 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:09,122 Oh, my gosh, it's amazing, babe. 416 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,959 It's so lush. 417 00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:14,394 Mmm. 418 00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:15,895 Uh, babe, stop, stop. 419 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:18,898 Uh, feet off! 420 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,101 - It's fine. - Excuse me? 421 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,369 Hey, you all right? 422 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,104 Are you going to purchase this sofa? 423 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:25,572 So what if we are? 424 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:28,308 Gyrating all over the place, perspiring up 425 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:29,609 - in the cushions. - What? 426 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,444 Someone else might wanna buy it. 427 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:32,579 Are you going to buy it? 428 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:33,780 No, I'm not. 429 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,480 I don't wanna take your DNA home with me, 430 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,317 thank you very much. 431 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,640 Hi. 432 00:23:51,131 --> 00:23:52,980 Can I help with anything today? 433 00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:53,166 No. 434 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:54,834 Just browsing? 435 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:58,138 I'm looking for a sofa. 436 00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:00,600 Ah. Well, you're in the right place. 437 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:01,740 We've got loads. 438 00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:02,575 We've also got chairs, 439 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:06,746 recliners, footstools, tables. Love seats. 440 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:09,150 Listen, I'm more than capable 441 00:24:09,149 --> 00:24:10,617 of looking for a sofa. 442 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,353 I can walk. 443 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:14,788 I know I have to sit down, 444 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:16,489 stand up, lie down, see if it's comfortable. 445 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,458 I'm not an invalid. 446 00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:20,293 I wasn't suggesting you were an invalid. 447 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,861 So what are you standing there for? 448 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,970 I'm just trying to be helpful. 449 00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:25,799 Well, I don't need your help. 450 00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:27,333 Okay. 451 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:32,939 Look, I'm just trying to do my job. 452 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,307 No, you're not. You're harassing me. 453 00:24:34,341 --> 00:24:36,109 Why don't you go and show off for someone else, 454 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,877 share your expertise? 455 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:40,780 To be honest, I don't really like your tone. 456 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,150 I don't like your face. 457 00:24:42,115 --> 00:24:43,983 Why'd you put on so much makeup? 458 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,618 - What? - What if it comes off 459 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:46,886 on all the furniture? 460 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,321 Selfish. 461 00:24:48,388 --> 00:24:49,823 Yeah. Okay, now you're just getting personal. 462 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,324 Are you threatening me? 463 00:24:51,391 --> 00:24:52,392 Excuse me? 464 00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:55,295 Are you threatening me? 465 00:24:55,362 --> 00:24:56,963 I'm just trying to do my job, 466 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,132 and I'm saying you're being rude. 467 00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:00,834 Right. 468 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,300 Accusing, harassing... 469 00:25:03,136 --> 00:25:06,639 ...intimidating, insulting. 470 00:25:07,374 --> 00:25:08,508 Where's the manager? 471 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:10,210 Oh, would you like to speak to my manager? 472 00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:11,311 Yes, I would. 473 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,346 Okay, one second. 474 00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:14,381 I'll just go and get her. 475 00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:17,650 Make yourself comfortable. 476 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,519 Darling, are you leaving? 477 00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:55,550 Hello? 478 00:25:59,426 --> 00:26:00,560 Hello, darling, are you leaving? 479 00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:03,697 Hello! 480 00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:07,300 Oh! 481 00:26:08,468 --> 00:26:09,436 Hey, babes. 482 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,472 Just wondering, are you leaving? 483 00:26:14,441 --> 00:26:15,942 Hello? 484 00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:17,210 I'm talking to ya. 485 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,213 Who you talking to? 486 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,581 I'm talking to you. 487 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,830 I'm just wondering, are you leaving? 488 00:26:23,216 --> 00:26:24,617 Only I've been driving round this car park 489 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,553 for the last 20 minutes trying to find a space, 490 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,540 and you're the only person behind the wheel. 491 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:30,590 And I was wondering, are you leaving anytime soon? 492 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:31,991 This car's stationary. 493 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:33,426 I know it's stationary. 494 00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:35,762 Any chance of you making it un-****ing stationary? 495 00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:36,996 Don't swear at me. 496 00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:38,640 - What's with the agg? -Hey. 497 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:39,265 Lower your chest. 498 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:41,134 Puffing it up like you wanna fight me. 499 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,635 How about you wind your jaw in? 500 00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:45,710 What? Are you on day release from the madhouse? 501 00:26:45,138 --> 00:26:48,441 Madhouse? I'll give you ****ing madhouse! 502 00:26:48,508 --> 00:26:50,310 You see this car park? 503 00:26:50,343 --> 00:26:52,145 This used to be my school. 504 00:26:52,245 --> 00:26:54,247 I'm from round here. All right? 505 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:56,416 *****! 506 00:26:56,850 --> 00:26:58,318 Nutter! 507 00:26:58,418 --> 00:27:00,620 And I bet you ain't got no ****ing fella either! 508 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:02,622 Yeah, and your balls are so backed up, 509 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:04,424 you've got sperm in your brain! 510 00:27:04,491 --> 00:27:07,293 Yeah, and none of it is for you, you barren *****! 511 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:16,469 - So I'm finding every time... -Hmm. 512 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:19,372 ...I call up for a cab, I'm getting the same driver. 513 00:27:19,506 --> 00:27:22,475 Number 29. It's the same guy. 514 00:27:22,542 --> 00:27:24,644 And you know I like to go shopping twice a week. 515 00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:27,113 Hm. Wednesday afternoon and Friday night. 516 00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:28,548 Friday the big shop, 517 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:29,949 because the kids give me a bit of money 518 00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:31,184 to get a few extras. 519 00:27:31,284 --> 00:27:33,820 - So they should. - Well, they're working now. 520 00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:35,121 Well, apart from Marvin. 521 00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:36,723 Hm. What's he's like? 522 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:39,250 - Who? - The cab man. 523 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,960 Oh, he's all right, you know. 524 00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:43,163 Yeah, we have adult conversation 525 00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:44,631 - about politics and that. - Hm. 526 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:45,965 And guess what? 527 00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:48,968 He always takes my bags into the house for me. 528 00:27:49,690 --> 00:27:50,704 - Is it? - Mm. 529 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:53,973 Anyway, a few weeks before lockdown, 530 00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:55,342 I'm not feeling well. 531 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:57,770 And I've got a bit of anxiety going on. 532 00:27:57,177 --> 00:27:58,845 - I don't want to go out. - Mm-hmm. 533 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,980 You know what? It was probably Covid, you know? 534 00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:04,217 You know what? A lot of people probably had Covid... 535 00:28:04,317 --> 00:28:06,190 - And didn't even know. - No. 536 00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:07,654 Yeah, so I'm in my yard. 537 00:28:07,721 --> 00:28:09,422 Yeah? Got my headscarf on, 538 00:28:09,556 --> 00:28:11,558 my T-shirt is all bite and tear-up. 539 00:28:13,930 --> 00:28:15,261 And the doorbell goes. 540 00:28:15,328 --> 00:28:16,396 And you know I don't like 541 00:28:16,496 --> 00:28:18,264 people coming round unannounced. 542 00:28:18,331 --> 00:28:19,999 So I fling open the door. 543 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,267 Guess who's standing there? 544 00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:23,737 And it's the same guy. 545 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:26,406 I'm like, "What the raas you doing here? 546 00:28:26,506 --> 00:28:27,674 "This is so unprofessional. 547 00:28:27,741 --> 00:28:29,342 "Are you stalking me or what?" 548 00:28:29,409 --> 00:28:30,677 He's, like, "Oh, I haven't seen you 549 00:28:30,744 --> 00:28:31,745 "for a couple of weeks. 550 00:28:31,845 --> 00:28:33,346 "I was worried about you. 551 00:28:33,413 --> 00:28:35,480 "Do you want anything?" 552 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,283 So I said, "Yeah, go and get me a packet of fags." 553 00:28:37,350 --> 00:28:38,551 Is that all you asked him for? 554 00:28:38,585 --> 00:28:40,200 Yeah, I couldn't be bothered to go out. 555 00:28:40,530 --> 00:28:41,121 Well, he got the fags. 556 00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:42,422 Didn't even ask for the money back. 557 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:44,424 Hm. What's he look like? 558 00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:45,558 Oh, he's Black, 559 00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:46,793 but he's got something else going on. 560 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:48,294 Mmm. Mmm. 561 00:28:48,428 --> 00:28:49,796 And where's he taking you tonight? 562 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:51,564 Oh, I dunno. Some Turkish place, 563 00:28:51,631 --> 00:28:52,899 which I don't mind. 564 00:28:52,966 --> 00:28:54,634 'Cause you know I'm not into them lemongrass, 565 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:58,104 ginger, coconut mix-up thing and raw fish. 566 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:00,240 And the Turkish people, them season up 567 00:29:00,373 --> 00:29:01,441 - their meat good. - Good. 568 00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:03,309 It's nice. 569 00:29:04,444 --> 00:29:05,612 What you wearing? 570 00:29:05,712 --> 00:29:07,747 I dunno. He only asked on Friday. 571 00:29:07,781 --> 00:29:10,316 Which is why I had to beg you to squeeze me in. 572 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:11,985 I ain't wearing nothing too clingy, 573 00:29:12,850 --> 00:29:13,586 don't want him to get any ideas. 574 00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:14,921 Give him ideas, yes. 575 00:29:15,550 --> 00:29:16,923 I've already got six kids, thank you very much. 576 00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:20,326 I'm thinking about something off the shoulder... 577 00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:21,961 - Hm. - ...accentuate the good bits, 578 00:29:22,950 --> 00:29:23,797 and then skim over the rest. 579 00:29:23,897 --> 00:29:25,632 Hide a multitude of sins. 580 00:29:25,732 --> 00:29:27,333 Is there sin in there? 581 00:29:27,467 --> 00:29:29,302 No, just a big belly. 582 00:29:29,402 --> 00:29:30,503 And I've got these shoes, 583 00:29:30,637 --> 00:29:31,938 - nice little kitten heels, - Mm-hmm. 584 00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:33,773 - Still in the box. - Mm. 585 00:29:36,676 --> 00:29:38,812 Chantelle, d'you mind if I pop out for a quick fag? 586 00:29:38,912 --> 00:29:40,914 - Sharon, man, hurry up! - I won't be long. 587 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,782 I've got a next appointment. 588 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:43,783 Smoker's break. 589 00:30:03,503 --> 00:30:04,971 What? 590 00:30:05,105 --> 00:30:06,773 - Hello? - Who is it? 591 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,808 It's your bloody sister. Who'd you think it is? 592 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,143 What d'you want? I'm busy. 593 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,544 I'm in the middle of something. 594 00:30:11,678 --> 00:30:12,645 Am I seeing you? 595 00:30:13,130 --> 00:30:14,147 What? 596 00:30:14,214 --> 00:30:16,516 On Sunday at the cemetery, you coming? 597 00:30:16,616 --> 00:30:17,684 I don't know! 598 00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,452 I said I'd confirm! 599 00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:20,854 Well, confirm now, innit? 600 00:30:20,954 --> 00:30:22,155 I'll confirm when I confirm, 601 00:30:22,222 --> 00:30:23,990 I'm not confirming. I'll call you back. 602 00:30:24,570 --> 00:30:25,725 Hello? 603 00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:40,400 Look at you. 604 00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:41,174 Fix your face! 605 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:43,176 Sitting there like a ghost. 606 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:44,310 You're dealing with the public. 607 00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:45,679 Handling people's food. 608 00:30:45,745 --> 00:30:47,480 Leave the girl alone! She's only doing her job! 609 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:49,315 - Who you talking to? - I'm talking to you! 610 00:30:49,382 --> 00:30:50,684 - Mind your business! - It is my business! 611 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:52,419 I'm running late, I've got a new client. 612 00:30:52,552 --> 00:30:55,550 Your gentlemen client's not my problem. 613 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,230 You better mind me no lick down what me no see. 614 00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:58,910 Oh, hush up your mouth. 615 00:30:58,191 --> 00:30:59,359 Spitting all over the place. 616 00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:00,894 Yes. And I would spit on you. 617 00:31:00,994 --> 00:31:02,495 Yeah, listen, you better back way! 618 00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:03,596 Stop! 619 00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:04,731 Please. 620 00:31:04,831 --> 00:31:05,865 And you can pipe down and all. 621 00:31:05,999 --> 00:31:07,667 Standing there like an ostrich. 622 00:31:07,734 --> 00:31:09,703 - Oh, shut up! - Don't tell me to shut up! 623 00:31:09,836 --> 00:31:11,370 I am telling you to shut up! 624 00:31:11,104 --> 00:31:12,706 You shut yourself up with a burger, 625 00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:14,941 you look like a piece of string. 626 00:31:15,410 --> 00:31:16,943 - Well, thanks very much. - Yeah, you're welcome. 627 00:31:17,430 --> 00:31:18,545 - Hallelujah! - And that one down there... 628 00:31:18,611 --> 00:31:20,513 - I just need to finish these. -Just go! Move! 629 00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:21,781 - Get on with it! - I don't know who the hell 630 00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:22,916 she thinks she is, 631 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,718 coming in here all hoity-toity. 632 00:31:24,784 --> 00:31:27,420 - Move! Pay the girl and move! - Can you just scan them? 633 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,550 I literally can't until the card payment's gone through. 634 00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:30,590 What are you doing? 635 00:31:30,623 --> 00:31:31,791 You should be ashamed, much less you're telling people. 636 00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:33,590 - Do you know what? - Oh, my God. 637 00:31:33,126 --> 00:31:35,950 Shut your big, fat cakehole. 638 00:31:35,128 --> 00:31:36,262 You see, you're uncouth. 639 00:31:36,363 --> 00:31:37,630 You don't have no bring-upsy. 640 00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:38,732 You don't have any manners. 641 00:31:38,798 --> 00:31:39,899 I do have bring-upsy. 642 00:31:47,874 --> 00:31:48,908 It's a nice scent. 643 00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:50,430 It's good, isn't it? 644 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:59,252 Well, I am super excited about this. 645 00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:02,555 So. 646 00:32:02,622 --> 00:32:03,656 Oh, do you want me to continue? 647 00:32:04,624 --> 00:32:05,625 That's what we're here for. 648 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:08,294 Okay. Okay, so, erm... 649 00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:10,263 Looking at the market, there is a real... 650 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:12,132 It is quite tacky, though, don't you think? 651 00:32:12,232 --> 00:32:14,134 Maybe, probably. We can look at how we can... 652 00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:15,135 Yeah, it is. 653 00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:19,673 Go on, Kayla. 654 00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:21,274 Erm, there's a huge trend in the market 655 00:32:21,341 --> 00:32:22,642 at the moment for "free-from's". 656 00:32:22,742 --> 00:32:24,844 - 100%. - All the brands are doing it. 657 00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:27,814 Alcohol-free, silicone-free, sulphate-free... 658 00:32:27,914 --> 00:32:29,916 Which we've been doing, like, forever. 659 00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:32,619 Er, yes. 660 00:32:32,686 --> 00:32:33,987 But what I'm proposing 661 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,457 is that Melo leads with "coconut-free". 662 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:39,993 - Coconut? -Yeah. 663 00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:42,950 The... 664 00:32:42,162 --> 00:32:43,663 Go on. 665 00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:45,498 Nobody else in the market's doing it. 666 00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:48,802 And we know that coconut oil is comedogenic, 667 00:32:48,868 --> 00:32:51,400 it blocks pores, it's irritating. 668 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:53,540 So if Melo were to lead with a coconut-free line, 669 00:32:53,606 --> 00:32:56,676 we would be the destination for sensitive skin consumers. 670 00:32:56,776 --> 00:32:58,144 Yeah, hang on a second. Hang on. 671 00:32:58,211 --> 00:33:01,114 So what you're saying is that we would be marketing 672 00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:02,982 exactly the same product, 673 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:07,620 but its USP would be that we're taking out the coconut? 674 00:33:07,687 --> 00:33:08,788 - Right? -Why don't we have 675 00:33:08,855 --> 00:33:09,989 a look at the brilliant research 676 00:33:10,230 --> 00:33:11,458 that Kayla's been doing on this subject? 677 00:33:11,558 --> 00:33:13,126 You know, I'm not doubting Kayla's abilities. 678 00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:14,394 Go on, Kayla. 679 00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:15,495 You've got great numbers. 680 00:33:15,628 --> 00:33:17,997 Yeah, so, erm, 15% of customers 681 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,866 are already looking for coconut-free products. 682 00:33:19,966 --> 00:33:20,967 Yes, very low percentage. 683 00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:22,135 Of a very big market. 684 00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:23,203 Yeah, I know, I know. 685 00:33:23,336 --> 00:33:24,704 There's been, like, loads 686 00:33:24,738 --> 00:33:26,706 of bullshit research into coconut, 687 00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:28,842 but there's a reason nobody's doing it, right? 688 00:33:28,908 --> 00:33:30,477 Why don't we have a look at the focus groups? 689 00:33:30,543 --> 00:33:31,578 Sure. 690 00:33:33,130 --> 00:33:35,315 Okay. So, we tested the new formula 691 00:33:35,382 --> 00:33:36,649 with a focus group, 692 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,852 73% of customers saw results. 693 00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:42,550 - In four weeks. - In four weeks. 694 00:33:43,423 --> 00:33:44,424 Well, how do they know that 695 00:33:44,524 --> 00:33:46,590 that was because we took out the coconut? 696 00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:47,894 Well, we tested the previous formula, 697 00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:50,630 and only 50% of customers saw results, 698 00:33:50,163 --> 00:33:51,264 in eight weeks, 699 00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:53,666 so this formula has much stronger claims. 700 00:33:58,238 --> 00:34:00,400 This is really disappointing, Kayla. 701 00:34:01,775 --> 00:34:03,677 I've given you a fabulous opportunity here. 702 00:34:04,744 --> 00:34:05,912 Given you all the resources, 703 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,470 and this is what you turn up with. 704 00:34:08,810 --> 00:34:09,249 You shat on coconut. 705 00:34:10,884 --> 00:34:11,885 I understand that, Nicole, 706 00:34:11,951 --> 00:34:13,353 but I really do believe 707 00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:15,955 that coconut-free is a strong proposition for Melo. 708 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,358 Listen, we won't be leading with coconut free. 709 00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:20,393 It's a non-starter. 710 00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:21,961 Okay? I'm sorry. 711 00:34:28,535 --> 00:34:29,803 Oh, did you book somewhere for tonight 712 00:34:29,903 --> 00:34:31,104 or should we just go next door? 713 00:34:31,204 --> 00:34:32,472 I think next door's fine. 714 00:34:32,539 --> 00:34:33,573 Great. 715 00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:41,548 Oh, well done, Kayla. 716 00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,288 Don't let it knock you. 717 00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:49,989 You're doing great. 718 00:34:50,957 --> 00:34:51,925 Thanks. 719 00:35:01,968 --> 00:35:03,937 -Aleisha. - Oh, hello. 720 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,605 - Have you got a minute? - Yes. 721 00:35:06,806 --> 00:35:08,808 It's about the Day Rider case. 722 00:35:09,609 --> 00:35:10,977 Okay. Is there a problem? 723 00:35:11,511 --> 00:35:13,146 No, but yes. 724 00:35:14,614 --> 00:35:16,116 What templates have you been using, 725 00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:18,451 when you've been sending out the letters 726 00:35:18,585 --> 00:35:21,121 to the Wolf Peck legal team? 727 00:35:21,187 --> 00:35:24,691 Erm, the same ones I was using 728 00:35:24,824 --> 00:35:26,526 when I was working within Orange. 729 00:35:26,593 --> 00:35:28,328 Right? Okay, that makes sense. 730 00:35:28,461 --> 00:35:31,297 So... I make sure to go through 731 00:35:31,431 --> 00:35:32,532 all of the different documents 732 00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:34,340 to make sure our terms and conditions 733 00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:35,335 are up to legal precedent. 734 00:35:35,368 --> 00:35:36,836 - Mm-hmm. - Unfortunately, 735 00:35:36,936 --> 00:35:39,305 not all the other color teams do the same as I've done. 736 00:35:39,439 --> 00:35:40,840 Okay. 737 00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:42,876 And so what seems to have happened is some documents 738 00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:45,712 have been sent out to the Wolf Peck legal team, 739 00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:47,180 and they've pulled us up on the fact 740 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:49,849 that the writing is not strictly legal. 741 00:35:49,949 --> 00:35:51,484 - Okay. Mm-hmm. -This is on us, 742 00:35:51,618 --> 00:35:52,719 but I'm going to need you 743 00:35:52,819 --> 00:35:54,454 to go through all the correspondence. 744 00:35:54,554 --> 00:35:56,556 And update the wording on them. 745 00:35:56,656 --> 00:35:58,240 - Okay. - And send it back 746 00:35:58,124 --> 00:35:59,459 to both parties, I'm afraid. 747 00:35:59,492 --> 00:36:00,794 Yeah. Yeah. 748 00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:02,195 Do you want me to get started on the case files 749 00:36:02,295 --> 00:36:03,663 and the binders as well? 750 00:36:03,697 --> 00:36:04,664 Yes, please. If you can shred everything 751 00:36:04,698 --> 00:36:05,999 - that we've got. - Yes. 752 00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:07,901 Bring it up to legal standard. 753 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:10,136 And then if you can send it to both parties again 754 00:36:10,203 --> 00:36:11,338 - so that we just have... - Yeah. 755 00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:12,372 ...no, you know, issue. 756 00:36:12,472 --> 00:36:13,540 - But of course. - Thank you. 757 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,375 - I'm sorry. - No, no, honestly, 758 00:36:15,408 --> 00:36:16,643 - this is on us. - Okay. 759 00:36:16,743 --> 00:36:18,345 - Thanks for that. - Thank you. 760 00:36:29,589 --> 00:36:30,857 I'm sorry... 761 00:36:30,924 --> 00:36:32,926 ...but why are you making excuses for Josh? 762 00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:34,494 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 763 00:36:34,527 --> 00:36:36,620 - I'm not. - I think you are. 764 00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:38,264 I'm definitely not. I'm just doing my job. 765 00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:39,332 Is it 'cause you think he's buff? 766 00:36:42,936 --> 00:36:44,838 - No, I don't. No, I don't! - Yes, you do. 767 00:36:44,904 --> 00:36:46,206 - Leisha. - No, I don't. 768 00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:47,607 You shouldn't let people walk all over you, man. 769 00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,376 - Kayla! - Like my girl, 770 00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:50,510 what's her name? 771 00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:52,912 - Nadia? I do, I tell her. - Mm. 772 00:36:52,946 --> 00:36:55,215 Tell her, "You've had two Aperol spritzes..." 773 00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:56,516 "...one **** star martini, 774 00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:57,851 "one tequila shot, 775 00:36:57,951 --> 00:36:59,953 "three gin and tonics, you pay for them." 776 00:37:00,530 --> 00:37:02,422 I do, I tell her, but she makes all these excuses. 777 00:37:02,522 --> 00:37:03,923 She goes off to the toilet 778 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,725 or she's got to call her mum. 779 00:37:05,859 --> 00:37:07,930 She's been like that since school. 780 00:37:07,127 --> 00:37:08,728 She's... she's tight. 781 00:37:08,862 --> 00:37:09,863 - That's how she is. - Hmm? 782 00:37:09,929 --> 00:37:10,897 "She's tight. 783 00:37:10,964 --> 00:37:12,980 "That's how she is." 784 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:14,968 So, who's paying for these, then? 785 00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:17,737 You? 786 00:37:17,804 --> 00:37:19,272 You're annoying. 787 00:37:19,873 --> 00:37:21,274 Hmm. 788 00:37:21,374 --> 00:37:23,410 - Anyway... - Mm-hmm? 789 00:37:23,543 --> 00:37:25,780 How was today? How did it go? 790 00:37:26,790 --> 00:37:27,747 Yeah, it was good. 791 00:37:27,814 --> 00:37:29,582 - Really? - Yeah, it went really well. 792 00:37:30,984 --> 00:37:32,886 Er, great. 793 00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:34,454 Hello? 794 00:37:35,288 --> 00:37:36,990 - Cheers. Well done. - Cheers. 795 00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:38,425 Thank you. Thanks. 796 00:37:40,894 --> 00:37:43,430 So what did Nicole say? 797 00:37:43,496 --> 00:37:46,466 She said she thought it was an interesting concept. 798 00:37:46,566 --> 00:37:47,567 - Nice. - She said 799 00:37:47,667 --> 00:37:48,735 I did a really good job 800 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:50,303 and she's going to think about it. 801 00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:52,405 - Great. - Yeah. 802 00:37:52,472 --> 00:37:54,140 Andreas is happy. 803 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,900 Everyone's happy. 804 00:37:56,843 --> 00:37:59,112 - Kay, well done. - Thanks. 805 00:38:41,654 --> 00:38:42,956 No! 806 00:38:43,230 --> 00:38:44,190 What's wrong with you? 807 00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:45,392 Are you okay? 808 00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:46,626 Is that it? 809 00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:48,361 No, I'm not okay! 810 00:38:49,290 --> 00:38:50,363 Flipping heck. 811 00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:52,198 I was just trying to get a bit of sleep. 812 00:38:52,632 --> 00:38:53,967 Christ. 813 00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:56,336 - It's 25 past six. - 25 past six. 814 00:38:56,403 --> 00:38:58,738 I've been up since four o'clock in the morning 815 00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:01,908 listening to you snoring your brains out. 816 00:39:01,975 --> 00:39:03,576 I thought you were gonna swallow yourself. 817 00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:05,645 25 past six! 818 00:39:05,745 --> 00:39:07,147 The kitchen's a mess. 819 00:39:07,213 --> 00:39:08,815 Then go and clear it up. 820 00:39:08,915 --> 00:39:11,840 Hovering over me like a ghost. 821 00:39:11,184 --> 00:39:14,421 I've been harassed by people all day. 822 00:39:15,822 --> 00:39:17,257 A man tried to kill me. 823 00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:18,858 - What? - In a car park. 824 00:39:18,925 --> 00:39:19,993 He could have had a knife. 825 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,361 What happened? 826 00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:24,640 How can I pick up a sofa with my two bare hands? 827 00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:25,832 Trashy girl trying to accuse me 828 00:39:25,865 --> 00:39:27,267 of thiefing a sofa. 829 00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:28,568 Customer service is dead. 830 00:39:28,702 --> 00:39:30,704 You can't get customer service no more. 831 00:39:30,770 --> 00:39:32,105 They're all stupid. 832 00:39:32,205 --> 00:39:33,239 "It's a queue. 833 00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:34,941 "You're supposed to wait." 834 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:36,576 Telling me to hurry up. 835 00:39:36,609 --> 00:39:38,178 Telling me to cheer up. 836 00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:40,547 "Cheer up yourself with your fat-faced baby. 837 00:39:40,613 --> 00:39:42,415 "Mind your own business. 838 00:39:42,415 --> 00:39:43,783 "You don't know what's going on with me. 839 00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:45,850 "I could be suffering 840 00:39:45,185 --> 00:39:47,954 "from a terminal disease, for all you know. 841 00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:49,422 "You don't know my suffering. 842 00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:50,890 "You don't know my pain. 843 00:39:52,425 --> 00:39:53,727 "Go and cheer your husband up, 844 00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:56,696 "put a smile on his face for a change. 845 00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:59,299 People should be allowed to make their own decisions 846 00:39:59,432 --> 00:40:00,433 in their own time. 847 00:40:00,533 --> 00:40:01,568 I'm a sick woman. 848 00:40:01,701 --> 00:40:02,902 I can't just jump up 849 00:40:02,936 --> 00:40:05,271 and go wherever you want me to go. 850 00:40:05,305 --> 00:40:06,306 Go grieve. 851 00:40:06,439 --> 00:40:08,475 Fling yourself down at graveside, 852 00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:10,610 bawl your guts out, put down flowers, 853 00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:12,712 but don't try and hijack my grief, 854 00:40:12,779 --> 00:40:14,581 I'm sick to death of it! 855 00:40:18,885 --> 00:40:19,819 Are you gonna cook dinner? 856 00:40:21,254 --> 00:40:26,226 No, Curtley, I am not going to cook dinner. 857 00:40:26,292 --> 00:40:29,462 If you want dinner, cook it yourself. 858 00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:16,209 Is that chicken? 859 00:41:16,343 --> 00:41:17,677 What's it look like? 860 00:41:17,777 --> 00:41:19,646 Disgusting. 861 00:41:19,779 --> 00:41:21,815 You know I can't stand it in the house. 862 00:41:23,883 --> 00:41:26,520 My mother used to force me to eat it. 863 00:41:26,186 --> 00:41:27,220 Yeah, we know. 864 00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:30,390 She used to stand over me. 865 00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:34,561 Chicken, turkey, duck, cow foot, fish head. 866 00:41:34,694 --> 00:41:36,529 Liver. Bully beef. 867 00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:38,331 Pig tail, tripe. 868 00:41:40,467 --> 00:41:42,135 Moses, don't forget to double bag it 869 00:41:42,235 --> 00:41:43,970 and put it outside. 870 00:41:46,373 --> 00:41:47,841 Did you pick up anything for me? 871 00:41:48,742 --> 00:41:50,377 I thought you was gonna sleep. 872 00:41:50,510 --> 00:41:54,814 I'm not well, Curtley. I'm a sick woman. 873 00:41:54,914 --> 00:41:57,851 I got chronic migraine ringing in my ears. 874 00:41:57,984 --> 00:42:01,421 Stiff jaw. My teeth are killing me. 875 00:42:01,521 --> 00:42:04,240 I've got muscle aches, spasms. 876 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:06,593 My belly's running. 877 00:42:06,693 --> 00:42:09,950 Anyway, I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow. 878 00:42:09,229 --> 00:42:13,330 Thank God. I'm going to the dentist as well. 879 00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:16,770 Hopefully, I'll get some straight answers for a change. 880 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:18,405 - Whoa! My God! - What? 881 00:42:18,505 --> 00:42:19,839 - Curtley, there's a fox! - What? 882 00:42:19,906 --> 00:42:21,374 - A fox! Get it out. -Eh? 883 00:42:21,441 --> 00:42:24,110 Oh! There's a fox! 884 00:42:24,177 --> 00:42:26,546 - What? - Ooh! Curtley, get him! 885 00:42:26,579 --> 00:42:29,783 Shut the door. 886 00:42:31,217 --> 00:42:33,253 Curtley! Look at him staring at me. 887 00:42:33,353 --> 00:42:34,754 Curtley, move it. 888 00:42:35,955 --> 00:42:37,757 Get it in the other garden! 889 00:42:39,292 --> 00:42:41,628 Whoa! Curtley! 890 00:42:51,204 --> 00:42:53,907 Curtley! Get it away from the house! 891 00:43:17,497 --> 00:43:19,650 Hi, Pansy Deacon? 892 00:43:19,990 --> 00:43:21,301 Mrs. Deacon to you. Who are you? 893 00:43:21,334 --> 00:43:23,136 Mrs. Deacon, I'm Dr. Rosie Bolt. 894 00:43:23,169 --> 00:43:24,504 Where's Dr. Goldberg? 895 00:43:24,604 --> 00:43:26,306 I'm afraid he's had to go to a funeral. 896 00:43:26,339 --> 00:43:27,674 Who's dead? Where? 897 00:43:27,774 --> 00:43:29,576 I believe a close relative in Israel. 898 00:43:29,642 --> 00:43:30,944 Why's he bothering with the dead 899 00:43:30,977 --> 00:43:32,912 when he's got the living suffering here? 900 00:43:34,514 --> 00:43:35,648 Would you like to come in for a chat? 901 00:43:35,782 --> 00:43:37,117 No. 902 00:43:37,183 --> 00:43:38,651 Or we can arrange for another appointment for you 903 00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:40,860 when Dr. Goldberg's back. 904 00:43:40,186 --> 00:43:42,220 Do you know how long I waited for this appointment? 905 00:43:42,122 --> 00:43:43,256 Two weeks. 906 00:43:43,356 --> 00:43:45,592 Only to get a mouse with glasses 907 00:43:45,625 --> 00:43:48,361 squeaking at me. 908 00:43:49,863 --> 00:43:50,864 Thank you. 909 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,333 - You coming in? - I'm going to have to. 910 00:43:53,433 --> 00:43:56,102 I've got no choice. I'm in pain. 911 00:43:56,136 --> 00:43:57,303 Come on in, then. 912 00:44:02,475 --> 00:44:04,344 - You okay? - No, I'm not okay. 913 00:44:04,477 --> 00:44:05,545 I'm at the doctor's. 914 00:44:05,679 --> 00:44:07,480 I wouldn't be here if I was okay. 915 00:44:07,547 --> 00:44:08,682 We're just going to listen to your heart 916 00:44:08,815 --> 00:44:10,383 - and feel your pulse. - What for? 917 00:44:10,483 --> 00:44:12,185 Because you have a prior history of heart palpitations. 918 00:44:12,285 --> 00:44:14,521 I already told you, it's not tumping, 919 00:44:14,621 --> 00:44:16,560 you're not going to hear anything. 920 00:44:16,156 --> 00:44:17,290 So do you not want me to examine you? 921 00:44:17,390 --> 00:44:18,825 No, it's a waste of time. 922 00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:20,560 I want you to get to the heart of the matter. 923 00:44:20,694 --> 00:44:22,462 - Me head. - Fair enough. 924 00:44:23,296 --> 00:44:24,564 Want to lie back? 925 00:44:24,664 --> 00:44:25,999 What am I lying back for? 926 00:44:26,660 --> 00:44:27,701 - So I can feel your stomach. - Get on with it, then. 927 00:44:27,834 --> 00:44:28,868 I haven't got all day. 928 00:44:28,968 --> 00:44:30,337 Does it feel all right at the moment? 929 00:44:30,403 --> 00:44:31,805 Gurgling. 930 00:44:31,871 --> 00:44:33,173 Right, let me know if it hurts when I touch it. 931 00:44:33,306 --> 00:44:34,307 I will. 932 00:44:35,241 --> 00:44:36,242 No. 933 00:44:36,810 --> 00:44:37,811 No. 934 00:44:38,745 --> 00:44:40,246 - Tender. - Are you a smoker? 935 00:44:40,313 --> 00:44:42,382 - No. - Drink? 936 00:44:42,415 --> 00:44:45,318 - No, I don't drink. - Take caffeine? 937 00:44:45,385 --> 00:44:47,387 I have me three cups of coffee in the morning, 938 00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:49,255 one in the afternoon with my programs, 939 00:44:49,389 --> 00:44:51,524 and sometimes I take a little espresso, 940 00:44:51,591 --> 00:44:53,159 in the evenings after dinner. 941 00:44:53,226 --> 00:44:54,594 Have you ever thought about cutting back 942 00:44:54,694 --> 00:44:55,762 on your caffeine intake? 943 00:44:58,198 --> 00:44:59,499 How long have you been a doctor? 944 00:44:59,566 --> 00:45:00,767 Five years. 945 00:45:00,867 --> 00:45:01,901 That's not long, is it? 946 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:03,269 Also six years at med school. 947 00:45:03,336 --> 00:45:05,500 Yeah, well, you was a student longer 948 00:45:05,105 --> 00:45:06,172 than you've been a doctor. 949 00:45:07,107 --> 00:45:08,174 This all feels okay, 950 00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:09,576 it's soft, as it should be. 951 00:45:09,709 --> 00:45:10,944 Are you simple? 952 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,612 Of course it's soft. There ain't nothing in it. 953 00:45:12,746 --> 00:45:13,913 I told you already. 954 00:45:14,140 --> 00:45:16,116 I was on the toilet for ages this morning. 955 00:45:16,216 --> 00:45:17,917 I thought me brains was going to come out. 956 00:45:18,385 --> 00:45:19,552 Right. 957 00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:20,920 That's the end 958 00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:22,422 of your examination. You can put your coat back on. 959 00:45:23,423 --> 00:45:24,624 D'you know what? 960 00:45:24,724 --> 00:45:26,593 You ain't got no finesse. 961 00:45:26,626 --> 00:45:29,629 Whatever you can say about Dr. Goldberg, 962 00:45:29,729 --> 00:45:31,898 he's got good bedside manner. 963 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,300 He knows how to talk to patients. 964 00:45:34,434 --> 00:45:35,735 That's something they can't teach 965 00:45:35,802 --> 00:45:39,239 at your student medical university place. 966 00:45:43,877 --> 00:45:45,378 No blood tests. 967 00:45:45,478 --> 00:45:46,880 No urine sample. 968 00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:49,949 It's unacceptable. 969 00:45:52,152 --> 00:45:53,153 Mrs. Deacon, 970 00:45:53,219 --> 00:45:54,454 could you put these safety specs 971 00:45:54,487 --> 00:45:55,588 on for us, please? 972 00:45:55,622 --> 00:45:56,890 - Are they new? -No. 973 00:45:56,956 --> 00:45:59,159 But we do disinfect them between every patient. 974 00:45:59,259 --> 00:46:00,593 Your clean's not my clean. 975 00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:02,395 I can assure you they're clean. 976 00:46:02,462 --> 00:46:04,330 I'd wear them myself if I could. 977 00:46:04,464 --> 00:46:05,799 I'm not wearing these. 978 00:46:05,899 --> 00:46:07,500 Okay, Mrs. Deacon. 979 00:46:07,634 --> 00:46:09,636 Chin up to the sky and open wide. 980 00:46:09,736 --> 00:46:11,638 Yeah, I know. I've been here before. 981 00:46:11,738 --> 00:46:13,940 I know, I know you have. 982 00:46:13,973 --> 00:46:15,642 How could I forget? 983 00:46:16,509 --> 00:46:18,611 Lovely. 984 00:46:18,678 --> 00:46:20,647 Wow, you've been doing a great job 985 00:46:20,747 --> 00:46:22,182 at keeping your teeth clean. 986 00:46:22,248 --> 00:46:23,616 I know how to look after myself, 987 00:46:23,683 --> 00:46:24,751 thank you very much. 988 00:46:24,784 --> 00:46:26,353 I'm a clean person. 989 00:46:26,419 --> 00:46:27,587 I know. I'm sure. 990 00:46:27,654 --> 00:46:28,788 I'm sure you are. 991 00:46:30,690 --> 00:46:32,125 Lovely. 992 00:46:32,258 --> 00:46:33,660 Ow! What are you doing? 993 00:46:33,693 --> 00:46:36,129 Mrs. Deacon, this is only a dental probe. 994 00:46:36,262 --> 00:46:37,297 Yeah, I know. 995 00:46:37,364 --> 00:46:38,798 We use it to measure your gums. 996 00:46:38,865 --> 00:46:41,134 You don't have to stab people with it, Christ. 997 00:46:41,267 --> 00:46:43,269 I'm sorry, Mrs. Deacon. 998 00:46:43,336 --> 00:46:45,372 My jaw's killing me enough as it is. 999 00:46:45,505 --> 00:46:47,140 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 1000 00:46:47,207 --> 00:46:48,875 - Crikey! - Let's have a look at it. 1001 00:46:48,975 --> 00:46:50,810 - Shall we? - No! 1002 00:46:50,877 --> 00:46:51,878 Yes. 1003 00:46:53,313 --> 00:46:55,115 -Oh, does it hurt? - Yes. 1004 00:46:55,181 --> 00:46:56,383 And what about here? 1005 00:46:56,449 --> 00:46:57,550 - Is that painful? - Ow! 1006 00:46:57,650 --> 00:47:00,200 Listen, it hurts. 1007 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,321 It hurts when I talk. 1008 00:47:01,454 --> 00:47:03,523 It hurts when I eat. It hurts when I drink. 1009 00:47:03,623 --> 00:47:04,824 It hurts when I laugh. 1010 00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:07,727 It hurts, all right? 1011 00:47:07,861 --> 00:47:09,295 Mrs. Deacon, would you like me 1012 00:47:09,329 --> 00:47:11,131 to continue with this dental check-up? 1013 00:47:11,231 --> 00:47:12,332 Of course! 1014 00:47:12,465 --> 00:47:14,334 But on the proviso that you understand 1015 00:47:14,401 --> 00:47:16,903 that you've got a living, breathing, human being 1016 00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:18,138 in your hands. 1017 00:47:18,238 --> 00:47:19,906 You're not washing up the dishes. 1018 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,875 Of course. Of course not. 1019 00:47:21,975 --> 00:47:24,744 I promise to be as gentle as I possibly can. 1020 00:47:24,844 --> 00:47:26,346 Good. 1021 00:47:26,413 --> 00:47:28,581 And don't patronize me. I'm not a child. 1022 00:47:29,315 --> 00:47:30,583 Okay, then. 1023 00:47:31,818 --> 00:47:33,153 Lovely. 1024 00:47:36,222 --> 00:47:38,491 Ow! It's torture. 1025 00:47:38,591 --> 00:47:41,594 £25.80! 1026 00:47:41,695 --> 00:47:43,563 It's unacceptable. 1027 00:47:43,663 --> 00:47:45,665 Mrs. Deacon, if you are not satisfied 1028 00:47:45,732 --> 00:47:47,534 with the service of this dental practice, 1029 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,103 you are very welcome to find a new dentist. 1030 00:47:50,203 --> 00:47:51,338 Yeah, I will. 1031 00:48:13,793 --> 00:48:14,961 What d'you mean, drinking water? 1032 00:48:15,950 --> 00:48:16,960 - **** that, bro. - Hey, get off me, bro! 1033 00:48:16,129 --> 00:48:17,397 Hey, do that thing for me, you know. 1034 00:48:17,464 --> 00:48:18,798 Hey, bro. Hey, listen. Look. 1035 00:48:18,898 --> 00:48:19,966 Hey, there's Chunks! 1036 00:48:20,660 --> 00:48:21,935 - What? Hey, Mo! - Hey, hey, hey, Moses! 1037 00:48:22,535 --> 00:48:23,536 Hey, Moses! 1038 00:48:24,204 --> 00:48:26,406 Hey, bro, what's up? 1039 00:48:26,539 --> 00:48:27,941 Can't hear me when I'm talking to you, bro? 1040 00:48:28,410 --> 00:48:29,242 - These are nice, bro. - What's wrong with you? 1041 00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:30,910 - What you saying, bro? - Where you going, bro? 1042 00:48:30,944 --> 00:48:32,746 - I'm just going for a walk. - Going for a what? 1043 00:48:32,779 --> 00:48:34,247 - Chill, chill, chill. - What, exercise? 1044 00:48:34,381 --> 00:48:35,815 ****ing hell, blud. 1045 00:48:35,949 --> 00:48:37,784 Hey, they make double doors for brothers like you, innit? 1046 00:48:39,319 --> 00:48:40,420 Hey, look up at me when I'm talking to you, bro. 1047 00:48:40,487 --> 00:48:41,955 Have some manners. 1048 00:48:42,550 --> 00:48:42,789 - Hey, easy, easy, bruv, easy. - What the **** is wrong 1049 00:48:42,822 --> 00:48:44,224 with you, blud? 1050 00:48:44,257 --> 00:48:45,925 - What you looking so sad for? - Yeah, relax, man. 1051 00:48:45,992 --> 00:48:47,460 What, they ran out of burgers? 1052 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:48,561 'Cause he ate them all. 1053 00:48:48,661 --> 00:48:49,796 Look at him, bruv, look at him. 1054 00:48:49,896 --> 00:48:50,930 ****ing hell, you know. 1055 00:48:50,997 --> 00:48:52,465 My man will never change, boy. 1056 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,269 All right, stay safe, big man. I mean, large man. 1057 00:48:56,336 --> 00:48:57,337 - Yeah? -Take it easy, bro. 1058 00:48:57,437 --> 00:48:59,500 Hey, don't cut your wrists! 1059 00:49:17,457 --> 00:49:18,458 Your sister called me. 1060 00:49:18,525 --> 00:49:19,693 - Who? - Chantelle. 1061 00:49:19,826 --> 00:49:21,261 I know who my sister is, thank you very much. 1062 00:49:21,294 --> 00:49:22,595 What's she calling you for? 1063 00:49:22,662 --> 00:49:24,300 She wants to make sure you're going cemetery. 1064 00:49:24,130 --> 00:49:25,465 We already talked about it. 1065 00:49:25,498 --> 00:49:27,667 Why are you inveigling up yourself in my family? 1066 00:49:27,701 --> 00:49:29,335 It's none of your business. 1067 00:49:29,369 --> 00:49:30,670 She's asked all of us to come over to her place afterwards. 1068 00:49:30,704 --> 00:49:32,706 I know! We discussed it. 1069 00:49:33,473 --> 00:49:35,800 This doesn't involve you. 1070 00:49:35,141 --> 00:49:36,376 If I don't want to go, I won't. 1071 00:49:36,476 --> 00:49:37,544 If I do, I will. 1072 00:49:39,145 --> 00:49:40,280 Turn the light off. 1073 00:50:21,921 --> 00:50:23,560 You all right? 1074 00:50:23,189 --> 00:50:24,257 What are you talking to her for? 1075 00:50:24,357 --> 00:50:26,826 She can't hear you. The dead are dead. 1076 00:50:26,893 --> 00:50:28,728 And they know who to frighten. 1077 00:50:28,828 --> 00:50:30,263 We're just coming to pay our respects. 1078 00:50:30,363 --> 00:50:31,498 And then we go. 1079 00:50:31,531 --> 00:50:32,899 I'm not spending the whole afternoon here. 1080 00:50:42,676 --> 00:50:44,110 I used to have a bag of stuff here, 1081 00:50:44,210 --> 00:50:45,879 but I think the foxes got to it. 1082 00:50:45,945 --> 00:50:48,448 - Foxes? - Yeah, foxes. 1083 00:50:50,550 --> 00:50:51,551 Here. 1084 00:50:56,956 --> 00:50:59,693 I clean 24/7 and you want me to come down here 1085 00:50:59,793 --> 00:51:02,696 and scrub down my dead mother's tombstone? 1086 00:51:05,310 --> 00:51:07,300 They should have people come round and do this, 1087 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,102 the amount you have to pay for a plot. 1088 00:51:09,235 --> 00:51:10,303 Thief. 1089 00:51:10,403 --> 00:51:11,638 You never paid for nuttin'. 1090 00:51:11,738 --> 00:51:13,730 Pearl paid for it herself. 1091 00:51:13,106 --> 00:51:15,575 Oh, Pearl, Pearl, Pearl. Precious Pearl. 1092 00:51:15,709 --> 00:51:17,911 Pearl who can do no wrong. 1093 00:51:17,944 --> 00:51:19,145 Why are you so angry? 1094 00:51:19,245 --> 00:51:20,547 Well, how do you want me to be? 1095 00:51:20,613 --> 00:51:23,416 I'm standing by my dead mother's graveside. 1096 00:51:23,483 --> 00:51:25,151 Do you want me to be skinning up my teeth 1097 00:51:25,251 --> 00:51:27,253 and cracking joke? 1098 00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:29,389 She's rotting beneath our feet. 1099 00:51:30,457 --> 00:51:32,158 What do you...? 1100 00:51:32,258 --> 00:51:33,893 Just show some respect. 1101 00:51:37,330 --> 00:51:39,999 - Here. - Oh! I'm not touching those. 1102 00:51:40,133 --> 00:51:41,234 You put 'em in. 1103 00:51:41,301 --> 00:51:42,802 They're supposed to be from you. 1104 00:51:42,902 --> 00:51:44,504 She won't be able to tell either way. 1105 00:51:52,579 --> 00:51:54,848 Your memory of Pearl is not the same as mine. 1106 00:51:55,415 --> 00:51:56,416 You... 1107 00:51:56,516 --> 00:51:57,751 You had it easy. 1108 00:51:58,618 --> 00:52:00,120 You were the favorite. 1109 00:52:00,186 --> 00:52:01,588 You two thick as thieves, 1110 00:52:01,654 --> 00:52:03,690 ha-ha-ha, he-he-he-ing. 1111 00:52:03,823 --> 00:52:05,158 And where was Pansy? 1112 00:52:05,258 --> 00:52:08,194 - She treated us both same way. - No, she never. 1113 00:52:08,294 --> 00:52:09,529 She didn't support me. 1114 00:52:09,596 --> 00:52:10,630 Yes, she did. 1115 00:52:10,697 --> 00:52:13,500 No, she never. I was good at maths. 1116 00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,835 I was good with numbers. She didn't push me. 1117 00:52:17,370 --> 00:52:19,639 Even in death, she chose you. 1118 00:52:19,706 --> 00:52:21,474 I was the one who had to go round there 1119 00:52:21,541 --> 00:52:24,778 and find her lyin' stiff in the bed, 1120 00:52:24,878 --> 00:52:27,470 her two dead eyes staring at me. 1121 00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:30,350 Accusing. Disappointed. 1122 00:52:30,450 --> 00:52:33,453 "Oh, Pansy, what's wrong with you? 1123 00:52:33,553 --> 00:52:35,822 "Why can't you go outside and play? 1124 00:52:35,889 --> 00:52:37,791 "Why can't you make friends? 1125 00:52:37,857 --> 00:52:39,225 "Why can't you enjoy life?" 1126 00:52:39,325 --> 00:52:40,860 Why can't you enjoy life? 1127 00:52:40,994 --> 00:52:42,620 I don't know. 1128 00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:54,374 Haunted. 1129 00:52:59,346 --> 00:53:01,214 Haunted. 1130 00:53:08,988 --> 00:53:09,989 It's not fair. 1131 00:53:44,424 --> 00:53:46,459 I wish it was me that found her. 1132 00:53:49,696 --> 00:53:51,970 I'm sorry. 1133 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,755 She shouldn't have died on her own. 1134 00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:36,900 I'm so tired. 1135 00:54:38,678 --> 00:54:39,679 I know. 1136 00:54:41,748 --> 00:54:44,984 I just want to lie down and close my eyes. 1137 00:54:47,654 --> 00:54:49,220 I want it all to stop. 1138 00:54:51,825 --> 00:54:53,260 Let's go back to the flat. 1139 00:54:55,362 --> 00:54:56,363 No. 1140 00:54:56,496 --> 00:54:57,497 I wanna go home. 1141 00:54:58,998 --> 00:55:00,633 You're my only family, you know. 1142 00:55:04,337 --> 00:55:06,139 I can't do this anymore. 1143 00:55:08,174 --> 00:55:10,176 I'm so scared. 1144 00:55:12,450 --> 00:55:13,460 I know. 1145 00:55:16,349 --> 00:55:17,617 They all hate me. 1146 00:55:18,818 --> 00:55:20,153 Curtley hates me. 1147 00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:21,454 Moses hates me. 1148 00:55:21,521 --> 00:55:22,889 The girls hate me. You all hate me. 1149 00:55:23,230 --> 00:55:24,624 Nobody hates you. 1150 00:55:25,492 --> 00:55:26,793 We all love you. 1151 00:55:28,628 --> 00:55:29,529 I love you. 1152 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,837 I don't understand you. 1153 00:55:39,806 --> 00:55:41,241 But I love you. 1154 00:57:12,132 --> 00:57:13,133 - Hey. -Yes, running girl! 1155 00:57:16,169 --> 00:57:18,138 I'm sweating. 1156 00:57:19,439 --> 00:57:21,274 - You all right? - Yeah, man. 1157 00:57:22,942 --> 00:57:24,310 - You all right, Mo? -Hey, Uncle Curtley! 1158 00:57:24,344 --> 00:57:26,312 - Hey. You good? -Hey. Hey, Moses. 1159 00:57:49,102 --> 00:57:50,103 You all right? 1160 00:58:00,460 --> 00:58:01,948 I'm not going to leave you in the car, you know. 1161 00:58:09,522 --> 00:58:10,490 Come on. 1162 00:58:13,793 --> 00:58:14,794 Please. 1163 00:58:15,695 --> 00:58:17,330 All right. All right. 1164 00:58:58,104 --> 00:58:59,839 You're not going to come up in the lift, are you? 1165 00:58:59,906 --> 00:59:01,708 No. 1166 00:59:01,775 --> 00:59:03,943 You go on. I'll see you up there. 1167 00:59:08,415 --> 00:59:09,582 Mind the doors. 1168 00:59:12,185 --> 00:59:13,753 Going up. 1169 00:59:13,853 --> 00:59:15,388 Doors closing. 1170 01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:23,256 Chicken or fish? 1171 01:00:23,323 --> 01:00:24,491 - Uncle Curtley? - Just chicken, please. 1172 01:00:24,591 --> 01:00:25,525 - Chicken and fish, yeah? - You can have both, 1173 01:00:25,658 --> 01:00:26,626 - if you want. - Just chicken, yeah. 1174 01:00:26,659 --> 01:00:28,940 - Just chicken? Are you sure? - Yeah. 1175 01:00:28,194 --> 01:00:29,295 Yes. 1176 01:00:29,362 --> 01:00:30,530 You on a lean diet ting, yeah? 1177 01:00:30,663 --> 01:00:31,831 Mm-mm. You're taking 1178 01:00:31,931 --> 01:00:32,999 - after me. -Don't do it, 1179 01:00:33,990 --> 01:00:35,100 Uncle Curtley. No, don't do it. 1180 01:00:36,536 --> 01:00:37,537 You want rice and peas? 1181 01:00:37,671 --> 01:00:38,805 -Gravy? - Uh, yeah. 1182 01:00:38,938 --> 01:00:39,939 Macaroni? You want 1183 01:00:39,973 --> 01:00:40,974 - mac and cheese? - Everything, please. 1184 01:00:41,700 --> 01:00:42,142 Okay. All right. 1185 01:00:42,942 --> 01:00:44,344 Mm-hmm. Sweet potato? 1186 01:00:44,477 --> 01:00:45,679 Yes, please. 1187 01:00:45,779 --> 01:00:48,140 Okay. Hm. 1188 01:00:48,114 --> 01:00:50,116 - I'm hungry, you know. -I know, same. 1189 01:00:51,170 --> 01:00:52,352 - Plantain? - Yes. 1190 01:00:54,354 --> 01:00:55,288 We got to eat it whilst it's hot. 1191 01:00:55,388 --> 01:00:56,389 Yeah. 1192 01:00:56,489 --> 01:00:58,625 Okay, here you go. 1193 01:01:00,694 --> 01:01:01,628 There you go. 1194 01:01:03,296 --> 01:01:04,998 And there's salad, there's coleslaw. 1195 01:01:05,650 --> 01:01:06,533 I made the salad. 1196 01:01:06,633 --> 01:01:09,536 And Mum made the coleslaw, so you know it bangs. 1197 01:01:09,569 --> 01:01:10,537 Auntie Pansy, do you want me 1198 01:01:10,570 --> 01:01:11,538 to make you up a plate? 1199 01:01:14,741 --> 01:01:15,875 I can leave it for you right here. 1200 01:01:16,976 --> 01:01:18,178 Don't want anything. 1201 01:01:18,311 --> 01:01:19,312 You sure? 1202 01:01:25,318 --> 01:01:26,419 Mum, you want everything, yeah? 1203 01:01:27,854 --> 01:01:28,888 Later. 1204 01:01:29,220 --> 01:01:30,230 Huh? 1205 01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:31,891 I'll eat later. 1206 01:01:32,759 --> 01:01:34,394 Okay. 1207 01:01:39,265 --> 01:01:40,500 You good? 1208 01:01:40,567 --> 01:01:41,868 Yeah. Can I start? 1209 01:01:41,935 --> 01:01:43,690 Yeah, yeah, go for it. 1210 01:01:43,570 --> 01:01:44,537 Eat. 1211 01:01:46,906 --> 01:01:48,740 So you just making up a plate? 1212 01:01:48,174 --> 01:01:50,430 Yeah. No one else wants anything. 1213 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:04,190 Why are you not eating? 1214 01:02:31,217 --> 01:02:32,752 What's been happening? 1215 01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:35,880 Has she upset you? 1216 01:02:37,323 --> 01:02:38,324 What's she been saying? 1217 01:02:39,626 --> 01:02:41,394 Mum. 1218 01:02:41,461 --> 01:02:42,662 She says that we hate her. 1219 01:02:42,762 --> 01:02:43,797 We don't hate her. 1220 01:02:44,764 --> 01:02:46,132 Of course, we don't hate her. 1221 01:02:46,733 --> 01:02:47,734 But look at her. 1222 01:02:47,801 --> 01:02:49,102 She's maddy-maddy. 1223 01:02:49,135 --> 01:02:51,304 We don't hate people. 1224 01:02:51,404 --> 01:02:53,106 I know we don't hate people. 1225 01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:56,576 But she makes everything about her. 1226 01:02:57,610 --> 01:02:58,578 What about you? 1227 01:03:00,130 --> 01:03:01,481 Granny Pearl was your mum, too. 1228 01:03:04,170 --> 01:03:05,185 I just think she's rude, man. 1229 01:03:05,285 --> 01:03:06,419 She's out of order. 1230 01:03:06,486 --> 01:03:07,487 You have to be kind to people 1231 01:03:07,587 --> 01:03:08,755 for them to be kind back to you. 1232 01:03:08,822 --> 01:03:09,789 Am I not kind? 1233 01:03:10,790 --> 01:03:11,691 Boy! 1234 01:03:22,969 --> 01:03:24,304 - Come on. - Hm. 1235 01:03:26,539 --> 01:03:29,275 - Go easy, Kay, yeah? - Yes. 1236 01:03:33,279 --> 01:03:34,280 Okay, everybody. 1237 01:03:35,315 --> 01:03:36,649 Happy Mother's Day. 1238 01:03:36,716 --> 01:03:37,984 Happy Mother's Day! 1239 01:03:38,180 --> 01:03:39,652 Happy Mother's Day. 1240 01:03:39,719 --> 01:03:40,987 - Uncle Curtley... - I love you, Mum. 1241 01:03:41,210 --> 01:03:42,555 - Happy Mother's Day. -I love you. 1242 01:03:42,655 --> 01:03:44,724 - Happy Mother's Day, Moses. - Happy Mother's Day, Auntie P. 1243 01:03:44,858 --> 01:03:46,659 - Leish. Clink. - In the eyes. 1244 01:03:46,726 --> 01:03:48,328 Happy Mother's Day! 1245 01:03:50,163 --> 01:03:51,464 Come on, it's bad luck. 1246 01:03:54,834 --> 01:03:55,869 Happy Mother's Day. 1247 01:03:58,204 --> 01:03:59,539 How's your people, Curtley? 1248 01:03:59,673 --> 01:04:00,573 How's your mum? 1249 01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,220 Okay, Moses Deacon, here's a question for you. 1250 01:04:15,422 --> 01:04:17,724 Where exactly do you go on your walks? 1251 01:04:19,826 --> 01:04:20,760 Anywhere. 1252 01:04:21,561 --> 01:04:23,630 Ah, anywhere. 1253 01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:24,164 - Right. - You should come 1254 01:04:24,230 --> 01:04:25,498 on a walk with us! 1255 01:04:25,565 --> 01:04:26,900 Yeah, we should all go together. 1256 01:04:27,330 --> 01:04:28,735 The three of us, yeah? 1257 01:04:28,768 --> 01:04:29,869 What about next weekend? 1258 01:04:32,872 --> 01:04:34,374 You think about it, all right? 1259 01:04:36,343 --> 01:04:37,344 Yeah? 1260 01:04:38,945 --> 01:04:39,913 Yeah. 1261 01:04:41,214 --> 01:04:42,215 Deal. 1262 01:05:00,233 --> 01:05:01,234 What's going on? 1263 01:05:02,369 --> 01:05:03,303 I don't know. 1264 01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:10,430 Sit down. 1265 01:05:11,778 --> 01:05:12,712 Come on. 1266 01:05:26,292 --> 01:05:27,894 I'm tired. 1267 01:05:29,396 --> 01:05:30,430 You want to lie down? 1268 01:05:39,572 --> 01:05:41,107 You're worrying me, you know. 1269 01:05:42,509 --> 01:05:43,777 And this can't go on. 1270 01:05:45,979 --> 01:05:47,280 What we going to do about it? 1271 01:05:53,687 --> 01:05:55,880 They don't hate you, you know. 1272 01:05:55,155 --> 01:05:56,156 I don't care if they do. 1273 01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:57,624 I don't like them much. 1274 01:05:57,691 --> 01:05:58,992 Well, leave them, then. 1275 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:00,493 What... 1276 01:06:00,593 --> 01:06:02,162 You gotta look after yourself. 1277 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,334 I'm so lonely. 1278 01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:10,336 I'm lonely when they're there, 1279 01:06:10,370 --> 01:06:11,438 I'm lonely when they're not. 1280 01:06:11,504 --> 01:06:12,839 I don't feel safe. 1281 01:06:12,939 --> 01:06:14,474 Stuff happens when I go out. 1282 01:06:14,541 --> 01:06:15,875 - What stuff? - People. 1283 01:06:20,613 --> 01:06:22,782 Let them fend for themselves. 1284 01:06:27,687 --> 01:06:29,723 He didn't stand a chance, did he? 1285 01:06:29,856 --> 01:06:31,240 Who? 1286 01:06:31,157 --> 01:06:32,659 Moses. 1287 01:06:32,726 --> 01:06:34,194 He's a grown-**** man. 1288 01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:36,563 He's 22 years old. 1289 01:06:36,663 --> 01:06:38,465 And him. I can't even stand 1290 01:06:38,498 --> 01:06:39,866 the sound of his voice. 1291 01:06:41,340 --> 01:06:42,135 Lord. 1292 01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:45,538 What you marry him for? 1293 01:06:47,307 --> 01:06:49,476 I was scared. 1294 01:06:49,509 --> 01:06:51,110 Didn't want to end up on my own. 1295 01:06:52,178 --> 01:06:53,913 And what's wrong with being on your own? 1296 01:06:54,414 --> 01:06:55,582 I'm on my own. 1297 01:06:55,648 --> 01:06:56,883 Pearl was on her own. 1298 01:06:56,983 --> 01:06:59,850 Carlton should never have left us. 1299 01:06:59,219 --> 01:07:00,653 But he did, didn't he? 1300 01:07:01,488 --> 01:07:02,522 And she just got on with it. 1301 01:07:02,655 --> 01:07:03,757 She went out. She got herself a job. 1302 01:07:03,857 --> 01:07:04,924 Tell me about it. 1303 01:07:06,226 --> 01:07:07,227 I know. 1304 01:07:08,695 --> 01:07:09,829 She put a lot on you. 1305 01:07:10,730 --> 01:07:12,165 You looked after me. 1306 01:07:12,232 --> 01:07:15,201 She was always criticizing me. 1307 01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:16,536 She couldn't have done it without you, 1308 01:07:16,603 --> 01:07:18,171 and she knew that. 1309 01:07:19,506 --> 01:07:20,774 You did a good job. 1310 01:07:21,741 --> 01:07:22,942 You were just a kid. 1311 01:07:28,114 --> 01:07:30,250 I just want it to all stop. 1312 01:07:35,889 --> 01:07:37,290 Why don't you stay here with us? 1313 01:07:38,558 --> 01:07:40,930 Hmm? 1314 01:07:40,226 --> 01:07:42,950 - Just for the night. - I can't. 1315 01:07:42,195 --> 01:07:43,196 Why not? 1316 01:07:43,763 --> 01:07:45,980 All the plants. 1317 01:07:46,199 --> 01:07:47,267 Insects. 1318 01:07:47,967 --> 01:07:49,969 There are no insects. 1319 01:07:50,103 --> 01:07:51,404 What about the balcony? 1320 01:07:51,538 --> 01:07:53,573 Birds? 1321 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:56,376 - We shut the door at night. - What if something gets in? 1322 01:08:08,121 --> 01:08:09,556 - All right? -Mm-hmm. 1323 01:08:09,589 --> 01:08:10,790 Your belly full? 1324 01:08:10,824 --> 01:08:12,125 - Almost. -Mm-hmm. 1325 01:08:16,396 --> 01:08:18,431 Mum, can I make you a plate? You haven't eaten yet. 1326 01:08:18,498 --> 01:08:20,133 Nah, I'm drinking. 1327 01:08:20,266 --> 01:08:21,434 - Is it? -Mm-hmm. 1328 01:08:21,501 --> 01:08:22,569 What, you want some more prosecco? 1329 01:08:22,669 --> 01:08:24,404 Mm-hmm. 1330 01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:25,739 And bring your auntie's glass. 1331 01:08:25,839 --> 01:08:26,840 Uh-huh, okay. 1332 01:08:26,973 --> 01:08:28,341 - Fill it up, Leish. - Mm-hmm! 1333 01:08:28,441 --> 01:08:29,476 -Mm-hmm. - Mm. 1334 01:08:29,576 --> 01:08:31,578 Turn up, 1335 01:08:31,678 --> 01:08:33,413 turn up, turn up, turn up. 1336 01:08:39,285 --> 01:08:40,820 Auntie Pansy, you know you've got a surprise 1337 01:08:40,854 --> 01:08:42,220 waiting for you when you get home? 1338 01:08:42,122 --> 01:08:43,623 Is it? What is it? 1339 01:08:44,824 --> 01:08:46,292 Mo, you not told your mum? 1340 01:08:49,696 --> 01:08:50,830 Moses. 1341 01:08:53,299 --> 01:08:54,467 I got her some flowers. 1342 01:08:56,503 --> 01:08:59,439 - Aw! - Yeah. For Mother's Day. 1343 01:08:59,506 --> 01:09:00,607 But you went to the cemetery 1344 01:09:00,707 --> 01:09:01,641 before he could give them to you. 1345 01:09:02,509 --> 01:09:04,177 So sweet. 1346 01:10:30,130 --> 01:10:32,320 Thank you, Moses. 1347 01:12:25,845 --> 01:12:27,247 Do you want a cup of tea? 1348 01:15:16,716 --> 01:15:17,817 Pansy? 1349 01:15:19,886 --> 01:15:21,870 Pansy. 1350 01:15:21,187 --> 01:15:23,423 - What? - What's going on? 1351 01:15:23,523 --> 01:15:25,592 I'm trying to sleep. 1352 01:15:26,693 --> 01:15:28,728 What you doing with my clothes? 1353 01:15:28,862 --> 01:15:30,930 I don't want you in here, Curtley. 1354 01:15:31,310 --> 01:15:32,866 I'm trying to get to sleep. 1355 01:15:32,899 --> 01:15:33,933 What? 1356 01:15:34,340 --> 01:15:36,102 "How's your family, Curtley? 1357 01:15:36,169 --> 01:15:37,170 "How's your mum?" 1358 01:15:38,171 --> 01:15:40,173 - What? - Your mum! 1359 01:15:40,273 --> 01:15:41,374 How is she? 1360 01:15:43,410 --> 01:15:46,680 You sit in there, in my sister's house, 1361 01:15:46,746 --> 01:15:48,348 yamming out her food, 1362 01:15:48,415 --> 01:15:51,117 and she asks you one civilized question. 1363 01:15:51,217 --> 01:15:52,786 "How's your mum?" 1364 01:15:52,886 --> 01:15:56,356 And you don't have the manners or decency to answer her. 1365 01:15:56,423 --> 01:16:00,930 You just sit there stuffing your face like a pig. 1366 01:16:01,461 --> 01:16:02,762 You disgust me. 1367 01:16:03,730 --> 01:16:05,398 You're disgusting! 1368 01:16:15,750 --> 01:16:16,443 What? 1369 01:16:16,543 --> 01:16:18,211 Why're you standing there? 1370 01:16:20,814 --> 01:16:21,915 All right. 1371 01:22:15,635 --> 01:22:16,636 It has four parts, right, 1372 01:22:16,703 --> 01:22:18,705 and it's made up of 23 measures. 1373 01:22:18,838 --> 01:22:21,708 Haydn arranged it for two bassoons, two clarinets, 1374 01:22:21,808 --> 01:22:23,109 two flutes, two horns, 1375 01:22:23,176 --> 01:22:25,545 two oboes, two trumpets, a timpani drum, 1376 01:22:25,645 --> 01:22:27,447 and a small string section. 1377 01:22:27,547 --> 01:22:28,982 It lasts 27 minutes, 1378 01:22:29,115 --> 01:22:32,452 and it premiered on 3rd March, 1794. 1379 01:22:32,552 --> 01:22:34,988 Haydn was very impressed by the range of clocks 1380 01:22:35,550 --> 01:22:36,560 he saw in London. 1381 01:22:36,156 --> 01:22:37,524 But that couldn't include Big Ben 1382 01:22:37,624 --> 01:22:40,527 because that didn't start construction until 1843, 1383 01:22:40,627 --> 01:22:43,296 and was completed in 1859. 1384 01:22:43,396 --> 01:22:45,465 But, poor old Haydn had died in 1809, 1385 01:22:45,532 --> 01:22:47,233 so he was never gonna see it. 1386 01:22:49,135 --> 01:22:51,705 Of course, Big Ben is only the bell inside the tower. 1387 01:22:51,838 --> 01:22:53,139 And the tower itself 1388 01:22:53,239 --> 01:22:55,475 has now been renamed the Elizabeth Tower. 1389 01:22:55,542 --> 01:22:56,576 Did you know that, Curtley? 1390 01:22:57,243 --> 01:22:58,211 Yes. 1391 01:22:58,311 --> 01:22:59,312 I did know that. 1392 01:23:00,130 --> 01:23:01,140 Come on. 1393 01:23:02,148 --> 01:23:03,216 Let's get on with it. 1394 01:23:03,583 --> 01:23:04,584 Okay. 1395 01:23:07,687 --> 01:23:09,723 - Right, here, tip it, okay? -Tip, tip it. 1396 01:23:14,327 --> 01:23:16,196 Okay. All right. 1397 01:23:17,300 --> 01:23:18,865 Yeah, yeah. 1398 01:23:18,998 --> 01:23:19,999 Yeah. 1399 01:23:20,660 --> 01:23:21,735 Yeah. 1400 01:23:21,868 --> 01:23:23,436 Whoa! 1401 01:23:23,536 --> 01:23:25,710 Okay. All right? 1402 01:23:25,171 --> 01:23:26,373 Yeah. 1403 01:23:26,506 --> 01:23:28,375 - You got it? -Yeah, yeah. 1404 01:23:38,918 --> 01:23:40,387 Okay. 1405 01:23:45,580 --> 01:23:47,927 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, okay. 1406 01:23:49,929 --> 01:23:52,198 - You... you okay? -No. 1407 01:23:52,265 --> 01:23:54,234 No, I'm not okay. 1408 01:23:57,203 --> 01:23:58,538 Come, come. 1409 01:24:00,807 --> 01:24:01,941 Yeah. 1410 01:24:02,750 --> 01:24:04,577 Yeah, come, come. 1411 01:24:14,220 --> 01:24:15,388 Come, come, come. 1412 01:24:15,455 --> 01:24:18,910 Come. 1413 01:24:24,397 --> 01:24:25,999 You all right? 1414 01:24:26,990 --> 01:24:27,267 I think I've done my back in. 1415 01:24:38,745 --> 01:24:40,113 Yeah? 1416 01:24:40,180 --> 01:24:41,781 - Yeah. Take the keys. - Yeah, I've got 'em. 1417 01:24:41,815 --> 01:24:42,982 - All right, let's go. - Let's go. 1418 01:24:43,830 --> 01:24:44,784 - All right. You got me? - Yeah, yeah. 1419 01:24:44,851 --> 01:24:46,519 - Got me? Okay, okay... - I've got you. Yeah. 1420 01:24:46,619 --> 01:24:47,787 - Okay, okay. - Yeah. 1421 01:24:47,821 --> 01:24:48,822 I'm gonna put the bag down, yeah? 1422 01:24:48,855 --> 01:24:49,856 Yeah. 1423 01:24:50,824 --> 01:24:52,920 - Yeah, there you go. - Okay. 1424 01:24:53,793 --> 01:24:55,662 - In you get. Yeah? - Yeah. 1425 01:24:55,695 --> 01:24:58,331 Okay. 1426 01:24:58,431 --> 01:24:59,499 - Sorry. - Yeah. 1427 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:02,268 - Yeah. - All right. 1428 01:25:03,136 --> 01:25:04,838 - Yeah? - Yeah. Wait, wait. 1429 01:25:04,938 --> 01:25:06,272 - Wait, wait. - Yeah, okay, okay, okay. 1430 01:25:06,339 --> 01:25:07,540 All right, watch your leg. 1431 01:25:07,674 --> 01:25:09,542 -Yeah. - No, your foot, move it. 1432 01:25:40,740 --> 01:25:41,841 Come on, then. 1433 01:25:45,879 --> 01:25:47,480 Yeah. It's a bit... 1434 01:25:56,222 --> 01:25:57,424 There you go. 1435 01:26:04,864 --> 01:26:06,599 Okay. Yeah? 1436 01:26:06,700 --> 01:26:07,901 - Yeah. Yeah. - All right. 1437 01:26:17,377 --> 01:26:18,945 Okay. 1438 01:26:19,790 --> 01:26:20,780 - Come on, then. - Yeah. 1439 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,549 Yeah. Here I am. Yeah. 1440 01:26:22,615 --> 01:26:23,783 Okay, come on. 1441 01:26:23,917 --> 01:26:24,918 Ooh. 1442 01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:26,219 - Ooh... - Yeah. 1443 01:26:26,252 --> 01:26:28,355 - Take it easy. - I will, I will. 1444 01:26:31,424 --> 01:26:32,625 - Yeah. - There we go. 1445 01:26:35,395 --> 01:26:36,896 Go and get Pansy. 1446 01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:39,399 Go on. She's upstairs. 1447 01:27:22,108 --> 01:27:23,900 Pansy? 1448 01:27:30,684 --> 01:27:31,951 Pansy? 1449 01:27:31,985 --> 01:27:33,753 - **** off! Who is it? - It's only me, Virgil. 1450 01:27:33,820 --> 01:27:34,821 Yeah, Virgil! 1451 01:27:34,954 --> 01:27:35,989 - What d'you want? - I'm sorry. 1452 01:27:36,220 --> 01:27:37,123 What're you doing in my bedroom? 1453 01:27:37,190 --> 01:27:38,291 I could've been naked! 1454 01:27:38,425 --> 01:27:39,459 I'm... I'm sorry. 1455 01:27:41,695 --> 01:27:43,997 - It's Curtley. - What about Curtley? 1456 01:27:44,970 --> 01:27:45,298 He's hurt his back at work. 1457 01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:48,702 He's downstairs in the kitchen. 1458 01:27:51,538 --> 01:27:52,605 I'm sorry. 1459 01:28:09,656 --> 01:28:10,657 She's just coming. 1460 01:28:25,905 --> 01:28:27,700 You all right?