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[BOY HUMMING]

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NARRATOR: Once there was a boy
named Harold,

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who went on an adventure.

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And he took
his purple crayon with him.

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HAROLD: Aha!

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NARRATOR: He could draw
whatever he wanted.

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- [MONSTER GROWLS]
- [HAROLD SCREAMS, PANTS]

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NARRATOR: And sometimes,
that got him in over his head.

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[HAROLD GASPS]

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NARRATOR: But he always came up
thinking fast.

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[HAROLD SIGHS IN RELIEF]

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NARRATOR: And it was on
to the next adventure.

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[HAROLD LAUGHS]

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NARRATOR: He did what anyone
would do with a magic crayon.

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He made some pies,
and then he made some friends.

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He called them
Moose and Porcupine.

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Come on, everybody.

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NARRATOR: For obvious reasons.

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[ALL MUNCHING]

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- [GROWLS]
- [HAROLD YELLS] Not again!

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NARRATOR: They never left
each other's sides.

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Even when they got lost,
they always found each other.

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No matter where they were,

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Harold always remembered
where his bedroom window was.

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Right around the moon.

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Night, Harold.

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Good night.

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NARRATOR: The end.

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Good night, folks.

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Just kidding! Of course
the story didn't end there.

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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

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Come on, everybody!

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[PORCUPINE WHOOPING]

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I need to go down now!

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NARRATOR: His world got bigger.

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And so did his imagination.

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You got that right, Narrator!

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My stomachs are sloshing around!

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- Harold, look out!
- What?

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Hey, everybody!

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- [GROWLS]
- [GASPS, YELLS]

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NARRATOR: And he still got in
over his head.

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[MOOSE YELLING]

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NARRATOR: But he always came up
thinking fast.

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Little help here!

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NARRATOR: Faster than that.

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- Harold!
- I got it!

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Oh, hi! [SCREAMS]

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NARRATOR:
With his purple crayon,

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anything was possible.

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HAROLD: Gotcha!

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[MOOSE YELLS]

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- NARRATOR: Oh, careful there.
- HAROLD: Sorry, Moose.

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[BLOWS] Hmmph.

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HAROLD: I've been thinking.

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If I drew you guys,
then who drew me?

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[EXPLOSION]

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That's deep.

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NARRATOR: I drew you, Harold.

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- You did?
- NARRATOR: Mm-hmm. I sure did.

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What do you look like?

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I used to look
a little like you.

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But I'm an old man now.

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I guess in a way
I'm your old man.

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My old man.

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- [MOOSE YELLING]
- [PORCUPINE GRUNTS]

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So then why can't I
see you, Old Man?

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NARRATOR: Because
I'm someplace else.

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The Real World.

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The Real World. Wow.

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What's that?

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NARRATOR: Well,
it's kind of like your world

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only a bit more colorful.

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And a lot more complicated.

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Well, it sounds amazing.
Can I visit you someday?

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NARRATOR: Oh,
I wish that was possible.

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But with the crayon
anything is possible, right?

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NARRATOR: Good night, Harold.

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Wait, wait, wait, Old Man.
One more question.

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- Why did you draw me?
- NARRATOR: Night, Harold.

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Okay, okay.

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Good night, Old Man.

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[WIND BLOWING]

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[PORCUPINE EXCLAIMS]

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So, Old Man, I've been thinking

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and I've got
a lot of follow-up questions.

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Old Man?

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You there?

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[VOICE ECHOING] Old Man. Hello!

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Old Man!

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[FLAMES WHOOSHING]

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Old Man!

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All of a sudden
this guy goes quiet?

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I don't think so.

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This man loved to talk.

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Maybe he's busy
being real in the Real World.

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- [EXPLOSION]
- [GASPS] I'm deep.

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That's it! Guys,
let's go to the Real World!

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Oh, no, no, no.
We don't wanna do that.

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[YELLS]

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With the crayon,
anything is possible.

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That's not how it works, Harold.
You can't just--

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[HAROLD GASPS]

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[CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS]

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Whoa!

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Yeah! Let's go!

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[HISSES]

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You heard the old man.
The Real World is constipated.

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And who knows what that means.

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Okay, fine. You two stay here
in case my old man comes back.

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Great idea.

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And I'm gonna go look for him
out there. Don't worry.

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- I got this!
- Wait!

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[HAROLD YELLING]

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[YELLING]

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- [PANTING]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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- WOMAN: What is he wearing?
- [BIKE BELL RINGS]

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It's so bright.

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It's so beautiful.

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What are you doing?

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It's very confusing.
I'm new here, but--

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Oh, hello.

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Very creative.

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[GASPS]

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Near.

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Far.

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Near. Far. Three dimensions.

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Oh, it's even cooler
than I imagined!

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Look at all the friendly people!

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- Oh, excuse me. Where are we?
- Get lost, Smurf.

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- We're going after him, right?
- Mmh-mmh. Nope.

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Aw, come on. Just a peek.

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- All right, all right.
- Yes!

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Just a peek.

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What's it look like?

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MOOSE: I can't tell. It's...
It's all mysterious and fuzzy.

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Maybe you should look closer.

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[BELLOWS]

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[GRUNTS]

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Aw, come on!

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[MOOSE BELLOWS, YELLS]

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The Real World.

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Why do my hooves feel so soft?

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[GASPS]

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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[GASPING]

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[SCREAMS]

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Hi!

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What are we running from?

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A grown man in a onesie.

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Oh.

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Real World clothes.

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Different. [CHUCKLES]

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Leavin' me behind.

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You're not gonna last one day.
[GASPS]

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[GRUNTS] Don't worry.

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Porcupine's on the way.

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Yes! [GRUNTS]

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No thumbs!

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That's not good.

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[SIGHS]

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It's him! Old Man!

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Old Man! Old Man!

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Harold?

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Harold! Harold! It's me, Moose!

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- Moose?
- Yes, yes.

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[LAUGHS EXCITEDLY] Oh, hi.

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Hi, buddy!
You look so different.

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- I look strange, right?
- No, no, you look really cool.

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- Are you sure?
- Oh, yeah.

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Okay, this Real World thing
is real.

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It's really real.
And guess what.

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It's only getting better,
because we found him.

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The old man. He's right here.

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Let's go!

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Old Man! It's Harold! Finally!
Ow!

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Hey! Get away from me!

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Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

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Why would you do that?

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Uh, Harold, maybe we
got the wrong guy.

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HAROLD: You're probably right,
Moose.

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Have a good day, Not Old Man!

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The Real World is huge.

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There has to be at least
10 to 20 old men here.

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Yeah. We got a lot
of ground to cover.

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[BELL RINGS]

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Real world, here I come!

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[WHOOPING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[WHOOPING]

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[DISTANT CHATTER]

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[GASPS] Thumbs!

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Yes! Yes.

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[GASPS] Whoa.
Look at these legs!

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Whoa.

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Ah. Aah.

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Look out, world.

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I'm big.

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Hi. I'm Porcupine.

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I'm a bunny.

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No way.

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[CAR HONKS]

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HAROLD: Hi!

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[CARS HONKING]

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- MAN: Get off the road!
- Nice day for a ride!

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WOMAN: Hey, Prasad.

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I know,
I won't miss another sh--

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I won't miss another shift.
I just--

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Come on, Prasad.

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I had to take my kid
to a school thing.

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She should not be
using her phone while driving.

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[BUS HONKING]

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- Uh, Harold?
- Yeah?

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I don't think
we're doing this right!

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- Okay.
- Look out!

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- Excuse us! Excuse us!
- [TIRES SCREECHING]

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- WOMAN: Prasad. Hold on.
- Mom!

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- [HAROLD, MOOSE SCREAMING]
- [SCREAMS]

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[BELLOWS]

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[AIR HISSING]

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- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

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[BOTH GROANING]

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WOMAN: Oh...

224
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You okay, Carl?
It's okay, buddy.

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[GROANS] Felt like my old self
for a second.

226
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I don't know
if it was a fear thing.

227
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Oh, my God! Are you okay?
I'm so sorry!

228
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,435
I didn't see you there.

229
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I thought I saw a moose.
Did you guys see a moose?

230
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Yeah. I'm a moose.

231
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I think you have a concussion.

232
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My insides are coming out
my outsides!

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WOMAN: I'm gonna
get you a Band-Aid.

234
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I think I have one in my purse.

235
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Oh... Oh, shoot.

236
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I got a flat tire. Sorry,
one sec. Just hang on. Um...

237
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Hang on one sec.

238
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Hi. Yeah, I'm gonna need a tire.

239
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I have a flat and no spare.

240
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,862
Yeah, I'll hold. Thank you.

241
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- How did you do that?
- Shh!

242
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,407
Hi, I'm--

243
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,246
Wow, you are really
good at that.

244
00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:22,415
She's not actually
changing a tire.

245
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,551
She's just attaching it
onto the car.

246
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,887
- That's how you change a tire.
- That's how you change a tire.

247
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What's that?

248
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,961
Oh, it's...
It's my whistle for Carl.

249
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- [BLOWS SILENTLY]
- Ahh!

250
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:38,865
Wow, that was loud!

251
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,340
Uh, who's Carl?

252
00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:42,836
He's my Dragolizagator.

253
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- He's right there.
- HAROLD: Huh?

254
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[BOY CHUCKLES]

255
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Is he really small?

256
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,909
He's got amazing
camouflage abilities.

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BOTH: Oh.

258
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:54,214
He's part eagle,
lion, alligator.

259
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,750
You know what, kiddo?
Let's not do Carl today, okay?

260
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,886
[CHUCKLES]
Well, he's licking me,

261
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,287
which is a little ticklish.

262
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,523
Oh, that tickles!
But he's lick--

263
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,580
Oh, it tickles! Oh, it tickles!

264
00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:07,227
- He's going after you.
- He's going after you, Moose!

265
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,595
Don't worry.
He's just trying to sniff you

266
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:09,696
to see if you're friendly.

267
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:12,980
I'm a moose. Get your sniff on.
[LAUGHS]

268
00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:13,166
[CHUCKLES]

269
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,469
By the way,
I'm Terry and this is Mel.

270
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:18,438
Hi, I'm Harold.

271
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,739
Moose again.

272
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,274
I'm so sorry for everything.

273
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,776
Can I give you guys
a ride somewhere?

274
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,310
It's the least I can do.

275
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,578
Sure.

276
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,647
[SNIFFING]

277
00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:36,589
[SQUEALS] Old Man!

278
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,724
No! Stop!

279
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,920
Hi!

280
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,227
My goodness.
What is it with you people?

281
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,829
It's me, Porcupine.

282
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,964
If you don't want any trouble,
you better get out of here.

283
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,800
- [HISSES]
- What are you doing?

284
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,937
Aw. No quills.

285
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,739
This really
is a brand-new world.

286
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,810
[BOTH CHUCKLING]

287
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,511
[SEATBEALTS WHIZZING]

288
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,848
I'm glad you guys are okay.

289
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:04,818
And that you're not litigious.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

290
00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:08,880
Sorry about hitting you
back there.

291
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:09,656
Uh, where can I drop you off?

292
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,125
Uh, well, the old man's house
would be great.

293
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,793
You mean your dad?

294
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:17,997
Yeah. I mean,
I guess you could call him that.

295
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:18,932
If it weren't for him,

296
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,340
I wouldn't exist, so...
[CHUCKLES]

297
00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:22,168
Where does he live?

298
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:25,605
Well, we were hoping
that you would know.

299
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,607
- Where your dad lives?
- Yes.

300
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,543
Uh, no, I do not know that.
[CHUCKLES]

301
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,146
But I'm happy to drop you
at a bus station

302
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,848
or wherever
you're staying tonight.

303
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,316
Well, we don't exactly know

304
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,518
where we're gonna stay
tonight just yet.

305
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,621
Yeah. And you're the only people
we actually know, so...

306
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,189
They can stay with us.

307
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,691
[GASPS] New friends! Yay!

308
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,160
Oh, gosh, that would be so fun.

309
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,895
But we don't have a room.

310
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,197
Yeah, we do, Mom.
Above the garage.

311
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:52,999
No, Mel,
they're not staying with us.

312
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:56,200
I'm sorry, we just don't
know you, really, at all.

313
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,470
Mom, we can't just abandon them.

314
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,872
You hit them,
you broke their bike.

315
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,540
And they don't
have anywhere to stay.

316
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,770
Dad always said,
"When people need help..."

317
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,312
BOTH: "We help."

318
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,715
Yeah. Yeah, we do say that.

319
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,385
[SIGHS] Okay, fine.

320
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,220
One night. Above the garage.

321
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:16,389
Yes!

322
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,590
Wow, that's a lot of emphasis

323
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,892
- on "Above the garage."
- Yeah.

324
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,427
Just don't get
too excited, okay?

325
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,898
[WHISPERING] That's what people
say when it's really exciting.

326
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,232
[MOOSE CHUCKLES]

327
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,667
HAROLD AND MOOSE:
Above the garage!

328
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:31,338
Above the garage!
Above the garage!

329
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,672
HAROLD: Is this your house?

330
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,107
MOOSE: Ooh, nice!

331
00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:38,244
Home sweet home.

332
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,948
Could use a new coat of paint
and a new roof,

333
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,840
and a lot of other things.

334
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,353
HAROLD: I think it looks great.

335
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,723
TERRY: [SARCASTICALLY]
Here's the palace.

336
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,693
Oh, Terry, this is amazing!

337
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,129
Do you see this?
She has a wall bed.

338
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,797
This is so classy.

339
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,467
How did you know
I sleep standin' up?

340
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,568
TERRY: Oh, you know what,

341
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,770
I never got around to donating
any of these clothes,

342
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,638
so please help yourself
to anything that fits you.

343
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,400
What's this music?

344
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:11,277
Oh, that would be nothing.
Just junk from my old life.

345
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,546
You're a musician.

346
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,215
[HESITATES] Yeah, I was.

347
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,583
I just, you know...

348
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,530
When you're young,
you have all kinds of dreams,

349
00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,956
and then the world
just kicks it out of you.

350
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,324
I've never been kicked before,

351
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,659
but I was hit by a guy
with a cane.

352
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,395
So I hear ya.

353
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,598
[LAUGHS] Now I stock shelves
at Ollie's.

354
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,300
You know, uh,

355
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,402
Ollie's?

356
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,710
It's like a store
that sells everything.

357
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:39,773
You work at a store
that sells everything?

358
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,241
That sounds like
the best job ever.

359
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,810
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Ollie's is the best job ever.

360
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:44,944
Yes, it is.

361
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,614
[LAUGHS] Kudos. Good thing
you don't do music anymore,

362
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,316
you wouldn't have an amazing job
like Ollie's! [LAUGHS]

363
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,518
Yeah.

364
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,619
I hate my job.

365
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,754
Um, anyway, what do you guys do?

366
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,157
Well, I draw.

367
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,259
- Hmm. An artist.
- Yeah.

368
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:01,828
Um...

369
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,364
What do you do?

370
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,166
Besides that?

371
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,501
I basically
just follow him around

372
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:09,803
in a moose-like fashion.

373
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,772
Every day. [CHUCKLES]

374
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,942
Okay. Well, um...

375
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,144
I'm gonna triple lock the door,

376
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:21,140
just, you know,
to keep any weirdos out.

377
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:23,817
You guys can hit the road
in the morning. 'Kay?

378
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,510
Enjoy.

379
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:27,454
- Thank you, Terry.
- Mm-hmm.

380
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,392
- Moose, we are so lucky.
- [DOOR CLOSES]

381
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,160
- Look at all this!
- [LOCK CLICKS]

382
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,795
Are we lucky, Harold?

383
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,198
I don't think we belong
here in the Real World.

384
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,134
You know, with all the pain.
It's just all so different.

385
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,503
Well, of course
it's different, buddy.

386
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,671
It's a different world.

387
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,906
It's the Real World.
It's an adventure.

388
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,420
That's kind of fun, right?

389
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:50,877
Hey, look.
We'll find the old man,

390
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,345
he'll start narrating again,

391
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,347
and then everything
will go back to normal.

392
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,416
- Then we go home?
- Yeah.

393
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,921
He made a bicycle with a crayon.

394
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,257
Then she says she's a porcupine.

395
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,392
"Porcupine."

396
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,394
Well, you did the right thing
by calling us.

397
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,620
We're gonna put together
a special task force,

398
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,531
and, uh, we'll definitely
keep you updated.

399
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,767
- Thank you, sir. Appreciate it.
- OLD MAN: Yes, sir. Thank you.

400
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,669
First thing
you learn in this job,

401
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,405
gotta humor the crazies.

402
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,508
[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]

403
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,610
[SNORING SOFTLY]

404
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,960
Old Man.

405
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,975
MEL: That's Pandaconda.

406
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,477
- Half panda, half snake.
- Mm.

407
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,114
And this one's half platypus,
half possum.

408
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,830
A Platypossum. Genius.

409
00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:04,884
[CHUCKLES] Because a platypus

410
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,921
is basically already an animal
mashup anyway. So, you know...

411
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,490
You get more bang for your buck.
Thank you.

412
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,758
[LAUGHS] Yeah.

413
00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:14,160
MEL: This one's Carl.

414
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,262
Well, you captured
him perfectly.

415
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,640
MEL: I handed that one in
for art class,

416
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,399
and I got an "unsatisfactory."

417
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,267
Clearly some people
have no vision.

418
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,604
I really wanted a dog
but I'm allergic,

419
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,439
so Dad got me Carl.

420
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,342
And we used to play
with him all the time. Mom too.

421
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,613
But that was before my dad died.

422
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,815
Oh.

423
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,252
And, um, by "died" you mean...

424
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,489
Stopped living.

425
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,860
Oh, right, right. Right.

426
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,662
Now Mom's always stressed out

427
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:51,798
and I wish...

428
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:53,700
You wish what?

429
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,104
I don't know, I just want her
to be happy, you know?

430
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:00,306
Like she used to be.

431
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,142
Well, maybe I can help.

432
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,644
Maybe we could help each other.

433
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,613
Yeah, like,
you make my mom happy,

434
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,148
and I'll help you find your dad.

435
00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:10,684
Deal.

436
00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:12,385
- [CHUCKLES]
- Oh.

437
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:13,887
What? Oh.

438
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,556
[MIMICS SWISHING, BEEPING]

439
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:21,461
So how did you make that tire?
I really gotta know.

440
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,730
[CHUCKLING]

441
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,834
With this.

442
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:36,710
[BLOWS]

443
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,914
Here. Now you try.

444
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:44,170
- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.

445
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:45,652
How does it work?

446
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,722
I've never really
thought about it.

447
00:19:48,722 --> 00:19:49,823
The old man gave it to me

448
00:19:49,823 --> 00:19:52,250
so I just always believed
that it would.

449
00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,833
What is this?

450
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,234
[CHUCKLES]

451
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,500
- [BLOWS]
- [BUZZING]

452
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,574
[HAROLD LAUGHS]

453
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:08,842
That's Spiderfly.

454
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,610
Now, that is creative.

455
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,460
[GROWLS]

456
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,714
And terrifying.

457
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,183
- That's... That's terrifying.
- Yeah. Here.

458
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,918
Thank-- We should prob-- Okay.

459
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,530
Run!

460
00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:22,522
Mel, look out. I think I'm just
gonna sneak out of here.

461
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,624
- MEL: It's poisonous.
- Why did you make it poisonous?

462
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,759
[THUDS, SQUEAKS]

463
00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:27,270
Harold?

464
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,462
It's cold.

465
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,732
I need you to draw me a jacket.

466
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,201
[GASPS] Purple!

467
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,272
[SNIFFING] He's been here.

468
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,314
Aw. Hey, friend.

469
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,224
[DOOR BEEPS]

470
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:01,995
Wow, this is real power.

471
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:08,802
Hmm.

472
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,304
That'll do.

473
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,179
Hello, beautiful.

474
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,151
MAN: Hey, whoever's down there,
I called the cops.

475
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,286
They're on their way.

476
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,787
[ALARM BLARING]

477
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,326
[PORCUPINE WHOOPING]

478
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,933
- [HISSES]
- [ALARM BLARING IN DISTANCE]

479
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,170
- [SCREAMS]
- [CAT SCREECHES]

480
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,878
- [HISSES]
- [GASPS]

481
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,150
[BUZZING]

482
00:21:56,216 --> 00:21:57,384
What was that?

483
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,228
HAROLD: We have it every day.

484
00:22:08,228 --> 00:22:10,330
[LAUGHS] The best ever.

485
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,901
Oh, good morning, Terry!

486
00:22:16,690 --> 00:22:18,400
Where'd those pies come from?

487
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,639
Harold made them.

488
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:22,709
Okay, well,
pies are not breakfast.

489
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,577
I'mma pretend I didn't hear
what you just said.

490
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,130
Pie is definitely
breakfast. Right.

491
00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:28,314
Okay.

492
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,254
My house is purple.

493
00:22:34,254 --> 00:22:36,890
Oh, yeah-yeah, yeah.

494
00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:39,559
Well, you said it needed
some new paint,

495
00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,428
so I thought I would make it
more cheerful

496
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,530
and then you wouldn't be
so unhappy all the time.

497
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,310
Mom, Harold can do magic.

498
00:22:45,310 --> 00:22:47,367
He can literally make anything.

499
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:51,738
Uh, I wouldn't call it magic,
per se. It's more of a science.

500
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,373
HAROLD: I've been trying
to keep it a secret,

501
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,941
but with this little guy,

502
00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,843
I can basically make
whatever I want.

503
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:58,545
Okay, can we talk for a sec?

504
00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:02,282
Okay. Um,
I'm already dealing with,

505
00:23:02,282 --> 00:23:04,384
like, an imaginary
dragon-lizard-lion

506
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:05,618
situation right now,

507
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,787
so can we not do
magic crayons, please?

508
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,192
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
No, sure, Terry.

509
00:23:12,192 --> 00:23:13,426
Okay. Great.

510
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:15,228
Mom, I need to help Harold
look for his dad.

511
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,863
Oh, no.
You need to go to school.

512
00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:18,264
And I need to go to work.

513
00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,800
And these guys gotta go.
They gotta go.

514
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,637
Okay? Time to stop eating pie.
We all have to leave.

515
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,773
No more pie. Say bye.

516
00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,410
Hey, Mel.

517
00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:38,151
- Really?
- Yeah.

518
00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:39,753
Thanks.

519
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,489
Bye, Mel. Have a good day.

520
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:43,957
- Thank you, Terry.
- TERRY: Yep.

521
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,920
- Bye.
- TERRY: Bye.

522
00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:49,950
MEL: All right,
let's find your dad.

523
00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:50,897
Wait, don't you have to
go to school?

524
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,232
I am going to school.

525
00:23:52,232 --> 00:23:54,734
Just by a super-long
indirect way.

526
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,803
- Thanks, Mel.
- Yeah.

527
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,673
Wish we had more of that pie.

528
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:01,975
Yeah, no. No, no, no.

529
00:24:01,975 --> 00:24:03,843
Listen, we gotta respect
your mom's rules.

530
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,178
No more pie.

531
00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:08,348
Harold, you are a genius.

532
00:24:08,348 --> 00:24:10,417
- This is way better than pies.
- Yeah.

533
00:24:11,985 --> 00:24:14,287
Look, if we're gonna find
your dad, we need a plan.

534
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:15,488
I'm way ahead of you.

535
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:17,190
We're just gonna walk around,
looking for old men.

536
00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:18,925
How hard could that be?

537
00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:21,161
[GASPS]

538
00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:23,163
[MUTTERS IN CONFUSION]

539
00:24:23,163 --> 00:24:24,631
- Old Man!
- No, that's--

540
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,766
Old Man! It's me! It's Harold!

541
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:27,834
[GROANS]

542
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,170
Who you calling old, punk!

543
00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:31,805
Sorry, Mr. Perez.

544
00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:35,942
Oh, this is... This is gonna be
a lot harder than I thought.

545
00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:38,110
Maybe we need
to come up with a better plan.

546
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,951
"Place to go
when you need to know anything"?

547
00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:46,186
That's it, that's what we do.

548
00:24:46,186 --> 00:24:48,288
The library,
it's kind of a long walk.

549
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:50,290
"Walk"? Who said walk?

550
00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:52,525
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

551
00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:01,534
MOOSE: Wait, guys! Wait for me!

552
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:05,805
MOOSE: Wait a minute,
I'm a moose on roller skates!

553
00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:07,173
I'm doing it!

554
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,541
Oh, I think I'm getting
the hang of it!

555
00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:09,509
No, I don't! Aah!

556
00:25:13,747 --> 00:25:15,815
MOOSE: No, wait! [LAUGHS]

557
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:18,351
Oh, yeah.

558
00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:26,659
Whoa, whoa...

559
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:28,895
Let's go!

560
00:25:29,763 --> 00:25:31,310
MEN: Whoa!

561
00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:34,601
[MOOSE GRUNTS]

562
00:25:43,243 --> 00:25:45,445
- Ugh.
- What's wrong?

563
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:47,113
You'll see.

564
00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:59,259
[LAUGHS] "'The Glaive,' chortled
the sorcerer Gondaldemor.

565
00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:02,128
'It's the most powerful weapon
in the universe.

566
00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:04,931
Only a fool
would dare wield it.'

567
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:06,700
He stepped forward,

568
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:09,135
his abs rippling
like liquid stone,

569
00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:13,540
his pecs set upon them
like two impenetrable boulders,

570
00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:15,241
only distinguishable as human...

571
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:17,110
- [SNORING]
- ...by the perfectly shaped

572
00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:19,612
yet masculine *******
they flaunted.

573
00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:21,470
Ah.

574
00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:24,500
- Let's go.
- 'The name's G'Garaur.'"

575
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,553
- Amazing.
- [WOMAN GASPING]

576
00:26:26,553 --> 00:26:28,221
A big round of applause

577
00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:31,891
for our head librarian,
Gary Natwick,

578
00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,326
reading from his novel...

579
00:26:33,326 --> 00:26:34,427
She's gone.

580
00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:36,563
...The Glaive of G'Ga--

581
00:26:36,563 --> 00:26:38,465
GARY: G'Garaur.
It's not that hard.

582
00:26:38,465 --> 00:26:40,266
- I'm sorry.
- Okay.

583
00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:45,472
Ah. Mel, hi. Thanks for coming.

584
00:26:45,472 --> 00:26:49,409
And hi,
Mel's imaginary dragon thingy.

585
00:26:49,409 --> 00:26:52,779
- You're touching his ****.
- [HAROLD CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

586
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:53,847
Sorry.

587
00:26:53,847 --> 00:26:56,616
MEL: These are my friends
Harold and Moose.

588
00:26:57,350 --> 00:26:58,685
Harold and Moose?

589
00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:01,210
Yes, I've changed
quite a bit recently,

590
00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:02,322
but I'm still the same inside.

591
00:27:02,322 --> 00:27:05,158
You know, I'm vegetarian,
I'm pretty nimble, I'm docile.

592
00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:07,127
But the greatest thing
about me is

593
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:09,796
I'm a wanderer by nature.

594
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:12,320
And that's what I'm about to do.

595
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,500
Some wandering.

596
00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:15,535
Enjoy.

597
00:27:15,535 --> 00:27:17,470
Uh, how many pages is that?

598
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,500
Seven hundred pages.

599
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:20,707
That is so many pages.

600
00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:22,142
That must have taken you
weeks to write.

601
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:23,543
Try months, my friend.

602
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:26,179
I'm currently shopping it
to publishers.

603
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:29,282
There's probably
going to be a bidding war.

604
00:27:29,282 --> 00:27:32,118
Mel. [LAUGHS]
That looks just like your mom.

605
00:27:34,554 --> 00:27:35,555
No.

606
00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:38,892
That's Zerry, my warrior queen.

607
00:27:38,892 --> 00:27:41,227
I mean G'Garaur's warrior queen.

608
00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:45,310
How is your beautiful mother?
Tell her hi from Library Gary.

609
00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:46,833
We met in college.

610
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,968
And how do you know Terry?

611
00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:52,172
You're not, uh,
seeing her, are you?

612
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,306
Oh, I saw her this morning.

613
00:27:53,306 --> 00:27:54,908
But that's because
we stayed the night.

614
00:27:54,908 --> 00:27:56,476
And I saw her yesterday.

615
00:27:56,476 --> 00:27:58,978
Yeah. We've been seeing
a lot of each other, so...

616
00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,547
- [SIGHS]
- But that's not why we're here.

617
00:28:00,547 --> 00:28:02,982
We're here because I really
need your help, Library Gary.

618
00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:06,520
I'm really trying
to find my old man.

619
00:28:06,653 --> 00:28:09,656
We're a library.
We don't do missing persons.

620
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:11,991
My mom always talks

621
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,860
about what an amazing
librarian you are.

622
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:14,928
She does?

623
00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:17,597
Yeah. How you can find
information about anything.

624
00:28:17,597 --> 00:28:18,898
She said that?

625
00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:20,600
MEL: Well, sorry, Harold.

626
00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:22,502
Gary can't do it.

627
00:28:23,690 --> 00:28:25,438
My mom will be so disappointed.

628
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,108
GARY: Wait.

629
00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:31,678
For your mother...

630
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:34,280
anything.

631
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,282
All right,
what's your dad's name?

632
00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:38,184
[EXHALES]
Funny thing, I don't know.

633
00:28:38,184 --> 00:28:39,853
I really don't know. Um...

634
00:28:39,853 --> 00:28:41,221
But I know he's an old man,

635
00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:42,789
and I know
that he's in the Real World.

636
00:28:44,124 --> 00:28:45,225
Okay.

637
00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:46,359
Old man.

638
00:28:47,270 --> 00:28:48,361
Planet Earth.

639
00:28:48,361 --> 00:28:51,197
And that brings up
500 million people.

640
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:54,567
Um... Ooh, ooh, ooh. Uh...

641
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:55,902
Say "kind."

642
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,470
- And then...
- Wise.

643
00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:58,405
And "wise."

644
00:28:58,405 --> 00:28:59,906
[MIMICS NARRATOR]
And he talks like this.

645
00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:00,940
[MOOSE CHUCKLES]

646
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:03,810
Okay. I'll enter that
into the mainframe.

647
00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:05,378
And clackity-clack-clack.

648
00:29:05,378 --> 00:29:06,913
And none of this is helpful.

649
00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,982
Let's go, guys,
we're wasting our time.

650
00:29:08,982 --> 00:29:11,151
I'm just saying
that if this is all you've got,

651
00:29:11,151 --> 00:29:12,419
you're never gonna find him.

652
00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:15,722
Unless...

653
00:29:16,489 --> 00:29:17,724
Unless...

654
00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:19,793
he finds us.

655
00:29:19,793 --> 00:29:21,161
Exactly!

656
00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:22,929
Which is gonna be difficult

657
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:25,298
because he doesn't know
that we're looking for him.

658
00:29:25,298 --> 00:29:26,466
Unless...

659
00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:29,135
Unless...

660
00:29:34,474 --> 00:29:36,676
- What?
- I don't know. That's-- I was--

661
00:29:36,676 --> 00:29:39,245
Maybe you could fly in the air
in a little plane

662
00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:41,981
and write messages to him
in the sky.

663
00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:47,654
And that's why you
ask a librarian. Genius.

664
00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:49,489
Let's go have some fun.

665
00:29:49,489 --> 00:29:51,691
- Yes.
- Purple crayon.

666
00:29:51,691 --> 00:29:52,992
HAROLD:
It's kind of my thing, so...

667
00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:53,927
Cute.

668
00:29:53,927 --> 00:29:55,195
Thank you for your help.

669
00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:17,951
Whoa.

670
00:30:17,951 --> 00:30:20,153
Yes, well, unfortunately,

671
00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:22,956
we've decided to pass
on The Glaive of...

672
00:30:23,690 --> 00:30:25,692
- G'Garaur.
- Whatever.

673
00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:28,280
G'Garaur. It's not that hard.

674
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,362
It is hard.

675
00:30:29,362 --> 00:30:30,463
You don't want a book

676
00:30:30,463 --> 00:30:32,232
where people can't even
say the title.

677
00:30:32,232 --> 00:30:35,835
You're just like all the others,
Yasmin. You don't get it.

678
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,370
My world is bigger

679
00:30:37,370 --> 00:30:41,708
than Hogwarts and Middle-earth
and Narnia combined.

680
00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:43,410
[SCOFFS] Okay.

681
00:30:43,410 --> 00:30:45,745
[SPEAKING FICTIONAL LANGUAGE]

682
00:30:45,745 --> 00:30:47,213
[IN ENGLISH]
Don't know what that means.

683
00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:48,882
It means,
"Thank you for your time.

684
00:30:48,882 --> 00:30:50,850
"I hope you reconsider."

685
00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:00,560
[ENGINE WHIRRING]

686
00:31:06,266 --> 00:31:07,500
Ta-da!

687
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:11,371
Harold and the Purple Crayon.

688
00:31:15,575 --> 00:31:16,843
MOOSE:
Anybody ever heard the term

689
00:31:16,843 --> 00:31:18,545
"when a moose flies"?

690
00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:22,515
No! 'Cause moose don't fly.
I am a land animal.

691
00:31:22,515 --> 00:31:25,285
Statistically,
planes are safer than cars.

692
00:31:25,285 --> 00:31:27,187
What about a plane
drawn by Harold?

693
00:31:28,421 --> 00:31:31,725
- It's gonna be great.
- It's gonna be great.

694
00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:34,361
Statistically,
what does that mean?

695
00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:38,565
"Harold left a very hungry moose
and a deserving porcupine

696
00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:39,733
"to finish it
where he was."

697
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:41,201
- [GIRL GASPS]
- Hey!

698
00:31:41,201 --> 00:31:43,603
Quiet, please.
This is a library.

699
00:31:45,772 --> 00:31:49,576
With that crayon,
I can show them my world.

700
00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:52,979
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING]

701
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:00,920
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Watch out, red light!

702
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,622
- Oh!
- [ALL SCREAMING]

703
00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:08,940
This is awesome!

704
00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:10,960
- Whoo!
- Look out!

705
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,931
What? I can't--

706
00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:13,566
Actually, hold on a second.

707
00:32:15,268 --> 00:32:16,169
MEL: Whoa.

708
00:32:22,242 --> 00:32:24,177
[CHUCKLES] Sorry about that,
buddy. What were you saying?

709
00:32:24,477 --> 00:32:26,120
I said, "Look out!"

710
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:26,946
Oh.

711
00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:30,950
[CHUCKLES] That was close, huh?

712
00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:32,619
[PANTING]

713
00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:36,923
We should leave a phone number.

714
00:32:36,923 --> 00:32:39,592
But my mom says that I can't
give my number to strangers.

715
00:32:39,592 --> 00:32:42,950
She didn't say you couldn't
give her number to strangers.

716
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,635
[ALL SCREAMING]

717
00:32:51,338 --> 00:32:53,640
- [HAROLD AND MEL WHOOPING]
- Mmh-mmh.

718
00:32:57,277 --> 00:32:59,646
[ALL SCREAMING]

719
00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:04,170
It's working!

720
00:33:04,951 --> 00:33:08,321
- Woo-hoo!
- [HAROLD YELLS]

721
00:33:10,724 --> 00:33:11,958
[STRAINING]

722
00:33:15,462 --> 00:33:17,230
[ALL SCREAMING]

723
00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:27,507
[BELLOWS]

724
00:33:30,377 --> 00:33:32,780
Harold!

725
00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:34,470
HAROLD: Ooh.
Sorry, Moose. Sorry!

726
00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:40,860
MOOSE: Harold! Get me out
the air! Land this thing!

727
00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:41,554
That's not nearly as fun.

728
00:33:41,554 --> 00:33:43,423
Hang on!

729
00:33:43,423 --> 00:33:45,925
[ALL SCREAM]

730
00:33:46,893 --> 00:33:48,161
HAROLD: Yeah!

731
00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:51,831
See? Now that is fun.

732
00:33:51,831 --> 00:33:53,233
MEL: Look, that's my school.

733
00:33:53,233 --> 00:33:54,834
HAROLD: All right!
Let's get you down there.

734
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:01,441
It looks like it's gonna be
another perfect landing, folks.

735
00:34:01,441 --> 00:34:03,910
So just sit back, relax and--

736
00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:05,412
- Oh!
- MOOSE: Whoa, whoa...

737
00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:09,182
[ALL GRUNTING]

738
00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:10,950
MOOSE: I can't believe
we're still rolling.

739
00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:12,886
HAROLD: I feel like
I'm in a washing machine.

740
00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:16,560
[MOOSE GROANING]

741
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:17,757
Maybe pie isn't breakfast.

742
00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:26,766
MEL: We gotta do that again.

743
00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:29,602
Oh, hey!

744
00:34:29,602 --> 00:34:31,604
- All right.
- MEL: Whoa.

745
00:34:32,539 --> 00:34:34,207
Well, good luck
finding your old man.

746
00:34:34,207 --> 00:34:36,443
Thanks. Have fun at school.

747
00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:42,115
- Huh. Look at this.
- Hmm?

748
00:34:42,782 --> 00:34:45,618
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

749
00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:47,887
Hello.

750
00:34:47,887 --> 00:34:50,123
Hey. I saw your number
in the sky.

751
00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:51,391
What?

752
00:34:51,391 --> 00:34:52,759
I figured it was a sign.

753
00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:54,994
I'm sorry, I don't know
what you're talking about.

754
00:34:54,994 --> 00:34:57,163
I could be your old man
if you'll be my old lady.

755
00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:59,966
I think you have
the wrong number. Okay?

756
00:34:59,966 --> 00:35:01,768
- Hello?
- TERRY: Hello?

757
00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:03,503
- Hello?
- Hello?

758
00:35:03,503 --> 00:35:06,673
Yeah, uh, I got your message
in the sky.

759
00:35:06,673 --> 00:35:08,808
Let me guess. You're an old man.

760
00:35:08,808 --> 00:35:09,909
Yeah.

761
00:35:09,909 --> 00:35:12,112
- Hello?
- Hello?

762
00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:13,680
- Hello?
- Hello?

763
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,482
How old of a guy
are you looking for?

764
00:35:15,482 --> 00:35:17,984
- Is this some kind of joke?
- No, no, no.

765
00:35:17,984 --> 00:35:19,686
You left me a message
in the sky.

766
00:35:19,686 --> 00:35:21,210
That wasn't me. So...

767
00:35:21,210 --> 00:35:22,455
I can't hear you.

768
00:35:22,455 --> 00:35:24,524
Hello? Hello?

769
00:35:24,524 --> 00:35:25,759
Please stop calling me.

770
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:36,469
[DOOR CLOSES]

771
00:35:43,343 --> 00:35:45,545
- You're late, Melvin.
- Where've you been, weirdo?

772
00:35:45,545 --> 00:35:46,813
- Give me this.
- Stop.

773
00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:48,948
- Where you goin'?
- Let go of me!

774
00:35:48,948 --> 00:35:51,184
- [GROANS]
- BOY: Bro.

775
00:35:51,184 --> 00:35:52,986
You just hit my bro.

776
00:35:53,653 --> 00:35:56,489
What's with the noise?
What's going on?

777
00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:58,358
Principal's office, now.

778
00:36:03,463 --> 00:36:04,731
MOOSE: There it is.

779
00:36:05,465 --> 00:36:07,670
The store that sells everything.

780
00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:09,836
Come on, let's go find Terry.

781
00:36:12,172 --> 00:36:14,808
Oh, Moose! Miniature train ride!

782
00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:16,376
No, Moose!

783
00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:18,712
[PLAYFULLY EXCLAIMING]

784
00:36:18,712 --> 00:36:20,914
STAFF: What?
What are you doin', man?

785
00:36:20,914 --> 00:36:24,351
- Wow.
- [GASPS] Whoa!

786
00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:27,354
This place is next level!

787
00:36:29,356 --> 00:36:32,580
[GASPS] Wow!

788
00:36:33,727 --> 00:36:35,495
MOOSE: This place
has everything!

789
00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:37,330
Cheese... balls?

790
00:36:37,997 --> 00:36:40,233
It's like cheese, but puffier.

791
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:43,690
Wow. Oh,
and they have these things!

792
00:36:43,690 --> 00:36:44,404
Whatever these are.

793
00:36:44,404 --> 00:36:47,240
Like scarves,
but soft and heavy.

794
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,409
MAN: [OVER PA SYSTEM]
Customer needs assistance

795
00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:51,211
- in macrame supplies.
- They have their own narrator.

796
00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:54,848
NEWS ANCHOR: ...into a night
of terror for a local couple.

797
00:36:54,848 --> 00:36:57,283
Police are looking
for this woman.

798
00:36:57,283 --> 00:36:59,853
Authorities say the
still-unidentified suspect...

799
00:36:59,853 --> 00:37:01,721
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]
- Hello?

800
00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:05,525
Hi. I'm old. I'm, like, 40.

801
00:37:05,525 --> 00:37:07,560
Okay. Can I talk
to your mom, please?

802
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,729
And I just pooped my pants.

803
00:37:09,729 --> 00:37:11,431
[LAUGHING]

804
00:37:13,366 --> 00:37:14,434
Terry.

805
00:37:15,468 --> 00:37:18,104
What did we say
about personal calls?

806
00:37:18,104 --> 00:37:19,239
Oh, it was a wrong num--

807
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,775
I've had like
600 wrong numbers today, sorry.

808
00:37:21,775 --> 00:37:23,376
Terry, I started out
just like you,

809
00:37:23,376 --> 00:37:24,611
busting my hump on the floor.

810
00:37:24,611 --> 00:37:25,979
Right.

811
00:37:25,979 --> 00:37:28,480
But 12 years later...

812
00:37:32,485 --> 00:37:33,753
- I'm a manager.
- Manager.

813
00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:36,560
- Okay? Dreams do come true.
- Yep.

814
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,580
- But you have to work for them.
- Right.

815
00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:39,893
- I have an opportunity for you.
- Mm-hmm.

816
00:37:39,893 --> 00:37:41,327
I've got a backlogged stockroom.

817
00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:44,397
This could be your moment.
Are you ready to take your shot?

818
00:37:44,397 --> 00:37:46,900
- You just try and stop me.
- Great.

819
00:37:47,801 --> 00:37:49,602
- This is your last warning.
- Okay.

820
00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:50,670
Great.

821
00:37:50,670 --> 00:37:52,439
- Good luck.
- Thank you.

822
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,700
'Kay.

823
00:37:54,908 --> 00:37:59,946
- [CHAIRS VIBRATING]
- Oh, wow!

824
00:38:00,814 --> 00:38:03,149
[MOOSE LAUGHS]

825
00:38:03,149 --> 00:38:05,118
Feels so good.

826
00:38:05,118 --> 00:38:08,880
HAROLD: So good.

827
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,489
[CHAIRS POWER DOWN]

828
00:38:09,489 --> 00:38:10,857
What are you guys doing here?

829
00:38:10,857 --> 00:38:13,526
Hi, Terry.
Hey, did my old man call yet?

830
00:38:13,526 --> 00:38:16,930
[GASPS] Oh, no.
Your old man has not called.

831
00:38:16,930 --> 00:38:17,964
Oh.

832
00:38:17,964 --> 00:38:20,700
But old men are calling me
every 15 seconds.

833
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:22,435
Do you have something
to do with that?

834
00:38:23,269 --> 00:38:25,105
You guys gotta
get out of here, okay?

835
00:38:25,105 --> 00:38:26,773
I'm this close to losing my job.

836
00:38:26,773 --> 00:38:28,541
Oh, congrats.
You hated this job.

837
00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:30,276
No, I love this job.
Hey, Prasad.

838
00:38:31,177 --> 00:38:33,313
Okay, well, I am very confused.

839
00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:34,481
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

840
00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:36,483
[GROWLS] Will you idiots
stop calling me?

841
00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:38,518
Terry? It's Principal Brady.

842
00:38:38,518 --> 00:38:40,653
- Principal Brady? Hi.
- Yes.

843
00:38:40,653 --> 00:38:41,855
Your son Melvin

844
00:38:41,855 --> 00:38:43,690
has been involved
in an incident in school.

845
00:38:43,690 --> 00:38:44,958
- What?
- He's okay.

846
00:38:44,958 --> 00:38:46,260
But I'm afraid we're gonna

847
00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,460
have to send him
home for the day.

848
00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:51,498
Yeah, no, sorry.
I'll be right there. Okay, bye.

849
00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:53,500
Okay, Mel's in trouble
at school,

850
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,702
but I'm gonna lose my job
if I miss this shift.

851
00:38:56,970 --> 00:38:59,472
- When people need help, we help.
- Right.

852
00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:01,207
You know
who I learned that from?

853
00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:02,976
From a lady
who hit us with her car.

854
00:39:02,976 --> 00:39:03,877
MOOSE: Mm-hmm.

855
00:39:04,377 --> 00:39:05,645
Do you know who that lady is?

856
00:39:07,647 --> 00:39:09,820
- You.
- Me.

857
00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:12,919
This is the stockroom.

858
00:39:16,489 --> 00:39:19,659
So you take the boxes,
you look at the label,

859
00:39:19,659 --> 00:39:21,828
and you put them
on the right shelf.

860
00:39:23,196 --> 00:39:24,764
Piece of cake, right?

861
00:39:24,764 --> 00:39:27,267
I'll be back in an hour.
Thank you.

862
00:39:30,236 --> 00:39:31,710
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

863
00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:33,940
- See? Piece of cake.
- Mm.

864
00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:38,244
[OBJECTS BREAKING]

865
00:39:39,446 --> 00:39:42,549
I can't take it anymore.
This is soul-crushing.

866
00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:46,860
Oh, God. Having a job in
the Real World is so terrible.

867
00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:48,788
I wouldn't get a job. Why would
anybody wanna get a job?

868
00:39:48,788 --> 00:39:51,524
I don't know. How long
have we been doing this?

869
00:39:51,524 --> 00:39:52,959
- Six minutes!
- Aah!

870
00:39:52,959 --> 00:39:54,600
[BOTH CRYING]

871
00:40:01,434 --> 00:40:02,769
What happened?

872
00:40:02,769 --> 00:40:05,739
You're not the kind of kid
who gets into fights.

873
00:40:05,739 --> 00:40:07,140
It was an accident.

874
00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:08,975
They tried to take my whistle.

875
00:40:08,975 --> 00:40:12,112
Okay. Well, I think
you should forget about Carl

876
00:40:12,112 --> 00:40:14,647
and start making
real friends. Okay?

877
00:40:15,448 --> 00:40:16,883
Harold believes in Carl.

878
00:40:16,883 --> 00:40:19,452
Well, maybe
we shouldn't take life advice

879
00:40:19,452 --> 00:40:22,550
from a person
that does crayon magic.

880
00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:24,657
HAROLD: We are here to help.

881
00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:27,260
Do you need-- Nope,
you don't need any help. Okay.

882
00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:29,429
Come on, Moose.
This'll be way more fun.

883
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:34,968
MOOSE: Whoa!

884
00:40:36,102 --> 00:40:37,937
MAN: [OVER PA SYSTEM]
Apples to zesters

885
00:40:37,937 --> 00:40:38,972
and everything in between.

886
00:40:38,972 --> 00:40:41,441
Ollie's is here for your needs.

887
00:40:42,142 --> 00:40:44,277
MOOSE: I look glorious.

888
00:40:44,277 --> 00:40:47,313
Oh, how I miss my antlers.

889
00:40:47,947 --> 00:40:49,616
WOMAN: [OVER PA SYSTEM]
Cashier to checkout 7.

890
00:40:49,616 --> 00:40:50,850
Cashier to checkout...

891
00:40:50,850 --> 00:40:52,619
[CHEWING SOUNDS
THROUGH HEADPHONES]

892
00:40:52,619 --> 00:40:54,988
[GASPS] Chewing sounds.

893
00:40:56,189 --> 00:40:58,491
[WOMAN GRUNTING]

894
00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:02,696
Oh...

895
00:41:02,696 --> 00:41:04,497
[LAUGHS]

896
00:41:05,699 --> 00:41:06,866
Uh...

897
00:41:07,467 --> 00:41:09,469
Whoa. Whoa...

898
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,600
Ah, perfect.
Hey, do you guys sell Pumas?

899
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,900
Uh, you know, I'm not sure.
But shouldn't be a problem.

900
00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:17,510
BOY: Fly!

901
00:41:17,510 --> 00:41:19,479
Fly, fly!

902
00:41:26,319 --> 00:41:27,320
Enjoy!

903
00:41:28,555 --> 00:41:31,658
[CHUCKLES] I am getting
really good at this!

904
00:41:32,225 --> 00:41:34,270
BOY: Fly! Fly!

905
00:41:34,861 --> 00:41:36,496
Whoa!

906
00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:38,531
- This is insane!
- Oh, Shawn!

907
00:41:38,531 --> 00:41:41,134
- Honey! Shawn, honey!
- Whoa!

908
00:41:42,202 --> 00:41:45,380
I'm flying!

909
00:41:48,408 --> 00:41:50,760
Awesome!

910
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:51,144
MOTHER: Oh!

911
00:41:53,713 --> 00:41:54,748
[GROWLS]

912
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,984
- MOTHER: Whoa...
- [MAN GROANS]

913
00:41:57,984 --> 00:41:59,319
[LAUGHS]

914
00:41:59,319 --> 00:42:01,187
[GRUNTING]

915
00:42:02,555 --> 00:42:03,923
[GROWLS]

916
00:42:03,923 --> 00:42:05,759
SHAWN: This is fun, Mom!

917
00:42:07,930 --> 00:42:08,610
Whoa!

918
00:42:11,765 --> 00:42:13,933
[CALM MUSIC PLAYING]

919
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,718
- [GLASS SHATTERS]
- [MUSIC STOPS]

920
00:42:37,457 --> 00:42:40,260
[SIRENS WAILING]

921
00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:45,899
MAN: Hurry up.
Please evacuate the building.

922
00:42:46,533 --> 00:42:49,235
I'm gonna sue you.
And I'm taking these bowls.

923
00:42:50,970 --> 00:42:53,306
- But, Mom, I wanna do it again.
- Shh!

924
00:42:53,907 --> 00:42:55,608
SHAWN: But, Mom!

925
00:42:56,609 --> 00:42:59,412
How did you even do this?
I actually wanna know.

926
00:42:59,412 --> 00:43:02,480
- That's a valid question.
- Yeah. I--

927
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,850
Do not say anything
about magic crayons.

928
00:43:06,286 --> 00:43:07,821
What were you thinking?

929
00:43:07,821 --> 00:43:09,622
Oh, honestly, I don't do
a lot of thinking.

930
00:43:09,622 --> 00:43:11,758
- I'm more of an improv guy.
- True.

931
00:43:11,758 --> 00:43:12,926
PRASAD: Good news, Terry.

932
00:43:12,926 --> 00:43:15,228
Police are all over
the security tapes.

933
00:43:15,228 --> 00:43:18,231
They'll find out who did this,
and when they do... [CHUCKLES]

934
00:43:18,231 --> 00:43:19,833
...it will not be pretty.

935
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,168
Who are you guys?

936
00:43:22,168 --> 00:43:23,937
We're friends of Terry's,
just filling in.

937
00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:27,440
But I gotta be honest,
your job is super boring.

938
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,842
No wonder you hate it so much.

939
00:43:30,276 --> 00:43:32,780
[PUMA SNARLING]

940
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:34,814
[GROWLING]

941
00:43:34,814 --> 00:43:38,118
You do sell pumas, right?
I wasn't wrong about that?

942
00:43:41,421 --> 00:43:43,256
We're really, really sorry.
Is there...

943
00:43:43,256 --> 00:43:45,325
Yeah, is there anything
we can do?

944
00:43:45,325 --> 00:43:47,994
You guys have done plenty.
I think you can stop.

945
00:43:50,330 --> 00:43:53,299
Mom, you did ask them to help.
They did their best.

946
00:43:54,134 --> 00:43:55,969
Besides, you hated that job.

947
00:43:55,969 --> 00:43:58,204
I'm just saying,
maybe now you can find something

948
00:43:58,204 --> 00:43:59,706
that makes you happy.

949
00:44:02,642 --> 00:44:03,977
Please?

950
00:44:05,211 --> 00:44:07,714
I did always
wanna trash that place.

951
00:44:09,349 --> 00:44:10,383
Okay.

952
00:44:10,984 --> 00:44:12,520
Come on.

953
00:44:18,558 --> 00:44:20,894
You ever look at your life
and go,

954
00:44:20,894 --> 00:44:22,280
"How'd I end up here?"

955
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,131
[CHUCKLES] I'm asking myself
that question right now.

956
00:44:25,131 --> 00:44:27,534
Yeah, I thought I was
gonna be a concert pianist.

957
00:44:27,534 --> 00:44:28,635
Wait a second.

958
00:44:28,635 --> 00:44:30,370
Maybe working at Ollie's
wasn't your true passion.

959
00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:31,838
Ya think?

960
00:44:31,838 --> 00:44:34,908
Terry, you need to play piano.
It's who you are.

961
00:44:34,908 --> 00:44:38,845
I don't know, I haven't really
played since my husband died.

962
00:44:38,845 --> 00:44:40,460
I'm a little rusty.

963
00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:45,151
Ice cream truck.
We love ice cream, don't we?

964
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,220
Yeah, yeah, we...
We love ice cream.

965
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,157
Ice cream sounds great.
Let's go. Let's go.

966
00:44:51,157 --> 00:44:53,360
Let's get this ice cream.
Come on, Terry.

967
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,928
TERRY: Okay.
I don't like it that much.

968
00:44:57,597 --> 00:44:59,165
[PIANO PLAYING]

969
00:45:12,679 --> 00:45:13,713
Um...

970
00:45:14,614 --> 00:45:15,615
How did-- You know what?

971
00:45:15,615 --> 00:45:19,252
I'm not even gonna ask anymore.
This is incredible.

972
00:45:19,252 --> 00:45:20,520
I mean...

973
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,389
Play for us, please.

974
00:45:23,256 --> 00:45:25,580
I don't do that anymore.

975
00:45:25,580 --> 00:45:28,194
Come on, Mom.
You haven't played for so long.

976
00:45:28,194 --> 00:45:30,230
Dad and I used to love it.
Please?

977
00:45:32,699 --> 00:45:35,468
[KEYS SOUNDING]

978
00:45:37,303 --> 00:45:38,304
[SIGHS]

979
00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:44,778
[PLAYING TRANQUIL MUSIC]

980
00:45:59,826 --> 00:46:01,928
FEMALE OFFICER: Do these guys
look like criminals to you?

981
00:46:01,928 --> 00:46:02,962
[INDISTINCT POLICE
RADIO CHATTER]

982
00:46:02,962 --> 00:46:04,464
They look like morons.

983
00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:06,833
There's something more to this.

984
00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:08,100
I have witnesses saying

985
00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:10,403
they saw him
making things out of thin air.

986
00:46:10,403 --> 00:46:12,572
You gotta humor the crazies.

987
00:46:15,175 --> 00:46:18,745
Ah. Harold. What a trail of
clues you have left.

988
00:46:18,745 --> 00:46:21,748
- [SONG PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
- [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

989
00:46:29,489 --> 00:46:30,523
Harold?

990
00:46:33,159 --> 00:46:34,260
- Harold?
- Mmh-mmh.

991
00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:35,995
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

992
00:46:35,995 --> 00:46:37,163
Harold?

993
00:46:37,964 --> 00:46:39,699
Miss? Can I help you?

994
00:46:41,101 --> 00:46:42,369
Yes!

995
00:46:42,369 --> 00:46:44,304
Thank God
someone's offering help.

996
00:46:44,304 --> 00:46:45,372
I was beginning to think

997
00:46:45,372 --> 00:46:47,400
the Real World
was full of meanies.

998
00:46:47,774 --> 00:46:51,440
Don't do that.
Crayons are for paper, sweetie.

999
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,513
[SCOFFS] Uh...

1000
00:46:53,513 --> 00:46:54,814
Sorry, what did you just say?

1001
00:46:54,814 --> 00:46:57,217
She can't just draw
wherever she wants.

1002
00:46:57,217 --> 00:47:00,220
Well, you have no idea
what that could've been.

1003
00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:01,821
Don't listen to her, mate.

1004
00:47:01,821 --> 00:47:04,491
Crayons aren't just for paper.
They are for everywhere.

1005
00:47:04,491 --> 00:47:06,493
I can't wait to see
what you make.

1006
00:47:06,493 --> 00:47:07,627
WAITRESS:
If you aren't here to eat,

1007
00:47:07,627 --> 00:47:09,529
I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave.

1008
00:47:12,332 --> 00:47:13,400
Oh, I'll eat.

1009
00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:17,904
[GIGGLES]

1010
00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:25,211
You're gonna have to leave now.

1011
00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:26,646
[HISSES]

1012
00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:30,684
Hey!

1013
00:47:30,684 --> 00:47:33,386
[PLAYING PLAYFUL MUSIC]

1014
00:47:33,386 --> 00:47:35,550
[PEOPLE EXCLAIMING]

1015
00:47:37,424 --> 00:47:39,392
- [PORCUPINE WHOOPING]
- [GROANS]

1016
00:47:42,228 --> 00:47:44,640
[PEOPLE EXCLAIMING]

1017
00:47:44,731 --> 00:47:47,000
I'm telling you,
this is all connected.

1018
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,202
[MUSIC CONTINUES]

1019
00:47:55,175 --> 00:47:56,276
That's her!

1020
00:47:58,912 --> 00:48:00,947
You! Get back here!

1021
00:48:07,554 --> 00:48:10,757
[PANTING]

1022
00:48:15,462 --> 00:48:17,597
[SNIFFING]

1023
00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:42,155
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- [ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD]

1024
00:48:42,155 --> 00:48:43,289
So good!

1025
00:48:44,570 --> 00:48:46,826
No, that was all her.
Well, I mean, I made the piano.

1026
00:48:46,826 --> 00:48:48,995
- GARY: Harold, Moose, hi.
- Oh, hi.

1027
00:48:48,995 --> 00:48:51,631
- Oh, Terry.
- Hi, Gary.

1028
00:48:51,631 --> 00:48:54,234
Your music was a golden elixir,

1029
00:48:54,234 --> 00:48:56,603
and I drank
until I was intoxicated.

1030
00:48:57,170 --> 00:48:58,638
Did you, now?

1031
00:48:59,272 --> 00:49:00,607
Thanks, Gary.

1032
00:49:00,607 --> 00:49:02,776
Harold, I have wonderful news.

1033
00:49:02,776 --> 00:49:05,111
I think I know
who your old man is.

1034
00:49:05,111 --> 00:49:07,580
You know who my-- You do?
He does!

1035
00:49:07,580 --> 00:49:09,182
Oh, Gary, you're the best.

1036
00:49:09,182 --> 00:49:10,316
It'll take some explaining,

1037
00:49:10,316 --> 00:49:12,252
so follow me
and I'll tell you everything.

1038
00:49:12,252 --> 00:49:13,987
Okay. Okay.

1039
00:49:13,987 --> 00:49:15,155
W-W-Wait.

1040
00:49:15,655 --> 00:49:17,590
Why do you wanna
help them all of a sudden?

1041
00:49:17,590 --> 00:49:19,426
[HESITATES] I'm a nice person.

1042
00:49:19,426 --> 00:49:20,660
Well, I'm coming, too.

1043
00:49:20,660 --> 00:49:21,761
No, no, no, no, honey.

1044
00:49:21,761 --> 00:49:23,663
You've had enough excitement
for one day. We gotta go home.

1045
00:49:23,663 --> 00:49:25,999
Yes, Mel,
I think it's past your bedtime.

1046
00:49:25,999 --> 00:49:27,200
What a wonderful boy.

1047
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,301
Thank you.

1048
00:49:28,301 --> 00:49:32,272
He could use
a father figure, perhaps.

1049
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,975
Um, okay.
Are you sure you're all right?

1050
00:49:35,975 --> 00:49:37,877
Terry, you've done
more than enough.

1051
00:49:37,877 --> 00:49:39,446
Let Gary carry this burden.

1052
00:49:39,446 --> 00:49:41,348
I know exactly what to do.

1053
00:49:42,182 --> 00:49:43,616
He knows exactly what to do!

1054
00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:45,885
TERRY: Ready?

1055
00:49:47,153 --> 00:49:48,655
GARY: When someone
tells a story,

1056
00:49:48,655 --> 00:49:50,190
they create a whole world.

1057
00:49:50,190 --> 00:49:53,460
And usually, the characters
stay there in that world.

1058
00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:56,196
What... What are you...
What are you talking about?

1059
00:49:56,796 --> 00:50:01,735
This is the world
that you come from.

1060
00:50:04,804 --> 00:50:05,638
[GASPS]

1061
00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:11,440
HAROLD: Moose, that's us.
That's me, that's you.

1062
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,460
Oh, this is incredible.

1063
00:50:13,913 --> 00:50:15,348
It's a whole book about us.

1064
00:50:15,348 --> 00:50:17,817
Do you know
what brought you two to life?

1065
00:50:18,485 --> 00:50:20,587
It's what your crayon
is made of.

1066
00:50:20,587 --> 00:50:25,191
The most mysterious, powerful,
extraordinary stuff on earth.

1067
00:50:25,892 --> 00:50:26,893
Wax.

1068
00:50:26,893 --> 00:50:28,995
Pure imagination.

1069
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,999
Oh, that is so cool.

1070
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,536
I wanna go home. I miss home.
You know somethin'?

1071
00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:38,338
I'm goin' in.

1072
00:50:38,338 --> 00:50:39,406
That's...

1073
00:50:39,406 --> 00:50:41,274
Let me in, book.
I wanna go home!

1074
00:50:42,375 --> 00:50:43,677
I gotta step in it, maybe.

1075
00:50:43,677 --> 00:50:44,844
GARY: That's not gonna work.

1076
00:50:44,844 --> 00:50:47,470
And that's a $12 fine.

1077
00:50:47,470 --> 00:50:48,581
- Soiling.
- [MOOSE SIGHS]

1078
00:50:52,180 --> 00:50:54,200
"By Crockett Johnson."
The Narrator, Crockett Johnson!

1079
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,422
This is my old man.

1080
00:50:55,422 --> 00:50:57,570
Moose, we finally
know who it is!

1081
00:50:57,570 --> 00:50:58,958
[BOTH LAUGH]

1082
00:50:58,958 --> 00:50:59,893
[PORCUPINE WHOOPING]

1083
00:51:03,463 --> 00:51:04,964
Porcupine?

1084
00:51:04,964 --> 00:51:06,566
Porcupine, is that you?

1085
00:51:06,566 --> 00:51:07,734
Harold?

1086
00:51:07,734 --> 00:51:09,369
Yes! Harold!

1087
00:51:09,369 --> 00:51:11,571
I knew it! I knew I'd find you!

1088
00:51:11,571 --> 00:51:13,740
Oh, my goodness! [GRUNTS]

1089
00:51:15,108 --> 00:51:16,109
- Moose?
- MOOSE: Yeah!

1090
00:51:16,109 --> 00:51:17,577
Porcupine, it's you?

1091
00:51:17,577 --> 00:51:20,113
Look at you. You in human form.

1092
00:51:20,113 --> 00:51:22,415
PORCUPINE: I know,
it's so weird!

1093
00:51:22,415 --> 00:51:23,950
I love having these.

1094
00:51:23,950 --> 00:51:26,419
I'm not really comfortable yet.
I miss my hooves, you know?

1095
00:51:26,419 --> 00:51:28,121
Yeah, no, I miss my quills.

1096
00:51:28,121 --> 00:51:30,156
It's so good having
the gang back together again.

1097
00:51:30,156 --> 00:51:31,324
I know!

1098
00:51:31,324 --> 00:51:33,226
[GRUNTS, GROANS]

1099
00:51:33,226 --> 00:51:35,662
You are under arrest
for breaking and entering!

1100
00:51:35,662 --> 00:51:36,763
Is there a problem here?

1101
00:51:36,763 --> 00:51:38,598
That porcupine
is a friend of ours.

1102
00:51:39,499 --> 00:51:43,169
[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]

1103
00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:46,773
Uh, would it be possible
for me to get my crayon back?

1104
00:51:48,274 --> 00:51:50,100
Tell y'all somethin',
moose do not belong in jail.

1105
00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:52,645
I really don't like
the Real World at all.

1106
00:51:52,645 --> 00:51:54,800
I just wanna go home so bad.

1107
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,616
Moose, relax. We can fix this.
We just need a plan.

1108
00:51:56,616 --> 00:51:59,185
Whatever the plan is, can you
not leave me behind this time?

1109
00:51:59,185 --> 00:52:02,220
No, of course not.
Hey, hey. Come here, come here.

1110
00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:04,958
It's Harold and Moose
and Porcupine, okay?

1111
00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:07,861
We're gonna figure out how to
get our world back together.

1112
00:52:07,861 --> 00:52:10,530
We just gotta
get that crayon first.

1113
00:52:10,530 --> 00:52:12,766
[INDISTICT RADIO CHATTER]

1114
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,702
[WHISPERING INAUDIBLY]

1115
00:52:21,274 --> 00:52:22,642
How do you do?

1116
00:52:25,712 --> 00:52:29,315
You cannot keep me up in here!
Keep me locked up in here!

1117
00:52:29,315 --> 00:52:30,617
Do you know what I am?

1118
00:52:30,617 --> 00:52:31,951
OFFICER: You better get down!

1119
00:52:31,951 --> 00:52:33,386
PORCUPINE: You're so lucky

1120
00:52:33,386 --> 00:52:35,550
you don't have a face
full of quills

1121
00:52:35,550 --> 00:52:36,122
- right now!
- I'm crazy, too.

1122
00:52:44,330 --> 00:52:46,166
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Whoa, whoa...

1123
00:52:49,469 --> 00:52:51,710
[GRUNTS]

1124
00:52:52,205 --> 00:52:55,475
Come on, come on! Let me in!
Open up! Let me in!

1125
00:52:55,475 --> 00:52:57,644
HAROLD: Come on, Moose!
Come on, hurry, hurry!

1126
00:52:59,245 --> 00:53:00,547
You left the door open?

1127
00:53:03,917 --> 00:53:06,886
Okay. How do we
get through that wall? Ooh.

1128
00:53:08,822 --> 00:53:11,758
[LAUGHS] Yeah!
I can't believe that worked!

1129
00:53:11,758 --> 00:53:17,430
- [ALARM RINGING]
- [SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

1130
00:53:17,564 --> 00:53:19,666
I need to get some crayons.

1131
00:53:22,736 --> 00:53:23,937
TEACHER: Okay, class.

1132
00:53:23,937 --> 00:53:25,872
Time is up. Pencils down.

1133
00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:29,909
[MOTORCYCLE REVVING]

1134
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,548
Can I go to the bathroom?

1135
00:53:39,185 --> 00:53:42,550
- Hey.
- Hey! Give it back.

1136
00:53:42,550 --> 00:53:44,424
Why? Is your pet dragon
gonna hurt me?

1137
00:53:45,425 --> 00:53:47,360
This isn't funny. Give it back.

1138
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,362
See ya later. [LAUGHS]

1139
00:53:49,362 --> 00:53:50,930
- No, no, no!
- [DOOR SLAMS]

1140
00:53:51,931 --> 00:53:53,400
MEL: Come on, let me out.

1141
00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:56,136
[GRUNTS] Ah...

1142
00:54:04,611 --> 00:54:06,479
Look, check out
this stupid whistle.

1143
00:54:06,479 --> 00:54:08,548
- It doesn't even work.
- [BLOWS SILENTLY]

1144
00:54:08,548 --> 00:54:09,916
[LOUD THUD]

1145
00:54:12,118 --> 00:54:13,420
[LOUD THUD]

1146
00:54:15,822 --> 00:54:16,656
[BOYS SCREAM]

1147
00:54:16,656 --> 00:54:18,158
[ROARS]

1148
00:54:18,158 --> 00:54:20,994
- BOY 1: Let's get out of here!
- [BOY 2 YELLING]

1149
00:54:38,178 --> 00:54:39,979
Mel, what did you do?

1150
00:54:39,979 --> 00:54:41,281
[SCREAMS]

1151
00:54:43,416 --> 00:54:44,684
Sorry, Ms. Hemm.

1152
00:54:46,953 --> 00:54:48,254
Thanks, Carl.

1153
00:54:49,255 --> 00:54:50,857
Don't let anybody see you, okay?

1154
00:54:56,663 --> 00:54:58,932
- [CARL SHRIEKS]
- That's cool.

1155
00:54:59,933 --> 00:55:01,801
- MOOSE: Mel! Hey!
- HAROLD: Ha-ha!

1156
00:55:01,801 --> 00:55:03,360
Harold, Moose!

1157
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,604
And Porcupine. Nice to meet you.

1158
00:55:04,604 --> 00:55:06,139
Hi, Porcupine.

1159
00:55:06,639 --> 00:55:08,141
Did you find your dad?

1160
00:55:08,141 --> 00:55:09,509
Yes! His name
is Crockett Johnson.

1161
00:55:09,509 --> 00:55:10,710
- Johnson.
- HAROLD: Gary was helping us.

1162
00:55:10,710 --> 00:55:12,545
Then we all got arrested, which
is a story for another time.

1163
00:55:12,545 --> 00:55:13,646
Found him.

1164
00:55:13,646 --> 00:55:16,490
His house is only like
20 minutes away from here.

1165
00:55:16,490 --> 00:55:18,618
Oh, that's perfect! Let's get
out of here. Come on, Mel.

1166
00:55:18,618 --> 00:55:21,540
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I have thumbs now. I drive.

1167
00:55:21,540 --> 00:55:22,489
[ENGINE STARTS]

1168
00:55:23,456 --> 00:55:25,692
Um, have you ever
driven a motorcycle before?

1169
00:55:25,692 --> 00:55:28,328
I'm a porcupine.
I've never done anything before.

1170
00:55:28,328 --> 00:55:29,896
[ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECHING]

1171
00:55:29,896 --> 00:55:31,631
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

1172
00:55:31,631 --> 00:55:34,167
[MOOSE YELLING]

1173
00:55:36,403 --> 00:55:38,672
MOOSE: Slow down, Porcupine!

1174
00:55:39,205 --> 00:55:40,640
- [HORN HONKING]
- [MOOSE YELLING]

1175
00:55:47,580 --> 00:55:50,684
[MEL YELLING AND LAUGHING]

1176
00:55:50,817 --> 00:55:53,860
Can you believe
I've never done this before?

1177
00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:54,554
Yes, I can.

1178
00:55:54,554 --> 00:55:56,389
Look at the road.
Look at the road.

1179
00:55:56,389 --> 00:55:57,691
[ALL YELL]

1180
00:56:00,527 --> 00:56:02,162
[CAR HONKS FROM BEHIND]

1181
00:56:05,498 --> 00:56:07,567
[GRUNTING]

1182
00:56:07,567 --> 00:56:09,369
[MOTORCYCLE REVVING]

1183
00:56:09,369 --> 00:56:11,738
[MOOSE YELLING]

1184
00:56:14,741 --> 00:56:17,100
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
- [CAR HONKING]

1185
00:56:19,512 --> 00:56:21,448
[CARS HONKING]

1186
00:56:22,749 --> 00:56:24,284
Shaknathar!

1187
00:56:24,284 --> 00:56:27,120
Well, what do you mean
he ran away?

1188
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,955
Okay. Thank you.

1189
00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:37,364
[ALL YELLING AND WHOOPING]

1190
00:56:37,364 --> 00:56:39,432
[TRUCKS HONKING]

1191
00:57:04,391 --> 00:57:06,960
Hello. Welcome to
the Crockett Johnson House.

1192
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,395
Are you fans of his work?

1193
00:57:08,395 --> 00:57:11,631
Yeah. Yeah. You could say that.

1194
00:57:11,631 --> 00:57:13,400
We've traveled a long way
to get here.

1195
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,268
And I just can't wait
to meet him face-to-face.

1196
00:57:15,268 --> 00:57:17,604
Oh, well, this is a museum now.

1197
00:57:17,604 --> 00:57:19,439
Crockett Johnson passed away.

1198
00:57:20,774 --> 00:57:22,275
Passed away?

1199
00:57:24,844 --> 00:57:27,800
He's not alive anymore, Harold.

1200
00:57:27,647 --> 00:57:28,815
It's like my dad.

1201
00:57:29,816 --> 00:57:31,785
I'd be more than happy
to give you a tour.

1202
00:57:31,785 --> 00:57:32,952
No, that's okay.

1203
00:57:34,254 --> 00:57:36,189
Thank you. Have a good day.

1204
00:57:36,189 --> 00:57:37,657
Thanks. You, too.

1205
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,950
I'm sorry, Harold.

1206
00:57:45,699 --> 00:57:47,667
That's the end of the story.

1207
00:57:51,171 --> 00:57:52,472
[CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

1208
00:57:54,708 --> 00:57:56,309
Mel! Mel!

1209
00:57:56,309 --> 00:57:57,677
Come here.

1210
00:57:57,677 --> 00:58:00,213
What happened? Are you okay?
I was so worried.

1211
00:58:00,213 --> 00:58:01,848
The principal called and said
you trashed the school

1212
00:58:01,848 --> 00:58:03,149
and you ran away?

1213
00:58:03,149 --> 00:58:04,551
No, it wasn't me. It was Carl.

1214
00:58:04,551 --> 00:58:06,453
What is going on with you?

1215
00:58:06,453 --> 00:58:08,540
We found out that Harold
is from a book,

1216
00:58:08,540 --> 00:58:09,856
so we came here to find his dad.

1217
00:58:09,856 --> 00:58:11,624
Mel, go wait in the car.

1218
00:58:11,624 --> 00:58:13,626
- But, Mom, Harold was--
- Just go!

1219
00:58:16,796 --> 00:58:17,797
Go.

1220
00:58:21,134 --> 00:58:23,203
Look, I don't know
what's going on here,

1221
00:58:23,203 --> 00:58:24,971
or whether you're just crazy.

1222
00:58:24,971 --> 00:58:26,306
But ever since you showed up,

1223
00:58:26,306 --> 00:58:28,174
our lives have been
turned upside down.

1224
00:58:28,174 --> 00:58:29,876
I have a kid to protect.

1225
00:58:29,876 --> 00:58:31,211
And you're filling his head
with stuff

1226
00:58:31,211 --> 00:58:32,579
that's not good for him.

1227
00:58:32,579 --> 00:58:35,915
So, I'm gonna have to ask you
to stay away from me and my son.

1228
00:58:35,915 --> 00:58:37,250
Just leave us alone.

1229
00:58:38,585 --> 00:58:40,320
[FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING]

1230
00:58:43,757 --> 00:58:44,891
I'm sorry.

1231
00:58:47,327 --> 00:58:49,763
I was wrong about everything.

1232
00:58:58,905 --> 00:59:00,106
MOOSE: Porcupine?

1233
00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:04,711
PORCUPINE: [GASPS]
It's disappeared.

1234
00:59:05,211 --> 00:59:06,513
- Harold.
- What do we do?

1235
00:59:06,513 --> 00:59:07,714
It's over.

1236
00:59:08,415 --> 00:59:10,116
What do you mean it's over?
You can do anything.

1237
00:59:10,116 --> 00:59:11,351
No, I can't.

1238
00:59:12,218 --> 00:59:13,219
It was the old man.

1239
00:59:13,219 --> 00:59:14,954
It was his book.
It was his world.

1240
00:59:14,954 --> 00:59:18,258
I'm just a dumb drawing
drawing other dumb drawings.

1241
00:59:19,592 --> 00:59:21,270
So is that what we are?

1242
00:59:21,861 --> 00:59:23,430
Just some dumb drawings?

1243
00:59:24,531 --> 00:59:25,732
I'm sorry.

1244
00:59:33,730 --> 00:59:34,140
Moose?

1245
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:37,243
Porcupine?

1246
00:59:37,243 --> 00:59:39,446
[PANTING]

1247
00:59:39,446 --> 00:59:40,547
No.

1248
00:59:43,316 --> 00:59:44,317
No.

1249
01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:29,290
Oh, Old Man.

1250
01:00:31,498 --> 01:00:33,867
You never should have
given me this.

1251
01:00:38,805 --> 01:00:39,839
- [THUD]
- [GASPS]

1252
01:00:39,839 --> 01:00:42,800
[SCREECHING]

1253
01:01:07,467 --> 01:01:08,468
GARY: Harold.

1254
01:01:08,468 --> 01:01:09,803
[CAR ENGINE IDLING]

1255
01:01:11,137 --> 01:01:13,390
How are you doing, my friend?

1256
01:01:24,170 --> 01:01:25,180
Mom?

1257
01:01:25,885 --> 01:01:28,540
I've got a bad feeling.
I think Harold's in trouble.

1258
01:01:28,540 --> 01:01:30,256
No, the only one
who's in trouble is you.

1259
01:01:30,256 --> 01:01:32,659
And I don't want to hear
any more about Harold.

1260
01:01:32,659 --> 01:01:33,727
Get in the car.

1261
01:01:43,103 --> 01:01:46,239
Mom! Mom, everything Harold drew
is disappearing.

1262
01:01:46,239 --> 01:01:48,575
I'm serious, Mom.
Something's wrong.

1263
01:01:48,575 --> 01:01:51,378
I don't trust Gary.
He's up to something.

1264
01:01:51,378 --> 01:01:53,279
We gotta help. And I need Carl.

1265
01:01:53,279 --> 01:01:54,914
- Give me the whistle.
- Mom.

1266
01:01:54,914 --> 01:01:56,282
Give it to me.

1267
01:02:02,222 --> 01:02:03,923
[DOOR CLOSES]

1268
01:02:11,231 --> 01:02:12,632
GARY: You've let everyone down.

1269
01:02:12,632 --> 01:02:14,768
But without anyone to guide you,

1270
01:02:14,768 --> 01:02:17,370
you were bound
to mess things up.

1271
01:02:18,471 --> 01:02:21,474
You can't use the crayon all
by yourself. It's too powerful.

1272
01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:24,210
Let me guide your story.

1273
01:02:24,210 --> 01:02:26,913
My stuff's a little darker.
It's for ages 14 and up.

1274
01:02:26,913 --> 01:02:28,715
- But I can do it.
- [CHAIR SCRAPES]

1275
01:02:29,482 --> 01:02:32,218
Harold, I can help you.

1276
01:02:34,220 --> 01:02:35,588
Give me the crayon.

1277
01:02:41,561 --> 01:02:44,330
[SIGHS DEEPLY]

1278
01:03:15,428 --> 01:03:17,630
- [CRAYON SCRIBBLING]
- GARY: I'm a creative person.

1279
01:03:17,630 --> 01:03:19,666
I create worlds.

1280
01:03:19,666 --> 01:03:23,360
If you'd read my book,
you would know that this...

1281
01:03:23,837 --> 01:03:25,472
is the Dungeon of Azgarach.

1282
01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:32,679
Oh! These are strange,
cool bracelets.

1283
01:03:32,679 --> 01:03:35,480
Well, I'm glad you like them.

1284
01:03:36,349 --> 01:03:38,318
You're going to be wearing them
for a very long time.

1285
01:03:45,692 --> 01:03:47,494
All of the people
who rejected me,

1286
01:03:47,494 --> 01:03:49,729
I'll show them
how wrong they were.

1287
01:03:50,563 --> 01:03:53,900
Now they'll see
what Library Gary is capable of.

1288
01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:55,835
No, Gary, that's not
what the crayon is for.

1289
01:03:55,835 --> 01:03:58,400
You're supposed to use it
to make people happy.

1290
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,240
Revenge will make me happy.

1291
01:04:12,485 --> 01:04:13,486
Harold? Ah!

1292
01:04:14,187 --> 01:04:15,355
[GRUNTS]

1293
01:04:15,355 --> 01:04:17,157
Gary, leave him alone.
Let him go.

1294
01:04:17,157 --> 01:04:19,325
I really feel like I've gone
too far down this path

1295
01:04:19,325 --> 01:04:20,493
to turn back now.

1296
01:04:20,493 --> 01:04:22,562
I know Terry
is going to be distraught

1297
01:04:22,562 --> 01:04:24,330
about her missing son,
of course,

1298
01:04:24,330 --> 01:04:26,166
but don't worry.

1299
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:28,735
Library Gary will comfort her.

1300
01:04:29,436 --> 01:04:31,871
Maybe someday
I'll even draw her a new son.

1301
01:04:31,871 --> 01:04:33,840
A cool one that looks like me.

1302
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,343
You're a seriously
messed-up guy, Gary.

1303
01:04:36,343 --> 01:04:37,911
Oh, yeah? How about this?

1304
01:04:39,746 --> 01:04:41,548
How about what? How about what?

1305
01:04:47,921 --> 01:04:50,390
[HAROLD EXCLAIMING]

1306
01:04:54,728 --> 01:04:56,429
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [HAROLD GASPS]

1307
01:04:57,630 --> 01:05:00,400
Oh, no. The Real World
is nothing like I imagined it.

1308
01:05:01,601 --> 01:05:02,702
[CAR LOCK CHIRPS]

1309
01:05:03,570 --> 01:05:04,571
No.

1310
01:05:10,810 --> 01:05:11,811
Mel?

1311
01:05:13,413 --> 01:05:14,714
Can we talk?

1312
01:05:17,484 --> 01:05:18,551
Mel--

1313
01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:20,120
Mel?

1314
01:05:25,425 --> 01:05:27,560
Now the world will gaze upon me

1315
01:05:28,595 --> 01:05:30,960
and be impressed.

1316
01:05:30,897 --> 01:05:33,400
- Onward, Thrahaknahar!
- [HORSE NEIGHS]

1317
01:05:39,272 --> 01:05:40,440
[HAROLD GASPS]

1318
01:05:42,642 --> 01:05:44,310
I'm so sorry, Mel.

1319
01:05:46,112 --> 01:05:47,747
I can't draw us out of this one.

1320
01:05:47,747 --> 01:05:49,416
I really messed up.

1321
01:05:50,316 --> 01:05:54,187
No, you didn't.
You made things a lot better.

1322
01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:57,490
You believed in me.

1323
01:05:58,825 --> 01:06:00,326
And my mom.

1324
01:06:00,326 --> 01:06:01,494
And Carl.

1325
01:06:04,798 --> 01:06:06,499
Just believe in yourself.

1326
01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,350
I do.

1327
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:15,608
And we can draw
our way out of here.

1328
01:06:23,183 --> 01:06:25,518
[HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

1329
01:06:55,715 --> 01:06:56,983
HAROLD: Hey! Hey!

1330
01:06:56,983 --> 01:06:59,586
- [HORSE NEIGHS]
- GARY: Hyah!

1331
01:06:59,586 --> 01:07:01,221
Let's go get him.

1332
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:08,528
Hyah!

1333
01:07:08,528 --> 01:07:12,980
Upon this rock
I shall erect my kingdom.

1334
01:07:15,935 --> 01:07:16,770
[GRUNTS]

1335
01:07:25,512 --> 01:07:27,714
That was fun, right?
Go hide, go hide.

1336
01:07:29,382 --> 01:07:30,517
How did you get out?

1337
01:07:31,718 --> 01:07:32,886
With this.

1338
01:07:36,890 --> 01:07:37,357
Mine's bigger.

1339
01:07:37,357 --> 01:07:41,610
Look, Gary, it doesn't belong
to you, okay? Give it back.

1340
01:07:41,610 --> 01:07:43,563
Mm. Sorry.
I can't do that, Harold.

1341
01:07:45,198 --> 01:07:46,660
[EXHALES]

1342
01:07:50,437 --> 01:07:52,706
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

1343
01:07:55,108 --> 01:07:56,376
[EAGLE CRIES]

1344
01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:57,977
[WIND BLOWING]

1345
01:08:14,294 --> 01:08:15,295
Draw.

1346
01:08:18,765 --> 01:08:19,599
[GRUNTS]

1347
01:08:20,967 --> 01:08:21,801
[LAUGHS]

1348
01:08:22,769 --> 01:08:23,937
- Huh?
- [GRUNTS]

1349
01:08:23,937 --> 01:08:24,838
[GROANS]

1350
01:08:27,340 --> 01:08:28,174
[GASPS]

1351
01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:33,246
Yay for Harold!

1352
01:08:38,752 --> 01:08:40,587
[GRUNTING]

1353
01:08:40,587 --> 01:08:43,757
[YELLING]

1354
01:08:43,757 --> 01:08:44,758
[WIND BLOWING]

1355
01:08:53,299 --> 01:08:54,601
[LAUGHING]

1356
01:08:54,601 --> 01:08:58,271
[YELLING]

1357
01:09:01,107 --> 01:09:02,842
[GROANING] Ow.

1358
01:09:02,842 --> 01:09:05,612
- [LAUGHS]
- [METALLIC CLANKING]

1359
01:09:08,782 --> 01:09:09,983
[SCREAMS]

1360
01:09:12,852 --> 01:09:14,721
GARY: Fire!

1361
01:09:14,721 --> 01:09:16,560
Harold, look out!

1362
01:09:16,956 --> 01:09:18,858
- [HAROLD EXCLAIMS]
- [LAUGHS]

1363
01:09:25,732 --> 01:09:27,133
Oh! Oh!

1364
01:09:29,235 --> 01:09:30,537
[EXCLAIMS]

1365
01:09:32,972 --> 01:09:34,741
You'll have to do
better than that.

1366
01:09:38,311 --> 01:09:39,379
[GROANS]

1367
01:09:40,380 --> 01:09:41,481
That was better.

1368
01:09:45,151 --> 01:09:47,420
No! No! No.

1369
01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:48,555
No. No.

1370
01:09:48,555 --> 01:09:49,889
- HAROLD: Give me the crayon.
- GARY: No.

1371
01:09:49,889 --> 01:09:51,524
- Yes.
- Never!

1372
01:09:51,524 --> 01:09:53,360
Gary! No, no...

1373
01:09:54,994 --> 01:09:56,290
GARY: Mm-mm.

1374
01:09:57,597 --> 01:09:58,498
[GULPS]

1375
01:09:58,498 --> 01:10:01,167
Gary! Everyone knows
you don't eat crayons.

1376
01:10:01,735 --> 01:10:03,200
Not good.

1377
01:10:11,878 --> 01:10:13,246
The power.

1378
01:10:14,614 --> 01:10:15,749
I feel it.

1379
01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:35,769
- HAROLD: Where is he?
- [THUNDER RUMBLING]

1380
01:10:35,769 --> 01:10:37,370
Gary, where are you?

1381
01:10:37,604 --> 01:10:39,272
GARY: There is no Gary.

1382
01:10:44,110 --> 01:10:46,379
- Only G'Garaur.
- [THUNDERCLAP]

1383
01:10:49,490 --> 01:10:51,317
Mel! Oh, my God. Are you okay?

1384
01:10:51,317 --> 01:10:53,653
I was so worried.
What is happening here?

1385
01:10:53,653 --> 01:10:55,488
Mom, Gary swallowed the crayon.

1386
01:10:55,488 --> 01:10:56,790
I think he's
trying to kill Harold.

1387
01:11:01,261 --> 01:11:02,996
- We have to get out of here.
- HAROLD: Yeah.

1388
01:11:02,996 --> 01:11:04,931
GARY: Terry, don't go.

1389
01:11:04,931 --> 01:11:06,666
Come. Join me.

1390
01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:09,169
So that we may
rule over this land.

1391
01:11:09,169 --> 01:11:12,172
Man and woman.

1392
01:11:13,139 --> 01:11:15,308
- No thank you.
- Really?

1393
01:11:15,308 --> 01:11:17,844
Yup. No.
I do like your new hair though.

1394
01:11:22,315 --> 01:11:24,317
I'll show you
what you're missing.

1395
01:11:33,259 --> 01:11:34,627
The glaive...

1396
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:37,964
of G'Garaur!

1397
01:11:37,964 --> 01:11:39,199
[HAROLD YELLS]

1398
01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:41,434
MEL: Run!

1399
01:11:42,602 --> 01:11:43,436
[GASPS]

1400
01:11:45,638 --> 01:11:46,706
TERRY: Watch out!

1401
01:11:54,147 --> 01:11:55,148
MEL: Harold!

1402
01:11:56,549 --> 01:11:57,484
[GARY YELLING]

1403
01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:58,551
MEL: Watch out!

1404
01:12:02,956 --> 01:12:04,290
Harold!

1405
01:12:04,290 --> 01:12:05,558
Oh, no!

1406
01:12:05,558 --> 01:12:07,527
[PANTING]

1407
01:12:08,695 --> 01:12:10,163
[GARY LAUGHING]

1408
01:12:10,163 --> 01:12:13,833
Hey. I should have believed you
a long time ago.

1409
01:12:18,905 --> 01:12:19,906
[BLOWS SILENTLY]

1410
01:12:20,473 --> 01:12:23,877
GARY: You see, Harold,
this power was meant for me.

1411
01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:25,145
[CARL SCREECHING]

1412
01:12:27,814 --> 01:12:29,215
[SCREECHING CONTINUES]

1413
01:12:37,230 --> 01:12:38,892
Sic him, Carl!

1414
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:41,861
[CARL ROARS]

1415
01:12:43,697 --> 01:12:44,898
[GARY YELLS]

1416
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:47,167
[LAUGHS]

1417
01:12:47,167 --> 01:12:48,868
[GROANING]

1418
01:12:49,602 --> 01:12:52,720
- [SIZZLES]
- Oh. Not the hair.

1419
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:55,208
That is the only thing
she likes about me.

1420
01:12:56,409 --> 01:12:57,510
[GROWLS]

1421
01:12:58,878 --> 01:13:00,800
[GRUNTS]

1422
01:13:01,348 --> 01:13:02,382
[CARL SHRIEKS]

1423
01:13:04,451 --> 01:13:05,919
Carl!

1424
01:13:07,420 --> 01:13:09,220
- [GROANS WEAKLY]
- HAROLD: No!

1425
01:13:09,220 --> 01:13:10,457
No, Gary. You have to stop this.

1426
01:13:10,457 --> 01:13:12,292
This isn't
what the crayon is for.

1427
01:13:14,594 --> 01:13:16,960
GARY: G'Garaur!

1428
01:13:20,467 --> 01:13:21,868
It's over, Harold.

1429
01:13:21,868 --> 01:13:26,206
You're just a cartoon drawing
from the young reader section

1430
01:13:26,206 --> 01:13:29,376
with no narrator
to tell you what to do

1431
01:13:29,376 --> 01:13:31,277
and no friends to help you.

1432
01:13:36,282 --> 01:13:38,510
Well, I believe in me.

1433
01:13:38,651 --> 01:13:40,320
And I believe in my friends.

1434
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:42,880
Friends are overrated.

1435
01:13:42,889 --> 01:13:44,157
So I've been told.

1436
01:13:44,157 --> 01:13:46,920
- [PORCUPINE WHOOPING]
- [ENGINE REVS]

1437
01:13:53,466 --> 01:13:55,101
- Do you need a hand?
- Yes!

1438
01:13:55,101 --> 01:13:57,637
I've lost the crayon.
We have to get it back.

1439
01:13:57,637 --> 01:14:01,608
Oh, look, the whole
storybook back together again.

1440
01:14:01,608 --> 01:14:03,760
How touching.

1441
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:04,511
[SNIFFING]

1442
01:14:04,511 --> 01:14:06,179
I've got this.

1443
01:14:06,179 --> 01:14:07,580
- [GRUNTS]
- [MEL GASPS]

1444
01:14:08,948 --> 01:14:10,784
Thraknah!

1445
01:14:11,685 --> 01:14:12,786
Ha!

1446
01:14:13,753 --> 01:14:15,880
Yes!

1447
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:16,589
- [GRUNTS]
- [PORCUPINE SCREAMS]

1448
01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:20,827
I will not give up
this power, Harold.

1449
01:14:24,964 --> 01:14:27,600
I hate to do this to you, Gary,
but you left me no choice.

1450
01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,502
Nothing you can draw
will be beat me.

1451
01:14:30,470 --> 01:14:32,172
- HAROLD: Spiderfly.
- [HISSES]

1452
01:14:33,273 --> 01:14:34,107
[CHUCKLES]

1453
01:14:34,107 --> 01:14:35,208
[WHOOPS]

1454
01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:36,710
[GRUNTS]

1455
01:14:37,344 --> 01:14:38,278
[HISSES]

1456
01:14:38,278 --> 01:14:40,146
[GRUNTS, GULPS]

1457
01:14:42,615 --> 01:14:44,500
The glaive!

1458
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:45,180
Ah!

1459
01:14:47,530 --> 01:14:48,555
Well, Moose, you're up.

1460
01:14:49,289 --> 01:14:50,323
What?

1461
01:14:50,323 --> 01:14:51,658
[YELLS, BELLOWS]

1462
01:14:54,961 --> 01:14:56,863
- [THUDS]
- [YELLS]

1463
01:15:01,670 --> 01:15:02,869
- [GROANS]
- [LAUGHS]

1464
01:15:03,636 --> 01:15:05,338
[GROANING]

1465
01:15:11,770 --> 01:15:12,145
Oh.

1466
01:15:31,765 --> 01:15:32,866
We did it!

1467
01:15:32,866 --> 01:15:34,401
- Come on!
- Yes!

1468
01:15:36,669 --> 01:15:38,380
Carl!

1469
01:15:38,380 --> 01:15:39,172
[CARL GRUNTS]

1470
01:15:46,946 --> 01:15:48,140
[GARY SIGHS]

1471
01:15:48,748 --> 01:15:49,783
You okay?

1472
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,890
I just wanted a place
where I belonged.

1473
01:15:59,959 --> 01:16:01,928
I wanted my world

1474
01:16:02,929 --> 01:16:04,230
to be real.

1475
01:16:18,978 --> 01:16:19,913
[HAROLD GRUNTS]

1476
01:16:38,465 --> 01:16:39,599
It's beautiful.

1477
01:16:40,166 --> 01:16:42,502
Why does that woman
look like me?

1478
01:16:45,138 --> 01:16:46,439
Does she?

1479
01:16:49,275 --> 01:16:51,444
Uh, go, go, go.
You belong there...

1480
01:16:51,444 --> 01:16:52,946
G'Garaur.

1481
01:16:55,815 --> 01:16:57,283
You said it right.

1482
01:17:10,530 --> 01:17:12,980
Oh, and, Harold, I--

1483
01:17:13,633 --> 01:17:15,201
We should leave him in there.

1484
01:17:15,201 --> 01:17:16,269
[CARL SCREECHES]

1485
01:17:25,311 --> 01:17:28,181
[BURPS, PANTS]

1486
01:18:04,918 --> 01:18:06,152
[LAUGHS] Yeah.

1487
01:18:06,152 --> 01:18:08,488
Aw, your antlers!

1488
01:18:31,177 --> 01:18:32,445
[HAROLD CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

1489
01:18:39,386 --> 01:18:40,253
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

1490
01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:44,257
[HAROLD SIGHS]

1491
01:18:45,191 --> 01:18:46,559
I wonder what
the old man would say

1492
01:18:46,559 --> 01:18:47,761
if he could see me now.

1493
01:18:48,461 --> 01:18:50,864
I think he would
have been proud of you.

1494
01:18:53,266 --> 01:18:54,367
Thank you.

1495
01:18:55,702 --> 01:18:56,736
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
- Oh.

1496
01:18:58,538 --> 01:19:01,441
Did he ever say
why he made Harold?

1497
01:19:02,108 --> 01:19:03,410
Follow me.

1498
01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:26,660
[SIGHS DEEPLY]

1499
01:19:27,233 --> 01:19:28,401
NARRATOR: Dear Harold,

1500
01:19:29,402 --> 01:19:32,906
one day you might wanna know
why I made you.

1501
01:19:32,906 --> 01:19:34,841
In the beginning,
you were just a boy

1502
01:19:34,841 --> 01:19:37,477
with a purple crayon
and a blank page.

1503
01:19:38,945 --> 01:19:42,248
I wanted to show folks
that with a little imagination,

1504
01:19:42,248 --> 01:19:45,652
you can make your life
whatever you want it to be.

1505
01:19:49,220 --> 01:19:50,990
I wanted you to inspire people

1506
01:19:50,990 --> 01:19:53,426
to live their lives
that way, too.

1507
01:19:56,496 --> 01:19:59,199
We only have
so much time in this world,

1508
01:19:59,199 --> 01:20:02,769
but we leave our mark
in the lives we change.

1509
01:20:04,838 --> 01:20:09,900
And I know you, Harold,
will keep inspiring our world...

1510
01:20:12,278 --> 01:20:13,646
one person at a time.

1511
01:20:17,784 --> 01:20:21,121
Because life isn't something
that just happens to you.

1512
01:20:22,222 --> 01:20:23,390
Thank you.

1513
01:20:23,390 --> 01:20:25,358
NARRATOR:
It's something you create.

1514
01:20:27,293 --> 01:20:28,294
The trick...

1515
01:20:29,396 --> 01:20:31,131
is in the imagining.

1516
01:20:31,731 --> 01:20:32,832
I'll see you soon.

1517
01:20:42,142 --> 01:20:44,244
- All right, guys. Ready?
- Ready!

1518
01:20:44,244 --> 01:20:46,646
Moose? Moose, are you ready?

1519
01:20:46,646 --> 01:20:49,820
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm ready.
[CHUCKLES]

1520
01:20:49,820 --> 01:20:50,850
I was drawn ready.

1521
01:20:52,152 --> 01:20:53,253
Come on, everybody!

1522
01:20:53,253 --> 01:20:54,421
[PORCUPINE AND MOOSE
YELL EXCITEDLY]

1523
01:20:54,421 --> 01:20:55,922
[PORCUPINE WHOOPING]

1524
01:20:55,922 --> 01:20:57,524
["COLORS" PLAYING]

1525
01:22:45,980 --> 01:22:47,330
[HARP MUSIC PLAYING]

1526
01:22:50,603 --> 01:22:53,373
Music as sweet
as a phoenix song.

1527
01:22:56,142 --> 01:22:57,544
[BLOWS]

1528
01:23:07,287 --> 01:23:08,388
Zerry.

1529
01:23:08,388 --> 01:23:09,989
O Warrior Queen.

1530
01:23:10,790 --> 01:23:12,359
I found you at last,

1531
01:23:12,359 --> 01:23:15,280
and nothing in the world
shall tear us asunder.

1532
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:18,331
Oh, that's so flattering, Gar--

1533
01:23:18,331 --> 01:23:20,333
- Gagur--
- G'Garaur.

1534
01:23:20,333 --> 01:23:21,501
Gar-gar.

1535
01:23:22,100 --> 01:23:23,303
But I'm seeing someone.

1536
01:23:26,473 --> 01:23:28,410
Gondaldemor?

1537
01:23:30,210 --> 01:23:31,440
[SCOFFS]

1538
01:23:31,678 --> 01:23:32,979
Good morrow.

1539
01:23:34,981 --> 01:23:36,490
Well, that's cool.

1540
01:23:37,170 --> 01:23:38,885
I'm super busy anyway!

